In this episode of Thick & Thin, the boys talk about Trump's latest conspiracy, Adderall, and the fact that Donald Trump had a prescription for amphetamines in the early 1980s. Also, they talk about the time the White House admitted that the president was on a diet of Doritos and Diet Coke. And they discuss the time that a reporter found out that Trump had been taking Adderal. And, of course, they get into the conspiracy theory that Trump might have been on amphetamine in the late 1980s and early 1990s, and that it was actually a good thing that he was on it. Also, the guys talk about why they think Trump should be fired from the presidency and why it s a good idea that he should get a new job, and what he should do with the money that he's been getting from it. And of course there's a whole lot of other stuff that's not really important. Enjoy the episode, and don't forget to leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! or wherever else you re listening to podcasts. If you like what you hear, please leave a review and tell us what you think about it in the comments section below! We ll be looking out for you in next week's mailbag! Timestamps: 5:00 - What's your favorite drug? 6:30 - What do you think of Trump's diet? 7:20 - Which one is your favorite? 8: Which one do you take the most powerful one? 9:15 - What kind of drug do you like to take most often? 11: What are you taking the most? 14:00- What s your favorite type of amphetamine? 16: What is the worst thing you're taking? 17:40 - Is it a little bit more? 18:00 19:00 | Which one you'd like to see me take most frequently? 21:30 | Which is the most important drug you're using? 22:40 | How much of your favorite thing? 23:10 | Which drug are you looking for? 26:30 27:20 | What's the worst drug you re taking most of your morning after a day of the day? 29:00 Is it the most interesting? 32:00 / 32:20 33:00 Are you looking forward to your day off?
00:00:12.000I guess he's saying that there's a New York Times piece that contains a paragraph saying Trump suggested that the Axis Hollywood tape wasn't real.
00:00:18.000So he's like saying that never existed.
00:02:20.000Other than that NuVigil, I've tried that stuff a few times, and I will try it.
00:02:25.000Like, say, if I have to drive home, if I'm driving home from San Francisco, it's like 10 o'clock at night, I know I'm not going to get home until 3 in the morning, 4 in the morning.
00:02:32.000I will take one of those, because it'll keep you from falling asleep.
00:02:37.000Apparently, what I've read was that that's what they prescribe it for, but what it's made for, and it was originally called ProVigil, right?
00:02:51.000And I think New Vigil is a new one, right?
00:02:53.000And I think what they did is like there was probably some sort of, I don't know, maybe it's an improvement or maybe it was some sort of a copyright thing or a trademark thing.
00:03:03.000I'm going to ask Jamie to Google a bunch of shit.
00:05:12.000I tried to do it once, my friend gave me one, and I took half of the one, and I went on stage later, and it felt like I was on coke.
00:05:22.000If you try to do coke before you do comedy, your timing's off, you're just going through your shit super fast, and that's what I felt like, and I'm like, I'm never doing that again.
00:05:33.000And then I had it one more time, years later, when I was doing something, I had to stay awake, and I just felt jittery.
00:05:40.000I didn't like it compared to Nuva Jill, where you didn't have the jitters or the Adderall-type feeling.
00:05:47.000Yeah, Nuva Jill doesn't give you any of that, right?
00:06:18.000When a guy like Tim Ferriss, an extremely influential guy that spends a lot of time doing biohacking and improvement shit like he does, for that guy to say he didn't want to write about New Vigil or Pro Vigil in a book because he didn't want people eating it like candy,
00:06:53.000Now, it's not a natural thing, so it's not like you're taking vitamins, and those vitamins, like B12 or something like that, stimulates you, gives you energy.
00:07:14.000We are now learning that sugar is like the worst thing in the whole entire world because the sugar industry back in the day was like, sell this, sell this, fat's bad, you know?
00:10:20.000We're some sort of a weird being that makes better and better technology every year, and we get pumped about it, which is why I wanted to show you the Razer phone.
00:13:11.000I have all mine, and two of them are starting to explode.
00:13:14.000And it's not fair because I bought them and I wanted to keep them like a collector, but my iPhone 3 is bubbled up and it's about to blow up any day now.
00:13:21.000So you have different swipes now because you don't have a homepage.
00:13:26.000You have to shut it down to get out of there?
00:13:57.000Yeah, sometimes if they figure out a better way, even though it's a better way, like QWERTY typing, do you know the whole deal behind that?
00:14:04.000Apparently that's not the fastest way to type.
00:14:07.000The keyboard QWERTY is set up the way it is because in the olden days they made it that way because old keys would get stuck on each other.
00:14:15.000And they would mash them and they'd get stuck together, so they had to separate the more commonly used keys.
00:14:21.000So they changed the way they did it, but the right way to do the typewriter...
00:14:30.000These wacky nerds, they take their keyboards and they reprogram them, or they buy a specific keyboard that's in this way, and then they learn how to type with this super unusual keyboard, but it's supposed to be faster.
00:14:43.000There's a plug-in, I think, that you can do it on your iPad and your iPhones and stuff like that.
00:15:36.000I was thinking, like, how could they be good when people have, like, crazy flow to their language?
00:15:41.000Like, you know, you talk to, like, some serious Puerto Ricans and they're like, you know, there's, like, all these words are, like, flowing into these other words, you know?
00:15:50.000I mean, there's, like, a flavor to it that I just don't think that little computer thing is going to be able to figure out what the fuck that guy just said, you know?
00:15:57.000I think you could already do it in Google, you know, so you don't need the headphones, you just need your phone.
00:16:07.000But the new Pixel, by the way, that camera on that, it's the best camera of any phone, the new Pixel 2. What's crazy is it's a single camera, where all these other phones are doing it with a dual camera.
00:18:23.000Dude, it's a real possibility that this could happen.
00:18:27.000I mean, I'm not saying it's going to happen in a decade, but if human beings live to be another hundred years, they're going to have better replacements.
00:18:35.000Elon's tweet about that robot scared everybody, just the way he worded it.
00:20:22.000It's fully installed the world's largest lithium ion battery in South Australia, the state government said in a statement Thursday.
00:20:28.000Tesla teamed up with a French renewable energy firm in the local government to install the battery, which Musk promised to deliver within 100 days of signing the contract, or it would be free.
00:20:51.000Like if you had a movie and there was some mad billionaire Robert Downey Jr. type character that just kept inventing the newest crazy shit and was at the cutting edge of science and was telling everybody to look out for the fucking robots that are gonna kill us, it would be Elon Musk.
00:21:24.000When you watch that one robot, there's one mini-robot, there's this little yellow one in this video, and it's running on the ground at a very fast rate, and you're like, wait, wait, wait.
00:21:35.000You're trying to wrap your head around this thing.
00:21:38.000What if it's got a little camera, and it's got guns, and it's running at you like this?
00:21:42.000And it's like the size of a.44 Magnum.
00:21:44.000It's like a series of.44 Magnums pointed at you, it's about that big, and it's running like a hundred times faster than you could ever run.
00:23:06.000It's probably inevitable that someone is going to make some super smart robot that does his bidding, and we're going to have a war of worlds.
00:23:13.000Yeah, and we're going to have Robocops that fight the bad robots and the drones.
00:23:18.000Can you imagine if the argument would be, let's let the robots fight because therefore it'll save human lives and will dictate how the world is won.
00:23:25.000Sort of just like the Olympics, but with robots fighting to the death to see who gets to run the world.
00:23:32.000What Elon Musk should be doing instead of making batteries is trying to invent force fields.
00:23:37.000For real, we all need personal force fields.
00:23:42.000He is at the cutting edge of science in terms of implementation of all these new inventions like lithium-ion batteries that are hooked up to Giant fucking whatever that structure was they made it in.
00:24:15.000That's so much cooler than a video game because there's an actual thing out there that you're moving around.
00:24:20.000To play a video game, that's the new video game.
00:24:24.000The new video game is you put some 10K camera VR headset thing on and you put these cameras on these robots and then you go do shit where the actual thing is really doing it.
00:24:41.000You're just watching some real physical thing take place.
00:24:45.000And then you have these physical wars.
00:24:48.000So, like, instead of, you know, like, if you built together an army of semi-indestructible robots, right, and you had to duke it out with another army of semi-indestructible robots, and that would be like a television show.
00:32:53.000And has that standard been updated based on what?
00:32:56.000You know, like, there's too much money involved in all this stuff.
00:32:59.000You have to realize that anything that's going to slow down the money, when it comes to, oh bro, you're talking conspiracies, but no, like for real.
00:33:06.000This is important when it comes to environmental regulations.
00:33:09.000If you look at the fight, here's a super good point when it comes to this.
00:33:13.000If you look at the fight when it comes to environmental regulations, Who the fuck would be arguing against preserving the environment?
00:33:25.000Stop and think about how crazy these conversations have to be.
00:33:29.000Where someone's saying, hey, no, you can't dig that oil well right next to this river because it'll kill everything in the river, you fucking cunts.
00:33:38.000And the people still wind up doing it somehow.
00:33:41.000Like, how is that conversation even taking place?
00:34:14.000It should be like before we agree to anything, right?
00:34:18.000I guess there's got to be some trade-off, right?
00:34:21.000If you want to do a big city, you want to have all this power, there's got to be some sort of environmental consequences at this stage of life, at this stage of people, the way we're running things.
00:34:31.000Unless Elon Musk can make us those big-ass batteries everywhere.
00:36:51.000Yeah, I met a dude once who panned for gold.
00:36:54.000We were coming across the country, and I met a dude who was a legitimate prospector.
00:36:59.000And he was not making a ton of money, but he had this idea that he could at any day go in one of these rivers and pull out some serious gold.
00:38:55.000Have you ever seen anybody do that or heard of people that do that?
00:38:58.000They like find a place and they can't tell anybody about it because they know there's probably like two million dollars worth of shit down there.
00:39:46.000You just got hundreds and hundreds of pounds of gold.
00:39:51.000There's another movie he's in that actually came out last year that's sort of about it, too, where he goes to somewhere like in Thailand, and they know the spot where the prospectors are going to dig all the gold out of the mountains.
00:40:03.000Same kind of thing, but it's not in the ocean.
00:42:50.000I don't want to give away too much of it, but it's about money laundering and the guy's like a legit financier and he gets himself in a bad situation.
00:46:29.000I bet living in a giant apartment in New York City and peep peep and everywhere you go, you're just overwhelmed by giant numbers of people.
00:46:43.000But I just don't think that leaves you a lot of time for quiet and reflection.
00:46:49.000I mean, you can force yourself into a room and shut the door, but I think this is just a theory, but I really think we need a certain amount of actual space between each other to relax.
00:47:17.000Like, you see the trees, you see water dripping off of them, and the sunlight's peeking through the leaves, and you go, God, this feels so good.
00:47:24.000Like, why don't I see this all the time?
00:53:34.000Are you willing to trade some gray skies for cooler people?
00:53:39.000I'm not saying everybody in Seattle is cooler than everybody in LA. I love people in LA. I'm not saying that.
00:53:44.000This is just my opinion, and this might not be right, but I have a feeling that you develop more character in an environment where your comfort is tested.
00:53:57.000I think if you live in a cold environment, Where it's cold in the winter, if you live anywhere where it really rains and you get soaked and you hear the thunder outside, there's a humbling to that experience that people that live in LA just don't fucking get.
00:54:15.000And it's one of the reasons why people in a lot of these other states get annoyed at some of the attitudes that people in LA have.
00:54:21.000It's because we're not experiencing anything other than traffic.
00:54:26.000Like, these people get snowed on every year.
00:54:29.000Every year they're digging themselves out.
00:54:32.000We're like, yeah, well, what the fuck, man?
00:57:28.000Like, these fucking people are staring at the Continental Divide.
00:57:32.000I mean, they're just looking at the Rocky Mountains.
00:57:36.000You could just go, you could drive up to the top of the hills, like, uh, up near Netherland and shit like that, and see these, like, quaint towns that still exist on dirt roads into the woods, and you're like, whoa!
00:58:14.000There was some tsunami shit about Seattle that was in the newspaper a few years ago that was actually causing a drop in real estate in Seattle.
01:01:15.000And it doesn't, like, you have to look at it to know the old tattoo is in there because he's turned it into these cracks in the bones of the bison skull.
01:01:36.000He does all kinds of weird shit and a lot of, like, photographic stuff where he'll have, like, a photograph of, you know, Elvira or some shit.
01:02:32.000But, I mean, there's so many really good tattoo artists now.
01:02:35.000I mean, this is a weird time for the art form because it's, for whatever reason, I guess probably a lot of those tattoo shows in specific, they made it, seems like more, people understand it more as an art form, you know?
01:02:48.000Like, you have more, like, legit, world-class artists.
01:02:52.000World-class is a weird way to put it, but...
01:02:54.000Legit, talented, super talented artists that decide to become tattoo artists.
01:03:02.000Temporary tattoo printer on your arm machine.
01:03:05.000I mean, I don't know if they last as long as a temporary tattoo, which isn't very long at all, but it's full color and probably just works off a JPEG or something, so you could try out things.
01:04:57.000I read the article about it when it first was coming out last week.
01:05:00.000Yeah, you know what, I read one of the craziest fucking arguments someone said, one of the Flat Earth proponents said about it.
01:05:08.000This is going around apparently, so forgive me if you've heard this, but the idea that a ship doesn't really disappear over the horizon, that you could always zoom in on it if you just have enough of a powerful lens in your camera.
01:05:24.000So they think that that, in some way, is proof that the Earth is flat.
01:05:30.000That's just proof of how far you can see.
01:05:55.000It just takes a long ass time and you can't see the boat long before it goes over the curve.
01:06:00.000Because unless you're talking about a giant ass boat, and even a giant ass boat at 30 miles away, which is where you'd still be able to see some of it.
01:06:50.000It shows where every fucking storm cloud is all over the country in real time.
01:06:56.000So if there's a storm that's hitting Cuba, you go to that, you look at that image from that day where the storm is, you'll see the fucking storm.
01:07:05.000If you don't believe that's real, do you believe that someone is so good at hiding shit that they've kept all the images of the flat earth from ever being published?
01:07:14.000That no one has been able to, in the history of people, has been able to travel past the ice wall into the nether region of hobbits and gnomes and pixie elves.
01:07:42.000When you believe in an idea so much that you don't, and I've been guilty of this, and I think everybody has at one point in your life, you've been guilty of not really looking at it for what it is, but instead looking at it for what you want it to be and for what you've already committed yourself to believing in.
01:10:10.000I think it became an exercise in psychology.
01:10:14.000From what I've understood, and I might be wrong, but from what little I've done poking around about this, it seems like this might have started on 4chan.
01:11:06.000And not only did they run with it, they started to ramp it up and add things to it, and flat earth theory became a thing.
01:11:12.000And these people all decided that this was like a legitimate pursuit.
01:11:15.000That there is some Illuminati, some group of Jews, it's always Jews, that are hiding all the information.
01:11:21.000That somehow or another they've talked to all the map makers, all the people that work in commercial shipping, all the people that are flying airplanes, All the people that are making satellites, anyone in aerospace, all these fucking people, all these people, all these people are all together and they're all lying.
01:11:38.000Or maybe, just listen to this, maybe you're chasing your fucking tail and you're confusing the shit out of some people that are dumber than you because of your inability to look at what it is versus what you want it to be.
01:13:04.000The people that are doubting the highest minds and the most competent technological innovators in the world, like the most competent people are the people that are involved in like aerospace, airplane construction, jet construction,
01:13:23.000Cell phones, computers, those are the people that are at the top of the fucking heap.
01:13:30.000And these apes that are using these devices to say that the world is flat, you're doing just what a massive disservice you're doing to the very minds that have created the thing that you're using to complain.
01:13:43.000With this ridiculous idea that someone's hiding the information from all the people because they don't want you to know that the world is like your phone, man.
01:15:45.000But also, you've got to let them do their thing.
01:15:52.000You've got to let them do their thing.
01:15:56.000I don't know who's right, and I would love to hear a really educated, objective analysis on whether or not that enhances competition or hurts it, whether or not that's good for business or bad for it.
01:16:09.000Most of the stuff that I read says it's bad for it, but I need to look at it really closely.
01:16:13.000It's definitely letting them censor the internet.
01:17:42.000Great good issues with like gay rights and you know a lot of progressive ideas that we subscribe to in this country But they do not tolerate criticism like it's it's apparently in that way very totalitarian and that if you do criticize them in the form of like Propaganda like blogs against them they'll lock you in a fucking cage for like a decade It's scary.
01:18:18.000But by just completely deriding them like that, you run this risk of getting to a position where there's not this objective, powerful force that's watching over the President and reporting on all of his actions,
01:19:02.000Well, any news, especially when it has breaking news, at least they're correcting themselves, where, like, our president won't correct himself ever.
01:19:47.000He said we should have a contest as to which of the networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt, and or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite president, in parentheses, me.
01:21:21.000There's the lack of humor to it all and the angry pettiness of it all is what's most disturbing.
01:21:27.000Not the idea that there's something wrong with this system.
01:21:29.000Because if that chart was right and they're wrong a lot and if they're wrong about him, there's one thing.
01:21:34.000But the way that that should be handled is always pointing out exactly and specifically how they were wrong, how it could have gotten back to them that was the wrong information, and what they've done to correct it if they have, acknowledge it,
01:21:51.000That's what should be done when you're in that position.
01:21:54.000When you're just a regular dude and you want to just go on Twitter and talk some crazy shit and, you know, say the CNN is fucking fake news.
01:22:02.000If you're like some firefighter somewhere, I don't think you should be fired if you say that.
01:22:16.000As weird as that seems to say to someone that this is a part of the job, you have to set a good example, you're setting the tone of the country.
01:23:41.000But if the FBI got it from a credible source, and they really believed that, the problem is, like, the people that Jack Rui was hanging around with, some crazy stripper, was doing, like, some 1960s version of Speed.
01:24:15.000Because I've seen people argue that the photo of Lee Harvey Oswald, this convenient photo of him in the backyard with a rifle in one hand and a newspaper in the other hand, that is photoshopped.
01:24:29.000I don't know if it's been proven that it is, but I know that that's a common statement.
01:24:33.000And then the people have broken, they've done some analysis on the photograph, and I do not know enough about photography to know whether or not they're right.
01:25:14.000You can't take a photograph as a reenactment unless you know exactly when he took the photograph.
01:25:19.000And you have the same clouds in the sky and shit.
01:25:21.000Because I guess they're trying to find out whether or not that was a real photo or whether it was Lee Harvey Oswald's head put on somebody else's body.
01:27:42.000Shit, I'm trying to remember what it was.
01:27:44.000Oh, it was Richard Nixon's letter to JFK's widow.
01:27:50.000This like heartfelt, articulate, interesting letter between an opponent of John F. Kennedy Richard Nixon I mean that's who he was the opponent of John F. Kennedy wasn't just Richard Nixon like they were running against each other and So he writes this like really heartfelt letter and it's like whoa you read it and you're like wow Richard Nixon wasn't as stupid as people want to think he was.
01:29:50.000There's an article I tweeted the other day on the, I think, LA Times or something like that, where somebody, a woman who works for the FCC, wrote, like, please, don't let us do this.
01:30:03.000And there's a website you can go to where it's automated, where you can put in your information, and it will write an email or a letter to the FCC, so I recommend doing that.
01:30:12.000I mean, I think we have like 10 days until they vote on this.
01:30:41.000What CNN and any of these shows should be, part of what they should be is a town center where people talk about these super important ideas.
01:30:50.000This is an important idea that needs to be like, they need to interrupt television shows for this.
01:30:55.000Because we might be signing off on a terrible idea.
01:30:59.000And we might be letting companies get away with having more and more control over us.
01:31:21.000Another problem of it is, too, there's five people on that panel of the FCC board that make these decisions, and it's usually one person that's the flipping vote that makes it a 3-2 vote.
01:31:43.000The FCC wants to relax one of broadcast media's biggest rules.
01:31:46.000It has to do with like a small, like a small city having one company own the TV station and the newspaper in that area, which is like a media rights issue.
01:35:29.000But it's like, you remember when Deep Impact and Armageddon came out at the same time?
01:35:34.000It's like somehow or another somebody figured out, like, hey, these Day of the Dead things are dope looking.
01:35:38.000There's two other ones, that volcano movie, and then, like, Tommy Lee Jones was in one, and then Pierce Brosnan was in one, but there were, like, two movies about volcanoes, and they came out, like, the same week.
01:39:16.000There's something going on where they're making these YouTube clips and They play like you know how if you watch if you watch a YouTube clip say on the brand new 2019 Corvette ZR1 like I'm a car freak I love watching those videos like wow Look how fast!
01:39:35.000And if you just let that play, YouTube will suggest another Corvette movie or video and play that, maybe a video on a shootout between a couple different types of cars, see what handles better, and then you'll just keep playing like car videos because it thinks you're on that loop.
01:39:51.000Well, somewhere along the line, if you're on a kid's loop, you can get looped into one of these Elsagate videos.
01:39:57.000Now, Some of them, like the one Brian's showing me is like really shitty CGI. Second life.
01:40:04.000And it's like these cartoon characters get together and they become like sexualized and they drink sometimes and the babies keep getting their heads busted open.
01:40:16.000Like the babies fall and the beer bottle flies through the air and hits the baby in the head and cuts the baby's head open and bloods all over the place.
01:40:25.000It repeats itself over and over and over again, that same scene in a bunch of different weird cartoons with like babies and baby animals and, you know, there's anthropomorphization videos where it's like, you know, the wolf has a bunch of pigs with him and shit and the pigs get drunk,
01:40:41.000But there's like hundreds and hundreds of them.
01:40:46.000YouTube had to be alerted to this stuff.
01:40:49.000People were watching them with their kid and it would go on autoplay and your one year old is all of a sudden watching a beer bottle fly through the air and bash a baby on the head and cause a big gash.
01:42:06.000Yeah, it's almost like the YouTube crap that used to be really popular where they would just edit things together real fast and end with like screaming.
01:43:11.000And they're generating, like, if they're ad-friendly, and some of them were approved for ads, they're generating a tremendous amount of money.
01:43:31.000If you've got ads on a video for little kids that gets 5 million hits, that's a business.
01:43:35.000Now, if you've got those things and they're generating them by computers, so you're making hundreds and hundreds of them, and you put them all over the internet, and they all have 5 million hits each, you're talking about a substantial amount of money that you're getting every month.
01:43:48.000They're just making these things and then the real fucked up thing is like Apparently there's some again.
01:43:54.000I just read the beginning of this and then never read any further into it but reddit had a thread apparently where these people were trying to decipher some of the things that are being said in the comments and they think that they're using the comments as like ways where child trafficking people can communicate with each other and This is like speculation,
01:44:14.000which sounds like, wow, that seems far-fetched, but doesn't child trafficking sound far-fetched?
01:45:25.000When you give your kid the iPad and you put it on YouTube Kids, that should be selected videos only, it's been approved by eyeballs, and so on.
01:45:34.000I should not be able to make a kid video.
01:45:42.000Now, if that shit was, like, just on a, like, once one of us did it, and we're like, I just made all these stupid videos of kids falling down on the ground, and it wasn't for kids, then you'd be like, that's just a stupid cartoon that you'd see on, like, Adult Swim or something like that at four in the morning.
01:48:15.000It's kind of fucked up that they did that even though he, you know, the situation of him asking permission and him admitting it and coming out and apologizing.
01:48:25.000But yet then there's that Masterson Scientologist guy that all his shows are on there and there's like four people.
01:48:46.000Something happened yesterday in the, I guess, sports world, in the Ohio State world, too.
01:48:51.000So the defensive coordinator, who used to be an NFL coach, was rumored earlier yesterday afternoon, or I think maybe even Saturday, that he was going to be hired as the new head coach for Tennessee's football team.
01:49:02.000They were going to make the announcement yesterday evening, I believe.
01:49:06.000But at some point after the agreement had been signed, it hit the media in Tennessee, and there was protests in front of the stadium.
01:49:13.000All of their fans and alumni were pissed that this was going to happen.
01:49:16.000Someone outed that he was on the Penn State team.
01:49:20.000He was one of the assistants to Jerry Sandusky.
01:49:23.000So the tying to that, although he's already been vetted by Ohio State, he's already the coach there, and Urban Meyer's team has vetted him and backed him and all that.
01:49:35.000So, before the night was over, they already canceled his contract.
01:49:39.000And now he's, I think, even going to sue them for money that he was supposedly going to be owed because he probably, he could have already got rid of his house like in that day because he was going to have to leave, you know.
01:49:47.000So, all sorts of things happened and just, it was like literally 24 hours or less.
01:49:51.000How close did he work with Jerry Sandusky?
01:49:53.000I don't know because he was an assistant of like, he was younger.
01:49:56.000There's other, there's a couple other coaches on there that have claimed to not know anything too, I believe.
01:51:15.000That little picture of him acting like he's grabbing that girl's boobs, and then you see all the stuff that comes out about her after, where it's like, oh, she was groping all these people the whole time.
01:53:19.000And see, that's what's also ridiculous.
01:53:22.000Look, if you became, like, a president or something like that, and then you went through all the photos you've ever taken with fans after a show or at shows and stuff like that, you could take any of those photos and be like, oh my god, look, he's making a blowjob face to a woman that's under the age of 17 or something.
01:54:08.000There was a video that Morgan Murphy posted, and it looks like, I think it's on her Instagram, and it looks like some dude comes from behind, a referee, and smacks his buddy in the ass.
01:57:29.000And zebras, they do plenty of salad-eating for the lion, and the lions are good.
01:57:33.000You know, they don't really have to eat it on their own.
01:57:36.000If that blueberry affects the bear meat so much that it changes the shape and color and taste of it, then it...
01:57:42.000Not all about shape, I didn't mean that, but, like, that definitely...
01:57:45.000Yeah, it changes the color and the taste of the meat.
01:57:48.000It would only make sense that you're getting something from the grass when you eat a steak, which is why grass-fed steak is better for you, like proven for you, than corn-fed steak, because corn is basically sugar.
01:58:00.000I mean, it's not good when you shit and you see, hey, that's not even digested.
01:58:06.000The reason why you see corn in your shit, because your body's like, what am I doing with this?
01:58:21.000Did I tell you a long time ago, I think I already told you this, but back in the day when, like, Hands Across America and all that shit, we were supposed to write in school, like, how do we help starvation and stuff like that, if we have any ideas.
01:58:32.000And I wrote about how we should feed everyone corn and then they could wash it off the next day and eat it, like, a few more times.
01:58:43.000My mom's like had to get called in and stuff like that because of that and I was thinking like well you could eat it twice like that's like makes sense to me like it's untouched.
01:58:53.000Well, do you know that some Native Americans used to call it a second harvest and they used to eat their own shit?
02:00:16.000Because white people who go crazy, who are very reactionary and quick to jump the gun and call everybody a racist, wrote this article about...
02:00:28.000I don't know if it was a white person who wrote it.
02:01:01.000Every day it's more and more fucking weird.
02:01:05.000This stuff I get, and I think this is the same people that watch those YouTube videos or make the YouTube videos.
02:01:11.000I think the people who make the YouTube videos, dude, I think it's just like they're in Asia or somewhere like that, and they have a script, and they just keep doing the script over and over, and we're looking for hidden messages in the script.
02:01:21.000I think the script's probably just fucked up.
02:01:23.000They think it's fucked up to have a cartoon character hit himself in the head with a bottle.
02:02:02.000I think it's not as nefarious as everybody likes to think, but it's really fucking weird to keep seeing the same video playing out over and over again when the bottle flies through the hair and the baby gets hit in the fucking head.
02:03:18.000Why is it okay that people wear crazy fake eyelashes and extensions in their hair and they pump fat into their ass and put silicone bags in their tits?
02:03:29.000Why is that okay, but it's not okay to dress like a big chicken and get fucked by a big rooster?
02:12:37.000I remember hearing stories of, it wasn't even a frat, but it was like the ski club house at Ohio State would have 30 kegs at their parties on Saturday.
02:12:57.000Man, when you get a bunch of people living together, and especially when you're young, and you make shitty decisions, and then the three of you are making shitty decisions, or the four, or the five, or the ten, All like the same age.
02:14:18.000Share a bathroom with everyone in the hall.
02:14:20.000That one shit in the news recently where that woman didn't get along at a dorm and so the woman was putting her toothbrush in her ass and she started getting sick and they found out that she was doing all this shit to her.
02:15:43.000Yo girl got rid of her roommate after one and a half month of spitting in her coconut oil, putting moldy clam dip in her lotions, rubbing used tampons on her backpack, putting her toothbrush in places where the sun doesn't shine, and so much more.
02:15:56.000I can finally say goodbye, Jamaican Barbie.
02:15:59.000She said she was making that up as part of her defense, but whether or not she was or not, I don't know.
02:16:05.000The story came out a couple weeks ago.
02:16:06.000Yeah, see, the thing is, you might think it'd be funny to say something like that and make it up, and it might be made up.
02:17:35.000She prods at the lower ribs and she's she's got the toothbrush like this with her fingers where she's like barely got the bottom of the toothbrush.
02:17:43.000She's knuckle-deep in her own asshole and she barely has the bottom of the toothbrush and she's got to kind of use her shit muscles to force it out where she could pinch down on it and pull it out and sometimes she has to do it over and over again.
02:19:42.000You could just put it in your mouth in the car or something like that, and 30 seconds later, I don't know how proven it is, and it seems like it would get...
02:20:19.000This is like if you were gonna like practice strengthening your neck, you'd bite down on that thing and attach that rope to like a bungee cord like the iron neck device.
02:20:27.000Everybody sent you that thing that you chew down and it strengthens your neck.
02:23:06.000They realize there's a lot of money in Tinder and someone's going to start some class action lawsuit and all these people that got the herpes.
02:24:45.000We reviewed our water quality testing data, including testing performed by our third-party water quality maintenance contractor, and learned that two cooling towers had elevated levels of Legionella bacteria.
02:26:49.000I'm 52. That's like Dean Del Rey's age.
02:26:52.000Isn't it weird that that's, uh, all of us are eventually, if you keep going, you're gonna be 100. Like, if you live, like, one day you'll be, if you survive, you'll be, I mean, who knows, with medicine, science, you could easily survive.
02:27:51.000Maybe just some dummy didn't clean the thing he was supposed to clean because he was lazy because he wanted to put on his furry outfit and go fuck.
02:28:17.000You'd have to use an incognito social media account, which all the furries do anyway, that I've come across over the last three days of research.
02:29:52.000Do you think that really it'll get to a point where they'll have so much control over the internet that they'll be able to stop content like that?
02:29:58.000Like they'll be able to close down message boards or social media where people are allowed to talk about stuff like this?
02:30:05.000They do it in every other country almost.
02:30:07.000The main reason they want it is because Netflix takes up like 75% of the bandwidth right now.
02:30:16.000Yeah, it's like something crazy where all these videos, and it's getting to get worse, 4K, 8K, 12K. So they want to have control of...
02:30:25.000You know, if you're going to use video or if you want, they want to like pretty much, that's what I think they're saying they're doing.
02:30:31.000Well, I kind of get it from their perspective if, say, they have a limited amount of bandwidth and then one application like Netflix is using up most of their bandwidth but paying the same amount of money.
02:31:07.000So if you send an email from somebody from Australia, there's a goddamn pipe that someone laid across the flat ocean of the flat earth all the way to the other side.
02:31:17.000If that, those people have to be in on the flat earth conspiracy as well, by the way.
02:31:21.000Why doesn't it just go through my satellite?
02:31:23.000Why does it have to go through this pipe anyways?
02:31:32.000Transatlantic communications cable is a submarine communications cable connecting one side of the Atlantic Ocean to the other.
02:31:40.000After mid-century, coaxial cable came into use with amplifiers late in the century used for optical fiber, and most now use optical amplifiers.
02:31:52.000It's probably really big, and there can't be just one, but this just made me think of something else I wanted to show you that I just found the other day that's kind of scary that has to do with fiber optics.
02:32:03.000It's time for another episode of Jamie Vernon Scares the World.
02:32:06.000Someone sent me a link that showed that people can hide a microphone, I don't know how big and how well it can listen, inside of an Ethernet cable.
02:32:16.000And they're like, check all your cables because you never know what could happen.
02:32:18.000And so I started looking through the tweets of that, and it showed there's a link to a company that made a fiber cable.
02:32:27.000And the description of what the fiber cable could do is that it could listen the entire length of the cable.
02:32:34.000And it was sort of saying it was just to be able to listen for like water underground, like water pipes that are leaking and things like that.
02:32:41.000But it doesn't say the limit of what it can hear and where it's being used, which is alarming.
02:32:49.000Could you imagine if it turned out that everything, every wire in everyone's house is secretly a microphone and the government has been years ahead with this data and tuning into everything you've said at every moment all your life?
02:33:02.000So here's the microphone inside the cable.
02:33:42.000The light cable you can use in the back of any box, that little red light that's always on is looking for a fiber audio cable, which is the best.
02:33:49.000Did I tell you what Mike Swick told me once?
02:33:51.000Mike Swick was working for the United States government in Russia.
02:33:55.000And they had like a Russian embassy building, you know, American U.S. embassy building in Russia.
02:34:01.000And they developed these devices that they found in the walls of the building that were powered by the movement of the building.
02:34:13.000Because it's a skyscraper, it would have a certain amount of sway through the wind.
02:34:17.000And they had figured out how to make a device that didn't require any sort of additional power source, other than the movement of the building.
02:34:26.000They're like, this stuff is so far ahead of anything we knew even existed.
02:34:30.000And they were using this in the building to spy on people.
02:34:32.000Mike Swick told me about that in like 2002. And it happened to him way before that.
02:34:40.000So, we might be, you know, who the fuck knows what they can, I mean, Edward Snowden, this might be the reason why they kept that guy running.
02:34:49.000Because they want to discourage anybody coming out now, at any moment.
02:34:55.000We're going to find out that all of our phones are on 24 hours a day, whether they're out of batteries or not, that there's a certain amount of battery life that your phone retains and the government can listen.
02:38:19.000My new dog doesn't know how to use a leash and it's been trained to not use a leash, but I don't trust it so much because it's like one car honks his horn or something and he freaks out and runs into the traffic or something.
02:38:31.000Yeah, but when there's cars, I always have them on a leash.
02:38:34.000Anytime there's cars, I have them on a leash.
02:38:35.000But when I get out of the cars and we go off into the trails, you know, I mean if people see him, he's like the nicest dog ever.
02:38:41.000Anybody who meets him is like, oh, he's so sweet, you know, so it's not like you have to worry about him being dangerous.
02:41:45.000They have a bus that goes every day now from San Francisco to LA that's like an overnight sleeping bus where you sleep in a pod and they have like...
02:42:11.000But maybe those Tesla buses, maybe a Tesla bus, like when them big ass, those big giant trucks that he's making now, put pods in the back of the truck.
02:42:20.000This only goes three or five hundred miles though, right?
02:44:16.000They've talked about having people in some sort of tracks where, you know, you can't change lanes unless, like, you're in a specific spot and that track charges the lane up.
02:44:26.000You basically be in your own little trolley car.
02:44:57.000Do you think people start moving out of LA? Do you think people realize they'll look at this and go, this is unsustainable, I gotta get out now?
02:45:43.000There's a reason why when YouTube started all the big people moved here they didn't have to move here then they were all making money at home well it seems like a glamorous thing to do and YouTube does have offices here yes but the glamorous thing to do I think it's part of it let's come on we're gonna move to LA they made the offices here though because everyone was here that's right bitch so well we're here hey why are we here they got other offices they don't need beer Well,
02:46:02.000the one thing that keeps me, there's the comedy store, there's the podcast, and having a great supply of guests, and being around all my friends.
02:49:12.000And they think part of it is, um, uh, the root system isn't strong enough to keep the, uh, The more trees and roots you have, the less likely it is to have the landslides, I guess, because the trees and the root system keep all the dirt.
02:49:26.000So then if you have poor rainfall, then the trees don't grow as much, you don't have as much weeds, you don't have as much shit on the side of the hill.
02:49:35.000You ever seen when you drive by Malibu and they've got cement all up on the side of certain hills and mesh and shit to keep things from falling?
02:49:42.000Are these people holding on to their chunk of dirt with every tooth and claw?
02:50:00.000They say that the fire, one thing that the fires are good for, though, is, like, you need to burn some of that shit down, and it's supposed to be healthy, puts minerals in the soil, and then it builds things back up.
02:50:09.000And then these fires through, like, lightning strikes were, like, super common.
02:50:13.000And then things would burn down, and the rain would come, and they would repopulate with new seeds and shit.
02:50:19.000Did you see this guy figured out how to put together sand so you could...
02:50:25.000Yeah, he put pieces of paper in between the sand and then he pulled the sides off of it and the paper being compressed in between these pieces of sand allows it to hold tremendous weight without losing its form.
02:51:08.000I started following it because you retweeted it yesterday.
02:51:10.000Yeah, if you go to If You High, they have a thing where they're building a bridge, and they're moving a fucking gigantic girder, and this girder is like 100 yards wide, and they're picking it up.
02:56:21.000Well, that's what the whole conspiracy is about.
02:56:24.000That he told them to pull the building, have it all collapse.
02:56:28.000How are insurance companies alive you know like look at all the the houses in puerto rico and texas and all that stuff that happened this year how is like nationwide still not running out of money that's a good question that's a very good question yeah i mean that's a lot like the cars you see a lot of cars of all the cars that got ruined for in houston like just like thousands of cars and you can't do anything with those cars you can't sell those cars no I wonder if they can even use the frames.
03:01:07.000Apparently they're really close to doing something like that.
03:01:10.000I think there's at one point in time, they're going to figure out a way to put it in your glasses.
03:01:16.000Yeah, I think it's going to be more like glasses or even just like a contact lens that you never take out.
03:01:21.000Yeah, but if they have some dope sunglasses, like some cool frame, like Elton John style frames, and you have just a full screen computer playing in virtual reality in front of you all the time.
03:02:00.000You're going to have clear glasses on, and you're going to have your phone, and you're going to be able to switch to glass mode, and your phone will be in your pocket, and it'll Bluetooth with the glasses, and the glasses will be able to pull up anything.
03:02:11.000That was the other thing that's pretty crazy about some of the new Google devices.
03:02:15.000You take a photo of something, and it tells you what that thing is.
03:02:19.000Like, you take a photo of the Colosseum, and it'll say, this is the Colosseum in Rome.
03:04:47.000Yeah, we're, I mean, we're at the cusp of some really wacky virtual reality, augmented reality type shit that's just around the corner.
03:04:53.000It's gonna happen, it's gonna take us by storm, and it's gonna be just like all these other things that we use, like, automatically, we don't even think about it.
03:05:00.000Because before Twitter existed, you didn't even think about it.
03:05:03.000Before podcasts existed, you never even thought this could be a possibility.
03:07:23.000Like, we could be farther ahead in this whole field if they let stem cell shit be a little bit more legal here in the United States.
03:07:31.000Well, I think it's more legal now than it used to be.
03:07:34.000But I think the real issue was during the Bush administration.
03:07:37.000I think it was, like, fetal stem cells they had a problem with.
03:07:40.000They're really worried that people are going to get abortions just on purpose so they could...
03:07:44.000Sell the babies to stem cell places and that people would be super immoral and just have a bunch of abortions and make money off the baby tissue.
03:08:36.000And they're not lying about this stuff.
03:08:38.000Yeah, there's people in the medical industry that make a lot of money off of pharmaceutical drugs and a bunch of things that make people super addicted and fuck up your life.