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00:08:20.000I remember we made it through, but there was like a checkpoint back in the day in San Clemente, California.
00:08:26.000The California sheriff's department, the county sheriffs, they would randomly stop cars, you know, like too many people in one car, this car's too heavy.
00:08:35.000So they got us and they put us in a holding cell.
00:08:39.000My mom went one way, we went the other way.
00:09:18.000We went back again, and they caught us again in another car, and we got separated again.
00:09:25.000But this time we were held for a longer time, and I remember my aunt, when she saw us in Mexico, she said, ha ha, they caught you guys again.
00:11:40.000But I picked up English right away, you know, because you're little, like watching Bionic Woman and shit, Six Million Dollar Man, Incredible Hulk, Dukes of Hazzard.
00:11:50.000So you basically picked it up from TV? Yeah.
00:21:02.000But it's weird, like, lady, you should understand, you know, You walked into my show with your friends, they should've just warned you that I say words, but you gotta wait for the punchline, bitch!
00:21:18.000I remember doing this show, and I was just talking about my brother coming in and out of prison a lot, and they booked me for the show, it wasn't that much, $200.
00:21:28.000And I told my friend, this comedian I had worked with, Steve Fly, he's fucking dirty.
00:21:33.000I told him, please, bro, just be clean for 10 minutes.
00:23:44.000It's like nobody's getting any better at doing that.
00:23:46.000No, no one ever re-engineers the whole prison system.
00:23:49.000No one ever re-engineers the whole people system and looks and goes why why we just continue to have crime emanate out of these Unfortunate areas.
00:23:59.000If you just fix those areas, is it possible that you could have no extreme poverty on earth?
00:26:10.000What I'm going to say, if you're going to have a game, and you're trying to figure out how much of a certain thing, and if you own that thing, you could do way more stuff.
00:27:41.000Listen, man, in this day and age, with the kind of trust that people have in government, in government decisions when it comes to economics, that Bitcoin stuff, any cryptocurrency stuff becomes more and more interesting to people.
00:27:55.000Because they go, these crazy fuckers aren't fixing nothing, man.
00:27:58.000When I was living in, well, I grew up in Pico Aliso Gardens, Aliso Village Housing Projects, a lot of our, my mom didn't have money in the bank at first.
00:28:11.000Our neighbors didn't have money in the bank, so they started their own little bank.
00:28:15.000Like, we have this thing called, I don't know how to say it in English, called Condina.
00:28:20.000We get like, I guess, 10 families that we know, and every week somebody puts $100 in the pot.
00:28:27.000So there's 10 of us, and everybody puts $100, and we all take turns every week collecting the pot.
00:28:34.000So you and I and him and seven other people, we put in $100, that's $1,000, so this week Joe Rogan gets it.
00:28:42.000And next week, everybody puts in $100 again, and this time he takes it.
00:28:52.000So that would be like the way we used to loan each other out money in the hood.
00:28:56.000It works out on the honor system, but it never fails because usually if one guy doesn't want to pay Something will happen, like, you know, it'll look bad on his family in Mexico, or we'll go hunt that fool down.
00:30:48.000My mom knew, like, she used to know where everything was.
00:30:51.000We used to go to this one factory and this trash can would throw, they would, in a trash can, like in a bin, it was nothing but synthetic cotton.
00:31:01.000So it was like this fake cotton made out of plastic.
00:31:04.000We used to take it out of the trash and put it in hefty bags.
00:31:08.000Then my mom would, we'd go home and my mom would sew them into pillowcases and we'd sew pillows.
00:33:02.000It might be, but there is a possibility that people are malleable.
00:33:11.000You can kind of steer them in different ways.
00:33:14.000The question is, are those ways good or bad?
00:33:17.000You know, if he's happy and he's gay and he became gay because he dressed him up as a little girl, if you really truly care about gay people, does that bother you?
00:33:45.000But then there's a thing like, no, no, no, I want people to decide their own destiny, but no one decides their own destiny religiously, right?
00:33:53.000Little kids get introduced into religion, but sexually is where it gets super important for us.
00:37:19.000It was like, you know, like Thanksgiving already passed.
00:37:22.000And Friday, it was like, you know, the Friday after Thanksgiving, the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, it's always like the best days, man, for me.
00:41:22.000Willy Barsana had that crazy ass fucking wild coyotes for 11 years.
00:41:27.000And somebody came in and said, I think this comedian Yorsi said, hey man, there's this guy that's looking for comedians to perform at three in the morning.
00:45:26.000It's a weird thing that human beings are malleable.
00:45:30.000You can get them to behave a certain way in Iceland, but then a different way in Brazil, or a certain way in Japan, and a different way in China.
00:46:31.000Oh yeah, Asian people, Armenian people, older people, we're trying to catch the bus, we're all trying to catch the bus, and they run.
00:46:38.000They rush in front of me, they don't say excuse me.
00:46:41.000That's why I learned how to say excuse me in Armenian.
00:46:44.000You know when people don't mind being jammed up like that?
00:46:48.000In the winter, in Boston, when they get on the T. You know those trains, like if you leave in Fenway Park, and it's like...
00:46:57.000Fucking zero degrees outside in the winter and you get on the T together and Especially if it's sunny out so nobody feels creepy about it and they shut those doors and everybody's just jammed in there huddled together like penguins Yeah, you don't mind you don't mind you're fucking freezing So everybody has more of a sense of that's like a big problem with LA. It's too easy to just live here It's too easy to like physically survive.
00:47:22.000It's too hot The heat's one thing, but you can get by, you get used to that.
00:49:49.000Imagine how fucked everything would be if an eagle could move like a hummingbird.
00:49:55.000Just a giant flying thing with knives for fingers, and it's just snatching fish out of water, and it's as big as a turkey, and it moves like a hummingbird.
00:50:20.000I've never seen their wings until now.
00:50:22.000Dude, those wings are so small that if they were in a superhero, if I saw a superhero and the body was that big and the wings were that small, I'd be like, that bitch couldn't fly.
00:51:14.000Good luck catching that little fucker.
00:51:16.000I told you I was listening to that Leonardo book the other day, and one of the weird things in the beginning it mentions is that he had a very weird fascination, or it was written in one of his notebooks, that he wanted to...
00:51:25.000I think he wanted to describe the tongue of a woodpecker.
00:52:00.000Imagine those dudes that were just like...
00:52:03.000Initially studying species is like imagine just Like writing down drawing pictures of a cat that you just found in the fucking jungle Like being one of those guys are the first people to document what animals exist out there Because like how long have we known how long have we had a good sense of what animals exist out there?
00:52:24.000How many years has it been, you think, that people have a good sense of all the animals in the world?
00:52:29.000Like right now, we know about giant bears that live in Russia, right?
00:53:44.000That's I think I'm you know, obviously I'm not an expert But I think they believe this is the oldest written language.
00:53:50.000See if that's true Is cuneiform the oldest written language?
00:53:55.000They think that was where it started that it started with these little like they look like nails Look at that shit, dude It's such a fantastic looking language because it almost looks like some crazy computer code or something.
00:54:11.000And it's funny how this kind of language, someone who's bored in prison will pick it up and learn how to write like this with another inmate and give each other messages so the guards will know.
00:56:42.000I used to do the V in the, you know, the...
00:56:44.000The other day when we were talking about George Washington, I saw a fact and I was trying to bring it up in time, but I had to go back and find it and I just remembered it because of what you're talking about.
00:56:53.000Do you know when the first dinosaur bones were discovered?
00:57:05.000He was already present and done with all of that.
00:57:08.000Everything that they had written and talked about and everything we go back and discuss was all before they even knew dinosaurs even existed almost.
00:57:20.000I mean, imagine you have, like, okay, we think we got an understanding of what is here and what's been here has probably been similar to what's here.
01:07:12.000Well, that was one of their strategies, but they were extremely stout people.
01:07:16.000They were very, very strong people, apparently.
01:07:19.000All I know about, just full disclosure, all I know about is what I learned from Dan Carlin's Hardcore History Podcast and a couple of articles.
01:07:26.000I've never really read that much about the Mongols.
01:08:03.000New York Times had an article that said they killed so many people, they changed the carbon footprint of the earth.
01:08:09.000There was less people, a noticeable number.
01:08:12.000If you go and you look through the ice core samples, and they're starting to attribute it, or some people at least are attributing that, to Genghis Khan killing somewhere in the neighborhood of 10% of the population on earth.
01:09:13.000Apartment complex and I was driving my car and I was on the high I was on the road listening to the radio like you know you see where the traffic lights are you see you remember it's like burned in your brain like ah Magic Johnson has AIDS what in my car what?
01:10:41.000But when you really think about the actual danger and death, like I think even while AIDS was in its height of killing people, I don't think it was killing people as much as the flu was, right?
01:10:53.000The numbers I'm finding now are depending on worldwide or US. So worldwide, tuberculosis is now killing more people than AIDS. But this says that only 1.1 million people today in the US are living with AIDS. And I think I saw...
01:11:09.000But living with AIDS is like you're at the border of getting AIDS. Is that what it is?
01:11:15.000You have, supposedly, this is, again, I'm not a doctor, right?
01:11:19.000Supposedly, it's like you have HIV, your immune system gets weakened, you catch AIDS, which is Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, which means your T-cell levels have reached a certain count where they identify it as AIDS, right?
01:11:33.000Yeah, I actually did type in AIDS and this is going to HIV, so...
01:12:20.000It says there were 12,333 deaths due to any cause of people with diagnosed HIV infection ever classified as AIDS. Isn't that a strange way of saying that?
01:12:40.000It says, with diagnosed HIV infection ever classified as AIDS. Okay.
01:12:46.000I don't know, maybe I'm too stupid for that.
01:12:48.000Yeah, because what I also saw was that a million people died last year from it, but that would be worldwide.
01:12:52.000And this then contradicts, because it says a million people have only been diagnosed, and this is only in the U.S., and that other numbers worldwide, so it gets really sketchy.
01:12:59.000And it says 6,721 deaths were attributed directly to HIV. Yeah.
01:13:05.000So, it seems that they definitely think it's still killing people.
01:15:41.000See, I get so confused about all this shit, because some people believe that a lot of these people also are shooting heroin, a lot of these people are also doing a lot of drugs.
01:15:52.000I would wonder, you know, if they're really partying hard and they also get AIDS, I would always wonder, like, how much of you partying hard is destroying your immune system, too?
01:16:02.000Like, if you have a disease, like, say you have cancer...
01:16:07.000And you're struggling with cancer, and you just decide to hardcore start smoking meth, and then you die from the cancer.
01:16:14.000Like, didn't something else kill you too?
01:16:18.000Not saying that the cancer's good for you, cancer's certainly bad for you, but if you have cancer and you just decide to go on a meth binge, And destroy your immune system.
01:16:27.000It's got to contribute to your health.
01:17:05.000So how many of these people that got AIDS were like extremely healthy folks that like, you know, jogged on a regular basis and ate a lot of fruit and vegetables?
01:17:15.000It's not really hard to get that data.
01:17:16.000I know, I would like to get that data.
01:17:18.000This is not like a prejudiced perspective.
01:17:48.000Catch you when you're already weak, too.
01:17:51.000Maybe you're run down, you've been working too much, and then the flu hits you when your immune system's devastated and it gets deep into you and gets you.
01:18:00.000I mean, the thing about diseases that's so strange to me is that some of them are associated with certain diseases Certain groups of people like AIDS like AIDS is one of those ones is just so Associated with gay people that it's like a really politically charged disease and we concentrate on it like really heavily But I really think it wasn't just the gay thing,
01:18:22.000It was a new thing that was killing people.
01:18:24.000We were always worried about that, right?
01:18:25.000There's always these pandemic movies where some new crazy disease breaks loose and just runs rampant and we don't have an immune system for it and people start dying and they need to get the medication to the people and get it to the baby quickly!
01:18:37.000People are afraid to get on subways, SARS. There's always some shit like that.
01:18:41.000We're always terrified of some new shit that's going to get us.
01:21:55.000I got PCP, I got weed fighting, I got crack fighting.
01:21:59.000Yeah, I mean, people don't like when you judge people's health.
01:22:04.000And, you know, you definitely shouldn't judge someone based on whether or not they're sick.
01:22:10.000What you're looking at when you see people that are sick, including yourself, all of us, what we're looking at is an organism that is at war, and we have this weird instinct to kind of get away from them, like, oh my god, I could get that.
01:22:24.000I could get that organism, whatever that, I gotta get away from it.
01:22:27.000What if one of the troops jumps off of him and hops into me?
01:22:31.000I can't afford to take time off work now.
01:23:07.000It smelled like an old elementary school in there.
01:23:12.000and uh it's more like pine so it was an old korean doctor there and i told her what was wrong with me and she um i told her i have a flu i hope my butt hurts because i might have a hemorrhoid i don't know what's going on i'm bleeding out of my ass damn and she goes okay sit down and now she oh she and i paid a hundred dollars and what'd she give you she gave me medicines for the for the hemorrhoid because i had a hemorrhoid for the first time and then she gave me antibiotics for my flu What
01:24:39.000Put this up while he's talking because it's perfect.
01:24:41.000And then I pushed and I pushed and then like, oh man, I could just feel, I saw like, I wiped myself and the toilet paper looked like a fucking tampon.
01:24:54.000It says the veins around your anus tend to stretch under pressure and may bulge or swell.
01:24:58.000Swollen veins, hemorrhoids, can develop from increased pressure in the lower rectum due to straining during bowel movements, sitting for long periods of time on the toilet.
01:25:12.000Eddie Bravo has a hilarious bit about it, about being on his phone, on his phone taking a shit.
01:28:31.000So there's certain people that I think have a real physical issue.
01:28:35.000Like Jordan Peterson is one of them when he describes he literally can't have anything other than meat at this point in his life or it gives him headaches and it fucks with him.
01:28:46.000I think certain people, all bullshit aside, might have a real biological issue with vegetables, which sounds insane.
01:30:11.000Yeah, you chew that shit down and pack it down, then you water on top of it, so it's got, like, you got, like, the packed out bison here, and then you got the water behind it, and it's concretifying it, and it's way through your body.
01:34:07.000It really is, like, in the implementation of it more than anything.
01:34:11.000But if you did a steam room, most likely it was a tile floor.
01:34:15.000And you go in there, and you close on a glass door, and it's just hot steam, and everybody just gets hot in there, and then they get too sweaty, and then they leave.
01:34:24.000But the sauna's different in that it's a dry heat.
01:34:27.000So you go in there, and it's usually, I think the idea is, and I could be wrong here, but I think the idea is that the steam room can't get as hot as a sauna, because if it did, it would kind of cook you, because it's wet.
01:34:39.000It would be like hot, wet air around you would kind of cook you, as opposed to the hot, dry air.
01:35:11.000Did they used to sit around the sauna?
01:35:12.000Hell yeah, they would party all night and then take a little steam in the morning, get all that alcohol out.
01:35:17.000It doesn't really do that, but it definitely would make you feel a little better.
01:35:20.000Yeah, if you're fucked up from drinking, you could also run the risk of, because you might be dehydrated, you could run the risk of blacking out.
01:35:28.000You know, if you're susceptible to that and you, look at them all there.
01:37:03.000If they had a place like that where you had all the same kind of furniture, just updated, all the same utensils, but have that shit like they had it back then, how many people would want that?
01:40:39.000If you live in a place like New York, you'll have a summer that is brutally hot and muggy and people are walking around sweating and they're like, holy shit, it's fucking hot out.
01:43:13.000When everything's good like that, it's good for everybody.
01:43:17.000It makes the whole community more positive and it seems like we're helping out more young people coming up and then they develop a nice positive community too and they realize, hey man, We're all trying to get somewhere, but we're not against each other.
01:43:34.000We should be supporting each other, and it'll help everybody.
01:43:50.000The same amount of energy could be put into both ways of thinking about it, but one way is so much more positive for you and for everybody around you.
01:43:58.000And still allows you to have a competitive instinct because you're still competing against yourself.
01:44:02.000You're competing to do better, but you're looking at the people around you as inspiration rather than as competition.
01:44:08.000And so instead of having this negative, combative relationship with everybody around you that's also succeeding, you have this really cooperative, excited feeling about it.
01:44:20.000That's entirely possible in friendship.
01:44:23.000That's how people should aspire to interface with things.
01:44:28.000Always try to be as positive as you can.
01:44:30.000To give the same amount of energy you can give towards positive and still fulfill all those same amount of instincts of kicking ass and doing well.
01:45:35.000I mean, that guy really does show up at a fucking hotel room at 4 o'clock in the morning, flies across the world, and immediately starts working out.
01:46:25.000I remember that when he was third string and playing football in Canada, he was sharing a mattress with the last guy who got kicked out of a team.
01:55:38.000I mean, people, they boo and they get angry when someone who's a real warrior steps out of a fight.
01:55:43.000But I can remember when Nigel Benn fought Gerald McClellan.
01:55:46.000And it was a big, big fight at the time because they were both just knockout artists and crazy wild dudes with ferocious punching power.
01:55:53.000And Gerald McClellan cut a shit ton of weight.
01:55:57.000Really way too much weight and he was a really big light heavyweight and when he went in there and fought Gerald McClellan or when he fought Nigel Benn rather they had a clash of heads and it was a crazy like non-stop first round action where Gerald McClellan hurt Nigel Benn see if you can find that Gerald McClellan hurt Nigel Benn knocked him through the ropes and looked like the fight was over and Nigel Benn comes back He gets back up,
01:56:23.000and they're going at it, and there's a crazy headbutt in there, too.
01:56:27.000And during the headbutt, I mean, they're throwing bombs back and forth, but Gerald McClellan takes a knee shortly afterwards and then goes to his corner and stops.
01:56:36.000And the people that are watching, I remember saying, like, why is he doing that?
01:58:49.000Why do I remember him getting headbutt?
01:58:51.000Maybe I'm just completely delusional or maybe that was somewhere in that mix, but certainly it was the big bombs from McClellan that dropped him in the first round and the big bombs from Nigel Benn.
01:59:05.000I want to see the first round, too, because from what I remember, it was a crazy comeback because Nigel Benn was really hurt in that first round, but just showed insane heart and figured out how to keep going, where a lot of people were like, this fight is over, this fight is over.
01:59:23.000But you see in those highlight reels, he was a knockout artist.
01:59:26.000But now he's in real, real, real, real bad shape.
02:00:45.000That's why the best description of fights is always the theater of the unknown, because you really never know what the fuck is going to happen when you get these two world-class knuckle-slingers throwing fucking haymakers at each other like this.
02:01:15.000And Chael Sonnen told me something once that's an old boxing saying.
02:01:23.000Something along the lines of, if you try to stop a fight and win by knockout but fail, you almost always lose by decision.
02:01:31.000Because you just blow yourself out so bad.
02:01:35.000Obviously, that's not totally the case because some people have crazy endurance and they can try to win a fight by knockout and then recover around later.
02:01:44.000But the amount of output that you do when you're throwing everything full blast like McClellan did in that first round is insane.
02:01:53.000How many punches did he throw in that first round?
02:01:55.000He threw a lot, but here's the most important thing.
02:01:58.000He's throwing a lot of them at full power.
02:02:00.000That's why it's so difficult to maintain.
02:02:03.000What most people don't realize is that most of the time when you see boxers boxing, We're good to go.
02:02:38.000They're not exerting the same amount of energy.
02:02:41.000See, when you're trying to knock somebody out like McClellan clearly was in this first round, you are running uphill with a weight sack on your back.
02:02:50.000So as we go into the second round, like, look, you see he's already really tired.
02:02:56.000So it was as much his weight cut as it was his strategy to try to win the first round as it was Nigel Ben's ability to absorb punishment and come back strong because Ben is looking fantastic here in the second round.
02:03:13.000But it was a big wake-up call to a lot of boxers that if you engage in wild brawls, even when you were one of the elite of the elite, like Gerald McClellan was at the time, you could still get brain bleeding and be fucked up.
02:03:26.000And a lot of people attribute that to that weight cut because he had to dehydrate himself quite a bit back then.
02:03:31.000You think his game plan from his coaches was to get this guy out in the first round?
02:03:35.000It could be, but it could be that he hurt him and he figured he could get him out in the first round.
02:05:23.000Well, dude, Buster Douglas is a crazy example of a guy who always had a tremendous amount of talent.
02:05:29.000He was always regarded as people that were in the know in boxing.
02:05:33.000I heard them talk about him, and they would always talk about how smooth he was in training, and when he's at his best, he's literally like a world championship fighter.
02:05:43.000But he never totally put it together as far as his discipline in training camp.
02:06:29.000When Tyson was in his prime as a knockout artist, he was so lethal that even though Buster Douglas and him...
02:06:36.000Fought and Buster Douglas eventually wound up knocking him out.
02:06:39.000He knocked him out after Mike Tyson knocked Buster Douglas down and had him hurt.
02:06:44.000And Don King, after the fight, even protested and said that the count was more than 10. And that when Buster Douglas was down, the referee gave him an extra couple seconds to recover that he shouldn't have had.
02:06:55.000I remember that was like a big protest after the fight.
02:06:59.000But even then, even with shitty training, not taking this guy seriously at all, even then, Mike Tyson still knocked Buster Douglas down and almost knocked him out with one punch.
02:07:11.000What round did he knock him out, Buster Douglas?
02:07:14.000That was the longest Tyson fight he ever had, right?
02:10:26.000The counting is definitely slower on Buster Douglas, but they're definitely both out.
02:10:33.000But either way, if you said seven, I bet instead of four, if you've sped the count up by a second, you don't think Buster Douglas could have gotten up quicker?
02:10:54.000So, the question is, like, would he have been able to if the guy had counted a little quicker and, you know, eight came where seven was or six was?
02:12:16.000There's never been someone that was as dominant For a scary moment in boxing history than Mike Tyson.
02:12:25.000Because even though you knew Roy Jones was going to fuck up whoever he fought, the way he was going to fuck up, even if he knocked him out with one punch, it wasn't going to be this horrific storming By a destroyer, just coming after your soul.
02:12:39.000Roy Jones would box your face off, hit you with lead left hooks and straight right hands that are way faster than anything you can duck.
02:12:47.000He would fuck people up, but he would fuck people up with a certain style and movement and speed, whereas Tyson would just...
02:12:53.000Hashten was like hitting you, like mugging you at the same time, man.
02:13:22.000There's a crazy video of Ali that someone had on their Instagram page, one of those boxing pages, where he's fighting someone and the guy throws two, three, four punches in a row and Ali's got his hands down, And just barely moving his head away with each punch.
02:14:01.000It would have been fucking crazy, I'll tell you that.
02:14:04.000If we had Mike Tyson in his very best, before shit went completely crazy and he started giving out Rolls Royces to cops and walking around with his tiger in his underwear, before all that stuff...
02:14:27.000Even though Tyson had lost to Buster Douglas, everybody assumed that Tyson lost because he hadn't been training and he really hadn't been focused.
02:14:34.000And then when he went to jail, he came out of jail and he looked jacked.
02:18:26.000Those fights with Turo Gatti, those are some of the all-time most exciting and barbaric boxing matches ever.
02:18:33.000When two dudes are just that close to each other, like that close skill-wise, like when they go at it, just back and forth and back and forth and nobody quits.
02:21:11.000Sometimes I just want to watch it by myself.
02:21:13.000But a lot of times, the only time I'm watching fights by myself if it's a UFC fight and I'm not commentating it is because we don't have a fight companion.
02:21:24.000If we're home, Callan's home and Schaub and Eddie Bravo are all home while a UFC is on the road somewhere, we'll watch it in here and we'll play it and we'll talk shit while the fights are going on.
02:29:57.000Luckily for him, when he was locked up, a guy that was with me in rehab knew me and my brother and him were friends and he had my brothers back in prison.
02:32:49.000But people who have learned how to do it and get a frame and figure out how to get the frame all sandblasted and powder coated and then, you know, figure out how to put the suspension on and fenders and like to really take a car apart and restore it and restore it and have it look beautiful and then drive around in it.
02:33:08.000You see those guys that do that and you go, wow.
02:34:11.000Changing, he'd be out there in the parking lot, man, like renting his own stuff to take the motor out of the car and put a new motor in and put it all in.
02:35:51.000When I was a kid, there used to be a guy, they used to fix, you know, there's always a guy in the neighborhood that don't know how to fix everybody's car.
02:38:41.000I had one, I had it for like three years, and I traded it in, and then I got this other one later.
02:38:45.000But in between, I had a Porsche, and that shit broke down constantly.
02:38:48.000I had a 996 Turbo, which is like 2002. That shit broke constantly.
02:38:56.000It just kept breaking man all kinds of crazy shit like the shift linkage blew two separate times where I would go to Shift gears and it just disengaged and was just floating around on two separate occasions that happened Where I couldn't shift gears and I was stuck one time luckily it happened while I was driving down the road So I was driving down the road and it popped loose and I was in second gear I said okay,
02:39:17.000I'm gonna just wind this bitch out and get to the Porsche dealership So I kept in second gear just drove around in second gear through the streets like near Ventura Wow.
02:40:47.000Honestly, you're better off with the automatic.
02:40:51.000If you want to be totally honest, the automatic is going to go faster.
02:40:54.000It's going to have a better choice of gear selection than you are.
02:40:58.000It's going to, like, a lot of times when these race car drivers take, like, an automatic Porsche, like one of the new ones, they take it on a track.
02:41:04.000They don't even take it out of automatic.
02:41:06.000They don't shift the gears themselves.
02:41:07.000If it's a double clutch gearbox, they put it in drive and they just go.
02:41:10.000Because the things are so good at picking the right gear.
02:42:05.000If you're stuck in a, like, San Francisco street, and there's a red light, and you gotta go forward in a stick shift, that shit is a heart attack inducing.
02:42:14.000I'm always afraid of rolling back on that car.
02:42:20.000When you're a young kid and you're learning how to drive one, and you're on a crazy steep hill, at the top of the hill there's a stoplight.
02:45:23.000This is within the last hundred years.
02:45:25.000We had anything that you could do that with.
02:45:28.000This speed that they could do it with now.
02:45:30.000It's just fucking crazy, man Like your your moment where you have to make a decision like if something jumps out in front of you How much time do you have?
02:45:41.000I'm gonna be a I'm still waiting for a jetpack.
02:45:44.000Look people are fucking stupid Tell me someone wouldn't want to just go I'm gonna run when he comes by as soon as I see him I'm gonna run and I'm gonna get out of the way and then he tries to correct for you and wipes out and Yeah,
02:46:04.000it's like he was doing a wheelie before he could even get off.
02:46:40.000You really get a sense of it right there.
02:46:42.000When you're riding in the POV, their POV, you get a little bit of a sense of it, but you really get a sense of it when you watch them pass by stationary cameras.
02:47:01.000And again, this is just like what we were talking about with those strongman dudes.
02:47:05.000These are the people that are hard-wired to do incredibly dangerous things.
02:47:11.000And I guarantee you, these same people that are hard-wired to do these kind of dangerous, risky things, they would be like special forces operators, they would be Navy SEALs, they would be...
02:47:31.000But then you could take a thrill seeker that maybe would have joined the military and put him on a bike or put him in an MMA cage or put him in a boxing ring and you get that same type of person.
02:47:43.000Those people all exist because you needed those traits.
02:47:46.000You needed those traits in order to be successful, to keep your civilization alive.
02:48:06.000That's what's crazy is we're figuring out how to filter that shit into sports now and all sorts of other aspects of life.
02:48:12.000But it's these same instincts that have been around for hundreds of thousands of years that have turned people into what they are right now.
02:50:11.000They tell you to take one of those space blankets with you if you're going hiking in the woods.
02:50:15.000Like if you're going on a camping trip and you have some survival stuff, a survival kit, one of the things they say is to get one of those.
02:50:22.000Because you build a fire and then you get under the blanket in the fire and the fire reflects off the blanket and it makes a big impact on the amount of heat it gives off.
02:50:32.000And they think for survival purposes it's a good move to have.
02:53:22.000A lot of times when they have these farms, it rains and there's a lot of runoff, and the runoff is carrying cow shit and pig shit, and it's getting into the ground, and it's getting onto plants.
02:53:37.000And if they don't adequately wash these plants and you get them and you eat them raw, you can definitely get sick.
02:53:52.000I know, like, sometimes when I drive to, like, when I do shows in Visalia or Bakersfield, on the right-hand side, you know, you pass by these cows.
02:54:14.000There's a lake full of pig shit outside this one pig farm, one of those factory farms, where they have these warehouses filled with pigs, and they flew over with a drone to get footage of it, and you see this putrid, disgusting body of water that's just shit and piss.
02:54:46.000This thing of figuring out how to make the most amount of money with having the least amount of concerns for the life of the animal is the total wrong way to look at it.
02:54:57.000But when you're feeding 20 million people and none of those people are aware of where their food comes, People start making decisions based on money and profit and then you get to this point where someone allows them to or we don't agree on what should and shouldn't be done or we don't agree on what we should and shouldn't enforce.
02:55:12.000And then we get to this place where you have these buildings that are filled with pigs and you got a lake of piss and shit behind it and these things are jammed into these cages and they got dead babies on the ground.
02:55:35.000E. coli is a large group of bacteria with multiple strains, most of which are harmless and part of the normal flora of bacteria in the digestive tract.
02:55:42.000Harmful strains of E. coli produce something called Shiga toxin, which can be deadly.
02:56:01.000This time, however, the toxic strain of E. coli has been found on romaine lettuce, which likely became contaminated from nearby cattle manure.
02:57:40.000But the crazy thing is, had that happened in the first place, was that a normal thing that would have happened on a regular farm?
02:57:47.000Like, if you just had a farm that wasn't a factory farm, but you just let the animals roam around, just be themselves, would that have happened?
02:57:55.000Or does that only happen when you contain a certain amount of animals in a certain area and then also try to grow vegetables in that same area, too?
02:58:04.000I mean, I'm sure people got E. Coli back in the day.
02:58:07.000I'm sure it's not a new thing that people get sick from.
02:58:09.000I just guess they didn't clean it well enough because of the way they're doing it.
02:58:12.000Or, before refrigerators, for sure they probably got it, right?
03:01:09.000What happened to get that chicken sandwich in your hand?
03:01:12.000If you get a video, if they give you a little fucking...
03:01:15.000Every chicken sandwich you buy comes with a documented life of the chicken.
03:01:22.000You get a number, like, oh, this is number 216, and you go to the website, and you can access the video of the chicken living from the time it's a baby chick, from the time it's a grown-up chick, And a dude with a fucking gloved hand grabs his fucker, stuffs him in a cage, and feeds him, and he gets bigger,
03:01:37.000and he's stuck in his cage, and they take him out, whack his fucking head off, throw him into the furnace to blow off all his feathers, pull the guts out of him, cook him at KFC. If you could see all that, if you saw it from start to finish,
03:04:31.000The show ended at 10 and like against the bar closed at 11, but like five minutes before the bar closed, 10 military police came in and made sure it was closed.
03:05:44.000If one of the guys, like one time Tim Kennedy was fighting, and he's fighting Rafael Natal, who's a real world-class fighter, a real tough fight.
03:05:53.000And Tim Kennedy caught him with a left hook.
03:07:15.000And I remember when I was walking down the street the other day and I ran into a guy and he told me, hey man, I was locked up in Corcoran State Prison for many years and you on Last Coming Stanley helped me get through the hard times.
03:07:37.000Our whole lot, our whole prison alley, I guess what they call it, the whole block was rooting for you.
03:07:45.000We were going to riot if you didn't win.
03:10:08.000It might not have even been an ambition thing as much of an intolerance thing.
03:10:12.000Wasn't that I had like this grand plan for myself like I thought I deserve better and I'm gonna be the top of this fucking kick-ass It was that I couldn't do that.
03:10:21.000I can't do it There's something about me like monotonous boring shit.
03:10:25.000My brain is screaming for new experiences always that's my number like It's a good thing, but it's also a bad thing because sometimes you can't concentrate on things because you want to think about other things that are better and more crazy and more exciting, more fun.
03:10:40.000So it's like trying to manage that mindset with a regular job is almost impossible.
03:12:22.000And I went in with my bald ass, gangster bald head.
03:12:26.000And I told that old lady there, this old white lady, I said, listen, man, I don't know how to tell you this or how to explain this to you, okay?
03:13:03.000Then I would go back every day and I would rent videos of Lenny Bruce and cassettes of George Carlin from the library.
03:13:12.000And a friend of mine, when I was a little boy, he had loaned me this VHS. And back then, if you fuck with a VHS tape, you could make it go six hours instead of a three-hour movie.
03:15:27.000Wow, that's when I first started going there, man.
03:15:30.000Then from that, I just went to the Natural Fudge, and I met Brian Holtzman there, Cynthia Levine, Freddie Soto, Al Berman, the Mooney Twins, Ruby Quintana.
03:17:01.000It's so much easier to get more inspired, or to get inspired, rather, today, because kids could just watch all that stuff that you just brought up on YouTube.
03:18:16.000I think what it is, is there's like this progression.
03:18:19.000And I think that, you know, comedians get inspired by the other ones that are around them, and they were really just starting it in the 1950s and 60s, right?
03:18:25.000So then there's Lenny Bruce, who's probably the first guy who does our style of comedy, of just talking about things like, what the fuck is this?
03:18:32.000Like, what is this, ladies and gentlemen?
03:18:36.000Instead of just telling a bunch of jokes, he's talking about things and pointing things out that happen to be funny, and then Richard Pryor comes on after him and makes it way funnier.
03:18:45.000So what he did was like the same kind of thing, but way funnier.
03:18:49.000Like Richard Pryor, there was another level of evolution that he achieved, inspired off the work of the guys that were before him.
03:18:57.000The Mort Sahls and the, you know, those guys inspired Pryor.
03:19:01.000And Pryor, of course, inspires everybody.
03:19:03.000It all comes from Pryor, like in the early.
03:19:06.000It's like Lenny Bruce is just this genius, mind-opening guy that's dealing with people that are asleep.
03:19:12.000He's in a world of the 1950s and 1960s where people are just asleep.