The Joe Rogan Experience - May 16, 2018


Joe Rogan Experience #1116 - Steven Tyler


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 4 minutes

Words per Minute

187.10704

Word Count

23,273

Sentence Count

2,746

Misogynist Sentences

47

Hate Speech Sentences

33


Summary

Comedian Steven Tyler the Creator joins Jemele to discuss his life and career, and the crazy things he keeps in his pockets when he's not on stage. He also talks about how he got his name, and how he became a wizard, and why he thinks everyone should be a wizard. Plus, he tells us about the time he almost got run over by a car, and talks about the craziest thing he's carried around with him for 30 years, and what it's like to be a rock star in the 70's and 80's. Plus, we talk about the weirdest things he's carrying around, like a crystal ball, switchblades, and a bunch of other cool stuff. And, of course, he talks about his new album, Triggered, which is out now! The 500 is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. New Song: "Triggered" by Jeffree Star by The Doors Join us on FB: and Subscribe and Retweet! Subscribe to our new podcast, Subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices. Like, comment and tell a friend about what you're listening to this podcast. If you like what you think of it, share it on Apple Podcasts! and we'll be the first to know who else is listening and what they should listen to it! Thank you for listening and spreading the word to your friends about this podcast! Love Ghostz! XOXO! Peace, Blessings, Cheers, EJ, Kristy, Sarah, Jen, AJ & Mikey, Chelsie, Amy, Megan, and Gorms, Krista, AJ, Jake, and Sarah, Kristian, and Joe, etc. XO. Love, Mikey & Joe, AJ and Joe Music: "Thank you so much, Thank you, Joe & Joe" - The Crew, Sarah and Mikey and Glynis, Sarah & Gino, Amy & Gervais, Rachael, J.A. & Glyn, Jr. - Thank you SO MUCH LOVE YOU SO MUCH, KELLY, RYANCHORDS, JR & GABE, JORDY, JACOB & GRAVY, BABY, KAREN, KEVIN, JOSH, JOSEPH, KIM & KIM, MARY, JAYE, AND KIM AND JOSH & JOSH


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Four, three, two, one, boom.
00:00:05.000 We've done a thousand what?
00:00:07.000 How many podcasts?
00:00:09.000 1,116.
00:00:11.000 Steven Tai was the only man to bring a crystal ball.
00:00:14.000 You're the first.
00:00:16.000 Cause you got to bring it with you when you come.
00:00:19.000 Do you bring that everywhere?
00:00:22.000 Yeah.
00:00:23.000 I'll bring it with me to Maui.
00:00:25.000 I'll bring it with me to Europe.
00:00:28.000 Yeah.
00:00:28.000 For the long ones.
00:00:29.000 What is the deal?
00:00:29.000 What is it?
00:00:30.000 It's just I'm into crystals.
00:00:32.000 It's pretty.
00:00:33.000 It's got a beautiful occlusion and when you get the light just right on it, just like me on stage at night when the light is just right.
00:00:41.000 Dude, you look fucking fantastic for 70. Can I just tell you?
00:00:44.000 I found out you were 70. I was like, holy shit.
00:00:46.000 You look really good.
00:00:47.000 Your skin looks amazing.
00:00:49.000 Why, thank you.
00:00:50.000 It really does.
00:00:51.000 Thanks.
00:00:52.000 And I walk around like this and wonder why everybody's fucking taking pictures and busting my chops, walking through the airport.
00:00:57.000 I actually have a t-shirt that says, go fuck your selfie.
00:01:02.000 Because you're walking with the dogs, you're walking with the girl, and they come over and want to stop and take a selfie.
00:01:07.000 Thank you.
00:01:08.000 Thank you for that.
00:01:08.000 It's good living.
00:01:09.000 Is that what it is?
00:01:10.000 Well, I don't know.
00:01:11.000 I spent 30 years of it on drugs and drunk.
00:01:15.000 Maybe the crystal helped you.
00:01:16.000 I think so.
00:01:17.000 That's it.
00:01:18.000 Might have done something.
00:01:19.000 Yeah.
00:01:19.000 How long have you been carrying that thing around?
00:01:21.000 I don't.
00:01:22.000 It lives in my house.
00:01:23.000 I have one I do keep in my pocket, which is not here today.
00:01:27.000 Oh.
00:01:29.000 What is that?
00:01:30.000 You bring switchblades?
00:01:32.000 Jesus Christ.
00:01:34.000 Joe Perry and I got a thing.
00:01:35.000 Both bring switchblades?
00:01:36.000 We just collect knives, man.
00:01:38.000 We just, you know, I'm such a country boy.
00:01:41.000 And when I did Idol, every night, when I walked out on stage and it went, and I'm walking next to J-Lo and Randy, my knife was right in my pocket.
00:01:51.000 In case someone jumps you?
00:01:52.000 No, open my fan mail.
00:01:54.000 Oh, okay.
00:01:55.000 Yeah.
00:01:55.000 Switch play to open fan.
00:01:57.000 It's fun.
00:01:59.000 It's a cool thing.
00:02:00.000 It's fun.
00:02:00.000 I don't often carry it, but I thought because I think you're so fucking cool that I would bring a couple of cool things from my house.
00:02:07.000 You know, I'm just like that.
00:02:08.000 Oh, thank you.
00:02:08.000 I'm one of those guys that when I leave the house, I say, goodbye house.
00:02:12.000 Remember, I got a son and three daughters.
00:02:14.000 And I know after watching, what was your last?
00:02:19.000 Triggered.
00:02:20.000 Triggered.
00:02:21.000 That you got a bunch of kids too.
00:02:23.000 And it starts wearing off on you.
00:02:25.000 I think it's a beautiful thing.
00:02:26.000 I think it's a beautiful thing too.
00:02:28.000 You have three girls.
00:02:28.000 Your wife and two girls.
00:02:30.000 I have three girls.
00:02:31.000 Three daughters.
00:02:31.000 It will happen to you.
00:02:33.000 I do too.
00:02:34.000 Oh yeah.
00:02:34.000 You're a legit eccentric.
00:02:36.000 Like there's some people that pretend to be eccentric.
00:02:38.000 You're like a legit one.
00:02:40.000 I am, and I love it.
00:02:42.000 In fact, I love me.
00:02:43.000 It's good to love you.
00:02:44.000 More than that, I love us.
00:02:46.000 I love us too.
00:02:47.000 I love us.
00:02:48.000 I say that all the time.
00:02:48.000 I'm super happy about this.
00:02:50.000 I'm so fucking excited.
00:02:51.000 Seriously, I gotta ask you, what the fuck do you eat for breakfast?
00:02:56.000 How did you get so fucking smart?
00:02:58.000 Oh, I'm not that smart.
00:02:59.000 I just remember things.
00:03:01.000 There's a difference.
00:03:02.000 There's a difference between being smart and just remembering a lot of shit.
00:03:05.000 You remember things?
00:03:06.000 Yeah, I'm not that smart.
00:03:08.000 Well, remembering things is huge.
00:03:10.000 It helps.
00:03:10.000 It certainly helps.
00:03:11.000 But what is smart, right?
00:03:13.000 Smart is like, can you solve equations?
00:03:15.000 Can you figure things out that other people can't figure out?
00:03:18.000 Do you know things other people don't know?
00:03:20.000 No.
00:03:20.000 I just remember shit that smart people have already figured out.
00:03:23.000 But you accumulate situations.
00:03:25.000 You know, it's like Jimi Hendrix said, you know, you experience.
00:03:29.000 Experiential.
00:03:29.000 So if you remember those things over and over, you're going to become a wizard.
00:03:33.000 You're a wizard.
00:03:34.000 You're so good.
00:03:35.000 Thank you.
00:03:36.000 You're so good.
00:03:36.000 That's why I watched your show and I watched the beginning right before you walked out on stage, The Triggered.
00:03:42.000 And two things that came to my attention was, one, you were talking with your producer, whoever, that said, there's your chair, and by the way, your bottle of water's right there.
00:03:52.000 We need those guys, right?
00:03:53.000 Oh, for sure.
00:03:54.000 And the other thing is, you were sitting on the couch alone, reading your notes.
00:03:59.000 Yeah.
00:04:00.000 Yeah.
00:04:01.000 And you showed that.
00:04:02.000 Yeah.
00:04:02.000 It's a beautiful thing.
00:04:03.000 I can't live without my notes.
00:04:05.000 I can't...
00:04:06.000 I fly at such a speed, such an altitude, that I can't remember what I did yesterday.
00:04:12.000 But then I have long-term, where I go, yeah, that was three months ago.
00:04:17.000 But I just thought I would read you a timeline, okay?
00:04:20.000 Because I saw you reading your notes, okay?
00:04:22.000 April 15th, lunch with the kids in Venice.
00:04:25.000 My daughter lives in Venice.
00:04:26.000 Hi, Chelsea.
00:04:27.000 That's a long time ago.
00:04:28.000 Drove to San Diego, yeah.
00:04:30.000 Well, you know, a month, because I don't have good memory.
00:04:32.000 Right.
00:04:32.000 All right.
00:04:33.000 Drove to San Diego that night after that.
00:04:35.000 So you write things down, like, after you did them, just to solidify them in your head?
00:04:39.000 No, I just came from a whirlwind of press, and Steve and Tyler Day released a documentary that Casey Tebow did, and all this shit happened, and we played the Jazz Fest in...
00:04:51.000 New Orleans.
00:04:53.000 New Orleans.
00:04:54.000 And that happened in the last two weeks, and I just said...
00:04:58.000 To Amy, what have we been doing in the last...
00:05:01.000 Where have we been?
00:05:02.000 Right.
00:05:03.000 So I wrote it down.
00:05:04.000 Drove to San Diego after Venice.
00:05:06.000 Did a private show.
00:05:08.000 Flew to Orlando that night.
00:05:10.000 Right.
00:05:10.000 Okay.
00:05:11.000 Private gig with David Foster, Katy Perry, Pia from Idol.
00:05:14.000 This girl was so sweet.
00:05:18.000 Rehearsed with the band, and during the break from the band, I was in Disney World.
00:05:23.000 I rode my roller coaster.
00:05:25.000 I just got back from Disney World, and I rode your roller coaster yesterday.
00:05:28.000 Okay, so you know you've made it when, right?
00:05:29.000 See what I mean?
00:05:30.000 The day before yesterday.
00:05:30.000 So I'm going through this list, and I went, wait a minute, we what?
00:05:33.000 And it was just a...
00:05:36.000 Rode the rollercoaster, then I ran over...
00:05:38.000 The rockin' rollercoaster.
00:05:38.000 The rockin' rollercoaster.
00:05:40.000 It's great.
00:05:40.000 Right?
00:05:41.000 Two times it goes up like that.
00:05:42.000 Then it goes backwards.
00:05:43.000 Yeah.
00:05:44.000 Zero to 60 in 2.8 seconds.
00:05:47.000 It's pretty dope.
00:05:48.000 Yeah.
00:05:48.000 Sick.
00:05:49.000 Electromagnetic propulsion.
00:05:51.000 Dude.
00:05:52.000 Dude.
00:05:52.000 What are we doing here?
00:05:53.000 What are we doing here?
00:05:54.000 So then I went over to the animal kingdom to visit some of my old girlfriends.
00:05:59.000 No.
00:06:00.000 Did you do the Avatar ride?
00:06:01.000 I had to.
00:06:02.000 Holy shit.
00:06:03.000 I fucking love Avatar.
00:06:04.000 Holy shit is that Avatar ride intense.
00:06:06.000 The one when you get on the bike?
00:06:07.000 Yeah.
00:06:08.000 You're flying on the dragon, the virtual reality?
00:06:10.000 That's the greatest ride of all time.
00:06:11.000 The greatest.
00:06:12.000 I think it's called Flights of Passage.
00:06:14.000 I think that's what it's called.
00:06:15.000 It might be.
00:06:16.000 It's like the Na'ave.
00:06:17.000 I fucking...
00:06:18.000 I just got...
00:06:19.000 I went to...
00:06:20.000 Just to break here for a second.
00:06:21.000 I went to Betty Ford eight years ago.
00:06:24.000 Because I got fucked up with my foot stuff and just stuff.
00:06:28.000 With your foot stuff?
00:06:29.000 I had an operation on my foot, you know, and I kept the meds right by the bed, you know what I'm saying?
00:06:33.000 What'd you get done to your foot?
00:06:34.000 Broke up with my girlfriend, so they were right there, and I thought, well, I took one five minutes ago, and I'd take another one.
00:06:39.000 That's what kind of like...
00:06:40.000 Yeah, that happens to a lot of people with those pain pills.
00:06:42.000 And so I checked myself into Betty Ford, but...
00:06:45.000 Good for you.
00:06:45.000 While I was there, they let me out a couple times.
00:06:48.000 I saw Avatar.
00:06:50.000 Eight times.
00:06:51.000 Did you get Avatar depression?
00:06:52.000 Never.
00:06:52.000 Do you know what that is?
00:06:53.000 No, no, I became her.
00:06:54.000 Right.
00:06:55.000 Which one?
00:06:56.000 Sigourney Weaver?
00:06:57.000 Oh.
00:06:57.000 No, not Sigourney.
00:06:58.000 The Sigourney Weaver character?
00:06:59.000 No, the other one.
00:07:00.000 Right.
00:07:00.000 Yeah, the girl.
00:07:01.000 Not the guy.
00:07:02.000 It became her, and I just watched her moves.
00:07:04.000 She's pretty dope.
00:07:05.000 I cannot wait for that to come out.
00:07:06.000 Yeah.
00:07:07.000 It's going to come out soon.
00:07:09.000 Okay, then we flew right to New York City after the show.
00:07:13.000 Okay.
00:07:14.000 Went to see Bruce Springsteen's one-off on Broadway that night.
00:07:17.000 How was that?
00:07:18.000 Sick.
00:07:19.000 Sick.
00:07:20.000 He's so good.
00:07:20.000 He's amazing.
00:07:21.000 Now, I gotta tell you, I'm not the biggest Bruce Springsteen fan, but I respect him.
00:07:27.000 I love his music.
00:07:28.000 I know he became a phenomenon like 72, like when we did.
00:07:32.000 And sitting there and watching him be honest and talk to this crowd and sing songs and play the piano and talk his truth.
00:07:41.000 And then he says something like, he goes, you know this New Jersey thing with a pregnant pause?
00:07:47.000 He goes...
00:07:49.000 I invented that.
00:07:52.000 And that was it.
00:07:53.000 He won my heart.
00:07:53.000 Because when someone says that, it was so real and so true.
00:07:57.000 But Sinatra was from Hoboken.
00:07:59.000 Yeah.
00:08:00.000 And I'm from Yonkers.
00:08:02.000 Okay.
00:08:04.000 Or the Bronx.
00:08:06.000 Or the Bronx.
00:08:07.000 I was born in New Jersey, too.
00:08:09.000 Were you?
00:08:09.000 Yeah.
00:08:10.000 Newark.
00:08:10.000 Wow.
00:08:12.000 Fascinating.
00:08:12.000 Newark, New Jersey.
00:08:13.000 Trivia.
00:08:14.000 And right where you were born, they put an airport.
00:08:16.000 I think it was already there.
00:08:18.000 Hmm.
00:08:21.000 So you lived in the high-end neighborhood, huh?
00:08:23.000 Not really.
00:08:26.000 Okay, so that night, flew right to New York City after the show, went to see Bruce Springsteen.
00:08:30.000 I said that, redundancy.
00:08:31.000 And you loved it.
00:08:32.000 I loved it.
00:08:33.000 I loved it.
00:08:36.000 Then I did, the next morning, woke up, did a Harper's Bazaar shoot for the cover with my daughter, Liv.
00:08:43.000 Keith Richards' daughters were there, all that stuff.
00:08:46.000 After I hung out with Lenny Kravitz, had a nice couple slices with Lenny, my bro.
00:08:51.000 Flew to Muscle Shoals right after that and recorded a song with Nuno Betancourt.
00:08:54.000 Sick as fuck.
00:08:56.000 So good.
00:08:58.000 So good.
00:08:59.000 That was three days of this.
00:09:01.000 This is a hell of a timeline you got going on here.
00:09:04.000 Yeah, and that was the next day.
00:09:06.000 I went right to Rick Hall's place who passed away like three months ago and his son Rodney Hall works the place.
00:09:12.000 It's called Fame Studios.
00:09:14.000 And I sat in a room.
00:09:18.000 He took me all over the place and I walked in to like the demo room where you could smell the oxides off the tape.
00:09:24.000 Wow.
00:09:25.000 With like Percy's Sledge demo.
00:09:28.000 When a man loves a woman!
00:09:30.000 You know, that first shit.
00:09:32.000 The first stuff.
00:09:34.000 Wilson Pickett.
00:09:36.000 And I'm sitting in the room with him, and I'm telling you, man, I started to cry.
00:09:40.000 I cried.
00:09:40.000 I welt up three times there.
00:09:42.000 Wow.
00:09:42.000 Just to be in the room...
00:09:45.000 I'm standing doing the vocals to Brown Sugar, right where Little Richard sang.
00:09:50.000 Right where he sang.
00:09:51.000 I see a picture on the wall of him standing right there.
00:09:54.000 And this is all in Muscle Shoals?
00:09:56.000 Yeah, Muscle Shoals.
00:09:56.000 Did you see that documentary?
00:09:57.000 I did.
00:09:58.000 I watched the documentary first.
00:09:59.000 Incredible.
00:10:00.000 I said, I'm in.
00:10:00.000 What is it about that place?
00:10:02.000 How did that place...
00:10:03.000 Okay, here's what it is.
00:10:04.000 It's the vibes.
00:10:05.000 If you're into vibes, if you're into living, if you're into feeling alive, you can always feel sad when your mom dies.
00:10:12.000 But you've got to amp that up.
00:10:15.000 You gotta feel good when bad things are going on.
00:10:17.000 You gotta thank God when bad things are going on.
00:10:19.000 You gotta be into crystals.
00:10:21.000 Love your girlfriend.
00:10:22.000 Try to be happy.
00:10:24.000 Try to find the positivity in negativity.
00:10:26.000 And then, when you listen to music and your very favorite thing and you close your eyes, that's vibes.
00:10:32.000 That's something you can't even talk about.
00:10:35.000 Really.
00:10:36.000 It's how you feel personally.
00:10:38.000 Whatever you've been through in your life, Those vibes of those songs, Wilson Pickett, Little Richard.
00:10:44.000 I mean, the Allman Brothers started there.
00:10:47.000 So when you listen to the Allman Brothers, you're in the room where Greg said to his brother, let's do this song.
00:10:54.000 So do you think it is because all those talented people performed there and they let it soak into the building?
00:11:00.000 Is that what it is?
00:11:01.000 Because there's places that do have a magic to them.
00:11:04.000 I always talk about the Comedy Store like that.
00:11:06.000 The Comedy Store has a magic to it.
00:11:08.000 When you're there, there's something about that place that feels like great things have happened in that place before you.
00:11:14.000 You feel it in the wood.
00:11:15.000 You feel it in the carpet.
00:11:17.000 It's in the air.
00:11:18.000 Do you feel like that was Muscle Strolls?
00:11:20.000 Is it because all those great artists have performed there and almost like the room has a memory of it?
00:11:27.000 I think so.
00:11:28.000 Because there's some scientists that think that things have memories.
00:11:30.000 It's a weird, impossible-to-prove idea.
00:11:34.000 Okay, well when you die, did you know that you're on the table?
00:11:38.000 You die, and if the table is, you're being weighed as you die, it goes down a number.
00:11:44.000 What's the number?
00:11:45.000 21 grams.
00:11:45.000 It's not real.
00:11:46.000 Huh?
00:11:46.000 That's not real.
00:11:47.000 It's not true.
00:11:48.000 No, it's one of those things that people always say.
00:11:50.000 You sure?
00:11:50.000 Yeah, there's no way of really measuring.
00:11:52.000 Oh man, you just burst my balloon.
00:11:53.000 Fuck you.
00:11:54.000 Hold on, man.
00:11:54.000 It's one of those hippie things that people...
00:11:57.000 It's one of those hippie things that people love to say.
00:11:59.000 You sure?
00:11:59.000 Pretty sure.
00:12:00.000 Jamie, why don't you Google it?
00:12:01.000 But I'm pretty sure that's not real.
00:12:03.000 Anyway, I believe in that.
00:12:04.000 I do too, sometimes.
00:12:04.000 I walked in the room and like, check this out.
00:12:07.000 So if...
00:12:08.000 One of my favorite Hendrix songs.
00:12:11.000 Well, are you experienced, right?
00:12:13.000 Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.
00:12:16.000 Meanwhile, you walk on stage and go, fuck me.
00:12:19.000 These edibles.
00:12:21.000 I walk in here and go, fuck me, I didn't do my nails.
00:12:24.000 And these edibles.
00:12:25.000 You used to do all kinds of crazy shit.
00:12:28.000 What do you mean?
00:12:29.000 Drugs?
00:12:30.000 Drug-wise.
00:12:30.000 Well, fuck yeah.
00:12:31.000 Of course.
00:12:32.000 Well, yeah.
00:12:32.000 While you were being born, I was walking around New York City with John Belushi, knocking on everybody's door to get some blow.
00:12:40.000 I mean, we were good friends.
00:12:43.000 It's what you did back then.
00:12:44.000 I believed that...
00:12:47.000 In the spirit of music was, think of it this way.
00:12:50.000 Why do you think they're called booze spirits?
00:12:53.000 And when you listen to your favorite song, you want to fuck your wife.
00:12:57.000 I think that spirits, you know, wherever it takes you, whatever feeling it is, whatever.
00:13:03.000 When I went to Muscle Shoals, I put my hand on the wood.
00:13:07.000 I felt the room because I knew that Little Richard stood right in front of me.
00:13:12.000 All I gotta do is close my eyes and go back in time for a second.
00:13:16.000 I did a song with...
00:13:19.000 Roots Rock Reggae!
00:13:21.000 Play the funky music!
00:13:23.000 And it was...
00:13:24.000 Shit.
00:13:25.000 See, I don't have a long-term memory.
00:13:27.000 Who did that song?
00:13:28.000 Come on, help me.
00:13:29.000 Play the funky music, White Boy?
00:13:31.000 No.
00:13:32.000 Roots Rock Reggae.
00:13:33.000 Roots Rock Reggae.
00:13:35.000 Who's the best reggae artist of all time?
00:13:38.000 Bob Marley.
00:13:38.000 Bob Marley.
00:13:39.000 Okay, his son calls me up and goes, you gotta do the song.
00:13:42.000 I go in, they put on the two-inch tape, Oxide, the old-fashioned two-inch tape, and I'm in there ready to sing, right?
00:13:50.000 And they start rolling, and I'm listening.
00:13:52.000 I got everything turned up, and I hear Bob walk into the studio.
00:13:58.000 I hear the drummer sit down at the drum set and his stool squeaks.
00:14:02.000 And he farts.
00:14:03.000 No.
00:14:03.000 But you can hear him pick up sticks.
00:14:05.000 You hear the bass player.
00:14:08.000 Fucking around with his bass and talking to Bob Munn.
00:14:11.000 What you fucking, how you feeling today, Munn?
00:14:14.000 And I'm in the room with Bob Marley.
00:14:16.000 So what is spirit if that's not it?
00:14:18.000 I made them play that back again for me because I just closed my eyes and you're in the room with Bob Marley.
00:14:24.000 Well, there's certainly something, right?
00:14:25.000 When you hear a song, a great song from the past and you get goosebumps and you just feel it inside of you.
00:14:30.000 There's something.
00:14:30.000 You're getting moved.
00:14:31.000 But what does that have to do with booze?
00:14:33.000 I think booze is called spirits because it puts you in that place.
00:14:36.000 Phony.
00:14:37.000 Releases some inhibition.
00:14:39.000 It releases inhibition.
00:14:40.000 It's also a great truth serum, isn't it?
00:14:42.000 It is, but is it false or is it just that it just gets abused?
00:14:45.000 I think it's not false, exactly.
00:14:47.000 It makes you say things you wish you didn't.
00:14:49.000 Then you go, I was lying.
00:14:50.000 I was only fucking around.
00:14:52.000 Well, you could be in love for a moment.
00:14:53.000 Bitch, you know, fuck you, fuck you, man.
00:14:56.000 Oh, that stuff.
00:14:57.000 I thought you meant the nice things.
00:14:58.000 Tell me you never done blow.
00:15:00.000 I've never done blow.
00:15:01.000 Ever?
00:15:01.000 No, unfortunately.
00:15:02.000 You don't drink either?
00:15:03.000 I drink.
00:15:03.000 Okay, cool.
00:15:04.000 Yeah.
00:15:04.000 When I was growing up, my friend's cousin sold blow, and I saw disastrous results, and I was scared off of it when I was very young.
00:15:13.000 Wow, good for you.
00:15:13.000 And then I had some friends that, as I grew older, had blow problems, so I never touched it.
00:15:19.000 See, you're one of them, man.
00:15:20.000 That's beautiful.
00:15:21.000 You're a normie.
00:15:22.000 Normie in some ways, but I've done a lot of different drugs.
00:15:25.000 Believe me, like you said in that last documentary, just joking, you are farthest from the normie.
00:15:33.000 Well, I'm a normie compared to some people.
00:15:35.000 It's smart that you thought not to do that?
00:15:37.000 Yeah.
00:15:37.000 It just seems like one that I would like too much.
00:15:40.000 Yeah.
00:15:41.000 You know, it's one of the reasons why I never fucked with speed either.
00:15:43.000 I feel like I'd be like, now I can get things done.
00:15:45.000 Yeah, but you drink coffee, don't you?
00:15:47.000 Yeah, but it's mild.
00:15:48.000 Coffee doesn't really...
00:15:49.000 That is fucking mild.
00:15:50.000 This man is just mild.
00:15:51.000 What is it?
00:15:53.000 Chameleon, which changes your fucking skin into another color.
00:15:56.000 This is a cold brew.
00:15:57.000 Cold brew coffee.
00:15:58.000 It's just coffee.
00:16:00.000 I mean, this is really not that.
00:16:01.000 It's not coffee.
00:16:02.000 It's called Lucky Jack Nitro Cold Brew Coffee.
00:16:06.000 You might as well just stick this in your arm.
00:16:07.000 I don't think so.
00:16:08.000 Really?
00:16:09.000 Yeah.
00:16:09.000 I mean, I don't know because I've never stuck anything like that in my arm.
00:16:12.000 Neither have I. I'm just saying.
00:16:13.000 I have a feeling that it's not that.
00:16:14.000 It's pretty strong.
00:16:16.000 Actually, it's probably not like what I make in the morning is like...
00:16:20.000 Kona coffee.
00:16:21.000 I love Kona coffee.
00:16:22.000 And I fill that fucker to the top.
00:16:24.000 It's so dark that when you pour it, you can't see through the stream.
00:16:27.000 Yeah.
00:16:28.000 That's when you know you're going on Joe Rogan and gonna spew some shit.
00:16:32.000 Some real shit.
00:16:33.000 Oh fuck.
00:16:33.000 Some hot lava.
00:16:34.000 Hot lava.
00:16:35.000 From Kona.
00:16:36.000 So we did that song.
00:16:38.000 We did Brown Stoker.
00:16:39.000 Me and Nuno Betancourt.
00:16:41.000 And we got all the players from way back then, the horn sections.
00:16:44.000 Got girls to sing it.
00:16:45.000 It's just going to be...
00:16:46.000 Bobby Womack sat in that room.
00:16:49.000 And he did, you know, I used to love you, but it's all over now.
00:16:53.000 That was that day.
00:16:55.000 Marvin Gaye.
00:16:56.000 I'm in this room with all his tape.
00:16:58.000 So if you're a musician, you feel the vibes.
00:17:01.000 If you're comedic and you go to the comedy store, you feel like you're walking around in placenta.
00:17:09.000 Yeah, there's not a recording spot for comedians.
00:17:11.000 You know, you guys have a bunch of performing spots, but you also have recording spots.
00:17:15.000 We only really have performing spots.
00:17:18.000 Yeah, that's cool.
00:17:19.000 We record in those performing spots.
00:17:22.000 But I'm performing.
00:17:23.000 Yeah.
00:17:24.000 I mean, I go into...
00:17:25.000 I just had these on last night, fixing the lyrics.
00:17:29.000 And when you have them on, you're listening to the track.
00:17:34.000 It's something you can't explain.
00:17:36.000 Nobody understands that.
00:17:37.000 And it's akin to tripping on acid.
00:17:40.000 It's akin to being drunk and sucking face with a girl and making out with her.
00:17:45.000 It's akin to...
00:17:47.000 Watching your kids be born.
00:17:48.000 It's an elevated experience.
00:17:50.000 It's way elevated.
00:17:51.000 And if you buy it and you push the top floor like I do, way past the penthouse.
00:17:57.000 Boom.
00:17:58.000 Well, I know you do it.
00:18:00.000 That's why I'm reading this off.
00:18:01.000 Okay.
00:18:02.000 This is a day.
00:18:02.000 This is a day.
00:18:04.000 This is, well, it was a month.
00:18:05.000 Well, whatever it is.
00:18:06.000 And also, you've been doing this a long time.
00:18:08.000 This is like a life.
00:18:10.000 I mean, the reason why you don't have any memory is because you probably filled all your hard drive space with crazy experiences.
00:18:16.000 Well said.
00:18:18.000 I have forgotten more than most people could ever remember.
00:18:20.000 How could you not?
00:18:21.000 How the fuck could you remember everything you've ever done?
00:18:23.000 Go talk to a farmer about some shit that happened in the 50s.
00:18:26.000 Oh, that was the day that a cow wouldn't give us milk.
00:18:29.000 They remember.
00:18:30.000 Well, there's two things going on here.
00:18:32.000 I'm surrounded by people that always remind me.
00:18:35.000 That's good, too.
00:18:36.000 You got a good team.
00:18:37.000 Yeah.
00:18:37.000 And sometimes I got to be on.
00:18:40.000 Like live on The Tonight Show.
00:18:41.000 Right.
00:18:42.000 This thing I did, what was it, with that beautiful blonde?
00:18:46.000 Entertainment Tonight.
00:18:48.000 I just watched it back.
00:18:49.000 I thought, that's the best interview I think I've ever done.
00:18:52.000 Because she looked me square in the eye.
00:18:54.000 She was beautiful.
00:18:55.000 She asked the just right questions.
00:18:57.000 And it was just perfect.
00:18:59.000 And you gotta be on in those moments.
00:19:01.000 Yes.
00:19:02.000 That's all.
00:19:02.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:19:03.000 Me too.
00:19:05.000 Do you miss being not sober?
00:19:08.000 Sometimes.
00:19:08.000 Sometimes?
00:19:09.000 Yeah.
00:19:11.000 Yeah, I miss...
00:19:13.000 What's the pros and cons?
00:19:16.000 That if I do, I'll wind up doing too much.
00:19:19.000 For sure?
00:19:20.000 For sure.
00:19:20.000 I can't control it.
00:19:22.000 It's just the way you are.
00:19:23.000 Just the way I am.
00:19:25.000 And I don't want to push it again.
00:19:27.000 Because when I get that way, my kids don't talk to me.
00:19:30.000 I get a divorce.
00:19:32.000 I'm thrown out of my own band.
00:19:34.000 Right, right.
00:19:34.000 What else?
00:19:36.000 I lose everything.
00:19:37.000 I mean, it's happened enough times for me to finally realize, you know what?
00:19:42.000 It's not worth it.
00:19:43.000 Right.
00:19:44.000 You know?
00:19:45.000 I get it.
00:19:46.000 You understand what I'm saying?
00:19:46.000 Yeah.
00:19:47.000 And I got a lot of beautiful friends.
00:19:48.000 I got a beautiful bunch of friends.
00:19:53.000 To keep me in line, you know, I got two sponsors, one on the West Coast, one on the East Coast.
00:19:58.000 That I call up all the time and go, I want to get so fucked up right now.
00:20:02.000 How does that work when you call them out?
00:20:03.000 What do they say?
00:20:04.000 Don't do it, Steven!
00:20:05.000 No, no.
00:20:06.000 Do they ever say, fuck, dude, I do too, but I keep it together?
00:20:09.000 Exactly.
00:20:09.000 That's what they say?
00:20:10.000 They'll just say, what else is new?
00:20:11.000 Do you guys ever talk about it the way fat people talk about food they used to eat?
00:20:15.000 No, because we don't do that, what is it called, looking back and digging into the dinosaur shit.
00:20:20.000 No, we don't do that.
00:20:21.000 But you do, if you go to like an AA meeting, they do get up and tell awesome stories about getting fucked up, right?
00:20:27.000 See, when you get sober, if you don't continue your aftercare by going to a couple meetings every now and then, you're going to wind up using again.
00:20:36.000 Really?
00:20:36.000 Especially someone like me who watched Janis Joplin up there, okay?
00:20:42.000 1968. I'm in a high school.
00:20:46.000 She's got bangles and beads like this shit on.
00:20:48.000 She's drinking Southern Comfort and she's spitting and using the F word.
00:20:53.000 Smoking cigarettes.
00:20:58.000 She was a powerful woman.
00:20:59.000 And you're watching her.
00:20:59.000 And she's fucking the power in song.
00:21:03.000 Take another little piece of my heart now.
00:21:05.000 That's why I covered that on my country album.
00:21:08.000 Yeah.
00:21:09.000 Yeah.
00:21:10.000 To this day, I listen to that song at least once every couple months.
00:21:13.000 I just put that in the headphones.
00:21:14.000 So you see what songs can do for you?
00:21:18.000 Yeah.
00:21:18.000 Well, when you grew up in the 60s, and what we did was we experimented.
00:21:24.000 I mean, if you think about what they tell us, Christopher Columbus discovered America.
00:21:28.000 No, the bow of his boat was full of booze, and he fucked Queen Elizabeth or whoever.
00:21:33.000 She goes, oh, good boy, you know.
00:21:36.000 And she sent him on his way with some money and said, bring me back some countries.
00:21:39.000 You think?
00:21:41.000 And by the way, he wasn't the first person here.
00:21:43.000 That's what America wants us to believe.
00:21:45.000 But anyway, so Christopher Columbus, he's got that in his head to go check shit out.
00:21:50.000 Right.
00:21:50.000 He's drinking.
00:21:51.000 He's going by the stars at night.
00:21:53.000 It's kind of like that.
00:21:54.000 It's like you never took LSD. I've taken acid.
00:21:58.000 Okay, so then you know it.
00:21:59.000 You look out.
00:22:00.000 We used to take acid in high school, and we'd go to these...
00:22:05.000 A ski slope in the summertime, right?
00:22:07.000 Beautiful green hills going up and we'd ride the chairlift stoned as fuck.
00:22:12.000 And we got our stuff from San Francisco, from Mousley.
00:22:16.000 I would call him up and go, dude, more colors.
00:22:21.000 More colors!
00:22:22.000 Ray Thurban was going to kill me, but that's what...
00:22:24.000 So you understand that that's just...
00:22:26.000 It's like...
00:22:29.000 You know, is it fucked up and it's drugs?
00:22:31.000 Yeah, but you're also...
00:22:32.000 It's like, I'd love to do ayahuasca.
00:22:34.000 But you can't.
00:22:36.000 Maybe my bucket list.
00:22:38.000 And that's what I'll talk to my sponsor about.
00:22:40.000 Hey, I got this...
00:22:42.000 I'm in Maui.
00:22:43.000 Maybe I've been here too long, but...
00:22:46.000 Over in Hana, they're doing ayahuasca.
00:22:48.000 I saw that you were at Ram Dass' place, because you were there with my friend Duncan Trussell.
00:22:53.000 Hell yeah!
00:22:54.000 Yeah.
00:22:55.000 Yeah, Duncan sent me a picture of you guys together.
00:22:57.000 Do you know, I went back and they had a silent auction, and I, you know, I know Ram Dass.
00:23:02.000 He's a beautiful Jewish kid from Long Island.
00:23:05.000 Long Island?
00:23:07.000 And he became what he did.
00:23:09.000 Talk about spirituality.
00:23:10.000 So, I'm at the silent auction, and I bought this and that and this and one of these Mellotron type thing that you squeeze box, you squeeze the fingers and play it.
00:23:24.000 And when I left there, a guy comes over and says, you just bought the first edition of his book in his own handwriting.
00:23:30.000 You just bought his...
00:23:32.000 I forget what the hell those things are called.
00:23:37.000 Not an accordion, right?
00:23:40.000 It's an accordion type thing.
00:23:42.000 Like an accordion.
00:23:43.000 And I got to listen to Ram Dass talk and sat right in front of him.
00:23:50.000 What a trip.
00:23:51.000 Yeah, he's a trip.
00:23:52.000 I need to meet him before he leaves this earth.
00:23:55.000 Yeah.
00:23:55.000 Duncan raves about him.
00:23:57.000 Yep.
00:23:57.000 So what were you doing there?
00:23:58.000 You obviously have an interest in psychedelic experiences, but you are wary about Attempting them at this stage after your sobriety?
00:24:10.000 Would I love to trip again?
00:24:12.000 Yeah, I would.
00:24:13.000 Do you think you could do it?
00:24:14.000 Maybe it's getting fucked up that's the bad thing.
00:24:19.000 Just getting fucked up.
00:24:21.000 Just getting drunk and coked up.
00:24:23.000 Maybe that's the problem.
00:24:25.000 In a shamanic ceremony, maybe it wouldn't be a problem at all.
00:24:29.000 Here's the deal.
00:24:30.000 It's all one thing.
00:24:32.000 Getting fucked up, shamanic, whatever.
00:24:34.000 If you're taking drugs and you're fucked up, you're fucked up.
00:24:37.000 Doesn't matter if it's shamanic or not.
00:24:38.000 If you get high, and that tweaks that little thing in my brain that goes, here I go.
00:24:45.000 Remember, I got high for 30 years.
00:24:48.000 I'm from the 60s.
00:24:50.000 With the best of them, I got high.
00:24:53.000 And it took them down.
00:24:55.000 Some of them, most of them.
00:24:56.000 You came through it remarkably unscathed, if you think about it.
00:24:59.000 Yeah.
00:25:00.000 Thank you, God.
00:25:02.000 It's pretty amazing.
00:25:02.000 Thank you, God.
00:25:04.000 Thank you, God.
00:25:06.000 Think about that one.
00:25:07.000 Yeah, think about that one.
00:25:08.000 We could talk for two hours about times I did shit and almost died.
00:25:12.000 Oh, sure.
00:25:13.000 And then I could also tell you how many times I took shit and wrote things like...
00:25:22.000 I'm listening to this guitar lick that Joe's playing.
00:25:25.000 He did an interview here with you.
00:25:27.000 But he didn't tell you how in his fucking sleep he would play these riffs.
00:25:31.000 And I come down the hallway because, you know, as I see it, of course, not as they see it, But as I see it, we were up in New England, and he was playing at a place, and I mowed the lawn at my parents' place, and I quit my last band, and I was fucking a la-hoo-zer.
00:25:50.000 I was crying.
00:25:51.000 I was in no more bands.
00:25:52.000 The dream was over.
00:25:53.000 He drives up in an MG, we go, and he's playing that night.
00:25:57.000 I swear to God, this happened.
00:25:59.000 And so we decided to move down to Boston, but all in an apartment, because I thought...
00:26:06.000 I knew why those bands didn't make it, but I knew in my heart that if I had a bro in a band, Like a Mick and a Keith.
00:26:14.000 Like the Kinks.
00:26:16.000 Dave and, you know, Ray.
00:26:19.000 Any of those bands, they had, you know, it was two guys that were really tight.
00:26:24.000 They'd feed off each other.
00:26:25.000 They'd fed off each other.
00:26:26.000 Exactly.
00:26:27.000 So we moved down there.
00:26:28.000 I got really tight with Joe.
00:26:30.000 I'd hear him.
00:26:31.000 We'd get so schwacked.
00:26:34.000 So stoned on Boone's Farm.
00:26:36.000 You know, and we'd, I mean, fucking...
00:26:41.000 I said, what do you say?
00:26:42.000 What'd you say?
00:26:43.000 Anyway, but he would play these licks.
00:26:44.000 They were so fucking...
00:26:46.000 For every song you've ever heard, Sweet Emotion, every one of those licks, walk this way.
00:26:52.000 There's 20 that got lost in the ether.
00:26:56.000 Right.
00:26:56.000 20 that got lost in ether.
00:26:58.000 So I went out and bought a little thing called a tape recorder back then.
00:27:01.000 Remember, this was 71. You know, a lot of shit wasn't, no phones, no cell phones.
00:27:05.000 So I would record that shit.
00:27:08.000 And so anyway, where are we going with this?
00:27:10.000 That's where these songs came from.
00:27:12.000 And stuff would come out of my head while I was...
00:27:16.000 Like, sweet emotion.
00:27:21.000 Wait, whoa, fuck, get me paper and pen.
00:27:23.000 I write that shit down.
00:27:24.000 Suddenly, whoops, on the radio.
00:27:28.000 See, so I use that place that you get, you go to, and you eat edibles.
00:27:33.000 Do you ever write some of your routines when you're in animals?
00:27:35.000 Oh, for sure.
00:27:35.000 Yeah, I record them.
00:27:36.000 Well, there you go.
00:27:36.000 Yeah, no, for sure.
00:27:37.000 Well, and also, check this out, the best part of it is, when I got sober, I started writing even better shit.
00:27:45.000 I'd go in a room with four guys and say, we're going in to write a hit, we're going to stay in this fucking room until we do, or until we can't stay in each other's smell.
00:27:54.000 And we would leave in seven hours with a fucking song.
00:27:58.000 And a good one.
00:28:00.000 And one that would live way past all of us.
00:28:02.000 Check that shit out.
00:28:04.000 What did it feel like when you did have these drunken stoned moments when you came up with a song like Sweet Emotion or a riff and then all of a sudden you're listening to it on the radio?
00:28:14.000 How fucking surreal is that?
00:28:16.000 What is that like?
00:28:18.000 I remember we used to go up to...
00:28:20.000 First of all, most of our first stuff was recorded down in Hell's Kitchen.
00:28:28.000 In New York, at the record plant.
00:28:30.000 You know, John Lennon had a studio upstairs and we were down in Studio A with Jack Douglas.
00:28:36.000 So we went from there for the 70s, and then end of the 70s, I had done every drug on the planet that I could because I thought it was cool, and if I didn't, I wouldn't be cool.
00:28:47.000 And those were the kind of people I hung out with.
00:28:49.000 You can't do that, dude.
00:28:50.000 You ain't fucking shit, man.
00:28:54.000 Then you get early 80s, totally fubar.
00:28:58.000 84, 85, 86. What was 80s?
00:29:01.000 Coke?
00:29:03.000 A lot of the hard stuff.
00:29:04.000 Yeah, 70s.
00:29:05.000 Snorting heroin, snorting coke.
00:29:07.000 So 60s and 70s was?
00:29:09.000 60s was weed, right?
00:29:11.000 Drinking.
00:29:12.000 Getting jiggy with the stuff that was happening with the English invasion.
00:29:17.000 Listening to Elvis and checking your shit out.
00:29:20.000 Then what about the 70s?
00:29:23.000 Seventies, finally.
00:29:24.000 Well, 65, 64, I was a drummer in a band at school, you know, the school drummer.
00:29:34.000 Then I bought a set of drums because I wasn't getting looked at and made fun of and called, you know, lipo and lipo-ania and got beat up after school.
00:29:45.000 I thought, if we get a little band together, play at lunch, that'd be really cool.
00:29:52.000 We were called the Maniacs.
00:29:53.000 So we played at lunch, and I went, holy shit, Marsha Resnick is talking to me now.
00:30:00.000 Holy shit.
00:30:01.000 And I feel cool.
00:30:02.000 Do you remember her name?
00:30:02.000 Ah, whatever.
00:30:03.000 Isn't it funny?
00:30:04.000 There's always one girl from high school.
00:30:05.000 Jill Ellsworth.
00:30:06.000 That was her.
00:30:08.000 And she looked at me, and no one did before.
00:30:10.000 What's no different than any other human?
00:30:14.000 Then 65, 66, 67, Chain Reaction, 68, The Strangers.
00:30:19.000 69 was Woodstock.
00:30:22.000 I went early and left three days later.
00:30:24.000 I still have a Coca-Cola cooler.
00:30:28.000 The day it was over, okay?
00:30:30.000 We tried to start with the car and too much water got in the gas.
00:30:33.000 We couldn't get lost.
00:30:35.000 And everybody left and all their tents and all the sleeping bags were just left there.
00:30:42.000 Hundreds of acres of tents.
00:30:44.000 There's no pictures of it.
00:30:45.000 I walked around and I thought, you know, so I stole a Coke cooler.
00:30:49.000 And I still have that to this day.
00:30:50.000 You still have it?
00:30:51.000 Oh, yeah.
00:30:52.000 Was it from Coca-Cola?
00:30:54.000 It was a Coca-Cola cooler that you brought your shit in.
00:30:58.000 With an opener on the side.
00:31:00.000 But I remember walking down this path that was called Groovy Way.
00:31:05.000 And I stole this banner off the trees.
00:31:10.000 Which we used for Aerosmith in the beginning.
00:31:14.000 I had these girls duplicated, so it was two guys looking at each other, you know, smoking a joint, and that was the Aerosmith thing in the beginning.
00:31:22.000 But when I was at Woodstock, I'm walking down Groovy Way, and it was where Ken Kesey and the Pranksters had all their buses.
00:31:32.000 So I'm tripping on acid, and these helicopters are coming by with 500 pounds of hot dogs, and they're dropping them.
00:31:40.000 They're dropping them in the field, and you hear this...
00:31:43.000 And I'll show you not.
00:31:44.000 And then another giant pile of pots and pans to cook the hot dogs.
00:31:51.000 I mean, it was a disaster area.
00:31:54.000 Woodstock.
00:31:54.000 You know this, right?
00:31:55.000 Yeah.
00:31:56.000 Anyway, so I grabbed the pots and pans, and I started...
00:32:00.000 And some other guy walks over, and he's going...
00:32:10.000 Another guy comes over and he starts doing this.
00:32:13.000 By the time I was done, an hour later, there was 50 people banging on every pot that was there.
00:32:20.000 That was a moment.
00:32:21.000 Then when I got up from that, tripping my ass off, I walked down a path and walking towards me was one guy.
00:32:28.000 And it was Joey Kramer, my drummer, who I knew from high school.
00:32:33.000 But that I met there.
00:32:34.000 Later on to become, I was the drummer for Aerosmith in the beginning, so move forward now, 60 to 70. All the bands that broke up, I went up to Sunapee.
00:32:45.000 I was mowing the lawn at a place called Traorico, my family place, that I did my whole life.
00:32:50.000 That's what I do.
00:32:51.000 I'm a country boy.
00:32:52.000 360 acres that my Italian family bought that came over from Calabria in 1890. Five brothers that were musicians.
00:33:04.000 So they worked in New York City.
00:33:06.000 They made a little money.
00:33:07.000 So for four grand, they bought 300 acres.
00:33:10.000 So every year of my life when I was born in fucking 1948...
00:33:15.000 I mean, it's like, how...
00:33:19.000 You know, I know I was 70 a couple months ago, but...
00:33:23.000 I feel like...
00:33:24.000 I just...
00:33:25.000 When people would say that, it was like, what?
00:33:26.000 What?
00:33:27.000 My daughter, Chelsea, would say, it's a big one, Dad.
00:33:30.000 You've got to stay here.
00:33:31.000 We've got to celebrate it.
00:33:33.000 I have no concept of time.
00:33:36.000 I feel like, on one hand, I've lived 300 lives already.
00:33:41.000 On the other, I feel like, what's that number?
00:33:45.000 That's a fuck of a big number.
00:33:47.000 Does it feel like it just happened?
00:33:49.000 Oh, definitely.
00:33:50.000 You look back and think of Aerosmith's first gigs and feel like, God, that just feels like a couple of years ago.
00:33:56.000 A couple of years ago.
00:33:57.000 A couple years ago.
00:33:59.000 That's the thing about Aerosmith.
00:34:00.000 Okay, so we went up and signed up.
00:34:02.000 He drove by in his MGE and his glasses with white tape in the middle.
00:34:05.000 I'm telling you, man.
00:34:07.000 Hair down to here.
00:34:09.000 Come on, man.
00:34:09.000 Come hear my band.
00:34:10.000 So I went and heard him.
00:34:11.000 It was a Joe Perry project.
00:34:13.000 No, it was the jam band.
00:34:16.000 Joe Perry jam band.
00:34:19.000 And they were...
00:34:20.000 They only had one song that was good.
00:34:22.000 I won't get into it, but...
00:34:23.000 Because they couldn't, you know, they weren't in tune and shit.
00:34:27.000 But they played Rattlesnake Shake, you know, by Mick Fleawood, you know, Fleawood Mack.
00:34:35.000 And when I heard that, I sat there and I went, life flashed.
00:34:39.000 All the bands that I was in, that I broke up, I know why.
00:34:43.000 And I knew that if I take all the shit that I know, And put it into that and try to carve that shit out.
00:34:48.000 If we can live together, smoke weed together, fuck girls together in the same apartment, we'll have it.
00:34:54.000 And all I want to do is get my fucking toe on the door.
00:34:57.000 That's all I ever wanted to do.
00:34:59.000 If I could just get into the comedy club.
00:35:02.000 Look into my eyes.
00:35:04.000 Yeah.
00:35:05.000 I know that feeling.
00:35:05.000 Fuck yeah.
00:35:06.000 Yeah.
00:35:07.000 So, we moved to Boston and I'm the drummer.
00:35:11.000 And one day...
00:35:13.000 Ray Tobano, a guitar player at the time, walks in and he goes, hey, I got a friend of yours, because I didn't really want to play the drums.
00:35:19.000 You're behind everybody, you know?
00:35:21.000 You get pissed off.
00:35:23.000 Your wife wonders why you're not on the cover or something, right?
00:35:26.000 Because I want to be the lead singer, because I want to get laid.
00:35:31.000 Well, what do you want to do?
00:35:32.000 Well, Tommy Lee was the drummer.
00:35:35.000 Oh, well, he had a fucking 12-inch cock.
00:35:37.000 That helped.
00:35:38.000 Okay, that helped.
00:35:39.000 He's a good-looking guy, too.
00:35:40.000 Hi, my name is Tommy Lee.
00:35:42.000 Right.
00:35:43.000 That helps.
00:35:44.000 But they have to see it first to know.
00:35:46.000 And believe me, he showed it.
00:35:51.000 We used to...
00:35:54.000 We were up in Vancouver doing our best records.
00:36:00.000 And Nicky Six, a dear friend of mine, he was in Maui with me.
00:36:04.000 And I said, you know what, man?
00:36:05.000 We've got to climb to the top of that hill.
00:36:08.000 You've got to stop smoking.
00:36:09.000 And we did.
00:36:09.000 We climbed to the very top of the hill.
00:36:11.000 Right above Nude Beach, Little Beach and Big Beach.
00:36:13.000 Anyway, it's like this.
00:36:15.000 He was like...
00:36:16.000 So we quit smoking.
00:36:20.000 And he got sober.
00:36:21.000 We went to a meeting that night and everything.
00:36:23.000 I got up to Vancouver and they're in Studio B. We're in Studio A. He's with Bob Rock.
00:36:31.000 They're producing this album called...
00:36:33.000 I don't know what.
00:36:34.000 They asked me to sing on it and...
00:36:36.000 Dr. Feelgood, right?
00:36:40.000 And the fucking record...
00:36:42.000 It was one of the first times...
00:36:44.000 Musicians, when you get your shit put on a Pro Tools and it gets fixed, it ain't you anymore.
00:36:50.000 See, I'm from the old school where if you practice and get good, you're good.
00:36:54.000 So what you did at the Comedy Store the first time, you could do in your basement in front of your kids.
00:36:58.000 Be just as good.
00:37:01.000 Don't you think?
00:37:01.000 Yeah, so Pro Tools for musicians, it's like...
00:37:04.000 It makes you good.
00:37:05.000 It can take your vocal and fix it.
00:37:09.000 It can take your drums and fix it to a grid.
00:37:12.000 Does that bother you?
00:37:15.000 What are you going to do about it?
00:37:16.000 But it does make the music sound better, but...
00:37:19.000 Yeah, but listen to Charlie Watts.
00:37:20.000 Right, right.
00:37:21.000 He drags so beautifully in Keith Richards.
00:37:24.000 But that was my point.
00:37:25.000 There's something missing from that, right?
00:37:27.000 Well, yeah.
00:37:27.000 The soul's gone.
00:37:28.000 Yeah.
00:37:29.000 Because now it's computerized, and even though it's really good...
00:37:32.000 It's still not the same as listening to James Brown.
00:37:35.000 Just think about this.
00:37:37.000 Yeah, they got a new song, each band.
00:37:38.000 Right.
00:37:39.000 But yeah, if they're all using Pro Tools and fixing shit, yeah, it's the same sound coming out.
00:37:44.000 Right.
00:37:45.000 Now, maybe a different singer.
00:37:46.000 But it's the same feeling, right?
00:37:48.000 And by the way, you can do it really professionally.
00:37:50.000 In my eyes, some of my dear friends, Marty Fredrickson, Nuno Betancourt, these fuckers get behind it and...
00:37:58.000 Ready for your vocal?
00:37:59.000 Yeah.
00:38:00.000 Yeah.
00:38:00.000 We'll come up with a...
00:38:02.000 Done.
00:38:09.000 Recorded.
00:38:09.000 They move it there, they move it there, they move it there.
00:38:11.000 They got the drums.
00:38:12.000 They go, listen, you think we got a song?
00:38:14.000 And I go, you think?
00:38:17.000 That's how easy it is.
00:38:18.000 Right.
00:38:20.000 And I've done that many times.
00:38:21.000 Do you miss the raw, no changing, no adjusting, no enhancing?
00:38:28.000 No, no, no, wait a minute.
00:38:29.000 I've done that many times.
00:38:30.000 Of course.
00:38:31.000 I've taken, like, what did I do that on?
00:38:34.000 Pink.
00:38:35.000 I'm down in Florida.
00:38:38.000 I'm at the Marlin Hotel.
00:38:39.000 Wow.
00:38:41.000 I'm living in a room.
00:38:42.000 I'm sober, as can be.
00:38:45.000 When I say that, that means like when the sun went down, I turned the light on and it started raining.
00:38:53.000 Pink is my new obsession.
00:38:59.000 Pink ain't even no question.
00:39:05.000 Pink, on the lips of your lover, That's how it went.
00:39:17.000 So I did that until the sun came up and I turned the light off.
00:39:23.000 So I used that time period at night for the whole album.
00:39:26.000 That whole album was...
00:39:27.000 I wrote everything at night when I was...
00:39:28.000 I would get so tired, I'd feel stoned.
00:39:30.000 And I would write.
00:39:32.000 And then I would take the lyrics of Pink, and I wrote seven verses, which only needed three.
00:39:40.000 But I wrote seven.
00:39:42.000 Aerosmith's Biggest Secret.
00:39:43.000 Wrote 21 songs.
00:39:45.000 Only put 14 on an album.
00:39:47.000 Hello?
00:39:48.000 Pick the best out of 21?
00:39:50.000 Right.
00:39:50.000 You can have a good album.
00:39:51.000 Right.
00:39:52.000 That's like you going somewhere for three months, writing your new fucking skit.
00:39:55.000 Your new skit.
00:39:57.000 And you get, you hit on, you be doing your edibles or whatever gets you off.
00:40:01.000 You hit on three fucking incredible things.
00:40:03.000 Yeah.
00:40:04.000 You write them through.
00:40:05.000 You come back and if you want to, you can do all three if you want to.
00:40:09.000 On your worst day, the worst one is great.
00:40:12.000 Because you're Joe Rogan.
00:40:14.000 You already know what good is.
00:40:15.000 You know what funny is.
00:40:16.000 You know how to make that, you know how to weave something together.
00:40:19.000 Alright, so I put, and this would be before Pro Tools, a thing called ADATs.
00:40:25.000 And so the guy we're working with says, sing that chorus.
00:40:31.000 Sing that verse.
00:40:34.000 And so we already had the chorus.
00:40:35.000 I sang that verse.
00:40:37.000 He just put that verse in where all the verses go.
00:40:41.000 And I listened back and I went, fuck!
00:40:43.000 We got such a great song here.
00:40:45.000 That's how I use Pro Tools.
00:40:47.000 I don't use it to manipulate.
00:40:49.000 I'll never fix my vocal.
00:40:51.000 But your vocals, there's something about your vocals that you wouldn't enhance them if you fixed them.
00:40:56.000 Like, you have a raw, soulful quality to your voice that if you fucked with that and digitized it, you'd lose all of it.
00:41:04.000 I mean, I'm sure they can do some things, the real artists with Pro Tools and...
00:41:09.000 And move things around, it'll still sound amazing, but there's no errors in your singing.
00:41:14.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:41:15.000 Any crackle or pop, it's just gonna be better.
00:41:18.000 Yeah, when did you learn that?
00:41:19.000 You feel that.
00:41:20.000 As an adult, as a person who doesn't look for perfection, you just look for beauty.
00:41:25.000 You know, perfection is not beauty.
00:41:28.000 No.
00:41:28.000 I mean, it's an unattainable thing.
00:41:30.000 Chase it and you can get excellence.
00:41:32.000 And what's wrong with America right now is everybody's trying to look for that perfection.
00:41:36.000 And stuff fat in their ass.
00:41:38.000 Yeah.
00:41:38.000 Rubber in their lips.
00:41:40.000 That too.
00:41:40.000 Yeah.
00:41:41.000 But there is no perfection.
00:41:42.000 In fact, there's an imperfection.
00:41:46.000 Beauty and imperfection.
00:41:47.000 So listen to the first album.
00:41:49.000 Some of my first songs...
00:41:51.000 It comes once a day on the shade of my window.
00:41:57.000 Bullshit!
00:41:59.000 So I'm watching Janis Joplin.
00:42:01.000 I went, what the fuck?
00:42:03.000 Mick Jagger and fucking Little Richard.
00:42:06.000 The one the Beatles.
00:42:07.000 Me and Bobby McGee.
00:42:09.000 You know, Paul's daughter texts me all the time.
00:42:13.000 She's beautiful.
00:42:14.000 Fucking line of clothes beyond belief.
00:42:17.000 And she goes, Dad's having drinks.
00:42:19.000 Come on over.
00:42:20.000 Uh-oh.
00:42:21.000 So this was three nights ago.
00:42:22.000 Come over with a fat bag of Coke.
00:42:23.000 You can smoke.
00:42:24.000 You spliff all day here with ten bags of Coke and I'll watch it.
00:42:28.000 I just don't do it.
00:42:29.000 I understand.
00:42:30.000 I got that strength, you know what I'm saying?
00:42:32.000 Thank you, Lord.
00:42:33.000 Thank you, God.
00:42:33.000 I appreciate it.
00:42:34.000 So I walk in, and it doesn't mean I don't want to do it while I'm watching this one and that one do it.
00:42:39.000 I get it.
00:42:39.000 I want to crawl up her ass.
00:42:42.000 My friend Doug Stanhope says he's waiting to do heroin right before he dies.
00:42:45.000 Oh, it's fun.
00:42:46.000 I heard it's amazing.
00:42:47.000 Well, think about it.
00:42:48.000 When do they give you morphine?
00:42:49.000 Right before you die.
00:42:50.000 No, no, no.
00:42:52.000 I don't know what that drug is, but they give you something like that, right?
00:42:54.000 They've done that, too.
00:42:55.000 When do they give you morphine?
00:42:56.000 When you're in pain.
00:42:57.000 Exactly.
00:42:58.000 Yeah.
00:42:58.000 And what human isn't in pain all the fucking time?
00:43:01.000 A lot of people are in pain all the time.
00:43:03.000 Those that can't get their shit together and at night they go home and they jerk off and then they drink a beer and they smoke.
00:43:07.000 You know what I mean?
00:43:08.000 Right.
00:43:09.000 It's a little hard for people.
00:43:10.000 They don't make enough money.
00:43:12.000 They vote for Trump.
00:43:14.000 Whatever the fuck's going on in America right now, I can't figure it out.
00:43:17.000 But a lot of people, like I was when I was younger, Are in pain.
00:43:22.000 Yeah.
00:43:22.000 Girlfriends leave you, you're in pain.
00:43:24.000 That white picket fence and the wife, 18 years, she leaves you, you got two kids, I'm in fucking pain.
00:43:32.000 I'm in pain.
00:43:33.000 So what's the best thing to do?
00:43:37.000 Is that the best thing to do, though?
00:43:39.000 No, it's not, but that's why people do it.
00:43:41.000 What is the best thing to do when you're in pain?
00:43:43.000 Well, we have to be a little bit elevated as humans to know what to do in that case.
00:43:47.000 You listen to people like Marianne Williamson.
00:43:53.000 I don't know who she is.
00:43:54.000 You know, she's fucking brilliant.
00:43:57.000 Do you know who she is, Jamie?
00:43:58.000 He doesn't know anything about this.
00:43:59.000 She is fucking...
00:44:00.000 Is she a singer?
00:44:02.000 No, she's just a spiritual person.
00:44:04.000 Oh, she's spiritual.
00:44:05.000 When I got sober, I started listening to her tapes.
00:44:07.000 I'd get on the treadmill in the morning, you know, because I can't even...
00:44:10.000 I don't even feel alive unless I'm out of breath.
00:44:14.000 That's what I get for being a musician.
00:44:16.000 I lose a pound tonight on stage sweating with Aerosmith, right?
00:44:19.000 I'm up there with...
00:44:20.000 Standing next to fucking Joe Perry, really...
00:44:23.000 The last of the real rock stars.
00:44:25.000 You stood across from him.
00:44:27.000 He's a bad motherfucker.
00:44:28.000 I don't know if he was stoned or not with you, but he's...
00:44:32.000 When I get text messages from him, I'm like, holy shit.
00:44:35.000 And I saw him in the beginning, and I knew he was that.
00:44:39.000 He's something special.
00:44:40.000 I knew he was that.
00:44:41.000 He's got a recognizable...
00:44:44.000 There's certain people that have a sound.
00:44:46.000 Joe, he absolutely has a sound.
00:44:49.000 You know who has a sound?
00:44:50.000 Gary Clark Jr. You hear Gary Clark Jr. play guitar, you go, okay.
00:44:55.000 That's a Gary Clark Jr. riff.
00:44:57.000 There's certain people that have a sound.
00:44:59.000 Joe most certainly has a sound.
00:45:01.000 It's like he's expressing himself through that guitar in a very recognizable way.
00:45:07.000 You know?
00:45:08.000 You two together, man, what a fucking combination that was with his guitar and your voice.
00:45:13.000 And here's the trip.
00:45:15.000 In the beginning, you know, the first album, people have said, who's singing on the second album?
00:45:21.000 Because on the second album, I kind of sing like that.
00:45:23.000 Kind of like that Pee Wee Herman.
00:45:25.000 Mmm, chocolatey.
00:45:27.000 What are you doing?
00:45:29.000 Because I want to sound black.
00:45:31.000 What the fuck?
00:45:32.000 I'm not stupid.
00:45:33.000 I get it.
00:45:33.000 I wanted to put some fucking soul in my voice.
00:45:37.000 I knew I had it.
00:45:39.000 So you're trying to force it out like a baby?
00:45:41.000 No, no.
00:45:42.000 What I learned was, you know, like from Nat King Cole.
00:45:47.000 It's the kind of music I listened to when I was a kid.
00:45:49.000 When I met Natalie, I walked up behind her and I went...
00:45:53.000 She went...
00:46:03.000 No one has sung that ever to me except my daddy.
00:46:06.000 His dad passed, obviously, way before, but those are the records I listened to.
00:46:10.000 That was Nat singing his best shit.
00:46:13.000 So you wanted to recreate that.
00:46:15.000 Well, here's what I wanted to sound.
00:46:17.000 I wanted to sound more like Joe Perry was playing.
00:46:20.000 And singing really sweet and nice.
00:46:22.000 Isn't it Dream On?
00:46:23.000 It's sweet and nice.
00:46:24.000 I kind of went there when...
00:46:27.000 We wrote a song on a waterbed.
00:46:28.000 Joe Perry and I were sitting around smoking a big fatty.
00:46:32.000 And Mark Lehman was there.
00:46:34.000 He was our road manager.
00:46:35.000 And Joe goes...
00:46:53.000 I'm looking at him and that was a sentence.
00:46:57.000 He spoke to me and I said, We all live on the edge of town, where we all live in a soul around.
00:47:06.000 People start coming on, we do just a grin and say, we gotta move out, go sit in, moving in.
00:47:12.000 See what I'm saying?
00:47:13.000 So he spoke to me.
00:47:14.000 And you translated it?
00:47:16.000 Yeah.
00:47:17.000 I would listen to the bit.
00:47:19.000 We would sit around and we would jam.
00:47:20.000 That's what we did the best.
00:47:22.000 And we would create this music.
00:47:24.000 And I would put the headphones on later because I'm the lyricist and I wrote the melody.
00:47:29.000 I see when I heard Joe's band, I thought, I'm going to take my dad, Vic Tolerico, who went to Juilliard in New York, and I grew up in the Bronx, 5610 Netherland Avenue, 6G, the apartment, and I grew up under the piano,
00:47:46.000 and my dad would practice every day on a Steinway.
00:47:49.000 So who lived between the notes?
00:47:52.000 Joe.
00:47:53.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:47:54.000 I love your names, Joe.
00:47:55.000 I just love Joe's.
00:47:58.000 Fucking love Joe Perry.
00:47:59.000 Fucking love.
00:48:00.000 You know, he's my bro.
00:48:01.000 You go, hey, Joe, what the fuck, man?
00:48:03.000 It's always been that.
00:48:05.000 So, but anyway, so I took my melody.
00:48:09.000 You know what I hear when I listen to him playing?
00:48:13.000 So when you guys did your second album and you did that sort of affectation, is that how you would call it, of your voice?
00:48:21.000 After you heard it and you listened to people talking about it, did you decide to change it for the next album?
00:48:27.000 I did just go away for a minute, didn't I? I love it when I do that.
00:48:35.000 Yeah.
00:48:36.000 The melody that I learned from my dad and then listening to the music we listen to, you know, Dorsey and Frank Sinatra and Nat King Cole and then Janis Joplin and the Village Fugs, who were the first ones to put on the back of their album Lunatic Vagina.
00:48:56.000 That's who sang the song.
00:48:58.000 It's 61. The Mothers of Invention.
00:49:02.000 These fucking bands.
00:49:03.000 And I went, what?
00:49:04.000 So I thought singing really like my dad taught me in the notes and right on.
00:49:10.000 You know, C, D, E, F, G, A, B, C. You know, whatever the fuck.
00:49:16.000 Wrong.
00:49:17.000 Wrong.
00:49:18.000 Wrong.
00:49:20.000 You gotta, not only that, but if you don't put inflections into it, there ain't no feeling and there ain't no meaning.
00:49:28.000 I got to love you like I do last time, baby!
00:49:33.000 Whoops.
00:49:34.000 Right.
00:49:35.000 You know where you say it.
00:49:37.000 But you have to feel it.
00:49:39.000 It can't be something you're trying to feel.
00:49:41.000 It's got to be something you actually feel.
00:49:42.000 Does that make sense?
00:49:43.000 Yeah, but I think, you know, Joe, hats off to him, man.
00:49:48.000 The way he played his guitar in practice at night, he'd fucking nod out.
00:49:52.000 He'd be sitting in his chair, and the fucking chair, the couch caught on fire.
00:49:55.000 Just I walked in with a pot of water.
00:49:57.000 And he's laying there, ropes full of smoke.
00:49:59.000 I went, Joe, what the fuck, man?
00:50:01.000 And he's playing this riff.
00:50:02.000 And we turned it into a song.
00:50:04.000 This kind of stuff happens so much.
00:50:07.000 And he did it away, too.
00:50:08.000 I mean, fucking A, obviously.
00:50:09.000 You know, Tom Hamilton.
00:50:14.000 Sweet emotion.
00:50:17.000 That's how a band comes together, you know?
00:50:20.000 And I can't tell you any other way than that magic.
00:50:23.000 And every inch of the way, the reason it doesn't feel like I'm 70, and I don't feel the time, and it feels like yesterday, we just started, is because every time I'm on stage, I'm singing those same fucking songs again.
00:50:35.000 Same way.
00:50:36.000 Same feeling.
00:50:37.000 Same looking.
00:50:38.000 Same people.
00:50:39.000 Different people.
00:50:41.000 Different people, but I'm singing those same songs.
00:50:44.000 Do you know the guy that's looking...
00:50:45.000 Anyway, so to answer your question, second album sounds a little bit more raunchy, more in tune with Joe's guitar, and I think we found our sound second album.
00:50:56.000 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th.
00:50:58.000 We got it.
00:50:59.000 But it took that.
00:51:00.000 First album had songs on it like Walking the Dog.
00:51:03.000 Because we ran out of songs.
00:51:06.000 That song we played in clubs.
00:51:08.000 I remember, we had a contract.
00:51:10.000 What are we going to do?
00:51:12.000 So we wrote Moving Out.
00:51:14.000 Then the guys would get stoned and drink Boone's Farm and I'd go, come on you guys, we fucking wrote this song.
00:51:19.000 Fuck you!
00:51:20.000 And flicked their joint at me.
00:51:21.000 So I remember getting pissed off walking out.
00:51:23.000 They hate me when I tell this story, but I remember being really fucking angry, walking out to this piano and writing.
00:51:29.000 One Way Street.
00:51:32.000 I don't play guitar.
00:51:34.000 And I wrote...
00:51:35.000 Make it, don't break it, the first song and the first album.
00:51:39.000 Some great shit, because I feel like, you know, in anger, you know, I didn't know what to do, but I used that.
00:51:47.000 So I wrote a bunch of songs, and I think it lit everybody's fuse.
00:51:52.000 I think that.
00:51:53.000 Joe certainly lit mine.
00:51:55.000 Tom Hamilton, in his outtakes, as he called them, sweet emotion.
00:52:00.000 That's Tom Hamilton.
00:52:02.000 Now, throughout this whole time, were you exercising back then?
00:52:06.000 Did you do things to move around back then?
00:52:09.000 Or were you just living life?
00:52:11.000 Because you say you're always trying to be out of breath.
00:52:14.000 You're always doing things physically.
00:52:15.000 No, no.
00:52:16.000 What I'm saying now is when I started getting sober, I thought, fuck, I got a treadmill and I got into shape.
00:52:21.000 And you didn't do that before you got sober?
00:52:22.000 No, because we were on tour three shows a week.
00:52:25.000 I was 127 pounds.
00:52:28.000 I was just skinny mini and just trying to...
00:52:31.000 There was no MTV. We had to play...
00:52:34.000 Just check this out.
00:52:36.000 You wonder what drugs I took and why.
00:52:38.000 People get enamored by that.
00:52:40.000 But take it out of the picture.
00:52:42.000 We got high.
00:52:42.000 I got high.
00:52:44.000 Because my manager was getting stoned too.
00:52:46.000 They loved it when bands were stoned.
00:52:49.000 Because they could hand us a piece of paper and we would sign it.
00:52:53.000 Oh, 50% of all of our publishing.
00:52:55.000 Thanks, pal.
00:52:57.000 And words like imperpetuity.
00:52:59.000 These fucking managers back then, I can tell you the dark secrets.
00:53:02.000 Please do.
00:53:03.000 You do?
00:53:04.000 You're on a urine?
00:53:04.000 I do.
00:53:05.000 I just told you.
00:53:06.000 The dark secret is they'd get you high and get you to sign contracts.
00:53:09.000 We all got high together.
00:53:10.000 Right.
00:53:10.000 But they knew when you were good and fucked up, you know, here, sign this.
00:53:13.000 No.
00:53:15.000 All managers loved it when their bands were fucked up.
00:53:17.000 Think about it.
00:53:19.000 Hendrix stoned out of his fuck.
00:53:20.000 Here, sign this.
00:53:21.000 Yeah.
00:53:22.000 John Lennon thought, what was his name?
00:53:25.000 The New Broom.
00:53:26.000 When he got a new lawyer and Paul was with Linda.
00:53:29.000 You know It's it's what happens back then you get your confidence today, too, right?
00:53:35.000 I mean the record business has been that way always because artists are impulsive and they're not business wise and People come along and exploit that.
00:53:43.000 Yes.
00:53:43.000 Very impulsive.
00:53:44.000 Yeah to think of what it takes if you study this for a second What does it take for a bunch of guys?
00:53:50.000 We're not in love with each other We love, I love, I really love what you just said.
00:53:57.000 What's your name again, young one?
00:53:58.000 Jamie.
00:53:59.000 Young Jamie.
00:54:00.000 I love what you just said.
00:54:01.000 Can we talk after this?
00:54:03.000 Can I, tell me that again so I can write it down?
00:54:05.000 Sure.
00:54:06.000 See what I mean?
00:54:07.000 You know, so get five guys together.
00:54:09.000 Right.
00:54:09.000 That love what each other's doing.
00:54:10.000 I love the way Joey Kramer plays.
00:54:12.000 Brad Whitford plays guitar like a madman.
00:54:14.000 Joe Perry.
00:54:15.000 Tom Hamilton.
00:54:16.000 You know, to love what these guys do and then write songs.
00:54:21.000 Who are we?
00:54:24.000 Who are we?
00:54:25.000 We're fucking, and writing songs for 48 years?
00:54:30.000 Still?
00:54:31.000 When I turn on the radio on, I hear a sweet emotion.
00:54:35.000 And I hear that fucking song, I don't want, what is it, I don't want to kiss your thing?
00:54:39.000 No, no, I don't want to miss a thing.
00:54:41.000 I just fucking hear, I still turn around and hear that old shit.
00:54:45.000 What magic we had.
00:54:47.000 What magic it takes for David Grohl to sit down and do his scribbling.
00:54:51.000 He's a fucking...
00:54:52.000 For as old as he is, he's 12. I love him.
00:54:55.000 When I walked into Paul McCartney's party, you know...
00:54:59.000 What's his name?
00:55:00.000 Was walking out.
00:55:00.000 Where's Amy?
00:55:01.000 Help.
00:55:02.000 Dr. Dre was walking out.
00:55:05.000 I walked in and there was Ringo, and it was Oprah, and there was...
00:55:10.000 I mean, everybody that I... I live on Maui, so I live there with...
00:55:13.000 You live in Maui?
00:55:14.000 Oh, yeah.
00:55:15.000 Really?
00:55:16.000 Really?
00:55:18.000 What did you say, man?
00:55:19.000 No, because everybody thinks Maui is Maui Waui.
00:55:21.000 Back in 72...
00:55:22.000 Everybody thinks that still?
00:55:23.000 Well, I don't know.
00:55:24.000 In 72...
00:55:24.000 I think they don't think that anymore.
00:55:25.000 I could buy a case of Maui Buds and have it sent right to my house.
00:55:31.000 I did it all the time.
00:55:32.000 From Maui.
00:55:33.000 It was called Maui Waui.
00:55:35.000 I've heard that name before.
00:55:36.000 Anyway, everybody thinks...
00:55:37.000 But you live there right now?
00:55:38.000 I live there right now.
00:55:39.000 What is that like?
00:55:39.000 Okay, look.
00:55:40.000 That's gotta be beautiful.
00:55:41.000 I'm in an old-fashioned band.
00:55:42.000 We all get paid the same.
00:55:46.000 You okay?
00:55:48.000 Oh, what?
00:55:50.000 An old-fashioned fucking band.
00:55:52.000 Who does that?
00:55:53.000 Today, you got Rihanna.
00:55:55.000 How much do you think she makes tonight?
00:55:57.000 I don't know.
00:55:58.000 And the dancers?
00:55:59.000 Compared to...
00:56:00.000 Well, this is a big difference.
00:56:01.000 Rihanna compared to the dancers.
00:56:03.000 And the dancers, and you, and Joe Perry.
00:56:05.000 Well, with the band, we all get paid the same.
00:56:07.000 Right.
00:56:08.000 When I took Idol...
00:56:10.000 Ka-ching!
00:56:12.000 Started making some paper.
00:56:15.000 Yeah, is that why you did it?
00:56:16.000 Everybody made fun of me.
00:56:17.000 And believe me...
00:56:18.000 Did you do it just for the money?
00:56:19.000 No, but...
00:56:21.000 No, you know why I did it?
00:56:23.000 Why?
00:56:23.000 Because I thought nobody knew who I was.
00:56:25.000 Everybody knows this guy.
00:56:29.000 Singing.
00:56:29.000 Nobody knew you as a human.
00:56:31.000 And nobody knows this guy.
00:56:31.000 Oh.
00:56:33.000 So you wanted them to know you as a human.
00:56:35.000 My mom's passed away and she said, you know, they need to see that side of you.
00:56:41.000 You as a person.
00:56:42.000 But you decided that American Idol was the best way to show that?
00:56:45.000 I thought it was the first thing was...
00:56:47.000 I had no managers back then that had the good sense to offer me anything.
00:56:54.000 I got the offer from Marty Fredrickson.
00:56:57.000 How long ago was this?
00:56:59.000 How long have you been on this for?
00:57:01.000 2000...
00:57:05.000 10 and 11?
00:57:06.000 11 to 12. I get to sit next to J-Lo and Randy Jackson, that motherfucker.
00:57:12.000 A beautiful guy.
00:57:14.000 And J-Lo.
00:57:15.000 J-Lo's beautiful too.
00:57:17.000 You know what us men need?
00:57:19.000 I think what everyone needs is the word called incentive.
00:57:21.000 Right?
00:57:22.000 Is it her ass?
00:57:23.000 It was her ass at the time.
00:57:24.000 I'd look at it all the time.
00:57:25.000 But she'd say, you're harassing me.
00:57:27.000 And I'd say, who's ass?
00:57:29.000 Her ass.
00:57:30.000 Yeah, I know.
00:57:31.000 But the funniest fucking thing is we would do, all three of us, and I think that's missing now, but all three of us, you know, to do American Idol, you got to go to Des Moines, Iowa.
00:57:44.000 And in a gym, and you're all set up with a whole crew and, you know, three people with these microphones, you know, the 12-foot mics hanging down over your head like this, and 12 cameras and high-def up your wazoo.
00:58:00.000 And 50, 40 people a day would come through.
00:58:04.000 All these 16-year-old, 17-year-old little trollops with, you know, red lipstick on and push-up bras and going, to dream the American dream.
00:58:15.000 Get out of here!
00:58:16.000 You know, after the 30th, 40th one, you're sitting there doing this.
00:58:21.000 Right.
00:58:22.000 So you need that incentive from each other.
00:58:26.000 And sometimes it will get so...
00:58:28.000 It was just shit burnt out after the 40th person, 50th person.
00:58:32.000 But that's what people like, though.
00:58:34.000 There's something about American Idol.
00:58:35.000 We like really talented people, but we also like people who are delusional.
00:58:39.000 Yeah, and we, trust me, it took me about two weeks to get into it because I told myself, I am never going to tell some young girl who can't sing that she can't sing, get the fuck out of here.
00:58:51.000 Right.
00:58:52.000 Like that other guy.
00:58:53.000 You know what?
00:58:54.000 That Simon guy?
00:58:55.000 Yeah, Simon.
00:58:56.000 I don't like your music, besides which it's country and I don't like country.
00:58:59.000 I heard him say that.
00:59:01.000 That seems not appropriate.
00:59:03.000 But that's also foolish.
00:59:04.000 He's a weird case, isn't he?
00:59:06.000 Because he's not a singer.
00:59:07.000 Well, you know what?
00:59:08.000 Whatever he is, I said, I'm a singer.
00:59:11.000 How can I say that to a girl?
00:59:12.000 It's going to be, there may be some days breastfeeding her baby and wants to sing.
00:59:15.000 Maybe she wants to, her baby's sick and she's sitting on the bed and wants to sing, but J-Lo told her she can't.
00:59:23.000 Right.
00:59:23.000 I didn't have it in me.
00:59:25.000 Well, you shouldn't have it in you.
00:59:27.000 I mean, that's his shtick, right?
00:59:28.000 His shtick is to be a mean guy.
00:59:30.000 Yeah.
00:59:31.000 And people like that.
00:59:32.000 They like that mean guy shit.
00:59:33.000 They would say to me, come on, man.
00:59:36.000 Take it up a notch.
00:59:36.000 Who would say that?
00:59:37.000 That the producers?
00:59:38.000 The producers?
00:59:38.000 You kidding?
00:59:39.000 They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
00:59:40.000 They're the ones who...
00:59:42.000 They got me a couple times ago.
00:59:43.000 Did they?
00:59:44.000 Oh, yeah.
00:59:44.000 They got you to turn it up?
00:59:45.000 And then you feel bad about it.
00:59:47.000 Disingenuous.
00:59:48.000 Well, you know, I mean, like...
00:59:51.000 There would be moments where, I mean, we were burnt.
00:59:55.000 We're in, like I said, Iowa or some Texas.
00:59:59.000 I'd look over and The boom started going like this, right?
01:00:04.000 And I started getting it and they would say, number one!
01:00:07.000 Because it was in the shot, you know?
01:00:10.000 And then so I would whip out a limerick.
01:00:13.000 I'd go, time for a limerick!
01:00:15.000 And stop everybody.
01:00:17.000 Everyone would stop.
01:00:18.000 I'd say something like, you know, I once met a whore from Dallas.
01:00:24.000 She used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
01:00:26.000 They found a vagina in North Carolina and her asshole in Buckingham Palace.
01:00:30.000 And the fucking, you'd see the boom going like this.
01:00:34.000 The place was just enough to bring it up and we'd finish two more and we'd leave.
01:00:38.000 But it was fun like that.
01:00:40.000 And it was a good payday.
01:00:42.000 So when you're asking me to have a house in Maui, yeah.
01:00:45.000 And I was made fun of for doing that.
01:00:47.000 Well, who made fun of you for doing that?
01:00:49.000 Ah, Joe Perry didn't think it was a smart thing.
01:00:51.000 He said, that's one step under Ninja Turtles.
01:00:54.000 And he's my bro, and I read that and I thought, I went, what the fuck am I doing?
01:00:58.000 Joe, keep in mind, when I'm alone by myself, I went...
01:01:02.000 Is he right?
01:01:03.000 When I thought to myself, would Bob Dylan do this?
01:01:07.000 Ooh.
01:01:07.000 Yeah, I had those thoughts.
01:01:09.000 Right.
01:01:10.000 Kind of fucked me up for a minute.
01:01:12.000 But then I went...
01:01:13.000 Dylan doesn't have a house on Maui, does he?
01:01:15.000 No, I didn't have one then.
01:01:16.000 But I wanted one.
01:01:18.000 Got a house.
01:01:19.000 How much money that guy's got?
01:01:20.000 I'm sure.
01:01:21.000 He's got a house everywhere.
01:01:22.000 He's probably got a house on the moon.
01:01:23.000 So I took Idol and I... No, I never...
01:01:25.000 So you bought a house on Maui with the money from Idol.
01:01:28.000 This is where we started.
01:01:29.000 You have kids, right?
01:01:30.000 Your youngest is what?
01:01:31.000 She just turned eight.
01:01:33.000 Eight.
01:01:34.000 Okay.
01:01:34.000 I have my two last kids, Chelsea and Taj.
01:01:39.000 We lived in Marshfield, Massachusetts, and when I could, I would take them to either Disneyland or World or Maui.
01:01:48.000 Go to the Four Seasons and discover.
01:01:51.000 Beautiful.
01:01:51.000 Right?
01:01:51.000 With your kids.
01:01:52.000 Yeah.
01:01:53.000 But every morning, I'd wake up, and I would run to the right and go all the way down to La Perouse, and I'd run back.
01:01:59.000 I think five miles down, five miles back.
01:02:01.000 I always saw this house.
01:02:02.000 I thought, is that where...
01:02:04.000 I didn't know who lived there, but I thought somebody.
01:02:07.000 What's the lead singer in The Grateful Dead?
01:02:09.000 Jerry Garcia?
01:02:11.000 Rumor was he lived there.
01:02:13.000 I kept looking at it, and it just...
01:02:14.000 It was such a beautiful house.
01:02:16.000 But it was ridiculous.
01:02:17.000 Amount of millions, you know?
01:02:19.000 I don't have that.
01:02:20.000 You know, you don't have that when you're in a band.
01:02:22.000 You share all the money.
01:02:24.000 Plus management, publishing...
01:02:26.000 And then that contract you saw when you were stoned.
01:02:28.000 I mean, come on.
01:02:29.000 Right.
01:02:30.000 So you're into MMA. What a segue, right?
01:02:37.000 Beautiful.
01:02:38.000 So I'm looking at...
01:02:39.000 Where the fuck is my notes?
01:02:41.000 Help me, Michelle.
01:02:44.000 I want to talk to you about aliens.
01:02:45.000 Oh, really?
01:02:46.000 Let's go with that.
01:02:47.000 Where the fuck is...
01:02:49.000 You've got a lot of notes in front of you, man.
01:02:52.000 You think?
01:02:52.000 You have absolutely the most notes.
01:02:53.000 I never even finished that week.
01:02:55.000 That's okay.
01:02:56.000 We can do whatever you want, man.
01:02:58.000 No, no, we're good, man.
01:03:00.000 This right here is really important.
01:03:04.000 So...
01:03:05.000 I don't know.
01:03:06.000 What the fuck, man?
01:03:08.000 When did you compile these?
01:03:09.000 This morning.
01:03:11.000 You just decided that...
01:03:12.000 Yeah, I finished the vocal last night at 11. Up at Nuno Bettencourt's house.
01:03:17.000 Got to bed at like...
01:03:18.000 I couldn't sleep until 4. I'm going, Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan.
01:03:22.000 What the fuck?
01:03:23.000 What the fuck?
01:03:24.000 Oh, man.
01:03:25.000 You're sweet, man.
01:03:26.000 You're sweet, too.
01:03:27.000 It's...
01:03:29.000 I mean, what a format.
01:03:31.000 To talk.
01:03:32.000 Truth.
01:03:32.000 Not only that, when people watch your show, they know who's full of shit and who's not.
01:03:37.000 For sure.
01:03:38.000 After a while.
01:03:39.000 Yeah.
01:03:41.000 Yeah.
01:03:42.000 But the ones that are telling the truth?
01:03:44.000 They know that, too.
01:03:45.000 I think you're taking it up a whole shitload of notches.
01:03:49.000 Well, this is what you were saying about American Idol.
01:03:52.000 Before, they knew you as just the guy behind the microphone.
01:03:55.000 You sang songs that touched people and moved people.
01:03:58.000 She just put it right over there.
01:04:01.000 Oh, she wants a different stack.
01:04:03.000 Okay.
01:04:04.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:04:07.000 But even that, like, this, having a conversation like this, it's, uh...
01:04:12.000 There's just not enough of these out there.
01:04:14.000 Well, there is now.
01:04:15.000 Now there's more of them.
01:04:17.000 But for the longest time, you would never be able to have this kind of conversation because of the same people that would tell you to turn it up a notch on American Idol.
01:04:24.000 There'd be producers around.
01:04:25.000 There'd be people trying to fuck with things.
01:04:27.000 Adding their direction.
01:04:29.000 And this is my...
01:04:31.000 The studio notes.
01:04:32.000 We have notes.
01:04:33.000 This is what we want you to do, Stephen.
01:04:35.000 We want you to talk about this.
01:04:37.000 Stop doing that thing where you keep singing.
01:04:38.000 People don't want to hear that anymore.
01:04:40.000 What we want you to do is this.
01:04:42.000 And for you to speak your mind like you do, your truth, and have someone across from you speak their truth in their words, in any language they want, and not be edited or audited, is unreal.
01:04:54.000 Isn't that weird, though, that that's unusual?
01:04:56.000 Just think about it.
01:04:56.000 40 years ago, you couldn't say ass on the radio.
01:05:02.000 I don't know if you can now.
01:05:03.000 I think you can now, but...
01:05:04.000 I hear a shithole on CNN. Yeah, you can say that.
01:05:08.000 You know, Don Lemon.
01:05:09.000 Don Lemon, yeah.
01:05:11.000 Yeah.
01:05:11.000 One of my favorite guys.
01:05:13.000 You know, for like three weeks, quoting Trump and shithole countries.
01:05:19.000 Right.
01:05:20.000 It was great.
01:05:20.000 I went, yeah, turn the TV up.
01:05:22.000 Well, it is a new freedom in terms of that, but I think it's because of the internet.
01:05:26.000 People are getting used to swears.
01:05:27.000 They're getting used to people just speaking unedited.
01:05:30.000 They're getting used to uncensored video.
01:05:32.000 They're getting used to things.
01:05:33.000 Well, it's just words.
01:05:34.000 This uncensored behavior is way past the word fuck.
01:05:39.000 Sure.
01:05:40.000 The words are just representative of thoughts and intent, right?
01:05:43.000 They're just noises.
01:05:44.000 It's like the best way to describe what's going on in your head is use all the words.
01:05:49.000 Use them all.
01:05:50.000 Use the ones that are really coming out of your head.
01:05:52.000 Don't hold them back and give me some watered-down version of what your real thoughts are so I have to decipher it and sort of put it through a filter and try to figure out what did Steven mean by that.
01:06:01.000 God, I got so...
01:06:02.000 I got so angry at the way things were going about, God, I want to say, six years ago that I quit management.
01:06:10.000 I got my lawyer, Dina LaPolt, to manage me.
01:06:15.000 Well, I quit the management that was managing the band.
01:06:17.000 Right.
01:06:18.000 And they're also gone now.
01:06:20.000 God bless.
01:06:21.000 One of them passed away.
01:06:22.000 Rest his soul.
01:06:23.000 He was a good man.
01:06:24.000 And the other one didn't have a lot of good things to tell the band.
01:06:28.000 Wrong direction all the time.
01:06:30.000 And now my band is with my management.
01:06:34.000 We're together a fucking gang.
01:06:37.000 So six years ago, I would talk to people and I'd go, you know what, fuck you.
01:06:41.000 I'm going on Rogan next week and I'm going to fucking say your name.
01:06:44.000 I mean, I just built a house up in Laurel Canyon.
01:06:47.000 These fucking guys, I'd come home and I had a water wall and, you know, this guy Lee and people would come and go, don't tell fucking Tyler.
01:06:57.000 And I wanted to lean back so the water wall wouldn't...
01:07:01.000 Rolls down, right?
01:07:02.000 Rolls down and wouldn't spray on the bridge that goes across?
01:07:05.000 Right.
01:07:05.000 Not a chance.
01:07:07.000 So after a year, I get there and they go, you know what?
01:07:11.000 I heard them say, fuck Tyler.
01:07:15.000 No, I'm just, you know, I'm just saying.
01:07:16.000 So that's the kind of stuff I went, I'm on Rogan.
01:07:19.000 You're fucking toast, pal.
01:07:21.000 That manager story is a story that you hear from...
01:07:23.000 I just heard it from a friend of mine.
01:07:24.000 She was telling me about...
01:07:25.000 Her manager has given her shit advice and she just dropped him.
01:07:28.000 Why are there so many people in management that give shit advice?
01:07:32.000 Well, because out of ten of them, two of them know the answers and they may be right.
01:07:39.000 Yeah.
01:07:40.000 The rest of them know how to play the game.
01:07:42.000 If you read the book, it's easy.
01:07:44.000 Yeah.
01:07:44.000 To manage a band?
01:07:45.000 You just got to tell them what they want to hear.
01:07:47.000 Yeah.
01:07:48.000 Sweet talk them.
01:07:49.000 Yeah.
01:07:49.000 Well, no, no.
01:07:51.000 It's a hard thing to be a manager, to manage a band.
01:07:55.000 It's even harder.
01:07:56.000 The hardest thing is to know direction, to look at people's feelings, know what they're about, why they're about, what guy in the band should do this interview, what interviews to do.
01:08:09.000 Which one's to do?
01:08:10.000 Which one's not to do, right?
01:08:11.000 Which one's not to do?
01:08:12.000 Well, don't do any one where they're gonna stop it in four minutes.
01:08:16.000 You know those Tonight Show ones?
01:08:18.000 Sometimes you have to.
01:08:19.000 That's all they give you.
01:08:20.000 You gotta take it.
01:08:21.000 It just seems so fucking forced and fake and weird.
01:08:24.000 Your book, you gotta sell books.
01:08:25.000 This stands for me.
01:08:26.000 I wrote a book.
01:08:27.000 I was so fucking pissed.
01:08:29.000 I wrote, does the noise in my head bother you?
01:08:31.000 Right.
01:08:32.000 To people, I would say that.
01:08:33.000 I'd go, what the fuck's wrong with you?
01:08:34.000 What are you talking about?
01:08:36.000 What do you mean did I write lyrics?
01:08:37.000 What did you do last night?
01:08:38.000 The guys would give me shit for not writing lyrics or finishing a song.
01:08:43.000 They were upset that you were writing a book?
01:08:44.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:08:45.000 Back when you were writing a song and being a band, right?
01:08:47.000 Yeah.
01:08:48.000 We're in a studio.
01:08:49.000 We put the song down.
01:08:51.000 You lay the track down.
01:08:53.000 And then Steven's got to go and write the lyrics.
01:08:56.000 Right.
01:08:58.000 If I don't, the next day they go, well, what the fuck, man?
01:09:02.000 And I say, well, I'm trying to get my wife pregnant.
01:09:05.000 I have a life.
01:09:07.000 I get it.
01:09:08.000 What were you doing last night?
01:09:10.000 You know, but that's the kind of shit that happens.
01:09:14.000 You get a lot of pressure on you.
01:09:16.000 And then, because they did that, I went and wrote Walk This Way, the lyrics, had them in my bag, finished the whole record, got in a fucking cab, went to 321 West 40, the record plant in New York.
01:09:31.000 Got out of the cab, went upstairs, went, I got it!
01:09:35.000 And I fucking went white.
01:09:37.000 I left the lyrics in the cab, the whole album.
01:09:41.000 And my producer goes, we're doing Walk This Way tonight.
01:09:44.000 So I went upstairs, took a pencil, listened to the track like I did the night before that I wrote the lyrics, and wrote them on the wall.
01:09:51.000 And that's what happened.
01:09:53.000 But, you know, no one in the band thought I left the lyrics.
01:09:57.000 Who the fuck has got those lyrics in that cab?
01:09:59.000 Somebody.
01:10:00.000 Everybody thinks you fucked off.
01:10:02.000 The worst part, yeah.
01:10:03.000 The band went, yeah, right.
01:10:05.000 You left the lyrics in the cab.
01:10:07.000 And you know what?
01:10:08.000 Maybe when you're stoned on coke, nothing's funny.
01:10:12.000 It's really a suck-ass drug.
01:10:14.000 That's why I avoided it.
01:10:16.000 Good for you.
01:10:16.000 Thank you.
01:10:18.000 Speed could get you...
01:10:19.000 Well, you know what?
01:10:19.000 A little bit of speed.
01:10:20.000 Maybe it seems like the move.
01:10:22.000 Yeah, I bet you did a little bit of speed.
01:10:23.000 But this coffee, right here?
01:10:26.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:10:27.000 It's good.
01:10:28.000 I can feel it.
01:10:30.000 Downers, for me, and how I... Look at you, you're shaking.
01:10:33.000 I had stem cell shots put in my shoulder today.
01:10:36.000 Oh, come on!
01:10:38.000 Did you really?
01:10:39.000 Did they take him out of here?
01:10:40.000 No, there's some new process they do.
01:10:43.000 I'm in serious pain right now.
01:10:44.000 Oh, man.
01:10:45.000 That's why I'm shaking.
01:10:46.000 Like, watch.
01:10:47.000 I can barely pick this up.
01:10:48.000 I just saw.
01:10:48.000 I thought, fuck, it's coffee.
01:10:49.000 I'm doing it, too.
01:10:50.000 No, it's not coffee.
01:10:51.000 Look.
01:10:53.000 If you just caught me five hours ago, I'd be moving like a...
01:10:55.000 Like, perfect.
01:10:57.000 Something.
01:10:57.000 Like, something smooth.
01:10:59.000 I'll be okay in a day.
01:11:00.000 Yeah.
01:11:01.000 What do I take for my feet?
01:11:04.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:11:05.000 Gabapentin.
01:11:06.000 Gabapentin?
01:11:07.000 Gabapentin.
01:11:07.000 It's a great drug.
01:11:08.000 It's not, you don't get high from it, but it kills pain.
01:11:10.000 This is to alleviate some shoulder tears.
01:11:13.000 I have some tears.
01:11:14.000 Look at the fucking signs of you.
01:11:16.000 Work out.
01:11:17.000 Yeah, you can see.
01:11:18.000 Yeah.
01:11:18.000 So, which is a great, so by the way, let's go quickly.
01:11:21.000 Back to your book.
01:11:22.000 Yeah, no, there's a noise in my head bother you.
01:11:23.000 I wrote this, and I wrote you a little, uh, something.
01:11:26.000 Oh, you wrote me something?
01:11:27.000 Oh, thank you, man.
01:11:28.000 Oh, no, sweet.
01:11:29.000 Thank you.
01:11:29.000 That you were very sweet.
01:11:30.000 That's awesome, man.
01:11:31.000 Just remember, the less hair I got, the more head you get.
01:11:36.000 Okay.
01:11:38.000 The less hair you got, the more head you get.
01:11:40.000 That makes sense.
01:11:41.000 You think?
01:11:42.000 Love, Steven Tyler.
01:11:43.000 Steven Tyler.
01:11:45.000 What did I say?
01:11:45.000 You said Steve.
01:11:46.000 I think I said Steven Tyler.
01:11:48.000 Let's go back, tape it.
01:11:49.000 I'm pretty sure I've never said Steve Tyler ever, so...
01:11:52.000 I don't care, but...
01:11:54.000 Thank you, man.
01:11:56.000 I really appreciate that.
01:11:57.000 If you put me down in the worst way, I still love you.
01:12:00.000 I didn't do that, and I wouldn't do that.
01:12:01.000 I'm just saying because of the show, and because of the trails you've left in life, I love you.
01:12:07.000 I love you too, man.
01:12:07.000 I'm just telling you.
01:12:08.000 I've been a fan of yours since I was a kid.
01:12:10.000 You're fucking monumental.
01:12:11.000 I love you, man.
01:12:12.000 This is getting weird.
01:12:13.000 I love your truth.
01:12:14.000 No, no.
01:12:14.000 I just fucking love your truth.
01:12:16.000 So you're into...
01:12:17.000 Tell me about this fucking shoulder shit.
01:12:19.000 Why are you so big?
01:12:20.000 You're into wrestling and stuff?
01:12:21.000 Yeah.
01:12:21.000 You're into wrestling.
01:12:22.000 You do your left hand or your right?
01:12:24.000 No, no, no.
01:12:24.000 I switch it up.
01:12:26.000 Mostly right.
01:12:27.000 Yeah?
01:12:27.000 Yeah.
01:12:28.000 For that.
01:12:29.000 No.
01:12:30.000 Are you wrestling?
01:12:31.000 Yeah, I do.
01:12:31.000 Martial arts, yeah.
01:12:32.000 You do?
01:12:32.000 Yeah, my whole life.
01:12:33.000 Okay.
01:12:33.000 Jiu-jitsu mostly.
01:12:34.000 Wow.
01:12:35.000 But my shoulders are, they've got some issues from some years of abuse and tears and some minor arthritis.
01:12:43.000 And this one's been, apparently I had some sort of a separation on this one sometime in the past and I didn't know.
01:12:51.000 Yeah.
01:12:51.000 There's a lot of tears.
01:12:52.000 So I've had some great success with stem cells.
01:12:55.000 Mm-hmm.
01:12:56.000 Mezycomel.
01:12:57.000 Mezycomel?
01:12:57.000 How do you say it?
01:12:58.000 Mezycomel?
01:12:59.000 Whatever.
01:12:59.000 Anyway, stem cells.
01:13:01.000 Yeah.
01:13:02.000 I had it sucked out of my...
01:13:03.000 Your hip bone?
01:13:04.000 Hip bone.
01:13:04.000 Yeah.
01:13:05.000 And they put it in my knee.
01:13:06.000 I had a knee replacement.
01:13:07.000 Oh, you had a replacement?
01:13:08.000 Whole thing.
01:13:09.000 Yikes.
01:13:10.000 You walk very well, though.
01:13:12.000 Well, it...
01:13:13.000 What was wrong with your knee?
01:13:14.000 It had a nine-degree valgus.
01:13:16.000 It was like this.
01:13:17.000 Ooh, from...
01:13:18.000 Because I had an ACL reconstruction.
01:13:21.000 Right.
01:13:21.000 I had both of those done.
01:13:22.000 Don't believe the doctors.
01:13:24.000 Don't?
01:13:24.000 Nine years.
01:13:25.000 Nine years.
01:13:25.000 That's it.
01:13:26.000 For someone like you, nine years.
01:13:28.000 No, no.
01:13:28.000 I have one in my left knee that's 24 years old.
01:13:32.000 And it's still working.
01:13:33.000 Awesome.
01:13:34.000 Wow, good for you.
01:13:35.000 I throw kicks with it.
01:13:35.000 Well, maybe not everybody.
01:13:36.000 It's all about meniscus.
01:13:39.000 It's about the amount of cushioning and whether or not they do a good job replacing the ligament.
01:13:42.000 But I had very good doctors on my left and right knee.
01:13:45.000 Shout out to Dr. Gettleman.
01:13:47.000 Wow, good for you, man.
01:13:48.000 Mine, it didn't work.
01:13:50.000 So it started going inwards.
01:13:51.000 What year did you get it done?
01:13:52.000 Don't forget what I... 98?
01:13:56.000 Yeah, mine was 94. I have a buddy, 93 actually, I have a buddy of mine who had one done though and his knee is really fucked up to the point where he is about to get a replacement and he actually got a hip replacement on one of his hips because of the damage in his knee.
01:14:12.000 Yeah, because if the knee is going in, then this is pushing that way.
01:14:15.000 So it's going out.
01:14:16.000 And I didn't know any of this shit.
01:14:18.000 I just, I knew I couldn't take Vicodin or Percocet or any of that stuff.
01:14:21.000 How long ago did you get your knee replaced?
01:14:24.000 Six years ago?
01:14:26.000 I want to say.
01:14:27.000 Yeah.
01:14:28.000 Five, six years.
01:14:31.000 Now I got to get the right one done.
01:14:32.000 So now I'm going to Europe with my loving Mary band.
01:14:35.000 I got a country album.
01:14:36.000 So you need to get your right one done because what's going on with it?
01:14:40.000 Okay.
01:14:40.000 The left knee never hurt.
01:14:43.000 Right.
01:14:43.000 But the right knee hurts.
01:14:44.000 Never pinching, no nerves, no where, no how.
01:14:47.000 Right knee hurts.
01:14:48.000 It's fine, except that's the right side.
01:14:51.000 If it pinches on the nerve, it goes out like that.
01:14:54.000 I can't be doing that on stage.
01:14:56.000 I've seen a Rolling Stone's gonna be going, he's fucking stoned again.
01:15:00.000 Do you think they would say that?
01:15:01.000 No, I don't.
01:15:02.000 Sons of bitches.
01:15:03.000 Rolling Stone's a bunch of different people, though.
01:15:04.000 You can't really attribute it all.
01:15:05.000 Yeah.
01:15:06.000 No, I'm not worried about that.
01:15:07.000 I'm just worried about it.
01:15:08.000 It doesn't...
01:15:08.000 Are you sure that that's the only way to do it, though?
01:15:10.000 Have you talked to other doctors?
01:15:11.000 Because what they're doing now with regenerative...
01:15:15.000 Regenerative?
01:15:15.000 Why can't I say that?
01:15:17.000 Regenerative.
01:15:17.000 Why did that one stumble?
01:15:19.000 With regenerative medicine, they're able to replace meniscus and cartilage and regrow shit.
01:15:26.000 You might want to hang on.
01:15:28.000 They're able to do some shit now where they can fix things they've never been able to fix before.
01:15:33.000 And every year gets better.
01:15:35.000 And I'm pretty close to the cutting edge of this stuff.
01:15:38.000 Yeah, I've had a bunch of doctors on my podcast talk to me about it, particularly Dr. Neil Reardon, who does a lot of work down in Panama that they can't do in the United States yet.
01:15:48.000 And he did Mel Gibson and Mel Gibson's dad, who was 92 at the time and on death's door in a wheelchair.
01:15:55.000 Now he's 100 and he's walking around.
01:15:57.000 Yeah.
01:15:59.000 I know about those people down there.
01:16:00.000 I know about the people up in...
01:16:02.000 Go.
01:16:03.000 Go to Panama.
01:16:04.000 But Penenberg is one name that did my knee.
01:16:06.000 And my knee is so fine.
01:16:07.000 You wouldn't believe it if you saw it.
01:16:09.000 So it's fine?
01:16:09.000 It moves good?
01:16:10.000 The left knee is good.
01:16:11.000 But the right...
01:16:11.000 So it pinches.
01:16:12.000 And it hurts like fuck.
01:16:13.000 My knee just goes out.
01:16:14.000 So I can't go on tour with Aerosmith.
01:16:17.000 Jumping around like I do.
01:16:20.000 But there's other, I'm just saying, I don't know how your knee is.
01:16:24.000 I don't know what's going on with it.
01:16:25.000 You gotta give me names.
01:16:26.000 I will 100% give you names.
01:16:27.000 But there's other options now.
01:16:29.000 And it's one of those things where, according to the doctors that I've spoken to, the longer you can hold out, the more likely you are to never need surgery.
01:16:38.000 Especially when it comes to replacements.
01:16:40.000 They're able to do a lot with hip replacements now, with Regenikine and stem cells.
01:16:45.000 The longer?
01:16:45.000 Yeah, the longer you can wait.
01:16:47.000 Because what they're able to do now is different than what they're going to be able to do in five years and in ten years.
01:16:51.000 The longer you can wait, the more likely it is they can regenerate tissue.
01:16:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:56.000 Yeah, they're doing all kinds of crazy shit now with stem cells.
01:16:59.000 Well, now that they're allowing it, there's a guy live that is into telomeres.
01:17:05.000 Telomeres, yeah.
01:17:06.000 That's your longevity gene.
01:17:07.000 Sure.
01:17:08.000 And he says that people that are like, people that conduct bands, these silly guys and shit.
01:17:16.000 Silly.
01:17:17.000 Musicians.
01:17:18.000 Right.
01:17:19.000 Those silly fucks too.
01:17:20.000 Silly music players.
01:17:22.000 Right.
01:17:22.000 People that are able to...
01:17:24.000 Let a childish side of them out.
01:17:27.000 Those little tollywog tails stay longer.
01:17:30.000 Old people, they grow shorter.
01:17:32.000 And he's close to finding that out.
01:17:34.000 So I love today.
01:17:35.000 I love what's going on.
01:17:37.000 I'm going to look into this.
01:17:38.000 Yeah, please do.
01:17:39.000 We'll talk afterwards.
01:17:40.000 I'll give you some names and numbers and shit to look up.
01:17:43.000 But so, MMA. I'm looking at it.
01:17:49.000 One of the girls that works for me...
01:17:53.000 Said, well, that's the same thing as what you're into right now.
01:17:55.000 MMA for me.
01:17:57.000 I'm into MMA. Only...
01:17:59.000 Music?
01:17:59.000 It's something...
01:18:00.000 No, no.
01:18:00.000 It's something I got into in the last year with my lawyer, Dina LaPolt.
01:18:06.000 And it's called...
01:18:07.000 I'm sick and fucking tired of getting beat and ripped off for the songs I wrote in the 70s.
01:18:12.000 And where's the money?
01:18:13.000 Where's the money?
01:18:14.000 It's not even a joke.
01:18:15.000 Right.
01:18:16.000 It's not even a joke.
01:18:18.000 And now that there's a format that's digital...
01:18:21.000 It's even less of a joke.
01:18:23.000 You want to fucking go break into these buildings and take a gun and shoot people.
01:18:27.000 Because they're not paying you.
01:18:30.000 You mean things like Spotify and things like that?
01:18:33.000 They're not paying you.
01:18:34.000 They're taking the money for plays of your song.
01:18:38.000 They're giving you whatever.
01:18:39.000 First of all, publishers.
01:18:41.000 You know what it's all about?
01:18:42.000 100 years ago.
01:18:44.000 50 years ago, 20 years ago, publishers take the money we make on Toys in the Attic.
01:18:49.000 Millions, right?
01:18:51.000 They keep that money for a year.
01:18:54.000 They put it in the bank.
01:18:56.000 They keep the interest.
01:18:59.000 Then they pay after they keep the interest.
01:19:02.000 Of course.
01:19:03.000 That's one of those.
01:19:04.000 Remember before I said there's so many dirty little things I can tell you.
01:19:07.000 How about finding out managers buy the first three rows of your shows?
01:19:13.000 And get the money from the fucking promoter.
01:19:16.000 In their pocket.
01:19:17.000 Brought to them in a paper bag.
01:19:20.000 You want to fucking go there?
01:19:22.000 Is that what happened with you?
01:19:24.000 No, it's the kind of shit that happens in a business.
01:19:27.000 So they buy the first three rows and then sell those tickets?
01:19:30.000 Think of how simple that is.
01:19:30.000 Think of how simple.
01:19:31.000 They go up to the guy that's suing the show, right?
01:19:34.000 If you have a 90-10 deal, fucking great.
01:19:37.000 The manager goes and goes, first three rows.
01:19:41.000 See you later.
01:19:42.000 Or you don't get Aerosmith.
01:19:44.000 Wow.
01:19:45.000 Or you don't get Bob Dylan.
01:19:47.000 Or you don't get Jimmy Buffet.
01:19:48.000 And they're just depending upon those people to not tell you.
01:19:54.000 Yeah.
01:19:55.000 I mean, who's going to tell you?
01:19:58.000 Here's what happens.
01:19:59.000 You only find that shit out.
01:20:01.000 Afterwards.
01:20:01.000 If you're going out with a girl that says, I'm the one that brought the money back to him.
01:20:05.000 Oh, shit.
01:20:08.000 Is that how you found out?
01:20:09.000 That's not how I found out.
01:20:11.000 Somebody found out that way?
01:20:12.000 That's the story I heard.
01:20:13.000 Oh.
01:20:14.000 Let's keep it like that.
01:20:15.000 That's the story I heard.
01:20:16.000 And this woman's willing to talk about it.
01:20:17.000 Oh.
01:20:18.000 But the deal, here's the deal.
01:20:21.000 You know, You know, I'd love to get angry as shit about stuff.
01:20:25.000 I love that.
01:20:26.000 I'm Italian.
01:20:27.000 You kidding?
01:20:27.000 You know what's so funny?
01:20:28.000 I got sober, right?
01:20:29.000 And they went, you have an anger management problem, Steven.
01:20:32.000 Once you got sober?
01:20:33.000 Fuck you.
01:20:33.000 You know what I mean?
01:20:36.000 You think when you get sober, you're off the drugs.
01:20:39.000 Your isms are wasms.
01:20:40.000 Right.
01:20:41.000 Bullshit.
01:20:42.000 All the reason you drank, for all the reasons that you drank, they come out even more.
01:20:48.000 Right, and then you have to manage all that shit.
01:20:50.000 But you've got to learn how to.
01:20:51.000 That's a good thing.
01:20:52.000 Well, exercise, right?
01:20:53.000 Well, you know, you've just got to read certain books.
01:20:55.000 Pia Malady, you know, Co-dependency no more.
01:20:58.000 It's just shit.
01:20:59.000 You know, shit.
01:21:00.000 Stuff.
01:21:01.000 Spiritual stuff.
01:21:02.000 How to rise above your abnormalities.
01:21:06.000 It's not so good to smack your wife when you get angry.
01:21:09.000 Definitely not good.
01:21:10.000 No.
01:21:11.000 You gotta learn how to manage that anger.
01:21:14.000 For sure.
01:21:16.000 Well, it wasn't too about...
01:21:17.000 I got sober in 88. So you do the math.
01:21:22.000 Because I had enough for those years, right?
01:21:24.000 I was out of my fucking mind, 81, 82, 83. So you got sober in 88 for how long?
01:21:28.000 I got sober in 88. 14, 15 years.
01:21:31.000 Then I had, you know, Don't Want to Miss a Thing came out, right?
01:21:37.000 And I'm up in...
01:21:38.000 I know we're jumping around, but this is a great show.
01:21:41.000 It's good to use these as bites, you know, right?
01:21:44.000 It's good to just talk.
01:21:45.000 I think so, man.
01:21:47.000 We went up to a place we'd never played.
01:21:50.000 So what I was getting to before, a point I really want to make strongly, no cell phones, no MTV, nothing.
01:21:56.000 Right.
01:21:57.000 I used to buy these plastic stickers, and I'd go around to each guy's room at 1325 Com Ave and ask him for $20.
01:22:05.000 And we'd get $60.
01:22:07.000 I'd get these stickers with Aerosmith on it.
01:22:10.000 And I would put them on people's windshields.
01:22:12.000 Piss them the fuck off because they're really sticky.
01:22:14.000 And I'd put them where you throw the money when you go through...
01:22:17.000 Tollbooths.
01:22:18.000 Tollbooths.
01:22:19.000 Right?
01:22:19.000 I'd put them...
01:22:20.000 That's a good move.
01:22:20.000 So everyone...
01:22:21.000 Oops, what's that mean, Aerosmith?
01:22:24.000 What is this Aerosmith thing?
01:22:25.000 Where'd you come up with the name?
01:22:27.000 We just sat around.
01:22:28.000 You know, hookers...
01:22:31.000 Shit stains, jits, you know, you just throw shit around.
01:22:37.000 And someone said Aerosmith.
01:22:38.000 Joey Kramer goes, how about Aerosmith?
01:22:41.000 And I went, what the fuck does that mean?
01:22:43.000 He goes, well, you may, I used to be in a band and we were called Aerosmith for a while.
01:22:47.000 So there was another Aerosmith before Aerosmith?
01:22:50.000 Well, it wasn't.
01:22:51.000 I heard from the drummer who was in Joey's band.
01:22:54.000 It was just a really short-lived band.
01:22:56.000 You know, club thing.
01:22:58.000 There's an idea.
01:22:59.000 So maybe there was a band that performed a couple of times called Aerosmith.
01:23:02.000 Maybe.
01:23:02.000 Maybe.
01:23:03.000 Who knows?
01:23:04.000 Are they alive still?
01:23:06.000 Well, all I know is this.
01:23:07.000 For all the names I heard and thought, I didn't see anything into it.
01:23:12.000 I have this knack of looking at someone and not necessarily remembering their face, but I feel you.
01:23:23.000 It's like stupid.
01:23:24.000 I don't explain this.
01:23:26.000 It's a vibe.
01:23:30.000 It's like, I'm like a transmute.
01:23:32.000 Oh, you don't have one of these?
01:23:33.000 No, I don't.
01:23:33.000 Guess you do.
01:23:34.000 I definitely don't.
01:23:35.000 Well, you do now.
01:23:36.000 Hashtag fuck you.
01:23:38.000 I definitely don't.
01:23:39.000 You don't have this.
01:23:39.000 Fuck this.
01:23:41.000 Well, I guess I'm fucked again.
01:23:43.000 Okay.
01:23:43.000 Leave that.
01:23:44.000 I'm going to shoot that fucking thing.
01:23:46.000 It's yours.
01:23:46.000 But, um, where the fuck were we?
01:23:48.000 So when, you know, you kind of, I kind of feel things.
01:23:52.000 I feel, I don't remember.
01:23:54.000 It's like Brad Pitt's got this disease.
01:23:57.000 Brad Pitt has a disease?
01:23:58.000 He's got this thing where he can't remember people.
01:24:02.000 Propofofiabia.
01:24:02.000 He can't remember faces?
01:24:04.000 Is that what it is?
01:24:05.000 That's a good thing to tell people if you're Brad Pitt.
01:24:08.000 Like, I'm sorry, man.
01:24:09.000 I have a disease.
01:24:09.000 I can't remember you.
01:24:10.000 Because you probably meet so many people.
01:24:12.000 They're like, Brad, I fucking met you 15 years ago.
01:24:15.000 Starbucks.
01:24:15.000 You don't remember, dude?
01:24:16.000 That's what people come up to me and say.
01:24:18.000 Yeah, I'm sure.
01:24:18.000 Steven, don't you remember?
01:24:20.000 Yeah.
01:24:20.000 Yeah, you say I have propo...
01:24:22.000 Yeah.
01:24:23.000 I've got it written down.
01:24:25.000 Everywhere but right here.
01:24:28.000 I'm going to start telling people I got that shit.
01:24:30.000 Propophobia.
01:24:31.000 You can look it up, man.
01:24:32.000 Look it up.
01:24:32.000 It's ridiculous.
01:24:33.000 It is.
01:24:35.000 Developmental prosopagnosia.
01:24:38.000 Yeah.
01:24:38.000 Face blindness.
01:24:39.000 Yeah, bro.
01:24:40.000 That's what I got.
01:24:41.000 Yeah, but...
01:24:43.000 But, you know, not on a large scale, but I'll meet people backstage and they, you know, it took me like 25 years to be able to go, you know, I just don't remember.
01:24:51.000 Fill me in on it.
01:24:52.000 You know what I mean?
01:24:52.000 It took me three years to...
01:24:54.000 Do you know what Dunbar's number is?
01:24:56.000 No way.
01:24:56.000 This is a number that you can keep of intimate relationships like friendships and close ties of people that you know in your head.
01:25:02.000 And it's somewhere around 150, which they think is roughly about the size of tribes that people lived in back when we were developing.
01:25:11.000 The human...
01:25:12.000 Your genes really take a long time to change, and they think that we essentially have very similar genes to people that lived roughly 10,000 years ago.
01:25:20.000 10,000 years ago, that's essentially how people lived.
01:25:23.000 They lived in these small groups of people.
01:25:25.000 150, 200 people max.
01:25:27.000 And that's stuck in your head.
01:25:30.000 That's then.
01:25:30.000 Then there was another million people here a million years ago.
01:25:34.000 There was another million people?
01:25:35.000 You don't think so?
01:25:36.000 What do you mean?
01:25:36.000 You don't think there were people here before the last Ice Age?
01:25:40.000 They went underground.
01:25:41.000 Yeah, that's not...
01:25:41.000 What?
01:25:42.000 They went underground.
01:25:42.000 Don't you think?
01:25:43.000 I don't know.
01:25:44.000 The Grand Canyon, those caves, shit, places?
01:25:47.000 They went underground?
01:25:47.000 I don't know.
01:25:48.000 I think so.
01:25:49.000 Well, I'm just talking about people, people.
01:25:52.000 Just people, people that lived 10,000 years ago.
01:25:54.000 Okay, we can go back that far.
01:25:55.000 It's just the number.
01:25:56.000 That's the reason why you can't remember so many people.
01:25:57.000 I like that.
01:25:58.000 You believe that...
01:25:59.000 What do you believe?
01:26:01.000 I Feel you feel as though there were people here a long long time long long time ago.
01:26:06.000 I watched Graham Hancock.
01:26:08.000 Yeah Yeah He makes a lot of sense that there's been periods of you know Massive loss of life and you know cataclysms and comets passing by.
01:26:21.000 Yeah I believe that we're...
01:26:26.000 Have you not watched Unacknowledged?
01:26:27.000 What is Unacknowledged?
01:26:29.000 You gotta watch Unacknowledged.
01:26:30.000 What is that one?
01:26:31.000 Okay.
01:26:31.000 You gotta watch Unacknowledged.
01:26:33.000 What is it?
01:26:33.000 You gotta watch Unacknowledged.
01:26:35.000 Is that that Stephen Greer movie?
01:26:37.000 No.
01:26:37.000 It is.
01:26:38.000 It is?
01:26:38.000 Yeah.
01:26:38.000 Listen to me, man.
01:26:39.000 No?
01:26:40.000 No.
01:26:40.000 No good, huh?
01:26:41.000 No.
01:26:41.000 There's a fucking industry.
01:26:43.000 And the industry is in people wanting to get mystery solved.
01:26:47.000 The great mystery of is there life out there.
01:26:49.000 And nobody has any answers.
01:26:51.000 I did this show for sci-fi called Joe Rogan Questions Everything.
01:26:55.000 And before that show, I was a hardcore believer in a lot of wonky conspiracies like Bigfoot and aliens.
01:27:02.000 I just love them because they seem so interesting.
01:27:03.000 I don't live in Bigfoot.
01:27:04.000 You don't live in Bigfoot?
01:27:05.000 No, I don't believe in Bigfoot.
01:27:06.000 Bigfoot's the most plausible.
01:27:07.000 You think so?
01:27:08.000 Yes.
01:27:08.000 Why?
01:27:09.000 Because there was an animal called a Gigantopithecus that lived alongside human beings as recently as 100,000 years ago.
01:27:15.000 It was a real, absolutely real animal.
01:27:17.000 Okay.
01:27:17.000 And they found fossilized bones in these things, and they found teeth from an apothecary shop in China.
01:27:24.000 There was a real animal.
01:27:26.000 It was a gigantic bipedal hominid that was somewhere around 8 to 10 feet tall.
01:27:31.000 So this thing lived at the same time people did.
01:27:34.000 So this is probably the reason why there's this myth of Bigfoot.
01:27:37.000 That at one point in time, this was a real thing.
01:27:40.000 But what about that they're walking around now?
01:27:43.000 Probably not.
01:27:43.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:27:44.000 Most likely not.
01:27:45.000 That was what I was saying.
01:27:46.000 I'm sure it was a giant...
01:27:47.000 Yeah, but there's, you know...
01:27:49.000 So tell me about aliens.
01:27:51.000 Tell me about...
01:27:52.000 It's a business.
01:27:53.000 Most of it is a business.
01:27:54.000 What about the Air Force General that said...
01:27:59.000 Did that tape, gave it to his wife, and said, don't put this out until I'm dead.
01:28:03.000 Did you not feel as though when he was speaking any of that was real?
01:28:07.000 I think...
01:28:07.000 You've seen that, right?
01:28:08.000 I think too many...
01:28:09.000 Have you seen that one?
01:28:10.000 Yeah, I've seen a lot of those.
01:28:11.000 I've seen a lot of those people.
01:28:12.000 There's one in particular.
01:28:13.000 There's a lot of former military people that say they've seen crazy things, and it's entirely possible that they really did.
01:28:18.000 It's entirely possible.
01:28:19.000 But it's also possible that they're crazy.
01:28:21.000 It's possible that they love attention.
01:28:23.000 It's possible that they're bored.
01:28:25.000 It's possible that they're schizophrenic.
01:28:26.000 It's possible that they have memories that they've concocted over the years and enhanced, and it's gotten them attention, and it's putting them in documentaries, and it gets them interviews on television programs, but that there's no evidence.
01:28:38.000 And the problem with all these people is they all have this same feeling about them, and they're not...
01:28:44.000 There's very few of them that come across as rational and objective.
01:28:48.000 Most of them come across as there's something wrong.
01:28:51.000 There's wires that aren't connecting.
01:28:54.000 If you talk to them about other things in life, if you had a chance to talk to them for a long period of time, sit down with them for three hours, ask them about ghosts and psychics and all kinds of other shit, they almost all believe in that stuff.
01:29:06.000 They're believers.
01:29:07.000 They want to believe in nonsense.
01:29:09.000 I hear you.
01:29:09.000 As soon as that crops up, I'm out of the room.
01:29:12.000 But it's possible, I mean, not just possible, it's 100% likely that there's alien life out there.
01:29:18.000 Likely.
01:29:18.000 100%.
01:29:19.000 I'm glad you said that.
01:29:19.000 You're going to scare me for a second.
01:29:21.000 No, I think it's more likely that there is.
01:29:23.000 I just love that movie because it kind of had a nice thread through it.
01:29:25.000 That movie's horseshit.
01:29:26.000 There's a lot of those movies that are horseshit, and that guy, he knows some of that's horseshit.
01:29:30.000 Like there's a little baby that they had found that's an aborted fetus.
01:29:34.000 They were trying to pass that off as an alien baby for a long time.
01:29:37.000 But they have genome tests.
01:29:38.000 You don't believe that we're hybrids?
01:29:41.000 No.
01:29:42.000 I don't believe they're hybrids.
01:29:43.000 Can you tell me about the link between monkeys and us?
01:29:48.000 Seriously.
01:29:49.000 Between the two frontal lobes and the brain of the monkey.
01:29:53.000 Well, we are hominids.
01:29:55.000 We are primates, and we're just the most advanced primate.
01:29:58.000 The real question is, how did we get to be so much more advanced?
01:30:01.000 That's what I asked you.
01:30:02.000 Well, it's more likely that we found fire, and our diet changed, and hunting, and then the stoned ape theory, which is a very fascinating theory.
01:30:10.000 The stoned ape theory is Terence McKenna's theory that human beings found psilocybin mushrooms.
01:30:17.000 And that through the use of psilocybin mushrooms, which in low doses increases visual acuity, produces these ecstatic states, that it might have helped us develop language and communication and creativity.
01:30:29.000 And this, in turn, was the reason why the human brain doubled in size over a period of two million years, which is the greatest mystery in the history of the fossil record.
01:30:37.000 They don't know why they did it.
01:30:38.000 But there's a very clear path.
01:30:40.000 So then you do believe the humans were here a million years ago?
01:30:43.000 Humans?
01:30:44.000 Well, some form of primate was certainly here millions of years ago, as was deer.
01:30:51.000 Deer were here millions of years ago.
01:30:53.000 There's a lot of animals.
01:30:54.000 Didn't mean to interrupt you.
01:30:55.000 No, it's okay.
01:30:56.000 I don't know.
01:30:57.000 I feel that.
01:30:58.000 I feel like, you know, just because there was an ice age, that took part, that took, it was like how many hundreds, hundred thousand years was the ice age?
01:31:05.000 Well, there's been a bunch of Ice Ages, but the most recent one ended somewhere in the neighborhood of 12,000 years ago.
01:31:11.000 That was nothing.
01:31:12.000 Nothing, yeah.
01:31:13.000 From beginning to end.
01:31:15.000 And we don't know what caused it.
01:31:17.000 Well, when the Ice Age exists, we have to remember that some parts of the world aren't experiencing the Ice Age, and then humans thrived in Africa during parts of the Ice Age.
01:31:24.000 I mean, there's a lot of human beings that live all over the world.
01:31:27.000 The real question is, where did they start?
01:31:29.000 Most likely from Africa, but they could have possibly started from some other places, too.
01:31:33.000 We're starting to learn that.
01:31:34.000 The Pangea thing, right?
01:31:36.000 The people that are learning, no, not really.
01:31:38.000 Why?
01:31:38.000 Well, I mean, there's that too, but I mean, mostly just people traveling.
01:31:41.000 But what you really learn from is archaeologists.
01:31:46.000 Those are the people you learn from.
01:31:47.000 And biologists, people that really understand the human genome.
01:31:51.000 They really understand the differences between people that emerge from China versus people that emerge from Western Europe versus people that emerge from...
01:31:59.000 You know, or Native Americans.
01:32:01.000 I mean, there's so many different types of human beings that came from different climates and that their bodies evolved from these places.
01:32:08.000 And there's real science to that.
01:32:09.000 You're not going to get that from these goofy fucking documentaries.
01:32:12.000 These goofy fucking documentaries are basically a business.
01:32:14.000 And the business is, there's a bunch of people out there that want to know the answers.
01:32:19.000 What is the truth?
01:32:20.000 And so you get, I was aboard the secret UFO. I saw the magnetic controller that makes us travel through the cosmos and bend time and space.
01:32:28.000 It's like a wormhole.
01:32:29.000 And they'll say a bunch of science-y sounding shit.
01:32:32.000 But there's no evidence.
01:32:34.000 There's nothing.
01:32:35.000 When they talk about it, there's nothing.
01:32:36.000 Will you let...
01:32:37.000 What's David...
01:32:42.000 That guy says that he is the reincarnation of Edgar Cayce.
01:32:46.000 Do you know that?
01:32:48.000 Did you know that?
01:32:49.000 Yeah, I've heard.
01:32:49.000 Do you know who Edgar Cayce is?
01:32:50.000 Yeah, of course.
01:32:51.000 Famous psychic who never really figured out anything.
01:32:54.000 Understood.
01:32:55.000 And thought to be a fraud most widely by scientists and skeptics.
01:32:58.000 Drinking too much laudanum.
01:33:00.000 Loudnum?
01:33:00.000 Is that what he did?
01:33:01.000 Loudnum.
01:33:01.000 Don't you think?
01:33:02.000 I don't know.
01:33:03.000 I don't know what he did.
01:33:03.000 Everything was written and everybody was stoned.
01:33:06.000 Well, I think there's also...
01:33:06.000 When you talk about the psilocybin mushrooms, opiates, loudnum, the last hundred years.
01:33:15.000 How do you say loudnum?
01:33:16.000 Loudnum.
01:33:17.000 Loudnum.
01:33:18.000 Everyone was drinking that shit.
01:33:19.000 Yeah, right.
01:33:21.000 But look, I... Yeah, yeah.
01:33:25.000 There's, you know, there's...
01:33:26.000 Yeah, that shit was in that, uh...
01:33:27.000 Japanese, they never left the island.
01:33:30.000 Do a lot of Japanese have the same eyes, shapes?
01:33:33.000 Yes, they do.
01:33:34.000 Is there a reason?
01:33:36.000 Well, there's a reason why...
01:33:37.000 They didn't leave the island and come back after mating with anybody else.
01:33:40.000 They stayed on that body of land.
01:33:42.000 Do you think they're from aliens?
01:33:43.000 No, absolutely not.
01:33:44.000 It's just that they stayed on that plot of land.
01:33:47.000 Sure.
01:33:49.000 But wouldn't you agree that a lot of people from Asia look fairly similar?
01:33:53.000 Yeah, I do.
01:33:53.000 There's variations in the similarities, but they look similar, right?
01:33:56.000 But I think it took millions of years.
01:33:57.000 That's my take.
01:33:59.000 Look, I can't prove anything.
01:33:59.000 No, they do believe it took millions of years.
01:34:01.000 I always finish stuff by saying, I didn't see it.
01:34:03.000 Right.
01:34:04.000 When I go out at night in Maui and walk around, I'm dying to see UFO. Me too.
01:34:09.000 So are you.
01:34:10.000 Everybody is.
01:34:11.000 Because the second I see one, the second, that will make clear shit like, you know, The song I wrote called Back When Cain Was Able, and it was about a mothership and shit.
01:34:24.000 Way before I knew anything about UFOs.
01:34:26.000 Did you ever see anything when you did psychedelics?
01:34:29.000 When you did drugs?
01:34:30.000 Whether you did mushrooms or acid?
01:34:31.000 I never saw anything that wasn't there.
01:34:33.000 For sure?
01:34:34.000 I'm not that kind of people.
01:34:35.000 I'm not the kind of people.
01:34:36.000 Some people have though, and the idea is that there are things that are out there in neighboring dimensions that you're really not capable of accessing them.
01:34:45.000 That's where the real aliens live.
01:34:47.000 I don't know, man, but I just know that all these people that are pushing it, there's fuckery involved in all these people.
01:34:55.000 No, I hear you.
01:34:55.000 That's a real problem.
01:34:56.000 I hear you.
01:34:56.000 I hear you.
01:34:57.000 Because it's fun.
01:34:58.000 It's fun.
01:34:59.000 You want to believe, right?
01:35:01.000 You want to believe that there's a general out there that's seen a spaceship that's under the mountain.
01:35:04.000 Tell me about it, Mr. General.
01:35:06.000 And he goes on a lecture tour, and you've got to pay money to see him, and he's in a documentary, and there's a lot of those people out there, man.
01:35:12.000 I live with it.
01:35:13.000 I was backstage with Joe Perry.
01:35:14.000 What'd you do?
01:35:16.000 My whole life.
01:35:18.000 So I get what you're saying.
01:35:19.000 The wow of the thrill of the story.
01:35:21.000 People love to tell stories.
01:35:23.000 There's something inside me that says, you know what?
01:35:25.000 They still haven't found that missing link.
01:35:29.000 If you talk to biologists, they say that's horseshit.
01:35:32.000 But they do.
01:35:33.000 They have Australopithecus fossils.
01:35:37.000 They have the things that were like us that are different from a long fucking time ago.
01:35:41.000 They have those.
01:35:42.000 And the size of the brain?
01:35:44.000 Yeah, the brain changed.
01:35:46.000 It doubled over a period of two million years.
01:35:48.000 I mean, that did happen.
01:35:49.000 But they know what we used to be.
01:35:52.000 There are simple hominids, or rather ancient hominids, that are very similar to human beings, and they slowly became human beings.
01:36:01.000 And there's also, they keep finding all these different versions of human beings.
01:36:05.000 Like, there wasn't just...
01:36:06.000 There wasn't just Homo sapiens, and of course there's Neanderthals, but there was that one from Russia.
01:36:11.000 What was that called?
01:36:12.000 That was in that book, Hominid.
01:36:16.000 What is that?
01:36:19.000 I can't remember.
01:36:21.000 It starts with a D, but it's one that they've found very recently.
01:36:25.000 Very recently.
01:36:26.000 You find it, Jamie?
01:36:27.000 Yeah.
01:36:28.000 Here it is.
01:36:34.000 Denisovan hominin, an extinct species or subspecies of archaic humans.
01:36:40.000 They're founded in the 1970s by the Russian paleontologist Nikolai Odov.
01:36:45.000 So there's been a bunch of different forms of humans.
01:36:48.000 We're just the most successful form of human.
01:36:50.000 The idea that it's just alien DNA connected with people, it's sexy, it sounds fun, but there's no evidence.
01:36:57.000 I hear you.
01:36:59.000 But isn't that what we are as humans?
01:37:00.000 Well, we are mutations.
01:37:02.000 We are an ancient thing that slowly figured its way out.
01:37:06.000 We became better at seeing things.
01:37:08.000 We became better at hunting.
01:37:09.000 We became better at harnessing fire.
01:37:12.000 Where do you think free will came from?
01:37:14.000 There's a lot of people that don't even believe it's real.
01:37:16.000 They believe in determinism.
01:37:18.000 They don't even believe that free will is an actual thing.
01:37:20.000 I mean, I've heard Sam Harris argue it pretty successfully, that there is no such thing as free will, that you are an accumulation of your genetics, your life experiences, all the things that have happened to you, the people that you've come in contact with.
01:37:32.000 That's true.
01:37:33.000 Behavioral.
01:37:34.000 Behavioral psychology, that's true.
01:37:36.000 Think about your behavior.
01:37:37.000 Yeah.
01:37:38.000 And how much of your behavior is shaped by millions of adoring fans and people screaming and cheering you on and singing songs that move people and literally change generations, give people goosebumps when they hear them.
01:37:50.000 I mean, all that stuff has shaped who you are.
01:37:53.000 I mean, all that stuff changes who a person is.
01:37:56.000 And who you are now and the way you behave now is in many ways shaped by your life experiences as much as it is by your genetics.
01:38:04.000 And you wouldn't be this person if you hadn't lived that life.
01:38:07.000 And the decisions that you make from this moment on right now leave the studio and have a conversation with someone will be shaped at least in part by this conversation and mine will be by my conversation with you.
01:38:18.000 This is what the idea behind determinism.
01:38:20.000 Okay, so I would ask was who said this?
01:38:23.000 Who was into this?
01:38:23.000 There's many many people that come up with this concept, but I've heard it that it was really argued to me by Sam Harris the most successful.
01:38:31.000 Wow, interesting.
01:38:33.000 I just wonder why then You know, certain monkeys, certain breeds of monkeys, smart ones, bonobos.
01:38:40.000 I love them because I'm a bonobo.
01:38:42.000 You know, they'll put a stick in something and pull out shilogy, but, you know, they haven't taken, well, wait a minute now, then.
01:38:50.000 They haven't gone past that.
01:38:52.000 Well, you know, primatologists actually believe that chimpanzees have entered the Stone Age.
01:38:56.000 This is one thing that's being considered now, that they've started the use of tools on a regular basis.
01:39:01.000 They think that they're learning from each other, and they think that if they are evolving, right, and if human beings evolve over a period of millions of years, we are actually watching chimpanzees evolve in real time.
01:39:13.000 Well, I think so, too.
01:39:14.000 A long, long process.
01:39:16.000 It'll take millions of years.
01:39:17.000 But they have entered the Stone Age.
01:39:20.000 So they think that, who knows, with a series of mutations, of natural selection, with a bunch of different things happening, what a chimpanzee is today, most likely it will be a different thing in two million years.
01:39:30.000 Of course it will.
01:39:31.000 I totally agree on that.
01:39:32.000 These intelligent animals, they're going to experiment with things.
01:39:35.000 Here it is.
01:39:36.000 Macaucs often use stone tools.
01:39:38.000 Monkeys have been living in the Stone Age for 50 years.
01:39:41.000 So for 50 years, these animals, just 50, okay?
01:39:44.000 I'm not sure about that.
01:39:45.000 That's when somebody first saw them using the stone.
01:39:47.000 True.
01:39:48.000 Well, in terms of primatologists observing behavior.
01:39:51.000 So these archaeologists have uncovered stone tools they believe these animals have used.
01:39:56.000 Or other humans.
01:39:57.000 Yeah, or other humans.
01:39:58.000 Because you can't figure stone out.
01:40:00.000 Right.
01:40:00.000 Now, what do you think about when you look up in the night?
01:40:03.000 Look, I don't know the answers.
01:40:04.000 That's why I got my girls on.
01:40:05.000 Well, I definitely don't know the answers either.
01:40:07.000 Again, remember, I just said, I just repeat shit, smart people figured out.
01:40:11.000 That's all I'm doing.
01:40:12.000 What about the stones that are cut up in, not Machu Picchu, but up in whatever?
01:40:16.000 I know what you're talking about, yeah.
01:40:17.000 Those, you know, the laser cuts.
01:40:19.000 Well, not laser, but yeah, very precise cuts.
01:40:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:40:23.000 Whoever it was.
01:40:23.000 Most likely advanced civilizations that have been wiped out by cataclysms.
01:40:27.000 And that's what I'm saying.
01:40:28.000 So my mind goes to, fuck yeah, we were here.
01:40:32.000 We went underground.
01:40:33.000 There's places, I saw movies of it, where you go into the mountain, you go back three miles in the mountain.
01:40:38.000 Have you seen this?
01:40:39.000 Yeah, there are.
01:40:40.000 Yeah, there's incredible cave systems.
01:40:41.000 Three fucking miles back.
01:40:42.000 But there's natural cave systems.
01:40:43.000 Giant rooms like this in there.
01:40:44.000 There's natural cave systems in Texas that go back miles into the mountains.
01:40:48.000 Into the hills, I should say.
01:40:49.000 That's where my head goes with this.
01:40:51.000 Ghosts, come on.
01:40:52.000 That's your own fear.
01:40:53.000 I don't know, but you know where you're talking about Muscle Shoals?
01:40:55.000 Yeah.
01:40:56.000 The feeling in that room?
01:40:57.000 There might be a similar feeling when a violent encounter happens in a house.
01:41:02.000 That might be what a ghost is.
01:41:03.000 What a ghost is might be this thing that you can't capture, you can't put it in a box, you can't weigh it on a scale, but you get a feeling when you're in a place where something horrible happened and you can feel it.
01:41:13.000 It's not impossible to imagine that that's the case.
01:41:17.000 And Rupert Sheldrake was the guy that I told you believed that, and he's a scientist, and some people would argue against it, but that he believes that things have memory.
01:41:26.000 And then it's possible that even this table has memory.
01:41:29.000 All the people that have sat where you sat.
01:41:31.000 I think it's got a vibe.
01:41:32.000 I'm not sure if it's memory.
01:41:33.000 You know it's got memory?
01:41:34.000 Water.
01:41:34.000 Nobody knows about that yet, water.
01:41:36.000 Right.
01:41:37.000 Because it never goes anywhere.
01:41:38.000 You can never get rid of water.
01:41:39.000 It's true.
01:41:40.000 You can boil it, steam it, it goes up, it comes back down.
01:41:42.000 Right.
01:41:42.000 I think when they find out the memory in water, I also got to tell you, for the billions of babies that were, this is terrible right now, strangled, people with their heads bashed in, murdered, wars, billions,
01:41:58.000 where are their ghosts?
01:42:00.000 Where's that?
01:42:01.000 Where's that energy?
01:42:02.000 Where is that energy?
01:42:04.000 Because in New York City alone, there were hundreds of thousands of people murdered.
01:42:08.000 Maybe you feel it.
01:42:09.000 That means apartment buildings should be going like this.
01:42:11.000 Not necessarily.
01:42:11.000 Because maybe it's accumulation of all experiences, positive and negative.
01:42:14.000 Maybe.
01:42:15.000 And the negative experiences are outweighed by the positive experiences.
01:42:18.000 For the most part, most of the time, life is pretty good.
01:42:22.000 Most of the time, life is not filled with war.
01:42:24.000 Life is not filled with cannibalism and murder and animals eating you most of the time.
01:42:29.000 So most of the memories accumulated in these individual areas were probably positive.
01:42:34.000 But sometimes the idea behind like haunted houses and shit like that is that something so extreme happened that the remnants of that experience are trapped in the very fiber of the room.
01:42:45.000 I don't know if I believe it, but it's not outside the realm of possibility.
01:42:48.000 I don't either, because I'll tell you, who thinks about it?
01:42:51.000 Some human.
01:42:52.000 Yeah.
01:42:52.000 That knew that.
01:42:53.000 Right.
01:42:54.000 Here's what I would test.
01:42:55.000 I would find out somewhere that some unbelievable murder was taking place.
01:43:00.000 Right.
01:43:00.000 Don't tell anybody, and let 10 families sleep in there.
01:43:03.000 See what happens.
01:43:03.000 Dun-dun-dun.
01:43:04.000 I'm sure they have those ghost shows.
01:43:06.000 You got more notes?
01:43:07.000 I do.
01:43:08.000 I just want to finish that thing about MMA. I want to ask you about Lil Tay.
01:43:13.000 Yeah.
01:43:14.000 About Lil what?
01:43:15.000 Who is it?
01:43:16.000 I did that for Jamie.
01:43:17.000 Lil Tay's a nine-year-old shit talker who flashes money and talks about her Bentleys and Rolls Royces.
01:43:22.000 Fuck, nine years old?
01:43:24.000 Nine years old.
01:43:24.000 It's fake.
01:43:25.000 Her parents talk her into it.
01:43:27.000 Sorry.
01:43:28.000 So, but anyway, MMA for me is a music modernization act.
01:43:33.000 Okay?
01:43:34.000 So about five, six years ago, Dean LaPolt and I just started looking at that, and she's beautiful, blonde lawyer, woman, great woman, very smart, very intelligent.
01:43:44.000 Speaks over here at Brandeis or somewhere.
01:43:47.000 She's my lawyer, was my manager for the longest time, but she and I decided to go to Washington and start flashing this shit around saying, you know, what's fair and what's not?
01:43:57.000 Why are musicians not getting paid?
01:43:58.000 Right.
01:43:59.000 So, I just thought, MMA, it's the same thing.
01:44:03.000 Music Modernization Act.
01:44:05.000 I won't forget this.
01:44:06.000 I sometimes forget it because my...
01:44:07.000 But that you can't forget.
01:44:09.000 So to attain fair market value royalty rates and treatment for music creators in the digital era.
01:44:15.000 The digital era right now is where if I... They can play my music because it's digital over air, you know, Spotify.
01:44:23.000 And I don't get paid.
01:44:25.000 The artist, fuck me.
01:44:26.000 I got enough money.
01:44:27.000 I'm the happiest guy on the planet.
01:44:29.000 I got beautiful kids, I go to sleep fucking with a smile on my face.
01:44:34.000 I get to do Joe fucking Rogan.
01:44:37.000 I'm happy.
01:44:38.000 I'm in a band named Aerosmith with Joe Perry.
01:44:41.000 I'm happy as can be.
01:44:43.000 But I look at these poor fucks that don't...
01:44:46.000 You gotta hear this.
01:44:47.000 Well today, too, they have to give up merchandise, they have to give up a piece of their concert sales, they have to give up everything.
01:44:53.000 Well, yeah, that's what's going on.
01:44:55.000 Because there's no more money in actual record sales.
01:44:57.000 It's called 24-7 or some kind of bullshit like that.
01:44:59.000 Some crazy thing where they have a piece of everything...
01:45:01.000 Because managers see it and they want your money.
01:45:03.000 Right.
01:45:03.000 Well, they also realize that their avenue of revenue is gone.
01:45:06.000 So then they locked on to merchandise, they locked on to ticket sales, which used to be all yours, right?
01:45:12.000 Yep.
01:45:12.000 Like when you used to do concerts back in the day, you used to get paid for your record, even if you got fucked over, you got some money from the record, but then you would get all the money for the concerts, right?
01:45:20.000 But, well, not unless we were own managers.
01:45:24.000 90-10 means we take 90% out, 10% of the gig goes to there.
01:45:28.000 So you make $800,000 an ID. But now the record company gets it.
01:45:31.000 Oh, God.
01:45:32.000 That's different, right?
01:45:33.000 Isn't that a different thing?
01:45:34.000 Well, the record company gets publishing.
01:45:38.000 You know, with all these digital outlets.
01:45:40.000 Of course.
01:45:40.000 And then the record company decides to give whatever is left to the artist, which is usually little to nothing.
01:45:49.000 Smokey fucking Robinson, my dear friend.
01:45:51.000 I go up to this guy and I go, I don't like you, but I love you.
01:45:59.000 That guy, all these songs.
01:46:02.000 Phenomenal.
01:46:02.000 This fucking guy went to the digitals.
01:46:07.000 Said, you owe me $250,000 with proof.
01:46:10.000 They offered him for his music being played over the last five years.
01:46:16.000 Why do they owe him that specific amount?
01:46:17.000 Because he was getting nothing back.
01:46:19.000 Nothing was coming to him.
01:46:20.000 He's going, shit, the coffers are empty.
01:46:22.000 You know, it says, what the fuck?
01:46:24.000 I'm Smokey Robinson.
01:46:26.000 I hear my music, his music's covered by thousands of people.
01:46:30.000 The guy knew, legally, $250,000 was owed to him.
01:46:34.000 Okay.
01:46:35.000 Okay?
01:46:36.000 He was offered $12,000, and he was said...
01:46:40.000 If you don't like it, sue us.
01:46:43.000 Now, Smokey, you don't have that kind of money.
01:46:45.000 So what we've done is...
01:46:47.000 How crazy is this?
01:46:48.000 Smokey Robinson doesn't have that kind of money.
01:46:50.000 You would think that Smokey Robinson should be just wealthy like a king.
01:46:54.000 And this is not to say he's not.
01:46:56.000 If he had no money at all, he's one of the happiest guys and his wife is his sweetest.
01:47:01.000 And maybe he's attained something that you and I don't recognize yet.
01:47:05.000 Or the mass media.
01:47:07.000 But he's got something.
01:47:09.000 He's rich.
01:47:10.000 But when it comes to him getting paid actually for his songs, that's really fucked up.
01:47:15.000 So what did he do?
01:47:16.000 What did he decide to do?
01:47:17.000 I don't know.
01:47:18.000 I don't know where it's going.
01:47:19.000 I gotta talk to him.
01:47:20.000 But David Israelite, the president and CEO of the National Music Publishers Association, and Dina, we went to Washington.
01:47:27.000 Imagine.
01:47:28.000 This beautiful blonde and this fucking guy.
01:47:30.000 Now we're in Washington and me, you know, saying, what's up with this?
01:47:35.000 This money is going right out the window and not to the artist.
01:47:38.000 These new artists are getting nothing.
01:47:41.000 So we decided to do something.
01:47:42.000 For the first time, songwriters will have representatives overseeing administration of mechanical licenses and administration.
01:47:51.000 So someone's now at least, not only can he complain, but there's someone watching that goes, no, no, no.
01:47:57.000 You do, in fact, legally owe him $250,000.
01:48:01.000 Smokey, come here.
01:48:02.000 Sit down.
01:48:03.000 And for the first time.
01:48:05.000 So this is something we're trying to get past in the next...
01:48:08.000 Don't you think?
01:48:09.000 Yeah.
01:48:10.000 It should be that?
01:48:11.000 No, I do think.
01:48:12.000 That's the reason why we're not on that.
01:48:14.000 We're not on Spotify.
01:48:15.000 And the reason why we're not on it is because it didn't make any sense.
01:48:18.000 They were like, we want to put you on.
01:48:19.000 It's going to be great for you.
01:48:20.000 I'm like, how's it great?
01:48:22.000 You guys are going to make money.
01:48:23.000 You guys are making money.
01:48:24.000 You don't give us any.
01:48:25.000 That whole streaming thing is this weird smoke and mirrors song and dance they put on.
01:48:30.000 You're going to be a part of something big.
01:48:32.000 But what are you selling?
01:48:33.000 All you sell is artists' work.
01:48:35.000 You don't have anything to sell.
01:48:37.000 And I say to them...
01:48:38.000 And then the artists get paid so little.
01:48:39.000 So little.
01:48:40.000 So where's the money going?
01:48:41.000 Because there's all these...
01:48:42.000 In their fucking pockets.
01:48:43.000 They're public companies and they're traded and they're worth millions and billions.
01:48:47.000 Like, where's all that money?
01:48:48.000 Where's it going?
01:48:49.000 What's generating it?
01:48:50.000 And you need to say to them, what if I'm bigger than you or a motherfucker?
01:48:54.000 Motherfucker.
01:48:55.000 Wow.
01:48:57.000 1909?
01:48:58.000 What are you saying?
01:48:59.000 The laws were written, check this out, in 1909. On track.
01:49:02.000 And not paid attention to.
01:49:04.000 Okay.
01:49:05.000 Till fucking yesterday.
01:49:06.000 Yesterday.
01:49:07.000 I mean, you know, five years ago.
01:49:09.000 So we're trying to get this shit going.
01:49:11.000 The Music Modernization Act gains momentum in the Senate.
01:49:13.000 Oh, Smokey Robinson.
01:49:15.000 Powerful.
01:49:15.000 Yesterday.
01:49:16.000 Yesterday.
01:49:17.000 Jesus Christ, Jamie, you're on the ball.
01:49:19.000 Wow.
01:49:20.000 So this is it right here.
01:49:21.000 I mean, you know, it's just...
01:49:22.000 Yeah, well, yeah, there's been some fuckery.
01:49:24.000 There's been some legal fuckery.
01:49:25.000 And, you know, it continues.
01:49:27.000 He created magic.
01:49:29.000 This guy, I said to him, what do you mean I don't like you, but I love you?
01:49:34.000 Seems that I'm always thinking of you.
01:49:36.000 Where the fuck did you come up with that line?
01:49:38.000 Like I've said to Paul, you know, what was this, you know...
01:49:42.000 He says, well, I was sent to New York to do some kind of publishing thing with lawyers...
01:49:48.000 And I was sitting in a hotel in New York right before I went in and I thought, I wrote those lyrics.
01:49:53.000 Somehow, him being a young black man with songs 50 years ago, in New York with lawyers, probably white, not just saying, He was put in a situation where he had the magic.
01:50:09.000 He had the magic.
01:50:10.000 He wrote in a paper, I don't like you, but I love you.
01:50:14.000 Maybe the hate that he had for what was about to happen created the opposite.
01:50:19.000 I don't know, but that's what he told me.
01:50:21.000 He said, I was down there and waiting to meet my lawyers, and I said, that?
01:50:25.000 Let me ask you this.
01:50:25.000 Because you never know.
01:50:26.000 When Napster came along...
01:50:28.000 I fucking hated that prick.
01:50:32.000 They started stealing our songs.
01:50:34.000 Yeah, great.
01:50:34.000 Take all the albums we've ever done.
01:50:37.000 Take all the albums Nuno Betancourt.
01:50:39.000 Take all the albums that fucking the Rolling Stones ever did.
01:50:42.000 Put them in a box over there.
01:50:44.000 Now all my friends can have access to that box.
01:50:47.000 No, no.
01:50:48.000 Anybody can do it.
01:50:49.000 It's peer-to-peer.
01:50:50.000 Everyone's sharing songs.
01:50:51.000 And I'm sure people are listening to me now and say, what a prick.
01:50:53.000 He's a fucking rich old fuck.
01:50:55.000 Right.
01:50:55.000 But what's happened is it's become the norm.
01:51:00.000 Well, what's become the norm is that people recognize that you can't do that with movies, right?
01:51:04.000 They recognize that if you're stealing movies, it's illegal.
01:51:06.000 Like if you get caught with a BitTorrent account, you got a bunch of movies on there and you're letting people download them, you can get prosecuted.
01:51:13.000 Yeah.
01:51:13.000 Let me ask you, why so much for that and not for somebody's songs?
01:51:17.000 Well, there is a thing with songs, too, but it's just not as common.
01:51:20.000 Right, Jamie?
01:51:21.000 Is that the case of people have been sued for having tons of songs, right?
01:51:25.000 Haven't they?
01:51:25.000 Yeah, but I think for sure the movie industry has gone after that.
01:51:29.000 Yes, they go after you.
01:51:30.000 The movie industry has gone after them.
01:51:31.000 If you're dubbing their movie.
01:51:32.000 Yeah.
01:51:33.000 It's just songs, for whatever reason, after Napster became something that people think that you should just be able to get for free.
01:51:40.000 Yeah.
01:51:40.000 And then you get, like, Apple Music and Spotify and...
01:51:44.000 What's the other one?
01:51:45.000 Spotify, what's the other?
01:51:46.000 There's another one?
01:51:48.000 Tidal's getting in trouble right now.
01:51:49.000 Who is?
01:51:50.000 Tidal, the company that Jay-Z owns with a few other artists.
01:51:52.000 They get in trouble for streaming too?
01:51:53.000 Faking streams and not paying people.
01:51:55.000 I mean, it's just, think about some new band.
01:51:58.000 It's fuckery.
01:51:58.000 My daughter, Chelsea, she's in a band with John Foster, her husband.
01:52:02.000 They put something out, and it's fucking ridiculously great.
01:52:05.000 Where's the money go?
01:52:06.000 Well, this is what I'm saying to you.
01:52:07.000 When Napster came along, and then things changed, do you think that's when the music business really got crazy?
01:52:16.000 That's when they really say, look, we're not getting money from record sales anymore.
01:52:20.000 We're in the record business.
01:52:21.000 They can do this shit digitally.
01:52:22.000 We've got to get a piece of that concert sales.
01:52:24.000 We've got to get a piece of those tickets.
01:52:26.000 We've got to get the merch.
01:52:27.000 We've got to get everything.
01:52:28.000 We've got to solidify.
01:52:29.000 We've got to still make it a big deal.
01:52:33.000 The pricks and the money grabbers from artists just re-thunked it.
01:52:37.000 Yeah, streaming.
01:52:38.000 They re-thunked it.
01:52:39.000 And streaming seems like a more hostile version of it.
01:52:42.000 But let me ask you, who do you think gets the money at the end of the day?
01:52:45.000 Somebody.
01:52:46.000 Executives.
01:52:47.000 You bet your ass.
01:52:47.000 It goes somewhere.
01:52:48.000 You know, when I watch this movie called Vinyl, you see that?
01:52:52.000 No, I haven't seen that.
01:52:53.000 It's a documentary on whatever.
01:52:57.000 When it was out for a bit, Mick Jagger and Martin Scorsese, they did a pretty good job.
01:53:04.000 They just got too into the character's brain going fucking crazy.
01:53:07.000 And not enough of what was really going on.
01:53:09.000 It was the New York Dolls.
01:53:10.000 Mick Jagger's son was called the squeaky parts or the nasty parts.
01:53:16.000 And it showed the managers Snorting blow and thinking how they could fucking take this and that.
01:53:22.000 It was so easy.
01:53:23.000 All the money was coming into them.
01:53:24.000 They were making deals where the nasty parts weren't even signed to the label.
01:53:28.000 But you hear that?
01:53:29.000 They were signed to the manager and the manager had a secret deal with Sony.
01:53:35.000 But you hear that about boxers having shitty creepy managers.
01:53:40.000 You hear it about musicians, comedians, everything.
01:53:43.000 I hope there's kids out there right now listening to this that want to become lawyers and say, it should be the wild, wild west with these guys.
01:53:51.000 It should be a new type of lawyer.
01:53:54.000 My uncle used to say, oh really?
01:53:56.000 You know another way when I would say things to him like, You know, what about these lawyers that took on a case, they find out after a year and a half, the case is still going on, grand jury, but they find out that the guy that they're handling really murdered the girl.
01:54:15.000 He's not allowed to speak.
01:54:17.000 They're not allowed to speak.
01:54:18.000 Because that's the way we are.
01:54:19.000 Shit's got to change.
01:54:21.000 They can bow out, but usually they don't.
01:54:25.000 You know, when O.J. Simpson was caught, right?
01:54:32.000 They chased him around.
01:54:34.000 A dear friend of Aerosmith's, when we got sober, we got sober in 88, the whole band did.
01:54:38.000 We had a guy to come out with us every month.
01:54:40.000 And we'd have meetings and make sure everything was right, beautiful and cool.
01:54:44.000 We're in Germany.
01:54:45.000 How's everybody feeling?
01:54:46.000 Go in the room.
01:54:46.000 You cool?
01:54:47.000 Yeah.
01:54:48.000 Everybody good?
01:54:48.000 You feel like using?
01:54:49.000 Fuck yeah.
01:54:50.000 Are you gonna know?
01:54:50.000 You know, shit like that.
01:54:51.000 Really cool guy.
01:54:53.000 He was asked to go in and see OJ. Toxic psychosis.
01:54:57.000 Out of his fucking mind.
01:55:00.000 Snorted so much coke and speed.
01:55:03.000 Oops.
01:55:04.000 Didn't mean to do that.
01:55:04.000 Hold on.
01:55:05.000 Who had toxic psychosis?
01:55:06.000 OJ Simpson.
01:55:07.000 He did?
01:55:08.000 My guy, he's passed away since.
01:55:10.000 OJ Simpson snorted coke and speed?
01:55:13.000 OJ Simpson?
01:55:14.000 You don't think he was on coke that night?
01:55:15.000 I don't know.
01:55:15.000 You tell me.
01:55:16.000 I didn't know.
01:55:17.000 You tell me.
01:55:17.000 Well, you're the one who brought it up.
01:55:19.000 It's not out there?
01:55:20.000 I didn't hear that.
01:55:20.000 Did you hear it, Jamie?
01:55:21.000 Well, he was so fucked up.
01:55:22.000 I can only tell you a hearsay.
01:55:26.000 Did I see him myself?
01:55:27.000 No.
01:55:28.000 No.
01:55:29.000 It makes sense.
01:55:30.000 My guy was brought in there, and I'll tell you why.
01:55:33.000 Because he was one of those AA gurus.
01:55:38.000 That the court system saw as somebody that if he says, Joe Rogan, he was on drugs that night, he didn't know what he was doing.
01:55:47.000 And now the judge goes, okay, let's get him into rehab and he's not, you know.
01:55:52.000 Yeah, but you can't do that with murder.
01:55:55.000 Nobody's going to buy that.
01:55:56.000 Toxic psychosis, you cut your wife's head off.
01:55:58.000 He was on drugs.
01:56:01.000 There's some kind of law.
01:56:02.000 Anyway, the lawyers were looking to find someone to say that if he was caught.
01:56:07.000 They never did a blood test on him.
01:56:10.000 But my guy came out.
01:56:11.000 When he was arrested.
01:56:11.000 My guy came out.
01:56:12.000 He was in jail.
01:56:13.000 Right.
01:56:13.000 He came out and said he was fucking...
01:56:15.000 Toxic psychosis is when you do too much cocaine or too much speed or too much anything.
01:56:20.000 Right.
01:56:21.000 You know, like...
01:56:22.000 But he also had a history of domestic abuse.
01:56:24.000 He was very violent.
01:56:25.000 He had hit her a bunch of times.
01:56:26.000 And it could have just been that he went crazy and just stabbed her.
01:56:28.000 But didn't all his friends say he was doing blow all the time?
01:56:31.000 Didn't that guy that he jumped out the window say he was selling a blow?
01:56:35.000 I don't know.
01:56:36.000 Oh, I do.
01:56:36.000 Look it up.
01:56:37.000 I would have to...
01:56:38.000 Anyway, so I'm just telling you, sometimes these things do exist.
01:56:41.000 Yes.
01:56:43.000 That's a sad thing.
01:56:44.000 What does that have to do with corrupt managers?
01:56:47.000 I don't know.
01:56:48.000 I don't know either.
01:56:48.000 I'm not sure how I got there.
01:56:49.000 It's okay.
01:56:50.000 What was I saying?
01:56:51.000 What do you got, Jamie?
01:56:52.000 The lawyers.
01:56:53.000 Fucking lawyers.
01:56:53.000 Oh right, I was going to lawyers.
01:56:54.000 Fucking lawyers.
01:56:55.000 So a lawyer brought in this AA guru, a guy that knows about drugs and says, hey, he was on drugs that day.
01:57:02.000 It kind of softens the blow of the murder.
01:57:04.000 He didn't know what he was doing.
01:57:05.000 If he was convicted.
01:57:06.000 If he was convicted.
01:57:07.000 Right.
01:57:08.000 So he never, you know, look it, come on.
01:57:10.000 So that was what they were going to probably use on appeal.
01:57:12.000 Yeah, you know how lawyers are.
01:57:14.000 To write in a sentence.
01:57:14.000 Lawyers will bring him in.
01:57:17.000 Like right now, Trump won't say I apologize to John McCain because if he does...
01:57:23.000 Doesn't everything else he said then come into light?
01:57:26.000 I don't know.
01:57:26.000 You tell me.
01:57:27.000 That's a good point, but he never apologizes about anything.
01:57:30.000 No, but so what?
01:57:31.000 Just say he did now.
01:57:33.000 He's got lawyers.
01:57:34.000 Listen, I knew these fucking lawyers.
01:57:36.000 They tell him, no, no, no, no, no.
01:57:39.000 Don't apologize now because if you do, it's going to shed light on all the other shit you said about McCain.
01:57:44.000 I don't think he listens.
01:57:45.000 I think Trump does whatever the fuck he wants.
01:57:47.000 I don't think he's gonna listen to any...he's a 72-year-old billionaire and I don't think he listens to anybody.
01:57:53.000 I think he does whatever the fuck he wants.
01:57:55.000 That's what I think.
01:57:56.000 That's the only thing that explains his tweeting and all that crazy shit that he says all the time.
01:58:01.000 Perhaps.
01:58:02.000 That's just complete guessing.
01:58:04.000 No, I know him.
01:58:06.000 I knew him.
01:58:06.000 Did you?
01:58:07.000 Yeah, fuck yeah.
01:58:07.000 Does it feel weird that he's a president?
01:58:09.000 Very.
01:58:10.000 He called...okay.
01:58:16.000 Amy, over there, worked for his wife for seven years.
01:58:21.000 And then I got her.
01:58:24.000 And I was in Maui, sitting on my bed, and I get a phone call.
01:58:28.000 It's Donald.
01:58:28.000 She goes, Jesus Christ, it's Donald.
01:58:31.000 She hands me the phone.
01:58:32.000 Do you say the Donald or just Donald?
01:58:33.000 No, she said it's Donald.
01:58:34.000 You work for Ivanka.
01:58:37.000 I'm just kidding.
01:58:38.000 Melania.
01:58:38.000 Okay.
01:58:39.000 She worked for Melania and the family for seven years.
01:58:41.000 Okay.
01:58:42.000 Um...
01:58:44.000 I get the phone call, I pick it up, I'm sitting down, and I said, hey Donald.
01:58:48.000 Because I'd been down to Mar-a-Lago and offered money to do shows, one-offs for him, and just stuff.
01:58:56.000 I've been up to his little castle.
01:58:58.000 And he calls me up and I said, Donald, you can't use Dream On.
01:59:04.000 As for causes, not campaigns.
01:59:07.000 And he did anyway.
01:59:09.000 He did anyway.
01:59:10.000 And I had to assume.
01:59:11.000 I got Dina to assume.
01:59:12.000 Send him a letter of cease and desist.
01:59:14.000 So I've been through that shit.
01:59:15.000 So I kind of know where lawyers live.
01:59:18.000 You know, this whole world's run by lawyers.
01:59:20.000 And Donald's got 90 lawyers that are telling him what the fuck.
01:59:23.000 Okay, maybe he's not listening.
01:59:25.000 But when everyone is saying, if you just say, John McCain is a fucking hero.
01:59:31.000 If we don't see John McCain as a hero, then how do you expect any young people to want to ever join the armed forces?
01:59:38.000 Because for everything they do and bullets they take, they're going to be laughed at by presidents like Trump.
01:59:44.000 What the fuck are you saying, Donald?
01:59:46.000 Well, he said something crazy like, I like soldiers that don't get caught.
01:59:51.000 But they do.
01:59:53.000 War is war.
01:59:55.000 Soldiers don't get caught because they want to.
01:59:57.000 Exactly.
01:59:58.000 So I just tell you that he's not saying anything because he's being told what to do.
02:00:05.000 See, I think he just does whatever the fuck he wants.
02:00:07.000 And if the lawyers tell him, Stephen says you can't play Dream On, he's like, fuck him.
02:00:11.000 I know, that's what he did.
02:00:12.000 He played with anyone, so I had sent him a cease and desist.
02:00:14.000 Then he sends a letter and said, what?
02:00:16.000 When I'm playing Kid Rock or fuck something, what?
02:00:19.000 What?
02:00:22.000 Did he found a better song?
02:00:23.000 He goes, I found a better song.
02:00:24.000 Actually, I'm going to frame it.
02:00:26.000 Well, that's his thing, you know?
02:00:28.000 He likes insulting people.
02:00:29.000 And you know what?
02:00:30.000 I see how people get off on his what it is-ness.
02:00:34.000 I get that.
02:00:35.000 Isn't he a president for this time, though?
02:00:37.000 I mean, this is the time we were talking before the show about people trying to drag people down and social media and there's so much hostility and people looking to be angry and insult.
02:00:45.000 This is the time for that.
02:00:47.000 In a lot of ways, unfortunately.
02:00:48.000 I wonder if he's opening something good.
02:00:50.000 Is he opening Pandora's box for good?
02:00:52.000 Or is he opening Pandora's box for bad?
02:00:54.000 It's our choice.
02:00:55.000 I think it's our choice.
02:00:56.000 But he's our president.
02:00:58.000 He's a president.
02:00:59.000 But I think we can respond to this bad feeling that we have about those kind of actions in a positive way.
02:01:05.000 I think that's where there's an opening.
02:01:07.000 I think the opening is for people to recognize that You're not gonna live forever.
02:01:11.000 You can't insult people into the grave and feel good when you're dying.
02:01:13.000 It doesn't matter.
02:01:14.000 Like, what makes you feel good right now?
02:01:16.000 If something makes you feel good to constantly be knocking people down and shitting on their grave, you're probably a terrible person.
02:01:23.000 Nobody wants to be a terrible person.
02:01:25.000 At least the majority of people don't.
02:01:26.000 So I think the majority of people are going to recognize that this path is a bad one.
02:01:30.000 That it might feel good in the short term to say, fuck you!
02:01:34.000 Yeah!
02:01:34.000 We're going to make America great again!
02:01:36.000 We're going to fucking light the world on fire!
02:01:37.000 But I think after a while, when the tide goes in and the tide goes out, people are going to realize that this is not the way to go.
02:01:44.000 I hope.
02:01:45.000 I hope we're going to learn.
02:01:46.000 I think the world is getting better overall.
02:01:48.000 I think there's terrible moments that have always existed throughout human history.
02:01:52.000 But I think overall, if you look at the period of time we live in now, You know, and Steven Pinker wrote a great book about this, and there's a lot of evidence.
02:02:00.000 I fucking read his book.
02:02:02.000 Yeah, there's a lot of evidence and points to that.
02:02:03.000 Every now and then I'll find somebody, I'll read something, see something, and I call my managers, get me his number.
02:02:10.000 Call Steven up.
02:02:10.000 I'm from Boston.
02:02:11.000 I met him and had lunch.
02:02:13.000 He's great.
02:02:14.000 At the, what do you call, crab.
02:02:16.000 You know Boston?
02:02:17.000 Yes.
02:02:17.000 One of the best restaurants on the planet.
02:02:19.000 The Barking Crab.
02:02:19.000 The Barking Crab.
02:02:21.000 I fucking met him.
02:02:21.000 I had lunch with him.
02:02:22.000 And my manager, Rebecca.
02:02:24.000 What a fucking slamming guy.
02:02:25.000 Yeah, he's a really kind person.
02:02:26.000 Long hair, as fucking smart as can be.
02:02:28.000 Super friendly.
02:02:28.000 This is the kind of people.
02:02:31.000 I agree with you.
02:02:32.000 It's time for lifting up.
02:02:34.000 Yeah.
02:02:34.000 Well, I think that's going to happen.
02:02:36.000 I really do.
02:02:36.000 There's a big film on us right now.
02:02:37.000 It's natural.
02:02:38.000 There's a big film on us.
02:02:39.000 Well, the more stupid shit goes on like this, the more people are going to recognize that this is not good.
02:02:45.000 It doesn't make people feel good.
02:02:46.000 And it's not even good for conservatives.
02:02:48.000 But conservatives just like it because it's their turn now.
02:02:51.000 And their turn, they got a bully on their side.
02:02:53.000 The bully's going to kick ass.
02:02:54.000 It's going to fucking do things the way we want.
02:02:56.000 Yeah!
02:02:56.000 But even they're going to realize, like, this isn't the way you would admire people.
02:03:00.000 This isn't the way to go.
02:03:02.000 There's a possibility to be kind and conservative at the same time.
02:03:06.000 This is possible.
02:03:08.000 I think things will balance out.
02:03:10.000 Well, you know, only time will tell.
02:03:12.000 Yeah, look, I'm overly optimistic at times, so don't listen to me.
02:03:17.000 No, that's the best way to be.
02:03:18.000 I think so.
02:03:19.000 You definitely don't want to go into the hole.
02:03:21.000 That's what I'm saying, dawg.
02:03:22.000 I mean, look at the music business.
02:03:23.000 You know, look at Hunter S. Thompson.
02:03:25.000 Quote...
02:03:27.000 The music business, you know, when it comes to streaming, you know this one.
02:03:30.000 I love The Scrolls.
02:03:31.000 It's a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs.
02:03:38.000 There's also a negative side.
02:03:41.000 I fucking...
02:03:41.000 Hunter and I, we were good friends for a bit.
02:03:44.000 I love that guy.
02:03:45.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:03:46.000 I'm a giant fan.
02:03:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:03:47.000 Him and you.
02:03:48.000 Yeah.
02:03:48.000 Let's wrap this up right here.
02:03:50.000 Dude, you're the best.
02:03:50.000 What do you say?
02:03:50.000 You're the best.
02:03:51.000 I fucking hope this is...
02:03:52.000 We gotta do this again.
02:03:54.000 I hope we opened up some doors here.
02:03:56.000 We did.
02:03:56.000 We had a great conversation.
02:03:57.000 He certainly opened up some doors with me about UFOs and shit.
02:03:59.000 He brought a crystal ball.
02:04:00.000 I gotta rethink my shit.
02:04:01.000 That.
02:04:01.000 That's what I believe.
02:04:02.000 You know what?
02:04:02.000 It's totally possible that UFOs are real, but beware of people that tell you they know the truth.
02:04:08.000 Because people want to know the truth.
02:04:09.000 So the people that come along and tell you, I know the truth, too many of them are full of shit.
02:04:14.000 It's an easy con game.
02:04:17.000 That's my thought on it.
02:04:19.000 Steven Tyler, motherfucker.
02:04:21.000 Respect.
02:04:22.000 Goodnight.
02:04:23.000 Goodnight.