The Joe Rogan Experience - March 26, 2019


Joe Rogan Experience #1272 - Lindsey Fitzharris


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 48 minutes

Words per Minute

186.3851

Word Count

20,229

Sentence Count

1,864

Misogynist Sentences

54

Hate Speech Sentences

33


Summary

In this episode, Lindsay and Lindsay talk about the horrors of Victorian operating theaters and the people who worked in them. Lindsay is a PhD and a medical historian, and her work focuses on the history of the operating room and the horrors that went on in them, including the gruesome amputation of a leg and the removal of an entire leg in a single operation. She's also a writer and the author of The Butchering Art, which is a book about the horror of operating rooms and the fear factor of being strapped to a table in one. And Lindsay's favorite surgeon is a guy named Robert Liston, who was 6'2" tall and could hold you down with his left arm for a good portion of the 19th century. Lindsay's book is out now, and it's out in paperback! If you haven't read it yet, you should do so before you listen to this episode of Not Much, because it's a good one! It's a must-listen episode. And if you do, make sure to give it a listen, because you'll be sure to be grossed out of your mind by Lindsay's disgusting medical history photos! And don't forget to subscribe to Not Much on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Share, and tell a friend about Not Much! so they can be apart of the Not Much family! Thank you, Not Much Crew! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. We're working on a new podcast called "Not Much" and we'll be giving you our best shot at getting your own ad-free version of the show next week. Please rate, review, review and subscribe so you can be featured in Not Much's next episode! in the next episode, too! Thanks, Lindsay, not much! :) Lindsay, thank you, Lindsay and we're listening to you, too, Lindsay. <3 - Lindsay, Thank you so much, Lindsay & Jamie, Sarah, Sarah, too much . Love you, Kristy, too bad? - Sarah, not too much? - Thank you for listening to this, not enough? . . . , not much, but not enough, but enough, enough, so much love you're enough, bye, bye. - thank you? ? xo, Lindsay?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Five, four, three...
00:00:02.000 Whoops, we got an issue?
00:00:14.000 Okay, here we go.
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00:00:22.000 Yes, and we're live.
00:00:23.000 Hello, Lindsay.
00:00:24.000 What's happening?
00:00:25.000 Not much.
00:00:26.000 Thanks for having me.
00:00:26.000 Pleasure to meet you.
00:00:27.000 Yeah, yeah, good to meet you.
00:00:28.000 I'm the girl who tags you in all the disgusting medical history photos, and I'm really looking forward to grossing out your audience today.
00:00:35.000 I'm looking forward to you doing that as well.
00:00:37.000 You have fascinated me with your Twitter page.
00:00:42.000 First of all, you are a doctor, right?
00:00:46.000 Well, I'm a PhD.
00:00:47.000 I can't save anybody's life.
00:00:48.000 I could perform, you know, Victorian surgery amputation or something.
00:00:52.000 I think anybody can, right?
00:00:53.000 Is that a real one?
00:00:55.000 No, this is a prop.
00:00:57.000 This was a real fun thing to get through customs when I was coming in from Britain.
00:01:04.000 It's a Victorian amputation saw.
00:01:06.000 It's called the Clockwork Saw.
00:01:08.000 And for people who are just listening, it's a circular saw, and there would have been a crank that you wound it with, and then you'd release it, and it would spin sort of automatically.
00:01:17.000 Oh, God!
00:01:18.000 Yeah, and the idea was that it would make it faster, but the reason why I love this saw so much is that it was a massive failure.
00:01:35.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:01:46.000 Now, in those old days when they didn't have antibiotics and antiseptic, when they saw someone's leg off or something like that, how many times do those people live?
00:02:00.000 Well, you could pull through the operation.
00:02:02.000 That was one part of it.
00:02:03.000 But then, of course, you could die of post-operative infection.
00:02:06.000 So my book, The Butchering Art, really focuses on this one guy named Joseph Lister, who applies germ theory and develops antisepsis, so germ-fighting techniques.
00:02:15.000 And most people don't know who he is, but they know the product Listerine.
00:02:19.000 So Listerine was named after him.
00:02:22.000 But I always tell people that.
00:02:25.000 So basically, Lister was a British surgeon and he came to America in 1876 to convince the medical community of germs.
00:02:32.000 And there was a guy in the audience and he decided to create this product Listerine.
00:02:36.000 But it wasn't even a mouthwash in the 19th century.
00:02:39.000 It was used to treat gonorrhea.
00:02:40.000 Whoa!
00:02:42.000 But also, I don't endorse that.
00:02:43.000 Don't throw a little Listerine on it.
00:02:46.000 Yeah, go to a doctor, man.
00:02:47.000 Yeah, I can just see all the comments already on the YouTube.
00:02:49.000 She told me to throw a Listerine on it.
00:02:51.000 No, I don't endorse that, and I'm sure the Listerine company is not too pleased I'm talking about that either.
00:02:56.000 So Listerine now just is for breath, right?
00:03:00.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:01.000 That's all it does.
00:03:02.000 Yeah, it's an antiseptic mouthwash.
00:03:05.000 Is it even any good for you?
00:03:06.000 Is it good to kill all that stuff inside your mouth?
00:03:11.000 Right, but you're a medical historian.
00:03:13.000 I'm a medical historian.
00:03:14.000 I would say that Dennis would say that Listerine is still a good product.
00:03:17.000 Do you use it, Jamie?
00:03:18.000 It kills a lot of bacteria.
00:03:20.000 Some form of it, something like that.
00:03:21.000 I just use some, I don't know if it's Crest or Listerine.
00:03:22.000 Some mouthwash?
00:03:23.000 You've got to switch to Listerine now in honor of Joseph Lister.
00:03:27.000 So how did he know?
00:03:28.000 How did he know that there was germs, that they were real?
00:03:30.000 Well, so let me take you back to sort of before he walks on the scene.
00:03:34.000 So these operating theaters, they were filled to the rafters with ticketed spectators.
00:03:37.000 People actually bought tickets to see someone get their leg hacked off.
00:03:41.000 Oh, God.
00:03:42.000 How much did it cost?
00:03:44.000 You know what?
00:03:45.000 No one's asked me that.
00:03:46.000 I don't know how much a ticket would cost for that spectacle.
00:03:49.000 Now I really need to look into that.
00:03:51.000 Oh, God.
00:03:52.000 People would pay to watch that?
00:03:54.000 But look what they pay to watch now, right?
00:03:56.000 Yeah, I guess.
00:03:57.000 And when I sent you my book, I signed it and I said I thought that being strapped to the Victorian Operating Theater was the original fear factor because I can't imagine anything worse than being strapped to this table.
00:04:09.000 Yeah.
00:04:10.000 And so we're talking about before anesthesia.
00:04:12.000 So you're fully awake.
00:04:14.000 And one of my favorite surgeons is this guy named Robert Liston.
00:04:18.000 He's 6'2".
00:04:19.000 He's really tall for the 19th century.
00:04:21.000 And he could hold you down with his left arm and he could take your leg off in about 30 seconds.
00:04:25.000 Oh, Jesus!
00:04:26.000 Which is what you'd want.
00:04:28.000 That's what you'd want.
00:04:29.000 You would, but that's still a long time.
00:04:31.000 It is, yeah.
00:04:32.000 I mean, if we just sat here for 30 seconds with dead airtime and you could think about hacking through that leg.
00:04:38.000 Or just scream for 30 seconds.
00:04:41.000 I wonder how many people would be at the end of this podcast, like five people would be still out there listening.
00:04:48.000 So he was incredibly fast.
00:04:49.000 He was known as the fastest knife in the West End.
00:04:51.000 He would walk in.
00:04:53.000 He was a showman.
00:04:53.000 So he'd walk in and he'd say, time me, gentlemen.
00:04:56.000 And you could just hear the ripple of pocket watches as they came out.
00:04:59.000 There he is.
00:04:59.000 There he is.
00:05:00.000 Yep.
00:05:01.000 There he is.
00:05:02.000 And he's using a knife in that photo.
00:05:04.000 Yeah.
00:05:04.000 So actually, the Liston knife that he invented was this long-glaided knife, which they think Jack the Ripper may have also used, which is why those rumors are that Jack the Ripper may have been a medical practitioner.
00:05:17.000 That was a really common thought, right?
00:05:20.000 Yeah, I mean, we're never going to know who he is.
00:05:22.000 It's unknowable.
00:05:24.000 We're still kind of obsessed with this.
00:05:26.000 I've heard so many different versions of that.
00:05:28.000 Yeah, and recently there was some kind of bogus DNA test of a shawl that they said belonged to one of the victims.
00:05:35.000 It's impossible to prove the provenance of the object.
00:05:38.000 But that was Liston, so he's 6'2", he's really tall.
00:05:41.000 One of my favorite stories is he would go so fast, as he was switching instruments, he'd hold these bloody instruments in his mouth, just to illustrate how different this was.
00:05:53.000 Jesus.
00:05:54.000 That's the face I wanted.
00:05:55.000 I wanted to be just totally disgusted through this whole segment.
00:05:58.000 And as he was switching instruments, he accidentally cut off his assistant's finger.
00:06:02.000 And then as he was switching instrument, he slashed the coat of a spectator.
00:06:06.000 And the assistant died of gangrene, the patient died of gangrene, and the spectator died of fright.
00:06:12.000 So it's jokingly...
00:06:13.000 Died of fright?
00:06:14.000 He died of fright.
00:06:14.000 Just a little bit of blood?
00:06:15.000 Well, he got slashed with the jacket, and I guess he had a heart attack from the stress.
00:06:21.000 And so it's jokingly referred to as the only operation with a 300% mortality rate.
00:06:25.000 He did a good job that day.
00:06:27.000 He killed three people in one.
00:06:28.000 When you say slashed, you mean he cut the spectator or just got blood on them?
00:06:33.000 No, he just cut their coat as he was kind of switching instruments.
00:06:36.000 That's all it took to kill someone?
00:06:38.000 I thought people were tougher back then.
00:06:39.000 Well, not that guy.
00:06:41.000 Now he lives forever in the butchering art is that guy.
00:06:44.000 He died of fright.
00:06:45.000 He had a heart attack?
00:06:46.000 He must have had a heart attack.
00:06:47.000 It said he died of fright.
00:06:48.000 Maybe that wasn't real.
00:06:50.000 Maybe it wasn't.
00:06:50.000 That seems like horseshit.
00:06:51.000 Doesn't it a little bit?
00:06:52.000 Are you calling me out?
00:06:54.000 No, not you.
00:06:54.000 I'm just kidding.
00:06:55.000 No, no, no, no.
00:06:55.000 The historical record.
00:06:56.000 No, of course.
00:06:56.000 These stories, you know, they get blown out in proportion.
00:06:59.000 It just seems like you cut someone's jacket, they're not going to die.
00:07:04.000 Well, you know, it's a stressful situation.
00:07:06.000 People are getting their limbs hacked off.
00:07:08.000 You know, your blood pressure would be really high.
00:07:11.000 I get it.
00:07:12.000 And these theaters were, I mean, the floor of the operating theater was crowded as well.
00:07:16.000 So they'd have to actually clear the floor sometimes.
00:07:18.000 So you can imagine, you know, you're strapped to this.
00:07:21.000 And the leg wasn't the worst thing.
00:07:23.000 So one of the tweets that you shared of mine, which your platform seemed to enjoy quite a lot and sold me a lot of books, by the way.
00:07:31.000 Thank you.
00:07:31.000 Yeah.
00:07:31.000 Was this story about this guy who was suffering from a bladder stone and it got stuck in his urethra.
00:07:38.000 And so out of desperation, he stuck a nail down his penis and he hammered it to break it up.
00:07:44.000 Yeah, I remember that one.
00:07:45.000 Yeah.
00:07:45.000 And yeah, people went nuts on your platform for that story.
00:07:48.000 So they obviously are ready for this interview.
00:07:51.000 How did that work again?
00:07:51.000 It didn't work, right?
00:07:52.000 It did not work.
00:07:53.000 No, he died.
00:07:54.000 That guy definitely died.
00:07:56.000 But it really illustrates how desperate people were back then and how few options they had.
00:08:03.000 There's the image of it.
00:08:04.000 I don't think you're allowed to show this on YouTube, Jamie.
00:08:08.000 Oh, that was the one I said.
00:08:10.000 This is definitely a medical image.
00:08:12.000 It is a medical image.
00:08:13.000 But I don't think you can show that on YouTube.
00:08:14.000 Really?
00:08:15.000 That's clearly a penis.
00:08:17.000 There's penises and breasts on YouTube.
00:08:19.000 I sent Jamie a lot of penis photos.
00:08:20.000 I think they look at us more carefully.
00:08:22.000 All right.
00:08:23.000 Well, it's not on there.
00:08:24.000 I'm just...
00:08:24.000 Okay, good.
00:08:27.000 I'll tweet it later for people to see that.
00:08:29.000 If people want to see it.
00:08:30.000 Well, Twitter is the most open of all platforms.
00:08:33.000 I'll let you get away with almost everything.
00:08:35.000 You can have porn on Twitter.
00:08:36.000 Yeah, well, I mean, I don't have any problems with Instagram.
00:08:38.000 I put that stuff up, but maybe again.
00:08:41.000 Some things get removed from Instagram.
00:08:43.000 It seems to be dependent upon how many people complain.
00:08:48.000 Yeah, probably.
00:08:49.000 There's always those people out there looking to be offended.
00:08:52.000 I just think they just want to do something.
00:08:54.000 They just want to press that button.
00:08:56.000 Oh, I'm mad.
00:08:57.000 There we go.
00:08:57.000 I know.
00:08:58.000 At this point, there's so many objects that can cause offense, of course, with medical history.
00:09:05.000 There's a lot of dark history, body snatchers and things like that.
00:09:09.000 And I'm a firm believer that we should tell these stories openly because they happened and medicine and science grew as a result of it.
00:09:15.000 But they're not easy subjects to discuss with an audience, especially when you have so many characters on Twitter and you're trying to get out a complex idea.
00:09:23.000 Right.
00:09:24.000 And also, there's a lot of Twitter pages that I follow where people are just trying to gross people out.
00:09:30.000 You're actually educating people about the history.
00:09:33.000 And we also should be really thankful that these people went through all this stuff so that we don't have to.
00:09:39.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:09:40.000 I always say to my audience, so I've been going around the world sort of demolishing romantic notions about people might think about what it's like to live in the past because it was pretty, pretty bad.
00:09:50.000 And I have visuals as well.
00:09:53.000 And I've had four men faint so far.
00:09:56.000 It's always been men.
00:09:57.000 It's just a commentary right now.
00:09:58.000 It's always been men.
00:09:59.000 Ancestors of that bitch that got his jacket cut and died.
00:10:03.000 It was that guy, yeah.
00:10:04.000 Those weaklings coming to my lecture.
00:10:06.000 I think what it is, though, is people think, I'm going to see something gross, so I'm not going to eat.
00:10:12.000 And then their blood sugar plummets.
00:10:13.000 So it's not really the grossness, but they're not really prepared.
00:10:17.000 That's interesting.
00:10:18.000 Yeah, and they're standing sometimes.
00:10:20.000 I give lectures at this incredible museum called the Old Operating Theater in London.
00:10:24.000 It's the second oldest in the world.
00:10:25.000 And so you have to stand because it's like a Victorian world.
00:10:28.000 Operating theater, and so people lock their knees or whatever.
00:10:31.000 Oh, wow.
00:10:32.000 So you give actual lectures in the real theaters where they used to cut people?
00:10:36.000 Yeah.
00:10:36.000 Yeah, I did my book launch there, and if people want to see it, I filmed sort of like a theatrical scene of a young lister attending an operation in that theater, and it's on my YouTube channel called Under the Knife.
00:10:50.000 And I really want to get this made into a movie.
00:10:54.000 I'm trying to come into Hollywood and convince Hollywood that this Quaker surgeon from the Victorian period deserves the cinema feature.
00:11:02.000 But it is an epic story.
00:11:03.000 He saved more lives than any other person to ever live.
00:11:07.000 Look, it is an epic story.
00:11:08.000 And for anybody who's ever gone through operations, and I've gone through several of them, we owe those people a massive debt.
00:11:14.000 Yeah, you don't have to be awake, strapped to the table.
00:11:18.000 Yeah, I mean, both my knees are reconstructed and wake up and they're fixed.
00:11:22.000 Yeah, it's amazing.
00:11:23.000 And in the past, before anesthesia, a lot of times patients were sat in chairs, so they weren't laid down.
00:11:29.000 And they were sat in these very high chairs so that their feet dangled, so they couldn't brace against the knife, if you think about pushing off with your feet.
00:11:37.000 There's a story about a guy named Robert Penman, and I know we have images, and I'm sure YouTube won't take those down.
00:11:44.000 He comes to Robert Liston, the fastest knife in the West End, in 1828, and he has this huge facial tumor growing.
00:11:52.000 I mean, it's been growing for about eight years.
00:11:55.000 It's taking up his whole face.
00:11:56.000 He can't breathe now.
00:11:58.000 And Liston looks at him and says, I can't do this operation, which is tantamount to a death sentence.
00:12:04.000 But he goes up to Scotland and he goes, there he is.
00:12:06.000 Wow.
00:12:08.000 Yeah, it's incredible when you see that painting.
00:12:11.000 So Penman goes up to Scotland and he sees a guy named James Syme.
00:12:15.000 And Syme agrees to do this operation.
00:12:17.000 And Penman is sat for 24 minutes in a chair, restrained, while this thing is cut out of his face and drops in a bucket.
00:12:26.000 Jesus Christ.
00:12:26.000 Did he survive?
00:12:27.000 Yeah, well, we have a picture of him later in life.
00:12:30.000 Oh, wow.
00:12:31.000 He looks like he's going, hmm.
00:12:33.000 Yeah, he looks kind of like an ugly Abraham Lincoln, and Lincoln wasn't really known for his looks.
00:12:38.000 I bet he's psyched that he doesn't have that thing on his face, though.
00:12:41.000 Yeah, I mean, you can see that the jaw is definitely slimmer, but he doesn't look too deformed considering what he went through.
00:12:49.000 So it is incredible.
00:12:51.000 You get such crazy stories.
00:12:53.000 There's a woman who has a mastectomy in 1840 without any anesthetic.
00:12:57.000 Now at this time, if you were wealthy or if you were middle class, you'd have this operation in your home.
00:13:02.000 You just have it on your kitchen table.
00:13:04.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:13:05.000 Which would have been safer than going into the hospitals.
00:13:08.000 Really?
00:13:08.000 Yeah, because the hospitals were crawling with all kinds of infection.
00:13:12.000 So hospitals were places for the poor.
00:13:15.000 And to give you an idea of how gross it was, the bug catcher who had rid the beds of lice, he was paid more than the doctors and surgeons in this time.
00:13:24.000 What?
00:13:24.000 Yeah.
00:13:24.000 Because, I mean, that's pretty important, right?
00:13:26.000 There's maggots, all kinds of things crawling around in these hospitals.
00:13:29.000 So if you were wealthy or middle class, you had your surgeon come to your home.
00:13:33.000 And so she has a surgeon come, and the surgeon determines that, yes, the breast has to come off, and says, I'm going to return, but I'm not going to tell you the day, which would make me more anxious.
00:13:44.000 He thought it was going to help her not focus on it, but all you would be thinking about, right, is when is this guy going to show up?
00:13:49.000 That's a person without breasts.
00:13:51.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:13:53.000 He was like, I'll just show up.
00:13:54.000 It'll be easy.
00:13:55.000 And so he shows up and he goes into her bedroom and he opens his hand and shows her the knife he's going to use.
00:14:01.000 And he says to prepare her soul for death.
00:14:04.000 This isn't very confidence-inspiring.
00:14:06.000 Any doctors listening, don't tell your patients to prepare their soul for death.
00:14:10.000 And she does survive.
00:14:12.000 And she talks about how it's so vascular that the blood blinds him at one point.
00:14:18.000 And so just when you think it can't get worse, you can't see.
00:14:21.000 And she is under his hand for an hour and a half when he cuts away.
00:14:26.000 And she survives.
00:14:27.000 She ends up living a long and somewhat happy life.
00:14:30.000 I'm sure she had a lot of nightmares.
00:14:32.000 So do they tie this woman down?
00:14:34.000 How do they handle this?
00:14:35.000 Oh, yeah.
00:14:35.000 They would have definitely had to restrain her.
00:14:37.000 I mean, people were probably a little bit stronger or more able to adapt to pain than we are.
00:14:43.000 But nonetheless, there would have been some pretty heavy restraining.
00:14:46.000 What year was this?
00:14:47.000 That was in the 1840s.
00:14:49.000 Do we know when cancer became common, or was it always common in humans?
00:14:54.000 That's a good question.
00:14:55.000 The oldest archaeological record, I believe, is 2,000 years old of metastatic cancer.
00:15:01.000 So it's older than you think.
00:15:03.000 They're diagnosing it for centuries and centuries.
00:15:07.000 I'm not really an expert in history of cancer, but it is around.
00:15:11.000 And so with breast cancer, You know, probably by the time it got to the stage of mastectomy, it probably would have spread, if you think about, like, you know, it being visible to the naked eye.
00:15:21.000 But yet she survived.
00:15:23.000 She did survive, and so then you have to question whether she had breast cancer or maybe it was some kind of...
00:15:27.000 Cyst?
00:15:28.000 Yeah, maybe a cyst, and she went through that for that.
00:15:31.000 And again, before antiseptics, before Lister comes on and comes up with germ-fighting techniques, this would have been so dangerous because you have this open cavity and wound.
00:15:41.000 And so Joseph Lister, when he comes up with his antiseptic techniques, he actually performs a mastectomy on his sister on his dining room table.
00:15:49.000 Oh, crazy.
00:15:49.000 Christ.
00:15:50.000 And she survives, and that's in the book.
00:15:52.000 See, this would be a great movie, don't you think?
00:15:54.000 I do think it would be a great movie.
00:15:56.000 It's like, it would be a great movie for the Coen brothers.
00:16:00.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:16:00.000 You know, because it's so chaos-filled.
00:16:03.000 I know, and all that kind of grittiness.
00:16:05.000 Yeah.
00:16:06.000 They do good period pieces, too.
00:16:08.000 Yeah.
00:16:08.000 Plus, they could make it more entertaining.
00:16:11.000 Let's make this happen, Joe.
00:16:12.000 I have no pull.
00:16:13.000 Yeah.
00:16:14.000 I'm not a part of that world.
00:16:15.000 But this guy with the face, where they cut that tumor out of his face, so for 24 minutes, that's all it took to cut that thing out of his face?
00:16:22.000 In that case, yeah.
00:16:24.000 And remember, of course, it depended on the skill of your surgeon.
00:16:26.000 So he goes to a very good surgeon named James Syme.
00:16:30.000 But there's a story, so going back to penises, lithotomy is the removal of the stone, which you saw kind of a demonstration there.
00:16:41.000 And it was incredibly painful.
00:16:42.000 So they stuck a rod down the penis and they cut through the scrotum.
00:16:45.000 They removed the stone and of course there was no pain medication and it was just awful.
00:16:49.000 Did they drink?
00:16:50.000 You know, it's kind of a myth because, of course, drinking within your blood.
00:16:54.000 But someone asked me, they said, I heard that surgeons would punch the patient out.
00:17:00.000 And I was like, wow, you'd have to be really good to knock someone out on a first punch.
00:17:05.000 And of course, you do more damage.
00:17:07.000 You could do a lot of damage to that.
00:17:08.000 That definitely didn't happen.
00:17:10.000 Unless someone can prove me wrong, maybe there's like a weird example.
00:17:13.000 But I've never come across that.
00:17:15.000 So it was kind of, it was you and the surgeon.
00:17:19.000 And with the lithotomy, a good surgeon took about five minutes.
00:17:24.000 Well, there's a guy named Steven Pollard in 1828 who goes in to have this done.
00:17:28.000 Now, it's incredibly embarrassing.
00:17:31.000 You're naked from the waist down.
00:17:32.000 It's an embarrassing operation.
00:17:33.000 It's painful.
00:17:34.000 He's brought into the theater, and the surgeon ends up taking over an hour.
00:17:40.000 Because he's so inapt.
00:17:42.000 And the patient is screaming, you know, please just stop, just stop.
00:17:45.000 And the surgeon yells back at him for having abnormal anatomy, which, how would you like that?
00:17:51.000 You're sitting there on the table and you're being blamed for this going wrong.
00:17:55.000 And he pulls through the operation, but he does die of post-operative infection.
00:17:59.000 Abnormal anatomy, how so?
00:18:00.000 He just said, you have abnormal anatomy.
00:18:02.000 And so on the autopsy report, it was revealed that there was nothing abnormal about his anatomy.
00:18:07.000 The surgeon just was really inept.
00:18:09.000 Oh, God.
00:18:10.000 Yeah, it wasn't good.
00:18:11.000 So he was blaming the guy.
00:18:12.000 Did you have lunch before this?
00:18:13.000 Yeah, I did, but I'm all right.
00:18:14.000 Good.
00:18:15.000 Well, that's good because then you won't faint.
00:18:17.000 Well, I hosted Fear Factor for six years.
00:18:20.000 That's true, yes.
00:18:20.000 I've seen everything.
00:18:21.000 Almost nothing makes me sick.
00:18:23.000 What's like the worst?
00:18:24.000 I mean, was there ever a segment on Fear Factor that you thought, ooh, I don't know if I can watch that?
00:18:28.000 We're good to go.
00:18:29.000 No.
00:18:30.000 No.
00:18:32.000 When they had a drink come, that was rough.
00:18:35.000 That was what got the show canceled.
00:18:37.000 That was the second version of Fear Factor when it came back for a brief period of time and they were going way too hard.
00:18:43.000 They were trying to outdo themselves.
00:18:46.000 They were like, Fear Factor's back and it's crazier than ever and they just went way over the top.
00:18:51.000 That's what they do with TV, right?
00:18:52.000 Always pushing the boundaries.
00:18:54.000 They didn't have to.
00:18:55.000 They could have just gone with regular Fear Factor and we would have all been fine.
00:18:59.000 We could do historical fear factor.
00:19:01.000 We could recreate these sort of horrible things.
00:19:03.000 It was a blessing in disguise.
00:19:05.000 But this surgery as we know it, when did it first start?
00:19:12.000 What is the first historical recounting of an actual doctor?
00:19:19.000 Oh, or you mean someone saying they're a licensed doctor?
00:19:23.000 When did it start?
00:19:25.000 Asking really hard questions.
00:19:26.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:27.000 No, no.
00:19:28.000 I know so little about history.
00:19:29.000 It's like 19th, 18th century.
00:19:32.000 We have evidence, again, in the archaeological records of surgical procedures going far back.
00:19:37.000 But who did them?
00:19:39.000 They would have been, you know, sometimes they call them wise women, cunning women, barber surgeons.
00:19:46.000 Barber?
00:19:47.000 Yeah, the barbers.
00:19:49.000 I guess they're good at razors, right?
00:19:51.000 Yes, yeah.
00:19:52.000 Actually, barber surgeons used to do things like pull your teeth.
00:19:54.000 They used to bloodlet.
00:19:56.000 And so the barber pole, which is red and white, is red and white because it was advertising their services as blood letters.
00:20:03.000 So what they would do is they would tie these bloody rags around the pole and it would whip around the pole.
00:20:09.000 I know, it's one of my favorite stories.
00:20:11.000 And the ball at the top represented the bowl that would catch the blood.
00:20:16.000 And the stick would have been the stick that you held to kind of get your veins to stick out.
00:20:20.000 And people were blood let for all kinds of reasons.
00:20:22.000 Like you would do it like a purge or a diet or you would do it because you were ill.
00:20:27.000 The idea being that you had produced too much blood and you needed the blood to be let to kind of restore balance in your body.
00:20:34.000 What do you think it would be like to go back in time and hear someone say something that stupid?
00:20:39.000 Like, you're sick.
00:20:40.000 We need to remove some of your blood.
00:20:42.000 You have too much blood in your system, Lindsay.
00:20:44.000 You're going to send all these crazy academic historians who are like, we can't.
00:20:49.000 Barber, surgeon, tonsorial services.
00:20:52.000 What does that mean?
00:20:54.000 And you know what else?
00:20:55.000 The barbershop quartet comes from the idea that the barber surgeons often had a musical lute in the office that you would play or the patient would play.
00:21:04.000 It was like a musical therapy.
00:21:05.000 So there's all kinds of hangovers from it.
00:21:08.000 And you know the demon barber, Sweeney Todd?
00:21:11.000 Yes.
00:21:11.000 So this is kind of one of these stories that pops up, and they think that it might be that medical practitioners were trying to undermine the legitimacy of the barbers.
00:21:21.000 Oh.
00:21:21.000 So you kind of either get this story that the barber is this sort of demon figure who's chopping you up and selling you and making you into pies, or...
00:21:30.000 Is that a legit one?
00:21:31.000 Because that seems like nonsense.
00:21:33.000 Well, it seems like it's a recreation of an older one.
00:21:36.000 Well, it seems like parody.
00:21:37.000 Like, look, it says, listen to my troubles, no charge.
00:21:39.000 Listen to your troubles, 50 cents.
00:21:41.000 They might have had that on their barber thing.
00:21:43.000 Yeah, when they're cutting bullets out of you, it says bullets removed, two bucks.
00:21:47.000 Maybe, I don't know.
00:21:48.000 They're all drunk.
00:21:48.000 Pomade, mustache, wax.
00:21:51.000 Yeah, people thought that bullets were, that gunpowder was poisonous.
00:21:55.000 So a surgeon would often amputate if you were shot.
00:21:58.000 Oh, God.
00:21:59.000 Until they kind of realized that sometimes it was okay to just keep the bullet in, depending on where it was.
00:22:06.000 It could just be like a recreation of something that someone found, maybe, and they're selling that as a piece.
00:22:12.000 Right, probably, yeah.
00:22:14.000 Yeah, and we get the red, blue, and white barber poles now.
00:22:19.000 So what happened was the barber surgeons and the surgeons split off professionally at some point in history.
00:22:25.000 And so the surgeons start to use blue and white poles, and the barbers use red and white poles.
00:22:30.000 And I think now the red, white, and blue is like the patriotic red, white, and blue.
00:22:35.000 But the traditional barber pole would have been red and white and it would have signified that you could come in and get your blood lighting because those bloody rags would have been out there on the pole.
00:22:45.000 Before they had the pole, they would advertise by putting just bowls of congealed blood in the window.
00:22:49.000 Oh, Christ!
00:22:51.000 And then in London, they decided, I think it was about the 14th century, they said, no more of that.
00:22:56.000 So the barbers started to throw the blood into the river, which was also equally gross.
00:23:01.000 So the barber surgeons would have definitely been doing minor surgical procedures, and they would have been more affordable than the surgeons and the physicians themselves.
00:23:09.000 But nobody could really do much for you in that period, according to our own sort of 21st century understanding.
00:23:18.000 But I always say, to go back to your question about, you know, how would it feel to hear something so dumb?
00:23:25.000 Well, what do you think today that, you know, in 100 years we're going to look back at?
00:23:29.000 And there's definitely going to be stuff, right, that we're going to look back and go, I can't believe that.
00:23:34.000 You know, we used to do that.
00:23:35.000 In fact, I think that this is probably going to get people to go, no, that totally works.
00:23:39.000 You know that trend of cupping?
00:23:43.000 Yes.
00:23:43.000 Now that you see?
00:23:44.000 So that was also 17th century.
00:23:46.000 So they would have these heated cups and they would create this blister and then they would cut it open with this really sharp instrument and that's how they would bleed you.
00:23:54.000 So it's kind of this weird thing that's coming back but for slightly different reasons.
00:23:58.000 I don't think there's any evidence that cupping is real.
00:24:01.000 No, I don't think so either.
00:24:02.000 And I like to point people to the past because if we're going to make fun of, you know, what they were doing in the past, it's kind of making a reappearance, so to speak.
00:24:10.000 But people do all kinds of weird things now, too.
00:24:13.000 Like they eat the placenta.
00:24:15.000 Yeah.
00:24:16.000 There's no medical evidence that that has any kind of health benefit.
00:24:19.000 Yeah, but it's edible.
00:24:21.000 I think that's why you can eat it.
00:24:23.000 Well, it's funny because that actually segues into this lovely object, this half skull here.
00:24:29.000 My friend Zane Wiley creates these.
00:24:31.000 These are actually cereal bowls.
00:24:32.000 Oh, great.
00:24:33.000 And the reason why I brought it was because it opens up a conversation about something that I like to talk about, which is corpse medicine.
00:24:40.000 So people used to actually eat dead bodies.
00:24:43.000 For medicinal purposes.
00:24:45.000 What parts?
00:24:47.000 So if you had epilepsy in the early modern period, so we're like talking like 16th, 17th, 18th centuries, people would drink the blood of an executed criminal.
00:24:56.000 Someone who lost their head.
00:24:57.000 Like the idea was that the life cut short.
00:25:01.000 That the blood was a very powerful force.
00:25:03.000 And so you get these sort of drawings of people gathered at the scaffold.
00:25:08.000 You know, this poor bastard is going to lose his head.
00:25:10.000 And these people are like holding cups up to catch the blood.
00:25:13.000 And it didn't work.
00:25:14.000 And epilepsy was so awful because it was so misunderstood.
00:25:17.000 And you can imagine, you know, when someone goes into a seizure, it's scary.
00:25:23.000 And if you don't understand what's happening, you could think that it's witchcraft or there's all kinds of things that People thought about that disease, so these people were quite desperate, so they were drinking the blood of executed criminals.
00:25:35.000 They ground up mummies, ancient mummies, and they would make it into pills and did all kinds of things, right?
00:25:42.000 So I always point this out, we eat the placenta today, it's kind of like a form of ingesting bodily...
00:25:50.000 So people were just super, super desperate back then.
00:25:57.000 Yeah.
00:25:57.000 I mean, of course, there was not much that could be done, right?
00:26:00.000 But we do some kind of form of corpse medicine and organ donation.
00:26:04.000 So we're taking dead body parts.
00:26:06.000 We're not eating them, but we're taking them into our body to cure ourselves.
00:26:10.000 Yeah, I have a cadaver graft on my right knee.
00:26:13.000 Oh, yeah.
00:26:14.000 I have one in my jaw.
00:26:15.000 Really?
00:26:15.000 Your jaw?
00:26:16.000 What happened?
00:26:16.000 Well, I got in a huge fist fight.
00:26:20.000 I had some gum disease up here, and then they had to graft a little piece of cadaver bone.
00:26:27.000 But they don't call it cadaver bone.
00:26:29.000 Did they call it cadaver bone to you?
00:26:30.000 Don't they call it freeze-dry bone or something?
00:26:33.000 No, it wasn't bone.
00:26:35.000 They call it an allograft, but it's a cadaver.
00:26:39.000 They use the Achilles tendon for the ACL because the Achilles tendon is much larger than an ACL, so it's stronger.
00:26:47.000 Are you familiar with the way it works?
00:26:49.000 It's really kind of interesting.
00:26:50.000 No, no.
00:26:51.000 The way it works, it's not like it takes over...
00:26:53.000 It's not like an organ transplant.
00:26:55.000 So you don't have to worry about your body rejecting it in the same way, although sometimes people's bodies don't accept it or it doesn't work.
00:27:02.000 But they take this graft...
00:27:15.000 We're good to go.
00:27:26.000 Yeah.
00:27:27.000 In particular, I know several fighters who have wound up re-injuring their knee because they thought it was okay.
00:27:33.000 Really, it was very gummy and very weak.
00:27:36.000 So how long does it take to heal?
00:27:38.000 Like six months.
00:27:39.000 Yeah.
00:27:40.000 Like six to nine months, they recommend.
00:27:42.000 But it's amazing what we can do now.
00:27:44.000 I mean, when you think about 150 years ago that I'm talking about, and today, it's just...
00:27:50.000 And I always, because I'm a big Joseph Lister fan, I always say that if we hadn't understood germs, there would be no way to go deep into the body, would there?
00:27:59.000 Sure, yeah.
00:28:00.000 And so he opens up this sort of huge field with medicine, and a lot of advancements are made off the back of it.
00:28:06.000 But it was a gritty time and you definitely could die very easily.
00:28:14.000 Life was very cheap back then.
00:28:16.000 Yeah, I mean, I can only imagine.
00:28:18.000 Just the idea of that woman getting her breasts removed on her kitchen table.
00:28:22.000 Yeah, there was another, there was a little boy, he was 12 years old, his name was Henry Pace, and he was told by the surgeon he had to have his leg removed.
00:28:30.000 And he said, as little kids do, would it hurt?
00:28:33.000 And the surgeon said, no more than having a tooth pulled.
00:28:36.000 So he was very unprepared.
00:28:38.000 So they brought him to the operating theater, and he was so awake and so aware, he remembers counting six strokes of the saw before his little leg fell off.
00:28:45.000 Why did they have to cut his leg off?
00:28:46.000 He broke it.
00:28:48.000 Jesus Christ!
00:28:50.000 It was just a sprain and they just decided to take it off.
00:28:53.000 No, I mean, if there was a compound fracture, the chances of it becoming infected was quite high.
00:28:59.000 So when Lister comes along and he's trying to figure out what's causing infection, he notices that if it's a clean break and there's no break in the skin, usually it heals okay.
00:29:08.000 But if there's a break in the skin, it gets infected and usually it leads to some kind of gangrene or septicemia.
00:29:13.000 And that's how he starts to wonder.
00:29:15.000 It must be something coming from outside and getting into this wound that is causing the infection.
00:29:21.000 But he reads Louis Pasteur's germ theory, and this is how he starts to put it together.
00:29:25.000 But when he first comes out with it, there's a lot of pushback.
00:29:29.000 Because medicine and science are essentially conservative in the sense that it's like puzzle solving.
00:29:36.000 You solve the puzzle within the rules that are already set out.
00:29:40.000 If someone comes from sort of the fringe and has this wild idea, usually there's a lot of pushback.
00:29:46.000 And so that's exactly what happens with Lister.
00:29:48.000 And it's hard for us to imagine because germs, we understand them today.
00:29:52.000 It seems obvious to us.
00:29:53.000 But back then, a surgeon didn't wash his hands or his instruments because Why would he wash his hands or his instruments if they were going to get dirty with the next patient?
00:30:01.000 So you have to get into the mind, the logical mind of a Victorian surgeon.
00:30:06.000 They wore aprons.
00:30:08.000 I think, Jamie, I'd also sent a picture of a surgeon with his apron on.
00:30:11.000 Actually, it's a picture of a butcher.
00:30:13.000 But it gives you that kind of idea of what your friendly Victorian surgeon would have been wearing.
00:30:19.000 And that apron, the more blood it had on it, it was like a sign of pride almost because that meant that your surgeon was very experienced and had a lot of blood on it.
00:30:29.000 That's a butcher though, not a surgeon.
00:30:31.000 That is a butcher, yeah.
00:30:31.000 But similar tools of the trade.
00:30:33.000 Yep, similar tools and certainly that apron would have been on your surgeon.
00:30:37.000 I don't know about the hat.
00:30:39.000 I know.
00:30:39.000 It's kind of like gangs of New York, you know, you kind of picture.
00:30:43.000 They would have worn those really tall top hats and those crazy plaid colors.
00:30:48.000 And it's a very colorful time before Victoria, of course, plunges the nation into mourning later.
00:30:53.000 So Lister's coming in along the 1840s.
00:30:56.000 It's very sort of colorful and filthy and dirty.
00:30:58.000 Victoria plunged the nation into mourning?
00:31:00.000 Well, when her husband died, she went into sort of lifetime mourning.
00:31:06.000 So she's always wearing black for the rest of her life.
00:31:08.000 And everybody follows her example.
00:31:11.000 So we think of the Victorians wearing sort of all that black.
00:31:14.000 But in Gangs of New York, a lot of people thought that that was sort of an imagined world.
00:31:17.000 But actually, that's what they would have looked like.
00:31:19.000 They would have been wearing those plaids and those bright colors and those top hats.
00:31:22.000 But Lister was a Quaker.
00:31:24.000 We think of like Quaker Oats, which is kind of accurate.
00:31:27.000 And he would have been wearing sort of black and white and very dull colors.
00:31:31.000 So when I think about this movie, because I think about it a lot, I think about sort of this world being very hedonistic and colorful.
00:31:38.000 And there's a lot of drugs going on.
00:31:40.000 They're discovering ether and all kinds of things that they're experimenting with.
00:31:43.000 And then you have this somber Quaker.
00:31:46.000 And as the movie sort of progresses, the world catches up and gets a bit cleaner with Lister.
00:31:51.000 Yeah.
00:31:51.000 So they were experimenting with all these drugs on themselves?
00:31:54.000 Oh yeah.
00:31:55.000 It was just a crazy time.
00:31:57.000 So my book begins with the first operation under anesthesia.
00:32:04.000 And I wanted to start there because I think if anybody has ever thought about the history of surgery, which they might not have until they turned into this podcast, they tend to think of that moment.
00:32:13.000 That's the big moment.
00:32:14.000 But actually, surgery becomes much more dangerous because the surgeon still doesn't understand germs, but he doesn't have the patient fighting him anymore.
00:32:23.000 So he's more willing to pick up the knife and go deeper in the body, and so postoperative infection rises.
00:32:28.000 And it opens with the great Robert Liston, and he performs the first operation under ether.
00:32:35.000 In 1846 in London.
00:32:37.000 And he doesn't think it's going to work.
00:32:39.000 It comes from America.
00:32:40.000 He calls it the Yankee Dodge.
00:32:42.000 And it's a miracle.
00:32:43.000 It works.
00:32:43.000 And the age of agony is over.
00:32:46.000 When ether was discovered, everybody wanted to try it.
00:32:49.000 This drug that made you insensible, what was that like?
00:32:51.000 And so you get these kinds of stories of medical students sniffing it and drinking it.
00:32:56.000 In fact, I believe there's still a place in London you can get an ether cocktail.
00:33:00.000 What?
00:33:00.000 Again, I don't endorse it.
00:33:02.000 It's highly flammable.
00:33:04.000 So people also smoked a lot in operating theaters, so you can imagine that there were a lot of accidents.
00:33:11.000 But you drop it on a, basically, because it evaporates really quickly, you drop it on a strawberry and then you dunk it into champagne.
00:33:17.000 And it's supposed to get you really high very quickly, and then it wears off equally quickly.
00:33:23.000 I tried to convince my publisher to have ether cocktails at the book launch, but they were like, hmm.
00:33:27.000 Just have a bunch of Ubers ready.
00:33:29.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:33:30.000 Or carriages, like in the Victorian.
00:33:34.000 So people were definitely trying.
00:33:36.000 Have you tried it?
00:33:37.000 I've not tried it.
00:33:38.000 I haven't found that bar yet.
00:33:39.000 But yet you were willing to experiment on the people that came to your book launch.
00:33:42.000 Hell yeah!
00:33:43.000 Why not?
00:33:43.000 That would be the best thing.
00:33:45.000 Great story, you know?
00:33:46.000 I would feel like you should probably dip your toe in first.
00:33:49.000 Yeah, maybe.
00:33:49.000 Maybe try it out.
00:33:51.000 Yeah.
00:33:51.000 Maybe for the next book.
00:33:53.000 Yeah.
00:33:53.000 But, yeah.
00:33:55.000 And so you have ether in sort of the mid-19th century.
00:33:58.000 And then, of course, later you have cocaine.
00:34:00.000 You have opium, which is – well, actually, cocaine comes along and is presented as sort of a cure to the opiate, the morphine addiction.
00:34:10.000 So, like, take cocaine instead.
00:34:12.000 Oh, wow.
00:34:12.000 And I had brought – it's in my Mary Poppins bag.
00:34:16.000 I'll show it to you later after the show.
00:34:17.000 I brought a postcard that shows a dentist and he's pulling a tooth and the person wrote underneath just had a tooth pulled with cocaine.
00:34:24.000 So they were using it for all kinds of things and doctors were becoming addicted themselves to these drugs.
00:34:31.000 Then heroin comes along.
00:34:33.000 Bayer invents heroin.
00:34:34.000 Heroin is given to your children.
00:34:36.000 It's put in all kinds of things.
00:34:38.000 Again, it's positioned as, you know, break your cocaine addiction now with heroin.
00:34:43.000 So it was just a crazy period.
00:34:45.000 And it was really sort of in the early 20th century when a lot of this stuff started to be regulated finally.
00:34:50.000 Wow.
00:34:52.000 I didn't bring any of that with me.
00:35:12.000 I don't know.
00:35:13.000 Yeah, Jamie will find it.
00:35:14.000 But it was some evidence.
00:35:17.000 I think what they were trying to connect this to, now I remember, they were trying to connect this to the idea that people from Egypt had the ability to travel to the Americas.
00:35:28.000 Oh, interesting.
00:35:29.000 Here it goes.
00:35:31.000 American drugs and ancient Egyptian mummies.
00:35:33.000 Can you make that a little larger, please?
00:35:35.000 It says, 1992,
00:36:04.000 performed by Svelta Balabanova.
00:36:10.000 Well done.
00:36:11.000 That's a serious woman.
00:36:12.000 And two of her colleagues at the Institute for Anthropology and, well, this is in Munich.
00:36:19.000 They're using German words for anthropology, probably in humanities, university in Munich.
00:36:25.000 The tests were carried out by nine mummies, on nine mummies, Munich Museum, dating from 1070 to 395 BC. The study focused on hair samples, which were often used to assess drug concentrations in the body.
00:36:42.000 The results, what does it say here?
00:36:44.000 Well, they discovered all the mummies tested positive for cocaine and hashish, which makes sense.
00:36:48.000 The results caused an immediate stir.
00:36:51.000 What the, come on, let's cut to the chase here, folks.
00:36:54.000 First thing to say, archaeologists are not just being stubborn about this.
00:36:56.000 There are many reasons not to think the traces of drugs and nine mummies means...
00:37:00.000 What is the conclusion?
00:37:02.000 Cut to the chase, you folks.
00:37:03.000 This is a real academic article here.
00:37:05.000 Yeah, nicotine, cocaine.
00:37:07.000 Okay, back up.
00:37:08.000 Back up.
00:37:08.000 Cocaine.
00:37:09.000 Stop.
00:37:10.000 Okay.
00:37:10.000 Cocaine, most of us think of today, was first discovered in early civilizations.
00:37:14.000 The Andean region of South America, the chew and the coca leaves.
00:37:19.000 Exactly.
00:37:20.000 Instead, the cocaine and possibly the nicotine, too, were actually being introduced to the mummies as part of an embalming process.
00:37:27.000 That's interesting.
00:37:28.000 Whoa.
00:37:29.000 More likely they obtained cocaine from America.
00:37:32.000 Okay.
00:37:33.000 I don't know.
00:37:34.000 I give up.
00:37:35.000 There's no way.
00:37:36.000 We'll have to read this.
00:37:37.000 You did a good, yeah.
00:37:38.000 I tried.
00:37:38.000 Yeah, you tried.
00:37:38.000 It just seems like it's going to take a long time.
00:37:40.000 Many resins and spices, hold on a second, were certainly used this day.
00:37:43.000 We aren't entirely sure what they all were.
00:37:46.000 Rare or exotic materials were almost certainly used, and it is far less of a stretch to suggest this included imports from the Middle East and potentially as far afield as India.
00:37:56.000 Hmm.
00:37:56.000 I don't know.
00:37:58.000 I think they're very skeptical about the idea that people from Egypt were able to travel all the way to the Americas where cocaine was.
00:38:07.000 I think part of the conclusion was that there were some other things that would make that you test positive for cocaine.
00:38:14.000 Oh, it's interesting.
00:38:15.000 It was sort of like poppy seeds make you test positive for heroin.
00:38:17.000 Right, right, yeah.
00:38:18.000 If you have to go for a drug test for work, they say don't eat poppy seed bagels.
00:38:21.000 Yeah, wasn't there like a Seinfeld episode?
00:38:23.000 I'm looking at the Wikipedia for it too.
00:38:24.000 It might have been part of a thriving tourist scam in Egypt in the Victorian era.
00:38:28.000 So they might have said it was there and some people would come look and then...
00:38:32.000 Wait a minute, said what was there?
00:38:34.000 The cocaine.
00:38:35.000 It says, since passing these corpses off, recently deceased as ancient mummies was a thriving tourist scam in Egypt in the Victorian era.
00:38:42.000 Like it could have...
00:38:44.000 That doesn't make sense because the tests were done in 1992. After the experiments, even assuming the cocaine was actually found on the mummies, it's possible this could have been a contamination that occurred after the discovery.
00:38:54.000 Oh, okay.
00:38:54.000 So a bunch of cokeheads were fondling mummies.
00:38:57.000 Well, they wanted those mummies because they wanted to eat them, as I said.
00:39:00.000 They ground them up and did all kinds of things.
00:39:02.000 Ancient Egyptian mummies, they used that too?
00:39:04.000 Yeah.
00:39:04.000 Think about how much was destroyed because people had to eat it.
00:39:07.000 Well, I think about it all the time.
00:39:08.000 There's a fantastic exhibit.
00:39:10.000 There you go.
00:39:11.000 Cure-all mummy.
00:39:11.000 Cure-all mummy powder.
00:39:13.000 Wow.
00:39:14.000 Look at that.
00:39:15.000 That is nuts.
00:39:16.000 Mummy extract.
00:39:17.000 It's cure-all.
00:39:17.000 Whatever you got.
00:39:18.000 Yeah.
00:39:19.000 Fix it.
00:39:19.000 You know it's a quack remedy when it's a cure-all.
00:39:22.000 We still have quack remedies.
00:39:23.000 You know, take a pill, lose a lot of weight.
00:39:25.000 It's like modern-day quack.
00:39:26.000 Well, those late-night things that are causing people to lose weight in those late-night infomercials.
00:39:30.000 Yep.
00:39:30.000 Take a bunch of pills.
00:39:31.000 Yep.
00:39:31.000 That's our modern-day quackery.
00:39:33.000 There's a fantastic exhibit that's right now.
00:39:36.000 There's an IMAX exhibit in Los Angeles at one of the museums.
00:39:40.000 I saw it about a year ago.
00:39:42.000 But they have a King Tut exhibit.
00:39:44.000 And then on top of that, they have this gigantic IMAX theater, which is fantastic.
00:39:50.000 And they show all these different tombs that they had discovered and how they discovered them.
00:39:57.000 But when they've discovered King Tut's tomb...
00:40:01.000 We have no idea how many similar tombs there were that were looted over the many, many hundreds and thousands of years.
00:40:08.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:40:09.000 I mean, what we have in the museums is just sort of a fraction of what we know, and still stuff is coming to light.
00:40:16.000 It's just incredible.
00:40:17.000 But yeah, the Victorians are responsible for destroying a lot, for taking those mummies and just grounding them up and all kinds of things.
00:40:27.000 What gets me is, where was the theory?
00:40:32.000 Where did the theory come from?
00:40:34.000 When you want to take a mummy and make it a powder?
00:40:36.000 Some of it would have been...
00:40:37.000 Yeah, I think.
00:40:56.000 It would heal you.
00:40:57.000 So it was sort of this healing by distance.
00:41:01.000 So all kinds of strange ideas existed.
00:41:04.000 And that's why it's important when you're studying the history of medicine to really get into the mindset because it's so wildly different to the way we think.
00:41:12.000 And actually, do you know what this is that I brought?
00:41:16.000 If people are just listening, it's a long-beaked mask.
00:41:20.000 Like a bird mask.
00:41:21.000 Yeah.
00:41:22.000 I do not know what that is.
00:41:24.000 Okay, so a lot of people think this is a Venetian mask.
00:41:27.000 This is actually a particular example from Venice.
00:41:30.000 It is what doctors would have worn during the bubonic plague.
00:41:35.000 So it's called the plague doctor mask.
00:41:37.000 And so it was invented in the 17th century by a French doctor.
00:41:43.000 And the idea behind it was, so people thought that disease was spread by this thing called miasma, which are like...
00:41:48.000 Little particles in the air.
00:41:49.000 They're sort of associated with bad smells.
00:41:51.000 So if something smells bad, it's probably not good for you, is what they thought.
00:41:55.000 And it kind of makes sense, because if you're in a slummy area of the Victorian period, it probably has a lot of disease.
00:42:02.000 It probably doesn't smell good.
00:42:04.000 So that was sort of the thinking behind it.
00:42:06.000 So what you would do is you would put sweet-smelling herbs into the beak.
00:42:11.000 And so you would be smelling this, and it would protect you from those evil miasma.
00:42:15.000 Whoa!
00:42:15.000 Yeah.
00:42:16.000 And, you know...
00:42:17.000 Is that a real one?
00:42:19.000 No, we don't actually have, I don't believe there's an example of a real one from the 17th century, but there's a lot of illustrations of the plague doctor, and he would have been wearing a hat, he would have been wearing a cape, leather gloves, like sort of just protecting himself.
00:42:34.000 Oh, there you go.
00:42:53.000 That's a real one?
00:42:54.000 Interesting.
00:42:54.000 But we don't know how much they were worn because they would have been expensive.
00:42:58.000 A lot of doctors weren't very noble, so if the plague broke out, they got the hell out of there.
00:43:02.000 There was sort of a phrase, go far and go long.
00:43:05.000 You know, get out and don't come back for a while.
00:43:08.000 There wasn't much they could do for you.
00:43:09.000 They had a stick as well that they...
00:43:12.000 We'd sort of poke the patient with, so they wouldn't have to touch the patient and kind of have them turn over and they can, you know, yes, you have the plague.
00:43:20.000 There wasn't much they could do for you.
00:43:22.000 We can cure the plague.
00:43:24.000 They did not know what germs were, so they really didn't understand what the plague was.
00:43:28.000 They had sort of a concept of contagion.
00:43:32.000 If you broke out with the plague, they would probably quarantine you in your house.
00:43:37.000 And they put a big cross on the door.
00:43:39.000 And so people would bring food and you'd put a basket outside of your window with a rope.
00:43:45.000 And so they'd do that until everybody was dead in the house or that the plague had passed and they felt that you were...
00:43:51.000 Safe to come out into the general population.
00:43:53.000 So there was an idea that these things were contagious, but not again in the way that we kind of understand diseases being spread today.
00:44:01.000 God, it's so strange that they would...
00:44:04.000 You would not know what was going on.
00:44:07.000 People would just start dying and you'd be like, what is this a curse?
00:44:11.000 Yeah, it could be God's curse.
00:44:13.000 And people say, you know, oh, the plague mask is so terrifying.
00:44:18.000 It is pretty creepy.
00:44:19.000 Can I put it on?
00:44:19.000 It's super creepy.
00:44:21.000 But I always say that it's good luck.
00:44:25.000 This is why I brought this across the Atlantic so Joe Rogan could wear the plague doctor mask.
00:44:30.000 How many people would know what that is?
00:44:32.000 Like if you went to a party?
00:44:33.000 You know, if you go to Venice, they say plague Dr. Mask.
00:44:36.000 It's funny because I was just in Venice recently and they were saying that, you know, the big carnival that they have every year, it's becoming harder to do because of security reasons.
00:44:46.000 So you have like a huge population of a city wearing masks and covering their identities.
00:44:50.000 Oh.
00:44:51.000 So they have to cut back, which kind of sucks because, you know, that's like the fun of the carnival.
00:44:56.000 So now they're cutting back where you can wear them in public places and things like that.
00:45:01.000 What a weird world we live in.
00:45:03.000 Yeah, it is unfortunate.
00:45:04.000 Can't even wear a plague mask.
00:45:05.000 Can't wear a plague mask.
00:45:06.000 I'm going to bring it back, though.
00:45:08.000 I'm just going to be walking around in downtown LA. How would that attach to your face?
00:45:11.000 Was it like straps or something?
00:45:12.000 Yeah, there would have been straps.
00:45:14.000 Or in that other example he was showing, it looked like it was sort of a full-on...
00:45:17.000 Oh, there it goes.
00:45:18.000 I mean, that looks so creepy.
00:45:20.000 It's so creepy, but...
00:45:22.000 Deaf.
00:45:22.000 Deaf.
00:45:23.000 Today we have the modern plague doctor.
00:45:25.000 What do you think that would be?
00:45:27.000 Yeah, the...
00:45:28.000 The hazmat, yeah.
00:45:29.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:45:29.000 And so you think about the hazmat going into hot zones.
00:45:32.000 That would be pretty scary if you didn't know what was going on.
00:45:35.000 And certainly sort of ominous, you know, when you see the hazmat.
00:45:39.000 So it's a weird thing that exists because in a strange kind of way, it probably did protect the plague doctor because he was covering himself up, but it protected him for the wrong reasons.
00:45:49.000 He still didn't understand how disease was spread.
00:45:52.000 Are you aware of the theory of alien abduction being a distant memory of childbirth?
00:45:59.000 No.
00:46:00.000 Yeah, there's a theory that is actually being tossed about that these people that have this ancient, well, they have this memory of childbirth, right?
00:46:12.000 So all of a sudden you're being born, there's bright lights above you, there's a man or a woman who's the surgeon with a mask that covers their face, so all you see is their eyes, and everything looks bright, and it's terrifying and clinical, and you're on this table and everything's cold.
00:46:29.000 Most of these alien abduction experiences that people recount, they take place in some sort of a medical facility.
00:46:38.000 Yeah.
00:46:38.000 And everything is bright and strange and cold.
00:46:42.000 And they think that what this is, is they're saying that we had this idea...
00:46:57.000 We're good to go.
00:47:11.000 And then you're just, like, taken out.
00:47:13.000 And then you're pulled out, and then there's this bright light above you.
00:47:15.000 You never experience any light.
00:47:17.000 And your visual perception, your field of view is all distorted, right?
00:47:22.000 This is the first time you're using your eyes.
00:47:24.000 That's why people have the same...
00:47:25.000 So it's like tapping into this memory, this early memory.
00:47:28.000 That's interesting.
00:47:28.000 This is a theory.
00:47:29.000 It makes sense to me, because if you think about, like...
00:47:34.000 Well, it does because people don't really go anywhere.
00:47:37.000 See, the thing about the abduction thing is they put cameras in people's rooms and they say they have these alien abduction experiences, but they don't go anywhere.
00:47:47.000 So what they're doing is they're dreaming, which is normal.
00:47:50.000 The mind is amazing and it's so powerful.
00:47:53.000 And we know so little still.
00:47:55.000 Yeah.
00:47:56.000 So also, like, all these, I mean, it's kind of duh, because they all happen while you're sleeping.
00:48:02.000 Yeah.
00:48:02.000 Like, 90 plus percent.
00:48:04.000 They tend to be medical.
00:48:05.000 Yeah.
00:48:06.000 It's very medical in nature, right?
00:48:08.000 You're being examined.
00:48:09.000 And then there's also, going back to childbirth, there's also a lot of people that have these experiences that they are being told that either they're...
00:48:20.000 Taking their baby away from them, or they're studying their baby, or that they had a baby inside of them that they didn't know about, and that the aliens have put it there, and they're taking it out.
00:48:30.000 That's right, yeah.
00:48:31.000 Yeah, I mean, it even goes back to the virgin birth, right?
00:48:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:48:34.000 It's all very weird.
00:48:36.000 But this memory that people have from childhood is most likely, you know, probably a pretty intense memory.
00:48:46.000 Powerful memory that's always there.
00:48:49.000 Your first memory.
00:48:50.000 Yeah, and some people can tap into it and some people can't.
00:48:53.000 Yeah, sure.
00:48:55.000 It's also a theory while natural childbirth is supposed to be less traumatic.
00:48:59.000 Like women having natural childbirth in a bathtub.
00:49:03.000 We're kind of like moving back to, you know, men start to get involved in childbirth around the 17th century, 18th century.
00:49:10.000 What happened before then?
00:49:11.000 It was mostly women.
00:49:13.000 So women in the village would come.
00:49:15.000 And actually, the term gossip comes from the idea that the women who would spread the word in the village that someone was going into labor, they were called the gossips.
00:49:23.000 So they spread the word.
00:49:24.000 It became sort of a negative thing later.
00:49:27.000 So the gossips would spread the word, the women would come in.
00:49:29.000 This was a female-only chamber, and men were not really allowed in.
00:49:34.000 A man might be brought in if the mother was dying or if the child was dying.
00:49:39.000 And then in that case, instruments were brought into the birthing chamber.
00:49:43.000 So the doctor might come in and he might take these sort of forceps and pick the baby apart and take the baby out.
00:49:52.000 The baby would die.
00:49:52.000 But in those cases, it was like really extreme.
00:49:55.000 Like this was going to happen.
00:49:56.000 Like either the mother was going to die, the baby was going to die.
00:49:58.000 Both of them were going to die.
00:49:59.000 Or if the baby was coming out feet first.
00:50:01.000 Yeah, I mean, a capable midwife could handle that.
00:50:05.000 But this, you know, the Caesarian section, people think that it comes from the term, the idea that Julius Caesar was ripped from the womb of his mother.
00:50:15.000 But it's unlikely that that story is true because his mother lives into old age.
00:50:20.000 So probably the term cesarean comes from the Latin term meaning to cut.
00:50:24.000 And the first sort of record we have of this happening, I think, is in the 16th century.
00:50:30.000 And it's a farmer.
00:50:32.000 And he takes the instruments that he uses to castrate his pigs to cut this baby out of his wife.
00:50:37.000 Wow.
00:50:38.000 Jesus Christ.
00:50:38.000 Yeah, and we don't have any records of whether this, it probably didn't work again, no idea of germs, all this kind of stuff.
00:50:45.000 We don't know if she lived?
00:50:47.000 Yeah, I don't have, there's no sort of, it doesn't follow, the records don't follow the story.
00:50:52.000 But she probably died, and the baby probably died as well.
00:50:54.000 And for people who don't know, they castrate pigs to make them more edible.
00:50:58.000 They oftentimes castrate them and then let them loose, because then they concentrate on grass and not ass.
00:51:05.000 That is an actual farmer's term.
00:51:08.000 You know, talking about cesarean sections and castrating pigs, who knew those two things would...
00:51:13.000 Well, that's what they do with steers as well.
00:51:16.000 The difference between a steer and a bull is a steer is castrated.
00:51:19.000 They castrate them because they make better steaks.
00:51:24.000 Yeah, you don't want a muscular jacked bull.
00:51:28.000 No, probably not be very chewy.
00:51:30.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:51:31.000 That buffalo above, my friend Adam Greentree shot that in Australia, and my friend Cam was chewing on a piece of his for one piece for half an hour.
00:51:44.000 Oh my gosh, it was that muscular.
00:51:46.000 I guess that makes sense.
00:51:48.000 2,000 pound sack of steel.
00:51:50.000 So it was not good.
00:51:51.000 No.
00:51:52.000 Not the thing you want to sit down and have a meal.
00:51:54.000 No.
00:51:55.000 I mean, they say they vary.
00:51:57.000 Sometimes, some of them you can eat.
00:51:59.000 Yeah.
00:51:59.000 I mean, you can eat them.
00:52:01.000 Depending on how they're raised.
00:52:02.000 It's all buffalo meat.
00:52:03.000 But they're just insanely dense.
00:52:05.000 It's crazy how big...
00:52:07.000 I mean, when you see the skull, it's just...
00:52:09.000 The size of it is incredible.
00:52:11.000 Yeah.
00:52:12.000 It's also an invasive species, so they have no natural predators.
00:52:15.000 There's just thousands and thousands of them destroying the countryside.
00:52:18.000 Oh, wow.
00:52:19.000 People travel up to the northern lands.
00:52:23.000 I forget the name of the place where they go when they hunt these things.
00:52:26.000 Wow.
00:52:27.000 Yeah, they're huge.
00:52:28.000 Yeah, they are huge.
00:52:29.000 Australia is a trip.
00:52:30.000 I mean, it is really a wildlife experiment because they brought in so many animals.
00:52:34.000 Right, that's right.
00:52:35.000 And New Zealand as well.
00:52:35.000 Yeah, and they're not indigenous and they're just doing a lot of damage.
00:52:39.000 So when you think about the history of surgery and you concentrate on this one very particular time...
00:52:48.000 In this book, yes.
00:52:49.000 In this book.
00:52:50.000 Yeah.
00:52:50.000 But as a medical historian, first of all, what led you to that?
00:52:54.000 You seem so normal.
00:52:55.000 It's a real thing.
00:52:56.000 Oh, yeah.
00:52:57.000 I'm super normal.
00:52:57.000 Look at all these skulls and stuff in front of me.
00:53:01.000 I'm like that kid who never grew out of the obsession with Tales from the Crypt.
00:53:05.000 Oh, me too.
00:53:05.000 Yeah, Ripley's Believe It or Not, the shrunken heads.
00:53:08.000 I actually did a segment for a documentary on the shrunken heads, and I had to go out to Poland.
00:53:14.000 I actually got to hold these things that I was always fascinated with growing up.
00:53:18.000 Well, people don't know that they think the skull's in there.
00:53:20.000 That's why they don't understand.
00:53:22.000 Yes, that's right.
00:53:22.000 How do you shrink your head?
00:53:23.000 Yeah.
00:53:23.000 And it's amazing because what they do is, obviously, they take the skull out and it's a process.
00:53:28.000 And this documentary was looking at, they were DNA testing them because the tribe that makes these skulls, they were done for a specific purpose to trap the soul of the warrior that they killed so that there was a spiritual reason behind it.
00:53:43.000 But what they were finding was that some of these shrunken heads were female.
00:53:47.000 Which probably means that as Westerners came into these areas, they wanted to collect these shrunken heads as curiosities, of course.
00:53:55.000 And so they traded guns for heads.
00:53:57.000 And so it kind of drove up the demand for these shrunken heads.
00:54:02.000 So they started killing women.
00:54:03.000 Well, it wasn't just anybody.
00:54:05.000 And it might not have been killing them.
00:54:07.000 It might have just been taking bodies of people who had already died.
00:54:10.000 But they definitely aren't all authentic in the sense that they were killed in battle.
00:54:16.000 And so it's just kind of interesting.
00:54:17.000 But I got to interact and see these shrunken heads.
00:54:19.000 So I was that weird, creepy kid that no one really wanted to talk to.
00:54:23.000 I joke that I also looked like Barb from Stranger Things for a long time.
00:54:29.000 And my brother pointed this out, and we were watching Stranger Things, and then Barb dies, and nobody gives a shit.
00:54:34.000 Spoiler alert.
00:54:35.000 Yeah, sorry.
00:54:37.000 Sorry, everybody.
00:54:38.000 And I was just devastated.
00:54:40.000 I'm like, nobody noticed for, you know, like a whole season.
00:54:42.000 Yeah, they barely cared.
00:54:43.000 They're like, well, she's missing.
00:54:44.000 Yeah, I guess she's missing.
00:54:46.000 No one cared about Barb.
00:54:47.000 Last time we saw her by the pool.
00:54:49.000 I was really awkward.
00:54:50.000 I was 5'7 by the age of 10, and I was just like that weird kid with tales from the crypt.
00:54:55.000 So I went on to study history in college, and then I went to Oxford and I did a master's and PhD in it.
00:55:02.000 But academia doesn't allow me to be as creative and weird as I'd like to be.
00:55:08.000 So now I'm just a storyteller, I'm a freelance writer, and I do this YouTube channel, and I'm sure Oxford's going to be like, give us the PhD back at some point.
00:55:16.000 Can they do that?
00:55:17.000 No.
00:55:18.000 There's a real value in that in terms of education because what you do is very interesting and entertaining.
00:55:23.000 I mean, that's why I started following you and retweeting your stuff.
00:55:26.000 It's really...
00:55:27.000 No, I appreciate that.
00:55:27.000 You know, it's funny because there is this sort of tension between what they call popular history and academic history.
00:55:33.000 And I will get, like, academic historians will come at me on Twitter and stuff.
00:55:37.000 And this one guy said to me, well, you're just an entertainer.
00:55:39.000 And I was like, well, that's not an insult to me.
00:55:41.000 Like, that's...
00:55:42.000 Why is that an insult?
00:55:43.000 Well, that's not true.
00:55:44.000 You have a PhD.
00:55:45.000 Like, hey, stupid.
00:55:47.000 I went to school.
00:55:47.000 I should have just said that, you know?
00:55:49.000 Like, what does that mean?
00:55:50.000 You're just an entertainer.
00:55:51.000 Yeah, it's like I'm bastardizing the subject in some kind of way that they don't like.
00:55:56.000 Well, it's because of people like me.
00:55:57.000 I'm like, ew, gross!
00:55:59.000 And then I retweeted it.
00:56:00.000 I know, exactly.
00:56:01.000 And then they want it, you know, like I did this thread on Twitter called your Victorian doctors trying to kill you.
00:56:08.000 And every tweet was like, coca rats, cocaine laced cigarettes, which you had also shared at one point, and just all the kinds of crazy things.
00:56:16.000 And then at the end of the thread, I said, but what is it about today that people will look back?
00:56:20.000 But you know, this one academic was like, this is really, you know, bad history, and you're making it fun.
00:56:27.000 Oh, that's so crazy!
00:56:29.000 But for the most part, people enjoy it, and that's nice.
00:56:33.000 Well, that is the big complaint that people have about academia, is that it's so stuffy.
00:56:38.000 Yeah.
00:56:39.000 I'm going to get so many weird academic trolls.
00:56:42.000 I know.
00:56:42.000 It's one of those things I've had to make peace with.
00:56:46.000 Because I'm a storyteller, and if you look at my profile, I call myself a storyteller first rather than a historian.
00:56:51.000 Well, they're great stories, though.
00:56:53.000 They're great stories.
00:56:54.000 For us, in 2019, we were so incredibly fortunate to have actual real doctors with real modern medicine to fix us.
00:57:03.000 Real credentials.
00:57:04.000 Talking to a guy who's had...
00:57:05.000 Probably five surgeries.
00:57:07.000 God, it's so...
00:57:09.000 I know.
00:57:09.000 I had an appendectomy, and it was amazing.
00:57:12.000 They use little tiny robotic instruments now, and they barely make...
00:57:15.000 I think the incision's like an inch long or something.
00:57:19.000 A body of mine had shoulder surgery, and the actual cuts are like millimeters.
00:57:25.000 Tiny little cuts.
00:57:27.000 You barely can see the scars.
00:57:29.000 It's amazing.
00:57:30.000 And, you know, with your knee surgery, it was an injury from activity, right?
00:57:36.000 And you think about people in the past, they weren't necessarily, well, I mean, there were sports and competitions, but mostly people were getting injuries from repetitive, strenuous labor that they were doing.
00:57:47.000 Sure.
00:57:48.000 There's a story of a cab driver in the 18th century, and he got this aneurysm behind his knee.
00:57:56.000 So the cab drivers in the 18th century wore these high boots, like riding boots, and it would rub at the back of the knee, and it created this huge aneurysm.
00:58:10.000 Oh, God.
00:58:24.000 And that's really important because, remember, these people had no options if they couldn't work.
00:58:29.000 A lot of these people did.
00:58:30.000 When you say aneurysm, people think of aneurysm, they think of a brain.
00:58:34.000 Right.
00:58:35.000 It's like a, what's the term?
00:58:39.000 It's a specific kind of aneurysm.
00:58:41.000 It's almost like a balloon that appears on the outside.
00:58:45.000 So it's just a big sack of blood.
00:58:47.000 Big sack of blood.
00:58:48.000 Why didn't they think they could just drain it?
00:58:49.000 That's what I would think.
00:58:51.000 Like a hematoma.
00:58:52.000 I think if you severed it...
00:58:53.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:58:55.000 I'd be like, slow down, doc!
00:58:57.000 Yeah.
00:58:58.000 Don't hack that leg off.
00:58:59.000 I gotta drive this taxi, bitch.
00:59:01.000 Yeah, and if he had lost his leg, it would have been...
00:59:04.000 And what's incredible about that story, actually, is that Hunter saves the leg, and then when the man dies, right before he dies, he knows he's going to die.
00:59:12.000 This is many years later.
00:59:13.000 He writes a letter, and he wills his body to Hunter.
00:59:17.000 So this is one of the first early examples to take the leg and to open it up and dissect it and to see what happened.
00:59:23.000 And so that leg is on display at the Royal College of Surgeons in London.
00:59:29.000 So they embalmed it?
00:59:30.000 Well, he would have preserved it probably with wax, injections, almost like plastination.
00:59:35.000 Oh, like they did with that body exhibit?
00:59:37.000 Yeah, that weird guy, Body Worlds.
00:59:41.000 What do you think about that?
00:59:43.000 I was very torn when I was walking around this.
00:59:45.000 Because a part of me was saying, this is really fascinating.
00:59:49.000 It is, yeah.
00:59:49.000 And the other part of me was saying, what is the difference between this and, like, fucking Ed Gaines' house, where he made lampshades out of people?
00:59:56.000 Well...
00:59:56.000 Yeah, I mean, one would hope the difference is consent.
01:00:00.000 One would hope, though.
01:00:02.000 Yeah, one would hope.
01:00:02.000 Well, there has been controversies with certain exhibitions, maybe not Body Worlds, but there's been some spinoffs where there's been a question of where they got those bodies.
01:00:12.000 And of course, if you're also going into sort of poor areas and asking people to hand over their bodies, is it really consent?
01:00:18.000 Because sometimes these families don't have money for funerals.
01:00:21.000 So there's other incentives.
01:00:22.000 But I think my view is...
01:00:26.000 You know, it's given under the guise of science that we can only view dead bodies through the lens of science today.
01:00:33.000 That's the only acceptable way, but it really is art.
01:00:36.000 And I wish that it would just be more openly recognized as just art, whether it's your kind of thing or not, because some of it is posed in really shocking ways that are unnecessary to teach anatomy.
01:00:50.000 So, you know, if you're going to say it's an anatomical lesson, Why does the person have to be posed in this sort of dramatic way?
01:00:58.000 So I think that, you know, it would be better if we just called it for what it was.
01:01:01.000 It's art and it's supposed to be provocative and shocking.
01:01:04.000 And that's why people come to see it.
01:01:06.000 And we're morbidly curious.
01:01:07.000 It is absolutely interesting.
01:01:09.000 Yeah.
01:01:09.000 I mean, and people say, oh my gosh.
01:01:12.000 The Victorians bought tickets to the operating theater.
01:01:14.000 Well, people come to my Instagram account, you know?
01:01:16.000 I mean, we're still morbidly curious.
01:01:18.000 Oh, for sure.
01:01:19.000 It's really interesting that it's called a theater as well.
01:01:22.000 Did you ever see that movie with Benicio Del Toro?
01:01:26.000 I think it was just The Wolfman.
01:01:27.000 It was one of the more recent werewolf movies, but he becomes a werewolf in the operating theater.
01:01:34.000 So the doctor is convinced that he's a madman, there's something wrong with him, so they give him electric shock therapy and all these different things.
01:01:44.000 And what's the period that it's supposed to be?
01:01:45.000 It's supposed to be in this period.
01:01:47.000 Oh, in the 19th century, okay.
01:01:49.000 Yeah, it's in London.
01:01:50.000 Oh, interesting.
01:01:51.000 Yeah, see if we can find it.
01:01:52.000 It's kind of a crazy scene.
01:01:53.000 You know, the doctors were experimenting with electricity a lot and galvanism and things like kind of reanimating the corpses, which is when we get the story of Frankenstein.
01:02:03.000 And they were also interested in how long do you live or your conscience after you're beheaded.
01:02:10.000 So there's these experiments during the French Revolution where they're like shouting at the heads to see if the heads will blink.
01:02:17.000 Oh, God.
01:02:17.000 So I'm sure we can't air this on YouTube, so this will only be us watching this, because if we air it on YouTube, they'll do a...
01:02:24.000 See, that's exactly what the theaters look like.
01:02:27.000 Yeah, he's like saying that he's going to kill all of them.
01:02:29.000 Like, you need to get out of here.
01:02:31.000 And they...
01:02:33.000 This doctor is very arrogant and they're dealing with him and the moon turns full and he starts freaking out.
01:02:41.000 It's really interesting because if this was actually how they had patients strapped in, is that accurate?
01:02:47.000 Like the way that chair is set up?
01:02:49.000 Yeah, they would have.
01:02:49.000 I mean, so his feet, it looked like his feet were on the ground.
01:02:52.000 So the chair would have been higher.
01:02:54.000 So his feet would have sort of dangled.
01:02:56.000 It's one of the best ever...
01:02:57.000 I'm a giant werewolf fan.
01:02:59.000 This is one of the best ever...
01:03:01.000 Because this was actually done by Rick Baker, who's the same guy who did An American Werewolf in London, which is the werewolf that's out in the hall.
01:03:07.000 Oh yeah, I took pictures of that.
01:03:09.000 I met him earlier.
01:03:11.000 But this is the modern version of it that they decided to make, and the thing is that these guys are watching this, and the doctor is arrogant, and he has his back to the patient while he's discussing everything that's wrong with the patient.
01:03:21.000 And that's exactly what those theaters would have looked like as well.
01:03:24.000 Yeah.
01:03:25.000 But they would have been just so crowded.
01:03:27.000 That is so strange, though, that this was entertainment.
01:03:32.000 This was something that people wanted to see.
01:03:34.000 Yeah.
01:03:34.000 Well, you know, it wasn't just sort of the morbid curiosity.
01:03:36.000 It was also that the Victorians were obsessed with scientific progress.
01:03:41.000 So they wanted to come in and see.
01:03:43.000 Right.
01:03:43.000 I see that.
01:03:44.000 They want to see what the latest was.
01:03:46.000 They're all getting the hell out of there now in this clip.
01:03:47.000 They're trying.
01:03:48.000 For people who are listening.
01:03:50.000 Yeah, it's not a good movie, but it's a great scene.
01:03:56.000 There's a bunch of great scenes in this movie.
01:03:58.000 I enjoy it just because I love werewolf movies.
01:04:00.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:04:04.000 It would have been fun to shoot.
01:04:06.000 Yeah, well, it's also, they decided in this movie to make it with minimal use of CGI. What they decided to do is do it all with actual rubber masks and things like that.
01:04:23.000 Pretty ridiculous movie, honestly.
01:04:26.000 It actually, it's funny because it sort of reminds me of, again, Liston, the 6'2 giant.
01:04:32.000 He got a patient on the table who had to have a bladder stone removed.
01:04:36.000 Remember how awful that was?
01:04:37.000 And this guy was like, fuck it, I'm not going to do it.
01:04:40.000 He jumps off the table, he runs across the room, locks himself in a closet, and Liston, Liston, all 6'2 of them, chases this guy, rips the door off, and just drags him back.
01:04:49.000 Oh my god.
01:04:50.000 So, you know, and that really happened.
01:04:52.000 Again, be a great movie, anybody listening.
01:04:54.000 Yeah, you're really pushing this movie hard.
01:04:56.000 Are you trying to sell that while you're out here?
01:04:59.000 No, I mean...
01:04:59.000 I guarantee you someone is listening that can make that happen.
01:05:02.000 Listen, I could sell the rights to the book, but I've held on to them and I'm developing them with my producing partner because this book was born out of a lot of trauma.
01:05:12.000 So a couple years ago, I went through a really bad divorce and I was facing deportation as a result from the UK. Oh,
01:05:29.000 wow.
01:05:33.000 I'm fascinated with movies.
01:05:34.000 I want to kind of see how the sausage is made, so to speak.
01:05:36.000 You know, if you're a writer and you just saw off the rights, you don't really have much creative input at all.
01:05:42.000 But yeah, I just think that, you know, it's a great story because it sort of crosses with people who are interested in the horror genre, right?
01:05:50.000 Because you get the surgery, the Victorian surgery, but it's an uplifting story about something that changed the world in the way we fundamentally understand it.
01:05:57.000 Who do you envision playing Lister?
01:05:59.000 I see Bradley Cooper.
01:06:03.000 What do you think?
01:06:04.000 You like it?
01:06:05.000 There you go.
01:06:05.000 Jamie's like, whatever.
01:06:07.000 He's a perfect movie star.
01:06:08.000 I was quickly trying to think of someone else, but yeah.
01:06:09.000 He could basically do every movie.
01:06:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:06:12.000 He's like a quintessential movie star, right?
01:06:14.000 He is, he is.
01:06:15.000 Yeah, I was thinking Eddie Redmayne, the British actor, who's like, he's so sweet and Lister's a very sort of likeable.
01:06:22.000 Who's that guy?
01:06:22.000 He's in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, the Harry Potter.
01:06:27.000 He's really big in Britain or Benedict Cumberbatch.
01:06:30.000 That guy's awesome.
01:06:32.000 Dr. Strange.
01:06:33.000 I think Benedict Cumberbatch would like to play Liston, the 6'2 guy, because it's a real theatrical role.
01:06:38.000 Well, Cumberbatch, he's another guy who's awesome and everything.
01:06:41.000 Amazing, yeah.
01:06:42.000 So if you're listening, Benedict.
01:06:44.000 He's killer.
01:06:45.000 Dr. Strange is another movie that's not the best movie in the world, but he's killer in it.
01:06:49.000 Yeah, and he's tall.
01:06:51.000 He could play Liston.
01:06:52.000 We could bulk him out a bit.
01:06:54.000 Aha!
01:06:55.000 There we go.
01:06:57.000 Does he have to get bulked out?
01:06:58.000 Would you like a role in this?
01:06:59.000 No, I'm not into it.
01:06:59.000 Maybe the patient?
01:07:00.000 No, I'm good.
01:07:01.000 Thanks.
01:07:02.000 The guy who jumps off.
01:07:03.000 Yeah, I'll be the guy who gets his dick hammered with a nail.
01:07:07.000 No, thank you.
01:07:08.000 You don't want to be the guy that dies when his coat is slashed.
01:07:11.000 Yikes.
01:07:11.000 Yeah, I'll be that guy.
01:07:12.000 I'll be the guy who faints.
01:07:14.000 Oh, good heavens!
01:07:15.000 And just fall down and passes out from fright.
01:07:18.000 Yeah, that's a good role.
01:07:19.000 Yeah.
01:07:21.000 So this book, sort of, you were in quite a bit of personal anguish yourself when you created this book.
01:07:29.000 I was, yeah, yeah.
01:07:29.000 So you have this deep attachment to it.
01:07:31.000 I can completely understand that.
01:07:32.000 I do, yeah.
01:07:32.000 It's my first book, and I'm working on a new book on the history of plastic surgery.
01:07:36.000 Aha!
01:07:37.000 I'm fascinated with that as well.
01:07:39.000 Yeah, it's interesting.
01:07:40.000 So I'm looking at a guy named Harold Gillies, who was rebuilding soldiers' faces during World War I. And if you've ever seen these guys' photos, I mean, we have no problems.
01:07:51.000 You think, we have no problems in the 21st century, and you look at these guys because they've been shot through the face and their jaws are missing.
01:07:57.000 And Harold Gillies really designs or starts plastic surgery as we know it.
01:08:03.000 And it was a time when losing a limb made you a hero, but losing your face made you a monster.
01:08:08.000 So these guys are really isolated.
01:08:10.000 And so what Gillies does is he gives them their identity back.
01:08:12.000 So it starts on the battlefields of World War I, and it's going to kind of follow Gillies throughout.
01:08:17.000 I like to do character-driven stories.
01:08:19.000 Even though they're 100% true, I like to sort of follow medical history through the eyes of one particular person.
01:08:25.000 Wow.
01:08:25.000 Yeah, the history of plastic surgery is fascinating to me, and I'm hooked on that show, Botched.
01:08:31.000 Oh yeah, people always mention that.
01:08:32.000 That show is so crazy.
01:08:34.000 This is me watching Botched.
01:08:35.000 This is me all the time, like, Jesus.
01:08:37.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:08:38.000 Jesus Christ, what are you doing, man?
01:08:40.000 Stop doing that!
01:08:41.000 And what people put themselves through, right?
01:08:43.000 I started following some plastic surgeons on Instagram just to kind of know what they're doing today and thinking about the ethics of how they target people on social media and how do we feel about that.
01:08:55.000 And I'm telling you, I'm 37. I'm feeling bad about my body.
01:08:58.000 I can't imagine if you're like 14 and awkward and you're Barb, you know, and you have access to these accounts and the effect it has on young people on Instagram and everything.
01:09:07.000 Well, I had Jonathan Haidt on the podcast who wrote this book, The Coddling of the American Mind, and one of the big things that he discusses is people comparing themselves to others through social media and children, particularly girls.
01:09:21.000 There's higher instances of suicide, cutting, depression, much higher instances of depression.
01:09:27.000 I believe it.
01:09:28.000 Yeah, I believe it too.
01:09:29.000 It's crazy.
01:09:29.000 And then you see someone like Kylie Jenner Who transforms herself literally from an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan.
01:09:36.000 And it's all done through the knife.
01:09:39.000 And it's crazy.
01:09:41.000 And that's the whole thing.
01:09:42.000 Like that kind of beauty is unattainable really.
01:09:45.000 Oh yeah, this is Harold Gilley's, one of his patients.
01:09:50.000 Wow, that's the end?
01:09:52.000 Yeah.
01:09:53.000 And what he did was he invented this thing called the tubed pedicle where he would take skin and he would – he basically created a tube and he could place it somewhere on the face where the defect was and the blood supply would make it attach and – That guy did an incredible job on that guy's nose.
01:10:09.000 I mean for 19 – that's probably 1917 right there.
01:10:12.000 That's like better than a lot of the people on Botch.
01:10:14.000 I know.
01:10:16.000 It really is.
01:10:16.000 I'm not joking.
01:10:17.000 Particularly the final product.
01:10:19.000 And that's Gilly's down there.
01:10:22.000 Yeah, that's another...
01:10:23.000 Man.
01:10:24.000 No, he was incredible.
01:10:26.000 And really, when you think about what these guys went through, too.
01:10:28.000 Yeah.
01:10:29.000 So my book is starting with this guy named Percy Clare who shot through both cheeks and his face is just blowing off.
01:10:36.000 And to get off the battlefield was half the struggle because if your face is blown off, most of the time the stretcher bears will just pass you up.
01:10:44.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:10:44.000 Because they think you're going to die.
01:10:46.000 But it was a survivable wound.
01:10:48.000 And so just getting off the battlefield, you know, so you sit there for 12 hours.
01:10:52.000 Oh, my God.
01:10:52.000 Maybe you die in the process.
01:10:53.000 And you have no food and you can't eat.
01:10:55.000 No food.
01:10:55.000 And that was the other thing.
01:10:56.000 So a lot of these guys died because well-intending nurses would lay them down.
01:11:01.000 And if you don't have a jaw, your tongue slips back into your throat and you choke or you suffocate.
01:11:07.000 So just getting to Harold Gilley's hospital.
01:11:11.000 So he starts this incredible facial and jaw unit in Britain during the war just to get there was amazing.
01:11:18.000 A battle.
01:11:19.000 And then you have to go through all these painful operations.
01:11:21.000 And so I want to look at that.
01:11:23.000 And then, of course, how does that become what we do today?
01:11:27.000 But equally, I always tell people that botched is one form of plastic surgery.
01:11:31.000 But of course, there's a lot of important surgeons doing reconstructive work.
01:11:35.000 And now we have face transplants, which are incredible.
01:11:39.000 I don't know, Jamie, if you can find someone who's had a face transplant.
01:11:41.000 Yeah, there's been quite a few.
01:11:43.000 Yeah, I think the hardest part is finding the donor.
01:11:48.000 It's hard to get people to donate their organs as it is, but think about a face.
01:11:51.000 It's so personal.
01:11:53.000 And the last one, National Geographic, did a spread on it.
01:11:58.000 I think it was an 18-year-old girl who shot herself in the face.
01:12:03.000 And in a moment of rage, and anyway, she ended up having this face transplant about three years later.
01:12:11.000 And the donor face, I think, was someone who was in their 30s.
01:12:14.000 This person had died, I think, of an overdose.
01:12:16.000 And then the family decided to give this face over.
01:12:20.000 So it's actually incredible what we can do when you think about, you know, from the battlefields of World War I to what Gilly's doing to where we are today with facial reconstruction.
01:12:29.000 And it's just going to get better and better.
01:12:32.000 Yeah, I'm sure it is going to get better and better.
01:12:34.000 And for people with disfiguring injuries and things, it's fantastic.
01:12:39.000 What freaks me out about Botched is the psychological aspect of people constantly tinkering with their looks.
01:12:44.000 Yeah, and now they have apps where you can upload your face and you can change things about your face.
01:12:50.000 We're all becoming more and more insecure, I think, with social media.
01:12:54.000 Yeah.
01:12:56.000 Yeah, it's part of this world where nothing is real.
01:13:00.000 That's the other part of it.
01:13:02.000 A lot of these pictures aren't real.
01:13:04.000 People are doctoring their photos to make themselves look different than they actually do look.
01:13:08.000 I know.
01:13:08.000 Someone walks into the studio and you're like, wait, that's not what I thought that person was going to look like.
01:13:14.000 This woman who's friends with my wife, her neighbor is a model, and she takes all of her photos with no makeup on, and then they put the makeup on her.
01:13:23.000 Oh my gosh!
01:13:24.000 I didn't know they could do that.
01:13:26.000 Yeah, that's how they do it.
01:13:27.000 They do it all through Photoshop.
01:13:29.000 Wait, Jamie, can you do that for me?
01:13:31.000 Can you edit this video?
01:13:32.000 He can do whatever.
01:13:33.000 He can turn you into an avatar lady.
01:13:35.000 He can do anything.
01:13:36.000 But it's kind of crazy that they take photos with no makeup and then they add the blush and the eyeshadow and all that stuff.
01:13:44.000 That's wild, yeah.
01:13:45.000 Nothing's real.
01:13:46.000 Nothing's real anymore.
01:13:47.000 We kind of just...
01:13:50.000 I don't want to go down this road in this conversation, but I think we're preparing ourselves for a time where nothing is real.
01:13:55.000 I think we're preparing ourselves for a time where we live inside some sort of a simulation.
01:13:59.000 Yeah, and I think it's interesting because celebrities like yourself have to really think about how your image is used after you're gone as well now.
01:14:07.000 Like something that you didn't have to think about.
01:14:09.000 So there was a commercial with Audrey Hepburn in Britain, and it's a galaxy chocolate commercial.
01:14:16.000 And she's there and it looks like she's eating a chocolate bar.
01:14:20.000 And so the ways that they can manipulate images.
01:14:22.000 And I think for the first time, a lot of celebrities need to really think carefully about whether they're okay with their images being used in certain kinds of ways after their death, like who owns your image.
01:14:33.000 It's just like when you look at medical history in the past, you don't own your body.
01:14:37.000 And so a lot of these surgeons get hold of these bodies to dissect.
01:14:41.000 And they're digging them up from graveyards.
01:14:44.000 There were body snatchers.
01:14:45.000 They called themselves resurrection men.
01:14:47.000 And they would go into these cemeteries and they would dig up these bodies.
01:14:50.000 And they would oftentimes strip the body naked because it was illegal to steal possessions from the corpse but not the body itself.
01:14:57.000 What?
01:14:58.000 Because there was no concept of the body being sort of property.
01:15:02.000 So they would throw the clothes back into the grave.
01:15:05.000 And they were really clever in the ways they did it.
01:15:07.000 They usually sent a woman in the daytime to masquerade as a mourner.
01:15:11.000 And she would kind of go through the graveyard and she would see where the fresh graves were because of course you'd want the body to be as fresh as possible.
01:15:18.000 And then at nighttime they would go in there and they would dig up these bodies and they could take as many as 12 bodies in a night.
01:15:24.000 It was like hard labor and it was very lucrative because the only legal bodies to dissect in Britain in the early 19th century were bodies of executed criminals.
01:15:36.000 Of people who had murdered other people, so specifically murderers.
01:15:40.000 So if you went to say goodbye to your nana and drop some flowers on her grave and there's just a big hole in the ground?
01:15:46.000 Well, they would cover it up, but you do get these stories of people finding out that a body...
01:15:54.000 1785, this person goes to this graveyard and discovers that a body is missing, that a body has been snatched.
01:16:00.000 And everybody in the village goes to this graveyard and digs up their relatives and drags these coffins back to their home until they can make the cemetery safer.
01:16:08.000 Oh my God.
01:16:09.000 Which is insane because people were really feared this.
01:16:12.000 And so yesterday on Twitter, I put up a picture of something called a cemetery gun.
01:16:16.000 So they had these devices that they would put at the foot of the grave and it had like a trip wire.
01:16:21.000 And so you could set up the gun to shoot anybody you would.
01:16:24.000 Oh my God.
01:16:25.000 And there's actually a really awful story of a grieving father who this was set up at the grave and he accidentally trips it and he gets shot.
01:16:33.000 So, you know, it wasn't exactly a safe way to protect the bodies, but they also had Watchmen.
01:16:38.000 Look at that.
01:16:39.000 There it is.
01:16:40.000 That's from your Instagram or your Twitter feed.
01:16:42.000 That's Twitter, yeah.
01:16:43.000 Everybody went nuts on that yesterday.
01:16:45.000 Cemetery gun.
01:16:46.000 19th century use to protect against body snatchers.
01:16:49.000 That is so crazy.
01:16:50.000 It's a musket.
01:16:51.000 Yeah, it was hardcore.
01:16:53.000 I mean, you'd have to be quite wealthy as well to set something like that up at the foot of your relative's grave.
01:16:58.000 They also used coffin collars, so that was sort of like an iron, well, it was a collar, and they would nail it to the bottom of the coffin.
01:17:06.000 So what a body snatcher would typically do is just open the foot of the grave.
01:17:10.000 He wouldn't dig up the whole grave.
01:17:12.000 He'd smash open the lid, and he'd have instruments to kind of drag the body out.
01:17:16.000 Well, if the corpse is nailed to the bottom of the coffin, you're going to have a lot of trouble.
01:17:21.000 Dragging that body out.
01:17:23.000 So people, you know, they did all kinds of things.
01:17:26.000 They put these cages over the graves to protect them.
01:17:30.000 So people, the internet, God bless it, will say, to protect against vampires or to keep vampires from coming out.
01:17:38.000 It had nothing to do with that.
01:17:39.000 Or zombies.
01:17:40.000 It was to prevent body snatchers from getting a hold of those corpses.
01:17:44.000 But, you know, those bodies...
01:17:47.000 Yeah, there they are.
01:17:48.000 Mort safes, they were called.
01:17:49.000 Oh, my God.
01:17:50.000 And you'll see them a lot in Britain.
01:17:53.000 And people were very paranoid about this.
01:17:56.000 I mean, you can find a lot of examples of this.
01:17:59.000 And bodies were stolen a lot.
01:18:01.000 And thank God they were on some level, right?
01:18:04.000 Because think about how much we learned.
01:18:07.000 We're good to go.
01:18:26.000 Well, these places, the bodies would have been bloated and partly decomposed.
01:18:30.000 Dissecting bodies was dangerous because you could cut yourself and you can infect yourself with bacteria.
01:18:35.000 They weren't wearing gloves.
01:18:37.000 And so you get examples of people cutting themselves and dying within 48 hours.
01:18:42.000 So going into medicine was dangerous.
01:18:45.000 And there's a story in this book about a guy who goes into the dead house for the first time and he freaks out and he sees all these like mice and rats and things like that eating the bodies.
01:18:59.000 And so he jumps out the window and he runs off.
01:19:03.000 But later he becomes accustomed to it as we all become accustomed to horrible things at some point.
01:19:08.000 And he actually starts taking pieces of the corpse and throwing it to the poor little starving creatures that are in the dead house.
01:19:14.000 Jesus!
01:19:15.000 Yeah, so it's kind of like, you know, that horror that we all experience possibly when we're confronted with death to accepting it as you have to as a medical student if you want to go on.
01:19:26.000 So the dead house is particularly – it would have smelled – dissection would have been a winter sport because the bodies wouldn't decompose as quickly.
01:19:35.000 You, of course, wouldn't want to be dissecting in the heat of the summer.
01:19:37.000 Right.
01:19:38.000 So did they literally have seasons for dissecting?
01:19:41.000 Yeah, they would tend to teach students in the winter.
01:19:43.000 And did they wear like winter jackets?
01:19:46.000 Yeah, they would have probably because, well, they had a fireplace at the end of the room as well.
01:19:50.000 Make it really stuffy and smelly.
01:19:52.000 Right.
01:19:53.000 And you couldn't really predict what a person had died from as well.
01:19:56.000 So remember, people are dying from things like smallpox, which is awful.
01:20:00.000 And this is before mass vaccinations.
01:20:03.000 This is certainly before antibiotics.
01:20:05.000 And so a lot of doctors or medical students die as a result of going into the profession.
01:20:09.000 Oh, wow.
01:20:10.000 So are they getting it from these corpses, people that died?
01:20:14.000 They can get bacterial infections, certainly, and just being with patients.
01:20:17.000 If a patient comes in with smallpox, and in smallpox, a lot of people, I don't know if I, did I send you a picture of smallpox, Jamie?
01:20:25.000 A lot of people think, oh, it's like chickenpox.
01:20:28.000 Like, it's not like chickenpox.
01:20:29.000 It's a really awful disease.
01:20:32.000 And it's the only disease that we have eradicated ever in human history.
01:20:36.000 Yeah.
01:20:37.000 Which is incredible.
01:20:38.000 So it's one of those ones.
01:20:40.000 Yeah, it's unbelievably bad.
01:20:42.000 It makes me itch when I look at it as well.
01:20:44.000 It's horrific.
01:20:45.000 Very disfiguring.
01:20:46.000 You see children with it.
01:20:47.000 And it was so common.
01:20:49.000 It was very common.
01:20:50.000 It was very feared as well because it was so disfiguring.
01:20:53.000 And so if you were, for instance, a wealthy woman and you got smallpox and you were scarred, your family might worry that they couldn't marry you off.
01:21:01.000 So, you know, it was one of those diseases that left its mark on you, literally.
01:21:06.000 And it also had a high mortality rate as well.
01:21:09.000 But it wasn't like chickenpox.
01:21:11.000 No.
01:21:11.000 There's my PSA. It's not like chickenpox.
01:21:15.000 Well, it's one of those things that we're so thankful that people have figured out how to get rid of something.
01:21:22.000 Yeah, and smallpox vaccine was invented in the 18th century.
01:21:26.000 Most people don't know it's that old.
01:21:28.000 That's incredible.
01:21:29.000 Yeah, Edward Jenner invented it.
01:21:31.000 And actually, the biggest anti-vaxxer movement or protest happened in the 19th century.
01:21:37.000 100,000 people turned out to march in Britain against Jenner.
01:21:41.000 People thought that their children would turn into cows because he used cowpox, the virus cowpox, to bestow immunity onto people.
01:21:49.000 And so there was this huge fear that, you know, it was dirty to kind of insert this animal virus into people.
01:21:56.000 And so there was this big protest, 100,000 people, to protest the fact that six parents had been jailed for not vaccinating their children.
01:22:03.000 And so this story is fascinating.
01:22:04.000 Much older than we think.
01:22:06.000 And the fears that we have about vaccines are not that dissimilar to what people worried about in the past as well.
01:22:13.000 But Jenner is an incredible figure.
01:22:15.000 That is incredible when you stop and think about the fact that this is still going on today with the internet.
01:22:21.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:22:22.000 I mean, you can find out.
01:22:24.000 I mean, I had Dr. Peter Hotez on recently to talk about vaccines and the misconceptions that people have.
01:22:30.000 And he explained that they've isolated a bunch of different environmental factors and genes that contribute to autism, but that it all takes place in the womb.
01:22:40.000 Right.
01:22:40.000 But people don't want to hear that.
01:22:41.000 No, I mean, and that is the danger of the way information is now spread, of course.
01:22:46.000 Echo chambers.
01:22:47.000 It is, you know.
01:22:48.000 Confirmation bias is the real danger.
01:22:50.000 In the past, it was actually harder to get that message out.
01:22:54.000 But a lot of, you know, you get famous sort of cartoons of...
01:22:59.000 of people sort of turning to cows.
01:23:02.000 My new husband is a cartoonist, and so it's like this powerful way of kind of conveying images and fears and stuff.
01:23:09.000 So yeah, people had that fear of vaccines for a long time, but Edward Jenner coming up with his vaccine undoubtedly saved millions of people's lives.
01:23:19.000 It's so amazing that the problem is still around today, even with all the information that we have available.
01:23:28.000 Yeah, I think, you know, there was a Fox News newscaster who recently said that he doesn't wash his hands because he can't see germs.
01:23:37.000 I don't know who it was.
01:23:38.000 I think he was joking.
01:23:40.000 Hopefully he was joking.
01:23:40.000 Because he said the next day he actually washes his hands.
01:23:43.000 I hope so.
01:23:43.000 So people were sending that to me because, again, like Lister.
01:23:46.000 Yes, right.
01:23:46.000 And I always tell people, you know, it is that idea of what you can't see.
01:23:52.000 It's hard to convince people.
01:23:53.000 And with Lister, you know, if you think about it, here's this young guy and he's coming along and he's saying there's these invisible little creatures and they're killing your patients.
01:24:01.000 And trust me, I have this really weird instrument called a microscope and I can see them.
01:24:05.000 And it was a leap of faith.
01:24:07.000 He was also accusing the older surgeons of inadvertently killing their patients because if they weren't washing their hands, they were leading to higher mortality rates.
01:24:14.000 So they probably fought against it as well.
01:24:16.000 Yeah, so there was huge pushback.
01:24:18.000 So what Lister ultimately does is he turns to the younger generation and he changes their minds.
01:24:22.000 And so it's a slow burn.
01:24:24.000 It's not like, you know, the movie moment, unfortunately, where it just happens all at once.
01:24:28.000 And it takes quite a long time.
01:24:31.000 And it's weird that it takes so long, because if you think about him coming in 1876 to America, it's after the Civil War, people were dying, soldiers were dying of high infection rates.
01:24:42.000 They were packing wounds with mud.
01:24:43.000 Yeah.
01:24:44.000 I mean, it couldn't get worse than that, right?
01:24:47.000 And so people were dying of all these kinds of infections.
01:24:49.000 He comes to Philadelphia to convince the medical community and speaker after speaker just denounces him on the first day.
01:24:57.000 And then he gets up and he does his demonstrations and he starts to slowly change people's minds.
01:25:02.000 But it takes a long time.
01:25:03.000 The cover of the American book is...
01:25:08.000 The American version, I should say, is a famous painting by, I don't know if people can see that, by Samuel Gross.
01:25:14.000 It's called The Gross Clinic.
01:25:15.000 The guy in the middle, it is gross as well, but the guy in the middle is Samuel Gross.
01:25:19.000 And he so didn't believe in Lister that he would walk into the room and he'd slam the door and he'd say, there.
01:25:25.000 Mr. Lister's germs can't get in anymore.
01:25:27.000 And you can see in this that he's wearing his street clothes.
01:25:30.000 He's sticking his dirty fingers into this wound.
01:25:33.000 And there's a woman in the background, and she's covering her face, and she's the mother of the patient.
01:25:39.000 And she's wearing black because she expects her son to die.
01:25:43.000 So this is the US cover and for the UK cover, I think I sent that to you Jamie, I sent you a picture of both covers side by side.
01:25:51.000 It's another painting by Eakins and it was done within 10 years and it's called the Agnew Clinic and it's totally different because the doctors are wearing white, there's a sense that they understand germs, there's a sense that antisepsis is being used there.
01:26:04.000 So that kind of before and after shot in such a short period that Lister is able to change the world.
01:26:08.000 What made you choose different covers for the UK and the US version?
01:26:12.000 Well, so that's...
01:26:13.000 Actually, writers don't...
01:26:14.000 Oh, there you go.
01:26:15.000 So you can see...
01:26:16.000 So Penguin published it in the UK, so they've stylized the original painting, but you kind of get a sense of what it would have looked like.
01:26:22.000 And actually, you have women appearing in the operating theater professionally as nurses, so this is after the Florence Nightingale revolution as well.
01:26:31.000 So it still looks different to the way we operate, but you can definitely see a difference between those two paintings.
01:26:37.000 Can you refresh my memory on the Florence Nightingale revolution?
01:26:40.000 So Florence Nightingale is in this book a little bit.
01:26:44.000 People always wonder why I didn't speak about her as much, but actually she didn't believe in germs at first.
01:26:49.000 She thought Lister was quite hysterical with his idea of germs, but she was working towards sanitation in hospitals.
01:26:56.000 So they're working towards the same goal, but just with different...
01:26:59.000 Slightly different tactics.
01:27:00.000 So she revolutionizes nursing to make it a more respectable profession.
01:27:05.000 Before then, nurses, you wouldn't want your daughter becoming a nurse if you were from a well-respected family because she would be privy to the male body.
01:27:14.000 So you wouldn't want her interacting with male patients.
01:27:18.000 So really kind of lowly, poor women went into nursing and And it wasn't really a respected profession until Florence Nightingale comes along and there's this sort of revolution.
01:27:28.000 So the revolution is not just about the profession, though, but it's about the sanitation reforms that she brings about in hospitals.
01:27:34.000 So you see that on the cover as well.
01:27:36.000 But there's also another guy.
01:27:38.000 I'm sure there's like...
01:27:39.000 I always sort of predict comments.
01:27:42.000 I shouldn't think about what people are going to say, but...
01:27:45.000 People tend to get mad when I give lectures because I don't talk about this guy.
01:27:49.000 There's groupies out there that love this physician named Semmelweis.
01:27:53.000 And I do talk about him in the book a little bit.
01:27:56.000 So Semmelweis was this...
01:27:57.000 Groupies?
01:27:57.000 I call them groupies.
01:27:58.000 Semmelweis groupies.
01:28:00.000 Because every time I give a talk, there's always one person who asks this question.
01:28:04.000 And I have to smile to myself and I'm like, here it is.
01:28:06.000 And they say, well, I think you'll find you haven't talked about Semmelweis.
01:28:10.000 Semmelweis was practicing in Austria and he was putting this idea...
01:28:16.000 We're good to go.
01:28:21.000 We're good to go.
01:28:43.000 But equally, I always tell people that Semmelweis doesn't really do it first if we're going to play that game because, again, there's a difference between the basic sanitation and then understanding why you're implementing it.
01:28:56.000 So until you understand that germs exist, it doesn't make sense.
01:28:59.000 You can't really convince people.
01:29:00.000 And that's where Lister comes in.
01:29:02.000 He takes Louis Pasteur's germ theory and he's able to convince people in the medical community that germs exist.
01:29:08.000 So until we understand, again, why wash your hands if they're just going to get dirty?
01:29:14.000 That's amazing.
01:29:15.000 So again, why did you have two different covers?
01:29:17.000 Oh, yes.
01:29:20.000 So the publisher just picks whatever covers they want, basically.
01:29:24.000 So my U.S. publisher had come up with this.
01:29:26.000 My U.K. publisher came up with a cover I didn't like that much.
01:29:30.000 And so I said, well, why don't we use the second Eakins painting so that they're I like the font better on the U.S. cover.
01:29:40.000 I know.
01:29:40.000 I love this Victorian font.
01:29:42.000 And I think the image of that guy wearing street clothes is just more emblematic.
01:29:46.000 It's so evocative.
01:29:49.000 This book, this cover actually, so it's been translated I think into about 15 languages now.
01:29:54.000 So most of them kind of take this image.
01:29:56.000 I was wondering if you knew what this...
01:29:59.000 Might be.
01:30:00.000 So it's a circular metal contraption with teeth on the inside for people who are just listening.
01:30:06.000 I have no idea.
01:30:07.000 What is that?
01:30:07.000 So this is called a jugum penis.
01:30:09.000 This is a Victorian anti-masturbation device.
01:30:12.000 What?
01:30:14.000 Yay!
01:30:14.000 There's the real one.
01:30:15.000 This is a prop that I use for under the knife.
01:30:17.000 That's the real one.
01:30:18.000 So what would happen is if the person got an erection, it would clamp down and obviously kill the erection pretty quickly.
01:30:24.000 Can I see that?
01:30:25.000 Yeah.
01:30:27.000 That's one we made for the show.
01:30:29.000 Oh, okay.
01:30:30.000 Yeah.
01:30:30.000 But it's basically similar to what?
01:30:32.000 It's similar.
01:30:33.000 If you see the one on the screen, it has a spring device.
01:30:37.000 Thank God it's adjustable.
01:30:38.000 So why were they trying to get people to stop masturbating?
01:30:41.000 So the Victorians were obsessed with masturbation.
01:30:44.000 Yeah.
01:30:44.000 And there's probably a lot of people out there who know that Kellogg's Corn Flakes came out of this sort of obsession with masturbation.
01:30:51.000 Please tell people that story.
01:30:52.000 We heard it from Dr. Chris Ryan.
01:30:54.000 Yeah.
01:30:54.000 Oh, it's so funny.
01:30:55.000 Well, it's funny in a ha-ha kind of horrifying way.
01:30:59.000 Kellogg was obsessed with masturbation.
01:31:02.000 He thought that a lot of his patients were suffering from all kinds of mental ailments and physical ailments because they were masturbating too much.
01:31:07.000 And he thought that a diet bland and high in fiber would kind of kill the fire in the belly.
01:31:15.000 And so he invented what became Kellogg's Corn Flakes.
01:31:18.000 How strange.
01:31:19.000 But his brother was the one who commercialized it.
01:31:21.000 His brother's like, we should add sugar.
01:31:23.000 And Dr. Kellogg was like, no, people, we're masturbating all the time.
01:31:26.000 We can't add sugar.
01:31:27.000 And they had this split, and Kellogg's Corn Flakes became the commercial version with the delicious sugar added in.
01:31:32.000 So that was the brother's idea?
01:31:34.000 It was the brother's idea to add the sugar and make it sort of delicious.
01:31:37.000 Oh yeah, that was illustrated by my husband.
01:31:42.000 We do all kinds of- He did that?
01:31:44.000 Yeah, for the YouTube.
01:31:45.000 Oh, so that's not an original- No, no.
01:31:48.000 Worried your son and heir is becoming a dirty little self-abuser.
01:31:52.000 Stop all contemptible.
01:31:54.000 Is this an actual text from...
01:31:56.000 Yeah, you know, I have...
01:31:58.000 I doubt it.
01:31:58.000 13 cock lane.
01:32:00.000 I doubt it.
01:32:02.000 There is a cock lane in London, though.
01:32:04.000 I bet there is.
01:32:05.000 Stop all contemptible onanism?
01:32:09.000 What is onanism?
01:32:11.000 Nasturbating and...
01:32:12.000 Onanism?
01:32:13.000 Have you ever heard that?
01:32:14.000 I don't know.
01:32:15.000 With the infallible and modestly priced jugum penis.
01:32:21.000 So, was that a common thing during the Victorian era?
01:32:24.000 So, yeah, you get...
01:32:26.000 I mean, the idea that masturbating is bad for your health goes to the 18th century.
01:32:30.000 We kind of tend to think about it as a Victorian obsession because it becomes...
01:32:34.000 It's a more and more accepted idea in medical terms.
01:32:40.000 That it's bad for you.
01:32:41.000 That it's bad for you.
01:32:42.000 And you get these, like, sort of drawings of men, like, languishing on the couch because they masturbated too much or whatever.
01:32:46.000 There's a lot of dudes out there right now that can relate.
01:32:48.000 Yeah.
01:32:49.000 They're probably in the throes of it.
01:32:51.000 They just need the jug and penis.
01:32:54.000 And also, there's another one I sent you, Jamie.
01:32:56.000 I think the sort of, like, looks like a flaccid penis.
01:32:59.000 Yeah.
01:33:00.000 There's another one?
01:33:01.000 This is really high.
01:33:01.000 Yeah, they came in all shapes and sizes.
01:33:04.000 Oh, boy.
01:33:05.000 Yeah.
01:33:05.000 Like, now it would probably just be...
01:33:07.000 Yeah, there it is.
01:33:07.000 Are you supposed to pee out of that?
01:33:09.000 Yeah, maybe you could, actually.
01:33:10.000 Seems like there's holes at the end of it.
01:33:12.000 Like, you have to just...
01:33:13.000 Oh, my God.
01:33:14.000 Imagine what that thing smelled like.
01:33:17.000 Oh, Christ.
01:33:18.000 And look at that ball at the bottom with the hook.
01:33:20.000 That seems super uncomfortable.
01:33:23.000 That thing sits in between your legs?
01:33:25.000 I don't know.
01:33:26.000 So it must be like a hook where you could strap it in.
01:33:29.000 Strap it in, yeah.
01:33:31.000 That's like a Thai steel cup.
01:33:34.000 I don't know who's coming on the show afterwards, but they got a lot of...
01:33:37.000 Ron Funches.
01:33:38.000 Okay.
01:33:38.000 The good news is Ron is a hilarious comedian, so we're all good.
01:33:42.000 Okay.
01:33:44.000 We might have to redo the entire show just with Ron and get his take on all this stuff.
01:33:50.000 Yeah, just show him.
01:33:51.000 I'll just leave these objects behind.
01:33:53.000 God, the cup is so gross.
01:33:55.000 It is gross.
01:33:56.000 And the fact he had to pee out of those, it looked like a spaghetti strainer at the end of it.
01:34:01.000 I knew.
01:34:01.000 I thought, you know, when I was going on the show, I'm like, what can I bring Joe Rogan that's going to, you know, stimulate the conversation and anti-masturbation device?
01:34:08.000 It's always a crowd pleaser.
01:34:09.000 Well, with men, it's always an issue.
01:34:12.000 It's always a fascination, yeah.
01:34:13.000 So they thought that it was causing all these ailments.
01:34:17.000 They thought it was causing all these different problems.
01:34:19.000 Yeah, and graham crackers as well come out of that.
01:34:23.000 So Reverend Graham was also obsessed with masturbation, just like Kellogg.
01:34:28.000 And so he created this sort of dry...
01:34:35.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:34:51.000 Well, it's just crazy that most people have no idea that that was the origin of this stuff.
01:34:55.000 I know.
01:34:55.000 That's what's so funny.
01:34:57.000 There's so many, like Listerine, graham crackers, Kellogg, cornflakes, all this kind of stuff that has sort of a medical background to it.
01:35:04.000 And wasn't there a medical background in the term hysterical?
01:35:09.000 That hysterical was related to women?
01:35:12.000 Yeah, the idea that the womb wanders.
01:35:14.000 So people thought that the female womb was like an animal.
01:35:18.000 In and of itself, which, you know, and it would move around the body.
01:35:23.000 And so they would even do things like they would smoke it back into place.
01:35:28.000 Smoke?
01:35:29.000 They would put like incense and all kinds of things to kind of like get it, like coax it back into place.
01:35:34.000 I can't even imagine that people were going to start following me after this based off of these weird stories.
01:35:40.000 Come to my platform.
01:35:42.000 I have tons of different stories like this.
01:35:44.000 But there was a time where women would go to the doctor to get stimulated as well, right?
01:35:52.000 Is that true?
01:35:53.000 So this is like a little bit out of my expertise.
01:35:55.000 I think that's been proven to be false, actually.
01:35:58.000 But there was, I believe, and I could be wrong on this, that there was a Victorian idea that a woman had to orgasm in order to become pregnant.
01:36:07.000 So that was an important part of it.
01:36:10.000 It wasn't just a Victorian thing.
01:36:11.000 I'm pretty sure they taught me that in high school.
01:36:14.000 What?
01:36:15.000 Are you serious?
01:36:16.000 What high school is this?
01:36:17.000 They're like, if you want to get a woman pregnant, make sure she orgasms.
01:36:21.000 The idea was that part of the male orgasming inside the woman was what led to her having an orgasm, which led to her getting pregnant.
01:36:28.000 That is weird.
01:36:30.000 Well, there was – I think there was like a – I might have completely remembered this incorrectly.
01:36:34.000 Again, I was probably 15 at the time.
01:36:37.000 Well, there you go.
01:36:38.000 But there was someone – I think it was like a senator or congress.
01:36:42.000 I live in the UK now, so I'm not as up to date with all the crazy stuff going on over here.
01:36:48.000 But I think there was a senator who said this again, this idea that a woman had to orgasm.
01:36:54.000 Meaning undermining the idea that you couldn't be raped unless you had an orgasm, which was a Victorian belief.
01:37:00.000 I remember that.
01:37:01.000 I think that was really recently.
01:37:04.000 Yeah, I think it was in the last year.
01:37:05.000 I hate to say it!
01:37:07.000 Jesus Christ!
01:37:08.000 I really do remember...
01:37:09.000 I should just be in the background popping up and I could have a sign that says 18th century or 19th century.
01:37:15.000 Where did that idea come from originally?
01:37:17.000 I do have this weird, vague memory that that was the way that...
01:37:23.000 That you were taught?
01:37:25.000 It's too weird.
01:37:27.000 I don't remember.
01:37:28.000 It's too vague.
01:37:30.000 It does sound too weird.
01:37:31.000 Now I picture you went to a really Victorian school.
01:37:34.000 No, I went to a place called Newton South in a suburb of Boston.
01:37:37.000 Really nice school.
01:37:38.000 Nothing wrong with it.
01:37:39.000 Other than your sex ed.
01:37:42.000 I'm not sure if that was...
01:37:45.000 And did they pass out the jug and penis as well after?
01:37:48.000 No, they didn't.
01:37:48.000 They did smack our hands, though.
01:37:50.000 They caught us masturbating.
01:37:51.000 Yeah.
01:37:52.000 But why were people so obsessed with that?
01:37:56.000 Why were they so self-pleasuring?
01:37:58.000 Yeah, and I think that, again, you look at that sort of buttoned-up Victorian mentality.
01:38:03.000 Didn't they put dresses over the legs of pianos and chairs and stuff like that?
01:38:08.000 Oh, I don't know.
01:38:09.000 I think they did.
01:38:11.000 Because it would have been provocative?
01:38:14.000 Yes.
01:38:14.000 There might be more bullshit that I remember.
01:38:16.000 But I really do remember something.
01:38:19.000 Everybody fact-check that one, yeah.
01:38:20.000 I think we fact-checked this before.
01:38:21.000 It's horseshit, right?
01:38:22.000 It says it's not real.
01:38:23.000 Okay, you know what?
01:38:25.000 I remember where I heard it from.
01:38:26.000 I heard it from Terrence McKenna.
01:38:28.000 It was one of the things he talked about during one of his speeches.
01:38:32.000 That's right, we did fact-check that.
01:38:34.000 I mean, we like to think that the past is really different from us, which it is in some ways.
01:38:39.000 But, you know, again, like, we still share some similar fears.
01:38:42.000 And the masturbation thing, actually, the last thing I want to show you that I brought is this.
01:38:49.000 What is that?
01:38:50.000 This is a urine wheel that would have dated to the medieval period.
01:38:54.000 Oh, my God.
01:38:55.000 And so the idea was that the doctor could diagnose you according to the color of your urine.
01:39:01.000 Spoiler alert, if your urine's black, you're probably in big trouble.
01:39:04.000 Yeah, Rob Doe.
01:39:04.000 Yeah.
01:39:05.000 And they didn't just look at the color.
01:39:10.000 They tasted the urine as well.
01:39:12.000 Hilarious.
01:39:14.000 And they could diagnose diabetes because someone with diabetes, their urine tastes sweet.
01:39:19.000 So they were actually diagnosing diabetes.
01:39:22.000 Oh, Christ.
01:39:22.000 Yeah, there you go.
01:39:23.000 That's the one we based it off.
01:39:25.000 Oh, my God.
01:39:25.000 But my favorite part of the urine in the medieval period and doctors with urine...
01:39:31.000 Some practitioners would take the urine and put it into a divination bowl and they could tell your future.
01:39:37.000 And I think they should bring that back.
01:39:39.000 At the end of your checkup, not to be covered by insurance, but out of pocket.
01:39:45.000 If they test your urine and you're totally dehydrated and there's blood in there, like, yeah, bro, you ain't going to make it.
01:39:51.000 Yeah.
01:39:51.000 You don't even have to do the divination bowl.
01:39:53.000 You don't have to do that.
01:39:54.000 Well, it's weird that image in the whole circle, the center circle, that a guy is the doctor holding the flask?
01:40:03.000 Yes.
01:40:03.000 Is that the doctor?
01:40:04.000 Yep, that would be the doctor holding the flask and actually...
01:40:07.000 It's like a wine taster.
01:40:08.000 He is like a wine taster.
01:40:09.000 I did a whole, again, a YouTube video on this, which is why I have this stupid prop.
01:40:14.000 And we cut through images.
01:40:16.000 And that image of the doctor holding the flask was sort of the predominant image of a physician up into a certain period.
01:40:24.000 Now it's sort of like the stethoscope is the object now that we associate with doctors.
01:40:31.000 Right.
01:40:32.000 The flask used to be.
01:40:33.000 The urine flask used to be it.
01:40:35.000 That was it?
01:40:36.000 Yeah, they were called it.
01:40:36.000 The urine flask and a doctor's pole.
01:40:38.000 Yeah.
01:40:40.000 And the plague mask.
01:40:41.000 Oh my god.
01:40:43.000 But they used to call them piss prophets because they tell your fortune using your urine.
01:40:47.000 Oh my god.
01:40:48.000 I think that is something we should bring back.
01:40:50.000 I think you have the power to bring that back.
01:40:52.000 Well, you know what?
01:40:53.000 If there's tarot card readers, why not piss prophets?
01:40:55.000 Yeah.
01:40:55.000 At least piss prophets are basing it on something.
01:40:58.000 Yeah.
01:40:59.000 Throw your urine into that divination bowl.
01:41:01.000 I know there's so many images of the doctor holding the flask.
01:41:03.000 That is crazy.
01:41:05.000 Obviously, the color of your urine could be an indicator of health.
01:41:07.000 It still is today.
01:41:08.000 Oh, yeah.
01:41:08.000 And look at the guy.
01:41:09.000 He's like, what do you think, doc?
01:41:10.000 How am I doing?
01:41:11.000 I know.
01:41:12.000 He looks like he's hurting.
01:41:13.000 Very, very worried.
01:41:14.000 There's got to be some piss prophets in L.A. Yeah.
01:41:16.000 Los Feliz.
01:41:17.000 They're gonna open up a store right now.
01:41:19.000 Look at the band-aid around the guy's head.
01:41:21.000 Yeah.
01:41:22.000 Like, he's hurting.
01:41:23.000 The guy's got a head injury and the doctor's checking his piss.
01:41:25.000 Nothing good, yeah.
01:41:26.000 What's the next image?
01:41:27.000 What's going on there?
01:41:28.000 I think he's pulling a tooth, yeah.
01:41:30.000 Oh, Christ.
01:41:31.000 Yeah, actually, the barbers, when they pulled teeth, sometimes they would have a drum in the shop and it would get louder as they got closer to pulling the teeth, which would make me more anxious.
01:41:41.000 Oh my God.
01:41:42.000 And the barber shop was a male domain because you'd also get advice on sexual diseases because, of course, everybody had syphilis.
01:41:49.000 Oh, so this is a fake nose.
01:41:53.000 So everybody sort of lost their noses.
01:41:55.000 What?
01:41:56.000 How'd they lose their nose?
01:41:58.000 Okay, so something you probably don't...
01:42:01.000 Something you probably don't know about syphilis.
01:42:03.000 I don't know if we have that image of syphilis that I sent.
01:42:08.000 Poor Jamie.
01:42:08.000 I told your bookie manager, Matt Staggs, I said, send these images to Jamie and don't tell them any context.
01:42:14.000 You know, and be like, what the hell is this podcast going to be on?
01:42:17.000 They lost their noses to the syphilis?
01:42:19.000 Yeah, they lost their noses.
01:42:19.000 So syphilis attacks sort of the soft tissue.
01:42:22.000 And the image that I sent through, which you'll show in a minute, The guy has holes in his scalp as well.
01:42:29.000 Oh, wow.
01:42:30.000 So that's a photograph.
01:42:31.000 That is a photograph from the 19th century.
01:42:33.000 Oh, my God.
01:42:33.000 It ate right through his head.
01:42:35.000 He held onto his nose, though, so you could just cover that with a hat.
01:42:39.000 Oh, I guess.
01:42:40.000 But it was incredibly painful, and Al Capone had syphilis, and so you lost your mind.
01:42:46.000 It attacked the soft tissues, attacked the brain.
01:42:49.000 It was really...
01:42:50.000 So people today, you know, I'll show these images on my Instagram or Twitter, and people will be like, wow, I didn't know syphilis was so bad.
01:42:55.000 It's like, people Well, syphilis is also responsible for powdered wigs.
01:43:00.000 You know that story, right?
01:43:01.000 No.
01:43:01.000 Oh, you don't?
01:43:02.000 No.
01:43:02.000 Oh, I got something for you then.
01:43:04.000 Yeah, you got something.
01:43:05.000 When it was, I forget, some noble person got syphilis and started wearing a wig.
01:43:12.000 Yeah.
01:43:12.000 And when they started wearing wigs, other people started emulating them because they were the celebrities of the kingdom.
01:43:18.000 Exactly.
01:43:18.000 I feel like this is a drunk history.
01:43:48.000 As it's sort of like an 18th century newspaper, and as the newspaper moves on, the women would have to sit at the bottom of the carriage because their wigs were so high in some cases.
01:43:59.000 I wonder if the women had syphilis.
01:44:01.000 Oh my gosh, yeah, absolutely.
01:44:03.000 Because it would be passed on or...
01:44:05.000 So that's probably why they had wigs as well.
01:44:06.000 Yeah.
01:44:07.000 And with syphilis, you know, your nose fell off and it was so prevalent in the 19th century that they had no nose clubs.
01:44:14.000 So people would get together.
01:44:16.000 Yeah.
01:44:16.000 And they would, in London, they would cheer the fact that, you know, we lost our nose.
01:44:20.000 Yeah.
01:44:20.000 We lost our nose.
01:44:21.000 We have syphilis.
01:44:21.000 So they couldn't smell anything either.
01:44:23.000 No, I mean, it was awful.
01:44:24.000 And actually, one of the ways that they treated syphilis was through mercury, which is very poisonous.
01:44:29.000 Oh, terrific.
01:44:29.000 And so when you talk about the loss of- Is this a no-nose club?
01:44:32.000 Writers in London- I don't know if that's the no-nose club, but- Yeah, they might have STDs, though, it says.
01:44:37.000 Yeah, they're all just standing there with top hats and underwear.
01:44:41.000 Pull up the thing, though, about bigwigs, so I can show her- Oh, do you see that one right up there?
01:44:46.000 Oh, sorry.
01:44:46.000 Oh yeah, that's from mine.
01:44:48.000 If you go up, wait, up Jamie.
01:44:51.000 So that man didn't lose his nose to syphilis, but that's an early form of rhinoplasty that dates back to the Renaissance.
01:44:59.000 And you'd have to stay in that position for weeks while that grafted.
01:45:03.000 I believe this man was injured.
01:45:06.000 So this guy had a cut of his, for people just listening, there's a slice off of his arm that's connected to his nose, and they have taped and strapped his arm to the top of his head.
01:45:17.000 So he's to stay in this position while the chunk of his arm grows into his face, and then they're going to cut it and remove it when it develops its own blood supply.
01:45:28.000 It's like The Nick.
01:45:29.000 If people have watched that show, The Nick, they have a scene with this.
01:45:33.000 So, yeah, it was so uncomfortable.
01:45:36.000 You might be better off with no-no's.
01:45:38.000 Yeah, you might be better off.
01:45:39.000 And Mercury, of course, you would lose your teeth in it.
01:45:42.000 Just really awful kinds of things they did with Mercury.
01:45:44.000 Well, it just didn't work.
01:45:45.000 No.
01:45:45.000 How long did that last for, the Mercury thing?
01:45:48.000 All the way into the 19th century.
01:45:50.000 And so there's a phrase...
01:45:51.000 After a bunch of people died, when they go, hey, guys, this mercury...
01:45:53.000 People are still cupping, you know?
01:45:55.000 What are we basing this on?
01:45:56.000 Yeah, okay.
01:45:57.000 Syphilis hidden between powder waste.
01:45:59.000 Syphilis epidemic in the late 1500s.
01:46:00.000 Europe left people with patchy hair loss.
01:46:02.000 Go to the actual...
01:46:04.000 Who was it?
01:46:08.000 Yeah, so these noblemen.
01:46:09.000 They were all gross, disgusting people with STDs.
01:46:13.000 But what is the name of the guy?
01:46:15.000 Hold on.
01:46:15.000 Don't scroll.
01:46:16.000 Go back up.
01:46:17.000 Here.
01:46:18.000 Yeah, okay, there it is.
01:46:19.000 Oh, Louis XIV. Louis XIV, only 17, his mom started thinking, worried that baldness might hurt his reputation.
01:46:24.000 Louis hired 48 wig makers to save his image.
01:46:26.000 Five years later, King of...
01:46:28.000 So, but if you scroll down...
01:46:30.000 Both men likely had syphilis.
01:46:32.000 Yes, both men likely had syphilis.
01:46:33.000 So this is what started it all out.
01:46:36.000 That's interesting.
01:46:37.000 They're hideous, too.
01:46:39.000 I mean, to our modern sensibilities, that just looks so bizarre.
01:46:43.000 Well, not only...
01:46:44.000 Yeah, I mean, everything's gross, right?
01:46:45.000 No one's washing themselves.
01:46:47.000 Yeah, this is what I mean.
01:46:48.000 They don't know what germs are.
01:46:49.000 People think it was great.
01:46:50.000 They watch a Hollywood movie, they're like, oh, it'd be so beautiful to live in the pen.
01:46:53.000 No, it would have smelled.
01:46:54.000 People are such assholes with that.
01:46:55.000 That drives me crazy when people want to pretend...
01:46:57.000 Romanticize that it was so lovely.
01:46:59.000 There are terrible things about life today.
01:47:01.000 There absolutely are.
01:47:02.000 But this is the best time to be alive ever, by far.
01:47:04.000 Yeah, people say, is this the best time medically?
01:47:07.000 And it's like, well, hopefully that's always true, right?
01:47:09.000 Hopefully tomorrow is better than, you know, hopefully we're advancing and learning more and everything.
01:47:15.000 I mean, I think that, you know, we shouldn't look at science and medicine as totally linear, like that we're progressing towards something, but that, you know, obviously we're learning from what doesn't work and That's why I said failure is a huge part of what I love to talk about on YouTube and stuff because we just don't talk about it enough in life and science and medicine and all the things that fail and help us get to where we are today.
01:47:41.000 Well, Lindsay, thank you.
01:47:42.000 Thank you.
01:47:42.000 And thank you for writing this awesome book and thank you for your amazing Twitter feed.
01:47:46.000 I've been spending many, many, many moments freaking the fuck out reading your stuff and watching your images.
01:47:54.000 Thank you so much.
01:47:54.000 I'm really happy you could come down here and share all this stuff with us.
01:47:56.000 Thank you so much for having me on the show.
01:47:58.000 Tell people how to get a hold of you on Instagram, how they can check out your feed.
01:48:02.000 Okay.
01:48:02.000 I'm Dr. Lindsey Fitzharris on Instagram and Dr. Lindsey Fitz on Twitter and Under the Knife on YouTube and the book is The Butchering Art.
01:48:09.000 You can get it on Amazon.
01:48:10.000 I'd really love it if you bought it.
01:48:12.000 They're going to buy it.
01:48:13.000 I guarantee you.
01:48:14.000 Joe Rogan said buy it.
01:48:15.000 It's really good.
01:48:15.000 It's really good.
01:48:16.000 It'll freak you out.
01:48:17.000 Excellent.
01:48:17.000 Thank you so much, Lindsey.
01:48:18.000 Thank you so much.
01:48:20.000 Bye, everybody.
01:48:32.000 Thank you.