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00:04:56.000Yeah, my friend David from Kiltona, he was stuck in New York, and he got out, like, the day before they just banned it, like, all travel out of New York.
00:05:22.000So many people flew down there to bail, and they brought that shit down there.
00:05:25.000Yeah, I was reading an article, I think it was in The Atlantic, about people who are on the Cape, like Cape Cod in Boston, and they're mad that people who own summer houses out there are going to stay in their summer house.
00:05:38.000Like, hey, you fuck, this is where we live.
00:06:42.000And I doubt Postmates is giving them, like, spray and gloves and all that.
00:06:46.000This is like the craziest way to try to stop something from spreading.
00:06:51.000In massive cities where everybody travels, where everybody's connected to everybody, so even when you have everybody on lockdown, it's like you got fingers in the dike trying to hold up the holes in the dam, but water's still squirting through for sure.
00:07:06.000It's not like you open up the whole dam, but you've got to think of all the different people that have to work, just hospital workers.
00:07:16.000The other thing I was reading The Atlantic is another...
00:07:18.000I've been reading The Atlantic lately, apparently.
00:07:21.000Another article was they were talking about these doctors that can't even test people.
00:07:27.000They can't use the test on them unless they meet certain criteria.
00:07:31.000And the doctor was like, he said, when these people come, they have a fever, they're coughing, and if they didn't have coronavirus before they got here, they probably do now.
00:08:05.000Whoever ate that first bat, Ozzy, whoever did it.
00:08:08.000I've been eating bats for a long time, man.
00:08:10.000They're just like the Bee Gees down there trying to stay alive.
00:08:12.000I was reading the article about they said the lady who was patient zero that got it first, she thinks she got it from being in a stall next to it somehow.
00:08:22.000She didn't say she ate like a bat, but she was in that market and she was selling something else in there and being near it.
00:08:29.000Oh man, she was breathing bat air all day.
00:08:31.00020 other people got up to a rounder or something.
00:08:34.000That's what the explanation I read yesterday was.
00:08:36.000I don't know how true that was, but that's what it was.
00:08:38.000Is there any reason for a bat to be a species still?
00:09:06.000If it's not a part of the system, like, it's weird, man.
00:09:09.000Like, systems, they exist in nature, and there's, like, all these strengths and weaknesses that balance each other out.
00:09:16.000These animals that eat other animals, and those animals eat certain plants, and those certain plants, and they shit those plants out, and it helps fertilize other plants, and they got it down.
00:12:23.000Because if that was an animal doing that to other animals, we'd be freaked out.
00:12:27.000If we let these rats loose and the rats were chasing down people's cows and killing all these people's cows, we'd be like, what the fuck is going on?
00:12:38.000Oh, these rats just live around cows and consume them.
00:14:59.000People are talking about how if you let somebody pet your dog, like if you're walking your dog and somebody goes, oh no, and pets your dog.
00:17:06.000So that fucking thing, that little lightsaber thing, Steri-Stick, that can...
00:17:12.000What does it say as far as how quick it does it?
00:17:14.000This is an article about this first straw like this.
00:17:18.000SteriPen, a small pen-like electronic device that emits an ultraviolet light and purifies either half a liter or one full liter of water at a time.
00:17:27.000The device operates on batteries and works with clean water by killing the DNA of harmful microbes and bacteria.
00:19:19.000They misread or misunderstood or something.
00:19:21.000Dude, the media today is kind of spooky with their hatred of Trump is getting in the way of the accuracy of some people's reporting of the news.
00:20:44.000It's people who are scrambling for an answer, who are trying to help people, not sure if this is definitely going to work or not going to work, but it shows some promise.
00:20:53.000Like, you can't give him a hard time for talking about what doctors are talking about.
00:20:58.000Because legitimate people are talking about that combination of things.
00:21:02.000Just because you hate Trump, you can't distort this and make it seem like Trump did something irresponsible by talking about this hopeful disease medication, and these people took the wrong version of it and died.
00:21:57.000The game is she knows there's no real data that shows if they do that, this will happen.
00:22:02.000If the economy crashes the way they anticipated crashing and all these people are out of work for an extended period of time, X amount of people will kill themselves.
00:22:10.000But we for sure know that economic despair is a reason why some people go into depression.
00:22:17.000Depression is a reason why some people kill themselves.
00:22:22.000Like maybe you can't pull that out of your ass when you're standing in front of a podium and you're addressing people and they're calling you out on this.
00:22:29.000And what she was saying correctly is we can't put money ahead of people's lives.
00:22:37.000So the correct thing, by most people's account, is for at least some period of time, separating everybody, maintaining this distance, and putting a stop to the number of viruses or the number of people that get infected.
00:22:54.000But what he's saying is, there's also a factor that we have to consider.
00:22:58.000That all these people at a war could lead to suicide.
00:25:39.000I looked up somebody, like a celebrity, accidentally put out his address the other day, and I was like, oh, I want to know what he lives, you know.
00:25:44.000He lives in that little two-bedroom apartment, $3.7 million, and I was just like, what?
00:27:12.000So we went there to visit once back in the Disney when my older daughter was going to college and when we drove around like to see what it'd be like to live in New York We were like you guys are high You can't even park.
00:27:39.000There's a freedom of just being able to get in your car and just, you know...
00:27:44.000Drive down to a deli at 1 in the morning and park and get out with your friends.
00:27:49.000There's that freedom that you have to just go wherever you want with cars.
00:27:53.000Once you get used to that and you get used to not being on top of people like the subway, you get spoiled.
00:28:01.000But there's a benefit to being on top of people, too.
00:28:04.000New York is way more diverse in terms of the way people interact with each other.
00:28:09.000Rich people are walking down the street, poor people are walking up the street, and everybody's together.
00:28:14.000There's no everybody together in LA. There's no time where everybody just intermingles.
00:28:20.000It's like people stay in their neighborhoods or they go out to bars and restaurants and they go back to their neighborhoods.
00:28:25.000They're not walking past each other for prolonged periods of time, to and from work, you know, in the neighborhood, going from place to place, just walking around.
00:28:34.000It's kind of ironic that the most urban place It's the place where the people walk the most.
00:29:24.000Some guys talking about how Brooklyn, if it was on its own, not part of the boroughs, it would be like the fifth largest city in the country.
00:29:30.000Is this guy just someone hanging out with you?
00:31:07.000It's close to 10 to 11, 12 when you get everything all together.
00:31:10.000But Manhattan itself is a lot of fucking rich people.
00:31:14.000You see some of the places that are for sale in Manhattan.
00:31:17.000I don't know what happened, but I got on a YouTube thing where I started watching these ridiculous apartment buildings in New York City that they build, where they build them specifically for some crazy Arab oil dude.
00:31:30.000Who's got a shit ton of money, who wants the dopest fucking house on the planet Earth, or some hedge fund guy who's about to get busted before he wants to go out with a bang and spend all his money.
00:31:39.000But they have elevators and fucking theaters and huge home spas.
00:32:04.000My friend's a realtor, and he'll just post, like, oh, here's an eight-bedroom unit in Texas, $200,000, and you're just looking at, like, that's Scarface's house.
00:37:04.000Look, you just have to put it through the filter of time, right?
00:37:08.000We're talking about thousands and thousands of years ago, and we're talking about people likely telling a story for hundreds if not thousands of years before it ever gets written down.
00:37:18.000And all these different versions of it get tossed around, but the heart of the Noah's Ark story is a cataclysmic event happens and this one guy collects a bunch of animals And he restarts civilization.
00:37:36.000You could easily put that through the filter of interpretation and say, I bet what happened was there was a small group of people that survived.
00:37:47.000Some sort of massive cataclysmic event and one guy Convinced someone or they made it up that he knew it was coming and that God had been talking to him So that's why he was able to to lead everybody and then after they tell the story 3,000 different times it gets all whacked out and you know God comes down and tells him no you got to build a boat so he builds this boat and everybody laughs at him and he brings on two of each animal you know It's the dumbest story
00:38:17.000But it's a story that clearly it's not a real story, right?
00:38:21.000Because, you know, I had that bit about if you told that to a five-year-old kid with a mental handicap, he would be like, there's a lot of holes in that story.
00:38:45.000But what they're trying to say is some animal survived and civilization restarted.
00:38:52.000They didn't know how big the world was back then.
00:38:55.000People 4,000 years ago or whatever it was when they first wrote these stories down or even had these ideas, those people had no idea how big the world was.
00:39:04.000If some shit went down in your spot, you thought the world was ending.
00:39:08.000You know, can you imagine if you're living near Pompeii When that Mount Vesuvius blows and the whole fucking town gets covered in ash and everybody dies.
00:39:17.000Imagine if you're living anywhere near there.
00:39:18.000You would think that hell just broke out in the world.
00:39:22.000You wouldn't think, oh, in, you know, Thailand right now, they're just chilling on the beach.
00:39:44.000And if some shit goes down in one part, back then you didn't know.
00:39:49.000So if you were one of the people to survive when some shit went down, You'd write about it.
00:39:53.000And then people would talk, and they'd tell that story.
00:39:56.000And they'd pass it on to other people, and they'd pass it on to other people.
00:39:59.000And somewhere through these stories, they figured out there's like a framework in here for telling people that shit could go down, and that we have to work together, and that we have to believe in a higher power.
00:40:09.000And that if you believe in a higher power, and you believe in something else that's bigger and better than you, you'll do better things while you're here.
00:40:18.000Obviously I could be wrong too, but my that's that's my take on it and I think We've just had this giant stretch where none of those things happened.
00:40:56.000Just because it doesn't have fangs, just because it doesn't laugh at you while it's ripping your family apart and throwing fucking bathtubs in the air.
00:41:05.000There's one video of a semi, like a semi-truck spinning in the sky.
00:43:39.000I'm not saying anything other than that But what I'm just I'm not diminishing anyone's loss of life But what I am saying is I was stunned when I saw the actual numbers so 2017 to 2018 H2N3 pandemic killed 61,000 Americans.
00:46:27.000I've survived and been healthy, but just eating well and not getting the flu shot, and then making sure I'm in the sauna and I exercise well and sleep well, and I've been able to shake it off.
00:46:49.000But, I mean, whether it's diet or whether it's all the shit I'm on, all the different vitamins and hormones and the fact that I'm in the fucking sauna for 25 minutes every day, but I rarely get sick.
00:47:02.000It seems like you would get it more just because you're around gyms and saunas and places where there's a lot of sweat and...
00:47:09.000The only cooties I've gotten in the gym that scare me is staph.
00:50:14.000Well, I know a guy who used cigars to get off his cigarettes.
00:50:18.000Started smoking cigars and got his nicotine fixed, but, you know, felt better because he wasn't inhaling and just, you know, you just keep it in your mouth so your breath stinks.
00:50:26.000Smell up the place wherever you're at.
00:50:32.000When you go to a place like, say, the Comedy Store front patio and five people are smoking cigars, it's kind of like, get me the fuck out of here.
00:52:49.000If there's only a few people in your neighborhood with guns, and there's people that were coming in and robbing, killing people, because we had gone all walking dead, because the power had been off from the asteroid shower for six months, there's no way to even tell these people are coming.
00:53:02.000But there's only two people in your block with guns.
00:53:09.000You only have two guns, and there's 30. That's not good.
00:53:13.000See, that's what people are scared of.
00:53:14.000What people are scared of, and maybe they're wrong, but the preppers right now are the ones laughing their asses off.
00:53:19.000The people with, you know, fucking jarred peaches and shit, those people that you see on TV with their own well, they're laughing right now.
00:57:45.000It's really cool seeing all the manufacturing plants like Tesla and stuff making ventilators and converting their factories to make hand sanitizers and stuff like that.
00:57:53.000People who know how to make masks and shit.
00:59:45.000The hardest part with that right now is those numbers have been accumulated over a year plus, and we only have had a month or whatever to collect these numbers right now.
01:00:33.000If the Sky Monster never appeared before, and then one day, the first tornado hit and tore apart Nashville, we'd be like, what in the fuck?
01:00:45.000I remember last week I read someone that got tested for the flu and they tested positive and then weeks later got tested for the COVID-19 and then tested positive for that.
01:00:54.000But they weren't tested for COVID at the time.
01:00:56.000They were tested for the flu because they didn't have a test.
01:02:43.000Bert Kreischer had a friend who was warning him way in advance, listen, you need to isolate, you need to get your family out, and he was like, what?
01:03:48.000Seems like it's happening more, though, like if you go on TMZ, it's like somebody dies every day, like this old philosopher or this old poet or this old musician.
01:03:57.000You never hear that in the past, like, oh, he died of the flu, that guy died of the flu, that guy died of the flu.
01:04:03.000A total of 19,543 laboratory-confirmed influenza-associated hospitalizations were reported by FluServe-Net sites between October 2019 and March 21, 2020. 41,172.1% were associated with influenza A virus.
01:04:48.000So we got 19,500 and 5,300 and 14,100.
01:04:58.000My theory is that you were born sucking your thumb.
01:05:01.000You were supposed to suck your thumb your whole life, and it was supposed to keep your immune system strong so that it would fight all day soon.
01:05:08.000It was 67.3 per 100,000 population, which is higher than all recent seasons.
01:05:18.000Except for the 2017-2018 season, rates in children 0-4 years old and adults 18-49 are now the highest CDC has on record for these age groups, surpassing the rate reported during the 2009 H1N1 pandemic.
01:05:34.000Hospitalization rates for school-aged children are higher than any recent regular season, but lower than rates during the pandemic.
01:05:41.000So what happened in 2009 when the H1N1 kicked in and killed all those people?
01:06:19.000I've had a flu like that before, where, you know, you're just puking, shitting, you can't hold anything in, you're sweating, you're waking up, you know.
01:06:41.000I mean, if this makes a big, just a little shift in the number of people that get healthy, little shift in the number of people that start taking vitamins and exercising and, you know, just do something, man, something.
01:07:11.000It's like really good editing and sound editing, and they put depth to it with all these different sound effects and stuff and different people's interviews and discussions, people that knew Aaron Hernandez.
01:09:13.000He's absolutely one of my favorites because he's got this style of talking to people that eventually annoys them into yelling at him.
01:09:21.000Whether it's the Westboro Baptist Church or my favorite one was this...
01:09:28.000He was at this wild game park in Africa where people go over there and shoot rhinos.
01:09:34.000They pay X amount for that and Y amount for this.
01:09:39.000He interviews these people in these wild game parks and he stays there for like three weeks and eventually just annoys this guy to the point where the guy snaps and has this rant about Africa.
01:09:50.000About the only way that these animals are ever going to survive is if there were something.
01:10:40.000It's one of my favorite documentaries ever on how...
01:10:46.000Perplexing that situation is in Africa.
01:10:48.000They have more animals there than ever.
01:10:50.000Like all their different animals that were on the verge of extinction are now thriving, but they're thriving because they're valuable and people go over there to shoot them.
01:10:59.000So it's like, oh, what do you make of that?
01:11:08.000We never do anything like these animals were on the verge of extinction, but now, due to the generous donations of the millions of people in the world, these animals are healthy and they're thriving in numbers greater than we've ever seen before.
01:11:22.000We could just go out in a car and watch these lions take out these gazelles.
01:11:26.000There's no way they'd pay for it that way.
01:11:29.000If you want to make real money, You gotta make it valuable for people to go over there and shoot those things and eat them.
01:14:07.000And there's something about that man that Especially in like these fucked up times where everything is confusing It's very refreshing to see someone's authentic take on the world and Be honest about their journey in life and whose journey in life has been more strange and out of the ordinary and spectacular than Mike fucking Tyson I mean,
01:14:34.000Mike Tyson has had one of the most extraordinary lives a human being has ever had.
01:14:41.000And people, they might try to diminish that in some way because he's had some run-ins with the law or because of the nature of the way he became famous by being the most violent man on the planet.
01:14:54.000You know, the best heavyweight boxer of his era.
01:14:57.000But to get to be someone like he is, you have to have Some extraordinary horsepower inside your will.
01:15:08.000Like your will is a supercharged engine.
01:15:10.000There's something about that guy's will in his mind.
01:15:13.000He might not be the most articulate, most well-read, most studied man on earth.
01:15:50.000But if you go back and watch him knocking out Michael Spinks and knocking out Marvis Frazier and just smashing Larry Holmes when Larry Holmes was still...
01:21:33.000We're so stupid, we're like, oh, look, you got water bag.
01:21:36.000Make them poke out more and like better.
01:21:40.000We like the fact that they look fake as fuck.
01:21:43.000It's like there's a shape burned into our DNA, and that shape is plump tits.
01:21:49.000And whatever you need to do to get to that, But if a guy had some plastic rod in his cock that stretched it out and made it harder, if women found out about that, they'd be like, Ew!
01:23:19.000They drop them out of helicopters through the roof, and then they just distribute them evenly.
01:23:22.000They were supposed to close them, and then they didn't in Burbank, and then they said they were going to just raid the place if they don't close them, and then I think Trump just said yesterday or two days ago that it's considered...
01:24:21.000Did you get it in VR? I got it in VR and I got the finger tracking so I could sit there and pick out a single bullet and put it in, you know, type shit.
01:25:31.000Or close to what you're talking about.
01:25:33.000If they did Doom Eternal in VR, and you put that bitch in a warehouse, and you run through the game in a couple hours, too much cowers you would burn, the world would be ripped.
01:26:27.000They have these suits now you can buy that you put on that vibrate so you feel things and you could be in a game and you could feel water, like water drops hit you and stuff.
01:26:40.000And they have all these trackers now that you can put...
01:27:33.000The future is you're not gonna have a life.
01:27:36.000You're gonna get sucked into those things and you're gonna be playing them all day long because it's gonna be way better than life.
01:27:40.000You're gonna be working your shit job at the Amazon warehouse, can't wait to go home, and you're gonna get home, strap that fucking headset on, and party!
01:27:49.000When you're trapped inside, it gives you more space to explore, which is like probably a little bit of a mental escape.
01:27:55.000Well, I think this is also going to open up a lot.
01:27:58.000I think in the future, a lot more people are going to be using video conferencing and stuff like that instead of meetings because we realize how way better this is.
01:28:05.000Instead of meeting and going to this business and working, you can just sit there and talk nowadays.
01:28:10.000I don't know why people don't Skype more or use this technology.
01:28:16.000Well, I think people want to go outside and experience life and still want to meet in a building to work together.
01:29:12.000All those spring breakers stacked on top of each other after that.
01:29:16.000Someone used some computer program to track cell phone data, and they showed all these people on a little teeny part of Fort Lauderdale Beach over a two day period, and then watched their cell phones disperse across the country.
01:30:34.000But this company's tried to show how fast shit can spread.
01:30:37.000So they're showing a little heat map of cell phones on a little piece of a beach here in Florida.
01:30:43.000And then they take all of those data points and then he makes the timeline go ahead a couple days and you just watch them spread from there.
01:32:22.000Well, some guy was saying that we should carry around these ozone things.
01:32:27.000There's a thing that deer hunters have been using forever, and it's an ozone spray.
01:32:32.000So you stand there, and this ozone bath washes over you.
01:32:37.000So even if deer are coming upwind, so they're walking into the wind, and your smell is blowing in their face, your smell is covered by this ozone.
01:37:17.000They were explaining how they suck all the air out of the room.
01:37:20.000They have vacuum hoses and these guys are built like, you know, they have these suits that are built like astronaut suits, like they're on the moon.
01:39:25.000If you freak people out, they'll click on links.
01:39:28.000If they click on the links, you get all the ad revenue.
01:39:31.000If you're writing some sensationalist story that's real clickbaity with a clickbaity title, people jump to it and then you get those ad clicks.
01:39:38.000So you're encouraged to make these sensationalist stories that are interesting to read.
01:42:56.000No, like, these jewels, I mean, I got really into the jewels, and it seems, you know, I used to, when I smoked, I would wake up in the morning and, like, breathe, like, I could feel the cigarette in my lungs, and, like, I don't have that anymore, but I also notice I suck on this thing all day like it's a lollipop,
01:43:37.000Lucy's the first fossil of mankind, humankind, a woman, that they found who's like one of the first recognizable homo sapiens, I think, or one of our ancestors, one of the first recognizable ancestors, but someone said that there's something faked about it,
01:43:55.000that there was a recent controversy, and I didn't look into it, but I'm remembering it right now.
01:45:18.000He's into those laptops that Snowden uses that have kill switches on them so you can kill the microphone and kill the, with an actual physical switch, kill the webcam.
01:45:28.000Yeah, I like all those old MTV, like Matt Penfield, remember him?
01:46:37.000The local NBC channel, they're all over at somebody's house.
01:46:41.000And you can tell it's the same house because it's the same lighting, and they're obviously not going to have a cameraman at three different houses.
01:46:46.000So they have one guy in the living room, one guy in the dining room, and then the bee reporter guy, he's sitting in front of a garbage can in the kitchen.
01:46:54.000Imagine if the coronavirus forced everyone into doing podcasts and all regular television died.
01:48:18.000I just think there's something about mechanical things that people create and work on.
01:48:22.000That's probably my favorite part about it.
01:48:24.000I like these new cars, these companies are taking like old classic cars and then gutting a Tesla and putting all the Tesla stuff inside of it.
01:48:32.000There's a Russian car company that's doing that now with a 1967 Mustang.
01:50:54.000And they're all in that, you know, they're in that brutal, brutal, brutal cold, brutal cold for a long time.
01:51:02.000They went to the mainland and were targeted because of their license plate when they arrived back in Vinalhaven.
01:51:11.000An exchange between roommates and some local residents apparently didn't go well, she said, adding that a group of local vigilantes decided to take matters into their own hands and barricade these guys into their rental property.
01:51:25.000Mrs. McDonald called the commotion a tremendous waste of resources, noting that it had drawn a response from several officials.
01:53:23.000He was the opener and I was the closer.
01:53:25.000We both sucked and it was like 1989 and we were sleeping in a storage area like with containers of like fucking green beans and cans of peas.
01:56:56.000That it's going to be a certain percentage of the population for whatever reason aren't going to show any signs of this virus.
01:57:03.000And those people are going to spread it to everyone around them and not even know they're doing it.
01:57:07.000But in a sense, we kind of all are doing that.
01:57:10.000If you're around any people that go anywhere other than at your house, like if you go to the store, like if you're going to the store and we're all going to the store, bro.
01:57:19.000You don't know what you're running into.
02:01:30.000And you don't realize, because we have this crazy life where we're always flying around, you don't realize how unsettling that is until you're home for a period of time.
02:01:41.000We should do residencies in LA the way they do residencies in Vegas.
02:01:45.000I guess we kind of do already at the Comedy Store.
02:02:36.000I mean, look, if you look at that cell phone map, I mean, we're doing a better job than those fucking kids are.
02:02:44.000Those kids on the beach are doing the worst job because they're 17 and they're horny and they're drunk and they have a phone.
02:02:50.000But if you just look at people that are traveling for business or people that are going to supermarkets, if you just look at it honestly, There's so much room for it getting out.
02:03:00.000I definitely think it's a good move to stay in as long as possible and get as many people that are tested negative as possible so that we can save as many people as we can.
02:03:10.000Don't get me wrong, but I am saying they're not really stopping it.
02:04:11.000Yeah, I think it's June 1st sounds like a way more realistic thing then.
02:04:16.000Dude, imagine if everybody's out of work for three months.
02:04:19.000Do you know how nuts that's going to be?
02:04:22.000All these people that had thriving businesses and through no fault of their own, they lost all that they worked for for decades.
02:04:29.000All these people that are taking care of their families, all these people that are raising kids, putting kids in school, putting kids in daycare while they're at work, all that shit.
02:05:28.000They smoke a lot of cigarettes, a lot of smoking.
02:05:31.000And then there's also a very high population of old people.
02:05:37.000So then they look at Germany, and this is why I always tell you, if you have a choice between an Italian car and a German car, you get a fucking German car all day.
02:05:43.000Because Germans are very, very fucking disciplined.
02:05:47.000And they're structured, and they think things out, and they engineer things well.
02:05:53.000And for whatever reason, whether it's because their hospital system is better, whether it's because it's a genetic thing, whether it's because more people over there have better healthcare and they get treated quicker, their mortality rate is really low.
02:09:02.000Now, that's something I think in the future I'm going to start, because I bought my girlfriend the smaller version of the 11 Pro or whatever.
02:11:08.000There's a bunch of my old taekwondo day stuff that I used to have that I just wanted to shed when I was moving on with my life.
02:11:16.000The only reason it was a video of me fighting at all, even online, even though I had videos, was because this guy that I knew from back in the day, he was on another team.
02:11:24.000We knew each other back when we were both young and competing, sent me this stuff.
02:11:29.000So this is the one video of me sending some guy flying through the air.
02:14:49.000They can learn how to strike later in life.
02:14:50.000They still pick it up pretty well just because they're real fast and explosive.
02:14:53.000But there's a thing that guys have when they start out striking at a very early age.
02:14:58.000Like Floyd Mayweather is a perfect example.
02:15:00.000The really elite of the elite seem to all start out when they're young and sort of develop into fighting as their body matures, like Tyson.
02:15:11.000Like, a lot of these guys had extensive amateur backgrounds and then, you know, developed into a male professional with, you know, some of them 100-plus fights in the amateurs.
02:15:22.000Like Vasily Lomachenko had hundreds and hundreds of fights in the amateurs and won, I think, two Olympic gold medals before he ever became professional.
02:15:32.000And those guys, they were just head and shoulders above everybody else.
02:15:38.000Because developing as your body's maturing and you're being coached by world-class coaches like Floyd Mayweather was, you just get this sense of this sport that other people are never going to get.
02:15:50.000They're never going to get to your level.
02:15:53.000The only way they're going to beat you is if they catch you with a perfectly placed punch with anybody you can get hit with and you get knocked out.
02:15:58.000But other than that, if it's just like boxing for boxing, Floyd Mayweather is a zen master.
02:16:04.000He's got this sense of the sport that most guys just will never have.
02:16:08.000If you watch him fight, a lot of people hate on him because he talks a lot of shit and he's got a lot of money and he wants everybody to know it.
02:16:15.000But that's also how he sells pay-per-views, dummy.
02:16:17.000He talks a lot of shit and you get mad and you wind up seeing him get beat but nobody can beat him.
02:16:20.000But when he fought Canelo Alvarez, that was a real wake-up call for people because Canelo is a monster.
02:18:35.000He didn't tell me how long it was going to take.
02:18:36.000Now I'm sitting here with my dick in my hand trying to write.
02:18:42.000I've heard a lot of people complain about the Apple update thing too, because most people don't hit the update now and they're just like, no tomorrow, no tomorrow, no tomorrow.
02:19:10.000Because if I looked at it in terms of the quality of the screen and with the Mac ecosystem, once you're in that ecosystem, everything's sort of connected to your laptop.
02:19:21.000But the keyboard on those Lenovos is like...
02:19:26.000Like, you know where every key is, your fingers fit in that little groove, and when you push them down, there's like this satisfying amount of travel, and you know what you're doing.
02:19:37.000I make so fewer errors than I do even with the new one.
02:21:27.000Okay, well, how is that not a giant priority for you?
02:21:29.000You want everything to look pretty, but you want it to feel like shit?
02:21:33.000And so even when you know that more travel is better for people that type, especially for touch typists and people who write a lot and creative people, you know that.
02:25:25.000They have a lot of questionable design.
02:25:27.000One of the biggest design dumb things that Apple's ever done, I thought they would have fixed it by now, but their mouse, how you have to charge it on the bottom.
02:25:37.000The plug to charge it is on the bottom of it.
02:25:39.000So say you're out of battery, you can't just plug it and use it like a mouse while it's charging.
02:25:44.000It pretty much uses it or makes it, you can't use it at all.
02:25:48.000So you can't use it while it's charging?
02:27:14.000That new Zoom software everyone's using, even if you don't sign in using Facebook or say anything about Facebook, you're still getting your shit sold to Facebook.
02:29:48.000There's going to be mean people that are going to make jokes about headed to work, fuck granny, I need to pay my fucking rent, how about you stay home granny?
02:30:02.000There's going to be those people that have that take on it.
02:33:33.000We have this random thing, I don't know if I ever told you this, on Kill Tony, where we'll have Joe Rogan calling in, and it's just me on Spotify going, alright, what are we talking about, gays?
02:33:43.000Alright, click on gays, and let's go 10 seconds into it and just press play.
02:34:13.000First of all, when people look back, they're going to look back at these shows where you guys were...
02:34:18.000On, you know, downtime, and you're like, these motherfuckers are committed to this show.
02:34:22.000But even though they're completely quarantined, you can't do any live shows, they did all their shows by themselves with no live show, and you'll keep all your audience.
02:34:48.000Me and Holtzman still are doing the podcast.
02:34:52.000People like it because they're so depressed at home.
02:34:56.000And seeing us not freaking out and just having a conversation like we're doing right now, it's like, oh, maybe I need to chill out a little bit.
02:42:55.000I didn't get it either until someone explained to me that some, because it was a very fancy hotel, and some people from other lands prefer to wash their hand, wash their ass, rather, with their left hand.
02:46:05.000There's a bunch of keyboard shortcuts on YouTube to use, which are great and helpful, but I couldn't tell you what more than two of them are.
02:46:53.000I mean, what kind of a disgusting virus-carrying solution is sweat?
02:46:58.000From some dude who didn't shower today, went straight to Gold's, fucking pumped up, ready to get my PR in, or PB, personal best, personal record, PR, personal record, right?
02:47:55.000HD VR in Half-Life in a game like that would be fucking amazing.
02:47:59.000If you think about how many people play games, if they could figure out a way, you know you watch someone play and it's real similar, like if you remember back in the Quake days we'd watch demos, like if a really good player was playing, I'd watch like there's this dude named Thresh,
02:48:15.000I've talked about him on the podcast before, I'd watch all his demos.
02:49:00.000Yeah, what I'm saying is when people watch you play a game, they're gonna want to watch you survive some crazy VR fantasy game like Half-Life.
02:49:12.000Because it's one thing to watch a guy play a game, but if you could put the VR goggles on and watch with him, and you're looking around and I'm seeing what you're seeing, holy fuck, dude!
02:52:49.000I like what sports is doing now, because there's no sports, so they've been doing NASCAR video games, and it looks so real, like a real NASCAR race, and I guess Madden next week is going to have a football game, but it's going to be a video game, Madden football game.
02:53:04.000So that might be the future of sports.
02:53:05.000They are talking about doing, like the NBA might do their whole tournament in Vegas this summer, because just like they do NBA Summer League, they can't play any, they're fucked right now.
02:53:17.000They've been out taking two weeks off.
02:53:19.000I saw LeBron said they might have to, he might need like 10 games to get warmed back up to even start going.
02:53:26.000All these guys, there's a China League that's starting up soon.
02:53:28.000All those players from America that are going to go over there, they have to just work out on their own, just like some UFC fighters who can't fight right now.
02:53:34.000They're going to go and play in China?
02:53:40.000Stefan Marbury is a big star there, and he's trying to get some masks sent back to Brooklyn, where he's from, but he's a huge star in China now.
02:59:26.000It's going to be a heightened police state.
02:59:28.000Sir, have you been tested for the coronavirus and you put a fucking thing on your forehead?
02:59:32.000What if this thing really does start coming back the way it has in Wuhan, where people tested negative and then they later tested positive?
02:59:41.000If that happens here, are we going to keep this lockdown thing going on?
02:59:45.000What if it's something that we all have and it comes back like when John Jones had those steroids in his system and the picograms and it just kept flashing back?
03:00:10.000So if you were a nut right now, you would be fucking going crazy because you'd be saying all the pieces are in place for like a hostile takeover.
03:00:19.000And they're in place because they really, truly are the best ways to save people's lives.
03:01:10.000So once this does get rolling again, it's going to be real interesting to see how much, if any, control the government retains, how much, if any, restrictions get imposed, how much of these restrictions we just absorb and they become newer, new things,
03:01:26.000a normal thing, rather, where you just go to the airport, you have to take a temperature test.
03:01:29.000You go to the airport and they want to test you.
03:01:31.000Or we're going to have to start wearing suits, kind of like Star Wars, like these kind of suits with helmets and breathing apparatus and everyone that works at the grocery store is going to be robots.
03:01:41.000Imagine that, you get to the hotel and you decompress and unzip.
03:01:46.000You can enjoy New York City from your balcony.
03:01:48.000Look, it's so pretty out there with all the murderous viruses swarming around, killing people.
03:01:55.000What if the viruses got together and made virus tornadoes and started just throwing people against walls?
03:02:02.000Listen, man, if a wind can pick up a semi and make it fly through the air, like we've seen, why can't a virus tornado just slam you into a wall?
03:02:13.000Imagine if viruses accelerate billions of times and they form colonies and they become intelligent and they realize if they move quick enough they can knock you off your feet and they go down your throat like a demon.
03:05:02.000If this does make the jump to people, and people get hit with this prion disease that's called chronic wasting disease in deer, if that spreads to people, we're fucked.
03:05:27.000That's why they call it chronic wasting disease.
03:05:29.000They waste away and they're like vomiting everywhere.
03:05:31.000All this stuff is coming out of their mouth and their nose, and this stuff that's coming out of their mouth and nose is highly contagious.
03:05:38.000And then other deer come along and eat the grass that they spit out this phlegm or this body fluid, whatever the fuck it is, and they get it from that.
03:05:46.000And they get it from sharing food sources and they leave it everywhere, too.
03:05:51.000When the deer are dying, this stuff comes out of them and they leave it everywhere.
03:05:55.000It's like the virus knowing it's losing its host and it decides to just land on plants.
03:06:05.000They just reported the other day, I read something in China where they found a guy on a bus that, like a version of, I don't know if it was Corona, that usually has never traveled from rat or mouse to human.
03:06:56.000Make this a little larger so I can read it with my shitty eyes.
03:06:58.000A passenger who died on a bus in China has tested positive for a completely different virus than COVID-19, one more fatal that often produces very similar symptoms according to state-run media.
03:07:09.000The unidentified woman from Yunnan Province died while on a chartered bus heading to his workplace.
03:07:19.000In Shandong Province, the state-run Global Times announced in a tweet on Monday he tested positive for hashtag hantavirus.
03:07:27.000Other 32 people on the bus were tested.
03:07:29.000The outlet stated offering no further details.
03:10:52.000It just actually naturally exists, and the same people that would benefit from a conspiracy or who would engage in a conspiracy to defraud people or fuck people over in the first place, they're the ones who are going to jump in and take advantage of it the quickest.
03:12:37.000Well, at least with camo, if you have your car is all camoed up and you're not in the military, you know, they're going to have an eye on you anyway.
03:12:48.000Unless you're in, like, West Virginia.
03:12:49.000Dudes who have, like, camoed up H1s, Hummers, and they're driving those real military-style Hummers around, like, please check that guy's house.
03:13:31.000So they take the engine out of those shitboxes and put like giant American engines in there and turn them into- it's a company in Florida.
03:13:39.000I forget what the company is, but they make custom Humvees, like the real military Humvees, but they deck them out inside with dope interiors and they put ridiculous like thousand horsepower turbocharged engines in them and shit.
03:13:54.000If there is even, like, if you have even one wacky idea in your head, like, maybe someone could do, they already did it.
03:15:20.000How much travel space you have underneath the vehicle clearance that's it yeah, so you have a shit ton of clearance and You know that's a military designed over engineered vehicle for the streets, but if you're like super paranoid I like how my car,
03:15:35.000you could do the clearance, you could like raise it, you know, or lower it.
03:16:08.000Like, you have a source of power that people use to power their homes and big buildings, solar, but you can't utilize it in a car, which is always in the sun.
03:17:37.000I mean, really, I'm trying not to sound like a conspiracy nut, because I'm not accusing anyone of creating a conspiracy.
03:17:43.000But what I am saying is if I was a conspiracy nut, or if I was a country that was conspiring to take over the world, this is not a bad way to do it.
03:17:54.000I don't think that's happening right now.
03:17:57.000But it's kind of the same result that we're experiencing right now, where everyone's being forced to shut down with who knows what consequences.
03:19:47.000That's just, those are all the fun things we used to do, so, like, fuck.
03:19:50.000It's also, once everything's in place where they can treat people effectively and they have the adequate number of ventilators, then are we going to go back to the way things were?
03:20:03.000Or are we going to have new standards in place?
03:20:18.000And you know it's dangerous when a moron like me is making sense.
03:20:22.000When I'm one of the people who's talking about something like this.
03:20:27.000I just read yesterday, I don't know if someone shared this, it was F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote, I think this was a letter found from 1920 when he was living in France during the Spanish flu.
03:20:38.000I don't know who he was writing to, I'll try to find it right now, but he was talking about how they stocked up on a bunch of alcohol and people were being told, almost like now, you're told not to go anywhere but some people don't believe it.
03:20:49.000I forget, he was talking about another writer friend of his who wasn't taking it seriously and like Whoa, so it was like real similar.