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00:03:21.000But those guys up in the mountains that they're talking about in that book Born to Run, I feel like they have, some of them made their own shoes with like tires.
00:03:29.000Like they cut tires and made their own shoes and they're running like a hundred miles up there.
00:03:41.000One of the main reasons you're here, I want to talk to you, is because you're my favorite Mexican, and now we have a Mexican-American heavyweight champion of the motherfucking world.
00:06:25.000I've joked around about this before and people think I'm bullshitting and I kind of am a little bit because I know most of the impact gets in there.
00:06:32.000But if you were going to fight a guy and right before you fought him, he puts on a vest made out of fat and meat and stitches it up and it sticks out.
00:09:38.000Yeah, we talked about this, but in MMA, you go for the jiu-jitsu guy.
00:09:42.000I don't care what nationality you are in MMA. Or I go for the...
00:09:46.000Like if someone's fighting Melvin Manhoff, I don't necessarily want Melvin Manhoff to win, but I definitely want to see Melvin Manhoff go Melvin Manhoff on somebody.
00:13:40.000Hey, it's still a flat TV. I don't know how, like, then you need it.
00:13:43.000Dude, I'm gonna go old school, and I'm gonna start riding a bike and getting a rounded TV when them fucked up TVs where they're dark in the corner.
00:13:56.000Dude, the first time I got a TV, it was a big-ass TV. My first TV that I bought when I first got on television, it was like 30 inches or something like that.
00:14:07.000I was like, look at the size of this fucking TV. It was giant from here to here.
00:14:12.000And I remember sitting in this stupid thing on the floor and it had to be so far away from the wall because there was all this extra shit behind it.
00:14:22.000There was like tubes and stuff and bazookas.
00:14:26.000There was like wires and everything and this big box and fans and stuff.
00:16:10.000Imagine just being alive back then when those things started happening and being some dude who thinks way, way ahead and looks at this and goes, whoa, where is this going to go?
00:16:21.000People in 50 years are going to look back at this time and go, shit!
00:16:25.000Remember when people used to actually open their eyes?
00:16:29.000We're going to be like in some kind of matrix type environment.
00:24:58.000So they did like a biological survey of the Everglades, and they were down like 99% in some animals, like deer, 99% marsh hair, like 98%, 95% raccoons, that kind of shit.
00:26:10.000So what they would do is they would take, I would guess, like a chunk of the Everglades, you know, like 100 square yards or something like that, and they'd measure the amount, and then they would do another one.
00:26:18.000They would do it like several places and then take an average, and then calculate all the square footage, and that's why they'd be pro or con.
00:26:26.000You would think like hundreds of people would have been killed already.
00:26:28.000No, because I don't think that many people, first of all, go in there and I don't think they want to eat people.
00:26:33.000I think they probably don't know what the fuck a person is.
00:26:36.000Whether they see a rabbit or some other shit, that probably looks like food.
00:29:38.000This video, this little white mouse is in this cage, just looking around with this frog, and this frog just slowly comes closer to him, slowly comes closer, and then swop!
00:33:07.000What a weird place to choose to put a mansion.
00:33:10.000I get you want to be able to scream and not get in trouble.
00:33:13.000One thing I learned about that trip is the people that like that shit are the people that will see a tarantula and pick it up and try to scare You have to be one of those people.
00:33:27.000People like me who are scared of bugs, I'm not a jungle guy.
00:35:30.000Because if you look at the North Pole, if you look at the North Pole, looking down on it, all the surrounding countries, they're all white.
00:35:47.000It's supposedly a magical place, the North Pole.
00:35:49.000Well, it's because they don't get any vitamin D up there because it's hot as fuck where they're from and sunny, where they're from originally.
00:35:57.000And then as people migrated and got these northern climates, their skin became paler and paler like a solar panel for vitamin D. That's where you get it.
00:37:33.000Dude, he was talking about the Amazon and that hidden civilizations that were, at one point in time in the Amazon, then European settlers, or European explorers, rather, came there and gave them smallpox, and it burned through the entire fucking population, just like it burned through the Native Americans.
00:37:47.000Same deal, just wiped out these huge cities.
00:37:50.000People just abandoned these huge cities.
00:37:52.000And he was saying that at one point in time, they think as much as 20 million people are living in the Amazon.
00:37:56.000Then they had these really big established cities.
00:38:00.000So now they're using this stuff called Lidar.
00:38:02.000It's like light, like laser, that they shoot from a fucking plane and they make maps of the jungle.
00:38:14.000Because the first European explorers, when they went to the Amazon, according to Grant Hancock in his book, which is called America Before, the first European explorers, when they came to the Amazon, they were like, oh my god, this is incredible.
00:38:27.000They have these massive cities and sophisticated culture, and they wrote back about it.
00:38:32.000Then when people came back hundreds of years later, everything was gone.
00:38:37.000It was all just engulfed by the jungle because all the people died off after the fucking European explorers came.
00:40:01.000You'd imagine people that live in the jungle must be exposed to certain parasites or certain diseases or germs that they don't get in Europe either.
00:40:11.000Transferring them back and forth like that probably wouldn't have...
00:40:13.000If they went and visited a giant ship full of Amazonians and went to visit Europe, they probably would have given them some strange diseases.
00:40:50.000You know, they say people are used to smells.
00:40:53.000That's why people that live in those towns where they have a factory and everything smells like chicken shit or something like that, those people get used to it.
00:40:59.000Or when you're on the 405 and you pass by that Budweiser plant, it smells like it has that weird...
00:43:40.000The way you're holding that, while you do it, it is quite hilarious.
00:43:44.000It's the perfect, like if someone was talking about a conspiracy theory and they had a blunt, And they were just like in full bore conspiracy talk while they're holding a joint.
00:43:53.000It's so scary, dude, that I don't even want to talk about it.
00:44:33.000It's entirely possible that it does something to dull the senses because it occupies an area...
00:44:40.000I mean, if we have the capability of recognizing the fact that there's these signals around us all the time, cellular signals, radio signals, satellite signals, we're surrounded constantly by signals.
00:44:53.000Are we absolutely sure that our body doesn't have the capacity to recognize those signals?
00:44:59.000Even though we don't have a really clear method of taking those signals in and then translating them into visuals or into audio, because we can't take that serious satellite signal and then have a player in our head.
00:45:14.000Because of that, we assume that we're not taking it in, in some way.
00:45:30.000Foggy is when I'm in the woods, when I'm in the mountains, when there's no cell phone service, there's no radio service, there's no Wi-Fi, there ain't shit up there.
00:45:38.000It's weird how satellites don't work when someone's in the woods.
00:46:08.000You could triangulate your position from towers alone, but that's just a conspiracy theory.
00:46:13.000Well, you probably could triangulate your position from towers, but you couldn't broadcast to such a gigantic area like you can with satellites.
00:49:17.000We all know that one day you could be in something that's as ridiculous as what you're experiencing right now and it could be a simulation.
00:49:24.000Yes, yes, but they believe that we're already in a computer.
00:49:30.000They might not necessarily believe it, but they're entertaining the idea.
00:59:46.000They want people to believe in aliens.
00:59:48.000So what do you think that the cattle mutilations were?
00:59:50.000You think they were testing weapons on these cattle?
00:59:52.000Bill Cooper said it was really simple.
00:59:54.000All the cattle were found by military bases, and what they do is they...
00:59:57.000When they're constantly checking radiation levels around bases, constantly.
01:00:02.000So what they do is, if there's cows, they'll routinely take a cow, take out its rectum, take out certain organs surgically, and then they dump them just to scare people.
01:00:21.000It's always good to scare people with aliens.
01:00:24.000I wonder if those cattle abductions, if they coincided with areas where there was some sort of toxic dump, ammunition dump or something like that.
01:00:36.000Do they have more of them around Nevada where they did all those nuclear tests?
01:00:41.000The gist of what Bill Cooper said was, they were all found near military bases, and once he looked into it, he's like, oh, I know what they're doing.
01:00:49.000They're checking radiation levels, and they're scaring people at the same time.
01:00:52.000That makes sense, because it was surgically removed, right?
01:01:17.000Say if you didn't really have a tag to shoot a deer, and then you shot a deer in another place where you're not supposed to be, but you have a tag at a different place, because there's some places where it's easier to get tags, you just take the deer out of the forbidden place,
01:01:33.000take a picture of it or something like that, and then go back home.
01:01:36.000Well, they busted people because park rangers recognize certain mountain peaks.
01:01:42.000And they're like, no, no, no, you weren't there.
01:01:43.000I know exactly where you were when you killed this deer.
01:01:46.000And then they go to that different place and they look at the picture and they try to coordinate and then they find the gut pile and then they convict people of poaching.
01:02:02.000That makes sense that they would do that.
01:02:04.000Because if you think you took that animal and killed it and cut it and left this big bloody pot and then put it in a truck and then dragged it 10 miles away and dropped it off there, people would be like, this is crazy.
01:02:15.000There's no blood at the scene of the crime.
01:05:55.000He spills the beans about getting involved with all these drug dealers, and, you know, rolling these people over, taking their money, and then going to business with them.
01:06:47.000And what they were talking about today, and when I was walking the dog, I was listening to this, they were saying, no, what it does is it exposes you more than it corrupts you.
01:06:56.000And they gave some examples about Richard Nixon, that Richard Nixon, when he was young, his professor told him not to be a lawyer because he has really shitty ethics.
01:07:07.000It exposed him when he became president.
01:08:49.000I know there's cops out there that you know are probably a couple of them out there fucking people up and maybe for sure for sure but the cops I know the cops that I come in Contact with they've always been cool to me.
01:11:04.000I think that's where that absolute power corrupting comes in corrupt some fucking people You know, there's some dirty birds out there I think in the future though, man You're gonna see less and less of it.
01:11:21.000I think it was probably a hundred percent of the way things ran like many many years ago and Now it's way less cuz it's just way more transparency, you know, you know that cocaine Cowboys documentary you've seen that Billy Corbin stuff?
01:12:15.000The CIA, even if they didn't produce it, if some cowboys in the CIA were selling drugs, even if they didn't produce Scarface, they certainly benefited from it somewhat.
01:12:27.000Because it made drug smugglers, for all the drug smugglers...
01:13:26.000I don't know if it had in the murders of the two kids, though.
01:13:30.000Because that's really how they got busted.
01:13:32.000They got busted because they were dropping off coke out of these planes and two kids saw the drop-off and they found the two kids near the coke and they fucking murdered them.
01:13:41.000And then they put them on train tracks and said they got high and fell asleep on train tracks.
01:13:47.000Families did an autopsy and found knife wounds on the kid.
01:13:50.000They knew something was up and then they investigated and slowly but surely the pieces started to fall apart.
01:13:56.000And then when Barry Seal was murdered, he had George Bush's phone number in his pocket.
01:16:06.000He had a famous fight where he learned Wing Chun doesn't really work on Americans.
01:16:10.000It was in a YMCA. He was fighting for the right to teach foreigners Kung Fu because the elders that lived in San Francisco or Seattle, I forget.
01:19:58.000You could do it like that movie, man, this was like 20 years ago, the Final Fantasy movie where they did animation but they tried to make it look real.
01:21:07.000But then again, if everybody else in the movie isn't like Steve McQueen and all the other famous folks in the movie, like are they using different people for them?
01:21:16.000Imagine if in the future all they ever make is like Charles Bronson movies, Steve McQueen movies, Bruce Lee movies, and they do it with regular actors, and the regular actors get paid like scale.
01:21:29.000These are giant ass fucking huge movies.
01:23:35.000yeah why do you think it's fake how much do you think is fake that you see in space man um you know warner von braun was a nazi right yes okay he was brought in from operation paperclip right right we had annie jacobsen on did you listen to that yeah yeah she talked in depth about that i mean that's how everyone agrees on that yep everyone agrees that he directed all six moon missions yeah everyone agrees everyone agrees that him and walt disney were best friends Were they best friends?
01:24:35.000You know when you're talking about that Foxcatcher movie?
01:24:37.000You've said it a couple times on your podcast where you're like, once you saw that they left Gary Goodridge out, you were like, I can't trust this movie.
01:26:11.000The first thing Elon Musk said in his press conference, the first thing he said is like, well, I think it's impossible and ridiculous, and you can tell it's real because it looks so fake.
01:26:31.000You can tell it's real because it looks so fake is the opposite of logic.
01:26:35.000Or that's just something he says because he's a fucking genius and he's taking a picture from space of a car that's flying through the air.
01:26:41.000No, the reason he said that was because all day when they did that, all day all over the internet was like fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.
01:29:18.000That most of the people that are telling you the truth about this or that online, that also don't have proof, that also are talking about these things and they haven't shown you, you haven't seen it, you haven't been there, just like you haven't been,
01:29:48.000Assume that the people that are making these YouTube videos, that they're correct, but the people that are putting up satellites are full of shit.
01:31:56.000That's what the scientists say, Eddie, the ones who make the GPS, the ones who make the maps, the ones who chart the fucking paths for airplanes and shipping routes, all those people say it's round.
01:32:05.000All the people that do satellites, all the people that are involved in aerospace, all the people that are involved in anything where you have to calculate the fucking curve of the earth to get things to places.
01:32:56.000If we live on a ball that at every hundred miles there should be 6,000 feet of curvature, there's a formula for it.
01:33:04.000But when you look, there's Navy ships that can target other Navy ships with lasers, a 100 miles away, it would be impossible if there was a 6,000 foot curvature of water.
01:35:08.000That's like Russian roulette right there, dude.
01:35:10.000They're going to be throwing bombs at each other.
01:35:12.000It's real good, particularly now with Donald has been on a tear, like the last four fights, three, four fights.
01:35:19.000I mean, he's just looked so good, man.
01:35:21.000The Al Iaquinta fight, for people who know how good Al is, for Donald to handle Al like that and drop him, and really put it to him like the way Al put it.
01:35:33.000I mean, Al said he beat the shit out of me.
01:37:29.000You're talking about a catastrophic knee injury and then six months later, he's fighting a world-class fighter and he's getting his legs checked.
01:39:09.000He has the ability to focus more than anybody I know.
01:39:13.000His ability to focus, and you see that not only in the striking aspect of his game or the wrestling, but you see it in the jiu-jitsu, and that's where I see it, is he has so much focus.
01:39:39.000There can't be any fuck-ups and I show him this and after like four or five reps He's got it down mmm and most people it takes six months to get it down to understand it and he just can he just Doesn't take him long to learn shit anything wrestling striking anything new he's down But he doesn't forget it.
01:42:58.000Imagine if someone's foot fungus was so disgusting that even the alcohol didn't kill it and it germinated inside your gut where foot fungus is never going to be.
01:43:07.000Like, if there's venereal diseases, right?
01:43:45.000If there was foot-sucking diseases, you know?
01:43:49.000Before you make out with someone, you've got to tell them, hey, I just want you to know I've got a foot-sucking disease, so if you don't, maybe we shouldn't do this.
01:45:26.000They're just gonna be ripping each other's underwear off and using them over a filter, put it over a glass and drink right through your underwear.
01:45:33.000How did that cat coffee get found out that that was a fucking good idea?
01:45:37.000Because some asshole decided to pick cat shit and find beans in it.
01:48:00.000They noticed that these particular animals were eating specific cherries or whatever that they were leaving around and that they were going undigested.
01:48:08.000So at some point they decided to clean it off and see how it tasted, I guess.
01:49:53.000Could France's cruelest food be back on the menu?
01:49:55.000As French chefs lobby for Ordolons to be reintroduced onto menus, we explain why cooking the rare and delicate songbird is so controversial.
01:50:18.000No, man, it's a weird little tiny animal.
01:50:21.000It says, why is it illegal to cook and kill an Ortolan?
01:50:24.000The RSPB lists their status as vulnerable, and throughout the 1970s and 1980s, numbers in France declined dramatically as poachers caught vast numbers to supply restaurants where the bird has long been considered a rare and expensive delicacy.
01:50:39.000Some restaurants would charge over 50 pounds for the dish.
01:50:54.000France's League for the Protection of Birds claimed order lawn numbers plunged 30% between 1997 and 2007, as many as 1,500 poachers catching an estimated 30,000 live birds a year.
01:51:07.000So they're just decimating these fucking things.
01:51:11.000The method of capture and killing them is what's fucked up about it.
01:51:15.000So the hunters catch the birds using traps in the fields.
01:51:18.000They're kept in cages, encouraging them to gorge on grain in order to double their size.
01:51:24.000And it's said the Roman emperors stabbed out their eyes in order to make the birds think it was night, making them eat even more.
01:52:16.000But I suppose it might be less cruel than throwing a live lobster into a pot of boiling water.
01:52:21.000Anyway, so that's how they drown them, and then they cook them, and then you eat the whole fucking thing, bones and all, and the bones puncture your mouth and shit, and that's part of it.
01:52:30.000Like, you taste your own blood as you're eating these fucking things.
01:54:10.000They could be watching on their computer.
01:54:11.000But how many of them watch on their TV, like with YouTube?
01:54:14.000It's probably a pretty small percentage, right?
01:54:15.000It switches because they're tracking, they splinter it between an Xbox or a PS4 or a smart TV. I watch YouTube on my TV. I mirror that shit.
01:54:29.000YouTube is one of the other apps that's built into the TV I bought.
01:54:32.000So you can get Netflix right from your TV. You don't have to have an Apple TV. YouTube right from your TV. It's interesting how big it is now.
01:59:23.000We get right to the point of people actually having sex, and then all of a sudden it just becomes not even an animation, it just becomes outlines.
01:59:30.000You see people kissing, as long as they don't outline dicks, as long as they don't have fake dicks and vaginas, how far can you go?
01:59:36.000Tight shots of the chest, back, shoulder.
02:00:15.000So you could be flipping through, and someone's just got straight up hardcore porn on the biggest, I mean, it's got to be, if not the biggest social media platform on the planet Earth, it's top two, right?
02:00:56.000I mean, it's enormous and they allow porn.
02:00:58.000It's kind of crazy because like I know they're not as big as YouTube in terms of like total minutes watched of things and the thing is that most of what Twitter is is text.
02:01:09.000Most of it, you know, so when they have porn it's not it's like a fraction of what the whole thing is.
02:01:14.000Whereas if YouTube had porn it would very quickly become most of YouTube.
02:01:19.000Like if YouTube just had porn People would blow a fucking gasket.
02:01:25.000Because kids are on YouTube all the time.
02:01:29.000Did Sean get on YouTube and look at things?
02:02:03.000And they had made it like with a formula just so that they could catch kids in these algorithms that recommend the next video and play the next video.
02:02:12.000So it would eventually get to their video.
02:02:14.000Because it would say, you know, like, someone from Frozen with Spider-Man, like, and have those names in the title.
02:03:41.000Because you can put out a video, like if you wanted to talk some shit on Burt Reynolds or whatever, you could put Burt Reynolds and they can't...
02:04:14.000But you could probably get away with, if you have your own script and you make some stupid play with Elsa and Spider-Man, you could probably get away with that.
02:04:25.000They're all like trying to figure out what you can and can't do You know what what what can you not and so these companies that are making these weird fuck and that that was a People one where there's people most of them that I saw before they they purged them more animated There are weird animations where it was always a baby and the baby would fall and cut their head It was fucked up like the same image would happen over and over again There was these websites that were analyzing it.
02:06:06.000I don't know how much we can show this, because this will absolutely get us pulled.
02:06:12.000This dude got confronted by Inside Edition.
02:06:15.000They're doing these stories on these preachers that use the donations from their flock to buy private jets and live like a baller.
02:06:22.000And so she asks him, you know, is it true that you said that you don't want to fly commercial because you don't want to be stuck in a tube with demons?
02:06:29.000And he, first of all, he got caught off guard and he kind of was chilled at first.
02:06:35.000But then he got mad at her when she asked that same question again.
02:06:38.000He said, no, and I didn't, and don't you bring it up.
02:10:45.000They're not prosecuting them because people aren't screaming for it.
02:10:47.000What's really interesting is that if you look at some of the things that people are really rallying about today, what you would call like social justice warriors.
02:10:55.000People are rallying around so many different causes.
02:10:57.000Those people that are rallying around all these causes, supporting Antifa, doing this, you know, protecting this and going after that, what they're not doing is going after that church.
02:11:08.000How come they're not shouting from their...
02:11:10.000If you really want justice, if you really want to do good in the world, Wouldn't you want to stop the pedophiles?
02:15:38.000The last four years of his life, he had cancer, and he had an assistant, and you can watch her on YouTube talk.
02:15:44.000Her name is Dr. Carol Roselyn, and she said that he kept telling her over and over, they're preparing, like on his deathbed, they're preparing for a fake alien invasion.
02:16:43.000The aliens and all that, the Nazis were doing that to their own people.
02:16:48.000When I was balls deep in the UFO community, they would show us that there's pictures of the German UFOs.
02:16:55.000And in the UFO community, we looked at that as evidence that they must have found crashed UFOs, and then they're trying to reverse engineer them.
02:17:03.000That's what everybody in the UFO community thinks.
02:17:05.000But when you look into it, dude, they were trying to scare their own people to look for the government.
02:17:11.000They're just scaring us so that we go to the government.
02:17:13.000Well, science fiction had flying saucers before flying saucers were something that the government or the German government tried to create.
02:17:45.000For sure, NASA. So when you look at this, if the Nazis were trying to scare their own people with fake UFOs, they must have came in and said, dude, you guys aren't on the UFO shit.
02:18:29.000There was no way they could pull it off because the only way to make a new world order actually happen is you've got to get the people to embrace it.
02:18:59.000When you're in the UFO community, you take that Reagan speech from the UN and from the CFR, and you look at that as proof that there's aliens.
02:19:06.000But now I look at that, when you look at him, like at the CFR, he goes, wouldn't all our jobs...
02:19:12.000It would be a little bit easier if there was some sort of threat, some extraterrestrial threat.
02:21:47.000And that's part of the problem is that so many people hate Trump, that even when he says something like that, that we should listen to because it's coming from the President of the United States while he's a sitting President and while he's talking about pulling people out of troops, out of war.
02:22:01.000And people still don't want to listen because it's on Fox News and because it's the president.
02:22:05.000Because so many people hate the president.
02:28:54.000But it's kind of the same in the same way that, you know, Conor McGregor knocks people dead in the UFC. And you know, Floyd Mayweather is the greatest boxer of all time.
02:29:41.000He just seems like, the way he knocked out Kane, we clipped him with that little short uppercut and Kane seemed like he didn't even know he got hit.
02:30:19.000If you stop and think about how quickly Deontay Wilder went from boxing to earning a bronze medal in the Olympics, it was a year and a half.
02:30:25.000I mean, Wilder is exceptionally talented, exceptionally powerful, unbelievable one-punch knockout power, but so is Francis.
02:30:33.000Like, if Francis has chosen to go that path, who fucking knows, man?
02:32:32.000You know, everybody has their own ideas.
02:32:34.000You know, that's one of the real problems that fighters have at a really high level is finding people that you can train with that are commensurate in skill level, but they're not trying to take you out, you know, to aid each other.
02:34:26.000There's a lot of aspects to his game that are very interesting, but he just knows how to feel where a guy is.
02:34:33.000He knows the distance in terms of knowing how to feel where a guy is in terms of how far away the guy is from him because he's the best ever at utilizing his long reach.
02:34:41.000But he also knows where the guy is psychologically.
02:34:44.000He knows when guys are physically tired.
02:36:18.000The question is whether or not he's going to be able to collect.
02:36:22.000Because when you sue someone, they can go bankrupt.
02:36:26.000Like if they're a corporation, that's why someone forms an LLC. So if they've got some steroid-tainted shit and an athlete sues them, I wonder if they actually have to pay or if they could just disband the company.
02:36:39.000Because $27 million is a lot of money.
02:39:19.000Yeah, and then the meanwhile, if they have that money, they could just invest that money and just make itself back and then give them what they invested.
02:44:38.000Skiing in on a fucking hill of cocaine.
02:44:42.000It's crazy how, yeah, they got a bunch of actors and plants and all that shit, but it's crazy how they get people to believe it and they get put in trances and shit.
02:44:51.000Some of them are acting, but some of them are like, you know, there's a certain percentage of people that are hypnotizable.
02:45:23.000Well, one of the things they do is they let you be aware that they might call upon you.
02:45:28.000And so, just to make sure that your story matches, we would like to know, whatever happened to you, is there something that's bothering you, so that we know that when Cindy the Magnificent, when she calls out to you, that your story matches up with a piece of paper.
02:45:45.000There's little weird tricks they do with people.
02:45:46.000They ask them to fill out these forms, talk about their childhood.
02:45:52.000They'll have gophers listening to people talk.
02:45:54.000But I'm talking about hypnotist shows where they take one person on stage and they hypnotize them, then they wake them up, and then they make them do weird shit that they don't remember.
02:46:21.000They could be in a trance, do something while they're awake, they're awake, and they do something under command without any control, and they don't remember it.
02:47:29.000I'm going to count to five, and when I count to five, you are going to be doing push-ups, and underneath you is going to be Madonna, and she's going to be naked.
02:48:49.000I laid there and he talked to me while I was laying there and when he was talking to me, I knew he was there and I knew I was there and I knew I was just chilling on this couch.
02:48:59.000It wasn't like I was in a trance and I was going somewhere and I was very aware that it was happening.
02:49:06.000But it was like, he put me in a suggestive state, and he was talking to me about various things that I wanted to work on, mostly organization and discipline stuff.
02:49:17.000Like discipline, like getting things done, which is something that I'm always concentrating on.
02:49:23.000And then when it was over, it was just over.
02:49:26.000I was awake through all of it, but it was weird.
02:52:08.000What if there was a hypnotist slash comedian that mastered hypnotizing people from the stage and got him to laugh hysterically at everything and so he's just like killing and crushing every night?
02:52:19.000Well, I think comedy is a form of mass hypnosis.
02:52:22.000It's funny you say that because I think that's what's happening when you're locked in.
02:52:26.000Like when you're locked in and everyone's locked into what you're doing and you're killing.
02:52:31.000There's these moments where it's like the audience syncs minds with you.
02:52:38.000Because when you're killing, There's this feeling that you get where you're like, it's an energy feeling.
02:52:46.000It's not just you saying something and they think you're so funny so you feel so good.
02:52:51.000It's like you're riding this wave and as long as you practice the material so much that you know where the beats are and as long as you're so engaged in the material that you really are thinking about it as you're saying it.
02:53:08.000You're not just saying the words because they know when you're just saying the words.
02:53:11.000They want you to be fully engaged but there's these moments when you are fully engaged and they know you are and you're riding this wave together because you know the material so much so that you can be fully engaged but not have to think about what comes next because you know what comes next but you're saying it as if you've never said it before and you're thinking of it as if you've never thought it before.
02:53:34.000You're thinking of it as if you've never said it before and they're locked in and it's like hypnosis.
02:53:38.000It's very, Very similar, as far as I know.
02:53:41.000I mean, I've never hypnotized anybody, but I feel like when you're killing, it's a state of mind.
02:53:46.000It's like you're achieving a group state of mind with all these people.
02:55:29.000And when it works on stage, it's that times a thousand.
02:55:34.000When people are laughing and everything's working, it's great.
02:55:37.000Obviously, when it's not working and they smell blood and you're not feeling what you're saying, you're kind of just going through the motions.
02:56:00.000I go on stage just clear-minded, and it's way better because it's easier to remember all the material when you're not stoned.
02:56:08.000You know, eventually I can, you know, go back to smoking weed like you before I set because I've gotten the structure down so well that I could just go up there.
02:56:16.000And it's like, you know, when I teach and I do a seminar...
02:56:55.000I have just a bunch of things that I do.
02:56:57.000I just start throwing knees, loosen up my arms, stretch my back out, stretch my legs out.
02:57:04.000When it works though, man, when you're just connected with the audience, What I felt that the most so far was in Houston, almost a year ago.
02:57:16.000And just for some reason, man, that crowd was a Saturday night.