The Joe Rogan Experience - September 19, 2019


Joe Rogan Experience #1354 - The Black Keys


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 13 minutes

Words per Minute

184.76445

Word Count

35,755

Sentence Count

3,506

Misogynist Sentences

43

Hate Speech Sentences

26


Summary

On this episode of the podcast, the brother and sister duo of the sit down with their good friend and podcast co-host, John Rocha. They discuss everything from Dr. Phil to OJ Simpson, and everything in between. They also discuss the latest in sports and pop culture, including the recent death of Kobe Bryant and his impact on the way people think about him. And of course, they talk about baseball. Don't miss it! The Podcast is brought to you by SeatGeek. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Art: Mackenzie Moore Music: Hayden Coplen Editor: Will Witwer Logo by Courtney DeKorte Theme by Mavus White Music: Jeff Kaale (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 45, 47, 44, 46, 45 , 47, 47 , 48, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 56, 57, 54, 51 , 56, 58, , , 58, 59, , 60, 1, 61, 61, 1, 1 , 1 , 1 , 2 , 1, 2 , 3, 3 , 1 , 3 , 4, 4 , 4 , 5, 5 , 5 , 6, 6 , 6 , 7, 7 , 8, 8 , 9, 8 , 8 & 9, 9 , 8 , 9 , 10, 9, 8, 7, & 8, 10 We're moving, we're moving! We'll see you in person! we'll see ya soon! -Jon & Jon & Jon - Jon & Matt ( ) Thanks Jon & Mike & Matt ( ) - (2, 6 (3, 6) (7, 8) & 6, 5, 6 and 7 (9, 4, 2, 9)


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Boom!
00:00:02.000 And we're moving.
00:00:03.000 We're moving, gentlemen.
00:00:04.000 All right.
00:00:05.000 Good to see you.
00:00:05.000 We're moving.
00:00:06.000 Thanks for being here.
00:00:06.000 Thanks for having us.
00:00:07.000 I'm a gigantic fan.
00:00:08.000 We're fans of yours.
00:00:09.000 You already know that, but now I get to tell you in person.
00:00:12.000 I'm a big fan of yours, man.
00:00:13.000 Well, thanks.
00:00:14.000 You've become my, we were just saying on the way here, you've become my late night television.
00:00:19.000 I don't watch, I don't watch like, you know, Jimmy Fallon or anything.
00:00:24.000 I put on your podcast on YouTube.
00:00:28.000 Just watch it.
00:00:29.000 Just blew his fucking mind.
00:00:30.000 Look at it.
00:00:30.000 Thank you.
00:00:31.000 But you're also like my Oprah.
00:00:33.000 And I was thinking, you need a whole cast.
00:00:36.000 You need like a Gayle King.
00:00:37.000 I do.
00:00:38.000 I'm willing to be your Dr. Phil.
00:00:40.000 Ooh.
00:00:40.000 Yeah.
00:00:40.000 I need a science advisor.
00:00:42.000 I definitely need a real on-staff scientist to check things.
00:00:46.000 Like Dr. Oz?
00:00:48.000 No, he's not real.
00:00:49.000 And that's what I'm saying.
00:00:50.000 You need the...
00:00:51.000 No, I need a real one.
00:00:52.000 Okay.
00:00:52.000 Okay.
00:00:52.000 Like, Dr. Oz, he got in trouble for selling horse shit, right?
00:00:56.000 Didn't he get brought in front of Congress?
00:00:57.000 I assumed all these people were kind of unqualified for their...
00:01:00.000 Well, Dr. Phil's actually a really good guy.
00:01:03.000 He's actually a real good guy.
00:01:04.000 I like one of those TV judge bailiff cops that stands in front of the judge just got arrested for murder.
00:01:12.000 No!
00:01:13.000 Really?
00:01:14.000 Yeah.
00:01:15.000 Dude, that's my favorite of all the kind of reality shows.
00:01:19.000 It's like the Judge Judy bailiff character.
00:01:22.000 Like, the guy's like, that's right, judge.
00:01:24.000 That's right, judge.
00:01:26.000 Do you think he's like a DEA agent that eventually wants to try coke?
00:01:31.000 What, the bailiff?
00:01:32.000 Yeah, he's probably a real bailiff, right?
00:01:35.000 So he's probably around so many goddamn criminals.
00:01:37.000 Man, I don't think that they're real bailiffs.
00:01:39.000 I haven't got that.
00:01:40.000 He's a fake bailiff?
00:01:41.000 I just assumed it's Hollywood, man.
00:01:44.000 True.
00:01:45.000 It looks like the same outfit from Night Court.
00:01:47.000 It's not a complicated gig.
00:01:48.000 You could just hire an actual cop.
00:01:51.000 That way you're doubly protected.
00:01:53.000 You have a real cop that's standing there.
00:01:55.000 Yeah, really doing it.
00:01:57.000 I'm sure they can do that gig.
00:01:59.000 Just find a guy who's nice.
00:02:00.000 I think that's a much higher paying gig than a cop.
00:02:04.000 Give a cop a break.
00:02:06.000 With that type of money comes corruption.
00:02:10.000 That's true.
00:02:12.000 That's right.
00:02:12.000 That's where it gets ugly.
00:02:13.000 All the other cops get mad at him.
00:02:15.000 They set him up.
00:02:16.000 Yeah.
00:02:16.000 They plant a gun on him.
00:02:18.000 Plant some drugs.
00:02:19.000 Maybe that's what happened to this dude.
00:02:20.000 This guy you're talking about.
00:02:22.000 This dude got set up.
00:02:24.000 All the cops are like, this motherfucker got $150,000 a year job.
00:02:28.000 Put the fucking gun on him.
00:02:30.000 Have you guys been paying attention to OJ on Twitter?
00:02:33.000 No.
00:02:34.000 What's he doing?
00:02:35.000 It's one of the strangest things ever.
00:02:37.000 He's just talking on Twitter.
00:02:38.000 Just talking about football and politics.
00:02:41.000 And the comments are just the most ridiculous shit.
00:02:45.000 Everything you would expect.
00:02:46.000 I'm sure he can't read them.
00:02:47.000 The comments are just filled with murder jokes.
00:02:51.000 Yeah.
00:02:52.000 Really?
00:02:52.000 No, not his comments.
00:02:54.000 His comments, like under his thing.
00:02:56.000 He says his thing, and under all the people that comment on his post, it's all just murder jokes.
00:03:01.000 As long as he's not making murder jokes, I guess.
00:03:03.000 No.
00:03:04.000 My friend has the largest O.J. Simpson t-shirt collection of the free O.J. juices loose in the world.
00:03:12.000 And he had an exhibit here in L.A. a year ago at a museum.
00:03:16.000 Like 150 shirts.
00:03:18.000 Pretty amazing.
00:03:20.000 But you know who I like to follow on Twitter?
00:03:22.000 We were talking about it earlier, I don't really look at Twitter that much, but I do like Jose Canseco a lot on Twitter.
00:03:27.000 Do you?
00:03:28.000 Yeah.
00:03:28.000 What is he talking about?
00:03:29.000 It's just crazy.
00:03:30.000 It's just extra crazy.
00:03:31.000 He was offering, for $2,000, you could spend the night in a tent with him and look for Bigfoot.
00:03:38.000 What?
00:03:40.000 Oh my God.
00:03:41.000 Yeah.
00:03:43.000 It started with him when he shot his finger off and then it fell off.
00:03:46.000 He was tweeting about that.
00:03:47.000 That's what piqued my interest.
00:03:49.000 When I was 19 years old, I worked at a place called the Boston Athletic Club, and Jose Canseco and some other baseball players walked in.
00:03:55.000 It's amazing how big he was.
00:03:58.000 He was huge, like a huge person.
00:04:00.000 Huge.
00:04:01.000 Like a just gigantic man.
00:04:02.000 You know, so handsome.
00:04:04.000 Looked like a professional wrestler.
00:04:05.000 Looked like a fake person.
00:04:07.000 Yeah.
00:04:07.000 Really didn't even look like a real person.
00:04:09.000 Just a giant, handsome super athlete.
00:04:11.000 Came into lift weights.
00:04:12.000 I'm like, huh.
00:04:13.000 How fucking weird.
00:04:15.000 He's one of only four people, I think, that has 40 home runs and 40 steals in a season.
00:04:21.000 I mean, he was on steroids, I think.
00:04:23.000 Oh, he's looking for Bigfoot.
00:04:24.000 He really is.
00:04:25.000 He said, I am a Bigfoot expert, and the most famous Bigfoot picture or video ever taken was a costume.
00:04:32.000 The individual wearing the costume was none other than Andre the Giant.
00:04:35.000 Check it out.
00:04:35.000 I don't think that's true.
00:04:37.000 I think that's pre-Andre the Giant's career, in fact.
00:04:40.000 That picture was from the 60s.
00:04:42.000 That's the Patterson-Gimlin footage.
00:04:44.000 Well, Andre the Giant was alive, though.
00:04:46.000 Are you saying Jose Canseco doesn't know what he's talking about?
00:04:49.000 I'm going to go out on a limb.
00:04:50.000 He's incorrect here.
00:04:52.000 Have you seen what Andre the Giant could drink in an average flight?
00:04:55.000 Oh, yeah.
00:04:55.000 It's incredible.
00:04:57.000 Yeah, we had Jake the Snake on.
00:04:58.000 Jake the Snake used to drive him, and he had amazing stories about driving Andre the Giant.
00:05:03.000 Jake the Snake was your designated driver.
00:05:05.000 He would drink literally 24 beers in a half hour.
00:05:09.000 His hands were so enormous that the beer didn't even look real.
00:05:14.000 They looked like minibar beers.
00:05:16.000 His hand just covers everything.
00:05:18.000 Oh, God.
00:05:19.000 He was so huge.
00:05:21.000 But when I saw a guy like Jose Canseco, I'm like, well, there's no fairness in this world.
00:05:25.000 There's no fairness?
00:05:27.000 How are me and that guy the same species?
00:05:29.000 There's no fairness in this world?
00:05:31.000 Well, good.
00:05:32.000 Interesting.
00:05:33.000 You learned early.
00:05:34.000 Yeah, it's a good lesson to learn.
00:05:35.000 It's a good lesson.
00:05:37.000 Yeah, it's like the first time you really get dunked on pretty hard.
00:05:41.000 That can happen to you too, bitch.
00:05:43.000 I think it's important to kind of be reminded of your position in society, in the world.
00:05:48.000 When I was 10 or 11, I was getting driven home from a Little League game by my dad, who's one of the sweetest guys ever.
00:05:57.000 Right?
00:05:57.000 And we're listening to the Indians game, and this new shortstop, who at the time was terrible, named Jay Bell, like, dropped the ball.
00:06:05.000 And I was like, Dad, I bet you I'm a better shortstop than Jay Bell.
00:06:08.000 And my dad stopped the car.
00:06:11.000 He was like, Patrick, I love you so much, but you're 11, and there's no possible way you're better.
00:06:16.000 There's only, like, 50 professional shortstops, and there's no way.
00:06:20.000 And then that's it.
00:06:21.000 I just was like, oh, my God.
00:06:23.000 But I realized at that moment, I was like...
00:06:25.000 Man, my dad's never gonna bullshit me.
00:06:27.000 That's kind of cool.
00:06:28.000 That's very cool.
00:06:31.000 Yeah, you don't need to be bullshitted.
00:06:33.000 That's the problem with a lot of kids today.
00:06:35.000 They've been bullshitted their whole life.
00:06:36.000 They're like, oh yeah, you're the best.
00:06:38.000 You're the best, son.
00:06:39.000 You are better than him.
00:06:41.000 You just need to go and take that job.
00:06:43.000 It's yours.
00:06:44.000 Well, there's a lot of wacky people, too, that are living through their kids.
00:06:47.000 You know, they're like...
00:06:48.000 All their expectations of success have now been turned on their progeny.
00:06:52.000 Oh, yeah.
00:06:53.000 You know, they have this thing.
00:06:54.000 They just want their kids to kick ass and go out there and fucking kick ass.
00:06:57.000 Oh, my God.
00:06:58.000 You know?
00:06:59.000 It's like, ooh, slow down.
00:07:01.000 Yeah.
00:07:03.000 It's hard.
00:07:04.000 Fine line.
00:07:05.000 Yeah.
00:07:06.000 How do we get...
00:07:06.000 Oh, Jose Canseco's Twitter.
00:07:08.000 It's crazy, huh?
00:07:09.000 It's crazy.
00:07:10.000 It's a wild dude.
00:07:11.000 Wild man.
00:07:13.000 I mean, it's cool that a guy that...
00:07:15.000 I mean, his life story is incredible.
00:07:17.000 You haven't had him on, I'm guessing.
00:07:18.000 No.
00:07:18.000 You should have him on.
00:07:19.000 Oh, my God.
00:07:20.000 That would be great.
00:07:21.000 Bash Brothers.
00:07:23.000 Yeah.
00:07:23.000 Have him just tell exclusively Bash Brothers stories.
00:07:27.000 People are always going to be mad at him forever because of the steroids thing, right?
00:07:31.000 Because he told on those other guys that were doing it.
00:07:33.000 His other Bash Brother was found out, right?
00:07:36.000 Mark McGuire.
00:07:39.000 I don't know, man.
00:07:41.000 I don't know much about the...
00:07:43.000 I mean, I know the difference between doping and steroids or whatever.
00:07:47.000 But I kind of feel like if you're...
00:07:48.000 I don't know about steroids necessarily, but...
00:07:51.000 If you're riding a bike across France and, like...
00:07:56.000 I don't know.
00:07:56.000 I feel like you should dope a little bit.
00:08:00.000 I'm not doing it.
00:08:01.000 Someone needs to do it.
00:08:02.000 Well, doctors have actually said it's probably physically safer to take the steroids if you're going to do something like Tour de France.
00:08:09.000 Because it's so insanely grueling on your body that you want to be able to recover.
00:08:13.000 Mm-hmm.
00:08:14.000 But we have this weird thing.
00:08:15.000 It's like there's a thing that makes your body work better, but you're not supposed to take it.
00:08:19.000 If you take it, we get mad at you.
00:08:20.000 But we want you to do good.
00:08:21.000 We want you to do your best.
00:08:23.000 But we don't want you to take this thing.
00:08:24.000 You could drink yourself to death.
00:08:26.000 We're never going to stop that.
00:08:27.000 But we don't want you taking steroids because then you'd be too big and you'd hit too many balls.
00:08:31.000 Like, what?
00:08:33.000 How come you can't do whatever the fuck you want?
00:08:35.000 It's either everybody or nobody.
00:08:37.000 It's the cheating thing.
00:08:38.000 The thing is, it affects kids.
00:08:40.000 That's where it gets dangerous.
00:08:42.000 If you find out, oh my god, these guys just openly do steroids and they tell you what they do...
00:08:47.000 Yeah, then middle schoolers will be doing it.
00:08:49.000 Yes.
00:08:50.000 That's the real fear.
00:08:53.000 Because that would happen.
00:08:55.000 Because there's middle schoolers that are professionally competitive all over this country.
00:08:59.000 Kids in high school do steroids.
00:09:01.000 I mean, also, you do a bunch...
00:09:04.000 I know somebody that did a bunch of steroids and...
00:09:06.000 He was describing to me the process of...
00:09:09.000 He literally was doing it.
00:09:10.000 He wanted to get big, you know?
00:09:12.000 And I was like, so what do you do when you're big?
00:09:16.000 He's like, well, you've got to start taking these estrogen blockers and all this stuff.
00:09:21.000 I was like, what the fuck?
00:09:22.000 He's like, yeah, if you don't take, your body stops making testosterone.
00:09:26.000 And I was like, what the fuck?
00:09:27.000 I was like, well, that's...
00:09:29.000 I mean, this is probably a controversial statement, but I was like...
00:09:32.000 Well, Bruce Jenner said that he, like, did stairways for breakfast.
00:09:37.000 I mean, do you think that, like, depleted his testosterone?
00:09:43.000 I don't think they believe that there's a connection between gender identity and testosterone levels.
00:09:51.000 I think they think it's a wiring issue, for lack of a better term.
00:09:55.000 But there is always a thing that happens to people.
00:09:57.000 If you take steroids, your body has this inability to make its natural hormones, and so you get depressed.
00:10:04.000 It's like a depression time, and it can be really funky for a lot of athletes.
00:10:08.000 Is that where like Jose Canseco's out there looking for Bigfoot?
00:10:11.000 Could be.
00:10:11.000 Is it because he just needs to clear his head?
00:10:14.000 Could be.
00:10:15.000 He also had some MMA fights.
00:10:16.000 He might have got his brains knocked loose.
00:10:18.000 Like he had one MMA fight against this fucking big giant dude.
00:10:23.000 What was his name?
00:10:25.000 Yeah, that was early MMA. No, it was after his whole career thing had gone.
00:10:30.000 He had a fight.
00:10:32.000 Was it Hongman Choi?
00:10:34.000 It was Hongman Choi.
00:10:35.000 Hongman Choi is huge.
00:10:37.000 So him just to accept this fight is crazy.
00:10:40.000 Let me see what that is.
00:10:42.000 Hong Man Choi is like literally seven feet tall.
00:10:46.000 Jose Canseco is an enormous guy.
00:10:48.000 I recognize him from movies.
00:10:49.000 He's not enormous compared to Hong Man Choi.
00:10:52.000 And Hong Man Choi was a professional MMA fighter.
00:10:55.000 He fought some really, really tough guys in Japan.
00:10:59.000 So it was a total, complete mismatch, but he needed the cheddar, so he stepped in.
00:11:05.000 Look at the size of Choi, bro.
00:11:06.000 That looks like when you have a real G.I. Joe guy and then the generic G.I. Joe guy.
00:11:10.000 It looks like he fucking found Bigfoot.
00:11:13.000 And even though Canseco is still a fucking gorilla, I mean, he's a stout man.
00:11:19.000 Super powerful, gigantic man.
00:11:21.000 But that just shows you how big Hongman Choi is.
00:11:24.000 He got pummeled.
00:11:26.000 I think he blew his knee out, if I remember correctly.
00:11:29.000 I think he threw a kick, and he blew his knee out, and then Hong Man Choi pounded him into oblivion.
00:11:34.000 Danny Bonaduce, too?
00:11:36.000 Yeah, it was.
00:11:37.000 Oh, no, did he really?
00:11:38.000 I just saw a picture of him standing together in the ring.
00:11:41.000 Oh, my God.
00:11:41.000 He's so much bigger than Danny Bonaduce.
00:11:43.000 He's a really huge guy.
00:11:45.000 Right there.
00:11:46.000 Is that there?
00:11:48.000 Oh, my God, he did.
00:11:49.000 Danny Bonaduce is crazy.
00:11:50.000 Jesus.
00:11:52.000 Well, his head looks like it's been Photoshopped on.
00:11:55.000 But wait a minute, wasn't that Ken Seiko's brother?
00:11:57.000 Wasn't that his brother posing as him?
00:11:59.000 He's super tatted up.
00:12:00.000 No, no, he's not, though.
00:12:01.000 He posed as him?
00:12:03.000 Yeah, but I mean, no, he's not even.
00:12:05.000 That's one of those shirts that you put on.
00:12:08.000 It's like a rash guard, but it's got tattoos on it.
00:12:12.000 And it looks like you're tattooed up.
00:12:14.000 I wish our brothers would start posing as us.
00:12:16.000 I don't think that that was Canseco.
00:12:18.000 I think it was Canseco's brother.
00:12:20.000 I think it was found out later.
00:12:22.000 Is it like how Gallagher has Gallagher's brother?
00:12:25.000 We were talking about that Gallagher too.
00:12:27.000 Look at that guy.
00:12:28.000 That's not Canseco.
00:12:30.000 His name isn't mentioned in the article.
00:12:32.000 Danny Ayo.
00:12:34.000 I mean, he's still a big, giant dude, too.
00:12:37.000 The only way the story could get published is with that resolution of photo.
00:12:41.000 Like, eight pixels.
00:12:46.000 Dude, isn't that crazy?
00:12:48.000 I don't know if you look at Facebook or if you have it, but...
00:12:51.000 I do have it.
00:12:52.000 I keep up with my high school friends and my parents' friends and stuff, and...
00:12:56.000 The amount of stuff I see retweeted or reposted from the left and the right is just so crazy, man.
00:13:03.000 These weird fake websites with the most outrageous.
00:13:06.000 And you can tell, like, you know, most people know it's fake because they're like one like and everyone's just afraid to acknowledge to the person.
00:13:12.000 Like your uncle, like, man, that...
00:13:14.000 What is that?
00:13:16.000 That's not really Jose Canseco, man.
00:13:19.000 Well, how about those, you won't believe what she looks like now websites?
00:13:24.000 You know, it's on like CNN. You go down the bottom of CNN. Dude, that's my Instagram.
00:13:28.000 I scroll back a couple years.
00:13:29.000 I'm like, what the fuck happened to me?
00:13:33.000 I'm like, I fucking quit smoking.
00:13:36.000 I gained like 35 pounds.
00:13:37.000 I went gray.
00:13:38.000 I'm like, fuck, man.
00:13:40.000 How much does smoking affect the way you feel?
00:13:42.000 Not smoking is, I feel amazing, but it was a weird addiction I had.
00:13:50.000 Heavy addiction.
00:13:51.000 How many cigarettes were you smoking a day?
00:13:52.000 A lot, man.
00:13:54.000 Like, two packs, easy.
00:13:56.000 Whoa!
00:13:57.000 For like 18, 19 years.
00:13:59.000 Woo!
00:14:00.000 That's a lot!
00:14:01.000 I know, but I had a baby coming and I just set a date.
00:14:07.000 No books, no anything, no pills.
00:14:11.000 I set a date and I bought a 12-pack of beer and four packs of cigarettes and went into my studio and just smoked every cigarette and drank every beer and just felt like shit on purpose knowing that I wouldn't want a cigarette and I never smoked a cigarette.
00:14:28.000 Wow.
00:14:29.000 But I did gain a lot of weight.
00:14:30.000 I mean, chicken parmesan tastes a lot better when you're not smoking cigarettes.
00:14:35.000 It's like, you know, I don't know, you have kids.
00:14:37.000 I had my first kid last year and you end up, you go through that, you know, I think most people go through it and you just realize like, oh shit, like I'm almost, I'm 39, I gotta stick around for this kid and cut the bullshit.
00:14:51.000 So...
00:14:51.000 That's what motivated me to do it.
00:14:54.000 It really affects your taste buds, huh?
00:14:56.000 I think it affects your metabolism a lot.
00:14:59.000 It makes you speedy, right?
00:15:01.000 It makes you speedy.
00:15:03.000 It just satiates your appetite.
00:15:06.000 I eat normal meals now, and I just gain weight.
00:15:11.000 But before I realized, I was just barely eating food.
00:15:13.000 My friend Tony smokes, and he went down to the Juul, then he quit that totally, Tony Hinchcliffe.
00:15:20.000 And he would smoke cigarettes before a show.
00:15:23.000 I go, give me one of those things.
00:15:24.000 I go, what does that do for you?
00:15:25.000 I go, give me one of those things.
00:15:26.000 And I lit it, and I hadn't smoked a cigarette in more than a decade.
00:15:31.000 And the last time I did it, I did it for like a play.
00:15:34.000 I couldn't believe how high I got.
00:15:37.000 I'm like, oh my god, this gets you so high.
00:15:40.000 Like, it's crazy.
00:15:41.000 Well, yeah, but it does the first couple.
00:15:43.000 You chase the dragon.
00:15:44.000 Once you're back in there, you're not getting that effect.
00:15:47.000 But it is amazing.
00:15:48.000 Like, on its own, the hit that you get from a cigarette, I'm like, holy shit, I feel great.
00:15:54.000 Well, I do.
00:15:55.000 I feel like every once in a while, it'll be in a situation where I'm like, oh man, I actually really do...
00:16:03.000 Want a cigarette, but instantly I'm like, that will mean for me buying a whole pack, being right back on it.
00:16:11.000 Although I was like, well maybe I'll give myself one weekend a year and just torture myself and allow myself to look forward to that one weekend a year, smoke some cigarettes.
00:16:21.000 If you can make that kind of a deal with yourself, I think that's possible.
00:16:24.000 I think I'm capable of it because I do have pretty good willpower.
00:16:27.000 I mean, I was able to quit.
00:16:29.000 The people that would be like addiction specialists would tell you that you're fooling yourself.
00:16:33.000 You're fooling yourself, buddy.
00:16:34.000 If I try to pretend, I'm an addiction specialist.
00:16:37.000 Come on.
00:16:38.000 You don't need it.
00:16:40.000 You've gone without this lung.
00:16:42.000 Look how great everything is.
00:16:43.000 I know.
00:16:44.000 Why do you want to go back to it?
00:16:45.000 Why do you want to open up the door?
00:16:46.000 But then I would open up the door to this whole thing like, why do you need anything?
00:16:50.000 That's a good point.
00:16:50.000 I mean, and then it's like, it's because it's fun, and if I could do it for one weekend, it'd be less harmful than every day.
00:16:58.000 Yeah.
00:16:59.000 I mean, everybody has addictions.
00:17:00.000 Everyone's full of addictions.
00:17:02.000 Whatever it is, like, I'm addicted to sleep.
00:17:03.000 I think that's my biggest addiction.
00:17:06.000 I'm like, that was my biggest fear, really, about having a child.
00:17:09.000 Like, how am I going to sleep?
00:17:11.000 What the fuck?
00:17:12.000 You know what I mean?
00:17:13.000 Like, freaking out.
00:17:15.000 And to this day, I'm like, I get up to take my stepdaughter to school at, like, 7, and then I'm like, I come back in the house, and I just sneak back into bed.
00:17:24.000 And I try to avoid having to wake up to take care of the baby.
00:17:27.000 LAUGHTER I have excuses ready to go.
00:17:31.000 Like, I got so much to do later today.
00:17:33.000 Man, I just need a couple more hours.
00:17:35.000 That's a good thing for your body, though.
00:17:36.000 Not enough people get that.
00:17:38.000 So that's a good addiction.
00:17:39.000 You get a solid, healthy addiction.
00:17:41.000 I think if you don't get enough sleep, it's the worst thing for you.
00:17:43.000 I mean, that's when I feel the craziest.
00:17:46.000 Me too.
00:17:46.000 I feel like everything's barely keeping it together.
00:17:50.000 You know, I'm functioning at like 70%.
00:17:52.000 I know when I've reached a wall of exhaustion.
00:17:55.000 It's like when I go, I need a nap, and then I lay down, and I just have a full-on existential crisis.
00:18:00.000 I get really stressed out when I'm tired.
00:18:03.000 Yeah.
00:18:05.000 But yeah, I mean...
00:18:06.000 The cigarette one's so weird, because if you think how many people are doing it right now, listening to this, smoking a cigarette, and all of them know it's bad for them.
00:18:13.000 But everyone's just drawn to it.
00:18:17.000 It's just so weird, and it kind of represents that you're having fun.
00:18:21.000 It represents that you're, you know, you're free, doing whatever the fuck you want, smoking a cigarette, I know it's bad, shut up.
00:18:30.000 I don't know.
00:18:31.000 It's only like that once when you're like 15. And then it's never like that again.
00:18:36.000 And then it's just an addiction.
00:18:37.000 Well, I do smoke a cigar once in a while.
00:18:40.000 And I think that the thing about similar between the two, aside from nicotine, because you don't get much nicotine from a cigar.
00:18:47.000 It's not nearly the same.
00:18:48.000 Not comparable.
00:18:49.000 Not at all.
00:18:50.000 But it is like, okay, it's like, I'm telling myself and everybody around me, like, fuck off for however long I have this time to myself.
00:18:59.000 You know what I mean?
00:19:00.000 So it is like, there's that aspect to it.
00:19:04.000 And I don't know.
00:19:04.000 I mean, I think that if you marketed cigarettes right, man, you could get every motherfucker smoking because you could just say, like, it's like the new cacao nib.
00:19:11.000 It's like, this is...
00:19:12.000 They're like, Native Americans used this shit.
00:19:15.000 It's a natural antidepressant.
00:19:17.000 Get on the fucking American spirits.
00:19:18.000 This doesn't have any chemicals in it.
00:19:19.000 No chemicals.
00:19:21.000 Is there a difference as a cigarette smoker between the high you get from an American spirit or a hand-rolled cigarette versus a cool?
00:19:31.000 When you're smoking cigarettes, you're just into your brand.
00:19:34.000 I actually bought a Juul based on a recommendation from a friend years ago.
00:19:41.000 So long ago, they follow me on Twitter.
00:19:43.000 They must have looked at who was buying this shit, and I was one of the few people that was verified or something.
00:19:50.000 It was 2014 or 15. And that's when I knew that I could not be vaping.
00:19:57.000 I hate it.
00:19:59.000 A, you look like an idiot, but B, it's a temperature thing for me.
00:20:06.000 It's too hot.
00:20:07.000 It's fucking gross.
00:20:09.000 Might as well just not be smoking if you're going to smoke the Juul thing.
00:20:12.000 But it's weird because my stepdaughter, all of her friends are fascinated by the Juul specifically.
00:20:19.000 It's like an epidemic with these high school kids that want...
00:20:22.000 And I was like, that's a funny joke until you all get addicted to cigarettes because that shit's fucking real.
00:20:27.000 Well, it's also, some kids are having problems with the oils in their lungs, right?
00:20:33.000 I don't know.
00:20:34.000 Yeah, there was...
00:20:35.000 Yeah, some kids are in hospital.
00:20:36.000 I was probably for not moving around.
00:20:38.000 That's probably just from looking at their iPad all day.
00:20:41.000 I think they were saying that they'd grown some sort of infections in their lungs.
00:20:46.000 They'd damaged their lungs.
00:20:47.000 I don't know if it's true, though.
00:20:49.000 You know, it's like one of those stories that I just looked at the headline and I didn't look into it at all.
00:20:53.000 It's Facebook, one like post.
00:20:56.000 Jamie, do you know, is that legit?
00:20:58.000 Have people really experienced severe lung disease associated with vaping?
00:21:02.000 Is that real?
00:21:03.000 I think they're trying to link it.
00:21:04.000 There has been studies saying that maybe this is from it because there's some sort of chemical that's in it.
00:21:09.000 It's probably just the cigarette lobbyists trying to shut that down.
00:21:13.000 Well, it's the number that's weird.
00:21:15.000 It's like not that many.
00:21:16.000 It's like a couple.
00:21:17.000 What are they doing?
00:21:18.000 I don't know.
00:21:19.000 I don't think that the government should be regulating that kind of stuff.
00:21:22.000 I mean, they should make sure it's safe, but they shouldn't outlaw it.
00:21:26.000 I saw that California or someone...
00:21:27.000 Well, it seems easy for kids to get.
00:21:29.000 That's where it gets weird.
00:21:30.000 It's like the reason why we keep kids from cigarettes.
00:21:33.000 I don't know.
00:21:33.000 It's not fair to get them hooked on something that's that physically addictive that young when your brain is still forming.
00:21:39.000 It's like a sneaky trick.
00:21:41.000 If you can keep it away from kids at an early age.
00:21:43.000 But it makes them feel cool, man.
00:21:46.000 Well, I mean, I feel like...
00:21:48.000 I don't know.
00:21:51.000 I mean, I feel like weed wasn't that hard to get when we were in high school.
00:21:54.000 But now it must be way easier.
00:21:57.000 So I don't know.
00:21:58.000 Do you think it's easier to get weed or cigarettes if you're in high school?
00:22:02.000 In California?
00:22:03.000 Probably weed.
00:22:05.000 I know people here that when I was smoking, I'm like, oh my god, I can't believe you smoke!
00:22:10.000 And then there's smoke in a joint.
00:22:12.000 I'm like, man, fuck off.
00:22:15.000 Fuck off.
00:22:15.000 And they're driving around in their Tesla, and I'm like, that's the coolest fucking car.
00:22:19.000 But what happens when you get a 300-pound battery full of heavy metals in a dump 100 years from now?
00:22:26.000 I don't know what the fuck happens.
00:22:28.000 Who the fuck knows?
00:22:29.000 What do they do with the metals from the batteries?
00:22:32.000 They recycle them?
00:22:33.000 That's what's in the jewel.
00:22:36.000 I'm just saying, man, that the thing about the Tesla and all these electric cars is I think that they're really smart and cool, but the idea of having to filter all these rare earth minerals into one place, not much.
00:22:48.000 It's the first time that's ever happened.
00:22:50.000 It's a good argument.
00:22:52.000 It's an interesting argument.
00:22:53.000 We had a buddy who had leukemia and bone cancer, actually.
00:22:58.000 And his doctor, who wasn't a quack, I think he was at the Cleveland Clinic, was like, this is from having too many heavy metals in your system.
00:23:05.000 That's how you got this.
00:23:06.000 He's like, your heavy metals are out of control.
00:23:09.000 And the doctor said, did you grow up near a mine?
00:23:13.000 And the kid asked his parents, he's like, what's this about?
00:23:16.000 And they're like, oh yeah, we had you on a commune.
00:23:20.000 In Colorado.
00:23:21.000 We lived there for your first year of life.
00:23:23.000 In a mine?
00:23:24.000 Like in an old mine.
00:23:25.000 It was like an old mining town.
00:23:27.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:23:27.000 Yeah, and I said that's probably what it came from.
00:23:29.000 I don't know.
00:23:30.000 I don't know what I'm talking about, man.
00:23:31.000 I'm a drummer.
00:23:31.000 No, but that makes sense that you would get that from a mine.
00:23:34.000 I mean, if it gets into the air, into the atmosphere.
00:23:37.000 Well, because you're filtering the heaviest metals down.
00:23:40.000 I don't know if you've ever been to...
00:23:41.000 There's a town, what's it called?
00:23:44.000 Yeah.
00:23:45.000 Jerome, Arizona.
00:23:47.000 My wife's from Sedona.
00:23:50.000 And near there, there's this little mining town called Jerome.
00:23:52.000 It's a really cool touristy spot.
00:23:55.000 But there's this giant slag hill.
00:23:58.000 I mean, it's massive.
00:23:59.000 And it's just like all of the shit that wasn't copper or gold or silver, but was heavier and sinking to the bottom when they're looking for that stuff.
00:24:08.000 And then they throw it.
00:24:09.000 And that's the kind of...
00:24:29.000 I don't know man.
00:24:34.000 I don't know.
00:24:35.000 We'll find out.
00:24:35.000 I know a dude who had severe bone cancer because he grew up in an area that was irrigated with different pesticides.
00:24:43.000 They put pesticides down.
00:24:45.000 It got into the groundwater.
00:24:47.000 And then quite a few people in his neighborhood got cancer.
00:24:50.000 And they made a correlation.
00:24:52.000 Who knows if it's 100% what caused it.
00:24:54.000 A bunch of people got similar cancer.
00:24:56.000 That's how my grandpa died.
00:24:58.000 My grandpa was a landscaper, and he had a plastic bucket, and he would take the pesticides, and he'd fill the bucket with water, put the pesticide in, mix it with his hand every day.
00:25:07.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:25:08.000 And he died of bone cancer.
00:25:09.000 Same thing.
00:25:09.000 Oh, fuck, man.
00:25:11.000 Well, I've also heard that lung cancer, a lot of it, a lot of it is caused from, actually, the fertilizer used, which is, and when you, it's like a plummonium, the same shit they use to kill the Russian.
00:25:26.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:25:26.000 Spy, you know?
00:25:28.000 Basically, it's an isotope of lead, I think.
00:25:31.000 And if you heat it up, it becomes this isotope.
00:25:34.000 And over years of smoking, your body builds up small amounts of plutonium.
00:25:40.000 Eventually, you know, and that mixed with the carbon, the radioactive carbon isotopes of smoking.
00:25:46.000 Phew!
00:25:47.000 That's why, I mean, I think if you figure that out, I'd still be smoking if you could just get rid of those two things.
00:25:53.000 Well, if they just figure out some sort of stem cell spray, you can do it in there every day.
00:25:57.000 It heals 100% all the smoking damage.
00:26:00.000 How many people would go back to smoking?
00:26:02.000 Would it heal the brain damage?
00:26:04.000 Does smoking give you brain damage as well?
00:26:06.000 I mean, like, Jose Canseco, if he has that.
00:26:09.000 That would be cool.
00:26:10.000 They're thinking they may be someday able to regenerate tissue in the brain, but they've never been able to prove that they can do it.
00:26:18.000 It's just a theory.
00:26:19.000 They think they can regenerate disc tissue, too, and I know they're doing studies on that, like the spongy stuff in between your spinal column.
00:26:26.000 They think they can regenerate that stuff with stem cells, but there's no proof yet.
00:26:31.000 But it's exciting stuff.
00:26:33.000 I mean, it's exciting.
00:26:34.000 I personally prefer to ignore all medical stuff because it freaks me out.
00:26:39.000 I went to the doctor to get a physical for the first time.
00:26:44.000 And it was just based on me.
00:26:44.000 I quit smoking.
00:26:45.000 I've gained some weight.
00:26:46.000 Let me just figure out where I'm at.
00:26:48.000 And we also needed one for our tour.
00:26:50.000 Insurance.
00:26:50.000 Yeah, we had to do physical.
00:26:51.000 For insurance.
00:26:52.000 And I went like, what's up with this?
00:26:54.000 How's my heart look?
00:26:55.000 And the woman, literally the woman that was beating my heart, like, I can't get this other...
00:26:58.000 I think I got it right.
00:27:00.000 The EKG thing.
00:27:01.000 I was like...
00:27:02.000 So, my heart looks good.
00:27:04.000 It looks really good.
00:27:06.000 And then I did some blood work, and I'm like, yeah, it looks really good.
00:27:11.000 There's some high levels of this and that.
00:27:13.000 I was like, what's that?
00:27:15.000 We don't really know.
00:27:17.000 But just, we'll check in in a couple months.
00:27:20.000 And I was like, came back.
00:27:21.000 I'm like, yeah, I think you've just gained some weight, but we're not really sure.
00:27:25.000 Like, basically, I don't know.
00:27:26.000 I mean, I've seen medicine save people's lives before.
00:27:29.000 And then I've seen also, like, it'd be like, you know, Basically, it feels like they still don't know what the fuck is happening in your body a lot of times.
00:27:41.000 Yeah.
00:27:42.000 So it's best to probably avoid a lot of that shit.
00:27:46.000 Try to avoid getting sick.
00:27:49.000 Definitely.
00:27:50.000 If you can.
00:27:50.000 That's my medical advice.
00:27:52.000 That's solid advice.
00:27:53.000 Well, I mean, I went and they told me that I had this elevated liver enzyme.
00:27:57.000 I was like, is that from drinking beer or something?
00:27:58.000 I'm like, no, actually, it's just like, it's not even like, it would be different.
00:28:03.000 It would be the opposite.
00:28:04.000 I'm like, well, what's it from?
00:28:05.000 I'm like, I don't know.
00:28:06.000 Don't worry about it.
00:28:07.000 I went to this other guy.
00:28:09.000 He's like, oh, okay, yeah.
00:28:11.000 You've got some fat in your liver.
00:28:12.000 And I was like, is it because I gained weight?
00:28:15.000 Because that's why I'm here in the first place?
00:28:16.000 And they're like, probably that's it.
00:28:18.000 I was like, what should I do about it?
00:28:20.000 And they're like, just lose some weight if you can.
00:28:24.000 He's just like, since he got physical, he's just been laying awake at night.
00:28:27.000 I'm just like stressing out now.
00:28:29.000 I'm like, I'd be better off not getting this physical because I could have diagnosed myself of being a fat ass myself.
00:28:35.000 Like, I don't need this shit.
00:28:37.000 You know what you needed?
00:28:38.000 You needed someone who's a doctor, but also can take you several steps down the road.
00:28:43.000 This is what we're going to do.
00:28:45.000 Here's what your plan is.
00:28:46.000 Well, it's all about bedside manner, man.
00:28:47.000 It's all about that.
00:28:48.000 Because, look, I had this person be like, look, if there's something that you really need to be stressing out about, I'll let you know.
00:28:57.000 But otherwise, I'll stress out for you.
00:28:58.000 I'm like, that's not how I work.
00:29:01.000 If I know that there's one thing that...
00:29:03.000 And like, you know, someone really close to me had a really severe life-threatening episode earlier this year that was very fucking traumatic for everybody involved, including myself.
00:29:14.000 And I ended up gaining like 20 pounds in a month, basically.
00:29:19.000 15 pounds from this.
00:29:21.000 And I haven't really been able to shake it.
00:29:22.000 And that's what led me to get this physical.
00:29:24.000 But watching this thing happen to this person, who's very close to me, was like...
00:29:31.000 I was like, what?
00:29:32.000 The bedside manner was just like insanity.
00:29:35.000 Because it was the first time I'd been in a real, someone that wasn't, didn't have like a long-term illness, just like life, it's life or death.
00:29:42.000 And it was like, there was no, there was no comforting.
00:29:47.000 It was like, oh yeah, at any minute, this person could die for like five days.
00:29:55.000 I was like, is there anything you could do?
00:29:56.000 Like, mm-hmm.
00:29:58.000 No, not weird.
00:29:59.000 We've done everything.
00:30:01.000 Just, you know, just sit tight.
00:30:05.000 It was like, fuck!
00:30:07.000 Yeah, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:09.000 Do you think they have PTSD? Do you think, like, emergency room doctors have PTSD? They have to, right?
00:30:14.000 Oh, yeah.
00:30:15.000 Don't you think?
00:30:15.000 Well, the idea that this one person had to sit me down and tell me what was going on and, like, the look in this dude's eyes, it was like...
00:30:23.000 He looked freaked out.
00:30:25.000 But he wasn't calming me at all.
00:30:28.000 You know what I mean?
00:30:28.000 Right.
00:30:29.000 But he also didn't want to leave.
00:30:31.000 You know, he couldn't pretend it was going to be okay.
00:30:34.000 Can you imagine having those conversations with someone?
00:30:36.000 I can't imagine it.
00:30:37.000 Every day, multiple times?
00:30:38.000 I can't imagine it.
00:30:39.000 Yeah, people get mad at you sometimes?
00:30:42.000 No, man.
00:30:42.000 I can't imagine it.
00:30:45.000 I could never do that job.
00:30:47.000 I think we don't think of them as experiencing it traumatically because they're doctors.
00:30:52.000 We think they should be able to handle it.
00:30:54.000 But, I mean, they're also humans who are seeing dead humans.
00:30:58.000 Like, those consequences affect every one of us.
00:31:01.000 When you look at that all the time, I don't buy that you don't experience some form of, like, intense stress.
00:31:08.000 I mean, I've experienced intense stress from doing the thing I love the most, which is playing concerts.
00:31:14.000 You know what I mean?
00:31:14.000 I've experienced it firsthand, where it's like...
00:31:17.000 And that's way different.
00:31:19.000 When does it hit you?
00:31:20.000 Obviously, because I'm not telling someone their fucking loved one's about to fucking die.
00:31:27.000 Do you still feel...
00:31:29.000 Man, for me, it's all about just being in the right headspace.
00:31:33.000 Yeah.
00:31:34.000 I mean, like, when we first started playing, we would play these indie rock clubs, you know, because we come from that background, like, I guess what they would call now hipster shit or whatever.
00:31:45.000 And that was just people who liked, you know, really passionate about certain types of music that wasn't massively appreciated, you know, which is still kind of what we're into.
00:31:53.000 But because of that, most of the people that would come into our shows were, like, the high-fidelity type record store clerk.
00:31:58.000 You know, you're playing a show, and it's just like...
00:32:01.000 Arms crossed.
00:32:02.000 Afterwards, pretty good.
00:32:04.000 We'd be 22-year-old kids, and the gatekeepers were like 30, 32-year-old.
00:32:12.000 Now I would look at them as maybe being like...
00:32:18.000 You know, more supportive, but at the time it felt more like judging.
00:32:24.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:32:24.000 So if I get in the wrong headspace, then I'm out on stage and I'm like, oh man, everyone's here to judge us or something.
00:32:33.000 You know what I mean?
00:32:34.000 Like if you're looking at this big crowd, but then I ultimately do, I ultimately tell myself, I was like, the worst band of all time has probably played to more, you know, like some terrible menudo has played to more people.
00:32:47.000 You know what I mean?
00:32:47.000 Like, this isn't that many people.
00:32:49.000 Like, tonight we're playing the Wiltern.
00:32:51.000 There's like 3,000 people.
00:32:53.000 It's like, let's be honest, like, the worst stand-up comedian, like, I don't know.
00:32:58.000 I don't know, man.
00:32:59.000 Like, the fifth Jonas Brother could sell 5,000 tickets in L.A. probably.
00:33:03.000 Yeah.
00:33:04.000 So, it's less stressful.
00:33:06.000 Or Gallagher, too, could probably sell 3,000 fucking tickets in Los Angeles.
00:33:10.000 Come on.
00:33:12.000 That's how I look at it, you know?
00:33:13.000 I'm like, oh, we deserve to be here more than that personally.
00:33:16.000 We put our time in.
00:33:18.000 That's a hilarious way to look at it.
00:33:20.000 I'm serious.
00:33:21.000 Well, why would you concentrate on things that you think that suck?
00:33:24.000 Does that alleviate anxiety?
00:33:25.000 Does it actually work?
00:33:26.000 No, I read this thing that Captain Beefheart, one of our favorite musicians, said, and it was like, if you think about what you're doing, you've already lost...
00:33:34.000 The battle.
00:33:35.000 The reality is that I don't need to think about, and I know Dan doesn't, we don't need to think about what we're doing.
00:33:40.000 So because we're not thinking about what we're doing, like, the trick is to stay in the moment with the music, but I can play and not think about it, and then I start thinking, like, what's that person fucking thinking about out there?
00:33:52.000 You know what I mean?
00:33:52.000 It's like, I'm like, I got this other conversation happening here, I'm like...
00:33:56.000 This is like an intruder.
00:33:57.000 Yeah, it's like, I like, like temporary schizophrenia.
00:34:01.000 I'm like...
00:34:02.000 Like, Pat, what if you just stopped playing?
00:34:04.000 Like a devil and angel.
00:34:06.000 Yeah, there's like...
00:34:07.000 I actually remember thinking that on stage at Glastonbury, there's like 200,000 people who are close to that.
00:34:13.000 And I'm like, oh, if I just stopped playing, what would happen?
00:34:17.000 And so I'm like, maybe don't do that.
00:34:20.000 Don't do it.
00:34:21.000 Just keep going.
00:34:22.000 Yeah, Pat's story almost had a breakdown at Lollapalooza one new year.
00:34:28.000 It was intense for both of us, actually.
00:34:30.000 Because you know what it was?
00:34:31.000 I mean, you should tell a story.
00:34:33.000 I mean, I just remember it from my point of view.
00:34:37.000 I don't know.
00:34:37.000 I don't know what was going on through your head at the moment.
00:34:40.000 Five Red Bulls.
00:34:43.000 He was getting into this thing where he would be really anxious and drink a lot of Red Bull.
00:34:47.000 Oh, no.
00:34:48.000 And so we got on stage, and it was like a sea of people.
00:34:51.000 And he was on his fifth Red Bull, and his eyes were like saucers, and he was just staring at me.
00:34:59.000 And I had to talk him off the ledge, right?
00:35:02.000 I had to put my foot up on the riser and kind of lean in and kind of talk in a voice, calm voice.
00:35:09.000 Hey, man, how you doing?
00:35:11.000 Yeah.
00:35:11.000 I mean, I was just exhausted, really.
00:35:14.000 I'm like, what do you want to do?
00:35:15.000 Whatever you want to do is cool with me.
00:35:17.000 You know what?
00:35:17.000 Just let me know.
00:35:18.000 He had to calm me down.
00:35:20.000 How many Red Bulls does it take before it becomes speed?
00:35:23.000 I don't drink that shit anymore.
00:35:24.000 But, you know, I think we also have been playing these shows and it was exhausting.
00:35:28.000 Yeah, most of it had to do with our schedule.
00:35:31.000 And it was in the middle of summer.
00:35:33.000 It was hot as hell.
00:35:34.000 And I would think I was severely dehydrated.
00:35:37.000 But, I mean, I was, because we played this one show in Des Moines right around this time.
00:35:40.000 This was in 2010, right?
00:35:42.000 So this is when this happened, was at Lollapalooza 2010. And this is a festival that we had played like four times before.
00:35:51.000 So it wasn't like something new.
00:35:53.000 And we weren't even headlining this time.
00:35:55.000 It was just like we were on stage doing something.
00:35:57.000 I was actually looking forward to the show.
00:35:59.000 But this was like a pivotal moment for me.
00:36:01.000 It was like...
00:36:01.000 I... I just kind of missed a beat of a song, something that no one else even noticed other than probably Dan.
00:36:10.000 And then I was like, oh, shit.
00:36:12.000 And I got, like, I spun out.
00:36:13.000 And then I just kept spinning out.
00:36:15.000 You know what I mean?
00:36:15.000 Like a panic attack on stage.
00:36:17.000 And when you have, like, a panic attack, like, you know, you tend to get a panic attack doing the same thing you did before.
00:36:25.000 So I, for a while, was having, like, little mini panic attacks every time I was on stage.
00:36:29.000 But I got through the set and everything was fine, but I was like, fuck.
00:36:32.000 And part of it was that I looked out and there were like 50,000 people.
00:36:35.000 We'd been playing this festival four or five times before to crowds starting at maybe 5,000 people and now here we are.
00:36:43.000 Most of the festival was watching us play.
00:36:46.000 And it was like, oh shit, what the fuck's happening?
00:36:50.000 Finally people were here and I was like, I can't fuck it up now.
00:36:53.000 And then they're like, boom!
00:36:56.000 But you know, I went to go see...
00:36:59.000 I went to go see this dude here in LA, in Santa Monica, named Kerry Gaynor, who, like, he specializes in, like, he's a hypnotist.
00:37:08.000 I mean, look, man, I didn't know what to do.
00:37:10.000 Wait a second.
00:37:11.000 This gets so good, man.
00:37:13.000 Keep going, dude.
00:37:14.000 Dude, I didn't know what to do, because I didn't, like, a couple friends, and I'm like, man, just get some beta blockers.
00:37:19.000 Get some Valium.
00:37:22.000 Drink some beer.
00:37:22.000 I can't do any of that shit before I go on.
00:37:24.000 I can't be relying on that before I play.
00:37:26.000 So I was like, I got a recommendation to go see this hypnotist who specializes in quitting smoking and fear of flying and also stage fright.
00:37:38.000 There's a lot of actors who are going to do plays for the first time.
00:37:42.000 So I went to go see Carrie.
00:37:45.000 At his house, and we were playing some shows at the Palladium, and he did this thing, hypnotized me, and the second night, like, I went that first night we played, it was, like, better.
00:37:58.000 The second night we played, it was, like, pretty much gone, and then I woke up in the hallway of the Roosevelt Hotel in the stairwell in my underwear at, like, 7 in the morning.
00:38:09.000 And I'm literally in the staircase in my underwear at 7 in the morning.
00:38:16.000 And I'm like, what the fuck?
00:38:19.000 And I just remembered this number like 708. I think it was like 708. Because I'd only been to the room two times.
00:38:28.000 And my girlfriend at the time was in there luckily and I went and knocked on the door.
00:38:31.000 She's like, what the fuck?
00:38:32.000 Where the fuck were you going?
00:38:33.000 I was like, I just don't know.
00:38:36.000 Hypnotism.
00:38:37.000 It's real.
00:38:38.000 Jesus.
00:38:39.000 Have you ever been hypnotized?
00:38:40.000 Yes.
00:38:41.000 Yes.
00:38:41.000 Did it work?
00:38:42.000 Yes.
00:38:43.000 Yeah, there's a guy who was on yesterday, actually.
00:38:45.000 His name's Vinny Shorman.
00:38:47.000 He hypnotizes a lot of fighters.
00:38:49.000 Okay.
00:38:50.000 And he...
00:38:51.000 Hypnotizes fighters?
00:38:52.000 Yeah, he gets them into this...
00:38:54.000 It's really interesting.
00:38:56.000 I'd never had it before, and I wanted to try it.
00:39:00.000 I was like, okay, I had these thoughts that it was probably bullshit, or it's for people who have weak minds.
00:39:05.000 But it's a state that they can talk you into.
00:39:08.000 And someone who's really good, like Vinny, can talk you into this state, and then you're totally conscious, but you're definitely in this weird tunnel where you feel safe, like mentally safe.
00:39:19.000 It works.
00:39:19.000 And you can talk and think about things in a way that's almost free of normal, regular anxiety.
00:39:25.000 You can address the anxiety, you can see it, but for the brief amount of time while you're really in that state, you can get rid of all that shit.
00:39:34.000 Yeah.
00:39:35.000 Very weird.
00:39:36.000 This guy, Carey, I remember a couple things specifically that he said.
00:39:42.000 He said, you're afraid of messing up.
00:39:46.000 That's the whole point of being in a rock band.
00:39:50.000 It's okay to mess up.
00:39:51.000 It's not supposed to be perfect.
00:39:53.000 Perfection isn't something that anybody even wants.
00:39:57.000 If you go to an art gallery and you see a Thomas Kinkade painting, no one wants that shit.
00:40:03.000 You know what I mean?
00:40:04.000 And he's like...
00:40:08.000 He was telling me all this.
00:40:09.000 He was telling me this shit.
00:40:11.000 He was basically like, you know, your personality is, you know, everyone's flawed.
00:40:16.000 We're human beings.
00:40:17.000 It's okay.
00:40:18.000 Whatever.
00:40:19.000 You're not supposed to be perfect.
00:40:20.000 You have no desire to be the, you know, there's no drumming competition you've entered.
00:40:24.000 You know what I mean?
00:40:25.000 And it was like, I came out of it like, yeah, fuck it.
00:40:27.000 Like, I'm supposed to just be here having fun.
00:40:29.000 And it worked.
00:40:30.000 And then I got really nervous a couple years later when we were supposed to play the Grammys on TV. And I just got really fucking nervous about it.
00:40:38.000 And I think I got nervous because it's just, it's like one of those things that's not natural for us.
00:40:43.000 It's like we're going to be playing music on stage with all this pop music and stuff that has nothing to do with what we're about.
00:40:50.000 But we couldn't say no.
00:40:51.000 I think we had to do it because we couldn't just knock it until we tried it.
00:40:56.000 But we had sat through the Grammy performance before and it And it was atrocious.
00:41:02.000 I mean, it really is so alienating, especially when the big pop stuff comes out.
00:41:07.000 It's like, what we do is something different.
00:41:11.000 You know what I mean?
00:41:13.000 So I went to go see him before we played the Grammys, and he did this whole thing while I was hypnotized.
00:41:20.000 And I remember it.
00:41:20.000 He's like, when they tell you 30 seconds, you're going to start 30 seconds till you're on, you're gonna start smiling.
00:41:25.000 When I get to like 15, it's gonna get bigger.
00:41:28.000 When I say four, like you're just not gonna be able to stop smiling.
00:41:32.000 And I was like, anyway, the shit, if you watch the video, I'm just like smiling the whole time.
00:41:38.000 And the minute the song ends, like I just drop my drumsticks.
00:41:41.000 I'm like, get me the fuck out of here.
00:41:43.000 I'm never doing that again.
00:41:44.000 But it was, I will say, it was like, I think it's the best TV performance.
00:41:48.000 Why are you never doing it again?
00:41:50.000 Because you'd never perform at the Grammys again or you'd never get hypnotized again?
00:41:53.000 Oh, I would get hypnotized again if I needed it.
00:41:55.000 I just...
00:41:56.000 The stress.
00:41:57.000 Just the stress.
00:41:57.000 The stress of doing it.
00:41:58.000 The stress of doing it.
00:41:59.000 I would do the Grammys again.
00:42:02.000 Possibly.
00:42:02.000 Sure.
00:42:03.000 But it was like, at the time, it just seemed like unnecessary stress.
00:42:08.000 And then, like, this whole...
00:42:10.000 All this, I think...
00:42:13.000 I had a couple of issues about the Grammys because the first time we ever went, we won two Grammys.
00:42:22.000 This is the weird thing.
00:42:24.000 We go and the awards that we're nominated for were given away at the pre-telecast.
00:42:27.000 This is the first time we were nominated for Grammys.
00:42:29.000 This is on our record Brothers.
00:42:30.000 So we're there like February 2011. And my brother Michael was nominated for a Grammy for a record cover of the year for our record.
00:42:41.000 So Mike wins a Grammy first, right off the bat, first award of the day, record cover.
00:42:46.000 Mike wins.
00:42:48.000 It gets down to the rock category.
00:42:51.000 We win rock performance of the year or something.
00:42:55.000 We go in the Staples Center conference area, wherever we go, collect our award, and we're standing on the side of the stage, and they say, next up are the rock song of the year.
00:43:06.000 They list all the nominees, including us.
00:43:08.000 So we stay there because we're all nominated for this award.
00:43:10.000 And also Neil Young for whatever song.
00:43:13.000 So Neil Young wins that.
00:43:15.000 And they're like, this is Neil Young's first Grammy Award.
00:43:17.000 And at that moment, I was like, what the fuck?
00:43:19.000 My brother Michael has had a Grammy longer than Neil Young.
00:43:24.000 I'm like, that's so fucking crazy.
00:43:26.000 I'm like...
00:43:27.000 Us two knuckleheads have too.
00:43:29.000 And then we go and we win a Grammy right after him.
00:43:32.000 We win Alternative Album of the Year.
00:43:34.000 So now we have more Grammys than Neil Young within 10 minutes.
00:43:39.000 Jesus.
00:43:39.000 And I was like, this is all kind of fucking insane, isn't it?
00:43:42.000 Like, none of it makes sense.
00:43:44.000 I started looking, none of my favorite bands have fucking Grammys.
00:43:46.000 Like, The Clash don't have a fucking Grammy.
00:43:48.000 The Clash don't have a Grammy?
00:43:49.000 No.
00:43:50.000 So I'm like...
00:43:50.000 So then, anyway, I'm thinking about this the whole day.
00:43:53.000 It's like, this is insane.
00:43:54.000 I mean, it's exciting.
00:43:55.000 It's cool.
00:43:55.000 But it's also like...
00:43:56.000 It means a lot less when your favorite bands don't have Grammys that should have them.
00:44:02.000 How does a Grammy work?
00:44:03.000 Is it...
00:44:03.000 Well, wait.
00:44:04.000 I was going to finish this thing real quick.
00:44:05.000 Because this is what the apprehension I have about the Grammys is like this...
00:44:10.000 I think?
00:44:30.000 We're good to go.
00:44:53.000 I said something like that.
00:44:55.000 And I wasn't, it was just like, I'm not, you know, it wasn't even like necessarily a knock on Justin Bieber.
00:44:59.000 It's just like, that's my response to the question.
00:45:02.000 I'm thinking about something else and I'm getting in the car and we leave and then the next morning I wake up to a tweet.
00:45:08.000 This is right at the height of the anti-bullying shit too, which is like, you know, Justin Bieber like, don't bully motherfuckers.
00:45:14.000 He's like, the drummer from the Black Keys should get slapped.
00:45:17.000 Yeah.
00:45:18.000 At the time, I thought it was the funniest fucking thing that's ever happened.
00:45:23.000 But I was like, you know what?
00:45:24.000 I can't deal with any of that shit.
00:45:27.000 I don't want any of that shit.
00:45:32.000 And so I realized that was my experience.
00:45:35.000 My apprehension about playing the Grammys all came back to that.
00:45:38.000 It was like, what is the fucking Grammy?
00:45:40.000 What is this shit?
00:45:42.000 We're just jerking ourselves off, congratulating ourselves.
00:45:45.000 Does anybody watch this shit that really cares about us?
00:45:48.000 I don't think so.
00:45:49.000 Also, what if there's like 12 great bands?
00:45:54.000 Does only one of them win the Grammy of the Year, right?
00:45:57.000 Is there second place, third place?
00:45:59.000 Is there anything like that?
00:46:00.000 The idea of judging art is always weird.
00:46:02.000 But to judge one?
00:46:04.000 You got one?
00:46:05.000 You pick one out of all these that are awesome?
00:46:11.000 Ultimately, it's no different than any other election.
00:46:16.000 The year that we were nominated for Album of the Year...
00:46:19.000 So is Jack White.
00:46:21.000 So we split our votes.
00:46:23.000 You know what I mean?
00:46:23.000 Someone had to either vote for us or Jack or Mumford& Sons.
00:46:28.000 It's ultimately complete nonsense.
00:46:30.000 It seems like it perverts the love of the thing.
00:46:33.000 Because it's like, what you guys do is awesome.
00:46:35.000 I love your music.
00:46:37.000 But I feel you're...
00:46:39.000 I just want you to do it.
00:46:41.000 You know?
00:46:41.000 Just when there's little...
00:46:45.000 Contests.
00:46:46.000 And this is number one, and this one wins this, and this is the band of the year, and the album of the year.
00:46:51.000 It says who and why is it a contest?
00:46:53.000 Can't it just be this is awesome shit?
00:46:55.000 Here's some different awesome shit.
00:46:56.000 That's why we didn't bundle.
00:46:58.000 That was the whole motivation behind this record.
00:47:02.000 It was to not partake in the current bullshit in the music industry.
00:47:09.000 So check this out.
00:47:11.000 Do you mind if I explain it?
00:47:12.000 Please do.
00:47:13.000 Okay.
00:47:15.000 We had a conversation with our manager about this record release.
00:47:21.000 It went from everything.
00:47:23.000 We have family.
00:47:24.000 We don't really want to be on the road for 100 days this year.
00:47:27.000 We don't necessarily want to do anything.
00:47:28.000 We don't want to do anything we're not excited about.
00:47:31.000 So it came down to the promotion and stuff.
00:47:34.000 Basically, we want to get in front of people and play our songs and have fun.
00:47:40.000 The conversation came up about the actual album.
00:47:46.000 Warner Brothers was interested if we wanted to bundle it, which is when you include the record with a ticket.
00:47:52.000 And a lot of people have been doing it, whether you buy a t-shirt and you get a record, and it's a digital download link.
00:47:59.000 And I was like, well, how does that work?
00:48:00.000 And they're like, well, you would get $5 from each ticket back to Warner Brothers, and then you would get a record sale.
00:48:12.000 And I was like, that doesn't make any sense to me and to Dan.
00:48:17.000 And they're like, yeah, well, it's the only way you're going to get a number one record.
00:48:21.000 So if you want a number one record, you've got to do that.
00:48:23.000 And I was like, well...
00:48:27.000 So it's one to one, like we give five bucks back and then we get a royalty and we get a ticket sale.
00:48:33.000 No, you don't get a royalty.
00:48:35.000 And you only get an album sale count if they click the link.
00:48:40.000 And we have a 50% click through.
00:48:43.000 So in other words, we would pay $10 per sale on Nielsen SoundScan.
00:48:51.000 By giving the money back that we've sold on tickets to Warner Brothers, to our record label.
00:48:56.000 I was like, fuck that.
00:48:57.000 Fuck that shit.
00:48:58.000 At this point...
00:48:59.000 That is a crazy deal.
00:49:01.000 Check it out.
00:49:01.000 We've sold 250,000 tickets on this tour.
00:49:03.000 So we would give back 1.25 million.
00:49:06.000 Our record advance for this record was less than that.
00:49:13.000 So I was like, if Dan and I were just on our own record label, we could give ourselves $5 per ticket and we just take the money from the right hand to the left hand, give you a link, if you counted it, we get the sale, we keep the money.
00:49:27.000 That's basically what the fuck was going on.
00:49:29.000 You know what I mean?
00:49:30.000 And it's all based on fear, like all of this shit.
00:49:33.000 It's like, do you want to be relevant?
00:49:35.000 You know, that's basically a conversation that is basically being had.
00:49:38.000 Not that direct, but it's like, as an artist, you better try to get good numbers, get that first week up there.
00:49:45.000 And Dan and I are basically like, fuck that.
00:49:47.000 Fuck it.
00:49:48.000 It doesn't even fucking matter.
00:49:50.000 People are going to come to the shows or they're not going to come to the shows.
00:49:52.000 We're going to make records.
00:49:53.000 People are going to buy them or they're not going to buy them.
00:49:57.000 And I think that it's detrimental to the music industry.
00:50:01.000 To pay too close attention to certain metrics, man, the whole system right now with these majors is signing shit that has the most social media interaction, the most streaming.
00:50:13.000 And I was like, you know what?
00:50:14.000 When I was nine years old, I bought Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby.
00:50:17.000 And I listened to that shit, I'm not joking, like 250 times in a week.
00:50:22.000 Like a fucking idiot.
00:50:24.000 I think that's who's listening to this shit that's getting a billion streams in a month.
00:50:29.000 It's like fucking nine-year-old morons.
00:50:33.000 I like to think that our fans have like, you know, they got like...
00:50:38.000 150 albums that they listen to on a sort of rotation, at least.
00:50:43.000 And ours may be one of them a month.
00:50:47.000 You know what I mean?
00:50:47.000 So it's a different fucking audience.
00:50:50.000 You know what I mean?
00:50:51.000 You look at Instagram and you see these certain people.
00:50:54.000 I've never even heard their music.
00:50:55.000 And they have like 10 million followers.
00:50:58.000 Yeah.
00:50:59.000 The weird thing is that there would be any comparison at all.
00:51:02.000 Like, why bother comparing...
00:51:04.000 Well, that's exactly right.
00:51:06.000 But that's the problem, is that there are two different things at play here.
00:51:11.000 There's the music industry itself, which is like, certain people who work in the industry, high ups, are like, we need to sell records, we need to We need, like, this pop producer to work with this writer and this artist, and we need streaming numbers.
00:51:26.000 And then there's certain people, you know, like the old guard, like the Lenny Warnaker or Seymour Stein or, you know, even lots of younger guys, too.
00:51:35.000 But, you know, they're like, actually, what we're doing is curating art that we really like.
00:51:40.000 And it's either going to sell or it's not going to sell.
00:51:42.000 And a lot of the records that we grew up listening to, most of them, We're records made by these kind of insanely eccentric, weirdo people that never sold records, but have literally changed our lives.
00:51:55.000 And Captain Beefheart being one of them.
00:52:00.000 Tom Waits has sold some records, but still, it's a much different type of commercial viable thing.
00:52:05.000 But these artists are why we make music.
00:52:08.000 It has nothing to do with this shit.
00:52:10.000 It's like the difference between the Vogue's, you know what I mean?
00:52:14.000 And the Fug's.
00:52:16.000 There's a lot of these comparisons that you can make about what we do.
00:52:20.000 And our place in the music industry is to do what we do.
00:52:24.000 And for a while, we were taking part in the mainstream aspects of music.
00:52:29.000 We were playing the MTV Movie Awards and having these insane, weird experiences only because we hadn't done it before.
00:52:36.000 We felt like we had to do it.
00:52:38.000 And I wouldn't change anything, but at this point, I think steering is far away from all that shit is what we want to do right now.
00:52:48.000 Yeah, there's no reason to lump you in with anything.
00:52:50.000 Like, why would any...
00:52:51.000 You know, that's one of the weird things about these award shows, right?
00:52:54.000 You're lumping all these different musicians together that don't necessarily have anything to do with each other.
00:52:59.000 They just all make music.
00:53:00.000 Well, check it out.
00:53:00.000 It's like, we played the MTV Movie Awards in 2012. We got offered to do it.
00:53:06.000 We watched it when we were kids.
00:53:07.000 We were in LA already.
00:53:08.000 It was like, whatever.
00:53:10.000 Aerosmith came out and introduced us.
00:53:11.000 And now I'm thinking, like, why would they agree to be on the MTV Music Awards?
00:53:18.000 What are they going to get from that?
00:53:20.000 The whole thing was kind of bizarre.
00:53:22.000 It's all really bizarre.
00:53:24.000 They need to be in the spotlight or something.
00:53:29.000 I think we kind of realized how goofy it was while we were there.
00:53:32.000 But we got an insane experience because we were hanging out with Johnny Depp And Joe Perry and Steven Tyler.
00:53:39.000 And this is crazy.
00:53:41.000 After we do this song, we're backstage by the trailers.
00:53:46.000 And I see Steven Tyler and Joe Perry and Johnny Depp talking.
00:53:51.000 And we walk over because we just want to see what they're talking about.
00:53:54.000 And I'm looking at this shit.
00:53:56.000 They're all wearing the craziest accessories.
00:53:58.000 They're dressed up like...
00:54:02.000 Archetypes of rock stars or whatever.
00:54:03.000 And they're talking about...
00:54:05.000 And Steven Tyler and Joe Perry are talking about how they're going to get their arsenal across state lines.
00:54:11.000 And I was like, what?
00:54:12.000 Yeah, man.
00:54:13.000 We travel with a goddamn arsenal.
00:54:16.000 I was like, what?
00:54:17.000 Yeah.
00:54:17.000 And AR-15s.
00:54:20.000 We have fucking grenades.
00:54:24.000 I was like, this is insane, man.
00:54:26.000 Oh, my God.
00:54:27.000 I think it's worth it.
00:54:27.000 We're here today just to hear that these guys feel like they need to travel with grenades.
00:54:32.000 But then I was thinking about their, have you ever seen their video game?
00:54:35.000 No.
00:54:36.000 Dude, the Aerosmith video game.
00:54:37.000 I didn't know they had one.
00:54:38.000 Dude, if you watch their video game, after hearing this conversation Dan and I were privy to, you're like, ah, this makes complete sense.
00:54:46.000 It never made sense to me.
00:54:48.000 It's like the Terminator arcade game where there's like, you know, back in the early 90s.
00:54:52.000 It's that, but it's them.
00:54:56.000 It's like fucking insane.
00:54:58.000 You should put a clip up of that.
00:55:01.000 Here we go.
00:55:02.000 This is his game?
00:55:03.000 Yeah.
00:55:03.000 That's the Heroes.
00:55:05.000 Oh my god.
00:55:07.000 They're on stage there.
00:55:08.000 Yeah, and then it brings up a whole other thing, which is like...
00:55:10.000 Oh, how weird.
00:55:11.000 After the Botoclon shit, this is a real fucked up game to look at.
00:55:16.000 Yeah, seriously.
00:55:17.000 Holy shit.
00:55:17.000 Oh my god, right?
00:55:19.000 Yeah.
00:55:19.000 When did this come out, though?
00:55:20.000 This has got to be old as fuck.
00:55:22.000 1994. Oh my god, that's hilarious.
00:55:25.000 So they're in the background playing, and then in front of them, war.
00:55:30.000 Yeah.
00:55:31.000 Seems feasible.
00:55:32.000 They just stuck Aerosmith into a game.
00:55:35.000 It's called Cocaine Psychosis.
00:55:38.000 But that's like the worst effort ever.
00:55:40.000 They just stuck them, and they don't even move good.
00:55:43.000 They kidnap him.
00:55:43.000 Oh, no.
00:55:44.000 Oh, hilarious.
00:55:46.000 That's part of the game?
00:55:47.000 They kidnap him?
00:55:49.000 Oh, my God.
00:55:51.000 Wow, this is terrible.
00:55:53.000 It's amazing that back then we were like, this is so radical.
00:55:57.000 Look how good the graphics are.
00:56:00.000 You get used to everything.
00:56:03.000 That's hilarious.
00:56:05.000 Steven Tyler's the nicest fucking guy ever.
00:56:08.000 Yeah.
00:56:09.000 He's so sweet.
00:56:09.000 They were really nice.
00:56:10.000 I didn't realize they had to travel with weapons.
00:56:13.000 I didn't know they traveled with weapons.
00:56:14.000 We never discussed that.
00:56:16.000 He's such a nice guy, though.
00:56:18.000 Yeah, I met him at the Ryman in Nashville.
00:56:21.000 Backstage too.
00:56:22.000 What a fucking great place that is.
00:56:25.000 That is like one of my all-time favorite places.
00:56:27.000 Yeah, so cool.
00:56:28.000 You just feel the entertainment in the walls.
00:56:32.000 It's like it feels like it's a building that's been entertained.
00:56:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:56:36.000 I mean, they did the Opry there for how many years?
00:56:39.000 I don't know.
00:56:40.000 So many people play there.
00:56:41.000 It just feels special.
00:56:43.000 Every week there's something special going on there.
00:56:45.000 It's so cool.
00:56:47.000 It is cool.
00:56:49.000 You know, it's great that you openly talk about having these panic attacks because there are so many kids that I'm sure who are huge fans of yours who also have panic attacks and they can't fucking believe that you guys,
00:57:04.000 with your level of success, could still have these little battles that we've all had.
00:57:10.000 So that's so huge that you're willing to talk about that and say that.
00:57:14.000 I'm telling you, that is definitely going to make an impact on people.
00:57:18.000 You know, I mean, once you have it, like the first time I ever really had a panic attack.
00:57:23.000 I had one, and then I kind of didn't have another one until this moment on Lollapalooza.
00:57:29.000 But the first time really was on the way from Amsterdam to London, Dan bought some mushrooms.
00:57:35.000 Uh-oh.
00:57:36.000 And I guess they're illegal there.
00:57:38.000 Dan bought them and brought them.
00:57:40.000 We were traveling in a van at the time, and they were giant, fresh mushrooms.
00:57:45.000 Not even dried?
00:57:46.000 No, man.
00:57:47.000 It was like a meal.
00:57:48.000 Yeah.
00:57:50.000 And he bought them.
00:57:51.000 He's like, you should take some.
00:57:52.000 You should take some.
00:57:53.000 And I was like, I ate like the stem.
00:57:55.000 It was massive.
00:57:56.000 I mean, it was like eating a burrito.
00:57:59.000 And after like 20 minutes, after 20, 30 minutes, I was like, I don't feel anything.
00:58:04.000 And Dan's like, just eat the fucking rest, man.
00:58:06.000 I don't know.
00:58:08.000 I eat the rest of this thing, this massive ass thing, and I just instantly start sweating, and it smells like portobello mushrooms seeping from my skin.
00:58:17.000 And I yell to the driver, I'm starting to spin out, I'm like, how do you get this to stop?
00:58:24.000 He turns around, he only wore black and his shades on, and I really thought at the time he was like Satan, he was like, drink loads of beer!
00:58:34.000 We're like, what the fuck?
00:58:36.000 And then I'm just like, in the back, just like, fucking like, freaking out for like two hours.
00:58:41.000 And finally we stop.
00:58:43.000 I'm like, I gotta get the fuck out of this van.
00:58:45.000 This is in 2003. This is a long time ago.
00:58:48.000 You were white knuckling your girlfriend.
00:58:51.000 I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:58:53.000 And then we get out, and I'm like, I just need some fresh air, man.
00:58:56.000 I'm like, we stop at this gas station in Belgium, and I walk into the bathroom with Dan, and they're like, this woman's speaking in French, basically saying it costs...
00:59:08.000 I was like, what the fuck?
00:59:09.000 What's happening?
00:59:09.000 Dan's like, it costs money to pee here, bro.
00:59:12.000 And I'm like, what?
00:59:13.000 He's like, I know, man.
00:59:14.000 Is that crazy?
00:59:15.000 And I'm like, fucking freaking out.
00:59:17.000 And all I had was like 50 euros, and I put it on the tray, and Dan...
00:59:21.000 Grabs it and puts it in my pocket and then puts a nickel there.
00:59:25.000 Dude, it doesn't cost that much to pee.
00:59:28.000 And we both started laughing at that moment.
00:59:30.000 And then I turned the edge from that.
00:59:33.000 And then it was an amazing experience.
00:59:35.000 We started being like...
00:59:37.000 Laughing at how clean their dumpster was.
00:59:40.000 Even the dumpsters here are clean.
00:59:44.000 Bright red.
00:59:45.000 You could eat off it.
00:59:46.000 Yeah, we could eat.
00:59:47.000 You could really, truly dumpster dive here and be like eating a regular meal in America.
00:59:54.000 But I got that panicky thing right there at the top, and I swear that shit opened it up for me, man.
00:59:58.000 There was no natural light in the back of the van, also.
01:00:01.000 All the windows had the really dark, dark tint, black tint.
01:00:04.000 Oh.
01:00:05.000 So we were just in this panic van.
01:00:07.000 Yeah, you need to get outside.
01:00:09.000 Yeah.
01:00:09.000 I remember when the sliding door went open, it was like when they went into Willy Wonka's place.
01:00:14.000 Yeah.
01:00:15.000 All the light came in, and...
01:00:16.000 And then it seemed like it was crazy because when we got back in the van three fucking hours later, our driver was like, dude, we gotta go.
01:00:22.000 I was like, we've been here for 20 minutes.
01:00:23.000 He's like, it's been three hours of you guys talking about this dumpster.
01:00:30.000 And I was like, no way.
01:00:33.000 So we get back in and Dan, like out of nowhere, his girlfriend I guess maybe had this at the time, he's like, do you want some bubble gum?
01:00:41.000 We've been on tour for a month and I've never seen this bag.
01:00:43.000 It was like a trash bag full of gumballs.
01:00:46.000 And I was like, oh my god, what the fuck's happening?
01:00:48.000 He's like, let's listen to some music, man.
01:00:51.000 And so he put on N.W.A. And I was like, we both started laughing.
01:00:56.000 I was like, because it sounded like Fisher-Price music.
01:00:59.000 Like so plastic and brittle and like...
01:01:01.000 I was like, this is so bad.
01:01:05.000 This is so awful.
01:01:07.000 And then he put on Captain Beefheart's Safe as Milk and it was like the most incredible sounding record I've ever heard.
01:01:15.000 It was fucking insane.
01:01:17.000 But it was that experience that first opened up me ever experiencing that like what the fuck's happening?
01:01:22.000 Like kind of fight or flight but for no reason.
01:01:25.000 Panic attack thing.
01:01:27.000 And I think, yeah, I deal with it mostly, but I just, when I'm on stage, I still get them occasionally if I come in too fast or something.
01:01:36.000 Are you saying that it was started from that trip?
01:01:38.000 It's the first time I ever felt it, man.
01:01:40.000 Wow.
01:01:41.000 Do you think you broke something in there?
01:01:43.000 I just think I took way too much.
01:01:45.000 I'm really sensitive to getting high.
01:01:47.000 Yeah.
01:01:49.000 It's not in my system.
01:01:50.000 It's not for me.
01:01:52.000 You seem like you could have been a comic.
01:01:55.000 Mm-hmm.
01:01:56.000 Have you ever thought about being a comic?
01:01:57.000 I don't think I could.
01:01:59.000 I like bullshitting, though.
01:02:01.000 You say funny shit, man.
01:02:03.000 You have funny observations.
01:02:05.000 Thanks.
01:02:06.000 You have a mean streak.
01:02:07.000 I'm Dan's personal comic.
01:02:10.000 That's basically it.
01:02:11.000 Yeah, he is a comic.
01:02:13.000 But, yeah, you think that that was the first one, and then from then it maybe has opened up the door, and because you had one, it makes it easier to have another one?
01:02:23.000 Is that how it works?
01:02:24.000 Well, I was exhausted that day, because we were kids partying, for I was.
01:02:30.000 I'd never been to Europe, really.
01:02:32.000 We were in Amsterdam.
01:02:33.000 I smoked weed the night before, which I don't do, and we were drinking.
01:02:36.000 And I barely got any sleep.
01:02:38.000 So it's a super shitty feeling.
01:02:40.000 So every time I'm like...
01:02:42.000 Basically tired.
01:02:44.000 I'm more prone to that shit.
01:02:45.000 It happens at the airport.
01:02:48.000 Early morning flights, it's always kind of like that.
01:02:53.000 It's really hectic and everything's fucking moving around and tired.
01:02:56.000 Fuck, this is fucking miserable.
01:03:00.000 And festivals, sometimes they're so crowded.
01:03:04.000 But no, I haven't had a problem with them really, but the hypnotism shit worked.
01:03:10.000 Yeah, it's legit.
01:03:11.000 If you can get a good one, a good person who can hypnotize you can put you in a state of mind and sort of change your course, just give you a little adjustment, adjustment in your perception, how you look at things.
01:03:22.000 It feels like you're in like a little bit of a tunnel.
01:03:23.000 It's very strange, right?
01:03:24.000 It is.
01:03:25.000 It is strange.
01:03:26.000 I think it's like when people go see like a life coach, maybe that's what they're looking for.
01:03:31.000 Yeah, hypnotist.
01:03:32.000 Some positive reinforcement.
01:03:34.000 Yeah.
01:03:35.000 I think it just gets in there better.
01:03:37.000 It gets into the operating system better than a guy going, what you need to do, Pat, is prioritize.
01:03:44.000 It's like when you're looking at Instagram, someone's like, man, I'm just so happy.
01:03:47.000 I don't know.
01:03:48.000 There's people that kind of have this cult type of mentality on Instagram.
01:03:52.000 There's a whole...
01:03:54.000 There's a whole scene there of self-help.
01:03:56.000 Man, just got to center.
01:03:58.000 Every one of these kids went to a boarding school and disappointed their parents.
01:04:06.000 Giving people advice exclusively as a way to live.
01:04:09.000 It's just a strange way to go.
01:04:12.000 You've got to do things, too.
01:04:13.000 Like a lot of things.
01:04:15.000 Yeah, and it can't just be have dreadlocks.
01:04:18.000 Well, sometimes people think that the message is all that's important.
01:04:21.000 That is most of what's important.
01:04:23.000 But what's important is like, but how did you start doing this?
01:04:26.000 Did you just decide to be a motivational guy?
01:04:29.000 And have you done anything else?
01:04:30.000 No?
01:04:30.000 Right out of school, motivational guy.
01:04:33.000 That seems like, are you just repeating shit?
01:04:36.000 Do you really know that much about how to get your act together?
01:04:40.000 Or are you just kind of...
01:04:41.000 There's a lot of repeating shit.
01:04:44.000 And I've repeated it myself.
01:04:46.000 I've said things myself that are motivational things that I've heard other people say.
01:04:51.000 And it's, you know, because they're real.
01:04:53.000 It's effective.
01:04:55.000 You can help people.
01:04:57.000 But if that's all you're doing?
01:04:59.000 It's a little suspect.
01:05:00.000 Yeah, it's also, when someone has a continuous message, it's always the same, and it's always positive.
01:05:08.000 It makes me really suspect.
01:05:10.000 I love this self-help guy on the Metallica documentary who was offering the lyrics.
01:05:14.000 Yeah, that's the best movie ever made, probably, about music.
01:05:17.000 It's like, it beats Spinal Tap.
01:05:18.000 It's like, if there was a competition, I have to come down on some kind of monster.
01:05:24.000 It made me as a fan appreciate those guys in a weird way.
01:05:31.000 Their dysfunction.
01:05:33.000 They became characters.
01:05:37.000 I'll watch the movie and I'll be like, oh man, Lars is so annoying.
01:05:41.000 Then I'll watch it again.
01:05:43.000 I'll still think Lars is annoying, but I still think he's right.
01:05:47.000 I have a different view every time I watch it.
01:05:50.000 But ultimately, I end up liking those guys because of it more.
01:05:54.000 He stepped out in a big way with that Napster thing.
01:05:57.000 It was an odd moment for everyone.
01:06:00.000 Because everyone was trying to figure out, what is this file sharing thing?
01:06:04.000 And then the music business, you guys felt it first.
01:06:08.000 You guys were the big hit, more than anything.
01:06:11.000 It's not the same to watch a movie on your TV. Even if you can download an illegal movie, I'm sure it'll have a little bit of a hit, but people want to go to the fucking movie theater.
01:06:20.000 But with your shit, once people start sharing things, you just get a file.
01:06:26.000 And everybody kind of just assumed...
01:06:29.000 Well, I mean, this is like this new frontier, and it's not really stealing.
01:06:34.000 You're just copying.
01:06:35.000 It's just you're not giving them money for it, but you're not really stealing.
01:06:38.000 Got this weird sort of...
01:06:40.000 And Lars was the first guy to say, hey, fuck you, you're stealing.
01:06:43.000 But it was a weird fight to have.
01:06:46.000 Because it's, you know, hindsight is always 20-20.
01:06:49.000 We know what the internet has become since then.
01:06:52.000 It's incredibly difficult to try to keep a rap on things and to keep things, to, like, keep someone from downloading things.
01:06:59.000 Like, they just get...
01:07:00.000 If you have songs, they get out there.
01:07:03.000 You know?
01:07:04.000 Whereas that Napster thing was the first time this was happening, and he was the guy who was this really, really wealthy guy who was a huge success saying, don't do this.
01:07:14.000 Like, this is stealing.
01:07:15.000 Right?
01:07:16.000 Well, yeah, it's like David versus the Goliath type of thing.
01:07:18.000 I mean, clearly people shouldn't steal, but is it Metallica's job to tell people that?
01:07:26.000 Maybe, but maybe they should have gone directly to Napster or to their record label.
01:07:33.000 But when streaming first started becoming a real thing, we had a talk with a friend of ours who basically encouraged us to look at it and not do it.
01:07:45.000 And I went into with our manager when I'm talking to someone at Warner Brothers and said we didn't want to do it.
01:07:52.000 And they were like kind of outraged.
01:07:54.000 And like you can't not do it.
01:07:56.000 You can't not do it.
01:08:00.000 I didn't really know at the time, but I found out a couple months later that they...
01:08:03.000 I found out a couple months later because I was quoted in Rolling Stone talking shit about like Sean Parker and Spotify.
01:08:11.000 And what happened is I ended up getting a phone call or email from Daniel Eck, the owner of Spotify.
01:08:17.000 And we had lunch together.
01:08:18.000 And he's a fucking cool guy.
01:08:20.000 He's a nice guy, very intelligent.
01:08:23.000 And I really saw his side of it for the first time.
01:08:27.000 And he basically, without explaining it directly, was like, you know, that he's paying our label to get our music.
01:08:36.000 What they do with the money, he can't control.
01:08:39.000 At that moment, I realized, oh yeah, there's some stock being floated to these companies, which there was billions of dollars of stock.
01:08:46.000 And the label has no obligation to give you money out of the streaming?
01:08:50.000 They gave us like a couple hundred thousand dollars of it out of the billion because they paid it to us in the way the label does.
01:08:58.000 They paid it as an artist royalty and they took all these deductions off of it and it was a made-up number.
01:09:04.000 There's a lot of money in the music industry right now.
01:09:07.000 And the problem is that some of my favorite bands We're good to go.
01:09:21.000 We're good to go.
01:09:37.000 As I need to say, this guy, Joe listens to music.
01:09:41.000 He has good taste in music.
01:09:42.000 He follows 500 bands, which means that there's no possible way that he's going to be listening to all 500 of those bands in even a six-month period of time.
01:09:52.000 But when he does choose to listen to a song, it's worth, like, X... Like, 10x versus this person who's listening to Old Town Road a thousand times a day.
01:10:04.000 You know what I mean?
01:10:05.000 Because Joe is, like, actually engaging with our thing and not just streaming this song for free.
01:10:11.000 And, like, a monkey, like...
01:10:12.000 You know, like a Pavlov, you know, whatever.
01:10:16.000 Mouth salivating every time they hear the little Old Town Road, whatever.
01:10:21.000 I look at my Spotify thing, and I'll go months...
01:10:23.000 And I have all...
01:10:24.000 I pay for all of them.
01:10:25.000 I have, like...
01:10:26.000 YouTube, Apple, whatever.
01:10:28.000 I don't have title, but that's because they gave ownership to like 12 artists and they're like, fuck you.
01:10:34.000 What the fuck is that?
01:10:35.000 Just keep the ownership and pay a higher royalty, you fucking cocksuckers.
01:10:39.000 You know what I mean?
01:10:41.000 Honestly.
01:10:41.000 So I'm like, so anyway, I look at my Spotify, I listen to like, I listen to like 100 songs a month.
01:10:46.000 It's barely anything.
01:10:46.000 And I'm like, the way to really do this that's fair is you take my 10 fucking dollars, right, and listen to 100 songs, that's it, because I've got so many ways to listen to music, that you listen, you take that 10 songs, and you give everybody 10 cents.
01:11:04.000 But that's not the way they do it.
01:11:05.000 They're like, we pay.000567 cents per stream.
01:11:08.000 How could you fucking know what you pay for a stream if you're a distribution service?
01:11:13.000 Do you see what I'm saying?
01:11:14.000 If I'm giving you $10 and you're going to take 30% off the top, like Apple Music used to do when you would buy a CD, and then you take $7 and throw it towards the artist, that would make sense to me.
01:11:25.000 But they don't.
01:11:26.000 They're keeping all this fucking cash.
01:11:28.000 Or they're keeping it in a pile.
01:11:30.000 And then at the end of the day, they're just satiating Rihanna's $100 million check she gets every year.
01:11:36.000 You know what I mean?
01:11:37.000 But I know a lot of artists who just, they get checks for like $2.50 for a whole year.
01:11:43.000 On a record that normally would sell like five or six thousand copies, but there's no need, like you have to basically be an idiot to buy a CD nowadays.
01:11:52.000 Because it's a digital file that you ultimately could download from Spotify onto your phone and have it with you forever.
01:12:02.000 Unless you don't have the internet.
01:12:04.000 If you're in Alaska or North Dakota, maybe you need to have a CD. So few people are printing CDs, then it boils down to how much of an infrastructure do you need as an artist?
01:12:14.000 How many people do you need to be representing you?
01:12:18.000 How does your stuff get out there?
01:12:20.000 Especially with you guys, doesn't it just get out there?
01:12:24.000 I just found out about you guys because somebody tweeted it.
01:12:27.000 I go, oh, who are these guys?
01:12:29.000 I'm not worried about us, man.
01:12:31.000 It's like the new bands coming out, new bands trying to break it.
01:12:35.000 That's what I'm worried about.
01:12:36.000 It's like, we're fine.
01:12:38.000 But it bums me out.
01:12:40.000 But I mean, for anybody in the business, how much of an infrastructure do you need in this digital time?
01:12:44.000 You just need someone to figure out how to get it to people.
01:12:46.000 I think in a way, it's like, when we first started, Our first record deal was with a small label not far from where we are here.
01:12:55.000 And the deal was this.
01:12:56.000 Give us 12 songs.
01:12:58.000 Pay for the recording yourself.
01:13:01.000 We'll master it, which is the final process of making a record.
01:13:05.000 It costs a couple hundred bucks.
01:13:06.000 And we'll send you 50 albums and we'll give you like 12% of the money we make.
01:13:12.000 That was it.
01:13:13.000 Oh, and we're going to have a $500 marketing budget.
01:13:17.000 That was the deal.
01:13:19.000 You know what I mean?
01:13:20.000 So we basically, I mean, we made this record, paid for it ourselves, and we went on tour with this agent named Ralph Carrera, booked us a tour, like kind of a mercenary agent who would like book, he booked, the label I think paid him a couple hundred bucks to book us his tour.
01:13:35.000 And it all kind of started steamrolling, you know what I mean?
01:13:38.000 But we had no infrastructure, we had no management, we had no agent, we had nothing.
01:13:42.000 We just kind of got in the van and started going.
01:13:44.000 And I think in a lot of ways nothing has changed except for that when we got to the second level, there was a couple thousand dollars there for us to make a record.
01:13:55.000 There was opening slots that touring was a little bit different then.
01:14:01.000 But I think we've always kind of done it in a way that was pretty DIY. It's the same way it has to function now.
01:14:07.000 The only difference is there's fewer record labels that are going to sit there and give you $15,000 to make a record and maybe give you $10,000 to help you buy a band.
01:14:16.000 And that's the hardest step.
01:14:18.000 That's the threshold where bands are having a hard time getting through.
01:14:23.000 Once you get through there, then you get to where we were for years, which is you're on a bigger label, you're making records, and no one's paying attention to you.
01:14:31.000 The only reason why we ended up getting attention paid to us, I think, by Warner Brothers was for our six record brothers.
01:14:45.000 It was kind of a heavy time.
01:14:46.000 I just turned 30. Dan just turned 30. And you know, when you turn 30, it feels like you've gotten old.
01:14:51.000 You know what I mean?
01:14:53.000 Especially in the rock and roll business.
01:14:56.000 And we had this record that I thought was great, and I went to talk to Lior Cohen with our manager.
01:15:05.000 Lior was one of the heads of Warner Brothers, and I was like, we're the most synced band on Warner Brothers, which is when you get a song on a TV show or a movie or a commercial.
01:15:17.000 I think there's no other band for the last two years that's had as many syncs as we've had.
01:15:21.000 But I don't even know who works the radio department at Warner Brothers.
01:15:25.000 And we've been on your label for like four or five years.
01:15:27.000 And Lior basically was like, fuck, he prioritized us like that week.
01:15:34.000 And for the first time was like, we're going to work on your band.
01:15:38.000 And when that happened, that's when the Lollapalooza shit, that's when radio, K-Rock, everything fucking changed.
01:15:44.000 You know what I mean?
01:15:45.000 It took us six albums and it took us all those syncs, all that shit, all getting called sellouts all the time for a while.
01:15:50.000 I'm forgetting our songs.
01:15:51.000 Who's calling you sellouts?
01:15:52.000 The same dudes that were at our first shows with their arms crossed.
01:16:00.000 Sellout's a funny one.
01:16:01.000 You're still doing the same music, stupid.
01:16:03.000 It's the same music.
01:16:05.000 I mean, it's different, but it's...
01:16:08.000 I think that for this type of thing, it comes from that idea that, like, maybe, like, oh, that band, like...
01:16:16.000 I liked them better when it was, like, my secret, my friends and my secret.
01:16:19.000 Right, for sure.
01:16:19.000 I don't want to share it with this dude.
01:16:21.000 That's why, like, it's dangerous to have your song in certain things.
01:16:24.000 Like, if your song comes on...
01:16:26.000 In Walgreens, you better watch out, man.
01:16:28.000 Like, that's a red flag.
01:16:29.000 Because we've had opportunities to have our songs sent to, like, top 40 radio.
01:16:35.000 And there was this thing where, like, if we won Record of the Year for Lonely Boy, Warner Brothers was going to service that song to top 40. It would have never probably been a hit.
01:16:44.000 But if we would have won that Grammy, it could have fucked our whole band up.
01:16:51.000 I've seen it happen with lots of bands.
01:16:52.000 You become play school level.
01:16:57.000 Yeah, but do you really think that you guys would change?
01:16:59.000 I think you probably would reject it.
01:17:01.000 We would have changed, but the thing is, you start accessing...
01:17:07.000 You start acquiring a fan base that's more fickle and maybe more annoying.
01:17:15.000 You know what I mean?
01:17:16.000 It's like, okay, I bet you as a Chicago Cubs fan in 2017 was like, fuck this World Series shit.
01:17:24.000 Every motherfucker wearing a fucking Cubs hat.
01:17:27.000 Do you know what I'm saying?
01:17:28.000 Yes.
01:17:29.000 And I know exactly what that would feel like.
01:17:33.000 It's probably the same thing.
01:17:35.000 Someone's going in there to get like...
01:17:37.000 Someone's going to get shaving cream, and this band that used to play at the fucking Casbah in San Diego is playing while they're checking out.
01:17:47.000 They're probably like, fuck this.
01:17:49.000 Fuck this.
01:17:50.000 Listen, if you guys put out the same music that you put out in that time period, it wouldn't have mattered.
01:17:57.000 Your music is...
01:17:58.000 It is...
01:18:00.000 It's you guys, you know?
01:18:02.000 I mean, it's not...
01:18:03.000 Even though you've gone experimental and you've done different styles of songs and some of them feel more bluesy, some of them feel more...
01:18:13.000 It's like it's still Black Keys.
01:18:15.000 If you guys just did that, it wouldn't matter what you're on.
01:18:17.000 Nobody gives a shit.
01:18:19.000 If you really do give a shit, fuck them.
01:18:20.000 I had a big realization.
01:18:22.000 A couple years ago, I did this record with this guy from Cleveland, Ohio.
01:18:26.000 Named Glenn Schwartz, this guitar player.
01:18:28.000 I used to go see Glenn when I was in high school, when I was 17. He played at this place called Hoople's in Cleveland, Ohio.
01:18:38.000 And it was just a tiny little place.
01:18:40.000 He was the original guitar player in the James Gang.
01:18:43.000 So, like, Joe Walsh says he first saw him in, like, 65 or something, and he was, like, on somebody's shoulders in purple bell-bottoms, no shirt, playing electric guitar solo.
01:18:56.000 And he said, Joe Walsh said, that guy made me want to play electric guitar.
01:19:00.000 Wow, that's cool.
01:19:02.000 And this guy, I used to go see him all the time and he would play these songs, which happened to be religious, which is just like another story, but it sounded like cream, crazy guitar.
01:19:11.000 Anyway, two years ago I had him at the studio and...
01:19:17.000 All these memories were flooding back of all this heavy electric guitar and seeing Link Wray in Cleveland, Ohio and playing in the basement with Pat.
01:19:25.000 And it was all at the same time.
01:19:27.000 And all of the sounds from the first Black Keys records were coming out of this...
01:19:31.000 He's almost like 80 years old playing this fiery electric guitar.
01:19:35.000 And it was just like...
01:19:37.000 It's who he was and he helped me become who I am.
01:19:42.000 And as soon as I finished that record, I called Pat and we made this new one.
01:19:46.000 And it was with that spirit.
01:19:49.000 And it was just the two of us.
01:19:50.000 And we never even talked about working with it.
01:19:53.000 We didn't even talk about it.
01:19:54.000 We just put it in the books and we got together.
01:19:56.000 Because I knew that we...
01:19:58.000 I always know, no matter what happens, Pat and I can make music.
01:20:01.000 Because that's just who we are.
01:20:03.000 We don't even have to think about it.
01:20:06.000 Whatever the fuck you're doing, keep doing it exactly the same way.
01:20:11.000 What you've done is, I mean, some of my favorite workout music of all time.
01:20:16.000 Favorite driving, playing music.
01:20:18.000 Sinners to Kids is one of my favorite right about to get on stage songs.
01:20:21.000 That's cool.
01:20:22.000 That's one of my favorites, too, actually.
01:20:24.000 I fucking love that song.
01:20:25.000 That's the funny thing.
01:20:28.000 Sometimes I just nerd out.
01:20:31.000 When I'm just sitting at home, I look at play counts of songs.
01:20:35.000 That one is one of those songs that when we recorded, this is one of our best songs.
01:20:39.000 And it was one of the least purchased, least streamed songs.
01:20:44.000 But it's funny, because I think it's one of Dan's favorites, too.
01:20:48.000 It's a fucking great song.
01:20:49.000 Most of the stuff that, you know, that's what's important about music is it's just to do what you are good at, what you feel, what you connect to.
01:20:59.000 And I think that, I guess that's ultimately what I'm trying to say is that it's always been this way where it's like there's always been this noise of like, you know, annoying, bad kind of mainstream music.
01:21:11.000 And the problem is that because everything is getting streamed on the same platform and there's There's less independent record stores.
01:21:20.000 There's no college music journal.
01:21:24.000 Everything's kind of compared to it.
01:21:26.000 You listen to the new Purple Mountains record, which is a guy who unfortunately passed away this summer, a friend of ours, David Berman.
01:21:36.000 I mean, I think it's maybe his greatest work, right?
01:21:39.000 And the record has maybe a million streams or something.
01:21:44.000 And compared to...
01:21:48.000 Whatever Drake is doing, it gets lost.
01:21:50.000 It's completely lost.
01:21:52.000 I think that there needs to be a better way to highlight this stuff.
01:21:55.000 It's still crazy to me that there isn't a website that I can go to as a crazy music fan that I think is curating music that I actually want to hear.
01:22:06.000 We both have really open minds when it comes to music, but there isn't one thing that's just highlighting stuff from the underground, from mid-level rock bands.
01:22:18.000 Have you ever thought about doing something?
01:22:19.000 We've talked about it.
01:22:20.000 You know how Rollins does it?
01:22:21.000 What does he do every Sunday?
01:22:24.000 He's got a weekly show where he picks all the music, all obscure, cool shit, weird old Stooges songs, whatever he wants.
01:22:35.000 We both have radio shows on Sirius Radio currently.
01:22:41.000 I don't know, man.
01:22:42.000 I don't think many people actually even listen to that.
01:22:47.000 The thing about the serious thing, you have to listen to it when it comes on.
01:22:50.000 You know, if you have it on something where people can just access it at any time.
01:22:54.000 It's also hard because I think that they're part of the problem, actually.
01:22:57.000 Serious?
01:22:58.000 Yeah.
01:22:59.000 Like, the way that they've programmed the four or five rock channels.
01:23:02.000 Like, there's a channel on there called The Spectrum.
01:23:04.000 Dan has a show on there.
01:23:05.000 And it's like the AAA channel, which would be like KCRW here, or whatever.
01:23:11.000 Like, the morning becomes eclectic.
01:23:15.000 I'm trying to think what song it was exactly that I heard, but they started tapping in.
01:23:21.000 This should be a format that's highlighting...
01:23:26.000 I think music that's current, music that's coming out, you know what I mean?
01:23:30.000 And they were playing a couple of U2 songs on there the other day.
01:23:34.000 I'm like, this is a band that plays the Rose Bowl.
01:23:36.000 Why the fuck are you playing them on the fucking AAA, you fucking asshole?
01:23:40.000 You know what I mean?
01:23:40.000 I was like, seriously.
01:23:41.000 And then I go and I look to the alternative station, and the alternative station is playing pop music.
01:23:47.000 You know what I mean?
01:23:47.000 Like literally pop music.
01:23:49.000 And then you go to the alternative channel and they're playing like five or six artists or the indie channel.
01:23:55.000 There's like, there isn't, there's like almost, there's, I don't know.
01:23:59.000 There's like underrepresentation of, of, of, uh, I mean, let me put it this way.
01:24:06.000 I went to France this summer for a month.
01:24:09.000 I always wanted to take this trip.
01:24:11.000 My family and I, we went to the south of France, rented a car.
01:24:14.000 And I decided, I didn't even hook my phone up to the car for weeks.
01:24:18.000 I just, right when I turned it on, I scanned the radio and I heard a song I liked.
01:24:22.000 And I was like, what the fuck is that?
01:24:23.000 On this channel called Radio Nova, which is a nationwide, not digital, terrestrial station in France.
01:24:31.000 I heard this song.
01:24:32.000 I was like, what is that, man?
01:24:33.000 I was like, oh man, that's like a new song by Damon Albarn from Blur, from a record called Africa Express.
01:24:40.000 I never heard.
01:24:41.000 It's amazing, this song.
01:24:43.000 How is that not playing anywhere in America?
01:24:45.000 I listened to this channel every day for the whole trip and every single day I heard maybe two songs in like 21 days that I knew.
01:24:56.000 It was all new.
01:24:57.000 It was all current.
01:24:58.000 Some of it was classic.
01:24:59.000 Even the classic stuff.
01:25:00.000 It was like a Janis Joplin song I'd never heard.
01:25:03.000 It was like true.
01:25:04.000 I felt like I entered a different dimension.
01:25:06.000 And I came back to the U.S. and I put on my satellite radio.
01:25:09.000 I was like, why am I hearing the same fucking bullshit There's so much good shit out there.
01:25:13.000 And even when I go to the algorithm, my algorithm on a...
01:25:17.000 I was sitting with this guy named John Vanderslice the other day, who's a well-known indie producer.
01:25:20.000 We were looking at our algorithms, our predetermined Spotify thing.
01:25:25.000 And every single thing was something that I had listened to already, except for one artist.
01:25:31.000 And it was something I didn't even care for.
01:25:34.000 Like, with all the technology, with all the ways to hear all the millions of songs on Spotify, they still haven't figured out how to satiate someone's desire to hear new music.
01:25:45.000 Do you think it's because they try to program those channels strictly to be commercially viable?
01:25:51.000 They just want to make money from it, and they feel like if they put U2 or an old Elton John song on it, and you're flipping through the channels, you'll stay on it, even if it doesn't match the format that you're looking for.
01:26:00.000 I think...
01:26:01.000 I think that they've gotten their ass so far into metrics and statistics that they've stopped any sort of actual curation using taste.
01:26:10.000 And the only way you get to something worthwhile is through taste.
01:26:14.000 It's really the opposite process that should take place.
01:26:17.000 It should be you build the art up and then the business files behind it.
01:26:23.000 But instead, it's like you have this giant business that you have to keep feeding.
01:26:27.000 Right.
01:26:28.000 So you have to sell more and have as many channels that are as commercially viable as possible, whatever our numbers.
01:26:33.000 Man, I've had a show with that company for five years.
01:26:38.000 I do it for free.
01:26:39.000 I don't get paid.
01:26:40.000 Five years every month, I had this one artist that I worked with.
01:26:44.000 I was like, I really think you should consider this for something that you might want to put on a playlist.
01:26:48.000 Really.
01:26:48.000 This isn't some payola shit.
01:26:50.000 It's been five years.
01:26:51.000 I've...
01:26:52.000 And they're like, she doesn't have the social media numbers we're looking for.
01:26:56.000 I'm like, you know what?
01:26:57.000 That means that what you're adding is just some dumbass that's good at social media.
01:27:01.000 I mean, if that's what qualifies you to get on the radio, then we're all fucked.
01:27:07.000 Well, they should have a better social media, so they don't have to think about that.
01:27:12.000 So when they find a new artist that's great, you pump up their social media with your social media, and then you put them on your network and people tune in.
01:27:20.000 And if you have a trustworthy list of people, if you continue to recommend really good artists, they go, oh, holy shit!
01:27:27.000 He's got good taste.
01:27:28.000 I think that the social media thing is, a lot of it...
01:27:33.000 I mean, I think it's fake.
01:27:37.000 The numbers that the people have?
01:27:38.000 I think the numbers are fake.
01:27:39.000 I think that it, you know, there's a couple of these kind of like, I don't want to name names because I don't want to talk shit about it, but it's like this form of music that I, it's like pop, rap.
01:27:54.000 That it's always like some white dude with tattoos all over his fucking face that just came out of nowhere.
01:28:01.000 And it's always like...
01:28:02.000 Their social media is always like, man, I've cleaned up my act.
01:28:06.000 I'm so glad to be alive.
01:28:07.000 I'm bringing new music to you soon.
01:28:08.000 But that never had a hit.
01:28:10.000 But they have like 500,000 likes on this shit.
01:28:13.000 And you go look at who's liking it, it's all like mindless...
01:28:17.000 Kids.
01:28:18.000 You know what I mean?
01:28:18.000 Not to say that that's bad, but I'm saying like, you can't as an adult, like, programming a radio station, look at that and be like, this means something.
01:28:26.000 You know what I mean?
01:28:27.000 I mean, honestly, if you go back to 1991, right, to when Nirvana's Nevermind came out, The equivalent of social media, they didn't have shit going on.
01:28:39.000 They had a fucking song that just knocked everybody across the fucking face.
01:28:42.000 And because the programmers are looking at these other dumb metrics, they're not going to get that song across.
01:28:49.000 I mean, the Billie Eilish thing is pretty cool, actually.
01:28:54.000 But I think there's a Billie Eilish to be found every month.
01:28:57.000 You know what I mean?
01:28:58.000 It's not that.
01:28:59.000 There's so much good music.
01:29:00.000 And to have to go to France to hear American music on the radio is insane.
01:29:05.000 Well, why don't you curate something like this and put it on the internet?
01:29:09.000 It seems like a simple solution.
01:29:10.000 You have such...
01:29:11.000 Like, strong tastes.
01:29:13.000 And you have a love for this kind of music, and you're already doing it on Sirius for zero money.
01:29:17.000 That's why we're here, Joe.
01:29:18.000 Because we need someone to give us the opportunity.
01:29:22.000 Well, young Jamie's gonna...
01:29:23.000 He'll help you.
01:29:24.000 We'll get it all set up.
01:29:25.000 Hey, speaking of young Jamie, we're playing a festival in Vegas on Saturday.
01:29:30.000 Oh, shit.
01:29:31.000 And Lil Wayne is going on before us.
01:29:34.000 Oh, shit.
01:29:34.000 Which isn't the first time that's happened.
01:29:36.000 That's a good story.
01:29:37.000 We'll tell you.
01:29:37.000 Do you like him?
01:29:38.000 Is he a nice guy?
01:29:39.000 Yeah.
01:29:39.000 I've never met him personally, but his music's cool.
01:29:41.000 But we've got Big Wayne to come out with us right afterward.
01:29:45.000 Oh, okay.
01:29:46.000 Wayne Newton.
01:29:47.000 Oh, no shit.
01:29:48.000 Yeah.
01:29:49.000 In Vegas.
01:29:50.000 We've got Lil Wayne before us.
01:29:51.000 We have to have Big Wayne with us.
01:29:53.000 So we booked...
01:29:54.000 Wayne Newton...
01:29:56.000 Is he going to sing a song?
01:29:57.000 He's going to sing Lonely Boy.
01:29:59.000 Lonely Boy?
01:29:59.000 Yeah.
01:30:00.000 Holy shit.
01:30:02.000 Holy shit.
01:30:03.000 So you should...
01:30:04.000 You should time your psychedelics to be peaking right about then.
01:30:08.000 Dude, that sounds amazing.
01:30:09.000 1240 AM. That sounds amazing.
01:30:13.000 I know.
01:30:14.000 Oh my god.
01:30:15.000 We played this festival with Lil Wayne.
01:30:17.000 It was called the Virgin Mobile Fest.
01:30:19.000 And it was a free fest.
01:30:21.000 Yeah, in Baltimore.
01:30:22.000 Yeah, tickets were free.
01:30:23.000 They paid us.
01:30:24.000 They paid bands well and everything.
01:30:26.000 The Stooges played.
01:30:27.000 We got to hang out with the Stooges, which was amazing because we're backstage and the Ashton brothers are sitting there chain-smoking.
01:30:35.000 Arguing about how to change a catalytic converter.
01:30:38.000 And I'm like, this is so fucking Detroit, man.
01:30:41.000 This is amazing.
01:30:42.000 And they're so real.
01:30:43.000 I was like, this is fucking so...
01:30:44.000 I was like, fuck, man.
01:30:46.000 I was in awe of this shit.
01:30:48.000 And then a couple hours later, Lil Wayne's supposed to go on the same stage as us.
01:30:52.000 Right before us.
01:30:53.000 Right before us.
01:30:54.000 And the stage manager's like, absolutely no buses near the stage.
01:30:59.000 Because it was a horse track.
01:31:00.000 It was like a well-manicured horse track.
01:31:02.000 You couldn't pull a bus on the track.
01:31:04.000 So we had to park our shit way across the field or whatever, and we go over on the golf cart or whatever, and Lil Wayne's supposed to be done.
01:31:15.000 He's not even there yet.
01:31:17.000 And we're like, what the fuck's happening?
01:31:19.000 And then so he shows up.
01:31:23.000 The bus rolls up right to the stage, right across the track.
01:31:27.000 Giant, giant like dents in the track.
01:31:30.000 And him and like, I'm not joking, 30 of his friends get off the bus probably and just immediately go right to the stage.
01:31:36.000 Everybody except for Lil Wayne.
01:31:38.000 Music starts playing from like a CD player.
01:31:40.000 And they play a whole set.
01:31:43.000 Like a whole set.
01:31:44.000 And we're supposed to be on it this time.
01:31:45.000 Yeah.
01:31:47.000 So, we're, like, looking at the clock, like, our set's almost done, and they're still playing.
01:31:51.000 Like, what the fuck's happening?
01:31:53.000 And then it all ends with, like, him getting an electric guitar, and, like, I don't even know what the fuck he was doing, but it wasn't playing it.
01:31:59.000 But it was loud, and it was, like, people were...
01:32:01.000 I think he thought that, like, he could pretend to be a guitar player at a festival, and people would understand it.
01:32:07.000 Like, would just not know that it wasn't...
01:32:11.000 Good.
01:32:11.000 And I was just like, this is fucking crazy.
01:32:14.000 Half the crowd kind of bought it.
01:32:16.000 I'm like...
01:32:17.000 Which is also good for my anxiety, which is like, you don't even have to be good anymore at guitar.
01:32:24.000 But then we're like, you know, our sets, what do we do now?
01:32:31.000 The stage we have is like, well, obviously you're going to get paid.
01:32:35.000 And we're like, obviously.
01:32:37.000 And we're like, well, you need to play a full set or three songs.
01:32:40.000 I'm like, No one paid for a ticket.
01:32:43.000 We're playing three songs.
01:32:45.000 Motherfuckers, we're out of here.
01:32:46.000 So maybe he does that again this time.
01:32:48.000 So if he does, you might get there and only see us play Lonely Boy with Wayne Newton.
01:32:54.000 Which would be worth the cost of admission.
01:32:56.000 Why don't you guys have him go on later?
01:32:59.000 Doesn't that make more sense?
01:33:00.000 Because we have to headline for our egos.
01:33:03.000 I understand.
01:33:05.000 I'd probably switch that around.
01:33:07.000 I'd take the hit.
01:33:09.000 Head to Denver earlier.
01:33:10.000 It just seems like you're going to wait.
01:33:12.000 You're just going to wait.
01:33:14.000 Doing a lot of waiting.
01:33:15.000 We should.
01:33:16.000 Hey, man, I agree.
01:33:17.000 I don't want to go on 11-15.
01:33:19.000 I don't want to go on 11-15.
01:33:20.000 He woke up at 5 this morning.
01:33:22.000 What's he going to do in a couple days?
01:33:23.000 He's a huge act, too.
01:33:24.000 It's not like he can't headline things.
01:33:26.000 He just left the Blink-182 tour, I read, because at the arena shows, obviously, people don't all get there for the support band.
01:33:39.000 Oh.
01:33:40.000 So he was playing like half full room and I think left.
01:33:44.000 We could give him a full room, man.
01:33:48.000 Yeah.
01:33:48.000 I'll take that.
01:33:48.000 I'll take that hit because we could go play blackjack for an hour.
01:33:53.000 Wayne Newton might not be available though.
01:33:54.000 Who set that tour up?
01:33:56.000 That festival?
01:33:57.000 Yeah.
01:33:57.000 Or the Blink-182 thing?
01:33:59.000 Yeah.
01:33:59.000 Who set it up with you guys?
01:34:02.000 What?
01:34:02.000 What tour?
01:34:03.000 I mean, the thing you're doing, the show you're doing.
01:34:05.000 It's a festival, so it's curated by a talent buyer, usually in connection with like AEG or Live Nation.
01:34:12.000 It just seems an odd pairing.
01:34:15.000 Yeah, festivals now are odd.
01:34:16.000 I mean, I think it's cool to have an odd pairing.
01:34:19.000 And it's like, like I said, 11 years ago, we had the same pairing with Will Wayne.
01:34:25.000 But I do think the festival thing has gotten a little bit.
01:34:30.000 Festivals are kind of for younger people.
01:34:33.000 Because of that, there's a lot more...
01:34:37.000 You know, there's like a lot more pop kind of stuff.
01:34:39.000 You know, I think we're one of the few rock bands playing the whole festival, really.
01:34:44.000 I mean, one of the few bands with a drum set, that's for sure.
01:34:49.000 It's a strange time, man.
01:34:51.000 Do you enjoy these festivals?
01:34:53.000 I mean, why do you guys do them at this point?
01:34:55.000 Do you feel like...
01:34:56.000 I don't think we're going to do that many coming up.
01:34:58.000 Yeah.
01:34:59.000 I think this might be one of the last ones we do for a while.
01:35:04.000 Because I would just think at this point, if I was you guys, I'd just want to do my own shit.
01:35:08.000 Well, we pulled out a Woodstock...
01:35:12.000 For that reason.
01:35:14.000 Because we didn't want that to be our first show back in four and a half years.
01:35:17.000 It was more money than we'd ever been paid for a show.
01:35:20.000 Our agent was like, what the?
01:35:21.000 Are you sure you want to?
01:35:26.000 Cancel it.
01:35:26.000 It took him four days of him checking.
01:35:29.000 Are you sure?
01:35:30.000 We're like, cancel it.
01:35:34.000 A, it's not going to be cool.
01:35:35.000 B, I don't want to play that as our first show back.
01:35:38.000 And he's like, well, there's a good chance it's going to get canceled.
01:35:40.000 And if you cancel it, you're not going to get paid.
01:35:42.000 I was like, why would we want to headline a festival if it gets canceled?
01:35:46.000 It makes us look like we can't...
01:35:50.000 Is this your agent?
01:35:52.000 Yes.
01:35:52.000 That's hilarious.
01:35:53.000 They're trying to get you paid for something that might get cancelled.
01:35:56.000 I don't feel comfortable taking money like that.
01:35:58.000 Pat, we got a guarantee.
01:35:59.000 We got a guarantee, Pat.
01:36:01.000 That's hilarious.
01:36:03.000 Which year was this?
01:36:04.000 Which year Woodstock?
01:36:05.000 This one.
01:36:05.000 This one.
01:36:06.000 Okay.
01:36:06.000 Be Real showed us footage of the one that he was at, which was how many years ago?
01:36:10.000 Quite a few.
01:36:12.000 I saw him there.
01:36:13.000 Insane.
01:36:13.000 I saw that performance.
01:36:14.000 I was there with my brother.
01:36:15.000 When they stole the sneakers?
01:36:16.000 He crowd surfed and they took his shoes?
01:36:18.000 Yeah.
01:36:19.000 People came to different shows with his shoes and they signed them?
01:36:23.000 I saw a third base.
01:36:23.000 I saw a third base.
01:36:25.000 Wow.
01:36:25.000 I saw...
01:36:26.000 It was pretty wild.
01:36:28.000 It looks like...
01:36:28.000 And I ended in flames.
01:36:29.000 It looks like chaos.
01:36:30.000 There's too many people.
01:36:32.000 You had a helicopter folks in.
01:36:33.000 It's like all the cars are blocking the highway.
01:36:36.000 Like, this is a shit show.
01:36:38.000 Do they do it the same way?
01:36:39.000 I just remember a corn headline one night, and it was just like a sea of fucking people, and it was so dark, and it was ominous.
01:36:50.000 You know what I mean?
01:36:51.000 It was just fucking wild.
01:36:52.000 And they all had that haircut that went on back then, where you'd shave the sides and the back, and then pull the top back.
01:36:58.000 You know that?
01:36:58.000 A lot of angst.
01:36:59.000 And the metal ball necklaces.
01:37:02.000 Metal ball necklaces?
01:37:03.000 I missed that one.
01:37:04.000 It was like, I don't know, ball bearings.
01:37:06.000 Do you know this?
01:37:06.000 Oh yeah, sure, ball bearings.
01:37:07.000 That was big at Akron, at least.
01:37:09.000 I worked at a record store when that Korn record came out in 1999, and that's when I first really got a glimpse at how fucked we are.
01:37:20.000 There's like a Modest Mouse record that come out and I sold like two or three copies of it and there's just like droves of morons coming in.
01:37:28.000 It's like, I need the new Korn record.
01:37:31.000 We had boxes upon boxes.
01:37:33.000 Like, fuck, man.
01:37:34.000 We're fucked.
01:37:35.000 And I went into the bathroom and thinking about this, and the bathroom in that place was just covered in pornography.
01:37:43.000 And I was like, this is so fucked up.
01:37:46.000 And then the movie Idiocracy came out and I was like, we're fucking living in this shit already.
01:37:51.000 And then the last five years have happened and I was like, we're fucking so deep into this shit, man.
01:37:56.000 We're so deep.
01:37:57.000 Yeah, it's happening at the same time they're cracking the egg that is artificial intelligence.
01:38:03.000 Trying to get that fucking thing to hatch.
01:38:04.000 Dude, they need it for certain areas.
01:38:06.000 I went to this rural county fair outside of Nashville a couple weeks ago because my wife wanted to take our baby to see the little piglets and stuff.
01:38:17.000 So we go into that, like the 4-H kind of area, and it's cute and like, you know, real motherfuckers who work their asses off in there.
01:38:27.000 But then we go into the actual fair part where, and it is these people I sold corn records to, like 20 years ago, are now there.
01:38:36.000 And dude, I bonked.
01:38:38.000 Okay, they had lemonade, right?
01:38:40.000 Which is basically, like, crunchy lemonade.
01:38:42.000 There's so much sugar in this shit.
01:38:43.000 Like, everyone's getting, like, diabetes on the spot.
01:38:46.000 I ordered three large lemonades.
01:38:48.000 They're $6 a piece, right?
01:38:50.000 I gave the woman a $20 bill, and she gives me back $15 and starts...
01:38:56.000 And starts talking to me.
01:38:59.000 And as she's doing this, she's like, talking about fucking, I'm not joking, Wheel of Fortune.
01:39:06.000 Just to no one.
01:39:07.000 And I'm like, this shit.
01:39:08.000 Oh my god.
01:39:10.000 I asked Michelle, I was like, Michelle, what do I do?
01:39:13.000 She's like, don't correct this shit.
01:39:14.000 It's going to be way too complicated.
01:39:16.000 Just take it as like, take the money, don't feel guilty.
01:39:20.000 You're going to embarrass her.
01:39:21.000 She doesn't even know what's happening.
01:39:23.000 She's talking about fucking Vanna White.
01:39:24.000 And it's like, Fuck.
01:39:26.000 And I looked around and I'm like, man, there's a lot of fucking people on pills in this country or something.
01:39:30.000 Oh, yeah.
01:39:31.000 And then that's where I started going on this rant on the way home.
01:39:36.000 My baby's trying to sleep.
01:39:37.000 I'm like, how is Bernie Sanders talking about paying back college loans when there's people who don't have a middle school or high school education?
01:39:46.000 You know what I mean?
01:39:47.000 A lot of this comes down to just fucking education.
01:39:50.000 You know what I mean?
01:39:51.000 And I was like, that's a really weird way to talk about spending tax dollars is on paying back college loans.
01:40:00.000 Well, I think he just wants to free people from debt.
01:40:02.000 The problem with college loans is people sign up for them when you're young and dumb and you don't exactly know what you're doing.
01:40:08.000 And we're getting to a point in our life where senior citizens...
01:40:11.000 We knew that we needed to drop out because we wouldn't get a fucking job from Akron University's...
01:40:17.000 Philosophy department.
01:40:18.000 Yeah, we started the band with debt.
01:40:20.000 We both had debt from school.
01:40:21.000 We both had debt.
01:40:22.000 Almost everybody does.
01:40:23.000 I actually went to this art school for a minute.
01:40:25.000 They let recruiters come into the fucking high schools.
01:40:27.000 It seems criminal to me.
01:40:28.000 It's kind of Weasley.
01:40:30.000 They're talking you into something.
01:40:32.000 Check it out.
01:40:32.000 I went to this school.
01:40:33.000 Maybe a good thing for you.
01:40:34.000 I went to this school for two quarters called the Art Institute of Pittsburgh, right?
01:40:39.000 And I didn't know that it wasn't accredited.
01:40:43.000 I didn't know shit.
01:40:44.000 They came and they recruited me and I couldn't get into any art school.
01:40:47.000 I had horrible grades in math.
01:40:50.000 So I tested into like four years of remedial math.
01:40:52.000 So I was like, I don't want to fucking do that.
01:40:54.000 I like photography or whatever.
01:40:57.000 And after two quarters, I had a teacher who just came up to me in the morning after a 10 o'clock or 10.30 class or whatever, like reeked of whiskey.
01:41:05.000 And he said, I need to talk to you.
01:41:09.000 And he busted out his portfolio, which is all at this point.
01:41:12.000 This is like 1998. This shit's from the mid-70s.
01:41:15.000 Dusty.
01:41:16.000 All the colors are faded.
01:41:18.000 Do you want to do this with your life?
01:41:20.000 And it's photographs of cupboards, cabinets.
01:41:23.000 Photographed cabinets.
01:41:25.000 Get the fuck out of here, kid!
01:41:27.000 Oh my god!
01:41:30.000 This degree is meaningless.
01:41:32.000 It's unaccredited.
01:41:32.000 You want to fucking be loading cameras the rest of your fucking life.
01:41:35.000 He's like, you're the only one in here that gives a fuck.
01:41:37.000 And I'm like, are you fucking serious?
01:41:38.000 He's like, I'm fucking serious.
01:41:40.000 And I went home and I was like, Dad, I think I made a mistake.
01:41:43.000 And this school was like $8,000 a quarter.
01:41:46.000 It was fucking expensive.
01:41:47.000 Whoa.
01:41:48.000 Oh, wow.
01:41:49.000 And I dropped out.
01:41:51.000 So then I drop out and I had this whole other experience.
01:41:53.000 But fast forward to 2014. We're on tour.
01:41:56.000 We're about to go to Pittsburgh.
01:41:57.000 I'm talking to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
01:42:00.000 And I'm like, oh yeah, man, I love Pittsburgh.
01:42:02.000 From Akron, two hours away.
01:42:03.000 I actually used to live there.
01:42:05.000 I went to this school.
01:42:07.000 Actually, it's one of the biggest scams of all fucking time.
01:42:09.000 And they're like, what school?
01:42:10.000 Artists in Pittsburgh.
01:42:11.000 And it became local news for weeks.
01:42:14.000 Like...
01:42:15.000 So I just did a pre-tour interview with the same writer a couple weeks ago.
01:42:19.000 He's like, hey man, remember that interview we did about, you were talking about talking shit on Art Institute of Pittsburgh?
01:42:25.000 I was like, yeah, he's like, they went out of business.
01:42:28.000 And like, literally, they kind of hold you accountable for it.
01:42:32.000 And I'm like, how does a college go out of business?
01:42:35.000 Because they're scamming fucking kids.
01:42:37.000 It was a scam.
01:42:39.000 A lot of colleges are fucking scam.
01:42:41.000 Wow.
01:42:43.000 I know I had a relative who was going to...
01:42:46.000 I've paid for a lot of fucking liberal arts schools.
01:42:48.000 You would be surprised how much I've paid for.
01:42:51.000 I never went to a school.
01:42:52.000 I help out family members and shit.
01:42:54.000 I've paid for a year at Oberlin, which is not fucking cheap.
01:42:57.000 I should get a fucking honorary degree from this shit.
01:43:00.000 I've paid for this shit.
01:43:01.000 I don't have a fucking education.
01:43:03.000 I got asked to pay for some of Lewis and Clark, you know, and it's fucking $60,000 a year school in Portland.
01:43:12.000 Man, there's a school called Oberlin, Super Liberal Arts School, really cool radio station, a lot of cool people go to the conservatory, you know, man, but very liberal school.
01:43:22.000 And Dan and I are pretty liberal motherfuckers, you know, and it's not far from Akron.
01:43:26.000 It's close.
01:43:27.000 So I would drive to Oberlin.
01:43:28.000 They had good shows there.
01:43:30.000 Yeah, 60 miles.
01:43:31.000 My girlfriend went there at the time, and I would go see concerts and all kinds of shit.
01:43:36.000 But every time I would go there, like, all these kids that were, like, from New York City, rich kids from New York or whatever, like, oh, man.
01:43:42.000 I would express an opinion about something.
01:43:45.000 And they'd be like, man, you're just a townie, dude.
01:43:47.000 Like, just a townie.
01:43:48.000 I'm like, fuck you, motherfucker.
01:43:50.000 Like, who the fuck are you?
01:43:53.000 Your parents have a bigger bank account than mine.
01:43:55.000 That's the only difference, you fucking asshole.
01:43:57.000 And I don't feel bad that you don't have a job after you have a fucking degree here, you fucking dick.
01:44:02.000 Like...
01:44:04.000 Jesus Christ, this is so specific.
01:44:06.000 I mean, I'm serious.
01:44:07.000 I don't feel bad that you don't have a job after going to college.
01:44:12.000 I mean, I don't know.
01:44:16.000 I was fully prepared to, when I dropped out of school, if the Black Keys thing hadn't worked, start a lawn care business.
01:44:22.000 I don't know.
01:44:23.000 Wash people's fucking windows.
01:44:24.000 I don't really know.
01:44:25.000 I wasn't going to write papers.
01:44:27.000 I wasn't going to write academic papers.
01:44:29.000 I knew that much.
01:44:34.000 Believe it or not.
01:44:37.000 This is a tour, basically.
01:44:39.000 This is what tour is.
01:44:40.000 This is what you guys do?
01:44:40.000 Yeah.
01:44:41.000 This is it, man.
01:44:42.000 Dude, you get wound up.
01:44:44.000 Oh, yeah, dude.
01:44:45.000 You get wound up over nothing.
01:44:46.000 I don't mean it, dude.
01:44:48.000 My stepdaughter has her friends over, right?
01:44:52.000 And I'm like...
01:44:56.000 And I was like, she had her birthday party.
01:44:59.000 She had three of her friends over.
01:45:00.000 They're all 14. And they were over for two hours already.
01:45:05.000 It was like a beautiful day in the summertime.
01:45:06.000 And I go up into their room and there's no sound.
01:45:11.000 I'm like, they're all on their devices.
01:45:13.000 And I'm like, you guys need to give me your fucking devices.
01:45:18.000 Get out of the room.
01:45:20.000 I'm like so jacked up, like Sergeant Slaughter.
01:45:23.000 And I'm like, as I'm mad, I'm like, I don't mean to sound this irritated.
01:45:27.000 I don't know why I do.
01:45:29.000 I just don't mean to sound that irritated.
01:45:31.000 I really don't care as much as I sound.
01:45:34.000 But I need to show you that there's other stuff to do, and you guys should be hanging out.
01:45:41.000 And then, like, it was weird, because I was telling them, like, you know, when I was a kid, we used to watch Troll 2, and, like, we would have sleepover, watch Troll 2, and make fun of it.
01:45:48.000 Troll 2 the movie?
01:45:49.000 The movie, yeah.
01:45:50.000 So I'm like, I go up there, like, late at night, like, one in the morning, they're all watching Troll 2, but the thing is, like, they're deep into the movie.
01:45:56.000 I'm like, oh my god, we always turned it off after the first hour.
01:46:00.000 You guys, I forgot to tell you, you guys are gonna warp your brains watching all of Troll 2. I've never seen Troll 2. I only saw Troll 1. What's the difference?
01:46:12.000 There is a movie, I think, called Troll, but it's not related.
01:46:16.000 They're not related?
01:46:17.000 No, Troll 2 isn't related.
01:46:21.000 How is that possible?
01:46:23.000 Imagine there's a Troll 1. I'm going to call my movie Troll 2. But hey, Troll's my movie.
01:46:27.000 No, no, no.
01:46:28.000 It's about trolls.
01:46:29.000 I could be wrong, but I really believe...
01:46:33.000 I really believe Troll 2 isn't related to Troll 1 at all.
01:46:35.000 That is a hilarious thing.
01:46:36.000 If that's true, that is a hilarious thing to do to somebody.
01:46:39.000 I don't think that Troll 1 even exists, actually.
01:46:43.000 Really?
01:46:43.000 Yeah.
01:46:44.000 How is there only Troll 2?
01:46:47.000 I don't know, but this is a big thing, actually.
01:46:49.000 Is that a real screenshot?
01:46:50.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:46:50.000 This is a huge thing.
01:46:52.000 Oh, my God.
01:46:53.000 Oh, my God.
01:46:54.000 That is so goofy looking.
01:46:56.000 Well, there's this video store when we were kids.
01:46:59.000 Videos were a big deal for us, actually.
01:47:01.000 Yeah, Highland Square Video.
01:47:03.000 Jamie, find out if there's a Troll 1. Because if there's only a Troll 2, somehow or another it makes it even more magical.
01:47:10.000 I don't think there's a Troll 1, man.
01:47:11.000 Search Troll 1. Maybe this one, 1986?
01:47:14.000 No.
01:47:16.000 It's not related, though, man.
01:47:17.000 No, but there was a movie about these giant trolls.
01:47:21.000 Or was it...
01:47:22.000 It's like Leonard Part 6. There's a Leonard Part 5 or 4 or 3 or 2 or 1. But that's hilarious.
01:47:28.000 It's called Troll 2. There was one movie.
01:47:31.000 I want to say it was a foreign movie that was really ridiculous about these giant trolls a few years back.
01:47:38.000 And it was pretty stupid, too.
01:47:40.000 I thought this was it, but this is a different one.
01:47:42.000 Well, that's back in the time when things were made that were horrible.
01:47:46.000 And it was almost like people didn't realize how bad they were.
01:47:49.000 Oh, look at this.
01:47:50.000 It has no real connection to the original troll.
01:47:53.000 Yeah.
01:47:55.000 Which is his troll in 1986. This is not the one that I saw.
01:47:58.000 I saw some other one.
01:47:59.000 The trolls were giant.
01:48:00.000 They were like as big as trees.
01:48:02.000 They were like in the distance.
01:48:04.000 Yeah, man.
01:48:05.000 It's a revelation.
01:48:06.000 Something about great, bad movies, though.
01:48:08.000 They're fun.
01:48:09.000 Well, you know how the secret knowledge of things, like videos getting passed around before YouTube, and it's no different than music was the same way.
01:48:16.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:48:18.000 This weird record would come across, like the first Mad Professor dub record, which you would never find in Akron anywhere.
01:48:26.000 You'd get a dub copy of that.
01:48:28.000 But it was like that with videos, too.
01:48:30.000 Jessica White.
01:48:31.000 Yeah.
01:48:31.000 Jessica White, yeah.
01:48:32.000 Jessica White.
01:48:33.000 Yeah, Pat.
01:48:34.000 Yeah.
01:48:34.000 Were you the first one to show me that?
01:48:35.000 Yeah.
01:48:36.000 Or Steve Bannick was.
01:48:37.000 That fucking documentary, The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, holy shit.
01:48:44.000 Dude, I've never seen it, but while they were making that, we knew someone who was in touch with Jessica.
01:48:49.000 Because we were...
01:48:50.000 Into Jesco based on that PBS thing from the early 90s.
01:48:54.000 We've got four track recordings where we're basically quoting lines from the original documentary.
01:48:58.000 We were watching this stuff in like 95, 96. Look at them.
01:49:03.000 Yeah, well, check it out.
01:49:05.000 We were playing our first show at the Ryman.
01:49:08.000 Our very first show at the Mother Church.
01:49:10.000 At the Mother Church of Country Music.
01:49:12.000 We had Jesco come down from West Virginia and dance.
01:49:17.000 And he got so fucking drunk.
01:49:19.000 There's video of it.
01:49:20.000 He got shit hammered.
01:49:21.000 He took his shirt off, started twiddling his nipples, and started faking masturbation.
01:49:27.000 And then his sister was dragging him off stage.
01:49:29.000 No one since Hank Williams has been...
01:49:31.000 Look at that.
01:49:31.000 Oh, I've never seen that.
01:49:33.000 Wow.
01:49:33.000 He literally got thrown out the back door with his shoes fell off.
01:49:38.000 But they were his grandfather's tap shoes.
01:49:41.000 Yeah, and then someone accused us of stealing his shoes.
01:49:43.000 I was like, the dude fucking lost his shoes.
01:49:46.000 I didn't steal his shoes.
01:49:47.000 Did you have interactions with him, or did it just go on?
01:49:50.000 No, no.
01:49:50.000 I spoke to him a little bit.
01:49:51.000 But you guys organized those?
01:49:53.000 Yeah.
01:49:53.000 Oh, yeah.
01:49:54.000 Didn't you want to say hi to him?
01:49:56.000 I said hi to him.
01:49:57.000 Oh, you did?
01:49:58.000 Oh, yeah.
01:49:58.000 You didn't, Pat?
01:49:59.000 I didn't because by the time he was there, by the time I saw him, he was wasted.
01:50:07.000 He was wild-eyed.
01:50:09.000 Wild-eyed.
01:50:10.000 Yeah, it was, like, for real.
01:50:12.000 Sometimes the joke just gets...
01:50:13.000 It's like, oh, that's...
01:50:14.000 The joke gets too real.
01:50:15.000 Yeah.
01:50:16.000 I thought he was coming, like, actually tap and do his shit, but he was just so shit-faced he couldn't do it.
01:50:20.000 Well, I recommended that movie to somebody, and they watched it, and he was like, hey, man, why the fuck did you make me watch that?
01:50:26.000 Yeah, what's wrong with you?
01:50:27.000 That was horrible.
01:50:27.000 Those people live in hell.
01:50:29.000 I try to show people that, like, oh, yeah, there's people, like...
01:50:33.000 You know, some people will be like, why the fuck would you watch a movie like that?
01:50:37.000 How could you say that to influence on you?
01:50:38.000 I don't know.
01:50:41.000 I don't know.
01:50:42.000 West Virginia is a strange place, man.
01:50:44.000 And those people that are, you know, living in trailers and doing a lot of pills and there's like entire communities have zero hope and insanely poor.
01:50:55.000 That's one of my favorite states.
01:50:57.000 It's so beautiful there.
01:50:58.000 It's gorgeous.
01:50:59.000 The New River is beautiful.
01:51:01.000 I dated a girl who lived right there in Steubenville, right on the Dean Martin Highway.
01:51:07.000 Man, it was so pretty.
01:51:09.000 She lived in Ohio and could see Pennsylvania and West Virginia across the river from her front porch.
01:51:15.000 So pretty.
01:51:16.000 There's something kind of magical about that state, actually.
01:51:19.000 You go in there and you're like, oh yeah, this is fucking cool.
01:51:21.000 There's these weird diners.
01:51:22.000 There's You know, the thing is, it's like, there's no industry, so people don't have jobs, obviously.
01:51:28.000 Then they also, if they own property, the property is completely worthless.
01:51:32.000 It's like, a lot of America is like that, you know, and people tend to forget, like, a lot of people.
01:51:38.000 We're so used to seeing it.
01:51:39.000 I mean, we grew up in Akron.
01:51:40.000 We grew up in Akron.
01:51:40.000 Where the industry, I mean, we have those big rubber money, like mansions that are just vacant now, you know?
01:51:49.000 Yeah, when I'm in like anywhere, including at home in Nashville, I'm like, fuck the $3 million for that fucking house.
01:51:56.000 It's like, you could buy the whole fucking city block in Akron, $3 million.
01:52:00.000 There's a house for sale in Akron right now that was the co-founder of Goodyear Tires Mansion.
01:52:05.000 It's $1.7 million.
01:52:07.000 It's like 18,000 square feet.
01:52:08.000 It's fucking insane.
01:52:10.000 Wow.
01:52:11.000 Yeah.
01:52:11.000 And there's a three-bedroom apartment around the corner from our hotel in Santa Monica.
01:52:16.000 What would you take?
01:52:18.000 Same price.
01:52:19.000 One of them's 100 acres.
01:52:21.000 One of them is made out of all materials you can get at Home Depot.
01:52:26.000 One of them's hand-carved woodwork.
01:52:30.000 I'm still surprised that more people haven't left the big cities and moved into places, more people working virtually.
01:52:37.000 I don't know why they haven't.
01:52:39.000 I mean, I never moved to the big city, really.
01:52:41.000 Nashville's the biggest city I've ever lived in.
01:52:43.000 Nashville's not a big city.
01:52:45.000 No.
01:52:45.000 But it's got a good size.
01:52:48.000 There's plenty of folks.
01:52:49.000 Yeah, there's plenty of people.
01:52:51.000 It's a cool city.
01:52:52.000 It feels like the same size to me as Cleveland or Detroit.
01:52:55.000 I know it's slightly bigger population-wise, but footprint-wise, it's smaller, I think.
01:53:02.000 You drive through Cleveland, it takes a long time.
01:53:05.000 If you're going length-wise, at least.
01:53:07.000 Otherwise, it's really short.
01:53:08.000 It's two miles wide.
01:53:10.000 It's like 30 miles long.
01:53:12.000 But growing up in Akron, you guys had to feel like you were on the outside of the music business, right?
01:53:19.000 Like the business itself was in Nashville and L.A. and New York.
01:53:23.000 Growing up in a town, do you think there's an advantage?
01:53:26.000 Well, we did, but oddly, Pat and I had a connection to the real music business, both in our family.
01:53:34.000 My cousin was Robert Quine, a guitar player, who played with Lou Reed and Richard Hell and the Voidoids, one of the first punk guitar players, really influential, and then Pat's uncle's Ralph Carney, saxophone player, played on all the Tom Waits records,
01:53:49.000 B-52 records, all kinds of records.
01:53:52.000 So it was weird.
01:53:53.000 These guys weren't like financially successful, but they were critically lauded kind of individuals.
01:53:58.000 They were professional musicians.
01:54:00.000 On records, and it was just odd.
01:54:03.000 We grew up around the block from each other.
01:54:05.000 We looked at that, and the idea of making a record, that's all we wanted to do, was make a record.
01:54:14.000 By the time we were selling 150, 200-seat rooms, we were like, we fucking made it.
01:54:19.000 This is it.
01:54:20.000 This is fucking awesome.
01:54:20.000 This is what we wanted.
01:54:22.000 And then...
01:54:24.000 We would be like, what if we tried to sell out the 400-seat room?
01:54:28.000 What if, you know, it just kind of slowly went.
01:54:30.000 And then finally, we got to this point where we were like, well, what if we tried to play Madison Square Garden?
01:54:37.000 And our manager was like, yeah, you could do it.
01:54:39.000 And we're like, well, let's do it.
01:54:41.000 And then we did two nights there.
01:54:43.000 And that's literally what started from playing.
01:54:46.000 Our tour history, like, in Brooklyn, or in New York, was like, we opened for a ska band on a Monday night.
01:54:56.000 In Brooklyn, for $50, we drove all the way from Akron to get there.
01:55:00.000 Eight hours each way.
01:55:02.000 We made $50.
01:55:03.000 That was our first show in New York.
01:55:05.000 Wow.
01:55:06.000 Yeah, that to the fucking Barclays or whatever.
01:55:09.000 But it was all like, honestly, when we got to the point where we were playing Troubadour, I was like, we fucking have done it.
01:55:14.000 We fucking got there.
01:55:17.000 And they're like, well, there's another venue down the road.
01:55:19.000 A little bit bigger.
01:55:20.000 Well, it's always your agent.
01:55:21.000 Yeah, it's another venue.
01:55:23.000 Well, that's why someone who doesn't understand anxiety is never going to understand how a person like you, with all that success, could still get weirded out.
01:55:33.000 Do you know?
01:55:34.000 I mean, that's what makes it interesting, the managing of the mind.
01:55:39.000 You know, I mean, Dan and I are both pretty confident, but we're not like...
01:55:43.000 I think you're only as good as your last show, really.
01:55:47.000 You're only as good as your last record.
01:55:48.000 Yeah.
01:55:50.000 You know, you can't just skate by under shit.
01:55:52.000 Yeah.
01:55:53.000 And we all knew bands growing up that kind of did, right?
01:55:56.000 They had a couple good albums and then things kind of went off the rails.
01:56:00.000 Dude, it's like my favorite band is growing up with Devo because they're from Akron and they're like this different kind of crazy band, punk band.
01:56:10.000 There is something special about Akron, though.
01:56:12.000 Yeah, there is.
01:56:13.000 Something special about Ohio.
01:56:15.000 Yeah.
01:56:15.000 But you watch a band like Devo, though, I was going to say get to L.A. and whatever happened there, the change that happened.
01:56:25.000 I mean, that's been something that Dan and I have been actively trying to avoid is that kind of thing.
01:56:35.000 But yeah, that's like, I go home to Akron, I fully accept and know that I'm going to get made fun of for certain things.
01:56:42.000 I mean, I'm going to, like a real individual, get my shit thrown at me by my friends and they're going to make fun of me for whatever.
01:56:51.000 And Rightfully so.
01:56:55.000 But yeah, Akron, I mean, Ohio and the Midwest, it's an inspiring place because it kind of is a vacuum and the people who are operating there, like 99% of them are operating just because they have no other choice and they love doing what they're doing.
01:57:09.000 Music-wise.
01:57:10.000 So you go to New York the first time and it's like, you know, the smallest little band has a connection to the biggest producer and it's like that here too, you know?
01:57:21.000 And that's why, like, it's like- That's true.
01:57:24.000 People like a little, like a group, anytime there's like four teenagers playing music together here, like, ah, A&R comes out, ah.
01:57:32.000 We're going to give you a big deal and get you on MTV. It never fucking works out.
01:57:37.000 I mean, think about the amount of fucking bands that have come from Los Angeles.
01:57:40.000 How many great rock and roll bands have come from LA? I mean, seriously.
01:57:45.000 It's a fucking massive city.
01:57:46.000 It's the biggest county in the country.
01:57:48.000 The music industry is here.
01:57:52.000 Take the last 20 years of great bands from Los Angeles, you wouldn't have a long list.
01:57:58.000 Same with New York City.
01:58:01.000 If you go the last 40 years, the list doesn't grow that much.
01:58:05.000 Do you think it's better, that's what I'm saying, do you think it's better to be on the outside?
01:58:08.000 Do you think it's better to be in a city where you're in kind of a small town?
01:58:12.000 Here's what I think is best.
01:58:13.000 I think if you can really integrate with the music industry peripherally from the outside, it's always best.
01:58:21.000 How so?
01:58:22.000 What do you mean?
01:58:22.000 Like, if you end up signing a major label, like, look, we almost signed, we got some offers early on to sign to major labels.
01:58:29.000 Early on.
01:58:30.000 And we did not do it.
01:58:32.000 Mostly because we kept being strung along.
01:58:35.000 The contract would be there in a week.
01:58:37.000 A week would pass.
01:58:38.000 It wouldn't show up.
01:58:38.000 Two weeks would pass.
01:58:39.000 We'd call.
01:58:40.000 It'll be there next week.
01:58:41.000 Finally, we were like, fuck this.
01:58:43.000 We realized at the age of 22, we realized if we signed this shit and they can't get a contract to us to even look at in six weeks, if we make a record, we're going to be so fucking logjammed.
01:58:55.000 We're never going to be able to do this shit.
01:58:57.000 So we took the gamble and we signed with the small indie and just kept fucking going.
01:59:01.000 And when we finally went to a major, it was a subsidiary of a major with a really supportive president and we were kind of on the outside still.
01:59:12.000 Even though we were inside, we were on the outside.
01:59:14.000 And we were able to do our thing.
01:59:16.000 We've never had an A&R guy sit around and tell us to speed a song up or whatever.
01:59:20.000 But the problem is, if you get in without having some of those boxes ticked, and you get in, you sign a big record deal off the bat, some fucking dumbass who has a communications degree from, like, fucking Pepperdine is going to be sitting down next to you and be like,
01:59:37.000 I think the hi-hat's too loud, bro.
01:59:39.000 I mean, K-Rock can't play that.
01:59:43.000 This guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
01:59:45.000 That right there, when you get those notes coming from some dude that's your A&R guy that doesn't really know what he's doing.
01:59:50.000 I mean, there are good A&R guys, but most of them are these types of dudes.
01:59:53.000 And they'll be like, yeah, man.
01:59:55.000 And it's basically what they are doing right then when they're getting it in your head and be like, You gotta change the hi-hat on the mix, man.
02:00:03.000 What they're saying is, when this record fucking fails, and I can't deliver any sort of fandom to you, that I'm gonna say that you turned the hi-hat down too low.
02:00:13.000 Or, I turned the hi-hat, you didn't turn it down low enough.
02:00:17.000 There's all cop-outs everywhere.
02:00:19.000 And the only way to get through that is to...
02:00:22.000 We learned how to make records ourselves in a basement.
02:00:24.000 We had a tape machine, a $100 tape machine, and Radio Shack microphones, and we recorded our first record like that.
02:00:33.000 We did our second record like that, our third record like that, our fourth record like that.
02:00:38.000 And finally, we...
02:00:39.000 We went into the studio with Danger Mouse, and we knew how to run a mixing desk.
02:00:45.000 You know what I mean?
02:00:45.000 We knew what we liked.
02:00:47.000 So if someone came in that wasn't Danger Mouse, or one of the mixing engineers we've worked with, if someone came in and said the kick drum sounds like shit, we'd be like, fuck off.
02:00:59.000 We know what a kick drum can sound like.
02:01:01.000 We've been doing this.
02:01:04.000 And I think basically, if you can spend the time, get the time.
02:01:07.000 That's why back in the day, it's like, A band takes years to develop.
02:01:16.000 It took us eight years before we got us on the radio of actively making records and touring.
02:01:22.000 And a lot of this stuff is set up with labels where they want a hit on the second record.
02:01:27.000 I'm married to a woman who sold millions and millions of albums of songs that she wrote.
02:01:35.000 And when she turned in an Americana record, Like, Warner Brothers gave her such the runaround, they shelved the record that cost 800 grand to make.
02:01:44.000 Because they said there wasn't any hits on it.
02:01:46.000 That's no way to be an artist.
02:01:48.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:01:49.000 Yeah.
02:01:49.000 And so we've just always avoided that.
02:01:51.000 So they shelved the record, they just didn't even bother trying to release it to cut their losses?
02:01:55.000 No, man.
02:01:56.000 And then they charged her for it, and then they drop her.
02:01:59.000 I mean, that's why...
02:02:00.000 So they shelve it, they never release it?
02:02:03.000 Yeah, they've never released it.
02:02:04.000 And they just drop her.
02:02:05.000 Yeah, dude, that's how they do this shit.
02:02:07.000 The archives of these labels are filled up with shit that's been shelved.
02:02:10.000 Really?
02:02:10.000 Hell yeah, man.
02:02:12.000 I don't know the business.
02:02:13.000 Well, I learned all this stuff early on because my uncle Ralph, who Dan mentioned, was signed to Warner Brothers in the late 70s.
02:02:21.000 He made a record with his band called Tin Huey.
02:02:25.000 It sold like 5,000 albums, you know, like failure.
02:02:30.000 And then they gave him like 30 grand to fuck off.
02:02:35.000 And they made a record in between then and they just fucking showed it.
02:02:39.000 It happens all the time.
02:02:42.000 How many good records do they have shelved?
02:02:44.000 What do they do with them ultimately?
02:02:45.000 Like, if people know about it.
02:02:47.000 Dude, I think there's a lot of good records, but I also think, I think there's a lot of records that started off really good, and then some Pepperdine dude is like, remix this, you need to remix it, you need to add this, you need to do this, do this.
02:03:00.000 Some dude just guessing, you know?
02:03:02.000 It's like, it's not hard to just guess.
02:03:04.000 It's like, if you're looking at remodeling your kitchen, and you're an idiot, you just be like, Put the stove here.
02:03:10.000 Oh, not fucked up.
02:03:11.000 Put it over to the left, actually.
02:03:13.000 You know what I mean?
02:03:14.000 But if you're really a producer or musician that makes records and you turn in a record, it's so frustrating when you get someone that doesn't know what they're doing coming back like, oh, maybe you should do this.
02:03:25.000 I actually had that happen to me.
02:03:26.000 There's this band called the Sheepdogs, this Canadian band that actually, this record ended up going platinum in Canada.
02:03:33.000 And in the U.S., it never even got pushed to radio.
02:03:35.000 Not even one song.
02:03:37.000 But this guy, Chad Blake, who Dan and I work with all the time, who's mixed our last four records, he mixed this record.
02:03:45.000 This guy is like a genius.
02:03:46.000 An audio...
02:03:48.000 Wizard.
02:03:49.000 Yeah, he's a wizard.
02:03:50.000 He lives in Wales in a little house.
02:03:53.000 His wife works with horses.
02:03:55.000 He's got a little side room, just a tiny little room, just like half the size of this.
02:03:59.000 And he mixes huge records.
02:04:03.000 He's a badass.
02:04:04.000 This whole record's budget was like $60,000, including them living off of it and shit.
02:04:08.000 So I took the entire budget and it was spent on a little cheap studio.
02:04:15.000 Um...
02:04:18.000 A friend of mine who's going to engineer it, them to live, and the rest of it went to Chad to mix it.
02:04:22.000 So I get the mixes back, and this A&R guy's listening to the mixes, and is like, I think the hi-hat's too loud on this song.
02:04:31.000 I'm not joking.
02:04:31.000 And I'm on tour with Dan, and I'm like, I called Danger.
02:04:36.000 I'm like, what do I do?
02:04:37.000 He's like, you know what to do.
02:04:39.000 I was like, send him the same mix and label it mix four and tell him it's been lower.
02:04:44.000 He's like, that's right.
02:04:45.000 But then he's like, you also need to remember, you are fucked now.
02:04:49.000 They will never service this song.
02:04:51.000 Because that's the cop-out.
02:04:52.000 I was like, bullshit.
02:04:53.000 He's like, just watch.
02:04:54.000 And it is exactly what happened.
02:04:57.000 And I called him a year later, and I was like, dude, you're a fucking genius.
02:05:00.000 He's like, well, I've been through this shit.
02:05:03.000 Wow.
02:05:04.000 Yeah.
02:05:05.000 Because check it out.
02:05:06.000 If you're an A&R guy, right, you're getting like probably six figures.
02:05:10.000 You report to a senior A&R who reports to a vice president who reports to the president.
02:05:15.000 And if you stick your neck out and you say, I want to take a million dollars from the fucking machine.
02:05:22.000 And I bet it all on this band.
02:05:25.000 Or even a quarter million dollars.
02:05:28.000 The odds of any band making it are like probably one in a hundred.
02:05:32.000 I'm talking about even breaking even.
02:05:34.000 So if you're only an idiot would ever really get behind a band that is unproven.
02:05:40.000 So your whole job is to deflect blame.
02:05:43.000 You know what I mean?
02:05:44.000 So that's what the problem is.
02:05:47.000 If I was going to sign a band and someone offered me, they said I had a million dollar budget to sign a new band, I also wouldn't give them all the money because there's no way I'd make it back.
02:05:58.000 You know what I mean?
02:05:58.000 Yeah.
02:06:01.000 But yeah, that's the music industry, dude.
02:06:02.000 It's fucked up.
02:06:04.000 And then you spend years and years and years.
02:06:07.000 And if you're lucky, Dan and I have lucked out, and then you look back and it's like, I don't even know how it happened.
02:06:14.000 There's all these other factors that come into it.
02:06:16.000 You go try to help a band, something that worked for us would never work for another band, so there's no formula to it.
02:06:23.000 It's really random.
02:06:25.000 It's similar to this shit.
02:06:26.000 This chick I know was talking about Ancestry.com and how she doesn't care about her ancestors.
02:06:33.000 I was like, you don't care about ancestors?
02:06:34.000 That's interesting because think about the odds of you existing.
02:06:39.000 You go back just 20 generations and Then that means that you have like over a million grandparents.
02:06:44.000 I think it's like two million grandparents in just 20 generations.
02:06:47.000 Think about all the fucking sperm and eggs and the odds of those, each one fucking happening.
02:06:54.000 It took two million people fucking and that happening over and over again to get to your ass.
02:07:00.000 You don't give a fuck about any of it.
02:07:03.000 Like, that's just fucking ignorant.
02:07:05.000 Honestly.
02:07:06.000 And if you want to buy into the Elon Musk simulation, remember this.
02:07:11.000 That means there's some motherfucker sitting at the simulation who made that motherfucker.
02:07:15.000 So it's like, you know what I'm saying?
02:07:17.000 Like, the simulation had to have been made by some motherfucker.
02:07:20.000 Like, there's always something deeper.
02:07:22.000 That thing about...
02:07:23.000 The thing about any...
02:07:26.000 It's unexplainable.
02:07:27.000 The fact that Dan and I grew up next to each other, the fact that we were close in age, the fact that we were able to put up with each other's shit and find each other amusing after 30 years of knowing each other, it's all fucking insane.
02:07:40.000 But you guys obviously have a very good balance.
02:07:43.000 Well, it's been up and down, but that has to do with a lot of factors, like we said.
02:07:51.000 Overtouring is pretty much the main thing.
02:07:53.000 That's a big one, right?
02:07:54.000 That wrecks people.
02:07:55.000 Yeah.
02:07:55.000 That can pretty much take all the art out of you, suck all the life out of you, fuck up all your relationships.
02:08:01.000 Yeah, you just don't want to be out there anymore.
02:08:02.000 No, it can sour you to the whole thing.
02:08:05.000 You don't really buy into the simulation, do you?
02:08:08.000 Me?
02:08:08.000 Fuck no.
02:08:09.000 Not at all.
02:08:11.000 This same person was saying to me that they're an atheist.
02:08:14.000 I was like, that's fine.
02:08:16.000 You're allowed to believe that.
02:08:17.000 But you also have to accept that there's possibly that's not true.
02:08:23.000 And they're like, no, that's what I believe.
02:08:25.000 But then they went on to say that they believe in demons.
02:08:28.000 And I was like, you gotta...
02:08:33.000 My rationale about all this stuff is that it's simple.
02:08:38.000 I was talking to my stepdaughter, who's so smart and so sweet and really changed my life in a lot of ways.
02:08:43.000 We were swimming in the pool.
02:08:47.000 Talking about life.
02:08:49.000 It's one of these conversations.
02:08:51.000 She's like, do you think that there's a God?
02:08:54.000 She asked me.
02:08:55.000 And I said, well, we don't go to church or anything.
02:08:58.000 And I said, I said, I don't know.
02:09:02.000 But I was like, this is something interesting to think about.
02:09:05.000 I was like, whenever I think about that, I try to think about the end of the universe.
02:09:10.000 Like the very end.
02:09:11.000 Like the edge.
02:09:13.000 And I can't picture it.
02:09:15.000 I can't picture it.
02:09:17.000 I can't picture infinity.
02:09:21.000 I can't grasp that at all.
02:09:24.000 And the mere fact that we can't grasp infinity would lead someone like maybe Elon to believe that purposely that was left off in some sort of simulation or whatever.
02:09:34.000 But maybe that would be the argument.
02:09:37.000 I think that...
02:09:41.000 The fact that I can't picture it, maybe I'm just an idiot, but it makes it that I think that there's maybe something more...
02:09:48.000 There's definitely something more to it.
02:09:49.000 That possibility is way open.
02:09:52.000 But I do think...
02:09:53.000 What do you think?
02:09:56.000 I had this conversation with a guy who was actually an expert on it.
02:10:00.000 This guy Nick Bostrom.
02:10:01.000 He was trying to explain to me that because of probability, it's more likely...
02:10:06.000 Or very likely that we're in a simulation because of the probability of someone eventually creating it and that it's very possible that we're in it right now and more probable than not.
02:10:17.000 But then what does that mean?
02:10:19.000 I don't know.
02:10:19.000 A simulation has to be a simulation that why would it's a simulation of what from what?
02:10:25.000 Well, here's something I know for sure, okay?
02:10:27.000 This is what I know for sure, by my own experiences, that we are the only people on this planet that have ever gotten to 2019. This is where we are.
02:10:38.000 We know there's a history behind us.
02:10:40.000 We know that this is the peak.
02:10:42.000 You walked in at a freaky time, my man.
02:10:45.000 We're at 2019 right now.
02:10:51.000 We know we exist.
02:10:53.000 We know we have culture.
02:10:54.000 We know we have incredible technology.
02:10:56.000 We don't have any idea if we're the only ones.
02:10:59.000 It's likely that there's other life forms out there.
02:11:02.000 It's likely there's other intelligent life out there.
02:11:04.000 But there might not be.
02:11:06.000 It might be that this is a crazy situation that happens incredibly rarely where you have a planet that's this close to the Sun where these life forms figure out how to fuck with matter in an incredible way and they start flying and sending things through the air that videos that instantly get to your phone.
02:11:26.000 This might not ever happen.
02:11:28.000 This might only happen here.
02:11:30.000 It might happen here and in versions of here, which if you believe in infinity, you have to believe there's infinite versions of this.
02:11:37.000 So there's infinite versions of life.
02:11:39.000 So it's almost built in mathematically that infinity is so big, there's so many possibilities that everything that you've ever recorded has also been recorded by you in another place with infinite variations of each individual song, infinite variations of each album,
02:11:55.000 that there's infinite versions and that infinite versions of each version And so it's insane, the whole thing's impossible for our little ant brains to wrap around it.
02:12:05.000 That's possible, too.
02:12:06.000 It's not unlikely that it's a simulation.
02:12:10.000 I mean, it's possible it's a simulation.
02:12:11.000 But it's also possible that this is as far as anything's ever gotten.
02:12:15.000 Because we know this is as far as we've ever gotten.
02:12:18.000 Pat and I are starting an intergalactic publishing company.
02:12:20.000 Yeah.
02:12:21.000 We've signed futures.
02:12:23.000 We have future rights to...
02:12:24.000 Hasn't Scientology signed you to some universe contract?
02:12:27.000 For like a billion years?
02:12:28.000 Isn't that like part of the deal?
02:12:29.000 I think if you're on the Sea Org, it's like a billion year service.
02:12:33.000 Yeah, I think it's a billion years.
02:12:34.000 I think it's for the whole universe.
02:12:35.000 You can't even work on other planets.
02:12:37.000 I think that it's interesting to think about.
02:12:39.000 Whenever you talk about something that you don't know the answer to, like the simulation or the mirrored dimensions and stuff...
02:12:46.000 I think it's all fascinating and it's all possible, man.
02:12:49.000 But I do think when it comes down to it, part of the thing that causes anxiety, part of it is accepting that something is real.
02:13:02.000 Because sometimes when you're having a panic attack or something, you're like, is this even fucking happening?
02:13:07.000 Is this even fucking real?
02:13:08.000 And I think being in the moment, As much as possible.
02:13:16.000 When I really, truly feel like I'm living in the present, I really feel like, you can really feel how special life is.
02:13:25.000 Yes.
02:13:28.000 If I was a billionaire and I married the same chick twice, I would think I was living in a fucking simulation too.
02:13:35.000 That's what I think about Elon.
02:13:37.000 He's really fucking smart, but he's a billionaire and he married the same chick twice.
02:13:41.000 Dude, you can marry anybody you wanted.
02:13:45.000 He gave it a chance.
02:13:46.000 He wanted to make it better.
02:13:47.000 I don't know, dude.
02:13:48.000 He gave it one more chance.
02:13:49.000 He might be living in a simulation.
02:13:51.000 Well, he might be interfacing with a different dimension than us.
02:13:55.000 No, he might be.
02:13:56.000 Do you think about all the different shit that guy's invented?
02:13:58.000 You know, my stepdaughter went to his school for a while.
02:14:00.000 Uh-oh.
02:14:01.000 At Astra.
02:14:03.000 It was a really amazing experience for her.
02:14:05.000 I believe, yeah, whatever schools raised that dude.
02:14:10.000 What is Ad Astra?
02:14:11.000 What is that?
02:14:12.000 That's a school he has.
02:14:13.000 He has his own school?
02:14:14.000 For some of his children and for some of the employees of his companies.
02:14:19.000 Really?
02:14:20.000 Uh-huh.
02:14:20.000 He's got his own school?
02:14:21.000 Uh-huh.
02:14:22.000 Holy shit.
02:14:23.000 I just don't understand how that's all possible.
02:14:26.000 How can you dig tunnels under LA, make batteries, make solar panels, make electric cars, make rockets, shoot them into space, plan to colonize Mars, like what?
02:14:36.000 And then marry the same chick twice.
02:14:38.000 Yeah.
02:14:39.000 That's why he did it.
02:14:40.000 He didn't have any time to find a new chick.
02:14:42.000 I think it might prove that he's a genius, just that.
02:14:45.000 Maybe.
02:14:46.000 He gave it a shot.
02:14:48.000 He gave it a shot.
02:14:50.000 What if he married her twice and it worked out amazing?
02:14:53.000 Like the second time they appreciate each other more.
02:14:55.000 I think it's worked out really amazing in like a thousand different dimensions, both marriages.
02:14:59.000 Yes.
02:15:00.000 That's why he did it.
02:15:01.000 Infinite dimensions.
02:15:02.000 He did it because he needed it to work out in another dimension.
02:15:05.000 Oh, create random possibility.
02:15:07.000 Yeah, for no reason.
02:15:09.000 Just create random possibilities in each and every direction.
02:15:11.000 With every decision you make, the universe expands in infinite different directions, in infinite different versions of you.
02:15:17.000 That sounds terrifying, but so does falling asleep.
02:15:20.000 You know, falling asleep is weird.
02:15:22.000 We're all agreeing every night I'm looking forward to literally not existing.
02:15:27.000 I stopped being there for eight hours.
02:15:30.000 I don't see anything.
02:15:31.000 I have no idea what's going on around me.
02:15:33.000 I think about that all the time.
02:15:35.000 It's the weirdest fucking thing people do, man.
02:15:37.000 We all are afraid to die, but no one's afraid to sleep.
02:15:41.000 Everybody's looking forward to sleep.
02:15:43.000 I always have a couple reoccurring dreams.
02:15:47.000 But I had one last night that was fucking insane.
02:15:50.000 A reoccurring one?
02:15:51.000 No, it was based on something that sort of is...
02:15:55.000 I have this dream where it's reoccurring where I'm in a house that I'm vaguely familiar with, but there's all these additions that I discover, and they're usually either really rickety and dangerous or really beautiful and completely need to be fixed up and covered,
02:16:11.000 like Scooby-Doo house type thing.
02:16:14.000 Last night I had this dream where I was in a house I used to own with my wife and...
02:16:21.000 There was a home invasion, and I had something that they needed, and they basically told me that if I had it hidden, and I said they were going to come back if I didn't give it to them.
02:16:31.000 They were going to kill me.
02:16:33.000 And I was trying to figure out how to keep this thing hidden.
02:16:38.000 And I still woke up from it like, what the fuck?
02:16:42.000 Of course I had to pee like I do right now.
02:16:44.000 Go pee, man.
02:16:45.000 I want to go.
02:16:46.000 No worries.
02:16:48.000 We're going to talk about you when you're gone.
02:16:50.000 But all good things.
02:16:55.000 And he's gone.
02:16:56.000 Dude, he gets worked up.
02:16:58.000 I would have had no idea.
02:17:00.000 Really?
02:17:00.000 No, I would have never thought he gets that worked up.
02:17:03.000 Oh, yeah.
02:17:03.000 He just swings.
02:17:04.000 He sits on the bus, and there's like 9, 10, 11, 12 hours between each gig, and he just...
02:17:09.000 Dude, he sounds like a comic.
02:17:12.000 Yeah.
02:17:13.000 He really does.
02:17:14.000 He's been our personal comic for 20 years.
02:17:18.000 Seriously.
02:17:19.000 I mean, he's funny as hell.
02:17:21.000 He should definitely do a podcast.
02:17:23.000 That would be a huge podcast.
02:17:25.000 Him just talking shit about things.
02:17:26.000 Him just analyzing what's wrong with the world.
02:17:29.000 I've told him that.
02:17:29.000 The corn people are coming, though.
02:17:31.000 You know that, right?
02:17:32.000 They're coming for him.
02:17:33.000 You can't do that to them.
02:17:35.000 20 years of insults on Korn people.
02:17:38.000 I worked at the same record shop that he did.
02:17:40.000 Yeah?
02:17:41.000 Kwanzaa Hutt Records.
02:17:42.000 I was there when Korn came out.
02:17:43.000 They had a midnight sale.
02:17:45.000 People were lining up at midnight around the block.
02:17:47.000 Kids don't understand that there was something interesting about going to a record store and seeing records that you had no idea what they were.
02:17:54.000 You'd pick up the album and you'd look at it.
02:17:56.000 You'd look at the artwork and I'm like, what is this?
02:17:58.000 And you flip it over to the back and sometimes you got roped in.
02:18:02.000 You know, sometimes you got roped in just by a cool album cover.
02:18:05.000 It was a beautiful time.
02:18:06.000 Beautiful medium.
02:18:08.000 Do you remember when there were certain stores that would have those little stations and you'd have a button and you had headphones and you could put the headphones on and listen to an album for a couple seconds?
02:18:17.000 I feel like I spent my whole life doing that.
02:18:19.000 Pat and I went from city to city, went to all the record shops.
02:18:23.000 Did they let you listen to the whole album there?
02:18:25.000 Yeah.
02:18:26.000 You could just stand and listen.
02:18:27.000 It wasn't just like snips of it.
02:18:29.000 It was the whole thing.
02:18:29.000 Oh, you could listen to the whole thing.
02:18:30.000 Yeah, the good record shops were all like that.
02:18:32.000 And they always had great recommendations.
02:18:34.000 I mean...
02:18:35.000 Yeah.
02:18:36.000 Yeah, I don't know.
02:18:38.000 It's troubling, you know, like Pat says.
02:18:40.000 I mean, he's thought about it quite a bit.
02:18:43.000 Well, it is, and it's also interesting for new young artists that don't have any distribution.
02:18:49.000 They just get viral from SoundCloud or from Twitter.
02:18:52.000 That can happen.
02:18:53.000 Yeah, but we're just finding out those metrics that just don't quite matter.
02:18:57.000 They don't quite matter in what way.
02:18:58.000 They don't sell tickets.
02:19:00.000 What about guys like, I mean, it's not your genre, but isn't that what Chance the Rapper did?
02:19:05.000 Or Tile the Creator?
02:19:07.000 Which one is it?
02:19:08.000 Chance the Rapper.
02:19:09.000 Didn't he do it all from the internet?
02:19:11.000 Sure.
02:19:12.000 And he's really huge, right?
02:19:13.000 Yes, he's known as an independent artist, but...
02:19:15.000 He did it.
02:19:16.000 Yes.
02:19:16.000 Are you tired of the creator?
02:19:17.000 Is it a totally different thing?
02:19:18.000 It's a totally different thing, yeah.
02:19:19.000 Okay.
02:19:19.000 Sorry, guys.
02:19:20.000 Tyler and I are in touch every once in a while.
02:19:26.000 Whenever there's a the in between your first and your last name, I get Tyler, the creator, Chance, the rapper.
02:19:33.000 Well, Patrick, the drummer.
02:19:37.000 Those are like pool hall nicknames.
02:19:39.000 Yeah.
02:19:39.000 Like Ray the Fireman.
02:19:41.000 Yeah, you know, I don't know much about...
02:19:43.000 I mean, yeah, I think the chance is a good example of, like, breaking into the industry in a different thing.
02:19:48.000 Do you think that...
02:19:49.000 But I also think that, like...
02:19:53.000 It's just interesting to see how all this stuff shakes out 10 years from now.
02:19:57.000 Who's gonna be around?
02:19:58.000 What matters?
02:20:00.000 Back to my wife, Michelle Branch.
02:20:06.000 She sold millions of records.
02:20:09.000 She's an insanely talented individual, insanely amazing person.
02:20:13.000 Her audience was commercial radio, top 40. And the thing about Top 40 is it's like it's the same type of person that goes to watch whatever's popular on television or Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
02:20:28.000 Like someone who watches Keeping Up with the Kardashians is probably not familiar with Gilligan's Island.
02:20:33.000 You know what I mean?
02:20:35.000 And five years from now, when there's something different than keeping up with...
02:20:38.000 Well, probably not.
02:20:39.000 That show will probably still be around.
02:20:40.000 But you know what I'm saying.
02:20:40.000 They just...
02:20:41.000 It's like...
02:20:41.000 It's whatever's freshest and newest.
02:20:44.000 And so you end up...
02:20:45.000 If you end up developing a pop...
02:20:47.000 This is why we were talking about not wanting to get played on the radio.
02:20:50.000 It's because it's a different type of fan.
02:20:51.000 It's a less personal type of fan when you get played on Top 40. It's like...
02:20:57.000 You know when you go through...
02:20:58.000 When I would go through certain friends of mine's parents' records, they'd have all these records.
02:21:03.000 And they're like, Oh yeah, I used to listen to that, used to listen to that, used to listen to that.
02:21:06.000 And I go through Dan's dad's records or my dad's records, my dad would be still listening to that shit.
02:21:11.000 The point is that these people were buying like Billy Ocean records and my dad was buying like Cream records and he was a fan of music and this person was a passive pop fan.
02:21:21.000 And I think that what you're experiencing is when you try to compare pop Maybe some of this pop stuff has some sort of credibility because it's independent or whatever, but I think it's a very weird thing trying to figure it out.
02:21:35.000 I think booking a festival nowadays is probably fucking really crazy.
02:21:39.000 That's why the Woodstock thing, they didn't know what to do.
02:21:43.000 When we were told about the festival, it was like we were going to headline Saturday night.
02:21:47.000 When the lineup came out, it was like Chance the Rapper...
02:21:51.000 Us, and I forget who else was on it, but there were a couple people, there were like three headliners, and we're like, that's insane.
02:21:57.000 Like, what are you thinking?
02:21:59.000 You're going to sell 150,000 tickets at $700 a pop?
02:22:04.000 Fucking idiot.
02:22:05.000 Just do this.
02:22:06.000 Just do a festival for 30,000 people.
02:22:08.000 Do two festivals, two weekends.
02:22:10.000 Do a pop festival, do a rap festival, do a rock, do whatever it is.
02:22:13.000 But don't get, their obligation per night was like 10 million in guarantees or something.
02:22:19.000 You fucking dumbass.
02:22:21.000 You're like, I wonder why they fucked up.
02:22:23.000 I was like, well that guy fucked up the first Woodstock and 50 years later he hasn't fucking figured it out yet.
02:22:29.000 Is that 50 years?
02:22:31.000 He's like, well, you'll get it in 50 years, dude.
02:22:33.000 Mike, you'll get it.
02:22:34.000 50 years from now, you'll figure it out, buddy.
02:22:36.000 You know, it's like that idea of this repeating shit that doesn't make sense is like, we've all done it, but even Elon's done it.
02:22:46.000 Do you think that the music business is the way it is because it started out a different thing?
02:22:51.000 It was a different thing.
02:22:52.000 It was how they made the records.
02:22:53.000 It was the actual records.
02:22:54.000 They would put them in the stores.
02:22:55.000 But all that shit's gone now.
02:22:57.000 So it's just mostly downloads.
02:22:59.000 The music business is set up the way it is because there are independent people who have made...
02:23:05.000 Very successful careers without having to engage the machine, right?
02:23:10.000 But traditionally if you wanted to sell out Madison Square Garden, traditionally, there are people like Fish or whoever who have done it based on the backs of whatever things that they've done.
02:23:21.000 But traditionally if you want to make a record and you want to get to Madison Square Garden, You need promotion.
02:23:26.000 You need radio.
02:23:28.000 You need exposure.
02:23:29.000 You need publicity.
02:23:30.000 Now, almost all of that stuff you can get for free if you have enough bullshit up your sleeve on social media.
02:23:38.000 And you can get enough 13-year-olds streaming your shit.
02:23:41.000 You get to fuck MSG without a label, without a publicist, without any of that shit.
02:23:46.000 A band like us in the situation that we're in now...
02:23:54.000 We're in a position to be able to look at the music industry and be like, this is just crazy that we're paying this person this much money to do what they're doing.
02:24:02.000 This is fucking insane.
02:24:04.000 And we can really talk, have open conversations with people like, we're not giving Warner Brothers $5 a record to bundle this shit.
02:24:12.000 Because we're paying you to be on your record label so that we get a fucking number on SoundScan that ultimately you'll brag about.
02:24:20.000 Like, fuck all this.
02:24:21.000 Fuck it.
02:24:23.000 But no, but you can't do that.
02:24:24.000 That's a way that PowerStruck is still set up is that if you're on a label, most bands sign these record deals, they gotta give that fucking money back to the label.
02:24:32.000 It's a 360 deal.
02:24:33.000 They got fucking, not only that, but they get access to your ticket sales, like straight up, like profit.
02:24:38.000 That's weird.
02:24:39.000 That was always where the musicians made money entirely theirs up until streaming, right?
02:24:46.000 Did people cut record labels in on any ticket sales before that?
02:24:51.000 No.
02:24:51.000 In fact, it used to be set up where a tour was a loss leader to sell a record.
02:24:56.000 Yeah.
02:24:56.000 That's why you'd see bands like, I don't know, fucking huge bands in the 70s, Bad Company or whoever, they would sell fucking huge ass fucking stadiums for like $3 a ticket, maybe have a bunch of support,
02:25:12.000 sell a couple million records, find out the manager stole all the fucking money, write a memoir about it.
02:25:18.000 It's like the tale of the oldest time.
02:25:21.000 Yeah.
02:25:22.000 You know, it's like, I come from like an indie rock background, and it's always, it was sort of like, and Dan does too, and it's like, you know, when we were coming up, it was like, even kind of having any knowledge of the business, it was like, It was considered uncool.
02:25:39.000 Don't you think so?
02:25:40.000 A little bit?
02:25:41.000 Is it considered uncool to think about finances?
02:25:43.000 To kind of really know...
02:25:45.000 Like what you know now.
02:25:46.000 What you just described.
02:25:47.000 The way you broke it all down.
02:25:48.000 But we've always been fascinated by it.
02:25:50.000 So I've always paid attention to it.
02:25:51.000 But it's funny now where I'm just like realizing...
02:25:56.000 We took a break off the road for four years.
02:25:59.000 And when we came back three years after a break to make a record, it was like we had gleaned a lot of perspective.
02:26:08.000 And our conversations when we first started making this record, aside from like Watching the news and talking about that and making each other laugh and shit.
02:26:19.000 This band is something really fucking special.
02:26:24.000 The fact that we're sitting in this room 18 years after starting this band, And it fucking working out and we're fucking here.
02:26:34.000 We need to make sure that this band is always something that's fun and not a burden and not stressful.
02:26:41.000 It shouldn't be stressful.
02:26:42.000 It should be fun.
02:26:42.000 It's rock and roll.
02:26:43.000 You know what I mean?
02:26:44.000 And I think that we've been spending the last year figuring out how to make every decision that way.
02:26:52.000 So like, for instance, this show.
02:26:54.000 We were like, do you want to do this TV show?
02:26:56.000 This TV show.
02:26:56.000 No, we want to do it.
02:26:57.000 We both watched Joe Rogan, listened to Joe Rogan.
02:27:00.000 I happen to watch it.
02:27:04.000 We want to do Joe's You know what I mean?
02:27:08.000 That's what we want to do.
02:27:09.000 That's what's important to us.
02:27:10.000 We don't want to play Woodstock.
02:27:11.000 It's not important to us.
02:27:12.000 It doesn't speak to us.
02:27:13.000 These are the things we want to do.
02:27:15.000 And taking that type of position with the band and also looking at the business side of it and be like, this is fucking bullshit.
02:27:22.000 This is ridiculous.
02:27:24.000 What this band should be giving us is the ability to help other bands, which is what we do all day long when we're not touring.
02:27:32.000 I mean, in the last five years...
02:27:34.000 Dan's produced probably like 15 albums for other artists.
02:27:39.000 I've done a handful myself.
02:27:41.000 He has a label, puts out other people's music.
02:27:44.000 There's a lot of fucking work.
02:27:45.000 When we're not touring, we're still working on other music.
02:27:47.000 And the craziest thing is this.
02:27:50.000 We've sold millions of records.
02:27:52.000 We've made, between the two of us, something like 60 plus albums.
02:27:59.000 When I finished a record I'm really proud of and I sent it to Warner Brothers, the last time I did that, they didn't even fucking respond to the email.
02:28:09.000 When that shit happens to you, you know what you want to do?
02:28:11.000 Tell them to fuck themselves.
02:28:14.000 You know what I mean?
02:28:15.000 And right now we're in a situation where our record contract's done.
02:28:19.000 And I saw what happened to my Uncle Ralph.
02:28:21.000 Do you need a contract now?
02:28:22.000 Fuck no.
02:28:23.000 Fuck no.
02:28:23.000 It doesn't seem like you do.
02:28:24.000 But what we need is we need people to work with people who understand that the Black Keys is very important to us, but it's also a vehicle that we can leverage to help our other artists when we're producing shit.
02:28:38.000 And it's so fucking infuriating.
02:28:41.000 To have been in this business for 20 years and honestly understand the business better than most fucking managers and be treated like dog shit by this person that you've made millions of dollars for.
02:28:52.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:28:52.000 Well, it doesn't make any sense that you need anything like that.
02:28:55.000 All you guys need to do is have studio fees.
02:28:59.000 Or if you have your own studio, produce the music.
02:29:01.000 And then once people know, your shit is out.
02:29:03.000 No, I mean, it's different.
02:29:04.000 Because it's different.
02:29:05.000 We don't need shit.
02:29:06.000 But if you take a new artist from Nashville, say, and you make a record for them.
02:29:11.000 Okay.
02:29:11.000 Okay.
02:29:13.000 They need an agent.
02:29:14.000 They need to go on tour.
02:29:17.000 Right.
02:29:17.000 They need to do all the stuff that we did.
02:29:19.000 But we were like malnourished.
02:29:20.000 Fuck.
02:29:21.000 Freaks.
02:29:22.000 We were...
02:29:23.000 Losing money the whole time.
02:29:25.000 We were able to lose money because our...
02:29:27.000 My rent was $145 we started.
02:29:30.000 And we practiced in my basement.
02:29:32.000 And Dan lives in his parents' house.
02:29:34.000 We didn't have...
02:29:34.000 We could make like $200 a month and be in the red.
02:29:38.000 Or in the black.
02:29:39.000 Wow.
02:29:40.000 No one else is like...
02:29:42.000 That's not realistic.
02:29:43.000 No.
02:29:44.000 So if you really want to...
02:29:45.000 Well, here's what's realistic.
02:29:46.000 If you want to start...
02:29:47.000 But if you want to help artists...
02:29:48.000 Why isn't it realistic?
02:29:51.000 I mean, it's realistic.
02:29:52.000 Why is it more realistic to go get in $60,000 worth of debt and not be able to have a fucking job?
02:29:58.000 Well, I'm just saying that most bands aren't two pieces.
02:30:01.000 Most bands aren't human cockroaches.
02:30:05.000 When we first started, Dan was like, I need wonton soup every day.
02:30:09.000 That's what I need.
02:30:09.000 That's all I need.
02:30:10.000 $3.50.
02:30:11.000 We go get a wonton soup.
02:30:13.000 I need a pack of cigarettes.
02:30:14.000 Wow.
02:30:15.000 But yeah, so you do need some financing.
02:30:17.000 Listen, you have the answer right in front of you.
02:30:20.000 You're a great talker.
02:30:21.000 If you just developed a podcast where you played new music and then talked shit the way you do now, it would be gigantic.
02:30:30.000 If you just go on the road, just do Pat and Dan, you can call it Pat and Dan on the road, and you guys just do it from your tour bus or wherever, you just wind him up, let him talk shit about things, and then play music, like music that you really enjoy.
02:30:44.000 If someone like Spotify wouldn't jump on something like that, they'd be crazy.
02:30:48.000 It's a great idea, and you could use it as a platform to help artists avoid the system entirely.
02:30:54.000 I'm thinking that might work, but also...
02:30:56.000 It would work, man!
02:30:57.000 If we just tweeted Mark Zuckerberg that we need $145 million...
02:31:01.000 He'd probably do it.
02:31:03.000 Probably do it.
02:31:03.000 Seems like a good deal.
02:31:04.000 If someone wanted to do something like that, it's a great idea, because you can use it to launch, like I've done with comics on this podcast.
02:31:13.000 You find people that are funny, let everybody know.
02:31:16.000 It's not hard.
02:31:17.000 Yeah.
02:31:31.000 Of course, you guys are still going to do the same stuff you're already doing with producing people and helping them out.
02:31:36.000 But you definitely could have your own distribution network.
02:31:39.000 But be ethical free.
02:31:42.000 Ethical quandaries free.
02:31:43.000 You don't even have to think about it.
02:31:44.000 You just give it to them for free.
02:31:46.000 You just do it as a podcast.
02:31:48.000 Broadcast them.
02:31:48.000 Hey, check out this fucking band.
02:31:50.000 I love this.
02:31:50.000 I love this song.
02:31:51.000 Play it.
02:31:52.000 Bam.
02:31:53.000 That would help a lot with exposure to new music.
02:31:56.000 Yeah.
02:31:56.000 But I guess what I'm saying is...
02:32:00.000 They're going to need an agent to book shows.
02:32:02.000 Well, yeah, but I'm saying...
02:32:02.000 But I do think it is...
02:32:04.000 What I'm saying...
02:32:04.000 The music industry...
02:32:06.000 What is actually...
02:32:08.000 Something that I think that...
02:32:13.000 I think we're trying to figure out now is basically how to actually really work, again, truly independently.
02:32:19.000 You know what I mean?
02:32:20.000 Where it is something that we can figure out a way to actually do the things we're passionate about, which is a lot of it is making records and even to make a record and press it.
02:32:34.000 It's at least $10,000.
02:32:36.000 You know what I mean?
02:32:37.000 So, I guess what I was trying to say was you'd expect that someone would look at your work and respect it enough to kind of step in and help out.
02:32:45.000 Because it's not like you're asking for fucking millions of dollars a year to finance some shit.
02:32:48.000 You're asking for like a couple hundred grand.
02:32:52.000 But that's the problem with the music industry.
02:32:54.000 Is that certain labels are willing to give like...
02:33:01.000 A SoundCloud rapper, like $15 million.
02:33:05.000 But then they look at a band and they can't quantify their metrics, like maybe the Black Keys or whoever, and they don't give a shit.
02:33:14.000 Help me out with this, because I don't understand it.
02:33:16.000 What do they provide?
02:33:18.000 What does a record company provide?
02:33:20.000 At this point to us, physical distribution, which is something...
02:33:24.000 Physical distribution of, like, LP vinyl.
02:33:28.000 That's crazy, though.
02:33:29.000 How much is that?
02:33:30.000 Yeah, but, I mean...
02:33:31.000 Is there a lot of people buying those?
02:33:32.000 No, no, no, no.
02:33:32.000 I mean, for us, really, it isn't tons.
02:33:35.000 There's some marketing, there's some stuff like that.
02:33:37.000 But honestly, I mean, we get more from, like...
02:33:42.000 Live Nation, probably.
02:33:43.000 You know what I mean?
02:33:44.000 So, they...
02:33:45.000 What does a record company do, then?
02:33:47.000 Like, if you're a young artist, they get you distributed...
02:33:49.000 Dude, they scare you.
02:33:50.000 They scare you into handing over the shit that they need.
02:33:53.000 And then they sign you to a long-term contract.
02:33:56.000 Is that how it works?
02:33:57.000 And then they pray you have a hit.
02:33:59.000 They pray you have a hit, and if you do and you want to leave, then you're fucked.
02:34:03.000 And then if you don't...
02:34:04.000 If they don't think so, and they think that you want to leave, and you got two records left, they shelve that record until you go make another one.
02:34:10.000 Yeah, that's what they do.
02:34:12.000 It just doesn't seem...
02:34:13.000 It's a legacy business, it seems.
02:34:15.000 Check this out.
02:34:16.000 We had this dude who was president of a label at one point.
02:34:19.000 It got back to me that he was taking credit for our success.
02:34:22.000 He wasn't even around when we broke.
02:34:24.000 You know what I mean?
02:34:25.000 And the credit he was taking was the most genius fucking credit.
02:34:28.000 This is how smart these fucking people are.
02:34:31.000 He said, yeah, man, I think I really take a lot of pride in that band and really help them a lot by just staying out of the way.
02:34:40.000 Ooh.
02:34:41.000 He didn't even write a check for tour support or no promotion.
02:34:47.000 He's taking credit because he was smart enough not to fuck it up.
02:34:51.000 You know what I mean?
02:34:51.000 It's like I take personal credit like at Bojangles Chicken for them being successful.
02:34:55.000 Or the new Popeye's chicken sandwich.
02:34:59.000 Wouldn't you prefer that?
02:35:01.000 I take a lot of credit though in that chicken sandwich, man.
02:35:03.000 Because I didn't buy one.
02:35:04.000 I didn't fuck it up.
02:35:05.000 I didn't put the wrong post up.
02:35:06.000 But that's a way better attitude, at least a working attitude, than the guy from Pepperdine who wants to fuck with the hi-hat.
02:35:11.000 Wouldn't you prefer that guy who just gets the fuck out of the way?
02:35:14.000 I would say, I'll take that guy all day long.
02:35:16.000 If those are the two options, then yeah.
02:35:18.000 Yeah, absolutely, all day.
02:35:19.000 I mean, is he taking credit for it, or is he just, he's kind of bragging that he works with you?
02:35:23.000 He can't be taking credit for it.
02:35:25.000 I think there's a little credit, but I think...
02:35:26.000 A little bit of credit?
02:35:26.000 A little bit of credit.
02:35:27.000 A little annoying to you?
02:35:28.000 Dude, there's a lot of credit that gets taken for a lot of shit.
02:35:32.000 Dude.
02:35:34.000 It seems like a fucking frustrating and infuriating business that I'm glad I don't have to participate in.
02:35:39.000 As comics, there's no business.
02:35:41.000 We're like in the fucking top.001% of this shit and still fucking annoying every single fucking day.
02:35:50.000 The trick to the music industry is because if you really love music, like the way that Dan and I do, where it is still the thing that we're most passionate about.
02:36:00.000 Love music.
02:36:02.000 I only think about music.
02:36:04.000 Listen to it all day.
02:36:05.000 But yet, you have to find that fine line where you don't...
02:36:08.000 When you make a record you're really proud of and no one fucking hears it, and no one that works with you even responds to an email about it, you have to find that space where you don't want to kill everybody.
02:36:19.000 You know what I mean?
02:36:20.000 And you still want to go make another record.
02:36:23.000 Do you need to be connected to someone like this, though?
02:36:26.000 Is this a valuable thing in your world?
02:36:30.000 What?
02:36:30.000 To have this record company...
02:36:32.000 No, no, I mean...
02:36:33.000 Not, right?
02:36:34.000 So you can let all this go, right?
02:36:35.000 And don't do it anymore.
02:36:37.000 No, the trick is to find out...
02:36:38.000 Still, as the industry changes, it's to learn how to pivot and have it make sense.
02:36:43.000 So the real problem is young talent that's just getting started that gets signed when they don't really know their worth yet.
02:36:49.000 And they don't know how...
02:36:51.000 The problem is that no one is investing in fucking real bands.
02:36:55.000 They're investing in a songwriter.
02:36:57.000 They're investing in an artist that is a puppet that they can go and say, this person's going to listen to this.
02:37:02.000 Right.
02:37:03.000 Do this shit.
02:37:03.000 It's like a pop machine.
02:37:04.000 Do you think that you could do it ethically?
02:37:07.000 That you could do it your way?
02:37:09.000 Look, I think...
02:37:09.000 Do you have the time for something like that?
02:37:11.000 If I was to run a record label, the main difference would be that I would look at it as, let's try to fucking break even.
02:37:20.000 Let's realize that some of the most important records here have never sold a million copies.
02:37:25.000 Like the Ramones never sold a million copies of any of their records.
02:37:28.000 They're maybe the most influential punk band.
02:37:31.000 So let's redefine what success is.
02:37:35.000 Success is getting behind art that we really are proud of and not getting trampled and getting the support that it needs.
02:37:45.000 This all seems doable.
02:37:46.000 What you're describing with you seems doable.
02:37:49.000 But then think about this.
02:37:50.000 This is the problem.
02:37:51.000 This is the crux.
02:37:52.000 Then you think about the Ramones and you realize this is a band that toured in a van for 20 fucking years.
02:37:57.000 Do you want to subject a band to that?
02:37:59.000 No.
02:38:00.000 You want to be able to elevate that band to the point where they're actually...
02:38:04.000 Doing that comfortably.
02:38:05.000 And that's the hard part.
02:38:07.000 Can you, though?
02:38:08.000 Would they be the same band?
02:38:10.000 Not always, right?
02:38:11.000 I think that you could, yes.
02:38:13.000 It's possible, depending upon the individual.
02:38:15.000 Dude, that's why Metallica has these therapists, man.
02:38:17.000 They're trying to figure out how to fucking...
02:38:19.000 Don't you think that part of what you guys are is your background?
02:38:23.000 When you were paying $125 a month for rent, you were living with your parents.
02:38:28.000 This is part of why you guys were so good.
02:38:31.000 Because you fucking really wanted it.
02:38:33.000 You needed it.
02:38:34.000 You had to get to a better place.
02:38:36.000 We had no other option.
02:38:37.000 Yes, but I think there's something to that that flavors the music.
02:38:40.000 I think that's what we do when we try to work with people.
02:38:42.000 We see that same quality in other people.
02:38:46.000 So people have already been down that road.
02:38:48.000 Artists that I'm working with now, people like Yola and people like D. White and early James.
02:38:54.000 All these people, they're just ornery and they want it.
02:38:57.000 This is begging for an organization.
02:38:59.000 Your passion for this is so important.
02:39:02.000 We're already sort of doing it.
02:39:03.000 Dude, you guys should have a radio station or a podcast that just talks about these new albums and what's going on and what you're doing.
02:39:12.000 And I'm sure people would fucking love it.
02:39:14.000 And just play music.
02:39:15.000 Play the music that you guys are producing.
02:39:17.000 Play music that you enjoy, that you find out about.
02:39:19.000 I mean, it seems like there's a real easy fix for this angst.
02:39:24.000 I don't think there is because it's been going on for 40 years.
02:39:27.000 You're the black keys, but for you there's a fix.
02:39:29.000 At least there's a better path for some people.
02:39:32.000 The angst is important because it is...
02:39:34.000 It's valid.
02:39:36.000 We're also, by the way, not that angsty.
02:39:38.000 But when I do talk about the business, I get a little angsty.
02:39:40.000 But I'm a pretty chill individual, to be honest, most of the time.
02:39:46.000 The comedy business is so much easier.
02:39:49.000 Well, you know, I mean...
02:39:53.000 We get to use that in our music.
02:39:55.000 Yeah, I'm sure.
02:39:56.000 The drive is like the thing.
02:39:59.000 When I found this photograph that I just hung up on my road case of Dan and I playing one of our first shows, I'm like, oh, this is important.
02:40:06.000 I should make sure I have this hung up.
02:40:09.000 Because it just reminds me of all the fucking days that we spent like...
02:40:13.000 Being fucking miserable in a van because we love music so much we go play a show for fucking nobody and maybe make enough money to get like a Motel 6 room share a bed get up the next day and go to Waffle House and keep fucking doing it for years and years and years and years But it does take that type of motivation and it's frustrating when you do that and then you get to a point where it is the point that we're at and you feel like you've gotten really good at what you
02:40:43.000 do and you help another artist and you realize that after all that work, it's like the myth of Sisyphus.
02:40:50.000 It's like, oh, after all that work, it doesn't move the fucking clock at all.
02:40:54.000 Still, these same motherfuckers aren't fucking helping, you know?
02:41:00.000 And then you start realizing what really has made a difference.
02:41:03.000 I mean, I've heard people say, take credit for our success, say that it was because we played the Spike TV Video Game Awards.
02:41:12.000 Which about eight people watched.
02:41:14.000 That's what I thought.
02:41:16.000 I thought that made you.
02:41:17.000 But dude, that's the kind of thing that you're up against.
02:41:19.000 And that's the fear of the music industry.
02:41:22.000 That's the fear.
02:41:23.000 And we said yes to everything, because we were a band for like eight and a half years, and then finally we started breaking.
02:41:32.000 And it was like, for the first time, here's the offer for SNL. Here's the offer to headline Coachella.
02:41:39.000 Here's the offer.
02:41:40.000 We had to say yes to everything.
02:41:41.000 Even the Spike TV video game awards.
02:41:43.000 Especially when someone was like, you really should do it.
02:41:46.000 You really need to do it.
02:41:48.000 In fact, if you don't do it, like...
02:41:50.000 And we're standing there with Hulk Hogan.
02:41:54.000 Backstage.
02:41:54.000 It was worth it.
02:41:55.000 It's worth it for that.
02:41:57.000 Right.
02:41:57.000 But the point is that what actually moves the needle?
02:42:00.000 What actually moves the needle?
02:42:01.000 I was like, is it playing Colbert?
02:42:03.000 Is it playing these things?
02:42:05.000 I was like, I don't fucking know, man, because I watch baseball, and then I put on your podcast, and then I go to bed.
02:42:13.000 That's what I do in the evenings.
02:42:14.000 I don't know who watches that shit, but I know my stepdaughter doesn't watch that shit.
02:42:18.000 I know she doesn't even know how to work the fucking TV remote.
02:42:21.000 She watches YouTube all day.
02:42:22.000 You know what I mean?
02:42:23.000 The times are fucking changing, you know?
02:42:25.000 And I think that's the hard part, trying to pivot with it.
02:42:28.000 And I think if you're, it's like guys our age who are running these labels, looking at these view counts and this shit, and they're all fucking getting it wrong.
02:42:36.000 Well, they're getting it wrong because their business is money.
02:42:39.000 Their business is not music.
02:42:40.000 They're in the music business to make money.
02:42:42.000 You guys are in it to make music.
02:42:43.000 That's why I'm saying, dude, you've got to do it.
02:42:45.000 You've got to start your own thing.
02:42:46.000 It's a fucking no-brainer.
02:42:48.000 It's so easy for you to do.
02:42:50.000 You're obviously a great talker.
02:42:52.000 You're obviously very opinionated, and you have a great love for music.
02:42:56.000 Well, we're going to restart the BMG Music Group.
02:42:58.000 It'll be called the TBK Music Club.
02:43:05.000 What we're going to do is, you send us 38 cents, we'll send you 50 albums.
02:43:10.000 And your parents will then write us a letter saying that you entered a contract as a minor and went to void it.
02:43:16.000 How do you guys write songs?
02:43:18.000 Do you write them?
02:43:19.000 Do you come to each other independently?
02:43:21.000 Do you collaborate only in studio?
02:43:25.000 Do you write them in studio?
02:43:26.000 We've, for the most part, always just made them up.
02:43:29.000 Just improvised them.
02:43:31.000 Like in the moment?
02:43:33.000 And then said you liked it, let's try to put that down again.
02:43:37.000 We just sort of gravitate towards what we like and then just start building on it.
02:43:42.000 And all the stuff that doesn't work, just push it away and just keep going forward.
02:43:46.000 Do you have disagreements on what works or doesn't work when you're inventing it?
02:43:50.000 Not really.
02:43:50.000 No?
02:43:51.000 Not usually.
02:43:52.000 It's always been like that, ever since we were 16 and 17. Wow.
02:43:56.000 I've never really...
02:43:57.000 I don't think...
02:43:59.000 The older I get, the more I realize how special that is.
02:44:02.000 You know, I always took it for granted.
02:44:04.000 I mean, I remember when we were trying to audition bass players, we had this one guy try to come and play with us, and I just remember it just fucked everything up.
02:44:13.000 It's like we couldn't even play it.
02:44:14.000 It didn't even sound like us.
02:44:16.000 Why?
02:44:16.000 It just didn't work.
02:44:18.000 And then when this other person left, all of a sudden it sounded like a big band again.
02:44:23.000 It was weird.
02:44:25.000 I mean, we learned to play together.
02:44:29.000 I've never played drums with anybody aside from Dan.
02:44:33.000 And me even playing drums in the band is because it was kind of an accident.
02:44:38.000 I only had a drum set because I wanted to be a guitar player, and I wanted people to come to my house and play the drums.
02:44:45.000 Before I had a driver's license, I got a job washing dishes and bought this drum set.
02:44:49.000 I bought everything you need for a band.
02:44:51.000 My friends would come over and they were all pretty much better at guitar than me.
02:44:57.000 But Dan came over and he was like the best guitar player of all my friends.
02:45:00.000 And I was like, fuck, what do I do?
02:45:02.000 Bass or drums?
02:45:03.000 I was like, well, you can't just jam guitar and bass.
02:45:07.000 I sat down at the drums and that's what we did in high school.
02:45:10.000 So we learned to play together, man.
02:45:11.000 So because of that, there's like...
02:45:14.000 There is, like, a psychic kind of connection, you know?
02:45:18.000 I mean, we play now on stage with a couple other guys, and it's good.
02:45:25.000 It's easy.
02:45:25.000 It's fun.
02:45:26.000 But there is something when the two of us start playing where we can, like, work in between beats, you know?
02:45:32.000 It's pretty liquid.
02:45:33.000 Our goal has never been, like, to be this tight kind of rigid, like...
02:45:37.000 You know what I mean?
02:45:39.000 Like, tightness isn't something...
02:45:41.000 It's more about, like...
02:45:43.000 The energy, the feeling.
02:45:47.000 It's hard to describe, but it's like...
02:45:49.000 Yeah, we never worried about if we got it perfect.
02:45:51.000 It was always, is this the one that feels best?
02:45:54.000 Always.
02:45:55.000 Most important.
02:45:56.000 Do you write the lyrics down?
02:45:58.000 Do you write the music down?
02:45:59.000 Sometimes I'll write lyrics.
02:46:01.000 Sometimes I'll improvise words.
02:46:04.000 A lot of the new record was a lot of improvising syllables and words.
02:46:09.000 Really?
02:46:09.000 Yeah.
02:46:11.000 Yeah.
02:46:12.000 Yeah, there's just no rules.
02:46:14.000 Absolutely no rules.
02:46:15.000 But a lot of times I'll be singing a melody while I'm doing chord changes, but I can see Pat.
02:46:21.000 You know, that's the thing that we've always done.
02:46:23.000 We've always been able to see each other when we play and record.
02:46:25.000 So, you know, go with his movements and follow him that way.
02:46:29.000 So you guys just know each other so well.
02:46:32.000 Well, you know, we hadn't been in the studio together for five and a half years.
02:46:37.000 And we didn't do any pre-production or anything in the very first idea that we had made the record.
02:46:44.000 Yeah.
02:46:45.000 Wow.
02:46:46.000 I mean, it's just a thing we've had.
02:46:48.000 Crazy connection.
02:46:50.000 Yeah, man.
02:46:51.000 That's so unusual.
02:46:53.000 It really is.
02:46:54.000 The older I get, the more I realize that.
02:46:55.000 Well, you guys have been together for so long, and the thing with bands is keeping it together.
02:46:59.000 This is my first band.
02:47:00.000 That's crazy.
02:47:01.000 I was never in another.
02:47:02.000 Blackie was the first real band I was in.
02:47:04.000 Yeah, it's the first real band I've been in.
02:47:05.000 That's so crazy.
02:47:06.000 So I didn't know any different.
02:47:07.000 I thought all bands felt like this.
02:47:09.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:47:11.000 That's the saddest thing when you see bands and the lead guitar player is mad at the singer.
02:47:17.000 It's like, oh guys, come on, really?
02:47:20.000 Yeah, it's always over some dumb shit.
02:47:22.000 It's usually like someone's wife is fucking mean.
02:47:24.000 Yeah, wasn't that what the David Lee Roth?
02:47:27.000 Hey, we've been through that shit, man.
02:47:29.000 We've been through it, man.
02:47:31.000 Woof, woof.
02:47:33.000 It's hard.
02:47:34.000 If I could go back in time and give our 22-year-old selves one piece of advice, it would be like, don't tour with your girlfriends until you have a kid and they can come out for a couple shows.
02:47:53.000 Just avoid that shit.
02:47:55.000 And also, probably, don't really have a girlfriend until you're in your late 20s, probably.
02:48:03.000 What's the problem with touring with the girlfriend?
02:48:05.000 Dude, it's just a codependent motherfucker like me.
02:48:07.000 It was just really hard.
02:48:09.000 I've grown up a lot, you know what I mean?
02:48:12.000 But yeah, it's just hard.
02:48:16.000 The hard part is that I'm up for the work, and Dan's up for the work.
02:48:19.000 And when we're on tour, I go through periods of time where I get phone calls and be like, what the fuck are you doing, motherfucker?
02:48:26.000 You know, or, you know, like, I miss you, like, that guilt, or it's just like, I'm, like, literally in the back of a Ford Econo van, like, with, like, a torn-up copy of TV Guide, reading it for the fifth time, because we don't have any money, no cell phone,
02:48:41.000 or, like, with a Nokia phone, like, getting the guilt trip and stuff.
02:48:47.000 It's like too real to even talk about.
02:48:49.000 Our first tour, I remember Dan having to stop at the payphone.
02:48:52.000 Look at him laughing.
02:48:53.000 Dan would be at the payphone every hour.
02:48:56.000 I remember my brother Mike was with us.
02:48:58.000 I'd be like, oh man, sucks to be Dan.
02:49:00.000 And then literally an hour later, he'd be like, I have to get to the payphone myself.
02:49:08.000 Dumb asses, man.
02:49:10.000 But you have to go through that.
02:49:12.000 You have to learn to appreciate a good relationship.
02:49:14.000 You gotta go through those.
02:49:15.000 Where the fuck are your relationships?
02:49:17.000 You gotta go through it.
02:49:17.000 Yeah, but I mean, that's the thing.
02:49:19.000 I guess what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
02:49:23.000 Although I read somewhere that that's not actually true.
02:49:25.000 Some shit kills you.
02:49:26.000 Fucks your body up.
02:49:27.000 Some shit just takes the years off your life.
02:49:29.000 Maybe it didn't kill you.
02:49:31.000 Took a decade off your longevity.
02:49:34.000 You know.
02:49:35.000 That's why we're able to get to this spot where here we are in 2019 and I don't think we're insane people.
02:49:44.000 We're pretty close to the same people we were when we were in our 20s.
02:49:47.000 Still wearing some insane t-shirts.
02:49:49.000 I'm not because there's way too small for me to be.
02:49:54.000 But yeah, you know, I think that there's a time like maybe 2012 our shit was really blowing up.
02:50:01.000 I mean we could do no wrong.
02:50:05.000 I bet there's an alternate universe for sure where we turned into complete dickheads.
02:50:11.000 An infinite number of...
02:50:12.000 Infinite number of dickheads actually out there.
02:50:15.000 We died multiple times at the Chateau.
02:50:17.000 It's like, yeah.
02:50:19.000 In this version of reality, Dan and Patrick don't play the Spike TV video game words.
02:50:25.000 They overdose at the Chateau Mormont.
02:50:32.000 You have to appreciate though that you guys have gone through quite the gauntlet.
02:50:36.000 It's pretty amazing.
02:50:38.000 I think that the best thing that ever happened to us is that we didn't experience success until our sixth album.
02:50:46.000 It is, because if we would have got that when we were 23, we would have never been able to sit down and realize what the fuck was going on.
02:50:54.000 Everything about us has been just sort of...
02:50:56.000 Ridiculously synchronistic.
02:50:58.000 Yeah, but it's also that kind of luck and timing.
02:51:02.000 Right, but that's where the simulation comes in, bro.
02:51:05.000 I think that's just where the uniqueness and the crazy thing about life is that certain things are rare.
02:51:16.000 It shouldn't be that crazy that a relationship like Dan and I is so rare, but it is.
02:51:21.000 There aren't that many of them.
02:51:22.000 Right.
02:51:23.000 I mean, there are a lot of friends who start off playing music, but most of those stories end in either just failure, giving up, hating each other, or some shit version of that.
02:51:36.000 But yeah, simulation.
02:51:40.000 The simulation, there has to be a simulator to play the simulation on, and that's the problem.
02:51:46.000 It could just be we're confused about what reality is in general.
02:51:50.000 It might be the reason why we think it's a simulation is because it exists in so many different planes and it's probably always shifting all around us all the time and some of the way you think does have some effect on the world itself.
02:52:03.000 Well, I used to wake up in the morning and Like, drink a cup of coffee, smoke a cigarette, play a video game, jam on my drums, drive around, hang out with my friends.
02:52:16.000 Now I wake up and I do so much shit, and none of it is necessarily stuff I want to be doing.
02:52:24.000 That I do think that there's no way we're in a simulation, because I would never fucking have simulated that.
02:52:29.000 You don't get to choose.
02:52:31.000 You go through...
02:52:32.000 I need to bounce over.
02:52:35.000 There's rules to it.
02:52:36.000 But if you just decided that it was a simulation, and you said, well, I don't like this course, I want to shift some things about it, it would probably be easier to do if you knew it was a simulation than it would be to shift them in your own life.
02:52:49.000 If you're like, I'm doing too many things, I'm just going to take these, I'm going to phase these out and piss these people off.
02:52:53.000 Yeah, no, that's why I think we're not living in a simulation, because every time I do make a decision to change something, it gets better.
02:53:01.000 So you're learning and growing in real time.
02:53:04.000 Yeah, in real time.
02:53:05.000 I mean, it might be a lot of different things.
02:53:09.000 I'm telling you, the biggest argument against the simulation, I'm telling you, is that Elon Musk married the same woman twice.
02:53:15.000 Yes.
02:53:16.000 Straight up.
02:53:17.000 But why not?
02:53:18.000 Send it to your quantum physicist.
02:53:21.000 Send it to him.
02:53:22.000 Just say that my dude has this theory.
02:53:25.000 I'm going to send it to Sean Carroll.
02:53:26.000 Yeah, send it to him.
02:53:27.000 See what he can do with it.
02:53:27.000 Tell him to crack the numbers on that shit.
02:53:29.000 Yeah.
02:53:29.000 There's 3.5 billion women on Earth, and this guy married the same person twice.
02:53:34.000 They stayed in the same social circle.
02:53:36.000 No, no, think about that.
02:53:36.000 Think about that.
02:53:37.000 Dude.
02:53:37.000 She's probably a wonderful woman.
02:53:39.000 Dude.
02:53:40.000 Yeah.
02:53:41.000 I'm not saying it.
02:53:41.000 I'm just saying it.
02:53:42.000 Maybe he missed her.
02:53:44.000 You know?
02:53:45.000 Yeah.
02:53:48.000 It is kind of crazy.
02:53:50.000 But hey, I don't know her.
02:53:51.000 Maybe she's amazing.
02:53:52.000 That's like when you look at like...
02:53:53.000 I mean, I've been married three times like a dickhead, but it's like if you go...
02:53:58.000 If you look at my Wikipedia, I always joke, I had to get to wife number three just so I could have that Vince Neil Wikipedia page.
02:54:06.000 But it is guys like that, Vince Neil, where you look at, oh, he's married the same woman from 84 to 85, back 88 to 89, back again.
02:54:16.000 Who does that shit?
02:54:16.000 He's romantic.
02:54:17.000 He likes to drink.
02:54:18.000 Larry King does that shit.
02:54:19.000 Larry King.
02:54:20.000 He just got divorced again at 85. I saw him last night.
02:54:23.000 Yeah, we saw him last night.
02:54:24.000 Is he partying?
02:54:25.000 Bunch of chicks?
02:54:26.000 He was, actually.
02:54:27.000 Drinking champagne?
02:54:29.000 He looks very old.
02:54:32.000 Like my grandfather.
02:54:34.000 He doesn't look that healthy.
02:54:36.000 His posture is not that robust.
02:54:40.000 It's that thing where you get to that age and you get forced to just drink Slim Fast all the fucking day.
02:54:46.000 It's a bummer to think that someone's getting divorced at 85, but then part of me goes, well, is it more of a bummer to be in a terrible relationship when you're 85?
02:54:53.000 It's probably a better relief.
02:54:55.000 Like, if you're fucking throwing in the towel at 85, you're done.
02:54:59.000 I mean, you're like, ugh.
02:55:00.000 You're really done.
02:55:02.000 I'm so tired, and I can't.
02:55:04.000 Dude, it's just...
02:55:07.000 I can't even think about it.
02:55:08.000 I'm just done.
02:55:09.000 At 85 to go through all that shit?
02:55:11.000 Think about all the work it takes just to go through a divorce at 85. He goes to the ocean and just chucks his cell phone in.
02:55:17.000 Fuck you!
02:55:20.000 Splash!
02:55:20.000 Whole new phone, new carrier.
02:55:22.000 Fuck you, ghoster.
02:55:25.000 What if he marries her again next year?
02:55:27.000 I hope he does.
02:55:27.000 I hope he marries her again tomorrow.
02:55:29.000 No prenup either.
02:55:30.000 I could see how he might marry a previous wife if she was going to take care of him in his last couple years and they were close still.
02:55:40.000 That would make sense.
02:55:41.000 Richard Pryor had that going on.
02:55:43.000 Towards the end of his life, he was being taken care of by one of his previous wives.
02:55:47.000 I can see that.
02:55:48.000 That's sweet.
02:55:48.000 That's kind of like a...
02:55:49.000 Pretty sure.
02:55:50.000 That's like an Oprah bestseller type thing.
02:55:52.000 It was definitely one of his wives.
02:55:53.000 I might have fucked that story up.
02:55:54.000 Definitely one of his wives.
02:55:55.000 I'm just going to believe it the way you told it, because I prefer it that way.
02:55:59.000 I like it that way.
02:56:00.000 In some simulation, it is that way.
02:56:05.000 That's a beautiful way of getting away with some sort of facts.
02:56:07.000 What if Troll 1 was part of Troll 2?
02:56:09.000 I'd be like, oh, shit.
02:56:10.000 Yeah.
02:56:12.000 In a different dimension.
02:56:14.000 Right.
02:56:15.000 Well, Troll 2 is almost evidence of something wrong.
02:56:19.000 The simulation has been...
02:56:22.000 There's a problem in the record.
02:56:24.000 They put out a terrible movie and forgot they didn't put out the prequel.
02:56:29.000 Do you know Harmony Corrine?
02:56:32.000 He wrote the movie Kids and Spring Breakers.
02:56:35.000 He's friends of ours.
02:56:38.000 And he was telling me this thing that blew my mind like five years ago.
02:56:42.000 He's like, there's this movie called The Peanut Butter Solution.
02:56:45.000 Have you ever heard of it?
02:56:45.000 No.
02:56:46.000 He's like, dude, he's like, everyone who watched this movie as a kid, it was made and aired on TV in Canada.
02:56:53.000 He's like, go look at the YouTube comments.
02:56:56.000 It's crazy.
02:56:56.000 And I went and looked at all the comments and I'm like, oh my god, I watched this as a kid and I forgot the whole thing.
02:57:02.000 Just now remembering it.
02:57:03.000 Every comment was that way.
02:57:04.000 He's like, dude, it was like mass hypnosis, the way it was edited.
02:57:08.000 It kind of created everyone to forget that they saw it.
02:57:15.000 Maybe there is a troll one.
02:57:18.000 Everyone fucking forgot it.
02:57:20.000 Oh, you know what it was?
02:57:21.000 It was Troll Hunter.
02:57:23.000 That's what it was.
02:57:25.000 That came out in 2010, though.
02:57:27.000 Yes, that's the movie I'm talking about.
02:57:29.000 Yeah, that's the schlocky movie.
02:57:31.000 Pulled that up.
02:57:32.000 That's what I was thinking of.
02:57:33.000 It's probably inspired by Troll 2. Troll Hunter was these guys that were trying to find these trolls.
02:57:38.000 And it was just like, just at the point in time before drones were effective.
02:57:44.000 He kind of bought in that there was no aerial way of finding this thing, that you had to wait for it to pop out of the woods.
02:57:50.000 It's like a found footage movie, right?
02:57:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:57:53.000 Found footage, but with special effects of a giant troll that comes out of the forest as tall as the trees, and it's so stupid.
02:58:00.000 It might be better than that other terrible movie, because it's silly.
02:58:03.000 Yeah, here's the trailer.
02:58:05.000 So these people are like, well, we're going to find it.
02:58:07.000 So revealing.
02:58:10.000 Get to the troll, bro.
02:58:12.000 Where is it?
02:58:13.000 Is that it?
02:58:14.000 Yeah, there it is.
02:58:15.000 See, it was giant.
02:58:17.000 Chasing these people.
02:58:18.000 Oh no!
02:58:19.000 Jesus!
02:58:21.000 Look at it.
02:58:21.000 There it is.
02:58:22.000 Oh shit.
02:58:23.000 See, so it's like found footage but with special effects.
02:58:27.000 Fun fucking stupid movie.
02:58:29.000 You know, like you never really scared that someone is going to die, because none of them are real people in your mind.
02:58:35.000 It's not that kind of movie.
02:58:37.000 Nice.
02:58:37.000 It's like they can do whatever they want to those people.
02:58:40.000 So that was what I remembered.
02:58:41.000 I just couldn't...
02:58:42.000 So maybe that was it.
02:58:44.000 Maybe that was Troll 2. But those were little trolls.
02:58:47.000 Troll 2, they're like human size.
02:58:50.000 Yeah, okay.
02:58:51.000 I mean, it's a really incredible film, the first half of it, the rest of it.
02:58:54.000 I would not recommend it.
02:58:56.000 Actually, Dan's brother, it all takes place in this town called Nilbog, which is even one of the best parts is that it takes place in a town called Nilbog and the little kid sees the sign in the rearview mirror and is like, Nilbog is goblin backwards.
02:59:11.000 So it's actually about goblins.
02:59:12.000 Troll 2 is about goblins.
02:59:14.000 So Dan's brother had the personalized plate, Ohio plate, that said Nilbog.
02:59:21.000 Yeah, my brother Jeff in high school.
02:59:23.000 That's hilarious.
02:59:24.000 That's hilarious.
02:59:25.000 But through the rearview mirror, man, it said goblin.
02:59:29.000 Pretty genius.
02:59:30.000 That is very smart.
02:59:32.000 I mean, if you need that in your life, you need to be tricking people with words.
02:59:36.000 That's the way to do it.
02:59:38.000 If you're all about goblins.
02:59:39.000 It's a weird thing to fixate on.
02:59:41.000 It's weird.
02:59:42.000 My brother's strange character.
02:59:45.000 Very strange.
02:59:47.000 Do you know they have those new plates?
02:59:49.000 They're like digital plates.
02:59:50.000 And then if someone steals your car, it just says stolen.
02:59:53.000 That's cool.
02:59:53.000 It's weird, though.
02:59:54.000 They're like a screen that projects the numbers and the letters.
02:59:58.000 Weird.
02:59:58.000 Yeah.
02:59:59.000 Could you hack into that?
03:00:00.000 Oh, for sure.
03:00:01.000 And also, they could track you.
03:00:03.000 Like, for sure, they're tracking you.
03:00:04.000 Because if it gets stolen, then they know exactly where it is.
03:00:07.000 Dude, that's my favorite thing on Earth, is when someone unfollows you on Instagram, like, oh, shit, my phone was hacked.
03:00:12.000 Yeah.
03:00:14.000 The amount of phone hacking that's going on.
03:00:16.000 Yeah.
03:00:16.000 Well, wasn't that...
03:00:17.000 There was a woman who worked for CNBC who said her website was hacked.
03:00:21.000 She wrote a bunch of homophobic shit back in the day.
03:00:23.000 Remember that?
03:00:24.000 Yeah.
03:00:25.000 But people say their account was hacked.
03:00:27.000 Like, that's all they did.
03:00:28.000 They didn't go in there and push Russian websites that, you know, sell sex dolls.
03:00:32.000 No, no, no.
03:00:33.000 They went in there and just edited a few things to make you look like a piece of shit.
03:00:36.000 Yeah.
03:00:36.000 Yeah.
03:00:38.000 The Jack, when they hacked his Twitter account.
03:00:40.000 Oh, but they did do that to Jack.
03:00:41.000 But the Jack was a bunch of racist shit.
03:00:43.000 Imagine if Jack was just fucking with people.
03:00:45.000 He's like, watch this.
03:00:46.000 I'm going to see my account was hacked.
03:00:47.000 And I'm just going to get fucking crazy.
03:00:49.000 Like, Jack is probably like those cops that want to kill people after a while.
03:00:52.000 He's just so fed up with the system and censoring people.
03:00:57.000 And just all these people getting deplatformed that he wants to just jump on and drop n-bombs.
03:01:03.000 Oh, shit.
03:01:05.000 Imagine it was an inside plot.
03:01:07.000 Like, he just decides, look, I'm gonna hack myself just so I can say the most ridiculous shit.
03:01:11.000 Because no one's been arrested, right?
03:01:13.000 I don't think so.
03:01:14.000 No, see, if you were gonna hack the CEO of the biggest fucking social media platform in the world, wouldn't you think there'd be a goddamn ruthless investigation?
03:01:23.000 They would send the Masada after those kids.
03:01:25.000 Like, who did it?
03:01:27.000 Who dropped the N-bomb on Jack's Twitter page?
03:01:29.000 They would find that person.
03:01:31.000 Yeah, it's like...
03:01:32.000 It'd be worth a million dollars.
03:01:33.000 They'd hunt them down.
03:01:35.000 It's a playbook.
03:01:36.000 Step number one, just my account was hacked.
03:01:39.000 Yeah, it's a move.
03:01:39.000 I like it when, like, literally it's like people that, like, I just hang out with at the bar and say that.
03:01:44.000 It's like, what the fuck?
03:01:46.000 Shit wasn't hacked?
03:01:47.000 Yeah.
03:01:48.000 Shit wasn't hacked?
03:01:49.000 I did get my Gmail account stolen once.
03:01:52.000 That did happen.
03:01:53.000 I was like, wow.
03:01:54.000 Someone can do that.
03:01:55.000 They can just steal your Gmail.
03:01:57.000 Dude, I got 65,000 emails, unread emails in my account.
03:02:01.000 I'd love for someone to hack into that shit.
03:02:04.000 Ain't nothing interesting in it.
03:02:06.000 All my emails are cool, period.
03:02:10.000 Sounds good, period.
03:02:15.000 Sitting around writing thoughtful-ass emails.
03:02:17.000 That is not me.
03:02:19.000 I don't have time for that shit.
03:02:24.000 I'll call you on the phone if I need to.
03:02:26.000 Oh my god.
03:02:28.000 Yeah, my shit was hacked and...
03:02:30.000 What did they do with it?
03:02:31.000 No, my shit wasn't hacked.
03:02:32.000 I know, I know.
03:02:32.000 I was playing along with it.
03:02:34.000 What did they do?
03:02:35.000 They hacked in your...
03:02:36.000 Was it your Twitter?
03:02:37.000 What was it?
03:02:40.000 They hacked in there and...
03:02:42.000 They found a direct message to you asking if we could be on the show.
03:02:45.000 Did they say some fucked up shit about corn?
03:02:47.000 Yeah.
03:02:50.000 Dude, when I got in my last Twitter...
03:02:52.000 Well, I've had two Twitter incidents.
03:02:54.000 One was with Justin Bieber.
03:02:58.000 And one was early on, I tweeted like, In 2010, I tweeted something so stupid, not even funny.
03:03:08.000 We were on a tour bus, and we had to drive into a show, and SNL was on.
03:03:12.000 I said, oh, Madonna's crushing it on SNL. And it was Lady Gaga.
03:03:16.000 That was the fucking joke.
03:03:17.000 But a year later, it wasn't even funny.
03:03:21.000 And she wasn't that famous or anything.
03:03:23.000 I would have laughed.
03:03:24.000 That's funny.
03:03:24.000 Well, a year later, some Gaga monster found it.
03:03:28.000 And was like, you know, go kill yourself.
03:03:31.000 Yeah.
03:03:32.000 And I think I was one of the first people to maybe take this tactic.
03:03:37.000 I started just retweeting the most vile shit that was like, you're a fucking asshole.
03:03:43.000 Kill yourself.
03:03:44.000 And I just retweeted it.
03:03:46.000 And it was like, once again, the thing before the Me Too was the bullying thing.
03:03:54.000 Don't stop bullying.
03:03:56.000 These people were just fucking crushing me on there.
03:03:59.000 And I started, that's when I started being like, fuck Twitter, man.
03:04:03.000 Like, fuck it.
03:04:04.000 Well, people will also say that you're bullying if you retweet it because you're sicking your Twitter mob on them.
03:04:09.000 Yeah, but like you can spin anything however you want to do it, but my Twitter mob was like fucking, at the time, was like 3,000 people in Ohio.
03:04:19.000 It was more of a militia.
03:04:21.000 Yeah.
03:04:24.000 Yeah.
03:04:26.000 But then, you know, the Justin Bieber thing happened and it was like, I just, I realized at that point, like, it's a real, like, A, these are all kids.
03:04:36.000 A lot of these people are just fucking idiots.
03:04:38.000 Like you shouldn't.
03:04:38.000 Like you would be if you were 13. Yeah.
03:04:40.000 If I was 13 and spout off anything, all these kids are at some point get a job at a corporation.
03:04:47.000 Someone's going to go through their shit deep and get called into the office.
03:04:51.000 But you see what's happening with Justin Trudeau, the Prime Minister of Canada?
03:04:54.000 Yeah.
03:04:55.000 They found brownface.
03:04:57.000 So he was dressed in a costume.
03:05:00.000 How did they find all three of them the same fucking day?
03:05:02.000 Well, somebody was searching for some shit.
03:05:04.000 But he was in a costume in 1981, and we're upset?
03:05:10.000 People have real tweets saying that he should be horrified by this racism.
03:05:15.000 Like, is he just in a costume?
03:05:18.000 Because it seems like he's just in a costume, pretending he's an Arabian guy.
03:05:22.000 Is that really racist?
03:05:24.000 It's called Arabian Nights.
03:05:25.000 Yeah.
03:05:26.000 I mean, maybe it's insensitive now, today, but in 1981, guess what?
03:05:31.000 No one cared.
03:05:32.000 Dude, in 1981, one of the biggest films, I think, or not biggest, a big film was Silver Streak.
03:05:39.000 My brother, Will, older brother, is obsessed with trains.
03:05:41.000 In fact, he works for Amtrak now.
03:05:43.000 But in that movie, there's a scene where Gene Wilder has to put on blackface.
03:05:49.000 Yes.
03:05:49.000 And...
03:05:51.000 You know, that, of course, would never go on now, and I could see how somebody fight offended, but at the time, when I saw that for the first time when I was six or seven, like, you know, that was a different time.
03:06:03.000 Do you remember C. Thomas Howell's Soul Man?
03:06:05.000 Do you remember that movie?
03:06:07.000 Yeah.
03:06:07.000 It was like in the 90s, he played a guy who pretended to be black to go to a certain school.
03:06:14.000 Do you remember that?
03:06:14.000 This happened in 2001, though, not in 1981, just to clarify.
03:06:18.000 Which one did?
03:06:19.000 Justin Trudeau's stuff.
03:06:20.000 He was only 10 in 1981. Yeah.
03:06:21.000 Oh, it happened in 2000?
03:06:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:06:23.000 It was 18 years ago.
03:06:25.000 Oh.
03:06:26.000 That's a little different.
03:06:27.000 It's a little different.
03:06:29.000 Why did I say it was 81?
03:06:30.000 Where did I hear it was 81?
03:06:31.000 Maybe I just repeated dumb numbers.
03:06:33.000 I don't know, man.
03:06:34.000 I've never worn a blackface, and I sure as fuck would remember it if I'd ever put it on.
03:06:39.000 That's why I was like, I don't remember that.
03:06:40.000 Pull up that movie Soul Man.
03:06:42.000 What?
03:06:43.000 See Thomas Howell.
03:06:44.000 Who was it that said they couldn't remember wearing it?
03:06:46.000 Someone that got in trouble, the person before.
03:06:49.000 Oh, yeah.
03:06:50.000 Who was that?
03:06:50.000 That was like a senator?
03:06:53.000 Somebody from Kentucky.
03:06:54.000 I don't know, man.
03:06:55.000 I can tell you everything I was for Halloween.
03:06:58.000 I was Orville Redenbacher recently.
03:07:02.000 This is C. Thomas Howell, and that's when he's the white guy, and I forget what exactly it was.
03:07:09.000 He took some tanning pills to get into school.
03:07:11.000 Is that what it was?
03:07:12.000 He took tanning pills?
03:07:13.000 Oh my goodness.
03:07:14.000 To get into a school, he took tanning pills?
03:07:16.000 It might have been Harvard or some college or something like that.
03:07:19.000 Oh, okay.
03:07:20.000 So, and then, screwed ahead to when he turns into a black fellow.
03:07:25.000 And all of a sudden, bam!
03:07:26.000 Like, here it is.
03:07:27.000 Did you see what he was talking into?
03:07:29.000 What was he talking into?
03:07:30.000 A noose.
03:07:31.000 Oh, Jesus.
03:07:32.000 So he's going to kill himself because he took too many tanning pills?
03:07:35.000 Probably because he couldn't get into college.
03:07:36.000 Oh, right.
03:07:37.000 Poor guy.
03:07:38.000 So he took the tanning pills to get in.
03:07:39.000 Go to the picture of him.
03:07:41.000 I thought he was looking in the mirror.
03:07:42.000 But imagine if you decided you were going to make this movie today.
03:07:45.000 Jesus.
03:07:46.000 Imagine if you were going to make this movie today.
03:07:48.000 Oh my god, they would hang you.
03:07:50.000 Is that Julie?
03:07:51.000 This was like a harmless movie.
03:07:54.000 It was.
03:07:57.000 In 1990, whatever it was, when this movie came out, this was an absolutely harmless movie that nobody protested about.
03:08:04.000 Nobody cared.
03:08:04.000 It was really obvious what was going on.
03:08:06.000 It was not a great movie, but nobody cared.
03:08:09.000 Imagine if you put that movie out today.
03:08:13.000 Dude.
03:08:14.000 Oh my god!
03:08:15.000 You know what I was thinking about the other day?
03:08:17.000 I was thinking about how fucking insane Doogie Howser is.
03:08:22.000 I was like, if I was fucking sick and a 12-year-old walked in the fucking office, like...
03:08:27.000 Seriously.
03:08:28.000 That's right, he was a doctor at 12. Dude, he's a fucking 12-year-old doctor.
03:08:31.000 I mean, get the fuck...
03:08:33.000 Out of here, motherfucker.
03:08:34.000 Yeah.
03:08:34.000 Like, seriously.
03:08:36.000 What kind of doctor was he?
03:08:38.000 Dude, I don't know, but then I realized something.
03:08:40.000 I was like, not only was he a doctor, but every night after the day, he would sit down at his computer and do his journal.
03:08:49.000 Which is, I know for a fact, I don't know for a fact, but I'm pretty sure that the whole basis of Sex and the City's It's based off of that.
03:08:59.000 Doogie Howser.
03:09:00.000 I think that they are connected.
03:09:02.000 You know how they say that Family Matters is a spin-off of...
03:09:07.000 South Park.
03:09:08.000 Perfect Strangers.
03:09:09.000 Perfect Strangers.
03:09:11.000 The elevator doorman or something real strange.
03:09:15.000 Why was I just rattling off different cartoons?
03:09:16.000 Perfect Strangers is supposed to take place in the same universe as Family Matters, but I do think Sucks in the City takes place in the same universe as Doogie Howser.
03:09:25.000 And maybe if you think of...
03:09:27.000 What's that guy that she's always trying to date?
03:09:32.000 Mr. Big?
03:09:33.000 Maybe Mr. Big's Doogie Howser as an adult.
03:09:41.000 Never know.
03:09:42.000 Never know.
03:09:44.000 I never connected those two.
03:09:45.000 I don't think I ever watched an episode of Doogie Howsard.
03:09:47.000 And I've only reluctantly watched an episode of Sex and the City because a friend was on it.
03:09:51.000 A couple years younger than you, so we were subjected to that shit.
03:09:54.000 But now kids don't even watch it.
03:09:56.000 There were three channels when we were kids.
03:09:58.000 Yeah, kids barely watch TV anymore.
03:10:00.000 He was a second year resident surgeon.
03:10:04.000 Second year!
03:10:05.000 He'd been cutting into people for a year already.
03:10:08.000 Oh my god.
03:10:09.000 Yeah, kids today are not listening.
03:10:12.000 They are rather not watching anything.
03:10:14.000 They're watching things on their computer and they're watching things on their phone.
03:10:17.000 They think that somewhere around 50% of what you're getting on Netflix these days, kids are watching on their phone.
03:10:26.000 Wow.
03:10:26.000 Yeah.
03:10:29.000 YouTube's a big one too.
03:10:30.000 Didn't you say that this podcast, most of it people watch on the phone?
03:10:33.000 60%.
03:10:34.000 60% on the phone.
03:10:36.000 And now that they have phones like the Galaxy Note 10 is just all screen device, you know, you can actually enjoy it.
03:10:42.000 You can watch something, it's 6.8 inches.
03:10:44.000 It's like a little TV. Yeah.
03:10:45.000 I mean, it's weird.
03:10:47.000 We all had that.
03:10:48.000 They're watching movies on those.
03:10:49.000 Being on tour, being on the bus, it's amazing.
03:10:52.000 Really, to be honest.
03:10:53.000 It is incredible.
03:10:55.000 When you guys tour, do you always go bus to bus, city to city?
03:10:58.000 Or do you fly city to city?
03:11:00.000 Or do you always do the bus thing?
03:11:01.000 Here's the thing about touring.
03:11:04.000 Let's say Dan walks in.
03:11:06.000 It's like, man, I fucking hate the fucking bus.
03:11:11.000 What happens is typically a manager says, oh, you don't need to fucking fly private, dude.
03:11:18.000 You hub out of Jackson Hole on the West Coast, dude.
03:11:21.000 Yeah, it's fucking great.
03:11:23.000 The thing is that the manager is still getting the same cut of whatever you're making.
03:11:28.000 You're just spending all of your cash.
03:11:30.000 The most genius thing you can do in the music business, if you're a manager or business manager, is to get your client to spend all their money because they just have to work more.
03:11:40.000 And your shit comes off the top.
03:11:42.000 You know what I mean?
03:11:43.000 Dude, you're playing three-dimensional music business chess of all times.
03:11:46.000 Yeah, dude.
03:11:47.000 It's kind of creepy.
03:11:48.000 You need a personal chef and a trainer and everything.
03:11:51.000 Yeah, buy a mansion.
03:11:52.000 Yeah, buy a mansion in the city.
03:11:54.000 Get a Ferrari.
03:11:54.000 What up?
03:11:55.000 They want you to go off.
03:11:56.000 Crash a Ferrari on stage every night, Dan.
03:11:59.000 It used to be like Ted Nugent.
03:12:01.000 Get a buffalo.
03:12:02.000 Ride it on stage.
03:12:03.000 You need the buffalo.
03:12:04.000 Dude, I have a buffalo ahead of my house that Ted Nugent gave you?
03:12:08.000 Gave to Michelle.
03:12:10.000 Really?
03:12:10.000 Wow.
03:12:11.000 That's huge.
03:12:12.000 68. He killed it in 68. Really?
03:12:15.000 1968?
03:12:17.000 That's what he told Michelle's brother was his drum tech for a while.
03:12:21.000 Oh, shit.
03:12:23.000 Wow.
03:12:24.000 That's a good way to end this podcast.
03:12:28.000 Dude, we did like three and a half hours.
03:12:30.000 Jesus.
03:12:31.000 It's 3.30.
03:12:32.000 Damn!
03:12:32.000 I'm telling you!
03:12:33.000 I had to piss like three times.
03:12:35.000 You need to do this.
03:12:36.000 You need to do your own.
03:12:38.000 100%.
03:12:38.000 And I think it could serve a great function.
03:12:42.000 It's so easy to do, man.
03:12:43.000 We'll just come on here again.
03:12:45.000 Anytime you want, but it's so easy for you to do your own.
03:12:47.000 I mean, you can get one of those little fucking Zoom, this is a Zoom mic, right?
03:12:52.000 Sure.
03:12:52.000 Is that it?
03:12:53.000 Or Shore makes them, like a bunch of different companies.
03:12:57.000 They probably already have the equipment.
03:12:57.000 Yeah, I'm sure you do.
03:12:58.000 And just get on the bus, and with the ambient sound and everything, it would actually be kind of cool to hear that.
03:13:03.000 And just talk shit.
03:13:04.000 Dude, people would fucking love it.
03:13:05.000 And you could have that be like the interstitial in between great songs that you love.
03:13:11.000 I'm not opposed to think it's a good idea.
03:13:14.000 We've talked about it.
03:13:15.000 I think it's an amazing idea.
03:13:17.000 Yeah.
03:13:18.000 Let's get a photo, boys.
03:13:21.000 Cheese.
03:13:22.000 Yeah, man.
03:13:23.000 All right.
03:13:23.000 You're going to do it.
03:13:24.000 Thank you for being here.
03:13:25.000 Thank you.
03:13:25.000 Love you guys.
03:13:26.000 Thank you very much.
03:13:27.000 Bye, everybody.
03:13:30.000 That was awesome.
03:13:30.000 Amazing.