The Joe Rogan Experience - August 27, 2019


Joe Rogan Experience #1341 - Steven Rinella


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 16 minutes

Words per Minute

175.3953

Word Count

23,997

Sentence Count

2,431

Misogynist Sentences

40


Summary

On this week's episode of the WDFA podcast, the boys are joined by the man who started it all along with his wife, the woman who runs the company that makes the elk shank bourbon and the wild game cookbook "Wild Game Cookbook". They talk about the history of the company, how it came about, and what it's like to be a Wild Game cookbook author. They also talk about how much money they have in the pantry and why they don't drink as much as they did when they were growing up. Also, the guys discuss the NBA and the NBA team the Milwaukee Bucks and what they do to celebrate their birthdays. And, of course, there's a little bit of NBA and a whole lot of booze. Enjoy the episode and remember to stay tuned for the next episode of WDFA! Music: Fair Weather Fans by The Baseball Project, recorded live at WFMU and produced by Riley Braydon Brown and the Baseball Project Thank you to Pale Fire and Mossy Creek Brewing Co. for sponsoring the show. Thanks again for supporting the show and making it great! -Your support is so appreciated and appreciated. -The Baseball Project is a great place to support the game! and we can't thank you enough. Thank you so much for your support and support the team enough. Love ya, Giannis! -Giannis and the guys at the NBA Podcast! - Thank you Giannis, too! - and the boys at the Bucks and the Bucks at the way more than you can count on this episode. -- Thank you for supporting us! -- we really appreciate you, we really, really appreciate all the support we can do it! -- we appreciate you! -- thank you, guys! -- and we really do appreciate you. -- the support us, we're really appreciate it. -- Thank ya, we appreciate all of you, much much, really, much, much more! -- -- -- and see ya. -- we love you, Thank you, bye! -- Thank You, bye. -- bye, bye, Jon! -- Jon and Brett, Jon & Mike, Kristy, -- Cheers. Jon and Mike, - - Cheers, Jon & Pete, Sarah, RYAN AND KYLE & JUICY. Mike, MURDERER. "A. ( )


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What's going on with all the cigars?
00:00:03.000 Which cigars?
00:00:04.000 Those are not cigars.
00:00:06.000 Those are marijuana.
00:00:07.000 Oh, okay.
00:00:07.000 I figured it might be something like that.
00:00:09.000 It's marijuana on the outside.
00:00:11.000 It's called a blunt.
00:00:12.000 That's what the youngins call it.
00:00:13.000 Oh, no, I know the term blunt, but that looks like a legit...
00:00:16.000 I thought it was some kind.
00:00:16.000 But you're younger than me.
00:00:17.000 Of course you know it.
00:00:18.000 Yeah, but I'm not as schooled as you.
00:00:20.000 I'm not as schooled as you and the illicit.
00:00:22.000 Even though that's not...
00:00:23.000 It's not an illicit now.
00:00:24.000 Speaking of illicit, we've got some meat-eater bourbon.
00:00:27.000 Some elk shank bourbon.
00:00:29.000 Yeah, it pairs with...
00:00:30.000 It's a good name because...
00:00:33.000 It pairs with people.
00:00:35.000 I've had both of those things thanks to you.
00:00:38.000 Elk shank's a great name for it because that is like one of the rare foods.
00:00:41.000 Like if you talk to most hunters, like I said, have you ever had elk shank, asabuco?
00:00:46.000 They'd be like, what?
00:00:48.000 Most hunters have never eaten that.
00:00:50.000 And it was revelatory to find out about it.
00:00:53.000 And then it's the thing that I became, I started to proselytize, you know.
00:01:00.000 I found out about eating it because my brother found out about eating it because he has this old cookbook called the L.L. Bean It's like the Ella Bean Wild Game Cookbook by a guy named Angus.
00:01:13.000 First name of Angus, if I remember right.
00:01:15.000 And he's got a shank recipe in his book for antelope shank.
00:01:21.000 And so we started making it.
00:01:23.000 That's the funny thing about wild game cooking that you've probably picked up on is that you could have a thing where you could say, like, hey, here's a recipe for a whitetail deer heart, right?
00:01:36.000 And someone will be like, but do you have one for a mule deer heart?
00:01:39.000 Have I explained this to you before?
00:01:41.000 No.
00:01:41.000 Well, they're interchangeable, aren't they?
00:01:43.000 Yeah, that's the thing.
00:01:44.000 Obviously.
00:01:45.000 Like when we did our cookbook, I tried really hard to steer away from things that would be elk recipes, deer recipes, and just take it from a cut basis.
00:01:51.000 The cookbook is excellent, by the way.
00:01:52.000 Have you messed around with it?
00:01:53.000 Many times.
00:01:54.000 Oh, that's good.
00:01:54.000 Many times.
00:01:54.000 That's great.
00:01:55.000 Quite a few things from it.
00:01:56.000 It's really great.
00:01:57.000 We got away from saying, like, here's an antelope recipe or whatever, because it's just like the cut is more important Especially with all these ungulates, like horned and antlered game.
00:02:07.000 What it is is more important than what it came from.
00:02:10.000 So by putting elk shank on that bottle, I'm kind of like going against my own advice.
00:02:16.000 If I just put shank, people might not know what you're talking about.
00:02:19.000 Well, it could be like lamb shank, but it's just a cool name.
00:02:22.000 We're going to do a limited run of those where we write all kinds of weird stuff in there that it pairs well with.
00:02:26.000 Is it good?
00:02:27.000 Is this good stuff?
00:02:27.000 Should we try it?
00:02:28.000 Yeah, man.
00:02:28.000 It's five years old.
00:02:29.000 Should we get a taste?
00:02:29.000 Yeah.
00:02:30.000 Let's get some ice and some glasses.
00:02:32.000 I took a long break from drinking.
00:02:35.000 How long?
00:02:36.000 I just slowed way down on it when my kids were born.
00:02:40.000 Started to be born.
00:02:41.000 And then gradually me and my wife have gotten back into it.
00:02:46.000 You guys are working together, which is really crazy.
00:02:51.000 I know, we haven't toasted.
00:02:52.000 Giannis took a year off booze.
00:02:54.000 Wow.
00:02:55.000 Just for whatever Giannis reasons.
00:03:00.000 I can't remember, he had some reason for it.
00:03:03.000 He had a birthday once and took a month off, then he had a birthday and took a year off.
00:03:08.000 He's got four months to go.
00:03:10.000 For the end of the year and then he's going to drink?
00:03:12.000 Yeah, but he says his family.
00:03:13.000 I think his wife was explaining to me there's a lot more disposable income around the house now because she's like, I never realized how much boozing takes up.
00:03:22.000 How much all those fancy beers adds up to.
00:03:26.000 That's an interesting thing.
00:03:27.000 Yeah, people don't think about that.
00:03:28.000 When you run your tab at the end of the week and then add that times four and then add that times 12, that's real money.
00:03:36.000 Yeah, and I don't know if you remember, you probably liked this when you were younger where It was impossible that you'd have leftover booze in your house.
00:03:47.000 You know, because everybody just drank so much.
00:03:49.000 Right, right, right.
00:03:49.000 Now, we're like such grown-ups.
00:03:52.000 In our pantry, we have like a little liquor section.
00:03:54.000 Right.
00:03:55.000 And you have like, oh, there's, you know.
00:03:56.000 Yeah, I have a wine fridge.
00:03:58.000 Yeah.
00:03:59.000 But in the old days, you couldn't because you just drank it and it was gone.
00:04:02.000 Right.
00:04:02.000 You know?
00:04:05.000 Yeah.
00:04:07.000 I want to interview you for a minute.
00:04:09.000 Okay.
00:04:10.000 Go ahead.
00:04:12.000 How comfortable?
00:04:12.000 Do you ever tell your listeners about the comedy stuff you're working on?
00:04:17.000 Or do you like to keep it big secret?
00:04:18.000 Yeah, I tell them some things.
00:04:20.000 I don't like to give up premises.
00:04:21.000 Cheers, sir.
00:04:22.000 You don't like to give up premises?
00:04:23.000 I mean, punchlines.
00:04:25.000 I'll say a subject I'm working on.
00:04:28.000 You do or don't give up subjects?
00:04:29.000 I want to engage you about a subject that we were texting about.
00:04:33.000 Oh, about the missionary?
00:04:35.000 Yeah.
00:04:35.000 Yeah, sure.
00:04:36.000 I just don't understand.
00:04:39.000 This is good.
00:04:40.000 I know that you will.
00:04:41.000 I like it.
00:04:43.000 I know that you will have, knowing you and how good you are at what you do, I know you'll have done it, but I don't understand how you could have had a novel thought about the missionary who got killed.
00:04:56.000 Just to refresh people's memory, there's an island, East Sentinel.
00:05:01.000 What's funny, by my fish shack, there's an island called Sentinel Island.
00:05:03.000 Really?
00:05:04.000 Yeah, no one lives on it.
00:05:06.000 I've been past it many times and have yet been shot at.
00:05:08.000 It's North Sentinel Island.
00:05:10.000 Oh, sorry.
00:05:11.000 North Sentinel Island.
00:05:11.000 It's in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
00:05:12.000 And my shack is East Sentinel.
00:05:15.000 North Sentinel Island.
00:05:16.000 You know it better, so you should tell people what it is.
00:05:18.000 I want to go to your shack.
00:05:19.000 I want to catch some halibut.
00:05:20.000 I would love to have you there.
00:05:20.000 Really?
00:05:21.000 Yeah, next one, instead of a hunting trip, let's do a fishing trip.
00:05:24.000 I would love to have you there.
00:05:25.000 Have Callum come out there and we'll catch some halibut.
00:05:27.000 So you're not interested in bringing your family?
00:05:29.000 Yeah, we could do that too.
00:05:30.000 We kind of take a family approach up there more and more now.
00:05:33.000 Your kids like flipping rocks and seeing what's under the rock?
00:05:36.000 My youngest loves fishing.
00:05:38.000 Loves it.
00:05:39.000 Rock flipping?
00:05:39.000 She loves everything.
00:05:40.000 She's really big in that world.
00:05:41.000 How young's the youngest?
00:05:42.000 Nine.
00:05:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:05:44.000 Perfect.
00:05:45.000 But no, I want to get like, I've thought about it and thought about it and I can't think...
00:05:51.000 Not that I don't have faith in you.
00:05:53.000 I just can't think of what the take would be.
00:05:55.000 The problem is if I explained it, what the take is, it would fuck up the bit for people that haven't seen the bit.
00:06:01.000 I'll show it to you tonight.
00:06:03.000 Tonight you'll see.
00:06:03.000 No, I'm going tonight.
00:06:03.000 I can't wait to go see.
00:06:05.000 You'll see.
00:06:06.000 I'll explain off air.
00:06:07.000 I'll explain off air.
00:06:09.000 Okay.
00:06:10.000 Yeah.
00:06:10.000 Are you feeling good about the bit?
00:06:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:16.000 It's a fascinating subject.
00:06:18.000 You know the guy, Commander Maurice Vidal Portman?
00:06:20.000 You know who that guy is?
00:06:21.000 No.
00:06:21.000 He was the pervert that traveled around from island to island measuring guys and taking weird photos with them, dressing them up like Roman soldiers.
00:06:30.000 I read a big piece about this, which I actually sent to you to see if you'd read it, too.
00:06:34.000 Yeah, I'd read...
00:06:35.000 You said you'd read everything about it.
00:06:37.000 Yeah, I'd read quite a few things about it, because there was a guy on Twitter, his name is Respectable Law, at Respectable Law, and he posted a whole series of things.
00:06:44.000 He'd actually been studying this case, or this place, before, because of this pervert guy.
00:06:50.000 And so when this man, this missionary, showed up on that island and got murdered, he knew all about the history of this island, so he made a chain of posts on Twitter, which were really interesting and informative.
00:07:01.000 And then I started...
00:07:02.000 Going deep into it.
00:07:03.000 I read the guy's journals.
00:07:04.000 The journals were hilarious, man.
00:07:06.000 The kid that got killed?
00:07:07.000 No, the guy who was the pervert.
00:07:09.000 The English pervert in the 1800s probably wrecked that whole area for those people.
00:07:17.000 Because they had this idea of what white men are.
00:07:21.000 Now, these people don't have a written language.
00:07:22.000 And they just have stories.
00:07:24.000 So they probably still have stories.
00:07:26.000 Of these white men that come carrying diseases and want to touch your dick and measure them.
00:07:30.000 Yeah, so this is a guy, he was into...
00:07:32.000 I just want to make sure I remember this right.
00:07:34.000 He was into, like, skull morphology, but with sexual organs.
00:07:38.000 Well, he was...
00:07:39.000 It's hard to tell what he was into, but it was...
00:07:43.000 It's so obviously perverted.
00:07:46.000 Like, it seems like he was doing sexual stuff with these people.
00:07:50.000 Trying to legitimize it by...
00:07:52.000 Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, just...
00:07:54.000 Measuring them and doing detailed descriptions of their sex organs.
00:08:00.000 He was really into that.
00:08:01.000 That seemed very important to him.
00:08:03.000 And he survived the island.
00:08:06.000 I can't decide where to go with my new Laird Hamilton turmeric coffee.
00:08:10.000 Or the whiskey.
00:08:11.000 Mix it up, back and forth.
00:08:12.000 It's really interesting.
00:08:13.000 It's like soup with coffee in it.
00:08:16.000 It's very good for you, too.
00:08:17.000 Like I said, that turmeric.
00:08:18.000 People think of it as curry.
00:08:20.000 Because it's a great spice for food, but it's a potent anti-inflammatory.
00:08:24.000 Very, very good for you.
00:08:25.000 That's good.
00:08:26.000 So I'll have to wait and see what your take on it is.
00:08:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:29.000 Are you...
00:08:30.000 I'm almost done interviewing you.
00:08:34.000 Are you drawn to that idea?
00:08:38.000 I certainly am.
00:08:39.000 Which idea?
00:08:40.000 That you'd go and hang out and spend time with uncontacted people.
00:08:44.000 Well, you've done it in...
00:08:46.000 What part of South America were you at?
00:08:49.000 Well, yeah...
00:08:50.000 They're not uncontacted, but they're semi.
00:08:53.000 Definitely not uncontacted, but...
00:08:55.000 Yeah, some tribes, like the Chimane...
00:09:01.000 And the Mikushi and Wapashan are all tribes in Northern and South America who have a long, long history of contact and engagement with the outside world.
00:09:13.000 But individuals who can still very much, like hanging out with individuals who aren't that old, who in their youth were...
00:09:25.000 Very much like living a hunter-gatherer lifestyle with a mix of native materials and also some western materials.
00:09:32.000 And this was Guyana?
00:09:34.000 Guyana and Bolivia.
00:09:36.000 People that would still...
00:09:39.000 Make their bows from native materials.
00:09:42.000 People that grew up using canoes that were made, like hand-dug dugouts, using plant toxins to kill fish, but also other very modern stuff.
00:09:54.000 One of these guys that I really appreciate hanging out with, I mean, this guy's got an email address, but...
00:09:59.000 I might have told you this story before.
00:10:02.000 He's got an email address, but he also told us about...
00:10:07.000 We interviewed him on our show, on our podcast, and he's telling me about how their peccaries, their white-lipped peccaries, aren't around right now because there's a shaman in another village who's jealous of their village for being so prosperous and has locked their peccaries up inside of a mountain and that they're training their own shaman to free the peccaries from the mountain And
00:10:38.000 you can shoot this dude an email.
00:10:41.000 So, right?
00:10:43.000 Explain a peccary to people.
00:10:45.000 Oh, people here are familiar with a javelina.
00:10:47.000 Yeah.
00:10:47.000 Yeah, a javelina is a collared peccary.
00:10:50.000 And they'll run in little troops of, you might see anywhere from 1 to 13 or 14. White-lip peccaries are a bit bigger.
00:10:59.000 And they'll run in groups of 200 peccaries.
00:11:03.000 Wow.
00:11:03.000 Yeah, they'll ravage.
00:11:04.000 These people have a somewhat agrarian lifestyle.
00:11:07.000 They hunt fish and also have farms scattered throughout the jungle.
00:11:12.000 And they'll just come in and ravage farms in groups of, like I said, groups of 100, 200. I should be honest here and say I've never laid eyes on a white-lipped peccary.
00:11:21.000 There's a third peccary, a chocoan or chocoan peccary that is much more rare than the collared and white-lipped peccary.
00:11:30.000 You got a picture of this, Jamie?
00:11:31.000 There it is.
00:11:31.000 Look at these fuckers.
00:11:32.000 Yeah, those supposedly taste a lot better than collard peccaries.
00:11:36.000 I've hunted collard peccaries in West Texas and in Sonora, Mexico.
00:11:44.000 Are they native to West Texas or did someone bring them in?
00:11:47.000 No, no, no.
00:11:47.000 Collard peccaries are native.
00:11:49.000 Oh, okay.
00:11:50.000 Like portions of New Mexico.
00:11:53.000 Arizona and West Texas.
00:11:54.000 So they look similar to Javelina?
00:11:56.000 That's a Javelina.
00:11:57.000 No, a Javelina and a collard peccary are the same damn thing.
00:12:00.000 Oh, okay.
00:12:01.000 You'd appreciate this because, just knowing your tastes, they have a large breast with a nipple on the top of their back.
00:12:12.000 Like what would be the neck of your ass has a nipple.
00:12:17.000 Whoa.
00:12:17.000 That's their scent gland.
00:12:19.000 So it's an actual nipple that someone nurses from?
00:12:22.000 Nope.
00:12:22.000 It's just a scent gland.
00:12:24.000 Oh.
00:12:24.000 I'm sure you're trusty.
00:12:27.000 Jamie?
00:12:28.000 Jamie.
00:12:29.000 He'll find a nipple on the back of a picture.
00:12:31.000 Yeah, he'll find a picture.
00:12:33.000 Are they somehow related to pigs?
00:12:35.000 No.
00:12:36.000 Not at all.
00:12:36.000 People like to think that they are, but they're not.
00:12:38.000 Wow.
00:12:39.000 Oh, there it is.
00:12:39.000 Yep.
00:12:40.000 See that?
00:12:41.000 Yeah.
00:12:41.000 Javelina tits.
00:12:42.000 When you clean them, you need to cut that away, because it really stinks to high heaven.
00:12:47.000 Is it like a tarso gland?
00:12:49.000 Yep.
00:12:49.000 It's a scent gland.
00:12:50.000 Very powerful smell, and you usually smell them well ahead of seeing them.
00:12:54.000 And they're really pugnacious.
00:12:59.000 You can call at them and mimic the sound of a distressed young one, and they come in ready to kick your ass.
00:13:07.000 I saw that on your show when you and Remy went bowhunting them.
00:13:09.000 They run at you.
00:13:10.000 Remy's got a lot of experience messing around with these things.
00:13:13.000 It's funny because they're pretty popular.
00:13:16.000 You know, they're good to eat, but they're much more popular south of the border in Mexico.
00:13:21.000 It's much more common to eat javelina.
00:13:23.000 They make sausage out of them and stuff?
00:13:25.000 Yeah, they grind them up and make sausage out of them.
00:13:27.000 They cook various things.
00:13:28.000 I don't know anybody, maybe someone's out there that actually takes a backstrap off of a javelina and throws it on the grill.
00:13:36.000 But you generally do preparations with them where you cook them a fair bit.
00:13:41.000 Yeah, you'd have to break down.
00:13:44.000 They've got to be tough, right?
00:13:47.000 They are.
00:13:48.000 You couldn't just grill one.
00:13:49.000 You couldn't just grill one.
00:13:50.000 They're lean.
00:13:51.000 You've got to cook them down.
00:13:52.000 But you can see how it would be popular, though, because it's a nice little bundle of meat, right?
00:13:59.000 And I think that in some areas, especially in Sonora and elsewhere, people aren't likely to turn their nose up at good protein sources.
00:14:08.000 Yeah.
00:14:09.000 It's one thing that's made for bow hunting, because I think that with rifle hunting, and people do hunt with rifles, and I've shot them with rifles, but it can feel like a little bit of a gimme, because they're not...
00:14:26.000 We're good to go.
00:14:29.000 We're good to go.
00:14:57.000 They don't care what's going on outside of that buffer.
00:15:01.000 So you can kind of creep up to them?
00:15:05.000 Kind of walk up to them when you see them.
00:15:07.000 Do they see bad?
00:15:08.000 Are they like pigs?
00:15:09.000 They seem to have very poor eyesight.
00:15:11.000 They seem to have poor eyesight and have an amazingly varied diet.
00:15:16.000 They'll eat like, I mean if you lay there long enough they would come up and eat you.
00:15:21.000 Yeah, they ate my friend's dog.
00:15:22.000 Oh.
00:15:23.000 Yeah.
00:15:24.000 Well, my friend's friend, Doug Stanhope, my buddy.
00:15:26.000 He lives in Arizona.
00:15:28.000 Was he pretty tore up about it?
00:15:30.000 Well, they were, you know, they hate those fucking things.
00:15:33.000 They just piled on this dog and ate the neighbor's dog.
00:15:37.000 And apparently it's not too uncommon.
00:15:40.000 Yeah.
00:15:40.000 It happens.
00:15:41.000 Flash eaters.
00:15:42.000 Yeah, they'll fuck up a dog.
00:15:45.000 They're weird.
00:15:46.000 You know, one of the things, I think it points to a certain amount of sociopathy that I have, but when I hear about someone losing a cat or dog to wild creatures, my initial instinct isn't to be sad.
00:16:07.000 I see what you're saying.
00:16:08.000 You're like, well, that's part of the game.
00:16:10.000 Because you kind of view, you sort of, I have this view that Yeah, I have this view of that sort of like settlement and development v.
00:16:22.000 Wildlife is a global problem, right?
00:16:27.000 And one always wins.
00:16:28.000 Like the destruction of wildlife habitat always wins.
00:16:31.000 And then when you see it play out like that, in some ways you kind of like hope.
00:16:36.000 Like Ryan Callahan, who you know.
00:16:38.000 Yep.
00:16:39.000 Recently...
00:16:41.000 That kid got, a young kid, it was like a 9 or 10 year old girl, got thrown up in the air.
00:16:47.000 By a bison?
00:16:48.000 Yeah, did you see that?
00:16:48.000 Yeah.
00:16:49.000 In Yellowstone?
00:16:49.000 Yeah.
00:16:51.000 And by no means has Cal hoped to see someone, especially particularly a child, get hurt.
00:16:57.000 But he's like, you know, they still got it.
00:17:02.000 Yeah, you can't just close in on a bison.
00:17:05.000 They apparently got within 15 yards of that thing, which is just ridiculous.
00:17:08.000 Yeah.
00:17:08.000 I keep thinking about making a shirt that says, Yellowstone National Park, habituating wildlife since 1877. They do.
00:17:16.000 It is weird.
00:17:17.000 I've only been once.
00:17:18.000 Well, I went once when I was a kid, but I went once recently with my family, and it was...
00:17:23.000 Very weird that you could take selfies with elk.
00:17:25.000 These big herds of elk are so confident that people won't shoot them when they're in the public tourism area that they just go and hang out near the vending machine.
00:17:34.000 So I'm getting a Diet Coke and there's an elk like 30 yards away from me.
00:17:39.000 It's so strange.
00:17:41.000 That's a little bit in line with what I'm talking about when I talk about when I hear someone's dog got killed by a coyote.
00:17:50.000 Yeah.
00:17:52.000 You know, and again, man, I know like my brother has this little dog he just loves and they're inseparable.
00:17:58.000 If that dog got carried off by a great horned owl and a healthy great horned owl could carry this dog off.
00:18:06.000 It's like a little shitting dog.
00:18:07.000 I would feel real bad for him.
00:18:10.000 So with that said, I do have this thing where you kind of root and I do feel sad when I see like in a place like Yellowstone.
00:18:20.000 This is where it gets a little bit weird.
00:18:23.000 When I see wild animals, especially animals that people hunt for, when I see that they've lost their fear of humans, some people would look and be like, oh, this is what naturally they should be like.
00:18:34.000 So this is animals where they've had to give up their human, where they've lost their human fear because we've given them this wild place.
00:18:44.000 I see...
00:18:45.000 Old-timey, old-timey Steve Rinella.
00:18:48.000 Dude, I'm real sorry, man.
00:18:50.000 I... That's a good dude.
00:18:52.000 Joe Farinado, I'll call him.
00:18:53.000 He's a good guy.
00:18:57.000 People see...
00:18:59.000 In like a Yellowstone Park atmosphere, you see where wildlife becomes habituated to humans.
00:19:03.000 And they feel like they're seeing something more natural, right?
00:19:06.000 Because outside of human hunting, they all of a sudden don't have that feeling anymore.
00:19:11.000 I look at that and I see that it's like, to me it feels like something's been subverted and something's wrong with that situation.
00:19:17.000 Yeah.
00:19:18.000 Because it sort of depends on how fresh your perspective is.
00:19:20.000 Because, I mean, people have been hunting, you know, people have been hunting in that area.
00:19:25.000 I mean...
00:19:27.000 At least 10,000 years.
00:19:29.000 So then we take like a 100-year break and the animals become very accustomed to people.
00:19:35.000 It's shocking how quickly they can get it back.
00:19:38.000 And oftentimes those same elk that live, like the same elk that will spend their summer in that park, will migrate out of there and go into National Forest and on ranch land.
00:19:48.000 And then they'll be where they can be hunted.
00:19:50.000 And they know.
00:19:51.000 They cross that line.
00:19:52.000 So the same elk that some dude could basically walk up and touch there...
00:19:57.000 Will, just something in his head switches and they enter into a new mind space when they leave and they're still exposed to human predation.
00:20:05.000 And if they wind you, they'll bolt.
00:20:06.000 Oh yeah.
00:20:07.000 It's shocking how...
00:20:09.000 It's shocking the degree to which they can keep this together in their heads.
00:20:15.000 And it's also pretty surprising how quickly they adapt.
00:20:18.000 I would imagine if you were to open up This would be a pretty controversial idea, but I'll throw it out there.
00:20:27.000 Let's say you were to open up hunting in Yellowstone National Park.
00:20:30.000 I think that it would probably be less than a year.
00:20:33.000 I think a season, a fall hunting season, would have them right back into the same mindset that all the other...
00:20:41.000 Animals that live with human predation, their sort of attitude toward people.
00:20:45.000 I think they'll very quickly get it back.
00:20:48.000 It makes sense.
00:20:49.000 But yeah, people going up and petting stuff.
00:20:52.000 Again, referring to Cal, his idea is that people have gotten to where they confuse national parks with amusement parks.
00:21:02.000 We're good to go.
00:21:20.000 Is that most people have no idea what it's like to be around actual wildlife.
00:21:25.000 To sneak up to them.
00:21:26.000 Most people have no idea about their sense of smell.
00:21:29.000 Like to see an animal wind you and then just fucking bounce.
00:21:33.000 To see that and to know that you're dealing with some superhuman ability.
00:21:39.000 Impossible to imagine with the confines of your own biology what these animals can do.
00:21:45.000 And when you're out amongst them and there's no cell phone service and there's...
00:21:50.000 It's just footprints and Trekking your way through mountains.
00:21:55.000 It's amazing.
00:21:57.000 I mean, it's not Yellowstone.
00:22:00.000 What Yellowstone is, and anything like that, and zoos is the worst example, right?
00:22:05.000 But when we think of animals, people always tell me, because I have a famous dog.
00:22:11.000 I've run with him all the time, and he's on my Instagram.
00:22:14.000 It's like, everybody loves him.
00:22:16.000 He's the sweetest dog in the world.
00:22:17.000 I love that dog.
00:22:18.000 If you love dogs, how could you hunt animals?
00:22:22.000 And I'm like, well, he's not an animal.
00:22:25.000 He's a dog.
00:22:26.000 He's a pet.
00:22:27.000 He's a science project.
00:22:30.000 An animal is a wolf.
00:22:31.000 An animal is a deer.
00:22:33.000 That's an animal.
00:22:34.000 What a dog is, they don't survive outside of us.
00:22:38.000 If you don't take care of them, they won't know what to do.
00:22:41.000 They'll hope that the dog catcher comes and gets them and somebody rescues them.
00:22:45.000 They're not wild animals.
00:22:47.000 It almost has less to do with how they're raised than And more to do with their ancestors.
00:22:53.000 Like, their biology has changed.
00:22:55.000 They've literally been bred to something different.
00:22:58.000 They're a fucking science project.
00:23:00.000 Yeah.
00:23:00.000 And you see my dog.
00:23:01.000 He's got floppy ears.
00:23:02.000 He's a sweetheart.
00:23:04.000 Everybody who meets him, he drops to his back and he wants you to rub his belly.
00:23:06.000 He's just the sweetest dog in the world.
00:23:08.000 That is not a dog.
00:23:09.000 I mean, it's not an animal.
00:23:10.000 There's not an animal like that that would ever exist out in the wild.
00:23:13.000 Because if he sees another dog, he's like, hello, are you my friend?
00:23:16.000 He's not like checking to see if the thing's going to steal his food or rob him of his mates or kill his babies.
00:23:22.000 Yeah, it's the result of a 20,000 or whatever year experimentation with the domestication of an animal.
00:23:30.000 Yeah, so most people when they say they love animals, they don't even fucking know any.
00:23:46.000 We've been so domesticated and so isolated in cities, most people, especially most people that have opinions on this shit.
00:23:55.000 You know, people that live in rural areas, I mean, you know that.
00:23:58.000 You live in Bozeman, and Bozeman is, you know, surrounded by these areas that are just fucking completely wild.
00:24:05.000 I mean, if you're in Bozeman, you can drive an hour from your house, and then you're around bears and deer and eagles.
00:24:12.000 I mean, it's a completely wild place.
00:24:14.000 But people that are in those areas, people around Boise, Idaho, for example, They have a totally different idea.
00:24:21.000 People in Wyoming.
00:24:22.000 They have a totally different idea of what wildlife is versus somebody who lives in Santa Monica.
00:24:28.000 There's a video that somebody sent me today of a guy in Thousand Oaks is on his street and he's filming a fucking enormous mountain lion.
00:24:39.000 I mean, it is huge.
00:24:40.000 It's a big boy.
00:24:41.000 It's like 150 pounds.
00:24:42.000 And they're in the car and they're looking at it through the window and him and his son, it seems like, are filming this thing going, Holy shit, look at this thing.
00:24:49.000 It's right there in the street, a big-ass cat.
00:24:52.000 And he was saying that somebody was feeding it, apparently.
00:24:55.000 And they're trying to figure out what...
00:24:56.000 You want me to send it to you?
00:24:59.000 I'll send it to you.
00:25:00.000 But that's super rare.
00:25:04.000 I mean, that's a real wild animal.
00:25:06.000 It's super, super rare that anybody would have any kind of experience with one of these things.
00:25:11.000 And most people that are talking about animals just really don't know what that even means.
00:25:15.000 They're just saying it.
00:25:16.000 Yeah, I think that there's developed a...
00:25:19.000 A pretty big cultural division between people who live around, work around, and deal with animals, and people who...
00:25:32.000 View them or think of them as very other.
00:25:35.000 A friend of mine who's a biologist...
00:25:36.000 Oh, there you go.
00:25:38.000 Yeah.
00:25:38.000 No, no.
00:25:39.000 I'm sending you another one.
00:25:40.000 I sent it to you.
00:25:41.000 It's from Thousand Oaks.
00:25:43.000 I just sent it to you.
00:25:45.000 That's one, though.
00:25:45.000 That's a recent one, too.
00:25:47.000 A buddy of mine who's a biologist with the Forest Service, a guy named Carl Malcolm.
00:25:51.000 He might have heard on our show.
00:25:54.000 He just sent me a paper...
00:25:56.000 That was about kids' attitudes to wildlife, and it was comparing rural people's attitude and knowledge of wildlife, kids, with urban and suburban attitudes about wildlife.
00:26:10.000 And you can see the input of media when you look at this thing, because people who live in an urban or suburban environment When they tell you the top-of-mind wildlife that they know about, it's non-native stuff.
00:26:27.000 Like lions?
00:26:28.000 Yeah, they're likely to know what's an animal, right?
00:26:32.000 And an animal would be like, oh, it'd be like a giraffe, right?
00:26:35.000 And people who have a more rural or remote...
00:26:43.000 Viewpoint are much more likely, when they think of wildlife, to think of things that they interact with.
00:26:49.000 And not like the things that are on your mobile above your crib when you're a little baby.
00:26:55.000 And also, there's a slight tendency, I've got to look at this more carefully, but there's a slight tendency to have negative feelings or things that are dangerous or bad the more urban you are in terms of native wildlife.
00:27:12.000 To more recognize it as like a negative or bad thing.
00:27:14.000 And what they're pointing to is, again, I want to look at this much more carefully and pardon me to the authors if I'm messing this up.
00:27:21.000 I was just looking at it this morning.
00:27:24.000 What they're pointing to is the stirrings of there being a greater acceptance of decreased biodiversity.
00:27:33.000 Hmm.
00:27:34.000 Meaning that you're kind of like okay with the bad things having gone and we're focused on like what are animals?
00:27:40.000 Well, animals would be like a giraffe and hippopotamus and the things that Disney tells me about and not like opossums and raccoons which are kind of gross.
00:27:50.000 Hmm.
00:27:50.000 You know?
00:27:52.000 You got that video?
00:27:53.000 Yeah.
00:27:53.000 Look at this fat boy.
00:27:56.000 Play this thing.
00:27:59.000 It's a collar, isn't it?
00:28:00.000 Yeah, it's got a collar on it.
00:28:01.000 It's interesting.
00:28:01.000 I can see that better.
00:28:03.000 There's a lot of them out here that have collars.
00:28:05.000 We got a photo that we just had commissioned.
00:28:09.000 It should get here soon, right?
00:28:10.000 Yeah.
00:28:11.000 It's huge.
00:28:12.000 Of the big cat that they photographed near the Hollywood sign.
00:28:15.000 Yeah.
00:28:16.000 It looks like it's staged.
00:28:17.000 I mean, the cat is walking right by the trail camera in the Hollywood sign.
00:28:20.000 Oh, it's that dude that sets up those famous...
00:28:23.000 Yeah, it was in National Geographic.
00:28:24.000 Yeah, that's a good picture.
00:28:26.000 Yeah, we got one printed on that picture right there.
00:28:29.000 I mean, come on, man.
00:28:30.000 That's crazy.
00:28:31.000 That is a goddamn crazy picture.
00:28:33.000 It's a giant cat.
00:28:34.000 Like, look at the forearms on that motherfucker.
00:28:36.000 Well, it's got that saggy stomach.
00:28:38.000 But it bums me out looking at that collar.
00:28:40.000 There was a conversation that you had on your podcast about shooting a deer.
00:28:43.000 That's our favorite subject, yeah.
00:28:45.000 About shooting a deer that's wearing a collar, and I'm with you.
00:28:48.000 I'm with you 100%.
00:28:49.000 I don't want to shoot a deer that's wearing a collar.
00:28:50.000 I don't care if it's wild as fuck.
00:28:52.000 If they caught it when it was a baby, and they just waited and measured it and then let it go, and it didn't have a collar, and I saw that deer, I wouldn't think twice about shooting it.
00:29:01.000 But if I saw it and it was wearing a collar, I'm like, I'm out.
00:29:04.000 Oh, totally.
00:29:05.000 I'm out.
00:29:05.000 But there's a really funny thing, and you probably caught wind of this, or know about this, is that it's a big deal.
00:29:11.000 Yeah.
00:29:12.000 To shoot a duck with a band on it, everybody knows it's cool as shit.
00:29:15.000 Like, I know that.
00:29:16.000 Everybody wants to shoot a band in...
00:29:18.000 Most people listening to this don't know that.
00:29:20.000 It's cool as shit if you get a banded duck.
00:29:23.000 Why is that?
00:29:23.000 Well, it's a little bit social science, because long ago, like, we used to not understand...
00:29:32.000 This is kind of a little bit tricky to explain.
00:29:36.000 We used to not understand how migrations worked.
00:29:40.000 Because everyone only knew what they saw.
00:29:43.000 Okay?
00:29:44.000 And there wasn't someone who was sort of like coalescing all of this information.
00:29:49.000 People would know very well.
00:29:51.000 Like, you know, wherever.
00:29:52.000 You live along the Mississippi River.
00:29:54.000 Okay?
00:29:56.000 And you might know very well that like in November...
00:29:59.000 Shit loads of ducks that you haven't seen, they haven't been here all year, are coming from the north and going to the south.
00:30:07.000 And you knew that very well.
00:30:09.000 You knew that ducks moved, you knew that they moved through here, but you didn't put all of the, you had no way to put all the pieces together.
00:30:19.000 Over time, we wanted to understand animal migrations better.
00:30:23.000 This is way pre-collars, like GPS collars and pit tags and shit.
00:30:30.000 We started this banding system where you could go and catch a duck in its nesting area.
00:30:36.000 There's like times a year when it's really easy to catch ducks.
00:30:38.000 One, you can catch them when they're young and you can catch them when they molt.
00:30:41.000 So people would go out and put a band on a duck and you could go up in the Arctic or the upper Midwest, anywhere, and throw a band on a baby duck.
00:30:48.000 And that band would have a phone number on it.
00:30:51.000 And you were encouraged.
00:30:54.000 When you got a banded duck, it was like they made it be that it was a good thing.
00:30:59.000 And you were encouraged to call that 1-800 number, or whatever the hell they were before 1-800 numbers, and give them the band, the band number.
00:31:08.000 And then we started to really, with great detail, map out flyways, how ducks migrated.
00:31:15.000 The ducks on the Arctic Slope in Alaska tend to follow along this path, and they tend to end up Here, at this date.
00:31:24.000 They're down in, you know, whatever.
00:31:26.000 They're down in Texas all of a sudden, or they're down in Southern California.
00:31:30.000 They're hanging out in rice fields around Sacramento, whatever the hell it is.
00:31:33.000 We started to put together this whole detailed picture.
00:31:35.000 And it was one of the great achievements in wildlife biology, was what we learned from the duck banding system.
00:31:41.000 So I think that Over time, it became, like I said, it was sort of like social engineering where people were taught to think it was cool.
00:31:50.000 And you would wear a band.
00:31:53.000 If you had a lanyard where you keep your duck calls on.
00:31:56.000 This still goes on.
00:31:57.000 If you got a lanyard where you have your duck calls on, any banded bird you get, you put that band on your lanyard.
00:32:03.000 I even met these knuckleheads from North Dakota who...
00:32:07.000 Have a lot of bands on their lanyards from banded birds they've shot.
00:32:12.000 And you'd be like, dude, that's a lot of bands.
00:32:13.000 And he goes, yeah, not one of them's reported.
00:32:17.000 They think that it remains more pure.
00:32:22.000 Dude, I don't know.
00:32:24.000 That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
00:32:25.000 It's the dumbest shit?
00:32:26.000 I wish you guys did call.
00:32:27.000 Why wouldn't anybody want to contribute to all this?
00:32:29.000 I don't know.
00:32:30.000 You'd have to have a calling component to your show, and we would call one of these dudes and have them explain in greater detail.
00:32:35.000 I remember thinking, that's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard.
00:32:39.000 I don't think you'd want to talk to that guy.
00:32:41.000 He's like, yeah, they're all unreported.
00:32:43.000 Anyways, I don't know if it's an anti-science thing.
00:32:45.000 You love to argue.
00:32:46.000 Did you talk to that guy about this?
00:32:47.000 You know, it was long ago.
00:32:48.000 I could tell you where I was standing.
00:32:49.000 I was in my brother's kitchen in Miles City, Montana, beneath this crazy chandelier he bought online.
00:32:55.000 And I remember everything about it, but I don't remember if I challenged him on the sense of being proud of having not contributed to our scientific understanding of waterfowl migrations and why.
00:33:07.000 Maybe like a sort of anti-government sentiment, like some black helicopter stuff.
00:33:13.000 Okay.
00:33:14.000 Regardless.
00:33:14.000 Yeah.
00:33:15.000 Some malicious shit.
00:33:16.000 It's cool to have bands.
00:33:18.000 And I have like in my sort of, I have like a box where I put important stuff to me.
00:33:21.000 But imagine if you had a box of deer collars.
00:33:25.000 Dude, there's no way.
00:33:26.000 I wouldn't put a deer collar.
00:33:28.000 That's what I'm getting at.
00:33:29.000 I was like, those are cool, but collars are not.
00:33:31.000 And we had a friend, there's a friend of mine who's a, she's a, does a lot of carnivore research and other research projects named Carmen Van Bianchi, which is a cool name.
00:33:39.000 But She says that, you know, I'm someone that collars animals.
00:33:45.000 And I even think that, she's like, when you get one with a collar on it, she said, it was cool, we talked about this the other day, she's like, someone has already got the best of them.
00:33:56.000 That they become tainted when they've been held by someone else.
00:34:00.000 And that's a little bit how I view it, where a wild animal, you want to imagine it being the wildest wild animal.
00:34:07.000 And once it has a collar, it's all sloppy seconds, man.
00:34:12.000 Yeah.
00:34:12.000 Well, isn't that why the allure of Alaska is so interesting?
00:34:16.000 Because it's one of the rare places where, like, if you run into a caribou in Alaska, there's a high probability that- Never encountered a person.
00:34:24.000 Never.
00:34:24.000 It doesn't even know what you are.
00:34:26.000 Like, you've seen videos of hunters walking towards caribou with, like, their bow on their head.
00:34:32.000 Yep.
00:34:32.000 And the caribou's like, what in the fuck is this?
00:34:35.000 They don't even know.
00:34:35.000 They think that bow is a rack.
00:34:38.000 Their assumption, in areas where I've been, Particularly like up on the Arctic slope.
00:34:46.000 No, that's not true because I've seen a lot in the mountain ranges too in South Central Alaska.
00:34:51.000 When they see your movement, their assumption is that you're a caribou.
00:34:58.000 That's like, it seems, I can't, you can't get in their head.
00:35:01.000 But their assumption is that like, oh, I better go check it out.
00:35:04.000 And then I'll circle downwind and make sure it's not a, make sure it's not a grizzly or a wolf or whatever.
00:35:09.000 But they're like, you know, something that weighs a few hundred pounds, a couple hundred pounds, whatever, walking around.
00:35:16.000 Probably a caribou.
00:35:17.000 And they're just like, come on over.
00:35:19.000 They come to you.
00:35:20.000 Until they can rule it out.
00:35:22.000 But they're gregarious and they want to find each other.
00:35:26.000 And that sort of thing winds up giving you a little bit of a sense of...
00:35:30.000 It makes you feel a little bit bad for them.
00:35:33.000 Right.
00:35:33.000 They're not tuned in like a mule deer is.
00:35:36.000 Yeah.
00:35:36.000 And then you realize it's just like living like that.
00:35:39.000 I mean, these are things that could migrate.
00:35:41.000 They migrate hundreds of miles.
00:35:42.000 Have you hunted an axis deer yet?
00:35:44.000 Yeah.
00:35:45.000 Axis deer in Hawaii is the most perverse, strange, but necessary hunting that I've ever experienced.
00:35:53.000 Yeah, and you know what?
00:35:54.000 And...
00:35:55.000 They don't have, like on Hawaii, they're not dealing with natural predators.
00:35:58.000 Zero.
00:35:58.000 Just people.
00:35:59.000 They're just very in tune to their predator being people.
00:36:03.000 I imagine that they probably, the same way that we carry with us a sort of natural abhorrence of snakes, a natural abhorrence of spiders, I would imagine that they come from a...
00:36:22.000 You probably know a little bit better than me because you spent more time with axes deer.
00:36:26.000 They probably come from a very predator-rich environment, I'm guessing.
00:36:29.000 Oh, originally.
00:36:30.000 Yeah.
00:36:31.000 India.
00:36:32.000 And carry with them a real high, strong sense from having dealt with very efficient predators.
00:36:37.000 Tigers.
00:36:38.000 Yeah, they evolved to get away from tigers.
00:36:40.000 They've got to be high-strong.
00:36:41.000 They're the fastest things I've ever seen in my life.
00:36:44.000 I have videos of one where I shot at this one from 55 yards, 15 yards away.
00:36:50.000 He sees the arrow coming 15 yards away from him, and he's like, zoop!
00:36:54.000 Docs it.
00:36:54.000 He's out of there.
00:36:55.000 It's crazy.
00:36:56.000 It's like they kind of understand that things coming towards them kill them.
00:37:00.000 Yeah.
00:37:00.000 Because they are hunted 365 days a year.
00:37:03.000 Because they have to.
00:37:05.000 They're so overrun.
00:37:06.000 There's somewhere in the neighborhood of 20,000 to 30,000 deer on this one island with 3,000 people.
00:37:11.000 And you've never seen herds like this before.
00:37:13.000 It's crazy.
00:37:14.000 I want to bring you.
00:37:15.000 I hunted them years ago.
00:37:19.000 Yeah.
00:37:20.000 And I remember the area I had been hunted very, very heavily.
00:37:25.000 Do they call them does or hinds?
00:37:28.000 Hinds.
00:37:29.000 They had been hunted very heavily.
00:37:31.000 Stags and hinds.
00:37:38.000 From just a small set of experiences that happened over a couple days, it seemed like the pressure on the males had been extraordinary, where it seemed like you would see a hundred hinds.
00:37:53.000 Per stag.
00:37:54.000 I don't know if that's common there or not.
00:37:56.000 No, it's not.
00:37:56.000 I remember being very surprised by that.
00:37:59.000 It's almost 50-50 when you go to these areas that are in Lanai and apparently the same thing with Maui.
00:38:06.000 They're everywhere.
00:38:07.000 There's so many of them.
00:38:08.000 Maui has a real eradication sort of program underway.
00:38:13.000 Which is controversial, right?
00:38:14.000 Very controversial.
00:38:15.000 But they're also selling it.
00:38:18.000 They're selling...
00:38:19.000 Like venison sticks and venison jerky and there's companies that are establishing these conservation efforts where they're going out and they're shooting X amount per year, like 6,000 per year, which doesn't even put a dent on them.
00:38:34.000 Is the goal eradication or is the goal just to limit?
00:38:37.000 Limit them.
00:38:38.000 But they eradicated them from the Big Island.
00:38:39.000 Somebody had put them on the Big Island.
00:38:41.000 Somebody had taken them from one of the other islands and put them on the Big Island.
00:38:44.000 And they had spent millions of dollars to eradicate them.
00:38:47.000 Forgive me, stop me if we spoke about this before, but there's kind of an interesting perspective that someone gave to me about Hawaii, where we have this list, you know, Hawaii is just dominated by non-natives, okay?
00:39:04.000 I might be wrong about some of these, but I don't think I am.
00:39:06.000 Bread, fruit, coconut...
00:39:10.000 All the major fruiting trees are non-native.
00:39:15.000 And so much of the wildlife is non-native.
00:39:17.000 I mean, they have surprising shit.
00:39:19.000 They have wild turkeys, there's wild cattle, pigs, Axis deer, I think there's black buck antelope running around.
00:39:25.000 Wild horses?
00:39:26.000 Chuckers, pheasants.
00:39:28.000 They hunt horses.
00:39:29.000 Yeah.
00:39:30.000 I was talking to a guy one time that snares cattle.
00:39:34.000 Wow.
00:39:35.000 I don't know if he does it illegally or not.
00:39:38.000 But he snares cattle.
00:39:39.000 My mom's, I guess I would call it, you know, technically he'd be my stepfather, but it feels funny.
00:39:46.000 My mom, my stepfather, my mom's husband, who she married after my dad passed away, he grew up snaring whitetail deer with garage door cable.
00:39:55.000 But they were like, they were farmers and they just ate.
00:40:00.000 And that was sort of his relationship with deer, setting garage cable snares.
00:40:05.000 Yeah.
00:40:06.000 And just using that as a source of food.
00:40:07.000 They were just hungry, you know, poor.
00:40:10.000 But anyways, in Hawaii, right, those islands were colonized by humans like 1,100 years ago.
00:40:20.000 And so now we have like native Hawaiians or Hawaiians, right?
00:40:26.000 Yeah.
00:40:27.000 And I've spoke with some Native Hawaiians who feel that there's this uneasy relationship between what we're regarding and describing as non-Native wildlife, even down to pigs.
00:40:40.000 Even though their ancestors, you know, 1,100 years ago, brought the pig to the island.
00:40:46.000 And someone expressed to me very simply, he's like, how can I be Hawaiian?
00:40:51.000 Like, I'm Native Hawaiian.
00:40:53.000 I damn sure I'm Hawaiian.
00:40:58.000 Right.
00:41:00.000 Right.
00:41:06.000 Yeah.
00:41:07.000 And he was kind of pissed about this attitude towards, because these are guys that like to hunt and eat a lot of wild game, about this attitude to access deer and this attitude to pigs.
00:41:17.000 And you hear the same thing out of Australia.
00:41:19.000 You hear the same thing out of New Zealand, which is guys who have this difficult relationship with...
00:41:26.000 The things that they've come to hunt, and the things that have sort of been culturally accepted, culturally accepted as wildlife, right?
00:41:35.000 Where people, you know, I don't want to use environmentalists here in a way that makes it be that the hunters aren't necessarily environmentalists, but in ways where some people with what they would describe as an environmental agenda want to see species eradicated.
00:41:50.000 The people have been interacting with for 100 years, in some cases, Like in Hawaii, in some cases, perhaps a thousand years.
00:41:57.000 They've been interacting with it on the landscape.
00:41:59.000 But then someone wants to come and say, we want to get rid of it because it's not native.
00:42:04.000 And it causes a ton of tension.
00:42:06.000 Where it creates a weird situation for people in some of these places is that hunters have long justified their actions to the public as being that we're controlling Right?
00:42:23.000 We're like controlling non-natives, so we're doing a good thing.
00:42:26.000 But then someone says like, oh, you know, I got a better idea.
00:42:28.000 Let's just kill all of them.
00:42:30.000 And then the hunter's like, whoa!
00:42:32.000 Well, you know they did that often.
00:42:33.000 I don't mean like that.
00:42:34.000 There's an island off the California coast that was filled with elk and deer.
00:42:37.000 Oh, what was it called?
00:42:38.000 I don't forget.
00:42:39.000 See if you can find it.
00:42:40.000 They eradicated all of them.
00:42:41.000 They just machine gunned them.
00:42:43.000 Yeah.
00:42:44.000 Just helicopters and just eradicated all of them.
00:42:47.000 Are you familiar with the practice in those cases where they have a Judas animal?
00:42:50.000 Yes.
00:42:50.000 That's good shit.
00:42:51.000 There's a great article about, or a podcast about that from Radiolab, where they kept sending this Judas goat to the Galapagos, and he'd find the other goats and like, da-da-da.
00:43:03.000 They'd gun them all down.
00:43:04.000 This Judas goat would be like, where are my friends?
00:43:06.000 Fuck!
00:43:06.000 And just keep wandering off.
00:43:08.000 He's sterile, so he can't breathe.
00:43:10.000 Oh, is that right?
00:43:10.000 And he'd go to find these other goats, and they'd follow the collar, the GPS on the collar, and find the new group of goats, and they'd gun them down, too.
00:43:19.000 That would begin to wear on a human.
00:43:23.000 Yeah, I don't think goats entirely know what's going on.
00:43:26.000 The other day we had a meeting with our kids.
00:43:28.000 Okay.
00:43:28.000 We had a meeting with our kids.
00:43:29.000 Santa Rosa Island.
00:43:31.000 So Santa Rosa Island.
00:43:32.000 Dude, I was there not long ago.
00:43:34.000 It used to be filled with elk and deer and people had sort of set it up.
00:43:39.000 Santa Rosa Island elk.
00:43:40.000 They had set it up.
00:43:42.000 Pro hunters hit Santa Rosa Island.
00:43:46.000 I think they mean professional.
00:43:47.000 In that case, I would have used professional, not pro.
00:43:50.000 Murderers.
00:43:51.000 Deer murderers.
00:43:52.000 And this is in 2011. So it was a fairly recent thing where they eradicated all these animals.
00:43:57.000 Yeah, I just not long ago fished off there.
00:43:59.000 It's supposed to be amazing fishing.
00:44:02.000 The Catalina apparently is like the greatest mako shark fishing in the world.
00:44:06.000 Here's a weird one.
00:44:07.000 Shark fishing, all of a sudden you're an asshole.
00:44:10.000 It used to be with jaws, like you caught a shark.
00:44:12.000 Hey, good.
00:44:13.000 Get that fucking thing out of here.
00:44:14.000 They're going to kill people.
00:44:15.000 Now it's like, you monster.
00:44:17.000 Shark's fin soup.
00:44:18.000 Don't you care about the...
00:44:20.000 Don't you know there's global warming?
00:44:21.000 Like, everything is conflated.
00:44:23.000 It's all, like, piled on together.
00:44:24.000 Like, what are you doing with a shark?
00:44:26.000 You used to be able to buy Mako shark in a restaurant.
00:44:28.000 Oh, you still see it, but I saw a thresher shark the other day on the menu.
00:44:33.000 I did a magazine story about this long, long ago.
00:44:37.000 It was right when I got out of school, and it was the first assignment I had to go write an article, and I was writing it for an outside magazine.
00:44:46.000 This was 19 years ago, man.
00:44:49.000 And there was a thing called Mako Madness, and it was this thing in Montauk.
00:44:55.000 You know what's funny about doing this?
00:44:56.000 This is in 2000, and I got sent out there and had never, ever been to New York.
00:45:00.000 I didn't even go into the city.
00:45:01.000 I just flew into wherever the hell I flew into and got a car and stupidly took a cab to...
00:45:08.000 I didn't understand.
00:45:09.000 I was very young.
00:45:10.000 I didn't understand.
00:45:11.000 I took a cab from the airport out to Montauk.
00:45:14.000 Oh my god.
00:45:15.000 How much did that cost?
00:45:16.000 I don't even remember.
00:45:17.000 I remember when I had to determine my expenses.
00:45:19.000 People were like, what?
00:45:19.000 I didn't know.
00:45:21.000 But anyways, it was funny because I remember driving along and seeing the summer before.
00:45:27.000 It was like a year before.
00:45:28.000 And seeing the Twin Towers, you know?
00:45:31.000 And it was like my first ever view.
00:45:32.000 And I never saw that place again.
00:45:34.000 I never saw it again until after.
00:45:35.000 But there's this thing called Mako Madness.
00:45:38.000 And it was like a shark tournament.
00:45:41.000 And traditionally it had been like a contest to get the biggest shark.
00:45:44.000 And they would bet money on it.
00:45:47.000 And there was the general registration fee.
00:45:49.000 So all these captains who had charter boats would join Mako Madness and they would book clients on their boats for Mako Madness.
00:45:57.000 And you had to pay some amount of money to register your boat To be in the contest.
00:46:06.000 But the real money was in all these side bets called Calcutta's.
00:46:10.000 And so there was enough side betting going on around all the various captains that the biggest Mako could win $100,000, a couple hundred thousand dollars to catch the biggest Mako.
00:46:20.000 But sort of the fatal flaw in this tournament, from a public perception standpoint, would be that there was a category for just biggest shark.
00:46:31.000 And there was a category for biggest Mako.
00:46:35.000 So, people going out, like, at a time, this is when shark populations are still, you know, and globally, they're still on a decline.
00:46:46.000 But there was still a lot of shark bycatch from swordfish, longlining, and other things.
00:46:50.000 And people were getting very worried about shark stocks and shark numbers.
00:46:55.000 And at one time, Mako Madness, there was a lot more Makos.
00:46:57.000 Like, people would be registered Makos.
00:46:59.000 But there had been some years where Mako Madness had no Makos.
00:47:03.000 People weren't bringing in a mako.
00:47:05.000 So everyone would go out and just make damn sure that, like, I don't want to come back empty.
00:47:10.000 So they would catch a blue shark.
00:47:13.000 Because if no one caught a mako, you still might get biggest shark from catching a blue shark.
00:47:19.000 And at the end of this thing, man, they had dumpsters.
00:47:22.000 They would fill a dumpster with blue sharks.
00:47:27.000 And no one would eat it?
00:47:28.000 Dude, no.
00:47:29.000 It would go into a dumpster.
00:47:31.000 But you can eat blue shark?
00:47:32.000 Yeah.
00:47:33.000 Well, you can.
00:47:33.000 They're high in urea.
00:47:35.000 It's like everything else.
00:47:36.000 Yes, you can.
00:47:37.000 So mako is the most edible?
00:47:39.000 Mako, thresher.
00:47:41.000 Can you eat a great white?
00:47:42.000 You know what's funny about great whites?
00:47:44.000 There's a writer I love, and he does all these fisheries guidebooks named Vic Dunaway.
00:47:48.000 I don't know if he's dead or alive, but I got all of his books.
00:47:50.000 He's got Gulf Coast, Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Coast.
00:47:53.000 He does these books.
00:47:54.000 It's like all the fish that you're likely to catch.
00:47:58.000 Kind of like how to catch him.
00:48:00.000 What I like about it, he's got a food quality section.
00:48:04.000 And his food quality sections are really funny.
00:48:07.000 And the highest praise is he can give something like excellent or one of the best.
00:48:11.000 So if you look up Snook, it'll be like one of the best.
00:48:15.000 His headline for Great White Shark, it says, don't even ask.
00:48:19.000 But people feel that they'd be good because salmon shark are good.
00:48:23.000 They used to call them poor beagles.
00:48:24.000 Salmon shark have a very good reputation, and makos have a good reputation, and threshers have market value.
00:48:30.000 And there's other sharks in other areas that have market value, but those ones are ones that are popular table fare.
00:48:37.000 The assumption is that great white sharks would probably be good.
00:48:41.000 It must be somebody who's eaten one.
00:48:43.000 Oh, I'm sure there's plenty of people that have eaten them.
00:48:45.000 But at this Mako Madness thing, I can't remember the point I was getting at.
00:48:48.000 What the hell was I driving at by talking about Mako Madness?
00:48:51.000 Oh, in this article, I got into the history of where shark hunting and killing sharks came from.
00:48:58.000 You're familiar with Jaws, right?
00:49:00.000 Well, sort of the shark fisherman character in Jaws is based on this very real dude, Frank Mundus.
00:49:06.000 And Frank Mundus used to fish out of Montauk.
00:49:08.000 And at a time, Montauk was this premier destination for people catching swordfish and big bluefin tuna.
00:49:14.000 And as those big pelagic fisheries had collapsed from overfishing, In the 70s, Frank Mundus, he'd go out and he'd just go out and find a, you know, he'd go out famously, he'd go out and find a beached whale, or not a beached whale, but a floating dead whale.
00:49:30.000 And he'd anchor up on that whale and catch big ass great whites.
00:49:34.000 And then come in and hang the bloody carcass.
00:49:37.000 I think?
00:50:00.000 There he is.
00:50:02.000 He kind of built this idea of shark hunting.
00:50:05.000 Is he on a shark bite in his forearm?
00:50:07.000 Go back to that.
00:50:08.000 That'd be interesting if Frank Mundus did.
00:50:11.000 Something took a bite out of that motherfucker.
00:50:13.000 Yeah, so he's got the necklace, the dead shark, and Frank Mundus kind of like spawned this sort of thing where you'd want to go out and catch a big shark and hang it up and then throw it in a dumpster.
00:50:27.000 And people look at, like, when people look at that history, they look at it being as like, it's like, in some ways, Mundus and shark hunting was symptomatic of declining fisheries.
00:50:39.000 Look at that picture of him and the dude from the movie.
00:50:41.000 They're so similar.
00:50:42.000 Look at that.
00:50:43.000 The black and white and the color next to each other.
00:50:44.000 Look at that.
00:50:45.000 Oh, yeah.
00:50:46.000 What was that guy's name?
00:50:47.000 The guy in the movie.
00:50:49.000 Can't remember.
00:50:49.000 What was the actor's name?
00:50:50.000 That guy was fucking awesome.
00:50:52.000 What a great scene.
00:50:54.000 You know Mo Fallon?
00:50:56.000 Yeah.
00:50:56.000 Yeah.
00:50:57.000 That's still his favorite movie, I think.
00:50:59.000 It's a great movie.
00:51:00.000 Dude, he loves Jaws.
00:51:01.000 It's a great movie.
00:51:02.000 It's interesting that the narrative...
00:51:03.000 Next time you see him, have him convince you that Jaws is the greatest movie ever.
00:51:07.000 It's a great movie.
00:51:08.000 It's a great movie.
00:51:09.000 Richard Dreyfuss?
00:51:10.000 I mean, come on.
00:51:12.000 The narrative of Shark's Fin Soup and sharks being something that we need to protect, that's sort of...
00:51:19.000 It's a new thing.
00:51:20.000 It's only existed over the last decade or so.
00:51:22.000 I think so.
00:51:23.000 Yeah, it used to be if you caught a shark, like, good for you.
00:51:25.000 You're keeping it from killing someone who's swimming or someone who's surfing.
00:51:29.000 The idea of shark's fin soup and its lure was driven whole new one time when we were in Berkeley and we were at a boat launch and we'd come off fishing and we'd been out fishing for leopard sharks.
00:51:42.000 Remember The Life Aquatic?
00:51:44.000 That's a good movie.
00:51:45.000 Do you like his stuff or no?
00:51:46.000 Bill Murray?
00:51:47.000 Love him.
00:51:48.000 No, I mean like the director, Anderson.
00:51:49.000 Wes Anderson.
00:51:50.000 Oh, what has he done besides that?
00:51:51.000 Fucking World Tenenbaums.
00:51:54.000 Oh, okay.
00:51:55.000 Yeah, I like that.
00:51:56.000 Yeah.
00:51:56.000 I think his masterpiece is The Life Aquatic.
00:51:59.000 But in there they got the famous shark and there's the jaguar shark, which is a good idea for a shark.
00:52:05.000 I don't think it exists.
00:52:06.000 But there are leopard sharks.
00:52:07.000 We were fishing for leopard sharks.
00:52:08.000 We came back to the boat launch and there's a dumpster there.
00:52:12.000 Everybody cleans their fish and throws the fish guts in the dumpster.
00:52:15.000 I remember there was a gentleman digging through the dumpster, getting out leopard shark fins and heads and stuff.
00:52:24.000 I took pity on him.
00:52:26.000 I thought that he was acting out of some sort of desperation.
00:52:30.000 And I said, hey man, do you want like a nice filet?
00:52:36.000 I'd be happy to give you a filet.
00:52:38.000 He's like, no.
00:52:40.000 Just the fins.
00:52:42.000 Just to make soup?
00:52:44.000 Yeah.
00:52:45.000 Yeah.
00:52:45.000 Have you ever had it?
00:52:46.000 No.
00:52:47.000 I've had it.
00:52:47.000 Shark fin soup?
00:52:48.000 Yeah.
00:52:49.000 Did you enjoy it?
00:52:50.000 It was weird.
00:52:52.000 It was weird.
00:52:53.000 It was like, it's okay.
00:52:54.000 It's okay.
00:52:54.000 It's definitely not worth eradicating a fucking entire species for.
00:52:58.000 No, it's a little disgusting.
00:53:02.000 It's a little disgusting.
00:53:03.000 And, you know, I'm always reluctant.
00:53:04.000 Like, I'm always reluctant to...
00:53:07.000 I'm a little bit reluctant to sort of oversimplify things around harvest and animals and stuff because...
00:53:22.000 I think people can take it too far.
00:53:24.000 But if you've seen footage of people cutting fins...
00:53:27.000 And dumping the sharks in the water.
00:53:28.000 And kicking the sharks off the deck into the water.
00:53:31.000 It's dark.
00:53:31.000 But it speaks to something.
00:53:33.000 I think that seeing live, finless sharks going into the water speaks to something about just your level of care.
00:53:41.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:53:42.000 Whether you view something as sacred or not, it's hard to see that the individual engaging in that is viewing it as sacred.
00:53:51.000 There's a lot of stories about even swordfish captains Burning blue sharks and stuff and effigy because they lose so much of their swordfish to catch the blue sharks.
00:54:01.000 But to see people kicking them off, it speaks to something about animal suffering.
00:54:05.000 It speaks to something about what is that person's view of the resource?
00:54:10.000 How do they respect it?
00:54:12.000 But it also speaks to a general thing where you don't see things wasted.
00:54:18.000 My understanding about one of the things that slowed in US waters, one of the things that slowed Finning was just, you used to be able to go out and you could fill your hold full of just sharp parts.
00:54:30.000 If you were a fishing captain, you could just be like, oh, I'm just going to keep the fins.
00:54:33.000 And eventually they made it, I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong here.
00:54:37.000 I don't think I am.
00:54:38.000 They eventually made it that whatever you have for shark materials in your boat on a commercial operation, only a certain percentage can be comprised of fins.
00:54:48.000 And since when you're on a commercial vessel, your hold, like the area where you keep iced fish is finite, it's limited, it wound up being not worth it.
00:54:58.000 Because let's say only like 30% of your shark parts could be shark fins and you had to keep the rest.
00:55:04.000 It wasn't worth it to fill your hold full of like shark meat.
00:55:08.000 And so it sort of de-incentivized people to go out and fin in U.S. waters.
00:55:13.000 That makes sense.
00:55:14.000 I had it a long time ago.
00:55:15.000 I had it back in probably the 90s at a Chinese restaurant.
00:55:20.000 In the U.S. or overseas?
00:55:21.000 In the U.S. Pretty sure.
00:55:25.000 Pretty sure it was the U.S. Yeah, I don't think I'd ever traveled overseas in the 1990s.
00:55:30.000 I barely remember it.
00:55:31.000 How old were you when you first went overseas?
00:55:36.000 Overseas.
00:55:36.000 Sounds like...
00:55:37.000 Yeah.
00:55:38.000 Like old sailors.
00:55:39.000 I'm trying to...
00:55:40.000 I think I was in my 30s.
00:55:43.000 So Canada doesn't count as overseas.
00:55:45.000 No.
00:55:46.000 You can walk there.
00:55:47.000 Nor, because of the dairy gap in Central America, when you go to Argentina, is it overseas?
00:55:57.000 It can be.
00:55:59.000 If you come from Florida, right?
00:56:02.000 It depends on how you go.
00:56:04.000 If they flew dead nuts over Central America, did you go overseas?
00:56:08.000 It seems like it's kind of overseas.
00:56:09.000 Yeah, it seems like a bad term.
00:56:10.000 But you didn't have occasion to travel a lot when you were young.
00:56:14.000 Well, I traveled a lot from fighting all around the country when I was young.
00:56:18.000 And then I traveled a lot for comedy inside the country.
00:56:21.000 Same thing.
00:56:22.000 So there was a lot of traveling.
00:56:23.000 But traveling to another country was like, ugh.
00:56:26.000 What am I doing?
00:56:27.000 What am I going over there for?
00:56:29.000 Oh, really?
00:56:29.000 Yeah.
00:56:30.000 It's just more travel.
00:56:32.000 It took me a while to get used to the idea of traveling for a vacation.
00:56:39.000 When, you know...
00:56:40.000 The idea of vacations, like going on vacation somewhere in Europe, I'm like, get the fuck out of here.
00:56:44.000 I'm not traveling for fun.
00:56:46.000 I don't like traveling.
00:56:47.000 I want to sit still.
00:56:48.000 Yeah, I got you.
00:56:49.000 Whenever I get a vacation, I just want to stay put.
00:56:51.000 And then I realize, ah, you just swallow it, just deal with the flight, and the next thing you know, you're in this really cool place.
00:56:57.000 It took a while for me to sort of adjust my view on that.
00:57:01.000 Yeah, like you have a hard time taking leisure.
00:57:03.000 I used to.
00:57:04.000 I used to have a hard time taking leisure.
00:57:06.000 Now I look at it like sleep.
00:57:09.000 Like you need sleep.
00:57:10.000 And I think you need leisure.
00:57:12.000 And I think particularly for a creative person, for a person who writes and comes up with things, you need downtime.
00:57:17.000 I just had a buddy of mine, we were having this conversation about that, where he was saying that he feels like he's just working too much, just doing too much comedy, he's not taking in enough.
00:57:26.000 Just putting too much out, not taking in enough.
00:57:28.000 Yeah, man.
00:57:30.000 That's a pretty good point.
00:57:31.000 Yeah.
00:57:32.000 It's almost like you have to think of it as a diet.
00:57:35.000 What is your mental diet?
00:57:37.000 Your physical diet is obviously very important if you're an athlete, but if you're a creative person, you have to have an awareness of your mental diet.
00:57:43.000 If you're just taking in sugar all the time, just nonsense and junk food and bullshit, your brain is filled with uninteresting, uninspiring thoughts.
00:57:54.000 And, you know, the same sort of typical narrative over and over and over again.
00:57:59.000 Whereas if you can figure out a way to go to Thailand or something like that, you go, whoa, these people are living a totally different life.
00:58:05.000 This is a totally different way to live.
00:58:06.000 And even if it's ever so slightly, it broadens your perspective.
00:58:11.000 I can only really relax when there's nothing I could possibly be doing.
00:58:16.000 And my kids aren't fighting.
00:58:19.000 I was laying.
00:58:20.000 I had to do this insurance policy thing.
00:58:22.000 I've told this story a thousand times, but I haven't told you.
00:58:24.000 I had to do this insurance policy thing, and I had to lay on my couch.
00:58:29.000 This dude comes over to my house to take my heart rate and do a bunch of health tests.
00:58:35.000 Anyways, I'm laying on my couch.
00:58:37.000 He's got this monitor hooked up to me.
00:58:39.000 He's got to do it for a long time.
00:58:40.000 I can't remember how many minutes, but it's like a long, it's not like going to the doctor for a checkup where they just like take your pulse from it.
00:58:45.000 Like he's really like checking your shit out.
00:58:47.000 And I can hear my kids now and then like a little fight flare up upstairs.
00:58:53.000 And I asked the dude, I'm like, can you see that?
00:58:55.000 He goes, oh, I can see that.
00:58:57.000 Me hearing it.
00:58:58.000 Me hearing that, like, no!
00:59:00.000 Or Matthew!
00:59:02.000 That's mine!
00:59:03.000 Like, your heart.
00:59:04.000 But my older brother, Matt, who's a very thoughtful, somewhat eccentric person, he now says that he's going to sleep nine hours a night.
00:59:19.000 Which seems like an extravagance.
00:59:21.000 But he's, like, done the math on it.
00:59:24.000 And he says, if you're going to measure me in terms of productivity, I'll actually do more on nine than, let's say, six.
00:59:35.000 And you give me all those extra hours, but those extra hours aren't as productive anyways.
00:59:39.000 I had a podcast with a guy named Dr. Matthew Walker, who's a sleep expert.
00:59:42.000 He's written books on sleeping, and he talks about the vast amount of Americans that are under-rested and what an impact it has on your hormonal production, on your body's ability to recover, on your happiness, your body's ability to produce endorphins, and all these different variables that are extremely important to happiness and to productivity.
01:00:03.000 And he's like, the vast majority of people are fucking themselves over.
01:00:07.000 Vast majority.
01:00:08.000 In great ways.
01:00:09.000 It increases the possibility of dementia and Alzheimer's and all these different factors.
01:00:14.000 If you look at guys like Ronald Reagan famously slept like four hours a night.
01:00:19.000 They've got fucking Alzheimer's.
01:00:21.000 It's really common with people that have a very small amount of sleep and they take pride in the fact they're always pushing the needle.
01:00:27.000 Those people, eventually, the bearings start going.
01:00:32.000 Yeah.
01:00:32.000 Yeah.
01:00:33.000 Do you take caution to sleep?
01:00:34.000 I sleep a lot.
01:00:36.000 I get good sleep.
01:00:37.000 I'm very lucky.
01:00:38.000 One of the things about, because I exercise so much, is that I'm always tired.
01:00:42.000 Yeah.
01:00:43.000 Like, when I hit the hay at night and I get home from the comedy store, I fucking crash.
01:00:47.000 I go down hard.
01:00:48.000 I get a good, solid eight hours sleep almost every night.
01:00:52.000 That's good.
01:00:53.000 When I'm in a groove of, like, being careful about taking care of myself and, uh, Yeah.
01:00:59.000 Doing like a lot of regular exercise.
01:01:01.000 How much your appetite for food and your appetite for sleep?
01:01:05.000 The appetite for meat.
01:01:06.000 That's the big one.
01:01:07.000 Increases greatly.
01:01:08.000 Well, my wife started lifting weights and one of the first things she said is like, God damn, I want meat like all the time.
01:01:13.000 She's doing squats and shit.
01:01:15.000 She's got this crazy Russian lady who's her trainer.
01:01:18.000 Lady the fucking savage.
01:01:20.000 And they're just doing all these crazy squats and box jumps and that kind of shit.
01:01:24.000 She's like that Russian in the Rocky movie.
01:01:26.000 Yeah.
01:01:27.000 That dude was on to, what's it called, where people go to the clubhouse and roll rocks and shit?
01:01:34.000 Oh, like CrossFit type shit?
01:01:36.000 Yeah, that dude was on to CrossFit before.
01:01:37.000 His trainer in Russia.
01:01:39.000 There's machines in Rocky that I have out there.
01:01:42.000 Versaclimber?
01:01:43.000 I found out about Versaclimbers watching that Rocky movie.
01:01:47.000 When Drago was on that thing, I was like, man, he looks like he's working hard.
01:01:51.000 That fucking VersaClimber, that's a bitch, man.
01:01:54.000 You ever do that thing?
01:01:55.000 No, I haven't, but I'd like to.
01:01:56.000 You do 30-second sprints, and it's like...
01:01:58.000 With your legs and your arms.
01:02:00.000 Yeah, you're just pedaling, and it's like you're climbing, and you can increase the resistance, so it's like...
01:02:07.000 For grappling, there's nothing like it.
01:02:09.000 It's amazing.
01:02:09.000 I can picture it.
01:02:11.000 Everybody hates it, though.
01:02:13.000 Most people, they'll gravitate towards the treadmill, the elliptical machine, or other things.
01:02:17.000 They look at that thing like, no, no, no, no.
01:02:18.000 Yeah, because it's not fun.
01:02:20.000 It's horrible.
01:02:20.000 Yeah, you don't get lost in it.
01:02:22.000 It's horrible.
01:02:23.000 It's horrible, but it's amazing.
01:02:24.000 When you refer to how you fill your head up, what you fill your head up, if it's just junk and sugar and how much time you have to process stuff, One of the things I've noticed, and it's begun to startle me a little bit, is I used to find in social situations that I would be very interested in letting people know what I thought about stuff.
01:02:47.000 Even shit that I had no business talking about.
01:02:51.000 And I think that you see people, like when you see someone who's older, and we have this idea of an older, wiser person, and they're just taking in everything, and they've learned to be quiet.
01:03:03.000 People don't really think about the fact that maybe they're just sick of hearing themselves talk.
01:03:07.000 That too.
01:03:09.000 The saddest thing is, though, is an old moron.
01:03:14.000 I want to say yeah, but I think you need to explain a little bit.
01:03:19.000 Like an old racist, an old dummy, an old person who has ridiculous archaic views of women or ridiculous archaic views of society and culture and immigration, all these different things.
01:03:31.000 Like a person without nuance, an old person who's not learned from the humbling experiences of life and has not looked at himself in his own folly and has a humorous take on it.
01:03:42.000 That's a good description.
01:03:43.000 You paint a flattering portrait.
01:03:46.000 Yeah, man.
01:03:46.000 I think about it a lot.
01:03:47.000 I don't want to be that guy.
01:03:49.000 I encountered a dude like that not long ago where we decided that we were going to take our kids We're going to take our kids out to eat, and I don't want to have to deal with any kind of added noise.
01:04:02.000 There's this truck that sells tacos.
01:04:05.000 It's called El Rodeo or something.
01:04:06.000 I'm like, let's go to that taco truck and eat, because I don't want to talk to anybody and deal with anybody.
01:04:10.000 My wife convinced me to go to this brew pub.
01:04:14.000 So we go down to the brew pub and I'm already pissed off because I'm kind of half mad at my wife for making this be in a potentially social situation.
01:04:22.000 And I'm sitting there and this old man walks past me on his way out of the restaurant and he's got a do not resuscitate bracelet.
01:04:29.000 He's got a little, you know those four pegged canes?
01:04:33.000 He's got a four pegged cane.
01:04:35.000 There's probably a name for that.
01:04:38.000 And a do not resuscitate bracelet.
01:04:40.000 And he walks out with his wife, girlfriend, whatever.
01:04:43.000 And she wanders off.
01:04:44.000 And he's just standing outside the restaurant.
01:04:46.000 And it's just killing me to know what that's all about.
01:04:50.000 So I grab my older boy.
01:04:53.000 And we walk out.
01:04:55.000 And I'm like, you know, I couldn't help but notice you have a bracelet that says do not resuscitate.
01:05:01.000 What's that all about?
01:05:02.000 You know?
01:05:04.000 And I said, do you just feel that if it's your time, it's your time, and you don't want modern shit to interfere in sort of what you imagine to be the way things go?
01:05:14.000 And he explains to me, he's like, no, he's pissed.
01:05:17.000 He's already pissed.
01:05:19.000 He was probably pissed before I talked to him.
01:05:21.000 He's like, I don't want oxygen, I don't want CPR, I don't want nothing.
01:05:25.000 And he goes, because I was having a heart attack.
01:05:28.000 And they resuscitated me and broke two of my ribs.
01:05:34.000 Therefore, I don't want to be resuscitated.
01:05:36.000 I remember thinking like, but you were having a heart attack.
01:05:41.000 Like the trade-off seems minor.
01:05:44.000 Yeah.
01:05:45.000 But just like he was so kind of just pissed.
01:05:49.000 That they broke his ribs.
01:05:51.000 That he couldn't even see.
01:05:52.000 I'm like, another way of looking at it would be that they saved your life.
01:05:59.000 But he just wanted to suffer his heart attack.
01:06:03.000 With ribs intact, and at this point, would just rather die than have broken ribs.
01:06:09.000 Or something like, I couldn't even begin.
01:06:11.000 And all of a sudden, I thought he was interesting, and all of a sudden, I didn't think he was interesting anymore.
01:06:14.000 Yeah.
01:06:15.000 It's such an unfortunate perspective.
01:06:18.000 It's not a great story, but do you see what I'm saying?
01:06:20.000 No, it is a great story.
01:06:21.000 Because if he said, hey, I had a good time.
01:06:27.000 There's only enough room for so many people.
01:06:29.000 That's what I thought I was going to get.
01:06:31.000 That's what I thought I was going to get.
01:06:32.000 Looking forward to meeting Jesus.
01:06:34.000 Yeah, I thought I was going to get that.
01:06:36.000 So much so that I brought my boy with me.
01:06:38.000 Oh, boy.
01:06:39.000 Because when I was a little kid, my dad would go out of his way to have weird people over to the house.
01:06:43.000 Yeah.
01:06:44.000 It was important to him to expose his kids to weirdos.
01:06:48.000 So I was like, come on, son.
01:06:49.000 We're going to talk to this crazy old man with the do not resuscitate bracelet and you'll learn something about life.
01:06:55.000 That's a crap.
01:06:56.000 I'm like, never mind.
01:06:57.000 Forget that guy.
01:06:58.000 How hilarious is that?
01:06:59.000 The trade-off of broken ribs for life.
01:07:02.000 Broken ribs, it takes like a couple of months and you're fine.
01:07:05.000 Yeah, you want to be like, dude, you're at a brew pub with your girlfriend and she's going to get the car.
01:07:09.000 You don't want to continue this far.
01:07:10.000 Like, that's not bad.
01:07:11.000 Not bad.
01:07:12.000 That's not bad.
01:07:13.000 It's not bad.
01:07:13.000 You just suffer for a little bit.
01:07:16.000 One of the things about growing up with martial arts is you're always injured.
01:07:19.000 So you don't look at injuries the way some people look at injuries.
01:07:22.000 You look at injuries like, I gotta go get this fixed.
01:07:25.000 You gotta get it fixed.
01:07:26.000 I've had both my knees reconstructed.
01:07:28.000 I've had a bunch of shit.
01:07:29.000 My nose reconstructed.
01:07:30.000 I've had a bunch of shit fixed.
01:07:32.000 You just get it fixed.
01:07:33.000 It's like, I fucking tore this thing.
01:07:35.000 I'm gonna go get it fixed.
01:07:36.000 I don't view it that way.
01:07:38.000 Giannis had meniscus surgery.
01:07:40.000 Giannis Poutelis had meniscus surgery on his knee.
01:07:42.000 And what's crazy, you'll have something to say about this because this is kind of in your world a little bit.
01:07:49.000 I developed a knee ache that I had for months.
01:07:53.000 Left knee.
01:07:53.000 Because of him?
01:07:54.000 No, I don't know.
01:07:55.000 Well, now I don't know.
01:07:56.000 Pregnancy weight gain things?
01:07:57.000 At the time, I would have told you.
01:07:58.000 No, after this.
01:07:59.000 At the time, I would have told you that my knee absolutely hurt.
01:08:02.000 And my knee hurt.
01:08:04.000 And the pain drifted around.
01:08:06.000 And it hurt all the time.
01:08:07.000 And I was acutely aware of the pain in my knee.
01:08:10.000 Mm-hmm.
01:08:11.000 And I had it built up.
01:08:12.000 And then I had made the mistake of having like a passing conversation with an orthopedic surgeon who's like, oh, you know, it's probably this or that.
01:08:19.000 You can fix it.
01:08:20.000 But then it got worse and worse and worse.
01:08:22.000 And I finally go down to a doctor to do all the scans and shit.
01:08:27.000 He's like, you know, you have some arthritis.
01:08:30.000 You could probably solve the problem with some physical therapy.
01:08:33.000 There's like a band that runs down from your hip and I think that's like flaring up and that's why the pain bounces around.
01:08:38.000 And dude, it wasn't two days later that pain was gone.
01:08:42.000 I said to Giannis, I'm like, man, I feel like psychologically frail.
01:08:46.000 I feel like there's a very thin membrane that separates my brain from my body.
01:08:55.000 And Giannis said, there is no membrane that separates your brain from your body.
01:08:58.000 And I can't rule out now that I'm mentally pretty weak.
01:09:06.000 Because the minute someone told me there's not actually a problem where I need to get a surgery, I now try to feel the pain, but I can't find it.
01:09:16.000 And there's no corresponding hiking or anything that contributed to it where you weren't doing it once it felt better?
01:09:23.000 Well, one day in the spring, me and my buddy Pete Munich went out looking for blackberries during blackberry season.
01:09:34.000 And this was when I really thought I had a knee problem.
01:09:37.000 And we went out, and we didn't hike a long ways.
01:09:39.000 We hiked maybe six miles.
01:09:41.000 And I came back and noticed, but it was real mucky.
01:09:45.000 You know when you're walking and your feet keep sticking in the muck and then your feet build up a layer of muck on your boot bottom and then it comes off and then you're walking cockeyed because your other boot hasn't shed its mud layer?
01:09:55.000 Yeah.
01:09:55.000 We had one of those walks.
01:09:57.000 And after that walk, the pain went away for two days.
01:10:02.000 But yeah, man.
01:10:04.000 I don't know.
01:10:05.000 It's like a deep fear of being old and shit.
01:10:08.000 That's real.
01:10:09.000 My eyesight's going bad.
01:10:10.000 Mine too.
01:10:11.000 I see you wearing those little glasses.
01:10:13.000 All the time.
01:10:13.000 And I saw you a minute ago.
01:10:14.000 You didn't have them and you couldn't barely look at your phone.
01:10:16.000 No, I can read that.
01:10:17.000 You had to hold it unusually far away, I felt.
01:10:21.000 What was I reading?
01:10:22.000 Like that I can read.
01:10:24.000 I can read that.
01:10:25.000 That's not a problem.
01:10:25.000 No, I'm going to be honest with you.
01:10:27.000 You tipped your head up and tipped your eyes down and held it far away, I felt.
01:10:33.000 I do do that.
01:10:34.000 I do do that sometimes, but mostly with my phone, that's not an issue.
01:10:38.000 I can read emails and shit.
01:10:39.000 The real problem is laptops, like a laptop with small text or reading that, like that piece of paper in front of you.
01:10:47.000 That's fucked.
01:10:48.000 Like, if I had to read that...
01:10:49.000 I mean, I could do it, but I gotta do this.
01:10:52.000 Talking Monkey Incorporated.
01:10:55.000 Podcast called...
01:10:56.000 Yeah.
01:10:56.000 Joel's reading my release.
01:10:57.000 Yeah.
01:10:58.000 It's just reality.
01:11:00.000 You know, your body starts to deteriorate.
01:11:02.000 There's nothing you can do about it.
01:11:03.000 Yeah, Giannis views it as, like, all this, like, journey of life shit, right?
01:11:07.000 Yeah, but he's all into, like, weird...
01:11:09.000 Giannis is into strange stuff.
01:11:11.000 He thinks you can kind of manifest things.
01:11:17.000 He just believes that...
01:11:19.000 He believes...
01:11:21.000 I don't want to put words in his mouth, but I feel that this is a long debate we have about psychological states.
01:11:31.000 I feel that you can have pessimistic thoughts, but as long as you behave like an optimist...
01:11:39.000 You'll get the same outcome.
01:11:41.000 Meaning, let's say you go hunting and you have feelings like it's never going to work out, we're never going to get one, but you do everything right.
01:11:50.000 It doesn't matter what's in your head because your actions are such.
01:11:57.000 He doesn't like to entertain the negativity.
01:11:59.000 He doesn't like to entertain the negativity because he feels that...
01:12:02.000 But I'm like, but what does it matter if we still hunt hard?
01:12:05.000 What does it matter if I feel like it won't work?
01:12:08.000 As long as we hunt hard, it doesn't matter.
01:12:09.000 And I think that he feels, he would argue that that mental state affects outcomes.
01:12:16.000 And so he applies this to all the aspects of his life.
01:12:21.000 Having a sense of positivity.
01:12:22.000 Okay.
01:12:23.000 I think there's a benefit to having a sense of positivity in the sense that you're gonna enjoy the experience more.
01:12:29.000 If you're always walking around pessimistic and then things happen that are good, you're like, wow, look at that!
01:12:36.000 Alright!
01:12:37.000 Well, tomorrow's gonna suck!
01:12:41.000 That was a fluke!
01:12:42.000 Whereas if you just are appreciating the fact that, hey, here I am living in America, you know, I'm healthy, I don't have cancer, Like, it could be so many things worse that are wrong with me.
01:12:53.000 I could have been born with weird birth defects.
01:12:55.000 I could have been born in, you know, El Salvador with no feet.
01:12:59.000 I could have been, you know, living in some fucking drug-ravaged community.
01:13:03.000 I'm lucky.
01:13:04.000 Just extremely, unbelievably lucky.
01:13:07.000 Like, if you had given the opportunity to be Steve Rinell, if you were some guy who was living in some terrible third-world country with, you know, awful...
01:13:16.000 Drug cartel violence all around you.
01:13:19.000 What would you give to be a regular guy living in Bozeman, Montana in a beautiful place and have a healthy, happy family and a great way to make a living?
01:13:29.000 Like, what do I got to do?
01:13:31.000 What do I have to do?
01:13:32.000 You're giving me patriotic stirrings, which I'm inclined to.
01:13:35.000 I'm inclined to it.
01:13:36.000 That's why I got an American flag back there.
01:13:38.000 But dude, yeah.
01:13:38.000 Be like, oh...
01:13:40.000 I can have a TV show.
01:13:42.000 I can start a business.
01:13:43.000 Yes!
01:13:43.000 Just have children.
01:13:44.000 I don't think people in this country understand how lucky.
01:13:46.000 They go to, like, great school.
01:13:49.000 Yes!
01:13:49.000 For free.
01:13:51.000 Insanely fortunate.
01:13:51.000 Down the road.
01:13:52.000 Yes!
01:13:53.000 Yes!
01:13:54.000 Yeah, I mean, there's not a lot of places like that anymore because people have fined those places and fucked them up and overpopulated them, but there's a few of them left.
01:14:02.000 You just got to deal with extreme weather.
01:14:04.000 The extreme weather is the barrier for pussies.
01:14:07.000 It keeps them out.
01:14:08.000 You think so?
01:14:09.000 Yeah.
01:14:10.000 No one's moving to fucking Montana.
01:14:11.000 It's hard.
01:14:13.000 That's why we just tried to buy Greenland.
01:14:15.000 Yes, exactly.
01:14:16.000 Got shot down.
01:14:17.000 I like the idea of that, though.
01:14:19.000 I like it, too.
01:14:19.000 I think it's hilarious.
01:14:20.000 You see his fucking post where he said, I promise not to do this, and he showed a picture of Greenland with a giant Trump towel on it?
01:14:25.000 I looked at it this morning.
01:14:26.000 That guy's funny.
01:14:27.000 He might be an asshole.
01:14:29.000 People might hate him.
01:14:30.000 He might be a problem as a president.
01:14:32.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:14:33.000 You can't deny that occasionally he is fucking hilarious.
01:14:36.000 No, it is funny.
01:14:37.000 And I think that...
01:14:39.000 People try, there's certain people that try hard to not see the humor in any of this.
01:14:43.000 Yes.
01:14:44.000 I've retweeted it.
01:14:45.000 I was like, get on with your bad self, Mr. Trump.
01:14:49.000 Look, I don't read my Twitter posts.
01:14:51.000 I'm sure a bunch of people got mad at me for that, but I don't read it.
01:14:53.000 I just post and forget it.
01:14:55.000 I just get out of Dodge.
01:14:56.000 I just leave little packages and I get the fuck out of there.
01:14:59.000 You know what's funny about that picture?
01:15:00.000 I found myself zooming in, trying to see what those people in those houses had going on.
01:15:05.000 LAUGHTER I was like, oh, these guys look like they probably hunt.
01:15:09.000 Well, Greenland has so much natural resources, and it's also probably a place that's going to be an awesome spot to live in 100 years when the fucking rest of the world's on fire.
01:15:17.000 Maybe I'll wind up there, man.
01:15:18.000 Yeah, well, muskox.
01:15:20.000 We were talking about that yesterday, muskox.
01:15:22.000 Jamie pulled up a thing, a statistic on muskox that the success rate for bow hunting is 100%.
01:15:31.000 In some units.
01:15:32.000 Yeah, that's crazy.
01:15:33.000 Yeah.
01:15:34.000 In Greenland.
01:15:35.000 Oh, okay.
01:15:36.000 100%.
01:15:37.000 In Greenland.
01:15:37.000 Because, you know, they huddle up to protect themselves against wolves, so they just stay in a spot when they see a threat, which is great for wolves, but not so good for projectiles.
01:15:47.000 Yeah, and I've hunted them before.
01:15:49.000 Yeah.
01:15:49.000 Apparently, they're delicious.
01:15:50.000 Brendan Byrne said that they taste like the best Kobe beef.
01:15:54.000 Yeah.
01:15:54.000 He said it's like really marbled.
01:15:55.000 It's tough, but good and marbled.
01:15:57.000 Yeah.
01:15:58.000 You know what's funny is the, well, I mean, tough, like, Yeah, tougher.
01:16:03.000 But what's funny about...
01:16:05.000 I drew a permit.
01:16:09.000 In Alaska, the way they...
01:16:13.000 Let me try to find another way to approach this.
01:16:15.000 Any American, speaking of America, land of opportunity, any American can apply for a permit to hunt for muskox in Alaska.
01:16:21.000 And what units are available to you if you're not an Alaska resident vary.
01:16:27.000 And I believe right now the only area that you can apply for a permit as a non-resident might be Nunavac Island.
01:16:37.000 And I drew a permit to hunt muskox on Nunavac Island.
01:16:41.000 I saw that episode.
01:16:43.000 Yeah.
01:16:43.000 And there, the Chupik Eskimo, and a bunch of people would be like, you can't say Eskimo, but it was funny because I asked the Chupik man who I was staying with.
01:16:58.000 I'm like, you know, I feel like I'm always told not to use Eskimo.
01:17:06.000 And he said, what the hell else would you call me?
01:17:08.000 So, I'm going to say, in deference to what this man prefers to be called, he's Chupik Eskimo, I'm not something else.
01:17:18.000 I think the Canadian folks like to be referred to as Inuit or First Nation.
01:17:22.000 Yeah, in the high Arctic, yeah.
01:17:23.000 But I think it's created a lot of confusion.
01:17:26.000 But it was just interesting that on this...
01:17:32.000 Yeah.
01:17:50.000 We tend to talk about tenderness or not tenderness, right?
01:17:53.000 It was tough.
01:17:54.000 It was tender.
01:17:55.000 It was tough.
01:17:55.000 It was tender.
01:17:56.000 Tender being good, tough being bad.
01:17:58.000 I mean, you've been involved in a hundred of these conversations.
01:18:02.000 This true big man was like, we prefer it to be tough.
01:18:08.000 You know that tendon that, like, if you look at the spine of an animal, the vertebra above its shoulder will have like a, what's called a thoracic, a longer thoracic process, like that blade that comes up?
01:18:23.000 There's a tendon that runs from the top of those thoracic processes out to the neck, and it allows like big animals.
01:18:30.000 It's really exaggerated on moose, bison, muskox, where it's like the size of your wrist.
01:18:37.000 This giant tendon that's moored to the top of those thoracic processes that allows this thing to hang its head.
01:18:45.000 Which, I mean, the head is 80 pounds or whatever.
01:18:48.000 And it hangs off there.
01:18:50.000 They like that thing.
01:18:51.000 Whoa.
01:18:52.000 Real chewy meat.
01:18:55.000 How did they cook that?
01:18:56.000 They would cook the muskox.
01:18:57.000 They would basically boil them.
01:18:59.000 They would take the tough parts of the muskox and almost purposefully make it more tough.
01:19:05.000 Wow.
01:19:05.000 By kind of like flash boiling it.
01:19:09.000 And they would talk about like, this cut's good.
01:19:11.000 It's tough.
01:19:14.000 Not, ooh, it's so tender.
01:19:15.000 Why do they like that?
01:19:16.000 Did they explain?
01:19:17.000 Varied preferences.
01:19:18.000 Wow.
01:19:19.000 That's weird.
01:19:20.000 But I liked it quite a bit, man.
01:19:22.000 What was funny is I gave a bunch of muskox...
01:19:27.000 To a Guatemalan woman in Seattle that we knew.
01:19:31.000 And I gave a bunch of muskox to her and she made me a bunch of tamales.
01:19:36.000 So I had Guatemalan style tamales.
01:19:38.000 With muskox?
01:19:40.000 With muskox.
01:19:41.000 And we made a deal where I gave her a bunch and I said, you can keep half of what I give you.
01:19:46.000 Make tamales and give me half the tamales.
01:19:48.000 So we struck a deal and I had a freezer full of freaking tamales wrapped up.
01:19:52.000 And I would laugh about that my kids would have muskox sandwiches or muskox tamales and they'd go down to school with them.
01:20:02.000 That's hilarious.
01:20:03.000 Yeah, it was great.
01:20:04.000 My kids freak out other kids at school.
01:20:07.000 You know, like kids at my kids' school will be like, what's your favorite food?
01:20:11.000 My daughter will be like, I like bear!
01:20:13.000 She thinks it's hilarious that she's eaten bear.
01:20:17.000 You know, she likes to tell people, bear sausage, it's my favorite.
01:20:20.000 And the other kids are like, what the fuck?
01:20:22.000 You know, kids that have never experienced any wild game.
01:20:26.000 And my kids have eaten, you know, since...
01:20:30.000 2012, when I started hunting, they've basically eaten everything.
01:20:33.000 They've eaten elk, they've eaten deer, they've eaten ducks, they've eaten wild turkey, they've eaten everything.
01:20:43.000 How are they viewed in their community?
01:20:46.000 How are you viewed in that school parent community?
01:20:51.000 I don't know.
01:20:52.000 It's hard to tell.
01:20:53.000 Do you go to the events?
01:20:54.000 Yes.
01:20:55.000 I gotta go to one today.
01:20:56.000 Yeah.
01:20:57.000 I'm a weirdo, for sure.
01:20:59.000 Are you ostracized?
01:21:00.000 But I'm friendly.
01:21:01.000 No, I'm really friendly.
01:21:03.000 It's all hugs.
01:21:06.000 I'm a nice guy.
01:21:08.000 So when I see those folks, it's all friendly and hugs.
01:21:11.000 But some guys will pull me aside and ask me about manly activities.
01:21:15.000 Because they feel like, you're actually allowed to be a man.
01:21:19.000 And everyone's neutered.
01:21:21.000 So many guys, their wives are yelling at them, and I'm off doing cage fighting events.
01:21:28.000 Where were you last week?
01:21:29.000 I was bow hunting.
01:21:31.000 I was in the mountains with no cell service.
01:21:33.000 And so they might be inclined to be like, I don't like that for middle America rednecks, but it's okay for you.
01:21:39.000 Well, they know me, right?
01:21:41.000 Yeah.
01:21:55.000 That I find is good parents respect good parents.
01:21:58.000 They see that you love your children.
01:22:00.000 That's an interesting point.
01:22:01.000 Yeah.
01:22:01.000 I mean, if you find someone who's like a dismissive parent and is not interested, a disinterested parent, it's like one of the most disturbing and disappointing things.
01:22:10.000 If you love someone, you care about them, and then you find out they're a bad person or a bad parent, you have to reevaluate your perspective on them.
01:22:17.000 Because to me, being a parent, and my wife is huge on this, it's like it's everything to her.
01:22:23.000 She will not talk to someone or hang out with someone.
01:22:26.000 We're good to go.
01:22:47.000 You know, men are tortured.
01:22:49.000 You know, it's like that, who was it?
01:22:53.000 Thoreau?
01:22:53.000 Yeah, most men live lives of quiet desperation.
01:22:56.000 Yeah, it's one of my favorite all-time quotes.
01:22:58.000 Including Thoreau.
01:23:01.000 Well, he knew what he was talking about.
01:23:03.000 You know, it's these most people are just living this boring ass fucking life, and I'm living this life where I'm telling jokes in front of thousands of people, and then I'm doing podcasts in front of millions of people, and then I'm hunting, and then occasionally I go off and I do cage fighting commentary.
01:23:22.000 It's like a caricature of masculinity, really.
01:23:24.000 Yeah, people get confused.
01:23:26.000 Well, it is.
01:23:26.000 And then I smoke pot, so it's like, what's going on here?
01:23:30.000 One of the early things that surprised me about you is...
01:23:33.000 Man, I don't want to use that word because I don't want it to be insulting.
01:23:36.000 One of the things that...
01:23:37.000 One of the things that surprised me about you, but it sounds like asshole-ish, is how serious you take being a parent.
01:23:49.000 Because I think that someone could look, like, someone could at a glance look, be like, oh, you know, discussion of drugs and, like, dirty humor, and sort of go like, those are not congruous with parenting, but you take parenting,
01:24:05.000 like, extremely seriously.
01:24:07.000 But you don't, I don't think you, you're not like, you're not so concerned with, uh, People understanding a full package that you need to spend shitloads of time telling everybody about how good of a parent you are.
01:24:20.000 Yeah, I'm not interested in that.
01:24:22.000 I'm interested in love.
01:24:25.000 As a kid who grew up with sort of a deficit of it, And it's very important for me to spread as much of it as I can, whether it's through my friends or through children.
01:24:37.000 And children, it's like the most important responsibility because my friends, they're fine.
01:24:41.000 I met them, they're grown-ups, they'll figure it out on their own.
01:24:43.000 I'll help them when I can, but kids...
01:24:48.000 It's like, you get one shot at that.
01:24:50.000 You get one shot at raising kids, man.
01:24:54.000 You can't redo it.
01:24:56.000 You can't go, oh, this one sucks, let me rip it up and start from scratch.
01:24:59.000 You have to do it right.
01:25:01.000 And you're going to make mistakes, for sure, but you have to spend as much conscious time talking to them and interacting with them.
01:25:10.000 I like it.
01:25:12.000 I enjoy it.
01:25:13.000 One of the things that you get afraid of about damaging your children Is that you would leave a legacy of damage.
01:25:20.000 Yes.
01:25:20.000 Like, you can have...
01:25:21.000 I have all kinds of things that I did in my life and ways I treated people.
01:25:24.000 And I could sit here and name names, right?
01:25:26.000 Like, things I did to people that were very unfortunate.
01:25:28.000 I wish I hadn't done it.
01:25:30.000 Someday, maybe I'll call them and apologize.
01:25:33.000 But if you...
01:25:34.000 When you damage your kid, man.
01:25:38.000 Man.
01:25:39.000 Yeah.
01:25:40.000 You're setting...
01:25:41.000 You're, like, creating a string of decades...
01:25:45.000 Yeah.
01:25:47.000 Decades of destruction.
01:25:48.000 They will do the same to their kids.
01:25:51.000 And it sort of reflects how selfish or selfless you are, whether you do a good job or a shitty job.
01:26:02.000 Unfortunately, I have some friends that are not that good at it.
01:26:06.000 Comics in particular, there was a...
01:26:10.000 I don't want to say any names, but there's a guy who was friends with the son of a famous comedian.
01:26:17.000 Let me track that for a minute.
01:26:18.000 A guy who I know who grew up with the son of a very famous comedian.
01:26:22.000 Sometimes I get confused when people talk about my cousin's brother's uncle.
01:26:25.000 Yeah, I know I'm with you.
01:26:26.000 And he was telling me that his dad was a piece of shit and he hated him.
01:26:30.000 And I'm like, God damn it, dad's one of my heroes.
01:26:33.000 It's hard.
01:26:34.000 When you talk to the actual son of the man and he's like, yeah, my dad's a piece of shit.
01:26:40.000 And I'm like, fuck.
01:26:41.000 Fuck.
01:26:42.000 Like, I don't know what to do with that.
01:26:43.000 You know, like, what do I say?
01:26:44.000 I mean, his art is amazing, is what he did to the world.
01:26:47.000 I mean, but what he didn't do was take care of his own backyard.
01:26:51.000 What he didn't do was take care of his own children.
01:26:53.000 I find that that creates some difficulty because there's some writers, not some, I mean, so many of them, writers, musicians, actors, who have blessed the world with what they've put out.
01:27:12.000 But then you look at the destruction they sowed in their immediate vicinity.
01:27:16.000 Yeah.
01:27:16.000 And you want to be like, well, do you condemn it?
01:27:18.000 Or are you just thankful that...
01:27:20.000 Or is that like collateral damage?
01:27:24.000 Unavoidable collateral damage in order to have the things that...
01:27:27.000 To have the things that we appreciate.
01:27:30.000 Yeah.
01:27:31.000 Well, there's also...
01:27:32.000 Do you kind of follow what I'm saying?
01:27:33.000 100%.
01:27:33.000 Well, Hendrix.
01:27:34.000 You know what I mean?
01:27:35.000 This podcast is called The Joe Rogan Experience because I stole it from Hendrix.
01:27:39.000 Oh, really?
01:27:40.000 Yeah.
01:27:41.000 That's funny.
01:27:41.000 I was just thinking about that earlier when I was sitting in the back room there and you had that.
01:27:45.000 I was just looking at the experience wondering about where that came from.
01:27:48.000 Yeah.
01:27:48.000 Jimi Hendrix experience.
01:27:49.000 Yeah.
01:27:50.000 It's 100%.
01:27:51.000 I stole it from Hendrix.
01:27:52.000 And then I read that he beat his girlfriends.
01:27:55.000 Really?
01:27:55.000 Yeah.
01:27:55.000 I was like, what?
01:27:56.000 Is that real?
01:27:57.000 I don't want to think Hendrix even got mad.
01:28:01.000 Yeah.
01:28:01.000 I want to think he's that dude who put the bandana on and just played Voodoo Child.
01:28:07.000 When I worked with Phil Hartman, when Phil Hartman was a kid, I think he was like 17 or 18, Hendrix played at Whiskey, and he was there as like a roadie.
01:28:18.000 And his job was to keep the speakers from falling over.
01:28:23.000 So he stood there on the stage, and Hendrix was right there playing guitar in front of him.
01:28:29.000 And the way he described it, it was like his eyes were alight.
01:28:33.000 He was describing it.
01:28:34.000 He was right there!
01:28:35.000 He was right there!
01:28:37.000 And he's playing.
01:28:39.000 I grew up just a giant Hendrix fan.
01:28:43.000 Like a giant fan of Led Zeppelin, Hendrix, The Doors.
01:28:46.000 It's all classic rock when I was a kid.
01:28:49.000 Suburban, Boston neighborhood type shit.
01:28:52.000 You draw Van Halen on your fucking notebook.
01:28:54.000 That kind of shit.
01:28:55.000 ACDC logos.
01:28:58.000 That's how I grew up.
01:29:01.000 you know so i was trying to figure out a name for this podcast i was like man who the has affected me more in terms of motivation than hendrix because i'd listen to his music when i worked out i'd listen to his music oh that's great driving to gigs you know and plus he just seemed like so different you know just such a crazy anomaly in pop culture this african-american dude is like the greatest guitarist of all time you have all these rock guys and One of the things that eric clapton and said like he thought he knew how to play guitar Then he saw jamie
01:29:31.000 hendrix.
01:29:32.000 He's like what the fuck I realized he didn't like what am I doing?
01:29:35.000 Yeah, because he was just so out there.
01:29:38.000 He was so out there.
01:29:39.000 He was so different, you know Just a freak just an anomaly.
01:29:44.000 It's like hunting with remy warren I'm glad you guys got him doing a podcast.
01:29:50.000 It's great.
01:29:51.000 I love it.
01:29:52.000 Yeah, Hendrix.
01:29:54.000 I always point out to people how I grew up.
01:29:56.000 My dad discovered that I was left-eye dominant.
01:30:01.000 And all the hand-me-down guns were always right-handed.
01:30:05.000 But I had to relearn how to shoot everything left-handed.
01:30:07.000 So now I talk about how I was like Hendrix, where I had to shoot left-handed with right-handed guns.
01:30:13.000 Well, I shot my first deer with your gun, which is a left-handed gun.
01:30:18.000 Your rifle.
01:30:19.000 I had to cock it on the wrong side, remember?
01:30:21.000 No.
01:30:22.000 Yeah.
01:30:23.000 I believe it.
01:30:24.000 Your rifle.
01:30:24.000 It's out there, man.
01:30:26.000 The deer's here.
01:30:28.000 Yeah.
01:30:28.000 Yeah, it lost its position of...
01:30:32.000 Prominence to this Nazi helmet.
01:30:35.000 Yeah, to the Nazi helmet, right?
01:30:39.000 Yeah, it used to be right there.
01:30:40.000 Hey, did you see...
01:30:41.000 I don't want to change the subject, but I do want...
01:30:43.000 Did you see the video I sent you?
01:30:45.000 Which one?
01:30:46.000 Of the shark tagging the dude?
01:30:48.000 The Instagram video?
01:30:49.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:30:50.000 It's crazy.
01:30:51.000 Yeah.
01:30:52.000 Which one?
01:30:53.000 Let me show you.
01:30:54.000 That's one of the things...
01:30:55.000 This is so crazy.
01:30:55.000 I get so many of those goddamn things sent to me.
01:30:58.000 No, I thought you'd appreciate it.
01:31:00.000 I'm sure.
01:31:01.000 I don't know what kind of shark it is.
01:31:03.000 Yeah, I'll send it to Jamie.
01:31:05.000 What kind of shark is it?
01:31:07.000 I don't know.
01:31:07.000 I think it's a bull shark, maybe.
01:31:08.000 I'm not sure.
01:31:10.000 Oh, yeah.
01:31:10.000 Here it is.
01:31:11.000 I was almost dinner, he says.
01:31:13.000 Yeah.
01:31:13.000 Here, share two.
01:31:15.000 Oh, that was...
01:31:15.000 Yeah.
01:31:16.000 Dude.
01:31:17.000 It's fucking terrible.
01:31:19.000 It's terrible.
01:31:21.000 I'm terrified of sharks.
01:31:23.000 Do you think it's...
01:31:23.000 Yeah.
01:31:24.000 Yeah.
01:31:26.000 I thought he'd appreciate it.
01:31:28.000 Yeah.
01:31:28.000 Because the mental presence of that guy.
01:31:33.000 Yeah, he kept it together.
01:31:35.000 Just to like, he's getting attacked by a shark and not only thinks to put his spear gun in its mouth, but pulled the trigger.
01:31:45.000 Boom!
01:31:46.000 Suck it, bitch.
01:31:48.000 Yeah, I mean, look, that thing was coming in hot.
01:31:52.000 That's amazing.
01:31:53.000 That's some sharp thinking.
01:31:54.000 And he's attached to this fucking shark now, right?
01:31:56.000 Yeah, but he stones it.
01:31:58.000 Yeah.
01:31:58.000 Oh yeah, it's dead.
01:32:00.000 That's hilarious.
01:32:02.000 Yeah, fuck sharks.
01:32:03.000 I wish there was more of them so you could say fuck sharks and not worry about it.
01:32:07.000 Yeah, now you can't.
01:32:10.000 It's funny, man.
01:32:11.000 You were talking about sharks.
01:32:12.000 You hear about guys that fish the Gulf Coast and Florida and shit and You've got to be very careful, because pulling a shark up on the beach, people will get pissed.
01:32:22.000 Oh, yeah.
01:32:23.000 And they'll get pissed that you're fishing sharks because it lures sharks in.
01:32:27.000 Oh, so it's a double whammy.
01:32:28.000 Yeah, sharks have kind of entered, like, they've almost gotten, like, they've climbed, they've sort of moved in how we view wildlife.
01:32:40.000 They've made the jump.
01:32:42.000 They're up there with elephants.
01:32:43.000 Yes, yes.
01:32:44.000 Yeah.
01:32:46.000 Almost.
01:32:46.000 It's great news for a species, man.
01:32:49.000 If I was a different species, and I was trying to make my plan, my three-year plan, I'd be like, I want to elevate my species up to, I want to look at what the shark's done and get there.
01:33:05.000 Because that shit, that's where safety lies.
01:33:07.000 Right, like if you were an entertainer and you wanted to get to, I want to get to where Kanye is.
01:33:11.000 Like, if you were an animal, I want to get to where the sharks are.
01:33:14.000 Yeah, like if I was a possum, if I was a possum, I'd get with other possums and I'd be like...
01:33:20.000 What does it take to get to what an elephant enjoys?
01:33:24.000 I was discussing with my kids last night.
01:33:26.000 Because right now people don't consider possums.
01:33:30.000 No.
01:33:31.000 They hit them with a car.
01:33:32.000 No one cares.
01:33:32.000 People are like, oh, it's just a greener.
01:33:33.000 Just keep moving.
01:33:34.000 I was talking to my kids last night about racism in the insect world.
01:33:39.000 We were hanging out outside and my youngest daughter goes, oh, it's a roach!
01:33:45.000 Oh, it's a cricket.
01:33:47.000 And turns her back on this thing.
01:33:50.000 Like, has no concern at all.
01:33:52.000 She goes from being, oh, it's a cricket.
01:33:55.000 I mean, and just turns her back.
01:33:56.000 Same size.
01:33:58.000 Like, you know, same prospect of danger.
01:34:02.000 There's none.
01:34:02.000 It's just wandering around.
01:34:04.000 She thought it was a roach.
01:34:05.000 She was terrified.
01:34:06.000 And then it was a cricket.
01:34:07.000 I find crickets in my house all the time.
01:34:09.000 I capture them.
01:34:10.000 And I let him go.
01:34:11.000 I bring him outside, I let him go.
01:34:13.000 So we do this.
01:34:15.000 You know, this cricket is hanging out behind my daughter, and then my dog comes over and just fucking scoops it up and eats it.
01:34:22.000 And we're like, hey man, why the fuck are you eating a cricket?
01:34:27.000 He's like laughing, smiling.
01:34:28.000 He thinks it's hilarious.
01:34:30.000 It's like, fuck, man.
01:34:31.000 He just ate a cricket.
01:34:33.000 Yeah, the racism, the species, or whatever, is...
01:34:38.000 You know, we used to have a rat infestation.
01:34:41.000 What is this, Jamie?
01:34:42.000 What do you got here?
01:34:43.000 Is the dog going to eat that bird?
01:34:45.000 Oh, wow.
01:34:47.000 Oh, man!
01:34:51.000 That bird was like, hey little friend.
01:34:53.000 Jamie's one of the better internet thing finders.
01:34:56.000 He's the best.
01:34:57.000 He's got a gold medal.
01:34:58.000 What do you call that?
01:34:59.000 It's like stuff finding?
01:35:00.000 Internet finding?
01:35:01.000 Have you seen that cat?
01:35:02.000 Yeah, I've seen that cat.
01:35:03.000 Somebody sent me that.
01:35:04.000 That's a muscular cat.
01:35:05.000 Yeah, he's rippled.
01:35:06.000 That cat looks like he's been running mountains.
01:35:08.000 He's been taking down some elk.
01:35:11.000 Yeah, he's ripped.
01:35:13.000 You know, you had...
01:35:14.000 Was it your podcast?
01:35:16.000 I mean, I know you had Elk 101. What is his name?
01:35:21.000 Nope.
01:35:21.000 Corey Jacobson?
01:35:22.000 Nope.
01:35:23.000 Jason Phelps.
01:35:24.000 Oh, that's right.
01:35:25.000 That's right.
01:35:26.000 Different guy.
01:35:26.000 Phelps Game Calls.
01:35:27.000 Right.
01:35:27.000 I love that guy.
01:35:28.000 Dude!
01:35:29.000 Yeah.
01:35:30.000 Great podcast, too.
01:35:31.000 Well, he's a good guy for a ton of reasons.
01:35:33.000 You've never had Corey Jacobson on?
01:35:34.000 No, no, sir.
01:35:35.000 Never met him.
01:35:36.000 I'd like to.
01:35:36.000 I haven't met him.
01:35:37.000 I'd like to, too.
01:35:38.000 Phelps...
01:35:42.000 Yeah.
01:35:43.000 Like, one, just as an isolated specimen, okay?
01:35:47.000 Like, no context, nothing.
01:35:49.000 If you just, like, met him because whatever.
01:35:51.000 You, like, want to try to park at the airport and you're trying to find a spot and he's pulling out.
01:35:56.000 You're like, hey, you pulling out?
01:35:56.000 Like, you'd like him in that context.
01:35:58.000 He would just seem like a good dude.
01:36:00.000 But kind of his business, it's kind of...
01:36:04.000 When I see him and his company, like, there's a thing that always pops in my head was...
01:36:11.000 There's a term like American elbow grease.
01:36:15.000 Yeah, I do.
01:36:17.000 Let's tell people what he does.
01:36:18.000 He makes elk calls.
01:36:20.000 Yeah, he makes a wide variety of game calls, but he's very much specialized in elk calls.
01:36:25.000 He grew up in a logging family, in a logging area, and that industry at this particular time is a little bit in the autumn.
01:36:39.000 We're good to go.
01:36:56.000 With his mom and his wife.
01:36:58.000 Builds a business, man.
01:37:00.000 And is a good dude.
01:37:02.000 It's called blowing a game call, right?
01:37:04.000 So he sends me this t-shirt that says, I blow Phelps.
01:37:07.000 And my wife is like, throw it out.
01:37:11.000 I was like, no.
01:37:16.000 You're never going to wear it.
01:37:17.000 I'm like, it doesn't matter.
01:37:18.000 It stays.
01:37:19.000 He's the nicest guy.
01:37:21.000 When you always say someone's the nicest guy, I don't know.
01:37:27.000 I value that.
01:37:28.000 That means everything to me.
01:37:29.000 Just like such a good dude.
01:37:31.000 I lose a lot of respect for people when they're really good at what they do, but they're not nice.
01:37:35.000 It's like, I get it.
01:37:36.000 You had to figure out how to be good at what you did, and what was sacrificed is community.
01:37:42.000 You sacrifice friendliness.
01:37:45.000 That's not necessary.
01:37:46.000 Yeah.
01:37:46.000 It's not necessary.
01:37:47.000 It's a weakness.
01:37:48.000 I really believe that.
01:37:51.000 It's common.
01:37:52.000 It's a common weakness.
01:37:53.000 It's like thinking of yourself before others.
01:37:55.000 The problem is it's goal-oriented, right?
01:37:58.000 You're worried about achieving success or achieving a certain position or a goal.
01:38:02.000 But the problem is when you get to that goal, you're going to be depressed.
01:38:06.000 You're going to be sad because you don't have any friends.
01:38:08.000 Yeah, that's an interesting point.
01:38:10.000 You're fucked over your way to the top.
01:38:11.000 It's like you can't.
01:38:13.000 You have to see the trees.
01:38:15.000 You gotta see everything.
01:38:17.000 You gotta see the whole forest.
01:38:18.000 You can't just keep your eye on the prize.
01:38:20.000 Because you fuck over people and push them aside along the way and eventually you're gonna get...
01:38:23.000 But you have to fuck over some people.
01:38:26.000 And I don't mean fuck them over, but tell them to fuck off.
01:38:28.000 Like, there's some people that will get in your way.
01:38:30.000 People that are selfish.
01:38:32.000 That would trip you up, because you'll wind up being completely absorbed in their own problems.
01:38:36.000 And you're like, hey, you're not dealing with your own problems.
01:38:38.000 You've made me the curator of your problems.
01:38:41.000 Sometimes you have to know when to cut people loose, but you also have to...
01:38:45.000 I know that you're big on this, too.
01:38:47.000 You're big on tribe.
01:38:49.000 You have those guys that you travel with, or you do shows with.
01:38:53.000 This is like a tribe of you.
01:38:54.000 You have a community, and it's very important.
01:38:56.000 I respect that.
01:38:58.000 I think that's very...
01:38:58.000 That's huge.
01:39:00.000 But it's a thing I've learned from my interactions with you and a thing I've seen is you don't parade it around and you don't talk about it too much, but you do talk about that there are some things where you just – you put up some firewalls in your life and the people that you're around.
01:39:20.000 And I have heard you refer to at times that something got too – In referring to people, it wasn't even like you were condemning them or thought they were bad, but you just referred to times when you've had to just sort of protect...
01:39:38.000 What you had and what you care about.
01:39:41.000 And just make some things not part of your life anymore.
01:39:44.000 Yeah.
01:39:44.000 You have to do that sometimes.
01:39:46.000 Yeah.
01:39:46.000 You have to realize that there's some people that are not looking out for themselves.
01:39:50.000 Some people don't make that jump well.
01:39:52.000 And they keep that around.
01:39:53.000 Yeah.
01:39:53.000 They keep that influence around because of maybe misplaced loyalties.
01:39:58.000 Yes.
01:39:58.000 I've noticed you bring that up a handful of times where you're like, something just got to be where you had to build.
01:40:03.000 You had to be like...
01:40:05.000 I love you, respect you, whatever, but I gotta protect these other things.
01:40:09.000 Well, some people get completely self-absorbed and they burn everything around them because they're only thinking about themselves.
01:40:15.000 And even if you love them and care of them or appreciate what they're doing, like some people are amazing at certain things.
01:40:22.000 Like, you know, we were talking about Hendrix.
01:40:24.000 I mean, if Hendrix did beat his wife, I don't know if that's true, or beat his girlfriends.
01:40:27.000 But it's like some people are so good at what they do that that's all they're thinking about.
01:40:34.000 And they didn't develop these interpersonal skills or relationship skills or whatever.
01:40:41.000 They didn't develop a sense of nuance in terms of their perspective of the world or a sense of introspective thinking when they're looking at themselves and being objective about how they interface with the people around them and life.
01:40:56.000 Those people that are just like wholly focused on the self, especially pure narcissists, which you run into a lot of them in show business, and some of them it's not their fault.
01:41:05.000 You talk to them.
01:41:07.000 If you believe in determinism and you believe that they're a product of all the things that have happened to them and then you run down The list of all the things that have happened to them, it's fucking bone chilling.
01:41:16.000 I mean, so many people that I know, particularly in show business, are there because of just a giant hole that they developed in their self-esteem and who they are as a child.
01:41:26.000 They didn't get enough love.
01:41:27.000 They got too much abuse and hate and bullying and all these varying factors that made them push so hard to achieve success, to let everybody know, hey, I am special.
01:41:37.000 Hey, I am something.
01:41:39.000 You were all wrong.
01:41:40.000 But along the way, they burn everything around them.
01:41:43.000 And I don't...
01:41:46.000 I don't want to...
01:41:50.000 It's possible to get there without that.
01:41:52.000 That's what I want to say.
01:41:54.000 It's possible to get there without being a piece of shit.
01:41:56.000 And some people think you have to be a piece of shit to be successful.
01:41:59.000 You don't.
01:42:00.000 You don't have to.
01:42:01.000 Remember earlier I mentioned the collateral damage?
01:42:06.000 Some people think you could develop such an inflated sense of what you're bringing to the world that you personally come to accept the idea that there is a price to pay.
01:42:16.000 That price being other people.
01:42:18.000 Yeah.
01:42:19.000 Yeah, that's a problem.
01:42:20.000 But then again, if you don't have certain standards, then other people will chew up all your time.
01:42:26.000 And their problems become your problems, and they're not even thinking about their problems.
01:42:30.000 They're thinking about you thinking about their problems.
01:42:33.000 I mean, there's many people that pawn off their problems on other folks.
01:42:36.000 And they think that if you're a good friend, you're helping me.
01:42:39.000 Like, you're not a good friend.
01:42:40.000 You're not taking care of me.
01:42:41.000 You're not helping me.
01:42:42.000 I'm like, you're not even helping yourself.
01:42:43.000 Yeah.
01:42:43.000 The fuck are you doing for yourself?
01:42:45.000 This is a trap that a lot of people get stuck into.
01:42:48.000 It's codependency.
01:42:49.000 It happens in a lot of relationships.
01:42:51.000 There's a lot of people that get involved in relationships, boy and girl, that they find that the person who is their soulmate is also the source of all their fucking problems.
01:43:01.000 And they're the curator of this person's life.
01:43:04.000 They're supposed to be helping this person along because this person has deemed them the person who's most important to them.
01:43:10.000 And it's like you gotta find out what's the boundary where you won't cross, where you realize someone is becoming an impediment to your own happiness and success.
01:43:23.000 It's amazing the degree to which people, deep down, do care about what someone is, quote, like.
01:43:34.000 Where I find that because I've been on your show a number of times, People are curious about you.
01:43:41.000 And people will often ask me, you know, what's Rogan really like?
01:43:47.000 But they know what answer they want to hear bad.
01:43:51.000 People would love a story, okay?
01:43:54.000 You think of something like Oprah Winfrey.
01:43:56.000 I've found that people love a story about how bad...
01:44:01.000 Like, people are going to eat up a story that she's awful.
01:44:05.000 Yeah.
01:44:06.000 They're like, ah!
01:44:07.000 For sure.
01:44:08.000 Like, people want a story about something bad, but what's funny about...
01:44:11.000 What you've done and how you've done it is that, and this happens quite often, where people are like, they're like, he's a good guy, right?
01:44:20.000 Like, they want to know.
01:44:22.000 Like, they feel like you are, and they want to have it confirmed.
01:44:25.000 Not that they're like, ooh, yeah, tell me a story about him being bad.
01:44:29.000 Like they would with a lot of people.
01:44:31.000 If someone has a really bad story about Oprah, I'm like, oh, I'm all ears.
01:44:34.000 Yeah.
01:44:35.000 Why?
01:44:37.000 Well, I think, first of all, because Oprah is enormously successful in some sort of preposterous way.
01:44:43.000 She's worth a billion dollars for just talking.
01:44:45.000 She can't sing.
01:44:46.000 She can't dance.
01:44:47.000 She's not in good shape.
01:44:48.000 What is she doing?
01:44:49.000 She's just talking.
01:44:50.000 She's got a billion dollars.
01:44:51.000 Fuck her.
01:44:52.000 I hope she's a meanie.
01:44:54.000 I hope she's doing terrible things.
01:44:56.000 There's a thing about that.
01:44:57.000 It's like you want to find out, oh, she got that way because she's fucking people over.
01:45:01.000 Yeah, I heard she beats her assistant.
01:45:04.000 You know what I mean?
01:45:05.000 I heard she lit her sister's house on fire.
01:45:07.000 Like it makes sense of the world in some way.
01:45:09.000 Yeah, in some ways.
01:45:10.000 Like you want to think that someone who's achieved that ridiculous level of success is mean.
01:45:15.000 Like I passed by Oprah.
01:45:16.000 Oprah has a house in Montecito.
01:45:18.000 I passed by the house.
01:45:19.000 Like, that is a ridiculous house for a person.
01:45:22.000 It's like a giant lawn, $50 million house, a fucking huge estate.
01:45:26.000 It's a castle.
01:45:27.000 She's a queen.
01:45:28.000 You don't want that.
01:45:29.000 Like, fuck her!
01:45:31.000 My house is $250,000.
01:45:33.000 What the fuck is she doing with that $50 million?
01:45:36.000 And that's not even a house she lives in.
01:45:37.000 She just visits that like once a year.
01:45:39.000 Takes a shit there.
01:45:41.000 Has someone cook for her.
01:45:42.000 Takes a nap.
01:45:43.000 Gets up.
01:45:43.000 Flies in Jamaica.
01:45:44.000 Stirs in animosity.
01:45:46.000 Yeah.
01:45:47.000 Well...
01:45:48.000 You know, preposterous success breeds animosity.
01:45:51.000 And that lady's got a lot of preposterous success.
01:45:54.000 You know, there's certain people, you meet them, you want them to sell.
01:45:57.000 Like, Dr. Phil.
01:45:59.000 Like, he's a similar thing.
01:46:01.000 I would be receptive to a bad Dr. Phil story.
01:46:03.000 Yes, I'm sure.
01:46:04.000 He's great!
01:46:05.000 Dr. Phil is fucking great.
01:46:07.000 My friend Jay is Dr. Phil's son.
01:46:09.000 I became friends with Dr. Phil through another guy.
01:46:13.000 Through another guy.
01:46:13.000 Because my friend Ron White.
01:46:15.000 My friend Ron White, who's a good buddy of mine, is one of the best comedians on earth, is good friends with Jay McGraw, who's Dr. Phil's son.
01:46:24.000 So I became friends with Jay before I became friends with Dr. Phil, and then I had Dr. Phil on the podcast.
01:46:30.000 Dr. Phil's the fucking nicest guy ever.
01:46:32.000 He's a regular guy.
01:46:34.000 You hang out and talk to him, he's got a ridiculous amount of success, but he's hilarious.
01:46:38.000 He's like a regular dude.
01:46:40.000 Yeah.
01:46:40.000 Before we started, we talked about how we're both pro-marriage.
01:46:43.000 Yes.
01:46:43.000 We root for marriages.
01:46:44.000 Right, but with kids.
01:46:45.000 Yeah.
01:46:46.000 But marriage, when there's no kids involved...
01:46:49.000 I still root for them.
01:46:50.000 Yeah.
01:46:51.000 Do you?
01:46:51.000 No, I root for marriages.
01:46:53.000 I root for happiness.
01:46:55.000 And sometimes happiness means divorce.
01:46:57.000 No, I root.
01:46:58.000 Well, I'm able to make the switch by even root for marriage.
01:47:02.000 I just root for marriages.
01:47:04.000 That's it.
01:47:05.000 Well, because you, I know why.
01:47:07.000 Because you grew up in a fucked up sort of situation.
01:47:10.000 Where it didn't, you know...
01:47:11.000 You grew up with broken promises and divorces and separating and that kind of shit.
01:47:18.000 A lot of that had happened.
01:47:19.000 Yeah.
01:47:20.000 There was stuff that had happened.
01:47:22.000 Well, for children...
01:47:23.000 Not for me, but it was around, right?
01:47:26.000 It was in our family history, for sure.
01:47:29.000 Yeah.
01:47:29.000 Mine, too.
01:47:30.000 Yeah.
01:47:32.000 I root for happiness.
01:47:34.000 Sometimes happiness means someone getting the fuck away from somebody.
01:47:37.000 You know my favorite story about...
01:47:40.000 People being a good guy.
01:47:41.000 I mentioned Mo Fallon earlier.
01:47:43.000 He's been on the show, so I feel like I can mention him.
01:47:45.000 Assuming that your listeners have this amazing capacity for retention.
01:47:49.000 Some of them do.
01:47:49.000 Mo Fallon's been on the show.
01:47:51.000 And Mo Fallon talks about...
01:47:52.000 Dude, this is like a fifth-hand story.
01:47:55.000 But Mo Fallon's buddy meets the guy that used to be like...
01:48:01.000 Who's the dude in the Nerds movie who'd go like, Nerds!
01:48:04.000 Oh yeah, who was that guy?
01:48:06.000 Ogre, yeah.
01:48:07.000 Okay, check this out.
01:48:09.000 Wow, what a fucking reference.
01:48:11.000 So, Mo's buddy meets the dude who was Ogre in the Nerds.
01:48:15.000 In Nerds, not the Nerds, Nerds.
01:48:17.000 I'm a fucking old man.
01:48:19.000 And the guy doesn't want to bring it up, but he can't help himself but bring it up.
01:48:23.000 He's like, you know, I loved you in Nerds.
01:48:30.000 So, the guy goes into this big thing like, he's like, do you have any idea what it would be like to...
01:48:39.000 Have your whole life defined by some role you did long ago.
01:48:44.000 And I'm a thespian.
01:48:45.000 And I do theater now.
01:48:47.000 And you people that bring this up all the time, nerds!
01:48:51.000 And he does it.
01:48:53.000 He is cool with it.
01:48:55.000 And rolls into it.
01:48:56.000 And the dude's relief that he enabled him to have that recollection.
01:49:02.000 He was always like, yeah, okay.
01:49:06.000 People are going to look.
01:49:07.000 And when I hear that now, if I see that guy, I'm like, that guy must be a cool guy.
01:49:11.000 Right.
01:49:12.000 Because he doesn't take himself too seriously.
01:49:13.000 Yeah, because he can roll with it.
01:49:14.000 Yeah.
01:49:15.000 There he is.
01:49:16.000 Nerds!
01:49:17.000 Do you do pro wrestling or something?
01:49:20.000 Maybe.
01:49:21.000 What's going on there?
01:49:22.000 No, I think that's good.
01:49:23.000 Rancher the Nerds.
01:49:24.000 Oh, that's the movie.
01:49:25.000 Yeah.
01:49:27.000 Yeah.
01:49:27.000 I mean, looks like a guy that you would cast in a role where he'd be mean to nerds.
01:49:33.000 Some people take themselves fucking super seriously.
01:49:36.000 That's one of the best things about my career.
01:49:38.000 I will forever always be the fear factor guy.
01:49:43.000 I don't think that's true.
01:49:44.000 It's definitely true with some folks.
01:49:46.000 Really?
01:49:47.000 Yeah, you can watch it.
01:49:49.000 It's on TV! No, I understand that, but I don't know that that's really the case with you.
01:49:54.000 I feel like you might have a wrong impression of your legacy.
01:49:58.000 It's in there.
01:49:59.000 It's definitely in there.
01:50:00.000 It's in there, but it's not it.
01:50:02.000 Maybe it's not it, but if anybody wanted...
01:50:05.000 Like, poke fun at me.
01:50:07.000 That's always there.
01:50:08.000 And I would welcome it.
01:50:10.000 I don't think that happens.
01:50:12.000 Well, it would prevent me from taking myself, you know, if I want to pretend I'm some sort of moody artist that has always followed the path of creativity and artistic expression.
01:50:23.000 No.
01:50:23.000 I whored myself out for like six years.
01:50:27.000 I think it's in your head, but I don't think it's in people's head.
01:50:30.000 Maybe.
01:50:30.000 Maybe.
01:50:31.000 Yeah.
01:50:31.000 I don't know.
01:50:32.000 It's in some people's heads.
01:50:33.000 I can remember the first place.
01:50:35.000 You know what helps substantiate what you're telling me?
01:50:39.000 I know where I was sitting the first time I ever heard your name.
01:50:42.000 I know who I was talking to.
01:50:44.000 And unfortunately, I don't like to admit this.
01:50:46.000 This is a long time ago.
01:50:48.000 Unfortunately, the point of contact when I was like, oh, you're right.
01:50:54.000 Fear factor.
01:50:55.000 Yeah.
01:50:55.000 Yeah, I mean...
01:50:57.000 Fucking millions of people saw that goddamn thing.
01:50:59.000 I need to tell you, too, that that was the first conversation when I ever heard the word podcast.
01:51:05.000 Really?
01:51:06.000 I know where I was sitting.
01:51:07.000 I was talking to Helen Cho, who you know.
01:51:09.000 Oh, yeah.
01:51:09.000 I heard the word Joe Rogan and the word podcast and had no idea what either of those things were.
01:51:16.000 That's before you came on.
01:51:17.000 Dude, yeah.
01:51:17.000 I'm talking a long time ago.
01:51:19.000 Yeah.
01:51:21.000 I'm not like...
01:51:22.000 I'm not, I mean, I have, I don't want to say I have my finger on the pulse, but I'm not like a Luddite.
01:51:28.000 That was when I heard the word.
01:51:29.000 The podcast was only three years old back then, when you first came on.
01:51:33.000 Now it's ten years old.
01:51:36.000 I think it was longer ago than that.
01:51:37.000 It was 2012. Okay.
01:51:39.000 Because that's when we went hunting.
01:51:40.000 Maybe in 2011, and we went hunting in 2012. Yeah.
01:51:43.000 Yeah.
01:51:43.000 So it was probably two years old.
01:51:45.000 The podcast was two years old.
01:51:46.000 And she said Fear Factor.
01:51:47.000 I'm like, oh.
01:51:50.000 The world of podcasting, man.
01:51:53.000 There was a funny Variety article that was just written that Conan O'Brien is blazing a trail in the world of podcasting and just got...
01:52:01.000 Just openly shit on by the entire world who read that.
01:52:04.000 Like, what are you talking about?
01:52:05.000 Like, no one's even...
01:52:06.000 Like, his podcast gets like 100,000 downloads or something in comparison to like Marc Maron or Adam Carole.
01:52:12.000 All these people have been doing it forever and ever and ever.
01:52:15.000 But it's still to this day like this sort of...
01:52:19.000 In mainstream views, in mainstream eyes, it's like just starting to gain recognition.
01:52:26.000 When some people, like Corolla, has been doing podcasts for 10 years.
01:52:30.000 And I think Maren has been doing it longer than me.
01:52:32.000 I've been doing it for 10 years.
01:52:33.000 So Maren's probably 10, 11 years in.
01:52:36.000 You know, it's a weird world.
01:52:37.000 How many years have you guys been doing it now?
01:52:39.000 Five?
01:52:40.000 Yeah.
01:52:41.000 Five years in?
01:52:41.000 Yeah.
01:52:42.000 I listen to your goddamn podcast every week.
01:52:44.000 Do you?
01:52:44.000 I get excited on Monday.
01:52:46.000 Monday's my exciting day.
01:52:48.000 That's nice of you, man.
01:52:49.000 I really enjoy doing it, and I've tried to point out that if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have gone into it.
01:53:00.000 Well, you were really good as a guest, and I was like, man, this guy has so much unusual knowledge in his head, and you're so good at articulating thoughts, and you have a background in journalism, you're so eloquent.
01:53:13.000 Like, why wouldn't you do it?
01:53:15.000 And there's like this market for it.
01:53:17.000 For people that enjoy hunting and enjoy the outdoors, there's, you know, and I don't mean any disrespect to anybody who's making podcasts, do your best.
01:53:26.000 But there's a lot of clunky...
01:53:32.000 Poorly articulated thoughts that are being put out in podcast form.
01:53:37.000 And my thought was like, this is...
01:53:40.000 The word spiritual is a very weird word, right?
01:53:44.000 Because it's been sort of co-opted by assholes.
01:53:47.000 Has it?
01:53:49.000 In LA, for sure.
01:53:50.000 There's a lot of bead-wearing dipshits.
01:53:52.000 Oh, yeah, I'm with you.
01:53:53.000 But there's a spiritual aspect to hunting.
01:53:56.000 It's real.
01:53:58.000 And...
01:54:00.000 One of the things that I really appreciate about you is this idea of no shooting collared deer speaks to it.
01:54:07.000 It's like there's something about this that's not just about shooting an animal and eating it.
01:54:14.000 It's about the difficulty of their pursuit, what it means, and what you're getting out of it as a human being, and then also the recognition of what you're eating When you're eating this animal, this is a wild, beautiful creature that you respect and that there's a certain amount of a feeling of loss and sadness when that animal dies.
01:54:38.000 This is recognized and this is real.
01:54:41.000 It's hard for people to articulate that.
01:54:43.000 And I think it's very important that there's people like you out there that are articulating this.
01:54:48.000 And that the people can digest this in a podcast form and get it over and over again.
01:54:52.000 And they also get, because you always do these big groups of people, they get a sense of camaraderie too.
01:54:57.000 And where people are talking.
01:54:58.000 And there's also like a pride of hard work.
01:55:03.000 There's a pride that comes through that, which I think is very contagious.
01:55:09.000 Like the feeling of appreciating and respecting hard work.
01:55:13.000 The way that you were talking about Jason Phelps.
01:55:16.000 It's like that kind of appreciation for ingenuity and hard work.
01:55:20.000 I think it's very important for people.
01:55:22.000 It's very important for people to hear.
01:55:24.000 It gives you something that I don't...
01:55:26.000 In terms of outdoor, the outdoor world, whether it's hunting and fishing and just appreciation for wildlife, it's not publicly articulated on a broad scale.
01:55:38.000 You know when you referred to the camaraderie?
01:55:41.000 Which is super important to me.
01:55:44.000 When I thought about making a show, you know what I always had a lot of nostalgia for was Howard Stern in the mid-90s.
01:55:57.000 Yeah.
01:55:58.000 I don't know what his show's like now.
01:56:01.000 Remember the era when it was, I mean, he may even still be on there, like, he'd have all these dudes around that were kind of, like, funny.
01:56:07.000 Yeah.
01:56:08.000 And there were so many people in the room, you couldn't tell who was talking.
01:56:11.000 It was just, like, people, it felt like people hanging out.
01:56:13.000 Yeah.
01:56:14.000 I liked that, and I liked Fresh Air by Terry Gross.
01:56:18.000 Sure.
01:56:19.000 I was like, dude, you should do a combo.
01:56:21.000 Yeah.
01:56:24.000 Of Howard Stern and Terry Gross.
01:56:25.000 Yeah.
01:56:26.000 That was the thing I thought about.
01:56:27.000 But the camaraderie, that's one of the things I like to see most when people write it and they feel like it's people sitting around shooting the shit.
01:56:36.000 Yeah.
01:56:37.000 Which, you know, It's a very controlled shooting of the shit.
01:56:44.000 Sure.
01:56:44.000 It has to be.
01:56:45.000 It's controlled.
01:56:46.000 Well, that's why a person like you is important.
01:56:48.000 There has to be one person that's sort of aware that we're all shooting the shit, but sort of gently guiding it.
01:56:56.000 Opie and Anthony was the same thing for me.
01:56:58.000 When I started doing Opie and Anthony in the early 2000s, I realized, wow, what is this?
01:57:04.000 This is crazy.
01:57:05.000 People don't...
01:57:07.000 People that weren't fans of it back then, it doesn't exist anymore, unfortunately.
01:57:10.000 It was an amazing hangout for comedians.
01:57:13.000 We would all go there, and I would show up, and Ricky Gervais would be there, and Jim Norton would be there, and all these guys would be there, and Louis C.K. would be there, Bill Burr would be there.
01:57:22.000 We'd just be talking shit, and Ari Shafir.
01:57:24.000 We'd all be just laughing and chiming in, and even though it was 6 o'clock in the morning, you went and did it, man.
01:57:30.000 You had a cup of coffee, you showed up, and everybody was happy to see you, and it was a hang.
01:57:34.000 And it was a really loosely structured hang that they put together, and that inspired me to kind of do my podcast in a similar way.
01:57:42.000 I don't know how comfortable you are pulling back the curtain or showing how the sauce is just made, but I was talking to someone recently about you and sort of how you do your deal.
01:57:53.000 I was like, if you imagine...
01:57:55.000 Does this make you uncomfortable?
01:57:57.000 No.
01:57:57.000 Okay.
01:57:59.000 If you imagine that someone...
01:58:01.000 I don't want this to seem like at all negative.
01:58:03.000 If someone read a transcript of what you ask, you wouldn't be like, oh my god.
01:58:11.000 But you bring out things in the people that you interview.
01:58:14.000 I like to listen to your show.
01:58:16.000 And you get something from people that people don't get.
01:58:20.000 Do you get it on purpose?
01:58:23.000 No.
01:58:25.000 I don't know what I'm getting.
01:58:27.000 I'm trying my best.
01:58:29.000 You are?
01:58:30.000 Yeah.
01:58:30.000 So I'm trying my best to relate to people.
01:58:32.000 Do you ever say to yourself, you know what I ought to do different?
01:58:36.000 No.
01:58:39.000 That's the beauty of it all.
01:58:41.000 There's not that much thinking.
01:58:44.000 I mean, I do think with some people, like there's certain people like Cornel West.
01:58:48.000 I read his book before he came on.
01:58:49.000 I really wanted to be prepared because he's such a brilliant guy.
01:58:53.000 Yeah.
01:58:53.000 Same thing with like Sean Carroll, like scientists, you know, anyone who's like...
01:59:00.000 Yeah, you're paying respect to the complexity of their ideas.
01:59:04.000 Yes.
01:59:05.000 And like if someone like Richard Dawkins, we're talking about doing a podcast soon, if I have him on, I will...
01:59:15.000 Devour his material for like a week or two beforehand.
01:59:19.000 I will read his books.
01:59:20.000 I will listen to recordings and conversations and debates that he's had.
01:59:24.000 And I already am a big fan of the guy, so I'll get a good understanding of where I'm at.
01:59:31.000 When we lead into the conversation, but then I won't have an agenda.
01:59:35.000 I would just, like, let the conversation flow.
01:59:37.000 And if there's a moment in time where I want to ask him, like, you said this thing about Islam once.
01:59:42.000 Like, do you mean this in terms of, like, a general understanding of the religion itself?
01:59:48.000 What about the individuals that are just trying to be good people that are born into this environment and this sort of a, you know, I will have some places to go to if we get stuck?
02:00:01.000 But I won't force those things in.
02:00:04.000 But I think it's like, with the risk of sounding pretentious, I think that podcasting is in a weird way an art form.
02:00:13.000 The art is in the people listening.
02:00:16.000 I know sometimes I talk over people or interject too much.
02:00:19.000 I disagree.
02:00:21.000 It happens.
02:00:22.000 It happens.
02:00:22.000 It just happens.
02:00:24.000 There's no way you can have a perfect conversation because I don't know when the person's going to stop talking or I don't want to lose a thought and I want to jump in with it, but I'm way better at it now than I was five years ago and certainly way better at it now than I was ten years ago.
02:00:39.000 And then I think that there's an art to the way the things you're saying sound and how they sound to people.
02:00:48.000 And there's an art to expressing...
02:00:53.000 Genuine open-mindedness and genuine curiosity and just a purity of thought.
02:01:02.000 You're not trying to make people feel about you a certain way.
02:01:06.000 You're just trying to explore ideas.
02:01:08.000 And there's a smoothness to the way that's...
02:01:17.000 Welcome to my show!
02:01:27.000 That Steve Rinella guy, he loves his kids.
02:01:29.000 He's a nice guy.
02:01:30.000 His friends love him.
02:01:31.000 I like that guy.
02:01:33.000 Listen to what he says when he talks to John Norris.
02:01:35.000 What is John saying about this and about that?
02:01:38.000 It adds to it.
02:01:41.000 Is there someone who's...
02:01:44.000 Clunky and loud and they're just trying to toot their own horn and all that comes through, especially in this long-form podcast genre.
02:01:56.000 It's like, this is the fucking mirror, man.
02:02:00.000 With long-form podcasts, you find out who the fuck everybody is.
02:02:04.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
02:02:06.000 Like, Bernie Sanders.
02:02:07.000 Like, I had Bernie Sanders on.
02:02:09.000 There's a lot of people that, like, the fucking comments were insanely positive.
02:02:12.000 They're like, I thought that guy was crazy.
02:02:15.000 Like, I thought he was a nut.
02:02:16.000 I would see him in these little interviews, and I'm like, he just wants to give away everybody's money.
02:02:19.000 Like, there's a picture with Bernie with my dog, and one of the fucking hilarious comments, like, he just wants to give your dog treats to other dogs.
02:02:30.000 That's the caricature.
02:02:32.000 I mean, everyone has a caricature, right?
02:02:34.000 The caricature of that guy is, he just wants to take money from successful people and give it to lazy people.
02:02:39.000 That's the worst view of Bernie Sanders.
02:02:43.000 And you get to see, instead of this narrative that gets established through these little short sound bites, these panel talk shows, there's three people talking over each other, or debates, or whatever it is.
02:02:54.000 All those are ineffective.
02:02:56.000 And what's interesting about it is all those are fueling podcasts.
02:03:00.000 All those things that have for so long been thought of as mainstream venues for getting your ideas out, now they highlight all the problems with those and they highlight all the strengths of podcasts.
02:03:18.000 That's encouraging.
02:03:19.000 Yeah, it's very encouraging.
02:03:20.000 Are you a Bernie Sanders man?
02:03:22.000 He's a nice guy.
02:03:23.000 You know, I like some of his ideas.
02:03:26.000 I do not have a problem with giving up more of my money as a person who's made a lot of money if I know that it's going to benefit the greater good of mankind in a real way.
02:03:37.000 You just don't want to see it squandered.
02:03:38.000 I don't want to see it squandered.
02:03:39.000 I don't like bureaucracy.
02:03:40.000 I don't like red tape.
02:03:42.000 I don't like government.
02:03:42.000 I don't like people that are so lazy.
02:03:44.000 That they just want to take everybody's money and then do what they will with it and take long lunch breaks.
02:03:48.000 This is the problem with a lot of what we think of in terms of government.
02:03:54.000 Government is filled.
02:03:55.000 It's bloated.
02:03:56.000 It's filled with assholes.
02:03:57.000 It's filled with people that just got government jobs and they're not good at it.
02:04:02.000 No one else wants that job, so they take that job and they do a shitty job with it and they squander resources.
02:04:07.000 That's what drives people crazy and especially hardworking people that know how hard it is to make a living.
02:04:14.000 If you're a fucking logger, you're giving away a certain percentage of your money, and you're tired of all these splinters in your hands, and you're exhausted, and some asshole is going to take away your money and allocate a certain amount of it to nonsense, gender research,
02:04:29.000 and all sorts of stupid shit that you think is just fruitless.
02:04:34.000 It's infuriating for people, for hard-working people with dirt under their fingernails.
02:04:38.000 They don't want to think about anybody squandering their money.
02:04:45.000 Yeah, fiscally very conservative.
02:04:47.000 Not very, fiscally conservative.
02:04:51.000 People might look at where I'm at and think that I'm socially liberal, but in social issues I'm somewhat libertarian, you know?
02:04:58.000 But I feel that...
02:05:02.000 I need the right to come my direction quite a long ways on conservation issues.
02:05:09.000 Land.
02:05:10.000 Yeah, that's instinctively where I belong.
02:05:13.000 But the right, but I need them to move back my, when I say back my direction, because historically, I don't know, the right and left is confusing, but yeah, I need them to come my way on conservation.
02:05:26.000 Yeah.
02:05:26.000 Well, I like the way you've described yourself in the past, that you're politically sort of alone, that you're kind of without a party, because the left wants to take your guns away, and the right wants to take your land away.
02:05:38.000 And this is what we see fiscally, that the most disturbing aspects of...
02:05:45.000 Right-wing administration says they want to sell off public land.
02:05:48.000 They want to figure out a way, just a little bit, just a little bit.
02:05:50.000 We're going to take a little bit.
02:05:51.000 We're going to use it for mining.
02:05:52.000 Just take a little bit.
02:05:53.000 Well, we might lose this salmon river, but who the fuck is paying attention to that?
02:05:57.000 Come on.
02:05:57.000 We need land.
02:05:58.000 I'm watching.
02:05:59.000 Yes, me too.
02:06:01.000 Ryan Callahan talked about that with, what is it called, Pebble Beach?
02:06:04.000 No, Pebble Mine.
02:06:05.000 Pebble Mine, yeah.
02:06:07.000 That, I mean, gigantic salmon fisheries, the biggest, most important.
02:06:11.000 Yeah, it's a, yeah, deeply, yeah, I don't want to, Yeah, you can get into the weeds with this stuff.
02:06:17.000 But, yeah, it's like there's no perfect party, and there's no perfect politician, and there's no perfect ideology.
02:06:25.000 Which pisses people off when you point that out.
02:06:28.000 Yeah.
02:06:28.000 Dude, we've gotten hit hard for that kind of stuff, for pointing out that it's just not...
02:06:33.000 You know, we as a company, like at Meteor, we've been hit hard for pointing out that it's unfortunate that someone's not speaking wholly for our concerns.
02:06:43.000 Yes.
02:06:44.000 Well, what's interesting about you guys is people think that you're some sort of a green Trojan horse, which is hilarious.
02:06:50.000 Yeah.
02:06:50.000 I've heard that argument.
02:06:52.000 You don't like guns?
02:06:53.000 Oh, dude, we don't really like to hunt.
02:06:55.000 I love it.
02:06:56.000 But it's so preposterous.
02:06:57.000 It just shows you how crazy.
02:06:59.000 I work with the hardest-hitting hunters and fishermen that there are.
02:07:05.000 Ever.
02:07:06.000 That have ever lived.
02:07:07.000 You don't really like hunting.
02:07:08.000 It's hilarious.
02:07:09.000 No, it's like it shows you.
02:07:10.000 Some like Beltway lobbyists, you don't really like hunting.
02:07:13.000 Oh, is that right?
02:07:14.000 It just shows you how silly people are.
02:07:16.000 It's like, let's line them up.
02:07:17.000 Yeah.
02:07:18.000 Yeah, come on, bring your side over here.
02:07:20.000 Let me see what you're doing.
02:07:22.000 Yeah, it shows you how ridiculous people can be in their desire to put people into a very small, easily dismissed category.
02:07:31.000 It's like, this is what people love to do.
02:07:33.000 Yeah, that's what you do that drives people crazy, is you defy...
02:07:38.000 You're so hard to bucket.
02:07:40.000 I love it.
02:07:43.000 I don't sit around at night thinking about you, but I love it.
02:07:47.000 I don't think about you either if it makes you feel comfortable.
02:07:50.000 But I think we need more people like that.
02:07:53.000 Most people would think that I'm conservative, that I'm a Republican or an alt-right or something like that.
02:07:58.000 I vote left on almost everything except gun control.
02:08:01.000 I just don't think that people understand what they're talking about when they're talking about gun control.
02:08:04.000 I don't think they understand the nuances of the Second Amendment.
02:08:07.000 The nuances of taking away people's ability to defend themselves or to hunt or to own something that may or may not be used against someone else, but they never would use it.
02:08:17.000 You don't have the right to tell people what they can and can't have just because some people abuse things.
02:08:25.000 This is a very complex conversation that people on the left want to boil down to guns equal bad.
02:08:33.000 Oh, for sure.
02:08:34.000 It's like, I don't have them.
02:08:37.000 And I can't understand why someone would.
02:08:40.000 But, therefore, I don't know why you would.
02:08:44.000 But at the same time, we're sitting here with a drink.
02:08:48.000 But at the same time, you look at alcohol, and one could make a very cogent argument about the overall destructiveness of abused alcohol.
02:08:58.000 For sure.
02:08:59.000 But people, I don't hear a lot of people talking about prohibition.
02:09:03.000 No.
02:09:04.000 No, I had this conversation with Dan Crenshaw.
02:09:06.000 I don't drink and drive.
02:09:08.000 Dan Crenshaw was a congressman.
02:09:09.000 He's not for legalized marijuana.
02:09:12.000 But he likes scotch.
02:09:13.000 So we had this weird conversation.
02:09:14.000 I'm like, come on, man.
02:09:15.000 Stop.
02:09:17.000 And we're standing in front of an ashtray filled with blunts.
02:09:20.000 I'm like, come on.
02:09:21.000 And this idea that if you're a marijuana smoker, that somehow or another you're lazy.
02:09:25.000 Work out with me.
02:09:27.000 Come get up with me.
02:09:28.000 Just stop.
02:09:29.000 Just stop that nonsense.
02:09:30.000 I would like to tackle this with you.
02:09:34.000 Because I have questions.
02:09:37.000 About?
02:09:37.000 Yeah, about that.
02:09:38.000 Being lazy, being a weed smoker.
02:09:40.000 Weed smoking makes me work harder because it makes me paranoid.
02:09:44.000 I don't want to be lazy.
02:09:45.000 I want to earn my keep.
02:09:47.000 I don't want people to ever think that I'm slacking.
02:09:50.000 I love it.
02:09:51.000 That's great.
02:09:51.000 That's how I think about comedy.
02:09:52.000 When I smoke pot, I think about comedy.
02:09:55.000 I'm like, I better That's good that you get so paranoid and the paranoia is that you don't work hard enough.
02:10:01.000 100%.
02:10:01.000 It's all of it.
02:10:02.000 All of it is what I don't deserve.
02:10:04.000 My wife gets where she thinks not that she's going to pee her pants, but that she has peed her pants.
02:10:13.000 That's the most innocuous concern when it comes to alcohol or marijuana ever.
02:10:19.000 That's a great one.
02:10:20.000 I wish I only had that one.
02:10:21.000 That would make it so easy to live with.
02:10:23.000 But mine aids productivity.
02:10:25.000 My fears aid productivity, whether it's exercise, whether it's doing stand-up.
02:10:32.000 Stand-up is a big one.
02:10:33.000 Because you don't want to suck.
02:10:34.000 You just don't want to suck.
02:10:36.000 You don't want anybody to pay money and have a bad time.
02:10:39.000 That is the worst feeling in the history of the world.
02:10:41.000 Well, I'm going to go see it tonight.
02:10:42.000 Yes.
02:10:42.000 If you suck, I'm going to fucking be like, boo.
02:10:45.000 I'm working hard, dude.
02:10:46.000 I might heckle you, but I've seen people heckle you and it doesn't work well.
02:10:50.000 They don't come out on top.
02:10:51.000 It's not a smart move because you're interrupting a show for your own idea.
02:10:56.000 And people are already rooting for the guy on stage.
02:10:58.000 Because when people heckle you, it doesn't work out well for them.
02:11:00.000 Well, occasionally people are rooting for the heckler, if the heckler has a good point.
02:11:04.000 Look, people have heckled me and said hilarious shit and I'll laugh along with them.
02:11:09.000 It's like, as long as we're not filming anything, the real problem is people that want to heckle when you're filming.
02:11:14.000 You know, like, you're filming something, like, don't heckle.
02:11:16.000 Yeah, dude, you're funny, but you're not funny.
02:11:19.000 Not for, like, posterity.
02:11:20.000 It's alcohol.
02:11:21.000 It's all alcohol.
02:11:22.000 So, like, you get a couple of drinks, and you're like, I got some funny shit to say, too.
02:11:26.000 By God, you're not the only funny one.
02:11:29.000 This bald man up here telling me what's funny, I know what's funny.
02:11:34.000 That's funny.
02:11:35.000 And I'm not.
02:11:35.000 And sometimes people have good points.
02:11:37.000 But that's the beauty of live performances.
02:11:39.000 You live in this world where from ready, start.
02:11:43.000 Who knows what's going to happen?
02:11:44.000 You press start and this thing goes off on its own little journey.
02:11:48.000 And you have this idea of the way you're going to steer it.
02:11:50.000 And you're bringing up subjects and you're making people laugh.
02:11:53.000 But anything can happen.
02:11:55.000 Anything can happen.
02:11:56.000 Dude, when I saw you last, I saw you in Seattle and...
02:12:02.000 You know, I want to say this, but people destroyed this by saying it.
02:12:07.000 We laughed.
02:12:08.000 My wife and I laughed so much.
02:12:10.000 I wish no one had ever pointed this out, because people are going to be like, oh, it hurt my stomach.
02:12:17.000 It hurt my stomach.
02:12:18.000 I laugh so much, it hurt.
02:12:19.000 I laugh so much, I cried.
02:12:20.000 Like, ah, shut up.
02:12:21.000 But like, we laugh so much, my stomach hurt.
02:12:24.000 My stomach muscles hurt.
02:12:25.000 That's as good as a person could ever get.
02:12:27.000 Yeah, that's the best compliment.
02:12:30.000 Literally, I had like stomach.
02:12:33.000 Afterward, we were talking about our stomach muscles like we're doing ab.
02:12:36.000 It was like we had been doing a bunch of crunches.
02:12:39.000 Comedy is a crazy art form, man.
02:12:41.000 It's a crazy art form.
02:12:42.000 It was a beautiful, it was like, because we're like in the mix of it, man.
02:12:46.000 We have three kids that are under 10. It's hard.
02:12:49.000 Everything's hard.
02:12:50.000 And we went to see you, and it was just like, we went to see you, we watched your shit, and it was just for, you know, for this like glorious whatever, I don't know, 60 minutes, 45 minutes.
02:13:04.000 It was just like two people.
02:13:07.000 Like fucking like having fun.
02:13:10.000 That's the best thing about comedy.
02:13:12.000 It's really nice and laughing at stuff that we thought what makes it especially fun and especially Cathartic.
02:13:22.000 Because we're laughing about stuff that we felt like we're not supposed to laugh about.
02:13:26.000 Yeah.
02:13:27.000 But you have this moment, you have this epiphany, you're like, oh, you know what, though?
02:13:31.000 But it is funny.
02:13:32.000 It is funny, and it's okay, because you're with 3,000 other people and everyone's drunk.
02:13:37.000 Yeah, you're like, oh, we're all on the same page.
02:13:40.000 But it is funny.
02:13:41.000 Yeah, but also that you can be a good person and laugh at things that are ridiculous and that you probably shouldn't be laughing at.
02:13:48.000 These things are possible.
02:13:50.000 No, we loved it.
02:13:51.000 That is the art form of comedy.
02:13:54.000 My favorite kind of comedy.
02:13:55.000 My favorite kind of comedy is fucked up.
02:13:57.000 I mean, I love all kinds of comedy.
02:14:00.000 If somebody is like a Jerry Seinfeld, you ever notice?
02:14:02.000 That's great to me.
02:14:03.000 He's an artist.
02:14:04.000 He figures out a way to craft these things you can take your kids to or your grandma.
02:14:10.000 But I'm a Joey Diaz fan.
02:14:11.000 I like Kenison.
02:14:13.000 I like Pryor.
02:14:15.000 I like that kind of comedy.
02:14:16.000 I've told you this before, and I've told your listeners this before, and I'll have to excuse me.
02:14:20.000 Then I don't mean to wrap your own show, but I gotta go.
02:14:26.000 I felt like you didn't like it when I said it before.
02:14:28.000 But your comedy comes from a position...
02:14:32.000 I think you didn't like this because it sounds...
02:14:35.000 You're modest.
02:14:37.000 How do you know if I liked it?
02:14:38.000 But your body language.
02:14:41.000 Your comedy comes from a position of strength.
02:14:46.000 So much comedy comes from a position of self-loathing, which self-loathing is funny.
02:14:50.000 I can't get it up.
02:14:51.000 I can't please my girlfriend.
02:14:53.000 I'm a horrible husband.
02:14:55.000 It comes from self-loathing.
02:14:58.000 But to have someone come at comedy from a position of strength is unusual because the formula is that it's self-deprecating.
02:15:08.000 I'm so pathetic.
02:15:10.000 Right.
02:15:12.000 But to have comedy coming from an individual who isn't mired in self-loathing.
02:15:21.000 Is a really fresh angle.
02:15:22.000 And I feel like I brought this up to you before, and you seem to not dig it.
02:15:28.000 I probably just didn't want to talk about myself.
02:15:30.000 I just didn't want to talk about comedy.
02:15:32.000 Because you come from a position of strength.
02:15:34.000 Yeah, it's like, eh, it's fine.
02:15:36.000 It's just jokes.
02:15:37.000 If you came from a position of self-loathing, you would have luxuriated in the compliment.
02:15:41.000 Right, probably.
02:15:42.000 Like, well, thank you.
02:15:43.000 Wow, I never thought about that way.
02:15:45.000 I guess I'm okay.
02:15:46.000 Yeah, I guess I'm okay.
02:15:48.000 Yeah, so there's a compliment for you.
02:15:50.000 It's tricky business.
02:15:51.000 You gotta go.
02:15:53.000 You're filming some shit with Brian Count today?
02:15:54.000 Yeah.
02:15:55.000 When are we getting together?
02:15:56.000 What are we doing?
02:15:57.000 Come on, man.
02:15:57.000 It's been a long time.
02:15:58.000 I know.
02:15:59.000 When was the last time we hunted?
02:16:00.000 Was it turkey hunting or was it Alaska?
02:16:03.000 Turkey, but if you remember, I proposed to you not long ago, I was asking you about your availability to hunt elk in September, but it kind of petered out.
02:16:09.000 Yeah, I have two hunts.
02:16:12.000 See, that's the thing about having kids and a family and everything like that.
02:16:15.000 But what I would like most is to bring you and your family up to my fish shack for a few days.
02:16:20.000 Let's do it!
02:16:21.000 Because I think our children...
02:16:22.000 Let's do that.
02:16:23.000 Our kids like kids.
02:16:25.000 Yeah, let's do that.
02:16:26.000 Let's do that.
02:16:27.000 I'm into that.
02:16:28.000 And like I said, my youngest fucking loves fishing.
02:16:30.000 We'll have a great time.
02:16:32.000 It'll be good.
02:16:33.000 Steve Rinella, ladies and gentlemen.
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02:16:45.000 You guys are doing live podcasts everywhere, which I enjoy as well.
02:16:47.000 Great.
02:16:48.000 Thank you.
02:16:48.000 Bye, everybody.