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00:02:16.0002,000 degrees, and it's so hot, but it's molten rock, so if it didn't burn through your feet, or if you weren't flammable at all for some strange reason, you could actually walk on it.
00:03:42.000This would be an angry God coming to attack your village.
00:03:45.000Could you imagine if normal days you're in Hawaii?
00:03:48.000You're in one of the most beautiful places on the planet.
00:03:51.000You're just chilling and the Sun is perfect and you see in the ocean you're hearing the seagulls and you see dolphins and shit and then the ground opens up and hell starts pouring out.
00:05:43.000And then there was all these tech guys that were coming out and they were saying, listen, you absolutely can hack a car and change the direction.
00:06:19.000That they figured out a long time ago, hey, wouldn't it be cool if we could just tap into that and make this motherfucker drive into a tree?
00:06:25.000If they didn't, they would be so incompetent that I don't want to hear any conspiracy theories ever again.
00:06:31.000Because if the government didn't look at that stuff, if the government, like the assassins, didn't look at that and go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second.
00:06:38.000So you're telling me if the head of ISIS is in a car and it's a Mercedes, we can hack into that car and make that motherfucker drive off a cliff?
00:07:49.000The stem cell doctor from Vegas, he was telling me about people that were taking Adderall when he was in college, and he was like, holy shit, is my breath smell?
00:08:08.000But he was saying that when he was in college, it was like a marked change in everybody's performance when they started doing the Adderall.
00:11:03.000It was so poorly written and uninformed because they were talking about a study they did where they took people and they put them on a keto diet for four days and their athletic performance decreased.
00:11:15.000And then they even included the caveat, this could possibly be because of the keto flu.
00:11:22.000Which is something that sometimes people get before your body goes into ketosis.
00:11:26.000It takes a long time to switch your body off from a lifetime of burning carbs to burning fat.
00:11:32.000The real health benefits and athletic performance, if any, all happen after your body gets through this transitionary period.
00:11:41.000So they did a study about four days of the diet.
00:11:48.000Before your body even totally transitions over.
00:11:51.000And then even then, the benefits increase over months.
00:11:55.000There's plenty of science on this stuff.
00:11:57.000The people that I've had on the podcast that talked about it, like Dom D'Agostino and all the studies that he's done on it, Peter Adio, who was on the other day, these are like real scientists.
00:14:00.000Speaking of creepy fucks, did you hear about that nurse who is going to jail because she was infecting patients with hepatitis C? She was infecting her hepatitis C blood into their medication.
00:14:34.000I'd read that she injected the medication with her blood.
00:14:39.000She had put her blood in the medication.
00:14:42.000Maybe that was just a shitty article I read.
00:14:45.000But either way, Okay, so what they're saying is she's a suspicion of two counts of second-degree assault.
00:14:54.000She's not been formally charged, and her mother, Eunice, told the media at the news conference Friday that her daughter wouldn't hurt a bug.
00:15:01.000So they say a Washington Emergency Room nurse is accused of stealing narcotics and injecting two hospital patients with Hep C using the same needles that she used to inject herself.
00:15:12.000Okay, so they're not saying she infected it with their blood on purpose.
00:15:15.000She just did something super irresponsible and used her needles on these patients.
00:15:20.000So what they're alleging is that she's using narcotics and she would get too much for the patients and give some to herself and use that same needle to give it to the patients, probably because needles are tightly controlled.
00:15:35.000Because they probably have to account for every needle missing, so they don't give them to junkies, and they probably have to account for all the narcotics.
00:15:43.000So she would probably give them some of hers.
00:15:46.000See, it says, she intentionally contaminated medicine or other substance with her own blood.
00:16:33.000There's a book called Dead Doctors Don't Lie.
00:16:35.000And it's all about this guy, Dr. Joel Wallach.
00:16:38.000And it was all about mineral deficient diets.
00:16:41.000And then how many people have mineral deficient diets because U.S. farmlands are just total overrun with, you know, you use the same land over and over and over again.
00:16:51.000They're overrun from the crops that just drain the dirt.
00:16:54.000So they have to add minerals to the soil.
00:16:57.000And this guy, Dr. Joel Wallach, was talking about how you have to realize there's a lot of people out there that, over time, mineral-deficient diets will show poor health results.
00:17:10.000So he was going on about how little doctors know about health in general.
00:17:17.000But how little many doctors know about good diet and what kind of nutrients you really need.
00:17:22.000Because they really don't spend that much time in school.
00:17:23.000Much less time than the average person who's sort of obsessed with it.
00:17:26.000But then he started going on about how many doctors they find dead from overdoses.
00:17:31.000And stories about doctors that just shot themselves up in a break room and tied.
00:17:36.000Locked themselves up in a bathroom and shot coke.
00:17:40.000If they're that tired and that worn down and they have access to coke, I bet a lot of them did it, especially if you could get away with it.
00:17:50.000Especially if they have that liquid coke in the hospitals.
00:17:52.000They're probably just huffing that stuff.
00:20:24.000And it's 69. Okay, 69. What do we got, Jamie?
00:20:30.000The first thing I found that said that there were 12 deaths associated to 7 to 16-year-old boys in the year 2005. And there's like articles about sudden deaths in 12 kids on Adderall.
00:22:04.000I just got some recently, and any time my neck is sore from laying weird or being in a hotel with a shitty pillow, I put it on like two minutes.
00:24:28.000He's got one of those mind boards in his house where he's got index cards leading to the center.
00:24:34.000Kanye's record release is in the center.
00:24:36.000And then all these things spray out to Yeezys and flip-flops and all these slides.
00:24:43.000And he's got a bunch of theories along the way.
00:24:46.000I've never heard your theory, but does it involve the car accident that he had right before he became popular?
00:24:52.000I think he has brain damage from this car accident.
00:24:54.000Those are the people that honestly think that he is still on...
00:24:58.000He said he was on opioids from getting a lipo, actually.
00:25:06.000Because a lot of the media scrutiny on him being fat, he said, led him to go getting lipo, which led him to having a painkiller addiction.
00:25:14.000And he was on an opioid thing, and he was very afraid when he went to the psycho hospital that he was going to get killed, and people were going to take him away for all the shit he was saying.
00:25:22.000So he did have some issues, and I think he's publicly said he's been on some other medication, so he might be on or off of it right now.
00:25:30.000Well, he should definitely run for president then.
00:25:55.000He apparently was like super normal kid and then he got hit by a car really bad and From that point on he became a different person came wild and reckless and crazy and It's the way football players get their head hit.
00:28:28.000It's going to take 10 years to show its full effects.
00:28:31.000So if you see someone who's fucked up now, like if they've got brain damage now, like as time goes on, it's going to be like, like Muhammad Ali was one of the weirder ones because he had developed a neurological disease.
00:29:57.000There's a bunch of them that I can think back about getting rocked and feeling my knees go, like getting punched and then keep sparring, keep sparring, spar two more rounds with that guy, spar three rounds with another guy, he's hitting you in the face too.
00:31:53.000Taekwondo, you didn't punch in the face, you only punched the body, so you had a real distorted perception of how good you were with your hands.
00:31:59.000And then once I started boxing, I was like, ooh, this is terrible.
00:32:04.000That's when I was taking, like, probably the most damage of my life.
00:32:09.000Of a period of, like, two years of, like, a lot of sparring.
00:32:49.000You did it from when you were, like, real young, right?
00:32:52.000Taekwondo from when I was, well, I took karate classes when I was 14. But when I got super serious, I was 15. I was, like, right at my, before my sophomore year of high school.
00:33:02.000So, like, I got into it from the time I was in the ninth grade.
00:33:08.000As I was 14, like that summer, like right after my birthday, around is when I started getting into tights.
00:33:14.000So I was probably either 14 or just turning 15. I was going to ask, like, was there a point you could tell where people actually could be able to knock people out and give that damage?
00:33:37.000Say if you decide to put a heavy backpack on, like one of those outdoorsman's Atlas trainers and put 90 pounds on, you could walk up flights of stairs, dude.
00:33:47.000Just think how much power that is in your legs.
00:33:50.000You could throw your body up flights of stairs for exercise.
00:33:56.000Your body is, whatever you weigh, 150, 200, whatever you weigh, your body is just launching that through the air over and over and over again.
00:34:04.000Even if you're a girl that weighs 135 pounds, you're still launching 135 pounds through the air.
00:34:10.000And if that girl fucking shins you, right on your temple, like goes across the jaw temple area, your legs are going to give out, your brain's going to shut off.
00:34:23.000If somebody hits you perfect, There's a video of...
00:35:39.000Yeah, I was thinking more like two ten-year-olds, like, knock each other out.
00:35:44.000That's a good point because the thought process is that if you teach kids technique, don't teach them to just go in these wild fucking haymaker exchanges, but teach them how to do it correctly.
00:35:55.000It's good to do it when they're young because they don't hurt each other.
00:35:57.000Because they have little tiny arms and they just kind of touch each other.
00:36:00.000And they can't really generate knockout power.
00:36:02.000And if they learn how to do that from the beginning and then develop knockout power on the pads and on the bag, then you develop much more technically proficient fighters rather than brawlers.
00:36:13.000So the problem with fighting is most people don't fight to the physical ability of their body.
00:37:12.000Roundhouse kick, front kick to the face.
00:37:14.000You didn't know what the fuck was coming, man.
00:37:16.000It was a totally different kind of fighter.
00:37:18.000So the difference between that and a guy who's just like a powerhouse of a person and can knock guys out, but never achieves this sort of mastery of space and distance.
00:37:30.000They win fights through brawling and power and just kinetic brute force rather than artistry.
00:38:31.000That was one of my favorite fights ever.
00:38:33.000But I also love real technical fights where I see two artists trying to solve each other's riddle, trying to figure each other out, you know?
00:38:45.000Like, Luke Rockhold versus Yoel Romero was that.
00:38:48.000Like, Yoel was just trying to figure him out.
00:39:23.000It was a really good fight, really crazy, until Fedor KO'd him.
00:39:27.000Fedor caught him with a left hand and dropped him and put him away.
00:39:29.000But before Fedor KO'd him, Frank Mir had hit Fedor, and it got interesting in the very beginning seconds of the fight, but then Fedor hit him with a perfectly timed hip throw.
00:39:41.000Just fucking BOOM! I mean, sent him flying through the air and slammed him to the ground, and apparently, Frank said, from that moment on, his ego got the best of him.
00:39:50.000He was trying to get him back, and he wound up just getting in this crazy brawl, And getting knocked out.
00:39:55.000It's really, fighting to me is so, it's so interesting.
00:39:59.000You know, it's just so interesting when you see all the different things that people can do and how they're going to match up together and what one person's going to be able to figure out how to get their ideas through.
00:40:09.000My idea is I want to kick this motherfucker in the head.
00:42:50.000I compare it to the NBA, which I watch a lot.
00:42:52.000They go to the replay a lot, which is a little annoying as a viewer, but they're trying to get it right, which they have a team of people in New York where they're watching all the angles.
00:43:41.000They're not just doing it because it's a job, and they used to do boxing, and this is a good way to make $1,500 on a Saturday night or whatever.
00:43:49.000They're doing it because they actually love it.
00:43:59.000I mean, why not have, like, an online scorecard as well?
00:44:03.000Like, why not have that as an option so the UFC could let everybody know how bad the judges are?
00:44:08.000I mean, I'm not saying that everybody online is gonna know what the fuck they're talking about, but enough people online are gonna know what they're talking about where it'll balance out.
00:44:18.000So if you had just, like, Ten judges and then the online judges.
00:48:37.000Have you ever seen the girl on Instagram where she will paint her eyes up here and then have a fake nose and a fake mouth and it looks like a completely different face and then she opens her real eyes and you're like, well, that's not...
00:49:12.000There were some girls that were playing games on Twitch just in like a bikini or whatnot, and they got in trouble for that, so they had to take their scheme over to YouTube or some other sites.
00:49:20.000How long before someone comes up with a non-toxic paint that girls can paint all over their body and it's like a thin nylon layer and they'll go out and you'll see everything.
00:49:30.000So you know there's going to be a few girls that just go for it.
00:50:45.000The new one, I almost got scammed the other day.
00:50:47.000The new one, I don't know what's going on lately with robocalls, but I'm getting a call almost every day like, this is the IRS. You need to contact us now.
00:50:57.000Or, this is AT&T. We need to talk to you about your billing.
00:51:01.000Please enter your credit card info right now.
00:51:21.000Yeah, it's gonna be cool and say merge recently that as the rest of the world sort of gets online like For instance like parts of Africa that aren't online now will be online eventually That the scams will switch back like the Nigerian Prince scam will be American scamming people in Africa They don't know about the scams yet because they haven't been a part of it.
00:51:40.000Oh my god That's like some theories That's not a bad theory.
00:51:45.000But those people were really good at scamming lonely people.
00:51:49.000It was such a sad show I was watching once about this old guy.
00:51:53.000And I think the guy's daughter was trying to tell him that this girl wasn't real.
00:52:01.000To meet her and both times something came up she couldn't meet him and then he went back again and he keeps sending her money He's been sending her money sent her I want to say like a quarter million dollars and His daughter was like it's not really you can see the guy like like they're filming him and talking to him and he had this like Look in his eye like he's hoping they're wrong but thinking they might be right like he was going insane He was going insane from loneliness Sad.
00:52:26.000I see it every day on the webcam sites.
00:52:29.000Yeah, there's guys that every single day I go there, the same guy's there, and he's spending money non-stop all day long, and he's just on there all day.
00:52:37.000He must spend thousands of dollars a day.
00:52:39.000How a billion-dollar internet scam is breaking hearts and bank accounts, criminal networks defraud lonely people around the world with false promises of love and romance.
00:56:40.000Should they be financially responsible?
00:56:43.000They're literally selling you the shit that kills you, and they have zero responsibility.
00:56:48.000As long as they don't serve you while you're drunk and driving, as long as they cut you off in time, they say, hey, you got too drunk, we cut them off.
00:57:45.000Now that Backpage is closed, like all these websites are closing, it's very interesting to see what happens next, where people are going to find their hookups and stuff.
00:57:53.000I was reading this thing where sex workers are in danger because of this.
00:57:59.000Because before they used to be able to vet Customers and then customers would have like a record of using other sex workers and they could know who the psychos were and who to avoid.
00:58:12.000And they could also screen people, like actively screen.
00:58:17.000They could do all this, they were saying.
00:58:19.000I was reading an article about it where this girl who, I don't remember if they gave her name out or not, but she worked in a brothel and she was talking about it.
00:58:28.000And it's like, why are they doing this?
01:01:48.000It's very important to release some of the chakras and negative energy and some of the toxins that are stored in your body from processed foods and modern lifestyle.
01:01:56.000So we're just going in your asshole with some guru.
01:02:03.000It's so weird that I've never, like, I just recently found out all that shit that's happening in massage parlors, but, like, you know, ten years ago, I had no clue.
01:02:10.000I would go buy a massage parlor and go, oh, that's where massage is.
01:03:37.000He fucking knew about Mark, he knew about our relationship problems, and he knew that I was on my way over there wondering whether or not he's the one.
01:03:59.000You want to be a fucking asshole and hang out with your friends and all this bullshit when I'm trying to figure out how this fucking psychic knows you're not the one for me.
01:04:43.000I bet psychics are way better nowadays because of technology.
01:04:47.000They probably have a little earpiece and some guy in the back is looking at their license plate number online and finding out where they live and just feeding the person information.
01:05:09.000If you're driving, like you're driving through Burbank or some shit, every couple miles, you see one of those psychic reader places.
01:05:17.000Five in the morning, open, big hand on the front, like a handjob place, but it's a psychic?
01:05:22.000I went to one once when I was in New York, and I was going to these fucking stupid auditions.
01:05:30.000I did not want to act, and I was just...
01:05:34.000It wasn't what I was interested in doing, but your agency would tell you, well, you really should look into this, and you'd see what it was.
01:10:21.000It's always the other ingredients that are mixed with the CBD. They'll take the same ingredients that's in Bengay and then put CBD in it also and they say, doesn't this feel numb now?
01:10:34.000I heard that there's no real concrete evidence that CBD, because there's no tests.
01:10:39.000I thought there was evidence that it decreased inflammation.
01:10:42.000Isn't there evidence that it decreased inflammation?
01:12:13.000And in the release, you twist it with your hand like this, and then the release with the right hand, my right elbow was the one that was injured, and just slowly letting it down, it works this part of your arm.
01:14:18.000Say, if you took my balls, if I died, and you took my balls and put them in your body and then started having kids, those would be my kids.
01:17:22.000Yeah, yeah, just occasionally just go real high, and I, like, I can't hear anything out of that ear, and I sort of, like, plug it up or do something, and it'll go away eventually, but more recently, it's taken a little longer to go away.
01:18:17.000I don't think I, growing up, I ever even thought of that.
01:18:20.000Like, I would sit right next to the speaker on purpose, like I had a Nine Inch Nail concert, just because like, oh man, you know, you're, no one talked about that back then.
01:19:21.000I don't think that's what you're looking for exactly, but this guy's trying to tell people how to do it, and he's just plugging up his ear.
01:19:41.000But I remember seeing, like, an old school range, some dude with a pistol with, like, a thick belt, like those hippies used to wear, and a belt buckle.
01:23:05.000Where a guy had taken her under a bridge and wouldn't give her her stuff back, wouldn't let her out of the car, and some passerby stopped and helped her, and she was screaming at the guy, and the guy took off.
01:23:22.000But it was to a point where she was like, is this guy gonna rape me?
01:24:12.000I mean, it's like a ride sometimes with those people.
01:24:14.000You'd get in the car and be like, whoa, this guy is just riding people's asses and cutting people off and slamming the brakes and honking the horn.
01:26:49.000Ari is such a unique guy because he was, as a child, he was raised to be a very, very strict Orthodox Jew.
01:26:59.000You know, I mean, he spent time, I forget what it's called when you go over to Israel and you just read the Torah like fucking 10, 12 hours a day.
01:31:05.000They start out with, they tell you hell's not real, and then they say, we never said that, and then a year from now they say, look, we're pretty sure hell's not real.
01:31:14.000This Pope probably plays Fortnite and shit, and he's like...
01:34:53.000Were you ever in the middle of doing that going, what in the fuck am I doing?
01:34:56.000No, well, most of the times we did it, and me and my friends talk about it, we would get out of class.
01:35:01.000So we would, because I went to Catholic school, there'd be services during the day and funerals even.
01:35:05.000Sometimes we'd get paid to be out of class, and then we would miss two, three hours of school, get paid 20 bucks, get some donuts, miss lunch.
01:44:41.000Well, earlier in this week, I had asked you what mother means, and you gave me one definition, and you said, do you want to hear the next one?
01:44:50.000And you said, as a noun, it means short for motherfucker.
01:46:26.000Well, I think that Google has it down the best with that Google Pixel 2 phone where you squeeze the sides and the Google Assistant comes on.
01:46:33.000And when the Google Assistant comes on, you can just ask it anything.
01:47:20.000What did you think about the US government telling us not to use Huawei phones?
01:47:25.000Because Huawei phones are made by the Chinese, and they're like, don't trust the Huawei phones.
01:47:30.000Yeah, well, I mean, there might be something to it.
01:47:32.000Like, if it's something that, say, you know, like an iPhone, it sends messages to Apple all the time of location and all that crap like that.
01:47:43.000So if it's like a foreign country that has the ability to track its people, you know, it's a little weird.
01:48:49.000So the other theory by the super conspiracy theorists is that they're trying to keep out the number three cell phone maker in the world from establishing a foothold in the U.S. market and economically strengthening the communist government over there.
01:51:35.000There's a bunch of things interesting to me about it, but what's interesting to me is when these cameras and these phones from these Android manufacturers are so good, it forces Apple to come with some next level shit too.
01:51:48.000Like this is a technology race unlike any other race.
01:51:52.000Like, computers have even stalled out, right?
01:51:55.000Like, you get a new MacBook, do you even pay attention to what the fucking gigabytes are now?
01:55:27.000I wish Apple would have a exchange program where you could go in and they'll take out your touch bar and that keyboard and just put in like any keyboard you want.
01:55:36.000Like, I just want a regular MacBook Pro keyboard on my laptop.
01:55:39.000But even the MacBook, think about this, like this ThinkPad jamming.
01:55:44.000The way the keys work, like when you're typing on it, there's all this travel.
01:57:29.000I think, honestly, that video games at high levels, especially like Quake, it's deceptively intellectually challenging.
01:57:39.000They would do a lot of these one-on-one death matches, and they would be in a room, and they would both spawn at the same time.
01:57:49.000Then you have to run, and you have to have knowledge of the map.
01:57:51.000And you also have to have knowledge of when certain items are going to respawn.
01:57:55.000Like if you steal the rocket launcher...
01:57:58.000Another rocket launcher will respawn in like, I forget how many seconds, like 30 seconds.
01:58:02.000So they would run the map, shoot the guy, collect the extra rocket launcher before he can, keep him unarmed, and keep killing him over and over again.
01:58:09.000And after you kill him a certain amount of time, the game's over.
01:58:12.000The guys who were really good at that, they're just really smart.
01:58:15.000They're really smart, really fast twitch, super tuned into the game, just locked in, and then they'd study those maps.
01:58:24.000They could do crazy shit, like rocket jump onto people, and do things that get to areas of the map just because they understood how to hop.
01:58:33.000They could do it in a way that other people don't know how to do.
01:58:35.000The guy ninja he's talking about is what you're describing.
01:58:39.000So then the game Fortnite, you have to build these crazy...
01:59:44.000Are going to be considered like chess players.
01:59:47.000I think it's like kind of the same thing.
01:59:49.000It's just chess is traditionally worshipped as this intellectual game, right?
01:59:54.000But I think that a lot of video games, like Starcraft for sure, is like this really high-level strategy game.
02:00:01.000Like you're doing things and you're thinking on multiple levels about different parts of the board and different things that you're moving around.
02:00:08.000It seems to me to be like physically dynamic too because things are moving quick.
02:02:09.000Imagine if they found out that video games actually improve eyesight.
02:02:12.000Remember when we grew up, they were told us not to sit close to the TV, but now we are sold VR units where we're the closest to a TV possibly made?
02:04:51.000The graphics didn't even matter because the game is all dark and moody and the gameplay was so fun that a lot of people even stayed with it after Quake 2 and then Quake 3 became like sort of fast-paced like that.
02:05:05.000See if you can find a video of people playing it.
02:05:06.000Here's a, I think, comparison of the old one versus the updated graphics.
02:09:48.000But what I'm saying is that, like, I mean, this obviously looks amazing, but in how many years do you think it'll be indistinguishable from real life?
02:10:14.000I've had the Oculus Rift since beta testing, so I've always had it.
02:10:18.000And they just had a big VRLA thing this weekend, and I didn't hear anyone sharing anything that was mind-blowing experiences that are making everyone go out and spend $2,000 on a VR upgrade.
02:10:29.000Well, I think right now what's happening is the infancy of VR in a commercial level.
02:10:47.000Those are gigantic gaps, but you could look at it from a different perspective and be like, it's still just playing with a remote control on a TV with some computer power behind it.
02:10:55.000Yeah, but the virtual stuff is also sometimes connected to those three-dimensional...
02:12:46.000That ride where it's this huge video screen and your car moves up and down and they're just taking you through this crazy thing that you're seeing in front of you.
02:12:55.000And it's probably as thrilling as any actual ride where you're really moving, right?
02:13:01.000It's the Back to the Future ride, though, before that.
02:13:34.000I was trying to look it up right now, but I remember Steven Spielberg talking about developing a room-type theater process where maybe you're not wearing anything, but things are being projected into the room you're in and you're experiencing the movie like that.
02:13:49.000Maybe like Avatar in the future would be like 25 people jump into the room and it starts playing and you're experiencing it happen around you versus wearing a headset and watching something happen.
02:14:00.000I don't think they've developed it yet, but I have seen some crazy...
02:14:03.000Can't do holograms and holograms, man.
02:14:04.000Some big globe theaters happening in Vegas.
02:14:50.000They have VR experiences where you can go with your whole family and you're all in the game wearing these things and you're in the game together.
02:15:03.000Oh, so you're running from zombies in a warehouse?
02:15:06.000Yeah, I think Link from Good Mythical Morning, he was talking about how he brought the family, and he was getting chased by zombies.
02:15:15.000I had heard that they were thinking about doing something like that, now that you think of it, but I didn't know there was actually a place now.
02:15:21.000Have we ever talked about this before?
02:17:30.000You fly over all these different spots.
02:17:33.000And, uh, you experience all this like as if you're soaring and you feel like a light breeze and there's different smells that they send your way.
02:17:42.000Like the older one was soaring over California.
02:17:44.000You would look at this, a bear's like, what are you doing, bitch?
02:17:48.000You would soar over these orange trees.
02:18:19.000I can't remember if I said it on your podcast.
02:18:22.000It's a real piece of wood and I have like unbalanced wood where I have something underneath it so it kind of rocks if you're standing on it.
02:18:31.000So you go up in this elevator in Virtual Reality Road and I have a fan that I turn on right when the elevator door opens.
02:18:57.000I pushed my girlfriend off the board and she was like freaking out and I just like gave her a little nudge and she goes in the game if you fall off you fall down.
02:28:19.000There's a bunch of Mercedes SUVs and BMW SUVs, but this is like the first, other than the Cadillac Escalade, kind of, but this is like another level.
02:28:29.000Like super high-tech, family luxury sled that hauls ass.
02:31:10.000Well, it is weird when you talk to like, you know, like you call up Apple or something like that and you have the automated assistant and they have the fake typewriter sounds like, oh, let me try.
02:37:03.000It's going to be something in another space other than just your phone.
02:37:08.000I really think that there's going to come a time where the same amount of time that people spend on social media, they're going to spend in some sort of an augmented state.
02:37:16.000Like you'll be able to wear these things for work because they help you pull things up.
02:37:20.000So people just accept, I have to have my goggles.
02:37:23.000Like everybody wears goggles at a certain point in time because it's just so much cooler.
02:38:29.000They're just going to figure out how to get into the door.
02:38:32.000Eventually, if people survive, they're going to have, with every generation, a greater and greater understanding of how to manipulate things around them.
02:39:53.000They get together, they put a show on in front of the kid, here you go, and they just, the entire time, not even like, the parents are done, they want to talk, and can I use your phone?
02:40:03.000Yeah, here, go ahead, use my phone, play a game.
02:40:05.000The kid's playing the game, somebody's talking to somebody.
02:40:35.000How much less time are they spending talking to people now?
02:40:40.000How many less awkward moments at the dinner table where you had to work out just controlling your temper or controlling your emotions or controlling the way you interact with people or trying to be nicer about some of the ways you say things and learning to get...
02:40:55.000The only way people learn about that stuff is at a dinner table, right?
02:42:55.000I used to always talk about this, but what was it?
02:42:57.000It was definitely Faces of Death, and it was definitely UFC 1, 2, and 3. You know, like, the early days of UFC, seeing mix-matched, like, people go at it, and just the brutal KOs, you know, and there was no rules back then.
02:43:44.000And I think the internet and, you know, just so many different things you could see, like, how was it that we can, like, instantaneously pull up video of a volcano eating a car?
02:43:57.000How many people are supposed to see that?
02:43:59.000Like, you're not supposed to see that shit all day from all over the world.
02:44:03.000You're not supposed to see all these different volcano eruptions and different shootings and cars running over people in Times Square and all that crazy shit.
02:44:11.000Yeah, if you lived in Kansas, lava shouldn't really be worrying you.
02:44:14.000Yeah, it should be on your list of shit.
02:44:15.000You got a small amount of things to think about in front of you.
02:44:18.000You could look forever at each direction.
02:44:24.000You wish you should have some fucking lava to mix things up.
02:44:30.000That's gotta be a weird place to be, man, when you're watching that earth crack open and you realize how thin the crust is between you and the most insane shit ever.
02:44:39.000Rivers of hot, molten rock right under the surface of the ground you're walking on.
02:48:01.000Oh, yeah, that freaked me out because we had the studio at the Ice House and I kept on thinking about the ceiling just caving in because that's like an old building.
02:50:31.000I use it for the opposite reason now, where like the other day I wanted a real massage and I checked to make sure that that wasn't a rub-and-tub place.
02:53:19.000I think it's a matter of time before they develop an AI in a physical body that so closely resembles a human body that you could turn the lights down, light a candle.
02:56:04.000I did not know that you could make a fucking phone call with an artificial intelligence thing that could say, um, and would make appointments for you and shit.
02:57:25.000I think the reality itself is obviously some sort of weird thing because you're looking at it.
02:57:32.000You're looking at it through your eyes.
02:57:34.000Your eyes are determining the positions that things are in and what they look like and where things are.
02:57:40.000And there's all these things that are going on around you all the time that you have no control of and they're everywhere, all over the planet, people living lives.
02:57:46.000And you interface with those lives occasionally.
02:57:49.000You're just accustomed to the manner in which you do it.
02:57:53.000But every night you close your eyes and you go uncomfortable Unconscious and who knows what the fuck happens to your brain and then you wake up in the morning you have to pee and you're struggling to try to figure out what happened yesterday and then while this is happening your ex-girlfriend's fucking your best friend from high school and they got together and you know it's like can't believe Jamie left I mean he said he was gonna stay forever and the next thing you know All these lives intersect with each other all over the world.
02:58:30.000They breathe in air and breathe out carbon dioxide, and the trees breathe into carbon dioxide and breathe out air, but they keep chopping down the trees.
03:01:40.000And what you read is that they've fibbed about results and they did some shit that they shouldn't have done.
03:01:47.000And all these people got tests and they thought they were...
03:01:50.000You know, if you get a blood test, you think you're getting the accurate results from a reputable company, and it wasn't.
03:01:55.000It was a micro click, like they would take like a micro prick of blood, and they would take that blood and they would measure it, and that's how they would find whether you had diseases or not.
03:02:26.000So this thing, this story when it came out that all these people had invested hundreds of millions of dollars into it, it made me think, like, can you imagine how long it takes to make a hundred million dollars?
03:02:39.000To have a hundred million dollars to invest in something that's bullshit?
03:02:44.000Can you imagine, like, what it must feel to find out that that shit didn't work?