The Joe Rogan Experience - August 23, 2018


Joe Rogan Experience #1161 - Jerrod Carmichael & Jamar Neighbors


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 1 minute

Words per Minute

171.90909

Word Count

20,801

Sentence Count

2,313

Misogynist Sentences

57


Summary

Comedian Brian Holtzman joins Jemele to talk about his new Netflix special, his time at The Comedy Store, and how he got into stand-up comedy. He also talks about his time working with Joe Rogan, and what it's like being a standup comedian in the 90s and early 2000s, and why he thinks it's a great time to be a comedian. And of course, he talks about a lot of other stuff too! Thanks to our sponsor, Caff Monster, and to everyone who joined us on our first ever live show at the Comedy Store. We hope you enjoy this episode, and we hope you have a great rest of the week! Thank you so much for being a part of this journey with us, and thank you to everyone else who has been with us along the way. We can't wait to do it again next week. -Joe Rogan and Jemele -Jemele Halpern -Caff -The Office -And we're Live! -and we're live! Thanks for tuning in, and thanks for supporting us, we appreciate you! Cheers, Joe, and God bless you, God bless! xoxo -Jon & Jerrod Jon & Jamey (and we'll see you next Monday! Love ya, Jerrod, Blessings, Cheers! -Jon and Jami and we'll See You Soon, EJ & Joe & JAMAR - And we'll Talkin' About It Soon, And We'll Talk About It, Thank You, Soon, and We'll See Ya, Thank you, Thanks, God Bless, Bye Bye, Bye, Love, See You, Bye Love, Love Ya, Love You, MRS. -PSP -YO -PSA - Jon & Gotta See Ya! -JAMAR & EJ - AND WE'LL SEE YOU SO MUCH, YA'LL, EYE! XOXO, PODCASTING, SONGS, ETC. -Jamey, SOTYO, JAMORO, ELLYANCHOR, EODY, JACOBYE, MOSCOYO & DADDY, KELLY, AND JOSEPH, JORDY, BOBBY, AND KAYLEE, AND MORE!


Transcript

00:00:03.000 Five, four, three, two, one.
00:00:07.000 Live.
00:00:08.000 And we're live.
00:00:10.000 Mr. Carmichael?
00:00:11.000 Hello, my friend.
00:00:12.000 Mr. Neighbors?
00:00:13.000 Hello, Joe.
00:00:14.000 I brought Jamar.
00:00:15.000 I know.
00:00:16.000 Jamar, welcome.
00:00:17.000 Thank you, man.
00:00:17.000 Didn't know you were coming, but glad to see you.
00:00:19.000 Me neither, man.
00:00:20.000 He made me come.
00:00:22.000 He just came by.
00:00:24.000 I was like, I'm going to Joe Rogan.
00:00:26.000 And he was like, I'm going to come.
00:00:29.000 Perfect.
00:00:31.000 Perfect.
00:00:32.000 What the fuck is going on, man?
00:00:33.000 What are you up to?
00:00:34.000 I just got in from New York like two hours ago.
00:00:38.000 And now I'm here.
00:00:40.000 I feel real.
00:00:40.000 I don't know.
00:00:41.000 I feel like a...
00:00:42.000 You know, you ever see like a homeless man smoking a cigarette?
00:00:45.000 Yeah.
00:00:46.000 And he just feels like real zen and this is his.
00:00:49.000 That's how I feel emotionally right now.
00:00:52.000 Really?
00:00:52.000 Yeah.
00:00:53.000 Like a homeless dude smoking a cigarette?
00:00:54.000 Yeah.
00:00:54.000 What a weird analogy.
00:00:55.000 I feel...
00:00:56.000 It's great.
00:00:57.000 It's really great.
00:00:59.000 Trying to figure that out.
00:01:00.000 That feeling.
00:01:01.000 It's like I have everything that I need right now.
00:01:04.000 In your life.
00:01:05.000 I have everything that I need.
00:01:06.000 Yeah.
00:01:06.000 But you've been killing it for a long time, man.
00:01:08.000 You know, you were killing it when I wasn't at the store.
00:01:11.000 I had heard about you when I was gone.
00:01:14.000 I had heard about you.
00:01:15.000 I think Ari is the one who told me about you.
00:01:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:01:17.000 You know, and then I found out that Spike Lee directed your special.
00:01:20.000 I was like, what?
00:01:21.000 Like, what the fuck is happening over at the comedy store?
00:01:26.000 Spike Lee's directing comedy specials?
00:01:28.000 That was a fun one, because it was, like, just such a...
00:01:32.000 I was like, it has to be in the OR. Nobody filmed in the OR. And so, like, you know, getting everybody to agree to that.
00:01:39.000 Yeah.
00:01:40.000 And then, like, because even Spike was like, but the main room's right here.
00:01:43.000 It's so big.
00:01:44.000 And it's like, but I don't do the main room.
00:01:47.000 I do the OR. Yeah.
00:01:49.000 Yeah.
00:01:49.000 The main room's pretty good, too.
00:01:51.000 I used to be prejudiced against the main room.
00:01:54.000 I'd be like, ah, it's too big.
00:01:55.000 It's too showy.
00:01:56.000 The wall's dirty and grimy.
00:01:58.000 It depends on, like, you know, if the sides are full or open and what the...
00:02:03.000 The room can change depending on, like, so many factors of, like...
00:02:08.000 Seating and whatever, just the sound of it.
00:02:11.000 Well, the room really changes when it gets empty late at night.
00:02:14.000 Like, that's a strange room.
00:02:15.000 Like, Brody's doing those midnight spots.
00:02:17.000 Those have been some fun spots to watch, just when Brody's just...
00:02:23.000 Tommy used to make me follow Brody all the time.
00:02:29.000 That's such a fun, interesting thing to do.
00:02:32.000 Because what else is left at that point.
00:02:36.000 The audience is headspace.
00:02:38.000 Yeah, they're in such a different place that it's just fun to piece it back together and figure it out.
00:02:45.000 Jamar, you get a lot of those freaky spots.
00:02:47.000 Yeah, man.
00:02:48.000 You ever had to follow Brian Holtzman?
00:02:51.000 Many times.
00:02:53.000 I'm like, no!
00:02:55.000 What happens with him?
00:02:56.000 Well, he's just so crazy.
00:02:58.000 He'll say so much crazy shit that the audience is just like stunned.
00:03:02.000 Yeah, it's like Brody times 20. Really?
00:03:06.000 You never see Holtzman?
00:03:08.000 Funny as fuck.
00:03:09.000 Yeah, I don't think I have yet.
00:03:10.000 Oh my god.
00:03:12.000 Dude, Holtzman said some of the darkest shit I've ever seen anybody say on stage.
00:03:15.000 He went on stage after...
00:03:17.000 Do you remember Susan Smith, that lady that drowned her kids?
00:03:20.000 She was a lady that...
00:03:21.000 She drowned her kids.
00:03:23.000 I forget what the context of it was.
00:03:26.000 Holtzman went on stage like two days later and was like, I heard those were bad kids.
00:03:30.000 I heard they sat that close to the TV. They never put away their blocks.
00:03:34.000 They fucking spilt their milk.
00:03:36.000 Those kids would not be missed.
00:03:42.000 When you say that, maybe I have heard Brian Holtzman.
00:03:45.000 Dude, right after September 11th, Mitzi wouldn't let him go on stage.
00:03:49.000 She's like, keep him off stage!
00:03:52.000 She wouldn't let him go up!
00:03:54.000 She wouldn't let him go up!
00:03:55.000 Couldn't risk the potential riot.
00:03:58.000 Well, he's a really funny guy and a really good comic, but he's never been a professional.
00:04:02.000 Like, his whole life.
00:04:04.000 He's been doing comedy forever.
00:04:05.000 When I came to the store in 94, Holtzman was already there.
00:04:09.000 And he's never been a professional.
00:04:10.000 He's always had a job.
00:04:11.000 He's always been...
00:04:12.000 He was a dog catcher.
00:04:13.000 He was a meter maid.
00:04:15.000 Like a bunch of different shit.
00:04:16.000 Yeah.
00:04:17.000 So he's never really branched out.
00:04:20.000 Yeah.
00:04:20.000 Eleanor was telling me how he fought Martin Lawrence's bodyguard.
00:04:24.000 Well, you could call it that.
00:04:26.000 You could say...
00:04:27.000 I would say Martin Lawrence's bodyguard beat the fuck out of Brian Holtzman.
00:04:31.000 That's how I would say it.
00:04:34.000 He...
00:04:36.000 Martin Lawrence was heckling.
00:04:38.000 And Holtzman's on stage.
00:04:40.000 He's saying crazy shit.
00:04:41.000 And there's like 10 people in the room.
00:04:42.000 And Martin was heckling, apparently.
00:04:45.000 And Brian got off stage to point out that it was Martin Lawrence.
00:04:48.000 He's like, look!
00:04:49.000 This fucking rich, famous motherfucker's heckling me!
00:04:53.000 Boom!
00:04:54.000 Oh, wow.
00:04:54.000 And he gets knocked out by Martin Lawrence.
00:04:56.000 Oh, it was that immediate.
00:04:57.000 This wasn't even a parking lot thing.
00:04:59.000 I heard it was a showcase.
00:05:02.000 Is that what you heard?
00:05:03.000 That's what I heard.
00:05:04.000 Those stories get twisted, right?
00:05:06.000 Yeah.
00:05:06.000 Stories get weird after a while.
00:05:09.000 Yeah.
00:05:10.000 But yeah, those were the dark days of the comedy store.
00:05:13.000 That was like...
00:05:14.000 I want to say that was like...
00:05:17.000 I don't even know if that was the 2000s.
00:05:20.000 What is it now?
00:05:21.000 I haven't really been in...
00:05:24.000 I've kind of been, but is it now still that place where you go experiment?
00:05:44.000 I just hit him up and be like, hey man, I'm going up, I'm going to do some crazy shit.
00:05:52.000 You coming through?
00:05:52.000 Oh yeah, I love it.
00:05:55.000 For those one o'clock sets, it's a different world.
00:05:58.000 It's experimental.
00:06:00.000 It's strange.
00:06:01.000 It's kind of sad.
00:06:03.000 There's a little bit of sadness in the room.
00:06:04.000 Yeah.
00:06:04.000 It's perfect.
00:06:05.000 Yeah.
00:06:06.000 Oh, the sadness.
00:06:08.000 Oh, the sadness.
00:06:09.000 The sadness is those late night...
00:06:10.000 Because you're looking at your watch like, why am I not at home?
00:06:13.000 Why am I not asleep?
00:06:15.000 I remember that feeling my first time going to the comedy store.
00:06:20.000 Just being like, why am I sad?
00:06:24.000 Just like this thing that just weighs you...
00:06:26.000 I remember feeling kind of like...
00:06:31.000 Worthless?
00:06:32.000 No, just kind of like...
00:06:33.000 It really feels like a ghost is choking you up.
00:06:39.000 It's like a weird...
00:06:40.000 Who's ghost?
00:06:41.000 Oh man, pick one.
00:06:43.000 Yeah, there's a lot of ghosts.
00:06:45.000 There's a lot of ghosts in that room.
00:06:47.000 And they come, when everyone's gone, that's when they show up.
00:06:50.000 You think for real?
00:06:51.000 No.
00:06:51.000 No, I don't think for real like you'll see them, but you definitely feel like weirdness.
00:06:56.000 Yeah, no, there's a weird...
00:06:57.000 Especially when you bomb and you get that cold...
00:06:59.000 Like, fuck you, Pryor!
00:07:05.000 Well, you know, he bombed there, too.
00:07:08.000 There's some classic famous stories about Pryor bombing as he was filming live in the Sunset Strip.
00:07:13.000 Like, some of the sets...
00:07:15.000 Oh, Mythologic had the footage.
00:07:17.000 Oh, really?
00:07:18.000 Yeah, the Showtime doc.
00:07:20.000 We had the footage of that show.
00:07:23.000 Oh, the show where he was prepping?
00:07:25.000 Where he was getting ready?
00:07:26.000 No, no.
00:07:27.000 The show where it just didn't go...
00:07:29.000 Oh, so they filmed a few of them?
00:07:31.000 Yeah, well, they filmed that strip show where he had to come back the next night and kind of redo it.
00:07:36.000 He just had...
00:07:37.000 He was just...
00:07:38.000 He...
00:07:40.000 You know, operated from such a place of just, like, it was so—it had to be honest to him, I think, and it just hadn't gone up in a while and was on stage and was just, like, in the room and just sat in it.
00:07:56.000 He just sat—the footage is crazy.
00:07:58.000 Send me that.
00:07:58.000 Wow.
00:07:59.000 Yeah, yeah, it's really crazy.
00:07:59.000 Who's got the footage?
00:08:00.000 Well, it's in the doc.
00:08:01.000 You can see it in the documentary, like, a little bit, but I think it's extended footage.
00:08:04.000 I haven't seen the extended footage, if that exists, but— There's some great old cassettes that I bought from, like, a gas station.
00:08:15.000 There were Red Fox's Comedy Club.
00:08:19.000 Red Fox had a comedy club, and Pryor would go up and just fuck around, man.
00:08:24.000 Just fuck around.
00:08:26.000 And there was many of them.
00:08:28.000 I mean, there was like seven or eight recordings.
00:08:30.000 Maverick's Flats, I think it was.
00:08:33.000 That was the name of the company?
00:08:34.000 I think so.
00:08:35.000 Off of Crenshaw or something over there?
00:08:38.000 Oh, where the club was?
00:08:40.000 I don't know.
00:08:41.000 I got them when I was living in Boston.
00:08:43.000 I was living in Boston and I found them at a gas station.
00:08:46.000 They were for sale.
00:08:47.000 And it was crazy because it was a small crowd.
00:08:50.000 You could tell it was a small crowd.
00:08:53.000 Pryor was just fucking around, man.
00:08:55.000 He was ad-libbing.
00:08:57.000 You could tell that it wasn't structured, and some of it was really funny, and some of it kind of fell flat, and you could hear the clink of glasses and shit in the background.
00:09:08.000 It was just so real.
00:09:11.000 Richard Pryor back then, he was doing something that It's like he had figured out a thing that he could do that other people hadn't figured out and that thing was like just be Totally honest and also just explore ideas on stage in front of people like not even have it mapped out yet Just just fuck around and find what's funny And he'd be smoking cigarettes and just talking and he figured out a way to turn and then you would see it boiled in To like Richard Pryor live
00:09:41.000 or live in the Sunset Strip or any of his specials you'd see it boiled down into that Yeah, yeah.
00:09:47.000 Doing it for television.
00:09:48.000 You know, he performed for television really well.
00:09:53.000 And that's like kind of an element that I think people kind of forget.
00:09:58.000 Like how well of a...
00:10:01.000 It connected with you watching it at home.
00:10:05.000 Even me, 20-30 years later, after it's filmed, and just watching it with my dad, he plays really well here.
00:10:16.000 You know what I mean?
00:10:17.000 To you, you can feel how personal and how honest it is.
00:10:21.000 So when it was boiled down, he was also captured really well.
00:10:26.000 Did you ever see him live?
00:10:28.000 No.
00:10:28.000 Pryor?
00:10:29.000 Yeah.
00:10:29.000 Wait, how old do you think I am?
00:10:30.000 No, he was alive doing stand-up 10 years ago.
00:10:34.000 Yeah, maybe a little bit more.
00:10:37.000 Maybe 15 years ago.
00:10:38.000 When did he die?
00:10:41.000 Maybe it was more than 15 years ago, now that I'm thinking about it.
00:10:44.000 Did you ever see him live?
00:10:45.000 Yeah, I had to follow him.
00:10:48.000 Like five weeks in a row, man.
00:10:50.000 Really?
00:10:51.000 2005 he died?
00:10:53.000 Okay, so it was more than I thought.
00:10:54.000 Like a run?
00:10:55.000 He did a run before he died.
00:10:58.000 It was probably right before then.
00:11:01.000 Actually, I want to say it was like the late 90s, early 2000s, somewhere around then.
00:11:07.000 He was real sick, and they would have to carry him to the stage.
00:11:10.000 And it would take like five minutes for him to get to the stage.
00:11:13.000 So they'd introduce him, and the comic would get out of the way, and then...
00:11:18.000 Chewy and Marilyn Martinez's husband would help him walk to the stage.
00:11:24.000 They would hold on to him, take him to the stage.
00:11:26.000 It would take forever.
00:11:27.000 It was a slow process.
00:11:28.000 And they'd get him and they'd sit him down and they'd crank up the mic like this.
00:11:34.000 Because his voice was so soft.
00:11:36.000 Feeble, yeah.
00:11:36.000 Yeah, and he would do stand-up.
00:11:39.000 Do like 15, 20 minutes, and then I would go on after him almost every time.
00:11:44.000 It would be me.
00:11:45.000 And just eat shit.
00:11:47.000 I would just eat shit.
00:11:51.000 Because, first of all, first of all, nobody knew who I was.
00:11:54.000 And second of all, they just saw Richard Pryor, and they're sad.
00:11:58.000 Because he's fading away right in front of everybody.
00:12:01.000 Yeah, it's an interesting feeling.
00:12:03.000 Never before has a British-type intermission been needed more.
00:12:08.000 A British-type intermission!
00:12:10.000 You know, where it's just like, alright, Richard Pryor's gone, and 15 minutes, people go smoke cigarettes, come back.
00:12:16.000 What year did you start doing stand-up?
00:12:19.000 2008. Yeah, so you missed it.
00:12:21.000 Did you go to the clubs at all before then, to look around?
00:12:24.000 No.
00:12:25.000 Well...
00:12:27.000 Two nights before my first time.
00:12:29.000 Two nights before your first time?
00:12:30.000 Yeah, two nights before my first time, I went to the Comedy Store.
00:12:34.000 Wow!
00:12:35.000 My first day in LA, I saw the whole show, 9 to 2am.
00:12:44.000 Wow, you sat through the whole show?
00:12:46.000 The whole show, did the open mic that Sunday.
00:12:50.000 Whoa.
00:12:50.000 That's an experience, man.
00:12:52.000 The people that do that, man, that's like running an ultra marathon.
00:12:56.000 Like sitting through 9 p.m.
00:12:57.000 to 2. It's interesting.
00:12:59.000 I can watch it, you know, I can consume a high volume of it in a lot of cases.
00:13:10.000 I've always been interested in whatever people are talking about.
00:13:14.000 And it was just an interesting sampler of like, all right.
00:13:17.000 What's fascinating about the story is the 15-minute blocks that you're seeing, these completely different viewpoints, 15-minute chunks.
00:13:26.000 If you sit there for long enough, you sit there for a couple of hours, and you watch that many different people, you watch eight different people go up, it's very weird.
00:13:34.000 Yeah, the strength of it, I think, for what stand-up is, especially right now, what it helps is it allows you to think of yourself in context.
00:13:48.000 And that's more important now than ever, especially with stand-up.
00:13:54.000 If you're on and you're competing against the 3,000 other specials that came out this week, It's in context of mass consumption.
00:14:07.000 So if you're going up in the middle of a marathon show, you're going up in the OR in the middle of a show, and they saw eight comics before you, they'll see nine after you or whatever.
00:14:20.000 Right.
00:14:21.000 You have to, like, kind of sketch a place in their minds in context of everything else that they saw that night.
00:14:30.000 It's really important.
00:14:31.000 So are you going like, okay, so what happened?
00:14:34.000 Well, no, you can't do that because then you can only be yourself.
00:14:37.000 It forces you.
00:14:39.000 It's not saying, like, you know...
00:14:41.000 It's not saying change who you are.
00:14:43.000 I think it makes a more dynamic version of who you are.
00:14:46.000 Because you have to be memorable in context of all of these people and these different styles.
00:14:52.000 Also, I think what you do...
00:14:55.000 Because whatever you make and you release into the world, you are also releasing in the context of other art that people are consuming.
00:15:03.000 So even if you release your stand-up album...
00:15:06.000 A lot of times people who buy stand-up albums buy stand-up albums.
00:15:10.000 So they listen to you in context of the other stand-up albums that you have.
00:15:15.000 It's a strong comparison culture stand-up has.
00:15:20.000 Like hip-hop, where it's always in relation.
00:15:24.000 It's not, this is my favorite rapper.
00:15:26.000 This rapper is better than that rapper.
00:15:28.000 And comedians and consumers of it.
00:15:33.000 It's a lot of association.
00:15:35.000 It should force you to be you.
00:15:40.000 Specifically you.
00:15:41.000 That's needed more than ever before.
00:15:43.000 You need to be yourself completely.
00:15:47.000 Or if you're a character, that character needs to be Hammer the fuck down.
00:15:53.000 Yeah, and who you are changes depending upon your environment.
00:15:56.000 That's one of the things about the store.
00:15:58.000 Like, since I've come back to the store, it's tightened me up.
00:16:01.000 It's made me better coming back to the store.
00:16:03.000 Because it's like being in that environment, being in that pressure cooker around all these other creative people and everybody's constantly getting after it.
00:16:10.000 Yeah.
00:16:11.000 No, it's great.
00:16:12.000 It's a really good...
00:16:15.000 Kind of artist colony.
00:16:16.000 At its best, it can operate like that.
00:16:19.000 You can just kind of run around.
00:16:20.000 On its best, I remember nights where we would run between rooms, even before getting spots, just to go see each room, different comedians.
00:16:31.000 You just kind of absorb it and watch it and get excited about it.
00:16:34.000 Yeah, you could do three different sets in that place and have three different universes.
00:16:37.000 You're in the belly room, then you're in the main room, then you're in the OR. That's Three different worlds.
00:16:42.000 Yeah.
00:16:42.000 They really are.
00:16:43.000 Yeah, three completely different energies.
00:16:45.000 It changes people, too.
00:16:46.000 Like, that's one of the reasons why Kinison became who he was, because he was doing those late-night spots.
00:16:50.000 He was doing those same spots that, like, Holtzman gets.
00:16:52.000 Those late spots, and he just had to capture people's attention.
00:16:56.000 So he'd just go out there screaming.
00:17:00.000 Speaking of existing in context, that is a style that's just completely created from frustration.
00:17:10.000 Other comedians create Sam Guinness.
00:17:14.000 Other comedians and ex-wives, you know?
00:17:16.000 And ex-wives.
00:17:17.000 I mean, he had like...
00:17:19.000 I mean, everybody had ex-wife jokes, you know?
00:17:21.000 There was a lot of that.
00:17:22.000 Take my wife, please.
00:17:24.000 You know, that kind of shit.
00:17:25.000 There was a lot of wife jokes and ex-wife jokes, but Kenison...
00:17:30.000 What he did was just screaming.
00:17:33.000 You know, it was just raw.
00:17:35.000 And you looked at him, this little fat balding guy, and you're like, oh yeah, he probably had a real rough time of it.
00:17:40.000 Yeah.
00:17:40.000 Well, you just believe his hatred.
00:17:42.000 You believe it completely.
00:17:44.000 Remember that video he was watching of Sam Kennison?
00:17:46.000 It was like really late night, and maybe it was like 1 o'clock in the morning, and he was like...
00:17:51.000 Every comic just gets worse!
00:17:53.000 Every joke just gets worse!
00:17:56.000 Well, he also came from a...
00:17:58.000 He was a preacher.
00:17:59.000 So he had this ability to just rant and rave and project and he knew the rhythm and he knew the fucking...
00:18:06.000 He had this thing that he would do that was very much like a revival tent, like one of those tent preachers.
00:18:14.000 I remember watching him on Married with Children with my dad.
00:18:16.000 That's my first song.
00:18:17.000 He was brilliant on there.
00:18:19.000 Wasn't he on a show where he played like someone's conscience?
00:18:22.000 Herman's head.
00:18:23.000 Oh, yeah.
00:18:24.000 Him on the shoulder.
00:18:26.000 Damn, Jamie.
00:18:27.000 How'd you pull that reference out?
00:18:28.000 I used to watch that show.
00:18:29.000 Damn.
00:18:30.000 Herman's head.
00:18:31.000 Yeah.
00:18:32.000 Yeah.
00:18:33.000 It's funny how you discover people.
00:18:35.000 Like, you see him on Married with Children and you're like, he shot a wall?
00:18:38.000 What?
00:18:38.000 What?
00:18:39.000 He shot.
00:18:40.000 They fucking fixed the sign at the comedy store.
00:18:43.000 I was so depressed when I came back.
00:18:45.000 I'm like, you guys fixed the Kinison hole?
00:18:48.000 Why would you fix the bullet hole?
00:18:50.000 He shot.
00:18:51.000 Shot a hole through the fucking sign in the parking lot.
00:18:54.000 You know that sign that's near the back walkway?
00:18:57.000 The one that, you know, in the corner?
00:18:59.000 Yeah.
00:18:59.000 There's a bullet hole in the back of that thing.
00:19:02.000 They fixed it.
00:19:03.000 Oh, it's not there anymore?
00:19:04.000 They fixed it.
00:19:04.000 Oh, why did he do it?
00:19:06.000 Because he's crazy.
00:19:07.000 He had a gun.
00:19:08.000 I think it was him and Dice were in some sort of a fight.
00:19:10.000 He pulled out a gun and blam!
00:19:13.000 He shot the sign.
00:19:14.000 He tried to shoot Dice?
00:19:15.000 I'm like, no.
00:19:16.000 I think he just wanted Dice to know that he would shoot him.
00:19:18.000 Oh.
00:19:20.000 It's an ex-preacher, by the way.
00:19:23.000 That sounds like the story.
00:19:25.000 It wasn't Herman said?
00:19:26.000 No, it was not.
00:19:26.000 That was on at the same time.
00:19:28.000 The show was called Charlie Hoover.
00:19:31.000 Really?
00:19:31.000 Yeah.
00:19:32.000 Wow.
00:19:33.000 I remember him standing on a show.
00:19:35.000 I remember the image of that.
00:19:36.000 Yeah, he was like the devil conscience type character, right?
00:19:40.000 Is that what it was?
00:19:41.000 Tim Matheson was the guy.
00:19:43.000 Oh, wow.
00:19:44.000 Look at that.
00:19:45.000 And Tim Matheson's the guy from Animal House, right?
00:19:47.000 Yeah.
00:19:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:49.000 I think why I confused it.
00:19:50.000 Herman's Head had four people in his head, and there's four different actors.
00:19:55.000 Man, they don't even do shit like this no more.
00:19:59.000 Yeah, for good reason.
00:20:03.000 There's a reason we're scrambling for the name.
00:20:06.000 They have him with Alex Jones.
00:20:09.000 Look, back to those images he just had.
00:20:12.000 Go back to the images.
00:20:14.000 Scroll down.
00:20:15.000 Scroll down.
00:20:16.000 Look.
00:20:17.000 Alex Jones is in the middle of that.
00:20:19.000 That's not even Kinnison.
00:20:20.000 Wow.
00:20:20.000 That's Alex.
00:20:22.000 Wow.
00:20:23.000 That's just someone's comparison.
00:20:27.000 Kinnison has a...
00:20:28.000 That was a great headshot, him screaming.
00:20:30.000 Yeah.
00:20:31.000 He's the guy that got me into comedy, really, in a lot of ways.
00:20:36.000 Cocaine, Sam Kinnison, Family Entertainment Hour.
00:20:40.000 Yeah, he got me into comedy because I thought comedians were...
00:20:44.000 I thought it was like people who go on Tonight Show and they had their sleeves rolled up.
00:20:47.000 You ever notice?
00:20:49.000 Here's a crazy thing, folks.
00:20:51.000 I enjoyed watching that, but it never seemed like me.
00:20:54.000 I couldn't see myself doing it.
00:20:56.000 People gotta stop doing that.
00:21:00.000 They gotta stop doing it.
00:21:02.000 Why are you doing your Tonight Show set and your...
00:21:06.000 Colbert's not even...
00:21:07.000 They block...
00:21:09.000 It's so fucking disrespectful.
00:21:10.000 They block shoot.
00:21:12.000 These things.
00:21:13.000 What do you mean?
00:21:14.000 They'll do like 10 comedians at a time.
00:21:17.000 And he's not even there.
00:21:17.000 And they throw to it as if...
00:21:20.000 It's the rudest thing I've ever heard.
00:21:24.000 And the fact that comedians still go on the show and would still do it is insane to me.
00:21:30.000 Wow, I didn't know that.
00:21:31.000 That's insane to me.
00:21:33.000 So how many do they do in a row?
00:21:35.000 I heard like 10, I could get the number wrong, but he's not there.
00:21:38.000 It's not, you know, you're just doing like this show in front of this audience in the studio.
00:21:43.000 And he pretends to throw to you?
00:21:45.000 Yeah, and he throws to you like you're there and it's like this thing that's like...
00:21:48.000 He doesn't care?
00:21:49.000 No, well...
00:21:50.000 Again, man, but it's on us as much as it's like, of course they're going to do that.
00:21:56.000 They're going to do that to any genre of entertainment that would allow such a thing to happen.
00:22:03.000 They will do it to you.
00:22:05.000 They're not going to do it.
00:22:06.000 Rihanna's doing a...
00:22:08.000 These things are so contrived.
00:22:10.000 It's the same set.
00:22:12.000 You come out in front of the same curtain.
00:22:13.000 People put on the same outfit that they didn't wear yesterday and would never wear again tomorrow.
00:22:18.000 And they come out and they pretend to be a comedian from 1993. And it's like, who the fuck are you?
00:22:29.000 What are you fucking doing?
00:22:31.000 For a set to get passed around to a couple of agents that want to come see you?
00:22:36.000 Who cares?
00:22:38.000 I was talking to Theo Vaughn about this.
00:22:40.000 We were talking about whether it's worth it being on one of those shows.
00:22:45.000 No, no.
00:22:46.000 It's never worth it capturing yourself not as yourself.
00:22:51.000 It's a waste of your time.
00:22:53.000 Used to be worth something.
00:22:54.000 This is why it's confusing, because there was no venues before.
00:22:57.000 So when Johnny Carson would have you on The Tonight Show...
00:22:59.000 Yeah.
00:23:00.000 No, and that was...
00:23:02.000 Listen, it served its purpose.
00:23:04.000 It was very important at the time.
00:23:06.000 It was an outlet where there weren't a lot of outlets.
00:23:10.000 And now...
00:23:11.000 Those times are gone.
00:23:12.000 What the fuck are we doing?
00:23:13.000 Especially unless it's like...
00:23:15.000 You know, with that said...
00:23:16.000 You know, Kemmel built a club and has the audience travel from the studio to the club and the comedians would do it there.
00:23:26.000 And it's like, oh, that's like an effort.
00:23:29.000 You know what I mean?
00:23:29.000 Like an effort to create a space.
00:23:32.000 He has a club?
00:23:32.000 Yeah, it was like a space, a separate studio.
00:23:35.000 I believe they're still doing it.
00:23:36.000 I don't know if I've seen a Kemmel set, a stand-up set recently.
00:23:40.000 But there was like an effort.
00:23:42.000 I always really appreciated that about Kemmel.
00:23:45.000 Like, like, Kimmel, like, you know, at least try, like, I don't know, just try.
00:23:51.000 There are too many options for comedians to go through this same filter of capturing themselves in a way that's not authentic to them.
00:24:00.000 So you're saying that if I go on Colbert, I should do it with my shirt off?
00:24:04.000 If you want to have your shirt off, if there's a purpose, you know what I mean?
00:24:07.000 Like, like, you should...
00:24:09.000 You should do it like you would do a regular set in the belly room.
00:24:13.000 Yeah, that's me.
00:24:15.000 Well, I mean, because it's like, you know, if stand-up is art, right?
00:24:21.000 If it's art, if it is an art form, then it's supposed to be, like, the medium is supposed to come to the artist, not the other way around.
00:24:30.000 Right.
00:24:30.000 You know, because even on those same shows...
00:24:34.000 If you see a live music performance, the staging's different, it's specific to the audience.
00:24:39.000 In the context of a show and a live production and you have this space, they fill it in the way that makes sense to the artist.
00:24:47.000 And then it's like, stand up.
00:24:51.000 It's just like you could just go through a slideshow of just the exact same thing.
00:24:56.000 Well, I guess when a musical artist gets on Colbert, one of those shows, they're already kind of famous, right?
00:25:02.000 They already have an album out.
00:25:03.000 And when a stand-up gets on those shows, they're trying to get seen.
00:25:07.000 Like, maybe you don't have a special yet.
00:25:09.000 Maybe you just showcased and they picked a few people.
00:25:13.000 You've done any of it yet?
00:25:14.000 I don't do any of those.
00:25:15.000 Oh.
00:25:15.000 A specific reason?
00:25:17.000 Yeah!
00:25:19.000 I think I never liked it.
00:25:21.000 I remember one time, like, I was gonna do Letterman while Letterman was on Letterman, and I remember, like, sending a set in or whatever, and they responded, like, okay, you know, we could do it, but could...
00:25:37.000 He'd do his jokes in a more traditional set-up, punchline format.
00:25:41.000 And I remember just emailing back, like, I'll just do it when I'm famous.
00:25:49.000 When I'm just not going to listen to this bullshit note.
00:25:52.000 People, they change, that's the other thing.
00:25:55.000 Again, compare yourself to a musician.
00:25:58.000 Imagine you're a musician going on, and they're like, we like this song, but could the bridge come first?
00:26:03.000 Right.
00:26:04.000 And then you do the...
00:26:05.000 You would be like, go fuck yourself.
00:26:06.000 Right.
00:26:07.000 You know what I mean?
00:26:08.000 And comedians allow, like...
00:26:10.000 You can't say Pop-Tart.
00:26:11.000 If you say Pop-Tart, we're going to get sued.
00:26:13.000 Exactly.
00:26:13.000 Comedians allow a lot of shit.
00:26:16.000 Say pastry.
00:26:17.000 Can you say pastry?
00:26:18.000 But that doesn't make any sense.
00:26:20.000 Well, we're just trying to hit the road, Gerard.
00:26:21.000 Toasted Strudel is the sponsor.
00:26:23.000 We're just trying to hit the road, Gerard.
00:26:25.000 No, man.
00:26:25.000 Do you, man?
00:26:26.000 No, I get it.
00:26:27.000 Enjoy yourself.
00:26:28.000 I wouldn't do it even back in the day.
00:26:30.000 It didn't make any sense to me.
00:26:31.000 They would go, you should put together a five-minute set for The Tonight Show.
00:26:34.000 And I'd be like, I don't want to do it.
00:26:37.000 And they're like, you should do it.
00:26:38.000 It's good exposure.
00:26:40.000 This is like the fucking 90s, right?
00:26:42.000 When it actually probably meant something.
00:26:43.000 I was like, I don't...
00:26:44.000 I don't see it happening.
00:26:46.000 I'm not doing it.
00:26:48.000 It's not stand-up.
00:26:51.000 You're taking a little piece of it.
00:26:53.000 Stand-up, a short set is 15 minutes.
00:26:56.000 And in 15 minutes, I might cover two concepts.
00:26:59.000 I need time.
00:27:00.000 I go over things.
00:27:02.000 I get thorough.
00:27:03.000 If I'm talking about a subject, I get involved in that subject.
00:27:07.000 I want to bring people on a journey.
00:27:09.000 And I also want to be able to set them up.
00:27:11.000 I want to be able to explain how I think about things so that by the time I get to something controversial, they already have a sense of how I approach things.
00:27:18.000 You can't do that in five minutes.
00:27:20.000 In five minutes, you've just got to get into it.
00:27:23.000 And it's a very condensed...
00:27:28.000 Homogenized version of who you really are.
00:27:30.000 Man, just do a late-night spot with a five-minute setup, then leave.
00:27:36.000 Just a setup.
00:27:37.000 Yeah, just a setup, then shake.
00:27:39.000 I remember I saw Louis do one.
00:27:42.000 Louis C.K. did one.
00:27:43.000 One of those Letterman or Tonight Show or something like that.
00:27:47.000 And I was like, God, he shouldn't even do this.
00:27:50.000 Because it's such not a good representation of what he's capable of.
00:27:55.000 Well, some people are like...
00:27:57.000 Jerry Seinfeld should do that.
00:28:00.000 He should absolutely do that.
00:28:02.000 Yeah, he could do it.
00:28:03.000 I love Jerry's Tonight Show sets.
00:28:09.000 His makes sense.
00:28:11.000 Yeah, it makes sense.
00:28:12.000 It makes sense.
00:28:12.000 It's perfect for it, and it translates very, very well.
00:28:17.000 Well, when I watch those shows today, I'm like, why are they still a thing?
00:28:20.000 When I see a late night show, and no disrespect to anybody who hosts a late night show, but to me, it's like they took a boat and tried to turn it into a plane.
00:28:30.000 They're like, hey, it's 2018, but let's pretend it's not!
00:28:34.000 We'll be right back with a commercial!
00:28:36.000 Hey, we're going to have commercials!
00:28:38.000 We're going to shove commercials into things.
00:28:41.000 But today, everybody watches HBO and Netflix.
00:28:43.000 Like, what am I doing here sitting through a fucking commercial?
00:28:47.000 I get...
00:28:48.000 It may be weird.
00:28:51.000 Because I actually...
00:28:52.000 I enjoy advertising.
00:28:54.000 You do?
00:28:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:28:55.000 Like, a lot.
00:28:56.000 I'll stare at, like...
00:28:59.000 Billboards.
00:29:00.000 I'll watch commercials.
00:29:02.000 I'll watch, like...
00:29:02.000 Because I do think it speaks to what...
00:29:09.000 America thinks we are as a culture.
00:29:13.000 You know what I mean?
00:29:13.000 It speaks to what they think is appealing and what they think is going to work.
00:29:18.000 In a way, in the same sense, you can gauge a lot from a person by the types of questions they ask you.
00:29:26.000 You can gauge a lot from even a climate by the type of commercials, what they feel is...
00:29:31.000 Because they're trying to appeal to everybody.
00:29:33.000 So this is what they're saying.
00:29:34.000 This is what we think everybody is thinking right now.
00:29:37.000 Or how everyone feels or what they want.
00:29:40.000 But I love...
00:29:42.000 I'll watch it.
00:29:43.000 And even the Tonight Show and these things...
00:29:47.000 Anything in function at its best is fun.
00:29:51.000 It's just...
00:29:54.000 Where it hits a wall, and what we're saying about comedy and what we're saying about a lot of things, is when a thing tries to be something that it's not.
00:30:01.000 When it feels like...
00:30:03.000 These late night shows, when they're just doing fun things that they think are fun and interesting, I love...
00:30:09.000 You know, Kimmel always every year does like the parents that tell the kids that no Halloween, that they ate all the Halloween candy and the kids' reactions and stuff like that.
00:30:19.000 I eat that stuff up.
00:30:20.000 I love that stuff.
00:30:21.000 You know what I mean?
00:30:21.000 No, those sketches are fun.
00:30:23.000 But like when it, you know, when shows pretend to be, you know, 1989, it's just like when comedians pretend to be of a different era, pretend to, it just feels false.
00:30:35.000 And I think that's what you check out.
00:30:37.000 Yeah.
00:30:38.000 It's just unnecessary at this point, you know?
00:30:42.000 Because of the internet, you just have too many other venues.
00:30:46.000 Yeah, it's a lot of options.
00:30:47.000 A lot of options, yeah.
00:30:49.000 And watching things on the internet is so much more satisfying.
00:30:53.000 It's like watching a comic on a podcast, you're gonna get a chance to see who the fuck they really are.
00:30:57.000 Yeah.
00:30:58.000 Instead of some weird set in front of some audience that got shipped in from Burbank and they got applause signs and everything.
00:31:05.000 It's very surreal when you go to a live taping and you watch that.
00:31:08.000 It's really surreal.
00:31:09.000 Oh, it's very, like...
00:31:11.000 And I'll sit...
00:31:13.000 I have, like, you know...
00:31:16.000 It's always weird.
00:31:17.000 I have, like, weird late-night things.
00:31:21.000 Because I... I'm bad at being the celebrity type of thing.
00:31:29.000 I'm just in it and just looking at it.
00:31:31.000 And when the crowd is giving an unnatural reaction to things, it's just like, what are you...
00:31:37.000 You're too introspective.
00:31:39.000 You're not going to just dive into the fakeness.
00:31:41.000 I'm like, hey, bro, what are we doing?
00:31:46.000 For real.
00:31:46.000 What is this?
00:31:47.000 What is this?
00:31:48.000 Like, what do you...
00:31:48.000 Is this rewarding for you?
00:31:52.000 Applause side, everybody!
00:31:53.000 Yeah, like, is this...
00:31:55.000 What are we doing?
00:31:56.000 Let's clap our way through the uncomfortable moment.
00:31:59.000 This is weird.
00:31:59.000 We'll be right back.
00:32:00.000 We'll be right back.
00:32:01.000 Thank you.
00:32:02.000 We'll be right back.
00:32:02.000 That we'll be right back shit is like...
00:32:04.000 What is that?
00:32:06.000 Where are you going?
00:32:06.000 Stay put.
00:32:08.000 Can't you just shove those commercials in later?
00:32:11.000 Let's just keep rolling.
00:32:12.000 What the fuck are we doing?
00:32:14.000 We'll be right back.
00:32:15.000 It's strange, man.
00:32:17.000 The advertisement model of shoving an ad in every 15 minutes to shoving a series of ads in.
00:32:23.000 How the fuck did they ever do that?
00:32:26.000 Well, I mean, you know, the unfortunate reality, or fortunate reality, I guess depends on, you know, what company you work for, is, I mean, that's, it's an advertiser's medium, right?
00:32:38.000 And everything, they'll find a way to put the commercials, even with the internet, you know, like, YouTube becomes traditional television.
00:32:47.000 The internet commercials are longer than the TV commercials.
00:32:51.000 They'd be two minutes.
00:32:52.000 You can skip them.
00:32:53.000 Do you get two-minute ones now?
00:32:55.000 Don't think I like a minute, two-minute...
00:32:57.000 I see minute ones.
00:32:58.000 I get excited when I see a 15-second one.
00:33:01.000 It's like, oh man, so we're gonna...
00:33:02.000 I'll just sit here.
00:33:03.000 Gonna sit through Ron Howard's masterclass again, huh?
00:33:06.000 But even sometimes you'd be like, damn, this is too long.
00:33:09.000 Even if it's 15 seconds.
00:33:11.000 Yeah, you'll mute it.
00:33:13.000 Yeah, sometimes I'm looking up commercials and I hate having to watch a commercial to watch a commercial.
00:33:25.000 It is true that a commercial does kind of show you what they think the culture is about right now.
00:33:31.000 Yeah.
00:33:31.000 What they think people are interested in right now.
00:33:33.000 Yeah.
00:33:34.000 What a real, manipulative, mainstream version of what the average American is.
00:33:42.000 That's what we think appeals to.
00:33:42.000 They think we're depressed, too.
00:33:44.000 Well, a lot of people are.
00:33:45.000 You're not depressed.
00:33:46.000 No, I'm good.
00:33:49.000 Handsome bastard.
00:33:50.000 Beautiful body, going on stage shirtless.
00:33:53.000 You're not depressed.
00:33:54.000 But some people are.
00:33:55.000 A lot of people are.
00:33:56.000 What percentage do you think is probably more than 20% of Americans are depressed?
00:34:02.000 Yeah.
00:34:02.000 Let's just take a guess.
00:34:04.000 Let's see what a recent poll shows.
00:34:06.000 It's not going to give us a real good idea, but I'll say 20%.
00:34:09.000 20% of Americans suffer from depression.
00:34:13.000 What do you think?
00:34:13.000 A form of depression?
00:34:14.000 Are we saying specifically depression?
00:34:16.000 Are we saying like mental depression?
00:34:20.000 Not illness.
00:34:22.000 Depression.
00:34:23.000 How do you define?
00:34:24.000 Yeah.
00:34:26.000 Because, I'm just saying, the reason it's hard to quantify is because it's like, it also is a thing that comes in phases or post-event, like, specific, like, depression.
00:34:38.000 You know what I mean?
00:34:38.000 That's why I'm just wondering how we're...
00:34:40.000 And I can't believe it's not as easy as...
00:34:43.000 Man, get over that shit!
00:34:45.000 Like, I can't believe it's not.
00:34:47.000 But it's not.
00:34:50.000 Yeah, I mean, it's...
00:34:51.000 That's how I get over shit.
00:34:53.000 Fuck it!
00:34:55.000 Some people have real issues.
00:34:56.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:34:57.000 It's hard to, like...
00:34:59.000 It's like, wow, you got a cancer?
00:35:00.000 Get over it.
00:35:01.000 I'm like, man.
00:35:02.000 Come on, man.
00:35:02.000 We got a tumor.
00:35:05.000 You mean, like, specifically, like, event-based, like, if something has happened...
00:35:11.000 That sparks, like, sadness.
00:35:13.000 I don't think so.
00:35:13.000 I forget that there's more than one reason to be depressed.
00:35:18.000 Oh, 6.7%.
00:35:21.000 16.2 million adults in the United States, equaling 6.7% of all adults in the country, have experienced a major depressive episode in the last year.
00:35:29.000 10.3 million U.S. adults experienced an episode that resulted in severe impairment in the last year.
00:35:36.000 Wow.
00:35:38.000 50% of all people diagnosed with depression are also diagnosed with an anxiety disorder.
00:35:43.000 It's estimated that 15% of the adult population will experience depression at some point in their lifetime.
00:35:48.000 Well, yeah, like post.
00:35:49.000 But what does that mean, though?
00:35:50.000 Like if your dog dies?
00:35:51.000 What does that mean?
00:35:52.000 You lose a job, girlfriend breaks up with you?
00:35:54.000 Yeah, post-event.
00:35:56.000 I remember going through a real dark period after losing a friend.
00:36:02.000 It happened twice.
00:36:06.000 I get the Jamar mentality of just like, I don't know, niggas, just get over that shit.
00:36:12.000 But is that sadness or is that depression?
00:36:17.000 That's a good question.
00:36:18.000 I don't know clinically where the line is.
00:36:21.000 As humans, isn't it just highs and lows?
00:36:24.000 Highs and lows.
00:36:25.000 Deal with this.
00:36:26.000 Deal with that.
00:36:27.000 Deal with the happiness.
00:36:28.000 It's highs and lows, but it's just your expectation of what the next phase is.
00:36:34.000 There's also legitimate issues that people have with mental problems.
00:36:39.000 Their brain doesn't produce enough hormones.
00:36:41.000 There's people that have legit serotonin and dopamine issues.
00:36:47.000 Jamar just on a suicide hotline like, look, nigga, I said, get over that shit.
00:36:52.000 Nigga, get some ice cream.
00:36:55.000 Go outside.
00:37:00.000 Don't you have friends?
00:37:01.000 The sun is out, though.
00:37:03.000 Oh, you don't have friends.
00:37:04.000 Oh, your friend fucked your wife.
00:37:06.000 Oh, they committed suicide, too?
00:37:08.000 Oh, and your friend was also your boss.
00:37:10.000 Oh.
00:37:12.000 So now you're fired and you don't got a wife.
00:37:13.000 Okay.
00:37:14.000 And your dog's gone.
00:37:16.000 Where's your dog?
00:37:17.000 Oh, your friend took your dog.
00:37:18.000 This would be my favorite episode of Frasier.
00:37:23.000 Yeah, some people have it rough, man.
00:37:26.000 Some people have leukemia.
00:37:29.000 Some people have...
00:37:30.000 Genetic disorders.
00:37:31.000 Some people's brains don't work right, and for whatever reason, whether it's nature or nurture, there's something going on that's real bad, and they're in a hole.
00:37:41.000 Ari described it really well.
00:37:42.000 He did a podcast recently with me, and he talked about he went through a serious depression episode where he was suicidal.
00:37:49.000 And his brain was just...
00:37:51.000 The way he described it, it was like it was broken and I had to get it fixed.
00:37:54.000 And he started off on medication, then weaned himself off on medication.
00:37:58.000 But when he was on the medication, it's also when his career took off.
00:38:01.000 And when his career took off, I mean, it alleviated a lot of the...
00:38:07.000 What a lot of his issues were was also just like an unfulfilled life, frustration, expectation, unrealized, and then on top of that, compounded, there was like legit mental issues that were bothering him.
00:38:20.000 I guess I was just unclear on what depression actually is.
00:38:24.000 I'm like, because now that you say that stuff, I'm like, hmm, maybe I have felt that.
00:38:29.000 Everybody feels highs and lows.
00:38:31.000 You're right about that.
00:38:32.000 You're for sure right about that.
00:38:34.000 But you also exercise a lot, and I think that probably helps.
00:38:38.000 Yeah, I'm just souping myself up in my head and shit.
00:38:42.000 Well, no, exercising just releases a lot of the bullshit that people carry around.
00:38:46.000 A lot of what makes people feel terrible is that their body is fighting against their brain.
00:38:53.000 Their body holds in so much tension and they're so fucked up and they never get an endorphin release and their body's like an overflowing battery, like oozing out of the sides.
00:39:08.000 People don't meditate.
00:39:09.000 That don't work for people.
00:39:11.000 That shit kills it for me.
00:39:14.000 How often do you meditate?
00:39:15.000 Shit, like every day.
00:39:17.000 How much time?
00:39:18.000 20 minutes.
00:39:19.000 Oh, that's good, man.
00:39:20.000 Look, that is a beautiful thing.
00:39:21.000 If you could force that into your schedule and make sure that that's a part of your life.
00:39:25.000 I got it from Seinfeld and Oprah right now.
00:39:28.000 TM? Do you do TM? Yeah.
00:39:31.000 I mean...
00:39:33.000 Doesn't it activate something that all humans have, which is like...
00:39:37.000 So we're supposed to kind of do that, though.
00:39:39.000 Well, it allows you reflection.
00:39:40.000 And also, what I think it does, one of the really good things that meditation does is it stops momentum.
00:39:44.000 Because there's like a momentum of shitty thoughts and bad ideas and bad decisions and just anxiety and all these issues that could fucking just accumulate inside your consciousness.
00:39:55.000 And they never, when unaddressed, they continue to like push at you from the back.
00:40:00.000 Mm-hmm.
00:40:00.000 And it's like you're just constantly in this state of momentum of all the bullshit that's going on.
00:40:04.000 But if you have a time for real reflection and just pause, even if you're just concentrating only on your breath, it seems to stop that momentum and give you a chance at like a renewed perspective.
00:40:16.000 Yeah.
00:40:17.000 That's great.
00:40:18.000 Remember that time I had a spiritual awakening in your house?
00:40:20.000 Yeah.
00:40:21.000 A spiritual awakening in his house.
00:40:23.000 I remember that a lot.
00:40:24.000 What happened?
00:40:24.000 What was it about?
00:40:27.000 Just hit him one day.
00:40:30.000 I was watching like a Seinfeld interview or something.
00:40:33.000 He was like, yeah, I do it twice a day and something.
00:40:35.000 I was like, man, let me see.
00:40:36.000 So I went down.
00:40:37.000 I used to live with him.
00:40:38.000 So I went downstairs in my room and I meditated and I came back upstairs and I was like, he was sitting on the couch and I was like, I was like, Gerard, nigga.
00:40:51.000 I just had an awakening.
00:40:53.000 He was like, what happened?
00:40:55.000 And I was like, I don't know man, but the first message I got was, you can't save the world, but you can help.
00:41:03.000 He was like, okay.
00:41:07.000 I'm going to go back down to my room.
00:41:09.000 So when you do it, what's your process?
00:41:11.000 How exactly do you practice TM? I sit there, cross my legs, in through the nose, out the mouth, in through the nose, out the mouth, until you get into the state.
00:41:23.000 Dwight also, though, has the ability to completely clear his mind.
00:41:30.000 He's one of those people that it takes me anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour to fall asleep.
00:41:36.000 You know, like, even if tired, it's still like, alright, there's a moment.
00:41:40.000 Jamar could immediately, like, immediately, just like, alright, being awake is over?
00:41:46.000 Alright, and then just fall asleep, like, instantaneously.
00:41:49.000 He can clear his head really quickly and, like, focus on one thing.
00:41:53.000 You got a high level of, I don't give a fuck.
00:41:56.000 Yeah, it's a very high level of...
00:41:57.000 I think I'm numb, Drodd.
00:41:58.000 Yeah, no, you are, you are.
00:42:01.000 Congrats, bro.
00:42:01.000 So, you go in through the nose, out through the mouth, and what are you thinking when you're doing that?
00:42:07.000 Nothing.
00:42:08.000 Nothing?
00:42:08.000 Are you thinking about the breathing?
00:42:10.000 Well, I think about nothing and then if I have a task or something, like if I be like...
00:42:18.000 You could do affirmations.
00:42:20.000 You know, like, hey man, I want to be great on stage tonight.
00:42:25.000 Or I want to get this writing done.
00:42:28.000 Or I want to...
00:42:29.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:42:30.000 Or you could hype yourself up and shit like that.
00:42:33.000 Like...
00:42:36.000 Your intention.
00:42:38.000 Whatever intention that you want to do, you know what I'm saying?
00:42:41.000 You set that.
00:42:42.000 Hey, I want to, you know, whatever the fuck.
00:42:45.000 And then it'll be easier to complete that task.
00:42:48.000 For me, I have ADD. I'm bad at focusing on things, but that really helps me focus.
00:42:54.000 You have ADD, but you don't have a problem meditating.
00:42:56.000 Yeah, because it's the lazy...
00:42:58.000 I'm really good at being lazy, and it's kind of lazy to...
00:43:02.000 Meditating is kind of like...
00:43:04.000 It's a chill thing.
00:43:06.000 You like chill activities.
00:43:07.000 Do not move in.
00:43:08.000 Yeah, and just sit there and fucking zone out and shit.
00:43:11.000 If you like mushrooms and all that shit, this shit is perfect for you.
00:43:17.000 It's getting high off your own DMT. That's what it is.
00:43:19.000 It's just your own DMT, the spirit molecule, all that shit.
00:43:22.000 I don't know if it's that.
00:43:24.000 You're not tripping, right?
00:43:26.000 It is.
00:43:27.000 You ever do it, Ryan?
00:43:30.000 No.
00:43:31.000 I've gone through phases where I've tried meditation.
00:43:33.000 I shower for an hour and 15 minutes, so that's kind of where that is.
00:43:37.000 You kind of zen already, though.
00:43:39.000 Just kind of walk around and think.
00:43:41.000 Yeah, I kind of...
00:43:44.000 I don't know.
00:43:45.000 I've tried it, but it's not really my thing.
00:43:47.000 But you work out, though, and you know those endorphins?
00:43:50.000 You can just do that.
00:43:51.000 You can also do that by just sitting there and just breathing and focusing on the breath, and then all of a sudden your mind starts going into an altered state, and then you'll start...
00:44:03.000 Yeah, I meditate.
00:44:03.000 I just don't meditate every day.
00:44:05.000 But I definitely feel it.
00:44:06.000 I think exercise does that, especially cardio and especially yoga.
00:44:11.000 Something about yoga classes that just forces you into this state of mind where you're only concentrating on the movements that you're supposed to do.
00:44:19.000 So if you could clear your head and stay focused on the movements and not...
00:44:24.000 Delve into, you know, your bank account, or your fucking credit card debt, or what's wrong with your car, or what other bullshit you have bouncing around your head.
00:44:31.000 If you could just take the time to concentrate only on the yoga, it has this, like, cleansing effect.
00:44:37.000 Yeah, it really makes you be like, hey man, fuck that shit.
00:44:40.000 Yeah, fuck that shit.
00:44:41.000 Most things are not worth freaking out about.
00:44:44.000 Most.
00:44:45.000 The vast majority.
00:44:46.000 A good question I remember reading is just ask yourself, what problems do I have right now?
00:44:53.000 But genuinely, like, problems.
00:44:55.000 And the answer may not always be zero, but it's usually surprisingly small.
00:45:01.000 When you think about, like, the immediate, you know...
00:45:05.000 You know, the base level of Maslow's hierarchy.
00:45:09.000 Right.
00:45:09.000 You know, like, if that's taken care of, usually it's like, oh, I don't, you know, there are things that are ongoing things to figure out, but, like, things that you could define as, like, a problem.
00:45:19.000 And then just kind of Staying in that space of like, you know, control.
00:45:24.000 Like a real issue.
00:45:25.000 Like what's a real issue?
00:45:27.000 Well, where there's like immediacy, like, you know, and when there are real problems, you know, a lot of times you handle it well.
00:45:37.000 Like instinctually, the things like a lot of times people get calm and In, like, those intense situations, like, you know, like, they can handle, like, real problems.
00:45:48.000 It's the anticipation of problems and the anticipation of solutions that that's what drives you crazy.
00:45:53.000 That's a very good point.
00:45:54.000 Yeah, that's a very good point.
00:45:56.000 Yeah, a lot of times real problems, they also sort of enlighten you to the fact that most of the time your problems are bullshit.
00:46:03.000 You know, you break your leg, you go, oh, this is real.
00:46:06.000 Yeah, that's an immediate, you know.
00:46:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:46:08.000 Yeah.
00:46:09.000 And so just staying in the space of like, you know, alright, you're in a control center.
00:46:15.000 You know what else that helps me is, like, because yoga's hard to do...
00:46:22.000 Doing things that are difficult to do make things easier.
00:46:26.000 Make other things easier.
00:46:27.000 Working out, hard workouts make other things easier.
00:46:31.000 Running hills, kickboxing, anything that's brutal.
00:46:34.000 It gives context to everything.
00:46:37.000 Growing up in the hood makes Hollywood interactions easier.
00:46:42.000 You know what I mean?
00:46:44.000 It gives context to everything else you're doing.
00:46:47.000 What is the struggle?
00:46:48.000 Yeah.
00:46:49.000 It's like, well, it's like, you know, by the time you get on stage, you're like, well, my body thought it was going to die this morning.
00:46:57.000 Yeah.
00:46:59.000 And it didn't.
00:47:00.000 Yeah.
00:47:00.000 So this is fine.
00:47:01.000 Yeah.
00:47:02.000 And now this tag doesn't work.
00:47:04.000 Do you guys know very many people who do jujitsu?
00:47:07.000 No, and by very many, I mean you.
00:47:11.000 Yeah, they're the most chill people ever, because they're getting choked all the time.
00:47:17.000 They're fighting for their life every day, so they're so mellow.
00:47:21.000 They used to train killers trying to break their arms.
00:47:24.000 If the experience is not that, then we're cool.
00:47:27.000 Then it's like, whatever, man.
00:47:29.000 I'm not worried about it that much.
00:47:34.000 Yeah, we, you know, the world's pretty soft right now.
00:47:37.000 It's easy to get upset about nonsense if nonsense is the only thing that you have that's a difficulty in your life.
00:47:43.000 Well, it's that and it's the reward for complaints.
00:47:51.000 It's like a culture that's where we are rewarded for publicly, you know.
00:47:57.000 Yeah.
00:47:58.000 For having a public complaint.
00:47:59.000 What you mean?
00:48:00.000 Well, rewarded in the sense of like, you know, you get, you can get attention for, you can get attention for like, but I'm just saying by publicly airing, you know, a grievance about a project and I'm speaking especially specifically about how we respond to content is just like,
00:48:17.000 by publicly saying this, you can speak to your respective group and you have an immediate reward for it.
00:48:27.000 So it's like, you know, it's like, I don't even know if we're more sensitive.
00:48:30.000 We're just more outspoken about, you know, things.
00:48:35.000 Well, people are definitely more outraged.
00:48:38.000 They're looking to get outraged.
00:48:39.000 That's a really common thing now that just didn't exist a few decades ago.
00:48:42.000 But I don't even think it's outrage.
00:48:44.000 You know what I mean?
00:48:45.000 I really don't think it's outrage as much as it...
00:48:48.000 Because outrage, we've seen what outrage...
00:49:01.000 Yeah, but that's real.
00:49:03.000 Yeah, but that's what outrage is.
00:49:07.000 And I don't want to confuse that with, like...
00:49:10.000 Recreational outrage.
00:49:13.000 And it's really important to draw that distinction.
00:49:17.000 Again, people are vocal about things.
00:49:20.000 Some issues real.
00:49:21.000 A lot of things we start getting upset about.
00:49:26.000 We get upset about certain cultural appropriation things of the week because there's a sushi restaurant on a college campus.
00:49:33.000 You know what I mean?
00:49:34.000 We get caught up in those things and not focus on I don't know.
00:49:41.000 The thing that corporations are afraid of isn't outrage, it's trending.
00:49:48.000 You don't want to trend negatively for whatever period of time.
00:49:52.000 When people are upset with you and that you've done something genuinely wrong, They'll show it.
00:49:59.000 It will extend beyond that.
00:50:01.000 If it makes sense.
00:50:01.000 If it makes sense, yeah.
00:50:02.000 Yeah, I think that a lot of what outrage is is like comedian trying out jokes.
00:50:07.000 You know how you try out jokes and 30% of them are just straight bullshit?
00:50:12.000 They just don't fucking work, man.
00:50:14.000 You try them, they stumble out, you gave it a shot, or you'll ad-lib something in the moment on stage, and even after you say it, you're like, what the fuck did I just say?
00:50:23.000 I think there's some of that that people are trying to...
00:50:27.000 Like I was reading this article the other day about some woman who was saying that yoga is supporting white supremacy.
00:50:32.000 Because it was the dumbest shit ever.
00:50:35.000 Some Indian lady.
00:50:36.000 She was saying the cultural appropriation of yoga by white people is supporting white supremacy.
00:50:41.000 And, you know, it's really funny.
00:50:44.000 What are we doing?
00:50:45.000 Exactly.
00:50:46.000 What the fuck are we doing?
00:50:47.000 But what she did is she tried a bad joke.
00:50:50.000 She's a professor.
00:50:55.000 Some bullshit college where they're just drowning in liberal arts.
00:50:59.000 And she just figured out a way to say something outrageous that she thought made sense in her own weird bubble.
00:51:06.000 But this got published in a newspaper.
00:51:08.000 And then the whole world went just collectively, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:51:13.000 But that's what it's like.
00:51:15.000 It's like you or I trying a bit...
00:51:18.000 Late night at the store, you just riff something, and it just goes into a corner and just gets stuck.
00:51:27.000 Like one of them Roomba vacuum cleaner things just bouncing off the wall.
00:51:31.000 Like, this is not working.
00:51:32.000 I gotta bail out of this.
00:51:34.000 No, it's funny because it is.
00:51:38.000 It's creative outrage.
00:51:40.000 She tried to make outrage where it didn't exist.
00:51:45.000 And sometimes it catches, right?
00:51:47.000 Like hoop earrings.
00:51:48.000 White girls can't wear hoop earrings anymore.
00:51:50.000 White girls are scared to wear hoop earrings.
00:51:53.000 Because they're getting called out for cultural appropriation by, which is hilarious, by Latina chicks.
00:52:00.000 Particularly Latina chicks are saying, and it's just all social justice warrior bullshit.
00:52:03.000 But what's really funny is, so I had to, because I'm an asshole, I had to Google it.
00:52:08.000 Well, who the fuck invented earrings?
00:52:09.000 The Sumerians.
00:52:11.000 The oldest version of hoop earrings is from 2500 BC, from Iraq.
00:52:18.000 So Iraqis are the only ones who really can claim cultural appropriation on people wearing hoop earrings.
00:52:23.000 Not Mexicans.
00:52:24.000 So Mexicans, settle down.
00:52:27.000 Leave those white girls alone because you stole it too.
00:52:30.000 I thought that was black girl shit.
00:52:32.000 It's everybody's shit.
00:52:34.000 It's like who invented pants?
00:52:36.000 You're culturally appropriating.
00:52:37.000 You're wearing pants.
00:52:38.000 Who invented pants?
00:52:39.000 You're on a Korean phone bitching about people doing yoga.
00:52:43.000 The fuck are you talking about?
00:52:45.000 Man, the internet goes deep.
00:52:47.000 It's crazy!
00:52:48.000 People are losing their mind.
00:52:49.000 They're looking for things to get outraged at, and so they're trying jokes.
00:52:52.000 They're taking swings.
00:52:53.000 You know, they're trying.
00:52:54.000 They're throwing pitches out there.
00:52:56.000 You know, they're spitballing.
00:52:58.000 Well, I mean, and eventually, if it's like, if you...
00:53:03.000 You're gonna run out of ways to approach it.
00:53:06.000 You know what I mean?
00:53:06.000 Like, you're running out of places to stab the thing.
00:53:10.000 Well, they try some that don't stick, or some stick for like a couple days.
00:53:14.000 Like, you remember bossy?
00:53:15.000 They were trying to say you can't say bossy?
00:53:17.000 No, why, why?
00:53:18.000 Well, you can't call girls bossy.
00:53:19.000 It's sexist.
00:53:20.000 Girls bossy?
00:53:21.000 Don't call them bossy.
00:53:22.000 It's sexy.
00:53:23.000 There was a thing where they were trying to stop the use of the word, the phrase bossy.
00:53:27.000 They were saying bossy sexist.
00:53:32.000 Can I ask a question?
00:53:34.000 When did cunt become a bad word?
00:53:39.000 It depends on whose house.
00:53:40.000 If you're in England, man, they don't give a fuck.
00:53:43.000 I don't think I heard it used until...
00:53:49.000 I didn't grow up around it.
00:53:51.000 I didn't hear people saying it, so I don't think I heard it used until...
00:53:55.000 I mean, I was probably...
00:53:56.000 Out-team.
00:53:57.000 That sounded like a Hollywood bad word.
00:53:59.000 Yeah, it sounded like a Hollywood bad word, yeah.
00:54:00.000 Yeah.
00:54:01.000 No, it's a word that...
00:54:02.000 When you used it, you fucking really were angry.
00:54:05.000 Yeah.
00:54:06.000 Yeah.
00:54:06.000 It's just...
00:54:07.000 I don't know where it came from.
00:54:08.000 It's like the new bitch.
00:54:10.000 It's not new.
00:54:11.000 I mean, it was around a long...
00:54:12.000 It's been around since I was in high school.
00:54:13.000 But you called someone a cunt in high school, and you were ready to fight her brother.
00:54:17.000 Oh, wow.
00:54:18.000 Shit would get deep.
00:54:19.000 You couldn't say cunt.
00:54:20.000 You could say bitch.
00:54:21.000 You're a fucking bitch.
00:54:22.000 Fuck you, you're a loser.
00:54:23.000 You know, like, you're a cunt.
00:54:25.000 Oh!
00:54:26.000 They'd be like, what the fuck did you just say?
00:54:31.000 Yeah, I didn't hear it a lot at all.
00:54:35.000 And I could never imagine myself casually calling somebody a cunt.
00:54:41.000 But if you lived in England, you could.
00:54:44.000 Especially if you lived in Australia, they'd call someone a good cunt.
00:54:48.000 Hey, he's a good cunt.
00:54:49.000 Oh, so it's a nice word.
00:54:51.000 Yeah, he's a good dude.
00:54:53.000 He's a good cunt.
00:54:56.000 My friend Israel Adesanya, a stylebender, he wears a shirt that says good cunt.
00:55:02.000 He just wanders around.
00:55:03.000 He's from New Zealand.
00:55:06.000 They think it's funny.
00:55:08.000 People get upset about it?
00:55:10.000 He's a savage.
00:55:11.000 You better be careful.
00:55:12.000 Get upset with him.
00:55:16.000 He's a UFC fighter.
00:55:18.000 Oh, okay.
00:55:19.000 Alright.
00:55:19.000 He's from another country.
00:55:22.000 It means a different thing in New Zealand.
00:55:25.000 If you say cunt in New Zealand, it's...
00:55:28.000 It's like, I mean, what's the equivalent?
00:55:30.000 What would be equivalent of cunt the way they say it?
00:55:33.000 Good dude.
00:55:34.000 He's a good fucker.
00:55:35.000 He's a cool motherfucker.
00:55:38.000 He's a good cunt.
00:55:39.000 Were you asking because...
00:55:40.000 There he is.
00:55:41.000 They're a stylebender.
00:55:43.000 He wears that everywhere.
00:55:45.000 No one says shit.
00:55:47.000 Yeah, well, yeah.
00:55:49.000 But they sell those shirts.
00:55:50.000 Good cunt.
00:55:51.000 I don't know.
00:55:53.000 Why were you asking, Jim?
00:55:55.000 Fuck censorship.
00:55:56.000 Hashtag fuck censorship.
00:55:57.000 Hashtag make cunt great again.
00:55:59.000 I'm just going off of it.
00:56:02.000 Well, I was going to say, is it that people's reaction to it just kind of bothers you?
00:56:08.000 Yeah, I'm like, it's a terrible bad word.
00:56:13.000 Like, that word sucks.
00:56:16.000 It's no motherfucker.
00:56:17.000 You don't like it?
00:56:18.000 You don't think it's more fun to say, you know, rhythmically.
00:56:20.000 It's just trash.
00:56:21.000 It's like, hmm.
00:56:23.000 But I was going off of what we were talking about earlier.
00:56:26.000 Interesting.
00:56:26.000 Shit, trash.
00:56:27.000 I don't know.
00:56:28.000 If you went to Australia, though, they would say it so many times, it would just slip in.
00:56:32.000 It just gets normal.
00:56:34.000 Yeah, I guess it is just, it's this one syllable, like...
00:56:38.000 Cunt.
00:56:39.000 It means dude over there sometimes.
00:56:41.000 Like, and this fucking cunt, he goes over there, and they'll start talking about it like, this fucking dude, they'll literally say it in the same way you would say this fucking guy.
00:56:51.000 Yeah.
00:56:56.000 It's just a different thing.
00:56:57.000 I mean, look, they're all just sounds that convey expression.
00:57:00.000 The real problem is when you demonize one.
00:57:02.000 You can't say the C word anymore.
00:57:04.000 Don't say the C word.
00:57:05.000 Well, yeah, I mean, again, it's just like, I just want us to have, like, adult arguments.
00:57:12.000 Yeah.
00:57:13.000 Right.
00:57:13.000 Well, it's hard to have adult arguments if you have forbidden words.
00:57:17.000 Well, yeah.
00:57:18.000 Well, because that's like the shit that your sister got mad at you about growing up.
00:57:23.000 Right.
00:57:23.000 You called me, you know what I mean?
00:57:25.000 Right, right, right.
00:57:25.000 It is kind of like, that's the thing.
00:57:28.000 I mean, you were saying intention earlier, but I mean, it's always like intention.
00:57:31.000 Like, what do you mean by, I get in like these types of, my mom is Southern Christian woman in any curse word that I say.
00:57:41.000 Any curse word.
00:57:42.000 She doesn't like it.
00:57:45.000 And I curse her on her all the time.
00:57:48.000 I always do just because we get into the argument.
00:57:51.000 While simultaneously respecting her views and beliefs, it's also like, you know, these cuss words redid your fucking kitchen, lady.
00:58:02.000 No, but I just wanted to like...
00:58:06.000 No, I love watching her react to it.
00:58:10.000 It's fun.
00:58:12.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:58:13.000 Because it's just like, oh, this, through the filter of you, really...
00:58:18.000 See, I grew up non-suppressed.
00:58:20.000 My parents were hippies, and they didn't give a shit what we said.
00:58:24.000 I couldn't really say it at school, but there was no language restrictions in my house.
00:58:30.000 I'd be allowed to say anything.
00:58:31.000 That's great.
00:58:32.000 It was weird.
00:58:33.000 That's great.
00:58:33.000 My friends would come over to the house.
00:58:34.000 Did you just say fuck in front of your mom?
00:58:36.000 I'm like, yeah, fuck it.
00:58:38.000 What?
00:58:40.000 Did you go around people that used to just talk shit back to their mom?
00:58:46.000 Oh, I never did that.
00:58:47.000 No, it was fun to watch.
00:58:49.000 I had a friend.
00:58:51.000 My friend Alex.
00:58:53.000 It's still one of my favorite moments of life.
00:58:56.000 I came to his house after school and his mom's name is Patricia and she was just like, Al, take out the garbage.
00:59:04.000 He was like, go to hell, Pat.
00:59:06.000 That's his response.
00:59:07.000 He called his mom Pat?
00:59:08.000 Yeah, he called his mom Pat.
00:59:09.000 Whoa!
00:59:12.000 My mind was blown.
00:59:14.000 He told his mom to go to hell.
00:59:16.000 He called him Pat.
00:59:16.000 It was amazing.
00:59:18.000 And she just argued back.
00:59:20.000 Wow.
00:59:22.000 Single mom or was the dad around?
00:59:24.000 He knew that, but he wasn't around.
00:59:26.000 He lived separately.
00:59:27.000 But it was always so free and amazing.
00:59:31.000 It was amazing.
00:59:31.000 That's a struggle to who's the man.
00:59:33.000 When did you start cussing around your mom?
00:59:37.000 Tuesday.
00:59:37.000 Yeah, it's been a few hours.
00:59:40.000 No, I probably started...
00:59:42.000 I mean, I moved out when I was a teenager, so I probably...
00:59:45.000 I mean, she's heard me say it kind of throughout, but just not stopping it in conversation.
00:59:51.000 It's been years.
00:59:52.000 I mean, I just always just kind of flow.
00:59:54.000 I'm low-key still afraid to cuss in front of my mom.
00:59:56.000 Yeah, no, I do.
00:59:57.000 I cuss in front of my mom.
00:59:58.000 I cuss in front of my niece and nephew.
01:00:01.000 How old are they?
01:00:03.000 I have an 11-year-old niece, a 9-year-old nephew, a couple 2-year-old twins, a 3-year-old niece.
01:00:12.000 And I am myself and speak exactly how I normally speak.
01:00:18.000 You're an adult longer than you're a kid.
01:00:21.000 And so it's just like, why am I going to pretend the world sounds different?
01:00:26.000 Look, I'm with you, but...
01:00:28.000 And for like...
01:00:29.000 Whose kids are they?
01:00:30.000 Your brothers or your sisters?
01:00:31.000 Yeah, my brother.
01:00:32.000 Your brother and sister-in-law.
01:00:33.000 And everybody cool with that, or do they get upset?
01:00:36.000 Uh...
01:00:36.000 They...
01:00:36.000 I mean, they go like, oh, come on.
01:00:38.000 Sometimes.
01:00:39.000 But it's also, they get it.
01:00:41.000 My brother, they're very understanding.
01:00:43.000 While they get it.
01:00:45.000 They get that it's just like...
01:00:47.000 It's how people talk in the real world.
01:00:49.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:00:50.000 I mean, I think that's important.
01:00:52.000 Again, you don't want to...
01:00:53.000 That's the thing, man.
01:00:54.000 That's how you know you fucked up.
01:00:56.000 If you're at a job where not only can you not swear, but you can't swear off job with the people you work with, or they'll tell.
01:01:06.000 Yeah, you can get in trouble.
01:01:07.000 Yeah.
01:01:08.000 If there's certain jobs where people have where they got off work and they went out with some co-workers and they told a dirty joke or started talking shit, that'll get back to human resources and they'll be fired.
01:01:20.000 Bosses are now following their employees online and shit.
01:01:24.000 Do you see that girl that got fired from NASA? Fucking hilarious.
01:01:28.000 She got fired from NASA yesterday.
01:01:31.000 She's like, holy fuck, I got a job at NASA. And some guy tweeted her, he said, language.
01:01:35.000 And she said, suck my dick and balls, I work at NASA. And he said, yeah, and I am one of the people that oversees something at NASA. And then that was it.
01:01:46.000 She's about to be an astronaut.
01:01:48.000 Well, she was about to be an intern working at NASA. Look, here it is.
01:01:52.000 Everyone shut the fuck up.
01:01:53.000 I got accepted for a NASA internship.
01:01:56.000 And look, he writes language.
01:01:57.000 She says, suck my dick and balls.
01:01:59.000 I'm working at NASA. And he says, I'm on the National Space Council that oversees NASA. Oh, that's hilarious.
01:02:07.000 Oh, how dare.
01:02:09.000 How dare you, Homer Hickman.
01:02:10.000 Come on, that's funny.
01:02:11.000 First of all, that shit is funny.
01:02:14.000 Suck my dick and balls, and it's a girl.
01:02:16.000 Second of all, we didn't even go to the fucking moon.
01:02:20.000 You don't think we went to the moon.
01:02:22.000 I saw you talking about that.
01:02:23.000 Yeah, no, I don't.
01:02:25.000 Look, I could be convinced.
01:02:28.000 I was convinced that we didn't for a long time.
01:02:30.000 Now I'm convinced, I have no fucking idea.
01:02:32.000 Yeah, I don't really.
01:02:33.000 It's...
01:02:34.000 I... Don't think we went to the moon just off of base.
01:02:38.000 It's not rooted in science.
01:02:40.000 How much have you really paid attention to it?
01:02:42.000 Because I went down the rabbit hole for many, many years.
01:02:45.000 I go off kind of like...
01:02:46.000 It's always like the social kind of where there's smoke, there's fire type clues of just like...
01:02:53.000 Us being in a race and no country's coming second.
01:02:57.000 Other space programs not catching up to 1969. 1969, 1972. American technology.
01:03:06.000 You know what I mean?
01:03:08.000 Every time we went was under the Nixon administration.
01:03:11.000 That's a good one.
01:03:12.000 These types of little things that just make you go, eh, no problem.
01:03:17.000 Not like a flat earther, but it's just like...
01:03:19.000 Did you ever watch the press conference?
01:03:20.000 You ever watch the press conference when they return from the moon?
01:03:22.000 Uh, no.
01:03:24.000 Wait.
01:03:24.000 What's the clue?
01:03:25.000 What's the clue in there?
01:03:27.000 Or what's the suspicious thing?
01:03:29.000 They look super depressed.
01:03:30.000 They look super deceptive.
01:03:33.000 They look fidgety.
01:03:34.000 And they're talking weird and they're saying shit that they refute later.
01:03:39.000 One of the things they said, Michael Collins, who's actually never...
01:03:41.000 He's supposed to be in...
01:03:43.000 He never landed on the surface of the moon.
01:03:45.000 Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong did.
01:03:47.000 He stayed up in the orbiter.
01:03:49.000 And they were asking about stars.
01:03:52.000 And he said, I don't recall seeing any stars.
01:03:54.000 And then years later he wrote in his book about how magnificent the stars looked.
01:03:59.000 There's a lot of that shit.
01:04:01.000 But the press conference itself...
01:04:02.000 I didn't see that.
01:04:03.000 And this doesn't mean anything.
01:04:05.000 I'm not a cop.
01:04:06.000 But if I was a cop and I was interviewing them, I'd be like, these motherfuckers are guilty.
01:04:11.000 Something is wrong here.
01:04:12.000 They seem like guilty people.
01:04:15.000 And you could say, hey, man, they were probably psychologically distressed.
01:04:20.000 They were probably dealing with the pressure of having come back from the moon and all this fame that they had never experienced their whole life.
01:04:28.000 They're astronauts.
01:04:29.000 They're scientists.
01:04:30.000 And now all of a sudden they're standing in front of all these people and everyone's asking them questions and they feel super nervous.
01:04:35.000 It's like, nah, these niggas was lying.
01:04:37.000 Let me tell you, everybody...
01:04:38.000 My favorite thing is when you...
01:04:40.000 Because I'll say it very casually.
01:04:43.000 And people become like, you know, patriots and rocket scientists and want to tell you how we went.
01:04:49.000 I'm like, you don't know either.
01:04:51.000 Well, all this we shit is bullshit.
01:04:52.000 Because it wasn't you and it wasn't me.
01:04:54.000 So let's stop with that.
01:04:55.000 Also...
01:04:57.000 We probably lied about it, and we lie better than any other country on Earth, and I'm proud of that.
01:05:02.000 There's a lot of weird shit with the video footage.
01:05:05.000 There's a lot of footage where it looks like they're on wires, or they're dangling from wires, and they bounce back up from their feet in this weird way.
01:05:12.000 It looks like they're being yanked up from the ground.
01:05:15.000 There's a video where it looks like they're on trampolines.
01:05:18.000 If you Google astronauts on trampolines...
01:05:20.000 No, I'm not even kidding.
01:05:21.000 It just looks like they're...
01:05:23.000 I actually put it up.
01:05:24.000 It's a video that I found.
01:05:25.000 Google astronauts on trampolines.
01:05:27.000 There's a video on YouTube.
01:05:29.000 And you're watching them bounce around.
01:05:31.000 You're like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:05:32.000 You guys are on the fucking moon and you're hiding behind the lunar module.
01:05:36.000 Like, you can't see their feet.
01:05:38.000 You can't see how they're doing this.
01:05:39.000 But it looks like either they're bouncing on something or they're being yanked up in the air.
01:05:44.000 Or it's one-sixth gravity and it just has a weird effect on people.
01:05:49.000 But look at this.
01:05:50.000 Watch this.
01:05:52.000 Like, how strange is this?
01:05:56.000 See, look, he just lands.
01:05:58.000 But doesn't that...
01:05:59.000 I mean, even the way he's moving, it's like he's being dangled.
01:06:03.000 It's very strange.
01:06:05.000 You see him bouncing around.
01:06:06.000 But that also could just be...
01:06:08.000 All the stuff we did at...
01:06:09.000 We were, like, playing golf and bouncing around.
01:06:11.000 Like, the moon landing set was built by the people who made Discovery Zone.
01:06:14.000 But it also could be...
01:06:16.000 He just, like, slides.
01:06:17.000 Like, he fell.
01:06:18.000 Boom.
01:06:18.000 Look, he's...
01:06:20.000 He just jumped up and fell.
01:06:21.000 That's so strange.
01:06:22.000 But it also could be, this is just what your body does at one-sixth Earth's gravity.
01:06:27.000 You know?
01:06:28.000 There's a whole bunch of...
01:06:28.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:06:29.000 You know what?
01:06:30.000 I'm excited to see someone else going back to the moon, and then if it matches...
01:06:36.000 This is from a movie.
01:06:38.000 I forget what the name of the movie was.
01:06:42.000 They show some special effects they use in movies.
01:06:46.000 But watch some of the weird shit.
01:06:48.000 Go a little bit further ahead of this.
01:06:50.000 Yeah, right there.
01:06:52.000 There's some of the weird stuff where you see these guys fall down, and then it looks like they just get yanked back up by wires.
01:07:00.000 It's very strange.
01:07:01.000 Huh.
01:07:02.000 But the press conference is a strange issue.
01:07:04.000 Yeah, it's the social aspect of it, because I won't begin to know how the flag is supposed to look and the waving and the shadows and the thing that a lot of people argue about.
01:07:19.000 It's just the political.
01:07:21.000 I kind of think I know when the government's lying about something.
01:07:25.000 You know what I mean?
01:07:26.000 The history is there.
01:07:27.000 Watch this.
01:07:30.000 Watch that guy stand back up.
01:07:31.000 Watch this.
01:07:32.000 Watch how he gets up.
01:07:33.000 Like he's gotten yanked up.
01:07:36.000 There's a bunch of those.
01:07:37.000 There's a bunch of those that makes it look like they're on wires and they're being pulled back up to their feet.
01:07:40.000 It's very strange.
01:07:41.000 But, again...
01:07:43.000 Have you ever been in 1-6 Earth Gravity?
01:07:46.000 I haven't.
01:07:46.000 I don't know what that...
01:07:47.000 Maybe it just looks fake because when you're in 1-6 Earth Gravity...
01:07:53.000 That's just how movement looks.
01:07:54.000 Do you think we've never, ever been live up until this day?
01:07:58.000 My conspiracy...
01:08:02.000 belief is specific to thinking that a man has walked around on the surface of the moon.
01:08:09.000 Specific to that.
01:08:11.000 Crashing, you know, lunar, whatever.
01:08:12.000 That's all 100% legit.
01:08:14.000 Yeah, of course.
01:08:15.000 It's specifically man moving.
01:08:18.000 Did he get out and go like this?
01:08:20.000 Yeah, it's specifically that.
01:08:21.000 You don't think anybody's ever done this?
01:08:22.000 I don't think so, no.
01:08:24.000 In life?
01:08:24.000 Yeah, I don't think.
01:08:26.000 I mean, we're the only country that would have.
01:08:27.000 See if you can find the press conference, some weird clips from the press conference.
01:08:31.000 Because the press conference will trip you out.
01:08:33.000 And see just like other...
01:08:36.000 You know, countries who have the means to do it, like, their intention about going.
01:08:41.000 Yeah, play some of this.
01:08:43.000 Play some of this and go big screen.
01:08:47.000 Look how sad these guys look.
01:08:50.000 It's so weird.
01:08:52.000 Watch this.
01:08:54.000 It was our pleasure to have participated in one great adventure.
01:09:01.000 It's an adventure that took place not just in the month of July, But rather one that took place in the last decade.
01:09:13.000 We all here and the people listening in today had the opportunity to share that adventure over its developing and unfolding in the past months and years.
01:09:29.000 It's our privilege today to share with you Some of the details of that final month of July that was certainly the highlight for the three of us It
01:10:00.000 looks so fake.
01:10:01.000 But again, that could be just extreme nerves.
01:10:05.000 It could be people that don't know how to handle being in front of press.
01:10:08.000 It could be introverts that are forced on the camera.
01:10:11.000 It could be a lot of issues.
01:10:12.000 If you went to the moon and then you came back and you were sitting at a press conference, what would your actions be?
01:10:19.000 Would you be like, yeah!
01:10:20.000 Or would you be more like certain?
01:10:23.000 It would look like a Lakers press conference after they won.
01:10:29.000 I'd be like, lean back, I had my hat on.
01:10:31.000 With some champagne?
01:10:32.000 Yeah, just pointing to reporters.
01:10:34.000 What's up?
01:10:36.000 And why didn't they bring back like a rock or something?
01:10:39.000 They did.
01:10:40.000 Sure, they brought it back a lot.
01:10:43.000 They brought back many rocks, but some of them turned out to be petrified wood.
01:10:46.000 They gave one of them to the prime minister.
01:10:48.000 Wait, that's a real thing?
01:10:49.000 That's a thing?
01:10:50.000 Yeah, they gave a moon rock in 69 or 70 to...
01:10:54.000 There's the prime minister of Holland, whoever it was, whoever the person runs Holland.
01:11:00.000 And years later, they analyzed it, and it was petrified wood.
01:11:04.000 It was not a moon rock.
01:11:06.000 Wow.
01:11:08.000 In fairness, I do get the, like...
01:11:13.000 By the time we got to Holland, the gift basket is going to change.
01:11:18.000 We're not giving away the real moon rocks to Holland.
01:11:24.000 England gets a real moon rock.
01:11:27.000 France gets a moon rock.
01:11:30.000 They get a moon rock.
01:11:32.000 They gave us a statue.
01:11:33.000 Just go find some rocks.
01:11:35.000 What do you think about this Mars mission?
01:11:38.000 Look, that's all real.
01:11:40.000 Look, rovers are real.
01:11:42.000 The technology is proven and legitimate, and I don't think you could ever fake anything today like you could fake things in 1969. I think, if anything, for sure what they did is, it's been proven that they've faked some footage, for sure, some photographs.
01:11:57.000 There's a photo of Michael Collins.
01:12:03.000 You recorded in a world where even the importance of syndication was known.
01:12:09.000 I think they also lost the telemetry data, which is like the binary hard ones and zeros that show the distance between the Earth and lunar module at every step of the trip.
01:12:18.000 They lost it?
01:12:20.000 Yeah, they lost that shit.
01:12:22.000 But, you know, then again, you gotta realize, like, people die, and people are responsible for storage, and no one's paying attention, and there's funding, and their funding gets pulled, and there's plausible reasons for some of the fuck-ups.
01:12:35.000 I don't know.
01:12:35.000 I mean, there are episodes of Blossom being guarded in a vault somewhere in Burbank.
01:12:42.000 Episodes of Blossom, bro.
01:12:44.000 Right, but you can get fucking money off of Blossom.
01:12:46.000 You can't make any money off of these goddamn moon landing clips.
01:12:49.000 Look, there's some people that absolutely are convinced that we didn't go, and I used to be one of them.
01:12:53.000 And I would love if they proved that it was fake.
01:12:56.000 It would make me more happy than anything else in the world.
01:12:59.000 You know what?
01:13:00.000 Oh, it would make me very happy, too.
01:13:01.000 The thing that keeps me holding on to maybe we went is I toured NASA once, and they were nice.
01:13:08.000 Wow, that's probably it then.
01:13:09.000 I was like, yeah, they were nice.
01:13:10.000 But you gotta realize those aren't the same people.
01:13:12.000 You know, when people say, like, NASA lies.
01:13:14.000 Okay, but those were NASA from 1969. These are different humans.
01:13:18.000 You know, we're talking about 48 fucking years ago.
01:13:22.000 These are completely different human beings.
01:13:25.000 They stand on the backs of liars.
01:13:27.000 Yeah.
01:13:28.000 Well, stop inviting us to NASA so we can let us ask questions if you're gonna fucking lie.
01:13:36.000 What?
01:13:36.000 That's what you say about the tour.
01:13:39.000 I'm like, stop inviting us to NASA and allowing us to ask questions if you're gonna lie.
01:13:44.000 I don't think they think they're lying.
01:13:46.000 I don't think they're involved.
01:13:47.000 If there was a conspiracy, like say if they did fake the moon landing, no one today who's alive was a part of that.
01:13:53.000 Except Buzz Aldrin.
01:13:55.000 He's the only one still alive.
01:13:57.000 Did he punch the dude in the face?
01:13:59.000 Yeah, he punched some guy.
01:14:01.000 Bart Sebril.
01:14:02.000 Bart Sebril made a movie.
01:14:03.000 I had dinner with him.
01:14:04.000 Oh, with the guy he punched?
01:14:06.000 Yeah, dinner with him many years ago.
01:14:08.000 And back when I was a full-blown moon non-believer.
01:14:13.000 And, you know, I contacted him, got a hold of him, took him to dinner.
01:14:18.000 I love that.
01:14:19.000 I like that you use your celebrity for good.
01:14:24.000 I don't know if it's for good, but it was for my own curiosity.
01:14:26.000 Just like these real specific pockets of people that you just want to talk to.
01:14:31.000 Well, I wanted to sniff them out.
01:14:33.000 You could see someone doing interviews.
01:14:35.000 You could see someone in an edited format, and you kind of get a sense of who they are.
01:14:39.000 You don't really get a sense of who they are until you actually talk to them.
01:14:42.000 You and him sharing a plate of pasta.
01:14:46.000 Did he give you anything that gives context to that moment?
01:14:53.000 He was convinced.
01:14:56.000 He was absolutely convinced that it was a hoax.
01:14:58.000 What he was convinced was that there was a space race between us and Russia and that it was...
01:15:06.000 It was essentially a militarized space race and what they were trying to do is prove military superiority.
01:15:11.000 If you had the rockets that could get you to the moon, your technology was superior.
01:15:15.000 And the way he framed it is like the United States had control over what was aired.
01:15:22.000 They put it on television and no one foresaw the future.
01:15:26.000 No one foresaw that one day you would be looking at these clips on YouTube and analyzing them and putting them in slow-mo.
01:15:32.000 They didn't even think that that was going to be a thing.
01:15:34.000 They thought they were going to show it on television and that would be it.
01:15:38.000 Yeah, and they were going to show it in black and white and they were going to have it 3D projected so that you would project it on a screen and then people who were filming it would have to film the screen.
01:15:50.000 They didn't even get a live feed.
01:15:52.000 When it was airing on television, it was airing people filming the screen that it was being projected on.
01:15:58.000 What?
01:16:00.000 Yeah, they broke it down so it looked more and more grainy and fake.
01:16:06.000 If you were trying to do something that was not done to the technology of the day that would possibly obscure some fraud, they did it all those ways.
01:16:16.000 There's so many things that they did In terms of conspiracies, it's a conspiracy theorist's wet dream.
01:16:26.000 Because if it is a fake, it's the biggest fake of all time.
01:16:30.000 And there's so many things that are squirrely about it.
01:16:33.000 There's so many things.
01:16:34.000 Doesn't mean it's fake.
01:16:35.000 Yeah.
01:16:35.000 But there's so many things.
01:16:38.000 Has anybody been to the moon?
01:16:39.000 No.
01:16:39.000 No one's been to the moon since 1969 to 1972. Those are the only trips.
01:16:44.000 They did seven attempts, six of them successful.
01:16:46.000 Apollo 13 was the one that wasn't successful.
01:16:48.000 That was that big movie.
01:16:50.000 They landed on the moon and then came back seven times.
01:16:55.000 262,000 miles away.
01:16:56.000 Now, here's where it gets crazy, or plus or minus, depending on where the moon's at.
01:17:00.000 That's not that far.
01:17:01.000 What's crazy is...
01:17:02.000 262,000 miles is pretty far.
01:17:05.000 What's crazy is...
01:17:06.000 No, no, no, my bad.
01:17:09.000 I'm thinking about, oh, that's three zeros.
01:17:14.000 Because I was like, what map are you seeing?
01:17:17.000 What's interesting is that no other human space mission, where a human's been a part of it since then, has ever gone more than 400 miles from the Earth's surface.
01:17:28.000 Is that where the...
01:17:29.000 Space station, all the space shuttle missions, everything.
01:17:32.000 I thought it was further than 400 miles.
01:17:35.000 So the guy you had dinner with did what for Buzz Aldrin to sock him?
01:17:39.000 He told Buzz Aldrin he was a liar.
01:17:42.000 He said, you're a liar and a crook, and Buzz went, wah!
01:17:45.000 Bitch!
01:17:46.000 Yeah.
01:17:47.000 Popped him right in the jaw.
01:17:48.000 Did anything happen after?
01:17:50.000 Does anyone contact him after that?
01:17:52.000 I mean, I'd imagine...
01:17:53.000 I don't know.
01:17:53.000 I don't know what he's doing these days.
01:17:55.000 Outside of the PR of it all.
01:17:55.000 I think he's an Uber driver now.
01:17:57.000 I mean, immediately after the punch...
01:17:58.000 Buzz off?
01:17:59.000 No, no, no.
01:18:00.000 The guy, Bart Sebrel.
01:18:01.000 But I mean, immediately after the punch, is there any type of, like...
01:18:05.000 I think he tried to press charges and the cops told him to go fuck off.
01:18:09.000 I think it was one of those things.
01:18:10.000 It wasn't the best punch either.
01:18:12.000 I mean, if you go to the hospital from that punch.
01:18:15.000 Buzz was like in his 80s at the time.
01:18:17.000 Damn.
01:18:19.000 But he harassed a lot of those guys.
01:18:21.000 He harassed a lot of the astronauts and tried to get them to swear on Bibles.
01:18:25.000 He'd bring a Bible and say, swear on this Bible that you want on the moon.
01:18:30.000 Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of weird shit.
01:18:34.000 There's another one that's a 25th anniversary of the Apollo Moon missions.
01:18:38.000 He gives a speech at the White House in front of this group of honor roll students, like some of the best students in the country.
01:18:46.000 And Neil Armstrong gives this real weird fucking speech.
01:18:50.000 It's like, we have here amongst us...
01:18:52.000 You want to hear it?
01:18:53.000 Find Neil Armstrong's cryptic speech.
01:18:56.000 What makes it weird...
01:18:59.000 When you'll see it, you'll get it.
01:19:00.000 It doesn't mean we didn't go to the moon.
01:19:02.000 It doesn't mean that, but it's fucking weird.
01:19:05.000 It's really funny because I presented it as like, yeah, I don't think we went, and I didn't even have half of what you're giving me.
01:19:12.000 Oh, I'll give you way more.
01:19:13.000 Watch this.
01:19:14.000 You're going to watch this.
01:19:16.000 This is from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon, Bart Sebril's movie.
01:19:23.000 But this is a real thing that happened.
01:19:25.000 Today we have with us a group of students among America's best.
01:19:31.000 To you we say we've only completed a beginning.
01:19:37.000 We leave you much that is undone.
01:19:43.000 There are great ideas undiscovered.
01:19:47.000 Breakthroughs available to those who can remove one of truth's protective layers.
01:19:56.000 What?
01:19:57.000 He is.
01:19:58.000 The fuck does that mean?
01:20:01.000 A little unfair to it is when you add that fucking Wonka music to anything, everything sounds incredibly creepy.
01:20:07.000 Yes, true.
01:20:07.000 But it does sound like he's trying to tell you something.
01:20:12.000 I mean, you can't get more cryptic.
01:20:16.000 And you also can't get more exciting if you're a conspiracy theorist.
01:20:21.000 It almost kind of sounds like he's like...
01:20:23.000 And to the child who actually figures out how to go to the fucking moon.
01:20:26.000 There are great breakthroughs for those who can remove one of truth's protective layers?
01:20:31.000 What would you rather?
01:20:34.000 The moon confession or the R. Kelly confession?
01:20:39.000 If you had to pick one.
01:20:40.000 R. Kelly made a song.
01:20:42.000 It's your song.
01:20:43.000 I did it.
01:20:44.000 I need that moon confession, bro.
01:20:48.000 I need that moon confession.
01:20:50.000 The R. Kelly...
01:20:51.000 I don't need that confession.
01:20:53.000 I'm good.
01:20:53.000 I get it.
01:20:56.000 That's up to the law now.
01:20:58.000 I think the law is going to have a piece of that.
01:21:02.000 R. Kelly seems to be pretty Teflon, but the moon confession would be fascinating.
01:21:07.000 I would be excited.
01:21:10.000 Or like a moon...
01:21:11.000 I don't know.
01:21:13.000 I guess it's not on them to prove that they went.
01:21:17.000 Just some type of...
01:21:18.000 Why lie?
01:21:21.000 Well, 1969. It's a different world.
01:21:24.000 Nixon's president.
01:21:25.000 I don't know if they did lie.
01:21:26.000 I don't know.
01:21:28.000 I used to think I knew.
01:21:29.000 I do not think I know.
01:21:31.000 I mean, it's foolish.
01:21:32.000 I don't know jack shit about astrophysics.
01:21:34.000 But I know if there was a lie, you know, if there's any president, we would guess would be down.
01:21:41.000 It'd be Trump.
01:21:42.000 He'd tell us about it.
01:21:43.000 Well, no, I'm saying, like, I'm saying, like, Nixon, just like, it is a perfect storm of, like, the time.
01:21:52.000 Oh, yeah.
01:21:52.000 Oh, yeah.
01:21:52.000 That's Nixon.
01:21:52.000 Yeah.
01:21:53.000 Oh, he's the most deceptive president of all time, except the current one.
01:22:00.000 It's very interesting.
01:22:02.000 I've shut down a lot of barbecues.
01:22:05.000 Now you have more information.
01:22:08.000 And by the way, this is a fraction of the shit.
01:22:10.000 Dude, I did research for years.
01:22:14.000 I debated a scientist on Penn Jillette's radio show about it.
01:22:19.000 How'd it go?
01:22:20.000 Pretty good for me.
01:22:23.000 Even though I don't even agree with some of the shit that I said back then.
01:22:26.000 Where does that argument end on just to agree to disagree?
01:22:30.000 It was a time constraint.
01:22:31.000 I would do it far differently now.
01:22:33.000 I think far differently now that I did that.
01:22:35.000 I would not take this I know we didn't do it approach.
01:22:38.000 Because I don't know we didn't do it.
01:22:40.000 Yeah, no, and that's the thing.
01:22:41.000 I very casually go...
01:22:44.000 Yeah, probably not.
01:22:45.000 Yeah.
01:22:46.000 But it's just the things that don't add up to me don't add up in a way that just makes me go, yeah.
01:22:51.000 Do you know about the Van Allen radiation belts?
01:22:54.000 You know about all that?
01:22:56.000 Not enough to, like...
01:22:58.000 There's a belt of radiation, like a donut-shaped belt of radiation.
01:23:02.000 From just years of...
01:23:02.000 No, no, no.
01:23:03.000 It just naturally surrounds the Earth.
01:23:05.000 Oh, you know what I'm thinking about?
01:23:06.000 I'm thinking about the...
01:23:07.000 Never mind.
01:23:08.000 I'm thinking about the belt from years of, like, satellites and stuff.
01:23:11.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:23:12.000 There's that shit, too.
01:23:12.000 But there wasn't much of that in 1969. What about it?
01:23:16.000 The Van Allen radiation belt is an intense band of radiation for miles that surrounds the Earth that you would have to go through.
01:23:24.000 To get to the moon.
01:23:25.000 So apparently, though, there's a hole that you could go through in the top where the radiation belt isn't there.
01:23:31.000 But the idea is that there was no shielding to protect them from radiation.
01:23:35.000 They just were in this aluminum tin can.
01:23:38.000 You ever touch a lunar module?
01:23:39.000 There was a science exhibit I went to once that had a replica of the lunar module, and you could put your hands on it.
01:23:47.000 And it's like, whoa, this thing is made out of Coke cans.
01:23:51.000 It's so nothing.
01:23:53.000 I want to show you.
01:23:53.000 It's so weird looking.
01:23:54.000 There's also like photographs that are fucking wonky, lights that go at two different angles.
01:24:01.000 And they say, well, that's possible due to, you know, uneven terrain and, you know, things reflecting off of things, all these different variables.
01:24:09.000 Which is also true.
01:24:10.000 I really enjoy just like playing around in the...
01:24:14.000 Where is this?
01:24:16.000 It's in Houston.
01:24:17.000 Oh, wow.
01:24:18.000 Is that a space shuttle?
01:24:19.000 Yeah, it's the shuttle.
01:24:21.000 You see, I have a...
01:24:23.000 You've seen these.
01:24:25.000 You're another dude that walks around with a phone with no case on.
01:24:27.000 Yeah, this is me on the red phone.
01:24:31.000 You don't put a case on your phone, dude.
01:24:32.000 No, Steve Jobs died so that we could feel its sleekness.
01:24:36.000 You're a risk taker.
01:24:37.000 I like the feel of the phone.
01:24:39.000 It's good.
01:24:39.000 A lot of people do.
01:24:40.000 Neil deGrasse Tyson was sitting in the very seat 24 hours ago, said the exact same thing.
01:24:44.000 Yeah.
01:24:44.000 He has his with no case on either.
01:24:46.000 I was like, ooh.
01:24:46.000 If he could only be here now.
01:24:47.000 And he don't drop it.
01:24:49.000 Oh, he would go crazy on us.
01:24:50.000 He's one of the reasons why I dropped it.
01:24:52.000 Talking to him, I'm like, eh, it doesn't really make sense.
01:24:54.000 He thinks we went?
01:24:55.000 Yeah.
01:24:56.000 Well, he's dedicated his whole life to the idea of it.
01:24:59.000 Well, you know what also...
01:25:01.000 He hasn't.
01:25:02.000 He's dedicated his whole life to science.
01:25:04.000 No, but I'm just saying, that's part of it.
01:25:09.000 It's part of the kid growing up.
01:25:10.000 It is, but he's not an indulger in conspiracy theories.
01:25:13.000 He's got too much other shit to think about that's real.
01:25:16.000 He's thinking about actual real science.
01:25:17.000 He doesn't have time for that nonsense, but he will illuminate you on why he thinks it's stupid.
01:25:23.000 And it would be an incredibly difficult task to fake that.
01:25:27.000 But it wouldn't be as difficult in 1969 as it would be in 2018. If you try to do that in 2018, basically impossible.
01:25:35.000 I mean, America, I mean, the Tuskegee experiment existed.
01:25:40.000 You know what I mean?
01:25:40.000 What year was that?
01:25:41.000 Was that the 60s?
01:25:43.000 It went on for, what, 20 years?
01:25:44.000 It was like a...
01:25:46.000 I don't know the exact...
01:25:47.000 But it was like 20 years of history where this is happening and so many things can just kind of happen under the surface of...
01:25:55.000 Did they give people syphilis or did they pee?
01:25:59.000 Yeah.
01:25:59.000 What's that?
01:26:00.000 They were giving black men syphilis.
01:26:02.000 It just kind of like...
01:26:04.000 I don't even know what the research was exactly, if it's monitoring its effects or...
01:26:09.000 I think that was exactly what it was.
01:26:10.000 Yeah, and it was just...
01:26:11.000 Yeah, for like 20 years at the Tuskegee Hospital.
01:26:16.000 There are real conspiracies.
01:26:19.000 Unquestionably, undeniably real conspiracies.
01:26:22.000 Like Gulf of Tonkin got us into the Vietnam War.
01:26:25.000 They pretended that a ship got attacked by North Korea or by North Vietnam.
01:26:30.000 Was it North Vietnam?
01:26:32.000 Whatever it was.
01:26:33.000 By Vietnam in the South Pacific and this motivated everybody to get into war with Vietnam.
01:26:39.000 Never happened.
01:26:40.000 It's fake.
01:26:41.000 Made it up.
01:26:43.000 Operation Northwoods, 1962, signed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff, vetoed by President Kennedy.
01:26:49.000 It was a signed order where they were going to plan out fake attacks on America.
01:26:56.000 They were going to launch a drone jetliner and blow it up in the air, blame it on Cuba.
01:27:01.000 They were going to arm Cuban friendlies and have them attack Guantanamo Bay.
01:27:05.000 They're going to pay them, arm them to attack Guantanamo Bay.
01:27:09.000 And then it would give us the motivation to go to war with Cuba.
01:27:12.000 This was all signed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
01:27:14.000 They're going to sacrifice American lives.
01:27:16.000 They were going to kill Americans.
01:27:17.000 They were going to have people attack Americans.
01:27:19.000 And they were going to blame it on the Cubans.
01:27:21.000 And they were orchestrating it all to get people motivated for a war with Cuba.
01:27:25.000 And President Kennedy came along and said, what in the fuck are you talking about?
01:27:30.000 And he vetoed it, stopped it.
01:27:32.000 And a year later, he was dead.
01:27:33.000 Mm, mm, mm.
01:27:34.000 This is one of the things that he did.
01:27:36.000 Oh, man.
01:27:36.000 One of the things that he did that lead many people to believe that there was a conspiracy that, you know, he was murdered.
01:27:42.000 That's a good one, too.
01:27:43.000 The Lee Harvey Oswald case is a fascinating one.
01:27:47.000 Lee Harvey's murder is the shadiest-looking shit you've ever seen before.
01:27:53.000 Jack Ruby runs his hell by the cops.
01:27:56.000 It was like a motion picture of, like, just with a director, like a B-movie director.
01:28:01.000 Yeah.
01:28:02.000 Yeah, it really was.
01:28:04.000 What happened with Lee Harvey Oswald?
01:28:05.000 Lee Harvey Oswald is captured by the cops.
01:28:07.000 He says, I'm a patsy.
01:28:09.000 I didn't do anything.
01:28:10.000 And they're walking him.
01:28:12.000 They're holding on to him.
01:28:13.000 By the way, he's behaving like a guy who got framed.
01:28:16.000 He's not behaving like a guy who just shot the president.
01:28:18.000 And they're walking with him.
01:28:20.000 This is after he said he was a patsy.
01:28:22.000 They're walking with him through the courtyard.
01:28:24.000 And Jack Ruby, who was a mob guy, walks right up to him and shoots him in front of everybody.
01:28:29.000 Jack Ruby, who is a nightclub owner, who is deep into the mob.
01:28:32.000 Look at the shot!
01:28:33.000 Yeah, watch this.
01:28:34.000 He's walking.
01:28:36.000 Look how they have him, too.
01:28:37.000 Look at the shot!
01:28:38.000 Bang!
01:28:39.000 Just walks up to him.
01:28:40.000 They grab him.
01:28:40.000 Hey, you caught it out there, mister.
01:28:42.000 It looks like it's playing on Turner Classic Movies.
01:28:45.000 It does.
01:28:46.000 You could add music to this.
01:28:48.000 I'm surprised no one's added.
01:28:50.000 Give me some volume, Jamie.
01:28:51.000 Play that from the beginning.
01:28:53.000 Let me see him walking again.
01:28:54.000 Give me some volume.
01:28:55.000 Let me hear this.
01:28:59.000 But look at these.
01:29:03.000 They're walking him through.
01:29:04.000 But look how the cops are like way on the outside too.
01:29:07.000 I don't want to get shot.
01:29:10.000 Look how they're holding him.
01:29:20.000 There's a man with a gun.
01:29:23.000 Get him!
01:29:24.000 Never shot another round.
01:29:26.000 Shoots one round.
01:29:28.000 Kills him.
01:29:30.000 And that's it.
01:29:33.000 Very strange.
01:29:34.000 Strange place to shoot him, too.
01:29:37.000 Where did he shoot him?
01:29:38.000 The guts.
01:29:39.000 You know, like in the movies.
01:29:42.000 It's just weird.
01:29:43.000 Even the way he drew his gut was very, like...
01:29:46.000 Yeah, I think there's probably many people involved in that murder.
01:29:52.000 Very, very, very likely.
01:29:53.000 You know, the Zapruder film didn't get played on TV till more than ten years after the assassination.
01:29:59.000 That was that long?
01:29:59.000 You know who played it?
01:30:00.000 Who?
01:30:01.000 Dick Gregory.
01:30:02.000 Oh, he was the...
01:30:04.000 That's incredible.
01:30:04.000 Dick Gregory got a hold of that film and he brought it to the Geraldo Rivero show in like, what was it, like 1970-something.
01:30:12.000 I think the murder was in 63. Yeah.
01:30:14.000 And I think he brought it on the Geraldo Rivero show.
01:30:18.000 75. 75. Yeah.
01:30:20.000 How about that?
01:30:21.000 Hey, man.
01:30:21.000 And you know what?
01:30:22.000 And knowing that it played on Geraldo more than makes up for the Al Capone's vault fiesta.
01:30:28.000 Geraldo used to be legit, man.
01:30:30.000 He was that guy.
01:30:31.000 People don't realize Geraldo was super legit.
01:30:33.000 Dick Gregory is a king.
01:30:34.000 He was a journalist.
01:30:35.000 Oh, he was amazing.
01:30:36.000 Dick Gregory was amazing.
01:30:38.000 I mean, he was an activist before anybody even knew what the fuck that meant.
01:30:41.000 And as a comedian...
01:30:42.000 For him to be appearing on this show, Geraldo Rivera, beautiful hair.
01:30:46.000 God, look at his hair.
01:30:47.000 And Dick Gregory, looking young and handsome.
01:30:49.000 And he brings this out and explains to people, hey, it is highly likely that the president got shot from the front.
01:30:56.000 And look at his head go back into the left.
01:30:58.000 You see his brain spray and the blood spray out of his head.
01:31:02.000 It's crazy.
01:31:03.000 When they played it, people were stunned.
01:31:05.000 And you could clearly see him grabbing his neck.
01:31:08.000 You could see the whole deal.
01:31:10.000 It's a fucked up video.
01:31:11.000 And it's amazing that if we didn't have this video, we would probably have a completely different narrative of what happened to Kennedy.
01:31:17.000 One guy with one camera opened up the possibility that there was a massive conspiracy that killed the president.
01:31:24.000 And it led to the release of countless books and so much speculation.
01:31:29.000 How many files?
01:31:30.000 There's still...
01:31:32.000 What's the timestamp before all the files around the case?
01:31:36.000 Well, some of them were released fairly recently.
01:31:38.000 Yeah, they came out last year or maybe even this year.
01:31:41.000 And I don't even remember.
01:31:42.000 Look at that.
01:31:42.000 Boom!
01:31:43.000 Back into the left.
01:31:44.000 I don't remember what the conclusion was.
01:31:46.000 Oh, I just missed it.
01:31:47.000 Rewind it?
01:31:47.000 Yeah.
01:31:48.000 So greeny.
01:31:49.000 Yeah.
01:31:50.000 Here.
01:31:50.000 Watch.
01:31:51.000 Back into the left.
01:31:52.000 Watch here.
01:31:55.000 Here comes the spray.
01:31:57.000 Bang.
01:31:58.000 Aw, shit.
01:31:59.000 Yeah.
01:32:00.000 The way his head throws back, it seems very likely that he was hit from the front.
01:32:05.000 However...
01:32:07.000 It's also possible that he was hit from the back and that his body just spasmed that way.
01:32:13.000 Yeah.
01:32:13.000 You know, I mean, no one really knows.
01:32:15.000 Have you seen Jackie, the movie Jackie?
01:32:17.000 No.
01:32:19.000 They capture, he captures, like, that moment, you know, it's for the film, but in such a, like...
01:32:27.000 It's a really beautifully captured moment that he kind of plays throughout the film.
01:32:31.000 Just for that alone, I thought the movie was beautiful and very underrated, but he captured it really well.
01:32:40.000 Yeah, it's a crazy moment in history.
01:32:43.000 They assassinated the president.
01:32:45.000 It was caught on film.
01:32:46.000 But again, if Dick Gregory didn't get that video footage to Geraldo Rivera, is this in the movie?
01:32:52.000 Yeah.
01:32:52.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:32:55.000 What in the fuck?
01:32:57.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
01:32:58.000 Was she picking up his brains?
01:32:59.000 No, that's not true.
01:33:01.000 You know, Lenny Bruce had a whole fucking bit on that.
01:33:04.000 Yeah, I heard that.
01:33:04.000 He had a whole bit on that because they tried to say that she was picking up his brain.
01:33:07.000 She was running away.
01:33:09.000 She knew that he was dead and she was escaping.
01:33:12.000 She was climbing off the back of the car.
01:33:15.000 To escape.
01:33:17.000 And then the Secret Service is behind her, and he tried to help her.
01:33:20.000 Damn.
01:33:21.000 Yeah.
01:33:22.000 Fucking crazy, dude.
01:33:24.000 There's also the difference in the autopsy.
01:33:27.000 The autopsy in Dallas, the way they examined his wounds in Dallas versus the way they described him in Bethesda, Maryland, when they flew him to that hospital, completely different.
01:33:38.000 Really?
01:33:38.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:33:39.000 They turned the entry wound into the neck, which they said was a bullet hole.
01:33:43.000 They turned that into a tracheotomy wound.
01:33:45.000 They changed the way they thought the entrance wound to the head was.
01:33:51.000 Yeah, there was a lot of weird fuckery that went on between Dallas and Maryland.
01:33:56.000 And then there was also generals in the room that were there that wouldn't allow doctors to come and do certain parts of the autopsy.
01:34:05.000 There's a lot of weird shit.
01:34:06.000 Wow.
01:34:07.000 I mean, also, it's the president.
01:34:08.000 You have to realize the president of the United States is shot.
01:34:10.000 It's top secret.
01:34:11.000 Yeah, no, I get that aspect of it, but just, like, to not have the files line up, but then release both files?
01:34:18.000 When were they released?
01:34:19.000 There's a great book on it.
01:34:21.000 The book's called Best Evidence by a guy named David Lifton.
01:34:25.000 And I fucked up once and read this book before I went on stage.
01:34:28.000 I was working in Philly.
01:34:31.000 And I was on the road.
01:34:34.000 I was young.
01:34:37.000 And I didn't understand.
01:34:38.000 You've got to put yourself in a good frame of mind before you do stand-up.
01:34:40.000 And I was reading this book freaking the fuck out.
01:34:43.000 I was like, oh my god, they shot the president.
01:34:45.000 This is real.
01:34:46.000 They killed the goddamn president.
01:34:47.000 And I went on stage super bummed out.
01:34:52.000 I explained to the lady that ran the club.
01:34:54.000 I'm like, I'm so sorry.
01:34:56.000 It won't happen tomorrow.
01:34:57.000 Because I was there for the whole weekend.
01:34:58.000 I'm like, I read this book.
01:34:59.000 And she's like, don't read that book tomorrow.
01:35:01.000 I was like, I won't.
01:35:01.000 I got to pee.
01:35:06.000 Go ahead.
01:35:08.000 Yeah, I've done that before.
01:35:11.000 I went up.
01:35:11.000 I remember one time.
01:35:15.000 I mean, this is the craziest set ever.
01:35:17.000 I'm at Baltimore Comedy Factory.
01:35:20.000 Which is already...
01:35:23.000 You know, just with my style in that club, already shouldn't be a thing that happens.
01:35:34.000 But you gotta find that out to Harvard.
01:35:35.000 Already that.
01:35:36.000 But, you know, whatever.
01:35:38.000 And also, my friend Angelo just passed away.
01:35:42.000 And I was going through what we were talking about.
01:35:45.000 I was trying to make sense of that.
01:35:49.000 Coupled with, it was right after like Christmas and the holidays, so I hadn't gone up for a few weeks.
01:35:55.000 So being rusty, depressed at the Baltimore Comedy Factory, you know, is a combination that led to like, it almost, I remember experiencing it from up here.
01:36:09.000 You know what I mean?
01:36:10.000 Like, it's one of those things that you experience where you're just like, you're just kind of looking down at it, just like, huh.
01:36:17.000 Going on stage after something terrible.
01:36:21.000 Yeah, no, I mean, it zaps you.
01:36:23.000 Especially if you're, you know, if who you are in your act is so reliant upon...
01:36:28.000 Having fun.
01:36:30.000 Yeah, or a truth to, you know, the presentation has a certain amount of truth to it.
01:36:35.000 Right.
01:36:35.000 Where you are right now.
01:36:37.000 Yeah, where you are.
01:36:37.000 What's actually going on in your mind.
01:36:38.000 Yeah, which is also a thing I always have to guard for me because it's so...
01:36:43.000 I really absorb, absorb, absorb.
01:36:46.000 So, like...
01:36:47.000 I'm reacting to and by exactly how I feel right now.
01:36:55.000 I worked with J.B. Smooth once.
01:36:57.000 We were working in a college in New Jersey, and it was real hard to get to.
01:37:03.000 And this was back before GPS. We just had directions written down on paper, and he was real late, like a half hour late plus.
01:37:13.000 Maybe even more.
01:37:14.000 And the show was supposed to start at 8. It was already 8.30.
01:37:17.000 And he wasn't there.
01:37:18.000 So they said, look, just have a seat in the green room and wait.
01:37:21.000 And when he gets here, we'll put him on.
01:37:23.000 So I go, okay.
01:37:24.000 So I have a seat in the green room and I'm watching this show.
01:37:27.000 And it's a documentary on these fires in Malibu that devastated Malibu back then.
01:37:34.000 And fucking burnt all these houses down.
01:37:37.000 And these people are weeping and crying.
01:37:39.000 And they're looking for their dog.
01:37:41.000 They're like, Rusty, where are you, Rusty?
01:37:43.000 And then this guy, he's a firefighter, and he comes out, and he didn't even lose his house.
01:37:48.000 He was just taking care of all these people that did lose their houses, and he built this house, and it was like his life savings, and his neighbor's house is gone, his house was spared, and he's just weeping.
01:37:58.000 This guy's just openly weeping.
01:38:01.000 And then the director of entertainment, whatever it is for the college, comes in and goes, well, JB's not here yet, so I guess you'll just go on first.
01:38:09.000 And when he gets here, you'll go on.
01:38:10.000 I'm like, okay.
01:38:11.000 So we're going to bring you up now, okay?
01:38:13.000 I was like, okay.
01:38:14.000 And I just went up and just ate shit.
01:38:17.000 I was so depressed.
01:38:19.000 I was just thinking about this fire and all these people burning dogs.
01:38:24.000 Did you talk about that?
01:38:25.000 No!
01:38:26.000 I was terrible at the time.
01:38:27.000 I didn't know what I was doing.
01:38:28.000 Ready for some comedy?
01:38:30.000 There's that moment, when you're a young comic, at the time I'd been doing comedy like four years, when I would go down with the ship four years in, there was no coming back.
01:38:40.000 Like once I bombed, if I was doing pretty good and then I started bombing, there was no recovery.
01:38:46.000 Yeah.
01:38:46.000 I never recovered.
01:38:47.000 Yeah, this is just like, there's no, I've already given you my best.
01:38:50.000 Well, it's also, I just didn't have the, I didn't have the mindset.
01:38:54.000 I didn't know how to recover.
01:38:55.000 I didn't know how to step back and reassess.
01:38:58.000 And you think about these fires, man.
01:39:00.000 I was so depressed.
01:39:00.000 It's a lot.
01:39:01.000 It's a lot.
01:39:02.000 You just can't watch something like that before you go on stage.
01:39:04.000 Yeah, I mean, and then not, also, you know.
01:39:07.000 It's also that learned thing of how to find the best of where you are type of thing.
01:39:14.000 But yeah, before having that...
01:39:16.000 Stay out of the weeds, man.
01:39:18.000 Don't talk to anybody that's depressing.
01:39:20.000 Don't do anything depressing.
01:39:22.000 Yeah.
01:39:24.000 Well, people like to talk...
01:39:25.000 More than that, I'm actually more affected by...
01:39:29.000 I remember starting out and going on to clubs and people, you know, the booker or whatever, likes to come in and give you the rundown of the room and whatever.
01:39:39.000 And I'm really bad at that.
01:39:40.000 I'm bad at, like, don't give me the information.
01:39:43.000 Again, allow me to react to whatever is out there.
01:39:47.000 And whatever's going on.
01:39:49.000 You don't need that thing.
01:39:50.000 Let it get in my head as I'm in my head.
01:39:53.000 You don't want to hear, okay, there's a bachelor party in table two, and they're really rowdy, and we're going to try to talk to them first.
01:40:00.000 So just try not to react to them.
01:40:02.000 What are you doing?
01:40:04.000 They'll tell you this as you're being introduced.
01:40:06.000 They'll hold your arm.
01:40:07.000 Gerard, just want to let you know.
01:40:09.000 We've got it.
01:40:09.000 We're going to handle it.
01:40:10.000 The bachelor party, we've got it under control.
01:40:13.000 They do it on, I mean, if you're doing press for certain things, like most things, they try and do like a pre-interview and it's all just these things that just rings out anything organic.
01:40:25.000 Any realness.
01:40:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:40:27.000 Any spontaneity is squeezed out by those pre-interviews.
01:40:32.000 And you're doing it with a producer and like, do you have any stories, funny stories?
01:40:36.000 I don't know.
01:40:37.000 Yeah.
01:40:39.000 I'm not sure.
01:40:40.000 The worst, you ever gone on one of those radio shows where they want you to do your bits?
01:40:44.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:40:45.000 Those are deaf.
01:40:46.000 I hope somebody recorded.
01:40:47.000 There's some great 6 a.m.
01:40:50.000 me in Indiana just refusing.
01:40:54.000 Bob and Tom show?
01:40:55.000 Did you do that?
01:40:55.000 I think I did Bob and Tom.
01:40:56.000 I'm pretty sure I did Bob and Tom.
01:40:58.000 I did that, too, and the fucking producer lady got very angry at me.
01:41:01.000 Yeah.
01:41:02.000 Yeah.
01:41:02.000 It's like, why would I do that?
01:41:05.000 Yeah.
01:41:06.000 I think it was a lady.
01:41:07.000 It might have been a dude.
01:41:09.000 But again, it all goes to perception.
01:41:13.000 What people make of comedians and what the expectations are.
01:41:20.000 When you go out and you do these things, what people's expectations are.
01:41:27.000 It's up to you to change it.
01:41:29.000 To change that thing.
01:41:31.000 It's just like, alright, well look, hey Bob and Tom.
01:41:35.000 Nice guys.
01:41:36.000 People do their bids.
01:41:38.000 It's just not a thing that I do.
01:41:40.000 We'll have a conversation.
01:41:42.000 Yeah, and you try to pretend that a conversation can't be entertaining.
01:41:45.000 Interesting, yeah.
01:41:46.000 That's crazy.
01:41:47.000 Yeah, and it's like, you know, again, it's not even that they do it.
01:41:51.000 It's like it has to be tailored to you.
01:41:54.000 You can't do the thing.
01:41:56.000 You can't just fill into the mold of comedian.
01:41:59.000 Right.
01:41:59.000 You know, it's just going to make the exact same thing over and over.
01:42:02.000 Well, the art form is just very underappreciated because it seems like we're just talking.
01:42:06.000 It seems like anybody can do it.
01:42:08.000 I talk, too.
01:42:08.000 You talk?
01:42:09.000 I talk.
01:42:10.000 It's not like we all play guitar, so you see someone go up there and shred.
01:42:14.000 That's why your friends from back home think they could do a pretty good guitar.
01:42:17.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:42:18.000 Because everybody's been funny at one point in time.
01:42:20.000 We've all hung around with somebody who said some hilarious shit.
01:42:23.000 We're like, ah!
01:42:25.000 And that feels good, right?
01:42:26.000 It feels good when they do that.
01:42:28.000 When they say that and they get that feeling like, damn, I just made everybody laugh.
01:42:32.000 We've all felt that.
01:42:33.000 And we probably felt that before we ever did comedy.
01:42:35.000 So they see you on stage and they see you killing and they say, I could do that shit.
01:42:42.000 He's doing that.
01:42:43.000 He's doing what I do.
01:42:44.000 I could do that.
01:42:45.000 And they get it in their head.
01:42:47.000 Jamar could do it.
01:42:48.000 Why the fuck can't I do it?
01:42:50.000 They get it in their head.
01:42:51.000 He's just talking.
01:42:53.000 He's not doing backflips.
01:42:55.000 He's not surfing 80-foot waves.
01:42:58.000 But you know what I mean?
01:42:59.000 They think what you're doing is stuff they do.
01:43:03.000 I had a cousin, like, you know, I'll bring Jeremy out.
01:43:09.000 Cousins out, whatever.
01:43:10.000 I bring him out to, like, the club sometimes or whatever.
01:43:13.000 I brought him to an open mic one time.
01:43:15.000 And, you know, I go up and I say, hey, man, it's an open mic, man.
01:43:18.000 If y'all want to go up.
01:43:19.000 I was like, you should.
01:43:20.000 You know, I just want to see my boys do it or whatever.
01:43:22.000 So my cousin Jeremy was like, yeah, I'll do it, whatever.
01:43:26.000 And he's like, I can do that shit.
01:43:28.000 And he gets up, and he does good.
01:43:30.000 He's a funny dude, you know?
01:43:32.000 And I was like, alright, now do that shit every day for 10 years.
01:43:41.000 And you know, and look, the reality is, some people are good.
01:43:44.000 I'm sure, you know, some comedians started just by being like, oh, I can do this shit.
01:43:49.000 And then they did it again.
01:43:50.000 And then they were great at it.
01:43:52.000 And you know, and that can't happen.
01:43:54.000 It's just that, uh...
01:43:56.000 If you are going to do it, like anything, if it is what you're choosing, it's just make sure that the articulation is yours and interesting.
01:44:07.000 You know what I mean?
01:44:08.000 I think that's kind of the goal.
01:44:10.000 However you get into it or whatever inspired it or whatever, if you are doing it, do it.
01:44:16.000 Do it at its highest level if you can.
01:44:19.000 Yeah, it's just, I think, stand-up, like you were saying, it just doesn't get the respect that other art forms get.
01:44:26.000 Because there's no, like, if you see someone play guitar, play the drums, or something like that, you don't have any illusion that you can go up and do exactly what they do.
01:44:33.000 But a lot of people have the illusion in their mind that they can go on stage and be funny.
01:44:38.000 Because they're just talking.
01:44:40.000 Or even just be interesting.
01:44:42.000 To be anything in a room.
01:44:45.000 But a lot of it, part of the reason for the perception is the things that we accept.
01:44:51.000 It really is that a lot of the things that we accept contribute to...
01:44:58.000 We make it.
01:45:00.000 We allow ourselves to be presented like court jesters.
01:45:06.000 It's one of the rare things that anybody can try.
01:45:10.000 You can go up open mic night and try.
01:45:13.000 While you're up there, Doing stand-up, somebody who's a professional might drop in.
01:45:19.000 Chappelle might show up and do a set.
01:45:21.000 Jeff Ross might go up there.
01:45:22.000 Dom Herrera might show up.
01:45:24.000 People will show up and do sets and share the stage with you.
01:45:27.000 It's your first day.
01:45:30.000 Right?
01:45:31.000 That's a rare thing.
01:45:32.000 That doesn't take place in music or anywhere else.
01:45:35.000 Where you get an open mic night and there's 30 people doing three minutes.
01:45:40.000 Anybody can be one of them.
01:45:43.000 It's weird.
01:45:45.000 Homeless people.
01:45:46.000 Yeah, a lot of homeless people, right?
01:45:48.000 A lot of sketchy fucking weirdos that touch the same mic as you.
01:45:51.000 You know?
01:45:52.000 That same mic.
01:45:53.000 That same mic.
01:45:54.000 That doesn't change.
01:45:55.000 It doesn't ever get cleaned.
01:45:56.000 Nobody cleans that comedy store, Mike.
01:45:58.000 You got an intense immune system from working at that school.
01:46:01.000 No one's taking a Clorox wipe.
01:46:03.000 Who the fuck is cleaning anything at that place?
01:46:06.000 They barely clean the tables.
01:46:07.000 That place, they just deliver drinks and keep the party rolling.
01:46:11.000 That's part of why it's so good.
01:46:12.000 It's just a grimy joint.
01:46:15.000 Fucking gutter, man.
01:46:16.000 That's a big layer of humor that's covering everything.
01:46:19.000 Oh, for sure, man.
01:46:21.000 I think when they changed out the improv and they swapped that lab for that back bar and they put that bar in there, it seemed like they removed a body part.
01:46:32.000 Yeah, how they got it now.
01:46:34.000 Yeah, but I mean, in the way that, like, the energy went away.
01:46:37.000 Yeah, it was this kind of Miami infusion.
01:46:41.000 So I feel like a nightclub in Miami.
01:46:43.000 It was an Encino restaurant bar.
01:46:45.000 That's what it was like.
01:46:46.000 Yeah, yeah, just with the sofas and the just, like, you know what this room needs?
01:46:53.000 A place for people to lounge more.
01:46:54.000 Yeah.
01:46:56.000 Well, they kind of figured it out now.
01:46:58.000 They've got little shows that they do there.
01:47:00.000 It's kind of interesting.
01:47:01.000 But it used to be cool.
01:47:02.000 It used to be like a room, like a separate room that was just comedy.
01:47:06.000 And Ari Shaffir's whole storyteller show started out there.
01:47:10.000 That's where he would do it.
01:47:11.000 He would run it there because it was like a 70, 80-seat room.
01:47:14.000 Wait, you're talking about the lab?
01:47:17.000 The lab.
01:47:17.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:47:18.000 Before it was the bar, it was the lab.
01:47:21.000 Because they redid it twice.
01:47:22.000 Yeah, I remember the lab.
01:47:23.000 We did it a couple times.
01:47:24.000 Yeah, I was talking about the redoing of the main room.
01:47:27.000 Oh, yeah.
01:47:29.000 The lab room, yeah, I remember that.
01:47:32.000 That could have a really good energy when it had that really pink curtain that was back there.
01:47:38.000 Yeah, I remember...
01:47:41.000 I remember doing a Montreal showcase.
01:47:46.000 That was my first and only one.
01:47:48.000 No, I did it twice.
01:47:49.000 I remember doing it later that week.
01:47:53.000 Improv is a weird spot.
01:47:55.000 That hallway, when you wait and go on, there's nowhere to hide.
01:47:58.000 You're stuck in the hallway, people walking by, and they're like, hey man, let me talk to you about something.
01:48:03.000 I'm going on stage right now.
01:48:04.000 I gotta go.
01:48:04.000 Hold on, let me get a selfie.
01:48:06.000 They can touch you right before you're going on stage.
01:48:10.000 Again, that never happens with Gary Clark.
01:48:13.000 He's never about to go on stage.
01:48:15.000 There's some dude in the hallway going, yo Gary, let me get a selfie.
01:48:18.000 Away from it.
01:48:18.000 He can walk out and show himself.
01:48:21.000 That's part of the reason why it's interesting, because you're one of them, but it's also part of the reason why it's a fucking weird art form.
01:48:29.000 Yeah, no, it is.
01:48:31.000 It is.
01:48:31.000 And at his best, it's so interesting, and you get a lot of perspective and thoughts.
01:48:37.000 Are you doing a lot of sets these days?
01:48:39.000 What are you doing?
01:48:39.000 I haven't gone up.
01:48:41.000 Really haven't gone.
01:48:42.000 I mean, I've done maybe two or three sets in the past year and a half.
01:48:48.000 Damn!
01:48:49.000 That's crazy.
01:48:50.000 Maybe, maybe that.
01:48:51.000 And the last time I was like, did you do like two minutes and walk off?
01:48:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:48:55.000 I was like, I'm good.
01:48:56.000 I don't need this.
01:48:58.000 Why?
01:49:00.000 Why?
01:49:01.000 No, it's just not where ideas are going now.
01:49:05.000 Where's your ideas going now?
01:49:08.000 It's a lot of film projects and some television stuff.
01:49:12.000 That just feels more normal to you?
01:49:13.000 Yeah, it just feels like the way of it.
01:49:16.000 I mean, even, you know...
01:49:18.000 I had a TV show I would do.
01:49:20.000 A lot of thoughts would just go there and I wouldn't do stand-up a lot during that.
01:49:26.000 I like to just focus and put the energy where you feel the most creative.
01:49:34.000 Something about stand-up.
01:49:37.000 Right now, you know, it's simultaneously like, oh man, there's some really amazing things happening.
01:49:43.000 And just kind of as a whole, it's just like a certain...
01:49:46.000 I think it's going through like this growing phase, like this kind of identity thing, right?
01:49:51.000 Because it's like...
01:49:53.000 I feel like there needs to be kind of this overhaul and even one in its presentation and two with the expectation of performer audience because it's a lot of like, I don't know, I'll go and I'll see a lot of like, you know, Trump stuff and a lot of things but it's like not like new perspective and it's like,
01:50:11.000 you know, it's a lot of civil rights leaders And it's a lot of, you know, a lot of things.
01:50:17.000 And, you know, and not even good civil rights leaders.
01:50:20.000 Just, you know, talking points.
01:50:22.000 Right.
01:50:22.000 And just kind of preaching to...
01:50:24.000 It's a lot of preaching to the choirs.
01:50:25.000 And it's like, you know, the whole thing is this unique articulation and, like, this unique thing that you're supposed to be bringing.
01:50:32.000 It's show and tell.
01:50:33.000 Like, it is like, hey, I have this thing.
01:50:35.000 I have this thought that I think is unique.
01:50:37.000 I have this way of presenting this thought that I think is unique.
01:50:40.000 And now...
01:50:42.000 And again, it's profitable right now.
01:50:43.000 This is the bubble where it is right now, right?
01:50:46.000 If you go up and you, you know, speak for your group or you speak in this type of way, you can get rewarded for it and kind of these immediate rewards.
01:50:56.000 I understand it.
01:50:56.000 But it really does kind of choke the art form.
01:51:00.000 It chokes what's interesting about it.
01:51:02.000 I think there's just so many people trying to stand out and it's so difficult to do that and they find these paths and one of those paths is to be someone who's like really moral and righteous and you know has something to say.
01:51:12.000 But it's also under the illusion of being rebellious and edgy.
01:51:20.000 It's under the illusion of these things because it's like When Dick Gregory said the things that he said, there was real danger.
01:51:30.000 In a conservative country, there's real danger to a lot of things.
01:51:33.000 He says, you get on stage and you're like, fuck Trump in Los Angeles in New York City.
01:51:39.000 You're honing your skills and it's just like, oh, well, good for you.
01:51:43.000 That unique perspective you bring about how this is the worst of times.
01:51:47.000 Oh.
01:51:47.000 Yeah, there's definitely a lot of that.
01:51:50.000 There's a lot of voices.
01:51:51.000 But there's a lot of great stuff, too.
01:51:53.000 No, there is.
01:51:54.000 There are unique...
01:51:55.000 That's the thing.
01:51:58.000 It's just anything.
01:51:59.000 It's flooded right now.
01:52:01.000 Do you plan on going back?
01:52:02.000 Do you have aspirations?
01:52:03.000 Or do you have a thought in your head?
01:52:04.000 Or do you just go with the flow?
01:52:05.000 I mean, if I feel it and thoughts come out that fit...
01:52:11.000 Or if I find a way to...
01:52:14.000 Do it like a thing that maybe doesn't necessarily fit in with that, then maybe I'll do that.
01:52:20.000 I'm open to it.
01:52:21.000 I just don't know.
01:52:23.000 Yeah, I don't really know what that is right now.
01:52:25.000 That's beautiful, though, that you have that sensibility.
01:52:28.000 This is what I'm thinking about.
01:52:30.000 This is what I like to do right now.
01:52:31.000 Yeah, and just kind of focus.
01:52:32.000 I've been in more music studios in the past two years than I've been in comedy clubs.
01:52:37.000 Really?
01:52:38.000 Yeah.
01:52:38.000 What are you doing with music?
01:52:40.000 Just kind of there.
01:52:42.000 Just hanging out?
01:52:43.000 I like to talk about it and discuss it.
01:52:49.000 I've been lucky enough to be around some artists that I admire and just listen to that creation.
01:52:56.000 I like the immediacy of that Process, like, a lot.
01:52:59.000 I liked it.
01:53:00.000 It's what I was saying, what I like about even here, it's like, it's an art space that you have here where you can kind of create, like, in this immediate space and, like, exactly how you see it, it comes out in that way and you can record it and you capture it like that.
01:53:14.000 And when your mind is in that space, you know, you need to only do things that it can be good at.
01:53:21.000 Yeah.
01:53:22.000 Yeah, it's a good – it seems to me as an outsider is that you found like your natural path.
01:53:30.000 You found a natural path.
01:53:32.000 Like you've made it in.
01:53:34.000 You've become successful.
01:53:35.000 You're well-known now and you've got freedom and you're just like, let me just find my – what am I into?
01:53:40.000 Well, I'm doing what I hope.
01:53:43.000 Like, all of us are trying to do.
01:53:46.000 Like, the one thing that I've always done is exactly what I want to do in the career.
01:53:54.000 And it's not just by nature.
01:53:56.000 It's not like, you know...
01:53:57.000 And then I told...
01:53:58.000 It's just by saying not doing the things.
01:54:01.000 If it doesn't match, then not doing it.
01:54:03.000 You know, like...
01:54:04.000 And trying to have a vision of what the thing is and just making that.
01:54:09.000 Right?
01:54:09.000 And so, like...
01:54:10.000 That's what, like...
01:54:12.000 Comedy at its best.
01:54:13.000 Again, the medium finds you.
01:54:16.000 It comes to you.
01:54:17.000 You don't go to the medium.
01:54:19.000 The medium is meeting you.
01:54:22.000 And so many people are just conforming and it becomes the same thing.
01:54:27.000 I don't know.
01:54:28.000 It's a weird time.
01:54:29.000 Well, that's a good outsider's perspective.
01:54:31.000 You're an insider that has almost an outsider's perspective because you're looking at it like you step back a little bit.
01:54:36.000 You watch all the fucking hamster wheel.
01:54:39.000 Watch all the scrambling.
01:54:41.000 Watch all the sliding around.
01:54:43.000 There's a lot of that, man.
01:54:44.000 There's a lot of fake horse shit going on.
01:54:46.000 There's a lot of people grabbing at straws.
01:54:48.000 Yeah, it's really noisy.
01:54:50.000 Yeah.
01:54:51.000 But there's so many opportunities, there's so many venues, and there's so many comedians.
01:54:55.000 And it's also comedy so hot right now.
01:54:57.000 It's like it's such an exciting time for stand-up that there's so many people doing it.
01:55:02.000 So you're automatically going to get...
01:55:04.000 Just like when you're trying out jokes, a lot of them suck.
01:55:07.000 Well, when you're trying out comedians...
01:55:09.000 Oh, yeah.
01:55:10.000 Oh, yeah.
01:55:12.000 A lot of them ain't gonna make it.
01:55:13.000 I mean, this might be, in terms of, like, success to failure ratios, one of the most brutal art forms you could ever attempt to be a professional at.
01:55:22.000 Yeah.
01:55:23.000 Yeah.
01:55:23.000 No, definitely.
01:55:25.000 I mean, because you're going out there kind of naked with the thought.
01:55:31.000 How many guys from your era, like when you started doing open mic nights, are doing well now?
01:55:37.000 Um...
01:55:40.000 Guys are, right now, really finding their kind of space, and guys are starting to get TV shows, and they're starting to get...
01:55:50.000 Like, guys that I remember seeing at, like, mics are really starting to do...
01:55:55.000 Like, in the past couple years, it's really, like, kind of hit.
01:55:58.000 I was on this weird...
01:56:00.000 Kind of weird path, trajectory type of thing.
01:56:04.000 I kind of was just on the side of it, I feel like, in this weird sense, and things kind of happened, and I kind of found an infrastructure that worked for me really quickly.
01:56:16.000 You know what I mean?
01:56:17.000 But around now is the time, I think, that a lot of things are starting to happen for guys that have been around.
01:56:23.000 If you were around...
01:56:25.000 500 dudes when you first started that you knew regularly.
01:56:29.000 Maybe three are working now.
01:56:31.000 Yeah.
01:56:32.000 Yeah.
01:56:33.000 Right?
01:56:34.000 Yeah.
01:56:35.000 Legitimately.
01:56:36.000 Like, if you counted all of them up over the first 10 years of your stand-up career, you got maybe three.
01:56:41.000 That are doing what they want to do.
01:56:44.000 Yeah.
01:56:44.000 Maybe two that are doing what they want to do.
01:56:46.000 Yeah.
01:56:50.000 Maybe.
01:56:51.000 It really is that.
01:56:51.000 Yeah, it's fucking brutal.
01:56:52.000 A lot of comedians operate in this space where it's like they don't know they can do what they want to do.
01:56:58.000 Right.
01:56:59.000 That's a big wall.
01:57:00.000 Yeah.
01:57:01.000 It's a big wall.
01:57:02.000 I've seen a lot of people stop at that wall.
01:57:03.000 People that can that are just like still trying to figure out how to Right, the confidence to act.
01:57:10.000 The confidence to act on your actual instincts, too.
01:57:13.000 To do what you really want to do.
01:57:15.000 Which is so crazy, because comedy, you would think that we'd be the ones that are closest to it, because it's so instinctual.
01:57:21.000 And it's such a reaction.
01:57:23.000 You know, like, a lot of things you do is such a reaction.
01:57:25.000 Like, when you discover you're funny through, like...
01:57:29.000 You discover you can sing by preparing to sing.
01:57:32.000 Right.
01:57:32.000 You know, you go and you prepare this thing, your voice, and you give it a shot.
01:57:36.000 You discover you're funny by just like, oh, what?
01:57:39.000 That would...
01:57:40.000 Right, right, right.
01:57:40.000 Yeah, like, you discover you're funny the way, you know...
01:57:42.000 People laughing at shit you said you didn't even know was funny.
01:57:45.000 Yeah, it was like, okay, or by like a hunch that you have.
01:57:48.000 So, like, it's so instinctual that you would think...
01:57:51.000 It would be more of that, like, following your instinct, following your gut.
01:57:54.000 Yep.
01:57:55.000 Forging your own path.
01:57:56.000 But there's also, it's so scary in the beginning that once you find shelter, you hold onto that.
01:58:00.000 Yeah.
01:58:01.000 That's why those, you know, the saddest comedians are the ones that they do stand-up for five years, they develop a half an hour, and it never changes.
01:58:08.000 Yeah, you found it.
01:58:09.000 And they cling to that bitch like a fucking life raft.
01:58:12.000 Yeah.
01:58:13.000 Yeah, people listen, man, you know.
01:58:15.000 People don't talk about how comfy glass ceilings are.
01:58:18.000 It's actually surprisingly soft up here.
01:58:23.000 Yeah.
01:58:24.000 Listen, I gotta get the fuck out of here.
01:58:26.000 Yeah, let's do it.
01:58:26.000 This is great.
01:58:27.000 What do you got going on?
01:58:28.000 Do you promote anything?
01:58:29.000 You got anything happening?
01:58:31.000 Oh, Drew's...
01:58:32.000 I gotta talk about Drew's special.
01:58:34.000 Drew Michael.
01:58:35.000 I meant to send that to you.
01:58:37.000 Oh, send it to me now.
01:58:38.000 I'll send it to you now.
01:58:39.000 It comes out this weekend.
01:58:40.000 It comes out Saturday.
01:58:42.000 It's really fun.
01:58:43.000 He's a comedian I love.
01:58:45.000 I'm excited for people to see him.
01:58:47.000 Directed a special.
01:58:48.000 Did it without an audience.
01:58:50.000 Without an audience?
01:58:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:58:52.000 Really?
01:58:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:58:53.000 Where'd you do it?
01:58:54.000 We shot it on a stage.
01:58:56.000 Just like on a stage, we kind of created the environment.
01:58:58.000 Wow.
01:58:59.000 And, yeah, I'm really excited.
01:59:01.000 Whose idea was it to do without an audience?
01:59:03.000 Mine.
01:59:03.000 I... I think the thoughts were removed from it, and I'm really excited to capture it like that.
01:59:13.000 Wow.
01:59:14.000 Yeah, I don't even really know what you call this thing, but I'm really...
01:59:18.000 Because it was like, when I first saw him, I... Is this a trailer?
01:59:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:59:26.000 ...person I get close to.
01:59:27.000 Something's got a gift here.
01:59:30.000 Because after a while, like, the thoughts get weird.
01:59:32.000 Yeah.
01:59:43.000 I don't want to date someone I don't love.
01:59:45.000 I love my mom.
01:59:46.000 She's single, too.
01:59:47.000 Not that it matters.
01:59:48.000 And people are like, what?
01:59:49.000 And you're like, oh.
02:00:02.000 August 25th.
02:00:04.000 That's interesting.
02:00:06.000 You know, those shows, those sitcoms, when they first started doing single-camera sitcoms, and they started doing them without an audience, people were like, what?
02:00:14.000 The Larry Sanders show?
02:00:16.000 You're like, what the fuck is this?
02:00:18.000 There's no audience?
02:00:19.000 How weird.
02:00:20.000 Still funny, though, and people laughing at home.
02:00:22.000 Some of my favorite shows.
02:00:24.000 You ever watch Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?
02:00:27.000 I haven't really watched it.
02:00:28.000 It's a fucking hilarious show.
02:00:30.000 No audience.
02:00:31.000 The thing is that I think the thoughts stand alone.
02:00:35.000 They speak for itself.
02:00:37.000 Why not?
02:00:38.000 It's really exciting to put that into some living rooms and see what people think.
02:00:45.000 Beautiful.
02:00:46.000 Well, gentlemen, Jamar, good to see you, as always, my brother.
02:00:49.000 Yes, sir.
02:00:50.000 Thanks for taking me on.
02:00:51.000 Good to see both of you.
02:00:51.000 Thanks for doing this.
02:00:52.000 Let's do it again, man.
02:00:53.000 Let's do it again.
02:00:53.000 It's great.
02:00:54.000 We're in the neighborhood.
02:00:55.000 Take care.
02:00:57.000 It was fun, man.
02:00:59.000 Oh, I forgot the sign.