The Joe Rogan Experience - May 09, 2018


Joe Rogan Experience #1114 - Matt Taibbi


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 20 minutes

Words per Minute

153.56523

Word Count

21,558

Sentence Count

1,723

Misogynist Sentences

33

Hate Speech Sentences

19


Summary

In this episode of the podcast, we talk with author and journalist Jame Davis about his new book, "The Business Secrets of Drug Dealership: How to Make It in the 21st Century." Jame talks about how he got his start in the drug business, how he became a writer, and how he ended up writing a fictionalized version of his own life story. He also talks about his experiences with dealing drugs, and what it's like to work at a farm that grows and tests on illegal drugs. Jame is a writer and journalist who has been writing about drugs and cannabis for a long time, and is now writing a book about how to make it in the business. We also talk about how Jame got into the drug dealing business, and why he thinks drugs should be legalized in the US. And why he doesn't think weed should be legal in the states that allow recreational use. If you're interested in getting into the weed business, check out Jame's book, The Business Secrets Of Drug Dealership: How To Make It In The U.S. Government and How To Deal With It, which is out now. You can find it at Businesssecretsofdrugdealing.ca/TheBusinessSecretsofDealing, and it's serialized on the New York Times best selling paperback edition of The Ten Crack Commandments, which will be out later this month. It's also be available in Kindle, iBook, Paperback, Hardcover, and Hardcover edition, and hardcover edition on amazon, which starts on Amazon starting at $99.99, and paperback on Nov. 1st, 2019. All three are available in hardcover $99 and paperback $99, including Audible, $99 paperback, and Audible.99.00.00, and a limited edition hardcover is also available on Audible $99 or Blu-99, plus shipping starts at $49,99 and $99 at Audible UK, and shipping is available in paperback, too.0099, USRP $99/AVGO, and Boucher 49,99, Bespoke is a year from Amazon Prime, and will be shipping nationwide.99/Vaynerdyed, too, and Best FiDS, and Bespoken, too? We'll be shipping you a copy of The Business of Cannabis, we'll be sending you an ad-free version of the book, too!


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Five, four, three, two...
00:00:05.000 That countdown gives me anxiety.
00:00:07.000 I gotta stop doing the countdown.
00:00:08.000 See, look, I spilled my fucking alpha brain.
00:00:11.000 God damn it.
00:00:12.000 What is alpha brain?
00:00:13.000 It's brain juice.
00:00:15.000 It's like a cognitive enhancing supplement.
00:00:18.000 Really?
00:00:19.000 Yeah, you ever fuck with nootropics?
00:00:20.000 You know what nootropics are?
00:00:21.000 No?
00:00:22.000 Do you have an extra one?
00:00:22.000 Can I try it?
00:00:23.000 Yeah, sure, for sure.
00:00:24.000 Nootropics are essentially the building blocks for human neurotransmitters.
00:00:29.000 They improve your memory.
00:00:31.000 Not too radically.
00:00:32.000 Have you ever fucked with modafinil or any of that stuff?
00:00:35.000 No.
00:00:37.000 No?
00:00:37.000 No.
00:00:38.000 Modafinil is like pro-vigil.
00:00:41.000 They give it to fighter pilots.
00:00:42.000 You know what I'm talking about?
00:00:44.000 It helps keep them awake.
00:00:45.000 My wife's a doctor, so yeah.
00:00:46.000 You have a doctor?
00:00:47.000 My wife is a doctor.
00:00:48.000 Oh, your wife's a doctor.
00:00:49.000 Oh, that's perfect.
00:00:50.000 So she knows about all that jazz.
00:00:53.000 But there was just an article recently about it, improving cognitive performance.
00:00:57.000 You're going to probably have to bite into that.
00:00:59.000 You got it?
00:01:00.000 Yeah.
00:01:01.000 It's good to meet you, man.
00:01:02.000 I've enjoyed your work.
00:01:04.000 I've been a fan forever.
00:01:05.000 Thank you.
00:01:06.000 Me too.
00:01:06.000 I'm looking forward.
00:01:07.000 I've enjoyed your writing, for sure.
00:01:10.000 Did you get that?
00:01:12.000 You got it there?
00:01:13.000 I don't know.
00:01:13.000 Do I have to bite it?
00:01:14.000 Here we go.
00:01:16.000 Ew, you got scissors.
00:01:17.000 Got it.
00:01:17.000 Jamie's got scissors for you if you don't want to fuck with that.
00:01:20.000 I got it.
00:01:20.000 I got it.
00:01:21.000 There we go.
00:01:22.000 So let's talk about what we were just talking about.
00:01:25.000 You wrote a book with a guy about drug dealing, and he was going to come on wearing a mask.
00:01:31.000 Yeah, he wanted to come on wearing a Barack Obama mask, actually.
00:01:37.000 It's actually really funny.
00:01:39.000 The whole story is really funny.
00:01:40.000 I'm writing this book.
00:01:42.000 I spilled it too.
00:01:45.000 It's called The Business Secrets of Drug Dealing.
00:01:48.000 You can find it at businesssecretsofdrugdealing.com and I'm serializing it.
00:01:54.000 But basically, somebody I knew for ages in a completely different capacity sort of came out to me last year And said, you know, I've been a high-level drug dealer for a long time,
00:02:11.000 basically my whole life, and wanted to tell a story about, you know, sort of the whole progression of his life.
00:02:18.000 What kind of drugs?
00:02:20.000 Only things that grow out of the ground.
00:02:23.000 This is an African-American guy.
00:02:28.000 He started off, believe it or not, selling mushrooms.
00:02:31.000 He sort of grew up half in the projects and half in an upscale suburb.
00:02:39.000 In the upscale suburb, he sold mushrooms.
00:02:43.000 Which he basically got through mail order at a time early in the sort of history of the internet when there were some loopholes about things.
00:02:53.000 You could get spores, right?
00:02:54.000 Yeah, well actually you could get the actual...
00:02:57.000 Really?
00:02:57.000 Yeah.
00:02:58.000 Wow.
00:03:00.000 So he ends up having this whole career and he wanted to sort of explain to me what The rules of the game were and do sort of a book version of the Ten Crack Commandments and so we sat down and we couldn't quite figure out how to do it at first but we ended up essentially doing a sort of fictionalized version of his
00:03:31.000 life and And the progression is amazing because he goes from being a dealer in all these different parts of the country in different social spheres.
00:03:44.000 He's in college.
00:03:45.000 He deals to rich white kids.
00:03:47.000 He deals on the street and in tough urban neighborhoods.
00:03:52.000 And then ends up sort of in the legal business in this state.
00:03:59.000 As a lawyer?
00:04:00.000 No, no, no.
00:04:01.000 No, no, no.
00:04:02.000 Legal marijuana.
00:04:03.000 Oh, oh, oh.
00:04:05.000 And so he's describing that world, which is not...
00:04:09.000 There are a lot of misconceptions about it.
00:04:11.000 There are some things about it that are not known terribly well.
00:04:17.000 Like, what do you do when you work at a farm and your crop tests dirty with a contaminant?
00:04:29.000 Well, not everybody just throws it away.
00:04:32.000 A lot of that stuff ends up Shipped across country, goes to other markets.
00:04:38.000 And he sort of describes a lot of this...
00:04:40.000 Like what kind of contaminants would that be?
00:04:41.000 Like fungal or pesticides?
00:04:43.000 Yeah, like a fungus.
00:04:46.000 Something like that.
00:04:47.000 You know, there are labs that basically have to clear, you know, from what I understand, that have to clear each of the crops.
00:04:55.000 And there are situations where, you know, there's a whole bunch of crop and you got workers that have to be paid and...
00:05:01.000 What do you do with it?
00:05:21.000 All the different things that he learned in the course of his career about how to do the job and not get caught, how to rig a load to drive cross-country, how do you do a dummy car.
00:05:37.000 He tells a story about how basically you want four cars, you want the guy in the front seat to be To look like a drug dealer, have a terrible record, drive badly, basically to attract the police.
00:05:52.000 And the third car is the load car.
00:05:56.000 The second car is watching to see if there's cops in either direction.
00:06:00.000 And then the fourth car is basically driving up behind the load car to prevent anybody from seeing the license plate and that sort of thing.
00:06:09.000 So he just talks about all this stuff, and it's fascinating, and it was a new kind of writing for me because I've never really done anything except straight journalism, and we sort of had to do it in narrative form, and so we're putting it out serially online right now, which is really cool.
00:06:25.000 So you did one of those change the names to protect the innocent sort of deal?
00:06:28.000 Exactly, yeah.
00:06:29.000 Or the guilty, yeah.
00:06:31.000 But for the most part, based on facts.
00:06:35.000 Mm-hmm.
00:06:36.000 Yes, yes.
00:06:37.000 The situations were, let's just say, realistic, you know.
00:06:40.000 Right.
00:06:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:42.000 And his, you know, the observations were that he describes are all, you know, things that he actually learned.
00:06:50.000 The situations were, you know, relatively close to things that actually happened.
00:06:54.000 So, yeah.
00:06:55.000 That's interesting.
00:06:55.000 So that's available now?
00:06:57.000 Mm-hmm.
00:06:57.000 Yep, yep.
00:06:58.000 Again, it's businesssecretsofdrugdealing.com.
00:07:03.000 It's kind of a new thing.
00:07:06.000 I'm a huge fan of serialized detective stories.
00:07:12.000 I was a big fan of Dashiell Hammett and Raymond Chandler, and I loved Black Mask Magazine, which was the big pulp noir magazine in the 20s and 30s.
00:07:25.000 I grew up reading all those stories, and it was in the back of my mind always that I wanted to try this and write a book on a deadline.
00:07:36.000 So I'm doing this now.
00:07:38.000 It's basically co-written with this anonymous character who can't appear with me on shows like this anywhere because he's still not captured.
00:07:49.000 So are there warrants out for this guy?
00:07:52.000 No, he's never been picked up.
00:07:54.000 Never been arrested?
00:07:55.000 Never been arrested, nope.
00:07:56.000 Whoa.
00:07:57.000 Yeah.
00:07:58.000 Sounds like a smart dude.
00:07:59.000 He is a smart dude.
00:08:00.000 He is a smart dude, and some of his employers would be very surprised to know that he's got a hobby like this.
00:08:08.000 It's funny, again, I knew him for years and didn't have the faintest clue that this was going on.
00:08:17.000 Did he keep a job in order to avoid suspicion?
00:08:20.000 So, the book is actually structured with all these rules.
00:08:25.000 Each chapter has rules in it.
00:08:27.000 One of his most important rules is always have a job.
00:08:34.000 It's for a number of reasons.
00:08:35.000 Number one, he talks about how when he was young, he worked at places like Marriott or Applebee's.
00:08:45.000 And he's like, you know, if you can serve, have the patience to serve people at an Applebee's and not blow up and scream at people...
00:08:55.000 Then you won't screw up a package.
00:08:58.000 In other words, if you can have the self-discipline to actually get through one of these jobs and not blow up and be crazy, then you're going to handle yourself well at a car stop.
00:09:08.000 That's fascinating.
00:09:09.000 So he used it almost like as a discipline exercise.
00:09:12.000 He used it as a discipline exercise.
00:09:13.000 He learned, among other things, like another one of his rules is dress like an off-duty's Applebee's waiter, right?
00:09:22.000 Do not dress...
00:09:24.000 And he talks about this, about how most dealers, they learn their profession by watching movies.
00:09:35.000 There's no book out there.
00:09:37.000 I mean, it's not like this generation is growing up reading the old Iceberg Slim or Donald Goyne's novels or whatever it is.
00:09:44.000 They're watching The Wire or Blow or...
00:09:48.000 Or Ozark now, or whatever it is.
00:09:52.000 But dealers very often dress like dealers.
00:09:55.000 You can kind of spot them.
00:09:56.000 And he says that's exactly the opposite of what you have to do.
00:10:01.000 Wear Sperry shoes, wear boring clothes, look like you've...
00:10:06.000 You're on your way to your freshman English class or whatever it is and sound like a nerdy college kid when the cops pull you over.
00:10:21.000 All this stuff is central to his whole world view about how to avoid getting caught.
00:10:29.000 Wow, that would be a great book.
00:10:31.000 I mean, it is.
00:10:32.000 It's really fun.
00:10:34.000 And the fact that the co-author is actually a person who's pulling this off makes it really interesting.
00:10:43.000 And it makes it a real challenge to write it, too, because I had to kind of...
00:10:52.000 Simulate his voice and kind of communicate to people what those situations were like and what things look like from his point of view.
00:11:02.000 And obviously I'm white and he's African-American and that's tough.
00:11:06.000 But, you know, I think it works.
00:11:07.000 It's kind of a cool story.
00:11:09.000 But it must have been a juicy, like when you found the subject, you must have been like, oh boy, we got something here.
00:11:13.000 Oh, yeah.
00:11:14.000 Super juicy.
00:11:15.000 Yeah, no, it's so much fun.
00:11:17.000 I haven't had this much fun, like fun, fun writing anything for a long time because, you know, most criminal memoirs, and again, I grew up a junkie in terms of reading this stuff.
00:11:29.000 I love books that are written after the fact by people who were in crime, you know, like Papillon was one of my favorite books growing up.
00:11:39.000 I mean, it's an amazing story about not just crime, but about prison and what's that like.
00:11:44.000 But they're always written by people after they got caught, right?
00:11:48.000 And so there's never that book by the person who's still out there and talking about what outlaw life is like.
00:12:00.000 Successfully, still on the other side of the law.
00:12:03.000 And that part of it is fascinating.
00:12:05.000 It's a completely new thing.
00:12:07.000 And he has all these insights that I would never have thought about.
00:12:11.000 He talks about how there's a thing he calls the hood price.
00:12:17.000 When you're selling in black neighborhoods, even he charges a higher price There are more problems that you inevitably run into when you're dealing in those neighborhoods because there's more cops,
00:12:36.000 which means more lawyers, which means more security, which means more attention to detail.
00:12:40.000 When you deal to rich white kids, nobody's paying attention.
00:12:44.000 So there's less overhead in the business, which is fascinating.
00:12:51.000 And he talks all about this.
00:12:54.000 And he has...
00:12:55.000 He spent a lifetime kind of just keeping all this stuff in his head, always wanting to put it down, and it just got to be too much, and he just sort of tapped me on the shoulder one day and said, can we have lunch?
00:13:08.000 I just want to talk to you about something.
00:13:10.000 And how long had you known him before this?
00:13:12.000 I would say three years.
00:13:14.000 Wow!
00:13:15.000 Three years, four years, yeah.
00:13:16.000 That's crazy.
00:13:18.000 Yeah, it was very cool.
00:13:19.000 Wow, we had to trust you.
00:13:19.000 Well, I'm glad we decided to not have him on, because he would get busted.
00:13:24.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:13:25.000 That would be how he would get busted.
00:13:27.000 If you were on something and you had a mask on, people would go, that's Matt Taibbi's voice.
00:13:33.000 You know what I mean?
00:13:34.000 There would be somebody listening to him.
00:13:36.000 Maybe he doesn't understand that there's millions of people listening.
00:13:40.000 I totally agree with you.
00:13:42.000 Hundreds of those people would go, that's whatever.
00:13:45.000 That's Mike, that's John, whatever his name is.
00:13:47.000 They would get it.
00:13:48.000 Even the Unabomber got caught and he only talked to like two people.
00:13:52.000 Especially today with this Jeff Sessions motherfucker in place.
00:13:56.000 He's scary.
00:13:57.000 Did you just hear the shit that he was saying now?
00:13:59.000 That they're going to actively separate parents from their children if they catch illegals coming over with their families?
00:14:06.000 I mean, that's just vindictive.
00:14:08.000 It's fucking evil.
00:14:09.000 Yeah, no.
00:14:10.000 And it's funny.
00:14:11.000 I cover Trump, obviously, on the campaign trail.
00:14:16.000 And I watched sort of the progression of his thought, or non-thought, as it is, on things like immigration.
00:14:28.000 And it seemed to me that he clued in very quickly that people just want to be mean to immigrants.
00:14:36.000 It's not so much about the policy.
00:14:39.000 He was very nonspecific about that whenever he could be.
00:14:42.000 He just wanted to say things that feel vindictive and cruel and nasty.
00:14:50.000 Doing something to children is just monstrous, you know, but...
00:14:53.000 Sessions is a real creep.
00:14:55.000 Oh, he's horrible.
00:14:56.000 He's a scary guy.
00:14:57.000 Yeah.
00:14:57.000 Like, one of the things that he said is, good people don't smoke marijuana.
00:15:01.000 Just saying that alone, do you know how many grandmas out there with cancer are smoking marijuana?
00:15:07.000 Of course.
00:15:08.000 You know, fuck you.
00:15:09.000 Crazy asshole.
00:15:10.000 Just the fact that someone could be in such a position of influence and say something like that.
00:15:14.000 Right.
00:15:15.000 This isn't just your dad saying that.
00:15:17.000 Good people don't smoke marijuana.
00:15:18.000 He goes out in the yard and fucking smokes a cigarette.
00:15:21.000 This is Jeff Sessions.
00:15:21.000 This is the attorney general.
00:15:22.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:15:23.000 It's terrifying.
00:15:24.000 Yeah, and when you take ignorance and then the full weight of the executive branch, especially the anti-drug apparatus, that's...
00:15:37.000 That's a terrible, terrible combination.
00:15:39.000 And it's too bad because I think even the law enforcement community was kind of coming around on this.
00:15:46.000 You know, they don't want to be picking up people for dealing weed.
00:15:50.000 I mean, I talked to, for my last book, about the Eric Garner case, I talked to lots of cops and they just hate having to do that.
00:15:57.000 You know, those busts are not fun for them.
00:15:59.000 Well, the Eric Gardner case is the guy who got choked in New York, right?
00:16:02.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:16:03.000 Loose cigarettes, which is even more fucking crazy.
00:16:05.000 Even dumber, yeah.
00:16:07.000 And cops having to do that, that's not even a misdemeanor in New York.
00:16:12.000 And if you've got to drag somebody in for selling a 50-cent cigarette, that's not exactly Serpico, you know what I mean?
00:16:19.000 You don't join the force dreaming of doing that.
00:16:23.000 But yeah, the Sessions thing is terrible.
00:16:26.000 Yeah, having that guy and in that kind of a position and saying things like good people don't smoke marijuana or You know when families come across the border illegally, we're gonna separate the parents from the children like the fuck is wrong with you And then you throw in a good joke dose of the jesus Yeah,
00:16:43.000 exactly scary fucking time at least Trump has said that he's gonna he's not going to support sessions on Going after marijuana in states where it's legal.
00:16:54.000 He's gonna leave the states To take care of it themselves.
00:16:58.000 That's encouraging.
00:16:59.000 The problem with Donald Trump, and this is something that I didn't clue into until I'd spent a lot of time watching the guy and following him around, is that he can sound like he believes something very deeply.
00:17:12.000 And you can be absolutely convinced that he even logically thinks a thing.
00:17:19.000 But he'll have a meeting with somebody, and five minutes later he'll have completely the opposite opinion.
00:17:25.000 So I have no confidence that Donald Trump will, anything that he says, that it will stay his opinion on anything.
00:17:33.000 He can be convinced to go to a complete 180 on basically any issue, which is scary.
00:17:39.000 But isn't he, in some ways, the perfect representative of America because of that?
00:17:43.000 Absolutely.
00:17:44.000 He has no attention span.
00:17:45.000 And I talked about this when I was covering him because people said, oh, what does this billionaire New Yorker have in common with With ordinary Americans.
00:17:55.000 He has a lot in common with them.
00:17:57.000 He has exactly the same media habits that they have.
00:18:00.000 He reads the same dumb shit on the internet.
00:18:02.000 He has the same total inability to separate fact and fiction.
00:18:08.000 He's completely credulous when he reads a news item about something that he personally agrees with.
00:18:16.000 And he'll Tweet it out five seconds later before he checks it out, which is like what every other American does.
00:18:22.000 They get something on Facebook and they immediately share it with all their friends.
00:18:27.000 And this is an American thing now, just the total inability to logically look at things.
00:18:35.000 Yeah, and the short attention span too.
00:18:37.000 Short attention span, drifting in and out of conversations, not being able to pay attention to memos unless his name is in there a hundred times.
00:18:45.000 It sounds like people I know.
00:18:48.000 It sounds like American.
00:18:49.000 Right, right.
00:18:50.000 And, you know, it's funny because if you...
00:18:53.000 If you watch Trump's speeches, or actually better yet, if you read Trump's speeches, they would pass out the text of what Trump was supposed to say before his events.
00:19:06.000 And so I'd be sitting there, I'd be looking at the remarks, and they would be cogent from one end to the other.
00:19:12.000 Then he would get up there and the first line would be like, oh, it's so great to be back in Manchester, New Hampshire.
00:19:17.000 I'm sure I always loved being here and that would be right.
00:19:20.000 And then he would veer off and he would start saying one thing and then the other thing and his thoughts would drift in all these different directions and then when you looked at the actual transcript Of what Donald Trump had said, he not only wasn't completing thoughts,
00:19:38.000 he wasn't completing sentences.
00:19:40.000 He talks in these sort of strange fragments and he'll drift from one idea to another and they won't have any logical connection to each other.
00:19:50.000 And people still responded to it, which tells you something both about him and about his audience, right?
00:19:57.000 Because they're on the same weird mental wavelength where just sort of disconnected bits of emotion and thought is enough now, right?
00:20:08.000 Isn't that weird?
00:20:09.000 I mean, it's really strange.
00:20:11.000 Well, people don't know that someone's not smart if they're dumber than the person.
00:20:16.000 Yeah.
00:20:16.000 I think what it's revealing is what a small amount of time most people spend actually thinking.
00:20:24.000 Thinking about ideas, thinking about themselves, thinking about behavior, thinking about the impact that someone who's in the position of president can have.
00:20:34.000 Very few people are out there actually thinking.
00:20:37.000 I mean, a pretty large number overall, but very few in terms of percentages.
00:20:41.000 In terms of the people that you can reach and the people that will show up at his press rallies, that's a big thing too, right?
00:20:47.000 Who the fuck is going to go to a campaign speech for anybody unless you're a journalist?
00:20:51.000 Well, that's interesting because I've been to a million campaign rallies, right?
00:20:57.000 And my opinion on them is...
00:21:01.000 I would rather basically stick a railroad spike in my ear than voluntarily go to one of these things and not be paid to do it because normally a campaign speech is like this supernaturally boring experience where a guy or a woman...
00:21:21.000 Stands up there and reads out a pre-selected, market-tested list of political cliches that have no meaning whatsoever and that don't represent what they're actually going to do when they're in office anyway.
00:21:37.000 And if you have to listen to that 40 or 50 times in a row, which is what happens when you're covering campaigns, you want to kill yourself.
00:21:45.000 So...
00:21:46.000 Why anyone would go voluntarily to see that as entertainment is sort of beyond me.
00:21:51.000 But that happened in 2015 and 2016. Trump's events were a little different.
00:21:58.000 They were a little bit...
00:22:02.000 And I think he got a little bit of this from his WWE experience.
00:22:05.000 He turned them into these kind of menacing...
00:22:08.000 I think?
00:22:27.000 You know, zoo animals or something.
00:22:29.000 And we were the representatives of the hated elite, you know.
00:22:35.000 And he turned it into this sort of like physical, menacing, intimate thing.
00:22:41.000 And, you know, people would come from all over.
00:22:43.000 They'd come from down in the hills, you know, and drive 50 miles to see the spectacle.
00:22:48.000 It was fascinating to watch, but kind of terrifying, too.
00:22:51.000 Well, yeah, the people that are going to those things, like, boy, that is an odd group of humans.
00:22:57.000 That have decided this is how you're going to spend your day.
00:22:59.000 You're going to go and watch this guy rabble about fake news.
00:23:03.000 Right.
00:23:03.000 He's going to ramble about this, your fake news, and point at the CNN guy.
00:23:07.000 Your fake news.
00:23:08.000 Oh, yeah.
00:23:09.000 Yeah.
00:23:09.000 The fake news, CNN, terrible, terrible ratings.
00:23:13.000 And people are like, yes, yes.
00:23:15.000 They wave the flag.
00:23:16.000 Keep going.
00:23:17.000 Say things that make me feel good.
00:23:19.000 Say things that excite me.
00:23:21.000 Absolutely.
00:23:22.000 Absolutely.
00:23:22.000 And yeah, look at these bloodsuckers.
00:23:25.000 That was a line that he used to pull out a lot.
00:23:27.000 Look at these bloodsuckers, these people reporting information.
00:23:31.000 Yeah, again, we'd be sitting there and a whole bunch of reporters and we're a bunch of geeks in Arrow shirts, you know, and we got pads and we're kind of surrounded by, you know, in some cases, 15,000 people.
00:23:45.000 You know, we're kind of turning in our direction.
00:23:48.000 And, you know, in a couple of cases, it was definitely up in the air whether this was going to turn ugly or in a few places it did turn ugly.
00:23:59.000 But he was very clued in.
00:24:02.000 The one thing I will say about Trump is that he has a keen instinct for audience.
00:24:07.000 He knows where they are.
00:24:09.000 He knows what their mood is.
00:24:10.000 He knows what he has to do to wake them up, to stir them up.
00:24:17.000 He can tell when he's losing them.
00:24:20.000 That is one talent that he does have, but it's a negative talent for sure.
00:24:27.000 Well, he uses it certainly in a negative way.
00:24:29.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:24:31.000 How much attention have you paid at all to his use of diet pills?
00:24:35.000 Have you been following that at all?
00:24:37.000 No, that's fascinating.
00:24:38.000 Is he using a lot of diet pills?
00:24:39.000 No?
00:24:40.000 No.
00:24:40.000 I'm so glad I could talk to Matt Taite about this.
00:24:42.000 This is great.
00:24:43.000 What was the reporter...
00:24:44.000 Was it Washington Post that first talked about it?
00:24:47.000 They found the Dwayne Reed Pharmacy where he was first prescribed...
00:24:53.000 Diet pills by this doctor who described it for a non-existent condition, like a metabolic deficiency or some shit like that.
00:25:02.000 Metabolic disorder, I think he called it.
00:25:04.000 And it allowed him to prescribe, and this guy was like a known prescriber of these things.
00:25:09.000 Uh-huh.
00:25:10.000 Like a doctor feel-good type.
00:25:11.000 One of them guys.
00:25:12.000 Go to him.
00:25:12.000 He's got it.
00:25:13.000 He's got you covered.
00:25:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:15.000 Metabolic disorder.
00:25:16.000 Here you go, Matt.
00:25:17.000 You're going to feel peppy all day.
00:25:20.000 And he's supposed to be on these for a very short amount of time.
00:25:22.000 He was on them for a long period of time.
00:25:24.000 And this guy, this reporter, printed out, tweeted out the actual Duane Reade pharmacy where Trump was filling this prescription.
00:25:35.000 And then now they're saying that he's on some other diet pill, which is one of the ingredients that was in fen-fen.
00:25:43.000 Do you remember fen-fen?
00:25:44.000 Yeah.
00:25:45.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:25:46.000 Unfortunately, I know.
00:25:47.000 Yeah.
00:25:48.000 Yeah, fen-fen was something for people who don't know, the young folks out there.
00:25:52.000 There was a pill that people were taking in the 1990s, and I knew a gal who was a very pretty girl, but she was large.
00:26:02.000 And she got on the fen-fen, and I hadn't seen her in like, I don't know, like six months or something.
00:26:07.000 And I saw her, and all of a sudden she was like 120 pounds.
00:26:10.000 I was like...
00:26:10.000 What?
00:26:11.000 You look amazing!
00:26:12.000 Like, what are you doing?
00:26:13.000 Like, you exercising or something?
00:26:15.000 Did you go crazy and join a gym?
00:26:16.000 And she's like, no, I started taking this stuff called fen-fen.
00:26:19.000 And she was like, blah, blah, blah.
00:26:21.000 She couldn't stop talking.
00:26:22.000 Grinding the teeth a little bit.
00:26:23.000 Fucking on speed.
00:26:25.000 Then she started having Wow.
00:26:46.000 Which makes sense that a guy who's in his 70s has so much energy.
00:26:51.000 Right.
00:26:51.000 I mean, they say he's up at 5 o'clock in the morning watching Fox News, and then he starts tweeting.
00:26:56.000 Like at 5.30 in the morning, he's tweeting.
00:26:58.000 Right.
00:26:58.000 He gets very little sleep.
00:27:00.000 He drinks like 12 Diet Cokes a day.
00:27:02.000 I mean, the guy's just, he's got boundless energy.
00:27:05.000 When he was campaigning, that was the thing that was so stunning to me.
00:27:08.000 I was like, I know what it's like to go on the road and just do stand-up.
00:27:12.000 Just do stand-up.
00:27:13.000 Where you have your act, you fuck around, it's fun, you have a good time.
00:27:16.000 It fucking wears you out after a couple days.
00:27:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:27:19.000 One town, then the next town.
00:27:20.000 By the time that third day rolls around, you're fucking beat down.
00:27:23.000 This guy was doing day after day after day after day.
00:27:27.000 And he's like, it's all great to see all you wonderful people.
00:27:30.000 We're going to make America great again.
00:27:31.000 The wall got ten feet higher.
00:27:33.000 And everything is with energy.
00:27:35.000 Yeah.
00:27:36.000 And this is the speculation.
00:27:37.000 The speculation is he, like, I mean, I'm sure you're aware, many, many journalists are on Adderall.
00:27:42.000 Right.
00:27:43.000 He's on something.
00:27:45.000 Sure.
00:27:45.000 Yeah, no, of course.
00:27:46.000 This is, in my...
00:27:48.000 Like, the way I look at it, it's like, this is indicative of where America stands today.
00:27:53.000 It's not just that he's a good representative of America because he has the same media consumption habits and the same inability to read books and all these different variables, but also because he's pilled up.
00:28:03.000 Right, which is everybody in America.
00:28:05.000 Everybody in America.
00:28:06.000 Right, yeah.
00:28:07.000 Good percentage of people.
00:28:08.000 I mean, that's...
00:28:09.000 There's a little bit of a precedent there because Kennedy had so many physical problems that...
00:28:17.000 I'm not sure if you remember, there was a book, The Dark Side of Camelot, that came out by Cy Hirsch, where it talked about how...
00:28:25.000 Kennedy in the morning used to have a Secret Service agent give him a shot of basically amphetamines every morning, and he would sort of pace around the Oval Office talking about who he wanted to whack today, you know, and this was like the background for Bay of Pigs and,
00:28:42.000 you know, all these other things.
00:28:44.000 So it's very dangerous when a president is, you know, pharmaceutically altered.
00:28:50.000 When a person who is, you know, if he's on speed and he's tweeting threats to a nuclear power, like, I mean, that would be a very ironic but terrible way for all of us to end.
00:29:06.000 Did you find the tweet?
00:29:08.000 I've been looking for it.
00:29:09.000 It was hard to find the first time.
00:29:10.000 I know who wrote it, but I can't find it.
00:29:11.000 You know, you've got to save that and put it in your favorites because we talk about it so many times.
00:29:15.000 You've got to figure out a way to save that and put it in a bookmark.
00:29:21.000 He had the Duane Reade pharmacy, and then there's this speculation about what the most recent stuff is that he's on, which is, again, one ingredient in fen-fen.
00:29:32.000 But one of the things that they were saying is that when you look at the side effects of this stuff, one of the side effects is delusional perception of reality, delusions of grandeur, aggression, impulsiveness, like all these things that we associate with Donald Trump.
00:29:50.000 Like, we don't even know who he is.
00:29:52.000 We know who he is pilled up, if this guy's right.
00:29:55.000 Right.
00:29:56.000 Which is fucking fascinating.
00:29:58.000 Right, right.
00:29:58.000 That we might be dealing with essentially a pharmaceutical intervention into not just American lives in terms of individuals, but in terms of the way policy is driven.
00:30:10.000 Right.
00:30:10.000 And the way the country moves forward.
00:30:12.000 It might literally be pharmaceutically enhanced.
00:30:15.000 Right.
00:30:16.000 That's very Philip K. Dick, but it could easily be true, right?
00:30:19.000 It could easily be true.
00:30:20.000 It all seems true.
00:30:23.000 I'm not saying anything that's outlandish.
00:30:25.000 First of all, we're talking about something that's real.
00:30:27.000 These pills are real.
00:30:28.000 We're talking about something that's widely consumed.
00:30:30.000 Everybody knows this.
00:30:31.000 And we're talking about a guy who has an extraordinary amount of energy for someone who doesn't work out, doesn't eat healthy.
00:30:38.000 And where's he getting all this energy?
00:30:40.000 I remember talking about this with some of the other reporters because As you say, the campaign trail is incredibly grueling.
00:30:50.000 There's a reason why some candidates can't do it.
00:30:54.000 Or they opt to do lots of legacy media appearances or ad buys.
00:31:00.000 They travel less and appear more.
00:31:04.000 The people who tend to succeed are the ones who can do three or four appearances a day, fly to three different cities a day, and most of those people are either health freaks, people who are in good physical condition.
00:31:18.000 Obama was definitely one of those people who had to have a run at some point, or else he couldn't do that schedule.
00:31:26.000 But Donald Trump You know, you look at him and it's kind of a mystery.
00:31:30.000 There it is.
00:31:30.000 There it is.
00:31:30.000 Fun fact.
00:31:31.000 In 1982, Trump started taking amphetamine derivatives.
00:31:34.000 Abused them.
00:31:35.000 Only supposed to take two for 25 days.
00:31:37.000 Stayed on for eight years.
00:31:38.000 Really.
00:31:39.000 And this is Kurt Eichwald.
00:31:41.000 Right.
00:31:42.000 White House admitted it to me.
00:31:46.000 Said, only a short time for diet, in quotes.
00:31:49.000 When he was not overweight, I countered with medical records.
00:31:52.000 They cut me off.
00:31:53.000 People misreading.
00:31:54.000 Drug was...
00:32:02.000 Oh, I know that one.
00:32:11.000 Which we have never heard about again.
00:32:14.000 Greenberg was later publicly slammed as someone who provided uppers to rich people in Manhattan.
00:32:19.000 A metabolic imbalance, in quotes, if true, could be electrolyte insufficiencies, anaerobic imbalances, acid imbalances, and an assortment of related disorders that can have serious health consequences.
00:32:31.000 Yet his other doctor, Dr. Harold Bornstein, said he had been Trump's doctor since 1980 and had never mentioned the metabolic imbalance found by Greenberg.
00:32:44.000 Yeah.
00:32:44.000 Right, right.
00:32:46.000 So, save that.
00:32:48.000 Save that and bookmark it.
00:32:50.000 Now, find out what the other stuff, because he was in, just Google Trump is on one of the ingredients in Fen-Fen.
00:33:00.000 So I Googled that.
00:33:01.000 That came up in like a Gawker article, excuse me, Gawker article?
00:33:05.000 Gawker?
00:33:06.000 Gawker?
00:33:06.000 From 2016 that said he was on Fen-Termine, the actual name of Fen-Termine.
00:33:11.000 Yeah.
00:33:11.000 Yeah.
00:33:12.000 So this is what they think he's on now.
00:33:14.000 Fentermine?
00:33:15.000 Yes.
00:33:15.000 Which is also a stimulant.
00:33:17.000 Which just makes sense.
00:33:18.000 If that guy is telling the truth, if Kurt Eichenwald is telling the truth, that means that he was on pills, amphetamines, for eight years.
00:33:25.000 Right.
00:33:25.000 Which means he's having good results.
00:33:27.000 So if he was on...
00:33:28.000 Look at this.
00:33:30.000 Rumor, doctor prescribes Donald Trump cheap speed.
00:33:34.000 And this is Ashley, what is her name?
00:33:36.000 Ashley Feinberg.
00:33:37.000 Ashley Feinberg.
00:33:38.000 Who is a really good reporter.
00:33:39.000 Well, I'm sure she's right.
00:33:40.000 Yeah.
00:33:41.000 It makes, like, fucking makes sense.
00:33:43.000 Absolutely.
00:33:44.000 It makes sense.
00:33:45.000 Absolutely.
00:33:45.000 I mean, everybody in America's pulled up and, you know, I don't know how a person whose diet is cheeseburgers and Diet Coke could run for president without drugs.
00:33:57.000 He eats fried chicken with a fork and knife of a weirdo.
00:34:00.000 You see that?
00:34:01.000 No, I have never seen that.
00:34:02.000 It's like on the Trump jet, eating fried chicken with a fork and knife.
00:34:06.000 That alone, she'd be like, who are you?
00:34:08.000 Are you a fucking alien in a Trump suit?
00:34:11.000 So I wouldn't know that because they keep the press on a separate plane.
00:34:14.000 Oh yeah, there you go.
00:34:15.000 That is odd.
00:34:16.000 Oh my god, look at the bucket.
00:34:17.000 Yeah, eating fried chicken with a fork and knife.
00:34:20.000 See, that's bad.
00:34:21.000 I mean, I would think...
00:34:23.000 Ordinary America would ding him for that.
00:34:26.000 You're supposed to use your fingers, you fucking weirdo.
00:34:27.000 You're supposed to use your fingers.
00:34:28.000 Just put your face in it if you have to.
00:34:30.000 What are you doing, man?
00:34:32.000 Fork and knife for fried chicken, you goddamn elitist.
00:34:37.000 Amazing.
00:34:38.000 Fenn was actually the name of the very cheap speed that used to be imported.
00:34:46.000 When I lived in Russia, there was a type of speed that used to come from the Baltics that allegedly, you know, the urban legend was that the Nazis had all their soldiers on a cheap speed for the long marches going into Russia.
00:35:15.000 Wasn't that the origins of methamphetamines?
00:35:20.000 Wasn't methamphetamines created by the Nazis?
00:35:24.000 I believe it was, and I think this is one of the speculations as to why they could get suicide bombers, the kamikazes, to slam their jets into aircraft carriers.
00:35:35.000 Loading them up on pills?
00:35:36.000 Just messed up.
00:35:38.000 Right.
00:35:38.000 Well, we have those go pills, right?
00:35:40.000 Yeah.
00:35:41.000 That's what they're called, isn't it?
00:35:43.000 That's also, yeah, there's definitely some speed that gets prescribed and steroids also to soldiers.
00:35:49.000 I mean, if you talk to people that have been in, you know, they'll tell you about what different things that they allowed them to take and gave them to take.
00:35:57.000 But that modafinil stuff is, that's really common.
00:36:02.000 And then I know a lot of fighter pilots will take that.
00:36:06.000 Keeps you from getting sleepy, keeps you alert and awake.
00:36:09.000 And that was also something Hillary Clinton was supposed to be on.
00:36:11.000 Really?
00:36:12.000 Yeah, she was supposed to be on modafinil.
00:36:14.000 That was one of the things that she admitted to.
00:36:16.000 And it's legal.
00:36:18.000 Have you ever tried that?
00:36:19.000 No.
00:36:20.000 It's a weird one.
00:36:21.000 It doesn't speed you up in terms of heart rate.
00:36:24.000 It's not like drinking five cups of coffee.
00:36:26.000 But it does give you this weird sense of alertness.
00:36:29.000 Like, ooh, I'm fucking really awake.
00:36:32.000 That sounds kind of good.
00:36:33.000 It's kind of good, yeah.
00:36:34.000 I have a buddy of mine who's a writer who, he's got some health issues, and he's on it all the time, and he said, if I don't take it, I'm a mess.
00:36:41.000 Really?
00:36:42.000 Yeah.
00:36:43.000 Well, I mean...
00:36:44.000 Stay fit and slim.
00:36:45.000 It sounds perfect for writers, so...
00:36:47.000 Look at that fucking ad.
00:36:50.000 Stay fit and slim by taking amphetamine.
00:36:54.000 Look at her.
00:36:54.000 She looks happy.
00:36:55.000 She looks really happy.
00:36:57.000 Super happy.
00:36:59.000 Now, they should have the next day picture.
00:37:01.000 Oh, she's dead.
00:37:02.000 She's been dead for decades.
00:37:03.000 She died a day after they took that picture.
00:37:06.000 What is this one?
00:37:08.000 Tons of them.
00:37:09.000 Mordine.
00:37:10.000 She can...
00:37:11.000 Now she can cook breakfast again.
00:37:13.000 When you prescribe new Mordine.
00:37:17.000 Morn...
00:37:17.000 Mornadine.
00:37:18.000 Mornadine.
00:37:19.000 What is Mornadine?
00:37:20.000 It's that you take it in the morning.
00:37:21.000 It wakes you up.
00:37:23.000 Wow, she can make breakfast again.
00:37:25.000 Thanks, honey.
00:37:26.000 Fuck, she's bouncing off the world.
00:37:28.000 Yeah, she's gonna put a line on that spatula after she's done.
00:37:33.000 And just, yeah.
00:37:34.000 That's great.
00:37:35.000 Yeah, I think there was a time where people didn't understand how bad that stuff was for you.
00:37:41.000 There's probably a lot of people on it.
00:37:42.000 Right.
00:37:43.000 Well, I think we're probably going through a similar period now where all kinds of stuff is being prescribed that we're going to find out 50 years from now.
00:37:51.000 Like, oh, really?
00:37:52.000 Like, we prescribed Adderall to 50 million children or whatever it was.
00:37:56.000 Oh, sure.
00:37:56.000 It's going to seem monstrous, I think.
00:37:58.000 Sure.
00:37:59.000 Someday.
00:38:00.000 Prozac, Adderall, and then the numbers of SSRIs that are prescribed needlessly.
00:38:05.000 Who knows how many people actually need those things versus how many people are just having a bad day and went to the doctor and they give you something that numbs you up.
00:38:12.000 Right, right.
00:38:13.000 And how many schools are mandated to put a bunch of kids on these drugs?
00:38:20.000 I think probably in hindsight some of that is going to look really bad.
00:38:25.000 For sure.
00:38:25.000 I mean, we're experimenting.
00:38:27.000 Experimenting on people's brains, and absolutely, these pharmaceutical companies have billions of dollars in massive influence, and they're making it so this stuff is okay.
00:38:36.000 We've just had a look at the number of people that are dying, just dying from opiate pills.
00:38:41.000 If those were illegal drugs, we'd be saying, there's a goddamn epidemic.
00:38:46.000 Absolutely.
00:38:46.000 Yeah, but there's no question that it's a conscious strategy to get people hooked and get them taking those pills in every conceivable scenario so that they will seek them out in other areas, non-legally.
00:39:07.000 But some prosecutor is going to have to figure out some way to hold some of those companies accountable because they're definitely doing that on purpose.
00:39:15.000 But even if they do, it's like the tobacco thing.
00:39:18.000 They get paid.
00:39:20.000 They pay off a few billion dollars.
00:39:22.000 It barely scratches a dent in them.
00:39:23.000 They write it all off.
00:39:25.000 Jack up the price of everything a little bit.
00:39:27.000 Over the course of ten years, it balances itself out to zero.
00:39:30.000 Right, right, right.
00:39:31.000 A couple of movies will be made, but the same thing will happen going forward.
00:39:35.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:39:36.000 Like that Russell Crowe movie, The Insider.
00:39:38.000 That was great.
00:39:39.000 Yeah, it was a good movie.
00:39:40.000 It was actually kind of more a movie about...
00:39:48.000 What is it like being a reporter and being a journalist, rather, today with all this...
00:39:59.000 Fake news talk.
00:40:01.000 This is a new thing.
00:40:03.000 This whole calling something fake news.
00:40:06.000 There certainly is manufactured stories and things that just aren't true.
00:40:11.000 Websites that are just designed to get people to click on them and they have crazy stories that didn't really happen.
00:40:17.000 But they're pretty obvious, right?
00:40:19.000 Yeah, and I think a lot of what people call fake news is just news that is very heavily slanted in one direction.
00:40:25.000 And people talk a lot about how Fox is fake news.
00:40:30.000 Well, most of the time when you watch Fox, what they're just doing is they're selectively picking out stories that they know are going to rile up their elderly lives.
00:40:41.000 We're good to go.
00:40:56.000 But, you know, working as a journalist now is very, very different.
00:41:02.000 The business is undergoing extremely rapid change and it's not something that we really have reckoned with.
00:41:11.000 We haven't sat down and had a discussion about where this is all going and how we can fix it because The business is changing in a way that is extremely negative, and no one's talking about how to reverse that.
00:41:25.000 Long-form investigative reporting started to disappear in the 80s, but it's accelerated to the point where there's almost none of that now.
00:41:35.000 Almost everybody who works in the business is doing quick hits, and there's almost no Time left to do, you know, kind of real hardcore investigative work.
00:41:47.000 And we've trained our audiences also to be unable to consume that kind of stuff.
00:41:54.000 So, you know, we're all basically doing clickbait now and I think it's a really dark time in our business.
00:42:03.000 Well, it's also this weird time transitioning between paper and digital and trying to get people to pay for digital.
00:42:10.000 I mean, I subscribe to a few of them online, Washington Post, New York Times, where you pay, but I don't think very many people are doing that.
00:42:19.000 I think it's probably a small amount of people that are paying.
00:42:22.000 Right.
00:42:22.000 You know, I think the New York Times gives you like 10 articles a month or something like that for free.
00:42:27.000 Right.
00:42:27.000 And they're like, come on, man, you're here every day.
00:42:29.000 Right.
00:42:30.000 Time to pay up.
00:42:31.000 Right.
00:42:31.000 You know, they give you like a little countdown and you're like, oh, this is a good article.
00:42:34.000 All right, I'm going to pay.
00:42:35.000 Yeah.
00:42:35.000 And this is a fascinating sort of subplot to what happened to the media business because a lot of that is because of something that Google did a long time ago.
00:42:45.000 They had this thing called the first click rule.
00:42:47.000 Which is sort of mandated that all news sites have at least some free content or else the algorithm would push the news story far down on the search results.
00:43:02.000 So if you didn't have free content on your site, if you didn't meet Google's first click rule, when you search for a news story, you just wouldn't find it.
00:43:13.000 So in the early days of digital journalism, all the news companies offered their content basically for free.
00:43:24.000 And that trained audiences to not pay for journalism, basically.
00:43:32.000 And it's pretty hard to put the genie back in the bottle and tell everybody to go back and And pay for everything.
00:43:40.000 It just doesn't work that way.
00:43:42.000 So we're in this place where everybody's sort of consuming free media.
00:43:46.000 And not only that, there's this additional problem of the, you know, the internet platforms like Facebook and Google pushing news that they already know people are going to agree with to users.
00:44:02.000 So there's sort of less news that challenges people.
00:44:06.000 They're just not going to see it, you know, because that's not the way the algorithms work.
00:44:10.000 The algorithms are really confusing.
00:44:12.000 So the algorithms, like, will actively pick out things they think you'll be interested in.
00:44:18.000 Yeah.
00:44:19.000 So if you're someone who's got a particular set of interests, it becomes sort of an echo chamber.
00:44:24.000 Right.
00:44:24.000 Your Google search becomes an echo chamber.
00:44:27.000 I have that Google News app on my phone where I'll check it every morning, see what's going on, but it's all shit that I'm interested in.
00:44:32.000 Right, right.
00:44:33.000 It's probably a little bit worse on Facebook than it is on Google, because Google, you at least have some control over what you search for.
00:44:41.000 But even Google will prompt you with things, right?
00:44:46.000 But with both of them, yeah, they're accumulating lots and lots of information about your...
00:44:54.000 Not only about what you read, but about the things that you buy, the movies that you watch, what your predilections probably are, what your opinions, your political stances.
00:45:03.000 And so they pick out news stories that they think you're likely to endorse or spend a lot of time reading.
00:45:15.000 Right.
00:45:17.000 Right.
00:45:34.000 It's a natural result of a lot of these behaviors.
00:45:40.000 What is the mean age of people that are watching Fox News?
00:45:44.000 You're talking about old people freaking out.
00:45:46.000 It's like 68. Really?
00:45:47.000 Yeah, it's something ridiculously old.
00:45:49.000 And that's true of all the cable networks.
00:45:52.000 Even MSNBC? Yeah, even MSNBC, it's worse with Fox and CNN, and I don't want to misquote it, but I know they're all above 65. 68,
00:46:12.000 you're right, look at that.
00:46:14.000 Median age of prime time at Fox News.
00:46:19.000 Do we have MSNBC? MSNBC, 65. The youngins.
00:46:23.000 CNN, 60. Oh, they're little kids.
00:46:27.000 Wow.
00:46:28.000 Yeah, and so a lot of that has to do with the fact that young people just don't watch television, right?
00:46:33.000 Right.
00:46:34.000 They're done.
00:46:35.000 Yeah, they're done.
00:46:36.000 So they're getting their news some other way.
00:46:38.000 They're not getting it.
00:46:40.000 Or they're not getting it.
00:46:42.000 Netflix and YouTube videos, and they're getting almost no news.
00:46:45.000 Right, right, exactly.
00:46:47.000 I mean, it's opposed to, like, when I was a kid.
00:46:51.000 I used to deliver newspapers, so I've read newspapers quite a bit.
00:46:54.000 Did you?
00:46:54.000 Yeah, did you do The Globe?
00:46:55.000 Yeah, I did The Globe.
00:46:56.000 Me too.
00:46:56.000 I was a Globe paper boy.
00:46:57.000 Where was your route?
00:46:59.000 Let's see.
00:47:00.000 I had one in Hingham.
00:47:01.000 I had one in Norwell.
00:47:03.000 Wow.
00:47:04.000 Yeah, I did mostly Newton.
00:47:06.000 Newton, okay.
00:47:07.000 Yeah, I did the Globe, I did the Boston Herald, and I delivered the New York Times for a while.
00:47:14.000 The New York Times is interesting, because it didn't pay as well, and there were larger routes.
00:47:21.000 You had to go much further, because there was very few houses that would get the Times, but you felt like you were doing something special.
00:47:31.000 The Prestige.
00:47:32.000 Yeah, and they had clear blue plastic bags.
00:47:36.000 Oh, wow.
00:47:37.000 Times had a blue bag.
00:47:38.000 Like the Boston Globe had clear bags, the Herald.
00:47:41.000 You would deliver those in clear bags, but the Times.
00:47:44.000 The Herald should have been in a brown paper bag, like a porno or something like that.
00:47:50.000 Do they deliver the Daily News and the Post in New York?
00:47:54.000 Does that get delivered?
00:47:55.000 Yeah, I mean, they must.
00:47:58.000 Yeah, they have subscriptions and the Times is...
00:48:02.000 The Daily News definitely does have delivery, for sure.
00:48:07.000 Yeah, I would think so.
00:48:08.000 Yeah.
00:48:10.000 I just spent a lot of time writing about this.
00:48:13.000 That model where newspapers had this direct relationship with their readers, right?
00:48:21.000 They not only owned the content and created the content, but they also...
00:48:29.000 I think?
00:48:45.000 They cut that in half, right?
00:48:47.000 So now the distribution is all Google and Facebook, and the content is all being made by somebody else.
00:48:55.000 So it makes it very difficult to make money, A, and then B, you just don't have that personal relationship with the consumer anymore, which is a completely different sort of paradigm.
00:49:11.000 Do you think there's a connection?
00:49:13.000 I'll ponder this myself.
00:49:14.000 It seems like in the early days of the internet, a big factor with the music industry for sure was Napster.
00:49:21.000 Napster came along and then people got this initial taste of getting a bunch of stuff that you normally paid for for free.
00:49:28.000 Just get tons of it.
00:49:29.000 And then so the internet sort of got associated with being a free thing.
00:49:33.000 And then there was BitTorrent.
00:49:35.000 And through BitTorrent, you can get films and all kinds of different stuff.
00:49:38.000 You could download movies, and people just started filling up hard drives with this stuff they would get off of BitTorrent.
00:49:44.000 And in my mind, at least, it became this connection with the internet.
00:49:50.000 Stuff's free.
00:49:51.000 There's so much stuff free.
00:49:52.000 Like, why would I pay for this?
00:49:53.000 The internet's free.
00:49:54.000 And I've tried to say this to...
00:49:56.000 Friends who get involved with podcasting who have come over from radio.
00:50:02.000 There's friends that have been fired from radio jobs like, you know what, I'm just gonna start a podcast and charge people five bucks a month.
00:50:07.000 But as soon as you do that, people are like, why the fuck would I pay?
00:50:11.000 Adam Carolla for free, Joey Diaz for free.
00:50:14.000 Why would I pay five dollars for you?
00:50:16.000 Right.
00:50:17.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:50:18.000 The audience expectations now are that they're gonna get free content.
00:50:22.000 Everything's free.
00:50:23.000 Everything's free.
00:50:24.000 And, obviously, that has huge consequences because that forces people who create the content to get the money from somewhere else.
00:50:34.000 They either have to be sponsored by an advertiser who might have, you know, certain expectations.
00:50:40.000 But, you know, it's certainly not good for people who make content that it's like that.
00:50:46.000 And it creates, I think, a lot of bad habits with the readers, too.
00:50:51.000 I mean, they just, you know, rather than...
00:50:54.000 Rather than look for the best stuff, they just look for what's available and what they can read for free.
00:51:00.000 Also, I think it opens up the door to all this wacky advertising where pop-up ads and scroll down ads, like you try to scroll down a screen and the ad follows with you.
00:51:10.000 Oh, God, it's so annoying, right?
00:51:11.000 It's weird.
00:51:12.000 They're so invasive and they're everywhere, even on really good websites.
00:51:16.000 Like, say if you go to CNN, you get the real stories, and then below you get this stuff that looks like stories, but there's a very faint print that says paid content.
00:51:27.000 Right.
00:51:27.000 Right.
00:51:27.000 And then you look at it like you're not going to believe what she looks like now.
00:51:31.000 What does she look like now?
00:51:33.000 And then you click and you can't even...
00:51:35.000 Oh, the outbrain, yeah.
00:51:36.000 Yeah, you can't even find out what she looks like now because you've got to go through 40 other people that look like shit now too.
00:51:42.000 And then finally you get...
00:51:44.000 And sometimes you don't even get to the original one, so you're confused.
00:51:47.000 I think it's better if they don't satisfy you because then you just go back to the rest of the site.
00:51:51.000 Well, what does he look like now?
00:51:53.000 You know, you go to all these different...
00:51:56.000 There's like one of those pages that you go to where there's just dozens and dozens of windows and boxes that you can click on of different individual clicky bait stories where you go to each one of them and they'll take you to 40 pages of different people that have gained weight or lost weight or are poor now or whatever it is.
00:52:16.000 But that's...
00:52:17.000 I mean...
00:52:19.000 I think it's...
00:52:22.000 One of the things that's really bad about that is that if you spend enough time doing that, your brain stops being able to do other things.
00:52:29.000 When you're reading books, books require you to sit there and construct in your head all the visuals for everything that you're reading.
00:52:37.000 You have to imagine what the people look like.
00:52:40.000 You have to do all this mental work to construct the scene.
00:52:45.000 So your brain is actively engaged in this really highly specific and creative way.
00:52:51.000 Right?
00:52:52.000 But the internet now just has it moving from place to place, clicking from place to place, going from sensation to sensation.
00:53:02.000 You don't have to ponder anything.
00:53:03.000 You don't have to have an opinion about anything.
00:53:06.000 You don't have to look at both sides of anything.
00:53:08.000 You just have to move from one thing to another to the next thing, which is what you're talking about with Trump.
00:53:12.000 That's the way his brain works, right?
00:53:16.000 I think it's a bad thing.
00:53:18.000 It's not only bad in itself, but it makes it impossible for us to do the other thing, which is more constructive.
00:53:25.000 Yeah, no, it's almost like mental range of motion.
00:53:28.000 Like if somehow or another your joints were restricted where you could only move a certain amount, after a while you would lose your full range of motion.
00:53:36.000 Absolutely, it gets atrophied.
00:53:38.000 I have a harder time reading books now than I did when I was Probably 11 years old.
00:53:44.000 And that's just from...
00:53:46.000 And you're a writer.
00:53:47.000 Right, I'm a writer.
00:53:48.000 I love it, but I still find that I have a harder time doing the work.
00:53:55.000 And that's difficult.
00:53:57.000 Or, when I was younger, I read more fiction, which is...
00:54:03.000 Harder because it requires you to do more, you know, sort of mental construction work.
00:54:09.000 Now, it's much, if I'm going to read a book, it's typically nonfiction, which is linear, which is an argument, right?
00:54:15.000 It requires less work of the reader, right?
00:54:20.000 It may be just as interesting, but it just requires less work.
00:54:24.000 So, like, the hardest thing to read is, you know, Anna Karenina or something like that, right?
00:54:29.000 Because you have to not only think, but you have to construct.
00:54:32.000 But if you're just reading, you know, The Diary of Kim Kardashian or something like that, you're just kind of listening to somebody, you know, going like that.
00:54:40.000 So I think it's bad.
00:54:42.000 I think all this stuff is negative, but I don't know.
00:54:45.000 Maybe I'm an old fogey about it.
00:54:47.000 Well, I definitely think it's not the most ideal in terms of constructing a healthy mind.
00:54:53.000 Right.
00:54:53.000 Right.
00:54:54.000 But it's what we got.
00:54:56.000 And it's weird.
00:54:58.000 It's a weird time.
00:54:59.000 Absolutely.
00:55:00.000 And there's lots of positive things.
00:55:03.000 The positive things are that anybody can have a voice now and anybody who has something interesting to say can be instantly elevated and have an audience overnight.
00:55:11.000 And that's great, right?
00:55:13.000 In the old days, you had to penetrate this...
00:55:19.000 Ridiculous oligarchy of entertainment people who really tightly controlled who got access to what, who got to have an audience.
00:55:29.000 And now you get to bypass that entirely and sort of directly appeal to people, which is great.
00:55:35.000 I mean, that's an amazing thing.
00:55:37.000 But then you get YouTube stars.
00:55:38.000 Right, yeah, exactly.
00:55:39.000 And you get Lil Tay.
00:55:40.000 Right.
00:55:41.000 I went down a Lil Tay rabbit hole the other day, you fucking asshole.
00:55:44.000 Jamie told me about Lil Tay.
00:55:47.000 He was talking about Lil Tay.
00:55:49.000 So I went down this crazy rabbit hole, and then I read this Jezebel article about another writer who went down a Lil Tay rabbit hole.
00:55:56.000 And so I went down that rabbit hole.
00:55:58.000 Oh my god.
00:56:00.000 Wait, who is Lil Tay?
00:56:01.000 Lil Tay is a nine-year-old girl who is famous now on the internet for talking shit and showing all the money she has and all the things she buys.
00:56:11.000 You don't know about Lil Tay?
00:56:12.000 No, no.
00:56:13.000 This is the death of society.
00:56:15.000 Okay.
00:56:16.000 Lil Tay is the death of society.
00:56:18.000 Lil.
00:56:18.000 Lil Tay.
00:56:19.000 Can we see now?
00:56:19.000 Yes, for sure.
00:56:20.000 Oh.
00:56:21.000 Meet Lil Tay, the youngest flexor of the century who makes cash-me-outside girl look like a scholar.
00:56:30.000 She's fucking nine, dude, okay?
00:56:32.000 I have a nine-year-old, alright?
00:56:34.000 This is crazy.
00:56:34.000 Play this video, Jamie, so he can understand what Lil Tay's all about.
00:56:41.000 That's her revving up her Lamborghini.
00:56:43.000 She gets out.
00:56:45.000 I just bought a Lamborghini.
00:56:47.000 Y'all bitches can't afford this shit, okay?
00:56:53.000 Me and my boy Jake Paul, I'm here flexing on these broke ass haters.
00:56:57.000 Tell him what's up Jake.
00:56:59.000 Tell him Jake.
00:57:01.000 Just throwing money around.
00:57:02.000 Look at this.
00:57:04.000 You guys got a lambo.
00:57:06.000 I'm the youngest fucks of the century and I'm only nine years old.
00:57:09.000 What are y'all doing with your lives?
00:57:10.000 Y'all only hating on me because y'all broke and jealous.
00:57:15.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the next president of the United States.
00:57:17.000 Look, and he's bowing in the background.
00:57:19.000 I mean, this is what we're doing.
00:57:21.000 This is what we're doing.
00:57:22.000 This is what society's doing today.
00:57:24.000 This makes Honey Boo Boo look like Marie Curie.
00:57:26.000 You know what I mean?
00:57:29.000 That's great.
00:57:30.000 God damn it, it's got 337,000 likes.
00:57:32.000 God damn it, Jamie!
00:57:34.000 What have you done?
00:57:35.000 We all here stunting on all y'all broke ass haters.
00:57:40.000 500k in cash and this Lambo costs more than your college tuition.
00:57:45.000 I'm nine and I ain't got no license.
00:57:48.000 Apparently all our shit's rented.
00:57:51.000 Okay.
00:57:52.000 You know, I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I would watch this over reading my own articles.
00:57:58.000 So, what the fuck?
00:58:01.000 I might as well just give up now.
00:58:03.000 What to do?
00:58:04.000 What to do?
00:58:04.000 What do we do?
00:58:06.000 Where's little Tay in 40 years?
00:58:08.000 That's what I want to know.
00:58:09.000 The White House.
00:58:10.000 Definitely the White House.
00:58:12.000 Where else?
00:58:13.000 After Kanye's children win.
00:58:17.000 Yeah, she's gonna be next.
00:58:19.000 I mean, that's an interesting thought exercise, though.
00:58:21.000 Like, where do you go down from Donald Trump?
00:58:23.000 I mean, because the progression has to go down, right?
00:58:25.000 Does it?
00:58:26.000 Because I remember when Bush was president...
00:58:31.000 Like, talking to reporters, Bush used to do this thing where he would carry around a biography of Dean Aitchison for weeks and weeks and weeks just to prove to reporters that he could read.
00:58:42.000 And we all used to joke with each other, like, nobody's stupider than this is ever going to be president, right?
00:58:49.000 And now, you know, you look back and Bush is, you know, he's like Einstein compared to Trump.
00:58:56.000 I had a joke that I did back in my Netflix special from 2005 when Bush was in office, where it was a bunch of people were trying to figure out how dumb people are.
00:59:09.000 And they're like, the only way, they're like, there's speculation, like, let's get a smart guy to act dumb.
00:59:14.000 Like, no, no, no.
00:59:14.000 You gotta get a real dumb guy.
00:59:16.000 Otherwise we'll never know.
00:59:18.000 You've got to have a real dumb guy.
00:59:20.000 And then so they get the real dumb guy and they do a bunch of things.
00:59:22.000 They vote him in a second time and then someone in the back of the room goes, I think we can go dumber.
00:59:30.000 And this is where we are.
00:59:34.000 This is a bit from 2005, but 13 years later.
00:59:38.000 Life imitates art.
00:59:39.000 We went way dumber.
00:59:41.000 That's right.
00:59:41.000 Well, Bush seems super reasonable in comparison to some of the shit that Trump says in terms of, like, Supreme Court rulings.
00:59:48.000 And, like, there was a Supreme Court ruling that went against Bush's way while he was in office, and he had a really reasonable response.
00:59:56.000 He was like, of course, we're disappointed, but we have to abide by the court and their ruling.
01:00:00.000 And, you know, it was like something you would never hear Trump say.
01:00:03.000 You'd never hear him say something like that.
01:00:05.000 No, absolutely.
01:00:06.000 I mean, I look back and Bush seems to me almost like a Scandinavian statesman compared to Donald Trump.
01:00:15.000 Lil Tay!
01:00:17.000 Tell Lil Tay, she would go to the White House, too.
01:00:19.000 You know, a lot of people did want to go to the White House for the inauguration.
01:00:22.000 Lil Tay will go.
01:00:24.000 She'll go.
01:00:24.000 I mean, the White House, it's going to look like the White House in Idiocracy when she's in there, right?
01:00:29.000 I mean, it's going to be terrible.
01:00:33.000 But...
01:00:33.000 Well, that was a weird time, too, right?
01:00:35.000 Like, during the inauguration, when no celebrities wanted to go, and they had to dig out, like, really weird, like, real fucking on-the-outskirts celebrities.
01:00:45.000 Oh, yeah.
01:00:46.000 And it was the same thing with the RNC. I remember I covered the RNC, and...
01:00:51.000 And they had to have Scott Baio do one of the first day speeches.
01:00:57.000 Scott Baio is a huge supporter.
01:00:59.000 I know Scott.
01:01:01.000 I know him personally.
01:01:02.000 He's a very nice guy.
01:01:03.000 I'm sure he is.
01:01:04.000 Super nice guy.
01:01:06.000 But that was their A-list for the Republican National Convention.
01:01:13.000 Outside of Hannity's and those type fellows.
01:01:17.000 Right, exactly.
01:01:19.000 It's fascinating.
01:01:20.000 Yeah, it's just weird.
01:01:25.000 It just seems like everything's off.
01:01:28.000 Like, we skip dimensions.
01:01:30.000 We, like, jolt it over into, like, this parallel world where things just don't seem...
01:01:35.000 Like, at least things used to make sense.
01:01:39.000 Like, you'd be disappointed that this guy won, or you'd be disappointed that the country was doing this, or that we were invading Iraq, or whatever it was.
01:01:46.000 But it would kind of seem like the world.
01:01:51.000 Well, it's kind of like what we were talking about before.
01:01:54.000 I mean...
01:01:56.000 Previously, like the entertainment industry, politics was tightly controlled by a small group of cigar-chumping people who sat in the back room.
01:02:06.000 And in both parties, they carefully outlined a sort of narrow range of acceptable political opinions.
01:02:16.000 And in one party, you could be all the way up to somebody like Ron Paul, But they tended to put somebody like George Bush as the candidate.
01:02:27.000 But there was no directly appealing to the electorate and asking them who they wanted to be the candidate.
01:02:36.000 I mean, Donald Trump is really the first internet president.
01:02:39.000 He completely bypassed that entire oligarchy.
01:02:43.000 He didn't have to go through the priesthood to get to be president, which on the one hand, Trump is evidence of a good thing, because it's actually more democratic than the system was before, where it was pretty much closed to everybody except for a few people who paid their dues through this system.
01:03:02.000 But Trump, just by being famous and just by attracting media attention, He was able to bypass all the usual tests and bypass the party's decision-making process.
01:03:17.000 And he got to be president, but he's like Lil Tay, right?
01:03:20.000 I mean, he just represents the dumber side of us as opposed to the more enlightened side of us.
01:03:25.000 So it's hard to know what to think about it.
01:03:28.000 I mean, when I was covering it, I thought, on the one hand, this is evidence that the electorate is breaking away from being told who to vote for.
01:03:37.000 On the other hand, The first time they take that freedom out for a test drive, this is what they pick?
01:03:43.000 I mean, I don't know.
01:03:44.000 Well, at least it throws a giant monkey wrench into the gears.
01:03:47.000 Right.
01:03:47.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:03:48.000 It's certainly done that.
01:03:49.000 Yeah.
01:03:50.000 But, you know, what the result of that will be is...
01:03:54.000 Yet to be determined.
01:03:55.000 Yet to be determined, yeah.
01:03:56.000 I mean, it could be the end of...
01:03:57.000 I said this before that, you know, when I was covering the Trump run, part of me wanted to write it as a comedy.
01:04:09.000 Like, all the early stories were, like, highly comic.
01:04:12.000 I was trying to write about the funny aspect of it.
01:04:14.000 And then, after he became president, it's like...
01:04:18.000 Well, this is either the funniest thing that's ever happened in America, or it's the end of civilization, right?
01:04:24.000 Does that make it funnier that it's the end of civilization?
01:04:26.000 I don't know.
01:04:27.000 I mean, you're a comic, so I should ask you about this.
01:04:30.000 I don't know either.
01:04:31.000 Well, it's all depending upon how it plays out, right?
01:04:33.000 I mean, civilizations have absolutely fallen in the past.
01:04:36.000 This idea that civilization won't fall, in my opinion, is akin to the people that live on the Big Island thinking that the volcano won't erupt again.
01:04:45.000 Right, right.
01:04:46.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:04:47.000 It happened.
01:04:47.000 It's going to happen again.
01:04:49.000 Yeah.
01:04:49.000 Like, so, all our ideas about maintaining civilization are an attempt to prolong this state or mitigate any possible disastrous effects of collapse, right?
01:05:01.000 But it's going to fall apart.
01:05:03.000 Of course, yeah.
01:05:04.000 It's an old system that was constructed on scrolls by people riding with feathers that really had no idea what the future had in store.
01:05:13.000 They didn't know what the future had in store.
01:05:16.000 They had no idea.
01:05:17.000 They would have been terrified by a toothbrush.
01:05:19.000 Yes.
01:05:20.000 Well, certainly by a fucking airplane and cellular communication.
01:05:26.000 We live in a world that requires a completely new set of rules and guidelines.
01:05:33.000 And this has always been the article against the Second Amendment.
01:05:36.000 Like, okay, they had muskets when they wrote this.
01:05:39.000 They didn't have AR-15s.
01:05:40.000 They didn't have.50 caliber guns that can kill things when they miss them.
01:05:45.000 We were playing a video yesterday of a guy shooting a deer with a 50-caliber rifle and he misses the deer and it still kills the deer.
01:05:54.000 The bullet going past the deer's head, just the sheer force of it, blows the deer's brains out and falls down dead.
01:06:01.000 That actually happened?
01:06:02.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06:03.000 Do you want to watch it?
01:06:04.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:06:05.000 Okay, we'll pull it up.
01:06:08.000 Keep that one on favorites too.
01:06:11.000 Make a folder for shit we repetitively talk about.
01:06:14.000 Yeah, when I was embedded in Iraq, they took me out, and the guys apparently for recreation, they cut cars in half with.50 calibers.
01:06:25.000 Here's the gun.
01:06:26.000 Now watch this.
01:06:27.000 He misses.
01:06:28.000 Boom!
01:06:30.000 And watch.
01:06:32.000 It just falls down dead.
01:06:36.000 From the bullet passing it.
01:06:39.000 This is like...
01:06:41.000 Jesus!
01:06:41.000 It just whizzed by it, and the force of the bullet passing by...
01:06:45.000 He's psyched, right?
01:06:46.000 Yeah, oh yeah, but watch the slow-mo.
01:06:50.000 It just falls down.
01:06:53.000 He's like, thank God this guy's got camo on.
01:06:57.000 He's a million miles away, literally sitting on a bench.
01:07:01.000 He's on a bench shooting something in the distance.
01:07:04.000 But he picks this deer up, and the deer's brains are just completely scrambled.
01:07:10.000 No bullet wound at all.
01:07:12.000 Nothing.
01:07:12.000 No hole.
01:07:13.000 Dead.
01:07:15.000 That's a horror movie waiting to happen.
01:07:17.000 That deer's going to wake up in the middle of the night and reanimate.
01:07:21.000 Oh, what happened?
01:07:22.000 So his brain's coming out of the ears?
01:07:24.000 Yeah, everything's coming out of the ears.
01:07:26.000 Just from the sheer force of the bullet passing it.
01:07:30.000 Jesus, that's terrifying.
01:07:32.000 All I'm saying is it would be a good time to reconsider how we run things.
01:07:37.000 And I think one of the good things about having a guy like Trump in office is maybe we should sit down and say, hey, we probably shouldn't have a popularity contest to see who controls the nukes.
01:07:46.000 Right.
01:07:47.000 See, who's the commander-in-chief of the greatest army the planet has ever known?
01:07:52.000 By far, the most destructive force the planet has ever known.
01:07:57.000 Shouldn't we at least find out if he's on diet pills?
01:08:00.000 Shouldn't we at least, shouldn't we say, Mr. President, we'd like a urine sample from you?
01:08:05.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:08:07.000 They test your pee if you work at UPS. Right, right, yeah.
01:08:10.000 Right?
01:08:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:08:12.000 No, I think there should be more than a pee test for launching a nuclear strike, definitely.
01:08:18.000 There should be a lot of changes.
01:08:20.000 Yeah.
01:08:21.000 And one thing I'm hoping is that this...
01:08:23.000 This presidency and the whole idea of having a popularity contest will allow people to realize, first of all, we shouldn't have one alpha chimp running things.
01:08:33.000 That's an antiquated idea that was really great in a tribe of 50 nomads.
01:08:38.000 You get them together and you have the wisest, strongest one with the most battle experience.
01:08:42.000 That guy should be running things.
01:08:43.000 He knows more than I do.
01:08:44.000 I get it.
01:08:45.000 Let's vote for Orc.
01:08:46.000 Ork is the guy with the knowledge, you know?
01:08:50.000 It makes sense.
01:08:51.000 But when there's 350 million people and you have the ability to manipulate things and you have tweets and Facebook posts and you can make wacky little Tay videos, we're not designed for this.
01:09:03.000 No, no.
01:09:04.000 And we have some structures that rely on the popularity contest and some that the public has no control over whatsoever, like the Federal Reserve.
01:09:14.000 A lot of it makes no sense at all.
01:09:17.000 Or how net neutrality got passed with five different people, or how it got rescinded.
01:09:22.000 Right, right.
01:09:23.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:09:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:09:24.000 No, I mean, it's...
01:09:26.000 The system doesn't really make a whole lot of sense.
01:09:32.000 Congress, and I'm covering congressional races now in the run-up to 2018, and the process is almost 100% about money.
01:09:40.000 It's just like, you know, Yeah.
01:10:03.000 It has to be based on more than how much money can you raise.
01:10:10.000 There has to be another variable for picking leaders beyond how much cash can you get your hands on in the next few months.
01:10:18.000 Do you see that Rosie O'Donnell got in trouble for raising money under various names?
01:10:24.000 And donating too much money.
01:10:27.000 It's like Roy Moore's opponents.
01:10:30.000 Wow.
01:10:30.000 Yeah.
01:10:31.000 What exactly happened?
01:10:32.000 I read that she had used a website that she thought should have stopped her from donating the extra amount because it was being divvied amongst many people and that it should have been returned to her, which I don't know enough about it that candidates are supposed to return extra funds once they've crossed over the amount that an individual is supposed to give.
01:10:53.000 I guess that happens, but it didn't happen in these cases.
01:10:56.000 And then it should have happened.
01:10:57.000 I don't know.
01:10:59.000 Doesn't she know how much you're supposed to donate?
01:11:01.000 That's what she was saying.
01:11:03.000 She's $2,700, right?
01:11:04.000 She used a website and she just gave them a shitload of money, I think.
01:11:07.000 Oh, I see.
01:11:08.000 But I thought she used different names.
01:11:10.000 I don't know about that part.
01:11:11.000 I didn't hear about that part.
01:11:11.000 We should probably look that up.
01:11:13.000 Yeah, that was one of the stories that wasn't followed up after 2016, but it was one of the things that came out in those hacked DNC things was that there was a little bit of a scam going on in terms of...
01:11:30.000 As you say, the individual donation limit is pretty small.
01:11:35.000 It's like $2,700 for an individual, so a couple, it's $5,400.
01:11:39.000 So what they would do is they would host these dinners with celebrities like George Clooney and a bunch of his friends, and they would raise all this money.
01:11:50.000 And theoretically, the money was supposed to go only a tiny portion of it to the presidential campaign.
01:11:55.000 The rest of it's supposed to go to the regional parties.
01:11:58.000 But what was actually happening, according to Politico anyway, was that the money was basically...
01:12:05.000 Going to the parties and then going immediately back to the presidential campaign.
01:12:08.000 And a lot of the people who gave the money didn't even know that that was happening and they were upset about it.
01:12:17.000 But that was a story that wasn't followed up after 2016. Yeah, there's just entirely too much money.
01:12:23.000 Entirely too much money in politics, but how would you ever do it without the money?
01:12:26.000 Now, once the money's in, how do you pull it out?
01:12:29.000 How do you say, no, no, no, no more influence, no more special interest groups, lobbyists are illegal.
01:12:36.000 Yeah, I mean, I think they should probably have very brief, publicly funded elections where the course of time is maybe five weeks.
01:12:50.000 Oh, is this the O'Donnell thing?
01:12:51.000 Yeah, it says O'Donnell donated $4,700 to Alabama Senator Doug Jones in his special election against Roy Moore, $3,600 to Pennsylvania Rep.
01:13:01.000 Conor Lamb for the special general electorate he won in March, $2,950 to California Rep.
01:13:10.000 Adam Schiff for his primary, $4,200 to Illinois congressional candidate Lauren Underwood for her primary run, and $3,400, $450 to Omar Vaid.
01:13:32.000 I don't look to see who I can donate most to.
01:13:35.000 I just donate assuming they do not accept what is over the limit.
01:13:40.000 Right.
01:13:40.000 Yeah.
01:13:42.000 I don't know how convinced I am by that explanation, but it doesn't really matter because the reality is...
01:13:50.000 There are a million ways that you can legally give money to campaigns now that don't involve just the individual donation.
01:13:59.000 You can give money to a foundation or a 501c3 or whatever it is that buys an ad that will help the candidate just as much as it would if you don't donate it directly.
01:14:13.000 In the post-Citizens United universe, It's a story, but the bigger story is that very rich people and companies can basically spend unlimited amounts of money on campaigns.
01:14:28.000 Yeah, this whole story is over, what was that, all told?
01:14:32.000 $4,000, $5,000, most?
01:14:33.000 Yeah.
01:14:34.000 Not a lot.
01:14:37.000 I mean, I don't have feelings one way or another about Rosie O'Donnell, but that doesn't make me outraged terribly.
01:14:44.000 Well, Trump hates her.
01:14:45.000 Right.
01:14:45.000 Which is what's fascinating about it all.
01:14:47.000 Yeah.
01:14:48.000 Well, he got a big bump from talking about her in the debate.
01:14:52.000 And, you know, that was another thing that he did very early on is he clued into the fact that people hate journalists and they hate Hollywood actors.
01:15:01.000 And so he made sure as much as possible to talk about all the groups, the major food groups of hate in America, right?
01:15:11.000 Immigrants.
01:15:12.000 Hillary Clinton, Hollywood actors and reporters and those were the staples of his routine and it worked.
01:15:20.000 I mean it was smart on his part.
01:15:23.000 I think particularly the targeting of journalists was brilliant because he was able to portray us as the wealthy elite He's the billionaire, but he's pointing the finger at us as, oh, look, they're the guardians of rich America,
01:15:40.000 which worked and was a brilliant thing.
01:15:44.000 It's unprecedented.
01:15:45.000 When was the last time any presidential – well, maybe Nixon complained about them at the time, but I believe it was privately.
01:15:53.000 Yeah.
01:15:54.000 Well, he hated the press pretty openly.
01:15:57.000 I mean, he had that 1962 press conference where he's like, you won't have Nixon to kick around anymore.
01:16:02.000 Right, right.
01:16:04.000 And from all accounts, he was an incredibly profane, nasty person in private, and he only talked to a few reporters.
01:16:15.000 I mean, I think all...
01:16:17.000 Politicians hate reporters.
01:16:18.000 If they don't, there's probably something wrong with them because the press corps in most cases really is out to get them, or at least is dangerous.
01:16:30.000 But with Trump and Nixon, it went to a whole new level and went to a paranoid place.
01:16:38.000 But on the other hand, I don't want to bore you with this, but the whining about being kicked out of the White House and not being able to fly with Trump and the sort of separation between the president and the press corps and the fact he doesn't show up at the White House correspondence dinner,
01:16:55.000 like...
01:16:56.000 As a reporter, my response to that is, so what?
01:16:58.000 We should be on the outside.
01:17:01.000 I don't shed a tear about that.
01:17:04.000 I think it's very strange, the response in our business that, oh, we don't get to hang around with the president and pal around behind the rope line with them anymore.
01:17:14.000 We should be adversarial, I think.
01:17:17.000 Yeah, well, as long as you're honest and accurate, yeah.
01:17:20.000 I mean, not even adversarial, but not connected.
01:17:25.000 Right, right.
01:17:26.000 It's kind of a separation of church and state thing for me.
01:17:30.000 I had an experience when I covered the Obama campaign, and I liked Barack Obama as a candidate in 2008. I was really impressed by him, but I remember going into the plane the first time.
01:17:42.000 Going back into the press section and I see that there's photos all over the walls of the campaign plane.
01:17:49.000 And apparently there's a tradition where each of the reporters had like a little sort of high school yearbook photo taken with the candidate where, you know, they got their arm around Obama and they're posing and it was a tradition to kind of put the photo up on the wall.
01:18:05.000 And I'm like, you know, this is not a good look for the press corps.
01:18:09.000 Even if you like the guy, you You've got to at least pretend to have a little bit of that.
01:18:15.000 The mode is supposed to be there, you know what I mean?
01:18:18.000 It's certainly influential.
01:18:19.000 It's certainly going to have some sort of an influence on you.
01:18:22.000 Yeah, it's just a bad look.
01:18:24.000 What happens if you do a story about the guy that's complimentary and it comes out that you've put a picture of yourself with your arm around the guy?
01:18:33.000 You know what I mean?
01:18:36.000 Reporters are kind of supposed to be these...
01:18:41.000 And you see...
01:18:56.000 There's people that are jockeying the position to potentially run in the next election.
01:19:02.000 Obviously the 2018 elections, but in 2020 for president.
01:19:07.000 You see people that are moving into position.
01:19:09.000 You see these congressional candidates that are showing promise.
01:19:13.000 When you're covering this, what's the feeling of the future from these races?
01:19:20.000 So what is it from the standpoint of reporters?
01:19:24.000 Yeah.
01:19:25.000 Well, first of all, the holy grail of reporting is to latch on to a politician before they become famous and before they become president and follow them all the way.
01:19:36.000 And that way you get to be the insider who gets invited into the Oval Office.
01:19:41.000 So it's a big thing that a lot of reporters kind of dream of is to latch on early to somebody like Bill Clinton.
01:19:52.000 And become the sort of favorite reporter on that beat.
01:19:58.000 That's why at the outset of presidential elections, you'll often see a lot of jockeying within newsrooms to see who gets to cover which campaign because people always want to pick the winner because they think they're going to get a book deal out of it at the end and they're going to end up having their own show on MSMEC or whatever.
01:20:18.000 But yeah, what's the feeling right now?
01:20:22.000 Who are people coalescing around?
01:20:25.000 Is that what you're asking?
01:20:27.000 That too, yeah.
01:20:28.000 Well, I think the expectation is that...
01:20:32.000 Some of the same people are going to be involved.
01:20:34.000 I think there's a lot of belief that Bernie's going to run again.
01:20:38.000 But then there's also Kamala Harris.
01:20:40.000 There's Cory Booker.
01:20:43.000 You know, people believe that those folks are going to run.
01:20:48.000 But oddly enough, the press corps is less focused on that than they would be normally.
01:20:56.000 I think the only story that matters to political reporters right now is the Russiagate-Trump thing.
01:21:02.000 They're following that and kind of hoping that will be the thing that happens instead of the 2020 election, you know?
01:21:10.000 The big sort of trial of Donald Trump is what everybody's kind of waiting for.
01:21:17.000 Well, the recent take on that is that there is some sort of a connection between Russian oligarchs and Michael Cohen, right?
01:21:23.000 Right, that's the Vexelberg payment.
01:21:27.000 I just heard about that this morning, so I can't say that I know a whole lot about that.
01:21:33.000 What would that payment be for?
01:21:35.000 When was it?
01:21:35.000 It was allegedly after the election, so that would be a story.
01:21:39.000 I mean, I've gotten a lot of criticism because I've been a little bit of a skeptic on the Russiagate front.
01:21:46.000 Not so much that I don't believe it, but I just kind of think the press should be a little careful about it.
01:21:51.000 But...
01:21:52.000 If that's true, yes, that's a big story.
01:21:54.000 If Cohen really was in Prague, that's also a really big story.
01:21:58.000 But we'll have to see what really comes out of that.
01:22:02.000 It's just such an unusual moment in history.
01:22:05.000 Oh, yeah.
01:22:06.000 It's crazy.
01:22:07.000 It's crazy.
01:22:08.000 I mean, it's as unstable as American history's been in our lifetime, certainly, right?
01:22:17.000 Sure.
01:22:17.000 I would think, you know.
01:22:18.000 Maybe ever.
01:22:19.000 Yeah.
01:22:20.000 Or close to it.
01:22:21.000 Right.
01:22:21.000 From the Civil War on.
01:22:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:22:23.000 I mean, if you add in the fact that we've had concerns about nuclear conflict with two different nations, right, since Trump has been elected, I mean, there's the North Korea thing, and then there's the fact that We've had military exchanges where Russian mercenaries reportedly have died.
01:22:47.000 That's certainly unnerving.
01:22:49.000 The nuclear clock, which was established, the doomsday clock, which was established way back in the 50s, has us at the The most dangerous point since 1953. Really?
01:23:03.000 Yeah.
01:23:04.000 At a time, in their estimation, I forget what the organization is actually called, but I think it's Physicians for Social Responsibility.
01:23:17.000 But this right now is more dangerous than the Ka-7 shooting, the Cuban Missile Crisis, like we're We're at a moment that's incredibly tense between these two countries.
01:23:31.000 More so than the Cuban Missile Crisis.
01:23:33.000 In their estimation, yeah.
01:23:35.000 Who's estimating this?
01:23:36.000 It's called the Doomsday Clock.
01:23:38.000 You can find it.
01:23:39.000 What are they using as a metric?
01:23:41.000 Just the, you know, I guess they're just reading the news like everybody else.
01:23:46.000 But, you know, they, I don't know.
01:23:51.000 It's oft derided by people in Washington as being too hysterical.
01:23:58.000 But, you know, it is an indicator.
01:24:01.000 And the people who do it I think are the same people who won a Nobel Prize last year for the sort of anti-nuclear, the UN ban on nuclear weapons.
01:24:17.000 Do you remember after 9-11, we used to have terrorist threat colors?
01:24:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:24:23.000 Robert Mueller was on the board.
01:24:26.000 Every day they used to have a meeting of a group of people in the various intelligence agencies to decide what the color would be.
01:24:38.000 Crazy yellow.
01:24:39.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:24:40.000 And what's fascinating about this, and I only heard about this because I wrote about this a few months ago, And I made a mistake by saying that the color used to toggle between red, which was the highest,
01:24:56.000 and green, which was the lowest, but apparently not once in its entire history was it ever green.
01:25:01.000 Like, they never had threat level low.
01:25:05.000 Even once in its history.
01:25:07.000 So we were always some level of anxiety.
01:25:09.000 But those were weird times, too.
01:25:11.000 Remember that when they used to kind of tell us how scared we were supposed to be about stuff?
01:25:15.000 And with a real simple distinction, like colors.
01:25:20.000 Right, yeah.
01:25:21.000 Today's orange.
01:25:21.000 Holy shit, it's orange, dude.
01:25:23.000 Be careful.
01:25:24.000 Are you going to fly today?
01:25:25.000 It's orange.
01:25:26.000 Yeah, are you going to go to an airport today?
01:25:28.000 Fuck, it's orange.
01:25:28.000 I'm not going to the Super Bowl.
01:25:30.000 Right.
01:25:30.000 Today's orange.
01:25:31.000 Yeah, crazy stuff.
01:25:32.000 Did it ever get to red?
01:25:33.000 Oh, yeah.
01:25:34.000 I think so.
01:25:35.000 It had to have.
01:25:37.000 And then they just stopped.
01:25:39.000 Right.
01:25:39.000 Well, so the program, it took a huge hit when one of the guys who was involved, who was the former head of Homeland Security, if I'm not mistaken, came out with a story about That he had been told by some of the Bush people to jack up the color in advance of an election.
01:26:07.000 And it was shortly after that story came out that they discontinued the program.
01:26:13.000 It came out in a book by the former head of the Homeland Security Department.
01:26:17.000 So right before an election, they were told, time to go on.
01:26:21.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:26:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:26:23.000 Because they wanted to...
01:26:24.000 Right.
01:26:25.000 I mean, it was this...
01:26:26.000 You get people scared, and they'll vote a certain way, and yeah.
01:26:30.000 So, yeah.
01:26:32.000 Amazing times, though.
01:26:33.000 Yeah.
01:26:34.000 As a journalist, do you look at these times and say, this is great, this is great for business, or do you more so look at it as a human being and go, this is just a fucking mess, and I wish we weren't so ridiculous?
01:26:49.000 So when I first started covering the Trump campaign, I thought, this is the most awesome thing ever, because That dynamic I was talking about before about reporters wanting to be on the ground floor with a future winner.
01:27:05.000 Nobody wanted to be on the Trump campaign because nobody thought he was going to win.
01:27:08.000 I was stoked to be assigned to cover Trump because I thought this is the most insane thing ever.
01:27:16.000 Perfect for your style of journalism.
01:27:18.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:27:19.000 I thought this is the black comedy that I was sort of born to cover and born to write.
01:27:25.000 And for the first, I don't know, five or six things that I wrote about it, about Trump, I thought it was the most amazing, crazy, interesting story of my lifetime.
01:27:35.000 And then it took this incredibly dark turn where he actually won.
01:27:40.000 And...
01:27:41.000 I think it was a dark turn for him, too.
01:27:43.000 Yeah, there's no question about it.
01:27:47.000 I knew some of the people in his campaign.
01:27:50.000 I can't say this definitively, but I have a very good educated guess that they had absolutely no expectation of it ever even being close, let alone winning.
01:28:02.000 And that they did this as a publicity stunt in the beginning, probably with the aim of either creating a media network or just bolstering Trump's overall Q rating or whatever it was.
01:28:17.000 I think NBC might have pushed him towards the presidency by firing him from The Apprentice.
01:28:23.000 Yeah.
01:28:24.000 Still the host of that fucking show, while he was running for president, they fire him, and then Arnold takes over.
01:28:32.000 People forgot already that Arnold Schwarzenegger was, for a very short time, you're fired.
01:28:38.000 You're fired.
01:28:39.000 You're fired.
01:28:40.000 He was the guy for a while.
01:28:42.000 Yeah, they had that flame war, remember?
01:28:43.000 Yes.
01:28:44.000 Yeah, that was really weird.
01:28:45.000 Yeah.
01:28:45.000 Fucking strange.
01:28:47.000 Yeah.
01:28:48.000 But NBC might have given him the final.
01:28:50.000 You know, you might have taken an extra diet pill that day and went, fuck it, we're going all in.
01:28:55.000 The wall got ten feet higher.
01:28:57.000 Yeah!
01:28:59.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger says he's done with The Apprentice.
01:29:01.000 Blames poor ratings on Trump involvement.
01:29:04.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
01:29:06.000 That's right.
01:29:06.000 Yeah, they had that whole back and forth over who was to blame for the ratings.
01:29:11.000 Listen, as a host of that show, Donald Trump was great.
01:29:16.000 He was the perfect guy as a host of that show.
01:29:18.000 Arnold's too nice.
01:29:20.000 It's not the right guy.
01:29:21.000 He's not a billionaire asshole.
01:29:23.000 You need a total jackass.
01:29:27.000 Get it done.
01:29:28.000 One of those guys.
01:29:29.000 You need one of those guys.
01:29:30.000 You're fired.
01:29:31.000 And the same thing that made Trump perfect for that show made him perfect as the main protagonist in campaign coverage, which is actually really just a really long, super boring reality show, or at least it used to be, until Trump came along.
01:29:46.000 Trump completely changed the dynamic of it.
01:29:48.000 If you're thinking of it in terms of how it looks to a network...
01:29:55.000 Yeah.
01:30:23.000 The press less than ever, right?
01:30:25.000 They believe the things that we say less than ever.
01:30:27.000 All the polls show this, that there's been a dramatic downturn in how much people will put stock in the things that people like me say, right?
01:30:35.000 But they're watching television news more than they ever have, by a lot.
01:30:40.000 So what do those two data points say together, put together, that people are consuming news not as news, but as entertainment?
01:30:47.000 They're watching it more, right?
01:30:50.000 So we've...
01:30:52.000 You know, CNN made over a billion dollars last year.
01:30:55.000 They're just eating into the entertainment budget.
01:30:57.000 That's all they're doing.
01:30:58.000 And it's all Trump, which is fascinating and kind of horrifying, but really interesting, too.
01:31:05.000 Isn't that also what he played upon when he was running?
01:31:07.000 Like, he would say outrageous shit so they would cover him, and that essentially gave him free press.
01:31:11.000 Oh, absolutely.
01:31:13.000 Yeah, and there was no doubt in my mind that he was doing that intentionally.
01:31:17.000 I remember watching him in...
01:31:20.000 In New Hampshire, where he's giving a speech and you probably remember this, this woman stood up and said, Ted Cruz is a pussy, right?
01:31:30.000 And Trump looks over at her and he says, oh, that's terrible.
01:31:37.000 That's terrible.
01:31:37.000 She just said a terrible thing about Ted Cruz, right?
01:31:39.000 And I remember...
01:31:41.000 I remember him looking over at the rise of where all the cameras are, and you could see him thinking.
01:31:47.000 He's thinking, it's a story for six hours if she says it.
01:31:51.000 It's a story for three days if I say it.
01:31:54.000 And he thinks and he goes, she just said that Ted Cruz is a pussy.
01:31:59.000 And next thing you know, it completely dominated the news.
01:32:02.000 And he understood The dynamic of how the news works better than even the people in the news understood it.
01:32:10.000 Well, certainly better than Ted Cruz.
01:32:11.000 Yeah, that's for sure.
01:32:13.000 Ted Cruz, the recent praise of Trump, and then they go back to what he said during the campaign.
01:32:20.000 Oh my god, yeah.
01:32:21.000 No one should ever listen to him ever again about anything.
01:32:24.000 Oh, yeah.
01:32:25.000 No, it's hilarious.
01:32:28.000 Ted Cruz, you know, first of all, my favorite part of that whole campaign was the thing that he couldn't shake about being the Zodiac Killer.
01:32:35.000 LAUGHTER And reporters would give him shit about it.
01:32:42.000 We would talk amongst each other, like, who's going to ask him about it next?
01:32:45.000 And everybody knew that it was bullshit, that he was born after the killing started and everything, all that stuff.
01:32:53.000 But somebody would always make it a point to say, so what do you think about the rumors about...
01:32:57.000 And you could see that it completely drove him to distraction.
01:33:01.000 He didn't know how to make a joke out of it.
01:33:04.000 Yeah.
01:33:04.000 Well, I know you're a Hunter S. Thompson fan, so you're probably aware of what Hunter did to Ed Muskie.
01:33:09.000 Oh, yeah, the Ibogaine thing.
01:33:11.000 Oh, yeah, absolutely.
01:33:13.000 He went crazy.
01:33:13.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:33:14.000 I mean, literally went crazy.
01:33:16.000 Hunter, what was it on the Dick Cavett show that he talked about it?
01:33:20.000 Well, there was a rumor that he had taken Ibogaine, and I knew about that rumor because I started it.
01:33:29.000 And he...
01:33:30.000 He drove that guy crazy to the point where, you see, I think it was in New Hampshire, he was giving a political campaign speech and he broke down.
01:33:40.000 Oh yeah, he cried.
01:33:42.000 So, Hunter did this great thing.
01:33:45.000 He wrote about it.
01:33:48.000 It was kind of a spoof of campaign coverage because he did this whole campaign diary and then he just kind of went into this deadpan I think?
01:34:18.000 And they put, you know, Ed Muskie in the grips of an Ibogaine frenzy, right, was the caption.
01:34:25.000 And it was completely deadpan.
01:34:27.000 He never said he was kidding, never said it was, you know, like that was fiction.
01:34:31.000 And Muskie couldn't handle it.
01:34:34.000 I mean, that was probably the first real political trolling that went on.
01:34:41.000 And a brilliant one, too, because Ibogaine is not even that kind of a drug.
01:34:45.000 It's a drug that helps people get off drugs.
01:34:47.000 Right, yeah, which is oddly enough illegal, right?
01:34:50.000 Yeah, in America.
01:34:51.000 In America.
01:34:51.000 It's legal in a lot of places, but it's really great for people getting off opiates.
01:34:55.000 It's just a ferociously introspective drug that rewires the way your brain deals with addictions.
01:35:03.000 It literally rewires the connections, alleviates addictions on a physical and psychological level.
01:35:09.000 What's the...
01:35:10.000 What does it feel like?
01:35:12.000 I don't know.
01:35:13.000 I haven't done that.
01:35:14.000 I haven't done that one.
01:35:15.000 But I know quite a few people that have that have had pill problems and have gone to Mexico and taken...
01:35:23.000 My friend Ed Clay, who has an actual center down there now, he started it after he had gone down there for treatment.
01:35:30.000 He had a back injury, I believe it was, and got hooked on pills and was like, Jesus, I've got to figure out a way to get off these fucking things and did Ibogaine and then cleared it right up.
01:35:39.000 Wow.
01:35:39.000 And he realized, like, wow.
01:35:41.000 Like, this is crazy that this is illegal.
01:35:43.000 Yeah.
01:35:43.000 So the one drug that Hunter chose was actually a drug that gets people off drugs, which is even more ironic.
01:35:51.000 It just had a great name.
01:35:52.000 Yeah.
01:35:52.000 Oh, yeah.
01:35:53.000 Brazilian doctor brought in.
01:35:56.000 It's fucking awesome.
01:35:59.000 That really was the original political troll.
01:36:01.000 Yeah.
01:36:02.000 Yeah.
01:36:02.000 It might have had a giant effect in the election.
01:36:04.000 Probably did.
01:36:05.000 Oh, yeah, absolutely.
01:36:08.000 And I don't think it was an accident that Hunter's coverage was that he chose that year to do these diaries.
01:36:20.000 I remember my father telling me about how every reporter would wait for Rolling Stone to come out that week so they could read the coverage of the election.
01:36:29.000 But Hunter kind of took this unknown senator from the Dakotas, George McGovern, and made him into this...
01:36:41.000 This, like, Christ figure, basically.
01:36:43.000 I don't think that McGovern would have won the nomination without that sort of relentless hyping that he gave him.
01:36:50.000 He probably would have won the presidency if it wasn't for the vice president having that issue with he had gone through electroshock therapy.
01:36:58.000 Eagleton, right?
01:36:59.000 Yeah.
01:37:00.000 Yeah, that was terrible.
01:37:02.000 But fascinating.
01:37:04.000 I got to write the introduction to the last version of that book, and that's one of my favorite books of all time.
01:37:14.000 It's a great fucking book.
01:37:15.000 It's such a crazy comic epic.
01:37:21.000 He was a big influence of yours.
01:37:23.000 Yeah, definitely.
01:37:27.000 I think the great thing about Hunter Thompson, first of all, he was so incredibly funny in a way that was completely rare.
01:37:39.000 I mean, you can't...
01:37:42.000 Just trained to be that way.
01:37:44.000 You either are born with that ability verbally or not.
01:37:48.000 And he just had this completely strange, four-dimensional way of looking at things.
01:37:52.000 And he would watch a completely boring campaign speech.
01:37:59.000 And when he got done writing it up, it was like a psychedelic wrestling match or something like that.
01:38:08.000 I mean, it was...
01:38:09.000 It was so much more interesting and bizarre and weird and he saw all these great details and he was just...
01:38:17.000 I think it was a great approach to journalism but sadly there aren't that many people who can pull it off because it just required surpassing literary talent and that's incredibly rare.
01:38:31.000 What was a unique combination of Fiction writing along with an actual understanding.
01:38:42.000 Analysis, yeah.
01:38:43.000 That was his great...
01:38:45.000 Because you're right.
01:38:46.000 He would bring you in and the reader would kind of surf along this incredibly charged, fast-paced...
01:39:02.000 Narrative that read like, you know, the fastest, most engrossing fiction, right?
01:39:07.000 But he would intersperse it and stop and pull back and do what we call a Rolling Stone, we call them wisdoms, right?
01:39:16.000 Where, you know, you just sort of stop and say, here's my take on this.
01:39:20.000 And those were amazing.
01:39:21.000 I mean, he just had this ability to sort of cut through the bullshit and see See things from an angle that nobody else saw.
01:39:28.000 And that was a rare technique back then, the idea of the kind of individualized take on things.
01:39:38.000 Nobody was doing that in reporting back then.
01:39:40.000 I mean, nobody even thought of it as a form that you could really experiment with.
01:39:46.000 I mean, there were a few people back then, like Terry Southern and Tom Wolfe, who were Who are doing some things like that.
01:39:52.000 But Thompson was completely unique.
01:39:56.000 And there hasn't been anybody like him since then.
01:39:59.000 I think it's not an accident that nobody's been able to pull that off again.
01:40:06.000 No.
01:40:07.000 Well, you get compared to him a lot.
01:40:10.000 And one way I really saw that comparison was your brilliant coverage of the financial crisis and what was the mechanisms behind the scene of the financial crisis.
01:40:22.000 And I became a really big fan of your work reading that because I think you covered that as well, if not better than anybody.
01:40:30.000 Oh, well, thanks.
01:40:31.000 Yeah, I mean...
01:40:33.000 So I knew nothing about...
01:40:35.000 I couldn't even balance my checkbook when they assigned me to that story.
01:40:39.000 And I had to start basically from square one.
01:40:43.000 And I was calling people and saying things like, can you tell me something about something that I'll understand?
01:40:51.000 I was cold calling investment banks and literally saying that.
01:40:54.000 And I finally got a guy to have lunch with me.
01:40:58.000 And he said, your problem...
01:41:02.000 It's that you're trying to understand this as an economic story.
01:41:05.000 Once you look at it as a crime story, you'll get it.
01:41:10.000 And from that point forward, I felt like I started to understand the whole mechanism, the subprime mortgage scam.
01:41:20.000 It really was a scam.
01:41:22.000 It's really just a massive, corporatized version of, like, Selling oregano is weed, basically.
01:41:31.000 They took stuff that these incredibly worthless, highly risky mortgage loans, right?
01:41:40.000 You know, they would give out loans to everybody with a pulse.
01:41:43.000 You know, whether you had a job or not, whether you were a citizen or not, didn't matter.
01:41:48.000 Important thing was to get the loan, immediately sell it off, chop it up, turn it into securities, and then they used this highly advanced sort of mathematical trick to turn all that sort of mortgage hamburger into AAA-rated securities.
01:42:04.000 So you'd have like a junk-rated mortgage, like the riskiest loan in existence, something that was so toxic that And companies like Country Ride wouldn't want to hold on to it for more than a week because they were afraid the stuff would blow up.
01:42:22.000 And then they would sell it off to a pension fund or an insurance company in the form of a AAA-rated security, which is as safe as a U.S. Treasury bond.
01:42:35.000 So it was a scam.
01:42:37.000 Jesus.
01:42:38.000 Again, the metaphor of taking baby powder and selling it as coke or whatever, that's exactly what it was.
01:42:48.000 They just took worthless shit and sold it as something that was gold.
01:42:53.000 And they did it for years and years and years and years, and they knew that this gigantic Huge bubble of risk and disaster was just accumulating and that someday it was going to all explode and cascade and ruin the economy.
01:43:11.000 But everybody was trying to time it right and bet on when that would happen and make their money before that judgment day came.
01:43:22.000 And it was fascinating.
01:43:24.000 Once I started to learn about it, it was just such an amazingly disgusting, fascinating story that it was just hard not to get into it.
01:43:34.000 A crime story.
01:43:36.000 Yeah.
01:43:36.000 Think of it as a crime story.
01:43:38.000 Yeah.
01:43:38.000 No, absolutely.
01:43:40.000 One guy gave me a book.
01:43:45.000 It was called Famous Con Artists in History.
01:43:49.000 It was this little tome.
01:43:51.000 It's smaller than the smallest paperback.
01:43:54.000 It was the biography of this guy.
01:43:58.000 Victor Lustig was his name.
01:44:00.000 He was famous because he sold the Eiffel Tower twice.
01:44:04.000 He had this scam that he called I think it was called the Hungarian box.
01:44:17.000 I'll have to go back and look.
01:44:18.000 But basically what he would do is he would get on a boat in New York and he had this sort of beautiful mahogany box with a crank on it that had two holes in it.
01:44:31.000 And he would show all the guests that he would put a blank piece of paper in one end, turn a crank, and a $100 bill would come out the other end.
01:44:40.000 And he convinced them all that it was a machine that made money.
01:44:45.000 And everybody would offer him...
01:44:48.000 An increasing amount of money for this invention, and he wouldn't sell it until the last day when he would sell it for $40,000 or $50,000, and then he would disappear and jump off the boat in France and never be seen again.
01:45:02.000 There it is.
01:45:03.000 Yeah, there it is.
01:45:04.000 What's it called?
01:45:05.000 I don't know.
01:45:07.000 Wow.
01:45:08.000 Yeah, there it is.
01:45:09.000 But that's exactly what the mortgage is.
01:45:12.000 Is that his picture?
01:45:13.000 Yeah.
01:45:13.000 Let me see his face.
01:45:17.000 Look at that fucking creep.
01:45:20.000 Look at him.
01:45:21.000 Wow!
01:45:21.000 Let me see that box again.
01:45:24.000 Wow.
01:45:25.000 That is crazy.
01:45:27.000 So yeah, it was obviously fake, but that's what the mortgage scam was.
01:45:32.000 They were taking basically blank paper, these subprime loans that belonged to janitors who were going to foreclose within 10 minutes, right?
01:45:45.000 And They were telling people that, oh, we have this new mathematical process that actually makes this stuff really safe, and you can put it in your college endowment,
01:46:00.000 you can put it in your pension fund, and so all these people whose retirement monies were based on Securities were buying all this shit that they thought was was AAA rated and that's that's how they woke up, you know in 2008 2009 and they found their 401ks were were,
01:46:20.000 you know Wiped out by 40% or whatever it was my neighbor really that happened to him my neighbor bought this plot of land and had this dream to build his dream house and He would go by the plot of land and he was always cleaning up and getting ready and I was talking to him and then Boom!
01:46:38.000 2008 happened.
01:46:39.000 He lost everything.
01:46:40.000 And he would still go by that plot of land and clean it up.
01:46:44.000 And he and I would talk about it.
01:46:46.000 And he just told me he lost everything.
01:46:48.000 Yeah, so it's never gonna happen, huh?
01:46:50.000 Yeah.
01:46:50.000 No, I think he...
01:46:52.000 I think he died.
01:46:54.000 He eventually got really sick and they took him out of his house and brought him somewhere, but I think he's dead now.
01:47:00.000 But yeah, his story was awful, awful to hear.
01:47:04.000 This guy who was in his 60s, who had got this piece of land with a nice view, and was like, this is where I'm going to build my dream house.
01:47:12.000 And he had all this money prepared for it, all this money saved away, and he was ready to rock and roll, and then boom, it all went out.
01:47:20.000 It just drained out.
01:47:22.000 Somebody put a hole in the bottom of the boat and everything went to the bottom of the ocean.
01:47:27.000 Yeah, and then he probably got ripped off twice because his tax dollars went to go bail out the guys who, you know, because some of the banks got stuck holding some of this shit.
01:47:37.000 And rather than eat the losses like your friend did, they got the Federal Reserve to buy it from them, you know, or the Treasury.
01:47:48.000 And how the fuck did they get away with giving the CEOs bonuses?
01:47:53.000 During that time?
01:47:54.000 Yeah.
01:47:55.000 Giant bonuses during the time where they had to be bailed out by the taxpayers.
01:48:00.000 Yeah, that was another scam.
01:48:02.000 If you looked at the fine print of all the bailouts, it basically said that you had to repay the money by X time before you could start paying people exorbitant amounts of money again.
01:48:17.000 But a lot of those conditions were never really followed, and the conditions of repayment were kind of glossed over, and the The companies, they were supposed to be able to pass these things called stress tests,
01:48:34.000 which demonstrated that they were back on solid footing again before they paid people bonuses, but the stress tests were all fudged.
01:48:46.000 Crime and corruption and illegality basically in every direction during that whole period and not just in the government but in all these companies as well.
01:48:56.000 Jesus.
01:48:57.000 Yeah.
01:48:58.000 But fascinating to follow.
01:49:00.000 Yeah.
01:49:00.000 What was it like covering that?
01:49:02.000 I mean, how long did you spend working on that?
01:49:05.000 Seven years, probably.
01:49:07.000 Jesus Christ.
01:49:08.000 Yeah, well, because one of the things that I found out that was really interesting was I did my first story about this, and I got this incredible reaction because it turns out that the financial press,
01:49:23.000 there is nobody in the financial press who writes for ordinary people.
01:49:28.000 Like, it's basically what I was doing was a translation job.
01:49:30.000 I was trying to Basically take what had happened and explain it in a way that a person who knew nothing about finance would be able to understand.
01:49:41.000 And it turns out that nobody's doing that.
01:49:43.000 So all these people who had questions about it, who wanted to know what had happened to their money, or why did my house get foreclosed on, or what's a subprime mortgage, Wow.
01:50:08.000 That had to be depressing.
01:50:09.000 Yeah, of course.
01:50:11.000 Most investigative reporting is depressing.
01:50:16.000 Particularly that, because a lot of it was old people.
01:50:20.000 Oh my god.
01:50:21.000 Old people, minorities.
01:50:24.000 I did one story about A bank in Maryland.
01:50:31.000 Well, it's a national bank.
01:50:32.000 It's a bank that, you know, I wouldn't be surprised that a lot of people listening have their accounts at this bank.
01:50:40.000 They had to pay a settlement to the government because they were intentionally targeting elderly black people to Sell subprime mortgages to, and they called the mud people.
01:50:54.000 And there were all these toxic emails going back and forth about how stupid they were and how they'll buy anything, et cetera, et cetera.
01:51:02.000 In the emails they called the mud people?
01:51:04.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:51:05.000 And so they had to pay a settlement to the government.
01:51:08.000 But the racial component of that crash was something that I didn't really clue into until late, but that was a big part of it, too.
01:51:18.000 A lot of it involved these mortgage lenders going into particularly lower middle class black neighborhoods and knocking on doors where there'd be an elderly person at home and saying,
01:51:34.000 Hey, would you like to refi your mortgage and you'll have a little bit of extra spending money this month, right?
01:51:40.000 And the person won't know anything about finance and they'll sign this refinance deal that allows them to save a little bit of money each month, not knowing that they had just converted their fixed mortgage into a floating mortgage.
01:51:55.000 And that as soon as the interest rates change, you'd have people who went from paying $900 a month to paying $7,000 a month, right?
01:52:05.000 And suddenly they're out in the street, and the company that sold them the loan is long gone by then.
01:52:14.000 They're not holding it.
01:52:16.000 As soon as they got her name on the dotted line, they sold it off to a bank in New York.
01:52:21.000 Who in turn, again, chopped it up into a hamburger and sold it probably to your pension fund or whatever.
01:52:27.000 So there's nobody she can complain to.
01:52:29.000 And yeah, that stuff is really depressing.
01:52:31.000 What was it feeling like of having very little understanding about finance and then immersing yourself in it?
01:52:37.000 Yeah, it was fascinating.
01:52:39.000 And realizing that this is the underlying structure that our society has run on, that our money is established through.
01:52:46.000 This is how we sell houses and loans, and this is what we're doing?
01:52:52.000 Yeah, no, it was fascinating.
01:52:54.000 Because before that, I was mostly covering...
01:52:59.000 Like elections, right?
01:53:00.000 And again, if you cover elections, it's incredibly boring, and you never hear anything of substance, and it's not terribly complicated.
01:53:07.000 And, you know, the Democrat says that, you know, we want to help the middle class, and the Republican says we want to protect family values, and that's pretty much the extent of the intellectual challenge in terms of covering that stuff.
01:53:21.000 And I always thought to myself, you know, politics in America must be a lot more complicated than this, right?
01:53:26.000 There must be some other...
01:53:28.000 It's a hidden thing where it's incredibly complex and diabolical and the real machinations of power must be visible somewhere.
01:53:39.000 And I think that you find that when you start looking into how Wall Street works, how money works, how central banking works, How the concentration of wealth works.
01:53:56.000 Basically, the subprime scheme was an effort to pull the remaining savings out of the population.
01:54:06.000 In the old days, investment banks made their money by lending money to companies who would build factories, and they would make stuff and sell it around the world, and everybody would make money, and even the population would benefit from it.
01:54:21.000 But that manufacturing economy, it's all gone.
01:54:24.000 It's overseas.
01:54:26.000 So you have this financialized economy and they have no normal beneficial way to make money.
01:54:34.000 And all they can really do is look to see where is their money and how can we get it.
01:54:39.000 And most people had money in their houses, right?
01:54:43.000 Like the accumulated savings of most people, whatever was left after the internet crash in the 90s, Was in real estate.
01:54:52.000 And this was the scam by which they took the wealth that was left in the pockets of ordinary people and transferred it to, you know, nine people in Manhattan, basically.
01:55:07.000 I mean, that's why you have, you know, when we talk about wealth inequality now, right, being a huge factor that, you know, the top...
01:55:18.000 95, I'm sorry, the top 1% of the population owns 90% of the wealth in the country or whatever it is.
01:55:26.000 That's a consequence of schemes like this where they're finding out where people have a little bit of money and they're systematically coming up with scams to move it from there to here.
01:55:39.000 With no consequence?
01:55:40.000 No, with no consequence.
01:55:41.000 And that was the other part of the story that I ended up having to cover later, which was the last time they tried something like this, like during the SNL crisis, which was also sort of a giant fraud scheme also that involved real estate lending and,
01:55:58.000 you know...
01:55:59.000 But the government after that actually indicted 1,800 people.
01:56:04.000 They put 800 people in jail.
01:56:05.000 They put a lot of serious, influential people on the dock after that.
01:56:12.000 Nobody went to jail after this stuff.
01:56:16.000 And people think that, well, they didn't do anything that was technically illegal.
01:56:20.000 No, bullshit.
01:56:20.000 There was lots of stuff that was brazenly illegal.
01:56:25.000 Criminally illegal.
01:56:26.000 I mean, they committed fraud on a broad scale.
01:56:29.000 But some of these companies were into the things that were even worse than that.
01:56:32.000 I mean, you take HSBC. HSBC admitted to laundering $850 million for a pair of Central and South American drug cartels, including the Sinaloa Cartel, right, which is suspected in thousands of murders like And,
01:56:49.000 you know, they admitted to this activity.
01:56:54.000 They agreed to a deferred prosecution agreement with the government where nobody did a day in jail.
01:57:01.000 No individual had to pull out a dime out of their own pockets to pay.
01:57:05.000 The shareholders ponied up $1.9 million, but some of that was tax deductible, which means we paid some of that fine.
01:57:14.000 And the only real punishment with any teeth is that some of the executives had to partially defer their bonuses for five years.
01:57:24.000 So, laundering $850 million for narco-terrorists gets you a total walk.
01:57:33.000 You know, that tells you basically everything you need to know about Do we prosecute white-collar crime in this country?
01:57:41.000 Basically, no.
01:57:42.000 I mean, that's the answer, ultimately, that you find out.
01:57:45.000 And there was paperwork that showed they knew it was from the cartels?
01:57:49.000 Oh, yeah.
01:57:50.000 If you look at the agreement...
01:57:54.000 And you can watch this.
01:57:56.000 There's a video of Loretta Lynch and Lanny Brewer, because this is before Loretta Lynch was Attorney General, but she was basically the head of this deal.
01:58:11.000 They talked about the fact that the HSBC branches, because most of this was done in Mexico, HMEX, which was the subsidiary company, they had special teller windows built to fit cash boxes that the drug cartels were bringing into the bank.
01:58:30.000 So, basically, you've seen the scene in Scarface where the guys come in with duffel bags of cash to the bank, right?
01:58:37.000 And, you know, that's like a montage, you know, there's that song, I forget what song it is in the background.
01:58:41.000 Same thing.
01:58:42.000 These guys would come into the bank, they would slide in these boxes of cash one after the other, and that's admitted activity.
01:58:51.000 The bank signed off on this.
01:58:52.000 It's not like they're contesting it.
01:58:54.000 They're not saying we neither admit nor deny.
01:58:57.000 It's part of the deal.
01:59:00.000 And they agreed to the amount, everything.
01:59:05.000 So, yeah, it was a $1.9 billion settlement, but, you know, it's not like it came out of the pockets of the people who did it, and it's not like any of the people who did it are in jail.
01:59:14.000 It's just, you know, a thing that happened, and, you know, that's five weeks of profit for the bank, so what the fuck?
01:59:22.000 They don't care, right?
01:59:24.000 Did you see the documentary Inside Job?
01:59:27.000 Yeah, we covered a lot of the same territory.
01:59:31.000 That was a sobering documentary where they're talking to the very people that caused the financial crisis and realizing that these people were economics professors that eventually got these jobs, really lucrative jobs with banks, and how they finagled this system and made it so it looked like these things were appropriate.
01:59:50.000 Yeah, no.
01:59:51.000 I talked to...
01:59:53.000 Some of the things that they invented that made the crash possible sounded like good ideas.
02:00:00.000 Like they came up with this thing called the credit default swap, right?
02:00:04.000 And I won't bore you with what that is exactly, but basically it's a kind of insurance where it's basically a bet.
02:00:15.000 It's hard to explain.
02:00:16.000 But it's a way of...
02:00:20.000 Quasi-insuring a product without having to pony up a lot of money.
02:00:26.000 And it's called a derivative, right?
02:00:32.000 And these instruments are completely unregulated.
02:00:38.000 How can I put this?
02:00:39.000 A credit default swap is like...
02:00:43.000 You and I betting on whether or not a third person's house is going to burn in a fire, right?
02:00:52.000 Like the old school insurance said that it had to be your house in order for you to get insurance on it.
02:00:58.000 This new form of quasi-insurance said that two totally disinterested parties could have an interest in a third thing that happens.
02:01:07.000 So it's basically gambling.
02:01:10.000 And So on the one hand, it allowed people to create a whole lot of capital, which allowed them to lend more money, which theoretically allowed people to buy more houses.
02:01:23.000 But in reality, it just created the system where all these people had bets that were back and forth on all these properties.
02:01:29.000 So that's one of the reasons why...
02:01:31.000 When the crash happened, when all those mortgages started to fail, it wasn't just the failures of those properties.
02:01:38.000 It was all these people who were betting on whether or not these people could pay their mortgages.
02:01:43.000 They started to lose money.
02:01:44.000 And then there were people who had bets on that who started to lose money.
02:01:47.000 And it's like this cascading whirlpool of shit that happened.
02:01:51.000 And again, it just started out as an idea to just create more money to lend.
02:01:57.000 And it turned into this nightmare Mechanical scenario that just that created losses You know in this almost apocalyptic fashion and and a lot of them had no idea but that that was going to be the eventuality Wow,
02:02:16.000 yeah, it's it's great.
02:02:18.000 It's definitely crazy stuff as a person who didn't really follow finance before how much has that affected your life now like the way you look at things and I definitely pay a lot more attention to the fine print when I enter into any financial contract.
02:02:36.000 I think about where I do my banking.
02:02:40.000 But the reality is you just don't have a whole lot of choice in this country anyway.
02:02:44.000 I mean, it's like everything else.
02:02:46.000 There's only a few companies left.
02:02:49.000 So almost every bank that's out there where you can have a bank account and a mortgage is a bank that I've written about some massive scandal before.
02:03:00.000 So that's a problem.
02:03:04.000 But yeah, I worry about it all the time.
02:03:06.000 I mean, I have friends in finance who call me and they They tell me that, you know, that things are incredibly unsafe and that this, that and the other could happen.
02:03:17.000 And so I have an anxiety level about things that I never had before.
02:03:21.000 But apart from that, yeah, I mean, that's a natural consequence of having to spend seven years looking at all these horror stories.
02:03:32.000 It's crazy you spent that much time on it.
02:03:35.000 Do you see any other bubbles coming up?
02:03:38.000 Yeah, people talk about that all the time.
02:03:42.000 There's a lot of negative press about subprime auto loans, for instance, which is not exactly the same, but it's a similar thing.
02:03:55.000 I mean, the same basic scam of taking loans, chopping them up, and then repackaging them as something that's more valuable than the original loan You can do that with anything, any kind of credit.
02:04:09.000 You can do it with credit cards, you can do it with aircraft loans, you can do it with car loans, you can do it with home mortgages.
02:04:17.000 And so the mechanism of taking things that are toxic and risky and making them look like AAA is still part of the economy and it's everywhere.
02:04:33.000 The plus side of that is that there's more credit available.
02:04:37.000 Almost anybody can get a credit card or even if you've had screwed up credit, you can get a car.
02:04:43.000 Does this put us on this endless cycle of build up, bubble, collapse, build up, bubble, collapse, rebounding, collapse again?
02:04:52.000 Absolutely.
02:04:53.000 I think that's why you have to be nervous about the skyrocketing Stock exchange.
02:05:03.000 I'm terrified.
02:05:04.000 You should be, right?
02:05:05.000 Are you heavily invested?
02:05:07.000 I've got some in there.
02:05:08.000 When Trump was saying the economy's never been better, look at the stock market, the stock market's killing it, and then it'll have a bad day.
02:05:17.000 And you're like, well, okay, well, I thought we were doing great.
02:05:19.000 Like, what's going on with this bad day?
02:05:21.000 Can you not control these bad days?
02:05:22.000 Right.
02:05:22.000 Like, what's happening here?
02:05:24.000 Right.
02:05:24.000 If you're in control of the good days, you're also in control of the bad days, right?
02:05:27.000 Yeah, of course.
02:05:28.000 Of course.
02:05:29.000 It just seems super suspicious.
02:05:33.000 Yeah, and in the old days, you'd have a lot of confidence that...
02:05:38.000 Well, the stock market always eventually goes up.
02:05:41.000 So, yeah, there's going to be bad days, but it'll go back up.
02:05:44.000 But the problem is the underlying economy in America just isn't all that hot.
02:05:49.000 What do we really make in this country?
02:05:53.000 Where's the floor, right?
02:05:55.000 We have some industries that sort of perform well, but if...
02:06:00.000 Periodically, we go through these bubbles that are based on nothing more than enthusiasm.
02:06:05.000 In the 90s, it was the tech bubble, where people like Alan Greenspan would say things like, well, we have a new paradigm in economics.
02:06:15.000 It doesn't matter whether a company hasn't shown any ability to...
02:06:27.000 It's just if it's a good idea, the stock is sound, and everybody should invest in it, and the stock market is going to continually go up, so don't worry about it.
02:06:38.000 Of course, that doesn't happen.
02:06:40.000 It blows up.
02:06:41.000 Everybody loses their shirt.
02:06:43.000 But what do they do?
02:07:01.000 Real estate is a great bet.
02:07:03.000 It's going to continually ascend.
02:07:05.000 People should use their homes as ATM machines.
02:07:09.000 You should consider refinancing your house so that you can get a little bit of extra cash.
02:07:15.000 This was actually the message they sent to America.
02:07:18.000 Again, it creates this artificial mania where the economy is stoked artificially.
02:07:26.000 to gigantic dimensions but it's not based on anything and so when when it crashes when you finally get like any Ponzi scheme it you know it depends it depends on more new investors coming in than old investors leaving right so there's always going to be that moment when suddenly we don't have as many new ones as old ones and the instant that happens it all goes kaboom right and that's what happened with With the subprime market,
02:07:56.000 there was a moment in time where they just couldn't keep it going anymore.
02:08:01.000 They couldn't find any more new suckers to get to sell mortgages to and the mania ended and it all went splat and then it was amplified by the fact that we have I'm terrified every time I see the stock market go up What's it based on?
02:08:28.000 Is it based on our economy actually doing well?
02:08:30.000 I don't know.
02:08:31.000 I don't think so.
02:08:32.000 You know?
02:08:34.000 I'm sorry.
02:08:34.000 I look like I'm scaring you a little bit.
02:08:36.000 You definitely are scaring me.
02:08:37.000 But I think that's good.
02:08:38.000 I think I need to be scared.
02:08:40.000 I tend to take these things and just...
02:08:42.000 I have financial advisors.
02:08:44.000 I let them handle money.
02:08:45.000 When I hear things like this, I just go, oh, Jesus.
02:08:49.000 I get terrified when I hear about really smart people getting scammed.
02:08:53.000 Yesterday, we were talking about Theranos.
02:08:56.000 Do you know that blood testing company that turned out to be total horseshit?
02:09:00.000 No, I didn't hear about this.
02:09:01.000 Oh, it's a great story.
02:09:02.000 It's a story of one of those things where You find someone who you hope exists and you build them up.
02:09:10.000 There was this woman.
02:09:11.000 She looked like Steve Jobs.
02:09:13.000 She wore a black turtleneck in every photo.
02:09:16.000 And she was the richest ever self-made woman.
02:09:22.000 She was worth $4 billion.
02:09:24.000 She had built this company called Theranos right out of college.
02:09:28.000 She was like 19 when she started the company.
02:09:31.000 It was a blood testing company that just required a small prick of your blood to do complicated blood analysis for diseases and things along those lines.
02:09:38.000 Turns out it didn't work at all.
02:09:40.000 And they faked a bunch of shit.
02:09:43.000 Widespread fraud.
02:09:44.000 A lot of people got their blood tested.
02:09:46.000 It turned out to be, you know, they were at risk for all these diseases.
02:09:50.000 Warren Buffett invested $100 million.
02:09:53.000 I think $125.
02:09:55.000 Betsy DeVos, more than $100 million.
02:09:58.000 All these super wealthy people got scammed.
02:10:01.000 Wow.
02:10:01.000 Yeah, when you find out that really wealthy people that do this for a living, Warren Buffett does that for a living, that he can get scammed out of $125 million.
02:10:15.000 Right, right.
02:10:15.000 Yeah, and Warren Buffett, his...
02:10:18.000 His mantra is supposed to be picking the absolute long-term investment, right?
02:10:27.000 So he's not like a Stevie Cohen type who just looks at the tape and tries to time it just right so you can...
02:10:36.000 Make an investment for 10 seconds and come out with a, you know, if he's investing in a company and even he can be fooled, that's pretty terrible.
02:10:46.000 But look at Enron.
02:10:46.000 I mean, Enron was another example of the world's best financial analysts were looking at this company for a decade, and the results were completely ridiculous.
02:10:59.000 Like, it should have been obvious to any layperson that these profit numbers couldn't possibly be real.
02:11:07.000 And it wasn't until one of those guys, I think it was Jim Chanos, who was sort of a famous short seller, you know, sort of said, hey, wait a minute, there's something up here.
02:11:20.000 But people continually invested in these companies, and there's just not a whole lot of oversight that goes on with Wall Street.
02:11:29.000 And I think that's a major lesson of, you know, The last 20 years is that there's just not a lot of eyes on crime in this area.
02:11:41.000 Another example is, I'm sorry, who's the guy who scammed all the rich people?
02:11:47.000 Bernie Madoff.
02:11:47.000 Bernie Madoff.
02:11:48.000 Yeah, I was going to bring him up.
02:11:48.000 He's the most egregious example, right?
02:11:50.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:11:51.000 I mean, there are other people who did similar things, but this guy didn't even make investments in You know what I mean?
02:11:59.000 Like, he was literally just sort of taking money and, you know, when someone cashed out, he would, you know, it was like, who's that little girl?
02:12:08.000 Lil Tay.
02:12:08.000 Lil Tay, yeah, yeah, exactly.
02:12:10.000 He was just like throwing, he had a big, you know, pile of cash and, you know, he would take some in and throw some out.
02:12:15.000 But if the SEC had had at any time...
02:12:19.000 Just looked at his books and said, what are you invested in?
02:12:24.000 It all would have, you know, that whole house of cards would have fallen.
02:12:28.000 He didn't invest in anything?
02:12:29.000 No, and he wasn't making trades.
02:12:31.000 He wasn't doing anything, you know?
02:12:34.000 And there are a bunch of stories like this.
02:12:37.000 There's a great book called The Octopus, which is about somebody who did a Madoff-like scam, another hedge fund.
02:12:45.000 Same thing, they weren't really making trades, they were just sort of creating phony profit and loss statements and creating records that look like trades that they could tell their investors about, but they weren't actually doing anything.
02:12:59.000 So if anybody, any expert at any time had just poked their nose You know, not to get back to, you know,
02:13:15.000 my drug dealing book, but this is one of the things that he says, which is that, you know, you can be in a, you know, in a poor black neighborhood, and a couple of kids will be on a cell phone talking about selling $10 worth of weed,
02:13:30.000 and they'll be picked up by cops, You know, within 20 minutes or something like that.
02:13:36.000 Meanwhile, you know, somebody like, you know, Bernie Madoff can commit $100 million frauds year after year after year and not even take any effort to try to cover it up all that well.
02:13:50.000 And get away with it.
02:13:52.000 Well, Bernie's big crime was that he ripped off rich people.
02:13:55.000 Yeah, absolutely.
02:13:56.000 If he had done the exact same thing to poor people.
02:13:58.000 What he did was just too easy to call what he did a crime versus what you were talking about with these financial institutions and loans.
02:14:07.000 Yeah, if he had laundered it through a slightly more legitimate process, he would have gotten out fine.
02:14:13.000 But one of the things that a lot of these guys...
02:14:17.000 These scam artists get into it thinking that they're actually going to be real hedge funds and that they have some stock picking system that's actually going to make all their clients money.
02:14:28.000 And one of the things they find out is that, A, they suck, they're not outperforming the market, and they're not that smart.
02:14:35.000 But B, that their clients can't tell if they just make up the numbers.
02:14:39.000 So there are a number of cases of people who start out trying to be legitimate and trying to be real investment advisors, but they just end up turning into Bertie Madoff types because it's just easy.
02:14:53.000 There aren't that many people watching for it.
02:14:57.000 And, you know, that's kind of scary, too.
02:15:00.000 Well, it seems like there's so many people doing it.
02:15:04.000 How could there be enough people watching it?
02:15:07.000 Think about how many investment firms there are and how many different people that are involved in trading.
02:15:12.000 How could anybody be watching all of it?
02:15:15.000 Right.
02:15:15.000 Yeah.
02:15:16.000 No, but even so, even if you take that into consideration, then the number of eyes that are on this world is ridiculously low.
02:15:27.000 Like, take AIG, right?
02:15:30.000 AIG was one of the world's largest companies that, you know, before it crashed, it had like 180,000 employees.
02:15:41.000 It took advantage of this weird loophole that allows financial companies to essentially choose their own regulator.
02:15:48.000 So because AIG had a thrift or a savings and loan, that's basically the same thing.
02:15:56.000 They chose to be regulated by the OTS, which is the Office of Thrift Supervision, which is this tiny, tiny little office in Washington that oversees basically savings and loan operations.
02:16:13.000 And in the OTS, this is actually true, they had exactly one insurance expert on staff.
02:16:22.000 So essentially, the world's largest insurance company was being regulated by A government office that only had one person who really understood insurance.
02:16:33.000 And even that person wouldn't have understood the part of the company that blew up, which was essentially an investment bank within the insurance company that was creating these sort of highly advanced derivative operations,
02:16:49.000 that they just would not have been able to understand that stuff.
02:16:55.000 The government just does not place a lot of resources into, you know, keeping an eye on even the most basic things.
02:17:05.000 And when you compare that to law enforcement and other areas, you know, is how many people do we have, you know, worrying about bank robberies in this country or drugs, right?
02:17:18.000 Or, you know, how many people are being watched because they're marijuana dealers in other states?
02:17:23.000 I mean...
02:17:24.000 It dwarfs the number of people who are watching for economic crimes.
02:17:28.000 Fuck.
02:17:29.000 One person.
02:17:31.000 I just love the name of it.
02:17:33.000 Office of Thrift Supervision?
02:17:36.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:17:37.000 I'm not even sure it exists anymore.
02:17:38.000 I think it was...
02:17:39.000 It was merged into some other, because there used to be the OCC, the Officer of the Comptroller of the Currency, and I think they created a new regulator out of all that after the crash.
02:17:51.000 But yeah, AIG chose its regulator and its regulator, you know, was totally overmatched.
02:17:59.000 Couldn't understand shit.
02:18:00.000 And that's one of the reasons why the company blew up.
02:18:03.000 The company also blew up because it was run by insurance people who didn't understand.
02:18:11.000 AIG was basically Wall Street's bookie.
02:18:13.000 All these investment banks were betting on whether or not mortgages were going to fail or not.
02:18:19.000 And AIG was selling the product that they could use.
02:18:23.000 To make those bets.
02:18:25.000 Essentially, they were taking on insurance on packets of mortgages.
02:18:29.000 So if they exploded, you would get a payout.
02:18:33.000 It's like buying an insurance policy on your neighbor's house.
02:18:37.000 If it goes up in flames, you get paid.
02:18:40.000 AIG was selling a product that allowed banks essentially to buy insurance on houses, on mortgages.
02:18:48.000 And if people foreclosed, if the mortgages failed or pools of mortgages failed, if you bought that kind of insurance, you got these huge payouts.
02:19:00.000 So people were betting against mortgages, basically.
02:19:03.000 And AIG was taking all this book and But the heads of the company were old school insurance executives and just didn't understand this sort of newfangled, complicated form of insurance.
02:19:19.000 And so they would look at the numbers that they were being given and even they didn't get it.
02:19:23.000 They didn't understand how exposed they were.
02:19:27.000 And so when all the bets started going the wrong way, suddenly they're being asked to pay out billions of dollars and they're like, Wait, where is this coming from?
02:19:36.000 So even the companies were kind of clueless about the shit that was going on, it turns out.
02:19:42.000 Jesus.
02:19:44.000 Listen, man, if it wasn't for you, dummies like me would not understand why we should be scared.
02:19:51.000 Like, everybody was scared, but reading your articles about it made me understand why.
02:19:57.000 And I think the way you described it is great that you translated this stuff.
02:20:02.000 You actually worked as a translator.
02:20:05.000 And I appreciate your work, man.
02:20:07.000 Oh, thank you so much.
02:20:08.000 I've been a huge fan forever.
02:20:09.000 I'm looking forward to seeing your special.
02:20:13.000 Yeah, it's going to come out sometime around September, I think.
02:20:16.000 That's when they're going to release it.
02:20:17.000 Excellent.
02:20:18.000 Thank you, man.
02:20:19.000 Really appreciate it.
02:20:19.000 Thank you, Matt.
02:20:20.000 Thanks for coming on, man.
02:20:21.000 Thank you very much.
02:20:22.000 Matt Taibbi, ladies and gentlemen.