The Joe Rogan Experience - June 13, 2018


Joe Rogan Experience #1131 - Dave Rubin


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 56 minutes

Words per Minute

204.08588

Word Count

36,113

Sentence Count

3,157

Misogynist Sentences

86


Summary

Dave Rubin and Joe Pesci talk about the election, Jordan Peterson's birthday, and why white supremacists are not white supremacists. Dave Rubin is a comedian, songwriter, podcaster, and podcaster. He is also the co-host of Comedy Central's Morning Mashup and hosts the daily show "Comedy Bang Bang Bang The Drum" on Comedy Central. He's also the host of Comedy Bang Bang! He's a regular contributor to Comedy Central and hosts a podcast called Comedy Bang the Drummer. He also hosts the Comedy Central show Comedy Bang! and is one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life. His music is incredible and he's one of my favorite people in the whole wide world. I really hope you enjoy this episode, it was a blast to record it and I hope you do too! -Dave Rubin Music: Comedy Central - Comedy Bang!, Comedy Bang Comedy, Comedy Bang, Comedy, and Factual - Comedy, Factual, by Dave Rubin and Co-Hosts: , and . The 500 is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. Produced in Adelaide, Australia and New York, New York's WFMU. and Waco, Texas's WMMU Join us on socials and all things Native Creative and Native Creative, by Native Creative Productions. Subscribe to Native Creative on Apple Podcasts and become a Friend! Subscribe, Like, Share, and Share, Share and Retweet this Podcast! Thank you for listening and Share this Podcast on your thoughts, stories, opinions, thoughts, opinions and thoughts on anything Native Creative Creative, thoughts and opinions related to anything Creative and culture related to Creative and Creative Creative and social media related to the culture and business related to this podcast! and more! , and much more. - Native Creative Movement Podcasts: Native Creative Media Podcasts, by - Subscribe to our Podcasts & Stories and Stories from Native Creative Minds and Places in this Podcasts by , any other Podcasts! . . . and more coming soon! Thanks for listening to this Podcast & more! - Thank you so much for being Creative Commons & more - PODCASTING! in the Podcasts of Creative Commons by . , and more in this podcast, & on this Podcast is a Podcast Outtro Music: , Thank you!


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Five, four, three, two, Dave Rubin, ladies and gentlemen.
00:00:08.000 How are you, buddy?
00:00:09.000 What's up, brother?
00:00:10.000 Dude, I haven't seen you.
00:00:11.000 Well, the last time we saw each other was just now, but before that was right before the election.
00:00:17.000 The day before the world changed.
00:00:20.000 Squirrely times.
00:00:21.000 Forever.
00:00:22.000 Squirrely.
00:00:23.000 Doesn't that literally, it seems like a lifetime ago.
00:00:25.000 Not even a lifetime ago.
00:00:26.000 It's like a different life for me.
00:00:28.000 I think it's a different life for you.
00:00:29.000 Think about how much has changed for both of us in that time.
00:00:31.000 But it seems like another planet.
00:00:32.000 Yeah.
00:00:33.000 Like an alternate universe the day before the election.
00:00:35.000 It is, in a lot of ways, right?
00:00:38.000 I mean, people are...
00:00:39.000 The world's going...
00:00:40.000 Well, people are...
00:00:41.000 The world's trying to find its footing.
00:00:43.000 Yes.
00:00:43.000 You know?
00:00:44.000 It's a lot of craziness.
00:00:46.000 Well, I hate to tell you, Joe.
00:00:47.000 Uh-oh.
00:00:48.000 But you are a little piece of the finding of the footing.
00:00:51.000 Because people are finding the footing.
00:00:54.000 You know, I'm on tour with Peterson right now.
00:00:55.000 I just got in this morning from Atlanta.
00:00:57.000 Yeah.
00:00:57.000 And it's like there is, without being hyperbolic, there is some kind of awakening happening right now.
00:01:03.000 People are kind of getting their shit together.
00:01:07.000 They're kind of sorting out things.
00:01:09.000 They're through long-form conversations like we're all having and all these people that we're now connected with.
00:01:14.000 There's something happening where people are going, there's another way to make sense, and let me figure out what that is.
00:01:20.000 Doesn't mean we have all the answers, and I'm sure as hell no I don't, and I don't think you think you do either, but we're at least giving them a little room to figure it out, and it's pretty cool.
00:01:29.000 It's been fascinating is how many people misrepresent what he says to try to frame him in a way that makes him evil and makes their position seem more ethical or more moral or better or more intellectual.
00:01:43.000 There's so many articles being written about him almost on a daily basis that misrepresent what he's saying.
00:01:49.000 It's epic bullshit.
00:01:50.000 It's weird.
00:01:51.000 That's all it is.
00:01:51.000 These guys want clicks.
00:01:53.000 That's all they want.
00:01:54.000 We've done about 20 shows in the last six weeks or so, bounced around from Nashville and Houston and Atlanta and Chicago and everywhere else.
00:02:02.000 The crowds have been incredible.
00:02:04.000 It's probably split.
00:02:05.000 First off, they always go, well, it's angry white men.
00:02:07.000 That's the main thing.
00:02:08.000 It's all angry white men.
00:02:10.000 Let's say it was all angry white men there.
00:02:13.000 That in and of itself doesn't mean it's bad.
00:02:15.000 Let's say there was like a really disaffected group of angry white men that really felt like either masculinity had been compromised or they couldn't get jobs or they didn't feel good about their lives.
00:02:25.000 Like if there was someone talking to them that was helping them, that would actually be good.
00:02:29.000 But let's just put that aside, right?
00:02:31.000 Because they don't mean it in a positive way.
00:02:32.000 So they say it's all angry women.
00:02:34.000 Now, I can tell you it's about 60-40 male to female, roughly.
00:02:38.000 At Jordan shows?
00:02:39.000 At Jordan shows, yeah.
00:02:40.000 Do you think that's like dates that reluctantly go along with men?
00:02:44.000 There are some.
00:02:45.000 I mean, there will be guys that...
00:02:47.000 Well, it's actually usually girls will come up to me after and they'll go, you know, he's a big fan of you guys or he loves Jordan or he loves you or blah, blah, blah.
00:02:53.000 And I'm just here.
00:02:55.000 But then they all have a great time.
00:02:57.000 I mean, I'm telling you, this thing has been an insane love fest.
00:03:00.000 I know you saw the video that Jordan posted last night.
00:03:02.000 It was his birthday last night.
00:03:04.000 We were at, where the hell was I? Atlanta, the tabernacle in Atlanta.
00:03:08.000 You know, almost 3,000 people singing happy birthday to him.
00:03:11.000 We brought out this freaking stuffed lobster and a piece of meat because he's on this crazy meat diet now.
00:03:16.000 And it's like it's an endless love fest.
00:03:20.000 Every street we walk down, people high-fiving us, saying hi.
00:03:23.000 We did a little meet-and-greet impromptu thing at the Lincoln Memorial, and about 100 people showed up just out of nowhere.
00:03:28.000 And it's like these people are just trying to figure shit out.
00:03:32.000 They're not white supremacists.
00:03:33.000 They're not alt-right.
00:03:34.000 They don't hate women.
00:03:36.000 It is literally nothing.
00:03:38.000 That they say.
00:03:39.000 Because they want clicks, and the way they get clicks, I mean, you know, the way they get clicks is they say the absolute reverse from the truth.
00:03:45.000 It's not that they lie a little bit.
00:03:46.000 Like, a little lie, I think nobody would even pick up on it.
00:03:49.000 Do you think that's what they're doing?
00:03:50.000 I think they're just misrepresenting.
00:03:51.000 I don't think they're saying the opposite of the truth.
00:03:55.000 They just, look, they're finding these little categories, like homophobia, transphobia, sexism.
00:04:02.000 Well, he's not a homophobe.
00:04:03.000 He's on tour with a gay guy.
00:04:05.000 He's not a transphobe.
00:04:06.000 There are trans people that show up there.
00:04:07.000 And I discussed it with him every freaking night.
00:04:10.000 So I basically do like 15 minutes of stand-up up top.
00:04:13.000 He does an hour and a half.
00:04:14.000 And then we do a Q&A together.
00:04:16.000 And we bring out all of these things.
00:04:18.000 And every night to clear it up.
00:04:20.000 And sometimes I'll have people bust out their phones.
00:04:22.000 And I'll be like, why don't you guys record this tonight?
00:04:24.000 And let's get it out on Twitter.
00:04:25.000 Where he takes down the alt-right because he hates the identity politics of the right as much as the identity politics of the left.
00:04:32.000 I mean, I think...
00:04:32.000 I think the reason we all focus on the thing of the left is because it has encompassed culture and media and politics and what you're allowed to say and universities and all that.
00:04:42.000 So it makes more sense to focus on that.
00:04:44.000 The little sliver of it that's on the right Yeah, it's shitty.
00:04:48.000 It's horrible.
00:04:49.000 You should not look at your skin color as some great thing that makes you better.
00:04:53.000 But it's not a right thing?
00:04:54.000 Is racism always a right thing?
00:04:56.000 No, not at all.
00:04:57.000 Are all racists right?
00:04:58.000 No, I think the left is far more racist than the right at this moment.
00:05:01.000 Really?
00:05:01.000 Yeah.
00:05:01.000 Why do you think that?
00:05:02.000 Because identity politics is based in racism.
00:05:05.000 You happen to be white.
00:05:07.000 I know nothing about you by the color of your skin.
00:05:09.000 I know about Joe Rogan because I watch the show.
00:05:12.000 I listen to the show.
00:05:12.000 We've done this several times.
00:05:14.000 And for the hours that we're going to sit here now, we can dive as deep into any issue.
00:05:18.000 And that's the only way that I can sensibly judge you.
00:05:21.000 But the idea that you will look at people, that you would look at a black person, a black person would be sitting there, or a Muslim person would be sitting there, or a trans person sitting there, and you'd go, I have even the inkling of what you think Because of that immutable characteristic, that is actual racism.
00:05:37.000 That is prejudging, right?
00:05:39.000 Judging first before you know somebody.
00:05:42.000 So I have a much bigger issue with that because that has infected everything in American society right now.
00:05:48.000 The identity politics of the right that this should be a white ethno state or something like that.
00:05:52.000 But is that real?
00:05:53.000 Of course it's nonsense.
00:05:53.000 Hold on a second.
00:05:54.000 That's not really the identity politics of the right.
00:05:57.000 So what are they?
00:05:58.000 Well, I don't think the left is necessarily that way either.
00:06:00.000 I mean, I think the identity politics...
00:06:02.000 There's a real issue, right, with people that only identify with other women.
00:06:07.000 Women that only identify with women and don't care about men.
00:06:10.000 There's a real issue with people that are only American.
00:06:14.000 They don't care about the rest of the world.
00:06:16.000 There's all these weird groups.
00:06:18.000 But I think we run into problems when we start saying, oh, it's the left that's doing this, it's the right that's doing this.
00:06:23.000 I think it's just tribal.
00:06:24.000 It's just this weird thing that human beings tend to gravitate towards tribes.
00:06:29.000 For sure.
00:06:30.000 And look, we can...
00:06:32.000 I talk about things usually from a little more of a political lens than I think you do.
00:06:35.000 So yes, of course, ultimately it is tribalism, however you want to parse that tribalism, right?
00:06:41.000 So yes, and I say this all the time, but the left-right thing doesn't make that much sense anymore.
00:06:45.000 You're either basically for freedom.
00:06:48.000 You're for the individual.
00:06:50.000 To live freely, however they see fit, or you believe that the government should engineer things and that there should be central planning so that people...
00:06:58.000 I think that's always shitty thinking.
00:07:00.000 I think there's people that say that the government should engineer things, they're just looking for a solution.
00:07:04.000 And then they think the government should handle it.
00:07:06.000 Well, yeah, but I think...
00:07:08.000 I think we should pay more taxes.
00:07:09.000 Where is that going to go?
00:07:10.000 It's going to go to the government.
00:07:11.000 So you're agreeing with me?
00:07:12.000 Yeah, in a lot of ways.
00:07:13.000 Oh, okay.
00:07:14.000 I thought you said it.
00:07:15.000 No.
00:07:15.000 No, I don't mean your thinking.
00:07:17.000 I mean their shit.
00:07:17.000 Oh, okay, okay.
00:07:17.000 I mean their having shitty thinking.
00:07:19.000 It's like this idea that the government's going to fix it.
00:07:22.000 The government's filled with people.
00:07:23.000 We don't have our own individual solutions.
00:07:25.000 We don't have our solutions just as human beings, objective human beings looking at problems.
00:07:30.000 Why would we ever think that elected officials, these people that are, for the most part, full of shit.
00:07:36.000 Yeah.
00:07:36.000 They're just trying to say whatever they can say that's going to appease both the special interest groups and the lobbyists and the people that are helping them get into place, the people that are going to vote for them, and then just sort of skirt around all the other issues that are controversial to the point where they can get into office.
00:07:52.000 Let's try it this way.
00:07:53.000 Name three politicians that you really like.
00:07:57.000 I don't know any of them.
00:07:58.000 I mean, I know Gary Johnson.
00:08:01.000 Yeah, so Gary Johnson, who I like him too when I voted for him, but he was the worst possible libertarian candidate.
00:08:08.000 Well, who's the best libertarian candidate?
00:08:10.000 I mean, Rand Paul should be, if he really had the balls to be what he is.
00:08:15.000 He's got to learn how to stuff a takedown.
00:08:17.000 Yeah.
00:08:18.000 Right.
00:08:18.000 He's got a lot, right.
00:08:19.000 The guy's coming at you.
00:08:20.000 You got to figure out a way to sprawl.
00:08:22.000 You could do two hours with him and he'd be a lot better in a lot of ways.
00:08:25.000 But he should be the guy.
00:08:27.000 But he doesn't have the balls to do it because he wants to maintain being a Republican senator in Kentucky and he's not going to do it if he has to leave the party.
00:08:35.000 But I've seen a major shift, I think, in Republicans or at least conservatives or generally people on the right, whatever you want to call that thing.
00:08:46.000 I think I'm a classical liberal.
00:09:03.000 You believe in the individual.
00:09:04.000 The sovereignty of the individual is the simple, most important thing.
00:09:08.000 It is your life.
00:09:10.000 It is your duty to do what you see fit.
00:09:12.000 The government is supposed to do pretty much nothing other than protect your life.
00:09:17.000 So it's supposed to have an army and police and stuff like that.
00:09:20.000 And then really just laissez-faire economics.
00:09:24.000 The difference between classical liberal and libertarian is how far do you want to go with the government?
00:09:28.000 So I think there is some utility for the state.
00:09:31.000 But the more I do this, the more I have these conversations and I talk to ANCAPs and real libertarians and all that.
00:09:38.000 I find it hard to defend the state at almost any level at this point.
00:09:42.000 But I do think that because I don't want to live in Mad Max Fury Road just yet, although we may be heading there, I still will defend the state at some level.
00:09:50.000 But I would say everything should be local.
00:09:52.000 We have an incredible experiment here with 50 states.
00:09:56.000 Move, go somewhere else.
00:09:58.000 If your state doesn't have good education, you can go somewhere else.
00:10:00.000 If you don't like the weather, somewhere.
00:10:01.000 But the second we make everything federal—and this is what—it's not just the left.
00:10:05.000 This is what people who were using lazy thinking that you referred to—they think we should just have one law, that we should all live exactly the same no matter where we are geographically, no matter what our religion or however we set our set of views is.
00:10:19.000 That is a nightmare.
00:10:20.000 That is a nightmare for a totalitarian state because if the federal government, if one government controls everything, guess what?
00:10:26.000 If you don't like it, you got to leave the country.
00:10:29.000 You know, go to Mexico, go to Canada.
00:10:31.000 You probably won't like it there either.
00:10:32.000 But what are you referring to in terms of like one set of laws?
00:10:35.000 Well, because you want states' rights.
00:10:37.000 What you should care about is states' rights.
00:10:39.000 So, for example, we live in California.
00:10:41.000 We are taxed out the fucking wazoo.
00:10:43.000 I bought a house last year.
00:10:44.000 It's my first time at 41 years old that I own property.
00:10:46.000 In America, I made it.
00:10:48.000 I own property.
00:10:49.000 I don't have to tell you about my property taxes.
00:10:51.000 They're insane.
00:10:51.000 They're very high.
00:10:53.000 They're absurdly, absurdly high.
00:10:55.000 That's the price you pay for living in a spot where everybody wants to live.
00:10:57.000 Yeah, no, but that's it.
00:10:59.000 That's the beauty, right?
00:11:00.000 So, like, there's a trade-off there.
00:11:01.000 Now, I could move to Texas, and the property taxes would be way low, and maybe because they don't tax as much, the schools aren't as good, or a series of other things.
00:11:10.000 But that's the beauty of the foot vote.
00:11:12.000 You can go.
00:11:13.000 This is an experiment.
00:11:14.000 This thing in America...
00:11:15.000 Well, who's against that?
00:11:17.000 anyone that wants to keep giving more power to the federal government which is pretty much everybody these days pretty much everybody in mainstream certainly all of the Democrats All of, you know, the mainstream set of Democrats and the Bernie and the progressive crew, they would love for the federal government to control everything.
00:11:35.000 And that is an absolute nightmare.
00:11:37.000 But when you say control everything, like how so?
00:11:40.000 They want to control all economics, Department of Education, configure out all the environmental regulations, all of those things.
00:11:46.000 I would kick back everything to the states.
00:11:49.000 Let the states decide.
00:11:50.000 And if you don't like it, Get going.
00:11:52.000 I mean, that's a beautiful thing.
00:11:54.000 If you really care about marijuana and you live in Alabama right now and it's not legal, guess what?
00:11:59.000 Go to Colorado.
00:12:00.000 Go to California.
00:12:01.000 I mean, that's how you'll influence things because you can move your family, your value, whatever you bring to your community and your life.
00:12:10.000 I mean, think about it.
00:12:10.000 Right now, if California just kept taxing higher and higher and kept screwing up a lot, there's a ton that's going wrong in the state.
00:12:17.000 Eventually, Joe Rogan might be like, you know, I just built this freaking kick-ass new studio here.
00:12:21.000 I'm now paying hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes and all this stuff.
00:12:26.000 You might want to try it somewhere else where they're going to tax you less.
00:12:29.000 But that's the beauty of the thing.
00:12:30.000 You don't have to leave the country.
00:12:31.000 So the federal government should pretty much do nothing.
00:12:35.000 It should make sure we're not warring with each other, that the states aren't warring.
00:12:39.000 And then protect the borders.
00:12:41.000 Beyond that, it doesn't have to do a lot.
00:12:43.000 Leave it to the states.
00:12:44.000 Look, if you had a problem here...
00:12:46.000 You know, a sewage leak right outside.
00:12:49.000 You want the federal government to deal with that or do you want the local municipality to deal with that?
00:12:54.000 You want everything to be as local as possible because that's how you'll influence things.
00:12:57.000 And that's how you as an individual will be empowered.
00:13:00.000 And that's all I am to say about that.
00:13:01.000 No, I'm hearing what you're saying, but I'm just not hearing this...
00:13:05.000 This clamoring for the government to take care of everything.
00:13:08.000 I mean, you heard a little bit from Bernie, you know, but I just think, again, a lot of that is like, it's not doing it now.
00:13:15.000 So the idea is that the solution would be if the government takes over and we take more rich people's taxes, you know, and he'll spout off about income inequality and take that money and redistribute it.
00:13:26.000 And then somehow or another, that's going to fix everything.
00:13:28.000 But it's not.
00:13:28.000 You're just going to make government bigger.
00:13:30.000 You're going to have more jobs.
00:13:31.000 You're going to have more jobs in government.
00:13:32.000 More red tape.
00:13:33.000 More bureaucrats.
00:13:35.000 More bullshit.
00:13:35.000 So you're agreeing with me.
00:13:36.000 Yeah.
00:13:37.000 For the most part.
00:13:37.000 Yeah.
00:13:38.000 I mean, that's the thing.
00:13:39.000 It's like, look, you want to give free college education to everyone.
00:13:41.000 First off, it's not free.
00:13:43.000 I mean, this is just stupid, lazy thinking to say it is free.
00:13:46.000 It's not free.
00:13:46.000 You've got to pay the janitor and you've got to pay the professors and everybody else.
00:13:49.000 They mean free for students.
00:13:51.000 And the idea being that our taxes, instead of going towards the military, They would go towards education.
00:13:58.000 Sure.
00:13:58.000 So they should at least be honest and say that because a certain amount of people just hear free and you just think it's free, but it's not free.
00:14:03.000 You obviously have to pay for it.
00:14:05.000 But also we're moving into an economy where robots are taking over.
00:14:08.000 Automation is taking over.
00:14:10.000 Go to what I think McDonald's said within five years, it's all going to be iPads.
00:14:13.000 Go to half the McDonald's and fast food places in airports now.
00:14:18.000 It's all iPads.
00:14:19.000 So the more you're going to...
00:14:20.000 I mean, that's ingenuity, right?
00:14:37.000 We're going to be subsidizing all these people to go to college, where often in college they're learning nothing in gender studies and all of these other crazy classes.
00:14:48.000 And we're just going to have this set of people who have no real skills, and we're going to set up businesses that will never want to hire them because the government is going to tell them how much to pay.
00:14:56.000 I mean, you have employees here.
00:14:58.000 You pay them what you think is fair.
00:14:59.000 And if they don't want to do it, they don't have to.
00:15:01.000 But imagine if the government came in and was like, Joe, you're going to have to pay your guys this amount.
00:15:06.000 It's ridiculous.
00:15:07.000 Think how many people would love to work for you for free.
00:15:10.000 I'm sure you get emails every day as I do.
00:15:13.000 Stalkers?
00:15:13.000 Stalkers.
00:15:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:15.000 I don't want people to work for me for free.
00:15:17.000 I don't like interns.
00:15:18.000 I don't like the idea of it.
00:15:20.000 Silly.
00:15:20.000 But you're a small business owner.
00:15:22.000 I mean, that's the fact.
00:15:23.000 And you should be able to do whatever with your business and your property that you want.
00:15:27.000 It's as simple as that.
00:15:28.000 I think we get real...
00:15:33.000 There's a lot of cliché terms, and one of them is that people who go to college are studying gender studies or lesbian dance theory.
00:15:41.000 But how much of that has really happened?
00:15:43.000 It's very small.
00:15:44.000 It does exist in some weird states.
00:15:46.000 I'm sure you're aware of that lady who was the...
00:15:49.000 A professor from Fresno State who got in trouble recently.
00:15:53.000 There's so many of them.
00:15:54.000 Which one was his?
00:15:55.000 Some big lady was talking a bunch of shit.
00:15:58.000 She said she could never get fired, and they didn't fire her.
00:16:03.000 There's a lot of them.
00:16:04.000 There's a lot of really wacky professors out there that do have tenure.
00:16:08.000 Yeah, that woman was tweeting out some banana stuff, and she has tenure, and she's not going to go anywhere.
00:16:12.000 But there's universities all over the country.
00:16:14.000 They're constantly teaching kids.
00:16:16.000 I mean, for the most part, it's a small percentage.
00:16:19.000 It's a small percentage, but they have way over...
00:16:24.000 Influence on the amount of people they have scared the majority into silence I mean, I don't know how often you're doing colleges these days, but I don't know Yeah, I'm doing them all the time and what I find so I did this thing at University of New Hampshire We posted saw it so look they first off what they did was they were supposed to be about 300 people there So they at first because of the protesters the school said we can't secure a room So think what are they protesting you about?
00:16:48.000 Well, technically I was supposed to be there that day with Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk from Turning Point.
00:16:53.000 And we were going to talk about cultural appropriation and some of the hot button stuff.
00:16:58.000 So I don't even know that they all were there to protest me specifically.
00:17:01.000 But anyway, that day was the day that Candace and Charlie ended up on TMZ with Kanye.
00:17:06.000 So they bailed on me and just left me for the wolves.
00:17:09.000 They were on TMZ with Kanye?
00:17:11.000 What do you mean?
00:17:11.000 Just a couple weeks ago, Kanye showed up at the TMZ offices with them.
00:17:15.000 So they just showed up with him and they blew off their appearance?
00:17:20.000 Yeah.
00:17:22.000 It was me and University of New Hampshire or Kanye and TMZ. Yeah, but they had a schedule.
00:17:28.000 They were supposed to be there and they just decided not to?
00:17:30.000 So the people paid to have you come, right?
00:17:34.000 And they were supposed to be paid to go too.
00:17:36.000 Come to think of it, I didn't get more money for this.
00:17:38.000 That is ridiculous.
00:17:40.000 The whole thing is ridiculous.
00:17:41.000 That they would just blow that off.
00:17:42.000 That's a gig.
00:17:43.000 You don't blow off a gig because Kanye wants to go on the gossip show.
00:17:47.000 That is fucking stupid.
00:17:49.000 Well, now you're talking to me as a comic.
00:17:51.000 It's like, yeah, we wouldn't do that.
00:17:52.000 It's just a different...
00:17:53.000 You don't blow off a gig.
00:17:54.000 Yeah, it's just a different...
00:17:55.000 People come to see.
00:17:56.000 You don't just decide, oh, this gig is better for me right now.
00:17:59.000 This gig's with Kanye on TV. Hi, Harvey.
00:18:02.000 How are you, Harvey?
00:18:03.000 To think that they spent time with Harvey Levin instead of me.
00:18:07.000 That's depressing.
00:18:07.000 Well, he seems like a nice enough guy.
00:18:09.000 His business is a little shady.
00:18:10.000 But the whole thing behind it is you don't cancel a gig because you got another gig that you think is better for you last minute.
00:18:20.000 Like, that's terrible.
00:18:22.000 What's that phrase, man?
00:18:22.000 The show must go on?
00:18:24.000 Yeah.
00:18:24.000 It's supposed to go on.
00:18:25.000 Yeah.
00:18:26.000 For sure.
00:18:26.000 So, I saw you getting...
00:18:28.000 Was that the lady...
00:18:31.000 They brought noisemakers, they were slamming on shit, they were screaming.
00:18:35.000 But this is where it's so ridiculous.
00:18:37.000 Like, you would let them talk and they didn't have anything to say.
00:18:39.000 I mean, the best part of this...
00:18:40.000 So first off, 300 people are supposed to be there.
00:18:42.000 They say, we can't secure a room on campus.
00:18:44.000 So think about what a defeat that is.
00:18:45.000 So this is where you might say, okay, it's a minority of students.
00:18:48.000 But think how they affect the majority.
00:18:50.000 That meant that a University of New Hampshire is a pretty solid school in the live free or die state, right?
00:18:57.000 They could not secure...
00:18:59.000 Because I'm showing up a room on their campus.
00:19:02.000 So that's already a massive loss, right?
00:19:04.000 When you say could not secure, you mean safety-wise?
00:19:06.000 They said they could not secure it safety-wise.
00:19:08.000 There were too many threats, whatever the hell that means.
00:19:09.000 Twitter chat or other nonsense.
00:19:11.000 So Candace and the other guy are gone.
00:19:13.000 So it's just you.
00:19:15.000 Yeah.
00:19:16.000 The gay libertarian guy.
00:19:18.000 And they're like, too dangerous.
00:19:20.000 Too dangerous.
00:19:20.000 Too crazy.
00:19:21.000 Yeah.
00:19:21.000 Like, what is he gonna say?
00:19:23.000 We're gonna have to silence him.
00:19:25.000 Yeah.
00:19:25.000 Well, I flipped the script on their heads.
00:19:27.000 I mean, that's what it comes down to.
00:19:28.000 Like, they don't know what the fuck to make of me because I don't play their game.
00:19:32.000 But I'm just doing what I think is right.
00:19:34.000 I don't think I'm a freaking rocket scientist.
00:19:35.000 I don't think I'm some massive intellectual.
00:19:38.000 I think I'm someone that can communicate these ideas pretty well, and hopefully we'll talk about it, but I'm back in stand-up now.
00:19:43.000 I'm just doing what I think is right on this planet while I'm here.
00:19:47.000 That's it.
00:19:48.000 And so when you do these speeches, what do you do when you go to these colleges?
00:19:52.000 So I get up there, so they move it from the university, 300-seat room.
00:19:56.000 They move it to a hockey rink of 7,500 seats.
00:20:00.000 So think how absurd this is.
00:20:03.000 300 people?
00:20:04.000 Yeah.
00:20:04.000 How many people are in the audience?
00:20:06.000 300 people!
00:20:07.000 Oh, God.
00:20:08.000 So apparently another hundred supporters of mine showed up, but they didn't even let them in, even though there were roughly 7,100 empty seats.
00:20:16.000 Why wouldn't they let them in?
00:20:17.000 I don't know.
00:20:17.000 Because at that point, security starts.
00:20:19.000 Everything just gets whacked.
00:20:20.000 I mean, this happens at every college thing.
00:20:22.000 Nobody knows who's in charge anymore.
00:20:24.000 It's just like this big clusterfuck.
00:20:26.000 So anyway, so they put up a step and repeat with the turning point symbol behind me, and I'm doing my thing.
00:20:31.000 But There's a freaking Zamboni back there.
00:20:33.000 I'm like, what the hell am I doing?
00:20:34.000 Like, this is ridiculous.
00:20:35.000 And Turning Point is that conservative think tank thing?
00:20:38.000 They're the largest conservative college nonprofit.
00:20:43.000 So why do they have that behind you?
00:20:45.000 Well, because it was sponsored by them.
00:20:46.000 Charlie runs Turning Point.
00:20:47.000 Okay.
00:20:48.000 But he didn't even have the fucking...
00:20:50.000 He didn't even show up.
00:20:52.000 It was either that that thing goes there or I stand there literally in front of, you know, 6,000 seats behind.
00:20:57.000 But seriously, why?
00:20:58.000 Yeah, I mean, that's for them to figure out why they did that.
00:21:01.000 But anyway, 7,000 empty seats.
00:21:05.000 I do my thing.
00:21:05.000 I talk for about a half hour and I knew there were a certain, you know, 250 of those kids were there to listen and agree or disagree.
00:21:11.000 I mean, think about it.
00:21:12.000 This is the conservative group.
00:21:14.000 They're bringing a gay married guy who's pro-pot, who's pro-euthanasia, who's against the death penalty for reforming the prison system.
00:21:21.000 I'm pro-choice.
00:21:22.000 I could go on and on about the liberal cred that you and I don't get anymore.
00:21:25.000 Right.
00:21:26.000 And they're there applauding.
00:21:28.000 What are they mad at you for?
00:21:30.000 Well, so it's not those guys mad.
00:21:31.000 It's the other 50. It's the other...
00:21:32.000 They don't know.
00:21:34.000 They just want you to bow forever.
00:21:36.000 They don't come to listen.
00:21:38.000 Right.
00:21:38.000 They want to silence you.
00:21:39.000 That's it.
00:21:40.000 But what do they want to silence you about?
00:21:41.000 What is it that they oppose that you're saying?
00:21:43.000 Joe, I literally every time...
00:21:46.000 They would scream or they'd start robotically, you know, they set timers and then they robotically chant, we're not the problem or just some other nonsense.
00:21:53.000 Is that what they say?
00:21:53.000 We're not the problem?
00:21:54.000 We are not the problem.
00:21:55.000 And I'd go, I'd look at them right in the eye and be like, I'm standing right in front of you.
00:22:00.000 Do you have a question for me?
00:22:01.000 Is there something that I said that upset you?
00:22:03.000 Any of that?
00:22:04.000 And they can't respond.
00:22:05.000 I mean, they just can't respond because they're not there to exchange ideas.
00:22:09.000 They believe they are oppressed and they, I mean, look, I always go up there.
00:22:14.000 What do I say at every college thing?
00:22:15.000 I go, Think about it.
00:22:17.000 Do you think you have it worse than your grandparents?
00:22:19.000 I want everyone in this room to think about your grandparents right now.
00:22:21.000 And 99.9% of people in America right now have it better than their grandparents had it.
00:22:26.000 I'm sure you have it better than your grandparents had it.
00:22:28.000 I have it better than my grandparents had it.
00:22:30.000 All of these kids, they're at University of New Hampshire, studying whatever the hell they want to study.
00:22:34.000 They have it better than their grandparents.
00:22:36.000 But the power Of thinking that you're oppressed, the power of thinking that the world is warped against you, it's a drug.
00:22:44.000 It is truly a drug.
00:22:46.000 And one other thing on that, so it turns out, did you see the exchange I got in with the trans woman?
00:22:49.000 Yes.
00:22:50.000 So this trans woman is telling me to go fuck myself and whatever she's saying.
00:22:54.000 And screaming along with everybody.
00:22:55.000 What was she upset about?
00:22:57.000 Well, because I mentioned the Jordan Peterson pronoun thing.
00:22:59.000 And I said, look, I want trans people to be treated equally under the law.
00:23:02.000 I want trans people to be respected.
00:23:04.000 I literally said to her, looking right at her, I hope you find someone that loves you in your life.
00:23:09.000 I mean, I want you to be as equal and happy as anybody else on this planet.
00:23:13.000 That is what I want for you.
00:23:15.000 She's still telling me to go fuck myself.
00:23:17.000 It turns out, I didn't know this until weeks later.
00:23:19.000 I found this out about a week ago.
00:23:20.000 She's a professor of gender studies at University of New Hampshire.
00:23:24.000 Wait a minute.
00:23:25.000 So she's literally trying – you have a professor that is part of the protesters and she's live tweeting the thing about alt-right Dave Rubin.
00:23:33.000 I mean so that's where – when people think it's this little thing, it's – yeah, it's this little thing that's metastasizing and spreading like a cancer.
00:23:41.000 And I truly believe that identity politics, that this thing I think is the biggest threat to the West and to freedom that exists.
00:23:49.000 Did you communicate with her at all?
00:23:51.000 I communicated her with my mic.
00:23:54.000 Did she say what she has a problem with?
00:23:57.000 No, so she kept yelling at me.
00:23:58.000 What did she yell out?
00:23:59.000 Do we have a video of this?
00:24:00.000 Oh yeah, it's there.
00:24:02.000 It's probably maybe an hour in or so.
00:24:04.000 I saw it and I just was like, oh poor Dave.
00:24:07.000 What's he dealing with?
00:24:08.000 I got a lot of pity for that.
00:24:11.000 When the girl was shaking the jar of coins, I was like, ugh.
00:24:13.000 You know what was really funny is that...
00:24:16.000 I realized that there's one moment in it.
00:24:18.000 I never lost my cool, because it's a bunch of kids yelling at me.
00:24:21.000 No, I saw you didn't.
00:24:22.000 Good for you.
00:24:22.000 And as long as they're not going to take a samurai sword out and stab me or anything, then it's fine.
00:24:26.000 But there was one moment where they just kept going and going, so I sarcastically said it.
00:24:32.000 I was like, guys, shut the fuck up.
00:24:35.000 And it got a big laugh, and then I repeated it a couple times.
00:24:37.000 But then I realized that when the school newspaper wrote about it, they said, and then Dave Rubin told them to shut the fuck up.
00:24:44.000 But it's like, in print, shut the fuck up is very different than shut the fuck up.
00:24:50.000 Yeah.
00:24:51.000 So that was my one lesson in there.
00:24:54.000 But nothing.
00:24:54.000 Nothing is the answer.
00:24:56.000 She didn't want anything from me.
00:24:57.000 She wanted me to bow.
00:24:58.000 You should be thrown out for doing that.
00:24:59.000 Because if you're doing that, you're disrupting a performance.
00:25:03.000 I mean, I'm sure you would have a Q&A with those people, right?
00:25:06.000 You'd be happy to do that.
00:25:07.000 Dude, after a half hour, I opened it up for Q&A, so let's do the last hour.
00:25:11.000 But you didn't even get a chance to get to that with her, right?
00:25:14.000 She was already yelling at you.
00:25:15.000 No, and then I think I even said to her, I know I did it with several people, I'm pretty sure she was too, do you have a question for me?
00:25:20.000 And I think her last thing was, you're...
00:25:23.000 I hate you or something to that effect.
00:25:25.000 I mean, this is a professor there.
00:25:27.000 She should be disqualified for teaching.
00:25:29.000 She's an illogical thinker.
00:25:31.000 This is not what you want raising your children.
00:25:33.000 Essentially, that's what they are.
00:25:35.000 They're still children.
00:25:36.000 You got this fucking dummy who can't focus enough to have a Yeah.
00:26:07.000 That's part of the problem, right, is that this becomes something that they know that they can get a video of if they go to your next performance and interrupt you.
00:26:13.000 Yeah, but you know what?
00:26:14.000 I don't think they won one person over to their side.
00:26:16.000 I don't think one screaming lunatic who did not come to respect me, even though I was there to respect them, I don't think they won anybody.
00:26:24.000 I think I actually won a lot of people to my side, and I think...
00:26:26.000 I mean, I know it because I've received tons of emails about it.
00:26:29.000 I know what you're saying, but I don't think it's about winning to your side.
00:26:32.000 I think it's about other lunatics that realize there's an opportunity to get attention if they go to your show and yell things out.
00:26:38.000 Yeah.
00:26:38.000 Well, that's why we ended up putting the video up because a couple of them would put up these little clips very selectively edited that made it seem like I was doing things that I wasn't, like I was silencing them or just some other nonsense.
00:26:48.000 So then finally I was like, all right, if this is the way the internet is and it just is, then we'll just put up the whole thing unedited, even though I had...
00:26:55.000 Ten minutes before, I said, guys, don't even record this.
00:26:57.000 I said, don't even record this because Charlie and Candace hadn't showed up.
00:27:01.000 And I was like, it's ridiculous.
00:27:03.000 I got 7,000 empty seats behind me.
00:27:05.000 But then once people start playing that game, you can either just be the bitch, which I refuse to be, or you can fight back.
00:27:13.000 Yeah, it's a weird place to be, because you know what they're doing, and they're essentially just trying to rile you up, and if they're not willing to have a real dialogue with you, they're just yelling, fuck Dave Rubin.
00:27:23.000 That really should disqualify you from being a teacher.
00:27:26.000 I mean, that's the worst way to communicate.
00:27:28.000 You're demonstrating that your thinking sucks, and that you want to teach about gender studies, but yet, you know, you're...
00:27:35.000 You're interrupting, and you're trying to claim transphobia, or whatever the fuck he's, she, is trying to claim.
00:27:43.000 She, it's a she, right?
00:27:45.000 She's a trans woman.
00:27:47.000 Right, but she was a man, and now she's a woman.
00:27:49.000 Yeah, okay.
00:27:50.000 Yeah, and by the way, I treated her with complete respect.
00:27:53.000 Like, That's the thing.
00:27:54.000 They truly, they want you, they want to put their foot on your neck and have you stay there forever.
00:28:00.000 And that's why every time now that somebody mainstream writes something about you, half the time they're calling you a conservative because they don't know what the fuck to do with this guy who's talking about drugs and all the crazy shit you're talking about all the time,
00:28:15.000 but also you're woke enough to actually identify there is a problem here.
00:28:20.000 With what's happening in the mainstream.
00:28:21.000 So they can't categorize us in any sensible way.
00:28:24.000 So in a weird way, especially because me and you also, because of the nature of what we do, we sit from people that are a little scary.
00:28:30.000 You know what I mean?
00:28:31.000 Like, you've had Jones on.
00:28:32.000 I've had Molyneux on.
00:28:34.000 You know, I had Cernovich on at the beginning.
00:28:36.000 And I'm sure you've had plenty of other controversial people.
00:28:39.000 And it's like, so there's an odd way that they want to look at the two of us more than other people because by the nature of our jobs, by the nature of how we exist...
00:28:49.000 That's a threat if you want to control the way everybody thinks.
00:28:53.000 Yeah, you're not supposed to give people a platform.
00:28:56.000 That's what I keep hearing.
00:28:58.000 So what's your policy on that?
00:28:59.000 Because after this IDW, Intellectual Dark Web article came out, that was the big thing that people kept hitting me on.
00:29:06.000 It's like, you don't want any gatekeeping.
00:29:07.000 You'll talk to anybody.
00:29:08.000 Now, first off, I won't talk to anybody, but I'm a general believer that you let ideas out there.
00:29:14.000 But what is wrong with talking to people?
00:29:16.000 It's always been what people have done.
00:29:18.000 There have always been interviews with controversial people.
00:29:20.000 Guess what happens when you stop talking to people?
00:29:23.000 Yeah, not good.
00:29:24.000 Yeah, that's when shit goes down.
00:29:25.000 Yeah.
00:29:25.000 But there's a lot of people that don't want us talking to people.
00:29:28.000 I mean, look, a lot of people were pissed.
00:29:29.000 You smoke pot with Jones, right?
00:29:31.000 You smoke pot with Alex Jones.
00:29:32.000 I watched it.
00:29:33.000 It's bananas.
00:29:33.000 I watched all the memes.
00:29:34.000 And it's like, look, that guy has done some seriously twisted, crazy shit.
00:29:40.000 There is no doubt about it.
00:29:41.000 The Sandy Hook stuff.
00:29:42.000 Yeah, I didn't know about the Sandy Hook stuff, by the way, before we did the podcast.
00:29:46.000 I knew that he believed a bunch of stupid conspiracies that I genuinely just dismissed.
00:29:50.000 But I didn't know that he was saying that.
00:29:52.000 Those kids never died or that it was a hoax.
00:29:54.000 Now would that change the equation for you?
00:29:56.000 Yeah, I would have been mad at them and I would have talked about it right away.
00:29:58.000 I would have been like, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:30:00.000 Those kids are dead.
00:30:01.000 Like there's a guy that was a terrible story about a guy who was a conspiracy theorist before Sandy Hook and then his kid died at Sandy Hook and a bunch of people were threatening him and calling him a crisis actor and saying his kid never died and then he realized how insane it really is.
00:30:17.000 Yeah.
00:30:17.000 People are looking for conspiracies everywhere, man.
00:30:20.000 I keep hearing them now about Anthony Bourdain, that Bourdain was going to expose some child pedophile ring and that's why they suicided him.
00:30:28.000 It's fucking stupid, man.
00:30:30.000 Without going down fully on that road, there is one odd thing about the Bourdain thing, which is just a few weeks ago, didn't he tweet some odd thing about having the...
00:30:37.000 He's met the Hillary Clinton machine or something?
00:30:40.000 Well, he was talking about...
00:30:42.000 No, no.
00:30:42.000 I'll tell you exactly what it was.
00:30:43.000 Yeah, what was it?
00:30:44.000 He was talking about the same people that Harvey Weinstein used that were Israeli...
00:30:52.000 What is it?
00:30:52.000 Black Cube or some shit?
00:30:54.000 See if you find the tweet.
00:30:56.000 Because he was basically saying that...
00:31:01.000 Donald Trump's people use the same people that Harvey Weinstein used.
00:31:07.000 Some Israeli intelligence group.
00:31:10.000 There was something that Harvey had done to his victims where he was trying to silence them by scaring them with these Israeli...
00:31:21.000 Mercenary-type folks.
00:31:22.000 So point being, don't go down that conspiracy route.
00:31:24.000 But that's not what he was doing.
00:31:25.000 He was just saying...
00:31:26.000 He was just standing...
00:31:27.000 He had some crazy thing with his girlfriend where he was fully invested in her battle with Harvey Weinstein.
00:31:34.000 So that's what he tweeted about.
00:31:36.000 But it's like they would kill him for that.
00:31:38.000 That's so fucking stupid.
00:31:40.000 What about Ronan Farrow?
00:31:41.000 What about all the people that wrote the story?
00:31:43.000 What about all the people that are accusing him of rape?
00:31:46.000 The guy's going broke, too.
00:31:48.000 People don't understand that Harvey Weinstein's business is going bankrupt.
00:31:51.000 He's fucked.
00:31:53.000 He's going to jail.
00:31:54.000 The walls are caving in.
00:31:56.000 He doesn't even have his business anymore.
00:31:57.000 He's not hiring a mercenary to go kill a chef.
00:32:00.000 I mean, this is fucking stupid.
00:32:02.000 This is stupid thinking.
00:32:03.000 And, you know, look, it's not that it's impossible for someone to want to hire someone to kill someone.
00:32:08.000 I don't think that's what happened.
00:32:10.000 I think he killed himself.
00:32:11.000 And I think it's a terrible, terrible tragedy.
00:32:13.000 And I think it's really disrespectful to have all these dumb speculative ideas because there's sport in conspiracies.
00:32:20.000 It's a sport.
00:32:21.000 It's a game.
00:32:22.000 There's a hobby that people have.
00:32:24.000 I'm looking for the truth, bro.
00:32:26.000 I'm looking to fucking close the gaps.
00:32:28.000 This is what it is, man.
00:32:30.000 It's the Illuminati.
00:32:31.000 The second you think you got it, that means you lost it.
00:32:34.000 Here it is, right here.
00:32:36.000 Okay, here it is.
00:32:37.000 Hold on.
00:32:38.000 Scroll up.
00:32:39.000 I'm in no way Hillary Clinton.
00:32:41.000 I've been on the receiving end of her operative's wrath, and it ain't fun.
00:32:44.000 Right, and that's from about a month ago.
00:32:46.000 Operatives.
00:32:47.000 Operatives.
00:32:48.000 Oh, here we go.
00:32:48.000 Now you're gonna fill some gaps for me?
00:32:50.000 What does that mean?
00:32:50.000 Her operative's wrath?
00:32:53.000 Okay, I don't know.
00:32:54.000 The thing is, Hillary Clinton was, before the scandal happened, there's a lot of photos of Hillary Clinton hanging out with Weinstein.
00:33:05.000 Oh, yeah.
00:33:06.000 Oprah hanging out with him.
00:33:07.000 Yeah, everybody.
00:33:08.000 Yeah, Meryl Streep.
00:33:09.000 Meryl Streep cuddling up with him.
00:33:11.000 The whole thing is, there's people that are complicit, for sure, in one way or another.
00:33:17.000 So after everything you just said, and knowing that Jones plays that game a little bit, would you have him on again?
00:33:22.000 If I had him on again, that would be the first thing I would talk about.
00:33:26.000 I've been friends with Alex since 1998. I've known him for a long time.
00:33:30.000 I don't think he's a bad guy, but I think he's very wrong about a lot of things.
00:33:34.000 He's very misguided about a lot of things, and I think he loves conspiracies.
00:33:39.000 There is a bunch of people in this country that love to connect the dots and find conspiracies in fucking everything.
00:33:46.000 Everything that there is.
00:33:47.000 And sometimes they're right.
00:33:49.000 And Alex has been right.
00:33:50.000 Definitely.
00:33:51.000 He's been right about a bunch of things.
00:33:52.000 He was right about the World Trade Organization in particular.
00:33:56.000 About when they were using...
00:33:58.000 Agent provocateurs to disrupt protests and make them violent protests by smashing windows.
00:34:04.000 He documented all of it.
00:34:06.000 None of them were arrested.
00:34:08.000 They all went to one safe house and then negotiated with the police.
00:34:13.000 Then they were released.
00:34:14.000 They all had military issue footwear.
00:34:18.000 He's got all these documents from people that worked inside either police or law enforcement that say that there is a standard practice, and this has existed for a long time.
00:34:29.000 And when you have peaceful protests, and you can't do anything about it, the best way to do something about it is to take that peaceful protest- We're good to
00:35:06.000 go.
00:35:06.000 See, I don't know enough about that story other than the fact that a bunch of people are mad at me on Twitter for not talking about it.
00:35:13.000 I saw it and I was like, I don't even know what that is.
00:35:15.000 I'm going to back away.
00:35:15.000 And then I saw something about he was filming outside of a trial of Muslim pedophiles.
00:35:23.000 There are these grooming gangs, yeah.
00:35:44.000 Grooming gangs.
00:35:44.000 And you're not allowed to film outside a courthouse.
00:35:46.000 So technically, I suppose he is in jail now for the right reasons.
00:35:50.000 But there's a lot of people that think he's not going to survive being in jail.
00:35:53.000 And look, I had the guy on my show.
00:35:54.000 Have you ever talked to him?
00:35:55.000 No, I didn't know anything about him until this thing happened.
00:35:59.000 Yeah, I mean...
00:36:00.000 There's too much to pay attention to.
00:36:01.000 No, I know.
00:36:02.000 It's a lot.
00:36:02.000 It's all the time, man.
00:36:03.000 You can't keep up on everything.
00:36:04.000 I have shit to do.
00:36:05.000 I have kids.
00:36:06.000 I have hobbies.
00:36:07.000 Don't you have to occasionally just pick one and you're like, this one?
00:36:10.000 Dude, there's a lot of them.
00:36:11.000 I just don't know.
00:36:12.000 I don't know what's going on.
00:36:12.000 Like, people go, how come you're not commenting on this?
00:36:14.000 I'm like, I didn't even know about it, you fuck.
00:36:16.000 I know.
00:36:16.000 I love that when you sit outside on Twitter for six hours and people start screaming at you like, ah, that proves it.
00:36:21.000 You didn't say anything about it.
00:36:23.000 Yeah, oh, you talk all day long about this and that, but then this comes up and you don't hear a word.
00:36:27.000 I'm like, I didn't even hear about some just now.
00:36:29.000 Yeah.
00:36:29.000 Well, all right, let's not dive too deep in that.
00:36:31.000 But quick on Jones, though.
00:36:32.000 So I'm not actually, in case you think I am, I'm not giving you shit for doing it.
00:36:36.000 I'm just curious.
00:36:36.000 I'm just curious because I think part of the article that Barry Weiss wrote in The Times about us, she was talking about that.
00:36:44.000 And there's a line in there where she said, you know, if you talk to these people, meaning Jones and Cernovich and all of you, that you're either cynical or stupid.
00:36:52.000 And in effect, that was a shot at me and you.
00:36:55.000 It wasn't a shot at anybody else because they don't have to talk to other people.
00:36:58.000 You know what I mean?
00:36:59.000 Like, I love Eric and Brett Weinstein.
00:37:00.000 Is that what she said?
00:37:01.000 You're either cynical or stupid?
00:37:02.000 We can probably find the line, but I think it was you'd have to be cynical or stupid.
00:37:06.000 I would argue that.
00:37:07.000 I mean, I would argue against that because I don't think you have to be either cynical or stupid.
00:37:11.000 You just have to be a person talking to someone.
00:37:13.000 Just because you're talking to someone doesn't mean you agree with them.
00:37:15.000 This idea of giving someone a platform, like, I'm going to have Ted Nugent on the podcast, right?
00:37:20.000 You obviously endorse everything he's ever said.
00:37:21.000 That's what you're saying, right?
00:37:22.000 If you have one, that's the only way to look at it.
00:37:25.000 Sorry, Rogan, that's it.
00:37:26.000 How come you can't just talk to the guy and find out, like Candace Owens.
00:37:29.000 I don't agree with everything Candace Owens says.
00:37:31.000 I don't agree with a lot of it.
00:37:33.000 And this is nothing wrong with having a conversation like that.
00:37:35.000 In fact, it's illuminating.
00:37:36.000 What do you got here?
00:37:38.000 What are you pulling up?
00:37:39.000 The line.
00:37:39.000 This is from the Times piece.
00:37:41.000 Okay.
00:37:42.000 It says, it seems to me that if you're willing to sit across from an Alex Jones or Mike Cernovich and take them seriously, there's a high probability that you're either cynical or stupid.
00:37:51.000 If there's a reason for shorting the IDW, it's the inability of certain members to see this as a fatal error.
00:37:57.000 So that's Rogan and Rubin.
00:37:59.000 That's what that's saying.
00:38:00.000 Well, I get it.
00:38:02.000 There's definitely things you can criticize about me.
00:38:05.000 I have the list right here.
00:38:06.000 But here's the thing.
00:38:08.000 If you're saying I'm taking him seriously, I got Alex high and drunk and he started talking about interdimensional child molesters.
00:38:17.000 Like, if anything, it showed people who he really is.
00:38:20.000 Like, I've known the guy forever.
00:38:21.000 I've partied with that dude.
00:38:23.000 I've had him come to my comedy shows.
00:38:24.000 We've gotten fucked up and ran around the town and went to bars together.
00:38:28.000 Back before everybody knew who he was, too.
00:38:30.000 We could go places.
00:38:31.000 He's a fun guy.
00:38:32.000 I don't believe everything he believes.
00:38:34.000 I think he's silly in a lot of ways, but I like a lot of people that I don't agree with.
00:38:40.000 I don't have to agree with them.
00:38:41.000 I didn't know about his Sandy Hook denial.
00:38:44.000 If I did, it would have been the first thing I pressed him on.
00:38:47.000 When I talked to him, I wanted to do it with my crazy friend Eddie Bravo because he believes every fucking conspiracy theory.
00:38:53.000 And I wanted to get him with Alex together.
00:38:55.000 And it was the clusterfuck that I hoped it would be.
00:38:58.000 It was.
00:38:58.000 But the good thing about it is it showed people who Alex really is.
00:39:02.000 It showed a side of him that you just don't get from his Infowars show.
00:39:06.000 You get to see him high and laughing and drunk and pounding whiskey and fucking around.
00:39:12.000 And people are like, oh, I can see why you like that guy.
00:39:15.000 I can see why he's fun.
00:39:16.000 We We had a good time together.
00:39:17.000 It doesn't mean I endorse his opinions on things.
00:39:20.000 And the idea that this is only red or white, that it is one or zero, it's binary.
00:39:25.000 That's ridiculous.
00:39:26.000 I think that's ridiculous.
00:39:27.000 I just didn't...
00:39:28.000 Those two choices of adjectives I just thought were slightly...
00:39:31.000 Like you could say...
00:39:32.000 She's defending her position.
00:39:32.000 I think she's doing a smart thing because she's a writer for the New York Times.
00:39:37.000 I do have a lot of ridiculous people on, and you have had ridiculous people on, too.
00:39:41.000 So what she's saying makes sense, if you take them seriously.
00:39:44.000 But she left that caveat, if you take them seriously.
00:39:46.000 I do not take Alex Jones's opinion on interdimensional child molesters seriously.
00:39:51.000 I don't.
00:39:52.000 His opinion, I only smoke pot once a year to test to see what George Soros has done with the marijuana.
00:39:57.000 George Soros is giving the marijuana fucking dosage recommendations.
00:40:02.000 That's ridiculous.
00:40:03.000 I'm pretty sure Roseanne told me that too.
00:40:04.000 Well, she thinks...
00:40:05.000 That's another thing.
00:40:06.000 I don't know what to do with her now.
00:40:08.000 She apologized for that, but she said George Soros was a Nazi or something.
00:40:12.000 Yeah, I saw the apology.
00:40:14.000 He was captured by the Nazis.
00:40:16.000 I mean, he was like...
00:40:18.000 Well, anyway, this gatekeeping thing, I just think it's interesting because if we're going to do what we do well at whatever level we do it, it's like we're going to have to talk to people that people don't like.
00:40:30.000 Listen.
00:40:31.000 Look, Larry King, this is the one thing I always say.
00:40:33.000 It's like Larry King in his heyday.
00:40:34.000 Think of the prime Larry King, right?
00:40:36.000 So 1991 CNN primetime.
00:40:40.000 Yeah.
00:40:40.000 He could have...
00:40:43.000 Sure.
00:41:06.000 The way we're different, we're friendlier, we're not sitting here with note cards and with IFBs and it doesn't feel all produced and planned and all that, even though I think we both do a hell of a fucking professional show that I think we're both really proud of.
00:41:21.000 I think because of that, they think...
00:41:24.000 Now you're seeing the real them or something like that.
00:41:27.000 I just think they're looking for shit to complain about.
00:41:30.000 Yeah, that might be the easiest way.
00:41:31.000 One of the reasons why I decided to do a podcast in the first place is because I wanted to be able to do whatever I wanted.
00:41:36.000 I wanted to be able to talk to my friends, have a good time, fuck around.
00:41:39.000 Along the line, it became something different.
00:41:42.000 And along the line, it became not just talking to my friends, it became talking to people that are famous or interesting people or professors or writers or whoever it is.
00:41:51.000 Mm-hmm.
00:41:51.000 And I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want.
00:41:53.000 And that's why I'm doing this.
00:41:54.000 I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want.
00:41:55.000 And if you don't like who I'm talking to, it's super simple.
00:41:59.000 You just don't listen to that episode and go, oh, Rogan, you're alt-right now.
00:42:03.000 All you have is alt-right people.
00:42:04.000 You think you're balanced out because you have Abby Martin on once a year?
00:42:08.000 I just think I talk to people.
00:42:10.000 I talk to a lot of people.
00:42:12.000 I like talking to people.
00:42:14.000 I like talking to people I agree with, and I occasionally talk to people I disagree with, and I get something out of that, too.
00:42:20.000 Yeah.
00:42:20.000 How aware are you of the thing that you just said there, that you did exactly what you set out to do?
00:42:26.000 I don't know that you fully set out to do it this way, but you did it.
00:42:29.000 This thing that you have created is so it.
00:42:32.000 It is so what you wanted to do, whether you fully got it or not, but you created it.
00:42:36.000 It's awesome like I'm I'm doing it at a I think a lower level than you are but I'm very aware of that that like I somehow I Hated what the system was offering and I was like I gotta do something that feels right for me And I came at it from a different place did it cuz I didn't come out from a place like I need a gig I came at it from a place like it'll be fun.
00:42:56.000 Yeah, fuck around, right?
00:42:58.000 I mean, I was already a professional stand-up.
00:43:01.000 I was already the commentator for the UFC. So this wasn't like...
00:43:05.000 When I came...
00:43:05.000 I mean, I did it for years for zero money.
00:43:08.000 For years.
00:43:09.000 I just did it for fun.
00:43:10.000 Literally for fun.
00:43:11.000 Do it once a week.
00:43:12.000 Have fun.
00:43:13.000 Sit down.
00:43:13.000 Have some comics over.
00:43:15.000 Smoke some pot.
00:43:16.000 Talk some shit.
00:43:17.000 Have a couple of laughs.
00:43:18.000 And then, next thing you know, I've got Graham Hancock on.
00:43:22.000 And next thing you know, I've got Bourdain on.
00:43:25.000 And I've got...
00:43:26.000 This professor and this author and then it got weirder and weirder.
00:43:31.000 But to me, it's just what's interesting.
00:43:34.000 Talk to people.
00:43:34.000 And I've never looked at it like...
00:43:39.000 Like, there's anything I have to do.
00:43:41.000 I've never looked at it like that.
00:43:43.000 I've just always like, well, this would be cool.
00:43:45.000 Oh, that guy sounds cool.
00:43:46.000 Let me get him.
00:43:47.000 This guy might be interesting.
00:43:48.000 Oh, I'd like to talk to that dude.
00:43:49.000 I want to find out about sleep.
00:43:51.000 I want to find out about exercise.
00:43:52.000 I want to find out about diet.
00:43:54.000 I want to find out about, like, how the fuck does finances really work?
00:43:57.000 I want to talk to Peter Schiff.
00:43:58.000 Tell me how this works.
00:43:59.000 What do you do?
00:44:00.000 How are you making your money?
00:44:01.000 Like, what the fuck is going on in Puerto Rico?
00:44:05.000 I love talking to people, man.
00:44:07.000 It's a fascinating thing to...
00:44:09.000 To pick the brain uninterrupted, with no distractions, to sit down and talk to someone for hours at a time.
00:44:16.000 You learn a lot about yourself.
00:44:19.000 I'm much better, much better at talking to people and being sensitive.
00:44:24.000 Open-minded and being considerate and listening.
00:44:28.000 And that's a big thing, like listening and communicating with people.
00:44:31.000 Not just waiting for my time to talk, but communicating with people.
00:44:34.000 It's like, I feel like conversation is a lost art with a lot of folks.
00:44:38.000 And I've gotten way, way better at it over the whatever many years, nine years?
00:44:45.000 Nine years of doing this show.
00:44:46.000 Yeah.
00:44:47.000 I'm with you.
00:44:48.000 I mean, I hear you.
00:44:49.000 I mean, I said at the beginning, but I just am doing what I think is right.
00:44:52.000 Yeah, it's fun, too.
00:44:53.000 That's it.
00:44:53.000 It's fun.
00:44:54.000 I like it.
00:44:55.000 When I see the barrage of hate that I'll get online for this or that, it's the same thing.
00:44:59.000 It's just these people that just endlessly want to hate on everything and all that.
00:45:02.000 It's too much noise.
00:45:04.000 I'm always like, if you're spending all day long hating on me, if you think what I'm doing is the real problem here, you know what I mean?
00:45:09.000 Let's say I'm wrong on everything.
00:45:11.000 Let's say everything I said for the first 10 minutes about politics is wrong and we should have strong federal government and identity politics.
00:45:16.000 Even if that's how it really is, am I really the biggest problem here that people are all day long devoting Twitter accounts, people that make accounts all day wrong?
00:45:25.000 Fuck Dave Rubin.
00:45:26.000 Dave Rubin sucks.
00:45:27.000 It's like, what are you doing?
00:45:28.000 Is that going on all the time?
00:45:29.000 Yeah, all the time.
00:45:30.000 It's like, go get laid.
00:45:31.000 Do people get laid anymore?
00:45:33.000 You shouldn't know that that's happening.
00:45:34.000 That's the part of the problem is you're sort of indulging it by paying attention to it.
00:45:38.000 There's just too many people out there, Dave.
00:45:40.000 I'm paying way less attention.
00:45:40.000 That's good.
00:45:41.000 You can't pay attention at all.
00:45:44.000 Dude, I was in a sensory deprivation tank just two, three days ago, thanks to you.
00:45:48.000 I've been doing it more.
00:45:49.000 I was just in one of these infrared saunas.
00:45:51.000 I'm doing all my Augusts off the grid.
00:45:53.000 I did it last August.
00:45:54.000 Just literally nothing.
00:45:55.000 I locked my phone in a safe.
00:45:57.000 Really?
00:45:57.000 Locked my phone in a safe for 30 days.
00:45:59.000 Do you call it anything?
00:46:01.000 No TV, no nothing.
00:46:02.000 Off the Grid August?
00:46:04.000 We had some Ruben something, Rubenesque something or other.
00:46:07.000 Off the Grid August, something like that.
00:46:08.000 But I'm going to do it for now on.
00:46:09.000 I'm doing that every August.
00:46:10.000 Really?
00:46:11.000 Yeah.
00:46:11.000 I'm completely shutting down.
00:46:13.000 I'm working on this book that I started last August.
00:46:16.000 And then, of course, the year gets so crazy that I have to pick it up again in August.
00:46:19.000 I've been writing it now while I'm on the road.
00:46:21.000 What's the book about?
00:46:23.000 I mean, I don't want to go too far in it, but in effect, it's when I did that PragerU video about why I left the left, that's sort of the genesis of it, of sort of giving people a little bit of a road map.
00:46:31.000 What is the PragerU video?
00:46:33.000 I'm not aware of it.
00:46:33.000 So you're familiar with PragerU, right?
00:46:35.000 Yeah, with Dennis Prager, super conservative fellow.
00:46:38.000 Yeah.
00:46:38.000 So he does – he has this online university where they do these five-minute cartoon videos on different ideas.
00:46:45.000 So they'll do on economics and foreign policy and race and religion, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
00:46:50.000 And so I did one.
00:46:51.000 It was about a year and a half ago, February of last year.
00:46:55.000 Well, I had actually never said the phrase why I left the left, but I just talked about my frustrations with the left and why I believe in freedom and in liberty.
00:47:03.000 They titled it, Why I Left the Left.
00:47:06.000 And actually, the first half hour when it dropped, I was pissed because I was like, man, did they just blow my gig?
00:47:14.000 I really felt at that time, I feel a little differently now, that I was trying to fix the left from within or at least have conversations as someone that was one of these people.
00:47:23.000 That's why I was focusing on the left.
00:47:25.000 All these liberals were my people.
00:47:27.000 This is the thing that I grew up in that I always believed in.
00:47:30.000 So the fact that they did that, the first half hour, I was like, fuck.
00:47:33.000 Did I just get booted out?
00:47:35.000 And then quickly I realized that video went so viral.
00:47:38.000 It's their number one viewed video on YouTube that I was like, you know what?
00:47:42.000 I have to just kind of embrace this.
00:47:44.000 And again, it goes back to the labels thing.
00:47:45.000 It doesn't really matter whether you left the left or whether you're a libertarian or a classical liberal, the rest of it.
00:47:52.000 But anyway, that's the genesis of the book of like, just how do you escape this sort of monolithic...
00:47:59.000 Totalitarian thinking and how do you just be whoever you are and how does being an individual basically lead you to being happy?
00:48:07.000 Because I think that's actually the only way that you can be happy.
00:48:10.000 I think that that's it.
00:48:11.000 It's the most cliche thing ever.
00:48:13.000 It's what Peterson's telling these people every night that thousands and thousands and thousands of people are showing up every night and he talks about the individual.
00:48:21.000 He talks about stand up straight, clean your room.
00:48:24.000 These things all sound silly, At some level.
00:48:27.000 And the more that I'm with the guy, it's like he is giving these people something that has just been so lost.
00:48:34.000 Like so absolutely lost.
00:48:36.000 People think you can just be pathetic.
00:48:38.000 Blame the system.
00:48:39.000 Everything else is somebody else's fault.
00:48:41.000 You should be given shit.
00:48:42.000 All of this stuff.
00:48:44.000 And it's like, think about every movie, any movie, whatever your 10 favorite movies are.
00:48:48.000 Is it about a guy who just was like, oh, the world sucks and what the fuck am I going to do?
00:48:52.000 And it's somebody else's fault.
00:48:54.000 No!
00:48:54.000 Every great movie.
00:48:56.000 Whatever, you guys got a problem and guess what he does?
00:48:59.000 Solves the problem.
00:49:00.000 And that's what you're supposed to do.
00:49:02.000 This is an adventure, this life.
00:49:04.000 But when you mean the individual, like being an individual is the only way to be happy.
00:49:08.000 What do you mean by that?
00:49:09.000 Well, first off, that we should only be judged as individuals.
00:49:12.000 That's it.
00:49:13.000 So remove all the immutable characteristics.
00:49:15.000 I'm gay, big damn whoop.
00:49:16.000 But you got any specific questions for me on that?
00:49:18.000 Big damn whoop.
00:49:25.000 Just saying that means nothing other than you can figure out who I sleep with, right?
00:49:31.000 Okay, that's it.
00:49:33.000 All we can do is judge people as individuals and you have to just figure out what is right for you.
00:49:39.000 So for all the people that I disagree with that are sort of like big government lefties and blah, blah, blah.
00:49:43.000 And I get why that you maybe need a little more of that if you live in a big city where you might need more noise regulations than if you lived in the freaking – if you live in the middle of Idaho on a farm or whatever.
00:49:51.000 It's like if that's the life that you want to live, then fight for that.
00:49:54.000 But what we're doing now is this collectivist craziness is causing people to be unable to think clearly.
00:50:01.000 So like Huffington Post yesterday wrote a thing about how you have to choose between being for gay people or said – I think it was for For queer people or for Chick-fil-A? Oh, is this because of Jack?
00:50:12.000 Yeah, because Jack retracted his tweet about Chick-fil-A. Did he have a tweet about Chick-fil-A? Yeah, he tweeted that he showed a digital receipt that he bought Chick-fil-A and then Soledad O'Brien was like, you tweeted that on Gay Pride Month.
00:50:26.000 And it's like this endless...
00:50:28.000 But why would he tweet a Chick-fil-A receipt?
00:50:31.000 Who the hell knows?
00:50:32.000 The guy likes Chick-fil-A. Who cares?
00:50:34.000 You're not allowed to like it.
00:50:36.000 Yeah, you better not like Chick-fil-A. Do you eat Chick-fil-A, Dan?
00:50:38.000 Yes, I eat Chick-fil-A. I took a picture yesterday.
00:50:41.000 There was a Chick-fil-A next door to the theater we were at.
00:50:45.000 I took a picture of Chick-fil-A there, and I tweeted out the thing.
00:50:47.000 And it's like, I like chicken sandwiches.
00:50:50.000 Every time I've gone into a Chick-fil-A, the people are going to find me one fast food restaurant.
00:50:54.000 What do you got here?
00:50:55.000 So that's what he did.
00:50:56.000 That's the tweet.
00:50:57.000 Oh, it's the cash app.
00:50:59.000 That's one of our sponsors.
00:51:01.000 Your 10% boost at Chick-fil-A was applied.
00:51:03.000 You were charged $28.43, Chick-fil-A. Aha!
00:51:08.000 And he dared save 10% on Gay Pride?
00:51:11.000 He wrote, boost, and then he tagged Chick-fil-A. And Soledad O'Brien showed him who's boss.
00:51:18.000 But that's what I'm saying, that that sort of, this endless guilting and, you know, you do this so you're evil...
00:51:27.000 It's ruining the fabric of society.
00:51:29.000 It really is.
00:51:30.000 Eat chicken if you like chicken.
00:51:32.000 Don't eat it if you don't like it.
00:51:34.000 But that's what individualism is about.
00:51:35.000 If you want to make the choice, if you think that whatever Chick-fil-A is doing to gay people, whatever they're secretly doing to gay people, if you think that's so evil, even though, by the way, During the Pulse nightclub shooting at the gay club in Florida when 51 people were killed, they gave free food to everybody.
00:51:49.000 But if you think they hate gay people that much, then don't shop there.
00:51:53.000 But you don't have to harangue everybody else into doing everything that you want them to do.
00:51:58.000 That's actually the reverse of freedom.
00:52:00.000 Live and let live.
00:52:01.000 That's what I believe.
00:52:02.000 I could see people, if they're saying that Chick-fil-A is a homophobic institution, that you shouldn't endorse Chick-fil-A, particularly if you're a gay man.
00:52:11.000 But what does that mean?
00:52:12.000 I go into Chick-fil-A. Is Jack gay?
00:52:14.000 Not that I know of.
00:52:16.000 Okay.
00:52:17.000 So it's not that.
00:52:18.000 That seemed weird.
00:52:19.000 I have no idea.
00:52:19.000 I don't know either.
00:52:21.000 But he clearly is an influencer, and I think that the Cash App, if I had to guess, because they sponsor this podcast, they're very active in sponsoring podcasts, they probably have some sort of an endorsement deal with him, which is why he did that.
00:52:37.000 So it was a financial thing for the Cash App, if I had to guess.
00:52:41.000 Okay, so...
00:52:41.000 All right, so we don't know about that specifically, but if they were paying him to do it, I mean, that's for him to...
00:52:46.000 I mean, again, that's for him as an individual to decide, I am going to accept...
00:52:49.000 When's Gay Pride Month?
00:52:50.000 Is it this month?
00:52:50.000 It's this month.
00:52:51.000 This is the gayest month there is.
00:52:52.000 Damn.
00:52:53.000 And I'm here with you.
00:52:54.000 Hello.
00:52:55.000 This is the gayest thing I'm going to do all month.
00:52:57.000 June.
00:52:57.000 All right.
00:52:58.000 Yeah, June.
00:52:58.000 It's very gay.
00:52:59.000 But that's what I'm saying.
00:53:00.000 But how many people are upset?
00:53:02.000 How many people?
00:53:03.000 But it goes exactly to where we started with this whole thing.
00:53:06.000 There is this loud group of people and most of them have some sort of odd influence in media.
00:53:11.000 They're all of these Blue Check, BuzzFeed, 4,000 Twitter follower people that retweet all of the articles of the people like them at Salon and Vox and BuzzFeed.
00:53:20.000 And they make it seem like we're all hysterical, crazy people.
00:53:23.000 And I simply don't believe that.
00:53:25.000 I believe that most people, I would say the vast majority of people probably...
00:53:29.000 I mean, I think it's something crazy.
00:53:30.000 Like 80% of people I think are good, decent people who just want people to live.
00:53:35.000 They want, you can fuck who you want to fuck.
00:53:36.000 You can smoke what you want to smoke.
00:53:38.000 You can't do it on my property.
00:53:39.000 You can't take what's mine.
00:53:40.000 You can't force me to bake a cake or do any of those things.
00:53:45.000 But you can allow people to live as they see fit.
00:53:48.000 I think that's what most people are.
00:53:49.000 And that's why there's such a pushback.
00:53:51.000 That's the answer to the Peterson thing.
00:53:53.000 Peterson said, I'm not going to use pronouns that the government forces me to use.
00:53:57.000 That's what put him on the map.
00:54:00.000 There's so many of them.
00:54:01.000 They got so silly with that that it made sense that someone was pushing back.
00:54:06.000 There's 78 different gender pronouns.
00:54:08.000 You're obviously dealing with people that are being silly.
00:54:11.000 But it's not just people being silly.
00:54:13.000 You remember when Miz came along?
00:54:15.000 There was Miss and there was Mrs. When was that?
00:54:18.000 What year was that?
00:54:19.000 I don't know.
00:54:19.000 I was a kid.
00:54:20.000 I remember being super confused.
00:54:21.000 I'm like, they made a new thing?
00:54:23.000 What's the matter?
00:54:24.000 He's the CEO of that company, too.
00:54:25.000 Who is?
00:54:26.000 Jack.
00:54:26.000 Yeah.
00:54:27.000 Of Cash App.
00:54:28.000 Oh, he's the CEO of Cash App, too.
00:54:30.000 So he's advertising his company.
00:54:32.000 Oh.
00:54:33.000 Well, that makes total sense.
00:54:34.000 That makes total sense.
00:54:35.000 Yeah.
00:54:36.000 Okay.
00:54:36.000 Well.
00:54:36.000 Oh, there you go.
00:54:38.000 I just think that...
00:54:41.000 Well, that's a tricky one.
00:54:42.000 That's different.
00:54:44.000 Well, look, he's a guy promoting something on one of the things that he owns, and that's it.
00:54:48.000 But he's doing it on Gay Pride Month.
00:54:51.000 Who cares?
00:54:52.000 I mean, really?
00:54:56.000 So I guess at one point they were against gay marriage, and maybe they still are now.
00:55:01.000 Who?
00:55:01.000 Who knows what every...
00:55:02.000 Think of all the products.
00:55:03.000 Wasn't it the late CEO? Isn't the CEO dead?
00:55:06.000 I think the CEO that was like super Christian is dead.
00:55:08.000 Yeah, I think it is the original guy and he's dead.
00:55:10.000 I think they honor his wishes though and keep it closed on Sunday still.
00:55:13.000 You know what?
00:55:14.000 Every time I've...
00:55:14.000 It's stupid as fuck because I want a chicken sandwich on Sunday.
00:55:16.000 Yeah.
00:55:18.000 So somebody should be opening the- Somebody should be opening the Sunday Chicken Sandwich!
00:55:23.000 But not in June.
00:55:23.000 Pro-Gay!
00:55:24.000 Not in June.
00:55:25.000 Solidarity to my gay brothers and sisters.
00:55:27.000 It's all so stupid.
00:55:28.000 Eat a sandwich if you want a sandwich.
00:55:30.000 Don't- Every time I've gone into Chick-fil-A, when you've gone into Chick-fil-A, are they nice or not?
00:55:34.000 Yes or no?
00:55:34.000 I've only been there literally twice.
00:55:36.000 And are they nice?
00:55:37.000 I don't remember.
00:55:38.000 Nobody yelled at me.
00:55:39.000 They're friendly.
00:55:40.000 They don't look at you and go- Nobody yelled at me.
00:55:41.000 I think everything's okay.
00:55:42.000 Yeah.
00:55:43.000 Yeah.
00:55:43.000 I don't know, man.
00:55:44.000 I just don't think there's that much outrage.
00:55:48.000 I think there's a business in outrage, though.
00:55:50.000 And there's certainly a business in a lot of people that write these articles.
00:55:53.000 The Jordan Peterson thing has been very illuminating to me because I've watched them misrepresent his positions on so many different things and call him so many horrible names, transphobic, racist, alt-right, all these different things, and do so with You know, with no justification or rationalization.
00:56:11.000 Like, you look at the actual article, and they don't post to what he actually said.
00:56:16.000 It's like that woman in the monk debates.
00:56:19.000 What was it called?
00:56:20.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:20.000 What is it called?
00:56:21.000 The monk debate, yeah.
00:56:21.000 Yeah.
00:56:22.000 Whoever that woman was.
00:56:24.000 Goldberg, I think.
00:56:25.000 Whatever her name is.
00:56:26.000 It was her and Eric Dyson.
00:56:28.000 Yeah, when she said that he doesn't want her to wear, he doesn't think she should be able to wear makeup at work.
00:56:34.000 He's like, I never said that.
00:56:35.000 She goes, well, you can Google it.
00:56:37.000 Well, we can Google it.
00:56:38.000 We can Google it.
00:56:39.000 We can find out you made me Google something that you were wrong about.
00:56:42.000 That's upsetting to me.
00:56:43.000 I don't want you to do that.
00:56:45.000 That bothers me more than anything.
00:56:47.000 That is dishonest.
00:56:49.000 It's 100% dishonest.
00:56:50.000 She knew he did not say that.
00:56:53.000 He was having an intellectual exercise with an interviewer.
00:56:57.000 And I think one of the things that's gotten him into trouble is his openness to discuss things with question marks.
00:57:04.000 Question marks.
00:57:05.000 I don't know.
00:57:06.000 I don't know if we can work together.
00:57:07.000 We've only been doing it for 40 years.
00:57:09.000 I don't know.
00:57:10.000 Why do women wear makeup in the workplace?
00:57:12.000 Why do women wear short skirts and high heels?
00:57:15.000 Why do they?
00:57:16.000 I don't think he's saying you can't do that or you shouldn't be able to do that.
00:57:19.000 He's saying why.
00:57:20.000 He's saying that there's obvious realities.
00:57:23.000 When you turn on CNN, why is it that Jake Tapper, Anderson Cooper, Wolf Blitzer, and the rest of the men are all in suits?
00:57:29.000 Exactly the same.
00:57:30.000 Andersons are a little more tailored, but everybody dressed.
00:57:33.000 What do the women all wear?
00:57:34.000 Every single woman.
00:57:35.000 Dresses.
00:57:36.000 They all wear dresses with cut-off sleeves.
00:57:39.000 They're all sprayed tan.
00:57:40.000 They all have gorgeous hair, lipstick, blah, blah, blah.
00:57:43.000 Why isn't Wolf Blitzer walking in there with the cut-off?
00:57:46.000 I don't know what that arm would look like.
00:57:48.000 Netflix special.
00:57:49.000 I have a whole bit about it.
00:57:50.000 About women on Fox News versus men on Fox News watching it with the sound off, smoking pot like it's some sort of a wildlife show.
00:57:57.000 Yeah.
00:57:58.000 It's something very strange.
00:57:59.000 It's a weird cultural dance that we're doing.
00:58:01.000 Right.
00:58:01.000 So the idea that Jordan's talking about this, that men and women dress differently, women put on lipstick to look attractive.
00:58:08.000 Why do you work out, Joe Rogan?
00:58:11.000 Because I don't kill people.
00:58:12.000 Right.
00:58:13.000 I don't want to be angry.
00:58:14.000 So number one, so you don't kill people.
00:58:16.000 But number two, you want to look good.
00:58:17.000 You want to feel good.
00:58:18.000 You want to be in a body that is...
00:58:20.000 Sure.
00:58:20.000 You want to look good for your wife and blah, blah, blah.
00:58:22.000 And you want to live long.
00:58:23.000 Right.
00:58:23.000 Like to deny these realities all the time and to think that that's because of your toxic masculinity and all of this nonsense.
00:58:30.000 I agree that it is a loud minority.
00:58:32.000 But what I... I think maybe where we're having a little difference is that I think this thing has spread in a way.
00:58:38.000 It is so easy to believe this nonsense, this abject drivel, that it is infecting young people at an alarming rate.
00:58:46.000 But by the way, there's a lot of hopeful signs on this because now they're doing all these studies that the generation right after millennials, so the kids that are like...
00:58:53.000 You know, like 15 now, that they're actually more conservative now because they see all this as absolute hysteria.
00:58:59.000 So I think there is, we are getting like a little bit of a rubber band effect on this thing.
00:59:03.000 And I think things are shifting into normalcy.
00:59:06.000 And that's why people are listening to your show and listening to Sam's podcast and everything else.
00:59:10.000 I think there's an issue with people commenting on things that other people were saying and just sort of jumping in and not having the other person there to Discuss these subjects with it particularly like why do women wear makeup at work?
00:59:26.000 Why do women dress the way they dress?
00:59:28.000 I think if you sat if you were sitting down with Jordan talking about it He's willing to engage in these subjects with a very very Broad canvas.
00:59:38.000 I mean, he's willing to look at all the various aspects of them because as a legitimate intellectual, that's what he's doing.
00:59:44.000 It's an intellectual exercise in discussion of cultural norms.
00:59:48.000 Like, why do women wear these shoes where you can see their toes in the workplace?
00:59:54.000 Whereas if a guy showed up with flip flops on, he'd be like, Mike, the fuck?
00:59:58.000 We're at work here.
00:59:58.000 Get out of here with this bullshit outfit.
01:00:01.000 Go put on some goddamn dress shoes.
01:00:03.000 We're in the office.
01:00:04.000 It is strange that women wear very little clothes in comparison to the way men do on these shows.
01:00:09.000 And I don't think there's anything wrong with the discussion.
01:00:12.000 The problem is framing it as if he's saying, you shouldn't be able to.
01:00:17.000 If someone got on TV and said, you shouldn't be able to wear makeup at work, you shouldn't be able to dress like that, that would be a problem.
01:00:25.000 So think about what these guys are doing in effect.
01:00:27.000 So you're saying that Jordan's taking basically a decent but potentially confusing position, but it's basically a right decision of let's have a conversation.
01:00:38.000 So when they write all these hit pieces – and why do they do it?
01:00:40.000 Because they can't get anyone – they just did release this study about journalists and they're basically all paid like 45 grand a year and they're alcoholics, just – Mm-hmm.
01:01:02.000 Oh, there's a guy out here who's sold over a million copies of his book, who's on tour selling out Beacon Theater and blah, blah, blah all over the world.
01:01:09.000 I'm going to write a hit piece on him because guess what?
01:01:11.000 That's going to drive a hell of a lot more traffic than writing something honest.
01:01:15.000 So that's part of the game.
01:01:17.000 And, you know, he – I've discussed this many times including on stage with him.
01:01:20.000 Why does he keep retweeting the articles?
01:01:23.000 His belief is, well, I'm still here.
01:01:25.000 I'm still here.
01:01:26.000 I have exposed them and I'm still here.
01:01:28.000 And if anything, I'm bigger because of it.
01:01:30.000 And now...
01:01:30.000 One of them was a guy who was his friend.
01:01:32.000 Yeah, I know.
01:01:33.000 He's pissed about that one.
01:01:34.000 That was a weird one.
01:01:35.000 Yeah.
01:01:35.000 Because the guy's argument was shit.
01:01:37.000 It was like, he's like, why I think Jordan Peterson is dangerous.
01:01:40.000 Yeah.
01:01:41.000 Dangerous.
01:01:42.000 You didn't explain.
01:01:43.000 Dude.
01:01:43.000 Like, why?
01:01:44.000 The problem with that is I don't give you many chances like that.
01:01:47.000 If you write something like that, it doesn't make any sense.
01:01:50.000 Now I'm going to discredit your opinions.
01:01:52.000 I'm not going to think about – I'm not going to go, ooh, let me listen to this intelligent person's perspective.
01:01:56.000 I'm going to go, oh, this is that silly fuck that had that dumb idea about Jordan Peterson.
01:02:01.000 I feel like it was just – it was some sort of rationalization for him getting attention to virtue signal over what Peterson is saying.
01:02:08.000 Yeah.
01:02:09.000 But he didn't have any real points.
01:02:11.000 It didn't make any sense.
01:02:12.000 I don't think I actually read that full one, but I know that- I read it twice.
01:02:15.000 Yeah, so I know- Just to try to go back over it and see if it made any sense to me.
01:02:19.000 And nothing.
01:02:20.000 You got nothing that- Well, he just didn't represent his opinions accurately.
01:02:23.000 That's the problem.
01:02:24.000 When people don't represent the opinions accurately, they set up a straw man and then attack the straw man and then have this click-baity title.
01:02:31.000 I'm like, oh, you just need a hug.
01:02:33.000 You need attention.
01:02:35.000 Is that what it is?
01:02:36.000 They need a hug.
01:02:37.000 I mean, that's what they need.
01:02:38.000 But I'm telling you, man, this tour, it has been a freaking love fest.
01:02:43.000 Every night when I go up there and I'm warming up the crowd and I'm doing silly lobster jokes and, you know, some of his other buzzwords and I'll talk about make a couple jokes about Kathy Newman or like some other silly things.
01:02:52.000 So what you're trying to say is...
01:02:54.000 Yeah.
01:02:54.000 So I do a roll on those five different ones.
01:02:57.000 A whole bunch of other stuff.
01:02:59.000 But I'll go up there and I usually make some reference to the intellectual dark web.
01:03:03.000 And if I say your name or I say Shapiro or Sam or whatever, people go crazy.
01:03:09.000 And what I'm realizing about it is all of these people, think about all the people, however many hundreds of thousands of people are watching this or listening to this right now, and then how many millions will, you know, in the next two weeks or whatever.
01:03:20.000 Most of them are doing it alone, right?
01:03:22.000 They're watching on their phone or they're listening on their iPad, whatever it is, or you're maybe watching with your boyfriend or girlfriend.
01:03:27.000 But most people, it's a pretty solitary experience in the world of what we do.
01:03:31.000 Now imagine, and it's like when you do stand-up.
01:03:34.000 Now 3,000 people piled into this place.
01:03:37.000 And you can look around and go, whoa, there's some other people like me.
01:03:41.000 And they're not bad people.
01:03:43.000 And actually what I've found is that these people look good.
01:03:46.000 They dress right.
01:03:48.000 Not to make it all about material stuff, but they look like people who are trying to get their shit together.
01:03:53.000 And I think I said it to you right before we sat down, but me at this moment, I truly feel like the best that I've ever been.
01:04:00.000 I really do.
01:04:01.000 And it's partly because of that, because you cannot be around that constantly.
01:04:06.000 I'm not saying everything he says is right, and I'm still not with him on some of the religious stuff.
01:04:09.000 And I'm doing my show when I leave here to go with Sam Harris, and they're really...
01:04:14.000 At loggerheads on some of the truth stuff.
01:04:17.000 They need a moderator.
01:04:18.000 I swear to God, and Sam has said this too, I swear to God, if I was there with the two of them, I could have worked it out.
01:04:23.000 When that whole truth thing, that they bounded back and forth for an hour on the meaning of truth, I wish I was there.
01:04:30.000 And we talked about doing some live event together, we never got around, because Sam's doing a lot of live events now as well.
01:04:35.000 So they're doing it with, they're having Brett Weinstein moderate it.
01:04:39.000 But I would have been thrilled if it was, look, I love Brett, there's nothing about Brett.
01:04:42.000 A little humor would be nice.
01:04:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:04:43.000 So either it could have been one of us or whatever.
01:04:47.000 It's completely fine.
01:04:48.000 And I think they just wanted a more science-y, focused person, and he's a great biologist.
01:04:52.000 Well, they're both powerhouses.
01:04:53.000 So if there's any...
01:04:55.000 They're doing jujitsu on each other.
01:04:56.000 If there's any openings, they're trying to choke each other.
01:04:59.000 It's like...
01:05:00.000 But that's how we find out if ideas are valid.
01:05:03.000 You let guys like them discuss them.
01:05:05.000 It was very unfortunate that at least their first podcast...
01:05:08.000 The first one, yeah.
01:05:09.000 The second one, I think, was much better.
01:05:10.000 But the first one was just a clusterfest.
01:05:12.000 I called Sam up afterwards.
01:05:13.000 I was like, this is a non-conversation you guys had.
01:05:17.000 He's like, yeah, I just got stuck.
01:05:19.000 Yeah, but think how cool that is that the two of them are some of our leading public intellectuals in the country, in the world, probably.
01:05:28.000 They're debating over the nature of truth.
01:05:31.000 And millions of people care.
01:05:34.000 That's a little different than what's going on on CNN on any given day.
01:05:37.000 Oh, for sure.
01:05:38.000 Well, there's a real problem with mainstream news.
01:05:41.000 And first of all, there's a problem in that it's a ratings-driven thing.
01:05:44.000 It's like everything they're doing, they're trying to get ratings.
01:05:46.000 Anytime there's a big story in the news, it's just like, what are people going to pay attention to?
01:05:50.000 That's what we're going to put on.
01:05:51.000 There's no consideration like, is this interesting to us?
01:05:54.000 Is this what we want to discuss?
01:05:55.000 It's a news program, but it's not a news program because it's also an entertainment program.
01:05:59.000 And then they have commercials every 15 minutes.
01:06:01.000 Did you see the Jim Acosta thing, what he did during the Korea thing?
01:06:07.000 That is crazy.
01:06:08.000 That's crazy that a journalist would insert himself into that sort of a situation and interrupt and yell things out, and people don't have a problem with that.
01:06:17.000 We are truly watching the implosion of the media.
01:06:21.000 And that's why I meant before, it's like, if they would just lie a little bit, I think?
01:06:45.000 Half the time, it's like they pretend they're nonpartisan, but if you just look at any of these journalists' Twitter feeds, it's like pretty obvious what you all are, all of you in the mainstream media.
01:06:54.000 They've created an opening so that now, if people want some sense of truth, you turn into...
01:07:00.000 Joe Rogan and you're turning to all of these other shows.
01:07:03.000 I think it's very difficult to get employment if you're not on one side of the fence or the other side of the fence and you're a journalist.
01:07:11.000 It's not a simple world like the world of podcasting where you truly can be independent.
01:07:16.000 Yeah.
01:07:17.000 I think in a lot of ways it's like Hollywood.
01:07:20.000 I've always described Hollywood as one of the main problems with it is you get a bunch of people that come here seeking attention, right?
01:07:25.000 That's the reason why they're here in the first place.
01:07:27.000 They want fame.
01:07:27.000 They want exorbitant amounts of attention.
01:07:30.000 And then on top of that you're entered into this system where you have to be chosen.
01:07:34.000 For each part.
01:07:35.000 It's not like you have a sprint and the guy who's the fastest is the one who wins.
01:07:40.000 It's not like that.
01:07:42.000 It's someone who goes, well, Dave, why don't you read these lines?
01:07:44.000 Like, hmm, I might like you, Dave.
01:07:46.000 How do you feel about Hillary Clinton?
01:07:48.000 Because I'm pro-Clinton.
01:07:49.000 I mean, we want Clinton to win.
01:07:50.000 Don't we want Clinton to win, Dave?
01:07:51.000 And you're like, oh my god, yes.
01:07:52.000 Yeah, you'll drop your standards like that.
01:07:54.000 I'm a huge supporter of Clinton.
01:07:56.000 I think she's amazing.
01:07:57.000 And I've seen this because it's this weird environment where You want these people to like you so you're terrified of saying anything, even remotely controversial, that doesn't stick to the script of this left-wing discourse.
01:08:13.000 So there's all these people that are just faking it.
01:08:16.000 They're bullshitting.
01:08:17.000 They might not even have real opinions, but they've adopted this predetermined pattern of opinions that they think that is going to help them get through the door with these producers and these studio executives.
01:08:29.000 That's Hollywood.
01:08:29.000 And then when someone breaks free, occasionally someone becomes right-wing, whoever the fuck they are, whether it's Chuck Woolery or Dennis Miller, or they're like, look at that fucking crazy man broke from the pack!
01:08:42.000 What's his name, the fucking actor?
01:08:44.000 The older guy.
01:08:46.000 Oh, Jon Voight?
01:08:47.000 No, not Jon Voight.
01:08:48.000 The other one.
01:08:49.000 Very good actor.
01:08:51.000 Well, there's Gary Sinise.
01:08:51.000 Got a big dick, supposedly.
01:08:53.000 Got in trouble with Dave Cross's wife.
01:08:57.000 Dave Cross's wife said that he tried to hit on her when she was 16. James Woods.
01:09:02.000 James Woods, yeah.
01:09:03.000 Yeah, he's really dealt himself in.
01:09:05.000 He's got a giant dick.
01:09:07.000 That's what I hear.
01:09:09.000 Yeah, he's dealt himself in he's all in he's all in and he's like sort of like resigned himself to never work again Yeah, I mean means but he's probably like 75 years old or whatever he is.
01:09:18.000 He's probably I don't give a fuck anymore.
01:09:19.000 Yeah, I mean I'm pretty sure he's got fuck you money like probably Yeah, he's definitely saying fuck you.
01:09:24.000 So if he doesn't have the money she might want to Yeah, yeah, exactly but doesn't that prove though why doing this What was the right thing to do?
01:09:33.000 Because I'm very aware right now.
01:09:35.000 It's like, I got a lot of good shit going on.
01:09:37.000 I'm getting offers and all sorts of different things.
01:09:39.000 And I'm like...
01:09:40.000 I'm my own boss.
01:09:42.000 I'm not going to accidentally tweet something one day and then go, I'm going to fire Dave Rubin.
01:09:47.000 My fans fund most of what we do.
01:09:49.000 And it's like, I need to grow.
01:09:51.000 We definitely need to grow because my guys are just doing too much.
01:09:54.000 But I'm also very aware that the more we start growing, that all the problems that you just laid out will start becoming more and more real.
01:10:01.000 So I like being as slim and trim as possible, at least for now.
01:10:05.000 Mm-hmm.
01:10:06.000 Because I don't want to be down the road where we've got too many people.
01:10:10.000 There's too many just different competing interests and business interests and political interests and everything else.
01:10:15.000 So it's like – that's why.
01:10:17.000 I mean what you're doing here is freaking – it's amazing, man.
01:10:20.000 It's amazing.
01:10:21.000 Yeah.
01:10:22.000 It's nice to be able to do it for sure.
01:10:24.000 It's nice to be able to just – Have opinions on things.
01:10:28.000 Yeah.
01:10:28.000 And also, just know that you're a nice person.
01:10:33.000 Yeah.
01:10:33.000 And that you're not trying to, like, I'm not trying to do any evil.
01:10:37.000 Like, I look at, like, who I am, like, I'm a nice guy.
01:10:40.000 Like, okay.
01:10:41.000 All right.
01:10:42.000 Well, what are my opinions?
01:10:43.000 Why can't I talk to this guy?
01:10:44.000 Why can't I have discussions on these subjects?
01:10:47.000 You know, like, there's a lot of people that feel like if you're not in a certain group, you shouldn't have discussions on certain things.
01:10:53.000 If you're a straight man, you shouldn't talk about gay rights.
01:10:55.000 If you're a man, you shouldn't talk about women's issues.
01:10:58.000 You shouldn't talk about Me Too unless you're 100% supportive.
01:11:00.000 You shouldn't discuss the subtle nuance of human interaction.
01:11:04.000 Well, didn't Martin Luther King, he wanted us to be judged by those things, right?
01:11:07.000 And he said, if you're only this color, you can talk about that.
01:11:09.000 If I'm not, I'm pretty sure it was something like that.
01:11:11.000 That's what he said.
01:11:12.000 Yeah.
01:11:13.000 That's where we're at.
01:11:14.000 But also, you know, there was an article right after that IDW thing came out in the Times that was calling you a conservative.
01:11:19.000 And I think I emailed it to you.
01:11:21.000 Yeah, it's hilarious.
01:11:22.000 Because I was like, man.
01:11:23.000 It was a Twitter thing.
01:11:24.000 Twitter thing said, renegade conservative.
01:11:26.000 Oh, right.
01:11:27.000 That's what it was.
01:11:28.000 Pro-gay rights.
01:11:29.000 Pro-women's rights.
01:11:30.000 Pro-choice.
01:11:31.000 Pro-marijuana.
01:11:32.000 Pro-universal health care.
01:11:34.000 Pro-universal basic income.
01:11:36.000 Like, what else do I have to do?
01:11:37.000 Like, what other things am I... Oh, pro-Second Amendment.
01:11:40.000 He must be right when I... Yeah.
01:11:42.000 Well, Joe, you're off the range.
01:11:43.000 You can't just have...
01:11:44.000 What do you think?
01:11:44.000 You can have a series of thoughts that don't all lock in?
01:11:48.000 Well, you have to be in a pattern.
01:11:50.000 You have to be in the pattern.
01:11:51.000 I just don't understand why someone's willing to be dishonest like that.
01:11:56.000 Like a cursory examination of people's thoughts and positions on things would lead someone to realize I'm definitely not a right-wing person.
01:12:05.000 The thing is that they have owned the narrative for so long.
01:12:08.000 They think they can still get away with it.
01:12:10.000 Yes.
01:12:10.000 And what's happening is now it's shifting.
01:12:13.000 And that's what I mean by I think we're starting to win.
01:12:16.000 And I don't mean it win like we're going to destroy these people.
01:12:18.000 I mean I think the narrative has started to shift a little bit where the enthusiasm behind the conversations that we're all having, whoever it is in this thing, the enthusiasm is so great and there is no counter-enthusiast.
01:12:31.000 Like where are all the – Versions of us on the other side of this.
01:12:35.000 On the right?
01:12:37.000 No, I don't even mean on the right.
01:12:38.000 The people that really are selling identity politics at a really great way, at a comedy level, who have a huge podcast.
01:12:45.000 Where is that intellectual set of people?
01:12:48.000 Where's the Sam Harris of the other side of this that have real followings?
01:12:51.000 They don't exist and that's partly why the hysteria has been ramped up.
01:12:55.000 They can't believe That out of nowhere, just because of all of our just wherewithal and desire to do what we think is right or what makes us happy or whatever the hell you want to call it, they can't believe we all freaking created something.
01:13:08.000 Well, I'm weirded out that we're all in a group.
01:13:11.000 I'm weirded out that we're in a super boy band.
01:13:13.000 I've never been in a group before.
01:13:14.000 We're in a boy band or I guess Christina Hoff Summers is in that band too.
01:13:18.000 Yeah.
01:13:18.000 Who else is in that band?
01:13:19.000 Is Heather in it?
01:13:20.000 Yeah, Heather's in it.
01:13:20.000 Is Heather hiring?
01:13:21.000 Is she in there?
01:13:21.000 I mean, look, we don't- She's married to Brett.
01:13:23.000 Wait, you didn't get the card yet?
01:13:24.000 I didn't get the card.
01:13:25.000 Dude, the clubhouse is under your studio.
01:13:27.000 Me and Shapiro were joking around about it.
01:13:29.000 We're like the super friends.
01:13:30.000 Yeah.
01:13:30.000 Like, what is this?
01:13:31.000 This is the weirdest Avengers ever.
01:13:32.000 It's a weird group of humans.
01:13:34.000 I mean, me and Ben, we disagree on a lot of shit, but we're super friendly to each other.
01:13:38.000 Yeah.
01:13:38.000 Like, when I do his show or he does my- I really enjoy that guy.
01:13:41.000 Oh, by the way- I like him.
01:13:42.000 You do freaking Shapiro's show before my show?
01:13:44.000 Sorry.
01:13:45.000 The guy's had a show for three weeks.
01:13:47.000 I'll do a show.
01:13:47.000 What are you doing?
01:13:48.000 People were mad at me with the way I dressed.
01:13:50.000 See that?
01:13:51.000 They were like, everybody else is wearing a nice shirt and a tie.
01:13:54.000 I'm like, listen, man.
01:13:55.000 I told the guy I was on my way to the comedy store.
01:13:57.000 You want to take a photo of me?
01:13:58.000 I'll be there.
01:13:59.000 You're not in the bush.
01:14:00.000 In the brush.
01:14:01.000 Yeah, I should be in a bush.
01:14:02.000 I had a freaking succulent up my ass.
01:14:04.000 I'm wearing fucking chucks.
01:14:07.000 I'm wearing Converse and some sort of a flannel shirt.
01:14:11.000 I bought that jacket in Alaska.
01:14:15.000 That's what I was wearing at the comedy store.
01:14:18.000 They said they wanted to take a picture.
01:14:19.000 I said, alright, man.
01:14:20.000 That's what I'm wearing.
01:14:21.000 No greenery around the comedy store.
01:14:23.000 You'd have to go up to Sunset.
01:14:24.000 Either way, I just don't...
01:14:27.000 I don't give a fuck.
01:14:28.000 That's what I look like.
01:14:29.000 That's who I am.
01:14:30.000 I'm not interested in portraying an image.
01:14:34.000 It is what it is.
01:14:35.000 It's like this intellectual dark web.
01:14:39.000 It's fucking Eric.
01:14:40.000 He's crazy.
01:14:41.000 He gets mad when I call him crazy.
01:14:43.000 He loves it.
01:14:44.000 He's trying to get me to...
01:14:45.000 Are you on the WhatsApp group?
01:14:47.000 The little fucking chat group?
01:14:49.000 Are you in there?
01:14:50.000 No, I haven't jumped in yet.
01:14:51.000 Get in!
01:14:52.000 I'm too busy.
01:14:53.000 I can't.
01:14:54.000 I don't have the time.
01:14:55.000 Just two or three messages a day.
01:14:57.000 I have four different group text conversations with comedians where we're talking shit about things and jumping around.
01:15:02.000 I don't have time for this.
01:15:04.000 I'm busy, man.
01:15:05.000 All right.
01:15:05.000 Well, then you can't come to the club trying to make a yoga class.
01:15:08.000 I don't got no fucking time.
01:15:10.000 Yeah.
01:15:10.000 Who the hell knows?
01:15:11.000 Are we a group?
01:15:12.000 Do we have a meeting and shellacked cards?
01:15:14.000 What do we have in common?
01:15:15.000 I think we have...
01:15:17.000 A respect for our audience and intellectual curiosity.
01:15:20.000 Intellectual curiosity for sure.
01:15:22.000 And I think that's where a guy like me and Shapiro, although we have very different opinions on many different things, I think we both are intellectually curious.
01:15:35.000 So think about it.
01:15:36.000 I've had Ben on many times.
01:15:37.000 I consider him a friend.
01:15:38.000 We've broke bread together, although he's kosher, which makes it fucking pain.
01:15:42.000 What do you have to eat?
01:15:44.000 How's such a smart guy follow that voodoo?
01:15:46.000 Well, I eat whatever the hell I want.
01:15:47.000 You can talk to him about that.
01:15:48.000 I eat whatever I want, but he usually brings something.
01:15:51.000 Why don't you eat at a kosher restaurant?
01:15:53.000 I did eat at a kosher restaurant with him once, but then it was all these Orthodox Jews there, and then they treat him like Jesus.
01:15:57.000 And I was like, dude, I'm not your photographer.
01:15:59.000 You know what I mean?
01:16:00.000 I have to take all these pictures of him, and they're like, who's that guy?
01:16:02.000 I was like, all right, I'm not doing that again.
01:16:04.000 That's funny.
01:16:04.000 I've had Shapiro on – look, he's not inherently for gay marriage, right?
01:16:09.000 My studio is in my house where I'm married.
01:16:11.000 What is his thoughts on gay marriage?
01:16:12.000 Well, now he takes the libertarian position, which is the government shouldn't be involved.
01:16:16.000 But I don't know – but I see a lot of conservatives doing that where they should have all – like this is where Rand Paul, who I mentioned before, he should have been years ago screaming that he's for gay marriage because if you're truly a libertarian – If the government doesn't tell me what to smoke, what to sleep with, then the libertarians could have taken a really awesome,
01:16:33.000 powerful, principled position and said, this isn't about religion.
01:16:37.000 It's not about anything.
01:16:38.000 It's about freedom.
01:16:39.000 That's one of the things that I shove in the face of people that were Hillary Clinton supporters.
01:16:42.000 I'm like, do you know that she didn't support gay marriage till 2013?
01:16:45.000 You know how goddamn crazy it is?
01:16:47.000 I supported it when I was 13. This fucking grown-up old lady with grandchildren.
01:16:53.000 It's telling people that she's not for gay marriage until it became convenient politically.
01:16:58.000 And she just wanted to separate herself as being at least the semi-conservative option compared to Barack Obama.
01:17:05.000 Look, Barack Obama was not for gay marriage at the beginning.
01:17:08.000 He got pinned into it because Biden made that stupid comment on Meet the Press where he was basically like, everyone's for it, and then Obama had to come out for it.
01:17:14.000 But think about it.
01:17:14.000 If all of this stuff that we're talking about keeps winning, if it all keeps winning, what will happen in 50 years?
01:17:21.000 They will literally look back at video of Barack Obama campaigning the first time around saying that he's for traditional marriage and they will call Barack Obama a homophobe.
01:17:30.000 And they will eventually want the Barack Obama library that's being built now in Chicago, they will want that being taken down because that will be the statues of our day.
01:17:40.000 So that's why I don't know where you're at on the monument stuff, but I would not take any of them down.
01:17:44.000 You can put up a counter plaque or something right next to it to say Robert E. Lee did this or that.
01:17:49.000 But the idea that they're removing this shit, I think, is absolutely terrible.
01:17:52.000 You can't erase history.
01:17:53.000 No, I agree with you.
01:17:54.000 I think they should.
01:17:55.000 There's a problem with having them in town squares and celebrating them.
01:17:58.000 But there's also a problem in that they were all most of them.
01:18:01.000 The ones that they're talking about in the South, they were resurrected during the Civil Rights Movement to sort of counteract the Civil Rights Movement.
01:18:08.000 So, like, these are really...
01:18:10.000 This is not like a celebration of these people back in the day when they were viable.
01:18:16.000 This is during the Civil Rights Movement.
01:18:18.000 They erected these fairly cheap, and they put them up quickly.
01:18:22.000 And they did it in response to black people wanting more rights.
01:18:27.000 I would still...
01:18:28.000 In the face.
01:18:29.000 Yeah, I get it.
01:18:30.000 I would still be not for taking them down.
01:18:32.000 You put up something next to it, you put...
01:18:34.000 What I would mean, if you want to compromise...
01:18:36.000 I'm for taking them down and replacing them with something else and putting them somewhere else.
01:18:40.000 Like, if you want to have a Civil War museum...
01:18:42.000 So that would be the compromise where you could get me.
01:18:44.000 I'm not saying you should melt them, but it's...
01:18:46.000 There's something to...
01:18:49.000 There's something to the argument that they're racist statues and especially if you understand the motivation behind creating them in the first place.
01:18:56.000 Yeah, the problem though is that You know, I mean, I know you know this, it never ends where it's supposed to end.
01:19:01.000 No, people wanted to go after George Washington and Trump said that.
01:19:04.000 They did.
01:19:04.000 Trump said that and people were ridiculing him and then almost immediately afterwards someone wanted to take down a statue of George Washington.
01:19:11.000 I was in Old Town Alexandria where George Washington's church was and it's actually the same church that Robert E. Lee went to so they had a plaque for both of them and because they took down the Robert E. Lee one they also took down the George Washington one at the church that George Washington went to.
01:19:25.000 I mean if you follow that logic I think?
01:19:50.000 At the same time, he was writing the laws that freed the slaves.
01:19:54.000 So without this man, these things don't move forward.
01:19:57.000 So we all live with these odd inconsistencies.
01:19:59.000 George Washington.
01:20:00.000 George Washington, who gave up power after the revolution.
01:20:04.000 Like, he did the most incredible thing.
01:20:06.000 You know, he gave up power as the commander of the army after the revolution.
01:20:09.000 The most incredible thing that a leader of a country could do, he owned slaves his entire life.
01:20:15.000 When he died, and they do this at his house in...
01:20:19.000 It's outside D.C. I'm blanking on it for a second.
01:20:21.000 I'll get in a second.
01:20:21.000 But you can go on the tour there.
01:20:23.000 And he had his slaves his entire life.
01:20:25.000 When he died, his half of the slaves got freed.
01:20:28.000 But Martha Washington's half didn't.
01:20:30.000 Martha kept the slaves.
01:20:30.000 That bitch.
01:20:32.000 Yeah.
01:20:34.000 So it's like all of these things.
01:20:36.000 Martha had half the slaves?
01:20:38.000 What kind of weird relationship did they have?
01:20:39.000 She had inherited them I think from her parents or something like that.
01:20:41.000 Like it's all – it's deeply twisted and warped and of course it was – now of course we can objectively look at it and go slavery was wrong and you shouldn't – of course.
01:20:53.000 I think?
01:21:15.000 People are doing that right now.
01:21:33.000 Yeah, they're doing it right now, exactly.
01:21:35.000 Yeah, did you ever see the video of Obama talking about illegal immigration?
01:21:39.000 It's incredible.
01:21:40.000 It's really amazing.
01:21:41.000 It's when he was a senator and running for president the first time, and he is more, like, he's stricter.
01:21:48.000 Than Trump.
01:21:49.000 Yes.
01:21:49.000 I mean, it's a fascinating thing, because no one brings that up, and no one called him racist.
01:21:56.000 I guess we're dealing with a long time ago.
01:22:00.000 Well, I mean, there's a couple of things.
01:22:01.000 When was it?
01:22:02.000 Was it 2011 that he was doing that?
01:22:03.000 He was a senator, so it was probably around 2010, 2011, something like that.
01:22:07.000 I mean, look, there's a lot of things there, right?
01:22:09.000 I mean, he's black, number one.
01:22:10.000 So it's like they're not going to call him racist.
01:22:13.000 It creates a thing where they can't compute what does that actually mean.
01:22:17.000 He was saying the things that people wanted to hear.
01:22:20.000 He also wanted to be elected.
01:22:21.000 He wanted to be elected.
01:22:22.000 So they elevated him to a point that he was God.
01:22:25.000 Play this.
01:22:26.000 Let's listen to this.
01:22:27.000 2005. 2005?
01:22:29.000 This is early on.
01:22:30.000 We will agree on the need to better secure the border and to punish employers who choose to hire illegal immigrants.
01:22:39.000 We are a generous and welcoming people here in the United States, but those who enter the country illegally and those who employ them disrespect the rule of law.
01:22:48.000 And they are showing disregard for those who are following the law.
01:22:54.000 We simply cannot allow people to pour into the United States undetected, undocumented, unchecked, and circumventing the line of people who are waiting patiently, diligently, and lawfully to become immigrants in this country.
01:23:11.000 So that's why we need to start by giving agencies charged with border security new technology, new facilities, and more people to stop, process, and deport illegal immigrants.
01:23:24.000 Having said that, securing the borders alone does not solve immigration management.
01:23:30.000 We're going to have to better manage legal immigration in order to end illegal immigration.
01:23:37.000 Senators McCain and Kennedy point us in the right direction on that point.
01:23:41.000 Right now we've got millions of illegal immigrants who live and work here without knowing their identity or background.
01:23:49.000 That's part of the reason that we need a guest worker program to replace the flood of illegals with a regulated stream of legals who enter the United States after checks and with access to labor rights.
01:24:01.000 Part of the reason that illegal immigration is so damaging is that it ends up Creating a pool of workers with depressed wages and no rights.
01:24:12.000 And that's not something that we find acceptable.
01:24:14.000 It's crazy.
01:24:14.000 Dude, American employers also need to take responsibility.
01:24:18.000 I mean, I just scribbled down like I was doing homework in seventh grade.
01:24:21.000 Think about what he said there.
01:24:22.000 We have to secure the border.
01:24:24.000 Secure the border.
01:24:24.000 Trump.
01:24:25.000 Yeah.
01:24:25.000 Secure the border.
01:24:26.000 Build that wall.
01:24:27.000 Punish you if you hire.
01:24:28.000 If you hire illegal workers.
01:24:30.000 If you enter illegally, you're showing disregard for our laws.
01:24:34.000 We cannot allow illegals to pour in.
01:24:36.000 We can't let them go ahead of lawful people who are trying to enter the country.
01:24:40.000 We need better border security, more process and deportations.
01:24:44.000 We have to better manage legal immigration.
01:24:46.000 And then he talked about the millions that are here now, which in effect is a pathway to citizenship, which by the way, Trump is basically for at some level.
01:24:54.000 So what are we really talking about every time we scream that everybody is racist?
01:24:59.000 Did he just make a wild...
01:25:01.000 So I assume he's talking about Latino people.
01:25:03.000 So is Barack Obama racist against Latino people?
01:25:08.000 Well, this was when he was a senator.
01:25:10.000 He was elected in 2008. And so he was probably gearing up to run.
01:25:16.000 When he was in 2005, the things that he was saying, he was letting people know who he is and that he's out there and starting the ball rolling.
01:25:24.000 You know this is a different time too.
01:25:27.000 2005 was just a different world.
01:25:30.000 And it seems like it shouldn't be because it was only 13 years ago, but god damn is it different.
01:25:35.000 So what does that say then?
01:25:36.000 What does that actually say about the way things have changed or the cult of personality around Trump or just sort of the general derangement of the media that they can't view these things?
01:25:46.000 It's not just the media.
01:25:47.000 I think it's also people's access to communication.
01:25:49.000 The fact that anyone can voice their opinion, whether it's on Facebook or YouTube or what have you.
01:25:56.000 It's a different world.
01:25:58.000 Twitter.
01:25:58.000 You just tweet instantaneously.
01:26:00.000 This is fucking bullshit.
01:26:02.000 People should be able to do whatever they want or whatever you want to say.
01:26:05.000 And then a bunch of people can agree or disagree or retweet it or screen grab it because they think that it's damaging to you and they put, I can't believe you support this piece of shit.
01:26:15.000 Think about it.
01:26:16.000 You can wake up on any given morning, find someone you've never heard of who said something you slightly disagree with, and you can help get them fired.
01:26:22.000 That's a lot of people.
01:26:22.000 There's a lot of people want to do that, too, which is really interesting.
01:26:25.000 That people want to get people fired for opinions.
01:26:28.000 That doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
01:26:30.000 But really, if we were to do a deep dive on that, it's like, well, what did we just hear that is different than what Trump is trying to do right now?
01:26:37.000 Does Trump use sloppy language?
01:26:39.000 Yes.
01:26:39.000 Does Trump lie?
01:26:40.000 Yes.
01:26:40.000 But they all lie.
01:26:41.000 Obama, if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.
01:26:44.000 Lie.
01:26:44.000 Syria red line, lie.
01:26:46.000 Those are pretty big lies that he did.
01:26:48.000 Now, does Trump lie about everything constantly?
01:26:50.000 Yes, but what he has a way of doing is getting these odd big picture things correct, and then it causes this...
01:26:57.000 Like what?
01:26:58.000 So, like, almost anything.
01:27:00.000 So, like, they'll say, okay, you know, just in the last couple days with North Korea, that Trump said...
01:27:06.000 I've been traveling a lot, so, like, getting the exact quote will be tough, but it'll be something like...
01:27:12.000 You know, Trump said to the North Korean dictator that they're good friends now or something like that.
01:27:17.000 Like he's already giving him respect.
01:27:19.000 Well, it's like if Obama, when Obama ran, he said he would sit down with Ahmadinejad and he would sit down with the leaders of North Korea and the rest of those things.
01:27:26.000 Now Trump is doing it.
01:27:27.000 So it's like, do you want him to sit down with them and tell him to go fuck himself at the same time?
01:27:31.000 Like, I'm not even saying this thing's good or bad.
01:27:33.000 I have no freaking clue.
01:27:35.000 Nobody has a clue.
01:27:36.000 But everyone has every opinion on everything.
01:27:39.000 Well, people want him to fail, too, which is fascinating to me.
01:27:41.000 Well, did you see the Bill Maher thing?
01:27:43.000 No.
01:27:44.000 So Bill Maher on Friday said that he's hoping for a recession because that's how we'll get rid of Trump.
01:27:52.000 Now, we talked a little bit about Bill before this thing, but he's been a huge influence of mine.
01:27:56.000 I like him.
01:27:57.000 I used to want to be on the show.
01:27:58.000 I've kind of moved past that at this point.
01:28:00.000 But think about it.
01:28:01.000 Bill's probably worth $100 million or something.
01:28:03.000 I have no idea.
01:28:04.000 But he can afford living through a recession.
01:28:07.000 But when people talk about the liberal elite that they hate, it's that type of person.
01:28:11.000 It's this person on the coast who's like, yeah, yeah, have a recession so we can get rid of Trump.
01:28:15.000 I hope he does amazingly well.
01:28:19.000 Yeah, I agree.
01:28:20.000 I hope Trump does amazingly well and turns the country around.
01:28:22.000 I hope he evolves his ideas as a human being.
01:28:25.000 I hope he does mushrooms.
01:28:26.000 I hope he grows to love people.
01:28:30.000 Why would you hope for failure, especially failure for the whole country and sending people into a recession, which is undoubtedly going to cause suicides and turmoil and crisis and people going to go into panic thinking and panic voting, which is not what you want.
01:28:44.000 I mean, literally, that's what started Hitler.
01:28:46.000 I mean, that's what started Nazi Germany, right?
01:28:49.000 They were in the middle of a horrible recession, and this guy came along that proposed a solution.
01:28:54.000 You're not going to get a better version of the future by people living in fear and poverty and sadness.
01:29:05.000 I didn't vote for Trump, but he's the president.
01:29:07.000 I want him to do great.
01:29:08.000 I don't agree with him on a lot of shit.
01:29:11.000 He lies about a lot of shit.
01:29:12.000 Still want him to do great.
01:29:14.000 You know why?
01:29:15.000 Because he is the guy that's running the country.
01:29:17.000 If he's running the country, I want the country to do well, no matter who's running it.
01:29:21.000 Like, my thought was like, this is almost what it's like.
01:29:25.000 It's like, I don't like this doctor.
01:29:26.000 So when he fixes my knee, I hope he fucks it up.
01:29:29.000 Right.
01:29:29.000 That's it.
01:29:30.000 That's it.
01:29:31.000 It's really almost what it's like.
01:29:32.000 It's like, he's the goddamn president.
01:29:35.000 Okay, if you want him to be impeached because he's done some fucking horrible crime, which...
01:29:40.000 I've gone over all this Russian stuff.
01:29:41.000 I still am not convinced that he did anything horrible.
01:29:45.000 I don't see it.
01:29:45.000 Seems like the Democrats did more horrible things, or at least things that they've been caught on.
01:29:49.000 They definitely did something.
01:29:51.000 And just what they did to Bernie Sanders alone should be a devastating blow to the credibility of the DNC. It really should be.
01:29:59.000 And the fact that it's not, it's just...
01:30:02.000 It's just blind allegiance.
01:30:04.000 He can say, I hope for a recession.
01:30:05.000 Maybe he said that without thinking.
01:30:07.000 Maybe it was just a flippin' remark.
01:30:09.000 I'm pretty sure it was a package line.
01:30:11.000 I would never hope for a recession, no matter what.
01:30:13.000 I hope the guy does fantastic, even if he's hated across the board.
01:30:17.000 I hope he does an amazing job, and I hope the economy soars, and I hope people have more jobs.
01:30:22.000 I hope there's a method to his madness.
01:30:24.000 I really do.
01:30:25.000 Why would anybody hope differently?
01:30:26.000 I don't understand.
01:30:27.000 Well, I agree with that.
01:30:29.000 Basically, and again, I voted for Gary Johnson.
01:30:31.000 Look, if I had my choice, I'm pretty sure you know me well enough.
01:30:33.000 Like, I would much rather have like a really bright intellectual person who I think— You'd probably rather have Rand then, right?
01:30:39.000 Yeah, I'd much rather have Rand Paul.
01:30:41.000 I'd rather have a libertarian who basically is kicking everything back to the states.
01:30:44.000 But you know what?
01:30:44.000 Trump is cutting a ton of regulation and doing a lot of states' rights stuff.
01:30:47.000 The economy's doing really well.
01:30:49.000 Do you have any sense that we're going to get into some intractable war in the Middle East to nation build?
01:30:53.000 I don't think under his watch.
01:30:54.000 There may be some level of some peace now in the North Korean Peninsula.
01:31:00.000 That's a fascinating thing, man.
01:31:01.000 I don't think anybody else would have done what he did with North Korea.
01:31:04.000 Talked a bunch of shit to that guy.
01:31:06.000 Call him fat and short and you know like it was very funny like what he does is kind of funny and then he gets to have a meeting with the guy and the guy agrees to a meeting with it.
01:31:16.000 I think they're baffled by him.
01:31:17.000 They don't know what to do with him because North Korea and South Korea when the presidents of the two countries met at the DMZ and shook hands like that was an historic moment.
01:31:26.000 Yeah Maybe they can get past all this fucking bullshit that's been going on forever.
01:31:30.000 And if part of that was helped in some way by Trump being crazy, like maybe it's good to have someone that fucks things up a little bit and mixes it up.
01:31:38.000 It doesn't mean he's a perfect person.
01:31:40.000 It doesn't mean he's not a liar.
01:31:42.000 Right-wing conservative neocon Joe Rogan.
01:31:45.000 But think about it.
01:31:46.000 So then, like, what does he do?
01:31:47.000 So he brings in John Bolton, who's thought of as a neocon, like a warmonger neocon.
01:31:51.000 And then he has Mattis as the Secretary of Defense, warmonger neocon.
01:31:55.000 Maybe what he was doing is that he was scaring people from the...
01:31:59.000 Going, I'm going to bring in all these people who are really scary, who don't talk about peace that often, who talk about exercising our power and all of that stuff, so that Kim Jong-un is going to go...
01:32:11.000 Maybe this time they might actually depose me.
01:32:15.000 Yeah, he's looking at Trump.
01:32:16.000 He's like, this guy's fucking crazy.
01:32:17.000 Right.
01:32:17.000 And by the way, this is where I would say my side in this, the libertarian side is pretty weak on this.
01:32:22.000 Because a guy like Rand Paul, what he would say is, you know, we should be cutting all military and never doing anything, blah, blah, blah.
01:32:27.000 In which case, you can make a strong argument that you're constantly emboldening your enemies all the time.
01:32:31.000 Because if they know you never want to do anything...
01:32:45.000 I just don't understand the logic behind wanting a recession.
01:32:49.000 I mean, I can understand the logic around wanting someone else to take over in two years or three years when the new elections take place, but...
01:32:55.000 But don't you think things are basically going pretty well right now?
01:32:58.000 They are.
01:32:59.000 Like, if you remove the Twitter hysteria, like, remove just, like, hysteria stuff, like this he said, she said.
01:33:04.000 Like, in terms of what's happening in the country right now, black and Latino unemployment all-time low, economies chugging along, like, the basic things that matter for a society are working.
01:33:17.000 That's pretty good.
01:33:19.000 That's pretty good.
01:33:20.000 I don't know enough about this, but what's been explained to me is that a lot of this is the momentum of what Obama did when he was in office and that the economy, he's riding the work of Obama.
01:33:33.000 He's riding the wave of the previous administration's policies.
01:33:37.000 Does that make sense?
01:33:39.000 Yeah, I've had economists on my show argue kind of both sides of this thing.
01:33:43.000 Most don't agree with that, but I've had probably more libertarian-leaning economists in general.
01:33:47.000 What do they think?
01:33:48.000 Well, because they're all about cutting regulation all the time, and Trump has been very good at that.
01:33:51.000 I think it's something like, at one point it was like, for every one regulation he passed, he cut something like 63 regulations.
01:33:59.000 So if you're a libertarian economist or someone on the right, economically, you want the government out of all of that stuff.
01:34:05.000 So they're very happy at the economic level right now.
01:34:09.000 Right.
01:34:09.000 But all right.
01:34:10.000 But let's even say that's completely true, what you just said there, that this is all just because of Obama stuff.
01:34:15.000 Well, it's working.
01:34:17.000 Like we've got a guy that maybe has just picked up the ball and he's the lucky guy and maybe he's going to get it to the next thing.
01:34:23.000 But what I'm actually more enthused by is that I think after all this craziness that we're in right now, I actually think people are so starved for sanity and like a reset to decency.
01:34:34.000 I actually think things are going to get much better.
01:34:37.000 I think, again, this is where I think the conversations that we're all having are affecting things in a big way.
01:34:41.000 And I think that even politically, it's going to start bubbling up.
01:34:45.000 When I was in DC the other day, I was at a small dinner with a pretty – Influential senator who probably doesn't want me to say his name at the moment.
01:34:52.000 I'm not gonna say it, but I'll tell it to you later.
01:34:54.000 But it was somebody.
01:34:55.000 It was somebody big.
01:34:57.000 And he got it.
01:34:58.000 He really got it.
01:34:59.000 Like he knew about us, like this whole thing.
01:35:02.000 And that's what I'm saying.
01:35:03.000 Like, I'm not sitting here like, oh my God, it's so amazing what we're doing.
01:35:05.000 But there is something happening.
01:35:08.000 And I think it will reach the political level too, that people will not want the hysteria anymore.
01:35:14.000 And that eventually Trump will, because of his own craziness, become unnecessary.
01:35:18.000 You won't always need the icebreaker.
01:35:20.000 We needed the icebreaker to get all this shit out.
01:35:23.000 Now it's all out.
01:35:24.000 Everyone's reevaluating everything.
01:35:26.000 And then out of that is going to grow.
01:35:29.000 I mean, look, maybe it grows something horrible, right?
01:35:30.000 Like maybe the Hitler comes.
01:35:32.000 I obviously hope it doesn't happen.
01:35:34.000 But what I think is that something decent is going to come.
01:35:37.000 That's just where I believe.
01:35:39.000 I think eventually something decent is going to come.
01:35:41.000 And I think there's a lot of decent that's coming right now, but I think there's some people that are always going to resist that.
01:35:47.000 Oh, of course.
01:35:47.000 There's people that are just ideologically driven and they can't be shook from that position.
01:35:53.000 They're hard left or they're hard right or whatever they are.
01:35:56.000 They have this rigid idea in their head of what reality is and anything that's contrary to that, they're going to oppose.
01:36:02.000 And I think...
01:36:03.000 Jordan has been one of my favorite lightning rods for observation for watching this because all the disingenuous articles about him deceptive Talking about his positions and in extremely inaccurate ways and labeling him as some sort of a prejudiced terrible person What those have done is solidified This idea that there is a campaign of people that just are completely ideologically driven and they don't mind being deceptive
01:36:34.000 and that strengthens the position.
01:36:37.000 It helps people like us to just talk about stuff and don't mind talking about being incorrect or ignorant or not worried.
01:36:44.000 We're not worried about our stance.
01:36:47.000 We're going about most conversations from a place of objectivity as much as we possibly can.
01:36:54.000 Most people are subjective, at least to a certain extent.
01:36:57.000 As much objectivity as we can, as much honesty as we can, and just talking about things.
01:37:02.000 And this is something that's not happening in these little click-baity articles or in...
01:37:08.000 People that interrupt your shows and shake fucking jars of nickels or whatever they're doing.
01:37:13.000 All that stuff strengthens this position that we're in, that we're in this weird time of intellectual dishonesty and turmoil.
01:37:24.000 And I think a lot of it is because there's a lot of people that were just extremely upset that Trump got into office and anything that seems to represent that position or that side must be opposed violently.
01:37:34.000 Yeah.
01:37:35.000 So I think underneath everything you're saying right there, you're very hopeful right now.
01:37:39.000 I actually sense that you're really hopeful, and I am too.
01:37:41.000 And it's like, how could we ever do this if we weren't, right?
01:37:43.000 I would say that if I had to sort of whittle it down what I am at the core, I basically am a world-weary optimist.
01:37:51.000 I'm an optimist by nature, but I believe that the world is rough and tumble and all the things that Jordan would say about existence, I believe.
01:38:00.000 But I'm still an optimist despite that.
01:38:02.000 And what you just said right there basically is showing that the Trump thing was necessary because imagine if Hillary was president right now and the same machine and bullshit nonsense and media and all of that stuff kept churning along.
01:38:15.000 Think how much worse it would be for these conversations right now.
01:38:18.000 We would so be on the wrong side of things so to speak.
01:38:23.000 And the forces that don't want us to do anything good and have conversations would have been so emboldened.
01:38:28.000 Trump just came and took a freaking bat to the whole thing.
01:38:31.000 Now, as I discussed with Eric Weinstein, it's like Trump was the bull in the China shop.
01:38:35.000 I think most of us would have preferred a panther.
01:38:37.000 We kind of wanted something to walk through, knock a few things off.
01:38:40.000 Trump just blew up the whole thing.
01:38:42.000 The phrase is bull in a China shop, not a panther in a China shop.
01:38:45.000 So that's what you get.
01:38:46.000 But after this, for every reason you just said, there is going to be a return to sanity.
01:38:54.000 It goes one of two ways, but I just am a firm believer that it will go that way, that there is enough of us out there now trying to reset things, and because I don't think people are evil, I don't think people want to be talked down to, I don't think people are dumb, and even the people who are dumb, I don't think they want to be dumb.
01:39:10.000 And because of all of that, I think this was the necessary thing to happen right now.
01:39:37.000 I've got a freaking Declaration of Independence in our control room and a constitution and a big American flag.
01:39:42.000 Like, would I rather someone who knew what the Federalist Papers are and all of those things be in the Oval Office?
01:39:48.000 Yes.
01:39:49.000 You don't get everything you want in life.
01:39:51.000 So you just kind of work with what comes.
01:39:53.000 And I think we have a little room to work right now.
01:39:55.000 I think also as more people open themselves up to the ideas that Jordan is espousing, or you are, I am, or more people are genuinely objective about these ideas and start discussing them, the more frantic The people on the radical left,
01:40:13.000 what they call the regressive left, the more ridiculous they're going to get and the more obvious it's going to get that they're out of control.
01:40:20.000 It's just what happens.
01:40:21.000 People start ranting and screaming louder because their initial message doesn't work.
01:40:26.000 It's not like they're going to go back and revamp the message and make it more logical.
01:40:29.000 There's no logical message there.
01:40:31.000 But think about that.
01:40:32.000 So when that's exactly what they're doing with Trump, too, you keep screaming Trump's Hitler, right?
01:40:36.000 You keep screaming Trump's Hitler, Hitler, Hitler.
01:40:39.000 Now, Hitler killed millions and millions of people, and many more millions were killed because of Hitler that he didn't directly kill.
01:40:44.000 Now, if you keep doing that with Trump, and then someone plays that Barack Obama clip, and you go, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:40:51.000 You're calling Trump Hitler.
01:40:53.000 Here's Obama saying something that actually sounds possibly even more extreme if you believe this is an extreme position to take.
01:40:59.000 So now, is Obama Hitler?
01:41:01.000 And what they're doing is they're creating a situation where they're going to cause a rebound so that people will be like, oh, these guys aren't all nuts.
01:41:10.000 But if they destroy all of our ability to have this conversation, Then when the real Hitler comes in, we won't even be able to recognize it because they will have cried wolf to the point that someone's going to come in and they're going to have a big smile.
01:41:21.000 It won't be a Trump.
01:41:23.000 When Hitler, the Hitler type, and I hate using Hitler as the metaphor because it's so overplayed, but when the Hitler type comes...
01:41:30.000 It ain't coming as the angry guy like Trump is.
01:41:34.000 It's going to come with the smile on its face, right?
01:41:36.000 That's that socialist t-shirt, like, you know, socialism smiley face.
01:41:39.000 That's how it will come because it will be masked in identity politics.
01:41:42.000 It will be masked in all of this nonsense that will rip us apart, that will literally have us killing each other on the streets.
01:41:49.000 What do you think would cause that?
01:41:50.000 Like, what scenario do you foresee that could be possibly...
01:41:55.000 If the ideas of what I consider the fringe left, which are pretty much mainstream Democrat ideas already, if the Democrats keep going more towards the Bernie, Elizabeth Warren, Keith Ellison, real hard left progressive stuff, it is rooted in identity politics,
01:42:12.000 which we've done already.
01:42:13.000 But it is rooted in something that separates us.
01:42:16.000 It is rooted that you should...
01:42:17.000 That even today, did you see this at Harvard?
01:42:19.000 I just tweeted out when I was on the way here.
01:42:21.000 Harvard released this statement defending the fact that they're okay with basically having quotas that work against Asian students because they want to have more other minorities, basically meaning black or Hispanic minorities.
01:42:35.000 So think about it.
01:42:36.000 Why would you discriminate?
01:42:37.000 If you were hiring right now, let's say you're hiring today, right?
01:42:41.000 You're hiring for your studio.
01:42:42.000 Who's going to hire?
01:42:43.000 You're going to hire the most qualified person or are you going to try to figure out every little identity thing to figure out who you should hire?
01:42:48.000 Diversity, bro.
01:42:49.000 I'm all about diversity.
01:42:51.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:42:52.000 It's racist against Asians.
01:42:54.000 It's racist.
01:42:55.000 Asians just haven't been very vocal about it because they tend to just put their fucking nose to the grindstone and keep kicking ass.
01:43:01.000 Yeah.
01:43:19.000 If you now say, well, wait a minute, these people played by the rules.
01:43:22.000 They came here as in most, you know, like all of our ancestors virtually came here pretty much with nothing.
01:43:27.000 People owned small businesses, busted their ass, worked in coal mines, etc., wherever you had to do it.
01:43:32.000 If you do all of those things and then you focus on education and on family and all of those things, and now the system is going to say, well...
01:43:40.000 Worked for a while, but we're going to have to put you at the bottom of the thing now.
01:43:43.000 And guess what?
01:43:43.000 You're not going to get into Harvard because you're Asian.
01:43:46.000 That is racism.
01:43:47.000 So I've been calling this out for at least two years.
01:43:49.000 That the next move by this identity politics, this evil oppression Olympics machine, is that they will come after Asian people.
01:43:57.000 And it's starting to happen now.
01:43:59.000 So I see all these minorities, by the way.
01:44:01.000 So Candace...
01:44:02.000 I watch the show, and I know you guys definitely have disagreements on stuff, as do I do when it comes not only to politics, but tactics sometimes and stuff, but I really do like her.
01:44:10.000 You know, look, she's causing a massive rift in the black community, and you can see it in the numbers.
01:44:15.000 Black male support for Trump doubled.
01:44:18.000 It was at 11%.
01:44:19.000 It's now at 22%.
01:44:21.000 Well, it's Kanye.
01:44:22.000 Kanye was the wrecking machine, but I actually think in the grand scheme of things, Candace is much bigger.
01:44:27.000 I really believe that.
01:44:29.000 Why?
01:44:29.000 Because I think she could be a direct line to all of the political parts of this if she decides to go that route.
01:44:35.000 Because I think she could run for Senate.
01:44:38.000 What?
01:44:39.000 Yeah.
01:44:40.000 Yeah.
01:44:41.000 Are you okay?
01:44:41.000 Are you high?
01:44:42.000 Did you get high before you got here?
01:44:44.000 I'm not high today.
01:44:45.000 What happened?
01:44:45.000 I'm only smoking maybe once a week on Sundays.
01:44:47.000 And now I'm on tour, so I'm not really at all.
01:44:49.000 Maybe I'll spark up a joint and have you reconsider what you just said.
01:44:52.000 You can smoke a joint and maybe I'll reconsider it.
01:44:54.000 You said you watched the podcast I did with her.
01:44:56.000 Yeah.
01:44:56.000 Okay.
01:44:56.000 Yeah.
01:44:57.000 I watched, I don't know, maybe at least an hour and a half of it or so.
01:44:59.000 Okay.
01:45:00.000 Yeah.
01:45:00.000 Why?
01:45:01.000 Why what?
01:45:03.000 I don't know.
01:45:03.000 Why are you saying it that way?
01:45:05.000 Because I don't think she should run for Senate.
01:45:07.000 No, no, I'm not saying...
01:45:07.000 I think she's a young girl with some interesting ideas and she's got a lot of passion.
01:45:12.000 No, no, I didn't say you think she should.
01:45:15.000 I'd even say I think she should.
01:45:15.000 I think she could have a bigger effect even than Kanye when it comes to just everything going on politically and socially.
01:45:22.000 I'm going to ask you again if you're high and you need to be honest with me.
01:45:24.000 She wants it.
01:45:25.000 She wants it, man.
01:45:26.000 I'm sure she does.
01:45:28.000 She's affecting people in a big way.
01:45:29.000 I think maybe in a bigger way than perhaps either one of us understand.
01:45:34.000 But forgetting Candace specifically.
01:45:36.000 Okay.
01:45:37.000 I like her.
01:45:37.000 Don't get me wrong.
01:45:38.000 She's a nice person.
01:45:39.000 Yeah.
01:45:40.000 My point was, though, that I think all minority groups are reevaluating what's going on here.
01:45:44.000 If you're in the black community, clearly there is, at the moment, a reevaluation of do we have to be democratic?
01:45:50.000 That is an issue.
01:45:51.000 Yeah.
01:45:52.000 It's a racist issue.
01:45:53.000 Yes.
01:45:53.000 Because people assume that if you're black, you must be a Democrat.
01:45:57.000 If you're not, you're some sort of an Uncle Tom.
01:45:58.000 It's kind of fucked up.
01:46:00.000 Yeah.
01:46:00.000 Talk to my friends Larry Elder, or I had Thomas Sowell on the show, or my buddy David Webb, or many...
01:46:04.000 There are many black conservatives.
01:46:06.000 Sure.
01:46:07.000 You are allowed to think however you want, despite your skin color, right?
01:46:10.000 So I think the black community...
01:46:12.000 Ben Carson.
01:46:12.000 Ben Carson.
01:46:13.000 I mean, I think the black community is starting to split.
01:46:15.000 I think the gay community is starting to split because the left has sort of had this odd embracement of Islam, which is bad for gays.
01:46:22.000 So I think the gays are starting to split.
01:46:24.000 I think...
01:46:25.000 That Latinos are even starting to split a little bit differently because I think for all the people that came here legally, they're actually not as thrilled with illegal immigration as the media may imply that they are.
01:46:35.000 So I think there's just massive shifts happening all over the place.
01:46:39.000 And the way we look at voting where every election, you know, what's his name?
01:46:44.000 John King goes on CNN and shows you the map and he goes, well, the white working class people here voted this way and the black inner city people.
01:46:50.000 I think all of that is about to explode.
01:46:53.000 And they won't know what to do because they haven't been listening, but I think some others have been listening.
01:46:59.000 Do you think there's real room in this country for a third party?
01:47:01.000 I mean, I think for sure someone could take a position that's outside those two boxes and make some real valid points and have a little bit of ideas from each side.
01:47:11.000 But the real concern in this country seems to be throwing your vote away, right?
01:47:16.000 That's the thing that people are always worried about.
01:47:17.000 Well, if you go that way, you're throwing your vote away and you're essentially...
01:47:21.000 Giving it to the person that is on the other side.
01:47:23.000 So I used to kind of buy into that, right?
01:47:26.000 Because realistically within – but this is why I was so disappointed in Gary Johnson.
01:47:29.000 Half the country hated Hillary.
01:47:31.000 Half the country hated Trump at the highest levels that you could hate a candidate, right?
01:47:35.000 So if there was ever a time for just a decent guy, right?
01:47:39.000 Like Gary Johns is just a decent guy.
01:47:40.000 If he was here, like he'd probably want to spark up a joint.
01:47:43.000 He's a nice guy.
01:47:44.000 He's just a nice guy.
01:47:45.000 But he was such an ineffective, confused memory problem, couldn't lay out his basic principles simply.
01:47:53.000 He wanted, as a libertarian, he wanted the baker to bake the cake.
01:47:56.000 That's a crazy position to hold as a libertarian.
01:48:00.000 It's completely against what would be your line of thinking as a libertarian.
01:48:05.000 You would never want the government to force someone to do a specific task.
01:48:09.000 You're talking about the gay couple that wanted a wedding cake made?
01:48:12.000 Yeah.
01:48:13.000 What's your position on that, by the way?
01:48:16.000 Well, there's two issues.
01:48:17.000 One issue is that they apparently went to places they thought would deny them so that they could make a story out of it.
01:48:25.000 It wasn't as simple as a loving couple went to some place, they wanted to get a cake made, and the people said no, and they're like, what the fuck?
01:48:33.000 No, they wanted a story.
01:48:35.000 So they sought out places that they thought were going to deny them, and then they made a giant national event out of it.
01:48:42.000 I don't think...
01:48:43.000 People should discriminate to the point where they're not gonna make someone a cake.
01:48:48.000 But do you think the government shouldn't step in?
01:48:52.000 No.
01:48:53.000 I think you should let people know publicly that these are people that they discriminate against gay people.
01:49:00.000 And so if you want your dollars to represent your opinions and your feelings on things, maybe you shouldn't buy a cake from these folks that don't want to make a cake for gay people.
01:49:11.000 But the idea that government's going to step in?
01:49:14.000 It seems crazy to me.
01:49:15.000 But then, as soon as I say that, I go, okay, well, what if they wouldn't make a cake for black people?
01:49:20.000 Should the government step in then?
01:49:22.000 So, okay, so there's a couple things there.
01:49:25.000 So, first off, it was about the specifics of the cake.
01:49:28.000 I know a lot of people are going to get into the nitty-gritty of every legal part of this thing.
01:49:32.000 But it was about a specific...
01:49:33.000 It wasn't that he wasn't going to sell them a cake that was on the shelf, right?
01:49:36.000 He didn't want to make them...
01:49:40.000 Wedding.
01:49:40.000 Now that's asking him to do something that's artistic or that's not...
01:49:44.000 What was the variables?
01:49:46.000 Like, did he want two men holding hands?
01:49:49.000 So apparently the conversation actually never got to that point because he denied them before that because he knew what it was going to be.
01:49:55.000 So it never got to like, oh, are you going to draw us together or whatever, but he knew it was going to be a gay wedding.
01:50:00.000 So he just said, no, I'm not making a cake for a gay wedding.
01:50:03.000 Right.
01:50:03.000 Now look, but they could have bought a cake that was there.
01:50:06.000 What if it was an interracial wedding?
01:50:07.000 Would you have more of an issue with that?
01:50:09.000 So here's the deal.
01:50:11.000 So it's – look, we have the Civil Rights Act of 1964. You have to serve people based on race and all of the minority statuses that there are.
01:50:20.000 I'm not for relitigating that.
01:50:21.000 But there are – there is a libertarian argument that basically would say – We don't need those laws anymore because the Civil Rights Act was in response to Jim Crow laws where states in the South had discriminatory laws.
01:50:34.000 So we had the federal government come in and clean that up for everybody.
01:50:37.000 So you have to serve everyone equally.
01:50:39.000 You can't deny a black couple to come into your restaurant or you have to serve them.
01:50:43.000 So why can you deny a gay person then?
01:50:45.000 No, but it was a specific thing.
01:50:48.000 So look, put it this way.
01:50:50.000 If there was a Jewish artist who took commissions for paintings, would you force that person to paint neo-Nazi signs?
01:50:59.000 Of course not.
01:51:00.000 You would never have the government come in and say that they are...
01:51:04.000 Forced to paint something that's against their conscience.
01:51:06.000 So I would say that your original position is the right one, which is it kind of sucks, right?
01:51:12.000 It kind of sucks.
01:51:13.000 Like I wish in my heart of hearts, I'm gay again.
01:51:16.000 Like I wish that every baker would treat everyone equally and every person would treat everyone equally.
01:51:22.000 They're not allowed – he wasn't allowed to deny them something that was in the store already because you can't deny based on those protected categories.
01:51:30.000 So he wouldn't – by the Civil Rights Act, he wouldn't have been allowed to deny interracial couple a cake that existed there already.
01:51:38.000 Could he have denied them one that he would have had to draw a black woman and a white woman if he was a real racist?
01:51:43.000 Yeah.
01:51:44.000 I think the answer is that he could have denied them that.
01:51:47.000 And that would have been very shitty.
01:51:49.000 And he would be a racist and a really awful person.
01:51:52.000 But if the answer is that the government should then come in and tell this man what to do, I would not be for that.
01:51:58.000 I see what you're saying.
01:52:01.000 That's just the cleanest way to deal with this related to freedom.
01:52:05.000 It's kind of shitty.
01:52:07.000 Like, freedom is messy.
01:52:08.000 It's definitely shitty.
01:52:09.000 Yeah.
01:52:10.000 It's shitty and...
01:52:11.000 But the government can't protect you from shitty.
01:52:13.000 Mm-hmm.
01:52:14.000 Yeah.
01:52:15.000 No, I mean, obviously, that's why the KKK still exists.
01:52:19.000 Yeah.
01:52:19.000 And what's the alternative?
01:52:20.000 I mean, what's the alternative?
01:52:21.000 We would all love the KKK to go away.
01:52:23.000 We would all love there to be, not all of us, but most sane people don't want racism to exist.
01:52:27.000 But should we not let people meet?
01:52:29.000 Should we be bugging people?
01:52:31.000 Should we force people to do something they don't want to do?
01:52:34.000 I mean, I just fundamentally do not believe in that.
01:52:37.000 I don't want people to be racist.
01:52:38.000 I don't want people to be homophobic or transphobic.
01:52:41.000 But the idea that the government can use its authority to make people do all of these things I just think is absolutely crazy.
01:52:47.000 So whether they decided to intentionally inflame this or not by finding people that weren't going to do it, if you're listening to this right now and you're getting gay married or untraditionally married, as they call it,
01:53:03.000 if you're doing that and you live in Alabama and there's only one baker there and he doesn't want to bake a gay cake, It sucks.
01:53:08.000 It does suck.
01:53:08.000 But what you might want to do is what I said about an hour ago, which is maybe leave that town.
01:53:13.000 Like, maybe take your skills, whatever worth you bring to a community, and move to a bigger town where there probably is someone that'll do it.
01:53:20.000 Or order a cake online.
01:53:21.000 I mean, the technological part that you just mentioned, that you can now tweet about stuff and go, don't...
01:53:26.000 We have power as people.
01:53:29.000 And the idea that we outsource all the decision-making to the government is extremely dangerous.
01:53:34.000 I mean, every horror in human history is a government doing things, basically, as long as governments have pretty much existed.
01:53:41.000 It's not bands of nice individual people that disagree on some stuff, murdering people.
01:53:45.000 I mean, I understand your position.
01:53:47.000 I'm with you to a certain extent.
01:53:49.000 I wish there was a clean answer.
01:53:51.000 There's no clean answer.
01:53:52.000 No, but freedom's not clean.
01:53:53.000 That's the point.
01:53:54.000 Yeah.
01:53:55.000 Yeah, I mean even the freedom to be a piece of shit, and to be racist, and to be sexist, or homophobic, or whatever it is.
01:54:02.000 We have to define what that is in the first place, right?
01:54:06.000 By whose definition is something homophobic?
01:54:09.000 Is it homophobic, or is it religious freedom?
01:54:12.000 If someone is deeply religious, and their religion discriminates against gay people, are they discriminatory?
01:54:21.000 Or are they religious?
01:54:22.000 You'd have to give me an example of what they were actually doing.
01:54:24.000 Like, you're allowed to hate gay people.
01:54:27.000 You are.
01:54:28.000 I hope that you do not.
01:54:30.000 And I actually think this is somewhere where the conservatives have moved.
01:54:33.000 I really do think they have moved.
01:54:35.000 There's virtually no mainstream conservative that's screaming about gay marriage anymore.
01:54:39.000 Even Mike Huckabee, who's sort of irrelevant, or like the Christian conservative side of that.
01:54:44.000 They pretty much have...
01:54:45.000 Ted Cruz, what does he say about gay marriage anymore?
01:54:48.000 But that's again why Rand Paul should have led or the real, the true conservatives that believe in limited government should have led the charge on this.
01:54:55.000 So this is where the progressives did do something right years ago because they were fighting for real equality.
01:55:01.000 Because real equality means you should be able to marry whoever you want.
01:55:04.000 They weren't going for extra rights for anyone.
01:55:07.000 Now they're going for extra rights because we all have equality.
01:55:10.000 It doesn't mean we all have equality.
01:55:12.000 Equal everything.
01:55:13.000 But we have to have equality under the law.
01:55:15.000 That's all the government can provide you.
01:55:17.000 And then once you have that, some of us are going to be born into more money, right?
01:55:21.000 Like your kids are going to have more money than you did, right?
01:55:24.000 Fact.
01:55:25.000 Should they be punished for that?
01:55:26.000 A lot of people would say yes.
01:55:27.000 There's a lot of people who do think that.
01:55:29.000 Yeah.
01:55:29.000 A lot of people that don't believe you should be able to give your kids money when you die.
01:55:34.000 Yeah.
01:55:34.000 I mean, the estate tax.
01:55:36.000 I hope that I'll be able to...
01:55:38.000 Make enough money in my life that that will be a problem, but it will be a problem for you, for sure.
01:55:42.000 Short of you going bust on everything you're doing, which I'm assuming is not going to happen.
01:55:45.000 Do you think at the end of your life that you've paid taxes your whole life?
01:55:49.000 You've paid payroll taxes because you have employees.
01:55:51.000 You've done all of these things.
01:55:53.000 You've done everything right as a citizen.
01:55:54.000 Do you think at the end of the day, the government should be able to come in and take something like 55% of your money at that point?
01:56:00.000 No, that's creepy.
01:56:01.000 It's creepy that they're able to do that to take money from taxed money.
01:56:06.000 Yeah.
01:56:07.000 For your whole life.
01:56:09.000 Yeah, you earn that money and then they're going to tax it on top of that.
01:56:12.000 But that's a mainstream democratic talking point.
01:56:15.000 It's one of those things where they're dealing with the redistribution of wealth.
01:56:19.000 That conversation, the redistribution of wealth, is super slippery.
01:56:23.000 Because who's going to redistribute it and to who?
01:56:26.000 And when do you decide that someone has too much money?
01:56:29.000 Or what's the standard?
01:56:32.000 What's the metric?
01:56:33.000 And what...
01:56:36.000 What occupation?
01:56:38.000 Are we only going to go after the bankers?
01:56:39.000 Are we going to go after artists as well?
01:56:41.000 What if someone's a successful artist?
01:56:43.000 Are we going to take all their money?
01:56:45.000 Are we going to remove incentive for success?
01:56:47.000 There's a certain line that you're going to cross where you shouldn't be more successful because they're going to tax you harder.
01:56:53.000 Are we going to keep people in some sort of an artificially constructed glass ceiling to avoid being taxed?
01:57:00.000 It's real weird.
01:57:01.000 I hate to tell you, but everything you just said there is completely against what Democrats basically are for.
01:57:06.000 They are for the estate tax.
01:57:08.000 But why?
01:57:09.000 What's the argument for it?
01:57:10.000 The argument is you died and now in the greater good, which is a phrase that sounds really good, but your face pretty much summed it up.
01:57:19.000 It never leads to good.
01:57:20.000 Well, okay, let's just give more money to this thing that wastes money on everything, that has no accountability, this giant money-churning monster.
01:57:29.000 Yeah, that's the real issue, right?
01:57:30.000 Is that this thing doesn't have accountability and that it does waste a shitload of money.
01:57:34.000 Think about this.
01:57:35.000 If the government was slim and trim and effective and, you know, we were all taxed right and it was transparent and effective and functional, there would be no reason to be a libertarian.
01:57:44.000 I'd be sitting here going, I'm for government.
01:57:46.000 You know what I mean?
01:57:47.000 Like if it really operated in a slim way.
01:57:49.000 But what?
01:57:50.000 The government doesn't do anything good.
01:57:51.000 Name one problem you could possibly have in your life, Joe Rogan, that you'd be like, let me get the government to solve this.
01:57:57.000 Do they do the post office well?
01:57:59.000 No.
01:57:59.000 Like, what do they do well?
01:58:01.000 They do the post office pretty good, actually.
01:58:02.000 But guess what?
01:58:03.000 If a post office closed tomorrow, it would be alright.
01:58:05.000 You'd still get mail.
01:58:06.000 It would suck.
01:58:07.000 Amazon would pick that up.
01:58:08.000 You'd have to send things through UPS. It would cost a lot more.
01:58:11.000 It wouldn't, though.
01:58:12.000 Competition would start kicking in.
01:58:14.000 And between UPS and FedEx and Amazon and drones and blah, blah, blah and DHL, they'd all start – it would probably drop prices because right now we've just got this artificial thing that sits there that then allows them to price according to that.
01:58:27.000 But if you drop that, why is the government in that business anymore?
01:58:31.000 I have three chickens.
01:58:32.000 I've really done the Joe Rogan lifestyle here.
01:58:34.000 Over the last couple of years.
01:58:35.000 So I have three chickens right now.
01:58:37.000 I'm going to give you a good UPS story.
01:58:39.000 We ordered them.
01:58:40.000 They were born in August on a Monday in Cleveland.
01:58:44.000 They hatched that day.
01:58:45.000 They threw them in a box with a little hole, USPS, and they showed up at my door in LA on a Tuesday.
01:58:50.000 The USPS has been doing that for about 100 years.
01:58:52.000 It's the only way you can do it, by the way.
01:58:54.000 You can't order chickens through any other method.
01:58:56.000 Oh, is it just USPS? Yeah.
01:58:58.000 So actually, I was giving the USPS credit there because my chickens all arrived live.
01:59:01.000 Yeah, they send them to chicks.
01:59:02.000 Yeah.
01:59:03.000 You're buying these live chicks.
01:59:04.000 That's the way you get them.
01:59:05.000 You get them through the U.S. Postal Service.
01:59:07.000 You don't get them through UPS. I'm pretty sure, though, that if the USPS stopped, it didn't exist anywhere, you'd still get chickens delivered.
01:59:13.000 And Amazon could probably do it even more effectively.
01:59:16.000 That's my point.
01:59:16.000 It's like, I'm not saying these things have to be eliminated tomorrow.
01:59:19.000 I'm not even really calling for them to be eliminated.
01:59:21.000 But just generally...
01:59:23.000 What problem would you have?
01:59:24.000 Everything you're building here right now, right?
01:59:26.000 Do you want the government to tell you how to do all these things and all the regulations that you got to have your electric thing this far from this?
01:59:34.000 Regulations like that for construction are important, though.
01:59:36.000 You do have to make sure that people don't do stupid shit.
01:59:38.000 Make sure you don't have a power line.
01:59:40.000 It's near a water line.
01:59:42.000 There's a lot of...
01:59:43.000 But I would put most of that on the builders, though.
01:59:45.000 They want to build things that are good.
01:59:46.000 Now, I get it.
01:59:47.000 Oh, that's not true.
01:59:48.000 Listen, people cut corners all the time.
01:59:51.000 You have to have regulations when it comes to construction methods or people are going to get fucked.
01:59:55.000 They cut corners when there are regulations anyway.
01:59:58.000 They do.
01:59:59.000 They would cut a lot more if there weren't regulations.
02:00:02.000 If you go to third world countries and look at construction methods, they're fucking dangerous.
02:00:05.000 Yeah.
02:00:06.000 That's why schools collapse on kids in foreign countries sometimes.
02:00:09.000 Well, I'm not telling you that I'm against all regulation, period.
02:00:13.000 But that's where I said intellectually I like that argument because I think you can make a very sound argument that competition would force people to do better work.
02:00:22.000 Like if you're a plumber, you have a vested interest In doing the best plumbing job you can so that people will rate you on Yelp so that you will get more work.
02:00:30.000 You don't have a vested interest in cutting corners.
02:00:32.000 Now, you might, right?
02:00:33.000 You're going to push it as much as you can to save as much time and energy and money as you can.
02:00:37.000 But once you go over that edge, yeah, you don't want to be known as the guy that you tighten something too much so that you flooded the house.
02:00:43.000 Or when you're building a house.
02:00:45.000 You're thinking logically, though.
02:00:46.000 When people fuck things up and short things and do things terribly, they're not thinking logically.
02:00:51.000 But I don't think it's the government that they're like, The government gave me this regulation, so that's why I'm going to do it right.
02:00:58.000 Well, if they didn't have any regulations, there'd be no incentive whatsoever to do it right.
02:01:03.000 No, there would be an incentive.
02:01:04.000 If they knew there were no inspectors, no one was going to check their stuff and make sure that their stuff was up to code.
02:01:09.000 Listen, man, I was in construction my whole life.
02:01:11.000 My dad was an architect.
02:01:12.000 I've been in construction since I was a little kid.
02:01:14.000 You fucking need regulations.
02:01:16.000 These guys, a lot of people that are in construction...
02:01:19.000 They'll do whatever the fuck they can to make money and it's not good for the people that have the house because they might have that house for five, ten years before that problem manifests itself.
02:01:29.000 The people who are establishing these codes are licensed builders or people that have been involved in construction for a long fucking time and they know what's safe and what's not safe.
02:01:39.000 That's why those codes exist.
02:01:41.000 They exist to protect the consumers.
02:01:42.000 You can't just protect the consumers through the marketplace because Because it takes a long time for these problems to become a real issue.
02:01:50.000 And these problems could potentially damage everybody in the neighborhood.
02:01:53.000 It's not just going to affect the person on this one lot.
02:01:56.000 Like if a fire starts, it burns all the houses in the neighborhood.
02:01:59.000 Or if a flood happens and it floods everyone downhill, it's a real problem.
02:02:03.000 Absolutely.
02:02:04.000 You have to be real careful with construction.
02:02:06.000 I get it.
02:02:06.000 And, you know, my dad wasn't in construction, so I'm not privy to like all of that, the little stuff.
02:02:12.000 But I genuinely believe that as a general level, People have a vested interest in, especially now because of phones and apps and Yelp and all the things, doing good work because that's how you will get more work.
02:02:26.000 I agree.
02:02:26.000 You're never going to remove the people who will do shoddy, shitty, malicious stuff.
02:02:31.000 But you can keep them at bay with regulation.
02:02:34.000 So this is where I say you can have some regulation.
02:02:37.000 Educated regulation.
02:02:38.000 People who actually understand what's going on.
02:02:40.000 And make sure that someone doesn't do something stupid with a power line or someone do something stupid with the way they constructed main beams where they're subject to collapse.
02:02:50.000 That's important.
02:02:51.000 Yeah.
02:02:51.000 Because most people buying a house don't know what the fuck they're looking for.
02:02:54.000 Most people getting a house built, they have no idea about construction methods and they need someone to inspect things and make sure that it's up to code.
02:03:02.000 That's why code exists.
02:03:03.000 It's very important.
02:03:04.000 Yeah.
02:03:05.000 So I'm not totally with you on that.
02:03:07.000 I think most of it, probably 90% of it, would be, who has the most vested interest to build a good house?
02:03:14.000 It's the builder because he wants more work.
02:03:16.000 He doesn't want the house to collapse because then he'll be out of work.
02:03:18.000 But I'm telling No, I got you.
02:03:19.000 I got you, though.
02:03:20.000 I get it that it will not always...
02:03:22.000 These guys are jerk-offs.
02:03:22.000 There's a lot of them that are jerk-offs.
02:03:24.000 So construction may be a specific thing, you know what I mean?
02:03:26.000 It's a dangerous thing, too, because it's where you sleep.
02:03:28.000 It's where your kids sleep.
02:03:29.000 It's...
02:03:32.000 I think there's a lot of idealistic notions about deregulation and I think there's some consumer protection has to be put in place because people don't have the time to spend all this time researching construction methods and making sure everything's done correctly and be there and make sure that the joists are a certain width and they have a certain amount of support.
02:03:55.000 All that stuff has to be done by people who understand code.
02:03:58.000 Assuming that the government regulators understand code correctly and aren't just on the take or just basically just taking money and signing off on things.
02:04:08.000 They inspect things, man.
02:04:10.000 Have you ever had a construction project done?
02:04:12.000 Yeah.
02:04:12.000 Well, I got my house last year and we had to go through all the inspections and had several guys come back.
02:04:17.000 You didn't build it, right?
02:04:17.000 Right.
02:04:18.000 There's a big difference between an insurance inspector and a code inspector.
02:04:22.000 Code inspectors are very different.
02:04:23.000 When you're having a house built, and I've had construction projects where I had to explain to people and go through it with builders, they're making sure that the house doesn't fucking fall on you, that the power lines are done correctly, that all the electricity is done correctly, the pipes are laid in correctly,
02:04:40.000 your septic system or your sewage system is done correctly.
02:04:43.000 Do you think that could be privatized then?
02:04:46.000 See, again, I just think it's an interesting...
02:04:49.000 The regulations?
02:04:49.000 How would it?
02:04:50.000 There would be no incentive.
02:04:52.000 Well, no, you could have companies that their job would be to make sure...
02:04:57.000 To inspect.
02:04:57.000 To inspect, yeah.
02:04:58.000 But they wouldn't have the threat of law to enforce these things.
02:05:03.000 Like, if someone is building something and they're not up to code, they lose their license and they can't build.
02:05:08.000 Right.
02:05:08.000 If you privatized it, what's the incentive for them to follow the guidelines?
02:05:13.000 Yeah, so this is where I'm not telling you that I'm calling for all this.
02:05:16.000 I just think intellectually it's just an interesting space to argue something.
02:05:20.000 Because I think that there's more, the more that you can give to people to freely do what they think is right, I think generally they will.
02:05:28.000 Like, again, I get it.
02:05:29.000 There's going to be some real shitty construction people out there.
02:05:32.000 You know who you should have on to talk about this, and I think people have looped you in before, is Yaron Brook from Ayn Rand Institute.
02:05:38.000 No, no one should loop me in with him.
02:05:41.000 Maybe if they have, I haven't paid attention.
02:05:43.000 Okay, so I'll be happy to do it.
02:05:44.000 He's a really interesting guy who's moved my thinking a little bit on this.
02:05:47.000 Those Ayn Rand people are fucking harsh.
02:05:49.000 They like ideas, man.
02:05:50.000 Those are...
02:05:53.000 They're not the most fun people on the planet, but I generally like them because they're kind of live and let live.
02:05:59.000 That's really it.
02:06:00.000 That's the crux of it, pretty much.
02:06:01.000 Is that really the crux of it?
02:06:03.000 Yeah.
02:06:04.000 People think that there's sort of a cruelty aspect to it, to the Ayn Rand philosophy.
02:06:09.000 Well, they believe in rational self-interest, which if you say self, it makes people think you're evil.
02:06:15.000 But we all basically operate in rational self-interest all the time.
02:06:19.000 Right, but espousing it.
02:06:20.000 That's the thing.
02:06:21.000 It's like proclaiming it is the thing that people go, oh, you're essentially setting up the idea, the Gordon Gekko idea.
02:06:28.000 Greed is good.
02:06:29.000 Yeah, I kind of buy into that idea.
02:06:32.000 Do you buy into greed is good?
02:06:33.000 Yeah, basically.
02:06:34.000 Not greed to destroy the world, but if you do, you, Joe, do what is good for you.
02:06:40.000 Is that greed?
02:06:41.000 Or is that ambition?
02:06:43.000 All right, exactly.
02:06:44.000 That's my point.
02:06:45.000 That's where it gets conflated, isn't it?
02:06:47.000 Right.
02:06:47.000 So without whittling it to the definition of greed versus ambition, it's like you do what's good for you, but it doesn't mean you're just running this rampaging program to destroy the world in the name of Joe Rogan.
02:06:59.000 You're doing what's good for you because...
02:07:23.000 So who takes care of that?
02:07:26.000 Who regulates that?
02:07:28.000 Is that where the government comes in?
02:07:30.000 So those guys, I don't want to speak for— Well, who gets you in trouble, in your opinion, if you're this deregulation guy?
02:07:37.000 Who goes after you when you dump shit into the river?
02:07:39.000 So I'm not saying there should be no regulation.
02:07:41.000 I just was saying that I like this—generally, I like this line of thinking.
02:07:44.000 There has to be some regulation.
02:07:46.000 I agree.
02:07:46.000 You can't—but what I would say is— So that's where the regulation comes in when you pollute the environment?
02:07:50.000 Let's put it this way.
02:07:51.000 Yeah, that I would say there has to be some, but I've had some interesting people on conservatives who are doing environmental stuff from a conservative perspective, that there's ways to make money actually in green stuff, in green products.
02:08:03.000 Of course.
02:08:04.000 Look at Al Gore.
02:08:05.000 Yeah.
02:08:06.000 I don't know that he's creating anything other than movies, but he's making a lot of money.
02:08:11.000 A lot of money in green corporations.
02:08:12.000 Right.
02:08:13.000 But that's him doing it privately.
02:08:15.000 Right.
02:08:15.000 Yeah.
02:08:16.000 Yeah.
02:08:16.000 But what's the solution if someone pollutes?
02:08:20.000 If you're not going to have regulation, what is the solution if someone does something that's illegal?
02:08:25.000 Well, if you're not going to have a regulation, it wouldn't be illegal.
02:08:27.000 But your question is...
02:08:28.000 Well, it's illegal to dump things into the river, right?
02:08:32.000 I mean, it's just illegal.
02:08:34.000 That's not a matter of regulation.
02:08:36.000 I mean, polluting, willful poisoning of rivers...
02:08:39.000 I'm sure it's actually illegal.
02:08:41.000 ...would be eco-terrorism.
02:08:41.000 Right.
02:08:42.000 It would be a bunch of...
02:08:43.000 So what those guys would argue is what I said before, which is that ultimately, especially now because of technology, like in the old days...
02:08:50.000 So every time someone cuts regulation, I've heard Bill Maher say this a lot, they're going to start...
02:08:54.000 Polluting the river immediately.
02:08:55.000 That implies that these businessmen, whatever industry that they're in, that they're immediately going to be like, ha, the regulation's gone, start polluting the water.
02:09:04.000 We live in a time now where everyone's walking around with an iPhone, where maybe 50 years ago you could have got away with a lot of bad shit, right?
02:09:11.000 Coal miners that were breathing all kinds of horrible shit that nobody was ever going to find out about.
02:09:16.000 I think?
02:09:36.000 I just think there's probably better ways to do it than just having the government come in and say, this is what you got to do and now figure it out.
02:09:45.000 Because the government isn't that good at most things.
02:09:48.000 Yeah, I know what you're saying there, but I do think that obviously there has to be laws in place, specifically laws in place that protect people from someone doing something that's going to damage all the other people in the community.
02:10:01.000 Yeah.
02:10:01.000 Well, by the way, so you can do that from, look, the government's supposed to protect your life and your property.
02:10:05.000 I mean, that's a very simple libertarian thing.
02:10:07.000 You know what I mean?
02:10:08.000 So there's a good argument there for why you could have some level of...
02:10:12.000 Right, but I don't think it's just like specifically in terms of like someone polluting rivers.
02:10:18.000 I don't think it's good enough to snapchat about it.
02:10:20.000 I think people should be locked up and go to jail if they find out that someone's dumping toxic waste into the river because it's too expensive to process it and get it removed and put in some place where it's, you know, safe.
02:10:34.000 That's a crime.
02:10:35.000 Yeah.
02:10:36.000 Well, I'm all for fining those people and having the companies fire them and all those things.
02:10:39.000 As far as putting them in jail, I don't know that I'm...
02:10:42.000 Lock them up.
02:10:43.000 Yeah, I don't know that I'm...
02:10:43.000 Get them off the streets.
02:10:45.000 Take the money.
02:10:45.000 Give it to Bernie's kids.
02:10:47.000 Yeah.
02:10:47.000 I'm not a fan of putting more people in jail, generally, but...
02:10:51.000 Yeah, no, I'm not either.
02:10:52.000 I think that's one of the more interesting things that happened in this administration is when Kim Kardashian got that lady exonerated.
02:10:59.000 Incredible.
02:10:59.000 Or whatever he did.
02:11:00.000 Got her released.
02:11:01.000 Yeah.
02:11:01.000 Got her...
02:11:02.000 Sentence commuted that's kind of crazy like she showed up and she presented this case about some woman who's a Been in jail for she's essentially jail for life for nonviolent drug offense, right?
02:11:14.000 Yeah, and I think how many other people are like her for non-violent drug offense for doing something with your own body and Yeah.
02:11:22.000 Well, that's where we're in a full and total agreement.
02:11:25.000 I just think that this idea that the pharmaceutical companies can sell drugs, but people can't sell drugs, that they're responsible for the unimaginable number of people that have died from opiate overdoses,
02:11:44.000 fentanyl.
02:11:45.000 I mean, fentanyl, just last year, we lost Tom Petty, we lost Prince.
02:11:50.000 A couple other people too.
02:11:51.000 I can't remember.
02:11:52.000 There's some other famous people that died from fentanyl.
02:11:56.000 Patton Oswalt's wife, she was another fentanyl.
02:11:59.000 It's a horrible, horrible, horrible drug.
02:12:03.000 And no one's clamoring for these people to go to jail.
02:12:07.000 Prescription drugs all day long.
02:12:08.000 You can watch cable news all day long.
02:12:10.000 What are they selling all day long?
02:12:11.000 Prescription drugs with a zillion side effects that are seemingly far worse, including thoughts of suicide and depression and blah, blah, blah, than the original thing they're trying to treat.
02:12:21.000 Right.
02:12:21.000 But specifically opiates.
02:12:23.000 Right.
02:12:23.000 Yeah.
02:12:24.000 Opiates are the real deadly ones.
02:12:26.000 And then you think about how many people that are in jail right now for marijuana, how many people that are in jail for cocaine, how many people are in jail for psychedelics, MDMA. I mean, there's no comparison in terms of the amount of damage done per capita.
02:12:39.000 I completely agree.
02:12:40.000 Look, when the thing happened with Roseanne and then she blamed Ambien or she at least said she was on Ambien...
02:12:45.000 The Ambien, the parent company, whatever it was, they tweeted out something like, there are a lot of side effects, but it doesn't make you racist.
02:12:52.000 But think how glib and ridiculous that was.
02:12:55.000 Yes, no one is saying that Ambien makes you racist.
02:12:58.000 But Ambien does have a litany of, I don't know, 50 side effects.
02:13:10.000 Yeah.
02:13:19.000 I don't know.
02:13:20.000 She said it to me.
02:13:21.000 Yeah, I don't know her.
02:13:22.000 I know her.
02:13:23.000 I know her a little bit.
02:13:24.000 She didn't think she was black.
02:13:26.000 I believe her.
02:13:26.000 I believe her.
02:13:27.000 100%.
02:13:28.000 But look, she's said dumb shit in the past.
02:13:31.000 The Susan Rice thing was much more egregious.
02:13:33.000 The one where she said that Susan Rice was a man with big swing, eight balls.
02:13:38.000 Yeah.
02:13:39.000 Yeah, so I'm not defending what Roseanne said.
02:13:41.000 All I'm saying is that Ambien, the maker, sends out this glib tweet like, we don't make people racist, but guess what?
02:13:46.000 You have people doing all kinds of crazy shit that they can- People have committed murder.
02:13:52.000 Yeah.
02:13:52.000 People have driven their cars on the wrong side of the highway.
02:13:54.000 People have done all kinds of crazy shit on Ambien.
02:13:56.000 Right.
02:13:56.000 So is it possible that made her impaired enough to have a stupid thought and then...
02:14:01.000 100%.
02:14:02.000 Yeah.
02:14:02.000 It's 100%.
02:14:03.000 There's definitely side effects.
02:14:04.000 Whether or not they're responsible for those side effects is where it gets into the realm of personal responsibility.
02:14:10.000 Like, if you take Ambien and you do something, are you responsible for it?
02:14:14.000 No?
02:14:15.000 Yes?
02:14:15.000 What are we going to say?
02:14:16.000 If you drink and you go commit a violent crime, are you responsible for it?
02:14:20.000 We all agree, yes.
02:14:21.000 So it gets real strange.
02:14:23.000 It gets real strange.
02:14:24.000 I mean, that's one of the weird things when it comes to gender and responsibility, because there's been so many issues of men and women in particular.
02:14:32.000 It's almost always men and women.
02:14:33.000 You never hear about these from gay couples, but men and women, or I haven't heard about it at least, men and women getting drunk and having sex, and then the man gets accused of sexual assault.
02:14:42.000 And this has gotten so weird that a guy, preemptively, a guy and a girl had sex, and the guy called the police and wanted her charged with sexual assault because he was drunk.
02:14:56.000 And he did it as a preemptive measure because he was worried that she was going to come after him.
02:15:00.000 And so the university took action against the girl.
02:15:02.000 And I'm like, Jesus Christ, are we playing little stupid games and pretending that girls rape guys when they're drunk?
02:15:07.000 Or that it's really devastating for the guy?
02:15:10.000 What the fuck are we doing?
02:15:11.000 We are going to criminalize everything.
02:15:14.000 We're going to criminalize everything.
02:15:15.000 Think of all of the stupid things you've done in your life, whether on drugs or not, or when you were in college or not, blah, blah.
02:15:21.000 Now add social media to that, add the amount of pictures that people send to each other and everything else.
02:15:27.000 If we don't stop this out of control monster, we are all just going to destroy each other.
02:15:33.000 It's a gray area because we know that some people do take advantage of people that are drunk.
02:15:37.000 For sure.
02:15:38.000 If someone was like pouring drunk drinks down someone's face and they were sober and they were doing it with the intention of raping them once they were intoxicated and they couldn't consent anymore, that's one thing.
02:15:47.000 But if two people are getting together and drinking and then having sex and then the woman has regret in the morning when she sobers up so she decides that it was rape because she and he were both drunk, that's preposterous.
02:15:57.000 But we don't have this ability to rationally We're good to go.
02:16:09.000 We're good to go.
02:16:20.000 Of a functioning Western free society where you are innocent until proven guilty.
02:16:25.000 They were suspending male students just by accusations.
02:16:28.000 And then it was leaking.
02:16:29.000 I had Laura Kipnis on, who's a professor, that she was fighting against Title IX. So then they brought up Title IX charges against her.
02:16:35.000 And there's many, many other stories on this.
02:16:37.000 That's something that Obama brought in that Trump actually got rid of.
02:16:40.000 That evil, what's her name?
02:16:41.000 Evil Betsy DeVos got rid of.
02:16:43.000 So it's like...
02:16:46.000 We've just gotten to the point where we've politicized everything.
02:16:49.000 We've politicized our own capacity to be free and make decisions for ourselves.
02:16:54.000 If you get drunk and are fooling around with somebody, some of that's on you.
02:16:58.000 You might regret it in the next...
02:17:00.000 Every single one of us listening to this has had sex with someone or done drugs with someone or something, woke up the next morning and been like, fuck, I shouldn't have done that.
02:17:08.000 Not Jamie.
02:17:10.000 Jamie's clean.
02:17:12.000 Except for Jamie.
02:17:13.000 Well, here's my thing.
02:17:13.000 I was thinking about driving.
02:17:15.000 If you drive and you're drunk, no one says you're exonerated because you're drunk.
02:17:20.000 No, man, you are drunk.
02:17:23.000 You fucked up and you did something drunk.
02:17:24.000 You're responsible for your actions.
02:17:26.000 But if you have sex drunk, all of a sudden, for some strange reason, you're not responsible for your actions.
02:17:31.000 That's preposterous.
02:17:32.000 They don't match up.
02:17:34.000 It doesn't make any sense.
02:17:36.000 Yeah, but again, this is where the identity politics of all this ruins everything, because you're not saying that anyone that gets drunk, you're saying if a girl, really, although that one example that you gave is true.
02:17:45.000 The one example is ridiculous.
02:17:46.000 Right, it's a complete throwaway ridiculous example.
02:17:48.000 It just shows you how fucking stupid the university is that they let that fly.
02:17:52.000 They should have smacked him.
02:17:54.000 Send him back to class.
02:17:55.000 Smack him in the face.
02:17:56.000 Send him right back to class.
02:17:57.000 Congratulations, buddy, you got laid.
02:17:59.000 Yeah.
02:17:59.000 Good for you.
02:18:00.000 Oh, you were drunk and a girl took advantage of your penis?
02:18:02.000 Oh, did you orgasm?
02:18:03.000 You did.
02:18:04.000 Shut the fuck up, then.
02:18:05.000 Get out of here.
02:18:07.000 What are you doing?
02:18:08.000 It's ridiculous across the board.
02:18:10.000 It's far more ridiculous, though, when a guy is accusing...
02:18:13.000 Let's just be honest about this.
02:18:14.000 It's far more ridiculous when a guy is accusing a girl of rape in those circumstances.
02:18:19.000 And I don't want to hear all your progressive nonsense screaming and yelling and, no, it's not.
02:18:24.000 We're all equal.
02:18:25.000 Fuck you.
02:18:26.000 It's not the same.
02:18:27.000 If a guy does that to a girl, if a guy purposely gets a girl drunk and does it because he knows that she wouldn't consent any other way, and then gets her to the point where she's like, and she's barely conscious and fucks her, in my opinion, that's rape.
02:18:40.000 But if a couple gets together and they have a few drinks, and they're laughing, they're flirting, and they make out, and then they go back to her place or his place and they have sex, it's not rape.
02:18:50.000 We know it's not rape.
02:18:51.000 Alright, so let's split the difference on that one.
02:18:53.000 So now it's a sorority party in college.
02:18:55.000 The girls decide they're going to drop roofies in a couple of the guys' things.
02:19:00.000 Late at night, girls are just, you know, let's just...
02:19:02.000 Depends on what the girls look like.
02:19:03.000 Right.
02:19:04.000 Okay, so girls look good, right?
02:19:05.000 So a bunch of hot chicks.
02:19:07.000 Now they drug these guys.
02:19:10.000 I mean, I'm sure this has happened.
02:19:11.000 This has definitely happened.
02:19:13.000 I've never heard of it.
02:19:13.000 If you're sure it's happened...
02:19:14.000 It's got to have happened.
02:19:15.000 You think they roofied a guy?
02:19:17.000 I'm sure a guy has been...
02:19:18.000 I'm pretty sure I got roofied by a girl in college.
02:19:20.000 Really?
02:19:21.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:19:21.000 Now I'm married to a dude, so who the hell knows what's going on?
02:19:23.000 Maybe she fucked your brain up.
02:19:25.000 She seriously, it was some high-level roofie shit.
02:19:28.000 I was like...
02:19:29.000 We went all night, and then I was like, you know what?
02:19:31.000 I've had just about enough of this.
02:19:33.000 Enough of this gal stuff.
02:19:35.000 You really got roofied by a girl?
02:19:37.000 I was roofied once in college, just like a keg party.
02:19:40.000 But you don't know who did it?
02:19:41.000 I don't know who did it.
02:19:41.000 I don't have much of a recollection of it, other than I remember I had like half a beer...
02:19:45.000 I could not really think.
02:19:47.000 And I remember I couldn't stand.
02:19:49.000 Did you realize something was wrong and try to get out of there?
02:19:51.000 I knew something was wrong, but your mind doesn't operate correctly.
02:19:55.000 And I remember my friends were there, but we were all like stoners at the time.
02:19:59.000 So I don't even know that I was like thinking clearly like something.
02:20:02.000 You don't realize fully.
02:20:03.000 You know something's not right, but you're like, at least what happened to me was I just couldn't like put all the pieces together.
02:20:09.000 Did you get tested?
02:20:10.000 Did you find out what it was?
02:20:11.000 No.
02:20:12.000 I mean, I remember at one point just sitting on a couch in the corner.
02:20:15.000 I remember a very bright lamplight above me.
02:20:18.000 I have no recollection of how I got home or, like, any of that.
02:20:21.000 But what makes you think it's Rufinol?
02:20:23.000 Like, why wouldn't you think it's...
02:20:24.000 How do you say it?
02:20:25.000 Ruhifinol?
02:20:26.000 Something.
02:20:26.000 How do you say that?
02:20:28.000 Let's just say Rufy.
02:20:29.000 Rufy.
02:20:29.000 What makes you think it was that, not, like...
02:20:32.000 Oh, no.
02:20:32.000 No, maybe – well, because I didn't trip.
02:20:33.000 I mean, I wasn't – I've tripped.
02:20:35.000 I've done acid.
02:20:36.000 What is that other stuff that people give people?
02:20:37.000 Or G or something like that.
02:20:39.000 GHB, yeah.
02:20:39.000 Yeah, like I don't think I was in like a K-hole or – I've never done that.
02:20:42.000 But I don't think I was in that kind of state.
02:20:44.000 I was just in this like – My body kind of couldn't move, you know, little aura kind of stuff, bright light.
02:20:50.000 Right.
02:20:51.000 And like, I kind of couldn't think straight.
02:20:53.000 That's the way I would describe it.
02:20:54.000 But I've, I mean, I've done mushrooms.
02:20:55.000 I've done most things that are out there.
02:20:57.000 I wasn't hallucinating in any way.
02:20:59.000 Right.
02:20:59.000 So, but, but just playing that one out for a second, if a girl did that to a guy, managed to get him hard, fucked him.
02:21:08.000 Right.
02:21:08.000 I think you'd think it's the same thing.
02:21:10.000 No, I say walk it off.
02:21:12.000 Walk it off, pussy.
02:21:14.000 Those are my four words.
02:21:15.000 Suck it up.
02:21:16.000 Suck it up.
02:21:16.000 Walk it off, pussy.
02:21:17.000 You got laid.
02:21:19.000 Yeah, it's not good.
02:21:20.000 It's definitely not good for anybody to take advantage of someone's body and in particular give them a drug where they have no control and then rape them.
02:21:28.000 Yeah, it's the same thing.
02:21:30.000 If a girl does it to a guy, it is the same thing.
02:21:32.000 If she roofies the guy and has sex, and especially, what if the guy has a girlfriend and he doesn't want to have sex with her, or, you know, fill in the blank, he's not attracted to her, or he's gay, and you do that to him and he's repulsed by it, yeah, it's rape.
02:21:44.000 Yeah.
02:21:45.000 Yeah.
02:21:45.000 But, you know, now we're in the realm of Bill Cosby, right?
02:21:49.000 The Bill Cosby situation is fucking rape, right?
02:21:52.000 Yeah.
02:21:52.000 100%.
02:21:53.000 No doubt.
02:21:54.000 It's a big difference between that and a couple that gets together and has a couple of drinks.
02:21:57.000 Have you heard it from a gay perspective?
02:22:00.000 Like two gay guys getting drunk and having sex and one of the guys accusing the other one of sexual assault because he was drunk?
02:22:05.000 I've definitely heard of the first part.
02:22:06.000 Two gay guys getting drunk and having sex.
02:22:08.000 Yes.
02:22:08.000 I've heard that happen.
02:22:09.000 Plenty of that.
02:22:09.000 That's happened a lot.
02:22:11.000 Yes.
02:22:11.000 The rape one...
02:22:13.000 I haven't heard it that.
02:22:14.000 I've heard so many stories about a woman and this one story about a man claiming that he was sexually assaulted because they were drunk.
02:22:21.000 I've never heard it about two gay guys.
02:22:23.000 I actually do know one story of a guy that was given something that...
02:22:28.000 But that was given something.
02:22:29.000 Yeah.
02:22:29.000 But not two guys that willingly got drunk.
02:22:31.000 Not willingly got drunk.
02:22:33.000 Yeah.
02:22:33.000 No.
02:22:34.000 So not that.
02:22:35.000 Definitely have people been given things.
02:22:37.000 Sure.
02:22:38.000 100%.
02:22:38.000 Yeah.
02:22:39.000 That's probably just a guy thing.
02:22:40.000 That's a fucking dark thing, man.
02:22:42.000 That's a dark thing that people are willing to do that.
02:22:45.000 That Cosby thing shook me to my fucking core.
02:22:48.000 Yeah.
02:22:48.000 Yeah.
02:22:48.000 The idea that this guy, who was America's sweetheart, America's dad, was possibly the greatest serial, not the greatest, but one of the worst serial rapists of all time, if not the worst.
02:23:00.000 Dude, the first time I came on, we talked about Cosby.
02:23:02.000 He's the reason I got into comedy.
02:23:04.000 Four years old, I think it was 1981 or 1982, maybe I was five.
02:23:08.000 I saw Bill Cosby himself on HBO. I remember sitting in my family room.
02:23:14.000 Buckled over and laughing to the point, you know, when you just...
02:23:17.000 Your whole body, you cannot move.
02:23:19.000 Yeah.
02:23:19.000 Pain in my stomach.
02:23:20.000 And I remember thinking, I want to be funny.
02:23:23.000 And now my comedy hero...
02:23:26.000 Is basically the biggest serial rapist of all time.
02:23:28.000 What the fuck, man?
02:23:29.000 I used to have Cosby records hanging up in my house even to three years ago and eventually as the story started leaking out, I had one of his great records.
02:23:37.000 And at first I was like, I'm just going to leave it up.
02:23:39.000 Like it doesn't change my feelings about him as a comic.
02:23:41.000 And then I remember people would be coming into my house.
02:23:43.000 Oh, you got Cosby over there.
02:23:45.000 You know what you should do?
02:23:45.000 You just take it and then put bars over it.
02:23:48.000 That's what I should do.
02:23:50.000 Just leave it up there and put bars over it.
02:23:52.000 Yeah.
02:23:52.000 The whole thing is just so fucked.
02:23:54.000 How could he be that guy?
02:23:57.000 How could he be the guy who's so funny and everybody loves him and also be the guy that drugs people and rapes them?
02:24:03.000 It's like, what a dark, dark, dark secret.
02:24:05.000 I mean, I think Jordan would have a lot to say on this.
02:24:08.000 These inconsistencies that we live with that often drive us and that, you know, why did we find out that...
02:24:15.000 You know, these people preaching about morals all the time are the same people that are doing all this weird shit, or that we've all done things that we're not proud of, or whatever it is, and it's like...
02:24:23.000 That's a part of being a human, right?
02:24:25.000 It's just part, yeah, yeah.
02:24:26.000 But you're talking about, like, the truly...
02:24:28.000 Yeah, the evil.
02:24:29.000 I mean, someone who's doing this into his fucking 60s, he was doing this.
02:24:32.000 I guess it becomes an addiction like anything else.
02:24:36.000 I'm sure people do studies on this about what happens to the actual brain chemistry when you're doing these things.
02:24:43.000 And I would guess it has something to do with the dopamine levels that are released at the same time when somebody's snorting coke and doing whatever they're doing.
02:24:51.000 Yeah, whatever it is.
02:24:52.000 I don't know what it is, but it's just so stunning to me.
02:24:55.000 Yeah.
02:24:56.000 Yeah, I mean, there's a, and again, this goes back to laws.
02:25:00.000 There's a need to protect people.
02:25:02.000 But there's also a need to go, hey, college boy who got drunk and had sex with a girl who was also drunk, you didn't get raped.
02:25:10.000 Fuck off.
02:25:11.000 It's really disrespectful to people that actually have been raped.
02:25:14.000 Yeah.
02:25:15.000 You know, and I get it's kind of funny that he's turning the tables and he's doing it to her.
02:25:19.000 I I think part of the story was something about she had done it to one of his friends.
02:25:24.000 She had said that to one of his friends, so he's preemptively doing it because he thought that she was going to come after him next.
02:25:29.000 Well, part of it is that it's gross that it's all public, right?
02:25:32.000 Everything has become so public, and I think that that's part of the problem all the time.
02:25:36.000 Who banged who in college?
02:25:38.000 The idea that that now is like this thing that gets written about and people get interviewed on all these things.
02:25:44.000 Again, all of that is kind of dangerous.
02:25:47.000 And that's why I try all the time.
02:25:48.000 And I think what you usually do is you usually talk about ideas, not people, because it's the underlying philosophical ideas that matter, not the specifics of this kid.
02:25:58.000 I mean, you didn't pull up the picture of the kid and Mention the girl's name and hers are Twitter and all that.
02:26:03.000 But that it's the underlying philosophical issues of why are we doing this?
02:26:06.000 Why are we exposing everybody?
02:26:08.000 Why are we attacking and destroying everybody and all that?
02:26:10.000 That that's much more interesting to me than just the specifics of the people or, you know, all the people that I'm so sick of, all these blue check writers and BuzzFeed people.
02:26:20.000 Like, I never call them out specifically.
02:26:22.000 Like, that guy.
02:26:23.000 I hate that guy.
02:26:23.000 Right.
02:26:24.000 Because, like, that guy's nobody.
02:26:26.000 Well, they're just—they're in the business of writing.
02:26:28.000 You know, I think a lot of it is—I mean, we can decide that these people are our enemy, but, like, we're in some ways foes on the battlefield.
02:26:37.000 You know, I just— In a very perverse way.
02:26:40.000 In a very perverse way.
02:26:41.000 And I don't—I just think it's just like— Their job is to write about things, and when we're involved in a story, they find an angle and they go after it, just like I do with jokes.
02:26:53.000 If I crack a joke about somebody, I do a bit about somebody.
02:26:57.000 I don't hate them.
02:26:58.000 I had this whole bit about Bruce Jenner and the Kardashians, what led Bruce to become a woman.
02:27:04.000 It's not because I hated them.
02:27:05.000 It's because I thought it was funny.
02:27:07.000 I thought there's an angle there.
02:27:09.000 It's a story.
02:27:09.000 It's a big thing that's on people's minds.
02:27:12.000 And so it became a target for me.
02:27:14.000 The same way it is when a lot of these folks write articles.
02:27:18.000 And, you know, a lot of them are in their 20s.
02:27:20.000 And, you know, they're idealistic or they're young and evolving their thoughts.
02:27:25.000 And maybe they wouldn't write that article five years from now or 10 years from now or whatever.
02:27:30.000 I think we have to take that into consideration as well.
02:27:32.000 These people are embarking on a career in journalism and, you know, for a lot of them shitting on Jordan Peterson gets them social brownie points.
02:27:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:27:43.000 You know what, you want to shift topics for a second?
02:27:44.000 Sure.
02:27:44.000 Can we do a little mid-shift there?
02:27:46.000 Sure.
02:27:46.000 We can do a little mid-shift.
02:27:47.000 So I was talking to Jordan about something that I think is kind of interesting that I haven't talked about publicly before, and I thought if I'm going to come on Joe Rogan, let me see if I can bust out something kind of personal.
02:27:56.000 So, you know, Jordan was having all these autoimmune problems, and that's kind of what led him to...
02:28:02.000 To doing this crazy diet where he, in effect...
02:28:04.000 He's on the carnivore diet.
02:28:06.000 Yeah, like meat.
02:28:07.000 That's it.
02:28:08.000 That's it.
02:28:08.000 How does he feel doing that?
02:28:09.000 Great.
02:28:10.000 He looks so much better, even than probably last time he was here, maybe, what, four or five months ago?
02:28:15.000 Yeah.
02:28:15.000 His skin looks good.
02:28:17.000 He's got some color back in his face.
02:28:18.000 He's definitely lost some weight, slimmed down a little bit, but in a good way.
02:28:22.000 His energy is back.
02:28:24.000 His hair looks better.
02:28:26.000 He just looks better.
02:28:27.000 I don't know...
02:28:28.000 All the science behind the carnivore diet of whether you can do it forever and not eat vegetables and truly survive.
02:28:33.000 I don't know where you're getting the rest of the nutrition that you need and the rest of the vitamins and all that.
02:28:37.000 But when I've gone out to dinner with him over these things, the biggest steak you can imagine at every place, chops it up, eats meat.
02:28:46.000 That's it.
02:28:47.000 So anyway, we were talking the other day in the green room before the show that it's interesting that He had this health problem as his success was growing.
02:28:56.000 And it's like you don't really think about that in life because we all like to think like as we're growing and getting better and doing what we're supposed to do, that our health is kind of in line with that.
02:29:05.000 So I've actually never talked about this before, but about two and a half years ago, right when my show was really taking off, I think probably about the first time we did our first sit down, so not the one last year, but about two and a half years ago.
02:29:18.000 As I was also first getting hate online at the same time, I started losing tons of chunks of hair.
02:29:25.000 Tons.
02:29:26.000 Like I'd be in the shower.
02:29:27.000 Yeah.
02:29:28.000 And tons of hair would be everywhere after.
02:29:30.000 You know, I'd shower hair in my towels and everything and lost like huge patches back of my head, up top, like all over the place.
02:29:38.000 So I had, or I have, I guess I technically still have it, alopecia areata, where it's an autoimmune thing.
02:29:43.000 They don't know why your white blood cells start attacking your hair follicles.
02:29:48.000 So I went about two years ago.
02:29:50.000 And again, this is just as I'm starting to really succeed.
02:29:53.000 I'm really just breaking through for the first time.
02:29:55.000 And I went on this crazy experimental drug.
02:30:00.000 So usually when you have this, they just shoot corticosteroids into your head, and they hope that that Basically reverses it or stops it or whatever.
02:30:08.000 Reduces the inflammation that's causing it to fall out.
02:30:11.000 Something like that.
02:30:12.000 But my case was so severe that I found this doctor who's doing this really experimental thing where, in effect, they're putting something like poison ivy on your head.
02:30:22.000 I think?
02:30:38.000 First off, when I was on camera, there were points where I was like, oh my god, I can't be on camera anymore.
02:30:43.000 I was doing, not spray hair, but powdered shit and grew out my hair to hide.
02:30:48.000 Later I can show you.
02:30:49.000 I still actually do have some spots here.
02:30:52.000 But anyway, I went under this experimental stuff.
02:30:55.000 And literally for two years, virtually my entire body was broken out.
02:31:00.000 Like red, itchy, gross, disgusting.
02:31:03.000 My head was like dripping.
02:31:05.000 For two years?
02:31:05.000 Yeah.
02:31:06.000 For like a year, bad.
02:31:08.000 And then a year, not as bad.
02:31:10.000 But like oozing my head, like as if you had poison ivy.
02:31:13.000 I was literally basically putting poison ivy on my head.
02:31:17.000 And like...
02:31:18.000 I was extremely sensitive to heat and light, and it was a truly miserable...
02:31:24.000 I had a real...
02:31:25.000 Oh, I gained weight because of it, because it screws up your...
02:31:28.000 My neck actually looked thicker.
02:31:30.000 I look at videos where I did not look good for a year.
02:31:34.000 I look kind of bloated, because my body was basically having an allergic reaction at all times.
02:31:39.000 I was putting something on my head to cause my body...
02:31:42.000 To have an allergic reaction.
02:31:43.000 Like, for whatever reason, I was just very sensitive to it.
02:31:45.000 But anyway, I bring this all up.
02:31:46.000 A, because I've never talked about it and I thought it might just be something to, like, throw out there.
02:31:51.000 But B, what I've discussed with Jordan is just this interesting idea of sort of as you're succeeding and as you're doing what you're supposed to be doing, that life just throws you weird things.
02:32:01.000 And I'm pretty much over it now.
02:32:02.000 I'll show you later.
02:32:03.000 Like, I definitely have some stuff still that now I'm just taking the injections and we'll see what happens.
02:32:09.000 But don't you think it's stress-related?
02:32:11.000 Yeah, so I'm doing the float tanks now.
02:32:13.000 I'm doing the saunas.
02:32:14.000 I get massages every couple weeks now.
02:32:16.000 I'm definitely trying.
02:32:17.000 That's why I did the month off.
02:32:19.000 Jordan was not famous his whole life.
02:32:21.000 And then in his 50s, became famous.
02:32:24.000 That is not...
02:32:25.000 It's not a normal state that people are accustomed to.
02:32:29.000 He was a clinical psychologist.
02:32:30.000 Yeah.
02:32:31.000 Had a practice.
02:32:32.000 And a professor.
02:32:33.000 And...
02:32:34.000 You know, there's, I mean, how many stories do we have to read about people who go famous and lose their fucking marbles?
02:32:41.000 Yeah.
02:32:41.000 It's not an easy road.
02:32:43.000 It's not easy to handle.
02:32:44.000 People ask him about that.
02:32:45.000 So when we do the Q&A at the end, there's an app that people submit questions and then I just kind of moderate it.
02:32:50.000 So I pick some funny ones and then I pick some serious ones.
02:32:52.000 But a lot of the questions are asked him directly about that.
02:32:56.000 What pressure do you feel now that you're famous?
02:32:58.000 What if you screw up?
02:33:00.000 They also ask him a lot, which I think is a great question, and I don't want to paraphrase his answer because I won't do it justice.
02:33:06.000 But they ask him, you talk about religion and archetypes and all that.
02:33:09.000 Are you a prophet?
02:33:11.000 They will ask him.
02:33:12.000 Now, not because they're saying he's a prophet, but if you believe in all of this stuff, if you believe that- How do you factor in?
02:33:18.000 Right.
02:33:18.000 And he goes out of his way to say he doesn't believe that and he's not trying to make anyone drink Kool-Aid.
02:33:23.000 He's trying to help have them live the best life for themselves, not a life that he's laying out for them.
02:33:30.000 But watching him go through all this, it's just been truly fascinating.
02:33:36.000 I think I said it before, but the whole thing is like this love fest.
02:33:39.000 It's not what they want it to be.
02:33:42.000 Who's that?
02:33:43.000 The people that are writing all these pieces.
02:33:45.000 Who often I invite a lot of the writers sometimes that write things.
02:33:47.000 I'll be like, you want to come to the show tonight?
02:33:49.000 And any of them are welcome to come as my guest.
02:33:51.000 They can sit right up front.
02:33:52.000 I'll do the exact same thing.
02:33:53.000 Jordan will do the exact same thing.
02:33:54.000 You know what's good about those people?
02:33:56.000 What's good about is the same thing that I try to do with all my material.
02:33:59.000 I look at and I learned this from Doug Stanhope.
02:34:02.000 Doug Stanhope actually said it to me and I realized I kind of do it, but from him saying it, I did it more.
02:34:08.000 He said, you should write your bits as if you're a defense attorney.
02:34:14.000 Like, you're defending your bit.
02:34:16.000 Like, write your bit, like, as if you...
02:34:18.000 And so I think that one of the things about having haters out there or critics out there is that they're examining your material and finding holes in it.
02:34:27.000 And I think if you go over all of your material and all of your ideas from the perspective of someone is watching them right now trying to find fault in everything that you do...
02:34:38.000 You will find it.
02:34:38.000 Just be undeniable.
02:34:40.000 Just be undeniable.
02:34:41.000 Find those holes, patch them up, and there's going to be disagreements.
02:34:45.000 It's not like you're always going to be able to state your point and it's going to be undeniable to someone who completely disagrees.
02:34:54.000 Ideologically with your stance on whatever the fuck it is.
02:34:57.000 But no, as long as you...
02:34:58.000 It's undeniable to you.
02:35:00.000 You've rationally made your case.
02:35:02.000 You've objectively stated the facts.
02:35:04.000 This is your position.
02:35:05.000 This is why.
02:35:06.000 And you can back it up.
02:35:07.000 There's too much sloppy work going on where people think they can...
02:35:10.000 And you see this a lot.
02:35:12.000 There's a lot on the progressive left, or the regressive left, or what do you want to call it, where they just expect that other people are just going to agree with their stance on things so they have this sort of This very rigid ideology that they're trying to put out there.
02:35:28.000 They often think that they're morally right.
02:35:30.000 So then you don't have to do the legwork of the argument.
02:35:32.000 It's a lot harder to take a position that says you should be who you are and you have to fit that into society rather than saying, this is what the moral imperative is.
02:35:42.000 This is why we need those laws.
02:35:44.000 And if you deviate from that, you're the bad guy.
02:35:47.000 So unfortunately, They've just embraced that, I think, too much.
02:36:07.000 And it's like, well, how does race get into that?
02:36:09.000 But what they will say is that what they'll say is, well, wait a minute.
02:36:13.000 If you want low taxes, that means you don't want money going to people who need it more.
02:36:18.000 And often it is people of color who need it more.
02:36:20.000 So you inherently are racist.
02:36:23.000 You have to think on how to make the counterargument to that.
02:36:26.000 I think there's a very valid counterargument that I buy into.
02:36:29.000 But you have to think.
02:36:30.000 It's very easy to just take somebody who thinks the reverse of you and go, you're racist.
02:36:34.000 Right.
02:36:34.000 Right.
02:36:34.000 You're racist.
02:36:35.000 It's such a lazy way to approach an idea.
02:36:39.000 Yeah.
02:36:39.000 Yeah, it's so lazy.
02:36:41.000 The only thing I have a problem with what Jordan has been saying lately is this idea of enforced monogamy being the solution to incels.
02:36:48.000 These involuntary celibates.
02:36:50.000 Yeah.
02:36:50.000 That's not going to help.
02:36:51.000 So what do you think?
02:36:52.000 They have to become men.
02:36:54.000 Well, what do you think his definition of enforced monogamy is, just to be clear?
02:36:57.000 Well, culturally enforced monogamy, where people, you know, the culture encourages and supports the idea of monogamy.
02:37:05.000 Yeah.
02:37:05.000 Marriage.
02:37:06.000 In effect, he's just talking about marriage.
02:37:08.000 Yeah, but that's not going to clear the way to people that no one wants to fuck.
02:37:11.000 It's just not going to.
02:37:12.000 The idea is that there's a bunch of men out there that are taking up all the viable females because no one's getting married and they're just...
02:37:18.000 There's no room for these incels.
02:37:19.000 No, they are not attractive to women, whether they're not physically attractive.
02:37:25.000 You tell me Harvey Weinstein was physically attractive?
02:37:28.000 That fucking disgusting pig?
02:37:29.000 Forget about what he did to those women, the rapes or the sexual assaults.
02:37:33.000 He had a gorgeous wife.
02:37:34.000 Yeah.
02:37:35.000 His wife is gorgeous.
02:37:36.000 That was a voluntary relationship, okay?
02:37:38.000 So how did that happen?
02:37:40.000 It happened through success.
02:37:41.000 It happened through success and confidence and whatever the fuck else he's got, you know, intellect.
02:37:46.000 I don't know what his mind's like.
02:37:48.000 These incels, they have to become men, okay?
02:37:52.000 Well, Jordan's all about that.
02:37:54.000 I mean, his whole message is that.
02:37:55.000 Right.
02:37:55.000 I just don't think that...
02:37:57.000 Enforce monogamy has any factor whatsoever in that?
02:38:01.000 So he, I think he would say this, but I'm not his lawyer, but I think he used the phrase, all he meant was marriage, that generally societies that more people are married and people remain married.
02:38:11.000 Right.
02:38:12.000 So I think it's not going to help.
02:38:13.000 I think perhaps if he was being interviewed again by her, he would use a different phrase.
02:38:17.000 But even if he says marriage, marriage is not going to help incels.
02:38:20.000 These guys that are involuntary celibates, they have to become attractive.
02:38:23.000 So they have to become men.
02:38:25.000 Well, the rest of his message is about that.
02:38:27.000 But they have to do difficult things.
02:38:29.000 That's what they have to do.
02:38:30.000 They have to build confidence, get your shit together.
02:38:34.000 And martial arts, I think, is one of the best ways to do that.
02:38:37.000 I've seen so many men that were insecure and dorky.
02:38:42.000 They become fucking nerd assassins through martial arts.
02:38:45.000 I think it's a great way to build confidence, and I think there's an extreme lack of adversity, like physical adversity in a lot of people's lives.
02:38:55.000 And overcoming physical adversity is what leads to a lot of confidence in men.
02:38:59.000 I just think that there's a lot of men that just have no idea whether they can or can't do anything difficult, and they have massive insecurity because of it.
02:39:07.000 Yeah, I think he would agree with every word that you just said there, yeah.
02:39:11.000 Yeah, I just think that marriage is not fixing it.
02:39:14.000 Culturally enforced monogamy is not going to fix it.
02:39:16.000 They have to become men.
02:39:17.000 A woman has to have a reason to want to have sex with you.
02:39:21.000 Yeah.
02:39:22.000 So I think he would agree with that.
02:39:23.000 I think he would say that once you accomplish that, that that's when...
02:39:31.000 We're good to go.
02:39:51.000 He is helping men just get their shit together.
02:39:54.000 They need framework, for sure.
02:39:56.000 I mean, people need this thing about discipline.
02:40:00.000 You're aware of Jocko, right?
02:40:02.000 Jocko Willink?
02:40:03.000 Yeah.
02:40:04.000 Discipline equals freedom.
02:40:05.000 It's like one of the best catchphrases.
02:40:07.000 It's so accurate.
02:40:08.000 It's empowering.
02:40:09.000 It's so empowering.
02:40:10.000 Get your shit together, and then the time that you have for recreation, you'll appreciate it so much more.
02:40:16.000 You don't appreciate rest when you're fucking off all day.
02:40:19.000 Yeah.
02:40:19.000 You appreciate rest when you've worked hard.
02:40:22.000 That's when it means something to you, when you've accomplished goals.
02:40:25.000 That's when this celebration is something that you get a good feeling from it.
02:40:30.000 Do you have a part in your life that you feel like is lacking in that department?
02:40:34.000 In what department?
02:40:34.000 In just getting your shit together, not slacking on something?
02:40:38.000 No, I'm pretty good at that.
02:40:39.000 That's what I do.
02:40:40.000 I mean, I do a lot of shit.
02:40:42.000 The only way I could ever do as many different things as I do is if I just get after it.
02:40:47.000 I get after it pretty fucking good.
02:40:50.000 I'm not insecure in that.
02:40:53.000 I mean, whether it's through martial arts or any kind of exercise or work, I take pride in getting things done.
02:41:01.000 I take pride in working, especially working towards things that are important to me, whether it's working on my set, working on my stand-up, whether it's working on a podcast, whether it's working on my martial arts or my fitness or yoga or whatever.
02:41:16.000 I get after it, man.
02:41:18.000 Just got to.
02:41:19.000 And for me, it's not a matter of whether or not it's an option.
02:41:22.000 It's like brushing my teeth.
02:41:23.000 I don't decide one day, I don't want to brush my teeth today.
02:41:27.000 I just fucking brush my teeth.
02:41:29.000 And when there's days where I'm doing fasted cardio, when that alarm goes off, it's not a matter of whether or not I shut the alarm off.
02:41:37.000 That's not an option.
02:41:38.000 Yeah.
02:41:38.000 You get up, you put your fucking shoes on, you get the dog, and you go running because that's what you do.
02:41:44.000 And if you just decide that's what you do, then you get things done.
02:41:48.000 And then a month later, you're like, oh, look, we did this all month.
02:41:52.000 And then six months later, it's like, oh, I did this half a year.
02:41:57.000 And then if you're doing jujitsu, you're like, oh, shit, look, I got a blue belt.
02:42:01.000 Oh, shit, now I'm a purple belt.
02:42:02.000 And that's how you become a black belt.
02:42:06.000 This is the good type of progressive, because it gets progressively easier, too.
02:42:10.000 It doesn't, though.
02:42:11.000 It doesn't get easier.
02:42:12.000 It's fucking hard every time that alarm goes off.
02:42:15.000 Like, fuck!
02:42:16.000 But you don't think it's easier for you now than right when you started?
02:42:20.000 I don't know, man.
02:42:21.000 Because you know the reward of it.
02:42:22.000 You know that that reward is there.
02:42:23.000 There's some enforcement.
02:42:24.000 There's some enforcement in the success that I've had in completing these tasks.
02:42:28.000 But every fucking time I go to yoga class, I'm like, oh, Jesus.
02:42:32.000 90 minutes and a 104 degree temperature with all these women that are going to humiliate me.
02:42:37.000 They can definitely do things that you can't do.
02:42:41.000 They're tough, man.
02:42:42.000 There's a lot of these older ladies that are fucking tough.
02:42:45.000 They just gut it out.
02:42:47.000 There's this one lady that goes there, she's like 60 years old, she doesn't even bring water.
02:42:50.000 And this lady's in there for 90 fucking minutes, sweating out.
02:42:54.000 She's there every time I go.
02:42:55.000 I'm like, jeez.
02:42:55.000 She's not bringing water.
02:42:56.000 Are you sure she's 60?
02:42:57.000 She could be like 20 and just dehydrated, you know?
02:43:00.000 No, she's gray-haired and tough as shit.
02:43:02.000 She drinks water before and she drinks it after, but when she's in that class, she's just tough.
02:43:07.000 It's just, you know, it's never easy to do.
02:43:10.000 You know, it gets a little bit easier when you get better at it, but then you just try harder and it makes it more difficult.
02:43:15.000 If you're always giving 100% effort, it's always going to be hard.
02:43:18.000 You know, you take some pride in the fact that now I can go two miles through the hills and, you know, and reach the point of exhaustion where before it was one or whatever.
02:43:27.000 Whatever your little progress markers are, you get some satisfaction in that.
02:43:32.000 But it's always difficult to get going.
02:43:34.000 The hardest step is the first step.
02:43:36.000 It's not the 30th step or the 100th step.
02:43:39.000 It's the fucking first one.
02:43:40.000 It's getting on the trail, getting going.
02:43:42.000 It's the hardest thing.
02:43:43.000 The hardest weight to lift is the first one because once you get going, Like, okay, I'm a half hour into my workout.
02:43:49.000 I'm writing things down that I'm supposed to be doing.
02:43:50.000 Now I got, you know, 20 chin-ups and then burpees and then all these...
02:43:54.000 You have to do it.
02:43:56.000 You just have to do it.
02:43:57.000 And so many people have a hard time doing it.
02:43:59.000 Just getting moving.
02:44:00.000 If you would have ever thought when you started stand-up that you'd be sort of like a...
02:44:03.000 Because you're kind of like a lifestyle guru in a way.
02:44:06.000 You know what I mean?
02:44:06.000 Like every time I've done the sensory deprivation stuff or the float stuff, every time I've gone into the place, when I just talk to the girl when she's like setting it up or something, I'll be like, oh, Joe Rogan got me into this.
02:44:15.000 And they're always like, oh, Joe Rogan!
02:44:17.000 Joe Rogan, he got everybody into this.
02:44:18.000 You literally created float places.
02:44:21.000 I went to one in Nashville.
02:44:23.000 The woman was like, oh, Joe Rogan, I love Joe Rogan.
02:44:25.000 But that and the MMA stuff and all that, what a bizarre adventure.
02:44:30.000 You probably would have never thought that.
02:44:32.000 The only reason why it happened was because I had no intention of doing it.
02:44:37.000 It's a beautiful thing.
02:44:38.000 I've never written a book on lifestyle or fucking what to do.
02:44:42.000 I just say what I do.
02:44:44.000 And I do it by example.
02:44:45.000 Like, obviously, I do all these things.
02:44:47.000 I mean, that gym's not there for looks.
02:44:49.000 I fucking do all these things.
02:44:50.000 I think this is just a natural thing that's happened.
02:44:54.000 But the float thing is the most bizarre one because...
02:44:58.000 I can't believe I'm the one to tell everybody about this.
02:45:01.000 You told everybody, man.
02:45:03.000 But how the fuck doesn't everybody already know?
02:45:05.000 They do now.
02:45:06.000 More people know now.
02:45:06.000 But how the fuck didn't they know when I first got my tank in 2002?
02:45:11.000 And I had been talking about it for a couple years before because I had done one where you go to a place and you rent it for an hour.
02:45:18.000 That's how we regular people do it.
02:45:19.000 I get it.
02:45:21.000 I need one, man.
02:45:22.000 I fucking need one.
02:45:24.000 How often do you do it?
02:45:25.000 I burn it as much as I can.
02:45:26.000 I mean, it's right there.
02:45:26.000 It's nice.
02:45:28.000 You're doing this once a week?
02:45:30.000 Oh, more than that.
02:45:30.000 Oh, really?
02:45:31.000 For sure.
02:45:31.000 And I like to come in here different...
02:45:33.000 I'll come in here sometimes even after the comedy store.
02:45:36.000 I'll come in here weird times.
02:45:38.000 I'll come in here during the day.
02:45:39.000 But the whole idea is...
02:45:41.000 That this is something that somehow or another was created in the 60s by John Lilly, and nobody talked about it.
02:45:50.000 It was like kind of a weirdo popular thing with hippies for a while, and then it fucking went away.
02:45:56.000 But they were barely around.
02:45:58.000 And then I started talking about it, and now they're everywhere, all over the planet.
02:46:01.000 And that is the strangest thing to me.
02:46:03.000 It's one of the strangest things about my entire career, is that the float tank business has sort of started up because of me.
02:46:08.000 And that they're everywhere in the world now.
02:46:11.000 There's hundreds of them everywhere, in every country.
02:46:14.000 And they didn't exist before.
02:46:16.000 And that somehow or another, you could directly connect them, a lot of them, to me.
02:46:20.000 That's very strange.
02:46:22.000 So what does that say about ideas?
02:46:23.000 I mean, what does that say about saying what you think and explaining what your life is to people?
02:46:28.000 That's what they want.
02:46:29.000 I mean, I think when I'm with Jordan, the thing I realize more than anything else is he's giving them a little room to be who they are.
02:46:36.000 He's taken some of the bullets, the hit pieces and all that stuff that we've talked about.
02:46:40.000 He takes a little bit of that to take these positions that are not wrong, but are just...
02:46:45.000 Politically incorrect or somewhat unpopular or controversial.
02:46:48.000 And by taking those positions, he gives other people just a little bit of a force field to think a little bit.
02:46:54.000 So for you in this, it's like you started doing something that gave you a little peace of mind, a little something that made you feel good and feel healthy and clean and mentally sound and all that.
02:47:03.000 And then you started talking about it.
02:47:05.000 And then, holy shit, somebody in Nebraska was like, I'm going to try that.
02:47:10.000 And the next thing you know, she opened a clinic for it and is doing it.
02:47:13.000 You know what I mean?
02:47:14.000 And then that spurs.
02:47:15.000 And so that's the beauty of saying what you think.
02:47:18.000 Well, it also works the same reason why this podcast works.
02:47:22.000 I've never promoted this podcast.
02:47:24.000 I just did it.
02:47:25.000 And through word of mouth, it got bigger and bigger.
02:47:27.000 The thing about float tanks is I'm telling you how amazing it is.
02:47:31.000 You try it and it doesn't suck.
02:47:33.000 You know what I mean?
02:47:34.000 It's not like he's lying.
02:47:35.000 If you don't enjoy that, I don't know what...
02:47:37.000 Yeah, it's not like all these people went and tried it out like, he fucking lied to me.
02:47:40.000 God damn it.
02:47:41.000 No, they went there.
02:47:42.000 Oh my God, it's so relaxing.
02:47:43.000 It's amazing.
02:47:44.000 I got out of there with a fresh perspective.
02:47:46.000 My body feels loose and relaxed.
02:47:48.000 This is crazy.
02:47:49.000 It's like there's a real positive benefit.
02:47:51.000 I'm telling the truth.
02:47:52.000 How quick can you snap into the zone that you want to get into when you're in there?
02:47:55.000 Because when I just did it a couple days ago, I've done it a couple times now and I've usually been...
02:48:02.000 Yeah.
02:48:15.000 Yeah.
02:48:19.000 I've done it so many times that my body knows what it's doing.
02:48:23.000 I lay in the tank and my body's like, oh, here we go.
02:48:26.000 I just sink in.
02:48:28.000 But I've done it, I don't know how many times.
02:48:29.000 I've had a tank since 2002. You're more tank than man now.
02:48:39.000 Weed and, you know, weed edibles especially.
02:48:42.000 That's the weird one.
02:48:43.000 Marijuana edibles are some of the most underrated psychedelics in terms of, like, introspective thinking and self-examination.
02:48:51.000 It's one of those things that just forces you to really go over every single aspect of your subconscious you're trying to hide from.
02:48:59.000 You got a good strain of indica that's not going to completely destroy me.
02:49:04.000 Like, my weed situation at this point, and I used to be a big pothead, my weed thing is like, end of the night, puff from my vape pen, like, watch the same Simpsons episode that I loved in 1989. Like, that's good enough for me.
02:49:17.000 Like, I don't need, like, I know a lot of my comic friends, like, they want to smoke a sativa, and right, right, right.
02:49:21.000 And I'm like, I've opened up enough doors in my brain, if anything, I'd tighten a couple hinges, you know what I mean?
02:49:26.000 I don't need to go the other way again.
02:49:27.000 For me, it's much more about relaxation.
02:49:29.000 Yeah.
02:49:30.000 Well, there's a lot of great sativas.
02:49:32.000 Or indicas, rather.
02:49:33.000 All you have to do is just go to any store and then just take a little hit and then try it out.
02:49:38.000 The whole thing is just don't go too deep.
02:49:40.000 People try three, four, five hits and they've never smoked pot before and then they're in a K-hole in the corner crying and screaming.
02:49:47.000 It's like, jeez, your body doesn't know what the fuck to do with all that THC. You should have it like this.
02:49:52.000 Watch this.
02:49:53.000 Watch this.
02:49:55.000 That's it.
02:49:55.000 You're good.
02:49:56.000 Blow it out.
02:49:57.000 Relax.
02:49:58.000 Give it an hour.
02:49:59.000 Find out what the fuck the effect is.
02:50:01.000 Don't just keep hitting it.
02:50:02.000 You know, I've seen people that don't smoke pot.
02:50:04.000 I'll try it.
02:50:05.000 I'll try it.
02:50:08.000 And then an hour later, I'm like, are you going to die?
02:50:11.000 And they're like, are you going to die?
02:50:12.000 You think you're going to die?
02:50:13.000 Like, you're freaked out, man.
02:50:15.000 Yeah.
02:50:16.000 So, back in the day, like college and a little bit after college, I had Did mushrooms, I don't know, maybe 20 times in my life, something around there.
02:50:24.000 And then I haven't done it in about 15 years.
02:50:25.000 And then about six months ago, some mushrooms appeared, doesn't matter how.
02:50:29.000 They were in my house, and I was like, all right, here's what we're going to do.
02:50:32.000 I had some friends over, and David was there.
02:50:35.000 And we were like, all right, we're all going to take one cap.
02:50:37.000 We're not going to have a full- Oh, you fucking pussies.
02:50:40.000 Wait, wait.
02:50:40.000 It's been a while, man.
02:50:41.000 Come on.
02:50:42.000 So I was like, you know, we're just going to take one cap.
02:50:44.000 Okay.
02:50:44.000 See what happens.
02:50:46.000 So we take a cap and we had smoked a little and we had drank.
02:50:48.000 It was after dinner and we were just all hanging out.
02:50:50.000 It was a couple of us.
02:50:51.000 And we were like, all right, we're going to go play some video games.
02:50:53.000 So we're playing like NBA Jam kind of thing, you know, and we're playing and playing, playing, playing.
02:50:59.000 And I'm going, guys, guys, my controller is not working.
02:51:03.000 My controller is not working.
02:51:04.000 I can't control this.
02:51:05.000 Nothing's working.
02:51:08.000 David looks at me, he's like, you're not holding a controller.
02:51:10.000 I was playing on my leg.
02:51:12.000 I was actually, I had the controller on my left.
02:51:14.000 Yeah, I had no controller.
02:51:15.000 I was actually, I thought I was, so I'm telling you, one cap, so you mocked me, but one cap can do the trick.
02:51:20.000 That's the story.
02:51:21.000 I think you need to go to a doctor and find out what's wrong with your brain.
02:51:24.000 One cap should make you like this.
02:51:26.000 Hmm.
02:51:27.000 Wow.
02:51:27.000 The world's more interesting than I thought it was.
02:51:30.000 Video games, Rogan.
02:51:31.000 PlayStation 4. Yeah, I jumped connected.
02:51:35.000 I jumped right into PlayStation 4, you know.
02:51:38.000 Video games are good when you're with a little bit of...
02:51:41.000 I would recommend once you get into the two or three caps, you put the fucking video games down and just lay down and think about your life.
02:51:48.000 Yeah.
02:51:48.000 But for video games, again, I just don't have enough time.
02:51:51.000 So I like old school 8-bit...
02:51:54.000 Run one way.
02:51:55.000 I want to run that way.
02:51:57.000 I want to run that way.
02:51:59.000 I don't even want to run backwards.
02:52:00.000 And I definitely don't want to run this way.
02:52:02.000 I just want to run that way.
02:52:03.000 So Mario, Metroid, that kind of thing.
02:52:05.000 I played that new...
02:52:06.000 Silly shit.
02:52:06.000 Yeah.
02:52:07.000 I want to blow some stuff up for a few minutes.
02:52:10.000 I don't have to murder a family and rape people and steal cars.
02:52:14.000 Grand Theft Auto type shit.
02:52:15.000 I've raped a couple of prostitutes and all that.
02:52:18.000 It's fun when you're doing it.
02:52:19.000 Someone's gonna take those fucking sound bites and use it against you.
02:52:23.000 See, subconsciously you give it to them.
02:52:26.000 You think so?
02:52:27.000 I just gave it to those people.
02:52:28.000 Who are they?
02:52:29.000 Who are they?
02:52:31.000 Who are they?
02:52:31.000 They all need a hug.
02:52:32.000 Everybody needs a hug.
02:52:34.000 I'm less combative with every year.
02:52:37.000 Less defiant and combative with every year with this stuff.
02:52:40.000 I'm more shrugging than ever.
02:52:41.000 I'm like...
02:52:42.000 Just try to be a nice person.
02:52:44.000 Try to be nice.
02:52:45.000 Try to be nice to each other.
02:52:46.000 Do your best at whatever you're doing.
02:52:49.000 Keep moving.
02:52:50.000 And when things pop up and people write things, just go...
02:52:54.000 Okay, well, what am I going to do?
02:52:56.000 Yeah.
02:52:56.000 You think that could be a connection, though, to eventually killing the drive?
02:52:59.000 To want to keep doing things?
02:53:00.000 Like, to want to keep being funny?
02:53:02.000 To want to keep getting out there?
02:53:03.000 No, my drive is for the people that enjoy my work.
02:53:05.000 When I'm doing stand-up, my drive is because I know there's a bunch of people that are getting babysitters, and they bought tickets in advance, and then, like, next Friday, Joe's coming to town, and I'm...
02:53:18.000 I'm working hard for that.
02:53:20.000 I don't want them to have a bad experience.
02:53:23.000 I want to do the best fucking show I can do.
02:53:25.000 I'm dead serious about that.
02:53:27.000 That's very important to me.
02:53:29.000 I understand there's a massive responsibility.
02:53:31.000 And I'm doing the Chicago Theater like I did last weekend.
02:53:33.000 Two shows, 3,700 people a show.
02:53:36.000 That's a lot of fucking people.
02:53:37.000 I don't want...
02:53:38.000 I want anybody to be disappointed.
02:53:39.000 I want to do my best job.
02:53:41.000 The best I can do.
02:53:42.000 And that's where my drive is.
02:53:44.000 My drive is to...
02:53:44.000 I'm dissecting material.
02:53:46.000 I'm rewriting it.
02:53:47.000 I'm practicing.
02:53:48.000 I went up three times last night.
02:53:50.000 I'll probably go up...
02:53:51.000 I'm going up at least two times tonight.
02:53:52.000 I'm doing the improv and I'm doing the comedy store.
02:53:54.000 I do that all the time, man.
02:53:56.000 I do that all the time.
02:53:57.000 And my drive is to...
02:53:58.000 There's a great reward in making people laugh.
02:54:01.000 And there's a great reward in...
02:54:04.000 We made an exchange.
02:54:06.000 They came to see me.
02:54:08.000 I made them laugh.
02:54:09.000 Everybody's happy.
02:54:10.000 We had a deal.
02:54:11.000 That's the deal.
02:54:13.000 It's not an easy deal.
02:54:14.000 It's like you've got to work hard to fill your end of the bargain.
02:54:17.000 But if you do work hard and you do work at it and you do examine it and you do put in the hours on stage and you do go over the rewrites and listen to the recordings and do your best, it's rewarding.
02:54:29.000 The reward is that I... I can say that those people have a good time.
02:54:34.000 Like when I put a video up on Instagram of a bunch of people cheering after the show, my feeling, this is like we shared this time.
02:54:42.000 You guys had a good time.
02:54:43.000 I had a good time.
02:54:44.000 I'm super happy.
02:54:45.000 There's nothing like it.
02:54:46.000 Thank you.
02:54:46.000 Yeah.
02:54:46.000 Yeah, because I told you I'm just getting back in.
02:54:48.000 So I just booked my last couple hours.
02:54:50.000 So on the nights off that I'm with Peterson.
02:54:52.000 So we sold out the DC Improv, sold out Tempe Improv, sold out Irvine Improv here.
02:54:56.000 Irvine Improv?
02:54:57.000 Yeah.
02:54:57.000 Yeah, Irvine Improv.
02:54:59.000 Yeah, I feel that now because it's weird because you don't know me from comedy.
02:55:03.000 So it's like I did it.
02:55:04.000 I lived all those New York City years as a comic.
02:55:07.000 I was a good comic, but I never hit into TV in that way.
02:55:12.000 And that's why I started doing all these other things that led me to this.
02:55:14.000 But it's like they can put my name up and now it sells out.
02:55:17.000 Yeah, whereas it wasn't before.
02:55:19.000 Right.
02:55:19.000 So now it's like I feel this extra pressure of like, wow, these people, like, they're really coming for me.
02:55:24.000 It is extra pressure.
02:55:26.000 There's extra pressure.
02:55:27.000 But there's a reward to it, too.
02:55:28.000 It's been awesome.
02:55:29.000 I mean, it's like I'm getting back to this thing that people don't know me from.
02:55:32.000 And it's like, I'm good.
02:55:34.000 I sent you...
02:55:36.000 The hour.
02:55:36.000 I haven't sent it to anybody.
02:55:37.000 I'm not putting up publicly, but I wanted you to see it because even if you could only watch a minute, because I wanted you to know that I'm a real comic.
02:55:44.000 You know what I mean?
02:55:44.000 Because otherwise, it's like we can all sit here and be like, yeah, I'm a comic, blah, blah, blah.
02:55:50.000 But it's incredibly powerful when you're in that room with those people and you make it real for that.
02:55:55.000 And I know my style.
02:55:56.000 I'm never going to be the best joke writer on the planet.
02:55:59.000 It's not where my passions lie.
02:56:00.000 But I like being in that room with these people Doing what we did here and getting everybody playing and being in the moment.
02:56:08.000 And I get people kind of yelling at each other and screaming and announcing their political differences and like all this crazy shit.
02:56:14.000 And I don't know anyone that's doing it the way that I'm doing it.
02:56:17.000 And it's not like I'm doing a set the way Seinfeld would lay out, you know, every word, you know, for the hour.
02:56:24.000 But I love it again.
02:56:26.000 Yeah, I mean, it doesn't matter.
02:56:27.000 The beautiful thing about comedy is any way you want to do it.
02:56:29.000 You do it your way.
02:56:30.000 Yeah, you do it your way.
02:56:31.000 Dave, we just did three hours.
02:56:32.000 Shit, man.
02:56:33.000 Now I got Sam Harris.
02:56:34.000 I gotta run home.
02:56:35.000 I came here from the airport.
02:56:36.000 It's 3.20 already.
02:56:37.000 It's already 3.20.
02:56:38.000 That's crazy.
02:56:39.000 I got Harris at 4, I think.
02:56:40.000 I gotta get the hell out of here.
02:56:42.000 Well, thank you, man.
02:56:43.000 It's always a pleasure.
02:56:44.000 Yeah, wait.
02:56:44.000 Hold on.
02:56:44.000 Now I'm getting you official.
02:56:46.000 You went to Shapiro before me.
02:56:48.000 Listen, it happened.
02:56:49.000 I was free that day.
02:56:51.000 We'll do your show.
02:56:53.000 All right.
02:56:53.000 I have so many other things to say to you.
02:56:55.000 Dave Rubin, ladies and gentlemen.
02:56:55.000 Dave Rubin.
02:56:56.000 Thanks, brother.
02:56:57.000 Thank you.