The Joe Rogan Experience - April 11, 2018


Joe Rogan Experience #1102 - Matt Farah


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 14 minutes

Words per Minute

190.48433

Word Count

37,100

Sentence Count

4,352

Misogynist Sentences

87

Hate Speech Sentences

48


Summary

Rolls Royce's Starfield Ceiling is cool, but what's cool about it is that it looks like a shooting star. The guys discuss this and much more on this week's episode of the Ballercast. Plus, the guys talk about their favorite cars growing up in the 60s and 70s, and the cars they were obsessed with growing up. They also talk about what cars they would like to see in the future, and why they don't care about cars at all. Also, the boys talk about how they met and fell in love with Phil Hartman and his love of cars, and what it means to be a "baller." Thanks to our sponsor, for sponsoring this episode! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The opinions expressed on this episode are our own, not those of our companies, unless otherwise stated. If you like what you hear on the pod, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you listen to the pod. Thank you so much for listening and supporting the podcast, we really appreciate it. Timestamps: 3:00 - What's your favorite car? 4:30 - What car do you like to drive? 5:15 - Which car are you looking for? 6:40 - What kind of car would you'd like to have in your garage? 7:15: What car you're looking for in the next episode? 8:20 - What type of car you would you're most likely to drive next? 9:00 10: Which car is your favorite sports car you like the most? 11:00- What car is the most expensive? 12:00 What car would your car you'd most like to own? 13:00 Most expensive car you think you're going to drive in the most amazing car you've ever had? 14:00 Best car you could you dream of? 15:00 Which car you re most excited about? 16:00 Is your favorite thing? 17:00 How much money you re going to get in a movie? 18:00 Can you drive an airplane? 19:40 22:30 What s your favorite type of engine? 21:30 20:00 Do you like an old car you don t want to drive a car that s more than one thing you like?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I got this all day.
00:00:00.000 I know you do!
00:00:03.000 Boom.
00:00:03.000 Live.
00:00:04.000 Okay, what the fuck were you just telling me?
00:00:06.000 Hi, Joe.
00:00:07.000 Hi, Matt Farah.
00:00:07.000 What's happening?
00:00:08.000 Good to see you again, man.
00:00:08.000 How are you, buddy?
00:00:09.000 We were just talking about Rolls-Royce.
00:00:10.000 Because I was here in your new baller studio, which, congratulations.
00:00:10.000 Yeah.
00:00:14.000 Thank you.
00:00:15.000 Admiring your skylights, and we were discussing the Rolls-Royce and the Starfield ceiling they do.
00:00:15.000 It's sick.
00:00:21.000 Yeah.
00:00:22.000 Which is, they put all these fiber optic lights into your headliner, and it looks like the stars.
00:00:29.000 And it's, I think it's 15 grand, the option, I think.
00:00:33.000 It's so badass, though.
00:00:35.000 It's so badass.
00:00:36.000 It's so badass.
00:00:37.000 And not only will they do it so you can get your standard star pattern, which is just whatever the guy, just random, right?
00:00:44.000 Or they'll make you exact constellations, if you prefer.
00:00:44.000 Random lights.
00:00:47.000 Right, like if you're one of those astrology people.
00:00:49.000 Yeah.
00:00:50.000 Or they will make you, you know, the sky directly above your house, if you give them a coordinate.
00:00:55.000 There's a photo of it.
00:00:56.000 Look how badass that looks.
00:00:57.000 So badass.
00:00:58.000 It's like...
00:01:00.000 It's so awesome.
00:01:02.000 You're balling so hard when you're driving around with a car with stars in the roof.
00:01:07.000 Well, so the last thing I said before you hit live was that they have just announced they have come out with a shooting star.
00:01:15.000 So I don't know how it works.
00:01:16.000 I'm not sure exactly what.
00:01:18.000 But I guess you can get shooting stars in your ceiling.
00:01:21.000 That's crazy.
00:01:22.000 What are they going to do?
00:01:22.000 Make the whole thing a big LCD pattern or something?
00:01:25.000 Yeah, I guess.
00:01:26.000 I guess you could run an LED or a fiber optic line that works in a...
00:01:26.000 Or I don't know.
00:01:33.000 I emailed, once I got that press release, because I get press releases and I just delete them.
00:01:38.000 But when I saw Shooting Star Ceiling, I responded, can I have further info and video on this?
00:01:44.000 And they said they'd get back to me.
00:01:45.000 I've never even been in one of those things.
00:01:47.000 Never?
00:01:48.000 No.
00:01:48.000 Oh, you must.
00:01:49.000 You must.
00:01:51.000 What is it like in there?
00:01:52.000 It's like sailing.
00:01:53.000 It's like yachting.
00:01:54.000 Phil Hartman had a really, really old, I think it was an old Bentley.
00:02:00.000 I mean, like, really old.
00:02:02.000 Like 60s old?
00:02:03.000 Older than that.
00:02:04.000 Like 30s old?
00:02:06.000 It was fucking old, man.
00:02:07.000 I wish I paid attention to cars back then, but back then was when I just started getting on TV. I really didn't...
00:02:13.000 You know, when I was broke, I always loved cars when I was a kid, but then I was broke, my attitude was like, don't think about some shit you're never going to be able to afford.
00:02:21.000 So just don't think about it.
00:02:21.000 Yeah.
00:02:22.000 Look at you now, Joe Rogan.
00:02:24.000 With all the toys and somewhere to park them.
00:02:26.000 Somewhere to park them.
00:02:27.000 But he had this old, baller-looking thing.
00:02:31.000 It was like something out of Citizen Kane.
00:02:35.000 Just this incredible boat.
00:02:35.000 Oh, yeah.
00:02:38.000 Like pontoon fenders, the whole deal?
00:02:40.000 I think you shifted it on the tree.
00:02:42.000 Probably.
00:02:42.000 I would say, if I had to guess something baller, I would say Bentley Continental S1. Would be the most likely...
00:02:49.000 It might have been.
00:02:50.000 ...candidate.
00:02:51.000 It's a stunning automobile.
00:02:53.000 But he loved that thing.
00:02:54.000 He would just have this giant smile on his face with that thing.
00:02:58.000 He was like, this is so ridiculous.
00:02:59.000 I can picture that Phil Hartman smile.
00:03:00.000 Oh, he loved it, man.
00:03:01.000 That dude loved some cars.
00:03:03.000 That's great.
00:03:04.000 Phil Hartman's bit.
00:03:05.000 Like that?
00:03:06.000 Something along those lines.
00:03:07.000 I wish I could remember, because like I said, back then, like if you asked me to, like, there's cars that I don't know shit about, like Rolls Royces or Bentleys, but if you showed me like an old Porsche, I'd be like, oh, that's a 73 Long Nose.
00:03:18.000 I know that one.
00:03:19.000 Well, we all have our areas of nerddom.
00:03:21.000 Like muscle cars, I'm a good muscle car guy.
00:03:23.000 I understand most muscle cars.
00:03:25.000 I could pick them out in a lineup, but...
00:03:27.000 Well, Bentley and Rolls-Royce are a weird one because they have sort of this intertwined history where they were separate and then they became together and then they became separate again.
00:03:34.000 So there's a lot of Rolls-Royces and Bentleys that are mostly the same car.
00:03:41.000 That's like super baller level where you're like, okay, forget about it.
00:03:45.000 Let's just get a car that makes no sound like you can't hear anything.
00:03:49.000 Rolls-Royces are really amazing cars.
00:03:51.000 They're so fucking cool, dude.
00:03:53.000 I can imagine.
00:03:53.000 And even like...
00:03:55.000 To a lot of car guys, especially, like, you know, you are such, like, a manual transmission, you know, you want your car, I know you, you want your car to be, like, really close to a race car.
00:04:04.000 I like it being dirty.
00:04:06.000 I like it being gritty.
00:04:07.000 Like, I want to feel the rocks as I drive over them.
00:04:10.000 Right, well, you would appreciate a Rolls-Royce's ability to make 100% of that disappear.
00:04:18.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:04:19.000 Disappeared entirely.
00:04:20.000 And there's really neat details.
00:04:23.000 The word flying or floating or sailing is so true because you don't really drive it.
00:04:30.000 You just kind of fucking will it down the road.
00:04:33.000 And you know how your Porsche or a sports car will have the thumb grips on the wheel at 9 and 3?
00:04:39.000 So Rolls-Royce has thumb grips at 4 and 8. Really?
00:04:45.000 You drive them underhand.
00:04:48.000 Gangster.
00:04:49.000 Everybody drives them underhand?
00:04:49.000 Extremely gangster.
00:04:51.000 Let me feel this.
00:04:54.000 It's that, yeah.
00:04:56.000 It's underhand.
00:04:57.000 Just so relaxed.
00:04:58.000 Because you don't even lift your arms above shoulder height.
00:05:02.000 And then, you know, your car has a tachometer, right?
00:05:04.000 It shows you your RPMs as a rough indicator of how much power you're using, right?
00:05:09.000 Roughly, not exactly, but before people go crazy about the lack of a technical term.
00:05:13.000 Rolls Royces don't have tachometers.
00:05:15.000 They have a power reserve gauge.
00:05:18.000 Which shows you how much power the car has, but that you are not using at any given time.
00:05:26.000 Whoa.
00:05:27.000 Right?
00:05:27.000 So if you're coasting along, it's at 100. Going down a hill, maybe.
00:05:33.000 You're just off the gas, off the brake, coasting.
00:05:36.000 There you go.
00:05:37.000 Power reserve.
00:05:38.000 So, if you're coasting, you are using 0% of your engine.
00:05:42.000 Right.
00:05:43.000 And the idea is to keep that gauge low, because you want to be able to pass cars and cruise down the road while using, meh, 25% of this car's engine power.
00:05:55.000 So pimp!
00:05:55.000 Wow.
00:05:58.000 And they're stupid.
00:05:59.000 Horsepower, right?
00:06:00.000 Like, crazy power, right?
00:06:01.000 Like, not like crazy crazy, but like four to five hundred.
00:06:04.000 So high.
00:06:05.000 High horsepower.
00:06:05.000 Yes, high.
00:06:06.000 High torque.
00:06:07.000 Isn't that funny that saying that is not that hard for a car of today?
00:06:11.000 Oh, our standards are blown out.
00:06:14.000 Our standards are the internet has fucked us all up.
00:06:17.000 I was reading about a new Miata, which, by the way, might be like one of the most underrated cars ever.
00:06:23.000 The new Miata?
00:06:24.000 It's lovely.
00:06:25.000 Just any Miatas.
00:06:25.000 Yeah, they're great.
00:06:26.000 Like, for the bang for the buck, for a fun little car to drive that kind of is real nimble, gets around, they're fucking great.
00:06:34.000 But it was only like 150 horsepower.
00:06:37.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:06:38.000 That's the new Miata.
00:06:39.000 160 horsepower, I think.
00:06:40.000 That's like...
00:06:41.000 Like, you hear that and you're like, what?
00:06:43.000 Yeah, but you know there's a company in Colorado called Flying Miata?
00:06:46.000 You know them, right?
00:06:47.000 Yeah, I've heard of them.
00:06:47.000 You know where I'm going with this.
00:06:48.000 I've heard of them.
00:06:49.000 Yeah, they put an LS3 in one of these.
00:06:52.000 So I drove one that has a 575 horsepower LS3, and it's fucking great.
00:06:57.000 That must be insane.
00:06:58.000 It's great.
00:06:58.000 You know why?
00:06:59.000 Because it's got these long legs, you know?
00:07:01.000 Like, it's a little car, but it's got the Corvette long legs, so your, you know, third gear's good for like 90. Wow.
00:07:09.000 It's great.
00:07:10.000 Now, when you drive at a car like that, is the balance fucked up by that engine?
00:07:13.000 No, because...
00:07:14.000 Is it similar weight?
00:07:14.000 No, it's actually similar weight.
00:07:16.000 Wow.
00:07:17.000 I think the LS conversion is like...
00:07:23.000 I don't want to say exactly, but it's like maybe that's the older car, Jamie, that they do it to a newer one as well.
00:07:29.000 It's a few extra pounds in the front, but actually they have to use the rear differential from a Camaro.
00:07:35.000 So a lot of the extra weight goes in the back.
00:07:37.000 And so the car is maybe a hundred pounds heavier with the V8 in it, but it's four times the power.
00:07:44.000 What is the weight of a Miata?
00:07:47.000 2350?
00:07:48.000 That's so light.
00:07:49.000 You see that thing in the picture was called an Exocet.
00:07:53.000 So that exoskeleton thing that says Flying Miata on it...
00:07:57.000 Oh, this is an interesting photograph, actually.
00:07:59.000 Sorry, podcast people.
00:08:00.000 We've got two vehicles on a track from Flying Miata.
00:08:04.000 The one in front is an exoskeleton car with really no body work on it at all.
00:08:09.000 And that's called an Exocet.
00:08:10.000 And so what is you buy that chassis...
00:08:13.000 And you buy a Miata, and you take apart the Miata, and you put all the Miata shit on this chassis.
00:08:19.000 And so you end up with like a 1,200 pound thing.
00:08:22.000 And you can put turbos, and you can put V8s, and you can do all different kind of stuff.
00:08:26.000 Is it street legal?
00:08:27.000 Yes, it is.
00:08:28.000 What?
00:08:28.000 Street legal, carb legal.
00:08:30.000 And then the thing behind it is called a Bauer catfish.
00:08:34.000 Did you say carb legal, like as far as emissions?
00:08:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:38.000 I mean, if you use a carb legal, like the E-Rod engine, like John Ward likes, or the stock Miata engine, for sure, yeah.
00:08:45.000 If you use a carb legal engine, it's a California legal engine.
00:08:48.000 That's crazy!
00:08:49.000 I've driven them.
00:08:50.000 They're fast, but, you know...
00:08:55.000 Nothing about Exocet's design should be taken from this statement, I don't feel safe in them.
00:09:01.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:02.000 Just because you're just out there in the open.
00:09:03.000 To me, I like having a body around me.
00:09:08.000 But it's way safer than a motorcycle.
00:09:10.000 True.
00:09:11.000 But a motorcycle...
00:09:12.000 I was thinking about this.
00:09:13.000 A motorcycle offers an experience that cannot be replicated.
00:09:18.000 Right.
00:09:19.000 And if you are going to take the kind of risks involved in riding a motorcycle, that experience is kind of worth it.
00:09:27.000 To me, in short bursts.
00:09:30.000 Whereas, I don't think the experience of driving a car with no body on it...
00:09:35.000 Is worth you.
00:09:35.000 I don't think it is either, but fuck, man.
00:09:38.000 Because you can get a lot of awesome car with bodywork.
00:09:41.000 Yeah.
00:09:42.000 But it's also like the thrill of the motorcycle.
00:09:45.000 It's like, it is either you either have it or you don't.
00:09:48.000 Yes.
00:09:48.000 Like, you're either in a convertible or you're on a motorcycle.
00:09:50.000 Yeah.
00:09:50.000 And the leaning, of course, is really...
00:09:53.000 And is that thing any more thrilling than a regular convertible, honestly?
00:09:56.000 I mean, it's faster.
00:09:58.000 It's not faster than all convertibles.
00:10:00.000 No, but having the no roof and everything.
00:10:04.000 I mean, you definitely feel connected to the elements.
00:10:07.000 It's crazy.
00:10:08.000 And you can go, because it's so light, you can use a relatively mundane engine and go very, very fast.
00:10:15.000 I imagine 1,200 pounds is incredible.
00:10:17.000 Yeah, it's nothing.
00:10:18.000 I mean, it's nothing.
00:10:19.000 It looks like so much fun.
00:10:20.000 Imagine a Corvette engine in that thing, which you can do.
00:10:22.000 That's crazy.
00:10:24.000 That's so crazy.
00:10:25.000 Yeah.
00:10:25.000 People are crazy.
00:10:26.000 I drive some shit that is dangerous.
00:10:29.000 I know.
00:10:29.000 Your one-take video series that you do, where people let you drive their fucking crazy hot rods.
00:10:35.000 I know.
00:10:35.000 Souped-up cars.
00:10:37.000 Like, woo!
00:10:37.000 I've just retired from driving people's personal cars.
00:10:40.000 You should.
00:10:41.000 Good for you.
00:10:42.000 I just saw this.
00:10:43.000 I might go to Reno and drive this.
00:10:44.000 What the fuck is this?
00:10:44.000 This is these weird software guys built this thing in Reno.
00:10:48.000 That's called a Teslonda.
00:10:49.000 That's a...
00:10:51.000 Did you hear anything?
00:10:52.000 No, you didn't.
00:10:53.000 It's electric?
00:10:53.000 That is a Tesla drivetrain in a 1981 Honda.
00:10:58.000 And it weighs 2,200 pounds.
00:11:02.000 And it runs like an 8 second quarter mile.
00:11:04.000 That is hilarious.
00:11:06.000 Awesome, right?
00:11:06.000 I just love that there's people like that out there.
00:11:09.000 The nerds are winning.
00:11:10.000 Oh, they're winning.
00:11:11.000 100%.
00:11:12.000 Yeah, the Teslonda.
00:11:14.000 Yep.
00:11:15.000 So, you know, weird shit.
00:11:16.000 But I figured I have rolled the dice, you know?
00:11:19.000 You gotta know when to walk away, know when to run, know when to count your money.
00:11:23.000 I think the dealing's done.
00:11:24.000 I'm sure.
00:11:25.000 Yeah, good for you.
00:11:26.000 You made out.
00:11:27.000 You're one of the rare few that beat Vegas.
00:11:29.000 Right?
00:11:29.000 I mean, either I decide when to stop, or a lawyer does.
00:11:33.000 Yeah.
00:11:33.000 You know?
00:11:34.000 That's so true.
00:11:36.000 I just...
00:11:36.000 What we were talking about is just so amazing that the horsepower wars, because of their steady increase every year, you know, you come out with a 2018 Corvette, people expect it to be faster.
00:11:46.000 It's always got to go up.
00:11:47.000 It's got to be faster than 217. Come on, man.
00:11:49.000 We got the same thing.
00:11:50.000 Well, hey, fucking Ford, just put a new engine in the Mustang 350 GT. So there's always something.
00:11:56.000 Hey, they got the GT500 coming.
00:11:57.000 Well, shit.
00:11:58.000 We're going to go up to 900 horsepower.
00:12:00.000 Like...
00:12:00.000 Isn't it crazy that it's just, like, money?
00:12:03.000 Like, not even a lot of money.
00:12:05.000 Like, you can get a Hellcat for used Hellcat, like, 45 grand.
00:12:09.000 You know what I mean?
00:12:10.000 Like, 600 bucks a month, 700 bucks a month, and you got 700 horsepower.
00:12:15.000 You hooked me up with one of those when I was in Denver, when I was filming my Comedy Central special.
00:12:20.000 I drove a red Hellcat to the mountains.
00:12:22.000 I remember that.
00:12:23.000 With an astronaut's outfit on.
00:12:25.000 Fast, right?
00:12:26.000 Dude, they're great.
00:12:27.000 It's a great car.
00:12:29.000 Now they have a wider, have you seen the wider body work?
00:12:31.000 I like that.
00:12:32.000 And so it's actually got quite a lot more tire under it.
00:12:34.000 That's what I had a complaint.
00:12:36.000 It doesn't have that muscle car ass.
00:12:38.000 I like a car with a muscle car ass.
00:12:40.000 The wide body Hellcat does, yeah.
00:12:40.000 Now it does.
00:12:42.000 There's something about those fat tires in the rear, man.
00:12:45.000 Like, as an old school muscle head dork, that's what you want.
00:12:48.000 I saw, you know, Motorator Matt D'Andrea?
00:12:51.000 No.
00:12:52.000 He's on Adam Carolla's podcast.
00:12:53.000 He just posted a picture on Twitter.
00:12:55.000 He saw your old sick fish spotted somewhere.
00:12:59.000 That's funny.
00:13:00.000 It was in a bit of a sad state, honestly.
00:13:04.000 Oh, was it really?
00:13:05.000 Yeah, it was a little tired looking.
00:13:07.000 Yeah.
00:13:07.000 Beat up?
00:13:08.000 That's unfortunate.
00:13:10.000 It was a cool looking car when that thing came out.
00:13:10.000 Yeah.
00:13:12.000 Yeah, that football player, Reggie, what's his name?
00:13:15.000 Reggie Bush.
00:13:16.000 He bought it.
00:13:17.000 He bought it off the guy that I sold it to.
00:13:17.000 Oh, really?
00:13:19.000 I think it's been around.
00:13:20.000 Yeah, it's a great looking car.
00:13:23.000 That year, like all those years, like 70, 71, those second generation Barracudas, that's a special look.
00:13:31.000 And I think a lot of the Hellcat is in that.
00:13:34.000 Oh, for sure.
00:13:35.000 It's the same kind of look.
00:13:35.000 It's pretty close.
00:13:36.000 It's pretty close, but I really wish it was the same size.
00:13:40.000 A Hellcat is a 125 or 130% overinflated scale version of that.
00:13:47.000 Those 70-71 Cudas are the most valuable muscle cars that there are today.
00:13:54.000 Those Hemi ones, right?
00:13:55.000 Yeah, the Hemi Cudas are the rarest and most valuable of those.
00:14:00.000 They're the ones that only get over like a million usually.
00:14:05.000 That's incredible.
00:14:06.000 For a car that was, what, $30,000 new?
00:14:09.000 Back in 1970?
00:14:11.000 I think it was $5,000.
00:14:12.000 Was it?
00:14:12.000 Was it $5,000?
00:14:13.000 I don't know.
00:14:14.000 My reverse math doesn't go back that far, really.
00:14:16.000 Let's take a guess.
00:14:17.000 Let's take a guess.
00:14:18.000 I think it was like $5,000 to $6,000 wouldn't be out of the question.
00:14:22.000 For a Hemi-Cuda.
00:14:23.000 For the big motor, let's go with $8,500.
00:14:23.000 All right.
00:14:26.000 $8,500.
00:14:27.000 Okay.
00:14:28.000 You go with $8,500.
00:14:29.000 What did I say?
00:14:29.000 $30,000?
00:14:30.000 I'm going to re-evaluate.
00:14:32.000 I think you need to re-evaluate.
00:14:33.000 That'll be a 426 Hemi-Cuda.
00:14:36.000 I'm gonna play a dirty game, Price is Right.
00:14:39.000 I'm gonna go right above him with 15,000.
00:14:42.000 Is Jamie coming in with a dollar?
00:14:44.000 Fucking us all up.
00:14:45.000 Winning the show.
00:14:46.000 426. 426 Hemi-Cuda.
00:14:48.000 Which year?
00:14:49.000 1970. 70. Yeah, that's the good year.
00:14:52.000 Well, the two years of my favorite year, 70 and 71. Roughly the same, I think, aren't they?
00:14:56.000 71's got four headlights.
00:14:58.000 Oh, look at you, Joe Rogan!
00:15:01.000 70 also has the smaller grill face, like the teeth are smaller in the front, which is what I had.
00:15:06.000 I had a 70. Whereas 71 has the full grill face.
00:15:11.000 It's really more aggressive.
00:15:12.000 I think 71 might be a little bit better looking, to be honest with you.
00:15:15.000 I can't recall if one year is more valuable than the other.
00:15:18.000 71, I think, is probably the best looking.
00:15:20.000 Are the results in, Jamie?
00:15:21.000 Window sticker?
00:15:22.000 Yeah.
00:15:23.000 Original?
00:15:23.000 Yeah.
00:15:24.000 3433. $3,433.
00:15:28.000 Oh, my God.
00:15:29.000 Jamie's $1 would have won it.
00:15:31.000 There it is.
00:15:31.000 That's it.
00:15:31.000 That's the car.
00:15:32.000 Jamie, pull up 1971 Barracuda Nose.
00:15:32.000 Yeah.
00:15:38.000 That is, I think, my favorite look in any muscle car is a 1971 Barracuda.
00:15:44.000 It's just like this aggressive, American-looking grill.
00:15:49.000 Look at that, son.
00:15:50.000 I mean, that is about as fucking aggressive as a grill can get.
00:15:55.000 It's got a mouth full of teeth.
00:15:57.000 It looks like a Barracuda.
00:15:58.000 It really does.
00:15:59.000 It really does.
00:16:00.000 They fucking nailed it, man.
00:16:02.000 They were better at actually, I think, naming things what they looked like back then.
00:16:06.000 Goddamn, that looks good.
00:16:08.000 I do still think the Corvette Stingray looks Stingray-ish.
00:16:12.000 I think that still works.
00:16:13.000 A little bit.
00:16:13.000 Still works.
00:16:14.000 Yeah.
00:16:14.000 Kind of.
00:16:15.000 That looks like a fucking Barracuda, though.
00:16:17.000 Yes, it does.
00:16:17.000 That looks like it's going to get you.
00:16:19.000 I just found a way for you to spend another million dollars, Joe Rogan.
00:16:22.000 I would never buy one of those.
00:16:23.000 I don't like...
00:16:24.000 I'm weird with shit.
00:16:25.000 I don't like stock old cars.
00:16:27.000 Well, because they drive like garbage?
00:16:28.000 Could that be why?
00:16:29.000 Yeah, I have zero interest in them.
00:16:31.000 You got your Vette, right?
00:16:32.000 Yeah.
00:16:32.000 But that's like a modified Pro Touring chassis and all that stuff, right?
00:16:35.000 100%, yeah.
00:16:36.000 And it's got a LS1 in it.
00:16:37.000 Oh, so it drives like a normal car.
00:16:39.000 Yeah, it drives like a normal car.
00:16:39.000 Supercharged.
00:16:40.000 Have you ever driven a stock one of that year?
00:16:43.000 No.
00:16:43.000 It's not good.
00:16:45.000 You're lucky.
00:16:46.000 There's a guy up the street, he hates me.
00:16:48.000 Why?
00:16:48.000 We live in the same block, and he's got an original.
00:16:51.000 He's one of those original guys.
00:16:52.000 He drives around with a paperboy hat on, drives around the neighborhood.
00:16:55.000 Oh, no.
00:16:56.000 Does he set up a lawn chair at Cars and Coffee and play fucking sock hop music?
00:17:00.000 Fuck those people.
00:17:01.000 Dude, the look he had in his face when I told him that none of it was original except the shell, the outside.
00:17:06.000 I go, it looks original.
00:17:08.000 It doesn't have a goddamn thing in it.
00:17:09.000 The inside, I guess, the shape of the dashboard's original.
00:17:13.000 Fuck him.
00:17:14.000 Your car.
00:17:15.000 I was like, look, man, I like them to drive like a car that works good.
00:17:19.000 Yeah.
00:17:20.000 Like, why is it bad to upgrade the brakes?
00:17:22.000 No, it is not.
00:17:23.000 You're fine.
00:17:24.000 But this whole thing that it's somehow or another doing a disservice to the vehicle by upgrading the brakes.
00:17:29.000 These people are assholes.
00:17:31.000 It's not a museum piece, man.
00:17:32.000 It's an awesome car.
00:17:33.000 If you're going on the lawn at Pebble Beach, you keep it original.
00:17:36.000 Yes.
00:17:36.000 Other than that, I mean, especially, look, you love the depths of the internet.
00:17:41.000 Look at...
00:17:42.000 Los Angeles driving circa 1960, and then Los Angeles driving today.
00:17:49.000 You know, the heat, the traffic.
00:17:52.000 An old car is not meant to handle that shit.
00:17:54.000 You want to drive an old car here, you need to upgrade a few things.
00:17:59.000 Cooling, brakes.
00:18:00.000 When I find out that a dude just drives an old car, I give him an extra level of respect.
00:18:06.000 You know what he's going through.
00:18:08.000 Yeah.
00:18:08.000 Jimmy Smith, my partner in the UFC now, he used to work for Bellator, now he works for the UFC. He drives a 1968 Firebird.
00:18:16.000 Every day?
00:18:17.000 Stock.
00:18:18.000 Stock.
00:18:19.000 Stock seats, stock brakes, everything.
00:18:21.000 I'm like, whoa.
00:18:23.000 Does he know what he's missing?
00:18:24.000 Have you let him drive your M5 yet?
00:18:26.000 He doesn't give a fuck.
00:18:27.000 He doesn't give a fuck.
00:18:27.000 He likes old muscle cars.
00:18:29.000 He likes them the way they are.
00:18:30.000 He had a Camaro, I think, and I think his Camaro got hit.
00:18:33.000 By some asshole and totaled it.
00:18:35.000 So he's like, alright, get another one.
00:18:37.000 In Venice, where I live, there's a lot of old daily drivers, for sure.
00:18:37.000 There's guys in my hood.
00:18:41.000 Wow.
00:18:42.000 But I don't know.
00:18:42.000 I can't do it.
00:18:43.000 I just don't need that in my life.
00:18:45.000 It's a different experience.
00:18:45.000 You've got to realize that you're not going to be able to hit the brakes real good.
00:18:48.000 Yeah.
00:18:49.000 That's not worth it to me.
00:18:50.000 I like to drive too close to the people in front of me.
00:18:53.000 Well, even if something steps out in the road, you know?
00:18:56.000 I mean, how many times have you been driving a deer steps out in front of your car?
00:18:59.000 A bunch.
00:18:59.000 A bunch.
00:18:59.000 I was driving down the road in a video that's been viewed about three million times and a guy was dragging a log on like a 50-foot chain behind a Ford Explorer.
00:19:08.000 Oh my god.
00:19:09.000 Back and forth across the road.
00:19:11.000 Oh my god.
00:19:12.000 Yeah.
00:19:12.000 What the fuck?
00:19:13.000 It was like the most viewed video on Reddit for 24 hours.
00:19:16.000 Oh my god.
00:19:17.000 It was crazy, just dragging a log.
00:19:19.000 Like a log, like, you know, four feet by two feet, giant tree trunk log.
00:19:25.000 Fucking assholes out there.
00:19:28.000 You can't have shitty suspension, like, woof!
00:19:31.000 Remember trying to turn one of those cars?
00:19:33.000 Yeah!
00:19:33.000 It's literally like a boat.
00:19:35.000 Oh my god.
00:19:36.000 But you know what else is like tires is a big difference too.
00:19:40.000 Like, you know, old Porsches used to be called widow makers and shit, but you take one of those old 70s turbo Porsches that, you know, there's volumes about how scary they are to drive and you put them on Michelin Pilot Supersports and you're like, oh, You thought 300 horsepower was scary.
00:19:57.000 Isn't that funny?
00:19:57.000 That's cute.
00:19:58.000 They were scared of 300 horsepower.
00:20:00.000 Oh, here's my log video.
00:20:01.000 Look, wait, watch this.
00:20:02.000 Log!
00:20:02.000 Boom!
00:20:04.000 That is so crazy.
00:20:06.000 That is so goddamn crazy.
00:20:08.000 You're sitting there going, what?
00:20:10.000 And I was in a supercharged Lamborghini Huracan making like 900 horsepower.
00:20:14.000 Look at that.
00:20:14.000 And look at the road this guy is just free-dragging a fucking log.
00:20:18.000 That guy does not seem wise.
00:20:21.000 But I totally, I choked.
00:20:23.000 I mean, I had an opportunity to throw a zinger there at this person, and instead I just talked to myself and drove away.
00:20:30.000 No, you're better off.
00:20:31.000 You're not going to fix that guy.
00:20:32.000 If he's so stupid, he's driving a giant log down a public road.
00:20:36.000 Yeah.
00:20:37.000 At least 13 feet behind his car.
00:20:39.000 Look on the other side of the road.
00:20:40.000 Look at the marks.
00:20:41.000 Like, the log, actually, as I go up, you can see the mark of dirt, like, moving back and forth across the road.
00:20:48.000 It was easier to see the other way, I guess, but...
00:20:50.000 God.
00:20:51.000 Jesus.
00:20:52.000 Don't do that, people.
00:20:54.000 I mean, I guess he couldn't pick it up.
00:20:56.000 It looked too big.
00:20:58.000 I don't see how that's an appropriate solution when you can't pick something up.
00:21:02.000 Why would he be so convinced that the log was going to stay attached to the chain?
00:21:06.000 I don't know.
00:21:07.000 How much does he know about logs and chains?
00:21:09.000 I mean, he seemed like an advanced chain scientist in the specialty of logs.
00:21:14.000 Fucking assholes out there, man.
00:21:17.000 Dragging a log behind a car on a public road.
00:21:20.000 That's a big-ass log, too.
00:21:21.000 That looks like a four-foot log, right?
00:21:26.000 That chain is not gonna hold up.
00:21:28.000 That log's gonna bounce and go through someone's fucking windshield.
00:21:31.000 God damn, man.
00:21:33.000 God, it wasn't mine.
00:21:34.000 This is crazy.
00:21:35.000 Like, look how long it is behind his car.
00:21:39.000 It's so crazy.
00:21:41.000 And, I mean, not that we need to, like, you know, go back in the video, but see that, like, trail of whatever it leaves on the road there?
00:21:49.000 Like, that trail, I had noticed starting, like...
00:21:53.000 A couple, like, half a mile or so before that on the road, and the trail is going back and forth across both lanes of traffic, and there was like a couple little signs down.
00:22:03.000 Yeah, that's not good, too.
00:22:05.000 I mean, you're making obstacles for people that are driving, especially if you're on a motorcycle.
00:22:10.000 If you're on a motorcycle and you're coming around there and you hit that dirt...
00:22:12.000 Oh, you're going to kill somebody.
00:22:14.000 Yeah, that's legit.
00:22:16.000 Motorcycles don't want sand on the road.
00:22:18.000 Yeah.
00:22:19.000 They just don't.
00:22:20.000 Yeah.
00:22:20.000 And you're putting it on the road 100% with that stupid.
00:22:23.000 Mogersiders also don't want to get clotheslined by logs and chains.
00:22:27.000 Man, my buddy wiping out on a turn on some sand was one of the major reasons why I was taking motorcycle safety classes.
00:22:34.000 I was trying to get my license, and I was going to get me and a couple of my friends from Fear Factor.
00:22:37.000 We were going to get a...
00:22:39.000 We're gonna get motorcycles.
00:22:40.000 Couple of guys at work there.
00:22:41.000 And then as things went on, we were like, fuck this.
00:22:44.000 Two of them went through with it.
00:22:47.000 Two of us bailed.
00:22:48.000 Alonzo Bowden is all about the bikes.
00:22:50.000 All about the bikes.
00:22:51.000 And how many bones has he broken?
00:22:51.000 Yeah.
00:22:53.000 I don't know.
00:22:54.000 Didn't he have...
00:22:55.000 He broke his arm on a bike a couple years ago.
00:22:57.000 I bet he did.
00:22:58.000 Yeah.
00:22:58.000 He doesn't seem to think it's a bad risk.
00:23:02.000 I ride a scooter.
00:23:04.000 I have a little Yamaha scooter that I ride around Venice and running errands and going to my office and stuff.
00:23:10.000 Because I can lane split and it really makes my life a lot easier.
00:23:13.000 But I'm terrified.
00:23:14.000 I had a motorcycle and I rode it in the canyons maybe four or five times.
00:23:18.000 I was terrified.
00:23:19.000 I have no problem pushing a car, you know, a little bit in the canyons, but on a bike, like, that gravel is like, wing!
00:23:25.000 Yeah.
00:23:26.000 It's really fun.
00:23:27.000 I get it, motorcycle people.
00:23:28.000 I'm not saying you're wrong.
00:23:30.000 You're just braver than me.
00:23:32.000 Poor dumber.
00:23:32.000 Yeah.
00:23:33.000 I've gone through a lot of surgeries.
00:23:35.000 I know what it's like to rehab from a serious injury.
00:23:38.000 I'm like, I am just so not into that.
00:23:39.000 Yeah.
00:23:40.000 I mean, I've had two back surgeries in the same spot, so...
00:23:44.000 You've had those disectomies, right?
00:23:45.000 Yeah.
00:23:46.000 How was that?
00:23:47.000 Did it work for you?
00:23:48.000 First one lasted like 11 years, and then my bad decisions led to it being re-injured, and the second surgery's fine.
00:23:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:23:58.000 The best shape now that I've been in like 10 years.
00:24:01.000 What are you doing?
00:24:02.000 I do seven days a week of cardio.
00:24:05.000 I built a gym in my house.
00:24:06.000 I did.
00:24:07.000 Seven days a week of cardio.
00:24:08.000 Yeah, I got one of those arc trainers.
00:24:10.000 It's awesome.
00:24:11.000 Is that like an elliptical machine?
00:24:13.000 It is.
00:24:14.000 It's like the hardest elliptical machine I've ever used.
00:24:16.000 Really?
00:24:18.000 I do like 45 minutes a day on that.
00:24:21.000 I used one of those really recently.
00:24:23.000 It's amazing.
00:24:23.000 It was great.
00:24:25.000 I had a prequel one before.
00:24:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:27.000 It's like a hotel.
00:24:28.000 Pull up a video of that bad boy.
00:24:30.000 It's like a hotel quality deal.
00:24:33.000 Yeah, so no pounding.
00:24:34.000 You're getting your cardio in, but your body's not getting beat up.
00:24:37.000 And in 45 minutes, I'll burn, according to the machine, I don't know how accurate these machine counters are, but I'll burn like 850 calories in 45 minutes.
00:24:45.000 And then I do three days a week of weight training for an hour.
00:24:48.000 So you're getting in daily doubles three days a week?
00:24:48.000 Damn!
00:24:50.000 Yeah, and I haven't had a cigarette since October 2016. Damn!
00:24:54.000 There it is, yeah, the arc trainer.
00:24:56.000 I have the one with the arms.
00:24:57.000 Yeah.
00:24:58.000 Yeah.
00:24:58.000 The guy behind him's got the arms, it looks like.
00:25:00.000 It's a serious, serious workout, man.
00:25:03.000 I sweat.
00:25:04.000 It is a really good workout.
00:25:05.000 Yeah.
00:25:05.000 It really is.
00:25:06.000 And then I do speed back.
00:25:08.000 I'll do 12 minutes a day on speed back, which I like.
00:25:12.000 That's how you hurt your arm?
00:25:13.000 Yeah.
00:25:14.000 Yeah, we've been talking about tendon issues.
00:25:16.000 Folks who's never had tendon issues, and I never had them until this elbow.
00:25:20.000 I mean, I've had it on elbows before, but I did it smart, and I didn't keep working out.
00:25:24.000 This time I tried to meathead my way through it again.
00:25:28.000 And it flared up pretty bad to the point where four months later it wasn't healed.
00:25:34.000 It's a slow healing thing, right?
00:25:36.000 Super slow with tendons.
00:25:37.000 They don't have any blood supply.
00:25:38.000 So I got a bunch of shit done.
00:25:39.000 Is that why the platelet-rich plasma works so well?
00:25:42.000 Because it just gets it right in there?
00:25:42.000 Yes.
00:25:43.000 It's very effective.
00:25:45.000 Yeah.
00:25:45.000 The other thing that I think the most effective is what we were talking about is those TheraBands.
00:25:50.000 And actually it's the cheapest.
00:25:51.000 No, that's the twisty blue thing that I use.
00:25:54.000 It looks like a big Avatar dildo.
00:25:56.000 And you hold it out in front of you.
00:25:58.000 I wish I had it with me.
00:25:59.000 And then you twist it like that.
00:26:00.000 Yeah.
00:26:01.000 And then I hold it like this and then I let it untwist.
00:26:03.000 I just got one.
00:26:03.000 Yeah.
00:26:05.000 And then you like...
00:26:06.000 And when you do the untwisting, it strengthens...
00:26:09.000 For me, that was my issue.
00:26:11.000 I'm on the outside.
00:26:11.000 You're on the inside.
00:26:12.000 So I go the other way.
00:26:13.000 Yeah, there's another one they'll show.
00:26:15.000 They have diagrams for different things you could do.
00:26:18.000 It's a big difference.
00:26:19.000 But it's just those kind of muscles don't get strengthened a lot.
00:26:22.000 My muscles in my hands are picking things up and I'm doing chin-ups in rows and stuff like that, but I was never doing anything twisty.
00:26:28.000 So I've started to add that.
00:26:30.000 The amount of driving I do isn't good for me.
00:26:33.000 Right, for your back?
00:26:34.000 No, for my hands or for anything.
00:26:36.000 It fucks up my whole body.
00:26:38.000 Do you put a lumbar pad or anything?
00:26:39.000 No, but most cars I drive have real sporty seats, and a lot of them I'm lucky enough to have adjustable lumbar.
00:26:46.000 Mercedes right now is killing the seat game.
00:26:49.000 Mercedes seat game is so fire.
00:26:52.000 What are they doing?
00:26:53.000 They work with this spinal center in Germany to develop all their high-end seats.
00:27:00.000 And the seats on the AMG S-Class are so ridiculous.
00:27:08.000 It's like, they have a simulated hot stone massage function that works.
00:27:19.000 It's boss as hell.
00:27:21.000 It's like a nine zone massage seat in the S-Class coupe.
00:27:25.000 So while you're driving, it gives you a hot stone massage?
00:27:28.000 Yeah.
00:27:29.000 What is the difference between a hot stone massage and a regular massage?
00:27:32.000 The air pockets that get inflated, like, you know, it's like behind the seat, the leather, there's like these pockets of air, like old Reebok pumps, right, where I will pump them up and inflate them and deflate them in sequence, right, to simulate kneading or whatever it is.
00:27:48.000 Well, the Mercedes S-Class heats those pockets, so they're actually...
00:27:54.000 Not with hot air.
00:27:56.000 There's a thermal thing on the surface.
00:27:58.000 It's so gangster.
00:28:00.000 Whoa.
00:28:00.000 It feels like a hot stone massage.
00:28:02.000 It's awesome.
00:28:02.000 Damn.
00:28:03.000 Yeah.
00:28:03.000 They took it to the next level.
00:28:05.000 And in fact, I got the car.
00:28:05.000 They have.
00:28:07.000 It's like a $225,000 car.
00:28:10.000 I got it for a week.
00:28:11.000 I drove it around a road trip, all this.
00:28:12.000 I ended up writing 2,600 words on the seat.
00:28:16.000 The whole review was just the seat.
00:28:18.000 The hot still on the side.
00:28:20.000 And it has the fans behind your neck that blow the hot air.
00:28:23.000 Because it was a convertible.
00:28:24.000 Oh, you got the convertible?
00:28:27.000 Yeah.
00:28:28.000 Goddamn.
00:28:29.000 That's the back seat there, Jamie.
00:28:30.000 Go for the front seat.
00:28:32.000 God damn.
00:28:34.000 The front seats are just delightful.
00:28:37.000 But it is amazing that we are in this time.
00:28:40.000 See look, there's all the zones.
00:28:42.000 Oh, that's crazy.
00:28:42.000 Six zones.
00:28:43.000 It's amazing that we are in this time where the technology has gotten to this level where cars, they're working so hard to improve upon what is already ridiculous.
00:28:53.000 Oh my god.
00:28:53.000 Especially in terms of performance.
00:28:54.000 Yeah, and have you experienced any of the semi-autonomous stuff yet?
00:28:58.000 None.
00:28:59.000 I'm surprised as intellectually curious a person.
00:29:02.000 I'm not interested in cars that drive themselves.
00:29:04.000 They can go fuck themselves.
00:29:05.000 You're not interested in a brief experience into the world?
00:29:08.000 I am.
00:29:08.000 I am interested in that.
00:29:09.000 I am, but for the most part...
00:29:09.000 You should be.
00:29:10.000 Blow your fucking mind.
00:29:11.000 Those cars are going to take away our right to drive.
00:29:14.000 Oh, that's...
00:29:15.000 Well, you should join the Human Driving Association.
00:29:17.000 Alex, this is real.
00:29:18.000 We're starting a lobbying association for the rights of human drivers.
00:29:22.000 It sounds like a fucking goof right now.
00:29:22.000 You should.
00:29:25.000 It doesn't to me.
00:29:26.000 It doesn't to me.
00:29:27.000 Because what you don't want to ever have is a situation where you summon your autonomous pod and you say, take me to wherever, and it goes, no, Joe.
00:29:38.000 We're not going there today because of some political situation.
00:29:43.000 The government tells you.
00:29:45.000 The war on driving is here.
00:29:46.000 Pick your side.
00:29:47.000 Oh, my God.
00:29:48.000 What the fuck, man?
00:29:49.000 And is that an RS America on the left there?
00:29:51.000 I think it's a sign.
00:29:52.000 I think that is.
00:29:53.000 It might be an older car by the bumper.
00:29:55.000 It's a Carrera Whale Tail, like my 911. Yeah.
00:29:58.000 What year is your 911?
00:30:00.000 It's an 87. That's a good year.
00:30:01.000 We're doing a safari build.
00:30:03.000 What does that mean?
00:30:04.000 Oh.
00:30:05.000 So you're making it like one of those off-road Porsches?
00:30:07.000 Rally car.
00:30:07.000 A rally car?
00:30:08.000 Yeah, it's called the Keen Project.
00:30:10.000 My friend Lee Keen is a Porsche racing driver, and he built one for himself.
00:30:15.000 And it is the most glorious thing I've ever driven.
00:30:19.000 Everything that you love about a 911 applies to this on loose surface.
00:30:26.000 There it is.
00:30:27.000 That's your car?
00:30:27.000 That's not my car.
00:30:28.000 My car is going to look like that, although it will be a different color and have a roof rack, and it'll be slightly different.
00:30:35.000 That thing's crazy.
00:30:36.000 That actually is a Richard Tuttle build from England.
00:30:39.000 If you look up Keen Safari, K-E-E-N, and you'll see closer to mine.
00:30:45.000 Tuttle's the guy that made that crazy green car.
00:30:49.000 Oh, this is my video of driving Lee's car.
00:30:54.000 And it is...
00:30:57.000 See, look, I was fatter there.
00:31:01.000 So it's just drifty woods oversteer, and you know that rear engine kind of snapback thing that everyone's all afraid of in 911s, the pendulum thing?
00:31:13.000 Well, you get that when you slide, and then it catches and comes back.
00:31:17.000 On a loose surface, there's no catch.
00:31:20.000 So you slide it, but you don't have the scary snapback.
00:31:24.000 It just drifts and comes back and drifts.
00:31:27.000 You know, there's Lee.
00:31:29.000 He's building the thing.
00:31:29.000 So it's probably really good to have a rear engine bias.
00:31:32.000 It is brilliant.
00:31:35.000 It is the most controllable, delightful.
00:31:37.000 And you've got four inches of extra suspension travel.
00:31:40.000 So LA, speed bumps, ruts.
00:31:43.000 Think about this in Los Angeles, right?
00:31:45.000 So you're going to drive this rally car around LA? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:50.000 It's not a race car, it's a street car.
00:31:52.000 Wow.
00:31:52.000 It's a street car, yeah.
00:31:53.000 And then, you know...
00:31:54.000 That looks like so much fun, driving that in the dirt.
00:31:57.000 Oh my god, we have so much desert here.
00:31:58.000 No one cares.
00:32:00.000 That's right.
00:32:00.000 You go out to Mirage, there's trails, there's no speed limits, nobody gives a shit.
00:32:04.000 I gotta be honest, there's two videos that made me get really interested in older Porsches.
00:32:09.000 One of them was the Chris Harris build with the Tuttle, and the other one was you driving that Project Nasty car.
00:32:15.000 Joey Sealy.
00:32:17.000 He's a local as well.
00:32:18.000 Dude, that car.
00:32:19.000 I was like, oh, that's it.
00:32:21.000 That's it.
00:32:22.000 Just like, get it down to the raw dog.
00:32:24.000 Yeah, he took everything out of that car.
00:32:26.000 And Richard Tuttle, who did Chris's car in England, is like the rally master.
00:32:33.000 There's Project Nasty.
00:32:35.000 And there's Joey, who built it.
00:32:36.000 And he also, I love the little things he did like make the exhaust come through the rear bumper and those funky wheels on it and the fact there's no carpeting at all.
00:32:45.000 Like everything inside was stripped away.
00:32:47.000 His Instagram is Emotion Engineering and that car has been through a few changes since this video was made.
00:32:54.000 It looks a little different now.
00:32:55.000 He changed the wheels, right?
00:32:56.000 Different wheels, different like There's a bunch of different stuff, but it's amazing.
00:33:01.000 And that guy, he used to be a part of this business, BBI Autosport.
00:33:05.000 He left to go start his own business, Emotion Engineering, and he is a master of chassis setup.
00:33:10.000 Yeah, I believe it.
00:33:11.000 Yeah.
00:33:12.000 That's a very, very impressive video.
00:33:13.000 It's a very interesting video.
00:33:15.000 And that's not like the highest horsepower vehicle, right?
00:33:18.000 No, it was really light, though.
00:33:20.000 How many horsepower did it have?
00:33:22.000 If I remember, maybe 375, 380. I mean, it was fast.
00:33:26.000 It was not a slouch at all.
00:33:27.000 But, you know, have you seen what Singer is doing now with this air-cooled engine?
00:33:32.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
00:33:33.000 Well, you sent me that whole thing of the price difference between a 911 engine, air-cooled engine that's got 200 horsepower versus one that's got 500 horsepower.
00:33:42.000 And you're like, wow!
00:33:43.000 Yeah, the exponential curve of Porsche horsepower costs is really scary stuff.
00:33:48.000 The highest end was $250,000?
00:33:50.000 Yeah, so it was like, okay, to buy an engine, just an engine on a stand, you want that engine, this is a Porsche air-cooled, so a Porsche engine for a Porsche that is earlier than 1995. 300 horsepower is going to run you about $40,000.
00:34:10.000 And that's a ton of money for not a lot of horsepower.
00:34:13.000 400 horsepower will run you about $100,000.
00:34:18.000 I mean, that's an engine on a stand, nothing else.
00:34:22.000 You want 500 horsepower out of that motor, it's $250,000.
00:34:26.000 Just for the engine?
00:34:27.000 Just for the engine.
00:34:28.000 Why is that?
00:34:28.000 Because that sounds so crazy in comparison to other cars out there.
00:34:31.000 Because a lot of techniques that you would use to make horsepower in other cars, you cannot apply to a Porsche engine.
00:34:39.000 You're limited on displacement size, so it's not like you could shove a 9-liter V8 in there.
00:34:44.000 A 4.2 is about as big displacement as you can get.
00:34:50.000 In that case.
00:34:52.000 And that's with like a stroker crank and bored out, so you're increasing both the length the pistons move and the size of the hole.
00:35:00.000 To get to the 500 horsepower mark, you have to run some highly experimental cylinder heads.
00:35:07.000 And Singer, to do that, I don't know if Chris has been on the show recently, but he's working with Singer to develop...
00:35:14.000 There's a company called Williams that is a Formula One team.
00:35:19.000 They are developing the cylinder heads for Singer.
00:35:23.000 So Chris Harris is a part of this as well?
00:35:25.000 He's doing development driving for them.
00:35:26.000 Oh, that's great.
00:35:27.000 Which is a good decision, right?
00:35:28.000 Oh, that's an amazing decision.
00:35:30.000 Plus, the videos will be epic.
00:35:32.000 Right, so most of...
00:35:34.000 They're doing a four-valve air-cooled head, which, as far as I know, has never been done before.
00:35:41.000 All your engine, my engine, all the...
00:35:43.000 are two-valve engines, and they're doing a four-valve engine.
00:35:47.000 So...
00:35:48.000 It's gonna cost a million and a half dollars for the car.
00:35:51.000 Well, the engine is 250 grand.
00:35:53.000 This is why, yes, yeah.
00:35:55.000 That's so crazy.
00:35:56.000 Yeah, custom cars are a million dollars now.
00:35:58.000 Isn't that nuts?
00:36:00.000 I mean, if you really want something next level, it can easily be a million dollars.
00:36:05.000 Jamie, pull up that new Singer 911. Yeah, Singer 911 with the Williams engine.
00:36:11.000 It's green.
00:36:12.000 But it's got a lot of that...
00:36:12.000 Yeah.
00:36:14.000 Who's the Japanese gentleman who takes those Porsches and stretches them out?
00:36:18.000 RWB. RWB, yeah.
00:36:19.000 It's got a lot of that to it.
00:36:21.000 Well, so RWB is really interesting, because in Japan, there's the singer.
00:36:24.000 Don't you think that's a goddamn gorgeous car?
00:36:27.000 But don't you think it's an odd choice to artificially...
00:36:27.000 Yeah.
00:36:30.000 Stop, please.
00:36:32.000 Oh, look how sexy that is.
00:36:34.000 To artificially differentiate, like the way he's got the fender flares.
00:36:38.000 He's making them like you had to glue them on.
00:36:40.000 But the whole car is carbon fiber.
00:36:42.000 So if the whole car is carbon fiber, why did they fake like they had extensions on the wheel wells?
00:36:48.000 Okay, so I don't want to disappoint you, but that is a rendering and not a picture of an actual car.
00:36:53.000 As far as I know, the actual car does not exist.
00:36:55.000 That's so good!
00:36:56.000 And I think, if I had to guess, they put those over fender lines on the rendering so you would specifically notice that they have widened it.
00:37:06.000 And if I had to guess, the final car may not actually have a seam there.
00:37:11.000 You know what, man?
00:37:12.000 I'm not mad if it does.
00:37:13.000 It looks amazing.
00:37:14.000 Jamie, can you make that bigger again?
00:37:16.000 But that looks so real.
00:37:17.000 That's crazy that that's not a photograph.
00:37:19.000 Does that look like a render to you, Jamie?
00:37:21.000 I'm almost certain that's not a real car.
00:37:24.000 I'm almost certain it's not a real car.
00:37:27.000 The tire looks a little...
00:37:28.000 The tire looks fake?
00:37:29.000 I could be wrong.
00:37:31.000 There could be someone screaming at their whatever right now saying I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure...
00:37:36.000 There's reflections in the windows of a building that's outside.
00:37:38.000 Have you played fucking Forza in the last three years?
00:37:40.000 They're good at this, dude.
00:37:42.000 Play a video game.
00:37:43.000 I absolutely believe it.
00:37:44.000 I'm not arguing against it.
00:37:45.000 I'm just saying it's so good.
00:37:47.000 But anyway, if they'd make a car like that, holy shit, that's a gorgeous car.
00:37:50.000 Oh, yeah.
00:37:51.000 And they will.
00:37:51.000 And it'll look like that, but it may not have those seams.
00:37:54.000 It's pretty similar to what their car looks like.
00:37:56.000 It's not much different other than the wider.
00:37:56.000 But wider.
00:37:59.000 I saw one of those.
00:38:00.000 It might have been the best looking car I've ever seen in my life.
00:38:02.000 It was a silver.
00:38:03.000 Like a metallic silver.
00:38:05.000 Like a bright silver Singer.
00:38:08.000 And it was online.
00:38:08.000 Yeah.
00:38:10.000 Glorious.
00:38:10.000 Understated.
00:38:11.000 God damn.
00:38:12.000 Bright silver Singer.
00:38:12.000 See if you find that.
00:38:16.000 Have you seen one in person before?
00:38:17.000 Never.
00:38:17.000 Up close?
00:38:18.000 Dude, your mind would be blown.
00:38:20.000 They have, at a minimum, $45,000 or $50,000 of leather in one of those cars.
00:38:28.000 The leather work in the interior of those cars is unbelievable.
00:38:32.000 It's beyond anything from any manufacturer today.
00:38:34.000 Really?
00:38:35.000 Really?
00:38:36.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:38:38.000 That's a sexy motherfucker right there.
00:38:40.000 Goddamn, that's a good-looking car.
00:38:41.000 Yep.
00:38:42.000 That's very, very nice.
00:38:43.000 What is it about certain shapes, right?
00:38:46.000 Well, what Singer does is they distill, you know, the best of each generation of car into one car.
00:38:54.000 Yeah.
00:38:54.000 And so you're looking at a highly idealized 911, but you can't exactly picture what came from where and why.
00:39:02.000 It's gangster.
00:39:02.000 Yeah.
00:39:03.000 And those Fooks, those wheels, for whatever reason, they just work.
00:39:07.000 Especially that green car.
00:39:09.000 Go back to that green car.
00:39:11.000 They made them real big on the green car, but the design works so well.
00:39:15.000 There's the Williams engine.
00:39:17.000 Goddamn!
00:39:17.000 That looks good.
00:39:18.000 Yeah.
00:39:19.000 But that's perfect.
00:39:20.000 So scroll down, Jamie.
00:39:22.000 The Williams...
00:39:23.000 So you see?
00:39:23.000 Look at this.
00:39:24.000 Look at the air intakes.
00:39:26.000 That's where your rear windows would be.
00:39:28.000 So there are no rear windows.
00:39:30.000 There are only those air intakes that go directly into the engine.
00:39:34.000 To cool that furnace off.
00:39:36.000 No, not cooling.
00:39:37.000 That's the actual air intake to get into the combustion chamber.
00:39:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:40.000 Oh, okay.
00:39:41.000 The cooling, it's air-cooled, so you see that silver kind of nipple on the right side there?
00:39:47.000 Uh-huh.
00:39:47.000 That's the center of the fan.
00:39:49.000 It gets cooled in from the back there.
00:39:51.000 Now, like, this is basically the same size as a regular inline six?
00:39:55.000 Or straight flat six?
00:39:55.000 Flat six.
00:39:56.000 Roughly, the engine itself is roughly the same size, yeah.
00:39:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:59.000 So what they've done is just engineer it to the max.
00:40:03.000 Oh, yeah.
00:40:03.000 Well, they have what are, in theory, are the most advanced cylinder heads ever put onto an air-cooled 911. That looks incredible.
00:40:11.000 And they're going to stick that in a car that was originally, what, 93?
00:40:16.000 Something like that?
00:40:17.000 Yeah, 91 to 94. God.
00:40:17.000 Yeah, something like that.
00:40:20.000 Isn't it funny, though, that there's something unbelievably appealing about those air-cooled cars that is willing to have these rich people pay a million dollars, or at least the current thing is a half million dollars for this car, just because you feel it more.
00:40:35.000 When you drive it, it's just got a feel to it.
00:40:35.000 Yeah.
00:40:37.000 There's a certain kind of mechanical brilliance to it that's really, really, It's incomparable, really.
00:40:44.000 It's very unique.
00:40:45.000 Yeah.
00:40:46.000 Well, there's something about those old cars, particularly the ones that don't have power steering.
00:40:51.000 You get a thrill out of them.
00:40:54.000 There's a weird thrill, even when you're not even driving fast.
00:40:57.000 Especially with a Porsche, when you have no power steering combined with front engine car, it sucks.
00:41:03.000 No power steering when the engine's in the back is okay, because the front of the car is pretty light, so you don't need too much muscle.
00:41:10.000 But the 911 steering is just super, super direct.
00:41:14.000 Yeah, it's super direct, and it's just, I don't know, man.
00:41:17.000 It just feels like a different thing you're doing.
00:41:20.000 I had a buddy that had a Volkswagen Bug growing up.
00:41:24.000 Didn't have a lot of power in it, but those Volkswagen bugs, those fucking things, like when you drive them around, they give you a little smile on your face.
00:41:32.000 Because you're driving like this little tiny thing that feels completely connected with the road.
00:41:38.000 It's not very capable.
00:41:39.000 No.
00:41:40.000 But it's like you're smiling when you drive one of those.
00:41:43.000 It's like you're in a little ride.
00:41:44.000 The ultimate Volkswagen is they're taking, in Germany, they take the buses, the micro buses, and they chop them down so they're compressed, and they put full Porsche floor pan drive train.
00:41:56.000 And so, remember that 996 turbo you had?
00:41:59.000 The all-wheel drive?
00:42:00.000 So they'll put that whole floor pan on a micro bus, and they'll go to track days and beat up on race cars.
00:42:08.000 It's crazy.
00:42:09.000 There, look.
00:42:10.000 Here's one.
00:42:10.000 Seriously, look.
00:42:11.000 That is so crazy.
00:42:12.000 Look, 530 horsepower Porsche 993 bi-turbo powered Volkswagen microbus.
00:42:17.000 That is so crazy.
00:42:18.000 Look at the rear window.
00:42:19.000 See the intake on the rear window there?
00:42:20.000 That's so crazy.
00:42:22.000 And that's on a racetrack.
00:42:23.000 Oh my god.
00:42:25.000 And it probably weighs nothing, right?
00:42:27.000 And I mean, look what happens.
00:42:27.000 Nothing.
00:42:29.000 God forbid you crash one of those.
00:42:34.000 Wow.
00:42:35.000 Yeah, there's crazy people out there.
00:42:36.000 I saw them taking VW bugs and put Porsche engines in them.
00:42:40.000 I know they've been doing that.
00:42:41.000 Yeah, well, the common one is the old 356 engines.
00:42:44.000 Yeah.
00:42:45.000 No, no, no.
00:42:46.000 I think someone was putting an older 911 engine in it.
00:42:49.000 Or a 912 engine.
00:42:50.000 912 engine.
00:42:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:42:51.000 The four-cylinder.
00:42:52.000 Four-cylinder, yeah.
00:42:54.000 912s are...
00:42:56.000 People are paying way too much money for them.
00:42:58.000 Really?
00:42:58.000 Stop it.
00:42:59.000 Yeah, they're like 30-40 thousand dollars.
00:43:02.000 They're so slow.
00:43:02.000 Really?
00:43:04.000 Yeah, that's a slow-ass car, right?
00:43:05.000 They're so slow, yeah.
00:43:06.000 Yeah.
00:43:08.000 You need to have, like, I get that it's about feel, and yeah, 912s have feel, but at a certain point, there has to be some pace associated with your sports car.
00:43:17.000 Now, when they made those cars, it was the same shell on the outside as a 911?
00:43:21.000 Yeah, yeah, they just, like, decontented it, you know, cheapened everything, and then put the old engine in it.
00:43:28.000 And like put a crazy 993 engine in it and do all the suspension, it would still be a 912. Isn't that weird?
00:43:36.000 There's people that convert 912s sort of into 911s all the time.
00:43:40.000 Yeah, but people know.
00:43:42.000 Yeah, all the people who care know.
00:43:43.000 But that's what's so crazy about it, is that essentially it's the same good stuff as a 911, what it looks like on the outside.
00:43:52.000 But do the numbers match?
00:43:53.000 That's the thing.
00:43:54.000 But isn't it weird?
00:43:54.000 The difference with Porsche people, I mean, the difference between $40,000 and $400,000 will be the most minute, insignificant bullshit.
00:44:05.000 Oh, this one was delivered with, you know, leather-covered vents and a leather-covered fuse box and a fucking fuchsia steering wheel, and it had the lightweight glass.
00:44:16.000 So that one's $400,000 and that one's $40,000.
00:44:20.000 I mean, that's really what it is.
00:44:21.000 It's the only...
00:44:22.000 Muscle cars, you know, same thing.
00:44:23.000 This was one of four delivered in plum crazy and an automatic transmission on a Tuesday with a white roof and a cum stain in the backseat from the factory.
00:44:33.000 I love those auctions where you see the greed in people's eyes just going off.
00:44:38.000 The funny thing is when people get in a bidding war and overpay for something by 40 grand and still feel like they won.
00:44:45.000 Yeah.
00:44:46.000 They feel like they scored.
00:44:47.000 I don't give a...
00:44:47.000 As long as that motherfucker didn't get it.
00:44:49.000 I went to Barrett-Jackson for the first time ever this year.
00:44:51.000 I had to see it in person.
00:44:53.000 It's a shit show.
00:44:54.000 Is it?
00:44:54.000 It's an absolute shit show.
00:44:56.000 It's crazy.
00:44:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:57.000 And, you know, it's in Scottsdale.
00:45:02.000 But Barrett-Jackson itself, what they don't show you on TV, is that you can buy anything there.
00:45:09.000 Like, you can buy...
00:45:11.000 They had...
00:45:14.000 Jet turbine-powered fan boats that you could buy.
00:45:20.000 It's like the auction, and then a mile of swap-meaty shit.
00:45:25.000 And you could buy custom-made cowboy boots, and Tempur-Pedic beds, and home furnishings, and terrible art, and watches, and massage chairs.
00:45:37.000 Anything you could think of.
00:45:38.000 It was just such a...
00:45:41.000 Like, sea of commerce.
00:45:44.000 And there's, like, a lot of cars that don't make TV that are either amazing or very, very sad in their own way.
00:45:44.000 Damn.
00:45:52.000 What do you have to do to get in there?
00:45:54.000 Is there, like, a qualification thing?
00:45:56.000 To just walk in?
00:45:58.000 No, to set a car in there.
00:45:59.000 Oh, you just go on their website and apply to sell a car.
00:46:02.000 I think...
00:46:04.000 I think they're happy to take your money and try and sell your car.
00:46:07.000 I don't think there's any restrictions.
00:46:09.000 So what would stop a guy like Eric Andre from going there with a Pinto?
00:46:15.000 I mean, I don't know.
00:46:16.000 I don't think anything other than someone figuring out the joke before he did it, but I don't think much.
00:46:22.000 I think he could probably do it.
00:46:23.000 But for the most part, it's people that are pretty serious about cars.
00:46:26.000 It was a lot of dealers.
00:46:28.000 It was a lot more dealers that seemed like they were selling to each other in terms of the actual buying and the selling.
00:46:34.000 But yeah, I mean, there's a lot of NASCAR jackets out there.
00:46:38.000 A lot of NASCAR jackets.
00:46:40.000 And then you see they have some of the higher-end auctions, too, which sort of resemble the Pebble Beachy ones.
00:46:44.000 Do you still have that crazy Corvette?
00:46:46.000 Sold it.
00:46:47.000 I have a crazy Mustang now.
00:46:49.000 What'd you get?
00:46:50.000 It's a Fox Body.
00:46:52.000 It's on the cover of Car Craft this month.
00:46:54.000 And it's in Speed Hunters as well.
00:46:56.000 It did a great article in it in Speed Hunters.
00:46:58.000 That is a ridiculous car.
00:46:59.000 It's awesome.
00:47:00.000 I heard Rutledge on your show and you guys were shitting on Fox Bodies.
00:47:04.000 You or him called it like the worst piece of shit ever.
00:47:06.000 Fuck you, Rut.
00:47:07.000 Why'd you decide to soup up that car?
00:47:10.000 Because it was a car I wanted in high school but couldn't have.
00:47:14.000 It's the high school reliving car.
00:47:17.000 Oh, well, over the top.
00:47:19.000 Imagine pulling up to high school with that thing.
00:47:21.000 If you go back in a time machine.
00:47:23.000 Bro, I went to my actual 10-year high school reunion in an orange Lamborghini as a goof, and there was literally not a single soul outside when I parked it up front.
00:47:34.000 Zero people saw it.
00:47:35.000 Arrival.
00:47:36.000 It couldn't have been more wasted.
00:47:38.000 Shit.
00:47:39.000 Isn't that funny?
00:47:40.000 That's what you want in a car like that.
00:47:41.000 It's like 80% arrival.
00:47:43.000 Yeah.
00:47:43.000 Yeah.
00:47:44.000 100% arrival.
00:47:45.000 100%.
00:47:46.000 Pulling up and getting out.
00:47:47.000 If they see the Lamborghini...
00:47:48.000 There's my Mustang.
00:47:49.000 If you see the Lamborghini on the way out of the reunion, it's really lame.
00:47:53.000 It just was not the best looking year.
00:47:57.000 I have the Notchback.
00:47:57.000 No, look.
00:47:59.000 And the Notchback is better.
00:48:00.000 Mine was a police car.
00:48:02.000 Yeah, it was a highway patrol car.
00:48:02.000 Was it?
00:48:04.000 Wow.
00:48:05.000 See, that's the notch back there.
00:48:07.000 It was cheaper to get those.
00:48:07.000 Yeah.
00:48:09.000 I remember you could get the 5.0 engine with that.
00:48:12.000 Right, in the lat.
00:48:13.000 And the point of that is the police cars were the lightest ones.
00:48:16.000 So no air conditioning, no sunroof, no fog lights, no power windows, no power door locks.
00:48:22.000 That was the lightest V8-powered Mustang ever made.
00:48:22.000 Really?
00:48:26.000 Look at my interior.
00:48:27.000 That's legit!
00:48:28.000 I love crazy fabrics so much.
00:48:28.000 Wow.
00:48:31.000 That interior is badass.
00:48:33.000 It's Cholo fantastic.
00:48:34.000 I actually like it.
00:48:36.000 I thought I would hate that.
00:48:37.000 No, it's like 70s outdoor patio furniture.
00:48:40.000 Keep that image back up there, Jamie.
00:48:42.000 I like the...
00:48:43.000 We're getting Joe an interior today.
00:48:45.000 I don't know.
00:48:46.000 I could never go like that.
00:48:47.000 The gauges, man.
00:48:47.000 Just leave that there.
00:48:49.000 Everything you did there.
00:48:50.000 Porsche-style steering wheel.
00:48:52.000 I love it.
00:48:52.000 I love that.
00:48:52.000 Protopo.
00:48:53.000 I love the shifters.
00:48:54.000 Is that a Hurst?
00:48:55.000 Yeah, a Hurst shifter.
00:48:56.000 And then the center tray in between the Recaro seats is from a 73 Mercedes 280. Wow.
00:49:02.000 And then the pattern came from Modern Fabrics, and it's like an outdoor patio furniture fabric.
00:49:08.000 So it's like UV-resistant and spill-resistant.
00:49:11.000 What are those wheels?
00:49:12.000 Jamie, click on those wheels on the right-hand side.
00:49:15.000 What are the wheels?
00:49:16.000 I have a, it's called, they're a HRE RS 105s, which is a three-piece forged wheel.
00:49:23.000 And I'm running 295 tires at all four corners.
00:49:27.000 So they're 18 by 10 and a half at all four corners.
00:49:31.000 They're awesome wheels.
00:49:32.000 That must handle amazing.
00:49:34.000 Oh, it sticks so...
00:49:35.000 It sticks like a GT3. It turns in so hard.
00:49:37.000 And I'm running...
00:49:38.000 The tires are Sport Cup 2s, which are like the GT3 tires.
00:49:42.000 And what does this car weigh, you think?
00:49:44.000 3110 wet.
00:49:45.000 Wow.
00:49:46.000 So it's pretty good.
00:49:47.000 It's got really good brakes, really good handling.
00:49:51.000 It's medium fast.
00:49:52.000 It's about 350 horsepower, so it's quick enough.
00:49:56.000 Are you going to leave the engine the way it is?
00:49:58.000 Well, it has a crate motor in it.
00:50:00.000 Right.
00:50:01.000 Which it could use some more.
00:50:03.000 It could use a little more.
00:50:05.000 And so if I keep the car long term, I'm gonna take out that engine and put in the GT350 engine.
00:50:13.000 If I keep the car long term.
00:50:16.000 How many horsepower is a GT3? 525. But it revs to 8200. That's what it's really about.
00:50:22.000 Yeah.
00:50:22.000 No, I heard one of those in a video.
00:50:25.000 It's the greatest.
00:50:26.000 I was like, that doesn't sound anything like a Mustang.
00:50:27.000 It doesn't.
00:50:28.000 It sounds like something more Italian, almost.
00:50:31.000 Yeah.
00:50:31.000 I was going to say like a Ferrari, almost.
00:50:33.000 Yeah.
00:50:33.000 Well, they do a different firing order, and they also...
00:50:36.000 I think it's...
00:50:37.000 Someone's going to harry me if that's wrong.
00:50:39.000 But the flat plane crank changes the sound.
00:50:42.000 GT350 exhaust.
00:50:44.000 2018 GT350. It's pretty glorious.
00:50:48.000 Yeah.
00:50:48.000 Well, I'm terrified that they're going to come out with that GT500 and I'm going to fall in love.
00:50:54.000 It could happen.
00:50:54.000 I'm going to fall in love.
00:50:55.000 It could happen.
00:50:58.000 It has a very, uh...
00:51:00.000 Yeah.
00:51:03.000 Yeah, that sounds amazing.
00:51:05.000 Yeah.
00:51:05.000 I think you have one of my videos open in the background, Jamie, because I'm hearing double.
00:51:09.000 God damn it, Jamie.
00:51:11.000 You son of a bitch.
00:51:13.000 Listen, but...
00:51:14.000 Look at that.
00:51:17.000 Oh, that sounds so good.
00:51:18.000 Yeah, it's very unlike anything else on the road.
00:51:21.000 Very distinctive.
00:51:22.000 So that's one of the most special engines.
00:51:27.000 How happy is that car?
00:51:32.000 3700 pounds.
00:51:34.000 They're all heavy.
00:51:35.000 Why can't anybody figure that out?
00:51:37.000 Because people want features.
00:51:39.000 People want features.
00:51:40.000 Right.
00:51:41.000 Everybody, though.
00:51:42.000 Some people don't want that.
00:51:44.000 That's why people like you and I are so fascinated by something like Singer.
00:51:47.000 We don't want to spend that kind of money.
00:51:49.000 You can't have light and cheap and fast.
00:51:52.000 You gotta pick one.
00:51:54.000 If you want light and cheap, it's your Miata.
00:51:56.000 You know?
00:51:57.000 You can't have a...
00:51:58.000 If they had a 3,000 pound Mustang that had the features that people demand from a modern car, it would be $200,000.
00:52:07.000 You'd have a Ferrari, you know?
00:52:10.000 Yeah, but even Ferraris aren't that light anymore.
00:52:12.000 That's true.
00:52:13.000 That's true.
00:52:14.000 What is the lightest thing you could buy?
00:52:16.000 Like a Porsche Boxster?
00:52:18.000 There's the Lotus Evora.
00:52:22.000 Evora 410 is under 3,000 pounds, I think, which is a really, really, really, really nice car.
00:52:28.000 I drove that little one, the little Lotus.
00:52:30.000 The Exige?
00:52:31.000 Yeah, I drove that a few years back.
00:52:33.000 The Evora doesn't beat you up like that does.
00:52:35.000 It didn't have any horsepower, though.
00:52:37.000 The Evora 410 has a lot.
00:52:38.000 The other one.
00:52:39.000 No, not the Evora.
00:52:41.000 The Exige.
00:52:41.000 The one where it doesn't have any floor panels, doesn't have anything.
00:52:45.000 I was like, this is kind of interesting.
00:52:47.000 Because it's like a little go-kart.
00:52:50.000 That's Lotus's thing, yeah.
00:52:52.000 So that's what I drove.
00:52:53.000 That's the Evora Sport 410. I just drove that, and it's really, really good.
00:52:57.000 Yeah, it's really nice.
00:52:58.000 And that's also a manual transmission.
00:53:00.000 It is, yeah.
00:53:01.000 It's a supercharged Camry engine, believe it or not.
00:53:04.000 Really?
00:53:05.000 Yeah.
00:53:05.000 How many horsepower?
00:53:06.000 410. Supercharged Camry engine.
00:53:08.000 That's a beautiful car, man.
00:53:10.000 It's really good looking, and it's got a titanium exhaust.
00:53:14.000 God, that's so unique.
00:53:16.000 You know, in a sea of 911s, it does stand out.
00:53:20.000 Wow.
00:53:20.000 You would like that car, I think.
00:53:22.000 God damn it.
00:53:22.000 That would be a good one for you.
00:53:24.000 Like you need another one.
00:53:25.000 That's a pretty car too, but that's the other one.
00:53:27.000 That's the lease, yeah.
00:53:28.000 Yeah, the lease is the one that I drove, that gray one that you just clicked on, Jamie.
00:53:31.000 I drove that.
00:53:32.000 That's a beautiful looking car, but it's got no balls.
00:53:35.000 No.
00:53:35.000 I was so stunned.
00:53:36.000 I was like, this is crazy how slow this is.
00:53:39.000 You might have driven the smaller engine one.
00:53:42.000 They made some that were a little faster.
00:53:43.000 Really?
00:53:44.000 Yeah, the base one was like 180 horsepower, and then they go up to 260 or 280. But there's something thrilling about it.
00:53:51.000 Oh, it's like driving a flea.
00:53:52.000 Yeah.
00:53:53.000 How much does that thing weigh, you think?
00:53:55.000 2,500 or something.
00:53:57.000 It's light.
00:53:58.000 It's very light.
00:53:59.000 Yeah, it's nothing.
00:54:00.000 And it's beautiful.
00:54:01.000 They just make beautiful cars.
00:54:02.000 Those Lotuses are...
00:54:04.000 They will be $30,000 used cars until the end of time.
00:54:08.000 The release.
00:54:09.000 Yeah.
00:54:09.000 It's absolutely bottomed out at 30 grand, and you can buy them and sell them at 30 grand all day.
00:54:14.000 Isn't it funny how cars were worth almost nothing and then like a 73 RS America.
00:54:21.000 It wasn't an RS America.
00:54:23.000 No, just an RS. An RS. 73 RS is worth like a million dollars now.
00:54:26.000 Yeah.
00:54:27.000 It used to be worth $20,000 just a few years ago.
00:54:30.000 Like how did that happen?
00:54:31.000 I remember I saw those for sale.
00:54:33.000 And someone was saying, this is the perfect Porsche.
00:54:36.000 It's not the most powerful.
00:54:37.000 It's only like 225 horsepower or something like that.
00:54:40.000 But it's so light and so fun to drive.
00:54:42.000 And I was like, get the fuck out of here with 225 horsepower.
00:54:45.000 Well, it's like, you know, the world has become more...
00:54:48.000 Automated, right?
00:54:49.000 Everything is faster, more efficient, but less involved and less mechanical.
00:54:54.000 And at the same time, you've got, especially with Porsche, a younger audience, a very wealthy audience that has really decided to use the older collector cars as a currency that you can drive and investments.
00:55:11.000 There's a lot of rich people out there right now.
00:55:14.000 And they're not making any more 1973, 9-11s.
00:55:17.000 That's one of the things that people have a real problem with Singer, is they're taking those cars and they're chopping them the fuck up.
00:55:22.000 They're taking a 964 and just...
00:55:27.000 Chopping the shit out of that bitch!
00:55:28.000 Yeah, they're taking a $100,000 car and turning it into a $500,000 car that if you can get on the list and get one and you take it home, it's immediately worth $700,000 on the open market.
00:55:40.000 I bet, right?
00:55:40.000 Because people don't want to wait a year.
00:55:41.000 The flipper market for a singer, it's like, name your price.
00:55:44.000 Name your price.
00:55:45.000 If you wanted to get a singer made, how many years is even his waiting list?
00:55:49.000 Two years, three years?
00:55:49.000 Pfft!
00:55:51.000 So two years, three years for waiting less than a year to make the car.
00:55:54.000 Yeah.
00:55:54.000 And they're making it by hand with carbon fiber.
00:55:58.000 Yeah.
00:55:59.000 It's crazy.
00:56:00.000 I've seen the videos of people visiting the factory.
00:56:03.000 It's not far from here.
00:56:04.000 You should go.
00:56:05.000 I should go, but I'm scared.
00:56:06.000 I don't want to go in there.
00:56:07.000 I'll introduce you.
00:56:08.000 Don't do it.
00:56:09.000 Don't do it.
00:56:09.000 I'll start doing numbers in my head.
00:56:12.000 And then there's a whole cut.
00:56:15.000 Singer, I think, not to dwell on Singer so much, but they opened the door for a...
00:56:21.000 A sub-industry below them that's doing $200,000, you know, builds that are like halfway to Singer.
00:56:30.000 For most people, that's probably like, yeah, that's what I'm looking for.
00:56:33.000 For most people, that's really fucking excessive.
00:56:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:56:35.000 Most people.
00:56:36.000 I bought, you know, I'm doing this Safari thing, but I bought my 87 Carrera and it's stock, and I almost didn't want to start modifying it because it was just such a nice thing to drive around.
00:56:46.000 Yeah.
00:56:47.000 It was just lovely.
00:56:48.000 Well, that's recent enough to...
00:56:51.000 Where they have good brakes, and it's a super light car.
00:56:56.000 80s is good.
00:56:57.000 I think what's great, there's a series of shows now called Radwood.
00:57:03.000 Radwood?
00:57:04.000 Yeah, it's a car show for 80s and 90s cars.
00:57:07.000 It's fucking great, dude.
00:57:08.000 It's great, because these are cars you can drive.
00:57:11.000 They have air conditioning, they have reasonably modern whatever.
00:57:15.000 You could just start them up and drive them.
00:57:17.000 Dude, it's like...
00:57:19.000 Old 80s Benz's and just this great, great scene of 80s and 90s cars at Radwin.
00:57:26.000 They've got a bunch of shows around, come out and say hi, I met a bunch of them.
00:57:30.000 But, you know, people like my age, I'm 36, are seeing these cars as collectible now, and it's going to usher in a new market.
00:57:38.000 Dude, there's a lot of good investments to be made in 80s and 90s cars right now.
00:57:43.000 Wow.
00:57:43.000 Really?
00:57:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:44.000 You know what I have?
00:57:44.000 Yeah.
00:57:46.000 That's crazy.
00:57:47.000 These are good-looking cars.
00:57:48.000 Dude, this is like an 86 Acura Legend that looks mint.
00:57:54.000 A buddy of mine had an Acura Legend just like that.
00:57:57.000 He loved that thing.
00:57:58.000 My first car was an 87. Was it an 87 Legend?
00:58:01.000 That's a great car.
00:58:02.000 You know, one car that I had that I wish I didn't get rid of?
00:58:04.000 Look at that Prelude.
00:58:05.000 It's so clean.
00:58:06.000 I had the last year of the NSX. Oh, really?
00:58:09.000 Yeah, with the headlights fixed, the fixed headlights.
00:58:09.000 The 02?
00:58:13.000 You shouldn't have gotten rid of it.
00:58:14.000 Shouldn't have gotten rid of it.
00:58:14.000 It's a big dollar car right now.
00:58:16.000 It's a hot item.
00:58:16.000 I loved it.
00:58:17.000 I loved it, too.
00:58:18.000 That was a light-ass car.
00:58:19.000 I don't know what those things weighed.
00:58:21.000 28, 29. I'll tell you what, if you like that car, that Lotus 410 I just showed you, you would love that.
00:58:28.000 Really?
00:58:28.000 That is the new version of that car.
00:58:31.000 Really?
00:58:31.000 Yep.
00:58:32.000 I don't know if I want the new version, though.
00:58:34.000 I think I like the old version.
00:58:35.000 That's the thing.
00:58:36.000 No, no, the new version feels like the old version, but with, like, Bluetooth.
00:58:40.000 Oh, with Bluetooth.
00:58:42.000 Yeah.
00:58:43.000 And your basics.
00:58:44.000 There it is.
00:58:44.000 Right there.
00:58:45.000 Fuck, that was a great car.
00:58:46.000 So light.
00:58:47.000 They're very, and they're durable.
00:58:49.000 You can drive them.
00:58:50.000 Yeah.
00:58:50.000 People put miles on them.
00:58:51.000 It's a Honda.
00:58:52.000 I mean, how did they figure it out so much better than the Americans did when it came to reliability?
00:58:52.000 Yeah.
00:58:58.000 Well, they just built a light car and then put their Accord engine in it, pretty much.
00:59:02.000 Yeah, but I mean all their cars.
00:59:04.000 Oh.
00:59:04.000 I mean, you go through across the board.
00:59:06.000 We were talking earlier about Land Cruisers.
00:59:08.000 That's like got to be one of the most reliable cars in the history of the free world.
00:59:11.000 Yeah.
00:59:12.000 Why the fuck are they so good at that and most companies, like American companies, during that same age?
00:59:18.000 Like, you get a 1990s Ford.
00:59:20.000 It's terrible.
00:59:20.000 No, I know.
00:59:21.000 Good luck if that thing's still running.
00:59:22.000 Right, yeah, I know.
00:59:23.000 But 1995 Land Cruisers are driving through Africa right now.
00:59:26.000 Land Cruisers are an interesting example specifically because I went on the press launch for a Land Cruiser, so I know this.
00:59:33.000 Most cars are built to a 10-year service life.
00:59:38.000 The Land Cruiser is built to a 25-year service life.
00:59:41.000 The Land Cruiser's parts are almost 100% unique to Land Cruiser.
00:59:46.000 They share very few parts with anything else in Toyota's lineup.
00:59:50.000 And that's why you look at, you go, oh, it's a full-size SUV. Why is this thing $90,000?
00:59:54.000 Because everything on it is industrial-grade shit, designed to last twice as long as like any other car.
01:00:01.000 Yeah, it seems like when you drive it went too.
01:00:04.000 Absolute tanks.
01:00:04.000 Tanks.
01:00:06.000 And they're over-engineered.
01:00:08.000 But I think in the 80s and 90s, I think the Japanese design and production philosophy was just so far beyond where we were.
01:00:17.000 Yeah, we were making shit during those years.
01:00:20.000 Garbage.
01:00:20.000 Absolutely.
01:00:21.000 I mean, I have an 88 Mustang, you just saw.
01:00:24.000 I have an 87 Porsche, and I had a 1990 Nissan Skyline GTR. The Porsche and the fucking Skyline are same time, same time period.
01:00:35.000 They're spaceships compared to the hunk of shit that is my Mustang.
01:00:41.000 Those Skylines are badass, man.
01:00:43.000 They're awesome.
01:00:44.000 Skylines are super cool.
01:00:45.000 I sold it, but I doubled up in six months, though.
01:00:45.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:00:49.000 They're hot.
01:00:49.000 Well, think about what they did with the GT-R. When Nissan came out with the GT-R. The newest one, yeah.
01:00:56.000 Dude, I've only driven one of those twice.
01:00:58.000 But one time when I drove one, the most remarkable thing about it was I was taking a turn to hit an off-ramp, and I was like a little late.
01:01:06.000 I was like, oh, that's the light.
01:01:07.000 I gotta change lanes.
01:01:08.000 And it just went like this, crossed the lanes, zip.
01:01:11.000 Like nothing.
01:01:12.000 There was no lean.
01:01:13.000 There was nothing.
01:01:14.000 It just defied physics.
01:01:16.000 Yeah.
01:01:17.000 I was like, this thing's crazy.
01:01:19.000 It's calculating how much mass is leaning this way and adjusting to flatten everything out electronically.
01:01:25.000 So actually, the new Acura NSX, that's like the supercar-y one, it's like $150,000, does that same thing that the GT-R did in 2009, but it does it much more seamlessly so you think you did it.
01:01:40.000 Really?
01:01:41.000 Yeah.
01:01:42.000 That awesome driving that just happened?
01:01:44.000 In the GTR, you're like, wow, the GTR is doing all this awesome shit.
01:01:48.000 In the NSX, you're like, I'm a fucking hero.
01:01:52.000 Because it's so seamless.
01:01:55.000 The GTR, it's a mechanical all-wheel drive system with these clutch packs and whatever.
01:02:00.000 So you can hear it clunk-clunk-clunking around and moving power and doing all this shit.
01:02:04.000 The NSX is rear-wheel drive gas engine.
01:02:09.000 And then electric motors in the front wheel.
01:02:11.000 So it can do all kinds of funky shit with the front wheels.
01:02:15.000 The two wheels can be going completely different speeds from each other.
01:02:18.000 It's completely independent of what's happening at the back.
01:02:20.000 It's all these computer algorithms, but it's magic front end.
01:02:25.000 It's front end that cannot happen within the constraints of like normal rotational physics.
01:02:31.000 Whoa!
01:02:32.000 Yeah.
01:02:33.000 Dude, you should work for Acura.
01:02:35.000 I should sell cars.
01:02:38.000 You got my dick hard for an NSX. It's a good buy right now.
01:02:42.000 People don't want them.
01:02:43.000 They're cheap.
01:02:43.000 Why?
01:02:44.000 I don't know.
01:02:44.000 Because they're not like the old one, like you said.
01:02:46.000 You want the old one.
01:02:47.000 People want it to stick and simple and it's complicated.
01:02:51.000 But if people were looking for a double clutch supercar, that seems to be a really good bargain.
01:02:55.000 It's a great looking car.
01:02:56.000 It is.
01:02:57.000 I had one for a week and it was awesome.
01:03:00.000 Awesome.
01:03:00.000 And apparently the power seems very accessible.
01:03:04.000 Right?
01:03:06.000 Sorry, I'm very thirsty.
01:03:07.000 It's very forgiving and very easy to drive, and it makes you feel like Mario Andretti.
01:03:13.000 I hope they don't not make them anymore.
01:03:16.000 I get paranoid.
01:03:17.000 I think they've got to make them for a bit.
01:03:18.000 They've committed, but I think you should buy one if you think you might like one.
01:03:22.000 I felt a tinge of responsibility when the Viper went out of business that I never bought a Viper because they're so preposterous.
01:03:28.000 It's such a preposterous car.
01:03:30.000 It is.
01:03:30.000 Like, I thought about getting one of those ACRs with the wings and the vented hoods and stuff like that.
01:03:34.000 I'm like, just because it's such a douchebag car.
01:03:37.000 Yeah.
01:03:38.000 But it seems like if you were to list off, like, the checkboxes of things that you personally enjoy, it seems like it does actually tick most of those boxes.
01:03:45.000 It's in there.
01:03:46.000 It's in the wheelhouse.
01:03:46.000 Yeah, aside from totally looking like a penis.
01:03:48.000 Besides that, it really ticks the rest of the box.
01:03:50.000 Yeah, it looks like Godzilla's dick.
01:03:52.000 It looks like this sort of, like, super space-age automatronic.
01:03:56.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:03:56.000 It's very shredder.
01:03:57.000 But it's so American, too.
01:03:59.000 It's such a ridiculous thing to build.
01:04:01.000 Well, what's so American about it is that rather than, you know, Porsche developing this insane gearbox, you know, that can shift in a microsecond and Nissan doing this crazy fucking all-wheel drive system and, you know, whoever Acura doing their torque vectoring electric motors,
01:04:19.000 Viper's just like...
01:04:20.000 More downforce.
01:04:21.000 You know, we don't know.
01:04:23.000 Manual gearbox.
01:04:24.000 Just, yeah, just more downforce.
01:04:25.000 Develop the stickiest tire you can find.
01:04:27.000 Here, you can pop these things out and get even more downforce.
01:04:30.000 And that's, like, the whole thing.
01:04:32.000 Yeah, the whole thing.
01:04:33.000 Just wings.
01:04:33.000 Just put wings on it, and that'll be fine.
01:04:36.000 But meanwhile, they brought it to every racetrack, and every racetrack they were breaking records.
01:04:41.000 Yeah.
01:04:41.000 It's crazy.
01:04:42.000 Yeah, it's the most American thing ever.
01:04:44.000 Yeah.
01:04:44.000 Fuck y'all, I just bought a bigger gun.
01:04:46.000 Exactly.
01:04:47.000 Fuck it.
01:04:48.000 The biggest.50 caliber machine gun ever.
01:04:50.000 Desert Eagle, 5.0, yeah.
01:04:52.000 It's America!
01:04:54.000 Big ol' American dick.
01:04:55.000 It's super America.
01:04:56.000 Yeah, but then they stopped making them.
01:04:58.000 I'm sad.
01:04:59.000 Well, because America isn't necessarily commercially viable sometimes.
01:05:02.000 Oh, come on.
01:05:03.000 The age of Trump.
01:05:04.000 I think you can bring it back.
01:05:05.000 Bring it back.
01:05:07.000 Vipers for everybody.
01:05:08.000 Vipers for everybody.
01:05:09.000 Every coal miner gets a viper.
01:05:13.000 A job and a Viper for every coal miner.
01:05:15.000 It's the most preposterous American car, would you agree?
01:05:18.000 Well, we have some preposterous vehicles here in America.
01:05:22.000 I mean, the fact that you can get a pickup truck version of an Escalade is pretty funny.
01:05:28.000 They do that still?
01:05:30.000 I think they may have stopped.
01:05:31.000 I think I may have stepped on my own joke.
01:05:33.000 That's okay.
01:05:34.000 Let's see.
01:05:35.000 Preposterous?
01:05:36.000 Yeah, it's up there.
01:05:39.000 The Ford GT is pretty preposterous in a very good way.
01:05:43.000 That's a super car, though.
01:05:45.000 It's extremely super.
01:05:47.000 Is John Cena in trouble for selling his Ford GT? I don't think so.
01:05:52.000 I don't think the contract is enforceable.
01:05:54.000 You don't think so?
01:05:55.000 I'm just going by what I've read.
01:05:57.000 Tell people what the story is.
01:05:58.000 So, to get one of the new Ford GTs, It's what's called a homologation race car.
01:06:05.000 So they wanted to go win the 24 Hours of Le Mans in a certain class, the LMGTE class.
01:06:11.000 In order to race in that class, it has to be a street car.
01:06:16.000 So you have to build a certain number of street cars.
01:06:18.000 You can't just build a dedicated race car.
01:06:20.000 That would be called the prototype class.
01:06:23.000 So they had to build, I think the number is 499. It's 400 and something, 450, 499, whatever it is.
01:06:29.000 Ford decides that the demand will outstrip the supply, and rather than highest biddering or whatever, they make you apply.
01:06:38.000 So you have to be a social media star or a celebrity or someone.
01:06:45.000 You had to tell them why you should have a Ford GT and what you were going to do with it and how you were going to share your Ford GT with the world.
01:06:53.000 And then they would decide...
01:06:55.000 That you had earned the right to buy their $450,000 car.
01:07:00.000 Jesus.
01:07:01.000 And it came with a contract that you couldn't sell it for two years.
01:07:04.000 They didn't want people flipping them.
01:07:06.000 Right.
01:07:06.000 Which, apparently, is exactly what John Cena went and did.
01:07:10.000 It seems like that guy must be so fucking rich.
01:07:15.000 Like, why would he violate the contract for a couple hundred grand?
01:07:20.000 I've never met John Cena.
01:07:21.000 Is he huge?
01:07:22.000 Is he a very huge person?
01:07:24.000 He's enormous.
01:07:25.000 How huge is he?
01:07:25.000 He's so enormous.
01:07:27.000 Well, he's just enormous, like width.
01:07:29.000 I bet he's probably only like 6'3 or 6'4.
01:07:32.000 If he's 6'4, he can't fit in it.
01:07:34.000 So if he took delivery and can't fit in it, that's probably why he would get rid of it rather than sit on it for two years.
01:07:39.000 Find out how tall Mr. Cena is.
01:07:41.000 I'm 6'2 and my head hit the ceiling.
01:07:44.000 Oh, that's probably exactly what it is.
01:07:45.000 He's probably 6'2", at least.
01:07:46.000 He seems like a guy who should be even longer and taller than he is because he's so thick.
01:07:52.000 It's almost like they chopped off a foot of his arms in every place.
01:07:56.000 That's funny.
01:07:57.000 He's a giant, but his wrists are like fucking tree trunks.
01:07:59.000 Hilarious.
01:08:00.000 6'2".
01:08:02.000 It'd be close.
01:08:03.000 It'd be close.
01:08:04.000 Six foot two or six foot?
01:08:05.000 Six foot 250 pounds.
01:08:07.000 Oh, wow.
01:08:08.000 He's shorter than I thought.
01:08:08.000 He's shorter than I thought.
01:08:09.000 Well, I don't know why he sold it, but he did.
01:08:11.000 Well, maybe even for him.
01:08:12.000 If it's two inches for you, maybe he felt squashed in there.
01:08:14.000 Look, I drove it for one day.
01:08:16.000 I don't know what kind of sacrifices to buy it.
01:08:19.000 Short little fuck like me might be a good car.
01:08:21.000 Be good for you.
01:08:22.000 So the seat is fixed, and the pedals and steering wheel are adjustable.
01:08:26.000 You can't adjust the seat.
01:08:27.000 How bizarre.
01:08:28.000 Yeah.
01:08:28.000 The pedals come to you?
01:08:30.000 Yeah.
01:08:30.000 I don't think I like that.
01:08:31.000 That's what you gotta do, man.
01:08:33.000 It's what you have to do.
01:08:33.000 Because the shape of the car dictates.
01:08:36.000 The seat back angles a bit.
01:08:38.000 But can't you just make the seat slide, put the seat on some rollers?
01:08:41.000 It isn't like a seat.
01:08:42.000 No, you can't.
01:08:43.000 The car is so low.
01:08:44.000 A seat rail is like inches.
01:08:47.000 Precious inches.
01:08:48.000 Precious inches.
01:08:49.000 Yeah.
01:08:49.000 Dude, the roof is 43 inches from the ground.
01:08:52.000 That's like this.
01:08:53.000 Whoa.
01:08:53.000 That's the roof?
01:08:54.000 It's so low.
01:08:55.000 It's that low?
01:08:56.000 It's 43 inches.
01:08:57.000 It's from the roof to the ground.
01:08:58.000 That's crazy.
01:08:59.000 Yeah.
01:08:59.000 Compared to all the car...
01:09:01.000 It won Le Mans, by the way, in the year it was supposed to.
01:09:03.000 Wow.
01:09:04.000 You park it next to a 911. A 911 is like six inches taller than one of these things.
01:09:10.000 Whoa.
01:09:10.000 That makes a really big difference in the 24 hours of Le Mans.
01:09:13.000 Oh, sure.
01:09:13.000 You're talking 200 mile an hour straightaway speeds.
01:09:16.000 That's a huge difference.
01:09:17.000 Yeah.
01:09:18.000 So they've designed the car...
01:09:20.000 Without seat rails to get everything even further down, you know?
01:09:24.000 It's a dope looking car.
01:09:25.000 I saw one that was black with red stripes.
01:09:27.000 That was the press car.
01:09:28.000 That was the one I was driving around.
01:09:30.000 Leno's got the same color, too.
01:09:31.000 God, that's a pretty car.
01:09:32.000 It's gangster.
01:09:33.000 That's a pretty car.
01:09:34.000 It's carbon fiber wheels, which are lovely.
01:09:38.000 Carbon fiber wheels.
01:09:40.000 So there's two kinds of weight in a car.
01:09:42.000 There's sprung weight and unsprung weight.
01:09:44.000 What's that mean?
01:09:45.000 So sprung weight is weight that is...
01:09:49.000 Most of what you think of as the car.
01:09:51.000 The engine, the body, anything that is sprung on the suspension.
01:09:57.000 Unsprung weight is weight on the car that is not sprung on the suspension.
01:10:00.000 So wheels, brake rotors, tires, suspension components that aren't sitting on the suspension, right?
01:10:08.000 So it's like a rough calculation, but like roughly one pound of unsprung weight Will translate the feeling of five pounds of sprung weight.
01:10:22.000 So meaning like if you are able to pull 20 pounds of unsprung weight out of your car, each wheel is five pounds lighter than a stock wheel, okay?
01:10:32.000 So you're now about 20 pounds unsprung weight out of your car, your car will feel like you pulled 100 pounds out of it.
01:10:38.000 And it will stop, start, accelerate, turn better than Commute totally.
01:10:45.000 It'll perform better in all areas.
01:10:47.000 So to go from a forged aluminum wheel, which is 23 or 24 or 25 pounds a wheel, to a carbon fiber wheel that's like 11 pounds a wheel, You're pulling so much unsprung weight out of the car,
01:11:04.000 it'll feel like, you know, swinging a baseball bat with a weight on it and then just throwing that weight away.
01:11:09.000 Wow.
01:11:10.000 Yeah.
01:11:11.000 Massive, massive, massive, massive, massive difference.
01:11:13.000 And the wheels are so expensive!
01:11:15.000 I would imagine.
01:11:16.000 Like, how many companies make carbon fiber wheels?
01:11:19.000 One.
01:11:19.000 One!
01:11:20.000 They're called Carbon Revolution and they're from Australia.
01:11:23.000 And do they only make them for the Ford GT? You can buy the wheels.
01:11:27.000 They have fitments for a few different cars.
01:11:29.000 Porsche GT3 is one.
01:11:32.000 And they make them for Ford.
01:11:34.000 Will you do me a favor, Jamie, and pull up the photo of that black Ford GT with the red stripes?
01:11:40.000 It's on my Instagram, if you have my Instagram handy, the one I drove.
01:11:44.000 Fuck, man.
01:11:45.000 It's an incredibly...
01:11:47.000 The road presence is just obscene.
01:11:49.000 And it makes noises that only...
01:11:52.000 Look at that thing.
01:11:53.000 God damn!
01:11:55.000 It makes noises that only race cars make.
01:11:58.000 There's a specific sound.
01:11:59.000 Like, you know the pops and crackles you get from most of these modern cars when they dump the fuel in the exhaust and shit?
01:12:05.000 It's cool, but it's a synthetic-y sound.
01:12:08.000 It's programmed.
01:12:10.000 This does that not programmed.
01:12:13.000 It's just like...
01:12:15.000 Fuel into header, bang!
01:12:17.000 Wow.
01:12:17.000 It's just so race car.
01:12:19.000 It's so nice.
01:12:20.000 And this goes for like $500,000?
01:12:22.000 Yeah, $450,000 if you can get one.
01:12:24.000 But you can't get one.
01:12:25.000 But you can't get one.
01:12:25.000 Unless you know John Cena.
01:12:26.000 I mean, the rumor is he got like over a million for his, but...
01:12:31.000 Oh, so somebody ordered...
01:12:32.000 Well, that makes sense.
01:12:33.000 He flipped it.
01:12:33.000 Yeah, he flipped it.
01:12:34.000 And so they're suing him.
01:12:36.000 Yeah, I read that it was thrown out.
01:12:39.000 They sued him for a breach of contract for selling it.
01:12:42.000 Yeah.
01:12:42.000 But he claims or claimed that the contract didn't say he couldn't sell it.
01:12:47.000 Oh.
01:12:49.000 So was it a verbal agreement or something?
01:12:51.000 Maybe it was one of those things they just hoped nobody would call him out on.
01:12:51.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:12:54.000 Maybe it's unenforceable.
01:12:56.000 How do they sell you something and then enforce that you can't sell the thing you bought?
01:13:00.000 You can't do that.
01:13:02.000 You literally can't do that.
01:13:03.000 I don't think that's enforceable.
01:13:04.000 I think once the contract is signed and you take possession of this object, that's yours.
01:13:09.000 To do whatever you want.
01:13:10.000 I think, morally, I completely agree.
01:13:12.000 This is America, motherfucker.
01:13:14.000 But Ford, fucking hats off.
01:13:16.000 You made a dope-ass car.
01:13:18.000 That thing's amazing.
01:13:19.000 It's extremely, extremely crazy.
01:13:21.000 God.
01:13:22.000 It really...
01:13:23.000 It's unlike anything else on the road, because even...
01:13:27.000 Even the very, very high-end supercars, you know, your Lamborghini Aventadors that are $400,000 and your V12 Ferraris and all that stuff, are fundamentally, they're road cars.
01:13:38.000 And even when they go racing with them, they sort of take the road car and modify it for racing.
01:13:43.000 This is so clearly a race car that they had to build some street cars, you know.
01:13:50.000 And it's fucking rocking.
01:13:50.000 Wow.
01:13:53.000 It looks amazing.
01:13:55.000 It's got an air brake on it.
01:13:56.000 What's that mean?
01:13:57.000 Go back to the rear picture.
01:13:59.000 Yeah, so the wing, the whole wing, that whole wing that goes across the back there, lifts up.
01:14:06.000 When you hit the brakes.
01:14:07.000 Well, when you start driving quick, it lifts up and becomes a wing wing.
01:14:11.000 And then when you hit the brakes, it flips up and becomes an actual air brake.
01:14:15.000 And it is extremely effective.
01:14:18.000 What it does is, you know, when you break, the car nosedives, it completely eliminates the dive.
01:14:18.000 I would imagine.
01:14:23.000 So the car just squats straight down.
01:14:26.000 It's wild.
01:14:26.000 Wow.
01:14:27.000 It's fucking gorgeous.
01:14:28.000 Yeah.
01:14:29.000 Are they going to keep making them?
01:14:30.000 I don't think so.
01:14:33.000 Why not, Ford?
01:14:34.000 If I had to guess, they'd lose money on every single one they make.
01:14:38.000 If I had to guess.
01:14:39.000 What kind of a bullshit war do we run in here?
01:14:41.000 I know.
01:14:42.000 Trump, I thought you were gonna fix all this.
01:14:44.000 I thought that was part of your platform.
01:14:46.000 That's what I heard.
01:14:48.000 It's gonna make American cars great again.
01:14:51.000 The car economy is such a global economy.
01:14:58.000 The Hellcats are built like in Canada.
01:15:03.000 We make BMW X5s in South Carolina.
01:15:07.000 Well, we make Ford Tundras in Texas.
01:15:11.000 Toyota Tundra?
01:15:12.000 Toyota Tundra, sorry.
01:15:14.000 Yeah, Toyotas make a couple different cars here in America, right?
01:15:17.000 Honda's make a couple cars in America.
01:15:18.000 I think Japanese automakers probably have at least as many auto workers in America as American car companies do.
01:15:25.000 This is definitely the same car I was driving.
01:15:27.000 Look at that thing.
01:15:29.000 God.
01:15:29.000 What is great is just the buttresses, like when it goes by, you can see right through the side of the car.
01:15:35.000 You can just see the air there between the tunnel and the pod.
01:15:38.000 That's so pretty.
01:15:39.000 Yeah.
01:15:40.000 That might be the best looking car I've ever seen.
01:15:42.000 It is so cool.
01:15:44.000 It is so fast.
01:15:46.000 As far as like American cars, that literally might be the best looking car I've ever seen.
01:15:51.000 I think if it's my money...
01:15:53.000 I would buy the older GT, the 2005 one, because I like the manual transmission.
01:15:58.000 Sure.
01:15:59.000 And I just think that was just one of the best cars ever made.
01:16:03.000 Do you ever drive one of those?
01:16:04.000 What's that like?
01:16:04.000 Yeah.
01:16:05.000 Really?
01:16:05.000 The best.
01:16:06.000 The best.
01:16:06.000 The best best.
01:16:07.000 Yeah, because this is a race car, and everything that comes with it.
01:16:11.000 That one, it was...
01:16:13.000 Road car and it was let's make the best road car we can make and so it wasn't a particularly successful race car but as a road car it was just glorious the ride and the power and The style and the sound and you know, it's they had to develop that car very quickly I think the last time I was on this show we were talking about four GT's and you know so everything's over built so you can run like double stock horsepower and you can run almost 280 miles an hour in the fucking mile and these things on stock aero and Well,
01:16:41.000 people do crazy shit with them, like put twin turbos in them and stuff.
01:16:44.000 That's not even that crazy.
01:16:46.000 It's expensive, but it's proven science at this point.
01:16:49.000 They're not breaking any new ground.
01:16:50.000 Yeah.
01:16:50.000 Wow.
01:16:51.000 It's actually because they're supercharged from the factory, right?
01:16:54.000 So they're meant to handle forced induction.
01:16:55.000 So the turbo system...
01:16:58.000 You take off the supercharger and the turbo system supplants it?
01:17:02.000 Is that the right word?
01:17:03.000 I don't know.
01:17:04.000 It runs more boost, but it's a very, very strong engine, and so they're not completely different systems.
01:17:12.000 They both force air in.
01:17:14.000 They do it in different ways.
01:17:15.000 And when you buy one from the factory, how many horsepower did it come with?
01:17:18.000 550. 550 is a lot back then, too.
01:17:20.000 It's a bunch, yeah, with no traction control.
01:17:22.000 That was the last car, the Viper, it's the same year.
01:17:27.000 Viper might have had one year, but basically the last car without traction control.
01:17:31.000 Wow.
01:17:31.000 Or stability control, yeah.
01:17:32.000 So a lot of people would crash them.
01:17:35.000 Oh yeah, I would imagine.
01:17:36.000 Yeah.
01:17:37.000 My GT3 doesn't have shit on it.
01:17:39.000 Really?
01:17:40.000 Yeah, it has...
01:17:41.000 You don't have traction control in that car?
01:17:42.000 I don't think so.
01:17:43.000 No.
01:17:43.000 It has anti-lock brakes.
01:17:45.000 I don't think it has traction control.
01:17:47.000 Really?
01:17:48.000 No, I think the next model did.
01:17:49.000 Because it's the RS. Huh.
01:17:52.000 I don't know.
01:17:52.000 How fortunate for you if it doesn't?
01:17:54.000 It's a very raw car.
01:17:55.000 I loved your car.
01:17:56.000 I had a lot of fun driving your car.
01:17:57.000 They're fun cars, man.
01:17:58.000 It's great.
01:17:59.000 I think maybe the next thing I buy might be an RS. They're great.
01:18:03.000 I know.
01:18:04.000 They're getting so expensive.
01:18:05.000 I know, but it's safe money.
01:18:07.000 Well, that 2007 year, too, is like, that's the year.
01:18:10.000 The one afterwards, they became, then they started having traction control.
01:18:14.000 Make sure that's true.
01:18:15.000 I'm pretty sure it's true.
01:18:17.000 2007 GT3 RS, no traction control.
01:18:20.000 I'm pretty sure.
01:18:21.000 There's a period of 2000 and...
01:18:26.000 Early 2000s up to end of 2000s, where Porsche was using the engine called the Metzger engine, which traced its way back to Le Mans.
01:18:35.000 It was a very, very strong engine.
01:18:37.000 You say that legit.
01:18:38.000 You mean correctly?
01:18:39.000 You say Le Mans?
01:18:39.000 Yes.
01:18:40.000 Le Mans, like the movie with Steve McQueen.
01:18:43.000 I fucking hate that movie.
01:18:44.000 That movie stinks.
01:18:45.000 Does it?
01:18:45.000 Yeah.
01:18:46.000 Steve McQueen movies stink!
01:18:48.000 Wow, you are a crazy person.
01:18:50.000 Oh my god!
01:18:50.000 How dare you?
01:18:51.000 Oh my god!
01:18:52.000 I like the image of Steve McQueen.
01:18:54.000 I like what he represents.
01:18:55.000 Like this broody American from the 1960s.
01:19:00.000 You know, like one of the last of the real men.
01:19:03.000 Yeah.
01:19:03.000 I mean, I like Steve McQueen based on the photographs of him I've seen.
01:19:06.000 I don't like his movies.
01:19:08.000 I thought Lamont was interesting because it was like a snapshot of time.
01:19:08.000 Like...
01:19:12.000 Like, what's the other one?
01:19:14.000 Oh, Bullet.
01:19:15.000 Bullet, yeah.
01:19:16.000 Bullet's interesting.
01:19:17.000 It's like you're looking at a snapshot in time, you know?
01:19:20.000 Bullet is weird.
01:19:22.000 Why is San Francisco so empty in Bullet?
01:19:24.000 Well, it's because there was nobody alive back then.
01:19:27.000 People, there was no tech companies.
01:19:29.000 There was no humans.
01:19:29.000 There was very few people.
01:19:31.000 Chad, traffic was nothing back then, man.
01:19:31.000 Really?
01:19:33.000 Talk to somebody about what traffic was like in 1960 in LA. I think I just brought that up earlier in this show.
01:19:38.000 Well, I moved here in 94, and I remember when I moved here, it was nothing like this.
01:19:42.000 Really?
01:19:43.000 It's gotten 100% worse.
01:19:43.000 Nothing.
01:19:46.000 It's like there's twice as many people here.
01:19:48.000 Fuck all of us.
01:19:49.000 It's so crazy.
01:19:51.000 Like you get on the highway on a Saturday night, just heading into LA on a Saturday night, and you're stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic for no reason.
01:19:58.000 No one's dead.
01:19:59.000 There's no accident.
01:20:01.000 It's just too many cars.
01:20:02.000 I'm reading a book right now called Traffic.
01:20:04.000 It's about the science of traffic.
01:20:06.000 And they did a study in LA and Saturday 2 p.m.
01:20:09.000 traffic is worse than any weekday rush hour in Los Angeles.
01:20:13.000 Because everybody's out.
01:20:14.000 Everyone's out doing their shit.
01:20:14.000 Yeah.
01:20:16.000 Dude, you know, when you go to another city, like if you go to a big city like Seattle, and you're there with them and they complain about their traffic, you go, first of all, shut the fuck up.
01:20:25.000 Second of all...
01:20:27.000 What I'm doing must be wrong then, because I'm dealing with way too many people.
01:20:32.000 You guys have got it right.
01:20:33.000 This is the right amount.
01:20:34.000 You got a lot of people, but you don't have too many people.
01:20:36.000 Like in a medium-sized city that's not LA. Yeah.
01:20:39.000 And then traffic makes sense.
01:20:40.000 It goes in, it goes out.
01:20:42.000 Yeah.
01:20:42.000 Like here, it's just like, hence the scooter.
01:20:45.000 You want to get out before it gets all Blade Runner-y.
01:20:50.000 When's that gonna happen?
01:20:51.000 Well, you know, it's like those dudes like Magnus Walker who lives in downtown LA with his dreadlocks and his garage and his warehouse district.
01:20:59.000 Those guys like that shit, right?
01:21:01.000 He likes that shit.
01:21:02.000 He likes being an urbanite.
01:21:03.000 I'm super fucked.
01:21:04.000 I'm in Venice.
01:21:05.000 When that tsunami comes, I'm super fucked.
01:21:07.000 Oh yeah, you're right on the edge.
01:21:08.000 Yeah, it's not good for me.
01:21:10.000 Not looking good.
01:21:11.000 All the cars are done.
01:21:12.000 There's an app.
01:21:14.000 What's the app that wants to give us access?
01:21:16.000 The early warning app?
01:21:17.000 It says you have 60 seconds before you're fucking dead, basically.
01:21:20.000 Is that what they had in Hawaii?
01:21:22.000 Well, yeah.
01:21:23.000 There's an app now that's working in California.
01:21:27.000 It's the year about to die?
01:21:29.000 It's an earthquake that's about to hit.
01:21:30.000 Fuck.
01:21:31.000 They apparently have, depending upon the magnitude of the earthquake, which is really scary, because the higher magnitude possibility, the more time you have.
01:21:40.000 Oh, really?
01:21:41.000 Yeah, they can give you up to a minute to know your fucks, Phil.
01:21:44.000 Dude, I'm just thinking.
01:21:46.000 How far can you get in a minute?
01:21:49.000 Nowhere.
01:21:49.000 Nowhere worth getting.
01:21:51.000 I can get to my closet.
01:21:53.000 Do you have stored food or anything?
01:21:55.000 I'm embarrassed that I don't.
01:21:57.000 I have a list of shit I should probably get for an earthquake that I don't know.
01:22:01.000 You must have a whole room of shit in this fucking palace of yours, right?
01:22:05.000 Not in here, but in here I have meat in here.
01:22:07.000 But I do have commercial freezers.
01:22:11.000 Of course you do.
01:22:12.000 For elk, right?
01:22:13.000 Yeah.
01:22:14.000 But I have emergency rations.
01:22:17.000 Okay.
01:22:17.000 And I have freeze-dried food, you know, that could last me a few months.
01:22:22.000 How would you, like, how would you physically get out of the city if you had to?
01:22:26.000 You would really be fucked.
01:22:27.000 Would you just start walking?
01:22:29.000 Would you bicycle?
01:22:30.000 The real fuck would be cars.
01:22:32.000 There'd be too many cars.
01:22:33.000 Right.
01:22:33.000 There's way too many cars.
01:22:35.000 You ever see what happened when the hurricanes were hitting Texas and people tried to escape?
01:22:39.000 Or Florida.
01:22:40.000 Like Florida, the last one.
01:22:41.000 You can't go anywhere.
01:22:42.000 And they just get stuck on the highways.
01:22:44.000 You get stuck and you run out of gas on the highways and everybody's scared and desperate.
01:22:47.000 It's not good.
01:22:49.000 And hurricanes you see coming.
01:22:51.000 This earthquake, you get 30 seconds.
01:22:54.000 I think my scooter is what's going to save me.
01:22:59.000 Where are you going to go?
01:23:00.000 You're going to go somewhere and they're going to eat you.
01:23:02.000 You're going to get away.
01:23:03.000 You're going to be with a bunch of survivors.
01:23:05.000 They're going to hunt you down.
01:23:07.000 Put me on a spit.
01:23:08.000 They're going to keep you alive so they can eat you longer because there's no refrigeration.
01:23:12.000 They're just going to tie you up and cut off parts of you.
01:23:15.000 Eat it in front of you.
01:23:16.000 I'm gonna come here and bust into this fucking place.
01:23:18.000 Yeah, man, that's the move.
01:23:19.000 Come here.
01:23:20.000 We'll help you.
01:23:21.000 I'm so about this space, dude.
01:23:23.000 Who has a float tank?
01:23:25.000 That is so awesome.
01:23:26.000 Everybody should have one.
01:23:27.000 I agree.
01:23:29.000 My real concern is just the mass of humans.
01:23:33.000 Just the sheer number is so insane.
01:23:36.000 I don't think it's I don't think it's sustainable like this number of people that are There's never been a time ever in human history where we've had masses of people crammed into areas like we have today in our urban areas you mean?
01:23:52.000 Modern America, modern Mexico City is like that, jammed up.
01:23:56.000 There's quite a few places that are, like, the population number is higher now than it's ever been in recorded human history.
01:24:02.000 And so the population of these cities is higher than it's ever been.
01:24:05.000 We've never had, like, we've never had 20 million people in a city before in America like we do in L.A. What's that, Jamie?
01:24:12.000 States with a smaller population than Los Angeles County.
01:24:16.000 Is that all of them?
01:24:17.000 Almost all of them.
01:24:18.000 It's like 30-something states.
01:24:20.000 Almost all of them.
01:24:21.000 Is LA County 20 million people yet?
01:24:23.000 It's like 16-something, right?
01:24:24.000 Yeah, it's rough.
01:24:24.000 I think, but this is like on the 10 to 11 million official count.
01:24:28.000 So we're looking at this map, and it's one tiny little area of California, and it has more people in it, if it was a state, than almost every fucking state, except Florida.
01:24:39.000 And Texas and New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Illinois.
01:24:45.000 Goddamn.
01:24:46.000 I mean, that is just fucking bananas.
01:24:48.000 LA is so crazy.
01:24:49.000 I don't...
01:24:49.000 Is it?
01:24:50.000 Where would you live if you didn't live?
01:24:51.000 No.
01:24:52.000 If I didn't live here?
01:24:53.000 No, it's not worth it.
01:24:54.000 So where would you live if you didn't live here?
01:24:56.000 I'd probably like...
01:24:58.000 I like Colorado a lot.
01:24:59.000 Colorado's a good state.
01:25:00.000 Mountains are good.
01:25:01.000 I like Northern California, but not San Francisco.
01:25:05.000 Like Mount Shasta.
01:25:06.000 Yeah, Humboldt.
01:25:07.000 Hang out with farmers.
01:25:08.000 Get fucked up.
01:25:09.000 Deal with that weird dude who keeps knocking on your door.
01:25:12.000 Yeah.
01:25:12.000 You?
01:25:13.000 Woods somewhere?
01:25:14.000 Um, Colorado, I think.
01:25:16.000 I like Utah, too.
01:25:17.000 I like Utah.
01:25:18.000 Utah's very underrated.
01:25:19.000 Those people are very nice.
01:25:21.000 Everybody thinks Utah.
01:25:21.000 They are.
01:25:22.000 They're like, oh, fucking Mormons.
01:25:23.000 I can't do it.
01:25:24.000 Mormons are friendly.
01:25:25.000 Some of the nicest folks ever.
01:25:27.000 I spent like four months in St. George.
01:25:29.000 Where's that?
01:25:30.000 It's the very corner, southwest corner of Utah, right at the Arizona, Nevada corner.
01:25:35.000 Yeah.
01:25:36.000 And it's like the town nearest to like Zion National Park.
01:25:40.000 I was doing like landscape photography for a while.
01:25:43.000 That national park is...
01:25:45.000 Zion's awesome.
01:25:45.000 Gorgeous.
01:25:46.000 It's so pretty.
01:25:47.000 And actually, to bring it back to cars, we had a show on NBC Sports called Drive and did a national parks.
01:25:54.000 The roads through our national parks here in America are glorious.
01:25:58.000 Glorious.
01:25:59.000 Yosemite, Zion, Death Valley, Bryce Canyon all have amazing roads going through them.
01:26:06.000 Yeah, and just the view that you get.
01:26:09.000 We're very lucky here.
01:26:11.000 We got a lot of cool shit.
01:26:12.000 Uh-huh.
01:26:13.000 And in California, we got the best roads in America, possibly.
01:26:16.000 We got some pretty good ones.
01:26:18.000 You know, just that place where everybody goes just to drive to fuck around, that Angel's Crest Highway.
01:26:23.000 God, that's pretty.
01:26:24.000 That's where I was this morning, before I came here.
01:26:26.000 What were you driving up there?
01:26:27.000 My Focus RS. I was having fun.
01:26:30.000 We adjusted the suspension, and so I needed to shake it down.
01:26:33.000 Those are fast Fast little cars.
01:26:34.000 Very fast.
01:26:35.000 I worked with Mountoon on mine.
01:26:37.000 So it's making 377 wheel horsepower and 455 wheel torque from a four-cylinder.
01:26:44.000 And we have an KW DDC adaptive suspension.
01:26:49.000 Adaptive coilovers.
01:26:50.000 That's hilarious.
01:26:51.000 Awesome.
01:26:52.000 The car's very, very fast right now.
01:26:54.000 And that's a really light car too, right?
01:26:56.000 That's not so light.
01:26:58.000 It's small, but it's all-wheel drive, which adds to the weight.
01:27:01.000 And so it's...
01:27:04.000 It's not super heavy, but it's not a featherweight Porsche.
01:27:07.000 35, something like that.
01:27:08.000 A little less, maybe 33, 34, but it's got a lot of stick.
01:27:13.000 And Porsche, Porsche, fuck me.
01:27:15.000 Ford, the RS, has this trick all-wheel drive system.
01:27:19.000 You can actually power oversteer.
01:27:21.000 So it's not like when the front wheels slip, you get power to the back.
01:27:25.000 Like it has what they call a drift mode, which can send up to 100% of the power to the back.
01:27:31.000 Wow.
01:27:32.000 So they want you to get crazy.
01:27:34.000 So you can actually oversteer it and slide it.
01:27:36.000 They engineered craziness into their car?
01:27:38.000 Wow.
01:27:38.000 Mm-hmm.
01:27:39.000 The new M5, you know, is all-wheel drive, and the new AMG E63 is all-wheel drive, and you can electronically disconnect the all-wheel drive through a button in both of them.
01:27:50.000 Whoa.
01:27:51.000 Yeah, so you can get drifty as well.
01:27:53.000 Get drifty.
01:27:54.000 Mr. Harris.
01:27:55.000 Yeah.
01:27:55.000 Wanted to get drifty, whatever.
01:27:57.000 Yeah.
01:27:59.000 What do you think of that new Cadillac?
01:28:00.000 What is it, the A6? Oh, what?
01:28:03.000 Is that a CT6 with the Super Cruise, that thing?
01:28:05.000 It's the new big Cadillac that has a giant engine in it now.
01:28:09.000 Oh, it's a...
01:28:10.000 They're putting a 600 horsepower engine.
01:28:12.000 What is that thing called?
01:28:13.000 CT6? CT6V? Is that what it is?
01:28:16.000 I'm going to say the wrong thing.
01:28:18.000 I saw it.
01:28:18.000 I haven't...
01:28:19.000 This thing got me excited about Cadillacs.
01:28:22.000 Well, there's a CTS-V. No, no, not that one.
01:28:24.000 It's the Sedan.
01:28:26.000 I think it's called the CT-6.
01:28:27.000 Yeah, CT-6 is their biggest one.
01:28:29.000 It's the brand new.
01:28:30.000 The brand new one has a crazy V engine.
01:28:33.000 I don't think it's out yet.
01:28:35.000 No, no, no.
01:28:35.000 It's not for sale yet.
01:28:36.000 It has a twin-turbo, like, dual-overhead cam V8, which is, like, the most advanced General Motors engine ever.
01:28:43.000 And it's going to be a Cadillac exclusive engine, which hasn't happened since, remember the North Star?
01:28:49.000 Right.
01:28:49.000 That was the last time Caddy got their own motors.
01:28:51.000 And they're making a big deal about it being Cadillac exclusive.
01:28:54.000 Like, hey, Camaro, go fuck yourself.
01:28:56.000 Yeah, because that's sort of what Cadillac hasn't had, right?
01:29:01.000 Right.
01:29:02.000 Cadillac, they actually, the CTS-V is the lightest, fastest car in its class.
01:29:07.000 It has the best steering in its class.
01:29:09.000 It has the most horsepower in its class.
01:29:10.000 Some amazing little car.
01:29:12.000 And they cannot sell them.
01:29:13.000 What?
01:29:13.000 They can't sell CTSVs.
01:29:15.000 They can't sell ATSVs.
01:29:17.000 What do you mean?
01:29:18.000 No one's buying those?
01:29:19.000 No one's buying them.
01:29:20.000 Why?
01:29:20.000 Well, I mean, I'm sure there's a few reasons, but the infotainment system, that Q system, is really pretty terrible.
01:29:27.000 That sucks fat dick.
01:29:28.000 A lot of people don't make it to the test drive because of that.
01:29:31.000 Yeah, that thing is really like a liability.
01:29:34.000 It's not good.
01:29:34.000 It's very bad.
01:29:35.000 I've tried to like, I rented an Escalade, and I was going through all that shit to try to get to the navigation.
01:29:40.000 I'm like, what the fuck, man?
01:29:42.000 I've had cars forever.
01:29:43.000 I'm good at this.
01:29:45.000 I can't figure out how to get the navigation.
01:29:47.000 Where's home?
01:29:47.000 Where's the fucking home button?
01:29:49.000 So that's why.
01:29:51.000 Aren't they switching over to CarPlay now?
01:29:51.000 That's one.
01:29:55.000 Where it works with Android or Apple phones?
01:29:55.000 Yes.
01:29:57.000 Yeah, you can get those.
01:29:58.000 Yeah, that's better.
01:29:59.000 But that still doesn't get you around the touch buttons and stuff.
01:30:03.000 There it is, the CT8. CT8. That looks fucking slamming.
01:30:08.000 I mean, if that actually...
01:30:10.000 Artist's rendering.
01:30:11.000 Oh boy.
01:30:12.000 That's what it's really gonna...
01:30:13.000 That's a CT6. If it looks like that, we'll see.
01:30:17.000 Cadillac has a really nice history of coming out with very bold concept cars and then not building them.
01:30:23.000 Oh, come on, Cadillac.
01:30:25.000 Seriously!
01:30:25.000 Make that.
01:30:26.000 They end up building watered-down shit.
01:30:28.000 Ford does it, too.
01:30:30.000 Cadillac was always the car, like my, you know, grandfather's day.
01:30:35.000 If you made it, you got a fucking Cadillac.
01:30:37.000 Put that back up for a second, please?
01:30:39.000 That thing, to me, looks like a modern version of what I felt like a Cadillac should be.
01:30:46.000 Well, that's not entirely different from a Bentley Flying Spur.
01:30:50.000 If you pull up a Bentley Flying Spur, that looks similar.
01:30:53.000 But that, again, is a rendering.
01:30:55.000 That's the best-looking Cadillac I've ever seen.
01:30:57.000 I know it's rendering.
01:30:57.000 It is good looking.
01:30:59.000 I hope they make that that way because that is like the best looking Cadillac I've ever seen.
01:31:04.000 It's aggressive.
01:31:04.000 I mean, aggressive for American cars, aggressive sells.
01:31:07.000 Chrysler 300 saved Chrysler.
01:31:11.000 And when I say best looking Cadillac, I mean best looking new Cadillac.
01:31:16.000 That's what I mean.
01:31:17.000 I don't mean like the Batmobile style old school Cadillacs because I really feel it's unfair to compare because those are works of art.
01:31:26.000 Yeah.
01:31:26.000 I mean, like, what year would that be?
01:31:28.000 Like a 57 Eldorado would be a fin tail.
01:31:32.000 Pull up custom 57 Cadillac.
01:31:35.000 You know, and they're like 75 feet long.
01:31:38.000 Big bodies are coming up.
01:31:40.000 So the slammed on bags, you know, with steel wheels.
01:31:45.000 Yeah, so there's your fins.
01:31:47.000 Look at that.
01:31:48.000 Jesus Christ.
01:31:49.000 That's a chopped roof.
01:31:51.000 Oh, my God.
01:31:52.000 That one, they've really gone Batmobile.
01:31:54.000 That looks like a bat.
01:31:55.000 Yeah.
01:31:56.000 God, it's beautiful, though.
01:31:57.000 But, man, I wish...
01:31:58.000 You can't bring fins back, but that would be nice.
01:32:01.000 Yeah.
01:32:02.000 Pedestrian impact and all.
01:32:03.000 Yeah.
01:32:04.000 That is hot.
01:32:05.000 That's older.
01:32:06.000 That's like a 55, maybe?
01:32:09.000 57?
01:32:10.000 That's a custom.
01:32:11.000 Oh, damn, that's fire!
01:32:12.000 Woo!
01:32:14.000 But, you know, do you...
01:32:15.000 Would you roll big body like that?
01:32:17.000 You go full big body?
01:32:18.000 I mean, you would take it out on Sunday, and then you'd go fuck this car, and then you would drive something that you could actually drive.
01:32:24.000 Because part of the thrill of driving is the interaction with the road, right?
01:32:28.000 And, like, those cars are not interacting very well.
01:32:30.000 No.
01:32:31.000 There's so much weight.
01:32:32.000 You're moving them around.
01:32:33.000 They're sloppy.
01:32:34.000 Whereas you got into an old 73 Porsche, you could drive that thing.
01:32:40.000 Even stock from the factory, you could drive that thing, no problem.
01:32:45.000 The older American cars, you have no idea where that limit is coming.
01:32:51.000 It's like, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, the wheel's falling off!
01:32:54.000 I'm in the trees.
01:32:55.000 There was no communication in the steering wheel.
01:32:59.000 Old school electric steering is like, there's just zero communication up there.
01:33:03.000 And I used to be so afraid of old cars, and then I started driving old European cars, and I went, oh.
01:33:08.000 This is how this is supposed to go.
01:33:11.000 It's just America.
01:33:12.000 Well, it's a product of their environment, right?
01:33:14.000 Like, in the 80s, those fucking GM guys, their chomp cigars and their off-the-rack shitty suits, they never left Detroit.
01:33:23.000 Right.
01:33:23.000 And if you go to Detroit, it's just fucking potholes and it's straight lines, and so, of course the cars would ride like shit, or would float around and not handle, because there isn't a corner for 300 miles.
01:33:35.000 Right.
01:33:36.000 Now you get the CTSV because these guys, they go to the Nürburgring and test.
01:33:40.000 It's a global world now.
01:33:43.000 Yeah, it's a totally different animal.
01:33:45.000 These closed-minded morons built cars for their own city and sold them all over the world with no regard to the fact that they didn't work for shit in Italy or anywhere with corners in it.
01:33:59.000 Wow, that's interesting.
01:34:01.000 That's a good point.
01:34:01.000 And it set up America.
01:34:03.000 You go drive a 57 Cadillac in Detroit, and you go, well, this makes all the sense in the world.
01:34:09.000 Right.
01:34:09.000 The roads are straight and wide.
01:34:11.000 In 1957. Yeah.
01:34:12.000 How's that Beeline Coffee?
01:34:14.000 This is your coffee.
01:34:15.000 Yeah.
01:34:15.000 This is really good.
01:34:16.000 It's good, huh?
01:34:17.000 And did you go to the place where they grow it?
01:34:20.000 No, I work with this company, Beeline Coffee, and at first they started sponsoring my My new watch podcast called Watch and Listen.
01:34:27.000 Oh, you're a watch dork, huh?
01:34:28.000 I'm a watch dork, too, yeah.
01:34:29.000 Illogical extension from Cars.
01:34:31.000 Dude, this is a delicious coffee.
01:34:32.000 Cheers.
01:34:33.000 And so, thank you.
01:34:33.000 Yeah, I brought you some.
01:34:35.000 It's a light roast, medium body, single origin, and that's an A. Langenson watch.
01:34:41.000 Thank you.
01:34:41.000 That's a watch.
01:34:42.000 And that's the back of a long chronograph.
01:34:45.000 Oh, that's the back.
01:34:46.000 Yeah, the back.
01:34:47.000 Oh, that's beautiful.
01:34:48.000 Yeah, it's amazing.
01:34:49.000 Anything that looks like gold, that's gold.
01:34:51.000 So is that glass?
01:34:54.000 Yeah, sapphire crystal.
01:34:55.000 So there's a crystal on the back and the front?
01:34:57.000 Yes.
01:34:57.000 Oh, wow.
01:34:58.000 Yeah, they call that a display back.
01:35:00.000 Oh, so just you could show people.
01:35:01.000 So you can admire the hardware within.
01:35:04.000 It is crazy when you look at the detail involved in one of those watches.
01:35:07.000 A lot of parallels with cars.
01:35:09.000 So many.
01:35:10.000 They rose up in parallel.
01:35:13.000 I mean, the obvious connections of timing races and stuff like that and wearing a machine on your wrist.
01:35:19.000 Look at that.
01:35:21.000 That's called self-dealing, as I went to advertise my own watch for sale.
01:35:26.000 You can do that?
01:35:27.000 Yeah.
01:35:28.000 Look at that.
01:35:30.000 What's that one on the far right?
01:35:31.000 That's a Panerai.
01:35:33.000 That watch is called a Rattrapante, which is also known as a split-seconds chronograph.
01:35:39.000 So it's actually two chronographs laid on top of each other, so it would be used to measure the time differential between, say, two cars on a racetrack.
01:35:49.000 Whoa!
01:35:49.000 That's the most complicated movement Panerai makes.
01:35:52.000 I think that watch is about $13,000 or $14,000.
01:35:54.000 That's a beautiful watch.
01:35:56.000 Very nice watch.
01:35:57.000 It's pretty.
01:35:57.000 That was a demo.
01:35:58.000 I sent it back.
01:35:59.000 You sent it back?
01:36:00.000 I sent it back.
01:36:02.000 Most of them I sent back.
01:36:03.000 Why do you send them back?
01:36:05.000 As opposed to giving them $10,000 a month for every watch.
01:36:08.000 Oh, is that how it works?
01:36:09.000 Yeah, I have a sponsorship deal.
01:36:12.000 Crownandcaliber.com.
01:36:13.000 What is it?
01:36:14.000 What is what?
01:36:14.000 What is a sponsorship deal?
01:36:16.000 Oh, well, I started this watch podcast, so they're our title sponsor.
01:36:20.000 So they gave me a budget for a year, but I can also loan out watches out of their stock if I so desire, if I want to try something.
01:36:26.000 So it's like a chick trying on jewelry.
01:36:28.000 Totally.
01:36:28.000 It's jewelry for men, right?
01:36:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:36:30.000 It basically is.
01:36:31.000 It is, yeah.
01:36:31.000 It's the only jewelry that you can kind of get away with.
01:36:33.000 Pretty much.
01:36:34.000 You had a fat I would look like a total asshole.
01:36:37.000 No, but it makes sense if you have a watch.
01:36:39.000 Look, that's Jonathan Ward from Icon.
01:36:40.000 That was his case.
01:36:41.000 Jonathan is really into old, weird watches.
01:36:44.000 I follow his Instagram as well.
01:36:47.000 He's into old, weird anything, I think.
01:36:49.000 He fascinates me.
01:36:50.000 That guy is a fascinating character.
01:36:50.000 He's the most interesting person that there is.
01:36:53.000 He's very intense.
01:36:54.000 He's like you, like...
01:36:56.000 You guys both just do so much stuff.
01:37:00.000 I don't know where all the hours are in the day.
01:37:04.000 He runs his business, and he makes videos, but I also see every week on Instagram, he'll put up a handbag he made from scratch leather.
01:37:13.000 Where did you find the time for that?
01:37:15.000 You, too.
01:37:15.000 I don't know where you find the time to do all this shit.
01:37:17.000 It's an illusion.
01:37:20.000 Because the time I spend here is very easy.
01:37:23.000 It's just conversation.
01:37:25.000 It's fun.
01:37:26.000 It's great.
01:37:27.000 Having a guy like you, we get to talk cars.
01:37:29.000 I agree.
01:37:30.000 It is great.
01:37:30.000 It's fun.
01:37:31.000 Stand-up comedy, I've done so long.
01:37:34.000 It's like a part of my life.
01:37:35.000 It's normal.
01:37:36.000 The working out stuff, it's like if I don't do it, I can't do the other things.
01:37:40.000 I'll go crazy.
01:37:41.000 I won't be balanced.
01:37:43.000 And I want to stay healthy.
01:37:44.000 So I do that.
01:37:45.000 It just seems that you seem to churn out a large volume of content, and you also travel, UFC, and all that kind of stuff.
01:37:54.000 So, I don't know.
01:37:54.000 It's a lot of content.
01:37:55.000 You told me the universe rewards hustle once.
01:37:58.000 It does.
01:37:59.000 I have that engraved on the back of the first Rolex I bought myself.
01:38:02.000 Really?
01:38:03.000 Good for you, man.
01:38:03.000 Which is from you.
01:38:04.000 That's dope.
01:38:05.000 And I sort of lived on that mantra.
01:38:08.000 For quite a long time until recently I actually just totally burned myself out on it a bit.
01:38:13.000 You can burn yourself out.
01:38:14.000 Yeah.
01:38:14.000 You gotta be real conscious of how your body feels, right?
01:38:18.000 And that's what I like about what you've been saying, that you're doing cardio seven days a week and lifting weights.
01:38:22.000 Well, that's what happened.
01:38:23.000 I spent so much time working and focusing on it.
01:38:26.000 I was like, look, as long as I can stand and lift my arms, I'm gonna keep making videos because this shit could all end tomorrow.
01:38:32.000 Right.
01:38:33.000 But my body completely fell apart, and so I had to go, alright, I think it's time to take care of this.
01:38:38.000 I'm stuck with it.
01:38:39.000 There's a car analogy here, because this is your meat vehicle, and the difference between having a 500 horsepower engine and a 125 horsepower diesel is literally how you take care of yourself.
01:38:51.000 And you can turn your body into a race car.
01:38:54.000 You really can.
01:38:55.000 Unless, you know, obviously you have disabilities or something's wrong with you.
01:38:58.000 But for most people the issue is just will.
01:39:01.000 It's just their will and their mind and discipline and then knowledge, understanding how to do it correctly.
01:39:06.000 And I've lost large amounts of weight several times in the past.
01:39:10.000 I lost 50 pounds, and then I lost 100 pounds, and then I lost this past two years another 50. So, like, I know how to do it.
01:39:18.000 What are you doing now differently?
01:39:20.000 The difference with this one is, I wanted to do it, every time I've done it in the past, it has drastically interrupted my day-to-day life.
01:39:27.000 It's like either you go to fat camp and do it, or whatever, you know?
01:39:32.000 It takes away from something.
01:39:34.000 This one, it was much more important to go, I have a job, I have a life, I have to figure out how to make this work within that life.
01:39:42.000 So it became a lot more hotel gyms, really doing that, really making sure to just do that shit.
01:39:48.000 Oh, when you're on the road?
01:39:49.000 Yeah, road is really hard.
01:39:51.000 Yep, it's hard with diet, too.
01:39:53.000 It's very hard.
01:39:54.000 I didn't change my diet that much.
01:39:57.000 I just started exercising a lot.
01:39:59.000 My big problem wasn't that I ate badly.
01:40:02.000 It's that I would eat big meals spaced very far apart.
01:40:05.000 And so my body would go into, like, storage mode.
01:40:08.000 But now I try and eat smaller meals and more of them, and it seems to work much more efficiently.
01:40:13.000 Well, everybody's body's different, but for the most part, one of the biggest, most significant things you can do is cut out most sugar and cut out most refined carbohydrates.
01:40:23.000 Bread is my Achilles heel.
01:40:25.000 Everybody.
01:40:26.000 I love fucking bread.
01:40:26.000 If you just cut that out, weight would fly off you.
01:40:28.000 I know.
01:40:29.000 Especially when you're telling me the volume of exercise you're doing.
01:40:31.000 I know.
01:40:32.000 Cut out the bread, cut out the sugar, you would lose ridiculous amounts of weight.
01:40:36.000 You know, Jordan Peterson was on my podcast and he was talking about autoimmune issues that he had.
01:40:41.000 And what he did was cut out everything except for meat and vegetables.
01:40:45.000 That's it.
01:40:46.000 And all his problems went away.
01:40:47.000 Yeah, I know.
01:40:48.000 I've done the Atkins-style, caveman-y, whatever you want to call it, you know, all protein and fat, cut out the vegetables and cut out the carbs.
01:40:56.000 Like, it works.
01:40:58.000 I've done it.
01:40:59.000 I've lost weight.
01:41:00.000 And I just, I couldn't stick with it because I fucking love bread so much.
01:41:05.000 And I just don't want to kill myself.
01:41:07.000 You know what I mean?
01:41:09.000 It's like growing a show or something.
01:41:12.000 If the curve is going in the right direction and I'm okay pushing forward, let me just push forward.
01:41:19.000 I'll get there.
01:41:22.000 Well, it seems like the curve is definitely going in the right direction.
01:41:25.000 The thing about saying that you don't want to kill yourself, I get it.
01:41:27.000 I love bread too, and I love pasta.
01:41:29.000 I'm a big fan of lasagna.
01:41:31.000 I just love Italian food.
01:41:33.000 I really do.
01:41:34.000 I love pizza.
01:41:35.000 But I just limit it to one day a week.
01:41:38.000 It's probably good.
01:41:38.000 One day a week, I allow myself to eat whatever the fuck I want.
01:41:41.000 And if I decide it's Wednesday night, if Wednesday night I go out to dinner and I say, you know what, man?
01:41:45.000 I want the fucking spaghetti and meatballs.
01:41:46.000 Let's just do this.
01:41:47.000 Then that's the night.
01:41:48.000 That's the night I cheat.
01:41:49.000 And then the other six nights, I eat normal.
01:41:51.000 Yeah.
01:41:52.000 Dude, I respect your...
01:41:56.000 It makes it feel better, too, when you get that cheat day.
01:41:59.000 Yeah.
01:41:59.000 Like, then it really counts.
01:42:01.000 If I get spaghetti with meatballs with grated Parmesan cheese over it, if I'm fucking digging in on that on whatever, Friday night, like, ah!
01:42:10.000 Just let yourself enjoy the shit out of it.
01:42:12.000 It's glorious.
01:42:12.000 It's glorious.
01:42:13.000 It's not just a regular spaghetti and meatballs because it's dinner, which is normal, you know, on Wednesday, Friday, whatever, who cares?
01:42:19.000 No, it's the one day!
01:42:21.000 One day you can eat that fucking pizza.
01:42:23.000 Ah, the cheese.
01:42:24.000 Maybe this is what I take home from this one.
01:42:26.000 Maybe I take home the cheat day philosophy from this show.
01:42:29.000 Cheat day's good.
01:42:30.000 The other thing is your body, if you get into that habit, your body won't be craving those things anymore because a lot of the reason why you crave it is because of your gut bacteria that's being supported by that diet.
01:42:39.000 And then you sort of, like, go into gut bacteria withdrawals that makes you want more and blah, blah, blah.
01:42:45.000 Yep, you get crazy.
01:42:45.000 What you gotta do is get your biome in check.
01:42:49.000 Like, start eating a lot of probiotics.
01:42:52.000 Yeah.
01:42:52.000 Like, if you can stomach kimchi.
01:42:53.000 I don't know if you're into that.
01:42:55.000 I like the taste of it.
01:42:55.000 I mean, I like Korean food.
01:42:56.000 I don't know how much I... Kimchi is a daily thing for me.
01:43:00.000 Really?
01:43:01.000 Yep.
01:43:02.000 Acidophilus.
01:43:03.000 Yogurt is good.
01:43:04.000 If you could eat yogurt...
01:43:05.000 What the fuck do you have the time to just...
01:43:06.000 I don't...
01:43:07.000 To find this stuff and eat it?
01:43:10.000 Yeah.
01:43:10.000 Just go to the supermarket.
01:43:11.000 I know.
01:43:12.000 It takes ten minutes to get some food.
01:43:13.000 I know.
01:43:14.000 It's amazing.
01:43:15.000 When you've got to run around the city...
01:43:17.000 This is why I'm surprised at how well you do it.
01:43:19.000 Because running around this city...
01:43:21.000 You could have a whole day that's three activities...
01:43:25.000 And it takes all day to do those activities, and you barely have time to eat in between the...
01:43:30.000 I'm just bad at bringing that stuff with me, you know?
01:43:32.000 I need to be better at carrying my own, whether it's bars or kimchi or whatever, to bring it with me so that I don't get to that...
01:43:40.000 My God, I'm starving!
01:43:41.000 And then murder food.
01:43:42.000 When you leave, get me your address and I'll have some Onnit stuff sent to you.
01:43:47.000 Oh, cool.
01:43:48.000 Because we have some new Onnit protein bites.
01:43:50.000 They're coconut and cashews.
01:43:52.000 No guilt.
01:43:53.000 I like coconut and cashews.
01:43:55.000 Seven grams of protein for each one of these little squares and they're fucking cracked.
01:43:57.000 Hell yeah.
01:43:58.000 That'll just get you to the next thing?
01:43:59.000 Yeah, they're heroin.
01:44:00.000 I like that.
01:44:01.000 Yeah, I'll have some sent to you.
01:44:02.000 Sent that and like 300 or 400 pounds of elk.
01:44:04.000 Oh, I wanted to tell you I killed something.
01:44:06.000 I went hunting.
01:44:08.000 I went bird hunting.
01:44:09.000 What'd you shoot?
01:44:10.000 I shot a quail.
01:44:12.000 I used a gun.
01:44:13.000 I can't shoot a quail with a bow.
01:44:15.000 It's hard.
01:44:16.000 But they were delicious.
01:44:18.000 It's delicious food.
01:44:19.000 It was really the dogs.
01:44:20.000 The dogs were so impressive.
01:44:23.000 The dogs were amazing.
01:44:25.000 Well trained.
01:44:26.000 Super well trained.
01:44:27.000 Went to this place in South Georgia.
01:44:30.000 And they had the most brilliantly trained dogs like I've ever seen that just found everything.
01:44:38.000 I think I got like 90 birds a weekend.
01:44:42.000 It was a lot of birds.
01:44:44.000 So you went on a full Dick Cheney.
01:44:46.000 Yeah, without the humans.
01:44:47.000 I didn't shoot any humans.
01:44:49.000 It's fun though.
01:44:50.000 I really enjoyed it.
01:44:51.000 Did you cook the quail?
01:44:52.000 No, they sent me some, which I could cook at home, but they were doing them there.
01:44:57.000 They were turning the quail breasts into like nuggets, like a McNugget, but a quail breast.
01:45:02.000 And then like the drumsticks, banging.
01:45:05.000 Absolutely delicious.
01:45:06.000 And what did they cook?
01:45:07.000 When you say like a McNugget, so they breaded it?
01:45:09.000 Yeah, they breaded it and fried it.
01:45:10.000 And it was like a whole quail breast was like a pop it in your mouth nugget.
01:45:14.000 It was really good.
01:45:15.000 It's a delicious meat.
01:45:16.000 Yeah, they're crazy tasty birds.
01:45:20.000 Yeah, but I was super conflicted about the hunting portion of it.
01:45:25.000 I don't know why.
01:45:26.000 My dad was like, that's like fishing.
01:45:29.000 It's definitely not.
01:45:30.000 It's not like fishing, but I didn't feel as guilty as I thought I would.
01:45:35.000 You know what, man?
01:45:36.000 It's like...
01:45:38.000 And this is a crazy thing to say, but I'm going to say it anyway.
01:45:42.000 It's like an old relationship.
01:45:46.000 Like you're like, oh, like you run into an old girlfriend on the street and you haven't seen her since 1989 or something.
01:45:54.000 Can't wait to see where this is going.
01:45:55.000 You're 10 years old.
01:45:55.000 Whatever the fuck it is.
01:45:56.000 Long time ago and you run into each other and you start talking to each other like, oh, I remember you.
01:46:03.000 I remember why I broke up with you.
01:46:05.000 That's what it's like when you kill something.
01:46:06.000 No, no, not even that.
01:46:08.000 It's a relationship with hunting an animal.
01:46:12.000 People feel it very quickly with fishing because fishing carries very little guilt.
01:46:16.000 Some people are like, oh, is it hurt?
01:46:18.000 Is it going to get hurt?
01:46:20.000 Some people get like that with fish.
01:46:21.000 Most people don't give a fuck about fish.
01:46:23.000 Little kids, they laugh.
01:46:25.000 My kids laugh.
01:46:26.000 And it's like flopping and dying.
01:46:28.000 This fish has a fucking hook through its head and my seven-year-old thinks it's awesome.
01:46:32.000 Oh my God!
01:46:35.000 She's so happy that this thing is dying.
01:46:38.000 Like, that's crazy.
01:46:39.000 But if that was a rabbit, she would never have that reaction.
01:46:42.000 There's a natural thing that we have with, we have a hierarchy of life.
01:46:48.000 And things that are closest to us, we feel more connected to.
01:46:52.000 We don't feel connected at all to bugs.
01:46:54.000 Nobody gives a fuck about bugs.
01:46:55.000 Vegans slap mosquitoes all day long.
01:46:57.000 Nobody gives a shit about that life.
01:46:59.000 But there is a life that you care about when things get warm and brown and fuzzy.
01:47:04.000 They get too close to us.
01:47:06.000 When they get too close to mammal-like, people freak out.
01:47:09.000 Yeah, I went on a South African safari last year, and it was like...
01:47:13.000 I couldn't fathom someone going and hunting a leopard or something like that.
01:47:17.000 That's a weird thing.
01:47:18.000 The big game shit?
01:47:19.000 That's a very weird thing.
01:47:20.000 It's a very different thing.
01:47:22.000 It's not...
01:47:22.000 It's almost like...
01:47:25.000 What that is, and I'm not saying it shouldn't be legal.
01:47:28.000 Is it like a sadism?
01:47:29.000 Maybe a little.
01:47:30.000 But what that is, is like, it's an aberration off the original idea.
01:47:35.000 And this is the only way to look at it.
01:47:37.000 And people will get mad at me that are hunters because I'm a hunter.
01:47:39.000 And like, what are you saying?
01:47:40.000 Look, it's not the thing to do.
01:47:42.000 Unless you're doing it just to control population, there's no reason to do it.
01:47:48.000 But...
01:47:50.000 What happened was, in the past, the only reason people hunted was for meat.
01:47:56.000 You barely could stay alive anyway, and when you went on a hunting party, you didn't go for sport, you went to go to kill things.
01:48:02.000 When you have so much food that you don't need to worry about food, and you've already been shooting all these animals, then they start doing these things called slams.
01:48:11.000 They call it doing super slams or the grand slam.
01:48:15.000 There's a doll sheep slam.
01:48:16.000 There's a sheep slam, a rocky, like a bighorn sheep slam.
01:48:20.000 There's a white tail.
01:48:20.000 Is this like a jamboree?
01:48:22.000 No, no, no.
01:48:23.000 You try to kill one representative of each of the subspecies.
01:48:27.000 Oh my God, really?
01:48:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:48:29.000 It's a big thing.
01:48:30.000 It's a big thing with these guys.
01:48:31.000 Like a poker run?
01:48:31.000 They call them like the big six or the big eight in Africa.
01:48:36.000 In Africa, it's a big eight.
01:48:37.000 The Big Five.
01:48:37.000 Is that what it is?
01:48:38.000 The Big Five?
01:48:38.000 Thank you.
01:48:39.000 Yeah, the five most dangerous animals to hunt on foot.
01:48:42.000 It's like cheetah, lion, hippo, rhino, and whatever the fuck.
01:48:50.000 Leopard.
01:48:50.000 Leopard.
01:48:50.000 Yeah.
01:48:51.000 There's a bunch of these kind of slams.
01:48:53.000 They have them for turkeys.
01:48:54.000 They have a wild turkey slam.
01:48:55.000 You get the Gould's turkey.
01:48:57.000 You get the Osceola turkey.
01:49:00.000 There's a bunch of different turkeys all over the country.
01:49:02.000 One in Florida.
01:49:03.000 There's one in Mexico that's a different turkey.
01:49:05.000 Point being, people start collecting animals.
01:49:08.000 It gets weird.
01:49:10.000 Well, that's the trophy, right?
01:49:11.000 Yeah, it gets weird.
01:49:12.000 It's like it gets to this weird place like you don't think they shouldn't do it.
01:49:16.000 Like, okay, are you eating the turkey?
01:49:17.000 You are.
01:49:18.000 Okay, that's cool.
01:49:19.000 Are you eating the deer?
01:49:20.000 Yep.
01:49:20.000 Okay, well then I have no quarrel.
01:49:22.000 But when you start going like leopard, lion.
01:49:26.000 I said cheetos.
01:49:27.000 Elephant was the other one, yeah.
01:49:29.000 Yeah, man.
01:49:30.000 I mean, the only reason why you shoot an elephant is if the elephant's going on a rampage through a village and killing people.
01:49:35.000 And you want to protect people's lives.
01:49:36.000 And I'm on team people.
01:49:38.000 Other than that, why the fuck else would you shoot an elephant?
01:49:40.000 I have no idea.
01:49:43.000 I saw an elephant, the biggest elephant I've ever seen, as far away from me as you were sitting right now.
01:49:49.000 Oh my god.
01:49:49.000 And I almost had a heart attack.
01:49:51.000 In life?
01:49:51.000 In real life?
01:49:51.000 Yeah, in Africa on the safari.
01:49:53.000 Oh my god.
01:49:53.000 It was fucking scary!
01:49:54.000 See, but I think those things are amazing.
01:49:56.000 It was amazing.
01:49:57.000 It was amazing.
01:49:58.000 But, like, you just know...
01:49:59.000 Because what you're doing...
01:50:00.000 The reason I was so close is because we were watching them push trees down with their trunks.
01:50:07.000 Like, four or five inch trees just...
01:50:10.000 Oh, my God.
01:50:12.000 Like, it's nothing.
01:50:13.000 You know what I mean?
01:50:14.000 Like, you'd crash a car if you hit one of those.
01:50:17.000 It would crash the car.
01:50:18.000 And like, they're just foom, foom, foom.
01:50:21.000 And they're right next to you.
01:50:22.000 And if they go foom on your Jeep, that's the end of that.
01:50:24.000 You know what's complicated?
01:50:25.000 Someone was trying to explain this to me, and I should really be honest about this.
01:50:28.000 A guy was trying to explain to me that when we think of Africa, we think of a country.
01:50:32.000 It's not a country.
01:50:33.000 It's a continent.
01:50:34.000 And it's a way bigger continent than North America.
01:50:36.000 We've seen pictures of the United States stuck in the middle of Africa.
01:50:39.000 Fucking huge and he's like unfortunately there's places in Africa where they have overpopulations of elephants and they encroach on human civilization and they do have to hire hunters to come in and do it and kill them or they don't hire them the hunters pay and The money goes straight to the village the meat goes to the village and people get very excited about people hunting these elephants It probably seems like a short-term solution to the village,
01:51:03.000 right?
01:51:03.000 The village doesn't give a shit about the elephants.
01:51:06.000 They want to eat, probably, right?
01:51:08.000 Do they care about their conservationists?
01:51:10.000 The elephants eat their crops.
01:51:11.000 It becomes a big issue.
01:51:13.000 And they eat the fuck out of their crops.
01:51:15.000 You know, like, good luck putting up a fence to keep a goddamn elephant out.
01:51:20.000 You have no chance.
01:51:21.000 So when someone was explaining this to me, I remember, you know, we were saying this.
01:51:25.000 I was like, why the fuck would you ever want to kill an elephant?
01:51:27.000 We know there's not that many of them.
01:51:29.000 And he's like, yeah, this is why it's complicated.
01:51:31.000 There's not that many of them in some places.
01:51:33.000 It's like in L.A., there's no grizzly bears.
01:51:37.000 But if you go to Montana, the people that live in Montana are going, hey, when are you going to start hunting these fucking things?
01:51:43.000 They just declared them open in Wyoming.
01:51:49.000 They think they just started a hunting season.
01:51:52.000 And it's very controversial.
01:51:54.000 Are they endangered or anything?
01:51:57.000 No, not anymore at all.
01:51:58.000 No, they have a lot of them.
01:51:59.000 And the people that live up there, especially people that have been mauled or know people that have been mauled, they're like, hey, we fucked in enough.
01:52:06.000 Enough.
01:52:07.000 I get it.
01:52:08.000 They made a great comeback.
01:52:09.000 Yeah.
01:52:10.000 But, you know.
01:52:12.000 If you're in Chicago, there's zero bears.
01:52:14.000 And this is a tiny place in comparison to Africa.
01:52:17.000 So when I was saying that I thought that elephants were endangered, he's like, yes and no.
01:52:23.000 They're endangered in some areas.
01:52:25.000 Good point.
01:52:26.000 The fucked up point, the most dark point about all of it, is that trophy hunting is the only thing that keeps those animals healthy.
01:52:34.000 This is what's fucked up.
01:52:35.000 I was talking to my friend Cam Haynes about this this weekend.
01:52:38.000 When I say trophy hunting, I'm even talking about normal hunting for meat, like impalas or elands, these big game animals that people hunt because they're delicious.
01:52:50.000 Even them.
01:52:51.000 In Zimbabwe, there's a lot of areas in Zimbabwe that are not high fenced.
01:52:56.000 They're just open, enormous areas.
01:52:59.000 All the money that would come from people hunting there would sustain these local areas, sustain these lodges, so it would make it viable to keep these animals alive, and stop poachers.
01:53:11.000 Oh, because it funds the anti-poaching, right?
01:53:13.000 Exactly.
01:53:14.000 It's the only thing that funds the anti-poaching.
01:53:16.000 So, here's what happened.
01:53:17.000 The Cecil the Lion shit went down.
01:53:19.000 Nobody wanted to go to Africa anymore to go hunting, and all these businesses are going under.
01:53:23.000 So, there's nothing stopping the poachers.
01:53:26.000 So, the poachers move in and kill everything.
01:53:29.000 Kill everything.
01:53:29.000 How about that?
01:53:30.000 That's going the other way.
01:53:31.000 This is how many elephants were killed last year by people.
01:53:34.000 Something like 400 or...
01:53:37.000 Google this.
01:53:39.000 Legally killed elephants.
01:53:41.000 The number of illegally killed elephants, 30,000.
01:53:45.000 Come on.
01:53:45.000 30,000.
01:53:46.000 Wow.
01:53:47.000 Most of them are killed illegally.
01:53:49.000 Most of them are poached.
01:53:50.000 They have this one elephant.
01:53:52.000 You know that last elephant that was dying?
01:53:54.000 Yeah.
01:53:54.000 The male, or excuse me, rhino that was dying?
01:53:56.000 Rhino.
01:53:56.000 White rhino or black rhino?
01:53:57.000 Which rhino was it?
01:53:58.000 Black Rhino, I think.
01:53:59.000 They had that poor bastard with armed guards around it 24-7.
01:54:04.000 Because they were worried someone was going to kill it and shoot it and chop the fucking horn off.
01:54:09.000 The poaching is way scarier than the hunting.
01:54:11.000 And the only thing that protects the animals from poaching is hunting.
01:54:16.000 It sounds so counterintuitive.
01:54:18.000 But you have to look at it honestly.
01:54:20.000 Yeah, they said something similar to us in South Africa about that.
01:54:23.000 That they need the funds because the anti-poachers, you know, they're all over the place.
01:54:30.000 And then here's the other problem.
01:54:32.000 When you say poachers, these poachers, you know what you're really saying?
01:54:36.000 Poor people.
01:54:37.000 That's what you're really saying.
01:54:38.000 They're poor, desperate people.
01:54:40.000 They don't know what the fuck to do.
01:54:41.000 And if they can chop off a rhino's horn and make some money, they're going to do it.
01:54:44.000 If they can shoot that animal that's not theirs and use it for meat, they're going to do it.
01:54:48.000 They're starving to death.
01:54:49.000 I mean, they have no options.
01:54:51.000 There's people in parts of Africa that are living in grass huts.
01:54:54.000 My buddy Justin Wren, he goes and makes wells for these people in the Congo.
01:54:59.000 And the stories he tells you would just make your eyes tear up.
01:55:01.000 These are human beings.
01:55:03.000 And they're living like this.
01:55:04.000 24 hours a day for their entire life, and this is the norm.
01:55:08.000 So we're talking about poachers.
01:55:10.000 We're talking about people that are fucking desperate, man.
01:55:12.000 You can call them poachers.
01:55:14.000 You could dehumanize them with that term, but they're just poor people.
01:55:18.000 Are none of them the movie stereotype poachers?
01:55:21.000 There's got to be a couple of them.
01:55:22.000 Some of them, but most of them aren't.
01:55:23.000 Now here's what's even crazier.
01:55:25.000 Most of the anti-poaching agents used to be poachers.
01:55:30.000 Because there's nothing else for them to do.
01:55:31.000 Yeah, it's not surprising.
01:55:32.000 And now they're poachers again.
01:55:33.000 But they're hunting people.
01:55:35.000 But they got out of this position that can't be anti-poachers anymore.
01:55:38.000 Oh, because they can't fund them.
01:55:40.000 So now they just went back.
01:55:40.000 So now they become poachers again.
01:55:42.000 Oh, perfect.
01:55:42.000 This happens to a lot of them.
01:55:43.000 This has gone well.
01:55:44.000 When Cam Haynes was explaining this to me, and when he's explaining this to me, I'm like, well, of course.
01:55:48.000 So they don't even know how many animals are left in these areas where people have abandoned them.
01:55:51.000 That's crazy.
01:55:52.000 These are ranches that were once thriving ways.
01:55:54.000 See, the thing is, most of these animals, a good percentage of them, were on the verge of extinction just 30 years ago.
01:55:59.000 Because people were just over hunting them and poaching them and doing whatever they wanted to them.
01:56:02.000 Then they started putting value on them.
01:56:04.000 People would go over there to hunt them.
01:56:06.000 So people would keep them in these huge areas and that populations boomed.
01:56:09.000 Yeah.
01:56:10.000 Because they were taking care of them because they were a resource.
01:56:13.000 And this is conflicting to people.
01:56:16.000 Right.
01:56:16.000 It's wild.
01:56:17.000 It's very wild.
01:56:18.000 I just went to the Galapagos on a vacation, which is interesting.
01:56:22.000 Have you been?
01:56:23.000 It seems like your kind of spot.
01:56:24.000 I want to go.
01:56:25.000 Can't kill anything.
01:56:27.000 It's like Hawaii if there were never people.
01:56:31.000 Wow.
01:56:32.000 So it's a completely empty Hawaii.
01:56:35.000 How big is it?
01:56:36.000 About the same size as Hawaii.
01:56:38.000 The big island?
01:56:39.000 No, it's a chain of islands.
01:56:41.000 It's probably 13 or 15 islands.
01:56:43.000 Whoa.
01:56:43.000 Yeah.
01:56:44.000 None as big as the Big Island, but most like Maui.
01:56:47.000 And there's no buildings on them?
01:56:49.000 There are two or three towns with like 25,000 people, and the rest of it is nothing.
01:56:56.000 National Park, 97%.
01:56:57.000 But they talk about the giant tortoises, and there were potentially a half a million of them on the islands, and it went down to like one.
01:57:08.000 Like, they found, like, the last one, and they tried to breed it.
01:57:12.000 There's, like, three varieties of tortoises, and one of them got down to one, and they tried to save it, and they couldn't save it, and now it's, like, you know, embalmed and fucking taxidermied on the Galapagos Islands.
01:57:23.000 But, you know, these giant tortoises that lived at 200, but all the passing ships would just, like, grab a few of them, and they'd eat them on the ships, and they completely decimated the entire population.
01:57:35.000 They're all gone, and they're...
01:57:36.000 Trying to bring them back.
01:57:37.000 I don't even know why we started here, but...
01:57:38.000 Well, they take forever to grow, right?
01:57:40.000 And they live forever.
01:57:42.000 They live like a thousand years, don't they?
01:57:43.000 They live like 200 years, yeah.
01:57:44.000 And then the whole rest of the islands, what's crazy about them is nothing's been hunted there in forever, so the wild animals have no problem with people.
01:57:53.000 No problem.
01:57:55.000 Like, you're face-to-face with sea lions and stuff.
01:57:58.000 I could be to, like, birds.
01:58:00.000 Like, what kind of wild bird would let you get within, like, a foot of it?
01:58:04.000 But there's these giant blue-footed boobies that have no problem with you just being right here watching them.
01:58:10.000 Like, they could have a baby right there, and they won't even fuck with you.
01:58:13.000 Wow.
01:58:14.000 And, like, huge lizards.
01:58:16.000 But underwater, the density of the underwater sea life was insane.
01:58:20.000 Hammerhead sharks.
01:58:21.000 Wow.
01:58:22.000 I think a baby hammerhead shark is the cutest animal I've ever seen.
01:58:26.000 A baby hammerhead.
01:58:27.000 Do you know why they developed their eyes out there on the ends like that?
01:58:32.000 Presumably it's like an echolocation or radar sonar type of thing.
01:58:37.000 It gives you better range, I think, because they are in darker waters, if I had to guess.
01:58:41.000 They're really, really cool to see in person, though.
01:58:44.000 There's nothing like a hammerhead shark.
01:58:45.000 Isn't the Galapagos where they had that thing that they were doing with Judas goats?
01:58:50.000 Do you know that?
01:58:51.000 Yes.
01:58:51.000 That is it, right?
01:58:52.000 The goats...
01:58:54.000 Wait, whoa.
01:58:55.000 Captain Cook dropped off a bunch of goats on those islands.
01:58:58.000 Yes.
01:58:58.000 And they did it so that when they came back, they'd have something to hunt.
01:59:01.000 And the goats overran the island.
01:59:03.000 Yeah, and they overate.
01:59:04.000 Badly.
01:59:04.000 That was a big problem.
01:59:06.000 They were eating everything.
01:59:07.000 They could eat everything in sight.
01:59:08.000 And then what did they do with the Judas?
01:59:10.000 The Judas goat had like a disease or something?
01:59:13.000 No, no, no, no.
01:59:14.000 What did it do?
01:59:14.000 No, they took one of them and they neutered him.
01:59:18.000 And then they sent him out with a radio collar on.
01:59:20.000 Oh, yeah.
01:59:21.000 So he would find out where all the other goats are.
01:59:23.000 They would gun them down.
01:59:24.000 Helicopters!
01:59:25.000 And they would keep him alive.
01:59:26.000 They would go, that's the Judas goat.
01:59:28.000 We keep him alive.
01:59:29.000 So they'd gun all these goats down.
01:59:30.000 He'd go, man, they killed all my friends.
01:59:32.000 We'll all of them make some new friends.
01:59:34.000 And he would go and make some new friends, and then they would locate that new pack.
01:59:37.000 Yeah.
01:59:37.000 Because otherwise, it's very difficult to locate packs of goats if you're really going to put a dent in the population.
01:59:43.000 They wanted to wipe them all out.
01:59:44.000 Yeah, they killed like 75,000 goats.
01:59:47.000 It was a crazy number of goats.
01:59:48.000 Dude.
01:59:49.000 But they were completely overrunning the whole thing.
01:59:52.000 Well, yeah, trained sharpshooters were sent in helicopters to scour the island for goats.
01:59:58.000 Once found, the goats would be shot from the air, either in the head or the heart to ensure a quick death, whatever.
02:00:05.000 Stop lying.
02:00:06.000 They shot those things in the dick.
02:00:07.000 No one ever caught them in the arm.
02:00:08.000 They shot them in the face.
02:00:09.000 They shot them everywhere they could.
02:00:10.000 They're in a helicopter.
02:00:11.000 Go back to that, please, so I can keep reading.
02:00:14.000 Let me...
02:00:14.000 You're not...
02:00:14.000 They're not even in a steady place where they can steadily shoot.
02:00:17.000 You don't have a good rest from a fucking helicopter.
02:00:19.000 They're like mini guns.
02:00:21.000 They're just gunning those fuckers down.
02:00:23.000 Why lie like that?
02:00:24.000 In the heart or in the head?
02:00:26.000 To ensure a quick death.
02:00:28.000 Okay, mom.
02:00:30.000 Using high-powered weaponry and military precision.
02:00:33.000 Stop with your military precision.
02:00:35.000 Who wrote this?
02:00:36.000 Many people, including the plan's orchestrators, had misgivings about such a large-scale slaughter of goats.
02:00:41.000 However, the decision was made that the Galapagos ecosystem, under threat found nowhere else on Earth, was valuable enough to justify their actions.
02:00:49.000 Yeah, they're an invasive species.
02:00:51.000 History was written by the winners.
02:00:53.000 Yeah.
02:00:53.000 It's funny.
02:00:54.000 It's funny that they're essentially...
02:00:57.000 Preparing for people who are animal rights activists, reading this.
02:01:01.000 That's why they're writing, you know, they're shooting them with such precision.
02:01:04.000 It's actually very funny because, you know, the Galapagos is ridiculously restrictive.
02:01:09.000 You cannot set foot on a beach, like, there without being, like, without a naturalist with you the whole time.
02:01:17.000 And you can't be more than, like, 50 feet from the naturalistic ever.
02:01:20.000 How'd you guys do it?
02:01:21.000 Did you hire someone to take you on a tour?
02:01:23.000 Yeah, it was like an organized thing.
02:01:25.000 It was like a smallish yacht with like 30 people on it.
02:01:28.000 I heard they check your shoes to make sure you don't have seeds in the soles of your feet.
02:01:32.000 Yeah, they rinse off the bottom of your shoes and then they hand sanitize you when you get back on the boats.
02:01:37.000 They said they've had real issues with people that have tramped on plants and then come to the Galapagos.
02:01:41.000 Now those plants grow there.
02:01:43.000 Yeah, well there's one island that has...
02:01:44.000 I was expecting tropical.
02:01:47.000 Right?
02:01:48.000 Because Hawaii's kind of tropical.
02:01:50.000 None of them plants are fucking native.
02:01:52.000 None of them?
02:01:53.000 Like, none of them.
02:01:54.000 All the jungle plants were brought there.
02:01:56.000 Like, the Galapagos has one island that has jungle on it, and all of the rest of them are like volcanic rock and cactuses and shrubs.
02:02:06.000 Whoa.
02:02:06.000 Yeah, not what I expected.
02:02:08.000 And I was like, how come this island has a jungle on it, and the rest of them, they said, oh, all these plants are not native.
02:02:13.000 They were all brought here in like the 1700s.
02:02:16.000 Yeah.
02:02:17.000 Wow.
02:02:18.000 Yeah.
02:02:18.000 So the plants that were brought there, like those plants, whoa, look at that shit.
02:02:23.000 I'm not sure what that is.
02:02:24.000 I never saw that, but it's awesome.
02:02:26.000 That looks like an artist rendering to me.
02:02:28.000 We're looking at this crazy tree that looks like it's right out of the Lord of the Rings.
02:02:31.000 Yeah.
02:02:31.000 Dragon blood tree is what it's called.
02:02:33.000 That's an awesome name for that tree.
02:02:34.000 I want that shit in my yard.
02:02:36.000 You got a big building here.
02:02:37.000 Can we get one of those?
02:02:38.000 Dude, I need a dragon blood tree in my life.
02:02:40.000 Look at that thing.
02:02:40.000 That looks like Avatar Island, that island that floats.
02:02:44.000 Remember that one that floated?
02:02:47.000 That is the greatest looking tree I've ever seen.
02:02:49.000 It's a very cool tree.
02:02:50.000 It's a weird economy.
02:02:51.000 But the same naturalists that were like, you know, preserve everything are giddy when they talk about shooting goats from a helicopter.
02:02:59.000 Yeah, well, they look at the goats as what they really are.
02:03:02.000 They're an invasive species.
02:03:04.000 I mean, they're life forms and it's not their fault that they're there.
02:03:07.000 But like I was trying to explain to my friend, I have a buddy of mine who's thinking about hunting.
02:03:11.000 He eats meat and he's like, if I'm not going to kill my own meat, why should I have the right to eat meat?
02:03:19.000 He's in this weird moral thing.
02:03:21.000 And he's like, I'm thinking about being vegan, but I know it's not the right move for my health.
02:03:24.000 I'm like, well, you should try it.
02:03:26.000 See if it's the right move for your health.
02:03:27.000 It might work good for your body.
02:03:28.000 But if you want to shoot something...
02:03:30.000 The thing to shoot would be wild pigs, because they have three, four litters a year.
02:03:35.000 Each one of them, they could have four, five, even six babies, and they fuck like crazy, and they eat everything.
02:03:41.000 And they might be four or five hundred pounds.
02:03:43.000 I mean, they can get big when you leave them alone.
02:03:44.000 You kill one of those a year, you're golden.
02:03:46.000 But they get fucking, the point is, they get destructive, and there's nothing that kills them.
02:03:51.000 Where do you find these wild pigs?
02:03:53.000 Everywhere!
02:03:54.000 Everywhere.
02:03:54.000 They're all over the country now.
02:03:55.000 I don't hunt, Joe.
02:03:57.000 Where's everywhere?
02:03:58.000 It's not even a hunting issue.
02:03:59.000 It's people who live in San Jose or having a problem with wild pigs going through their backyard and fucking them up.
02:04:04.000 Yeah.
02:04:05.000 It's a real issue.
02:04:06.000 Because no one's paid attention to them.
02:04:08.000 People are getting on their highway, going to school, stopping at Starbucks, doing the normal shit.
02:04:12.000 While this is happening, they're out there in the bush earning it.
02:04:15.000 They're fucking and they're making babies and there's a shit ton of...
02:04:20.000 They're all over the place, man.
02:04:21.000 All over, from Bakersfield on up, Northern California, filled with wild pigs.
02:04:26.000 Oh, boy.
02:04:27.000 Yeah.
02:04:27.000 Are they tasty?
02:04:28.000 Look at that.
02:04:29.000 Do they taste like domestic pigs?
02:04:31.000 Currently exist in 56 of the state's 58 counties.
02:04:35.000 Wow.
02:04:36.000 Yeah.
02:04:36.000 Where's that?
02:04:37.000 What state is that?
02:04:38.000 California?
02:04:39.000 Shit, they're everywhere.
02:04:40.000 56 of the state's 58 counties have wild pigs.
02:04:43.000 Okay, so when you say everywhere, you're not fucking around.
02:04:45.000 No, they are a biological plague.
02:04:47.000 They're a completely invasive species, and they're designed to live in places with wolves and lions.
02:04:53.000 I mean, that's what their origins are.
02:04:55.000 But do they taste good?
02:04:57.000 Phenomenal!
02:04:57.000 Really?
02:04:58.000 Better than domestic pork.
02:04:59.000 Great!
02:04:59.000 Yeah, especially when you cook them right.
02:05:01.000 Like you take a ham and you like slow it on a smoker.
02:05:04.000 Yeah.
02:05:05.000 Brine it maybe for a few days first.
02:05:07.000 Dude, I'm telling you.
02:05:09.000 Goddamn delicious.
02:05:10.000 Not surprising.
02:05:11.000 They're a delicious plague.
02:05:13.000 But they're everywhere and they eat everything.
02:05:15.000 Ground nesting, birds, like fucking anything on the ground.
02:05:18.000 They're just all the time fucking up people's lawns, digging in people.
02:05:22.000 So you just want to be ready?
02:05:25.000 They have to do things about them.
02:05:27.000 Just be locked and loaded in your yard?
02:05:28.000 Well, in Texas, they just shoot them.
02:05:30.000 I mean, they get in helicopters.
02:05:32.000 Oh, the helicopters.
02:05:35.000 I was at a thing and a guy was telling me about shooting pigs from a helicopter.
02:05:39.000 There you go.
02:05:40.000 A porkalypse now is what you want to look up.
02:05:42.000 It's a guy named...
02:05:43.000 That's not a porno?
02:05:44.000 No, no, no.
02:05:45.000 It should be.
02:05:45.000 It probably is too.
02:05:46.000 But it's a guy named Pigman who...
02:05:51.000 I'm buddies with this guy.
02:05:52.000 I text him.
02:05:53.000 Of course you are.
02:05:53.000 We text each other.
02:05:54.000 I know him.
02:05:54.000 You and Pigman.
02:05:55.000 He texts me and I text him back.
02:05:56.000 It's like, okay.
02:05:58.000 It's crazy.
02:05:59.000 He's a good dude.
02:06:00.000 But anyway, his whole thing is eradicating these wild pigs.
02:06:05.000 And they did them with Ted Nugent where they're shooting machine guns out of a fucking helicopter.
02:06:10.000 And they killed 200 and something of them in one day.
02:06:14.000 Feral hogs are now in 37 states.
02:06:16.000 Look at this.
02:06:17.000 They cause 1.5 billion in crop damage yearly.
02:06:21.000 I mean, I like the anti-pig propaganda film.
02:06:24.000 This is good.
02:06:25.000 2.6 million hogs in Texas alone.
02:06:28.000 Do you know how crazy that is?
02:06:30.000 And, again, delicious.
02:06:32.000 They've got a bunch of brucellosis and a bunch of different terrible diseases.
02:06:38.000 Fuck Ted Nugent.
02:06:40.000 Well, how dare you.
02:06:41.000 Fuck Ted Nugent.
02:06:42.000 How dare you.
02:06:44.000 Sucks.
02:06:45.000 Well, he's definitely got issues.
02:06:47.000 Yes!
02:06:49.000 So they're up there with machine guns gunning down these wild pigs out of helicopters.
02:06:57.000 And part of you is like, they shouldn't be able to do this.
02:07:00.000 But part of you is like, they have to do this.
02:07:02.000 Because if they don't do this, then these things keep breeding and there's more of them.
02:07:05.000 If they don't eradicate the numbers, what's to stop these things from just spreading across the entire country and becoming a real problem?
02:07:12.000 Well, they're already a real problem.
02:07:14.000 So what do you do?
02:07:14.000 Which part of you goes, that looks kind of fun.
02:07:17.000 It looks very fun.
02:07:18.000 It does.
02:07:19.000 If it wasn't a life form, it looks very fun.
02:07:21.000 Yeah, I would want to do that with targets.
02:07:23.000 Can they do that and put targets out there?
02:07:26.000 It wouldn't be as fun.
02:07:28.000 You'd want to do it.
02:07:29.000 But the thing is, you see a mama and her babies.
02:07:33.000 The whole thing is...
02:07:34.000 It's kind of fucked up because...
02:07:39.000 There's not a whole lot of other ways to do this.
02:07:41.000 Here's the thing.
02:07:42.000 You've got to locate them on these enormous ranches.
02:07:45.000 So what are you going to do?
02:07:46.000 Are you going to have people go out there with hunting camps and slowly make their way through the bushes?
02:07:53.000 They might kill 250 of them in a month.
02:07:56.000 Or these guys get 250 of them in a day.
02:07:58.000 I'm not arguing with the efficiency of this project.
02:08:00.000 This is extremely efficient.
02:08:02.000 It is an epidemic, though.
02:08:03.000 I mean, what they're saying is accurate.
02:08:06.000 You're seeing all these pigs?
02:08:07.000 I mean, look at the populations that these guys are gunning down.
02:08:10.000 And this is just a fraction of what exists out there.
02:08:13.000 There's the shot right there.
02:08:14.000 That was like right out of The Godfather's.
02:08:16.000 Yeah, the pig hanging from the helicopter.
02:08:18.000 The pig hanging from the helicopter?
02:08:19.000 Look at that.
02:08:20.000 Jamie, that freeze frame on Ted Nugent's face was extra creepy.
02:08:24.000 He looked like he was coming.
02:08:26.000 Wait.
02:08:28.000 This is a real show?
02:08:29.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:08:30.000 I thought this was a goof!
02:08:32.000 That's a real show!
02:08:33.000 That's real.
02:08:33.000 Oh, my God.
02:08:35.000 A porkalypse now.
02:08:36.000 A porkalypse is episodes on Pigman's show.
02:08:39.000 Oh, my God.
02:08:42.000 You see, as a person who loves animals and also eats meat, I understand conflict.
02:08:47.000 I love animals.
02:08:49.000 I love wild animals.
02:08:51.000 I love pets.
02:08:52.000 I love them.
02:08:52.000 But I also eat meat, and they do too.
02:08:54.000 There's a weird relationship going on with people and animals.
02:08:57.000 But that, to me, in modern world, is one of the weirder aspects.
02:09:01.000 Flying around a helicopter, gunning down...
02:09:05.000 Feral pigs that destroy cop crops cause billions of dollars in damage and are spreading across the entire country What else do you do?
02:09:12.000 No, it just seems so unfair 100% unfair but the question is is it unfair if you're jogging through the woods and a bear eats you is that unfair that seems unfair to probably also unfair I mean you're barely levels of unfair barely able to just sustain a nice pace and go jogging if you got a run from a bear Just trying to drop a few LBs.
02:09:32.000 That's it, man.
02:09:33.000 I didn't want to get eaten.
02:09:34.000 This grizzly came from fucking nowhere.
02:09:36.000 I don't know, man.
02:09:37.000 We have weird relationships with animals.
02:09:38.000 You know, I know you eat meat.
02:09:40.000 I do.
02:09:41.000 Yeah, obviously.
02:09:42.000 No, I don't feel too guilty about it either.
02:09:45.000 I eat meat from the grocery store and I don't feel too guilty about it.
02:09:47.000 I'm sorry to say.
02:09:49.000 Well, yeah.
02:09:52.000 That's fucking life.
02:09:53.000 You know.
02:09:54.000 Do you feel bad about factory farming?
02:09:56.000 I try to buy good quality meat from good quality places, but that's about...
02:10:03.000 I don't buy, like, farm-raised fish, and, you know, I don't know.
02:10:08.000 I try and buy good shit if I can.
02:10:10.000 I prefer to eat high-quality things.
02:10:12.000 Yeah.
02:10:13.000 But, I don't know.
02:10:15.000 Should we talk about cars more?
02:10:16.000 Yep.
02:10:17.000 Do we want to?
02:10:17.000 Do you want to?
02:10:18.000 Yeah.
02:10:19.000 What else are you seeing in the world of curse?
02:10:21.000 We just stumbled into an area of dead animals and pigs.
02:10:25.000 Well, this is your show, so that's what's going to happen.
02:10:28.000 I didn't mean to bring it there.
02:10:29.000 But this is when I get to talk to you, so what are you going to do?
02:10:32.000 Oh.
02:10:33.000 That's what happens.
02:10:34.000 I'll tell you what I'm interested in, man.
02:10:36.000 I'm interested in that new Corvette ZR1. Going to drive it next week on Monday and Tuesday at Road Atlanta.
02:10:42.000 That thing looks ridiculous.
02:10:43.000 750 horsepower.
02:10:45.000 See, that's what I'm talking about.
02:10:46.000 When are they going to stop?
02:10:47.000 I don't know.
02:10:47.000 Are they going to hit 1,000 horsepower on a regular car that people can buy?
02:10:52.000 Yes, yeah, you know who will probably do it first actually in terms of like a quote regular car with a thousand horsepower would probably be Electric like an electric car because it's so easy to make that power look at that thing.
02:11:05.000 It's aggressive.
02:11:06.000 Holy shit Yeah, it's aggressive and you see they had to put this monster power bulge in the hood there in the center and So, you know, this Corvette Z06 was out before, and it was very fast, 650 horsepower.
02:11:20.000 But it had this issue where it was heat soaking, wherein, like, you'd lose power because the supercharger would develop so much heat.
02:11:29.000 And it was a small supercharger to fit under the low hood, because the low hood is sort of a thing for Corvette.
02:11:38.000 And the way to make more power while also creating less heat...
02:11:42.000 Is to use a bigger supercharger and spin it slower.
02:11:46.000 As opposed to a smaller one that spun faster.
02:11:49.000 So they had to put a bigger one, which raises the hood.
02:11:53.000 Does it fuck what you don't know yet?
02:11:55.000 Have you even driven it?
02:11:56.000 I was going to say your vantage point, your viewpoint.
02:11:59.000 I don't know.
02:12:00.000 I'll report back a couple weeks.
02:12:02.000 Can you pull a picture up?
02:12:03.000 It's definitely a big old cow hood.
02:12:06.000 I have driven...
02:12:09.000 There's a company called Callaway.
02:12:10.000 You've heard of them?
02:12:11.000 Yes.
02:12:12.000 That's a beautiful car, man.
02:12:15.000 Go back to that image that you just had.
02:12:17.000 The aero package is certainly aggressive.
02:12:20.000 Look at that thing.
02:12:21.000 Yeah.
02:12:21.000 It's a beast.
02:12:22.000 Yeah.
02:12:23.000 That looks so good.
02:12:24.000 So I have driven a Corvette of this generation that has an engine like this, and I drove something called the Callaway Aero Wagon.
02:12:35.000 They actually turned a Corvette into like a shooting brake, like a wagon.
02:12:40.000 Oh, God.
02:12:40.000 It's not that bad.
02:12:41.000 It's pretty cool.
02:12:42.000 But it had 775 horsepower, and it was one of the scariest cars I've ever driven.
02:12:46.000 Look at that side profile that James had.
02:12:48.000 Look, you can get it as a convertible.
02:12:49.000 Wow, that's amazing.
02:12:50.000 A ZR1 as a convertible?
02:12:52.000 Yeah.
02:12:52.000 Did they do anything to extra stiffen it up?
02:12:54.000 Actually, the reason they do this is they say that the roof itself is not a contributor towards the chassis rigidity.
02:13:02.000 So they can sell the car as a coupe or a convertible without any loss of rigidity.
02:13:07.000 That's what they say.
02:13:08.000 So that thing drives...
02:13:11.000 Honestly, I think you're a douche if you buy a ZR1 convertible.
02:13:14.000 Wow, how dare you?
02:13:15.000 I was just thinking about buying one.
02:13:16.000 You can buy the coupe and take the roof off.
02:13:18.000 You can buy the coupe and take the hard roof off still.
02:13:20.000 Right, but that's not the same.
02:13:21.000 It's not the same.
02:13:22.000 It is because you don't look like a douche.
02:13:24.000 Convertibles are for douchebags?
02:13:26.000 The top-performing Corvette engine track package with an aero kit...
02:13:34.000 In a convertible.
02:13:35.000 Go back to that picture of the red convertible again, Jamie.
02:13:37.000 It's for people who suck.
02:13:39.000 How dare you.
02:13:40.000 You son of a bitch.
02:13:42.000 Dude, what are you doing with the top down and that wing?
02:13:44.000 Looking amazing.
02:13:45.000 And the wing.
02:13:45.000 Looking like a player.
02:13:46.000 Jamie, can you break the tie on this?
02:13:48.000 What's your verdict?
02:13:49.000 Convertible or no convertible?
02:13:51.000 Playing some Tiesto music and letting people know.
02:13:55.000 What are you driving with?
02:13:57.000 Who's with you?
02:13:57.000 You.
02:13:58.000 Just by yourself?
02:13:59.000 Just you and me.
02:14:00.000 Just by yourself.
02:14:00.000 It's just to the no convertible.
02:14:01.000 If you're a girl convertible.
02:14:03.000 Oh, okay.
02:14:04.000 Us two no convertible?
02:14:05.000 Yeah, we look desperate out there by ourselves.
02:14:08.000 Two guys in a convertible.
02:14:08.000 Two guys in a convertible is weird.
02:14:10.000 That's a good point.
02:14:12.000 A guy and a girl, that's a very good point by Jamie.
02:14:14.000 Two guys in a convertible is still weird.
02:14:15.000 It's still weird for you?
02:14:17.000 It's weird.
02:14:17.000 In 2018?
02:14:18.000 Any convertible.
02:14:18.000 Well, not if they're gay.
02:14:21.000 But any convertible.
02:14:22.000 Two guys in any convertible is weird.
02:14:24.000 It's like, what are you losers doing?
02:14:28.000 Real men don't put the top down.
02:14:30.000 No, but by yourself, yes.
02:14:32.000 I'm by myself, I'm free, I'm just driving around.
02:14:35.000 You know how you can tell someone's a real bad driver?
02:14:37.000 It's a really surefire way to tell someone's a terrible driver.
02:14:40.000 If they've got a convertible, and they put the windows down, but the front windows go down, and the little back windows stay up, like a 3 Series BMW, where they don't notice those little rear windows are just still up by themselves.
02:14:53.000 That's how you can tell someone's a bad driver, never checks their blind spots.
02:14:57.000 Well, even when you're driving a convertible with the windows up, like, stop.
02:15:00.000 Four's even worse.
02:15:01.000 Two guys in the back, too.
02:15:02.000 Oh, four up?
02:15:03.000 That's bad.
02:15:04.000 In Venice, I see that.
02:15:05.000 I see all the convertible Mustangs loaded up.
02:15:08.000 When I see that, I always look at those four guys and I'm like, one of those guys is dead weight.
02:15:12.000 Guarantee you.
02:15:13.000 One of those guys is a pain in the ass.
02:15:14.000 Three of them hate the other.
02:15:15.000 Yeah, one of those guys always short on how much he puts in for the tab.
02:15:20.000 That's funny.
02:15:20.000 One of those guys.
02:15:21.000 And you never pay for weed, ever!
02:15:24.000 Ha ha!
02:15:26.000 Do we?
02:15:27.000 When I'm doing better, I'll pay, man.
02:15:29.000 Fuck you.
02:15:30.000 That looks so good though.
02:15:31.000 Pull that picture up again.
02:15:33.000 They've really shredded the hell out of it.
02:15:35.000 That looks amazing.
02:15:37.000 Red with black, that ZR1 convertible, that looks fucking amazing.
02:15:41.000 Dude, and it's apparently faster around Virginia International Raceway than the Ford GT, which we just looked at.
02:15:47.000 And the Ford GT is like a race car race car.
02:15:50.000 This thing has like a big trunk and, you know, for all intents and purposes, it's a pretty normal car.
02:15:55.000 That's awesome.
02:15:56.000 I like it.
02:15:57.000 It's not, you know, it's not, there's not a lot of sacrifice going on with driving one of those.
02:16:01.000 You know, you get in it, you drive it, and it's got a big trunk, and it's reasonably comfortable and easy to live with.
02:16:07.000 But it's interesting that this is like this game of like, okay, let's look at watches.
02:16:13.000 There's no real improvement in performance, right?
02:16:16.000 I mean, they're beautiful, but the performance difference between now and ten years ago is not clear.
02:16:21.000 Yeah, and a mechanical watch?
02:16:23.000 No, I mean, there's artistry and there's technological complication.
02:16:29.000 I mean, there's complication for the sake of complication.
02:16:34.000 So they'll have watches like, to use a car example, Imagine a car.
02:16:40.000 And from the outside, it looks roughly like a normal car.
02:16:44.000 Four wheels and a driver's seat.
02:16:47.000 It has one engine, and it has four transmissions coming off of that engine, all of which come back together to make it the car one-wheel drive.
02:17:00.000 Right?
02:17:01.000 Imagine that applied to a watch.
02:17:03.000 So it'll be like one main movement that goes out into four gear trains and then comes back into just an hour and a minute hand.
02:17:13.000 Well, why would you sync up four gear trains when you could do the same thing with one?
02:17:18.000 And it's like, well, because we can.
02:17:20.000 It would be like building a car with two engines.
02:17:22.000 Like, that's not smart, but you'd do it just to be like, I built a fucking car with two engines.
02:17:27.000 Unless you're talking about, like, the NSX engine where you have the front engines for the electric.
02:17:32.000 Exactly, exactly.
02:17:33.000 But I think what I'm getting at is that...
02:17:36.000 With computers and with cars, those are the one thing that you expect an improvement every year.
02:17:41.000 Yeah.
02:17:42.000 Nobody's going to accept the old way.
02:17:44.000 You can't just build, unless you're Singer and you're making something custom.
02:17:47.000 Well, the Singer is what, that example is what the mechanical watch kind of industry is, you know, they position it as a luxury item from a time gone by sort of thing, you know?
02:18:03.000 Whereas, actually, if you want to talk about innovation, this right here is a Grand Seiko, which has a movement called a spring drive movement in it, and it is one of the most advanced and unique mechanical movements available in a watch today.
02:18:17.000 So this is a Seiko?
02:18:18.000 It's a Grand Seiko.
02:18:19.000 What's the difference?
02:18:20.000 So the difference is, it's like, think about a...
02:18:23.000 Like a Lexus?
02:18:24.000 Think about a Lexus.
02:18:26.000 A Seiko is a Lexus, not a Toyota.
02:18:29.000 This is a Lexus LFA. Oh, okay.
02:18:32.000 A Grand Seiko is built in a different factory from the regular Seikos.
02:18:36.000 It's built by hand, completely by hand, all hand-finished, hand-polished.
02:18:41.000 It's built of exotic materials.
02:18:44.000 It has a cool movement.
02:18:45.000 Dude, you should sell watches!
02:18:47.000 I have a watch podcast.
02:18:48.000 It's called Watch and Listen!
02:18:50.000 It's on YouTube.
02:18:51.000 Wow, it's beautiful.
02:18:52.000 Yeah, I mean, and I have what is called the display back on this, so you can see the movement in the back and how high the level of finish is.
02:19:00.000 And you've got sapphire and titanium, and so the spring drive movement is...
02:19:07.000 Without getting crazy, crazy nerdy about it, is actually a true innovation in mechanical watchmaking.
02:19:13.000 So run the chronograph on the front, the top button.
02:19:16.000 Watch the sweep of the chronograph hand, the big second hand.
02:19:21.000 You get a perfectly smooth sweep.
02:19:24.000 The smoothest possible sweep that there could be.
02:19:27.000 It is smooth.
02:19:28.000 It is.
02:19:29.000 It is.
02:19:30.000 It is smooth.
02:19:31.000 How much is a watch like this worth?
02:19:32.000 Around ten.
02:19:34.000 Thousand.
02:19:34.000 Yeah.
02:19:35.000 Amazing.
02:19:35.000 Yeah.
02:19:36.000 God.
02:19:37.000 But it's...
02:19:38.000 This watch is $300.
02:19:40.000 What?
02:19:40.000 Is it a G-Shock?
02:19:41.000 No, G-Shocks are the shit, dude.
02:19:43.000 $300.
02:19:44.000 G-Shocks are awesome.
02:19:45.000 It's got a light on it.
02:19:46.000 Does that have a light?
02:19:47.000 No, but it's polished so that it can see in the dark.
02:19:49.000 Mine tells you the date, motherfucker.
02:19:52.000 Dude, G-Shocks are dope!
02:19:53.000 A G-Shock is a watch guy's tool watch.
02:19:57.000 Like, highly functional, durable.
02:20:00.000 A G-Shock is a total watch guy's watch.
02:20:02.000 You can get G-Shocks that are like $5,000, you know.
02:20:05.000 What?
02:20:05.000 Yeah.
02:20:06.000 Dude, Jamie, look up a $5,000 G-Shock watch.
02:20:09.000 Oh, that's right there.
02:20:10.000 Hold that up.
02:20:11.000 That's John Ward's.
02:20:12.000 Jonathan Ward's own design.
02:20:14.000 That's cool.
02:20:14.000 It's amazing.
02:20:15.000 How cool is that?
02:20:15.000 I think it's based on the Duesberg?
02:20:17.000 Yeah, Duesenberg gauge cluster.
02:20:19.000 And the watch is called the Doozy.
02:20:21.000 And it's got a complication on it called a jump hour complication.
02:20:25.000 So it's basically just a black face, almost looks like a bathroom scale.
02:20:30.000 And it's got two windows, hours on top, minutes on the bottom.
02:20:34.000 And the minutes sweep by slowly.
02:20:37.000 Whereas the hours do not sweep by slowly.
02:20:40.000 At 59 and 59 seconds, the hours click over right fast.
02:20:44.000 So it's a jump hour as opposed to a slow-moving hour.
02:20:49.000 Now, he designed the look or did he design the internals?
02:20:52.000 He designed the look, the face, the complications, and he worked with a Swiss watchmaker to design an actual unique movement to use for this watch.
02:21:03.000 He designed the case and...
02:21:05.000 That's crazy.
02:21:06.000 It is awesome.
02:21:07.000 And that watch is 12 grand.
02:21:08.000 I believe it.
02:21:09.000 He's making 50 of them.
02:21:10.000 I believe it.
02:21:11.000 Yeah.
02:21:11.000 He tried to use the face in that Vantablack shit.
02:21:15.000 What is that?
02:21:16.000 Vantablack is the darkest, the blackest black that has ever existed.
02:21:20.000 Oh, I saw they painted a building with that shit.
02:21:22.000 It looks like a negative space.
02:21:24.000 Dude, get a picture of Vantablack.
02:21:25.000 It doesn't look real.
02:21:27.000 And it's the most black that...
02:21:30.000 That!
02:21:30.000 That's something painted in Vantablack.
02:21:33.000 It's so black that it absorbs all light and you can't even see anything.
02:21:37.000 Wait a minute.
02:21:37.000 Can you paint a car in that?
02:21:38.000 You could, except environmentally it's not a good thing.
02:21:43.000 Hey!
02:21:43.000 Fuck the penguins!
02:21:45.000 Oh, whoever's gonna die.
02:21:47.000 I want a nice black G-Wagon, you fucks.
02:21:50.000 Bro, I need my G-Wagon Vantablack, bro.
02:21:53.000 So this watch here has Vantablack in it.
02:21:59.000 Of course it does.
02:21:59.000 And you'll see it's $95,000, and the Vantablack is just the black background.
02:22:05.000 When you said $95,000, my balls hurt.
02:22:09.000 I made my balls go like this.
02:22:10.000 They went...
02:22:11.000 Bro, they got watches that are a million dollars.
02:22:14.000 What?
02:22:14.000 There's a million dollars.
02:22:15.000 You can buy a million dollar watches right now.
02:22:16.000 300 bucks.
02:22:17.000 G-Shock.
02:22:18.000 Dude, there's a watch called a Jacob Astronomia that is like wearing like a sapphire fishbowl on your fucking hand.
02:22:26.000 I swear, it's the craziest shit you've ever seen.
02:22:29.000 It's so ridiculous.
02:22:31.000 It's like...
02:22:33.000 Liberace the oil chic.
02:22:34.000 Look at that.
02:22:35.000 Oh my god, that is insane.
02:22:36.000 Jamie, top right picture there.
02:22:38.000 See, this has a gold case.
02:22:40.000 That's a sapphire case.
02:22:41.000 The whole thing is sapphire.
02:22:43.000 What if you bump into something and it shatters under your hands?
02:22:46.000 That's so stupid.
02:22:48.000 You're wearing a glass watch.
02:22:48.000 It's not glass, it's sapphire.
02:22:50.000 You Cinderella motherfucker.
02:22:51.000 Dude, the whole case is milled from a block of sapphire.
02:22:54.000 The whole case can go fuck itself.
02:22:56.000 Seriously.
02:22:57.000 It's a million dollars?
02:23:00.000 You deserve...
02:23:01.000 You deserve that thing to break.
02:23:03.000 That's crazy looking.
02:23:05.000 It's hilarious, right?
02:23:05.000 That's a million dollar watch.
02:23:07.000 Yeah.
02:23:07.000 Earth is that.
02:23:08.000 Yeah, that's the Earth.
02:23:09.000 The planets are spinning around.
02:23:10.000 They spin around.
02:23:11.000 Yeah, if you can find a video of it moving, it's nuts.
02:23:13.000 Look at the stars.
02:23:14.000 Yeah.
02:23:15.000 Oh, it's got like a Rolls.
02:23:16.000 If you drove your Rolls Royce with your million dollar watch, you'd be like, what, what?
02:23:19.000 You could coordinate this guy with your star field ceiling.
02:23:23.000 Dude, that is a small Earth.
02:23:25.000 That's crazy.
02:23:26.000 And it literally has the continents and silver.
02:23:29.000 Yeah.
02:23:29.000 And then some blue star thing.
02:23:32.000 What is the water made out of, you think?
02:23:34.000 It's gotta be like...
02:23:36.000 I have no idea.
02:23:38.000 Anodize something.
02:23:39.000 But then there's the diamond sun on the other side.
02:23:42.000 Oh my god.
02:23:43.000 There's a ball.
02:23:44.000 A diamond ball that spins around.
02:23:46.000 Some of them have different stuff on them, too.
02:23:49.000 That's just one.
02:23:50.000 Baller you have to be to be sporting a million dollar watch.
02:23:52.000 Yeah, that one's got a central star.
02:23:55.000 Let me check the time on my million dollar motherfucking watch.
02:23:58.000 That's crazy, right?
02:23:59.000 That's crazy.
02:24:00.000 Yeah.
02:24:00.000 There's some rich people doing some really, really weird rich people things right now.
02:24:05.000 That seems preposterous, that thing with all the diamonds on the bottom.
02:24:08.000 The baguette diamonds?
02:24:08.000 Yeah, that's like some steampunk, futuristic...
02:24:13.000 Ridiculousness.
02:24:14.000 It's weird.
02:24:15.000 Even more so than, you know, cars.
02:24:18.000 It's like, because a car, it's like, okay, you got a $1,000 car, $10,000 car, $100,000 car.
02:24:23.000 But like, yeah, when you zoom in really close.
02:24:26.000 That's a computer version.
02:24:27.000 That's not real.
02:24:28.000 Oh, it's CGI. But that is pretty much what you get.
02:24:30.000 See the astrological signs there?
02:24:32.000 Oh, my God.
02:24:33.000 What is that?
02:24:33.000 The red made out of.
02:24:36.000 It's like amber or something.
02:24:37.000 Oh, probably ruby.
02:24:38.000 The sun's a ruby?
02:24:40.000 It's probably ruby.
02:24:41.000 The sun's probably a yellow diamond.
02:24:46.000 Motherfucker, that is incredible.
02:24:48.000 See, I don't get it, but I get it.
02:24:50.000 Well, you must have been able to appreciate that someone is making a machine that fits in a little fishbowl on your wrist.
02:24:57.000 Look at that.
02:24:59.000 And look, I mean, look, on top of the crazy artistry of this and the ridiculous price and the jewels and all that stuff, the mathematics of that machine work.
02:25:08.000 That is not, that's not just like that for nothing.
02:25:11.000 That does like moon phase, you know, what astrological sign it is.
02:25:16.000 There is an actual function.
02:25:18.000 Look at that one with the dragon.
02:25:19.000 The dragon in it.
02:25:20.000 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
02:25:22.000 That looks like something to come out of a little kid's gumball machine.
02:25:24.000 That's so crazy, right?
02:25:25.000 Scrawl up to, that's amazing looking.
02:25:27.000 Scroll up the other images, though.
02:25:29.000 They had those three watches together.
02:25:31.000 Look at that.
02:25:32.000 Look how good those things look.
02:25:34.000 I mean, that is a crazy thing to have on your arm.
02:25:37.000 It's so crazy, right?
02:25:39.000 That's a million dollars.
02:25:41.000 And if you see someone wearing one in person, it's big.
02:25:44.000 It's like the size of that Yenny lid.
02:25:48.000 A coffee mug on your hand.
02:25:49.000 It's so crazy.
02:25:51.000 It's so big.
02:25:53.000 There's really, people are, they're actually, I mean, you'd be shocked at what people are doing with certain, with machinery and mechanical watchmaking.
02:26:03.000 It's like the fight against friction is the whole thing, right?
02:26:06.000 You've got this tiny little spring, and you need to get as much power out of it as possible, so they engineer these, like, Micrograms of friction out of this stuff.
02:26:17.000 That's the erwork, I think.
02:26:18.000 What the fuck is that?
02:26:19.000 That's some Star Trek shit.
02:26:22.000 Whoa, that's pretty.
02:26:24.000 Yeah.
02:26:24.000 What does the lid look when it's closed?
02:26:26.000 It looks like a Star Trek communicator.
02:26:29.000 Now, how much does something like that go for?
02:26:30.000 It's probably 50 or 60. Oh, sorry.
02:26:32.000 I was going to guess.
02:26:33.000 I was going to guess higher.
02:26:34.000 I was going to guess 75. I think you can get different versions of it.
02:26:37.000 Don't hold me to the price.
02:26:38.000 It's expensive.
02:26:40.000 What do you think it costs, Jamie?
02:26:42.000 75. Yeah, that's what I was saying.
02:26:45.000 75. The top article should have it.
02:26:47.000 The Hodinkee article usually has the price.
02:26:49.000 If you scroll down to the bottom of that article, it should have it.
02:26:52.000 That's it closed right there.
02:26:53.000 So you can read the time when it's closed.
02:26:56.000 So on that watch, it's 827. Yeah.
02:27:02.000 And what does it look like when it's closed?
02:27:03.000 Go up.
02:27:04.000 That's closed right there?
02:27:05.000 Yeah, that's closed.
02:27:06.000 Yeah.
02:27:06.000 And then that's another version.
02:27:08.000 Oh, so does it have different tops?
02:27:09.000 Yeah.
02:27:10.000 The clear top or the metallic one.
02:27:13.000 And then there's a carbon back.
02:27:14.000 That's a pretty watch.
02:27:16.000 Yeah.
02:27:16.000 It's pretty looking.
02:27:17.000 If you scroll all the way down, it should say the price.
02:27:20.000 No?
02:27:21.000 68,000.
02:27:22.000 There you go.
02:27:23.000 Fucking expensive.
02:27:26.000 There's some wild stuff.
02:27:27.000 There's a company called HYT that makes watches that have a liquid that moves around, and it tells you the time based on almost like a thermometer.
02:27:35.000 The liquid goes up to this level.
02:27:38.000 There's a watch by a company called Devon, D-E-V-O-N, that's a belt-driven watch where you have a series of conveyor belts on your wrist.
02:27:45.000 What?
02:27:46.000 Yeah, there's the HYT, so the green...
02:27:48.000 The green liquid goes around the dial.
02:27:54.000 It's like a nuclear ooze that flows through the dial.
02:27:59.000 So it changes depending upon the time?
02:28:03.000 Yeah.
02:28:03.000 So that goo, it flows.
02:28:06.000 Go back to the one with the green goo on the top left there.
02:28:10.000 So it like fills up around the dial, and then it resets.
02:28:13.000 So is that what a minute is when it goes all the way around?
02:28:15.000 Is it a minute?
02:28:17.000 No, it's an hour, I believe.
02:28:18.000 That's amazing.
02:28:19.000 It's awesome, right?
02:28:20.000 That's amazing.
02:28:21.000 So you look down, and that's how you know where it is in the hour.
02:28:23.000 Yeah, and then it had a typical hour hand.
02:28:26.000 Yeah, and then this one, it flows around the skull.
02:28:29.000 Dude.
02:28:30.000 How much does something like that cost?
02:28:31.000 A hundred grand or something.
02:28:33.000 Jesus.
02:28:33.000 Axl Rose is actually sponsored by them, believe it or not.
02:28:36.000 Of course he is.
02:28:36.000 It works, right?
02:28:37.000 It's on brand for him.
02:28:38.000 I think this is about a hundred grand.
02:28:39.000 So when you say sponsored, what do they do?
02:28:41.000 They get Axl to wear it on stage?
02:28:43.000 Yeah, he wears one.
02:28:45.000 You know, I follow these dumb watch spotter Instagram accounts.
02:28:48.000 They sell for upwards of $50,000.
02:28:50.000 I think it's more than that.
02:28:52.000 Look at that.
02:28:53.000 $50,000 is $75,000.
02:28:55.000 They're expensive, man.
02:28:56.000 It's David Cross selling watches.
02:28:58.000 Ha!
02:28:59.000 $285,000 to H3. A particular ultralight high-end model.
02:29:05.000 Which one's that one?
02:29:06.000 But there's some materials in this stuff.
02:29:09.000 They use crazy forged carbon there.
02:29:14.000 $95,000 used for a Skull one.
02:29:16.000 Ooh, let me see that.
02:29:18.000 That's pretty.
02:29:19.000 Yeah.
02:29:19.000 They're real crazy.
02:29:21.000 I mean, you can get lost in this stuff.
02:29:23.000 I mean, the machinery of it and the materials.
02:29:25.000 What color do you think the liquid is that goes around that fucker?
02:29:28.000 I don't know.
02:29:28.000 They may have a different picture with a different liquid.
02:29:30.000 So that's how the minutes go.
02:29:32.000 Yeah.
02:29:32.000 And then there was an hour.
02:29:33.000 That is so crazy.
02:29:35.000 Press that.
02:29:36.000 Let's see if there's an animation.
02:29:38.000 So you can see how this fucker works.
02:29:39.000 Here's the liquid going.
02:29:43.000 So cool.
02:29:45.000 That is fucking dope.
02:29:47.000 I love the fact that people are so creative.
02:29:50.000 They can figure out how to do things like this on something like a watch.
02:29:55.000 See, look at the red goo going around the skull.
02:29:58.000 Isn't that awesome?
02:29:59.000 Oh my god.
02:30:01.000 I'm in love with it.
02:30:02.000 It's so cool, right?
02:30:03.000 It's amazing.
02:30:05.000 I'm in love with this.
02:30:06.000 And then look, it goes back.
02:30:07.000 But it goes back quick.
02:30:09.000 It goes back quick and resets.
02:30:11.000 Oh, wow.
02:30:11.000 And the eyes fill up when it goes back.
02:30:14.000 Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
02:30:16.000 Oh my god.
02:30:17.000 It's some really next level, like there's bellows and pumps and it's like pumping like liquid around.
02:30:22.000 Dude.
02:30:23.000 Right?
02:30:24.000 I had no idea.
02:30:25.000 Yeah.
02:30:25.000 I had no idea people were doing this.
02:30:27.000 Dude, people are doing crazy things.
02:30:29.000 That is fucking badass.
02:30:31.000 So that's really crazy.
02:30:33.000 So I have a watch that is called a perpetual calendar, which is like a traditional complicated watch.
02:30:39.000 So it does day of the week, Date of the month, month of the year, four-digit year, moon phase, power reserve, okay?
02:30:49.000 And the time, obviously.
02:30:51.000 And it has all of those functions.
02:30:54.000 And if you keep the watch running, you know, it's mechanical.
02:30:57.000 You've got to keep it wound up.
02:30:58.000 If you keep it wound and running, it will be accurate for all of those things without needing any adjustment for about 300 years.
02:31:07.000 Okay.
02:31:07.000 Like leap years, how many days are in the month that you're in, like all of that shit.
02:31:12.000 Yeah, IWC Big Pilot Perpetual Calendar.
02:31:16.000 See, this is more of what I like.
02:31:17.000 It's all math.
02:31:18.000 I like a watch that looks like that, like a classic looking regular watch.
02:31:21.000 Yeah, look up the Big Pilot Perpetual Calendar.
02:31:24.000 I like their watches, IWC. They make beautiful watches.
02:31:28.000 Like that right there to me, that's like a perfect looking watch.
02:31:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:31:31.000 I like normal looking shit.
02:31:33.000 Yeah, Big Pilot, yeah.
02:31:35.000 Uh...
02:31:38.000 Which one is it?
02:31:39.000 Orange hands, down.
02:31:40.000 Yeah, that's it, but go down on the left.
02:31:42.000 Bottom left.
02:31:43.000 Yeah, that's the one.
02:31:45.000 Wow.
02:31:45.000 So it's got a lot going on there.
02:31:47.000 So that's the one that you have?
02:31:48.000 That's the one I have, yeah.
02:31:49.000 That's a beautiful watch.
02:31:50.000 Yeah, and it's big, it's big and chunky and heavy, but you see it's got four-digit year, and then the month at the six o'clock mark, day of the week, and the second hand at the nine o'clock, and then the date and the power reserve at the three o'clock.
02:32:05.000 And if you keep that running, that'll give you June 3rd, 2018, Friday, you know, whatever, automatically it knows all the math.
02:32:17.000 Hundreds of years.
02:32:18.000 Wow.
02:32:19.000 Crazy, right?
02:32:19.000 All you have to do is keep it running.
02:32:20.000 Just keep it running.
02:32:21.000 So you have to just put it in a perpetual watch machine?
02:32:24.000 Yeah, or wear it.
02:32:25.000 Or wear it.
02:32:25.000 Fortunately, I like wearing it, and it has an eight-day power reserve.
02:32:28.000 So if I wear it one day out of every eight days, it's great.
02:32:32.000 Oh, so it has a battery assist?
02:32:33.000 No, no.
02:32:34.000 The spring will keep going for eight days.
02:32:36.000 Yeah, yeah, eight days.
02:32:37.000 Whoa.
02:32:38.000 Yeah, and then you see in the inner gauge at the three o'clock position, it says days, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
02:32:45.000 Right.
02:32:46.000 This one's dead.
02:32:47.000 It's in this empty gauge, but normally it stays up by the S in days when it's full.
02:32:51.000 Wow.
02:32:52.000 Yeah, and it shows you how much is left.
02:32:54.000 This watch has a fuel gauge as well.
02:32:56.000 Let's you know how much juice.
02:32:58.000 Yeah, see, look, right down here at the seven o'clock position, that watch has a fuel gauge as well.
02:33:03.000 Very helpful.
02:33:04.000 That's crazy.
02:33:05.000 My favorite feature in mechanical watches is the fuel gauge.
02:33:07.000 Is that an actual fuel icon?
02:33:10.000 It looks like one, kind of, yeah.
02:33:12.000 It does kind of look like one.
02:33:13.000 Yeah.
02:33:14.000 Wow.
02:33:15.000 Yeah.
02:33:15.000 That's dope.
02:33:16.000 So, watches.
02:33:17.000 I have a podcast about all this called Watch and Listen.
02:33:20.000 I do it with a watchmaker who, like, takes shit apart.
02:33:23.000 Cameron Weiss, he's the man.
02:33:25.000 Watches are connected to extreme materialism in a lot of people's eyes.
02:33:28.000 Totally.
02:33:29.000 Yeah, it's one of those things where people are like, oh god, you're into watches.
02:33:32.000 You must be a douche.
02:33:34.000 Totally.
02:33:35.000 It's a fair argument.
02:33:36.000 Yeah.
02:33:36.000 Because watches are also used as trophies and flashy shit.
02:33:39.000 But they're also cool.
02:33:40.000 They're also cool.
02:33:41.000 Yeah, I get it.
02:33:43.000 That is true.
02:33:44.000 Same thing I feel with cars.
02:33:46.000 I mean, look, if you...
02:33:47.000 Is every person who buys a...
02:33:51.000 You know, Ferrari LaFerrari.
02:33:53.000 Is every one of those people a douche?
02:33:56.000 No.
02:33:56.000 Some are, and some are the ultimate enthusiast.
02:34:00.000 75. 75?
02:34:01.000 No, I don't know.
02:34:02.000 It might be 50. No, it might be 50. It could be.
02:34:04.000 You know, there's enthusiasts and there's douches in everything.
02:34:07.000 In everything.
02:34:08.000 Yeah.
02:34:09.000 And the thing is, there's a reason why those things are highly coveted.
02:34:12.000 Because they're fucking amazing.
02:34:14.000 Yeah.
02:34:14.000 You know, that watch, I don't want a million dollar watch, but that watch is the shit.
02:34:17.000 I would never wear it if I had it.
02:34:18.000 Dude, if you're in Beverly Hills, go in the store.
02:34:20.000 The Jacobs store in Beverly Hills.
02:34:22.000 I don't want to get frisked.
02:34:24.000 Do the fucking TSA thing on you.
02:34:26.000 Yeah, right.
02:34:27.000 Yeah, I'm sure.
02:34:27.000 They must be really worried about people walking in that store.
02:34:30.000 You gotta get buzzed in it.
02:34:31.000 Do you really?
02:34:31.000 Yeah.
02:34:32.000 Oh, God.
02:34:34.000 Fuck you.
02:34:35.000 He's selling something.
02:34:37.000 Dude, you could smash and grab like six million dollars.
02:34:40.000 I know.
02:34:40.000 Isn't that crazy?
02:34:41.000 Somebody just did that recently.
02:34:44.000 In England, they smashed and grabbed a watch store with machetes.
02:34:49.000 Yeah, because, you know, there's this thing in England going on right now.
02:34:53.000 I don't know if you know it, but London has, for the first time ever, passed the United States, passed New York City, rather.
02:35:01.000 For the most murders.
02:35:02.000 Really?
02:35:03.000 Yeah, ever.
02:35:03.000 Since 1800. They're all just stabbing each other?
02:35:05.000 Stabbing each other.
02:35:06.000 So the London mayor, mayor of London on Twitter, wrote a tweet that has been getting him tortured online, saying there is no reason to have a knife.
02:35:15.000 Oh, I saw that.
02:35:17.000 If we catch you with a knife, you will be...
02:35:18.000 We catch you.
02:35:19.000 You!
02:35:20.000 You!
02:35:20.000 Regular guy.
02:35:21.000 You, regular guy.
02:35:22.000 Pocket knife.
02:35:22.000 I open packages.
02:35:23.000 I carry a knife.
02:35:24.000 I want to cut a piece of rope.
02:35:25.000 I have a knife on me.
02:35:26.000 He said, okay, not anymore.
02:35:27.000 No, in London, this guy's saying, if you have a knife and you're caught with one, you'll be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
02:35:34.000 And, of course, United States, we're going crazy over here.
02:35:36.000 Like, oh, I thought it was a gun problem.
02:35:38.000 I thought it was a fucking gun problem.
02:35:39.000 You're going to ban knives?
02:35:40.000 What's next?
02:35:41.000 Fucking scissors?
02:35:42.000 What are you going to do?
02:35:44.000 Where's this going to end?
02:35:44.000 Yeah.
02:35:46.000 Yeah.
02:35:47.000 I do have to think, I think we have a little bit of a gun problem.
02:35:50.000 We definitely have an issue.
02:35:51.000 We have a gun problem.
02:35:51.000 We definitely have something going on.
02:35:52.000 But this smash and grab, these motherfuckers use machetes.
02:35:55.000 That's gangster.
02:35:56.000 That's gangster.
02:35:57.000 Because they knew nobody had a gun.
02:35:59.000 You know, you try to use a machete and dudes behind the counter have shotguns.
02:36:02.000 You've got a real problem.
02:36:03.000 Yeah.
02:36:04.000 There's a homemade machete.
02:36:05.000 A homemade machete?
02:36:06.000 Yeah.
02:36:07.000 Wow.
02:36:07.000 How gangster is that?
02:36:09.000 How do they know it's homemade?
02:36:10.000 Because they caught the guy?
02:36:10.000 Yeah, it says, quotes, homemade.
02:36:13.000 They caught him.
02:36:14.000 In my house.
02:36:15.000 I made it right here.
02:36:17.000 Come on inside.
02:36:18.000 Good for you.
02:36:19.000 I guess he didn't get away.
02:36:20.000 No.
02:36:21.000 Good attempt.
02:36:22.000 Yeah, but it's again, watches.
02:36:24.000 When you think about something small, like jewelry and watches, something that's this little, and something you fit in your hand can be worth a million dollars.
02:36:31.000 It's one of the only things in life where something that fits in your hand is worth a million dollars.
02:36:36.000 Yeah, and there's also a lot of the mainstream brands like, you know, Rolex and whatever, there's a lot of false prop-up of the value.
02:36:46.000 They intentionally, you know, they don't build as many Submariners as they could because they want to drive the market up, demand up, and it keeps the used values high.
02:36:54.000 And there's an entire ecosystem, you know, based on new and used watch values.
02:37:00.000 Yeah.
02:37:00.000 Well, I think the craziest value thing...
02:37:03.000 And anything of, like, high-end things that people love is diamonds.
02:37:06.000 Yeah.
02:37:06.000 Because they're not even really that rare anymore.
02:37:09.000 Yeah, didn't I just read, you can make them in a microwave now?
02:37:11.000 Isn't that a thing?
02:37:11.000 A microwave?
02:37:11.000 I read an article that they figured out how to make diamonds in a microwave.
02:37:14.000 What?
02:37:14.000 Yeah.
02:37:15.000 How do they do that?
02:37:16.000 The same way they fucking make them in a lab.
02:37:19.000 Someone figured out a process.
02:37:20.000 Carbon and heat.
02:37:21.000 You know, when they make them in a lab, it's really interesting.
02:37:24.000 I don't think they can make really big ones in a lab yet.
02:37:27.000 I think they can only make, like, one or two carats.
02:37:29.000 Uh-huh.
02:37:30.000 I might be wrong.
02:37:31.000 I would definitely be down with getting cremated and being turned into a diamond.
02:37:34.000 Here it goes.
02:37:35.000 Scientists have figured out a way to make diamonds in a microphone, and it could change the diamond industry.
02:37:39.000 Oh, shit.
02:37:40.000 It's over, bitches.
02:37:41.000 April 9th just happened, huh?
02:37:42.000 Oh, yeah.
02:37:43.000 I read this article, and I just noticed now it's Business Insider.
02:37:46.000 I don't trust them.
02:37:47.000 Look at this.
02:37:48.000 Yeah.
02:37:48.000 Placing a tiny fragment of a diamond, a carbon seed, in a microwave with varying amounts of carbon-heavy gas.
02:37:54.000 The result is a synthetic ethical diamond with the exact same structure and chemical composition as a diamond that came from the ground.
02:38:01.000 It works so well, experts reportedly need machines to tell the lab-grown gems apart from the natural ones.
02:38:08.000 Estimated by 2026, the number of lab-made diamonds will skyrocket to 20 million carats.
02:38:14.000 So then, here's the thing.
02:38:16.000 Anyone who owns a natural diamond, that diamond's now in the toilet.
02:38:19.000 You think so?
02:38:20.000 Yes.
02:38:20.000 Because they'll be like, this is natural.
02:38:22.000 This shit came from God itself.
02:38:22.000 What if they can't tell the difference, though?
02:38:24.000 You go to a machine.
02:38:25.000 Like, this motherfucker's got a machine.
02:38:27.000 Who's got a machine?
02:38:28.000 People would want to know.
02:38:29.000 They would want to know.
02:38:30.000 I need to know.
02:38:30.000 Is it machine certified that it came out of the ground?
02:38:33.000 I don't know.
02:38:34.000 Is this Blood Diamond?
02:38:35.000 I only want Blood Diamonds.
02:38:36.000 I got engaged a few months ago.
02:38:38.000 Congratulations.
02:38:39.000 Thank you.
02:38:40.000 And I got a great deal from somebody who I nicknamed Blood Diamond.
02:38:43.000 It's not a Blood Diamond, I assure you, but I just love calling him Blood Diamond.
02:38:48.000 I just love it!
02:38:50.000 And Hannah gets very upset.
02:38:51.000 Can you fucking stop it?
02:38:52.000 I don't want to wear this thing around anymore.
02:38:56.000 Yeah, well that's the thing too.
02:38:58.000 It's like they've got that business on lockdown.
02:39:01.000 Do you want to prove your love and your commitment to a relationship?
02:39:04.000 Well, you need to buy one of these.
02:39:05.000 You can't buy a fucking a car.
02:39:08.000 Nope.
02:39:08.000 You can't buy an engagement car.
02:39:10.000 I tried to do that actually.
02:39:12.000 I was going to propose with an engagement Jeep Wagoneer.
02:39:14.000 That's a good move.
02:39:15.000 It was, until they get mad at you.
02:39:18.000 They want the diamond to show their friends.
02:39:20.000 Look, Matt stepped up.
02:39:22.000 He stepped up.
02:39:23.000 Clarity is perfect.
02:39:24.000 It's amazing.
02:39:25.000 He stepped up.
02:39:27.000 Did Mike step up?
02:39:28.000 Mike didn't step up.
02:39:30.000 Matt stepped up.
02:39:31.000 Mike didn't step up.
02:39:32.000 Mike's like, fuck those fucking diamonds.
02:39:34.000 They're all thieves.
02:39:36.000 You know, it's not really worth that much.
02:39:37.000 CZs, bro.
02:39:38.000 Just need a CZ. If a girl found out that you had a fake diamond...
02:39:43.000 That was the thing that happened to an aunt of mine.
02:39:46.000 She found her diamond was fake?
02:39:48.000 Yeah, she was getting divorced.
02:39:49.000 And she went to bring her ring in.
02:39:51.000 She found out it was fake.
02:39:53.000 Trump gave someone fake diamond cufflinks.
02:39:57.000 Who was that?
02:39:58.000 Someone in business, he gave him a pair of diamond cufflinks and he went and looked and they were fucking CZs.
02:40:03.000 If that's the case, if he did that to you, that guy's ready to fuck you.
02:40:06.000 He's about to make something go down.
02:40:08.000 He's about to roll.
02:40:08.000 That guy's gonna roll.
02:40:10.000 Mueller.
02:40:12.000 Mueller.
02:40:13.000 That guy's steaming right now.
02:40:14.000 Fucking fake diamonds.
02:40:16.000 You don't respect me, Mr. Trump?
02:40:18.000 Well, I don't respect you.
02:40:19.000 Trump has been giving out fake diamond cufflinks for years.
02:40:22.000 Oh my God, he's hilarious.
02:40:25.000 He is hilarious.
02:40:26.000 Do they shrink his hands for those pictures on purpose?
02:40:28.000 No!
02:40:29.000 Because his hands aren't little.
02:40:31.000 Everybody always calls his hands little.
02:40:32.000 There's something he does with his hands that make him look little.
02:40:35.000 It's like he does a lot of stuff like this.
02:40:38.000 It could just be little in proportion to his head, which is gigantic.
02:40:42.000 And getting bigger, apparently.
02:40:45.000 He's going down now.
02:40:46.000 When they raided his attorney's offices, here's the thing.
02:40:50.000 In order to get all that stuff passed through, Republicans have to agree to that.
02:40:57.000 Actual Republicans and people that should be his supporters had to be a part of the whole process.
02:41:02.000 I read that everyone that signed it was an appointee of his administration.
02:41:06.000 He's in trouble.
02:41:06.000 If they're raiding your lawyer's office, you are so fucked.
02:41:10.000 And if it all goes down that he winds up getting in trouble, not even for Russia, but for paying off a chick that he had sex with...
02:41:16.000 Imagine it's a porn chick that takes this whole thing down?
02:41:20.000 Listen, man, I need...
02:41:21.000 Oh, Justin Martindale, an apology.
02:41:22.000 He was saying that she's the Monica Lewinsky for this administration.
02:41:26.000 Oh, come on!
02:41:27.000 No way!
02:41:28.000 I was like, he's going to brush this off.
02:41:29.000 It's going to be nothing.
02:41:30.000 Nobody cares, because everybody knows...
02:41:32.000 They know he did it, so it's not...
02:41:33.000 It's not even a question of whether he did it.
02:41:35.000 Right.
02:41:35.000 Yeah.
02:41:36.000 But it's a matter of whether or not it's legal.
02:41:38.000 Yeah, it's a campaign finance violation.
02:41:42.000 That's a campaign finance.
02:41:44.000 And then admitting to knowing about the payout is like admitting to obstruction.
02:41:49.000 It's like a whole other...
02:41:50.000 When he talked about it in that interview, when someone caught him getting onto his plane and he acknowledged the lawsuit.
02:41:57.000 Whoops.
02:41:58.000 It's just he fucks up, man.
02:42:00.000 He doesn't know how to shut the fuck up.
02:42:03.000 Well, not only that, his whole life has been about not shutting the fuck up, about saying whatever you want.
02:42:07.000 Like, that's his instincts.
02:42:08.000 And all of a sudden, you put him in this position.
02:42:11.000 Accountability?
02:42:11.000 What's that?
02:42:12.000 I want you to be a totally different thing now.
02:42:14.000 I want you to be presidential.
02:42:15.000 Meanwhile, he's trying to pick fights with Joe Biden on Twitter.
02:42:18.000 You're not going to change a 70-year-old billionaire.
02:42:21.000 Yeah.
02:42:21.000 You're not going to change that guy.
02:42:23.000 He's been told yes a thousand times a day for the last 40 years.
02:42:27.000 What do you think is going to happen with him?
02:42:29.000 Do you think they're going to kick him out?
02:42:31.000 What do you think is going to happen?
02:42:32.000 Yeah, I think it's not going to...
02:42:34.000 I just don't see how he can make it through four years.
02:42:36.000 I don't know.
02:42:37.000 It's only one year.
02:42:38.000 Yeah.
02:42:39.000 One year and a couple months.
02:42:40.000 It's very bad.
02:42:41.000 It's very bad.
02:42:42.000 While we've been going on, Paul Ryan has announced that he's going to not seek re-election.
02:42:47.000 Oh, thank God.
02:42:48.000 Fuck Paul Ryan.
02:42:50.000 He probably sees the writing on the wall.
02:42:51.000 Yeah.
02:42:52.000 What does that guy do now?
02:42:53.000 Apparently he had some kind of realistic challenger Democrat that has been really ramping up their campaign and he does not want to stick around to see how that's gonna go.
02:43:03.000 Really?
02:43:03.000 He doesn't want to lose?
02:43:04.000 He doesn't want to get humiliated, yeah.
02:43:06.000 Wow, that's what it is, you think?
02:43:08.000 Or maybe he's just tired of all this shit.
02:43:09.000 No way!
02:43:10.000 Maybe he needs to get paid for all those fucking bribes.
02:43:14.000 Like, now it's time.
02:43:15.000 I saw the day that the former speaker, John Boehner, is now on the board of a major marijuana company.
02:43:21.000 Yeah, he went all pro-legalization.
02:43:24.000 Gotta get that paper.
02:43:25.000 How do you feel about this legalization situation?
02:43:27.000 I hate it.
02:43:28.000 I hate it too!
02:43:29.000 I think they should lock people up.
02:43:31.000 Lock them up.
02:43:31.000 They're getting high.
02:43:32.000 Lock them up.
02:43:33.000 But compared to Prop 215, compared to 17 to 18, what do you think?
02:43:39.000 What don't you like about it?
02:43:41.000 Well, the 30% sales tax, which was inevitable, but...
02:43:44.000 This is what I like about that.
02:43:45.000 It's still reasonable.
02:43:47.000 You can get high on a very small amount of money for a long period of time.
02:43:51.000 That's true.
02:43:51.000 I don't think we should be complaining about that.
02:43:53.000 Two, I think we could show that there's a real benefit to legalization that benefits communities, benefits schools, firemen, police officers, whoever can get that money.
02:44:00.000 And I think that's where the money should be allocated.
02:44:02.000 And I think you could get billions of dollars for the state just doing that.
02:44:05.000 And I think that is a real positive aspect of legalization that might be the one thing that's going to be the straw that breaks the camel's back across the country.
02:44:13.000 When people realize that you can make real money and that real money can be beneficial to things that communities need.
02:44:18.000 Plus, you starve out illegal drug selling.
02:44:21.000 Illegal drug selling is what the real problem has always been.
02:44:24.000 When you make something illegal, only criminals are going to sell it, then you have criminal mentality.
02:44:28.000 You have people that have guns and gangs, and those are the people that we're scared of, not businesses.
02:44:33.000 If we were scared of businesses, we'd be trying to close liquor stores.
02:44:35.000 Nobody gives a shit about wineries.
02:44:37.000 You know, those are drug stores.
02:44:39.000 A winery is a drug dealer.
02:44:40.000 They are.
02:44:41.000 They just sell delicious drugs.
02:44:43.000 About wine, yeah.
02:44:44.000 They just sell delicious drugs.
02:44:45.000 I mean, and I'm for them, 100%.
02:44:47.000 I love wine.
02:44:48.000 That's not my point.
02:44:48.000 And Danica Patrick was selling wine, too, yeah.
02:44:50.000 Things should be legal.
02:44:51.000 Things should be legal.
02:44:52.000 And when marijuana is legal, tax the fucking shit out of it and give that money back to the community and everybody benefits.
02:44:57.000 People like you and I, who are responsible, grown adults, who pay our taxes and are good people, and we like to get high occasionally.
02:45:05.000 We should be able to buy it with no worry about being locked in a fucking cage, and that money should go to schools.
02:45:10.000 That money should go to fix the streets.
02:45:12.000 That money should go to cops and firemen.
02:45:14.000 That's what it should go to.
02:45:15.000 It should.
02:45:16.000 Do we know where it's being allocated?
02:45:18.000 I have no idea.
02:45:18.000 I have no idea.
02:45:19.000 No idea.
02:45:19.000 I would hope it's...
02:45:21.000 Here it goes.
02:45:21.000 I'm joining the board of Anchorage Holdings.
02:45:23.000 Anchorage Holdings.
02:45:24.000 Anchorage, sorry.
02:45:25.000 Because my thinking on cannabis has evolved.
02:45:28.000 My man got high!
02:45:30.000 Yeah.
02:45:31.000 I was anti, and then I got some of this good shit right here.
02:45:34.000 I'm convinced descheduling the drug is needed so that we can do research, help our veterans, and reverse the opioid epidemic ravaging our communities.
02:45:44.000 Yes, I agree.
02:45:45.000 And I would add to that, get high.
02:45:47.000 So we can get high.
02:45:49.000 Put everyone out of jail.
02:45:50.000 Is there evidence showing weed reduces opioid use?
02:45:54.000 It is, right?
02:45:55.000 Well, it really depends upon how it's used.
02:45:59.000 It can benefit some people with some kind of pain.
02:46:02.000 I don't think it's realistic to say that some people that are in horrible, horrible pain would get the same reaction from marijuana they get for opiates.
02:46:10.000 People with really bad Burns, for instance.
02:46:13.000 Right, but if you just become addicted, for not medical reasons, I'm talking about if you become addicted to oxys.
02:46:22.000 There's better drugs.
02:46:23.000 There's better drugs that get you off it.
02:46:25.000 There's quite a few that can help you.
02:46:27.000 Probably the most powerful and the most efficient is ibogaine.
02:46:32.000 Oh, yeah, like ayahuasca ibogaine?
02:46:34.000 No, no, no.
02:46:35.000 Ibogaine is not ayahuasca.
02:46:36.000 Ayahuasca is a hallucinogenic That is from South America.
02:46:40.000 It's dimethyltryptamine.
02:46:42.000 Ibogaine is from the iboga tree.
02:46:44.000 Is that from Breaking Open the Head?
02:46:47.000 There's a book called Breaking Open the Head?
02:46:48.000 I'm sure he covered that.
02:46:49.000 I'm sure he did.
02:46:50.000 But Ibogaine is something I haven't experienced, so I'm just talking out of what I've read.
02:46:56.000 Essentially a ruthlessly introspective 24-hour trip that rewires the way your brain views addiction and has a high level of Interesting.
02:47:08.000 In rehabilitating people.
02:47:10.000 Like, just killing the desire to do opiates.
02:47:12.000 Huh.
02:47:13.000 Are they doing that in America?
02:47:14.000 Mexico.
02:47:14.000 Gotta go to Mexico.
02:47:15.000 Can't go to America.
02:47:16.000 It's illegal in America, of course.
02:47:18.000 Is it like a sweat lodge shaman type thing, or is it a hospital type situation?
02:47:22.000 Hospital type situations.
02:47:24.000 My buddy Ed Clay runs a, I think he still does, runs a clinic down in Mexico, and he started it because of his experiences with pills.
02:47:32.000 He got hurt, got on pain pills, had a real hard time with them, went to get on Ibogaine to get off the pain pills.
02:47:38.000 It worked like a charm.
02:47:39.000 And he was like, holy shit, I need to let people know about this.
02:47:41.000 You can get your life back.
02:47:43.000 And it's not something you get addicted to.
02:47:45.000 It's apparently something that you have a really hard time doing it again.
02:47:48.000 It's rough.
02:47:49.000 Yeah, it's like, you go, okay, that was enough.
02:47:51.000 Yeah, like DMT. Exactly.
02:47:53.000 It's one of those things where...
02:47:54.000 One was enough.
02:47:55.000 You did it once?
02:47:55.000 Yeah, in college, and that was sufficient.
02:47:58.000 You can get a lot out of one.
02:48:00.000 Yeah.
02:48:01.000 I had a plaid, plaid fucking world.
02:48:04.000 Yeah.
02:48:04.000 Flying around, it was full out-of-body nuts.
02:48:07.000 Oh, yeah.
02:48:08.000 It's pretty nuts.
02:48:09.000 Yeah.
02:48:09.000 I think the difference in Ibogaine versus DMT, DMT is ego dissolving and very hallucinogenic and you see these amazing visualizations.
02:48:19.000 Ibogaine seems to not have that, but instead be like deeply, like to the cellular level, introspective.
02:48:27.000 And there's some sort of a physical action that happens in the way your brain...
02:48:35.000 The way your brain looks at addiction changes pretty radically.
02:48:38.000 Do you need to be like coached through it or it just happens?
02:48:41.000 You should probably...
02:48:41.000 I think all those things should be done in places where people are going to feel safe and where people have done it before and where people have experience with people that have done it before.
02:48:50.000 Having a real center that has real professionals and medical health staff, that's what you want.
02:48:59.000 And the only thing that's keeping that from happening in America and keeping millions and millions of people from getting off pills.
02:49:06.000 Drug companies.
02:49:07.000 Drug companies.
02:49:08.000 Drug companies lobbying to keep all these very helpful things illegal.
02:49:12.000 And we're slowly but surely going to work them out.
02:49:14.000 And the way we're going to work them out is through money.
02:49:16.000 That's why I like the fact that marijuana has a 30% tax.
02:49:19.000 Make it 50. I don't give a fuck.
02:49:21.000 What's a joint?
02:49:22.000 How much is a joint?
02:49:23.000 A joint can get you high all day.
02:49:25.000 Think about what a drink is.
02:49:27.000 A drink.
02:49:27.000 You go to a bar, you get a drink.
02:49:28.000 How much does a drink cost?
02:49:30.000 Eight dollars?
02:49:31.000 Yeah.
02:49:31.000 $8 worth of weed will fuck you up for many days.
02:49:35.000 I don't know about many days.
02:49:37.000 Two days.
02:49:38.000 Maybe one day.
02:49:39.000 How much is a joint?
02:49:40.000 Maybe half a day.
02:49:41.000 If you're buying a pre-roll joint, like $10, $12.
02:49:44.000 That was $25.
02:49:45.000 This is $25.
02:49:46.000 That's like a fat cigar godfather.
02:49:49.000 That will put you on Pluto.
02:49:50.000 You'll be over there with David Bowie.
02:49:52.000 I know, but it was $25 last month, and now it's $33.
02:49:57.000 A shot of McAllen, though, is well over 25, probably, at any bar.
02:50:00.000 Yes, it is.
02:50:01.000 He's right.
02:50:02.000 All right, fine, fine.
02:50:03.000 My taxes on my weed are good.
02:50:05.000 Fine.
02:50:06.000 Thank you.
02:50:06.000 Ten years I've been buying legal weed, and all of a sudden I want to buy illegal weed because of the taxes, and you just talked to me, guilted me even, back into legal weed.
02:50:14.000 I'm happy to pay it, and I think that it's, you know, I understand.
02:50:18.000 Like, yeah, man, maybe it's okay for you.
02:50:20.000 I get it, I get it.
02:50:21.000 No, I'm not making that point.
02:50:22.000 No, you're not, but some people would.
02:50:25.000 But I'm saying the money, if it goes to a good cause, if we really can change the way people perceive drugs.
02:50:30.000 Because there's not a war on drugs.
02:50:32.000 That is a lie.
02:50:33.000 There's drugs everywhere.
02:50:35.000 They're prescribed.
02:50:36.000 You can get them at a drugstore.
02:50:37.000 You can get them at a liquor store.
02:50:39.000 You can get drugs.
02:50:40.000 There's a lot of drugs.
02:50:41.000 It's just certain drugs.
02:50:42.000 The ones that they can't You know, corporatize as easily.
02:50:46.000 So the way to get it in is not through the corporation's influence, but through the influence of the consumer.
02:50:53.000 The consumer paying exorbitant amount of taxes on these things willingly is going to change the opinion.
02:50:59.000 I like weed being legal.
02:51:00.000 I'll pay the fucking tax.
02:51:01.000 That's right.
02:51:02.000 I will.
02:51:02.000 There we go.
02:51:03.000 I was just curious.
02:51:04.000 Look, selfishly, totally selfishly, my own benefit, I, as a guy who jumped through the one hoop and got a $40 medical card, Was happy to have it be called medicine and get it and have it legally and not pay taxes on it.
02:51:22.000 Right.
02:51:22.000 Now, it seems like it's the same, except I'm paying the tax on it.
02:51:26.000 It is the same, but it's progress because the money's going into the community.
02:51:29.000 I hope.
02:51:30.000 I hope.
02:51:30.000 If it is, that's great.
02:51:31.000 Let's find out where it goes.
02:51:32.000 Let's take a guess.
02:51:33.000 I hope it goes towards...
02:51:37.000 Law enforcement.
02:51:38.000 I hope it's divvied up between law enforcement and education.
02:51:40.000 How about that?
02:51:41.000 Let's find out.
02:51:42.000 I hope it goes to education, but something tells me it's not.
02:51:45.000 I just feel like it's going to be so much money.
02:51:47.000 Like Colorado had to give tax money back to its state residents.
02:51:49.000 Oh, so much.
02:51:50.000 Oh, do they really?
02:51:51.000 You get a refund?
02:51:51.000 They gave it back because there's so much money being made by weed.
02:51:54.000 That's like Alaska.
02:51:54.000 It's like the oil pipeline.
02:51:56.000 Exactly.
02:51:56.000 You have negative state taxes.
02:51:58.000 Ugh.
02:51:59.000 Boss!
02:52:00.000 I don't know if they have negative state taxes, but I know they gave people refunds.
02:52:03.000 They gave people money back because they made so much money on taxes.
02:52:07.000 That's awesome.
02:52:07.000 It's fucking amazing.
02:52:08.000 That's awesome.
02:52:09.000 If that happens in California, keep my fucking 30% sales tax.
02:52:14.000 Real estate went up 14%.
02:52:15.000 Since marijuana was legalized.
02:52:17.000 Instead of going down, like a lot of people thought, well, the real estate's gonna crash, people are gonna move out, there's potheads gonna be in the streets!
02:52:24.000 Nope.
02:52:25.000 A friend of mine wants to open a cannabis club, and there's a small area in the green zone where you can do that, and I'm like, great, here's your map of the green zone.
02:52:33.000 I go, okay, what's for sale in the green zone?
02:52:36.000 Nothing.
02:52:37.000 Not a single building.
02:52:38.000 So this is like a place where you can get high, like, publicly?
02:52:41.000 Yeah.
02:52:41.000 Like a cigar bar?
02:52:43.000 Yes.
02:52:44.000 There's a lot of rules.
02:52:46.000 A lot.
02:52:47.000 And there's a very restrictive of where you can put it, and you absolutely, under no circumstances, can have a drop of alcohol anywhere on the premises.
02:52:55.000 Ah, interesting.
02:52:56.000 So if somebody comes in with a beer, you're fucked.
02:52:59.000 You can't take, yeah.
02:53:00.000 You gotta kick them out.
02:53:01.000 Yeah.
02:53:01.000 Wow.
02:53:02.000 Yeah.
02:53:03.000 But in West Hollywood, there will be places where you can go and smoke on-premises.
02:53:09.000 That's gonna be weird, huh?
02:53:10.000 Yeah.
02:53:11.000 Go get high with a bunch of strangers?
02:53:12.000 Yeah.
02:53:12.000 It makes sense in Amsterdam, because it's a walking city, and you can use your coffee shop tour to walk around the city and go from coffee shop to coffee shop and sightsee, and it's really nice.
02:53:23.000 Sober up.
02:53:24.000 But in L.A., what are you, driving from coffee shop to coffee shop?
02:53:27.000 Fucking come on.
02:53:28.000 Nobody walks here.
02:53:29.000 What are you going to do?
02:53:30.000 Drive there?
02:53:31.000 It's going to be like that scene with Ray Liotta and Goodfellas with the helicopters flying overhead and he's freaking out.
02:53:35.000 I remade that scene frame for frame and it got kicked off YouTube because you have to use the real music and I got trademark infringement.
02:53:42.000 But I did it frame for frame with the helicopters.
02:53:44.000 What do you mean you did it?
02:53:45.000 I remade that helicopter chase scene with me for a car review.
02:53:50.000 I was reviewing Cadillac and I did the fucking thing.
02:53:53.000 I threw the bag in.
02:53:54.000 I went up looking at helicopters and we did the...
02:53:55.000 So what was the problem?
02:53:59.000 Did you use the same music?
02:54:00.000 Yeah, the actual music.
02:54:02.000 Rolling Stones, right?
02:54:03.000 Yeah, you have to use the actual music.
02:54:05.000 Otherwise, it's not Rolling Stones.
02:54:07.000 What is it?
02:54:09.000 Hmm.
02:54:09.000 It's not Layla.
02:54:11.000 It's Layla?
02:54:11.000 No.
02:54:13.000 Fucking hell.
02:54:15.000 Whatever it is, you have to use the exact music, and it didn't work.
02:54:18.000 It got kicked off of YouTube.
02:54:19.000 It's too bad.
02:54:20.000 Spent a lot of time made in that.
02:54:22.000 Well, they're really good at spotting copyright music now, or anything copywritten.
02:54:26.000 I thought I could get around it if I didn't monetize the video, but it didn't help.
02:54:31.000 You know when we get fucked?
02:54:32.000 Whenever we put up a video of any nature thing, like a bear killing something or something like that, those are all bought by someone, almost like patent trolls.
02:54:42.000 When people put them up, they just take it down.
02:54:44.000 You have to offer them money.
02:54:45.000 Like stock footage companies or something.
02:54:48.000 Yeah, all that stuff gets yanked down off of Facebook.
02:54:51.000 Ugh.
02:54:51.000 Yeah.
02:54:52.000 YouTube and Facebook.
02:54:53.000 Those are two places that stuff gets...
02:54:55.000 Facebook, like, I don't put videos on Facebook anymore because it just gets stolen immediately.
02:54:59.000 Yeah.
02:55:00.000 And also their revenue is...
02:55:02.000 What do you mean by it gets stolen?
02:55:03.000 It's very easy for someone to rip your video off of, you know, Facebook.
02:55:08.000 Well, put it somewhere else on Facebook and whatever, versus if they re-upload it somewhere else on YouTube, the software algorithm will generally catch it.
02:55:16.000 Oh, I see.
02:55:17.000 So the software algorithm in Facebook is not as effective?
02:55:20.000 Yeah, they don't really give a shit.
02:55:21.000 They don't care.
02:55:21.000 They're too busy selling your information to the fucking Russians!
02:55:24.000 Totally.
02:55:25.000 Jamie was watching the video of Zuckerberg.
02:55:27.000 Did you watch Zuckerberg?
02:55:28.000 How did it go?
02:55:28.000 I was driving.
02:55:29.000 He should know the answer to that.
02:55:32.000 He had to go again today.
02:55:34.000 I was watching right before you got here.
02:55:37.000 I don't know where she was from, but she was saying, you're the CEO of this company, and you should know some of these answers.
02:55:42.000 She was listing all the shit he didn't know.
02:55:44.000 I was like, this is ridiculous.
02:55:46.000 Afterwards, now they've shown, which I guess it's part of now public information, his notes that he had as references that he was looking at.
02:55:53.000 I've only seen one picture of it.
02:55:55.000 Just very weird stuff that seems blatantly obvious that he should know or should say that's different from what we think.
02:56:01.000 Maybe we think they should be able to tell us.
02:56:04.000 I get the impression that this company grew so fast that they don't even know what the fuck is going on in there.
02:56:09.000 Well, that was the other thing.
02:56:10.000 He was talking about their influence on possible...
02:56:13.000 Are we going to continue?
02:56:14.000 Yeah, we'll continue.
02:56:15.000 Don't worry about it.
02:56:16.000 He was talking about his influence on all these different upcoming elections that were coming up and about how they wanted to make sure that there was no bots that were Influencing these elections and I stopped and thought about it.
02:56:27.000 I'm like, oh my god In that moment of him saying that I realized like what pressure he must be under what pressure that company's under there They went from being a thing where people could share pictures like of hey, this is us on our summer vacation like hey, you know fucking we're gonna go to the pub on Friday and That's what Facebook kind of was,
02:56:45.000 right?
02:56:45.000 People would talk about certain things in the news, they would have opinions, you put up something, a bunch of people comment on it.
02:56:51.000 That's what it was.
02:56:53.000 Now, with this last election, and with him testifying in front of Congress, what I'm seeing is Facebook being like one of the most important sources of influence in the world today, and it's not really being completely managed.
02:57:15.000 The Russians.
02:57:17.000 Yeah, maybe.
02:57:18.000 There's a little bit like Google needs to be looked into.
02:57:21.000 What's going on with my mic?
02:57:23.000 Google also probably.
02:57:24.000 They have a data.
02:57:25.000 I think someone was just looking into this.
02:57:27.000 People downloaded their Facebook profile and they're like, my file's one gigabyte.
02:57:31.000 How much data is in here?
02:57:33.000 People found out a way to download theirs and find their information.
02:57:35.000 What does Facebook know about me?
02:57:37.000 Apparently there's also one that Google has on everyone and it's much larger.
02:57:41.000 Cue the music.
02:57:42.000 Dun, dun, dun.
02:57:47.000 I'm not shocked.
02:57:48.000 You know, I wouldn't be nervous if it wasn't for that.
02:57:54.000 That Damore memo thing really changed my mind about a lot of things.
02:57:59.000 Not because, you know, it's a subject that's near and dear to my heart, but because the way they were handling it was not...
02:58:09.000 They weren't being honest.
02:58:10.000 They weren't being honest about the science.
02:58:12.000 They weren't being honest about the reaction.
02:58:13.000 Even the way they were describing it, we're talking about the James Damore Google memo.
02:58:17.000 Oh, I don't know.
02:58:19.000 Was that the sexism thing?
02:58:20.000 What was that?
02:58:21.000 Well, it was talking about women in tech.
02:58:24.000 He was trying to explain why some women are not influenced by it.
02:58:30.000 The way Google handled it made me very nervous because they weren't being honest about the information.
02:58:35.000 They weren't being honest about the results.
02:58:37.000 They weren't being honest about what was in his.
02:58:39.000 They were saying he was reinforcing harmful gender stereotypes.
02:58:43.000 That's not what he was doing.
02:58:44.000 What he was talking about is the science of the difference in the psychology between men and women and why women would gravitate towards different careers.
02:58:50.000 Maybe that's why more women aren't in tech, and maybe there's ways to get women in tech.
02:58:55.000 Well, you've taken that angle before, right, with women in fighting and women in sports, right?
02:58:59.000 Yeah.
02:58:59.000 There's some women that are not going to want to be into those things.
02:59:01.000 There's some women that are going to be.
02:59:03.000 What is the number in comparison to men?
02:59:05.000 It's less likely that a woman's going to be into fighting than a man.
02:59:08.000 I don't think that's extraordinary to say, but a lot of women are into it.
02:59:12.000 It doesn't mean that it's impossible, but it's just we're looking at human beings.
02:59:16.000 If you're an outlier and you're a woman who really loves to fight...
02:59:20.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
02:59:21.000 I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, but I am saying it's much more rare than a woman who wants to become a nurse or do something that's traditionally a female caregiver sort of a position, which is really common.
02:59:33.000 And I didn't read it.
02:59:33.000 Did the letter memo indicate that science says women were less predisposed to becoming programmers or something like that?
02:59:41.000 No.
02:59:42.000 No, it just was talking about gender choices and choices people make and why they make them based on personality traits and why things are more common.
02:59:53.000 Certain things are more common in males.
02:59:54.000 Certain things are more common in women.
02:59:55.000 And that this would indicate why there were less women that were involved in tech.
02:59:59.000 And it wasn't some systemic sort of discrimination campaign put on by men.
03:00:06.000 You know, but...
03:00:08.000 My point was we were talking about them having all the information that you have, like Google and Facebook, how much information they have on you.
03:00:14.000 It would make me less nervous.
03:00:17.000 If I didn't know about that, how they handled that Google memo thing.
03:00:20.000 Because I'm like, well, you guys aren't being honest about what this is.
03:00:23.000 What the guy wrote.
03:00:24.000 You're painting the guy out to be a villain.
03:00:25.000 And you think if you fire him and drown this, that this story goes out.
03:00:30.000 And then you guys get to look like social justice warriors.
03:00:32.000 Yeah.
03:00:32.000 And then you don't take the heat from what, you know, is an objective analysis of this issue.
03:00:38.000 Well, I'm not sure Mark Zuckerberg has a lot of incentive to be totally honest in this case.
03:00:43.000 Either he's totally honest and he's malicious, or he's totally honest and he's almost comically ignorant about certain things.
03:00:50.000 Yeah, I think he's almost got to say he doesn't know, but the problem is if they can prove he knows.
03:00:57.000 I mean, he should know, though, I feel like also part of the issue.
03:01:00.000 Well, here's the thing, he should know.
03:01:02.000 Now, him saying he doesn't know, what if they can pull up an email?
03:01:05.000 Yeah.
03:01:06.000 I mean, what if they have access to all of his emails and it shows that he knows?
03:01:09.000 I was talking to you yesterday about it and we were like, what about the Facebook recording thing?
03:01:13.000 Is anybody going to bring that up?
03:01:14.000 And it was brought up and he said that they don't record audio.
03:01:18.000 Facebook doesn't.
03:01:19.000 You were talking about it with Google, weren't you?
03:01:22.000 Were you talking about it with Google?
03:01:23.000 That if you were talking in a room about a certain subject...
03:01:27.000 You've had that happen, right?
03:01:29.000 That's the Apple HomePod.
03:01:30.000 You've been talking about something in a room and then had pop-up ads come up, right?
03:01:35.000 No, I haven't.
03:01:36.000 You never have?
03:01:36.000 No, no, no.
03:01:37.000 I believe it, though.
03:01:38.000 Have you had it?
03:01:39.000 It happened to me before.
03:01:41.000 I don't know how I couldn't tell you where the signals went, but I've definitely had strange, it could be a coincidence, but I've had strange ads pop up that are...
03:01:50.000 I read that, I don't know if it's accurate though, but I was reading that people have tried to prove, and it could be people on Facebook's side just to give them propaganda, that that's almost nearly impossible to do right now.
03:02:01.000 Just because of the technology it would take to record your audio, have it...
03:02:04.000 Scan by something and then deliver and add to you based off of that in amount of time.
03:02:08.000 Is it possible?
03:02:09.000 It's entirely possible I could have looked at something similar at a recent time and it was just far enough away for me to not make an exact connection.
03:02:17.000 I don't want to say some shit that ain't true.
03:02:17.000 I think what it represents, though, is that you recognize that that is potentially in the future.
03:02:21.000 Oh, for sure.
03:02:22.000 Especially with things like Alexa and things like HomePod and the Google Home.
03:02:26.000 Yeah.
03:02:26.000 I mean, devices that are designed to listen to your voice.
03:02:30.000 Yeah.
03:02:30.000 That's the whole point of them.
03:02:31.000 Yeah.
03:02:32.000 You know?
03:02:33.000 Is all this good?
03:02:35.000 I don't know, dude.
03:02:36.000 I get a lot of shit done.
03:02:39.000 I'm real productive.
03:02:40.000 I have things that would be very difficult to find that can be delivered.
03:02:47.000 Bro, I have a 2001 Mercedes SL500. It's my traffic car.
03:02:54.000 It's perfect for traffic.
03:02:56.000 A nice big Clarion system.
03:02:58.000 You have a traffic car.
03:02:59.000 It's great.
03:02:59.000 I love my traffic car.
03:03:01.000 And it's got the old school removable hardtop, so I needed to get the stand to put the hardtop on when I took it off, right?
03:03:09.000 Amazon, 12 hours.
03:03:11.000 I had a stand for a 2001 Mercedes delivered to my house.
03:03:16.000 Wow.
03:03:17.000 That level of convenience?
03:03:18.000 Yeah.
03:03:19.000 I'll give up a little privacy.
03:03:20.000 A little bit.
03:03:21.000 A little bit?
03:03:22.000 A little bit.
03:03:22.000 I'm fine.
03:03:23.000 I'll give it up.
03:03:24.000 You can have it.
03:03:24.000 That's what's going to get us.
03:03:26.000 That's what's going to get us to turn us into machines.
03:03:28.000 Just give up a little bit here, a little bit there, a little bit here, a little bit there.
03:03:31.000 I don't want to give up all of it.
03:03:32.000 I'm definitely opposed to vehicle tracking.
03:03:36.000 Yes.
03:03:36.000 You know, like about having a car that knows where you've been and tells somebody about it, which a certain company does do that.
03:03:44.000 What company is this?
03:03:45.000 Well, Teslas know where you've been.
03:03:48.000 Well, don't they all by virtue of their GPS? But Teslas are wirelessly connected to Tesla.
03:03:55.000 So part of the reason Tesla's semi-autonomous system works as well as it does, and part of the reason Tesla is...
03:04:04.000 Doing what they're doing as a company is your cars, all Teslas on the road, are collecting mapping data for Tesla in real time.
03:04:12.000 So they can be ethical with that data or they cannot.
03:04:16.000 And odds are they don't give a shit where you're going other than to help them figure out where to put the next superchargers and whatnot.
03:04:22.000 And in general, you have to assume to improve your experience.
03:04:25.000 But if you extrapolate this 50 years down the road and some of our privacies get worn away, you could end up with a car that...
03:04:33.000 Where, you know, where it's very easy to subpoena the records of your Tesla and find out exactly where you went.
03:04:39.000 So a Tesla would be the worst car if you were like a bank robber.
03:04:42.000 Fuck yeah.
03:04:43.000 First of all, if you're a bank robber, you need analog.
03:04:46.000 Analog.
03:04:47.000 Big fuel tank.
03:04:48.000 Think Transporter 1, Jason Statham.
03:04:51.000 Yeah.
03:04:51.000 That's what you want.
03:04:52.000 Big fuel cell.
03:04:54.000 Black.
03:04:55.000 Late model car.
03:04:56.000 What's that?
03:04:58.000 Invisible black again?
03:04:59.000 A Vantablack?
03:05:00.000 Vantablack.
03:05:01.000 Does anybody have a Vantablack car?
03:05:03.000 No.
03:05:03.000 No one?
03:05:04.000 Someone right now is listening.
03:05:05.000 They haven't painted anything big in it yet.
03:05:08.000 No one yet, motherfucker.
03:05:09.000 I have Vantacar on the way.
03:05:11.000 There's some weird environmental shit with Vantablack.
03:05:14.000 Because John Ward was telling me that...
03:05:16.000 Oh, there is one.
03:05:16.000 No, that is velvet, my friend.
03:05:19.000 Velvet?
03:05:19.000 That's fucking velvet.
03:05:21.000 Ew.
03:05:22.000 Yep.
03:05:22.000 That's real?
03:05:23.000 Yep.
03:05:23.000 Wait a minute.
03:05:25.000 That says Vantablack, but that's not Vantablack.
03:05:28.000 That is a velvet car.
03:05:30.000 That's on Rodeo.
03:05:31.000 Wait a minute.
03:05:32.000 This Rolls Royce is not a Vantablack?
03:05:34.000 It's not Vantablack.
03:05:35.000 Is it impossible?
03:05:37.000 It says it is there.
03:05:38.000 I'm telling you, they haven't painted a car in Vantablack.
03:05:40.000 So either that's fake or it's the velvet shit they're doing now.
03:05:44.000 I think that's a computer.
03:05:45.000 It's effectively wood.
03:05:46.000 Yeah, wood.
03:05:47.000 Oh, wood it would look like.
03:05:49.000 Now, what is it made out of that allows it to get to this level of darkness?
03:05:53.000 You know, I don't know.
03:05:55.000 It is just crazy looking.
03:05:57.000 That looks dope.
03:05:59.000 Joe, please don't make a velvet car.
03:06:02.000 We can't be friends anymore.
03:06:05.000 I saw Justin Bieber once driving around in a leopard print Audi.
03:06:10.000 Oh, he's got to do what he's got to do.
03:06:12.000 If you were 23 years old and drowning in pussy, you'd probably do the same thing.
03:06:15.000 I think this was years ago.
03:06:16.000 He was probably 19. He's probably trying to keep them away from him.
03:06:18.000 He's probably trying to have the grossest looking car possible just to say, look, stay away from my dick.
03:06:23.000 He needs to recover.
03:06:25.000 Who of your crazy guests has rolled up to your studio in the dopest car?
03:06:29.000 Does anything come to mind?
03:06:32.000 Did Bilzerian roll up in that 6x6 he's got?
03:06:35.000 There's the leopard print!
03:06:36.000 I told you I wasn't bullshitting.
03:06:38.000 I saw that thing for real.
03:06:39.000 That is so gross.
03:06:41.000 That's a disgusting car.
03:06:42.000 I bet you didn't even really believe me until you saw that.
03:06:46.000 No, I did.
03:06:46.000 Because I knew he had a chrome...
03:06:49.000 Fisker.
03:06:50.000 Fisker.
03:06:50.000 That's right.
03:06:50.000 Fisker Karma, wasn't it?
03:06:52.000 Yeah.
03:06:52.000 And they just re-released that thing.
03:06:54.000 I heard they did that.
03:06:55.000 Yeah.
03:06:56.000 A company bought all the assets and...
03:06:58.000 They started blowing up when they hit water.
03:07:00.000 They're trying again.
03:07:02.000 I asked for one for review.
03:07:04.000 Did you?
03:07:04.000 They said no.
03:07:04.000 I was politely declined.
03:07:06.000 Yeah, I wonder why.
03:07:06.000 Yeah.
03:07:07.000 Yeah, you got a big mouth.
03:07:08.000 Yeah.
03:07:09.000 You're going to drive through a puddle and it's going to explode and you're going to tell people.
03:07:11.000 Call him like I see him.
03:07:13.000 Yeah, electric cars, man, there's a bright future.
03:07:15.000 It's just I don't want to jump in yet, and I don't want anything driving for me.
03:07:19.000 True.
03:07:20.000 Have you driven an electric car ever?
03:07:22.000 Yeah, I've driven a Tesla.
03:07:23.000 They're nice.
03:07:23.000 They're nice.
03:07:24.000 It's weird.
03:07:25.000 It feels weird.
03:07:25.000 It does, but in an urban environment, you can see why it's a nice experience.
03:07:29.000 When I drive an electric car, there's the chrome Fisker.
03:07:31.000 When I drive an electric car and I get where I'm going, I am noticeably more relaxed than when I'm driving a gas car, especially if I'm driving a loud sports car.
03:07:41.000 Right, right, right.
03:07:42.000 Yeah.
03:07:44.000 Those vibrations and stuff go through your body and kind of like stick with you versus the serenity of that silence.
03:07:51.000 Just the 250 mile range annoys the shit out of me.
03:07:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:07:56.000 No, they need infrastructure.
03:07:58.000 Like, considering how many Teslas are in Los Angeles, there's an embarrassingly small number of superchargers in this city.
03:08:04.000 There's not a lot of places to charge a Tesla outside of your home.
03:08:08.000 Right.
03:08:08.000 And they really need to do the infrastructure and they need to come up with a faster charging solution, which Porsche, it seems, may have done.
03:08:18.000 Porsche has a new electric car coming out called the Mission E, which is a Tesla fighting thing.
03:08:25.000 And they supposedly have a fast charging system that can do like an 80% charge in 10 minutes or something.
03:08:32.000 Whoa.
03:08:32.000 Yeah.
03:08:33.000 Whoa.
03:08:34.000 So, you know...
03:08:36.000 That's crazy.
03:08:37.000 Ten minutes is pretty close to gas.
03:08:38.000 Ten minutes is fast.
03:08:39.000 Like gas is three, right?
03:08:41.000 Yeah, three to five.
03:08:42.000 Yeah.
03:08:43.000 Ten is fine.
03:08:44.000 Ten works.
03:08:45.000 Yeah.
03:08:45.000 Ten's good.
03:08:46.000 And a competitor's good because, you know, Tesla's, you can't charge them for free anymore.
03:08:50.000 You don't?
03:08:51.000 No.
03:08:52.000 The Model 3s and the new ones, they don't come with free charging anymore.
03:08:55.000 These motherfuckers, that's how they get you.
03:08:57.000 Five dollar rocks, first one's free.
03:08:59.000 Oh, that's how they get you.
03:09:00.000 Yep.
03:09:01.000 No more free juice.
03:09:03.000 Wow.
03:09:03.000 How long was it free for?
03:09:05.000 A few years.
03:09:06.000 2013, the Model S came out in four years or so.
03:09:10.000 So what happens when you pull into the airport and you go to one of them electric spots?
03:09:14.000 Credit card.
03:09:15.000 Or you have a, you know, a RFID fob or something.
03:09:18.000 Motherfuckers.
03:09:18.000 Yeah.
03:09:19.000 These motherfuckers.
03:09:20.000 Gotta pay to play, my friend.
03:09:22.000 Why can't they figure out how, with all the sun in LA, to have a solar-powered car?
03:09:27.000 Uh, you just...
03:09:29.000 It's just not possible with photovoltaic cells to generate enough juice.
03:09:33.000 Dude, it takes so much juice to move a 4,000-pound car down the road.
03:09:38.000 So much more than turning on a light or playing a radio.
03:09:42.000 That mass movement, it takes so much energy.
03:09:48.000 Fisker had something on the roof that powers the radio, right?
03:09:51.000 Yeah, I know.
03:09:52.000 There are a couple of...
03:09:57.000 Fisker was one.
03:09:58.000 Someone else did a photovoltaic roof where it circulates the air when it's really hot out or it can pre-turn on certain things and shit like that.
03:10:09.000 But it's not enough to run or charge a car.
03:10:12.000 What if that's going to change in the future?
03:10:15.000 I don't know.
03:10:16.000 Have solar panels really...
03:10:17.000 Have they come that far yet?
03:10:19.000 Well, Tesla has a roof tile.
03:10:21.000 Have you seen this?
03:10:21.000 Yeah, I have.
03:10:22.000 The Tesla roof tile.
03:10:23.000 Yeah.
03:10:24.000 That's fascinating.
03:10:24.000 They're trying to do a Tesla solar tile that goes on your roof that then will feed into the Tesla battery pack that hangs on your wall, you know, and then you can be...
03:10:34.000 Autonomous.
03:10:35.000 Basically.
03:10:36.000 Sort of, but you're still on the grid.
03:10:38.000 Yes.
03:10:38.000 And you give money back to the thing.
03:10:40.000 The reason why they do that, they don't want you being completely off the grid.
03:10:43.000 They don't want the grid to die.
03:10:44.000 Right.
03:10:44.000 You know, people are really worried about that.
03:10:46.000 Well, I'm building a building right now.
03:10:49.000 So get this, LA, you know, I'm a Democrat, but LA will make you want to hang yourself building shit.
03:10:54.000 So I have to prep my building for solar panels, whether I put them on or not.
03:11:01.000 If I put them on, they're $92,000 to cover the roof and solar panels.
03:11:06.000 And I will pay...
03:11:08.000 They pay themselves off in seven years.
03:11:10.000 So I generate $12,000 or so a year in power.
03:11:16.000 And then after that, I'm fully...
03:11:19.000 Fully positive, and the city will pay me every year.
03:11:22.000 Wow.
03:11:22.000 And they pay themselves off in seven years, and the lifespan of them is 20 years, so I could potentially have many years of free power.
03:11:31.000 Wow.
03:11:31.000 Yeah.
03:11:32.000 So you're...
03:11:33.000 You're building...
03:11:34.000 I'm building a collector car storage facility.
03:11:36.000 Here's where I plug it.
03:11:37.000 It's called Westside Collector Car Storage.
03:11:39.000 It's going to be in Playa Vista, California, which is the sweet new part of LA. Beautiful area.
03:11:45.000 Yeah.
03:11:45.000 Do you know where the Clippers practice facility is?
03:11:47.000 No.
03:11:47.000 You've seen that?
03:11:47.000 No.
03:11:47.000 It's right next to the Fox Hills Mall, right by LAX, Venice.
03:11:51.000 It's conveniently located.
03:11:53.000 And I'm going to have storage for 150 cars.
03:11:56.000 It's going to be secure, climate control, the whole deal.
03:12:00.000 So you're doing it as an investment?
03:12:02.000 As a business.
03:12:03.000 Yeah, as a business.
03:12:04.000 Ground up.
03:12:04.000 It's for customers.
03:12:06.000 It's not for me.
03:12:06.000 And we're building a cool studio there like this, like you've got instead of my shanty little studio now.
03:12:11.000 So you're going to do a podcast for me as well?
03:12:12.000 Hell yeah.
03:12:13.000 And the podcast studio is going to be elevated.
03:12:15.000 So we have car stackers.
03:12:17.000 So I have 24 high stackers.
03:12:20.000 And the studio is elevated and we'll just look out.
03:12:23.000 Over the stacked cars, yeah.
03:12:26.000 It's gonna be killer.
03:12:28.000 But I have to comply with a lot of California environmental craziness.
03:12:32.000 I have to put a fire hydrant in.
03:12:35.000 Like, for the city.
03:12:36.000 Like, I have to do it for the city to get a building permit.
03:12:39.000 Well, it kind of makes sense if your fucking cars catch on fire.
03:12:43.000 You got a lot of gasoline in that one spot.
03:12:45.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:12:46.000 The fire system that we have to build is incredible.
03:12:49.000 I would imagine.
03:12:50.000 Yeah, and we have to have auxiliary pumps.
03:12:52.000 It flows 3,500 gallons a minute.
03:12:55.000 Wow.
03:12:55.000 And every car, so the stacks, every car on a stack has two nozzles at it, front and back.
03:13:02.000 Wow.
03:13:02.000 The whole way.
03:13:03.000 Every car has its own set of nozzles.
03:13:05.000 Wow.
03:13:05.000 Yeah.
03:13:06.000 So if a fire starts over here, it's completely contained over here, and the idea is that it doesn't...
03:13:11.000 And do they kick on automatically?
03:13:12.000 Yeah.
03:13:12.000 Oh, wow.
03:13:13.000 That's incredible.
03:13:14.000 Yeah.
03:13:14.000 That's great.
03:13:14.000 That'd be really neat.
03:13:15.000 But I'm like four years into this now.
03:13:18.000 Have you broken ground yet?
03:13:20.000 Hopefully next week.
03:13:21.000 Wow!
03:13:22.000 Hopefully next week.
03:13:23.000 Four years.
03:13:23.000 My permits just got approved.
03:13:25.000 Wow, that's dope, dude.
03:13:26.000 Come back on when it's done.
03:13:28.000 Oh, it'll be great.
03:13:28.000 Come back on when it's done.
03:13:29.000 I'm so excited.
03:13:30.000 We'll promote it.
03:13:30.000 Let people know.
03:13:31.000 Thank you.
03:13:31.000 We've been doing this for like three hours and a half.
03:13:34.000 Is there anything else?
03:13:35.000 Nah.
03:13:35.000 Is there any other shit going on?
03:13:37.000 No, I'm just happy to see you.
03:13:39.000 I'm happy to see you too, man.
03:13:39.000 I'm sorry I didn't get to come to your New Year's show because I made it a tradition two years in a row.
03:13:44.000 All over this place.
03:13:44.000 I know.
03:13:45.000 I liked your new special too.
03:13:46.000 Thank you.
03:13:47.000 The one where it was cropped tight?
03:13:48.000 Yeah.
03:13:49.000 I liked that very much.
03:13:50.000 I'm doing that with my next one too.
03:13:52.000 I'm trying to make it like you're sitting in the audience.
03:13:53.000 That's great.
03:13:54.000 That's the idea behind it.
03:13:54.000 Like Chappelle's tiny one he did in the belly room.
03:13:57.000 I was at Gotham Comedy Club when he first told that Iceberg Slim story when he came back from Africa.
03:14:04.000 I was friends with Chris Mazzilli and he's like, come down, Chappelle's back.
03:14:07.000 You know Chris?
03:14:08.000 Yeah, from back in New York.
03:14:09.000 He has a Corvette Stingray like yours.
03:14:11.000 Does he really?
03:14:12.000 Yeah.
03:14:13.000 Shout out to Chris.
03:14:14.000 Shout out to Chris Mazzilli.
03:14:16.000 That special was good, and Judah Friedlander's was amazing.
03:14:20.000 Is it on Netflix?
03:14:21.000 Yeah.
03:14:22.000 It's called America's the Best Country in the United States.
03:14:25.000 It is so good.
03:14:27.000 Alright, beautiful.
03:14:28.000 I'll check it out.
03:14:29.000 It's so good.
03:14:29.000 Thanks for having me, man.
03:14:30.000 It's just fun.
03:14:30.000 My pleasure, man.
03:14:31.000 My pleasure.
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