In this episode, the boys talk about Yeezys, the pan flute, and the weirdest thing they ve ever heard. Also, the guys talk about a new musical instrument that s been around for a really long time, and it s a pretty forgettable one at that. Enjoy the episode and tweet us if you like it! with and Timestamps: 5:00 - The new shoe 6:20 - What's going on with the pan-flute 7:30 - What s the deal with the Pan-Flute? 8:15 - Is it a real thing 9:40 - How to play it 11:00 What the hell is it even called 12:10 - Why is it important to play a musical instrument 13:30 14:10 15:20 16:40 17:00 -- What s your favorite piece of musical equipment 18:15 19:30 -- What is it like to be in a band 21:15 -- How do you learn to play the Pan Flute 22:40 -- What are your favorite musical instruments? 23:00-- What is your favorite instrument? 24:30-- What are you favorite musical instrument you've ever heard of? 25:20 -- What's your favorite thing you learned to play 26:40-- What s it's like to play? 27:10 -- Who's the most important thing you can you play in the modern times 28:00 // 29:00 | What's the best thing you're listening to right now 35:30 | What s going to you're going to do with your dad's old record 36:30 // 35:10 | What do you like about the most? 37:40 | Who are you listening to in the new studio 39:00 & 36:00 + 39:40 // Can you tell me what s your favourite piece of music you're playing right now? 45:30 + 40: Is it good or not good enough? 47: Can you make it better than someone else's music? Theme song by Ian Mac Miller Theme by Ian Somerhalder Theme Song by Ian Dorsch Get the full episode here: Download MP3 by &
00:07:18.000This is some sort of dystopian world where, like, everybody is drowning, right?
00:07:23.000The water's risen to the top of everything, and there's baddies and good people, and then there's stunt people that are risking their lives as explosions and fire.
00:08:03.000I had some friends that worked on it that were stunt people in the movie, and they were just talking about the amount of money that, like, whenever you're filming anything involving water, like, you're fucked.
00:11:39.000The thing is, whatever does happen will happen so fast, we'll wish for something like Blade Runner, where there's some sort of intermediate world where the technology and the people coexist.
00:11:51.000Right, because we're just gonna be Yeah, we're just going to be plugged into it, like the Matrix.
00:11:56.000It's just going to be slow, and then all of a sudden.
00:11:59.000It's going to be just, if you go back to 1994, which is essentially when most people started logging on to, you've got mail, right?
00:12:20.000Now, go 24 years from now, it's probably gonna be accelerated tenfold from that point.
00:12:27.000Like, the moment artificial intelligence happens, the moment autonomous cars start happening, the moment the boring company actually has tunnels going through the bottom of L.A. All of it's going to be fucking bananas.
00:12:39.000I had a guy from Tesla Energy at my house yesterday.
00:12:44.000And they bought SolarCity, so it's no longer this solar company.
00:13:44.000But in order to get things passed, like have that big battery in your house, they wouldn't let that happen unless, because that really would mean that you're completely cut off, and the politicians are like, no, all that's not happening.
00:14:18.000And the costs for energy are just going up so quickly that in like three years what you pay in Southern California is almost going to double.
00:15:12.000They're not shipping now until April because he decided these people in Puerto Rico need energy, took all of those Powerwalls, shipped them to Puerto Rico, and has built this new infrastructure for Puerto Rico.
00:16:32.000It was one of the more—I won't say disturbing, but it was confusing when that was taking hold of people.
00:16:41.000I had friends that were telling me that the secret is real and that they imagined they were going to fulfill these childhood dreams that they had had.
00:16:50.000About whatever, being a fucking astronaut, whatever it would be.
00:16:54.000There was a couple people that I knew that were trying to tell me that the secret was going to be the thing, and that they had a vision board, and they had photographs, they put pictures up of the things that they wanted, like them in front of large crowds and shit, and I'm like, oh boy.
00:17:41.000You should drink water and it will help you if you want to be a bodybuilder.
00:17:45.000But I've talked to all these bodybuilders and the one thing they have in common is they all drank water and they knew that if they drank water they would be giant.
00:18:24.000They also busted their fucking ass and got lucky and were in a business or career that they had some talent in and figured out what that career is and figured out how to navigate the very weird waters of social interaction and skill acquisition and success and failure and how to learn.
00:19:13.000It became a fad because all these people at some point had to take the board down.
00:19:19.000Well, and unfortunately some people died because there was a story I was reading about Oprah, unfortunately, where this woman had terminal cancer.
00:19:30.000And she had stage 3 breast cancer and just decided that through the secret she was going to imagine herself a healthy person.
00:19:38.000And then, you know, she eventually wound up dying from it because she didn't get treatment.
00:20:15.000But when you're trying to accomplish something, whether you're trying to You know get better at something like say if you're playing a game like what if let's say golf like say take up golf and you want to be a really good golfer like you start thinking about golf like how do I get better at golf you have to learn you have to pay attention to instructional videos you have to maybe seek out coaching you have to play some games and lose you have to choke under pressure you have to examine the mental game like what is wrong
00:20:45.000with my mental process when I approach a shot what is wrong with this what is wrong and then Become obsessed with the idea of succeeding in that.
00:20:55.000And I think that can apply to everything.
00:20:59.000I certainly believe in positive thinking, but that was like mystic nonsense.
00:21:04.000No, that tips over and it discounts all the other stuff that you have to do.
00:21:09.000There's something to the law of attraction, but it is one component to this gigantic There's this sort of spectrum of factors that have to be taken into consideration when you're trying to succeed at something.
00:21:25.000Positive thinking is one of them, but it's also the understanding of how to eliminate laziness, how to discipline yourself, how to write down goals.
00:21:35.000How to make incremental steps towards improvement.
00:21:39.000How to recognize failure is not just the end of all your hard work but in fact the beginning of a new breakthrough because you understand how to never do this wrong the wrong way again and the consequences of doing things wrong.
00:24:30.000I was doing some gig, and there was this black preacher, and he was out on stage, and he's talking, and it was like he's really entertaining, and he had a couple nice things that he was saying, and then, please, send me your money.
00:24:42.000And it was like, imagine if a guy showed up Well, there is.
00:25:29.000I mean, he's actually, and he's actually a guy who's, he's experienced some success as an entrepreneur, and I listen to people, how do I say this without being mean?
00:25:40.000There's a lot of people that are giving advice Online, because people react well to it.
00:25:47.000Because they're giving advice, because when they give advice, people respond to it, and they say, this is amazing, and they'll like it, and they'll give them positive feedback and love.
00:26:07.000They're just trying to say things they've heard before, or they're trying to somehow or another put together a sentence that sounds like you'll get some likes.
00:29:16.000There's a thing about Kevin, there's a thing about you, that you watch somebody, they're interesting, you like them, and they're getting shit done, and you're like, I'll take advice from this guy, I'll hear what he has to say.
00:31:21.000Is not getting money from you necessarily.
00:31:24.000Their business is in you paying attention to them and then as you pay attention to them and to their social media, their social media page grows and then they can do like speeches at these...
00:31:37.000Have you seen those self-help conferences?
00:32:09.000But there's some of these guys that all they're doing is just trying to figure out a way to give people advice when they've never done shit themselves.
00:34:23.000In the world of jiu-jitsu, it's very common.
00:34:25.000Because in jiu-jitsu, there's a lot of people that get really good at understanding and, like, one of the guys that's going to be here next week, John Donaher, is world famous for it.
00:34:36.000He's very famous for being one of the greatest coaches in jiu-jitsu of all time, but as far as I know, very little experience in terms of actual competition.
00:37:07.000I've talked about this ad nauseum, but I really believe that that's the echoes of those fucking barbarians that came over on boats from Europe and didn't even know what America looked like.
00:40:30.000I really, I feel like that sometimes with stand-up.
00:40:34.000It's like, we have all these other things that are always going on and pulling us in different directions and stuff, and it's like, if you could just focus purely on just, if that was the only, if you weren't taking any phone calls on anything else, you weren't podcasting, you weren't writing scripts, you weren't peering on whatever,
00:40:57.000That stand-up requires a certain amount of dedication and a certain amount of time on stage, but I think it also requires a certain amount of living.
00:42:49.000Well, maybe, or you could get better at the motions of skating by strengthening your legs with weightlifting, or by doing this, and you can accelerate your curve by doing yoga, or you could, you know.
00:44:35.000I can't just show up on stage and hope it's going to happen.
00:44:38.000Well, there's some ideas that I've had that I'll, like, literally, like, have in my car, and then I'll bounce them around by myself a little bit, and not having ever written them down, I'll go on stage, and then it'll just catch fire.
00:46:32.000Some of them just form themselves complete.
00:46:38.000Those are best too when it makes you laugh.
00:46:40.000Like there's things that you just think in your head, yeah that's pretty funny, that is a funny thing.
00:46:46.000And then you bring it up on stage and it becomes really funny.
00:46:48.000But when it really just truly makes you laugh, that's great.
00:46:53.000Yeah, it is great when there's something that just clicks to the point where you just start giggling and you're just like, get the fuck out of here.
00:48:35.000Yeah, because I think most people, like when you say, like if someone says, like, what's the difference between guys who get things done and guys who don't get things done?
00:50:23.000There was this great quote from this Israeli writer, who every time I say the quote I say, I always forget what his name was, and I should know it because I use the quote so often.
00:50:34.000But he says that writing, the job of being a writer is the same as being a shopkeeper.
00:50:38.000And it's your job to go and open the shop every day.
00:52:19.000They found a hawk that picks up burning embers and sticks that are on fire and flies them across rivers and creeks to start the fires on the other side so that it could force game animals to run away.
00:53:36.000Did you see that chicken that the researchers created that accidentally, somehow or another, through when they put it together, had the face of a dinosaur?
00:54:53.000To understand how one changed the other, a team has been tampering with the molecular process that make up a beak in chickens.
00:55:01.000By doing so, they've managed to create a chicken embryo with a dinosaur-like snout and a palate similar to that of feathered dinosaurs like Velociraptor.
01:01:06.000Hey, how far do you run when you run with your dog?
01:01:08.000No more than, well, Marshall doesn't like to, he gets to the point at the end of the run, he's only a year old, like two miles is about, because we're pushing a pretty good pace in the hills.
01:02:01.000Their metabolism is quick and they want to eat and they just, yeah.
01:02:04.000The good news is they're really easy to train with food because they love food so much.
01:02:09.000Just give them like little treats and like he's, this dog that I have, Marshall, he's the best I've ever had as far as like listening to sit and stay and lie down and stuff like that.
01:02:20.000And when I go running with him, I don't worry about him.
01:07:01.000If you know a dog's gonna attack you, if you know for sure, if you have the time, you feed him your arm and stab the shit out of him while he's grabbing your arm.
01:08:33.000Everywhere he went, he was locked and loaded.
01:08:36.000Like, he was the wrong guy to fuck with in every single possible way.
01:08:41.000260 pounds, enormous, trained, black belt, UFC champion.
01:08:49.000Loaded to the hilt, carrying knives and guns all over his persona.
01:08:53.000The cool part about that, which I always like in the movies, is when you're done with your day and you're just unloading all that stuff on your dresser.
01:12:11.000The Fibonacci sequence is a mathematical sequence.
01:12:15.000The way it works is it goes like zero.
01:12:19.000The next number is 1, and the next number is 2, and then 2 plus 1, which is 3, and then it keeps going like in this mathematical progression, and that's how they had the chord progression.
01:12:33.000They had the chord progression link up to the Fibonacci sequence.
01:14:50.000On the sauna, they showed a decrease in mortality, a 40% decrease in mortality amongst all causes of From people that use the sauna, I think three times or four times a week.
01:16:37.000It helps your body fight off inflammation.
01:16:39.000And it does it in a natural way instead of like non-steroidal anti-inflammatories like ibuprofen, things along those lines which are really bad for your gut health, really bad for your...
01:16:50.000They say that ibuprofen should be taken rare, rarely if ever.
01:20:03.000Chronic inflammation can eventually cause several diseases and conditions including some cancers and rheumatoid arthritis.
01:20:10.000Infections, wounds, and any kind of tissue would not be able to heal itself without an inflammatory response.
01:20:16.000So inflammation is a part of the body's immune system.
01:20:19.000So what you're doing is you're in a constant state of damage.
01:20:23.000When you're eating shitty food all the time.
01:20:24.000So if you're constantly eating sugar and drinking sodas and fucking corn syrup and all that whole shit.
01:20:31.000You're putting these weird chemicals in your body and your body's freaking out.
01:20:35.000So they're not making a distinction between inflammation that comes from a bruising or an injury where your body's trying to heal itself versus something that's happening internally from your consumption of shitty foods.
01:20:52.000But there's so many inflammatory-causing foods that people eat on a daily basis, and we just think of it as food.
01:21:38.000The gluten structure is a little weaker.
01:21:44.000Well, there's a great documentary that I've watched recently called What's With Wheat?
01:21:48.000And it was all about how they changed wheat to make higher yield wheat, which you could grow more wheat in a shorter area and have a higher yield, and that the glutens in that wheat are much more dense and complex than the natural wheat that we used to eat 150 plus years ago.
01:22:10.000This bread that you're going to eat comes from this great mill in Utah that is pure It's organic, small crops, so you won't have a problem with this.
01:22:43.000Yeah, I've been buying pasta when I rarely eat pasta, but if I do eat it, I buy it from Italy, and they have heirloom pasta in Italy, and just, you don't feel as fucking gross after you eat it.
01:25:23.000Yeah, well, yeah, you got a picture of yourself when you're almost dying of a disease.
01:25:27.000It's very, very common for people to eat too much sugar for long periods of time and then go to a doctor and the doctor tells them you have diabetes.
01:30:46.000He went from being a fucking murderer on top of the world, killing in every place, But he got stuck with his act, where he had the same act for the longest time, and that act didn't work anymore.
01:31:00.000Well, this is back to what I was talking about, about taking your eye off the ball and doing other things.
01:31:05.000He started doing Uncle Buck, he started doing some movies, and then, you know, at that time, those people weren't so conscious that you had to keep your act alive.
01:32:18.000The stand-up was not something that you...
01:32:21.000But also, to be fair, they didn't have theater shows and other avenues weren't kind of carved out where they could see stand-up as being a special thing.
01:32:30.000They were just in these hard-ass clubs doing six shows a weekend.
01:33:30.000It wasn't like part of the touring business.
01:33:32.000I mean, you had guys that were big that were doing it, but it wasn't like, you know, you couldn't have a guy that, instead of headlining at a club, could just go off and do a little theater.
01:35:40.000Yeah, and there was a lot of these formula guys that would go, you know, they would just have some fucking, like, really obvious premise, and they would work it like a comedian would say!
01:35:54.000They had a way of talking like a comedian.
01:36:47.000Yeah, because the Montreal Comedy Festival, not the people that performed there, but we would perform in Montreal and we would talk to guys who were comics that spoke English and French.
01:44:11.000Jack Benny Show, they would stop and just start talking about it.
01:44:13.000Due to the nature of the rare kinescope recordings utilized in this tape, picture quality will vary in comparison to modern video technology.
01:44:21.000However, because of the historical significance of the subject matter, they are included.
01:49:33.000Yeah, but there's some people that argue that the pill and that changing the nature of sexual intercourse changed the way women interact with men, which changed the way women sort of like view themselves.
01:49:56.000The argument being that it's natural for a woman to be very selective about who she has sex with.
01:50:05.000And that it's natural for a woman to want a guy who's going to shit together and all these different factors in place before she allows the man to procreate with her.
01:50:18.000The pill comes along and then all of a sudden women could just have one night stands and they could be like the chicks from Sex and the City and just bang up a storm and have no consequences.
01:55:16.000But some of the shows, like, she had this one about being famous and about, like, refreshing, like, constantly refreshing her page to find out how many likes and thumbs up and thumbs down.
02:00:56.000Cats that live in the wild or indoor pets are allowed to roam outdoors kill between 1.4 billion to as many as 3.7 billion birds in the continental U.S. each year.
02:01:09.000So there's a new study that escalates a decades-old debate over feline threat to native animals, and it shows this cute little cat with a bird in its mouth.
02:02:00.000No, the rat was just scared shitless and we couldn't catch it.
02:02:04.000It was like behind the toilet and stuff and we finally got it out and my daughter the next day goes to put on her shower cap and it's just filled with pee.
02:03:36.000In fairness, I haven't had deer in a long time and I didn't know how to cook.
02:03:40.000Well, also it's how people take care of it is a big issue.
02:03:44.000There's things called tarsal glands that exist on the deer's legs that are particularly active when they're horny, which is when a lot of times when you hunt them, which is called the rut.
02:03:55.000And those tarsal glands, if they're not handled correctly while you're skinning the deer, you can leak some of that stuff on the meat and it'll greatly taint the way the meat tastes.
02:05:10.000Her dog was going crazy at this woodpile, and my sister went and put a big tarp over it.
02:05:20.000The next day, the dog's going crazy again at the woodpile.
02:05:24.000And she's like, why is he going so nuts?
02:05:28.000And she goes outside to get the dog, and a big-ass bear comes out from under the tarp.
02:05:34.000Just in New Jersey just starts like coming out.
02:05:37.000She was so thankful that she didn't just like poke her head under there.
02:05:40.000Well, we've played videos these two giant bears battling it out in Far Rockaway where they tackle over each other and they slam into these garbage pails and garbage goes flying.
02:05:50.000They knock over a mailbox and they go right out into traffic and fur is flying all over the place.
02:06:11.000And he was the Republican, so they hired this ultra-liberal, social justice warrior-type new governor who's decided he has this ideological opposition to the bear hunt.
02:06:24.000Even though the bear hunt in New Jersey is really strictly controlled by wildlife biologists, they've done it to try to keep the populations healthy.
02:06:32.000And there was also the situation that happened in Rutgers a couple years ago where a kid was killed by a bear.
02:06:41.000One of the students was wandering through the woods with his friends, and they got fucking attacked by a bear, and a bear killed one of the kids.
02:07:09.000So the wildlife biologists put a number, like, you know, the bears can be healthy and conflicts with people can be reduced if we have, you know, the bears reduced to a certain amount.
02:07:19.000Like, it's not an issue of they're endangered.
02:07:27.000But this is a problem with people when it comes to bears, or what my friend Steve Rinella likes to call charismatic megafauna.
02:07:35.000And that people look at animals and they anthropomorphize them and start thinking of them as being yogi and boo-boo and our little friends that live in the forest.
02:07:45.000And they don't realize, like, no, these are animals, man.
02:07:47.000You can't have animals that are giant predators in close proximity to human beings without monitoring and having wildlife biologists, stoic creatures, We're good to go.
02:08:24.000Not only are they not endangered, but the people that voted on it are the people that live in Vancouver, where there are no grizzly bears.
02:08:30.000But Vancouver, even though it's the population center of British Columbia, it's where all the people live, it's by no means representative of what most of British Columbia looks like.
02:08:49.000So they said they're not allowed to hunt them at all?
02:08:50.000They're not allowed to hunt them anymore now.
02:08:52.000Also, it's a big part of their economy because there's a lot of these people that made a living by guiding people on these grizzly bear hunts.
02:09:00.000And it's going to also devastate the economy when it comes to their moose and elk hunting populations, too.
02:09:07.000Because a lot of people went there to moose hunt, elk hunt, and deer hunt, but the bears, if the populations are going to go up, the bears are going to start eating more moose and elk and deer.
02:09:19.000Animal rights activists have infiltrated the government and these people that are like leaning left and have sort of a delusional perception of what wildlife is.
02:09:27.000They've decided to push these laws through that people didn't vote on by the way.
02:09:32.000This is not like something that was a giant statewide vote and people decided to end grizzly bear hunts.
02:09:37.000Well what's crazy about the Jersey thing is that He just got in office, and the bear problem is this year it's been a problem.
02:09:47.000Well, I think that people are doing it for the right reasons.
02:09:52.000I think they're wrong, but they're doing it for the right reasons.
02:09:55.000They're doing it because they think that hunting is cruel.
02:09:57.000And they're doing it because they think that these are trophy hunts and that there's no merit to it.
02:10:03.000But what they don't understand is you're probably going to have to hire people to kill these bears anyway, which is what we do in California.
02:10:10.000In California, mountain lion hunting was outlawed in the 1990s, but since then they've spent millions of dollars killing mountain lions every year.
02:13:10.000There's a dog park at the top of Laurel, like right when you go down, if you're coming up over Studio City, right when you go down, there's a dog park out there, if you go to the right, and one of the, they had a big sign there that said, be on the lookout for mountain lions.
02:14:47.000So the natural order is why we don't see them out here?
02:14:50.000They've kind of got a point, and that point is you can let the mountain lions take care of the population, and then when the mountain lions come into a problem, when they become a problem, they can get something called a depredation permit, which a woman got in...
02:15:06.000The Malibu Mountains, because she ran an alpaca farm, and one mountain lion killed, I think, 10 or 11 alpacas and a goat.
02:22:07.000Five-time champion Timo Koukonen had become adept at enduring the tournament's 110 degrees Celsius, 230 Fahrenheit heat, lasting over 16 minutes in 2003. But he died,
02:23:57.000I'll cook it at 250, and I put an internal thermometer in, and when it gets to 125 degrees, then I pull it, and I jack the temperature up, and I sear the outside.
02:31:44.000Like, you think about your own situations and the weirdness of your own existence, and you go, ah, wouldn't it be great if I was just a fucking cabinet maker in Belgium?
02:32:46.000No, you just like, you know, through Instagram and stuff, you start to see the ones that you really like and who they follow.
02:32:52.000And you just start to see, like, who's doing the same kind of a thing, you know.
02:32:56.000Because it's a very natural way of doing it, so it's not just like a big commercial bakery that's just cranking stuff out.
02:33:04.000There's people that are real artists that are doing this stuff all around the country, all around the world.
02:33:09.000But it's funny because I'll come in and be all bright-eyed and This is amazing.
02:33:15.000So you're a baker and you just come in here and bake this stuff.
02:33:19.000I mean, how great is it that you feed the community and everyone really loves what you do and you put your heart and soul into it and they look at you like, I'm up at 2 o'clock every day.
02:45:49.000You know, that was the speculation about Trump from an article that was posted a while back was that he had a prescription for amphetamines in like the 90s.
02:46:48.000The medical literature warned that some potentially dangerous side effect could result from long-term usage that included anxiety, insomnia, and delusions of grandeur.
02:47:39.000Fen-Termine first gained notoriety in the U.S. under the name Fen-Fen.
02:47:44.000A miracle combination of Fen-Termine and Fen-Fen.
02:47:48.000Fenfluramine, another established anti-obesity drug.
02:47:51.000The only problem was that patients taking the drug began reporting damage to their hearts and lungs.
02:47:57.000Apparently the combination destroyed patients' body's ability to regulate the amount of serotonin.
02:48:04.000Phentermine on its own, however, is still prescribed.
02:48:08.000And while the US National Library of Medicine notes that most people take phentermine for a month or so at a time, since the drug is addictive, Trump has supposedly been taking continuously for over two years.
02:48:21.000Well, listen, when people get used to taking pills, and speed in particular, they get used to that ramped up life.
02:52:37.000I had a bit about it in my act about a friend of mine who made a turkey.
02:52:42.000He got up in the middle of the night, preheated the oven, went to the store, bought a turkey, came home, made stuffing, mashed potatoes, and gravy, cooked it, ate it, went back to sleep, got up in the morning and called the police.
02:52:56.000Someone broke into my house and made a turkey!
02:52:58.000They're like, what the fuck is wrong with you, you fat piece of shit?
02:54:40.000Ambien hasn't been around that long, right?
02:54:42.000This is 2013, so I was trying to look up.
02:54:44.000There's something called the homicidal sleepwalking defense that's been used at least since 1987. Looks like it goes back farther than that.
02:55:51.000Reportedly got up from his bed, still asleep, and drove roughly 23 kilometers to his in-law's house, broke in, assaulted his father-in-law, Dennis Wood, and stabbed his mother-in-law to death.
02:56:07.000After all this, he managed to drive himself to the police station.
02:56:10.000Aside from a few isolated events, the next thing he could recall was being in the police station asking for help saying, I think I've killed some people.
02:59:10.000I remember one time I was at my friend's sleeping over at my friend's house, and the next morning they were like, Tommy can't sleep here anymore because I did it at their house where they were just asleep, and then you got some kids screaming in the middle of the night, crying and screaming in the middle of the living room.
02:59:27.000Yeah, but I've had kids do that at my house.
03:01:00.000And it's funny because, like, there are these chapters.
03:01:02.000It's like, this is all coming full circle to what we're talking about with, like, Richard Branson on a boat, getting his dick sucked, doing coke.
03:03:09.000This might be in reaction to the shakedown.
03:03:15.000This guy has so much money that someone bought an $850,000 condo in his name, and he didn't learn about it until they were going over the books.
03:03:25.000Yeah, he didn't learn about it until they found a $300,000 stolen check.