The Joe Rogan Experience - February 15, 2018


Joe Rogan Experience #1079 - Tony Hinchcliffe


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours

Words per Minute

181.8866

Word Count

32,779

Sentence Count

3,429

Misogynist Sentences

77

Hate Speech Sentences

56


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about a shirt that says, "Believe That." Also, Jane Goodall thinks Bigfoot is real and we should all believe it. Also, we talk about monkeys and chimps and other weird stuff. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The 500 is a production of Gimlet Media and produced by Riley Bray. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. All rights reserved. Used by permission. This episode was produced by VaynerSpeakers and edited by Alex Blumberg. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and Subscribe to our channel! It helps spread the word about this podcast and other cool projects going on in the world. Thank you so much to our sponsor, The Hundreds! The Hundreds is a high-fashion, high-end sneaker brand that specializes in custom-made all-in-one-of-a-kind, limited-edition sneakers and accessories. They also make custom-to-the-kitchenware and bags. They are the best in the business in the entire country. You can get 10% off the entire service, including shipping, shipping, handling, and shipping, plus free shipping throughout the U.S. and we'll send you a custom-grade shipping service. We're giving you the best of your choice of all-day shipping. Thanks to our sponsorships! We'll see you soon! and we're looking forward to hear back from you! in the next episode of Believe That! Can't wait to hear you guys! and talk about it! - The 500! next week! Cheers, Cheers! Cheers. - Cheers - Yours Truly, Jamie, Jack, Kevin, Sarah, Josh, Evan, and the Crew, Tim, and Sarah, Katie, and Joe, the Crew at The 500 Crew, . Thank You, Joe, Matt, and Jack, Sr. & the Crews. Sarah, Caitlyn, Jr. & the crew at The Hundreds. ( ) of The 500. , and much more! Thanks for listening to this episode of the 500: The 500: A Place That's Cool.


Transcript

00:00:07.000 Boom, and we're live.
00:00:08.000 Jamie, where did you get that awesome shirt?
00:00:10.000 Show everybody your shirt.
00:00:11.000 Can you show the people your shirt?
00:00:12.000 Yeah, I picked it up yesterday.
00:00:14.000 It says, believe that.
00:00:16.000 Believe that.
00:00:16.000 It's from The Hundreds.
00:00:17.000 I saw it at the store yesterday.
00:00:18.000 What is The Hundreds?
00:00:20.000 The Hundreds is a streetwear brand.
00:00:21.000 It's a store in Fairfax.
00:00:22.000 I thought it was like a scene in a movie.
00:00:24.000 I was confused.
00:00:25.000 Oh, so...
00:00:26.000 I just saw it and I was like, oh, dope.
00:00:27.000 Yeah, I mean, that's a combination of that girl who's on Dr. Phil's show and UFOs.
00:00:34.000 Sort of, yeah.
00:00:35.000 Yeah.
00:00:36.000 Believe that.
00:00:36.000 Yeah.
00:00:38.000 Because Believe is so X-Files the year 1999 or whatever it was.
00:00:47.000 When was the X-Files on?
00:00:48.000 It's on now.
00:00:49.000 Right, but when was the original one?
00:00:51.000 Late 90s, mid 90s.
00:00:54.000 Believe is that.
00:00:55.000 That's that poster.
00:00:56.000 You can't disconnect them from the poster in Mulder's office.
00:01:03.000 But Believe that, that's today.
00:01:06.000 You nailed it.
00:01:07.000 Whoever made that shirt.
00:01:09.000 I want to believe.
00:01:10.000 It's a cool shirt.
00:01:11.000 Is it I want to believe?
00:01:14.000 Believe that's better.
00:01:17.000 But I do want to believe.
00:01:19.000 Of all the things.
00:01:20.000 Of all the stupid things.
00:01:21.000 I would love to believe that someone got real footage of UFOs.
00:01:26.000 More than almost any other weird Bigfoot type Loch Ness monster.
00:01:32.000 All the really nutty shit.
00:01:34.000 If they could find out one of those was true.
00:01:36.000 Fucking aliens number one, right?
00:01:38.000 For sure.
00:01:39.000 Even if you just knew for sure that you saw a real ship.
00:01:42.000 Or if the aliens looked like Bigfoot.
00:01:46.000 Then you'd kill two birds with one stone.
00:01:48.000 That was an actual theory.
00:01:53.000 Some of these Bigfoot people are so...
00:01:56.000 There's spectrums of Bigfoot people, man.
00:01:58.000 There's Bigfoot people, there's people that are like real primatologists, like Jane Goodall.
00:02:03.000 Jane Goodall believes in Bigfoot, believe it or not.
00:02:06.000 It's really fascinating.
00:02:07.000 There's a whole interview with her where she says she's sure of it, She said she's sure that there's no species.
00:02:15.000 How can she be sure?
00:02:17.000 Let's play the clip.
00:02:18.000 See if we can find that clip.
00:02:20.000 Who's Jane Goodall again?
00:02:21.000 She's a world-famous primatologist who did some groundbreaking work with chimpanzees.
00:02:27.000 She essentially lived with chimpanzees.
00:02:29.000 She's so powerful.
00:02:30.000 I mean, this lady is amazing.
00:02:31.000 You watch her documentaries.
00:02:33.000 So when someone like her says something like that, I'm like, okay, well, I should shut the fuck up and stay in my lane.
00:02:40.000 What am I going to argue with Jane Goodall about primates?
00:02:43.000 And it used to be a real thing.
00:02:45.000 They used to really be a gigantopithecus, an eight-foot-tall orangutan-like thing that probably walked on two legs.
00:02:53.000 And so she believes it's real.
00:02:55.000 She thinks it did exist, or she thinks...
00:02:57.000 She thinks it exists right now.
00:02:58.000 Wow.
00:02:59.000 Yeah.
00:03:00.000 Wow.
00:03:01.000 I don't think it was taken out of context, because I'm pretty sure it was someone asked her a question, and then she gave a long and detailed answer.
00:03:11.000 Based on what we know about certain chimpanzee subspecies that are really, really hard to find, we're just finding out, I think they figured it out from the 1990s.
00:03:22.000 There's a giant version of chimpanzees that lives in the Congo.
00:03:25.000 They call them Bondo apes.
00:03:29.000 There's a couple different names for them.
00:03:30.000 But they sleep on the ground like gorillas.
00:03:32.000 They're giant chimps.
00:03:34.000 I love that stuff, man.
00:03:35.000 I just watched Planet Earth 2 the other day.
00:03:37.000 Just mesmerized.
00:03:39.000 Just physically saying, like, wow!
00:03:41.000 Wow!
00:03:42.000 I don't think a normal person understands what you're talking about when you say a six-foot-tall chimp.
00:03:48.000 I just don't think they know what you're talking about.
00:03:50.000 You're talking about like a super gorilla.
00:03:52.000 It's way scarier than a gorilla because they're chimps.
00:03:58.000 Chimps are scarier.
00:03:59.000 Chimps are predators.
00:04:00.000 Chimps eat monkeys, man.
00:04:04.000 People want to associate chimps with bananas and nuts and stuff like that.
00:04:07.000 They eat that stuff, too.
00:04:09.000 But they also eat monkeys.
00:04:11.000 Scary.
00:04:12.000 Dude!
00:04:13.000 They're ruthless motherfuckers.
00:04:14.000 What is this, buddy?
00:04:15.000 It's from an NPR conversation.
00:04:17.000 Yeah, see if you can find the actual recording, because it's fascinating when you hear the tone of her voice.
00:04:21.000 She says something like, I'm sure of it!
00:04:24.000 Wow.
00:04:25.000 Because she has this super powerful voice.
00:04:28.000 I mean, this lady is a fucking biologist badass.
00:04:31.000 She's living with chimps, man.
00:04:33.000 Just hanging out with them constantly.
00:04:35.000 Do you know what kind of a human being you have to be to be able to keep your shit together in a tribe of wild chimps where they accept you?
00:04:43.000 Scary.
00:04:44.000 They don't just smash your fucking head in for a goof.
00:04:48.000 That is crazy.
00:04:49.000 Dude!
00:04:50.000 Come on, man.
00:04:52.000 Well, this is the transcription, but I'm pretty sure...
00:04:55.000 It says SoundBite here, but there's no link or anything.
00:04:57.000 Oh, I know it exists, dude.
00:04:59.000 Try to find it on YouTube, maybe.
00:05:02.000 What did she say there?
00:05:04.000 Well, now you'll be amazed when I tell you that I'm sure that they exist.
00:05:08.000 Yeah, that's what it was.
00:05:09.000 That's how she said it.
00:05:11.000 Well, now you will be amazed when I tell you that I'm sure that they exist.
00:05:16.000 That's basically how she said it.
00:05:18.000 Did you always believe that they existed?
00:05:20.000 She says, well, I'm a romantic, so I always wanted that.
00:05:24.000 And there you have it.
00:05:27.000 What does it say about evidence?
00:05:29.000 She's also talking to Dr. Meldrum, who you talked to here.
00:05:32.000 Yeah, we had Dr. Meldrum.
00:05:33.000 What is his full name?
00:05:34.000 Jeffrey Meldrum.
00:05:35.000 Jeffrey Meldrum.
00:05:36.000 And he's a professor, right?
00:05:38.000 I think he brought in the...
00:05:40.000 The Bigfoot foot.
00:05:41.000 He was the guy.
00:05:42.000 Dr. Meldrum was a really nice guy.
00:05:43.000 He also said he'd be willing to cut off a finger to know that Bigfoot was real.
00:05:49.000 I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:05:51.000 Like, what finger?
00:05:52.000 Like a pinky?
00:05:53.000 Yeah.
00:05:53.000 You lose a pinky?
00:05:54.000 Which one would you go with?
00:05:56.000 Pinky?
00:05:56.000 No, because you'd want the pinky because that's the farthest leverage to the other side of the thumb, right?
00:06:01.000 So it's sort of like a claw.
00:06:03.000 Maybe the ring finger?
00:06:04.000 That's a good point.
00:06:05.000 The middle finger seems pretty pointless.
00:06:08.000 Is that her?
00:06:09.000 This is the interview, but I don't know where in the interview it is.
00:06:12.000 Oh, okay.
00:06:13.000 Just trying to take a guess.
00:06:16.000 Well, you're going to be amazed when I tell you I'm sure they exist.
00:06:22.000 It's like a scene in a movie when she says it, because here she is, this esteemed scientist, right?
00:06:28.000 And you're expecting, well, there's no evidence, and right now, it's just, we think of it as legend.
00:06:34.000 It could possibly be a bunch of different things that people think they saw.
00:06:38.000 Voice and delivery is important when it comes to being convinced of something.
00:06:42.000 Oh, yeah.
00:06:42.000 You think about, like, you know, all the way to just comedians.
00:06:46.000 Right.
00:06:46.000 You know, you think of Chappelle's voice.
00:06:47.000 If you look at the transcript of what Chappelle's saying at times, I'm sure it's not that insane.
00:06:52.000 But you listen to him say those things.
00:06:54.000 Same goes with who?
00:06:55.000 Joey Diaz?
00:06:56.000 Oh, yeah.
00:06:57.000 For sure.
00:06:57.000 You know.
00:06:58.000 And when it's coming from...
00:07:01.000 A scientist with long gray hair who lives with chimps.
00:07:06.000 She must be...
00:07:08.000 I mean, you think she's hooked up with a chimp?
00:07:11.000 No!
00:07:11.000 Come on!
00:07:12.000 No chance.
00:07:13.000 She lives with all of them?
00:07:14.000 Yeah.
00:07:16.000 I don't know, it sounds like there's some monkey business going on over there.
00:07:19.000 Oh, no, you didn't.
00:07:20.000 You couldn't help it.
00:07:21.000 I didn't even mean to.
00:07:22.000 You set it up.
00:07:23.000 Here it is.
00:07:26.000 Sasquatch is over here.
00:07:27.000 I want to know if you believe there are any undiscovered large ape species.
00:07:33.000 Oh, here it is.
00:07:33.000 Are you talking about Yeti or Bigfoot or Sasquatch?
00:07:35.000 Is that what he's talking about?
00:07:36.000 Yes, it is.
00:07:37.000 Is that the message I'm missing here?
00:07:39.000 I think that's the message you're missing.
00:07:41.000 Is that right, Sherry?
00:07:42.000 Pretty much.
00:07:44.000 I'm out of the loop.
00:07:45.000 Go ahead.
00:07:45.000 Well, now, you'll be amazed when I tell you that I'm sure that they exist.
00:07:50.000 You are?
00:07:51.000 Yeah.
00:07:51.000 I've talked to so many Native Americans who've all described the same sounds, two who've seen them.
00:07:57.000 I've probably got about, oh, 30 books that have come from different parts of the world, from China, from all over the place.
00:08:05.000 Did you always have this belief that they existed?
00:08:08.000 Well, I'm a romantic, so I always wanted them to exist.
00:08:12.000 All right, Sherry.
00:08:13.000 Thank you.
00:08:13.000 Thanks for calling.
00:08:15.000 She probably knows more than me.
00:08:17.000 So, you know, if you can, when in doubt, go with the person who knows more than you.
00:08:24.000 But I've never seen any, like, real evidence other than these footprint things.
00:08:30.000 I mean, everything else is just bullshit.
00:08:31.000 They find hair, turns out to be bear hair.
00:08:33.000 They find scat, turns out to be, like, wolf scat.
00:08:36.000 Where'd they find the footprints at?
00:08:37.000 Oh, they find them everywhere, man.
00:08:39.000 But...
00:08:40.000 You don't know what you're looking at.
00:08:42.000 It could be anything.
00:08:43.000 It could be someone decided to fake footprints.
00:08:48.000 It could be a big bear.
00:08:50.000 That's less likely.
00:08:51.000 But it depends on the area.
00:08:53.000 Like a big grizzly bear print.
00:08:55.000 Who knows?
00:08:56.000 I mean, to make it look like a human foot, it would have to either be a giant human foot or be just...
00:09:07.000 Incredible special effects it's one of two things you know some of them they got like ridges they've found like dermal ridges that indicate They think it indicates like what like a footprint type thing, but with the with the feet of these things They seem to think that that somehow or another makes it a very very difficult to fake but People want to believe that shit.
00:09:34.000 That's part of the problem.
00:09:35.000 Part of the problem is it's fun.
00:09:37.000 It's super fun to believe that someone's not fucking with you, but that some big giant monkey just walked through.
00:09:43.000 But with every day, every passing minute of every day, it becomes way less likely that that's a real thing.
00:09:50.000 Because there's so many people with cameras.
00:09:52.000 Yeah.
00:09:52.000 And these people go deep into the woods.
00:09:54.000 And I think it's also, like, one of the cooler things to believe in because it's not, you know...
00:10:01.000 Oh, yeah, man.
00:10:01.000 Even if it did exist, like, we have guns and shit.
00:10:05.000 Whereas, like, if aliens existed, we're fucked.
00:10:08.000 We're fucked.
00:10:08.000 Yeah, we're fucked.
00:10:10.000 Maybe.
00:10:11.000 So we're sort of rooting for the Sasquatches in the world.
00:10:15.000 Look, there had to be a bunch of different kinds of human being-like creatures that existed.
00:10:21.000 It just only makes sense.
00:10:23.000 They're finding new ones all the time.
00:10:25.000 They're like constantly finding some new subspecies of people that they weren't aware of before.
00:10:31.000 It's super possible that something grew to be like that.
00:10:34.000 Why wouldn't it be?
00:10:37.000 Why is that so weird?
00:10:39.000 It's not any weirder than a person or a chimp.
00:10:41.000 Both of those things are way weirder.
00:10:43.000 If we found another person, we'd be like, holy shit, look what it's done!
00:10:47.000 If we poked our head into some other dimension, and we just stuck our head through, and we saw the impact, Of a human civilization on the natural world, we'd be like, what the fuck?
00:11:01.000 That's way crazier than Bigfoot.
00:11:03.000 Yeah.
00:11:03.000 Like a human being is making tubes out of aluminum with giant wings and shooting itself into the sky and landing on different spots.
00:11:12.000 It's sucking oil out of the ground and using it to build everything.
00:11:16.000 It's talking online and it goes through the air and winds up in your phone.
00:11:20.000 All this is done by a human.
00:11:23.000 That's way crazier than Bigfoot.
00:11:25.000 That's fucking crazy.
00:11:27.000 Then you go to chimps.
00:11:29.000 Chimps are way crazier than Bigfoot.
00:11:30.000 They're hunting monkeys, man.
00:11:32.000 They're fucking forming little societies together.
00:11:35.000 Some of them are figuring out how to use tools.
00:11:37.000 And they're right there.
00:11:39.000 Like, that's way crazier than Bigfoot.
00:11:42.000 Bigfoot's just a shy guy.
00:11:45.000 He just wants to be alone.
00:11:47.000 Just let him find a good place to shit.
00:11:49.000 You can't find any Bigfoot shit because he's always paranoid that people are watching him, so he's holding his shit in.
00:11:57.000 I think Jane Goodall's wrong on this one.
00:12:00.000 I'm gonna be honest with you.
00:12:01.000 I don't know where, but I'm gonna go out there off on a limb.
00:12:04.000 That is a limb.
00:12:05.000 It's quite a limb, sir.
00:12:07.000 Why would you think that she would think it's real?
00:12:09.000 Because she wants it to be real?
00:12:11.000 Yeah, and you know, she said that she was talking to Native Americans about it, and you know, they're like, you know, they go off on, they're a little bit trippy, right?
00:12:20.000 Right, they might have been peyote'd the fuck up, right?
00:12:23.000 Who knows?
00:12:23.000 You know, just like saying you talk to two Native Americans is like saying I talked to two white people.
00:12:29.000 Like, they're just people.
00:12:31.000 You know, just because they happen to be Native Americans, like they got street cred for Bigfoot.
00:12:34.000 That's what she's saying.
00:12:36.000 Yeah, she's made a point.
00:12:38.000 She's giving Native Americans Bigfoot street cred.
00:12:42.000 They'd be closer to the Sasquatch.
00:12:44.000 They named it.
00:12:45.000 It's like if anybody knows about almost going extinct, it should be...
00:12:49.000 State of California sued because it won't recognize Bigfoot?
00:12:53.000 Oh, wow.
00:12:53.000 What is this?
00:12:54.000 Is this today?
00:12:55.000 That's a lost lawsuit.
00:12:57.000 That's what that is, my friend.
00:12:58.000 Is there synchronicity going on here?
00:13:00.000 There's a lot of people in this country who claim to believe the existence of Bigfoot, but one California woman believes it so strongly in the beast that she's actually filed a lawsuit to prove it.
00:13:09.000 Could you imagine being the court systems all choked up with divorce and corruption and tax evasion, whatever the fuck else they investigate, and this crazy lady?
00:13:21.000 It's like, I'm suing you.
00:13:24.000 I got a team of lawyers.
00:13:25.000 We're taking the whole state down.
00:13:27.000 We're taking the whole state down.
00:13:28.000 They won't recognize Sasquatch.
00:13:29.000 We won't recognize them.
00:13:31.000 And she's just going to town, getting crazy.
00:13:34.000 She makes a GoFundMe.
00:13:35.000 And Bigfoot people, they're like super pumped when there's some action.
00:13:38.000 Something's happening.
00:13:39.000 They'll fucking donate to that GoFundMe.
00:13:41.000 A little bit here, a little bit here.
00:13:42.000 A lot of Bigfoot lovers out there.
00:13:45.000 And this chick would be fighting the government.
00:13:47.000 Imagine the lawyer that takes that case.
00:13:50.000 Is this a video of her with Bigfoot?
00:13:53.000 Yeah, she said it was 30 feet up into a tree.
00:13:55.000 Hmm, it seems real.
00:13:57.000 Where?
00:13:58.000 I don't know, I mean...
00:13:59.000 These people are sure wonderful people that really, [...
00:14:09.000 And when you really, [...
00:14:19.000 There's no evidence.
00:14:20.000 The problem is there's nothing.
00:14:22.000 There's no footprints that are like attached to hair, you know, where you could get like a little bit of hair off of it and say, oh, well, this is definitely a primate.
00:14:31.000 Just none of that.
00:14:32.000 They don't have any of that.
00:14:33.000 They have these mushy, you know, footprints that people have made in the mud.
00:14:36.000 They say impossible to fake.
00:14:38.000 Maybe.
00:14:38.000 I don't know.
00:14:39.000 I don't know if they're impossible to fake.
00:14:41.000 But I do know that I haven't seen one picture that looks real.
00:14:44.000 I've seen one video.
00:14:46.000 Everything just smells like bullshit.
00:14:48.000 Yeah.
00:14:48.000 The problem I always have with it is it always looks like a man in a suit.
00:14:53.000 And here's the thing.
00:14:54.000 The only thing that looks like a man in a suit is a man in a suit.
00:14:58.000 Even a chimp doesn't look like a man in a suit.
00:15:01.000 They move different, man.
00:15:02.000 Chimps kind of like throw themselves with their arms and kick up.
00:15:06.000 They move different.
00:15:07.000 You can't move like that.
00:15:08.000 You can't move like that.
00:15:10.000 You can try.
00:15:11.000 You're not going to be able to move the way a chimp moves.
00:15:13.000 Especially if a chimp's moving fast.
00:15:15.000 Just get the fuck out of here.
00:15:16.000 It's like you're not even close.
00:15:18.000 You look like a guy pretending to be a chimp.
00:15:20.000 You're moving like a guy.
00:15:22.000 All these things move like people.
00:15:24.000 They move like people.
00:15:25.000 Like your brain.
00:15:26.000 That little computer in your brain that recognizes shapes goes, oh, that's a guy in a monkey suit.
00:15:31.000 Yeah.
00:15:32.000 Right?
00:15:32.000 Instantly.
00:15:33.000 That's exactly what you think.
00:15:34.000 Because it is!
00:15:35.000 That one video with the famous one, we know that one was a guy in a suit, right?
00:15:41.000 Well, there's people that dispute it, but that's the Patterson footage.
00:15:46.000 The Patterson footage is like the most famous footage in all of Bigfoot lore.
00:15:51.000 Because this guy...
00:15:53.000 And I'm pretty sure the guy, he was arrested for something like not paying for the very camera that he used to film the Bigfoot footage.
00:16:07.000 Wow.
00:16:08.000 He was arrested for it.
00:16:09.000 So the guy, okay, he's stealing cameras, right?
00:16:13.000 That's not good.
00:16:15.000 And then there's another guy who claims that he wore the suit.
00:16:19.000 What the fuck is that guy's name?
00:16:20.000 I always forget that guy's name.
00:16:22.000 Gimlin?
00:16:22.000 That guy?
00:16:22.000 Gimlin is the guy that was there.
00:16:24.000 And then there was the other guy who wore the suit.
00:16:26.000 He was a large fella.
00:16:28.000 And there's a picture of him walking.
00:16:31.000 Like, he showed how he did it.
00:16:33.000 And he walked.
00:16:34.000 And then you see on the other side of the screen the guy in the monkey suit doing the exact same walking.
00:16:39.000 Yeah.
00:16:40.000 Hieronymus.
00:16:40.000 Bob Hieronymus.
00:16:41.000 Bob Hieronymus.
00:16:42.000 That's it.
00:16:42.000 Now I remember.
00:16:44.000 Bob Hieronymus, who's a big cowboy-looking dude.
00:16:47.000 And they had him walk with a monkey suit on.
00:16:49.000 And everybody was like, that's real Bigfoot footage.
00:16:52.000 This guy bought a monkey suit, too, by the way.
00:16:56.000 The guy who made the film, he had bought a monkey suit.
00:16:59.000 And he said he was going to use the monkey suit to film reenactments or practice filming with it or something like that.
00:17:06.000 Some cockamamie reason for having a monkey suit.
00:17:09.000 It's just like, the whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:13.000 If you look at all the pieces involved, you're like, oh yeah, you guys were fucking around, and you filmed some shit while you were on a horse.
00:17:20.000 It was all bouncy.
00:17:21.000 You see this thing walking across the street?
00:17:23.000 But now they can isolate that footage, because it used to be all bouncy and shaky.
00:17:27.000 With computers, they can isolate it and get it all into one flat plane, and you watch it move.
00:17:32.000 It's a fucking guy in a monkey suit, man.
00:17:37.000 100%.
00:17:37.000 Right?
00:17:39.000 Yeah.
00:17:40.000 You've seen it.
00:17:40.000 Have you seen it?
00:17:41.000 Yeah.
00:17:42.000 You watch that shit.
00:17:43.000 You go, what am I looking at?
00:17:44.000 What are you doing here?
00:17:45.000 It's crazy.
00:17:47.000 But people want to believe so bad.
00:17:49.000 Yeah, I've never had a chance of believing in the whole Bigfoot thing.
00:17:54.000 It was always just silly to me.
00:17:55.000 I remember, was it John Lithgow and Harry and the Hendersons back in the day or something like that?
00:18:00.000 Yes.
00:18:00.000 Yeah.
00:18:01.000 I grew up on that and I was just always like, ah, that's like a fake character.
00:18:05.000 It's like...
00:18:05.000 I think if you see Harry and the Hendersons before finding out about Bigfoot, it's like believing that Barney the Dinosaur would exist out there.
00:18:13.000 The only reason to give it any credence at all is the vast expanse of wilderness that exists in the Pacific Northwest because it's so lush.
00:18:24.000 It's so crazy that no one's getting in there and figuring out exactly what's in there.
00:18:29.000 I really think everyone who lives in...
00:18:34.000 This area especially, because you can get up there pretty quick.
00:18:37.000 But anybody anywhere should go to the Pacific Northwest.
00:18:40.000 I go to the mountains right above Seattle.
00:18:43.000 That's a crazy place, man.
00:18:45.000 That was way crazier than looking for Bigfoot.
00:18:47.000 One of the craziest parts about that trip was being in that real rainforest.
00:18:51.000 The real thing was fucking bananas.
00:18:54.000 It's thick like...
00:18:56.000 Like, you can't see anything.
00:18:59.000 Like, every two feet, there's another tree.
00:19:01.000 I mean, it's just thick with trees.
00:19:03.000 Which reminds me of my favorite thing, basically mystery ever, D.B. Cooper, because that's where he jumped out of that plane at.
00:19:13.000 Really?
00:19:13.000 Was in the...
00:19:16.000 Most horrible place you can imagine.
00:19:18.000 Did he do that in Pacific Northwest?
00:19:20.000 Oh, yeah.
00:19:20.000 Super.
00:19:21.000 They flew out of Seattle, heading back down again, and he just hit that button on the rear case.
00:19:26.000 That's crazy.
00:19:27.000 They felt the plane shake, and then, boof, he's gone.
00:19:30.000 He's gonna land in the trees.
00:19:31.000 For sure.
00:19:32.000 And it seems like that, but his parachute, none of his stuff ever recovered.
00:19:36.000 And they combed that thing.
00:19:38.000 They did find like a stack of money, I think like 10 or 20,000 of the bills sort of buried at a beach next to a creek.
00:19:45.000 Yeah.
00:19:46.000 But for the most part, it's one of my...
00:19:49.000 Favorite fucking little, I mean, the fact that that guy maybe made off with, I think it was only, it was something low, like $150,000.
00:19:56.000 He got $200,000.
00:19:58.000 Yeah, $200,000, but back then, because this is in what year?
00:20:02.000 Uh, 71. 71. Wow.
00:20:06.000 And he didn't just hijack the plane.
00:20:08.000 He made the plane land, get rid of the passengers, bring the parachutes, bring the money, and have it take off again.
00:20:15.000 Like, this is way back before, you know, he just, it was a true hijack.
00:20:21.000 And they land at the airport, they're like, I'm gonna save all the passengers' lives, but here's the catch.
00:20:25.000 I need $200,000, a few parachutes, and something else, like, uh, something weird, right?
00:20:33.000 Wow.
00:20:34.000 And they never found him.
00:20:36.000 They never found the body.
00:20:37.000 They never found his suit.
00:20:38.000 They found his clip-on tie.
00:20:40.000 Somehow that, like, was found somewhere.
00:20:43.000 But it makes it even crazier when you factor in that they found the clip-on tie and not the parachute and not the suit and not, you know what I mean?
00:20:50.000 Because then it's almost like he's just got his $200,000 and is just walking off.
00:20:56.000 I think they said that the money was never spent, though.
00:21:00.000 Is that true?
00:21:03.000 In August of last year, they found an 18-inch nylon strap, which they think might have been a piece of his parachute.
00:21:11.000 I don't know how they would know that right away, but I'm looking up some other information.
00:21:15.000 Keyword, might.
00:21:17.000 Might have been some shit.
00:21:19.000 Some campers left behind, too.
00:21:21.000 Yeah.
00:21:23.000 And I was just in Australia and I visited the grave of the Tayum Shmudshud, another crazy mystery one.
00:21:35.000 You ever hear of that one?
00:21:36.000 The guy that was found at the beach in Adelaide?
00:21:40.000 I actually went to the cemetery and visited his grave during the day, one of the days I had off there when I was doing shows in Adelaide.
00:21:46.000 And this guy was found at a beach.
00:21:49.000 This is another one of the great mysteries ever.
00:21:52.000 Found at a beach, wearing a suit.
00:21:55.000 He had a cigarette that was out in his collar.
00:22:00.000 They found him.
00:22:01.000 He'd been dead.
00:22:02.000 They don't know the guy.
00:22:04.000 There's no ID on him, no nothing.
00:22:06.000 So they keep him around for a few weeks in the morgue waiting for some type of information on the guy.
00:22:13.000 They just don't want to bury him.
00:22:15.000 And eventually they cut through his clothes and they find that there's a little pocket with a piece of paper like on the inseam of his pants or shirt.
00:22:26.000 I can't remember.
00:22:26.000 They trace that they can tell that it's cut out of a book called the time should or something like that.
00:22:33.000 I'm not saying it right because it's some old Latin word or something.
00:22:35.000 And but there's a code on it and a phone number or some or no, there's a code on it.
00:22:40.000 But they know that.
00:22:41.000 No, there's not a code on it.
00:22:43.000 It's just a piece of paper from a book.
00:23:13.000 Okay.
00:23:15.000 And it goes, like, deep.
00:23:16.000 There's so many theories about what happened to this guy.
00:23:21.000 And it could have been the CIA. He could have been an American spy.
00:23:24.000 He could have been a Russian spy.
00:23:25.000 He could have been an Australian spy.
00:23:26.000 Like, nobody knows anything about this guy.
00:23:29.000 Whoa.
00:23:30.000 And they followed up, and there's a guy that, like, has some crazy theory, but I don't know.
00:23:36.000 There's a guy that has a crazy theory.
00:23:38.000 That's for everything in the world.
00:23:40.000 You know, there's people that think that the Elon Musk thing was fake.
00:23:42.000 It was a hoax.
00:23:43.000 Oh my god, I saw someone yesterday with that malarkey.
00:23:48.000 DNA just tied a mystery death in Australia to Thomas Jefferson.
00:23:54.000 Whoa, when's that from?
00:23:55.000 This is that guy.
00:23:56.000 Unidentified man found dead on Australian beach baffled investigators for decades.
00:24:00.000 A new DNA analysis links Somerton Man to Thomas Jefferson and Native Americans.
00:24:05.000 So he was an ancestor of Thomas Jefferson and Native Americans?
00:24:09.000 That's interesting.
00:24:10.000 I've never read that.
00:24:11.000 Yeah, so they essentially just did a DNA test on him.
00:24:14.000 They call him the Somerton Man because that's the beach that he was found on.
00:24:19.000 You guys, you know about this Elizabeth Warren stuff?
00:24:22.000 Do you know who that woman is?
00:24:24.000 She's a politician.
00:24:25.000 Yeah.
00:24:26.000 And she apparently at one point in her life claimed to be part Native American.
00:24:33.000 And now, just like, won't talk about it.
00:24:36.000 Won't do a DNA test.
00:24:38.000 Won't.
00:24:39.000 She's like, they were like, do you have any pictures?
00:24:42.000 She's like, yes, I have many pictures, and they're not for you.
00:24:44.000 That's what she said to, like, investigators.
00:24:47.000 Man.
00:24:48.000 And then you got Trump just calling her Pocahontas.
00:24:50.000 Calls her Pocahontas.
00:24:51.000 It's so brutal.
00:24:53.000 She hits back at Trump's use of Pocahontas, vows to highlight Native American issues.
00:24:57.000 You know, I wish I wasn't skeptical.
00:24:59.000 I wish I thought she was awesome.
00:25:02.000 And this isn't real.
00:25:04.000 But what's weird is that I think it gave you some sort of an advantage for her to be Native American in terms of getting into certain schools or what have you.
00:25:15.000 I don't know if that's true.
00:25:18.000 She might be part Native American.
00:25:20.000 She might be like, fuck you, I don't have to tell you.
00:25:22.000 That's possible, too.
00:25:23.000 I don't think that's the best move, but maybe she doesn't know.
00:25:27.000 That is a thing with families.
00:25:30.000 Your family would tell you, yeah, your grandmother was 23% Navajo, and you're like, wow, I'm fucking cool.
00:25:35.000 It gives you an extra little bit of badass.
00:25:39.000 This is why Jane Goodall was willing to accept.
00:25:42.000 She's like, two Native Americans told me.
00:25:45.000 Well, you could have talked to two other ones who would have said, what?
00:25:47.000 Get the fuck out of here with that.
00:25:50.000 People are people, man.
00:25:51.000 It doesn't matter if you're a white person or a Native American person or whatever your ethnicity is.
00:25:57.000 There's going to be a spectrum of people in that group, and some of them are going to just be Bigfoot believers, man.
00:26:04.000 It doesn't matter if they're Native American.
00:26:07.000 Sometimes people are bored and they want to believe in Bigfoot, so they start thinking they hear things that they don't really hear.
00:26:13.000 They start thinking they're camping out.
00:26:14.000 This one guy thought they were camping out outside his window, that they lived in the forest, like right outside his back door.
00:26:19.000 That they come near where he is.
00:26:21.000 Bigfoot.
00:26:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:22.000 They read your mind.
00:26:23.000 They can sense when cameras are around.
00:26:26.000 They won't show themselves.
00:26:27.000 Oh, that's pretty smart.
00:26:29.000 What a great evolved habit that is.
00:26:32.000 But then like we were saying earlier, some of them truly believe that Bigfoot is like some interstellar traveler.
00:26:38.000 That maybe he's from another dimension.
00:26:41.000 He's a creature from another dimension.
00:26:42.000 Yeah, because creatures from other dimensions are super hairy, too, and look just like that, and that makes sense.
00:26:49.000 Maybe he's real, but you can only see him when you're on mushrooms.
00:26:52.000 Can you imagine that?
00:26:54.000 That sort of makes sense.
00:26:55.000 Imagine if you did, like, there was a perfect dose where you could see him.
00:26:59.000 You get into his world, and you see him.
00:27:02.000 Looks like Bigfoot, but he's all in, like, a rainbow.
00:27:06.000 I mean, I've been on mushrooms and seen the same thing that wasn't there as somebody next to me.
00:27:12.000 I thought it was a UFO, but one of the guys told me that it was someone playing with a laser light thing out in the distance.
00:27:20.000 Oh.
00:27:21.000 But I don't know.
00:27:22.000 It could have been.
00:27:23.000 If you're on mushrooms, it could be.
00:27:25.000 If you saw a laser, those laser pointers are so weird.
00:27:28.000 Like, assholes point them at planes.
00:27:31.000 Like, that's how ridiculous those things are.
00:27:36.000 It's kind of weird.
00:27:39.000 It's very weird.
00:27:41.000 When I was a kid, that was like the funniest thing you could do was just have a laser pointer and have a red dot appear on the wall.
00:27:48.000 Like during class where the teacher has no idea.
00:27:50.000 People were like, put that away!
00:27:53.000 First they didn't know about it, remember?
00:27:54.000 Yeah.
00:27:55.000 Teachers didn't know about it.
00:27:56.000 Yeah.
00:27:57.000 Those red dots were showing up.
00:27:58.000 They didn't even know what it was.
00:27:59.000 Very rebellious.
00:28:01.000 Cats love those things, though.
00:28:03.000 That's always fun.
00:28:03.000 That became like a thing in a movie, man.
00:28:05.000 Dude's got his hands up, red dots moving all over his body.
00:28:09.000 It means they had the gun on him.
00:28:11.000 That was an exciting part of a movie.
00:28:13.000 Like, oh my god, look, they got him.
00:28:16.000 Yeah, it happened to me and my buddies once.
00:28:17.000 We were speeding away.
00:28:18.000 We were underage at a high school drinking party.
00:28:21.000 Yeah, dude, it was nasty.
00:28:23.000 And the party got busted up by the cops.
00:28:25.000 Everybody ran out the back door, like 70 kids at once.
00:28:28.000 Me and my four buddies got slammed into my one pal's car.
00:28:32.000 And we're driving down the street and you just hear, stop!
00:28:36.000 Stop the fucking car!
00:28:38.000 And I look to my right.
00:28:39.000 My buddy in the middle of the back seat has the red dot right on him up and down from his head to his neck.
00:28:46.000 It was crazy.
00:28:48.000 Jesus Christ.
00:28:50.000 We all got in trouble for that one.
00:28:52.000 Cops never know.
00:28:53.000 They never know.
00:28:54.000 Could it be young Tony Hinchcliffe and his mischievous friend?
00:28:58.000 Or could it be murderer bank robber trying to flee?
00:29:02.000 Yeah.
00:29:03.000 Could it be carjacker?
00:29:04.000 That cop in particular was a real, real bad person.
00:29:08.000 Like, I mean, he knew that they just busted up a kid's drinking party and that all the kids were scattering at once and he decided to stand in the middle of the street and he said that, like, you know...
00:29:19.000 First of all, he could have easily shot us.
00:29:21.000 Because you're standing in the middle of the street instead of having common sense.
00:29:26.000 There's so many other things happening.
00:29:29.000 But he could say that that's assault with a deadly weapon if you're driving towards somebody.
00:29:34.000 So he runs out in the street, pulls out his gun, almost can't wait.
00:29:38.000 It seemed for my buddy to not stop.
00:29:40.000 I mean, it was one of those shady cops.
00:29:45.000 In fact, I'm pretty sure that's the same cop from where I'm from that saw a UFO. And it was on TV when I was a kid.
00:29:52.000 Yeah, there was a big thing in Liberty Township, just outside of Youngstown, where this one cop saw a UFO and nobody could take him seriously after that.
00:30:01.000 Oh my god, that is hilarious.
00:30:04.000 But here's the thing, by me saying all this, I'm not saying that people haven't seen UFOs.
00:30:10.000 Because I don't know what they've seen.
00:30:12.000 It's totally possible that something that's capable of coming here from another dimension, especially before recently, right, would be able to figure out how to avoid detection, somehow or another.
00:30:26.000 They're probably pretty close to figuring out how to do that now.
00:30:29.000 I mean, they have the stealth bomber which avoids radar detection.
00:30:35.000 I know they have those cloaks.
00:30:37.000 You've seen those jackets that people wear where it literally shows a video of what's behind you?
00:30:42.000 It's like this new technology that they're trying to develop where literally your clothes would show exactly what's behind you.
00:30:51.000 So you've got a camera, some sort of camera system mounted somewhere on you.
00:30:55.000 And it's taking a picture of what's behind you, streaming what's behind you.
00:30:59.000 And so then, that appears on your clothes.
00:31:01.000 So as you move, you literally are everything that's behind you.
00:31:05.000 There's this weird, like, predator effect from the movie.
00:31:08.000 It's very crude right now.
00:31:10.000 But you look at it and you go, Oh, this is the future.
00:31:14.000 They're just going to become...
00:31:15.000 Everything's going to be...
00:31:16.000 The future's scary.
00:31:18.000 You watch Black Mirror?
00:31:19.000 Yes.
00:31:20.000 Oh my god.
00:31:21.000 They make it look like everything in the future is going to make us crazy.
00:31:25.000 That show's so good, man.
00:31:26.000 Wow.
00:31:27.000 It's so good.
00:31:28.000 Yeah, in terms of like a show that makes you just like after shows over you just go what the fuck that crocodile expert episode rather crocodile I had like 15 friends text me after that going what in the fuck was that?
00:31:45.000 Yeah, what the fuck?
00:31:47.000 It's so crazy, and it's so good, and you can see it happening.
00:31:52.000 You're like, no, no fucking way.
00:31:54.000 No fucking way.
00:31:55.000 Like, oh my god.
00:31:57.000 I don't remember a show ever that's that powerful.
00:32:01.000 Like, when it comes to a science fiction type show?
00:32:03.000 Yeah.
00:32:04.000 I don't remember.
00:32:04.000 I mean, there were some amazing shows on before, but they were all really fiction shows, right?
00:32:09.000 Like, this is fiction with, like, a dash of futuristic possibility.
00:32:14.000 Like, dystopian future.
00:32:17.000 That fuckin' dog one?
00:32:18.000 With the robot dog?
00:32:20.000 Oh, yeah!
00:32:21.000 Jesus Christ!
00:32:22.000 What was that called?
00:32:23.000 Metalhead?
00:32:23.000 Is that what it was?
00:32:24.000 Fuckin' A, man!
00:32:27.000 You're like, I can see this!
00:32:29.000 This could be real!
00:32:30.000 Like, what?
00:32:31.000 What are we doing?
00:32:32.000 The future seems scary.
00:32:34.000 You see that robot open up the door?
00:32:37.000 Open up the door and hold it for his friends?
00:32:40.000 No.
00:32:40.000 Dude.
00:32:41.000 Robot opened up a door.
00:32:43.000 Click!
00:32:44.000 Open the latch.
00:32:46.000 Yeah, that guy.
00:32:48.000 Dude, look at this thing.
00:32:49.000 Watch this shit.
00:32:51.000 Just first of all, look at it and just imagine it with guns everywhere.
00:32:54.000 Of course you can imagine that, right?
00:32:57.000 Laser pointers and guns everywhere.
00:33:00.000 So this thing walks up, grabs a fucking handle, turns the door, check this out, puts its leg there to stop the door, walks the door back.
00:33:12.000 So it has some kind of intelligence.
00:33:15.000 Unless that's a programmed move.
00:33:18.000 And has there ever been anything that doesn't get up like a virus or things go wrong at some point?
00:33:23.000 Of course this is all gonna happen.
00:33:25.000 It's gonna go wrong.
00:33:26.000 It's gonna go wrong.
00:33:27.000 But I wonder if that's a programmed move like it told it the exact steps to take and it measured out all the inches and then knew the exact movements to make or if it can accurately calculate distance.
00:33:43.000 So they've given it, in a sense, some sort of electronic eyes, right?
00:33:47.000 If it can walk up to a door, grab the handle, turn it and pull it, and then hold the door open with its leg, Let its friends go by.
00:33:56.000 Like, what is that?
00:33:58.000 We're fucked.
00:33:58.000 But that kind of articulation is very crazy to think that you could teach something to do that.
00:34:05.000 So are you only teaching it to do doors, or can it just do that with everything?
00:34:10.000 That's when it gets weird.
00:34:11.000 What it gets weird is if it can create, if it can figure out, well, if it works on this, what kind of door do we have here?
00:34:19.000 Oh, I see.
00:34:20.000 This thing's just a slide.
00:34:21.000 Is it going to be able to figure that out?
00:34:23.000 That's kind of...
00:34:24.000 It's discerning.
00:34:27.000 It seems like it would be able to figure it out pretty easily.
00:34:29.000 Especially when you factor in that everything in the future is going to be more technological anyway.
00:34:34.000 Like the doors even.
00:34:35.000 You know?
00:34:36.000 Like turning a knob or sliding a door is going to be ridiculous.
00:34:40.000 Because people are just going to be like Jedi's or whatever, you know?
00:34:43.000 A lot of people have fingerprint things now for stuff.
00:34:47.000 Like fingerprint things for like opening doors.
00:34:50.000 Seen fingerprint things for locks at the gym.
00:34:53.000 Just a fingerprint thing now.
00:34:54.000 That's like a new thing.
00:34:57.000 Yeah.
00:34:58.000 That's why you wouldn't want to cut off your thumb out of all the fingers to cut off.
00:35:03.000 It's just really interesting to me how quick all this technology is moving.
00:35:09.000 And hell, it doesn't seem like there's any end in sight.
00:35:12.000 And most of us, like you and I, like normal people, are sitting back watching this on internet videos going, woo!
00:35:20.000 What do we do?
00:35:23.000 When do we stop?
00:35:26.000 When do we stop making robots that could kill us?
00:35:29.000 Before they're smart or after they're smart?
00:35:32.000 After they're smart, they're going to just stay alive.
00:35:34.000 And obviously, as soon as we can latch guns onto them, they're going in for war.
00:35:40.000 They've already done it.
00:35:41.000 That's what a drone is.
00:35:42.000 Yeah.
00:35:43.000 Think about what a drone is.
00:35:44.000 What a drone is is someone is piloting something.
00:35:47.000 Just because it's flying around doesn't mean it's not a robot.
00:35:49.000 That's a fucking robot.
00:35:51.000 It's a robot airship, and they're flying it around, and they're getting these kids that are wizards in video games.
00:35:57.000 If you want to have some fucking...
00:36:00.000 It's impossible to beat armies.
00:36:03.000 You hook them up with some of those iRobot things from that Will Smith movie.
00:36:07.000 You make them all bulletproof.
00:36:08.000 And you have a bunch of kids that just play wicked video games all day.
00:36:13.000 Know how to fuck people up with Madden and that UFC game.
00:36:17.000 And you fucking send those kids piloting these things in real time.
00:36:22.000 You send them to parts of the world.
00:36:25.000 And that would be...
00:36:26.000 First of all, it would be ten times more terrifying than drones, right?
00:36:31.000 Some things running through your street.
00:36:34.000 I just thought of something.
00:36:35.000 I was going to say, the problem I've always had with this idea is our battery life that we use on stuff is terrible.
00:36:41.000 Yeah, it's going to eat people.
00:36:42.000 But what batteries are they using in those drones that are flying up above now that are overseas doing damage and whatnot?
00:36:49.000 Are those special batteries that we don't have access to that maybe in five years we will?
00:36:54.000 And this question won't be so weird to us?
00:36:57.000 Are you sure that that's the way those things fly?
00:36:59.000 I was almost just going to ask that.
00:37:00.000 I don't know how they fly.
00:37:01.000 I don't think they're gas-powered, though.
00:37:03.000 Well, let's find out.
00:37:04.000 It'd be a good thing to know.
00:37:05.000 We might not be able to find that out, I don't think.
00:37:08.000 Department of Defense stuff.
00:37:09.000 You're scared to Google it.
00:37:13.000 That's not something you want to be Googling.
00:37:18.000 You do not want to Google how far can you fly a drone on gasoline while it's carrying two missiles.
00:37:28.000 Just wondering.
00:37:28.000 That sounds like the most American thing ever.
00:37:31.000 A drone filled with gas and oil.
00:37:33.000 Just wondering.
00:37:34.000 With missiles.
00:37:37.000 That's what's happening.
00:37:39.000 Drones.
00:37:42.000 Well, we have to worry about people more than we even have to worry about drones.
00:37:46.000 Right?
00:37:47.000 This new shooting in Florida freaked me the fuck out again.
00:37:53.000 Yeah, it's happening all the time now.
00:37:56.000 It's horrific and the crazy thing is like kids used to joke around about this guy doing that someday.
00:38:02.000 That was something they joked around about.
00:38:05.000 I think that I think that the way that the news reports it and the way that it's such big news isn't helping at all.
00:38:13.000 Because one thing that I've noticed is the whole car ramming thing.
00:38:18.000 Like, that's a new thing.
00:38:19.000 Car ramming?
00:38:20.000 Where a lot of the things that are happening are people just getting in a truck or a car and just running people down.
00:38:27.000 Yeah.
00:38:28.000 It's a fairly new thing that started with, I don't know, maybe that French one or something like that.
00:38:32.000 I can't remember the first one.
00:38:33.000 But since then, because they report it and they blow these things up, and then, bing bang boom.
00:38:40.000 I feel like going off of the car ramming situation and the growth in car ramming alone, that we could sort of see how...
00:38:49.000 Overly reporting these I mean, I don't know if that's even a thing or if I'm what I'm saying is making sense at all But I know what you're trying to say but the counter to that would be Someone had what was the someone made a really good analogy?
00:39:06.000 The point being What this is is only happening here We have to figure out why it's happening here so often.
00:39:16.000 It rarely happens anywhere else, but here it happens pretty often.
00:39:20.000 So what is that?
00:39:21.000 Is it access to guns?
00:39:23.000 Is it mental health?
00:39:25.000 Is it both of those things?
00:39:27.000 Is it, um, it's just far too easy to get guns?
00:39:32.000 Is it that you're not being monitored in the sense of being talked about?
00:39:38.000 And people don't want anybody infringing upon their rights, right?
00:39:41.000 But If we just sat down and had a rational conversation with someone to renew a gun license, you know?
00:39:51.000 Rational conversation with someone who doesn't work for a gun group or anything.
00:39:55.000 Just someone who could just give you a reasonable Reason why you should be suspicious about this person having a firearm.
00:40:04.000 You really don't want to do that either though, because you can't trust people.
00:40:07.000 It's like you're putting people in a position of power to decide who gets the guns and who doesn't get the guns.
00:40:12.000 It's all very, very fucking terrifying and confusing.
00:40:16.000 It seems like the AR-15 is the one that they need to keep an eye on because all the biggest ones are that and it seems to be able to mow down a lot of people at once.
00:40:26.000 Yeah, semi-automatic rifles are more effective in those type of mass shooting situations.
00:40:32.000 That's why those guys use them.
00:40:34.000 That's why they use them in all sorts of horrific ways all around the world, right?
00:40:40.000 That's what they're good at.
00:40:41.000 So then the question is, are they too lethal for a regular person to just be carrying around?
00:40:49.000 You'd want to know why a regular person wants to carry them around, and then you would realize, is that really my right to even ask a regular person why they need it?
00:40:59.000 I mean, if most of these people are law-abiding gun owners, when we freak out that one person who legally bought a gun, in this case, is a kid who legally bought it, does this horrific thing.
00:41:15.000 It's a very good question.
00:41:17.000 And it's a question we all have to ask ourselves.
00:41:20.000 Like, how many times does this happen before something happens?
00:41:23.000 And is the answer arming the schools?
00:41:26.000 That's a fucking terrifying answer.
00:41:29.000 Putting armed guards at schools, like I saw a story where someone had held up two signs.
00:41:35.000 It was like an Instagram thing.
00:41:38.000 The two signs were which one of these signs would make you feel good if you were a killer.
00:41:46.000 It shows no weapons, like a no weapon sign.
00:41:50.000 And then it also shows a sign with an armed guard saying that the staff is armed and trained.
00:41:59.000 And, you know, you're looking at the two of those, you're like, God damn it.
00:42:03.000 I don't want either one of these fucking things.
00:42:05.000 I definitely don't want weapons in schools.
00:42:10.000 But I don't want them to need weapons in schools.
00:42:12.000 That's why I don't want it there.
00:42:14.000 Yeah.
00:42:16.000 But when they, you know, when scenes like this happen, you have to go, well, is there a way?
00:42:21.000 I don't know.
00:42:22.000 I don't know what the way is, other than...
00:42:26.000 Even if you take people's guns away, god damn, you're not gonna get all of them.
00:42:31.000 There's too many of them.
00:42:33.000 The number of guns that people have today, I think it outnumbers humans.
00:42:40.000 I think the number of guns, like total in this country, outnumber humans.
00:42:47.000 Insanity.
00:42:48.000 Even if you are for guns, when the number of things that can kill us outnumber us...
00:42:58.000 Are we overreacting?
00:42:59.000 Are we crazy?
00:43:00.000 Are we stockpiling for some fucking terrible collapse that we're all afraid of?
00:43:06.000 Is that just our thing because we were like the last country or whatever you think?
00:43:12.000 Is it like defensive...
00:43:13.000 I don't know.
00:43:13.000 That's a good question.
00:43:14.000 That's a good question.
00:43:16.000 Like crazy, scared country?
00:43:19.000 Well, there's different uses for firearms.
00:43:23.000 And who are you to say that like recreational shooters who are respectable law-abiding people and there's a lot of them out there that are very good people they just love to shoot pistols at targets they do competitions they enjoy it they like being proficient with a firearm for their own personal safety and there have been cases I think there was a case in Shit,
00:43:48.000 I want to say it was in Ohio, where some guy was stabbing somebody at a mall, and some dude who was a trained shooter at one of those shooting competition things shot the guy and killed him when he was running around stabbing people at the mall.
00:44:05.000 And it was one of those things where no one wanted to play that up in the media because they thought it was, like, irresponsible.
00:44:12.000 It's irresponsible to play up the idea of the rogue vigilante with the pistol.
00:44:17.000 Yeah.
00:44:17.000 But that was a real guy.
00:44:21.000 Like, that guy's actually, like, kind of a hero.
00:44:23.000 Like, if he was in a Bruce Willis movie, he'd be fucking pumped.
00:44:27.000 Like, that guy's kind of a hero.
00:44:28.000 Yeah.
00:44:29.000 Like, he was a normal citizen that happened to have a concealed carry permit, right?
00:44:35.000 I just found another similar story, I guess, from what you're describing.
00:44:38.000 In Minnesota, it was an off-duty cop that stopped somebody that stabbed 10 people.
00:44:42.000 Yeah.
00:44:42.000 It was an off-duty cop that was the stabbed one?
00:44:45.000 So I got that wrong?
00:44:46.000 Who was the firearm instructor one?
00:44:49.000 I don't know.
00:44:51.000 Might have been another similar story too.
00:44:54.000 Might have been but there was definitely one I'm sorry if I fucked that up.
00:44:58.000 There was definitely one where the guy was a One of those big NRA shooting competition type characters This is a terrible terrible tragedy tragedy and These terrible tragedies seem to keep happening and we don't do anything to change everybody's worried about you know,
00:45:17.000 they're Second Amendment rights being taken away, you know, people worried about law-abiding people who would never do anything like this worried about their guns getting taken away, but they And all of us, we have to figure this out.
00:45:31.000 This can't just keep going on this way.
00:45:33.000 And whatever it is, whatever's causing it, whether it's the way people are raising people, the way people are treating people, whatever fucking crazy mental imbalances that we're not treating in each other, whatever the fuck it is, whether it's biological, whatever the fuck it is,
00:45:49.000 we just can't keep, as a civilization, as a Thing that should in its best times be able to get along great with each other these little aberrations They're horrific aberrations, but they exist frequently There's so many of us yeah 320 something million people This is from 2015 more guns and people.
00:46:14.000 Yeah.
00:46:14.000 Well, okay.
00:46:16.000 Oh Boy Wow, so the there's 317 million people in 2013 and 357 million guns.
00:46:28.000 That's crazy.
00:46:29.000 But then the people who are gun nuts will be like, what do you fucking care how many guns I have, man?
00:46:33.000 Okay?
00:46:34.000 I'm a law-abiding citizen.
00:46:35.000 I would never do anything like that.
00:46:37.000 That guy did.
00:46:38.000 That guy's a piece of shit.
00:46:40.000 Fuck him.
00:46:40.000 And they're right, too.
00:46:42.000 Yeah.
00:46:42.000 They're right, too.
00:46:43.000 If you haven't done anything and you would never do anything, Why would you get lumped in with someone who has?
00:46:49.000 If you have a truck and you would never dream into plowing into a mall full of people, why would you get lumped into the same group as a guy who has a truck who did do that?
00:47:01.000 Why should you?
00:47:03.000 It's not fair, but we still have to figure this out.
00:47:08.000 There's something wrong.
00:47:09.000 There's something wrong where there's that many more things that can kill us than us.
00:47:13.000 If a guy pointed a gun at you from across a room, do you have something in your head planned that you would do?
00:47:18.000 No, there's nothing you can do.
00:47:20.000 I would do a bunch of cartwheels and somersaults.
00:47:23.000 That's always been sort of my plan.
00:47:25.000 I feel like if I just do weird movements, you could avoid...
00:47:28.000 There's almost nothing you can do.
00:47:32.000 You know, it's a terrifying, terrifying thing.
00:47:38.000 The ability to just end someone's life with a single movement of your hand.
00:47:42.000 And we learned so early on.
00:47:44.000 I remember, you know, Duck Hunt as a kid.
00:47:46.000 The Nintendo, like, tick, [...
00:47:48.000 Remember that?
00:47:49.000 And you had the gun?
00:47:50.000 Yeah.
00:47:51.000 It's like we learned so early on.
00:47:53.000 Well, it's just that people value people so poorly that they would do that.
00:48:00.000 This is where...
00:48:01.000 We have to find the root of what that is.
00:48:03.000 And that sounds very philosophical and hippy-dippy, but we have to examine what could possibly be inside someone that would make them want to do something like that.
00:48:16.000 What would that be?
00:48:18.000 I mean, how the fuck does that happen?
00:48:20.000 How are there in the same timeline?
00:48:23.000 We're not talking about primitive Roman days or the Vikings or anything crazy.
00:48:28.000 We're talking about right now.
00:48:29.000 How in the same timeline does a guy like you exist alongside someone who can do that?
00:48:36.000 There's something wrong.
00:48:38.000 I also think that there's something to be said about awareness of depression and psychological disorders for the older generation.
00:48:47.000 I feel like in the future, more people are going to know about it and take it as a real thing, but I still think now there's definitely a lot of stubborn...
00:48:57.000 There are parents out there that ignore it and go, you're not depressed, get up, you know, and all this, because it's definitely deep-rooted, a lack of structure in their lives, you know, stuff's gone wrong and they don't have anybody to talk to or anything,
00:49:13.000 you know.
00:49:13.000 That's definitely a common thing.
00:49:16.000 100%.
00:49:16.000 The dissatisfaction with their current state in life, their physical health, people have all sorts of undiagnosed mental issues and maybe they don't have insurance and they can't afford treatment or maybe they just got off of it and they think they're fine.
00:49:30.000 I mean we know guys who did that, who got off of stuff that they weren't supposed to get off of and then they start getting really paranoid and crazy and then someone has to talk them down.
00:49:39.000 And one of the things with being depressed like that is, you know, and like you said, if they don't have insurance, then all of a sudden they're like, I don't have insurance.
00:49:48.000 Little do they know that it's a phone call away to get like, you know, free whatever somehow or help somehow.
00:49:55.000 But also with the depression makes you not want to do that.
00:50:00.000 It makes you, it's part of it is you don't want to sort of find help.
00:50:04.000 It's hard to reach out.
00:50:06.000 Yeah.
00:50:06.000 You know what I find that's interesting that is, I think, avoidable.
00:50:12.000 Maybe we should all think about this a little bit.
00:50:15.000 There's something that happens whenever something takes place where people expect a reaction.
00:50:24.000 They expect a reaction from you.
00:50:27.000 And there's this tendency to get upset At people that are not showing a reaction to it, like publicly, instantaneously.
00:50:38.000 There's a responsibility to show a reaction.
00:50:41.000 And I've been thinking about this.
00:50:42.000 And I was like, is there?
00:50:44.000 I don't know.
00:50:44.000 Because I had put something up, I think on Twitter or Instagram, about our show in Bakersfield tonight.
00:50:52.000 And someone said, hey, maybe not a great time to promote.
00:50:56.000 There was a school shooting.
00:50:58.000 Just saying, or something like that.
00:50:59.000 I didn't know about it.
00:51:02.000 I don't think.
00:51:05.000 Maybe I'd heard peripherally that something happened when I was flipping through Google, but I didn't know the extent of it.
00:51:11.000 And then I saw it and I was like, oh my god.
00:51:15.000 I mean, that is...
00:51:20.000 It's one of the worst things people can do to people.
00:51:25.000 It's to snuff out young life for no reason.
00:51:31.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
00:51:33.000 It's becoming so common.
00:51:35.000 It's becoming common, and there has to be a way to stop it.
00:51:40.000 It's almost like, you know, a way...
00:51:42.000 I feel like people have become so desensitized that it's almost like the new super suicide, you know?
00:51:51.000 People were very desensitized, because if this had happened...
00:51:55.000 20 years ago, it would be a gigantic thing.
00:51:57.000 They would freak people out for days and days, and it would be all anybody's talking about.
00:52:01.000 So in one sense, if I did hear about a school, I think maybe I'd seen something about the school getting shut down or something.
00:52:09.000 So I'm like, oh, fuck, something happened.
00:52:13.000 And then going into it later, the more I looked into it, the more I was like, oh, God.
00:52:19.000 Like, this is just...
00:52:22.000 This is the most heartbreaking news you could ever hear, right?
00:52:27.000 Someone decides to go kill kids.
00:52:30.000 The story you're talking about was in Texas.
00:52:32.000 Okay.
00:52:33.000 Man who opened fire in Texas church shooter was hailed as a good Samaritan.
00:52:36.000 Oh, there was that guy.
00:52:38.000 There was another guy though.
00:52:39.000 It must have been the undercover cop because it was the stabbing story.
00:52:41.000 I might have conflated him.
00:52:43.000 I do that on occasion.
00:52:46.000 Well, we got the story.
00:52:48.000 In two instances, someone who wasn't supposed to be there with a gun had a gun.
00:52:53.000 One of them just happened to be an undercover cop.
00:52:55.000 You don't want people to be vigilantes.
00:52:57.000 You don't want people to be out there fucking Charles Bronson in it, but...
00:53:04.000 Yeah.
00:53:20.000 But, like, before he does, I go, what's that person asking for?
00:53:24.000 Like, I was just curious, like, what he's never been asked.
00:53:26.000 He goes, he wants to know if he can bring his gun.
00:53:29.000 He has a concealed carry license.
00:53:30.000 I don't know the exact laws here.
00:53:33.000 I'm like, no!
00:53:34.000 Don't ask the owner.
00:53:35.000 He's not allowed to bring his gun.
00:53:37.000 Get back to that phone call.
00:53:39.000 No, not mine.
00:53:40.000 I had two shows that night.
00:53:42.000 Like, no.
00:53:43.000 Concealed carry?
00:53:45.000 Uh-uh.
00:53:46.000 Yeah, I got a buddy of mine who carries everywhere.
00:53:49.000 Wow.
00:53:50.000 Everywhere.
00:53:52.000 Man.
00:53:53.000 Yeah.
00:53:53.000 Hope I never accidentally make fun of him.
00:53:55.000 Firearms instructor.
00:53:58.000 He carries everywhere.
00:54:00.000 He lives in Arizona.
00:54:02.000 You can do whatever the fuck you want in Arizona.
00:54:04.000 Arizona thinks it's the 1800s.
00:54:06.000 You think if I did my cartwheel somersault thing, he'd still be able to get me though?
00:54:11.000 Maybe not.
00:54:12.000 Maybe not.
00:54:13.000 You are a clever fellow.
00:54:14.000 I always picture that.
00:54:15.000 You know what else I always picture is in elevators, if the elevator falls and you're in free fall, would you jump?
00:54:22.000 Would you try to jump at the end to sort of...
00:54:26.000 Yeah, because you're going the speed of the elevator anyway.
00:54:28.000 You're gonna get crushed the same exact amount.
00:54:31.000 You're fucked.
00:54:32.000 Darn it.
00:54:33.000 Yeah, it doesn't work.
00:54:34.000 I was gonna try to jump.
00:54:35.000 There's nothing you can do with that one, dude.
00:54:38.000 That's a sad fucked up way to die.
00:54:41.000 Elevator accident.
00:54:42.000 You know, that's one of the things when you're in a place like Manhattan and you're on the 89th floor of a fucking building and you're like, what is this nonsense?
00:54:53.000 What is this nonsense?
00:54:55.000 I feel like it's even worse when it gets stuck, but it's halfway between floors and someone tries to climb out, and then you've heard of them getting decapitated or whatever, and their head's there.
00:55:04.000 They get severed in half, yeah.
00:55:06.000 Dude, those people up there on that 90th floor, those people are just view monkeys.
00:55:10.000 They love it.
00:55:11.000 Get me higher.
00:55:13.000 I want to look over this whole fucking city!
00:55:15.000 Would you want to be on the first floor?
00:55:17.000 I want to be on the first floor, okay?
00:55:19.000 So I can just get the fuck out of there, get out of the office, go home.
00:55:23.000 Why would I want to be on the 100th floor unless I'm just, look!
00:55:26.000 Look at all that shit down below me, motherfucker!
00:55:29.000 I'm up here at the top of the tree because I'm the number one chimp!
00:55:33.000 You fucks!
00:55:34.000 Bring my helicopter!
00:55:36.000 I'm flying right above these guys with my dick out the window!
00:55:40.000 Right?
00:55:41.000 That's the ultimate is to be a dude who lives in the penthouse and gets helicoptered around Manhattan and drop down some fucking dude covered in like...
00:55:50.000 Extinct fox fur, you know, strutting his shit.
00:55:54.000 That's the ultimate.
00:55:55.000 To have a penthouse on the top of a giant building in New York City and have a helicopter land on your roof, you'd be special agent baller.
00:56:02.000 I wouldn't even get in the helicopter.
00:56:04.000 I would attach a rope to the helicopter and have the helicopter go, and I'd just fly like that underneath the helicopter so that when they slowly land, I land.
00:56:14.000 There are guys like that out there.
00:56:17.000 Obviously not wearing extinct furs, but there's guys that are that rich that just get helicoptered around Manhattan and they go to the Hamptons.
00:56:26.000 They get helicoptered out to the Hamptons.
00:56:28.000 They land in their estate.
00:56:30.000 They get out their estate.
00:56:31.000 They have people waiting there in full outfit that work for them.
00:56:35.000 It's like they're in some colonial time.
00:56:38.000 I mean, they're living in a total alternate universe of human beings.
00:56:44.000 Fuck yeah.
00:56:45.000 Have you seen those crazy Hamptons houses?
00:56:48.000 Like way out in...
00:56:49.000 What's this?
00:56:51.000 Wait, Matt Lauer?
00:56:51.000 NBC pays for Matt Lauer's helicopter rides to work.
00:56:54.000 Oh, there you go.
00:56:55.000 From the Hamptons.
00:56:56.000 Bam.
00:56:58.000 His chopper out to the Hamptons where he has a 40-acre horse farm.
00:57:02.000 Wow.
00:57:03.000 He's ballin'!
00:57:04.000 Oh, he's ballin' so hard.
00:57:07.000 Ballin' so hard, Matt Lauer.
00:57:09.000 Wow.
00:57:12.000 Took a helicopter ride to his nice office with a button.
00:57:16.000 That's that thing, man.
00:57:17.000 And it's not just guys like him.
00:57:19.000 It's, you know, rich hedge fund guys and Wall Street guys.
00:57:24.000 I mean, there's people that just have ungodly sums of money.
00:57:28.000 Like, you can't wrap your head around it.
00:57:30.000 You're never going to understand it.
00:57:32.000 They have hundred million dollar estates.
00:57:35.000 Hundred million.
00:57:37.000 You're looking at a hundred million dollar estate, you're like, what?
00:57:40.000 What the fuck is this?
00:57:42.000 That's insane.
00:57:44.000 Yeah, that's a weird thing about capitalism, that someone can get that far out of whack.
00:57:50.000 They could ball that hard, above all.
00:57:53.000 Like, what did you do?
00:57:55.000 And those are some of my favorite crazy stories, is like the Jinx, the Robert Durst one, where he came from, you know, the family that owns just Manhattan skyscrapers and Boom!
00:58:10.000 Yeah.
00:58:10.000 He's crazy.
00:58:11.000 The DuPont guy with the wrestling team.
00:58:14.000 Yeah.
00:58:15.000 That's another wild one.
00:58:17.000 That's one of the wildest ones.
00:58:18.000 Yeah.
00:58:19.000 Yeah, that was a terrifying one.
00:58:20.000 Steve Carell can act his fucking ass off, can he?
00:58:23.000 Hell yeah.
00:58:25.000 Yeah, he's great.
00:58:27.000 It's another thing where someone used a gun to kill someone that they were threatened by in some sort of a masculine way because Dave Schultz was like this super badass wrestler.
00:58:39.000 Him and his brother Mark, top of the food chain wrestlers.
00:58:45.000 Terrible story.
00:58:46.000 I almost went to the, I think, I'm pretty sure I almost went to the Matt Schultz, is it Mark Schultz?
00:58:51.000 Mark Schultz wrestling camp.
00:58:53.000 Back when I was in high school.
00:58:55.000 I went to the Ohio State one instead.
00:58:57.000 He fought Big Daddy Goodrich in the UFC way back in the day.
00:59:05.000 It was his one and only MMA fight in the UFC. And it's really interesting because in the movie that they did with Steve Carell, like that's a historical moment.
00:59:17.000 See, they don't understand MMA so when they made that movie the cage-fighting part was like yeah, whatever just fucking fudge this like how do I why would I believe that anything in that movie is What really happened when the thing that I know for sure really happened you fucked up Yeah,
00:59:37.000 the thing that I know for sure really happened is this guy Big Daddy Goodrich Fought Schultz when Schultz was a top of the food chain wrestler, man.
00:59:49.000 And he just took him down at will.
00:59:52.000 He handled him at will.
00:59:54.000 He took Schultz down.
00:59:55.000 Oh, no, [...
00:59:58.000 There'll be none of that.
00:59:59.000 There'll be none of that.
01:00:00.000 Mark Schultz was a gorilla.
01:00:03.000 I mean...
01:00:05.000 Just, like I said, top of the food chain American wrestler.
01:00:09.000 He's a fucking tank.
01:00:10.000 And so this is him fighting Gary Goodrich with very little striking.
01:00:15.000 Very little striking training.
01:00:16.000 He's just looking for this.
01:00:17.000 And once he gets this, oh, fuck all that.
01:00:20.000 Boom.
01:00:20.000 Takes him to the ground like he's a sack of potatoes.
01:00:23.000 Beats the shit out of him.
01:00:24.000 Mounts him.
01:00:25.000 Does whatever he wants to him when he has him on the ground.
01:00:27.000 Whatever he wants to him.
01:00:28.000 It's a level of grappling that the UFC, up until then, had never seen.
01:00:33.000 You know, it's like if a guy like Daniel Cormier entered into the octagon back there.
01:00:37.000 Same kind of thing.
01:00:38.000 Just takes...
01:00:39.000 Everybody's going down.
01:00:40.000 Shut the fuck up.
01:00:42.000 There's not gonna be any stuff in these takedowns.
01:00:44.000 There's a guy named Jordan Burrows out there that I would...
01:00:47.000 What's that?
01:00:47.000 Why'd they just stop that right there?
01:00:49.000 Well, it was different times, man.
01:00:51.000 It was...
01:00:52.000 Back then...
01:00:52.000 Yeah, they didn't know what the fuck they were doing half the time.
01:00:55.000 Like, look, Mark's got no gloves on and Gary's got no gloves on, but back in the day, you could wear gloves if you wanted to.
01:01:03.000 And I think he has shoes on.
01:01:04.000 Yup, he's got wrestling shoes.
01:01:05.000 And look at this.
01:01:06.000 Boom.
01:01:06.000 I mean, every time he wants to, he can take him down.
01:01:10.000 And he's mounted him.
01:01:11.000 This is just a level of grappling that you just don't understand.
01:01:15.000 You're not getting him off you.
01:01:16.000 Stop.
01:01:17.000 Just stop.
01:01:18.000 This is nonsense.
01:01:19.000 You don't even understand.
01:01:21.000 And Big Daddy Goodrich, I should just say, is an incredibly strong guy.
01:01:26.000 And an awesome athlete.
01:01:27.000 What's happening here?
01:01:29.000 What happened?
01:01:30.000 It's Big John.
01:01:32.000 Oh, did he key lock him?
01:01:34.000 That's interesting.
01:01:39.000 In my head, I had that he beat him up and won a decision.
01:01:42.000 How did that result?
01:01:46.000 Did he submit him?
01:01:47.000 No, I can't believe I remember this wrong.
01:01:51.000 Well, either way, I just remember just watching.
01:01:53.000 Yeah, looks like he got him in a key lock.
01:02:00.000 Oh no, okay, it wasn't that.
01:02:02.000 They just stopped it.
01:02:04.000 Huh.
01:02:06.000 Okay.
01:02:07.000 So it was a stoppage.
01:02:09.000 Either way.
01:02:10.000 There's a guy named Jordan Burrows who, when he wrestles, he's the greatest double league takedown ever.
01:02:15.000 Just shoots low, drives in.
01:02:17.000 His opponents know he's going to do it.
01:02:20.000 He's won multiple golds.
01:02:23.000 I mean, he's just a monster.
01:02:25.000 And I would love, love, love to see him learn how to strike a little bit or learn some jiu-jitsu and figure out UFC. Because in almost the history of wrestling, this guy is a freak.
01:02:38.000 Shoots low.
01:02:38.000 There's nothing you can do.
01:02:40.000 Here he is.
01:02:41.000 There's just nothing.
01:02:43.000 He just dominates people.
01:02:45.000 Serious drive, man.
01:02:46.000 Boom.
01:02:46.000 Boom.
01:02:47.000 Over and over again.
01:02:48.000 Just destroys people.
01:02:49.000 Look at that drive, man.
01:02:53.000 Damn, he's good.
01:02:54.000 He wrestled on, like, Times Square.
01:02:56.000 Did you see that?
01:02:56.000 Yeah.
01:02:57.000 That was cool, yeah.
01:02:58.000 He wrestled in Times Square?
01:02:59.000 Last year, maybe, like, in the winter.
01:03:01.000 Oh, really?
01:03:02.000 Yeah.
01:03:02.000 Oh, wow.
01:03:03.000 Look at that.
01:03:03.000 Damn, his wrestling's insane.
01:03:04.000 Where's that guy going?
01:03:05.000 Nowhere.
01:03:06.000 Well, you know, this is what we're seeing with Khabib Nurmagomedov.
01:03:10.000 When you see, like, this super high-level striking, or excuse me, super high-level grappling, it shuts down even, like, really good grapplers.
01:03:18.000 Is this him in Times Square?
01:03:19.000 Yeah.
01:03:19.000 Wow, this is awesome.
01:03:21.000 Who is he wrestling against?
01:03:22.000 Some guy that thought he was about to get points right there.
01:03:25.000 That's crazy.
01:03:27.000 Who is he wrestling against?
01:03:29.000 Does it say?
01:03:31.000 Oh, it's got some rap music on it that'll get us kicked off YouTube.
01:03:35.000 But this is all, these are like world championships and stuff.
01:03:39.000 Crazy, man.
01:03:40.000 Serious power.
01:03:42.000 And technique.
01:03:44.000 I think that's the most important skill in MMA. I've always thought it, and I still do, because I think these guys can learn defense for grappling, defense for jujitsu, and they can learn submissions, which is probably even more important.
01:03:59.000 Way quicker than a regular person.
01:04:01.000 They're so used to squeezing shit already.
01:04:04.000 Yeah.
01:04:19.000 Another thing with wrestling is hip movement and hip control and spinning around a guy hitting an easy reversal just from popping down and back up.
01:04:29.000 Yeah.
01:04:29.000 If you don't wrestle, you're not taking a wrestler down.
01:04:31.000 Yeah.
01:04:32.000 And it's crazy sometimes watching high-level fights and sometimes I don't have...
01:04:38.000 Obviously, when you're at a live fight, I don't have the audio.
01:04:41.000 So it's like sometimes I'm seeing what's...
01:04:44.000 Just a little thing that's wrong, you know, like, for example, like, in Diaz-McGregor 2, I remember a part where Diaz was trying to take McGregor down, but his hips were above McGregor's, who had dropped his just lower, whereas if Diaz pops down and back up, he's got him.
01:05:00.000 But, you know, all this stuff's happening at once, and sometimes you can see it with wrestling, and it's just the difference in a little thing, that sometimes the energy and the emotions of the fight, it's about, you know, just being like, oh yeah, drop down, up, and like, you know...
01:05:14.000 Yeah.
01:05:15.000 Yeah, it's very, very technique-oriented.
01:05:19.000 And that's, like, the people that have never done any kind of grappling don't understand when you're watching, like, someone drive in.
01:05:26.000 When you see a beautiful, like, if you go back to, like, who's got one of, like, the best power doubles?
01:05:33.000 Frankie Edgar's got one of my favorite power doubles ever.
01:05:36.000 He takes a lot of motherfuckers down that are really tough to take down.
01:05:39.000 But if you watch as he enters into it, there's such a flow to it.
01:05:44.000 It's an aggressive attacking...
01:05:46.000 Like George St. Pierre.
01:05:47.000 When George was in his prime, ooh!
01:05:49.000 Dude, everybody was scared of that takedown, man.
01:05:51.000 That power double was coming.
01:05:52.000 Josh Koscheck went early on in the sport.
01:05:55.000 Josh Koscheck had ridiculous power in his takedowns.
01:05:59.000 Just ridiculous.
01:06:00.000 He would just drive through you.
01:06:01.000 It's so technical.
01:06:04.000 That's the whole thing in wrestling.
01:06:06.000 Strength and quickness and all this stuff is so secondary to some dude that'll own you doing your own thing.
01:06:13.000 He'll wrestle jujitsu you.
01:06:15.000 He'll just let you think that you're about to do something while he moves ahead.
01:06:19.000 I think everybody should know that Yoel Romero is a real human being.
01:06:24.000 That that's possible.
01:06:26.000 Everyone should know.
01:06:28.000 When it comes to what's important about wrestling, Yoel Romero It's a real thing.
01:06:33.000 That's what happens.
01:06:34.000 This is what you have when you have as elite a wrestler as you can get in a super athlete body.
01:06:40.000 Good luck.
01:06:41.000 Good luck.
01:06:42.000 He decides whether you're going down.
01:06:45.000 If you take him down, it's luck.
01:06:46.000 He might have been half-assed in the takedown defense because he knows as soon as he gets down, he'll just fucking flip you over and stand back up again.
01:06:53.000 It's just not the same kind of thing.
01:06:55.000 It's like he's just way more athletic than you.
01:06:59.000 Way stronger than you.
01:07:01.000 They need to get Nagano to work out with him.
01:07:04.000 Dude.
01:07:05.000 Well, Nagano's way too heavy.
01:07:06.000 Unfortunately, you're dealing with 85 versus heavyweight.
01:07:09.000 But at 85...
01:07:10.000 No, I mean like train.
01:07:12.000 To train with him?
01:07:12.000 Yeah.
01:07:13.000 But still, it's a big guy to train with.
01:07:15.000 He's so good, dude.
01:07:16.000 Is this his highlight reel?
01:07:18.000 Dude, he's so good.
01:07:21.000 He's knocked out with stunning accuracy.
01:07:24.000 Luke Rockhold, Chris Weidman.
01:07:27.000 Look at that.
01:07:28.000 Boom, dude.
01:07:31.000 Tim Kennedy.
01:07:32.000 I mean, he's a fucking monster, although the Kennedy fight was marred by controversy.
01:07:36.000 You can never ignore that.
01:07:38.000 He did not come out for the...
01:07:40.000 Oh, look at that left hand.
01:07:41.000 He did not come out for the...
01:07:43.000 for the end of the round and he was still sitting on his stool and they had wasted all this time Trying to give him more chances to recover.
01:07:53.000 You have to be afraid of any guy whose shoulders stick up like that.
01:07:58.000 Dude, he's terrifying.
01:07:59.000 It's like a King Cobra, how it warns you with its wings.
01:08:04.000 He's stopping this dude with body strikes.
01:08:07.000 I mean, that is crazy.
01:08:08.000 Who the fuck stopped someone with driving elbows to the body?
01:08:12.000 Who the fuck stopped somebody with that?
01:08:14.000 Oh my god.
01:08:15.000 Yeah, dude.
01:08:16.000 I mean, that was meat.
01:08:17.000 He made meat out of that.
01:08:19.000 Go back to that.
01:08:19.000 Let me look at that again.
01:08:21.000 That's crazy.
01:08:26.000 Wow.
01:08:26.000 Yeah, look at it right there.
01:08:28.000 They'll show it.
01:08:29.000 Look, it's got blood all over his elbow.
01:08:31.000 That's just...
01:08:32.000 That is a crazy...
01:08:33.000 His whole face is a mess.
01:08:36.000 But that's a crazy amount of force this guy can generate.
01:08:41.000 And wrestling is just another level, man.
01:08:44.000 Like that kind of shit?
01:08:45.000 Yeah.
01:08:45.000 He could do that to anybody.
01:08:47.000 Yep.
01:08:48.000 Like he fought Brad Tavares right there.
01:08:50.000 And Brad Tavares is a stud.
01:08:53.000 And it was like they were nowhere near the same weight class, like the way he can handle them.
01:09:00.000 He's just so fucking powerful.
01:09:02.000 And this just shows you where the fucking stud Tim Kennedy is.
01:09:06.000 Tim Kennedy almost had him.
01:09:07.000 The reason why he didn't come out for, I believe it was the third round when he came out late, was because by the end of the second, Tim had him in deep, deep trouble.
01:09:18.000 Tim had caught him with a couple of big punches and staggered him.
01:09:21.000 And so when he went back to his corner, look at that fucking shot that he lands when he knocks him down, then another one.
01:09:27.000 He just smashed him at the end.
01:09:30.000 The craziest thing about Tim Kennedy is he does all this.
01:09:34.000 And for a big chunk of his career, he was active military and still fighting like that.
01:09:42.000 Yeah, Yoel Romero is...
01:09:44.000 Yeah, and here's him just smashing Miyoto Machida.
01:09:47.000 He's terrifying.
01:09:48.000 So he's going to get the next shot at the middleweight title after he just knocked out Luke Rockhold.
01:09:53.000 I can't believe Whitaker knocked him.
01:09:55.000 That's the crazy thing is knocked him out like this is the crazy thing You're talking about a guy's like one of the best wrestlers to ever fight in MMA and he's knocking people out Standing leaping in and cracking you with punches hitting you at flying knees knocking out world champions I mean KO'd Chris Weidman with a flying knee.
01:10:10.000 He's not he's just he's on another level like a real Fucking monster athlete like it's just it's a pleasure to get to watch someone who has such fantastic Technique and physical attributes all combined like his wrestling technique is just ridiculously good his timings ridiculously good his explosions it's like to watch that I mean for me a guy who's been around the sport for a long time when
01:10:40.000 a guy comes out and just stands out that hard and You go, whoa, like this guy is a real outlier physically.
01:10:48.000 He's gonna make such a good pro wrestler in a few years.
01:10:51.000 Oh, if he does decide to do that?
01:10:53.000 Fuck yeah, he would make an amazing one.
01:10:55.000 Yeah, like as he gets older, yeah.
01:10:57.000 Are they stretching him out here?
01:10:58.000 Yeah, he's super fucking flexible.
01:11:02.000 Dude, he's a product of the Cuban wrestling system.
01:11:04.000 And if you listen to my podcast with Matt Brown, I'm going to plug that one more time because I enjoy the shit out of it.
01:11:11.000 It was one of the MMA shows I did last week with Matt Brown, and he and I were talking about it.
01:11:16.000 And he's...
01:11:20.000 He spent an entire six weeks, I believe, in Cuba at one of his training camps.
01:11:26.000 And the way these people live and train, they are all in, man.
01:11:32.000 They are all in.
01:11:33.000 And there's just a tremendous amount of talent over there, both in boxing.
01:11:38.000 And in judo, as well as wrestling.
01:11:41.000 Taekwondo, they have a big Taekwondo team.
01:11:44.000 Like, Cuba doesn't fuck around athletically, man.
01:11:46.000 But it's just, to see a guy like that, and you go, wow.
01:11:52.000 And he's 40. What would that guy have been like when he was 30?
01:11:56.000 Good lord.
01:11:56.000 He's 40?
01:11:57.000 He's 40. What would he have been?
01:11:59.000 Better?
01:11:59.000 Would he have been faster?
01:12:01.000 Now on top of all that, Robert Whitaker still beat him with a blown out knee.
01:12:06.000 That's amazing.
01:12:08.000 Whitaker is a monster.
01:12:10.000 That shows you how amazing he is.
01:12:11.000 He still managed to stuff takedowns with a completely blown out knee.
01:12:15.000 Crazy.
01:12:16.000 Yeah, Whitaker is no fucking joke.
01:12:18.000 He's a scary guy, and he's getting better.
01:12:21.000 I think Whitaker's only like 27, right?
01:12:23.000 How old's Robert Whitaker?
01:12:25.000 That sounds about right.
01:12:27.000 He's one of the younger guys that's a world champion currently, I believe.
01:12:31.000 27?
01:12:32.000 Yeah.
01:12:32.000 So he's still growing and learning, man.
01:12:35.000 That guy at 30, I mean, he's a world champion right now.
01:12:39.000 At 30, he's going to be better than he is right now.
01:12:41.000 He's just going to keep getting better.
01:12:43.000 Another thing is Yoel didn't show any of the signs of pain from the shin injury that he had.
01:12:51.000 That's a big part of it, too.
01:12:53.000 You know, is not letting your opponent know what's hurting you.
01:12:55.000 Because I'm sure if Rockhold knew that he hurt his shin more than he hurt his, then he would have kept picking away at it.
01:13:03.000 But he didn't let him know.
01:13:04.000 So it just seemed like he wasn't affecting him with his leg kicks.
01:13:07.000 Meanwhile, Yoel's like, ow!
01:13:09.000 Yeah.
01:13:13.000 What is he like?
01:13:14.000 Ow!
01:13:15.000 Yeah.
01:13:16.000 Painful!
01:13:17.000 Well, he's a super winner.
01:13:18.000 He's what you would call a super winner.
01:13:20.000 You know?
01:13:21.000 I mean, that's really what he is.
01:13:23.000 If you get these Olympic-level athletes that have just been competing their whole lives, they just know how to win.
01:13:32.000 And when he learned how to strike, everybody just...
01:13:35.000 You're fucked.
01:13:37.000 You got this guy?
01:13:38.000 There's only but a few guys that can survive it.
01:13:40.000 That have been able to survive it.
01:13:43.000 You know, but the most impressive one.
01:13:48.000 I mean, shit.
01:13:50.000 This is a real wealth of talent right now.
01:13:54.000 I was just going to say, it's a very exciting time to be a UFC fan.
01:13:58.000 It really is, man.
01:13:59.000 It's unbelievable.
01:13:59.000 Because, like, Robert Whittaker was the first guy to...
01:14:04.000 Is he the first guy to beat Yoel in the UFC? I want to say he is.
01:14:11.000 And I want to say that Yoel lost like one of his really early MMA fights to Feijão in Strikeforce.
01:14:20.000 Is that true?
01:14:25.000 Rafael Cavalcante, yeah.
01:14:27.000 It's Strikeforce.
01:14:28.000 Barnett versus Karatanov, Sergey Karatanov.
01:14:31.000 So that was like way back in 2011. So yeah, it was one of his first fights.
01:14:37.000 He lost that fight and then he lost to Whitaker.
01:14:39.000 So he hadn't lost since the Feijau fight.
01:14:43.000 Almost all knockouts.
01:14:44.000 Yeah, and the only one that has an asterisk right next to it is the Tim Kennedy fight.
01:14:49.000 Because there was definitely some fuckery there.
01:14:51.000 Definitely some cheating.
01:14:53.000 They definitely stayed on that stool an extra few seconds.
01:14:57.000 How long did they wind up staying on the stool for extra?
01:15:01.000 I want to guess it was an extra 15 seconds.
01:15:04.000 I think that might be...
01:15:07.000 What did he do?
01:15:08.000 He just chilled for a bit?
01:15:09.000 Might have been less than 15. He just didn't get up.
01:15:12.000 He sat there.
01:15:13.000 He was in there.
01:15:15.000 The corner was leaving.
01:15:17.000 He's still sitting on a stool.
01:15:18.000 Approximately 30 seconds.
01:15:20.000 30 seconds.
01:15:20.000 That's a long time.
01:15:22.000 That's a long time.
01:15:23.000 I was thinking it was 15. I was thinking I might have been wrong.
01:15:27.000 It might have been 10. They didn't even try a trick like the old Spill the Ice, that classic, which I love so much.
01:15:34.000 Dude, 30 seconds is a long time for a guy to recover.
01:15:37.000 He could have easily been KO'd.
01:15:39.000 He could have...
01:15:40.000 I mean, who knows?
01:15:41.000 Because he's such a super athlete.
01:15:42.000 He might have been able to rebound, but he might not have, too.
01:15:46.000 We'll never know.
01:15:47.000 If you're taking 30 seconds, you're taking it because 20 seconds wasn't enough.
01:15:51.000 Yeah.
01:15:52.000 Well, it would be a minute at that point.
01:15:55.000 There's a minute and a 30-second break on top of that.
01:15:59.000 So it was a minute thirty from the time Tim was beating on him till the time the round ends.
01:16:05.000 He goes back to his corner, clearly fucked up, and then he sits on the stool for a long time.
01:16:10.000 It's 100% of an asterisk.
01:16:13.000 Asterisk.
01:16:14.000 Did you ever say that word right?
01:16:16.000 Asterisk.
01:16:17.000 Asterisk.
01:16:18.000 It always sounds wrong.
01:16:19.000 It's like when George Bush used to say especially, and he would say especially.
01:16:23.000 Ha ha ha.
01:16:24.000 The Vaseline?
01:16:25.000 Does that have anything to do with it?
01:16:27.000 There's so much Vaseline on him and they tried to get the trainer in and he couldn't understand what they were saying.
01:16:31.000 Was that what it was too?
01:16:32.000 That's what this says here.
01:16:34.000 Yeah, but he was sitting there.
01:16:36.000 He was sitting there.
01:16:36.000 And Tim Kennedy's standing there.
01:16:38.000 The round's over and he's got his arms up in the air.
01:16:40.000 He's like, see if you can play that.
01:16:41.000 Can you play that or that'll get us kicked off.
01:16:43.000 I don't have to find it.
01:16:45.000 Okay, don't worry about it.
01:16:46.000 You don't have to find it.
01:16:47.000 But that's the only one next to his name where you gotta go, oof.
01:16:53.000 That one ain't good.
01:16:56.000 Can't take a 30-second break.
01:16:58.000 Yeah, that's not good.
01:17:00.000 And he wound up winning that fight, which is, man, there's a major violation there.
01:17:05.000 That's a giant...
01:17:08.000 Not being ready for the start of the next round, if the round starts, the referee doesn't want to stop the fight.
01:17:16.000 He doesn't want to give it to your opponent because you can't start the round on time.
01:17:19.000 But he's in a terrible situation where he wants the fight to continue, but he also understands that you're taking unfair advantage here by just sitting here while you should be engaging in a contest.
01:17:29.000 There's a specified one-minute break.
01:17:31.000 You've exceeded your one-minute break, therefore I must disqualify you.
01:17:34.000 So they're stuck.
01:17:35.000 Yeah.
01:17:35.000 They're stuck in no man's land.
01:17:36.000 And they don't want to be the party pooper.
01:17:38.000 Fuck, dude.
01:17:39.000 In-house.
01:17:39.000 If we could just get Yoel up real quick.
01:17:41.000 Yeah.
01:17:42.000 He's just in the 30 seconds later.
01:17:44.000 He finally...
01:17:45.000 Like, what?
01:17:47.000 How?
01:17:48.000 That's a big one, man.
01:17:49.000 I didn't know it was 30 seconds.
01:17:51.000 I really thought it was 15 or less.
01:17:55.000 But, take that away, because, you know, that's unfortunate, but shit happens.
01:18:01.000 Take that away and you're looking at just a freak.
01:18:04.000 The freak of freaks.
01:18:06.000 I love it.
01:18:07.000 He's gonna come in here.
01:18:08.000 He is?
01:18:09.000 With Joey.
01:18:10.000 Diaz?
01:18:11.000 Yes.
01:18:11.000 Wow.
01:18:12.000 Joey's gonna help translate.
01:18:14.000 So if everything's going smooth, or maybe he doesn't understand what I'm saying, he might turn to Joey, and they'll just fucking throw their hands up in the air, kiss each other and shit, and then we'll be back at business.
01:18:27.000 I'd be surprised if you all can get these headphones over his shoulders.
01:18:32.000 I know.
01:18:32.000 He's a tank.
01:18:33.000 I don't know...
01:18:36.000 I don't know how much he wants to talk about his life in Cuba and what it was like wrestling there, but I would be utterly fascinated to hear about that.
01:18:44.000 You know?
01:18:45.000 And to rise to the top of the heap in that crazy shark tank of athletic talent and then go on to medal in basically every wrestling championship that he entered internationally.
01:18:58.000 I mean, he's just one of the...
01:18:59.000 Freak of freaks.
01:19:02.000 Fascinating that those guys exist.
01:19:03.000 I think it's so important that we know because everybody has these ideas in their head about like physical limitations and physical capabilities and then you see like a Walter Payton And you just go, oh, whoa.
01:19:19.000 Or Herschel Walker.
01:19:21.000 Herschel Walker is a great example.
01:19:22.000 You see Herschel Walker run and you go, oh, what?
01:19:27.000 That's a person too?
01:19:28.000 Crazy.
01:19:29.000 How is that guy?
01:19:31.000 I mean, Herschel Walker to this day is super jacked and he's in his 50s.
01:19:36.000 That was him in his late 40s fighting in Strikeforce.
01:19:38.000 Look at that.
01:19:40.000 54. Wants to fight again.
01:19:41.000 Is this new?
01:19:42.000 We'll click it and see.
01:19:44.000 Come on.
01:19:44.000 Seriously?
01:19:45.000 From June 2016. Oh, two years ago.
01:19:47.000 So now he's 56. Wants to fight again still.
01:19:49.000 Open to Rampage back.
01:19:51.000 He's open to a Rampage Jackson bout.
01:19:53.000 He's so crazy.
01:19:54.000 He might win.
01:19:56.000 Dude, Hershel Walker's terrifying.
01:19:58.000 Yeah.
01:19:58.000 That's another, exactly the same thing we're talking about.
01:20:01.000 It's another insane level of physical talent, above and beyond.
01:20:07.000 Wasn't he like all push-ups only or something for a while?
01:20:10.000 Apparently that's a lot of what he did.
01:20:11.000 A lot of what he did was push-ups and a lot of bodyweight exercises, and he didn't really necessarily lift weights.
01:20:19.000 Who knows, man?
01:20:19.000 He might be telling the truth, but...
01:20:22.000 It seems like he looks like a guy who lifts weights.
01:20:25.000 So if he could be that jacked at 47 or 48 and not lift weights...
01:20:31.000 This was 2011 from this photo?
01:20:35.000 I had that picture, yeah.
01:20:36.000 Okay.
01:20:36.000 So, but, you know...
01:20:38.000 Not a young man, and ridiculously ripped, and always has been.
01:20:42.000 He's just a severe outlier.
01:20:44.000 There's Brock Lesnar-type guys.
01:20:46.000 Yeah, there was a guy when Jamie and I were back in Columbus, way, way, way back, named Maurice Claret, a running back for Ohio State that only played one year.
01:20:54.000 He was a freshman, and broke every freshman record.
01:20:58.000 This and that led us to a national championship.
01:21:00.000 Wasn't even that tall.
01:21:02.000 Probably, I don't know, who knows, whatever, 5'10", 5'9", something like...
01:21:07.000 Not that tall, but he had thighs and hips where he would just keep running.
01:21:12.000 He would just keep his legs moving and he would run people over.
01:21:15.000 Just boof, boof, boof, smashing guys.
01:21:18.000 Guys on the defense, when we played them in high school, because he was right around the corner at Warren Harding in Youngstown.
01:21:27.000 So we played him in high school.
01:21:28.000 Our guys were being taken off on stretchers on the defense.
01:21:31.000 Guys trying to tackle him.
01:21:34.000 Stretcher, stretcher, stretcher.
01:21:36.000 I'm not even kidding.
01:21:37.000 It was crazy.
01:21:39.000 Maurice Claret.
01:21:41.000 Did you see that video?
01:21:43.000 He's built like a midget, but he's a real human man.
01:21:45.000 Look at that.
01:21:46.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:21:48.000 Because he's got so much muscle.
01:21:50.000 Yeah.
01:21:52.000 Did you see that video of Brock Lesnar punching that guy for real in a wrestling match?
01:21:57.000 He's done that quite a few times.
01:21:59.000 Sometimes Brock lets dudes know what's up.
01:22:01.000 If they don't do things right or if they're not...
01:22:03.000 The dude kneed him in the face pretty hard.
01:22:04.000 Yeah.
01:22:05.000 And his head snapped back.
01:22:06.000 And Brock cracked this dude.
01:22:08.000 Yeah.
01:22:09.000 Like with real punches.
01:22:11.000 Like, I'm going to hit you with real punches now.
01:22:14.000 Like, boom, boom.
01:22:15.000 Sometimes they do that.
01:22:16.000 You hit him a couple times on the jaw.
01:22:17.000 That was an old school.
01:22:18.000 The dude hits him here.
01:22:19.000 That's a hard fucking knee to the head.
01:22:22.000 And Brock gets up and you can see.
01:22:24.000 He's very unhappy.
01:22:26.000 Boom!
01:22:27.000 That's a real punch right there.
01:22:29.000 That is like the kind of shit that he hit Frank Mir with.
01:22:31.000 That's real.
01:22:33.000 Yeah, they're playing big-time ball.
01:22:35.000 That is a freak.
01:22:37.000 That guy, man, people think about him as a WWE guy, and then they think about him as fighting in the UFC and winning some fights and being this bad motherfucker, but they don't You know, when he beat Shane Carwin, I mean, that was a big fucking fight for him.
01:22:52.000 To be able to choke out Shane Carwin.
01:22:54.000 But what people don't realize is, like, when he was an amateur wrestler, he was a fucking monster.
01:23:00.000 It's just his decision to go into the UFC late after he'd already been doing pro wrestling.
01:23:06.000 People were like, oh, this guy.
01:23:08.000 But look, this guy is a fucking unbelievable athlete.
01:23:13.000 You ever seen his NFL combine scores?
01:23:15.000 No.
01:23:16.000 Have you seen that shit, Jamie?
01:23:17.000 See if you could Google Shane Carwin versus Brock Lesnar combine, because somebody made one of those images, and it showed their numbers, similar height, similar weight.
01:23:30.000 Brock was a fucking freak.
01:23:33.000 And it shows in the WWE ring.
01:23:35.000 People say, sure, it's fake, but it's not.
01:23:38.000 Because you can see, compared to all the other athletes, some of them that only did that their entire lives, the number of strides that he takes is longer and faster.
01:23:49.000 And you just see him, even from seats far away, you can see, wow, that guy's big and moving.
01:23:57.000 He's moving at the same speed as the...
01:23:59.000 The crazy luchador Mexican wrestlers were earlier, but he's that size with shoulders like that.
01:24:04.000 He had what I would call a fractured MMA training that led him to the heavyweight champion.
01:24:10.000 And I say fractured that He jumped right into the deep end and won and beat guys like Randy Couture, beat guys like Frank Mir, Shane Carwin, beat some world-class guys.
01:24:22.000 But if he had started, I think, earlier in his life and learned how to strike and got some of that in there first so that it wasn't such an alien thing to him when he was fighting in the big leagues.
01:24:35.000 He's really only been striking for a few years.
01:24:37.000 If he learned how to strike from a real technical instructor, someone who was real technical, And still had that wrestling ability when he was younger.
01:24:45.000 I mean, who the fuck else is like that?
01:24:48.000 Who else is like that?
01:24:49.000 When we got him, he was in his 30s already.
01:24:51.000 He'd been doing pro wrestling a long time.
01:24:53.000 It beats the shit out of your body.
01:24:54.000 You might think it's fake.
01:24:55.000 There's nothing fake about when he flipped over the fucking top rope and landed on his head.
01:24:59.000 Remember that one?
01:25:00.000 Yeah, I'm in salt.
01:25:01.000 Yeah, that's not fake.
01:25:02.000 You try faking that.
01:25:03.000 You're dead.
01:25:04.000 Most people are dead from that.
01:25:05.000 He survived and kept going with the wrestling move.
01:25:08.000 This is not a normal athlete.
01:25:11.000 But every now and then, one of those guys comes along, and if they can...
01:25:15.000 I mean, obviously Brock was very technical when he was in high school and when he was a young wrestler.
01:25:22.000 If you watch some of the videos of him when he was a younger guy, he was slightly smaller.
01:25:26.000 He was definitely a smaller guy, but he still was a gorilla.
01:25:29.000 I mean, there's no getting around that genetics.
01:25:33.000 There's like...
01:25:34.000 But it's rare that a guy like that, him, can reach the level where you're seeing Yoa Romero.
01:25:45.000 Because that's almost like another level even past what Brock's capable of doing.
01:25:50.000 I can't find Shane's numbers.
01:25:52.000 40-yard dash time, 4.7.
01:25:55.000 Vertical jump, 35. Standing long jump, 10 feet.
01:26:00.000 He can stand and jump 10 feet forward, and he's 265 pounds.
01:26:05.000 Bench press, 225 pounds for 30 reps.
01:26:09.000 40-yard dash time, 4.7 vertical jump.
01:26:12.000 What is this?
01:26:12.000 Why is there two?
01:26:13.000 I don't know why I repeated it.
01:26:14.000 Okay.
01:26:14.000 Wow.
01:26:15.000 Oh, I see.
01:26:15.000 Okay.
01:26:16.000 So that was the last stat, was the bench press.
01:26:18.000 225-pound bench press for 30 reps.
01:26:20.000 That's a lot of fucking reps, man.
01:26:22.000 That's crazy.
01:26:26.000 But I know there's guys who do more than that.
01:26:27.000 Yeah, the similar thing I could find was in a forum.
01:26:30.000 It said that Shane did like 43 reps on that, but I couldn't find his other stats.
01:26:33.000 Oh, so you did more bench press?
01:26:35.000 What is the world record in the combine of how many times a guy can bench press 225?
01:26:41.000 I'm going to guess 50. Do you think a guy can do it 50 times?
01:26:46.000 Probably.
01:26:46.000 There's probably some, like, giant...
01:26:48.000 Is that it?
01:26:48.000 51. Wow!
01:26:50.000 Price is right.
01:26:52.000 Wow.
01:26:52.000 Who is it?
01:26:53.000 Justin Ernest.
01:26:54.000 Justin Ernest, you bad motherfucker.
01:26:57.000 There's probably some field goal kicker.
01:26:59.000 Jesus Christ.
01:27:00.000 Just jacked the tits.
01:27:01.000 Doesn't want to get hit.
01:27:03.000 All I do is kick balls and press bench.
01:27:06.000 Imagine if they just made field goal kickers that were just giant Brock Lesnar-style gorillas, too.
01:27:12.000 That'd be fun.
01:27:13.000 Why couldn't those guys kick just as good, or if not further and faster?
01:27:18.000 Kickers are always like, you're not supposed to hit them, right?
01:27:20.000 Yeah.
01:27:21.000 You can't hit the kicker.
01:27:22.000 That seems so crazy!
01:27:24.000 That seems so crazy!
01:27:26.000 That's a weird job, man.
01:27:28.000 You miss a kick, all those guys don't care about you.
01:27:32.000 They, like, stab you in the back.
01:27:34.000 I mean, there's no loyalty for the kicker.
01:27:36.000 The rest of the other guys hold each other up, but from what I've read and understand, it's, like, a depressing job.
01:27:43.000 It's gotta be!
01:27:44.000 You're not a part of it.
01:27:47.000 You can't get hit.
01:27:48.000 That's the one thing everybody's afraid of.
01:27:49.000 And you can't get hit?
01:27:52.000 And the littlest stuff throws them off, too.
01:27:54.000 Like, in this last Super Bowl, you know, they painted, like, the 25-yard line with a special Super Bowl emblem, and it messed these guys up, because it's white, so they're not used to kicking off green.
01:28:04.000 Who was the first kicker?
01:28:05.000 Is that the designated kicker?
01:28:07.000 Has that always been the rule, that you can't hit the guy who's the kicker?
01:28:10.000 Am I wrong?
01:28:11.000 Do I know what I'm talking about?
01:28:12.000 It's not that you can't hit them.
01:28:14.000 You can definitely hit them.
01:28:15.000 Oh!
01:28:15.000 You just can't hit them while they're kicking the ball.
01:28:18.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:28:18.000 So you can hit them after they kick the ball?
01:28:20.000 While they're in the process of kicking, you can't kick their leg.
01:28:23.000 Unless you're about to block it, if you hit the ball, you can't actually then run into them.
01:28:26.000 But if you don't block the ball, then you can't touch them.
01:28:28.000 But if you're reaching for the ball, and you've got to remember their leg's coming forward at a crazy fast rate, if you miss the ball and you hit them, and by the way, the rule's crazy, and the same goes for the punter.
01:28:38.000 Like, if you hit them while their leg is basically still in the air, huge penalty.
01:28:43.000 Really?
01:28:44.000 Huge.
01:28:44.000 Yeah, this is afterwards.
01:28:45.000 This guy's a punter.
01:28:46.000 This is Pat McAfee.
01:28:47.000 He jacked up this guy on a punt return.
01:28:49.000 So, like, he's not afraid to go hit him.
01:28:51.000 He fucked him up, but...
01:28:52.000 Yeah, he's probably out for three years after that, the kicker.
01:28:55.000 No, is what he did illegal right there?
01:28:57.000 No, not at all.
01:28:58.000 He's just now part of the team.
01:28:59.000 He can go hit them, but usually, like a quarterback, they want to try to...
01:29:02.000 He's the only punter on the team, so you've got to protect that guy.
01:29:05.000 Otherwise, you're fucked without a kicker.
01:29:07.000 You've got to go to somebody else.
01:29:08.000 Wow, interesting.
01:29:10.000 Jim, you love the football, don't you?
01:29:12.000 Yeah, it's just a weird way.
01:29:13.000 It's a high-level chess thing, too.
01:29:15.000 There's 53 guys.
01:29:16.000 You have to break it down, and then it's all strategy, and it's all pre-snap strategy because it's only five seconds at a time, and it's all setting this up.
01:29:23.000 I'm going to trick you.
01:29:24.000 It's just the guys up in the booth, old 50-year-old men that think they know a lot about football, and they can't actually go do it.
01:29:30.000 Sort of like an MMA, like a Duke Rufus type guy.
01:29:34.000 Very...
01:29:34.000 Just like call things out.
01:29:35.000 It's very strategic.
01:29:36.000 Very much chess.
01:29:37.000 And that's why Bill Belichick and Tom Brady make it to the Super Bowl pretty much every year.
01:29:42.000 Which is, you know, just like with the UFC, we've seen so many fights like any given Sunday almost, right?
01:29:48.000 Like if you made the same match ten times, we know it's not going to go that way every time.
01:29:52.000 Right.
01:29:53.000 But...
01:29:55.000 Those guys have a way of figuring it out.
01:29:57.000 So it's crazy to see.
01:29:59.000 When you think about a pro football team, like all the planning that has to be in place, all the monitoring of everybody's health, all the knowing what everyone's capable of, all the Different strength and conditioning routines.
01:30:12.000 You must watch these guys perform.
01:30:14.000 And drills, you must watch these guys complete.
01:30:16.000 And then you get together.
01:30:17.000 All these people are trying to strategize.
01:30:19.000 What's the best moves?
01:30:19.000 And the quarterback's got to figure some shit out and call things out in the field.
01:30:23.000 It's really a fucking nutty game.
01:30:24.000 And they can throw money at it.
01:30:25.000 They can throw money to fix any of those problems they want.
01:30:28.000 And when you factor in that some of the times they're doing things just to set you up completely to make you think like, Oh, we saw them do the, when we watched video of them play the Raiders, they did this, so this next play is going to be this, and boom, gone.
01:30:42.000 Another touchdown.
01:30:44.000 Yeah, the thing that's just, obviously, the issue is what happens to the players when they get older.
01:30:50.000 It's harder to watch it now, right?
01:30:52.000 It doesn't seem the same.
01:30:53.000 It doesn't seem like the same thing to me anymore.
01:30:55.000 Now, when a guy goes down, I'm like, oof.
01:30:57.000 And that sounds fucked up coming from someone who's seen a lot of fights, but...
01:31:01.000 I just think it's...
01:31:03.000 It's all...
01:31:05.000 It's all bad.
01:31:07.000 Yeah.
01:31:07.000 It's all bad to get hit that hard.
01:31:09.000 But in a fight, there's a high possibility that you could avoid getting hit that hard.
01:31:13.000 If you're like a Mighty Mouse.
01:31:14.000 Or if you're like a...
01:31:16.000 A GSP, or a top-of-the-food-chain athlete, a Jon Jones.
01:31:20.000 He's gonna get hit hard, too.
01:31:23.000 There's no getting around it.
01:31:24.000 They used to sell those tapes that are the biggest hits of the NFL. There used to be commercials on TV. It's a little tough to watch those now.
01:31:30.000 Don't you think that they're getting hit harder?
01:31:32.000 Yeah.
01:31:33.000 They're getting hit harder than a UFC guy is, right?
01:31:35.000 Well, the speed is so fast now.
01:31:38.000 They're faster than they were even five, ten years ago.
01:31:40.000 Yeah, I've seen some of those hits and I'm trying to imagine the difference between that and like a punch or a kick and it's multiple magnitudes of power stronger.
01:31:50.000 Like a guy's getting launched through the sky with these hits.
01:31:54.000 I mean, they get launched, they lift off the ground, they go flying.
01:31:58.000 These are 200 pound plus men.
01:32:00.000 I'm pretty sure football's worse because when it's helmet to helmet, I don't think there's any shin to skull kick that could even compare to that because your brain is hitting the inside of your skull if you're receiving that hit.
01:32:14.000 Unless another guy's wearing a helmet running at you at full speed, especially if you're running the direction that he's in, boom.
01:32:23.000 That's like two cars hitting head-on.
01:32:25.000 If you've seen the difference between a car accident and a head-on car accident, what happens to the dummy and what happens to people, it's night and day.
01:32:32.000 This first play here.
01:32:33.000 This is the very first play of the biggest hits.
01:32:35.000 He fucking launches the guy.
01:32:38.000 Whoa.
01:32:38.000 Stars.
01:32:40.000 Jesus Christ.
01:32:41.000 Probably knocked out.
01:32:43.000 Yeah, I would imagine a lot of guys get knocked out.
01:32:45.000 I mean, you know, they say that some concussions happen from getting hit in the chest.
01:32:50.000 That we always thought about concussions.
01:32:52.000 Oh, you got hit in the head.
01:32:53.000 You got a concussion.
01:32:54.000 I didn't know until like fairly recently.
01:32:55.000 That's how stupid I am.
01:32:57.000 I didn't know that you can get a concussion from getting hit to the body.
01:33:00.000 Because when you get hit in the body, your brain jostles around just as much.
01:33:06.000 It's a difference between the hemorrhaging in the brain that you often get from local trauma.
01:33:12.000 That's scary shit.
01:33:13.000 People fall and hit their heads.
01:33:16.000 But just getting kicked to the body fucks your brain up.
01:33:19.000 That's what's crazy.
01:33:20.000 It's not just hitting right on the spot.
01:33:24.000 Which definitely does it too.
01:33:26.000 But guys get their brains rattled from a kick to the body.
01:33:29.000 For sure for a takedown.
01:33:31.000 For sure for football.
01:33:33.000 I once had a bad one in a wrestling match in high school.
01:33:37.000 I got stuck in a bridge and the guy had me in a head scissors and he snapped it back real hard and my head hit the mat.
01:33:43.000 I woke up with puke on me.
01:33:45.000 I was still...
01:33:47.000 I was still on my back in the middle of the mat and I had puked.
01:33:50.000 Like projectile.
01:33:51.000 Out cold and puked.
01:33:53.000 Out cold and puked.
01:33:53.000 That's dangerous, man.
01:33:54.000 You could choke on your own vomit.
01:33:56.000 That's the one time I had to go straight to a hospital.
01:33:59.000 It was crazy.
01:34:01.000 I was in an ambulance.
01:34:02.000 Yeah, I think football is probably the most impact because you're both running.
01:34:07.000 So a guy's running at you full clip.
01:34:09.000 That never happens in wrestling.
01:34:10.000 There's never like running at you.
01:34:12.000 This guy Ryan Shazier, number 50. He does a normal tackle, but he is just now getting the feeling back in his legs.
01:34:20.000 This happened about six months ago.
01:34:22.000 Oh my god.
01:34:24.000 Yeah.
01:34:26.000 Oh my god.
01:34:26.000 Some really freak accident in his spine on a normal tackle.
01:34:30.000 Normal everyday tackle.
01:34:31.000 Holy shit.
01:34:34.000 Play like that can happen like that.
01:34:37.000 Any given five seconds of an NFL game, a player like that can just have his life changed.
01:34:42.000 And that's another freak athlete from the Ohio State University that's been one of the top linebackers every year.
01:34:48.000 Yeah, I mean, it's super unfortunate that the body's so goddamn brittle.
01:34:55.000 But it's also one of the things that makes it so fascinating.
01:34:58.000 You see what these guys are capable of doing.
01:35:00.000 There's a brief window, like the Olympics, which is going on right now.
01:35:03.000 This is a brief window where someone can be good as a Michael Phelps.
01:35:08.000 How many years do you have where you can just dominate swimming like that?
01:35:12.000 Do you have 10?
01:35:13.000 Is that real?
01:35:14.000 Is that a real number?
01:35:15.000 Is it 15?
01:35:16.000 I mean, what is it?
01:35:17.000 You definitely can't keep it up forever.
01:35:19.000 So when does everything just fall apart?
01:35:21.000 So when you're watching someone Who can do crazy shit with their body and then you see a tackle like that that leads to a guy being paralyzed like, oh man.
01:35:33.000 Fuck, dude.
01:35:35.000 That's hard, you know?
01:35:37.000 But you wouldn't want, would you want it to change?
01:35:42.000 Football?
01:35:43.000 Yeah, I think they should have big like balloon helmets on.
01:35:46.000 Big silly looking super soft bouncy helmets.
01:35:51.000 Would you want it to change?
01:35:53.000 I've been thinking about that.
01:35:53.000 I think it's going to change a little bit.
01:35:56.000 If you were the commissioner, if someone said, young Jamie, you seem to know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:36:01.000 Would you please do us a favor and tell us how to run this football thing?
01:36:04.000 Yeah, there's things I think they could do to change it.
01:36:06.000 There's stronger helmets they could probably be using.
01:36:08.000 I don't know if that would help them.
01:36:10.000 I could probably have some more protection.
01:36:12.000 The technology is probably around the corner.
01:36:14.000 It's probably like some type of weird airbag in a helmet that they're going to end up getting or something weird.
01:36:19.000 Right, like maybe a decelerator or something like that that absorbs the impact of the hit on your head so it doesn't snap you back.
01:36:27.000 The conventional wisdom is that the helmets actually make it worse, because they can hit each other much harder, whereas they get more damage than a rugby player gets.
01:36:37.000 Rugby players, because they know there's no padding, they're not doing the same kind of crazy shit.
01:36:41.000 It requires different techniques if you want to have a career.
01:36:45.000 I mean in rugby's obviously they get down and dirty and it's a very very tough game, but you have to do a totally different thing when you're not padded up.
01:36:55.000 It's like if you watch their scrums and you watch some of the crazy physical altercations they have, it looks more like running and wrestling.
01:37:02.000 There's like a lot of wrestling involved.
01:37:04.000 Whereas with football it's just this like fucking chaos of colliding bodies and people fucking smashing into people and jumping over people and I just re-listened to that NPR episode about football and how it started, and that's how football used to be.
01:37:17.000 It used to just be two people or two teams would line up, and they'd just run into each other and scrum and just slowly move the ball down the field.
01:37:24.000 Slowly, slowly, slowly.
01:37:25.000 And then eventually, as time went by, they started adding the pass and things, and now it's just...
01:37:30.000 The NFL has literally just passed the ball for as many touchdowns as you can get.
01:37:33.000 Hopefully nobody gets hurt.
01:37:35.000 Ian Edwards was trying to turn me into a soccer fan, but it just didn't take...
01:37:38.000 We tried.
01:37:39.000 We tried.
01:37:40.000 Me and him in a bar.
01:37:41.000 He showed me some super important game, and I'm just mocking it, mocking him, making fun of the whole thing.
01:37:47.000 I could see you being a pro wrestling fan before being a soccer fan.
01:37:51.000 Oh, for sure.
01:37:52.000 Yeah.
01:37:52.000 No, look.
01:37:54.000 I've stated on numerous occasions I'm a huge Ric Flair fan.
01:37:57.000 Yeah.
01:37:57.000 I love that.
01:37:59.000 We're getting you there.
01:38:00.000 Baby steps.
01:38:01.000 I love The Rock.
01:38:02.000 I think The Rock is awesome.
01:38:04.000 I go to see all his movies.
01:38:06.000 I do.
01:38:06.000 I went to see Jumanji twice.
01:38:08.000 I got starstruck.
01:38:09.000 I met Ric Flair at the airport after the Royal Rumble.
01:38:13.000 It was so crazy.
01:38:14.000 Our flight had just gotten delayed on the tarmac and then canceled.
01:38:18.000 We get deboarded.
01:38:19.000 Everybody else is waiting at the desk.
01:38:21.000 I'm like, I'm going to go to the customer service part of this airline.
01:38:24.000 I know how this crap works.
01:38:26.000 There's a long line.
01:38:27.000 So I'm like, I'm going to go to the customer service.
01:38:29.000 And I'm walking by myself.
01:38:31.000 And there he is.
01:38:33.000 Walking straight at me by himself.
01:38:36.000 And I literally...
01:38:37.000 As I'm getting closer, I'm like, that's not Ric Flair.
01:38:40.000 That's not Ric Flair.
01:38:40.000 That's not Ric Flair.
01:38:41.000 And then out of my face comes, Nature Boy!
01:38:44.000 And he goes, Yeah, man.
01:38:46.000 I'm like...
01:38:46.000 Hell yeah, buddy!
01:38:48.000 Do you follow him on Instagram?
01:38:51.000 I follow him on Twitter.
01:38:53.000 I don't know if I do follow him on Instagram.
01:38:54.000 He's got a good Instagram.
01:38:55.000 I follow him on Instagram.
01:38:56.000 He's the best, man.
01:38:57.000 Just a legend.
01:38:58.000 Yeah.
01:38:59.000 You know, it's like stuff like that that I enjoy about pro wrestling.
01:39:03.000 That's what I enjoy.
01:39:04.000 The most ridiculous aspects of it.
01:39:06.000 Yeah.
01:39:06.000 Like, I was a big fan of Jimmy the Superfly Snooker back in the day.
01:39:09.000 Because it was just so ridiculous that he would always wind up on the top rope.
01:39:13.000 Yeah.
01:39:13.000 Put some guy unconscious underneath him and he would fly through the air and land on him.
01:39:17.000 We were always pumped about it.
01:39:19.000 So silly.
01:39:20.000 There's a lot of fun stuff happening there.
01:39:22.000 There is.
01:39:22.000 Yeah.
01:39:24.000 The man.
01:39:26.000 The nature.
01:39:27.000 Woo!
01:39:27.000 The nature.
01:39:28.000 Ha ha ha ha.
01:39:31.000 I used to be a fan of Bob Backlund.
01:39:33.000 Do you remember Bob Backlund?
01:39:34.000 Yeah, of course.
01:39:34.000 I was like, he's a no-nonsense guy.
01:39:36.000 That's a no-nonsense guy.
01:39:38.000 That's how I felt about him.
01:39:39.000 He was, to me, what embodied an actual wrestler versus the pro wrestling.
01:39:45.000 And he stuck out like a sore thumb.
01:39:46.000 Because he did the pro wrestling thing, but not really.
01:39:49.000 What he basically did is just engulf you on the ground and hit you with some ridiculous...
01:39:55.000 Real wrestling that you're not really prepared for.
01:39:58.000 His finishing move fucking hurts.
01:40:00.000 Crossface chicken wing?
01:40:01.000 See, he was just, for whatever reason, he wasn't appreciated enough.
01:40:06.000 It hurts!
01:40:07.000 He was too normal.
01:40:08.000 People didn't appreciate him enough.
01:40:09.000 The figure four hurts in real life, too.
01:40:12.000 The figure four leg lock?
01:40:14.000 Yeah.
01:40:14.000 Is that a real thing?
01:40:15.000 Ric Flair invented it.
01:40:17.000 Oh, I know, but I'm saying, is it a real submission?
01:40:19.000 Look, here's the only catch.
01:40:21.000 It's a real submission, but the person has to basically let you put them in it.
01:40:25.000 Can I see it?
01:40:26.000 Or they have to be completely unconscious.
01:40:29.000 But Bob Backlund, I had you back, buddy, back in high school.
01:40:33.000 When all the other kids were, uh, they only liked the Superfly and then Hulk Hogan.
01:40:37.000 Here it is.
01:40:38.000 Here it is.
01:40:38.000 Let me see.
01:40:39.000 Step over.
01:40:39.000 See, you have to twist all the way around.
01:40:41.000 Okay, let me see this.
01:40:42.000 See, this is the part they have to be like, hey, what are you doing?
01:40:44.000 Hold on, let me see this.
01:40:46.000 Drops.
01:40:46.000 Oh, yeah, that's totally legit.
01:40:48.000 Yeah, dude, if you can get a guy into that position, that shit will hurt.
01:40:51.000 Yep.
01:40:51.000 If you get a guy like Gordon Ryan puts you in something like that just for fun, yeah, he'll fuck your legs up.
01:40:56.000 But here's a, go back to it again, I don't think it's a good position for a couple reasons, though.
01:41:01.000 Right there it's good if you can get to that.
01:41:04.000 But I'm not sure what's stopping him from scooting his butt towards that guy's right leg.
01:41:14.000 Here's the catch.
01:41:15.000 If you can roll over while you're in the figure 4 leg lock, it completely reverses the polars of the pain.
01:41:25.000 So then Ric Flair would be like, oh no!
01:41:29.000 Well, let me see it again.
01:41:30.000 And by the way, that's also true in real life.
01:41:32.000 I've tested that.
01:41:33.000 Well, what I'm saying is like the position...
01:41:37.000 It's...
01:41:38.000 There's a natural way to defend it that it doesn't seem like the guy's defending it.
01:41:41.000 That's why I... Like, look.
01:41:43.000 Oh, he's trying to keep him from putting it in there.
01:41:45.000 Oh, he stepped on his dick.
01:41:46.000 Is he stepping on his dick?
01:41:47.000 A little bit.
01:41:47.000 That's the Undertaker.
01:41:48.000 You're allowed to?
01:41:49.000 Okay.
01:41:49.000 Oh, this is a sharp...
01:41:50.000 Oh, no, it is.
01:41:51.000 Okay, that's a heel hook.
01:41:53.000 Yeah, that's different.
01:41:53.000 Okay, the guy...
01:41:54.000 Here's why this is so fucking stupid.
01:41:56.000 The guy who's getting his leg cranked is actually the guy who's in the best position.
01:42:01.000 He's in a heel hook position.
01:42:03.000 Yeah.
01:42:03.000 You just grab his leg, right?
01:42:05.000 So who's supposed to be getting hurt here?
01:42:07.000 This is actually...
01:42:08.000 The guy in black.
01:42:09.000 The guy in black?
01:42:10.000 No, no.
01:42:10.000 The guy in black has a better position.
01:42:12.000 All he has to do is reach back with his right arm and hook his elbow onto the ankle.
01:42:17.000 No, you time out, motherfucker.
01:42:18.000 This is not a figure four leg lock.
01:42:20.000 This is embarrassing.
01:42:21.000 That's a heel hook.
01:42:22.000 He's giving him a heel hook and the other guy's pretending he's in pain.
01:42:24.000 This is crazy.
01:42:26.000 This isn't even a figure four leg lock.
01:42:27.000 I don't even know what this is.
01:42:29.000 It's a modified...
01:42:30.000 Oh, come on.
01:42:32.000 Look, he's in agony.
01:42:32.000 No, he's got a fucking heel hook.
01:42:34.000 Take the heel hook.
01:42:35.000 It's right there.
01:42:36.000 You go like this.
01:42:36.000 You clamp your hands together.
01:42:38.000 The match is over.
01:42:39.000 I mean, it's 100% over.
01:42:40.000 In real life, yeah.
01:42:41.000 Well, what the fuck are they doing then?
01:42:43.000 What are they doing?
01:42:44.000 Winners or losers?
01:42:45.000 Everybody gets a trophy?
01:42:46.000 Is that what you're doing?
01:42:47.000 You're showing a terrible position!
01:42:48.000 The guy in white is in trouble!
01:42:51.000 What happened?
01:42:52.000 The Undertaker one?
01:42:53.000 He broke out.
01:42:54.000 Oh, he broke out.
01:42:55.000 Yeah, the other guy's doing it wrong for the whole fucking time.
01:42:58.000 There's the inverted finger for it.
01:43:00.000 Yeah, this one maybe?
01:43:01.000 Okay, this is one.
01:43:02.000 Steps over.
01:43:03.000 Yeah, boy, it takes a lot of work to get someone to do that.
01:43:06.000 Wow, what is that?
01:43:07.000 I've never seen that one.
01:43:08.000 I'll tell you what that is.
01:43:09.000 Okay.
01:43:10.000 That looks painful.
01:43:11.000 Go back to that again.
01:43:12.000 Let me see that again.
01:43:14.000 I think it's the same thing.
01:43:15.000 I think it's the same thing.
01:43:17.000 Go back.
01:43:18.000 It's the same thing.
01:43:18.000 No, no, no.
01:43:19.000 A little bit further back.
01:43:21.000 I've got to see the setup.
01:43:22.000 I've got to see the setup.
01:43:23.000 Okay, he steps over.
01:43:25.000 The other guy is basically triangling his lower leg.
01:43:28.000 The guy on the bottom is in a better position.
01:43:29.000 This is nonsense.
01:43:30.000 The guy on the bottom fed his leg through the center, which is the worst thing he could have done right there.
01:43:34.000 He had a triangle on that.
01:43:36.000 He should have fed it.
01:43:37.000 He should have tried to go it through the...
01:43:39.000 He could have fucking swept that guy with that.
01:43:40.000 Let me see it one more time.
01:43:42.000 Let me see one more time.
01:43:43.000 See, this guy's stepping over and then this guy can just triangle that leg right there.
01:43:47.000 Why is he doing that?
01:43:48.000 He let him put it in the center.
01:43:50.000 Even if he lets him put it in the center, he's supposed to move as soon as that guy spins and then you're free.
01:43:56.000 He should have wound up on top there.
01:43:59.000 Oh, see, this is a true figure four.
01:44:01.000 This is a true figure four.
01:44:01.000 This is John Cena.
01:44:02.000 There you go.
01:44:03.000 Boom, boom, boom.
01:44:05.000 Hmm, it might hurt.
01:44:06.000 Yeah, it'd probably hurt if a guy, a big gorilla like John Cena got you in that shit.
01:44:11.000 But you have to be almost dead.
01:44:13.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:44:15.000 To be able to do all that shit.
01:44:18.000 I mean, he might be able to do it to me.
01:44:19.000 Don't get me wrong.
01:44:20.000 Exactly.
01:44:21.000 But it's a person his size.
01:44:22.000 For example, if anybody ever hit a figure four leg lock in a real fight, that would be the most watched WorldStar video ever.
01:44:29.000 I wonder if it's been done.
01:44:30.000 Figure four!
01:44:31.000 Figure four!
01:44:31.000 See, the thing is today, well, John Cena reversed it.
01:44:34.000 Oh, that's actually real.
01:44:35.000 That's real as fuck.
01:44:36.000 That hurts like hell.
01:44:37.000 What he's doing is he's fucking that guy's knee up and he's cranking on his neck at the same time.
01:44:40.000 Yep.
01:44:41.000 And under his nose, the inside of his wrist.
01:44:44.000 Whoa, you can tap now?
01:44:45.000 Oh, you've always been able to tap.
01:44:47.000 That's the whole point.
01:44:48.000 That's how Ric Flair beats people.
01:44:49.000 I always thought that you'd get counted out when you pin the guy.
01:44:53.000 That's one way.
01:44:54.000 Is this a new thing?
01:44:55.000 Countouts?
01:44:56.000 How long have they been tapping for pins?
01:44:58.000 There's disqualification, countouts, tapouts, and if the ref hits the mat three times with his hand...
01:45:04.000 How long have they been tapping out?
01:45:07.000 How many years?
01:45:07.000 Forever.
01:45:08.000 From the beginning?
01:45:08.000 Bob Backlund, who you mentioned...
01:45:10.000 He's tapping people out?
01:45:10.000 Yeah, he's a cross-faced chicken wing.
01:45:11.000 How do I forget this?
01:45:11.000 They have submission-only matches.
01:45:13.000 Right.
01:45:13.000 That goes on for 45 minutes.
01:45:14.000 Did they have them back in the Superfly days?
01:45:17.000 I think so.
01:45:17.000 With Iron Sheik?
01:45:18.000 Oh, yeah.
01:45:18.000 Iron Sheik's move.
01:45:19.000 Camel Clutch.
01:45:20.000 Submission.
01:45:20.000 He made guys tap.
01:45:21.000 They quit.
01:45:22.000 Camel Clutch hurts in real life, too.
01:45:23.000 Why did I block that out of my memory?
01:45:25.000 Mandible Claw is one of the best.
01:45:26.000 That's a weird thing to block out of your memory.
01:45:28.000 Why did I block out the tap outs?
01:45:30.000 Because you have not wanted to be a pro wrestling fan.
01:45:33.000 You have been in denial of your love.
01:45:36.000 Look at this.
01:45:36.000 This is the Mandible Claw from Mankind.
01:45:38.000 Oh, man.
01:45:38.000 Puts a sock on his hand and then shoves his two fingers underneath your tongue.
01:45:44.000 Oh, my God.
01:45:46.000 And then squeezes his thumb underneath your chin in that space and tries to connect it.
01:45:51.000 What do they call that?
01:45:52.000 The Mandible Claw.
01:45:54.000 But at one point, it was Mr. Socko, when he was working with The Rock, and they had the Rocko-Socko connection.
01:46:00.000 Shut your fucking mouth.
01:46:01.000 Yeah.
01:46:02.000 So he's got a sock puppet on, and he stuffs it in your mouth, and that's how he submits you?
01:46:05.000 No, he keeps the sock in his underwear until it's time.
01:46:08.000 And then when he gets you down, the crowd goes crazy.
01:46:12.000 So you got ball sweat?
01:46:12.000 He's pulling that ball sweat sock out?
01:46:13.000 He pulls the sock out and lifts it up, and that crowd goes insane.
01:46:17.000 That is the dumbest and most awesome thing I've ever heard.
01:46:21.000 At the same time.
01:46:23.000 The dumbest and most awesome thing at the same time.
01:46:25.000 Heck yeah.
01:46:26.000 See, that kind of shit, that's funny.
01:46:28.000 Yeah.
01:46:28.000 That's funny.
01:46:29.000 It's ridiculous.
01:46:30.000 But the thing about pro wrestling is that a lot of people, myself included, don't want to enjoy it.
01:46:35.000 They don't want to let go for something like that.
01:46:38.000 I think you were perhaps weeks away from becoming a pro wrestling fan.
01:46:42.000 I think you're delusional.
01:46:44.000 You've always been an interesting guy, Tony, but I don't trust your judgment on many issues.
01:46:49.000 That's being one of them.
01:46:50.000 Oh, I think you're weeks away.
01:46:52.000 You're gonna watch Ronda's match, though.
01:46:55.000 You're gonna see what happens at WrestleMania.
01:46:57.000 I mean, you're definitely gonna watch highlights.
01:47:00.000 The fuck is wrong with you.
01:47:02.000 The fuck is wrong with you.
01:47:06.000 They rebooted the Cosmos, son.
01:47:07.000 I'm watching that.
01:47:09.000 Oh, my God.
01:47:11.000 It's so fun.
01:47:13.000 Yeah.
01:47:15.000 But pro wrestling's fun, man.
01:47:16.000 I just took everybody...
01:47:17.000 We went to the Royal Rumble, had a blast, took a whole crew of LA comedians out to Philly, saw Ronda Rousey come out.
01:47:24.000 We were all very surprised.
01:47:26.000 It was exciting.
01:47:27.000 Yeah, it was a big deal.
01:47:29.000 Yeah.
01:47:30.000 You guys get super excited.
01:47:32.000 Yeah, yeah, we went crazy.
01:47:33.000 That part I can't get high.
01:47:34.000 I just...
01:47:35.000 All the nuances to follow along, who's mad at who.
01:47:40.000 Oh, you would love it.
01:47:41.000 They keep it really easy.
01:47:43.000 Just like UFC, they give you a little breakdown before.
01:47:45.000 They have their own Joe Rogan type who's doing the voiceover.
01:47:49.000 Here's why this person's like this.
01:47:51.000 The technical side of things.
01:47:53.000 They do a cool little background and explanation before so you can catch up quick.
01:47:58.000 And then all of a sudden, BOOM! You're watching...
01:48:01.000 The only thing that seems interesting about the possibility of that is that To me, I've overdosed on reality.
01:48:12.000 Whether it's pawn shows or whatever the fuck it is that's on TV. Swamp people or people making moonshine.
01:48:21.000 All that stuff.
01:48:22.000 I don't have any desire to watch any more reality.
01:48:28.000 Do you know who Braun Strowman is?
01:48:29.000 No, but what I was going to say is...
01:48:32.000 I'd rather watch like a really good fiction.
01:48:35.000 Like something that's good.
01:48:36.000 Some show.
01:48:38.000 Something that's like written.
01:48:40.000 Yeah.
01:48:41.000 Somewhere I know it's going to be good.
01:48:42.000 Yeah.
01:48:43.000 All the time.
01:48:44.000 Not every now and then a guy tries to mouth fuck a dude with a sock on his hand.
01:48:48.000 No.
01:48:48.000 That's kind of funny.
01:48:49.000 That's kind of funny, but I don't have the kind of time to wait for that to generate.
01:48:52.000 It's like when I hear about Saturday Night Live sketches, I'm like, I'm sure they get one every now and again that's fucking amazing.
01:48:58.000 But I don't have 90 minutes on Saturday Night Live.
01:49:00.000 I agree with you 100% on Saturday Night Live.
01:49:02.000 But they get good ones.
01:49:03.000 They get good ones.
01:49:04.000 Not as good as pro wrestling.
01:49:06.000 Listen, those Alec Baldwin ones, he knocks it out of the park.
01:49:09.000 There's some funny shit.
01:49:11.000 Still.
01:49:12.000 Alec Baldwin's done some stuff with Pro Wrestling.
01:49:16.000 I'm sure he has.
01:49:17.000 What's Alec Baldwin's most popular show?
01:49:18.000 30 Rock Pro Wrestling.
01:49:21.000 30 Rock is Pro Wrestling?
01:49:23.000 No, The Rock.
01:49:23.000 I tried to make a reference there, but it didn't work.
01:49:26.000 Isn't 30 Rock just like an address?
01:49:28.000 You're silly.
01:49:30.000 You're a silly person.
01:49:31.000 That's the worst pun you've ever done.
01:49:33.000 You need to take a break from puns.
01:49:34.000 Refuel.
01:49:36.000 Every time I'm on this show, you tell everybody that I'm the pun king.
01:49:40.000 People come see my stand-up.
01:49:41.000 They're like, I'm really surprised that you didn't do any puns after.
01:49:44.000 You rattled off three or four really good ones right before this show started.
01:49:49.000 I try to hold back.
01:49:51.000 During the whole Jane Goodall thing, you don't think I wanted to say chimpin' ain't easy?
01:49:54.000 I wanted to, but I didn't.
01:49:56.000 Why didn't you say it?
01:49:58.000 I don't want to be known as the pun guy.
01:50:00.000 Dude, you're funny.
01:50:01.000 But I'm funny in other ways.
01:50:03.000 You are.
01:50:04.000 Don't be insecure.
01:50:05.000 Let your talent shine.
01:50:07.000 You're very funny with puns.
01:50:10.000 I'm trying to show my full balance.
01:50:12.000 You have that too.
01:50:13.000 But don't hold your puns back when you know that they're natural.
01:50:16.000 That's the thing.
01:50:17.000 You got them right there.
01:50:18.000 They're popping in your fucking crazy head.
01:50:20.000 You're right.
01:50:21.000 Let them free.
01:50:21.000 You're right.
01:50:22.000 Let them free, Tony Hinchcliffe.
01:50:24.000 You're right.
01:50:25.000 Let those fuckers free.
01:50:26.000 Let them free!
01:50:26.000 Woo!
01:50:27.000 Pun it up.
01:50:29.000 Yeah.
01:50:29.000 We're nice people, so we're not going to repeat what we said before the show started.
01:50:34.000 Where you were rattling off all those puns.
01:50:36.000 I don't remember them.
01:50:38.000 That's not important.
01:50:42.000 Is there ever been a time in your life where there was something that you now think is really fucking stupid, but you believed in then, like ghosts or anything goofy like that?
01:50:53.000 Yeah, I still think there's a slight chance that I saw something one day at the comedy store.
01:50:59.000 It's silly, but yeah, I don't know what it was.
01:51:02.000 Maybe I was borderline about to pass out.
01:51:05.000 Maybe it was like a low blood sugar attack, but I saw something weird one day out of all the days that I worked there for years.
01:51:11.000 What happened?
01:51:13.000 In the middle of the day one day I was working the phones on the second floor in the phones room where like the booker's room is now.
01:51:20.000 And I was going outside to the belly room to like smoke a joint or smoke a cigarette or something like that.
01:51:27.000 But that's a dark room and I was walking through there and when I was walking through there...
01:51:34.000 I stopped and felt like something it just felt weird like something in my gut felt weird and I sort of stopped and I looked to my right right where that other door is like if you're walking into the belly room from the belly room green room and there's that green hallway and you finally come across so you're right in front of the men's room well right to your right there's that other door that leads down to like the back bar and the back gullet hole everything so those two doorways are right next to each other and I stopped there and I saw some weird white Silver floaty looking thing.
01:52:05.000 This was like eight years ago.
01:52:08.000 Cigarette smoke?
01:52:09.000 Some of the smoking cigarettes over there and they blew some smoke?
01:52:12.000 No, it was indoors.
01:52:13.000 I'm indoors.
01:52:14.000 Somebody was smoking cigarettes indoors?
01:52:15.000 No, this is back when nobody was at the Comedy Store during the day.
01:52:18.000 It's impossible to smoke cigarettes indoors at this time.
01:52:20.000 Yeah, nobody else...
01:52:22.000 Was it smoke?
01:52:23.000 It was more glowing than smoke.
01:52:26.000 Like, it had its own...
01:52:27.000 Was it spooky smoke?
01:52:30.000 It could have been perhaps a reflection off of headshots, but there was nothing on that side.
01:52:36.000 It was an empty bathroom.
01:52:38.000 May I suggest that this was during the day?
01:52:40.000 Yes.
01:52:40.000 And the dust in the comedy store is world class.
01:52:45.000 Yeah.
01:52:46.000 World class.
01:52:46.000 The last time they run a motherfucking vacuum cleaner over those stairs is the first time they run a motherfucking vacuum cleaner over those stairs as you're walking up there.
01:52:56.000 I'm just kidding now.
01:52:58.000 It's pretty clean now, but that's how it used to be for the longest time.
01:53:02.000 And you're going to see, like, when the wind, like, a window's open and the sunlight's coming through, you know that glint?
01:53:10.000 There's so much dust there that, like, you could see it in those little beams.
01:53:15.000 Like, you could see it float in the air.
01:53:17.000 You'd be walking by going, oh, great, I'm breathing in that.
01:53:23.000 All those old buildings are like that, right?
01:53:24.000 The kicker with this one was that I didn't tell anybody about it because I was obviously like, whatever.
01:53:30.000 I mean, it freaked me out.
01:53:31.000 I didn't end up smoking.
01:53:33.000 I remember I slowly turned around and walked back to the phone's room because I was freaked out.
01:53:38.000 I interrupted you to try to be funny and I failed.
01:53:40.000 So could you just explain it one more time?
01:53:43.000 Like you're walking, you see this thing.
01:53:46.000 What do you see?
01:53:47.000 Describe it to me.
01:53:47.000 It's sort of like human height, but like glowy.
01:53:51.000 It sort of looked like, I would say like a jellyfish.
01:53:54.000 Is it shaped like a human?
01:53:55.000 Sort of.
01:53:56.000 Sort of, a little bit.
01:53:58.000 Like it seemed like it had like...
01:53:59.000 Casper?
01:54:00.000 Sort of, yes.
01:54:01.000 As cheesy as that sounds, it sort of did.
01:54:04.000 But it was more, it wasn't like a solid white.
01:54:07.000 It was like...
01:54:08.000 Here's a question.
01:54:09.000 This is a good one.
01:54:10.000 Like why were ghosts always depicted as being like wispy?
01:54:14.000 Ghosts were always wispy and flying through the air.
01:54:17.000 And the creepy thing is, that's what this sort of felt like.
01:54:19.000 It felt wispy.
01:54:20.000 Like on the sides, there was sort of like a...
01:54:23.000 I don't know, sort of like how you see that with a fish or something like that.
01:54:28.000 Oh, right, right.
01:54:28.000 Like little tentacles or something moving it through the air.
01:54:31.000 I know this sounds ridiculous, but that's what I saw.
01:54:34.000 Look, it does sound ridiculous, but again, so do people.
01:54:38.000 People sound ridiculous.
01:54:40.000 Like, if we were in a real thing, and you had to think about, like, if there was no life form that changed the environment around it.
01:54:48.000 None.
01:54:48.000 The biggest thing would be like a...
01:54:51.000 A hermit crab or something like that steals a shell and lives inside of it.
01:54:55.000 If that was how most of nature was, like a bear den, or the bear dug a hole on the side of the hill.
01:55:00.000 If that was it, there's the extent of people and animals and birds making nests, and then all of a sudden you went to a new place and you saw Manhattan, You would be so fucking freaked out.
01:55:13.000 You wouldn't be able to believe that this one organism is capable of altering the environment around it so radically.
01:55:19.000 And it's the only thing like it.
01:55:20.000 The only thing like it by far.
01:55:24.000 Crazy.
01:55:25.000 Dude.
01:55:26.000 What we are is very crazy.
01:55:29.000 You know, I mean, I think people are awesome.
01:55:31.000 I enjoy talking to them.
01:55:32.000 I love what we do.
01:55:34.000 I love to be able to podcast and do stand-up and have fun and...
01:55:38.000 But just what we are, just what the human race is, is a weird thing, man.
01:55:46.000 Weird little multicolored thing that wears clothes.
01:55:51.000 Yeah.
01:55:52.000 Constantly evolving?
01:55:53.000 Yeah.
01:55:54.000 Crazy.
01:55:55.000 We have status.
01:55:56.000 Some of it dependent upon what's on your feet.
01:55:59.000 Wow.
01:56:01.000 He's got some fresh Jordans.
01:56:02.000 Is that a thing still?
01:56:03.000 Did the kids still say fresh?
01:56:07.000 I don't know if they'd be fresh.
01:56:08.000 I'm bringing back fresh.
01:56:10.000 I don't know if it's gone.
01:56:11.000 I'm bringing back fresh.
01:56:13.000 We need to bring back fresh.
01:56:14.000 You can't let fresh go by.
01:56:15.000 If someone looks at you and goes, Jamie looking fresh.
01:56:18.000 I think that's still here.
01:56:19.000 Thank you.
01:56:20.000 Has to be.
01:56:20.000 Looking fresh.
01:56:21.000 I've passed many generations of people thinking that things are cool and uncool.
01:56:25.000 I just missed.
01:56:27.000 A lot of shit.
01:56:28.000 No one really says cool, though.
01:56:29.000 Oh, I say that all the time.
01:56:31.000 Well, there you go.
01:56:31.000 Well, that's cool.
01:56:32.000 You look cool, man.
01:56:36.000 Yeah, Duncan would definitely do it.
01:56:38.000 Yeah.
01:56:39.000 That's cool, man.
01:56:41.000 Yeah, that's fucking cool, man.
01:56:44.000 Yeah, Duncan definitely still says cool.
01:56:47.000 It's funny, though, how those words sort of go in a cycle, right?
01:56:51.000 Like, if people use them a lot, and then, like, certain words, they get used so much.
01:56:57.000 That you're like, totes.
01:56:58.000 You know, people start saying things like that.
01:56:59.000 You're like, what?
01:57:00.000 Like, where's all this coming from?
01:57:02.000 Why is everybody saying that?
01:57:03.000 There's a bunch of those little weird sayings that people start saying.
01:57:06.000 Yeah.
01:57:07.000 I'm trying to figure out some other ones that people started saying pretty recently.
01:57:12.000 God damn it.
01:57:13.000 I had one at the tip of my tongue.
01:57:16.000 Really common, buzzy things.
01:57:18.000 Budweiser, like, what's up?
01:57:19.000 Did everybody just say what's up to everyone?
01:57:21.000 That was one of the first ones.
01:57:22.000 That's so annoying.
01:57:23.000 That was one of the first ones.
01:57:26.000 But there's been some other ones that people just like little weird patterns that people just repeat over and over again.
01:57:31.000 They hear other people say, you know.
01:57:34.000 It's interesting how those sort of get passed around.
01:57:36.000 They sound cool.
01:57:37.000 Someone says something that sounds cool and everybody starts saying it.
01:57:39.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of them.
01:57:42.000 Totes makeouts.
01:57:43.000 You know what I say and I really mean it?
01:57:45.000 I say to my friends, I hope everything's groovy.
01:57:47.000 I say that.
01:57:49.000 I always say that in, like, text messages.
01:57:51.000 You know what I say a lot?
01:57:52.000 I mean it.
01:57:52.000 Only in person, but I always say, what's cooking good looking?
01:57:56.000 I found out people love it.
01:57:58.000 Men love it.
01:57:59.000 Women love it.
01:58:00.000 Everybody loves it.
01:58:01.000 Why not, right?
01:58:02.000 That's a compliment.
01:58:03.000 Instead of just saying hi, it's like, hey, what's cooking good looking?
01:58:06.000 Yep.
01:58:07.000 They tell you, Tony Hinchcliffe's a fun guy.
01:58:09.000 Yeah.
01:58:10.000 Right away.
01:58:11.000 Yep.
01:58:17.000 Imagine if that was the only kind of song you could listen to.
01:58:21.000 That's all they had.
01:58:27.000 Man, music used to suck.
01:58:29.000 Dude, imagine back when they only had a harp.
01:58:32.000 That's all they had, a fucking harp.
01:58:34.000 And everybody would just sit around going...
01:58:39.000 They're covered in blood.
01:58:41.000 They have fucking sword marks all over their body.
01:58:43.000 And some asshole's up there playing a harp.
01:58:45.000 You're supposed to take it seriously.
01:58:46.000 Fuck that harp.
01:58:51.000 I started watching Vikings.
01:58:52.000 I'm on season one.
01:58:53.000 You ever watch Vikings?
01:58:54.000 It's a good fucking show.
01:58:59.000 The first episode, I was like, oh, this is very TV show-ish.
01:59:02.000 I was prejudiced going in, but it wasn't.
01:59:05.000 The first one is a little slow, sort of setting it up around, because they're setting everything up, and they have to over a long period of time, and to get to about episode four, it starts cracking, where you're like, whoa, this is a good fucking show.
01:59:18.000 I don't know how much of it is historically accurate, but it is on the History Channel.
01:59:22.000 But, man, the Vikings were crazy!
01:59:26.000 They were doing mushrooms and having orgies, and the women would fight in battle.
01:59:32.000 They were wild fucking people, man.
01:59:36.000 I don't know how much of this is really, really accurate or what actual historians think about it.
01:59:41.000 I mean, we know that Vikings were incredible warriors, big, giant fucking dudes.
01:59:47.000 And that's like what you see still over there in Iceland.
01:59:50.000 Like, you know, they have like some of the strongest men competitions.
01:59:53.000 Like a lot of those dudes come from Iceland.
01:59:55.000 Yeah.
01:59:55.000 Like, duh.
01:59:56.000 Those are the rapers and the pillagers.
01:59:58.000 Yeah, just throwing barrels.
02:00:00.000 Yeah, man.
02:00:01.000 A thousand years ago, those guys showed up on shore covered with armor and swinging an axe and you are fucked.
02:00:07.000 You're fucked.
02:00:07.000 Everybody's fucked.
02:00:09.000 Yeah.
02:00:09.000 Those guys were crazy.
02:00:12.000 And, again, I don't know how much of this show is horseshit and how much of it is, you know, actual historical data and how much of it's just dramatic interpretations of what they thought would be cool that would happen.
02:00:22.000 Mostly that, right?
02:00:23.000 There's no way you actually know what they said a thousand fucking years ago.
02:00:26.000 A bunch of stories being passed down.
02:00:28.000 No pictures of the guy.
02:00:30.000 You know, like, yes, things get real weird when you're talking about a thousand years ago.
02:00:34.000 But, fuck, it's interesting.
02:00:36.000 Makes you wonder, like, how would I survive in this crazy environment?
02:00:41.000 Crazy.
02:00:43.000 I'm cold all the time.
02:00:45.000 All the time.
02:00:46.000 Yeah?
02:00:46.000 All the time.
02:00:47.000 There's always a part every morning when I get out of the shower in which I just want to, like, die right after shutting off the water before grabbing my towel.
02:00:55.000 You would die then.
02:00:56.000 Yeah.
02:00:57.000 You wouldn't be able to make it with the Vikings.
02:00:58.000 No, I wouldn't make it.
02:00:59.000 You wouldn't be able to make it.
02:01:00.000 Uh-uh.
02:01:01.000 You've accepted that though.
02:01:02.000 Totally.
02:01:03.000 I like that because you're not fighting it.
02:01:05.000 It's just like, this is who I am.
02:01:06.000 It's been that way my whole life.
02:01:08.000 I've always hated the cold.
02:01:09.000 No doubt it's a big part of me picking LA over New York.
02:01:13.000 Do you wear footie pajamas?
02:01:15.000 No, only because I don't have footie pajamas.
02:01:19.000 Fuck to a fucking bunch of people.
02:01:21.000 If you should set up one of them Amazon gift accounts that some gals have, Instagram fame gals, where people could spoil you.
02:01:29.000 If anybody wants to give me some footie pajamas, I'm 5'9", about $1.45 right now.
02:01:36.000 Let's do this.
02:01:37.000 You need footie pajamas with Bugs Bunny ears.
02:01:40.000 You need a full Bugs Bunny outfit.
02:01:42.000 Yeah.
02:01:43.000 The tan rabbit outfit.
02:01:44.000 Little sleeping hat up top.
02:01:46.000 Yeah, or anything else that's too dangerously furry.
02:01:50.000 You can get away with just ears, but as soon as you have a tail...
02:01:53.000 You have a tail, bro?
02:01:54.000 You have a tail?
02:01:56.000 It's not pajamas anymore, man.
02:01:57.000 That's a fucking costume.
02:02:02.000 Yeah, see right there?
02:02:04.000 That's not a costume.
02:02:05.000 That's pajamas.
02:02:06.000 But let me see his ass.
02:02:08.000 Oh, look at his feet.
02:02:09.000 His feet.
02:02:10.000 It's clearly pajamas because you can't have a costume where the feet are heads, too.
02:02:15.000 Nobody thinks those feet are your heads.
02:02:16.000 That's ridiculous.
02:02:17.000 So those are pajamas.
02:02:19.000 He's got feet.
02:02:20.000 The feet are heads.
02:02:21.000 That doesn't even make sense.
02:02:22.000 How's that work?
02:02:24.000 Imagine?
02:02:25.000 You got, well, I got my big head, then I got two little heads that I walk around on.
02:02:28.000 What the fuck kind of species are you?
02:02:30.000 Look at this.
02:02:30.000 Look at this thing.
02:02:31.000 Wow.
02:02:32.000 So the ears are on top, and then, what, you can't get enough mice?
02:02:36.000 So you have to have mice downstairs, too?
02:02:37.000 Is that what this is?
02:02:39.000 Or a rabbit?
02:02:40.000 You can't get enough rabbit?
02:02:41.000 I need more rabbit, Dad.
02:02:42.000 Sweetie, I got you a rabbit costume.
02:02:44.000 You are a rabbit.
02:02:45.000 But my feet aren't rabbits!
02:02:48.000 Look at my feet aren't rabbits, Dad!
02:02:51.000 Debbie's feet are rabbits!
02:02:53.000 Alright, we'll get you the rabbit's feet.
02:02:55.000 Okay, we'll get you the rabbit's feet.
02:02:56.000 But no tail.
02:02:57.000 Does someone demand the rabbit's feet?
02:02:59.000 This is what I want to know.
02:02:59.000 Like, how did he get to that?
02:03:01.000 Did someone say, well, we've been trying to make actual rabbit feet, but they look stupid.
02:03:06.000 And then someone come along and go, I got an idea.
02:03:08.000 Take a little stuffed rabbit head and put it right in the end of your foot.
02:03:12.000 Yeah.
02:03:13.000 What are we doing here?
02:03:15.000 Is this a new mythical creature we're creating?
02:03:19.000 It's got heads on its feet?
02:03:20.000 The fuck is that?
02:03:22.000 Each feet with its own...
02:03:23.000 Everybody just accepts it.
02:03:24.000 Just take it home, give your kids some fucked up anatomy lesson.
02:03:28.000 Daddy, look, I have heads on my feet.
02:03:30.000 How come I can't have heads on my feet?
02:03:33.000 That's how it starts.
02:03:39.000 Yeah, heads on the feet is exactly where it starts.
02:03:42.000 Do you ever wear anything weird to bed?
02:03:45.000 Yeah.
02:03:45.000 You do?
02:03:46.000 Wow, I think everybody wants to know.
02:03:49.000 Wear armor.
02:03:50.000 Never know.
02:03:51.000 Helmets and shit.
02:03:52.000 It's a loud sleeper.
02:03:53.000 Batman.
02:03:53.000 Oh, that's cool.
02:03:54.000 You got a Superman.
02:03:56.000 He's got a nice one.
02:03:57.000 Superman seems to not actually have a cape, too, which is good.
02:03:59.000 Batman seems to be a real cape.
02:04:01.000 Is that a real cape of Batman?
02:04:02.000 Yeah.
02:04:04.000 Whoa, so you don't want to sleep with a cape and choke yourself in the middle of the night and die in your sleep.
02:04:08.000 You know?
02:04:09.000 You know?
02:04:10.000 It just doesn't seem right.
02:04:12.000 The Wonder Woman one.
02:04:14.000 You know what drives me crazy about all this Wonder Woman shit?
02:04:18.000 It's men who get upset at Wonder Woman.
02:04:20.000 It's the same thing that drives me crazy about this Black Panther movie.
02:04:24.000 What drives me crazy about this Black Panther movie is people getting upset about this Black Panther movie.
02:04:30.000 On both sides.
02:04:31.000 First of all, white people making a big deal.
02:04:34.000 Like, oh great, it's all black people.
02:04:37.000 What shouldn't it just be all good people?
02:04:39.000 Of course, this is the way the story was, and this is the way they want to promote it.
02:04:45.000 Why do you care?
02:04:46.000 I don't care.
02:04:48.000 But then it goes the other way, and I do care.
02:04:50.000 Where I've seen crazy liberal psychos, and they were white people in fact, saying, white people, stay the fuck out of the theater while Black Panther is out.
02:05:03.000 Don't steal their joy with your white privilege.
02:05:07.000 Oh my god.
02:05:08.000 I literally saw something along those lines.
02:05:10.000 I saw a couple of those.
02:05:12.000 One of them where a woman was asking when it was appropriate to see it and she didn't want to ruin it with her whiteness.
02:05:22.000 She was totally serious.
02:05:24.000 Totally serious.
02:05:25.000 And those people were real people.
02:05:27.000 And they think that that makes sense.
02:05:29.000 Like, God damn it.
02:05:30.000 When Shaft was out, do you think white people couldn't go see Shaft?
02:05:34.000 When Blade came out in 98, did white people stay home?
02:05:37.000 Like, what are we doing?
02:05:38.000 Are we more divided now than we ever were before?
02:05:41.000 Are we so silly that you can't?
02:05:42.000 I want to go see Black Panther because I like fucking superhero movies and it looks cool.
02:05:48.000 The fact that anybody would give a shit one way or the other, I guess if you're a black kid or a black guy, it's like, hey, this gives all of us hope that there's more opportunity for movies to be made like that, that people aren't really racist, and they can embrace a black superhero the same way they can embrace the Hulk or Thor,
02:06:04.000 if the movie's really good.
02:06:05.000 And I hope the movie's really good, and I hope that's exactly what happens.
02:06:08.000 But how the fuck did it change so much from when Blade was around?
02:06:11.000 Because when Blade was around, dude, nobody even thought about the fact that it was a black superhero movie.
02:06:16.000 I mean, I guess some people did.
02:06:18.000 But the emphasis was the fact that Wesley fucking Snipes was Blade.
02:06:22.000 And it looked good.
02:06:24.000 And he was doing karate and chopping vampires up with swords and shit.
02:06:28.000 It was a fucking badass movie.
02:06:30.000 That movie was super successful.
02:06:32.000 They did two sequels.
02:06:34.000 So, like, what's changed?
02:06:35.000 How the fuck has it changed from then until now?
02:06:38.000 Like, why is it a big deal if there's a black superhero, but it wasn't a big deal then?
02:06:43.000 Like, are we deteriorating, or is it just more noise?
02:06:46.000 Because of social media, do you get a more distorted sense of how the country actually feels?
02:06:51.000 Because the people that are more inclined to chime in regularly and vehemently are oftentimes not the ones who are calculated into...
02:07:19.000 I hope it's a cool movie.
02:07:25.000 Could you imagine if you had a friend and you want to go see that Black Panther movie?
02:07:31.000 Nah man, fucking these uppity black dudes are just really getting into this movie too much.
02:07:35.000 You'd be like, what?
02:07:36.000 You would immediately stop hanging out with that guy.
02:07:39.000 And you'd probably tell all of us.
02:07:40.000 You'd be like, you want to know what that fucking guy said?
02:07:42.000 And we'd be like, what?
02:07:45.000 You know, all that stuff is disgusting.
02:07:49.000 All of it's disgusting.
02:07:52.000 It's disgusting on both sides.
02:07:54.000 It's like any time you're prejudiced against white people or even critical about yourself being white, that you should stay the fuck away from places.
02:08:01.000 That is crazy!
02:08:03.000 I'm not talking about intruding on cultural rituals.
02:08:06.000 We're talking about an awesome movie.
02:08:07.000 Everybody who can buy a ticket should buy a ticket.
02:08:09.000 It'll make the movie more successful.
02:08:11.000 You want giant opening weekends.
02:08:12.000 If you really love this movie and you want movies like this to be successful, you should be promoting it for everybody.
02:08:18.000 White people, black people, Asian people.
02:08:20.000 Who gives a fuck?
02:08:21.000 Go see the superhero movie.
02:08:22.000 It's going to be fun.
02:08:23.000 He's got a pendant.
02:08:24.000 It turns into a fucking bulletproof outfit and he fucks people up.
02:08:27.000 You shoot him, he gets more powerful.
02:08:29.000 It's fun.
02:08:30.000 Go watch.
02:08:31.000 Like, who gives a shit if it's...
02:08:32.000 I get the people that take pride in it.
02:08:35.000 They feel like something's happening for them, that it's a black guy.
02:08:38.000 But the people that are white that have an issue with it, oh my god.
02:08:40.000 You've got to let some shit go.
02:08:42.000 You've just got to let the noise go by.
02:08:44.000 Don't let it bounce around inside your head and come up with a, yeah, but I'm not racist and why do I have to get shoved in my face?
02:08:49.000 And...
02:08:51.000 Everybody's got to meet in the middle.
02:08:53.000 It's a crazy time.
02:08:54.000 Everybody's got to meet in the middle.
02:08:55.000 There's way less tension and conflict than is being verbalized.
02:09:01.000 That's what I think.
02:09:02.000 I think if people just realize that a lot of the shit that we're clinging to is just some ways we've been thinking and behaving for a long time, and then we can all just fucking communicate with each other just a little bit better.
02:09:15.000 I just don't think...
02:09:16.000 I don't think that racism's gotten worse.
02:09:20.000 I think it absolutely has gotten worse in some places.
02:09:23.000 I think there's places where racism exists.
02:09:26.000 And I think when you have young kids that are raised with racism and family members that are raised with racism in a community that embraces racism, which has existed in the past.
02:09:35.000 We don't even have to talk about today.
02:09:37.000 But in the past, there was most certainly really racist neighborhoods.
02:09:40.000 Italian neighborhoods in New York where if black people moved in, they were treated terribly and horrible shit happened.
02:09:46.000 And a lot of times they weren't even allowed to move in in the first place.
02:09:48.000 There's always been stuff like that.
02:09:52.000 So if there's always been stuff like that, it's a natural human inclination that we have to iron out.
02:09:56.000 We can't just eliminate it by making it illegal or eliminate it by prosecuting people.
02:10:01.000 We have to figure out why people think like that.
02:10:03.000 It's a scary way to think.
02:10:04.000 It's a scary way to think that anyone...
02:10:07.000 Look, first of all, all of us, all of us, almost anyone listening to this, in comparison to someone like Elon Musk, is basically a chimp.
02:10:18.000 Okay?
02:10:19.000 So, you want to be racist?
02:10:21.000 You should be racist against this African guy that's smarter than everybody.
02:10:25.000 Like, that's a real African guy.
02:10:27.000 From South Africa.
02:10:28.000 Elon Musk?
02:10:29.000 Yes.
02:10:30.000 Wow.
02:10:31.000 Yeah.
02:10:33.000 He's a real African American.
02:10:35.000 Yeah.
02:10:36.000 Like, legitimately.
02:10:37.000 But obviously, there's a difference between black, African, and I believe it was the Dutch that originally settled that area.
02:10:44.000 You know, and he's the descendants of those people.
02:10:46.000 But my point is...
02:10:48.000 Like, we're all dumbasses compared to that guy.
02:10:51.000 So stop getting all uppity about white people, you know, having better GPAs than whatever other race you're comparing us to.
02:10:58.000 Because you're stupid compared to that one African dude.
02:11:03.000 Like, you're dumb.
02:11:04.000 For sure.
02:11:05.000 For sure, like, there's no way your vote should count more than his.
02:11:10.000 Yeah.
02:11:11.000 Right?
02:11:11.000 Mine personally or most people?
02:11:13.000 Anybody's.
02:11:13.000 Yours personally.
02:11:15.000 I don't know.
02:11:17.000 This idea that this one race is better than the other race is fucking stupid.
02:11:20.000 The people that are really clinging to it usually don't have shit going on other than that.
02:11:24.000 That's the problem with racism.
02:11:26.000 It puts people in a camp of winners when they really don't have to do shit to get into the team.
02:11:32.000 You know, the entrance is instantaneous.
02:11:35.000 You just, oh, you're white, you're in.
02:11:37.000 You know?
02:11:37.000 That's ridiculous.
02:11:39.000 That's a ridiculous team.
02:11:42.000 That's one of the main problems with the ridiculous nature of racism, especially organized racism.
02:11:49.000 You're just going to take everybody that looks like you?
02:11:52.000 That's all.
02:11:53.000 Not how they think, not what they've read, not their life experiences, not how you feel when you're hanging around with them, not how they make you laugh.
02:12:00.000 No.
02:12:00.000 You want to make sure that they have blood from a certain patch of dirt.
02:12:07.000 Yeah.
02:12:07.000 It's crazy.
02:12:08.000 It's so stupid.
02:12:09.000 And they moved the goalpost, too.
02:12:11.000 Because I'm a white guy now.
02:12:12.000 But when my grandparents came here, they were dirty guineas.
02:12:16.000 Yeah.
02:12:16.000 You know?
02:12:18.000 They were thought of the way a lot of people think about Mexicans.
02:12:21.000 You know?
02:12:22.000 Same kind of thing.
02:12:24.000 No, exactly.
02:12:24.000 That's changed now.
02:12:25.000 Italians are full-on white.
02:12:27.000 Yep.
02:12:28.000 Totally.
02:12:28.000 Very bizarre.
02:12:29.000 We almost lost our distinction with Jersey Shore.
02:12:31.000 We almost lost it.
02:12:32.000 Yeah.
02:12:33.000 We came real close to losing it.
02:12:36.000 Close.
02:12:36.000 But we're regular white now, again.
02:12:38.000 Feeling pretty good about regular white.
02:12:43.000 Yeah.
02:12:46.000 Your whole family's Italian, right?
02:12:47.000 Yep.
02:12:49.000 Crazy Italian.
02:12:50.000 Everybody East Coast Italian is crazy Italian.
02:12:52.000 It's almost redundant.
02:12:53.000 Yeah.
02:12:54.000 Right?
02:12:55.000 Yeah.
02:12:55.000 East Coast Italian is a different animal.
02:12:57.000 Yeah.
02:12:58.000 My dad has an Italian restaurant though, so it's a little bit like amped up because the whole family will go there on his side and my mom makes crazy spaghetti sauce.
02:13:06.000 So that's what everybody wants for every holiday and everything.
02:13:09.000 So everybody's always trying to get like red sauce in their stomach.
02:13:13.000 Yeah.
02:13:13.000 Yeah.
02:13:14.000 Whether it's one side or the other of the family.
02:13:17.000 You know what's really interesting?
02:13:18.000 Is that, like, that sort of style of cooking is not the same out here.
02:13:22.000 At all.
02:13:23.000 I literally, last night, for Valentine's Day, my wife and I thawed out a container of my mom's sauce that she sent out in a frozen block and had that instead of going to some fancy dinner.
02:13:34.000 That's what we wanted.
02:13:35.000 And it was priceless.
02:13:36.000 And even then, in our...
02:13:37.000 I mean, every bite, you're like, holy...
02:13:40.000 It's like a New York bagel.
02:13:42.000 Or something like that to where it's just different, like 70% better than what you can find here in LA. Yeah, there's difference in the bread for sure.
02:13:51.000 There's no doubt about it.
02:13:53.000 And most people smarter than me attribute it to the water.
02:13:56.000 They think that there's something different in the water on the East Coast, like New York and Boston, that when they make bread, it's just a different flavor to it.
02:14:02.000 I also think that there's something to the humidity in the air.
02:14:05.000 They're actually being...
02:14:07.000 I mean, we forget we live in a desert because it doesn't feel like a desert, but it's a desert.
02:14:11.000 To bread, it's a desert.
02:14:12.000 That's a good point, man.
02:14:13.000 That's a real good point.
02:14:14.000 Yeah.
02:14:15.000 Pasta tastes better there.
02:14:18.000 Pizza definitely tastes better there.
02:14:20.000 And bagels taste better there.
02:14:21.000 They have a different thing.
02:14:22.000 They feel different when they go in your mouth.
02:14:23.000 Hell yeah.
02:14:25.000 Totally.
02:14:26.000 Yeah, they're just better.
02:14:27.000 They're trying hard out here.
02:14:29.000 Some guys are getting really close.
02:14:30.000 Yeah, it's weird how they don't.
02:14:31.000 But if you really want to go cheat, get a good, solid New York-style bagel out here for a cheat day.
02:14:40.000 Everything's different out here.
02:14:41.000 They try, but it's not ever really the same.
02:14:45.000 Yeah, there's not nearly as many of those Middle Eastern food trucks as in New York.
02:14:50.000 In New York, those Middle Eastern food trucks are everywhere that have those killer kebabs.
02:14:55.000 Yeah.
02:14:56.000 What do they call those things when it's a kebab sandwich inside a falafel or inside of a tortilla?
02:15:03.000 What do they call that shit?
02:15:05.000 It's like a pita, just a pita sandwich.
02:15:07.000 Shawarma?
02:15:07.000 Yes, isn't that it?
02:15:08.000 Yeah, shawarma, right?
02:15:09.000 Yeah, that's it.
02:15:10.000 And then they have that white sauce that they put on it.
02:15:13.000 You know, they squirt all that shit on it.
02:15:14.000 Tzatziki sauce.
02:15:15.000 Tzatziki sauce, right.
02:15:16.000 And then the hot sauce on top of that.
02:15:17.000 Woo!
02:15:18.000 Fuck yeah.
02:15:19.000 Oh my god.
02:15:19.000 If it's like 2 o'clock in the morning and you've had like one more drink than you should have.
02:15:24.000 Just one more.
02:15:25.000 You're alright.
02:15:26.000 You're like, oh, but I'm so hungry.
02:15:28.000 And you see that, you're like, yeah.
02:15:30.000 We have taco trucks here, though.
02:15:32.000 Yes.
02:15:32.000 Tons of them.
02:15:33.000 That's true.
02:15:34.000 Good ones.
02:15:34.000 That's true.
02:15:34.000 We have way more good Mexican food here.
02:15:36.000 Way more.
02:15:37.000 But obviously, dude, there's a joint down the street.
02:15:40.000 I wish we had more time today.
02:15:41.000 I'll take you to, like, one of the most legit Mexican joints in the valley.
02:15:45.000 I don't even want to say the name.
02:15:46.000 I don't want white people to find out.
02:15:48.000 I'm going to ruin it.
02:15:49.000 These white, ruinous people ruining my authentic Mexican place.
02:15:53.000 You go in there, dude, they got authentic Mexican TV shows playing.
02:15:57.000 Barely anybody understands what the fuck you're saying when you're ordering things.
02:16:00.000 So you have to order, you know, dos quesadillas.
02:16:04.000 You gotta talk.
02:16:05.000 You gotta read off the menu.
02:16:06.000 A few of those guys understand English, but the food is insane.
02:16:09.000 They have tongue.
02:16:10.000 They have this whole bucket full of boiling tongue.
02:16:14.000 They're chopping up, making lingua tacos.
02:16:16.000 I love that shit.
02:16:18.000 White people don't know what they're doing with tongues.
02:16:20.000 What do they do?
02:16:21.000 They turn it into some Jewish deli food or that's it.
02:16:24.000 But Mexican food, they're like, that's the move.
02:16:27.000 Lengua's expensive.
02:16:28.000 It's fucking awesome.
02:16:30.000 It's really good.
02:16:30.000 It's a weird sort of texture.
02:16:33.000 Cow tongue.
02:16:33.000 So good.
02:16:34.000 That's a legit place, though.
02:16:36.000 And then you go to the...
02:16:37.000 They always have a real legit place.
02:16:39.000 We'll have those little aluminum, chrome-looking containers.
02:16:43.000 And they're filled with jalapenos and peppers and onions, right?
02:16:48.000 And you scoop that fucking...
02:16:50.000 That big clump of death out of there.
02:16:54.000 Those jalapenos, man.
02:16:56.000 There's always those creepy carrots for some reason.
02:16:58.000 Yeah, some people like those carrots.
02:16:59.000 Take you off those jalapenos, but those jalapenos kick your ass.
02:17:04.000 You use jalapenos, and then there's jalapenos you find in those little dishes at Mexican restaurants.
02:17:08.000 Well, you bite into them, and you're like, whoa!
02:17:11.000 It's all seeds.
02:17:12.000 Fuck taking those seeds out.
02:17:14.000 Just thinking, that place had a vibe where you gotta kinda know what you're doing when you go in there.
02:17:19.000 Similar to that place you took me in New York.
02:17:21.000 It's a famous deli, but I can't remember the name.
02:17:23.000 Is that where we went?
02:17:24.000 At night?
02:17:24.000 Yeah.
02:17:26.000 Where you gotta know what the fuck's going on.
02:17:27.000 Yeah, you gotta know where the fuck you're ordering and then where you're picking up.
02:17:30.000 It's not cut and dry.
02:17:32.000 But how legit is that place?
02:17:34.000 Yeah, unique place.
02:17:34.000 I was just thinking very unique to the coast because like in Ohio, we have our own unique restaurants and food and all that kind of stuff, but there aren't places like that where it's unique to that place, unique to Ohio.
02:17:46.000 There are a few places like that, but it's not a similar style of experience.
02:17:51.000 The place is always packed, too.
02:17:52.000 Always packed.
02:17:53.000 Because the food's so good.
02:17:54.000 Don't lose your ticket.
02:17:56.000 How's that for an interesting restaurant?
02:17:58.000 Cats, yeah.
02:17:59.000 Cats is weird.
02:18:00.000 If you lose your ticket and try to walk out, they charge you.
02:18:02.000 Yeah, this Mexican joint doesn't do it like that.
02:18:04.000 But the way Cats has it, if you've never been, Cats Deli in New York has been around since...
02:18:11.000 Whew!
02:18:11.000 God, I want to say more than 100 years old, I think.
02:18:16.000 Or somewhere in the neighborhood of 100 years old.
02:18:18.000 But when you go in there, you get a ticket?
02:18:20.000 1888. Wow.
02:18:22.000 Wow.
02:18:23.000 Wow.
02:18:24.000 That's crazy.
02:18:26.000 Goddamn.
02:18:27.000 1888. And I bet they ran it just the way they run it now.
02:18:30.000 You walk in, they give you a ticket, and then you walk up to the counters, and then this one guy that cuts up meat, another guy has pickles, and they'll give you samples.
02:18:41.000 They'll slice off a piece of brisket for you, and you're like, holy shit!
02:18:45.000 Slice off a little piece of that pastrami.
02:18:48.000 Corned beef.
02:18:49.000 The corned beef is off the fucking charts.
02:18:52.000 And you eat it with real American steak fries.
02:18:55.000 Yeah.
02:18:56.000 Every bite of it is just better than anything else.
02:18:59.000 So good.
02:18:59.000 It's so good.
02:19:01.000 It's one of my favorite cheat meals.
02:19:02.000 Last time I was there, I was there with little Jimmy Norton and Russell...
02:19:06.000 Not Russell.
02:19:07.000 Jeff Ross came over and sat down with us.
02:19:09.000 I was there with you.
02:19:10.000 Yeah, remember that?
02:19:10.000 It was great.
02:19:11.000 That was awesome.
02:19:12.000 Out of nowhere, those guys just show up.
02:19:14.000 Yep.
02:19:15.000 Dude, that was so good.
02:19:16.000 Well, Jimmy came to meet us there.
02:19:17.000 Yeah.
02:19:17.000 But Ross, we just randomly ran into.
02:19:21.000 It's awesome.
02:19:22.000 That place is like...
02:19:26.000 There's no doubting, in my mind at least, that there's something special about a place that's been used for the same thing for a long time.
02:19:35.000 You know, like a place where you go and you feel it.
02:19:37.000 You're like, whoa, this place.
02:19:40.000 Madison Square Garden, like walking around in Madison Square Garden.
02:19:43.000 We did the UFC there.
02:19:44.000 You're walking around, you're like, whoa.
02:19:46.000 Like, this place feels different.
02:19:49.000 Yeah.
02:19:50.000 Like, it's got a resonance to it.
02:19:52.000 Like, maybe it's just my mind being aware of what an incredible building that is and all the incredible stars that have performed there.
02:20:00.000 But I think it's more than that.
02:20:01.000 Yeah.
02:20:01.000 Carnegie Deli's gone.
02:20:02.000 You know, it's closed.
02:20:03.000 Yeah, it closes at the end of 2016. Oh my god.
02:20:07.000 As long as they don't close Cantor's in LA, I'm good.
02:20:10.000 I need Cantor's to stay open.
02:20:12.000 Really?
02:20:12.000 Fuck yeah.
02:20:14.000 You don't like Cantor's?
02:20:15.000 I'm not a Cantor's guy.
02:20:16.000 You son of a bitch.
02:20:18.000 This is like where he plays the heel in wrestling.
02:20:20.000 Yeah.
02:20:20.000 He knows Cantor's is amazing.
02:20:22.000 He's like crossing his arms.
02:20:23.000 Look at his body.
02:20:24.000 You really believe that?
02:20:25.000 Cantor's?
02:20:26.000 Look at him.
02:20:26.000 When do you go to Cantor's?
02:20:28.000 All the time.
02:20:29.000 Jamie's been with me.
02:20:30.000 Jamie's my real friend.
02:20:32.000 By the way, I live two blocks away from there.
02:20:36.000 And you would have met me there and complained about the food?
02:20:38.000 I don't know, you're a Cantor's guy.
02:20:41.000 I'm more into pro wrestling.
02:20:42.000 Greenblatt's is great, man.
02:20:44.000 Oh, how dare you compare those two?
02:20:48.000 I was bummed out that they closed the Jerry's Deli in Woodland Hills.
02:20:52.000 Yeah.
02:20:53.000 Like, no, now you have to go to Encino.
02:20:56.000 Yeah, because they closed the one in Beverly Hills, too.
02:20:59.000 That's wrong, too.
02:21:00.000 That's wrong.
02:21:01.000 I think they have Manhattan Beach now and Encino.
02:21:03.000 Those are the only two that are left.
02:21:04.000 That's too bad.
02:21:06.000 Old school, real Jewish delis like that, they have the most ridiculous chicken soup.
02:21:11.000 Have you ever had Jerry's deli?
02:21:13.000 Chicken soup?
02:21:13.000 Yeah.
02:21:14.000 Chicken soup?
02:21:15.000 Their chicken soup?
02:21:16.000 With Tabasco sauce and black pepper.
02:21:20.000 Get the fuck out of here.
02:21:21.000 Mix that shit up.
02:21:23.000 As it's going down, chunks of juicy chicken in there with the noodles and the broth is perfect.
02:21:31.000 They've been making that broth since Jesus was around.
02:21:34.000 Wow, that's a scientific fact.
02:21:36.000 It's an old, old, old recipe.
02:21:38.000 The broth.
02:21:39.000 It's Jewish food.
02:21:41.000 They've been making that broth since Jesus was around.
02:21:44.000 Allegedly.
02:21:45.000 I don't know if Jesus is real, but that broth's real as fuck.
02:21:48.000 Yeah.
02:21:48.000 Which came first?
02:21:50.000 Jesus or the broth?
02:21:52.000 Dum-dum-dum.
02:21:53.000 I wonder if...
02:21:53.000 It probably had chicken soup forever, right?
02:21:55.000 Wouldn't you imagine?
02:21:56.000 Pretty simple.
02:21:56.000 Didn't he turn water into broth?
02:21:57.000 No.
02:21:58.000 Oh, you son of a bitch.
02:22:00.000 You thought that was gonna sneak through?
02:22:01.000 He turned the water into broth.
02:22:03.000 Yeah.
02:22:05.000 Um...
02:22:07.000 That UFO Tony you were talking about was on Rescue 911. Did you know that?
02:22:11.000 Yeah, Liberty Officer Toby Malaro.
02:22:14.000 Turnbull County.
02:22:15.000 There's a whole thing.
02:22:16.000 It's on YouTube if you can find it.
02:22:17.000 You knew this guy and he was a dick?
02:22:19.000 Yeah.
02:22:19.000 So you think it's bullshit?
02:22:21.000 Yeah.
02:22:22.000 I mean, let's say allegedly.
02:22:23.000 Yeah.
02:22:24.000 Let's protect ourselves legally.
02:22:27.000 Yeah, he...
02:22:28.000 Obviously, this is Tony speaking.
02:22:31.000 I have no knowledge of this man, whether or not he's honorable or not.
02:22:35.000 It's not my attention.
02:22:36.000 See, that's the cop.
02:22:37.000 I wondered, uh...
02:22:38.000 There he is.
02:22:41.000 Look, his buddy's laughing at him.
02:22:44.000 Wow.
02:22:45.000 Yeah, that's Toby Malaro.
02:22:46.000 I'll always remember him.
02:22:48.000 You know what, man?
02:22:48.000 If people find out that they can get attention from saying that UFOs are real, that they saw them, they'll do it.
02:22:54.000 I know it from firsthand experience.
02:22:55.000 I've told this story before, but I don't know if I ever told it to you.
02:22:59.000 I was doing a show for CBS called Game Show in my head.
02:23:02.000 And what they had was they had a setup where I had an earpiece in and the person who was the contestant in the show had an earpiece in and we would set them out in the middle of somewhere and then start asking them questions and telling them what they were going to have to do.
02:23:18.000 We'd say, are you ready?
02:23:19.000 You ready to do this?
02:23:19.000 Okay, here is what you have to do.
02:23:21.000 I told this guy, you are a newscaster.
02:23:25.000 Now, you showed up to do a story about a guy who was taken aboard a UFO, a person who was taken aboard a UFO. But this person's gone, so you have to find a random stranger to pretend it was them.
02:23:37.000 And then tell you a story about getting taken aboard the spaceship and getting probed.
02:23:43.000 And dude, people just did it.
02:23:45.000 It was the weirdest thing ever.
02:23:47.000 So here it is.
02:23:48.000 So this is the young man, and this young man was...
02:23:52.000 Look at me.
02:23:54.000 So, um...
02:23:57.000 That's right!
02:24:02.000 I love that.
02:24:06.000 You win.
02:24:07.000 You have five minutes to win $5,000.
02:24:09.000 Good luck, buddy!
02:24:10.000 So this dude just walks up to people.
02:24:12.000 We'll probably get kicked off of YouTube for using any of this.
02:24:15.000 But this dude just comes up and talks to people and he just explains it to me.
02:24:19.000 I'm in a real bad situation.
02:24:21.000 There was a UFO visualization or whatever the fuck he says and I just need someone to pretend it was them.
02:24:27.000 Wow.
02:24:28.000 And dude, people do it.
02:24:29.000 And when they do it, they put their shit down and they start telling a story.
02:24:34.000 And not just one guy.
02:24:36.000 I mean, he got several people to do it.
02:24:39.000 Wow.
02:24:40.000 Yeah, listen to the guy.
02:24:41.000 Well, we can't listen to it, right?
02:24:42.000 We'll get kicked off.
02:24:44.000 Anyway, you can go watch it.
02:24:46.000 Game show in my head.
02:24:49.000 The dude's name was Craig.
02:24:50.000 Sorry, Craig, if I can't remember your last name.
02:24:52.000 But he got a bunch of people to talk about being abducted by aliens.
02:24:56.000 The thing was, it was so easy.
02:24:59.000 When people know that they're going to be on camera, they get excited.
02:25:05.000 The idea of being on camera is like, I'll just fucking make some crazy shit up.
02:25:08.000 And then all of us sit back, or like Jane Goodall is like, I talked to two Native Americans and they told me...
02:25:16.000 They're probably giving her wine, trying to get freaky with her.
02:25:20.000 Yeah, I've seen Bigfoot.
02:25:21.000 I know where he lives.
02:25:23.000 Getting high and shit, you know.
02:25:27.000 Maybe, but for real, maybe Bigfoot exists if you take peyote and go in the woods.
02:25:30.000 Maybe you can see him.
02:25:31.000 Maybe you only see a glimpse of him.
02:25:33.000 Maybe Bigfoot's a ghost that you only see when you're on peyote.
02:25:35.000 I think if I'm doing peyote in the woods, I'm definitely seeing Bigfoot on top of many other things.
02:25:43.000 Let me ask you this.
02:25:44.000 Yeah.
02:25:44.000 If you were...
02:25:47.000 If you could say, with 100% certainty, what if you had $1,000 to gamble?
02:25:54.000 Okay.
02:25:54.000 Do you think you saw a ghost?
02:25:56.000 Or do you think you're just playing tricks on yourself and then the more you think about it, the more you've added stuff to the memory and fuck with that memory in your head.
02:26:04.000 It's actually a little bit scarier.
02:26:06.000 I'm gonna be honest with you.
02:26:07.000 It's a little bit scarier than I even told you.
02:26:09.000 Because, get this.
02:26:11.000 That night, after I didn't tell anybody all day, all of a sudden, Jeff Scott, out of all the nights that I've seen him there and hung out with him there, the house piano player of like 25 years, out of all the nights...
02:26:23.000 Without telling anybody what I saw earlier, not a soul.
02:26:27.000 Said that he saw that.
02:26:29.000 That night.
02:26:31.000 And I'm like, wait, what?
02:26:32.000 What'd you see?
02:26:33.000 And he's like, it was like a white glowing thing like that.
02:26:37.000 And that's when I went, dude, I saw that thing earlier today here.
02:26:44.000 Oh my God.
02:26:45.000 So there's the, there's the part that I, since you want to make it about a thousand bucks bet, if I, in imaginary money, like that part has to be said out loud.
02:26:57.000 Because that's crazy.
02:26:59.000 We were going to...
02:27:00.000 I've freaked myself out there before.
02:27:03.000 Yeah?
02:27:04.000 A bunch of times.
02:27:04.000 You know what freaks me out the most?
02:27:06.000 The belly room when the shows are off.
02:27:09.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
02:27:11.000 That's where this happened.
02:27:12.000 That's the spot that freaks me out the most.
02:27:14.000 And by the way...
02:27:15.000 It's also because it's really contained.
02:27:17.000 You know what?
02:27:17.000 No, I'm not being honest.
02:27:19.000 The main room when it's dark freaks me out the most.
02:27:21.000 The main room's freaky when it's dark.
02:27:22.000 I don't even like being in the back of the main room when it's dark.
02:27:25.000 There was a part of every day.
02:27:26.000 If you work the phones there, you have to walk through that.
02:27:29.000 When it's pitch, black, dark, to go turn on the lights, to turn on the power breaker for the whole marquee and everything.
02:27:35.000 So you have to go out there at like five or six before it gets dark, because the marquee has to go on before that.
02:27:39.000 I got one of them tactical flashlights, like the Rockwood in many of his action films.
02:27:44.000 Click, click.
02:27:46.000 You hold it up here like it's a...
02:27:47.000 Rambo knife and shit.
02:27:49.000 Yeah.
02:27:49.000 You know, looking ahead.
02:27:51.000 It's scary.
02:27:52.000 Oh, Jamie's got one right there in case shit hits the fan.
02:27:55.000 Who are you?
02:27:57.000 Who goes there?
02:27:57.000 Yeah.
02:27:59.000 Yeah.
02:27:59.000 The building's freaky.
02:28:01.000 And that belly room's got something because it is.
02:28:03.000 It's contained and you got Mitzi's unopened, sealed-off office to the other side of that wall.
02:28:10.000 Yeah.
02:28:11.000 Power.
02:28:13.000 Power.
02:28:14.000 That's where Sauron's eye is.
02:28:16.000 Yep.
02:28:17.000 Zoran's Ring.
02:28:18.000 People don't even know about that.
02:28:21.000 Think about all the powerful decisions that took place in that one office.
02:28:26.000 All the different comedy that revolves around that one woman running that one club.
02:28:33.000 It's crazy.
02:28:34.000 If you really stop and think about it, what are the odds of that even being a thing?
02:28:38.000 How does one person who really knows how to run a comedy club the way she did How do they exist when no one does it that way?
02:28:46.000 And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the way the other people do it and some of those other people I love dearly.
02:28:50.000 Like, I love Bob at the Ice House dearly.
02:28:52.000 He runs it different.
02:28:53.000 A lot of people run it different.
02:28:55.000 What I'm saying is that she did something that was...
02:28:58.000 Like, that's a crazy way to do it.
02:29:01.000 Let the inmates run the asylum.
02:29:03.000 Like even that one when she she made an adjustment to put him in the 15 year anniversary instead of some other guy.
02:29:10.000 Yeah.
02:29:10.000 Yeah.
02:29:11.000 And that's what got him the next thing that got him the next thing that made him one of the biggest comedy actors ever.
02:29:20.000 Yeah, man.
02:29:21.000 It's obviously everything was prior.
02:29:24.000 Robin Williams, Andy Kaufman, blah blah blah.
02:29:26.000 It goes on and on.
02:29:27.000 It's stunning to think of how much comedy comes from the acts of one person.
02:29:33.000 The actions of one person.
02:29:34.000 Look at that ring.
02:29:35.000 Wow.
02:29:37.000 Are you in the rings or something?
02:29:38.000 Look at that.
02:29:39.000 It's just crazy.
02:29:40.000 It's a gigantic black...
02:29:41.000 What do you think it is?
02:29:42.000 I don't know.
02:29:42.000 It's a black and white picture.
02:29:43.000 You think it's a ruby?
02:29:44.000 Maybe.
02:29:45.000 That's something you can never wear, right?
02:29:46.000 It's huge.
02:29:46.000 Do you ever think that we would get progressive enough where you could wear rubies?
02:29:53.000 I don't know.
02:29:54.000 I don't know.
02:29:55.000 Dudes can't wear ruby rings.
02:29:57.000 How many dudes?
02:29:58.000 Are any rappers like Ultra Super Floss and wearing rubies?
02:30:03.000 I'm all about rubies.
02:30:05.000 That's my thing.
02:30:07.000 I'm gonna be a new rapper.
02:30:08.000 My name is all about rubies.
02:30:11.000 Them rubies or rubies?
02:30:13.000 Them seems like cultural appropriation.
02:30:15.000 I'll just say all about rubies.
02:30:16.000 D-E-M. Dem?
02:30:18.000 Dem rubies.
02:30:21.000 This reminds me of a lipstick challenge.
02:30:24.000 Yeah, the lipstick challenge.
02:30:26.000 One of my favorite things.
02:30:27.000 We were high as fuck at the Comedy Store and we were trying to figure out some sort of a challenge and the loser would have to wear lipstick on stage for a year.
02:30:37.000 You'd have to wear it for the first 15 minutes of your set.
02:30:41.000 After that, you could wipe it off.
02:30:43.000 Just smear it off?
02:30:44.000 Yeah.
02:30:44.000 For the first 15 minutes of your set, you'd have to have a thing of butt wipes sitting there on your little stool on stage.
02:30:51.000 So you'd do 15 minutes of your act with ruby red lips like Miranda Sings.
02:30:55.000 Do you know what Miranda Sings is?
02:30:56.000 Yeah.
02:30:57.000 Pull up a picture of Miranda Sings on YouTube.
02:31:00.000 She's got a YouTube channel and a TV show.
02:31:02.000 Her TV show is Haters Back Off.
02:31:06.000 This is hilarious.
02:31:07.000 So that's her lips.
02:31:08.000 You're going to have to do your lips like that.
02:31:10.000 Go to the more attractive one right next to that one.
02:31:12.000 There you go.
02:31:14.000 Now go back.
02:31:14.000 There you go.
02:31:15.000 Now go back.
02:31:16.000 That one.
02:31:17.000 Perfect.
02:31:17.000 Yeah, that's it.
02:31:18.000 See, that's what we're going to do.
02:31:19.000 Just over accentuate the lips.
02:31:21.000 Clearly go above the actual shape of the lip.
02:31:25.000 One year.
02:31:28.000 Man.
02:31:28.000 And you should do a special about it.
02:31:30.000 Yeah.
02:31:30.000 You should do a special.
02:31:31.000 Say, this is all my lipstick material that I'm going to burn off now because my curse has been lifted.
02:31:36.000 Yeah.
02:31:37.000 One year wearing lipstick.
02:31:39.000 Is he wearing rubies?
02:31:40.000 Rapper's wearing, he's got $270,000.
02:31:42.000 Is that Gucci Mane?
02:31:42.000 Yes.
02:31:42.000 Boy, Gucci Mane looks so much better now.
02:31:44.000 He's all thin and shit.
02:31:46.000 It's kind of interesting.
02:31:47.000 Like, he's always smiling, too.
02:31:49.000 Like, that dude looks happy as fuck.
02:31:51.000 Yeah, happy he's out of jail, but also just looks like he's smiling a lot.
02:31:56.000 He's like, it's interesting, I think, like, if I saw Gucci, and he's in all these pictures, and he's just kind of, like, mean-mugging, I'd have this one thought about him.
02:32:04.000 But instead, I see Gucci in all these pictures now, and he's always smiling about, I'll bet that guy's a friendly guy.
02:32:10.000 You know?
02:32:12.000 It looks like he's having a good time.
02:32:15.000 And he's killing it now, out of jail, right?
02:32:17.000 Isn't he, like...
02:32:18.000 Yeah.
02:32:19.000 See, even I know.
02:32:20.000 He's killing it in the rap game.
02:32:21.000 He just released a new album, he's got...
02:32:23.000 Oh, I thought you said he's back in jail.
02:32:24.000 No, no, no, not back in jail.
02:32:27.000 You ever listen to Migos?
02:32:28.000 No.
02:32:29.000 I think you'd like him.
02:32:31.000 Who's Migos?
02:32:32.000 Migos is like a new, it's like a rap group with three guys that, remember the Ying Yang twins?
02:32:39.000 Yeah.
02:32:40.000 So they're like the Ying Yang twins, but better than like with an extra member.
02:32:44.000 Wow.
02:32:47.000 Powerful.
02:32:47.000 I think you would like it.
02:32:49.000 Migos rings they just got.
02:32:50.000 Whoa!
02:32:51.000 And they're like hilarious.
02:32:53.000 They're the funniest interviews.
02:32:54.000 Hold up.
02:32:55.000 Show me those rings again.
02:32:57.000 Go big with that picture with the fists.
02:33:00.000 Okay.
02:33:01.000 Am I looking at like a half a million dollars in diamonds?
02:33:04.000 Yes.
02:33:05.000 That's real?
02:33:06.000 Yeah.
02:33:07.000 That seems crazy to do.
02:33:10.000 Doesn't it seem crazy to be walking around with a half a million dollars in diamonds?
02:33:14.000 Hey.
02:33:16.000 Better to be invested in diamonds than Bitcoin or something like that, right?
02:33:21.000 You never know, dude.
02:33:22.000 That Bitcoin shit might pop the fuck off and you'll be sitting here hating.
02:33:27.000 Yup.
02:33:27.000 You don't even know.
02:33:29.000 I do know one thing about Bitcoin.
02:33:31.000 If you say I think Bitcoin's stupid, people want to fuck you up.
02:33:34.000 Yeah.
02:33:35.000 If you could talk some shit on Bitcoin, those Bitcoin fanatics, they're rabid.
02:33:39.000 It's like a little bit of religion.
02:33:41.000 Just a touch.
02:33:42.000 Wow.
02:33:43.000 Just a sprinkle.
02:33:43.000 Yeah, I think it is.
02:33:44.000 Right?
02:33:44.000 Yeah.
02:33:45.000 Just a sprinkle.
02:33:46.000 And not necessarily just Bitcoin either, but there's a bunch of other crypto coins, which I fully support.
02:33:51.000 I have no dog in the fight.
02:33:53.000 Yeah, me too.
02:33:54.000 Yeah.
02:33:55.000 And we keep five of it, which is all dedicated to Justin Wren, and anytime he wants, he can cash out.
02:34:02.000 This is all from when Antonopoulos is in there.
02:34:05.000 So I don't really have a stake in it, because that's all Justin Wren's money.
02:34:10.000 Real investment in Bitcoin is very fascinating to me because more people were interested in doing it and it eventually spread through the entire country.
02:34:19.000 Everybody just decided to do it and everybody figured out how to, you know, make it as secure as regular money is, which is not that secure.
02:34:28.000 I mean, people steal regular money too.
02:34:30.000 They could figure out how to make it more secure and better than it is now, which just seems like they would be able to.
02:34:37.000 You never know who's going to be faster, the hackers or the programmers.
02:34:41.000 It seems like What was the one coin that someone stole a shitload of recently?
02:34:48.000 You were just telling me about this.
02:34:49.000 Oh, yes.
02:34:50.000 17 million nano was stolen off of an exchange.
02:34:55.000 Now, what's a nano?
02:34:56.000 It's a different cryptocurrency.
02:34:57.000 That's the name of the coin, yeah.
02:34:59.000 So the biggest one is Bitcoin.
02:35:02.000 Bitcoin, yeah.
02:35:02.000 Okay.
02:35:02.000 What's the second biggest one?
02:35:04.000 Off of notoriety, probably Ethereum would be the second biggest, I would say.
02:35:08.000 Do you think it's possible that one day...
02:35:12.000 Artists will invent their own crypto coins, and that's how they buy and trade tickets to shows and goods from the people that support them.
02:35:23.000 Very possible, yes.
02:35:24.000 Think about this.
02:35:26.000 Golden Pony Dollars.
02:35:27.000 Yeah.
02:35:28.000 And Golden Pony Dollars is how people pay for your shows.
02:35:30.000 You set up like a bank of Golden Pony Dollars, like a crypto bank.
02:35:34.000 I don't know how you do it.
02:35:35.000 You do some blockchain voodoo magic programmer type shit.
02:35:38.000 Figure out how to do that.
02:35:39.000 Then, once you set that up, people buy that golden pony money in order to be able to pay you golden pony money for things.
02:35:48.000 But you only accept golden pony money.
02:35:51.000 And you can only spend golden pony money.
02:35:54.000 So the only people that accept your money, the people that accept, if you want to buy a washing machine, say, I'd like to buy it with some golden pony dollars.
02:36:01.000 They're like, no.
02:36:02.000 They don't like you.
02:36:04.000 They'd have to like you.
02:36:05.000 They'd go, yeah, Tony, you're a good guy.
02:36:07.000 You're funny.
02:36:08.000 I really love you on Kill Tony.
02:36:09.000 And your stand-up special on Netflix was a hoot.
02:36:12.000 Sure.
02:36:13.000 We'll let you pay in Golden Pony dollars.
02:36:15.000 And then you could buy a washing machine with Golden Pony dollars.
02:36:18.000 And that Golden Pony dollars would be traded exclusively through Golden Pony fans.
02:36:23.000 And so, like, you really are reliant upon your fans in a way different way.
02:36:27.000 Like, you're only getting paid by your fans.
02:36:29.000 And when they want out, they're like, fuck this Golden Pony money.
02:36:32.000 Right.
02:36:33.000 I want to get me some of that Sinbad dollars.
02:36:35.000 I want some Sinbad shekels.
02:36:38.000 But they still would have to cash out with me, right?
02:36:40.000 No.
02:36:41.000 No, they don't have to cash out with you.
02:36:42.000 They cash out with somebody else that's in the group.
02:36:44.000 Like, a certain amount of money just stays in the group.
02:36:46.000 Oh.
02:36:47.000 Just like they do with Bitcoin.
02:36:49.000 There's a certain amount of Bitcoin that exists.
02:36:51.000 And the price of Bitcoin will go up and down, but the number will not change.
02:36:55.000 And so that's their remedy against the modern system that we have with inflation and printing new money and all that shit.
02:37:01.000 So there's only a certain amount of Bitcoin.
02:37:03.000 If I'm butchering this, I apologize.
02:37:05.000 I'm not smart.
02:37:06.000 You're close.
02:37:07.000 I have a little variations, but you're pretty close.
02:37:10.000 And so, if you did that with Golden Pony Dollars, you would set up like a Golden Pony Fund.
02:37:15.000 Like, this is the Bitcoin that I, you know, I've calculated this out with current Bitcoin prices.
02:37:23.000 If I charge you guys $20 for this thing, whatever the fuck it is, whatever you call the number, the name, what you'll be able to do is you'll be able to pay for my shows Only using that.
02:37:36.000 This is all I'm going to accept now.
02:37:38.000 And then I want to be able to use that to buy things from your store.
02:37:42.000 Sounds confusing.
02:37:43.000 I'm going to let people keep using normal money.
02:37:45.000 It's very confusing.
02:37:47.000 No, it's very confusing.
02:37:48.000 But the idea would be, say, you have some Golden Pony dollars.
02:37:51.000 You've got some George Lopez dollars.
02:37:54.000 There could be a bunch of people with their own exchanges.
02:37:58.000 And it could be worth something to you, worth more or less, depending on how they're killing it right now.
02:38:04.000 It's very confusing to me.
02:38:06.000 It's super confusing.
02:38:07.000 What I'm saying is, it's entirely possible that someone like Snoop Dogg is going to come up with his own Bitcoin.
02:38:15.000 It would have to be someone super baller that everybody would want their coin.
02:38:20.000 It would have to be someone like Kendrick Lamar Dollars.
02:38:23.000 Yeah.
02:38:23.000 Yeah, see?
02:38:24.000 If Kendrick Lamar puts out a Bitcoin or cryptocurrency and he says, hey fans, this is the only way you can buy tickets to my shows.
02:38:33.000 And when I buy shit, I want to buy shit only with this stuff, but it's real money.
02:38:37.000 So if I want to buy a Ferrari with Kendrick Lamar money, better sell it to me, bitch, because that Kendrick Lamar money is worth gold to all the Kendrick Lamar fans.
02:38:46.000 Right.
02:38:46.000 It would have to be someone of like a super, super high profile to do something like that.
02:38:50.000 Some interesting stuff.
02:38:52.000 It's not really.
02:38:52.000 You look or you're falling asleep.
02:38:53.000 He's barely staying awake for me.
02:38:55.000 This is sort of...
02:38:56.000 You're sort of describing one cryptocurrency.
02:38:59.000 This is called Steam or Steemit, which is the website that you can look at.
02:39:03.000 Is it a band?
02:39:04.000 No, no, no.
02:39:04.000 This is why like dig.com looks very similar to this.
02:39:06.000 It's like how that started.
02:39:08.000 Oh.
02:39:08.000 So here what would happen...
02:39:10.000 How you would have to exchange some money or another cryptocurrency to get some actual Steam.
02:39:14.000 But here is the, for instance, a person put up a really good article or a piece of content, if you will.
02:39:22.000 You upvote it, and then that person gets a coin or money from you, essentially.
02:39:27.000 Gets a Steam coin.
02:39:28.000 You upvote it with a coin.
02:39:30.000 And that's a very early or primitive way, I guess, describing what you would do.
02:39:35.000 So a person creates content, puts it online, and then the viewers then exchange And that currency only exists in this platform.
02:39:45.000 Then if another exchange anywhere in the world wants to start up and say, I deem your currency valuable, you can exchange it for my currency or another currency, then that's where the actual value comes in.
02:39:56.000 See, now that makes sense.
02:39:58.000 And also, especially if people are paying for stuff, like if you're writing things or making videos or something like that, and then people are paying for that, that's a fucking...
02:40:05.000 You know, we're trapped in this idea of this system that we have now as far as producers of television shows and movies and things like that, that this is how you get a job in show business.
02:40:16.000 That seems like how you get a job in show business.
02:40:18.000 If you can make videos...
02:40:21.000 And people will give you money for those videos?
02:40:24.000 Kind of what YouTube is, and a lot of people have made money off YouTube.
02:40:26.000 We're dealing in dollars and whatever in the old system.
02:40:29.000 But this seems like more next level.
02:40:31.000 This could be the new system that might take over, yeah.
02:40:33.000 Well, fascinating too, because it could be a blog, right?
02:40:36.000 It could be a video.
02:40:37.000 What else could it be?
02:40:38.000 This could be anything.
02:40:39.000 This is literally just Link.
02:40:41.000 I don't think this platform has opened up to having its own video hosting or music being hosted.
02:40:46.000 That would be amazing.
02:40:47.000 If you could write cool-ass articles and people could pay you based on the article, that might bring articles back, man.
02:40:54.000 I mean, not that articles have gone away, but there's a weird thing right now where it's hard for people to get paid doing digital stuff.
02:41:04.000 Most people don't want to subscribe.
02:41:07.000 I shouldn't say it's hard for people to get paid.
02:41:09.000 It's hard to get people to pay for digital stuff.
02:41:13.000 To subscribe to an online website or something like that, that's a tough sell.
02:41:18.000 Medium.com has sort of filled that hole a little bit, but you don't get directly paid from posting on there, I don't believe.
02:41:25.000 What do you do?
02:41:25.000 People can make a Medium post that has then gone viral and gotten them paid in other ways, like explaining how they do a particular thing and then that leads to their store, or they can sell some merch that way.
02:41:37.000 They might make a video that's in there and then they get YouTube money off of that.
02:41:41.000 It's also new, but what you're describing could take off from here.
02:41:45.000 Well, it seems like if everybody decides to accept that currency, then it seems like it would take off, right?
02:41:50.000 If everybody decided to accept that currency, it just seems to me that there's a few tests, right?
02:41:58.000 There's Bitcoin, there's Litecoin, there's, what is that, Dogecoin?
02:42:02.000 Dogecoin, Dogecoin.
02:42:03.000 There's a few of those that are still, like, volatile and still hanging.
02:42:07.000 And I saw some article recently about these young guys that were multi-millionaires from cryptocurrency.
02:42:13.000 I'm like, okay.
02:42:14.000 Real multi-millionaire or multi-millionaire in cryptocurrency?
02:42:17.000 What does it mean?
02:42:18.000 Same as a stock person, because they might have a bunch of money, but then some of it's also in stock.
02:42:22.000 Right, but how quickly could they liquidate it?
02:42:26.000 That depends on exchanges.
02:42:27.000 Some of it's 24 hours, some of it's a couple days.
02:42:30.000 Depends on the actual coin and the way the blockchain works.
02:42:35.000 Crazy!
02:42:37.000 Yeah, it's very crazy.
02:42:38.000 It's very crazy.
02:42:40.000 To me, when I think about it, I always wonder how long it's going to take before we shake ourselves of this system.
02:42:47.000 Because this system, as good as it is, and it's definitely good, it's still super complicated and flawed.
02:42:55.000 It's very confusing what's legal and what's legal and why you have to pay taxes in one place, but you cross the line and the taxes are way less.
02:43:06.000 What?
02:43:06.000 Like over here you don't pay state taxes?
02:43:08.000 At all.
02:43:09.000 Huh.
02:43:09.000 But over there you do.
02:43:11.000 What?
02:43:12.000 Like a lot of the stuff that we operate, a lot of the system that we have is fucking wonky as shit.
02:43:18.000 The tax system is just one of them, right?
02:43:20.000 Yeah.
02:43:21.000 It's all messed up.
02:43:22.000 And then a lot of people, you know, you can just, whatever, build an account overseas and avoid it that way.
02:43:29.000 Well, it seems to me that what I was going to say is that if something like a cryptocurrency can really take off and just get fully accepted use, which is way more accepted now than it was a few years ago when Antonopoulos first started coming on here.
02:43:40.000 And I think you could sort of extrapolate that five, maybe even ten years from now, it might be like really commonplace.
02:43:46.000 There's a lot of things you could buy with Bitcoin now.
02:43:48.000 A lot of things.
02:43:48.000 It's really kind of interesting in that way.
02:43:51.000 You know, if that works out and crypto coins become a real thing, cryptocurrency becomes a real thing, it's totally possible that can move into politics.
02:43:59.000 That kind of thinking of organizing and setting up a party and deciding on important issues, that all could happen the same way.
02:44:09.000 That all could happen through some sort of an online app.
02:44:12.000 Or people say, fuck all this voting shit.
02:44:14.000 You know, we have this new super secure thing that Elon Musk figured out.
02:44:17.000 And now everybody, all they have to do is have a cell phone number and they take a photo of themselves as they're doing it.
02:44:25.000 So it's biometric, right?
02:44:27.000 So you know that someone's not cheating.
02:44:29.000 You take a photo of you, you put in your vote, and you...
02:44:33.000 You have little videos for each issue.
02:44:35.000 You can watch little videos on your phone.
02:44:37.000 It tells you exactly what's going on with each issue.
02:44:39.000 Here are people who are pro it.
02:44:40.000 Here are people who are con it.
02:44:41.000 And it's like one of those things where if you ever take a test online, have you ever done one of those?
02:44:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:44:46.000 And at the end, you press send and you press all the results.
02:44:49.000 You got 90% right, and so you move on.
02:44:53.000 That could be the same way.
02:44:55.000 I mean, it could be something along those lines.
02:44:57.000 Those things are so easily beatable.
02:44:58.000 I just had to do that for traffic school, get out of a ticket a couple weeks ago.
02:45:01.000 It's so ridiculous.
02:45:02.000 It tells you which ones are wrong on the yes or no.
02:45:05.000 And they're like, uh, you want to try it again?
02:45:07.000 And I'm like, uh, yeah.
02:45:09.000 I don't think everyone's smart.
02:45:13.000 Yeah.
02:45:14.000 I finished, uh, fun fact, I finished traffic school, what's supposed to be this huge test in like, uh, I don't know, maybe nine minutes.
02:45:23.000 Just next, next, next, next, next, take the test, whatever, then fix the answers, done.
02:45:30.000 They could do that with voting.
02:45:32.000 Yeah.
02:45:32.000 They could totally do that with voting.
02:45:34.000 Yeah.
02:45:35.000 100%.
02:45:36.000 They don't want it to be that easy.
02:45:38.000 And that's when there's going to be real weird shit where, like, Logan Paul manipulates the vote.
02:45:44.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:45:45.000 Like, I don't mean illegally.
02:45:47.000 I mean like saying, hey, go out and vote for this guy.
02:45:49.000 You know, or Kim Kardashian.
02:45:51.000 I want you to vote for my friend.
02:45:53.000 You know?
02:45:53.000 She wants to run this motherfucker.
02:45:55.000 That whole Black Mirror episode, yeah.
02:45:56.000 About like a cartoon character becoming the fucking leader.
02:45:59.000 Black Mirror always has the best ideas.
02:46:01.000 I'm always late to the party.
02:46:03.000 I think it's coming.
02:46:04.000 I think Kanye could do it in 2020 if he runs.
02:46:06.000 Eh, he'll fall apart.
02:46:07.000 He don't do well under that kind of scrutiny.
02:46:09.000 But what have we learned?
02:46:10.000 Falling apart could get you the role.
02:46:11.000 He's not that guy.
02:46:13.000 He's not like that Trump guy.
02:46:15.000 Trump lets that shit roll off his back.
02:46:17.000 For most people, that stuff's devastating.
02:46:18.000 Like, I don't think it's a coincidence that Kanye had that event where he talked about supporting Trump, that he would have voted on Trump, that's what he said, and everybody went crazy.
02:46:26.000 And then he went crazy, and he checked himself into a...
02:46:30.000 Yeah.
02:46:30.000 Eight days.
02:46:31.000 For eight days in the hospital.
02:46:33.000 Like, it's not good.
02:46:34.000 Right?
02:46:35.000 That's not a person who's good.
02:46:37.000 I mean, who knows what the fuck was going on outside of that, but the scrutiny compounded it with no question at all.
02:46:43.000 When a bunch of people are mad at you and all your fans are mad at you, and then you wind up canceling the whole tour?
02:46:49.000 Yeah.
02:46:51.000 That guy shouldn't, you know, obviously shouldn't be president.
02:46:55.000 But I don't even think she should try.
02:46:57.000 It just seems like a lot of pressure for him.
02:47:00.000 And he's a fucking great musician.
02:47:03.000 Make your awesome music.
02:47:05.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:47:05.000 Make your awesome music.
02:47:06.000 Don't run for president.
02:47:07.000 Do you think we're ever going to get off of this?
02:47:09.000 People keep saying, you know, Alec Baldwin can actually run and win for the Democrats.
02:47:13.000 Okay, maybe he could.
02:47:15.000 You might be right.
02:47:15.000 He might be able to.
02:47:17.000 But when do we say, hey, we need to rethink this whole fucking system?
02:47:23.000 We can't keep letting popular people run the country.
02:47:26.000 That's crazy.
02:47:27.000 All you have to do is be popular.
02:47:28.000 I like him more.
02:47:29.000 That's the whole thing.
02:47:31.000 That's been the thing forever.
02:47:33.000 It's just stupid.
02:47:34.000 It doesn't make any sense.
02:47:36.000 Shouldn't you have to take a test and we find out who would be best at running the country?
02:47:39.000 Like, shouldn't there be a test like there's a test for the driver's license?
02:47:42.000 Yeah.
02:47:43.000 There's a test for traffic school.
02:47:45.000 There's a test for traffic school.
02:47:46.000 Why isn't there a test for president?
02:47:48.000 Shouldn't you be like...
02:47:49.000 Shouldn't you have to have some good answers to some questions they pose?
02:47:52.000 It's the most ridiculous job ever because it was created so long ago that it has so many holes in the idea behind it.
02:48:00.000 You don't have to at least know how to run the country.
02:48:04.000 Shouldn't people know the results of your test?
02:48:06.000 You should take a test and people say, look, we got good news and we got bad news.
02:48:10.000 The good news is he can read.
02:48:14.000 The bad news is he got everything wrong.
02:48:16.000 He got everything wrong.
02:48:17.000 He can't be president.
02:48:18.000 Like, oh, all right.
02:48:19.000 Well, we got to find a guy who could pass the test.
02:48:21.000 He's also popular.
02:48:22.000 Then people would try to cheat for him.
02:48:24.000 Yeah.
02:48:24.000 Who can keep a budget, who can speak, who can...
02:48:28.000 Obama at least taught constitutional law.
02:48:31.000 Yeah.
02:48:32.000 So you could at least think he would know what's in the Constitution.
02:48:34.000 He probably knows a lot.
02:48:35.000 I would imagine he knows quite a bit.
02:48:37.000 Uh-huh.
02:48:39.000 Have you ever heard of Trump University, my friend?
02:48:42.000 Oh, that's right.
02:48:42.000 He had a whole university.
02:48:44.000 He had his own university.
02:48:46.000 How many lawsuits are involved in that?
02:48:48.000 I don't know how many.
02:48:49.000 I think it became a class action.
02:48:50.000 He had to pick 25 million dollars or something to that class.
02:48:54.000 What was Trump University?
02:48:58.000 It was one of those...
02:49:00.000 Why are you laughing, Jamie?
02:49:02.000 Yeah, because it was like a real estate.
02:49:04.000 They show you how to like turn and burn and flip houses and businesses and they show you how to become a real estate mogul.
02:49:10.000 For-profit education company that ran a real estate training program for five years.
02:49:15.000 Was it any good?
02:49:17.000 Like, were there success stories out of it?
02:49:20.000 Yeah.
02:49:21.000 I don't know.
02:49:21.000 It was licensed by Trump University, owned by Trump Organization, but not owned by the Trump Organization?
02:49:28.000 Huh?
02:49:29.000 Probably a different LLC or something.
02:49:31.000 Oh, okay.
02:49:32.000 Multiple lawsuits.
02:49:34.000 What an interesting idea.
02:49:36.000 Who's just gonna teach people how to make money?
02:49:39.000 Is that the idea?
02:49:40.000 Yeah.
02:49:41.000 It seems like, you know, one of those, like, infomercials or something like that.
02:49:45.000 He's a fucking character, I'll tell you that.
02:49:47.000 When all is said and done, that will be a guy that stands out in human history.
02:49:53.000 We're gonna look at that guy and go, wow.
02:49:55.000 I think that's what he wanted.
02:49:58.000 He definitely got that.
02:50:00.000 Do you think he's going to want to run again?
02:50:01.000 Oh my god, yes.
02:50:03.000 Are you kidding me?
02:50:06.000 Are you kidding me?
02:50:07.000 This is what this guy lives for.
02:50:08.000 He lives for watching the news and seeing him on it every day.
02:50:11.000 Is that what they think?
02:50:13.000 I'll show them.
02:50:14.000 That's his whole thing.
02:50:15.000 It's so real.
02:50:16.000 Everything from the inside and everything I've ever heard about the guy says that.
02:50:19.000 That he's just...
02:50:21.000 I mean...
02:50:22.000 How much longer do you think you can do it?
02:50:24.000 At what age do you start to get worn out by all this shit?
02:50:28.000 Right?
02:50:29.000 I mean, think of the kind of hate Kanye got for supporting Trump.
02:50:32.000 No, think of the kind of hate Trump gets.
02:50:35.000 It is some next level stuff.
02:50:37.000 I mean, you have to have some crazy resolve to be able to absorb that kind of hate.
02:50:42.000 He's got to be a little insulated from some of it, though.
02:50:44.000 I'm sure.
02:50:44.000 They might hide him from some of it, but some of it they actually project on his building.
02:50:50.000 You know?
02:50:51.000 They project shit on his building.
02:50:52.000 They stand across the street with a projector.
02:50:58.000 He hasn't even been dealing with that forever, though.
02:51:00.000 Not like that.
02:51:01.000 I don't think so.
02:51:03.000 WWE Hall of Famer, by the way.
02:51:04.000 Is he?
02:51:05.000 Yeah, he's been stone-cold stunned.
02:51:07.000 He's been stone-cold stunned.
02:51:09.000 Yeah, he was in a...
02:51:09.000 What is a stone-cold stunner?
02:51:10.000 How does that go down?
02:51:11.000 Oh, you don't want to know this one.
02:51:12.000 I don't?
02:51:13.000 I'm going to be honest with you, Joe.
02:51:14.000 Out of the many pro wrestling moves that don't seem to be effective, this is way up there.
02:51:20.000 And the devastation that it leaves.
02:51:22.000 Guys are out for a minute after a Stone Cold stunner, and it's pretty bad.
02:51:27.000 I'm going to be honest.
02:51:28.000 I love Stone Cold.
02:51:29.000 One of the greats ever.
02:51:30.000 Probably the reason why we have The Rock is because Stone Cold was so raw and dirty on the mic.
02:51:35.000 Let me ask you this, and I want you to be real.
02:51:37.000 Do you think that this Stone Cold Stunner exists?
02:51:39.000 Why'd they shave his head?
02:51:40.000 Because he lost a haircut match between Vince and Trump.
02:51:46.000 Is that Bobby Lashley?
02:51:48.000 Yeah.
02:51:49.000 See, I know my shit, dude.
02:51:50.000 Hell yeah, you do.
02:51:51.000 So, the Stone Cold Stunner, Steve Austin, has his arm up in the air.
02:51:56.000 Oh, he's calling for cans of beers.
02:51:57.000 That's another thing.
02:51:58.000 They hit each other with cans of beers?
02:52:00.000 No, they drink it.
02:52:01.000 Oh, he drinks one.
02:52:02.000 And they let him drink one in the middle of the fight?
02:52:03.000 He doesn't really...
02:52:04.000 No, the fight's over.
02:52:06.000 Fight's over?
02:52:06.000 Look, he's about to cheers Donald Trump.
02:52:08.000 Steve Weiser.
02:52:09.000 Okay, why is he wearing a shirt?
02:52:12.000 Is he wrestling or is he a referee?
02:52:13.000 He was a ref in this.
02:52:14.000 He was a ref.
02:52:15.000 But he's still about to stun.
02:52:16.000 Here you go.
02:52:17.000 Boom.
02:52:17.000 He hits him.
02:52:18.000 Boom.
02:52:18.000 So it's like he lands on his butt, but your head is on his shoulder and it's supposed to just put you out.
02:52:23.000 Wait a minute.
02:52:24.000 One more time, please.
02:52:26.000 This is so odd.
02:52:27.000 So he steps forward.
02:52:28.000 Let's get a good angle on this.
02:52:29.000 You can find the one.
02:52:30.000 Hold on, this is good.
02:52:31.000 Boom.
02:52:32.000 Bam.
02:52:33.000 I didn't even jump.
02:52:34.000 Jamie, there's one where Stone Cold like stuns every McMahon and everybody in a ring.
02:52:38.000 Like there was one epic one where he stunned like 30 guys in a row.
02:52:41.000 It might be one of the faker things ever.
02:52:43.000 I've seen you repost some bad things that have been happening lately.
02:52:48.000 Does it hurt your feeling?
02:52:49.000 It hurts every time.
02:52:51.000 Well, you know, you need higher quality stuff out there.
02:52:55.000 See, that's a stunner.
02:52:56.000 That's a stunner right there?
02:52:58.000 Technically, yes.
02:52:58.000 There's the rock.
02:52:59.000 Boom.
02:53:00.000 See, The Rock knew how to sell that.
02:53:02.000 That's Kane.
02:53:03.000 That's The Undertaker's brother.
02:53:05.000 Goodbye.
02:53:05.000 Yeah, The Rock made it fun, right?
02:53:07.000 Like, it didn't seem realistic.
02:53:09.000 Yeah, I read a thing recently about the People's Elbow, which became his big finishing move, and it was sort of a joke that worked so well with the crowd that they all just laughed about it backstage, and it just became this fucking...
02:53:20.000 Okay, let me tell you something.
02:53:21.000 If this guy did this to you, actually did this to you, it would not feel good.
02:53:25.000 This is not a real finishing move, per se, but that could fuck you up.
02:53:30.000 Especially a big, strong guy like you.
02:53:31.000 Not that one.
02:53:32.000 Not that one.
02:53:33.000 But some of them.
02:53:34.000 Because what he's doing is he's grabbing the back of your head and slamming his shoulder into your chin.
02:53:40.000 Yeah.
02:53:41.000 Like, that's semi-legit.
02:53:43.000 Like, I would not recommend doing it that way.
02:53:45.000 Ooh, look at the rock.
02:53:46.000 Why are you laughing?
02:53:47.000 Because he stood up after he got knocked down.
02:53:50.000 Some of the...
02:53:51.000 Yeah.
02:53:53.000 Oh, look at this.
02:53:55.000 That's Shane McMahon, Vince's son.
02:53:57.000 That guy fell through the air.
02:53:58.000 Wait a minute, play that one again.
02:54:00.000 Boom!
02:54:01.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
02:54:02.000 That's a classic McMahon thing to oversell a stunner like that.
02:54:06.000 Vince does it the best.
02:54:08.000 He convulses and shakes afterwards.
02:54:10.000 You gotta definitely have that, though, because you're giving the guy your back.
02:54:13.000 I don't recommend that at all, that move.
02:54:16.000 But he could probably do it to me.
02:54:19.000 But that would hurt.
02:54:20.000 I'm telling you.
02:54:20.000 It's not the best move in the world.
02:54:23.000 But it's not 100% illegitimate.
02:54:25.000 There's Brock.
02:54:26.000 No, this is Shane McMahon.
02:54:27.000 This is actually a really insane thing that this guy did.
02:54:31.000 How old is he, Tony?
02:54:32.000 Do you know?
02:54:33.000 Shane right now is probably, if I had to guess, I'd say 47. No, he's not jumping off that.
02:54:40.000 Yeah, he's jumping.
02:54:40.000 He's about 30 feet, 35 feet up at least, probably.
02:54:44.000 I don't know if they actually say, but...
02:54:45.000 Get the fuck out of here.
02:54:47.000 Shane McMahon always does this.
02:54:48.000 He has like real...
02:54:49.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
02:54:51.000 Onto a table.
02:54:52.000 Come on.
02:54:52.000 A real table?
02:54:53.000 The Undertaker's about to move.
02:54:55.000 Either way, it's not a pad.
02:54:59.000 The Undertaker's like, don't do it, dude.
02:55:02.000 I'm not going to show it on YouTube.
02:55:04.000 Oh, I see.
02:55:05.000 Yeah, don't show it on YouTube.
02:55:06.000 So he lands on that thing.
02:55:07.000 So it's a giant spring underneath him.
02:55:09.000 No.
02:55:10.000 What is that thing?
02:55:11.000 It's just a breakaway table.
02:55:13.000 Oh my god, that's insane that he did that.
02:55:16.000 We all thought he was pretty messed up here.
02:55:18.000 Oh my god, that's insane.
02:55:21.000 Why did he do that?
02:55:22.000 It's all for the show.
02:55:23.000 Oh my god, that guy had to get really hurt.
02:55:26.000 Did he get knocked out?
02:55:28.000 He might be.
02:55:29.000 He might be coming out of it.
02:55:31.000 That's one of the crazy things.
02:55:33.000 You never know what's real and what's not.
02:55:35.000 Mankind did that.
02:55:36.000 Mick Foley, the guy that does the mandible claw, he did that to The Undertaker once.
02:55:40.000 He had a tooth go through his lip.
02:55:42.000 Let me ask you this.
02:55:43.000 When someone does something like that, do they plan that out to the point where they practice it or do they just wait to the moment and then do it?
02:55:50.000 Because that seems like...
02:55:52.000 If you practice it and it hurt that bad.
02:55:54.000 I think they might practice it maybe with some type of something, but I don't think they practice it with a breakaway table.
02:56:01.000 Oh my god, these guys are fighting on top of the roof.
02:56:03.000 Yeah, this is like the craziest one ever.
02:56:05.000 This is Hell in a Cell, 1998, Mankind vs.
02:56:08.000 The Undertaker.
02:56:10.000 This is crazy.
02:56:11.000 Undertaker ends up chokeslamming him through the whole thing into the ring from the top of there.
02:56:15.000 Do you think you know more about pro wrestling than I know about boxing?
02:56:20.000 Well, it's a wide field.
02:56:23.000 I think there's more in wrestling history.
02:56:25.000 You've got to realize wrestling's been a weekly sport, the most watched program on cable every Monday since I was a little kid.
02:56:32.000 So there's a lot more stuff that's happened in pro wrestling.
02:56:35.000 Right, but you know results, right?
02:56:38.000 Yeah.
02:56:38.000 Like if I told you, I mean, do you know any results from boxing?
02:56:44.000 Yeah.
02:56:45.000 A little bit.
02:56:45.000 You know way more about this than you know about boxing, right?
02:56:48.000 Yeah.
02:56:49.000 Yeah.
02:56:50.000 Do you find that weird?
02:56:52.000 No, I'm a pretty big boxing fan.
02:56:54.000 I probably have more enough.
02:56:56.000 Oh, he threw him off the top?
02:56:57.000 Yeah, there you go.
02:56:58.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:56:58.000 Yeah.
02:56:59.000 What does he throw him onto?
02:57:00.000 And by the way, that's the first time anything like this ever happens.
02:57:02.000 So that crowd is literally like, what?
02:57:05.000 Oh, that guy got fucked up, dude.
02:57:07.000 Yeah.
02:57:08.000 Like, he got fucked up for real.
02:57:09.000 I don't think you can fall that far and not get fucked up unless you're falling into a giant pillow.
02:57:15.000 These guys aren't falling.
02:57:16.000 Oh, my God.
02:57:18.000 No, Mick Foley has, like, broken every bone and, like, every injury you can imagine.
02:57:23.000 Dude, oh my god, you see that?
02:57:24.000 See him just do a backflip and land right there?
02:57:27.000 Fuck that, dude.
02:57:28.000 Oh, water's good.
02:57:30.000 See, that's a good move.
02:57:31.000 So they're doing it like, uh, that ninja show.
02:57:34.000 That's on boxes.
02:57:35.000 That's obviously on boxes.
02:57:37.000 Yeah.
02:57:37.000 Obviously that's protected.
02:57:40.000 That's so funny.
02:57:41.000 The whole dramatic thing.
02:57:42.000 The girls are going, oh my god, oh my god.
02:57:43.000 And the guy's there, uh, macho.
02:57:46.000 Oh, he just fell through the fucking cage.
02:57:49.000 Oh, he fell through this cage?
02:57:50.000 Oh my god, is that supposed to happen?
02:57:52.000 Or was that an accident?
02:57:54.000 I don't know.
02:57:55.000 That maybe was supposed to happen.
02:57:58.000 Look, the way he fell into the center, I bet it was supposed to happen.
02:58:01.000 You can see how the center sort of gave in.
02:58:04.000 Now, how would they engineer something like that?
02:58:06.000 How would they make sure that...
02:58:09.000 They're okay.
02:58:09.000 This is like a combination.
02:58:10.000 Oh my god.
02:58:11.000 That guy just broke his leg.
02:58:12.000 Did he?
02:58:13.000 I think so.
02:58:13.000 Oh, don't show me this.
02:58:15.000 Don't show me this.
02:58:16.000 I can't watch somebody breaking their leg for a play.
02:58:19.000 It's essentially a play.
02:58:20.000 Oh shit.
02:58:21.000 Imagine if there was a play where you break your leg.
02:58:23.000 I mean...
02:58:24.000 Remember when people were criticizing Spider-Man?
02:58:26.000 They had a Spider-Man musical, and people kept flying off the harnesses and slamming into the crowd or something.
02:58:32.000 I think somebody might have died.
02:58:34.000 Oh.
02:58:35.000 Yeah.
02:58:36.000 Severe injury, at the very least.
02:58:37.000 What happened during the Spider-Man musical?
02:58:40.000 I think they got it wired, though.
02:58:42.000 I think they figured it out.
02:58:43.000 Oh, don't show it to me, bro.
02:58:44.000 Yes, please show it.
02:58:45.000 I don't want to see the guy.
02:58:46.000 Oh, fuck.
02:58:47.000 Oh, fuck.
02:58:48.000 The thing snapped.
02:58:49.000 I think his rope didn't work.
02:58:50.000 Oh my god.
02:58:52.000 Jesus Christ.
02:58:53.000 Wow.
02:58:54.000 Oh my god.
02:58:55.000 He's gonna have to appear.
02:58:56.000 Did he die?
02:58:59.000 No.
02:59:01.000 Just this accident.
02:59:03.000 Spider-Man doesn't die.
02:59:04.000 I want to say that there's more than one accident.
02:59:06.000 Yeah, I thought it kept happening.
02:59:07.000 That's why they had to stop.
02:59:08.000 Yeah.
02:59:09.000 I want to say there was a second accident, but I might have been making this up.
02:59:13.000 This video I just pulled up here is the fourth accident on that show.
02:59:17.000 Oh, Jesus Christ!
02:59:18.000 Good Lord.
02:59:20.000 Right.
02:59:20.000 Now, stop and think about how many accidents they have in the pro wrestling world.
02:59:25.000 All the time.
02:59:27.000 Yeah, arenas every week.
02:59:28.000 Multiple arenas per week sold out.
02:59:31.000 Yeah, and how many of those things must go wrong in those arenas?
02:59:33.000 People have died.
02:59:34.000 Yeah.
02:59:35.000 Yeah?
02:59:36.000 Owen Hart.
02:59:36.000 Fuck.
02:59:37.000 You know about Owen Hart, right?
02:59:38.000 Yeah.
02:59:38.000 On the entrance.
02:59:39.000 Yeah.
02:59:40.000 A character he didn't even want to play.
02:59:45.000 Dude.
02:59:46.000 Hard way to make a living.
02:59:47.000 Yeah.
02:59:48.000 Alright, Tony.
02:59:49.000 Let's wrap this bitch up and head down to Bakersfield.
02:59:52.000 Okay.
02:59:52.000 Hollow.
02:59:53.000 Bakersfield tonight.
02:59:54.000 Where are we?
02:59:55.000 Fox Theater?
02:59:56.000 Yeah, I don't know.
02:59:57.000 Two shows tonight in Bakersfield.
02:59:59.000 Two shows tomorrow in Fresno.
03:00:00.000 And then Santa Barbara on Saturday night.
03:00:03.000 Yeah.
03:00:04.000 Woo!
03:00:05.000 I was hoping you were going to join in on Ric Flair.
03:00:07.000 Oh, I didn't realize that's what we were doing.
03:00:09.000 Woo!
03:00:13.000 Bye, everybody.