In this episode, the guys talk about the new Apple Watch Series 4, the new iPhone 8, and the new Samsung Galaxy Note 4. They also talk about how Apple and Samsung are battling it out for dominance in the smartphone game. We also discuss the Apple Watch and Samsung s new Galaxy phones, and how they are fighting it out in the battle for dominance. Finally, we talk about Apple's new AR feature, Memojis, and other cool things Apple is doing with their new operating system, iOS 11.1, and what it means for the future of the company and how it will change the way we interact with the world. Enjoy the episode and tweet us what you think! Timestamps: 1:00 - Apple Watch 4 4:20 - Samsung Galaxy 4 6:30 - Apple s new iPhone 8 8:15 - Samsung's new Galaxy phone 9:40 - What's next for Apple s operating system? 11:30 12:00 13:15 16:00 Apple s latest operating system 17:00 What s next for the iPhone? 18:00 Can Apple and Android go head-to-head? 19:00 The future of Apple s future? 21:00 Is this a match-up good or bad? 22:00 Will Apple or Android s going to be better? 23:00 Thoughts on the iPhone and Android? 24:00 Should we be more like the iPad? 25:00 Do you like it? 26: Is there a better company? 27:00 How do we feel about the iPhone or the Android phone? 29:00 Are we better than the iPad or the iPad?? 30:00 32:00 We ll find out soon? 35:00 My thoughts on Apple? 36:00 Would you like to be an Android guy? 37:00 Who do you like the real person? 39:30 What do you think of the iPhone 5? 40:00 Does the iPhone have the best emoji emoji? 45:00? 47:30 Can you be a cheap fucks? 56: What are you a real guy or a real dude? ? Theme song by Jeffree Star? Music by Ian Dorsch? Theme Song by Ian Somerhalder Theme by Jeff Perla ( ) Music and music by Jeff Williams ( )
00:00:37.000But then they have this app on the Apple now called Gear, which lets you hook up your phone, but you can't really interact with it.
00:00:45.000You can't talk or anything, but it's actually kind of nice.
00:00:48.000You just want to know stuff's going on.
00:00:50.000Yeah, we were saying it's probably better that you can't interact with it.
00:00:53.000Because Jamie was telling me that you could do walkie-talkie with your iPhones now.
00:00:59.000Yeah, that's still being announced right now, so I don't know all the details, but the Worldwide Developers Conference is going on, the WWDC, so they announced the new operating system, the new Apple Watch, and the new automatic workout detection, walkie-talkie mode, and something else is going on.
00:01:41.000It's not helping when I go, if I'm looking, and you were talking, and I go like this, I look down, and you think, hey, you have to go someplace?
00:07:24.000Because it used to be, like, they would lock it down where, like, let's say you had Verizon.
00:07:28.000So you could only use this phone on Verizon, with Verizon stuff, and then you would jailbreak it, and then you could, like, open it up to, like, all these other types of apps.
00:07:37.000It's just, if they would stop being greedy fucks, Just stop being so greedy.
00:11:08.000Even how we find porn is different now.
00:11:13.000I'm thinking about you talking about this keyboard.
00:11:15.000It still has a little bit of old school to it.
00:11:18.000It has an old school feel to what you're saying.
00:11:21.000Anytime somebody's using Windows, I know it's like, oh, they're connected to the past still.
00:11:25.000Well, I just switched over to it recently when I fucked around with a ThinkPad one day, and I was like, wow, this keyboard is so much better.
00:11:33.000Because I have a MacBook, too, one of the new MacBook Pros.
00:12:42.000And something that could take a beating, too.
00:12:44.000Yeah, I still fuck around with that when I, you know, I still have it, so I fuck around with that if I travel, if I go online, if I'm just web surfing, it's fine for that.
00:15:47.000But they would just send you, so you would pay, and you had like, say, three days, and if you didn't send it back, they would charge you the $9.
00:15:59.000Like, that page right there he's showing us should be like, all your candidates for Democrat, and if you don't, you have three days to pick, and if you don't pick, your vote goes to them.
00:16:58.000I mean, you want to talk about a guy who's seen it all.
00:17:01.000I'm never surprised when someone like that, with that type of personality, I'm not surprised that you see the kind of life and career he's had.
00:19:10.000I was at the Laugh Factory, and he was there.
00:19:14.000He was watching, and then Scooter, who's a buddy of mine, Scooter Braun, you know, Scooter comes down, you know, and he says, hey, yeah, Erica, Justin would like to see you.
00:19:22.000And at first I was like, you don't summon me!
00:19:29.000But of course I was like, alright, let's go.
00:19:32.000I went and then I saw him too and I realized, because I'm a nerd this way, I'm a fan of all types of music, so I think the kid's dynamic.
00:32:33.000And then, by the way, the showcase for the graduation was at the Comedy Store in the OR. So the first time I ever did stand-up comedy was in the OR at the Comedy Store.
00:33:50.000I was killing back then with that shit, man.
00:33:54.000Isn't it brutal, though, when you go to a real show with that shit and it's crickets?
00:34:00.000But on an open mic night, it's weird, right?
00:34:02.000There's open mic night material where it does okay on open mic nights.
00:34:07.000And you're like, this is some good material, I just gotta develop it.
00:34:09.000I don't even think it's even open mic.
00:34:11.000I think even worse is doing it in front of a crowd.
00:34:14.000You know, this is what happens to get, we're getting sidetracked, but I love it.
00:34:17.000You know when you go into Middle America, when you first were coming up and you were still a major headliner, and then like the local guy will be there.
00:34:22.000That local guy is now gonna be on Joe Rogan's show in Iowa, and he's gonna be performing in front of two or three hundred people.
00:34:30.000That type of hacking material is gonna kill with those people.
00:34:34.000Then that person now thinks that this is how you do it, and they bring that to LA and New York.
00:34:40.000And then they're like, how come this isn't working?
00:34:42.000And then they're seeing like a thousand other comics talking about the same subjects, and then they don't realize how they have to find some originality in what they're doing.
00:35:58.000When you're working on things, you work on it in your way that if you looked at all your material, you might now see the common thread and that's how you put together an act.
00:36:11.000That's how you're able to talk about a subject for so long because we've now woven together these thoughts that we don't think are connected, but when we look at them, we go, oh, I'm actually...
00:36:20.000This subject actually flows into this, and it connects very nicely.
00:36:36.000And now I'm looking at these professionals, and I saw Mencia.
00:36:38.000And at that particular time, I was like, I saw him, and when he talked about Taco Bell and stuff, I thought, you know, I think I could do this, you know?
00:37:47.000Like, you know, at the Comedy Store and some dude comes up to you, you're just kind of like, what do you want to talk to me about right now, dude?
00:40:10.000But don't you find yourself, have you ever gone up in a bit, because you have a way of performing, like, you know, you have a, you know, it's Joe mode, you know, you're on there, it's going to be powerful, and you're like really, and then have you ever just gone on and kind of like not done it that way,
00:40:26.000but then now you get laughs at a completely different point in your set?
00:41:58.000Like, if you're a political comic, people might laugh at how passionate you are about being a libertarian, or how passionate you are about being an atheist.
00:42:08.000Maybe they don't agree with you, or maybe they do agree with you, but they're laughing at how you are connected to what you're saying.
00:42:15.000And I think that that's another element.
00:42:35.000You know, like, if you went into music, or I went into music, like, you could be in a rock band, or you could be in a blues band, or you could do, like, country music, and everybody would be clearly defined.
00:42:50.000You know what's funny about that, though, is I know that there's no categories, but I do think that it is similar to music in that we're not going to change the rules of communication.
00:42:59.000And I think that's where people get in the way.
00:43:01.000So when you're on a piano, you're not going to make new chords.
00:43:04.000It's still going to be A, B, C, D, G. You know what I mean?
00:43:07.000And certain chords, when they go together, are not going to sound good.
00:43:11.000No matter what, you're not going to reinvent the wheel.
00:43:13.000So I think the baseline of comedy is just being able to communicate your points.
00:43:18.000And I think when you're a person that can communicate your points and they're solid and clear, then the jokes on top of that are what the entertainment is going to be.
00:43:29.000But you know, you still got to like, you know when somebody says they're telling a story and nobody says anything and then they go, well, you know, you had to be there.
00:44:05.000Yeah, but I mean, that's just the case with all songs and everything too, but there's styles, you know, like there's certain styles of comedy.
00:44:12.000I guess there's styles of comedy, but they vary so much.
00:46:27.000All my preconceived notions of like, and it's something stupid, a stupid male thing is to see a woman fighting and then the first thought is, oh yeah, somebody hurt her.
00:48:24.000Okay, but if I hit Ronda Rousey in the face, her and I go out on a date, something happens, we have a scuffle, and it gets on video that I punch Ronda Rousey in the face, I'm now a pariah in society for the rest of my life.
00:48:38.000But this woman who trains and is like a beast...
00:53:17.000Unless you're 100% all in with your training and your learning and your development, you're making sure that you've got the right training partners and the right coaching and the right staff and nutrition and all these different things.
00:53:30.000If you have any part of that missing, then the people coming up who have all those bases covered, they're going to surpass you.
00:53:38.000Because they're talented too, and that's what happened with her.
00:58:13.000I'd rather just keep some things to just myself.
00:58:15.000This is a man who has a family now, has reached a level of success that he is comfortable, and now you're starting to see, like, not everyone needs to know everything.
00:58:36.000In this day and age, everybody does everything on social media, and I've done a bunch of things, put them on social media, but I think there's a benefit.
01:02:12.000He was the gatekeeper I had to get past.
01:02:14.000So it took me a year and a half of doing belly room and just hanging around and people keep saying to him, hey, you should put Eric Griffin.
01:02:38.000This is like a year later, so it's like 2005, you know, 2005, 2006. It's around that time, 2004, 2005, 2006. I'm not sure when it was, you know?
01:02:49.000And then as I'm leaving, they're bringing her through the main room, and they're helping her through the hallway to go to the kitchen.
01:02:56.000And she stops, and she looks at me and says, you were funny.
01:03:01.000And those are the only words she ever spoke to me.
01:07:01.000But one of the things that's nice about the Comedy Store, for sure...
01:07:06.000I attribute this to the internet because I think what's going on with the internet now is there's so many opportunities for comedians now that we're not in competition with each other anymore.
01:07:34.000That expression is a deadly fucking, it's just a poison to your life and the way you think about the world that a lot of people have that problem, that famine thinking.
01:07:43.000I think people still feel like that now, but I always liken it to golf.
01:07:47.000You know, I think that we're on a leaderboard, but we're still fighting against ourselves.
01:07:52.000Yeah, but no, because golf, you're competing.
01:07:54.000You're still competing for the championship.
01:07:56.000There's no competing at the comedy store.
01:07:58.000No, I know, I know, but what I'm saying...
01:07:59.000But in the world of stand-up comedy today, I think there's so many opportunities, there's so many places to work, so many stand-up, especially when you're doing The Road, there's so many theaters, so many comedy clubs, so many...
01:08:08.000But there's still only 52 weeks of the year.
01:09:27.000You know what got me more than anything is doing morning radio where you had to get up early in the morning and then you tried to get some sleep and you never could and then you were just wrecked.
01:09:35.000And then the only time you didn't get...
01:10:01.000That's the thing is, like, if you don't get good sleep, and that's the problem with doing three nights in a row in different places when I tour.
01:10:11.000That third night, you gotta, that third night, well, three nights in a row, if you're just in Caroline's, that's okay, because you're getting up in the morning in the same hotel room, but when you get up and you have to go to the airport and then fly, land to a new place, take a shower, go to the gym, try to wake up, That's where it fucks you up.
01:10:27.000Three nights in a row, by the time the third night comes around, you're like, damn, I'm kind of worn the fuck out.
01:10:31.000Well, you just said something that's not even a part of my thing.
01:10:34.000Like, you know, you said, like, get up, go to the gym.
01:10:45.000When I fly somewhere, if I fly in, I put my fucking bag down, I unzip it, I take my shorts out, I put my fucking running shoes on or whatever I'm gonna wear, I go right to the gym.
01:15:27.000I think the ability to have a real, realistic robot that'll fuck you, that's not hard, because you just think about all the moves that it has to do.
01:17:48.000Yeah, it shouldn't feel like it's been cleaned and used.
01:17:53.000You keep the plastic on it, like a phone, you know when you get your phone?
01:17:57.000But those real dolls, they move like a real person.
01:18:01.000If you didn't mind practicing on the girl real doll, you would order the girl real doll with small breasts.
01:18:08.000You know, so like the breasts don't get in the way, and then you can work your mount, get your arm bars in, your triangles, and then when you're done, you fuck up.
01:18:23.000I'm talking about if you date the UFC, do you think Ronda Rodney and her guy, do they get excited like that when they're fighting each other?
01:19:29.000Well, the idea is you can't hit people as hard with bare knuckles, so you're going to get cut up a little bit, but you're not going to get the same kind of head trauma.
01:22:59.000When I do this and I'm knocking on, I just feel, wow, I just feel how that would be like, oh man.
01:23:04.000Well, it's interesting because a lot of people, I was saying for the longest time, you shouldn't have even wraps on your hands.
01:23:10.000Because it gives people an unrealistic idea of what you could do with your hands.
01:23:14.000And why are there pads on your knuckles when there's not pads on your shins or pads on your knees or pads on your heel or pads on your elbow?
01:23:21.000Because you're smashing people with elbows.
01:23:24.000There's way more power That you can generate hitting someone with an elbow, with a bare elbow, than you can with a bare fist.
01:23:32.000Because a bare fist, if you hit someone in the forehead, or even in the cheek sometimes, you break your hand.
01:24:25.000That dude got KO'd by Jeremy Stevens, who's like one of the most ruthless knockout artists in the UFC, and he's got...
01:24:32.000Major facial fractures Major his like orbital was fractured his cheekbone was fractured his nasal cavity was fractured like fucking everything is fractured and he just had emergency surgery Like the second surgery.
01:24:49.000He went to Orlando where the fight was and they either misdiagnosed him or they missed some of the injuries, but he was still fucked up.
01:24:57.000They didn't catch a lot of things, he says.
01:24:58.000And then he went to another doctor and got an MRI and they immediately took him into surgery.
01:25:04.000Like, dude, your fucking whole head is broken.
01:25:33.000It's also a young man's game because...
01:25:36.000By the time you're 40, you've got to think you've been doing it for a long time, which means you've been absorbing a lot of punishment for a long time, which means you should probably be done.
01:25:45.000If you want to live into your 70s and 80s and be able to hold your bowels in and know where your keys are, there's a certain point in time where you can't get hit anymore.
01:26:04.000Yeah, they just, they can't, you know, they're like, Doc Rivers, I got Clippers tickets, so I see Doc Rivers, he's on the sideline, he can't even.
01:26:11.000He's also a really tall guy, and that alone, all those leverage points, and all the impact, the constant, and especially I mean, a lot of these guys, they didn't understand overtraining.
01:26:24.000They just toughed it out and worked through them.
01:26:26.000You know, back injuries, weird spinal issues.
01:26:30.000That's why I think they should let every professional athlete for, like, there's a week period where they get to take some steroids and recover.
01:31:41.000Because the thing about, like, one thing that's weird about specials now, that, you know, they have to be, you know, you could tell, oh, they filmed that a year ago or two years ago, and it's like, we're not allowed to, like, you know.
01:33:24.000Showtime Anytime, and yeah, you can watch it there.
01:33:27.000And I just think that we need to, I want to hear, with all this stuff that's been going on, especially with Trump, in the Trump era, imagine, like...
01:34:06.000Yeah, but by the way, if they got rid of the Electoral College, then the Republican candidate would come to California, they'd go up to Northern California, and they'd get 10-15 million votes for them anyway.
01:43:47.000So the second show was so loosey-goosey and I think I captured something here.
01:43:52.000Yeah, Portland's an interesting place because it's real liberal to the point where they go so far left that they're like militant in a way.
01:46:34.000And this is like what we're seeing from this Roseanne stuff.
01:46:37.000Like, dude, I've been called a racist more times over the last few days for defending Roseanne and saying that I know her, she's mentally ill, and that she's on all kinds of pills.
01:48:45.000If she had problems with her lungs, And she was smoking cigarettes and coughing up blood and doing stupid shit like trying to run marathons.
01:48:55.000Would people go, hey, you know, what the fuck is wrong with you?
01:49:58.000You know, I think she gets a free pass on doing that.
01:50:01.000But I think that when you make a mistake, this is what's missing from our society now.
01:50:05.000She made a mistake, you should be allowed to apologize for that mistake, live with the shame, and then you move on.
01:50:12.000But what we're trying to do now is remove people from society altogether.
01:50:17.000Like, I don't want to, like, I'm not gonna, like, we're not gonna excuse her behavior.
01:50:22.000We're not even gonna say that there's, you know, Even whatever the reason is, all the mental illness and all this kind of stuff, it's still a mistake what happened.
01:50:32.000She's well enough to work on a television show, so I'm saying she made this mistake, and I'm not with saying that she's a racist either, because even when I read that, I'm just saying as a comic.
01:50:46.000We say things that a regular person is going to translate the math into like, well, this is because you don't like black people or women, or you don't like Jews, or you don't like...
01:52:21.000Kevin James got up in the middle of the night, cooked a meal, went to bed, got up in the morning, and his wife confronted him like, did you do that?
01:53:21.000On antidepressants, which you're not supposed to be, and then she's smoking pot, which I'm sure you're probably not supposed to do either when you're on those things, and she's an older lady who just got off of an exhausting schedule that almost, in her words, almost killed her.
01:53:34.000She had bronchitis when she was filming.
01:54:33.000What if that girl gets on TV, or she gets on Twitter, and she says something totally racist, throws some n-bombs, and there's nothing wrong with her.
01:55:53.000This is something that we're prone to it.
01:55:56.000Do you think it's because people are scared that they're going to get called out on it themselves?
01:56:00.000So when they see someone who's doing something wrong, they go after them, attack them with everything they have to almost divert any sort of...
01:56:07.000Because people are scared that people are going to turn on them.
01:56:09.000Especially in this day and age, when people turn on people for...
01:57:35.000But in the meantime, there's going to be collateral damage for that until we now get back to a time where we can, like, men will act like gentlemen.
01:57:43.000We'll be able to have interpersonal relationships with women at work and in a setting and make it professional.
01:57:50.000But at the same time, we also don't want a sterile environment.
01:57:52.000When you go to these seminars, because even for our show now, because of all this, you have to have a sexual harassment meeting before you start.
01:58:01.000I went to those for Hardball, a show that I was on in 94. But one of the things they always say, because you can't define this, you know it when you see it.
01:58:10.000Well, that's what they used to say about pornography.
01:58:12.000But that's what we've lost, that ability to understand that.
01:58:16.000Legally, that's not a good definition.
01:58:28.000It's like, you know, you're acting, this is a bit much right now sometimes.
01:58:31.000Did you hear about the two college kids that got drunk and had sex and the boy, upon waking up and sobering up, decided to preemptively accuse the girl of sexual assault because he was intoxicated?
01:59:42.000You've got to take a video I consent to.
01:59:44.000So here's where it gets even screwier.
01:59:46.000There was a real article the other day that was saying, is it physically possible for two people to simultaneously sexual assault each other?
01:59:54.000And they're debating this in a college because they're trying to figure out if two people are both drunk and they get together and they're both sloppy and fucking hammered and they decide to have sex.
02:00:05.000Do they both sexually assault each other?
02:00:07.000Isn't this really about choices that we make?
02:00:11.000Well, it's also about taking responsibility for your actions if you're an adult.
02:00:15.000If you decide to get in your car and you're drunk and you plow into a bus and kill a bunch of people, no one says, oh, Eric was just drunk.
02:00:21.000He is not responsible for his actions.
02:00:59.000It's not okay that somebody decided to go further with it.
02:01:03.000Well, the most egregious case is obviously Cosby because that was his thing.
02:01:08.000I mean, if he did do what everybody's accusing him of doing and we have no reason to think he didn't, He was taking people that thought of him as a mentor and thought that he was going to help their career.
02:02:13.000Not just that, but she was just grossed out by it and decided to go after him.
02:02:17.000But, you know, I can understand being in a situation, like, you know, people got on the woman because they were like, you know, hey, you still blew him three times, right?
02:02:25.000But I understand that being in a situation where you're like, you're, because this happened to me, all right?
02:02:30.000I was at a comedy club, you know, I told this girl, this was years ago, I told this guy, I said, she was like, I'm coming back to your hotel.
02:02:38.000Like, you know, I said, no, I don't think you should.
02:02:47.000Oh, First of all, everything she's saying to me this whole night up to getting to my hotel, if I would have done that to a woman, it's assault, abuse, threatening from the jump.
02:02:58.000You ever heard Ali Wong talk about this?
02:03:00.000I mean, no, but this is what happened.
02:03:01.000So I get, I say to her, I was like, I don't think, I wasn't really into her at the time.
02:03:06.000I was like, I don't know if this is a good idea.
02:04:14.000I've been in a situation where I didn't necessarily want to do it, but I felt like the social pressure of like, well, maybe I have to follow through with what I'm doing right now.
02:05:45.000So I always felt like if I'm not drinking, it just feels like what if she says she wants to do something that she doesn't normally want to do?
02:05:54.000And then she's going to get sober and be like, why did you do that to my butthole?
02:07:46.000Well, they were worried about being blackballed.
02:07:48.000I know, it sucks that we live in a culture.
02:07:50.000So maybe that's why some innocent people are getting caught in the crossfire.
02:07:55.000So we can obliterate this sort of behavior and attitude from our culture.
02:08:00.000But in the meantime, while we're going through this, there's going to be some keelers and there's going to be some people that are going to get caught in the crossfire.
02:08:21.000And then it was, you know what really decided it for me?
02:08:25.000It was like the 1999-2000 New Year's, like going into Y2K. Going into that, I was at a party that I was like, I never want to be like this.
02:11:00.000I love, because I feel like I can talk to somebody and then intellectualize things on a level that, like, you can't necessarily do with regular people, and I'm not judged.
02:11:24.000So there's all these things I've learned about why I interact with my girlfriend the way I do because of my mom and my friendships and why I get angry about certain things.
02:13:12.000Whereas someone who grows up in a big household filled with people and the family was always there and everyone was there, you might take people for granted a little bit.
02:13:20.000Whereas, for me, camaraderie and closeness and all that, that shit means a lot to me.
02:14:08.000There's some people that it bothers them for their whole life.
02:14:12.000I'll tell you one thing that'll happen though.
02:14:13.000When you have kids, you're bond with your kids.
02:14:17.000I would assume that everyone's bond with their children is very tight because it's an unbelievable love connection that you have with children.
02:14:31.000Like, they give you love to the point where, like, my daughter, my youngest, we were playing the other day in the pool, and there was a point in time we were just laughing about something together, just laughing, and I'm looking at her face, and she's laughing, and I felt like I was on drugs.
02:14:45.000I was like, the love that I have for these people, it's so intense.
02:16:27.000He had a crack problem for a while, and then he got on pills, and he was either snorting it.
02:16:34.000Artie Lange very much reminds me of this guy, and Joey Diaz did a little bit, too.
02:16:39.000When I first met Joey, it was right after my friend Johnny.
02:16:43.000Well, it was right before Johnny had died.
02:16:45.000Johnny was still alive, but I had known people like Joey because of my friend Johnny.
02:16:51.000You know, it's just I always was there for him.
02:16:54.000I was always trying to take care of him.
02:16:55.000I was always trying to help him, but it was just he was always There was always something going wrong and it never and but there was these brief moments man where he'd be fine and we'd be laughing and we'd have the best time and that's why you fight for it It's those times because I was always I was always thinking that one day he was gonna get it together and I had the same thing with my friend.
02:17:15.000It's still going on with me right now.
02:17:16.000It's like, you know, when you deal with someone that deals with depression, real depression, you know?
02:17:22.000Lost his mother and how that affected his whole life.
02:17:26.000And it's like, so I'm there and he's younger than me.
02:17:28.000So I feel this mentorship and I just feel like a loyalty that I just can't shake.
02:17:33.000And I know when I go to therapy, I want to ask, why am I this way?
02:17:40.000And then I realized that comedy has been dampering my own depressions or my own feelings because I feel like I'm dealing with it in some way.
02:17:49.000So sometimes I go and talk about things and I talk about things in a way I just no holds barred because I want to get this out.
02:17:58.000If I don't like something and then combine that with we live in a society right now where people don't want to necessarily hear an opinion that is not theirs.
02:18:07.000Well, there's definitely a little of that, right?
02:18:09.000And so then, therefore, we get this, like, it becomes, it's tougher and tougher to do what we do, but it's not going to stop me from doing it.
02:18:15.000But it's sweeter and sweeter when you pull it off, you know?
02:18:19.000Especially if you pull off some controversial shit.
02:18:21.000You just got to navigate the waters a little bit.
02:18:23.000That's exactly what I feel like I've been doing.
02:18:28.000I think I tried to talk about things in a way where I was like, okay, you may not agree, but you don't have to vilify me.
02:18:34.000You know, you don't have to like, you know, you know, but anyway, it all goes back to like, you know, like who we are as people because of like our parents, you know, you know, and it's like I love my mom.
02:19:44.000But that's why I feel like I do think, though, that sometimes we're putting a damper on it, and it doesn't necessarily go away, but we've found another outlet to get it out.
02:19:52.000Well, you just got a little happy pill.
02:20:36.000You're the more feminine version of yourself?
02:20:37.000Oh my god, I'm so much more feminine than I've ever been, ever.
02:20:41.000So much more in tune with how girls think, so much more tolerant of nonsense talk.
02:20:47.000Because when your kids are talking nonsense talk, it's just different.
02:20:50.000But you realize, if I'm around women when they're talking together and I'm an observer and I watch them, they just talk about different shit, man.
02:21:02.000As we've just talked about different shit for like two hours.
02:21:05.000Yeah, but if you like try to interject and go, hey, hey, hey, did you guys see that bare knuckle boxing fight?
02:21:11.000Like, ugh, let's get away from this idiot.
02:21:14.000Like for them, what you're interested in is stupid.
02:21:17.000And for them, you know, they want to talk about whatever the fuck they want to talk about that they're into at the moment, whether it's shoes or the royal wedding or whatever the fuck it is.
02:21:24.000Relationships have been in a relationship for this long now has taught me patience.
02:24:28.000But she was in, like, some movie where I forget...
02:24:33.000What the fuck the premise of the movie was, but there was a guy in the movie that couldn't deal with the fact that she was so hot and confused.
02:26:19.000You save that and get that dick ready.
02:26:23.000Yeah, it's been, you know, dating a girl in her 20s is, you know, that's why I had to start doing boxing because I'm not 15. Right, you gotta get fit.
02:26:32.000Yeah, I gotta like, you know, I'm like, the things I have to do, I have to like work magic, you know what I mean?
02:33:24.000I think for comics, it's important to alleviate a certain amount of angst.
02:33:30.000You want to go on stage with a certain amount where you're upset and you're pissed off at shit, but you don't want to go upset on stage hating yourself.
02:37:18.000See, the problem is, if I play pool sober, and then I smoke pot and get high, I will have been warmed up by the playing pool sober, and I'll definitely play better high anyway.
02:37:30.000But the problem with separate days is, your body has to be perfectly in tune in order to get real accurate results, because one day I could have lifted weights, which fucks up your pool game like nothing.
02:39:17.000The other thing is it focuses you very cleanly on what you're doing.
02:39:21.000There's a lot of potheads out here just really happy.
02:39:25.000If you're drawing or music or something along those lines where you're really trying to focus, like writing, a lot of people really like it for those things because it makes you really focus on what you're doing.
02:40:22.000But a lot of winners that get high all the time don't want to talk about it.
02:40:25.000And I... By the way, I'm with you 100% on this.
02:40:29.000What I hate is that the people that don't have any work ethic, they look at somebody with a work ethic that smokes weed and then say, well look, they made it because they smoke weed.
02:40:39.000And I'm like, no, they would have made it without the weed.
02:40:42.000Yeah, they would have made it without the weed.
02:40:47.000I already had a Warner Brothers CD. I didn't start smoking weed until like 2000. Listen, I'm not anti-weed, but I just think that with anything there should be moderation.
02:41:42.000No, it's not whether or not you smoke pot.
02:41:46.000It's whether or not you get things done.
02:41:48.000Whether or not you write out what you're supposed to do, whether or not you actually try to achieve goals, whether or not you're actively trying to improve whatever you're doing, whether you build cars or make cabinetry, it's just about whether or not you're working towards Succeeding and improving.
02:43:57.000Well, I don't think Aziz wasn't taken out.
02:44:01.000I don't think his show was canceled or anything like that.
02:44:03.000No, he didn't have a show except the Netflix show, and he didn't do anything to the point where it was like a crime, but a lot of people went after him, like that Samantha Bee lady went after him.
02:44:55.000Well, unless he can handle himself in that forum, I would like to see that.
02:45:01.000See, even that, I think those forums are hard to do.
02:45:05.000You know, I did Ben Shapiro's podcast that just aired yesterday, and he has this Sunday special thing that he does, and it's an hour long, and every 15 minutes he stops the conversation and does a commercial.
02:45:16.000And while I was sitting there doing it, I was like, I really like the guy, I really like talking to him, brilliant guy, but this is not the best way to stay loose and have a conversation.
02:46:19.000And I don't know if the attacking is because there have been so many egregious crimes that need to be corrected like Harvey Weinstein or like, you know, fill in the blank with all the other monsters that have been out there.
02:46:40.000Hit that X. What happens when you hit that X? You hit the X and then it just goes to whatever else.
02:46:44.000I think somebody's listening to our podcast right now and somebody texted my girlfriend and she's like, she just sent me a text message right now.
02:47:27.000Obviously, when I read the story, it was just, he was trying to get with her.
02:47:30.000You know, they were texting back and forth, and it was like, yo, yo, yo, they went to dinner, they ended up at his place, and it was, you know, it was like, maybe you don't bring a chick that you barely know to your place now.
02:47:38.000Maybe there should be different types of etiquette.