The Joe Rogan Experience - June 28, 2018


Joe Rogan Experience #1138 - Ted Nugent


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 30 minutes

Words per Minute

174.89996

Word Count

36,866

Sentence Count

3,342

Misogynist Sentences

58


Summary

Ted Nugent is one of the most misunderstood people in American history. He's a musician, a writer, a podcaster, a songwriter, an actor, a rock and roll god, a philosopher, an acapella group member, a poet, a painter, an archer, an inventor, an engineer, an author, an all-around genius, a man of contradictions, he's a genius. And he's 70 years old, and he's still got it all, even if it's not what you think it is. Ted Nugent joins Morgan to talk about the importance of letting go of the baggage that keeps us stuck in the past, the baggage we carry, and how to let go of it in order to grow into the best version of yourself you can possibly be. Morgan and Nugent discuss Ted's life and career, how he came to be who he is today, and what it means to be a genius at archery, and why it's important to let the arrow go where it wants to go. If you're interested in learning more about Ted, check out this episode of The Nugent Show on Amazon Prime or wherever else you get your stuff, and don't forget to subscribe and leave us a rating and review the show on Apple Podcasts! It's free and it'll help spread the word about Ted's amazing podcast to the world. Thank you, Ted! - Morgan and Morgan Music: "The Nugent Effect" - "A Little Rock and Roll" by Jeff Perla, "Little Rock" by The Nugget Art: "A Longbowbow and arrow" by Mr. Snider, "A Good Morning America" by Sideshow, "The Good Morning Man" by Kevin McLeod, "Longbow and Arrow" by John Rocha, "Noah" by and "A Prairie Girl" by Billie Eichler "The Boy Who Couldn't Do It" by P.S. "Ain't That a Good Thing by Ted" by Jimmy Seibert, "I Don't Know How To Be a Good Person" by Jim Rigsby, "A Better Than That" (feat. by , "The Man Who Can't Get It?" by . & "The Girl Who Can Do It by and is out there? - "The People Who Know It?"


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm Morgan.
00:00:00.000 The masters are out there.
00:00:02.000 I use one, three, two, one, boom.
00:00:04.000 And we're live.
00:00:04.000 We're just talking about target panic, ladies and gentlemen.
00:00:06.000 Most people don't know about all that.
00:00:07.000 It's like erectile dysfunction for archery.
00:00:11.000 It's panic, right?
00:00:12.000 It's because you want that arrow to go so bad.
00:00:16.000 By the way, Thanks for having me on here.
00:00:18.000 My pleasure.
00:00:18.000 I understand from all the input I get from all my intelligent friends that you deserve me.
00:00:23.000 Oh, I'm excited about this.
00:00:24.000 So we'll have a good time.
00:00:25.000 Well, your assistant reached out and said...
00:00:27.000 My people reach out, yeah.
00:00:29.000 She said, I think you'll have more in common with Ted than you realize.
00:00:33.000 That was her pitch.
00:00:35.000 Truth, logic, common sense, spirit, physics of the American dream.
00:00:40.000 Perhaps controversial and misunderstood people?
00:00:42.000 Yes.
00:00:43.000 Boy, we're surrounded.
00:00:44.000 Maybe both of us.
00:00:45.000 Clusterfuck, ring any bells?
00:00:47.000 Yes, indeed.
00:00:48.000 So Target Panic, I got lucky in that I got hooked up with John Dudley early before I developed Target Panic.
00:00:55.000 He's the master.
00:00:55.000 And he explained to me...
00:00:57.000 Shot sequences.
00:00:58.000 Yeah, shot sequences.
00:01:00.000 Yeah.
00:01:00.000 And let's make this available universally to all of our podcast friends out there.
00:01:07.000 In life, the clusterfuck to omniscience is what we aspire to.
00:01:17.000 Maximum level of awareness on all fronts.
00:01:18.000 I don't care if you're a welder, a podcaster, a guitar player, or a butcher.
00:01:23.000 Maximum efficiency.
00:01:25.000 Being the best that you can be, clear mind, clear conscience, true north compass.
00:01:32.000 In the world of archery, because it does consume you, and here I am 70 years clean and sober because I'm currently and forever consumed with the mystical flight of the arrow, which is the origins of Zen, the Japanese religion of not shooting an arrow,
00:01:50.000 not being an arrow, But being the path of your life, and if you use the gifts from God to the ultimate application of efficiency and effectiveness, you can put that fucking arrow right Right where you want it to.
00:02:13.000 And the baggage that all humans have to deal with, and it's most painfully manifested in the pursuit of archery, is too many minds.
00:02:23.000 You can't think about it.
00:02:24.000 If you've got to think about playing wang dang sweet pun tang, you ain't going to play it.
00:02:28.000 It better just be you and unleash, and with an arrow, because you want to let that arrow go, because you're You're shooting an arrow!
00:02:38.000 It's archery!
00:02:39.000 I need to put that arrow down there in that bullseye or in that pump station or in that crease of the buffalo.
00:02:43.000 And so you want it to go because that's what you're here for is to let the arrow go.
00:02:48.000 So you've got to tell yourself you can't let the arrow go.
00:02:53.000 You have to shoot so many arrows throughout your life that no too many minds, subconscious physics of spirituality, ingrained deep within your origins and aboriginal ancestry.
00:03:07.000 There it is.
00:03:14.000 If ever there was an aim small, miss small, Perfection.
00:03:19.000 It's archery.
00:03:20.000 And let me, I don't mean to monologue here, but this is so much of my life.
00:03:24.000 I know.
00:03:25.000 No matter what you do, and I've done this since the 60s when the hippies were trying to get me stoned, and I'm going, no, that's not what you want to do.
00:03:32.000 What you want to do is get a bow and arrow.
00:03:34.000 What you want to do is escape what you're trying to escape, the pressures.
00:03:37.000 The pressures, fuck those pressures.
00:03:40.000 You be the source of pressure, not the receiver of pressure.
00:03:44.000 And my dad raised me.
00:03:45.000 My dad was a drill sergeant.
00:03:46.000 God bless that son of a bitch.
00:03:48.000 He was awesome.
00:03:50.000 I hated him.
00:03:51.000 Discipline, discipline, discipline, discipline, especially at the archery range.
00:03:54.000 And so I learned archery, and when I'm playing guitar and I'm playing all this outrageous Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, Little Richard stuff, and everybody's getting high and drunk, and they're really great musicians, and the more high and the more drunk they got, they became less great musicians until the point where they weren't even musicians anymore.
00:04:12.000 And so I would escape that.
00:04:14.000 And I was 11, 12, and there was no hippies.
00:04:17.000 It was beatniks.
00:04:18.000 And I'd get back to my little house in Redford on the Rouge River in Detroit, and I'd get that little bow and arrow, and I'd go down to Skunk Hollow, and there's a river rat.
00:04:28.000 And even as a stupid, mushy-brained, idiot child, I was able to...
00:04:37.000 A little longbow, no recurves yet, you know.
00:04:45.000 I could shoot a rat in the eye because I had no baggage yet.
00:04:50.000 I haven't developed any social baggage.
00:04:52.000 And that has served me so...
00:04:54.000 The many minds.
00:04:56.000 Too many minds.
00:04:57.000 No minds.
00:04:58.000 Spirit.
00:04:58.000 That's the baggage.
00:04:59.000 Yeah, too many minds.
00:05:01.000 That's the thing that people who don't shoot arrows, when you start talking about this, they don't really understand what you're saying.
00:05:06.000 I know exactly what you're saying, but for a lot of people, this is a very misunderstood subject, right?
00:05:11.000 Yep.
00:05:11.000 That this is a meditation.
00:05:13.000 There's a meditation involved in this.
00:05:15.000 It's an absolute meditation.
00:05:16.000 It's out of body.
00:05:18.000 The ultimate arrow, like the ultimate guitar lick.
00:05:20.000 I suspect a comedian on stage, which I qualify, you can't be thinking of your routine.
00:05:29.000 It's got to flow.
00:05:30.000 I mean, I was in the presence of Sam Kinison for 50, 60 spontaneous performances, and Robin Williams at the Comedy Store, and Richard Pryor.
00:05:41.000 Remember I mentioned a moment ago I've been on the mountaintop with Bill Straub and the Broncos, and Parnelli Jones taught me to race.
00:05:46.000 I played bass for Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley.
00:05:48.000 I mean, I married Mrs. Nugent.
00:05:50.000 I mean, I've been to the peak of...
00:05:53.000 Peaks available to mankind.
00:05:55.000 I hunted with Fred fucking Bear.
00:05:57.000 When did you do that?
00:05:58.000 How old were you?
00:05:59.000 I was five or six.
00:06:00.000 I met him.
00:06:01.000 He started the brand new archery shop in Grayling, Michigan.
00:06:04.000 My dad was already a follower before I was born.
00:06:06.000 Explain to people who he is.
00:06:07.000 Fred Bear.
00:06:07.000 People who are uninitiated.
00:06:09.000 Powerful story.
00:06:10.000 He's like the Richard Pryor of archery.
00:06:12.000 Yes!
00:06:13.000 I was expecting his afro to catch fire any moment.
00:06:17.000 It was awesome!
00:06:18.000 So I'm already into bows and arrows.
00:06:20.000 I didn't know who Fred Berry was.
00:06:21.000 I really was just getting, you know, baptized by the Chuck Berry bow diddly electronic guitar orgy.
00:06:27.000 And in that late 40s, early 50s, it was a firestorm of defiance and rebellion musically manifested.
00:06:35.000 But Roy Weatherby was going beyond the 30-30, which everybody used for deer hunting, and it was a good 100-yard, and if a real marksman, real zen marksman could shoot a 30-30, 200-plus yards, whether open sights or scope.
00:06:49.000 And marksmanship and sniper discipline was a powerful force in a hunting family, and in all families, every family I knew, we all shot every weekend, Pistols, shotguns, rifles,.22s, hunting woodchucks in Freiburg, Pennsylvania, with the Targetmaster Remington single-shot bolt.22,
00:07:08.000 .22 shorts, 25 cents a box at the dry goods store.
00:07:10.000 It's awesome!
00:07:12.000 And my dad taught me to shoot them in the eye.
00:07:15.000 Aim small, miss small.
00:07:16.000 Breathe, sight acquisition, you have a responsibility to kill that animal outright.
00:07:21.000 If you're going to utilize that precious gift of flesh and fur, body fluids and bone, You better kill him clean because you're a reasoning predator.
00:07:32.000 You have a moral, intellectual, and spiritual obligation to kill your dinner humanely and cleanly.
00:07:40.000 Duh.
00:07:41.000 And so that marksmanship routine was developing with ballistic, Ted Nugent ballistically maximized firepower.
00:07:50.000 Is that what that stands for?
00:07:51.000 I thought it said bad motherfucker.
00:07:54.000 You know, that has a ring to it.
00:07:55.000 Maybe that's what it could...
00:07:58.000 All right.
00:07:58.000 So, Fred Bear.
00:08:00.000 So, Roy Weatherby was extending long-range marksmanship and developing the famous Weatherby Magnums with more powder, more efficient burning powder, better primers, better-designed ballistic bullets that would cut air better and go flatter longer,
00:08:17.000 better trajectory and velocity.
00:08:19.000 And so it was fun to shoot that deer or a bullseye at 100 yards.
00:08:23.000 That takes a lot of trigger control and discipline.
00:08:26.000 But now Roy Weatherby was creating Weatherby Magnums.
00:08:29.000 The 300 Weatherby Magnums shot a 180-grain bullet at 32, 3400 feet a second, which was unheard of.
00:08:37.000 And so you could aim small, miss small.
00:08:39.000 And if you really got that really intricate, meticulous, triggered smoothness, you could shoot 1,000 yards once you learned the trajectory of your However, 1911, the last of the Yanni Indians,
00:08:57.000 Ishii, was discovered in Oroville.
00:09:00.000 I can't believe I remember all this.
00:09:02.000 In Oroville, California, Northern California.
00:09:05.000 And there was a bounty on Indians back then.
00:09:07.000 You could shoot a man Indian and get 25 bucks.
00:09:10.000 In 1911?
00:09:11.000 Yep.
00:09:12.000 They had bounties on them.
00:09:14.000 And instead of shooting this Yanni, this last Indian, they called the local sheriff and they took Ishii into custody and they called some scientists and palanteologists from California University by the name of Saxton Pope.
00:09:34.000 And Saxton Pope came and studied Ishii as an Aboriginal.
00:09:40.000 Saxton Pope of Pope and Young?
00:09:41.000 That's right.
00:09:42.000 And then he contacted his buddy, Art Young.
00:09:45.000 Who also studied in that genre.
00:09:47.000 And they discovered Ishii, and they were fascinated by his stealthy awareness of the wilderness and his archery control with his funny little style of shooting the bow with his thumb and getting close and doing ice-cold river bowing.
00:10:09.000 So Fred Bear witnessed the film that Pope and Young eventually made of them becoming consumed with the mystical flight of the arrow.
00:10:19.000 Now, this was in the 20s and 30s, and they put a newsreel out and went all over the country and showed this newsreel of hunting with the bow and arrow by Saxon Pope and Art Young.
00:10:27.000 Shooting grizzly bears in Yosemite and going to Africa, filling lines full of arrows.
00:10:31.000 They weren't really as good as these sheep, so they'd fling a lot of arrows.
00:10:35.000 And these animals were pretty relaxed, almost tame, because they'd never been hunted like that before.
00:10:39.000 And so Fred Bear come from Pennsylvania around that time to work at the FOMO company building cabinets for the new radio they just invented and the wood dashboards for the Ford Motor Company.
00:10:52.000 And he was also making bows.
00:10:55.000 Handmade U-wood and Osage orange bows in his little archery shop with Nels Grumley.
00:11:01.000 I can't believe I remember Nels Grumley, one of the greatest boyers of all time.
00:11:05.000 So my dad Got the archery bug because Fred defied the trend of easier hunting, easier long range.
00:11:16.000 You didn't have to be very stealthy to shoot a deer at 500 yards.
00:11:18.000 They don't even know you're there.
00:11:19.000 All you have to do is be a disciplined marksman, which is a discipline and a great accomplishment unto itself.
00:11:25.000 And it was a new challenge for long-range ballistic capability.
00:11:29.000 Well, Pope and Young and a handful, Fred Baer and Nels Grumley, went and saw this newsreel of these guys, these doctors, these professors, hunting all over the world with these handmade bows.
00:11:43.000 And Fred was already into it.
00:11:45.000 And he goes, I'll be damned.
00:11:49.000 I didn't realize you could do that.
00:11:51.000 And so now people, after seeing the Pope and Young newsreel, started asking Fred to make bows, and it spread.
00:11:58.000 So he started the Bear Archery Company.
00:12:01.000 Late 20s, early 30s.
00:12:03.000 And he moved to Grayling up in the northern part of Michigan where the wilderness was and they had cut down all the trees so there was this new growth of ideal wildlife habitat.
00:12:12.000 Because not many animals can live in an old-growth forest, an owl or two, but you need low-level animals.
00:12:19.000 Escape sanctuary and browse that the animals can access.
00:12:24.000 And so Fred was now promoting archery in Michigan, won all the National Field Archery Championships along with Ann Marston.
00:12:31.000 It's awesome.
00:12:32.000 And so my dad was a follower because he'd come back from World War II, and he needed that escape.
00:12:39.000 He needed that cleansing to get away from that horror, which is why they never talked about it.
00:12:46.000 And so we'd go up north every year, October 1st, the Nugent family and the Ford station wagon, and I had my little bow and arrow with the suction cups, and I'd shoot stuffed animals off the couch.
00:12:54.000 But my dad would walk the woods with his real bow, and we'd stop at this little brick shack that said, Bear Archery, and I had no idea.
00:13:02.000 And so I was already into bows and arrows, shooting all the time.
00:13:05.000 I was obsessed.
00:13:06.000 I was on down the river every day.
00:13:08.000 No baseball, no football, no hockey.
00:13:10.000 Bows and arrows, bows and arrows, critters.
00:13:11.000 I think I had the Songbird World Slam by the time I was eight.
00:13:15.000 And so now I'm meeting this tall, lanky gentleman named Fred Bear.
00:13:20.000 He didn't register with me until I started seeing him on the cover of True Magazine and Sporting Magazines and Life Magazine with a grizzly bear and an elephant and a tiger and a lion in the newsreels.
00:13:33.000 And I'm going, I'm shooting river rats, which is so thrilling, I can't even describe it.
00:13:37.000 And here's this long, lanky, tall, lanky guy that was building bows in this rustic shop in northern Michigan on my way to my favorite thing in life, October 1st opening day of archery season, as a 6-, 7-, 8-year-old boy.
00:13:50.000 And we'd have chocolate milk and cherry pie with this Fred Bear guy.
00:13:54.000 Now it's registering.
00:13:55.000 This is the Chuck Berry of bow hunting.
00:13:58.000 This is it.
00:13:59.000 This is the guy.
00:14:00.000 So I became enamored with him, and he was kind to me, and he'd show me stuff, but I got to hang out with him as I grew.
00:14:06.000 By the time I was 16, we moved to Chicago because my dad got transferred, but I got to visit with Fred Bear at least every other October.
00:14:14.000 Never hunted with him, and now I started Amboy Dukes.
00:14:17.000 I'd already had a great band, won the Battle of the Bands in Michigan with the Lures.
00:14:20.000 We opened up for the Supremes and the Bo Brummel's at Cobble Hall.
00:14:22.000 Wow!
00:14:23.000 And so now I'm in Chicago, shooting my bow and arrow all the time, started at Amboy Dukes, playing like a madman, graduated in 67, went back to Michigan two years later, and immediately went up to Grayling, where now there's this huge cathedral, bear archery, and Fred Bear is like the dude!
00:14:40.000 He's like the sporting dude, because he taught the long-range marksman that there's an intimacy.
00:14:47.000 There's a better learning process and a more important lesson to not kill the animal, but to understand your relationship with the animal and to try to use those God-given gifts I mentioned a moment ago to penetrate the otherwise impenetrable defense system of game,
00:15:09.000 because they are sneaky, elusive, crafty.
00:15:13.000 God made them to get away from guitar players with sharp sticks.
00:15:16.000 And so, this caught on because people go, you know, I kill my deer every year with my 30-30, now with the 30-06 and Roy Weatherby, long range.
00:15:26.000 I wonder if I'm a badass enough to get close to a deer with a bow and arrow.
00:15:31.000 So it caught on like wildfire.
00:15:33.000 And they made the first, Fred got the first legal season in Michigan at the Allegan State Park on November 1st, 1947, where George Nichols, my buddy, got the first legal buck in Michigan with a bow and arrow on that morning.
00:15:46.000 And so I knew these are the guys I hang with.
00:15:49.000 These are the founders.
00:15:50.000 I was at the Concord Bridge of Archery.
00:15:53.000 And so Fred embraced me, and he was real suspicious of the long-haired, hippie-looking, rockin' maniac, Motor City Madman.
00:16:03.000 But all of his friends went, no, no, he's not into drugs.
00:16:06.000 In fact, he's anti-drug, and he's always promoting archery.
00:16:09.000 I shot my bow and arrow on stage.
00:16:11.000 Forever.
00:16:11.000 I'd shoot flaming arrows at skulls and a big illegal, I think it was a felony, a big turkey vulture.
00:16:17.000 I had stuff, but it looked great backlit, you know, and I'd shoot that fucker off the amps at night and people didn't know whether to shit or go blind.
00:16:23.000 There's this wild man screaming the bird lance, making all this outrageous racket.
00:16:29.000 I come out with a bow and arrow and a flaming arrow and blow up a turkey vulture.
00:16:34.000 What more do you want?
00:16:35.000 And so Fred looked past the insanity of the fear factor of rock and roll, and he finally admitted to me, he said, every sporting goods show I go to, Ted, All the young people, anybody under 30, all they want to know is if I know Ted Nugent.
00:16:52.000 Because that was the first time they ever saw a bow and arrow.
00:16:54.000 And they do my interviews about the spirit, the cleansing of escaping the insanity of whatever your job description might be.
00:17:04.000 Mine being maniacal rock and roll.
00:17:06.000 I need to shut the fuck up.
00:17:11.000 Take a deep breath.
00:17:13.000 Get my bow and arrow.
00:17:15.000 Let my guitars breed.
00:17:18.000 Head back to the woods.
00:17:22.000 And live.
00:17:23.000 And remember who I am and what I'm here for.
00:17:28.000 And I never killed a deer.
00:17:30.000 I was just a little too uppity.
00:17:31.000 And we didn't know what we were doing back then.
00:17:33.000 You were too uppity?
00:17:34.000 You think?
00:17:35.000 What do you mean?
00:17:36.000 I just...
00:17:36.000 I'm high energy.
00:17:38.000 So you're too loud.
00:17:39.000 I wasn't the stealthy.
00:17:41.000 I don't know about too loud.
00:17:43.000 I mean, I could walk.
00:17:44.000 I learned from Fred.
00:17:44.000 I learned to walk toe first, and I learned to go around anything instead of stepping over and to stay in the shadows.
00:17:53.000 So I knew the maneuvers.
00:17:54.000 But coming out of a tour and playing 350 nights a year, and then you get a couple days off during November, and you get the bow and arrow, it's hard to go from that to...
00:18:03.000 Total silence.
00:18:04.000 This.
00:18:05.000 But you know what, Joe?
00:18:06.000 What?
00:18:07.000 I've mastered it.
00:18:09.000 Well, I know you have.
00:18:10.000 Finally.
00:18:11.000 I mean, I did by the 60s.
00:18:12.000 You've been doing it for a long time.
00:18:14.000 By the 60s, I don't know about mastered.
00:18:16.000 You'll never master it, but I've mastered the transition.
00:18:19.000 What do you say?
00:18:19.000 What do you say when people, like, one of the arguments about hunting that people bring up is, why would you use a bow and arrow?
00:18:25.000 A bow and arrow is not as effective.
00:18:26.000 If you wanted to kill something, you should use a gun.
00:18:28.000 There's people that don't hunt that think that hunting should only be one thing, and it should only be killing the animal for meat.
00:18:34.000 Whereas, I think that someone who hunts definitely kills the animal from meat, but there's more to the whole thing.
00:18:42.000 Have you ever seen me expound on that fun, sport, meat trophy?
00:18:47.000 You can't hunt without having fun, or you won't do it.
00:18:50.000 It's fun to challenge yourself.
00:18:52.000 It's fun to get up in the dark.
00:18:54.000 Some people have a problem with that word, right?
00:18:55.000 Well, they can kiss my ass.
00:18:57.000 If it wasn't fun, none of us would do it.
00:18:59.000 I understand your take on it, they can kiss your ass, but...
00:19:04.000 It means something to you.
00:19:06.000 It's not as simple as like, fuck you, this is just how I'm going to do it.
00:19:09.000 Oh, it's deep, deep fun.
00:19:10.000 Is being the greatest basketball three-point shooter, isn't that fun?
00:19:15.000 It must be.
00:19:16.000 Discipline.
00:19:17.000 But it's always fun, because it's invigorating.
00:19:21.000 Right, and the bow hunting is more invigorating.
00:19:24.000 Because it's so difficult.
00:19:25.000 It's borderline impossible.
00:19:27.000 Fun, sport.
00:19:29.000 Well, I don't think sport hunting is good.
00:19:31.000 You shouldn't have sport.
00:19:32.000 How can you hunt without sport?
00:19:34.000 Don't you think that there's just too many of these words are poisoned?
00:19:37.000 There's like trophy hunting.
00:19:39.000 You can't hunt without a trophy.
00:19:41.000 You know what I have on my wall in my northern cabin?
00:19:44.000 You already are inclined to love me, but now you're going for it.
00:19:48.000 You're going to buttfuck me right here on the show.
00:19:50.000 Whoa, that's not love.
00:19:51.000 Well, it's metaphorically speaking.
00:19:53.000 That is for some of my buddies.
00:19:55.000 Anyhow, so on the wall of my cabin in northern Michigan, Is my first kill November 15th, 1969 with my dad's pre-'64 Model 7. It's a button buck.
00:20:05.000 Did you hear the story?
00:20:06.000 Yeah.
00:20:06.000 And I took it to the taxidermist, and I said, I want this mount.
00:20:09.000 And he said, you're going to mount this?
00:20:11.000 And I go, yeah, it's a buck.
00:20:12.000 Button buck is a fawn of the year.
00:20:14.000 It has little buttons on its forehead, which is a legal deer with a doe tag, and I had that here.
00:20:19.000 And I said, it's a buck.
00:20:21.000 Feel.
00:20:21.000 You have to feel on the head to make sure it is a buck, because it's such a little guy.
00:20:25.000 And it's a legal deer, and it's a delicious deer.
00:20:27.000 The deer of the year is a fawn.
00:20:28.000 That's why we have this hunting season in the fall, because now they're independent.
00:20:31.000 They're not They've been weaned.
00:20:33.000 They're independent animals.
00:20:35.000 In fact, the button bucks, their asses get kicked by their mother to throw them out of the herd to get the hell out of the way for more breeding, which is what I do.
00:20:42.000 And so I have that button buck mounted.
00:20:46.000 Well, who's going to tell me that's not a trophy?
00:20:49.000 The experiences, the memories, the clothes, the bullets, the day, the sunrise, the crows, the sandhill cranes, the birds.
00:20:59.000 The movement.
00:21:00.000 The anticipation.
00:21:02.000 And I got back straps.
00:21:04.000 I had fun.
00:21:06.000 Ultimate discipline challenge sport.
00:21:08.000 Ultimate meat.
00:21:10.000 Ultimate protein.
00:21:12.000 The purest, most organic before it was even hip.
00:21:15.000 And if you could, I dare you to tell me that button buck is not a trophy.
00:21:20.000 I have woodchucks mounted.
00:21:23.000 I shot a woodchuck in the eye with my grandson.
00:21:27.000 I have squirrels mounted.
00:21:29.000 It's always a trophy.
00:21:30.000 You mounted a squirrel?
00:21:31.000 Sure.
00:21:32.000 I'm the squirrel czar.
00:21:34.000 You know, when you first start out and you kill that first squirrel, that's exciting stuff.
00:21:40.000 It's all fun.
00:21:40.000 Where would you put a squirrel that you mounted?
00:21:42.000 On a limb in the cabin.
00:21:45.000 Along with Rocco, my son out here, his first wood duck that he got with much effort.
00:21:51.000 And we have that wood duck mounted.
00:21:53.000 There's a love affair with our instinctual stewardship duties to the wildlife to harvest the surplus to make room for next spring's productivity because there's going to be more animals, but there's not going to be more habitat.
00:22:08.000 Hence, sustain-yield, successful wildlife management model that is so perfect, it defies criticism, unless you're a lying sack of shit.
00:22:19.000 Have you ever had to have a reasonable conversation with someone who's anti-hunting?
00:22:22.000 Have you ever sat down?
00:22:23.000 Often!
00:22:23.000 Often!
00:22:24.000 And to the man and woman, and I mean adamant, vegan, until I explain to them, well...
00:22:30.000 Vegan, I like that.
00:22:31.000 Vegan.
00:22:31.000 Vegan, whatever it is.
00:22:32.000 Vegan, vegan.
00:22:33.000 I can't even pronounce it, much less figure it out.
00:22:37.000 So stupid.
00:22:38.000 By the way, my son Rocco, who I love beyond description, vegan.
00:22:44.000 No.
00:22:44.000 He looks like he needs to eat more.
00:22:47.000 When he's asleep, I try to shove a backstrap up his ass, but he's got more muscles than I do.
00:22:54.000 Anyhow, my point is that...
00:22:57.000 How did he become vegan?
00:22:58.000 He has a great hunter.
00:23:01.000 He doesn't like to hunt anymore.
00:23:02.000 He's decided not to.
00:23:03.000 He's killed great deer, great hogs.
00:23:06.000 I've seen him on your TV show.
00:23:07.000 Ducks, yeah.
00:23:08.000 He's a great hunter.
00:23:09.000 But he decided he does not want to take part in the harvest.
00:23:14.000 I respect it completely.
00:23:16.000 Good for you.
00:23:17.000 If you really want to kill the most things...
00:23:22.000 Be a vegan.
00:23:23.000 Because the farmers who protect your beans kill everything.
00:23:28.000 I kill one animal per arrow.
00:23:30.000 In order to grow tofu, you have to kill every ground squirrel, every vole, every shrew, every snake, every turtle, every frog, every bird, every rabbit.
00:23:41.000 Anything that gets in that bean field, I'm either going to plow and dismember, which is why the crows and the seagulls follow the combines every year, And then if anything does survive my first slaughter, I'm going to come in with Mansanto and poison the shit out of everything so you can have a tofu salad and not be responsible for any death.
00:24:01.000 Fuck you.
00:24:03.000 That's a really good point, and it's a point that a lot of people ignore.
00:24:06.000 And avoid, because it's uncomfortable.
00:24:09.000 Isn't life full of uncomforting things?
00:24:12.000 And you shouldn't be uncomfortable.
00:24:13.000 To kill game, to feed mankind, is...
00:24:19.000 Perfect to kill cows and pigs to feed mankind.
00:24:24.000 The system is often less than perfect, but until someone comes up with a better system, I salute and genuflect at the altar of farmers and ranchers and people who kill animals to sustain my fellow man.
00:24:38.000 I agree with you.
00:24:39.000 I think you and I would probably both disagree with factory farming when you see animals stuffed in the cages.
00:24:45.000 But we have to come up with a better system.
00:24:46.000 I kill a lot of deer and I feed more people than any Any hunter ever?
00:24:52.000 I kill so much game every year, because I have to.
00:24:55.000 I don't hire sharpshooters.
00:24:56.000 I kill the animals on my beautiful swamp in Michigan, on my Texas property, that have to die.
00:25:02.000 They have to get out of there to make room for the next year's fawns.
00:25:05.000 So soup kitchens, homeless, I literally give tons.
00:25:09.000 Tons!
00:25:10.000 And I'm a sweetheart, but I'm not an idiot.
00:25:12.000 I keep the back straps.
00:25:14.000 But I give tons of venison to soup kitchens and homeless shelters and veterans.
00:25:18.000 We make jerky and send it over to the troops overseas.
00:25:21.000 I mean, I have to adjust my halo just to get in the room.
00:25:24.000 So what I do is literally perfect.
00:25:27.000 Well, the problem is what you do, everybody can't do.
00:25:31.000 Like, everybody's not going to have your kind of land.
00:25:33.000 More people could, though.
00:25:34.000 More people could.
00:25:35.000 Yes.
00:25:35.000 Well, you definitely, I know the Hunters for the Hungry distribute a ton of meat.
00:25:40.000 250 million, Joe!
00:25:44.000 250 million meals every year of venison.
00:25:48.000 And there are people that would ban that?
00:25:50.000 Shame on you!
00:25:52.000 Well, I just think there's a lot of films and a lot of documentaries that portray veganism as being this perfect way of living that doesn't have any death or any habitat loss associated with it.
00:26:05.000 And then they look at the extreme of meat eating, which is the worst aspects of it.
00:26:09.000 Factory farming, some of these disgusting pig farms and chicken farms.
00:26:13.000 Oh, disgusting.
00:26:13.000 Horrible.
00:26:14.000 Horrifying.
00:26:14.000 And the upgrade goes on because more alarms have been sounded.
00:26:18.000 Not by PAID and not by the Humane Society of the United States.
00:26:21.000 They're just scam artists.
00:26:22.000 By people who are coming to realize that we do not only have a responsibility to kill critters to feed mankind...
00:26:31.000 But it can be done in an environmentally beneficial way.
00:26:36.000 I mean, if you watch my great late friend Anthony Bourdain on his shows and Andrew Zimmern on the Travel Channel, you watch their shows and the emphasis on environmentally friendly productivity, more and more organic farming.
00:26:51.000 More and more conscientious waste dispersal, whether it's, you know, pig guts and they re-utilize those, or in Las Vegas they get all this wasted food and they feed the pigs so it's good food going in, the pork tastes better.
00:27:03.000 So there is upgrade taking place.
00:27:05.000 And here's the ultimate inescapable fact of upgrade environmentalism.
00:27:10.000 When I was growing up, Joe, Lake Erie would catch fire because of the pollution.
00:27:17.000 It wasn't environmentalists or greenies that sounded the alarm.
00:27:21.000 It was the duck hunters that said, you're polluting this area so bad there's no ducks.
00:27:24.000 There's no wild salary.
00:27:26.000 There's no walleyes.
00:27:27.000 There's no fish.
00:27:28.000 There's no muskrats for the trappers.
00:27:30.000 Hunters, fishermen, and trappers have sounded the alarm more often than not about environmental irresponsibility.
00:27:37.000 And now Lake Erie that would spontaneously combust when I was growing up is now the number one walleye and smallmouth bass fishery in the world!
00:27:47.000 And we're still producing, we've still got the Industrial Revolution going on there, but conscientious, higher, responsible level of awareness is spreading like wildfire across the country.
00:28:00.000 And I believe that there's no mutual exclusivity whatsoever to productivity and environmental responsibility.
00:28:07.000 I believe that they both benefit each other.
00:28:09.000 And I've got so many unlimited examples where that worked, from farms.
00:28:13.000 I mean...
00:28:14.000 People who live downwind of a pig farm are going to be the biggest squawkers, rightly so.
00:28:21.000 And so I see a lot of upgrade going on.
00:28:24.000 More organic, more conscientious, less waste.
00:28:27.000 It's not as regular operating procedures as it should be, but I see upgrade.
00:28:33.000 I think you're right.
00:28:35.000 And I think that the thought process behind all these people that are upset about factory farming, people even that go vegan, the thought process behind it is in the right place.
00:28:45.000 I just think there's a lot of misguided energy there because they don't really understand where the food is coming from.
00:28:50.000 They don't understand large-scale agriculture.
00:28:53.000 And a lot of large-scale agriculture is to grow food to feed animals.
00:28:59.000 Essential, yeah.
00:28:59.000 Yeah, but it's also wheat.
00:29:01.000 There's also a lot of grain that people consume, and that displaces thousands and thousands of acres of animals.
00:29:07.000 And the process is not a clean process.
00:29:11.000 It's not clean in terms of there's no death, there's no harm, it's cruelty-free.
00:29:16.000 That's crazy.
00:29:17.000 It's just not.
00:29:35.000 I agree.
00:29:51.000 Where does quality air, soil, and water come from?
00:29:54.000 I'll go ahead and answer that.
00:29:55.000 Wildlife habitat.
00:29:56.000 Well, it's a lot of the people that are out there every day that really recognize it.
00:30:00.000 And more and more.
00:30:01.000 You know, I still get death threats because I murder innocent animals.
00:30:05.000 Yeah.
00:30:06.000 No, I get those, too.
00:30:07.000 What the hell?
00:30:09.000 So it's just so absurd.
00:30:10.000 But I think their heart, like, really is in the right place.
00:30:13.000 They just don't know what they're talking about.
00:30:15.000 No, they're just haters.
00:30:16.000 There's a little bit of that, too.
00:30:17.000 How in 2018 do you not acknowledge barbecue?
00:30:23.000 How in 2018 do you not acknowledge there's a few dead turkeys on Thanksgiving?
00:30:29.000 You've got to be brain dead.
00:30:30.000 I think they're so consumed with hate that they fight.
00:30:34.000 Ignorance is acceptable.
00:30:35.000 I'm ignorant.
00:30:35.000 When I go to the Indy 500, I couldn't tune a Cogsworth.
00:30:38.000 I'm ignorant about Cogsworth.
00:30:41.000 Ignorance is acceptable because you can remedy it with knowledge and research.
00:30:45.000 Stupidity is when you guard your ignorance.
00:30:48.000 If you think that we're murdering innocent animals...
00:30:52.000 To feed our families with the purest protein available to mankind, balancing the herds with more deer, more elk, more bison, more turkeys, more waterfowl, more cougars, more bears than ever in recorded history except for the bison, but we're way back.
00:31:08.000 We have as many bison as we can sustain in North America.
00:31:10.000 A lot of the Native American tribes are desperate to get more harvested in an efficient and responsible manner.
00:31:16.000 So wildlife is thriving because hunters implemented regulations for sustained yield.
00:31:23.000 How many ducks can we kill?
00:31:24.000 How many will they reproduce?
00:31:26.000 Where is their habitat that determines their reproduction?
00:31:29.000 We must safeguard that.
00:31:30.000 Delta waterfowl, ducks unlimited.
00:31:32.000 But see, this information is universally available, but the fake news, academia, Hollywood, and half of our government is stone-cold obsessed with political correctness and denial.
00:31:46.000 Yeah.
00:31:47.000 So I do what I do.
00:31:48.000 And our Spirit of the Wild show has been number one on Outdoor Channel.
00:31:51.000 Is this 29 years now?
00:31:53.000 Wow, I'm getting old.
00:31:54.000 Because we say it like it is.
00:31:56.000 We don't play around.
00:31:57.000 Fun sport meet trophy, sacred beast, prayer for the wild things, resource stewardship, conservation wise use, walk the wild ground before you comment on the wild ground.
00:32:08.000 Yeah.
00:32:09.000 Well, this is what I'm talking about.
00:32:10.000 When you were talking about that last Indian that they found, the guy who used to get into the river.
00:32:16.000 Study Ishii.
00:32:17.000 Okay, I will.
00:32:17.000 I'll write it down.
00:32:18.000 How do you spell it?
00:32:19.000 I-S-H-I. You have to learn.
00:32:21.000 I'm going to send you a bunch of stuff.
00:32:23.000 I'm going to get your contacts, and I'm going to send you stuff.
00:32:25.000 It will expand your horizons.
00:32:29.000 Like you didn't know was available.
00:32:32.000 The history of modern bowhunting at the hands of Fred Bear and Saxton Pope and Art Young and the families that wanted to get closer to game, not necessarily kill because 90% of the time you don't kill squat with a bow and arrow, but when you do,
00:32:48.000 it's because you dedicate yourself to a higher reasoning level predator awareness And you put your gifts from God to the maximum efficiency.
00:32:59.000 And again, that's welding and carpentry.
00:33:02.000 But ultimately, you're going to kill something.
00:33:03.000 You better kill it clean.
00:33:05.000 And being human and failing overall to be perfect, you can be perfect.
00:33:14.000 And put that arrow, when you learn to read the wild...
00:33:18.000 Signals, the attitude, and the bird indicators when the deer's coming.
00:33:24.000 You use the light, the wind, the camo, stealthy movements, silence, and learn to time that shot.
00:33:32.000 My average deer dies in five seconds.
00:33:37.000 The top of the heart's taken off.
00:33:40.000 Both lungs are penetrated.
00:33:41.000 That deer falls asleep on his feet, and there's never been a beefsteak ever had it so good.
00:33:48.000 Also, there's a connection to what you're doing that's different than almost any other connection to food.
00:33:55.000 I mean, the only thing that's reasonably close and it's pretty far off is when you grow it yourself.
00:33:59.000 So if you grow your own vegetables, you've got a connection to that food.
00:34:02.000 Absolutely.
00:34:03.000 It's not the same connection as you get, especially if you send an arrow through an animal.
00:34:07.000 You're looking at its eyes.
00:34:09.000 You're looking at its eyes, but also you know how difficult it is.
00:34:12.000 And when you pull it off, there's this powerful connection between you and that animal.
00:34:15.000 You earn it.
00:34:17.000 And when you eat it, you feel that you earned it.
00:34:20.000 You get joy out of it.
00:34:21.000 When Anthony Bourdain came to my place, he was still a little squeamish with killing stuff, even though he ate dead stuff on every show and got his paycheck from eating dead stuff.
00:34:31.000 I hunted with him.
00:34:32.000 Yeah, did you?
00:34:33.000 Yeah.
00:34:33.000 He's a great man.
00:34:35.000 Terrible loss.
00:34:36.000 Terrible loss.
00:34:37.000 And we talked about it, and I shared my knowledge with him.
00:34:42.000 I don't have an opinion.
00:34:44.000 It's an animal.
00:34:45.000 It's dead.
00:34:46.000 You either revere it or you don't.
00:34:48.000 You either utilize it with respect or you pretend you didn't have anything to do with it.
00:34:53.000 It's dead.
00:34:54.000 You're eating it.
00:34:55.000 You should have been closer to the system.
00:34:58.000 And the hunters, fishermen, and trappers of this country still carry on the definitive physics of spirituality that the Native and Aboriginal peoples called the Great Spirit, hence the Spirit of the Wild, the prayer for the wild things.
00:35:16.000 But we're in a weird place, Ted, with cities, right?
00:35:19.000 But I was born and raised in Detroit!
00:35:21.000 You were, yeah, but I mean, you got lucky in that your father was interested in bow hunting and that it gave him an escape, which, by the way, it gives a lot of veterans today.
00:35:29.000 A lot of veterans and good friends of mine are finding great relief in bow hunting as a discipline after combat life.
00:35:37.000 Yep.
00:35:37.000 You're talking to a guy that's shared many campfires with those guys.
00:35:40.000 They were there last night.
00:35:42.000 It's a great transition for them.
00:35:43.000 It's consuming.
00:35:44.000 Fred Bear coined the phrase, and I use it all the time, it cleanses the soul.
00:35:52.000 When you leave the pavement, when I leave the pavement, and I make that transition from modern concrete jungle hand-to-hand combat City guy, because that's where my rock and roll career is the ultimate.
00:36:08.000 And you take that deep breath, you literally go back to the year one.
00:36:12.000 I know there's a highway nearby, and I know I can hear trucks off in the distance and the train whistle, which is kind of titillated unto itself.
00:36:20.000 But when I get in my swamp in Michigan or my woods in Texas, to quote Jimi Hendrix, ain't no life nowhere.
00:36:28.000 I am...
00:36:30.000 The aborigine.
00:36:32.000 It's me, my resources, and the beast.
00:36:37.000 And it's a religious experience.
00:36:41.000 It's the spirit.
00:36:43.000 Natives call it the great spirit.
00:36:45.000 They've considered the buffalo their brother.
00:36:47.000 And it is so consuming that I don't care what kind of stress.
00:36:51.000 You could be going through the ugliest divorce in the world, and I have.
00:36:54.000 You could be fighting against people who don't think that America should be first, and you don't need secure borders, and you don't need to earn your own way.
00:37:03.000 You're able-bodied, but you want somebody else's income.
00:37:06.000 You're just crazy shit.
00:37:07.000 And all of a sudden, I get out there, and I'm telling you, Joe, it's perfect.
00:37:15.000 I'm literally intoxicated.
00:37:18.000 I'm drunk.
00:37:20.000 I'm stoned trying to pick up all the signals.
00:37:24.000 And I do.
00:37:25.000 I do a pretty good job.
00:37:26.000 I've learned over the years because I need that so much to play my music like I play it that it cleanses my soul.
00:37:34.000 And I've been contacted since the 60s with vets who have gone through just absolute Torture in their military careers.
00:37:44.000 And when I get them at a campfire, and we go out and sit before the sun comes up, I can't tell you how many times they've cried, because it's good again.
00:37:56.000 It was a great morning.
00:37:58.000 I didn't have any stress.
00:38:00.000 Forgot all about that bullshit when I thought I heard the deer.
00:38:03.000 And when I saw the deer, it was Perfect.
00:38:07.000 So you've expressed that, and I thank you for that, because you're new to this sport.
00:38:11.000 Yeah.
00:38:12.000 And for you to be an advocate and to articulate, you learned because you were already a mature man when you entered it.
00:38:19.000 I was a dirtball, mushy-brained kid.
00:38:21.000 But thank God I learned about that spirit.
00:38:23.000 I learned about the discipline.
00:38:25.000 I learned about stewardship callings and responsibility, of course, pounded by my dad.
00:38:31.000 God bless him.
00:38:33.000 And my brothers, my sister, we all are happy, healthy, successful, hard-working, funny, cocky, loving, giving people because of that discipline that revolved around My family hunting seasons.
00:38:48.000 Well, discipline is a big word.
00:38:50.000 That was one of the really important aspects of it, because I recognize the importance of discipline and always have, pretty much my whole life.
00:38:57.000 As a martial artist, especially.
00:38:59.000 Yeah, so I came into...
00:39:01.000 You were ahead of the curve, yeah.
00:39:03.000 Well, when I recognized it, I was like, oh, I know, this is a different thing.
00:39:07.000 This is not what everybody thinks it is.
00:39:09.000 This is a spiritual experience.
00:39:12.000 Yeah, and because you were around the masters, Cameron Haynes.
00:39:15.000 Yeah.
00:39:15.000 You had John Dudley on here.
00:39:17.000 Steve Rinella is the one who got me into it.
00:39:18.000 Steve, he's a Michigan boy.
00:39:19.000 Yeah.
00:39:20.000 Yeah, they were good mentors for you.
00:39:23.000 I got lucky.
00:39:24.000 You got past the mistaken, yet irresponsibly And dishonestly promoted aspect of the drunken hillbilly science shooter hunter.
00:39:36.000 Well, that stereotype is so ridiculous.
00:39:39.000 I mean, my friends, guys like Cameron Haynes, he's a goddamn ultramarathon runner.
00:39:44.000 I mean, that guy runs 240 miles in a week and then, you know, is on the mountains all fall long.
00:39:52.000 Bad mofo.
00:39:52.000 I'm glad he doesn't play guitar.
00:39:53.000 Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker across the board.
00:39:56.000 Yeah, he is.
00:39:56.000 But he's an incredibly disciplined guy.
00:39:58.000 Sure.
00:39:58.000 And this is, his life is, and he'll tell everybody, all that stuff that he does, all the working out, that's so he can be at his best in the mountains as a bowhunter.
00:40:07.000 Sure.
00:40:08.000 That he considers his true spiritual calling.
00:40:10.000 And I gotta tell you, you're sitting across from a guy, and I'm not bragging, I'm just kind of sharing.
00:40:14.000 You can brag.
00:40:15.000 You tell me legit.
00:40:16.000 You're allowed to brag a little bit.
00:40:17.000 Yeah, but it's a celebration that I have been humbled and blessed beyond description for To share campfires with more hunters than anybody you've ever met.
00:40:27.000 Because I've been donating hunts for years.
00:40:29.000 I started my Sunrise Safaris.
00:40:31.000 I guide hundreds of hunters every year.
00:40:34.000 I don't take them all out to their stand, but we all get together at my Michigan place, have 24 in a weekend, 20 in a weekend.
00:40:41.000 And it's a campfire get down with Uncle Ted playing guitar.
00:40:44.000 But we shoot our bows.
00:40:46.000 We shoot our guns.
00:40:47.000 We set things up.
00:40:48.000 A lot of them are newcomers.
00:40:50.000 I guide on my Spirit Wild Ranch in Texas.
00:40:53.000 I guide in New Brunswick in Ontario for bears.
00:40:56.000 Did you get Kid Rock into bow hunting?
00:40:57.000 Yes, I did.
00:40:58.000 I did.
00:40:59.000 That's a great story, too.
00:41:00.000 Has he hunted yet?
00:41:00.000 Well, remember that discipline word we were talking about?
00:41:03.000 Yeah, we don't have that yet.
00:41:04.000 He's working on that.
00:41:06.000 But his girlfriend is a killer.
00:41:09.000 Really?
00:41:10.000 She is a killer, gorgeous gal.
00:41:12.000 But Audrey is a dangerous bull-hunting woman.
00:41:16.000 I mean, she's always killing stuff.
00:41:18.000 It's awesome.
00:41:19.000 She's addicted.
00:41:19.000 I get peace from her all the time and never from Bob.
00:41:23.000 That's hilarious.
00:41:23.000 She's awesome.
00:41:24.000 I'll start sharing that stuff with you.
00:41:26.000 I'll turn you on to a higher level of appreciation of fine-ass women with a sharp stick.
00:41:30.000 This gal, between my wife, Shemaine, and Audrey, I'm telling you, yeah!
00:41:35.000 But anyhow...
00:41:36.000 The guys that you've hunted with, you're talking about great human beings.
00:41:42.000 Yeah.
00:41:43.000 Men of integrity and discipline and productivity and a drive to be in the asset column.
00:41:49.000 They're misunderstood because of movies.
00:41:52.000 Very rarely.
00:41:53.000 I was about to say, I share campfires.
00:41:57.000 With lots of newcomers because they see this rock and roll guy that they love the music and we share the appreciation for my American rhythm and blues rock and roll jihad.
00:42:06.000 And so they want to try hunting and they come to buy a hunt with me.
00:42:10.000 Or they make a donation for a military or children's charity and they've never hunted and I tell them what to buy and they show up and it's Natty Bumpo, man.
00:42:17.000 You know who Natty Bumpo was?
00:42:19.000 No.
00:42:19.000 I need to get into that.
00:42:20.000 Anyhow.
00:42:20.000 Should I write that down too?
00:42:22.000 How do you spell it?
00:42:23.000 No, I'm going to send it to you.
00:42:26.000 James Fenimore Cooper.
00:42:27.000 He was a character in his Last of the Mohicans.
00:42:30.000 Oh, okay.
00:42:30.000 He's a new hunter.
00:42:31.000 Natty Bumbo.
00:42:32.000 He's like a novice, a rookie.
00:42:34.000 Anyhow, I get a lot of these people.
00:42:36.000 And you know, I've never met anybody at any of my campfires that wasn't honest.
00:42:45.000 That wasn't friendly, wasn't successful to some degree, whether it's a teacher on a teacher's salary, successful.
00:42:54.000 They're a teacher.
00:42:54.000 That's successful.
00:42:56.000 Who care deeply about the wildlife and the wild grounds.
00:43:02.000 So when you hear about, well, that drunken bomb's just shooting everything.
00:43:05.000 Well, nobody's spent more time with more hunters than I have.
00:43:08.000 I've never seen that.
00:43:09.000 Never even seen it.
00:43:10.000 I know it exists.
00:43:12.000 I know it exists.
00:43:13.000 It's sad that they exist.
00:43:14.000 Sort of priests that buttfuck kids.
00:43:15.000 Right.
00:43:16.000 You know, but that's not the priesthood.
00:43:17.000 Right.
00:43:18.000 I hope.
00:43:19.000 So there's always going to be aberrant, dipshit, demonic behavior by our fellow man somewhere, somehow.
00:43:25.000 But it is so rare in the hunting world...
00:43:28.000 That I, again, that's all I do, seven months a year is hunt.
00:43:34.000 Well, I haven't hunted as much as you, but I've been around a lot of great people.
00:43:37.000 Great people.
00:43:38.000 Yeah.
00:43:38.000 And it goes right back to Fred Bear, which is the start off of our dialogue here.
00:43:43.000 Great man.
00:43:44.000 We hunted until 1987 together in October, and he was on oxygen, then he passed away.
00:43:49.000 Have you ever heard the song?
00:43:50.000 Yeah, I have heard your Fred Bear song.
00:43:52.000 And then that song happened.
00:43:54.000 With a life of its own because of my love and admiration for the man and what he represented.
00:44:00.000 Someone like that that just carries that torch further than everyone.
00:44:04.000 Those people are so important.
00:44:06.000 At a time where there was no indication that you might have to.
00:44:09.000 The animal rights thing hadn't really started meaningfully yet.
00:44:14.000 Political correctness wasn't even coined.
00:44:16.000 There was no fake news.
00:44:18.000 Mm-hmm.
00:44:39.000 And Fred was such a gentleman, and he was so clever, and he so efficiently promoted the challenge and the intimacy of man and wild connection that he will live in infamy.
00:44:54.000 Everybody in the hunting world knows that he was a force to reckon with, and he's always there.
00:45:00.000 And as the song says, in the wind, he's still alive.
00:45:03.000 And it's powerful medicine.
00:45:05.000 Well, a lot of people know of him because of you.
00:45:07.000 Yeah.
00:45:07.000 A lot of people do.
00:45:08.000 More people have learned about Fred from me than from the archery industry, yeah.
00:45:11.000 Do you, this conversation, you've been having this conversation about hunting forever.
00:45:15.000 I mean, I've heard a lot of these things that you're saying today before from you.
00:45:19.000 Does this, do you ever get tired of being this evangelist?
00:45:22.000 No, not at all.
00:45:23.000 I love it so much.
00:45:25.000 And the other side is so dishonest that I know I make inroads.
00:45:31.000 You go to my Facebook, I have millions.
00:45:32.000 Do you think they're dishonest or you think they're ignorant?
00:45:34.000 No.
00:45:34.000 They know that there's going to be new fawns next year, but there's not going to be any new ground.
00:45:39.000 They know this.
00:45:40.000 They know that venison is good food.
00:45:42.000 Right, but they don't think of it that way.
00:45:44.000 Well, they don't think of it as suffering.
00:45:45.000 That's why I continue to do this, because I caused them to think.
00:45:49.000 I can tell you thousands of examples since the 60s where people thought I was a coward for murdering innocent animals that can't shoot back.
00:46:00.000 I mean, what does that sentence even mean?
00:46:02.000 What do you mean they can't shoot back?
00:46:04.000 They don't have trigger fingers, you jerk!
00:46:07.000 So I have taken this on, and you notice that I smiled throughout that whole thing.
00:46:11.000 I don't get angry.
00:46:12.000 So I know that by continuing to promote in the absence of any education in our education system, in fact, it's the opposite.
00:46:19.000 Animal rights gets more time in our education system, our anti-education system.
00:46:24.000 The media, lying sons of bitches.
00:46:26.000 Hollywood, goofy.
00:46:28.000 Half of the government, out to lunch.
00:46:31.000 So guys like you and me that know the truth, we should never give up because there is a scourge of political correctness and dishonesty.
00:46:39.000 And that's what political correctness is.
00:46:40.000 It's denial and dishonesty.
00:46:42.000 And I know we're making inroads.
00:46:44.000 You should see the bombardment I got.
00:46:46.000 Joe's a big hunter now.
00:46:48.000 He's really a fighter.
00:46:49.000 He speaks cleverly.
00:46:50.000 He speaks accurately and passionately about it.
00:46:53.000 Hallelujah!
00:46:54.000 There's a bunch of us out there.
00:46:55.000 With the advent of the Outdoor Channel and Sportsman's Channel, the Pursuit Network, more and more people are getting...
00:47:01.000 You know wind of what we're doing.
00:47:03.000 I think a lot of it from the internet too.
00:47:04.000 And the monster communication power.
00:47:07.000 I think people understand that there's more to it than they thought and if they're willing to just look a little bit further.
00:47:13.000 Look a little bit further they realize like well especially western hunting these guys are running hills and they're backpacking with heavy weights on their back discipline for hours and hours every day just to build up their endurance so they can hike out with meat.
00:47:27.000 These Western hunters, man, that are going out and bowhunting elk and then packing them out by themselves over the course of five days.
00:47:34.000 Incredible job.
00:47:35.000 I went to Alaska the first time when I was 20-something.
00:47:38.000 I guess I must have been 28. My first Alaska trip, 77. I was out there for two weeks in a soggy, wet, nasty, cold tent.
00:47:46.000 A little pup tent with George Fairbear.
00:47:49.000 And I got a giant caribou, a great black bear, and a big old moose.
00:47:53.000 And boy, humping them quarters in that...
00:47:56.000 That tundra.
00:47:58.000 I thought I was a Superman athletic amplifier jumping rock and roll sinew muscle boy.
00:48:04.000 I got my ass kicked!
00:48:05.000 Carrying a moose shoulder.
00:48:07.000 Oh, man.
00:48:08.000 150 pounds.
00:48:09.000 Just one big moose shoulder.
00:48:11.000 When you see one in real life, it's hard to believe that that's a real animal.
00:48:14.000 And that goes back to what you said earlier, that when you dine on that, and you put that effort forth, and you spent all those days skunked and wet and cold and nasty, enjoying it for what it was, But there's also a pain in the ass.
00:48:28.000 You can't wait to get back to someplace with a wood burner.
00:48:31.000 But when you've packed it out yourself, when you take that sacred flesh off that grill, before you even finish the first knife slice, all those memories, and it just tastes better.
00:48:46.000 And it really does taste better.
00:48:47.000 But with that effort, it is a spiritual moment that this, like the natives say, you don't kill the animal, you accept the gift if you put your heart and soul into your reasoning predatorship.
00:49:01.000 And that's always been my mantra.
00:49:03.000 And my kids are all raised on venison.
00:49:06.000 We just don't buy meat.
00:49:08.000 It's all we eat is the stuff we kill.
00:49:10.000 Pheasants and quail and doves and woodcock and grouse and rabbits and squirrels and ducks and geese and gullenules and snipe and beavers and deer and elk and antelope and bear and cougar.
00:49:23.000 It's the greatest food in the world.
00:49:25.000 I'm 70 years old and I'm forced to reckon with because of my disciplined diet of the ultimate rocket fuel available on planet Earth.
00:49:34.000 You really do look good.
00:49:35.000 For 70?
00:49:36.000 You look fucking fantastic.
00:49:37.000 If I had some sleep, I'd be downright handsome.
00:49:40.000 But you think about the average person that's been eating the average American diet for 70 years.
00:49:46.000 By the time they're your age, they're deteriorating rapidly.
00:49:49.000 The poison, the fructose, the The chemicals, the preservatives.
00:49:53.000 Oh my God.
00:49:53.000 Here's, if I may, on the Joe Rogan podcast.
00:49:55.000 Please do.
00:49:56.000 My friends, get rid of the goddamn sugar.
00:50:01.000 Thank you.
00:50:02.000 If you can't pronounce it on the package, do not buy it.
00:50:07.000 Do not feed your children high fructose products.
00:50:12.000 Poisoning.
00:50:13.000 My God, people.
00:50:15.000 Get the poisons out of your blubberish lives.
00:50:22.000 Good food is so simple.
00:50:25.000 Catch a fish or buy a fish.
00:50:29.000 Buy some fresh or grow some fresh vegetables.
00:50:32.000 Put real butter and use the real fat.
00:50:35.000 Don't take the skin off the chicken.
00:50:37.000 That's where all the good fat is.
00:50:39.000 That's where all the flavor is.
00:50:40.000 And eat real food.
00:50:42.000 Well, we can't afford that.
00:50:43.000 No, you can't afford not to!
00:50:46.000 Everything that says diet on it or no sugar is poison.
00:50:50.000 That's not my opinion.
00:50:51.000 It's a chemical reality.
00:50:53.000 And when you attempt to digest fructose and preservatives, your body goes, I don't recognize this bullshit!
00:51:02.000 We can't process this!
00:51:04.000 And it turns into blubber.
00:51:08.000 And here's a little update.
00:51:09.000 Blubber is for sperm whales, not people.
00:51:13.000 If you have to lift up slabs to dry off after the shower, your diet sucks.
00:51:21.000 I saw you in an interview once a long time ago.
00:51:23.000 It was before I started watching your show.
00:51:25.000 I've done a bunch, haven't I? I know you have.
00:51:26.000 But when I saw you, I was like, how does this guy have so much fucking energy?
00:51:29.000 I remember thinking that.
00:51:31.000 I'm like, this guy's so fired up.
00:51:32.000 And then you started talking about your diet.
00:51:33.000 You started talking about, you said, all I eat is venison.
00:51:36.000 You start going off about backstraps.
00:51:38.000 And then I started thinking, like, think about the dark red meat of wild game.
00:51:43.000 And this is before you became a hunter, right?
00:51:45.000 Oh, yeah.
00:51:45.000 Quite a few years before.
00:51:47.000 I... I flirted with it for several years.
00:51:50.000 Can't be flirted with.
00:51:51.000 I didn't have anybody to take me.
00:51:53.000 Got a swan dive into it.
00:51:54.000 I got lucky.
00:51:55.000 Steve Rinella took me on his show.
00:51:58.000 I know Steve doesn't like me, but he's really, really good.
00:52:00.000 Why say he doesn't like you?
00:52:01.000 Huh?
00:52:01.000 Why say he doesn't like you?
00:52:02.000 I've heard comments with his attacking me for the whack-em and stack-em because it would be much better if I just butchered them and slaughtered them because semantics is so important.
00:52:11.000 Oh, the way you phrase things?
00:52:14.000 Whack them and stack them?
00:52:15.000 Yeah, it's fun.
00:52:16.000 I'm whacking, I'm stacking.
00:52:17.000 I got 12 bluegills.
00:52:18.000 That's a stack.
00:52:19.000 Shut the fuck up.
00:52:22.000 Well, do people think that your outrageous behavior is somehow detrimental to the movement of acceptance?
00:52:28.000 Stupid people do.
00:52:29.000 But the people who come and join the sport because of my exuberance don't.
00:52:34.000 I would say that, God bless Steve Rinella, and God bless Cameron and all those guys, I revere them.
00:52:38.000 They're masters of their craft.
00:52:40.000 I have caused more young people to become hunters than all other forces in the world.
00:52:46.000 Case closed.
00:52:47.000 Because I'm having so much fucking fun.
00:52:50.000 They go, hey!
00:52:52.000 This guy's out of control!
00:52:54.000 Bows and arrows?
00:52:55.000 Let's get a bow and arrow and go kill something!
00:52:57.000 They absolutely come to it because of the fun.
00:53:00.000 Then they hear about the discipline, and they hear about the quality diet, and they hear about the spiritual trophy, whether antlers or not, that has guided my passionate life and manifests itself in these killer songs and killer guitar licks and outrageous fire-breathing concerts.
00:53:18.000 And they go, fuck, I can do that.
00:53:20.000 And so they get a bow and arrow, they get a shock, and they start hunting.
00:53:23.000 Go to my Facebook, I don't know if it's millions, but thousands and thousands of young people that would be inclined to be anti-hunting are now gung-ho hunters because Uncle Ted is having so much fun because I whacked them and stacked them.
00:53:39.000 Well, congratulations with that.
00:53:41.000 Yeah, the thing is that they don't get...
00:53:44.000 When they hear your enthusiasm, then they go, okay, well, I haven't had this perspective before.
00:53:49.000 The perspective on hunting that I've gotten before is that these are cruel assholes that go out there and shoot animals and they don't care.
00:53:55.000 Or worse, or worse, Joe, my critics, and I won't mention any names, but you know...
00:54:00.000 When they're on their hunting TV shows and they're so ultra-cautious not to ruffle any feathers, they kind of come off like Mr. Rogers with a Lawrence Welk soundtrack, and young people think you're a fucking asshole if that's all you've got.
00:54:16.000 And if hunting is that boring, I think I'll just smoke some dope and go, you know, cruising tonight.
00:54:22.000 Which I know you like to smoke your dope and go nuts.
00:54:27.000 Cops call it dope.
00:54:27.000 What do you call it?
00:54:28.000 Marijuana.
00:54:28.000 Well, I'm a cop.
00:54:29.000 Yeah, there you go.
00:54:32.000 Well, but I got buddies and I'm not going to condemn you for that.
00:54:36.000 I just don't think that Comfortably Numb is the way to go.
00:54:39.000 In fact, I have a song.
00:54:40.000 Well, you want to know a better song?
00:54:43.000 It's on my new record.
00:54:44.000 It's called Uncomfortably Dumb.
00:54:46.000 And my point is, are you a father?
00:54:49.000 Yes.
00:54:49.000 You want your babysitter high?
00:54:51.000 No.
00:54:52.000 How about your doctor?
00:54:53.000 No, but I don't want my babysitter sleeping either.
00:54:56.000 You don't want her what?
00:54:57.000 Sleeping.
00:54:58.000 I want them paying attention.
00:54:59.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:55:00.000 So that doesn't mean that you shouldn't get high ever.
00:55:03.000 It just means you shouldn't get high when you're watching kids.
00:55:06.000 Damn right.
00:55:07.000 Yeah.
00:55:07.000 Or when you're flying my plane.
00:55:09.000 I agree with that, too.
00:55:10.000 You should be compromised when you're doing anything delicate.
00:55:13.000 You know, the only guy I want high?
00:55:15.000 Who?
00:55:15.000 My comedians.
00:55:16.000 Ah.
00:55:18.000 It helps.
00:55:19.000 It's like steroids for comedy.
00:55:20.000 I was there with Richard Pryor and Robin Williams and Sam Kinison.
00:55:26.000 God knows.
00:55:27.000 Go ahead and snort anything you got, motherfucker, because I need to laugh till I shit.
00:55:31.000 It's hard to come up with that shit sober.
00:55:35.000 I do every night.
00:55:36.000 I'm a funny son of a bitch.
00:55:37.000 You gotta come see my show.
00:55:38.000 I want to.
00:55:39.000 I have so much fun on stage, it's stupid.
00:55:41.000 I think the perceptions about pot are very similar to the perceptions about...
00:55:44.000 There's a lot of people that abuse pot.
00:55:45.000 They abuse alcohol, they abuse...
00:55:47.000 People abuse everything.
00:55:48.000 Sure.
00:55:48.000 Doesn't mean you can't use it responsibly.
00:55:50.000 I agree.
00:55:51.000 Unfortunately, in my 60 years of pursuing the Chuck Berry soundtrack of ultra James Brown tight music...
00:56:00.000 I have never seen anything but heartbreak from the drug use.
00:56:07.000 And I'm on a new council, by the way, working with President Trump to legalize medical marijuana nationwide.
00:56:16.000 So I want you to know that, and I'm all for that.
00:56:18.000 That's awesome.
00:56:19.000 I deal with a lot of terminally ill kids, and there's nothing that's off-limits to take away that suffering.
00:56:24.000 So I need to fight for that.
00:56:26.000 Well, it's great for people with epilepsy as well.
00:56:27.000 Absolutely.
00:56:28.000 For a lot of kids that have severe autism.
00:56:30.000 In fact, I got my bag out in the truck.
00:56:33.000 Some guy's making water with cannabis oil, with the CDB, is that part of it?
00:56:39.000 CBD? Yeah.
00:56:40.000 And he said it'll help me relax after my sonic bombast torture test on stage every night.
00:56:46.000 I'm sure it will.
00:56:46.000 Think I had to drink some of that shit?
00:56:47.000 Well, I know you've had some problems with your knees and stuff, too.
00:56:50.000 I have both new knees, and that was torture.
00:56:51.000 Did you get them replaced?
00:56:52.000 Both of them, yeah.
00:56:53.000 From jumping off all those amps.
00:56:54.000 I never heard the word meniscus until my doctor said I had none.
00:56:58.000 I have a tear in mine.
00:57:00.000 I just got stem cell shots in it yesterday.
00:57:02.000 Oh, pain in the ass.
00:57:03.000 I have a slight tear.
00:57:03.000 I have two brand new knees, and I ain't dancing like the 25-year-old Ted Nugent.
00:57:09.000 You're walking fine.
00:57:10.000 I'm doing fine.
00:57:11.000 I can still climb.
00:57:12.000 So you used to have a bad limp, right, from that?
00:57:14.000 Shuffle, yeah.
00:57:15.000 Yeah, and now...
00:57:16.000 They were both gone.
00:57:17.000 Steve Tyler was here from Aerosmith.
00:57:19.000 Yeah, his is gone.
00:57:20.000 He's got a new one.
00:57:21.000 He's got one new one, and he's thinking about getting another one.
00:57:23.000 I had them both at the same time.
00:57:25.000 Yeah?
00:57:25.000 I'm a fool.
00:57:26.000 How long were you down for?
00:57:28.000 I was walking the next morning.
00:57:31.000 So what do they do exactly?
00:57:33.000 Well, they go and they cut your knee open and they get a hammer and a chisel and they pound out the old shit and put in some metal stuff.
00:57:40.000 It's actually available online.
00:57:41.000 You don't want to watch it if you're going to have it done.
00:57:44.000 It's brutal.
00:57:45.000 But I had a good surgeon and it came out good.
00:57:49.000 And the pain going on stage for so many years, certainly since the year 2000 with the damn Yankees even, What year did you get it done?
00:58:00.000 2000...
00:58:01.000 What is this?
00:58:03.000 18 now?
00:58:04.000 12 maybe?
00:58:05.000 So 12 years of pain.
00:58:06.000 Yeah.
00:58:06.000 It was more than that.
00:58:09.000 Because I jumped off those fucking amplifiers.
00:58:12.000 What the fuck?
00:58:13.000 You just blew your knees out?
00:58:15.000 Oh my, what kind of dirtbag was I? Somebody should have said, you have meniscus!
00:58:22.000 You must save your meniscus!
00:58:24.000 You know Maynard Keenan, the lead singer of Tool?
00:58:27.000 Right.
00:58:27.000 He blew his hip out from just stomping on the ground while he was singing.
00:58:30.000 Because the music...
00:58:31.000 I have a new record called The Music Made Me Do It.
00:58:33.000 The music made him do it.
00:58:35.000 The music made Steve Tyler do it.
00:58:36.000 When you get up there, it is a world unto itself.
00:58:39.000 It is out of body.
00:58:40.000 It is a stream of consciousness.
00:58:43.000 You've got to be careful.
00:58:44.000 Because you think you're...
00:58:49.000 Invincible.
00:58:49.000 Invincible on that stage.
00:58:50.000 By the way, the movie Invincible that used Stranglehold, best use of my song ever.
00:58:55.000 Best use of your song ever was Randy Couture coming out to Stranglehold in the UFC. Yeah, you're probably right.
00:58:59.000 Yes, I remember that, yes.
00:59:01.000 And the Blackhawks in Chicago, every gigs for the 25, 30 years, they play Stranglehold.
00:59:06.000 He came out to Stranglehold when he beat Tim Sylvia for the UFC heavyweight title.
00:59:09.000 He's a severe underdog, and he came out, and the place went nuts.
00:59:13.000 When Stranglehold played...
00:59:15.000 Stranglehold says it all.
00:59:16.000 Here I come again now, baby, like a dog in heat.
00:59:19.000 It's just a great riff.
00:59:20.000 You tell us me by the clamor, baby, that I'd like to tear up the street.
00:59:23.000 I've been smoking for so long, I'm here to stay.
00:59:25.000 Got you in a Stranglehold, bitch.
00:59:27.000 Get the fuck out of my way.
00:59:28.000 Fucking awesome.
00:59:29.000 It's a love song.
00:59:31.000 It's a love song.
00:59:32.000 The connection between...
00:59:34.000 Rock and roll, guitarist, and bow hunting for most people is like a big stretch.
00:59:40.000 Stretch.
00:59:40.000 It's like, how are those?
00:59:41.000 Different galaxies.
00:59:42.000 Yeah, different universes.
00:59:43.000 Except for the most important elements, and that is discipline.
00:59:47.000 Discipline, yeah.
00:59:48.000 The focus to create, and I've been so blessed beyond words to have the greatest musicians at my side for Ever.
00:59:56.000 For literally 60 years.
00:59:58.000 Right now I got Greg Smith on the bass guitar.
01:00:00.000 Just a god of thunder.
01:00:02.000 Greg Smith, the best.
01:00:04.000 Like a funk brother in heat.
01:00:06.000 And Jason Hartless, 23-year-old drummer from Detroit, is just an absolute...
01:00:11.000 Animal.
01:00:12.000 And every band from my Royal Highboys in the 50s to the Lourdes in the 60s and the Amboy Dukes and even the damn Yankees with Tommy and Jack and Michael, are you kidding me?
01:00:22.000 I've had literally the A-list of musicians at my side from Tommy Aldridge and Tommy Clefettos and Mick Brown on drums and Cliff Davies, are you kidding me?
01:00:31.000 Denny Carmasi, I mean the best drummers, the best bass players.
01:00:35.000 I've just been the luckiest guitar player in the But it's a weird connection, right?
01:00:39.000 Like, most people don't think of rock and roll and bowhunting.
01:00:43.000 They're so far removed.
01:00:43.000 Well, when you think of Ted Nugent, you do.
01:00:45.000 But you're the only one.
01:00:46.000 But there I was, geographically, in Michigan, a firestorm of musical influence.
01:00:52.000 All the best musicians in the world, they'll tell you, come out of Detroit from Motown, Bob Seger, now Kid Rock, Eminem, and just killer, killer bands.
01:01:01.000 MC5, I got a great Wayne Kramer story.
01:01:03.000 He has a wonderful book coming out called The Hard Stuff.
01:01:06.000 You ever talk to Wayne?
01:01:08.000 You need to have Wayne Kramer on your show.
01:01:10.000 Actually, Kiss isn't from New York.
01:01:11.000 They're from New York.
01:01:12.000 From the MC5. But Detroit Rock City, I'm thinking of.
01:01:14.000 Yeah, I'm going to turn you on to Wayne Kramer.
01:01:16.000 He's got a good book about his tragic mistakes and near-death heroin prison dirtbag maneuvers.
01:01:23.000 But he's a great man, a musical authority.
01:01:27.000 And...
01:01:28.000 In the music of Detroit, and of course, 50s, Little Richard, how do you not get moved by Little Richard and Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry?
01:01:37.000 How are you not touched by that?
01:01:40.000 And then you see him on TV in the Ed Sullivan Show, and I don't care who you are, Stephen Tyler or Billy Joel or whoever, Elvis Presley and now the Stones and the Beatles.
01:01:49.000 Are you kidding me on...
01:01:51.000 And it's Ed Sullivan, and I had a guitar.
01:01:53.000 Plus, I'm in Michigan, and every kid was born, you got a Red Ryder Daisy BB gun, you had a Wham-O slingshot, and you had a little bow and arrow of sun kind.
01:02:01.000 I live right next to the Rouge River, so I was always down there, you know, chasing critters and building forts and crossing the river.
01:02:08.000 And the music and the bow hunting, music and the bow hunting, I met Fred Bear, I got these great musicians, the music and the bow hunting, music and the bow...
01:02:16.000 Unbelievable.
01:02:18.000 Unbelievable.
01:02:18.000 What a life!
01:02:20.000 What a dream!
01:02:21.000 What a firestorm of cravings and fulfillment of those cravings every day.
01:02:27.000 And here it is.
01:02:28.000 Last night was my 6,680th concert, and that goes all the way back to Sakop.
01:02:33.000 You've got them all...
01:02:34.000 Count it all the way back to the 1950s.
01:02:36.000 6,600.
01:02:37.000 Do you write them down?
01:02:38.000 No, I did for years.
01:02:39.000 I took out all the books and started adding them up.
01:02:41.000 But from my musical review with the Royal School of Music in 1958, and then with Joe Podorsik from the Capitol School of Music at the Detroit Fairgrounds, And then we started playing sock hops and pool parties and malt shops and everywhere,
01:02:57.000 you know, basement parties.
01:02:58.000 I counted those.
01:02:59.000 Those are gigs.
01:03:00.000 And then when the Amboy Dukes started in 65, we'd do 300 concerts, plus 300 a year for many, many years.
01:03:08.000 And even with the damn Yankees in the early 90s, we did over 200 concerts a year.
01:03:13.000 So I added them all up, and last year was 6,679 in Okinawa for the U.S. Marine Corps.
01:03:20.000 Boom!
01:03:21.000 Pretty intense.
01:03:22.000 And then last night at the Coach House in San Juan Capistrano, 6,680.
01:03:27.000 Tonight is 6,681.
01:03:29.000 Jesus.
01:03:30.000 Yeah, cool, huh?
01:03:30.000 That's why I look tired.
01:03:32.000 That's a lot of shows.
01:03:33.000 That's a lot of tree stand remedy.
01:03:35.000 How do you have the time?
01:03:36.000 Because I always figure out, I try to figure out how I have the time to do what I do, but I think you do more than I do.
01:03:41.000 I think we can both agree the greatest philosopher of all times was Dirty Harry, when he said a good man knows his limitations.
01:03:50.000 Back with the Amboy Dukes, we'd do over 300 concerts a year, and I was still craving my hunting, so I'd carve out a weekend in October and a weekend in November with my dad, and we'd get out there and hunt, but that wasn't enough.
01:04:01.000 What about practice time?
01:04:03.000 With the archery?
01:04:04.000 Yeah.
01:04:04.000 Bow and arrow on the road.
01:04:05.000 Do you take like a block target?
01:04:07.000 Absolutely.
01:04:08.000 You bet.
01:04:08.000 Shoot in a parking lot somewhere?
01:04:09.000 Morrell targets for me.
01:04:10.000 Oh, morrell.
01:04:12.000 Someone's got a sponsor.
01:04:13.000 Sponsor you're damn right.
01:04:14.000 But no, I've shot my bow and arrow on stage for thousands of concerts.
01:04:18.000 Right.
01:04:18.000 And then I always have it with me.
01:04:20.000 And I always have friends that have bows and arrows.
01:04:21.000 In fact, I wish I had brought it today because I could show you some of the zen of mystical flight of the arrow maneuvers.
01:04:28.000 I shoot a really lightweight bow, only 50 pounds.
01:04:30.000 Yeah, you shoot that new Matthews?
01:04:33.000 I shoot the new Tri-X Matthews, yeah.
01:04:35.000 They're all great.
01:04:36.000 There's not a bad bow out there.
01:04:37.000 Not anymore.
01:04:38.000 Awesome.
01:04:38.000 The competition is awesome.
01:04:40.000 So anybody listening, the most important thing, you can tell Joe and I love the Mystical Flight of the Arrow, go get you a bow and arrow.
01:04:47.000 Get to a bow shop.
01:04:49.000 Find a bow that fits you.
01:04:52.000 And make sure it's graceful enough.
01:04:54.000 Don't struggle when you're starting to.
01:04:55.000 It's got to come back mushy.
01:04:57.000 Archery is grace, not power.
01:04:59.000 And get that bow so it settles back here for hand-eye coordination, and you don't have to struggle.
01:05:05.000 People should start with a 25, 30-pound bow to get that archery thing going, preferably an old recurve or longbow if you can, and find out where you're pointing.
01:05:14.000 Where's that arrow going?
01:05:15.000 And you will be consumed with it.
01:05:17.000 Yeah, and find someone who can really teach you if you can.
01:05:21.000 Yeah, you have to have a mentor.
01:05:22.000 Yeah, because if you do it wrong and you start off with bad habits...
01:05:24.000 You get on the bad track, bad habits will plague you.
01:05:26.000 Then you'll get target panic.
01:05:27.000 Well, that's a problem with martial arts, too.
01:05:29.000 It's really important to start off with a good instructor.
01:05:32.000 If you learn things poorly first and then try to re-fix it, you're still kind of wired incorrectly.
01:05:39.000 Yeah.
01:05:39.000 Yeah, it's very difficult.
01:05:40.000 And archery as well, right?
01:05:41.000 That's why America's in trouble, because people are learning at schools.
01:05:45.000 Well, that's a really good analogy.
01:05:47.000 They're learning the wrong stuff.
01:05:49.000 I mean, it really is what's going on.
01:05:50.000 You know, you get taught that life is boring, droning, pay attention to the rules, stuck in a box.
01:05:57.000 Show me a graduate from the American anti-education system that can balance a checkbook.
01:06:02.000 Do people do that anymore?
01:06:04.000 Well, they ought to.
01:06:05.000 No, unfortunately they don't.
01:06:07.000 Hence the debt.
01:06:10.000 Checkbooks went the way of maps.
01:06:12.000 But you know what I mean.
01:06:14.000 Be pragmatic.
01:06:15.000 Be responsible.
01:06:16.000 Be accountable.
01:06:17.000 Be utilitarian.
01:06:19.000 Self-sufficiency.
01:06:20.000 Be the best that you can be.
01:06:21.000 Call your body the sacred temple that it's supposed to be.
01:06:24.000 Treat it with reverence.
01:06:25.000 Eat good.
01:06:27.000 Be good.
01:06:28.000 Be the best that you can be.
01:06:29.000 Be competitive.
01:06:30.000 Life isn't fair.
01:06:31.000 Get used to it.
01:06:32.000 If you want to excel in life, you show up earlier than the competition.
01:06:35.000 You work harder than the competition.
01:06:36.000 You do a better job than the competition.
01:06:38.000 You stay later than the competition.
01:06:40.000 You'll end up owning the damn company.
01:06:42.000 Yeah, and learning how to think.
01:06:44.000 Learning how to think and learning how to look at things.
01:06:47.000 It's something that's never taught in school and it's one of the most important lessons in your life.
01:06:51.000 And you learn that lesson, I think, through doing difficult things.
01:06:54.000 Absolutely.
01:06:54.000 I had a conversation about you once and someone was like, well, what do you think he's like?
01:06:57.000 I go, look, this is what you have to understand.
01:07:00.000 Forget about all the public shit.
01:07:01.000 He's awesome at two things that are really hard to be good at.
01:07:05.000 Guitar and bowhunting.
01:07:06.000 Very difficult.
01:07:07.000 They're both very difficult.
01:07:10.000 Disciplined.
01:07:11.000 You have to be an exceptional person.
01:07:12.000 Especially since you sound like such shit for so long in the guitar, there's no satisfaction whatsoever.
01:07:18.000 For how many years?
01:07:20.000 Took years.
01:07:21.000 I was the worst.
01:07:22.000 All my buddies learned faster than I did.
01:07:24.000 In fact, I just met up with Donnie Henderson.
01:07:25.000 He's probably listening right now.
01:07:27.000 And he was in a band called The Gang when I had a band called The Lures.
01:07:30.000 We kicked their ass and won the Battle of the Bands in Michigan when I was about...
01:07:34.000 13 or 14, and he and I are still friends, and I guess he's going to be 70 soon, too.
01:07:41.000 And he played all the Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley stuff perfect.
01:07:45.000 And I'm stumbling and making stupid noises, but you know what happened?
01:07:49.000 Because I couldn't figure out the exact licks, I created my own style.
01:07:53.000 And I started playing.
01:07:54.000 People thought I was being clever, right?
01:07:57.000 I just was doing them wrong!
01:07:59.000 But it still had a good rhythm.
01:08:00.000 It had a kind of cool sound to it.
01:08:02.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:08:03.000 Like John Coltrane meets, you know, a punk kid playing Bo Diddley Lake.
01:08:08.000 And so I developed my own style, and I've had a lot of fun with it.
01:08:11.000 But with all your...
01:08:12.000 The question is, though, with all your media, all the stuff that you do, you're constantly doing interviews and phone-in interviews.
01:08:19.000 You're constantly doing things.
01:08:20.000 How do you have time to do all this?
01:08:22.000 Still write music?
01:08:23.000 I have a great team.
01:08:24.000 You were talking about Linda getting a hold of your team.
01:08:27.000 Linda Peterson's been with me for 30 years.
01:08:30.000 Doug Banker's been my manager for over 30 years.
01:08:34.000 All my crew, Chris Helms and Jim Knapp and my sons and my daughters, My wife, Shemaine, is the goddess.
01:08:41.000 Have you ever seen Shemaine?
01:08:43.000 Sure.
01:08:43.000 God help me.
01:08:44.000 I've seen your show.
01:08:45.000 Oh, she's so good.
01:08:47.000 She's the queen of the forest.
01:08:48.000 She is the queen of the forest, full time.
01:08:49.000 Not a damn thing you can do about it.
01:08:51.000 And I have such a great team.
01:08:54.000 My crew on the road right now, I leave...
01:08:57.000 Nothing to chance.
01:08:58.000 I don't have to worry or think about a thing.
01:09:00.000 All I have to do is play my guitar and rock my balls off.
01:09:06.000 So I've always had a great team, professional, work ethic monsters that are conscientious, dedicated, professional, knowledgeable.
01:09:16.000 So there's no loose ends.
01:09:18.000 And that's how I'm able to do all that.
01:09:20.000 You're this, but you're also this really loud voice in the culture of war.
01:09:25.000 Have to be, yeah.
01:09:26.000 You have to be.
01:09:27.000 I refuse to let lies go unchallenged.
01:09:31.000 I refuse to let anti-logic go unchallenged.
01:09:34.000 Anti-logic like what?
01:09:35.000 Like, you don't need secure borders?
01:09:37.000 Really?
01:09:38.000 So the Democrats don't think we need to secure our borders?
01:09:40.000 And the Democrats don't admit there's a difference between legal immigration and illegal immigration?
01:09:46.000 Let me give you a little metaphor.
01:09:48.000 If you go to the bank and withdraw from your account, you're a legal banker.
01:09:51.000 If you go to the bank and withdraw from someone else's account, You're a bank robber.
01:09:55.000 There is a division there.
01:09:57.000 We're for legal banking.
01:09:58.000 We're not for illegal banking.
01:10:00.000 And this kind of anti-logic has weaseled its way into policy.
01:10:04.000 And it's just tragic with a multi-trillion dollar debt and unsecured borders.
01:10:10.000 And we're worried about separating families.
01:10:13.000 We fail to say, if you're going to come here, come legally or we will send you back.
01:10:19.000 We sent out a message.
01:10:21.000 Have at it.
01:10:21.000 Just go ahead and swim across the damn river.
01:10:24.000 Do you personally have a problem when they separate families?
01:10:27.000 Sure, I do.
01:10:28.000 I'm a father and a grandfather.
01:10:30.000 Beyond fucked up.
01:10:31.000 But the real fuck up starts with the insane irresponsibility of daring to subject your children to that.
01:10:40.000 I don't think they have any choice.
01:10:41.000 I think they do.
01:10:42.000 There's a lot of people that are over there.
01:10:43.000 They're living in Mexico or Guatemala.
01:10:45.000 Because Mexico and Guatemala is one big gang-infested government, military, law enforcement shit.
01:10:51.000 It's a shithole.
01:10:52.000 Yeah.
01:10:52.000 Yeah, and if you call it a shithole, I'm racist.
01:10:54.000 Well, if it wasn't a shithole, they would stay.
01:10:57.000 It is a shithole.
01:10:58.000 You ever been there?
01:10:58.000 Well, some of Mexico's awesome.
01:11:01.000 Yeah, some of Mexico hasn't been raped and pillaged yet, but give them time.
01:11:03.000 They'll make it.
01:11:05.000 Even in the big resorts, they're murdering and raping and...
01:11:10.000 We're brutalizing people.
01:11:11.000 I mean, it's just a hellhole.
01:11:12.000 There's definitely some bad things happening, and a lot of it is because of the drug war.
01:11:16.000 Out of control, yeah.
01:11:17.000 Yeah, and a lot of people think that the remedy to that is legalizing drugs and taxing them.
01:11:21.000 Yeah, yeah, I would like to.
01:11:23.000 I mean, the same thing with prohibition.
01:11:24.000 The same thing that would happen in America.
01:11:26.000 We really boosted organized crime and Al Capone, and they got a stronghold because of the money they were making from illegal drugs, which is alcohol at the time.
01:11:36.000 I think that right now that the spoiled brat epidemic in this country, if you don't get everything you want and you start shooting people or you cut people off and road rage, if everything doesn't go just right, everybody is so touchy and so pussified that when I was growing up,
01:11:53.000 sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt me.
01:11:56.000 What do you think that's coming from?
01:11:58.000 The liberalization of policy and the horrible lie of the welfare dream that people who need a helping hand Are always given a helping hand by neighbors and family and friends.
01:12:14.000 If they have them.
01:12:15.000 Yeah, well, the Catholic Church has $8 trillion just in jewelry.
01:12:19.000 They could probably provide some sandwiches and blankets.
01:12:22.000 So there's plenty of help available.
01:12:24.000 But when you get into a system and you play on the people's emotions that we need a safety net.
01:12:30.000 These poor people are destitute.
01:12:32.000 They need help.
01:12:32.000 Okay, let's create a welfare where we can help these destitute people.
01:12:36.000 Meanwhile, it's infested with scammers and bloodsuckers and liars who are able-bodied and they just don't want to stop at the help wanted sign.
01:12:44.000 They want some of your income because you're stupid enough to get up early and work really hard and they don't want to.
01:12:49.000 That's pandemic.
01:12:51.000 So meanwhile, the people who are truly needy They slip through the cracks.
01:12:55.000 We don't even get to know who they are.
01:12:57.000 And the liberal policy of eliminating the heartbreak and the disrespect of cuckoo's nest, we can't call them mental health centers.
01:13:07.000 We might hurt some feelings.
01:13:08.000 So now what are they doing?
01:13:09.000 They're putting spikes in boards and attacking people walking their dog in L.A. He said there's no place for them to go.
01:13:15.000 When I was growing up, there was a place in Detroit called Eloise.
01:13:19.000 It was a nuthouse.
01:13:20.000 And that's a cuckoo's nest.
01:13:22.000 That's where if you were mentally ill and you needed help, that there was a place for you to go to get you off the streets so you don't attack people with spikes and two-by-fours.
01:13:29.000 What are you talking about, the spikes?
01:13:30.000 The guy right down the street here two days ago.
01:13:33.000 Really?
01:13:34.000 Yeah, he attacked some fashion photographer walking his dog and hit him in the head with a 2x4 with a spike and almost killed him.
01:13:41.000 And a citizen...
01:13:42.000 I didn't even hear about this.
01:13:43.000 Oh, yeah, it was awesome.
01:13:44.000 A citizen jumped up in the air and caught this guy with both feet right in the neck and knocked him down and beat the shit out of him.
01:13:49.000 It was awesome!
01:13:50.000 Well, that's nice.
01:13:50.000 So it was a rare occasion of justice.
01:13:52.000 Pro-wrestling coming in handy.
01:13:53.000 Yes, but that incident is not rare where you go to San Francisco and the mental health institution isn't supposed to be the streets.
01:14:04.000 San Francisco is a good example of too much liberal policy.
01:14:09.000 You get people that are a little bit too progressive and too open-minded.
01:14:12.000 That's not progressive.
01:14:13.000 That's regressive.
01:14:14.000 I don't know.
01:14:14.000 How did they ever utilize that term?
01:14:17.000 That's bastardized.
01:14:18.000 That's not progressive.
01:14:19.000 It gets so far that it becomes regressive when you're letting bums shit all over the streets.
01:14:24.000 You think?
01:14:24.000 I think that would be an indicator.
01:14:26.000 But they're so, like, the idea is that just, like, these poor people, leave them alone.
01:14:30.000 You know, they're fine.
01:14:32.000 They just, you know, it's okay if they live on the streets.
01:14:35.000 But if you go to San Francisco, they're very aggressive.
01:14:37.000 It's one of the weirder places I've ever been in terms of homeless people.
01:14:41.000 And one of the most, quote-unquote, progressive places in our country.
01:14:44.000 Yeah.
01:14:44.000 It's one of the most progressive cities.
01:14:46.000 Heartbreaking.
01:14:46.000 Yeah.
01:14:47.000 We need more cuckoo's nests.
01:14:48.000 But even those institutions, the corruption and the abuse of power that runs rampant, the nurse Cratchit, I mean, that wasn't just a fantasy script.
01:14:58.000 That happens.
01:15:00.000 The irresponsibility and pharmaceutical-ing everybody.
01:15:05.000 You know, they got a mental problem, and then they increased the mental problem with Big Pharma.
01:15:10.000 I mean, I've had personal experiences with that, with dear friends of mine that were having mental problems, and they end up in an institution, and then their mental problems are exasperated by chemical warfare upon them.
01:15:25.000 You know, when I was growing up, how old are you, Joe?
01:15:27.000 Fifty.
01:15:27.000 Fifty, just a boy.
01:15:29.000 When I was growing up, there was this mantra, this colloquialism, better living through chemistry.
01:15:35.000 And in many ways, it is.
01:15:37.000 I mean, we saved tens of millions of lives in Africa with DDT by killing the Zizi fly, and we saved tens of millions of people.
01:15:46.000 And then some environmentalists came in, and the DDT is a dangerous chemical, so they stopped it.
01:15:52.000 And we lost tens of millions of people.
01:15:53.000 It's better to kill a bunch of tsetse flies to save human lives than to ban the DDT that allows tsetse flies to flourish and kills people.
01:16:01.000 So now it's gone full circle, and that's where the toxins have accumulated and the horrific waste that I had texted Anthony just before he died congratulating him on his hosting that show.
01:16:16.000 Brilliant documentary.
01:16:18.000 If you haven't seen it yet, it's called Waste!
01:16:20.000 What We Do to Our Foods in This Country.
01:16:23.000 And the self-inflicted scourge of toxification of our precious environment.
01:16:31.000 So there's not a lot of easy answers, but here it is, 28th of June, 2018, and here you and I are at least discussing this stuff to millions of people, I suspect, and I see upgrade taking place.
01:16:45.000 I see upgrade in awareness, not fast enough to make me happy, but enough to indicate an upgraded prognosis for people's Awareness,
01:17:00.000 accountability, responsibility.
01:17:03.000 Where are you seeing this?
01:17:06.000 Whether it's...
01:17:07.000 Like the circles that you travel in?
01:17:09.000 The circles, certainly.
01:17:10.000 We don't waste.
01:17:11.000 One of my biggest pet peeves is little fat kids that take a sip of a $2 bottle of water and then they leave it there and end up throwing it away.
01:17:20.000 The waste is pandemic in this country.
01:17:23.000 And I see...
01:17:24.000 My kids are like...
01:17:26.000 Like stormtroopers.
01:17:28.000 They're like drill sergeants with that.
01:17:30.000 We just don't want to waste.
01:17:33.000 And we've always recycled, and the jury is still out whether that has any effect at all.
01:17:38.000 But the disconnect and unconscionable misbehavior of just tossing and throwing away everything.
01:17:49.000 You know what drives me fucking crazy?
01:17:51.000 Cigarettes out the window.
01:17:53.000 The people that smoke cigarettes, for whatever reason, didn't have any problem throwing it on the ground.
01:17:58.000 Even people that wouldn't litter.
01:17:59.000 How about what drives me crazy is somebody still stupid enough to buy cancer.
01:18:03.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:18:04.000 Here, let me invest in the companies that want to kill me.
01:18:07.000 Here, here's a couple extra thousand dollars.
01:18:09.000 Kill more of us!
01:18:11.000 What are you...
01:18:13.000 How dumb do you have to be?
01:18:14.000 But it makes you look cool.
01:18:14.000 It makes you look like a rebel.
01:18:15.000 I don't think so.
01:18:16.000 You're a rebel, man.
01:18:16.000 Watch, watch, watch.
01:18:18.000 I never smoked a cigarette.
01:18:19.000 No drugs, no alcohol, no tobacco.
01:18:22.000 Well, you drink a little wine, though, right?
01:18:23.000 And no fat pussy.
01:18:24.000 I'm telling you, that shit will kill you.
01:18:26.000 No fat pussy?
01:18:27.000 No.
01:18:28.000 Not even a little?
01:18:28.000 I'm allergic!
01:18:31.000 I'm a big fan for those who want, but no.
01:18:34.000 Don't you drink a little wine, though?
01:18:35.000 I do drink a little wine, but I don't think that qualifies as a drinker.
01:18:39.000 Right.
01:18:39.000 You're just having a glass of wine with a meal.
01:18:41.000 My sons and my daughters, my brothers and sisters, Thanksgiving dinner, beer.
01:18:46.000 Beer is better than Coke.
01:18:47.000 Right.
01:18:48.000 Vastly.
01:18:49.000 Sure.
01:18:49.000 It's when you...
01:18:51.000 Start to enter the drool zone that I have a big problem.
01:18:55.000 And all of a sudden, if there's a problem, I can't rely on you anymore.
01:19:00.000 I want to be reliable.
01:19:02.000 And that's why I have a problem with comfortably numb.
01:19:05.000 I think, in my experience...
01:19:08.000 You can't wake up the bass player because he's comfortably numb.
01:19:11.000 The guys don't show up.
01:19:12.000 He can't tune his guitar.
01:19:13.000 He forgot the licks.
01:19:14.000 We're not as tight as we could be.
01:19:16.000 You're fired.
01:19:18.000 Right.
01:19:18.000 I know what you're saying, but this is what I'm saying to you.
01:19:20.000 This is just a discipline issue.
01:19:23.000 And it's not the marijuana or anything that gets people like that.
01:19:26.000 It's a lack of discipline.
01:19:27.000 I come from the jiu-jitsu world.
01:19:29.000 And the jiu-jitsu world is filled with people that smoke pot.
01:19:32.000 And these motherfuckers work hard.
01:19:35.000 What's the number one karate guy?
01:19:38.000 The guy that died...
01:19:40.000 Bruce Lee?
01:19:41.000 Yeah, Bruce Lee.
01:19:42.000 Did he smoke dope?
01:19:43.000 He ate hash.
01:19:45.000 He ate hash?
01:19:46.000 Yeah, he was into eating hash.
01:19:47.000 Here's my question to you.
01:19:48.000 But that's not what killed him.
01:19:49.000 Here's my question to you, as I offered to my son Rocco, because he's an advocate.
01:19:55.000 Of marijuana?
01:19:56.000 Yes.
01:19:57.000 Okay.
01:19:57.000 All right, Rocco.
01:19:58.000 And I said, so, do you really believe that perfectly clean and sober...
01:20:05.000 Mm-hmm.
01:20:07.000 Taking care of your health with a conscientious diet, good athletic workout discipline, physical prowess, do you really think that an outside source, peyote, mushrooms, dope,
01:20:22.000 whatever you want to call it, do you really think that with that outside influence, You can do something you can't do unto your God-given gift individual self?
01:20:37.000 I'm convinced, Joe, that you will be the absolute best you can be.
01:20:43.000 You will accomplish what I think is the self-inflicted curse of modern man that 90%, 98% of humanity might be tapping into 5% of their capabilities.
01:20:54.000 Because they get on a treadmill, they get in a paradigm, self-restricted paradigm, ever so decreasing view of the world and experiences and the destroyed road over-traveled versus not only the road less traveled,
01:21:12.000 but the non-road untraveled.
01:21:14.000 That's my favorite.
01:21:15.000 I'm convinced that you, Joe Rogan, will find your Superior, definitive best, without any outside influence.
01:21:28.000 I believe you have the power.
01:21:29.000 I think I have the power.
01:21:31.000 When I get on stage tonight, and you gotta come witness this.
01:21:35.000 My bad that I do.
01:21:36.000 We'll work something out.
01:21:37.000 We'll figure out a time.
01:21:38.000 I can't come tonight, unfortunately.
01:21:40.000 It's like an orgy of human fire.
01:21:44.000 We put our fists together and chant James Brown and Wilson Pickett and Funk Brothers, and it's like the last wolves on an island, ganashing of teeth over the last bone and shard of flesh.
01:21:57.000 It's an out-of-body, soaring-above-life-itself experience that we have in us.
01:22:08.000 I don't need...
01:22:11.000 I understand that.
01:22:12.000 It's in me.
01:22:13.000 I understand that, but you don't use anything.
01:22:14.000 So you're talking from a place of non-experience when it comes to marijuana or mushrooms or any of these things.
01:22:20.000 But my 70 years, I'd say at least 55 of those years, from the beatniks to the hippies to the friends, and you've got to meet this Wayne Kramer guy, MC5 guitarist, new book, The Hard Stuff.
01:22:32.000 He and I were born the same time, same influence as Detroit, the swamps, the outdoors, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry, Motown, James Brown.
01:22:40.000 He started smoking dope.
01:22:41.000 I didn't.
01:22:41.000 And he's got heroin in the crack.
01:22:44.000 I get it.
01:22:45.000 And in prison.
01:22:45.000 I get it.
01:22:46.000 And stealing.
01:22:46.000 I get it.
01:22:47.000 And arrested.
01:22:49.000 And I'm having the time of my life.
01:22:50.000 And he's like wallowing in a cesspool of dog shit.
01:22:54.000 And I'm not knocking Wayne.
01:22:56.000 I'm saying that he was courageous to write this book.
01:22:59.000 It's a brilliant book.
01:23:00.000 You've got to have him on.
01:23:02.000 You're going to read it.
01:23:03.000 You're going to be consumed by his conversational writing of the MC5's ascension to the most authoritative powerhouse music I've ever witnessed in my life.
01:23:19.000 To a bunch of dirt bags on the downward spiral because of drugs and alcohol.
01:23:23.000 I know that happens.
01:23:25.000 It definitely happens.
01:23:27.000 But it happens with everything.
01:23:28.000 It happens with people that eat too much food.
01:23:31.000 It happens with people with gambling.
01:23:32.000 It happens with a bunch of different things.
01:23:34.000 But I think it's because of discipline.
01:23:36.000 It's because they don't have a clear path.
01:23:37.000 I think it's because they let themselves become self-indulgent and they let themselves be weak.
01:23:42.000 What I'm saying is that I know a lot of people who use, whether it's psychedelics or they use marijuana, and they use it to enhance their perspective.
01:23:49.000 It doesn't become the primary focus of their life.
01:23:52.000 It doesn't consume their life.
01:23:53.000 They don't allow it to consume their life.
01:23:55.000 There's a whole other world of disciplined marijuana enthusiasts, and they're confused the same way people confuse hunters.
01:24:03.000 The same way people think of hunters as being lazy, drunken slobs who are cruel to animals, and you and I know that that's not the case at all.
01:24:10.000 Rare.
01:24:10.000 Some of the most disciplined, focused...
01:24:13.000 Best people in the world.
01:24:14.000 Intense people.
01:24:15.000 Because to be a Cameron Haynes, to be a John Dudley, you have to be a superior type of human being.
01:24:23.000 Super athletes, yeah.
01:24:24.000 You have to be able to execute in that extreme moment.
01:24:28.000 That moment where that animal walks out into that shooting window and you're looking at this...
01:24:33.000 390 bull elk and it's screaming, screaming and jizzing all over itself.
01:24:39.000 Overwhelming.
01:24:40.000 And it's 40 yards away and you're centering that pin.
01:24:42.000 It takes a powerful human being to execute that shot and I don't think most people are aware of that.
01:24:48.000 Most people don't know.
01:24:49.000 In the same way that that's misunderstood, I think marijuana is misunderstood because there's a lot of dummies in this world.
01:24:55.000 If you get a group of a hundred people, what are the odds that one of them is going to be a dummy?
01:25:00.000 Fucking 100%.
01:25:00.000 Yeah, more than one.
01:25:02.000 Nowadays, more than one, yeah.
01:25:04.000 Well, if you get a group of 100 people that use marijuana, the one loud fucking stupid one defies, or defines rather, what marijuana users are.
01:25:12.000 You see that fucking idiot who's pissing all over himself and falling down so high he can't walk.
01:25:17.000 That's what you think of.
01:25:19.000 You don't think of the Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt that smokes pot and then goes out and strangles 50 people in class.
01:25:25.000 You don't think of people that take yoga class high on marijuana.
01:25:27.000 I like to strangle it.
01:25:29.000 There should be a soul.
01:25:33.000 I'm absorbing and respecting and considering your words.
01:25:39.000 It can get away from you.
01:25:40.000 It can get away from you.
01:25:42.000 That's all I've ever seen.
01:25:42.000 But everything can get away from you.
01:25:44.000 That's all I've ever seen.
01:25:45.000 But I think it's because these people that consume it, they don't have those other qualities.
01:25:50.000 They don't have discipline and focus.
01:25:52.000 They don't have respect for their body.
01:25:53.000 See, the thing with, especially in the jiu-jitsu community, it's super common.
01:25:58.000 Marijuana is really, really, really common.
01:26:00.000 Yeah, I mean, there's a show called High Rollers where these guys, they put together a jiu-jitsu tournament and everybody had to get high before they rolled.
01:26:07.000 And you're talking like elite, world-class Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belts competing high on marijuana.
01:26:13.000 And that's got to be one of the highest forms of discipline available to us.
01:26:17.000 Yes, it's a very, very difficult thing to do with your body.
01:26:19.000 Right there with the Cameron Haynes mountain climbing, bow hunting, calling an elk in your lap.
01:26:23.000 Well, you're doing an art that's designed to break bodies, and the two of you are going to do it together, and the whole idea is that you're going to get someone into a position where they have to tap, or they're going to get their arms snapped, or they're going to get choked unconscious.
01:26:35.000 It's an intense, extremely difficult pursuit, and a lot of people do it under the influence of marijuana.
01:26:41.000 Do you know any of these master jiu-jitsu martial artists that don't do any?
01:26:47.000 Oh, yeah.
01:26:48.000 And how do they perform?
01:26:49.000 They perform very well.
01:26:51.000 Look, there's elite world-class athletes in jiu-jitsu that don't smoke marijuana.
01:26:56.000 Do you know if the world champion got high or not?
01:26:59.000 Well, I know a lot of them do.
01:27:01.000 You know where I'm going with this.
01:27:01.000 I do, but I know a lot of them do.
01:27:03.000 A lot of world champions do.
01:27:04.000 I know a lot of, like, real multiple-time world champions that are marijuana users.
01:27:09.000 How about world champions that don't get high?
01:27:12.000 There's a lot of those, too.
01:27:13.000 See, what happens with marijuana is this increased sensitivity that a lot of people talk about, and they call it paranoia.
01:27:19.000 Because there's a lot of things that people put blinders on their life.
01:27:23.000 A lot of people aren't aware.
01:27:24.000 And I'm sure because of your hunting, you're spending time in the woods, you're soaking in all the variables, the sound, the wind.
01:27:30.000 I'm a radar.
01:27:31.000 You're there, right?
01:27:32.000 You're aware.
01:27:33.000 There's a lot of people that go through life like this.
01:27:35.000 They go through life like they're looking through a toilet paper roll.
01:27:37.000 They're in the left lane right now.
01:27:38.000 Yeah, they're not using their blinkers.
01:27:40.000 And those people, when they smoke marijuana, they freak out.
01:27:45.000 They get paranoid.
01:27:46.000 Because what's happening is, the marijuana increases your sensitivity, makes you aware of all these variables, and a lot of people consider that paranoia.
01:27:53.000 You start freaking out about all these variables.
01:27:55.000 You start thinking about your mortality.
01:27:57.000 And instead of embracing this time as a magical moment, instead of being in this moment, you just start getting overwhelmed, and you feel your own heartbeat, and you start freaking out.
01:28:07.000 All the time.
01:28:08.000 Without anything.
01:28:10.000 It's an entheogen.
01:28:12.000 It brings you closer to whatever you are when you're not encumbered by your ego.
01:28:18.000 I will admit, it's inescapable, that everything affects everyone differently.
01:28:25.000 Yes.
01:28:26.000 But once you make it widespread, I mean, I've studied the results of legalization for recreational use in Colorado and how the highway fatalities and accidents have increased.
01:28:37.000 But you know what else has increased?
01:28:38.000 The population in proportion to the accidents.
01:28:41.000 So it causes breeding?
01:28:42.000 Because there's more people there.
01:28:43.000 More people are there.
01:28:44.000 So you're having more accidents there.
01:28:46.000 Right.
01:28:46.000 The problem is there's a boom of population.
01:28:48.000 Also a boom in the economy, a boom in the real estate.
01:28:51.000 The real estate's taking off.
01:28:53.000 Yeah, there's a lot of losers there, too.
01:28:54.000 There's a lot of hacky sack playing dirty, stinky hippies that are wandering around with no shoes on.
01:28:58.000 You're going to get those.
01:29:00.000 You're going to get those.
01:29:01.000 If you have an opening, welcome society that doesn't lock those people up, you're going to have those.
01:29:06.000 It's a part of freedom.
01:29:08.000 Yeah, it sucks.
01:29:09.000 Look, losers are a part of this safe world that our kids are allowed to wander through.
01:29:14.000 We want the world to be safe, so sometimes things are too safe.
01:29:16.000 You nerf the edges, and you get a bunch of people that are used to hitting their heads on things, and they're not worried about it.
01:29:21.000 You're gonna have these losers, but it doesn't mean that everybody who does it's a loser.
01:29:25.000 I know a lot of, like, CEOs of big corporations that have extreme responsibilities, and they like to smoke a little pot.
01:29:34.000 Punched back often on Facebook.
01:29:36.000 I'm a successful guy.
01:29:37.000 I run my family.
01:29:38.000 I'm a good dad.
01:29:39.000 I'm a good hunter, and I'm a Trump supporter, and I get high.
01:29:42.000 So I go, God bless you.
01:29:44.000 I don't want you babysitting my kids.
01:29:46.000 While you're high, yeah.
01:29:47.000 But it's discipline.
01:29:49.000 Discipline is the thing that fucks people up, and the lack of discipline.
01:29:52.000 The lack of discipline.
01:29:54.000 And I think that's with everything.
01:29:56.000 It could be with sex.
01:29:57.000 It could be with gambling.
01:29:58.000 It could be with extreme risky behaviors.
01:30:01.000 People could just get...
01:30:02.000 Get real nutty and get carried away with things.
01:30:04.000 And sometimes those things are just a big distraction for the lack of discipline they have in pursuing their own goals in life.
01:30:10.000 I think that that is the real high in life.
01:30:12.000 The real high in life is pursuing difficult things.
01:30:15.000 Gratification.
01:30:16.000 Yes.
01:30:16.000 Getting good at them and then accomplishing your goals.
01:30:19.000 There's a high to that that you can't find that in pills.
01:30:23.000 It doesn't exist in a needle.
01:30:25.000 That high is a high of discipline and determination and focus and learning.
01:30:29.000 But there's so much weakness out there.
01:30:32.000 Yeah.
01:30:56.000 Well, they're all...
01:30:57.000 Columbine?
01:30:58.000 High.
01:30:58.000 Yeah, but they're all on SSRIs.
01:31:01.000 They're all on pills and pharmaceuticals and antidepressants.
01:31:03.000 And almost all of them are on Prozac.
01:31:06.000 Yeah.
01:31:07.000 Their parents are chemical covering up a kid that shows enthusiasm.
01:31:12.000 It's called attention disorder now.
01:31:14.000 I mean, if they had that back when I was growing up, I'd end up playing, I don't know, I'd end up being Aussie.
01:31:19.000 But the problem is the word drugs.
01:31:21.000 Like, you and I are drinking coffee.
01:31:23.000 We're on drugs right now.
01:31:24.000 We're on caffeine.
01:31:25.000 This is a drug.
01:31:26.000 There's some drugs that, if used responsibly, are okay.
01:31:29.000 A glass of wine with dinner is a drug.
01:31:31.000 Understood.
01:31:32.000 It's a mild drug.
01:31:33.000 A little tiny toke before sex with the missus, that's a little drug.
01:31:40.000 See, I've never smoked because I can't smoke.
01:31:43.000 Even when I shoot my machine guns, all I do is chew on a Cuban.
01:31:46.000 I don't really smoke it.
01:31:48.000 Well, you can get a little buzz just chewing on those suckers.
01:31:51.000 I love a good Cuban, man.
01:31:52.000 I do, too.
01:31:52.000 It seems to go with brass rainbows when I'm exercising.
01:31:56.000 Oh, it's way faster than that.
01:31:57.000 Oh, sorry.
01:31:58.000 My best morning with my M4, it's an M16 carbine, and I got a POF upper.
01:32:08.000 It's piston-driven, so instead of 600-plus rounds a minute, it's over 700 rounds a minute.
01:32:13.000 But the 600's too low.
01:32:15.000 Well, it's way too low.
01:32:17.000 It's not enough.
01:32:17.000 The original Thompsons were 900 rounds a minute, and nobody, including Sergeant Rock, could control that, so they backed it down to 600, but that's 45, and it's got a whole lot of lift.
01:32:30.000 My 223 M4, my best morning, and this is how Uncle Ted parties, Apache helicopter, M4, Bags of ammo, 469 hogs one day.
01:32:42.000 We played videos of that, you and Pigman from Apocalypse.
01:32:46.000 No fun at all.
01:32:46.000 No fun at all.
01:32:47.000 That is ridiculous.
01:32:48.000 That is every wildlife.
01:32:49.000 That's how I get high!
01:32:51.000 But the pig problem is the one that throws in the face of vegans.
01:32:56.000 That's a weird one, because you've got to do something about those animals, because they're going to destroy your food.
01:33:01.000 Sure.
01:33:01.000 They're going to eat everything.
01:33:03.000 We're good to go.
01:33:06.000 We're good to go.
01:33:12.000 We're good to go.
01:33:22.000 So we're saving the environment from the pig destruction.
01:33:25.000 We're saving agriculture, i.e.
01:33:27.000 food production, from the pig destruction.
01:33:29.000 We're saving tax dollars from hiring sharpshooters.
01:33:33.000 We're saving all wildlife because the alternative would have been an indiscriminate poisoning campaign.
01:33:39.000 And we're creating a huge new industry of helicopter hog hunting.
01:33:43.000 Win, win, win, win, win, win, win!
01:33:46.000 The industry of helicopter hog hunting is hilarious.
01:33:48.000 I mean, it's party time USA. And guess who passed that law?
01:33:51.000 You did?
01:33:51.000 Thank you very much.
01:33:52.000 Did you get that in?
01:33:52.000 Me and Chris Kobach, we were hunting, and we weren't allowed to pay the helicopter pilot by law.
01:33:58.000 It couldn't be a for-profit outfit unless the government paid them, which was so un-Texas-like.
01:34:06.000 So Chris Kobach, who was the Secretary of State in Kansas and was running for governor and should be governor of Kansas, He's a constitutional master, and he took the current pig hunting law from helicopters that was government controlled, no citizens,
01:34:21.000 no commercial value whatsoever.
01:34:24.000 He rewrote it.
01:34:25.000 We gave it to then Attorney General Greg Abbott and Governor Perry at the time, and we said, this is insane.
01:34:31.000 This can't be Texas where you get to hunt the pigs on our land, but we can't.
01:34:35.000 So literally within a week or two, they passed the law where it became a commercial outfit where we the people can hunt the pigs out of helicopters, and it's become a huge success.
01:34:44.000 It's really knocked the shit out of this dangerous pig population in those areas where landowners allow it and give authorization.
01:34:52.000 And it's so much fun, it's stupid.
01:34:54.000 Well, that's what people need to realize.
01:34:56.000 There's no other way to get to them in certain circumstances.
01:34:59.000 No way.
01:34:59.000 They're inaccessible.
01:35:00.000 There are millions and millions of wild pigs.
01:35:03.000 They have three, four litters a year, and there's no way to take care of them naturally.
01:35:08.000 Machine guns and helicopters!
01:35:09.000 Unless you're going to let hundreds of thousands of wolves loose in Texas, I really don't see any other way.
01:35:15.000 And then we'll shoot them from the helicopters, yes.
01:35:16.000 I mean, that's what they do in Alaska when they decimate the caribou.
01:35:19.000 They have to.
01:35:20.000 There's no other way to control these pigs other than killing them.
01:35:22.000 God bless you, Joe.
01:35:23.000 Not many people know that.
01:35:24.000 They don't know that.
01:35:25.000 And it's a real problem when you talk to people who are animal rights activists.
01:35:29.000 Like, how do you propose to fix this?
01:35:31.000 They're like, well, you know, they shouldn't be here in the first place.
01:35:34.000 They're an invasive species that people...
01:35:36.000 That's fine.
01:35:36.000 You're right.
01:35:37.000 But they brought them over in the 1700s.
01:35:39.000 Yes.
01:35:39.000 So what do we do?
01:35:40.000 So arrest Captain Cook.
01:35:42.000 Yeah.
01:35:43.000 Right.
01:35:44.000 Exactly.
01:35:45.000 Arrest William Randolph Hearst, because he released a bunch of them up in Northern California.
01:35:48.000 That's right here in California.
01:35:49.000 That's where it started.
01:35:50.000 The pigs that we hunted, Tejon Ranch, came from those pigs down, and they worked their way down.
01:35:54.000 And they're awesome.
01:35:55.000 They're delicious.
01:35:55.000 I love hunting them.
01:35:56.000 The best pork in the world.
01:35:58.000 People who eat normal pork have no idea what real pork tastes like.
01:36:01.000 I smoked some for a friend of mine.
01:36:04.000 He's like, this is insane.
01:36:05.000 He's like, this is insane.
01:36:07.000 Put it over a good coal, wood coals.
01:36:09.000 It's candy.
01:36:10.000 Brined it for a few days.
01:36:11.000 Here's a little trick for you.
01:36:13.000 I'm a Werner's ginger ale guy.
01:36:15.000 Detroit Brew.
01:36:17.000 Bottled in ginger ale.
01:36:18.000 Detroit.
01:36:19.000 Werner's.
01:36:19.000 It's the only ginger ale with ginger.
01:36:21.000 But unfortunately, it's full of fructose.
01:36:24.000 So I don't drink it anymore.
01:36:25.000 But you can cook with it.
01:36:26.000 Next time you brine a slab of pork...
01:36:30.000 Put in a good olive oil and all the seasons you like, but also a can of Werner's ginger ale, because it's got real ginger and just enough sugar in it to affect it, and soak that overnight in a glass dish covered up in a cool, like a refrigerator.
01:36:43.000 And then put that sonbitch on some hot orange coals.
01:36:47.000 I don't care.
01:36:47.000 Apple, cherry, mesquite, hickory, whatever you got.
01:36:51.000 Oak, doesn't matter.
01:36:52.000 And let that sonbitch just singe on the outside.
01:36:56.000 It's food sex.
01:36:58.000 You get your palate erection.
01:37:01.000 You get a culinary boner.
01:37:03.000 It's so delicious.
01:37:04.000 That's what we eat at home.
01:37:05.000 That's how we eat.
01:37:06.000 That's why I'm like this.
01:37:08.000 Do you ever use a palate grill?
01:37:10.000 Yeah.
01:37:10.000 I haven't.
01:37:11.000 No, my ranch manager Chris has got one.
01:37:14.000 I'm such a big fan of those things because it's real wood.
01:37:17.000 It's just compressed wood pellets.
01:37:19.000 They take, like from making this table, they take that sawdust, compress it down.
01:37:23.000 But I have all this timber we have at our properties.
01:37:26.000 I like cutting down dead trees and making my own firewood.
01:37:30.000 Is that what you do?
01:37:31.000 You cook over your...
01:37:32.000 Well, there's something to that, right?
01:37:33.000 Yep, yep.
01:37:34.000 It's real McCoy.
01:37:35.000 Yeah, my taste buds are as sacred as my dick.
01:37:39.000 I mean, I want to make sure I treat my taste buds really good.
01:37:42.000 I consider my life to be like one big 6'2", 220-pound purple-rimmed dick.
01:37:49.000 I'm susceptible to all influences and stimuli, and that's where I get this passion and this happiness every day.
01:37:58.000 Especially if I'm spoiled rotten.
01:37:59.000 I get to hunt everywhere.
01:38:01.000 That's what's crazy, too.
01:38:01.000 And I get to rock my balls off every year, so I'm a lucky man.
01:38:04.000 You get to hunt in your yard.
01:38:05.000 You essentially leave your house.
01:38:07.000 My swamp in Michigan.
01:38:08.000 I have to close the door quietly because I have tree stands really close to the cabin.
01:38:12.000 And the swamp is a miracle.
01:38:16.000 I think God loves me more than he loves you.
01:38:19.000 Because you created this place just for me, and it's a glacier-cut marsh-swamp fen.
01:38:25.000 You know what a fen is?
01:38:26.000 No.
01:38:26.000 Fen, F-E-N. It's a very unique wetland habitat that's a cross between a marsh and a swamp and a bog.
01:38:34.000 And it's the habitat that produces the Mitchell's satyr butterfly environment, which is the Christmas tree fern.
01:38:43.000 And on my Michigan fen, I have the healthiest productivity of the endangered species Christmas tree fern and Mitchell's satyr butterfly.
01:38:53.000 According to the biologists and the botanists that visit there every year from universities, because I kill lots of critters that would otherwise denude those touchy wild vegetations.
01:39:07.000 And that's why I hunt every day up there.
01:39:10.000 I hunt coons and possums and skunks and beavers and mink and muskrats.
01:39:14.000 And pheasants up the ass.
01:39:16.000 I'm the only ground in southern Michigan that has pheasants because I wage war on varmints.
01:39:22.000 You cannot hurt varmint populations.
01:39:24.000 In fact, they are drastically underharvested.
01:39:27.000 But on mine, I kill so many egg-rating varmints that I have...
01:39:32.000 The best biodiversity of all, including the endangered Mitchell Satter butterfly and Christmas tree fern, because I'm a steward who actually walks the wild ground, unlike a bureaucrat who looks at the computer screen in his DNR office and makes an assumption.
01:39:48.000 Of what the model might indicate instead of what the actual wild ground will show you if you get the fuck off your chair and go walk that sacred ground.
01:39:56.000 Well, that's a big criticism to people or from people that, especially like people in B.C. that are now part of that grizzly bear band.
01:40:04.000 Unbelievable.
01:40:04.000 So dishonest.
01:40:06.000 People that live in the cities that don't have any interaction with these animals and that these animals are trouble.
01:40:12.000 There's a lot of them.
01:40:14.000 And you can eat them, too, by the way.
01:40:16.000 Yeah, you think?
01:40:18.000 Bear steaks, bear back straps, candy.
01:40:20.000 Especially in the spring if they're eating berries and grass.
01:40:22.000 Right, but the perception is that what you're doing is trophy hunting.
01:40:26.000 You're shooting something you don't plan on eating just to put a head on your wall.
01:40:30.000 Unbelievable.
01:40:31.000 You're a cruel person.
01:40:31.000 How dishonest can you be?
01:40:33.000 Well, they're not talking to the people that are in the forest.
01:40:35.000 The actual people that are on the ground.
01:40:37.000 And that's a real part of the problem is that these laws get passed by these people that have no interaction with this actual environment.
01:40:44.000 It's like people who live in a drought voting on what's going on in your floodplain.
01:40:49.000 You know, it's like the people in Detroit voting on wolves in the Upper Peninsula.
01:40:53.000 If you don't live with the wolves, you don't get say-so.
01:40:57.000 You need to respect the people who live with the wolves.
01:41:00.000 And wolves don't buy licenses, wolves don't buy permits, wolves don't pay fees, wolves don't have bag limits, wolves don't have seasons, they just like to kill stuff.
01:41:10.000 And if you have too many wolves, nobody's spending money on deer license or bear license or small game hunting in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan has been abandoned by a bunch of politically correct, ignorant city jerks who think they have to save the endangered wolf.
01:41:25.000 I want wolves in Michigan, but not to the detriment of wildlife that actually pays for the game department to manage it for a sustained yield productivity.
01:41:33.000 Duh!
01:41:34.000 Well, that's the thing we're talking about here, right?
01:41:36.000 Like wildlife management.
01:41:37.000 Like this idea that you have to manage the population of pigs.
01:41:40.000 Have to.
01:41:41.000 Like what you're doing in your place in Michigan.
01:41:44.000 You're managing this wildlife to the ultimate diversity.
01:41:49.000 And if you don't, you have to do that with wolves.
01:41:51.000 And if you don't, you hire tax-paid sharpshooters that have no respect for the animals at all.
01:41:56.000 They're just doing a job of killing stuff.
01:41:59.000 Which is what they do in California with the mountain lions.
01:42:02.000 Which is unbelievably irresponsible.
01:42:03.000 And here's a challenge and a condemnation.
01:42:07.000 For the California Fish and Game Society.
01:42:10.000 They don't even call it Fish and Game anymore.
01:42:11.000 They call it Fish and Wildlife.
01:42:13.000 Because of that.
01:42:14.000 How can you go to work every day violating your oath to wildlife science?
01:42:21.000 How can you force the mountain lion and the black bear in California into the liability column as a game warden, as a person dedicated to conservation?
01:42:31.000 How can you violate your wise use oath to And turn the mountain lion and the black bear into a liability because some dirtbag in San Francisco think it's unfair to use hounds or bait for bear.
01:42:45.000 And then you have to go in and shoot black bears with tax dollars and bury them in a hole in the ground.
01:42:52.000 Instead of a family recreational resource that you buy licenses and fees and permits and guides and outfitters, hotels, food, lodging, groceries, supplies, butchers, ice, taxidermists, none of that happens because some...
01:43:09.000 Liar has forced the wildlife mismanagers of California to ban mountain lion hunting while you continue to kill them as damage control instead of manage them as quality control.
01:43:22.000 Shame on the California wildlife officers.
01:43:26.000 Shame on you for not blowing the whistle.
01:43:28.000 It's like Comey at the FBI. How dare you walk into that building that says J. Edgar Hoover over the top and not feel a sense of guilt?
01:43:36.000 Because J. Edgar Hoover was one of the biggest criminal punks that ever walked this earth.
01:43:40.000 And now Comey is following him in his footsteps.
01:43:43.000 I challenge my FBI buddies.
01:43:45.000 How did you go all these years without blowing the whistles on the corruption, the power abuse, and the criminality by your so-called leaders?
01:43:53.000 I don't know enough about the Comey thing to comment, but I do know enough about what you did do.
01:43:58.000 I do know, because he's a liar, and he's a perjurer, and he's a felon.
01:44:05.000 I'm really angry, because I work with the FBI. I've had to rely on these guys to cover my back on raids, and they're great warriors, and they look the other way because they're saving their pensions instead of blowing the whistles on their corrupt criminal leaders.
01:44:19.000 Damn them!
01:44:20.000 Well, I don't know how that relates to mountain lions.
01:44:22.000 I'd like to bring it all back.
01:44:24.000 Corruption is corruption.
01:44:26.000 Same thing.
01:44:27.000 But I was saying, I don't think it's corruption here.
01:44:29.000 Oh, it is!
01:44:30.000 Wildlife officers that know better.
01:44:31.000 I don't think they're getting this conversation.
01:44:33.000 I think there is some that they're trying to preserve their jobs.
01:44:36.000 They don't want to stick their neck out with a very liberal government.
01:44:40.000 But, you know, I think that there's a real problem with education, that this conversation doesn't happen in most circles.
01:44:47.000 This understanding of balance of nature, that you really do have to manage this.
01:44:53.000 But these game wardens, they know it.
01:44:53.000 They study it.
01:44:54.000 They've got degrees in it.
01:44:55.000 And they defy it.
01:44:56.000 And give out permits after the mountain lion has destroyed millions of dollars worth of livestock and pets, and scared the shit out of people and killed people.
01:45:04.000 Then they kill them.
01:45:05.000 You're supposed to kill them before they do the damage.
01:45:07.000 It's supposed to be quality control, not damage control.
01:45:10.000 They know the system, they've abandoned it, and they've gone the political correct denial route and said that the mountain lions are not game animals.
01:45:17.000 That is a lie.
01:45:19.000 So the California Game Department are liars.
01:45:23.000 Period.
01:45:24.000 Well, the idea that mountain lions are not a game animal comes from people that have never eaten one.
01:45:28.000 Yeah.
01:45:29.000 The ultimate backstrap.
01:45:31.000 Most people don't know.
01:45:32.000 I've never eaten one, but I know from people that have.
01:45:34.000 They're delicious.
01:45:35.000 Delicious.
01:45:36.000 Beautiful.
01:45:37.000 You tell that to people and they go, wait a minute, what?
01:45:39.000 A cat?
01:45:40.000 A lot of people don't think you eat bears.
01:45:41.000 Well, of course you eat bears, you dirtbag.
01:45:43.000 Who doesn't know this?
01:45:44.000 Wake up!
01:45:44.000 A lot of people don't know.
01:45:45.000 They're idiots.
01:45:46.000 I've had conversations with people because I've hunted bears.
01:45:48.000 No one has gotten more mad at me at anything I've ever done than when I killed a bear.
01:45:53.000 Good.
01:45:53.000 Good for you.
01:45:54.000 I like that.
01:45:55.000 It tastes good.
01:45:56.000 If you're not pissing off the assholes, you're an asshole.
01:45:58.000 But it's people that don't understand what a bear is.
01:46:00.000 They're not around bears.
01:46:01.000 Then if they don't understand, I just recommend, shut the fuck up.
01:46:04.000 Go do a little research and come back when you have some knowledge.
01:46:07.000 Until then, suck my dick.
01:46:09.000 Don't you think, though, it's better to just explain to them what it is?
01:46:12.000 But I did over and over again.
01:46:14.000 But they weren't there.
01:46:14.000 They refused.
01:46:15.000 They weren't there.
01:46:16.000 They refused to listen.
01:46:18.000 Yeah?
01:46:18.000 They like their ignorance.
01:46:20.000 They go to maniacal levels to protect their ignorance because it feels good, because it's boo-boo.
01:46:26.000 It's really a cartoon.
01:46:27.000 I respect animals, so I'm going to reduce them to the level of a cartoon.
01:46:31.000 Well, it's also weird, too, because...
01:46:33.000 There was a deprivation permit that was issued for a mountain lion in Malibu because it was killing...
01:46:39.000 It got to this alpaca farm and just went fucking crazy and killed like 10 alpacas.
01:46:44.000 Alpaca yum.
01:46:45.000 Yeah.
01:46:46.000 Just fucked...
01:46:46.000 It didn't even eat them.
01:46:47.000 Just fucked them up.
01:46:48.000 No, they like...
01:46:49.000 Lions like to kill.
01:46:49.000 I'm a big fan.
01:46:50.000 So a deprivation...
01:46:52.000 Depredation permit was issued.
01:46:53.000 After they destroyed a bunch of livestock.
01:46:55.000 Yeah.
01:46:55.000 So this lady could kill this cat that had been, you know, really hunting her farm.
01:47:00.000 As if she's qualified.
01:47:01.000 So she was going to hire somebody, but then she got all these death threats, which is hilarious.
01:47:06.000 But here's the thing.
01:47:07.000 People say they love animals.
01:47:08.000 Well, you obviously don't love these alpaca because this lion's coming in and fucking killing them all the time.
01:47:13.000 And by the way, they die a slow death because the lion just bites them and lets them bleed to death and flop around for a couple hours.
01:47:19.000 And then goes to the one that's next to it because it's trying to get away.
01:47:21.000 The ignorance is staggering, and that's why I continue to fight it.
01:47:26.000 It's convenient, right?
01:47:27.000 It's like, we love animals, we don't want you to kill this mountain lion.
01:47:30.000 Okay, well, if you love animals, you'll let them kill this one mountain lion that's obviously targeting these pets, because this is not hunting.
01:47:37.000 And by the way, you know why the mountain lion is targeting the pets?
01:47:40.000 Because there's too many mountain lions, and the dominant males have run all the other mountain lions out of ideal habitat into your neighborhood!
01:47:46.000 Yeah.
01:47:47.000 Because you didn't harvest the surplus, now the surplus is coming into your home.
01:47:51.000 Now it's a liability because you were too stupid to keep it in the asset column.
01:47:55.000 It's absolutely sinful what the animal rights people have accomplished.
01:48:00.000 They have a pond over at Tejon Ranch.
01:48:02.000 They have a game camera.
01:48:03.000 A trail camera on that pond, they got 16 different mountain lines on that camera.
01:48:07.000 And they're not allowed to do a damn thing.
01:48:08.000 And it's hard to find deer.
01:48:09.000 It's hard to find deer here.
01:48:11.000 It's like, it's nothing like, I mean, one thing, it's good.
01:48:13.000 People aren't dying in car accidents with deer.
01:48:15.000 But if you see a deer in California, it's pretty rare.
01:48:18.000 Yeah, but again, there's plenty of, I fly over California.
01:48:21.000 I love California, man.
01:48:23.000 My blood brothers live out here.
01:48:24.000 We're having the greatest concerts of my life.
01:48:26.000 Last night in San Juan Capistrano.
01:48:28.000 Firestorm.
01:48:29.000 Tonight, tomorrow night we're in Pasadena, and then we go to Agoura Hills.
01:48:32.000 Canyon Club.
01:48:33.000 Yeah, then we go to Big Bear, then we go to Reno, and we go to Iowa, and Ohio, and Pennsylvania, and we're all over the country.
01:48:41.000 And I fly in a little plane over the country, and it's God's country.
01:48:45.000 It's wildlife habitat.
01:48:48.000 Eternally all across this country.
01:48:50.000 And California is one of the most beautiful wilderness states in the world.
01:48:54.000 And because mountain lions have been irresponsibly mismanaged, now you have a destruction of the wildlife in the deer category, in the small game, another game.
01:49:05.000 Because the mountain lions are in the liability column.
01:49:08.000 If you reduce the mountain lion numbers, then hunters will pay for the deer licenses, which pay for the game departments and the scientists to manage the wildlife so we have balance.
01:49:17.000 California is imbalanced.
01:49:20.000 It's out of balance because of the lie of the animal rights that have...
01:49:26.000 How the wildlife officers of this country accept that bullshit is just a crime.
01:49:32.000 They should stand up and go, you're wrong.
01:49:35.000 This is a renewable wildlife resource and we're going to have a season on it because now we're killing them as damage control.
01:49:43.000 They're still dying.
01:49:44.000 But then we're taking millions of dollars to compensate the llama and the alpaca and the cattle and the sheep and the goat and the horse.
01:49:51.000 We're millions of dollars compensating and then we're going to kill the lion and bury it.
01:49:55.000 No, you don't get to eat it.
01:49:57.000 No, you don't get to spend any money and provide game department finances.
01:50:01.000 No, you don't get to go to hotels and travel and food and lodging and supplies and sporting goods and taxidermists.
01:50:07.000 You don't get to increase the economy of the entire area because of one mountain lion hunt.
01:50:12.000 We're going to take your tax dollars and compensate all the dead livestock, and then we're going to hire a guy to kill the mountain lion, Joe, dig a hole, which, by the way, you're going to take your tax dollars to hire a guy with a front loader, dig a hole, and bury this magnificent animal.
01:50:30.000 But don't you think this is because of public perception?
01:50:31.000 It's because of the average person.
01:50:33.000 You say perception.
01:50:34.000 You have dogs.
01:50:35.000 I have dogs.
01:50:35.000 It's not perception, it's ignorance, and it's irresponsible ignorance.
01:50:40.000 I agree, but this perception that does come from ignorance is that we love animals.
01:50:44.000 Like, I have a dog, you have dogs.
01:50:46.000 I live for my dogs.
01:50:48.000 Yeah, I have three dogs.
01:50:48.000 We love dogs, right?
01:50:49.000 Can't live without them!
01:50:50.000 You go home, you pet them.
01:50:51.000 People that don't have any interaction whatsoever with wildlife think of animals like they think of their dog.
01:50:56.000 I don't want anything to die.
01:50:57.000 And then you hear about a mountain lion, like, oh, why would you kill a mountain lion?
01:51:00.000 You're being cruel.
01:51:01.000 Like, you would only kill a mountain lion if you're one of those dickless assholes that wants to go to Africa and shoot a lion in the head and mount it on your wall.
01:51:07.000 Unbelievable.
01:51:08.000 But this is the thought process behind it, and there's no pushback, because the public speaks.
01:51:13.000 And then I push back, and they attack me.
01:51:15.000 And they attack you.
01:51:16.000 They go after you.
01:51:16.000 Bring it on.
01:51:17.000 Bring it on, because ignorance bounces off me like personal hygiene from Michael Moore.
01:51:22.000 It just has no impact whatsoever.
01:51:25.000 I think he washes.
01:51:26.000 You don't think he washes?
01:51:27.000 Michael Moore, what a swine he is.
01:51:30.000 That's a subhuman mongrel if I ever saw him.
01:51:32.000 I met him.
01:51:33.000 He was a nice guy.
01:51:33.000 He's a prick.
01:51:34.000 He's a liar.
01:51:35.000 What do you think he's a liar about?
01:51:36.000 He's a scam artist.
01:51:37.000 He's a gun control?
01:51:38.000 Well, how about the fact that he put together that so-called documentary that Hollywood actually gave him an award and he copy and pasted Out of sequence, the attack on the great Charlton Heston, claiming he was somehow responsible for the little child killing herself with her paroled felon father's gun.
01:51:55.000 And they put it out of sequence and attributed Charlton Heston defending such irresponsible gun ownership.
01:52:03.000 Michael Moore is a lying, cruel, stoned punk.
01:52:07.000 Is he stoned?
01:52:08.000 Constantly.
01:52:09.000 All day?
01:52:10.000 All the time.
01:52:11.000 I think he uses suppositories.
01:52:13.000 Pfft.
01:52:14.000 I don't know him.
01:52:15.000 I do!
01:52:16.000 And he's a punk.
01:52:18.000 Have you ever had a conversation with him?
01:52:19.000 Yeah, I was on his TV show and I was responsible for ending his TV show because he tried to fuck with me.
01:52:24.000 And I don't know if you noticed, Joe, but I'm unfuckable.
01:52:27.000 You fuck with me, I'll eat your family tree and shit sawdust into your face.
01:52:32.000 Ask Pierce Morgan.
01:52:33.000 That seems like I saw your conversation with Pierce Morgan.
01:52:35.000 Not even close.
01:52:36.000 I was arm wrestling a torso.
01:52:38.000 Well, Pierce Morgan, the problem is he didn't understand the facts.
01:52:41.000 When you talk about gun violence, he didn't understand how much of gun violence...
01:52:44.000 He avoided the facts.
01:52:44.000 He knew them.
01:52:45.000 He avoided them.
01:52:45.000 Do you think that's true?
01:52:46.000 Absolutely.
01:52:47.000 Well, explain what we're talking about.
01:52:48.000 Because when you say the numbers of gun violence, a giant percentage of them are suicide.
01:52:53.000 A giant percentage of them are cops killing bad guys.
01:52:56.000 And citizens defending their families.
01:52:57.000 So all of those are out of the...
01:53:00.000 And then accidental gun deaths.
01:53:02.000 Well, may I summarize it for you?
01:53:04.000 So, Pierce Morgan fancies himself a cocky, rather witty limey.
01:53:08.000 He's got the accent and everything.
01:53:09.000 Not actually an accent, it's an impediment.
01:53:12.000 But he came on, and of course, he's going to take on the Motor City Mad Men.
01:53:16.000 I mean, this guy's going to be easy pickings.
01:53:18.000 He actually wrote Wango Tango.
01:53:21.000 I'll intellectually...
01:53:22.000 What is this thing you're doing?
01:53:24.000 That's that limey, manufactured confidence based on nothing except an ego that has no foundation in fact.
01:53:34.000 So Pierce Morgan, the CNN exec, so let's put Pierce Morgan on.
01:53:38.000 The Motor City Madman.
01:53:40.000 Well, they decided to put it in a gun store, too, right?
01:53:43.000 Well, the first time.
01:53:43.000 Did you see the first one at the CNN offices?
01:53:45.000 That's even better.
01:53:46.000 Yeah, I've seen both of them.
01:53:47.000 Yeah, that's the best one.
01:53:49.000 And so they think I'm a dirtbag and a goofball because I not only wrote Wang Dang Sweet Poontang, I meant it.
01:53:57.000 But when they take me on, they don't realize I never went to college because I was too busy learning shit.
01:54:03.000 And if you take me on on any subject that I am even slightly aware of, I will fuck you up.
01:54:11.000 Because I've studied this stuff.
01:54:13.000 I've lived this stuff.
01:54:14.000 I've been with guns since I could walk.
01:54:17.000 I have had universal, unlimited access to firepower my whole life, both in a recreational and A disciplined, a law enforcement, military training, and just family plinking competition.
01:54:32.000 So in every considerable, imaginable gun use, I've been 68 years of it.
01:54:42.000 So they sicked Pierce Morgan on me to teach me a lesson about how irresponsible gun owners are and that if we could just ban guns, that all the violence would end.
01:54:52.000 And of course, if you haven't seen it, you've got to Google it.
01:54:56.000 What's his take?
01:54:58.000 Well, I almost fixed him.
01:55:01.000 Because I so overwhelmed him with evidence that they finally researched and realized that every word out of my mouth was absolutely indisputable.
01:55:10.000 Well, what was most compelling that you were saying to him?
01:55:12.000 I'll summarize it this way, like I did to Pierce.
01:55:15.000 The anti-gunners have their dream.
01:55:18.000 It exists.
01:55:19.000 It existed in Paris, where all those people were shot with Kalashnikovs.
01:55:25.000 Kalashnikovs were banned.
01:55:26.000 They have their dream.
01:55:28.000 Pierce Morgan's dream exists.
01:55:29.000 It's called a gun-free zone.
01:55:32.000 Virginia Tech, Columbine, Sandy Hook, Aurora, Parkland, Every instance where the most innocent lives have been slaughtered, Have been in Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Eric Holder,
01:55:49.000 Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama's dream.
01:55:51.000 Their dream is a gun-free zone.
01:55:55.000 Where free people are forced, forced into unarmed helplessness where the most innocent lives are lost.
01:56:02.000 And that dream has produced more carnage and destroyed lives than anything in the world.
01:56:10.000 I think?
01:56:20.000 So if you know that your dream is a gun-free zone and that's where the most innocent lives are lost, what kind of demonic dirtbag would actually want more?
01:56:31.000 Well, let me stop.
01:56:32.000 Gun-free zone.
01:56:32.000 Let me stop.
01:56:33.000 Please do.
01:56:33.000 I'll take his position or anybody's position on the other side.
01:56:35.000 You would say the real gun-free zone would be no one having access to the gun that killed those people in the gun-free zone.
01:56:42.000 So it's not a gun-free zone.
01:56:43.000 And the real answer to drownings in America would be to ban water.
01:56:48.000 You work on banning water, I'll work on banning guns, and we'll touch base every few weeks and see how we're doing.
01:56:53.000 You cannot ban, you cannot eliminate guns, Finland.
01:56:58.000 You cannot eliminate guns, Alberta, Canada, where the guy came into the university and shot everybody up.
01:57:05.000 It's impossible.
01:57:06.000 So what you do, instead of thinking you could ban water, learn to swim and watch your children by the pool.
01:57:14.000 Call me weird, but the way to handle violence is to carry a gun, practice with it, and when someone brings lethal force against you, shoot the motherfucker!
01:57:26.000 People are very uncomfortable with the idea of an incredibly armed society.
01:57:30.000 Poor uncomfortable baby.
01:57:31.000 Sorry you're uncomfortable.
01:57:32.000 Then go ahead and bend over and die.
01:57:34.000 But you know what I'm saying?
01:57:35.000 What the fuck?
01:57:35.000 I know what you're saying, but wouldn't it be better if there weren't any concern?
01:57:39.000 The idea is to somehow or another take away the concern of people being shot randomly by some psycho.
01:57:46.000 That you've got to figure out if you get all the guns away...
01:57:49.000 How do you get all the guns away?
01:57:50.000 I don't know.
01:57:50.000 I don't know, but this is what I'm saying.
01:57:51.000 But you don't know, so let's just stop there and not try.
01:57:54.000 If it's not that, then everybody's got guns to shoot the guy who's got guns.
01:57:57.000 No, but everybody will not have guns.
01:57:58.000 Some people have guns.
01:58:00.000 Some people.
01:58:00.000 Here, I studied San Bernardino.
01:58:03.000 I studied Aurora.
01:58:04.000 I studied Virginia Tech.
01:58:05.000 I studied Columbine.
01:58:06.000 I studied Sandy Hook.
01:58:07.000 I studied them all.
01:58:09.000 Do you know, Joe, and everybody better write this down, because I'm the only guy that will tell you this.
01:58:14.000 I've studied the cadence, the bullet manufacturers, the rate of fire, the movement of the perp, and the movement of the victims.
01:58:24.000 In every instance, including in Connecticut, including Aurora, including San Bernardino right here, There were American citizens who would have had a gun on their person if they were allowed to.
01:58:39.000 And they could have been a meaningful force to at least reduce, if not terminate, the violent, murderous threat.
01:58:48.000 But by law, we have been so dumbed down and so forced against our natural survival instinct to have a tool on our belt That in every instance where the most innocent lives were slaughtered,
01:59:04.000 those people that would have intervened with a firearm, not many of them, but there was a janitor, there was a couple of guys in the office, they had concealed weapons permits, but they weren't allowed to have them in that building.
01:59:14.000 In Virginia Tech, there were guys that had concealed weapons permits, but they weren't allowed to have them there.
01:59:19.000 In Aurora, Colorado, are you kidding me?
01:59:21.000 All kinds of people would have had guns.
01:59:23.000 They could have returned fire, but they were forced into unarmed helplessness.
01:59:28.000 Here's the gun debate.
01:59:29.000 In its irrefutable conclusion, if you are forced into unarmed helplessness, you are unarmed and helpless.
01:59:40.000 What a horrible, irresponsible, suicidal condition that in.
01:59:47.000 I'm just a guitar player, Joe.
01:59:49.000 I've never been unarmed since I graduated from high school.
01:59:54.000 I've always had a hanky and a A pocket full of guitar picks and a pocket knife and a belt knife and a belt tool and a pistol and some extra bullets.
02:00:04.000 I just have them everywhere I go.
02:00:06.000 I've never been unarmed.
02:00:07.000 I find it...
02:00:08.000 How do you travel around?
02:00:12.000 I improvise, adapt, and overcome.
02:00:14.000 Luckily, I helped pass House Resolution 218, which means all sworn law enforcement officers are allowed to carry a gun nationwide.
02:00:20.000 I've been a sheriff deputy since 1984, and my credentials allow me to carry a gun everywhere I go, and I carry a gun everywhere I go.
02:00:28.000 In fact, even in England, American law enforcement are allowed to carry guns, and I carry a gun over there.
02:00:33.000 It's just a tool.
02:00:34.000 You carry a gun in England?
02:00:36.000 Yeah.
02:00:37.000 If some dirtbag comes at me with a spike in the board, I just shoot him.
02:00:42.000 Why not?
02:00:43.000 What's plan B? No, I agree that it's better to be armed.
02:00:48.000 It's better to have it and not to need it than to need it and not to have it.
02:00:52.000 Bingo.
02:00:53.000 The thing that we would all like to have is no school shootings, no mass shootings, no Aurora, no Columbine.
02:01:00.000 So how do you stop that?
02:01:02.000 Do you think you stop that with more guns?
02:01:04.000 Or do you think you stop that with mental health education, figuring out how to get people off of pills, figuring out how to keep people from living despondent lives where they want to just tear it all down and shoot everybody and hurt a bunch of people?
02:01:18.000 That's the root, right?
02:01:19.000 Sure.
02:01:19.000 Here we are, 2018. So we can't Go back in history and find the goofball from Virginia Tech and what motivated him.
02:01:28.000 We can't go back there because we have failed as a society to take care of people or respond with any sense of responsibility or effectiveness to the glaring danger signs most It's
02:02:03.000 very difficult for them to do something until someone does something.
02:02:08.000 No, it's not.
02:02:08.000 Isn't it?
02:02:09.000 No?
02:02:10.000 No, it's not.
02:02:10.000 So you think it's a failure of law enforcement?
02:02:13.000 What's the matter?
02:02:14.000 It was just a shooting two hours ago.
02:02:16.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:02:17.000 Another one?
02:02:18.000 Five people are dead and multiple people are shot.
02:02:20.000 Where?
02:02:20.000 Annapolis, Maryland.
02:02:22.000 Oh, Maryland, where no one's allowed to have a gun, by the way.
02:02:24.000 Maryland.
02:02:24.000 I walked into a newsroom and shot a bunch of reporters.
02:02:28.000 Jesus Christ.
02:02:28.000 How much you want to bet it was a gun-free zone?
02:02:31.000 Annapolis newsroom, shooting leaves five people dead, suspect in custody.
02:02:35.000 A newsroom?
02:02:36.000 Yeah.
02:02:37.000 So there's my point.
02:02:39.000 So I'm in a newsroom, and I'm ready to rock.
02:02:41.000 I'd rather be sitting where you are, but I figure you got me covered.
02:02:43.000 My point is that the cat is already out of the bag.
02:02:49.000 It's not too late.
02:02:52.000 Columbine guys, glaring signals, red alarms going off over.
02:02:57.000 Virginia Tech guy, red alarms going off for years.
02:03:01.000 Well, the Columbine thing is a difficult one because it really hadn't happened before that.
02:03:05.000 No one expected it.
02:03:06.000 But the parents walked through the garage for three years where the bomb-making materials were on the table.
02:03:13.000 Yeah, they weren't the best parents in the world.
02:03:15.000 And these guys were like zombies.
02:03:16.000 These guys were like zombies.
02:03:18.000 Doper freaks from Banzai Zululand maniacs.
02:03:24.000 Well, he's just different.
02:03:26.000 No, he's not.
02:03:26.000 He's freaky.
02:03:27.000 We need to sit down with this guy and get him some help.
02:03:30.000 The Aurora guy told his psychiatrist, my goal is to shoot as many people as possible.
02:03:34.000 And the psychiatrist didn't say anything.
02:03:36.000 Really?
02:03:37.000 It's on record.
02:03:38.000 He said in numerous visits with his psychiatrist that he had threatened.
02:03:42.000 His goal in life was to kill as many people as possible, and he's now got his new AR-15 to do it with.
02:03:48.000 And the psychiatrist didn't say anything.
02:03:50.000 I've studied this stuff.
02:03:51.000 We need to not only see something, say something, we're missing the part.
02:03:55.000 The final part?
02:03:56.000 Do something when this kind of aberrant, threatening, violent, red alarm behavior is going off.
02:04:05.000 Intervene.
02:04:06.000 Sit down with this kid at the first instance.
02:04:08.000 When your kid comes home all glassy-eyed and goofy and incommunicable and showing weird signs like the Sandy Hook guy did all his life and the Aurora guy did all his life and the Parkland guy zombie, you know, staring like a...
02:04:22.000 Wouldn't blink in a sandstorm.
02:04:25.000 Somebody's got...
02:04:25.000 I know I would.
02:04:27.000 I mean, in my life, whether it's musicians or family members, I go, are you all right?
02:04:32.000 What is going on?
02:04:33.000 You look like you're going to shit yourself, man.
02:04:36.000 Are you okay?
02:04:37.000 What are you doing?
02:04:37.000 But even if you have that conversation with somebody like the psychiatrist did to the Aurora shooter, I mean, how do you fix these people?
02:04:43.000 I mean...
02:04:44.000 What you're saying is, if you have no gun-free zones and people are allowed to have guns, at least they'll have an ability to defend themselves.
02:04:50.000 I agree with you.
02:04:51.000 I agree with you on that.
02:04:52.000 But how do you stop it from happening in the first place?
02:04:54.000 The anti-gun people say the way to stop it is to have no guns available to civilians that can do things like this.
02:05:00.000 Virtually impossible.
02:05:01.000 A virtual impossible.
02:05:02.000 So what we're dealing with is just pragmatically, when you look at 300 million people and probably 400 million guns.
02:05:09.000 Well, you haven't counted mine yet.
02:05:10.000 I mean, how many guns?
02:05:12.000 Yeah, for every guy like you that has hundreds of guns, you know.
02:05:17.000 I have almost everybody I know has hundreds of guns.
02:05:19.000 He doesn't like them, man.
02:05:20.000 I got hundreds of arrows.
02:05:22.000 I have four.
02:05:23.000 I have dozens of guitars.
02:05:27.000 We need to be a more assertive, aggressive, compassionate, aware society.
02:05:34.000 And when we see these glaring indicators, we're never going to stop at all.
02:05:38.000 There's always going to be evil in our lives.
02:05:41.000 And you can't stop it.
02:05:43.000 Hence, you should be armed and prepared.
02:05:45.000 And if you're not comfortably being armed, by all means, don't be.
02:05:49.000 If you don't want to...
02:05:50.000 Like I saw the debate Bill Maher saying, well, you can't expect every teacher to have a gun.
02:05:54.000 I go...
02:05:55.000 Who's ever recommended that?
02:05:57.000 That's what the anti-gun people always go.
02:05:59.000 Everybody should have a machine gun and just shoot at everything.
02:06:03.000 Yeah, that's a pretty good...
02:06:04.000 That quote for quote what I recommended.
02:06:06.000 I mean, they go to the deep end every time.
02:06:09.000 Well, they're trying to make fun of the proposition that people should be armed to protect themselves against killers.
02:06:17.000 There are people I know everywhere.
02:06:20.000 Teachers...
02:06:22.000 Grocery store baggers.
02:06:26.000 Name a walk of life.
02:06:27.000 My welding buddy, my mechanic, my dentist, my doctor.
02:06:32.000 Your doctor strapped?
02:06:33.000 Yes!
02:06:33.000 I mean, they're pragmatists.
02:06:36.000 They're utilitarian.
02:06:36.000 They're self-sufficient.
02:06:39.000 When did that become...
02:06:44.000 Undesirable to be self-sufficient and capable.
02:06:46.000 I don't think that's the problem.
02:06:47.000 I think what we're saying is that we have such a gun problem.
02:06:50.000 There's so many people and so many guns that people just want to somehow or another diminish the numbers.
02:06:55.000 Joe, we do not have a gun problem.
02:06:57.000 When I was growing up, we had guns in school.
02:06:59.000 During the season, rifles, shotguns were brought and put in your lockers.
02:07:03.000 There was unlimited, ubiquitous access to firepower throughout my youth.
02:07:09.000 No school shootings.
02:07:11.000 Something else has happened, and it has a lot to do with Big Farm and the irresponsible knee-jerk bandage on a gaping wound of a child showing, you know, uppity, childlike behavior, and all of a sudden they Prozac them and they're riddling them.
02:07:30.000 This stuff turns you into a zombie.
02:07:32.000 My dear, dear blood brother, Cliff Davies.
02:07:35.000 Wow.
02:07:35.000 The greatest drummer on the planet.
02:07:38.000 Listen to what he did on the Ted Nugent album and the Cat Scratch Fever album and the Free For All album and the Weekend War.
02:07:45.000 I mean, this guy was a god of musicality.
02:07:48.000 He became depressed and was prescribed.
02:07:53.000 And the incidence of people being prescribed mood controllers and emotion controllers and depression controllers, the incidence and the consistency with which they attempt to go cold turkey and kill themselves.
02:08:11.000 Your brain becomes changed.
02:08:15.000 It becomes altered.
02:08:17.000 Your logic meter is off-duty with this pharmaceuticals in your system.
02:08:23.000 Cliff came home, decided to get off the Prozac, walked out into the yard screaming, throwing his clothes out the window, and shot himself in the head.
02:08:34.000 And Aurora guy, they're all on something.
02:08:40.000 It's true.
02:08:42.000 And mothers and fathers out there, Discipline is the answer, not pharmaceuticals.
02:08:50.000 Conversation is the answer.
02:08:53.000 Probing, parenting is the answer.
02:08:57.000 Like I said, when I was growing up, we had a cuckoo's nest.
02:08:59.000 We had Eloise, and people showed dangerous and antisocial behavior.
02:09:06.000 You intervened, and you put them in an institution.
02:09:10.000 Even that was a mistake because it was always a chemical response instead of a compassionate response, a loving response.
02:09:17.000 Well, some people need a chemical response, right?
02:09:19.000 Some people do.
02:09:19.000 Some people are fucked in the head.
02:09:20.000 Yes, you do.
02:09:21.000 You have to do something.
02:09:22.000 Absolutely.
02:09:23.000 And then there's the argument that there's a lot of people that take these pharmaceuticals and they have no violent outbursts, which I agree with too, but the people that do have violent outbursts are almost universally on something.
02:09:36.000 Universe, yeah.
02:09:37.000 Yeah, if you look at the numbers, and I've said this many times, and I don't think we have a gun problem.
02:09:42.000 I think we have a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem.
02:09:45.000 Absolutely.
02:09:45.000 Because whether it's someone driving a truck into a crowd of people, that's the same thing.
02:09:49.000 Do you think after...
02:09:51.000 42 calls to the Sheriff's Department threatening to shoot the school and three to the FBI. Do you think the Parkland shooter should have been visited a little earlier than after 42 and three calls of threatening to shoot up the school?
02:10:03.000 Do you think the authorities should have the right to go visit this kid, meet with his parents, and get the guns out of there?
02:10:09.000 Don't you think when you say, I am going to shoot up the school, in my world, that would be good enough to disqualify that person from owning a gun?
02:10:19.000 I agree with you.
02:10:20.000 I don't know what the circumstances were with the Parkland kid, and I know that the FBI did visit him on one occasion, right?
02:10:25.000 That's not good enough.
02:10:26.000 I don't know what they...
02:10:27.000 It's not like he was, you know, peeing on the Alamo and just being a dirtbag.
02:10:32.000 He was threatening to kill as many people as possible.
02:10:35.000 That, to me, is enough information to disarm the guy and probably institutionalize him or even take him in for review to a psychiatric ward at that point.
02:10:45.000 You can't say, I'm going to kill people.
02:10:49.000 You can't say that!
02:10:51.000 Are you comfortable with a world where there's so much gun violence that everybody just has to be strapped?
02:10:56.000 Or is there a way?
02:10:57.000 The last thing, I've said it a hundred times, I'm going to say it again on the Joe Rogan podcast, write it down.
02:11:04.000 I do not want everyone to carry a gun.
02:11:09.000 I do not want everyone to own a gun.
02:11:12.000 I don't want everyone to hunt.
02:11:15.000 I don't want everyone to have an 850 horsepower Ford Bronco.
02:11:19.000 I don't want everyone to go on the Joe Rogan podcast.
02:11:23.000 There is a time and place for individuality and individual choices, and many people will always be uncomfortable, you know, taking a hook out of a fish's lip.
02:11:33.000 So don't go fishing!
02:11:34.000 And if you don't feel comfortable around guns, by all means, just don't have one!
02:11:40.000 But those of us that have a hint of warrior instinct and rugged Boy Scout being prepared desire Don't disarm us.
02:11:51.000 We're your best friend.
02:11:54.000 And they're everywhere.
02:11:56.000 Those teachers in all these school shootings, there were teachers that would have had a gun, but they were forbidden to.
02:12:02.000 And there are instances, and this is something that people that are anti-gun don't like to talk about, but there are instances where trained shooters have stopped mass shootings and have stopped someone killing people.
02:12:12.000 They've happened more than once.
02:12:14.000 And let me comment on the training.
02:12:15.000 Well, as long as I get training, let's squash that myth.
02:12:21.000 Big old fat Jewish lady in New York City back in the 60s.
02:12:24.000 She was robbed at gunpoint and knife point over and over again.
02:12:27.000 Remember when they had like 2,000 murders a year in Manhattan?
02:12:30.000 Yeah.
02:12:30.000 It's just runaway mayhem.
02:12:33.000 She was getting upset.
02:12:34.000 She wanted to get a pistol.
02:12:35.000 She went to the police station.
02:12:36.000 I need to get a permit.
02:12:37.000 Well, I'm sorry.
02:12:38.000 We don't give permits for guns.
02:12:39.000 But I've been robbed all these times.
02:12:41.000 I'm scared.
02:12:42.000 He comes back all the time.
02:12:44.000 Guns, points gun, wants my money.
02:12:47.000 I'm sorry.
02:12:47.000 You can't have a gun.
02:12:49.000 So she was frustrated.
02:12:50.000 This was a documented case.
02:12:53.000 And so she went to Uncle Joe.
02:12:54.000 Uncle Joe, I'm scared.
02:12:55.000 I need a gun.
02:12:57.000 This guy keeps, he's going to kill me.
02:12:59.000 So Uncle Joe got her a revolver.
02:13:02.000 She, I don't like it.
02:13:03.000 Just put it under the cot.
02:13:04.000 I don't like it.
02:13:05.000 I'm scared of it.
02:13:05.000 I don't like guns.
02:13:06.000 Never fired it in her life.
02:13:08.000 No training.
02:13:09.000 Had no idea.
02:13:10.000 But she knew which end the bullet came out of.
02:13:12.000 Next time she was robbed, she shot the son of a bitch.
02:13:15.000 She knew what to do.
02:13:16.000 She knew what was the trigger.
02:13:17.000 No training.
02:13:18.000 She won.
02:13:19.000 Shot the guy that was threatening her life.
02:13:21.000 Now they put her in jail.
02:13:23.000 Initially, it's like, you know, Bernie Goetz defending his life, but eventually the charges were dropped because it was clear and present she was defending herself from an engineered recidivistic Write that down.
02:13:39.000 Engineered recidivistic.
02:13:41.000 The system, knowingly and intentionally, lets out knifers and stabbers and rapists and murderers and child molesters.
02:13:48.000 They keep letting them out.
02:13:49.000 Those are the people, 96% of the time, that commit the violent crimes.
02:13:53.000 But when you say engineered, do you think they do that because of prison overpopulation or lack of funds?
02:13:57.000 Or do you think they do it because they want society to be dangerous?
02:14:00.000 I can't imagine the motivation.
02:14:02.000 I can't imagine.
02:14:04.000 Don't you think it's just incompetence?
02:14:06.000 Absolutely.
02:14:08.000 Incompetence.
02:14:08.000 And a diffusion of responsibility for the individuals.
02:14:12.000 Yep.
02:14:12.000 Bureaucratic, institutionalized irresponsibility.
02:14:16.000 Yeah.
02:14:17.000 And corruption and abuse of power.
02:14:18.000 They don't want to deal with it.
02:14:19.000 And a lack of resources.
02:14:20.000 Yeah.
02:14:21.000 Cut him a deal.
02:14:21.000 He only shot three people.
02:14:23.000 Let's get him on jaywalking.
02:14:24.000 Okay.
02:14:26.000 Cut him a deal.
02:14:27.000 He only served six years of his life sentence for killing those people.
02:14:30.000 I mean, it happens all the time!
02:14:31.000 And that guy's on the street and he kills somebody.
02:14:33.000 He goes, I can't believe it.
02:14:34.000 He had an arrest record going back to his youth and it was 100 pages long.
02:14:37.000 I can't believe you let him out.
02:14:38.000 Well, we let him out.
02:14:39.000 We knew he killed people.
02:14:41.000 In fact, he stabbed two people, but he missed the artery, so we're going to let him out and see if he can study anatomy enough and get a good stab next time.
02:14:48.000 Our court systems are a joke.
02:14:50.000 Our prison system is a joke.
02:14:53.000 I mean, if somebody stabs somebody, do you want him on the street with you?
02:14:58.000 If he stabs somebody, you are killing that person.
02:15:00.000 You're just shitty at it.
02:15:02.000 If you shoot at somebody and you miss, that's murder.
02:15:06.000 You're just bad at it.
02:15:07.000 If you're willing to throw a bullet at a human being, I want him in a cage forever, or better yet, dead right there and then.
02:15:14.000 If he's capable of taking an innocent life, I want him out of the gene pool.
02:15:18.000 I don't believe in, how did I put it in that one interview?
02:15:23.000 I don't believe in repeat crime, repeat criminals.
02:15:28.000 I believe in dead criminals.
02:15:29.000 If someone threatens innocent life, get them out of here.
02:15:34.000 I really believe that.
02:15:35.000 And you know who the best person to make that decision is?
02:15:37.000 The person about to get stabbed.
02:15:39.000 The lady about to get raped.
02:15:41.000 The guy about to get shot at.
02:15:43.000 This all makes sense.
02:15:44.000 I mean, I feel what you're saying.
02:15:46.000 I think the real problem is, why does it happen in the first place?
02:15:49.000 Because we're a society that doesn't respond to alarming signals in the hope of not hurting feelings instead of saving lives.
02:15:57.000 It's a liberal mantra of feel-good Inaction versus tough choices and harsh choices that will actually save lives.
02:16:08.000 Don't you think it's also a lack of resources, too?
02:16:10.000 And a lack of...
02:16:10.000 I mean, these people that are interviewing these psychos before they snap are not really psychologists.
02:16:16.000 Based on my tax bill, I think they have the resources that's just mismanaged and wasted.
02:16:22.000 By the way, while we're doing this, can I hit the bathroom real quick here?
02:16:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:16:25.000 Go ahead.
02:16:25.000 Before I squirm right out of here.
02:16:27.000 Go ahead.
02:16:27.000 You know where it is.
02:16:27.000 We'll be right back.
02:16:30.000 We'll stay, yeah.
02:16:31.000 Amazing, you're walking fantastic on those robot knees, man.
02:16:35.000 It's crazy.
02:16:39.000 It's amazing how few people can hold their piss.
02:16:42.000 Sometimes it comes.
02:16:43.000 Yeah.
02:16:44.000 He's got two waters down.
02:16:45.000 Yeah, he slammed two waters.
02:16:47.000 This shooting happening while he's on is so appropriate.
02:16:52.000 I mean, it's so crazy that this is the time.
02:16:56.000 So this is a newsroom?
02:16:58.000 Do they have a motivation for this guy?
02:17:00.000 No motivation.
02:17:01.000 He's being interrogated right now is what I just read.
02:17:04.000 It's amazing that these guys, they get captured, but they don't get killed.
02:17:09.000 Like the Parkland kid and a lot of these people, how are they not killing these people when it's happening?
02:17:15.000 Supposedly a white guy in his 20s.
02:17:18.000 Is it some fake news thing?
02:17:20.000 I mean, he shot reporters, you know?
02:17:23.000 Until the interrogation comes out, I feel like it's not fair to say, but there are people pointing at things that have been in the news recently.
02:17:30.000 Oh, fuck.
02:17:32.000 It's just so much.
02:17:34.000 I mean, I hear what Ted's saying, that you should be able to defend yourself.
02:17:38.000 And I agree.
02:17:39.000 Like, if you were in a grocery store somewhere and some guy came in shooting and you had a gun, I would want you to be able to defend yourself.
02:17:48.000 I want you to be alive.
02:17:49.000 I agree with you.
02:17:51.000 I get that.
02:17:52.000 But is that the only way?
02:17:54.000 I mean, or is it just what we have to do right now?
02:17:57.000 I mean, I don't know what anybody on the other side wants, other than taking away everyone's guns.
02:18:03.000 But if you take away everyone's guns, how are you possibly going to do an audit of 300 million guns in this country?
02:18:08.000 How are you going to find all the illegal ones?
02:18:10.000 How are you going to find all the stored ones?
02:18:11.000 And then there's that old cliche, if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
02:18:16.000 I mean, it's almost like the same thing we're talking about in terms of legalizing and illegal drugs.
02:18:23.000 When drugs are legal, they can be taxed and you can make sense of the situation.
02:18:28.000 You can have treatment centers.
02:18:29.000 The stigma of, you know, the appeal of them, of doing something you're not supposed to do is no longer there.
02:18:35.000 And then you're not funding these illegal organizations.
02:18:38.000 Organizations like, you know, the cartels in Mexico or...
02:18:42.000 Back when it was organized crime in America for alcohol, when the prohibition was going on.
02:18:49.000 I don't think that you're going to be able to take away all these guns.
02:18:55.000 But I don't know what the argument...
02:18:56.000 I would like to talk to somebody who has an argument that you could do it.
02:18:59.000 Because I know they did it in Australia, but Australia is so small.
02:19:03.000 And by the way, you can get guns in Australia.
02:19:06.000 People use guns there for hunting all the time.
02:19:08.000 So guns are available and occasionally they do have gun violence.
02:19:11.000 But they had like one mass shooting in the 1990s in Australia and they just banned all the guns.
02:19:16.000 But Australians are...
02:19:17.000 they're a different culture too.
02:19:20.000 Like this fucking culture is gun happy from all of our movies and television shows and the solution is always like bang bang bang like shooting people is a part of the solution.
02:19:32.000 You know, I don't know.
02:19:34.000 I don't know man.
02:19:36.000 I just, no one has an answer.
02:19:38.000 No one on that side, no one on this side.
02:19:40.000 Every answer has holes in it.
02:19:43.000 You laughing?
02:19:44.000 What happened?
02:19:45.000 Nothing like a good piss I always say.
02:19:48.000 God I love that.
02:19:50.000 I always say, too.
02:19:52.000 This conversation about guns, I don't see an answer.
02:19:58.000 I really don't.
02:19:58.000 I don't see an answer.
02:19:59.000 Ultimately, I'm all for responsible gun ownership.
02:20:03.000 I have guns.
02:20:04.000 I've hunted with guns.
02:20:05.000 I believe in gun ownership.
02:20:06.000 But how do you stop gun violence?
02:20:08.000 And I don't know what the answer is.
02:20:10.000 And I think this is ultimately what everybody is trying to find.
02:20:12.000 We were talking about, when you were gone, the Australians, where they banned guns because of one mass shooting, and they've never had a mass shooting since.
02:20:20.000 Yeah, but their gun crime continues to go up and down based on other social factors.
02:20:25.000 And there's not many of them.
02:20:26.000 There's only 20 million people in their entire country.
02:20:28.000 You know, I would like to address probably the glaring beast in the room of America.
02:20:36.000 You're 50-something, right?
02:20:38.000 50. 51 in August.
02:20:40.000 I'll be 70 and I've had a pretty good radar.
02:20:42.000 I've got a pretty good absorption factor of information, evidence, experiences, ideas, opinions, activities.
02:20:56.000 What the hell happened?
02:20:59.000 That would allow Americans, so many of us, to become so evil that we want to hurt each other and kill each other.
02:21:11.000 And kill children.
02:21:13.000 And rob and molest.
02:21:15.000 They want to make the biggest impact.
02:21:17.000 They want to hurt the most people because they're hurting.
02:21:21.000 Where did that...
02:21:23.000 Delineation from a post-World War II celebration of the freedoms that motivated our armed forces to defeat the worst evil on the planet, the Japanese slaughterers and the Nazi devils.
02:21:40.000 That it was our constitution and our individual rights that motivated these guys to fight harder.
02:21:48.000 And you know, as a martial artist, you have to see beyond the contest.
02:21:53.000 And it's almost like you don't make your hit where you want to hit.
02:21:58.000 You want your hit to go past where you want to hit.
02:22:03.000 We were a united nation in 1946, 1947, and certainly right, 48 when I was born.
02:22:11.000 And Detroit was the work ethic, productivity epicenter of planet Earth, universally known.
02:22:18.000 We were the war machine that built the tanks and the bombers and the planes and pride of ownership.
02:22:26.000 And you got up early and you busted your ass to be the best that you can be and you kept your yard good and you kept your house clean and you earned your own way and it was an embarrassment not to earn your own way.
02:22:39.000 And you save for a rainy day, and you live within your means, and you discipline yourself.
02:22:44.000 My upbringing wasn't poverty.
02:22:46.000 I was never in need.
02:22:47.000 But you couldn't drink a whole Coke.
02:22:50.000 You couldn't buy something because you wanted it.
02:22:52.000 You needed some socks.
02:22:53.000 You probably got them for Christmas.
02:22:56.000 And if I wanted an arrow, I had to go to pick up garbage and try to sell golf balls back and get deposits on bottles and cans and cut lawns.
02:23:08.000 Got to work for it.
02:23:08.000 Yeah.
02:23:09.000 There was the rugged individualism, the self-sufficiency, the neighborliness, the giving and caring and You know, it did take a village.
02:23:20.000 It started with family, but you cared about your neighbors and you watched over each other.
02:23:24.000 And then I saw, with all due respect, when the beatniks and the dope and then the hippies and the disconnect and a carelessness erupted and a meanness.
02:23:41.000 I started seeing...
02:23:43.000 More meanness and anger and disconnect.
02:23:47.000 And then, after whether it was the New Deal or the Great Society, which kind of incentivized not being the best that you can be, and you can actually stay home and get a check, and the unions would negotiate not on quality automobiles,
02:24:04.000 but money that May or may not be there, but we'll get you some more money and you can make Chryslers that won't even start.
02:24:11.000 You can't even drive them!
02:24:12.000 They're such a pile of shit.
02:24:14.000 And I saw this Detroit go from this glowing...
02:24:20.000 Epicenter of goodwill and decency and work ethic to liberal Democrats scamming people and bribing people for votes by getting you something you didn't earn.
02:24:32.000 And then all of a sudden, the city burnt down and there were couches in the street and refrigerators on the lawns and it just turned into a lump of shit.
02:24:45.000 And it breaks my heart.
02:24:47.000 I go downtown Detroit now and building the beautiful architecture still boarded up from the 67 riots.
02:24:54.000 I took my kids down for the 42nd anniversary of the Amboy Dukes, and I wanted to show them this beautiful city I was raised in and what happened to it.
02:25:02.000 And almost for dramatic effect, almost like Cecil B. DeMille was directing a scene for me to emphasize how deteriorated Detroit got.
02:25:12.000 Here's this guy on the sidewalk with his pants down taking a dump.
02:25:17.000 In the middle of the afternoon!
02:25:19.000 And I go, well, I didn't actually hire that guy.
02:25:21.000 That's really what's happened here.
02:25:23.000 So, if you allow your society to crumble before your eyes without intervening and going, hey, you can't do that!
02:25:32.000 Hey, you can't do that!
02:25:33.000 And I've done it with my musicians all my life.
02:25:35.000 I go, goddammit, we were really rocking last week and now you're all stoned and can't even wake you up!
02:25:41.000 But don't you think that when you're talking about 1946, the United States, we were all...
02:25:48.000 Against the Nazis and the Japanese, we were united in the fact that our lives were threatened, the world's future was threatened, and people felt like they had a purpose.
02:25:58.000 Purpose.
02:25:58.000 Do you remember, I was in New York right after September 11th, and something happened, a friend of mine fainted, and we had to call the fire department, you know, EMT showed up, and the respect of And the happiness that people had when they saw the first responders.
02:26:15.000 And I was like, this is fascinating because I lived in New York before.
02:26:19.000 A high point.
02:26:19.000 It was a high point because people had felt what it was like to be attacked, to be at war.
02:26:25.000 I mean, that was what the attack in the Trade Center or the Twin Towers was.
02:26:29.000 We were at war.
02:26:30.000 Powerful.
02:26:30.000 And they felt this and they felt united because of it.
02:26:33.000 And when these people showed up to help They were excited to see them.
02:26:37.000 They were like heroes.
02:26:38.000 They treated them like real heroes.
02:26:40.000 And I was like, this is a different feeling than anything I've had before.
02:26:43.000 And I had to imagine that this was probably what it was like in the United States in the 40s when we were in the middle of the war.
02:26:50.000 I think you're right.
02:26:50.000 When people were united, working together to make sure there was enough scrap metal and enough rubber, and they were carpooling so that they have enough raw materials to create...
02:27:01.000 Keeping twine and rubber bands for the war it caused.
02:27:05.000 Sacrificing for the benefit of their society.
02:27:07.000 Yeah, and they felt like there was something real going on.
02:27:11.000 Whereas when there's no threat and no worries, I think people get lost.
02:27:15.000 I think, especially people with no discipline.
02:27:18.000 Not everybody, of course, but there's a tendency to get lost.
02:27:22.000 Then there's a tendency for people to take advantage of those people that are lost and say, it's not your fault, it's the government's fault.
02:27:27.000 And the government needs to pay you, and the government needs to help out.
02:27:30.000 So wrong.
02:27:31.000 But there's this very strange tendency that people have.
02:27:34.000 And also, if I may exalt, here I am with Joe Rogan.
02:27:37.000 We never met.
02:27:38.000 I didn't know much about him.
02:27:39.000 Everybody was bombarding me.
02:27:40.000 He said, you've got to go on Joe Rogan.
02:27:41.000 The guy's reasonable, sensible, smart, and funny, and he's promoting hunting now.
02:27:47.000 And I go, well, motherfucker, sounds like my boy.
02:27:50.000 Let's go do this.
02:27:51.000 You have to admit, with intelligent, conscientious, well-formulated prioritization, 2018, we can go on and on about the problems in the world.
02:28:07.000 Do you know that I'm the happiest motherfucker with the greatest band, the greatest crew, the greatest family?
02:28:14.000 Love my TV show and New York Times bestsellers and successful to some degree and the things I pursue and my passions.
02:28:21.000 And I'm doing your show.
02:28:23.000 We're talking about important issues.
02:28:25.000 And I have danger zone people that come backstage and we raise money for charities every night.
02:28:31.000 Do you know, Joe, that I can't find a dirt bag?
02:28:34.000 In your circle.
02:28:35.000 I don't know, but it's a pretty big circle.
02:28:38.000 But your pretty big circle is...
02:28:39.000 Yeah, and I walk down the streets here, I go to Starbucks and get a coffee.
02:28:42.000 Hey, Uncle Ted!
02:28:43.000 They pay for it for me.
02:28:44.000 And love, Spirit of the Wild!
02:28:46.000 Thanks for standing up for our freedoms!
02:28:48.000 God bless you!
02:28:49.000 I can't find a dirt bag.
02:28:52.000 I'm sure I could.
02:28:53.000 But here's a salute on a Joe Rogan podcast to all those people out there That do intelligently and responsibly prioritize.
02:29:03.000 And they bust their ass because they're out there.
02:29:06.000 There's monster armies of working hard, playing hard shit kickers who sacrifice and take risks and try to start a new business and fall down in the arena and stand up and brush themselves off and get back at it.
02:29:20.000 Those are the people that I want to talk to right now because they're the best of the best.
02:29:26.000 Don't back off Friction.
02:29:30.000 Don't back off discomforting encounters, whether it's your kid, because I've got buddies.
02:29:36.000 Kids die to fentanyl.
02:29:38.000 Great families.
02:29:41.000 That fentanyl shit is fucking horrible.
02:29:43.000 Oh my God, I'll cry for you.
02:29:44.000 And you take them in your arms and they didn't do anything wrong.
02:29:48.000 And they're burying their fucking kid.
02:29:52.000 Did you confront him?
02:29:53.000 Are you telling me you didn't see this, man?
02:29:56.000 Here's my alert to people listening to the Uncle Ted and Uncle Joe boogie.
02:30:04.000 Look harder.
02:30:06.000 Be more assertive.
02:30:26.000 And badger your elected employees.
02:30:30.000 We need to have mental health facilities.
02:30:34.000 What are you wasting money on?
02:30:37.000 You don't need to find out the sex life of a turtle.
02:30:40.000 You need to take those billions of grant money that you're blowing right now for some jack-off, and we need to address the mental health homelessness.
02:30:55.000 The people who have mental issues and physical issues, and that Donald Trump has finally got a point in time where you can fire a veteran administration Scam artist punk who doesn't care about the vets,
02:31:11.000 doesn't show up for work, and absconds on revenues that could have got a couple wheelchairs for a legless Marine.
02:31:17.000 Now we can fire the bastards.
02:31:19.000 So there is upgrade happening.
02:31:21.000 But those that do know and do care...
02:31:24.000 Know more, care more, and demand answers, whether it's your family member.
02:31:31.000 How come you didn't show up at the family event?
02:31:35.000 What are you doing?
02:31:37.000 Are you high?
02:31:38.000 Are you using?
02:31:40.000 What are you doing?
02:31:42.000 I think if we start family, neighbors, and don't be afraid to tell your neighbor, you know, I saw your son the other day who's passed out at the curb.
02:31:51.000 I don't think we intervene like we did back when I was growing up.
02:31:55.000 Nobody would have tolerated that shit when I was growing up.
02:31:57.000 They would have sounded the alarm, and I don't think there's enough of that.
02:32:01.000 Neighborliness.
02:32:04.000 Not being afraid to hurt feelings.
02:32:08.000 Well, it's none of your business.
02:32:09.000 Well, you know, it is my business because you're my neighbor and the guy just shitting my lawn.
02:32:14.000 I mean, I don't think we're aggressive enough.
02:32:17.000 I come from a world of aggression.
02:32:20.000 Not being a prick about it, but asking questions.
02:32:22.000 At some point, you might have to shrug your shoulders and go, well, he doesn't want any help.
02:32:25.000 There's nothing I can do.
02:32:26.000 But I tried.
02:32:27.000 But you like conflict.
02:32:29.000 I don't like it, but I like to eradicate it.
02:32:32.000 I like to intervene to reduce conflict.
02:32:34.000 But you know that the way you express yourself is entertaining, but it's also polarizing.
02:32:39.000 Sure.
02:32:41.000 Sure.
02:32:41.000 And you invite this sort of...
02:32:44.000 Not intentionally.
02:32:44.000 I think by being a pragmatist, you're going to invite conflict, because some people don't like to hear this shit.
02:32:51.000 Yeah.
02:32:51.000 Some people don't like to hear this shit, but the style in which you talk, like even when you're debating Piers Morgan, you're very powerful with the way you describe things, and you get people that want to argue back with you.
02:33:04.000 It's time for that.
02:33:05.000 Because I think the gentleman's approach, Mitt Romney and John McCain, you didn't represent nothing.
02:33:12.000 The reason Donald Trump won is because finally the shit-kickers, who work rough and tumble, those construction guys outside the Four Seasons.
02:33:21.000 I stand at the Four Seasons.
02:33:22.000 How cool is that?
02:33:24.000 They're busting their ass.
02:33:25.000 They're getting up early and they're working hard and they go throw back a few beers and have a little barbecue at night.
02:33:30.000 These are the guys I'm talking about and talking to.
02:33:33.000 And And they're the ones who voted for Donald Trump, finally, because he came out, he wasn't afraid.
02:33:39.000 He sounded like a shit-kicker.
02:33:40.000 Well, he sounded like them.
02:33:42.000 Sounded like us.
02:33:43.000 Yeah.
02:33:44.000 There was a real problem that we have in this country with people that are career politicians, and he was really the first guy.
02:33:50.000 That's the problem.
02:33:51.000 Career politicians is the problem.
02:33:53.000 Status quo.
02:33:54.000 You know, Donald Trump isn't perfect.
02:33:56.000 I like imperfect.
02:33:57.000 Imperfect is cool.
02:33:58.000 You and me are good examples.
02:34:01.000 But he came in swinging a crowbar to this horrible status quo that can best be described as, well, he's not presidential.
02:34:07.000 You're goddamn right he's not presidential because all these presidential guys got us into this mess because they were so cautious and they didn't want to ruffle any feathers.
02:34:16.000 We want to have a big tent, including all the bad guys and people that don't believe in secure borders.
02:34:23.000 What's that?
02:34:24.000 And people that don't believe in earning your own way.
02:34:25.000 What's that?
02:34:26.000 People that don't know the difference between legal immigration and illegal immigration.
02:34:30.000 What's that?
02:34:30.000 So the shit kickers finally saw somebody busting the status quo.
02:34:35.000 You're damn right he's not presidential, because presidential got us into this train wreck, and we're done with it.
02:34:41.000 So the Republicans better be paying attention, because if you're status quo-y, we're not voting for you.
02:34:48.000 If you come in swinging, you don't have to be rude, you don't have to be screaming, you don't have to be condemning, but you have to be honest and forthright and sound like somebody, you'd have a beer with it, a barbecue.
02:34:57.000 And if you sound like a shit kicker and one of us working hard playing on Americans, and you address our concerns, we'll vote for you.
02:35:03.000 If you don't, we're going to stay in our tree stand in November, which is what happened traditionally.
02:35:08.000 That's why Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania, with 800,000 hunters, won it for Trump, because we are a hunter's We're good to go.
02:35:29.000 The Democrats have been lying to me.
02:35:30.000 The Democrats have been scamming me.
02:35:32.000 I'm voting for Trump.
02:35:33.000 He's a status quo wrecker.
02:35:35.000 Yowza.
02:35:36.000 When you say, like, lying and scamming, what are your examples?
02:35:39.000 Like, what do you mean?
02:35:40.000 Good grief.
02:35:42.000 But, like, what gets to you?
02:35:44.000 Like, what is the thing that when you think of Democrats and you think of lying and scamming, what do you think of?
02:35:48.000 You don't need to read this!
02:35:50.000 You need to sign it to find out what's in it!
02:35:54.000 Nancy Pelosi on the House floor with this huge, voluminous health care bill actually said you don't need to read it.
02:36:00.000 You need to cite it to find out what's in it.
02:36:04.000 Wow!
02:36:04.000 You don't remember that?
02:36:06.000 No, I don't.
02:36:06.000 Holy shit!
02:36:07.000 That sounds pretty ridiculous.
02:36:09.000 She said it!
02:36:10.000 And then watch her try to form a sentence.
02:36:13.000 Watch Maxine Water desperately search for a syllable.
02:36:16.000 Listen to the words out of their mouths.
02:36:19.000 Well, did you see what she did?
02:36:20.000 They're freaks.
02:36:20.000 Did you see this thing that she was calling out for people?
02:36:23.000 Did you see anyone in the administration having dinner?
02:36:26.000 Yes, including Ted Nugent.
02:36:27.000 Yeah.
02:36:27.000 Bring it on, assholes.
02:36:29.000 To disrupt and cause a crowd and tell them that you're not welcome?
02:36:32.000 That's an insanely irresponsible thing to say.
02:36:35.000 That's treacherous.
02:36:36.000 Every one of my promoters have death threats because they dare to hire me.
02:36:40.000 Every one of my bandmates and my crewmates, some guys that are building this wonderful Bell amplifier, they just showed a picture on their website with me testing their new amplifier, and people attacked them and threatened to kill them because they're working with the coward animal murderer.
02:36:56.000 You're the gun nut.
02:36:58.000 I'm a gun nut.
02:36:59.000 I'm also a screwdriver nut, too.
02:37:01.000 But that's what I'm saying about you being this polarizing figure.
02:37:03.000 The people that aren't thinking deeply into it or listening to everything you say, they hear one thing.
02:37:08.000 How else can you address it?
02:37:11.000 I don't know.
02:37:11.000 That's why I'm asking you.
02:37:12.000 Well, I'm telling you, you know, Joe, the guys have tried to sound very polite and very non-confrontational.
02:37:18.000 Got us into this mess.
02:37:20.000 If you don't believe America needs secure borders, you're the enemy of America.
02:37:26.000 You need secure...
02:37:27.000 Who doesn't know you need secure borders?
02:37:29.000 Nancy Pelosi doesn't.
02:37:30.000 Hillary Clinton didn't.
02:37:32.000 Loretta Lynch didn't.
02:37:33.000 I mean, come on.
02:37:34.000 These people are freaks.
02:37:36.000 America First pisses off Democrats.
02:37:39.000 How can that be?
02:37:42.000 If it's not America first, then who is it?
02:37:44.000 I think people think of it as you're denying opportunity to people that live in an impoverished third world country that's connected to us.
02:37:50.000 No, no, no.
02:37:51.000 They think of it as racism.
02:37:52.000 All my ancestors came through Ellis Island and denounced their allegiance to where they came from.
02:37:59.000 You can still cook Swedish and you can still cook German, but you've got to announce allegiance to where you come from because you're coming here.
02:38:08.000 You have to pledge allegiance to the United States now.
02:38:11.000 But it's fucking hard for someone to come over from Mexico.
02:38:14.000 And don't you think that the real problem is that Mexico sucks?
02:38:16.000 That parts of Mexico suck?
02:38:18.000 Yeah, overall, yeah.
02:38:19.000 To figure out a way to help those people, really the only way would be to make Mexico...
02:38:24.000 So healthy and a great place to live that it's just like the United States.
02:38:29.000 There's no reason to come over here.
02:38:30.000 And certainly we have tried.
02:38:31.000 Our policies have been very generous to those countries.
02:38:34.000 In fact, we're the only country that has been generous to them.
02:38:37.000 But the corruption.
02:38:38.000 Yeah, massive corruption.
02:38:41.000 The entire Mexican, Guatemalan, all those governments are as criminal as Al Capone in Chicago in 1932. They're so infested by the cartels.
02:38:52.000 Law enforcement is the cartel.
02:38:53.000 The military is the cartel.
02:38:55.000 Yeah, it is.
02:38:56.000 So the bottom line is we have the right to secure borders.
02:39:00.000 This is not my opinion.
02:39:02.000 We in America have the right and the responsibility to secure our borders.
02:39:08.000 If you think otherwise, you're dangerous.
02:39:13.000 I want people who need a better quality of life.
02:39:17.000 I'd welcome them.
02:39:18.000 I've got buddies that came like that.
02:39:21.000 My sound man, Frank, went through the seven-year process from Germany, and now he's a legal citizen in America.
02:39:27.000 Why should someone be able to swim across the Rio Grande and circumvent all that process so we know whether you're going to be an asset or a liability?
02:39:36.000 It's not rocket science.
02:39:39.000 Liability or asset?
02:39:41.000 We want assets.
02:39:43.000 And that's why our immigration system is horrific, even the legal one.
02:39:48.000 So I know it's a problem, but we're putting all these resources and man hours into securing the porous border instead of processing those who legitimately would like a better quality of life in America.
02:40:01.000 But first, we have to differentiate between the protesters who think that we need to turn over...
02:40:07.000 California, Arizona, and Texas back to Mexico so it can turn into a shithole.
02:40:12.000 Of course they left Mexico.
02:40:13.000 They know it's horrible.
02:40:15.000 That's why they're here.
02:40:16.000 Why would you come here to get away from a shithole and then turn the place you came to into the shithole?
02:40:22.000 We have a Constitution.
02:40:24.000 We have a Bill of Rights.
02:40:26.000 You need to earn your own way.
02:40:28.000 You need to work very hard.
02:40:30.000 If you're in the asset column, I will.
02:40:33.000 Love you.
02:40:34.000 If you're in the liability column, I love you if you're having hard times.
02:40:38.000 But if you have squatted intentionally as an able-bodied individual in that liability column, you are a detriment to America, and you should get the fuck out of here.
02:40:50.000 That's when you look at it in perspective, the people that are able-bodied Americans that don't do jack shit, and some poor bastard is trying to do anything they can to get here from Mexico to the point where they're literally dying of dehydration, making their way through the desert.
02:41:03.000 And they would bust their ass if given that opportunity, and it's not fair.
02:41:07.000 It's not easy.
02:41:08.000 It's never going to be easy.
02:41:09.000 It's complicated, right?
02:41:11.000 But it is doable.
02:41:12.000 But our priorities as a government are so...
02:41:16.000 Clustered.
02:41:16.000 They're so disprioritized that all this effort's going towards, you know, securing the Rio Grande when people are illegally swimming across and jeopardizing their very life and limb when just down a couple miles there's a legal entrance and it might be a pain in the ass.
02:41:34.000 But you're here with me today, June 28th, 2018. Have you not put up with major pains in the ass as a martial artist, as a comedian?
02:41:46.000 That's a tough life.
02:41:47.000 You got your world carved out because you put up with a pain in the ass and you improvise, adapt it, and overcome.
02:41:55.000 It makes you happier at night.
02:41:57.000 Yeah, but I was also very fortunate.
02:41:59.000 I was born in America.
02:42:01.000 I didn't grow up in an impoverished, crime-ridden community.
02:42:05.000 I didn't have to deal with gang violence.
02:42:07.000 But you're certainly not advocating them coming in illegally.
02:42:10.000 No.
02:42:10.000 I just think there's got to be a better conversation about this.
02:42:15.000 And I think that the conversation is that if you oppose these people that are illegally immigrating into this country, that you're a racist.
02:42:22.000 This is what's going on right now.
02:42:24.000 My bass player, Marco Mendoza, is a Mexican.
02:42:27.000 My bass player Johnny Gunnell is a black guy.
02:42:30.000 But it's simple to call people racist.
02:42:32.000 Like, people love to do that.
02:42:33.000 They love to reduce you down to one word.
02:42:35.000 Isn't that cruel?
02:42:37.000 It's a denial of nuance.
02:42:40.000 Well, that's a tsunami of accusations against me.
02:42:43.000 And I've always made it perfectly clear.
02:42:45.000 Throughout my 70-year life...
02:42:48.000 I have always judged by content of character, never by color of skin.
02:42:53.000 I have to admit, there is a racist element in me because I'm going to expect a black guy to be able to play a better groove than a white guy.
02:43:00.000 That has been overruled over the years because there's so many white guys that learned from the black masters that now it is raceless.
02:43:10.000 But growing up, I always figured the black guy would be a better musician.
02:43:15.000 So you're racist against white people.
02:43:16.000 Yes, in the early days it was that way.
02:43:19.000 But nowadays we learn from those black soul artists that were the consummate definitive authority of emotional music.
02:43:29.000 From the James Brown, the Funk Brothers, and Chuck, and Bo, and Little Richard, and Bebe, and Freddie, and Albert, and all these monster black heroes of everybody's.
02:43:39.000 And there's not a musician in the world that won't admit that.
02:43:41.000 But now, because of that influence all these years, the white boys can keep right up there with them.
02:43:48.000 In fact, in many instances, compared to a lot of the rap and the hip-hop, There's a whole lot of white guys out there.
02:43:55.000 I think of Joe Bonamassa and Anton Figg and certainly Jason Hartless and Greg Smith and all the guys in Aerosmith and ZZ Top.
02:44:03.000 I mean, you close your eyes and there's not a Caucasian to be found in these bands nowadays, soul-wise.
02:44:09.000 So, yeah, the repugnant, dishonest...
02:44:17.000 The charge of racism is completely...
02:44:21.000 It's one that you can't shake.
02:44:22.000 Someone calls you a racist and another people repeat it.
02:44:25.000 I shake it.
02:44:25.000 I know, but people have called you a racist.
02:44:27.000 Constantly.
02:44:28.000 And everybody with a heart and a soul knows I'm not.
02:44:31.000 You know who the racists are?
02:44:34.000 People that call me a racist.
02:44:35.000 Those are the racists.
02:44:37.000 Well...
02:44:37.000 And dirt bags to be...
02:44:39.000 It's just...
02:44:40.000 It's an unfair thing to do that people like to do because it automatically puts you on the defensive.
02:44:45.000 You're automatically on your heels and you have to defend this charge against racism by proving you're not a racist, which makes people suspicious that you might be racist.
02:44:53.000 I don't.
02:44:53.000 I just live a great life with great people and race, creed, ethnicity, religion, gender, gender confusion.
02:45:02.000 None of it matters.
02:45:04.000 What do you think about that?
02:45:05.000 I think Caitlyn, I think Bruce Jenner went Caitlyn because I beat him in all the races we raced against.
02:45:13.000 That's what it is?
02:45:14.000 I'm teasing him.
02:45:15.000 I pray for Bruce, Caitlin.
02:45:18.000 What a great guy.
02:45:19.000 Do you call her a girl now?
02:45:21.000 I will, if that's what she likes.
02:45:25.000 It's a weird one, right?
02:45:26.000 Yes.
02:45:26.000 Where was this when you were a kid?
02:45:28.000 Yes.
02:45:28.000 It's a different arena of thought.
02:45:31.000 Yeah.
02:45:32.000 And only she can make that choice, and you have to respect that choice.
02:45:38.000 It's mind-twisting.
02:45:40.000 Twisting.
02:45:40.000 And anybody who says it's not, it's not being honest.
02:45:44.000 It's very strange.
02:45:45.000 Like Diane Sawyer, God love her, but she had the opportunity of a lifetime when she was interviewing Bruce, and he was saying, you know, for all practical purposes, I'm a woman.
02:45:56.000 And she said, she should have said, yeah, except for the dick.
02:46:00.000 But I raced against Bruce.
02:46:03.000 Can you imagine if she did say it?
02:46:03.000 I wish.
02:46:04.000 Just like that?
02:46:05.000 Oh, man.
02:46:06.000 But I got to be friends with Bruce when he was the god of manliness.
02:46:11.000 Yeah.
02:46:11.000 You know, the gold medalist on everything.
02:46:13.000 Cover Wheaties.
02:46:14.000 The baddest motherfucker that ever hurtled the earth.
02:46:18.000 Yeah, right?
02:46:19.000 And I raced with him in off-road races and stuff, and I always beat him, which was just shit luck because I was more aggressive.
02:46:26.000 And he was a great guy, and I suspect she's still a great gal.
02:46:32.000 Yeah, I mean, I respect anyone's choice to do whatever you want as long as it's not hurting people, and that falls right into that category.
02:46:38.000 Absolutely.
02:46:39.000 How many people have come to you that you run into in all your circles and musicians?
02:46:47.000 I'm a gregarious son of a bitch.
02:46:49.000 Curious about hunting.
02:46:50.000 They didn't know where to start.
02:46:52.000 Because that's one of the things that comes to me a lot.
02:46:54.000 People are like, I have so many comedians friends.
02:46:57.000 And this is great, isn't it?
02:46:58.000 Yeah.
02:46:58.000 And they don't know how to get started.
02:46:59.000 And I'm like, man, I wish I had the time to take you.
02:47:01.000 But I don't.
02:47:02.000 I barely have enough time to go myself.
02:47:04.000 I've witnessed you articulate it and you're doing a great job.
02:47:07.000 And I thank you for that.
02:47:08.000 And I salute you.
02:47:08.000 And you've made great progress and inroads in that arena of ignorance and presumptuousness.
02:47:15.000 But I'm very blessed because I'm a loud mouth and I'm alive.
02:47:18.000 I mean, I'm engaged.
02:47:21.000 I exercise my duties as we the people to talk about policies and get in the face of my elected employees and hold them to constitutional accountability.
02:47:31.000 I'm like, I missed the Concord Bridge, so I'm here doing this now.
02:47:36.000 And I, in my everyday walk at the sushi restaurant, at the gas station, at the feed mill, at the charity event, people are always coming up and they've Those that would hesitate, I guess, never showed up because I never felt any hesitation.
02:47:52.000 They're always genuinely intrigued, and they express confusion and uncomfortableness, discomfort with the concept of killing game.
02:48:03.000 But within minutes, when I talk about sustained yield, habitat carrying capacity, just simple, readily understood Earthly logistics.
02:48:16.000 They go, well, I never thought of it like that before.
02:48:18.000 Well, they're going to have babies next year, and there's not going to be any new ground.
02:48:22.000 We're going to have to grow next year's wildlife on the existing habitat, and in most cases, reduced habitat.
02:48:29.000 But thank God the cougars can live in your backyard, and the bears can live in the cul-de-sac in Pennsylvania, and coyotes will live in your bathroom here.
02:48:36.000 If you don't lock the doors.
02:48:37.000 So wildlife has adapted miraculously.
02:48:40.000 I mean, geese and ducks and turkeys and deer and elk and bear, they're literally everywhere.
02:48:45.000 Check out Estes Park in Colorado.
02:48:48.000 I mean, they're landscaping Destructo Derby.
02:48:52.000 So we don't need to worry about encroaching on habitat because they will adapt and they have wonderful.
02:48:59.000 And again, more deer.
02:49:01.000 More elk, more cougar, more bear, more turkey, more geese than ever in recorded history.
02:49:06.000 And we're slaughtering them by the gazillions every year because they grow gazillions every year.
02:49:13.000 And once I express it to people like that, and then I inject the inescapable truism, you talk organic.
02:49:21.000 You talk close to the earth.
02:49:24.000 Quality, real food.
02:49:26.000 Is there something better than venison?
02:49:29.000 Because if there is, I want some.
02:49:30.000 Well, this conversation is what I'm talking about.
02:49:32.000 People don't know how to get started.
02:49:34.000 They hear about that and there's all this talk about organic and, you know, close to nature and being connected to your food, but they don't know how to...
02:49:42.000 It's pretty easy to start a garden if you have a yard, but to start hunting, there's a great barrier to entry.
02:49:49.000 There is, but it's easily overcome.
02:49:52.000 And again, go to my Facebook.
02:49:54.000 Not to be my Facebook, but I am the glow worm of the hunting lifestyle.
02:50:02.000 People have always come to me for that.
02:50:04.000 Because I've always promoted it, and I've never backed down, and almost every interviewer brings it up since the 1960s because it was the tip of the culture war controversial spear.
02:50:15.000 It really was.
02:50:16.000 Hunting and guns, those are the tip of the culture war from the beginning because people were moving from urban, self-sufficient hunting, fishing, trapping, earthly lifestyles to the city where they were catered to.
02:50:28.000 And they didn't hear the chicken squawking, so they didn't feel responsible for its death.
02:50:32.000 Right.
02:50:33.000 But if you're having cordon bleu, you're a killer!
02:50:36.000 Yeah, that is the problem.
02:50:37.000 And when I express that, they go, eh, you got a point there.
02:50:39.000 And I went, you think?
02:50:41.000 Yeah.
02:50:41.000 So I use blunt street term nomenclature.
02:50:49.000 Easily identified colloquialisms of modern terminology that is timeless, and it registers with them quickly.
02:50:59.000 Now, getting over the hump to have access to hunting ground, I also have been effective in educating people on that, because everybody's got an Uncle Joe.
02:51:07.000 Everybody's got access to some state or federal open ground, and even though the hunting isn't very quality on those public areas oftentimes, If you are willing to pursue what should have inspired you to ask about hunting, and that means to go beyond the beaten path,
02:51:25.000 which is part of the spiritual experience, leaving the modern kush and getting Into a wild area.
02:51:33.000 I find that a lot of my new baptized hunting, young, old, and otherwise, that they like going deep.
02:51:41.000 And they will find that deer that's not on the fringes of public ground that have already been, you know, so pressured that they've moved into the interior nucleus of more sanctuary habitat.
02:51:51.000 And these guys, they almost cry.
02:51:54.000 They're so happy, even if they didn't get something.
02:51:56.000 Because I got in there and it took me two hours to get in there.
02:51:59.000 It was still dark and I was concerned about my safety.
02:52:03.000 I'd never been that deep in the woods before up in the Manistee National Forest in Michigan or in any wild ground, Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, California.
02:52:11.000 And they said, you're right, Ted.
02:52:14.000 It's changed my life.
02:52:17.000 Just watching that deer come down, I forgot to draw my bow.
02:52:21.000 So it's an immediate aliveness that is rarely available in a modern setting except for great family times, birth,
02:52:37.000 death, sex.
02:52:41.000 Laughter around a campfire.
02:52:43.000 Primal moments.
02:52:44.000 Primal moments, yes.
02:52:46.000 I call it a prayer for the wild things.
02:52:48.000 I actually wrote this in the New York Times way back in the, I guess it was the 80s, I wrote a New York Times Sunday Magazine feature.
02:52:56.000 About my Christmas buck.
02:52:59.000 And I've written it in all kinds of places, and I'm amazed that people still question whether I'm serious about hunting or not.
02:53:06.000 Are you kidding me?
02:53:06.000 I've written New York Times bestsellers, had the number one show on our channel for 30 years almost.
02:53:11.000 Who questions whether or not you're serious about hunting?
02:53:14.000 Someone actually questions that?
02:53:15.000 Yeah, just not sure what it's all about.
02:53:19.000 Well, they don't know what it's all about.
02:53:20.000 My statements are just, how can you avoid them?
02:53:26.000 Well, I mean, there's many people that would hear about you and then immediately go, oh, fuck that guy.
02:53:31.000 I heard him talk once.
02:53:33.000 Yeah, he said fuck and he called somebody a motherfucker.
02:53:36.000 Shut the fuck up.
02:53:36.000 He did something.
02:53:38.000 You've never been on the street, really?
02:53:40.000 You've never been on the street.
02:53:41.000 You've never heard this language before.
02:53:42.000 You're a lying sack of shit.
02:53:44.000 Being this polarizing guy, though, does it get exhausting?
02:53:47.000 Like, so many people angry at you all the time?
02:53:49.000 No, it's invigorating.
02:53:50.000 It's invigorating.
02:53:51.000 You don't get tired of, like, just constantly doing verbal battle with people?
02:53:54.000 But I don't.
02:53:55.000 I don't do battle.
02:53:56.000 I merely put out the truth, logic, common sense, the science.
02:54:00.000 It's irrefutable.
02:54:01.000 It's not my opinion.
02:54:02.000 I have no opinion on it.
02:54:03.000 I'm just genuinely at the altar of truth, logic, common sense, and science.
02:54:08.000 And I share it, and if you can't grasp it, you work on it, and I'm here if you need me.
02:54:13.000 But you clearly like it.
02:54:15.000 You like doing these Piers Morgan interviews.
02:54:17.000 Yes, because without me, who's going to do it?
02:54:23.000 Their lies will stand.
02:54:27.000 Their dishonesty and their mean-spirited...
02:54:31.000 Well, why do you think they have these laws?
02:54:32.000 Why do you think a guy like Pierce Morgan does...
02:54:35.000 He's been so removed.
02:54:36.000 They are so sidified that they think their cordon bleu didn't die.
02:54:43.000 They think that their pulled pork sandwich...
02:54:46.000 It came like that.
02:54:48.000 And within just minutes, an honest person will admit that their tofu salad has a whole bunch of dead ground squirrels in its vapor trail.
02:54:57.000 But unless I tell them that, nobody else can tell them that.
02:55:01.000 Well, another thing that's a big blind spot is they don't understand where conservation money comes from.
02:55:05.000 When you talk to them about the Pickman-Robertson Act, you talk to them about how many billions of dollars every year is generated from sales of ammunition, hunting gear, bows and arrows, and all that stuff.
02:55:17.000 And we did that.
02:55:17.000 We self-imposed that.
02:55:20.000 Before our time.
02:55:22.000 It wasn't before my time.
02:55:24.000 What year was that?
02:55:24.000 It was like the 1930s, right?
02:55:37.000 It was in my lifetime.
02:55:39.000 There was no anti-hunting first 10 years of my life.
02:55:42.000 It was the concrete jungle acidification removal from the system by which we are sustained that was a convenient disconnect, and you could deny it because you didn't hear the animals die.
02:55:55.000 You didn't see the blood.
02:55:56.000 It was nice and cleaned up in the little cellophane package.
02:56:00.000 And this is new over the last few generations.
02:56:02.000 Yeah, and that denial metastasized into a cult of Make believe in fantasy.
02:56:08.000 But to their credit, there is only a lunatic fringe.
02:56:12.000 I don't believe that the animal rights, even though they've succeeded in California, they run into a dead-end brick wall everywhere else.
02:56:21.000 Even though in Michigan the dirtbags succeeded in banning the hunting of the number one game animal on planet Earth, the morning dove, where we grow more doves in Michigan than all the quail, pheasant, woodcock, and grouse combined.
02:56:33.000 That's a weird one, right?
02:56:35.000 Because doves...
02:56:36.000 But people have never eaten dove, they don't know they're delicious, and you hear about a dove, you go, wait a minute, that's peace.
02:56:40.000 You can't shoot peace.
02:56:41.000 This is an analogy of everything that's wrong in America.
02:56:44.000 You're killing peace.
02:56:46.000 You're killing peace.
02:56:48.000 That's a lunatic fringe, though.
02:56:49.000 It really is a lunatic fringe.
02:56:51.000 It's a convenient opinion, because it seems like it's indefensible.
02:56:56.000 Yeah, you're shooting a dove?
02:56:57.000 Why would you shoot a dove, Ted?
02:56:58.000 And you're like, listen, I'm going to cook up some dove for you, and then you tell me why I wouldn't shoot a dove.
02:57:03.000 Yeah.
02:57:04.000 Why is it okay to shoot a chicken?
02:57:05.000 It's not okay to shoot a dove.
02:57:06.000 Why is it okay to shoot a pheasant?
02:57:08.000 It's not okay to shoot a dove.
02:57:09.000 You're much too pragmatic, Joe.
02:57:12.000 Watch the logic.
02:57:13.000 You might hurt somebody.
02:57:14.000 But these conversations don't take place.
02:57:15.000 Well, they do.
02:57:16.000 Thank God you've been baptized, because this has a great impact, because your average listener does not come to hear hunting truth.
02:57:23.000 Your average listener comes to hear smartass dialogue and issue review and intellectual analysis of life's experiences.
02:57:34.000 All good.
02:57:35.000 All perfect.
02:57:36.000 But that you have inflected and injected the truth about conservation-wise use wildlife management is a hallelujah moment, which is why I'm sitting across from you today.
02:57:47.000 Well, thank you.
02:57:47.000 Because I value that.
02:57:48.000 And a lot of it I got, honestly, from people like you that were enthusiastic about it that got me curious.
02:57:53.000 When I saw how enthusiastic you were about hunting and about the eating of wild meat and how much energy it gives you, I got very curious many years before I ever started hunting.
02:58:02.000 Good.
02:58:03.000 I saw a lot of those PETA videos where you see these horrific conditions in factory farms and I didn't want to be a part of that.
02:58:10.000 I was trying to figure out how to not be a part of that.
02:58:13.000 And so when I first decided to start hunting, before that I was making two decisions.
02:58:19.000 I was either I'm going to do this and I'm going to hate it and I'm never going to do it again.
02:58:22.000 And I'm going to be a vegetarian or I'm going to become a hunter.
02:58:25.000 And the moment I shot that deer and then we ate it, I was like, oh, I'm doing this forever.
02:58:29.000 Magic Zuckerberg actually came out and admitted that if he's going to eat flesh, he's going to kill it himself.
02:58:34.000 He did it for a whole year.
02:58:35.000 Everything he ate, he killed.
02:58:37.000 And I think that people would have a better understanding of what their food is.
02:58:42.000 And when you have these conversations with people, when it comes to animal rights ideas and what should and shouldn't be legal...
02:58:49.000 Ninety, what?
02:58:50.000 Five, ninety-seven percent of the people eat meat?
02:58:54.000 I mean, it's a crazy number.
02:58:55.000 It's our life support system.
02:58:57.000 It's protein.
02:58:58.000 It's food.
02:58:58.000 And people that think you're just going to stop that, listen, you're going to get a lot of people that aren't healthy.
02:59:02.000 This is not the way to go.
02:59:04.000 And if some people want to go vegan and they can pull it off with careful studying of their diet and making sure they're supplementing with all the right things, good luck.
02:59:13.000 Yep.
02:59:13.000 Go for it.
02:59:14.000 Well, you know, you ask how we can initiate this conversation.
02:59:17.000 After my great hero Fred Bear died in 1987, it was the next year I started the Ted Nugent Camp for Kids, which was a movement forward of what he told me to continue promoting conservation and hunting the way I was.
02:59:29.000 So I started a charity, 501C3 Charity, the Ted Nugent Camp for Kids, where we run in Colorado, South Dakota, Nebraska, and Iowa.
02:59:38.000 Every year we've graduated over 16,000 boys and girls between the ages of 7 and 17 from From great volunteers, men and women from every imaginable walk of life that I have to vet because it's got my name on it, but great heroes of law enforcement, military, and just great families.
02:59:53.000 And we teach them the discipline of archery, the discipline of wildlife management, including if you don't fish a pond, the fish will...
03:00:03.000 They'll overpopulate and they'll die off.
03:00:05.000 That you have to harvest a surplus to make room for the next productivity.
03:00:10.000 And trapping, the importance of trapping, that that's how you keep disease under control.
03:00:14.000 And that's how you keep value to fur bearers.
03:00:16.000 And that's how you make really great, great warm clothes.
03:00:19.000 And atlatls and fly fishing and the meticulous detail and discipline of tying flies and animals.
03:00:27.000 Being clean and sober and being the best that you can be and self-sufficiency and rugged individualism.
03:00:33.000 So this has been going on since 1989. And still, you haven't read a word about it in New York Times.
03:00:39.000 You haven't read a word about it anywhere because they're too quick to condemn me because I'm so good at promoting hunting and gun ownership that they avoid me like the plague.
03:00:49.000 But the real tragedy is that outdoor life, field and stream, sports and field...
03:00:54.000 Guns and ammo, all these sporting publications, not a word.
03:00:59.000 30 years of a wonderful charity created by a household name celebrity about the most important things in life.
03:01:08.000 They just don't care.
03:01:10.000 It's so...
03:01:11.000 I'm mentioning it here on the Joe Rogan Podcast because my volunteers have been doing God's work for all these years.
03:01:19.000 And plus, people have been very generous.
03:01:21.000 The She-Car Safaris donate money every year, and people just dig deep and make donations to keep the camp alive.
03:01:27.000 So if people want to find out about that, then go to my website.
03:01:30.000 But it's a charity for children about being aware of resource stewardship and hands-on, boots-on-the-ground environmentalism.
03:01:38.000 If you're going to cut a tree, you might want to plant 50. Simple.
03:01:42.000 And I know you do a lot of that.
03:01:43.000 We do a lot of that.
03:01:44.000 You do a lot of tree planting and you've done it for decades.
03:01:47.000 Every year since 69. Yeah.
03:01:48.000 I've got forests in Michigan.
03:01:50.000 I mean, giant towering forests.
03:01:51.000 It's fun to kill deer on your own ground.
03:01:53.000 It's fun to kill deer anywhere.
03:01:54.000 It's exciting.
03:01:55.000 It's challenging.
03:01:56.000 It's all the good things.
03:01:57.000 But when you do it on your own ground that you earned, it's really special.
03:02:00.000 But when you do it on the own ground that you earned and you literally built the forest, it's...
03:02:07.000 It's spiritual.
03:02:08.000 It's almost like I levitate when I'm in my forest.
03:02:12.000 Well, I remember you had...
03:02:14.000 I don't remember who it was.
03:02:15.000 You had some rock and roll guy on your...
03:02:17.000 Sebastian Bach, I think, one time.
03:02:19.000 It was one of the guys, but you were talking about how someone was saying, this is amazing.
03:02:23.000 I wish I had my own forest.
03:02:24.000 Oh, this is great, yeah.
03:02:25.000 Who was that?
03:02:26.000 That was Steven Tyler and Joe Perry.
03:02:28.000 We're on my face.
03:02:29.000 You fucking snorted your own forest.
03:02:31.000 I said, you snorted the Upper Peninsula.
03:02:33.000 Who are you kidding?
03:02:34.000 And they did.
03:02:35.000 You had him on here.
03:02:36.000 He could have bought one hell of a nice ranch.
03:02:39.000 Yeah, I'm sure.
03:02:40.000 And he would admit that.
03:02:41.000 The life that you live, like, That life, having this, you essentially live in an area in both places, Michigan into Texas.
03:02:50.000 You hunt in your own environment.
03:02:52.000 You have your own hunting place.
03:02:54.000 But it's controversial.
03:02:55.000 And this is what's controversial about it, the fence.
03:02:58.000 Well, the Texas property is fenced because I have exotics, so by law.
03:03:03.000 And why do I have it fenced?
03:03:04.000 Why do I have exotics?
03:03:06.000 Because if it wasn't fenced with exotics, those exotics would have probably been extinct by now.
03:03:10.000 But landowners in Texas, we took the lead from South Africa.
03:03:14.000 And a lot of people don't know this, Joe.
03:03:15.000 In fact, I articulated in an upcoming Spirit of the Wild show.
03:03:18.000 High fence hunting saved wildlife in Africa.
03:03:22.000 Because the development of agriculture in Africa was in total conflict with the migration of wildlife.
03:03:29.000 We're talking all those incredible species from Elan and Kudu and Gemsbach and Inyala and Wildebeest and the warthogs and elephants.
03:03:40.000 They would migrate every year and all of a sudden the migration came to your citrus grove and destroyed everything.
03:03:45.000 It killed all the wildlife because you want to sell your citrus.
03:03:49.000 Yeah.
03:03:50.000 Some of the ranchers who value the wildlife more than citrus, and there's nothing wrong with citrus, they literally said, well, goddammit, every time my herds migrate, only a portion of them come back because all these agri-concerns are destroying,
03:04:05.000 killing the wildlife to protect their agriculture.
03:04:08.000 So I'm going to fence my 20,000 acres, and I'm going to manage it.
03:04:12.000 20,000 acres is huge.
03:04:14.000 Even my spirit wild ranch is 300 acres.
03:04:16.000 It still has a finite productivity.
03:04:19.000 Every habitat is finite.
03:04:21.000 And so they started selling those hunts for the surplus every year of these magnificent wildlife species instead of agriculture.
03:04:29.000 So those animals are thriving in absolute natural habitat, as is my home ground, Spirit Wild Ranch in Texas.
03:04:37.000 You must harvest the surplus, fence or no fence.
03:04:41.000 And mark my words...
03:04:43.000 People who condemn and criticize high fence hunting is not fair chase are speaking out of their ass.
03:04:51.000 Ted Nugent hunts more days in an average year than most people will in their lifetime.
03:04:58.000 I hunt hundreds of days every morning, every afternoon.
03:05:02.000 The animals have to die.
03:05:06.000 I must make room for next year's productivity.
03:05:09.000 In your situation.
03:05:10.000 In all situations.
03:05:11.000 But in your situation in particular, because you're only on 300 acres, you have a certain amount of animals and habitat.
03:05:17.000 But everybody, even outside my fence, you still got to kill them animals too.
03:05:21.000 But a lot of purists would look at that and go, man, is that really hunting?
03:05:26.000 I mean, you're in a fenced-in area.
03:05:28.000 Here's my answer.
03:05:28.000 You ready?
03:05:28.000 Yeah.
03:05:30.000 Lifetime experience hunting, you know, the most difficult animals in the world, the most challenging animals in the world.
03:05:35.000 Pressured.
03:05:35.000 Are my pressured animals on Spirit Wild Ranch, on my open 1,100-acre swamp in Michigan.
03:05:41.000 If I want to shoot a deer, I can 90% plus tell you, with all my different choices of tree stands and my strategies of wind and In habitat and positioning, bait or no bait, just travel corridors.
03:05:56.000 I've been living there.
03:05:57.000 I've owned it since 1978. In fact, the one place I've owned since 1970. I have like 20 times the shot opportunity on my open ground than I do on my fenced ground.
03:06:13.000 My high-fenced hunting and all the high-fenced hunting I've ever had is as absolutely pure, fair chase...
03:06:21.000 As any wilderness I've ever been to, from the Sudan to Alaska to Saskatchewan to Ontario to Montana to Wyoming to Northern California, it is hunting.
03:06:34.000 The role the fence plays is zero!
03:06:38.000 In my killing an animal, it only plays a role in keeping pressure outside so I don't have to shoot that two- or three- or four-year-old buck.
03:06:46.000 I can wait until he's five, but I still have to kill those fidgety does, and it's absolutely pure hunting.
03:06:55.000 I understand your perspective.
03:06:56.000 The way people disagree is that the idea that these animals can never leave.
03:07:00.000 They're stuck.
03:07:01.000 They're stuck there, so you know that they're going to be there, which is the difference between that and, like, say, you go into a backcountry hunt, you know, you park your truck in the trailhead and hike in 12 miles.
03:07:11.000 Which I've done.
03:07:12.000 Which I do.
03:07:12.000 Yeah, I'm sure you do.
03:07:14.000 These animals, you have no idea if they're there or not.
03:07:16.000 Believe me, a spirit-wide ranch, you have no idea whether they're there or not.
03:07:20.000 Right, but you know you have a lot of them.
03:07:22.000 But you know you have a lot of them.
03:07:23.000 Sure.
03:07:24.000 It's a different thing to people.
03:07:26.000 But then again, it's like, do people have a problem fishing in a stocked pond?
03:07:30.000 Or in a pond that's not stocked, but managed on my property, so that I fish it adequately enough so that the bass get to be 6, 7, and 8 pounds, but I don't let them get stunted.
03:07:41.000 Same thing.
03:07:41.000 Those fish ain't going anywhere.
03:07:43.000 And quite honestly, in those suburban areas and urban areas and even farming across America, those deer are there.
03:07:51.000 They are there.
03:07:53.000 And I have no better chance of shooting deer on Spirit Wild Ranch in the high fence than I do hunting the suburbs of Columbus, Ohio, where those deer can go everywhere, except that there is a highway right there.
03:08:05.000 There's a hospital over there.
03:08:06.000 There's a school over there.
03:08:08.000 And there's a neighborhood over there.
03:08:09.000 And there's a factory over here.
03:08:11.000 So every habitat has its limitations.
03:08:15.000 Yeah, I had a conversation with someone about axis deer in Lanai.
03:08:19.000 We just got back from Lanai.
03:08:20.000 Awesome.
03:08:21.000 Overpopulated.
03:08:22.000 It's crazy overpopulated.
03:08:23.000 So I said there's 20,000 axis deer and 3,000 people on this island.
03:08:28.000 And so someone says to me, what's the challenge in that?
03:08:31.000 I'm like, oh, good.
03:08:32.000 They're so uppity.
03:08:34.000 They are wired.
03:08:36.000 They're the most wired species this side of bongo and I'm going to say mature kudu.
03:08:46.000 What's a bongo?
03:08:47.000 Bongo is a huge antelope.
03:08:49.000 It's actually orange with black and white stripes from the Central African Republic and Cameroon area.
03:08:55.000 And so they evolved to get away from lions, whereas the Axis deer evolved to get away from tigers.
03:09:00.000 Yep.
03:09:00.000 Yeah, just anything that lives around cats, like mule deer, high country mule deer, just switched on, looking for mountain lions.
03:09:06.000 Well, Michigan deer, because there's, you know, 800. Yeah, they're pressured from the time they're born.
03:09:11.000 Well, that's the thing about your place in Michigan.
03:09:13.000 Like, in Michigan, it's very hard to find a large, mature deer.
03:09:17.000 Not on our property.
03:09:18.000 No, that's what I'm saying.
03:09:19.000 We stopped shooting young ones, and all the neighbors agreed, just like they did in Buffalo County, Wisconsin, which is all just decisions by contiguous landowners to not shoot young bucks because somebody shot a 200-inch, and they went, wow, where'd you get that?
03:09:32.000 And I went, on my farm.
03:09:34.000 So they knew they were there.
03:09:35.000 That's why I was so popular, because deer hunting was not popular, and guys were shooting six- and seven-year-old mammoths.
03:09:41.000 And so the hunters that started deer hunting went, well, I'm not shooting that two-year-old booger buck, because Joe down the road got a...
03:09:49.000 Got a massive stag.
03:09:50.000 I'm going to wait for one of them.
03:09:52.000 And by waiting for them, they do get older and they do have that mysticism of stagness.
03:09:58.000 And it's better for the population because that guy gets to breed year after year and spread those good genetics.
03:10:03.000 And let's talk about that, too.
03:10:04.000 A lot of people go trophy hunting takes out the best genes.
03:10:07.000 Yeah, right.
03:10:07.000 No, it does not.
03:10:09.000 We keep setting records for deer and moose and elk and caribou and bear and mountain lion and antelope every year.
03:10:17.000 We set world records constantly because our hunting system of being disciplined and waiting for that mature animal, our hunting system has produced the healthiest, most monstrosity specimens in the history of record-keeping ever.
03:10:32.000 Every year!
03:10:33.000 So we're not hurting anything by being disciplined and patient, which I've learned over the years, and my son is very adamant about, and so many hunters are.
03:10:43.000 There's a mysticism to that mature stag.
03:10:47.000 The breeders of our ancestors were the best hunters, and they did the breeding because they were more resourceful and more Intelligently connected to the system by which we fed the tribe.
03:10:59.000 So those killer stag hunters were always the leader of tribes.
03:11:05.000 And it's still that way today, I'd like to think.
03:11:08.000 And also, this pursuit of bow hunting, which is more difficult and more rewarding because it's more difficult, is many levels more difficult when you're chasing after a 200-inch buck.
03:11:20.000 So important.
03:11:21.000 Because this is a six, seven-year-old animal that's been avoiding mountain lions and bears and whatever else is trying to eat it for years and years.
03:11:29.000 This thing is switched on.
03:11:30.000 They take very clever paths.
03:11:32.000 They let the does and the fawns wander out first and they lay back and a lot of them go nocturnal.
03:11:38.000 They come out about midnight and go back to bed around one hour.
03:11:41.000 Yeah.
03:11:41.000 Now, there is a variance there.
03:11:44.000 In South Texas, where age management was created, because they supplement and they got center pivot agriculture down in the deserts of South Texas, and that genetic is a very fortified genetic anyhow.
03:11:56.000 200-pound deer are not that rare.
03:11:58.000 A lot of people think all deer in Texas are little, but they're not.
03:12:01.000 And if you let them grow, which Texas pretty much pioneered, those bucks in South Texas are Are the easiest deer on the planet to kill.
03:12:14.000 There's a couple of dynamics.
03:12:15.000 There's just some strange genetic lineage there that they're a calmer animal.
03:12:21.000 Plus they're on wide open, vast, private ground, which means they don't get the public hordes of pressure.
03:12:28.000 And once that buck is a button buck the first year, nobody shoots at them.
03:12:33.000 So he encounters, he smells that person, he sees that person, he hears that person, no problem.
03:12:38.000 Second year, he had a little booger buck.
03:12:40.000 He ran into people.
03:12:42.000 Nobody messed with him.
03:12:44.000 Third year, he's got a nice little rack.
03:12:47.000 He still ran into people.
03:12:49.000 No problem.
03:12:50.000 There's some corn here.
03:12:51.000 This is where the wheat field is.
03:12:53.000 Yeah, I smell that guy, but, you know, three years, he's never bothered me.
03:12:56.000 I'll just keep eating.
03:12:56.000 Fourth year, same thing.
03:12:58.000 So they reduce their fear factor of the encounter with humans because nobody shot at them.
03:13:04.000 Because they're not going to shoot at them until they're sick.
03:13:06.000 Is that natural?
03:13:08.000 Right.
03:13:08.000 Wouldn't that be considered?
03:13:09.000 Like, that's weird.
03:13:10.000 It's almost like this is a pet or a farm animal.
03:13:12.000 Well, I don't know about that.
03:13:13.000 I mean, it's just a relaxed animal that is not pressured.
03:13:17.000 But not just relaxed, but accustomed to humans.
03:13:19.000 Yes, but they're still elusive.
03:13:21.000 You're not going to walk up to them and club them.
03:13:23.000 Right.
03:13:25.000 There's some places down there where they get so relaxed that they do hand feed some of the does.
03:13:29.000 No.
03:13:30.000 They get so relaxed.
03:13:31.000 That seems so strange to me.
03:13:32.000 Well, but everybody's got their own little preference.
03:13:36.000 I've never thought of wildlife as pets.
03:13:39.000 I just wouldn't own a deer as a pet.
03:13:42.000 You're asking for trouble, and it's not natural.
03:13:46.000 But if that's what you like, have a nice day.
03:13:49.000 Well, you know, those farms, the deer farms, that's one of the primary ideas of the source of CWD, right?
03:13:58.000 No.
03:13:58.000 They think that a lot of it comes from deer farms.
03:14:00.000 Nope, it came from Colorado Department of Wildlife.
03:14:03.000 What do you mean?
03:14:04.000 In 1967, they injected scrapies, which is the sheep version of the spongiform encephalectomy, into the mule deer in 1967, and they got out.
03:14:14.000 That's where it started.
03:14:14.000 Why did they inject them?
03:14:15.000 I cannot imagine bureaucrats being assholes, I suspect.
03:14:19.000 So they're doing it for some sort of experiment?
03:14:21.000 I don't know.
03:14:22.000 You know that sheep were more popular in America than cattle.
03:14:25.000 There were way more sheep than cattle until scrapies came in, which is that CWD version for sheep, mad cow in bovines and Crutchfeld Jacob in humans.
03:14:35.000 And, of course, Crutchfeld Jacob was a result the scientists determined by the scientists Crutchfeld and Jacob that the Indonesian people that got this This spongiform condition from a mutated prion because they ate the brains of their conquered enemies,
03:14:53.000 which is never a good idea!
03:14:55.000 So I'm aware of all this stuff, but believe me when I tell you, live on the Joe Rogan podcast, the CWD hysteria is a scam.
03:15:09.000 More deer are killed in Michigan every year by feral dogs than all the deer ever worldwide by CWD. I think the concern, though, with CWD is that it's spreading.
03:15:22.000 It's not spreading.
03:15:23.000 My friend Doug, his farm in Wisconsin, they're just starting to test positive for CWD. You know why?
03:15:30.000 Because they're looking for it.
03:15:31.000 Well, it's not just that.
03:15:33.000 They were looking for it before, but they think that it's come from animals that get out of these high-fence farm operations where they all feed from the same trough and they spread this from there.
03:15:43.000 I think there's no evidence to support that.
03:15:46.000 Dr. James Crow just testified with me in front of the Michigan Natural Resource Commission and Department of Natural Resources, and all the exhaustive studies have concluded that CWD cannot be cross- A species.
03:16:01.000 You can't get it by eating...
03:16:03.000 A person can't get it.
03:16:04.000 A person can't get it.
03:16:05.000 They had macaw monkeys get it, but that's because they injected massive quantities into the brain of the macaw monkey.
03:16:12.000 Otherwise, they couldn't get it.
03:16:14.000 But CWD, Wisconsin spent $70 million.
03:16:19.000 I'm not making that number up.
03:16:21.000 Wisconsin spent $70 million, tried to eradicate certain herds, which is a virtual impossibility, by the way, and even if you were successful...
03:16:37.000 We're good to go.
03:16:47.000 There's been no reduced seasons even in the epicenter, the endemic area of Colorado and Wyoming, where it started, where it's the most prevalent.
03:16:55.000 No seasons have been reduced.
03:16:57.000 No reduced in tags.
03:16:59.000 No reduced in harvest.
03:17:01.000 It's inconsequential.
03:17:04.000 It occurs so rarely.
03:17:07.000 They've studied the deer for 18 years in Wisconsin, and deer that had CWD 18 years collared and monitored still haven't fawns.
03:17:17.000 They say it's always fatal.
03:17:19.000 It is not always fatal.
03:17:22.000 Go to drdeer.com.
03:17:28.000 I'm worried about bureaucrats that have scared away hunters in Wisconsin and caused butchers to quit processing deer because of the manufactured hysteria.
03:17:42.000 CWD is not a concern.
03:17:44.000 Buicks kill more deer than CWD. The bureaucrats go in and slaughter deer by the thousands.
03:17:52.000 So if CWD has killed 58 deer in Michigan, which it has, they found, I don't think any of them were fatal.
03:18:00.000 I think they had to kill them.
03:18:01.000 Though they did find one in Jackson County, they claim.
03:18:04.000 I don't believe them.
03:18:04.000 I just don't believe bureaucrats.
03:18:06.000 Remember, these are the bureaucrats, Joe, in Michigan that claimed that there were, quote, 5,000 to 7,000 Russian boar running wild in Michigan.
03:18:14.000 Can we analyze that claim for a moment?
03:18:17.000 Maybe you can tell me, Joe, what the fuck is a Russian boar?
03:18:22.000 I'll tell you what a Russian boar is.
03:18:23.000 It's a male pig in Russia.
03:18:25.000 There's no such genus as a Russian boar.
03:18:28.000 It's all...
03:18:29.000 Wife's tail bullshit!
03:18:31.000 And that was the official statement by a game agency in Michigan.
03:18:34.000 Lying sons of bitches.
03:18:36.000 And then they claimed, and here's another one, so isn't it our moral and spiritual obligation to wisely use the animals we harvest, isn't it?
03:18:45.000 Yes.
03:18:47.000 In Michigan, the farmers can slaughter sandhill cranes, which are known as ribeye in the sky, right?
03:18:52.000 It's supposed to be delicious.
03:18:53.000 It is.
03:18:55.000 Farmers in Michigan can shoot sandhill cranes, but by law are not allowed to eat them.
03:19:01.000 What?
03:19:02.000 Is this a game department you can trust?
03:19:04.000 Wait a minute.
03:19:05.000 No, I will not.
03:19:06.000 Wait a minute.
03:19:06.000 You heard me right.
03:19:08.000 You're not allowed to eat sandhill cranes.
03:19:09.000 And this game department is going to try to tell me about wildlife management when they claim there were 6,000 to 7,000 Russian-born.
03:19:17.000 By the way, let's say there were 5,000 to 7,000 wild pigs in Michigan back when they claimed it in the 90s.
03:19:24.000 You know how many that would be today?
03:19:26.000 Show me some game cameras.
03:19:28.000 800,000 deer hunters in Michigan.
03:19:29.000 What is there, 10,000, 20,000 game cameras?
03:19:31.000 It's a lie.
03:19:34.000 CWD is a lie.
03:19:35.000 CWD has killed 58 deer in Michigan, so they claim.
03:19:38.000 The DNR has authorized the slaughter of tens of thousands.
03:19:43.000 Who's the enemy of the deer hunter?
03:19:45.000 The bureaucrats are.
03:19:47.000 I'm telling you, in Michigan, they have lost their souls.
03:19:51.000 It's a heartbreaker.
03:19:52.000 I can't understand the rationale for not eating sandhill cranks.
03:19:55.000 There is none.
03:19:55.000 What are they saying?
03:19:56.000 When you shoot them, you have to just let them rot?
03:19:58.000 You have to bury them.
03:20:00.000 Or let them rot.
03:20:00.000 So you're shooting them as a nuisance animal?
03:20:02.000 Is that the idea?
03:20:03.000 Even if that's the idea.
03:20:05.000 But here's the truth.
03:20:06.000 The guitar player will help.
03:20:07.000 So they don't have tags.
03:20:08.000 The guitar player will help out here.
03:20:11.000 If there's enough sandhill cranes for farmers to shoot, open the season, sell licenses, create a management plan, and show some decency and respect, and let us eat the ribeye in the sky, you stupid bastards.
03:20:28.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
03:20:29.000 Now, see, I'm confrontational now because I've been confronted with an offensive, a criminal law that forbids us to utilize God's precious protein.
03:20:40.000 It's a bizarre world.
03:20:43.000 That doesn't make any sense.
03:20:43.000 It doesn't make any sense.
03:20:45.000 It doesn't make any sense that the morning dove, you know, the picture of the dove on millions of boxes of ammo in Michigan, there's a picture of a dove and it says game load.
03:20:53.000 But the Michigan DNR will say, oh, no, no, no, that's a songbird.
03:20:58.000 You can't shoot him and eat him.
03:21:01.000 It's Planet of the Apes.
03:21:02.000 And it's from people that don't have any background whatsoever in wildlife or hunting.
03:21:07.000 Well, but they're trained biologists!
03:21:10.000 But that's different, right?
03:21:11.000 And they're influenced by politicians, bureaucrats.
03:21:14.000 They're liars.
03:21:15.000 That question, too, of wild boar.
03:21:17.000 Whenever I go to a restaurant, it says, like, wild boar sausage.
03:21:20.000 Like, how do you know it was a male?
03:21:21.000 Yeah.
03:21:22.000 That's my point.
03:21:23.000 Why are you calling it a boar?
03:21:24.000 That's right.
03:21:25.000 It's a wild pig, but it sounds sexy.
03:21:28.000 Russian boars.
03:21:29.000 We have 8,000 Russian boars.
03:21:30.000 What are they, gay?
03:21:31.000 They're out there in the woods banging each other?
03:21:33.000 Where's the girls?
03:21:34.000 Thank God they're all males.
03:21:35.000 Maybe that's what happened.
03:21:36.000 Maybe they did have 8,000 boars, and they're all going, where's the fucking chicks?
03:21:39.000 But how can the game department use that kind of terminology?
03:21:43.000 Terminology.
03:21:44.000 Yeah, it's a real problem.
03:21:45.000 With a straight face.
03:21:46.000 It's a real problem.
03:21:47.000 When they speak about it that way, you immediately dismiss what they're saying because they're not being accurate.
03:21:53.000 They're not being accurate with describing what the animal is.
03:21:55.000 And you're inclined to dismiss anything they say.
03:21:58.000 So you're only allowed to shoot those sandhill cranes as a nuisance animal.
03:22:02.000 You can't shoot them and eat them.
03:22:04.000 It's unbelievable.
03:22:05.000 That's crazy.
03:22:06.000 And by the way, they're everywhere.
03:22:07.000 There's plenty of sandhill cranes in Michigan to open the season.
03:22:10.000 And a lot of people go, a lot of people have talked to senators and congressmen.
03:22:13.000 They go, well, you can't shoot sandhill cranes.
03:22:15.000 I went, it's a game bird, you dirtbag!
03:22:18.000 You need to cook it for them.
03:22:19.000 I watched the episode of Rinella's show when they were cooking it, and I was like, that looks like a steak.
03:22:24.000 It's a red animal.
03:22:26.000 It's red meat.
03:22:28.000 It's just tragic.
03:22:29.000 In California, you can't eat mountain lions.
03:22:31.000 You've got to bury them.
03:22:32.000 You can't eat them.
03:22:33.000 So even if you shot one with a depredation permit, you have to bury it?
03:22:36.000 That's right.
03:22:37.000 Wow.
03:22:38.000 That's indecent.
03:22:40.000 It is indecent.
03:22:41.000 It's a waste of the animal.
03:22:42.000 That's why I'm confrontational.
03:22:44.000 I'm confronting indecency and trying to get some honesty involved.
03:22:49.000 And you can't do it by backing off and being Mitt Romney-like and bring a doily to a grenade fight.
03:22:55.000 What's that doily?
03:22:56.000 I like to bring an 810 warthog to a porker game.
03:23:00.000 Ted, we just did three hours and like 15 minutes.
03:23:04.000 I ain't even warmed up.
03:23:05.000 Just flew by, right?
03:23:07.000 This time just flew by.
03:23:08.000 That's because it's a love fest of truth, logic, and common sense.
03:23:11.000 Well, listen, man, it's been a pleasure to meet you.
03:23:15.000 Back at you.
03:23:15.000 Glad to be able to sit down with you and have a good conversation here.
03:23:19.000 My friends were right.
03:23:20.000 You do deserve me.
03:23:21.000 And I think it's a good opportunity for people to get a chance to see you in a long-form conversation rather than these sound bites they could just choose to hate.
03:23:30.000 Yeah, especially when the sound bites are edited and manufactured.
03:23:33.000 And let's make it perfectly clear.
03:23:35.000 I did not avoid the draft.
03:23:37.000 I did nothing.
03:23:38.000 Oh, let's go to that.
03:23:39.000 Kill that music real quick.
03:23:40.000 Because that was an old school story of an interview, supposedly, that you shit all over yourself.
03:23:46.000 And by the way, Joe, you know me pretty well in the last three hours.
03:23:51.000 If I had shit on myself to get out of the draft, do you think for a minute I would deny it?
03:23:56.000 No.
03:23:56.000 I would have a riot with it.
03:23:58.000 What was that about?
03:24:00.000 I went in and got my draft physical.
03:24:03.000 By the way, when I went in 1969, I was Superman.
03:24:05.000 I literally would hurdle Volkswagen bugs.
03:24:08.000 I was all muscle and sinew.
03:24:11.000 I was Superman.
03:24:13.000 I was the most athletic, running, jumping...
03:24:16.000 I'm a gazelle known to man.
03:24:19.000 And I went in for my—I didn't know anything about Vietnam.
03:24:21.000 I didn't know anything about war.
03:24:22.000 My dad was a war hero, but nobody talked about it.
03:24:25.000 I never heard of the Bataan Death March.
03:24:26.000 I graduated from the American education system, so I knew nothing.
03:24:30.000 And there was all protests around me, but I wasn't really tuned into the protests because I was making music every day.
03:24:36.000 I mean, just obsessed with the Amboy Dukes.
03:24:39.000 And playing gigs every night.
03:24:41.000 And I didn't pay attention.
03:24:42.000 I never watched a newscast in my life.
03:24:43.000 But I was given a draft notice and I went down.
03:24:46.000 I went down and I had my draft physical.
03:24:47.000 And I passed with flying colors.
03:24:49.000 And I got a draft card in the mail a couple months later through my mom and dad's house and one Y. Not a deferment.
03:24:57.000 It's a designation.
03:24:59.000 I was in Oakland Community College at the time.
03:25:03.000 So Y was a student designation, I believe.
03:25:07.000 But I was ready to rock.
03:25:08.000 I didn't want to go.
03:25:10.000 I didn't understand.
03:25:10.000 My buddies were going.
03:25:13.000 John Brake, my singer, had to go.
03:25:16.000 Rob Leonard from Amboy Dukes had to go.
03:25:21.000 So the only way you could have gone is if you dropped out of school?
03:25:23.000 Is that what it is?
03:25:24.000 No, it wasn't a deferment.
03:25:26.000 No, I would have been called any time.
03:25:28.000 So you could have been called, but you just weren't.
03:25:30.000 Sure.
03:25:31.000 And then the Wikipedia claims I got a 4F. 4F! What is a 4F? A 4F means you're physically incapable.
03:25:38.000 I've never been physically incapable of anything.
03:25:41.000 So they make this shit up.
03:25:43.000 And so I did an interview with High Times, which by the way, let's make it clear.
03:25:46.000 I've done this so many times, but people ignore my actual statements.
03:25:50.000 So I had been doing interviews all because the Embrydukes were on fire and I was just an outrage on stage with the loincloth and the bow and arrow and the feedback and these killer songs and the band was so good.
03:26:01.000 Greatest musicians in the world.
03:26:02.000 So I did interviews all the time talking about the music I loved and they never got anything right.
03:26:07.000 These stone, dirtbag hippie writers got the guys in the band's names wrong.
03:26:12.000 They got the facility wrong.
03:26:14.000 They mentioned songs we didn't perform.
03:26:17.000 They got nothing right.
03:26:19.000 And every time I'd read the interview, I'd go, God, we were talking about my music.
03:26:22.000 You didn't even get the song titles right.
03:26:25.000 So I started having fun with these interviewers, much to the entertainment of my bandmates, who would break out in hysterics when I'd make up stories because I'm not going to even try to be accurate anymore.
03:26:35.000 It was an ongoing maneuver of mine.
03:26:38.000 We'd have these hippie writers come in to take notes, and I'd say, yeah, I play this Fender Stratocaster.
03:26:43.000 As I hold up my Gibson Birdland, which I was known for, and they'd write down, he played a Gibson Stratocaster.
03:26:50.000 There's no such thing as a Gibson Stratocaster.
03:26:53.000 So I was having fun with dirtbag anti-journalists.
03:26:57.000 So now I'm invited to High Times Magazine, and I was hardcore anti-drug.
03:27:02.000 So I go in, and this guy is...
03:27:07.000 So, Ted, tell me about this Amboy Dukes.
03:27:15.000 Is it like a band?
03:27:17.000 I went, yeah, it's like a band.
03:27:18.000 It's almost exactly like a band.
03:27:22.000 What kind of a question is this?
03:27:23.000 So how did this conversation get started about the draft?
03:27:26.000 So anyhow, we started talking about when I'm with the MC5 and the Stooges, and we would party, and I go, yeah, man, I was snorting something.
03:27:33.000 I don't know what it was, but man, I just got higher than a kite.
03:27:35.000 And he goes, wow, you think it might have been crystal meth?
03:27:38.000 And I went, yeah, that's what they called it.
03:27:40.000 I never snorted crystal meth.
03:27:41.000 So you just made up some shit.
03:27:42.000 I just went nuts, and we went into the war thing, and I go, I don't know anything about war.
03:27:46.000 I'm a guitar player, but...
03:27:48.000 I went down for my draft physical, and when I went into the booth to give my urine sample, I made sure I ate Mexican food all week.
03:27:55.000 So instead of pissing in the urine cup, I took a big dump in it.
03:27:58.000 It was green.
03:27:59.000 It went all over the place.
03:28:00.000 And the guy went, wow, really?
03:28:04.000 Yeah, really.
03:28:05.000 And so I made up this story for High Times Magazine, you know, the great magazine of good information.
03:28:14.000 And then it turned out that my drummer, K.J. Knight, God bless him, he actually admitted this and testified, that that's what he did.
03:28:22.000 We thought it was the funniest thing in the world.
03:28:24.000 We're teenagers, and this guy went into the draft physical just an absolute near-death lump of shit to get out of the draft.
03:28:32.000 And we thought it was funnier than hell.
03:28:33.000 We weren't paying attention to important things in life.
03:28:36.000 And so the Ted Hating liberal press started quoting the High Times magazine and quoting an ex-girlfriend who claimed that I adopted her.
03:28:51.000 I adopted my girlfriend.
03:28:53.000 Have you read that one?
03:28:54.000 I did read that one.
03:28:55.000 I forgot about it.
03:28:56.000 What the fuck?
03:28:56.000 So this kind of stuff.
03:28:58.000 Yeah, it was like you adopted her so you could take her on tour with you?
03:29:01.000 No, so I could fuck her.
03:29:03.000 That's what the story was.
03:29:04.000 But that's absolutely absurd.
03:29:08.000 I don't think that's how it works.
03:29:09.000 I don't think it makes it easier to fuck them once you adopt them.
03:29:12.000 I didn't adopt anybody.
03:29:14.000 Jesus Christ.
03:29:14.000 I never shit my pants since I was, I think...
03:29:18.000 Eight months old.
03:29:19.000 I've never been with an underage girl since I was underage.
03:29:23.000 I'm not a racist.
03:29:24.000 And what else do they say?
03:29:25.000 Oh, and they claim that I made Courtney Love blow me when she was 12. I think she claimed that, right?
03:29:31.000 Yeah, I never met Courtney Love.
03:29:32.000 You can tell I don't have a rash.
03:29:35.000 You've just got to be kidding me.
03:29:37.000 They just make this shit up because they know I'm so good at I'm bringing my basic conservative agenda forward that they have to go full Saul Alinsky and lie and lie and lie.
03:29:53.000 And if you go to Wikipedia to find out about Ted Nugent, they will repeat these lies.
03:29:59.000 They're lies.
03:30:01.000 And every one of those things, if I had done it, I'd go...
03:30:04.000 Yeah, it was awesome!
03:30:05.000 But I didn't do any of those things.
03:30:07.000 Anyone can edit Wikipedia.
03:30:08.000 It's unbelievable!
03:30:09.000 It's very strange.
03:30:10.000 I think she might have edited it, yeah.
03:30:13.000 So I'm glad we got that.
03:30:14.000 So this thing has just persisted forever.
03:30:16.000 Obviously it's stuck in your craw because you wanted to bring it up at the very end here.
03:30:19.000 No, it doesn't stick in my craw.
03:30:20.000 It's just it's a fascinating example of the dishonesty and the anti-journalism, agenda-driven...
03:30:27.000 Anti-American, anti-Ted, anti-Second Amendment, anti-freedom buffoonery that exists.
03:30:34.000 I think it makes for an interesting podcast exchange.
03:30:36.000 I think so, too.
03:30:37.000 It's not in my craw.
03:30:38.000 It's not even in my universe.
03:30:40.000 But I notice it.
03:30:41.000 It's hysterical.
03:30:42.000 Ted Nugent, ladies and gentlemen.
03:30:43.000 There you have it.
03:30:45.000 Full on.
03:30:46.000 Until next week.
03:30:47.000 Bye, everybody.