The Joe Rogan Experience - January 16, 2018


Joe Rogan Experience #1065 - Danica Patrick


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 14 minutes

Words per Minute

191.92107

Word Count

25,775

Sentence Count

2,613

Misogynist Sentences

65

Hate Speech Sentences

40


Summary

In this episode, I sit down with Danica Patrick to talk about her career in IndyCar and NASCAR, her retirement from the sport, and her plans for the future. We talk about how she decided to leave the sport and what she's looking forward to in the next chapter of her life after racing full time in NASCAR. We also talk a little bit about astrology and what it means to be in alignment with the moon and the stars, and how it can affect your day to day life in general. I hope you enjoy this episode and that you have a great rest of your week! Danica is an amazing human being and I know you'll enjoy listening to her speak about her life and her career. I hope that you enjoy it and that it makes you think about how amazing it is to be a human being. I know that it's a privilege to be able to listen to someone like Danica, and I can't wait to have her on the show again. Thank you so much for coming on the podcast, Danica! I appreciate you! XOXO, Ryan & Jack xx - The Wanger Show is a podcast where we talk about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness and success in the world. - Ryan and Jack xoxo - The Crewhouse Podcast Music: "Good Morning America" by The Good Morning America (feat. John Rocha) and "Goodbye" by Suneaters (featuring DanicaPatrick & The Good Life Crew Thanks for listening to this episode of the Wangercast. & "Good Luck" by the Good Morning Crew Crews Thank You for coming to the podcast! - Thank you for listening and Good Luck! - The Good Luck Crew! - Thank You, Jack Good Luck & Good Luck!! by The Bad Luck Crew. (The Good Life Team -- The Good Effort Crew & Thank You To You, Good Luck Good Luck, Thank You For Coming Out, Love & Keep On Keep On Trucking, - by Danica . , The Bad Morning Crews & The Bad News Crew? "Bye Bye, My Dear Danica? - Jack & Jack | @ , xo - Danica and Jack - Good Luck - Cheers, &


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Yes, and we're live.
00:00:02.000 Hello, Danica Patrick.
00:00:04.000 Hi.
00:00:04.000 Welcome to the show.
00:00:05.000 Thank you.
00:00:06.000 Thanks for doing this.
00:00:06.000 I appreciate it.
00:00:07.000 I'm excited to be here.
00:00:08.000 You're an intense lady.
00:00:09.000 You've got a lot of intensity.
00:00:11.000 When I met you, like right away, I'm like, whoa, gotta take this one in.
00:00:15.000 Well, you know, it's the handshake, and then it's the, you know, when someone actually looks you in the eye.
00:00:19.000 Well, you have to be intense.
00:00:21.000 I mean, what you do for a living is probably one of the craziest things a human being can do.
00:00:25.000 Do you think so?
00:00:26.000 It's up there for a job.
00:00:29.000 How fast do you go?
00:00:32.000 200 plus.
00:00:34.000 I mean, like, you know, NASCAR's top speed is probably 215. Indy cars, maybe more like 240. And I'm going to do the Daytona 500 next month and then the Indy 500 in May.
00:00:44.000 So those are going to be my last few races.
00:00:47.000 So...
00:00:48.000 The last ones ever?
00:00:49.000 Yeah.
00:00:49.000 Really?
00:00:50.000 Yeah.
00:00:51.000 This is my Danica Double Goodbye Tour.
00:00:54.000 Why are you doing that?
00:00:55.000 How come you're doing a Danica Double Goodbye Tour?
00:00:57.000 Is it enough is enough?
00:00:59.000 I'm ready.
00:01:01.000 I mean, I love racing, but I love other things, too.
00:01:03.000 So, you know, I'm okay with transitioning out.
00:01:08.000 And there was a lot of things that were kind of just pointing me in this direction in 2017. Stuff that has never happened to me before to kind of...
00:01:17.000 Yeah.
00:01:18.000 Head towards the exit a little bit.
00:01:20.000 But I'm good with it.
00:01:20.000 I'm a very decisive person.
00:01:22.000 So this is probably one of them that I thought about a little bit as far as like how to be done or if to be done, I guess.
00:01:29.000 But the how was the hardest part.
00:01:32.000 My agent kept calling and saying, what about this?
00:01:34.000 And what if you did that?
00:01:35.000 And I'm like, no, no, no.
00:01:38.000 You all need to get ready for me to be done, please.
00:01:40.000 Wow.
00:01:41.000 And so then he came up with the...
00:01:43.000 He's like, what if you finish up at Daytona for the 500?
00:01:46.000 And I was like, what about the Indy 500?
00:01:49.000 And he goes...
00:01:50.000 And I was really only referring to the Indy 500. And he was like, well, I'd love you to do both.
00:01:54.000 And I was like, oh, well...
00:01:57.000 That's a good idea.
00:01:58.000 So there's this thing in racing called the Double, which is doing the Indy 500 on Memorial Day weekend on Sunday and then flying straight to Charlotte to do the Coke 600 afterwards, and that's kind of known as the Double.
00:02:10.000 But this is what we're calling the Danica Double, and it has to do with just having spent a chunk of my career in IndyCar and a chunk of my career in NASCAR, and it just kind of feels like the right way to go out.
00:02:20.000 I don't know.
00:02:20.000 It wasn't clear.
00:02:21.000 It was a bit of a murky end as far as like, What's going to happen?
00:02:25.000 Am I going to race next year full time or not?
00:02:27.000 And it just kind of went too long for me to have like a proper I'm done sort of moment in my head.
00:02:33.000 So this was just a great way to do it.
00:02:35.000 So when you say that things happened in 2017 that didn't happen before, what do you mean?
00:02:41.000 I had a sponsor leave me.
00:02:42.000 My primary sponsor left at the beginning of the year.
00:02:44.000 I mean, I signed a contract when Mercury was in retrograde, so I screwed myself there.
00:02:50.000 Do you believe that stuff?
00:02:51.000 I don't know.
00:02:52.000 I don't know.
00:02:53.000 It was true, so I guess.
00:02:57.000 Maybe the universe is a little bit more straightforward than we think it is.
00:03:01.000 I think a lot of good things probably happened during that time.
00:03:04.000 In 2017 or during retrograde?
00:03:06.000 Mercury in retrograde.
00:03:07.000 I don't believe in any of that shit.
00:03:10.000 I think people look for some sort of hidden meaning to things when it comes to astrology.
00:03:16.000 Yeah.
00:03:16.000 I do try and understand it.
00:03:19.000 I'm trying to understand how it really matters, but I don't know.
00:03:25.000 There's definitely some things, at least with the moon, that goes on.
00:03:28.000 I mean, the water changes with the moon, so doesn't that mean that other things should too, whether it be energetically or something like that?
00:03:35.000 I think the water and the moon thing kind of makes sense a little bit.
00:03:39.000 A little bit.
00:03:40.000 But I think it's probably just like barely one way or the other.
00:03:44.000 Yeah, maybe it's a whisper on the wind kind of stuff.
00:03:46.000 Yeah, I think it's more in your head.
00:03:48.000 So stop putting my crystals outside to charge under the full moon.
00:03:50.000 Maybe not so important.
00:03:52.000 I would say it's not that important.
00:03:53.000 There's something someone sent me about the Army using crystals, and I was like, this has got to be like an Onion article, that the Army was using crystals for, like, medics.
00:04:02.000 Think if you could find that.
00:04:05.000 Wait a second.
00:04:06.000 For crystals?
00:04:08.000 For wounded people.
00:04:09.000 Yeah, look at this stupid shit.
00:04:12.000 I'm not sure if it's real.
00:04:13.000 U.S. Army's new holistic medics treating gunshot wounds with crystals and essential oils is satire.
00:04:20.000 Thank you.
00:04:22.000 Thank you.
00:04:22.000 Well, essential oils.
00:04:23.000 Don't you think there's a plant that cures everything out there?
00:04:26.000 There probably is something like that in the Amazon that maybe not cures everything, but there's probably a lot of stuff that we don't know about.
00:04:32.000 That's where essential oils come from, right?
00:04:34.000 Yeah.
00:04:34.000 So pair that up with some high vibrational stones.
00:04:38.000 High vibrational stones.
00:04:40.000 Ooh.
00:04:40.000 I don't know.
00:04:41.000 Intense.
00:04:42.000 So back to my sponsor leaving me.
00:04:46.000 So your sponsor leaving you, you were like, that's it?
00:04:48.000 It's just never happened to me before.
00:04:50.000 I've always been someone that's been really well funded and always had a sponsor...
00:04:55.000 Always had a sponsor and never a problem.
00:04:57.000 And so, yeah, it was just things like that were happening.
00:05:00.000 I got in a few big wrecks in a row, like probably three and six weeks that were, you know, like I was bawling in the medical center after the third one going, I mean, I was running like top 10 and a car blew a rotor and clipped me and put me in the wall.
00:05:15.000 I was on fire.
00:05:16.000 A Another driver broke his back.
00:05:18.000 I mean, it was a huge accident.
00:05:20.000 And I'm like, what is what is the message?
00:05:23.000 What is someone trying to tell me right now?
00:05:24.000 And so, you know, after I collected my shit and got my face looking like halfway decent to go talk to the media out there, I finally got out.
00:05:31.000 But yeah, just stuff like that was happening.
00:05:33.000 And I was I was in a very go with the flow mood in 2017. I wasn't pushing for anything because I wasn't really sure what I wanted.
00:05:41.000 So I just let the universe take care of it.
00:05:43.000 You've got a very interesting way of looking at things.
00:05:46.000 When things go wrong, you're like, what is the universe trying to tell me?
00:05:50.000 You're not like, well, I drive really fucking fast for a living, and sometimes shit goes wrong.
00:05:55.000 That happens too.
00:05:56.000 I mean, it seems like car racing is just inherently crazy.
00:06:00.000 I mean, it's what I was saying when I was saying you do one of the craziest things you can for a living.
00:06:04.000 Going 240 miles an hour is no joke.
00:06:07.000 And metal and rubber and things just...
00:06:10.000 Well, you got to trust in something when you're out there because you're doing, like you said, 200 plus miles an hour with people that aren't your friends around you with walls around you as well.
00:06:22.000 So you kind of got to put your trust in something else.
00:06:25.000 Yeah, that's why I was getting at that.
00:06:27.000 Because I think the way you think is a lot...
00:06:30.000 It's very similar to the way fighter pilots think.
00:06:32.000 Fighter pilots have a lot of weird superstitions and a lot of pilots do.
00:06:37.000 A lot of people that are involved in intense things.
00:06:39.000 It's almost like...
00:06:40.000 In order to get through the task at hand, you almost have to delegate certain aspects of reality to fate or to chance or to...
00:06:52.000 Right.
00:06:53.000 I believe that, yeah.
00:06:54.000 I mean, I have a tattoo on my back.
00:06:58.000 It's an American flag.
00:06:59.000 I got that when I was 19. It's like an American flag that fades to a checkered flag, and then there's...
00:07:05.000 I got that when I was 19. When I was about 27, I went and got the rest, which was angel wings and some stars.
00:07:11.000 And, you know, it's not the most beautiful piece of art, but it means something to me.
00:07:17.000 It won't be really beautiful in 30 years, I'm sure.
00:07:19.000 40. But yeah, my point is that I would definitely pray that I was taken care of and you've got to hand that off and just go do your damn job and not be afraid and just trust in the fate of everything.
00:07:33.000 And yeah, so that's kind of where the angel wings come in.
00:07:35.000 Well, I think that people that do inherently risky things oftentimes look for signs or look for some sort of, you know, some direction, some message from the universe.
00:07:47.000 And that's why I was...
00:07:49.000 Well, I mean, I feel like as a race car driver, I've thought about this a lot lately, and I wonder how much of our job is a little less even just feeling what's happening and how much is actually maybe more intuitive.
00:08:01.000 Like maybe we're...
00:08:03.000 Maybe we're having more intuitive understanding of what's going on and what's coming than we realize.
00:08:08.000 We just are so—everything's happening so fast that you just think, oh, I have a really good feel, you know?
00:08:17.000 I mean, I'm sure there's some of that, too.
00:08:20.000 So I think that maybe athletes or people at an elite level are more in touch with that intuitive side, that finite, like, last thread of feel— Maybe it's beyond feel.
00:08:34.000 That makes sense.
00:08:37.000 I mean, if you think about the amount of time that you've spent involved in that intense activity in this...
00:08:43.000 You know, they say that people get road rage for...
00:08:46.000 One of the reasons why people get road rage is because when you're driving...
00:08:50.000 You are reacting to things that could happen instantaneously, very quickly.
00:08:54.000 So your body is at a very heightened state.
00:08:56.000 And people, you know, someone cuts you off, they start freaking out like instantly.
00:09:00.000 They go from 1 to 10 right away.
00:09:03.000 And the reason is because they're always at 7. And they don't even realize they're at 7 when you're in the car.
00:09:08.000 You're probably at like 13. This one goes to 11. Yeah.
00:09:12.000 I mean, you're cranked up, right?
00:09:14.000 And so you're probably seeing things and feeling things that the average person, they don't experience in their life.
00:09:20.000 100%.
00:09:21.000 Yeah.
00:09:22.000 You're just working at that top level of feeling of focus.
00:09:33.000 Yeah.
00:09:34.000 Is that where you call it in the zone?
00:09:37.000 Yeah.
00:09:37.000 Where it kind of almost becomes slightly out of body.
00:09:40.000 You don't even know how it's happening.
00:09:41.000 It's just happening.
00:09:42.000 Well, I would imagine like you kind of melt away and you're just completely involved in the task.
00:09:47.000 When I think about what I have to do, like let's say as an example, coming in for a pit stop and you've got your throttle, brake, clutch, gears, all the different things that you have to do.
00:09:57.000 To think about it logically, what you have to do is so much more confusing than just going on instinct of like, just do it.
00:10:05.000 Because you only have two feet, but you have three pedals, and you have to use all three pedals at some point in time, but you want to be ready for everything, and you're coming in with the clutch in, on the brake, but then you have to get to the throttle just in time, but you have to have the clutch in,
00:10:21.000 and you have to hold the brake so you make sure you don't roll.
00:10:23.000 There's all kinds of things you have to do using all three pedals, but you have two feet, and so when you have to think about what you have to do, it's a little more overwhelming than just doing it.
00:10:30.000 Do you drive a manual in real life?
00:10:32.000 I would.
00:10:33.000 I love it.
00:10:33.000 Easy.
00:10:34.000 Yeah, I do too.
00:10:35.000 Do you?
00:10:35.000 Yeah, but I mean, a lot of people, it seems like it's kind of a dying thing.
00:10:39.000 Yeah, it is.
00:10:40.000 I mean, even IndyCars went to paddle shifting before I was done.
00:10:42.000 It was H-pattern, and then it was sequential gearbox, and then it was paddle shifting.
00:10:47.000 But NASCAR still got the old H-pattern.
00:10:50.000 That left leg is important for the whole feel of the thing, right?
00:10:54.000 Well, especially in an Indy car.
00:10:56.000 In an Indy car, you actually have a full-on dead pedal.
00:10:58.000 So you have all three pedals, and then you have a dead pedal, which is important because you spend a lot of time with your foot there.
00:11:04.000 But it is part of the feel.
00:11:06.000 It is absolutely part of the feel of the car, especially with all the G-loads.
00:11:10.000 How did you get involved in racing?
00:11:13.000 I raced go-karts when I was a kid.
00:11:15.000 My sister wanted to race go-karts, and I just didn't want to get left out.
00:11:20.000 So, it turned out I was alright, and I kept going.
00:11:22.000 But it's a very unusual path, right?
00:11:25.000 Yeah.
00:11:25.000 Well, I mean, I did everything, though.
00:11:26.000 I played, like, coach pitch, then t-ball.
00:11:29.000 I was in the band, the choir.
00:11:32.000 I took voice lessons.
00:11:33.000 I played basketball, volleyball, cheerleading.
00:11:39.000 I played in every sport.
00:11:40.000 I took tumbling classes, and then I also tried racing.
00:11:44.000 So you've always been intense?
00:11:46.000 Yeah.
00:11:46.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:11:47.000 Did you know at a certain age that you wanted to be a race car driver?
00:11:50.000 Well, when I was 10, I decided that I wanted to go to college for engineering so I could learn how to work on my race car.
00:11:56.000 And I realized I did not have to do that.
00:11:59.000 When you were 10?
00:12:00.000 Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:12:01.000 Wow.
00:12:02.000 You want to learn to be an engineer so that you could work on your race car.
00:12:05.000 Do you understand how crazy that is?
00:12:07.000 When I was to be 10 years old, to be thinking that?
00:12:10.000 Well, I don't know.
00:12:14.000 Do you think you're born that way?
00:12:17.000 What do you think about that?
00:12:18.000 To be thinking that way when I'm 10 years old.
00:12:21.000 Some people are just so much different or more mature further along.
00:12:27.000 Why do you think that is?
00:12:28.000 It's a very good question.
00:12:30.000 I think it's entirely possible that memory gets transferred through DNA. And that there are certain people that have a long line of adventurous people in their family, and that gets transferred to the DNA of the children.
00:12:44.000 I think it's entirely possible.
00:12:45.000 I have three children.
00:12:47.000 Not a spiritual reincarnation?
00:12:50.000 Maybe.
00:12:50.000 I mean, look, that's entirely possible, too.
00:12:53.000 I would never say no to that.
00:12:55.000 Because if you're living this life, I mean, nobody asked to live this life.
00:12:59.000 You're just here, right?
00:13:00.000 Mm-hmm.
00:13:01.000 Who knows if you get to do it again?
00:13:03.000 I mean, we're assuming that you don't get to do it again because we're assuming that time goes on in this sort of linear way.
00:13:08.000 But maybe it just does for you in this life.
00:13:11.000 It's entirely possible that there's infinite number of lives being lived out in infinite timelines all simultaneously.
00:13:17.000 We're just experiencing this one.
00:13:19.000 We don't even know what happens when we sleep.
00:13:21.000 You go to sleep, you close your eyes, I have some crazy dream about Godzilla chasing you when you're on a skateboard.
00:13:26.000 You wake up in the morning, and you just assume that you're on the same timeline that you were on before.
00:13:32.000 Not on the astral.
00:13:34.000 Who knows?
00:13:35.000 I have children, and one of the things that's really fascinating about watching a child develop from a baby to a kid and see their personality is you realize there's a lot of stuff that's just what they come with.
00:13:49.000 Yeah.
00:13:49.000 Yeah, exactly what I'm saying.
00:13:51.000 So if they're just different, why?
00:13:53.000 Why was I thinking about being an engineer when I was 10 years old?
00:13:57.000 Why was I brave enough to go live in England by myself when I was 16 and all good with it?
00:14:01.000 And why?
00:14:03.000 Why?
00:14:05.000 Why was I intense when you met me?
00:14:08.000 You're wired that way.
00:14:09.000 Well, I think part of your intensity is probably, if I had a guess, if I could be presumptuous, you're a woman.
00:14:17.000 Involved in a very manly activity.
00:14:19.000 And I'm sure men probably test you in some sort of a weird way.
00:14:23.000 And so I bet along the way you've developed this sort of like way of addressing them right away.
00:14:30.000 Like a listen motherfucker.
00:14:33.000 Sometimes just like that.
00:14:34.000 Yeah.
00:14:35.000 I mean, I think you probably have to.
00:14:36.000 You know, I would imagine.
00:14:37.000 You have to be strong.
00:14:38.000 I remember when I was younger and going to meetings with companies or team bosses, people like that, and was...
00:14:47.000 The advice given was don't say, oh, I think this and maybe, like, you be sure about what you want.
00:14:54.000 And I remember that.
00:14:55.000 So, yeah, nature versus nurture.
00:14:57.000 Some of it's learned, but some of it's just there.
00:14:59.000 Yeah, you can't turn a timid person to you.
00:15:04.000 Maybe you could.
00:15:05.000 But I mean, it's not likely.
00:15:07.000 You seem to be like this person.
00:15:10.000 This is just who you are.
00:15:11.000 And if you're telling me that at 10 years old you were thinking about being an engineer so you could work on race cars, that's not normal.
00:15:17.000 I mean, what's normal though?
00:15:18.000 What did you want to do when you were 10 years old?
00:15:20.000 I had no idea.
00:15:21.000 I probably wanted to be an artist.
00:15:23.000 I think I wanted to be an artist.
00:15:25.000 I mean, that follows this vein.
00:15:27.000 Sort of, yeah.
00:15:28.000 But I used to want to draw comic books.
00:15:30.000 I did a lot of that.
00:15:32.000 So that was probably what I wanted.
00:15:33.000 But I was never like, what I need to do is I need to figure out a way to make my hands stronger so that I draw faster.
00:15:41.000 Well, let's keep in mind, I did not go to college.
00:15:44.000 In fact, I didn't even finish high school.
00:15:45.000 You didn't at all?
00:15:46.000 Nope.
00:15:47.000 I left when I was 16 and I got my GED. Wow, why'd you do that?
00:15:50.000 And I failed the first time.
00:15:51.000 Wow.
00:15:52.000 You want to know why?
00:15:52.000 Yeah.
00:15:53.000 Okay, good.
00:15:54.000 Because that's like a horrible, like, I failed my GED. Oh, jeez.
00:16:00.000 The Constitution test is something, at least in Illinois, I don't know if you have to pass it in every state, but in Illinois you do.
00:16:06.000 And so in eighth grade, to go to high school, you have to get a 70% or above to go to high school.
00:16:12.000 I got a 70, so I went to high school.
00:16:15.000 Now, I'm like a 3.5 and above student.
00:16:17.000 Like, I was A's and B's.
00:16:19.000 Not a problem.
00:16:20.000 For some reason, the Constitution and government and all of those sectors and names and holy moly, it's so confusing to me.
00:16:28.000 So then when it came time to take my GED, I didn't study at all.
00:16:33.000 I just took the test and I failed the Constitution test.
00:16:38.000 Oh, so you just didn't prepare for it, that's all.
00:16:40.000 Yeah, I mean, I've never studied in my life.
00:16:43.000 For anything?
00:16:44.000 No.
00:16:46.000 Really?
00:16:47.000 Yeah.
00:16:47.000 The only thing I study up, well, study.
00:16:51.000 If I'm doing a speech or if I'm doing something for a company, for a sponsor, and I need to make sure that I have my talking points ready, I mean, I spend 15 minutes or 30 minutes or 5 minutes making sure that I'm organized in my head about what it is that I need to get out there so that I can do my job and deliver.
00:17:10.000 But other than that, I never studied in school.
00:17:13.000 Okay.
00:17:14.000 Keep in mind, I didn't have to go to school that long.
00:17:16.000 That's true.
00:17:17.000 I mean, I only went to school until I was 16. So it's been a really, really, really long time since I went to school.
00:17:23.000 But you're very smart.
00:17:24.000 Oh, I don't know.
00:17:25.000 See, I... You know, you're smart.
00:17:27.000 Thank you.
00:17:27.000 Well...
00:17:27.000 But do you read?
00:17:30.000 I actually...
00:17:31.000 I want to start reading more.
00:17:33.000 I've got a lot of books that I want to read.
00:17:35.000 I started reading a book called The Holographic Universe.
00:17:37.000 Okay, Michael Talbot, right?
00:17:39.000 Yeah.
00:17:39.000 Yeah, it's a good book.
00:17:40.000 Is it?
00:17:40.000 It's weird.
00:17:41.000 Yeah, there's a lot of stuff in there.
00:17:42.000 You're like, wait a minute, is this kind of drugs?
00:17:44.000 Probably.
00:17:45.000 There's a lot of woo-woo in there, I think.
00:17:47.000 I'm a little woo-woo, so it's good.
00:17:50.000 Even simple books like The Alchemist and stuff, I just really want to read these books.
00:17:55.000 Yeah.
00:17:56.000 That's more woo-woo.
00:17:57.000 Yeah.
00:17:58.000 You're into woo-woo shit.
00:17:59.000 Yeah, I am.
00:18:00.000 Why?
00:18:01.000 Do you think that that is the race car thing?
00:18:03.000 Do you think that's like the...
00:18:04.000 It has nothing to do with racing.
00:18:05.000 No?
00:18:05.000 It's just who you are?
00:18:06.000 It's just who I am.
00:18:07.000 I remember getting a psychic reading when I was 18 years old, living in England.
00:18:11.000 Yeah.
00:18:13.000 Mm-hmm.
00:18:13.000 Yeah.
00:18:14.000 I bought, like, Linda Goodman's love signs, like, astrology book when I was a kid.
00:18:19.000 Yeah.
00:18:20.000 So when you were 16 and you got a psychic reading...
00:18:22.000 I mean, I totally had a mood ring.
00:18:24.000 Oh, mood rings are great.
00:18:26.000 Sorry, go ahead.
00:18:27.000 What did they tell you?
00:18:28.000 Did they tell you anything you didn't know?
00:18:29.000 I can't remember.
00:18:29.000 I can't remember, but when I was talking about signing my contract when Mercury was in retrograde, I talked to an astrologer and she said, just don't sign any contracts.
00:18:39.000 And I was like, well...
00:18:41.000 I mean, I was kind of learning about some of this stuff because it was quite a few years ago now, but I remember the next, it was a year and a half later or so, and, you know, shit hit the fan, and I was like, that damn astrologer was right!
00:18:55.000 Now, okay, Mercury in retrograde is pretty standard information if you're into astrology at all, but yeah.
00:19:02.000 She said, I saw a psychic in Sedona a few years ago, and she said that professionally over the next four years, your life's going to go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:19:10.000 And I thought, man, I'm going to win a bunch of races.
00:19:12.000 This is going to be awesome.
00:19:13.000 And instead, I have a clothing line now.
00:19:18.000 I have a book that just came out at the beginning of the year.
00:19:22.000 My wine's finally been for sale for a year now.
00:19:25.000 And there's other projects I'm working on, too.
00:19:27.000 But And, you know, finishing off my career in a pretty big way.
00:19:31.000 So I guess she was right.
00:19:33.000 I think that lady's full of shit.
00:19:34.000 You think so?
00:19:35.000 I think she took a guess.
00:19:36.000 I think she looked at you and like, this chick's going to kick ass.
00:19:38.000 I'll just make some predictions.
00:19:39.000 So do you think she recognized me then?
00:19:40.000 She's like, okay.
00:19:40.000 So when I sat down, she was like, all right, the way it works here is like, I just see words or symbols or things around you.
00:19:47.000 So if I just look around, like, don't think I'm not paying attention to you.
00:19:50.000 It's just how I see things.
00:19:51.000 And so I'm like, all right.
00:19:52.000 Right.
00:19:53.000 So I'm sitting there and she's telling me all this stuff.
00:19:54.000 And she says, whatever my job is, I travel a lot and things like that.
00:19:58.000 And then she all of a sudden kind of was looking at me.
00:20:00.000 She looked over and she goes, celebrity.
00:20:01.000 Are you a celebrity?
00:20:03.000 And I was like, I only am if you think I am, which is usually how I answer people.
00:20:08.000 So I don't know.
00:20:09.000 Did she know who I was?
00:20:10.000 Probably.
00:20:11.000 Up in Sedona, they don't watch a lot of TV, I don't think.
00:20:13.000 You don't think so?
00:20:13.000 No.
00:20:14.000 They do.
00:20:14.000 I don't know.
00:20:15.000 They do.
00:20:15.000 They sneak it in when no one's looking.
00:20:18.000 Their lunch break area is just, you know.
00:20:21.000 They rest their crystals on the TV. Hopefully sending positive vibes.
00:20:26.000 Almost all bullshit.
00:20:27.000 I think almost all psychic stuff is bullshit.
00:20:31.000 You don't believe in being intuitive?
00:20:33.000 I think intuition is a different thing.
00:20:35.000 I think when people sit down and they go, I see you in a past life and you were a handmaid and you worked by the river.
00:20:43.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:20:44.000 I think that's all bullshit.
00:20:45.000 I think those people are just nuts and there's a lot of people that want to think they're special and they want to think they have special gifts.
00:20:51.000 Sure.
00:20:52.000 Everybody does.
00:20:52.000 People get really good at reading people.
00:20:54.000 I know people who are professional magicians and they are expert cold readers.
00:20:59.000 They can sit down with you and read and tell you remarkable amounts of things about your life just with your answers to questions.
00:21:07.000 But they'll tell you right away.
00:21:08.000 They're not psychic.
00:21:09.000 There's a guy named Banachek who's excellent at it.
00:21:11.000 He's fantastic.
00:21:12.000 He does a show in Vegas and he freaks people out.
00:21:14.000 But he'll tell you right away, I am not a psychic.
00:21:17.000 He's like, there's techniques to this and it's something I've been doing my whole life and you just get really good at it and he knows how to do it.
00:21:25.000 Yeah.
00:21:45.000 Yeah, it's entirely possible that there's some bizarre connection that we don't totally understand to events and to people and to things.
00:21:56.000 Well, like attracts like or where attention goes, energy flows.
00:22:00.000 Yeah, there's probably a lot to that.
00:22:03.000 Certain magnetism to those things that bring it together?
00:22:07.000 Yes.
00:22:07.000 Maybe?
00:22:08.000 But I think it's very, very poorly understood and there's a lot of woo that's clouding it up.
00:22:14.000 And that woo gets in the way of rational, logical, educated people even considering it.
00:22:20.000 They dismiss it instantaneously because it's connected to so many assholes with neon signs that say card reader, palm reader.
00:22:27.000 And these people, they're just ripping you off.
00:22:29.000 That's all they're doing.
00:22:30.000 They don't have a real job.
00:22:31.000 They sit down.
00:22:31.000 They talk to people for a job.
00:22:33.000 And, you know, you could say it's entertainment.
00:22:35.000 You could say that what they're doing is they're providing you with a service.
00:22:38.000 And that service, they sit down with you.
00:22:40.000 And maybe by telling you that everything's going to be amazing, you'll walk out of there with a lot of enthusiasm.
00:22:45.000 And then life will be amazing.
00:22:47.000 Who knows?
00:22:48.000 Do you believe that?
00:22:49.000 If you think your life's going to be amazing, it will be?
00:22:50.000 No.
00:22:51.000 No, you get hit by a meteor.
00:22:52.000 You can walk out of the house.
00:22:54.000 You can fall into a crack in the ground from an earthquake.
00:22:57.000 I mean, those people that died in the tsunami in Thailand, were they bad people?
00:23:01.000 No.
00:23:01.000 So is there any level of woo that's worth following through on?
00:23:05.000 I think it's all things.
00:23:07.000 I think some of the connections and the intuition and some superstitions and ideas that we have are probably based in this limited understanding that we have in the connection that we have to events and humans and life.
00:23:21.000 But I think there's also bullshit involved too.
00:23:24.000 And all these things get very cloudy.
00:23:27.000 I don't think there's an absolute.
00:23:28.000 But I think it's entirely possible that intuition is a developing sense That we don't totally have yet.
00:23:37.000 I think if you think about all the things that people can do, hearing and seeing and touching and smelling and all the different senses that we have, we assume that that covers the full gamut of possibilities, but I don't think that's true.
00:23:49.000 No, I think you're right.
00:23:50.000 I mean, even just visually.
00:23:52.000 Visually, you know, we don't see the full spectrum of, we see a very, very small amount of things that are out there.
00:23:59.000 Yeah, and audio as well.
00:24:01.000 You know, we can't hear all the sounds.
00:24:03.000 Yeah, I mean, it's entirely possible that there's more going on.
00:24:06.000 Like, there's certain people that just have a weird feel to them.
00:24:08.000 You meet them, you're like, I just gotta get away from this guy.
00:24:10.000 Bad vibe.
00:24:11.000 Yeah, there's definitely people that they're giving off weird feelings.
00:24:15.000 And it could be that you're reading their intent in some sort of a...
00:24:19.000 A way that you don't see visually, but you recognize by their body language.
00:24:24.000 There could be a bunch of things at play.
00:24:25.000 Well, you didn't run when you met me, so I appreciate that.
00:24:28.000 No, I liked you.
00:24:29.000 I know we're probably scheduled to do this interview, so you couldn't, but...
00:24:31.000 I was looking forward to this.
00:24:32.000 Why would I run?
00:24:34.000 I mean, I was impressed by your intensity, but I expected that in a way.
00:24:38.000 I mean, I don't see how you could be a race car driver and not be intense.
00:24:42.000 Especially be a woman and a race car driver and not be intense.
00:24:45.000 Well, that's nothing I even thought about until I was like 14 for the first few years of racing.
00:24:51.000 Way late in life.
00:24:51.000 Way late in life.
00:24:52.000 I didn't even think about being a girl out there.
00:24:54.000 It wasn't until I had cameras following me around my schools and stuff that I was like, alright, maybe this is...
00:24:59.000 And then they start asking you about it.
00:25:01.000 They're like, what's it like to be a girl?
00:25:02.000 You're like, shit, I don't know, I haven't really thought about that.
00:25:05.000 How many other girls do it?
00:25:08.000 I mean, there are various girls here and there, but, you know.
00:25:11.000 Like in all of NASCAR, how many women are racing?
00:25:13.000 Oh, at my level?
00:25:16.000 None.
00:25:16.000 Yes.
00:25:16.000 Zero.
00:25:17.000 Yeah.
00:25:17.000 That's crazy.
00:25:18.000 Oh.
00:25:19.000 That's pretty crazy.
00:25:20.000 I don't know.
00:25:21.000 Yeah, that's crazy.
00:25:21.000 I'm just used to it.
00:25:22.000 Well, take it from me.
00:25:23.000 I'm on the outside.
00:25:24.000 When people ask me, what's it like to be a girl in racing?
00:25:25.000 I'm like, well, I don't really know what it's like to be a guy, so, you know, I only have my perspective.
00:25:32.000 That's true.
00:25:33.000 You know?
00:25:33.000 I mean, I don't know.
00:25:34.000 Like, being a girl versus a guy, what's the difference?
00:25:36.000 I don't know.
00:25:36.000 What's it like to be a guy?
00:25:39.000 Yeah, probably different.
00:25:40.000 But I think that, like, what's it like to be a woman that's the only woman who's in NASCAR at your level?
00:25:49.000 That's a valid question.
00:25:51.000 I mean, that's crazy.
00:25:52.000 How does everybody else treat you?
00:25:54.000 Yeah, that really is the main question I can't answer because I'm not them, and I know that from enough experience now, because I used to not really look into it much, and in the IndyCar days, you couldn't hit each other, you know, you really, I mean,
00:26:09.000 it was, you know, you could block and things like that, so there were some guys out there that were assholes, and I didn't like them, but, you know.
00:26:16.000 Every driver has some other drivers that they don't really get along with.
00:26:20.000 But in NASCAR, you can hit each other, and you have bumpers, which is really cool, but it also isn't cool because if somebody wants to do it, they can.
00:26:28.000 So what would I say?
00:26:30.000 I would say that they don't want to get passed by a girl.
00:26:32.000 And you know what?
00:26:33.000 I don't either.
00:26:35.000 Is that weird?
00:26:36.000 No.
00:26:36.000 I really don't.
00:26:37.000 I mean, I've driven, I've raced with girls and I don't, I don't like it.
00:26:41.000 So do you, do you feel differently when a guy passes you than when a girl passes you?
00:26:45.000 Probably.
00:26:46.000 Yeah?
00:26:47.000 Yes.
00:26:47.000 In what way?
00:26:49.000 Well, you know, Do you just go internally?
00:26:51.000 That bitch.
00:26:52.000 I'm like, I can't believe my car isn't faster right now.
00:26:57.000 This sucks.
00:26:59.000 But if it's a guy that passes you, it's just a race.
00:27:01.000 But then there are other cars that are not good that I'm like, you know, come on the radio and I'll be like, yeah, I just want you to see what car passed me and how bad my car is right now.
00:27:10.000 So it happens with guys too, but, you know.
00:27:13.000 I don't know.
00:27:13.000 It's just a cultural norm that girls aren't very good and that they somewhat don't belong.
00:27:23.000 I get the little bit of animosity at first, but I would have thought that people would have got used to it a little bit more than they did.
00:27:31.000 But you have that cultural animosity, you were saying.
00:27:33.000 A little bit, yeah.
00:27:34.000 I don't know where it comes from.
00:27:36.000 But when you say that it's a cultural norm that girls aren't good, you don't think about that about yourself.
00:27:41.000 No.
00:27:42.000 Yeah, see?
00:27:42.000 I knew that.
00:27:43.000 No.
00:27:44.000 You don't have any doubts?
00:27:45.000 No.
00:27:45.000 I look at everyone out there, I'm like, you suck because of this, and I'm going to beat you because of that, and I hate you.
00:27:51.000 You don't think, because I'm a girl, I'm not as good as them.
00:27:54.000 No, not at all.
00:27:55.000 So why would you think that about the other girl?
00:27:57.000 I don't know.
00:27:58.000 It's because I'm not used to it, right?
00:27:59.000 It's just something you're not used to.
00:28:01.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
00:28:03.000 Yeah.
00:28:03.000 Well, also, it's like you're unique.
00:28:04.000 I mean, what if you were out there in the gym and some girl comes and picks up more weight than you and you're like, oh, that's weird.
00:28:09.000 I'd be like, that bitch is on roids.
00:28:11.000 She probably would be.
00:28:13.000 Well, she's some Amazon.
00:28:14.000 She's some genetic freak.
00:28:16.000 I'll try to sign her.
00:28:17.000 I'll just bring her to the UFC and be like, listen, do you know how to throw a punch?
00:28:21.000 I don't know.
00:28:22.000 I think we all have cultural prejudices to a certain extent, whether we admit it or not.
00:28:29.000 Maybe you're not a bigot.
00:28:31.000 Maybe you just have reservations and you're pleasantly surprised when people surpass those expectations.
00:28:38.000 But I would think that you would experience probably more discrimination as a woman than...
00:28:46.000 I mean, if you think about a woman Doing almost any other job.
00:28:51.000 Like, if you're telling me you're the only woman that does that, and you're at this intense, macho job, this is a fucking intense job.
00:29:01.000 I mean, you're going 200 miles an hour.
00:29:06.000 It's nuts!
00:29:07.000 That's a crazy job!
00:29:08.000 And you're out there at the top of the food chain with all these men.
00:29:12.000 Yeah.
00:29:13.000 I would imagine there's two things that happen.
00:29:16.000 There's a bunch of guys that treat you with respect.
00:29:19.000 They're like, wow.
00:29:20.000 They're like impressed.
00:29:21.000 They're cool with you.
00:29:22.000 They're like, she's one of us.
00:29:24.000 That's right.
00:29:24.000 And then there's a few that are just dicks.
00:29:27.000 And those dicks are just incorrigible.
00:29:32.000 Man, the amount of times I wish I was good at taking people out.
00:29:35.000 I wish people knew how hard it was to actually take someone out on track.
00:29:38.000 It's not that easy.
00:29:39.000 Because you can risk taking yourself.
00:29:42.000 Exactly.
00:29:43.000 And if your car doesn't handle very well, you can't get close enough to them.
00:29:47.000 If you could, you would just move the air, which is almost like hitting them, and get them out of the way.
00:29:52.000 But sometimes the car doesn't handle well enough.
00:29:54.000 So you'd have to just bomb in there, and God willing, you hit them to get you to slow down, and then they go sailing, and you keep going, but it's risk.
00:30:03.000 That's a rare moment, right?
00:30:04.000 Yeah.
00:30:05.000 Have you done that before?
00:30:06.000 Oh, I've tried to take people.
00:30:07.000 I suck at it.
00:30:08.000 I absolutely suck at it.
00:30:10.000 I've taken myself out like three times trying to do it.
00:30:12.000 I mean, look, I'll be the lamb.
00:30:14.000 I don't mind, to make a point.
00:30:16.000 Um...
00:30:17.000 So you do that to make a point if someone's driving like a dick?
00:30:19.000 Yeah!
00:30:20.000 You're like, yeah!
00:30:21.000 Oh, yeah!
00:30:22.000 There was a...
00:30:22.000 What was the one that was the most sad was...
00:30:25.000 It was a couple years ago.
00:30:28.000 It was in Martinsville.
00:30:29.000 And this is when something was going down with...
00:30:31.000 It was Matt Kenseth and Joey Logano.
00:30:33.000 And it was during the chase, which is the last 10 races of the season.
00:30:37.000 And they were in the chase, Matt and Joey and...
00:30:41.000 Joey had made it so that Matt couldn't get in because he took him out a week earlier, a week or two earlier, and then they got to Martinsville, and it's a very, very small short track.
00:30:48.000 It's just a half a mile, and so it's easy to kind of be able to attack if you want to, and so he just straight took him out, and there was a whole big hoopla about it.
00:31:00.000 Yeah.
00:31:15.000 He manages to kind of keep going.
00:31:16.000 I spin again because I'm horrible at it.
00:31:19.000 And it turns out that, you know, I get a $50,000 fine because I am not racing for position because I was a lap down.
00:31:30.000 And they applied that because that was also the same race that Matt and Joey had their big thing.
00:31:35.000 I think maybe Joey was leading or something like that.
00:31:38.000 I think he was leading and it was on a restart.
00:31:40.000 So they weren't racing for a position either.
00:31:42.000 So that was kind of like their rule that they put forth to make for...
00:31:46.000 I mean, Matt probably got a $100,000 or $200,000 fine.
00:31:50.000 But there I am, you know, I'm definitely screwed in this scenario.
00:31:55.000 So I got fined $50,000 for it.
00:31:56.000 And I'm the one that's out.
00:31:58.000 So if you're racing for a position, then it's okay to bump into each other?
00:32:01.000 Apparently, yeah.
00:32:02.000 So really...
00:32:05.000 You're the one that's screwed because if you're racing, if someone takes you out and then you're still racing for position, now you're going to have to be potentially, you know, putting yourself in another position to get taken out when they started it.
00:32:16.000 It's a no win for the person that's being aggressed by the aggressor.
00:32:22.000 Was it always legal to bump into each other?
00:32:25.000 It's gone kind of through waves of different rules, but yeah, I mean it is legal.
00:32:30.000 But whenever a big accident happens and there's a tragedy, I would assume that that's when they tighten down the rules.
00:32:36.000 Sometimes.
00:32:37.000 Sometimes not?
00:32:38.000 Sometimes, sometimes not.
00:32:39.000 They just accept that it's part.
00:32:40.000 Sometimes it just happens.
00:32:42.000 Usually if there's something like that that happens, it's not from one person's action.
00:32:46.000 It's maybe a chain of events that leads to something like that.
00:32:50.000 It's one of the rare jobs that you do that's a sport, one of the rare sports, where the potential for death is always there.
00:32:57.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:32:58.000 It is true.
00:33:00.000 Is that one of the reasons why you decided, like, enough is enough?
00:33:03.000 I am not a daredevil.
00:33:04.000 Like, I am not a daredevil.
00:33:06.000 I went bungee jumping, and that is the bravest thing I've ever done otherwise.
00:33:09.000 And I only did it because I'm afraid of heights, so I just needed to know that if I had to conquer a fear, I could.
00:33:14.000 Well, what's your definition of a daredevil?
00:33:16.000 You're a race car driver.
00:33:17.000 To do things where you could potentially get hurt.
00:33:21.000 I'm not, though!
00:33:22.000 That's true!
00:33:23.000 Yeah, but you're a race car driver.
00:33:24.000 I know, but I'm a methodical driver.
00:33:27.000 I'm methodical.
00:33:27.000 I don't go out there and just, you know, hold it wide open until the car does something, and then I'm like, oh, better lift now.
00:33:33.000 I'm like a methodical driver, so I build up.
00:33:36.000 Well, I think what you're saying is you're not stupid.
00:33:39.000 Thank you, Joe.
00:33:40.000 That's very nice of you.
00:33:41.000 That's like a really, really nice way to say that.
00:33:44.000 Yeah, you're not dumb, but you're definitely a daredevil.
00:33:47.000 Thank you.
00:33:47.000 You have to be.
00:33:48.000 I'm not.
00:33:49.000 There's no way you could not be.
00:33:50.000 I'm just not.
00:33:51.000 I'm serious.
00:33:52.000 You drive 200 miles an hour for a living.
00:33:53.000 Anybody that really knows me knows that I'm not brave.
00:33:56.000 Wow, that's so crazy.
00:33:57.000 I know.
00:33:58.000 I think you're talking crazy.
00:34:00.000 Crazy talk over here.
00:34:02.000 Well, you know, it's true.
00:34:04.000 I just have been grooming this talent since I was 10, and 26 years later, I'm okay with it.
00:34:10.000 I think it's both of those things, but I think there's no doubt that you're a brave person.
00:34:15.000 Actually, my first time in a go-kart was horrible.
00:34:18.000 What were you, three?
00:34:19.000 Ten.
00:34:21.000 Ten.
00:34:21.000 And my sister was eight.
00:34:22.000 My dad built a go-kart.
00:34:24.000 There was a big parking lot out back, so we got, like, spray cans, WD-4, whatever.
00:34:30.000 Pop cans, I don't know, whatever.
00:34:31.000 Yeah, I grew up in the Midwest, so pop.
00:34:33.000 And set them up in a big circle for my sister and I to go out and drive around and drive our go-karts for the first time.
00:34:40.000 And my dad made...
00:34:42.000 There was a little mistake with the brake pedal, and so it stopped working.
00:34:46.000 And since I'm 10 and I'm...
00:34:48.000 Really young and dumb, and I don't know what I'm doing.
00:34:51.000 Young, dumb, and broke, I guess I was, yeah.
00:34:53.000 Like the song goes.
00:34:55.000 But I went to hit the brake, it wasn't there, so instead of just spinning out or continuing to turn, I just went straight, and I was headed for a trailer.
00:35:04.000 Kind of a higher elevated trailer, which would have resulted in decapitation.
00:35:09.000 And I swerved at the last second and hit a concrete wall.
00:35:12.000 And I, like, go flying.
00:35:13.000 And my arm lays back on the muffler.
00:35:16.000 And my cool, puffy jacket burns.
00:35:18.000 And, like, bruises all up my legs and on my arms.
00:35:22.000 And that was my first time in a go-kart within, you know, five or ten minutes of being out there.
00:35:26.000 And so my dad just got a new one and built it.
00:35:29.000 And we went racing.
00:35:30.000 So maybe I am really brave.
00:35:32.000 I don't know.
00:35:32.000 You're right.
00:35:32.000 Maybe it's...
00:35:34.000 I always felt like in IndyCar, to some degree I wasn't brave because people were willing to do things that were perceivably more brave, but I did describe them as dumb.
00:35:44.000 You're right.
00:35:45.000 So you're probably a little right, and I'm maybe a little right too, but you're right.
00:35:50.000 I think you're definitely brave, but I think there's definitely a line where bravery becomes stupid because the risk outweighs the reward.
00:35:56.000 100%.
00:35:56.000 Yeah.
00:35:57.000 That's a masculine thing in a lot of ways because testosterone makes you do really stupid shit.
00:36:03.000 Does it?
00:36:03.000 Like what?
00:36:03.000 Well, they're all competing against each other and they're trying to out-macho each other.
00:36:07.000 I mean, there's a bunch of Twitter accounts you can go and see.
00:36:10.000 What's that one hold this beer?
00:36:12.000 Yeah.
00:36:14.000 There's a Twitter account called Hold My Beer.
00:36:16.000 While I do what?
00:36:18.000 Exactly, while I do everything.
00:36:19.000 It's like people jumping off roofs and stupid shit.
00:36:22.000 It's almost all men.
00:36:25.000 There's occasionally a drunk girl doing something stupid, but it's almost entirely men.
00:36:29.000 So I would think that men trying to out-macho each other...
00:36:33.000 Are you saying men are somewhat inferior then?
00:36:34.000 Because they do a lot of dumb stuff?
00:36:36.000 Maybe their hormones are not in balance like ours?
00:36:38.000 They definitely, when competing against each other, will do dumb shit.
00:36:44.000 You think that's a testosterone?
00:36:45.000 Yeah.
00:36:46.000 Testosterone's to blame?
00:36:47.000 Well, they try to out-macho each other.
00:36:48.000 Yeah?
00:36:49.000 Yeah.
00:36:49.000 I mean, some don't.
00:36:50.000 Some are smart, and they don't.
00:36:52.000 But, you know, there's...
00:36:54.000 It's just a part of being a man.
00:36:56.000 It's like trying to prove that you're not scared.
00:36:58.000 What else is part of being a man?
00:36:59.000 Tell me about men.
00:37:00.000 Well, what do you want to know?
00:37:01.000 I don't know.
00:37:02.000 What else is...
00:37:03.000 What else is...
00:37:05.000 Very manly that women don't understand.
00:37:08.000 What don't women understand about men?
00:37:11.000 That's a good question.
00:37:12.000 I have no idea what you understand about us.
00:37:15.000 Hmm.
00:37:16.000 Maybe just speak from experience.
00:37:18.000 Hmm.
00:37:20.000 Yeah, but I don't know what...
00:37:21.000 Like, if we ask a guy, like, what's wrong?
00:37:23.000 Oh, see, that's just nonsense talk.
00:37:26.000 See, that's the difference.
00:37:27.000 What's wrong?
00:37:28.000 How many girls out there are like, honey, what's wrong?
00:37:31.000 What's wrong?
00:37:31.000 And you're like, nothing.
00:37:32.000 Sometimes it's nothing.
00:37:33.000 But really?
00:37:34.000 Is it really nothing?
00:37:35.000 Yeah, sometimes you just want to decompress.
00:37:37.000 Okay.
00:37:37.000 You know, sometimes you just wound up.
00:37:38.000 So is that annoying when a girl does that?
00:37:40.000 Depends on the girl.
00:37:42.000 You know?
00:37:43.000 What do you mean?
00:37:44.000 It depends on the girl.
00:37:45.000 If she's annoying, yeah, it's annoying.
00:37:47.000 But if you're in love with her and she's awesome, then she's like, what's wrong?
00:37:51.000 Nothing.
00:37:51.000 We're good.
00:37:52.000 Yeah.
00:37:53.000 It depends.
00:37:54.000 So be with the right one?
00:37:55.000 Oh, 100%.
00:37:56.000 That's 100% it.
00:37:58.000 Yeah, if someone's asking you questions and you're getting really fucking annoyed, it's probably not the question.
00:38:04.000 It's probably more the person.
00:38:05.000 If you think someone's amazing and they ask you something stupid, you'll just laugh.
00:38:09.000 You won't get annoyed.
00:38:10.000 And you guys can both joke around about how stupid it was, how the question was dumb.
00:38:15.000 I like it.
00:38:15.000 That's good.
00:38:16.000 If you get angry, it's most likely you're just like...
00:38:18.000 Annoyed anyway.
00:38:20.000 So you're just like ready to sort of fall over that annoying and to get out of my space kind of attitude because you're already annoyed with them anyway.
00:38:30.000 You already don't really like them.
00:38:32.000 Yeah, there's probably something that's already rubbing you the wrong way and you're tolerating each other instead of enjoying each other.
00:38:38.000 Yeah, I mean, I would imagine a person like you, a very intense person, you probably have a difficult time finding, you know, like, if you get a square peg and a square hole, and everything slides in together perfect, and everything's amazing personality-wise, you know,
00:38:54.000 behavior-wise, I would imagine with someone like you, like, it's very particular.
00:38:58.000 You have to find someone who appreciates your intensity.
00:39:01.000 Yeah.
00:39:02.000 Right?
00:39:03.000 Yeah, you do.
00:39:03.000 Like, a lot of times, guys, they want a demure, you know, sort of, like, docile little creature.
00:39:10.000 Like, oh, hi.
00:39:11.000 How you doing, boys?
00:39:13.000 Whatever you need, I'll be home.
00:39:15.000 Well, we'll be here when you get back.
00:39:19.000 Right?
00:39:20.000 And meanwhile, you're out there with a fucking go-kart going 150 miles an hour in the driveway.
00:39:24.000 Yep, yep.
00:39:25.000 Running five businesses and going 200. Yeah, so if you're saying what's wrong, the guy's like, fucking nothing!
00:39:32.000 It's probably a bunch of other shit that's really wrong.
00:39:36.000 It's very insightful.
00:39:38.000 Yeah.
00:39:39.000 Alright.
00:39:40.000 So what don't men understand about women?
00:39:45.000 She's tapping her fingers, going through it, everything.
00:39:50.000 I mean, I just think that we like to be, you know, we like to be told what you're thinking.
00:39:57.000 I do.
00:39:58.000 I like to know what someone's thinking.
00:40:00.000 You know, the whole, like, we're just, you know, just keeping to myself.
00:40:03.000 Like, tell me about it.
00:40:04.000 And I want to know what yourself is thinking about.
00:40:06.000 I want to know about you.
00:40:07.000 What's going through your head?
00:40:09.000 Like, communication.
00:40:10.000 Now, is this universal amongst all your girlfriends when you get together and talk about...
00:40:14.000 I would think so, yeah.
00:40:15.000 Yeah.
00:40:17.000 So the problem is, like, you look at a guy and say, you know, you really like this guy, and you're like, this fucking dude's some crazy mystery.
00:40:24.000 Like, what's going on in your head, man?
00:40:26.000 Yeah, that's not good.
00:40:27.000 Spit it out.
00:40:27.000 Everyone wants to know where they stand and what someone's thinking.
00:40:30.000 Oh, where they stand.
00:40:30.000 Well, because, and where they stand and what they're thinking, because, you know, what if they're thinking about someone else?
00:40:35.000 Oh!
00:40:36.000 So you need to know.
00:40:37.000 Yeah, you just kind of know.
00:40:38.000 And you need to know if you're all in.
00:40:39.000 Yeah, 100%.
00:40:41.000 Yeah.
00:40:42.000 I'm just an all-in person, so for me it's not a mystery.
00:40:44.000 Like, you want to know what's going on in my head?
00:40:45.000 I'll tell you right now.
00:40:47.000 That's intense.
00:40:48.000 Yeah.
00:40:49.000 Yeah.
00:40:49.000 So yeah, if a guy's like off drifting, you automatically assume, this motherfucker's thinking about somebody else.
00:40:54.000 Yeah, what are you up to?
00:40:57.000 Exactly, that's what you're thinking.
00:40:59.000 Yeah, exactly, you want to be able to ask.
00:41:02.000 I guess guys probably do that too.
00:41:03.000 And girls like to hear nice things too.
00:41:06.000 Girls like to hear, you know, girls like to be, you know, girls like, you know.
00:41:10.000 To be appreciated, just like a guy does.
00:41:13.000 I mean, I think that's my advice most of the time in relationships.
00:41:16.000 I'm like, sympathy goes a really long way because I know it goes a long way with me no matter what facet of my life it is.
00:41:22.000 But, you know, sympathy goes a long way.
00:41:24.000 So, you know, if your husband's in a bad mood, then why don't you just actually start off with, instead of feeling like you're underappreciated, going...
00:41:30.000 Hey, baby, you look like you've had a really long day, and I'm sure you've been working your butt off.
00:41:34.000 Can I make you dinner?
00:41:35.000 What do you want?
00:41:36.000 What's your favorite?
00:41:37.000 And they'll probably go, oh, you know what?
00:41:39.000 It's not that big of a deal.
00:41:41.000 You know what, babe?
00:41:41.000 I'm fine.
00:41:41.000 Hey, let me take you out to dinner.
00:41:44.000 The sympathy gets sympathy back.
00:41:46.000 It's not good to do it to get it, necessarily, but you should really feel like you are sympathetic.
00:41:52.000 If they're in a bad place, try and help them.
00:41:55.000 That's sound advice.
00:41:56.000 Yeah.
00:41:56.000 Be nice to each other.
00:41:57.000 Just sympathy.
00:41:58.000 Just be nice.
00:41:59.000 Because most people go underappreciated, especially in a relationship, I think.
00:42:01.000 The longer it goes, there's a lot of underappreciation and assumptions that get made about who does what and checks that box off.
00:42:09.000 Yeah, and people get used to each other.
00:42:11.000 Especially with kids, right?
00:42:11.000 I'm sure with kids it gets way worse.
00:42:13.000 It's just there's a lot of time that's involved with taking care of those little suckers.
00:42:18.000 You've got to pay attention to them and talk to them.
00:42:21.000 And if you have more than one, once you start talking to one, the other one wants to just chime in and show you what they're doing.
00:42:28.000 You're like, wait, I was busy just trying to make sure you don't die.
00:42:30.000 And now I've got to deal with this?
00:42:33.000 Yeah.
00:42:34.000 Yeah, I think people get used to things, you know?
00:42:37.000 And that's part of the problem.
00:42:39.000 They get used to each other.
00:42:40.000 Take it for granted.
00:42:41.000 Yeah, they do.
00:42:42.000 And then, you know, it's like, I always tell people, aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.
00:42:51.000 Yeah.
00:42:52.000 If you could be that person all the time, you would have a much better life.
00:42:56.000 That's true.
00:42:56.000 I also love the expression, for every hot chick there's a dude sickest groaner.
00:43:00.000 Yeah, I don't say it that way, but yes.
00:43:04.000 I use more flavorful language, but yeah.
00:43:07.000 Was that too much or too little?
00:43:09.000 Too little, yeah.
00:43:10.000 How would you say it?
00:43:11.000 For every hot chick there's a guy somewhere that's tired of fucking her.
00:43:15.000 Okay.
00:43:15.000 Yeah, that's how you would say it.
00:43:16.000 Okay.
00:43:18.000 But yeah, I mean, I guess.
00:43:20.000 But that's not entirely true either.
00:43:21.000 No, it's not.
00:43:22.000 I mean, for the most part, a lot of the times it's true.
00:43:26.000 But a lot of the times people don't appreciate their circumstances.
00:43:29.000 That's the taken for granted part.
00:43:30.000 Exactly.
00:43:30.000 And then it's with various aspects of your life.
00:43:32.000 Like, I always feel like that.
00:43:33.000 Like, I just got over the flu.
00:43:35.000 A week and a half ago, I had the flu.
00:43:37.000 And I was sick for like two days.
00:43:39.000 And then when I was sick, I was thinking, man, I don't appreciate how good I feel when I'm healthy.
00:43:45.000 Because here I am lying here all aching, watching Netflix, feeling like shit, going, wow, when I'm healthy and I'm working out and I'm running and doing jujitsu and all the activities and I got all this energy and I feel great.
00:43:59.000 You just can't do anything right now.
00:44:01.000 Yeah, I just take it for granted.
00:44:02.000 You do.
00:44:03.000 You forget.
00:44:04.000 The joy of just being healthy, it just escapes us.
00:44:08.000 We just so think it's normal.
00:44:11.000 Just like a person, you take them for granted.
00:44:13.000 Yep, yep.
00:44:14.000 Now, do you think that you're stepping away from race car driving?
00:44:19.000 You deciding, just like enough is enough, do you think that in some ways that this is you appreciating other aspects of life too?
00:44:31.000 That you're looking at your racing thing and you're like, you know what?
00:44:34.000 I did a lot.
00:44:35.000 I did enough.
00:44:36.000 And then why don't I just appreciate all the other stuff?
00:44:39.000 Well, I think that's a good question that will lead me into a good thought.
00:44:44.000 I think it's actually more me being honest.
00:44:50.000 I think everyone would expect, since I do what I do at the level that I do it at, that racing is my only thing I care about.
00:44:56.000 I love it so much.
00:44:57.000 I'll do anything.
00:44:57.000 I drive every day.
00:44:58.000 And the truth is, no.
00:45:00.000 I like racing, but there's a lot of things I don't really like about it, too.
00:45:04.000 And I'm grateful for everything it's given me.
00:45:06.000 But if you were to ask me what I do outside of racing in my personal life, I don't go to the racetrack.
00:45:11.000 I don't really watch races.
00:45:12.000 I don't do that.
00:45:14.000 So those aren't my hobbies.
00:45:15.000 Your hobbies are your real loves.
00:45:17.000 What do you not like about it?
00:45:22.000 Well, I would say that in the last year or so, as far as an energetic space, it's just so sad and negative a lot of the time.
00:45:32.000 And even in just racing in general, most of the time it's miserable.
00:45:36.000 You have some days that are good, but most of the time it's not happy and you wish you're not satisfied.
00:45:43.000 You wish somebody would have treated you better out there.
00:45:46.000 There's so many things to be negative about.
00:45:48.000 And just the grind of it.
00:45:51.000 It's the people, like everybody's worn out and you have to be really careful about the people that are around you because they've got to be in a good mood because it's easy to spiral out of control because you see each other three, four days a week every week for 40 weeks a year.
00:46:07.000 So you've got to be in a good space with people.
00:46:10.000 But it still doesn't alienate you completely, even if you're in a good space with people, the ones next to you, because you got a car next to you on both sides in the garage and haulers next to each other and buses right next to each other and you see a bunch of other people.
00:46:22.000 So, you know, it's just, I don't know, there's a lot of negativity to some degree, a lot of grind.
00:46:28.000 It just kind of feels like the grind a little bit.
00:46:31.000 And so I just kind of felt like it wasn't a space that I wanted to be in as much anymore.
00:46:38.000 I want to be in a happy space where I'm just doing things that bring me joy.
00:46:43.000 I wasn't doing that as much, or I was noticing I was missing that, or wanting it more.
00:46:50.000 I think that's really what it comes from, is growing as a person and realizing that I think everybody's afraid to take chances and do something new in their life because they're identified a certain way or they'll be judged if they don't do it or judged if they do something different and who are they now and are they crazy and what are they thinking and,
00:47:08.000 you know, it's just life.
00:47:10.000 Just do things that make you happy.
00:47:11.000 It's interesting because you're talking about this and the negative aspects of it is all interpersonal relationships.
00:47:17.000 It's all talking to people.
00:47:18.000 You're not talking about the grind of racing itself, like the heat of being in the car and the strain and the intensity and the nerves.
00:47:27.000 You're not talking about that.
00:47:28.000 Yeah, I didn't.
00:47:29.000 That's not the first thing.
00:47:30.000 I mean, that exists on some level, but I mean, that's fine.
00:47:34.000 I work out twice a day a lot of times, so I'm okay with the whole physical grind of things.
00:47:41.000 What do you do?
00:47:43.000 CrossFit and interval running, training, sprinting, stuff like that.
00:47:49.000 Circuits.
00:47:50.000 Twice a day.
00:47:51.000 Interval stuff.
00:47:52.000 Yeah.
00:47:53.000 A couple days a week I do twice a day, maybe.
00:47:55.000 More intensity.
00:47:56.000 Yeah.
00:47:56.000 Very intense, for sure.
00:47:57.000 Yeah.
00:47:58.000 That's the name of the game.
00:48:00.000 Get in, get out.
00:48:03.000 So...
00:48:04.000 So yeah, that is part of it.
00:48:06.000 The physical part of racing exists and it is exhausting, but you recover from that every weekend.
00:48:13.000 And I just love so many other things.
00:48:17.000 What are you going to do now?
00:48:19.000 Well, the longest project I have is my wine.
00:48:23.000 I bought the property in 2009, planted a vineyard, and it's finally for sale.
00:48:28.000 So you started in 2009, so nine years of doing this?
00:48:33.000 Yeah, bought the property, planted it.
00:48:34.000 Yep, started from nothing.
00:48:35.000 Wow.
00:48:37.000 It came from in 2006 I went to Napa Valley on a trip and was on this beautiful property and was like looking at the fog in the valley and it was wonderful quiches and fruits for breakfast and this amazing white wine and I was like man it would be so cool if I could have something like this someday but I don't have 50 million dollars,
00:48:56.000 at least not right now anyway.
00:48:58.000 Because I never abandoned the thought that I would be able to afford that someday.
00:49:01.000 I just couldn't then.
00:49:04.000 So anyway, I just started the process a different way.
00:49:06.000 I didn't buy a wine that was built and established for the vineyard.
00:49:09.000 I bought dirt.
00:49:10.000 Planted the vineyard.
00:49:12.000 Now how do you go about doing that?
00:49:13.000 Do you hire someone?
00:49:15.000 Well, that day I met a winemaker who ended up going into consulting instead of just being at one winery.
00:49:22.000 And so he actually helped me pick the property.
00:49:25.000 He's still my winemaker today.
00:49:27.000 So you buy this piece of land, and then who does the day-to-day stuff?
00:49:33.000 You're so busy.
00:49:34.000 Yeah, I have a GM now who handles all of it and does the promotion and gets it in restaurants and helps sell it.
00:49:43.000 What's it called?
00:49:44.000 Somnium, which is a Latin word.
00:49:46.000 Latin word means dream.
00:49:48.000 Wow.
00:49:49.000 Yeah.
00:49:50.000 I was looking at some language translations trying to come up with, I was probably trying to come up with some sort of an LLC or something like that to cover the property up, and I was like, oh no, this is way too cool.
00:50:00.000 This is what the wine should be called.
00:50:02.000 So, somnium, it's a Latin word.
00:50:04.000 And are you doing red and white, or just white?
00:50:07.000 So, red to start, the vineyard is Cabernet, Cab Franc, Petit Verdot, and So from the Cab Franc and Petit Verdot bleed-off, we're going to make a rosé this year.
00:50:20.000 And then we also then sourced some grapes from Knights Valley to make a Sauvignon Blanc.
00:50:25.000 So we just decided it was going to come out in the spring along with the Cab early release and the rosé, but it needed some time in barrel.
00:50:36.000 So we're going to wait a little longer and put it in barrel.
00:50:39.000 That's fascinating.
00:50:40.000 So that must take a shitload of your time and thinking as well.
00:50:44.000 Honestly, that's probably the least amount of my time.
00:50:46.000 Really?
00:50:46.000 That company.
00:50:48.000 I would imagine if you have this giant investment, you got this guy working for you.
00:50:51.000 Oh, it's a giant investment, for sure.
00:50:52.000 I would imagine.
00:50:53.000 You have someone working for you, they're growing grapes.
00:50:55.000 I have two employees and farmers that farm it.
00:51:00.000 I mean, they farm many other properties, but yeah.
00:51:03.000 Were you affected at all by the crazy fires up there?
00:51:06.000 No, actually, I was really lucky.
00:51:07.000 The Napa Valley fires were...
00:51:09.000 I'm on Silverado Trail side up.
00:51:12.000 It's actually very, very close to Howl Mountain, Appalachian, but it's like 60 feet off of being Howl Mountain, Appalachian.
00:51:19.000 So anyway, way down south on Silverado Trail, there was fire.
00:51:23.000 And then straight across the valley, not too far...
00:51:40.000 That's amazing.
00:51:45.000 That whole area was such a bummer.
00:51:47.000 That fire was insane.
00:51:48.000 Oh my gosh.
00:51:50.000 I forget the exact number, but it was something insane like it was going a football field distance in three seconds at its peak.
00:51:59.000 I think the big reason was the wind came in that night.
00:52:02.000 40 plus mile an hour winds came through that night.
00:52:06.000 Very, very, very devastating for some.
00:52:08.000 But that's one company.
00:52:10.000 The clothing line is called Warrior.
00:52:12.000 So that came out a year ago, January of last year of 17. Why Warrior?
00:52:17.000 When...
00:52:20.000 Is it like affliction, like skulls and swords and shit?
00:52:22.000 No!
00:52:23.000 This is a warrior jacket I have on.
00:52:25.000 It's very nice.
00:52:26.000 It's lovely.
00:52:27.000 No, it's more athleisure.
00:52:31.000 Athleisure?
00:52:31.000 Have you never heard of that?
00:52:32.000 Athleisure?
00:52:33.000 No.
00:52:33.000 Oh, yeah, it's a whole...
00:52:35.000 There you go, thanks.
00:52:37.000 I dress like a 17-year-old.
00:52:39.000 I don't know about anything.
00:52:41.000 Yeah, it's like leggings and sports bras and t-shirts and jackets and sweatshirts and, yeah, athleisure.
00:52:49.000 So, I want to go back to this wine thing.
00:52:51.000 Oh, okay.
00:52:52.000 So, you have this thought in your head.
00:52:54.000 I should have brought some.
00:52:54.000 Dang it.
00:52:55.000 Yeah, well, I'll go buy some.
00:52:56.000 Tell me where I can get it.
00:52:57.000 Can you get it anywhere?
00:52:58.000 At somniumwine.com.
00:52:59.000 It's not sold in very many places, mostly online.
00:53:02.000 There's not very much made, so...
00:53:04.000 Okay, so you can order it online and you guys will ship it?
00:53:07.000 Mm-hmm.
00:53:07.000 Okay.
00:53:07.000 So now you get this piece of property and you start talking to this guy who was a consultant and you start talking about making wine.
00:53:15.000 What is the process?
00:53:16.000 You buy the property and then how do you get the seeds?
00:53:20.000 How do you get the right grapes?
00:53:22.000 How do you know?
00:53:23.000 Well, you have to go through a bunch of permitting.
00:53:26.000 I'm so permitting for plans for it.
00:53:30.000 There's a certain grades that are not so if it's over 20 degrees grade then you have to have special approvals but under you can plant so I literally planted six acres ish of max it's the max that I could plant on my 24 acres that I have that was below 20 degree grade.
00:53:48.000 And so you have to go through erosion control permitting because it's, you know, the slopes.
00:53:54.000 And if you're going to dig up the ground, you don't want it to slide down the mountain if it rains.
00:53:58.000 So we had to kind of get creative with some of the infrastructure to dissipate the water.
00:54:05.000 And so it didn't create just rivers and rushing of, you know, new dirt sliding down the hill.
00:54:10.000 So because it's at elevation a little bit.
00:54:14.000 And then you hire your farmers, and then the winemaker helps pick out the rootstock and the clones, and then they plant it.
00:54:23.000 You wait a couple years for it to be ready, and then you start making wine.
00:54:26.000 So it starts with clones, which is...
00:54:28.000 The rootstock first.
00:54:30.000 Oh, rootstock.
00:54:31.000 And what does that mean?
00:54:31.000 And then they graft on the clone that they want.
00:54:33.000 What's a rootstock?
00:54:34.000 So the actual roots?
00:54:35.000 Yeah, that would be...
00:54:36.000 I wish I knew every single thing that you're asking to the nth degree, but that would be like Cabernet, Petit Verdot.
00:54:45.000 White wine.
00:54:46.000 Right.
00:54:47.000 Whatever.
00:54:47.000 Were you there when they did all this?
00:54:49.000 No?
00:54:50.000 I would want to see what that is.
00:54:52.000 That sounds fascinating.
00:54:53.000 Tiny little roots.
00:54:55.000 Yeah.
00:54:56.000 And then they put the trellising up and then you get into, depending on your winemaker, they decide then how much fruit to drop.
00:55:05.000 So sort of the vine comes up and splits off and makes like a tea.
00:55:10.000 And so they decide how many clusters they keep on each side to determine what kind of wine you're making.
00:55:18.000 So we drop a lot of fruit to make really good wine.
00:55:22.000 What does that mean by drop fruit?
00:55:23.000 Literally cut the cluster off of the vine.
00:55:28.000 That's why if you're buying bulk wine, it's...
00:55:32.000 They're not dropping a damn thing.
00:55:34.000 Right.
00:55:34.000 If you're buying grapes, they're also not dropping a damn thing, or not as much, probably, because you're paying by the ton.
00:55:43.000 So this is a long process.
00:55:45.000 Oh, it's a really long process.
00:55:46.000 Like to go nine years from the time you start to making your first bottles of wine.
00:55:51.000 And that's probably why most people, you know, I mean, if you have enough money to build a winery, you're probably a bit older.
00:55:56.000 And, like, you run out of time.
00:55:58.000 Yeah.
00:55:58.000 You know?
00:55:59.000 Yeah.
00:55:59.000 I mean, especially if you're going to get any return on your investment.
00:56:03.000 You know, I'm a lot of millions in the hole, but, you know, whatever.
00:56:05.000 It's a passion project.
00:56:06.000 Are you doing it as an investment, or are you doing it because you really can?
00:56:09.000 Because I love it.
00:56:11.000 And, yeah, I can.
00:56:14.000 Because you can.
00:56:15.000 Yeah, why not?
00:56:16.000 Do what you can.
00:56:16.000 Yeah, it's just money.
00:56:18.000 Yeah.
00:56:19.000 And I love the lifestyle, so I want to share that with people.
00:56:22.000 The lifestyle of Napa?
00:56:23.000 Yeah.
00:56:24.000 Wine, you know, the connection that you create, you know, sitting down together and sharing it, the stories of the vineyard, the story of how it came along.
00:56:33.000 I mean, I have, the good thing is, is people were like, well, you gotta have a story.
00:56:36.000 I'm like, well, I have a story.
00:56:37.000 But that's what people connect to.
00:56:39.000 So then it's a matter of getting that story to the Psalms in different restaurants so that they can tell you the story of Somnium.
00:56:46.000 And then you're like, oh, that sounds amazing.
00:56:48.000 Oh, that's hers?
00:56:49.000 That's so cool.
00:56:49.000 I would love it if my wine was a good story that someone told and then they were like, oh, and this is actually Danica Patrick's wine.
00:56:55.000 And you're like, oh, no way?
00:56:56.000 Yeah, I got to try that.
00:56:57.000 You know what I mean?
00:56:58.000 I'd rather have that be the back story than the front story.
00:57:01.000 Do you know Maynard Keenan from Tool?
00:57:03.000 Do you know?
00:57:04.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:57:04.000 I've drank his wine before.
00:57:06.000 Caduceus?
00:57:07.000 Caduceus?
00:57:08.000 Caduceus.
00:57:08.000 I just...
00:57:09.000 Yes, yes, I have some.
00:57:11.000 It's in my fridge right now.
00:57:12.000 Got it a long time ago.
00:57:13.000 Got it up in Jerome.
00:57:16.000 Jerome, Arizona.
00:57:17.000 He has a little cellar door in Jerome.
00:57:19.000 That's awesome.
00:57:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:21.000 I've never met him.
00:57:21.000 I tried to meet him.
00:57:22.000 He's a buddy of mine.
00:57:23.000 I was like, eh, but it didn't work.
00:57:24.000 He's actually in town, I think.
00:57:26.000 Oh, really?
00:57:26.000 Yeah, I think he's still here.
00:57:28.000 He was here yesterday, for sure.
00:57:29.000 Yeah, he sources some of his grapes from California, I think, for some of his wine.
00:57:33.000 Yeah, he did a similar thing, but he did it in Arizona.
00:57:36.000 He just bought this land and then developed it.
00:57:39.000 He makes some in Arizona, but I think the better red came from California.
00:57:44.000 Is that what?
00:57:45.000 He's a freak.
00:57:46.000 He's a real crazy person.
00:57:47.000 Oh, yeah?
00:57:48.000 Yeah.
00:57:48.000 In what way?
00:57:49.000 Super intelligent.
00:57:50.000 Just super, super smart.
00:57:52.000 Like, too smart.
00:57:52.000 Too smart to talk to most people.
00:57:54.000 He's just so out there and intense as well.
00:57:58.000 And maybe it's had something to do with the choices.
00:58:01.000 So he's a lead singer of three fucking bands.
00:58:04.000 And then says, you know what?
00:58:06.000 Yeah.
00:58:06.000 And then let me just start making my own wine.
00:58:09.000 Yeah.
00:58:09.000 Opened up a restaurant.
00:58:10.000 He can't do enough shit.
00:58:12.000 He does jujitsu all the time.
00:58:13.000 Can't do enough shit.
00:58:14.000 Is that where you get to know him?
00:58:15.000 Yeah.
00:58:15.000 He was over here for jujitsu seminars.
00:58:19.000 John Donaher.
00:58:20.000 He was at one of his seminars yesterday.
00:58:22.000 Yeah.
00:58:22.000 No, he's a maniac.
00:58:24.000 Maybe weirdos make wine then.
00:58:25.000 I think so.
00:58:26.000 I'd rather be weird than normal.
00:58:28.000 I think that's a good way of looking at things.
00:58:30.000 There's nothing wrong with being weird.
00:58:31.000 Normal and conventional are the opposite of weird.
00:58:34.000 I looked it up.
00:58:36.000 I don't want to be either of those.
00:58:37.000 Yeah, well, it depends.
00:58:39.000 You know, conventional wisdom's not bad.
00:58:41.000 It said conventional.
00:58:43.000 Yeah.
00:58:44.000 There's some normal that's not bad, you know?
00:58:47.000 I like normal cheeseburgers, you know?
00:58:49.000 I don't.
00:58:50.000 See, I want caramelized onions.
00:58:52.000 I want a fried egg.
00:58:53.000 I want maple bacon.
00:58:55.000 Oh, you're a pain in the ass.
00:58:58.000 I love food.
00:59:00.000 Like, I love food.
00:59:01.000 I eat more than most everyone.
00:59:03.000 Do you?
00:59:03.000 Yes.
00:59:04.000 Yeah?
00:59:04.000 But you're tiny.
00:59:05.000 Yes.
00:59:06.000 Well, you put it away.
00:59:07.000 Well, you work out twice a day.
00:59:08.000 Yeah, some days.
00:59:09.000 I didn't work out today.
00:59:10.000 It didn't work out.
00:59:11.000 It didn't work out to work out.
00:59:12.000 But yeah, I do eat a lot.
00:59:16.000 My sister and I both do.
00:59:17.000 We're both like 110-ish pounds and we are both like five foot and we both eat a ton.
00:59:26.000 But we do work out.
00:59:28.000 Well, you little hummingbirds, like, all that energy you're burning off, probably burning calories constantly.
00:59:33.000 We look at each other, we're like, I would die without fat.
00:59:36.000 I need a lot of fat in my diet.
00:59:38.000 Yeah.
00:59:40.000 Maynard opened up a restaurant, too.
00:59:42.000 In L.A.? No, in Arizona.
00:59:45.000 So it sort of features wines and food.
00:59:48.000 Where in Arizona?
00:59:49.000 Because I know Jerome's pretty far from, like, I mean, my place is in Scottsdale, so.
00:59:53.000 Yeah, he's out in the middle of nowhere.
00:59:56.000 Then it's probably Jerome.
00:59:58.000 Yeah, I think it's in that area.
00:59:59.000 Jerome's on the top of a mountain.
01:00:01.000 I mean, this is a cool place to go.
01:00:03.000 If you're ever visiting Arizona, Jerome is really interesting.
01:00:06.000 You kind of wind up this mountain.
01:00:08.000 You get up to the top.
01:00:08.000 It's supposedly all haunted, and it's very bizarre.
01:00:13.000 I mean, the last I knew, it was a very long time ago that I was there, but he has a cool cellar door, and there's some restaurants and whatnot, and it's on top of a mountain.
01:00:22.000 Yeah, that's Maynard.
01:00:25.000 That's the kind of thing he's into.
01:00:27.000 And he's very wise, too, about...
01:00:30.000 Balancing out the rock star life versus, like, that's one of the things that I think was attractive to him about creating a wine and being in a small area.
01:00:38.000 Well, I'd say that's really important.
01:00:39.000 I mean, I think I feel like I've figured out in my life how much grounding I need to balance me out, and it's not just like everybody needs 50-50, you know?
01:00:50.000 Right.
01:00:50.000 Spend 50% of the time walking around in the woods and 50% of the time doing your shit.
01:00:55.000 It's, you know, everybody's different.
01:00:56.000 So for me, it's like, you know, maybe 20% of the time I need to...
01:01:01.000 Take a walk in nature or do a yoga class or meditate or something like that.
01:01:07.000 Yeah.
01:01:07.000 Do you feel like you need decompression time just from the whole celebrity thing, just being interviewed and media and people paying attention to you, want to take pictures with you, just the constant assault I don't feel...
01:01:25.000 It's exhausting because I'm listening and I'm paying attention.
01:01:27.000 I'm answering your questions honestly where I think most people can just go into sort of like autopilot mode.
01:01:33.000 And it's probably not as mentally exhausting for them.
01:01:36.000 I need...
01:01:37.000 For me, it's just being on.
01:01:39.000 You know what I mean, right?
01:01:40.000 Like you just have to be on all the time, you know?
01:01:43.000 So the being on part is nice to get away from.
01:01:49.000 So it's kind of answering the questions, but it's really just a matter of navigating life and people staring at you or wanting something from you or thinking they want something from you just because you're trained, because too many people have wanted something from you, to just the demands of the things that you're doing and running around.
01:02:07.000 I mean, I'm on an airplane twice a week doing stuff, so you just get exhausted from that.
01:02:14.000 Yeah, that's not healthy either, right?
01:02:18.000 Do you feel like you're going to step away from public life when you stop racing?
01:02:23.000 Are you going to fade into the normalcy?
01:02:27.000 Probably not.
01:02:27.000 You don't think so?
01:02:28.000 No.
01:02:28.000 I'd love to have a cooking show.
01:02:30.000 A cooking show?
01:02:31.000 Do you cook?
01:02:31.000 Like I said, I love cooking.
01:02:33.000 Like what kind of stuff?
01:02:35.000 Anything.
01:02:35.000 I'm not much of a baker, though.
01:02:38.000 That's because I'm a free spirit.
01:02:39.000 Baking is all down to a science.
01:02:42.000 You gotta measure everything.
01:02:43.000 It's gotta be a certain temperature.
01:02:45.000 And I'm one of those, just dump it in a bowl, taste it.
01:02:47.000 Does it need more sugar?
01:02:48.000 Does it need more acid?
01:02:49.000 Does it need to be more rich with fat?
01:02:51.000 Does it need spice?
01:02:53.000 What does it need?
01:02:54.000 Now, are you going off of books?
01:02:56.000 Do you take classes?
01:02:57.000 How did you learn how to cook?
01:02:59.000 Well, when I moved to England when I was 16, I lived by myself eventually.
01:03:03.000 Why did you do that?
01:03:04.000 Why did you move to England?
01:03:05.000 To race.
01:03:06.000 You were racing in England?
01:03:08.000 Yeah.
01:03:08.000 I left high school when I was 16 and moved to England and then I lived there for three years.
01:03:12.000 How do your parents handle that?
01:03:13.000 I think my mom cried a lot.
01:03:15.000 Yeah, I couldn't imagine.
01:03:19.000 But they also couldn't imagine me not having the opportunity, so they let me go.
01:03:23.000 And I left high school.
01:03:24.000 What kind of racing were you doing there?
01:03:26.000 The lowest level open wheel racing.
01:03:29.000 What's that mean?
01:03:29.000 Open wheel just means that the wheels are exposed, really.
01:03:31.000 Oh, okay.
01:03:32.000 Versus stock cars, which are NASCAR. So, open wheel, wheels open.
01:03:37.000 So there was no wings on the cars that I was driving over there at that point in time, so it was just, you know, no wing, open-wheel cars.
01:03:43.000 So I was just, you know, starting my career, really, because from go-karts, I didn't want to be a professional go-kart driver, so I was like, I'll just get into cars as soon as I can.
01:03:53.000 How'd this come up?
01:03:55.000 Well, I was 14, and I was at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, and I went into a suite, and there was some British dude in there, and so I started asking about cars, and again, we're at the racetrack, and this family that he works for has a team,
01:04:10.000 has a race team, and so I guess I asked all the right questions, and...
01:04:16.000 Two years later, when I was 16, they asked me and my dad to come back to Indy and meet with them and talk about going over to England to race.
01:04:22.000 And they said I could learn more in one year in England than five years in America.
01:04:26.000 And it was not true at all, but I did it anyway.
01:04:29.000 Of course it wasn't.
01:04:30.000 Fucking English people, you're crazy.
01:04:32.000 Pompous, no.
01:04:33.000 Just get the fuck out of here.
01:04:35.000 I might make people from England mad, but there's not many that I've liked.
01:04:40.000 Whoa!
01:04:40.000 I love English people.
01:04:42.000 I'm the opposite.
01:04:43.000 I think they're wonderful.
01:04:44.000 Maybe it was just my environment.
01:04:47.000 No one kept in touch after I left.
01:04:49.000 I lived there for three years and no one kept in touch with me at all.
01:04:53.000 Maybe you were too intense for English people.
01:04:56.000 Well, they also have like, this is where you are and this is where you stay.
01:05:00.000 There's rigid class structures there.
01:05:02.000 Oh, well, that ain't me.
01:05:03.000 Yeah, I have friends that moved to California from England and they're like, the people over here are so much more optimistic about the future.
01:05:12.000 Yeah, and open-minded, right?
01:05:13.000 Like, I mean, just like, bring you in and prove me wrong instead of like, prove to me why I gotta be your friend.
01:05:18.000 Yeah.
01:05:19.000 It's kind of a European mentality, a little bit more guarded.
01:05:22.000 Also, being a 16-year-old girl, living there by yourself, not knowing anybody, that had to be really weird.
01:05:29.000 I grew a lot.
01:05:30.000 So, I learned more there in one year than five years in America from a personal standpoint.
01:05:35.000 See, I went over there and I was very open.
01:05:40.000 I'm unguarded and would tell anyone anything.
01:05:44.000 How'd that work out for you?
01:05:45.000 It didn't work out very well.
01:05:46.000 I got hurt a lot.
01:05:48.000 I hated men after that.
01:05:51.000 Do you hate English accents now?
01:05:53.000 From men?
01:05:56.000 A little bit.
01:05:57.000 I do, a little bit.
01:05:58.000 Yeah, I'm a little scarred.
01:06:00.000 But anyway, I came home and my parents described me as very cold when I came home.
01:06:05.000 Very guarded, very cold.
01:06:06.000 Did you guys visit back and forth between the three years?
01:06:09.000 I would come home like twice a year and they would come over once or twice a year.
01:06:13.000 Oh, so it wasn't too bad.
01:06:16.000 But they said you were cold when you got back.
01:06:18.000 Yeah.
01:06:18.000 You became hard over there.
01:06:20.000 Yeah, fuck that.
01:06:22.000 I know.
01:06:23.000 Yeah.
01:06:24.000 One of the hardest things in life is figuring out who you really are.
01:06:27.000 Like, what you really enjoy, who you are as a person, what you stand for, instead of what cultures told you.
01:06:34.000 And what advice do you give someone that's trying to do that?
01:06:37.000 Like, I have a nephew.
01:06:37.000 He's a great kid, but he doesn't know what the fuck he wants to do.
01:06:40.000 He's trying to figure it out now.
01:06:42.000 I mean, the first quick couple of things that you can do to identify what it is that you're interested in and, you know, something that's true to you is, you know, just what do you do for your hobbies?
01:06:53.000 That's very insightful.
01:06:55.000 He likes to smoke weed and play video games.
01:06:57.000 There's a job for you.
01:06:59.000 I mean, isn't it legal here in California now?
01:07:02.000 Yes.
01:07:02.000 Well, sort of.
01:07:03.000 Sort of legal.
01:07:05.000 It's like some guru farmer.
01:07:07.000 And then also, this is like an odd one, but look at the pictures on your phone or look at the pictures that you post on social media maybe or something like that.
01:07:17.000 But whatever you take pictures is also kind of pretty insightful for what you're interested in.
01:07:22.000 Okay.
01:07:23.000 You're not taking pictures of stuff that you don't care about.
01:07:25.000 That's true.
01:07:26.000 It's your phone.
01:07:26.000 But what if you're all selfies?
01:07:28.000 What if all your pictures are like?
01:07:30.000 Well, then I think your ego is very loud.
01:07:35.000 Do you have any selfies on your phone?
01:07:36.000 God.
01:07:38.000 So the only reason why I... Selfies for me are so annoying.
01:07:48.000 Do you have a selfie stick?
01:07:49.000 No.
01:07:51.000 No, no, no, no.
01:07:52.000 But the only way I do them is if I am kind of promoting, right?
01:07:56.000 So for me, it's a matter of promoting a healthy lifestyle.
01:07:58.000 So maybe it's me in the gym, working out.
01:08:01.000 Maybe it's something like that where I can be like...
01:08:03.000 I don't know.
01:08:22.000 No.
01:08:23.000 No, it's you with somebody else.
01:08:45.000 That's just, I don't know, it's very ego-driven.
01:08:49.000 As a woman who is very ambitious and successful and powerful, what do you make of these social media stars now that just do that?
01:09:01.000 They just stick their butt out and take pictures and there's a lot of that.
01:09:06.000 It's a weird...
01:09:08.000 Sex sells.
01:09:08.000 Yeah.
01:09:09.000 It always will.
01:09:10.000 Yeah.
01:09:11.000 Um...
01:09:14.000 You probably deal with it more emotionally yourself, because it's a vicious circle where you want more, so you have to keep doing more.
01:09:21.000 Right.
01:09:21.000 You know what I mean?
01:09:22.000 You end up in a place where you don't know yourself anymore.
01:09:25.000 Because you're doing it to fulfill someone else's wants and desires more than yours.
01:09:30.000 Yeah, right?
01:09:31.000 Because you have to keep going to the next level, right?
01:09:33.000 You have to keep, you're like, oh, I wore this super cute leggings and a sports bra, and now I've got to wear a bodysuit, and now I'm wearing a thong, and holy crap, you know, like, look at me now, I'm...
01:09:44.000 What do you do?
01:09:46.000 Who are you?
01:09:48.000 It's oddly successful.
01:09:50.000 I've gone to some of them.
01:09:52.000 Their pages have like 17 million followers.
01:09:54.000 I'm like, whoa!
01:09:57.000 Of course then it begs the question, what is your definition of success then?
01:10:02.000 Yeah.
01:10:03.000 Because if you don't make money off 17 million followers, then what's the point?
01:10:07.000 I think they do, though.
01:10:08.000 They do, like, sponsored posts and stuff like that.
01:10:10.000 Okay.
01:10:10.000 I mean, I agree.
01:10:11.000 That's why, again, you have to go to the next level all the time to get more people.
01:10:15.000 Yeah.
01:10:16.000 It kind of feeds the egos, getting fed.
01:10:18.000 But as a woman who's an attractive woman who's also very ambitious, like, you could have just been one of those things, right?
01:10:27.000 Like, you, like...
01:10:29.000 When you see someone...
01:10:31.000 I mean, I don't think men look at it this way.
01:10:33.000 Because I don't think there's a lot of guys that look at guys who just do workout Instagrams or something like that.
01:10:40.000 And they get...
01:10:41.000 Look at this fucking guy.
01:10:42.000 How about use your brain, bro?
01:10:44.000 Where's the protein powder?
01:10:45.000 But as a woman who...
01:10:48.000 I mean, you're not falling back on your looks is what I'm trying to say.
01:10:50.000 It's like you have them, but that's just a part of you.
01:10:53.000 You're obviously hyper-ambitious on top of that.
01:10:56.000 When you see someone who's just...
01:10:58.000 Do you feel like they're wasting time or do you feel like that's just them?
01:11:02.000 I just feel like it's immaturity.
01:11:04.000 I mean, if that's your driving force is just your looks and, you know, but there are some that have some content, but, you know, and they can use it to drive a message.
01:11:14.000 I mean, there's some that I've noticed like that that really do have really positive messages, spreading positivity, spreading good things, but promoting good things.
01:11:23.000 But for those who aren't, then I just think it's a level of immaturity.
01:11:28.000 And it's going to come to, I think it will come to bite them eventually because it's, Where does the road lead to?
01:11:36.000 Yeah, it's a short-lived success.
01:11:37.000 Yeah.
01:11:38.000 Somebody said this once, it's a really great quote, that beauty is a short-lived tyranny.
01:11:47.000 Hmm.
01:11:48.000 Yeah.
01:11:48.000 You know, like...
01:11:50.000 Well, it kind of leads me to a little bit of one similar, like the...
01:11:54.000 I'm not going to get it right exactly, but it's the ego is impatient because it knows its time is limited, where the soul is patient because it knows it has forever.
01:12:03.000 Hmm.
01:12:04.000 Ooh.
01:12:04.000 We should have memes on a stripper's Instagram page.
01:12:07.000 It'd be perfect.
01:12:09.000 That's the kind of inspirational ones.
01:12:11.000 It's true.
01:12:11.000 The ego needs to be fed immediately.
01:12:12.000 The ego wants something now and it's not thinking about the long term.
01:12:16.000 It's true.
01:12:17.000 Soul decisions are perhaps unrealized for an amount of time, but the truth will always come through.
01:12:24.000 If you're not living it, you're going to have a transition.
01:12:28.000 Now, when you make, like, if you put, like, an Instagram post up of workouts and stuff like that, do you do that specifically because you're trying to motivate people?
01:12:36.000 Yeah.
01:12:36.000 Yeah.
01:12:37.000 Because it does for me.
01:12:38.000 I mean, when I see somebody hot working out and see a picture of them, I'm like, God, I better get to the gym.
01:12:43.000 Yeah.
01:12:43.000 I better get working out.
01:12:44.000 Oh, maybe put that chocolate down.
01:12:46.000 Yeah, I agree.
01:12:47.000 I think, I mean, people, especially people in my line of work, comedians, love to mock things along those lines, but I take inspiration off of a lot of people online.
01:12:56.000 Yeah.
01:12:57.000 And I, you know, my overall, like overall what I hope for people too is that with the book I wrote, I just, I really want people to find confidence in themselves and develop a healthier relationship with food and exercise.
01:13:12.000 And I think most people think of food as a punishment, right?
01:13:15.000 They're like, oh my God, I'll just eat this terrible vegetable.
01:13:18.000 Or they're like, I have to work out.
01:13:20.000 This sucks.
01:13:20.000 Working out can be fun.
01:13:22.000 Working out can make you feel good.
01:13:23.000 Food can also make you feel good.
01:13:25.000 Food is medicine.
01:13:26.000 Food will make you not only feel good, but be good and look better.
01:13:31.000 So, you know, I really hope that in all of my motivation, it drives people into a direction where they feel good about it all and there's more positivity around it.
01:13:43.000 Don't you feel like there's so much negativity around eating healthy and working out?
01:13:47.000 There's so many people that just hate it.
01:13:49.000 There's quite a bit of that, but I think there's a lot of positivity around it, too.
01:13:52.000 I think that people are recognizing more and more today the benefits of eating healthy in terms of psychological benefits.
01:14:02.000 Your mind works better, physical benefits.
01:14:05.000 You feel better about your choices.
01:14:06.000 You feel better about your momentum in life.
01:14:09.000 Like, hey, I'm on the right path.
01:14:10.000 I'm eating healthy.
01:14:11.000 I'm taking supplements.
01:14:12.000 I'm working out on a regular basis.
01:14:14.000 My body...
01:14:16.000 I've got more energy.
01:14:17.000 It's tuned in better.
01:14:19.000 I mean, I remember when I cut out dairy and gluten years ago, and my energy level finally was up and consistent, where before it'd be like the random day where you're like, man, why am I so exhausted today?
01:14:30.000 I'm just so tired.
01:14:32.000 I didn't have any of those days anymore.
01:14:35.000 Yeah, when people eat a lot of refined carbohydrates and then shift to a diet that has none of that stuff in it, it's stunning.
01:14:44.000 Yeah.
01:14:44.000 The effect that it has on your midday.
01:14:46.000 I always tell people, like, do you need a nap in the middle of the day?
01:14:49.000 If you're one of those people, just try.
01:14:51.000 Cut out your sugar, cut out your refined carbohydrates, and then watch what happens.
01:14:56.000 Yeah.
01:14:56.000 You will have so much more energy during the day.
01:14:58.000 Not a napper, that's for sure.
01:15:00.000 Yeah.
01:15:00.000 I mean, maybe I like coffee, but...
01:15:02.000 Are you one of those four hours of sleep a night people?
01:15:04.000 Actually, I can.
01:15:05.000 I don't need a lot.
01:15:06.000 I wake up with the sunlight, too, so I'm one of those people.
01:15:09.000 And I wake up in the morning, and I see the light going, and I'm like...
01:15:12.000 It's morning?
01:15:12.000 Is it morning?
01:15:13.000 I'm so excited if it's morning, I'm ready.
01:15:15.000 I love the morning, and I'm very chatty, and I'm very up and ready to go.
01:15:20.000 Are you awake?
01:15:21.000 Wake up!
01:15:22.000 Are you awake?
01:15:23.000 Do you want to make coffee?
01:15:24.000 I'll make coffee.
01:15:25.000 Do you want breakfast?
01:15:25.000 Come on!
01:15:26.000 I want to go running!
01:15:26.000 Let's go running!
01:15:27.000 That's me.
01:15:28.000 I'm really annoyingly up and ready to go and happy in the morning.
01:15:32.000 I love the morning.
01:15:33.000 How are you at night though?
01:15:35.000 Sleepy.
01:15:36.000 I'm okay.
01:15:37.000 I'm okay.
01:15:38.000 But once I get horizontal at night, it's over.
01:15:41.000 Like, I'm falling asleep.
01:15:42.000 You have no insomnia?
01:15:44.000 No.
01:15:45.000 No.
01:15:46.000 Yeah, I don't think so.
01:15:47.000 No.
01:15:47.000 I have before.
01:15:48.000 It's awful.
01:15:50.000 Yeah, that sucks.
01:15:51.000 That's not good.
01:15:52.000 But I don't have it.
01:15:53.000 No, no, no.
01:15:55.000 But once I lay down at night, I'm tired.
01:15:57.000 Now, what kind of diet do you follow?
01:15:58.000 Do you have a specific...
01:15:59.000 You said no gluten and cut out dairy.
01:16:02.000 And then a couple of years ago, I did an IVF treatment to freeze my eggs because I'm getting older and I drive race cars and I can't do any of that stuff.
01:16:14.000 So I was like, look, I'm going for the insurance policy here.
01:16:17.000 How do they get those out of there?
01:16:21.000 Okay, so you really want to know?
01:16:22.000 Yeah, it's a weird method, right?
01:16:24.000 Alright, so you have a ton of shots for like a month.
01:16:27.000 A ton of shots.
01:16:28.000 A ton of shots.
01:16:29.000 Every day you stick them in your stomach and you have a ton of shots.
01:16:32.000 And so they drop your estrogen down to nothing and then they ramp it up.
01:16:36.000 And then it multiplies the follicles.
01:16:39.000 Like, the follicles are what grows the egg.
01:16:42.000 So you go in after a while and you start getting ultrasounds to see how many follicles are growing on each side.
01:16:47.000 So, anyway, it was good for me.
01:16:51.000 But that many grows.
01:16:53.000 And they want them each to get to, like, one by...
01:16:55.000 Basically, almost an inch by an inch, each of them.
01:16:58.000 And, I mean, I had, like...
01:17:00.000 I mean, this is a lot of information, but, you know...
01:17:03.000 20 to 30 on each side.
01:17:04.000 That's a shitload of real estate in my body.
01:17:07.000 It got very uncomfortable.
01:17:09.000 20 to 30 inches on each side.
01:17:11.000 Each one's an inch.
01:17:12.000 So did people think you were pregnant?
01:17:14.000 Yeah, you do.
01:17:15.000 You look like three months.
01:17:16.000 I mean, it was huge.
01:17:17.000 I was so uncomfortable.
01:17:19.000 And you feeling all the mags in there?
01:17:20.000 Yeah, it's horrible.
01:17:21.000 What are you naming them?
01:17:22.000 This is Cindy.
01:17:23.000 This is Bobby.
01:17:24.000 You're number seven.
01:17:25.000 This is Mike.
01:17:27.000 I come from a long line of girls, so I'm pretty sure they're all girls.
01:17:32.000 So I did that, and you do this trigger drug thing, and then, you know, 36 hours on the minute you go in and you retrieve it, and what they do is you get wheeled in.
01:17:42.000 The room is super, like, humid and warm.
01:17:46.000 Like a jungle.
01:17:46.000 Yeah, like a jungle.
01:17:48.000 And so animal, wild things in there.
01:17:51.000 So they put you in like ski boots to get you up and ready.
01:18:00.000 And then some chick was like, all right, I'm going to give you a little something relaxing.
01:18:05.000 I'm like, girl, you don't have to tell me, just do it.
01:18:06.000 Like that was what I told her and I was asleep.
01:18:09.000 And they go in with a needle and retrieve every one of them.
01:18:14.000 One by one.
01:18:15.000 With a needle?
01:18:16.000 I think, yeah.
01:18:18.000 They go in and puncture in through it and retrieve the...
01:18:23.000 How many eggs did you get sucked out of there?
01:18:26.000 24. Wow.
01:18:27.000 So you have a potential of 24 children.
01:18:29.000 19 were mature.
01:18:30.000 Oh, okay.
01:18:31.000 So 19 potential people.
01:18:33.000 Yep.
01:18:33.000 How many think you're going to make?
01:18:35.000 Not that many.
01:18:36.000 Have you thought about it?
01:18:37.000 No.
01:18:39.000 No.
01:18:39.000 They say you need 20 to guarantee one, so we're pretty much guaranteed one.
01:18:44.000 Wow.
01:18:45.000 But this is an insurance policy.
01:18:47.000 It doesn't mean I can try a different way if I want to.
01:18:50.000 But anyway, back to the point.
01:18:53.000 We just got way off track here, but this is part of the story as to why I decided to change my diet and my workout and why I ended up writing a book was because I gained like four pounds.
01:19:04.000 I know there's people who are like, well, who cares four pounds?
01:19:07.000 On my frame, five foot, who I'm small, little, and for any girl out there, you know your jeans only fit when you're exactly the size that you are, and then you gain a couple pounds and they don't anymore.
01:19:17.000 I was just uncomfortable.
01:19:19.000 I just gained some weight.
01:19:21.000 Four pounds of eggs, too.
01:19:23.000 That's a lot.
01:19:24.000 Well, it was legit.
01:19:25.000 I just gained some weight because of the hormones.
01:19:27.000 So it instantly also gave me some...
01:19:30.000 Sympathy for people out there with, whether it's dudes and testosterone or women with pregnancy or, you know, menopause or whatever it is that changes their hormones.
01:19:41.000 And sometimes you just gain weight.
01:19:42.000 I'm like, oh my God, this is real.
01:19:45.000 This isn't just some excuse for getting older and being lax about your diet or your exercise.
01:19:50.000 It really happens.
01:19:51.000 And so, anyway, so I decided to eat paleo for like a week, really.
01:19:56.000 I was going to do it for a week.
01:19:58.000 And I did it and I never stopped.
01:20:00.000 So that was two years ago.
01:20:01.000 And then I also started doing two-a-day workouts because I wanted to change it up and sort of kick things up a notch.
01:20:08.000 But I also realized that I was out taking my dogs for walks and I was like, well, if I'm walking them, I might as well run and do a workout too.
01:20:14.000 So, you know, instead of a mile and a half of walking around the property, I would go for three.
01:20:20.000 So when you say you do two-a-days, like how do you break it up?
01:20:24.000 They're usually a little shorter, like I would say somewhere between 20 to 40 minutes each.
01:20:30.000 And one of them will be, I do upper body, lower body, and an ab day.
01:20:35.000 And I just rotate through those, really.
01:20:38.000 I keep rotating through those because, look, if I do it right, I'm so sore I can't do upper body again for a few days.
01:20:45.000 So I just rotate through those and then I supplement in if I have time.
01:20:48.000 I do intervolt.
01:20:50.000 Where I'll sprint for 30 seconds, walk for 30 seconds, sprint for 30 seconds, and I'll do that for 20 minutes.
01:20:55.000 And do you have someone train you, or do you do everything yourself?
01:20:58.000 No, I do everything myself.
01:20:59.000 I love writing workouts.
01:21:02.000 I think it's the artistic side of me.
01:21:03.000 I like the balance and the flow of creating something that has fluidity and makes sense, and there's good transitions through movements.
01:21:12.000 I mean, I see your big Rogue Gym going in, so I'd be happy to program for you if you want me to.
01:21:17.000 Program for me.
01:21:18.000 Do it.
01:21:18.000 CrossFit-style workouts.
01:21:20.000 Well, I do a lot.
01:21:21.000 Like I said, I don't do CrossFit, but most of the stuff I do is kettlebells, deadlifts, things along those lines.
01:21:27.000 I do that stuff, too.
01:21:27.000 A lot of chin-ups.
01:21:28.000 Yeah.
01:21:29.000 Too many.
01:21:29.000 I got what's called a golfer's elbow.
01:21:33.000 Tell me about it.
01:21:33.000 My right elbow is feeling so sore for like three days.
01:21:36.000 Is it right on?
01:21:37.000 Yeah.
01:21:37.000 It's right inside.
01:21:39.000 It's like right here.
01:21:40.000 It just...
01:21:41.000 It's sore.
01:21:41.000 I've got to give a shout out to Kelly Starrett.
01:21:43.000 He hooked me up with this crazy protocol for healing up my tendonitis.
01:21:47.000 And?
01:21:48.000 What is it?
01:21:48.000 Is it legal?
01:21:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:21:51.000 Do you know who he is?
01:21:54.000 The guy who wrote that book, Becoming a Supple Leopard.
01:21:57.000 He's a real wizard when it comes to exercise physiology and understanding the body.
01:22:03.000 His book's amazing.
01:22:04.000 It's all about new and improved modalities.
01:22:06.000 Yeah.
01:22:07.000 He gave me a bunch of different things, but also a tool to scrape the area, which is going to be pretty intense.
01:22:11.000 Oh, is it like a blade, like a metal?
01:22:13.000 Okay, I've had that done before.
01:22:16.000 Scraping?
01:22:16.000 Topical CBD oil, which is really good.
01:22:20.000 Oh, is that legal?
01:22:20.000 Yes.
01:22:21.000 CBD is illegal across the board.
01:22:23.000 Non-psychoactive.
01:22:24.000 But the FDA is trying to stop that.
01:22:27.000 Of course, follow the money.
01:22:28.000 Yeah, those creeps.
01:22:29.000 Follow the money.
01:22:30.000 It's a good explanation for just about everything.
01:22:32.000 Yeah.
01:22:32.000 They're trying to put it in the same classification as heroin.
01:22:35.000 It's hilarious.
01:22:35.000 What?
01:22:35.000 Yeah.
01:22:36.000 It's so stupid.
01:22:37.000 It's just 100% pharmaceutical drug companies.
01:22:39.000 I mean, it's just man-made institutions of decision making.
01:22:41.000 Yep.
01:22:42.000 Well, it's just creepy people with money that don't want to lose money to CBD oil because it's so much better for you and healthy and natural and does the exact same thing.
01:22:50.000 Imagine how much the drug companies would lose.
01:22:52.000 Yeah.
01:22:53.000 Or gain if they start selling it, you fucks.
01:22:57.000 They want to monopolize it.
01:22:58.000 That's the problem.
01:22:59.000 They want patents.
01:23:00.000 They want to be able to patent things, you know?
01:23:03.000 But that's, like we were talking about before, about the things that are in the Amazon.
01:23:07.000 I mean, there's so many different plants that can deal with so many different ailments that people have.
01:23:13.000 Mm-hmm.
01:23:15.000 Like ayahuasca?
01:23:16.000 Yeah, that's one of them.
01:23:17.000 Sure.
01:23:18.000 Have you done it?
01:23:18.000 I haven't, but it's kind of interesting.
01:23:20.000 Yeah?
01:23:21.000 Have you done any psychedelics?
01:23:22.000 No.
01:23:22.000 Nothing?
01:23:22.000 I've never done drugs, ever.
01:23:24.000 No drugs?
01:23:24.000 No pot?
01:23:25.000 Ever.
01:23:25.000 Never.
01:23:26.000 Nothing.
01:23:26.000 Are you scared?
01:23:27.000 No, my dad scared the living daylights out of me when I was a kid, and he told me that if I ever...
01:23:32.000 He's like, you get tested for drugs and you fail, you won't ever be a race car driver.
01:23:36.000 He told me that about drinking and driving, too.
01:23:37.000 If you lose your license, you won't be able to race.
01:23:40.000 And then, you know, what are you going to be when you grow up then?
01:23:43.000 You know, he threatened me with...
01:23:44.000 Oh, dad.
01:23:45.000 Remedial jobs.
01:23:47.000 Jesus.
01:23:48.000 Yeah, so he scared the living daylights out of me.
01:23:50.000 Truth be told, you can lose your license, still race.
01:23:53.000 Also, truth be told, I didn't get drug tested until way later.
01:23:57.000 Meanwhile, you're running a drug farm.
01:24:01.000 Oh, what?
01:24:02.000 You sell wine.
01:24:03.000 You're running a drug farm.
01:24:04.000 Well, kind of, I guess.
01:24:05.000 That's a drug farm, lady.
01:24:06.000 It's legal.
01:24:07.000 It's a 100% drug farm.
01:24:09.000 It's wonderful, delicious tasting drugs.
01:24:12.000 It sure is.
01:24:13.000 You get fucked up on wine.
01:24:15.000 Yeah.
01:24:16.000 What is that?
01:24:16.000 That's drugs.
01:24:17.000 And addicted to drinking alcoholism, right?
01:24:19.000 100%, sure.
01:24:20.000 I mean, there's a lot of other things that you can do that are altering that aren't addictive, right?
01:24:25.000 You're running a plant-based drug farm, 100%.
01:24:27.000 Cash crops.
01:24:28.000 Yeah, that's what you're doing.
01:24:29.000 You're a drug dealer.
01:24:31.000 Well, let's just go all the way.
01:24:32.000 Well, if I was going to do something, what would be the first thing I would do?
01:24:35.000 Pot, for sure.
01:24:37.000 Nice and light, real slow, don't take much.
01:24:39.000 What does that mean, don't take much?
01:24:41.000 Just take a little bit.
01:24:42.000 You don't want to freak out.
01:24:43.000 One of the major problems that people have when they first start smoking pot, they'll take like two or three hits.
01:24:47.000 You can take one, one like, that's it, put it down.
01:24:51.000 Right, Jamie?
01:24:52.000 Yeah, Jamie will tell you.
01:24:54.000 Okay.
01:24:54.000 Little hit, walk away.
01:24:55.000 Yeah, don't fuck with edibles.
01:24:57.000 Leave those alone.
01:24:58.000 Those, you need to build up to those things.
01:25:00.000 Those are a completely different experience.
01:25:04.000 Experienced users?
01:25:05.000 Well, it's not just that.
01:25:06.000 Even experienced users, they don't recognize the fact that it's a completely different psychoactive ingredient.
01:25:11.000 Yeah.
01:25:12.000 When THC... It's not THC? No.
01:25:15.000 When it's processed by your liver, it produces 11-hydroxy metabolite, which is four to five times more psychoactive than THC. It's way more potent.
01:25:23.000 Whoa.
01:25:24.000 Yeah, which is why people freak out when they eat edibles, and they just don't...
01:25:27.000 Don't eat the whole brownie.
01:25:29.000 No!
01:25:30.000 Just a couple crumbs, and then don't even think about having any more for at least two hours.
01:25:35.000 Let it settle in.
01:25:36.000 Give yourself time.
01:25:37.000 Don't freak out after 15, 20 minutes and be like, it's not working.
01:25:40.000 Right, don't do that.
01:25:41.000 That's the worst thing.
01:25:42.000 That's kind of what I do sometimes when I'm drinking.
01:25:43.000 I'm like, man, this is my third drink.
01:25:45.000 It just doesn't seem to be working.
01:25:47.000 And then I hit it harder, and then I don't remember anything.
01:25:49.000 Then you hit the wall.
01:25:50.000 And I brown out or black out, whatever.
01:25:51.000 Yeah, drugs.
01:25:52.000 We do drugs.
01:25:53.000 Yeah, actually, one of the first times I heard one of your podcasts, I think it was about DMT. Yeah.
01:25:59.000 That's the mother load.
01:26:01.000 DMT is the psychoactive ingredient that's in ayahuasca.
01:26:04.000 Right.
01:26:05.000 And it's the most potent psychedelic.
01:26:06.000 Seems like a cleaner way to do it as opposed to ayahuasca where you throw up and shit yourself.
01:26:12.000 Yeah.
01:26:13.000 It's definitely probably...
01:26:15.000 It's also quicker.
01:26:16.000 Yeah.
01:26:16.000 You know, like the worst, the longest it's going to take is like 15 or 20 minutes.
01:26:20.000 But there's some places that are doing it now where they're doing it intravenously.
01:26:25.000 So those trips are apparently, that was how they did it in, there's a book called DMT the Spirit Molecule by this guy, Dr. Rick Strassman, who did all these studies out of the University of New Mexico.
01:26:37.000 And they were the first FDA approved clinical studies.
01:26:42.000 You did it with a group of people?
01:26:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:26:44.000 I think I saw something about that.
01:26:45.000 It was amazing.
01:26:46.000 They were in a hospital, and they did it intravenously.
01:26:48.000 Yeah, and they were gonzo for like 40 minutes, like, boom, off into the other dimension.
01:26:56.000 I was going to say, so, other dimension, right?
01:26:58.000 The dream state?
01:26:59.000 Do you think it's like a dream state?
01:27:01.000 It's very similar because they believe that your brain during heavy REM sleep also produces DMT. Because we all have it.
01:27:09.000 We all have DMT. Everybody has it.
01:27:11.000 It's naturally occurring in everyone.
01:27:13.000 Yes.
01:27:13.000 It's produced by your liver, your lungs, and now they know it's also produced at least in rats by your pineal gland, which is literally your third eye.
01:27:24.000 It's actually in certain reptiles.
01:27:26.000 It actually has a retina and a lens.
01:27:28.000 Shut up.
01:27:29.000 Yeah, it is an eye.
01:27:31.000 I'm always trying to decalcify my pineal gland.
01:27:34.000 Is that real?
01:27:35.000 I don't know.
01:27:36.000 You get that from them crystal people in Sedona?
01:27:37.000 Hell yeah, I do.
01:27:39.000 Yeah, they say it's like fluoride.
01:27:41.000 Fluorids calcifying your pineal gland, man.
01:27:44.000 I did watch a cool thing.
01:27:46.000 How's it getting in there?
01:27:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:27:48.000 How's it getting through my mouth?
01:27:49.000 Are you sure?
01:27:51.000 Well, yeah, it goes in everything.
01:27:52.000 You are what you eat.
01:27:53.000 Yeah, sort of.
01:27:55.000 But are you what you drink?
01:27:57.000 That too.
01:27:57.000 Are you wine?
01:27:59.000 Yes.
01:28:00.000 Yes, I get better with age.
01:28:02.000 Duh.
01:28:04.000 I don't know if your pineal gland actually gets calcified by fluoride in drinking water.
01:28:10.000 That sounds like some hippie horse shit.
01:28:12.000 It does sound hippie horse shit.
01:28:13.000 I'd like to see some scientific proof.
01:28:15.000 But hey, man, with all the hippie shit, there's not a lot of scientific proof with it.
01:28:19.000 No, no, there's not.
01:28:20.000 It's a sense of knowing.
01:28:21.000 That's what it comes down to, is a sense of knowing.
01:28:24.000 Like, do you really feel like this is making sense to you?
01:28:27.000 Does it register?
01:28:29.000 Are you like, I don't know why I believe this, but I just do.
01:28:31.000 I don't even know where it came from.
01:28:33.000 Yeah, I don't know about that.
01:28:35.000 I'd rather trust scientists.
01:28:37.000 I like science, too.
01:28:38.000 My sister and I went and saw Neil deGrasse Tyson in Indianapolis over the winter, over Christmas.
01:28:42.000 Oh, what did he do?
01:28:43.000 He had, like, one of those StarTalk radio things?
01:28:45.000 It was called the, uh, an astrophysicist reads the newspaper.
01:28:49.000 Oh.
01:28:50.000 Yeah.
01:28:50.000 So he, like, pulled, you know, articles and, you know, just laughed about them, basically.
01:28:55.000 Oh, that's cool.
01:28:56.000 Pluto came up because he was part of the group that sort of said that Pluto wasn't a planet.
01:29:01.000 Yes.
01:29:02.000 Yeah, people got very upset with him.
01:29:03.000 He also loved to point out how there'd be something crazy, and he'd be like, let me point out, this is in the science section of the newspaper, like, as if, like, how did this make it to the science section?
01:29:17.000 Right.
01:29:19.000 He's gonna come on here sometime in February, and they're going to, he's gonna talk to a guy who believes the Earth is flat.
01:29:27.000 Oh, that guy.
01:29:28.000 He made fun of that guy, too.
01:29:29.000 Yeah.
01:29:29.000 He's like, let me show you a reflection of what it looks like if the Earth was flat.
01:29:33.000 You know, of course, it's a shadow of a flat line.
01:29:36.000 It's like, of course, that's not true.
01:29:37.000 Well, of course, it's not true.
01:29:38.000 But there's a lot of young people out there today that believe the Earth is flat.
01:29:42.000 Do you believe the Earth is flat?
01:29:43.000 No, I most certainly do not.
01:29:45.000 But I think it's...
01:29:46.000 Why do...
01:29:46.000 I mean, do they not think we actually go into outer space and are on...
01:29:50.000 No, they think that that's fake, too.
01:29:52.000 But I think it's just a matter of...
01:29:53.000 Do you think we landed on the moon?
01:29:55.000 If there is anything that I think is one of the more attractive conspiracy theories, it's the moon landing one.
01:30:03.000 Because the only time they did it was between 1969 and 1972. They did seven missions.
01:30:08.000 Six were successful.
01:30:10.000 And that's the only time in human history that people have been more than...
01:30:14.000 I think 400 miles above the Earth's surface.
01:30:19.000 Everything else, all the space shuttle missions, all of the space station missions, all that stuff is inside of 400 miles.
01:30:27.000 The moon is like 260,000 miles there and back, and they've never even sent a chicken into space and had it come back alive.
01:30:35.000 They never sent anything into space other than people.
01:30:38.000 Like, into deep space.
01:30:40.000 Past the Van Allen radiation belt.
01:30:42.000 Past the magnetosphere.
01:30:43.000 I think most likely, we went.
01:30:45.000 But if there's ever a conspiracy theory that's attractive to me, it's that one.
01:30:50.000 Because I just think it would be fascinating if during the Nixon administration they really did fake it.
01:30:57.000 And there's a lot of weirdness to it.
01:31:00.000 Why would they fake it?
01:31:01.000 Well, first of all, to show military superiority to the Russians.
01:31:05.000 And again, I'm not saying...
01:31:06.000 And I used to believe they did fake it.
01:31:08.000 I was heavily on the side that they faked it.
01:31:10.000 But then I realized, I don't know jack shit about astrophysics.
01:31:15.000 I don't know jack shit about rocket travel.
01:31:18.000 I mean, I'm just talking out of my ass.
01:31:20.000 So, like, me saying that they didn't go was literally an ignorant perspective.
01:31:25.000 Just a guess.
01:31:26.000 Well, it's just...
01:31:26.000 Being attracted to conspiracy theories.
01:31:29.000 Yeah, which is fun.
01:31:30.000 The problem is that conspiracy theories are really fun.
01:31:35.000 Bigfoot's really fun.
01:31:37.000 UFOs are really fun.
01:31:38.000 All that stuff is really fun.
01:31:39.000 You have to sift through a lot of stuff to get to the core because there's arguments on both sides.
01:32:02.000 Do you believe in aliens?
01:32:06.000 Yes.
01:32:07.000 I think it's more than likely that there's something out there.
01:32:11.000 I mean, to feel like that we're the only thing in the universe is a little ridiculous.
01:32:16.000 It seems stupid.
01:32:17.000 It seems pretty ignorant and arrogant.
01:32:19.000 Yeah.
01:32:20.000 But I don't think that it's what we think it is.
01:32:23.000 I think it's most likely far beyond the places that we can currently travel to.
01:32:31.000 And I think that by the time they get to...
01:32:35.000 High level of sophistication, they're most likely not even organic anymore.
01:32:39.000 And I think that that's the future of the human race.
01:32:42.000 Levels of consciousness?
01:32:43.000 Well, I think maybe that, but I also think there's a real problem with the possibility of artificial intelligence.
01:32:48.000 I think human beings are about to create life.
01:32:52.000 Whether we recognize it as life or not, what artificial life is going to be is life.
01:32:57.000 Artificial intelligence is going to have the ability to change itself, multiply what Human beings have been able to do in terms of technological innovation by a rate of something insane like in two years they'll be able to do 10,000 years of innovation in terms of like what we're capable of doing.
01:33:19.000 So I think that what we're looking at now is the last days of biological life.
01:33:25.000 I think 100 years from now, 500 years from now, whatever it is, there won't be biological humans anymore.
01:33:32.000 I think this will be an archaic, outdated...
01:33:35.000 The world will change as we know it.
01:33:37.000 Yeah.
01:33:37.000 I mean, you know, I don't believe in everything the Bible says, but, you know...
01:33:42.000 Was that in the Bible?
01:33:43.000 Well, the apocalypse.
01:33:45.000 The world will change as we know it.
01:33:46.000 I think the apocalypse is local.
01:33:47.000 The world will end as we know it, right?
01:33:49.000 But I think the apocalypse, like the stuff in the Bible, that's all local.
01:33:52.000 Like, if you lived where Hurricane Katrina hit, you would think the apocalypse was there, right?
01:33:57.000 If you were in, you know, anywhere where something really fucking crazy happened and you didn't have any contact with the outside world, no cell phones, no radio, no TV, it didn't exist, right?
01:34:08.000 True, if you were isolated.
01:34:10.000 Yeah, I think that's what all of our notions of the apocalypse are.
01:34:13.000 They're periodic natural disasters that are unbelievably devastating.
01:34:17.000 Like, they've proven that the entire human race was down to a few thousand people because of a supervolcano around 70,000 years ago.
01:34:28.000 So, I think there's been a series of those events throughout history where the human race is brought down to an almost unmanageable level and then we repopulated.
01:34:38.000 And I think that that's probably the origins of the apocalypse.
01:34:42.000 Or asteroid impacts, which are very common.
01:34:45.000 They've happened all throughout history.
01:34:46.000 Do you think that AI is gonna just eliminate biological humans?
01:34:50.000 I think it's entirely possible that we're going to give into it, too.
01:34:53.000 That we're going to take it, we're going to, first of all, become symbiotic.
01:34:56.000 We're going to take something and put it inside of us.
01:34:59.000 It's going to enhance us, whether it's our ability to communicate, whether it's our ability to see.
01:35:04.000 We're going to start implanting chips into ourselves.
01:35:08.000 And then they're going to have improved body parts.
01:35:10.000 Like, say if you break your arm and they're like, look, Danica, we can fix your arm.
01:35:13.000 But it's going to take a year.
01:35:15.000 You have, you know, 17 broken bones or we can replace it with an arm that works better and it'll feel just like a regular arm.
01:35:24.000 And I'm going to bring in Mike and Mike has a fake arm and he's going to show you how it works.
01:35:27.000 And Mike's going to come in.
01:35:28.000 I'm so much happier with my arm than I was with my real arm.
01:35:32.000 It's the new drug pushers.
01:35:34.000 They're like, no, this lookout works.
01:35:35.000 It's a free vacation if you do this.
01:35:39.000 I heard some YouTube video of someone who channels other...
01:35:46.000 Oh, one of those assholes.
01:35:48.000 I think it was channeling the Palladians.
01:35:50.000 Oh, yeah.
01:35:51.000 Probably totally legit.
01:35:52.000 Yeah, and she was talking about how as a human race we have to be careful we don't alter ourselves too much because then we won't exist as a human race because we won't be able to procreate.
01:36:03.000 And that is what keeps our race alive.
01:36:06.000 That's probably true.
01:36:07.000 I mean, if you think about where we're going to go, but also, doesn't it have to keep evolving?
01:36:13.000 I mean, if we got back, look, you think like monkeys, when they were living in trees, throwing shit at each other.
01:36:19.000 We're different than that now.
01:36:20.000 We've got to be chill, otherwise we're going to stop being monkeys.
01:36:22.000 We won't be able to throw shit at each other.
01:36:26.000 Dodge Jaguars.
01:36:26.000 And eat bananas all day.
01:36:27.000 Yeah, I mean, I think people are afraid of change.
01:36:30.000 Totally.
01:36:30.000 And I think the human race is afraid of change too, but we're by no means perfect.
01:36:33.000 That's why most people don't do things, right?
01:36:35.000 Everyone's afraid of change.
01:36:36.000 Right.
01:36:37.000 Taking a chance.
01:36:38.000 Right.
01:36:38.000 Having it be different.
01:36:39.000 Yeah.
01:36:39.000 Maybe it's worse.
01:36:41.000 Well, Dick, maybe it's better.
01:36:42.000 Yeah.
01:36:43.000 Well, that's like the hallmark of your whole life.
01:36:45.000 Look at you.
01:36:45.000 100%.
01:36:46.000 Fucking chance taker.
01:36:46.000 I'm not afraid of change.
01:36:48.000 Yeah.
01:36:48.000 I'm not.
01:36:49.000 Okay, so you get to roll an arm.
01:36:50.000 I have a moment.
01:36:51.000 I'll take the arm.
01:36:52.000 I have a moment of fear of like, oh shit.
01:36:57.000 And then there's the next moment is, well, maybe it's better than I could ever expect.
01:37:01.000 What if they give you two options?
01:37:03.000 They give you one robot arm that you never have to work out.
01:37:06.000 It'll always be strong.
01:37:08.000 You can get that one, or you can get one that you constantly have to work out.
01:37:13.000 I'd probably take the robot arm.
01:37:16.000 But which robot arm?
01:37:17.000 Would you take the one that you constantly have to work out?
01:37:19.000 No.
01:37:19.000 Or would you take the one that's just perfect?
01:37:21.000 Yeah, I'd probably take the perfect one.
01:37:22.000 You'd never have to exercise.
01:37:23.000 Just BAM! Just jacked all the time.
01:37:26.000 Yep.
01:37:27.000 If I wanted, I mean, working out, if I still needed to do that for the feel-good endorphin hormone sort of state, then I'd still do that.
01:37:36.000 No, you have a little pump right here by your brain.
01:37:37.000 That's it.
01:37:38.000 And you get that little endorphin rush.
01:37:40.000 Well, and I would go do a lot more stuff like walking around in nature.
01:37:45.000 That's a good answer.
01:37:47.000 Because that's, I mean, I really find enjoyment out of that.
01:37:50.000 I mean, I find enjoyment out of the intensity level of things and the confidence that I get or the, you know, being able to shift my mindset to this sort of like all-go, all-in mindset.
01:38:03.000 Not no pain, no gain.
01:38:04.000 That's so cheesy.
01:38:05.000 But, like, I can endure.
01:38:07.000 And the confidence that comes from enduring and pushing through, I enjoy that.
01:38:10.000 I enjoy that development of my mind and my discipline and my confidence.
01:38:15.000 I do.
01:38:17.000 But I'm probably just shifting more into enjoying, you know, things that are a little more peaceful, too.
01:38:23.000 So...
01:38:24.000 Shifting more into enjoying nature.
01:38:25.000 Yeah.
01:38:26.000 But that would be the most fucked up thing if you didn't enjoy nature anymore.
01:38:30.000 If they started replacing body parts and you didn't give a shit about the forest.
01:38:33.000 Oh, that would be sad.
01:38:35.000 Yeah.
01:38:35.000 That would be sad.
01:38:36.000 I wouldn't take that body part then.
01:38:38.000 Until it's too late.
01:38:40.000 I don't know until they replace it.
01:38:42.000 I'm probably going to be dead before all this is real.
01:38:44.000 That's what I think those aliens are.
01:38:46.000 When people see aliens, those gray aliens.
01:38:48.000 The grays.
01:38:48.000 The big eyes and shit.
01:38:49.000 I think that's just what we're going to become.
01:38:52.000 That's what I think.
01:38:53.000 I've been thinking that a lot.
01:38:54.000 I think it's natural.
01:38:55.000 If you look at what a monkey is, and then if we were at some point in time, like some ancient hominid, like Australopithecus or whatever, Cro-Magnon man, and then we moved on to become Homo sapien...
01:39:08.000 If we keep going in that direction, this is what we're going to look like.
01:39:11.000 We're going to look like little skinny things with big heads.
01:39:14.000 Lollipops.
01:39:14.000 Yeah.
01:39:15.000 That's what I look like when I have my helmet on.
01:39:17.000 When I'm in my race suit.
01:39:18.000 You do, you look like an alien.
01:39:20.000 That's a good point, right?
01:39:21.000 Because I'm so small.
01:39:22.000 Because you have a regular sized helmet.
01:39:23.000 That's right.
01:39:24.000 Yeah.
01:39:25.000 I didn't even think of that.
01:39:26.000 Your helmet is like, that would be like a big guy wearing an enormous helmet.
01:39:31.000 Yeah.
01:39:31.000 That would be crazy.
01:39:32.000 Yeah.
01:39:33.000 Do you have a strong neck?
01:39:34.000 You must have a wicked neck.
01:39:35.000 I do.
01:39:36.000 Do you do exercises with it?
01:39:37.000 I don't need to.
01:39:38.000 You know, just carrying the helmet around all the time?
01:39:42.000 It's probably that and just looking up to my nine-foot target for wall balls and like, God, my neck hurts.
01:39:48.000 Yeah.
01:39:50.000 Nah, you're not out of the car that long.
01:39:52.000 It might hurt a little bit when I get back in an IndyCar again, because the G-forces are higher, but you also lean your head against the headrest.
01:39:59.000 Usually the only thing that would make my neck hurt a little bit is road courses at the beginning of IndyCar season.
01:40:05.000 What is it like?
01:40:06.000 Because acceleration and deceleration, there's nothing to hold you from like...
01:40:09.000 Your head going forward.
01:40:11.000 I mean, there is, but not to the level that you would drive that way.
01:40:14.000 There's just a device that is in case you're in an accident, but it still moves.
01:40:18.000 So, you know, holding your neck forward and backwards is a lot more sore than side to side just because you have a headrest.
01:40:25.000 So when you get out of a long race, is your whole body tired?
01:40:29.000 Yeah.
01:40:29.000 I mean, in stock cars, it's really a lot about dehydration.
01:40:35.000 Dehydration?
01:40:35.000 Yeah, I mean, the car's like 130, 140 degrees in there.
01:40:38.000 Now, do you have a tube?
01:40:39.000 I do.
01:40:40.000 I have a camelback that goes through the front of my helmet.
01:40:42.000 A couple blowers, a back blower, a helmet blower, things that are cooler air, but I'm here to tell you it's still hot as hell in there.
01:40:50.000 I can imagine.
01:40:51.000 I mean, there's a fire in a gigantic iron block in front of you.
01:40:54.000 Yeah, when the water and oil temperature is 300 degrees...
01:40:57.000 Yeah.
01:40:58.000 Jesus.
01:40:59.000 It's like a greenhouse in the car.
01:41:02.000 It runs right underneath you, too.
01:41:04.000 Do you think you're going to miss it?
01:41:06.000 That's a great question.
01:41:08.000 I was talking about this just the other day.
01:41:09.000 Am I going to miss the intensity?
01:41:11.000 Am I going to miss certain...
01:41:12.000 I mean, I don't know if I'll...
01:41:14.000 I think I will miss some of it a little bit.
01:41:15.000 Every now and again, I'm driving down the road, and I'm like, I'll probably miss it a little bit.
01:41:19.000 But...
01:41:24.000 Again, I'm a decisive person, so I'm good.
01:41:27.000 I'm sure you're good.
01:41:28.000 I'm just wondering more if I'm going to miss the intensity level of the job and the highs being so high, but the lows being low.
01:41:39.000 I mean, that's how you get the highs, right?
01:41:41.000 The duality of the environment.
01:41:44.000 I'm wondering if I'll miss some of that and if whatever I do on the side will be enough.
01:41:51.000 What is the age that most people retire from racing?
01:41:54.000 I'm 35. I'm a slightly young, I would say, early 40s.
01:41:59.000 After a while, their body just takes too much.
01:42:02.000 And you're just exhausted.
01:42:04.000 I mean, honestly, especially if it's NASCAR, you're just exhausted.
01:42:08.000 I mean, that's my feeling anyway.
01:42:10.000 You're gone for 40 weeks a year on the road in these really luxurious places of the world, on the BBQ World Tour, like grilling out of your bus and living out of a bus for most of your life, and on the road, in and out of airplanes.
01:42:25.000 Hours of nothing to do on the weekends while you're, you know, sitting there.
01:42:29.000 So just kind of the grind.
01:42:32.000 So I think you kind of just get a little worn out.
01:42:34.000 Yeah, I could only imagine.
01:42:36.000 I mean, even like you were talking about interviews and stuff, like, yeah, I enjoy doing interviews that aren't based around, how's your car this weekend?
01:42:45.000 You know what I mean?
01:42:45.000 They're just so boring.
01:42:46.000 They really are.
01:42:47.000 So it's fun for me to talk about working out or cooking or wine, you know, all that stuff.
01:42:53.000 It's just interesting or aliens.
01:42:55.000 Yeah, I can only imagine the boring grind of the media tour that you must have to go through when you're racing all the time.
01:43:04.000 Yeah, I'll tell you what, Danica, you were moving quite fast out there today.
01:43:08.000 You happy for a performance?
01:43:09.000 I was watching the old South Park episode.
01:43:13.000 They had a bunch of NASCAR drivers on South Park, and it was when Cartman was trying to be poor and stupid so he could race NASCAR. And he was sponsored by Vagisil.
01:43:26.000 And he...
01:43:28.000 He ate a ton of Vagisil to make him as stupid as he could, and he realized that the more stupid he got, the more money he spent, the more in debt he got, and that's how you got poor.
01:43:37.000 So he just bought, like, jet skis and just...
01:43:42.000 I think he says at one point in time, Danica, you're not half as poor and stupid as I am.
01:43:47.000 Oh, that's right.
01:43:48.000 You were in it.
01:43:48.000 Yeah, I was in it.
01:43:49.000 Did you use your own voice?
01:43:51.000 No, no, no.
01:43:52.000 South Park just does all their own stuff.
01:43:54.000 I was on The Simpsons that year, too, and I did my voiceover for that, but for South Park, no.
01:44:00.000 Did you love it?
01:44:01.000 I was awesome.
01:44:02.000 I mean, I don't care what they say.
01:44:03.000 If you're on a show, it's flattering, right?
01:44:06.000 To make TV in a different capacity means you're being noticed.
01:44:10.000 Well, especially South Park.
01:44:12.000 Yeah.
01:44:12.000 I think that's the funniest show that's ever existed.
01:44:15.000 Yeah.
01:44:16.000 Especially like all time.
01:44:17.000 If you look at all the episodes they've done, I mean, it doesn't even make sense how creative they are.
01:44:22.000 That's what I was thinking is how they're just insightful ahead of things a lot and definitely clever, like with the delivery of it.
01:44:32.000 Yeah, they're wizards.
01:44:33.000 Yeah.
01:44:34.000 Yeah, it's completely bizarre.
01:44:36.000 What kind of car do you drive in regular life?
01:44:39.000 Please don't say like a Prius.
01:44:41.000 No.
01:44:41.000 Like if you're like, oh, I just drive a Tesla.
01:44:43.000 The other day I was throwing some things into the recycling bin and I'm like, I'm just trying to do my part because let's face it, I burn fuel for a living.
01:44:48.000 Yeah, right?
01:44:49.000 Think about it in terms of how much fossil fuel.
01:44:52.000 I wonder if you could see like a chart how much fossil fuel the average person burns.
01:44:56.000 Oh, I would not be doing well on that.
01:44:58.000 That would not be...
01:44:59.000 I would not do well with the...
01:45:05.000 Tree huggers or vegans of the world.
01:45:07.000 All the people loving animals.
01:45:09.000 Like me!
01:45:09.000 I'm all those people.
01:45:10.000 I love the forest.
01:45:11.000 I try and eat vegetables most of the time.
01:45:14.000 Things like that.
01:45:15.000 But yeah.
01:45:15.000 I also don't do my part when it comes to my job.
01:45:18.000 What kind of car do you drive?
01:45:19.000 So I've had cars for years through the manufacturer.
01:45:24.000 So this past year we were sponsored by Ford.
01:45:27.000 So I had a Ford Expedition.
01:45:30.000 EL. I didn't know what EL meant.
01:45:32.000 It means extra long.
01:45:34.000 Oh.
01:45:35.000 So you got extra space in the back.
01:45:36.000 Yeah.
01:45:38.000 Why don't they hook you up with a Mustang Shelby?
01:45:40.000 Well, that's not very practical.
01:45:42.000 GT350s?
01:45:43.000 Yeah.
01:45:44.000 We weren't even allowed to customize the wheels on that thing.
01:45:47.000 What?
01:45:48.000 Yeah, it was bare bones.
01:45:50.000 Because that was part of the contract?
01:45:52.000 It's just what you're allowed.
01:45:53.000 You get a car, but you can't get anything dressed up.
01:45:56.000 Why don't they hook you up with a Raptor?
01:45:57.000 Something fun.
01:45:58.000 I could have had a Raptor, I guess.
01:45:59.000 Why didn't you get it?
01:46:00.000 Maybe trucks aren't really me.
01:46:02.000 Whatever.
01:46:03.000 It's fun.
01:46:04.000 It's better than the EL. Yeah.
01:46:06.000 Well, the EL's not bad.
01:46:08.000 And then I had a Tahoe when I drove for Chevy before that.
01:46:11.000 I would think that you would want something fast.
01:46:14.000 So I bought my first car in...
01:46:17.000 What's the last car I bought?
01:46:20.000 Oh yeah, a long time ago I bought a Mercedes ML63 AMG. It was like a SUV, souped up SUV. That was a long time ago.
01:46:28.000 That was like 10 years ago.
01:46:31.000 I bought a Range Rover.
01:46:33.000 So since then you've just been using manufacturer cars from the sponsors?
01:46:38.000 Because they're free dollars.
01:46:39.000 Yeah.
01:46:40.000 And they're not, you know, whatever.
01:46:41.000 Free is free.
01:46:42.000 Is that like a part of the contract?
01:46:43.000 Like that's the only car you're allowed to drive?
01:46:46.000 Probably not, but...
01:46:49.000 You know, if you're going to drive to the racetrack, probably want to drive in your company car.
01:46:53.000 Yeah, probably a good move.
01:46:54.000 Yeah, but other drivers have other cars, too.
01:46:57.000 But do you think that once you retire, you will start going, God damn, I think I need to get something fast.
01:47:02.000 I'm not a car girl.
01:47:03.000 What?
01:47:04.000 Nope, not a car girl.
01:47:05.000 Sorry to disappoint you.
01:47:05.000 What does that mean?
01:47:06.000 How did you even say those words?
01:47:08.000 I know.
01:47:08.000 How did you just say, I'm not a car girl?
01:47:10.000 Do you know who you are?
01:47:11.000 Yes, and I'm not a car girl.
01:47:13.000 You're Danica Patrick.
01:47:13.000 I know.
01:47:14.000 You're a race car driver, woman.
01:47:16.000 I don't even know how many cylinders are in things.
01:47:18.000 I just drive them.
01:47:19.000 I'm just good at that.
01:47:20.000 You don't know how many cylinders?
01:47:21.000 I don't know.
01:47:22.000 I think we have eight.
01:47:25.000 That's so crazy!
01:47:27.000 I just lost so many vans.
01:47:28.000 How can you be such a good driver and not know anything about cars?
01:47:31.000 I don't need to.
01:47:32.000 That's a good way of looking at it.
01:47:34.000 I don't build it.
01:47:35.000 It's true.
01:47:35.000 I didn't have to go to school for engineering.
01:47:36.000 Remember the beginning of our talk?
01:47:38.000 Ten years old.
01:47:39.000 Ten years old.
01:47:39.000 I remember.
01:47:40.000 So, yeah, I just, I can drive them.
01:47:44.000 You need to get yourself one of those new Shelby GT500s.
01:47:48.000 700 horsepower.
01:47:49.000 Yeah, I've seen one.
01:47:49.000 I just announced it.
01:47:50.000 Oh, what?
01:47:51.000 Oh, a Shelby.
01:47:52.000 A new one.
01:47:52.000 Oh, okay, not the GT. Not the GT500 or the...
01:47:56.000 Oh, you mean the Ford GT. Yeah, no, that's pretty crazy, too.
01:47:59.000 But Shelby just put out a new Mustang.
01:48:01.000 The problem with those Ford GTs, they're awesome, but the paddle shifts.
01:48:05.000 You want a manual?
01:48:06.000 Yeah.
01:48:06.000 You want a stick?
01:48:07.000 Yeah, I like sticks.
01:48:09.000 It's more fun.
01:48:10.000 It is.
01:48:11.000 It's a little more racy.
01:48:12.000 It's just more fun.
01:48:13.000 I have a Bronco, a 1971 Bronco.
01:48:16.000 I saw it down there.
01:48:17.000 And even driving that, it's a stick.
01:48:20.000 It's not that fast, but it's just...
01:48:22.000 It just feeds your testosterone.
01:48:23.000 Mechanical.
01:48:24.000 It's mechanical.
01:48:25.000 You feel it's analog, you know?
01:48:27.000 I just like my car to be good off the line.
01:48:30.000 I bought a Lamborghini a long while back, and it didn't have a cup holder.
01:48:34.000 So I was like, well, this is stupid.
01:48:36.000 This is not practical.
01:48:38.000 So, yeah.
01:48:39.000 So then I bought the Mercedes-Benz.
01:48:43.000 And that had a cup holder.
01:48:44.000 That had a couple cup holders, yep.
01:48:45.000 So it was good.
01:48:46.000 But then, you know, technology evolved and it didn't have Bluetooth to play my music.
01:48:50.000 So I was like, well, I'm going to have to get rid of this.
01:48:54.000 And that was when I started driving for a Chevy and then I got a Tahoe and I liked that.
01:48:57.000 And then I got an exhibition.
01:48:59.000 So you're driving for a Chevy and they didn't give you a Corvette?
01:49:01.000 I didn't ask for one.
01:49:04.000 How could you not want one?
01:49:06.000 You were driving for a Chevy.
01:49:07.000 I needed a practical car.
01:49:09.000 If I wanted a Corvette, I could buy one.
01:49:10.000 Oh, okay.
01:49:12.000 I know you're good, but I would say, come on, hook it up.
01:49:16.000 I'm not, yeah.
01:49:17.000 Come on, Chevy.
01:49:18.000 I'm not a car girl.
01:49:19.000 We went over this.
01:49:20.000 I don't understand this, though.
01:49:21.000 I keep wanting to catch you in that lie.
01:49:23.000 No, I don't care.
01:49:26.000 Cars are like purses for me.
01:49:28.000 I just need one nice one, and when it wears out, I'll get a new one.
01:49:31.000 You don't like purses?
01:49:32.000 Not really.
01:49:32.000 Oh, you're a weird girl.
01:49:34.000 I just need one that looks good and performs.
01:49:36.000 Just one?
01:49:36.000 That's it?
01:49:37.000 Yeah.
01:49:37.000 What about shoes?
01:49:38.000 No, I like shoes.
01:49:40.000 Oh, okay.
01:49:40.000 I have a lot of shoes.
01:49:41.000 Oh, there you go.
01:49:41.000 Okay.
01:49:42.000 Yeah.
01:49:42.000 Okay, you're a girl.
01:49:44.000 I'm definitely a girl.
01:49:45.000 But not purses.
01:49:46.000 What about jewelry?
01:49:47.000 I curled my own hair today.
01:49:49.000 Wow, that's crazy.
01:49:50.000 How'd you do it?
01:49:50.000 Did my own makeup.
01:49:50.000 Yeah.
01:49:51.000 You okay?
01:49:51.000 My shoulder hurts a little bit, but...
01:49:56.000 What is this stuff now?
01:49:58.000 I'm very much a girl.
01:49:59.000 I believe you.
01:50:00.000 If people ask me what is it about you that people would be surprised and I tell them I'm much more girly away from the track than you'd think because I'm really aggressive at the track and I don't look very happy and away from the track I try and be funny and I smile more and I'm much more relaxed.
01:50:16.000 Are you surprised that with all your success and all the attention that you've gotten from your success as...
01:50:24.000 The only woman on your level in professional racing.
01:50:28.000 Are you surprised that more women aren't entering in that you haven't like sort of opened the door or do you think that it's such a specialized and unique thing to do that it's just not something that a lot of women gravitate towards?
01:50:41.000 I used to say that for 100 men that came through, if it takes 100 to find a good one, that comes pretty quickly.
01:50:48.000 But to go through 100 women takes a lot longer because there are so few of them.
01:50:53.000 There are more coming through, but I just think that over time it just takes a lot longer to find good ones.
01:50:59.000 But I don't know.
01:51:02.000 I think back to, this is my ego talking, I think back to a long time ago when Paul Newman was still alive and we were on a late night show together, probably Letterman, and he was asked before I went on, he was the first guest, if there was going to be another driver,
01:51:19.000 another girl that comes through that compares to me and he said he didn't think so.
01:51:24.000 Maybe there won't be.
01:51:25.000 Maybe there will be.
01:51:26.000 Paul Newman knew his shit.
01:51:27.000 Yeah.
01:51:28.000 He knew his shit.
01:51:29.000 Maybe, I mean, you're unique.
01:51:31.000 I'm sure there will be someday.
01:51:33.000 But I meet a lot of women like you because of MMA. Oh.
01:51:37.000 Those savages that enter into MMA, the women that wind up fighting in MMA, there's a lot of them.
01:51:45.000 And I'm kind of stunned at how many of them there are.
01:51:48.000 But when I say they're like you, I mean they're bold, powerful, unique people that just take wild chances.
01:51:57.000 I mean the type of person that is like a Holly Holm or someone like that.
01:52:00.000 So I think the big difference lies in there are a lot of people that are strong, aggressive, confident, assertive, bold, but to then be able to keep it together and up above their shoulders, that's the difference.
01:52:17.000 Keep it together in the pressure of a race.
01:52:20.000 Yeah.
01:52:20.000 And the pressure of whatever moment you're having, whatever pressures are being put on you around an event or for one.
01:52:26.000 I mean, that's really hard.
01:52:28.000 The right people around you being able to filter the shit and keep the good, keep your own confidence up.
01:52:37.000 That's...
01:52:38.000 That's hard.
01:52:39.000 That's the hardest part.
01:52:41.000 And then being able to flip that switch when you're performing to, of course, then to not have doubts, but more confidence.
01:52:49.000 I think everything that you said would be mirrored by what a woman who competes at the very highest levels of MMA would say.
01:52:56.000 I think they would find all those things to be factors.
01:53:01.000 I'm really stunned that You literally are the only one.
01:53:05.000 I mean, that's an incredibly rare position.
01:53:09.000 Do you ever stop and think about what if you weren't there?
01:53:11.000 It's not like it's forbidden for women.
01:53:14.000 I never thought about it like that.
01:53:16.000 I've mostly only thought about it from the perspective of like, have I thought about what I've done?
01:53:25.000 Yeah.
01:53:45.000 It would just be constantly a boys club forever?
01:53:48.000 I mean, I'm really fascinated by complete outliers.
01:53:53.000 You're a complete outlier in that regard.
01:53:55.000 I mean, there's not like 30 girls.
01:53:58.000 Oh, there's 500 men, but there's 30 girls.
01:54:00.000 No.
01:54:01.000 How many men are NASCAR drivers?
01:54:03.000 Well, the field is 40. Yeah, so it's 40 men, one chick.
01:54:08.000 That's crazy.
01:54:09.000 And then there's a bunch of people that are trying to do it.
01:54:12.000 Are there any women that are trying to get in there?
01:54:14.000 On the lower formulas, there are some that do some part-time stuff.
01:54:17.000 I'm trying to think if someone has done a full season.
01:54:22.000 I don't know.
01:54:24.000 Back in IndyCar, there were some girls who did more.
01:54:28.000 At one Indy 500, there was like five of us.
01:54:32.000 But most of the time, there's none.
01:54:34.000 Or one.
01:54:37.000 Comes in waves.
01:54:39.000 Do you think that when you stop and you look back in your career, you'll take into account and maybe have a more objective sense of what an impact you've had?
01:54:52.000 Sure.
01:54:53.000 For women.
01:54:54.000 Yeah, of course, but I need distance from it.
01:54:58.000 I need to gain perspective that way.
01:55:01.000 Does that make sense?
01:55:02.000 It does.
01:55:03.000 I'm sure in your career, too.
01:55:05.000 To be able to identify the things that you've done, the influence you've had over people with the conversations you've had, with the things in business you've done, it's hard to see when you're in the middle of it.
01:55:17.000 Yeah, I don't look at that.
01:55:19.000 You don't want to look at that?
01:55:20.000 No.
01:55:20.000 Oh, why?
01:55:21.000 I'm not interested.
01:55:21.000 Because I don't want to get distracted.
01:55:23.000 There you go.
01:55:24.000 That's why people don't in the moment.
01:55:25.000 Because it doesn't matter.
01:55:26.000 Yeah, but what I'm doing, a lot of people are doing.
01:55:28.000 What you're doing is very...
01:55:30.000 It's just...
01:55:31.000 To be a woman that does the thing that many men think is probably one of the most manly things you could do.
01:55:38.000 Other than fighting and maybe football.
01:55:40.000 Yeah.
01:55:41.000 It's like race car driver.
01:55:42.000 Like, ask little boy, what do you want to be when you grow up, Billy?
01:55:44.000 I want to be a race car driver.
01:55:45.000 I mean, that's just...
01:55:47.000 Lightning McQueen!
01:55:48.000 I mean, it's like a natural thing for men to gravitate towards.
01:55:53.000 Dad always said he was just like, gosh, I had cursed with three girls in the house because my mom and then me and my sister.
01:55:59.000 And I'm like, Dad, what more did you want?
01:56:01.000 Like, what more did you want if you had a boy as a son?
01:56:04.000 Like, what was he going to do that's cooler than what I'm doing?
01:56:08.000 He'd be out there banging chicks.
01:56:09.000 That's what he's missing.
01:56:13.000 You think my dad would think that was cool for him?
01:56:15.000 If his son was banging chicks?
01:56:17.000 I would think probably.
01:56:19.000 That's my boy!
01:56:22.000 Instead, he's scared shitless for me.
01:56:25.000 Yeah, that's gotta be...
01:56:26.000 I think still in my adult life, it's like...
01:56:28.000 Well, if they had the courage to let you go to England by yourself when you were 16, and race over there on another continent, all the way across an ocean, so that if you did get hurt, to get to you would take forever.
01:56:43.000 Yeah.
01:56:44.000 Bold.
01:56:45.000 What is the worst crash you've ever been in?
01:56:48.000 My first crash in IndyCar, so my very first race.
01:56:51.000 Whoa.
01:56:52.000 Kind of paralleled getting in a go-kart for the first time, having a big crash.
01:56:54.000 But yeah, it was Homestead, Miami, and there was a big accident, and I was running low, and someone was sliding down the track that had damage, and they clipped my right rear and shot me up into the wall headfirst, and...
01:57:09.000 Slid down the track and I don't remember that part.
01:57:12.000 I don't remember getting out.
01:57:13.000 I don't remember walking to the ambulance, but there's footage of all of it.
01:57:16.000 And I walked the wrong way away from the ambulance.
01:57:19.000 I was walking the opposite direction and then I was kind of like stumbling around and then I got back to the medical truck and then I got in and apparently I was very repetitive on the way to the hospital and I kept asking them.
01:57:33.000 Did it look bad?
01:57:35.000 And they're like, you asked us that a few times, honey.
01:57:38.000 You must have had a concussion.
01:57:39.000 Oh, I'll just stop.
01:57:41.000 Oh, yeah.
01:57:41.000 Yeah, that's a severe concussion.
01:57:43.000 That's one of the things that happens.
01:57:45.000 People ask the same questions over and over again.
01:57:47.000 Well, then I've had one.
01:57:48.000 Let's hope I don't have CTE. I'm sure you probably do.
01:57:51.000 I probably do.
01:57:52.000 A little bit.
01:57:53.000 Eh.
01:57:53.000 Just a little bit.
01:57:54.000 Just a dabble.
01:57:55.000 It won't matter.
01:57:56.000 Makes you more risky.
01:57:57.000 Does it?
01:57:58.000 It does.
01:57:59.000 I might get crazy.
01:58:01.000 That's one of the things it does.
01:58:02.000 It makes people more impulsive.
01:58:04.000 Do UFC people get...
01:58:05.000 Oh, yeah.
01:58:07.000 100%.
01:58:08.000 Did you see that video?
01:58:09.000 Are they doing studies in UFC like they did in the NFL with doing tests after they've passed away to know if they had CTE? There was a study that came out last year.
01:58:22.000 It was almost all but one out of a hundred and some had CTE. Yeah, it was, I forget the numbers, but yeah, there was only like one or two people that didn't have it.
01:58:31.000 Right.
01:58:32.000 No, the UFC hasn't done that.
01:58:34.000 The UFC hasn't been around as long as the NFL, obviously, so we're not dealing with the same data pool, but I'm sure when people do pass away, we're going to find it.
01:58:44.000 It's just varying levels.
01:58:45.000 I've heard they actually have a test now for CTE. I was talking to a trauma surgeon that said that there's...
01:58:50.000 For when you're alive.
01:58:51.000 Yeah.
01:58:52.000 It's a new thing.
01:58:53.000 Yeah.
01:58:53.000 What would you do if you had it?
01:58:56.000 Make excuses.
01:58:57.000 I just go extra crazy.
01:59:00.000 Yeah.
01:59:00.000 I'd be like, well, that's why I'm gambling naked.
01:59:03.000 Woo!
01:59:04.000 Bottle whiskey in each arm.
01:59:06.000 Who her?
01:59:06.000 I don't know who she is.
01:59:07.000 I got hit in the head!
01:59:08.000 I got hit in the head!
01:59:09.000 It ain't even my fault!
01:59:10.000 Chug, chug, chug, pals.
01:59:13.000 So insightful, this question.
01:59:15.000 Did you see the video that just came out from a couple of days ago from the guy that hit the off-ramp and went flying through the air and landed in a house?
01:59:23.000 In the second floor of a house, his car's poking out the side?
01:59:27.000 No, but he couldn't do it again if he had to, I'm sure.
01:59:29.000 No, no.
01:59:30.000 It's just total random crazy luck.
01:59:32.000 Yeah.
01:59:32.000 But it is hilarious.
01:59:34.000 I mean...
01:59:34.000 Really?
01:59:35.000 Yeah.
01:59:36.000 And see if you...
01:59:37.000 Once you find it, then go to Chris D'Elia's Instagram because D'Elia had a hilarious meme that he created about it.
01:59:44.000 But this car hit like a barrier.
01:59:48.000 Hit one of those cement barriers and literally got launched into the air and stuck into the second floor of a building.
01:59:55.000 Did everybody make it?
01:59:56.000 I don't know.
01:59:58.000 What country was this in?
01:59:59.000 America.
02:00:00.000 America?
02:00:01.000 America.
02:00:01.000 Two people escaped their serious injuries.
02:00:05.000 I wonder how they got out of the car.
02:00:08.000 The way it's hanging out of the building.
02:00:11.000 Hopefully it's front wheel drive and they can keep accelerating to get a little further in so they can get out of the car.
02:00:16.000 That's spoken like a true race car driver.
02:00:18.000 I've been thinking about it that way.
02:00:20.000 Here it is.
02:00:21.000 Here's the video footage so you can see it.
02:00:24.000 And there's the car.
02:00:25.000 Watch this.
02:00:26.000 It hits the...
02:00:27.000 See, this is...
02:00:29.000 It's hard to tell there, but they literally went across traffic.
02:00:32.000 They're speeding.
02:00:34.000 You can see it again.
02:00:36.000 The guy goes across traffic, flies into the air.
02:00:39.000 But see, go to Chris D'Elia's page, his Instagram page, and find the meme, because then you can see that.
02:00:44.000 Let's get this guy's...
02:00:45.000 Oh, that's Chris D'Elia's there.
02:00:46.000 He says, her, come over.
02:00:48.000 Me, I can't tonight.
02:00:49.000 Her, my parents are on the first floor, and I'm on the second floor, and I have bitcoins.
02:00:54.000 Me.
02:00:55.000 Oh, God.
02:00:57.000 That's epic.
02:00:58.000 I mean, that fucking car is stuck inside that building.
02:01:03.000 I mean, you wouldn't believe that that was real if you didn't see it there.
02:01:08.000 Mm-hmm.
02:01:09.000 Is that a Nissan?
02:01:10.000 He might need that dentist office that he just parked himself at after that.
02:01:14.000 Yeah, here's the question.
02:01:15.000 What do you do if you're in the car?
02:01:17.000 Like, it gets stuck there.
02:01:18.000 Do you even climb out?
02:01:19.000 Well, you're probably drunk.
02:01:20.000 You've got to be drunk, right?
02:01:21.000 I mean, there's nobody or something.
02:01:22.000 So you just open the door and you...
02:01:24.000 Do you wait?
02:01:25.000 You take on the sprained ankle and you jump.
02:01:28.000 Ooh, Jesus.
02:01:29.000 And then it lands on your fucking head.
02:01:31.000 The thing falls out of the building and crushes you.
02:01:34.000 No, no, no.
02:01:34.000 I'm supposed to say the right thing here.
02:01:35.000 You call the cops.
02:01:35.000 You are honest.
02:01:37.000 You...
02:01:38.000 Well, there's a video.
02:01:40.000 You get the bitcoins and then you go.
02:01:42.000 Oh my god, that's funny.
02:01:43.000 Who put up the video?
02:01:44.000 Where's the video from?
02:01:45.000 Some dude's name?
02:01:47.000 What is his name?
02:01:48.000 Kenny Holmes.
02:01:49.000 It's Kay Holmes Live.
02:01:51.000 He's the guy who...
02:01:52.000 Oh, he's from NBCLA, I guess.
02:01:54.000 Minor injuries.
02:01:55.000 That's crazy.
02:01:56.000 Oh, Santa Ana.
02:01:57.000 Santa Ana people are out of their fucking mind.
02:01:59.000 That's where Eddie Bravo's from.
02:02:00.000 Santa Ana people.
02:02:02.000 Boom!
02:02:02.000 Look at that car flying through the air.
02:02:04.000 It's just the fact that it's stuck into the building that's just so ridiculous.
02:02:07.000 It's probably for a movie.
02:02:09.000 Now, when you drive in regular life, are you a lead foot?
02:02:12.000 Well, I'm a very aggressive driver.
02:02:14.000 I knew it.
02:02:14.000 Yes, I am.
02:02:15.000 I have a large comfort zone, I say.
02:02:18.000 People piss me off a lot.
02:02:20.000 They're horrible drivers.
02:02:23.000 The only way I can make sure that I don't get a speeding ticket is to not drive.
02:02:28.000 How many speeding tickets have you gotten?
02:02:30.000 Oh, I've been pulled over at least 20 times, for sure.
02:02:34.000 I got pulled over three times in three days at one point.
02:02:38.000 When I had my Mustang Cobra, my first ever car.
02:02:41.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:02:43.000 See, that's why I'm surprised you don't have a fast car.
02:02:45.000 Oh, I always make sure it's a good car like that, fast car, but I... I mean, like today, like right now.
02:02:51.000 Like when you're driving around.
02:02:53.000 Pulling up?
02:02:54.000 No, no, no.
02:02:54.000 I mean, your everyday life.
02:02:56.000 Yeah, well, I'm driving rentals because I don't live here.
02:03:00.000 I mean, not, I mean, here.
02:03:01.000 I mean, in real life.
02:03:02.000 Oh, in real life.
02:03:03.000 Oh, yeah.
02:03:03.000 Like, where's my sports car?
02:03:04.000 Yeah.
02:03:06.000 Well, you know, 40 weeks a year I do that.
02:03:09.000 So you just get enough of it.
02:03:11.000 I need a people mover.
02:03:11.000 I got two dogs.
02:03:12.000 Right.
02:03:13.000 So you get enough of it.
02:03:14.000 All my bags.
02:03:15.000 I feel like I'm trying to sell you a car.
02:03:17.000 What car should I buy?
02:03:19.000 I would say something American.
02:03:21.000 Do you like American-made cars?
02:03:23.000 Yeah.
02:03:23.000 I don't care if they are or aren't, really.
02:03:26.000 Well, I have a Porsche.
02:03:28.000 I like German cars, too.
02:03:30.000 They're more reliable.
02:03:31.000 What I like about American cars is I like the sound.
02:03:34.000 There's a rumble.
02:03:36.000 A throatiness to it.
02:03:36.000 There's a something to it.
02:03:39.000 So you like to make noise on the road?
02:03:41.000 I'm a loud person.
02:03:43.000 Yeah.
02:03:44.000 I have a 65 Corvette with straight pipes, those side pipes.
02:03:48.000 Yeah.
02:03:48.000 Super loud.
02:03:49.000 I kind of know what that is.
02:03:50.000 Yeah.
02:03:50.000 I can picture it, kind of.
02:03:52.000 You're a race car driver.
02:03:53.000 But it's a stick.
02:03:53.000 I know.
02:03:53.000 That's what's important.
02:03:54.000 Mm-hmm.
02:03:55.000 I don't...
02:03:56.000 Yeah.
02:03:57.000 Mm-hmm.
02:03:57.000 You don't care.
02:03:58.000 Nope.
02:03:58.000 But I would feel like for someone like you, once you transition away from racing, then it's going to be more important to you because you're going to miss the capabilities of those things.
02:04:07.000 That might be true.
02:04:08.000 Yeah.
02:04:09.000 That might be true.
02:04:10.000 I might have to...
02:04:11.000 Oh, there's my car.
02:04:13.000 Oh, that is a good-looking car.
02:04:15.000 Sweet car.
02:04:15.000 Jay Leno, of course.
02:04:16.000 America.
02:04:16.000 Of course, he loves cars.
02:04:18.000 I also don't really like old cars, so that looks pretty good.
02:04:23.000 It's pretty fancy-looking, but yeah, I'm a new car person.
02:04:27.000 I like new, modern sports cars.
02:04:30.000 I do as well, but that car is a 65 on the outside, but all the underpinnings are completely modern.
02:04:36.000 It has a LS1 supercharged engine, so does a modern Corvette engine.
02:04:41.000 It's got modern brakes, modern suspension.
02:04:44.000 You don't know what any of that stuff means, do you?
02:04:46.000 Nope.
02:04:46.000 That's crazy.
02:04:47.000 I know that my very first car, my Mustang Cobra, I drove it so hard that I needed, in 8,000 miles, I was on my third set of brakes.
02:04:56.000 We put stiffer sway bars in it so that it would handle better.
02:05:02.000 It was, yeah, I went through three sets.
02:05:04.000 Yeah, I was on my third set of brakes in 8,000 miles.
02:05:06.000 And now you say Mustang Cobra, like what year was this?
02:05:09.000 Oh, this is when I first, this is my first ever car.
02:05:11.000 So I was 16. So I think it was a 97. Yeah.
02:05:20.000 I'm not saying they're not cool, but it was back when they were more cool, when they were a lot less common.
02:05:27.000 Yeah, they were okay back then.
02:05:29.000 It's kind of the back end of the Cobra cool days.
02:05:31.000 Yeah.
02:05:32.000 No, the 97s were okay.
02:05:33.000 They were all right.
02:05:34.000 Around the 80s is when they came out with the 5.0, and then Mustangs had a little bit more power again.
02:05:41.000 So what's your dream car then?
02:05:43.000 That Corvette.
02:05:44.000 That's my favorite car.
02:05:45.000 Oh, now what then?
02:05:47.000 No, I drive that around.
02:05:48.000 Do you drive it much?
02:05:50.000 All the time.
02:05:50.000 Oh, okay.
02:05:51.000 Well, it doesn't really rain in California, so I guess you can.
02:05:53.000 Well, it has a top.
02:05:54.000 Do you drive it in the rain?
02:05:56.000 I have.
02:05:56.000 Oh, good for you.
02:05:57.000 Good for you.
02:05:58.000 It's just a car.
02:05:59.000 Yeah.
02:06:00.000 I mean, I'm not afraid of it getting wet.
02:06:02.000 The only problem is it's slippery.
02:06:04.000 It doesn't have any traction control or any of that.
02:06:06.000 It's just all engine power and torque.
02:06:09.000 But it's fun.
02:06:10.000 Yeah, I remember driving a Camaro around in the rain and it was handled like crap.
02:06:16.000 You should get one of the new ones.
02:06:18.000 Camaro ZL1. They have a new one.
02:06:20.000 650 horsepower.
02:06:21.000 It's fucking ridiculous.
02:06:23.000 I mean, nobody even barely uses the full speed of...
02:06:26.000 What about here?
02:06:27.000 I don't know.
02:06:28.000 Oh, so I was actually going to tell you about this.
02:06:30.000 I did a road and track cover article where I test drove...
02:06:35.000 It was a Porsche, a Corvette.
02:06:41.000 I think it was a Viper of some sort.
02:06:44.000 A Viper.
02:06:45.000 And then there was a Lamborghini, Murcielago.
02:06:50.000 And I mean, my experience was the...
02:06:52.000 The Porsche was loose, which is this one.
02:06:56.000 The Corvette was tight, which meant it was the most comfortable and stable to drive.
02:07:02.000 I think it was a Viper.
02:07:04.000 The Viper was just light on its feet.
02:07:07.000 It wasn't very stuck and it was just kind of clunky.
02:07:11.000 That looks like it's about seven or eight years old.
02:07:13.000 Is that right?
02:07:14.000 Oh, at least.
02:07:14.000 Yeah.
02:07:15.000 And then the Lamborghini was also light.
02:07:18.000 I mean, it just went so fast, but it's pretty well balanced, but probably a little on the loose side.
02:07:23.000 You know, they stopped making Vipers, but I know the car for you.
02:07:27.000 What?
02:07:27.000 There's a car that's for sale right now that I saw this morning.
02:07:30.000 No, no.
02:07:31.000 I'm trying to sell you a car.
02:07:32.000 I know.
02:07:33.000 No, Joppo Link had a rare...
02:07:37.000 This one dealership in 2017 in the country bought up like 90% of the Vipers.
02:07:43.000 And they ordered them in a bunch of crazy paint schemes.
02:07:46.000 And they ordered this hot pink Viper.
02:07:48.000 Shut up.
02:07:49.000 You want me to drive a pink car?
02:07:51.000 Yeah, you gotta see it.
02:07:52.000 I'd drive it.
02:07:53.000 It's so fucking badass, I'd drive it.
02:07:55.000 How about that?
02:07:55.000 See, I think it's cooler if a dude would drive a pink car and I would drive some stainless steel silver...
02:08:02.000 I would drive it and then I'd get a rainbow license plate so people would just assume I'm gay.
02:08:07.000 There's no way around it.
02:08:08.000 Got a rainbow plate.
02:08:09.000 You got a pink car.
02:08:11.000 Have you found it?
02:08:14.000 It's shit.
02:08:16.000 It was on my Google News feed this morning.
02:08:18.000 I looked at that.
02:08:19.000 I was like, if I was a chick, that'd be my fucking car.
02:08:21.000 But it's like crazy metallic hot pink.
02:08:24.000 I got pink glasses.
02:08:25.000 Viper.
02:08:26.000 It's not like the Mary Kay car?
02:08:28.000 No, that's not it.
02:08:29.000 That's old.
02:08:30.000 That shit's old.
02:08:30.000 That's red.
02:08:31.000 Yeah, that's red.
02:08:32.000 I like red.
02:08:33.000 It's 2017. It might not even be Joppa Link.
02:08:39.000 I would think that was what I was reading.
02:08:41.000 Well, I'm not going to drive it.
02:08:42.000 Okay.
02:08:42.000 Nope.
02:08:43.000 You don't have to pull it up.
02:08:43.000 That's a good thought, but...
02:08:45.000 You would rather have black?
02:08:46.000 Let me guess.
02:08:48.000 Black.
02:08:48.000 Yeah.
02:08:49.000 I like black.
02:08:50.000 I knew it.
02:08:51.000 Tinted windows.
02:08:52.000 Black, black, black.
02:08:53.000 Black wheels, black.
02:08:54.000 Whoa.
02:08:55.000 Darkness.
02:08:55.000 Yeah.
02:08:56.000 Like a Darth Vader type thing.
02:08:58.000 Yeah.
02:08:58.000 Whoa.
02:08:59.000 So badass.
02:09:00.000 More masculine than feminine.
02:09:02.000 Yeah.
02:09:02.000 Yeah.
02:09:04.000 I'm trying to figure out what kind of...
02:09:05.000 Oh, there it is.
02:09:06.000 That's not it, but that's an old one too.
02:09:09.000 That's terrible.
02:09:10.000 But it's alright.
02:09:10.000 No worries.
02:09:12.000 That was gross.
02:09:13.000 That one looks gross.
02:09:14.000 Okay.
02:09:14.000 The other one didn't look so gross.
02:09:16.000 It's more of a darker pink.
02:09:18.000 You don't have to find it, Jamie.
02:09:19.000 Forget it.
02:09:20.000 She's going to hate it, no matter what.
02:09:22.000 She wants Darth Vader.
02:09:23.000 Pink Corvettes that Angeline drives around town.
02:09:27.000 I saw her the other day.
02:09:29.000 I saw her driving that...
02:09:30.000 Do you know who Angeline is?
02:09:31.000 No.
02:09:32.000 Angeline is a woman who, when I moved to California in the 90s, she used to have these billboards all around California.
02:09:39.000 Of what?
02:09:40.000 It's her.
02:09:41.000 Oh.
02:09:41.000 Her, like, in her bikini.
02:09:44.000 Okay.
02:09:44.000 What's she promoting?
02:09:45.000 Her.
02:09:46.000 It would just say her name and her phone number.
02:09:49.000 Wow.
02:09:50.000 See those billboards?
02:09:51.000 Wow.
02:09:51.000 Oh, shoot.
02:09:52.000 Well, hey.
02:09:53.000 Yeah, that's her.
02:09:54.000 And I'd be like, who the fuck is Angeline?
02:09:57.000 And everybody would be like, oh, she's like this local celebrity.
02:09:59.000 And so she apparently is just a wealthy lady who all of her time here has done that.
02:10:07.000 Just got these big billboards.
02:10:09.000 Likes the attention.
02:10:09.000 Yeah.
02:10:10.000 She's doing a split on top of a Corvette.
02:10:12.000 Look at that.
02:10:14.000 Is that a good thing?
02:10:16.000 For her, maybe.
02:10:17.000 Is it working?
02:10:18.000 She kept doing it, so.
02:10:20.000 Oh!
02:10:21.000 She still does it, right?
02:10:22.000 Does she still have a billboard?
02:10:23.000 Not a billboard, but she has at least three different pink Corvettes now.
02:10:26.000 I've seen her really recently in the pink Corvette.
02:10:30.000 Oh my god.
02:10:31.000 Okay, not me.
02:10:32.000 Not you.
02:10:33.000 Definitely not you.
02:10:34.000 No, I'm more like...
02:10:36.000 I'm more of your...
02:10:38.000 Actually, when I got the Lamborghini and I had to go pick my sister up from the airport.
02:10:43.000 Okay, there's nowhere to put your bags.
02:10:46.000 It's like a briefcase for a trunk, and it's in the front.
02:10:51.000 So that was kind of silly.
02:10:53.000 And then I realized that people normally get these cars so they can just kind of take it out to dinner.
02:10:58.000 I don't want to be looked at.
02:10:59.000 So I'm more likely to take it to go get groceries than I am to go to dinner.
02:11:04.000 So I realized it was pretty pointless for me.
02:11:07.000 Yeah, that's not the car for you.
02:11:09.000 And if I want performance, I go do my job.
02:11:12.000 For now.
02:11:14.000 For now.
02:11:14.000 But when it's over, that's what I'm trying to keep you sane.
02:11:17.000 You're looking forward.
02:11:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:11:19.000 I'm looking forward.
02:11:20.000 After these next two races?
02:11:21.000 We'll have to visit again in a year from now and have to figure it all out.
02:11:28.000 I'll tell you you're right, probably.
02:11:30.000 Well, in a year from now, then the new Corvette ZR1 will be available.
02:11:35.000 750 horsepower.
02:11:37.000 Stupid, you're never going to use it.
02:11:38.000 Zero to 60 in two seconds.
02:11:40.000 I mean...
02:11:40.000 You're never going to use it.
02:11:41.000 Well, you might use a zero to 60. You've got 150 speeding tickets.
02:11:44.000 Who are you talking to?
02:11:44.000 You're never going to use it.
02:11:45.000 It's true.
02:11:47.000 Nobody got a speeding ticket for getting the speed limit too quickly, though.
02:11:51.000 That's true.
02:11:52.000 Yeah.
02:11:52.000 Well, they probably would pull you over anyway.
02:11:54.000 Actually, I got a funny story about when I got pulled over when I was 16 with my Mustang Cobra.
02:11:58.000 I was picking my girlfriend up and pulling off of her street onto the main street and it was wet out.
02:12:04.000 And so I kind of got it going and kicked it sideways a little bit and looked in my rearview mirror at the stoplight and there's a cop sitting there.
02:12:11.000 Well, he comes for me.
02:12:13.000 So I turn on the first road I can find.
02:12:16.000 So I make a left, drive down the road.
02:12:18.000 It's a freaking dead end.
02:12:20.000 So I pull into a driveway, and we slouch down real low.
02:12:24.000 And the cop kind of drives around.
02:12:26.000 And all of a sudden, somebody comes out from the house, and they're like, can I help you?
02:12:28.000 And I'm like, what road is this out here?
02:12:30.000 I mean, mind you, it's the road I live off of.
02:12:32.000 I'm like, what road is this out here?
02:12:34.000 So anyway, so we're like, okay, thank you, sure.
02:12:37.000 And so we Get back in the car and the cop's gone.
02:12:39.000 So we back out and head back down the road again, trying to get further away from the stoplight, make a left.
02:12:46.000 I look over in the parking lot across the street, the grade school parking lot.
02:12:51.000 Cops sitting there.
02:12:52.000 So I make the first right I can then.
02:12:54.000 So I turn right into a neighborhood and I'm driving along and he finally catches me.
02:12:58.000 And I think I cried to help my situation.
02:13:01.000 Did he turn his lights on?
02:13:02.000 So you were running from him?
02:13:04.000 Mm-hmm.
02:13:04.000 Kind of.
02:13:05.000 Mm-hmm.
02:13:06.000 This guy sounds like a shitty driver, like a shitty cop.
02:13:09.000 But I think I got in trouble for being sideways, not for speeding.
02:13:14.000 Yeah, you should say, it's my boyfriend's car!
02:13:16.000 I don't even know how to drive this thing!
02:13:19.000 That would have been actually a clever approach.
02:13:22.000 Yeah.
02:13:24.000 Yeah, just say, I don't know what happened.
02:13:26.000 I hit the gas and it went sideways.
02:13:27.000 That was part of my getting pulled over three times in three days episode.
02:13:30.000 So that was number three, I think.
02:13:32.000 I cried.
02:13:33.000 Maybe it was number two.
02:13:35.000 So is that why you were running from the cops?
02:13:36.000 Like, I just can't keep doing this.
02:13:38.000 I was just trying to see if I could get away!
02:13:41.000 Trying to just get away.
02:13:44.000 Well, Danica, I think I've kept you long enough.
02:13:47.000 It was really wonderful to talk to you.
02:13:48.000 I really appreciate it.
02:13:49.000 It was really fun.
02:13:50.000 I wish you all the best of luck with your wine and your clothes and your last two races.
02:13:55.000 It was a pleasure.
02:13:57.000 Thank you.
02:13:57.000 So nice to talk to you.
02:13:58.000 Let's check back in about the whole car situation next year.
02:14:01.000 Yes, next year.
02:14:02.000 You're going to want to get something crazy.
02:14:03.000 I guarantee.
02:14:04.000 Once you're done.
02:14:04.000 When I tell you I'm missing the action, I'll let you just call the car I should buy.
02:14:10.000 Sounds like a plan.
02:14:11.000 Danica Patrick, ladies and gentlemen.
02:14:17.000 That was fun.