The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1398

00:00:03.000 Boom.

00:00:03.000 I'm rolling.

00:00:04.000 What's going on, man?

00:00:05.000 How are you?

00:00:05.000 Good to see you.

00:00:06.000 What's up, man?

00:00:07.000 Pleasure.

00:00:08.000 Pleasure to meet you, man.

00:00:09.000 I enjoy your social media, man.

00:00:10.000 Your Instagram is one of my favorite, for sure.

00:00:12.000 I appreciate it, man.

00:00:13.000 Just doing me.

00:00:14.000 Yeah, you're doing you, but you're doing it correctly.

00:00:16.000 It's a lot of fun.

00:00:17.000 You're a fun guy.

00:00:19.000 Like, your shit is fun.

00:00:20.000 I just try to be genuine with it.

00:00:22.000 That's all I've been on there from day one, and that's what got me this far, and it's been working, so why not?

00:00:28.000 Yeah, man, you know, I found out about you from two people.

00:00:32.000 One, from my friend Andrew Schultz.

00:00:34.000 Yeah, that's my nigga.

00:00:35.000 I love that dude.

00:00:36.000 He speaks very highly of you.

00:00:38.000 But two, because my friend Stylebender is a UFC middleweight champion.

00:00:41.000 He played your song on one of his walkouts or one of his fights.

00:00:44.000 I didn't even know him, honestly, until...

00:00:48.000 It's just like a lot of stuff I really don't be knowing.

00:00:51.000 I'm out the loop of the mainstream stuff.

00:00:54.000 So if I can't, especially something like UFC, I'm still new to that.

00:00:58.000 I'm still learning it.

00:00:59.000 So when he, so when, I think Andrew or Charlemagne the one told me and Instagram told me too and when I looked at it, I was like, oh shit.

00:01:06.000 This shit is big.

00:01:08.000 He did it while Smile Bitch was still bubbling.

00:01:11.000 So he was one of the people that I kind of realized, oh no, this shit going to a whole other level.

00:01:16.000 Just by him doing that.

00:01:17.000 And I appreciate him doing that too.

00:01:18.000 He's huge now.

00:01:20.000 He's huge now.

00:01:21.000 He's the champ now.

00:01:22.000 So he did this back before he won the title.

00:01:24.000 This was, I believe, a year ago.

00:01:26.000 Shit, to me he did win the title when he did that.

00:01:28.000 I thought that was the title.

00:01:30.000 I don't know.

00:01:31.000 I'm still new to this UFC thing.

00:01:33.000 Actually, that's what brought me into it.

00:01:35.000 Really?

00:01:36.000 That made me give a fuck about it.

00:01:38.000 I was like, shit, let me see what this is about.

00:01:40.000 You gotta come to one live.

00:01:41.000 I want to.

00:01:42.000 What are you doing this weekend?

00:01:43.000 You want me to tell you what it is?

00:01:46.000 I didn't like to see the actual nigga getting his ass whooped.

00:01:50.000 Like, I don't want to keep seeing him get punched, punched, punched.

00:01:53.000 While they're down, you mean?

00:01:54.000 Yeah, I guess because the environment you come from, I try to get away from that type of shit.

00:01:59.000 And so to see it, like, I don't even watch videos like that, seeing somebody get shot in the head.

00:02:03.000 And I'm just starting to get comfortable watching fights.

00:02:07.000 I know what you're saying.

00:02:08.000 So with that, but now I want to go to a UFC fight now just because now I guess my body or my mind has got desensitized to where it don't bother me as much.

00:02:17.000 Well, anytime you want to go, let me know.

00:02:19.000 There's a big one this weekend.

00:02:21.000 Where?

00:02:22.000 Vegas.

00:02:23.000 Shit, I might come fuck with you.

00:02:25.000 Come on down.

00:02:26.000 Hold on, let me think.

00:02:28.000 I don't want to say.

00:02:28.000 I got to think, do I got something to do?

00:02:30.000 There's at least two titles, right?

00:02:31.000 Oh, shit.

00:02:32.000 Three?

00:02:32.000 Three titles?

00:02:33.000 I can't go.

00:02:34.000 I'm going to Honduras.

00:02:35.000 Oh, shit.

00:02:37.000 How do you forget you're going to Honduras?

00:02:40.000 I don't know.

00:02:41.000 I just be doing shit.

00:02:43.000 I do shit whenever I get a chance to now, as far as traveling.

00:02:46.000 Just for fun?

00:02:47.000 Yeah, just for fun.

00:02:48.000 Just for chill.

00:02:49.000 That's my way of...

00:02:50.000 My me time, my space time to gather my thoughts and do my thing.

00:02:56.000 So not work related at all.

00:02:59.000 Just enjoying yourself.

00:03:01.000 That's kind of where I'm at mentally and everything.

00:03:03.000 I just, I'm kind of pre-retired in my mind.

00:03:06.000 Really?

00:03:06.000 To prepare myself for when shit slow down.

00:03:10.000 I think you should do that.

00:03:11.000 I think, well, me for 40. When you're about 40, you need to prepare for 60. I always try to prepare for later.

00:03:16.000 I'm 52, so 60's around the corner for me.

00:03:20.000 Nigga, 50?

00:03:20.000 I'm just realizing, because I remember when I was a kid, and I used to be like, man...

00:03:26.000 Man, I want to give my life to God and all that, but I ain't going to have no fun.

00:03:30.000 I'm going to wait until I get about 50. And then here come 50 about to pull up.

00:03:35.000 I'm like, shit.

00:03:37.000 So now, I mean, but...

00:03:39.000 I don't know.

00:03:39.000 50 is a cool age, and I just start preparing for when I can't take care of myself.

00:03:46.000 But what it all is, is that we know it ends.

00:03:49.000 We don't know when.

00:03:50.000 We don't know if it's 100. We don't know if it's 80. We know it ends.

00:03:54.000 So you hear 40, and you go, ooh, how close?

00:03:57.000 How close am I? I know it's about time to wrap up.

00:03:59.000 I done went half the century.

00:04:02.000 What's the average, 100 at the most?

00:04:04.000 So I'm like, alright, I know this shit from the end pretty soon some type of way, so let me prepare.

00:04:10.000 And then I look at, I watch old people a lot, so I pay attention to them, so I see what they're going through, and I'm like, alright, it's my turn pretty soon.

00:04:18.000 I had John Witherspoon in earlier in the year with his son, JD. Let me do it.

00:04:25.000 There it is.

00:04:26.000 Sorry.

00:04:28.000 And he died shortly after.

00:04:30.000 He died a couple months later.

00:04:31.000 And I've known that guy for a long time.

00:04:34.000 And I remember thinking, like, he was just here.

00:04:37.000 He was, like, happy.

00:04:38.000 He had all this energy.

00:04:40.000 He was hilarious.

00:04:41.000 And then a couple months later, the lights shut off.

00:04:44.000 That's life, man.

00:04:45.000 That's life.

00:04:46.000 That's life.

00:04:48.000 That quick, just like that.

00:04:49.000 In the big scheme of things, from thousands of years, it's just like that.

00:04:53.000 But a guy like that is this iconic figure, hilarious comedian.

00:05:01.000 It's weird that he's gone.

00:05:03.000 Why?

00:05:04.000 Because it's weird when everybody leaves.

00:05:05.000 It's like they're not in this space anymore.

00:05:10.000 It's just gone.

00:05:12.000 I don't see it as weird, though, because I see death is just as much as life.

00:05:16.000 It's the same thing.

00:05:17.000 Oh, it is, yeah.

00:05:18.000 So I don't see it as weird.

00:05:19.000 I mean, of course, emotionally, we're emotionally attached to what bothers us, you know, but at the same time, I get it.

00:05:26.000 Yeah.

00:05:27.000 That's what I think.

00:05:28.000 I think that's the key to all this shit, understanding.

00:05:30.000 Once you understand, you just pretty much got life figured out.

00:05:35.000 You think you have life figured out?

00:05:37.000 I never feel like that.

00:05:38.000 I never feel like I got life figured out.

00:05:40.000 Yeah.

00:05:40.000 You think you got it nailed?

00:05:43.000 I mean, it's stuff to learn.

00:05:45.000 Like, I was just telling him stuff like this.

00:05:46.000 It just opened my mind to stuff.

00:05:48.000 He was just telling me stuff.

00:05:49.000 Oh, the float tank?

00:05:50.000 But the beginning and the end is pretty much life and death.

00:05:54.000 It's just like any other thing in life.

00:05:56.000 I mean, any other thing that's living.

00:05:58.000 There's nothing, no different.

00:06:00.000 So it's like, we just think it is because this shit here make us arrogant.

00:06:06.000 That's true.

00:06:06.000 And I also think it's a thing, it's a manage your perceptions thing.

00:06:10.000 You know, like, you have to manage your perceptions, like, how you view things.

00:06:13.000 Like, you could freak out about things, or you could just...

00:06:15.000 Everything's...

00:06:16.000 Perception is everything.

00:06:17.000 I mean, it's just how you look at it, and it's...

00:06:19.000 That's what keeps you sane, understanding, like, it's just how you look at it, and understanding there's no good or bad, and shit is what it is.

00:06:26.000 You just got to be on the right side.

00:06:28.000 Yeah.

00:06:28.000 Shit.

00:06:30.000 And the universe doesn't care.

00:06:32.000 It just keeps marching on.

00:06:33.000 The universe...

00:06:33.000 Nature don't give a fuck.

00:06:35.000 Not at all.

00:06:36.000 Nothing's more powerful than nature, and once we realize that...

00:06:39.000 We'll be more humble.

00:06:41.000 You said you saw a cat's hunt on a safari?

00:06:43.000 Yeah.

00:06:43.000 What was that like?

00:06:44.000 I got it on my phone.

00:06:46.000 Oh, shit.

00:06:47.000 You see him get one?

00:06:48.000 Uh-uh.

00:06:48.000 You got to sit there for a minute.

00:06:50.000 And I didn't have no weed or nothing to sit there.

00:06:57.000 Where were you?

00:07:00.000 What was that?

00:07:02.000 Tanzania.

00:07:03.000 Tanzania.

00:07:04.000 I posted on my Instagram.

00:07:05.000 Oh, wow.

00:07:06.000 I try to share shit like this here because where I'm from, we never seen no shit like this.

00:07:11.000 But it was dope as fuck.

00:07:12.000 It was way more interesting than I thought it was going to be.

00:07:15.000 It's like really watching, like being in the hood and watching the fight or watching somebody get shot.

00:07:20.000 Oh, wow.

00:07:21.000 Okay, so it'll load up.

00:07:22.000 Yeah, it got to load up.

00:07:23.000 Give it a second.

00:07:24.000 Because it was an old iCloud.

00:07:25.000 It's on the iCloud.

00:07:26.000 Give it a second.

00:07:27.000 Unless y'all got Wi-Fi.

00:07:29.000 Yeah.

00:07:29.000 I got cricket.

00:07:30.000 You know, I'm on that rich, broke lifestyle.

00:07:32.000 Yeah.

00:07:35.000 But yeah, it was dope as fuck, man.

00:07:37.000 Like, just being out there.

00:07:38.000 I took a lot of pictures and shit.

00:07:40.000 I got like an Instagram page where I used to post dope pics from when I traveled and shit.

00:07:46.000 Did they make you take malaria medication?

00:07:50.000 I never took nothing, nowhere I went.

00:07:52.000 Really?

00:07:53.000 And I'm glad I didn't because I heard people that do take them shots and stuff, they get sick.

00:07:58.000 Real sick.

00:07:58.000 Yeah.

00:07:59.000 Oh, thank you.

00:08:00.000 And plus, I don't eat a lot, so it ain't too much that's going to fuck me up.

00:08:03.000 I eat McDonald's wherever I go.

00:08:05.000 McDonald's is your friend when you're out the country.

00:08:09.000 I think that's it.

00:08:10.000 Is that you?

00:08:10.000 That ain't it.

00:08:11.000 He took this.

00:08:13.000 He took this one?

00:08:14.000 The shot up there.

00:08:14.000 Oh, the shot right.

00:08:15.000 Did you take that one too?

00:08:16.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:17.000 I took that pic.

00:08:18.000 So is this your other Instagram?

00:08:20.000 The Comedic Guy?

00:08:20.000 Yeah, that's my other Instagram.

00:08:22.000 So it's just photographs?

00:08:23.000 Photographs.

00:08:24.000 And I call it Comedic Guy because I think comedians got the best eye because we observe.

00:08:31.000 So, I mean, you should be able to take good pics if you're a comedian.

00:08:34.000 Wow, this meat market's intense.

00:08:36.000 Where is this at?

00:08:37.000 That was at Zanzibar, I think.

00:08:41.000 What kind of meat is all that?

00:08:43.000 Shit, I don't know.

00:08:44.000 Something I ain't finna eat.

00:08:47.000 I told you, I don't eat McDonald's, man.

00:08:49.000 I don't trust me.

00:08:51.000 Matter of fact, me and Andrew one time, we went to, we did the hip, not the hip-hop awards, shit, the MTV awards over in Europe.

00:09:00.000 And while we was over there, the crew and everything, and I traveled a lot, and they was like, man, we finna go get something to eat.

00:09:05.000 And I'm like, I ain't eating that shit.

00:09:06.000 They're like, nah, come on, let's go get something to eat.

00:09:08.000 I was like, man, you gonna fuck up.

00:09:10.000 Go over there.

00:09:12.000 Everybody, the whole crew had to go to the hospital.

00:09:14.000 I was the only one that didn't go.

00:09:15.000 Really?

00:09:16.000 Yeah, because I don't eat that shit.

00:09:17.000 So they all got food poisoning.

00:09:18.000 They all got food poisoning trying to eat.

00:09:20.000 Andrew too?

00:09:21.000 I'm not sure.

00:09:22.000 He said he didn't, but I swear I told him too.

00:09:25.000 He said he didn't get it, but he might have listened to me that time.

00:09:28.000 But for the most part, I just don't eat.

00:09:30.000 When I go out to the country, I eat shit that I'm used to.

00:09:32.000 Fruit, rice, chicken, and McDonald's.

00:09:38.000 McDonald's, you ever see one of those cheeseburgers where they put it on a shelf for a year and they film it for a year to see if it deteriorates?

00:09:44.000 A year later it looks like it just got put there?

00:09:46.000 That's a good thing though.

00:09:49.000 Right?

00:09:49.000 Maybe.

00:09:50.000 That's like space food.

00:09:53.000 That's space food.

00:09:54.000 If space food is good for astronauts, it got to be good for us.

00:09:59.000 We be hating on McDonald's way too much.

00:10:01.000 Nobody's really died on paper from McDonald's.

00:10:06.000 They have from Jack in the Box.

00:10:08.000 They died from eating a lot.

00:10:09.000 You eat anything a lot, you're going to die.

00:10:11.000 People eat fish and fat as fuck.

00:10:13.000 That's true.

00:10:14.000 But I think someone's died from E. coli.

00:10:16.000 I think that was Jack in the Box though, right?

00:10:18.000 They had an E. coli outbreak.

00:10:20.000 I mean, but that could be at everything.

00:10:21.000 That could be at any restaurant, any place.

00:10:24.000 That shit that you just showed on there, I'm pretty sure it's E. coli and that shit.

00:10:28.000 They're body immune to it.

00:10:30.000 That's one thing I did learn too from traveling at the end of the day.

00:10:32.000 You can eat anything.

00:10:34.000 You just can't eat a lot of it.

00:10:37.000 When I go over to Asia, they eat everything moving.

00:10:42.000 And they live to like a hundred.

00:10:44.000 My kids explain this to me.

00:10:45.000 I didn't know about this.

00:10:46.000 It's called mukbang.

00:10:49.000 What's that?

00:10:50.000 It's a style of video that they do in Korea, where Korea, I guess they're proper and polite when they eat.

00:10:59.000 They have good manners.

00:11:00.000 They try to do that culturally.

00:11:02.000 So they have these videos that are real popular where they just eat like slobs.

00:11:06.000 They'll eat like an octopus, and they just splatter food all over their face and make a lot of noises while they chew.

00:11:13.000 And these videos are insanely popular.

00:11:16.000 Millions and millions of views of people watching someone eat.

00:11:19.000 That's because it's...

00:11:20.000 Well, you can't go by...

00:11:21.000 Our view of millions and their view ain't that much.

00:11:25.000 Because you gotta think it's billions of them.

00:11:28.000 So, I mean...

00:11:29.000 That's true.

00:11:30.000 That's true.

00:11:32.000 But it's not billions of Koreans, but I guess it's worldwide.

00:11:35.000 It's a lot of them.

00:11:36.000 How many Koreans are there?

00:11:37.000 Let's Google it.

00:11:38.000 It's a small country.

00:11:40.000 Relatively.

00:11:40.000 Hey, Siri, how many Koreans are there out here?

00:11:47.000 I'm Siri, your virtual assistant.

00:11:49.000 Oh.

00:11:50.000 He's a guy.

00:11:51.000 How many Koreans population out here?

00:11:55.000 I don't know that.

00:11:57.000 I found this on the web.

00:11:59.000 You know, let me just do the paper, write, type it, the old-fashioned one.

00:12:03.000 I'm gonna guess.

00:12:03.000 Population of Korea, 50 million.

00:12:06.000 50 million?

00:12:07.000 What do I guess?

00:12:07.000 51.47.

00:12:08.000 51.47?

00:12:11.000 That's a lot.

00:12:11.000 And how many is America?

00:12:13.000 Very much.

00:12:14.000 330?

00:12:15.000 Is that what it is now?

00:12:16.000 So it's more of us?

00:12:17.000 They don't know how many Mexicans there are.

00:12:20.000 They do not.

00:12:21.000 They do not.

00:12:22.000 They do not.

00:12:23.000 You'll never figure that out.

00:12:24.000 You're never going to figure that out.

00:12:25.000 You'll never figure that out.

00:12:26.000 Unless you go to a concert.

00:12:27.000 Good luck.

00:12:28.000 You go to a concert, you see them all.

00:12:30.000 Endlessly fucked up that there's a population of people that live amongst us, can't get green cards, and if they left, like you ever see the documentary A Day Without Mexicans?

00:12:41.000 L.A. would fall apart.

00:12:43.000 L.A. would literally collapse.

00:12:45.000 If I was them, I would do that.

00:12:47.000 Show them.

00:12:47.000 Show us.

00:12:48.000 It'll humble us.

00:12:49.000 Yeah, but they can't because they don't have the paperwork.

00:12:51.000 That's the thing.

00:12:52.000 They're all illegal.

00:12:54.000 If people come over here illegal in their valet parking and washing dishes and doing all these different jobs and landscaping and everything they can do, if they stopped, other people are just going to take their job.

00:13:05.000 Someone else is going to find a way out.

00:13:06.000 Nobody's going to take a job that's paying $2 an hour.

00:13:10.000 They're not making that much.

00:13:11.000 Nobody other than someone else just like them that needs that opportunity, and they're all coming over.

00:13:16.000 They would have to organize, and they would have to have some resources and need to sustain themselves while they're organizing.

00:13:22.000 But the thing is, the green card thing is, there should be a way where someone can earn a green card.

00:13:27.000 I mean, if someone's been over here for all this time, doing great, having a good life, being a good part of the community, but they're still not...

00:13:34.000 How does that work, though, like if...

00:13:36.000 If we get overpopulated.

00:13:38.000 That's a good question.

00:13:39.000 Like, what do we do then?

00:13:40.000 That's a good question.

00:13:41.000 Like, we always say, like, we got to let everybody in because that's how we got here.

00:13:46.000 But then when they get full and look like LA and traffic like a motherfucker, and then you're like, all right, go back home.

00:13:51.000 We don't want y'all, you don't want no tourists here.

00:13:53.000 We don't want no outsiders here.

00:13:55.000 So how does that work?

00:13:56.000 Like, what do we do?

00:13:57.000 There is no solution.

00:13:58.000 You're right.

00:13:59.000 There's no solution.

00:14:00.000 There's no perfect solution.

00:14:01.000 It's real messy.

00:14:02.000 It's life.

00:14:03.000 If you wanted to make a perfect solution, what you would do is you'd have tests for everybody.

00:14:07.000 Everybody.

00:14:09.000 But I don't know about that, because when you get over here, you're kind of slow to American thought.

00:14:14.000 Like, what would be the test?

00:14:15.000 Like, you couldn't have a test like that, because it'd be biased.

00:14:19.000 Maybe, but, I mean, who works harder than Mexicans?

00:14:22.000 The test doesn't just have to be on paper.

00:14:25.000 What's the test going to be like, who can build a house?

00:14:26.000 Who are you?

00:14:28.000 Maybe there's a way to find out who you are.

00:14:30.000 What kind of person are you?

00:14:32.000 Are you a person that's a valuable member of the community?

00:14:34.000 Well, nowadays with technology, they could just put something in you and scan you and figure it out.

00:14:38.000 Find out your thoughts.

00:14:39.000 Put you on an fMRI.

00:14:41.000 Read your brain.

00:14:42.000 Yeah, but then you gotta figure out what would they be looking for to see if they can let you in.

00:14:46.000 They convicted a lady in India from a brain scan of murder.

00:14:51.000 They used an fMRI and they said that through this machine they were able to detect functional knowledge of the murder.

00:15:01.000 Ain't that Minority Report?

00:15:03.000 Yeah.

00:15:03.000 That's that movie, ain't it?

00:15:04.000 I don't think it's real, though.

00:15:06.000 I think they just didn't understand the science.

00:15:08.000 If they wrote something about it, it can happen or it's gonna happen.

00:15:11.000 Oh, it's going to happen.

00:15:12.000 I definitely think it's going to happen.

00:15:13.000 But I think that where they're at right now, if this person really did get convicted, I don't think they really understand the science.

00:15:18.000 I think they're just convicting them because someone said it makes sense, and then there's not enough people that actually understand how little you actually can read.

00:15:27.000 Like, she could have been told about the scene and then developed a functional memory.

00:15:34.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:34.000 Because you're reading something in the brain that's not clearly defined yet.

00:15:38.000 It's just like if you told me something, I'd be like, well, somebody told me after a while, if you keep replaying in your head, you think you told yourself.

00:15:45.000 Yes, yes.

00:15:46.000 You think maybe it was your story and it was somebody else's story.

00:15:49.000 That shit happens to people.

00:15:50.000 Yeah.

00:15:51.000 Especially like minor shit from like 20 years ago.

00:15:53.000 And then your friend's like, I told you that.

00:15:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:56.000 Shit, last week.

00:15:58.000 Last week.

00:15:59.000 Remember I told you?

00:16:00.000 Oh yeah, I told you that.

00:16:01.000 That happened to me on Instagram all the time.

00:16:03.000 I post something 10 years ago, a tweet, and the next thing I know somebody else do it, and then I bring it back.

00:16:09.000 They say, I got it from them.

00:16:11.000 Like, bitch, I made it up.

00:16:12.000 Like, the fuck?

00:16:15.000 Memory's a strange thing.

00:16:16.000 It's a very strange thing.

00:16:17.000 That's the reason why I like technology, too, because it kind of keeps our brain in here.

00:16:22.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.

00:16:23.000 It keeps our brain in here, so you just got to pay for it.

00:16:26.000 You got to pay for your brain, the iCloud.

00:16:28.000 That's really our brain.

00:16:29.000 But it kind of solves all time or two.

00:16:32.000 That's a good point.

00:16:33.000 It really is kind of my brain.

00:16:35.000 It's where everything gets stored.

00:16:36.000 You have to pay for your brain for the rest of your life.

00:16:38.000 And that video of that line, it's just like one of those fucked up old memories.

00:16:41.000 Yeah, it's like, hold on, what is in there?

00:16:43.000 Stay woke.

00:16:44.000 Stay woke.

00:16:45.000 Stay woke.

00:16:47.000 You said you don't feel like you got life figured out.

00:16:51.000 Why not?

00:16:53.000 I was just endlessly confused by all of it.

00:16:56.000 I mean, I understand it.

00:16:57.000 You live, you die.

00:16:58.000 I understand how to be nice to people.

00:17:00.000 I understand what's good and bad.

00:17:02.000 I understand, you know, what it takes to be creative.

00:17:05.000 I thought that about you, but like, so what, you feel like you missing something?

00:17:08.000 No, it's still bizarre as fuck.

00:17:11.000 When you look at it, when you really look at what it is, it's bizarre as fuck.

00:17:15.000 All these random interactions taking place simultaneously amongst billions of people swarming on a planet that's spinning and twirling through infinity, going through the galaxy.

00:17:26.000 But that's what all the stars are.

00:17:29.000 When you see all that and you notice all that, you realize we are pretty much an ant in the big scheme of things.

00:17:36.000 Smaller than an ant.

00:17:37.000 We're just out here, so it makes no sense to put that much thought into this bullshit.

00:17:43.000 It's like, fuck it.

00:17:44.000 Like, it is what it is.

00:17:45.000 I mean...

00:17:46.000 That's true, too.

00:17:47.000 Yeah, it's not like I want to think about it all the time, but I just do.

00:17:49.000 I do it out of boredom.

00:17:50.000 Like, I'm damn near wanna go to Mars and all that shit, you know?

00:17:55.000 But I just don't wanna be the only nigga up there.

00:17:58.000 Mars is too long, man.

00:17:59.000 That's six months.

00:18:01.000 Yeah, I know that.

00:18:01.000 I thought about that.

00:18:02.000 I don't want to be there six months unless it's a party on that goddamn shit.

00:18:06.000 Even if it is.

00:18:07.000 That shit gotta be lit.

00:18:08.000 Bro, think about that.

00:18:09.000 Think about this.

00:18:10.000 What if the Earth was moving there now?

00:18:12.000 We own the party bus now.

00:18:13.000 Right.

00:18:14.000 We are in the party bus.

00:18:15.000 We're in the party bus.

00:18:16.000 It is a spaceship.

00:18:17.000 They don't tell us nothing, and then when we get there, they be like, alright, we're here.

00:18:21.000 Yeah, because if you think about it, Earth is like a spaceship, like a convertible spaceship.

00:18:26.000 There's just no roof.

00:18:28.000 Hell yeah.

00:18:29.000 Yeah, I mean, the only thing that saves us is the atmosphere.

00:18:32.000 That's real, though.

00:18:35.000 Yeah.

00:18:36.000 How much would a space should be different?

00:18:38.000 It'd be like an apartment complex versus a whole city.

00:18:41.000 Honestly, they could be doing it.

00:18:43.000 That's what them motherfucking billionaires should be trying to do.

00:18:46.000 Move this goddamn earth out the way.

00:18:49.000 Just push it where we want to go.

00:18:52.000 Wouldn't that make more sense?

00:18:53.000 You'd have to bring the sun with it.

00:18:55.000 Yeah, we can break the sun.

00:18:57.000 How does the sun, how come, maybe I'm just being retarded or something, but how does the sun heat the earth up, but not the moon?

00:19:07.000 Like, why the moon cold?

00:19:08.000 Moon doesn't have an atmosphere.

00:19:09.000 The atmosphere is what captures the heat.

00:19:12.000 But, yeah, that's what captures it, but so the heat ain't out there in space?

00:19:16.000 Well, the heat is on the moon.

00:19:17.000 The moon in the sun, it's 250 degrees, and in the shade, it's 250 degrees below zero.

00:19:23.000 So the moon never turns neither.

00:19:25.000 It's always like just stuck in one position.

00:19:28.000 Yes.

00:19:29.000 And it's the moon is stuck in one position.

00:19:33.000 Right.

00:19:34.000 I'm trying to picture it.

00:19:35.000 Hold up.

00:19:36.000 It's the moon and the earth.

00:19:39.000 And then the sun.

00:19:40.000 And then the sun.

00:19:40.000 So everything's revolving around the sun.

00:19:42.000 The thing is the moon revolves around the sun like this.

00:19:45.000 Like it's always doing the same thing.

00:19:46.000 Right.

00:19:46.000 Earth spins.

00:19:47.000 So it's a piece of the moon that's hot.

00:19:49.000 There's the sun.

00:19:50.000 If you get in the sun, the sun spot, the bright spot of the moon, it's 250 degrees.

00:19:55.000 If you get in the shade, it's 250 degrees below zero.

00:19:58.000 It's a giant fluctuation.

00:19:59.000 So there is a sun part on it.

00:20:00.000 Yes.

00:20:01.000 It gets very hot on the moon.

00:20:02.000 The thing is, they're protected, or they're not, rather, they're not protected by an atmosphere.

00:20:07.000 So we have an atmosphere.

00:20:08.000 The atmosphere, the magnetosphere, the oxygen, the nitrogen, all that stuff filters out all the heat and captures it and keeps us steady.

00:20:16.000 That's one of the reasons why we're here.

00:20:19.000 I understand why the moon...

00:20:20.000 From scuba diving, I understand how the moon's important for the ocean and all that.

00:20:25.000 But I'm just wondering...

00:20:26.000 I was sitting there watching my favorite movie, Intercell, and I was just...

00:20:31.000 That's a good movie.

00:20:31.000 Yeah, that's a good movie, and I watched that...

00:20:33.000 Underrated.

00:20:34.000 It's definitely, it's really, that is life.

00:20:37.000 Like, it's pretty much what it is.

00:20:38.000 But I was watching that, and I was watching In A Mankind, that new one that's on Apple Plus.

00:20:43.000 I was watching that, and it's on the moon, and I'm just looking at it, and I'm like, where the sun at?

00:20:47.000 And if the sun would start making me think like that, but...

00:20:51.000 I appreciate you telling me that.

00:20:53.000 Now I can look at it some more.

00:20:54.000 See, there's no atmosphere, and the atmosphere is the reason why we have blue skies.

00:20:59.000 Yeah, I know all that, but I thought that was stopping it from burning us up.

00:21:04.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:21:06.000 It stops us.

00:21:08.000 It helps us from getting burnt because we have an atmosphere, yes.

00:21:11.000 But on the moon, it's hot as fuck.

00:21:14.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:21:15.000 So the moon is hot.

00:21:16.000 It do get hot on the moon.

00:21:17.000 And it also gets insanely cold.

00:21:19.000 Okay.

00:21:19.000 Like, if you go in the shade, it's fucking cold as shit.

00:21:22.000 250 degrees below zero.

00:21:23.000 You ain't never want to go out of space?

00:21:25.000 Fuck.

00:21:25.000 Yeah, I'd like to go and just see.

00:21:27.000 I'd like to go over the lip.

00:21:28.000 That's my goal.

00:21:29.000 That's my goal in life.

00:21:32.000 Like, I just want to do a selfie with the earth behind me.

00:21:35.000 That's going to happen.

00:21:36.000 That's it.

00:21:37.000 That's going to be available real soon.

00:21:38.000 Yeah, I've seen it's like $250 now, right?

00:21:40.000 I'm saving up.

00:21:41.000 Is that what it is now?

00:21:42.000 I think a quarter million.

00:21:43.000 Who takes you on?

00:21:43.000 Like Virgin?

00:21:44.000 Virgin.

00:21:45.000 Yeah, you get to go out there and then come down.

00:21:47.000 So this is something they're already doing?

00:21:50.000 I've been sure to pay attention to find out that day.

00:21:53.000 I am buying a ticket for Eddie Bravo.

00:21:55.000 Nah, I definitely want one for real.

00:21:57.000 I'm going to start a GoFund and tell them to put me up there.

00:22:01.000 Tell all the black people to put me up there.

00:22:02.000 How long have they been doing this?

00:22:04.000 I don't know.

00:22:04.000 There's another company I know in the Arizona area.

00:22:07.000 That's what they're doing.

00:22:08.000 They're having a race.

00:22:08.000 It has a platform or something.

00:22:09.000 A race for outer space, man.

00:22:11.000 So is this the Virgin Jet?

00:22:12.000 This is the Virgin Jet.

00:22:13.000 Yeah, there's another company that's got like a balloon that's going to shoot people kind of like straight up and come back down.

00:22:18.000 Yeah, I saw that one too.

00:22:19.000 Did you see how it did that?

00:22:21.000 It rides on top of a plane and then it lets go?

00:22:24.000 Man, he cool as fuck to me.

00:22:25.000 If I had money like that, I would be kind of like this motherfucker here.

00:22:27.000 Look at what they see.

00:22:28.000 Look where they go.

00:22:29.000 Holy shit.

00:22:31.000 That's what I want to do.

00:22:32.000 I've seen this.

00:22:33.000 Yeah, I've seen this.

00:22:33.000 Twice.

00:22:34.000 Like you get to go like a roller coaster, like two lips up there, maybe.

00:22:37.000 Like 10 minutes, maybe 20. That's my goal right there.

00:22:40.000 Not a lot.

00:22:42.000 That's all I need right there, just to talk shit and stunt.

00:22:47.000 You motherfuckers ain't never did this, though.

00:22:51.000 That would be the ultimate.

00:22:53.000 Stunt on there.

00:22:54.000 Stunt above the earth.

00:22:55.000 That shit hard as fuck.

00:22:57.000 And I want to prove all the flat earthers.

00:22:59.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:23:00.000 You dumb fucks!

00:23:00.000 I want to show them so bad, you stupid motherfuckers!

00:23:04.000 Yes!

00:23:05.000 I want to do that so bad.

00:23:06.000 It's shit on them.

00:23:07.000 I can't believe that's a real thing.

00:23:09.000 Me neither, man.

00:23:10.000 I got a house in the Bahamas.

00:23:15.000 At nighttime, you can really see how round the earth is because it's so pitch black.

00:23:20.000 When you walk out the yard at night, it feels like you're out of space.

00:23:24.000 And you can really see how round the earth is.

00:23:27.000 It's damn near stupid how people don't...

00:23:29.000 Don't believe that it's real.

00:23:32.000 People want to believe shit is a trick.

00:23:35.000 People want to believe everything is a lie.

00:23:37.000 People didn't think America was here when it was over in the years.

00:23:40.000 That's true.

00:23:40.000 They didn't.

00:23:42.000 So it's just like people don't think outer space.

00:23:44.000 It's hard to think that far because then when you think that far, you got to think about it.

00:23:48.000 You don't want to think.

00:23:49.000 The people that didn't think America was here, at least they have the benefit.

00:23:52.000 There was no photographs.

00:23:53.000 They had never been.

00:23:54.000 They don't know anybody who's been.

00:23:56.000 So it probably was way more of a question whether or not America existed versus whether or not the earth is round.

00:24:02.000 The earth is round.

00:24:03.000 You can see it.

00:24:05.000 It's not hard.

00:24:06.000 They have satellites that take a photo of it every 10 minutes.

00:24:09.000 The idea that all that's fake is so crazy.

00:24:11.000 The idea that every mission is fake, every space station mission, every satellite, all that's fake.

00:24:16.000 Like, why?

00:24:17.000 These guys...

00:24:18.000 And the weird thing is, a lot of the dudes that are doing it, they're like super Christian.

00:24:22.000 A lot of the flat earth people, they're super Christian.

00:24:25.000 They think that this is all like the idea that we're in space, that we're on a flat ball to keep us from God.

00:24:30.000 Like, what are...

00:24:32.000 It doesn't make any sense.

00:24:33.000 You have to keep...

00:24:33.000 I mean, in religion, and I do believe in religion, but in religion, you have to keep them in a certain space to keep their mind focused on that right there because otherwise they...

00:24:42.000 You can't tell everybody everything.

00:24:45.000 No.

00:24:45.000 Because then they'll go crazy.

00:24:47.000 That's true.

00:24:47.000 That's why I believe in religion.

00:24:50.000 I really do.

00:24:51.000 For normal people.

00:24:54.000 I know what you're saying.

00:24:55.000 It gives people help.

00:24:56.000 It gives people hope.

00:24:57.000 Anything that's going to bring you the love and peace, you can't be mad at it.

00:25:02.000 I feel like it's something that helps...

00:25:06.000 Evolution, almost like a vehicle for aiding evolution to take us out of our barbarian days into our civilized days and then transcend.

00:25:15.000 But this is religion, what we're doing right here.

00:25:17.000 You think so?

00:25:18.000 I know so, because we're conveying and talking and preaching, pretty much.

00:25:24.000 This is.

00:25:24.000 I mean, this is our evolution of, I believe, where we're at.

00:25:28.000 We're at the evolution of entertainment and conversation is like our Bible.

00:25:33.000 And that's what we're doing with social media.

00:25:36.000 I tweet my shit like that.

00:25:38.000 I tweet it thinking like 100 years from now, somebody's going to read this shit like we read higher graphics.

00:25:44.000 Okay, so I see what you're saying.

00:25:46.000 So it's all of our way of talking shit out and figuring things out.

00:25:49.000 The same how religion was, and that's why they established these parameters.

00:25:53.000 Yes, because you understand, all right, if you go this way, this is what's going to happen.

00:25:57.000 So I got to tell them this.

00:25:59.000 It's like a child.

00:26:00.000 You're not going to tell them all the truth.

00:26:02.000 Because if you tell them, they ain't ready for it.

00:26:04.000 And that's what religion is.

00:26:05.000 Like, alright, I ain't gonna tell them that God was...

00:26:08.000 I mean, that Jesus was really a regular person.

00:26:11.000 Because if you do, ain't nobody gonna trust no regular person.

00:26:13.000 I gotta make this motherfucker amazing.

00:26:16.000 Walk on earth, walk on water, and then you'll trust it.

00:26:19.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:20.000 But if he just like me and you, he fuck up.

00:26:23.000 No one wants, you don't want to see a fuck up.

00:26:26.000 Yeah, especially back then when everybody knew that no one knew what the fuck was going on and they were, you know, they made up of, I mean, not that any of the gods aren't made up, but they'd make up gods.

00:26:37.000 They were the god for thunder, the god of war, the god of this, the god of that, and all these gods battling out over destiny.

00:26:43.000 They were just guessing.

00:26:44.000 They was bored.

00:26:45.000 Yeah.

00:26:46.000 That's all that shit.

00:26:46.000 That's where all this shit come from, boredom.

00:26:48.000 This shit we doing right now, this is boredom.

00:26:50.000 Yeah.

00:26:52.000 Yes.

00:26:52.000 Yeah.

00:26:53.000 For sure.

00:26:56.000 This is...

00:26:57.000 I mean, it is funny that what people do today when they talk is kind of like they're trying to figure things out and reestab...

00:27:03.000 Like, that's one of the...

00:27:04.000 There's so much change going on with the way people communicate.

00:27:07.000 Man, the thing that fucks us up is our brain.

00:27:10.000 For sure.

00:27:12.000 We are more nature than...

00:27:13.000 We are more this than we are this.

00:27:15.000 This is...

00:27:16.000 Like, this is just...

00:27:17.000 Everything we're talking about, we're just speaking.

00:27:20.000 Just talking...

00:27:21.000 Just talking shit we done thought a thousand times and regurgitating, but what really makes us how we move, what we do.

00:27:28.000 It's about how your actions, your actions really much, you're creatures of habit.

00:27:33.000 That's what it really tells you.

00:27:34.000 I'm talking all day.

00:27:35.000 I can say, I'm a good guy.

00:27:37.000 But if I don't show it, I ain't that person.

00:27:40.000 Yeah.

00:27:41.000 And the other thing that you just said, we're creatures.

00:27:43.000 We're creatures.

00:27:44.000 That's the other thing.

00:27:45.000 Human beings want to think of ourselves as something separate.

00:27:48.000 We're definitely creatures.

00:27:50.000 We do the exact same thing everything do.

00:27:53.000 Live and die.

00:27:54.000 We just do it weirder than anybody else.

00:27:56.000 We do it weirder than everybody else.

00:27:58.000 That's the...

00:27:59.000 I bet every other creature be looking at us like, look at these motherfuckers.

00:28:03.000 They just...

00:28:04.000 Look at them.

00:28:05.000 Look at them.

00:28:05.000 Yeah.

00:28:06.000 Yeah.

00:28:06.000 All they do is get up, shit, fucking die.

00:28:09.000 That's it.

00:28:10.000 Get high.

00:28:11.000 Play video games.

00:28:12.000 Do they get high?

00:28:13.000 Watch movies.

00:28:14.000 Animals?

00:28:14.000 No.

00:28:14.000 Us.

00:28:15.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:28:15.000 That's what they're saying to us.

00:28:16.000 Yeah, we fight.

00:28:18.000 Care about shit that don't matter.

00:28:20.000 We fight for sport.

00:28:22.000 But this is the most entertaining shit ever.

00:28:24.000 I wouldn't get this shit up for nothing.

00:28:26.000 No, it's enjoyable.

00:28:27.000 We're at a great time, too.

00:28:29.000 I love watching this shit.

00:28:30.000 I love life.

00:28:31.000 That's the only reason I want to live long.

00:28:33.000 Because you enjoy it.

00:28:34.000 I want to see how this shit going to play out.

00:28:36.000 How do you think it's going to play out?

00:28:38.000 You never know.

00:28:39.000 It's all about human's emotions.

00:28:40.000 Because it can go either way.

00:28:41.000 But I know...

00:28:42.000 I mean...

00:28:43.000 I think it's going to play out weird.

00:28:46.000 It's not going to be...

00:28:47.000 It's not the same world that it was 50 years ago.

00:28:50.000 It's not going to be the same world.

00:28:51.000 It's going to be a totally different world.

00:28:53.000 And I just want to look at it and be like...

00:28:55.000 I remember I did that one day I was at, in Vegas, at, what's that place where everybody be performing?

00:29:03.000 Drea's.

00:29:04.000 Drea's?

00:29:05.000 Drea's.

00:29:05.000 We was at there, and you know, they got the outside club, and I'm looking at it, and I remember going to Vegas 20 years ago, and I'm like, damn, this shit look like the future.

00:29:14.000 Like, now it looks like how I thought it was going to look 20 years ago, and I was thinking about all the people that didn't see this.

00:29:21.000 Mmm, right, right.

00:29:22.000 Shit!

00:29:22.000 Yeah.

00:29:23.000 I got to stay to see how this shit going to be after this.

00:29:25.000 Like, I want to see it.

00:29:27.000 Even if I'm locked, y'all like this here, I just want to see.

00:29:30.000 I want to have my memory.

00:29:32.000 That's all I want.

00:29:34.000 Yeah, if you could take a performer from the 1950s from Vegas, the old school performers.

00:29:39.000 You know, Frank Sinatra.

00:29:40.000 And bring him to 2019. They'd be like, what the fuck?

00:29:43.000 What the fuck happened?

00:29:45.000 They'd be like, what the fuck?

00:29:46.000 Someone hands him a pamphlet of girls that'll come to your room.

00:29:49.000 They're like, what the fuck?

00:29:51.000 It'll be a different world, man.

00:29:53.000 It'll be...

00:29:53.000 Shit.

00:29:54.000 What is it gonna be?

00:29:55.000 What's it gonna be 20, 50 years from now?

00:29:57.000 I think humans gonna all be one.

00:30:00.000 Like men and women, it's going to be one.

00:30:02.000 We're going to evolve into one.

00:30:04.000 Like aliens.

00:30:05.000 Yeah.

00:30:06.000 Like when you see those aliens, the little gray guys, they always have no dick.

00:30:08.000 We're getting closer and closer.

00:30:10.000 Like even if you look at Asians, you can't really tell a boy from a girl.

00:30:14.000 Like you really can't.

00:30:17.000 They all look like they got the same structure.

00:30:21.000 I think Asians are the oldest people on earth, so they evolved way before.

00:30:26.000 So we're coming around to it.

00:30:28.000 The crazy thing about...

00:30:31.000 They're definitely 100 years ahead of everybody on earth.

00:30:34.000 Well, they definitely are for technology, for all the things they created.

00:30:39.000 We talked about this yesterday, like a million firsts came out of China.

00:30:43.000 Everything came out of China, man.

00:30:44.000 Like, they ahead of us.

00:30:46.000 They were way ahead.

00:30:47.000 They were ahead with gunpowder.

00:30:48.000 They were ahead with everything.

00:30:50.000 That's what I learned.

00:30:51.000 If you want to see how the future going to look, go over there.

00:30:53.000 Yeah.

00:30:54.000 You'll see it.

00:30:55.000 Future looks overpopulated.

00:30:57.000 That's how I think about America.

00:30:58.000 You see that shit that's going on in Hong Kong?

00:30:59.000 Uh-uh.

00:30:59.000 What happened?

00:30:59.000 You see the protests?

00:31:00.000 No, I ain't seen it.

00:31:01.000 They've been protesting in Hong Kong for how long now?

00:31:03.000 Months?

00:31:04.000 For what?

00:31:04.000 For months.

00:31:05.000 Well, their government is changing.

00:31:07.000 They used to be under British rule.

00:31:10.000 Now they're under Chinese rule.

00:31:11.000 And that happened, I think, in the 90s.

00:31:13.000 And there was a...

00:31:15.000 Was it in the 90s?

00:31:16.000 Whatever it was, there was a lot of issues with the Chinese government running them the way they run China.

00:31:25.000 And the people from Hong Kong wanted to be back the way it used to be when it was run by Britain.

00:31:31.000 And they're extraditing people.

00:31:33.000 They're doing things where...

00:31:35.000 And then the protests have been violent.

00:31:37.000 The cops have been shooting people.

00:31:39.000 It's like a lot of crazy shit.

00:31:40.000 And then there's a lot of video of this.

00:31:42.000 And the streets are filled.

00:31:44.000 I mean, just filled with people protesting every day.

00:31:47.000 And it's...

00:31:49.000 I mean, it's not something that comes up too much in the news.

00:31:52.000 How often do you hear about this in the news?

00:31:53.000 What can we do about it, though?

00:31:55.000 That's a good question.

00:31:55.000 We just watch it play out just like we do with everything else, with Vegas.

00:31:59.000 That's why I don't get too much into that type of shit, because if I can't change it, it's like, what the fuck I'm going to do?

00:32:05.000 The only thing I can do is change what I think the future is going to be.

00:32:08.000 That shit there is some shit that was planned 50 years ago.

00:32:11.000 That's true.

00:32:12.000 You can't change it.

00:32:13.000 But it's also true that it's fascinating.

00:32:16.000 Is it?

00:32:17.000 Yeah, to me it is.

00:32:17.000 It's because I'm watching a group of people with no power try to overcome a tyrannical government.

00:32:25.000 That's happened before in other countries.

00:32:28.000 You know, it's happened plenty of times.

00:32:30.000 And some won, some lost.

00:32:32.000 It's just you got to figure out what...

00:32:34.000 If you're trying to make it not happen to us, we got to figure out why it happened like this and try not to make that happen over here for our butterfly fit.

00:32:42.000 Yeah, well, that's one of the reasons why a lot of...

00:32:44.000 Gun advocates are very happy.

00:32:46.000 Not very happy that this is happening, but happy to use it as an example of what happens when you have an unarmed population and an armed military that sort of tells it what to do and there's nothing you can do but get in the streets.

00:32:56.000 I believe in gun law.

00:32:58.000 I just don't see the point.

00:33:03.000 Like, who's not going to get a gun now if you make it illegal?

00:33:06.000 Right.

00:33:07.000 The people that shouldn't get one.

00:33:08.000 Exactly.

00:33:08.000 The people that don't get them, they're going to get illegal guns anyway.

00:33:12.000 Not me.

00:33:13.000 Yeah, not me.

00:33:13.000 But, I mean, you can get illegal guns anyway.

00:33:15.000 But the people, the law-abiding citizens, you make that law, now they can't get one.

00:33:21.000 So it's stupid at this point.

00:33:23.000 And then people can YouTube and make a gun.

00:33:26.000 Like, it's just stupid.

00:33:27.000 Have you seen that shit?

00:33:29.000 When they make them with 3D printers?

00:33:30.000 Yeah.

00:33:31.000 I've seen it on YouTube.

00:33:33.000 Yeah.

00:33:34.000 But remember, there was a guy who got in real big trouble because he released the designs.

00:33:38.000 Remember that, Jamie?

00:33:39.000 Mm-hmm.

00:33:40.000 I think it was a torrent, was it?

00:33:42.000 Something like that.

00:33:42.000 Or it was supposed to be, and I think they were arguing that you should be able to do that.

00:33:45.000 It's essentially a plan.

00:33:46.000 You can go out in another country and make a YouTube page and do it.

00:33:50.000 The way the world is so connected, you can do pretty much anything you want if you know what you can do.

00:33:57.000 Yeah, nowadays.

00:33:58.000 Oh, that was a good tweet.

00:34:00.000 What did I say?

00:34:01.000 You can do what you want.

00:34:02.000 Anything you want to do if you know...

00:34:04.000 I'll watch this and then post it.

00:34:07.000 Yeah.

00:34:09.000 We're about 34 minutes in.

00:34:11.000 34 minutes in.

00:34:12.000 You didn't start smoking weed until four years ago?

00:34:15.000 Yeah.

00:34:16.000 That's crazy.

00:34:17.000 I never smoked.

00:34:17.000 I never drank.

00:34:19.000 I mean, I drunk every blue moon like on my birthday, but I don't drink.

00:34:22.000 I hate liquor.

00:34:23.000 I hate the way it tastes.

00:34:25.000 So what happened?

00:34:26.000 We're smoking?

00:34:27.000 Yeah.

00:34:30.000 Well, when I was younger, everybody did it.

00:34:32.000 So that was one reason I didn't want to do it.

00:34:34.000 Because everybody was on drugs and all that.

00:34:36.000 My daddy used to do crack and all that.

00:34:38.000 So I was against drugs.

00:34:40.000 So as I grew up, I just never gave a fuck about it as much as everybody else did.

00:34:45.000 But I used to love the way it smelled.

00:34:47.000 You know, like I love the way it smells.

00:34:49.000 I used to be in the room just smelling the shit.

00:34:51.000 And then after a while, then once I got to a point in my life where I was like, I can't fall off.

00:34:57.000 Like, this is the worst my life gonna get.

00:35:00.000 It's like, alright, I'll try it.

00:35:01.000 And then that was the best thing that ever happened to me.

00:35:04.000 Trying that shit.

00:35:05.000 When you tried it, were you like, what the fuck was I... Yeah, I should have been doing this shit.

00:35:10.000 Yeah, all along.

00:35:10.000 Yeah, because when I first did it, I didn't get high.

00:35:12.000 Because, like, I tried to get the soft shit.

00:35:14.000 I was scared.

00:35:15.000 Like, I was like, it's going to do something.

00:35:17.000 And I was like, this shit ain't doing shit.

00:35:19.000 I always smoked everybody that was with us.

00:35:21.000 You know, I was just smoking, smoking, smoking.

00:35:23.000 And then once I started really getting into it, I was like, this shit is really, what's up?

00:35:28.000 What are the laws down in Atlanta?

00:35:31.000 I don't know.

00:35:36.000 Shit.

00:35:40.000 Don't those niggas know the law?

00:35:43.000 You know what?

00:35:44.000 I don't know.

00:35:45.000 It's just so stupid, it's illegal anywhere.

00:35:47.000 Everything is stupid, man.

00:35:49.000 All this shit.

00:35:50.000 Just make all drugs legal.

00:35:52.000 Well, that's the only thing that's going to stop the cartels.

00:35:54.000 I don't know what this shit I just smoked, but that shit good as hell.

00:35:57.000 Yeah, that's Kevin Smith's shit.

00:36:01.000 That's, uh, what does he call it, Jamie?

00:36:03.000 Do you know?

00:36:04.000 Jay and Bob.

00:36:05.000 They all have different little names on them, I think.

00:36:07.000 That shit has some what's name on it.

00:36:08.000 Berserker.

00:36:09.000 Snoogans.

00:36:09.000 This one says Snoogans.

00:36:11.000 This shit good in a bitch.

00:36:13.000 This is the indica one.

00:36:14.000 Oh, you smoked the indica one.

00:36:15.000 Black one's the indica one.

00:36:16.000 Yeah, I like black.

00:36:17.000 I like indicas.

00:36:19.000 Indicas, to me, they slow me down.

00:36:22.000 That's what I need.

00:36:23.000 That's what you want.

00:36:23.000 That's what I need.

00:36:24.000 I really do need it.

00:36:26.000 It does slow me down.

00:36:27.000 I was way hyper.

00:36:29.000 I was doing way more thinking, too.

00:36:31.000 I was wild.

00:36:32.000 About too much shit, you mean?

00:36:33.000 No, not too much.

00:36:34.000 I was just wild.

00:36:35.000 I don't even say wild in a bad way.

00:36:38.000 I just say wild.

00:36:39.000 I was saying way too much that I shouldn't be saying, especially in this day and age, when people be in their feelings and shit.

00:36:46.000 Not that I give a fuck, but when you're trying to help people, you want to teach them the right way.

00:36:52.000 What do you think happened?

00:36:53.000 What you just said, that people are in their feelings today.

00:36:56.000 What do you think happened?

00:36:57.000 Why do people get so sensitive?

00:36:59.000 Because we're attached to our emotions more, and we don't do that much thinking.

00:37:05.000 What changed?

00:37:10.000 Uh...

00:37:10.000 Social media?

00:37:12.000 Yeah.

00:37:12.000 A lot of it.

00:37:13.000 But I don't like to blame it on social media because it's just an evolution because they say the same thing about television and all that shit.

00:37:20.000 But I just think it's the use of it to the public.

00:37:23.000 I think that's what it is.

00:37:25.000 I think now every person in this...

00:37:28.000 It opened up our minds...

00:37:31.000 It's just new to the society as one, but over time it'll evolve and we'll get smart enough and figure it out and it won't be that much.

00:37:40.000 Humans are still learning their feelings now.

00:37:42.000 Especially in America, they're still learning their feelings.

00:37:44.000 Asians ain't got their feelings no more.

00:37:47.000 So now we're just at our stage of still learning our feelings and hating each other and all that shit.

00:37:52.000 Once that does settle, then it'll come evolve naturally.

00:37:57.000 Louis C.K. had a real good point about this.

00:38:00.000 He was saying that what you have on Twitter, we've always had, is just people talk.

00:38:07.000 Sometimes people talk and they say shit that's dumb.

00:38:10.000 They say nonsense.

00:38:11.000 This is kind of like the same thing.

00:38:12.000 They're just talking.

00:38:13.000 It's the exact same thing.

00:38:14.000 It doesn't mean anything.

00:38:15.000 It's just talking.

00:38:15.000 Everything is the same thing.

00:38:17.000 We all want the same thing.

00:38:18.000 We just want it packaged different.

00:38:20.000 And that's what I learned on social media.

00:38:22.000 That's why I was on it quick because I learned it.

00:38:26.000 I figured it out.

00:38:27.000 I'd seen like, oh shit, this is the new real estate.

00:38:30.000 This is where it's going.

00:38:31.000 So I applied that to the social media and internet and that's how it worked so good for me.

00:38:40.000 It's the same thing because nothing changes.

00:38:42.000 You just got to figure out what it is and take it from the old and apply it to the new.

00:38:47.000 I feel about it like two ways.

00:38:49.000 I feel, well, I enjoy social media.

00:38:52.000 I think it's a good thing overall.

00:38:53.000 But I think that all the complaining is because people are getting, they have a voice now.

00:38:59.000 They didn't have a voice before.

00:39:00.000 And they also get rewarded for complaining.

00:39:03.000 Yeah, they do.

00:39:04.000 But it don't last long.

00:39:05.000 It doesn't last long.

00:39:06.000 It filters out.

00:39:07.000 But it's also annoying.

00:39:08.000 So eventually what happens is people are going to wake up to it.

00:39:12.000 And what this is is just a new level of communication.

00:39:15.000 Because everybody can communicate now with almost everybody.

00:39:18.000 It's real close to everybody to everybody.

00:39:20.000 But it's getting better though.

00:39:21.000 Because 10 years ago, they was real sensitive.

00:39:24.000 I remember on Twitter.

00:39:25.000 But now...

00:39:26.000 We got points like now, people like Dave Chappelle can put out a special talking real shit, and people take it for what it is.

00:39:34.000 Well, five years ago, you had to be like Kevin Hart, you know?

00:39:37.000 So it's like now you can really speak your mind.

00:39:40.000 So it's evolving.

00:39:41.000 It did bring out the whole ass motherfuckers at the same time.

00:39:46.000 After a while, you'd be like, all right, now.

00:39:48.000 Like Bill Burchard, that shit was genius to me.

00:39:51.000 Like, he can say that now.

00:39:52.000 Like, five years ago, that special wouldn't have worked as much as it would have got beat down.

00:39:57.000 But now it's like, alright.

00:39:59.000 The tide's turning.

00:39:59.000 Yeah, it's turning.

00:40:00.000 So it just takes time.

00:40:02.000 It takes time for people to get it.

00:40:04.000 It takes time for people to warm up to what they don't want to accept.

00:40:07.000 Yes, I 100% agree.

00:40:09.000 And I think overall, the more reasonable way of looking at things is going to prevail because the dummies won't be as good for me.

00:40:16.000 The cream will rise to the top.

00:40:16.000 You just got to be patient.

00:40:18.000 Yes.

00:40:18.000 You just got to be patient.

00:40:19.000 Yes.

00:40:20.000 Trust me, I know.

00:40:21.000 I'm a patient motherfucker.

00:40:23.000 Well, you are with those Indicas.

00:40:25.000 Yeah, I love this shit.

00:40:26.000 Indicas, that's a patient type of weed.

00:40:29.000 How long you been scuba diving?

00:40:35.000 About 10 years now.

00:40:36.000 Yeah?

00:40:36.000 About 10 years.

00:40:38.000 And that's where I learned about life, through scuba diving.

00:40:43.000 Yeah?

00:40:44.000 Scuba diving let me know I didn't know shit.

00:40:48.000 How deep do you go down?

00:40:50.000 The deepest I've been?

00:40:52.000 Like 130. But there ain't nothing down there.

00:41:00.000 When you get to that point, ain't nothing living down there.

00:41:03.000 The only thing you might see is shipwrecks and shit like that.

00:41:05.000 That's so fucking deep.

00:41:08.000 Yeah, it is.

00:41:09.000 Is this you?

00:41:09.000 There you go.

00:41:10.000 Oh, so you went down there and take pictures?

00:41:13.000 Can you bring an iPhone down there or no?

00:41:15.000 That's in Iceland.

00:41:16.000 Nah, not that deep.

00:41:18.000 That was the tectonic plates.

00:41:21.000 The only place on earth where you can touch North America and Europe.

00:41:26.000 Oh my god, what if it ground right while you're there?

00:41:28.000 And honestly, I don't even think you can do it no more because they say it spreads a centimeter every year of some shit.

00:41:36.000 So it's separating apart.

00:41:38.000 Like Pangea, right?

00:41:40.000 You know the theory of Pangea?

00:41:41.000 Uh-uh.

00:41:42.000 All the continents at one point in time, a long time ago, were all connected.

00:41:45.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:41:47.000 They all spread apart.

00:41:48.000 They actually can piece them back together and form one landmass.

00:41:50.000 Yeah, I saw that.

00:41:51.000 Yeah.

00:41:52.000 But that's another piece that we're still splitting as we speak.

00:41:57.000 Yeah, this motherfucker's moving.

00:42:00.000 They're always finding shit, right?

00:42:02.000 They're always finding offshore, find a city.

00:42:06.000 It's there.

00:42:06.000 There's a lot of places that we don't know.

00:42:08.000 Oh, for sure.

00:42:09.000 We're more into business than we're into life.

00:42:13.000 Well, especially this aspect of life, that things are constantly in transition and constantly changing.

00:42:18.000 When you find cities under oceans...

00:42:20.000 When you see shit like this here, you know we're thinking backwards.

00:42:24.000 It's like, we should care about this more than we care about that, because...

00:42:28.000 Natural disaster shows us every time.

00:42:30.000 It's like, we ants.

00:42:32.000 Well, you're living in a good spot.

00:42:34.000 Boom.

00:42:34.000 You're living in Atlanta.

00:42:35.000 I mean, you have to deal with hurricanes.

00:42:37.000 Shit, that hurricane almost hit me in Bahamas, my house.

00:42:39.000 Did it?

00:42:40.000 It hit, and I moved, um, the last day, it was coming, it was coming directly to my house, and it moved 10 miles up and missed me.

00:42:48.000 Wow.

00:42:49.000 About 10, 10, 20 miles, and it hit Abaco and all that shit.

00:42:53.000 How much of the Bahamas got hit?

00:42:55.000 Just that island of, I think, Freeport and Abaco.

00:43:00.000 Abaco got hit real bad, though.

00:43:03.000 That shit like natural disaster type shit.

00:43:06.000 Like wiped out, right?

00:43:07.000 Wipe out type shit.

00:43:08.000 Are they getting worse?

00:43:10.000 Do you think that hurricanes are getting worse?

00:43:12.000 I don't know.

00:43:13.000 I think just nature is doing what it's due.

00:43:15.000 It's nature.

00:43:19.000 That's like a little grasshopper saying, you think the humans are getting worse?

00:43:25.000 They can't control us and we can't control nature.

00:43:28.000 Yeah, but these fucking hurricanes, I think what's causing them is the ocean water and the land is warmer.

00:43:33.000 It's definitely that.

00:43:34.000 I mean, that's just what this earth is.

00:43:37.000 It's going to definitely die or do something eventually, but there's nothing we can do to stop it.

00:43:42.000 We can slow it down.

00:43:43.000 That's why they're trying to find other earths, so we can move out this motherfucker and go somewhere else.

00:43:48.000 We're so far away from that, though.

00:43:49.000 Yeah, we're so far away from the earth ending, too.

00:43:52.000 It should be in our lifetime.

00:43:53.000 Yeah.

00:43:53.000 Even though I do believe we need to save the earth more so than anything.

00:43:58.000 Well, we definitely need to save it for ourselves.

00:44:01.000 It's going to be fine if we go extinct.

00:44:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:03.000 It's going to be fine with or without us.

00:44:05.000 Even if we blow ourselves up, Earth's going to be fine.

00:44:07.000 Earth's going to be A-OK. As far as life, yeah, we've got to save life.

00:44:11.000 We've got to save this process.

00:44:13.000 No signs of life.

00:44:14.000 Volcanic eruption kills five.

00:44:15.000 Eight missing.

00:44:16.000 You didn't see this this morning?

00:44:18.000 Earthquake.

00:44:18.000 New Zealand?

00:44:19.000 Yeah, New Zealand.

00:44:20.000 There were people on it when it happened.

00:44:21.000 Volcano eruption kills five, eight missing.

00:44:24.000 People died on top of a volcano.

00:44:27.000 I was watching the news.

00:44:29.000 Where was this?

00:44:30.000 New Zealand?

00:44:31.000 Yeah, they had three tour boats that were there.

00:44:33.000 There was up to 100 people that were there right before it exploded.

00:44:38.000 They would take tours into the crater where you could be like, oh, look at it bubbling.

00:44:43.000 Two tour boats had just left.

00:44:45.000 That's why they had this video of it going off.

00:44:47.000 Oh, fuck.

00:44:47.000 It's literally like they're right there.

00:44:49.000 So there's one boat of people that was still there, and that's why people have died.

00:44:53.000 This ain't our world, baby.

00:44:55.000 Yeah, you can't say eight missing.

00:44:56.000 That's eight dead people.

00:44:57.000 Yeah, they took some drones and were trying to see if they could go help people.

00:45:01.000 You know what's so crazy, though?

00:45:03.000 America hasn't had one yet.

00:45:05.000 That'll fuck us up.

00:45:06.000 We're talking about that.

00:45:07.000 Mentally.

00:45:08.000 Like, we're not ready for it.

00:45:09.000 Like, other countries, they get them bitches every year.

00:45:11.000 Yeah.

00:45:12.000 We ain't ready for it.

00:45:13.000 I mean, in the Bahamas, it happens so much.

00:45:16.000 This is the worst that's ever happened.

00:45:17.000 But it happens so much that you understand you're not big as nature.

00:45:22.000 America hasn't had it.

00:45:23.000 There's definitely spots that don't, like L.A. L.A. does not have it.

00:45:26.000 But Mount St. Helens had a big volcano eruption back in the day.

00:45:29.000 Remember?

00:45:30.000 A bunch of people died.

00:45:31.000 Not in modern day time?

00:45:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:33.000 It was like 1980s.

00:45:35.000 I don't think in this society, man, we couldn't do it.

00:45:38.000 When was Mount St. Helens eruption?

00:45:40.000 There's no way to get everybody out the way, neither.

00:45:42.000 I don't give a fuck how much we try to plan it.

00:45:45.000 Well, the big one is Yellowstone.

00:45:47.000 Yeah, 1980. Y'all talking about earthquakes?

00:45:50.000 No.

00:45:51.000 Volcano.

00:45:51.000 There was a volcano eruption in 1980. Mount St. Helens.

00:45:55.000 In Washington State.

00:45:56.000 I remember that when I was a kid.

00:45:57.000 That was a big one, man.

00:45:59.000 That was like right before I was in ninth grade.

00:46:02.000 So I was probably in eighth grade when this was going on.

00:46:05.000 Did anybody die?

00:46:06.000 Oh yeah, a bunch of people died.

00:46:08.000 Yeah, it was a scary one.

00:46:09.000 Is it a city?

00:46:10.000 No, no, it's a mountain, you know, but there's enough people that live near it that got jacked.

00:46:15.000 Like, if that hurricane would have hit New York, that would have fucked up America.

00:46:19.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:20.000 I don't even think they realize if that hurricane would have...

00:46:23.000 Well, it did, because I was up there when it hit.

00:46:25.000 It wasn't bad.

00:46:26.000 It was a tropical storm, but...

00:46:28.000 But do you remember when Tribeca flooded a few years ago in New York?

00:46:31.000 Mm-mm.

00:46:32.000 Remember Shane Smith from Vice had a video of it?

00:46:34.000 Was it during that hurricane?

00:46:35.000 It was during, after one of the storms.

00:46:38.000 And the entire area of Tribeca was like underwater.

00:46:41.000 Like people go in their apartment complexes.

00:46:42.000 The first four feet of the lobby would be filled with water.

00:46:46.000 So you'd be sloshing through water to get up to the stairs, elevators down, that kind of shit.

00:46:50.000 So just imagine a hurricane hit that big.

00:46:52.000 Exactly.

00:46:52.000 A real one.

00:46:53.000 A real one.

00:46:53.000 Like the one that hit the Bahamas.

00:46:58.000 Bahamians...

00:46:59.000 They understand how to live and bring it back.

00:47:03.000 Americans don't even know how to do nothing.

00:47:05.000 The only people that'll be alright probably is the Amish.

00:47:08.000 Oh, you mean if it starts from scratch?

00:47:10.000 It starts from scratch again.

00:47:12.000 We'd be fucked, man.

00:47:14.000 We don't know what to do.

00:47:16.000 My daughter, I got an old school, like a 75 Caprice.

00:47:22.000 Was it my 72?

00:47:23.000 My 72 Caprice, I had my daughter in my car.

00:47:26.000 She didn't know what this was.

00:47:27.000 Rolling down the window?

00:47:28.000 Rolling down the window.

00:47:30.000 Like, motherfuckers wouldn't know what to do.

00:47:33.000 Matter of fact, funny, Andrew, I was trying to get directions here because my shit was fucking up.

00:47:38.000 It was so weird.

00:47:39.000 He'd give me directions by voice.

00:47:41.000 Alright, you're going to see a light.

00:47:43.000 You're going to turn left.

00:47:44.000 The old school way.

00:47:46.000 Oh, no.

00:47:47.000 We don't even know how to use those little simple things.

00:47:49.000 We don't know east, west, north, south.

00:47:52.000 When I first used to get gigs, I used to get a notepad.

00:47:56.000 And they would call me up on the phone.

00:47:57.000 They'd go, okay, here's the directions.

00:47:59.000 You're going to take the this to the that.

00:48:01.000 You're going to take that for six miles.

00:48:02.000 And that's how you got to every gig.

00:48:05.000 And you would write the direction down on a piece of paper.

00:48:07.000 And I would have like a folder.

00:48:08.000 For all the different times that I went to these places.

00:48:11.000 That's one of the reasons why I live on the island a lot is to keep my mind...

00:48:16.000 On some regular shit.

00:48:17.000 Like, my mind is, if I don't need it on this island, I don't really need it.

00:48:20.000 So I learn how to, so if worst case scenario happened, I could still survive.

00:48:25.000 So if you get stuck on the island, the rest of the world falls apart.

00:48:28.000 Oh, if the rest of the world falls apart, I could still survive like an Amish motherfucker.

00:48:33.000 Yeah.

00:48:33.000 Not saying I know how to cook, like, kill animals and shit like that, because I ain't good at that yet.

00:48:39.000 I still want to learn how to...

00:48:41.000 How to clean a deer.

00:48:42.000 I want to learn how to do that type of shit.

00:48:44.000 But for the most part, I can get some fish.

00:48:47.000 I know how to fish.

00:48:48.000 Yeah.

00:48:48.000 Well, in the Bahamas, that's all you're going to need anyway, right?

00:48:50.000 Yeah.

00:48:51.000 And chicken.

00:48:52.000 Chicken.

00:48:53.000 Chicken and fish.

00:48:54.000 And you could probably have chickens just run around out there.

00:48:56.000 There's no predators, right?

00:48:58.000 Mmm, snakes.

00:49:00.000 What have I seen out there?

00:49:02.000 It might probably, you know, a rich motherfucker might be bringing some type of animal up there.

00:49:07.000 You know, they put pigs in the water and shit.

00:49:10.000 Oh, that's right.

00:49:11.000 Oh, that's right.

00:49:13.000 That's the place where, is that the Bahamas where all the wild pigs are?

00:49:16.000 They come up and people feed them?

00:49:17.000 Yeah, it's a tourist spot.

00:49:18.000 Now, I remember I used to go there.

00:49:19.000 It used to be just me and the pigs getting high.

00:49:22.000 Really?

00:49:23.000 How long ago was that?

00:49:25.000 About five years ago when I first started.

00:49:27.000 Because that's the first place I went back when I started smoking.

00:49:29.000 When I started smoking, I said I want to go everywhere I went before and get hotter.

00:49:33.000 Wow.

00:49:34.000 And that shit was one of the places.

00:49:37.000 Why do they have wild pigs swimming around there?

00:49:39.000 Tourists.

00:49:40.000 They get tourists there.

00:49:41.000 Really?

00:49:42.000 It's just like in scuba diving.

00:49:43.000 They start just throwing shit in the ocean.

00:49:46.000 Like what?

00:49:47.000 Like little statues and shit.

00:49:49.000 Throw it in the ocean and you go look at it and people be...

00:49:53.000 It's just for pictures.

00:49:55.000 Oh, so they put it in there to try to get more people to scuva dive.

00:49:58.000 Yeah.

00:49:59.000 Trinkets and shit.

00:50:00.000 Yeah, and then it ended up becoming a coral reef and shit like that over time.

00:50:04.000 So it kind of is good, but at the same time, it's really, that's the only reason why they put it in there.

00:50:09.000 People to pay for touring.

00:50:10.000 It's a weird way to get people, just throw pigs in the ocean.

00:50:13.000 It's weird that people will go all over the country.

00:50:17.000 I've heard people talk about it in LA. There's pictures on my Instagram on the...

00:50:23.000 Those pigs will fuck you up, too.

00:50:24.000 If you're around them and you don't feed them, they'll bite you in your ass.

00:50:28.000 That's a pig.

00:50:30.000 Motherfucker will be picking them up, taking pictures.

00:50:32.000 Oh, that's so dangerous.

00:50:34.000 They be fucking with them.

00:50:35.000 They got to stop.

00:50:35.000 I be seeing them trying to get them drunk and shit.

00:50:38.000 You got to stop that.

00:50:40.000 Come on.

00:50:41.000 Come on.

00:50:43.000 So they feed those pigs every day?

00:50:45.000 Is that like a daily thing?

00:50:46.000 The tourists do.

00:50:47.000 I mean, so many tourists come in there, they give them stuff, throw them a little bread and shit.

00:50:51.000 So they're almost tame.

00:50:53.000 Yeah, they kind of evolved with it.

00:50:57.000 They used to it.

00:50:58.000 They come in and swim.

00:50:59.000 Then they got iguanas on there.

00:51:01.000 I think Nicolas Cage used to own that island, but he probably sold it.

00:51:04.000 Look at that.

00:51:05.000 Yeah, I took that picture.

00:51:06.000 That's a great picture, man.

00:51:09.000 Do they get food?

00:51:11.000 What do they eat out there besides what the people bring?

00:51:13.000 That's all I know.

00:51:15.000 So it's just what the people give them.

00:51:16.000 Yeah, and they have tourist boats every day.

00:51:20.000 I wonder how they control their population.

00:51:23.000 How do they keep them from exploding?

00:51:24.000 What you mean?

00:51:25.000 Pigs make a lot of babies.

00:51:27.000 Yeah, and they eat them.

00:51:28.000 What you think they do when the motherfucker gets big?

00:51:30.000 All right, next!

00:51:31.000 Oh, so the people on the island eat them.

00:51:32.000 Yeah.

00:51:34.000 They're still pigs, I guess.

00:51:36.000 I mean, shit.

00:51:37.000 They're still bacon.

00:51:38.000 Yeah, they're still good food.

00:51:40.000 So they feed them.

00:51:40.000 That's kind of a wild way to grow hogs.

00:51:42.000 Don't that motherfucker look like a tiger?

00:51:43.000 I just looked at this one.

00:51:45.000 They look like tiger pigs.

00:51:46.000 They do look weird.

00:51:48.000 Yeah.

00:51:48.000 You know, that happens to regular pigs if you let them wild.

00:51:50.000 Man, pigs do look nasty, but they so fucking good.

00:51:53.000 I mean, delicious.

00:51:55.000 Like the bacon?

00:51:56.000 Yes.

00:51:57.000 Good as fuck.

00:51:59.000 I love it.

00:52:00.000 I had some bacon recently from pigs that they gave chocolate milk and hazelnuts to.

00:52:04.000 They fed them chocolate milk and hazelnuts.

00:52:06.000 And do it taste better?

00:52:08.000 I don't know.

00:52:09.000 I don't think so.

00:52:10.000 Honestly, I think it just tasted like bacon.

00:52:13.000 Yeah.

00:52:13.000 It's like a Ferrero Rocher bacon.

00:52:15.000 You know what those little things are called?

00:52:17.000 Those Ferrero...

00:52:17.000 I don't know how to say it.

00:52:18.000 It's a hazelnut chocolate thing like that.

00:52:21.000 Oh, okay.

00:52:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:21.000 I know what you're talking about.

00:52:22.000 Ferrero Rocher or something.

00:52:23.000 Oh, okay.

00:52:24.000 Yeah.

00:52:24.000 I don't know.

00:52:25.000 I can't really determine what that tastes like.

00:52:29.000 But it was just bacon.

00:52:32.000 Pigs have a lot of babies, man.

00:52:34.000 What's weird about the pigs is they're all one thing.

00:52:37.000 Like wild pigs and domestic pigs, they're all the same thing.

00:52:39.000 Hulk?

00:52:40.000 Yeah.

00:52:40.000 They just get weird when they get wild.

00:52:42.000 Their body changes.

00:52:44.000 Their hair grows longer, their nose grows longer, their tusks grow longer, just from being wild.

00:52:48.000 And it happens like immediately.

00:52:49.000 They could be out there for a couple months.

00:52:52.000 Oh, just naturally does that?

00:52:53.000 Yep.

00:52:54.000 Domestic pig.

00:52:55.000 You let him go and live in the wild.

00:52:58.000 When he knows he's on his own, there's a shift that happens in his biology and his hair starts growing thicker and his nose starts growing longer.

00:53:05.000 That's what scientists can use there for something.

00:53:07.000 Yeah, for people.

00:53:08.000 That's what I'm trying to figure out.

00:53:10.000 Like when we go out there, we're just going to naturally grow horns.

00:53:13.000 Well, we're going to get meaner.

00:53:14.000 We're going to revert back to what we used to be when we had a hunt and gather.

00:53:19.000 Yeah, the hood.

00:53:19.000 That's what the hood is now.

00:53:21.000 And people mad at us.

00:53:23.000 Yeah.

00:53:24.000 That's what the hood is.

00:53:25.000 Yeah.

00:53:27.000 Life.

00:53:29.000 I forget the quote.

00:53:31.000 Somebody made this quote.

00:53:33.000 Maybe it was George Orwell or someone famous.

00:53:36.000 That if you get a man sufficiently mad, you can see the caveman in the red gleam of his eye.

00:53:42.000 Something along those lines.

00:53:43.000 The idea of you push a person far enough.

00:53:47.000 That's why people are always fascinated by survival stories.

00:53:51.000 Like that part where he beat him so much to where he ended up just being like a pet.

00:53:56.000 Yes.

00:53:56.000 You know, it's the same thing.

00:53:58.000 You can do that.

00:53:59.000 That's with anybody.

00:54:00.000 You just mold them how you want them.

00:54:01.000 After a while, you mold them to what you want them to be.

00:54:05.000 Hmm.

00:54:06.000 That's why that movie or that show was so interesting.

00:54:08.000 That's what we do in stand-up.

00:54:09.000 That's what we do in everything.

00:54:10.000 Entertainment.

00:54:11.000 We mold how we want it to be.

00:54:15.000 Yeah.

00:54:15.000 How we see the world.

00:54:18.000 What we want the world to be.

00:54:21.000 Do you ever think of stand-up as mass hypnosis?

00:54:25.000 I don't know what that means.

00:54:26.000 You know what hypnosis is?

00:54:28.000 Mass.

00:54:29.000 Mass.

00:54:29.000 Oh, oh, oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

00:54:32.000 You have to put people under hypnosis when you do it.

00:54:35.000 That's why, in most comedy clubs, the bar is outside of it, because it takes away the attention and all that.

00:54:41.000 Right.

00:54:41.000 Yeah.

00:54:42.000 I thought you said massasosis.

00:54:44.000 I had never heard that one.

00:54:46.000 It feels like hypnosis when you're in the groove.

00:54:48.000 It is like that because, and that's why you hate when somebody talks or, because it throws you out of the hypnosis.

00:54:57.000 And it throws the people near them out too.

00:54:59.000 Yeah.

00:54:59.000 That's the real problem.

00:55:00.000 Yeah.

00:55:01.000 It fucks it up for the people near.

00:55:02.000 You see people, you see them turn their head away.

00:55:05.000 Yeah.

00:55:05.000 That guy won't shut the fuck up.

00:55:06.000 You see that.

00:55:07.000 It's an art and it takes time, but it's hard now because people don't care about art no more.

00:55:13.000 Some people do.

00:55:14.000 Like that dude who paid $120,000 for a banana taped to the wall.

00:55:17.000 That was promo.

00:55:18.000 That was promo.

00:55:19.000 It was, right?

00:55:20.000 That's why we're talking about it.

00:55:21.000 I wouldn't talk about it.

00:55:22.000 That's why I never post about it.

00:55:25.000 See, I know what I'm doing.

00:55:26.000 I don't talk about shit that I don't want to promote.

00:55:30.000 Did you see the other dude ate it?

00:55:32.000 Some other guy pulled it off the wall and ate it.

00:55:34.000 You're going to keep talking about it, huh?

00:55:37.000 Nah.

00:55:38.000 It is promo.

00:55:39.000 You're right.

00:55:39.000 It's stupid.

00:55:40.000 But it's funny that it's indulged.

00:55:42.000 It's stupid to me.

00:55:42.000 Because now that promotes another person to do it.

00:55:45.000 Yes.

00:55:46.000 You see, and that hits the ecosystem.

00:55:47.000 That's why I try to watch what I push, because I know how stupid people are.

00:55:53.000 They're like, oh, that's an idea.

00:55:55.000 Let me put a naked woman there on tape on the wall and eat her.

00:55:59.000 Like, do stupid shit.

00:56:00.000 You make it sense.

00:56:01.000 Yeah.

00:56:02.000 That actually makes a lot of sense.

00:56:04.000 It was called Comedian.

00:56:08.000 Okay.

00:56:08.000 What was called Comedian?

00:56:09.000 The art piece.

00:56:11.000 He's going to keep talking about it.

00:56:12.000 My bad.

00:56:13.000 He's going to talk about it more.

00:56:14.000 Look at him.

00:56:14.000 Might as well have fun.

00:56:16.000 Start Googling that.

00:56:17.000 You ever go to the LA County Museum of Art?

00:56:20.000 Good.

00:56:21.000 Don't go there.

00:56:22.000 If you hate that banana, you'll hate that place.

00:56:25.000 This fucking L.A. County Museum of Art is one of the weird...

00:56:27.000 Some of it is art.

00:56:29.000 Some of it's interesting shit.

00:56:30.000 And then some of it is like, there's one of them that was a plexiglass box that was on the ground.

00:56:36.000 And I literally...

00:56:37.000 I thought it was a seat.

00:56:38.000 I go, what is it?

00:56:39.000 Somebody sit on, they got some crafty ways.

00:56:40.000 No, no, that's the art piece.

00:56:42.000 So I go, well, what is that supposed to be?

00:56:44.000 And it's like, well, the artist wants you to interpret whatever's in that box as the art.

00:56:49.000 Whatever it is, it's up to you.

00:56:51.000 Like, what?

00:56:51.000 What?

00:56:52.000 I interpret this mine and I would have walked off with it.

00:56:54.000 That's how you do it.

00:56:56.000 I think it's bolted down.

00:56:58.000 I don't think you had the first idea of that.

00:57:02.000 It's just so stupid.

00:57:03.000 You got some dope shit, man.

00:57:05.000 Thank you.

00:57:06.000 Is this the clock from Back to the Future?

00:57:08.000 No, there's a guy named TGT Studios and he makes these dope clocks.

00:57:14.000 You want one?

00:57:14.000 I'll get you one.

00:57:15.000 Man, I want everything you got in this motherfucker.

00:57:17.000 The flamethrower.

00:57:20.000 The flamethrower's out of sale.

00:57:22.000 They sold out of the flamethrowers.

00:57:23.000 That's dope, though.

00:57:24.000 We ran out of gas on it, too.

00:57:26.000 You got a dope life, man.

00:57:27.000 I envy people that just can do what the fuck they want, how they want.

00:57:32.000 I envy that.

00:57:33.000 Thank you.

00:57:34.000 Because I have to think about what I do because I have to think about the people under me.

00:57:40.000 Which I don't, but I do.

00:57:41.000 I just feel obligated to.

00:57:44.000 But how does that stop you from buying a clock?

00:57:47.000 I'm talking about being able to do what the fuck you want.

00:57:51.000 That's what I feel when I'm in here.

00:57:53.000 Just like, man, you can tell he really do what the fuck he want.

00:57:57.000 I do what the fuck I want.

00:57:58.000 Don't get it twisted.

00:57:59.000 But I still, this shit's just dope.

00:58:02.000 Thank you.

00:58:03.000 Yeah, I'm very lucky.

00:58:05.000 Yeah, we all are.

00:58:06.000 We blessed.

00:58:07.000 For sure.

00:58:07.000 If you're listening to this, you're blessed.

00:58:09.000 If you're alive today, you're blessed.

00:58:11.000 If you breathe in, you're achieving.

00:58:13.000 Ooh, I like it.

00:58:14.000 Come on.

00:58:15.000 That's some Joel Osteen shit.

00:58:16.000 That's me.

00:58:17.000 Smile, bitch.

00:58:23.000 Smile, bitch.

00:58:26.000 That's a great fucking song.

00:58:27.000 You got a lot to be smiling for.

00:58:30.000 That song is the universe song.

00:58:33.000 That was from the universe.

00:58:35.000 Yeah.

00:58:36.000 That was all the universe.

00:58:38.000 That was put out there for the universe.

00:58:42.000 I'd love to see what it did.

00:58:45.000 That was the dopest shit.

00:58:46.000 It's a great message.

00:58:47.000 It's a fun message.

00:58:49.000 It's great to see what it did.

00:58:50.000 Just the people.

00:58:51.000 Just how it brings people together.

00:58:53.000 How it just...

00:58:55.000 When people tell me how it got them through what they're doing.

00:58:59.000 Just seeing older people.

00:59:01.000 Seeing people from babies to 90 years old.

00:59:05.000 Just enjoying it.

00:59:07.000 That's all you want.

00:59:08.000 Even as a comedian, as an entertainer, see people just enjoying it.

00:59:12.000 And enjoying it for the right way and what you put it out there for.

00:59:15.000 Yeah.

00:59:16.000 You know, you're like, damn, this shit working.

00:59:19.000 That's the best part of what we do.

00:59:21.000 Yeah.

00:59:22.000 Right?

00:59:22.000 The best part.

00:59:22.000 The best part is, well, for me is like, I really do what I do for other people because I done got everything I wanted.

00:59:31.000 You know, it's like now, all my agenda is for the betterment of other people as a whole.

00:59:37.000 That's what I want to say.

00:59:39.000 That's your ultimate goal.

00:59:42.000 My ultimate goal, yep.

00:59:44.000 My ultimate goal is to have a little bit of little Duvall in everybody.

00:59:49.000 Because I feel like if everybody act like me, the world would be perfect.

00:59:54.000 Shit.

00:59:57.000 It would be a more fun place.

00:59:59.000 For sure.

01:00:00.000 You're making some good points.

01:00:01.000 I'm thinking about Hong Kong.

01:00:01.000 What the fuck can I do to help Hong Kong?

01:00:04.000 Nothing.

01:00:05.000 Shit.

01:00:05.000 I'm thinking about it.

01:00:06.000 You can't do nothing at this point.

01:00:08.000 You can do something like if you implement...

01:00:11.000 The best thing we can do in life is just be the change you want to see.

01:00:15.000 Just be that.

01:00:16.000 Everything we are is what we saw.

01:00:18.000 So you have to give more examples of that move in the movement that you want others to move.

01:00:25.000 And it trickles down over time.

01:00:27.000 The butterfly effect.

01:00:28.000 Everything is the butterfly effect.

01:00:30.000 That's real.

01:00:31.000 So if you're trying to change, that's how you change it.

01:00:34.000 But in the meantime, that shit gonna happen.

01:00:37.000 I don't know who right or who wrong.

01:00:39.000 Depends on which side you're on.

01:00:41.000 Yeah, right.

01:00:43.000 That's the second one.

01:00:45.000 Don't know who's white or who's wrong.

01:00:47.000 Depends on what side you're on.

01:00:49.000 Lil Duvall.

01:00:51.000 Bars.

01:00:52.000 You can see that in all black screen, white letters.

01:00:55.000 That fades black in the beginning of a film.

01:00:57.000 You ain't hit the J no more, man.

01:00:58.000 I know.

01:00:59.000 Give me that lighter.

01:01:04.000 I was just starting to think that.

01:01:07.000 Starting to sober up here.

01:01:11.000 I'm high as a bitch.

01:01:14.000 Kevin Smithweed is legit a bit.

01:01:16.000 Did he say that some crazy amount of THC? It's like 40-something percent THC. I need some more of that.

01:01:25.000 Kevin's another one.

01:01:25.000 He didn't get high until a few years back.

01:01:27.000 I don't know what happened.

01:01:29.000 All of a sudden, he went from never getting high to getting high all day, every day.

01:01:33.000 That's what I am.

01:01:36.000 I love to get high.

01:01:37.000 It's my past time.

01:01:38.000 Like, I need it at this point just to pass through life.

01:01:42.000 It's like, alright.

01:01:43.000 I only do it when I ain't got nothing to do.

01:01:47.000 Which is most time.

01:01:48.000 Most people ain't got shit to do.

01:01:50.000 We just do.

01:01:51.000 Do you get high before you do shows?

01:01:52.000 Yeah.

01:01:53.000 Unless it's like, nah.

01:01:55.000 It was this one time I just like, that shit, whatever it was, I was like, nah, I can't keep doing this.

01:02:00.000 I gotta wait till after.

01:02:03.000 When I'm by myself and just have this.

01:02:05.000 But...

01:02:06.000 Sometimes, too, when you're traveling, you're already a little fucked up in the head.

01:02:10.000 Your head's always kind of a little foggy.

01:02:12.000 Plane rides, getting up early, not enough sleep, that kind of shit.

01:02:16.000 Nah, that's why I got a plane now.

01:02:18.000 So that made it a lot easier.

01:02:20.000 Do you fly yourself?

01:02:21.000 You actually fly, don't you?

01:02:23.000 I try to fly.

01:02:24.000 I'm learning.

01:02:24.000 That's why I just bought a plane and learned as I go.

01:02:27.000 What kind of plane did you get?

01:02:28.000 I got a Baron 50 and a Baron 55 and a Cessna 421. And you're learning how to fly them.

01:02:38.000 Yeah.

01:02:38.000 I know how to take off land and do all that, but as far as really paying attention, that's where it's hard for me.

01:02:46.000 I'm still trying to learn to pay attention and learn what's what and knowing when shit out.

01:02:51.000 Instrumentation and all that shit.

01:02:52.000 Yeah, learning when shit broke.

01:02:54.000 Because the motherfuckers do break you and I wouldn't have known if my pilot wasn't there.

01:03:00.000 Oh, really?

01:03:01.000 Yeah, because I don't know.

01:03:02.000 I'm still learning.

01:03:03.000 What broke?

01:03:04.000 A lot of things.

01:03:04.000 Them shits break like a motherfucker.

01:03:08.000 Every time I land, there's something on that motherfucker.

01:03:11.000 Really?

01:03:11.000 Yeah, but I'm blessed the way I can afford to do it, and it pays for itself kind of in what we do.

01:03:18.000 So...

01:03:19.000 I like it, though.

01:03:20.000 And I like the fact that I like getting more people like me into it, you know what I mean?

01:03:26.000 Because I think a lot of black people need to get into it more so because this shit been going on for a long time.

01:03:31.000 And for it to be going on so long and we're not into it as much, we should.

01:03:36.000 I think that's a problem.

01:03:38.000 But aviation's freedom.

01:03:40.000 Man, it's the most freedom ever, man.

01:03:42.000 I mean, you got a three-dimensional road in the sky.

01:03:45.000 You go wherever the fuck you want.

01:03:46.000 But you don't know that, though, until you do it.

01:03:49.000 So this is you right here?

01:03:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:52.000 And this is...

01:03:53.000 That's my bear.

01:03:55.000 So is this propeller-driven?

01:03:58.000 Is it a jet?

01:03:59.000 No, this is an engine.

01:04:00.000 Just a regular engine.

01:04:03.000 But is it driven by a propeller?

01:04:05.000 Yeah, yeah, two Continentals.

01:04:07.000 I think they've got Continental engines in them.

01:04:09.000 So those are supposedly the best if something goes wrong, because you can still kind of land them.

01:04:14.000 Yeah, they say it's always best to have two engines, because my first plane I bought had one.

01:04:19.000 It was a Piper.

01:04:22.000 And that would be cool, too, because there's a lot of land to land on Earth.

01:04:26.000 But I used to go to the Bahamas.

01:04:28.000 And he was like, you don't want to be over that water with just one engine.

01:04:31.000 So I was like, all right, you're right.

01:04:32.000 So I got the planes with two engines on them.

01:04:34.000 So if one go out, that bitch will still fly.

01:04:37.000 I got video of that on there, too.

01:04:38.000 Go to my Rich Broke page, Rich Broke Air.

01:04:41.000 I got pictures of that showing with the plane flying with one engine plane.

01:04:46.000 How long have you been doing this for?

01:04:48.000 About a year.

01:04:49.000 I had this plane for about a year now.

01:04:51.000 About a year and a half, maybe.

01:04:52.000 So right when you started flying, you just went ahead and bought a plane?

01:04:55.000 Yeah.

01:04:56.000 Right when I bought a plane, that's when I... Because that was my way of getting into it.

01:05:01.000 Because I didn't know how to get into it.

01:05:02.000 I was like, all right, I'm buying.

01:05:03.000 I've bumped my way into it.

01:05:05.000 And that's what I did.

01:05:07.000 I found somebody.

01:05:08.000 How did I find that guy?

01:05:10.000 In the Bahamas.

01:05:11.000 I think I rented his house out or something.

01:05:13.000 He said, I'm a pilot.

01:05:14.000 I said, for real?

01:05:16.000 I'm trying to buy a plane.

01:05:17.000 And that's the conversation.

01:05:19.000 Bumped into that.

01:05:21.000 Is that it right there?

01:05:22.000 With the...

01:05:23.000 Fly Rich Broke Air.

01:05:26.000 No, that ain't it.

01:05:27.000 That's my old.

01:05:28.000 Go to one of the last two posts on there.

01:05:31.000 You can see where the propeller...

01:05:34.000 And this old one is the one that had one propeller.

01:05:37.000 This is the one that had one propeller.

01:05:38.000 Yeah, you don't want that, right?

01:05:39.000 You went to Rich Broke Air?

01:05:43.000 Oh yeah, go to Instagram, my fault.

01:05:46.000 I can send it to you, I think.

01:05:53.000 It is kind of amazing how few people learn how to fly.

01:05:56.000 Yeah, they'll go right there, I think.

01:05:59.000 That's it with one of the engines out.

01:06:02.000 Oh, shit.

01:06:04.000 So why did it go out?

01:06:05.000 Did you shut it out on purpose?

01:06:06.000 Yeah, just showing that it can still...

01:06:08.000 Dude, fuck that.

01:06:10.000 What if it won't start back up again?

01:06:12.000 What if the other one starts to spark?

01:06:12.000 You can still land.

01:06:13.000 Now, the only problem now is...

01:06:16.000 You got to watch.

01:06:17.000 If that bitch cut off while you're taking off, you're going to crash.

01:06:23.000 So you want to watch your weight and all that shit there and make sure the engine's running.

01:06:28.000 Have you had any close encounters?

01:06:29.000 Nah.

01:06:30.000 No close calls?

01:06:31.000 I should say close calls.

01:06:32.000 Close encounters, that's like aliens.

01:06:34.000 The only thing I might have had was...

01:06:36.000 Nah, I ain't never had nothing really happen.

01:06:41.000 So everything's smooth.

01:06:43.000 No problems.

01:06:43.000 Easy landings.

01:06:45.000 My first plane, as soon as I bought it, as soon as it landed, that bitch cut off.

01:06:51.000 Really?

01:06:52.000 As soon as it landed, my first plane.

01:06:54.000 But it was an old, old motherfucker.

01:06:57.000 You don't want an old fucking plane.

01:06:58.000 Honestly, you do.

01:07:00.000 I'd rather an old one than these new, because the new ones are still trial and error, and they're crashing and all that shit there.

01:07:07.000 Oh, like the 737?

01:07:08.000 Yeah, it's like those are still using new technology.

01:07:11.000 You want some shit that's been there for like 30 years.

01:07:13.000 Most of these planes you see now, they're old.

01:07:15.000 They're like 80s and 90s.

01:07:17.000 Really?

01:07:17.000 Yeah, most of them Gulf Streams, unless you get the new ones.

01:07:20.000 But the ones the rappers renting...

01:07:23.000 Some old 90s Gulfstream.

01:07:25.000 But they're still nice and they're still good if you keep them up.

01:07:28.000 And then most of them ain't keeping them up.

01:07:29.000 I keep my plane up better than most of these commercial planes.

01:07:34.000 I flew here on the commercial.

01:07:36.000 That motherfucker sounded like the transmission was slipping.

01:07:39.000 I do not want to hear irregular noises on a plane.

01:07:44.000 Let me see the line.

01:07:48.000 Burr flies helicopters.

01:07:50.000 I went out with him.

01:07:51.000 Who?

01:07:51.000 Bill Burr.

01:07:51.000 Oh, for real?

01:07:52.000 Yeah.

01:07:53.000 He took me all around Malibu right after the fires.

01:07:56.000 You get to see everything that was just devastated.

01:07:58.000 That's dope.

01:07:59.000 That's crazy to see.

01:08:00.000 That was one thing about here that humbled people up, let them know that nature's real is the forest fires.

01:08:05.000 The wildfires were out of control here last year.

01:08:10.000 I think we need to be humble as a country as a whole, honestly.

01:08:13.000 I don't want to prey on it for us, but we need something to humble us towards more so life than money.

01:08:21.000 Yeah.

01:08:22.000 And I think a natural disaster will do it.

01:08:25.000 Yeah, it was.

01:08:26.000 You won't have no choice.

01:08:28.000 Do you remember post 9-11?

01:08:31.000 Do you remember what happened?

01:08:32.000 The way the country changed after 9-11?

01:08:35.000 I was supposed to be doing Carolines that day.

01:08:39.000 Wow.

01:08:40.000 I was supposed to be opening up an earthquake.

01:08:42.000 I was in St. Louis and I got stuck in St. Louis.

01:08:44.000 Wow.

01:08:45.000 And we had to drive a Greyhound back.

01:08:48.000 Wow.

01:08:49.000 That was the longest ride ever.

01:08:52.000 But that changed the way everybody was for a little bit.

01:08:55.000 Yeah, it made you realize nothing else matters.

01:08:58.000 That's when you realize what really matters.

01:09:01.000 Oddly enough, that's when people are happy.

01:09:04.000 People are happier when they've survived something rough.

01:09:07.000 That's what island-like living does for you.

01:09:09.000 It lets you understand what matters and what don't matter.

01:09:14.000 And that's what America needs.

01:09:16.000 A little humbling.

01:09:17.000 Just humans need it in general.

01:09:19.000 And when we get out of control, we're like spoiled brats.

01:09:21.000 A lot of countries got it.

01:09:23.000 Like I say, islands get it.

01:09:24.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:09:25.000 I mean, you're always going to have corruption and stuff like that there.

01:09:28.000 But for the most part, they get it more than we do.

01:09:31.000 Yeah.

01:09:33.000 They're in tune.

01:09:34.000 Yeah, you're in tune.

01:09:35.000 Nothing comes before nature.

01:09:37.000 Yeah.

01:09:37.000 Island people, Hawaiians, Hawaiians are like that.

01:09:42.000 Very, I mean, as a culture, very in tune.

01:09:44.000 We don't got too detached from nature in there.

01:09:46.000 Yeah.

01:09:46.000 Where we don't need it.

01:09:48.000 We think we don't need it.

01:09:49.000 Right.

01:09:50.000 You know, so that's where we got fucked up at.

01:09:53.000 Yeah.

01:09:54.000 We need to humble back for a second.

01:09:56.000 No, I think you're right.

01:10:00.000 I think you're right.

01:10:01.000 I just don't want it to have to happen.

01:10:05.000 Me neither.

01:10:05.000 I'm not on my watch.

01:10:06.000 I don't feel like going through it.

01:10:08.000 I honestly don't.

01:10:10.000 I'm really on that type of time.

01:10:12.000 I'm like, shit, I know it's going to happen.

01:10:14.000 That's why I try to practice now and prepare myself.

01:10:16.000 What do you do?

01:10:18.000 Live on the island and chill.

01:10:20.000 So I can be prepared.

01:10:21.000 I don't want to be culture shocked.

01:10:23.000 I don't want to be culture shocked when the shit, like the lights go out.

01:10:26.000 And you be like, oh shit.

01:10:27.000 You know, the first five minutes you're cool.

01:10:29.000 Then like 20 minutes later, you're like, alright.

01:10:32.000 Alright, get me up out of this motherfucker.

01:10:34.000 Turn the lights back on.

01:10:35.000 Put the generator on.

01:10:36.000 Yeah.

01:10:37.000 Like even on the island, the shit, last time I was there, all electricity, they cut that shit off for like three, four hours just cause.

01:10:44.000 And we have no reason behind it.

01:10:45.000 They just cut it off.

01:10:46.000 They say they fixing shit, but they don't be fixing shit.

01:10:49.000 Well, weren't there...

01:10:50.000 There was a big lawsuit about brownouts in California.

01:10:53.000 They were doing it on purpose.

01:10:55.000 They were just shutting down giant...

01:10:57.000 Wasn't it part of like a negotiation or something?

01:11:00.000 I'm trying to figure out what it was, but it was criminal.

01:11:03.000 No, it was a bunch of years ago.

01:11:04.000 Well, see, I just use it as a way of, all right, this guy we're showing me, all right, let's see what you can do without this.

01:11:10.000 You know, it's kind of my way, all right, I can't use the phone.

01:11:13.000 It's stunning how quickly you feel weird.

01:11:15.000 Yeah.

01:11:16.000 All the powers out.

01:11:17.000 Everybody has no power.

01:11:18.000 No one has any power.

01:11:19.000 Whoa.

01:11:20.000 Just practice it.

01:11:21.000 But you practice it in that goddamn tank.

01:11:23.000 What's that thing you think tank?

01:11:24.000 Sensory deprivation tank.

01:11:26.000 Yeah.

01:11:26.000 That's just meditation.

01:11:27.000 You get away from everything.

01:11:29.000 That's why people like camping.

01:11:31.000 Yeah.

01:11:31.000 Because camping is like, hey, this is what it's like.

01:11:34.000 This is what it's like if you live outside in your little cloth house.

01:11:38.000 Man, if you go outside and leave your phone for about 30 minutes or an hour, the grass start looking greener.

01:11:45.000 It's like you start really seeing shit, you know?

01:11:48.000 Yeah.

01:11:49.000 And maybe it'd be the shrooms or something, but everything's enhanced when you put that down for a little bit.

01:11:58.000 It just takes too much of your attention.

01:11:59.000 Yeah.

01:12:00.000 It takes all our attention.

01:12:01.000 Mine, too.

01:12:02.000 Yeah.

01:12:03.000 I try to put more into it than I give...

01:12:06.000 Then it feeds me.

01:12:09.000 It's hard.

01:12:12.000 Sometimes you're just bored.

01:12:13.000 You just want to find out what's going on in the world.

01:12:15.000 But you got to put your nature back.

01:12:16.000 I try to instill humanity back into it.

01:12:21.000 Because you can use it for good to put it back out.

01:12:25.000 Shit, we're doing it now.

01:12:27.000 Yeah.

01:12:29.000 Yeah, we're doing it now.

01:12:31.000 It's just...

01:12:34.000 You could listen to this while you're in nature.

01:12:36.000 Someone might be on a run right now.

01:12:38.000 In nature.

01:12:39.000 Listen to this high as fuck.

01:12:42.000 What's up, boy?

01:12:46.000 It's time to ride.

01:12:47.000 It's time to ride.

01:12:48.000 It's time to ride.

01:12:51.000 But that's an amazing transition between no weed and four years later, full blown, all in.

01:12:58.000 I went the same way in the beginning, but for me it's been more.

01:13:01.000 It's like 20 years now.

01:13:03.000 20?

01:13:03.000 But it's the same thing.

01:13:05.000 I just thought it was for losers.

01:13:08.000 And then as soon as I did it, I was like, oh, I can't believe I was missing out on this.

01:13:13.000 That's how I felt about Shroom.

01:13:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:13:15.000 Yeah.

01:13:16.000 Shrooms is really drugs.

01:13:21.000 Everything else is synthetic of that.

01:13:26.000 That's when you realize, oh, this is what they're trying to imitate.

01:13:30.000 Yeah, that's what they're trying to get.

01:13:31.000 This is what they're trying to get.

01:13:33.000 They're trying to get to this crazy place where you're interacting.

01:13:35.000 But I don't like to promote it, though, because it ain't for everybody.

01:13:38.000 Right.

01:13:38.000 No.

01:13:39.000 Like, everybody shouldn't do it.

01:13:41.000 I used to think everybody should.

01:13:42.000 But I think your audience is okay.

01:13:43.000 Some of them.

01:13:44.000 There's five guys out there that shouldn't do it.

01:13:46.000 Yeah, but...

01:13:46.000 I used to think everybody should do it, too.

01:13:48.000 But then, people with schizophrenia can become a real issue.

01:13:51.000 Yeah, if you're not at peace, then you gotta really understand when you see things, because sometimes you don't come back.

01:14:00.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:14:01.000 Some people don't come back.

01:14:03.000 You gotta be able to...

01:14:04.000 Yeah, I'm fine.

01:14:06.000 You hiding the bitch, ain't you?

01:14:07.000 Just give me the box.

01:14:08.000 Thank you.

01:14:10.000 It's not that bad.

01:14:11.000 Just a little splash on me.

01:14:13.000 But yeah, it's...

01:14:14.000 Some people don't come back and, you know, famously...

01:14:17.000 Yeah.

01:14:18.000 Acid.

01:14:18.000 Acid does a lot of people...

01:14:20.000 That's why I don't fuck with acid.

01:14:20.000 I mean, I... I don't fuck with nothing that people die from.

01:14:24.000 Yeah.

01:14:25.000 You know, I don't fuck with nothing that I can't see came from nature.

01:14:29.000 Yeah.

01:14:30.000 That's only weed and shrooms.

01:14:32.000 That's as much as that.

01:14:33.000 That's a good call for everybody just as a general rule.

01:14:36.000 Don't fuck with anything that doesn't just come out of the ground that's natural.

01:14:40.000 Especially when something like weed or mushrooms that has thousands of years of use.

01:14:44.000 And shrooms and...

01:14:46.000 You're right.

01:14:47.000 Weed, you realize there's something for everything.

01:14:50.000 Any other drug you get, they got a strain or something that'll give you that same stimulant.

01:14:56.000 Same thing with shrooms.

01:14:58.000 It's just like...

01:15:00.000 Man, that's the only time I feel like I eat bad.

01:15:03.000 When you're on shrooms?

01:15:04.000 That's how I know that shit really.

01:15:06.000 That shit is just like, that shit is amazing.

01:15:09.000 It's even hard to explain because this is like, this shit is fucking amazing.

01:15:13.000 It's pretty amazing.

01:15:14.000 What's amazing is that it's been around for so long and it's still illegal.

01:15:18.000 So guys like you have these crazy experiences.

01:15:20.000 It's legal in Colorado now, right?

01:15:23.000 I think Colorado did something to decriminalize it, but Oakland famously recently decriminalized everything.

01:15:29.000 Ayahuasca, mushrooms, everything.

01:15:31.000 What is ayahuasca?

01:15:32.000 Ayahuasca is the edible form of DMT. It's a drink that they take.

01:15:38.000 Amazon indigenous people have invented it.

01:15:42.000 I think somebody just told me about that.

01:15:44.000 It's not similar to mushrooms in that it's obviously a different thing, but it can be insanely potent from what they say.

01:15:58.000 I've done the synthetic form of it, which is DMT. I haven't done the ayahuasca, which is the edible form of it.

01:16:03.000 The edible form of it is supposed to be more mild but lasts longer.

01:16:08.000 I just haven't had a chance.

01:16:10.000 When you do it, let me know.

01:16:11.000 Yeah, I'll let you know.

01:16:12.000 Let me know what it is.

01:16:14.000 Everybody loves it.

01:16:15.000 Has anybody ever died from it?

01:16:16.000 No.

01:16:17.000 Oh, okay.

01:16:17.000 Maybe.

01:16:18.000 Maybe, like, one person.

01:16:20.000 Ever.

01:16:21.000 I mean, there's someone who died recently from it.

01:16:23.000 I'm still on certain level.

01:16:26.000 I'm still probably at level two or three with shrooms.

01:16:29.000 Like, I ain't went all the way yet.

01:16:31.000 Which level two or three?

01:16:32.000 How many grams are you taking?

01:16:34.000 The most I've taken, and this was by mistake, like four grams because I missed and put the scale on.

01:16:40.000 That's a good solid dose.

01:16:42.000 And yeah, that was too much for me.

01:16:44.000 That shit had me so emotional.

01:16:47.000 Like I've never been there.

01:16:49.000 I've never laughed.

01:16:50.000 And I'm a comedian.

01:16:51.000 I've never laughed so hard.

01:16:55.000 It was that day.

01:16:56.000 I was laughing.

01:16:58.000 I was crying.

01:16:59.000 I was just...

01:16:59.000 And it wouldn't stop.

01:17:01.000 It just wouldn't stop.

01:17:04.000 It was just laughing, farting, peeing.

01:17:07.000 I just couldn't control no type of...

01:17:10.000 It was like all my shit was just like...

01:17:12.000 And it felt amazing.

01:17:14.000 It was just like amazing.

01:17:17.000 But after that, I couldn't do it.

01:17:19.000 I was like, I can't.

01:17:20.000 Because I couldn't shake it.

01:17:22.000 It just wouldn't go away.

01:17:23.000 It lasts about seven, eight hours.

01:17:25.000 Wow.

01:17:27.000 And that's another thing about swimming.

01:17:30.000 They do last a long time.

01:17:31.000 Long time.

01:17:33.000 Ayahuasca is shorter than that, apparently.

01:17:35.000 I like it for a long time.

01:17:37.000 I like it, but I only do it like once a month because I can't go through that emotional rollercoaster so much.

01:17:44.000 It's fun, but it's like a ride.

01:17:47.000 It's like, all right, I don't want to do it no more.

01:17:49.000 But I can do it like once a month, maybe two grams.

01:17:56.000 I fucked on it one time, but I ain't do that much.

01:17:59.000 I can fuck on it when it's just a little bit, but when it's a lot, I can't.

01:18:02.000 I ain't even thinking about fucking...

01:18:04.000 I feel like I'm fucking...

01:18:06.000 It feel like fucking.

01:18:07.000 That's what it feel like.

01:18:10.000 I'm just thinking about it now.

01:18:11.000 I'm going through my mind.

01:18:12.000 I'm sorry.

01:18:13.000 No, no worries.

01:18:15.000 You know, there's a lot of people that think that's the origins of religion.

01:18:18.000 It is.

01:18:19.000 I think...

01:18:20.000 I think the origins are that and Zodiac.

01:18:22.000 I think Zodiacs is really real religions.

01:18:25.000 I think we really are our signs.

01:18:28.000 In some kind of way, the stars and all this shit connect.

01:18:31.000 Like real astrology.

01:18:32.000 Yeah.

01:18:32.000 I think it all connects.

01:18:34.000 I wish I knew enough about real astrology to make fun of it.

01:18:37.000 But every time I start talking shit about astrology, I'm like, I don't really know that much about it.

01:18:42.000 I don't know shit about it neither.

01:18:43.000 I'm learning as I go.

01:18:44.000 I'm looking and I'm paying attention.

01:18:46.000 I'm just going by observation.

01:18:47.000 Right.

01:18:48.000 See, scientists will tell you it's nonsense.

01:18:50.000 But are they sure...

01:18:53.000 Like, there's so many weird factors that they're taking into account.

01:18:57.000 The moon is in this, and the Mars is in retrograde, and Venus is in that.

01:19:02.000 Oh, that retrograde shit.

01:19:03.000 All that shit they're taking into account.

01:19:04.000 Is that even real, what they're saying?

01:19:06.000 I kind of...

01:19:07.000 Like I was saying earlier, I believe we are more of our nature than we are what we think we are.

01:19:14.000 So, I think if we're connected all together...

01:19:18.000 I'm trying to think how to articulate it, because...

01:19:21.000 I've been working on this.

01:19:22.000 That's why I went back and watched Illicella again, because it's kind of like that.

01:19:26.000 But it's like...

01:19:28.000 Like, say for instance, a dog, before shit, it turns around like that just natural.

01:19:35.000 Right.

01:19:36.000 Like, we do certain things natural that we don't even know we do.

01:19:39.000 But if you understand the connections of that, you can kind of use it to your favor and change everything.

01:19:49.000 Right.

01:19:50.000 To recognize your own patterns.

01:19:52.000 I ain't figured out how to use it as my superpower yet.

01:19:55.000 I'm trying to figure out how to use it.

01:19:58.000 You know how people could take numbers and they say numbers do shit in the world or certain things.

01:20:04.000 I think there is that in nature.

01:20:08.000 You just got to figure out which time.

01:20:12.000 It's kind of like...

01:20:13.000 Even the social media, I kind of do it, just let nature take its course and do certain things in life.

01:20:19.000 I'm not even in social media, just in life.

01:20:21.000 I kind of let nature take its course.

01:20:22.000 I plant the seed and let it grow, you know, and it kind of does what it do.

01:20:28.000 So in the same sense in life, I don't know, I got to figure it out a little more.

01:20:33.000 I got to do more research with my words.

01:20:36.000 I know what you're saying.

01:20:38.000 I think I got it.

01:20:40.000 I think women are more powerful with it than we are.

01:20:42.000 They have more intuition towards it?

01:20:44.000 Yeah, they just don't know it.

01:20:46.000 Like, if they knew how to control that shit, they'd be like Gene on X-Men.

01:20:53.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:20:55.000 Yeah, I do.

01:20:56.000 Yeah.

01:20:59.000 You ever heard of the I Ching?

01:21:01.000 You know what the I Ching is?

01:21:02.000 Uh-uh.

01:21:03.000 I Ching is an ancient Chinese method of divination.

01:21:07.000 Yeah.

01:21:08.000 And I think you would ask it questions and throw these stones.

01:21:11.000 I think they're hexagons.

01:21:13.000 I think that's what they are.

01:21:15.000 And they have different marks on them and they read these marks and it's supposed to predict things.

01:21:22.000 It's been around for thousands of years and it's really complicated.

01:21:28.000 It's a bunch of different...

01:21:30.000 Do you have what it is?

01:21:32.000 It's just the charts.

01:21:33.000 This is very visual, so for those that are listening, it's going to be tough.

01:21:37.000 Pull up one of those charts.

01:21:38.000 When you throw the three coins, you get a number.

01:21:41.000 That number then correlates to this chart, and then...

01:21:45.000 You get this symbol, and I'm going to imagine then you take that symbol, and then it equals one of these things.

01:21:52.000 Wind, heaven, lake, fire, thunder, earth, mountain, water.

01:21:56.000 And then I don't know how.

01:21:58.000 There's a lot.

01:21:59.000 These charts are very big.

01:22:01.000 Like, say, for instance, if I knew the charts, then I could know when to be at a certain place at a certain time to get a certain type of energy that I want.

01:22:10.000 Yeah.

01:22:10.000 Something like that.

01:22:11.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:22:12.000 Like, it's...

01:22:14.000 I can't explain it, but I'm still trying to learn.

01:22:19.000 Well, there was a guy named Terence McKenna, and he was this very famous psychedelic philosopher dude, and he studied the I Ching for a long time.

01:22:27.000 And he had some really wacky ideas, but one of them was that he thought the I Ching was a map of time.

01:22:33.000 And that that's what it was created for.

01:22:35.000 And that we're just...

01:22:36.000 We don't really totally understand it yet.

01:22:39.000 And that what this method of divination...

01:22:41.000 The reason why it's so effective is somehow or another through these things and viewing these things, you're actually having some sort of an impact.

01:22:48.000 Yeah.

01:22:50.000 Sounds like total nonsense, like hippie bullshit.

01:22:52.000 No, I don't because...

01:22:53.000 People with crystals.

01:22:56.000 Shit, I just lost my train of thought.

01:22:58.000 It's like when you...

01:23:00.000 You know how 20 years ago, the stuff that you know now, it was still the same shit, but you didn't have a clue about it?

01:23:09.000 Right.

01:23:10.000 I'm trying to think how to explain it in layman's terms.

01:23:15.000 Back in the day, we used to wear baggy clothes.

01:23:18.000 You know, hip-hop.

01:23:19.000 We'd baggy than the motherfucker.

01:23:21.000 Now that I look back, I'm like, this shit looks stupid than the motherfucker.

01:23:24.000 But I was blind back then.

01:23:27.000 I had on what I had on, but I was blind than the motherfucker.

01:23:33.000 It happens with people.

01:23:34.000 How about bell bottoms?

01:23:35.000 But I'm saying, yeah, even in bell bottoms, now you look back and you're like, what the fuck did I have on?

01:23:39.000 But in your mind, so what I'm saying is, in our minds, we really are really blind.

01:23:44.000 There might be something right here.

01:23:46.000 We're just not paying attention to it.

01:23:48.000 Because...

01:23:50.000 Our minds ain't got there yet.

01:23:52.000 Right.

01:23:52.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:23:53.000 I do get what I'm saying.

01:23:54.000 So, and I said it to say, because when you said we just ain't figured out the methods that you say that we're, we ain't figured it out yet.

01:24:00.000 It's there right in front of us.

01:24:02.000 We just gotta, we gotta stop overthinking.

01:24:04.000 It's really simple.

01:24:06.000 Everything is simple.

01:24:07.000 We just overthink it.

01:24:09.000 Think about the car.

01:24:10.000 The car had all them different components to it.

01:24:13.000 Now it's just a laptop now.

01:24:15.000 Simple.

01:24:16.000 We could have skipped all that if we would have just had our minds right where it's at now.

01:24:20.000 Go from the Model T to the Tesla.

01:24:23.000 Yeah, and go to just beam me up.

01:24:26.000 Right, beam me up.

01:24:27.000 You know, the shit sounds so far-fetched, but now it's like that shit probably could happen.

01:24:32.000 I think it's going to happen, but I think it might not be really happening when it happens.

01:24:36.000 I think we might get locked into some sort of digital realm.

01:24:39.000 That's what I think.

01:24:40.000 I think we are in a digital realm.

01:24:41.000 That's where all this shit coming in.

01:24:42.000 We've all become in digital so we can go somewhere else.

01:24:46.000 It's closing in on us.

01:24:48.000 Like you said, your brain is now the cloud.

01:24:50.000 We're just a piece of nature.

01:24:53.000 We're just an evolution of the next thing.

01:24:55.000 Humans.

01:24:56.000 We're not even supposed to be humans.

01:24:58.000 Alright, I'm going too far.

01:25:00.000 We're going way too far.

01:25:02.000 There was a guy named Marshall McLuhan and he said, human beings are the sex organs of the machine world.

01:25:09.000 That's it.

01:25:09.000 That's it!

01:25:10.000 He just worried that shit.

01:25:13.000 It's like we really think we're important, but we're really just a step in between another step.

01:25:18.000 What does Elon Musk call us?

01:25:21.000 He calls us the organic bootloader for artificial intelligence.

01:25:25.000 What he thinks is that we are here to sort of give birth to artificial intelligence, and it's going to take over from there, and it'll be the new life form.

01:25:34.000 I wonder if that's on the way and the gods are looking down on us like, these dummies are worried about global warming.

01:25:40.000 They've got about 10 more years of people left.

01:25:43.000 Somebody from another planet watching us as a show is like, look at them.

01:25:46.000 Look at them.

01:25:47.000 They over there doing this shit again.

01:25:49.000 Dude, I had that guy in here yesterday.

01:25:50.000 Oh, they looking at this world like, oh, they finally figured out how to get to the Mars.

01:25:54.000 Think about that.

01:25:55.000 I got this book from this dude.

01:25:58.000 The author, S.C. Gwynn, was in here yesterday.

01:26:02.000 It's Empire of a Summer Moon.

01:26:03.000 And it's all about the Comanches and the United States fight against the Comanche and how long it went down.

01:26:08.000 And then at the end of it, by the end, they had defeated the Plains tribes.

01:26:12.000 You just get this horrible feeling of how all these people got wiped out.

01:26:16.000 Their way of life they had for, who knows, a thousand, two thousand years is now gone completely.

01:26:21.000 Like, That could be us.

01:26:23.000 And that could be us by our own doing.

01:26:26.000 I mean, that's happened in Egypt.

01:26:29.000 Yeah.

01:26:30.000 That happened in Egypt.

01:26:31.000 All that shit.

01:26:33.000 Done.

01:26:33.000 Yeah.

01:26:34.000 So, I mean, this happened in, what's the story in the Bible?

01:26:39.000 I forgot the story.

01:26:40.000 Which one?

01:26:41.000 The one where they, Sodom and Gomorrah, when they cleared the whole place, because they saw there was like Babylon, it was fucked up.

01:26:49.000 I forgot.

01:26:50.000 I know what you're talking about.

01:26:52.000 Sodom and Gomorrah, right, right, right.

01:26:54.000 It was so fucked up over there that God just washed the whole place up.

01:26:59.000 Yeah, what was the place?

01:27:00.000 Shit.

01:27:01.000 What happened with Sodom?

01:27:02.000 Oh, I'm a Christian.

01:27:03.000 Those are two cities.

01:27:04.000 Oh, that's what it is?

01:27:05.000 And they're walking away and he said, don't look back and wanted somebody to look back and he bombed the place and it's over.

01:27:10.000 That's the story.

01:27:11.000 That's what the story says.

01:27:13.000 I'm not saying it's facts.

01:27:14.000 I mean, but it's something probably like that happened.

01:27:17.000 And that's because they were all naughty.

01:27:20.000 That's what's hilarious.

01:27:21.000 Very naughty.

01:27:21.000 That's what's hilarious.

01:27:22.000 Not a buttfucker and shit.

01:27:24.000 That's just hilarious.

01:27:26.000 What kind of a weird god...

01:27:31.000 I think it's more just as a whole just how everything evolves into, you know, you put something there and see where it rolls.

01:27:40.000 This is what our shit rolled to.

01:27:43.000 Like, what the fuck?

01:27:43.000 That's what came out of that shit?

01:27:45.000 That's why I say you really can't predict because...

01:27:50.000 That shit can roll into anything.

01:27:51.000 Right now it certainly can.

01:27:53.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:27:53.000 Especially at this moment, like at the shift we are as far as in the big picture, we had a shuffle, like at the beginning of the century of the 1900s.

01:28:01.000 We had that shuffle now.

01:28:03.000 I think we're one or two big inventions away from being unrecognizable.

01:28:07.000 One or two big ones.

01:28:08.000 One or two big ones in maybe 10, 20 years, and things could be unrecognizable.

01:28:15.000 To the robots too?

01:28:17.000 I think all we have to do is get to a point where there really is an artificial intelligence and it can make choices and it can think for itself.

01:28:24.000 I don't know how long that takes.

01:28:25.000 Maybe it takes 30 years.

01:28:26.000 I think that's here now.

01:28:28.000 I don't know if it is.

01:28:30.000 But autonomous artificial intelligence that can move around.

01:28:34.000 Like something that's built like a person or a dog and can move around and run the world.

01:28:38.000 I went to this expo in Japan and I saw something damn near like it.

01:28:42.000 Yeah, they're close.

01:28:43.000 They're getting close.

01:28:44.000 I don't think they're there though.

01:28:45.000 I think for real artificial intelligence, I think they need more time.

01:28:49.000 But all that shit is happening so quick.

01:28:51.000 Like they're developing quantum computers.

01:28:53.000 Google now has quantum computers.

01:28:55.000 That's just like, man, this shit been going on.

01:28:58.000 Like, I didn't realize until I started flying planes.

01:29:00.000 Like, all that navigation shit was there 50 years ago.

01:29:03.000 What, navigation satellites?

01:29:05.000 Yeah, the satellites, all the stuff we're getting on GPS now.

01:29:09.000 Really?

01:29:10.000 Like, GPS that's on our phone.

01:29:12.000 When was that invented?

01:29:14.000 Shit, I don't know.

01:29:15.000 When was it?

01:29:16.000 Google it.

01:29:17.000 Dude, I had GPS on my phone in the 90s.

01:29:19.000 On your phone, but I'm saying...

01:29:21.000 Not on my phone.

01:29:22.000 I meant on my car.

01:29:23.000 Even before your car.

01:29:24.000 Really?

01:29:25.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:29:25.000 Even before your car, they was in planes.

01:29:27.000 73?

01:29:28.000 Yes.

01:29:29.000 Started by the U.S. Department of Defense in 1973, the first prototype spacecraft launched in 1978. The full constellation of 24 satellites operational in 93. You got to think, they had FaceTime on the moon.

01:29:42.000 Like, it had to be.

01:29:43.000 So that means it's been going on.

01:29:45.000 So this technology has been going on.

01:29:48.000 So just imagine what they got now.

01:29:50.000 Yeah, there's probably some shit we don't know about.

01:29:52.000 Yeah!

01:29:53.000 They got people morphing into animals around this bitch.

01:29:55.000 You think so?

01:29:56.000 You never know.

01:29:57.000 You never know.

01:29:58.000 Stay woke.

01:30:00.000 I'm telling you, you never know.

01:30:02.000 You never know.

01:30:04.000 You never know.

01:30:04.000 Man, the world is amazing, man.

01:30:06.000 This shit is dope.

01:30:07.000 Did you hear the shit that they announced that China had created human-pig hybrids or monkey-pig?

01:30:13.000 Monkey-pig hybrids?

01:30:14.000 They make hybrids out of anything now, shit.

01:30:17.000 You can hybrid anything, man.

01:30:21.000 I don't know.

01:30:23.000 Who knows what they're going to do, man?

01:30:24.000 Who knows?

01:30:25.000 People just doing anything.

01:30:26.000 Putting their shit in the pot.

01:30:28.000 They're doing that with humans now.

01:30:29.000 I want green eyes.

01:30:30.000 I want tall.

01:30:31.000 One day, they're going to have an artificial body.

01:30:34.000 There's going to be a company that's going to have an artificial body that works perfectly.

01:30:38.000 And they can guarantee that you can take your brain out of that artificial body and put it in this new perfect body.

01:30:44.000 Take it out of yours.

01:30:45.000 That's like the movie Surrogate.

01:30:46.000 And they guarantee you you'll live longer.

01:30:49.000 You get an extra 150 years with this artificial body.

01:30:53.000 Would you do it?

01:30:53.000 I'm a moron.

01:30:54.000 I would definitely do it.

01:30:56.000 Would you want to live forever?

01:30:57.000 No, not forever.

01:30:58.000 But I would never know when to end.

01:31:00.000 That's the thing.

01:31:01.000 There's like a parable about that, about some guy who lives the hundreds of years, but he has to kill his kids in order to do it.

01:31:08.000 I think True Blood was kind of like that too, that movie.

01:31:10.000 When the motherfucker was the vampires, he got tired of living.

01:31:14.000 He's like, alright, this shit boring.

01:31:15.000 Could you imagine seeing people complain about the same things for hundreds and hundreds of years?

01:31:20.000 Plus you gotta kill people every day.

01:31:21.000 Here they go again.

01:31:23.000 Here they go again fighting for their rights.

01:31:25.000 Here they go again tired of this shit.

01:31:26.000 Here they go again.

01:31:28.000 Because you go through the same shit every 20 years.

01:31:31.000 Yeah.

01:31:32.000 You probably get tired of killing them, too.

01:31:34.000 People that's 90 years old are tired of hearing this shit.

01:31:36.000 People 80 years old, you just laugh at the young people going through their shit.

01:31:41.000 Like, here they go.

01:31:43.000 Did you ever see Interview with a Vampire?

01:31:46.000 I don't remember it.

01:31:48.000 Is that Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt movie?

01:31:50.000 Yeah, but I don't remember it.

01:31:51.000 Should I watch it again?

01:31:52.000 It's a great fucking movie.

01:31:53.000 I gotta watch it again, yeah.

01:31:54.000 But the whole idea is that part of it is that this...

01:31:56.000 These vampires have been around for hundreds of years and they're starting to get sick of it.

01:32:00.000 They're kind of freaked out.

01:32:01.000 Yeah, that's how True Blood was.

01:32:03.000 They're tired of that shit.

01:32:04.000 Makes sense.

01:32:06.000 My grandma's mad.

01:32:07.000 She alive.

01:32:08.000 Really?

01:32:08.000 Yeah.

01:32:09.000 My grandma from Bahamas, she'd be depressing.

01:32:14.000 Because you got to think about it.

01:32:15.000 When you're that old, you're the only one around.

01:32:18.000 You ain't got nobody to talk to.

01:32:19.000 Nobody give a fuck.

01:32:20.000 Your kids don't want to come over there to take pics, photo ops.

01:32:23.000 Nobody give a damn about them.

01:32:26.000 And it's a true story.

01:32:28.000 She passed out in the garage and stayed there because she thought she was dead.

01:32:33.000 And then she realized she wasn't, got up and walked away right back in the house.

01:32:38.000 Wow.

01:32:40.000 You don't want to be here.

01:32:42.000 That's why you want something.

01:32:45.000 Even if you don't believe in God, you would want something after this.

01:32:47.000 You'd be like, it's got to be something after this shit.

01:32:49.000 I want it to be.

01:32:50.000 You would want to think something after this because this is boring at the end.

01:32:55.000 This don't end good.

01:32:57.000 It doesn't end good.

01:32:58.000 Some people think that for sure nothing happens.

01:33:02.000 And that to me is just as dumb as thinking for sure something happens.

01:33:06.000 Who knows?

01:33:07.000 Either way, I'd rather be right than wrong.

01:33:13.000 I'd rather believe.

01:33:14.000 And you're like, nah, you ain't believe.

01:33:15.000 I told you, I believe.

01:33:23.000 When you see a dead person, it seems like something's gone.

01:33:26.000 I swear to God, when one of my best friends, a comedian that passed, died, that's when I was like, oh no, this has got to be a god or something, because I saw it.

01:33:37.000 You feel they're gone.

01:33:39.000 When I was in the room with him, right on his deathbed, I saw it.

01:33:43.000 You could just see, and you could see that they see it, because he really, at the time, he asked me to play Smile Bitch for him, and I played it for him, and after that, he tried to pull the thing out of his mouth.

01:33:55.000 Wow.

01:33:55.000 Right after that.

01:33:56.000 And the funny thing about it, I didn't think it was like, I didn't see it as no suicide thing.

01:34:01.000 It was just like, you could see that he saw, alright, next level.

01:34:04.000 I mean, next step.

01:34:06.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:34:07.000 So, I didn't let him do it because I didn't want to see it.

01:34:11.000 I said, no, no.

01:34:12.000 Pulled him down and told his sister to come in.

01:34:15.000 But, it's just, you really see it then when you're in there and you see life and see where it ends and It's not a bad thing.

01:34:24.000 You just see, like, this is what it is.

01:34:27.000 Yeah.

01:34:28.000 This is what it is.

01:34:29.000 Yeah.

01:34:30.000 It comes and goes.

01:34:31.000 Comes and goes.

01:34:32.000 I mean, it's something next, I hope.

01:34:35.000 You know what someone said once in one of the...

01:34:40.000 One of the Gracie fathers talked about this too.

01:34:43.000 Said he believed and he lived his life, Elio Gracie, lived his life like you have to get everything perfect.

01:34:51.000 You have to do everything the right way.

01:34:54.000 Or you come back and you do it all over again.

01:34:57.000 Yeah, that's how karma.

01:34:59.000 That's how people in Indonesia think.

01:35:01.000 And there's no crime over there.

01:35:04.000 None.

01:35:04.000 Where I was at in Bali.

01:35:08.000 Well, it's a great way to think.

01:35:09.000 It's a perfect way to think.

01:35:11.000 And if it's right, I mean, maybe that's what you are.

01:35:14.000 Even if it ain't right, you should think that way.

01:35:17.000 Because if you thought that way, if you thought you'd come back looking like an ant, you ain't finna be doing too much crazy shit.

01:35:24.000 You're gonna do right.

01:35:25.000 You're gonna do right by people in the best way you can.

01:35:28.000 Well, that always makes me think, like, someone like you, like, how many times have you done this ride?

01:35:33.000 You know what I mean?

01:35:34.000 Like, maybe some people just, maybe the dumbest people amongst us are just, they're just new on the ride.

01:35:38.000 That's what, you know what?

01:35:39.000 They've only done it three or four times.

01:35:41.000 That's the best way to articulate it, because it's like, to me, my whole life, I feel like, this shit is so simple, but to everybody else, it's so complicated.

01:35:52.000 Maybe you've been on the ride a lot.

01:35:53.000 Maybe you've been on this ride like a thousand times.

01:35:56.000 That's crazy.

01:35:58.000 If it's real...

01:35:59.000 How many times do you think you've been on this bitch?

01:36:02.000 I don't even want to think.

01:36:04.000 But life...

01:36:06.000 None of it makes any sense.

01:36:08.000 It doesn't make any sense that you and I are making noises with our mouth, and we both know what we're saying.

01:36:14.000 And we're laughing.

01:36:15.000 We just met, having a great time, smoking weed together, talking shit.

01:36:18.000 That doesn't make sense either.

01:36:19.000 Life is bizarre.

01:36:21.000 So if life this way, this way that we live, which is really interesting, if this goes on forever, like I enjoy life, and I know you do, right?

01:36:30.000 Enjoy it.

01:36:31.000 It's great.

01:36:31.000 But if you told me it was going to go on forever, I'd go, fuck, like this just goes on forever and ever.

01:36:37.000 That's going to give me anxiety.

01:36:39.000 So just don't say nothing and just let the spirit.

01:36:41.000 But if it happens again and again and again and again and again and again throughout eternity, if that's what life is, if you just live this life over and over again, why would that be scary?

01:36:49.000 But it would.

01:36:51.000 It'd be scary because maybe I enjoy this life, but I want to think that there's something better.

01:36:57.000 But if it's just this life, over and over and over again until I get it right, why is that scarier than doing it once?

01:37:04.000 Because it's not scary to do it once.

01:37:06.000 Like once, like right now, I'm having a great time.

01:37:08.000 You're having a great time.

01:37:09.000 Jamie's having a great time.

01:37:11.000 We're having fun, right?

01:37:12.000 Why wouldn't I want to keep doing this?

01:37:14.000 But if I knew that it was going to happen over and over and over again forever, I'd probably freak the fuck out.

01:37:19.000 But that might be what life is.

01:37:22.000 Yeah.

01:37:24.000 That's definitely what life is.

01:37:25.000 It could be.

01:37:26.000 And it's just as weird as life itself.

01:37:28.000 It's not weird.

01:37:28.000 It's great when you look at it as beauty.

01:37:31.000 Yeah.

01:37:31.000 Right.

01:37:32.000 It's just like I look at it like this.

01:37:34.000 Like certain things I'd never...

01:37:37.000 I asked for, I thought it would happen, but it happens in certain...

01:37:41.000 Like, my...

01:37:43.000 Certain spirits is just going to come towards.

01:37:47.000 That's why I think we're more spirit than we are anything else, because where I'm from or where you're from, we would have never met.

01:37:54.000 We would have never thanked.

01:37:55.000 But even we just come in here, we can vibe and...

01:37:59.000 And it just, you can feel it.

01:38:01.000 I can feel it.

01:38:01.000 You can just feel it like, damn.

01:38:03.000 This shit's supposed to be here at this time, at this moment.

01:38:06.000 It's just all a part of the moment.

01:38:08.000 Yeah.

01:38:09.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:38:10.000 I do get what you're saying.

01:38:11.000 It's like there's a process going on.

01:38:13.000 And all the ups and downs.

01:38:15.000 Yeah, we're just talking.

01:38:16.000 But it's a process in the spirit that's using us at this moment to get whatever they're getting out of it and then go somewhere else.

01:38:23.000 Yeah.

01:38:24.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:38:25.000 I wish I could draw it in.

01:38:26.000 I know what you're saying.

01:38:27.000 I've thought about this before, too, because I've thought that ideas...

01:38:30.000 Imagine if ideas were a life form.

01:38:32.000 I mean, an idea just comes in your head.

01:38:34.000 Like, say if you have an invention.

01:38:35.000 That's with the internet.

01:38:37.000 In a lot of ways, right?

01:38:39.000 But I think in an idea in general, it might be a type of life form.

01:38:44.000 Like, what are these ideas?

01:38:46.000 I think this is sativa.

01:38:48.000 I don't know what that is.

01:38:49.000 I won't try.

01:38:50.000 Give it a shot.

01:38:51.000 But that...

01:38:54.000 What was I just saying?

01:38:56.000 I swear I had a point.

01:38:57.000 Ah, shit, my bad.

01:38:58.000 I'm sorry.

01:38:59.000 I didn't mean to throw you off, bro.

01:39:01.000 I was trying to be a good host there.

01:39:03.000 Nah, it's all good, man.

01:39:04.000 I was just vibing.

01:39:05.000 I completely forgot what I was saying.

01:39:06.000 Fuck, what did he say?

01:39:07.000 It was important, too, apparently.

01:39:11.000 It'll bump back in.

01:39:12.000 It'll bump back in.

01:39:13.000 It'll just vibe with it.

01:39:14.000 At the end of the day, I do feel like it's bigger than us.

01:39:18.000 Even us two.

01:39:18.000 It ain't even about this.

01:39:20.000 It's about whatever this spirit is going to take to something else.

01:39:25.000 Whatever that is.

01:39:27.000 Well, one of the things that I think is great about cool conversations...

01:39:30.000 Stuff we can't even articulate.

01:39:31.000 Cool conversations like this that we could get and put on the internet, it's a fun conversation and it makes people want to have more cool, fun conversations.

01:39:39.000 It makes people better at it.

01:39:41.000 I think that talking in a lot of ways is like an art form.

01:39:46.000 People can talk and it's annoying, but it's their expressing.

01:39:49.000 It's their self-expression, even if it's just regular communication, where some people can talk, they can tell you anything.

01:39:55.000 And their voice is so cool, you want to hear them talk about everything.

01:39:57.000 Tell me about some other shit.

01:39:58.000 But I don't think I talk that good when it comes to shit.

01:40:02.000 I'm good at just conversation talk, maybe.

01:40:05.000 But conversation talk is what everybody wants.

01:40:07.000 You're authentic.

01:40:09.000 Yeah.

01:40:09.000 That's what people want.

01:40:10.000 People want to hear a guy talk like you that's just talking the way you talk rather than someone who's talking like a newscaster or a morning radio personality.

01:40:18.000 But I think people need more to see how people move by actions.

01:40:22.000 Yeah.

01:40:22.000 You need to see because I could talk.

01:40:25.000 That's like a preacher.

01:40:26.000 A preacher could talk you out of all your money if he know how to talk.

01:40:30.000 Right.

01:40:31.000 That don't mean he's a good motherfucker.

01:40:32.000 That's true.

01:40:33.000 That's true.

01:40:34.000 I'd rather person judge me off my actions more than my words.

01:40:38.000 Because my words might offend you, you might get pissed off, but...

01:40:42.000 I completely understand what you're saying.

01:40:45.000 None of my actions are going to show a flaw in it.

01:40:49.000 None of them?

01:40:50.000 And if there is, I can accept my flaws.

01:40:53.000 I mean, I can say, yeah, you're right.

01:40:55.000 Yeah, I did that.

01:40:56.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:40:57.000 But for the most part, genuinely, I'm always moving in the way to where...

01:41:03.000 I'm not trying.

01:41:04.000 I'm just moving in the way of the good way in the space of...

01:41:07.000 Of more benefiting you than me.

01:41:09.000 That's beautiful.

01:41:11.000 I believe you too.

01:41:12.000 I can tell you.

01:41:13.000 I can tell you are on that kind of a path.

01:41:16.000 But the thing that I was getting at in a way is that both those things are important.

01:41:21.000 The way you talk is very important too.

01:41:22.000 Because the way you talk, it affects young people in particular.

01:41:25.000 It's cool.

01:41:26.000 I'm listening to you philosophize on things and just relax the pros.

01:41:29.000 If I can't control, what the fuck am I worrying about it?

01:41:32.000 And that is a message that a lot of kids could use.

01:41:35.000 You know, somebody just said on my Instagram today, they said I'm like the Robin Hood of knowledge for the hood.

01:41:43.000 But they said, hold up.

01:41:45.000 And I was like, damn, I like that.

01:41:47.000 Because it do feel like that.

01:41:48.000 I feel like I'm able to articulate it for people like me to get it.

01:41:54.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:41:55.000 100%, yeah.

01:41:56.000 And also, there's nothing about you while you're trying to talk where it's contrived.

01:42:03.000 Robin Hood of knowledge.

01:42:05.000 There's nothing about the way you talk that's contrived.

01:42:08.000 And that's what's lacking.

01:42:09.000 What people are lacking is people...

01:42:11.000 It bothers people.

01:42:12.000 When you're talking to someone and they're doing the morning news guy voice, you don't even know who the fuck that guy is.

01:42:18.000 You have no idea.

01:42:19.000 There's a style of talk that they make them do if they want to tell the news in the morning.

01:42:23.000 But you don't have goddamn clues to who that guy is.

01:42:25.000 When you talk about something, you have zero of that.

01:42:29.000 You have zero of that fake...

01:42:41.000 I think that comes from where I ain't had no choice but to be myself.

01:42:47.000 I kind of molded myself.

01:42:49.000 I never...

01:43:05.000 It's easier for me to be...

01:43:10.000 To be just genuine.

01:43:12.000 Because I'm not good at lying like that.

01:43:14.000 Yeah, it's definitely easy to be genuine, but it's hilarious that you tried to be fake.

01:43:17.000 How would you ever try to be fake?

01:43:18.000 Because it'd be working for niggas, man.

01:43:20.000 I'd be like, shit!

01:43:21.000 What did you do?

01:43:22.000 What did you do where you tried?

01:43:23.000 Like, just trying to go in a room and do the industry talk shit and act like I care.

01:43:29.000 Like, I don't give a fuck.

01:43:31.000 Like, it just get boring and shit, so...

01:43:34.000 Thank God.

01:43:35.000 Thank God you're here.

01:43:36.000 I never...

01:43:38.000 I never gave a fuck about...

01:43:39.000 I never gave a fuck about...

01:43:41.000 The only reason I want to be famous is just to be with the people.

01:43:43.000 I never gave a fuck about the industry part of it.

01:43:46.000 Like that.

01:43:48.000 I... Maybe because I've been doing it a long time now in my world.

01:43:53.000 Maybe that's what it is.

01:43:55.000 So it don't intrigue me as much.

01:43:57.000 You know, it's like fucking a bitch a thousand times.

01:44:01.000 Maybe that's what it is, but...

01:44:04.000 I don't know.

01:44:05.000 Shit don't do nothing for me like that.

01:44:08.000 What does it do?

01:44:10.000 The entertainment part of it?

01:44:13.000 It gets me to where I can get to the people.

01:44:15.000 That's what I use it for.

01:44:17.000 I love the people, for real.

01:44:19.000 And the funny thing about it is I recently found out Harriet Tubman is my aunt blowing up for real.

01:44:25.000 Really?

01:44:27.000 So that's why I feel like that.

01:44:30.000 I do like helping people.

01:44:32.000 I do like helping.

01:44:33.000 She's your great aunt?

01:44:35.000 Yeah.

01:44:36.000 On my granny's side.

01:44:38.000 Wow.

01:44:38.000 My name's on the statue.

01:44:40.000 Hold on, I got that too.

01:44:43.000 Let's see.

01:44:43.000 My brain.

01:44:44.000 This is my brain.

01:44:45.000 Your brain's on a statue?

01:44:47.000 No, I'm saying I got my brain.

01:44:49.000 No, man.

01:44:50.000 I'm saying I got the statue in here in my brain.

01:44:53.000 My brain is in the iCloud.

01:44:54.000 Your name's on the statue.

01:44:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:44:56.000 The brain's on the iCloud.

01:44:57.000 Yeah, my name's on the Harriet Tubman statue.

01:45:00.000 Have you always been like that?

01:45:01.000 Did that change at all when you started smoking weed?

01:45:03.000 No, I always loved people.

01:45:06.000 That's where my name comes from, just representing Jacksonville, Duval.

01:45:09.000 I've always did that so whenever I can't rep it, it's in my name.

01:45:13.000 So it's kind of like psychologically for a person that's not from there, it makes them see something because you are what you see.

01:45:20.000 So that's why I always use that name.

01:45:22.000 Really?

01:45:23.000 Yeah.

01:45:23.000 To elevate the people from where you came from?

01:45:25.000 Yeah.

01:45:26.000 That's beautiful.

01:45:27.000 That's a beautiful name for a name.

01:45:29.000 That might be one of the best names.

01:45:30.000 Duval?

01:45:31.000 Yeah, because the sentiment behind it, that's one of the best names I've ever heard.

01:45:35.000 I love that.

01:45:36.000 I love that you're doing that.

01:45:37.000 But I love the thought behind it.

01:45:39.000 That was the whole thought from day one.

01:45:41.000 I mean, I've always knew I was, like, even where I grew up, I always knew, like, I ain't supposed to be here.

01:45:49.000 Like, what the fuck am I doing in this shit?

01:45:53.000 But then I was like, maybe God put me here to see this shit.

01:45:57.000 For that reason.

01:45:58.000 To get out and tell everybody that you can get out too.

01:46:01.000 Not just to be an example, you know, because I mean, I think the world is going to evolve how it's going to evolve, but I don't want the people from where I'm from to get left behind too.

01:46:10.000 So it's just like, alright, let me show y'all what's going on so you can get a chance to be in the same situation.

01:46:17.000 Just to see the world a little more, you know.

01:46:21.000 So, that's why.

01:46:24.000 Behold, let me find this.

01:46:25.000 That's a great name and a great reason for a name, man.

01:46:27.000 Yeah, but Harriet Tubman.

01:46:29.000 So, the Harriet Tubman thing just made me realize, like, damn, that's why maybe I'm like this.

01:46:34.000 It just all goes back to the nature thing we were saying.

01:46:37.000 Like, it's in us over time.

01:46:40.000 You start realizing.

01:46:41.000 That might really be where it does come from.

01:46:44.000 I mean, who knows where personality traits like that do come from, besides learning from the people around me?

01:46:49.000 And my grandfather.

01:46:50.000 That's not even like my blood grandfather, because I grew up with three granddaddies, and I didn't realize that wasn't normal until I got older.

01:46:56.000 But he was always in the community in Jacksonville, so I think I get a lot of that from watching him growing up.

01:47:03.000 Probably, yeah.

01:47:05.000 Yeah, if he's a mentor figure and you saw the benefit that he got out of it.

01:47:09.000 I don't even know if I saw the benefit.

01:47:11.000 I just think it's just...

01:47:13.000 Come second nature, you are what you become.

01:47:16.000 I mean, you are what you see, and that's just the way I've moved from around older people.

01:47:21.000 Like, I've always been around older people, and then I think older people, people that was raised by older people, they end up being all right, because older people teach you the right values in life.

01:47:32.000 My first friends was old people.

01:47:34.000 They used to have bridge parties and shit.

01:47:38.000 Here it go right here.

01:47:40.000 Let me see what you got.

01:47:42.000 Shit.

01:47:45.000 You know, the shit in the brain has got to remember, like, hold on, let me think about it.

01:47:49.000 Let me think.

01:47:51.000 Seriously, what data plan are you on?

01:47:52.000 This is the slowest I've ever seen a photo come up.

01:47:54.000 I told you I got creaky.

01:47:55.000 We're still waiting on that line.

01:47:57.000 Oh, the line?

01:47:58.000 I forgot all about the fucking line.

01:48:01.000 Oh, shit.

01:48:02.000 Hold up.

01:48:02.000 Y'all going to think I'm lying and shit.

01:48:04.000 Okay, what do you got here?

01:48:05.000 Oh, that's the wrong one.

01:48:07.000 That's what?

01:48:08.000 That was the wrong one.

01:48:09.000 Shit.

01:48:09.000 Oh, no.

01:48:11.000 Fuck, I had just posted on...

01:48:12.000 Well, that's the monument in Bristol, Pennsylvania or some shit like that.

01:48:18.000 In Bristol.

01:48:19.000 And is it just her living, surviving relatives on the monument?

01:48:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:48:22.000 All the names of the people that...

01:48:26.000 Wow.

01:48:29.000 There go my name.

01:48:31.000 That's all my mama, my sister, my nephew, all of us on the...

01:48:40.000 That's some dope shit, you know.

01:48:42.000 So I can talk shit about that too.

01:48:44.000 For sure.

01:48:45.000 Nigga, you ain't got nobody.

01:48:47.000 Grandma, great-grandma Harriet Tubman, though.

01:48:50.000 I wonder how much of that actually gets in your genes.

01:48:52.000 I think all they do.

01:48:53.000 It's just like an athlete.

01:48:55.000 It's like athletes.

01:48:56.000 The next athlete be better and better and better.

01:48:59.000 It's like that.

01:48:59.000 It's just natural.

01:49:00.000 It's genetics.

01:49:01.000 It's just naturally in you.

01:49:03.000 It's just like spirits.

01:49:04.000 It's just naturally spirits.

01:49:06.000 We probably met four spirits ago.

01:49:08.000 Probably.

01:49:09.000 Yeah.

01:49:09.000 Yeah, like maybe we're out.

01:49:11.000 Like if we are both living the same life over and over and over again, we've probably done this a couple times.

01:49:15.000 Yeah.

01:49:16.000 Maybe so.

01:49:17.000 For sure.

01:49:18.000 That'd be dope.

01:49:19.000 Yeah.

01:49:24.000 There's people that you run into in your life where you do feel like they're supposed to be in your life.

01:49:29.000 Like there's people that you run into like this person is me, I'm them, we're family.

01:49:33.000 You know that and you'll keep that forever.

01:49:36.000 I got friends, long-term friends for 25, almost 30 years that are family.

01:49:43.000 They might as well be me.

01:49:46.000 You get to that point with certain people where you know them and you love them so well.

01:49:52.000 How does it feel over 50?

01:49:55.000 You think that's because over 50 it makes you feel like, alright, I gotta keep the friends I get close by?

01:50:03.000 No.

01:50:05.000 That's one thing I don't worry about.

01:50:07.000 I know I'm 52. Are you worried about being alone?

01:50:10.000 No.

01:50:11.000 Not right now.

01:50:12.000 Maybe one day I would be.

01:50:13.000 But right now, what I'm worried about more than anything is just keeping my health.

01:50:17.000 You know, just make sure I exercise and eat correctly and take a lot of supplements and make sure I keep my health.

01:50:23.000 To live two more years, Beth?

01:50:25.000 Not even that.

01:50:26.000 Just maintain quality of life.

01:50:28.000 See, everybody's worried about extension.

01:50:30.000 You can get hit by a car tomorrow and be in the best shape of your life.

01:50:33.000 You can look like Ronnie Coleman when he won Mr. Olympia.

01:50:36.000 Still get hit by a car and die.

01:50:37.000 It doesn't matter.

01:50:38.000 I think happy people live the longest...

01:50:41.000 I think they live longer.

01:50:43.000 But how long is longest?

01:50:44.000 I mean, even if you're pushing 114, if you're dead at 112 or 114, you're not going to fucking care.

01:50:51.000 The end is near.

01:50:52.000 Yeah, but I mean, like, just most of the people I see that's older...

01:50:59.000 That's genuinely happy and moving and healthy looking, they're happy.

01:51:03.000 Those would be the moving ones, they'd be happy.

01:51:07.000 The ones, they'd be like that.

01:51:10.000 There's a lady that goes to this yoga class.

01:51:12.000 It's like cancer.

01:51:14.000 Yes.

01:51:16.000 Well, specifically exercise.

01:51:19.000 You can see people that are in their 70s.

01:51:21.000 They're still fit.

01:51:22.000 They're still exercising.

01:51:23.000 They're still working out.

01:51:24.000 They don't have a problem when they can't move around.

01:51:26.000 When you get too old, your body starts to fall apart.

01:51:28.000 One of the biggest problems is you can't get around.

01:51:30.000 Let me ask you this.

01:51:31.000 And this might be weird or stupid.

01:51:34.000 Turtles live like 100 years.

01:51:37.000 A lot more than that.

01:51:38.000 Well, however long.

01:51:40.000 Yeah.

01:51:40.000 They don't do that much movement.

01:51:41.000 It's true.

01:51:42.000 If we didn't do that much movement, we could live longer.

01:51:46.000 I don't think that's how it works, but I do think it has an impact, a slight impact.

01:51:54.000 I mean, because it's like we're using, it's like a car engine, you keep running it hard, it's going, no matter how much it's helping, it's going to hurt it more than it's helping.

01:52:04.000 There's a statistic about professional athletes not living to over 100 and how many professional athletes die before they reach 100 versus regular people.

01:52:14.000 Tall people don't live alone.

01:52:15.000 Too much distance between their heart and their body.

01:52:18.000 Short people live alone because I'm good.

01:52:21.000 That's why I ain't tripping.

01:52:23.000 Y'all got to worry about y'all health.

01:52:25.000 I ain't got to worry about that shit.

01:52:26.000 That's true.

01:52:27.000 Really tall people.

01:52:29.000 What is the average age...

01:52:31.000 What's the oldest a professional athlete has lived?

01:52:37.000 Borderline.

01:52:38.000 They've been around for a hundred years, right?

01:52:39.000 When was the professional last sport started?

01:52:41.000 That's a good point.

01:52:42.000 Bill Russell?

01:52:42.000 That's a good point.

01:52:43.000 Bill Russell's got to be the oldest athlete.

01:52:46.000 Tall motherfucker.

01:52:47.000 He's the oldest tall motherfucker I've ever seen live.

01:52:49.000 He looks perfect.

01:52:50.000 Him and Kareem?

01:52:51.000 He looks fine.

01:52:52.000 Him and Kareem?

01:52:52.000 How old is Kareem?

01:52:53.000 He's old, man.

01:52:54.000 He was in a Bruce Lee movie.

01:52:56.000 Remember?

01:52:57.000 Yeah, damn.

01:52:57.000 Yeah, he was.

01:52:58.000 There's three football...

01:52:59.000 What is that, Game of Death?

01:53:00.000 98, 97, 97, 96. A couple 90-plus-year-olds that were playing football.

01:53:05.000 Football players?

01:53:06.000 Whoa!

01:53:07.000 But what's the percentage of that, though?

01:53:09.000 But you know what?

01:53:10.000 When they played football in the 20s, they had those bullshit helmets.

01:53:12.000 You couldn't just clash into each other like today.

01:53:15.000 But see, when you're little, you don't have to worry about all that.

01:53:18.000 We're going to live.

01:53:20.000 We're going to live.

01:53:21.000 All we got to do is just be happy.

01:53:23.000 Yeah.

01:53:24.000 Think about all the old people short.

01:53:27.000 That's true.

01:53:28.000 There's a lot of short old people.

01:53:29.000 Not a lot of giant old dudes.

01:53:32.000 Nah, there ain't too many big old motherfuckers.

01:53:34.000 There ain't too many fat old motherfuckers.

01:53:37.000 No, that's...

01:53:37.000 B.B. King might have been one of the last ones.

01:53:40.000 He lived a long, old, fat life.

01:53:43.000 Yeah, a lot of them died real young.

01:53:44.000 Like Ralphie Mae.

01:53:46.000 Yeah, Ralphie Mae.

01:53:47.000 Rest in peace, Ralphie.

01:53:49.000 Ralphie was in his 40s, right?

01:53:50.000 Mm-hmm.

01:53:52.000 John Candy, I think he was in his 40s, too.

01:53:54.000 He was a big guy.

01:53:55.000 Man.

01:53:56.000 I don't even get into, like, when people die to age, because we all...

01:54:00.000 I mean, I know they say too soon.

01:54:03.000 I don't really know if it's too soon or too late, because at the end of the day, it's still all, like, 100 years in the mix of 100 years.

01:54:12.000 Just do what you can while you're here.

01:54:13.000 Yeah, do what you can while you're here.

01:54:16.000 Don't sweat it.

01:54:19.000 Don't try to change things.

01:54:20.000 You can't change.

01:54:21.000 Hell no.

01:54:23.000 And that's the big one.

01:54:24.000 The big one you can't change is your own fragility.

01:54:29.000 Where do you get that from?

01:54:30.000 The Game of Thrones or some shit?

01:54:32.000 The clock?

01:54:32.000 Yeah.

01:54:33.000 No, that's from Russell Bilt, the dude on Instagram who makes dope custom metal clocks.

01:54:41.000 He does everything himself.

01:54:42.000 He welds it together.

01:54:43.000 I got to start getting some dope shit.

01:54:47.000 I don't want to be accepting stuff like that because people want stuff back.

01:54:51.000 That's the problem.

01:54:52.000 People want stuff back.

01:54:54.000 If you're going to give it to me, give it to me for me.

01:54:57.000 And if I choose to post it, I might.

01:54:59.000 But don't.

01:54:59.000 I've had people send me things.

01:55:01.000 I don't want to say missed out, but a lot of money I turned down just because I don't do that type of shit like that.

01:55:09.000 I don't do it either.

01:55:10.000 But I've had people send me things and then send me a script.

01:55:13.000 Could you please put this on social media?

01:55:15.000 Like they wrote it for me.

01:55:17.000 Holy shit, is this cool?

01:55:19.000 Literally, they write it out for you.

01:55:21.000 I'm like, what are you talking about?

01:55:22.000 They make it bad, man.

01:55:23.000 They don't care.

01:55:24.000 They don't care.

01:55:25.000 They're just trying to get something from you to help their business.

01:55:28.000 Yeah, and I hate that.

01:55:30.000 Especially me, I do shit really from the heart, and I do it because I want to do it.

01:55:34.000 I don't expect nothing in return.

01:55:36.000 So when people don't have that same type of mindset, I don't want to help them.

01:55:40.000 Exactly.

01:55:41.000 You can get it how you want to get it, but I just don't feel it because you're not good for the ecosystem.

01:55:46.000 Right.

01:55:48.000 Fuck it up.

01:55:49.000 That's true.

01:55:50.000 If you're around people that have that negative mentality, it's a drain.

01:55:53.000 It's not an asset.

01:55:54.000 It's a drain.

01:55:55.000 It will fuck it up.

01:55:57.000 Yeah, man.

01:55:58.000 You got to keep genuine people around you.

01:56:00.000 I try to just keep that spirit.

01:56:02.000 Or keep it going that way.

01:56:04.000 I try to put that instill in Andrew, too.

01:56:07.000 I fuck with Andrew Schultz, man.

01:56:10.000 He's a good guy.

01:56:11.000 And he's one of the funniest motherfuckers.

01:56:13.000 It's two people that I put up that I think the funniest people.

01:56:16.000 Him and J-Ski.

01:56:18.000 Them two motherfuckers.

01:56:19.000 And I ain't just saying it because they're my friends.

01:56:21.000 They are my friends and I might be biased, but I still would put them up against anybody.

01:56:25.000 I don't know J-Ski, but I love Andrew.

01:56:27.000 He's awesome.

01:56:28.000 I just love how he markets himself, too.

01:56:31.000 He's relentless.

01:56:32.000 He didn't need Netflix.

01:56:33.000 He didn't need anything else.

01:56:34.000 He's done it all himself.

01:56:35.000 He does it like a business.

01:56:38.000 He's stand-up, stand-up.

01:56:39.000 And that's one of the artists that's kind of dying, you know what I'm saying?

01:56:43.000 But he's like a stand-up, stand-up.

01:56:45.000 And he keeps it.

01:56:46.000 I envy him how he do it, because I'm more into entertaining and doing stand-up and doing everything else.

01:56:53.000 But just straight-core stand-up, I like that shit.

01:56:56.000 And he takes it there.

01:56:57.000 Sometimes I have to reel him back, though, because he will go too far.

01:57:00.000 Yeah.

01:57:01.000 You know, he's like on that borderline of crazy and genius.

01:57:08.000 Like, you gotta say, alright, nigga.

01:57:10.000 Well, he's taking risks.

01:57:11.000 You know, if you want to make some good comedy, you gotta take some risks.

01:57:13.000 Yeah.

01:57:14.000 It's interesting for me to see people like him that have a great work ethic.

01:57:18.000 He's a brilliant guy in terms of how he's putting things out there and editing things and strategizing and doing shows in Russia.

01:57:28.000 He studies the game, man.

01:57:28.000 He studies, he sees, and he takes his thing.

01:57:32.000 That's good for young guys to see.

01:57:34.000 Once he understood, you don't need Hollywood no more.

01:57:39.000 Especially in our generation, they're stuck in the mindset of thinking, That is Hollywood, but that don't really exist in this day and age like that.

01:57:49.000 Not as much as impact on the culture like it used to.

01:57:53.000 It has an impact, but it's not the only impact.

01:57:56.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:57:57.000 All right.

01:57:57.000 Yeah, that's what I mean.

01:57:58.000 It's not the end all.

01:58:00.000 So you can create your own shit.

01:58:02.000 This internet made it an even playing field.

01:58:05.000 You can do your own thing, so you don't really have to Just use that route.

01:58:09.000 And once he understood that, he took it and ran with it.

01:58:12.000 Yeah, it's not even an even playing field.

01:58:14.000 It actually tips the other way because you need to use the internet no matter who you are.

01:58:20.000 Exactly.

01:58:20.000 You need to use the internet if you're...

01:58:22.000 And they got to come to you.

01:58:22.000 Yeah, if you're a motion picture company trying to promote a movie, you got to use the internet.

01:58:26.000 And they got to come to you now.

01:58:27.000 Now you're the network and they got to come to you for the brands and the ads and shit like that to...

01:58:34.000 So you're Hollywood now.

01:58:35.000 I'm Hollywood.

01:58:37.000 I'm Hollywood.

01:58:37.000 You're in Hollywood.

01:58:39.000 You're really the new Janet Carson around this motherfucker.

01:58:42.000 Ridiculous.

01:58:42.000 You know?

01:58:43.000 Shit, being on this shit, from the way people have been saying shit, they've been like, man, you gotta get on that show.

01:58:49.000 Honestly, I... I just respect you as a comic.

01:58:52.000 Thank you.

01:58:53.000 I don't see people as the fame part of it.

01:58:58.000 I just see it as he doing his thing, he got his lane, he winning.

01:59:02.000 I don't be seeing the big, big picture of it and the way people seeing it.

01:59:06.000 And I'm like, this motherfucker got a goddamn cult following around this motherfucker.

01:59:10.000 You gotta go get on there.

01:59:12.000 You just gotta get on the show.

01:59:13.000 And I was like...

01:59:14.000 Alright, I'mma get on the motherfucker.

01:59:16.000 And Shels was like, man, y'all damn near the same person.

01:59:19.000 Y'all gotta meet.

01:59:20.000 Y'all gotta meet.

01:59:21.000 I'm like, man, motherfucker don't know shit about me, man.

01:59:24.000 You think about me?

01:59:27.000 You don't give a fuck about me.

01:59:29.000 I do, though.

01:59:30.000 Yeah, man, so it's just dope, man.

01:59:33.000 It's dope.

01:59:34.000 It's dope to have you here, man.

01:59:35.000 It's been fun.

01:59:36.000 How long we been talking shit?

01:59:38.000 It's two hours now.

01:59:39.000 For real?

01:59:40.000 Yeah, it's like two o'clock.

01:59:41.000 Oh, okay.

01:59:43.000 That's cool, man.

01:59:44.000 Light that joint, man.

01:59:46.000 No problem.

01:59:50.000 I'm stealing some of this shit.

01:59:53.000 Steal?

01:59:53.000 Free?

01:59:54.000 You know, niggas steal free shit.

01:59:56.000 They give you whatever you need, man.

01:59:58.000 We get a drop-off from Speedweed.

02:00:00.000 Do you ever use Speedweed in L.A.? It's a weed delivery service from my friend Gino.

02:00:05.000 Outstanding.

02:00:07.000 Five stars.

02:00:08.000 Send me some shit.

02:00:09.000 Deliver me some shit.

02:00:10.000 Well, ordinarily we keep a chest.

02:00:12.000 We have a war chest.

02:00:13.000 He gives us this giant wooden box filled with weed, but we kind of drained it.

02:00:17.000 So they're filling it up so he has to come back.

02:00:20.000 Should have had him come back before you were here.

02:00:21.000 A tragic missite.

02:00:24.000 Been having a lot of those lately.

02:00:31.000 You studied like...

02:00:36.000 Buddhism and Hindu?

02:00:37.000 I've studied a little bit of it.

02:00:39.000 I've read a little bit of it.

02:00:40.000 I've never practiced it.

02:00:41.000 I try to practice it in my way of living.

02:00:44.000 I think all that shit comes from the start of Hinduism.

02:00:49.000 I think that's what it was saying.

02:00:52.000 I just like the piece of it.

02:00:54.000 I think that's where it all starts.

02:00:57.000 Just nature and you can just live free.

02:01:00.000 But everybody can't live free because some of them motherfuckers are crazy.

02:01:05.000 The Hindu stuff, the ancient Hindu stuff is fascinating because they always talked about this shit called Soma and no one knows exactly what it was.

02:01:13.000 What was it?

02:01:13.000 It seems like it was some sort of a psychedelic.

02:01:16.000 I don't think they've ever figured out what it is.

02:01:18.000 They think it might have been like mushrooms mixed with something else and they called it Soma.

02:01:22.000 They might have created some sort of a concoction.

02:01:25.000 They would do it and trip balls and figure things out.

02:01:30.000 Soma.

02:01:31.000 It's probably real similar to what's happening when people are tripping today.

02:01:36.000 When you were saying that you took four grams, it's probably real similar.

02:01:40.000 That feeling's probably real similar throughout history.

02:01:42.000 People have figured out different ways to get it.

02:01:44.000 Man, when I was on that shit, I seen the $100 bill, the hologram on that bitch was up.

02:01:51.000 Like...

02:01:51.000 You know the little hologram?

02:01:53.000 That shit comes up off the dollar.

02:01:55.000 I mean, off the $100 bill.

02:01:57.000 When you're on mushrooms, it does?

02:01:58.000 Mine did.

02:01:59.000 That motherfucker came up.

02:02:01.000 Imagine if that's how the cops find out if you're on mushrooms.

02:02:04.000 That's why I was like, whoever made the $100 bill, they was on shrooms.

02:02:08.000 Or acid.

02:02:10.000 That shit.

02:02:11.000 Or it's just an unintended side effect.

02:02:14.000 I don't know.

02:02:15.000 I can't think of nothing bad about it.

02:02:17.000 Like, I just, only bad is maybe I wouldn't do it in front of people like that yet.

02:02:22.000 Because I'd be just loose.

02:02:24.000 They did some studies on mushrooms and they found that it actually increases people's vision in low doses.

02:02:29.000 It makes your vision more accurate.

02:02:30.000 Like, if they have parallel lines, I forget what the study, who did the study, but the study was if you have these two parallel lines and one of them shifts ever so slightly offline, You would be able to detect it quicker when you're on psilocybin than when you're not.

02:02:43.000 So this is statistically proven with randomly selected people who are either on or not on.

02:02:50.000 And they ran this series of tests, and they found that the people were more effective at detecting whether or not the angle has changed.

02:02:57.000 So you can see better.

02:02:58.000 You have a better view of reality when you're on mushrooms.

02:03:02.000 I'm going to start telling my homeboys that I act like I'm smart.

02:03:06.000 You know mushrooms make you see that.

02:03:08.000 I'm telling you that.

02:03:09.000 Well, they think it might have been one of the things that led to us evolving.

02:03:12.000 Shrooms?

02:03:13.000 Yeah.

02:03:13.000 They made a C? Oh!

02:03:15.000 Yeah.

02:03:15.000 You ever watch that show?

02:03:16.000 That's a good show.

02:03:17.000 Which show?

02:03:17.000 C. No, what is that?

02:03:19.000 That's with the guy from Aquaman.

02:03:21.000 Oh, Jason Momoa?

02:03:23.000 Oh, that's right.

02:03:24.000 What is that called?

02:03:25.000 That's a new Apple show, right?

02:03:26.000 Yeah, it's called C. That's good?

02:03:27.000 It's a good show?

02:03:27.000 No, that's a real good show.

02:03:29.000 Really?

02:03:30.000 Yeah, and it's about them being blind.

02:03:32.000 Damn, that makes sense.

02:03:33.000 So it's like...

02:03:34.000 Not that it created vision, but that it improved vision.

02:03:37.000 And it was one of several things I think led to us evolving quicker.

02:03:42.000 One of them was that we started experimenting with different food sources.

02:03:46.000 We had more access to bugs and rats and all these little things that we could catch.

02:03:51.000 We started hunting things.

02:03:52.000 Then we started using tools to figure out how to hunt things.

02:03:55.000 And all during this process, we're eating weed and we're eating mushrooms.

02:03:58.000 So we're probably interacting with these psychedelic compounds that people have used for thousands and thousands of years when we were a primitive man.

02:04:05.000 And so as we're taking these things...

02:04:07.000 We're trying to figure out new ways to hunt, new ways to protect ourselves from our enemies, new ways to farm.

02:04:12.000 We start inventing things.

02:04:13.000 We start inventing language.

02:04:14.000 I think there's a direct connection between psilocybin use and the ability to create words and language.

02:04:21.000 So really we are just nature.

02:04:23.000 Yeah.

02:04:24.000 We just keep evolving and evolving.

02:04:28.000 We're nature that lives in houses.

02:04:29.000 Yeah.

02:04:31.000 That's what we are.

02:04:32.000 That's crazy.

02:04:33.000 Like now that I'm thinking like so the shrooms, so really everything came from the shroom and the shroom kind of...

02:04:41.000 Shroom used us.

02:04:42.000 Yeah, the shroom used us and growing into us to...

02:04:45.000 The shroom used us to manifest reality.

02:04:48.000 The shroom used us to create life.

02:04:50.000 It's not just the shroom.

02:04:52.000 It's the ideas, too.

02:04:53.000 I think all these ideas that you get...

02:04:56.000 We were talking about this earlier.

02:04:57.000 What is an idea?

02:04:58.000 If you have an idea like, hey, I'm going to invent this thing.

02:05:00.000 This thing's going to benefit mankind.

02:05:02.000 You just have some crazy idea that's supposed to fix things.

02:05:05.000 Maybe it sucks pollution out of the air.

02:05:06.000 And then someone takes that and runs with it and improves something else.

02:05:10.000 Then someone takes that and improves something else.

02:05:12.000 You're doing this on giant scales.

02:05:15.000 Millions and millions and millions of people are doing this, and they're contributing to this, and they're all using ideas.

02:05:19.000 They have ideas, and they turn that idea into a physical form, and then every year they expect it to get better and better and better.

02:05:24.000 Every year they innovate.

02:05:25.000 Nobody ever looks at a television and goes, 72 inches, it looks clear, let's just stop.

02:05:28.000 No more TVs.

02:05:29.000 That's plenty big.

02:05:31.000 Always gotta get bigger.

02:05:32.000 Always.

02:05:32.000 But why?

02:05:33.000 The reward is improvement.

02:05:35.000 Like, it's constantly gearing towards improvement.

02:05:37.000 It's like we need that.

02:05:39.000 It's boredom.

02:05:40.000 Boredom makes us do more.

02:05:42.000 And these are ideas, right?

02:05:44.000 Ideas that we turn into things.

02:05:47.000 And along the way, there's a bunch of shit that fuels our desire...

02:05:52.000 To get those things and make these things happen, like lust, like materialism, like maybe what materialism where people worry about it being so empty, maybe what it is is a function of getting us to invest heavily in newer, better shit so that more things accelerate faster and faster.

02:06:10.000 And that these new inventions come at a faster and faster rate, because that's what we're constantly focused on, is newer, better shit.

02:06:17.000 So they're constantly inventing and improving.

02:06:19.000 And all the while, we're just dumping money into the birth of our successor.

02:06:24.000 Yeah, the technology.

02:06:27.000 So we're just a movement.

02:06:29.000 We're evolved from the shrooms to the human, to the ideas, to the culture, to the different cultures interacting with each other, the resistance of these cultures interacting with each other.

02:06:41.000 So we're just an organism.

02:06:42.000 We're an organism.

02:06:43.000 Yeah.

02:06:44.000 A fucking awesome one, though.

02:06:47.000 I mean, no organism is having as much of a fucking good time as we.

02:06:51.000 Yeah, fuck what they talking about.

02:06:53.000 Ain't nobody getting shot.

02:06:55.000 Ain't nobody doing all that type of shit.

02:06:57.000 That shit look boring to me.

02:06:59.000 Nobody sending videos through the air.

02:07:01.000 Yeah, they ain't FaceTiming.

02:07:03.000 Ain't nobody getting porn and shit.

02:07:05.000 Yeah, nobody's flying helicopters.

02:07:07.000 Yeah, they ain't flying like that.

02:07:08.000 Getting in submarines.

02:07:09.000 People getting in submarines, man.

02:07:11.000 Yeah, I ain't never seen no goddamn...

02:07:13.000 I ain't never seen no lion 120 feet.

02:07:15.000 Yeah.

02:07:15.000 I done that.

02:07:18.000 Fuck submarines, man.

02:07:19.000 If you were high on a submarine...

02:07:21.000 I always wondered, like, that got to be the dumbest job to ever want.

02:07:26.000 Like, do you know you're like...

02:07:28.000 Have you ever been...

02:07:29.000 Have you ever schooled with that?

02:07:31.000 Like I just told you.

02:07:32.000 I snorkeled.

02:07:33.000 That's the most I've ever done.

02:07:34.000 Like I was saying, like scuba diving, by the time you get past 100 feet, it's just dark.

02:07:39.000 It's nothing down there.

02:07:41.000 That's worse than being in jail in solitary confinement.

02:07:43.000 And how long do they be down there?

02:07:45.000 There's people that be in them submarines.

02:07:47.000 Oh, for a long time.

02:07:48.000 They gotta be crazy.

02:07:49.000 And there's no way you can't tell me, like, that solitary confinement by themselves.

02:07:53.000 Yeah, but it's also fear.

02:07:54.000 That's just like on that movie I was seeing on, I mean, that show, For All Mankind.

02:07:58.000 They was up there going crazy.

02:08:00.000 Yeah.

02:08:01.000 They was going crazy because they had to wait for something to be fixed for them to sit up there.

02:08:05.000 So every two weeks they had to wait and they was watching the same show over and over.

02:08:10.000 Over and over.

02:08:11.000 They had to practice that shit.

02:08:13.000 And they went crazy.

02:08:14.000 I couldn't imagine.

02:08:16.000 Average 30 days up to 100. Underwater?

02:08:19.000 Yeah.

02:08:20.000 Oh my god.

02:08:21.000 30 days, bro.

02:08:22.000 30 days underwater.

02:08:24.000 How bad is that toilet smell, by the way?

02:08:26.000 We should talk to some seaman.

02:08:28.000 How much do they get paid to do that?

02:08:30.000 How much do they get paid to do that?

02:08:31.000 Not enough.

02:08:32.000 There's no way they would get paid enough.

02:08:33.000 30 days underwater?

02:08:35.000 It could be all the money in the world.

02:08:36.000 If they were getting paid correctly, there'd be no money left for anybody else.

02:08:40.000 30 days underwater in a submarine.

02:08:42.000 What?

02:08:43.000 That's the craziest reality show ever.

02:08:45.000 Shit!

02:08:45.000 I just put that out in the universe.

02:08:47.000 Someone's gonna do it.

02:08:49.000 They're going to be, it's called Project Nemo.

02:08:53.000 Big Brother Project Nemo.

02:08:55.000 You just film people underwater for 30 days.

02:08:59.000 I'll be like, hell nah, I know when Joe said that shit.

02:09:04.000 That could be a great reality show.

02:09:06.000 Look, whoever is listening that's thinking about doing it, just go ahead and do it.

02:09:11.000 Make it.

02:09:12.000 You can have that one.

02:09:12.000 Do it.

02:09:13.000 Have that one.

02:09:13.000 Do it for the culture.

02:09:14.000 That's for you.

02:09:16.000 Do it for the coach.

02:09:17.000 That would be a popular show.

02:09:20.000 A fucking submarine filled with people for 30 days.

02:09:28.000 I don't even want to get on a cruise ship, man.

02:09:30.000 Do you fuck with cruise ships?

02:09:32.000 No, I've never been on a cruise ship.

02:09:33.000 Never want to.

02:09:35.000 I'm not that guy.

02:09:36.000 I don't like being in the place.

02:09:37.000 I like being in my own place like the island that I'm on.

02:09:40.000 There's not nobody there.

02:09:44.000 I don't want to be in the middle of the ocean.

02:09:46.000 Yeah.

02:09:46.000 And I can't go where I want to go.

02:09:49.000 Right.

02:09:50.000 You're not going to do me like that.

02:09:51.000 Yeah, it's also like...

02:09:53.000 And I know how powerful that ocean is, so I'm not playing with that.

02:09:55.000 Fuck yeah.

02:09:57.000 Most powerful thing on earth.

02:09:59.000 It's also like the thing that's beautiful about you and your plane is you can go wherever the fuck you want.

02:10:04.000 You get up and fly and you're free.

02:10:06.000 You get to experience it.

02:10:08.000 Same thing sort of in a boat.

02:10:10.000 No.

02:10:11.000 Why not?

02:10:11.000 I don't know.

02:10:12.000 I'm thinking about it right now.

02:10:13.000 But the same thing in a boat.

02:10:15.000 Like when you're in a boat, right?

02:10:16.000 You're out there on the ocean.

02:10:17.000 You can go left.

02:10:18.000 You can go right.

02:10:18.000 You can go wherever the fuck you want.

02:10:21.000 That's something beautiful about a boat.

02:10:22.000 Is that you're gliding across the top of this water and you're kind of in control of your destiny.

02:10:27.000 You can kind of decide where you want to go.

02:10:29.000 You can be casual.

02:10:30.000 You can enjoy the, let's just drive along the coastline.

02:10:33.000 But if you're in a fucking cruise liner, you ain't doing none of that.

02:10:36.000 You ain't doing none of that.

02:10:37.000 You gotta go where they want you to go.

02:10:38.000 And you're And you're on there with a bunch of other people.

02:10:40.000 And everyone's drunk.

02:10:42.000 If I don't want to be bothered with somebody, I don't want to just sit in my room cooped up.

02:10:47.000 And every now and then people throw people overboard.

02:10:49.000 I don't like tourist spots like that.

02:10:51.000 It's surprising how rarely it happens if people throw people overboard.

02:10:55.000 Probably lately.

02:10:57.000 Husband and wife.

02:10:58.000 Back in the day they probably used to, but they probably got it to where you can't throw people off.

02:11:04.000 No, you can still throw people off.

02:11:06.000 Because like in Vegas, they can't jump off no fucking building no more.

02:11:10.000 Really?

02:11:11.000 They ain't got balconies on them casinos, not in the regular hotel rooms.

02:11:17.000 Because too many people were jumping.

02:11:18.000 Too many people was jumping.

02:11:21.000 That's a crazy way to go.

02:11:24.000 Nearly 300 people since 2000 have gone overboard on cruise ships and ferries.

02:11:28.000 Holy shit.

02:11:29.000 They included that too.

02:11:30.000 Holy shit.

02:11:31.000 How many people have been recovered?

02:11:33.000 This was according to a professor in Canada, so I don't know if that's just Canada.

02:11:38.000 Do they ever recover them?

02:11:41.000 Have you ever heard of one getting recovered?

02:11:43.000 Don't they just keep going usually?

02:11:44.000 Because they can't stop.

02:11:45.000 Oh my god, they can't stop.

02:11:46.000 Is that true?

02:11:50.000 Bro.

02:11:50.000 I've just heard that you got to be careful because they're not going to stop for you.

02:11:53.000 I've never been on one, so I don't know.

02:11:54.000 I've just heard that.

02:11:55.000 That's one I don't care about because I'm never doing it.

02:11:58.000 Oh my god, fuck that.

02:11:59.000 Are you crazy?

02:12:01.000 They don't stop for you if you fall overboard?

02:12:04.000 I feel like if you want to do that, do you.

02:12:06.000 Yeah, Jamie, we might be getting sued now by the cruise lines.

02:12:10.000 Someone might stop for you.

02:12:11.000 There is absolutely no merit in anything young Jamie has said.

02:12:14.000 I disavow.

02:12:15.000 If you could see the amount of smoke in this room.

02:12:18.000 I disavow.

02:12:19.000 I don't even know what he said that's wrong.

02:12:21.000 I'm sorry.

02:12:22.000 He said if someone fell overboard, they wouldn't even stop.

02:12:25.000 Oh.

02:12:25.000 Well, we lost him.

02:12:27.000 I was like, do they go get you?

02:12:28.000 How many times do they get you after you fall overboard?

02:12:30.000 Don't they stop?

02:12:32.000 If they don't stop, that is fucked up.

02:12:34.000 If you go overboard and they don't have some sort of a solution to try to go get you, that seems crazy.

02:12:40.000 But if you did it on your own will, you crazy.

02:12:44.000 That's true.

02:12:45.000 You gotta survive the fall first.

02:12:46.000 Oh, really?

02:12:47.000 Because the ships are very high, what I'm reading right here.

02:12:49.000 They do have a process to go get people if they fall.

02:12:52.000 I think they have smaller ships they can send out and go back and get you.

02:12:55.000 Dude, you gotta survive the fall.

02:12:57.000 I didn't even think of that.

02:12:57.000 That's a long jump to the bottom, right?

02:12:59.000 What if you hit it face first like an asshole?

02:13:03.000 That's a fucked up way to go, man.

02:13:04.000 Falling off a cruise ship in the middle of the night.

02:13:06.000 Ah!

02:13:08.000 Shit.

02:13:08.000 Splash.

02:13:09.000 I've been in plenty of countries where if you just want to drive off, you can.

02:13:12.000 Right.

02:13:13.000 So, I mean, if you don't value your life, shit, you can't put everybody else in upset.

02:13:20.000 I'm not going to be more upset about it than you are.

02:13:24.000 If that's what happened, if people just jump off, I understand what you're saying.

02:13:28.000 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

02:13:29.000 But sometimes people get thrown off.

02:13:31.000 Oh, well, that's, yeah.

02:13:33.000 It's always like a husband's like, I don't know where she went.

02:13:36.000 I came out here.

02:13:38.000 I came out here.

02:13:39.000 You know, she wasn't here anymore.

02:13:40.000 I don't know what the fuck happened.

02:13:45.000 They see him the day before.

02:13:46.000 I don't know what happened.

02:13:47.000 They see him walking around the day before looking up for every security camera.

02:13:52.000 They got him on footage marking security cameras, trying to figure out where's the best place to throw overboard.

02:14:00.000 The love boat.

02:14:03.000 Soon we'll be making another run.

02:14:06.000 I was watching that not too long ago.

02:14:09.000 This says they turn around.

02:14:10.000 They turn around.

02:14:11.000 Who says?

02:14:12.000 They do.

02:14:13.000 If it falls off of that, man, it's so hard to put back in place.

02:14:17.000 Oh, shit.

02:14:18.000 My bad, man.

02:14:19.000 That's amazing that you didn't knock it off.

02:14:20.000 I thought it was like one of them that you touch it and the light touch.

02:14:23.000 No, there's some magnet that is making it float in the air, but when I tell you it has to be perfect, I mean, it is so hard to do.

02:14:32.000 Jimmy, how long did it take you to do that?

02:14:34.000 I didn't even get to do it.

02:14:35.000 Someone else had to do it.

02:14:36.000 Did Taylor do it?

02:14:36.000 I've done it once.

02:14:38.000 Jeff did it.

02:14:38.000 Oh, shit.

02:14:39.000 I'm glad I didn't fucking know it.

02:14:40.000 No, no worries.

02:14:40.000 It takes like...

02:14:42.000 10 minutes sometimes.

02:14:44.000 15 minutes.

02:14:46.000 Yeah, you could get lucky and do it right away, or you might be...

02:14:48.000 I just was doing like this.

02:14:50.000 Oh, shit.

02:14:51.000 Who gave us that again?

02:14:52.000 And I was about to do this next.

02:14:53.000 I didn't even know it wasn't connected.

02:14:59.000 Think on that.

02:14:59.000 I know who it was.

02:15:00.000 Hold on.

02:15:00.000 You do?

02:15:01.000 No.

02:15:03.000 But yeah, we came real close.

02:15:04.000 I thought that was going down.

02:15:07.000 That one next to it, that's a real...

02:15:09.000 Fuck the whole vibe up, man.

02:15:10.000 No, no, it would have been fine.

02:15:12.000 That's too fragile.

02:15:14.000 I mean, it's awesome.

02:15:15.000 But I mean, if that's what happened, it's not your fault.

02:15:18.000 That fucking helmet is the shit, though.

02:15:19.000 Look at that.

02:15:20.000 I saw that, too.

02:15:21.000 Is that from Platoon?

02:15:22.000 Is that from the movie Platoon?

02:15:24.000 No, no, it's a real helmet.

02:15:25.000 See, you Hollywood, so I thought you were Hollywood.

02:15:28.000 No, that's a guy named Shane Against the Machine.

02:15:31.000 He's also an artist on Instagram.

02:15:33.000 I bought a couple of things from him, but this one is a real helmet from World War II and a real bayonet that they converted into a lamp.

02:15:41.000 That's hard.

02:15:42.000 Oh, dude, it's weird.

02:15:43.000 Every time I look at it, I think about, like, somehow or another, this helmet from war from the 1940s is now a lamp in my studio.

02:15:51.000 How do you think the next war gonna be?

02:15:54.000 I'm terrified.

02:15:55.000 I'm terrified.

02:15:56.000 I think it's going to be kind of socially.

02:15:59.000 I mean, not socially.

02:16:00.000 I think it's going to be more...

02:16:01.000 Electronically?

02:16:02.000 Yeah, electronically.

02:16:03.000 It could be.

02:16:04.000 It also could be diseases.

02:16:05.000 It could be engineered diseases that wipe out half the fucking population.

02:16:10.000 Yeah, like that.

02:16:10.000 So many different things can happen.

02:16:11.000 Russia was working on a lot of that shit during the Cold War.

02:16:15.000 I wonder how that shit going to be.

02:16:17.000 That shit terrifies me.

02:16:19.000 Diseases and artificially created diseases, that shit's terrifying.

02:16:22.000 Or even artificially cultivated.

02:16:23.000 And the crazy thing, anybody can be that.

02:16:26.000 Anybody can make that happen.

02:16:27.000 Well, some people can.

02:16:28.000 They definitely did for a while during the Cold War.

02:16:31.000 It's just, we're lucky that...

02:16:32.000 I'm talking about anybody can make a disease, damn near now, if you, with technology and just learning off the internet, you can teach yourself how to do something.

02:16:42.000 You can, but we went to the Center for Disease Control once for this TV show that I was working at.

02:16:46.000 We talked to these guys that are working every day in these spacesuits with incredibly toxic viruses.

02:16:52.000 They have it in Galveston, Texas.

02:16:54.000 So we went back and we saw these labs and everything like that.

02:16:56.000 And we were asking them about engineered diseases.

02:16:59.000 And they go, listen, fuck engineered diseases.

02:17:01.000 You gotta worry about real ones.

02:17:03.000 Just regular diseases.

02:17:04.000 Every now and then a pandemic comes across.

02:17:06.000 A flu you can't fix.

02:17:08.000 There's some new Ebola.

02:17:11.000 There's some new things.

02:17:12.000 There's new flus out this bitch?

02:17:13.000 Yeah, it's always new strains.

02:17:15.000 That's why the flu shot doesn't always work correctly on everybody.

02:17:17.000 I've never had a flu shot.

02:17:19.000 Good for you.

02:17:20.000 I've never had a flu shot.

02:17:21.000 Yeah.

02:17:21.000 I have all the other shots, but I don't get a shot every year.

02:17:26.000 I just don't know if that's the best way to do it.

02:17:28.000 I think the body is made so perfect As long as you don't abuse it, abuse it.

02:17:34.000 It's going to heal itself.

02:17:36.000 Sort of.

02:17:37.000 But you need penicillin.

02:17:39.000 You need drugs.

02:17:40.000 You need a lot of shit.

02:17:41.000 You need antibiotics.

02:17:42.000 You need that shit.

02:17:43.000 You want to stay alive.

02:17:44.000 You get an infection.

02:17:45.000 We can have both things.

02:17:46.000 We can have science and we can have reason.

02:17:48.000 Right.

02:17:48.000 You can have acceptance of nature.

02:17:50.000 Don't get twisted.

02:17:51.000 When I get sick, I do use certain shit, but I don't like to rely on it.

02:17:56.000 I don't know how to swallow pills.

02:17:57.000 Good for you.

02:17:58.000 I don't know how to swallow pills.

02:17:59.000 I have never swallowed a pill before in my life.

02:18:01.000 Do you ever take vitamins?

02:18:02.000 I use BC powders.

02:18:04.000 Oh, okay.

02:18:05.000 Like when I get a headache, I have to take a BC powder.

02:18:07.000 But as far as that, that's as much as I do.

02:18:10.000 Like if I have a headache...

02:18:12.000 Yeah, they make vitamins you can mix in your drinks.

02:18:14.000 I do vitamins.

02:18:15.000 I take a vitamin like them two-a-days or some shit like that.

02:18:18.000 How do you take it?

02:18:20.000 Do you smash it up or something?

02:18:21.000 Oh, gummy bears.

02:18:22.000 Oh, that's a good move.

02:18:24.000 Gummy bears make kids take CBD. Gummy bears are great.

02:18:27.000 Yeah, gummy bears.

02:18:28.000 Those gummy bear CBDs are great.

02:18:30.000 Are they?

02:18:31.000 Yeah, very relaxing.

02:18:32.000 No, I don't, man.

02:18:33.000 We'll get some.

02:18:36.000 I want to sell some CBD stuff, make my own brand of CBD gummy bears.

02:18:42.000 Because I used to give my man that had cancer that died, the one I was telling you about.

02:18:45.000 He used to love them, them CBD things.

02:18:48.000 I think that would be dope.

02:18:50.000 Well, people that have arthritis, it's a life changer.

02:18:53.000 Really?

02:18:54.000 Yeah, a lot of my friend Dave had these really locked up fingers.

02:18:57.000 His fingers were fucked up.

02:18:58.000 He just couldn't bend them, couldn't straighten them out.

02:19:00.000 He started doing CBD and his hands just slowly but surely relaxed and now they were perfect.

02:19:05.000 I mean, that was something that was fucking with them for a while.

02:19:07.000 I don't know if it's because over time I haven't dated it, but like when I drive my old school car, the steering wheel is hard to hold.

02:19:16.000 My hands lock up.

02:19:18.000 And I wonder is that because over time by using the regular, by the steering wheel getting bigger, has my hand evolved to where it can't even do that no more?

02:19:29.000 You can't grab a hold of a skinny wheel?

02:19:31.000 Yeah.

02:19:31.000 What is your old school kind of steering wheel you got on it?

02:19:33.000 It's the little skinny old school.

02:19:36.000 Old school shit.

02:19:37.000 What kind of car is it again?

02:19:39.000 Chevy Caprice.

02:19:41.000 And you said it was 70s?

02:19:44.000 72. 72. You got it all built out?

02:19:51.000 Yeah, with rims, you know, Florida style.

02:19:53.000 Florida style.

02:19:54.000 Florida style is giant wheels, right?

02:19:56.000 Isn't that what Florida style is?

02:19:57.000 Yeah, we like big wheels, old school Chevys.

02:20:00.000 What is that?

02:20:00.000 There's a name for that.

02:20:01.000 Which one?

02:20:02.000 When I posted it on Instagram, we landed in Miami once.

02:20:04.000 A dunk?

02:20:04.000 What's it called?

02:20:05.000 Yes.

02:20:05.000 A dunk.

02:20:07.000 A dunk?

02:20:07.000 Yeah, I got a dunk.

02:20:08.000 That's one for the show you right now.

02:20:09.000 Yeah, they have dunks.

02:20:11.000 Yeah.

02:20:12.000 So, I was in Miami, and this guy had, it was a really nice car, too, with these ridiculous, huge wagon wheels.

02:20:19.000 Here it go right here.

02:20:21.000 Mine got 20, I think these 24s, it might be 26s.

02:20:25.000 Oh my Jesus.

02:20:27.000 Look at the size of those wheels.

02:20:28.000 That's outrageous.

02:20:29.000 Yeah.

02:20:30.000 That's a good looking car though.

02:20:32.000 Beautiful.

02:20:33.000 Appreciate it.

02:20:34.000 I love old cars, man.

02:20:35.000 Shit, Killer Mike got old.

02:20:36.000 Oh shit, look at that one like that.

02:20:38.000 Look at that one, that purple one.

02:20:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:20:40.000 Alright, that's beautiful.

02:20:41.000 The wheels are just ridiculous.

02:20:43.000 I gotta vert like that.

02:20:45.000 It's just a part of the culture thing.

02:20:47.000 That is ridiculous, man.

02:20:48.000 Go back to that purple one, though.

02:20:50.000 That purple one is beautiful.

02:20:51.000 Just fuck, get rid of those wheels.

02:20:53.000 And that thing's perfect.

02:20:55.000 Hold on, go back, go back.

02:20:56.000 God, that thing's perfect.

02:20:57.000 Go back a little bit.

02:20:59.000 I'm gonna tell you, like, my type of style.

02:21:02.000 Dude, that car right there.

02:21:03.000 Like that blue one.

02:21:03.000 Go up to that blue one.

02:21:07.000 Like, that's sitting right.

02:21:09.000 That's sitting right with those wheels?

02:21:10.000 You know what I'm talking about?

02:21:11.000 It's sitting right.

02:21:11.000 Oh, leaning back a little bit.

02:21:13.000 Like, it's sitting right.

02:21:14.000 I like that.

02:21:14.000 That's how my...

02:21:16.000 I gotta divert in the...

02:21:19.000 It sits like that.

02:21:21.000 See, I grew up driving muscle cars.

02:21:24.000 Where are you originally from?

02:21:26.000 Well, I was born in New Jersey, but I grew up in Boston.

02:21:29.000 But I lived everywhere, man.

02:21:30.000 I lived out here for a little while when I was a kid in San Francisco.

02:21:33.000 I lived in Florida for a little while, in Gainesville.

02:21:37.000 You went to Florida?

02:21:39.000 Yeah, we were in Florida.

02:21:40.000 We were in Gainesville for like three years.

02:21:41.000 And then I lived in...

02:21:43.000 Jamaica Plain, and then I lived in Newton, which is a suburb of Boston.

02:21:47.000 Then I moved to New York, and then out to here.

02:21:48.000 You started doing stand-up where?

02:21:50.000 Boston.

02:21:50.000 Okay.

02:21:51.000 What about you?

02:21:52.000 I started in Atlanta.

02:21:53.000 Oh.

02:21:54.000 Atlanta's got a scene.

02:21:55.000 I've started- The Laughing Skull is a fucking great little club.

02:21:58.000 I've never done it.

02:21:59.000 Oh, you got to go there, man.

02:22:01.000 You got to go there.

02:22:01.000 It's a perfect club.

02:22:03.000 It's like, I don't know how many it seats.

02:22:05.000 I don't even think it seats 100. I mean, I've heard of it, but I've never been over there.

02:22:09.000 And it's above this killer burger place.

02:22:11.000 They have a killer burger place downstairs.

02:22:13.000 But it's just a cool vibe.

02:22:15.000 It's a cool vibe.

02:22:16.000 74 seats.

02:22:17.000 74 seats.

02:22:19.000 74 seats, man.

02:22:21.000 I try to do that when I'm in Atlanta.

02:22:23.000 I've done it a few times.

02:22:24.000 I'm going to go up there.

02:22:25.000 But it's one of those ones that's like...

02:22:27.000 It's just a perfect little spot.

02:22:29.000 I started at Uptown Comedy Corner in Atlanta in 99. I've been doing 20 years now.

02:22:36.000 Wow.

02:22:37.000 Yeah.

02:22:38.000 Shit, why?

02:22:38.000 I quit.

02:22:39.000 How long have you been doing?

02:22:39.000 30. 30?

02:22:41.000 Yeah.

02:22:41.000 What is it now?

02:22:42.000 88. I started...

02:22:44.000 So, 31. 31 years.

02:22:45.000 I started in 88. I started in 99. 31 years.

02:22:49.000 That's so crazy.

02:22:50.000 That's how I feel.

02:22:51.000 Like, it feels long, but it don't feel long.

02:22:53.000 It's like, damn, I'm here.

02:22:54.000 Yeah.

02:22:56.000 It does and it doesn't.

02:22:58.000 It does in that it has been a long time, like a lot of times around the sun.

02:23:02.000 But it doesn't in that it's still exciting.

02:23:05.000 It's still fun as shit, man.

02:23:06.000 When I'm about to go up at the store, we're all hanging out and look at my phone, check out my new shit before I go up there.

02:23:13.000 I get more kick out of the crowd doing that than I do the stand-up part of it.

02:23:19.000 I mean, the socializing stand-up part with people.

02:23:23.000 Unless I really fuck with them as a person.

02:23:26.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:23:28.000 I like the stage more so.

02:23:31.000 Yeah.

02:23:32.000 I know what you're saying.

02:23:33.000 Than the comedy, just chilling.

02:23:37.000 I ain't like that part of that shit.

02:23:39.000 You don't like chilling?

02:23:40.000 I do.

02:23:41.000 But I ain't like the part, just the energy around that part of it.

02:23:46.000 Oh, okay.

02:23:46.000 I see what you're saying.

02:23:47.000 I ain't like that part of it.

02:23:48.000 Well, different places have different vibes.

02:23:51.000 We're real lucky in LA. Everyone's real friendly, real supportive.

02:23:55.000 It's very family out here.

02:23:57.000 Everybody's all huggy.

02:23:59.000 Everybody's real supportive.

02:24:02.000 It's never been a time in my career where I remember less bitchiness, less squabbling.

02:24:09.000 When you're dealing at the bottom, it's a lot more scrambling.

02:24:11.000 It's a lot more dog-eat-dog world, so people cut, do this, do that a little more.

02:24:17.000 I remember that.

02:24:17.000 It's a little different.

02:24:18.000 Oh, yeah.

02:24:19.000 No, I remember.

02:24:21.000 Come on, you make it, I make it.

02:24:23.000 That's how I used to think.

02:24:24.000 And then I realized, these motherfuckers ain't shit.

02:24:31.000 That is a problem.

02:24:32.000 You can get one of those these motherfuckers ain't shit guys deeply in your machine.

02:24:36.000 There's plenty of them out there.

02:24:38.000 Oh, yeah.

02:24:39.000 There's no way you're going to get around that.

02:24:41.000 That's a test of life.

02:24:43.000 Life is throwing you another extra puzzle.

02:24:47.000 Yeah, but you can get to a point where you can make your own ecosystem.

02:24:50.000 That's true.

02:24:51.000 In your own circle.

02:24:52.000 It's like, alright, you come in here if I won't lie with you.

02:24:54.000 You come in this if I see if you're genuine enough, you know?

02:25:00.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:25:01.000 And then if you can't, you do your thing over there.

02:25:05.000 The problem with those ecosystems is if you get somebody who's not doing their best and is annoying and doesn't want to change.

02:25:13.000 Sometimes people do get those.

02:25:15.000 You get haters.

02:25:16.000 You get people who try to sabotage your fun.

02:25:20.000 It's real unfortunate when you run into people like that, but they do exist.

02:25:23.000 They do, but I'm a good judgmental character.

02:25:27.000 I kind of read off vibes.

02:25:29.000 I don't go by how you treat me.

02:25:31.000 I go by how you treat other people.

02:25:38.000 Do you get a lot of people asking you to do shit?

02:25:42.000 All the time.

02:25:43.000 And I have no problem saying no.

02:25:46.000 I'm not that nigga.

02:25:48.000 Shit.

02:25:53.000 It gets a little crazy though, right?

02:25:55.000 Because I do stuff genuine out my heart too, for real.

02:25:59.000 So when people want me to do stuff, I do what I want to do.

02:26:03.000 I don't do what you want me to do.

02:26:04.000 And I know I do enough to where you can't make me feel bad for not doing that.

02:26:09.000 I don't trip.

02:26:11.000 I know what I do.

02:26:12.000 I wouldn't be where I'm at now if I wasn't doing right.

02:26:18.000 You get dudes who want to open up businesses with you and shit?

02:26:21.000 Oh, all the time.

02:26:21.000 Everybody knows what I'm doing.

02:26:23.000 Hey man, I got this little idea, right?

02:26:27.000 Whenever a person, like, especially when they want to do shows and shit, I'm trying to put something together.

02:26:33.000 When you hear that, you're like, you ain't gonna do it with me.

02:26:35.000 Put nothing together.

02:26:36.000 When you hear that word, I'm trying to put something together.

02:26:38.000 I'm producing this little thing.

02:26:40.000 Yeah, I'm producing this little thing.

02:26:41.000 I got these.

02:26:41.000 I'd really love to see if I could attach you to it.

02:26:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:26:44.000 Oh.

02:26:45.000 Yeah, like, no.

02:26:47.000 Yeah, no.

02:26:48.000 I'm not that gal.

02:26:49.000 Oh, no.

02:26:50.000 I hate that.

02:26:51.000 But that's always part of the whole hustles.

02:26:53.000 There's always going to be those guys that try to glom on and...

02:26:56.000 And try to sell something, attaching you to it.

02:26:59.000 And I get it.

02:27:00.000 That's what they do.

02:27:01.000 Yeah, that's their hustle.

02:27:03.000 I don't mind you even trying me, but don't be mad at me for saying no.

02:27:07.000 I do get mad though.

02:27:08.000 In their eyes, it's the best project of all time.

02:27:11.000 And it's going to be amazing.

02:27:13.000 Trust me, it's going to be for your own benefit if you come along on this.

02:27:17.000 That's what I say.

02:27:18.000 If you mad at me for that, stop fucking with me.

02:27:21.000 Yeah.

02:27:21.000 You know what I am?

02:27:23.000 Stop fucking with me, shit.

02:27:24.000 I don't give a fuck.

02:27:26.000 Shit, you made this easy for me.

02:27:29.000 Like, what the fuck?

02:27:30.000 I'm gonna be alright.

02:27:33.000 Yeah, it's just important to find people that aren't like that.

02:27:37.000 People that are supportive, supporting each other.

02:27:39.000 Seeing your friends support your other friends.

02:27:41.000 This tastes good too.

02:27:43.000 It's good weed, right?

02:27:44.000 Yeah.

02:27:44.000 That's a sativa.

02:27:45.000 That stuff's going to make you think about space.

02:27:48.000 Shit, we already talked about that shit.

02:27:50.000 I was there.

02:27:51.000 I had to bring myself back because I didn't want to go too far left on the show.

02:27:55.000 Too far left?

02:27:56.000 Too far out.

02:27:57.000 Oh, too far out there.

02:27:58.000 Like this nigga Duval tripping there, you know?

02:28:02.000 Plus, I can't articulate it enough.

02:28:04.000 I'm still learning it.

02:28:05.000 In the Bahamas, they probably have very little light pollution, huh?

02:28:08.000 No.

02:28:08.000 That's why I say it looks like you out of space.

02:28:11.000 He came to my house.

02:28:13.000 Ask him.

02:28:13.000 That shit looks like out of space.

02:28:15.000 It feels like you're in a snow globe.

02:28:17.000 Wow.

02:28:18.000 You see every star.

02:28:20.000 When you're out there, you realize this is why people thought about out there more.

02:28:25.000 Because before technology at night, that shit probably was...

02:28:28.000 You ain't had no choice but to look up there.

02:28:30.000 Yeah.

02:28:31.000 That's what people need to see, right?

02:28:32.000 Yes.

02:28:33.000 When you look up there, you be like, man, they up there.

02:28:35.000 Like, something going on.

02:28:37.000 You see shit going on.

02:28:39.000 I think they already up there chilling.

02:28:41.000 It's a club up there.

02:28:43.000 A club of who?

02:28:44.000 Just people?

02:28:45.000 Illuminati?

02:28:46.000 Nah.

02:28:47.000 No?

02:28:48.000 Kennedy's?

02:28:49.000 Motherfuckers just chilling.

02:28:50.000 Like on District 9 and shit.

02:28:52.000 You seen that movie?

02:28:53.000 I think that was the movie where they had another little space up there and they was up there chilling.

02:28:57.000 That was that movie where those aliens came down.

02:29:00.000 They're supposed to be having tourism up there now.

02:29:01.000 They're trying to do that too.

02:29:03.000 Tourism and space?

02:29:04.000 Yeah.

02:29:05.000 Yeah, that's going to happen.

02:29:05.000 Yeah, a hotel they're going to open up soon.

02:29:07.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:29:09.000 How the fuck would you be able to sleep when you're hovering over the earth?

02:29:12.000 I wonder how many likes they ever get.

02:29:13.000 A lot.

02:29:18.000 That would be like the ultimate Instagram influencer big booty girl.

02:29:23.000 That would be her ultimate pick.

02:29:25.000 Sticking her ass out and behind her you see the earth.

02:29:29.000 Life is all about being happy.

02:29:32.000 I don't buy this.

02:29:34.000 This is NASA 2020. You can go to the ISS. She's going to be selling tummy tea.

02:29:39.000 You reap what you sow and tummy tea.

02:29:42.000 I've been drinking this juice and look at my stomach.

02:29:45.000 It is amazing for your hair.

02:29:47.000 I mean, amazing.

02:29:49.000 What did you say?

02:29:50.000 The International Space Station, this article here on NBC said that there's plans to have people going there, not to stay there, but to go there next year, and then a hotel for four people by 2022. Whoa.

02:30:05.000 Who's going to be the first to fuck on that hotel?

02:30:09.000 I'm going to try.

02:30:10.000 I'm going to try.

02:30:10.000 I'm going to be the first one.

02:30:11.000 Imagine if they had rules.

02:30:12.000 That would be the first point I'd do.

02:30:15.000 Because I'm going viral that night.

02:30:17.000 I'm going Instagram live and fucking.

02:30:20.000 Oh my God.

02:30:21.000 And the nut just skeet and just go out.

02:30:23.000 Fly through the sky.

02:30:26.000 He can blow on it.

02:30:27.000 He can make nut rings.

02:30:32.000 Nah, I don't know if I'm going to make nut rings.

02:30:34.000 I think that might be good.

02:30:35.000 There you go, you playing with your nut rings.

02:30:39.000 Tied it up in a bow.

02:30:41.000 Oh my god.

02:30:43.000 Holy shit.

02:30:44.000 You should be the first to skeet into the air.

02:30:47.000 Skeet in the air!

02:30:48.000 Just skeet, skeet.

02:30:49.000 Just that skeet, skeet.

02:30:51.000 Now, I know.

02:30:52.000 You're just watching Truth Talk.

02:30:54.000 Now, I know them astronauts done that before.

02:30:56.000 There's no way they was that bored up there and didn't start jacking off and just let that shit skeet off.

02:31:01.000 Well, I don't think they ever get a moment where they're not under camera.

02:31:04.000 That's what I would be saying.

02:31:06.000 Man, who gives a fuck?

02:31:07.000 If you've been up there for months, you think you're going to give a...

02:31:11.000 What are they going to do to you?

02:31:13.000 You're like, you know what?

02:31:14.000 You got to come back down here.

02:31:16.000 All right.

02:31:17.000 The fuck?

02:31:18.000 Hey, shit.

02:31:19.000 I guarantee you they done jacked off and let that shit...

02:31:24.000 There's footage somewhere.

02:31:26.000 I promise you, we gotta find a cool astronaut to tell us the truth.

02:31:30.000 You're probably right.

02:31:34.000 Flying through the air like a cloud.

02:31:41.000 Are we still on the air?

02:31:43.000 Yeah.

02:31:45.000 Oh, my God.

02:31:47.000 Oh, shit.

02:31:48.000 That is funny as fuck.

02:31:50.000 That's a good joke, too.

02:31:51.000 Have people ever had sex?

02:31:53.000 Has anybody had sex in space?

02:31:54.000 Come on, man.

02:31:55.000 But I want to know if it's been documented.

02:31:57.000 They ain't going to say it, but I... Come on.

02:31:59.000 People write books.

02:32:00.000 Wouldn't you?

02:32:01.000 Yeah.

02:32:01.000 You'd be up there.

02:32:02.000 You'd be like, what you trying to do?

02:32:03.000 You want to be the first motherfuckers out of space?

02:32:06.000 Man, I definitely would.

02:32:08.000 Shit.

02:32:09.000 You kind of have to.

02:32:11.000 No officially?

02:32:11.000 Not officially yet.

02:32:13.000 Nothing officially?

02:32:14.000 Correct.

02:32:15.000 But maybe someone has?

02:32:16.000 I mean...

02:32:16.000 Maybe they're Russians.

02:32:17.000 They're probably the first.

02:32:18.000 We're not the only ones that go to space now.

02:32:19.000 Russians probably drinking vodka and bone, and they probably have orgies up there.

02:32:22.000 Man, I'm telling you, man.

02:32:23.000 Disco music.

02:32:24.000 They're in the EDM. Man, they've been fucking on the moon and everything.

02:32:30.000 I'm telling you, it's not all on the moon.

02:32:33.000 Can you imagine you put one of those black lights?

02:32:35.000 Black lights on it.

02:32:40.000 Oh my god.

02:32:41.000 What the fuck happened before we got here?

02:32:45.000 Oh shit.

02:32:47.000 Do you think we've ever been visited by aliens?

02:32:50.000 Yeah.

02:32:51.000 I think aliens walk amongst us now.

02:32:52.000 They come in here, come in there, see how stupid we are and go back and tell their stories and shit.

02:32:58.000 You think so?

02:33:00.000 I mean, I can only see why.

02:33:01.000 I mean, if you thought...

02:33:03.000 There's no way we're the only people in this whole universe.

02:33:08.000 There's no way this only happened one time in this one part.

02:33:12.000 So it's got to be somewhere else, and I'm pretty sure they're way ahead as far as technology and...

02:33:18.000 What's the other word?

02:33:21.000 Progress, innovation.

02:33:22.000 Yeah, all that.

02:33:23.000 Way far.

02:33:25.000 So they got to know.

02:33:27.000 They gotta be, they gotta look at this as stupid.

02:33:29.000 It only makes sense.

02:33:30.000 Yeah.

02:33:30.000 If we could stay alive for a few thousand years, longer than we are now, I mean, imagine how much technology we would have by then.

02:33:36.000 And who knows what they've done, you know, whether, I mean, they might, they might have...

02:33:40.000 They might have created a technology based entirely on their atmosphere and their planet.

02:33:45.000 It might be just a different way of propulsion, a different way of organisms, a different way of everything.

02:33:51.000 There's so many possibilities in the universe.

02:33:52.000 There could be some drips.

02:33:54.000 That's the power.

02:33:56.000 Drips.

02:33:57.000 Those are humans.

02:33:58.000 I read something somewhere about the possibility of there being living creatures in other parts of the universe that are made out of light.

02:34:07.000 That's what I mean.

02:34:09.000 They're trying to theorize.

02:34:11.000 What are the parameters for something being alive given all the different possible environments in the universe?

02:34:17.000 All we know about life is what life we've ever discovered on Earth.

02:34:21.000 Maybe life can exist in bizarre, crazy environments, just a different kind of life.

02:34:27.000 Like Cocoon?

02:34:28.000 No, it's like a different kind of life.

02:34:29.000 I mean, like that movie Cocoon.

02:34:31.000 Cocoon's like old people and then they got young.

02:34:32.000 Yeah, but the thing was, it came in that little cocoon In a spirit like a light.

02:34:38.000 It came like a light.

02:34:40.000 I don't remember that enough.

02:34:41.000 Cocoon.

02:34:42.000 I do remember it though.

02:34:43.000 I remember it was old people and they'd turn young and start fucking.

02:34:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:34:48.000 That was a big part of it, right?

02:34:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:34:49.000 Yeah, but when you look at it from a...

02:34:54.000 But if there is like other kinds of life forms out there, I mean, because it's just like a light.

02:34:58.000 It's like a light.

02:35:00.000 What is this?

02:35:00.000 Cocoon.

02:35:00.000 Oh, they're all light.

02:35:01.000 Yeah, that's why I said it's a light.

02:35:04.000 Whoa.

02:35:04.000 I'm telling you.

02:35:05.000 I forgot about this.

02:35:06.000 Man, if we thought about it, they thought about this a long time ago, man.

02:35:10.000 Whoa.

02:35:11.000 Cocoon is way ahead of its time.

02:35:12.000 Yeah.

02:35:13.000 Man, nah, they was just on shrooms back then.

02:35:15.000 Oh, for sure.

02:35:16.000 That's what you see when you're high as fuck.

02:35:18.000 Come on, I'm telling you.

02:35:19.000 That's what I'm telling you.

02:35:20.000 We gotta watch that again.

02:35:21.000 The ice is melting.

02:35:22.000 That thing.

02:35:23.000 Give me that photo.

02:35:24.000 Give me that photo.

02:35:25.000 Man, Charlemagne just made me realize.

02:35:27.000 The earth is getting too warm.

02:35:29.000 Sexual diseases are ravaging your population.

02:35:33.000 You have to stop.

02:35:34.000 You have to slow down.

02:35:36.000 You're headed to the edge of the cliff.

02:35:37.000 Humanity is in great danger.

02:35:39.000 You're pulling all the fish out of the ocean.

02:35:42.000 You're heating up the sky and filling it with particulates.

02:35:45.000 The very air you breathe.

02:35:47.000 There's not much time left.

02:35:48.000 Now sit the boy with it.

02:35:51.000 Man, I'm telling you.

02:35:52.000 Look at that thing.

02:35:53.000 Fuck that.

02:35:54.000 Whatever that thing is.

02:35:55.000 I don't want it in me.

02:35:56.000 In you?

02:35:57.000 That's the light.

02:35:58.000 It takes over your skin, doesn't it?

02:35:59.000 But that's what I'm saying.

02:36:00.000 That movie there was like 30 years...

02:36:03.000 Wasn't that like 30 years ago?

02:36:04.000 Long time ago.

02:36:05.000 So if that was 30 years ago, that means they've been new.

02:36:08.000 Yeah.

02:36:09.000 About what we just...

02:36:10.000 Putting two and two together.

02:36:12.000 I think the light thing was just...

02:36:13.000 A physicist was speculating about the possibility of different forms.

02:36:16.000 Well, he was right.

02:36:17.000 Yeah.

02:36:18.000 Whatever it was.

02:36:19.000 For sure.

02:36:19.000 He was right like a motherfucker.

02:36:21.000 So, just think.

02:36:22.000 That might be like what you said that theory was with the light.

02:36:24.000 We might just be little lights of...

02:36:28.000 Also, how hard would it be for aliens to make fake people to move amongst us?

02:36:34.000 They could travel here from other planets.

02:36:36.000 Why can't they make fake people that can wander around?

02:36:39.000 They are!

02:36:41.000 Shit.

02:36:41.000 How many people do you think you know that are aliens?

02:36:43.000 Donald Trump?

02:36:44.000 He's gotta be an alien.

02:36:46.000 He don't give no fucks about humanity down here.

02:36:50.000 He don't give no fucks.

02:36:53.000 Maybe he just knows the spaceships are coming.

02:36:55.000 Yeah.

02:36:57.000 If you were president and they told you spaceships are coming, what the fuck do you tell people?

02:37:01.000 Hey, it's over.

02:37:03.000 Nah, you get a droid like you and you be on that spaceship.

02:37:09.000 Let people do what they do and piss them off, let them get mad at each other and kill each other by being mad.

02:37:16.000 I think if aliens did show their face, if there was like a real bonafide alien invasion or at least alien landing, it would be real similar to how we change in terms of the way we look at ourselves and humanity, real similar to a natural disaster.

02:37:31.000 You would be humbled.

02:37:32.000 We would all be like, oh shit.

02:37:35.000 Like if a real spaceship landed and real aliens were on board the spaceship.

02:37:39.000 I don't know.

02:37:40.000 We'll still think the government.

02:37:41.000 Motherfuckers will swear the government doing something.

02:37:43.000 That's true.

02:37:44.000 That's true too.

02:37:45.000 Some people.

02:37:45.000 You're giving humans way too much credit.

02:37:48.000 We stupid for the most part.

02:37:51.000 As a whole.

02:37:52.000 Yeah.

02:37:53.000 Some people would definitely think it was fake.

02:37:54.000 They'll swear it was fake.

02:37:56.000 It would be real hard to convince someone that it wasn't fake.

02:37:59.000 Man, people...

02:38:00.000 God could come down here and say, hey, it's me, it's God.

02:38:02.000 We wouldn't believe it.

02:38:03.000 We wouldn't believe it.

02:38:05.000 We don't believe nothing that we ain't really seen before.

02:38:10.000 Yeah.

02:38:11.000 That's just how humans are.

02:38:13.000 We stupid.

02:38:14.000 Well, that's where the whole flat earth thing comes from, right?

02:38:16.000 Right.

02:38:16.000 I've never seen it.

02:38:18.000 Yeah, I ain't never seen it.

02:38:20.000 And you know what's so stupid about that?

02:38:22.000 It's like, if you really felt like that, why don't you just get in the boat and go to the inn?

02:38:26.000 Okay.

02:38:28.000 Like, wouldn't that make sense?

02:38:30.000 Like, you would be the Christopher Columbus of this shit if you want to be so sure and tell everybody they wrong, get your ass in a boat and go to the end!

02:38:41.000 Yeah.

02:38:42.000 If you really feel that motherfucking smart, it's just stupid.

02:38:46.000 Like, it's the dumbest shit ever.

02:38:48.000 Well, it's weird, too, because...

02:38:50.000 They dismiss all of the evidence that the earth is round, but yet they show no evidence that the earth is flat.

02:38:57.000 That's why I said, so prove me, whoever listened to this, get in the boat and just ride.

02:39:05.000 Ride, ride, ride.

02:39:08.000 Ride.

02:39:09.000 Until you get to the end.

02:39:10.000 And when you get to the end, take a picture.

02:39:13.000 And put it on Instagram and send it to me.

02:39:16.000 But the thing is, there's enough people out there in the world.

02:39:18.000 If you say that, there's someone like, you don't understand.

02:39:20.000 You've never done flat earth research.

02:39:22.000 There are those photographs.

02:39:23.000 They have been definitely proven.

02:39:26.000 Do a video live.

02:39:27.000 Do it live.

02:39:28.000 Do it live.

02:39:29.000 You do it live so we can know for facts.

02:39:33.000 And I'm going to be up at Instagram headquarters so I can make sure this is really VIA at the edge.

02:39:41.000 There's an ice wall.

02:39:42.000 Very tough to get through.

02:39:45.000 Whatever's there, go there.

02:39:46.000 Go to the ice wall.

02:39:48.000 Just give me one picture.

02:39:49.000 Send me one good picture of what it looks like.

02:39:51.000 Thanks.

02:39:51.000 That's all we're asking.

02:39:52.000 Do that.

02:39:53.000 But you see, if you go further with this, they think that stars are fake.

02:39:57.000 They do.

02:39:57.000 They think that the sun is way closer than we've been told.

02:40:02.000 How do they explain the sun actually going from sun up to sun down curving like that?

02:40:10.000 How do they explain that?

02:40:12.000 There's a very logical explanation.

02:40:13.000 You just don't understand the science.

02:40:16.000 Explain that bullshit, flat-ass science.

02:40:19.000 It's stupid, man.

02:40:20.000 There's going to be people who tell you that something's not real no matter what it is.

02:40:24.000 It doesn't matter if it's people, have water in their bodies.

02:40:27.000 There's going to be a guy out there.

02:40:28.000 Well, actually, there's no water in human bodies.

02:40:30.000 The water that you drink immediately evaporates through the surface of your skin at an incredible pace.

02:40:35.000 It's the reason why you're so warm.

02:40:36.000 You're at 96.5 degrees.

02:40:39.000 Instantaneously, the mist starts forming and you disappear.

02:40:41.000 You don't actually drink water.

02:40:43.000 There's someone out there that'll tell you that.

02:40:44.000 There's someone out there that'll tell you that human beings can live off of air.

02:40:47.000 There's dudes that think that their guru lives off air and he hasn't had food or water for years.

02:40:53.000 There's people that are just dumb, man.

02:40:55.000 That's because we're bored.

02:40:56.000 When you're bored, you start thinking the stupid shit and thinking you know what you're talking about because you done did it too.

02:41:03.000 And poor genetics.

02:41:05.000 And they might be on their first couple of rides.

02:41:08.000 It must be the first couple of times around as a person.

02:41:10.000 That's what it is.

02:41:11.000 They on their first ride.

02:41:12.000 That's what it is.

02:41:13.000 See, we on our fourth one.

02:41:14.000 They still retarded.

02:41:16.000 Yeah, I think you've been on a hundred at least.

02:41:18.000 A hundred?

02:41:19.000 Yeah, you've been on a lot of rides.

02:41:20.000 If I've been on 100, you had to be on the same amount or even more than me.

02:41:24.000 Yeah, I think we've all been on this a bunch of times.

02:41:27.000 And I think if that's real, I mean, that would be a weird way of looking at things.

02:41:30.000 But see, you had to be a little more up because you're white.

02:41:33.000 So you had to be a little more up.

02:41:37.000 So you might have been like, if I'm 100, I'm going to give you one up because in this generation in America, y'all got one up on us right now.

02:41:46.000 But wait till we come up.

02:41:48.000 Yeah.

02:41:50.000 We on y'all ass.

02:41:53.000 We on y'all ass.

02:41:54.000 But we ain't gonna do y'all like that.

02:41:56.000 I ain't.

02:41:56.000 Not if I can help it.

02:41:58.000 That's why I want to instill the humanity in before the money and all that.

02:42:04.000 Take over all the humanity.

02:42:05.000 We got to be careful of anything that separates people.

02:42:08.000 We definitely do.

02:42:09.000 Any unnecessary thing that doesn't really mean anything that separates people.

02:42:11.000 You know what I do for real?

02:42:13.000 And the people always ask me about the trip.

02:42:15.000 I don't know why.

02:42:16.000 I don't know.

02:42:40.000 Nothing yellow.

02:42:41.000 Fake people.

02:42:42.000 Yeah, it's yellow.

02:42:43.000 Big fake circle, smiling.

02:42:44.000 It's still giving the same exact thing.

02:42:47.000 It's just yellow.

02:42:48.000 Yes, it's just laughter.

02:42:49.000 Yeah, it's laughter.

02:42:50.000 It's a smiley face crying and laughing.

02:42:52.000 Yeah, it don't have to be a black laughter.

02:42:54.000 Unless I'm telling a joke or something and I'm like, black man don't cheat.

02:43:00.000 That's, alright, I need the black fist.

02:43:02.000 I don't give a fuck.

02:43:06.000 Jamie had a good point once about emojis, that they're like the new hieroglyphics.

02:43:11.000 Yep, they are.

02:43:11.000 What if language eventually becomes a series of emojis?

02:43:15.000 That's all it is.

02:43:16.000 We ain't got to talk no more.

02:43:17.000 Totally possible.

02:43:17.000 We don't really have to talk.

02:43:19.000 Like, we on our phones, we can text and all that stuff there.

02:43:22.000 You can send feelings.

02:43:23.000 You can push, like, little things and then give a feeling.

02:43:26.000 We don't have to use none of that shit.

02:43:28.000 We barely use any of them now.

02:43:30.000 We barely use our arms, all this shit.

02:43:32.000 We're going to be like this pretty soon.

02:43:34.000 It would be hard to convey, like, hey, did you go to the movie at 7 o'clock or 8?

02:43:38.000 It would be hard to convey things like that through just emojis.

02:43:41.000 Just clock emojis.

02:43:42.000 Yes, you can.

02:43:43.000 You can change the...

02:43:44.000 But then you'd say, you'd have to go movie, and then the at sign, and then 7 o'clock, and then you would go question mark, 8 o'clock, question mark?

02:43:56.000 I guess you could right there.

02:43:57.000 You could just do movie, 7, 8, question.

02:44:01.000 Yeah, but 7-8 is weird.

02:44:02.000 7?

02:44:03.000 8?

02:44:05.000 That's two possibilities.

02:44:07.000 7?

02:44:07.000 8?

02:44:08.000 That's how you'd say it to someone.

02:44:09.000 You wouldn't say 7-8.

02:44:10.000 They'd be like, what the fuck are you saying?

02:44:12.000 78?

02:44:12.000 What are you saying?

02:44:14.000 See what I'm saying?

02:44:15.000 I know what you're saying, but it would be a clock.

02:44:17.000 It wouldn't be a number seven.

02:44:18.000 I ain't lost by the second.

02:44:20.000 I'm just saying, I know.

02:44:21.000 I was like, man.

02:44:22.000 My friend, whoever I'm communicating with, I was really about to be over there.

02:44:25.000 I don't know what this motherfucker said.

02:44:27.000 Imagine if they came up with a language that was all emojis that kids just learned really early on.

02:44:31.000 It's like that now.

02:44:32.000 My daughter, when she talks to me, is mostly in emojis.

02:44:35.000 Oh.

02:44:36.000 Even when we put that FaceTime face, she liked to put that on.

02:44:40.000 They do that now.

02:44:42.000 What's that game she be playing?

02:44:43.000 Roadblocks?

02:44:44.000 Yes.

02:44:45.000 They all play Roadblocks.

02:44:46.000 They don't even talk to each other.

02:44:48.000 I don't know what they be doing in there, but ain't no voices.

02:44:52.000 They're learning how to connect with machines.

02:44:55.000 They're learning how to connect through energy and feelings and whatever you draw or whatever your creativity.

02:45:04.000 We're evolving out of our human bodies, slowly but surely.

02:45:09.000 I couldn't agree more.

02:45:10.000 It's happening, whether people recognize it or not, and it's going to be real weird when it takes hold.

02:45:16.000 I don't know what form it's going to be.

02:45:18.000 It's going to be a wearable device, I think.

02:45:20.000 I'm willing to go with it.

02:45:21.000 I didn't think we would be right where we are now, so shit, I'm cool with it.

02:45:25.000 You just got to go with it.

02:45:26.000 That's how you enjoy it.

02:45:28.000 Man, if you ain't laughing at life, you're missing the whole point of this shit.

02:45:32.000 This shit fun.

02:45:34.000 This shit funny as hell, just watching how stupid this shit evolve.

02:45:38.000 It is fun.

02:45:40.000 It's weird.

02:45:41.000 It's a weird time.

02:45:42.000 It's a great time.

02:45:43.000 It's not a great time for everybody right now listening to this.

02:45:45.000 It's like a spoof.

02:45:45.000 It's a spoof.

02:45:46.000 It's like everything that was in Living Color or everything a comedian said 20 years ago that we done said, it's like really life now.

02:45:55.000 It's like, this shit is really crazy.

02:45:57.000 Yeah.

02:45:58.000 So it's like, just laugh at this shit.

02:46:02.000 Shit funny as a motherfucker.

02:46:03.000 It's very strange.

02:46:05.000 Yeah.

02:46:06.000 It ain't strange, it's funny.

02:46:08.000 It's funny too.

02:46:10.000 It's funny!

02:46:11.000 Strange is funny.

02:46:12.000 And I like it.

02:46:15.000 Strange.

02:46:17.000 Just the way she is.

02:46:19.000 What's in the little container?

02:46:21.000 What kind of joints are those?

02:46:23.000 These are the ones that burn the shit.

02:46:26.000 Cookies.

02:46:27.000 Cookies?

02:46:28.000 Yeah.

02:46:30.000 Is that from the stash?

02:46:33.000 Yeah, those are good.

02:46:34.000 Those are speed weed.

02:46:36.000 Speed weed?

02:46:37.000 Yeah.

02:46:37.000 I'm telling you.

02:46:38.000 It's a must.

02:46:39.000 Shit.

02:46:40.000 What happened?

02:46:40.000 I just hit my knee on the goddamn...

02:46:42.000 Oh, the metal thing?

02:46:44.000 Yeah, I'm hot.

02:46:45.000 Yeah.

02:46:46.000 You just spilled that?

02:46:47.000 I just hit my knee.

02:46:48.000 This table's sturdy as fuck.

02:46:49.000 And that bitch ain't moved.

02:46:51.000 This goddamn bridge material.

02:46:54.000 It's all made with steel girders.

02:46:55.000 This is what they made the Matthew Bridge off in Jacksonville.

02:46:59.000 Look at that.

02:47:02.000 Yeah, but there's no movement to this table.

02:47:04.000 Oh, man, y'all hood and shit.

02:47:05.000 Y'all got roaches in there?

02:47:08.000 No, I'm talking about y'all got roach traps out this bitch.

02:47:10.000 Oh, we do.

02:47:10.000 We get roaches.

02:47:12.000 This is the hood.

02:47:13.000 We're in the trap.

02:47:16.000 Sometimes we find them dead in the bathroom.

02:47:18.000 Like, what in the fuck?

02:47:19.000 Big ones, too.

02:47:21.000 You can't get rid of roaches.

02:47:23.000 Can't get rid of rats.

02:47:24.000 I ain't no roaches came from...

02:47:25.000 I ain't even no Calahad roaches.

02:47:26.000 I thought that was a South thing.

02:47:29.000 No, they are roaches.

02:47:31.000 They're a different kind of roach, though.

02:47:33.000 They're like chill California roaches.

02:47:35.000 For real?

02:47:36.000 Yeah, they're not fast.

02:47:37.000 You know, them roaches, like, even, I've watched in my time of living, like, even, like, roaches evolve and do certain things, or flies be slower.

02:47:46.000 I've seen in certain places they're quicker now.

02:47:48.000 It's just, you see even insects evolve.

02:47:52.000 Everything evolves.

02:47:53.000 Somebody was telling me about this.

02:47:55.000 I think my wife told me this.

02:47:56.000 There's different kinds of roaches.

02:47:58.000 There's an outside roach and an inside roach.

02:48:01.000 There's roaches that live more in fields, and they're slower and less reactive.

02:48:07.000 And then you've got roaches, most likely, that probably evolved in cities.

02:48:10.000 You've got to imagine, if people are laying out roastraps and people are stomping you every time they see you, you get faster.

02:48:15.000 You get faster.

02:48:16.000 Those roaches in the East Coast, like a New York City roach, that's a fast roach.

02:48:21.000 A New York City rat.

02:48:23.000 Ooh, those are terrifying.

02:48:24.000 Them my size.

02:48:25.000 Those are terrifying.

02:48:26.000 You ever see that Netflix documentary on rats?

02:48:29.000 Uh-uh.

02:48:29.000 Oh, man.

02:48:30.000 If you ever want to freak out, there's a great documentary on Netflix just called Rats.

02:48:34.000 And they take these rats and they test them for diseases and they fucking all have something.

02:48:39.000 They have giant parasites and this one had a bot fly in its cheek.

02:48:43.000 I mean, enormous.

02:48:44.000 Like a...

02:48:46.000 A fourth?

02:48:47.000 How big?

02:48:47.000 A third of his head?

02:48:48.000 How big?

02:48:49.000 What did they eat?

02:48:50.000 It was like on the side of his neck, right?

02:48:51.000 That's where it was?

02:48:52.000 It was in his neck.

02:48:53.000 Bro, it was nasty.

02:48:55.000 And then they were just saying, like, look, there's as many of these fucking things as there are people.

02:49:00.000 And did they get rid of them?

02:49:02.000 No.

02:49:02.000 They still down here?

02:49:03.000 What, that rat?

02:49:05.000 I mean, like rats like that.

02:49:06.000 Well, there's definitely rats like that, yeah.

02:49:08.000 I thought they...

02:49:09.000 No, man, they haven't done shit to get rid of rats.

02:49:12.000 They can't.

02:49:14.000 But they found them all over the country.

02:49:16.000 They can't if that hurricane hit that motherfucking nature.

02:49:19.000 Nature can get rid of that bitch.

02:49:21.000 I just read this the other day that 1% of the rats in LA are going to have some bubonic plague disease.

02:49:28.000 Of course.

02:49:29.000 I think it's very soon or if they don't already have it, it's 1%.

02:49:32.000 Rats eat shit, okay?

02:49:34.000 They eat dog shit.

02:49:36.000 Famously.

02:49:36.000 They eat our shit.

02:49:37.000 They eat animal shit and they eat our shit.

02:49:38.000 So if you're a junkie and you're just shooting heroin into your asshole and then you take shits and these rats eat this shit, some homeless people have turned up with, what was it?

02:49:52.000 Typhoid?

02:49:53.000 Typhus?

02:49:53.000 Wasn't it?

02:49:53.000 Yeah.

02:49:54.000 It's like a medieval disease, man.

02:49:56.000 That's why you need to get closer to the country.

02:49:59.000 So rats get a hold of that.

02:50:00.000 Rats eat their shit.

02:50:02.000 They all get sick.

02:50:02.000 Everyone gets sick.

02:50:03.000 That's why I say get closer to the country.

02:50:06.000 Away from that city shit.

02:50:07.000 Because, boy...

02:50:09.000 When it comes, it's going to go from there and spread.

02:50:12.000 But by the time it gets to you, you'll be going to grow your own shit.

02:50:16.000 I'm glad you brought that up because I want to find out what is the definition between city girl and country girl.

02:50:21.000 The thing you were doing back and forth on your Instagram all the time.

02:50:24.000 City boys and hot girls.

02:50:26.000 Yeah.

02:50:26.000 City boys and hot girls.

02:50:28.000 Well, that was something like, well, city boys, that's always been like a Florida thing from Tampa.

02:50:33.000 That's actually from Tampa, a song that's from Tampa called City Boy by Tom G. And it's always been like a little vibe.

02:50:40.000 And like we jookin' and whoopin' Florida.

02:50:45.000 And it's just a song I wanted to bring back for everybody in Florida.

02:50:49.000 And I did it at the Hip Hop Awards and everything.

02:50:52.000 So it was really just like a culture thing.

02:50:54.000 That's just like a vibe we do.

02:50:55.000 We jookin' vibe and everything down there.

02:50:59.000 And it was good for the culture in Florida.

02:51:02.000 Like it was real big for Florida.

02:51:03.000 Just that song.

02:51:05.000 Really?

02:51:05.000 Yeah, it was.

02:51:07.000 Yeah, I always wondered what it was.

02:51:10.000 Was it City Boy?

02:51:11.000 City Boy.

02:51:12.000 It's a dance.

02:51:13.000 Oh, okay.

02:51:14.000 It's a dance.

02:51:15.000 Yeah, the City Boy's a dance.

02:51:17.000 City Boy with it.

02:51:18.000 City Boy with it.

02:51:20.000 Yeah, it's a dance.

02:51:23.000 It was dope, too, though, because when I did the Hip Hop Awards, everybody from Florida was tuned into that bitch because it was representing everybody in Florida, you know?

02:51:33.000 That was a real dope moment for the culture.

02:51:35.000 Yeah.

02:51:36.000 Well, Florida can use some of that, right?

02:51:38.000 Florida always takes jokes.

02:51:40.000 People, including me, people always shit on Florida.

02:51:43.000 I shit on it too, but we are crazy, but there's a lot of good things about us too, and that's the good thing.

02:51:48.000 Through all that bullshit, we know how to have a good time, and that's what our music shows, the good times and the vibes that we do.

02:51:56.000 A lot of the vibes come from us because, shit, that's all we do is party down there.

02:52:01.000 And that comes from the Caribbeans too.

02:52:06.000 Well, the south of Florida might as well be another country.

02:52:09.000 I mean, south of Florida might as well be some Latin American country.

02:52:12.000 Yeah, Latin.

02:52:12.000 Some Latin American country that's protected by the Constitution.

02:52:15.000 Yeah, it might as well be like Puerto Rico.

02:52:17.000 Yeah.

02:52:17.000 Like, Puerto Rico's kind of America, right?

02:52:19.000 Not quite.

02:52:20.000 Not quite.

02:52:21.000 But kind of.

02:52:22.000 They say you don't make it to America to, like, where's Paul?

02:52:25.000 Yeah.

02:52:27.000 That's what Donald Trump's border.

02:52:30.000 That's what it is.

02:52:33.000 That's the border of South-South North America.

02:52:39.000 That's what they should call it.

02:52:40.000 They should call it Florida's a new country.

02:52:42.000 It's called South-South North America.

02:52:48.000 Call that motherfucker.

02:52:49.000 Oh, hold up.

02:52:50.000 Call that bitch.

02:52:53.000 South.

02:52:54.000 South USA. Yeah.

02:52:55.000 South USA. But the rest of the South would be pissed.

02:52:58.000 But if you called it South South North America, it's so stupid.

02:53:02.000 The rest of the country would be like, yeah, you can have that.

02:53:04.000 Yeah, go ahead.

02:53:05.000 Yeah.

02:53:05.000 Because you try to call it South of America.

02:53:08.000 They want to call it what?

02:53:09.000 North America South.

02:53:10.000 No.

02:53:11.000 Run with that.

02:53:12.000 Yeah.

02:53:12.000 Everybody in Tennessee and, you know, the real South would be like, fuck you, man.

02:53:16.000 You can't have that.

02:53:17.000 You can't have the South.

02:53:20.000 But South, South, North America, keep that.

02:53:23.000 Florida.

02:53:24.000 Imagine if people did, I mean, it would be crazy if someone did decide to branch off.

02:53:29.000 Like if Texas was like, enough!

02:53:32.000 We're done.

02:53:32.000 We got it in our constitution.

02:53:34.000 Honestly, and you go to Montana and all that, they don't really go by these laws.

02:53:38.000 They do what they want.

02:53:40.000 You get shot out there, you shot in North Dakota or South Dakota.

02:53:44.000 Well, for the longest time, Montana wouldn't make a speeding limit.

02:53:47.000 They're like, no.

02:53:49.000 I don't blame them.

02:53:50.000 It ain't that much to do out there motherfucking Norway.

02:53:53.000 Let them do what they do.

02:53:54.000 There's a lot of places like that in the country.

02:53:56.000 They just do what they do.

02:53:59.000 But it's also Montana, the people that live there value freedom.

02:54:02.000 It's very important.

02:54:03.000 That is freedom.

02:54:04.000 Yeah, that is freedom.

02:54:05.000 They value freedom.

02:54:06.000 And the rest of America don't fuck.

02:54:08.000 I mean, they don't fuck with them.

02:54:10.000 America let them do what they do.

02:54:11.000 There's just not that many people.

02:54:13.000 What's up, Jamie?

02:54:14.000 The speed limit sign just says reasonable and prudent.

02:54:17.000 I don't know.

02:54:17.000 Is that how long it is?

02:54:18.000 Reasonable and prudent.

02:54:19.000 Truck, 65. Night, all vehicle, 65. That's interesting.

02:54:23.000 Is that in Montana?

02:54:24.000 Is that now or is that real?

02:54:25.000 I just typed in Montana speed limit.

02:54:27.000 It said they're raising the limit again.

02:54:29.000 Reasonable and prudent.

02:54:30.000 What year is that?

02:54:31.000 What year is that?

02:54:32.000 I don't know.

02:54:33.000 Well, see, if you have a Corvette...

02:54:36.000 And you're going 95 miles an hour, that's kind of reasonable and prudent if there's no one on the road.

02:54:41.000 If you know how to drive, and you got a car that handles really well and drives really fast, right?

02:54:47.000 Most people in the country know how to drive.

02:54:48.000 They do it all the time.

02:54:49.000 They race.

02:54:50.000 That's why all the races be in the country.

02:54:53.000 In the country country, right?

02:54:55.000 Yeah, so they know how to race.

02:54:56.000 Yeah.

02:54:57.000 That's what they do.

02:54:58.000 That's what you do as a teenager.

02:54:59.000 You learn.

02:55:00.000 Yeah, if you're in Montana.

02:55:02.000 I'm pretty sure they out there race.

02:55:04.000 They probably living their best life out there for real.

02:55:07.000 It's a good place to live if you could take the winter.

02:55:10.000 I heard, what was the place in, was it South Dakota?

02:55:14.000 Where's the mining at?

02:55:16.000 They have mining in South Dakota, I think.

02:55:18.000 They say that's where strippers make the most money at.

02:55:21.000 Oh, really?

02:55:22.000 Yeah.

02:55:22.000 Oh, where did I read this crazy story about the mine life, about what it's like there?

02:55:28.000 Because there's a lot of money.

02:55:29.000 There's these crazy towns, right?

02:55:31.000 Nice.

02:55:32.000 Yes, that's what it was.

02:55:34.000 Vice had a documentary on it.

02:55:35.000 And it was these crazy towns that pop up right next to these mines.

02:55:39.000 Because all these dudes work in these mines, and they make money, and they need somewhere to blow it off.

02:55:44.000 And so it develops this sort of community around mines, mining towns.

02:55:49.000 And it's really like what it was in the Old West.

02:55:51.000 When you think about those Old Westy towns with a saloon and fucking shoot-'em-ups in the street, what was that?

02:55:55.000 Wild Wild West.

02:55:56.000 That's the same thing.

02:55:57.000 It's miners and thieves.

02:55:59.000 Right.

02:55:59.000 It's people mining gold, and people who are thieves, and people bringing in cattle to feed the miners, and people feeding ranches, all that shit.

02:56:07.000 I mean, it's kind of what happens whenever you get this thing that people are trying to, a resource, people are trying to pull out of the ground, and then you build some sort of ramshackle civilization around it.

02:56:18.000 Is there still stuff?

02:56:19.000 Yeah.

02:56:19.000 Is there still stuff that mining...

02:56:21.000 Yeah, what are they mining?

02:56:22.000 What are they mining in?

02:56:24.000 I think they're mining some...

02:56:26.000 I don't remember what it was.

02:56:28.000 The Vice one?

02:56:31.000 Like fracking oil, I think.

02:56:32.000 Oh, fracking?

02:56:32.000 I think so.

02:56:33.000 See, those jobs are dangerous.

02:56:35.000 You know, like any kind of mining job, no matter what you're mining.

02:56:37.000 I mean, you're dealing with heavy equipment and shit.

02:56:39.000 It's hard to get people to do those jobs.

02:56:41.000 Shit, it's hard to get people to do that job.

02:56:42.000 What's that job where they go get crabs?

02:56:44.000 Oh, that's a hard job.

02:56:46.000 Man, you watch that shit?

02:56:47.000 Yeah.

02:56:48.000 I'll be watching that shit, man.

02:56:49.000 Deadliest catch.

02:56:50.000 Yeah.

02:56:50.000 They be getting them king crabs up there in Alaska.

02:56:53.000 That's crazy.

02:56:54.000 That's not worth it.

02:56:56.000 Those guys go over there.

02:56:57.000 It might do be.

02:56:58.000 I mean...

02:56:58.000 Maybe.

02:56:59.000 Shit, they get, like, getting them tunas.

02:57:02.000 Like, I think they be going for, like, $250 for the good tunas.

02:57:06.000 So it might be...

02:57:07.000 What's up, Dan?

02:57:08.000 That's what your way of life is.

02:57:09.000 You get a lot of gold out of there, apparently, still.

02:57:11.000 Really?

02:57:12.000 Yeah.

02:57:12.000 Whoa.

02:57:13.000 The Humsteak Mine is what it's called.

02:57:14.000 In South Dakota?

02:57:15.000 Mm-hmm.

02:57:15.000 Wow.

02:57:16.000 So there's all kinds of different mining going on down there.

02:57:19.000 Mm-hmm.

02:57:20.000 Yeah, but this one article that we read is just about this one town where everything got real crazy.

02:57:25.000 Because you just got a bunch of men, you know?

02:57:27.000 Men making a lot of money, but they don't have anything to do.

02:57:30.000 And they start getting fucked up.

02:57:32.000 That sounds like America in a few years.

02:57:34.000 Well, that's what America used to be, right?

02:57:37.000 I mean, that's when the miners came across the country.

02:57:39.000 That's exactly what happened.

02:57:41.000 Every fucking Old West movie is the same thing, right?

02:57:43.000 It's all like, there's a saloon.

02:57:44.000 People are getting fucked up.

02:57:46.000 Someone gets out of line.

02:57:46.000 Someone gets shot.

02:57:48.000 People are gunfights in the street.

02:57:49.000 It's always that shit.

02:57:50.000 That's what it is now.

02:57:51.000 Like, that's what is kind of in, I think, in our culture now.

02:57:54.000 Like, young people getting money now.

02:57:56.000 So they ain't got nothing else to do.

02:57:57.000 Like, that's why they just fucking it up.

02:57:59.000 It's like, it's nothing to do.

02:58:00.000 It's like, like, where we at now is probably like where...

02:58:03.000 I guess in the 80s where whites was, when they started getting money with the Wall Street and all that shit there, they was spending it like a motherfucker.

02:58:10.000 So now it's new to us.

02:58:11.000 So it's like, shit, we don't know what to do with this.

02:58:14.000 We're just fucking it up.

02:58:16.000 Getting in stupid beefs and doing...

02:58:18.000 Ain't nothing else to do.

02:58:20.000 Like, what else do you do?

02:58:21.000 Even if you do everything, all right, let me put my mom in this, put my mom in...

02:58:24.000 And that's going to happen in society.

02:58:26.000 Like, if technology take over where ain't no jobs...

02:58:31.000 They're going to have to get something and you're going to be living off a stipend or something like that.

02:58:35.000 Yeah, they're thinking universal basic income.

02:58:37.000 Yeah, but then what's going to do is you ain't going to have nothing to do.

02:58:42.000 That's the hardest thing to do in life.

02:58:44.000 Once you've got financial freedom, now it's time to live.

02:58:48.000 That's where people go crazy.

02:58:49.000 They don't know how to just live.

02:58:51.000 That's true.

02:58:52.000 Because it ain't nothing to do.

02:58:53.000 You just got to find hobbies.

02:58:54.000 I do.

02:58:55.000 I mean, I understand and I don't put that much emphasis on big things to entertain me.

02:59:01.000 Okay.

02:59:02.000 You know, so I keep it simple.

02:59:03.000 Like, if I could be entertained by just sitting here chilling, shit, anything else is a bonus.

02:59:08.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:59:09.000 So that's how I keep the mindset of that.

02:59:13.000 I just lost my train of thought.

02:59:21.000 This is why marijuana is illegal, ladies and gentlemen.

02:59:23.000 You can't have this in a board meeting.

02:59:25.000 This kind of thinking.

02:59:27.000 This is where all my best thoughts come out of.

02:59:33.000 So how long are you in town for?

02:59:34.000 I'm leaving tonight.

02:59:35.000 I just can't even fuck with you, mate.

02:59:37.000 Oh, man.

02:59:37.000 I'm honored.

02:59:38.000 Thank you.

02:59:39.000 No problem, man.

02:59:40.000 I've been wanting to do this, man.

02:59:42.000 Especially just, I see how I've brought a lot of people together in one.

02:59:48.000 It's bigger than us.

02:59:51.000 I always feel like it's bigger than me.

02:59:53.000 I always feel like it's alive.

02:59:58.000 And I just come in to sort of hit the switch.

03:00:01.000 And the podcast sort of takes itself.

03:00:03.000 I just try to do my very best to get out of my own way.

03:00:08.000 Sometimes I achieve it.

03:00:10.000 Sometimes.

03:00:11.000 But you happy though?

03:00:12.000 Yeah, it's fun, man.

03:00:13.000 It's fun.

03:00:14.000 You're talking about life as a whole.

03:00:15.000 Yeah.

03:00:17.000 That's dope.

03:00:17.000 Life is fascinating.

03:00:19.000 I mean, I have just incredible fortune and great luck and I do things that I enjoy doing.

03:00:27.000 That's the number one key.

03:00:29.000 If you can find a way to do something that you actually enjoy.

03:00:32.000 It's a different kind of life.

03:00:33.000 You know who else good at that?

03:00:35.000 Snoop.

03:00:35.000 Oh, of course.

03:00:36.000 Yeah.

03:00:37.000 He lives his best life for real, too.

03:00:39.000 Yeah.

03:00:41.000 Yeah, he's himself.

03:00:43.000 He taught me how to live my best life because I was always living my best life but on my own shit.

03:00:47.000 But in the industry, he taught me how to enjoy it.

03:00:50.000 You know what I'm saying?

03:00:51.000 Did you ever see Snoop's bar?

03:00:53.000 Snoop's who?

03:00:54.000 Spar.

03:00:55.000 Snoop.

03:00:55.000 You ever see him spar?

03:00:56.000 No.

03:00:57.000 Dude, Snoop trains at a real MMA gym.

03:01:00.000 No bullshit.

03:01:00.000 And he was sparring with Daniel Serafian.

03:01:03.000 Daniel Serafian is this UFC fighter who's built like a fucking brick shithouse.

03:01:08.000 He's a tank.

03:01:09.000 He's a legit fighter.

03:01:11.000 Very dangerous guy.

03:01:12.000 And he's not trying to hurt Snoop.

03:01:15.000 Let me call Snoop.

03:01:16.000 He's keeping his hands up and moving.

03:01:18.000 But dude, I'm telling you, Snoop can throw some hands.

03:01:21.000 He's got good hand technique.

03:01:23.000 He'll be keeping humble with his hands.

03:01:26.000 You can see the video.

03:01:27.000 We'll show it to you.

03:01:28.000 Look, here it is.

03:01:28.000 Look, look, look.

03:01:29.000 It's the video.

03:01:30.000 Look, that dude with the yellow on his gloves, that's Daniel Serafian.

03:01:33.000 That guy is a professional fighter.

03:01:35.000 Really dangerous guy.

03:01:37.000 And Snoop's in there sparring with the guy.

03:01:38.000 Look at this.

03:01:39.000 Look at this.

03:01:41.000 Look at this.

03:01:41.000 Is dude playing with Snoop though?

03:01:43.000 I mean, he's not trying to hurt him.

03:01:45.000 He's just being defensive.

03:01:46.000 But Snoop is swinging at a world-class fighter.

03:01:50.000 I mean, Seraphion's obviously not letting him hit him.

03:01:52.000 He knows what's coming and he moves out of the way.

03:01:54.000 But the fact that Snoop is getting in there with a guy like him, that's impressive shit.

03:01:59.000 And he looks good, man.

03:02:00.000 Look at OG. He looks good.

03:02:05.000 That's dope, man.

03:02:06.000 Yeah.

03:02:07.000 Staying healthy.

03:02:08.000 No, but that's one motherfucker.

03:02:09.000 He does what he want to do when he want to do it.

03:02:12.000 He moves in the same energy.

03:02:14.000 He got that real energy.

03:02:17.000 It's really that genuine.

03:02:19.000 Well, that's why he's still here.

03:02:20.000 Yeah.

03:02:21.000 Right?

03:02:21.000 That's why he's still relevant after all these years.

03:02:23.000 People still love him.

03:02:24.000 Yeah.

03:02:25.000 He got that spirit.

03:02:26.000 Yeah.

03:02:26.000 But listen, man.

03:02:27.000 We just did three hours.

03:02:29.000 What more?

03:02:30.000 Let's wrap this thing up.

03:02:32.000 My honor.

03:02:32.000 Thank y'all.

03:02:33.000 Thank you, sir.

03:02:33.000 Thanks for being here, man.

03:02:34.000 I really, really appreciate it.

03:02:35.000 It was great.

03:02:36.000 It was a lot of fun.

03:02:37.000 Little Duvall, ladies and gentlemen.

03:02:39.000 Instagram.

03:02:40.000 Do you use Facebook?

03:02:41.000 You fuck with Facebook?

03:02:41.000 Yeah, Instagram.

03:02:42.000 Go to the Facebook that gets verified.

03:02:45.000 I don't know.

03:02:46.000 I mean, and then Instagram, Twitter.

03:02:48.000 It's all Little Duvall.

03:02:50.000 YouTube.

03:02:51.000 My YouTube, Vivo.

03:02:53.000 Go get my Christmas song.

03:02:55.000 Go download my Christmas song called Christmas Trees.

03:02:59.000 Thank y'all.

03:03:00.000 Bye, everybody.

03:03:01.000 Smile, bitch.

The Joe Rogan Experience - December 11, 2019

Joe Rogan Experience #1398 - Lil Duval

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