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00:03:32.000And then if you add to that, you have to first brainwash them or get them over the anxieties they have.
00:03:40.000There are certain dogs that just hate men, because obviously in their former home, there was an abusive man in the house, and they react differently to men than women.
00:04:43.000Where I got my dog, which is Animal Care and Control in New York City.
00:04:47.000Like, they euthanize, like, a hundred dogs a day.
00:04:50.000Like, it's literally just, like, their dogs are coming in all the time.
00:04:54.000Dogs with stab wounds, dogs they find in the park, and then they, like, they have five days in a pound, and then they're out.
00:05:00.000So it's like, when I was there, this is, again, like, 13 years ago, but when I was getting my dog and I was waiting to pick her up, this woman came in with two dogs.
00:05:10.000Rottweilers, beautiful Rottweilers on leashes, and she goes, I don't want these anymore.
00:06:42.000And I was like, Oh shit, we brought home a dog, a full-grown dog that has a disease.
00:06:48.000My mom's cousin, so my second cousin was married to a dude for a number of years who had this Rottweiler that was like a Psychotic dog.
00:06:57.000And like at one point, it jumped through their bay glass windows in their house to try to get the mailman and got caught between the two windows.
00:07:56.000It's funny, too, because we're talking about genetic modifications or cloning, but really dogs, if you look at them historically, they've been that the whole time.
00:08:03.000Like, man has manipulated what they wanted of certain animals, and they've bred...
00:08:10.000The meanest, toughest ones to be guard dogs, and they bred the cutest, take a piss on a paper mat ones to be laugh dogs.
00:13:53.000One of the things that was coming out of South Korea during the Olympics was people were talking about, in Asian countries, the consumption of dogs.
00:14:03.000It became a big hot point issue with a lot of people.
00:16:56.000And he thought the coyote was his buddy.
00:16:59.000And he got to, now this is, I should say that my gender, you know, like gender identifying with this coyote, I did not have a chance to like really closely examine it.
00:17:44.000And what you have to do when they're brooding is you have to take them off of the nest and put them in a cage by themselves with just a perch.
00:17:50.000So they just sit on the perch for like a day or two, and then it leaves their system.
00:17:54.000But if you let them lay on it, it'll take like 30 days.
00:17:57.000It takes so long that they pluck their feathers off.
00:18:02.000So how often are you monitoring your chickens that you're like, oh, we got a brooder?
00:20:19.000But in a recently published paper, a team led by Oxford researcher Rebecca Dean explains that this behavior is in fact far from random and that the tendency for females to jettison sperm is actually a finely tuned mechanism of post-copulatory sexual selection.
00:22:13.000Yeah, when I lived in the East Village in New York City back in the year 2000, 1999, it was...
00:22:20.000It hadn't really been like a neighborhood that was gentrified or whatever you want to call it at the time, and there was a lot of roosters in the neighborhood.
00:22:30.000Like these parking lots, they had these empty lots where there were no buildings, and people just had chickens and roosters outside.
00:23:05.000Year and a half two years was no more roosters.
00:23:08.000Yeah, one of those like like end of an era things in New York City where people still had like Just wandering chickens in an empty lot it had like hubcaps in it and chickens people don't understand how cool that is I don't know I don't know if I it's like this it's this weird thing that happens in cities where people come in and take all the culture out of it and then complain They're like,
00:23:35.000You actively came in and removed it to make it as much of a suburban environment so you could have kids in a minivan and all the stuff you would have had in the burbs anyway.
00:23:44.000When you say that though, isn't it a problem that it's not like one individual that's doing it?
00:23:48.000It's like a whole movement of economics, right?
00:23:51.000It's a movement of economics, but there is a lot, in my opinion, of Sort of community-like activism towards making the community the way they envision it to be.
00:24:11.000So there's a lot of like, I'm not saying that things they're doing are bad, but they're definitely, you know, There's just been a removal of a lot of that stuff.
00:24:19.000And look, there's this argument about New York City that people go, oh, it used to be better.
00:24:23.000It's like, no, it was really dangerous.
00:24:35.000It's like you're always building something on top of something else that was already there.
00:24:39.000To us, it's like, I can't believe that hardware store went out of business.
00:24:42.000It's like, yeah, well, maybe my grandfather was like, I can't believe they're putting a hardware store in where the horseshoe guy used to be.
00:24:55.000Anytime you're somewhere first, you always feel like someone's ruining it.
00:24:58.000Yeah, I think we're in a very interesting time in a lot of amazing ways.
00:25:04.000And I think we're learning more about people and behavior, I think, than ever before.
00:25:09.000I think we need to give ourselves a little bit of a break in this, because I think everybody has this feeling like, why haven't we got our shit together?
00:25:34.000And what we know about life and what we know about, you know, just our own finite life form, how far it's going to be able to be pushed, how long we can stay alive, you know, how...
00:25:49.000How easy it is to transfer information from Australia to China to fucking England and back and forth and back and forth.
00:26:17.000It's like, if you don't Remember what it was like to like you know if there's this whole like vibe where people like Millennials don't get it you know and like I don't know I have the same attention span as a millennial because I'm on my phone like this is joke that adults that adults are better you know and I'm like I don't know like if I did a USO tour in Afghanistan a couple years ago and I Met all those dudes like the soldiers men and women over there and I was like really blown away I was like really impressed this idea that like our best days are behind us all that stuff and I'm going I
00:26:47.000I don't know, this is a really impressive group of young people who are like fighting for the country, volunteering to fight for the country, and like coming back here, sometimes wounded, sometimes, you know, all the things that they risk going there.
00:26:59.000But then like you meet them and you're like, these are like, they're not like jarheads, you know, they're like...
00:27:05.000Sophisticated thinkers and they're trying to be a part of something.
00:27:09.000I found it very inspiring to be around that.
00:27:12.000Not like, oh, B-Boy, a bunch of losers.
00:27:18.000Yeah, I mean, we have a soft life now.
00:27:21.000So there's going to be a lot of people that are...
00:27:24.000Ridiculous and you know sure there's always been those people that are weak-willed and they want the world to be nerfed up and Of course pad their feelings you're gonna have that but there's also more people that have an understanding of like That's not a happy,
00:29:30.000We're not going to joke around about auctioning off a black person, although Yard and I probably would have.
00:29:37.000But first of all, when you say auction, you automatically think of that voice, think of that voice, think of that voice, think of that voice.
00:33:44.000To have too many hugs, you know, and I think there's just too much I think it really it goes back to our lives are easy now So we have a lot of free time to come up with bullshit.
00:33:53.000Yeah, we do it's like if we had to Actually, we didn't have electricity or we'd have like all this ease.
00:33:59.000We wouldn't be You know harping on this stuff.
00:34:02.000It's just like you have a lot of downtime a lot of downtime So you're like I'll start a blog.
00:34:06.000I think I'll start blogging about words You shouldn't say we have so much Surplus.
00:34:12.000That one of our biggest problems is that we eat too much food and we get too big.
00:35:43.000It's a weird thing that you can do it, too, right?
00:35:45.000I mean, that's one of the weird things about people is that we know that if we don't do anything and we take care of ourselves, a baby's coming.
00:35:52.000And, like, if you get the first countdown, like, countdown, like, it's almost like we agree that there's, like, levels to the countdown.
00:36:00.000Like, in the first couple of days, no one gives a shit.
00:36:40.000I'm saying if I was in a relationship with a woman and she got pregnant and didn't want to have the kid or did want to have the kid, at the end of the day, we'd have a conversation together, and if she was dead set on doing it, then...
00:37:40.000I did talk about that with somebody the other day.
00:37:43.000I was actually just doing a set on stage, and I was riffing a little bit about how we talk about the Second Amendment a lot, and the Founding Fathers didn't know.
00:38:22.000It used to be like, you want to hear a song?
00:38:24.000Merv Griffin and Dick Clark will let you know what songs you can hear.
00:38:26.000If you were on the side of the people that are anti-abortion, there's one side of you that has to logically interpret that if these people really did feel like babies were being murdered, like it was their perspective that babies were being murdered, If you completely ignore that perspective and just try to say it's a woman's health issue,
00:38:51.000I don't think that they should be interfering in anybody's life, especially when something is legal and people already voted on by abortion.
00:38:57.000Yeah, and they fundamentally believe that's what's happening, and you can see how if you thought babies were being killed up the street, you'd be like, we can't allow this to happen.
00:39:43.000I think if you're their dad, you can weigh in on what you want, but at the end of the day, she's going to decide what she wants to do, and you've just got to agree with it.
00:41:46.000The CIA was like, hey, you're a really good pilot, and we need a guy to bring some guns to the...
00:41:52.000It's all the precursor of the Iran-Contra thing, which as a kid I remember hearing all about, but then understanding it at a better level, which was us trying to arm rebels, which we've been doing for...
00:42:02.000We are Bin Laden against the Russians.
00:42:04.000We've been arming rebels for a long time.
00:42:50.000Do you think that stuff like that is still going on today?
00:42:53.000Or do you think that when it happened...
00:42:56.000Like, they figured out that it was a bunch of cowboys, like CIA operatives, that were just trying to make some money on the side, or do you think it's, like, a systematic...
00:43:45.000It's like you're perpetuating two very different views of an extremely competent, clandestine group of people who can achieve these dark, shadowy things without anyone knowing or bumbling morons.
00:44:12.000Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.
00:44:15.000He had a theory, and he was an analyst at the CIA, and he wrote up this whole document, and they read it, and they were like, yeah, this is bullshit, like, we have no proof of any of this, thank you.
00:44:24.000And he was so mad they did that, that he published it on the internet.
00:44:30.000And then that story got on the internet.
00:44:31.000And then a dude in Australia, who was a spy, or like a guy from Australia, and another guy from Afghanistan or Iraq, read it on the internet, came to America and said, I have all the secrets of what he's doing.
00:44:45.000And he just used that guy's document that he read online and told the CIA. And then the guy came in and goes, he has weapons here, weapons here, weapons here.
00:44:54.000And then that analyst goes, holy shit, I was right.
00:44:58.000Meanwhile, he's quoting him his own report.
00:45:00.000So then he goes back to Cheney and he goes, we've got this dude talking to the Germans saying all the things I theorized.
00:45:19.000Went off the information that a dude read off the internet from a guy who was mad they wouldn't take his info, which was wrong, which is why there were no weapons of mess to show you there.
00:46:14.000The real question is, did they just get too loosey-goosey traveling back and forth to South America, a little too tight with some people that had a little bit too much money, and they realized we could fucking do this, so we could do this, and no one would suspect it.
00:46:57.000So a CIA operative who's trying to make connections with them, do his mission, which is given to him, which is arm these rebels.
00:47:04.000So five guys in the CIA have to try to figure out how to arm rebels.
00:47:08.000So he approaches this pilot that he hears is a good pilot who flies for TWA. And he goes, hey man, you're now in the CIA. But he's not really in the CIA. He's not part of the CIA. He's just a pilot that this guy subcontracts.
00:47:20.000And then he doesn't tell the bosses how he's getting the guns in.
00:49:13.000The drop was apparently in Mena, Arkansas.
00:49:16.000So they killed these kids, and then this whole thing happened, and then the whole thing fell apart, and then people started looking into it, and then Barry Seals was murdered, actually, as he was heading to court to testify.
00:50:19.000Yeah, well they changed a big part of the ending where Mark Schultz...
00:50:23.000It's a UFC fight, a famous UFC fight, where Mark Schultz, who was just top of the food chain wrestler, fought this guy Big Daddy Goodrich, who's a really well-known MMA guy, just totally dominated him.
00:50:35.000And in the movie, he's fighting some white guy.
00:52:49.000It's an obvious concept if you think that people are out, if you think that people are getting dumber, and that dumb people are having more kids.
00:53:01.000And I traced it back to the pyramid, like the whole thing was like, that the smart people just died, and then when the dumb people showed up at the pyramid, and then they just moved in.
00:53:25.000That's still, to me, if I had one time in, like, if you could go back in a time machine and go to one place in history and see something, I think it would have to be Egypt while they were building the pyramids.
00:55:11.000There's some crazy structures somewhere in South America that Giorgio was talking to us about.
00:55:20.000And it was one of the reasons why some people speculate that it's possible that some of the things that are constructed that we really don't have any idea how ancient primitive man did were actually constructed by someone from another planet.
00:56:19.000A reasonable thing to think that, like, maybe they had technology that is lost to time?
00:56:23.000Yeah, that's a reasonable thing to think, for sure.
00:56:25.000Like, in other words, like, if our civilization crumbles and in 2,000 years people dig it up, and they find the Empire State Building, they'll be like, how'd they do it?
00:56:34.000They're not gonna find, like, a backhoe.
00:56:52.000He was saying, like, we don't have the technology to do this right now.
00:56:56.000Like, if you wanted to get someone to go out there and move those giant stones and cut them and place them, I mean, we kind of have the technology, but holy shit, would it take a lot of money?
00:59:33.000Something that someone ate or it has to be like a carbon-based thing you can't test the stone you can test some of the material in the stone or You know like scratches on the stone like in crevices and shit like that you can get stuff But when they're we've been around you know that would have been several thousand years of man Advancing at that point a thousand years ago,
00:59:53.000right wonder cuz I mean I don't know when it's hard to say cuz I don't know when it was actually built when do they think it was built So there's all these theories and then there's these really fringe theories that push everything way, way, way back.
01:06:44.000Well, what's amazing to me is, like, when you meet someone that lets you know, like, well, you just talk to them about math, and they can do, like, math problems in their head, and you realize, like, oh, I'm a baby, a math baby.
01:07:06.000I'll have moments where, like I had this recently, I was just laying in bed, you know, in an insomniac state, like I often am in, and I was going, how do you do long division?
01:07:17.000And I was like, I haven't done long division, and I tried doing a problem, and I got it wrong, and then I had to read.
01:08:45.000There's just nothing I could do with that.
01:08:46.000Well, that's what's so fascinating about society.
01:08:49.000And that's why, you know, if anybody tells, and it's not all good, but that's one of the things that's fascinating by society, is that there's so many different people with so many different abilities.
01:08:57.000And there are people that gravitate towards that and are wizards at mathematics.
01:09:02.000And there's other people like you and I that are good at talking shit.
01:10:58.000But then other people are like, no, no.
01:11:00.000It's just a different kind of hunting.
01:11:02.000If you do it correctly, you have less likelihood of success, but if you do it correctly, you have just as much of a likelihood of killing the animal.
01:11:11.000So it's not like it's an unethical thing if it's done correctly.
01:11:18.000Yeah, but if you were in an apocalyptic scenario where we had to go out and get food and you and I went out, I could teach you what you'd need to know pretty quick.
01:12:01.000It's like a weird kind of a meditation.
01:12:05.000Something happens when you're at full draw and you're holding on an arrow and then you release that arrow and it just sails right into the target.
01:12:14.000It's like you're doing almost like a form of yoga with your mind and your body together.
01:12:20.000Because everything has to be perfectly still and then on the release, if it goes in the right spot, you get this big, It's a burst of satisfaction.
01:12:55.000It's not really even an option for me, but...
01:12:57.000It's, you know, like I said, you know, I've been on...
01:13:00.000It was when I was in Afghanistan with some of those dudes, and they were like, take us to the shooting range, and we were shooting all their different...
01:13:05.000And again, it was a war zone, so I'm not getting into my ethical...
01:13:10.000You know, I'm not a huge fan of AR-15s for 18-year-olds, but I get why people want guns.
01:13:16.000I get why people want to own guns, you know?
01:13:18.000I think that's like the argument in the country.
01:13:20.000It's like, I wish people would just like...
01:13:22.000Take a beat and go, like you just said about the abortion thing.
01:13:29.000And then that way it becomes less of a conversation about, we've got to get rid of guns, more of a conversation about, like, alright, we just have to maybe just tidy up a couple components of it, you know, that kind of stuff.
01:13:38.000We definitely have to figure out how to stop people from buying them legally when they're crazy.
01:13:44.000Well, there's something wrong with them, right?
01:14:18.000Like, why is everybody attacking the NRA? Well, I know they're the ones who are making it easier to access these guns.
01:14:24.000Right, they're the ones cock-blocking any legislation getting done because they're paying so much money to these congressmen and senators, you know?
01:14:31.000I mean, did you saw that lieutenant governor, Delta, said they don't want to—first of all, I've got to be honest with you, man.
01:14:36.000Like, I had no idea you got—like, your flights are cheaper because you own a gun?
01:14:47.000Well, you could actually join the NRA and not own a gun.
01:14:49.000Yeah, but it was just like, what the fuck?
01:14:50.000I didn't know they got discounts, you know?
01:14:52.000It was just such a weird thing to find out.
01:14:54.000And now that Delta pulled that, it did, I was like, wait!
01:14:58.000But, like, my passive mentality costs more money, you know?
01:15:01.000So the thought is that the NRA has made it more easy for crazy people to access these guns, and so we have to take some of the power away from them.
01:15:12.000Yeah, the idea that we can't raise the age to 21. Well, if you can go to war at 18, why can't you?
01:15:21.000It seems like when you go to war, you're getting trained by the military, versus when you're just 18 and you walk into a gun store and walk out with an AR-15.
01:15:34.000My thought on it has always been, like, why not...
01:15:37.000Like, if you have a driver's license for a car, but then, like, if you have to drive a bus or, like, a truck, you have to get a different class of driver's license.
01:15:45.000You have to get, like, a Class D or a Class C, whatever the next level is.
01:15:47.000There's different classes of driver's license.
01:15:49.000Like, you can't just go buy a big rig and start driving it around the country.
01:15:53.000You've got to get a license for driving a big rig, which means you have to go to school, learn how to drive one, learn how to park one, all the things that it fucking takes.
01:16:00.000And you have to prove it to an expert.
01:16:02.000Yeah, and you have to prove it to an expert.
01:16:03.000We were actually talking about this yesterday.
01:16:03.000Yeah, so why not just have it be that simple, which is you want to own a handgun, you get the Class A handgun license, you take your road test, which is like, know how to load it, know how to clean it, whatever the rules become, and then it takes...
01:17:29.000You know, rudimentary seven-question test and go to a firing range with a pro for two hours and he has to make sure you know what you're doing.
01:17:37.000The NRA's perspective is they don't want to give an inch.
01:18:09.000I seriously doubt, and I'm not saying this is a good or a bad thing, but I seriously doubt if we didn't have guns, and all of a sudden guns became a thing, and we all had to vote as to whether or not everyone should be able to have guns,
01:18:41.000They got a lot of money from the NRA. But it's also, like, who, and I'm not saying you shouldn't be able to have guns, but who wants us to have guns?
01:18:50.000Like, if you're just going to be completely democratic, like, what percentage of the people actually want everybody to have guns, and what don't?
01:18:56.000Just out of pure curiosity with no judgment.
01:19:29.000I really don't think anyone is saying...
01:19:32.000I mean, I think that people, it's a right that's embedded in the DNA of the country.
01:19:37.000Whether you like it or not, it's part of the DNA of the country, and, like, it's something that's very important to people.
01:19:42.000Does that stay, it just stays that way forever?
01:19:44.000Well, look, I think that, to me, there are arguments that could be made about this, which is, You know, I don't think people really understand how everyone lives.
01:19:53.000I think there's so many different lifestyles in this country that, like, you know, I think you have a perception of, like, say, like a suburban, just outside of metropolis kind of a mom that doesn't realize that for some people in the country, when they dial 911, it's like a 50-minute response time.
01:21:06.000And it's that feeling of, like, you want to see...
01:21:11.000It's like when a football player or whatever, any athlete leaves a team.
01:21:14.000They're like, yeah, they're like, good luck winning without me.
01:21:16.000And then they win the Super Bowl the next year.
01:21:18.000I'm like, yeah, you are the problem, Jeremy Shockey.
01:21:20.000I don't think that applies to the apocalypse, though.
01:21:22.000I think the apocalypse is people understanding and knowing in their head that they're fragile and that their very environment is fragile and that we're lucky that it stays the way it is right now.
01:21:33.000Super volcanoes, asteroidal impacts, earthquakes, tsunamis, all the crazy shit that can happen to people, the more we realize how fucking incredibly fragile we are.
01:21:43.000So we're always worried about the big thing that happens.
01:21:46.000Because there could be a big thing that can happen.
01:21:48.000If some super volcano blows, and there's ash that covers the sun, or blocks out the sun, and we lose all our crops, food shortages...
01:24:32.000Sumerian Mesopotamia is, in fact, the first known complex civilization, developing the first city-states in the fourth millennium BCE. It was around these cities that the earliest known form of writing cuneiform script appeared around 3000 BCE. Yeah.
01:24:48.000I like how they go BCE now for the non-Christians.
01:25:57.000We're never going to be able to convince these people of an invisible cloud man if they could read these books or burn this fucking thing down.
01:26:04.000Yeah, people had been apparently going back and forth to Egypt forever for knowledge.
01:26:36.000And if you listen to Graham Hancock and John Anthony West, this guy was an Egyptologist who just passed.
01:26:43.000They think that it goes back way further than that.
01:26:45.000They think that the pyramids of Giza might be from 2,500 years ago, but they think there's a lot of shit in Egypt, giant things, including the Sphinx, that are thousands and thousands of years older than that.
01:26:55.000Well, did you see that they just invented this new air sonar?
01:28:14.000You have to take, I guess, what they're writing with a grain of salt, because you're like, I want to make myself sound as badass as possible.
01:29:01.000No, they take the skull out, and then they take the skin, stitch it all up together, and then they do something with it to make it, like, shrivel up.
01:29:09.000Like I put a coconut or something in there?
01:30:42.000Apparently what happened was just the first European settlers, just alone by their presence, killed somewhere around 90% of the Native Americans all the time.
01:31:56.000And a lot of them that were killed off by Europeans, the buffalo, weren't hunted anymore.
01:32:00.000So they grew to these mammoth proportions.
01:32:02.000So it's his contention that those giant fields of buffalo that people experienced, where there was like thousands and thousands and thousands of buffalo stampeding across the field, that would have never taken place if the same amount of Native Americans had been there as previously.
01:32:16.000Because they weren't controlling the population.
01:32:18.000They were the primary predator, because all they did was follow these...
01:32:23.000I mean, that's why they had these teepees.
01:32:24.000A lot of them would follow the herds of buffalo, and they'd peck at them from the outside.
01:32:30.000And they just stayed with the buffalo, but they also kept their numbers down.
01:32:33.000Because, you know, if there's several hundred Native Americans, or how many in their camp, they're killing a couple buffalo a day, every day, and everybody's eating it, and then there's no refrigerator.
01:38:46.000And his dad and him are out there Looking at the sky and they crack beers together and drink a beer together like that's really interesting I got I don't think I've ever seen a beer commercial with an astronaut before yeah, and it's like I kind of feel like it's hard to pull that off Unless it's a Mexican astronaut drinking a Mexican beer with his Mexican dad,
01:42:00.000Whoever released the video didn't look at it.
01:42:02.000These Metabunk guys looked at the video, and you can see all the numbers on the screen.
01:42:06.000When you look at the video, you see what his perspective is, X1, X2, and he points out, look here, it goes to X2, and then it just moves out of frame.
01:44:46.000You say they were tracking a party balloon in an F-16?
01:44:49.000Is that what it's supposed to be saying?
01:44:51.000Yeah, the explanation I had on the other website said that exactly what you were describing as I was reading it, like the camera angles were off and you can follow the angle with the clouds moving with the balloon.
01:45:02.000Well, once you zoom in on something, that's what happens.
01:45:05.000I mean, if you've ever looked through a binocular, if you're trying to hold a binocular, the more powerful the binoculars are, The more, like, the picture at the end seems shaky.
01:45:14.000Yeah, same as you zoom in on your phone.
01:46:15.000The government's like, we have no idea what this is, and we're confirming it was a UFO. And then guys who aren't in the government are like, yeah, it's a fucking balloon, dude.
01:46:47.000See, there's a lot of these things that have been proven to be horseshit.
01:46:50.000And people see the video footage and they think, oh my god, it's a UFO. Oh no, it turns out it's an oil thing that's on fire in the distance.
01:46:57.000Like, there's a lot of weird things that you see in these, like, real blurry infrared scans of shit or whatever that is, night vision scans.
01:47:13.000And if someone says that there's no way they're going to fake that, then I'm curious.
01:47:18.000But right now, I just think too many people want it to be real so bad.
01:47:21.000Yeah, but for the Pentagon, the Pentagon sat on that for like 10 years and then released it.
01:47:25.000And no one in the Pentagon figured it out until it got out into the private sector online and something was like, it's a balloon, and you zoomed in on it, you fucking idiots.
01:47:33.000Look, it says 2X. That's my point about government conspiracies.
01:47:36.000I'm like, yeah, it just seems like incompetence to me.
01:49:11.000They wrote the biggest bomb they could make, because they figured out how to game the system, that if it's a bomb, they get all this reimbursement money, you know?
01:49:18.000And everyone's walking out, and then all of a sudden, like, a moment occurs where they think it's a comedy, and they start laughing at it, and then, like, everyone's like, get back in here!
01:52:30.000The concept of Brewster's Millions is a great concept for a movie.
01:52:32.000He gets $30 million, and he has to spend it all in a week, and he can't have any assets, and if he does it, he gets $300 million.
01:52:41.000Yeah, so it's like he's got to like just get rid of all this money as fast as he can, you know?
01:52:44.000I completely forgot about that movie if you hadn't brought it up Like here's a here's a freak out every year Every year they make new movies movies don't go away, but every year they make new movies Yep, like movies just get lost in the shuffle big time.
01:53:00.000There's too many movies You know what the amount of movies yeah, so you could just watch uh-huh Has there ever been a time where people had more access to shit to entertain them?
01:54:13.000I'm like, fuck you, you have TV. Just because you don't have a cable box in your house doesn't mean you don't have TV. Hey, man, I've disconnected from TV. Do you have high-speed internet?
01:54:25.000I know it's not TV, it's HBO, but it's still TV. It is weird, right, that everybody wants to be the guy that tells you that they have abandoned television.
01:54:50.000I do think that there's periods of time where things are at their peak, like LPs for music in your home.
01:54:58.000Sure, it's fun to have a record playing in some records, but at the end of the day, if I'm going to listen to music, I can just throw it on Spotify and it just plays forever.
01:55:09.000It's fun, the novelty of putting on a record and listening and then taking it off and flipping it, but If the activity you're doing is listening to music, and you want to listen to an album all the way through, but if I wanted to play a tune for you, I can find it.
01:55:24.000Find the line on the record that's that song.
01:55:56.000Well, he actually had a device that he was selling.
01:55:58.000That's what it was, like a Zune or something?
01:55:59.000Yeah, it was one of those things, and I don't know how successful it was, but for the audiophile, it was like one of the best sort of devices for digital music.
01:56:07.000I thought it was just a website, but yeah.
01:57:38.000Yeah, that kind of go like these, like, over-the-ear ones.
01:57:40.000You can hear some shit that you've never heard before in your car.
01:57:43.000But that's where that Neil Young thing comes in, because if it's like a compressed iTunes file, it's not really there anyway, because they blended all the stuff into, like, one track.
01:57:53.000Well, Jamie, you've tried to explain the whole record sound, right?
01:58:20.000Garage band, you can really start to understand what it is, because you can lay down several different tracks of different music, different instruments, different things.
01:58:29.000And then, if you want, you can mix them all together into one strip of content.
01:58:34.000But if you keep them all separately, they're all playing as more of a symphony.
02:00:06.000Yeah, that's why the resurgence of records came back, yeah.
02:00:10.000It's also people love the ritual of laying the record down the turntable, putting the needle on the crack, sitting back, you know, hey man, they made this in 79. They were the last remaining people from Woodstock.
02:03:47.000I don't worry about it, but I am much more conscious of, like, if we're sitting at the table at the Comedy Cellar, I'm much more conscious of sitting around the table.
02:03:54.000And just not saying something completely outrageous for just the jolt of it.
02:05:22.000If they really listen to the way we talk to each other, like, one of the things that people love is some of the podcasts that I do with Ari, rather, and Tom and Bert, because they're so mean to each other.
02:05:54.000I mean, I found that the difference between the daily show writer's room and the nightly show writer's room was we went out of our way and we made it the most diverse writing room you could have ever been in.
02:06:36.000Something one day happened where somebody pitched a joke, and another person's phone had as their ringer, or their alert for a text, a cricket noise.
02:06:48.000So somebody pitched something in the meeting, and it was a shitty...
02:06:51.000It was just a shitty pitch, which we all have done in a writer's room, and all of a sudden it was like...
02:07:00.000Everyone left, but then later on, I found out that the writer was upset, and the guy who had crickets on his phone, they had a fucking thing about, why if I'm gonna have crickets, you fucked me up, and I was going, oh shit, no, no, no, no, no, you're a great writer, and I was just, it was just a cricket joke, like, you know, but it's, I don't know, so that,
02:07:16.000with The Daily Show, was not that way.
02:07:17.000The Daily Show, like, when I first started working there, and I was like a production assistant, and I'd go into a writer's room, I'd come out, like, wanting to cry.
02:07:23.000That's how mean those guys were to me.
02:07:25.000I'd be like, I'd have a tape to show them.
02:07:27.000I'm like, I got some footage to show you guys.
02:15:06.000Cutaneous horns are more common in older patients.
02:15:08.000With the peak incidence, those between 60 and 70. They're usually common in males and females, though there's a higher risk of the lesion being malignant in men.
02:15:17.000They're more common in people with fairer skins.
02:17:08.000But a lot of those people, like that one guy that had a horn growing out of the back of his head, that guy looked like he was in a very, very rural area with dirt ground.
02:22:01.000During its heyday in the 1940s and 1950s, the lobotomy was performed on some 40,000 patients in the United States and around 10,000 in Western Europe.
02:23:00.0001918 Mentally impaired Um, yeah, so what I was saying is I was doing a gig in Fresno and there's this giant Population of people living on the streets out there like you go down streets It's just like a skid row type deal Wow where you're like everywhere you look to the right and the left is a homeless people like a homeless community Yeah,
02:23:50.000And you realize, like, wow, these people got fucked.
02:23:53.000They got stuck in this terrible situation, and now they've become this thing that people pity when they drive by, lingering on the side of the road.
02:24:02.000A city addicted to crystal meth, that's what it is.
02:24:04.000Luckily, we have Christians who will come help them.
02:26:52.000I think we'd have to let people know some of the resources that are available, but I feel like Amazon is starting to do comedy specials now, which is great if you're not getting one from Netflix or HBO or Comedy Central.
02:27:06.00064% of U.S. households have an Amazon Prime.
02:28:07.000You know, and it's social media, like, is good and bad for some stuff.
02:28:11.000And, you know, but a lot of it's about how you get it out there.
02:28:15.000You know, and how you release it, and if somebody catches it, and it, you know, becomes a thing, you know, and all that, so it's, it's hard to, like, sort of, it's hard to sort of game the system, but you're, like, thinking that way, you know, like, what's the new...
02:28:26.000Well, I think if you put it on YouTube, that's probably, if you wanted to get it to access to the most people, if that's all was your concern, that would be the most people.
02:28:34.000Because if we tweeted it, and we talked about it on the podcast, and people enjoyed it, and they found out it was free, and most people, especially if you have Apple TV, you have YouTube built in.
02:28:44.000Right, and then you're just watching it.
02:28:50.000I think YouTube is for sure the easiest option, because I think there's a giant percentage of people that watch YouTube videos on their phones.
02:29:17.000And then it's a matter of like, do you break it up into like four-minute sections so people can like share it or do you just put the whole hour out?
02:29:24.000You know, there's like so many different ways to like...
02:29:58.000And I feel about it, too, is like, you know better than anybody.
02:30:02.000Whenever you do anything, like you film something, whether you're in it behind the camera or put your name on something, You want it to be good.
02:31:34.000Who's going to head it off at the pass?
02:31:35.000What I'm saying, but making money on it, they're saying.
02:31:38.000It's much more difficult after that PewDiePie guy.
02:31:41.000That PewDiePie guy said a bunch of racist shit, and it turned out he had a bunch of Nazi jokes, then he called someone the N-word, and then boom, next thing you know, everybody's revenue dropped off substantially.
02:31:52.000It's very tight on how revenue gets distributed, and what's safe for advertising, and even stuff that doesn't even make a whole lot of sense.
02:32:00.000Like, things get demonetized, we get our podcast demonetized, it doesn't make any sense.
02:32:04.000It's like, okay, that one, what was even said that was offensive?
02:35:18.000And the way they start the movie, I saw them in an interview and they told a story about the opening scene of the movie is a really shitty marionette and then it widens out and it's a marionette in France using a marionette.
02:38:19.000But it is a movie that you can come home at 2 in the morning and just be like, oh, I want to kill an hour, smoke some weed, and just throw it on.
02:39:40.000There's a scene where Ted's telling him about the weed he bought.
02:39:46.000I forget the exact dialogue, but he's like, yeah, it's called like...
02:39:50.000He's like I got some weed it's called like kill me now please you know and he's like why'd you get that he's like well the only other options were please make it stop make it stop like he's naming the weeds and they're all like this like paranoia fueled weed it's really funny you know sort of like maybe the the the jizz and the hair scene and something about Mary yeah it was so funny it took the whole movie yeah and then it's like you remember that yeah Because there's other stuff that's really funny in that movie that gets lost.
02:40:14.000Like Chris Elliott having the best wife ever is really funny, but he's still in love with Mary.
02:40:20.000That's just like a joke that kind of...
02:42:52.000It's a bad movie, but there's a scene in that movie where Superman flies over the Brooklyn Bridge and a fat white guy with a cigar and a newsboy hat goes, what the heck?
02:43:01.000And I was like, this is the worst movie I've ever seen.
02:43:05.000Literally, that happens in this movie.
02:44:41.000As long as you let the Hulk freak out.
02:44:43.000That's what they've been building up for the whole, all these five years of movies since The Last Avengers have been building to this big story.
02:44:48.000They gotta get rid of that dude with the bow and arrow.
02:46:02.000It does, but on a compound bow, you would definitely have it on the other side, but I've seen people do it that way.
02:46:07.000The thing is with a riser, like one of these bow risers, a recurve bow riser, it's kind of a different thing because your arrow is making contact with the riser as well.
02:46:18.000There's like way less accuracy with one of those things, especially that traditional kind of a setup the way he has.
02:46:24.000Like if you look at Archers in the Olympics, they have a bunch of different classes that they compete in.
02:46:32.000And when you have an arrow that has to brush up against the side of your bow like that, like those traditional old ones, those are the hardest to really develop real accuracy with.
02:47:39.000But if you were pulling back with your right arm, it would still be on the outside of the bow, right?
02:47:43.000If you were doing it with your right arm, a compound bow, it's on the other side.
02:47:48.000So if I'm holding it with my left side, the arrow's going to be on the left side.
02:47:51.000But I think on some traditional bows, and I'm talking out of my ass a little bit because I don't know too much about traditional bows, but I think there are some guys who put the arrow on the other side.
02:48:00.000And I think that was actually a part of that Lars Anderson's video.
02:48:16.000He was saying to have it on that side because it makes it easier to put onto the string if he's grabbing the arrow and just throwing it on the string rather than going over the top to the other side.
02:49:19.000I bet there's something to do with torque.
02:49:22.000But again, that's another thing, like if you just shoot with the same bow, the same weight arrows, over and over and over again with that, it's sort of like, you know how to throw a rock?
02:49:32.000If you have a baseball and there's a tree that's like 30 feet away, 40 feet away, you know how far or how hard you have to throw the ball to hit that tree.
02:49:41.000You know, you can actually get pretty close to a spot in that tree, just throwing it.
02:49:47.000Well, it's because you've done it a bunch of times.
02:49:50.000If you've played catch with a bunch of people, you kind of know what to do with a baseball.
02:49:53.000It's the same thing with a bow and arrow.
02:49:55.000Especially that kind, that style where you don't have a sight that you're looking through.
02:49:59.000You're just pulling back and you kind of know where the arrow's going to go.
02:50:02.000You just kind of know because you do it a lot.
02:50:04.000Yeah, but you have to do it every time.
02:50:05.000You have to bring it back exactly the same spot on your face every time, because if you go here, it's going to go different, it's going to go further, or if you go in front of your face, you don't pull it back all the way, it's going to go shorter.
02:50:16.000Right, but in some cases you want to be doing that, so you just have to know...
02:50:19.000No, you never want to be having it with a different form.
02:50:24.000You always want to pull it back to the exact same spot.
02:50:26.000You want to aim at different positions.
02:50:28.000So in other words, though, then the range of the bow is the same?
02:51:16.000Yeah, but like those old-timey dudes, I mean, they're just firing arrows in the middle of fucking war and shit, and that's why they had those big bands across their forearm to protect themselves from the strings.
02:52:17.000And then it's about trying to achieve a surprise shot.
02:52:22.000Then everything, once you're at full draw and fully locked in and you have proper form and you're aiming at the target, then it's about...
02:52:29.000You're using a release aid with a compound bow.
02:52:31.000It's not like you're letting go with your fingers like you would with a traditional bow.
02:52:34.000You have like a handle in your hand or on your wrist and you get to a certain point and then you lock on it and then you just start pulling back with your finger touching the trigger.
02:52:42.000So you don't activate the trigger by pulling your finger.
02:52:45.000You put your finger on the trigger and you activate it with your back.
02:52:59.000That's why if you see somebody, like, if they have a round in their gun and it's a blank...
02:53:04.000They go to hit it, or it's a dummy round where it doesn't go off, but you see them go like that as they pull the trigger, they have a bad trigger pull.
02:53:10.000And they have to, one of the things they do in training, like if you ever watch Tim Kennedy, this guy fought in the UFC, has a bunch of training video footage, he's a Navy SEAL, ranger, psychopath, awesome dude.
02:53:20.000My cousin actually is like a huge, he's like a competitive shooter, and he has like a crazy Instagram following, and he's like, You know, you can like quick draw and like all that stuff.
02:53:30.000I've watched tons of his stuff and he's just like, he's a beast, you know?
02:53:33.000And he does like, you know, he does...
02:56:35.000He's basically said that shoes are like a cast, and that the problem with those five-finger shoes is they had said a bunch of things that's going to prevent injuries, and they actually had a class-action lawsuit against them because a bunch of people got hurt.
02:56:47.000It'll prevent injuries eventually, but if you go too hard initially, your feet are not in condition.
02:56:54.000Dude, I was stunned how weak my feet are when I started doing, and I've done martial arts like most of my life, so I've always been doing things barefoot, but I had bitch-ass feet, and I didn't realize it, I didn't realize it until...
02:57:48.000They're going right in your fucking foot.
02:57:49.000But isn't the concept of that, too, is like you're running on the balls of your feet, but you're also sort of like falling forward, like you're using the momentum of gravity to carry you between each, so you're not doing as much impact.
02:57:59.000Well, you change your stance if you're running forward on the ball of your feet.
02:58:04.000Because if you're running backwards on the heels, you're leaning back more.
02:58:07.000As you're going forward, you just have to change your gait, and you change it into a leaning forward gait.
02:58:36.000Those other ways, the way that they develop for that thick-heeled running shoe way where you're landing on heel first, it's terrible for your knees.
02:58:43.000Your knees aren't mechanically designed that way.
02:58:45.000And they think that's one of the reasons why a lot of people who wear those kind of shoes develop knee problems, whereas a lot of the people in that book, which are running completely on the ball of their foot, a lot of them are wearing soles that they made out of tires, like strapped into some sort of a sandal.
03:00:21.000I worked out with this guy for a little while and he showed me these rubber balls that you can roll your feet on to engage the muscles.
03:00:34.000There were parts where I would hit a part of my foot Pain was like because it was just like a sore muscle from walking you know like and it's just like massaging it out but like parts of your body that you're just not like engaging and you just roll your foot on it and then you find the places that need to be like rolled out and Fuck man like it hurts like you're going between each toe and like you know that area here and it's like it's fucking painful because your feet are Just,
03:01:02.000you know, doing what they're doing all day and you're not really paying attention to them.
03:01:20.000Yeah, well, just apparently, according to Sisson, and it really makes sense, that your foot, the strength of your foot just atrophies if you just stuff it into a shoe because it has this hard surface where you're not really feeling the ground.
03:01:33.000There's all this cushioning so your foot doesn't...
03:01:37.000Like, giving in in the natural way of ball of the foot first, resist with the center of the foot and the arch, and then eventually drop down to the heel.
03:02:07.000And I'm like, I'm not going to put work gloves on for this or whatever, because there's a party that's like, yeah, maybe I'll get a splinter, but aren't you supposed to get some splinter?
03:02:14.000Aren't you supposed to have the ability to just use your hands the way they came?