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00:02:07.000It's a very good forum for people that are into political arguments.
00:02:12.000Like political arguments, gay rights arguments, there's a lot of like, that's like one of the last places where it's okay to say that you don't think gay people should be married.
00:02:23.000It's like, you know, I just know some people that I probably shouldn't know anymore.
00:02:29.000And occasionally, you know, we're on my real Facebook page, which I never go to.
00:02:34.000Like, if I go to it once a year, it's a lot.
00:02:36.000And that's where all the fake news stuff is.
00:02:38.000Like, I thought Pam Anderson died the other day, and it was just one of those fake news stories, and that's always where you find it, is on Facebook.
00:02:45.000Whenever you go and read an article and those things at the bottom, they're like, you should see what she looks like now.
00:03:18.000You go to CNN, and everything would be CNN. But now you go to CNN, everything's CNN up until the line, and then below the line, it's like sponsored content.
00:03:29.000This is so sneaky, because this is barely an ad.
00:03:32.000This is like an article on CNN that takes you to some new place, and every page, like you have to keep changing pages, and every page is like one paragraph.
00:03:43.000Like one paragraph on what Kevin Costner looked like in 1980. Okay, what about 81?
00:05:03.000I would like to see what the results were of this.
00:05:06.000Yeah, well, you would have to join the Bannon administration, and then they get you involved in Cambridge Analytics, and you've got to give up your fingerprints.
00:05:15.000I don't know how anybody could say, yeah, put that on Snapchat.
00:07:35.000It's so funny how privacy has changed over the years.
00:07:38.000Remember AOL 1 or 2, where you used to have member directory, where you just type in your address, and it'll show you all the users near your house, and then you could just instant message these people out of the blue and go, Hey, you look cute.
00:07:55.000Well, we were talking about this yesterday with Kurt Metzger.
00:07:57.000We were talking about Barry Crimmins, how Barry Crimmins, you know, Barry Crimmins has a, there's a documentary that Bobcat made for him about him called, They Call Me Lucky?
00:09:00.000This is what I was going to show you guys a second ago.
00:09:02.000I just saw a story yesterday that never before they thought iPhones could be cracked, and now this company has this little box, which there's a picture right here.
00:09:12.000$15,000 gets the police 300 license unlocks, and they can spend double and have unlimited unlocks, and it will unlock every iPhone newer than an iPhone 5S, it said.
00:09:23.000Their pricing structure is weird because if you get the $15,000 one, you're only allowed to do it at a location that's like geo-fenced in.
00:09:30.000You're not allowed to do it anywhere else.
00:10:02.000I just bought one of those little square devices you know so like if you're selling shirts after a show or something and it has that built into it so you could just people are just using their iPhones on it whoa yeah $40 device you get on Amazon that's crazy using it with your iMac is good too yeah it's a your iMac yeah if you buy something on your iMac and it's linked to your phone it'll just like you want to use apple pay and then you pull out your phone and confirm with your face or your well on my laptop it is a fingerprint for like for apple pay yeah Yeah,
00:12:45.000I mean, if it's the same as the Android phone one, it's good.
00:12:48.000Series like that girl that was really hot but decided to stop working out You know and she's like she's still pretty hot, but then all these other girls are going to the gym all the time Look at them like look at her butt though.
00:13:00.000Look at her legs and series just kind of Siri's kind of sloppy.
00:13:05.000It's pretty annoying now how many times my Siri and my Alexis go off just from people going, hey Siri, you know, like on a podcast or something and it just ruins everything.
00:13:14.000Yeah, if you have it set like that, I mean, we've probably triggered a ton of people just you doing that right there.
00:13:20.000People always complain when I say that.
00:13:22.000And then there's the hey Google complaint too.
00:13:44.000My Alexa did one of those things where, out of the blue, I think it was in the news recently, where you're just sitting there, and she just starts laughing.
00:15:18.000It's like, you've heard them do that with voice, like when they take people's voices and they chop them up and try to piece together some sort of audio of something that they didn't really say, if they're being obvious about it.
00:15:28.000But you know, there's technology right now, like Photoshop, that's going to allow people to stitch audio together.
00:15:33.000I believe we've talked about it on the podcast before.
00:16:31.000It's good enough to make you go, whoa, this wasn't around before.
00:16:35.000Like, if somebody showed you that Snapchat thing that all the girls do where they put dog faces on and shit and barf, barf and pretend to be a puppy dog or unicorns or whatever, if someone showed you that just ten years ago, you would be, holy shit, you wouldn't believe it.
00:20:19.000He's just joking around about if he got out of a plane and kissed the floor when he landed in America, it would be because he saw Xanax on the ground.
00:20:34.000I don't want anything that makes me feel like there's no problems.
00:20:37.000I think the only reason why a lot of people don't do it is because they don't have a friend that has a bunch of Xanax that's constantly giving them Xanax or something.
00:20:44.000Because I never see pills or, you know, I'm not around that road at all.
00:20:47.000Like, oh, I don't even know what a Xanax looks like, you know?
00:21:52.000If you're anxious, you're driving in traffic every day and people are on their phones and not paying attention and everything you eat gives you cancer.
00:23:08.000Go to where those old school guineas landed on boats and fucked each other on the rocks and made a bunch of them and they all stayed there.
00:28:41.000And they're gonna go, how is that possible?
00:28:44.000That they had the internet, they had all this knowledge, they had all these scientific studies that had been done, they knew about psychology and ideologies, they knew about the health, like, what health benefits, bogus fucking health benefits, oh, less likely to get AIDS. Get the fuck out of here.
00:29:02.000If you're getting AIDS or not getting AIDS based on the fact that you're circumcised or not circumcised, you are dancing on such a fine edge in your life.
00:29:10.000I want to see more data from that study.
00:29:14.000I don't want to just see, do you get AIDS? I want to see how fucking, how crazy are you?
00:29:50.000No one should be tax-exempt, especially someone who's taking in shit-fucking-ton piles of money.
00:29:56.000If you're some sort of church or whatever, and you're getting donations in the millions and millions of dollars, and you're like one of them Benny Hinn assholes out there driving a Bentley, Amazon Inc.
00:30:07.000paid zero federal taxes in 2017. Gets 789 million windfall from new tax law.
00:33:14.000It's not in anybody's interest that these huge companies like Amazon or anything that size that has fucking billions of dollars that they should just be able to get together And influence a politician with a shit ton of money and then the politician does their bidding and helps them be bigger and stronger and maybe fucks over some people.
00:34:05.000It should have been fixed a long time ago.
00:34:08.000If you think of all the shit like insider trading that is illegal, like if Jamie really did know something about Facebook, and then he told us, like, hey dude, shit's going down.
00:34:20.000Get rid of all your Facebook stock right now.
00:34:22.000And you and I went crazy and got rid of it.
00:34:41.000To influence politicians and have corporations spend shit tons of money and then obviously get preferential treatment and obviously get laws pushed.
00:36:29.000But one of the things that it details is how many of these guys were professors that were making these suggestions, like working as consultants to the government, making these suggestions that wind out to be horribly irresponsible financially, and then those guys get giant jobs afterwards that pay fucking millions of dollars.
00:36:53.000You made these sort of, you know, weird suggestions that if you looked at, like in the movie Inside Job, he goes over it with these professors like, how the fuck could you have thought this?
00:37:21.000And this movie's really good, because in one of the scenes, he's talking to one of these big-time bank guys, and in the middle of talking to him, the guy realizes what's going on.
00:37:30.000He gets a real hostile, but he keeps going like his arrogance allows him to like keep battling this guy But he keeps like looking dumber and dumber because the guy was doing the interview is really good The guy who put together this documentary is really good.
00:37:43.000It's an it's a fascinating documentary that gives you a real insight into how complicated complicated and fucking Distorted the system is like it's very distorted for those people that are just like those rich banker guys All they're doing is moving money.
00:38:03.000Imagine having all that money and what do you do?
00:38:13.000I just couldn't I I just can't imagine we still use it.
00:38:17.000I mean, I'm sure someone like Peter Schiff could come and school me and explain it to me, but I Feel like it should be like one goat equals one piece of gold As soon as you go higher than that it just as soon as you get into speculation and Shorting and oh my god Buying and selling stock in a company and a company can crash like that.
00:38:44.000And that's like, unfortunately, what's happened to Babies R Us and Toys R Us is that they weren't getting killed by Amazon.
00:38:51.000It was just them taking debt in and like this finance company that bought them just pretty much, you know, going crazy in debt from bad spending and it had nothing to do with Toys R Us' business.
00:39:25.000Like, if my kids would do something good or we would make a promise, like, hey, if we're going to do this project and when we're done with this project, you guys can pick out a toy.
00:39:32.000So you give them, like, a work-reward type situation.
00:41:14.000There was a doll that looked exactly like Barbie that guys used to carry around and give to women and it was like a way of flirting with a woman like, hey, this is what I want to see you wearing later.
00:42:50.000They decided, how are we going to fight Star Wars toys?
00:42:53.000They were like, let's make it bigger and stronger so that if you see a He-Man doll next to a Star Wars toy, it's like, who's this little pussy doll, you know?
00:43:00.000And then they made a cartoon around it.
00:44:13.000This proto Barbie was just shy of a foot tall with bulging breasts and platinum blonde ponytail made up for a night in the town with red puckered lips and blue eyeshadow.
00:45:18.000Another shows Lily in a bikini when a policeman tells her that two-piece swimsuits are illegal, she says, oh, and in your opinion, which part should I take off?
00:45:30.000One interesting thing, too, is how Barbie gets so much shit from being a fatter woman, having the body issues and stuff like that.
00:45:38.000There was a workout Barbie, and she had a little scale, and the scale had a sticker on it, and it was stuck at 110 pounds.
00:45:46.000And then there was also a book that came with it, like a cookbook, or a book that's like, How to Lose Weight, and on the back it says, Don't Eat.
00:45:59.000And then it talked about how Malibu Barbie, like, was the first one that, like, have the eyes stare right at you, so it was, like, more sexual or something.
00:46:09.000You don't want to, you know, I mean, the thing about those dolls and all that stuff is, like, you're putting something in a kid's head that this is what an adult looks like.
00:46:20.000But I guess you're doing the same thing with He-Man.
00:47:39.000Without it ever being requested by someone.
00:47:43.000Like if you just, on your own, you decided to say that's fat shaming.
00:47:48.000Like you saw it and you pointed it out and it became an issue about a public event or a public person or a public celebrity said, I'm being fat shamed and it was a man.
00:49:25.000If I was guessing, when you said 230 or whatever the fuck we thought it was, I would be like, well, that's like a world record or some shit.
00:52:39.000They should have gave him that marathon shoe that they created just so that someone could break two hours and see if Burt could be the one.
00:52:46.000It supposedly saves like 4% off your time.
00:53:27.000So if I stepped in water, and then I stepped on the tile next to the pool, and if it was like cement or something like that where you could see my footprint, you would see a flat cave band footprint.
00:56:13.000But right now, as soon as it dries up, because it's been raining a lot out here, as soon as it dries up, I go back to those Vibram Five Fingers.
00:56:19.000Because those things make you use your toes.
00:57:27.000I mean, you're used to looking at different kinds of shoes.
00:57:30.000You look at that little tiny slipper thing on a dude's face, like, hey, get out of here with your weird ideas, with your fucking slipper feet.
00:57:37.000But it's just something you got to get used to.
00:58:22.000You ever heard of people that drive cars a lot and they have a big fat wallet?
00:58:25.000They wind up getting problems with their back.
00:58:27.000They'll get a disc slippage because they're kind of getting a bulging disc because they're always leaning on one side.
00:58:34.000You're doing your body a disservice by keeping it in an unnatural position or in any sort of static position for long periods of time.
00:58:43.000So when you have a static position like...
00:58:46.000Sitting with a big fat wallet in your ass, it eventually starts to break you down.
00:58:50.000The argument is that that same kind of shit is happening with heels.
00:58:54.000So if you're wearing a sneaker that has like a heel to it, that you're constantly, especially if you're doing explosive exercises, you're constantly limiting the range of your heel.
00:59:06.000My thing, though, is because I also have bad flat feet, that if I have like a Converse All-Star, I feel like I need more support because it makes me walk almost pigeon-toed or something like that.
01:00:42.000I'll still wear a pair of running shoes every now and then if I feel like it, you know, but I just don't think they should be worn every day.
01:03:21.000Your body has, like, a whole system, you know, and that whole system is fortified by you eating fermented foods and things that are probiotic and yogurt and, like, strategies that people have come up with over the years to introduce probiotic foods into their diet.
01:03:39.000And some of it was by accident, by just trying to preserve things, and they fermented.
01:03:43.000And some of it was, you know, they figured out like, hey, you know, we can do this and I have a better result with that.
01:03:49.000And, you know, that's really what's...
01:03:56.000I mean, you're going to get ringworm anyway if you're exposed to it all the time and you have open sores and you can't get to a shower in time.
01:04:02.000It's totally likely that you could get it.
01:04:03.000But I guarantee you your recovery time and the instances that you get it will be less likely.
01:04:09.000If you take acidophilus, if you take, I like kombucha, there's a bunch of different probiotics you can take.
01:04:15.000And it's just a very smart thing for your body.
01:04:21.000But that's one of the things about Diet Coke.
01:04:23.000I think Diet Coke, as delicious as it is, wrecks your healthy skin flora.
01:04:30.000I just read the other day, if you drink one Diet Coke a day, like something about Alzheimer's, I think it is, where there's a direct connection to...
01:04:38.000I forget what it was, but that's pretty scary.
01:09:13.000It's probably just an AP story they put up.
01:09:15.000Yeah, I think it exactly is, because I know I saw it on something else.
01:09:18.000Get it a little bigger so I can read it here.
01:09:20.000After the internet was buzz about astronaut Scott Kelly's purported altered DNA after his year in space, NASA has clarified the findings in their study.
01:09:34.000From all those things I clicked, you fuckheads.
01:09:37.000NASA says University of Tennessee's graduate...
01:09:40.000Gene's expression changed by about 7%.
01:09:43.000Gene expression is how your body reacts to your environment and stress fractures.
01:09:49.000They said this level of change in gene expression was within the expected range for humans in stressful environments like scuba diving or mountain climbing!
01:12:25.000I mean, if you have rabies, do they have a cure?
01:12:28.000I think, as an example, if you get bit by a raccoon, you have to go through all those 100 shots type thing.
01:12:36.000I don't know how long you have to do that.
01:12:40.000Anybody that thinks that all vaccinations are bad is a fucking idiot.
01:12:48.000If you really think that it's all some sort of a big giant conspiracy to ruin people and make a ton of money, you're crazy.
01:12:55.000If people are getting jacked by vaccinations, that is an unfortunate side effect of one of the most spectacular things that human beings have ever created.
01:13:04.000They created a way to combat diseases that killed untold millions.
01:13:10.000I mean, think about the fucking malaria vaccinations.
01:17:19.000What is the actual process that allows something to evolve into a plant that can eat a rat?
01:17:26.000You ever see that plant that gets all slippery and smells good so the rats come near and they fall into the hole and it's into this like this looks like a like a tulip like a giant thick tulip and it just absorbs the rat like how the fuck did that start and that's what it does all the time like it tricks the rats like what the fuck like what was stage one like what was that thing like in the beginning what did it like did it catch a bug and the bugs are cool but I like to get one of them furry fuckers it's always chewing on my leaves you know There's
01:17:58.000just so many different forms of life, and this is all we know about Earth.
01:18:02.000Like we were talking about exploring the ocean.
01:18:06.000Can you imagine if we found some crazy fucking half-human looking things that live under there?
01:18:12.000I think I told you about this before, but there's this plant.
01:18:14.000It's on planet Earth too, so I'm not really going to show the footage, but it has these seedlings on this specific island somewhere that these birds come And land, and they eat the seeds, and then they also get stuck to the birds' bodies, and as they fly around, that's how it spreads.
01:18:28.000But the birds can get them stuck to them so much that it gets stuck on the ground, and they can't fly anymore.
01:19:06.000My favorite one is that cordyceps mushroom that grows in those ants and the other ants recognize that this is a problem, that this thing died with these ants.
01:19:17.000These ants died with these mushrooms growing inside of it and the spores We'll build up inside this thing's body and then explode and spray through the air and infect all the other ants around it.
01:21:18.000I mean, there's a bunch of different kinds of cordyceps mushroom, but what they found is that high-altitude yak herders or cattle herders...
01:24:38.000Sloughed off the notion that Russia was behind the poisoning former Russian spy and his daughter, saying any sensible person would understand that this is delirium and nonsense.
01:24:48.000It is unthinkable that we would do such a thing.
01:24:51.000The first thing that came to mind, if it was a military-grade agent, he would have died on the spot.
01:24:57.000They would have died on the spot, obviously, said Putin, speaking in the party headquarters in Moscow shortly.
01:25:02.000After he spoke to a crowd in central Moscow.
01:25:12.000Putin also says he's never met Trump before the election, and then there's like video from like three years ago, Trump saying, I met Putin, you know, and like...
01:25:31.000I'm enjoying it because I think this is what's fun about this time is even with like and this is partly because we have a guy like Trump in office is that everything seems like there's nobody at the wheel everything from top to bottom these people scrambling to take the wheel I'll take the wheel and right this ship but there's no one at the wheel it's all craziness right now it's craziness culturally it's craziness politically It's craziness economically.
01:26:13.000A guy got fucking sentenced, or he got convicted, and will be sentenced soon, I think he gets sentenced in April, for getting his dog to make a Hitler salute.
01:31:19.000I'll just go somewhere where I can talk about anything.
01:31:20.000I don't want to go somewhere where I can only talk about certain things.
01:31:23.000It's like, I've done a few, air quote, clean shows in my day, where I got a gig, especially when I was first starting out, they're like, hey, can you do a half an hour clean?
01:31:36.000I would just edit the shit out of something, use words that, you know, there's like innuendo that you can get away with, and I could sort of squeak by with a bullshit half hour set, you know?
01:31:51.000It's just like, what I want to be able to do is find out what's the best way to express the thoughts that are in my mind that are funny.
01:31:59.000The best way is never by censoring yourself.
01:32:02.000The best way is by figuring out what's the best way to express yourself.
01:32:06.000Sometimes censorship can be a tool though for writing.
01:32:08.000Like if you know that you can't swear or you know, like for joke writing, one of the cool things about Twitter It was that you had 140 characters.
01:32:17.000Now, obviously, you have more, you have 280, but the 140 made you write a joke very concisely if you wanted to be funny.
01:32:25.000You know, you'd have to have set up, punchline, cut out all that.
01:32:51.000Like when you're actually expressing yourself, when you're actually doing the work, like going on stage, doing a show, you should be able to do whatever the fuck you want.
01:34:06.000Colleges will pay you some serious cash.
01:34:07.000When I was coming up in the early days, I did one of those NACA conferences, National Association for College Campus Activities, I think it is.
01:34:17.000And if you get booked by a bunch of schools, dude, it is amazing.
01:34:25.000That was the first time I made good money.
01:34:28.000I would travel, and I'd go to all these different weird fucking Olivet, Michigan, some university there, some weird university in the middle of nowhere in Ohio, and they'd take you out.
01:34:39.000To some local fucking country bar afterwards.
01:34:41.000You're doing shots with kids who go to school there.
01:35:16.000Even back then, they were real sensitive.
01:35:18.000Kids are real sensitive, and they're always looking to...
01:35:21.000They don't have a lot of life experience, right?
01:35:23.000So their life experience is limited to 18 years.
01:35:26.000Most of it's been under the care of their parents, for most kids.
01:35:29.000Then all of a sudden, they're at school, and they're flexing their wings and their muscles, and they object to things, and they've decided that these things are inappropriate, and these things shouldn't be said, and this isn't true.
01:35:45.000I mean, they take you literally too often.
01:35:48.000They think some subjects are just period taboo, because they are period taboo in offices and in some schools, and there's some things they can't say.
01:35:56.000So if they can't say it, they don't want you to say it.
01:35:58.000It's a very weird time for kids, you know?
01:36:02.000That's why it's so crazy that you have all these fucking dorks that are stuck in that system that graduated from college then started teaching and have these ridiculous Marxist ideas and loony fucking left-wing ideologies and they're brainwashing these kids about gender neutral or gender fluidity and making safe spaces and all this stupid shit like what you're doing is is like further cushioning and coddling them And then what are they going to do?
01:36:31.000They're just going to join academia as well?
01:36:34.000They're going to get through their schooling and teach in this weird insulated little thought bubble that you guys have created?
01:36:39.000So when people look at these people screaming and yelling and calling people Nazis and on school campuses and all this fucking chaos that's going on, this is what happens.
01:36:49.000This is what happens when you baby people.
01:36:51.000This is what happens when you set up this environment Where they can never, ever interface with the real world.
01:36:58.000They just exist in this super hypersensitive, hyper-progressive bubble where nothing is produced, nothing is created.
01:37:07.000And you're teaching people ideas, and the ideas are being promoted by a person who, in a lot of situations, has never even been out in the real world working.
01:37:30.000You know, that these are these, in a lot of ways, it's kind of like royalty.
01:37:35.000In a lot of ways, it's kind of like weird political systems that get corrupt.
01:37:39.000Like things, ideas get corrupt as much as like finances get corrupt.
01:37:43.000Like, people feel a way to extract social points by promoting their ideas and by forcing their ideas down other people's throats and having them accept it and mimic that as well.
01:37:55.000It also reinforces that they're doing their life right and everybody else is doing their life wrong.
01:37:59.000So it becomes this weird psychological wrestling match that people are doing with people, you know, in the outside world.
01:38:06.000I mean, I've had a lot of guests on to talk about this subject, but I think this subject It's one of the reasons why it rings true to people is because I think we all realize this is happening in just in life in general and there's a lot of weird control battles going on in life in general and in Telling a guy that he can't have his dog say see I can't say see his dog and have his dog lift his arm up Telling a guy that he can't do that is just stupid.
01:38:34.000Because you're making it a way bigger thing than it should be.
01:38:38.000It should be a stupid video that no one cares about.
01:38:40.000I mean, it's still up on YouTube, so that shows you how stupid it is.
01:38:47.000Did you see what YouTube did to Crowder?
01:38:50.000When Steven Crowder went to an LBGTQ event in Austin, and he had a dude show up saying that he identifies as a robot, and he says all this really rude shit.
01:39:04.000Twitter got him in trouble, now YouTube.
01:40:09.000The point is, one thing that's been shown is that they're trying to silence more, they're trying to stop the spread of conservative ideology and spread liberal ideology.
01:40:23.000Like, they're actively trying to do that.
01:40:25.000I feel like there's a real worry that when you have a platform, whether it's YouTube or something like that, That you could get infected by, say, shit posters.
01:41:40.000And I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'm saying it strengthens the position of the people that you oppose because they are being suppressed.
01:41:48.000Like, you can see they're being suppressed.
01:41:51.000You put a guy in jail because his dog says, listen, pop, when he says, see, hi, like, boy, you just looked real fucking stupid to most people, and now the fight is on.
01:42:02.000And now it's going to be this swarm of controversy where people are freaking, I just found out about it yesterday.
01:42:08.000I just found out about it last night, I think.
01:42:11.000It might have been this morning when I woke up.
01:42:18.000This famous conspiracy theorist, his videos have been coming up in the YouTube kids' app, teaching, like, Flat Earth-type shit, and, like, we didn't go to the planet or moon.
01:42:37.000No, this is in defense of them because I had dinner with some bigwigs at YouTube and some of the stuff they said was very annoying and not calling things hate speech that just weren't.
01:42:48.000Like talking about someone who got a community guideline strike because they put a conversation up in their playlist between Sam Harris and Douglas Murray.
01:44:04.000You hear the tone, you know, like someone saying that they're saying it to friends and they're joking around, they're being silly and everybody's laughing.
01:44:42.000You're deciding what people can and can't say, and then they're also demonetizing things.
01:44:47.000And we've had some demonetized ones that were just like, okay, there's got to be some sort of an algorithm going on here, where there's a word we say, and that word triggers some sort of a response, and then they say that it's up for...
01:44:58.000We have it up for manual review sometimes, but our Douglas Murray one, where we talked about YouTube demonetizing videos, that one got demonetized.
01:45:55.000But if I was, and I worked at a company like Google, imagine how fucking on the outside you would feel.
01:46:02.000Like, is it illegal to be conservative?
01:46:04.000Like, isn't there a responsible, ethical form of conservatism that's not racist, not homophobic, but presumes that a conservative person in power would be more fiscally responsible, will have economic policies that they agree with, interventionalist policies they agree with?
01:46:20.000I don't think that that's outside the realm of possibility, that a reasonable person could be conservative.
01:46:25.000But if you work for any big tech company, that's not in the menu.
01:47:20.000It's a motivation for you to censor your speech.
01:47:23.000Whatever you're making it for in the first place, you presume that someone was just making it to make it.
01:47:29.000But there's an absolute monetary value if they put ads on it.
01:47:32.000So if they take away the monetary value and they do it specifically because you chose a certain subject, that is in fact a form of censorship.
01:47:41.000What they're doing is encouraging you to self-censor in order to make more money.
01:47:45.000They can say, hey, you can do whatever the fuck you want, but we're going to decide that if you talk about fill in the blank, that subject, no money.
01:47:53.000So don't talk about that subject anymore.
01:47:55.000They're not going to give you money because they're sharing that money with you, though.
01:47:58.000You could still share that video on your Twitter channel.
01:48:01.000You could still share it on your blog and still make money if you could find your own advertisers.
01:48:40.000I think that demonetizing is not a good thing because of other ways, other reasons that it happens on YouTube because they then have an incentive to share monetized videos because they're making money on them.
01:48:51.000I get that, but it's just because it's demonetized.
01:50:46.000I've been using Vimeo Live lately, and if you have YouTube Live and you look at the chat room in YouTube, 90% just negative, angry, poor shit.
01:50:56.000Vimeo community, I think we had like 400 people last night watching Kill Tony.
01:51:01.000Everyone was positive, just nice, happy, no negative trolling.
01:51:31.000It's gonna be an IP ban that someone was at your house and now you're banned from using YouTube because someone was over or a neighbor is using your Wi-Fi and they fucked you.
01:51:38.000It's also your responsibility to know that, I guess.
01:52:42.000It's definitely not out yet, but they just showed this thing that they can turn written scripts into very crude CGI virtual reality experiences.
01:53:12.000This is probably going to be like the upper-level CGI. Like, you're going to be able to write it, then you're going to be able to talk into it, and it's going to create things.
01:53:20.000You're going to have a fucking headset on, and you're going to be in a room, and you're going to say, I want to be in the Avatar world and ride a dragon, and I want to be blue, and I want to have a bow and arrow, and I want to go to the Tree of Life, and all that shit's going to be right in front of you.
01:53:36.000Yeah, they're going to just be able to do it with virtual reality based on your suggestions.
01:53:39.000And then they're going to figure out a way to get your brain to interface with that thing.
01:53:43.000Whereas they've already figured out a way to get a kid to move his cursor.
01:53:46.000Someone was paralyzed and they got this person to move their cursor.
01:55:01.000This is very, very new and it's already out and they just announced the new Vive Pro.
01:55:06.000Yeah, if you try to play Quake on this, they're gonna fuck you up.
01:55:09.000Try to use your shitty eyes and some dude's holding a mouse.
01:55:13.000But it's very close to having this, like, with either in your phone, so you can just control games on your phone or put that in a little AR, VR headset.
01:56:36.000The real cool thing I think about the movie, which is the plot, which doesn't give away much because I haven't read the book, so I don't know.
01:56:40.000It sounds like something that could happen soon is that there's like a bug in the game and there's a prize for it.
01:56:49.000Like Willy Wonka style, yeah, you get the whole thing.
01:56:51.000And what's really interesting is that the movie also has, because you pick an avatar, just like a video game or Facebook, so people are picking like, I want to be King Kong.
01:57:00.000So King Kong's in it, and like Back to the Future cars in it, and Akira's motorcycles in it.
01:57:18.000I mean, if they're going to continue the same path that they're on now, if you go back and look at the video games we used to see when we were kids, when you play Mortal Kombat, On a console.
01:58:25.000They would think, they would say, well, are they like wildlife?
01:58:28.000They're like wildlife after a certain point.
01:58:29.000Because if we all started out as some sort of proto-hominid back in the early days of evolution, right, we started as some sort of primitive primate and then eventually evolved to be what we are now.
02:00:30.000When I was getting my eyes looked at, the doctor said that how people's eyes are a lot worse nowadays.
02:00:36.000And remember when you were a kid, your mom was like, don't sit so close to the TV. But now we're putting goggles in our eyes, like one inch from our eye.
02:03:49.000That can be performed with a smartphone, the first part.
02:03:52.000And then the doctors create the laser pattern, and then they fucking stormtrooper your eyeball, drop some chemicals on there, and the chemicals get in through the holes that you've made in your eyeball.
02:04:10.000I mean, I think that's going to happen with that.
02:04:14.000Hearing will probably get something for that soon, too.
02:04:16.000What if it's one of those artificial hip things?
02:04:20.000Like, an artificial hip is like, it does work, but I'm always like, man, I feel like they're going to figure out a better way in like five years.
02:05:54.000I think when, you know, we're thinking back like 20, 30 years ago, you never heard about this shit, and now you're hearing about it, like how much better is it going to be in 20, 30 years from now?
02:06:03.000I mean, how much of it is going to be nanoparticles mixed with stem cells and they just fucking regenerate your whole body, you know?
02:06:13.000I think people are going to be able to not just regenerate limbs, but I think they're gonna be able to regrow your body, like refresh your body.
02:06:21.000Like whatever your old bullshit ass cells that you have in your body, they're gonna figure out where the memories are actually stored.
02:06:28.000That's gonna be that's gonna be a trip if we find out that memories are not just in your head but also in your body.
02:06:34.000So like what if we completely redo the body but keep the brain and you don't remember shit?
02:06:42.000Your brain is just a conduit for these memories that are stored in your soul.
02:06:48.000And you've kind of replaced yourself with some fake zombie body with nanobots.
02:08:46.000Whatever it is, imagine that those memories in that heart remain in the heart and you transfer your heart into somebody else's body.
02:08:58.000That's what happens when people get heart transplants and certain people have said that they have certain weird cravings and they think about things that they never thought about before.
02:09:08.000It's like you might be literally interfacing with someone else's memories.
02:09:13.000Imagine doing someone else's memories in your body.
02:09:16.000Like people that get kidney transplants.
02:09:18.000Imagine you get some memories along with that and you're like, what is this, a dream?
02:09:23.000Or do I remember some shit I did when I was five but it wasn't me?
02:09:29.000Like think about your memories of being five how fleeting how How like barely visible how like in the darkest darkest darkest corner of what you could Possibly describe as a real memory in terms of like being able to describe all those everything around you It's like almost nothing there almost nothing there.
02:09:53.000I'll give that to somebody else Give that to somebody else.
02:09:56.000And they have that shit just bouncing around their head.
02:10:26.000Every cell in your body reproduces, right?
02:10:30.000Every cell in your body changes, and over the course of seven to eight years, you essentially don't have any of the same cells in your body except your neurons.
02:10:41.000Is that an urban legend or is that 100% real?
02:12:40.000How much has that affected who people are because you become so much more self-aware, right?
02:12:47.000Remember that bit that I was doing last year about, like, I was doing my last Netflix special about the selfie?
02:12:54.000Somewhere along the line, people change the way they pose in pictures.
02:12:57.000Because if you look at the first pictures, people just stood there and looked hungry.
02:13:01.000All those pictures from the 1800s, they just look skinny and gaunt and hungry.
02:13:06.000And if you saw a picture from like 1860, and there was a girl with her butt out, and she was doing duck lips, Like, that bitch is a time traveler.
02:14:11.000Imagine being in a small cabin with that dude just playing that stupid guitar and singing these horrible songs with his rotten shit breath.
02:14:19.000They didn't even know what the fuck a toothbrush was.
02:14:23.000Your teeth just fell out of your fucking head like everybody else.
02:14:27.000That guy below, the boxer, looks like it's not even like he's trying to be tough.
02:15:18.000So I guess they, just because in heaven, tiny gloves or no gloves, they just decided they're going to try to lean away from the punches more and just kind of jab at each other with knuckles.
02:15:27.000You can't just wade in like, I mean, you could if you were Mike Tyson, but they just didn't know how to do it right back then either.
02:15:34.000Like, even if you watch If you watch modern boxing, like you watch Canelo Alvarez versus Gennady Golovkin, and you see two of the highest level guys in the game go at each other, it looks so much different than watching old school boxing.
02:15:50.000Old school boxing was like, you had Sugar Ray Robinson who could have fought and been a world champion today, and then a bunch of guys he beat the shit out of, and then you have a bunch of guys that have one kind of style, and there's inconsistencies in the greatness.
02:16:05.000Some of them look like Marvin Hagler could have been a world champion today.
02:16:08.000And then other ones, you go back way far back, and you go, hmm, this guy's got this weird fucking style.
02:16:15.000I wonder if his style is just derived because of the little gloves.
02:16:19.000They just didn't know as much about boxing then.
02:16:21.000Go watch an old Jim Jeffries fight, and then imagine what Lennox Lewis would do to him.
02:20:40.000How about he pins your right arm down with his left shin, gets on top of you, and just starts smashing the edge of the elbow into your eye sockets, into your nose, cuts across your forehead, slices you open like a fucking melon.
02:22:09.000He's just not in that world like CM Punk's a 40 year old guy who is a professional entertainer Who is basically a beginner, but he knows enough where you would we would bet money on him He knows enough for you like imagine if CM Punk who is a big guy he cuts down to 170 and compared to Floyd Floyd's fought it like I think he fought it started his career I want to say 130,
02:22:34.000135. Go to Floyd Mayweather's beginning fights.
02:22:40.000But at the very least, he's definitely fought at 145. As a grown man, he's fought at 155. CM Punk's way bigger.
02:22:50.000So if he could figure out a way to get the fight to the ground and lock in something simple, like a guillotine, if he has a good guillotine, that's what I would say.
02:22:59.000If I was going to work with a guy like that, I would say, we're going to concentrate on one fucking choke and we're going to get that thing down to laser beam.
02:23:09.000So just if you just spent all your time doing like one Marcelo Garcia style choke, just figured out one good choke, one where you know that if you get that chin down, you tuck it in and slap it on, one choke,
02:23:24.000whatever it is, that you know how to close that fucker up 90% of the time on people that know how to defend.
02:25:37.000He's balling on a level that neither of us could ever understand.
02:25:41.000You know how much money you have to spend to fly everywhere in private jets and have limos everywhere you go and have five Bentleys and six Ferraris and all the shit that that guy has?
02:25:49.000How much money it takes to maintain that lifestyle and then he's got a strip club and he's got a giant mansion He's got a bunch of people working for him all the time and he spends on everything that dude buys half million dollar watches He's just always buying shit.
02:26:03.000He buys the most ridiculous shit and puts it on his Instagram And gambles like crazy crazy gambling like bet a million dollars on a fucking basketball game Yo, did he win?
02:26:17.000I don't know I don't pay attention, dude.
02:28:15.000So when he's boxing and he's hardly ever getting hit and winning decisions, there's got to be a way to get people to keep coming to these fights.
02:32:53.000And it's because of your brain produces really strong chemicals when you're in there because it's, you know, it's going, holy shit, we're dying.
02:33:00.000It produces cold shock proteins, what they call them.
02:33:02.000And it also produces norepinephrine, which is like a version of adrenaline.
02:33:46.000The worst is when they go on and off intermittently in the night.
02:33:51.000They just wake you up in the middle of the night.
02:33:54.000When we were at the Detroit Fillmore, they were talking about how men used to come in there during, you know, like whatever the fuck year it was when they invented this, when they built this amazing theater in Detroit.
02:34:06.000But it was one of the first places in town that got air conditioning.
02:34:09.000So people would buy a ticket just to come in and sleep.
02:34:12.000Because it was so hot in the summertime.
02:34:14.000And then they'd go there and they'd be like, oh...
02:38:52.000But here's the thing, the guy seems content.
02:38:56.000How many 76 year olds do you run into that are depressed, that don't seem content, that don't seem to have any vitality?
02:39:04.000I mean, we have to accept What life is going to give all of us and it's a fucking an end where your body's failing and you and I are starting to see that now with a shit vision, you know, I see it now with my My ability to recover from injuries like special especially this tendonitis over this tendonitis in my elbow and It's really shocking.
02:39:28.000Because I never had real tendinitis before.
02:44:24.000But you never get a cheeseburger from Wendy's that doesn't look like it's been stuffed into one of those fucking foil things and pressed down.
02:44:34.000That's why you say pickles on the side so it makes fresh every time.