On this episode of the podcast, the brother and sister duo of the sit down with their good friend Bill Burr. Bill is a flight instructor in Los Angeles, CA and has been in the business for over 20 years! We talk about what it's like to fly in a helicopter, what it s like to be in a crash landing, and some of the crazy things Bill has done in his career. We also talk about how to survive a helicopter crash landing and how to recover after a near-crash landing. If you're interested in learning more about flying, or if you've ever wanted to take a helicopter ride, this is the episode for you! Thanks to Bill for coming on the pod, and for taking the time to talk to us about his experiences in the helicopter industry. We hope you enjoy this episode, and we hope you have a great rest of your week! Cheers, EJ & Bill! -The Crew -Jon & Matt Check us out on Anchor.fm/TheCastleCastle and don't forget to SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Share, and Don't Tell a Friend about our new episode! Timestamps: 5:00 - 5:30 - What's your favorite thing you've done in the past week? 6:00 7:15 - What do you think of this episode? 8:30 9: What would you like to see me do in the future? 11:15 12:40 - What are you're looking forward to doing in the next episode of this podcast? 13:00 | What s your thoughts? 15:00 / 16:40 17:10 18:30 | 17:40 | What's a good day? 19:20 21:40 / 22:40 // 22:00 // 21:50 27:40 & 27:30 // 27: How do you feel about it? 26:00 + 27:00 & 29:30 & 30: Is it a good one? 32:00 ? 35:40 + 35:30 + 36:00? 36:30 / 35:00/35? 37:00?? 40 + 35 + 35? 35 + 36 + 36? 39 + 40? 41 & 45?
00:00:49.000So anyway, so we were flying back, and I trained down in Long Beach, so we were going along the 710, and I just see, like, all these lights.
00:03:09.000You're using gravity, bringing the helicopter down, using that air, almost like a fan, to keep it going.
00:03:17.000And there's a critical point where if you let the main rotor go too slow, that's why the low RPM horn comes on, which is just a nauseating sound.
00:03:25.000If you let it go too low, it gets to a point where if it's spinning too slowly, no matter how fast you drop, you can't get it going again.
00:03:35.000Fast enough to create, and you're basically at that point, you're in something that's no longer able to fly.
00:03:39.000Your instructor, Skyler, is that his name?
00:03:42.000Skyler pointed out something I didn't know, that they have to redo those things, like every X amount of miles.
00:04:57.000And what happens is guys get more and more confident.
00:04:59.000And their pre-flight is they kind of look, oh, it looks pretty clear.
00:05:03.000And then they go out there and, you know, there's people who go up knowing that they can die and then there's other people up there who just like Magnum P.I. and they want to fly by waterfalls and shit.
00:05:15.000I mean, those guys have more fun, but it's, you know, there's definitely...
00:05:22.000Those are the people that, you know, you're supposed to fly.
00:05:36.000Even if I could handle it, it's like I'm not going to have fun up there fucking, you know, riding it out and just, you know, let the wind do what it wants to do and don't fight it and, you know, make sure, you know, you're not flying too fast.
00:05:49.000But, you know, there are elements of that.
00:05:52.000But, like, if you look up there versus what's going on down below, when you fly, I always say this, when you drive on the highway, it's like you're flying in formation.
00:06:00.000You're in the Blue Angels with nobody talking to anybody.
00:06:03.000You have no idea what anybody's going to do.
00:06:20.000And when I fly the Robinsons, they get a bad rap saying they're not safe because they look at the amount of crashes that they've had, but it's because it's a helicopter you can afford, so it's inherently a low-hour pilot.
00:06:33.000And if you look at it, most of the time, it's not...
00:06:57.000If you're the person flying the whole time, you have your life and other people's lives at hand so that you're not really like, oh, look at that!
00:07:03.000I'm also like, you know, thinking things of like, you know, when we were flying through that canyon, thinking that shit, I'm looking, you know, knowing where the wires are and where the road is because that's all fucking trees, so it's going to be the road.
00:07:18.000So there's those, you know, when you're kind of going around a bend, you know, there's certain, like, altitudes and stuff.
00:09:10.000And at this point, I've flown enough where I kind of know where I'm in trim, which basically means you're not like crabbing and you're kind of going straight.
00:09:15.000And then you can kind of like pick out your spot.
00:09:56.000Now there's probably a bunch of people saying, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, which admittedly, you know, I still think there's a lot of shit I need to learn about stand-up.
00:10:01.000So as long as you go into things like that, you know...
00:10:06.000Well, the fact that you're doing it and the fact that you're learning a new thing that's really difficult to learn, don't you think that that's good for your brain?
00:10:14.000No, I am a big believer in constantly learning.
00:10:18.000It's why I like you as a person, because you're constantly...
00:10:22.000Like, you're not the Joe I knew three years ago in a good way.
00:10:32.000You were two-dimensional, which was amazing because everyone was just a comedian.
00:10:36.000You were this Taekwondo champion stand-up guy.
00:10:40.000And then since then, you've added all...
00:10:43.000Like, the guests that you have on and the fact that you're able to, like, talk to them and stuff is because you've continued to, you know...
00:10:50.000You know, it's the same thing with like a comic who writes his first hour and then just sits on it for like eight years.
00:11:45.000And I was just like, I am nowhere in my career right now.
00:11:49.000And this is just, dude, I was walking around, I was living in New York at the time, and I would stop playing the game.
00:11:54.000And I would be walking down the street thinking about it.
00:11:57.000Like what I could walk into the subway, you know, like not thinking about jokes, thinking how I could beat this next level.
00:12:03.000And I remember I played this Medal of Honor game.
00:12:07.000And they had this thing when you hit the sniper button, like the scope would go like that and X would go like that.
00:12:12.000And I played it one day, one week, so much that when I walked out on the street, I was looking at people across the street doing like that, that X that was going on in my face.
00:12:20.000I was just like, there's something about like, I already, I'm not the brightest guy, you know, when it comes to like school and shit.
00:12:27.000So it's just like, I was like, this is doing something to my brain.
00:12:30.000So I kind of, I remember when I came home and I just unplugged everything.
00:12:34.000Really quickly took everything off because I knew I was never going to figure it out and I didn't have the instructions anymore.
00:12:38.000I just stuck it in the back of the closet.
00:13:27.000We'd have teams of guys, like me and three of my friends, would play against four other guys, and we'd meet at a certain server, and you could chat and talk to each other.
00:15:53.000I gotta learn all about, like, everything.
00:15:55.000I came out here, I got into old cars, and then all of a sudden I was watching this guy, Eric the Car Guy.
00:15:59.000I found him most fascinating because he would work on, like, cars of today, where you just open the hood, it's like, what is everything, and where the fuck, how do you get it?
00:16:08.000And he's just taking off all this plastic shit, and just digging all the way down, and he's just like, you know, if you can't remember, just videotape it, just remember how it all goes together.
00:16:17.000Dude, one time, I forget what the hell he was changing, but he had to take the whole fucking front end of this car off, To change something that I used to be able to change on my fucking 83 Ford Ranger.
00:18:23.000Chris Titus was the one who helped me with that.
00:18:28.000I did one side, he did the other, but he showed me.
00:18:31.000I was just doing what he told me to do.
00:18:33.000So I had all drum brakes and I wanted to keep it all original.
00:18:37.000But, you know, people were pulling out in front of me like I had disc brakes.
00:18:41.000And I'll tell you what's fucking hilarious.
00:18:44.000When I only had drum brakes, I locked them up one time in front of a bunch of millennials and they've never heard that sound.
00:18:51.000Like, fucking, and they all went like that, and all I was doing, I just, you know, the light turned.
00:18:56.000You know how fast the yellow lights are out here?
00:18:58.000I was kind of an East Coast mindset, like, I can make this.
00:19:00.000No, I can't, and I just fucking, I didn't even think I hit them that hard.
00:19:03.000I kind of went a little sideways, and then it was fucking hilarious.
00:19:06.000It was like this outdoor cafe, and they all looked over, and then I just had to fucking sit there, like, It was almost like that Artie Lang movie when he fucking mooned.
00:19:14.000He moons the crowd and the guy gets out and just leaves him there.
00:19:17.000He's like, oh, he was supposed to keep going.
00:20:11.000And I was coming from Santa Monica, driving over to the fucking Laugh Factory.
00:20:15.000And I literally, by the time I got to the Laugh Factory, I was like tired.
00:20:19.000Man, I know I'm an older guy, but just like, When you're at a dead stop, and you're just turning the fucking weight of that, and it's this giant steering wheel to give you leverage.
00:20:29.000That's why the fucking thing is so big.
00:20:50.000Like, when I have to pull into the parking lot of the comedy store and I have to back it up so that I can get out of there quick, it's a pain in the dick.
00:21:11.000Well, you know, my Corvette has that modern suspension on it, that 65 Corvette, and it has really wide tires, like the big old steamrollers.
00:21:18.000Just for a goof, I had the power steering taken off.
00:21:21.000I'm like, let's see what it's like to have the power steering.
00:22:51.000Puts together this car, and then starts working on it, and then takes his fucking garage and turns his garage into a professional workspace, digs a hole in the ground, puts a lift in, in the floor of his garage, lays cement,
00:24:17.000Yeah, well, they had to have fat rear fenders and fat rear tires because the engine's in the back and those things snap around when you're taking turns because the balance is way off.
00:24:28.000Like, the engine is hanging out behind the rear wheels.
00:24:31.000It's not a mid-engine car, it's a rear-engine car, which is extremely rare.
00:24:52.000So they used to call the turbos widow makers because the way they used to have those old cars, they used to have those really shitty tires.
00:25:01.000He's got new modern compound tires on that thing, so it probably sticks like glue.
00:26:01.000And every guy I know that has Tesla, a handful, I should say, they all got invited to the factory when they got the motor on the front wheel and the back wheel.
00:26:10.000And all of them said no to that car, going, dude, I would fucking die if I got that.
00:29:02.000You know, I always think that when anytime somebody says, oh, you're one of the top blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and I always think, well, you know, Patrice and Hedberg and all of these fucking guys.
00:29:11.000Dude, Freddie Soto, what he would have done.
00:29:13.000Yeah, I was just thinking about Freddie.
00:29:15.000I was just thinking about that when you said that, that maybe we should do one of those for Freddie's family.
00:29:46.000And I didn't see him the last couple years.
00:29:47.000Maybe I saw him out in L.A., but that was the time that I remembered because we were kind of in the same group, you know, Group B, Group A, or whatever.
00:33:24.000Dude, my buddy, his son, the number one thing that he watches is on his phone, he's watching one of these guys that gets paid to play video games.
00:33:34.000He watches this guy on his phone play video games.
00:33:51.000Find where you can drop the pamphlets of your career, basically, to be like, hey man, I'm still around.
00:33:59.000I think there's definitely more content now than ever before, but in terms of the amount of stand-up that's available, there's never been more great stand-up available to watch.
00:35:03.000So like, I remember when it was changing, I was doing a club, and And the feature act was complaining that he didn't get a half-hour special on one of these networks.
00:35:13.000And I'm thinking, like, you're a feature act.
00:35:23.000They used to give out half-hour specials when I started out, and it was to guys who had been on the road for 15 years, and they were picking from their headlining hour.
00:35:34.000They were taking half of that, like the best bits from an hour, and that somehow, through time...
00:35:40.000Just became a feature going up and doing his whole act.
00:36:07.000Because everything's just fucking changing so fast, you're just trying to navigate, like, where can I put this in all of this that it's going to blink enough that someone's going to stare at it and maybe, like, watch the thing.
00:36:18.000I just noticed your fucking lights with the sky.
00:38:23.000Which is now, if you watch NFL games, they have this thing now where the game's going on and all of a sudden the game slides to the left and then there's two boxes and the advertising box is bigger because they know that everybody's taping games and they're blowing through it And advertisers somehow can tell if someone fast-forwarded through and then the NFL doesn't make as much money,
00:38:58.000I mean, that's how, you know, I make money off advertising.
00:39:00.000It's like, my thing, what's gross is how you're, you know, if you're dumping shit in the water supply, if you got, like, all kinds of, like, you know, I mean, I think they all have some sort of labor fucking issues.
00:39:24.000Yeah, but they'll give you five bucks.
00:39:26.000But what the advertisers will do is their pockets are deeper and they're going to go big.
00:39:32.000What's funny is when the internet started out, all of a sudden you went from seeing all these commercials to nothing to now seeing way more than you ever saw.
00:39:58.000You know when you look at the line, and you see those little yellow lines on the YouTube video where you know that's where the fucking ads are going to pop up?
00:40:22.000There's a million ways to do it, but I don't get mad at advertising because, like I said, a stand-up special is me advertising that I'm going to be out on the road.
00:50:31.000I want to be like, look, if you could have married the me that worked in a fucking warehouse, then I would have been the same thing, you know?
00:50:37.000And we would be in a fucking studio apartment.
00:53:35.000This kid's hand-eye coordination was great for his age.
00:53:38.000So over in the corner where I was sitting with my daughter was these, like, little, like, sort of, like, cushions that someone had put together.
00:53:52.000So he went over and grabbed the ball at one point and just seeing the chair there, you know, all built like that, he just saw it and just kicked it and just destroyed it and then continued on.
00:54:01.000I was thinking like, why did he do that?
00:55:43.000It's women that think that there's something wrong with the way men are raising their sons.
00:55:48.000They think there's something like this idea of these men...
00:55:53.000Raising these kids these kids being aggressive is because the way they've been coached.
00:55:56.000That's not true It's just that's just a part of being a boy There's a shit ton of studies if people wanted to actually look at the science If you leave boys alone with toys and girls alone with toys boys will gravitate towards trucks and fucking You know things that they can hit and smash and girls sit down there with little teacups and they play with dolls It's natural.
00:56:15.000It's just a hundred percent natural There was a documentary on theybes.
00:56:20.000Theybes are gender neutral, raising their kids gender neutral so they don't call them a boy or a girl.
00:56:26.000And my thing with that is there's no way you're not saying to your son, you're sure you don't want to wear the dress?
00:56:32.000And then the kid wants the parents' approval.
00:59:19.000You understand that, but they're both right, but then, like, the fact that she then takes it to the point that because he had the audacity to have a difference of an opinion, that that's the thing now, that now we're going to destroy you and you can't be on this thing.
00:59:33.000And then the other level of that is how the corporate entities...
00:59:37.000Are so afraid that one fucking nickel is going to roll out the...
00:59:42.000Because all of this shit is you're just a paper tiger until you get the big behemoth to listen to you.
00:59:47.000And there's all of these fucking things from award shows to this bullshit...
00:59:53.000That someone just needs to be like, listen, this guy already apologized.
01:00:19.000It's like there's so many fucked up elements to that, but for some reason you can't, like, if you address that on any level, then you're part of the problem.
01:00:28.000Well, it's not just part of the problem.
01:01:02.000It's gotten to the point, like, I've seen, I'm not going to name names, but I've seen, like, you know, a tweet from a fellow comic telling comics what jokes, you shouldn't talk about this topic.
01:01:51.000She's trying to get him fired for having an opinion on something that she publicly stated.
01:01:56.000Somebody running one of these things has to be like, you know, and it can't just be private.
01:02:02.000It has to be a public tweet to say that it's just going too far.
01:02:06.000And this fucking thing where you have a difference of an opinion now, and they're just gonna, you know, take your fucking job away.
01:02:16.000You know, I ran into this shit, you know, when the Me Too stuff first started coming out, people would try to like, you know, you had to tweet the right fucking thing, and if...
01:02:27.000And if you said anything sort of, oh, let's look at the evidence.
01:03:17.000But no one wants to say it because they're going to get steamrolled.
01:03:21.000Well, you saw what happened to Matt Damon, right?
01:03:23.000Matt Damon said, we have to make a differentiation between the Harvey Weinsteins in the world and then someone who, you know, like Aziz Ansari, goes on a bad date.
01:03:32.000There's a big difference between those two.
01:03:34.000And they attacked him and they tried to get him pulled off of that movie, Ocean's 8. Yeah, and they were acting like killing somebody versus stealing a car.
01:05:37.000Some of the biggest bullies right now, I can't believe it because I'm a lefty, are on my side of the fucking fence.
01:05:44.000And, you know, when someone's on your side of the fence and you're looking at them like, you sound like a fucking crazy person, that's when you've entered, like, you know, what was your special?
01:05:59.000They feel like they're justified because they feel like with a maniac like Trump in the office that they have to do what they have to do to change the world.
01:06:07.000But you don't change the world by yelling at people.
01:07:14.000Like, a lot of the arguments, I'm not like, that doesn't make sense.
01:07:18.000What doesn't make sense to me is the children of the corn fucking torches burning and just, like, the way that just, I mean, a lot of people, they do that with, like, our foreign policy.
01:07:35.000Like, this whole fucking thing has bankrupted this country.
01:07:39.000Every August now, they just shut down the government, which has just become normal.
01:07:42.000And all they do to make it, like, okay is they just raise the level of debt that we legally can take on or whatever.
01:07:50.000And it's like, alright, let's do this for another year.
01:07:53.000And if you question any of that, that means you don't support the troops.
01:07:58.000And you're a fucking piece of shit and you need to get the fuck out of here.
01:08:01.000And it's like, so much stuff doesn't make sense to me.
01:08:04.000Like, I just saw Michelle Obama, they had this fucking tweet of her wearing these glitter thigh-high boots and said, sets Twitter on fire with her $4,000 fucking boots.
01:08:15.000And it's just like, you know, do you know the question where she got that money?
01:08:40.000And all these fellow Americans are upside down in the house from all those fucking banker cunts who did not get punished in 2008. We want to talk about people who should have had their fucking lives burned down.
01:09:30.000Well, I mean, I'm not saying the air would be cleaner because I don't know what, like, when you throw a Tesla battery into the fucking ocean, what that does to it.
01:10:03.000So if we stop buying muffins, we've got enough oil here.
01:10:07.000If we switch to solar power and all that shit, I know the windmills are ugly, and I know it's probably just as much fucking bad on the environment.
01:10:13.000But what it does is it gets you out of there.
01:10:15.000And it bankrupts them, and then they don't have the money to funnel through the moss to fund the terrorists.
01:10:21.000Well, the United States is exporting oil now, which is crazy.
01:10:30.000I'm just saying, but if you ever suggested that, which I think I just did, I think then for some reason I don't love my country and I'm trying to solve it.
01:12:23.000If he got a second term, shaves his head, starts doing intermittent fasting, lifting weights, gets on steroids, drops down to about a buck ninety.
01:12:56.000The future is feminine t-shirts and you see enough hypocrisy and you see enough people trying to take people out for Commenting on what's sexist and racist and trying to get people fired like it's a time of outrage across the board And you have to respond a little bit you have to let people know hey,
01:13:12.000this is fucking ridiculous like there's there's a certain obligation especially Comedians have as a social commentator you see some stupid shit if you're not commenting on it If you choose to go that route.
01:13:25.000Some people just like, I'm just going to let you forget your whole work week and I'm just going to talk about a bunch of shit.
01:15:31.000Everything I learned as a comedian, I had like open micro energy and the whole crowd reacted that way and I had to kind of slow down and get it going.
01:16:21.000I'm kind of just, I don't know, I drank too much, you know, I just drank too much and then I just take some time off, so I'm just taking time off from boozing right now.
01:16:28.000I know you got on a big diet kick for a while.
01:16:31.000You got down pretty light, didn't you?
01:16:33.000You got pretty heavy and then you lost a ton of weight and you developed abs again?
01:21:58.000Then those started to get to be 10 minutes, 15, and then half hours, to the point where I noticed I was talking on a cell phone, like my head felt like I was getting cooked.
01:23:48.000It's very a lot like stand-up where in the beginning you're doing these impossible gigs and you get like this, you know, It's like you against them.
01:23:58.000And even as you came up as an open-miker, the band was kind of the class of open-mikers.
01:24:03.000And you'd go up there, and if the crowd got the better of you, if your buddy told that person to shut the fuck up or whatever.
01:24:09.000I just like that whole thing, like when I read those Guns N' Roses books about how their first gig was in Seattle, and they had this van or something, and it broke down, and they just kept going.
01:24:21.000And they just were thumbing and they just somehow fucking got there at the last second.
01:24:29.000You know, I just would think it would be...
01:24:32.000It's a great feeling as a comedian to turn a room around, but to actually be in a band and fucking, you know, you did it with somebody else, you could actually share it with somebody, as opposed to, you know, fucking doing it by yourself and then going back to the Super 8, you know?
01:24:45.000I love that you do those gigs where you get together early with Dean Del Rey and you guys play music and he sings.
01:25:16.000A lot of times, like, when you go see a band, you don't really notice, but they tune down half a step or a full step, and sometimes, you know, people can get way the fuck down on certain songs, but he...
01:27:50.000Yeah, and it was like, you know, she had been through a bunch of relationships, so she knew how to put up, she knew how to post up in the thing, so I was just like, yeah.
01:33:06.000They read his, and it was like, you know, approximately four in the morning, we noticed a maroon VW Fox blowing its horn, trying to pass on the right.
01:33:17.000After repeatedly asking the defendant to stay in the car, he got out of the car, threw his keys at my feet, and repeatedly stated, lock me up, I'm fucked up.
01:34:59.000Because when you see Jason Momoa playing Aquaman, you don't hear men saying that's an impossible standard of beauty that we have to keep up with.
01:35:07.000No, I just make fun of that fucking stupid thing he has to hang on to.
01:35:14.000I don't care how much you can kick my ass.
01:36:57.000They don't want to go to the subway and see a body that they're never going to have.
01:37:00.000Yeah, I saw an actress complaining one time because the studio told them that she needed to lose 15 pounds I'm like, you can't drop 15 to star in a movie?
01:37:09.000I mean, what carrot can they, specifically carrots, some veggies in your diet?
01:37:15.000What do they have to dangle in front of you to go to the fucking gym like the rest of us?
01:37:19.000Like, I literally, like, because I always say, oh, guys don't have to deal with that.
01:37:37.000Hey, fat freckles, all of this shit that I get, they sit there and they're acting like fucking preteens, where everything is just, everything's about them, and the whole fucking world gives a shit.
01:37:52.000Celebrities, with their fucking political views, is the funniest thing ever.
01:37:55.000It's like, you're not making anybody change their mind politically.
01:38:00.000I feel like I need to fucking speak up.
01:38:02.000It's like, no, you can't have the spotlight on you enough.
01:38:06.000Because all you're doing with that bullshit is, first of all, you're alienating half the fucking people that are going to go see whatever the fuck you're in.
01:38:12.000And then secondly, you're just getting on the radar of lunatics in white vans with two seats that are looking up how to fucking build pipe bombs.
01:39:02.000I already knew I was unsightly, but I didn't realize how many things that people didn't enjoy about me.
01:39:07.000Until I got on the internet, I was like, wow, I never noticed that about myself.
01:39:11.000So, yeah, I don't have, look, if somebody really has like a fucking eating disorder, you know, if you're like fucking obese, I have sympathy for those people.
01:39:18.000But if you're 15 pounds, 20 pounds overweight, I mean, fucking, you know, drink some fucking smoothies.
01:39:25.000These women that are playing these roles have to understand, first of all, that part of the reason why you got that role is not just because of your acting ability, but also because you're pretty.
01:39:43.000There's millions of dollars at stake that could be lost.
01:39:46.000So I always feel like your job is, even if you look like me, is to show up on time knowing your lines in the best possible shape you could get yourself in.
01:40:00.000What if you're Artie Lang and you're supposed to play the guy that's smoking cigarettes and you're the brother-in-law that's drunk all the time?
01:42:05.000That's one of the funniest things ever.
01:42:06.000When you go over to like the, what do they call those?
01:42:10.000The Nordic, and then Scandinavia is within the Nordic countries.
01:42:13.000I always have to remind myself of that.
01:42:14.000Like you'd go over there, it was the funniest fucking shit because they're so goddamn tall.
01:42:17.000There would be kids almost my height whose voices hadn't changed yet, and they had the mentality of like an 11-year-old, and they'd be like, mother!
01:42:25.000Except they were speaking that, when they were talking, and their voice hadn't changed yet.
01:42:31.000And I was just sitting there laughing my ass off, going, these are like fucking...
01:44:30.000Sauna companies, contact both of us, okay?
01:44:32.000Because I was in contact with a guy to do something in my fucking house, and this asshole dropped the ball and is not returning emails anymore.
01:45:27.000I just, with my fucking fair skin, we were doing roofing in July, and it was just, I just remember...
01:45:33.000My job was I was putting in the scaffold and going around, you know, when you fucking drill the hole, then you put the triangle thing, and then you fucking put the bolt on.
01:45:41.000And this Irish guy kept going, Billy, you must work quicker.
01:45:43.000You must work quickly, is what he kept saying to me.
01:45:45.000And I finally stuck my head out the side of the house.
01:45:48.000I was like, dude, I've done this for three days.
01:45:49.000If you want me to fucking go quicker...
01:45:51.000You know, we were like literally three stories up and he finally shut the fuck up.
01:45:58.000Dude, I remember there was a fucking guy on the site.
01:46:00.000I swear to God, he wore the same fucking jeans every day with like no underwear, right?
01:46:05.000And it had a fucking giant fucking hole right here on his thigh.
01:46:11.000So I'm in fucking working in the house and I just remember he stepped over something with his left leg and the whole fucking hole moved, right?
01:47:48.000And that was one of the things, how I was able to figure out what I was good at was one of my best attributes was I knew when I sucked at something.
01:47:57.000Like, take playing drums and I wanted to be in a band or anything.
01:47:59.000I just went to too many music stores and I'd see some seven-year-old kid and just him starting to play or picking up a guitar.
01:52:50.000I went last year with my mother-in-law.
01:52:53.000Because she goes every week, and I went for Christmas Mass, and they had this New Orleans band, and I was like, dude, if they had this every fucking week, because the band sounded great, I would go.
01:53:02.000But it just sort of reminded me of I used to be a better person.
01:53:30.000You know, just certain things just kind of get out of whack, you know, almost like the mixer of your life, you know, something's up too high or too low.
01:53:38.000And I just felt like going there reminded me...
01:54:08.000Because one of the things that you get from whether it's God or any kind of spirituality is you get this idea that something's bigger than you.
01:56:21.000So to have a guy who's a pastor that's not a creep, and that really cares, and is really a good person, and really wants to care about the community, and really wants everybody to do better and get better with life, but isn't trying to buy a fucking Rolls Royce like Joel Osteen and live in a giant mansion.
01:59:40.000This girl that I was talking about, she was real lost, and I think she was Jewish, or maybe she converted to Judaism later, but anyway, for one point in time, she was going to this rock and roll church.
02:00:05.000It got started with one guy with a guitar, and he brought that message of Jesus, and he had some really profound things to say, and it really helped them feel better.
02:02:34.000Yeah, well, I see that if your parents didn't pay attention to you or overly coddled you, I think then you go out and you start looking for a mom and a dad, a mom and a dad, and a mom and a dad, and you just give away all this fucking power.
02:02:47.000You can never give power away to someone who shows dick root.
02:02:50.000When they pull their shorts down to the base of their cock like that, like as far as you can legally get your shorts down without showing your dick.
02:02:57.000As long as the pubes are trimmed, I don't think there's anything wrong.
02:04:27.000And my godfather took me to the game, and we were sitting there, and all he had was a bandana on, and he was streaking across the field, and we were fucking crying laughing, and security was chasing me really fast.
02:04:40.000He had a bandana and these fucking Adidas dragons.
02:05:42.000Well, the function is, I mean, it has to go in, you know, in case you didn't notice, in case you haven't been using your dick, you know what it's for.
02:05:49.000So something's got to be vulnerable, you know?
02:06:31.000The idea was that these guys could actually suck their testicles up into their body, like they would train to pull their testicles up into their body.
02:06:38.000And one day I talked to a doctor and he's like, that's not possible.
02:06:50.000There was one of those sports science shows where these guys, they measured the amount of force that a guy's throwing at this guy's dick when he punts him in the dick.
02:06:59.000And the guy's standing there like this.
02:07:02.000And he lets people just fucking straight up punt him right in the balls.
02:07:14.000The trick would be that even though you are definitely making contact with the balls, really most of the force is in the taint and the back of the ass.
02:07:21.000Because, you know, you're kicking somebody, right?
02:07:24.000Your foot extends past where your shin is, right?
02:07:52.000You probably just get used to the pain.
02:07:54.000I thought, before I had kids, I thought, my fucking balls are probably totally useless.
02:07:58.000I'm like, I'm shooting blanks, for sure.
02:07:59.000I just thought of all the times I've been slammed into the balls.
02:08:03.000I mean, I've worn every fucking cup there is, especially back when I was competing.
02:08:09.000Now they have some pretty sophisticated cups with Diamond MMA as this cup that's got a compression short and it sucks down into you and it's really hard rubber on the outside and you can actually take a good shot to the balls and it's not going to kill you.
02:08:22.000But back when I was doing it, you would get those jocks.
02:08:25.000It would just be a cup that fits in a jockstrap and you pull them up.
02:08:28.000And then eventually they made some for martial arts where it just curved under a little bit more and the cup went back to your taint.
02:08:35.000And the downside of that was there was a lot of abrasiveness when you were throwing kicks.
02:08:40.000It would rub against your inner thigh.
02:08:43.000And there was no compression shorts back then either.
02:11:47.000Which I honestly think, like, there's so many people that had tendencies that never, when you're just living in log cabins and shit, like, you just never were able to explore.
02:11:57.000And I feel like the same way, you know, I can watch all these people building cars and stuff, or you can tap into some dark shit about yourself and And, you know, that thing opens the coffin lid and sits up, and then that's in your fucking personality now.
02:12:14.000It's a very, I don't know, I try to stay away from shit like that.
02:12:19.000Well, especially if you're a kid that's been abused.