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00:03:32.000What he's been through in his life, yeah, you're like, and now he's here somehow?
00:03:35.000Knowing him as a kid when he was the fucking man.
00:03:39.000And you'd see him on the cover of these magazines, like Kid Dynamite when he was 19 years old on Sports Illustrated, and just smashing everyone in front of him.
00:03:46.000And then all of a sudden he's hanging with you.
00:05:36.000The best fighters have an understanding, even if they have ego problems, they still have a pretty good understanding of who they are.
00:05:43.000And that can benefit you if you use it.
00:05:47.000I'm sure he probably went through therapy, but he didn't necessarily...
00:05:50.000He could probably have figured it out on his own just because he's a smart guy.
00:05:54.000He's a smart guy that grew up in a horrible, horrible way, where the first love he had was an old boxing trainer that turned him into a murderer.
00:06:02.000That was the first love that guy experienced.
00:06:06.000And from him being adopted by Custom Auto when he was a little kid, and having extreme physical gifts as well, it was this perfect storm.
00:06:15.000Dude, they said when he was 13, he weighed 190 pounds.
00:06:19.000Teddy Atlas used to bring him to boxing, these smoker events, and they were like, yeah, he's fucking 13. And they put him in with a 16-year-old, because nobody wanted to believe that a 13-year-old could be jacked like that.
00:06:30.000Well, when Jay was 13 years old, he weighed like 220. I think it's a different kind of weight.
00:06:41.000Yeah, that's not a 13-year-old you want to fight.
00:06:43.000Also, fun fact, he is the reason, Mike Tyson solely is the reason why now if you're on TV for even five minutes, they start scurrying about your tattoos being covered, or can you get a release for them all?
00:08:43.000And when she just decides that she doesn't give a shit anymore, she goes, well, no one told you to get my name tatted on you.
00:08:47.000Now you look like a fucking asshole with my name tatted on you.
00:08:49.000Have you ever done anything for a girl, like a tattoo?
00:08:53.000Yeah, so I have three Chinese characters here.
00:08:56.000This is back when I was young enough, when a tattoo shop was able to convince you, which I think they still do to people, that Chinese characters can say or spell anything, which is just not true.
00:09:06.000It's supposed to be letters, so I believed Chinese characters was CMS. They're still there.
00:09:13.000They're just blended into something else, but it was Sherilyn Marie Sleeter was the name of my girlfriend.
00:10:54.000But you were so psyched to go tell your friends, hey guys, you're calling me Ludog, man.
00:10:57.000Well, it was weird because I only had $70.
00:10:59.000And I was like, alright, dude, I have $70.
00:11:01.000I'm 18. I just turned 18. I was like, I'm getting a fucking tattoo.
00:11:04.000And I was like, alright, I'm getting Ludog no matter what.
00:11:06.000But I gotta get a little design underneath it.
00:11:11.000And then underneath it it was it was tribal like me almost it almost look like like antlers like tribal antlers but it was because I was poor something you would like scribble on a binder while you're boarding class Dude, it was a tramp stamp.
00:11:25.000It was a tiny tramp stamp underneath Lou Dog for no reason.
00:12:43.000If you can go back and just tell your teenage self, just wait until even your late 20s.
00:12:47.000You're going to have a lot of good years with awesome tattoos, or you're going to make this decision now and have the rest of your life with some pretty shitty ones.
00:12:53.000You have no money when you're 18. There's no money for good tattoos.
00:13:48.000Well, that's another thing about henna.
00:13:50.000Ladies or guys who are into henna tattoos, if you get those henna tattoos like in Thailand or something like that, sometimes it's not really henna.
00:17:41.000A guy got Legion of Skanks tattooed on his face, and you look at it and you go, that's awesome that you want to do that, but man, maybe you shouldn't have.
00:17:48.000He had a bunch of other face tattoos, though.
00:26:05.000So I got a TV right in front of me and I'm on this fucking elliptical machine watching fights and I would drink gigantic jugs of water with Himalayan salt and all these different...
00:30:34.000Yeah, and by the way, it hurt so much that when I went to the doctor, I was like, I'll take, because you can get medicine for it every day you take, so you don't get it, and I would have absolutely taken that as how much it hurt, and they'd go, no, you don't have a condition.
00:30:47.000I think I just went to a festival of concerts one weekend.
00:35:22.000So if you're an Air Marshal and you see these two guys getting after a little bit, just talking shit, grabbing bags, just being dicky to each other, when do you move in?
00:35:30.000Because you don't want everybody to know you're an Air Marshal.
00:37:39.000Well, what happened is they got destroyed on social media for weeks afterward, and they apologized, and were like, we're changing our policy, and all of this dumb shit.
00:39:18.000And it was this weird little Mexican standoff between a fucking dumb idiot Starbucks employee and two dumb idiots that wouldn't leave a Starbucks.
00:39:36.000Imagine if that one move from that one store, if the wings of the butterfly from that one little incident creates a dip in the value of the company.
00:39:46.000I feel like people wouldn't want to hang out there as long and you probably buy more shit if you like stay there.
00:39:50.000There's probably people who go up online a couple times if they're there, you know, writing.
00:39:53.000You don't want to write your script on your laptop while a guy's shitting his pants next to you.
00:39:57.000Yes, and I know we're four morons, but let's solve this.
00:40:00.000Like, why are there so many homeless people?
00:41:14.000When we were kids, you would see those boxes on the side of the road, and it was usually someone who was so fucked up that, you know, they just couldn't go anywhere, and they'd have a box, and they smelled like shit, and they were covered up.
00:41:26.000But we're seeing, like, different levels of homelessness.
00:41:32.000I saw homeless people all the time, but I never saw anything, and I haven't seen it in person, but I've never seen anything like the camps and stuff that I've seen.
00:41:49.000I think now there's like almost, some people think it's cool.
00:41:52.000I live in East Village, New York, and there is so many just kids that you're like, you're a phone call away from like solving this problem.
00:42:00.000Like you kind of want to be out here like...
00:42:31.000Also watching a guy like, you know, who just looks like as cruddy as homeless can be, like charging his phone on one of those stations is pretty funny.
00:42:39.000Well, that's what we have in New York.
00:43:28.000If you had to look at a graph of all the crimes that were committed using burner phones, like 7-Eleven burner phones, how many 7-Eleven burner phones are used by poor people and how many of them are used to commit crimes?
00:44:28.000Oh yeah, you go to MetroPCS right now, get a free Android phone, sign up for $40, and you're out the door, and then you never have to pay it again, because it's prepaid.
00:44:38.000Yeah, so you just have a certain amount of minutes, right?
00:45:56.000Yeah, MetroPCS, even if it's the best service.
00:45:59.000You know, like, the problem is, like, anytime anything's a bargain, even if it really is a great deal, and Metro PCS seems like a great deal, it does, like, anytime when things are a bargain, people don't want it.
00:46:11.000Like, some people want the shit that costs a lot and it's hard to get.
00:46:13.000Yeah, when I was a kid, I remember I would, I just wouldn't get sneakers that weren't like Nikes or like, Even if they were comfortable sneakers, even if they were more expensive, it didn't matter.
00:47:37.000I'm just saying, the difference between one you'd buy at JCPenney versus a shitty one you'd buy on the street, there's not much difference in quality in that.
00:47:44.000You might as well just buy the fake Louis Vuitton.
00:47:47.000Yeah, but if you were a kid and you didn't have a good name brand sneaker, you were shamed and embarrassed.
00:47:57.000When I was in the sixth grade, there were Voits, and that was the last shitty sneaker I ever had.
00:48:01.000It was just V-O-I-T. Got them at C.H. Martin's, which was this, I mean, as shitty of a department store as you could possibly get, and kids would just make fun of your shitty sneakers.
00:52:00.000There was a clip the other week of two guys, two black guys at a tow truck company, I think it is, that start filming this white guy that called them gorillas.
00:52:09.000But the white guy backing down as they're coming at him.
00:52:12.000And it's so funny why this guy would have said this.
00:52:15.000I almost believe the white guy's excuse, but he is lost.
00:52:19.000I guess he said something like, have one of these two gorillas bring it around.
00:52:22.000They're big guys, so he definitely kind of meant it like that, but it just doesn't look good.
00:52:26.000So him trying to explain to the guy, like, you call me and my black friends here gorillas.
00:53:19.000Dude, Ari at Skankfest, so Rich Voss and Bonnie McFarlane do a show where they, it's called Would You Bang Him, and they have like four or five female comedians on stage, and then a male comedian comes out and does a set, and at the end of it, the girls have to decide whether or not they would fuck him based off of a multitude of things and the set,
00:54:51.000And I mean, people outside of the people that were there, some people never, I mean, maybe they feel that the guy didn't do what they wanted him to do, but I mean, how long do you want someone to suffer?
00:55:01.000Well, the bummer is also the venue saying that their workers were afraid to stop it or do anything about it and that they were upset.
00:55:24.000This is all new territory for businesses.
00:55:27.000You have to understand that the idea of reacting to a journalist is not new, but the idea of reacting to thousands and thousands of people who make comments on your Instagram page, that is new.
00:55:37.000And for a business that's, you know...
00:56:07.000We're not boycotting because they wrote that letter.
00:56:10.000The other side isn't putting as much pressure on them, and that's why all these companies, that's why Gillette's making those razor commercials and shit, because they're scared of that side.
00:56:18.000Did you see the Gillette razor commercial where they, is it the Gillette one where the two firemen kiss?
00:57:01.000There's like a hot fireman and his hot boyfriend, and they're making out, and the guy comes back from a fire, and he's ready to get some dick, right?
00:58:31.000I want to say, do you know a company that preys on your laziness is the insurance that you get through SAG-AFTRA? Mm-hmm.
00:58:38.000Like, you know, you get it for free if you qualify, and then when you don't qualify for it, you're still enrolled in it, and it's, like, the most expensive insurance.
00:58:48.000And they kind of got me almost in that way, where a year where it wasn't taken care of, I was like, well, I don't want to switch out and then have any doctors, you know what I mean?
00:59:10.000You're a Nazi, you're racist, and when somebody calls you a racist or a Nazi, even people that don't believe that, they don't want to stand with you and defend you, because then they're being perceived as defending a racist or a Nazi, and it's a trick, and it's very effective.
01:00:13.000I mean, the guy got, what was it, 62 million people to vote for him.
01:00:16.000So if you're saying anyone who supports him is some type of Nazi white nationalist, then we got bigger problems.
01:00:22.000But you're saying the whole country should break up.
01:00:24.000No one knows the definition of those things anymore.
01:00:26.000When Milo used to talk about Milo, when he came on, the things he was called that just, like, on paper couldn't even apply to be.
01:00:32.000Would never be accepted into being a Nazi or a white supremacist.
01:00:36.000Do you guys remember when we were kids we read about McCarthyism and the Red Scare?
01:00:42.000We always thought, like, God, we're past that.
01:00:45.000That kind of shit's never going to happen again.
01:00:46.000But what that is is like a symptom of people worried about people defecting from their tribe or turning on their tribe.
01:00:53.000And we have this, like, built-in fear of this kind of shit happening.
01:00:58.000Well, there's that aspect to it, right?
01:00:59.000It's the people who are worried about people defecting.
01:01:01.000And then you have the opportunists who can play off that and go, instead of having to win an argument or having to convince people, I'm just going to say, you're with the other tribe.
01:01:23.000I would love to hear the argument about what it does good for him for his real estate ventures.
01:01:30.000I would love to hear it like an honestly laid out argument of why someone like Trump's better if you're a real estate developer and it might be a significant part of his business.
01:01:38.000I'm not being an apologizer for the guy.
01:01:57.000I don't think this is necessarily just bad people that have a lot of money.
01:02:00.000I think that there's a lot of good people that have a lot of money as well, and I think they do a lot of good shit.
01:02:04.000Well, I just, you know, whenever someone gets really upset about an issue, you always have to wonder, like, how much of it going in there was, I mean, what is upsetting to you?
01:02:16.000Is it upsetting to you that anyone who supports Trump, like, Trump represents all the things that are wrong with America today in terms like white nationalists and terrorist attacks and mass shootings and...
01:02:37.000It's one of those things today where if you support any part of that, even if it's good for your business, you're just a magnet for fucking people who are angry at all the things.
01:03:32.000And people are going in with their preconceived bias and getting them confirmed.
01:03:37.000Even with the way you looked at the Mueller report, the Republicans looked at it as a victory and the Democrats looked at it as some sort of an open door to impeachment.
01:03:50.000If the thing starts off with every day you're hearing on the news that the president is colluding with a hostile foreign power, he's a Russian puppet, he's working with Vladimir Putin, and then by the end you're like, we have to impeach him because he thought about obstructing the investigation that he was declared not guilty,
01:06:08.000I got a bunch of shit about making jokes about saying I don't understand what a girl...
01:06:13.000I watch the show Cops a lot, and I don't understand what a girl cop has ever done in a situation that's hostile except for make the perp get much more hurt, shot, or tased because she's in the way of it happening.
01:06:26.000And people got really upset about me saying that, but it really...
01:06:30.000I don't understand why you'd send a woman to a major fight happening at the mall.
01:07:02.000There's a terrible video of this guy getting pulled over by this lady and his daughter is in the car and the guy was a criminal apparently and the lady cop was calling it in and the guy punches her and gets her down on the ground.
01:07:44.000That was your daughter, and you saw your daughter beaten half-dead because someone thought it was okay for her to be by herself amongst big, giant criminals.
01:07:54.000Typically, they don't match up female cops, though, right?
01:07:57.000I'm assuming most of the time they put a...
01:08:01.000You could be on patrol by yourself as a girl cop, just like walking around a neighborhood or something, for sure.
01:08:05.000But I've seen videos where it's like a dude and a chick partners, and the cop gets in a fight with another guy, and it's basically just two men fighting with this woman kind of grabbing an arm here or there, and it's almost a liability.
01:08:17.000It's like your girlfriend's screaming behind you, kick his ass, bitch!
01:08:37.000Whether it's a woman or a man, any person who's not a large person, who's not physically strong, who's by themselves as a cop is in danger.
01:09:32.000Well, not only that, man, do you know how much PTSD those guys are dealing with that is unrecognized?
01:09:36.000If every day you're pulling people over that might shoot you, every day you're dealing with someone who's robbing something or stealing something or trying to kill somebody or did kill somebody, every fucking day.
01:09:46.000I see a lot of cops saying shit, though, yeah.
01:11:01.000Clearly evident one of the first days I was working there this guy's name was alley cat security and Some dude had stole one of the golf carts so the golf cart one of them electric golf carts for security So they tackle this dude off the golf cart and he smashes him in the head with a fucking walkie-talkie It's like a crazy fight with some drunken asshole who's like violent and stole a golf cart That was like the first day there First or second day there on the job.
01:11:28.000I was like, okay, so this is what's going on.
01:11:30.000And it became people trying to sneak booze into Great Woods and then us.
01:11:35.000And so it was this us versus them mentality.
01:14:03.000It's almost like training the human interaction.
01:14:05.000So when they act like a dick and people act a certain way and they move and they get a little bit nervous, it's like, oh, that's intoxicating.
01:18:45.000If he found $50,000, only reported $40,000, put $10,000 in his pocket, brought it home to his wife and kids, I don't really have a moral issue with that.
01:18:53.000What if he brought it home to just fucking pay for his backed up like porn bill or something?
01:19:23.000The cycle of making drugs illegal and propping up gigantic criminal enterprises because of that is also as old as we've had laws.
01:19:33.000As long as we've had laws, we've had people breaking those laws, and if those laws exist because someone wants to control people's behavior in a way that people don't want, folks are going to find a workaround.
01:19:42.000But drugs empowers the Mexican cartels right now.
01:19:46.000And the Mexican cartels are a huge source of fear for people that live in the border towns.
01:19:52.000It's a huge source of fear for people that are forced to be in communities.
01:19:55.000And it's propped up because drugs are illegal.
01:19:58.000Nobody seems to want to recognize that.
01:19:59.000It's one of those ugly things about being a human.
01:20:05.000And you can't tell them they can't have what they want.
01:20:09.000Yeah, especially since immigration became such a huge thing that everyone's talking about, and that's like the biggest part of it that no one talks about.
01:20:15.000It's like the violence, and it's like, well, there's people on this side of this line who want the drugs.
01:20:19.000There's people on this side of the line who have the drugs.
01:20:21.000And even with all the shit you're doing, they're still trading them to each other.
01:20:25.000So do you really think maybe we should just let them do it?
01:21:32.000The question would be, would people do more of it if it was legal?
01:21:35.000If you could just go to a drugstore the same way you go to a liquor store, and a drugstore was actually a drugstore, where you could just go buy Coke.
01:25:02.000Yeah, because what it was, was there was some commentary that he did just independently on one fight, and it was so hilarious, because he's so animated, screaming and yelling about this fight, that everybody thought, like, wow, wouldn't it be great if there was an option to watch the Snoop Dogg commentary?
01:25:17.000Yeah, on demand, you could click over to the Snoop Dogg version, that's right, and it was probably, I don't know, I've never watched it, but I assume it was fucking horrific.
01:27:53.000It's very obvious that it's just an act.
01:27:56.000And if you're a fan of mixed martial arts, you have to appreciate the fact that some guys are taking chances and trying to generate interest.
01:28:03.000Every guy can't just be put on a suit and be straight placed.
01:28:12.000But the bottom line is, put all that shit aside, and just look at what he's doing.
01:28:17.000You look at what he's doing, and you're like, that guy's extraordinary.
01:28:19.000Like, the fact that he could do that to Robbie Lawler, completely shut down his offense, and just put a beating on him, just stay on top of him, never give him any air.
01:29:07.000Well, it was cool that Dana White at the post-fight press conference, he got asked, because, you know, he had famously said, I think, once that Nate Diaz doesn't move the needle, or something like along those lines.
01:29:16.000That was during negotiations, I guarantee.
01:29:44.000Well, even leading up to it, people were talking about Nate coming back more than they were talking about the heavyweight title.
01:29:49.000I don't think some people in the UFC realize how big a star he really is.
01:29:53.000I think they thought that the Conor fight, Conor was the big star, Nate beat him, Conor won the second fight, Conor still remains the big superstar.
01:30:01.000I think Nate is equally as big a star in America as Conor is.
01:30:06.000Maybe, I don't know what worldwide is like, but in America, Nate Diaz is a giant fucking star.
01:30:10.000Maybe not as big as Conor, but a tier below maybe.
01:31:21.000Once again, you don't have to be a mixed martial arts fan.
01:31:23.000You just got to be a human and go like, that's a fucking fighter.
01:31:26.000That is something that everyone wants to watch.
01:31:28.000Well, I hope he makes an actual belt because he's saying he's got the baddest motherfucker in the game belt and who wants to be next to challenge for the baddest motherfucker in the game belt.
01:32:12.000So many people use it for pain reliefs, particularly with CBD when it's one-to-one.
01:32:17.000These are one-to-one THC and CBD, and they think that it's actually more effective for both.
01:32:23.000It actually calms you down a little bit with the CBD along with the THC, so it might actually alleviate some anxiety that's associated with getting too high.
01:34:59.000I mean, that was something that was a normal thing with people.
01:35:02.000It wasn't until they decided to make it illegal that it became this weird fucking thing that nobody could do something that they've been doing for so long before.
01:35:14.000Aren't they making mushrooms and acid legal somewhere in the States?
01:36:39.000It'd be one thing if you said, you know, he got knocked out in the first round, so we're going to give the first crack to this number one contender who's like on a tear or something.
01:36:48.000But to just say, Brock Lesnar, because this is a big...
01:36:51.000It was the most naked example of this is just for pay-per-view buys.
01:37:26.000That should be the fight, but the money of the Brock Lesnar fight would have been so immense that if you're a company that makes entertainment, this is why it's kind of like the UFC in some ways, there's a marriage of entertainment and of sport.
01:39:30.000It's interesting you say that with DC. I just know, as little as we know Mickey Gall, as much as we've been friends with him for a short amount of time, even...
01:39:40.000Like, when he fights, there's some different, like, stakes on it.
01:42:33.000Because you could do comedy for six months and have a YouTube video where you can make $25,000 on a Sunday doing one Sunday show at an improv.
01:42:44.000But have you watched that guy's YouTube channel?
01:42:58.000I'm just saying, I'm just making a point that it's not really, there's so many alternative routes now.
01:43:01.000No, I'm just saying it's for the guy who puts them in.
01:43:04.000Yeah, but even with what Lewis said, like, I agree, technically, in, like, the growth of someone, like, ten years in, they've got their legs under them, like, good, and now they can start figuring out what their direction's going to be exactly and find their market.
01:43:18.000That's how you become, like, a honed...
01:43:20.000Great comic, hopefully, you know, but, like, you can get popular and have to work under the pressure of a sold-out theater at three years in the comedy.
01:44:20.000He was also famous from the Chappelle show, and from two of the greatest comedy sketches ever done, that Dave Chappelle was acting out for him, and they were so funny.
01:44:34.000So any expectation when you go in is like, I'm going to see the greatest comedian in the country, and he's doing his third set that he's ever done.
01:44:44.000Well, stand-up comedy is the only art form that you practice in front of the audience.
01:44:48.000There's nothing else, and you have to.
01:44:50.000The only way to do it is to practice in front of an audience.
01:44:53.000You go sit at a painter's apartment and watch them paint.
01:44:55.000Everyone else gets to master their craft by themselves in a fuck whatever it's it could be mixed martial arts in a gym could be in a garage or in a band whatever it is everyone else gets to figure it out but we from moment one is this naked thing we're like all right well let me and it's so douchey I think back to the first time like what fucking type of asshole would even give it a shot for the first time it's like going hey I just wrote this song today and they go well fucking sucks I'm not gonna clap for that terrible song you just wrote Next!
01:45:28.000I mean, there's guys who have created the most amazing fucking songs, and then they let you play them, or let you listen to them, and you're like, whoa, how long have you guys been working on this?
01:45:36.000If you have friends that are in a band, and they're like, four months.
01:47:07.000If a guy, if Drew Michael came to you in person and started saying those funny things to you, like, with that tone, you'd be like, this is uncomfortable.
01:48:44.000You're intentionally making it what it's If you want to have concept to the thing, or concept to kind of bookend the show, it seems like it's all like, hey, look over here, to be like, I really didn't have an hour I'm super happy with.
01:48:58.000I haven't seen the material of it to know, I'm not saying Aziz, it's not a good hour, I just feel like when you're throwing...
01:49:04.000I would want less fluff to draw to like, hey, listen to these jokes.
01:49:10.000We have the first ever overhead 3D camera on this shot.
01:49:14.000It's Spike Jonze, so I think you don't get it.
01:49:16.000I think it's one of those things where it's like, hey man, I'd love it if you directed it, and he'd be like, okay, but I want to do something different.
01:51:02.000It's the sleekness of the actual pieces.
01:51:04.000Just whatever it is from going from one thing to the next.
01:51:08.000If you're opening up a text or going to a phone, everything is just very seamless and it's smooth and it feels very natural and very nice.
01:51:14.000And Android, because so many different people use that sort of Android platform, it's always clunky and it's not exactly the same, so it never feels as smooth.
01:51:22.000Once you get used to your iPhone, that's that.
01:52:48.000The difference between that and an iPhone is pretty substantial, but the difference between iPhones and Android is not substantial anymore.
01:52:56.000The new Android operating system is pretty fucking small.
01:53:14.000We've had two generations of that technology already.
01:53:17.000The argument, though, would be that they wait until the technology is out and all the bugs are knocked out of it, and then they give you a superior version of it.
01:54:35.000And I think the singularity they think for artificial intelligence, there was a symposium in New York a few years back that Ari and I and Duncan Trussell went to.
01:54:43.000I think it was like 2045. That's when they think.
01:54:46.000They think at 2045, these things are going to go live.
01:54:49.000And there will be robot, just like ex machina type people walking around with us.
01:54:56.000I mean, I think I heard part of the conversation you had with Elon Musk, and it was one of the most interesting things, because for a while I was going, yeah, dude, if you just put your phone down, people don't really give a shit.
01:55:05.000You go to the supermarket, people aren't arguing about politics, but eventually what's going to happen is the phones are going to be in our fucking brains, and you're never going to be able to put the phone down.
01:55:12.000And it's going to be, that's the world we live in, where we are just at war.
01:56:23.000But eventually, I way more trust AutoDrive.
01:56:27.000I trust them to be able to come up with the technology where they have everything on perfect grids, where we all get in our cars, and the absolute fastest way for us to get from point A to point B is already mapped out.
01:57:08.000Remember how they made the future in 80s movies, though, where the dick-sucking car would actually be like a hose would come out of the ground?
02:00:27.000The thing that people who write a lot say is that you want something that has a lot of key travel.
02:00:33.000Because 1.5, preferably maybe even 1.8 millimeter, something like that, when you're doing that, you get a real good feel of where the keys are.
02:04:35.000Gay mountain-y guys alone, just fucking bolting down the door before they butt-fuck, looking out the window, making sure the neighbors don't know what...
02:04:43.000So are you fellas brothers and sisters?
02:08:16.000Lenny Dykstra went on Howard Stern and he said he had girls come on to say how good he eats pussy and they were swearing him down.
02:08:23.000It was a comic, so he brought comedians from LA. And then the comedians immediately just used it for a credit and then just debunked his whole thing.
02:09:53.000When you start grappling, you start feeling like you're being smothered right away, no matter what.
02:09:56.000As soon as they touch your head, you feel like it starts moving up in your face.
02:10:00.000So I tried to get them to take it off, and they wouldn't.
02:10:02.000And then my headgear broke in the first minute of the fight, and they were like, all right, fuck it, take it off, because it was a shit show.
02:10:07.000So we both took off our headgear, and I was like...
02:10:28.000But the idea is that the only reason why they play that way is because of the helmets and the shoulder gear.
02:10:32.000But if you took that stuff away, they wouldn't play like that.
02:10:35.000Well, back in the day, they barely had any pads in the 30s or 40s or whatever when they were playing with those little tiny helmets.
02:10:41.000Bro, that game, if you were an outsider, if you didn't know how big it was, if you didn't understand anything about the cultural significance of football, and they showed you all the brain damage, and they showed you what it is, you'd be like, oh yeah, make that illegal.
02:11:01.000The concept of defensive-offensive line, just the idea that it's the funniest thing.
02:11:05.000As soon as you say go, just clunk heads with another human being.
02:11:08.000But of course, we don't want it to be illegal, and it's a fun thing to watch, and it's a great way for some guys to make a fuckload of money and weigh the risks versus the rewards.
02:11:17.000Yeah, but then a bunch of middle schoolers are snapping their necks, and my kid will never play football.
02:12:08.000And then they get up and they just do it again and again and again.
02:12:10.000Well, now they're a little bit stricter, I think, on, like, if you get a concussion, they won't put you back in, at least the way they used to, like, when I was a kid.
02:12:39.000That's why also soccer players are getting it.
02:12:41.000Soccer players are starting to get CT. So what's worse, getting a Conor McGregor one-punch knockout or fighting Nick Diaz and just getting like...
02:13:46.000In MMA, that would be the end of the fight.
02:13:48.000We are lucky it wasn't, because he got up like a fucking superhero and even won the rest of the round.
02:13:55.000He outboxed him for the rest of the round.
02:13:56.000He survived the initial barrage and then started catching him as he was coming in and as Deontay was being reckless.
02:14:02.000He caught him one time, like stung him.
02:14:04.000And you're like, holy shit, he's winning this round now.
02:14:06.000He's winning the rest of the round after getting almost obliterated.
02:14:10.000So there's an argument that that's better.
02:14:12.000The crazy thing from the CTE perspective about boxing to me is that people will get hit and then they get hit and grab someone because that's just everyone's instinct.
02:14:22.000And they grab them and then you have a little ref who goes, no, no, no, no, no.
02:14:32.000Someone get hit and then they get into a clinch and you get a few minutes in a clinch where they're kind of like, okay, I'm not taking head damage right now.
02:14:39.000But the smart thing about that is that's how you're supposed to fight.
02:14:43.000You're giving people options to defend themselves.
02:14:45.000It shouldn't be you can't defend yourself other than punching back.
02:14:56.000You can only beat me up if I let you beat me up?
02:14:58.000You can both look like pussies and dance around for a half hour.
02:15:02.000But do you remember the original Gracie videos that they'd make in early UFC? Gracie in action.
02:15:06.000Yeah, and what they used to say all the time, and it's so true, what's so interesting is that if two boxers just have a street fight, they're going into a clinch, and it's probably going to end up on the ground at some point.
02:15:17.000The ref has to break up a clinch over and over and over again to make boxing happen.
02:15:22.000Even when you're a professional boxer and you don't know anything about wrestling or grappling, you still end up grabbing the other guy because that's just like...
02:15:29.000The only time that doesn't take place is when one guy knows how to strike and the other guy doesn't.
02:15:33.000And you see a lot of those videos online where two dudes decide to get into some sort of a street altercation and one guy actually is like a boxer and he catches the guy and the guy falls and bounces his head off the concrete out cold.
02:15:47.000See, the thing about the Gracie Jiu-Jitsu is, like, you've got to always be aware there's people like that out there.
02:15:52.000There's always guys who can punch you in the face.
02:15:54.000And if they know how to wrestle, too, and they can keep you away and just keep punching you in the face, you better know how to take them down.
02:16:23.000I like watching those, and I like mixed martial arts fights.
02:16:26.000But I think Terrence Crawford's coming on next, and I think watching someone like him box, when you see the skill level that that guy has, switching stances, doing all kinds of befuddling people, getting their range, figuring them out, and then just teeing them up with perfect timing.
02:16:57.000The level of dominance that a real Floyd Mayweather, a real world champion boxer has with their hands, it's hard to really appreciate until you see it live and you know what you're seeing.
02:17:10.000If you're in the building with a guy who's beating You guys are playing two totally different games.
02:17:19.000I literally look at boxing as very much a sport, and I think MMA is the closest thing that we have to competitive fighting.
02:20:10.000And if you do it this way, the way he's doing it, you're taking a really hard part of your forehead and you're smashing against a soft part of the eyes and the nose.
02:20:20.000This part of your forehead is hard as fuck, man.
02:20:23.000Most guys who break their hand in fights break their hands on foreheads.
02:22:47.000You're mad at people that are smaller than you, and you get away with it, you hit them.
02:22:50.000I don't think people talk about that enough.
02:22:51.000They talk about all the violence in the world, and nobody's talking about the fact that since kids are toddlers, they're being hit by the people that are supposed to protect them most.
02:22:58.000And it fucks them up psychologically, and it does something to them.
02:23:26.000Isn't it so weird that if anyone, if you said publicly, like, you know, that you give your girlfriend a slap if she acts the wrong way, everyone would universally be like, that is just pure evil.
02:23:35.000But if you say the same thing to my two-year-old, my three-year-old, everyone's just kind of like, and then even more than that, people are like, oh, they don't do it enough.
02:23:43.000But if you say, if my man talks too much shit, I smack him in his face, girls would be like, you go, girl.
02:25:15.000She came to the garden show and just sat in the front row of the UFC at the garden and the place was like, they were so excited for her just turning around and waving at people.
02:25:28.000Watching her beat up Gina Carano gives me nightmares to this day.
02:25:31.000It's a crazy fight, and the end of it, when there's a photo that we played on this podcast before of her cyborg's hand palming Gina's head with black fingernails, and she's punching her in the face at the same time.
02:25:44.000So she's holding her head, slamming her fist in the face, like, I want out.
02:25:49.000Gina was queen when it was like three-minute rounds.
02:25:53.000Well, they all fought three-minute rounds back then for women, yeah.
02:26:44.000So, you bend over, and then you just breathe really heavy for like a minute, as hard as you can.
02:26:49.000And then when you come up really fast, you're already lightheaded, then your friend puts his hands, his palms on your carotid arteries, and just presses.
02:28:49.000That was one of the worst knockouts I've ever seen.
02:28:51.000That's what I was saying too with that slow-ass walk.
02:28:53.000He had to walk out of the arena so slow.
02:28:55.000It was one of the worst knockouts of all time.
02:28:57.000The amount of power that your flying knee has when you're ducking into it is accentuated because he's going in for the takedown and he's got a strong takedown, right?
02:29:06.000So he's going in with everything he has face first and running at him.
02:29:12.000Oh my god, that's the biggest impact I think the sport's ever seen.
02:29:16.000As we're talking about football players crashing into each other, that's the moment of impact.
02:29:19.000The dangerous thing about two football players crashing their bodies into each other is exactly that.
02:29:24.000And they, super athletes, creating that momentum, I mean, it's nuts.
02:29:28.000How crazy is it to be undefeated, never to lose to anybody, and then that's your one, like, you're One Blemish is like the biggest knockout.
02:30:43.000But that technique, it's almost like in a weird way, that's what he was trying to get Masvidal to do, like go crazy, so the takedowns are there.
02:30:50.000But if it doesn't work out, it goes very bad.
02:30:53.000Well, Masvidal just took that chance with that flying knee entry, and he practiced it over and over and over again, and he kind of knew with the way he circled.
02:31:00.000See, the way he circled, he circled off to the side, and then came at him that way.
02:31:04.000So he knew he would go at him with leaning into him that way, and so it perfectly tied, because he was coming at him from the side.
02:31:11.000He knew he was going to lean in that way.
02:31:13.000But he also, Masvidal said he was like, I was real confident if you took me down, I was going to get back up.
02:31:17.000And that does kind of demonstrate that.
02:31:19.000Like, if you're real concerned about the takedown, you're probably not going to open with sprinting into a flying knee.
02:31:24.000Which is funny, because Masvidal is not even a dude who is known for being this unbelievable wrestler.
02:31:29.000The first time I saw Masvidal was an old-school Kimbo Slice Miami backyard fighting video.
02:31:52.000And then he ends up being, I think, Strikeforce a few years later is when I saw him in MMA. And he's had a pretty crazy trajectory to be where he's at right now.
02:32:53.000I fucking love watching that guy fight because he's got this marauding, relentless style that's very similar to Colby's, except he hits harder.
02:33:05.000Yeah, but Colby's striking technique might be a little bit better.
02:33:08.000It doesn't hit quite as hard, but the stuff he was showing against Robbie Lawler, those jabs and body kicks and stuff, I mean, that was pretty impressive.
02:33:14.000You know, he's friends with my buddy Cam Haynes, and they train together.
02:33:18.000And Cam's description of him, he said, listen, the guy talks all this crazy shit, right?
02:33:22.000He's doing it, but he never stops training.
02:35:40.000He was standing in front of him, popping him, and then sliding, BAP! And he would just stick that fucking left hook into the liver, and he kept hitting it.
02:35:48.000Part of me was like, man, that is a beautiful left hook.
02:35:52.000Nasty body shots, but part of me was like, damn, DC, you've got to get away from that.
02:37:58.000And he was, from like the second round on, he was...
02:38:01.000You were talking about it when he was there, but he was just putting his hands down and kind of letting Stipe hit It's hard to watch.
02:38:06.000That's a dangerous way to fight Stipe Miocic.
02:38:08.000I think he just wanted to put pressure on him and make Stipe feel like he didn't deserve to be in there with him.
02:38:14.000I think maybe in that approach he was trying to wear him out, which would keep the pressure on him and make him discouraged, or maybe We're good to go.
02:38:48.000But then he came back and he ate everything that DC had to offer him.
02:38:50.000He just kept eating it, taking it on the chin and eating it, and eventually he started taking over the fight.
02:38:56.000And when he started ripping the body in the fourth round, it was like, whoa!
02:40:58.000I don't know, maybe he couldn't have fought him any other way, but I don't think that was the best strategy, the dropping of the hands and the moving toward him with disdain.
02:41:07.000But maybe that would have worked on some guys, and maybe that has worked on other guys, like Rumble Johnson.
02:41:13.000He eventually puts that heat on you, and so many guys crack under that heat.
02:41:17.000As a friend, do you want to see him fight a third fight?
02:41:20.000That is entirely dependent upon where his head's at.
02:41:24.000I mean, first of all, I'm sure he's a very intelligent guy with a lot of years of competition under his belt, whether it's Olympics, Wrestling at the highest level, whether it's UFC, Strikeforce before that, he's fought for a long time.
02:41:40.000Nobody needs to tell him when to make decisions and when not.
02:41:43.000I'm sure he's going to take some time off, and he'll probably consult with his family and probably figure out what he wants to do, but I bet...
02:41:50.000If I had to guess, his competitive instincts are going to tell him that he could have at least one more fight and that it would be a rematch with Stipe because he was dominating the first round and he let it get away from him and he wasn't listening to his corner.
02:42:04.000Crazy Bob Cook was yelling in his corner, keep your damn hands up.
02:44:14.000It's weird because when somebody said that the other day, whatever publication was talking about CBA being the greatest heavyweight of all time, this is before the fight.
02:45:37.000He would be a different guy in the rematch.
02:45:39.000He would understand what it's like to go five hard rounds with the guy who could take you down and beat you up.
02:45:43.000He would understand that his wrestling has to be on point, his cardio has to be on point, and there's not going to be times where he can 100% unload and know for sure the guy's not going to be there because the guy survived and he didn't have the gas tank for the remaining four rounds.
02:45:55.000And so this is going to be a new guy that Stipe fights, and he might very well just play it smooth and just stay on the outside and pick his shots, and then when he gets them hurt, then uncork.
02:46:51.000If Daniel Cormier and Jon Jones wanted to fight again, I'd want to see that fight at heavyweight.
02:46:55.000Well, I guarantee you if Jon Jones fights at heavyweight, he'll probably be at just what he walks around at.
02:47:01.000Because the word around Jackson's was that he would wrestle with heavyweights and just ragdoll them.
02:47:07.000That he would throw people around the gym.
02:47:08.000I mean, when I talked to Tate Fletcher when he was down there and other guys who trained with Jon when Jon was down at Jackson's as a light heavyweight champion, was just ragdolling heavyweights.
02:48:40.000That one loss on his record, if you could really break it down, there was some sort of statistician that could come in and really look at it.
02:48:47.000There's a number, an amount of money that he's lost because he has that loss on his record.