The Joe Rogan Experience - February 28, 2018


Joe Rogan Experience #1085 - Kyle Kulinski


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 1 minute

Words per Minute

206.10037

Word Count

37,366

Sentence Count

3,118

Misogynist Sentences

114

Hate Speech Sentences

66


Summary

Joe Rogan wears a suit to a school function. Does it look good on him or does it look bad on everyone else? And what's the difference between a suit and a pair of sweatpants? We talk about it all on this week's episode of Thick & Thin, hosted by John Rocha ( ) and Matt Knost ( ), and produced by Alex Blumberg ( ). This episode was edited by Annie-Rose Strasser and edited by Patrick Muldowney. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Our ad music is by Build Buildings Records, and our ad music was written and performed by Micah Vellian. The show was mixed by Matthew Boll. Additional engineering and mixing by Patrick McElveen. Special thanks to Jake Chapman. Music and sound design by Mark Phillips. Mixing and mastering by Haley Shaw. Art: Mackenzie Moore. Music: Hayden Coplen. Editor: Will Witwer. Executive producer: Mike McLendon. Editing: Ben Koppel. Technical mixing and mastering: Matthew Boll Music: Jeff Kaale. Thank you to Rachel Goodman. Thanks to Caitlin Durante. for the production of the music for the intro and outro music, and for the sound design, and editing, and thanks to the mixing and mixing, and mastering of the mixing, and the additional editing, and for this episode, and , and . is a proud member of the podcast, and is a member of The Wig and the Wig & Weezer. and we hope you enjoy the podcast and we appreciate the feedback. Also, thank you so much for all the support we get from you, and we really appreciate it. Thank you for all of you for your support and all the love you all for all your support. , the feedback we get back and all of your support, it really means a lot of it's worth having us out here, it's really helps us out there, it means so much. - Thank you, everyone. -- Thank you all of the support us, we really means it, we appreciate it, really really appreciates it, thanks you, really needs it. XOXO, Thank You, Kyle, Thank you. Sarah, Caitlyn & Sarah, Sarah, and the rest of the Wigs, Sarah & the Crew.


Transcript

00:00:03.000 Boom, and we're live.
00:00:04.000 Hello, Kyle.
00:00:05.000 Hello, Joe Rogan.
00:00:06.000 How you doing?
00:00:06.000 You look very good there in a suit.
00:00:07.000 Thank you.
00:00:08.000 You know, I like to pretend that I'm a serious human being by wearing this, but I'm just a dick.
00:00:11.000 Well, you're a youngish fellow, so maybe a suit would give you more of an air of composure or authority, perhaps?
00:00:20.000 That's the idea.
00:00:20.000 If you look like you're really serious, then people assume you're serious, and they don't know that I'm, you know, making dick jokes and all shit like that.
00:00:27.000 Exactly.
00:00:27.000 It's a good move.
00:00:28.000 It's a very smart move.
00:00:29.000 Yeah, it works out.
00:00:30.000 I've actually had some suits made.
00:00:32.000 I had to do this function for one of my kids' schools, and I had to go to this function.
00:00:36.000 We had to wear nice clothes.
00:00:38.000 It's like a dress-up thing.
00:00:40.000 And I don't really have nice clothes.
00:00:41.000 Nothing that, like, fits.
00:00:43.000 And so I had to have something made.
00:00:44.000 So now I've been wearing it when I go on special dates with Mrs. Rogan.
00:00:48.000 So it's like, it's a suit like this?
00:00:50.000 Yeah, a nice suit jacket and tailored.
00:00:52.000 The whole deal.
00:00:52.000 Fits me.
00:00:53.000 And how do you feel when you put it on?
00:00:54.000 Do you feel like, oh, I'm official now.
00:00:56.000 I'm a serious person.
00:00:57.000 I feel like a serious person.
00:00:59.000 If I dress like this, with a hoodie and a t-shirt, I feel like a schlub.
00:01:03.000 I feel like a dork.
00:01:05.000 Like I am.
00:01:06.000 There's this thing that I do where, especially when I'm doing my show, oftentimes you do that half-assed move where I look like this, but then I might have basketball shorts on, or I might have sweatpants.
00:01:17.000 Do you do that?
00:01:17.000 Sometimes, yeah, sure.
00:01:18.000 Sure, it all depends on what mood I'm in.
00:01:21.000 I mean, sometimes I'll do the whole thing and look nice, but usually I'm just being lazy and...
00:01:25.000 Guy Ritchie was on the podcast and he made a very good statement in defense of the suit.
00:01:32.000 It was a really interesting sort of testimony in defense of the suit in the pocket square.
00:01:39.000 He's a big believer of the pocket square, which I think is preposterous.
00:01:42.000 Yeah, it's a little too far.
00:01:43.000 I think it's too far.
00:01:43.000 I'm with you.
00:01:44.000 But it...
00:01:45.000 It doesn't go out of style.
00:01:46.000 That's the thing.
00:01:47.000 If you look at a picture of somebody from 1906, and you look at a picture of somebody from 2018, and they're wearing a suit, you go, oh, okay.
00:01:54.000 But then other aspects of style and fashion change so fast.
00:01:59.000 I mean, you look at...
00:01:59.000 Remember the...
00:02:00.000 I think they were called Jankos, like the really baggy jeans that people wore?
00:02:04.000 Oh, yeah, like Cavaricis.
00:02:06.000 I don't know what that is.
00:02:08.000 Cavaricis was something that we used to wear...
00:02:11.000 I'm dating myself.
00:02:12.000 This is like in the...
00:02:15.000 Early 90s.
00:02:16.000 Late 80s, early 90s.
00:02:18.000 It was like they were tight to your pelvic region and then they would flare up when they got past the hips.
00:02:25.000 Like MC Hammer Pants?
00:02:26.000 Yes, yes, yes!
00:02:29.000 So terrible.
00:02:30.000 Yeah, but those didn't really make it, right?
00:02:32.000 But they did make it in the gym.
00:02:35.000 If you go to the gym, there's still guys who wear these kind of sweatpants.
00:02:39.000 That's right.
00:02:40.000 That are like these kind of puffy sweatpants.
00:02:42.000 And they're usually juiced out of their minds, right?
00:02:44.000 They're so big.
00:02:45.000 These are the workout clothes everybody wears.
00:02:47.000 They probably wear those pants because there it is.
00:02:48.000 There's Cavaricis.
00:02:49.000 Oh my god.
00:02:50.000 I used to wear those.
00:02:51.000 Try to get laid.
00:02:52.000 You wore those?
00:02:53.000 Yes, I had to.
00:02:54.000 That's the opposite of trying to get laid.
00:02:56.000 Not in those days.
00:02:57.000 Back in those days.
00:02:58.000 Like, people didn't know any better.
00:02:59.000 Right.
00:02:59.000 But that goes to my point.
00:03:00.000 It was like powdered wigs.
00:03:01.000 Is that things change.
00:03:01.000 Exactly.
00:03:03.000 Do you know where that came from?
00:03:05.000 No.
00:03:05.000 We found out on the podcast.
00:03:06.000 It came from syphilis.
00:03:09.000 Yes.
00:03:09.000 The whole wig thing came out of royalty.
00:03:13.000 These royals had syphilis.
00:03:15.000 What was the whole story?
00:03:16.000 It was about the term big wig.
00:03:18.000 And who were the people?
00:03:20.000 Was it Dutch?
00:03:21.000 Dutch kings?
00:03:22.000 Who were the kings?
00:03:23.000 See if you can find that story.
00:03:24.000 Because it's a fascinating story.
00:03:26.000 What it was, was there was these, I think they were brothers...
00:03:30.000 And they had syphilis.
00:03:31.000 They were just banging at everybody.
00:03:33.000 Yeah, why do people wear powdered wigs?
00:03:34.000 And it all came from a hair loss that these guys would have.
00:03:38.000 There it goes.
00:03:39.000 The Peruk story begins, like many others, with syphilis.
00:03:42.000 By 1580, the STD had become the worst epidemic to strike Europe since the Black Death, according to William Klaus.
00:03:49.000 Klaus?
00:03:51.000 C-L-O-W-E-S. How would you say that?
00:03:53.000 Either one.
00:03:54.000 Close, I'd say.
00:03:55.000 An infinite multitude of syphilis patients clogged London's hospitals and more filtered in each day.
00:04:01.000 Without antibiotics, victims face the full brunt of the disease.
00:04:04.000 Open sores, nasty rashes, blindness, dementia, and patchy hair loss.
00:04:10.000 Baldness swept the land.
00:04:11.000 So that's them saying, I'm healthy!
00:04:12.000 I'm healthy!
00:04:13.000 Well, it just became a thing because these...
00:04:16.000 Scroll down so it'll tell you who the people were that did it.
00:04:20.000 Yeah, so, um, you went a little too far?
00:04:24.000 Yeah, and so syphilis outbreak sparked a surge in wig making, victims hid their baldness, blah blah blah blah blah.
00:04:29.000 Louis XIV was only 17 when his mop started thinning.
00:04:34.000 Worried that his baldness would hurt his reputation, Louis hired 48 wig makers to save his image.
00:04:39.000 Five years later, the King of England, Louis's cousin, Charles II, did the same thing when his hair started to gray.
00:04:45.000 Both men likely had syphilis.
00:04:48.000 Courtiers?
00:04:48.000 How do you say that?
00:04:49.000 Courtiers.
00:04:50.000 Courtiers?
00:04:50.000 And other aristocrats immediately copied the two kings.
00:04:53.000 They sported wigs, and the style trickled down to the upper middle class.
00:04:58.000 Europe's newest fad was born.
00:04:59.000 So that's where it came from.
00:05:01.000 So the whole powdered wigs with people of distinction in court, all that shit came from syphilis.
00:05:07.000 Which, like most things...
00:05:08.000 Well, whenever somebody tries to, you know, kind of like deify the Founding Fathers, I always think, well, yeah, they were brilliant on some things, but on the other hand, they wore powdered wigs and shat outhouses and had slaves.
00:05:20.000 Yeah.
00:05:21.000 So, like, there's a little bit of a balance that we have to take into consideration there.
00:05:24.000 Well, I mean, think about how much cultural change has taken place in our society just over the last few years.
00:05:32.000 Sure.
00:05:32.000 I mean, words that were commonplace are now completely unacceptable.
00:05:38.000 You know, styles of behavior and methods of expression are being criticized and critiqued in this really radical way.
00:05:47.000 And I think it's good, ultimately.
00:05:49.000 I think there's a lot of...
00:05:51.000 To an extent, I'd say it's good.
00:05:53.000 The sentiment is good.
00:05:55.000 I think the reaction and some of the overreaction...
00:05:59.000 There's a spectrum, right?
00:06:01.000 There's always going to be...
00:06:02.000 Did you see there was something that came out yesterday from Portland State University...
00:06:08.000 We're Peter Boghossian and James Damore, the Google Memo guy, and Heather Hying.
00:06:14.000 She was a professor at Evergreen State.
00:06:17.000 I remember with the Jordan Peterson thing.
00:06:18.000 Yes, and she was actually on my podcast last week with her husband, Brett Weinstein.
00:06:24.000 Weinstein.
00:06:25.000 Can't say Weinstein.
00:06:25.000 Oh, so I'm not thinking of the same person.
00:06:27.000 I was thinking of the person who got fired because of...
00:06:29.000 She did not get fired.
00:06:30.000 Oh, she didn't get fired, but they criticized her for playing a Jordan Peterson thing.
00:06:33.000 Is that the same person?
00:06:33.000 No, no, no.
00:06:34.000 That's Lindsay...
00:06:36.000 Okay, right.
00:06:37.000 Lindsay something.
00:06:37.000 Yeah, sure.
00:06:38.000 She was in a different university.
00:06:40.000 Okay.
00:06:41.000 Laurier...
00:06:42.000 Yeah, in Canada.
00:06:44.000 Another university in Canada.
00:06:46.000 This is in Portland.
00:06:47.000 Anyway, so they're in the middle of this conversation and Heather, who is a, she's a biologist, and she starts going over the biology of the differences between males and females that are just undeniable.
00:07:00.000 And these kids get up and they start yelling that this is bullshit and fuck you and power to the people, all this crazy shit, and then they tip over the sound system and They're the most hilarious, classical, liberal,
00:07:15.000 progressive lefties.
00:07:16.000 Green hair, the guy has this poofy afro, and he's like, you know, we don't tolerate Nazis, man.
00:07:23.000 These aren't fucking Nazis.
00:07:24.000 These are biologists, you piece of shit.
00:07:27.000 You know, that's...
00:07:28.000 That stuff is the kind of stuff that I think turns people off to the left and almost provides a gateway to the right where all of a sudden people can buy into an even broader right-wing ideology because if you look at the left and that's your perception of the left is it's the people with the pink hair or the blue hair and they're just going around and their whole point is to de-platform people or censor people or scream about Ben Shapiro or whatever the case is.
00:07:52.000 Like...
00:07:54.000 My whole thing is, if you're on the left, and I think most lefties do this to be fair, put the identity politics aside, okay, and let's talk about the things that we actually already have a majority of the American people with us on.
00:08:07.000 So, you know, like a classic left-wing idea.
00:08:08.000 Let's have a living wage.
00:08:10.000 The minimum wage is not a living wage right now.
00:08:12.000 You could work full-time and not make enough money to survive.
00:08:14.000 Well, if you're on the left and you go out there and you talk about, we need to fight to try to get a living wage and make our government work for us, well then you get everybody to agree with you.
00:08:22.000 Even most Republicans agree with you.
00:08:23.000 And you can go down the list, whether it's legalizing marijuana, 60% of the American people are now with us.
00:08:28.000 Ending the wars, there was a poll that came out in 2013, so it's old, admittedly, but only 17% of the American people still wanted to be in the war in Afghanistan.
00:08:38.000 And we're still there today.
00:08:39.000 I'd imagine, if anything, that number probably dropped even further and everybody's like, what are we doing in Afghanistan?
00:08:43.000 Right.
00:08:44.000 But isn't the problem with polls is when you ask people about it, you're not asking them if they're informed.
00:08:49.000 You're just asking them.
00:08:50.000 Yeah, you're just asking their opinion on it, sure.
00:08:51.000 What I was saying is about the left versus the right is that the real problem is anybody can be on either.
00:08:57.000 So you're going to get these people that are going to disrupt this Heather Hying, you know, lecture on biology from an informed scientific perspective and like, fuck this man, this is a patriarchy.
00:09:09.000 You're going to get that.
00:09:10.000 But you're also going to get people like yourself.
00:09:12.000 You're also going to get people that are aware of the issues and educated and are debating this in a very public way and trying to figure out what's the best possible solution to these things.
00:09:23.000 The problem is, anytime you have a group, whether it's Pick the group.
00:09:29.000 Gun owners, vegans, whatever.
00:09:31.000 Anybody can fucking join, man.
00:09:32.000 Sure.
00:09:32.000 And as soon as anybody can join, you can't look at, like, the worst case scenarios, the green-haired dork that kicks over the microphone because they don't like the idea that Heather is speaking logically about biology.
00:09:46.000 Like, you know, you have to look at, like, the whole thing.
00:09:49.000 Sure.
00:09:49.000 And we don't like to do that.
00:09:51.000 We like to point at the green-haired dork and say, hey, liberals, there's your left.
00:09:55.000 Sure, exactly.
00:09:56.000 And, you know, the breakdown to me is, when you look at somebody like that, they're in the category of what I would call authoritarian left, because they want to control other people's actions, they want to shut down that speech and say, your ideas are so dangerous, I don't even want to hear it.
00:10:09.000 There's a whole other contingent of the left, which again, I would argue is probably the majority of the left, which is the libertarian left.
00:10:16.000 Which is people like me and many others who say, listen, live and let live on social issues.
00:10:20.000 Even though I don't agree with Steven Crowder or Ben Shapiro on anything, I'm never going to try to protest to get them to not speak their mind at a school.
00:10:31.000 It's foolish.
00:10:32.000 It is, and it makes it look like you don't have an argument when you say, I can't let that guy talk.
00:10:37.000 And then they get to go around and say, I'm so persecuted because I'm right.
00:10:40.000 Right.
00:10:41.000 You know?
00:10:42.000 Meanwhile, I say, okay, you want to have somebody like that go speak at college?
00:10:45.000 Sure, fine.
00:10:45.000 Let him speak.
00:10:46.000 Let me get the speech after.
00:10:48.000 That's good enough.
00:10:49.000 I mean, I think open conversations are critical.
00:10:52.000 And I also, I mean, this is going to probably be unpopular.
00:10:55.000 I don't think the way to do it is in front of a large group of people.
00:10:58.000 I think you open yourself up to a lot of grandstanding, a lot of saying things just for applause breaks.
00:11:04.000 There's a lot of bullshit.
00:11:05.000 It just It changes the nature of the conversation because it becomes theater.
00:11:09.000 You're doing this thing in front of all these people, and you can hear a lot of these times people say things.
00:11:15.000 Like, I'm a comic, so I know when someone's saying things for a reaction.
00:11:18.000 You're like, there's a way you do it where you say it like this, and that's what we want.
00:11:22.000 And everybody goes, yeah!
00:11:24.000 You do not talk like that when it's just you and a person.
00:11:28.000 When it's just you and a person, you are just alone with your ideas.
00:11:32.000 And I think that is the way a guy like Ben Shapiro and whoever you want on the left should have a discussion.
00:11:40.000 Yeah.
00:11:41.000 There's something about that that's sophistry, you know?
00:11:43.000 Like, so you're not creating the best argument, you're just trying to sound like you have the best argument.
00:11:48.000 And, you know, Bill Maher, for example, does this where he's very good at the punchy one-liners.
00:11:54.000 Sure.
00:11:55.000 Like, he's in a conversation with his panel on his show, and he'll be like, ba-ba-ba-ba, and there was, ah!
00:11:59.000 Right.
00:12:00.000 That's his style.
00:12:01.000 I mean, he's a comic.
00:12:02.000 Well, you didn't really say anything.
00:12:03.000 It was like a quick, partisan, hacky point you made.
00:12:06.000 But since people already agree with you in the audience, they clap.
00:12:09.000 So it's harder to flesh out the ideas.
00:12:11.000 That's why, listen, I've always said, I'm not the biggest fan of debate.
00:12:16.000 So I've done a few debates, and people online like when I do debates, but I'm not the biggest fan of debates because I think it's like the WWE of intellectual pursuits.
00:12:25.000 Where you go in, this person's whole point is to defend this side of it, my job is to defend the other side of it, and it's like, okay, clash.
00:12:34.000 But it's like, okay, well then, when we come across an issue like the fucking 64 genders on Facebook or whatever it is, and I actually might agree, Am I now put in a position where I'm supposed to be like, no, I'm going to disagree because that's the format of the thing that we're doing.
00:12:48.000 It's just weird and it's not normal.
00:12:49.000 Yeah, and I think that's actually very important for both sides to do.
00:12:53.000 Like, when there's something on your side that you disagree with, you should be honest about it.
00:12:58.000 Even saying that, that there's a side, that there's sides, that there's our side versus their side, I think we're so inherently tribal that we should resist any temptation whatsoever to form teams, especially about critical issues, like really important social issues, really important economic issues,
00:13:14.000 really important civil rights issues.
00:13:17.000 These are just things we should just talk about without looking at them in terms of, oh, the left wants this, so I oppose it, or the right wants this, so I have to figure out ways to mock it.
00:13:30.000 Yeah, I don't even know what to say in response to that.
00:13:31.000 I agree with that.
00:13:33.000 We were talking about this before the podcast, that what I try to do is have conversations with everyone.
00:13:41.000 I try to have conversations with nutty people, like Alex Jones.
00:13:44.000 I try to have conversations with rational people, like Sam Harris.
00:13:48.000 I try to have conversations with all kinds of people, but Without fail, every time I have a left-wing person on, I'm some cuck left-wing, you know, and every time I have a right-wing person on, I'm some alt-right Nazi apologist.
00:14:02.000 It's like this weird inclination we have to try to label and categorize people, and I try to resist those labels as much as humanly possible.
00:14:13.000 Well, I feel like what you're really good at is you can have on people who disagree completely on stuff, but you'll kind of find a nugget of agreement in the conversation with that person, and then you can expand on that, and you can end up having a very nice conversation.
00:14:28.000 And you never really bring anybody on to try to, like, browbeat them and tell them that they're wrong on this issue or that issue.
00:14:35.000 I have no desire to do that.
00:14:38.000 I've had a lot of arguments in my life, and I don't like them.
00:14:42.000 I don't think they're beneficial.
00:14:44.000 I think debate is good, but every time I've ever been in an argument with someone, like a real argument, I always come out of it feeling gross.
00:14:51.000 Yeah.
00:14:51.000 There are times in life where arguments are necessary.
00:14:54.000 There's times in life where you're just faced with aggression or conflict and you have to do something about it.
00:14:59.000 You have to meet it head on.
00:15:00.000 There are times in life like that.
00:15:02.000 But whenever you can avoid that, do.
00:15:04.000 And I think a lot of what arguments are, and I've failed at this in my life many times, but a lot of what arguments are is The way you've reacted to the thoughts and the expression that another person has, and if you just reacted a different way or approached it in a different manner or took it into consideration a little bit more before you responded,
00:15:24.000 I think the conversation could have gone another way.
00:15:26.000 And I think I'm learning how to do that more and more as I get better at podcasting, get better at conversations, learning how to just settle someone down and learning how to genuinely be a nice person.
00:15:38.000 So I don't want to insult anybody.
00:15:41.000 I don't want to be in a disagreement with someone.
00:15:44.000 I want to discuss ideas.
00:15:46.000 Sure.
00:15:46.000 Who was that skeptic guy from years back that he put you on a list of like, top 10 conspiracy, blah, blah, blah.
00:15:54.000 Brian Dunning.
00:15:55.000 And then I remember watching that clip, and it was so frustrating when you guys were going back and forth, because you would say, I think you were talking about the 9-11 thing, and you're like, I'm 100% not saying it was a conspiracy.
00:16:06.000 I'm saying it looked like the building came down in a controlled demolition.
00:16:10.000 Those are two very different things.
00:16:12.000 It's one thing to say, I believe it's a conspiracy.
00:16:14.000 It's another thing to say, the way it came down looked like it was a controlled demolition.
00:16:19.000 But he kept insisting and trying to tell you What you believe.
00:16:23.000 As you're sitting across from him and you're like, no, I don't believe that.
00:16:25.000 He was trying to tell me what I was saying.
00:16:27.000 Right.
00:16:27.000 Even though it was very clear.
00:16:29.000 Okay, how do I say this?
00:16:33.000 I don't think Brian is a bad guy.
00:16:35.000 I don't think his brain works correctly.
00:16:39.000 I'm being honest.
00:16:40.000 I think there's a real problem there.
00:16:42.000 And when he does these science...
00:16:45.000 These videos?
00:16:46.000 He sounds like a strip club DJ. Do you know what I mean?
00:16:49.000 I've never seen his original content.
00:16:51.000 There's a way that people talk where they take on an effective...
00:16:54.000 I hate that.
00:16:56.000 But that thing is done by people that are trying to achieve a desired result.
00:17:00.000 It's not that they're themselves talking about a very specific thing.
00:17:04.000 It's that they are trying to put on an air of intellectual authority.
00:17:09.000 And, you know, he talks of himself as a science writer, whatever that is.
00:17:12.000 Like, I don't hate that guy.
00:17:13.000 I'm not mad at him.
00:17:14.000 The whole thing was kind of foolish, and it was very damaging to him, and he wound up going to jail afterwards.
00:17:19.000 Really?
00:17:20.000 Yeah, not because of that, but because of something that he did.
00:17:22.000 He was involved in some sort of a scam with, uh, was it Amazon or Google?
00:17:28.000 eBay, that's right.
00:17:29.000 He was involved in some sort of a scam where he embedded cookies, he would go to his site, it made it look like when you were buying things online that you had gone through his site first, when in fact you hadn't, there was just a cookie that was embedded, something along those lines.
00:17:43.000 Whatever it was, it was illegal and he wound up going to jail.
00:17:45.000 So, and even his defense of that, it's like, I think there's something wrong there.
00:17:49.000 I don't know what that something is.
00:17:51.000 There's a spark plug that's not screwed in all the way.
00:17:54.000 There's something wrong.
00:17:55.000 Well, speaking of fake personas, I feel like that's the worst when it comes to politics.
00:18:02.000 Yes.
00:18:02.000 And I do feel like there's very, very, very, very, very few upsides of Trump, in my opinion.
00:18:08.000 But one of the upsides of Trump is that he did kind of break the mold in terms of what was viewed as...
00:18:14.000 The right way to communicate as a politician.
00:18:17.000 Because before him you had all these very measured people who had the proper posture and they spoke with their thumb pointed down because they don't want to be too strong with their finger pointing at you like that.
00:18:27.000 Right, or a fist.
00:18:28.000 And then he comes along and he's obviously shooting from the hip and he clearly has no filter and he's tripping over his words.
00:18:34.000 Tremendous, believe me, he's unnecessarily punchy and short with his sentences.
00:18:38.000 And I remember there was a report that came out that said he communicates, I think it was like a sixth or seventh grade level or something like that.
00:18:44.000 And everybody in the media was mocking it.
00:18:46.000 And I did a segment where I said...
00:18:48.000 You guys are mocking, and that's a terrible idea, because guess what?
00:18:51.000 The way he's speaking, even though it sounds stupid, it's gonna pierce through.
00:18:55.000 Like, you know how when some people talk, it's hard?
00:18:57.000 You have to focus to pay attention, to listen to where they're going with it, and it's hard?
00:19:01.000 And then there's other people who talk, and it's like, you just get it.
00:19:04.000 It's immediately right in your brain.
00:19:06.000 And it doesn't matter if you agree or disagree with the substance of what that person is saying, you know when somebody's an effective communicator.
00:19:11.000 And when he was out there on the campaign trail, and he was, for example, campaigning in the Rust Belt, where Hillary Clinton did not go, and he was like, ah, NAFTA, NAFTA's terrible, they shipped out all your jobs, it was unbelievably terrible, believe me, let me just tell you.
00:19:25.000 What I'm gonna do, I'm gonna keep your jobs here, it's gonna be unbelievable, believe me.
00:19:29.000 That's pretty good.
00:19:30.000 It is good, right?
00:19:30.000 I do a pretty good job, people tell me that.
00:19:32.000 The voice is a little off, but the mannerisms are excellent.
00:19:36.000 How about the fucking thing he did recently where he said that he would have gone into the school when the school shooting was going on and he would have run in there even if he didn't have a gun?
00:19:43.000 Yeah, it's like...
00:19:44.000 Could you fucking imagine any other president saying that?
00:19:47.000 You can't.
00:19:48.000 I was with him when he was like, listen, the cop should have gone in.
00:19:50.000 Everybody's like, yeah, of course the cop should have gone in, yeah.
00:19:52.000 But then he has to gratuitously take it so much further.
00:19:55.000 Then he goes, I would have gone in.
00:19:57.000 And then he adds, without a weapon.
00:19:59.000 Like now everybody knows you're just full of shit.
00:20:01.000 Imagine if he was there.
00:20:03.000 Imagine if he was there, like if Trump just happened to be there giving a speech at the school when a school shooting started, and he didn't do anything.
00:20:11.000 He just stood on the outside.
00:20:13.000 We know he would have.
00:20:14.000 It's a guarantee.
00:20:15.000 I mean, he's the guy who said, oh, my personal Vietnam was avoiding STDs at the orgies I went to.
00:20:22.000 That's pretty funny.
00:20:23.000 Yeah, so he's a chicken hawk.
00:20:25.000 Wasn't that a scene in...
00:20:29.000 The dead zone?
00:20:31.000 Yes.
00:20:31.000 I didn't see the dead zone.
00:20:32.000 Well, in the book, in fact, the guy uses someone to shield him from a shooter.
00:20:40.000 And that's what keeps that guy from ever becoming president, so it keeps him from pressing the button.
00:20:44.000 Because the guy was going to become president, and he was going to launch a nuclear assault, a nuclear war, and this guy that was Christopher Walken's character.
00:20:55.000 Was Christopher Walken?
00:20:56.000 Was, right?
00:20:57.000 I think so.
00:20:59.000 He realized by touching this guy's hand this guy was going to do this.
00:21:02.000 And so there was like some scenario that took place where someone was trying to shoot him and he used someone else to shield him from the bullet and that's what prevented him from ever becoming president.
00:21:12.000 It's a movie, The Dead Zone, or is it a show?
00:21:14.000 Yeah, it's a movie and it was also a book by Stephen King.
00:21:18.000 I read the book and I saw the movie.
00:21:20.000 I'm trying to remember.
00:21:21.000 Was it Walken?
00:21:23.000 Yeah.
00:21:24.000 Fuck it.
00:21:24.000 That's right.
00:21:25.000 That's right.
00:21:25.000 Young Walken.
00:21:26.000 Look at that handsome face bastard.
00:21:28.000 He's a weird-looking dude.
00:21:30.000 Weird as it gets, but that's what's cool about him.
00:21:32.000 It's a great movie, though.
00:21:34.000 Fun.
00:21:34.000 Might not be great anymore.
00:21:36.000 It might be one of those movies where I always told people, we should watch Altered States.
00:21:39.000 It's amazing.
00:21:39.000 And then I watched it.
00:21:40.000 Certain things age so bad.
00:21:42.000 We were just talking about it.
00:21:43.000 I don't know, but especially with comedy, and you've pointed this out, if you go back and look at old comedy, it's just a different world they were living in.
00:21:50.000 Especially stand-up.
00:21:52.000 Exactly.
00:21:52.000 If you take the conversation we're having and you somehow get it back to 1950, people would look at us like, Just the fact that we casually curse and, you know, the concepts we're talking about, they'd be like, this is unbelievably impolite.
00:22:05.000 Yeah.
00:22:05.000 You know what I mean?
00:22:06.000 Well, one of the best examples, I think, is Stephen Colbert saying that President Trump uses his mouth as Putin's cock holster.
00:22:14.000 Just said it on, you know, whatever network TV or cable, whatever the fuck it is.
00:22:17.000 Can you imagine Johnny Carson doing that?
00:22:19.000 I mean, go back to the old Ed Sullivan show, you know, where Jackie Mason got banned for life because it looked like he gave the finger.
00:22:28.000 He did this thing.
00:22:28.000 Right.
00:22:29.000 Like, you know, this is what I do.
00:22:31.000 I'm Jackie Mason.
00:22:32.000 And he says he never even gave him the finger, but he was accused of giving someone the finger, and that was it.
00:22:38.000 He was banned.
00:22:39.000 Didn't they do that with Elvis when he performed?
00:22:41.000 He, like, moved his hips in a way that they thought was too sexual, so they're like, we can't show this because there are kids that exist in the world.
00:22:46.000 Well, they would only frame him from the waist up.
00:22:49.000 They wouldn't show all that fuck motion.
00:22:51.000 There was too much fuck motion going on with Elvis.
00:22:54.000 Come on, man.
00:22:54.000 That's so goofy.
00:22:55.000 Like, I don't get what it is about...
00:22:57.000 Different times.
00:22:58.000 I mean, they were just a few generations away from the powdered wigs.
00:23:01.000 I mean, really.
00:23:02.000 I mean, that's such a different world.
00:23:04.000 I can't wrap my mind around it.
00:23:06.000 But you know what?
00:23:06.000 It's true that...
00:23:07.000 Who was it?
00:23:08.000 I think it was Lenny Bruce who had all these different lawsuits against him because...
00:23:11.000 So, in a way, he's like...
00:23:15.000 He kind of paved the way for people like us...
00:23:17.000 Where you, especially because you're in comedy too, but even just for the internet where we have this, you know, this free open platform where we talk about whatever, I feel like we wouldn't even be able to get away with talking, you know, mentioning the sexual stuff or cursing if it wasn't for guys like that who paved the way because people were getting arrested for doing a stand-up set and cursing.
00:23:37.000 100%.
00:23:37.000 I have a bunch of framed Lenny Bruce posters in my house.
00:23:40.000 Yeah, I think he is one of the most important figures in the history of pop culture.
00:23:45.000 Because he was way ahead of his time.
00:23:48.000 You know, just way, way ahead of his time.
00:23:50.000 He had jokes back then that I saw people stealing in the 1980s.
00:23:55.000 Wow.
00:23:56.000 Yeah.
00:23:56.000 I don't even know if they were stealing it.
00:23:57.000 I should rephrase that.
00:23:59.000 I think they might have had parallel thinking.
00:24:02.000 One of the jokes was about gay people.
00:24:05.000 That in certain places being gay and like sodomy is actually...
00:24:09.000 I think sodomy is still technically illegal in some places.
00:24:12.000 In some states, I think.
00:24:13.000 Yeah.
00:24:13.000 Like Mississippi or some shit.
00:24:14.000 Which includes going down on somebody, by the way.
00:24:16.000 I know.
00:24:17.000 So blowjobs are technically illegal in some states.
00:24:18.000 Yeah, a few pussy or a sodomite.
00:24:20.000 It's fucking hilarious, right?
00:24:22.000 But what was my point?
00:24:24.000 Oh, so his joke was that, he goes, dig this, man.
00:24:28.000 If you're gay, he goes, they put you in jail with a bunch of men who want to have sex with you.
00:24:39.000 That's a joke that can last.
00:24:41.000 That's a fucking joke that would work today if nobody figured that out today, and it didn't exist, and somebody just said that on stage today.
00:24:49.000 There's a lot of those, though, that people don't realize it's been said before, because it just seems like...
00:24:54.000 That happens, of course.
00:24:56.000 Even in what I do, political commentary, I'll make points and it'll be a point that eight people made before me while I think I'm some fucking genius over here.
00:25:04.000 It's unavoidable, especially with obvious points.
00:25:06.000 When I started out in Boston doing stand-up, we're obviously right next to New Hampshire, and New Hampshire's state motto on their license plate is, live free or die.
00:25:16.000 And I said, yeah, those plates are made by prisoners.
00:25:20.000 Oh!
00:25:21.000 How fucked up is that?
00:25:22.000 And I'm sure, I am absolutely positive other people thought that up as well.
00:25:26.000 Because that's always been the thing, right?
00:25:28.000 Like, people would make fun of prisoners would make license plates.
00:25:31.000 Like, it was like in movies.
00:25:33.000 Like, yeah, you're gonna go make license plates.
00:25:35.000 Like, that's what happened.
00:25:36.000 You know, they'd put the cuffs on them.
00:25:38.000 You know, yeah, now you'll be making license plates.
00:25:40.000 Like, for some reason, like, being in prison was associated with making license plates.
00:25:46.000 And there's some, just because you brought up prisons, there's a pivot here, but There's some creepy stuff going on in terms of the labor that they're getting from prisoners.
00:25:55.000 Oh fuck yeah!
00:25:55.000 We were just talking about that with the fires.
00:25:57.000 That they were paying those guys like a dollar a day to risk their life in the Santa Barbara fires.
00:26:03.000 Fuck man!
00:26:03.000 How is that allowed?
00:26:05.000 Hey, maybe give me a month off, or a year off, or whatever.
00:26:10.000 Maybe if you're not a dangerous criminal, maybe you did something stupid, some petty theft or something like that, and look, I'll go out there and fire the fire, but you gotta give me some sort of a break off my sentence.
00:26:22.000 Nope, we're gonna give you a dollar a day.
00:26:24.000 So they make them do it and then they still have the normal sentence?
00:26:27.000 They don't even reduce it or anything?
00:26:29.000 I don't know.
00:26:29.000 I wish I did.
00:26:30.000 I mean, I'm sure good behavior reduces sentences.
00:26:33.000 I'm sure that probably does something.
00:26:35.000 But the idea that they could pay you a dollar a day to fight a fire is fucking crazy.
00:26:39.000 Or a dollar an hour or whatever the fuck the actual number was.
00:26:42.000 The way we do prisons in general in the U.S. is really weird because...
00:26:46.000 So I feel like there's like the Norwegian way of doing stuff and the Scandinavian way of doing stuff where they gear everything towards rehabilitation to get them back into society and functioning.
00:26:56.000 And in the US, I feel like we don't gear it towards rehabilitation, we gear it towards punishment.
00:27:00.000 We're going to punish you.
00:27:02.000 And, you know, I think there are fair critiques of the Norwegian system, like, you know, in Scandinavia.
00:27:09.000 Who's the guy?
00:27:10.000 Anders Breivik, he killed all these kids.
00:27:11.000 And he was complaining because he's like, I only have a PS2 and you guys need to give me, like, a newer video game system.
00:27:17.000 So you can look at that and go, listen, man, you guys are being too fucking liberal.
00:27:20.000 Fuck that guy.
00:27:21.000 He had, like, two rooms that were his cell and he could walk in a fucking courtyard and shit.
00:27:25.000 So I think there are genuine criticisms of that.
00:27:27.000 But at the same time, what's fascinating is...
00:27:30.000 They have a significantly lower recidivism rate than we do.
00:27:34.000 So here, if you go to prison, it's very likely that you're going to end up back in prison.
00:27:39.000 In those places, if you go to prison, you know, especially if it's like a lower level crime, they rehabilitate you and you get out and you're a functioning member of society.
00:27:46.000 So we can learn something from them.
00:27:48.000 In my mind, I think there should be...
00:27:50.000 Some sort of a middle ground like I think prison should be used yes in some instances people need fucking punishment in some instances of course but we need to mix that in many instances with a healthy dose of rehabilitation as well so we are I don't know functioning like an actual society as opposed to jailing more people in this country than any other country in the world Yeah,
00:28:08.000 I don't necessarily think that punishment by itself helps anybody.
00:28:12.000 I mean, if you take a guy and you lock him in a cell, and he's in that little tiny cell until his body stops working and he dies, is that helping anybody?
00:28:19.000 I mean, who is that helping?
00:28:20.000 So, for me, I feel like there are some situations where I get the idea of life in prison without the possibility of parole.
00:28:28.000 I get it, too.
00:28:29.000 I get it, too.
00:28:30.000 I mean, why?
00:28:31.000 Look at a Ted Bundy character, someone along those lines, just indefensible, right?
00:28:37.000 Some serial killer, psychopath.
00:28:40.000 What do you do?
00:28:41.000 Fucking kill him.
00:28:43.000 I was going to ask you, how do you feel about the death penalty, but now I know.
00:28:46.000 Kill him!
00:28:46.000 Kill him!
00:28:47.000 Just come on, man.
00:28:48.000 There's not enough time in the world to fix Ed Gain or who's the fucking clown.
00:28:55.000 William Gacy.
00:28:57.000 The clown guy who killed all those kids and buried him in his backyard.
00:29:00.000 Yeah, there are some people...
00:29:01.000 Is that Cleveland?
00:29:02.000 Somewhere in Ohio?
00:29:03.000 It's your place, buddy.
00:29:04.000 There are some people who are just...
00:29:06.000 The point you're making is there are some people who are too far gone.
00:29:08.000 When I say your place, I'm not talking to you.
00:29:09.000 I'm talking to Jamie from people who are just listening.
00:29:11.000 Like, why is he fucking with Kyle and saying he's involved with the clown?
00:29:14.000 It's just in Ohio.
00:29:14.000 It might not have even been Ohio.
00:29:17.000 It might have been Pittsburgh.
00:29:18.000 Somewhere dark and cloudy.
00:29:20.000 So the point you're making is that there are people who are too far gone.
00:29:24.000 Yes!
00:29:24.000 And I agree with that 100%.
00:29:25.000 I think so.
00:29:26.000 But my whole thing on the death penalty is I've always thought the idea of it in principle is something I get.
00:29:31.000 Like you could point out all those people who did those horrific things and like there's no hope of them rehabilitating and they're total monsters.
00:29:38.000 And I say...
00:29:40.000 Philosophically, I have no problem getting rid of those people because you're just eliminating a problem.
00:29:43.000 But in my mind, the reason why I'm not in favor of the death penalty is because 4% of the time we get the wrong people.
00:29:50.000 So if you have a system where you're guaranteed to kill the wrong people some percentage of the time, then what we're saying is, well, we're gonna let the state murder people 4% of the time, and that's something I just can't have my tax dollars going towards.
00:30:01.000 You know what I mean?
00:30:02.000 I agree with you 100%, but is it any better to have those people locked up in a cage for the rest of their life until their body stops working?
00:30:07.000 Well, I guess the idea is if you have them locked up and you have people like the Innocence Project working on trying to overturn cases where there was a wrong conviction, then eventually you can right the wrong of getting those wrong people 4% of the time.
00:30:22.000 But it's finite if you say, no, we're going to put you on...
00:30:25.000 On death row and you're gonna die in eight years or whatever it is, then, you know, sometimes you can't finish the case in time, overturn it, and...
00:30:31.000 So that's my whole thing about the death.
00:30:33.000 Like, I agree philosophically, and that's something many people to my left have come after me for, and said, no, you're wrong, you should be against the death penalty in principle.
00:30:42.000 But I say no.
00:30:43.000 I get it theoretically and philosophically, but it's just that when you actually implement it, there are pragmatic problems.
00:30:49.000 Like, you're gonna kill the wrong fucking people, and I'm not okay with that.
00:30:52.000 You know what I mean?
00:30:52.000 I mean, I don't know if it's better to kill the wrong people or to keep the wrong people locked in a cage suffering for the rest of their life.
00:30:58.000 Where did William Gacy live?
00:31:00.000 John Wayne Gacy was in Chicago.
00:31:03.000 His middle name was Wayne?
00:31:04.000 John Wayne?
00:31:05.000 Yeah, John Wayne Gacy.
00:31:06.000 I didn't know that.
00:31:07.000 Why did I say it was William Gacy?
00:31:09.000 I'm thinking of William Macy, the guy from Shameless.
00:31:11.000 I'm all fucked up.
00:31:13.000 Yeah, well, we were talking about something before the podcast, and I think this is really the future, whether it's in our lifetimes or our children's lifetimes.
00:31:24.000 But I think that they're going to be able to read minds.
00:31:27.000 I think we're not far away from that.
00:31:29.000 We're going to really be able to know.
00:31:31.000 The actual contents of your thoughts.
00:31:33.000 Whether or not you really did murder a bunch of kids and bury them in your backyard.
00:31:36.000 We're gonna know.
00:31:37.000 And until then, we're dealing with a bunch of really big fucking problems.
00:31:42.000 One of the biggest problems is people's memories.
00:31:46.000 People's memories are so bad.
00:31:48.000 They're so bad.
00:31:49.000 So when you have eyewitness testimony and you can convict people wrongly, which happens every day, And they think they're right.
00:31:57.000 They think they really do believe they're right.
00:32:00.000 They really believe it.
00:32:01.000 That's a fucking problem, man.
00:32:03.000 That's just a giant problem, is the human memory is incredibly flawed.
00:32:08.000 And when someone's life is on the line, and you're going to convict a guy who didn't do anything, he just looks kind of like what you remember this person who murdered that guy looks like.
00:32:19.000 Well, that's where a lot of the things get overturned is because they have DNA evidence that overrides whatever the testimony was of the people at the time.
00:32:26.000 And speaking of technology advancing, there's many scary aspects to it, but the elephant in the room to me is the fact that look at what the NSA is already doing.
00:32:34.000 They're already spying on absolutely everybody in the country.
00:32:37.000 They collect all of our metadata and store it at some multi-billion dollar facility in Utah.
00:32:41.000 And then there's no doubt that all this technology is going to be used against us.
00:32:45.000 You know what I mean?
00:32:47.000 Well, it certainly can be if they choose to.
00:32:49.000 Like if you become a guy like Julian Assange or anyone who leaks something, and then they go, hey, let's go pull up Kyle's text message records.
00:33:00.000 Oh, look, he likes cross-dressing and fucking...
00:33:04.000 For the record, I don't.
00:33:04.000 And they'll shit in people's mouths.
00:33:06.000 Whatever it is.
00:33:07.000 And then they can leak that to whatever media people that they're in bed with.
00:33:13.000 There's just a lot of shit that they can get away with.
00:33:15.000 Well, that's partially what they did with Eliot Spitzer.
00:33:18.000 Because Eliot Spitzer, they called him the sheriff of Wall Street because he cracked down on Wall Street.
00:33:22.000 And then, oops, look at that.
00:33:24.000 His credit card information from the brothel he went to was leaked to a press outlet.
00:33:30.000 Well, how the fuck did you get the credit card information?
00:33:32.000 Because they knew what they were looking for because they were trying to bring him down.
00:33:35.000 Right.
00:33:36.000 Well, worse than that, he was actually going after brothels.
00:33:38.000 That's what I was going to say.
00:33:39.000 And I think it was his hypocrisy that brought him down and not the fact that he went to a brothel.
00:33:44.000 Yeah.
00:33:44.000 It's that you're cracking down on brothels and going to brothels at the same time.
00:33:47.000 He was arresting people.
00:33:48.000 Yeah.
00:33:49.000 That's fucked up.
00:33:49.000 It was ridiculous.
00:33:51.000 It's like, I mean, it doesn't make any sense that he thought that he could get away with that, but the real problem with that guy is that guy was an interesting politician.
00:34:00.000 He really did have some really good points, a lot like Wiener.
00:34:05.000 Wiener is kind of interesting in that way, too.
00:34:07.000 He had some really good points.
00:34:09.000 He's a great speaker, but he's also a freak.
00:34:11.000 Did you see the documentary on him?
00:34:12.000 I did.
00:34:13.000 I mean, you want to talk about it?
00:34:15.000 I didn't finish it, though.
00:34:16.000 I watched part of it, and then I just got bored.
00:34:18.000 I mean, you want to talk about a fall from grace.
00:34:20.000 He was somebody who was viewed as like, oh, this fire breather on the left who goes after people and doesn't take any shit.
00:34:27.000 And then fast forward and it's like, oh, you got caught, you know, sending dick pics to like 80,000 women.
00:34:33.000 Some of them underage.
00:34:35.000 I feel so bad for his wife.
00:34:37.000 He was sending dick pics while he was holding his kid.
00:34:41.000 He was holding his kid, sending pictures of him with his kid in his arms with his boner.
00:34:47.000 That's one of those scandals where it's like, nope, you're not coming back from that.
00:34:50.000 Everybody's like, fuck off.
00:34:52.000 This is what I said.
00:34:53.000 This is what I said on the podcast.
00:34:54.000 And I'm gonna say it right now.
00:34:55.000 I think he's in jail right now, right?
00:34:56.000 Is he in jail?
00:34:57.000 I don't know if he's in jail.
00:34:58.000 I don't know.
00:34:59.000 I'd be going to jail.
00:35:00.000 Andrew, you're a comic.
00:35:01.000 You just don't know it.
00:35:03.000 You just don't know it.
00:35:04.000 I guarantee you he's a comic.
00:35:05.000 He just never did it.
00:35:06.000 And he just went into politics.
00:35:08.000 And, you know, he's a real good speaker.
00:35:09.000 He's kind of a funny guy.
00:35:11.000 Okay, so I wanted to talk to you about comedy.
00:35:14.000 I really did, because...
00:35:15.000 So, I've had, um...
00:35:20.000 I've done a few live things in my life.
00:35:22.000 I did a live show once, but I also did best man speeches in front of rooms of over 100 people.
00:35:29.000 The first best man speech I did, I cried like a bitch.
00:35:33.000 It was the saddest thing ever.
00:35:34.000 I'm up there talking about one of my best friends, and I'm like...
00:35:37.000 We used to wrestle on the trampoline.
00:35:40.000 It was pathetic.
00:35:41.000 Why is that pathetic though?
00:35:42.000 That's just emotions.
00:35:43.000 You care about the guy.
00:35:44.000 Well, yeah, that's the thing is that people came up to me after and they liked it and they were like, oh man, that was great.
00:35:49.000 It was heartfelt.
00:35:50.000 I was like, I barely fucking said a word that anybody could understand because I was blubbering.
00:35:54.000 Yeah, but that's okay.
00:35:55.000 You know, I think there's a real problem that people have with avoiding emotions.
00:35:59.000 I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
00:36:00.000 I was too vulnerable in front of people I didn't know.
00:36:02.000 It doesn't matter.
00:36:03.000 Who cares?
00:36:03.000 Well, you're defending me.
00:36:04.000 Thank you for that.
00:36:04.000 But the second best man speech I gave, I went into it thinking like, okay, I'm gonna...
00:36:09.000 I'm gonna crush.
00:36:11.000 A little bit.
00:36:11.000 I was thinking that a little bit.
00:36:12.000 But like, so I like to, when I talk, I like to have just bullet points of what I want to talk about and just a loose outline and then I'll riff off of it.
00:36:20.000 And what happened was, all the lines that I thought would get a laugh did not get a laugh, but all my throwaway lines got good laughs.
00:36:30.000 So I was amazed by that, and then also I was amazed at the fucking rush of getting a room to hang on your every word and to genuinely laugh at what you're saying.
00:36:41.000 Yeah.
00:36:42.000 And so every time you do stand-up, is that the feeling you get?
00:36:45.000 You definitely get a rush.
00:36:47.000 There's no doubt about it.
00:36:48.000 You crush.
00:36:49.000 You get a rush.
00:36:50.000 Yeah.
00:36:51.000 You get a...
00:36:51.000 Well, it's a different rush in different size places.
00:36:55.000 Like, there's more of a surreal thing.
00:36:57.000 When you get a...
00:36:58.000 There's an area you get to, like, around 5,000, 6,000 people where it gets real...
00:37:04.000 That's a lot of people.
00:37:04.000 It gets real weird, man.
00:37:06.000 It gets fucking weird.
00:37:08.000 That gets weird.
00:37:09.000 Like, almost like you are...
00:37:10.000 You just, uh...
00:37:12.000 You're doing a show then, more than you're connecting with people, whereas you're going to come to the Comedy Store tonight, that's an intimate place.
00:37:19.000 That's 150 people.
00:37:21.000 That's tight, little small room, and that's like you're there.
00:37:25.000 You're there with the people.
00:37:26.000 It's different.
00:37:28.000 That's a rush, too, though.
00:37:29.000 It's a different rush.
00:37:31.000 It's all a rush, but...
00:37:35.000 Your responsibility to the material and the delivery sort of overrides the rush, because you can't really get caught up and go, wow, this is amazing, because you have to be thinking about the timing, you have to be tuned in to exactly what you're thinking about.
00:37:52.000 You can't be thinking about, oh, this is getting a lot of great laughs.
00:37:55.000 You have to honestly be thinking about the actual subjects.
00:37:58.000 Because people fucking know what you're thinking about, man.
00:38:01.000 It's weird, isn't it?
00:38:02.000 Well, I think it's a type of hypnosis.
00:38:05.000 And I don't mean hypnosis like you trick the people into doing something, but I mean that you mind meld with the audience in some sort of a weird way.
00:38:14.000 People know when you're...
00:38:27.000 Yeah.
00:38:37.000 You two are really connecting, and then you're also really connecting with the people who are watching, because you're just having a conversation, it's like you're at a bar, and everybody's just kind of talking, and it's not like people come here and they're like, let me now go to my point that I was going to make on this and this, because that's when people start to yawn, and that's actually why I think a lot of the...
00:38:54.000 The older shows, like, you know, not to shit on the late night hosts.
00:38:58.000 But that's why I feel like that's kind of dying out, and there's this giant rise of the internet.
00:39:02.000 Because that's all very segmented and structured, and you have to go in and out real fast.
00:39:07.000 And there's nothing human about it.
00:39:09.000 It's almost like it's celebrities telling you, we're on this different level, and you're going to watch us be on this different level.
00:39:15.000 As opposed to just being a regular person.
00:39:18.000 What's it like working with Spielberg?
00:39:19.000 It's interesting.
00:39:20.000 Steven is an amazing director.
00:39:23.000 He's so douchey.
00:39:25.000 It's just so weird.
00:39:26.000 And also, you would be like the talk show host, so you'd be sitting there, and I'd be sitting like this.
00:39:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'd be like this.
00:39:32.000 Which is weird.
00:39:33.000 And I'd be turning sideways facing you.
00:39:35.000 I mean, it's so follow leader copycat, because this is just the way they did it with Jack Parr.
00:39:41.000 Right.
00:39:41.000 Back in the fucking 1800s, whatever the fuck that was.
00:39:44.000 Right.
00:39:44.000 And they go from there.
00:39:45.000 To Jimmy Kimmel, who does it the same way.
00:39:48.000 And then the first time somebody breaks the fucking mold, everybody's like, What is this?
00:39:51.000 This is brilliant.
00:39:52.000 Why are we doing more of this?
00:39:53.000 This makes sense.
00:39:54.000 I mean, you could kind of do this conversation in front of a large group of people.
00:39:58.000 I mean, a lot of people do do live podcasts.
00:40:01.000 Yeah, I feel like it's a little different, though.
00:40:03.000 Yeah, they're weird.
00:40:03.000 You feel like that, too?
00:40:04.000 They're weird.
00:40:05.000 Because, I don't know, I feel like there's an energy that you get from the audience where you kind of try more to do those punchy one-liners as opposed to just flowing.
00:40:14.000 100%.
00:40:14.000 100%.
00:40:15.000 Yeah, you do.
00:40:16.000 And sometimes it's great.
00:40:17.000 Like, I've done some live ones before with friends, and it's great.
00:40:20.000 And we did the End of the World podcast.
00:40:22.000 We did a live podcast from the Comedy Store at the night of the election.
00:40:27.000 And during the election, we realized that Trump...
00:40:29.000 We were saying it's the end of the world no matter who wins.
00:40:31.000 Because you're right.
00:40:32.000 Yeah.
00:40:32.000 But When Trump won, I mean, Bill Burr was just on fire in front of this fucking...
00:40:37.000 That guy's smart, man.
00:40:38.000 Bill Burr's smart.
00:40:39.000 Not just smart, but he had material about this that was just perfect.
00:40:45.000 And he just was crushing.
00:40:47.000 And there was a panel of like six other comics.
00:40:50.000 We're all just laughing and talking shit.
00:40:51.000 That was a lot of fun.
00:40:53.000 And it worked.
00:40:54.000 That worked.
00:40:54.000 That's one of the rare times it worked.
00:40:55.000 But the way we did it was...
00:40:57.000 We had a table set up, and then we all sat facing the audience and just talked, you know, like a regular podcast, but in front of a live crowd.
00:41:07.000 And then someone would come out, like Brian Hennigan would come out and give us the updates.
00:41:10.000 Trump is ahead by, you know, 18 points.
00:41:13.000 So did you see that coming?
00:41:15.000 Trump winning or no?
00:41:17.000 I thought it was entirely possible.
00:41:19.000 I thought it was entirely possible.
00:41:20.000 I didn't see it coming.
00:41:21.000 I felt like everybody was so convinced that Hillary was going to win.
00:41:25.000 I just felt like that was probably what was going to happen.
00:41:29.000 So I feel like one of the reasons why my show got popular over time is because...
00:41:33.000 I'm sucking my own dick and this sounds so gross, but...
00:41:35.000 But I actually predicted pretty early on when it was clear Hillary was going to get the nomination.
00:41:42.000 I was sounding the alarms and I was saying, listen, Hillary versus Trump is a worst case scenario because Hillary Clinton is the status quo.
00:41:51.000 She is the establishment.
00:41:53.000 She is business as usual.
00:41:55.000 She doesn't have a message.
00:41:56.000 She doesn't have a vision.
00:41:57.000 All she's doing is spewing platitudes and cliches, break down the barriers, stronger together...
00:42:02.000 Doing identity politics non-stop, which is nothing but pandering and not talking about policy substance.
00:42:08.000 And then, like we touched on earlier, you had Donald Trump, who...
00:42:11.000 I disagree with him on virtually everything, but the guy knows how to fucking play to a crowd, knows how to tell people what they want to hear.
00:42:19.000 So when he's in front of a blue-collar audience, he's out there ripping the trade deals and saying, I'm going to keep your jobs in the country and it's going to be amazing.
00:42:26.000 And that's something that landed.
00:42:28.000 And then when you have Hillary so dumb as to not...
00:42:30.000 A campaign in, what, Michigan and some Ohio, I think she went to, but some of the Rust Belt states.
00:42:36.000 Well, the reason he ended up winning is because of the Rust Belt.
00:42:39.000 So, and my whole point was, Trump is a populist, and admittedly, when push came to shove now that he's elected, a fake populist, because he has Goldman Sachs throughout his administration and he's serving Wall Street, but a fake populist We'll always beat a status quo politician.
00:42:57.000 Right.
00:42:57.000 Because people are sick and tired of business as usual, and they feel like, well, I'm getting shafted now, and she's coming along telling me I'm going to keep everything the same.
00:43:05.000 Why the fuck would I be happy and excited to vote for her?
00:43:08.000 It was like there were so many things that were in place that were against her.
00:43:13.000 First of all, she has absolutely poor health.
00:43:17.000 And it was admitted by her husband that she had fallen down and cracked her head open and had a pretty severe brain injury.
00:43:24.000 It took more than six months for her to recover, according to Bill.
00:43:28.000 We saw her fainting all the time.
00:43:31.000 Yeah, that was creepy at the 9-11 thing.
00:43:33.000 But that's not good!
00:43:35.000 Oh, she had the flu.
00:43:36.000 I've had the flu.
00:43:38.000 I don't fall asleep while I'm standing up.
00:43:40.000 I mean, that shit ain't good.
00:43:41.000 That's not good.
00:43:42.000 And that was just one thing.
00:43:44.000 The other thing is, she's a disingenuous person.
00:43:47.000 When the whole Comey thing with the FBI, when there was a video that came out where he explained what the charges were and what they had found about the emails, and then she explained the version of it.
00:44:00.000 She's just not honest.
00:44:02.000 Then it was the whole gay marriage thing.
00:44:05.000 She didn't support gay marriage till 2013. That's fucking crazy.
00:44:09.000 That's crazy.
00:44:10.000 And then, here's the other thing.
00:44:11.000 She's a woman.
00:44:12.000 There's a lot of sexists.
00:44:14.000 There's a lot of people that didn't want a woman to be president, period.
00:44:17.000 Especially not a woman that could point to all these flaws.
00:44:19.000 Poor health, liar, dishonest, in bed with Wall Street, gets paid by The banks, hundreds of thousand dollars, won't release the transcripts, Clinton Foundation seems kind of shady.
00:44:30.000 There's so many different things that were against her.
00:44:32.000 Well, she put the fact that she's a woman front and center.
00:44:36.000 I'm with her.
00:44:37.000 I'm with her, was her campaign slogan.
00:44:38.000 And you know what happens when you try to shove identity politics down people's throats?
00:44:42.000 They tell you to fuck off.
00:44:43.000 Because they go, I don't care that you're a woman, I want to know what you're going to do for the country.
00:44:47.000 But the people that were into that were telling her that that was going to be her key to victory.
00:44:52.000 We're going to make history.
00:44:53.000 And they're wrong.
00:44:53.000 Nobody knows less about politics than Democratic strategists in Washington, D.C. Because as of right now, what they're trying to do is they're trying to fight back against their base.
00:45:06.000 So their base, it's people like me, and what we want...
00:45:09.000 I'm very clear about what I want.
00:45:11.000 It's not hard to please people like me who are on the left.
00:45:15.000 We want a living wage...
00:45:17.000 We want Medicare for All, which, you know, every other modern nation has one version or another of a single-payer healthcare system.
00:45:24.000 We just want to be like the rest of the modern world.
00:45:26.000 We want free college.
00:45:27.000 Again, Slovenia has fucking free college.
00:45:29.000 We can't afford to do free college when we just spent seven fucking trillion dollars on the Iraq war.
00:45:33.000 We want to end the wars.
00:45:34.000 So I have very clear policy goals that I want.
00:45:38.000 And guess what?
00:45:39.000 Bernie Sanders came along, spoke about those issues.
00:45:41.000 He went from being this obscure senator from fucking Vermont, which has a population of 12 people, to getting 47% of the vote in a race against a political juggernaut, a behemoth that had the entire Democratic Party machine behind her.
00:45:55.000 Not only that, they were rigging the primaries.
00:45:58.000 A hundred percent, yes, and that's what we learned, and that's why Julian Assange went from being viewed as, oh my god, this guy's great, that's how the left used to view him, and now many people, democratic partisans, are like, ah, fuck this guy!
00:46:09.000 Russia!
00:46:10.000 He's with Russia!
00:46:11.000 And I was just talking to you about this before the podcast.
00:46:13.000 I was watching CNN before he came here for about an hour and 30 minutes.
00:46:16.000 Non-stop Russia coverage.
00:46:18.000 Non-stop fucking Russia coverage.
00:46:19.000 And then guess what?
00:46:20.000 Now when Donald Trump goes out there and he's a fake news CNN, everybody's gonna go, yeah, you know what?
00:46:24.000 All they do is fucking talk about Russia all day long, so maybe the guy has a point.
00:46:28.000 So the institutions that we have and the establishment as it is, it opens up the door for a demagogue and a liar and a fake populist like Trump to come in there and exploit it!
00:46:38.000 Yeah.
00:46:39.000 So, if you give people a choice between a broken system that's fucking them over, where half of workers in America make $30,000 a year or less, you give people an option between keep everything as is, or take a fucking human bowling ball and throw it at the establishment, they're gonna say,
00:46:54.000 okay, fuck it, we'll roll the dice on this Trump guy.
00:46:56.000 And then meanwhile, look at his agenda and everything that he's done since he's got elected.
00:46:59.000 It's the opposite of his populist rhetoric on the campaign trail.
00:47:02.000 His fucking tax bill had a 33% favorability rating, and they were bragging about it when they passed it.
00:47:08.000 This is a bill that cuts corporate taxes from 35% to 21% at a time when corporations are already paying a historically low percentage of the tax burden, and it raises taxes on everybody that makes $75,000 a year or less over a 10-year period.
00:47:21.000 I mean...
00:47:22.000 You couldn't get a piece of legislation that spits in the face of working people more than that, but the saddest thing is this guy is so comically easy to beat, but the Democrats can't get their shit together because they're fighting back against the grassroots who care about the issues because they're in bed with corporations.
00:47:40.000 The Democrats are in bed with corporations just like the Republicans are.
00:47:42.000 So if you got this corrupt party establishment and they're trying to tamper down the wing of the party that can actually win Well then guess what?
00:47:50.000 You're gonna keep losing to these monsters, these comic book villains on the right.
00:47:53.000 Don't you think that the parties themselves, there's a giant issue with the momentum behind them?
00:47:59.000 The lobbyists, the special interest groups, the embedded just sort of ecosystem that they both carry with them.
00:48:06.000 For someone new to step in and sort of represent The actual people like yourself that have this very clear view.
00:48:16.000 They have so many people that they're beholden to by the time they get into a position where they can even run for president.
00:48:22.000 They've all been vetted and checked.
00:48:24.000 Well, that's why there are some keys here.
00:48:27.000 So one of the most important things is when you look at a politician who's running, thing number one is check.
00:48:32.000 Do they take corporate PAC money?
00:48:34.000 If the answer is yes, fuck them.
00:48:36.000 Not interested.
00:48:38.000 If you don't take corporate PAC money, that means, okay, at least I know you're being honest and you're being open, and when you talk, I can believe you.
00:48:45.000 The problem comes along is that successful politicians, someone who could actually possibly win, they do take corporate PAC money, but they're a better alternative than, say, you know, Pence.
00:48:57.000 If Pence decides to be president, then you go, okay, we've got to choose the lesser of two evils.
00:49:01.000 That's essentially what we did with Hillary.
00:49:03.000 Right.
00:49:04.000 That's right, and I think...
00:49:05.000 You get into that weird position where, yeah, she's kind of corrupt, but look, it's gonna be historic, she's a woman, she's infinitely more qualified than him, and...
00:49:12.000 Yeah, the lesser evilism thing is a big issue because that's the game that's played on the American people, and I think Americans know that it's being played on them, you know?
00:49:22.000 Like, if you look at the opinion polls on Congress, Congress oscillates between a 14% approval rating and a 21% approval rating in what's supposed to be a democracy.
00:49:32.000 So in other words, you vote these people in, and then two weeks later you go ask people, hey, what do you think of the Congress you just voted in?
00:49:37.000 And like 14% of them are like, I think they're good.
00:49:39.000 Everybody else is like, fuck them.
00:49:41.000 So we all know that there's a problem here, and the root of the problem is the corruption of the system and the corporate money flooding our politics.
00:49:48.000 And then the politicians get in there, and all they do is represent the corporations, and they don't represent the people.
00:49:52.000 So to your point, yeah, in order to rise up through this system, That's why the establishment loved Hillary Clinton.
00:50:00.000 Because she played by the rules in this corrupt system.
00:50:03.000 Did you know that her and Bill, through their entire career, they raised over $3 billion in private donations?
00:50:11.000 That's hilarious.
00:50:12.000 And that's how you get to the point where it was wall-to-wall...
00:50:14.000 Obviously she's going to win, this is a no-brainer, and everybody loves her.
00:50:18.000 No, everybody loves her on fucking Wall Street and in Washington, D.C. But, and again, just to go back to the Bernie Sanders point, now we're seeing more politicians coming up that are in his model, where they say, I'm not going to take any corporate PAC money.
00:50:31.000 I don't even want a super PAC if I run for president.
00:50:34.000 And then what happens is, people know at the end of the day, I can trust that person, even if I don't agree with that person.
00:50:40.000 And that's why Bernie Sanders is the most popular politician in the country by a mile and a half.
00:50:43.000 He's the most popular by a long shot, and the reason is, there are even many people on the right who look at him and go, you know what, I don't agree with him on abortion, I don't agree with him on this or that, but I trust the guy, and I think he's fighting for me.
00:50:55.000 Well, there's definitely that.
00:50:57.000 I mean, he's a guy that really has a clean record in terms of the money that he's taken.
00:51:04.000 That alone is very unique, and that alone makes him stand out from the other people that were running for president.
00:51:11.000 When you look at The future though like who other than him and I the problem with him is he's he's another one.
00:51:18.000 He's not of good health Well, he's a thousand years old.
00:51:21.000 We could just say it.
00:51:22.000 It's also Well, there's people that are his age that are in very good shape like how old is he?
00:51:28.000 75?
00:51:30.000 4?
00:51:31.000 Jamie, could you check that?
00:51:33.000 My friend Aaron Snyder had a podcast the other day with a gentleman who's 78 years old who goes on backpack solo elk hunts and he rides mountain bikes and exercises and does all this shit.
00:51:46.000 There are people out there that are his age that take care of their body.
00:51:51.000 The problem with Bernie, 76, his head sits somewhere in the middle of his sternum.
00:51:56.000 He's got a terrible posture.
00:51:59.000 He looks like a schlubby, slumpy, sort of unhealthy person.
00:52:06.000 I know that's not important, but it is kind of important to people.
00:52:11.000 You want someone to...
00:52:12.000 Yeah, you're saying the optics of it matter to an extent.
00:52:15.000 Who's out there?
00:52:16.000 Well, there are a few good politicians.
00:52:18.000 So, for example, Ro Khanna is a politician.
00:52:21.000 He's actually from California.
00:52:23.000 He's a congressman.
00:52:24.000 I like the name.
00:52:25.000 It's unusual.
00:52:26.000 He's risen through the ranks.
00:52:27.000 Sounds like a Star Trek guy.
00:52:28.000 Well, he's a badass.
00:52:29.000 He's a badass.
00:52:30.000 Is he?
00:52:30.000 Legit badass?
00:52:31.000 In fact, you know, I could maybe hook it up.
00:52:32.000 If you wanted to have him on the podcast, I'll talk to him and see if he would want to come on.
00:52:35.000 I think he would.
00:52:36.000 But he's a young guy.
00:52:39.000 How old?
00:52:39.000 Really smart guy.
00:52:40.000 I don't know exactly how old he is, but he's young.
00:52:42.000 You have to be, what, 39 or something?
00:52:44.000 To run for Congress?
00:52:47.000 35?
00:52:48.000 Jamie, check that out.
00:52:49.000 I think Congress is 30 and President's 35. There you go.
00:52:52.000 President's 35. There you go.
00:52:54.000 That's so young.
00:52:55.000 I was retarded when I was 35. I'm retarded now and I'm 30. I was so fucking stupid when I was 35. How can you allow people to be 35 years old and run for president?
00:53:03.000 That's so crazy.
00:53:05.000 Yeah.
00:53:06.000 But I mean, at the same time, I'm sure there are some people who can do the job.
00:53:09.000 But anyway, back to Ro Khanna.
00:53:10.000 Ro Khanna, he's a badass.
00:53:12.000 He doesn't take any corporate PAC money.
00:53:14.000 He's got a great record of fighting for the people.
00:53:16.000 He's one of the few people who, remember when we were talking about going to Syria and doubling down on being in Syria?
00:53:23.000 Well, Trump recently announced we're staying there indefinitely.
00:53:26.000 So we have a permanent military occupation in Syria.
00:53:29.000 Ro Khanna is one of the very few voices in Congress.
00:53:32.000 I mean, all the Democrats should be out there saying, what the What the fuck are we doing here?
00:53:36.000 What's the point of being there?
00:53:37.000 Ro Khanna was one of the few who actually spoke up about it and actually said, no, this is crazy.
00:53:43.000 Number one, we shouldn't be there.
00:53:44.000 Number two, we haven't even had a vote on it in Congress.
00:53:48.000 The whole idea is if you go do a military intervention, According to the Constitution, you have to get a declaration of war from Congress.
00:53:55.000 And Ro Khanna's like, this is crazy.
00:53:56.000 We're nowhere near abiding by the Constitution here.
00:53:59.000 We have to at least have a vote on it.
00:54:00.000 He's one person.
00:54:01.000 Tulsi Gabbard is another politician who's fantastic.
00:54:04.000 These are weird names.
00:54:05.000 Let me see this Ro Khanna person first.
00:54:07.000 Let me see what they look like.
00:54:08.000 I'm going to give him the sniff test.
00:54:09.000 This is how Americans do it.
00:54:11.000 You look at him, man, I don't know about this guy.
00:54:13.000 Show him Tulsi Gabbard.
00:54:14.000 I'm very curious what Joe Rogan has to say about Tulsi Gabbard.
00:54:17.000 Let me go with the Ro Khanna person first.
00:54:19.000 Sure, yeah.
00:54:19.000 My first guess on spelling didn't pull up what I want.
00:54:22.000 R-O-K-H-A-N-N-A. That's one name.
00:54:26.000 That can't be one name.
00:54:27.000 No, it's not.
00:54:27.000 Ro is the first name.
00:54:29.000 Ro is the first name.
00:54:29.000 Khanna is the last name.
00:54:30.000 What?
00:54:30.000 R-O is his first name?
00:54:31.000 That's what caught me off guard.
00:54:32.000 Fuck out of here with that.
00:54:34.000 Let me see what he looks like.
00:54:35.000 He's from Silicon Valley.
00:54:38.000 How do you say it?
00:54:39.000 Silicon or Silicon?
00:54:40.000 Uh, Silicon?
00:54:41.000 Now you're confusing me.
00:54:42.000 Silicon Valley?
00:54:43.000 I think I say Silicon.
00:54:45.000 I don't know if that's right, though.
00:54:47.000 Well, he, uh, that fucking name.
00:54:51.000 I don't know about that name.
00:54:53.000 But then again, Barack Hussein Obama.
00:54:54.000 Barack Hussein Obama got elected president.
00:54:57.000 We can throw the name where he's out of the window.
00:54:58.000 Let me scrutinize this fella.
00:55:00.000 Hmm.
00:55:01.000 Well, we got a lot of good things here going.
00:55:03.000 First of all, the diversity factor is high.
00:55:06.000 It's off the charts.
00:55:07.000 No, but what I love about Roe is that he doesn't do the fake bullshit identity politics of like, I'm not white, therefore, you know, I'm great.
00:55:16.000 In fact, he's one of the very few politicians who regularly speaks up about people in the middle of the country who got their fucking factory jobs outsourced because corporations wanted to make more money, and he's against all these trade deals and stuff.
00:55:28.000 Look at that dork with the t-shirt on, fired up, ready for Roe.
00:55:31.000 Dude, okay, I need you to just rethink your life.
00:55:35.000 That looks like a young, fatter Mario Lopez to the right, too.
00:55:39.000 See that?
00:55:40.000 Doesn't it?
00:55:41.000 A little bit.
00:55:42.000 Sorry, Mario.
00:55:44.000 No offense.
00:55:45.000 Is that him with Ted Kennedy down there in the lower right-hand corner?
00:55:49.000 Yeah, but I think that's...
00:55:49.000 What is that about?
00:55:50.000 That's Flitch Green.
00:55:51.000 Oh, no.
00:55:52.000 That's Asian Ted Kennedy.
00:55:55.000 I'm sorry, whoever that person is, but in the tiny screen it did look like Ted Kennedy before you blow it up.
00:56:01.000 Yeah, okay.
00:56:02.000 So this guy.
00:56:03.000 Show him Tulsi Gabbard.
00:56:04.000 So he's a congressman in California?
00:56:07.000 Yes.
00:56:07.000 Alright.
00:56:08.000 Yeah.
00:56:08.000 Tulsi Gabbard.
00:56:09.000 Yeah, Tulsi.
00:56:10.000 T-U-L-S-I. And so is he one of the people that's being thought of as a possible Democratic candidate?
00:56:16.000 Because a lot of people are talking right now about fucking Oprah.
00:56:18.000 No, I'll tell you who's going to run in 2020. Oprah.
00:56:21.000 Okay, no disrespect to you, Oprah, if you happen to see this, but fuck off.
00:56:25.000 No disrespect to you, The Rock, but fuck off.
00:56:28.000 Tulsi's kind of hot.
00:56:29.000 I knew you were going to say that.
00:56:30.000 She's kind of hot.
00:56:31.000 That's why I kept insisting you show him.
00:56:33.000 She's very pretty.
00:56:34.000 She's from Hawaii?
00:56:35.000 I think so.
00:56:35.000 I like two things.
00:56:36.000 I like both of those things.
00:56:37.000 But so, in 2020...
00:56:39.000 Maybe a little too hot.
00:56:40.000 Let me close it on her.
00:56:42.000 Make her a little larger.
00:56:43.000 Joe Rogan has spoken.
00:56:44.000 Tulsi, your chances are done.
00:56:45.000 She's very pretty.
00:56:46.000 She's a beautiful woman.
00:56:48.000 I mean, is America ready for a beautiful woman to run for president with all her white privilege?
00:56:52.000 Listen, she...
00:56:52.000 She's a brilliant woman.
00:56:55.000 I believe you.
00:56:56.000 Yeah.
00:56:56.000 But she's also beautiful.
00:56:57.000 Also takes no corporate PAC money.
00:56:59.000 Also is against all these unnecessary regime change wars.
00:57:02.000 So I think she's...
00:57:03.000 Also goes to spin class.
00:57:06.000 Also does box jumps.
00:57:08.000 Was she in the military?
00:57:10.000 She was, yes.
00:57:11.000 Interesting.
00:57:12.000 That's a good, that's a positive.
00:57:13.000 She's got a lot of those little colored things on her shirt.
00:57:15.000 And again, she's one of the strongest voices against going to Syria and all that.
00:57:19.000 You know who also had a lot of those colored things on her shirt?
00:57:21.000 L. Ron Hubbard.
00:57:23.000 Remember?
00:57:24.000 C-word.
00:57:24.000 The C-word?
00:57:25.000 That guy was fucking creepy.
00:57:26.000 I don't think his were legit, though.
00:57:28.000 I'm gonna go out on a limb.
00:57:29.000 Yeah, she looks good.
00:57:32.000 I like it.
00:57:32.000 So, for 2020, I'll tell you who's gonna run.
00:57:35.000 Okay.
00:57:35.000 Bernie's gonna run again.
00:57:36.000 He is?
00:57:37.000 Yes.
00:57:37.000 How can he do that?
00:57:38.000 There's a thousand different signs that he's gonna run.
00:57:40.000 He'll be 78 years old.
00:57:41.000 He's riding a fucking wave, though, man.
00:57:43.000 I'm on GH. I've been lifting.
00:57:45.000 I'm gonna try to straighten my neck out.
00:57:47.000 I'm gonna try to pull it back up into its normal position.
00:57:49.000 I got one of those things.
00:57:50.000 It hangs from the door.
00:57:52.000 I'm stretching my neck.
00:57:53.000 He's like Larry David, right?
00:57:56.000 He looks like Larry David.
00:57:56.000 Yeah.
00:57:57.000 What about Oprah?
00:57:58.000 Oprah's not running.
00:57:59.000 Bullshit.
00:57:59.000 She's not running.
00:58:00.000 She's gonna run.
00:58:00.000 I'm calling her right now.
00:58:01.000 Come on, son.
00:58:02.000 No, she's not running.
00:58:02.000 She's running.
00:58:03.000 Well, that'd be fodder for us to laugh at for a long time.
00:58:05.000 I don't know, man.
00:58:06.000 She might win.
00:58:06.000 How about fucking NBC? Whoever the dork is that was running NBC Twitter that was saying our president...
00:58:14.000 About Oprah?
00:58:15.000 Yeah.
00:58:16.000 Oh no.
00:58:16.000 When Oprah gave that speech, what was it, the Golden Globes?
00:58:19.000 She gave this big giant speech.
00:58:21.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:58:21.000 And everybody was like, she's got a vagina, let her talk!
00:58:25.000 And she's giving this big powerful speech.
00:58:28.000 Hollywood is so fucking insular, they love sniffing their own farts and sucking their own dicks.
00:58:34.000 Wow.
00:58:34.000 Clueless actress Stacey Dash is running for Congress in California.
00:58:38.000 But wait a minute, Stacey Dash is like a Republican.
00:58:40.000 Oh, big time.
00:58:41.000 She was on Fox News.
00:58:42.000 Trump supporter, Republican.
00:58:44.000 Yeah, she was from, oh, Clueless the movie, they meant to say.
00:58:47.000 Not that she's clueless.
00:58:50.000 I read it wrong.
00:58:50.000 Maybe she is clueless too.
00:58:52.000 But Stacey Dash is like super hardcore.
00:58:54.000 Oh yeah.
00:58:55.000 Super hardcore Republican.
00:58:56.000 Fox commentator, known for controversial opinions.
00:59:04.000 So, Oprah, no, not running.
00:59:06.000 I'm telling you.
00:59:07.000 I'm telling you.
00:59:07.000 Stedman's gonna be the first man.
00:59:09.000 The Rock not running.
00:59:10.000 Mark Zuckerberg wants to run, but he might not run.
00:59:12.000 Why don't you think he'll run?
00:59:13.000 Is he old enough?
00:59:14.000 Is he like 34?
00:59:15.000 I think he's old enough.
00:59:16.000 He'll probably be like getting under the wire.
00:59:17.000 How fucking goofy is that guy, man?
00:59:19.000 I don't know.
00:59:20.000 How goofy is he?
00:59:20.000 You tell me.
00:59:21.000 He's goofy.
00:59:21.000 Show the picture of him like fucking feeding a lamb or some shit.
00:59:24.000 Isn't that okay to feed a lamb?
00:59:25.000 What's wrong with this person?
00:59:26.000 I'm anti-lamb feeding.
00:59:28.000 I'm taking a strong stance on the Joe Rogan podcast.
00:59:30.000 Someone wants lambs to starve to death.
00:59:33.000 Tune in to the Secular Talk podcast.
00:59:36.000 Yeah, Mark Zuckerberg, he's been doing this goofy tour where he goes to Iowa and pretends to eat with regular people.
00:59:42.000 He's like, I spoke to a guy named Ted today, and he has an interesting story.
00:59:47.000 Hmm.
00:59:48.000 I hate the pandering where they try to, that's the thing, like when they bring up the personal stories and they're like pretending to care about some random dude in Kentucky.
00:59:55.000 Right.
00:59:55.000 It's like, fuck off, just tell me what your ideas are.
00:59:57.000 You don't have to do the fake empathy shit.
00:59:58.000 Right, right, right.
00:59:59.000 So I don't think he's gonna run even though he wants to, because he'll get his ass handed to him.
01:00:04.000 Mark Cuban is another guy with a giant ego who's thinking about it, but I don't think he'll end up doing it.
01:00:08.000 I don't think they want that scrutiny.
01:00:11.000 Yeah, a lot of shit comes out.
01:00:13.000 Yeah, I mean, think about who Trump was pre-election and Trump is now.
01:00:17.000 Before the election, he was kind of lovable.
01:00:19.000 He was like this lovable, egomaniac, weirdo guy.
01:00:24.000 He had a role.
01:00:25.000 Before the election.
01:00:26.000 Well, you know, let me take that back, because there was all that birther shit that was pretty wacky.
01:00:30.000 But pre-birther shit.
01:00:31.000 He was the guy who played the role of the, I'm the big boss corporate guy.
01:00:36.000 I'm the guy with the, I'm the Don King of real estate.
01:00:40.000 He was like a bigger-than-life character.
01:00:42.000 Large hair, big fucking name on the buildings, gold, gold lettering everywhere, gold bathroom, gold toilet paper.
01:00:50.000 So silly.
01:00:51.000 Does he not know that there's such a thing as, what's the word I'm looking for, garish?
01:00:55.000 Is that garish?
01:00:56.000 Yeah, I don't think he does know that.
01:00:57.000 Well, he's old, man.
01:00:59.000 With old people, that was like, someone said it best, and it's one of my favorite quotes about Trump, that he is what a poor person imagines a rich person would be like.
01:01:07.000 That's a great point, yeah.
01:01:09.000 And he's a dumb person's idea of a smart person.
01:01:12.000 Because he's very confident and he boasts.
01:01:15.000 And like you say, gold fucking everything.
01:01:17.000 It's almost like rappers who are stunting.
01:01:22.000 And they're like, yeah, I got my roles, bitch.
01:01:24.000 Like, Trump is that!
01:01:25.000 You got your grill, Paul Walsh style.
01:01:27.000 Showing all your rings, you're in front of your Lamborghini, a bunch of girls shaking their booty in front of you.
01:01:32.000 How did grills ever become a thing?
01:01:34.000 How did they not become a thing?
01:01:35.000 Why don't I have one?
01:01:36.000 That's the real question.
01:01:37.000 We were going to get one.
01:01:38.000 Paul Wall's people reached out to us.
01:01:39.000 They're going to hook us up.
01:01:40.000 You could actually maybe make grills popular.
01:01:43.000 I don't think so.
01:01:43.000 I'm doing a good job with fanny packs, though, I'm telling you that.
01:01:46.000 Sales are up.
01:01:47.000 Sales are up!
01:01:48.000 I'm pretty sure fanny packs are back.
01:01:50.000 You know what I haven't given up on?
01:01:51.000 What?
01:01:51.000 Cell phone...
01:01:52.000 Holder, I saw that.
01:01:54.000 Yeah.
01:01:54.000 I saw that.
01:01:54.000 Because people gave up on that a long time ago, and they'll make fun of me, but I'm like, fuck you, it's coming back in style, and I'm rocking it.
01:01:58.000 Somebody had a really funny joke.
01:02:00.000 I forget who it was.
01:02:00.000 I wish I could give them credit.
01:02:01.000 But it was something along the lines of, that's the type of black guy that's unthreatening to white people.
01:02:06.000 The type of black guy that wears a cell phone holder on the outside.
01:02:10.000 One of those buckle clip cell phone holders.
01:02:13.000 Just don't have him wear it around a cop because they might think it's a gun.
01:02:16.000 That's right.
01:02:16.000 Don't reach for it.
01:02:17.000 Don't reach for anything.
01:02:20.000 Yeah, the grill thing, I don't know.
01:02:24.000 I think a gold tooth would be kind of fly.
01:02:26.000 Like one.
01:02:27.000 Maybe a fang.
01:02:28.000 Or a gold fang.
01:02:30.000 Because I think that they think it shows status, but in reality it shows an attempt to hit higher status.
01:02:36.000 You know what I mean?
01:02:37.000 Well, it's like that Jay-Z song, 99 Problems But A Bitch Ain't One.
01:02:40.000 You know, if you grew up with holes in your zappa toes, you'd celebrate the minute you were having dough.
01:02:46.000 I'm like, fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole.
01:02:48.000 So when you don't grow up with much, then you're like, I'm gonna fucking get a lot, and then I'm gonna show off that I have a lot, so you know I got this shit.
01:02:55.000 It's a giant part of the culture.
01:02:57.000 I mean, and even in the more reserved people like Nas, who's a more lyrical, artist-type character.
01:03:03.000 Father was a jazz musician.
01:03:05.000 Sure.
01:03:05.000 He drives a Mercedes and has pictures in front of nice things.
01:03:09.000 It's just a part of the whole culture.
01:03:11.000 Like, you gotta have nice shit.
01:03:14.000 You can't be living in a log cabin spitting out rap music.
01:03:17.000 Nobody wants to hear, like, anybody from, like, what's that show?
01:03:21.000 Life Below Zero?
01:03:22.000 The show where they're all in Alaska?
01:03:24.000 Alaska, sure.
01:03:25.000 Nobody wants those people rapping.
01:03:27.000 But I feel like if somebody does that, then for that person it really is about the art of what they're doing.
01:03:33.000 Yeah.
01:03:34.000 You know what I mean?
01:03:35.000 Yeah, but it's not going to happen.
01:03:35.000 No one's going to listen to a fisherman rap.
01:03:38.000 Like a dude who's like salmon fishing.
01:03:40.000 Like a commercial.
01:03:42.000 Like one of those dudes from Deadliest Catch.
01:03:45.000 If one of those guys had like one of their...
01:03:47.000 You can't be a rapper.
01:03:48.000 You smell like fish.
01:03:49.000 You gotta be clean.
01:03:51.000 You have to have gold teeth or something.
01:03:54.000 You have to have a grill.
01:03:55.000 That's a...
01:03:56.000 It is Paul Wall.
01:03:57.000 Oh, he lost a lot of weight.
01:03:59.000 It looks good.
01:03:59.000 Is that beard fake?
01:04:01.000 Yeah.
01:04:02.000 I think it's just trimmed.
01:04:03.000 Why do you think it's fake?
01:04:04.000 Because it looks too good?
01:04:05.000 You're a hater.
01:04:06.000 I'm not hating because I just from Angel the shit out of my hair.
01:04:09.000 So it looks like he puts him just from Angel on that.
01:04:12.000 Baby?
01:04:13.000 I don't know.
01:04:14.000 He might have darkened up his...
01:04:16.000 Paul, I feel your pain, man.
01:04:18.000 I've been dying my hair since I was 18. How pathetic is that?
01:04:21.000 Your hair started going gray at 18?
01:04:22.000 18. Really?
01:04:23.000 Yeah, and I have no idea if it was genetics or if it's stress or whatever the fuck.
01:04:27.000 Are you under stress?
01:04:27.000 I mean, no.
01:04:29.000 Not any more than a guy who has to fucking go to a coal mine or some shit.
01:04:31.000 I'm privileged compared to most people, so no, I don't think so.
01:04:36.000 It might just be genetics.
01:04:36.000 I'm not sure, but it's...
01:04:37.000 Well, working for yourself is a little difficult, though, right?
01:04:40.000 Like, not having a steady paycheck where you have to...
01:04:43.000 And you were also involved in the YouTube demonetization wave that hit after that PewDiePie cocksucker decided it was a good idea to use the N-word On video game streams.
01:04:54.000 Well, just for the record, when I was an awkward young white boy who used it too.
01:04:58.000 But with an A at the end, not an ER. There's a big difference.
01:05:00.000 Did you throw it around?
01:05:00.000 Did you throw it around like singing along to lyrics?
01:05:03.000 If I sing it along to lyrics, I roll my window up first out of respect.
01:05:06.000 Right, and then you do it.
01:05:08.000 And then I just sort of mouth it like...
01:05:10.000 Yeah.
01:05:10.000 I don't really say it out loud.
01:05:12.000 So in the rap songs, yeah, of course I did it in the rap songs, but also just being an awkward young white boy from New Rochelle and having a lot of black friends growing up, and we just threw it around like nobody's business.
01:05:22.000 What year were you in New Rochelle?
01:05:23.000 So I was born and raised there.
01:05:25.000 So I was born in 88, and probably when I was 20 is when I left there.
01:05:31.000 Dude, so when I was living in New Rochelle, you were living in New Rochelle.
01:05:34.000 Yeah.
01:05:34.000 Because I was living there in like 91. That's when I lived there.
01:05:37.000 Okay, but now I'm going to make you laugh because I was just talking to Corrin on the way here about this.
01:05:40.000 So, I feel like I have a memory of being a kid watching Fear Factor.
01:05:47.000 You're on it.
01:05:48.000 And then I was so young that my mom, after it, was like, okay, it's bedtime, honey.
01:05:53.000 Wow.
01:05:54.000 And I'm like, that's so weird.
01:05:55.000 I was a little fucking kid watching Joe Rogan.
01:05:57.000 And now I'm doing his podcast.
01:05:59.000 Well, that totally makes sense because that show was 16 plus years ago.
01:06:05.000 Right?
01:06:06.000 2001. I want to say two or one.
01:06:10.000 Maybe two.
01:06:11.000 Let me ask you a question about when you were doing that show.
01:06:13.000 Did you feel...
01:06:14.000 Because you're a really smart guy and you're interested in a lot of different things and you...
01:06:19.000 I can tell just by talking to you, you're somebody who needs to pave your own path and be your own boss and it's clear.
01:06:25.000 So did you feel almost like a caged animal when you were doing Fear Factor?
01:06:29.000 Because you were forced to show up at a certain time every day.
01:06:33.000 No, I felt lucky that I had a job where I could make a shitload of money.
01:06:37.000 Was that your first...
01:06:38.000 No, you had news radio before that.
01:06:39.000 Yeah.
01:06:39.000 I had news radio which was...
01:06:42.000 Extremely, extremely fortunate.
01:06:45.000 I mean, I couldn't have stepped in shit any deeper than with news radio.
01:06:52.000 It was just total luck.
01:06:53.000 I literally had like...
01:06:56.000 Three acting classes ever because I had to take them because Disney gave me a development deal because of just stand-up.
01:07:05.000 What is that?
01:07:05.000 They just throw money at you and say, do something?
01:07:07.000 Back in the 90s, they were doing that because they had seen what happened with Roseanne.
01:07:11.000 They had seen what happened with Tim Allen and Seinfeld.
01:07:14.000 That's what you've got to do.
01:07:15.000 You've got to find someone who you think is funny and develop a show around them.
01:07:18.000 And it worked with some people.
01:07:19.000 Brett Butler had a show.
01:07:21.000 There was a lot of that going on.
01:07:23.000 And so they were trying to do that.
01:07:24.000 And so I had a development deal, and then I had a show that was on on Fox for a few episodes, and it got canceled.
01:07:30.000 And then I got on news radio.
01:07:31.000 So I'm on news radio...
01:07:34.000 Six years into my stand-up career, I was literally a beginner in terms of stand-up.
01:07:38.000 Like, if you talk to stand-ups...
01:07:40.000 You're six years considered a beginner, you're saying?
01:07:41.000 Oh, yes.
01:07:41.000 Wow.
01:07:42.000 Yeah, that's a beginner.
01:07:43.000 Yeah, you don't know what the fuck you're doing.
01:07:44.000 I took a guy on the road with me recently that had been doing comedy for seven years, and he's got 20 minutes of material.
01:07:50.000 Oh, shit.
01:07:51.000 Yeah, it's fucking grind, son.
01:07:54.000 And there's other people more advanced, like Tony Hinchcliffe, seven years in, had already done a Netflix special.
01:07:59.000 Well, yeah, I mean, it really varies.
01:08:02.000 It varies.
01:08:02.000 And comedy you feel more is like your baby than any of the acting stuff, right?
01:08:06.000 Oh, yeah.
01:08:07.000 Well, the acting stuff was just an opportunity to make money.
01:08:10.000 And it was just, it was also an opportunity to get people to come see you do stand-up.
01:08:13.000 But it was weird.
01:08:14.000 Like, to all of a sudden be acting with Phil Hartman and Andy Dick and Steven Root and Maura Tierney is like, I don't even, I shouldn't even be here.
01:08:23.000 Well, how the fuck do you think I feel sitting across from Joe Rogan?
01:08:26.000 We're just talking.
01:08:27.000 I know, but it's weird.
01:08:28.000 You're good at talking.
01:08:29.000 This is normal.
01:08:30.000 It's normal stuff.
01:08:30.000 I mean, that is true.
01:08:31.000 It all becomes normal, man.
01:08:33.000 I mean, I still get weirded out when I meet famous people that I really like.
01:08:36.000 Well, but who...
01:08:37.000 I mean, there obviously are people who are, you know, like Jack Nicholson, for example, is way more famous than you, but like, there's not many people.
01:08:43.000 You're almost...
01:08:44.000 Are you A-list?
01:08:44.000 Would you say you're A-list?
01:08:45.000 No.
01:08:45.000 No?
01:08:46.000 No, I'm like a C-list person.
01:08:47.000 No, you're at least B-list.
01:08:48.000 I don't act.
01:08:49.000 Yeah, I don't act.
01:08:50.000 I'm not on TV. I'm C-list.
01:08:52.000 And I'm a cage-fighting commentator.
01:08:55.000 It's pretty easy to dismiss me.
01:08:57.000 I'm more C-list.
01:08:59.000 A lot of people your age know who I am.
01:09:01.000 It's a different world.
01:09:02.000 Everybody my age knows who you are.
01:09:04.000 It's a different world.
01:09:05.000 But...
01:09:07.000 So, the fear factor thing was, I had done a lot of stuff after NewsRadio that didn't work.
01:09:15.000 Not a lot of stuff, but a few pilot scripts that I had gotten, a few meetings that I had with people that were kind of goofy.
01:09:21.000 There was a lot of like...
01:09:22.000 And I loved working with my cast, my friends from NewsRadio.
01:09:28.000 They were great.
01:09:29.000 But I had also worked with a bunch of actors who were actors.
01:09:33.000 It's not a job that lends itself to authenticity.
01:09:38.000 It's a job that lends itself to conformity, because you're always auditioning for things, so you want everybody to like you, so you sort of pattern your likes and dislikes, your behavior patterns, your opinions.
01:09:50.000 You lick your finger, you put it in the air, where's the wind blowing?
01:09:53.000 I'm going that way, because that's the safest way to make a living.
01:09:55.000 And there's a lot of that in Hollywood.
01:09:57.000 I was going to say, that gets back to my point about how insular they are.
01:10:00.000 How everybody in Hollywood's like, yeah, Oprah, 2020's fucking great.
01:10:03.000 Meanwhile, who the fuck is sitting in, you know, Kentucky, like, yeah, can't wait for Oprah to be pregnant.
01:10:09.000 Yeah, well, maybe somebody.
01:10:12.000 Maybe some housewives struggling with, wrestling with menopause right now.
01:10:16.000 Maybe some housewives, all Xanaxed out, sitting there like, yeah, Oprah's wonderful.
01:10:20.000 That fucking piece of shit, he says he's taking on extra work, but he doesn't.
01:10:26.000 So when Fear Factor came along, two things I thought.
01:10:29.000 One, it was going to be canceled immediately.
01:10:30.000 I was really convinced.
01:10:31.000 It went on forever.
01:10:32.000 Forever.
01:10:33.000 148 episodes, then we came back and did seven more.
01:10:37.000 But the getting attacked by dogs and making people eat...
01:10:41.000 Eating bull dicks?
01:10:42.000 Yeah, I was like, this is no way this is gonna last.
01:10:44.000 This is crazy.
01:10:45.000 And so I felt like at the very least it would give me some material, and it was a generous amount of money.
01:10:51.000 And it was money that I was like, okay, if I do this and I keep doing this, I don't have to do other things.
01:10:57.000 Like, I can be free.
01:10:59.000 And that...
01:11:00.000 Having that ability to say no to things and to have fuck you money and to just not worry about how to pay your bills.
01:11:07.000 I knew when I lived in New Rochelle, it was actually when I got my first development deal.
01:11:11.000 And when I got my first development deal, there was this physical weight that lifted off of me where I didn't have to worry, how am I going to pay my rent next month?
01:11:21.000 How am I going to pay my gas?
01:11:23.000 I went from that to having some money.
01:11:27.000 And the feeling that I got was like, okay, this is valuable.
01:11:30.000 This isn't some bullshit idea.
01:11:33.000 I'm not saying that being rich makes you happy.
01:11:36.000 It's not.
01:11:36.000 But having resources is a valuable thing and having the resources to not have to do something you don't want to do and where you can pursue what you want to do, that's valuable as well.
01:11:47.000 So it's funny you bring that up because I covered this study that came out a few weeks ago on my show and apparently researchers found out that When you hit a certain level of happiness when you hit $75,000 a year.
01:12:00.000 Because I think they figured out that that's where people can generally pay the bills and be okay.
01:12:06.000 And then they said, if you make up to $95,000, you do see a noticeable increase in happiness when you jump from $75,000 to $95,000.
01:12:15.000 So that's when people pretty much across the board are like, okay, I'm good.
01:12:19.000 And then everything after that...
01:12:21.000 You're playing with house money.
01:12:23.000 So they say, you know, the difference between making $95,000 a year and a million dollars a year, even though there's a big material difference there, in terms of how much it buys your happiness, there's a tapering effect when you hit that $95,000 threshold.
01:12:37.000 I think also the amount of work that you have to do to make a million dollars a year significantly stresses you out.
01:12:43.000 You don't have time to do things that you love, like say if you have some hobbies that you really enjoy, you feel like, I gotta leave those alone for a while, I gotta pursue my career and go after my career and really make it happen.
01:12:55.000 It's hard to balance that.
01:12:57.000 Life, comfort, appreciation for just your existence here, and trying to make a living.
01:13:05.000 And sometimes people get that way wrong, and they go all in on making a living, and then you become some fucking Harvey Weinstein guy, who's just all about just vices, and just filling your life up with things that try to make you happy, because you've got $500 million in the bank,
01:13:22.000 and you're constantly working, and you just...
01:13:24.000 It's not a good example.
01:13:25.000 Harvey Weinstein's not a good example, because Yeah, fucking people in the ass and whatnot.
01:13:29.000 Allegedly.
01:13:30.000 The better example would be someone who works so they have a heart attack and then realizes they never had any fun and now their health has deteriorated so radically that they can't have fun and then they can't work and they can't even do what they do and then they have to sort of reboot their life.
01:13:45.000 I mean, I just think it's very important to enjoy your time here.
01:13:50.000 It's fucking fleeting.
01:13:52.000 Like Kevin Smith.
01:13:53.000 Oh, I saw that.
01:13:54.000 Yeah.
01:13:55.000 I love that guy.
01:13:56.000 He's a great guy.
01:13:58.000 Has he ever been on the podcast?
01:13:59.000 Yeah, a couple times.
01:14:00.000 I've been on his.
01:14:01.000 He's been on this one a couple times.
01:14:02.000 He's awesome.
01:14:03.000 He's just a sweet, a genuine sweetheart of a guy.
01:14:07.000 He's one of those guys where if he doesn't like someone, I don't like him.
01:14:10.000 Oh, so you trust him that much?
01:14:12.000 Oh, he's a sweetie.
01:14:14.000 If Kevin Smith doesn't like you, he's a really nice guy.
01:14:17.000 If he doesn't like you, you must be a shit.
01:14:19.000 Right.
01:14:20.000 It just doesn't make any sense.
01:14:24.000 My point is that this is fleeting.
01:14:27.000 I'm 50 years old.
01:14:28.000 I became 50 years old.
01:14:30.000 I don't know how that happened.
01:14:31.000 It just keeps happening.
01:14:32.000 Well, it's funny.
01:14:32.000 I just turned 30 on January 31st.
01:14:35.000 It was the first birthday where I ever went, ooh.
01:14:38.000 Yeah, I remember 30. Shit just got a little real.
01:14:41.000 I remember 30 because I was dating a girl who was kind of a twat.
01:14:44.000 She was just kind of a little, and not her fault.
01:14:46.000 She's a little negative.
01:14:47.000 She's like, I already thought you already were 30. I'm like, what the fuck does that mean?
01:14:50.000 I was like, I'm telling you something's weird, and you're not even thinking about my perspective.
01:14:55.000 You're like, I thought you already were 30. You're saying I look 30?
01:14:59.000 Bitch, what are you saying?
01:15:02.000 What are you saying?
01:15:02.000 That's a weird thing to date for like a surface thing.
01:15:06.000 Like, oh, I think the person's older.
01:15:07.000 I think the person's worth a lot of money.
01:15:09.000 I don't think that's what it was.
01:15:10.000 She was a deeply unhappy person that was trying to diminish me.
01:15:14.000 Well, that's not good.
01:15:15.000 Well, it happens.
01:15:16.000 Not a healthy relationship.
01:15:17.000 No.
01:15:17.000 It wasn't a healthy relationship, period.
01:15:19.000 But there's a lot of...
01:15:21.000 A lot of that happens in relationships, right?
01:15:22.000 People try to diminish each other.
01:15:24.000 Or they feel like they're in a bad position of power.
01:15:28.000 They feel like they don't have the power in the relationship, so then they see that there's possibly a vulnerability.
01:15:32.000 And instead of soothing that person, they attack that vulnerability.
01:15:37.000 That's how you know you're in a terrible, toxic relationship.
01:15:39.000 The power struggle, sure.
01:15:40.000 Oh, yeah, man.
01:15:41.000 That's the worst.
01:15:42.000 It becomes a weird Machiavellian fucking game.
01:15:45.000 Yeah.
01:15:46.000 And it's like, well, the whole idea of a relationship is supposed to be, that's where you go to get away from the bullshit of everything.
01:15:51.000 So when that becomes part of the bullshit, it's like, what the fuck are we doing here?
01:15:55.000 Right, what are we doing here?
01:15:56.000 And people probably get addicted to that cycle.
01:15:58.000 They fucking for sure do, man.
01:16:00.000 But it's hard to tell people while it's happening.
01:16:02.000 It's hard to tell people, hey, man, you're in a bad relationship.
01:16:05.000 This is not good.
01:16:06.000 Especially rich guys with hot girls where it doesn't make any sense, and the guy's miserable, and you're like, hey, man, do you see what's happening?
01:16:18.000 This is not going to work, man.
01:16:20.000 And it fucking sucks, right, for that rich guy who's kind of a dork.
01:16:23.000 He's like, well, what the fuck?
01:16:25.000 Look, you know what else sucks?
01:16:27.000 When the antelope has a limp, that sucks.
01:16:30.000 And the lion's running at them, and they're in a goddamn thing they can do, the universe does not care about whatever this imbalance is.
01:16:37.000 But you, as a thinking, cognitive species, like you as a conscious, aware individual, Gotta pay attention to that.
01:16:47.000 Like, she's gonna get your money.
01:16:48.000 Or she's gonna leave.
01:16:50.000 But either, something's happening.
01:16:52.000 Something's happening.
01:16:53.000 So, going back to the point you made about the rat race of life and people who get, like, obsessed with work and stuff like that, here's an interesting fact that I, nobody talks about it, I don't know why people don't think it's a bigger deal, but did you know that the United States is the only developed country that doesn't have paid time off by law?
01:17:09.000 Every other modern country, so you go to Europe, for example, they have- That's why we win, bro.
01:17:15.000 That's why we have people who are hopped up on pills and shit.
01:17:17.000 Whenever you're talking to me about losers, all these loser countries, and you say, why aren't we like these losers?
01:17:27.000 Yeah, those assholes with healthcare and fucking vacation.
01:17:29.000 I definitely think people should get paid time off.
01:17:31.000 And I definitely think, I mean, I've had some pretty intense arguments with wealthy people about a living wage.
01:17:37.000 I'm like, you're out of your fucking mind if you think someone should be working for less than $15 for an hour of their time.
01:17:42.000 So I'm telling you, a guy's gonna go in your backyard, he's gonna dig a fucking hole for an hour.
01:17:48.000 You want to give him $5?
01:17:50.000 How much do you want to give him?
01:17:51.000 You want to give him $7?
01:17:52.000 Well, Joe, it's a market and they need to be able to make contracts free of government intervention and blah, blah, blah.
01:17:58.000 I don't care if he's 12 years old.
01:18:00.000 I don't care if it's a 12-year-old.
01:18:01.000 A 12-year-old digs for an hour.
01:18:03.000 Give him 20 bucks.
01:18:04.000 This is crazy.
01:18:06.000 I mean, the number is crazy.
01:18:08.000 And people, well, the businesses won't be able to survive.
01:18:10.000 And that's just not true.
01:18:11.000 It's not true.
01:18:12.000 The person who's making the most money at the top of the business won't make as much money as they do.
01:18:16.000 Exactly.
01:18:16.000 In fact, whenever people bring that point up, they go, oh, we can't raise the minimum wage because of reasons and stuff and things, I always bring up Australia.
01:18:23.000 I'd like to point out that I know jack shit about economics.
01:18:26.000 Okay, I know a little bit more than jack shit.
01:18:29.000 But if you look up the minimum wage in Australia, Jamie, I think it's like $17 and change.
01:18:34.000 They pay you in boomerangs over there, bro.
01:18:37.000 Boomerangs and poison spiders.
01:18:38.000 They pay you in kangaroos.
01:18:39.000 They give you a bucket of poison snakes.
01:18:41.000 Hey, mate.
01:18:42.000 Good luck.
01:18:43.000 So I think it's like $17 and change, and it's not...
01:18:46.000 They didn't...
01:18:47.000 Look at that.
01:18:47.000 And are they a hellscape, Joe?
01:18:49.000 Is Australia fucking falling apart?
01:18:51.000 I love Australia.
01:18:51.000 All bullshit aside, I think Australia's fucking amazing.
01:18:54.000 So spare me with the bullshit arguments about how you can't afford to pay people a living wage.
01:18:58.000 Read this.
01:18:59.000 The Fair Work Commission has handed down its annual ruling on Australia's minimum wage, raising it by 2.4% to $672.70 a week.
01:19:08.000 That's excellent.
01:19:09.000 Which means an extra $15.80 per week for the 1.8 million workers who are paid the minimum wage.
01:19:18.000 It will apply from July 1st and equates to a minimum hourly rate of $17.70.
01:19:24.000 And that's in 2016, May 30th of 2016. That's an excellent...
01:19:28.000 $7.25 here.
01:19:29.000 Did you know that the minimum wage here today is actually worth less than the minimum wage was worth in 1968?
01:19:37.000 Because if you account for inflation, the minimum wage from 1968 would be about $10 and change today.
01:19:43.000 So people who earn the minimum wage today make less than they made in 1968. I believe it.
01:19:48.000 What do you think that is?
01:19:49.000 Do you think that's people just taking advantage of poor people?
01:19:53.000 Do they really believe this is a stepping stone position that no one who's making minimum wage should ever consider this something they're going to do forever?
01:20:03.000 So, I don't think that it's bad people.
01:20:06.000 I don't think it's bad individuals who are trying to take advantage of people.
01:20:09.000 I think the problem is the system.
01:20:11.000 And the only reason why we don't have a system like Australia does with their minimum wage is because corporations have bought the government.
01:20:19.000 So if you look at the polls, 80% of people want to raise the minimum wage.
01:20:23.000 But we don't get that.
01:20:24.000 And we don't get that because there's a tremendous amount of money being poured into our government from the likes of corporations that don't want to raise the minimum wage.
01:20:31.000 So that's the only constituent group that has all the power, and they happen to be the only constituent group against having a living wage.
01:20:38.000 So I think that's the general dynamic behind it.
01:20:41.000 I do think that there are some small businesses where they're like, listen, I genuinely don't have the money to do this.
01:20:47.000 You know what I mean?
01:20:48.000 So, for those cases, yes, we can have a separate conversation about those instances, but if you're a fucking giant corporation, don't bullshit us and tell us you can't afford to pay somebody a living wage.
01:20:59.000 Because in the case of, like, Walmart, for example, they don't pay their people a living wage, and then they dump all of their workers onto the Medicaid rolls and onto the social safety net, so taxpayers end up paying billions of dollars to support them.
01:21:13.000 Meanwhile, the people who are part of Walmart are running out the back door with all the fucking money.
01:21:18.000 Yeah, that's real.
01:21:20.000 I mean, that's kind of undeniable.
01:21:21.000 And the idea that a CEO should be able to earn that much more money than anybody else is kind of fucking crazy, too.
01:21:28.000 Like, the whole CEO position is very bizarre.
01:21:30.000 The fact that these guys get payouts when their companies go under and Wall Street bailouts.
01:21:35.000 Oh, God.
01:21:36.000 I mean, stop and think about that for a second, because I don't think that people really got how ridiculous that was.
01:21:42.000 So if you own a fucking deli or you own a dry cleaners and you go under, you know what they say?
01:21:48.000 Tough shit.
01:21:49.000 Take care, buddy.
01:21:50.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:21:50.000 But if you're part of a big bank or you're part of a fucking hedge fund that made the decisions that ended up crashing the fucking economy, not only do you not get fired, they say, in order to retain the talent of these people, we're gonna have to pay them bonuses with the taxpayer money that just bailed out the corporation that they bankrupted!
01:22:09.000 That was hilarious.
01:22:10.000 So it wasn't just that these people got bailed out, which was also very arguable, a good position to argue against it.
01:22:18.000 That's right.
01:22:18.000 I don't know what would have happened if we let the banks fail.
01:22:20.000 I don't know how catastrophic that would have been to our economy, but it's arguable.
01:22:24.000 It was a debatable point.
01:22:26.000 It's not a debatable point to give those fucking people millions of dollars of the taxpayers' money that's gone to the bailouts so that they can get that bonus that's in their contract.
01:22:34.000 Correct.
01:22:34.000 And Obama was like, well, it's in their contracts.
01:22:36.000 Well, fuck their contracts.
01:22:38.000 Their contracts are no good now because the whole company went under.
01:22:41.000 Your banks fucked up.
01:22:43.000 You guys were running the banks.
01:22:44.000 You don't get that 50 million bucks you were promised.
01:22:47.000 And here's what they don't do.
01:22:48.000 They never come out and say, okay, what we're going to do is a bailout of the people who are hurt by this.
01:22:54.000 They always go, well, what we have to do is we have to give it to the companies that just made the decisions that fucked everything up in the first place and sit down and shut up.
01:23:00.000 Yeah, and those guys are already rich.
01:23:01.000 That's what's even crazier.
01:23:02.000 You're giving rich people tons of money after they fucked up and did a shitty job.
01:23:07.000 And this goes back to why Trump seemed appealing to so many people, is because you have, you know, somebody who seems like a measured guy and a smart guy, and he said he was going to change the game, but then he also fucking bails out Wall Street.
01:23:19.000 And people look at that and they go, okay, you know what?
01:23:22.000 Fucking anything but this, okay?
01:23:24.000 Forget Hillary Clinton.
01:23:25.000 Forget the status quo.
01:23:26.000 I'll take the guy who's going to break shit.
01:23:28.000 Yeah, I definitely think there was something like that.
01:23:30.000 There was also that he didn't seem like one of them.
01:23:33.000 He seemed like something different.
01:23:35.000 Like, let's try something different.
01:23:37.000 This is a new thing.
01:23:38.000 The old thing is not working.
01:23:40.000 This whole person who talks like this, who gives these speeches in front of large groups of people, I'm going to promise you change, and hope, and dignity, and whatever else.
01:23:50.000 Vague words that mean flowery things.
01:23:52.000 Noises you like to hear.
01:23:54.000 So this gentleman, what's his name again?
01:23:56.000 The guy with the short name?
01:23:57.000 Ro Khanna?
01:23:58.000 Ro Khanna, yeah.
01:23:59.000 Ro.
01:24:00.000 What's his full name?
01:24:02.000 No idea.
01:24:03.000 I just know him as Ro.
01:24:04.000 Something crazy.
01:24:08.000 How does he speak?
01:24:09.000 Does he speak like a politician?
01:24:10.000 Or does he talk like a normal dude?
01:24:11.000 Nah, he talks like a normal dude.
01:24:12.000 Can we listen?
01:24:13.000 Very honest guy.
01:24:14.000 I want to smell him out.
01:24:15.000 If you wanna, you can find a clip, I'm sure, on YouTube or something like that.
01:24:18.000 Let's break it down.
01:24:20.000 I'm willing to fucking put my chips in this guy's corner.
01:24:23.000 Well, he's not gonna run in 2020, but he's on...
01:24:26.000 Bro, don't be a pussy!
01:24:27.000 He's on the radar.
01:24:28.000 He's got a tan suit.
01:24:29.000 It's over.
01:24:30.000 He can't do it.
01:24:31.000 Don't you remember the tan suit Obama thing?
01:24:32.000 I do, yeah.
01:24:33.000 ...to cover this event.
01:24:36.000 This is a very respectful gathering, and the purpose is very simple.
01:24:45.000 As I have had the opportunity to campaign for over a year and a half across this district, The best part has been meeting constituents.
01:24:58.000 I'm out.
01:25:00.000 This is just him going after his opponent when he was running.
01:25:02.000 If you really want to hear him talk about Medicare for all or something.
01:25:05.000 We've got to get this guy on Adderall.
01:25:07.000 We've got to get him on those pills that Trump's on.
01:25:10.000 Get him on those fucking energy pills where you really have a lot of vigor, a lot of pep in your step.
01:25:17.000 You think Trump's on pills?
01:25:19.000 100%.
01:25:19.000 You think he's on Adderall?
01:25:20.000 I think he's on something like it.
01:25:22.000 There's been a lot of reporting on it.
01:25:24.000 Really?
01:25:24.000 I didn't see it.
01:25:26.000 Well, apparently, there is a reporter that literally named the pharmacy, the Dwayne Reed pharmacy where Trump had his prescription filled, where he used to be on one form of amphetamine.
01:25:41.000 That was a diet pill.
01:25:42.000 He was supposed to be on for six months.
01:25:43.000 He was on for years.
01:25:44.000 It completely makes sense.
01:25:45.000 It does.
01:25:46.000 If you think about the amount of time that guy spent on the campaign trail.
01:25:48.000 70 some odd year old guy out there giving speeches endlessly.
01:25:51.000 Fucking energy is incredible.
01:25:52.000 Yeah.
01:25:53.000 And let me tell you something.
01:25:54.000 Everybody that I know that did Adderall, like I have a good friend.
01:25:57.000 I've done it before.
01:25:58.000 I haven't, but I have a good friend who was on it for a long time.
01:26:00.000 It's like coke.
01:26:01.000 And he got off it.
01:26:02.000 He gained 50 pounds.
01:26:03.000 He feels like it's hard for him.
01:26:05.000 But he said doctors were just handing him this stuff and that stuff.
01:26:08.000 And one doctor gave him three different amphetamines and told him, find the one that you like the best.
01:26:14.000 That's a heart attack waiting to happen if you take them all at once.
01:26:16.000 He was just jacked up on these things all the time.
01:26:18.000 And last time I saw him was like four years ago when he was jacked up on them.
01:26:21.000 And I'm like, dude, what's going on?
01:26:22.000 And he's like, I'm on this fucking Adderall.
01:26:25.000 I go, you're kind of like out of it.
01:26:27.000 He's like, yeah, I just...
01:26:29.000 So now he's back to normal, but he's like, I eat anything and I gain weight now, the whole system's all screwed up.
01:26:36.000 What is it about some people who can't have a little bit of something and experience the upsides of it without getting totally hooked by it?
01:26:44.000 Because that's something, I feel like that's something that I can do, like I could try something and then I can experience the upsides of it and not, you know what I mean?
01:26:53.000 It's a productivity thing.
01:26:54.000 So, for example, I brought you—you said you already have a bunch of—but Kratom, I wanted you to try Kratom.
01:27:00.000 Kratom's something that I have, and I always feel like it's almost like caffeine to me.
01:27:07.000 I feel like it allows me to control my consciousness better.
01:27:11.000 So if I want to make a decision to do something, I feel like if I have Kratom in me, I can focus on it more, I can be more creative, and it's just upsides of it.
01:27:19.000 You know what I mean?
01:27:20.000 Right.
01:27:21.000 Is that how you feel when you smoke weed?
01:27:22.000 Yeah, well, weed is like a bunch of different things.
01:27:26.000 It's one of the things that I like about weed that a lot of people are terrified.
01:27:31.000 One of the things that people don't like about weed is the intense, introspective...
01:27:36.000 I get paranoid.
01:27:37.000 Yeah, that's what it is.
01:27:38.000 But that, I think, is where you get growth.
01:27:41.000 Yeah.
01:27:41.000 Really?
01:27:41.000 Yeah, man.
01:27:42.000 I think that fear...
01:27:43.000 So do I have demons in my past that when I smoke it, I'm looking at that and I want to run away?
01:27:50.000 I don't want to psychoanalyze, but I feel like, from my own personal view, if I feel bad about something, if I smoke pot and then all of a sudden I remember something I did two years ago, I'm like, why did I do that?
01:28:01.000 What the fuck was that about?
01:28:02.000 I think that's an opportunity for psychic growth.
01:28:05.000 It gives me an opportunity to examine my own thoughts and try to figure out what...
01:28:11.000 Who you are at any given time is a bunch of different factors, right?
01:28:15.000 It's what's going on in your career, what's going on in your personal life, where's your health at, how stressed out, how many of these factors are outside of your control, what's the state of your success in life and all these various things, and then all those things together.
01:28:31.000 That's who you are at any given time, and it fluctuates, it moves, it goes back and forth.
01:28:35.000 And if you catch yourself at a good time and you smoke pot, you feel great.
01:28:38.000 And if you catch yourself at a point where maybe you're examining these things, like, sometimes you'll think about these various factors and you get very uncomfortable.
01:28:45.000 And when you were in a state just an hour ago where you were super comfortable about your life, now all of a sudden you don't feel good.
01:28:52.000 Like, what is that?
01:28:53.000 Well, it's probably there's some sort of subconscious thoughts and ideas that you've ignored.
01:28:58.000 And I think Ignoring those things is probably unhealthy and even though that feeling of Paranoia or whatever you want to call it.
01:29:08.000 I call it ruthless introspective thinking.
01:29:11.000 That feeling is probably healthy because it's making you examine things that you're probably pushing to the dark regions of your consciousness.
01:29:23.000 They make you uncomfortable, so you push them aside.
01:29:26.000 And I think they're better off explored and dealt with.
01:29:30.000 So I feel, I've always felt like substances that either up my mood and make me feel like I want to be very proactive and creative and busy and talkative, fine with taking something like that.
01:29:44.000 Fine with taking the opposite.
01:29:45.000 Something that relaxes me and makes me feel just at ease and calm.
01:29:49.000 But I've always, so with my limited experience with weed, because I've only smoked weed honestly maybe 8 to 12 times in my life.
01:29:57.000 You want to smoke some right now?
01:29:57.000 No, I will fucking shit myself and realize that there's millions of people watching us right now, and I'll realize that.
01:30:05.000 That happens sometimes too.
01:30:07.000 But anyway, so I've always had an issue with psychoactive substances where, so I've never tried, and all the drugs you talk about on a regular basis, like psilocybin and stuff like that, I've always been scared of them, and I always feel like The drugs that will make me see things that aren't there,
01:30:27.000 hallucinogenics, I'm just scared of them because I feel like I'll take that trip and not come back.
01:30:33.000 You know what I mean?
01:30:36.000 This is why I'm bringing it up to you because I know you disagree with that and I'm curious what you think about why I'm scared of those because with my experience with weed, most of the times I smoked it, It really was like a paranoid type...
01:30:47.000 You probably, first of all, you probably smoked too much.
01:30:50.000 I always advise people...
01:30:51.000 I'm sure I did.
01:30:52.000 I'm sure I did.
01:30:52.000 I always advise people when the first time they smoke pot, just take one little hit.
01:30:56.000 Yes.
01:30:56.000 Just a little hit, and just experience the good parts, which is like a good, weird, kind of funny feeling.
01:31:02.000 And then there's also, I feel like it's a turbocharger for your imagination.
01:31:06.000 Yes, 100% that happened, but I feel like I already have a hyperactive mind, and the path my mind will go down when I smoke weed, you know, suddenly I'm thinking about, I don't know, fucking naked Vikings,
01:31:22.000 and it's like, well, how the fuck am I thinking about all this shit?
01:31:25.000 Oh, yeah.
01:31:26.000 But it's like a shock to the system.
01:31:27.000 And did you, the first few times I smoked weed, I didn't get high.
01:31:31.000 Did that happen with you or no?
01:31:33.000 No.
01:31:33.000 No?
01:31:34.000 You got high immediately?
01:31:35.000 No, I got really high.
01:31:36.000 So I have a pretty funny story about that.
01:31:38.000 The first few times I smoked it, I thought I was cool.
01:31:40.000 I was in high school.
01:31:41.000 I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna be a cool kid and smoke weed.
01:31:44.000 So I smoked it and didn't have any effect.
01:31:47.000 And then by the third or fourth time, somebody had asked me before I had class, you want to smoke weed?
01:31:53.000 I was like, yeah, sure.
01:31:54.000 Fuck it.
01:31:54.000 Let's do it.
01:31:54.000 It didn't affect me the other few times.
01:31:56.000 Why not?
01:31:56.000 Right.
01:31:57.000 Went and smoked it.
01:31:58.000 I opened the door to come back in school.
01:32:00.000 And I start walking down the hallway.
01:32:05.000 I was like, this feels weird.
01:32:10.000 And then I'm sitting in class, convinced my eyes are probably bloodshot red.
01:32:15.000 In my mind, everybody in the room knows I'm high, and they're like, thinking like, this asshole's high.
01:32:21.000 I'm scared to death of the teacher.
01:32:23.000 So anyway, but there was a few times where I smoked weed and I had a positive experience, but it was like, all it was was just giggling non-stop with my friends to the point where we'd laugh, laugh, laugh, and then I remember one of us literally asking, hey, why the fuck are we laughing?
01:32:37.000 And somebody said, I don't know, and then we kept laughing.
01:32:40.000 Well, that's, listen, it's a good thing to laugh.
01:32:43.000 I don't think it's a bad thing, but one of the reasons why you don't remember what you were laughing, and there's a real issue with short-term memory in marijuana.
01:32:49.000 You know, it's one of the reasons why I prefer marijuana with nootropics.
01:32:54.000 I like the combination of the two.
01:32:56.000 I think they balance each other out, because the nootropics accentuate your memory, and then on top of that, the marijuana sort of fucks with your memory a little bit.
01:33:05.000 There's real issues.
01:33:07.000 I mean, marijuana, it's not 100% innocuous in terms of your, like, psychic stability.
01:33:12.000 Well, you said when you took off the month, your dreams were powerful.
01:33:16.000 Oh, yeah.
01:33:16.000 Oh, yeah.
01:33:17.000 They were way different.
01:33:18.000 They were very, very intense.
01:33:20.000 Like, within the first week, it started getting really crazy.
01:33:23.000 Yeah.
01:33:24.000 Like, intense.
01:33:25.000 Like, weird, lucid dreams.
01:33:30.000 Like, just very, very bizarre and detailed and bright and vivid.
01:33:37.000 And so you think that it's one of those things where that's not good?
01:33:43.000 So are you trying to avoid smoke weed a little less so that you don't have the effects on sleep, or do you, like...
01:33:49.000 I don't think it's bad for your sleep.
01:33:51.000 And what I've read is that what it...
01:33:54.000 God, I wish I could remember.
01:33:56.000 See if you can pull that up.
01:34:01.000 There's some positive benefits.
01:34:05.000 It just bypasses that REM sleep quicker, and you get to the deeper stages of sleep.
01:34:12.000 Because REM sleep, a lot of people think, is the deepest level of sleep.
01:34:14.000 It's not.
01:34:15.000 There's a deeper level of sleep.
01:34:17.000 The idea is that marijuana somehow or another gets you to that deeper level quicker.
01:34:21.000 There's a lot of people that I know that smoke pot before they go to bed, and it's very helpful for them.
01:34:28.000 One of the interesting things about Kratom, and why I think it's kind of similar to weed and how people use it, even though the feeling is different when they take it, Many people take it because they were addicted to opioids, and it helps them get off the pills, and on Kratom, if you have too much of it,
01:34:43.000 you just throw it up.
01:34:44.000 If you have too many opioids, you can die from an overdose.
01:34:47.000 And this is one of the reasons why the FDA is cracking down on it, because they're fucking bought by Big Pharma, and they don't want anything that's gonna compete with their fucking profits.
01:34:53.000 Yeah, there's no reason to ban it.
01:34:55.000 There's no deaths.
01:34:56.000 There's no addictive properties.
01:34:57.000 It's not something that's fucking people up.
01:34:59.000 Exactly.
01:35:00.000 So people take it for, because they had an addiction to pills, people take it for PTSD, they take it for depression, they take it for anxiety, they take it for recreational reasons, they take it to wake up in a smaller dose, they take it to sleep in a bigger dose.
01:35:12.000 It's a substance like that.
01:35:13.000 That's a weird substance in terms of like, I don't know any other substance where you take a low dose and it's a stimulant.
01:35:18.000 Opioids.
01:35:19.000 Opioids are the same thing.
01:35:20.000 If you take a lower dose of opioids, it's more of an upper.
01:35:22.000 If you take a bigger dose of opioids, it's more of a downer.
01:35:25.000 What's the rationalization for categorizing it as an opioid?
01:35:27.000 Because it affects the same receptors in the brain.
01:35:30.000 But it doesn't have the same response.
01:35:32.000 Well, that's why it's a very misleading thing that the FDA did.
01:35:36.000 Because what they're trying to do is find a backdoor way to be like, sorry, you guys can't have it because it's an opioid and it's dangerous and it's this and it's that.
01:35:42.000 But they're glossing over the most important point, which is the one that we were talking about, which is if you take too much Kratom, you just throw up.
01:35:49.000 That's not the case with opioids.
01:35:50.000 That's why people overdose all the fucking time.
01:35:52.000 And actually the bigger problem is that when people get addicted to opioids, and then because of the crackdown now, they're not prescribing as many opioids, then those same people go to the black market and they get fucking heroin.
01:36:04.000 And then when they get heroin on the black market, oftentimes it's laced with fentanyl, which is a fucking elephant tranquilizer, which then kills them.
01:36:11.000 They killed Tom Petty and Prince this year.
01:36:13.000 And Philip Seymour Hoffman.
01:36:15.000 They were speculating that the fentanyl was in his heroin, which is why he died.
01:36:18.000 Well, he had heroin.
01:36:19.000 That was heroin heroin, right?
01:36:20.000 He didn't have pills.
01:36:21.000 Oh, no, it wasn't pills.
01:36:22.000 He was doing heroin.
01:36:23.000 But the stuff that they found in Prince's system, he apparently didn't even have a prescription for fentanyl.
01:36:30.000 Oh, so you're saying somehow...
01:36:32.000 Somehow or another he got it.
01:36:33.000 I don't know.
01:36:33.000 Okay.
01:36:34.000 You know, he probably wanted something stronger.
01:36:35.000 He apparently had fucked his hips up.
01:36:37.000 Prince had done all that crazy dancing on stage in all those years.
01:36:43.000 My friend Maynard from Tool, he had to get a hip replacement from stomping on stage.
01:36:49.000 You ever see how Maynard sings?
01:36:51.000 Yeah.
01:36:51.000 When he would sing, he would just be fucking stomping on stage.
01:36:54.000 He blew his hip out.
01:36:55.000 That's crazy.
01:36:56.000 Now he's got an artificial hip.
01:36:58.000 They cut the top of his...
01:36:59.000 How old is he?
01:37:01.000 50?
01:37:02.000 51?
01:37:02.000 Shit.
01:37:03.000 The human body's so fucking fragile.
01:37:05.000 It is.
01:37:05.000 Super fragile.
01:37:06.000 And I'm gonna have to...
01:37:07.000 Everybody's gonna be like, shut the fuck up, Kyle.
01:37:09.000 You can't stop talking about Tiger Woods because I love golf and I love Tiger Woods.
01:37:12.000 But Tiger Woods is a great example of...
01:37:14.000 The guy had fucking four back surgeries.
01:37:15.000 Yeah.
01:37:16.000 Four back surgeries.
01:37:17.000 Dude, I know a lot of people that have had back surgery.
01:37:19.000 My good friend Eddie Bravo has an artificial disc in his back.
01:37:24.000 Shit.
01:37:24.000 And does he still do jujitsu and roll and stuff?
01:37:26.000 He doesn't right now because he blew his ACL out and he has to have ACL reconstructive surgery.
01:37:31.000 I mean, look, jujitsu is rough on the body.
01:37:34.000 I've had two knee reconstructions, one from Taekwondo, one from Jiu Jitsu, but then I had a third operation from Jiu Jitsu as well, so two knee surgeries from Jiu Jitsu, and I've had some significant back problems too.
01:37:49.000 Everybody gets them, just there's no way around it if you're training hard.
01:37:52.000 Your body just can only take so much.
01:37:55.000 And you were talking about the stem cells.
01:37:57.000 I saw the podcast with Mel Gibson with the stem cells.
01:37:59.000 That was fascinating.
01:38:00.000 I haven't gone to Panama yet to do that.
01:38:02.000 I've only done them in America, which apparently you can't get the same sort of potency.
01:38:07.000 But there's some new research that shows that there's some other stuff they're working on now that is, this sounds gross, but umbilical blood.
01:38:18.000 They're using blood from umbilicals of people that are just giving birth, and they're having radical healing response with this stuff.
01:38:29.000 Well, there was a study that came out a few years ago that said when you took the blood of young mice and put them into old mice, yeah, different thing, but same concept.
01:38:37.000 Yeah, that's something that erroneously was attributed to Peter Thiel, that Peter Thiel was doing that, apparently he said he wasn't, but there's a startup in Silicon Valley that does that, that offers, and guys are going there, and so like a guy would go there and some 25-year-old kid who does CrossFit every day would give up a couple of pints of blood and they'd shoot it into your system and then you'd go out there and fuck the shit out of your It can't be that simple,
01:39:01.000 right?
01:39:01.000 That's almost too simple a concept.
01:39:03.000 Just take the blood from the young people, put it into the old people, and everybody's a fucking Olympic athlete.
01:39:08.000 Maybe yes and maybe no.
01:39:10.000 That's kind of like a vampire too, right?
01:39:11.000 Isn't that like the whole theory?
01:39:12.000 A little bit.
01:39:13.000 Yeah, that's the Elizabeth Bathory thing, right?
01:39:15.000 Remember the story of Elizabeth Bathory?
01:39:17.000 No.
01:39:19.000 It's interesting.
01:39:20.000 Somebody contacted me on Twitter and told me that this story might be a distortion, even though it's sort of in the historical record.
01:39:54.000 Oh, my God.
01:39:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:39:55.000 I don't know if it's real, though.
01:39:56.000 This person who said that it was a hoax made me go, oh, okay, I could see that happening, too.
01:40:03.000 You know, where someone wanted to steal from her, so they concocted some charges.
01:40:07.000 Or it could be either or.
01:40:08.000 It could be both.
01:40:09.000 You know, who the fuck knows?
01:40:10.000 Well, with the stem cell thing, I feel like it should be here already if the evidence is as solid as the doctor was saying?
01:40:18.000 Yes and no.
01:40:19.000 The evidence is very solid that there's some regenerative properties of stem cells.
01:40:23.000 The problem is we don't have enough evidence of what the potential downsides could be and whether or not there's a very specific protocol that ensures safety.
01:40:35.000 Now, Dr. Neil Reardon is on top of all that stuff, and his books We used to have him sitting around here, but I think we put him in our little library.
01:40:42.000 His books detail all of the various studies that have shown efficacy and all the different benefits that they have.
01:40:49.000 And for a lot of people, like Mel Gibson's dad, who was 92 when he went in there, now he's almost 100. And Mel Gibson's dad was fucked.
01:40:57.000 I mean, he couldn't walk.
01:40:58.000 He was all jacked up, and it straightened him right out.
01:41:01.000 So, not to get all conspiratorial, but it may be...
01:41:05.000 Maybe, I have no idea, but maybe the reason why it's not already here is because there's some pre-existing treatment for stuff like that that they don't want to scrap.
01:41:17.000 Perhaps.
01:41:17.000 I mean, it's always possible.
01:41:19.000 I think more likely they're skeptical.
01:41:21.000 And then the FDA also wanted to categorize some stem cell preparations as a drug because you have to do something to the stem cells and then in the process of We're cultivating them.
01:41:33.000 There's some sort of a method that they do that they believe categorizes it as a drug.
01:41:41.000 I'm obviously a moron, so I'm not the right person to talk to about this.
01:41:44.000 Yeah, me too.
01:41:45.000 Yeah, but Dr. Neil Reardon is lobbying to get it passed in Texas.
01:41:50.000 Goddamn great state of Texas, hallelujah.
01:41:52.000 If anybody can do it, Texas can do it.
01:41:54.000 They don't give a fuck.
01:41:54.000 Yeah, they don't care.
01:41:55.000 They don't give a fuck.
01:41:56.000 It's barely America.
01:41:57.000 That's Texas.
01:41:59.000 It's its own thing.
01:42:00.000 I would love it if they did that.
01:42:01.000 If they did it where you could go to Texas and get those treatments.
01:42:04.000 Everybody that I know that's gone over there and gotten the treatments has had some radical positive response.
01:42:08.000 I know quite a few people that have gone there.
01:42:10.000 I know countless stories of people...
01:42:13.000 So I know somebody who got the LASIK eye surgery?
01:42:17.000 And they flew to the UK to get their version of it because their version of it is better, is superior.
01:42:25.000 And we have the older one here and they're still waiting on the approval for the new way of doing it.
01:42:30.000 Well, why would they hold back approval on that though?
01:42:32.000 That doesn't make any sense.
01:42:33.000 I don't know.
01:42:33.000 And this is what I'm saying.
01:42:35.000 I feel like in many instances, not in every instance, but in many instances, you have the pre-existing treatments that are already in place, and pharmaceutical companies make a lot of money from having those treatments already in place.
01:42:46.000 So if you try to upend the apple cart, overturn the apple cart, I mean, this gets back to the whole Kratom point.
01:42:51.000 There's a reason why.
01:42:52.000 If this is something that's basically a cure for addiction to opioids, why the fuck are we not pushing it like crazy?
01:42:59.000 And the reason is...
01:43:01.000 They don't want to stop making money off the fucking opioids.
01:43:03.000 I think that is a much more likely conspiracy, because there's just an ungodly amount of money in opioids.
01:43:10.000 Yes, look at the pill mills in fucking West Virginia, millions of pills in a town that doesn't have that many people.
01:43:14.000 Did you ever see the documentary, the OxyContin Express?
01:43:18.000 I did not know.
01:43:19.000 Oh, actually, I may have.
01:43:21.000 The one where they go to Broward County.
01:43:22.000 Yeah, I think I saw that.
01:43:23.000 They've changed the laws since then because people were going down.
01:43:27.000 I mean, it was one of the most ridiculous things they've ever had in this country.
01:43:30.000 They had a setup where they had these pain management centers.
01:43:33.000 So it's one box, right?
01:43:35.000 One building.
01:43:36.000 And in this building, there's two different doors.
01:43:38.000 One door is the doctor.
01:43:39.000 You go to the doctor.
01:43:40.000 You go, hey, man, my fucking back hurts.
01:43:42.000 And the doctor says, okay, I'll write you a prescription.
01:43:44.000 Go next door to the pharmacy.
01:43:45.000 The pharmacy only has Oxycontin.
01:43:48.000 Yeah.
01:43:49.000 It's like if you only have a hammer.
01:43:51.000 Yeah.
01:43:52.000 Everything looks like a nail.
01:43:54.000 Looks like you need a hammer here.
01:43:55.000 How am I going to chop this tree down?
01:43:57.000 I guess I'm going to fucking use a hammer.
01:43:59.000 I mean, it's fucking crazy that this was going on for so long.
01:44:03.000 And then they also, this is where it got really weird.
01:44:06.000 It wasn't just they had these pain management centers.
01:44:08.000 They also didn't have a state database.
01:44:10.000 So if you want...
01:44:11.000 We went to Dr. Jamie over there and got a prescription for OxyContin, and then you left Dr. Jamie's office with a fat bag of pills.
01:44:19.000 You could go to Dr. Joe's office and I'd give you another prescription.
01:44:22.000 And these pain management centers were all over the place in Florida.
01:44:25.000 So Florida was literally, because, I mean...
01:44:29.000 There's no other way that I could imagine that this would be done conscientiously.
01:44:33.000 I think this is all corruption.
01:44:34.000 I think the only reason why they would have no database...
01:44:38.000 We're not in the 1500s, man.
01:44:40.000 You guys could keep records of who's fucking on this shit and who's not.
01:44:45.000 There's a way...
01:44:45.000 I mean, they had records back before the internet.
01:44:48.000 There's no excuse for this.
01:44:50.000 This is, I think, intentional corruption.
01:44:52.000 And what's crazy is now the pendulum is swinging almost too far in the other direction.
01:44:57.000 Ohio Attorney General suing opioid distributors.
01:45:01.000 Now this is a good example of what I think is the pendulum swinging too far in the other direction because I have pain patients who contact me all the time and they talk about how since there's new federal regulations over the pills, what's happening is many doctors are afraid to prescribe them at all,
01:45:17.000 even when it's a legitimate pain issue.
01:45:19.000 And so people contact me and they go, I don't know what to do because I need my pills because I have severe pain problem and I've had it for an extended period of time and nobody wants to give me the pills anymore.
01:45:28.000 And they feel like they're forced to go on the black market now.
01:45:30.000 Right, right.
01:45:31.000 And now that they're eliminating Kratom, it's even more fucked up.
01:45:34.000 Exactly.
01:45:35.000 So, what is the status of Kratom currently?
01:45:38.000 Still legal.
01:45:38.000 Still legal.
01:45:39.000 Still legal, but it's a monitored substance by the FDA. What does that mean?
01:45:43.000 It basically means if they want to, they seize fucking shipments of it when it comes into the U.S. If they want to.
01:45:48.000 If they want to, exactly.
01:45:48.000 And you can't get that shipment back.
01:45:50.000 No, you can't get it back.
01:45:51.000 Then you go, fuck off.
01:45:52.000 Exactly.
01:45:52.000 Fuck off, we're gonna take your beneficial plants.
01:45:54.000 So, but it's still- thankfully it's still- it- there's still leeway.
01:45:58.000 The last time the FDA really tried to crack down on it and make it a schedule one drug, the fucking bowels of hell opened up on their face because they opened up a comments section- a comments period.
01:46:07.000 Mmm.
01:46:08.000 And like 99.9% of the comments were like, fuck you, this saved my life, you guys are fucking criminals, how dare you do this?
01:46:14.000 And then they had to back off because the comments were just so overwhelming.
01:46:18.000 So now they're trying to slowly do it again, and what's happening is they just referenced, oh, there were 44 cases of somebody who overdosed from Kratom.
01:46:28.000 Multistate outbreak of salmonella.
01:46:30.000 Right, so this is...
01:46:31.000 Infections related to kratom.
01:46:32.000 Exactly, so there were a few cases of salmonella-tainted kratom, and so the idea, there's another way they try to go, oh, we gotta get rid of it, because there's some salmonella cases.
01:46:40.000 At this time, the CDC recommends that people not consume kratom in any form, because it could be contaminated with salmonella.
01:46:46.000 We instead suggest fentanyl, which kills rhinos.
01:46:51.000 We could kill a fucking whale with an Altoid-sized piece of fentanyl.
01:46:57.000 They literally could kill a whale.
01:46:59.000 I know, yeah.
01:47:00.000 A dead whale would be fucked.
01:47:01.000 An Altoid.
01:47:03.000 No worries.
01:47:04.000 So they said there are 44 deaths linked to Kratom.
01:47:06.000 28 cases.
01:47:08.000 A few people got diarrhea.
01:47:12.000 11 hospitalizations.
01:47:13.000 Well, the story gets crazier because there were 44 cases that they cited and said, look man, 44 cases of people dying when they took Kratom.
01:47:20.000 Is that true?
01:47:21.000 Well guess what?
01:47:21.000 No.
01:47:22.000 Reporters decided, let's look into this, let's dig deeper and see what happened.
01:47:25.000 First of all, one of the cases was a suicide that they counted as a death that they're attributing to Kratom.
01:47:30.000 That's hilarious.
01:47:31.000 Another was a homicide.
01:47:33.000 That's hilarious.
01:47:34.000 So now we're down to 42. And then most of them, people had like five or six different drugs in their system.
01:47:42.000 And they're saying, ah, that's Kratom.
01:47:44.000 That's one of the things they did with marijuana and car accidents.
01:47:47.000 They were saying, oh, all these different car accidents, people have marijuana in their system.
01:47:50.000 Yeah, but they were also drunk.
01:47:51.000 Exactly.
01:47:52.000 Yeah, people are partying, man.
01:47:53.000 Right.
01:47:53.000 They're out of their fucking head, and they crash into trees.
01:47:56.000 That's not good.
01:47:56.000 So, how do you feel now that California has legalized it?
01:47:59.000 Is it...
01:48:00.000 Because you had the medical one before, and now is it more of a pain in the ass to get weed?
01:48:05.000 Because it's legalized?
01:48:05.000 No.
01:48:06.000 It's very easy to get weed in California.
01:48:08.000 It's very easy.
01:48:09.000 It's not as easy as in Colorado.
01:48:11.000 Colorado's got it down.
01:48:13.000 Colorado's got it nailed.
01:48:14.000 And they are...
01:48:15.000 Booming!
01:48:16.000 Swimming in money.
01:48:17.000 Booming!
01:48:17.000 To the point where they have to give people money back.
01:48:20.000 That's right.
01:48:20.000 They gave a check to everybody in the state.
01:48:22.000 And I love how they take a lot of the money and they divert some of it to education, some of it to substance treatment.
01:48:29.000 So they're doing the most responsible thing for it.
01:48:31.000 And like you said, they...
01:48:33.000 The tax on it, everybody's like, okay.
01:48:35.000 Yeah.
01:48:36.000 Okay.
01:48:37.000 Whatever.
01:48:37.000 Yeah, I mean, it's a high tax rate.
01:48:39.000 I think they have a 39% tax rate on recreational, and I think it's like 11% on medicinal.
01:48:45.000 But here's the thing.
01:48:46.000 It's not exorbitantly expensive.
01:48:48.000 It's a plant that grows easy.
01:48:50.000 It's not hard to grow.
01:48:51.000 It's not like some very difficult...
01:48:54.000 Grape that needs a perfect climate.
01:48:58.000 Marijuana is not hard to grow.
01:48:59.000 So there's not a lot of arguments against it for responsible adults.
01:49:04.000 And that's the thing.
01:49:06.000 Are we going to regulate responsible adult use of substances?
01:49:10.000 Because if we do, we'd be hypocritical if we didn't eliminate alcohol.
01:49:13.000 Exactly right.
01:49:14.000 It's one of the worst ones.
01:49:15.000 If you look at it objectively, you would have to say, listen, this substance, which is legal and has been legal for a very long time, is actually more dangerous than many of these ones that are illegal.
01:49:27.000 And we learn from alcohol prohibition how terrible an idea it is to just ban the substance.
01:49:33.000 Because what happened during Prohibition?
01:49:34.000 The Mafia got incredibly powerful because they're the ones selling the alcohol, they're the ones making the money, and then when you have a dispute and your product is on the black market, you know how you solve that dispute?
01:49:44.000 With fucking guns in the street.
01:49:46.000 You know how you solve the dispute if it's legal?
01:49:48.000 You go to court wearing suits and ties and you figure it out like adults.
01:49:52.000 Well, this is another thing that Trump should have recognized when he was...
01:49:56.000 Jeff Sessions.
01:49:56.000 Yeah, he's a perfect example.
01:49:58.000 That guy's a goddamn monster.
01:50:00.000 He's crazy.
01:50:01.000 He's the old school mentality of like, I was raised and it's wrong if you put substances in your body.
01:50:07.000 Well, he literally said, good people don't use marijuana.
01:50:10.000 Well, that's crazy, bro.
01:50:11.000 Yeah, casting a moral judgment on you for that.
01:50:13.000 I think there's something like 37% of the country is a regular marijuana user, so you're saying 37% of the country is bad people?
01:50:20.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:50:21.000 Come on, dude.
01:50:21.000 And this is another example, by the way, of 60% of people now want to legalize marijuana across the country.
01:50:27.000 Yeah.
01:50:28.000 So this is another issue where if the Democrats decided, let's not be fucking corrupt idiots and let's actually fight for something, do you have any idea how big of a blue tsunami there would be in the next election if every Democrat came out there and said, one of the things we're for is legalizing marijuana.
01:50:43.000 We're going to fight for that and we're not going to take no for an answer.
01:50:45.000 And we're going to make a lot of money that can go to the schools, that can go to the infrastructure.
01:50:48.000 Exactly.
01:50:49.000 And the job creation.
01:50:50.000 And these are arguments that also appeal to the right.
01:50:54.000 If you tell people on the right, hey, you guys say you love small government.
01:50:57.000 You know what's really big government?
01:50:59.000 When they knock down your fucking door and drag you out in handcuffs because you decided to tweak your consciousness slightly.
01:51:03.000 That's the biggest government imaginable.
01:51:05.000 Yeah, they kick your door down and shoot your dog because you've got a fucking bowl sitting in your coffee table.
01:51:09.000 There's so many examples of that, too.
01:51:12.000 If Trump really wanted to stop all this illegal Mexican cartel shit...
01:51:19.000 Legalize it.
01:51:20.000 Legalize it, tax it, regulate it.
01:51:22.000 Done.
01:51:22.000 You swatched the cartels.
01:51:25.000 There's no reason for them to be here.
01:51:28.000 See, this is one of the things that's so frustrating to me, doing what I do, and one of the reasons why I think shows like ours have blown up is because we're willing to say the most obvious things that everybody's thinking, but the system is dragging like fucking 50 years behind what we're talking about.
01:51:44.000 Well, you could never do the show that you do, or this kind of show, if you had like real serious advertisers and a real serious network.
01:51:52.000 And producers and executives, if you had a bunch of executives that were above you and, you know, fill in the blanks, CNBC or whatever, and their job depended upon you not saying something fucked up that was going to get the advertisers to crack down on their program, you wouldn't be able to do it.
01:52:07.000 You wouldn't have the freedom.
01:52:08.000 In fact, Cenk Uygur was on MSNBC. Sure.
01:52:26.000 Yeah.
01:52:30.000 Be partisan, be in favor of the Democrats, and support the Democratic establishment.
01:52:35.000 The whole idea of Fox News is, be partisan, support the Republicans, support the establishment.
01:52:40.000 If somebody comes along and they go, you know what?
01:52:42.000 Your whole fucking game is bullshit.
01:52:44.000 Both the parties are corrupt.
01:52:45.000 Nobody's fighting for the people.
01:52:47.000 You're ignoring the fact that only 14% of the American people even support Congress.
01:52:52.000 You're ignoring the fact that 60% of people want to legalize marijuana.
01:52:55.000 If you go and talk about real issues, that's when they step up and they go, listen, we can't have you because, you know, hey, you curse too much or this isn't palatable and it's always people above you.
01:53:06.000 Who feel like they should be able to control your content, but they don't understand the reason why the content is popular in the first place is because you're not fucking being controlled.
01:53:14.000 Exactly.
01:53:14.000 Exactly.
01:53:15.000 They're operating in this archaic format, too.
01:53:19.000 The other problem is they interrupt their show every 15 minutes for commercials, and it's just...
01:53:23.000 They break the flow of it, and then they've got fucking commercials for antidepressants and diarrhea pills and whatever the fuck else they're selling.
01:53:30.000 And it's just...
01:53:32.000 Nobody wants that.
01:53:34.000 It's an archaic version of entertainment.
01:53:37.000 And it made sense back when that was the only way to get your entertainment.
01:53:42.000 When the only way to get your entertainment was the big three.
01:53:44.000 NBC, ABC, CBS. Then Fox comes along and tosses the apple cart up.
01:53:48.000 And then you got cable.
01:53:49.000 Oh my goodness.
01:53:49.000 Now things are crazy.
01:53:50.000 Well, cable news has really opened it up.
01:53:52.000 And now you got wild shit like Fox News and all this.
01:53:55.000 And Megyn Kelly doesn't have any clothes on.
01:53:56.000 She's telling you about fucking history.
01:53:58.000 All that stuff was really an interesting thing.
01:54:02.000 Then the internet comes along, all bets are off.
01:54:05.000 100%.
01:54:05.000 And they're fucked because a guy like you, I mean, who's involved in your operation?
01:54:09.000 How many people?
01:54:11.000 3, 4?
01:54:13.000 It's hilarious.
01:54:13.000 Yeah.
01:54:14.000 Hi Lilith.
01:54:14.000 Lilith does a lot of my social media stuff.
01:54:16.000 She's awesome.
01:54:16.000 What's up Lilith?
01:54:17.000 Yeah, I mean that's nuts.
01:54:19.000 I mean, how many fucking people would be involved in the Ryan Seacrest show?
01:54:23.000 Forget it.
01:54:24.000 Hundreds, right?
01:54:25.000 And the fact that when you keep something...
01:54:27.000 I don't know why I said Ryan Seacrest.
01:54:28.000 Yeah, he's so irrelevant.
01:54:29.000 When you keep something small and close to the chest, I feel like that's when you can mold it and make it your own.
01:54:34.000 When it becomes a giant big operation and 43 hands are in it, well then all of a sudden it feels like it's stale and detached and not connected to anything real that people can relate to.
01:54:44.000 No, I've been involved in that kind of stuff before.
01:54:46.000 I know what happens.
01:54:47.000 There's too many cooks in the kitchen, everything gets fucked up, and everybody's also trying to justify their position, which is almost unnecessary.
01:54:54.000 I mean, there's so many positions.
01:54:55.000 When you work on a television set and you see how many people are just standing around, you go, oh, why are there so many jobs?
01:55:03.000 Why are there so many people working?
01:55:05.000 Well, a lot of it is like they've kind of created these jobs to justify their position.
01:55:09.000 And then when there's meetings, those people all have an idea that they want to change.
01:55:15.000 Change this or tweak that and so they can say that was my idea and that justifies the role well It was my idea to tell Kyle that he's got to stop doing this and start doing that and we got Kyle to wear a suit and he Pushed back, but I was right.
01:55:27.000 I was right You know like there's all that kind of shit that happens on these goddamn TV sets and it ruins the the individual idea like a person's There's no way you're going to get a real,
01:55:44.000 unique, individual point of view if you have so many people tweaking and adjusting and restricting and demanding that a person behave a certain way or dress a certain way or stay to a certain topic.
01:55:57.000 You have to keep within these very clearly defined parameters.
01:56:01.000 Where was it worst for you?
01:56:04.000 Which show?
01:56:05.000 Was it The Man Show, when you did The Man Show reboot?
01:56:07.000 That was a disaster.
01:56:08.000 Yeah, that was a disaster for a bunch of reasons.
01:56:09.000 But one of the reasons why that was a disaster was because Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake decided to pull Janet's booby out on TV. Oh, and so they cracked down and started being very PC. Oh, and everything.
01:56:20.000 They were terrified of everything.
01:56:21.000 But that's...
01:56:22.000 Also, you have a bunch of people, again, that aren't comedians, they don't know what's funny, and they're trying to impose their idea of what's funny and what's not.
01:56:31.000 You have a lot of that on television now.
01:56:33.000 You have a lot of these people that aren't necessarily comedians, but they might be like super progressive, social justice warrior types, and now they're trying to push that kind of comedy as being what everybody likes.
01:56:44.000 And then that shit gets to...
01:56:46.000 You know, Jamie's hometown of Columbus, Ohio, and these people are like, what the fuck are you feeding me?
01:56:51.000 And then meanwhile, like we were talking about before the podcast, a guy like Joey Diaz comes around, and everybody's like, that's it.
01:56:56.000 That's what we want.
01:56:58.000 The realest guy in the world.
01:57:00.000 He's a perfect example, too, because for the longest time, I was trying to tell people, for the longest time, like I had agents, former agents of mine, that would tell me, you've got to stop working with that guy.
01:57:11.000 Literally the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.
01:57:14.000 He's not funny.
01:57:15.000 It's so easy to see he's like a diamond in the rough in how unique he is and how just straightforward he is.
01:57:23.000 Yeah, he's a genius.
01:57:24.000 He's a comedy genius.
01:57:26.000 I think he's the funniest in terms of like...
01:57:28.000 He might not be the very best joke writer of all time, but in terms of being the funniest, I think he's the funniest person that's ever lived.
01:57:35.000 I've seen everybody.
01:57:36.000 I've seen almost everybody either live or on video.
01:57:39.000 I don't think anybody's ever been funnier than Joey.
01:57:41.000 I've seen Joey some nights at the Ice House or some nights at the Comedy Store hit levels of ridiculousness.
01:57:48.000 I don't think I've seen anybody in his whole thing.
01:57:51.000 I mean, he's a goddamn human cartoon.
01:57:53.000 His voice, his cartoon, the way he looks, the shit he says, the way he moves.
01:58:00.000 And forever, they were telling me that that guy's not funny, this is not good, this guy can't work, and he wasn't getting work other than character work in movies.
01:58:08.000 But then the internet came along, and then people got to know him on podcasts.
01:58:12.000 And that's what really made Joey...
01:58:15.000 And you knew that everybody who was telling you that was working backwards from their conclusion.
01:58:19.000 That they had this idea in their mind of what somebody who's popular is supposed to be, and he didn't fit that mold because he's too rough around the edges and he curses too much and he talks about eating ass and all that shit.
01:58:30.000 And then you knew, no, I know innately, I look at this guy and he touches something in me, so I know this is going to connect with other people.
01:58:38.000 I'm out there in the clubs, and I'm watching Joey go on stage and crush.
01:58:43.000 So them telling me he's not funny, I'm like, you're out of your mind.
01:58:46.000 Yeah, you're just wrong.
01:58:47.000 I've seen it.
01:58:47.000 Not only that, I'm a fan of comedy.
01:58:50.000 I'm not just a fan of things that are gross.
01:58:53.000 In fact, if someone's gross and it's not well done, it's appalling to me.
01:58:59.000 I know when people are just being gross for the sake of trying to get a reaction, it's annoying.
01:59:05.000 Yeah, sure.
01:59:06.000 It's like it's bad on your brain, especially when you hear it more than once.
01:59:10.000 It's grating.
01:59:11.000 Joey's not doing that.
01:59:13.000 He's being himself, and I was watching him kill over and over and over again, and having these people tell me that it's not good.
01:59:20.000 And then podcasts came along.
01:59:22.000 You know, seven, eight years ago, people got to know him, and then now when we have him on, it's like always one of our highest rated shows.
01:59:29.000 A million views in a minute.
01:59:30.000 Always.
01:59:31.000 So, and I was telling you before the podcast too, and I'll tell Joey if he's watching, Joey, you don't need guests on your podcast.
01:59:38.000 I really like it when it's just Joey and Lee and they just talk.
01:59:41.000 I like that too, but I like Joey with guests too.
01:59:43.000 I just like Joey.
01:59:45.000 I'm gonna direct and produce Joey's stand-up special.
01:59:47.000 Oh, that's great.
01:59:48.000 We couldn't get anybody to do it.
01:59:50.000 It's just like, they still don't get it.
01:59:53.000 Like, there's a lot of people that still don't get it.
01:59:55.000 And I'm hoping they get it when we put something together.
01:59:57.000 But we're gonna film something at the Ice House.
01:59:59.000 Okay.
02:00:00.000 And I'm gonna put it all together.
02:00:02.000 Yeah.
02:00:02.000 And I'm gonna direct it and produce it and the whole thing and just...
02:00:05.000 Have someone edit it and just put it together and just make the ultimate Joey Diaz comedy special so people could know and I'm we're gonna do a shitload of shows too because that's the other thing like When a comic has to do one show, ready?
02:00:18.000 Here, Kyle, this is your one moment to be funny.
02:00:20.000 And it's going to be seen forever.
02:00:22.000 It's like you smoking pot and realizing millions of people are talking.
02:00:25.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:00:27.000 That's sort of what it's like for a comic to do a special.
02:00:31.000 So you do one, you get it in the can, you feel loose, then you get that second one, you're like, oh, we got it.
02:00:36.000 And then you do the third one, you're like, now we really got it.
02:00:38.000 And then you do the fourth one.
02:00:39.000 That fourth one is generally like a real comedy show.
02:00:42.000 Sure.
02:00:42.000 Like where there's no concern, no worries, no issues.
02:00:45.000 Sure.
02:00:45.000 Well, the evolution of stuff is interesting, because it's almost impossible to start something and just get it.
02:00:51.000 Like, it requires a lot of time, a lot of effort, a lot of cultivation, a lot of attention, and, you know, it's that book, I forget who wrote it, but the idea of you have to do something for 10,000 hours or whatever the fuck it is.
02:01:03.000 Is that Gladwell?
02:01:04.000 No.
02:01:05.000 That might be Malcolm Gladwell.
02:01:07.000 But that's true.
02:01:08.000 And you know what?
02:01:09.000 What I say is even if, let's say you don't get there with whatever you're trying to do, you're definitely going to be better after those 10,000 hours.
02:01:16.000 And also, you might learn a lot about yourself and a lot about what you're capable of and a lot about dedication and discipline if you just stick with something.
02:01:24.000 And I've always said, you know, people like to shit on one-dimensional people and act like, you know, you're not supposed to do that.
02:01:32.000 You're supposed to be well-rounded and this and that.
02:01:33.000 But, you know, again, to bring up Tiger Woods, how the fuck do you think he got good at golf?
02:01:37.000 You know how he got good at golf?
02:01:38.000 By only fucking playing golf.
02:01:40.000 Yeah.
02:01:40.000 And he was able to find something that he got so fucking good at and create meaning in his life and also use that to develop different parts of your personality.
02:01:49.000 And it's...
02:01:51.000 I'm in favor of people doing whatever they think...
02:01:57.000 Suits their creative pursuits.
02:01:59.000 Don't feel bad if you're somebody whose all I do is this one fucking thing.
02:02:02.000 Right.
02:02:03.000 Okay, but you can get really fucking good at it.
02:02:04.000 Even if it's some shit like playing video games.
02:02:06.000 Okay, go be the fucking best video game player in the world.
02:02:09.000 Right.
02:02:09.000 Might as well if that's what you're really good at and you can do the time and put in the work.
02:02:13.000 Especially if you enjoy that.
02:02:14.000 And there's something about getting...
02:02:16.000 Did you ever see Jiro Dreams of Sushi?
02:02:19.000 No.
02:02:19.000 Really interesting documentary.
02:02:21.000 One of the weirdest things about it is that there's a term...
02:02:24.000 That the Japanese use for someone who does something over and over and over again, even a simple task and becomes a master at it.
02:02:33.000 Do you remember what that term was, Jamie?
02:02:36.000 Remember that?
02:02:37.000 This is one guy in the film.
02:02:39.000 At first I was very skeptical.
02:02:41.000 Like, I'm not watching a fucking movie about a dude who makes sushi.
02:02:44.000 Cuts the fish, he puts it on the rice.
02:02:45.000 But then when you see what really goes into it.
02:02:47.000 It's a Shokunin, I think.
02:02:49.000 How do you say it?
02:02:50.000 Shokunin.
02:02:52.000 Shokunin, yeah.
02:02:53.000 And that is, what is the definition of that?
02:02:55.000 What do they call it?
02:02:57.000 What is the actual...
02:02:59.000 Tradesman?
02:03:01.000 Well, that's...
02:03:02.000 No, it was like someone who practices something methodically, meticulously, forever, until they get it.
02:03:12.000 And this guy was just making an egg dish.
02:03:14.000 This like really simple, fluffy egg dish.
02:03:17.000 I mean, and he, you know how you get those, you know how you get sushi sometimes and it has that little piece of egg on it?
02:03:22.000 I don't eat sushi.
02:03:23.000 You don't eat sushi?
02:03:24.000 You don't eat pussy either?
02:03:26.000 Shut this fucking camera off.
02:03:28.000 This guy's an asshole.
02:03:30.000 The pussy one I'll deal with, the sushi I'm not dealing with.
02:03:36.000 Anyway, this guy was like almost in tears because he finally reached this state where the guy was like, yeah, this is the way to make the egg dish.
02:03:44.000 The mastery of one's profession.
02:03:46.000 Oh, shokunin.
02:03:47.000 A lot of different things I'm seeing for definition.
02:03:49.000 Oh, okay.
02:03:50.000 Shokunin.
02:03:51.000 Mastery of one's profession.
02:03:52.000 And that this is this thing that this guy had been studying the art of making sushi, like the properly aging of the fish, which I didn't even know.
02:04:00.000 I thought the fish was fresh.
02:04:02.000 I thought that was the move.
02:04:03.000 Yeah, really?
02:04:03.000 If it's aging?
02:04:04.000 No, they want to.
02:04:05.000 They age it in refrigerators for long periods of time.
02:04:08.000 I would have never guessed that they did that with fish.
02:04:10.000 Me too.
02:04:11.000 You do that, obviously, with meat.
02:04:12.000 Everybody knows about dry-aged meat.
02:04:14.000 You're literally letting the bacteria break down the meat over long periods of time.
02:04:18.000 But what's interesting is, you would never guess that there are so many different angles to doing something as simple as making that dish.
02:04:25.000 Right, you'd never guess.
02:04:26.000 But there's so much that goes into it, and if you care enough to look at all the nuances of it and to really get into the specifics of it, then you can create something that has meaning to you and really can develop you as a person.
02:04:39.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:04:39.000 There's something in that where you're exploring your own potential for getting good at things.
02:04:47.000 Right.
02:04:48.000 That's what you're doing.
02:04:49.000 You're exploring what's keeping this guy from making this perfect egg dish, and how does he nail it?
02:04:54.000 Is it a timing issue?
02:04:56.000 Is it a...
02:04:57.000 I mean, is he getting the ingredients correct?
02:05:00.000 I don't know what ingredients are in this egg dish, but I don't know why I'm even using that.
02:05:04.000 But for anything, there's some exploration of these ideas.
02:05:09.000 What is this?
02:05:09.000 Kaizen.
02:05:10.000 That's the word you were thinking of?
02:05:11.000 Oh, that's the word.
02:05:12.000 Continuous improvement.
02:05:14.000 A long-term approach to work that systematically seeks to achieve small, incremental changes in processes in order to improve efficiency and quality.
02:05:25.000 Kaizen.
02:05:25.000 But I think it was Shokunin.
02:05:27.000 Yeah, the Shokunin definition said, like, the definition of tradesman isn't good enough, but there's more deeper meaning when you get into, like, the Japanese culture.
02:05:36.000 Ah, okay.
02:05:36.000 So either one of those folks.
02:05:37.000 Yeah, both of them together probably.
02:05:38.000 Yeah.
02:05:39.000 I actually think that this topic that we're talking about right now, this is one of the main reasons why Jordan Peterson got very popular.
02:05:46.000 Is because Jordan Peterson, he talks a lot about stuff that other people take for granted about self-improvement and like getting your own shit together.
02:05:55.000 Right.
02:05:56.000 And so that was like a market that was waiting to be served for so long where people wanted to have a little bit of direction and structure and framework as to how do I go about doing that.
02:06:05.000 Yeah.
02:06:05.000 And then this guy comes along, and he's very well-spoken, and he can kind of break that down for people.
02:06:09.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:06:10.000 And also, he exemplifies a lot of those traits we were just discussing.
02:06:15.000 He was talking about his first book, and one of the things that he said is that it took him 15 years to write the book.
02:06:23.000 The 12 Rules book?
02:06:24.000 No, the first book.
02:06:25.000 Oh, the first book.
02:06:25.000 The first book was on the Cold War.
02:06:27.000 And he was talking about how he went over every sentence to see if it can be improved or criticized meticulously.
02:06:35.000 Do you do that with your podcast?
02:06:38.000 Do you listen back or no?
02:06:39.000 Because they're wrong.
02:06:39.000 Sometimes.
02:06:40.000 Sometimes.
02:06:41.000 Especially if I fucked up.
02:06:42.000 If I fucked up, I'll listen.
02:06:43.000 Or if I said something I know that could be a bit, said something ridiculous, well, I'll have to go back and sort of mine it.
02:06:50.000 Yeah, I'll do that.
02:06:52.000 Or, you know, if some people say something that's really intense, like the David Goggins podcast, I plan on listening to that one again because it was so inspirational.
02:07:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:07:00.000 I turned it on.
02:07:01.000 These guys talking about how he ran 374,000 miles.
02:07:05.000 And meanwhile, I'm like, great, I'll be on Joe's show next week talking about chronic masturbation.
02:07:10.000 Well, he's, I mean, he's intense.
02:07:13.000 Intense, it's not a good enough word.
02:07:15.000 It's like we need a shokunin word for intensity.
02:07:20.000 But also, you could get a lot out of that.
02:07:24.000 There's something about inspiration in that form, like the exemplified form.
02:07:28.000 There's a term that the Koreans use for a Taekwondo instructor.
02:07:33.000 It's sabonim, and it means one who leads by example.
02:07:36.000 And there's something about a guy like that that really does practice what he preach.
02:07:53.000 I think you said that after the podcast, right?
02:07:56.000 You were like, I'm in the gym, fuck this.
02:07:57.000 I just want to go do something, man.
02:08:00.000 There's something about guys like him that are very, very valuable to us.
02:08:04.000 And I think people get real cynical about the idea of inspiration because there's so many ridiculous, like, not to single out girls because there's guys who do it too, but there's some funny shit about girls who just stick their butt out on Instagram and they have all these, like, motivational quotes.
02:08:18.000 Well, you know, Corin and I were talking about it before.
02:08:21.000 It's amazing how many Kim Kardashian clones exist now.
02:08:25.000 I mean, and even in her own family, I don't know all the names of them, but one of the younger ones, it's like she went to the plastic surgeon and she was like, I want to look like Kim.
02:08:33.000 And they just give her the same face.
02:08:36.000 What the And the butt thing is the most disgusting thing.
02:08:39.000 Where they're taking fat and stuffing it into their ass and they develop this diaper butt.
02:08:44.000 I mean, there's a lot of people out there with diaper butt.
02:08:47.000 I met a girl the other day that had diaper butt.
02:08:48.000 She was at the comedy store and I couldn't look away.
02:08:51.000 I was like, what is happening to her butt?
02:08:53.000 Because I knew it wasn't real.
02:08:54.000 I knew she had these spindly legs.
02:08:57.000 Yeah, the skinny legs and then the...
02:08:59.000 Well, if a girl has a big, like, hips and a, right.
02:09:03.000 Remember R. Crumb comics?
02:09:04.000 Do you remember R. Crumb comics?
02:09:05.000 You know who R. Crumb is?
02:09:06.000 R. Crumb, there was a great documentary called Crumb, and it's about this guy who's this, like, really eccentric, perverted cartoonist from the 1970s.
02:09:15.000 And he would always draw these women with these enormous legs and enormous butt.
02:09:21.000 But they weren't fat.
02:09:23.000 They were just...
02:09:23.000 It was voluptuous.
02:09:24.000 Well, no.
02:09:26.000 It's past voluptuous.
02:09:27.000 Into, like, super-athlete DNA. Like, if you could get that girl and make some male babies with it, you would have a fucking ultimate warrior.
02:09:36.000 Like, see that woman?
02:09:38.000 Like, there.
02:09:38.000 Perfect.
02:09:39.000 Yeah.
02:09:39.000 How to have fun with a strong girl.
02:09:41.000 And you see R. Crumb, that's actually him.
02:09:43.000 Let's say Ronnie Coleman legs.
02:09:44.000 Yeah, that's actually him with his boner, because he was this really frail, dorky guy, and he's got this image of this woman who just looks like a tank.
02:09:53.000 She has these giant muscle legs and big boobs, but not like ridiculous stripper boobs, but more like just super alpha DNA female boobs.
02:10:06.000 Yeah.
02:10:07.000 He was a freaky guy.
02:10:09.000 Like, look at him.
02:10:09.000 He's got socks.
02:10:10.000 I mean, that's who he was.
02:10:12.000 Like, look at the one above that, Jamie.
02:10:13.000 The one to the right, yeah, right there.
02:10:15.000 Oh my goodness.
02:10:16.000 This is what he used to draw.
02:10:17.000 He was always drawing these enormous, powerful women.
02:10:21.000 This guy was definitely into getting dominated by...
02:10:23.000 Oh, yeah.
02:10:24.000 He would just shove his whole head in their pussy or something.
02:10:26.000 Sure.
02:10:27.000 Like, look at him riding one.
02:10:29.000 I guess he's supposed to be having sex with them.
02:10:31.000 Yeah, and this guy definitely nutted in like two seconds.
02:10:33.000 Yeah.
02:10:33.000 Oh, man.
02:10:34.000 Look how he's choking them in these cartoons.
02:10:36.000 Like, he's always choking them.
02:10:37.000 Like, you literally couldn't have an R. Crumb today.
02:10:40.000 That looks kind of like Woody Allen, too.
02:10:43.000 Oh, yeah.
02:10:43.000 Well, see if you can find a video of him.
02:10:47.000 R. Crumb.
02:10:48.000 The documentary is fascinating.
02:10:50.000 I think he wound up moving to France or something like that.
02:10:54.000 I think he wound up leaving America.
02:10:58.000 But there's actually, if you go to video, you'll find there's video of him.
02:11:03.000 But that was the guy.
02:11:05.000 He's a really fascinating guy.
02:11:08.000 That's not him.
02:11:09.000 It looks just like him on the right.
02:11:12.000 Not on the right.
02:11:13.000 Oh, that's not him?
02:11:14.000 Definitely not on the right.
02:11:15.000 Okay.
02:11:15.000 Maybe it's him on the left.
02:11:16.000 Is that him?
02:11:18.000 Oh, there it is.
02:11:19.000 Oh, yeah.
02:11:21.000 He just looks odd.
02:11:22.000 It's because he's holding up that picture.
02:11:24.000 Yeah.
02:11:24.000 Maybe it's also because I'm looking at him now as an older man.
02:11:27.000 Yeah.
02:11:28.000 A lot of the video that I've seen was him.
02:11:31.000 It bothers me to look at him and think, like, that guy has a strong sex drive.
02:11:36.000 Like, oh, that's, yeah, you can see that.
02:11:37.000 He might not.
02:11:38.000 He might just save it up for every couple weeks.
02:11:40.000 And draw one of those cartoons and beat off to it.
02:11:42.000 Or find a gal.
02:11:44.000 Yeah.
02:11:44.000 Suitable.
02:11:45.000 Exactly.
02:11:45.000 Pay somebody to sit on his face.
02:11:47.000 Strange, strange character, though.
02:11:49.000 It doesn't matter, Jamie.
02:11:50.000 It's okay.
02:11:50.000 What's that?
02:11:51.000 He did Fritz the Cat, too?
02:11:53.000 Yeah.
02:11:53.000 Yeah, he did Fritz the Cat.
02:11:54.000 He did a lot of pretty famous...
02:11:58.000 Animated or cartoon, comic book type things.
02:12:01.000 But they were all like cartoonish, like features.
02:12:04.000 Everybody was weird.
02:12:05.000 Yeah.
02:12:05.000 And you think Kim has now made that, that that's the standard butt?
02:12:08.000 No, but that's different.
02:12:09.000 See, this is like a real, like those women's asses that R. Crumb drew, I'm not justifying his stuff, but they were freak DNA specimens.
02:12:18.000 Sure.
02:12:18.000 Like those women had giant thighs and giant asses, and that's who they were.
02:12:22.000 Mm-hmm.
02:12:23.000 Whereas with Kim, she's got those spindly knot...
02:12:27.000 Yeah, like her butt is this...
02:12:29.000 They're just...
02:12:30.000 It's a surgical creation.
02:12:32.000 Like there's pictures of her...
02:12:35.000 They're online that make it look good, but they're all photoshopped.
02:12:38.000 And we found out about that because she got paparazzi'd when she was in Mexico.
02:12:41.000 They caught her on the beach.
02:12:43.000 Yeah, I think that was the one that they were showing right there.
02:12:44.000 No, no, it's way grosser than that.
02:12:45.000 Way grosser.
02:12:46.000 They caught her wandering around the beach and they took photos of her, like real paparazzi photos.
02:12:52.000 She would have fake paparazzi photos where she would hire paparazzi to take photos of her and then she would photoshop them up.
02:12:58.000 And they made it look like everything was in place.
02:13:00.000 But it's not.
02:13:02.000 Yeah.
02:13:03.000 It's a disaster.
02:13:04.000 This is what it really looks like.
02:13:06.000 Yeah.
02:13:07.000 What's that?
02:13:08.000 Okay, so if the legs match the ass, I'd be totally fine with that.
02:13:13.000 Yeah, but even that ass is a distortion.
02:13:16.000 There's so much going on there because you're not supposed to have that much fat in one place.
02:13:22.000 A girl who has an ass like that has legs to match it.
02:13:26.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:13:26.000 If the legs match the ass, I'd like it.
02:13:29.000 But the legs throw it off because it's little twig legs and then you got the obnoxiously large ass.
02:13:34.000 It's a bad message.
02:13:37.000 It's like those guys that shoot synthol into their muscles to get fake muscles.
02:13:41.000 It's the same thing.
02:13:42.000 That's not a real ass.
02:13:44.000 I know.
02:13:44.000 Just like those synthol muscles are not real muscles.
02:13:47.000 They're so obviously fake.
02:13:49.000 So is that butt.
02:13:49.000 Yeah, because of the legs though.
02:13:50.000 But if the legs matched it, I'd be like, that's nice.
02:13:53.000 Yeah, but it wouldn't match it.
02:13:54.000 It's just not possible.
02:13:56.000 I've seen some where it matches...
02:13:58.000 Yeah, but not like that.
02:14:01.000 Just...
02:14:01.000 The whole thing is a disaster.
02:14:03.000 It's just...
02:14:03.000 Have you ever watched the show?
02:14:04.000 Yeah, there's a synthol guy.
02:14:05.000 Look at that poor guy.
02:14:06.000 Look at his neck.
02:14:07.000 He's like, I'm nailing this shit.
02:14:08.000 Yeah, look at his neck.
02:14:09.000 I got this shit on lock.
02:14:10.000 Oh my god, look at this guy.
02:14:11.000 He looks like he's got tits.
02:14:12.000 He does.
02:14:13.000 I mean, these guys wind up getting horrible infections, too.
02:14:16.000 Sometimes they get gangrene and shit.
02:14:19.000 They say that there's an actual thing.
02:14:21.000 Oh, my God.
02:14:22.000 They say how there's an actual thing called bigorexia.
02:14:25.000 Like, there's anorexia and there's bigorexia.
02:14:27.000 Body dysmorphia exists with...
02:14:29.000 I mean, there's people that have body dysmorphia in terms of their facial features.
02:14:34.000 They just can't stop tweaking their nose.
02:14:36.000 Did you hear about, I read an article about how somebody was like, I know I'm supposed to have a hand here, but it feels so fucking foreign that, and there's been multiple recorded cases of this, where they will shove their fucking hand in dry ice so that they can get it amputated,
02:14:52.000 so that afterwards they can say, look, I'm free, I finally feel normal.
02:14:55.000 And they say that to them it feels like, if I had a fucking third hand just growing out of here, I'd feel like that shit doesn't belong.
02:15:02.000 Right.
02:15:02.000 There are some people where they feel like their hand doesn't fucking belong.
02:15:06.000 And what that shows is like the variation in human psychology is so fucking broad that it's scary because when you really digest that that exists, you also can understand how, well, there's monsters out there too who want to fucking massacre people and they dream about that shit and that's how they get their rocks off.
02:15:23.000 Yeah, the human mind varies so much.
02:15:26.000 There's so many different paths that thoughts can go down, and there's so many different weird pathologies that the mind is capable of.
02:15:35.000 But the idea that you would think that you're supposed to be handicapped, and you're not handicapped, so you want to chop off a foot or something like that.
02:15:43.000 It's really...
02:15:44.000 I mean, it's not common.
02:15:46.000 I shouldn't say it's common, but it's definitely documented.
02:15:50.000 So let me ask you, what's your take on...
02:15:53.000 If somebody's transgender and they want the surgery, and let's say they're either in the military or they're in prison or something like that, is that something that you think should be provided for them or no?
02:16:11.000 That's a good question.
02:16:13.000 I haven't really thought about it too much.
02:16:15.000 I don't think so.
02:16:16.000 I don't think that's an elective surgery.
02:16:20.000 And people would say, no, it's not an elective surgery.
02:16:22.000 But you think that other people should pay for that?
02:16:25.000 Boy, I don't know.
02:16:27.000 I don't know what it is.
02:16:28.000 I don't have it.
02:16:29.000 Okay?
02:16:30.000 So, if I was gonna say, I know why people are transgender.
02:16:34.000 They're transgender because of body dysmorphia.
02:16:36.000 They're transgender because of gender dysmorphia.
02:16:38.000 They're transgender because of this, because of that, because of abuse, because of, you know, they're easily susceptible to suggestion.
02:16:47.000 I would just be talking out of my ass.
02:16:48.000 I don't really know.
02:16:50.000 I would imagine, though, that there is a broad spectrum of reasons why someone becomes transgender.
02:16:56.000 Some of them being that they literally have the wrong programming in their brain.
02:17:01.000 Some of them being that they could have thought that they were a fucking wood elf.
02:17:05.000 I mean, or that they...
02:17:06.000 That's the furry shit is the weird shit.
02:17:08.000 Oh, that's weird.
02:17:09.000 But the furry shit, too, is like...
02:17:11.000 I've talked to some furries because we were kind of goofing on furries.
02:17:14.000 Oh, no, other kin.
02:17:14.000 I'm sorry.
02:17:14.000 I'm thinking of other kin.
02:17:15.000 That's the shit I'm thinking of.
02:17:16.000 The other kin shit is nuts.
02:17:17.000 But there's also people that identify with being a six-year-old girl.
02:17:21.000 I mean, there's been documented cases where people identify as being much younger than they are and they think they should be able to have sex with young kids.
02:17:26.000 So I feel like, so on the transgender one, I feel like for a very long time, I don't think I understood it at all.
02:17:33.000 And then I think I finally got it when it was explained to me like, okay, imagine that you as a straight, you know, cisgender male.
02:17:44.000 Don't use that term.
02:17:45.000 Whatever it is.
02:17:45.000 Don't give it power.
02:17:46.000 Don't do it.
02:17:47.000 Okay.
02:17:47.000 As a white male, let's say I walk outside and I'm forced every time I go outside to wear a fucking wig and lipstick and high heels and a fucking dress.
02:17:55.000 Right.
02:17:55.000 And I'd be mortified because this is not who the fuck I am and why am I wearing this shit.
02:17:59.000 Right.
02:18:00.000 So, if you think...
02:18:01.000 The first point you made, which is, hey, maybe they were just born with the wrong programming, that they're born biologically male, but they really feel like they're a woman or vice versa.
02:18:09.000 So if that's the case, and it's basically like torture for them to not...
02:18:13.000 Be the other thing.
02:18:15.000 Well, then I kind of understand that, and I'm in favor of them being able to get that surgery.
02:18:19.000 Where they lose me, not transgender people, but where I get lost in this whole conversation is like the gender fluidity one.
02:18:27.000 Like, I was a male, now I'm a woman, and now I'm a man again, and then I'm a woman again, and then I'm a man again.
02:18:31.000 Well, maybe you're just a fucking idiot.
02:18:33.000 That's the thing.
02:18:34.000 At a certain point, there are things that are real, and there are things that are not real.
02:18:38.000 And I feel like It delegitimizes the ones that are real when you go too goofy and too far and you try to pretend like gender fluidity is a thing.
02:18:46.000 Well, isn't it what we were talking about earlier when we were talking about left-wing people versus right-wing people that in the term left-wing people, anybody can join.
02:18:55.000 And you're going to get people like the green-haired people that were...
02:18:58.000 Disrupting Heather Hying's speech because she was saying there's a difference between men and women.
02:19:02.000 You're going to get those nutty fuckers and then you're going to get people that are just reasonable people that happen to be progressive.
02:19:08.000 You're going to get that with gender fluidity.
02:19:10.000 You're going to get that with people that are transgender.
02:19:12.000 You're going to get that with people that are...
02:19:15.000 You're just going to get a wide variety.
02:19:18.000 It's very difficult to nail things down and decide.
02:19:21.000 But for everybody who looks at that and then gets turned off to that and says, you know what, I align more with the right wing because of that culture stuff, I get that feeling over the culture issues.
02:19:32.000 But again, the point that I would make to them is, just don't forget that...
02:19:39.000 Right.
02:19:43.000 Right.
02:19:56.000 If you focus on those issues, the economic issues, the substantive issues that change people's lives, then, you know, I think that one can look at the culture issues as almost like a diversion because it really is a gateway to other ideas that I think are terrible.
02:20:14.000 So I think the idea of people on the left calling out That goofiness is a good thing so that you can redirect them and be like, well, this is what I actually stand for.
02:20:25.000 This is what people who are on the left and want to improve people's lives really want to fight for.
02:20:31.000 Yeah, I was talking to Douglas Murray about this yesterday, and there's this thing where everyone was forced to say that Caitlyn Jenner is beautiful.
02:20:40.000 Like, you couldn't just accept that she was a woman.
02:20:42.000 You were forced to say that she was beautiful and that she's a hero.
02:20:45.000 And that's where you get the gateway to the right, because people go, if that's what you're going to tell me represents the left, then go fuck yourself, because you're just not being, you're not telling the truth.
02:20:54.000 Yeah.
02:20:54.000 So, and it's, I don't, I hate the thing where it's like we have to care more about feelings than what's accurate.
02:21:02.000 Right.
02:21:02.000 Right.
02:21:03.000 I don't know why.
02:21:04.000 There needs to be a giant wave on the left of the take-no-bullshit approach to stuff.
02:21:11.000 Well, I think when it comes to the transgender thing, too, you need to be open to All avenues of this discussion.
02:21:21.000 And one thing that I think we need to be open to, we need to think very carefully about why it is that someone needs surgery to be themselves.
02:21:30.000 Why it is that someone needs exogenous hormones that aren't native to their biology to be themselves.
02:21:37.000 Like someone who wants to take estrogen as born a male.
02:21:40.000 If you feel that you're a woman, or you feel that you're in the wrong body, Does it make sense that nature wants you to get surgery?
02:21:53.000 Does it make sense that nature wants you to take hormones that don't exist in your body?
02:21:57.000 This is a rational area of contention and discussion.
02:22:02.000 This is something that people should talk about.
02:22:07.000 Is forced to wear lipstick and high heels and makeup and walking down the street but that's not who you are, wouldn't that frustrate you?
02:22:13.000 Yes, it would.
02:22:14.000 But it doesn't necessarily conversely work where you are walking down the street without lipstick and high heels and makeup and you're saying, that's what I'm supposed to have.
02:22:22.000 Well, no, because that's not real.
02:22:25.000 Like, lipstick is something you choose to apply.
02:22:27.000 High heels are something you choose to wear.
02:22:29.000 No one's forcing you to not have those things on.
02:22:33.000 So you saying that those things are what you really are.
02:22:36.000 Well, no, you're adding those things to you.
02:22:38.000 What you really are is you.
02:22:39.000 No makeup, naked, wake up in the morning, take off your clothes.
02:22:42.000 That's who the fuck you really are.
02:22:44.000 If you say that you should have the right to wear makeup and the right to wear lip, of course.
02:22:49.000 You should have the right to get your face tattooed like a Maori.
02:22:51.000 You should have the right to do whatever the fuck you want.
02:22:54.000 But that that's who you really are.
02:22:56.000 That that's somehow your true self.
02:22:58.000 There might be an underlying psychological issue there that's relevant.
02:23:02.000 And to discuss that puts you in this category of being transphobic or insensitive or right-wing.
02:23:09.000 I don't think that's accurate or fair.
02:23:11.000 Because I think this is a real weird issue.
02:23:14.000 It's very weird.
02:23:15.000 And I think the only people that truly understand it are the people that are going through it themselves.
02:23:20.000 The people that actually have it.
02:23:21.000 And we can call upon those people to explain it to us, but you get a broad spectrum of answers from those people as well.
02:23:28.000 So what if it is kind of like depression in a way?
02:23:34.000 So if you give chemical assistance to somebody who's going through depression, everybody goes...
02:23:39.000 Right, good, because you want that person to feel like they're happy and normal.
02:23:42.000 I don't necessarily even think that that's good.
02:23:44.000 I think exhaust all other possibilities first, including exercise and diet.
02:23:48.000 Sure, sure, but there are examples of people who do have that genuine chemical imbalance.
02:23:53.000 They do, but why do they have that genuine chemical imbalance?
02:23:57.000 I had Johan Hari on the podcast.
02:23:59.000 I saw that.
02:24:00.000 I saw that, yeah.
02:24:00.000 And he makes a lot of really good points about, like, what is it that's happening in your life?
02:24:05.000 Sure.
02:24:05.000 Is it your situation with your relationship, your career, your life, your health?
02:24:10.000 All these different things need to be taken into consideration instead of just putting some duct tape over it in the term of these SSRIs and all these different psych medications that they're handing out just as easy as they're handing out OxyContin.
02:24:22.000 They're passing these fucking things around.
02:24:24.000 Sure.
02:24:25.000 Overpushed off for sure.
02:24:26.000 And they radically affect your conscience.
02:24:27.000 We're good to go.
02:24:44.000 And they tried a whole bunch of different antidepressants.
02:24:46.000 They finally got me on one that worked.
02:24:48.000 And then she says, like, listen, I want people to understand.
02:24:50.000 You need to look at this like treatment.
02:24:53.000 Look at it like, you know, hey, I've got a fucking disease and they've got to give me antibiotics in order to feel better.
02:24:57.000 The problem with that is real scientists and doctors disagree with that.
02:25:01.000 And I don't know if she exhausted every other possibility.
02:25:03.000 And Cara, she worships at the throne of science.
02:25:07.000 And she thinks that this is the way to handle it.
02:25:09.000 And she might be right.
02:25:10.000 It also might be possible that if she had rigorous exercise on a daily basis, cleaned up her diet, and did a bunch of other things, that maybe that would be just as effective, if not more.
02:25:19.000 I don't know.
02:25:20.000 I don't know.
02:25:21.000 I don't know what she's done.
02:25:22.000 But I think that automatically assuming that this blanket statement called depression, which could be, what does that even mean?
02:25:30.000 You're not happy with your station in life.
02:25:31.000 What does that mean?
02:25:32.000 You're not happy with your body.
02:25:33.000 What does that mean?
02:25:34.000 I don't know what it means.
02:25:35.000 I mean, you tell me that you have it, you know what it is when you have it, but how do you know that what you have is the same as what that guy has, or what she has, or what other people have?
02:25:43.000 We don't know.
02:25:44.000 But what we do know is, the human body reacts in very different ways when it's well fed, with nutrients, And when you exercise on a daily basis, you flood your body with the natural endorphins that come from that exercise.
02:25:58.000 When you surround yourself with a loving community, when you engage in things that are rewarding to you, all these things have a very positive effect on the way your mind works as well as the way your body feels.
02:26:09.000 The way your body feels has a positive result on the way your mind works.
02:26:12.000 To think of either one, of being independent of each other, I think is ignorant.
02:26:16.000 It's the same thing.
02:26:16.000 Sure.
02:26:17.000 It's all the same.
02:26:19.000 I'm not a depressed person, but I feel way better after I exercise.
02:26:22.000 Oh, of course.
02:26:23.000 There's science on that that says when you exercise, when you eat right, of course you're going to definitely get a boost in your mood.
02:26:29.000 But it's hard to do, and that's why people like to take a pill.
02:26:32.000 That's totally true.
02:26:33.000 And they also like to justify their actions.
02:26:35.000 When people take a pill, and that pill's effective, they go, well, this is my thing, this is what did it for me, it worked for me.
02:26:40.000 They're like, okay.
02:26:41.000 But at what cost?
02:26:43.000 Can you orgasm anymore?
02:26:45.000 There's a lot of shit that happens to people that when they take those fucking things, they really fuck them up.
02:26:49.000 Sure.
02:26:49.000 So if you're making the point that they're over-prescribed and people rely on them too much and it's part of the culture in a negative way, totally agree with you.
02:26:56.000 Yes.
02:26:56.000 If we look at the example of, say, paranoid schizophrenia, where it's somebody who literally sees shit that's not there and it's a genuine psychological disorder where they need a very powerful drug like Seroquel or something like that.
02:27:08.000 Right, right.
02:27:09.000 So, in the case of transgenderism, what if it's more analogous to a mental state that's as real as that?
02:27:16.000 You know what I mean?
02:27:17.000 Right, but is the solution surgery?
02:27:19.000 Sexual reassignment surgery?
02:27:21.000 And how do we even know?
02:27:22.000 I don't know, but then this gets back to the point you made about the personal freedom angle of it, where they say, you know what, I'm going to do this and this is what I want to do.
02:27:28.000 I definitely think they should have personal freedom to do it, just like they think they should have personal freedom to get their fucking nose pierced and do whatever you want to do.
02:27:35.000 But, should you have to pay for it?
02:27:37.000 Well, then that gets into the broader conversation about who should pay for medical coverage, period.
02:27:42.000 Right.
02:27:43.000 But is this an elective thing?
02:27:45.000 Like, how about girls that identify with a girl who has big tits?
02:27:48.000 I identify as a girl who has big tits, and I have little tits.
02:27:51.000 So you're saying the line is fucking blurry.
02:27:53.000 Well, it's certainly blurry, because it's the same thing.
02:27:55.000 It's the same thing in terms of you don't like your physical state, and you want someone to change it.
02:28:00.000 And if you say you would be happy if you had D cups, but you have A cups, and you're convinced this is the key to your happiness, how is that any different than a person, and you could get mad at me all you want, but we're talking about the physical state.
02:28:12.000 Sure.
02:28:13.000 The physical state of someone.
02:28:14.000 Like, how can you say that the only way to fix this, or how could you not offer that up as a possible avenue that these people can pursue it?
02:28:25.000 If there's any surgery that can help you and you want other people to pay for that surgery, just because it pertains to gender doesn't mean we have to automatically acquiesce.
02:28:36.000 I don't think that's rational.
02:28:38.000 And when it comes to breasts or other various elective surgeries, I strongly feel that people should pay for those themselves.
02:28:46.000 Sure.
02:28:47.000 Well, absolutely.
02:28:47.000 When it comes to The example you give about breasts, totally agree 100%.
02:28:53.000 But why is that different than sex change?
02:28:55.000 I'm not saying it is.
02:28:56.000 I'm not saying it is either.
02:28:57.000 I'm just saying, if that is the case where, and by the way, I haven't read the science on this, but I'm sure there has been science on this, and they've answered the question as to whether or not doing that surgery is effective.
02:29:10.000 Well, it's not.
02:29:11.000 Here's the problem.
02:29:12.000 There's a massive, massive suicide rate.
02:29:14.000 It's over 40%.
02:29:15.000 Even post-operation.
02:29:17.000 I was going to say, am I wrong in my assumption that pre-operation, that's when more of the suicides are versus post-op?
02:29:22.000 I don't think it changes.
02:29:24.000 I'm pretty sure.
02:29:25.000 Let's be accurate about this.
02:29:28.000 Suicide rates pre-post-transgender sexual reassignment operations.
02:29:32.000 I am pretty sure that it's very similar, that it doesn't change.
02:29:36.000 And then there's also...
02:29:37.000 Is it causation versus correlation, right?
02:29:39.000 Is it because they were depressed, because they were in the wrong body that led them down this road, and now here they are, and they just can't get past it?
02:29:45.000 Even after they have the surgery, they're still bummed out.
02:29:47.000 They're not accepted by society.
02:29:48.000 As a woman, even if they become a trans woman, they're still not accepted by society.
02:29:52.000 And could that be changed by us being more open-minded and loving and caring and accepting?
02:29:56.000 Right.
02:29:56.000 Is it nature?
02:29:57.000 Is it nurture?
02:29:57.000 Is it the environment?
02:29:58.000 Is it innate in the person?
02:30:16.000 I don't know what it is.
02:30:17.000 Yeah, I don't either.
02:30:18.000 Then wouldn't it actually be a medical condition where the treatment should be paid for?
02:30:22.000 It's a good question.
02:30:23.000 Is that the correct treatment for gender dysphoria?
02:30:26.000 Is that the correct treatment for someone who thinks that they should have no hand?
02:30:29.000 Should you chop that hand off?
02:30:30.000 What do you think?
02:30:31.000 I don't know.
02:30:32.000 Should you chop a penis off?
02:30:33.000 I don't know.
02:30:34.000 Well, that's what Caitlyn Jenner did.
02:30:36.000 Did she?
02:30:36.000 Wait, did she get it?
02:30:37.000 Yeah, she did eventually.
02:30:37.000 But the most hilarious statement after she did that, she said...
02:30:41.000 That she is no more of a woman now than she was before.
02:30:44.000 Well then, hey, definitely keep your dick.
02:30:47.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
02:30:49.000 If you were still a woman before and pretty much everybody accepted you as a woman.
02:30:52.000 I'm the same now, which is why I did this really radical thing.
02:30:54.000 Like, no, well, you did...
02:30:55.000 Admit that you did that for a reason that you really wanted to do it, and now it's different.
02:30:59.000 I mean, I don't know.
02:31:00.000 Maybe street cred led her to have the operation to just fully get...
02:31:04.000 I mean, she's fully accepted by that community and become a spokesperson by the community.
02:31:08.000 But you know what?
02:31:08.000 It's funny because she's...
02:31:11.000 She's super right-wing on other issues.
02:31:12.000 Remember when she went on- Gay marriage!
02:31:14.000 Yeah, she was like, I'm very traditional.
02:31:16.000 Yeah, you're traditional, I'm sure, yeah.
02:31:18.000 Yeah, I'm very traditional.
02:31:20.000 So a lot of people in the trans community were like, you know what, fuck her, because she was out there arguing, I forget, it was gay marriage was one of them.
02:31:26.000 Yeah, it was gay marriage.
02:31:26.000 But then there was another one where she was talking about economics, and she was, you know, like, pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
02:31:30.000 It's like, you fucking privileged prick, how much money do you have for just sitting around all day and getting paid from the Kardashians?
02:31:36.000 She's a male Kardashian.
02:31:37.000 She always was.
02:31:39.000 That's what she always was.
02:31:40.000 She's on that fucking frivolous, ridiculous show, and she became a really bizarre side note in pop culture.
02:31:47.000 And that's what's going on.
02:31:48.000 I mean, when you listen to her talk, she's like one of the worst spokespeople ever for the trans community.
02:31:51.000 And a lot of trans people say that.
02:31:53.000 They're like, we don't want her as...
02:31:54.000 Because they're, you know, if you...
02:31:56.000 Trans people are individuals.
02:31:58.000 Yes.
02:31:58.000 So you have to look at people like they're individuals.
02:32:01.000 And when somebody's put out as this is a leader of this movement, then it's like...
02:32:06.000 There's way better examples.
02:32:07.000 The woman who created Sirius Satellite Radio.
02:32:09.000 She also created a satellite navigation system.
02:32:12.000 She used to be a man.
02:32:13.000 In fact, she's a very, very brilliant person.
02:32:15.000 I interviewed her for SyFy, for that Joe Rogan Questions Everything show.
02:32:20.000 She created a model of her wife.
02:32:23.000 They actually had babies together, and then she became a woman.
02:32:26.000 And they stayed together.
02:32:28.000 And she created a robot of her wife, and she's constantly programming it and changing it and adding new language and new vocabulary to it.
02:32:40.000 And she thinks eventually, as technology improves, she's going to be able to recreate her wife in a robot form.
02:32:45.000 By the way, another great example, Brianna Westbrook is...
02:32:49.000 What does it say?
02:32:50.000 The uncomfortable truth that many surveys, including the 2011 Swedish study, indicate that suicide rates remain high after sex reassignment surgery.
02:32:57.000 The Swedish study reports that people who have had sex reassignment surgery are 19 times more likely to die by suicide than is the general population.
02:33:05.000 To be fair, to be fair, I see the sources LifeSite News, which is a very, very right-wing.
02:33:09.000 That's true, but the National Center for Transgender Equality reported in 2014 that 40% of the people who identify as transgender have attempted suicide.
02:33:17.000 Very well may be true.
02:33:18.000 I'm just saying...
02:33:18.000 That's the National Center for Transgender Equality.
02:33:21.000 They were just breaking up this article here, which is the study.
02:33:24.000 Oh, PLOS1 is legit.
02:33:26.000 Okay.
02:33:26.000 That's true.
02:33:27.000 That's legit.
02:33:28.000 But they're reporting facts from studies.
02:33:31.000 And I mean, this is pretty well established that there's a high suicide rate amongst transgender people pre and post reassignment surgery.
02:33:39.000 Okay.
02:33:40.000 But again, we go back to the same thing.
02:33:42.000 It doesn't necessarily mean that they couldn't be happy if they weren't just fully accepted by society.
02:33:47.000 I mean, I don't know.
02:33:48.000 I think Caitlyn Jenner's probably happier because she gets a shitload of attention now.
02:33:51.000 She was in the shadow of, oh, I'm over here.
02:33:54.000 Guys, I'm over here.
02:33:55.000 Now she's front and center of fucking Vogue magazine.
02:33:59.000 Yeah, a lot of attention.
02:34:00.000 Speaking of people who would be a better example and a better face of the transgender movement, Brianna Westbrook is a candidate who's running for office.
02:34:08.000 And there's actually a special election today, and she's running for Congress.
02:34:11.000 And she's really inspirational.
02:34:14.000 I know about her because I founded Justice Democrats, which was a group that was going to primary corporate Democrats and run candidates who take no corporate PAC money.
02:34:22.000 And she's one of the candidates.
02:34:24.000 And what you find is, the people who are really respectful are the people who, like, she happens to be transgender, but she's not putting that front and center.
02:34:35.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:34:36.000 She's a person.
02:34:37.000 She's a person, exactly.
02:34:38.000 And she's going, here are the things I believe in, and I think this will improve everybody's lives, and I'm going to run on these issues.
02:34:42.000 And it's not like, hey, I'm transgender, and if you don't vote for me, then you're a bigot.
02:34:46.000 Right, right, right.
02:34:47.000 That's a very good point.
02:34:48.000 And I think open-mindedness is incredibly critical in our wide, diverse society.
02:34:54.000 And when people push back against that, it creates all sorts of giant problems.
02:34:59.000 And I just think it doesn't matter.
02:35:02.000 You should be able to do whatever you want to do.
02:35:03.000 And if it doesn't affect you, why do you care?
02:35:05.000 I think we should be really, really, really careful about what we do to children, though.
02:35:10.000 Yeah, I saw your conversation on that recently, and I think you made a bunch of good points.
02:35:14.000 Like, when is it okay to...
02:35:16.000 To say, you know what, okay, if you want to do the surgery now, you can do the surgery.
02:35:20.000 Well, going back to Heather Hying and Eric Weinstein, there was an article that I believe Brett Weinstein put up on his Twitter yesterday, or maybe it was Heather.
02:35:35.000 But they were discussing this real problem with kids who are really young where it becomes a trendy thing to think that they're in the wrong gender and then they get reinforcement from their very progressive friends who also get excited about this idea and then to intervene surgically or chemically when your body's still in development.
02:35:58.000 You're 13 or whatever the fuck you are.
02:36:01.000 You don't know what you are yet.
02:36:02.000 And you should be able to give yourself a chance to grow and develop.
02:36:06.000 But there's a lot of people that disagree, including people that are already transgender, that, in my mind, they're probably more supportive of it because they want more people to do it.
02:36:15.000 Like, Steven Crowder had this weird thing where he and Jared, that guy that he does his show with, went to this meeting and they were talking about, they just did this undercover film thing, where they were talking about their six-year-old.
02:36:26.000 Like, is that too young to transition him?
02:36:28.000 And they're like, no.
02:36:29.000 Matter of fact, studies show that it's a good time to do it.
02:36:33.000 And that you could transition back if he changes his mind.
02:36:36.000 And he was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
02:36:38.000 No, you can't.
02:36:39.000 You're using hormone blockers in a kid.
02:36:41.000 You're going to radically affect the way that kid develops as a grown adult.
02:36:43.000 Yeah, I don't know what line is the proper line.
02:36:48.000 Adulthood.
02:36:48.000 Adulthood.
02:36:49.000 Is it 16?
02:36:50.000 No.
02:36:50.000 Is it 18?
02:36:51.000 Is it 21?
02:36:52.000 I think it's probably 25. I think it's fully developed frontal cortex.
02:36:55.000 So the only problem I have with that is, like, I want...
02:36:57.000 I hate the fact that we have all of these different lines in society.
02:37:01.000 Like, okay, you have to be this age to drink.
02:37:02.000 You have to be this age to get tobacco.
02:37:04.000 You have to be this age for porn.
02:37:05.000 Well, I think a lot of those lines are incorrect.
02:37:07.000 And I think science will show that the frontal lobe is not fully developed until you're 25 years old.
02:37:13.000 But should you also not be able to vote until you're 25?
02:37:15.000 Really?
02:37:16.000 Yes.
02:37:16.000 Yeah, I think so.
02:37:17.000 I don't think I agree with that.
02:37:17.000 Why?
02:37:18.000 Those green-haired fuckers that were in Heather Hying's speech, they were all like 19 and goofy.
02:37:22.000 They're going to look back at that video someday and go, what the fuck was wrong with me?
02:37:25.000 Yeah, listen, there's a lot of idiots, of course.
02:37:27.000 They're growing their own vegetables and they have to work for a living.
02:37:30.000 But that's the thing, is that those people are assholes, too, and also not that smart.
02:37:33.000 Some of them.
02:37:34.000 Some of them, of course.
02:37:35.000 Some of them.
02:37:35.000 Some of them are just young.
02:37:37.000 You know, in my mind, I think we should just draw a clean line at 16 for everything.
02:37:41.000 Oh, God, no.
02:37:42.000 You can fight for your country.
02:37:43.000 Why not?
02:37:43.000 What do you want to have, Kylie Jenner as a fucking president?
02:37:46.000 Because I don't...
02:37:46.000 There's a lot of them, man.
02:37:47.000 I don't want to baby kids.
02:37:48.000 I don't want to baby them either, but I don't think really radical choices should be up to them when their brain's not fully developed.
02:37:55.000 When you're 16, you're so young.
02:37:58.000 You don't think about it because you're 30. When did you first drink?
02:38:01.000 Uh, it was definitely before I was 21. At a party, I was in high school, I don't know, somewhere around then.
02:38:07.000 Somewhere in your teens?
02:38:08.000 Yeah.
02:38:08.000 So then should you be locked up for that?
02:38:09.000 No, not locked up, but it shouldn't be legal.
02:38:13.000 I shouldn't be able to go into a liquor store and just buy a pint of Jack Daniels.
02:38:16.000 But in Europe, I don't think they have any age laws in Europe for alcohol and stuff, right?
02:38:19.000 Am I wrong about that?
02:38:20.000 I think there is.
02:38:22.000 I think it's fairly young.
02:38:24.000 Maybe wine and things along like that.
02:38:26.000 I think, first of all, having things that are forbidden definitely accentuates the desire to have them.
02:38:32.000 We know that.
02:38:33.000 Sure.
02:38:33.000 Telling a kid that cigarettes are bad, you can't have cigarettes, they want to smoke cigarettes.
02:38:36.000 They want to be rebels.
02:38:37.000 They want to drink.
02:38:38.000 They want to do things that the adults do.
02:38:41.000 And what age for sexual consent?
02:38:42.000 I mean, we obviously can't do 25 for that.
02:38:44.000 Right, right.
02:38:45.000 So you have to draw a reasonable line where you say, okay, enough people have developed to the point where they're physically mature.
02:38:52.000 But there's a big difference between sex, which I don't think is a bad thing.
02:38:56.000 I don't think it's a disastrous thing.
02:38:58.000 So you don't mind the different lines?
02:38:59.000 Well, I think people should be allowed to have sex with each other when they like it.
02:39:03.000 Like, I think kids should be able to give each other the massage.
02:39:06.000 A 17-year-old boy and a 17-year-old girl should be able to make out, and they should be able to fuck if they want to.
02:39:11.000 I think it's our job to responsibly educate them about birth control and about consent and about...
02:39:18.000 And also, you know, there's...
02:39:21.000 Different styles of parenting.
02:39:22.000 Some people grow up in horrible households where the dad's misogynist, there's no mom, and this kid's gonna have a fucked up idea what women are.
02:39:31.000 Same could be said about women or girls who grow up with a hateful mother who hates men.
02:39:36.000 I mean, you have a lot of weird shit that you have to get over as you become an adult, as you move out of the nest and you become your own person, establish your own ideas based on your life experiences and education, what you've learned from all the other people that you've interacted I mean, it's not a hard,
02:39:53.000 fast rule, but I think there's a big difference between that and voting on what happens with our future, what happens with war, what happens with...
02:40:01.000 There's so many things that a 16-year-old kid is just not ready for.
02:40:05.000 So, but, like, again, I think my counterargument to that is, but there are a lot of fucking 68-year-old idiots out there, too.
02:40:12.000 It's true.
02:40:12.000 And we don't try to delegitimize their vote because...
02:40:15.000 I think we should.
02:40:16.000 But anytime you have a system where you say, ah, well, you're an idiot so you can't vote, it's always inevitably just flipped back to be used against the poor in society.
02:40:24.000 So how do you fix that?
02:40:25.000 So, well, look, I mean, there's a great quote from Winston Churchill.
02:40:29.000 I think he said, democracy is the worst form of government except for all others.
02:40:33.000 Yeah, that's a great quote.
02:40:34.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:40:34.000 And that's like, so that's kind of what we're talking about here.
02:40:36.000 And in terms of drawing the line, I don't know, I just feel like there's something right about drawing one line and saying everything over this.
02:40:42.000 But I do hear you, like, it is true that sex is a very different thing from voting.
02:40:46.000 Yes.
02:40:46.000 I don't think we should regulate sex except for adults having sex with minors.
02:40:50.000 I agree, 100%.
02:40:51.000 When I was 17, my girlfriend was 16, and I remember I turned 18 and she turned 17. And there was a year you were a criminal.
02:40:58.000 Yeah, someone told me that if we kept having sex that I would go to jail.
02:41:01.000 I was like, what the fuck?
02:41:02.000 Are you serious?
02:41:03.000 This is madness.
02:41:04.000 Yes.
02:41:05.000 I mean, we've been banging it out for 11 months now.
02:41:07.000 If we could stop now...
02:41:09.000 It makes no sense.
02:41:10.000 Yeah, I was really nervous.
02:41:11.000 I was like, what if I go to jail?
02:41:12.000 I don't think that works that way.
02:41:14.000 I don't think they put you in jail for that.
02:41:15.000 Yeah.
02:41:16.000 I remember how bad I felt when I was in high school and I was smoking weed, and I felt like, if I get fucking caught doing this shit...
02:41:22.000 I'm gonna go to jail forever!
02:41:24.000 But then you think about it, and it's like, hold the fuck on.
02:41:26.000 Right.
02:41:26.000 Bill Clinton, I smoked, but I didn't inhale, and Barack Obama was part of the fucking choom gang or some shit.
02:41:33.000 What?
02:41:34.000 He was part of this thing called the Choom Gang, where he would smoke weed.
02:41:39.000 There's a picture of him smoking weed on the internet.
02:41:41.000 I think it's a cigarette.
02:41:42.000 You sure?
02:41:42.000 I'm pretty sure.
02:41:43.000 Okay, because he did smoke weed a lot.
02:41:45.000 He admits it.
02:41:45.000 Yeah, he did smoke weed a lot.
02:41:46.000 And then, you know, I think there were charges of Bush use cocaine, and then Obama said he did a little bit of cocaine.
02:41:50.000 Yeah.
02:41:51.000 So what drives me fucking crazy is that you have these guys who did all these things, they know damn well that what they did at the time was just experimentation, there was nothing morally wrong about it, and now we have a system where we lock up fucking thousands of people, millions of people over the same shit?
02:42:05.000 Meanwhile, they became president when they did that?
02:42:07.000 You're ruining lives.
02:42:08.000 Well, not only that.
02:42:08.000 I mean, the eight years that he was in the office, how many people were locked up for marijuana?
02:42:13.000 Exactly.
02:42:14.000 Exactly.
02:42:15.000 A lot.
02:42:15.000 Yeah, not just for selling, but for recreational use in certain states.
02:42:19.000 There were people who have life sentences as a result of nonviolent drug offenses.
02:42:24.000 Yeah.
02:42:24.000 Now, to Obama's credit, towards the end of his time in office, he started doing pardons and commutations of those sentences.
02:42:30.000 But the thing that drives me crazy, again, to get back to one of my main points here, is I hate the fucking incrementalism and gradualism moving towards the thing that we all know is the right answer.
02:42:38.000 We all know the right answer is to legalize it and fucking let every single non-violent drug offender out of prison and fucking apologize to him.
02:42:43.000 Not only that, the hypocritical nature of having all this coincide with the pharmaceutical industry selling opioids that are killing people at a radical rate.
02:42:51.000 While they take contributions from them.
02:42:53.000 Yes.
02:42:53.000 It's fucking crazy.
02:42:54.000 I mean, they're literally a part of a drug dealing enterprise.
02:42:57.000 I remember my grandma on my dad's side.
02:43:00.000 I remember she passed away a while ago, but I would go to her place and look at her fucking medicine thing.
02:43:07.000 There were 70 different kinds of pills.
02:43:10.000 I was like, holy fuck, she's getting zonked out of her mind on a regular basis.
02:43:16.000 That's the whole point of it.
02:43:17.000 And I'm not even begrudging an older person who's like, fuck it, I'm checking out, let's just give me all the pills you want.
02:43:21.000 But my point is, if that's going to be the mentality for them, why the fuck would you lock up poor people for smoking weed or doing cocaine or whatever the case is?
02:43:30.000 Yeah, I don't think anybody could rationally argue that.
02:43:32.000 I mean, it just seems at this stage of the game, especially when it comes to things that are non-toxic or non-fatal, things like marijuana or kratom, there's no argument against it.
02:43:43.000 It doesn't make any sense.
02:43:43.000 Especially when you could go right down the street, you could go to the CVS and buy enough liquor to kill yourself instantly.
02:43:50.000 Exactly.
02:43:50.000 Easily.
02:43:51.000 Easily.
02:43:52.000 Right here.
02:43:53.000 That table right over there will kill you.
02:43:55.000 Yeah, if you drink all that, for sure.
02:43:57.000 Yeah, there's a table over there with a big bottle of Gentleman's Jack, there's a couple of bottles of whiskey, there's some whiskey from some place in Bakersfield, and a big jug of wine.
02:44:05.000 Dead.
02:44:05.000 Drink all that shit, dead.
02:44:07.000 100%.
02:44:07.000 So, sorry to change topics so abruptly, but I'm from New York.
02:44:11.000 The bagels here are fucking terrible.
02:44:13.000 Yeah, is that the water?
02:44:14.000 I don't know.
02:44:15.000 Must be.
02:44:15.000 I was like, this isn't a bagel.
02:44:16.000 This is like a fucking piece of stale bread.
02:44:18.000 Yeah.
02:44:19.000 I think it's the water.
02:44:20.000 I think it's the moisture in the air, too.
02:44:22.000 I wonder if the bagels are better in Seattle.
02:44:24.000 Is it moisture up there?
02:44:25.000 Right?
02:44:25.000 It's wet.
02:44:26.000 And then I'm going to try the pizza.
02:44:28.000 I'm going to try the pizza, I think, today here.
02:44:30.000 Don't do it.
02:44:31.000 I'm going to do it just because I got to compare, man.
02:44:34.000 I got to compare.
02:44:35.000 But for my whole life, I heard, like, New York pizza's the best.
02:44:37.000 Where do you live now?
02:44:38.000 Do you live in the city?
02:44:39.000 No, I live just outside of the city.
02:44:40.000 I live in Westchester County still, but not in New Rochelle anymore.
02:44:42.000 Yeah, it's better pizza for sure.
02:44:44.000 Do you used to go to Nicky's Pizza right down the street from White Plains Billiards?
02:44:47.000 I think I've only been there once, but there's one next to that called Mario's.
02:44:51.000 Have you ever been there?
02:44:52.000 I don't think so, no.
02:44:53.000 Executive Billiards, if you walked out of Executive and take a right in White Plains, Nicky's was on the right-hand side, but I heard Nicky's burnt down.
02:45:00.000 Okay.
02:45:01.000 I never had white pizza before, until I went to Nicky's, and I had white pizza.
02:45:06.000 I'm like, holy shit, this is one of the greatest things humans have ever created.
02:45:09.000 When you were there, was there the strip of bars developed yet in White Plains, or no?
02:45:15.000 It's hard to remember.
02:45:16.000 There were some bars there for sure, but...
02:45:18.000 There were old dive bars and shit?
02:45:19.000 All we would do is go play pool.
02:45:21.000 Yeah.
02:45:22.000 There it is.
02:45:23.000 Nicky's.
02:45:23.000 Is it still there?
02:45:24.000 It's still there.
02:45:25.000 I think it's still there.
02:45:25.000 What's those signs?
02:45:26.000 What's that stickers on the door?
02:45:28.000 Why is that shit on the door?
02:45:29.000 The right, to the right of that.
02:45:30.000 It looks like there's closed down...
02:45:32.000 Yeah, look.
02:45:33.000 It's got yellow tape.
02:45:33.000 I mean, I think I was there like two years ago, so...
02:45:36.000 I mean, it could have closed since then.
02:45:38.000 I think that's...
02:45:39.000 Mario's Pizza in White Plains is the...
02:45:41.000 You have to try to...
02:45:42.000 Oh, it is open.
02:45:42.000 So it is open now.
02:45:43.000 Also, they must have...
02:45:44.000 Did it burn down and then they rebuilt it?
02:45:46.000 Because that was yellow tape over the door, like police tape.
02:45:49.000 It looks different now.
02:45:50.000 Oh, yeah, they cleaned it up.
02:45:51.000 Fucking goddamn, if they have the same recipe, run, do not walk.
02:45:56.000 Run to Nicky's and get some of that white pizza, or any of their pizza.
02:45:59.000 So, speaking of your crazy stories about at Executive Billiards and all the crazy characters you met there, my friend Coren and I, when we were in high school, we would go play poker at these basically underground spots in New Rochelle, and they were either...
02:46:14.000 Like Rounders, like the movie with Matt Damon?
02:46:16.000 Kind of, but they weren't Russian.
02:46:17.000 They were either like weird, fake mafioso dudes or real mafioso dudes.
02:46:22.000 We couldn't tell the difference.
02:46:23.000 We didn't know, because they all talk like this, and they're like, hey, Jimmy, get me a fucking Diet Coke.
02:46:27.000 All they would do is sit there and smoke cigarettes the whole time.
02:46:29.000 And so we played cards there, and we had some friends who did well, and me and my friend probably lost money overall.
02:46:37.000 But there was years later, I was watching, I turned on the TV, it just happened to be a local news report.
02:46:43.000 Learned that one of the guys who was there got his fucking hand chopped off right in front of the place.
02:46:52.000 And I was like, well, we were in over our fucking heads now, weren't we?
02:46:56.000 We were in high school.
02:46:57.000 I know.
02:46:58.000 Why'd they chop his hand off?
02:46:59.000 For stealing?
02:47:00.000 I'm sure they were real mafia guys and there was some sort of, you know?
02:47:05.000 That's dark.
02:47:05.000 Chopping a person's hand off is fucking rotten.
02:47:08.000 What if they gave it to him?
02:47:09.000 Here, go get the soda back on, bitch.
02:47:11.000 But what's funny is they were fucking, even though they're mafia guys, they were fucking, like, they were really nice to us.
02:47:17.000 We're little high school kids.
02:47:18.000 I knew a lot of mafia people who were gentlemen.
02:47:20.000 The thing is, like, you just can't be in the wrong situation.
02:47:24.000 You can't owe them money.
02:47:26.000 You can't be in a situation where they can get money out of you, where they can extort money from you, you know?
02:47:31.000 Yeah.
02:47:31.000 And if you were running a business or anything where they offered you protection or any of that kind of shit, like, you're fucked, man.
02:47:37.000 And that's why...
02:47:39.000 Gambling should be fucking legal, because it's illegal, push it underground, now those guys run it, and then people get their fucking hands chopped off.
02:47:45.000 Right, yeah.
02:47:46.000 Well, yeah, in Vegas, they just, what do they do, they kick your ass, put you in jail?
02:47:50.000 Then Vegas used to run the mob, or the mob rather used to run Vegas.
02:47:53.000 Oh, they used to run fucking everything.
02:47:54.000 Yeah.
02:47:55.000 Even half of fucking Hollywood, I'm sure, was financed with mobster money.
02:47:59.000 Well, you know, we've talked about that many times, that Ciro's Nightclub was owned by Bugsy Siegel.
02:48:03.000 That's the comedy store.
02:48:05.000 There you go!
02:48:05.000 Yeah.
02:48:06.000 That used to be a total mob-run joint, and...
02:48:09.000 To this day, I don't believe in ghosts, but I go to the belly room.
02:48:14.000 I've gone to the belly room several times with my friends.
02:48:16.000 Like, over the 20 years that I've been there, we go by ourselves.
02:48:19.000 When it's dark, just stand there.
02:48:21.000 What do you think?
02:48:21.000 Feel anything?
02:48:22.000 I'm fucking scared!
02:48:23.000 Hug me!
02:48:23.000 Hug me!
02:48:24.000 I'm gonna run!
02:48:25.000 I don't believe in ghosts at all, but I think energy is real.
02:48:28.000 And I don't know whether we create it in our own minds where we look at something and we're like, I feel weird looking at...
02:48:33.000 Because rooms give you a feel.
02:48:35.000 You walk into a room, you get a feel off the room.
02:48:38.000 Well, people have been murdered there, for sure.
02:48:40.000 And that's the thought process about that place, is that there's probably some leftover weird vibes.
02:48:46.000 And I know a lot of people that have seen weird shit there, but I don't know if I believe them.
02:48:50.000 They say they've seen weird shit there.
02:48:51.000 I know Tony Hinchcliffe.
02:48:52.000 I saw the podcast where he was like, I saw a ghost.
02:48:56.000 Maybe.
02:48:56.000 Just so you know, Tony, I love you, but I was at home going, fuck off.
02:48:59.000 Fuck off, Tony.
02:49:01.000 I've never seen a ghost there, but I've felt weird.
02:49:03.000 Like I said, I've gone into the main room when it's dark at night, and I've gone by myself, and I shit my pants.
02:49:08.000 I gotta get out of here.
02:49:10.000 But I definitely believe people were murdered there.
02:49:13.000 There used to be a tunnel that would go from the back of the comedy store all the way up to Crest Hill, which is a street above the comedy store that the comedy store used to own.
02:49:21.000 I think they bought the two of them together.
02:49:23.000 And it was like a tunnel where they'd take booze and dead people and shit and fucking scoot them up there and throw them in the back of a trunk.
02:49:31.000 I don't know.
02:49:32.000 It's a fun thing to talk about.
02:49:34.000 When you look at all those TV shows that haunted Hollywood, the comedy store is very high on the list.
02:49:39.000 Have you ever seen that like the paranormal fucking ghost hunters?
02:49:42.000 They're so stupid.
02:49:43.000 The goofiest shows ever.
02:49:45.000 It's like dark in a hallway and they're running like- They never find shit.
02:49:47.000 I think I saw something over here.
02:49:49.000 That is like the biggest like cock tease of a show.
02:49:53.000 I know.
02:49:53.000 Oh!
02:49:54.000 Remember John Edward?
02:49:57.000 The guy who did the crossing- Yes, the psychic guy.
02:49:58.000 Yeah, and then he tried to do it with 9-11 victims.
02:50:01.000 They were like, fuck you.
02:50:02.000 Now you're canceled.
02:50:03.000 Yeah, that's right.
02:50:04.000 He used to do it up until that time.
02:50:06.000 But I don't, like, how the fuck do network executives approve shows where it's like the fucking Long Island Medium or some shit, and it's like they pretend to talk to the dead?
02:50:14.000 How the fuck are you gonna put that on daytime TV like it's not complete and utter horse shit?
02:50:18.000 Well, that was one of the problems that happened when I was doing that sci-fi show, the Joe Rogan Questions Everything show.
02:50:23.000 They wanted to make sure that I wasn't out to debunk a lot of the shows that they would have on their network.
02:50:28.000 And I go, look, I just want to find out what's going on.
02:50:30.000 I go, some of it's probably real.
02:50:32.000 I want it to be real.
02:50:33.000 Yeah.
02:50:35.000 That was an eye-opening experience.
02:50:37.000 Doing that show was very eye-opening because I realized what kind of people are really into these things.
02:50:41.000 They're just whimsical, hopeful people that don't have much going on.
02:50:45.000 They want it to be real that there's a 10-foot-tall furry man living in the forest or that aliens come down and suck people out of their beds and bring them through walls in the middle of the night and all that shit.
02:50:55.000 Well, you really took it to the chemtrail people.
02:50:58.000 Yeah, those poor fucks.
02:51:00.000 Do they despise you now?
02:51:01.000 Oh, I'm getting mad.
02:51:03.000 You're fucking chill.
02:51:04.000 Geoengineering is real, bro!
02:51:06.000 What does Alex Jones say to you?
02:51:07.000 Because I know you're friends with him.
02:51:08.000 What does he say to you about chemtrails?
02:51:09.000 Does he try to convince you?
02:51:10.000 No, he thinks that most of what you see, according to him.
02:51:14.000 But see, Alex, he goes with the weather a little bit, too.
02:51:17.000 He thinks most of what you see is just condensation trails that happen when you have a jet engine and you have the cold air and condensation in the atmosphere.
02:51:28.000 That's what they are.
02:51:29.000 I mean, they're artificial clouds that are created by a jet engine passing through the air.
02:51:34.000 That's what they are.
02:51:35.000 You can do it over and over again.
02:51:36.000 You could do it right now.
02:51:37.000 The idea that they're spraying something and that something happens to have aluminum and barium in it, but it also looks exactly like a cloud.
02:51:44.000 No, that's moisture.
02:51:46.000 The reason why it looks like a cloud is because it's a fucking cloud.
02:51:49.000 And one of the things that I said on the chemtrail thing, I go, you want to talk about real chemtrails?
02:51:51.000 Here's the real chemtrail.
02:51:53.000 They're burning gasoline in the sky above your head every day to the tune of thousands of flights.
02:52:00.000 You're not concentrating on that.
02:52:01.000 Instead, you're concentrating on the natural reaction of jet engines and moisture in the air.
02:52:06.000 It's so stupid.
02:52:07.000 I don't get, because there's a thing that people do where it's almost like they're trying to find the worst possible fucking argument, and then that's the part of it that they get obsessed with.
02:52:17.000 Exactly.
02:52:17.000 And this goes back to the thing about Trump, where I told you on CNN, all they did for an hour and a fucking half was talk about Russia.
02:52:23.000 And it's like, I'm sitting there going, I just covered a story on my show last week about how the head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is a guy named Mick Mulvaney.
02:52:32.000 He took over $50,000 from the predatory payday loan industry.
02:52:36.000 Donald Trump at his inauguration took over a million dollars from the predatory payday loan industry.
02:52:40.000 They just scrapped the rules.
02:52:42.000 That we're supposed to clean up that industry.
02:52:44.000 And now they're letting them charge 950% interest.
02:52:48.000 You want the fucking conspiracy?
02:52:50.000 There it is right there.
02:52:51.000 And you're not talking about it.
02:52:52.000 No, no, no.
02:52:53.000 Putin.
02:52:53.000 Russia, he's a fucking Manchurian candidate and loud noises and he curses a lot and fucking Stormy Daniels.
02:52:59.000 I don't give a fuck about any of that!
02:53:00.000 Talk about the shit that matters.
02:53:01.000 I care about Stormy.
02:53:04.000 I do wonder what's going to happen with the indictments.
02:53:09.000 I do wonder.
02:53:10.000 Because people are pleading guilty now, and the concern is that it's going to trickle.
02:53:15.000 So here's the thing.
02:53:17.000 Here's the thing.
02:53:18.000 Is Donald Trump a corrupt businessman?
02:53:20.000 Fuck yes.
02:53:21.000 Anybody who says he's not has no fucking idea what this guy's been into.
02:53:24.000 There's evidence he did deals with the mafia.
02:53:26.000 He has a hotel in Panama, which was laundering drug money.
02:53:30.000 So, do I think he's a criminal?
02:53:32.000 Yes.
02:53:32.000 Do I think he did money laundering?
02:53:34.000 Yes.
02:53:35.000 Would it be good if Mueller somehow got him on these things?
02:53:38.000 Of course it would be.
02:53:39.000 But the idea that he's a Manchurian candidate or he did treason is so ridiculous that it makes me, a guy who's massively anti-Trump, scoff and get really angry when people try to push that narrative.
02:53:50.000 And here's the thing.
02:53:52.000 It's an open legal question as to whether or not you can indict a sitting president.
02:53:57.000 Usually what has to happen is you have to impeach a sitting president.
02:54:00.000 Well, right now Congress is overwhelmingly Republican.
02:54:03.000 You know who's not gonna fucking impeach Donald Trump?
02:54:06.000 Even if they prove the worst case scenario that he's some sort of Manchurian candidate, the Republicans are not gonna fucking impeach him.
02:54:12.000 So at the end of the day, when the Democrats focus on this ad nauseum, the reason they're doing that is because it's something that...
02:54:21.000 They feel comfortable and safe talking about because they don't have to talk about Medicare for All or free college or a living wage or getting the corporate money out of politics or ending the fucking wars which they also support.
02:54:31.000 So they're not talking about real issues and they're focusing on the fake scandal and sensationalism because they think it will score them cheap points with the electorate and it won't and they think there's an endgame here and there's not.
02:54:42.000 But there is something there, right?
02:54:44.000 Yes!
02:54:45.000 He laundered money!
02:54:46.000 But if people are getting indicted with this Russia thing...
02:54:50.000 So I'll break that down.
02:54:51.000 Paul Manafort is one of the people who got indicted, super duper corrupt, laundering money.
02:54:55.000 Michael Flynn, same thing.
02:54:57.000 Laundering money, how so?
02:54:58.000 So, I know more of the details about Flynn.
02:55:01.000 So Flynn is a guy, he got, what's his face, Mueller went after Flynn, and it was proven that Flynn took $500,000 from the Turkish government, and in return for that, he pushed the Trump administration to not arm the Kurds who are fighting ISIS. And the reason why is because Turkey hates the Kurds,
02:55:22.000 and they don't want us to arm the Kurds.
02:55:24.000 So in other words, Michael Flynn was doing the bidding of the Turkish government and pushing their influence in our government, and he didn't register as a foreign agent in the process.
02:55:33.000 So, exactly.
02:55:34.000 So he's doing the bidding of the Turkish government and not disclosing that.
02:55:37.000 And you have to register as a foreign agent if you're going to take that money and you're going to do that.
02:55:41.000 And this doesn't run down to Trump.
02:55:44.000 Well, that's the open question as to whether or not, at some point along the way, whether it's with Russia or with other countries, by the way, nobody talks about the fact that Trump registered eight new businesses in Saudi Arabia when he was on the campaign trail, and then he just gave them over a $100 billion weapons deal.
02:55:57.000 He also took $270,000 from top Saudi officials at his hotel when he was president-elect, and then again, he gave them over a $100 billion weapons deal.
02:56:05.000 The case of Israel, Jared Kushner...
02:56:07.000 Has, you know, millions of dollars from Israeli banks.
02:56:10.000 And then lo and behold, when Donald Trump was president-elect, they tried to push the UN to not condemn Israel over their illegal settlements.
02:56:18.000 So you have his entire administration is just a grab bag of corruption and foreign influence.
02:56:23.000 But it's foreign influence across the board, and it's influence also from corporations.
02:56:28.000 But again, people are not focusing on the corporations, and they're not focusing on the other countries that they're corrupt with, because they're hyper-focusing on the Russia thing.
02:56:35.000 And at the end of the day, they want to impeach Trump over Russia.
02:56:39.000 But, like I said, it's gonna be hard to prove, and then it's an open question if you can indict...
02:56:43.000 I don't think you can indict a sitting president, you have to impeach.
02:56:46.000 They're not gonna fucking impeach.
02:56:47.000 So really, this is Democrats sniffing their own farts and acting like they're doing something important when they're really not.
02:56:52.000 And the only there there, in my opinion, is money laundering.
02:56:55.000 He's a corrupt businessman, but he's not some sort of Putin puppet, because he's actually done many policies that are against Putin.
02:57:01.000 So, for example, he armed Ukrainian rebels who are fighting Russia right now.
02:57:05.000 You don't arm people who are fighting Russia if you're their fucking puppet.
02:57:08.000 You know, he also is bombing Syria, and we're staying indefinitely in Syria.
02:57:13.000 They just announced that recently.
02:57:14.000 You don't...
02:57:15.000 The Syrian government, that's one of Putin's top allies.
02:57:18.000 You're not going to permanently occupy their country and try to fight that government if you're in bed.
02:57:23.000 They're doing a NATO build-up on Russia's border right now.
02:57:26.000 So, if you're Putin's puppet, you don't have a military build-up on his border.
02:57:31.000 There was just a story the other day about how now the U.S., our military is sending our ships...
02:57:36.000 To the Black Sea.
02:57:37.000 Right on Russia's fucking border.
02:57:39.000 So it's military escalation.
02:57:41.000 And that's another part of this that pisses me off, is that if the Democrats really wanted to resist Trump, Resist that!
02:57:46.000 See, I don't want to send our fucking military to get into a standoff with Russia.
02:57:50.000 I don't want to bomb fucking Syria and permanently occupy it.
02:57:53.000 This is how the Democrats should be resisting.
02:57:54.000 They should be resisting Trump from a left-wing position and from an anti-interventionist position.
02:57:58.000 But instead, everything you hear from the Democrats is, he's under Putin's thumb and he needs to make sure that he's even harder on Putin and he does more sanctions against Putin and he escalates further with Russia.
02:58:08.000 Listen man, they're in nuclear armed power.
02:58:10.000 Do you wanna fucking get into a confrontation with a nuclear armed power?
02:58:13.000 We're sitting here living our lives just going about our business.
02:58:16.000 And we're- this is- I mean, this is crazy.
02:58:18.000 We're rolling the dice and we're playing a game of chicken with Vladimir Putin.
02:58:23.000 Do you think that they're just caught up in this sexy thing?
02:58:26.000 Yes!
02:58:27.000 A lot of it is sensationalism bias, yes.
02:58:28.000 And it's also what the public is really focused on right now, so it's something that gathers ratings?
02:58:32.000 I think they're driving it.
02:58:34.000 I think it's driven from the top down, from the establishment media down, from the Democrats down, because again, if you talk to regular people, They're fucking hurting.
02:58:43.000 Wages have been stagnant since 1980. There's 30 million people that don't have healthcare.
02:58:48.000 In Trump's first year in office, 3 million more people lost healthcare because he did all these executive orders that basically took a hatchet to Obamacare.
02:58:57.000 So you have all these people who are really hurting.
02:58:59.000 They care about their wages.
02:59:01.000 They care about, you know, not being saddled with over a trillion dollars in student loan debt.
02:59:05.000 This is the shit regular people care about.
02:59:07.000 So when they turn on CNN and they see Russia, Russia, Russia, even if you don't like Trump, I despise Trump with every fiber of my fucking being, but when I see this, I roll my fucking eyes.
02:59:16.000 And then they have the nerve to say, oh, Trump won't shut up about Russia.
02:59:20.000 You were talking about it all day, and he responded to it, and because he responds to it, you're like, oh, there he goes again with Russia.
02:59:27.000 Yeah, it's gonna be interesting to see how this all plays out.
02:59:30.000 I'm really fascinated, and I'm fascinated to see if he can make it out of four years.
02:59:34.000 Well, I think he's gonna...
02:59:36.000 Do you think he's gonna run again?
02:59:37.000 I think he's gonna run again, and...
02:59:38.000 He's gonna win again?
02:59:39.000 He has a chance.
02:59:40.000 He does.
02:59:40.000 He has a fucking chance, because if the Democrats run Kamala Harris, if they run Cory Booker, or any of the other corporatists, he can win, because he's gonna go right back into his tap dance about being a populist and helping people, and guess what?
02:59:52.000 In the first few years of his tax bill, regular people did get a tax cut.
02:59:55.000 So he's going to say, look at your tax bill.
02:59:57.000 I just gave you an extra thousand dollars this year.
02:59:59.000 Who do you want to vote for?
03:00:00.000 And so there is an argument that he's going to make to the people.
03:00:03.000 And if you don't have somebody like Bernie Sanders or Bernie Sanders talking about the issues that matter to people, well then of course he can fucking win again.
03:00:13.000 Listen, I was laughed at when I said, if it's Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, he can win.
03:00:20.000 People laughed at me.
03:00:21.000 Because they didn't want it.
03:00:23.000 They didn't want it to be true.
03:00:25.000 Yeah, because it's the story.
03:00:27.000 I mean, all you saw was that there was like a 75% chance that Hillary was going to win.
03:00:31.000 Oh, the fucking Huffington Post one was over 99%!
03:00:35.000 No!
03:00:35.000 Swear to God!
03:00:36.000 Really?
03:00:36.000 Before the election, a week leading up to the election.
03:00:39.000 Huffington Post is so silly.
03:00:39.000 I know, and the way they calculated it was so stupid.
03:00:41.000 And they have such good articles, too.
03:00:42.000 They sprinkle in great articles.
03:00:44.000 It's silly horseshit.
03:00:45.000 The trick is, avoid the opinion section.
03:00:47.000 But if you stick to the actual journalists, then they do a good job.
03:00:51.000 But it's got to be embarrassing for them.
03:00:53.000 Oh, for the journalists?
03:00:54.000 Yeah.
03:00:54.000 They're like, you guys are fucking shitting all over the hard work that I do.
03:00:57.000 Yeah.
03:00:58.000 Kyle, it's been a lot of fun, man.
03:00:59.000 This has been a lot of fun, man.
03:01:00.000 I really appreciate it.
03:01:01.000 Let's do it again.
03:01:02.000 Oh, anytime.
03:01:03.000 Thanks, brother.
03:01:03.000 Thank you, man.
03:01:04.000 This was a lot of fun.
03:01:05.000 I really enjoyed this.
03:01:06.000 Thanks.
03:01:06.000 Tell everybody where they can find your show.
03:01:08.000 Oh, youtube.com slash seculartalk, and if you want to follow me on Twitter, it's at Kyle Kalinske.
03:01:12.000 Boom.
03:01:17.000 That was great.
03:01:18.000 That was great.