The Joe Rogan Experience - April 04, 2018


Joe Rogan Experience #1100 - Liz Phair


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 57 minutes

Words per Minute

192.96443

Word Count

22,609

Sentence Count

2,547

Misogynist Sentences

57

Hate Speech Sentences

26


Summary

In this episode, I sit down with singer-songwriter/songwriter Joe Pesci to talk about his early days as a musician, growing up in the late 80s/early 90s in the San Francisco Bay Area, touring with bands like Liz Phair and Dave Chapele, and how he got his start as a songwriter and producer. We talk about how he went from living in a garage to becoming a full-time musician, and what it's like to play music in front of a live audience. We also talk about the early days of his band, Exile in Guyville, and his new album, Girlly Sound, which is out now! This episode is brought to you by Native Creative, a division of Native Creative Records. Native Creative is a record label that specializes in the production and distribution of original albums and singles by Native artists from the North Coast of North America and the South Coast of America. They are located in Los Angeles, CA and have been working with Native Creative for over 20 years. They produce and distribute all original Native Creative music, including Exile In Guyville and other projects such as Girlly Sounds. They are also working on a new box set celebrating the life and career of the late singer/songwriting legend, Johnny Rambler, "Girly Sound." . and they are looking to raise awareness about the music they produce. of the music industry. and share it with the community. We hope you enjoy this episode. as much as we enjoyed making it. Thank you so much love and support. - we appreciate you, we really deeply and appreciate the support we get from you. Thank you for listening. We really appreciate it. We can t wait to do this! - thank you, so much, so we can't wait to make it even better. We love you, more and more. xoxo - P.S. We'll see you in the next episode with more of you next week - we'll be back next week! xo - Tom Belladonna -- Tom Bell Tom Bellavoy Jake Sarah Matt Brian Adam Joe Mike Jack Tim David John Evan Paul Chris Ben James Chad Michael Daniel Andrew Matthew


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Keep joints in it, but it's not quite big enough.
00:00:02.000 The hole's not quite a joint height.
00:00:04.000 Oh, yeah, because they come out like all bent and sad.
00:00:07.000 Oh, we're alive.
00:00:07.000 Yeah, I tried to keep joints in there, but it didn't.
00:00:10.000 What did you put in there?
00:00:11.000 They all kind of were like, it was like half on, half smushed.
00:00:14.000 You need one of those bubblegum brains.
00:00:17.000 I didn't want to fanboy out when I met you, but I'm a huge fan.
00:00:23.000 Thank you very much.
00:00:24.000 I really love your music.
00:00:25.000 I think Dave Cross is the first guy who turned me on to you.
00:00:28.000 Really?
00:00:28.000 Yeah.
00:00:29.000 I don't remember how.
00:00:30.000 I just remember him telling me about Exile and Guyville.
00:00:33.000 Do you mean Mr. Show?
00:00:34.000 Yeah.
00:00:35.000 Yeah, he's the one.
00:00:36.000 He was a big...
00:00:37.000 Mr. Show was in my happiest touring iteration.
00:00:40.000 Like, that was what we watched every night after the show.
00:00:43.000 We'd hit the bus and everyone would watch Mr. Show until he passed out.
00:00:47.000 That's a genius show.
00:00:48.000 I think it's like for Bob.
00:00:50.000 I mean, Bob did great on Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad.
00:00:54.000 He's done a lot of other stuff.
00:00:55.000 It's awesome, too.
00:00:56.000 But there's something about the two of those guys together.
00:00:59.000 Very unusual combination.
00:01:00.000 And their writing is just so bizarre and weird.
00:01:03.000 But they did a Netflix thing for a while.
00:01:05.000 I don't know.
00:01:06.000 Are they still doing that?
00:01:07.000 Do you know?
00:01:08.000 I think he's doing those other shows now.
00:01:09.000 I don't think so.
00:01:11.000 Too bad.
00:01:12.000 Anyway.
00:01:13.000 Dave Cross introduced me to Liz Phair.
00:01:16.000 That's a nice touchstone, since it was part of my touring life.
00:01:20.000 There you go.
00:01:20.000 I feel very good about that.
00:01:22.000 So you got, what do you have now?
00:01:23.000 You have a box set out coming out?
00:01:25.000 A compilation?
00:01:26.000 Is that what it is?
00:01:26.000 Yeah, it's kind of like a reissue of my first record, Exile in Guyville, with the original girly sound tapes that I made on a four track in, god, late 80s, early 90s.
00:01:42.000 Was that when you were living at home?
00:01:44.000 Yeah, that was when I was recalled back from San Francisco having not gotten a job and run out of money and grifted my way across the Bay Area.
00:01:52.000 I mean, I had a place.
00:01:54.000 I was rooming.
00:01:55.000 Everyone from my college class moved out to San Francisco, basically, from Oberlin.
00:02:01.000 So I went, too.
00:02:03.000 And I made these little cassettes that I forwarded to two friends, and one of them got super busy making copies of these cassettes and sent them to every fanzine in America with this, like, glowing recommendation.
00:02:18.000 And all of a sudden, I was getting—I was living at home, still didn't have a job, and I would get these envelopes coming to me saying, like, please make me a cassette copy.
00:02:31.000 Here's ten dollars.
00:02:33.000 And can you imagine what happened to the $10?
00:02:36.000 Like, how awful is that?
00:02:39.000 I truly just, like, I was like, great, thanks.
00:02:42.000 I wasn't making the, yeah!
00:02:43.000 Yeah, like, there's about, like, a hundred people that didn't get their cassette, but I wasn't making the cassettes.
00:02:49.000 But anyway, that's sort of, Taewon Yu is actually the person who made lots of cassettes and sent them around, so I have him to thank.
00:02:58.000 Did you have a thought that you were going to eventually make it or be a big singer?
00:03:04.000 Was that even an idea?
00:03:07.000 Not a clue.
00:03:08.000 I hated being in front of people.
00:03:11.000 I loved being in the studio.
00:03:13.000 I loved recording.
00:03:14.000 But I was super stage frightened.
00:03:18.000 And I couldn't think of anything I'd rather do less than get up in front of people and play music or do anything.
00:03:25.000 Really?
00:03:26.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:03:27.000 Wow.
00:03:27.000 Wow.
00:03:28.000 It was hard.
00:03:29.000 But you obviously have a love of music.
00:03:31.000 I love playing music.
00:03:32.000 I just, I get very self-conscious with a crowd.
00:03:35.000 You gotta pull this sucker up to you, otherwise we're not gonna...
00:03:37.000 I get very self-conscious in front of a crowd.
00:03:40.000 Still?
00:03:41.000 Not so much anymore.
00:03:42.000 I do, about two weeks before I hit the stage, I will stop sleeping.
00:03:47.000 And then...
00:03:48.000 Really?
00:03:49.000 Yeah, and I work myself into this kind of cold sweat when I think about it.
00:03:55.000 I'll be like, can I leave the country?
00:03:58.000 And then I get on the stage and it all comes back to me and I'm like, I've done this a million times.
00:04:03.000 This is the best job in the world.
00:04:05.000 I can't psych myself into that feeling until I'm actually on stage.
00:04:10.000 Maybe that's just because you care about it so much.
00:04:13.000 Probably.
00:04:13.000 I'm too alert.
00:04:14.000 We should be smoking those joints that are not in that head.
00:04:17.000 We can.
00:04:17.000 I have some over here.
00:04:18.000 I can't even imagine where we'd go with that.
00:04:21.000 We do it all the time.
00:04:22.000 If you want, let me know.
00:04:24.000 We're about 10 minutes in and you change your mind.
00:04:26.000 Anytime.
00:04:27.000 If it gets really rough, if it gets really personal, maybe I'll...
00:04:30.000 Yeah, sometimes you have to.
00:04:31.000 I'm a very awake person.
00:04:34.000 Well, that's a good thing.
00:04:36.000 That's...
00:04:38.000 The more sensitive you are, though, the more you have to consider all the possibilities.
00:04:41.000 And that's what could keep you up.
00:04:43.000 Right.
00:04:43.000 Or send you down the UFO wormhole, right?
00:04:46.000 We talked about that right before the podcast.
00:04:48.000 Yeah, there's this guy that's coming on.
00:04:49.000 His name is Dr. Robert Shock, and he's a geologist from Boston University.
00:04:53.000 And he's worked on...
00:04:55.000 There's some real scientists that believe it's entirely possible that the Sphinx and a lot of the construction in Egypt is far older than they think they are.
00:05:05.000 I know all about that.
00:05:05.000 I know all about this.
00:05:07.000 The rain runoff and how much erosion has occurred around the base or around the pit.
00:05:13.000 And it absolutely couldn't have been done, depending on the way the Sphinx is built, where it's located, the sighting.
00:05:20.000 Where its level is, is far older.
00:05:24.000 Yes, they think it was somewhere in the neighborhood of 9,000 plus BC, because back then, the Nile Valley was a rainforest, and somehow or another became a desert.
00:05:36.000 And this guy's, you know, legit...
00:05:39.000 Boston University professor, geologist, and he's traveling all over the place.
00:05:43.000 But he's here for some UFO conference.
00:05:46.000 And the UFO people wanted him to mention the UFO conference.
00:05:50.000 And I'm like, fucking Christ, with UFO conferences.
00:05:53.000 You guys don't have anything.
00:05:54.000 If you had something, what are you going to get together in a fucking Marriott somewhere and show some blurry picture of some fucking hubcap that someone chucked up into the air?
00:06:05.000 Like, there's nothing.
00:06:06.000 Everything that they look at falls apart under scrutiny.
00:06:09.000 There's like a few videos.
00:06:10.000 Okay, I'm going to push back on this.
00:06:12.000 Please do, please do.
00:06:12.000 Let's just say, what about, do you know the Discovery Disclosure?
00:06:16.000 Yes, Disclosure Project.
00:06:17.000 Okay, there was their first press conference when they got all the, I tend to be impressed by the military, you know, ranking members.
00:06:26.000 I'm sort of like, ah.
00:06:27.000 If you were guarding missile silos and you say you saw something hover above it and deactivate, I'm probably going to check that out a little harder.
00:06:37.000 And there were just so many people that stood up in that press conference and said that they absolutely had seen evidence, met extraterrestrials, seen the crafts, like in hangers, etc.
00:06:52.000 And to me, they didn't look like they had that much imagination there.
00:06:57.000 The kind of people that I didn't think could really...
00:06:59.000 I mean, did you find that convincing at all?
00:07:02.000 No.
00:07:02.000 Here's why.
00:07:03.000 No.
00:07:04.000 They're just like a whole bunch of liars.
00:07:05.000 A whole line of liars.
00:07:06.000 That's Stephen Greer, right?
00:07:07.000 The Disclosure Project is Stephen Greer's thing.
00:07:09.000 It's not so much about him.
00:07:09.000 He doesn't appeal to me as much as the people that he brought on who were mostly military guys.
00:07:14.000 Here's the thing about military.
00:07:16.000 Anybody...
00:07:20.000 We're good to go.
00:07:33.000 One of the best ways to get extra attention is to say you've had some extraordinary experience that separates you from the pack.
00:07:39.000 It's one of the main points of delusion that people that are really out of their fucking mind will want to point to.
00:07:45.000 I see things in people.
00:07:47.000 I can read auras.
00:07:49.000 I can tell.
00:07:50.000 I'm a psychic healer.
00:07:52.000 I'm an intuitive person.
00:07:53.000 They all have this thing that separates them from the herd without any work whatsoever.
00:07:57.000 I feel like a lot of these people are that.
00:08:00.000 They want attention.
00:08:02.000 And so they tell these extraordinary stories.
00:08:04.000 Now, when you said they're not creative, that's a very astute point, because they all have the same fucking story.
00:08:08.000 Because it's the same story that's been going on forever.
00:08:11.000 They just repeat shit they've already heard.
00:08:13.000 Most of these people, I think, are full of shit.
00:08:15.000 I think it is entirely possible that UFOs have been here.
00:08:18.000 Entirely possible that people have seen UFOs.
00:08:20.000 Entirely possible.
00:08:21.000 But a lot of those people, my fucking bullshit radar just goes off.
00:08:25.000 Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
00:08:27.000 Yeah.
00:08:27.000 I've talked to too many of them.
00:08:29.000 When I did that television show, Joe Rogan questions everything and I met with UFO people and Bigfoot people.
00:08:34.000 I was telling you before the podcast, it cured me.
00:08:36.000 Because I got to be around those people for hours and just talk to them with no cameras on.
00:08:40.000 I'm like, oh, you're fucking crazy.
00:08:42.000 Or you're delusional.
00:08:43.000 Or your way of looking at things is not objective.
00:08:46.000 Or you're talking to me because you want to convince me of something.
00:08:48.000 You're not just communicating the ideas that are actually in your head.
00:08:51.000 You're pitching me some sort of a speech.
00:08:53.000 You've got some sort of a performance you're doing for me.
00:08:56.000 Oh.
00:08:56.000 And I smell it.
00:08:57.000 And as a performer, I smell it.
00:08:59.000 I'm like, this is nonsense.
00:09:00.000 You're telling me nonsense.
00:09:01.000 You know, they were telling me, well, you want evidence?
00:09:03.000 I'll back a truck up and show you the evidence.
00:09:05.000 I'm like, where's your fucking evidence?
00:09:06.000 You don't have any evidence.
00:09:07.000 You should have brought it today.
00:09:08.000 I mean, like, well, here's the thing.
00:09:10.000 Did they seem as off kilter in everything else they talked about?
00:09:13.000 Yes.
00:09:13.000 Yes.
00:09:14.000 Everything.
00:09:15.000 Relationships, relationships, jobs.
00:09:17.000 They're all screwballs.
00:09:19.000 They're almost all screwballs.
00:09:20.000 The people that are most convincing are the people that see these orbs flying around.
00:09:25.000 The pilots.
00:09:26.000 Yeah.
00:09:26.000 Well, the reason why they see these things is there's a real phenomenon called ball lightning.
00:09:30.000 It's absolutely real.
00:09:32.000 And it's caused by various weather conditions.
00:09:35.000 And they think that it can even be caused sometimes by the right weather conditions and the shifting of tectonic plates that somehow or another the friction.
00:09:44.000 Yes.
00:09:45.000 Ball lightning, if you've ever seen videos of it, it's phenomenal.
00:09:48.000 It just flies around.
00:09:49.000 They've even had it inside airplanes.
00:09:52.000 Somehow or another, ball lightning has shot down the aisle of an airplane while it was in flight.
00:09:57.000 I've actually seen it.
00:09:58.000 Have you really?
00:09:58.000 I've actually seen ball lightning on a flight that was struck by lightning.
00:10:02.000 Whoa!
00:10:03.000 It was pink.
00:10:05.000 And it sounded like a giant BB gun hit a tin can.
00:10:11.000 Oh yeah.
00:10:12.000 You were in a plane that was hit by lightning?
00:10:14.000 Yes.
00:10:15.000 Holy shit.
00:10:17.000 That's intense.
00:10:18.000 It was very intense.
00:10:19.000 I was coming off a tour and I wanted to get back to my very young son.
00:10:23.000 I told him I'd be there in the morning when he woke up.
00:10:25.000 So I ended up going on this odyssey like planes, trains, and automobiles trying to get to my son.
00:10:32.000 I was like, I will be there in the morning.
00:10:34.000 And it was terrible weather.
00:10:36.000 It was just like the worst on the East Coast.
00:10:38.000 And we kept taking...
00:10:39.000 I think twice we took off and had to land before we could get to our destination and get in the plane and go off again.
00:10:46.000 And me, being a crazy mom, I'm like...
00:10:49.000 So I get in this plane, and it's very bad.
00:10:52.000 We're flying right through a thunderstorm.
00:10:54.000 But I've flown so many times.
00:10:56.000 My parents took me a million places.
00:10:58.000 We traveled a lot when I was young, so I've just been flying forever.
00:11:02.000 And we were on this plane, and the lightning's going off and thunder, and we're rattling around.
00:11:09.000 And it's not a very big plane.
00:11:11.000 And my seatmate, I think...
00:11:15.000 I didn't know who he was, but he seemed like a decent, nice young man.
00:11:18.000 And, like, the lightning just hit the plane.
00:11:21.000 You get this big tang of the, you know, the shock of the electricity just hitting it.
00:11:27.000 We drop about, I don't know what, I don't know what makes a big stomach drop, but we drop far.
00:11:32.000 It's like 25 feet, I don't know, just like, bam.
00:11:35.000 And this pink ball of electricity just goes, like, whoosh, down the aisle, in the center of the aisle.
00:11:42.000 He pukes.
00:11:43.000 I grab him.
00:11:46.000 And I did not let go of this stranger who just puked, like, until we were, you know, like, I just, it took about, you know, 10 minutes, and then I was like, but that was intense.
00:11:59.000 And I made it.
00:12:00.000 I was there in the morning when my son woke up.
00:12:02.000 Well, that's not, that's awesome.
00:12:04.000 Yeah, but it was incredible.
00:12:05.000 The pinkness of it is still really vivid to my mind, and the ball lightning, it was a sphere that just came whooshing down the aisle.
00:12:14.000 Wow.
00:12:15.000 That's awesome.
00:12:15.000 Yeah.
00:12:16.000 That's a real thing.
00:12:17.000 I've got lots of crazy plane almost crash stories.
00:12:20.000 Yeah?
00:12:21.000 What else?
00:12:23.000 There was a time that the engine was on fire and I could see it.
00:12:26.000 That sucked.
00:12:28.000 You could see it on fire?
00:12:29.000 Yeah.
00:12:30.000 Yeah.
00:12:31.000 Where were you?
00:12:32.000 Please don't say over the ocean.
00:12:33.000 Yeah, but not far.
00:12:35.000 We were just off outside of Boston.
00:12:38.000 We took off nighttime, again, after a show trying to get home to my kid.
00:12:42.000 I mean, this is like the saddest mom story ever, like, trying to get home to my kid.
00:12:49.000 And it was night, and I was looking at the lights, the sort of, I forget what they call it, those orange lights, you know, the...
00:12:55.000 And it was over the bay.
00:12:56.000 I could see the water.
00:12:57.000 And we just weren't rising quickly enough.
00:12:59.000 You know, I was like, why aren't we gaining altitude?
00:13:03.000 What's going on?
00:13:04.000 It just doesn't seem right.
00:13:05.000 And someone on my left, I was in the last row, and someone on my left said something like, The engine's on fire, whatever.
00:13:14.000 Right as the captain comes on and says, ladies and gentlemen, we have a problem with one of the engines.
00:13:18.000 We are going to have to make an emergency landing.
00:13:21.000 Please remain in your seat.
00:13:24.000 And I look over and you can literally see flames shooting out of the...
00:13:30.000 Because the engine was about 10 rows ahead of me, but the sparks were visible.
00:13:39.000 Do you understand the physics?
00:13:41.000 It's a long trail of sparks coming out of that thing.
00:13:45.000 We get...
00:13:47.000 To the point where we're going to make our, like, landing.
00:13:51.000 And to see the flight attendants scared shitless was not a fun experience.
00:13:57.000 I think that frightened me the most, like, seeing their faces.
00:14:00.000 And we had to get into the crouch position, you know, that position, the brace yourself position.
00:14:06.000 And the captain came on, and I think the last thing he said, which was not reassuring, was...
00:14:12.000 Please brace for a very rough landing.
00:14:15.000 And I'm thinking if you're crashing, you can't say anything more than that.
00:14:21.000 Right.
00:14:22.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I mean, like, that's it.
00:14:24.000 Please prepare for a very rough landing.
00:14:26.000 And what happened, I know I'm, like, monologuing, but, like, what happened to my body at that moment was I went into, this only happened twice in my life, full tremors, like, full body.
00:14:38.000 Do you know, have you ever had that?
00:14:40.000 It's different than, like, nervous shaking or cold shaking.
00:14:42.000 It's, like, full...
00:14:45.000 And your body's just completely vibrating at another frequency.
00:14:49.000 And I realized for the first time in my life that I didn't care if I was dead in two seconds and I felt nothing.
00:14:57.000 It really upset me that my body, my soft, squishy body, was going to be pinned into metal.
00:15:04.000 Wow.
00:15:05.000 It bugged me.
00:15:05.000 Like, I really thought, like, we're never doing this again.
00:15:08.000 Like, this...
00:15:08.000 It just became very, very real that my...
00:15:11.000 That I cared about this arm.
00:15:12.000 And I cared about this leg.
00:15:14.000 And I didn't want, like, it to be completely mangled and, like, stuck in metal.
00:15:18.000 And we hit the...
00:15:20.000 We got the ground.
00:15:20.000 It was a very rough landing.
00:15:22.000 And there were fire trucks going, like, 110 miles an hour on either side of us, spraying us with the Deacceleran or whatever that is.
00:15:32.000 Yeah.
00:15:34.000 And suddenly like foam on the windows.
00:15:37.000 And are you ready for this?
00:15:38.000 So it was not a fun thing, but we survived and no one was harmed.
00:15:42.000 And then we had to get back on another plane because I had to go home to see my kids.
00:15:47.000 So we literally sat there and waited and got right back on another plane.
00:15:50.000 Wow.
00:15:51.000 And flew home.
00:15:52.000 Well, you'd probably be like, what are the odds?
00:15:55.000 No, I just, I wanted to see my kid.
00:15:57.000 Right.
00:15:57.000 But, like, that was an intense...
00:15:59.000 I mean, that thing, you don't ever get to experience that unless you're, like, a combat person.
00:16:04.000 Like, even if you're not conscious, I don't want this, like, all screwed up.
00:16:09.000 I don't want to be, like, mangled.
00:16:11.000 Yeah.
00:16:11.000 No one does.
00:16:12.000 And the reality of it was, like, right there.
00:16:14.000 Right there.
00:16:15.000 And I don't feel it anymore.
00:16:17.000 I'm just as stupid and reckless as I ever was.
00:16:20.000 But, like, in that moment, it was very real to me, you know?
00:16:23.000 Yeah.
00:16:25.000 Fuck.
00:16:25.000 I haven't had anything like that.
00:16:27.000 That's intense.
00:16:28.000 I don't know what's more intense, getting hit by lightning or the fire.
00:16:32.000 They're both pretty fucked up.
00:16:33.000 What about the Cessna that lost power over the Bermuda Triangle?
00:16:37.000 Is that good?
00:16:38.000 You know what that is?
00:16:39.000 They think it's nitrogen escaping from the seafloor.
00:16:43.000 They think there's trapped nitrogen in massive amounts, you know, because there's a lot of, like, dead...
00:16:49.000 Things and decaying things like vegetation, things like that, and they trap nitrogen pockets.
00:16:54.000 And those nitrogen pockets, when they lift up, they can go through the surface of the water and up into the air.
00:17:00.000 And if a plane is flying into that, it's methane.
00:17:03.000 Is it methane?
00:17:04.000 Wait a minute, am I saying it wrong?
00:17:05.000 Yeah, because nitrogen is everywhere.
00:17:07.000 Most of the air, yeah.
00:17:08.000 It's like 84% of the air.
00:17:09.000 But I think there's something about it being a giant pocket that you fly through.
00:17:13.000 I might be wrong.
00:17:14.000 You're talking about the gas bubbles that escape in the tectonic things.
00:17:18.000 It's methane?
00:17:19.000 Yeah.
00:17:19.000 And it can make a ship go down because suddenly there's no density.
00:17:22.000 Right.
00:17:22.000 There's no buoyancy for the ships and also for planes.
00:17:26.000 This is awesome!
00:17:27.000 Gas explosions explain Bermuda Triangle.
00:17:29.000 We can Google?
00:17:29.000 Yeah, we can Google.
00:17:30.000 Oh my God.
00:17:32.000 This is how we roll it.
00:17:32.000 I'm never leaving.
00:17:34.000 Come stay.
00:17:35.000 You can come anytime you want.
00:17:36.000 This is incredible.
00:17:37.000 We can come and just talk about UFOs every week.
00:17:39.000 Oh my god, this is incredible.
00:17:41.000 Explosions of trapped methane gas are thought to account for the mysterious craters in Siberia, including this one.
00:17:47.000 Yeah, and so they think that it has to do something with the Bermuda Triangle as well.
00:17:50.000 So when biological tissue creates methane, And when they have, like, massive amounts of die-off, whether it's fish or whether it's plants or things like that, they think that some of that stuff gets trapped in the bottom of the sea floor and then escapes,
00:18:06.000 goes up to the surface, makes boats sink, and even can bring down planes.
00:18:10.000 But how would it make a plane...
00:18:12.000 Lose electricity.
00:18:14.000 Oh, I don't know.
00:18:15.000 It really lost electricity.
00:18:17.000 Where'd you hear that?
00:18:17.000 You hear a plane lost electricity?
00:18:19.000 No, I was in it.
00:18:20.000 Oh, you were in it?
00:18:20.000 We had to start it again.
00:18:21.000 Oh, that could have just been a shitty plane.
00:18:26.000 It's the Bermuda Triangle!
00:18:27.000 I'm sure the pilot absolutely told us that.
00:18:30.000 You know what I mean?
00:18:31.000 He's like, the stuff gets a little fritzy up here over the Bermuda Triangle.
00:18:35.000 We were buying it.
00:18:36.000 It's just a shitty plane that he didn't like service.
00:18:39.000 Probably just a shitty plane.
00:18:39.000 Or, you know, maybe I'm naive.
00:18:40.000 Oh my god, Joe, you just like killed my story!
00:18:42.000 I might be naive.
00:18:43.000 I've been believing that like this whole time now.
00:18:46.000 It's just a shitty plane.
00:18:47.000 It could be.
00:18:47.000 Those planes are shitty.
00:18:49.000 Yeah, that's what they think.
00:18:51.000 That's the most prevalent theory.
00:18:53.000 I would think you'd die if that bubble hit you just from poison.
00:18:57.000 A lot of it, right?
00:18:57.000 Yeah, maybe.
00:18:58.000 Have you ever seen those underwater lakes of methane?
00:19:01.000 Yeah, it's creepy.
00:19:03.000 That's beautiful, right?
00:19:03.000 It's like water underwater.
00:19:05.000 Right, yeah.
00:19:05.000 I love that.
00:19:06.000 No, the ocean is amazing.
00:19:09.000 It's pretty bizarre that it's just right there, that it's essentially an alien world.
00:19:13.000 Like I've always said, the ocean is really like space.
00:19:17.000 Like, space is like above us all the time, but the ocean is kind of just like space.
00:19:21.000 It's right there.
00:19:22.000 You can go in it.
00:19:23.000 That's a whole other world.
00:19:24.000 It's like a whole other world that's on our Earth.
00:19:26.000 But we're just so used to it.
00:19:28.000 It's like, oh yeah, let's go surfing.
00:19:29.000 Hey, let's get in a boat.
00:19:31.000 You're like floating around some fucking alien world that's right there.
00:19:34.000 It's filled with life.
00:19:36.000 All sorts of life that actually breathes water.
00:19:38.000 Like, what?
00:19:39.000 Yeah.
00:19:40.000 It's bizarre.
00:19:40.000 That we came from.
00:19:41.000 Yeah, well, I was talking about it with my...
00:19:44.000 Oh, is that the Lakes of Methane Underwater?
00:19:46.000 That's nuts.
00:19:47.000 Isn't that cool?
00:19:48.000 God damn, that is crazy.
00:19:50.000 They're like, I'm gonna go by the lake.
00:19:51.000 I just took a run around the shore.
00:19:54.000 That doesn't even look real.
00:19:55.000 It's like they're going around Silver Lake.
00:19:57.000 That eel is just like cruising around Silver Lake.
00:19:59.000 But it's a methane lake.
00:20:02.000 What was that movie?
00:20:03.000 Silver Lake is probably a methane lake too, but...
00:20:05.000 In other ways, yeah.
00:20:07.000 What was that movie where there was aliens underwater?
00:20:11.000 The Abyss?
00:20:12.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:13.000 Was that it?
00:20:14.000 She has to drown to survive, and he has to resuscitate her.
00:20:19.000 Yeah.
00:20:19.000 Beautiful.
00:20:20.000 Right, and there were like aliens who would assume the shape of water.
00:20:24.000 Are there aliens in the deep?
00:20:26.000 I think it's probably the abyss though.
00:20:27.000 It is the abyss.
00:20:28.000 And they were sort of pink too.
00:20:30.000 They were the same color as my ball lightning.
00:20:32.000 Remember that pink?
00:20:33.000 Dude.
00:20:33.000 Yeah.
00:20:34.000 The only guy that I ever talked to when I was talking to those UFO people that I believed about UFOs was a guy who was at Skinwalker Ranch.
00:20:42.000 That whole area out there has a shitload of UFO sightings.
00:20:45.000 What's Skinwalker Ranch?
00:20:46.000 It's some place that this guy, Robert Bigelow, owns.
00:20:50.000 And what makes it compelling is he actually is an aerospace investor.
00:20:56.000 And he's got a company that makes all these parts and shit for different spaceships and different pods and things.
00:21:05.000 Why?
00:21:05.000 Why does he do them?
00:21:06.000 It's his business.
00:21:07.000 But he also owns this gigantic ranch in Utah.
00:21:10.000 And we went out to visit him.
00:21:12.000 Visit the ranch and visit some of the people around there.
00:21:15.000 And one guy that we talked to that lived around there was just a regular dude.
00:21:19.000 I think he worked in a factory.
00:21:21.000 He's a regular guy.
00:21:22.000 Not crazy.
00:21:22.000 He was super normal.
00:21:24.000 Like, talked to him.
00:21:24.000 Not a bullshit artist at all.
00:21:26.000 And he's telling me about this glowing orb that came through the walls of his house and floated around inside of his living room and kitchen and then took off through the wall.
00:21:36.000 And I said, ugh.
00:21:38.000 Like, the way he described it, I absolutely believe that he was telling me the truth.
00:21:42.000 And I think that was ball lightning.
00:21:43.000 I think they have it a lot in that area.
00:21:45.000 And so I think whatever the atmospheric conditions in that area, it's a frequent occurrence.
00:21:49.000 And because of that, a lot of these people see things, and then they start talking, and then people start looking for them, and then they start talking crazy.
00:21:55.000 And then people start talking about, like, they were talking about a bulletproof wolf that appeared out of mist.
00:22:00.000 Like, for real.
00:22:01.000 You've got that out front.
00:22:02.000 Oh, the werewolf?
00:22:03.000 That's your greeter.
00:22:03.000 Yeah.
00:22:05.000 That's a bulletproof wall.
00:22:06.000 Yeah.
00:22:07.000 This guy was the only guy that made sense.
00:22:09.000 And I think he saw ball lightning, just like you did.
00:22:12.000 But how could it be on the ground like that?
00:22:14.000 It could just happen, you know, if there's storm conditions.
00:22:17.000 But it does, it occurs not just up in the sky.
00:22:20.000 It occurs at low altitude as well.
00:22:23.000 You know, they say ball, they don't know why.
00:22:25.000 Apparently, I talked to a scientist about this.
00:22:27.000 He was telling me that lightning shouldn't be possible.
00:22:30.000 Like, there shouldn't be enough power to create lightning.
00:22:34.000 It's like, if you do the calculations, he's like, but clearly we know it's true.
00:22:38.000 So what do we do about that?
00:22:39.000 We don't really know.
00:22:40.000 We don't know enough about lightning.
00:22:42.000 So when you describe ball lightning, he's like, well, good fucking luck.
00:22:45.000 Who knows?
00:22:45.000 What are the atmospheric conditions?
00:22:46.000 We don't know enough about it.
00:22:47.000 Yeah, we don't know what the conditions are.
00:22:49.000 Like, what causes it?
00:22:50.000 What does that mean there's not enough energy for lightning?
00:22:52.000 You can't marshal that much electricity in the atmosphere?
00:22:55.000 I'm too stupid to repeat what he said and have it make any sense, but when he was describing it to me, the way he was explaining, and I think I read it as well.
00:23:03.000 He was explaining, and what I read was that they don't really understand how that much energy is produced in the sky like that.
00:23:12.000 And that if you calculated like what it would take to produce that that shouldn't be possible.
00:23:21.000 Again, I'm a moron.
00:23:23.000 I wish the expert were here because that's fascinating.
00:23:28.000 This guy was talking about ball lightning.
00:23:30.000 They don't know how to recreate ball lightning.
00:23:33.000 They have no idea what causes it, but they're sure it's a real thing.
00:23:36.000 Wait, we can't recreate ball lightning in a lab environment?
00:23:40.000 I don't believe so.
00:23:41.000 I don't believe so.
00:23:42.000 That's crazy.
00:23:43.000 Yeah.
00:23:44.000 But I don't think they can recreate...
00:23:45.000 You know you're right, because we can't generate that amount of power.
00:23:48.000 Yeah.
00:23:48.000 We literally can't generate...
00:23:50.000 I mean, maybe with a bomb, but we can't generate that.
00:23:52.000 I don't know.
00:23:53.000 I have no idea.
00:23:54.000 I think we can't.
00:23:56.000 But I think that's what a lot of people are seeing.
00:23:57.000 Yeah.
00:23:58.000 I think these people that see things...
00:23:59.000 And then also the human imagination is so fantastic.
00:24:02.000 Your memory's all fucked up.
00:24:03.000 Memory's terrible.
00:24:05.000 So you see something and then you decide it's something different and then you see it.
00:24:08.000 I talked to another lady who told me she saw Bigfoot.
00:24:11.000 And she wasn't a bull...
00:24:12.000 She didn't seem like a bullshit artist.
00:24:14.000 She seemed like she was being 100% honest.
00:24:16.000 She didn't seem like she needed a ton of attention.
00:24:18.000 She didn't seem crazy.
00:24:19.000 And I think she saw a bear.
00:24:20.000 I just think she saw a bear way in the distance.
00:24:23.000 And she saw it very briefly because it was the Pacific Northwest and trees are very dense.
00:24:27.000 She saw a big...
00:24:28.000 It might have even been on two legs because bears do do that all the time.
00:24:31.000 They do do that.
00:24:31.000 And I think she saw that.
00:24:32.000 And in her mind, she saw a gorilla.
00:24:34.000 It was, why am I looking at a gorilla?
00:24:36.000 And then she had this story that just got concocted in her head and she saw Sasquatch.
00:24:41.000 That happens.
00:24:41.000 I mean, I'm convinced of certain things, and then I find out I'm completely wrong.
00:24:46.000 You know, it does happen.
00:24:47.000 You believe in ghosts?
00:24:48.000 I told you, you better back off the ghosts.
00:24:50.000 You believe in ghosts?
00:24:51.000 I used to believe a great deal.
00:24:53.000 I still pretty much believe.
00:24:55.000 Pretty much.
00:24:56.000 I think, basically, this is my entire philosophy on all weirdnesses.
00:25:01.000 Okay.
00:25:02.000 If you look back 500 years to what they knew scientifically then...
00:25:06.000 It's superstitious, it's magic, it's ridiculous, it's ignorant, etc., etc.
00:25:11.000 I believe that that's exactly what we are now to 500 years in the future.
00:25:15.000 So I don't consider it paranormal.
00:25:17.000 I consider it future science.
00:25:20.000 Ghosts are future science.
00:25:23.000 Aliens are future science.
00:25:24.000 It's all future science and I'm down for that.
00:25:27.000 I'm ready to party with the future science.
00:25:29.000 I'm ready for that.
00:25:30.000 I accept that.
00:25:32.000 My problem is the people that tell ghost stories or those fucking ghost shows.
00:25:38.000 They're so faked.
00:25:39.000 They make me angry.
00:25:40.000 They're so painfully faked.
00:25:41.000 I really believed it for a while.
00:25:43.000 I really absolutely bought into it, hook, line, and sinker.
00:25:46.000 I was there watching the little...
00:25:48.000 There's all different kinds of ghosts.
00:25:50.000 The ones that look like Ewoks.
00:25:52.000 Not Ewoks.
00:25:53.000 Which are the ones that are...
00:25:54.000 The first movie, Star Wars.
00:25:57.000 And they wore their little robes.
00:25:59.000 And they were busy.
00:26:00.000 They were like...
00:26:01.000 Oh.
00:26:02.000 You know, the first ones, they're like, ah, we're selling robots.
00:26:06.000 I don't know.
00:26:06.000 They didn't really have faces.
00:26:07.000 They just had, like, cloaks.
00:26:09.000 They were the robot sellers.
00:26:10.000 Well, apparently there are ghosts that are little cloak creatures, and they scare the crap out of me.
00:26:16.000 The cloak ones do?
00:26:18.000 They move fast, and I don't understand what they're doing here.
00:26:22.000 But, I mean, you can explain demons.
00:26:24.000 You can explain demons if you think about, like, dog ghosts or wolf ghosts or lion ghosts.
00:26:30.000 That's a demon?
00:26:31.000 Could be.
00:26:31.000 They growl.
00:26:32.000 They have, like, weird eyes.
00:26:34.000 They're hostile.
00:26:35.000 They scratch you.
00:26:37.000 Animal.
00:26:38.000 So you have a real belief in ghosts.
00:26:42.000 It's real.
00:26:42.000 Kind of.
00:26:43.000 Kind of.
00:26:43.000 Like, not 100%, but you have an open mind.
00:26:46.000 I bump into them sometimes, I think.
00:26:49.000 For real?
00:26:49.000 And I don't see them, but I feel them and hear them, and, like...
00:26:53.000 I know.
00:26:53.000 Go ahead.
00:26:54.000 The little smile.
00:26:56.000 That little smile.
00:26:58.000 We're talking about it because we're on the weirdness podcast, but I don't talk about it because it just doesn't get a good response.
00:27:05.000 Well, I'm trying to be open-minded.
00:27:07.000 I believe you.
00:27:08.000 You don't seem like a liar by any stretch of the imagination.
00:27:11.000 But I have a huge imagination.
00:27:12.000 I'm sure you do.
00:27:13.000 You're a very creative person.
00:27:15.000 I could very easily be tricking myself into something.
00:27:17.000 What do you feel?
00:27:17.000 What happens?
00:27:19.000 I just bump into them.
00:27:21.000 If you walk into a room...
00:27:23.000 I mean, it happens maybe once a year.
00:27:27.000 Yeah.
00:27:27.000 And you walk into a room or you walk somewhere or something's going on and you just feel it.
00:27:32.000 And it's very, very strong.
00:27:34.000 And I talk to them.
00:27:36.000 I just say like...
00:27:37.000 Mostly hotel rooms, let's just say.
00:27:39.000 If I'm in a hotel room on tour.
00:27:41.000 And I'll either move if I don't like it or I'll just say alone in that room.
00:27:45.000 I'll be like, hi...
00:27:47.000 I'm playing a show at so-and-so.
00:27:50.000 I'm only here for two days, but I really need to get some sleep.
00:27:54.000 You can come to the show.
00:27:55.000 I tell them they can come to the show if they want.
00:27:56.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
00:27:57.000 I'm like, this is what I do for a living, and I try to hear and think what they do for a living.
00:28:02.000 I would be psyched if I was a ghost and I found you.
00:28:04.000 I'm like, this chick's cool.
00:28:05.000 She's going to invite us to a show.
00:28:07.000 I don't even want to scare her.
00:28:08.000 Let her sleep, man.
00:28:09.000 Let her sleep.
00:28:10.000 Fuck that.
00:28:10.000 I got the pots and pans ready.
00:28:12.000 I'm ready to make a racket.
00:28:13.000 Let's wake this chick up.
00:28:15.000 Nah, man.
00:28:16.000 Let her sleep.
00:28:16.000 She's cool.
00:28:17.000 Let's go to the show.
00:28:18.000 I put them on my guest list.
00:28:19.000 I'm like, you've got a plus one.
00:28:21.000 That's nice.
00:28:22.000 You don't have to reserve a seat for them.
00:28:23.000 They could be everywhere.
00:28:26.000 Obviously, you have an active imagination.
00:28:29.000 And do you think that maybe you're mind-fucking yourself at the time?
00:28:33.000 Like when you're saying, when you're talking out loud, are you doing it because it's comforting?
00:28:36.000 Because you enjoy it?
00:28:38.000 Probably, but if you asked me on a lie detector test whether I think I really encountered something, I'd say yes.
00:28:45.000 Whoa.
00:28:46.000 For sure.
00:28:47.000 I mean, there's been enough experiences in my life that it just seems like just part of future science.
00:28:54.000 There's a guy named Rupert Sheldrick.
00:28:56.000 He's a scientist and he believes that things have memory.
00:28:59.000 He thinks that everything has memory.
00:29:01.000 He thinks that's why people don't want to live in haunted houses, you know, don't want to live in a house where someone died.
00:29:06.000 He thinks that objects have memory.
00:29:08.000 I agree with that.
00:29:09.000 They can't express it, but that they have it.
00:29:11.000 I agree with that.
00:29:12.000 It might be.
00:29:14.000 I think it's less the object retaining it.
00:29:17.000 I mean, it must be retaining something.
00:29:18.000 I think it's more our psychic ability to perceive the past.
00:29:24.000 Yeah.
00:29:24.000 That's what I think.
00:29:25.000 I think it's more like you see the chair and then you can psychically feel what happened in that chair.
00:29:35.000 I'm not really sure how to...
00:29:36.000 Like, you're not seeing the chair imbued with some aura.
00:29:39.000 You're actually looking into the past.
00:29:42.000 Yeah.
00:29:43.000 That's what I think.
00:29:44.000 Because I've had dreams that were like pre-figuring.
00:29:48.000 Pre-figuring.
00:29:49.000 I think you can dream.
00:29:50.000 If something's impactful enough, I think you can dream.
00:29:53.000 Okay, let's say something really bad happens to you.
00:29:56.000 Imagine something horrible.
00:29:57.000 Okay.
00:29:58.000 I don't know.
00:29:58.000 The studio explodes.
00:29:59.000 Okay.
00:30:01.000 A couple months maybe before then, you might have a dream.
00:30:06.000 Or let's just say something goes really, really wrong or bad.
00:30:09.000 Okay.
00:30:09.000 Nothing traumatic.
00:30:11.000 You might be able to have a dream ahead of time that would be how you would synthesize that traumatic experience just as if it had happened before and you were dreaming after the fact before.
00:30:26.000 You've had that happen?
00:30:27.000 I have.
00:30:28.000 What did you have it happen with?
00:30:34.000 I'm saving that for my book.
00:30:35.000 Really?
00:30:36.000 Is that okay?
00:30:37.000 Yeah, it's okay.
00:30:39.000 But it was a very powerful...
00:30:40.000 Will you tell me after the show's over?
00:30:41.000 Absolutely.
00:30:41.000 I won't tell any of you.
00:30:43.000 Fuck off.
00:30:43.000 Absolutely.
00:30:44.000 Absolutely.
00:30:45.000 Okay, good.
00:30:46.000 But it was very convincing to me.
00:30:47.000 Really?
00:30:48.000 And hard to explain any other way.
00:30:50.000 Have you ever had any other sort of psychic premonition?
00:30:53.000 Yes.
00:30:54.000 Really?
00:30:54.000 Yes.
00:30:55.000 Do you remember the last big fire we had in LA when it was encroaching?
00:30:58.000 Really recently?
00:30:59.000 Yeah.
00:30:59.000 That one?
00:31:01.000 The night before that fire, I was out walking with my son.
00:31:05.000 Again, my son.
00:31:06.000 He's all over this podcast.
00:31:07.000 I don't know why, because he barely speaks to me at the moment.
00:31:10.000 He's like, yeah, yeah, fine, good.
00:31:12.000 Talk to you later.
00:31:15.000 And I just felt incredibly uneasy.
00:31:17.000 And he suffered from asthma when he was young and really badly.
00:31:21.000 So when there was a lot of particulate matter in the air or it was just bad air conditions, I would tend to be very worried about him and keep him home or inform the teachers or whatever it was.
00:31:34.000 Just he'd get really bad asthma attacks.
00:31:37.000 And so I have a predisposition to be on the alert.
00:31:40.000 But this was the night before.
00:31:41.000 No fire had started yet.
00:31:43.000 And I just was very anxious, very anxious.
00:31:47.000 And I couldn't settle down.
00:31:48.000 And I couldn't think for months.
00:31:50.000 I hadn't been like that.
00:31:52.000 I mean, and I said to him, I'm like, I don't know what it is, but I feel kind of unsafe.
00:31:57.000 If something happens tomorrow, you have to, like...
00:32:00.000 And you have to be my witness that I sensed something was coming.
00:32:05.000 Now, you probably think I'm this horrible mother.
00:32:07.000 I never do this.
00:32:08.000 It happens like, I think I've like said that to him twice in our entire life.
00:32:13.000 And I forgot about it.
00:32:17.000 The next day, I forgot about it.
00:32:20.000 I didn't think about it at all until, you know, we were socked in, in this sort of brown muck as we are, and, like, the sun became the eye of Sauron.
00:32:28.000 And, you know, everyone's, like, freaking out, and we're looking at all these images, and I was so distracted by all these images that I completely forgot my sense the night before.
00:32:37.000 And what I think that was, until I remembered it, then I called up and I'm like, ah!
00:32:42.000 And...
00:32:43.000 I think it's more like I don't know something's coming, but I have maybe time, maybe the envelope of time is a little bit more mushy than we think.
00:32:54.000 Maybe we perceive time as very orderly and very linear, but maybe it's really not, and it could be pushing back.
00:33:03.000 Maybe I had the experience before I perceived the experience, or I don't know what that is, but that happens to me a lot.
00:33:10.000 I've heard people describe...
00:33:12.000 Nobody likes hearing about it, by the way.
00:33:14.000 I never talk about this stuff in my real life because nobody likes it.
00:33:17.000 What do you mean?
00:33:18.000 It makes people uncomfortable and they look at you funny.
00:33:21.000 So I just never talk about it except for on the podcast weirdness.
00:33:26.000 Why would it make them uncomfortable?
00:33:28.000 It just does.
00:33:28.000 I'm fascinated by that because I don't experience it.
00:33:31.000 I've never had a premonition that came true.
00:33:34.000 But I do have a really good ability to know if someone's crazy.
00:33:39.000 I'm really good at that.
00:33:40.000 Apparently I'm not.
00:33:41.000 No, you're not crazy.
00:33:42.000 No, I mean, I don't know if someone's crazy.
00:33:45.000 You don't?
00:33:45.000 You've known a lot of crazy people?
00:33:46.000 I had a really big blind spot there.
00:33:49.000 That's weird.
00:33:50.000 You can pick out fires in the distance, but you can't pick out nuts.
00:33:54.000 Yeah, not so much.
00:33:55.000 I don't have any psychic ability, though.
00:33:58.000 How do you know, though?
00:34:00.000 I don't.
00:34:01.000 If you can tell if someone's crazy or not, you might have some.
00:34:04.000 You might have some perception.
00:34:07.000 I think it's pattern recognition and data chunking.
00:34:12.000 I've met so many people that when I see things that are off...
00:34:16.000 Little things that are off, and you probe, like you're talking, little things are off more, and you're like, you're looking into the eyes, you see calculations, you're like, okay, something's going on here.
00:34:25.000 This is not a normal person.
00:34:27.000 This is a person putting on a normal mask.
00:34:29.000 Like, there's something off here.
00:34:30.000 It just smells fishy, you know?
00:34:33.000 I just think it's that.
00:34:34.000 Do you ever have them as guests?
00:34:36.000 I mean, are they ever sitting across from you?
00:34:37.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:38.000 Being batshit crazy?
00:34:39.000 What do you do?
00:34:40.000 I've had people on when I was sure they were pilled up.
00:34:42.000 For sure.
00:34:43.000 I'm talking to them like, this motherfucker's Adderall to the gills.
00:34:46.000 What do they look like when they're Adderall?
00:34:48.000 They just have a way of talking.
00:34:49.000 There's just something about the way they talk.
00:34:50.000 They're not really...
00:34:50.000 Liz Farris, that's not what it's about.
00:34:52.000 It's not about me.
00:34:53.000 It's about the future.
00:34:54.000 It's about children.
00:34:55.000 It's about society.
00:34:56.000 What I'm trying to do is be an entrepreneur.
00:34:57.000 I want to build businesses.
00:34:58.000 They just start...
00:34:59.000 Info wars.
00:35:01.000 No, no.
00:35:01.000 Alex Jones, we got him high.
00:35:03.000 And drunk.
00:35:04.000 And he was talking about...
00:35:05.000 Here on the show?
00:35:06.000 Live on the show?
00:35:07.000 Is that what goes down here?
00:35:08.000 Am I like, oh look at this.
00:35:09.000 I am in a den of inequity.
00:35:11.000 Look at this.
00:35:11.000 We've got some like...
00:35:12.000 That's some something.
00:35:14.000 What is that?
00:35:15.000 Do you want some?
00:35:16.000 No!
00:35:16.000 God!
00:35:17.000 I don't know what will come out of my mouth.
00:35:18.000 Good stuff.
00:35:19.000 Don't be scared.
00:35:21.000 But those are like Snoop Dogg type things.
00:35:23.000 Right?
00:35:24.000 Those are like...
00:35:24.000 What do they call them?
00:35:25.000 They're joints.
00:35:26.000 They're backwoods.
00:35:29.000 No, they just have brown paper.
00:35:31.000 You don't have to have any.
00:35:32.000 Oh my god, we're literally getting high right here?
00:35:34.000 Jamie does.
00:35:35.000 We do it all the time.
00:35:36.000 Seriously?
00:35:37.000 Yeah, this is a podcast.
00:35:38.000 You can do anything.
00:35:39.000 It's illegal.
00:35:40.000 I'll take a tiny hit.
00:35:41.000 Take a tiny hit.
00:35:42.000 There we go.
00:35:42.000 That's what I'm talking about.
00:35:43.000 It's definitely not crazy.
00:35:45.000 It's marijuana.
00:35:45.000 It's legal.
00:35:46.000 It's good for you.
00:35:47.000 It's a staple of civilization.
00:35:49.000 Yes, but what will happen?
00:35:50.000 Nothing.
00:35:51.000 I don't know.
00:35:51.000 You'll say cool shit.
00:35:52.000 Does that have cigarette stuff in it?
00:35:53.000 No.
00:35:55.000 That's a cigar leaf, though.
00:35:57.000 No, no, it's not.
00:35:58.000 Just brown paper.
00:36:00.000 No?
00:36:00.000 Good.
00:36:02.000 I'm going to try this.
00:36:03.000 I'll settle.
00:36:03.000 Settle.
00:36:04.000 You good?
00:36:04.000 I'll settle and see what goes down.
00:36:05.000 Jamie's going deep.
00:36:08.000 Yeah.
00:36:09.000 We smoke pot.
00:36:10.000 It's okay.
00:36:11.000 I smoke pot sometimes.
00:36:12.000 I'm sure you do.
00:36:12.000 You just did.
00:36:13.000 I just did?
00:36:14.000 There's proof.
00:36:14.000 There's evidence.
00:36:15.000 Some people are worried.
00:36:16.000 I mean, if we had a casual drink, you know, if we had a glass of whiskey or something, no one would care.
00:36:21.000 But marijuana, you're like, oh my god.
00:36:24.000 It is weird.
00:36:25.000 It's like, now it's okay.
00:36:26.000 Like, now it's fine.
00:36:27.000 Finally.
00:36:28.000 Finally it's okay.
00:36:29.000 Finally.
00:36:29.000 I agree.
00:36:30.000 30 years of watching people drink really sucked.
00:36:33.000 Yeah.
00:36:33.000 I was never much into alcohol.
00:36:35.000 No?
00:36:36.000 I prefer marijuana, yes.
00:36:38.000 Well, you're a sensitive person.
00:36:39.000 It makes you more sensitive.
00:36:41.000 Marijuana does?
00:36:42.000 Sure.
00:36:43.000 Really?
00:36:43.000 I think so, for sure.
00:36:44.000 It makes you more aware, more considerate, thinking about more possibilities.
00:36:51.000 I mean, that's what people call paranoia.
00:36:53.000 Really, it's like a lot of times people live with blinders on.
00:36:55.000 And marijuana just comes along and goes, hey, let's just take those over.
00:36:59.000 And puts a spotlight and like, look at the back of your brain.
00:37:02.000 Look at this shit you're hiding.
00:37:05.000 It is.
00:37:06.000 It's like shining a flashlight into your unconscious.
00:37:08.000 Like, doo-doo-doo, what's back there in my closet?
00:37:10.000 Oh, look, you've been hiding this.
00:37:11.000 Bring it out!
00:37:12.000 That's so cool.
00:37:13.000 Let's get a look at it.
00:37:14.000 Let's talk to it.
00:37:15.000 That is what the paranoia is.
00:37:16.000 I agree with that.
00:37:17.000 It's like people suddenly are self-conscious.
00:37:20.000 They see themselves in a new way and they're like, I can't handle this.
00:37:24.000 Because that's like 40 years of...
00:37:27.000 Denial.
00:37:27.000 Denial.
00:37:28.000 Yeah.
00:37:29.000 And all these different mechanisms that you've kind of like psychological mechanisms that you've utilized to try to hide these thoughts from yourself or try to skip past them really quickly.
00:37:40.000 Oh, I've got that under control and just get past it and move on to some new thing.
00:37:44.000 It's a common thing.
00:37:45.000 People love to do it.
00:37:47.000 That's crazy.
00:37:48.000 I do.
00:37:48.000 I feel like mellow.
00:37:50.000 Yeah, it's good.
00:37:51.000 I like that.
00:37:51.000 It's good stuff.
00:37:52.000 I've knocked my energy down just a nice, nice amount.
00:37:55.000 Puts you in a calm place.
00:37:56.000 That's kind of what I need, like about 10% energy knockdown.
00:37:59.000 Right.
00:37:59.000 Maybe 15%.
00:38:00.000 Yeah, like a half a hit.
00:38:02.000 That's what you need.
00:38:02.000 Like just a little...
00:38:03.000 Just where you're like, okay.
00:38:07.000 Yeah.
00:38:07.000 Fine.
00:38:08.000 Pause.
00:38:09.000 Everything's fine.
00:38:11.000 Fine.
00:38:12.000 I like that salt lamp.
00:38:13.000 That's the biggest one I've ever seen.
00:38:15.000 It's the biggest one I could find.
00:38:16.000 But it's too big.
00:38:19.000 They don't look as cool as the small ones, because the small ones, there's not as much salt, so the light comes through more.
00:38:25.000 Oh, yeah.
00:38:25.000 It's one of those things.
00:38:26.000 It looks cool on paper, and then you get it, and you're like, I don't think it...
00:38:30.000 You got the awesome skull there of the longhorn.
00:38:34.000 That is actually an Asian water buffalo.
00:38:36.000 Is it?
00:38:37.000 My friend Adam Greentree shot in Australia.
00:38:40.000 That's really cool.
00:38:41.000 Yeah, he brought it from Australia for me when he was a guest on the podcast.
00:38:45.000 How did he fly that?
00:38:46.000 He just put it in the carry-on.
00:38:48.000 No.
00:38:50.000 Can you imagine?
00:38:51.000 Wait, and it wasn't even boiled down yet.
00:38:53.000 No, it was boiled down.
00:38:54.000 It was just the head.
00:38:54.000 You know what I mean?
00:38:56.000 Blood and flies.
00:38:57.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:38:58.000 Put it over head, Mike.
00:39:00.000 No, he checked it.
00:39:01.000 It'll fit.
00:39:02.000 It'll fit.
00:39:02.000 I don't know if he wrapped it up.
00:39:03.000 He must have, because he wouldn't want the bones to crack or break, get knocked around.
00:39:07.000 That's beautiful.
00:39:07.000 But he wrapped it up.
00:39:08.000 Yeah, it's pretty dope.
00:39:09.000 Yeah, he's a wild man, bow hunter, and he goes up to the northern area of Australia.
00:39:15.000 Australia, all the animals, essentially the large mammals, are all invasive species, so they have to hunt them because they don't have predators.
00:39:22.000 So he goes up there and shoots water buffalo with a bow and arrow.
00:39:25.000 That's cool.
00:39:26.000 Brought one back for me.
00:39:27.000 That's extremely, I respect that, as opposed to other types of hunting.
00:39:32.000 I really respect the idea of, like, mano-a-mano going out there and being like...
00:39:38.000 What don't you respect, like...
00:39:40.000 Just don't go.
00:39:41.000 Trophy hunting.
00:39:42.000 Yeah, trophy hunting can fuck off entirely.
00:39:46.000 It's a weird thing.
00:39:47.000 It's weird that...
00:39:49.000 It's almost like people hunted entirely for food, and then they got enough food.
00:39:55.000 And they go, well, I want to shoot that thing, too.
00:39:56.000 It's like they got into shooting things, and it became a thing of not just shooting stuff for food, but shooting stuff...
00:40:03.000 Even if you can't justify it.
00:40:04.000 There's certain animals, there's certain hunts they put on where they kind of have to control populations of these things, like grizzly bears and stuff like that when they start encroaching.
00:40:14.000 Even wolves.
00:40:15.000 There's certain populations of wolves they have to control in the Northwest.
00:40:18.000 But You get to like elephants and tigers and lions and like, what are you doing?
00:40:25.000 What are they doing?
00:40:26.000 You're a man.
00:40:27.000 Explain that to me.
00:40:28.000 Why does that make you feel important since you had a gun?
00:40:34.000 I mean, a gun, you stand back, you sit in the bushes for, I don't know, 8-12 hours, and then you pull a trigger.
00:40:41.000 It doesn't even necessarily make them feel important.
00:40:43.000 It's just because they can do it, and it's exciting.
00:40:46.000 Like, have you ever shot a rifle?
00:40:48.000 Yeah.
00:40:48.000 Yeah, when you go to a rifle range, it's exciting.
00:40:51.000 It's fun to just shoot paper.
00:40:52.000 Put paper targets out there and shoot them.
00:40:54.000 It's fun.
00:40:55.000 It feels good.
00:40:56.000 There's something about aiming, boom, and hitting where you want it to go.
00:40:59.000 It's exciting.
00:41:00.000 Yeah.
00:41:01.000 And so once then there was a real problem is in Africa, it becomes incredibly profitable for the people that live there.
00:41:09.000 And then those animals are thriving because they protect them and have hunters come in and pay shitloads of money to hunt them.
00:41:15.000 So their numbers are really healthy, which is really crazy.
00:41:19.000 Because like for...
00:41:20.000 The longest time, most of the animals in Africa that are hunted now in plentiful numbers were on the verge of extinction.
00:41:28.000 Well, I think a lot of them still are.
00:41:30.000 I mean, maybe not extinction, but I don't think that they have an abundance of the big five over there anymore.
00:41:35.000 Yeah, well, it depends on where you are.
00:41:36.000 But Africa, obviously, is fucking huge.
00:41:38.000 Have you ever seen what it looks like when you took America inside of Africa?
00:41:42.000 Yes!
00:41:42.000 It's like sits over in the Sahara.
00:41:44.000 It's like it just sits in the Sahara.
00:41:46.000 This tiny little bitch ass country we have.
00:41:48.000 But in Africa, there's many animals that were 20 years ago on the verge of extinction that are thriving.
00:41:55.000 And it's because of hunting.
00:41:57.000 But thriving in a tiny little zone.
00:42:00.000 I mean, they're not thriving worldwide.
00:42:02.000 They're overall numbers.
00:42:03.000 There's the other problem that I have with people calling a lot of the people that hunt over there poachers.
00:42:07.000 They call it like poachers, the poachers poaching.
00:42:10.000 It's just people who are poor.
00:42:11.000 That's all it is.
00:42:12.000 It's just like incredibly poor people that are trapping these animals.
00:42:15.000 And some of them, like if they're shooting rhinos and stuff like that, they're not doing it because they're evil.
00:42:20.000 They're doing it because they're fucking desperate.
00:42:22.000 I mean, they...
00:42:23.000 And that is their game.
00:42:25.000 I mean, it belongs to them.
00:42:26.000 It's their country.
00:42:27.000 It's their game.
00:42:28.000 If you believe people and animals, yeah.
00:42:30.000 But I think, as everything, depending on your perspective, just like we were talking about when you get high, and suddenly your territory expands of what your awareness is, same difference.
00:42:44.000 This is their country.
00:42:45.000 These are their native population of animals.
00:42:48.000 So it's theirs.
00:42:49.000 But taking in a broader scope...
00:42:52.000 That should be utterly protected and expanding territory rather than a little theme park for rich Westerners to come in and shoot shit.
00:43:03.000 Yeah, it's weird.
00:43:04.000 Do you know who Louis Theroux is?
00:43:07.000 Sounds familiar.
00:43:07.000 He's a documentarian from the UK. He's got a great special that he did where he went over to one of those wild game parks and stayed with these Weirdos on these rich American people that go over there shoot shit and he was over there for like weeks and finally just drove the guy crazy The guy was just like breaking it down to him.
00:43:26.000 What's really going on?
00:43:27.000 It was basically just saying in this crazy accent Africa is fucked.
00:43:31.000 This is what you have to understand Africa is fucked this African guy is explaining it to him like this is the only way these things are gonna survive if you think that you're gonna remove these fences and Remove the profit right?
00:43:43.000 These people are going to come in and slaughter these things, and they're not going to think at all about the future.
00:43:47.000 They're not going to think at all about preserving the populations or them going extinct.
00:43:51.000 They don't think about it at all.
00:43:51.000 They're just going to wipe them out, just like they're doing with rhino horn.
00:43:54.000 They know rhinos are worth thousands and thousands of dollars a horn, so they just shoot those fucking things.
00:43:59.000 They don't care.
00:44:00.000 Their children are starving.
00:44:01.000 If they find out that they could sell this rhino horn and get X amount of $100 or whatever they give them for it, they'll just shoot it.
00:44:08.000 Their concern is not for rhinos.
00:44:10.000 Their concern is for their family.
00:44:12.000 They're in extreme poverty.
00:44:14.000 I mean, the poverty that they have over there is spooky.
00:44:17.000 And in mass.
00:44:19.000 I have a buddy of mine who makes wells for the Pygmies and the Congos.
00:44:23.000 In the Congo, and he goes over there all the time.
00:44:25.000 And he's actually a fighter.
00:44:27.000 He fights for Bellator.
00:44:28.000 He's one of their top heavyweights.
00:44:29.000 And he spends like three to six months a year in the Congo.
00:44:32.000 Guy caught malaria three times.
00:44:34.000 He's an animal.
00:44:35.000 His name is Justin Wren.
00:44:36.000 He's a beast.
00:44:37.000 Such a sweet, amazing person.
00:44:41.000 But he goes over there and he says, you can't believe the kind of poverty.
00:44:45.000 He sleeps in a grass house when he's there, just like they do.
00:44:50.000 They have no floors.
00:44:53.000 This is him over there.
00:44:54.000 That's him with the people.
00:44:56.000 Well, that's cool.
00:44:57.000 What are the leaves that they put on the roof?
00:44:59.000 I don't know.
00:44:59.000 Just leaves from some local plants that they use to make their houses.
00:45:03.000 But he, you know, when he tells you what it's like over there in the extreme poverty, and most of these people were dying because of waterborne diseases.
00:45:14.000 Uh-huh.
00:45:15.000 So he created this charity called Fight for the Forgotten, and he goes over there, and they build wells, and they've built a ton of wells.
00:45:21.000 We actually contribute to it, and there's one of our sponsors, the Cash App.
00:45:27.000 Every time you sign up for it, they give $5 to these people.
00:45:30.000 That's so awesome.
00:45:31.000 Yeah, it's amazing.
00:45:32.000 I mean, clean water is the most essential.
00:45:35.000 Yeah.
00:45:35.000 What a brilliant...
00:45:36.000 Well, there's a company called Water4, water4.org, water and the number four.
00:45:40.000 Those people are also connected with him and they just do this everywhere.
00:45:44.000 They do this all over, you know, impoverished countries.
00:45:47.000 Go there and just dig wells.
00:45:48.000 You can change the whole thing because all these people, they have distended bellies because they're filled with parasites and they have all these waterborne diseases and they're just dying.
00:45:55.000 The girls don't go to school because they spend all day walking to the water source.
00:45:59.000 Well, nobody goes to school.
00:46:00.000 The pygmies, like, they're incredibly uneducated.
00:46:03.000 And then unrepresented and not respected or appreciated and discriminated against.
00:46:10.000 And, you know, this is why this guy who's just a big hulk of a man says, this is what I'm going to concentrate on.
00:46:16.000 These small, forgotten people.
00:46:17.000 It's really pretty amazing.
00:46:19.000 That must be so rewarding just to see the difference he's making.
00:46:22.000 Yeah, I always feel like such a loser whenever I hang around with him.
00:46:25.000 Like, I'm worried about what I'm going to eat for lunch.
00:46:28.000 He's flying to the fucking Congo to catch malaria for the fourth time.
00:46:30.000 Fourth time.
00:46:32.000 Yeah.
00:46:32.000 He's had it three times.
00:46:33.000 That's crazy.
00:46:34.000 That's fucking nuts.
00:46:35.000 That shit kills people.
00:46:38.000 Doesn't he just get the shots?
00:46:39.000 What's the deal?
00:46:40.000 Well, you can't.
00:46:40.000 You can't really totally stop it.
00:46:43.000 The problem is when you get it once...
00:46:45.000 It stays in your system.
00:46:46.000 He's gotten it again when he got a cold.
00:46:49.000 Like herpes.
00:46:50.000 Like he got it again when he got a cold.
00:46:52.000 Is that true?
00:46:52.000 Malaria stays in your cells forever?
00:46:54.000 According to him.
00:46:55.000 Yeah, he got it when he wasn't even over there.
00:46:58.000 Yeah, and I think...
00:47:00.000 You're changing my idea about my Nile trip that I want to take, my bucket list Nile trip.
00:47:04.000 I want to get one of those big houseboat things with, like, have you ever seen them?
00:47:08.000 They're like double-deckers, and then they have the top thing, and it's just like a bunch of sort of, like, game zones.
00:47:15.000 Like, it's just like, you know, cool lounge chairs with, like, covering.
00:47:19.000 It's all very open air, and it just feels like you'd be having cocktails up there at sunset, walking around, talking to all your family and friends.
00:47:26.000 You do it like one of those European explorers.
00:47:28.000 And you know what I'd do?
00:47:28.000 Here's what else I'd do.
00:47:29.000 I'd make sure I had like a security boat behind me.
00:47:32.000 Ah, for the kidnappers and shit.
00:47:35.000 I'd have my little security boat that was like a really zippy fast one, you know?
00:47:41.000 That would be good.
00:47:42.000 You would definitely need that for sure.
00:47:44.000 Yeah, fuck that place though.
00:47:48.000 Crocodiles alone.
00:48:04.000 Oh, God.
00:48:08.000 And everyone in the village is, like, missing an arm.
00:48:10.000 They have bites taken out of their legs.
00:48:12.000 Oh, yeah.
00:48:13.000 These poor people.
00:48:14.000 I mean, they live.
00:48:15.000 This is the only place where the water is.
00:48:17.000 They have to go there.
00:48:17.000 They even create these little fences where they, like, try to fence in the area so the crocodiles can't get to that spot.
00:48:24.000 They still get in there somehow and fuck these people up because they've gotten accustomed to eating them.
00:48:28.000 Oh, no.
00:48:30.000 Oh, no.
00:48:30.000 I thought it was just territorial.
00:48:31.000 Oh, no.
00:48:31.000 I thought it was just like a, you know, like a waterhole tension.
00:48:34.000 Well, animals are like, they're opportunists.
00:48:37.000 And once they decide that you're food, that's when it becomes a real problem.
00:48:40.000 So there's really, like, man-eating crocodiles in this place?
00:48:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:48:44.000 There's definitely man-eating crocodiles.
00:48:46.000 Is this Jim Shockey?
00:48:47.000 Yeah, this is my friend Jim.
00:48:49.000 And this guy is missing.
00:48:50.000 Yeah, it's in Mozambique.
00:48:51.000 This guy's missing in hand.
00:48:52.000 This guy's missing his whole arm.
00:48:53.000 That's the fence?
00:48:54.000 Well, no wonder they can get in.
00:48:55.000 That's my friend Jim.
00:48:56.000 He's a...
00:48:57.000 Lovely Canadian fellow who travels everywhere.
00:49:00.000 So he's a hunter, and they flew him in to kill these crocodiles for them.
00:49:04.000 Nice.
00:49:05.000 It's crazy.
00:49:06.000 I mean, look at that fucking thing.
00:49:07.000 Can you imagine?
00:49:07.000 You're living right there, and there's just goddamn dinosaurs everywhere.
00:49:12.000 No, and furthermore, if you can get rid of the, I don't know, it must be a learned behavior, because most crocodiles aren't doing that.
00:49:19.000 It's just that they're near people.
00:49:21.000 Their brains are so small and they're so, so reptilian that what they're just trying to do is eat.
00:49:27.000 And if it's moving, they're going to try to eat it.
00:49:29.000 And if it's a person, it's not like they're targeting people, but they found out that they can get people.
00:49:34.000 I don't think that's totally true.
00:49:34.000 Crocodiles?
00:49:35.000 I don't think they're just going to eat any old thing.
00:49:37.000 I think they eat everything they can eat.
00:49:38.000 They're giant.
00:49:39.000 Talking about an 1,800-pound lizard that's been in exactly the same form for 60-plus million years.
00:49:48.000 You could say the same about sharks and they don't just go eat you.
00:49:51.000 They would if they could.
00:49:52.000 If they just decided to start eating people.
00:49:54.000 No, I've been with sharks and they don't eat you.
00:49:55.000 People get eaten by sharks.
00:49:57.000 No, they don't.
00:49:58.000 They don't ever.
00:49:59.000 No one's ever been eaten by sharks.
00:50:00.000 Occasionally they're eaten.
00:50:01.000 Like, very occasionally.
00:50:03.000 No.
00:50:03.000 Very occasionally.
00:50:04.000 They are not eaten by sharks, generally.
00:50:06.000 Well, we're not on their menu.
00:50:07.000 Sharks don't have a taste for our blood, is what you're saying.
00:50:10.000 We're not on the menu.
00:50:11.000 We're not on the menu.
00:50:12.000 But they will eat us.
00:50:13.000 They will bite you to get you out of their zone, or they might mistake you and bite you.
00:50:18.000 They eat you because they think you're something else.
00:50:20.000 You're saying eat, which means you sit down and you finish the meal, right?
00:50:24.000 I think that rarely happens.
00:50:26.000 Usually they just bite you in half and just, you know, fuck, this tastes like shit.
00:50:29.000 They're like, get the fuck out of my zone!
00:50:32.000 You know, and like...
00:50:33.000 That's the end of it.
00:50:35.000 I know there's some animals that actively target people and it becomes a giant problem, like in India.
00:50:39.000 In India, there's this river, there's this place called the Sundarbans.
00:50:42.000 Oh, the bull sharks.
00:50:44.000 No, no, these are tigers.
00:50:45.000 Tiger sharks?
00:50:46.000 Yeah, bull sharks are very aggressive and they do kill people.
00:50:49.000 But these aren't tiger sharks, they're tigers, just the cat.
00:50:52.000 They kill a lot of people.
00:50:53.000 They'll eat you.
00:50:54.000 Yeah, they eat the shit out of you.
00:50:56.000 They'll sit down and put the napkin in their collar and get their...
00:51:00.000 Yeah.
00:51:01.000 Well, they actively hunt people in this one place, and they've been doing it for hundreds of years.
00:51:05.000 They said over the last 200 years, 300,000 people have been killed by tigers in the Sundarbans.
00:51:11.000 What?
00:51:12.000 Yep.
00:51:12.000 Over the last 200 years, 300,000 people have been killed by tigers.
00:51:18.000 I don't know what to do with that number.
00:51:20.000 It seems implausible.
00:51:21.000 It's insane.
00:51:22.000 Well, it's just so common.
00:51:23.000 First of all, India has a billion people, right?
00:51:25.000 And a lot of them are really poor and they're living by these rivers and these cats are everywhere and it's tall grass.
00:51:31.000 Have you ever seen that video of the cat, the giant tiger leaping up and attacking the guy when he's on an elephant?
00:51:36.000 No.
00:51:38.000 Do you have that?
00:51:40.000 Can you bring that up?
00:51:41.000 Pull it up, Jeremy.
00:51:43.000 It shows you how crazy India is.
00:51:45.000 This guy's on top of an elephant, and he's walking this elephant through this grass, and this tiger runs through the grass and leaps up into the air and fucks him up while he's on this elephant.
00:51:56.000 I shouldn't laugh, but it's kind of funny.
00:51:59.000 It's like, what a hell of a tiger.
00:52:02.000 They're insane.
00:52:03.000 I mean, if a tiger was in a movie as a monster, it would be one of the scariest monsters ever.
00:52:07.000 I can't play this on YouTube, by the way.
00:52:07.000 Oh yeah, we can't play it on YouTube, but just...
00:52:09.000 Everyone knows what it is.
00:52:10.000 Yeah.
00:52:10.000 Wait, why can't you play it on YouTube?
00:52:11.000 They'll pull it down because somebody owns this.
00:52:13.000 They have a copyright.
00:52:14.000 So here's the guy.
00:52:15.000 So he's on top of this elephant.
00:52:16.000 Now look at the grass.
00:52:19.000 And they spot it, and then the thing starts to run.
00:52:21.000 Look at this.
00:52:22.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:52:23.000 Yep, it is on.
00:52:24.000 Oh my god.
00:52:25.000 The fart jumps.
00:52:27.000 What a jump.
00:52:28.000 And it's going after him.
00:52:30.000 It knows that he's up there.
00:52:31.000 Look at it.
00:52:31.000 It's like, bitch!
00:52:33.000 Well, if I were the elephant, I'd just mess that tiger up.
00:52:36.000 Tore the guy's arm apart.
00:52:37.000 The elephant didn't really give a fuck.
00:52:38.000 It's just hanging out.
00:52:39.000 Look, the elephant's like, whatever, bitch.
00:52:41.000 Tigers can't kill me.
00:52:43.000 Can an elephant even that size just stomp on it?
00:52:45.000 Pretty sure.
00:52:46.000 Tigers don't kill elephants, but lions do.
00:52:49.000 And when lions do, they're really hungry, and they get a bunch of them, and they gang up on an elephant.
00:52:54.000 Okay, don't talk about it, because you're going to talk about the baby elephants that get ganged up one first.
00:52:58.000 Oh, it's not even necessarily babies.
00:53:00.000 They'll take out a real elephant.
00:53:01.000 Well, not if it's with the herd.
00:53:03.000 Right.
00:53:03.000 What is this?
00:53:04.000 Trying to save a goat.
00:53:05.000 Woman fights off tiger with a stick.
00:53:07.000 Jesus.
00:53:07.000 Let the goat go.
00:53:09.000 Christ, lady.
00:53:10.000 It's a fucking ghost.
00:53:12.000 I like the kangaroo punching ones.
00:53:14.000 That's my favorite.
00:53:15.000 That dude.
00:53:16.000 I want to marry that dude.
00:53:18.000 He's out there and there's the squaring off.
00:53:21.000 He's trying to figure it out.
00:53:24.000 Pop some rings.
00:53:26.000 People were mad at that guy.
00:53:28.000 It was so cute.
00:53:29.000 But if you're an animal lover, the kangaroo is fucking up his dog.
00:53:32.000 Those male kangaroos fight all the time.
00:53:35.000 They're always punching.
00:53:36.000 That was just really fun.
00:53:38.000 Well, they choke each other.
00:53:39.000 Yeah, and he's going to get his dog.
00:53:40.000 So I would do the same thing.
00:53:42.000 I would run right out there.
00:53:43.000 It's because it's got the dog in its grip.
00:53:45.000 This guy's so awesome.
00:53:48.000 Kangaroos are so weird.
00:53:49.000 They don't even seem real.
00:53:50.000 They seem too human.
00:53:52.000 Yeah, look at that.
00:53:52.000 Here we go.
00:53:53.000 Squares off.
00:53:54.000 Squaring off.
00:53:54.000 Thinking about it.
00:53:55.000 Bam!
00:53:57.000 It's like, yeah, bitch.
00:53:59.000 I just love that kangaroo does not know what to do.
00:54:01.000 He's like, am I supposed to fight you?
00:54:03.000 He doesn't know what to do.
00:54:04.000 He's so cute.
00:54:05.000 He's like, fuck this.
00:54:06.000 What a weird animal that it bounces off like that on two legs.
00:54:08.000 Great guy though, right?
00:54:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:54:10.000 For sure.
00:54:11.000 And also that he didn't follow up.
00:54:13.000 What was it doing?
00:54:15.000 Just fighting it or playing with it?
00:54:17.000 The dog was barking.
00:54:17.000 The kangaroo decided to grab ahold of the dog and get him in a headlock.
00:54:21.000 And that's what they do.
00:54:22.000 Which is really nice, right?
00:54:23.000 That's generally giving you time to react a different way.
00:54:27.000 That's giving you a moment to not escalate.
00:54:30.000 Yes.
00:54:31.000 Sure.
00:54:32.000 If you see the beginning of the video, he's running around this kangaroo.
00:54:35.000 He thinks he's hunting.
00:54:36.000 He thinks he's alerting his company in the car to the target, right?
00:54:41.000 Right.
00:54:41.000 They don't even seem like a real animal.
00:54:43.000 They seem like something from an Avatar movie, right?
00:54:45.000 I want to cuddle with them all.
00:54:46.000 When I see Wild Niles, all I want is to take them all home and just cuddle with them.
00:54:53.000 Guy punched it right in the face, too.
00:54:54.000 I mean, look at the fur on its belly.
00:54:56.000 You know that fur on the belly is really, like, soft.
00:54:58.000 Do you think that's a mama?
00:54:59.000 Do you think that's a pouch?
00:55:00.000 No, I think that's a dude.
00:55:01.000 That's a dude?
00:55:01.000 I don't see any apparatus.
00:55:05.000 I think that's a woman.
00:55:06.000 It might be, because she's not very big.
00:55:08.000 Well, that also makes sense, too, that that's what that pouch is, where the tummy...
00:55:12.000 What's that?
00:55:13.000 I think there's a little thing right there.
00:55:14.000 It says something?
00:55:15.000 Oh, what's that?
00:55:16.000 What?
00:55:17.000 That little thing hanging down there.
00:55:18.000 Like a penis thing?
00:55:20.000 No, the tail's back here.
00:55:21.000 No, that can't be the penis.
00:55:22.000 Brother's tail's huge.
00:55:24.000 Right.
00:55:24.000 Oh, wait, move it a second.
00:55:26.000 No, that is a penis.
00:55:27.000 Come on.
00:55:28.000 Where's the balls?
00:55:30.000 There it is.
00:55:30.000 Maybe that's just like the curtain for the vag.
00:55:33.000 But he isn't a very developed kangaroo.
00:55:35.000 He's not going to win many fights.
00:55:36.000 Yeah.
00:55:36.000 He's sort of a beta there.
00:55:38.000 Right, there's some giant kangaroos.
00:55:40.000 Those big scary ones.
00:55:41.000 Look at this one.
00:55:42.000 Knock on the door.
00:55:42.000 Hey man.
00:55:43.000 Hey man.
00:55:44.000 Let me in.
00:55:45.000 Look at the claws on those fuckers.
00:55:46.000 Oh yeah, that's scary.
00:55:47.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:55:48.000 When he put the dog in the headlock, he could easily have taken care of that dog, but he didn't.
00:55:53.000 He kept the head.
00:55:54.000 He was like, I'm shutting this down.
00:55:56.000 I really think we're misgendering.
00:55:58.000 I think we're misgendering that kangaroo.
00:55:59.000 I think it's a girl.
00:56:01.000 So that one looks like a dude.
00:56:02.000 See, look, the difference.
00:56:04.000 You see his cock.
00:56:04.000 No, I think they're the same.
00:56:06.000 I think they're the same.
00:56:07.000 That's a dude.
00:56:07.000 That one's super jacked.
00:56:07.000 That is a dude.
00:56:08.000 Maybe.
00:56:09.000 Kangaroo chases people.
00:56:10.000 It's because it has muscles.
00:56:11.000 Is it really chasing people?
00:56:13.000 Yeah, because it has muscles.
00:56:14.000 Maybe it's a female that does a lot of crossfit.
00:56:17.000 It's a golfer.
00:56:18.000 The secret life of golfers.
00:56:20.000 There's crocodiles on the golf courses.
00:56:23.000 There's kangaroos.
00:56:24.000 What else is going on for those golfers?
00:56:26.000 Lightning.
00:56:27.000 Oh yeah, golfers die.
00:56:30.000 They're holding on to a piece of metal?
00:56:31.000 Yeah.
00:56:33.000 How many golfers die every year from lightning strikes?
00:56:36.000 I say three.
00:56:37.000 A lot!
00:56:37.000 It happened to somebody I know or my parents knew.
00:56:39.000 I was there when it happened.
00:56:40.000 He died?
00:56:41.000 You were there?
00:56:41.000 Yeah, there was like a...
00:56:42.000 They were all in the clubhouse and he must have stepped outside because he thought nothing would happen.
00:56:46.000 And yeah, lightning struck.
00:56:48.000 Wow.
00:56:48.000 We used to hear about that all the time, right?
00:56:50.000 Like people would have to come home and...
00:56:52.000 How many people do you think?
00:56:53.000 Liz, fair?
00:56:53.000 Take a guess.
00:56:54.000 What?
00:56:55.000 Every year?
00:56:55.000 How many number every year?
00:56:56.000 Well, I'm going to go with strikes over deaths.
00:56:59.000 Okay, strikes.
00:57:00.000 Because I'm going to say strikes...
00:57:01.000 I'm going to say there's about...
00:57:04.000 Struck by lightning?
00:57:05.000 At least a couple hundred.
00:57:07.000 A couple hundred?
00:57:08.000 Golfers or regular folk?
00:57:09.000 Oh, golfers.
00:57:09.000 Just golfers.
00:57:10.000 Just golfers.
00:57:11.000 Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:57:13.000 I'm going to go with worldwide?
00:57:15.000 United States.
00:57:17.000 Just the United States?
00:57:18.000 Yeah.
00:57:18.000 That seems unfair.
00:57:19.000 Okay, worldwide.
00:57:20.000 Worldwide, I'm going to go with...
00:57:22.000 25%.
00:57:25.000 I like it.
00:57:26.000 I was going to say 23 worldwide.
00:57:28.000 I say three deaths in the United States per year.
00:57:30.000 These are just strikes.
00:57:31.000 These are not deaths.
00:57:32.000 The United States averaged 51 annual lightning strike fatalities over the last 20 years.
00:57:37.000 We underestimated.
00:57:37.000 We lowballed that.
00:57:38.000 51 a year?
00:57:40.000 Okay, but how many of those guys are golfers?
00:57:42.000 That's what I typed in, actually.
00:57:43.000 And how many of them are assholes with a kite with a key hanging off of it?
00:57:46.000 I typed in how many golfers die each year from lightning, but how many people...
00:57:50.000 How many people are cutting cello?
00:57:53.000 There you go.
00:57:55.000 5% of the annual ones happen on golf courses.
00:57:57.000 So 5% of 51 is like...
00:58:00.000 We overestimated.
00:58:01.000 Yeah.
00:58:02.000 Two.
00:58:02.000 Two and a half.
00:58:03.000 Something like that.
00:58:04.000 Not a lot.
00:58:05.000 Yeah, I said three.
00:58:06.000 You missed how bad I am at math.
00:58:10.000 If you can't be as bad as me.
00:58:12.000 5% of 51 is 10. There's no way you're as bad as me.
00:58:17.000 That's pretty bad.
00:58:18.000 Yeah, I'm bad.
00:58:19.000 I'm very bad.
00:58:20.000 I think that's inherited, too.
00:58:21.000 My kids suck at math, too.
00:58:23.000 I figure if you don't have to...
00:58:25.000 If you can look it up easily, like names, dates, math...
00:58:28.000 Yeah.
00:58:29.000 I don't think you have to remember that.
00:58:31.000 Well, that's what I'm saying to my kids.
00:58:32.000 I'm like, look, you see the phone calculator?
00:58:34.000 Learn how to do that.
00:58:35.000 I'm delegating.
00:58:36.000 I'm delegating that to Google.
00:58:38.000 Yeah.
00:58:39.000 Let Google figure it out.
00:58:41.000 Trust in Google.
00:58:42.000 Trust in your overlords.
00:58:42.000 I'm going to do that heavy lifting.
00:58:43.000 I'm going to do like the big picture.
00:58:45.000 Yeah.
00:58:46.000 Trust in your overlords.
00:58:47.000 What are all these little gizmos?
00:58:49.000 That is a clock made by TGT Studios.
00:58:53.000 It's a guy who's an artist and he makes these things all out of...
00:58:58.000 It's all handmade out of wood and walnut and he gets these Russian...
00:59:04.000 What are those things called?
00:59:05.000 Those things that are inside of it?
00:59:07.000 A little doll?
00:59:08.000 Nixie tube.
00:59:09.000 Nixie.
00:59:09.000 Nixie tube.
00:59:10.000 And that's how he gets it to read the numbers and shit.
00:59:14.000 But what is it saying?
00:59:15.000 What does it mean?
00:59:16.000 Just 1.47.
00:59:17.000 It's the time.
00:59:18.000 1.47 in 46 seconds.
00:59:20.000 Yeah.
00:59:21.000 He's badass.
00:59:22.000 He does a lot of really cool shit.
00:59:23.000 He's a craftsman.
00:59:24.000 He does a lot of really fascinating stuff.
00:59:26.000 You got his Instagram page?
00:59:28.000 TGT Studios?
00:59:31.000 Do you ever check Daily Mail for the hideous side of life?
00:59:36.000 I check the internet for the hideous side of life.
00:59:39.000 Take a walk down the hideous side.
00:59:40.000 What do you check?
00:59:41.000 I do check Daily Mail.
00:59:42.000 It's like my horrible...
00:59:43.000 And I despise myself every time I do.
00:59:47.000 There's a dude's website.
00:59:49.000 Pretty dope, right?
00:59:50.000 Yeah, it is really cool.
00:59:51.000 Yeah, he makes cool stuff.
00:59:53.000 So what are you looking for?
00:59:56.000 I really just want the gossip.
00:59:57.000 I'm just there to find out.
00:59:59.000 It's like going to the well in the village.
01:00:02.000 I want to know what's going on with everything.
01:00:03.000 That's exactly what it is.
01:00:04.000 But then they always sneak in something utterly devastatingly Just shocking and awful.
01:00:12.000 They'd have Kim Kardashian next to the ISIS beheadings.
01:00:15.000 And it would be side by side.
01:00:17.000 So you couldn't miss it.
01:00:18.000 And I know that that's part of your friend the hunter, the adrenaline rush.
01:00:22.000 I know that's part of why I go there.
01:00:24.000 Because my system might be shocked a little bit.
01:00:27.000 But it's a revolting impulse.
01:00:29.000 That's the worst of me.
01:00:32.000 It's like a big tub of ice cream that's in your fridge every day.
01:00:35.000 And you know you shouldn't eat it.
01:00:36.000 You do.
01:00:37.000 You sit down in your underwear.
01:00:39.000 You know it's bad for you.
01:00:41.000 And you're like, what the fuck is wrong with me?
01:00:43.000 Why did I do that?
01:00:44.000 Every time I watch one of those videos, after it's over, I'm like, why the fuck did I watch that?
01:00:49.000 Yeah.
01:00:49.000 Do you think that stuff adds up in your brain?
01:00:52.000 How much of our stress and unhappiness and all that kind of stuff that culturally everybody feels is because you expose yourself to things you just shouldn't know about?
01:01:01.000 I think for sure.
01:01:02.000 For sure it has an effect.
01:01:03.000 It's a matter of does it have an effect as far as raising awareness of consequences of devious actions or does it have an effect in that you're always worried about it and so it sort of manifests itself more often because it's constantly in your head.
01:01:17.000 The latter.
01:01:18.000 Probably.
01:01:19.000 Makes sense.
01:01:20.000 And then we need a cup of coffee, a drink, and a joint.
01:01:22.000 Yeah.
01:01:23.000 Just to try to unwind.
01:01:24.000 And sex.
01:01:24.000 And find a group of people that you can hang out with that you trust that are cool to protect you from all those fuckers coming over the fence.
01:01:32.000 Right?
01:01:32.000 I mean, that's what everybody's worried.
01:01:34.000 Full circle!
01:01:35.000 That's what everybody's worried about.
01:01:36.000 I mean, that's what we're worried about Russia, right?
01:01:38.000 Everybody's worried about Russia, right?
01:01:40.000 I'm pissed.
01:01:40.000 I'm not worried.
01:01:41.000 I'm pissed.
01:01:42.000 Did you see the thing that they're parking submarines over the power lines, over the internet lines?
01:01:47.000 I was wondering about that.
01:01:48.000 Just to be a dick?
01:01:49.000 What the fuck is that?
01:01:50.000 I don't know.
01:01:50.000 Like, probably to let us know.
01:01:52.000 Hey, fucker, we could line with no problem.
01:01:55.000 If that happened, how fast do you think it would take before we got something back up again?
01:01:59.000 Or how long?
01:02:00.000 Isn't it crazy that there's a line that goes across the fucking ocean, and that's how the internet works?
01:02:05.000 Yes.
01:02:06.000 There are times when I will sit and dream about those lines.
01:02:10.000 And I'll just sit there thinking, I'll see this sort of greenish murk, and then I'll hear the silence and that clicking sound that you hear under, you know, with all the fishes eating stuff.
01:02:19.000 That, like, clicking stuff.
01:02:21.000 And I'll picture these lonely-ass cables just draped down the side of a cliff, like, in the great abyss.
01:02:28.000 And, like, I'll just picture their loneliness for a while.
01:02:31.000 Wow.
01:02:32.000 Yeah.
01:02:33.000 How many there are.
01:02:33.000 That's intense.
01:02:35.000 Whoa, they're everywhere.
01:02:36.000 Can you imagine if aliens came here and saw that, they'd be like, what in the fuck are these crazy assholes doing?
01:02:42.000 Wires?
01:02:43.000 I asked my son what he thinks we're gonna look back on in the future and think was like the craziest thing we lived with, and he said, wires.
01:02:49.000 And I thought it was kind of brilliant.
01:02:51.000 That's what a kid would say, right, that lives in this world today, that is brilliant, wireless charging, wireless internet.
01:02:56.000 If I didn't have wires, I could just play live and move anywhere around on the stage.
01:03:00.000 I didn't have to stand in front.
01:03:01.000 I mean, the fact that we stand in front of a mic, I know there's a great tradition, and it's really cool and rock and roll.
01:03:07.000 But I personally feel very hemmed in by this mic stand.
01:03:11.000 Have you ever thought about going straight Bobby Brown?
01:03:14.000 I did, and all my friends just took me aside, and they were like, no.
01:03:21.000 Can't do it?
01:03:21.000 Can't do it.
01:03:22.000 But it works for Anthony Robbins.
01:03:25.000 He does it.
01:03:26.000 Everybody, come on!
01:03:28.000 Pop your hands.
01:03:29.000 Feel the energy.
01:03:30.000 He does it, right?
01:03:31.000 Doesn't he go Bobby Brown?
01:03:32.000 He runs all over the arena, though.
01:03:34.000 Whenever anybody wears those, it's Bobby Brown.
01:03:37.000 Period.
01:03:38.000 He did it for my prerogative.
01:03:40.000 That's it for the rest of everyone's life.
01:03:43.000 That's a Bobby Brown.
01:03:44.000 He's got a Bobby Brown.
01:03:45.000 I know a comic who does that.
01:03:47.000 Really?
01:03:47.000 Yeah, he does his act with one of those things.
01:03:49.000 Wait, why?
01:03:50.000 Exactly.
01:03:52.000 I fucking don't get it.
01:03:53.000 There's Anthony Robbins.
01:03:54.000 Look at him.
01:03:55.000 Big, beautiful son of a bitch.
01:03:57.000 Hey, at one point I bought the box set.
01:03:59.000 At one point I was trying in my car to listen to my positivity.
01:04:04.000 Look, he's got some very good points.
01:04:05.000 He says some things that really can work.
01:04:08.000 You know, it's like...
01:04:10.000 Here's the thing.
01:04:11.000 Anthony Robbins is like any delicious meal.
01:04:14.000 You do not want to eat it all fucking day, every day.
01:04:18.000 And if you hear too much Anthony Robbins, you're like, okay, E-fucking-nuff.
01:04:22.000 I get it.
01:04:24.000 Be positive.
01:04:25.000 Put out the energy.
01:04:26.000 Yes!
01:04:27.000 We're going to walk on coals.
01:04:28.000 Yes!
01:04:29.000 It's weird, too, right?
01:04:30.000 Is that what he's doing?
01:04:31.000 Is he walking on coals?
01:04:32.000 He does do that.
01:04:32.000 Why is he wet?
01:04:33.000 He does do that, but here's what's interesting about today.
01:04:35.000 Do we know why he's wet there?
01:04:36.000 Because he's fucking jacked and he's just running and sweating up a storm and getting these people pumped.
01:04:41.000 Maybe it's raining out.
01:04:42.000 It's gotta be raining.
01:04:43.000 Yeah, it could be.
01:04:45.000 They do this firewalk thing, which is essentially...
01:04:48.000 Here's the thing.
01:04:50.000 Oh my god, look at him.
01:04:52.000 I'm gonna try all this on stage.
01:04:54.000 I'm gonna get wet.
01:04:55.000 I'm gonna throw my arms out and be like...
01:04:57.000 Yeah.
01:04:58.000 Go for it.
01:05:00.000 With my Bobby Brown.
01:05:01.000 This is all going to happen with my Bobby Brown.
01:05:05.000 If you have one of those, you could be totally wireless.
01:05:08.000 Right?
01:05:09.000 Just hook it up into a backpack.
01:05:11.000 Wireless action.
01:05:14.000 Free fair.
01:05:16.000 Free her.
01:05:18.000 She's tired of these.
01:05:19.000 That should be a t-shirt that just says free fair and it's just the Bobby Brown thing.
01:05:26.000 Like a silhouette of your head with just the dark Bobby Brown thing over your face.
01:05:31.000 Someone's going to make it by the end of this podcast.
01:05:34.000 But that's not even what I want.
01:05:35.000 Someone will have that and we're going to put it up on Instagram.
01:05:37.000 I don't want the Bobby Brown.
01:05:38.000 I want a parabolic parachute thing over my whole stage.
01:05:42.000 Anywhere I go.
01:05:43.000 Don't they have that for sports now?
01:05:45.000 They have this parabolic microphone thing where they can zoom in on the coach talking or zoom in on...
01:05:50.000 I think so.
01:05:51.000 They've got this thing where it's very directional.
01:05:53.000 It's like a laser of a microphone.
01:05:55.000 So it can be up in the ceiling of the arena and then they just point it at somebody and they can go right in and hear their conversation.
01:06:01.000 That's like probably some CIA shit, right?
01:06:04.000 Not yet.
01:06:04.000 Have I? Do you know that they can listen to what you say in a room by monitoring the window and the vibrations of normal human conversation has enough of an effect on the window that they can translate that into speech.
01:06:21.000 That's insane.
01:06:22.000 Whoa.
01:06:23.000 That's insane.
01:06:24.000 They know the noises you're making based on the effect it has on a window in a room.
01:06:29.000 You don't even have to be screaming.
01:06:30.000 Just talking.
01:06:31.000 That's crazy.
01:06:32.000 That's crazy.
01:06:33.000 Yeah, that's real.
01:06:34.000 Well, don't you kind of just assume that we're being listened to all the time, everywhere?
01:06:39.000 Now, after Edward Snowden and all that stuff, after, you know, the releases of...
01:06:44.000 I feel like I've got at least two fans listening in to me at all times.
01:06:48.000 At least?
01:06:49.000 In your house?
01:06:50.000 Just in, no, in like the NSA. Like, there's two Liz Phair fans that are like...
01:06:54.000 I'm sure there's more.
01:06:56.000 Yeah, they're probably bored.
01:06:57.000 They're like, I'm going to find a terrorist, but first I'm going to see if Liz Farah is masturbating.
01:07:02.000 Yeah, there's probably a lot of that.
01:07:03.000 I actually thought about that the other day because I screwed up my knees and I've been doing this thing where I put my elbows into my legs as I'm sitting watching TV or something and kind of give myself a massage.
01:07:12.000 But if you were listening through the audio of my phone or anything, you'd just think I was constantly masturbating.
01:07:18.000 It's kind of like rubbing motion on my legs all the time.
01:07:22.000 Right there.
01:07:22.000 And you're like, all right.
01:07:23.000 They're like, she's never getting off.
01:07:24.000 She keeps stopping.
01:07:25.000 What's the problem?
01:07:27.000 What's the blockage?
01:07:28.000 Yeah, she's frantic.
01:07:29.000 It's weird.
01:07:30.000 It's like she's obsessed.
01:07:31.000 What are those primates that are constantly...
01:07:34.000 Bonobos.
01:07:35.000 Yeah, bonobos.
01:07:36.000 Bonobos.
01:07:36.000 Bonobos.
01:07:37.000 Yeah.
01:07:38.000 Yeah, I mean, we're gonna get to a point where everybody can listen in on everybody.
01:07:43.000 That's what I think.
01:07:44.000 I think we're only a couple decades away from that.
01:07:46.000 I think right now, it's like service providers have the possibility to tap it into you.
01:07:53.000 Maybe all these different government groups knows how to tap into your phones and tap into your TV and tap into the camera that's on your laptop.
01:08:02.000 But I think it's going to come a matter of time where the intrusion in privacy is going to be the bottleneck to future technology.
01:08:07.000 And we're going to get to some virtual reality environment where it is so titanically bizarre and so incredibly realistic.
01:08:18.000 That whatever the fuck happens in the regular world is going to lose its significance.
01:08:21.000 It's going to slowly lose significance to the point where we're going to accept that one of the ways to overcome some of these technological hurdles is to completely dissolve all boundaries between all people and information.
01:08:34.000 Meaning you're going to be able to look at anybody doing anything anytime and they're going to be able to look at you.
01:08:38.000 And that's going to be the new reality of human beings.
01:08:40.000 And this will be after we've accepted virtual reality.
01:08:44.000 So once we accept virtual reality, regular life is going to be so mundane because you're going to be able to create artificial environments like Avatar World, like you're flying through 2001 at Space Odyssey.
01:08:55.000 You're hanging out with the chimps.
01:08:56.000 You're going to have haptic suits on that give you feedback.
01:08:59.000 It's going to be tied into your central nervous system.
01:09:01.000 It's going to recreate smells and feels.
01:09:04.000 That's all going to happen.
01:09:05.000 It's not a matter of...
01:09:08.000 Whether it's going to happen, it's a matter of when is it going to happen.
01:09:10.000 I think when that does happen, the big bottleneck is going to be privacy.
01:09:14.000 And I think people are going to, just like they're doing now, with constantly putting up things on social media, constantly showing pictures of their kids, and constantly giving updates on everywhere you go, and tagging all these things with geotags.
01:09:26.000 I think that in the future, we are going to just accept that no one has any privacy.
01:09:32.000 And kids today are more likely to accept it than we were, and our kids are going to be more likely to accept it.
01:09:38.000 Then they're kids, and it's gonna keep going on and on and on, and three, four generations, it's gonna be life.
01:09:43.000 Life is gonna be no privacy.
01:09:44.000 Like, if we were all living in, like, a big brother-type house, there's fucking no privacy, right?
01:09:49.000 There's cameras everywhere.
01:09:50.000 Those people willingly do it.
01:09:52.000 How long before everybody willingly does it?
01:09:54.000 It's a matter of time.
01:09:54.000 Right now it sounds impossible because we grew up valuing privacy.
01:09:59.000 I need my alone time.
01:10:01.000 I don't want anybody paying attention to what I'm doing.
01:10:03.000 But once...
01:10:04.000 I mean, human beings are so incredibly malleable that once life changes around us, and we know for a fact this is inexorable.
01:10:11.000 It's not going back unless Yellowstone blows or we get hit by an asteroid.
01:10:14.000 This is life now.
01:10:15.000 We're just going to accept it.
01:10:16.000 It's going to go into the next thing, and you're going to deal with people looking at you naked all the time, LOL, because you don't care, because you're in the Avatar dimension, riding a fucking dragon over a volcano.
01:10:25.000 You're going to be living in a world that's so much more fantastic than the real world.
01:10:29.000 As someone looking at your asshole in the real world, you're like, go ahead, look, who cares?
01:10:35.000 You're basically saying that we're putting ourselves in those little pods in the matrix.
01:10:39.000 Yes.
01:10:40.000 You're saying that we're willingly climbing in eventually to these little pods of goo and powering the whole machine age.
01:10:48.000 Yes.
01:10:49.000 Because we're just going to plug in and stay there.
01:10:51.000 I think we're going to be symbiotic.
01:10:52.000 I think we're going to become part machine.
01:10:54.000 I think it's inevitable.
01:10:55.000 Or like an ant colony.
01:10:57.000 Yeah.
01:10:57.000 We're already kind of like an ant colony, right?
01:10:59.000 Like one organism with many, many parts.
01:11:02.000 Yeah.
01:11:04.000 I think it's a matter of time.
01:11:04.000 I don't want to live in that.
01:11:05.000 Is that okay?
01:11:06.000 You don't have to.
01:11:07.000 You're alive right now.
01:11:09.000 You're alive in a beautiful time.
01:11:10.000 You're alive in the transition between when you were young and there was no internet to now you being an adult where there's internet.
01:11:16.000 This is the most amazing time ever.
01:11:18.000 We're lucky.
01:11:19.000 We're lucky.
01:11:21.000 We're the most lucky, because we've experienced both.
01:11:24.000 We've experienced...
01:11:25.000 I mean, when I was a kid, we didn't have fucking answering machines.
01:11:28.000 No, I know, right?
01:11:29.000 You just called and hoped they were home.
01:11:31.000 Yeah, and if they weren't home, you never found them.
01:11:33.000 You opened that door to your house, you were a ghost.
01:11:37.000 They had to trust you were where you said you were.
01:11:40.000 You just went places.
01:11:41.000 You could do whatever you want.
01:11:43.000 We're the last wild ones.
01:11:45.000 That's what we are.
01:11:46.000 We are the last.
01:11:47.000 We're the last of the disconnected.
01:11:49.000 You know, we were disconnected and then we became connected in the 1990s.
01:11:54.000 That's a totally new experience for human beings.
01:11:56.000 And we experienced both parts.
01:11:58.000 We were the last humans to experience no internet, internet.
01:12:04.000 No one else will ever experience that.
01:12:05.000 The only way they'll experience that is if they don't have internet, but the world has internet.
01:12:10.000 You know what I want to get back to?
01:12:12.000 What you said, how long is the electricity down if we're attacked on the infrastructure?
01:12:17.000 That's what I want to know.
01:12:18.000 Well, we were talking about the internet.
01:12:20.000 I was just talking about the internet, but same thing.
01:12:21.000 Oh, just the internet?
01:12:22.000 Yeah.
01:12:22.000 Look, that's an issue, too.
01:12:24.000 Oh, that's all they're going to blow is the internet?
01:12:26.000 No, I mean, it could, but it would be...
01:12:27.000 That was like the saddest attack.
01:12:30.000 Like, wow!
01:12:31.000 Well, EMP could take us out too, which is just as scary and probably easier to accomplish.
01:12:36.000 That's what I want to know about, like, how long is the recovery time?
01:12:40.000 Because I do feel like Putin's sitting back there like...
01:12:42.000 Well, I think what they're really worried about, other than Putin, is solar flares.
01:12:47.000 They think solar flares have the real potential to take out the entire power grid.
01:12:52.000 That's entirely possible.
01:12:54.000 And life as we know it.
01:12:56.000 Oh, that too, yeah.
01:12:56.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:12:58.000 That's only one thing.
01:13:00.000 Yellowstone's the big one.
01:13:07.000 That was like a stoner moment.
01:13:08.000 We all just stopped.
01:13:09.000 Do you know about the caldera volcano in Yellowstone?
01:13:12.000 Do you know about all that?
01:13:13.000 I do.
01:13:13.000 That's the big one.
01:13:14.000 I do.
01:13:15.000 That's what everybody should be freaking out about.
01:13:16.000 I'm not as worried about that, although I know it's bulging.
01:13:19.000 Yeah.
01:13:19.000 I think the northwest part is bulging or something.
01:13:21.000 Well, it's just constantly having earthquakes.
01:13:24.000 They've had thousands of earthquakes every year for the last five or six years.
01:13:27.000 Thousands.
01:13:28.000 They have thousands in a month sometimes.
01:13:30.000 That, to me, is not worth worrying about because there's nothing we can do.
01:13:33.000 Nothing.
01:13:34.000 That is like...
01:13:35.000 That, you might as well just...
01:13:37.000 The what?
01:13:37.000 I said they want to.
01:13:38.000 They want to dig a hole.
01:13:39.000 No.
01:13:40.000 They want to drill a hole and let some of the gas out.
01:13:43.000 Well, wow.
01:13:45.000 I applaud their...
01:13:47.000 Like a zit.
01:13:49.000 Get up and go.
01:13:51.000 They want to lance a zit and push some of the lava out.
01:13:56.000 What's crazy is that that's happened to human civilization like many times over the course of history.
01:14:03.000 Giant volcanoes blown up and killed everybody.
01:14:05.000 Yeah, a bunch of that shit happened too.
01:14:07.000 Yeah.
01:14:08.000 I'll be loving life because I'm small.
01:14:10.000 I think only the small things survive, right?
01:14:12.000 You think so?
01:14:13.000 I think like shrews.
01:14:15.000 I don't know.
01:14:15.000 Well, that's what they said about what hit the Yucatan, is that we used to be like a mole, like human beings.
01:14:23.000 If you trace the evolution of the human being, if you believe in that nonsense, today, if you go all the way back, we were like a mole.
01:14:30.000 We were some kind of a mole.
01:14:32.000 That was the only surviving...
01:14:34.000 Yeah.
01:14:34.000 Yeah, literally.
01:14:36.000 65 million years ago, human beings, our farthest mammal ancestor is some sort of a mole that survived the big hit.
01:14:45.000 Like a little shrewish looking thing?
01:14:47.000 Yeah.
01:14:48.000 Yeah.
01:14:49.000 Because all the upper predators get wiped out, so then they can thrive because there's nothing to eat them.
01:14:54.000 And they live in the ground.
01:14:56.000 So that these things can live underground and survive.
01:14:58.000 Is that our future?
01:14:59.000 Maybe.
01:15:00.000 Are we going to end up underground?
01:15:02.000 Everyone thinks we're going to Mars, but I think we're just going to go underground.
01:15:05.000 We are going to go to Mars, too, though.
01:15:06.000 Some idiots.
01:15:07.000 Some poor fucks are going to die on Mars.
01:15:09.000 No, thank you.
01:15:09.000 No, thank you.
01:15:09.000 Pass.
01:15:11.000 Why do people want to do that?
01:15:13.000 Because we can.
01:15:14.000 Because it's one of those things.
01:15:15.000 Go to Arizona.
01:15:15.000 Go sit in like Badlands.
01:15:17.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:15:17.000 You're done.
01:15:18.000 Exactly.
01:15:19.000 And you can come back and have pie.
01:15:20.000 Yeah.
01:15:21.000 It's dumb.
01:15:22.000 Yeah.
01:15:22.000 And then you have to bring water.
01:15:23.000 Or have to go get it and melt it down.
01:15:26.000 But you're there.
01:15:27.000 Okay.
01:15:27.000 You're on Mars.
01:15:28.000 Let's just say we're on Mars.
01:15:30.000 What do we do?
01:15:31.000 We're just terraforming?
01:15:32.000 Cry.
01:15:32.000 Cry.
01:15:33.000 Wait for your body to stop working.
01:15:35.000 Rock.
01:15:35.000 Yeah.
01:15:36.000 What can you do?
01:15:37.000 I mean, I just don't see the life there.
01:15:40.000 Well, I think people want to be pioneers.
01:15:42.000 And I think it's entirely possible that you're going to wind up going with some really crazy people, too.
01:15:47.000 Yeah, right?
01:15:47.000 Who wants to be a pioneer that isolated?
01:15:50.000 Yeah.
01:15:51.000 Crazy pants, right?
01:15:52.000 Yeah.
01:15:52.000 See, I know a lady who lives in the Arctic Circle.
01:15:55.000 She lives like 200 miles above the Arctic Circle.
01:15:58.000 She's on that show Life Below Zero.
01:15:59.000 You ever see that show?
01:16:00.000 But she can come out when she wants.
01:16:02.000 Of course.
01:16:02.000 She can come back.
01:16:03.000 She flies back.
01:16:04.000 She was in the studio.
01:16:05.000 Not this one, the old one.
01:16:06.000 But she was sitting right where you're sitting.
01:16:08.000 Like, you know, she's a normal person.
01:16:10.000 I can't even take a cruise.
01:16:11.000 No?
01:16:12.000 No.
01:16:13.000 But you were going to cruise in the Congo.
01:16:15.000 Well, that's a river.
01:16:18.000 But I can't take a cruise boat because I can't be isolated in the middle of the ocean with people I don't think are really on the ball.
01:16:24.000 Like, I can't do it.
01:16:25.000 I think that's where, like, the next plague starts, I think.
01:16:29.000 Does happen sometimes.
01:16:31.000 Yeah, they get the norovirus or whatever on a cruise ship.
01:16:34.000 And what if someone's just really into chucking people over the side?
01:16:38.000 Like, that's your move.
01:16:39.000 You just take a cruise and just wait.
01:16:40.000 I like those people that survive that.
01:16:42.000 I like the stories of the people that fall off a cruise ship and they get found.
01:16:47.000 Who the fuck finds them?
01:16:48.000 They're in a shipping lane.
01:16:50.000 They get found.
01:16:50.000 Really?
01:16:51.000 I love those stories.
01:16:52.000 I've never heard those stories.
01:16:54.000 I always thought your fucks know.
01:16:55.000 Can you imagine?
01:16:55.000 There's almost nothing that can fuck you worse than to fall off a cruise ship.
01:16:59.000 But these people, they survive it.
01:17:02.000 You have to think of how long can you swim.
01:17:04.000 Right.
01:17:04.000 I mean, it's like 13 hours or...
01:17:06.000 I don't know.
01:17:07.000 How long can you tread water?
01:17:08.000 Well, you can tread water longer than that.
01:17:10.000 I don't know.
01:17:11.000 Sure you can.
01:17:12.000 I stink like a rock.
01:17:13.000 You'll be hallucinating.
01:17:15.000 Right, but you'd still be trending water?
01:17:17.000 You'd just be, your tissue would be tearing apart?
01:17:19.000 What I heard one guy talk about was how he saw, like, he had the illusion of seeing boats come by and talk to him.
01:17:28.000 And he, like, talked to people that were saying, just hang on, hang on longer.
01:17:32.000 It was all imaginary.
01:17:33.000 Like, none of it was real.
01:17:34.000 But he was having, like, a full, sort of trippy virtual reality experience with his hallucinations that kept him alive longer.
01:17:41.000 They were, like, his subconscious...
01:17:43.000 But they would come in his mind in vessels and like stop and talk to him, throw him something, motivate him.
01:17:51.000 That's crazy.
01:17:52.000 I guess you could get that if you go into one of those sensory deprivation tanks or something.
01:17:57.000 I have one.
01:17:57.000 Oh, you do?
01:17:58.000 I have one right over here.
01:17:59.000 Shut up.
01:17:59.000 Fuck yeah.
01:18:01.000 Wow.
01:18:02.000 Yeah.
01:18:03.000 Whoa.
01:18:03.000 Do you do that regularly?
01:18:04.000 Yeah.
01:18:05.000 Do you have hallucinations?
01:18:06.000 Yeah, definitely.
01:18:07.000 What?
01:18:07.000 Tell me.
01:18:09.000 The most extreme one, I was in the jungle.
01:18:13.000 And there was some people that were native to this place.
01:18:18.000 They were dressed in western clothes that are like t-shirts and shorts, but they were barefoot, which is often the case though, unfortunately.
01:18:26.000 A lot of people that live in these indigenous villages, they wear like Under Armour shirts and shit that someone gets them.
01:18:33.000 Somehow or another gets down to them.
01:18:35.000 Missionaries maybe sometimes bring them.
01:18:37.000 But they were speaking in a language that I understood, but it wasn't English.
01:18:42.000 And I don't speak anything other than English.
01:18:43.000 And when they were talking, I was listening to them, I was amongst them, and I was listening to them, and they were speaking in this very different language.
01:18:51.000 And then I realized, like, holy shit, I can understand their language, but I realized that in English, and then poof, I popped out of the spell.
01:19:00.000 Like, my freaking out about it brought me, it was all like, no, no, no, don't go away!
01:19:04.000 Don't go away!
01:19:04.000 Ah, fuck!
01:19:07.000 It was so extreme.
01:19:08.000 I could smell the rain.
01:19:11.000 I could feel the moisture in the air.
01:19:13.000 I could see the leaves all around me.
01:19:15.000 I could hear the sounds of the forest.
01:19:18.000 And these people in the rainforest just hanging out talking this...
01:19:21.000 It was totally uneventful.
01:19:23.000 Nothing was happening.
01:19:24.000 But they were talking in this language that I absolutely knew what they were saying.
01:19:27.000 They were going back and forth and communicating.
01:19:30.000 And I was following the conversation in their language.
01:19:32.000 Thinking in their language.
01:19:33.000 And then I realized it and I woke up.
01:19:37.000 How do you interpret that?
01:19:39.000 I think, first of all, it's tripping balls, right?
01:19:43.000 There's that.
01:19:44.000 There's being in that tank.
01:19:45.000 On what?
01:19:47.000 I think it was edible pot.
01:19:50.000 I've done a bunch of different things in the tank, but mostly it's edible pot.
01:19:54.000 Pot edibles has a distinctly hallucinatory effect at high doses, especially when you close your eyes and you're laying back and just letting visuals take place.
01:20:08.000 Also, I think it's entirely possible that we have genetic memory.
01:20:12.000 And I think it's entirely possible that Like, there's certain things that people pass down to their children.
01:20:20.000 Like, there's certain traits that my kids have that I watch in them, and I go, okay, why are you so into this?
01:20:26.000 Are you so into this because you just happen to be into this?
01:20:30.000 Are you into this because I'm into this, and somehow or another got into my genes and passed on to your little tiny body, and now you're developing with this, like, hunger for certain types of activities.
01:20:40.000 So it's, like, literally in their cellular level of...
01:20:43.000 Well, we don't know what's transferred.
01:20:46.000 We don't know how much of, like, people have certain instincts, right?
01:20:50.000 People are afraid of spiders, afraid of snakes.
01:20:52.000 Why?
01:20:53.000 Why is that?
01:20:53.000 It's probably some memory.
01:20:55.000 Probably somewhere along the line, some memory got transferred into your DNA. Well, the question is, like, how much gets in there?
01:21:02.000 Until I told my nine-year-old daughter...
01:21:06.000 I thought probably very little I was probably just like physical traits and that's it But her mind is so much like my mind like in especially her obsession with things I've never seen a little kid so obsessed with things like this is me in a nine-year-old girl's body like this is fucking crazy and Talking to people that have musical talent or people that have artistic talent and their children seem to have an aptitude for this,
01:21:32.000 like an unusual aptitude, almost as if they're trying to re-remember it rather than learn it.
01:21:37.000 Ooh, I like what you just said.
01:21:39.000 I like that switcheroo there.
01:21:41.000 I think there's something that gets...
01:21:43.000 I don't know how much of it is readable data, but I think there's so much information that gets through your cells.
01:21:49.000 And then I think the child is faced with their own data, right?
01:21:53.000 Their own life experiences, their own genetics, their own hormones, and all these different things that are happening around them.
01:21:59.000 But I think...
01:22:01.000 Underneath all that, it's entirely possible there remains some very, very distant memories, which is why people survived as long as they did, because you could transfer some knowledge onto the kids.
01:22:12.000 Of course.
01:22:12.000 I think it's probably less today than before, because the world's so safe.
01:22:17.000 Everything's nerfed.
01:22:17.000 You don't have to worry about getting eaten by leopards.
01:22:19.000 It's a totally different environment we live in.
01:22:21.000 So less of it gets in there, but I think there's probably still somewhere in the operating system.
01:22:26.000 If you went into DOS and started sneaking around, you'd find some weird code from different languages that you spoke 10,000 years ago, or who knows?
01:22:35.000 Why are kids scared of monsters?
01:22:38.000 That was another thing that they were talking about once in one of these things.
01:22:41.000 Like they're scared of monsters because monsters used to be a real thing that you had to worry about because they ate people.
01:22:47.000 Like cats, like leopards and jaguars and shit.
01:22:50.000 Like that was a real problem.
01:22:51.000 So little kids, they're not scared of bullets or, you know, they're scared of fucking monsters.
01:22:57.000 That's what every little kid's scared of, the dark and monsters.
01:22:59.000 Because that's, in our genetic memory, probably some leftover shit from when we got eaten a lot.
01:23:05.000 In trees.
01:23:06.000 Yeah, trees, right?
01:23:08.000 So falling and predation.
01:23:11.000 Yeah, both.
01:23:12.000 So is that what you think happened?
01:23:14.000 Like that you kind of accessed a memory?
01:23:16.000 Because I was going more with like the, what do you call it, collective unconscious.
01:23:20.000 Like you were seeing a present day thing in another part of the world.
01:23:25.000 I doubt it.
01:23:26.000 No.
01:23:26.000 You're going back in your...
01:23:27.000 I think it was just imagination more than anything, honestly.
01:23:30.000 If I had to be really honest, I think it was imagination.
01:23:33.000 I think I just have a very vivid imagination, particularly when I was lit on some pot brownie.
01:23:39.000 I've read a study where if something really traumatic happens to the parent, and I don't know if this is animals or whatever, even if the baby animal is born after this thing is over, this traumatic event, they'll have a fear of that thing.
01:23:56.000 That is very poorly articulated.
01:23:59.000 I think the pot's gone through me, and now I'm just sort of I think I know what you're talking about.
01:24:04.000 There was a study that they did with mice, and what they did with mice is they sprayed a citrus aroma inside the cage, and then they electrocuted the feet of the mice.
01:24:13.000 Their children, when they smelled, this is children that had not been electrocuted, when they smelled that citrus aroma, they had a heightened panic state.
01:24:22.000 Yeah.
01:24:22.000 Yeah, that's what it is.
01:24:23.000 Yeah.
01:24:23.000 But is that how they figured that out?
01:24:25.000 Because that seems...
01:24:26.000 That's how they figured that out.
01:24:27.000 I can explain that with normal science.
01:24:29.000 That's easy, right?
01:24:31.000 Yeah.
01:24:32.000 Because they'll have this sense.
01:24:35.000 They'll smell that.
01:24:37.000 Well, they never experienced the electrocution thing before.
01:24:39.000 But they smelled the smell.
01:24:40.000 Right, but the smell never gave them a heightened sense of awareness in mice that weren't...
01:24:44.000 But the fetus would be shocked.
01:24:46.000 Oh, you're saying they weren't pregnant?
01:24:47.000 No, no, they weren't pregnant.
01:24:48.000 Oh, this is before they're pregnant, so they're not even there.
01:24:51.000 Right, exactly.
01:24:52.000 Okay, so what explains that?
01:24:53.000 Genetic memory.
01:24:55.000 It's a piece of evidence that points to genetic memory.
01:24:58.000 But it's one of those things, it's like, if you don't understand, go back to DOS or C +, or something like that, some computer code, I don't understand it.
01:25:05.000 If I read it, it's just gibberish to me.
01:25:07.000 Or like those quantum physics guys that write all that stuff, that's just gibberish.
01:25:10.000 So we might be just getting that gibberish going, what is, what's going on here?
01:25:14.000 No one knows, right?
01:25:15.000 We don't know.
01:25:16.000 One day maybe we'll be able to read that gibberish, but right now we know there's something getting passed down from these mice.
01:25:21.000 So if the parent gets shocked because they smell that thing and then the kids who have nothing to do with it, they get shocked or they smell it and they think they're going to get shocked, something's being transferred to them.
01:25:32.000 That's crazy.
01:25:34.000 That means that we have components of our parents, like right now, we're reacting to stuff in our everyday life.
01:25:40.000 Our fears, our worries, our neuroses are possibly things that our parents experienced.
01:25:45.000 It's entirely possible that the neuroses of your parents is somehow or another transferred into your body.
01:25:51.000 Whether or not you accept them as your own.
01:25:54.000 Because I'm adopted, that means I have two sets of neuroses going at once.
01:25:58.000 I wonder.
01:25:59.000 I'm doubling down on my neuroses.
01:26:00.000 I wonder how much of what your adoptive parents gave you sticks.
01:26:04.000 What is this?
01:26:05.000 Yehuda and other studies authors...
01:26:21.000 Wow.
01:26:25.000 There's a bunch.
01:26:26.000 How does that express itself, though?
01:26:27.000 Not genes themselves, but how they are turned on and off.
01:26:31.000 By other molecules.
01:26:32.000 Could be passed down.
01:26:33.000 So they're going to have a heightened sensitivity to threat, probably.
01:26:39.000 Probably.
01:26:40.000 They're going to have a quicker response neurologically.
01:26:43.000 Well, they say that about children that are in the womb when their mother is under extreme stress or violence.
01:26:49.000 They can sense that for sure.
01:26:52.000 But what freaks me out is that it's not even like a fetal baby that's reacting.
01:26:57.000 There's just like complete genetic material transference.
01:27:01.000 Yeah.
01:27:02.000 Who knows?
01:27:03.000 I don't think we know enough.
01:27:05.000 Future science.
01:27:06.000 Yeah.
01:27:07.000 That's what you're into.
01:27:08.000 I'm way into future science.
01:27:09.000 I wish we lived in the future.
01:27:11.000 So that's where ghosts fit in?
01:27:12.000 Future science, I just think time is an illusion.
01:27:19.000 I think that I'm more...
01:27:21.000 Did you ever see Interstellar?
01:27:22.000 Yes.
01:27:23.000 I'm more in that zone.
01:27:25.000 Hmm.
01:27:26.000 That smacked of good science to me.
01:27:29.000 I was like, yes.
01:27:31.000 So when you say time's an illusion, you mean like the watch is real?
01:27:36.000 Like if it says 4.30, that's when the movie starts, right?
01:27:39.000 That's all real.
01:27:40.000 No, that's just coordination.
01:27:43.000 Within our species, we're coordinating together.
01:27:46.000 We're working as an ant colony.
01:27:48.000 We're sending signals, which happen to be time signals.
01:27:51.000 We're using math to coordinate.
01:27:53.000 But if you go underwater and hold your breath for five minutes, that's real five minutes?
01:27:57.000 No, that's just when you run out of oxygen.
01:28:00.000 So that five minutes is the counting of that time.
01:28:04.000 Doesn't mean anything.
01:28:05.000 Doesn't mean anything.
01:28:06.000 No, doesn't mean anything.
01:28:08.000 But if someone's five minutes late, you're like, bitch, you're five minutes late.
01:28:10.000 You're like, no, this doesn't mean anything.
01:28:12.000 Well, I'm never mad about that because I'm always late.
01:28:16.000 Oh, okay.
01:28:18.000 Hmm.
01:28:18.000 That's interesting.
01:28:20.000 Well, the only time, supposedly, is now.
01:28:22.000 And everything else is just our pathetic attempts at measuring it and trying to put it into a box.
01:28:26.000 That's just coordination on people.
01:28:30.000 That's all we're doing.
01:28:31.000 How old are you?
01:28:33.000 And then that just means how crispy you are from going around the sun.
01:28:37.000 That's not really anything.
01:28:39.000 Like a rotisserie.
01:28:40.000 Yeah, you're like, sorry.
01:28:42.000 Right, right.
01:28:44.000 Skin crackling.
01:28:45.000 You know, like, it's just kind of that.
01:28:47.000 And to me, like, time is just, it's just space.
01:28:49.000 It's like, how far are you away from this gravitational pull?
01:28:52.000 I think gravity is way more interesting.
01:28:54.000 I think time is just us coordinating with math.
01:28:58.000 Well, we definitely are, but it's also like when the sun's coming up.
01:29:02.000 Like, check your watch, 6.15, sun's coming up.
01:29:05.000 That's a real thing.
01:29:05.000 We're just clocking a spin of an earth.
01:29:08.000 That's the same thing with the lungs underwater.
01:29:10.000 The earth spins.
01:29:11.000 I agree with you and disagree with you at the same time.
01:29:13.000 Yeah, that's fine.
01:29:15.000 I think you're right, but I also think the fucking movie starts at 4.30.
01:29:20.000 But that's another human putting on a movie.
01:29:22.000 It's true.
01:29:23.000 So you're just coordinating with...
01:29:24.000 Give me an example of time that is a manifest thing outside of human coordination.
01:29:31.000 Well, you could.
01:29:33.000 The oldest star...
01:29:35.000 And I don't mean, like, things happening.
01:29:37.000 Right.
01:29:37.000 I mean time.
01:29:38.000 Just time itself.
01:29:39.000 Like, is that helpful in any way other than for us?
01:29:42.000 I don't think it exists in the universe, really.
01:29:45.000 No.
01:29:45.000 Well, if the universe had a Big Bang, and that was a point where it started...
01:29:50.000 I don't know if I believe the Big Bang.
01:29:51.000 Sorry.
01:29:53.000 What do you think?
01:29:54.000 I think we're looking at, okay, black holes.
01:29:59.000 Say there's a train, right?
01:30:01.000 We're at a depot.
01:30:02.000 Okay.
01:30:03.000 I love that word.
01:30:04.000 Train depot.
01:30:04.000 We're at a depot.
01:30:05.000 A home depot or?
01:30:06.000 A train depot.
01:30:07.000 Okay.
01:30:09.000 And there's like a giant butt of a train, right?
01:30:12.000 Huge.
01:30:12.000 I don't know.
01:30:13.000 20 feet tall.
01:30:15.000 18 feet wide.
01:30:17.000 Filled with that, like, that...
01:30:20.000 That feeling of like, oh my god, there's great mechanical power.
01:30:23.000 And then it leaves the depot, but you're still there.
01:30:26.000 You didn't get on it.
01:30:27.000 And it just travels in the distance into a tinier, tinier, tinier, tinier spec until it's just a little point until you can't see it anymore.
01:30:35.000 Did the train shrink?
01:30:37.000 No.
01:30:38.000 Okay.
01:30:39.000 So when you see all this matter going into a black hole, is it really hitting a singularity?
01:30:46.000 Are we really condensing matter to that extent?
01:30:49.000 Or is it just condensing to a certain extent and traveling in the distance?
01:30:54.000 Is it going somewhere?
01:30:55.000 And that's why we perceive it as gone.
01:30:59.000 Have you ever run this by an astrophysicist?
01:31:02.000 Then they break out the wormhole, but that's not the same thing.
01:31:04.000 That's not what I'm saying.
01:31:06.000 And I think the Big Bangs are the other end of that process.
01:31:12.000 The under-end of the process of coming out.
01:31:14.000 That's a real thought.
01:31:16.000 They think that, well, every galaxy has a supermassive black hole that's one half of one percent of the mass of the entire galaxy.
01:31:26.000 So the larger the galaxy, the larger the supermassive black hole.
01:31:29.000 The prevailing theory is that, or one of the prevailing theories, I should say, inside every black hole may be another universe.
01:31:39.000 It's entirely possible that there's another universe of hundreds of billions of galaxies, each with supermassive black holes in the center of them.
01:31:45.000 And you go through that one, you go into...
01:31:47.000 It's fractal.
01:31:48.000 It just goes on forever and ever and ever.
01:31:50.000 That's entirely possible.
01:31:50.000 That's my philosophy.
01:31:51.000 And I think the whole universe is spinning.
01:31:53.000 I think the whole thing is a spiral deal.
01:31:56.000 I think they think that, don't they?
01:31:57.000 And then within the spiral, you get the eddies, right?
01:32:00.000 Which are the galaxies and the irregularities and stuff.
01:32:03.000 But the whole shebang is also spinning.
01:32:05.000 That multiverse idea is, like, legit scientists talk about that now.
01:32:10.000 That there might be infinite numbers of universes.
01:32:13.000 Yes, I agree with that.
01:32:14.000 That makes so much more sense.
01:32:16.000 Well, it makes some kind of sense.
01:32:17.000 People that go, oh, that's crazy.
01:32:19.000 Well, the universe is crazy.
01:32:20.000 It's crazy.
01:32:21.000 It's crazy that you look out and you see forever.
01:32:24.000 That's crazy.
01:32:25.000 That's pretty fucking crazy.
01:32:26.000 And when you look up, you're looking out.
01:32:28.000 You're sitting on the side of a planet looking out.
01:32:30.000 You're in the middle of the whole thing.
01:32:31.000 You're in the middle of the soup of reality.
01:32:33.000 But to think that that's crazy, but that's as crazy as it gets, like, says who?
01:32:37.000 Why wouldn't you think there's fucking infinite numbers of these things out there?
01:32:41.000 That we're just a part of something that's so big...
01:32:44.000 If you looked at all the zeros on that number, you wouldn't even be able to wrap your head around it.
01:32:48.000 You'd be like, what?
01:32:49.000 What's a billion?
01:32:50.000 How many zeros is that?
01:32:52.000 How many billions is this?
01:32:53.000 How many trillions is in a billion?
01:32:55.000 What?
01:32:56.000 There's no way.
01:32:57.000 It's too much.
01:32:58.000 There's this enigma thing.
01:32:59.000 I love it so much.
01:33:02.000 It has to do with why we haven't seen aliens yet.
01:33:05.000 The Fermi Paradox?
01:33:07.000 Yes.
01:33:07.000 I think that's it, yeah.
01:33:09.000 The Fermi Paradox is like questioning why, because there's so many different planets that could potentially support life.
01:33:16.000 Like if there's a hundred billion galaxies, or hundreds of billions, and each one has hundreds of billions of stars, how many of those have habitable planets?
01:33:25.000 And if so, why haven't they contacted us?
01:33:29.000 And like the math is overwhelming that either we're the first or they kill all the comers or we're like...
01:33:39.000 Or we turn inward.
01:33:44.000 I need more pop for that.
01:33:45.000 What's the turn in word?
01:33:48.000 Turn in word is the idea that we all go virtual and that we become some sort of a symbiotic thing connected to this hive mind, this real electronic reality.
01:34:00.000 I can't handle self-driving cars.
01:34:02.000 I can't do that.
01:34:04.000 You're going to have to.
01:34:04.000 I can't.
01:34:05.000 No, I'm not.
01:34:06.000 Am I? Yes, I am.
01:34:07.000 God damn it.
01:34:08.000 How could you die?
01:34:10.000 Self-driving cars are real.
01:34:11.000 They're here.
01:34:12.000 And they suck right now.
01:34:14.000 They've killed a couple of people.
01:34:15.000 That's insane!
01:34:16.000 There's like five of them on the road and they've already killed someone.
01:34:19.000 There's a lot of them on the road.
01:34:21.000 Yeah, no.
01:34:22.000 I feel extremely unsafe about that.
01:34:24.000 I reject that with every fiber of my being.
01:34:27.000 I drive my own car.
01:34:29.000 Good for you.
01:34:30.000 What kind of car do you drive?
01:34:31.000 Um, Mercedes.
01:34:32.000 Look at you, rich chick.
01:34:33.000 Mm-mm.
01:34:34.000 Down here partying.
01:34:35.000 Hardly.
01:34:37.000 No, we're getting deep.
01:34:38.000 We're going deep.
01:34:41.000 I think they'll get it down.
01:34:43.000 They'll get the autonomous car down.
01:34:45.000 The real problem is going to be the thrill and the excitement of freedom.
01:34:48.000 Just getting in your car, turning the key, and just going.
01:34:51.000 I'm good, dude.
01:34:52.000 You can't do that anymore.
01:34:53.000 That's going to be a real thing.
01:34:54.000 That's going to be one day.
01:34:55.000 No.
01:34:57.000 I mean, that feels extremely threatening as an American.
01:35:00.000 I feel like America, to me, is about big long roads and freedom.
01:35:06.000 Yeah.
01:35:06.000 Go where I want, when I want kind of thing.
01:35:09.000 Yeah.
01:35:09.000 If you've got the goods, you can start a business there or whatever it is.
01:35:13.000 That to me is America.
01:35:14.000 I don't want to be locked into little channels going all 20 miles an hour.
01:35:20.000 You want to be able to accelerate.
01:35:21.000 I consider driving kind of an art form.
01:35:24.000 It's kind of an art thing.
01:35:26.000 It's like a sport.
01:35:27.000 It is.
01:35:28.000 You need an activity.
01:35:28.000 And I don't want to relinquish that to be like a thing on a factory line.
01:35:33.000 Well, you might get lucky and die before it becomes mandatory.
01:35:36.000 No, no, no.
01:35:38.000 No, no, no, no.
01:35:39.000 That doesn't dovetail nicely with my idea that they're going to discover something that lets me live 500 years because I've decided that's the exact perfect lifespan for me.
01:35:46.000 500?
01:35:46.000 For me, personally.
01:35:47.000 Not for everyone.
01:35:49.000 Would you think that you'll still be getting after it when you're like 450 years old?
01:35:53.000 They'll have hormones for that.
01:35:55.000 They'll have things.
01:35:56.000 Yeah, they'll have everything for that.
01:35:58.000 Have you juiced up, locked down.
01:35:59.000 Your physical envelope will be okay.
01:36:00.000 It's the psychology.
01:36:01.000 Can you not go mad?
01:36:03.000 You might go mad.
01:36:05.000 It depends on if everyone else is living 500 years.
01:36:07.000 We've had this conversation before.
01:36:09.000 We were talking about if you found out that you were going to live this life over again every time, like infinitely, would you be able to handle it?
01:36:19.000 No.
01:36:20.000 But why?
01:36:21.000 You handle it now.
01:36:22.000 You're living right now.
01:36:23.000 Would you know?
01:36:24.000 Would you be conscious that this was your 15th time?
01:36:27.000 You would have to take someone's word for it.
01:36:28.000 We're back to the Matrix.
01:36:29.000 Neo's come back like five times.
01:36:31.000 He still can't get it right, right?
01:36:33.000 But if someone came up to you right now and said...
01:36:36.000 Liz, I'm gonna give you the reality of existence.
01:36:39.000 The reality of existence is you will do this life an infinite number of times until you get it right and you're never gonna get it right.
01:36:45.000 So you're just gonna keep living this life over and over again, hopefully fucking up less and less each time, but most likely you're gonna still fuck up and you're just gonna keep doing the same thing.
01:36:54.000 He'd be like, no fucking way.
01:36:55.000 But if someone says, do you want to end your life right now?
01:36:57.000 You'd be like, no, I love my life.
01:36:59.000 When you were on that plane and your whole body was shaking, you're like, I want to stay alive.
01:37:03.000 I don't want to die.
01:37:04.000 So why don't you want to stay alive and just keep doing it over and over and over and over and over?
01:37:07.000 Well, is there transcendence?
01:37:08.000 Is there a goal?
01:37:09.000 If there's a goal, I can get with it.
01:37:12.000 So transcendence meaning we evolve.
01:37:14.000 Groundhog's Day.
01:37:15.000 You know that wonderful movie?
01:37:16.000 Yes.
01:37:16.000 Love that movie.
01:37:17.000 Great movie.
01:37:17.000 Stop it.
01:37:18.000 I love that movie.
01:37:19.000 It's a great movie.
01:37:19.000 It's like top ten for me.
01:37:20.000 Okay.
01:37:22.000 You've got to watch some other movies then, but...
01:37:24.000 I love dumb 90s, 80s movies.
01:37:27.000 I like a lot of them, too.
01:37:28.000 It's a genre that I really like.
01:37:31.000 I mean, like, Blues Brothers might be top five, easily, for me.
01:37:35.000 Christmas Vacation's a good movie.
01:37:37.000 I haven't seen that one, but yes, you're feeling me.
01:37:40.000 Okay, so if there's something that you evolve into, I can live my life over many times and strive to be better at it, but if there's no point to it all and I just have to keep living over and over and going to high school again and again and again, no.
01:37:51.000 No.
01:37:52.000 Well, don't you think that human beings overall are evolving?
01:37:56.000 Yes.
01:37:57.000 I think so.
01:37:58.000 I think even our trials and tribulations and the things that go sideways, they reveal sideways as an option to us and gets us back on track.
01:38:08.000 I have an expression that my mother loves, onward and sideways.
01:38:13.000 That's good.
01:38:14.000 That's good.
01:38:15.000 Kind of gets you up in the morning when you're like, I can't do it anymore.
01:38:19.000 I like that.
01:38:20.000 And I like the idea of, I'm very into, as we sort of evolve...
01:38:26.000 Speaking of UFO conferences, I was driven in the back of Rick Rubin's Bentley when I first moved to LA. My friend Nora was friends with him, and he drove us to a UFO conference.
01:38:37.000 And I just remember sitting in the back of this huge Bentley, and he wouldn't talk to me at all.
01:38:42.000 I was not of interest enough.
01:38:45.000 I kept sort of poking my head up to the front seat to try to contribute to the conversation.
01:38:50.000 And he just didn't want to talk?
01:38:51.000 No, he just ignored everything I said.
01:38:54.000 And they were talking about the evolution of human consciousness at this crazy UFO conference.
01:38:59.000 It was pretty funny.
01:39:01.000 It was very organized.
01:39:02.000 It was just like any NAMM or something.
01:39:05.000 It was like anything.
01:39:06.000 Yeah.
01:39:06.000 They have some good ones.
01:39:07.000 You know, there's a business in it, though.
01:39:10.000 The real issue with all the UFO stuff is that there's a business.
01:39:13.000 Is that you get to a point where people realize you could make a lot of profit if you just start talking about UFOs or talking about extraterrestrial invaders that are inevitably coming and when.
01:39:26.000 And then everything gets murky, you know?
01:39:30.000 It gets real murky.
01:39:31.000 You mean when science ends?
01:39:34.000 When you need to prove something?
01:39:36.000 It's just, it's not always pure, you know?
01:39:40.000 Like, there's some people that look at it and that are, like, real researchers, like, there's a bunch of them that try to figure out what the fuck's going on, and they make a lot of sense, you know?
01:39:49.000 And they're trying to figure it out, but they don't point to anything in particular and say, this, this little fetus, this is an alien baby, and we're gonna use genes to prove it.
01:39:56.000 Like, you know, they found that little baby with the big head, just a baby, just a deformed baby.
01:40:01.000 Right.
01:40:01.000 But what they're really looking for is aerial phenomenon, right?
01:40:04.000 Aerial phenomenon is one, but the problem is...
01:40:08.000 Phenomena.
01:40:08.000 Phenomena.
01:40:10.000 Phenomena.
01:40:10.000 Phenomena.
01:40:12.000 Phenomena.
01:40:13.000 The problem is we don't know whose stuff that is, right?
01:40:17.000 If it's ours that's flying around, they don't tell you about it.
01:40:20.000 If it's some drones that the government's working on...
01:40:23.000 But if they've got that kind of maneuverability, why aren't they using it?
01:40:26.000 What kind of maneuverability are you convinced they have?
01:40:29.000 Uh, they can move great speeds at odd angles, is what I understand.
01:40:35.000 Yeah.
01:40:36.000 I don't see...
01:40:37.000 I've never seen that.
01:40:37.000 I mean, they couldn't get here...
01:40:38.000 Well, here's the thing.
01:40:39.000 They couldn't get here unless they were able to actually, like, tesseract.
01:40:44.000 What is that word?
01:40:46.000 Tesseract?
01:40:46.000 What is that?
01:40:47.000 From Wrinkle in Time?
01:40:48.000 You wouldn't have read it.
01:40:49.000 Oh, I didn't see that movie.
01:40:49.000 It was like a girl book.
01:40:50.000 It's out now, right?
01:40:51.000 It's a movie, right?
01:40:51.000 I haven't seen the movie, but nice plug.
01:40:54.000 Get my box set.
01:40:55.000 Um...
01:41:00.000 So they fold...
01:41:01.000 They fold time.
01:41:02.000 Did you see Event Horizon?
01:41:03.000 You ever see that movie?
01:41:05.000 No, but I'm sure I'm familiar with the...
01:41:07.000 Great fucking movie.
01:41:07.000 Scary space movie with...
01:41:10.000 Who's in that movie?
01:41:13.000 Lawrence Fishburne and a bunch of other people.
01:41:17.000 Sam, the guy from Jurassic Park.
01:41:19.000 The English gentleman.
01:41:22.000 Damn it.
01:41:22.000 I want to say Harris, but that's not his name.
01:41:24.000 Wait, the older guy?
01:41:25.000 The grandfather?
01:41:27.000 No, the one who was...
01:41:29.000 Sam Neal.
01:41:30.000 Sam Neal.
01:41:31.000 He was like one of the scientists.
01:41:33.000 One of the top scientists that went there with Laura Dern.
01:41:35.000 He was like Laura Dern's boyfriend.
01:41:36.000 He's English?
01:41:37.000 Yes.
01:41:39.000 Pretty sure.
01:41:39.000 There he is.
01:41:40.000 There's a gentleman.
01:41:41.000 That's the Event Horizon.
01:41:41.000 He has an English accent?
01:41:43.000 Yeah, doesn't he?
01:41:44.000 Maybe he's just so proper.
01:41:46.000 I think he's English.
01:41:47.000 I think he's English.
01:41:48.000 That'll blow my mind.
01:41:49.000 That movie's badass though.
01:41:50.000 It's one of the best horror slash science fiction movies ever.
01:41:54.000 They combined like a demonic movie with space.
01:41:58.000 It was demons in space.
01:41:59.000 Okay!
01:42:00.000 I like this!
01:42:01.000 So the aliens are actually demons.
01:42:04.000 Sort of.
01:42:05.000 They punched through a wormhole in order to travel this far, and when they did, they opened up a passage to hell.
01:42:10.000 Don't penetrate the dimensions.
01:42:12.000 Well, hell being what we would do to extraterrestrials.
01:42:17.000 I mean, think about who we are to an alien civilization.
01:42:20.000 Let's just say they're peaceful.
01:42:21.000 I mean, imagine us, although we'd probably be so evolutionarily backward.
01:42:26.000 Right, it would probably be like if we had a giant hamster wheel and we visited a crazy group of armed chimps.
01:42:32.000 It'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow the fuck down.
01:42:35.000 You know?
01:42:36.000 They probably would be really aware that we're super violent.
01:42:40.000 They would shoot at them and shit.
01:42:41.000 They probably would do something to slow that down.
01:42:45.000 Okay, now I'm officially high.
01:42:46.000 Like, I can feel it.
01:42:47.000 It just happened to me.
01:42:49.000 No, there's no doubt, right?
01:42:53.000 So, okay.
01:42:56.000 Have you ever been to one of my concerts?
01:42:58.000 No.
01:43:00.000 Does that bum you out?
01:43:01.000 No, not at all.
01:43:02.000 I was going to ask you because I was assuming it was pretty early on.
01:43:05.000 I'm going out.
01:43:06.000 I'm plugging myself now, but I'm going out and I'm playing all these songs that I haven't played ever really live that I wrote.
01:43:14.000 Grab that microphone.
01:43:15.000 Sorry.
01:43:15.000 That's all right.
01:43:16.000 People at home screaming at me right now.
01:43:18.000 Stay with me.
01:43:19.000 I'm going to whisper.
01:43:20.000 When are you performing out here?
01:43:21.000 Soon?
01:43:22.000 I will be.
01:43:23.000 Like eight shows.
01:43:24.000 It'll come and go.
01:43:25.000 Kind of like a shooting star through the sky.
01:43:28.000 Will you let me know when?
01:43:31.000 When are you going to be here?
01:43:31.000 It's happening now!
01:43:33.000 Joe!
01:43:34.000 Get down here!
01:43:37.000 Sure.
01:43:38.000 June.
01:43:39.000 Okay.
01:43:40.000 I'm in.
01:43:41.000 But it's kind of an interesting thing.
01:43:43.000 If you play stuff that is from a really long time ago and it was pretty rudimentary on stage, can you trick it out with a bass?
01:43:53.000 Can you trick it out with drums?
01:43:54.000 Can you go back and reinvent your early work?
01:43:57.000 Do you think that would upset an old fan?
01:44:02.000 You mean if an old fan wanted to hear it the way it was, right?
01:44:06.000 Like if you had an acoustic version.
01:44:08.000 Do they want me to just exactly hit exactly how I played it?
01:44:12.000 Probably, right?
01:44:13.000 I don't think that you can leave that up to vote.
01:44:17.000 Because I was thinking it would help my voice to be a stoner, since I was a stoner back then.
01:44:22.000 It would help?
01:44:22.000 So you're thinking about getting into being a stoner now?
01:44:24.000 I might.
01:44:26.000 You make a good stoner?
01:44:27.000 Sitting around talking about black holes and shit?
01:44:29.000 Yeah, I did.
01:44:30.000 It's perfect.
01:44:30.000 Ghosts?
01:44:31.000 You believe in ghosts?
01:44:31.000 I like all that shit sober, though.
01:44:33.000 Yeah.
01:44:33.000 That's the scary part.
01:44:34.000 Well, I think most people do.
01:44:36.000 I don't think most people that are watching those ghost shows are high.
01:44:39.000 No.
01:44:40.000 Yeah.
01:44:40.000 The internet is like the paranormal.
01:44:42.000 Yeah.
01:44:43.000 Well, it's...
01:44:44.000 Library.
01:44:44.000 Library.
01:44:45.000 Things that people are curious about and they're fun.
01:44:47.000 Like, if ghosts were real, it'd be fun.
01:44:49.000 It'd be awesome.
01:44:50.000 You know?
01:44:51.000 It wouldn't be fun if they weren't real.
01:44:53.000 It'd be like, oh, you mean all those shows were bullshit?
01:44:55.000 Have you never been scared?
01:44:55.000 You've never been scared by ghosts?
01:44:57.000 You've never actually, like, even thought?
01:44:59.000 I've definitely been scared.
01:45:00.000 I never thought.
01:45:01.000 But by humans or animals?
01:45:02.000 No, I've been through the Comedy Store, which has been...
01:45:05.000 Apparently, a bunch of people got murdered there when Bugsy Siegel owned it.
01:45:09.000 It used to be Ciro's Nightclub.
01:45:11.000 And...
01:45:12.000 A lot of people that work there apparently have seen ghosts.
01:45:15.000 Like even my friends told me they've seen ghosts.
01:45:17.000 You don't believe them?
01:45:18.000 I don't know.
01:45:18.000 I don't know.
01:45:19.000 What did they say?
01:45:20.000 They said they saw ghosts.
01:45:21.000 I mean, maybe they were telling the truth.
01:45:23.000 Like a human look?
01:45:23.000 I've never seen an actual human apparition.
01:45:26.000 Some have told me they were grabbed.
01:45:28.000 Carl LeBeau said he was grabbed and dragged.
01:45:30.000 He was in a dark room and something grabbed him and dragged him on the ground and then ran through the place and slammed the door outside.
01:45:38.000 You're kidding.
01:45:38.000 That's what he said.
01:45:40.000 Could it have been a person?
01:45:41.000 Could have been, for sure.
01:45:42.000 People are real.
01:45:43.000 You know, it's more likely a person.
01:45:45.000 He's in a pitch black room, might have been one of his asshole friends, decided to grab him because he's probably drunk off his ass.
01:45:50.000 Yeah.
01:45:50.000 Laying down there like, I think he got in a fight with his wife or something like that.
01:45:54.000 Went to the comedy store, he was like, fuck this, I'm gonna lie here, I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna be a big man.
01:45:59.000 And then something like...
01:46:00.000 Came into the room.
01:46:01.000 He tells the whole story on stage.
01:46:02.000 It's really kind of interesting the way he tells it because he's very dramatic and goes through the whole detail of it.
01:46:07.000 But I've talked to several waitstaff, waitresses, managers that have seen ghosts there.
01:46:14.000 Comics that have seen ghosts there.
01:46:16.000 But again, people are full of shit, right?
01:46:18.000 You get a hundred people.
01:46:19.000 One of them's a fucking moron.
01:46:20.000 And that one out of a hundred might tell you some goofy ass fucking story because they want to be special.
01:46:26.000 But what happened to you that made you scared?
01:46:28.000 Oh, normal stuff.
01:46:29.000 Just being in the dark.
01:46:30.000 You just freaked out to be there.
01:46:32.000 I'm more scared of animals than I am of anything else.
01:46:35.000 Yeah, me too.
01:46:36.000 The real things, you know.
01:46:38.000 I'm scared of real shit.
01:46:39.000 You ever seen a moose?
01:46:40.000 Oh, yeah.
01:46:41.000 Those things are huge.
01:46:42.000 They're giant.
01:46:43.000 I've shot a moose.
01:46:44.000 I stumbled.
01:46:45.000 You shot a moose?
01:46:46.000 Yeah.
01:46:46.000 Did you kill him the first time?
01:46:47.000 Yeah.
01:46:48.000 Good for you.
01:46:49.000 I ate it.
01:46:50.000 Good for you.
01:46:51.000 Yeah.
01:46:51.000 That's true hunting.
01:46:52.000 Yeah.
01:46:53.000 Well, that's the way to do it.
01:46:56.000 They're fucking huge.
01:46:57.000 They don't even look like a real animal.
01:46:59.000 The first time I saw one in British Columbia, it was like a scene from Jurassic Park.
01:47:03.000 We pulled the car over and we rolled the windows down and we're like, what the fuck?
01:47:08.000 Look at that thing.
01:47:09.000 They're so big.
01:47:10.000 I think I could walk under it and clear.
01:47:13.000 You might be able to.
01:47:14.000 I really think, like, their legs are, you know...
01:47:16.000 A little duck, maybe.
01:47:18.000 The worst.
01:47:19.000 They're so big, it doesn't even make sense.
01:47:21.000 Like, you feel like you could drive a car under them.
01:47:23.000 Yeah.
01:47:24.000 Yeah.
01:47:24.000 They're enormous.
01:47:25.000 They're the redwoods of deer.
01:47:27.000 Yeah.
01:47:27.000 Crazy animal.
01:47:29.000 Grows giant doors on its head every year, and then they fall off after they're done breeding.
01:47:34.000 The horns fall off, and then they regrow again.
01:47:37.000 Did you have to wait for a long time to get it?
01:47:40.000 Yeah, we were there for like five days.
01:47:43.000 We got it on the fifth day, the fourth or the fifth day.
01:47:46.000 Same animal?
01:47:47.000 You saw it?
01:47:48.000 No, no, we didn't see one.
01:47:49.000 There's a lot of wolves up there.
01:47:51.000 Are you allowed to shoot the wolves?
01:47:52.000 Yeah, they try to get you to kill as many as you can.
01:47:54.000 I don't want to.
01:47:56.000 But if you're up there, they give you an unlimited tag for wolves.
01:48:00.000 You can shoot 30 wolves, but you won't.
01:48:02.000 You'll never get 30 of them.
01:48:03.000 They're smart as shit.
01:48:04.000 But we did come across a baby moose that got eaten by a wolf.
01:48:07.000 It's crazy.
01:48:08.000 A pack of wolves.
01:48:09.000 There was hair everywhere.
01:48:10.000 That was the most surprising thing.
01:48:11.000 It's just fucking hair.
01:48:13.000 I didn't think there would be hair everywhere, but I'm like, of course.
01:48:15.000 If they're going to kill this thing, they have to chew off the hair.
01:48:18.000 Oh yeah, spit it out.
01:48:20.000 Every meal an animal eats has all this crap.
01:48:24.000 There's no one preparing it.
01:48:25.000 There's no knives and forks.
01:48:27.000 You see that in their shit too.
01:48:28.000 You see ropes of hair in their shit.
01:48:30.000 Dude, gross.
01:48:31.000 Yeah, they don't just eat the meat nice and clean like a bowl and chopped up meat.
01:48:36.000 No, they're eating the hair, everything.
01:48:38.000 Yeah.
01:48:39.000 I used to look at those like wild horse videos where they would show that pack of wild horses and I would try to think like, is it better?
01:48:46.000 Maybe it's better to be like stabled and in a clean with nice, you know, sawdust or whatever in your pen.
01:48:54.000 Like maybe it's not so bad to be a kept animal.
01:48:57.000 I'm not sure I'd like to be a wild horse.
01:48:59.000 I mean, it seems really romantic, but would it really be fun?
01:49:02.000 It's a great Rolling Stone song.
01:49:04.000 I think what it is is they're not the same thing that they used to be.
01:49:10.000 They're not the same thing.
01:49:12.000 You're right.
01:49:12.000 They've been domesticated for so long that it's not even the same animal really.
01:49:16.000 Especially with that genetic memory thing you're talking about.
01:49:18.000 Do you know what a scrub bull is?
01:49:20.000 Have you ever heard of that expression?
01:49:21.000 Scrub bull.
01:49:22.000 Scrub bulls are wild domestic cattle.
01:49:25.000 Domestic cattle that's broken down barriers and gone wild and has lived in the wild for several generations.
01:49:30.000 It changes their form.
01:49:32.000 They look different.
01:49:33.000 They're much more muscular.
01:49:35.000 They're freaky looking, multicolored sometimes.
01:49:38.000 They've grown giant antlers, or giant horns rather, and Australia has a real issue with them.
01:49:43.000 And they're super, super aggressive.
01:49:45.000 When you think about bull riding, people ride bulls and bulls go fucking crazy.
01:49:48.000 That's what a bull does.
01:49:49.000 Bulls are ruthless motherfuckers.
01:49:51.000 They're just out there trying to have sex with cows, and anything that gets anywhere near them, they'll fuck up, because they're giant.
01:49:57.000 So these things just roam wild, and they're a different animal now, and people hunt them.
01:50:03.000 It's very strange.
01:50:05.000 That's a wild animal.
01:50:07.000 These horses are still the same form as when people domesticated them.
01:50:11.000 They just got loose.
01:50:12.000 And so they're just running around trying to find something to eat.
01:50:14.000 They're not real wild wild?
01:50:16.000 Well, the wild horses are not native to North America.
01:50:19.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
01:50:20.000 Yeah, they were brought into North America.
01:50:23.000 The Native Americans did not have horses.
01:50:24.000 We brought them in from Europe.
01:50:27.000 I did not know that.
01:50:28.000 Yeah.
01:50:28.000 Well, what's crazy is horses originated in North America many, many eons ago, but then died off in North America, but prospered overseas in different places, like possibly went across the land mash and all these different places where horses evolved and became zebras and all these other different animals.
01:50:49.000 And then the Europeans brought the horse back to North America.
01:50:53.000 But the horse originated in North America, but then died off.
01:50:57.000 So these wild horses, they're just domestic horses that got free.
01:51:01.000 So it is kind of shitty for them.
01:51:02.000 Yeah, it's kind of shitty.
01:51:04.000 If you see a really well taken care of horse, they don't seem to mind it.
01:51:09.000 Like if there's a place up here that has a stable and people ride their horses, people come by and pet the horses, the horses seem so chill.
01:51:16.000 They don't seem to mind it at all.
01:51:18.000 Like if it's the loved horse and they're taken care of and they're just treated well and fed well, it doesn't seem to mind.
01:51:26.000 How do they not mind that hugely heavy saddle and that hugely heavy human being?
01:51:31.000 It's only hugely heavy to you.
01:51:33.000 Those things are so heavy.
01:51:35.000 The amount of power that a horse has.
01:51:37.000 What does a big horse weigh?
01:51:39.000 A thousand pounds?
01:51:40.000 A lot.
01:51:41.000 Two thousand pounds?
01:51:42.000 It's like, you remember when your son was really little?
01:51:45.000 You put him on your shoulders, didn't really bother you.
01:51:49.000 That's what it's like.
01:51:50.000 And then think of the mass that a horse carries around.
01:51:53.000 Just the bone structure and the muscle.
01:51:56.000 This fucking thing that can jump over huge stacks of logs with a person on its back.
01:52:01.000 That is pretty incredible.
01:52:03.000 They're insane.
01:52:04.000 So what we are.
01:52:06.000 If we had to carry a person around, yeah, that would fucking suck.
01:52:08.000 Yeah, because we've got squishy discs in our back and our muscles give out and we cramp up and we're wearing stupid fucking shoes.
01:52:18.000 A horse can carry a person for a long time.
01:52:21.000 I feel a little bad for them.
01:52:23.000 Yeah, they probably shouldn't do it when they're tired.
01:52:25.000 Have you ever saddled a horse?
01:52:26.000 I don't ride horses, no.
01:52:28.000 You have to pull this strap like really tightly around their barrel chest, right?
01:52:33.000 Yeah.
01:52:34.000 Because they do this thing where they, when they can tell that you're saddling them, they like stick their bellies out.
01:52:41.000 Oh, to try to get themselves some space?
01:52:43.000 Yeah, so that when you let go, they can go like this and they're more comfortable.
01:52:46.000 So you literally have to like yank this thing and you're like on them.
01:52:51.000 Otherwise, you'll start to slip when you're riding.
01:52:53.000 You'll just start to fall like slowly to the side.
01:52:56.000 That sounds smart.
01:52:58.000 Well, I mean, it sucks.
01:53:00.000 That's why they're always farting when you're on the trail.
01:53:02.000 Oh, do they?
01:53:02.000 I think they just fart all the time anyway.
01:53:04.000 I think they probably do.
01:53:05.000 I just made that up.
01:53:05.000 I don't want it to sound like I didn't want to start off.
01:53:07.000 You're squeezing them down with the straps.
01:53:09.000 But they spook, like if they saw a wolf, they'd go nuts.
01:53:12.000 Oh, yeah.
01:53:13.000 They spook at a garbage can.
01:53:14.000 Do you know that's why cowboy boots are made that way?
01:53:16.000 No.
01:53:17.000 Where your feet go in them loose, and then they have the heel.
01:53:20.000 All that is so that the heel slides on that thing that your foot sticks in.
01:53:25.000 What's that thing called?
01:53:25.000 Stirrup.
01:53:26.000 Stirrup.
01:53:26.000 Your foot slides in and locks on that stirrup with the heel, and then if you get knocked off, the shoe just comes off.
01:53:33.000 You don't get dragged.
01:53:35.000 Oh.
01:53:36.000 If you have hiking boots on with 17 eye holes and you get that bitch tied down and laced in and you shove them into those stirrups, if that fucking horse starts bucking and you get knocked loose, you're going to get dragged and kicked to death.
01:53:52.000 You're going to be hanging on by your foot.
01:53:54.000 It's going to be stomping on your head as you're running around.
01:53:57.000 You're going to bounce you off rocks and shit.
01:53:58.000 But if you're in one of them cowboy boots, your feet just come right out.
01:54:02.000 I am now only going to wear cowboy boots.
01:54:04.000 If you're riding a horse, you should only wear cowboy boots.
01:54:06.000 I haven't been.
01:54:09.000 But that's why they're so slippery.
01:54:11.000 That's why they come right off, too.
01:54:13.000 They're goofy.
01:54:14.000 It's smart.
01:54:15.000 It is for horse riding.
01:54:16.000 Yeah.
01:54:18.000 But people that don't get that and try to wear big-ass fucking mountaineering boots and ride a horse, you're a fuck man.
01:54:25.000 I don't think anyone can fit a big-ass mountaineering boot in his shirt.
01:54:28.000 They try.
01:54:29.000 There's a real issue with people that go mountain hunting.
01:54:31.000 I always thought cowboy boots were for snakes.
01:54:34.000 That's why they were so thick.
01:54:35.000 I bet that's it, too.
01:54:36.000 I bet that's a factor, too.
01:54:37.000 That they had to go up high enough so that a strike wouldn't get you.
01:54:41.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
01:54:42.000 That's probably a factor, too.
01:54:44.000 But there's definitely a factor.
01:54:45.000 The way the heel is constructed is that your stirrup sits right on the heel, and the way your foot just comes right off.
01:54:50.000 And the way the toe goes up, it would just stay in the stirrup.
01:54:53.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:54:53.000 Like, you'd go flying.
01:54:54.000 Exactly.
01:54:55.000 Mm-hmm.
01:54:57.000 It's really smart, right?
01:54:58.000 With the pointy tips.
01:54:58.000 It is really smart.
01:55:00.000 The tips, you get stuck up there, your foot goes flying out, and you're done.
01:55:03.000 I know.
01:55:03.000 That was very vivid now that I'm high.
01:55:06.000 I like to imagine my head bouncing along the trail behind the horse.
01:55:09.000 Bang!
01:55:09.000 Bang!
01:55:10.000 Back your head cracking off rocks.
01:55:13.000 Trying to stay conscious, grabbing your head.
01:55:16.000 Your hand gets smashed on the rocks.
01:55:18.000 You can't grab anything.
01:55:18.000 You're just a rag doll.
01:55:20.000 Fuck!
01:55:22.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:55:24.000 Exactly.
01:55:26.000 You're awfully silent over there.
01:55:27.000 Does he ever...
01:55:28.000 He talks all the time.
01:55:30.000 He's a good talker.
01:55:44.000 Did you drive?
01:55:46.000 No.
01:55:47.000 No?
01:55:47.000 Someone getting you?
01:55:48.000 Okay.
01:55:50.000 When can people find out where you're playing and when you're playing live?
01:55:55.000 What's the best way?
01:55:56.000 Is it your website?
01:55:59.000 Yes.
01:56:00.000 LizFair.com.
01:56:01.000 Okay.
01:56:02.000 I think.
01:56:03.000 I don't actually know.
01:56:05.000 People find it.
01:56:07.000 Go look for it.
01:56:07.000 And your collection is...
01:56:09.000 I think they're sold out.
01:56:10.000 Is it?
01:56:11.000 Really?
01:56:11.000 Already?
01:56:11.000 The shows, yeah.
01:56:12.000 Damn, look at you.
01:56:14.000 That went exceedingly fast and I was terrified by it.
01:56:17.000 I had like a complete breakdown and couldn't be on Twitter for three days because I was so shocked at how fast they went.
01:56:24.000 Did you get nervous?
01:56:25.000 I don't know.
01:56:26.000 It just became very real very fast.
01:56:30.000 When the box set's coming out, I think is May 4th, which May the 4th be with you.
01:56:37.000 Okay.
01:56:38.000 And also with you.
01:56:39.000 I'm very excited about that.
01:56:41.000 Awesome.
01:56:41.000 I'm gonna buy it.
01:56:42.000 It's like a compendium.
01:56:44.000 It's my origin story, basically.
01:56:47.000 Right.
01:56:47.000 You wrap this up, and if I kick the bucket, we're good.
01:56:51.000 We know where I came from.
01:56:52.000 It's all collected in beautiful packaging.
01:56:55.000 Super cool.
01:56:57.000 Liz Fair, this was a lot of fun.
01:56:58.000 I really appreciate it.
01:56:59.000 This was a really lot of fun.
01:56:59.000 I really enjoyed it.
01:57:00.000 This is the best.
01:57:01.000 Let's make all interviews like this.
01:57:03.000 I wish you could.
01:57:04.000 All right.
01:57:05.000 Thank you very much.
01:57:06.000 Liz Fair, ladies and gentlemen.
01:57:07.000 Bye, everybody.
01:57:09.000 I love!