The Joe Rogan Experience - April 17, 2020


Joe Rogan Experience #1460 - Donnell Rawlings


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 1 minute

Words per Minute

199.22052

Word Count

36,122

Sentence Count

3,762

Misogynist Sentences

133

Hate Speech Sentences

94


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about the new strain of the flu, how to deal with it, and why you should be afraid of catching it. Also, we talk about how to prevent getting sick and how to get over it. Don't worry, we'll be back next week with a new episode of the boys' favorite podcast, The Real Reel Boys! (featuring special guest Joe) Joe is a standup comedian, standup comic, writer, and podcaster. He has been in the entertainment industry for over 20 years and is a frequent guest on shows like Comedy Central and MTV. He is also a regular on the radio show and hosts a podcast called with his good friend and co-host, . This episode is dedicated to all the people affected by the new flu strain, SARS-19, and how they should be worried about getting sick with this new strain. We also talk about what to do if you get sick with the flu and what you should do to prevent it from spreading to your friends, family, and your co-workers. This is a must-listen episode for anyone with a cold or flu virus. or a runny nose. Enjoy, and stay tuned for next week's episode of The Real Boys' Real Talk with Joe and Joe's next episode of featuring Joe. , featuring special guest, Donnell, aka Donnell the weed cough. Thanks, Joe! (Noah). Thank you for listening to the episode, Donellis for coming to the podcast, Joe, for coming on the pod, and for being a part of the podcast with us this week's Real Boys Podcast! and for coming out with us to talk about this episode and being a little bit of our thoughts on the new normal, and our thoughts and opinions on this new normal and what we should do about the flu season. (we hope you like it, don t forget to leave us a review on social distancing, thank you, and we hope you all have a nice day, and that we can all the best week. and good vibes, and a good week next week, and have a good rest next week! love ya'll have a great week, bye, bye! xoxo, Joe and Donnell. :D xo -Jon


Transcript

00:00:00.000 One.
00:00:00.000 Done!
00:00:01.000 We're live.
00:00:02.000 Mmm.
00:00:05.000 So good to see you.
00:00:10.000 Okay, this is not the cough that people expect to cough from me.
00:00:12.000 This is just a weed cough.
00:00:16.000 Donnell has not been tested.
00:00:18.000 He will be tested today at the end of the podcast.
00:00:20.000 I'm not worried.
00:00:22.000 But you ain't got to blow it up like that, bud.
00:00:24.000 Give me a chance to explain.
00:00:26.000 I'm not worried.
00:00:26.000 I'm not worried.
00:00:27.000 Give me a chance.
00:00:28.000 And I understand.
00:00:29.000 I haven't, but I have subscribed.
00:00:33.000 Six feet?
00:00:34.000 I have my measure.
00:00:35.000 I have subscribed to...
00:00:36.000 Social distancing.
00:00:37.000 Social distancing, 100%.
00:00:39.000 But the new normal.
00:00:41.000 The new normal.
00:00:41.000 Should we move over a little bit?
00:00:42.000 The new normal.
00:00:43.000 And the new normal.
00:00:44.000 And this has nothing to do with you, Joe.
00:00:46.000 But just...
00:00:47.000 I'm just saying this.
00:00:49.000 It ain't...
00:00:50.000 I'm protected, possibly protecting myself.
00:00:54.000 From me to you.
00:00:56.000 And I love you, and I know that we have a certain amount of trust factor, but this 19 shit is kind of dead in how trustworthy you are to somebody.
00:01:08.000 What do you think?
00:01:09.000 Well, first of all, I think what's really important for everybody right now is to strengthen your immune system.
00:01:14.000 First of all, can I tell you something?
00:01:14.000 You look good.
00:01:16.000 You look like you lost weight.
00:01:17.000 Thank you.
00:01:17.000 Maybe like five pounds, but I feel good.
00:01:20.000 Thank you.
00:01:20.000 Yeah.
00:01:21.000 Should I? You don't have to take that fucking thing off.
00:01:23.000 I knew motherfuckers that eat Elks don't give a fuck about no COVID. Yo, once you eat Elk, you don't give a fuck about no COVID. Well, that's one thing is like eating well, eat healthy, take vitamins.
00:01:34.000 This is what you need to take for sure.
00:01:35.000 Vitamin C, large doses of vitamin C, vitamin D, and zinc.
00:01:40.000 Those are very important right now.
00:01:43.000 Isn't zinc an aphrodisiac also?
00:01:45.000 Yes, it's good for low.
00:01:46.000 So you can get your immune system up and get everything up.
00:01:49.000 Well, that's all connected to your body being healthy.
00:01:51.000 The more vital your body is, the more vitality you have.
00:01:57.000 Everything's going to work better.
00:01:58.000 Your hormones, your immune system, everything.
00:02:00.000 So those are things that I recommend to everybody.
00:02:03.000 But nobody's thinking about that, Joe.
00:02:05.000 Oh, you got to.
00:02:06.000 No, I'm saying you have to, but nobody is thinking about that.
00:02:09.000 Everybody is so afraid.
00:02:13.000 COVID to COVID to COVID. But I personally think that you should be more afraid of catching a cold and the flu than getting COVID-19.
00:02:20.000 I think you should be afraid of COVID-19, but you should also be afraid of catching the flu.
00:02:24.000 Right.
00:02:24.000 All of it's bad.
00:02:26.000 All of it's bad.
00:02:27.000 It's not good to be sick.
00:02:28.000 But...
00:02:29.000 When you protect your immune system and keep your body healthy and strong, it definitely, it's like you have troops, alright?
00:02:37.000 You gotta think of the virus as like an invading army.
00:02:40.000 All these viruses.
00:02:42.000 And apparently, that Lex Friedman quote, what was it?
00:02:45.000 How many different viruses are there?
00:02:47.000 Hundreds of thousands that are constantly competing?
00:02:50.000 Like, he was describing it, this genius Russian scientist that I have on the podcast.
00:02:54.000 He was like, specifically the COVID virus?
00:02:56.000 Well, he's talking about all viruses in general.
00:02:57.000 He's saying it's like a world war out there, viruses.
00:03:00.000 But what I hear, when it comes to it being a world war, I've heard that the COVID... Look at what this guy wrote.
00:03:07.000 There's 320,000 plus distinct viruses in mammals and 100 million invertebrates and plants.
00:03:15.000 There's an epic microscopic world war going on all around us and inside us.
00:03:20.000 Nature is beautiful and terrifying.
00:03:22.000 So why is this one getting the...
00:03:25.000 Headlines.
00:03:28.000 It's a novel coronavirus, meaning no one has an immune system for it.
00:03:32.000 No one has developed immunity.
00:03:33.000 You know, when you think about other diseases like the common cold or, you know, different flus, like we've had flus.
00:03:41.000 People have a certain amount of immunity to flu.
00:03:43.000 You get flu shots.
00:03:44.000 You can get a flu shot.
00:03:45.000 It gives you an immunity to a certain amount.
00:03:47.000 Even when they get the flu shot wrong, Apparently, because sometimes they guess the wrong flu strain.
00:03:53.000 It still has enough of what a flu is to protect you somewhat, so it'll keep you from getting more sick.
00:04:00.000 So corona is actually a strain of, it's like the baby brother of the flu?
00:04:03.000 Not really.
00:04:04.000 It's a type of virus.
00:04:06.000 A coronavirus is a whole category of viruses that includes the common cold.
00:04:11.000 This is, they call it SARS-2 or COVID-19.
00:04:16.000 And this is a new one.
00:04:17.000 So the problem with this is no one knows how it gets spread.
00:04:22.000 Even back as far as January, they were thinking it didn't spread through the air.
00:04:26.000 They were thinking it didn't spread person to person.
00:04:29.000 And I know this might be some ignorant questions, but I know a lot of ignorant people.
00:04:32.000 No, it's not ignorance, man.
00:04:32.000 It's not ignorance.
00:04:33.000 None of us really know.
00:04:35.000 We're learning.
00:04:39.000 Like you said, I think what people are fearful of the most is if it's airborne.
00:04:44.000 Yes.
00:04:44.000 I mean, I don't know if that is the specific reason why they're enforcing wearing masks or whatever.
00:04:49.000 And I don't know if we've got to that panic stage.
00:04:52.000 I know none of the people have announced it or anything, but it hasn't been classified as a virus that's airborne.
00:04:59.000 Like, it doesn't just fly around motherfucking, fly around shit all day.
00:05:06.000 Well, when a virus is airborne, what it means is like when you sneeze or you cough or you, you know, breathe on someone, there's moisture that's going through your mouth and into the air and it's spreading.
00:05:17.000 It's traveling a certain amount of distance.
00:05:19.000 That's how things are airborne.
00:05:20.000 It's not like they're just flying around.
00:05:22.000 It's they're coming out of people and they're getting in other people.
00:05:25.000 So the average space a motherfucker can spit some shit at six feet before it can affect you?
00:05:31.000 There's a lot of theories.
00:05:32.000 Some people think it could be as much as 13 feet.
00:05:35.000 Really?
00:05:35.000 Yeah, they don't know.
00:05:36.000 It's all guesswork.
00:05:37.000 It's all guesswork.
00:05:38.000 They're learning as they go along.
00:05:41.000 But they do know it travels through the air.
00:05:43.000 There was a really sad story about a choir that got together.
00:05:49.000 Black?
00:05:49.000 I don't know.
00:05:51.000 I don't know.
00:05:51.000 They didn't say I don't believe.
00:05:53.000 How many people died?
00:05:53.000 A choir?
00:05:53.000 A couple people died because they were all singing together.
00:05:57.000 And when you're singing together, you're raising your voice and you're projecting.
00:06:01.000 So probably like feeling the air with all this stuff.
00:06:05.000 I just...
00:06:06.000 It's just interesting, man, because you like...
00:06:12.000 Everybody, all you hear people say is like, I can't wait for it to get back to normal again.
00:06:18.000 I can't wait.
00:06:19.000 And I think that people want to have enough confidence in the government or Donald Trump.
00:06:25.000 I think some people are just waiting for him to say, okay, we're good.
00:06:29.000 It's over.
00:06:30.000 And that's not going to be the case.
00:06:31.000 It'll never be like...
00:06:33.000 Charlamagne posted something on his Instagram today.
00:06:35.000 I don't fuck with Charlamagne, son.
00:06:35.000 Was it a booty picture?
00:06:36.000 No, it wasn't a booty picture.
00:06:38.000 Was it a picture with him kissing the tongue, kissing Malik Yoba, son?
00:06:40.000 Could you go to Charlamagne's Instagram?
00:06:42.000 Yo, son, you know you can't bring that name up around me, son.
00:06:45.000 You guys love each other.
00:06:47.000 Oh, my God.
00:06:48.000 Booty, booty, booty.
00:06:49.000 Can you introduce this with some booty music at least, son?
00:06:53.000 You just started a fucking fight.
00:06:56.000 I didn't.
00:06:57.000 I didn't.
00:06:57.000 When he posted...
00:06:58.000 Oh, my God.
00:07:00.000 And his name is Lenard, Joe.
00:07:01.000 Okay.
00:07:02.000 Charlemagne is a great name.
00:07:03.000 Oh, yeah, but the God part is the thing I would never connect with.
00:07:06.000 Oh, yeah.
00:07:07.000 Yeah.
00:07:07.000 Well, he can get away with it somehow.
00:07:09.000 Lenard.
00:07:10.000 Lenard, he even says that.
00:07:10.000 But if you go to his Instagram, there's something he posted about the Spanish flu.
00:07:14.000 Why you ain't go to the one I posted about here?
00:07:16.000 Oh, that's my...
00:07:17.000 Well, go ahead.
00:07:17.000 And Spanish flu.
00:07:18.000 Go ahead.
00:07:19.000 I'm sorry.
00:07:19.000 I don't know if you know which one it is.
00:07:20.000 No, it's a photograph.
00:07:23.000 I think he...
00:07:24.000 God damn it.
00:07:25.000 Am I wrong?
00:07:26.000 I was pretty sure it was happening.
00:07:27.000 What about that one in Charlamagne?
00:07:28.000 You don't want to show that one.
00:07:30.000 Nah, that's the one you know.
00:07:32.000 I don't know that Charlamagne.
00:07:33.000 I know that motherfucker with them yellow Richard Simmons booty shorts.
00:07:37.000 Okay, but before we lose track of what we're talking about.
00:07:39.000 And I promise I won't interrupt it.
00:07:41.000 No, I'm just saying, Joe.
00:07:43.000 I'm trying my hardest.
00:07:44.000 I know you guys.
00:07:45.000 I'm trying my hardest not to interrupt, man, but I can't stand them booty shorts, but go ahead.
00:07:49.000 I'm sorry.
00:07:50.000 Go ahead, man.
00:07:51.000 Maybe it wasn't his.
00:07:52.000 I swore I did not bring this up just to start this shit.
00:07:56.000 No, it's like you set me up, bro.
00:07:57.000 No, no, I did not.
00:07:58.000 I would never do that.
00:07:59.000 I would never do that.
00:07:59.000 I only did it because he...
00:08:00.000 I thought it was him.
00:08:02.000 Someone posted...
00:08:03.000 Maybe he did it on Twitter.
00:08:04.000 I don't know.
00:08:04.000 Someone posted something that was a picture of these people that got tired of social distancing after the 1918 flu.
00:08:12.000 And they were out in the streets celebrating the end of the war.
00:08:15.000 And they said that that started a resurging cases.
00:08:19.000 And the second wave wound up killing more people than died in the war.
00:08:23.000 And you know who those people were?
00:08:25.000 Young men.
00:08:26.000 No, they were motherfuckers that was in fucked up relationships.
00:08:31.000 Joe, if Corona don't test anything, it's going to test the love that you have for the person that you're supposed to love.
00:08:40.000 And I'm pretty sure, like, nobody wants to die, right?
00:08:44.000 Definitely nobody wants to die, right?
00:08:46.000 But sometimes they just mention that, you know what?
00:08:50.000 Huh!
00:08:51.000 You're finding out if you made a mistake right now.
00:08:53.000 You made a mistake, but you start, and I hope this is not the case with people, you start weighing it.
00:08:58.000 You're like, oh, fuck, man, I swear.
00:09:01.000 Well, women with men, too, man.
00:09:03.000 Imagine living with a guy who's falling apart right now.
00:09:06.000 Falling apart?
00:09:07.000 And the health-wise or just mentioning their life?
00:09:09.000 No.
00:09:10.000 Like, if you're together, you're together in a house 24-7, and, you know, you're falling apart as far as Like, the way you're handling this.
00:09:21.000 Like, some people can just accept, okay, this is a new normal.
00:09:24.000 There's people running around right now, fuck this, open the fucking government back up!
00:09:29.000 There's people that are freaking out right now.
00:09:31.000 And there's people that have points, and there's people that don't have points, but men and women.
00:09:35.000 Like, everybody's a mess right now.
00:09:36.000 But you know, you're absolutely right, and I know you got it.
00:09:41.000 You're a fan of David.
00:09:42.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:43.000 Love him.
00:09:44.000 David and David Goggins.
00:09:45.000 Oh, love him too.
00:09:46.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:47.000 I agree with you.
00:09:49.000 You have different mindsets when something like this happens.
00:09:51.000 Yeah.
00:09:52.000 You have the mindset of like, oh fuck, what am I going to do?
00:09:54.000 How am I going to get money?
00:09:55.000 Fuck.
00:09:56.000 Oh my God.
00:09:57.000 I only can survive for one week.
00:09:59.000 Somebody please help me.
00:10:01.000 You got that motherfucker, the bitch motherfucker.
00:10:03.000 Then you got a motherfucker that's calm and says, okay, there will be some challenges.
00:10:09.000 I'm not sure where the next money is going to come from, but I can't just sit there and bitch about it.
00:10:15.000 I got to do something about it.
00:10:16.000 You got to do something about it.
00:10:17.000 Like you say, and one of the things that this is going to, what's going to happen with this, it's going to increase awareness on so many fucking levels.
00:10:26.000 Because they do these COVID fucking briefs every day, right?
00:10:30.000 And there's three things they say is going to really fuck you up if you do.
00:10:35.000 Drugs, alcohol, and it's another one.
00:10:37.000 Obesity.
00:10:38.000 Obesity, drugs, and alcohol.
00:10:40.000 They said obesity was the number one factor in New York City.
00:10:42.000 And this is the thing.
00:10:43.000 This is what they don't report.
00:10:45.000 And I'm not shitting on anybody, you know.
00:10:48.000 God bless.
00:10:49.000 I mean, hopefully nobody I know gets it.
00:10:51.000 I don't want shit to happen anyway.
00:10:52.000 But this is what they don't mention when they say these numbers.
00:10:55.000 You know?
00:10:56.000 And it's crazy.
00:10:57.000 I ain't trying to be an asshole.
00:10:59.000 500 people died today.
00:11:01.000 They don't break it down.
00:11:02.000 Is it 500 Joe Rogan niggas?
00:11:04.000 Is it 500 David Goggins, niggas?
00:11:07.000 No, it's probably...
00:11:08.000 You know what it is.
00:11:11.000 It is, but sometimes it's not.
00:11:12.000 That's what's scary about this shit.
00:11:14.000 I know sometimes it's not, but we do know, Joe, that it contributes.
00:11:18.000 Yes.
00:11:18.000 It has a major factor in it.
00:11:19.000 It's a major factor, and people need to know that it's a major factor and stop saving their feelings.
00:11:23.000 Just letting them know as a fact...
00:11:25.000 Yeah.
00:11:26.000 Some fat motherfuckers is dying of COVID. Yes, and sometimes like when you're just talking shit about someone being fat.
00:11:31.000 I saw a motherfucker on the internet, Joe.
00:11:33.000 This nigga was live with a ventilator, right?
00:11:36.000 He sounded like Biggie Smalls.
00:11:37.000 He was like, I'm letting y'all know this is serious.
00:11:40.000 Nigga, yes, it's serious.
00:11:42.000 You know what else is serious too?
00:11:43.000 Those 10 pieces of chicken, that extra sweet tea, that motherfucking potato salad with mayonnaise and mayonnaise and mayonnaise and mayonnaise.
00:11:51.000 All of that shit is important.
00:11:52.000 All of it is relevant.
00:11:53.000 All of it's relevant.
00:11:54.000 All of it is fucking relevant.
00:11:55.000 It's delicious food, but you know what you're doing when you're eating it.
00:11:59.000 When you drink something, you know why you're drinking it.
00:12:03.000 If you drink a regular Coca-Cola, it's goddamn delicious.
00:12:06.000 But you know you're going to pay for it.
00:12:08.000 You know what you're doing, though.
00:12:09.000 It's like Fram oil filters.
00:12:10.000 You can pay me now, or you can pay me later.
00:12:12.000 One of my shop teachers used to tell me that all the time.
00:12:15.000 He'd be like, I was a fuck-up in school, right?
00:12:17.000 And he'd be like, Donnell, I'd be fucked up.
00:12:20.000 He'd be like, Donnell, listen, my lessons are like...
00:12:22.000 Fram oil filters.
00:12:23.000 You can pay me now, or you can pay me later.
00:12:25.000 I was young and dumb.
00:12:27.000 When you're young and dumb, you don't know what wisdom is.
00:12:29.000 You're like, this old motherfucker need to shut the fuck up.
00:12:31.000 I didn't know what he meant until those lessons he tried to teach me then.
00:12:36.000 As I got older, I was like, now I know what the fuck he's talking about.
00:12:40.000 You can pay me $2 for this air filter now or $3,000 for a whole new transmission.
00:12:46.000 Right.
00:12:46.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:12:47.000 And people don't understand that.
00:12:49.000 That's a way of looking at it for sure.
00:12:51.000 But the problem with people's bodies and what they put into them is they get this connection in their head that this is rewarding them.
00:13:01.000 That food is rewarding them.
00:13:02.000 That's sugar.
00:13:03.000 Right.
00:13:03.000 Yeah, it's sugar.
00:13:04.000 It's a trap.
00:13:05.000 It's sugar and it's carbohydrates.
00:13:07.000 Black people, we've been trapped for so long, bro.
00:13:10.000 No, no, more than you.
00:13:11.000 Black people, you go to any black person's house, you're going to have sugar in the cabinet and salt, right?
00:13:16.000 You go to a white person's house, you have oregano.
00:13:20.000 You have thyme, you have rosemary and shit.
00:13:22.000 Where the fuck is the sugars?
00:13:24.000 Where's the salts?
00:13:25.000 But you cook, right?
00:13:26.000 Yeah, I do.
00:13:27.000 Are you big in the spices?
00:13:30.000 Do you know your spices?
00:13:31.000 I know my spices, but one of the things that I'm trying to do, and not like Heather B, because Heather B is a good friend of mine, right?
00:13:37.000 And she just, everything is fried, right?
00:13:39.000 What I want to do, and I get impressed, is trying to cook cleaner.
00:13:45.000 And for a black person, telling a black person to eat clean, it's like, ugh, that shit nasty.
00:13:52.000 Do you get your health work done?
00:13:54.000 Do you get, like, blood work done to see where your body's at?
00:13:57.000 I don't know where my COVID shit is right now.
00:13:59.000 They're gonna come here.
00:14:01.000 I thought you had it.
00:14:02.000 Goddamn, you're like, who's gonna administer the test?
00:14:04.000 I thought you had a test.
00:14:04.000 Is it gonna be a nurse?
00:14:06.000 Charlamagne?
00:14:07.000 As long as it's not Charlamagne.
00:14:09.000 You can't fly here from New York City.
00:14:11.000 They won't let you.
00:14:12.000 And I want to know, and that's another thing that's a drawback of this whole process.
00:14:20.000 Who has access to a test?
00:14:23.000 You know what I mean?
00:14:24.000 Who has access to a test?
00:14:26.000 There's a whole line outside.
00:14:29.000 There's a bunch of these stations.
00:14:31.000 They've set up all around the valley where you can pull in and they'll give you a test.
00:14:37.000 But is that something that the government's paying for as part of your insurance?
00:14:42.000 I don't know.
00:14:42.000 It's a good question.
00:14:43.000 Jamie, do you know?
00:14:45.000 The one that's on before, you need like a doctor's prescription.
00:14:48.000 But eventually, they're going to have to be able to...
00:14:50.000 Eventually, it's going to have to be accessible to everybody.
00:14:53.000 It should be free.
00:14:54.000 Right.
00:14:55.000 It should be...
00:14:55.000 Look, if we're going to spend money on anything, we should spend money on that.
00:14:58.000 Right.
00:14:58.000 God damn.
00:14:59.000 The idea that you're going to make people pay for that.
00:15:01.000 You can't.
00:15:02.000 It's crazy.
00:15:02.000 Yeah, you can't.
00:15:03.000 This is a thing that's happening right now.
00:15:05.000 It's almost like...
00:15:06.000 There's a lot of dangerous shit that happens when things go into chaos because there's people that take advantage of those moments.
00:15:13.000 People get rich?
00:15:14.000 People get rich, but more importantly, laws get passed because people are scared.
00:15:18.000 And those laws can like be – they could sneak something in where they ban encryption.
00:15:24.000 Or they sneak something in where they stop digital currencies that aren't controlled by certain companies.
00:15:31.000 They can sneak weird shit in while people are freaking out.
00:15:34.000 24-hour surveillance because we want to make sure that people don't loot and riot.
00:15:37.000 Weird shit can happen that can erode your civil liberties when things get chaotic.
00:15:41.000 Different.
00:15:42.000 Change.
00:15:42.000 This is a weird time.
00:15:45.000 But this is where we live.
00:15:47.000 This is life right now.
00:15:48.000 You just got to accept that.
00:15:49.000 Do you think something like this had to happen?
00:15:52.000 For people to put real family values and what's important in perspective?
00:15:57.000 Do you believe, like we talked about it off, like, and I'm like, I'm a religious person to the extent that I know that it is something that makes people feel good about it.
00:16:08.000 Yeah.
00:16:09.000 But then you have those holy, holy, holy people that celebrate God on one level, but then when something like this happens, they don't understand that if you believe that God can fix anything, it's going to take you to the Promised Land.
00:16:24.000 He had to be part of the narrative of this curse.
00:16:28.000 I think it's how much responsibility you put on yourself and how much responsibility, even if you believe in God, you put on that.
00:16:33.000 Like, you gotta do some work yourself, too.
00:16:36.000 Like, even if you believe in God, don't get so fat that you're gonna die.
00:16:39.000 You gotta...
00:16:39.000 Yeah, don't do that.
00:16:40.000 Don't let yourself do that.
00:16:41.000 Start drinking water.
00:16:42.000 Just exercise.
00:16:43.000 Stop eating as much sugar.
00:16:45.000 You can do it.
00:16:45.000 It can be done.
00:16:46.000 Joe, I tell motherfuckers all the fucking time...
00:16:49.000 You gotta fucking help God.
00:16:51.000 Help him.
00:16:51.000 You gotta help him.
00:16:52.000 You can't just be like, oh shit, God, I hope I don't get diabetes.
00:16:58.000 Let me get the cotton candy.
00:17:00.000 Let me get the extra sweet tea.
00:17:01.000 Let me get the funnel cake.
00:17:02.000 You can't do that.
00:17:04.000 Right.
00:17:05.000 You're right.
00:17:05.000 You can't.
00:17:06.000 Shouldn't.
00:17:07.000 If you do, you're doing a disservice to the gift of life.
00:17:11.000 You know how many people out there in wheelchairs?
00:17:13.000 They're born with horrible, debilitating diseases.
00:17:15.000 They can't do shit.
00:17:16.000 People have been in accidents.
00:17:17.000 People have been blown up in war.
00:17:19.000 They can't even move around.
00:17:20.000 And here you are taking a perfectly good body.
00:17:23.000 And just dump and bullshit into it while it just explodes.
00:17:26.000 And I understand that people get addicted to things.
00:17:29.000 You get addicted to that feeling of the rush of eating.
00:17:32.000 But you gotta get yourself off of it.
00:17:34.000 You gotta figure out a way to live your life better.
00:17:36.000 It can be done.
00:17:37.000 Other people have done it.
00:17:38.000 You can do it too.
00:17:39.000 The idea that you can't do it is stupid.
00:17:41.000 You know, you just gave me a thought, and the reason why sometimes I interrupt, because I know I got ADD, right?
00:17:47.000 And if I don't get my thought out in that second, I'll fucking forget about it.
00:17:51.000 I get it.
00:17:52.000 You're just sensitive to interrupting now after the Rizzo podcast.
00:17:55.000 No, no, son, I'm not sensitive.
00:17:57.000 I'm sensitive to your fucking fans, because them niggas is nasty to me, son.
00:18:01.000 No, no.
00:18:02.000 No, not in a bad way.
00:18:03.000 People love you.
00:18:04.000 Yeah, they love me, but they got to get to know me.
00:18:07.000 Listen, man, I knew you were going to be you.
00:18:09.000 And I really enjoyed meeting RZA. He's a fascinating dude.
00:18:14.000 I have a lot of respect for him.
00:18:15.000 He's a genius.
00:18:16.000 He's a really interesting guy.
00:18:17.000 But it was funny to watch this.
00:18:19.000 No, the funniest thing.
00:18:20.000 I'm going to tell you the funny thing about it.
00:18:22.000 And I haven't said this.
00:18:23.000 I was like this.
00:18:24.000 I'm going to do Rogan.
00:18:25.000 People were like, what you going to talk about?
00:18:26.000 I was like, nigga, I'm just going to talk about.
00:18:28.000 I felt like we had so much to talk about, right?
00:18:31.000 Yeah.
00:18:32.000 And I don't feel like...
00:18:34.000 I owe anybody an apology or anything, but I would like to give an explanation.
00:18:41.000 Please don't.
00:18:42.000 You're great.
00:18:43.000 You're just being you.
00:18:45.000 They hated me though, Joe.
00:18:46.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:47.000 Joe, that's easy for you to say.
00:18:48.000 They fucking hated me, Joe.
00:18:50.000 That's incorrect.
00:18:50.000 Joe, they fucking hated me, Joe.
00:18:52.000 Don't try to tone it down.
00:18:53.000 The people that commented that you read hate you.
00:18:57.000 You can't say they hated you.
00:18:58.000 There's so many people.
00:18:59.000 I don't give a fuck about the people that love me.
00:19:01.000 Nobody cares about that person.
00:19:03.000 I already got them in the bag, bro.
00:19:06.000 I don't give a fuck.
00:19:07.000 I love you.
00:19:07.000 Fuck you.
00:19:08.000 Who's an asshole?
00:19:09.000 You know, it was...
00:19:11.000 You can never get to a zero point.
00:19:15.000 You can never get to a no-haters point.
00:19:17.000 It doesn't exist.
00:19:18.000 It doesn't exist.
00:19:19.000 I just need to break it down just a little bit.
00:19:21.000 Listen, because you said they weren't mad at you.
00:19:24.000 Some of them were mad.
00:19:26.000 A lot of them were mad.
00:19:27.000 You're reading too many of the comments.
00:19:29.000 And you did.
00:19:29.000 When we left, and this was before COVID-19, when we would embrace, when I see you, I hug.
00:19:34.000 And funny, the irony of that interview was at the end of it, you and I were feeling good about it.
00:19:39.000 I loved it.
00:19:40.000 Yo, I loved it.
00:19:41.000 Listen, bro.
00:19:42.000 I loved it like a motherfucker.
00:19:44.000 So I damn near tongue kissed you.
00:19:45.000 Pause, no Charlamagne.
00:19:47.000 No Charlamagne.
00:19:48.000 Yo, you embraced me because you said, I remember what you said.
00:19:51.000 You said at the end of it, because that's when RZA did the freestyle or whatever at the end.
00:19:55.000 And you said, and hearing you say this means a lot.
00:20:00.000 You said, that might be one of the greatest outros in podcast history.
00:20:04.000 100%.
00:20:04.000 Coming from a motherfucker that's 1,200 plus.
00:20:07.000 You just seen it all, right?
00:20:08.000 And I was like, you right.
00:20:10.000 And we hugged.
00:20:11.000 And I do remember you telling me this too.
00:20:13.000 Don't read the comments, right?
00:20:14.000 Yeah.
00:20:15.000 I'm hard-headed, son.
00:20:16.000 I'm hard-headed, son.
00:20:18.000 Ride or die.
00:20:19.000 And I'm looking at you like, what the fuck do you mean, Joe?
00:20:22.000 The streets love me.
00:20:24.000 Man, I had a good run.
00:20:26.000 Listen, let me tell you something, Joe.
00:20:29.000 You said don't read the comments.
00:20:30.000 I know this might be excessive, but I think I only read 2,782.
00:20:35.000 Oh, my God.
00:20:36.000 And it was nice, it was nice.
00:20:38.000 And then they started using words that only the vocabulary of a real podcaster, cringe.
00:20:45.000 Like what words?
00:20:46.000 The word cringe.
00:20:47.000 Oh, cringe.
00:20:48.000 Just straight cringe.
00:20:49.000 Like, I need a little bit more information.
00:20:51.000 What the fuck is your definition of cringe?
00:20:53.000 They was like, cringe.
00:20:54.000 Motherfucker said...
00:20:55.000 And this is the real assholes.
00:20:57.000 They didn't want anybody to get to know me or anything.
00:20:59.000 They was telling people exactly where on the timeline...
00:21:03.000 To find the disgust they had.
00:21:06.000 They'd be like, I almost fucking killed myself at 1738. Okay, can a motherfucking get 16 minutes before we get there?
00:21:15.000 Donnell, I'm telling you, you can't pay attention to that.
00:21:18.000 You just gotta be you.
00:21:20.000 You're great.
00:21:20.000 You're great.
00:21:21.000 Joe, Joe, Joe.
00:21:22.000 That's easy for you to say, Joe.
00:21:24.000 Yo, how many years did it take you to just be you and comfortable like this?
00:21:30.000 And the reason why I'm saying that, when you first started, And the birth of my podcast was because of that.
00:21:36.000 When you first started, I know as calm as your demeanor is right now and as comfortable, and I may be wrong, as comfortable of saying, fuck them, don't worry about them, I know that could not have been your beginning.
00:21:49.000 You had to have had...
00:21:52.000 And I may be wrong.
00:21:53.000 You had to like, okay, why did that person say that?
00:21:55.000 What do they mean by that?
00:21:57.000 Donnell, I think I have brain damage.
00:21:58.000 From what?
00:21:59.000 From getting hit in the head.
00:22:00.000 And I don't think I worry about the same things that people worry about.
00:22:04.000 Right.
00:22:04.000 You're absolutely right.
00:22:06.000 That's a real possibility, right?
00:22:07.000 You know me.
00:22:08.000 That might be real, right?
00:22:10.000 There might be something going on there, but it's also...
00:22:13.000 I had that Fear Factor money and I just wanted to do stand-up.
00:22:17.000 And I was free.
00:22:18.000 Okay, so you had...
00:22:20.000 I don't buy a lot of shit.
00:22:23.000 I don't go crazy.
00:22:25.000 I like cars.
00:22:26.000 That's my only addiction.
00:22:28.000 But when I did something like Fear Factor and making some money, it gave me this freedom to not worry about ever doing But you always have been of that mindset.
00:22:38.000 Yeah, but it reinforced it.
00:22:41.000 Things like that reinforce it.
00:22:42.000 Like having savings in the bank is nice, but also doing what you want to do is nice too.
00:22:50.000 One of the things that I learned from Fear Factor is that I don't want to do that anymore.
00:22:53.000 I don't want to do that kind of stuff anymore.
00:22:55.000 You know what?
00:22:56.000 I don't want to be premature of it, but I consider you my podcast mentor.
00:23:01.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:23:02.000 But not being...
00:23:06.000 I'm not into it too early, but you made me feel that type of confidence in terms of controlling your own destiny, being in control of your own shit, and this is what you want to do.
00:23:20.000 Because I've talked to you about...
00:23:21.000 Every time I get an idea, I hear you.
00:23:23.000 I'm like, what do you think about this?
00:23:24.000 It's a TV show.
00:23:25.000 And you told me, like, I was excited about this idea.
00:23:27.000 And you were like...
00:23:29.000 The podcast, bro.
00:23:30.000 You control it.
00:23:31.000 It's your show.
00:23:32.000 You're you, right?
00:23:33.000 You're you at your best when you're just having fun, being you.
00:23:38.000 And no one's going to allow you to do that.
00:23:40.000 These producers are going to get greasy.
00:23:42.000 They're going to get their greasy hands on you, and they're going to try to do this, or get you to wear that, or don't talk about this.
00:23:48.000 Donnell, if you could just lay back here.
00:23:51.000 There's a bunch of people directing you.
00:23:53.000 You're not going to get to who you really are.
00:23:54.000 You've got to do it by yourself.
00:23:56.000 Where'd you find that?
00:23:57.000 I ain't trying to interview you in your own show, but when did you feel that?
00:24:01.000 I just knew that.
00:24:02.000 Because I saw a Tom Green interview you did?
00:24:04.000 Yeah.
00:24:05.000 And this was like, I don't know if this was considered the birth, because this wasn't the technology, the whole thing.
00:24:10.000 And you were like breaking it.
00:24:11.000 It was weird for me to hear you breaking down the future of it to somebody that was actually doing it.
00:24:18.000 And you said, you said, you got to figure out This is important.
00:24:22.000 How do you make money off of it?
00:24:23.000 How do you make money off of it?
00:24:24.000 Yeah.
00:24:24.000 But you also got to keep it the way it is, where no one was fucking with it.
00:24:27.000 When I went to Tom Green's house, he just had these wires.
00:24:30.000 Like, this is 2007, so it wasn't as sophisticated back then.
00:24:33.000 And when I realized that timeline, I'm like, what the fuck?
00:24:34.000 They going live?
00:24:35.000 How the fuck?
00:24:37.000 That was dial-up!
00:24:38.000 Not only was it, no, people had cable, and they had ISDN lines, and 2007, it was like, a lot of people had cable.
00:24:45.000 It wasn't near the bandwidth that you got now, but he had all the servers and everything in his house.
00:24:51.000 He had this dope house in the hills, and he had turned this house into a TV studio.
00:24:57.000 His living room wasn't a living room anymore.
00:24:59.000 It had a desk, it had monitors behind it, and all this was like these big fat fucking cables.
00:25:04.000 So that was the show after Canada, the Canadian show?
00:25:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:07.000 He did this all on his own, and I had actually met with the company, I met them at the Denver Comedy Works, and talked to them a little bit about doing something similar.
00:25:16.000 But I was like, my thought was like, as soon as you start doing it with a company, now you're doing the same thing again.
00:25:22.000 You're just doing it online.
00:25:24.000 You're just doing it online.
00:25:26.000 There's different kinds of people, and it's not a value judgment, but there's different kinds of people.
00:25:31.000 There's wild, creative people, and then there's studio executives.
00:25:36.000 Studio executives are the people that have to look at these wild, creative people and go, How do I make sure that Donnell doesn't go crazy?
00:25:43.000 I'm going to put him on this show.
00:25:44.000 That's why I'm not on a regular TV show.
00:25:47.000 He says he gets too wild.
00:25:49.000 We've got to bring him down.
00:25:50.000 He said son too much.
00:25:51.000 We've got to keep him on.
00:25:53.000 The commercials have to come in seven minutes.
00:25:55.000 He has to be ready to make that break.
00:25:57.000 And they'll say, look, we've got numbers, Donnell, that shows when you start talking about this, people get upset and they tune off.
00:26:03.000 But if you just talk about this, we're better.
00:26:06.000 So we've written you some talking points, and they'll bring you some shit.
00:26:09.000 Look, we're not writing for you.
00:26:10.000 We're just giving you some stuff to play with.
00:26:11.000 And you're like, what the fuck is this?
00:26:13.000 But I do need the money.
00:26:14.000 And then you have to have a meeting, and Debbie's going to pull you into the office and go, Donnell, I just don't think you respect me.
00:26:19.000 Okay, we have to work together.
00:26:20.000 I'm your executive producer.
00:26:22.000 I'm here to put this show together.
00:26:23.000 You have to work with me.
00:26:24.000 And I don't want to, I would love to work with you, but I don't want to, because you don't respect the fact that I, that you don't respect what I'm doing.
00:26:32.000 So how the fuck do you get to respect?
00:26:34.000 The wild creative people, it doesn't always work out.
00:26:37.000 Like sometimes they don't, it doesn't pan out.
00:26:39.000 A podcast doesn't pan out or a TV show doesn't pan out, but at least they have a chance.
00:26:45.000 You can't have a podcast like yours.
00:26:49.000 Yours is a perfect example.
00:26:51.000 You're just you.
00:26:52.000 A lot of it is just you ranting into the camera about shit.
00:26:57.000 No one would ever let you do it that way and let us build an organic audience.
00:27:03.000 And that's why...
00:27:05.000 When you were trying to tell me the beauty of it, I wasn't understanding.
00:27:08.000 Another reason I wasn't understanding, I was like, alright, motherfucker, when do the money kick in?
00:27:12.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:27:13.000 I understand that.
00:27:14.000 And you was like, yeah, Don Hale is going to be wonderful.
00:27:15.000 I was like this, alright, what number do I hit when I start getting the money?
00:27:21.000 Genuinely, they'd say, it's like when you start getting, I think it's like 100,000 downloads.
00:27:26.000 That's when advertisers become interested in you.
00:27:30.000 Because that's legitimate.
00:27:31.000 That's 100,000 people And as long as you pick your products carefully, I definitely didn't.
00:27:36.000 I'm good, man.
00:27:37.000 Right now, I'm coming.
00:27:38.000 Dick pills?
00:27:39.000 Mine was the Fleshlight.
00:27:40.000 It was the first one.
00:27:41.000 Flashlight?
00:27:42.000 Fleshlight.
00:27:43.000 What's the Fleshlight?
00:27:43.000 The Fleshlight is a fake pussy that comes and looks like a flashlight.
00:27:47.000 Are they still in business?
00:27:48.000 Oh yeah, they're still in business.
00:27:48.000 Yo, the Donnell Rawlings show.
00:27:51.000 And I want y'all to pay me for that one right now.
00:27:53.000 Let's do some fucking business.
00:27:55.000 They'll do some business with you, I bet.
00:27:56.000 If they still do podcasts, do they do anymore?
00:27:59.000 Well, that's how I met my friend Aubrey when we started On It together.
00:28:03.000 He was running this rubber pussy business.
00:28:08.000 Yo, you got to get it.
00:28:09.000 I'm going to tell you, Corona, have you wanted to sell anything?
00:28:11.000 Because I'm going to tell you, and I agree with what you said, and I was like, I wasn't concerned.
00:28:15.000 I wasn't thinking about when am I going to make the money out of the podcast.
00:28:18.000 First thing I was thinking about, can I do a good podcast?
00:28:21.000 You told me the most important thing is the consistency of it.
00:28:24.000 You got to get the reps in.
00:28:25.000 You know, motherfucker, you got a good podcast and don't come out for another five weeks.
00:28:29.000 You got to make people look forward to it.
00:28:30.000 So if you do it every week, once a week, twice a week, whatever you're doing, Then people are like, there's a bunch of podcasts that I subscribe to.
00:28:36.000 They come out on Monday.
00:28:37.000 I look forward to Monday.
00:28:38.000 I look forward to checking my phone.
00:28:39.000 Alright, good new episode.
00:28:41.000 I'm in it as a fan as much as I'm in it as someone who does it.
00:28:44.000 Yeah, I mean, you push me on it.
00:28:47.000 You talk shit to me.
00:28:50.000 People think you inspire me.
00:28:51.000 You was talking shit to me.
00:28:53.000 And I was trying to figure out...
00:28:55.000 I knew how to motivate you.
00:28:55.000 I knew it.
00:28:56.000 I was like, man, if I see this motherfucker...
00:28:58.000 You're too good.
00:28:58.000 I was like, if I see this motherfucker one time at a comedy store and he cracks his motherfucking neck and look me in my face and say, what the fuck are you doing?
00:29:06.000 I was like, that shut up factor.
00:29:09.000 But going to it...
00:29:10.000 But I knew I was right.
00:29:11.000 I knew I was like, Donnell, what the fuck are you doing?
00:29:13.000 I knew you was right, but I was scared, son.
00:29:15.000 I know, but look, it worked.
00:29:16.000 It worked.
00:29:17.000 And I was scared.
00:29:18.000 It's moving.
00:29:19.000 But, you know, and I feel...
00:29:22.000 Look at you.
00:29:22.000 You even have your own mask.
00:29:23.000 That's my son's hair right there, son.
00:29:25.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:29:26.000 That's my son.
00:29:27.000 And just speaking of that...
00:29:28.000 Show everybody your mask, though.
00:29:30.000 The mask is on there.
00:29:30.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:31.000 This is the Donna Wrong Show COVID mask.
00:29:32.000 Oh, we got merchandise for y'all punk motherfuckers now.
00:29:35.000 This is the...
00:29:36.000 What does it say on it?
00:29:37.000 Hold on.
00:29:38.000 Wait a minute.
00:29:38.000 Wait a minute.
00:29:39.000 What does it say?
00:29:39.000 It says...
00:29:40.000 It says, hold on, it says the Donnell Rawlings show on one side.
00:29:45.000 What is that?
00:29:45.000 What side?
00:29:46.000 Right.
00:29:47.000 The other side.
00:29:48.000 Oh, Donnell Rawlings show.
00:29:49.000 On the other side it says, not today, Corona.
00:29:52.000 Not today, Corona.
00:29:53.000 It won't happen today.
00:29:55.000 And if you see, yo, looks, alright, I'm going to tell y'all a secret.
00:29:58.000 I didn't want to...
00:29:59.000 Yo, I'ma tell you what happens.
00:30:01.000 This is a tough time for everybody.
00:30:04.000 Nobody wanted to take their hat off, right?
00:30:06.000 And yo, I've been feeling it, right?
00:30:08.000 And I was like, well, never act in Hollywood again if I do this, right?
00:30:11.000 So I started going, you'll see, I ain't embarrassed.
00:30:13.000 I got the motherfucking sunroof.
00:30:15.000 Dude, I got a sunroof.
00:30:17.000 No, I got a sunroof, sunroof.
00:30:19.000 Look at this, man.
00:30:20.000 This is a sunroof.
00:30:20.000 Yo, but your sunroof would make it for $50 million a year.
00:30:24.000 This is not the same roof.
00:30:26.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:30:27.000 This is a hoopty roof right here.
00:30:29.000 So I cut my son's hair, right?
00:30:31.000 And I was like, oh shit, what can I do, right?
00:30:34.000 He saw us there.
00:30:34.000 He was like, oh.
00:30:35.000 So I said, I'm going to fuck around.
00:30:36.000 I'll take you to the show.
00:30:37.000 And I'm going to get a glue stick.
00:30:40.000 And put it on my head just for fun.
00:30:42.000 He thought it would be funny.
00:30:43.000 And I showed him this podcast the other day.
00:30:45.000 And he got excited about it.
00:30:47.000 But the thing I like about me having that hair, it smells like him.
00:30:49.000 So it's like a little souvenir.
00:30:51.000 And right there, you know what?
00:30:53.000 Joe, I don't want to feel like I'm CVS or anything right now.
00:30:56.000 But I want to say, we all know when it comes to corona, there's certain things that go before you know if you have corona or you kind of feel it.
00:31:03.000 Your sense of smell and your sense of taste.
00:31:05.000 That's why, Joe, you're not going to believe this.
00:31:07.000 I came up with a one of a kind.
00:31:11.000 This is specific to me.
00:31:13.000 It's the Donnell Rawlings show.
00:31:15.000 Okay.
00:31:16.000 Now, I don't know if you're familiar with a smell called black ice.
00:31:20.000 Black ice?
00:31:20.000 Do you know what black ice is?
00:31:21.000 No.
00:31:23.000 You don't know what black ice is?
00:31:24.000 I don't know.
00:31:25.000 I wouldn't lie to you.
00:31:27.000 No, you don't really know what the black ice air freshener is.
00:31:31.000 I don't think so.
00:31:32.000 Do you know what it is?
00:31:33.000 You don't know?
00:31:34.000 Okay, I bet you'll know this.
00:31:36.000 I mean, do you know the air freshener?
00:31:38.000 For a car?
00:31:39.000 Alright, you know this one.
00:31:39.000 You know the Royal Pine air freshener, right?
00:31:42.000 Yeah, those little trees.
00:31:42.000 That's the white one!
00:31:49.000 You racist motherfuckers!
00:31:51.000 Yo, is there another color?
00:31:55.000 Let me just tell you right off the bat.
00:31:57.000 Listen, I'm a car freak.
00:32:00.000 I hate air fresheners.
00:32:01.000 I don't like them.
00:32:03.000 I want to smell car.
00:32:04.000 I want to smell gasoline and leather and carpet.
00:32:09.000 It's not about your car.
00:32:10.000 You've not been into a Cadillac, a black-owned Cadillac.
00:32:15.000 You've never had a ride with Snoop Dogg or any of the hip-hop dudes, right?
00:32:18.000 No.
00:32:19.000 That's right.
00:32:20.000 In the culture, black culture, black ice, it's just the smell.
00:32:22.000 You always have to have it in your car?
00:32:24.000 If you want to get some pussy back in the day...
00:32:28.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:32:29.000 Your car had to smell right!
00:32:30.000 Yo, Joe, I'm not bro-shitting.
00:32:32.000 There it is.
00:32:33.000 Oh my god, it's a tree, though.
00:32:34.000 Yeah, it's a tree.
00:32:35.000 It's the same thing.
00:32:36.000 It's the same thing as the white man's air freshener.
00:32:39.000 It's the same shape?
00:32:40.000 It's the black lives matter of air fresheners, Joe.
00:32:43.000 It is hilarious, though, they pretend.
00:32:45.000 Look, it's like a tree made out of chemicals.
00:32:48.000 But Joe...
00:32:49.000 Oh, it's like the woods.
00:32:50.000 Joe, I don't want to distract, but getting back to the candle, this is the Donnie Ross candle, right?
00:32:56.000 You got a candle?
00:32:57.000 Let me see that show.
00:32:57.000 Alright, check it out.
00:33:00.000 Whitney Cummins has one.
00:33:01.000 Angela Yee had one.
00:33:03.000 Check it out.
00:33:04.000 Tell me what you think.
00:33:06.000 Oh, that smells good.
00:33:08.000 Jamie, so you know what?
00:33:10.000 Now, let me smell it.
00:33:12.000 See, that's another thing.
00:33:13.000 This candle helps you during Corona.
00:33:16.000 Like, you burn that candle, and the minute you don't smell it, nigga, go get a test.
00:33:21.000 But more importantly, Joe, more importantly, Joe, could you read the description?
00:33:26.000 Could you read the description and the ingredients in it?
00:33:28.000 This shit back here?
00:33:29.000 Yes, sir.
00:33:29.000 I gotta get my glasses.
00:33:30.000 Get your glasses, man.
00:33:31.000 I have it on the screen if you can do that better.
00:33:33.000 Yeah, much better.
00:33:33.000 There we go.
00:33:35.000 From Marcy Projects to Hollywood, Donnell captured six true smells oils.
00:33:41.000 Going from ashy to classy.
00:33:43.000 Breathe in the memories of cold air hitting your skin on a winter's day.
00:33:48.000 Shades of your skin getting ashier and ashier as the brisk wind hit your arms and ankles.
00:33:56.000 Capture the energy of a good lotion without having it.
00:34:00.000 Black ash eliminates the smell of twerk and replaces it with its exotic smells.
00:34:06.000 The ingredients, Joe!
00:34:08.000 I don't know the first one.
00:34:09.000 What is that?
00:34:10.000 Bergamot?
00:34:10.000 Bergamot?
00:34:11.000 What is that?
00:34:11.000 I don't know what that is.
00:34:12.000 Do you know what that is, Jamie?
00:34:13.000 Bergamot, we don't know.
00:34:14.000 Sandalwood, I've heard of that.
00:34:15.000 Musk.
00:34:16.000 Elon.
00:34:18.000 Lavender.
00:34:18.000 Jasmine.
00:34:19.000 And Amber...
00:34:21.000 Ambergris.
00:34:23.000 Ambergris?
00:34:23.000 Ambergris.
00:34:24.000 Ambergus.
00:34:25.000 Do you know what that is?
00:34:26.000 Okay, Ambergus, this is where, because I have a really professional person that does these candles, right?
00:34:31.000 Ambergus, and I was talking to somebody that's really a health nut into raw stuff.
00:34:35.000 Ambergus, this is what I heard Ambergus was at first.
00:34:37.000 It was sperm.
00:34:39.000 From a whale.
00:34:41.000 I knew you were going to get excited about this.
00:34:43.000 Even when I thought about...
00:34:44.000 This is what I heard first.
00:34:46.000 It was sperm from a whale that they mined for, right?
00:34:50.000 But come to find out, it wasn't...
00:34:51.000 I thought it was...
00:34:52.000 I was like, oh, shit.
00:34:53.000 My candle got a whale nut, right?
00:34:56.000 But it's not that.
00:34:57.000 It's the byproduct of an actual sperm whale.
00:35:00.000 But no cruelty.
00:35:02.000 No cruelty.
00:35:03.000 How'd they get the load out of the whale without being cruel?
00:35:06.000 See, that's when the story started to...
00:35:08.000 That's when the story got flaky, you know what I mean?
00:35:11.000 I needed to know more.
00:35:12.000 I was like, who was jerking the whale?
00:35:13.000 60,000 pop-up ads, you son of a bitch.
00:35:19.000 What is it?
00:35:21.000 Oh, you have to give them an email?
00:35:23.000 Oh, shut up.
00:35:24.000 I know you got somewhere else on it.
00:35:25.000 What I was going to say is that Red Bull, we found out that Red Bull's made with taurine, and the original source of taurine, they used to get it from bull testicles.
00:35:34.000 Really?
00:35:34.000 Bull nuts, yeah.
00:35:35.000 Like, Hitler apparently was into taurine.
00:35:38.000 Bull nuts?
00:35:39.000 Yeah, it's like some form of testosterone or something or some form of stimulant.
00:35:43.000 Well, anything that has something to do with sperm, it feels like it's supposed to give you super strength or something.
00:35:48.000 People are silly.
00:35:50.000 Ambergris, how to tell if you've struck gold with the whale vomit.
00:35:54.000 Or stumbled upon sewage.
00:35:56.000 Oh, so sometimes they find it, like floating around.
00:36:00.000 Yeah.
00:36:01.000 Oh.
00:36:02.000 Is it loads or is it puke?
00:36:02.000 The first thought, I thought it was sperm, so I was like, who the fuck is swimming through?
00:36:06.000 Oh my God, look at that shit.
00:36:09.000 It can be up to $71,000 for a 1.57 kilogram lump.
00:36:15.000 That's like three and a half pounds, right?
00:36:17.000 Something like that?
00:36:18.000 And it's saliva.
00:36:18.000 What is the whale?
00:36:19.000 What is it?
00:36:20.000 The whale?
00:36:21.000 It said whale vomit.
00:36:23.000 So it's like truffle.
00:36:24.000 Yes!
00:36:24.000 Look!
00:36:24.000 I knew it!
00:36:26.000 I know it's compared to fucking truffles.
00:36:29.000 My candle got truffle-ish type fucking ambergris.
00:36:33.000 It's a product of the sperm whale.
00:36:35.000 That's what it is.
00:36:36.000 Scroll back up a little bit there, Jimmy.
00:36:37.000 And there's no cruelty.
00:36:38.000 Nobody beat the shit out of the whale.
00:36:39.000 It's not whale sperm.
00:36:40.000 It's a product of the sperm whale.
00:36:43.000 Only a sperm whale makes the compound responsible for ambergris allure.
00:36:48.000 It's called ambrine.
00:36:50.000 And different organisms biosynthesize different compounds such as caffeine made by cocoa, coffee, or tea plants.
00:36:57.000 Ambreen is made by sperm whales only to glue together squid beaks.
00:37:01.000 What the fuck?
00:37:02.000 So what you saying now, Joe, is my candle is baller as shit, man.
00:37:06.000 Listen to the rest of it.
00:37:08.000 Listen to the rest of it.
00:37:08.000 Squid is the main diet of sperm whales, but the beaks can't be digested.
00:37:13.000 They need to be passed out without causing injury and they do this by coating them with ambrine.
00:37:19.000 So the sperm whale creates this amazing shit just to dissolve beaks of squids.
00:37:25.000 Or to be in my fucking candle.
00:37:27.000 Goddamn nature is amazing.
00:37:28.000 And to be in my fucking candle and to say all that off my black ass.
00:37:33.000 But the thing is, it's some quality shit in there, Joe.
00:37:38.000 And the thing about it was...
00:37:40.000 I was going to launch this before the corona shit hit, but I had to ask myself, like, this is what put things in perspective for me.
00:37:48.000 I'm a road rat.
00:37:49.000 You know I'm a road dog.
00:37:50.000 Yeah.
00:37:51.000 When you're a road dog, you start feeling...
00:37:52.000 You look at your calendar...
00:37:57.000 And see your calendar, you're like, I'm good.
00:38:00.000 And the rhythm of my calendar, before this shit popped, I was rocking with Martin.
00:38:05.000 We had fucking dates coming on.
00:38:07.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:38:08.000 I had some good shit.
00:38:11.000 Nashville, New Orleans.
00:38:13.000 I had one time where I was supposed to do you.
00:38:15.000 This was going to be my weekend.
00:38:17.000 It was you and Dave on a Friday and then Martin Lawrence the next day.
00:38:21.000 Jesus.
00:38:22.000 As they say in the streets, God was good as a motherfucker.
00:38:25.000 The last show I did before these mandates came in, it was at the Milwaukee Theater.
00:38:32.000 Yeah, I've been there.
00:38:33.000 The Pabst Theater.
00:38:33.000 So you've been down in that green room downstairs, right?
00:38:36.000 Incredible.
00:38:37.000 That was the last time I was on stage.
00:38:40.000 Do you remember what weekend that was?
00:38:42.000 Is that the 14th?
00:38:44.000 Or was it the weekend before that?
00:38:46.000 It was like a couple of weekends where people were still...
00:38:48.000 I remember Post Malone had a big show.
00:38:51.000 It was right when it was about to pop.
00:38:52.000 It was like, you know, the reason why, because seeing the Days Road guy, whatever, every, like, when we were on the road, every day was a different news report.
00:39:00.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:39:00.000 It was right when it was going down, Joe.
00:39:02.000 It was accelerating.
00:39:04.000 Yeah, it was everybody was like, oh, fucking, this is what we was hearing.
00:39:08.000 The NBA. The NBA. Baseball!
00:39:10.000 And we was like this.
00:39:11.000 We good.
00:39:12.000 We telling jokes.
00:39:13.000 Bow, bow, bow!
00:39:13.000 And the next thing you know, the shit was shut down.
00:39:17.000 But I said...
00:39:19.000 I was like, hold up, motherfucker.
00:39:20.000 You are really unemployed right now.
00:39:25.000 You know?
00:39:26.000 And when I say that...
00:39:28.000 My flow of income is rogue.
00:39:30.000 And I'm like, what do you do?
00:39:31.000 You got savings and shit, but you still, nobody wants to just see money going out and no money coming in.
00:39:38.000 And then I was like, I was happy.
00:39:40.000 I always thank you, but I was happy because you got me out the gate, so the momentum is there.
00:39:45.000 And I needed to put the focus in on it.
00:39:47.000 I was forced to put the focus in it, but I put the focus on it and I said to myself, as all these comedians bitch, what am I going to do?
00:39:54.000 I'm like, you got three months.
00:39:56.000 To figure out what your rhythm is going to be and what you're going to do.
00:40:00.000 You can wait for this shit is whatever you consider to be over.
00:40:03.000 You can wait for it's over and then like start now or you can start now.
00:40:07.000 And the only reason I'm saying like the candle thing, it was going to be a novelty thing, whatever.
00:40:11.000 But I was like, this candle is going to train me on what it takes to come up with an idea.
00:40:18.000 Market it, get people excited about it, provide a quality product, and see what the feedback is, you know?
00:40:25.000 So I know it may seem like so simple to people, but I've always had an entrepreneur spirit, but never was forced to really engage it.
00:40:36.000 Yeah, well, you only have so much time, right?
00:40:38.000 That's it.
00:40:39.000 When you're doing stand-up constantly and you're always on the road, there's only so much time to do other things.
00:40:43.000 And the worry is that if you do try to do other things, that those things will take time away from your stand-up.
00:40:48.000 That's what every comic worries me about.
00:40:49.000 But I was a road rat.
00:40:51.000 Yeah.
00:40:51.000 So, and I talked to you before it started, somebody said, every time I do an interview, the first thing people are like, oh, it must be.
00:40:58.000 Because we're on the stage, you and I are, we do this shit.
00:41:04.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:41:04.000 We don't just...
00:41:06.000 Okay, I got an arena tour coming up.
00:41:08.000 All right, I'm going to take two weeks!
00:41:12.000 Imagine how terrifying that would be.
00:41:15.000 Yo, I'm going to tape...
00:41:16.000 Look, I'm going to tape an hour special.
00:41:19.000 I got one week to prepare for it, and you see it.
00:41:23.000 It's reflective of the show.
00:41:24.000 You can tell.
00:41:25.000 We're not deaf people.
00:41:26.000 No.
00:41:26.000 We straight up Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...
00:41:31.000 You know, you probably not so...
00:41:33.000 You do clubs anymore?
00:41:34.000 I do all the clubs.
00:41:35.000 Do you go out and hit like a comedy club?
00:41:37.000 Yeah, I still do.
00:41:38.000 I like to.
00:41:39.000 I like to do comedy works in Denver.
00:41:41.000 So you know what those reps are.
00:41:44.000 For that person, it's just like everything we express and part of it we do it because it's somewhat about therapy.
00:41:52.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:41:53.000 You angry or something?
00:41:54.000 Let me go fucking talk about it.
00:41:55.000 You happy about something?
00:41:57.000 Let me go fucking talk about it.
00:41:58.000 You know?
00:41:59.000 Like...
00:42:01.000 So, people like that, when it's time to put up, you're fucking ready to do it.
00:42:07.000 You know what I mean?
00:42:08.000 You're working out.
00:42:09.000 Yeah, you have to.
00:42:11.000 We've all tried stand-up different ways.
00:42:14.000 There's been comedians since the beginning of stand-up trying it different ways, and pretty much everybody agrees.
00:42:19.000 You've got to do it constantly.
00:42:20.000 And I always lose my thought, and this is where I start to interrupt.
00:42:23.000 But the question that I had to bring my back, and I'm learning to be better at this, is people always ask on these interviews, they say, oh, and this was a follow-up on us, how we love performing.
00:42:34.000 They say, oh, man, it's got to be fucking killing you to not be able to get on stage.
00:42:41.000 And if...
00:42:43.000 If I didn't have my son, like, the thing now is I'm replacing stage time with dad time.
00:42:50.000 And it doesn't affect me as much.
00:42:52.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:42:53.000 It doesn't like, oh, I gotta get out!
00:42:54.000 Because the time I was like, okay, I gotta do three spots tonight, I'm watching Onward with my son.
00:42:59.000 I'm building a goddamn fucking fake candy machine out of cardboard.
00:43:05.000 So the transition for me hasn't been that tough because I just put that energy somewhere else.
00:43:10.000 And it's been...
00:43:12.000 Amazing.
00:43:12.000 My son's four years old, yo.
00:43:15.000 This is the longest stretch of time I've spent with him since he was born.
00:43:20.000 And not because I'm a neglectful dad or anything, because you got shows.
00:43:25.000 And it put things in perspective because at one point when I was like, I can't miss this show.
00:43:30.000 Fuck that, you gotta go get the money, you gotta get the money.
00:43:32.000 Now that I'm getting this time with my son, Going back out or whatever, I'm like, you know what?
00:43:37.000 Maybe I should start considering counseling that weekend.
00:43:42.000 You know?
00:43:43.000 You could do things around here too.
00:43:45.000 That's what I'm doing!
00:43:46.000 I've been thinking a lot about that, about almost like doing an L.A. residency.
00:43:49.000 Find a place that's like a 500-seat theater or something like that.
00:43:52.000 But this is the beauty of COVID. If there's anything, it makes you think on a different level.
00:43:58.000 It makes you think that this is really temporary.
00:44:00.000 Just because it's always been there doesn't mean it will always be there.
00:44:04.000 What you mean?
00:44:05.000 The virus?
00:44:05.000 Anything.
00:44:06.000 Whatever life is.
00:44:08.000 The way our society is structured, this is new.
00:44:11.000 The cities themselves are new.
00:44:13.000 They've only been around here for a few hundred years.
00:44:16.000 All my friends think the world started in the 60s.
00:44:19.000 Whatever it is.
00:44:21.000 Whatever the date is.
00:44:22.000 We all know that the world used to be very different.
00:44:26.000 We just assume that the way it is now is the way it's going to stay.
00:44:29.000 That's not a good assumption because it's all volatile and changes constantly and there's natural disasters that are way scarier than this virus.
00:44:38.000 There's things like asteroid impacts that are inevitable.
00:44:40.000 There's things like super volcanoes which are inevitable.
00:44:43.000 They're going to happen whether they happen a hundred thousand years from now Or a hundred days from now, somewhere in the world, a giant volcano is going to explode and it's going to turn the whole fucking planet into nuclear winter.
00:44:54.000 And a lot of shit is going to die.
00:44:56.000 It's going to cloud out the sun, it's going to cool the temperature of the planet, and it's going to do it for years and a lot of fucking things are going to die.
00:45:02.000 That's happened a ton of times.
00:45:04.000 I mean, this, what we're having right now is...
00:45:07.000 But people are conditioned to it because they went through it.
00:45:09.000 We never went through anything like this.
00:45:10.000 Exactly.
00:45:10.000 But this is why we're going through something that is the good, if there's anything that's good about going through something, is that you're forced to realize that something can happen.
00:45:19.000 Something real can happen that shuts the world's economy down and no one saw it coming.
00:45:23.000 Something real.
00:45:24.000 That's a real thing.
00:45:25.000 But we really haven't had, in America, we really haven't had that test.
00:45:29.000 No, but this is for the whole world, though.
00:45:30.000 This is like a planetary test.
00:45:32.000 And the good thing about that is you get to see how different people try it.
00:45:36.000 Different people have different, you know, strategies they have to deal with their public and their healthcare.
00:45:42.000 And it's very different results all over the planet.
00:45:44.000 And they're going to analyze all that shit and try to find out why Germany did so well and Italy did so bad and this and that.
00:45:50.000 And they're going to try to put all this stuff together.
00:45:52.000 It's a...
00:45:53.000 It's a terrible time for the people that are affecting the people that get sick.
00:45:57.000 There's not a good thing.
00:45:59.000 But people can get something good out of it.
00:46:02.000 You can get something good out of a bad thing.
00:46:04.000 And the good thing is to prepare yourself better.
00:46:07.000 I agree with you 100%.
00:46:09.000 But do you think this, because when you talk about it, you're the only motherfucker I would know that would know more than 10 viruses.
00:46:15.000 Most motherfuckers I grew up with only know one virus.
00:46:17.000 You know all the viruses.
00:46:20.000 I don't know all the viruses.
00:46:21.000 You know more viruses than me.
00:46:23.000 Bitch, I barely know what I'm talking about.
00:46:25.000 I just think it sounds good because I'm repeating shit.
00:46:26.000 But you read off them 10-syllable words like you know all the motherfucking viruses, motherfucker.
00:46:30.000 You didn't even have to clap it out.
00:46:32.000 But this is what they say about the virus, too.
00:46:35.000 This is what they say about the virus, too, Joe.
00:46:37.000 They say it's a bitch-ass virus.
00:46:42.000 For some people.
00:46:43.000 For some people.
00:46:43.000 Do you think, and I've heard that...
00:46:46.000 Will you think it'll be flattening more when it starts getting really, really hot?
00:46:51.000 I don't know.
00:46:52.000 Because I heard it doesn't survive at like 85 degree or 90 degree temperature.
00:46:57.000 This is what I read somewhere, that the likelihood of it living out of your body is a lot shorter.
00:47:06.000 I don't know if that's true.
00:47:07.000 But I do know that for whatever reason, there are seasons where people get colds.
00:47:13.000 It kind of makes sense that things wouldn't be on surfaces as long.
00:47:17.000 That's why you hear somebody have a cold in the summer, you're like, whoa.
00:47:22.000 You okay?
00:47:23.000 Because those viruses, them flu viruses and them coronavirus, that's like some cold shit.
00:47:27.000 Yeah, I don't know enough to comment on that, but I do know that they're worried there's going to be a second wave.
00:47:32.000 They're worried there's going to be a first wave, and then people are going to relax, and then there's going to be a second wave.
00:47:36.000 It'll be a second wave if people build too much confidence.
00:47:40.000 It's definitely going to be a second wave.
00:47:42.000 What's weird to me is how some people get it and it's nothing.
00:47:45.000 They don't even...
00:47:46.000 They just go, oh, I had a cough for a couple days.
00:47:48.000 I can't believe I had that.
00:47:49.000 A person close to mine that works in my camp, I won't say his name or whatever, right?
00:47:53.000 A person close to mine, this motherfucker had Corona light!
00:47:57.000 Yo, I know this.
00:47:59.000 I try to be funny as the truth.
00:48:00.000 This motherfucker said, I talked to him.
00:48:03.000 He said he had corona.
00:48:05.000 I was like, oh, nigga, corona.
00:48:06.000 I was all fucked up, right?
00:48:07.000 I was like, oh, shit.
00:48:09.000 Like all this shit, right?
00:48:11.000 And then the motherfucker said he was home like three days later.
00:48:14.000 I'm like, what fucking type of corona you got?
00:48:16.000 So he's at the hospital for three days?
00:48:17.000 Yeah, he was in the hospital for three days.
00:48:19.000 Listen, if you're in the hospital for three days, that means you got it bad.
00:48:23.000 Michael Yo.
00:48:24.000 Michael Yo.
00:48:25.000 And the weird thing about the Michael Yo joint, because I love Michael Yo.
00:48:31.000 I love that dude.
00:48:31.000 He's such a great dude.
00:48:32.000 He's a great guy.
00:48:33.000 Yo, Joe, he's such a great guy.
00:48:34.000 So I'm up early every morning, 4, 4.30.
00:48:37.000 I'm up early, right?
00:48:38.000 And certain people are up, like 5 o'clock hit.
00:48:41.000 I posted something, and Yo liked it, which is okay, normal of him.
00:48:46.000 And then he commented.
00:48:47.000 I was like, oh, motherfucker, you up?
00:48:49.000 Right?
00:48:49.000 I'm like, you want to comment?
00:48:50.000 You up.
00:48:51.000 You can like in your sleep, right?
00:48:53.000 Right.
00:48:53.000 But to comment, you can just automatically, like, oh, Paul, how many, I owe this motherfucker, like, blah, blah, blah.
00:49:00.000 Comment is like, okay, put the glasses on, right?
00:49:02.000 So, this is when I was of the notion.
00:49:04.000 I was like, motherfuckers, The shit that's so fucked up about this pandemic is that motherfuckers are afraid to die.
00:49:12.000 And then I said, and this was my mind, I was like, only time motherfuckers really think about living is when they think they're gonna die.
00:49:18.000 That's when someone, when the doctor says, well, how long does he have to live?
00:49:21.000 Three years.
00:49:22.000 They motherfuckers wanna do everything.
00:49:23.000 They wanna see their parents more.
00:49:25.000 They wanna fucking do their bucket list shit.
00:49:27.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:49:28.000 I was like, that's it.
00:49:29.000 Motherfuckers, they're afraid to die.
00:49:32.000 And you gotta know that it's inevitable that it's gonna happen to everybody.
00:49:36.000 So I just wanted to rap with Yo.
00:49:39.000 So I told him, I said, man, and I told him this whole shit.
00:49:42.000 I said, man, motherfucker ain't trying to live until a motherfucker is thinking about dying.
00:49:48.000 And Michael Yo said, nigga, I almost died, right?
00:49:53.000 And that moment meant so much to me for so many reasons, Joe, to hear Michael Yo say they were a nigga, son.
00:50:00.000 I got the same feelings when Wayne Brady said, is Wayne Brady going to have to smack a bitch?
00:50:04.000 I was like, my nigga!
00:50:08.000 Finally!
00:50:09.000 I was so happy.
00:50:10.000 I was so happy because Michael Yo is one of the most unscathed motherfuckers you know.
00:50:16.000 I'm scared!
00:50:17.000 It seemed like, Michael, your name should have been Preston or something like that, right?
00:50:20.000 And then he told me what his situation was, whatever, and he's getting better.
00:50:24.000 He announced it, whatever, but...
00:50:26.000 He got it bad.
00:50:27.000 He got it real bad.
00:50:27.000 He was in the hospital and he legitimately told me he thought he was dead.
00:50:31.000 To my point...
00:50:32.000 As much as we want to consider it, that's all we hear, the death of it.
00:50:37.000 The death.
00:50:37.000 Yeah.
00:50:38.000 So-and-so died in 24 hours.
00:50:39.000 But the thing about Michael Yeo you have to really consider is that he's healthy.
00:50:43.000 He's young.
00:50:43.000 Exactly.
00:50:44.000 He's robust.
00:50:45.000 Like, he's a guy who works out a lot, does a lot of lifting weights.
00:50:47.000 100%.
00:50:47.000 When you hear that he got it and almost died, you're like, oh, well, this is a different thing.
00:50:52.000 I'm thinking we're talking so much about obesity.
00:50:54.000 I don't think he's not that much.
00:50:54.000 I think he eats fried chicken, too.
00:50:55.000 Oh, it does.
00:50:56.000 Nah, yo, yo, don't let him twist you up.
00:50:58.000 That nigga ain't no health, health, health nut like that.
00:51:00.000 Nah, just what I'm saying, Michael Yo got all 50-50, nigga.
00:51:04.000 You get in touch with your black side or your Asian side?
00:51:07.000 Which side did Michael Yo kept Corona in?
00:51:10.000 Was that the black side of his family?
00:51:12.000 He's thin and he works out a lot.
00:51:14.000 He's not overweight at all and he lifts weights a lot.
00:51:17.000 We talked about on the podcast, he goes to this weightlifting gym.
00:51:21.000 I know.
00:51:22.000 What was that place he goes to?
00:51:23.000 It's like some, it's just all weightlifting.
00:51:26.000 I know what you're talking about.
00:51:28.000 And he's a healthy guy, and that's why when I say, the point I'm making is like, you know, it's not like, this may sound crazy, like, when you, back in the day, when you heard about AIDS, you didn't hear, when it first popped,
00:51:44.000 Nobody survived that shit.
00:51:45.000 It's true.
00:51:46.000 Nobody.
00:51:46.000 It was like, you get A's, nigga, for months, it's a wrap.
00:51:50.000 And everybody thought they had it.
00:51:51.000 And everybody thought they had it.
00:51:52.000 But the reason why, and it took some time.
00:51:56.000 It doesn't have a cure, but people are living with it.
00:51:58.000 When did you get tested?
00:52:00.000 About four years ago.
00:52:01.000 It's scary.
00:52:02.000 The first time you got tested for AIDS? No, the first time was like...
00:52:05.000 I got tested for an insurance thing that I had to do for health insurance in like 92. 92-ish, and I was so terrified.
00:52:13.000 Just a slideshow of all the terrible decisions I've made.
00:52:17.000 The corona joint.
00:52:18.000 The point I was making, but when that first hit, motherfuckers was...
00:52:25.000 People didn't really take it as serious because they just thought it was associated with a certain lifestyle.
00:52:33.000 Well, originally we thought anybody could get it.
00:52:35.000 That's what they were really worried.
00:52:37.000 They were worried that, I mean, this was, remember, when did they even start calling it HIV? Like in the beginning they were just calling it AIDS, right?
00:52:46.000 People were worried about, and you know, I think before that they even called it the gay cancer.
00:52:50.000 Like they were trying to figure out what it was.
00:52:52.000 It was killing people.
00:52:53.000 But when I took my first test in 92, I remember all my friends were going through a similar situation.
00:52:59.000 Everybody was terrified to take the test.
00:53:01.000 Because we were all convinced that it had some incubation period, that you could have it in your body, and you'd be fine for five years, six years, and boom, and it would kick in.
00:53:11.000 But the point I'm making about that is that, like, you hearing, you hear these stories of people like Michael Yo.
00:53:20.000 You hear this story about the person I was talking about earlier.
00:53:22.000 You hear people that, when you heard they...
00:53:26.000 Got it, whatever, that they made it through.
00:53:29.000 People are surviving it, you know?
00:53:31.000 Some people.
00:53:32.000 Yeah, some people, yeah.
00:53:32.000 Yeah, but that's what's weird about it, man.
00:53:34.000 It's killing some people that are young.
00:53:35.000 And apparently there's something called, that I never took into consideration, called viral load.
00:53:40.000 And this is a...
00:53:42.000 From the sperm whale?
00:53:43.000 It's nothing to do with it.
00:53:45.000 How do I exactly define viral load?
00:53:47.000 So it depends, like someone who works as a nurse in an ER who deals with a lot of these patients is much more likely to get it That someone just gets in contact with one person who has it.
00:53:56.000 That's the constant being around?
00:53:58.000 Yeah, the load.
00:53:59.000 I mean, these poor people that are working in healthcare right now, they're dealing with this constant environment of sickness.
00:54:06.000 And a lot of young nurses are dying.
00:54:08.000 Yeah, that's the...
00:54:09.000 Young doctors.
00:54:11.000 That is...
00:54:12.000 So fucked up.
00:54:13.000 And it's so...
00:54:13.000 That's interesting because you know we have the shortage of these masks and everybody's doing masks and stuff.
00:54:20.000 And one of my friends was like, I need a mask.
00:54:21.000 I was like, you better get a scarf or do something, right?
00:54:24.000 It was like, no, I need the M94, 3M, so-and-so.
00:54:29.000 I'm like, if you walk down the street with one of those fucking surgical doctor's masks to go to the fucking store...
00:54:37.000 You should feel ashamed of yourself because the doctors and nurses are the people that need that stash.
00:54:43.000 The people that are out there on the front line are the ones that need that stash.
00:54:47.000 That's true, but in California, you have to wear those now.
00:54:50.000 In LA, you have to wear those when you're out.
00:54:52.000 Yeah, you have to.
00:54:52.000 I'm talking about the level.
00:54:53.000 Like, the one I'm talking about is the one that...
00:54:55.000 Oh, you mean the real filter one?
00:54:57.000 The real filter one.
00:54:58.000 And I know that they, like, at first it was all about everybody was like, of the notion you've got to have this certain mess.
00:55:03.000 But then they said, you know, you have to cover yourself, have to do it.
00:55:06.000 They won't even let you into certain spots because of it now.
00:55:09.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:55:10.000 No, there's a new law in Los Angeles.
00:55:12.000 In Los Angeles, when you're out, you have to have your face covered.
00:55:15.000 Oh, yeah, 100%.
00:55:16.000 Man, that is...
00:55:17.000 Is that just for going into businesses?
00:55:20.000 It's a weird precedent to set.
00:55:21.000 Yeah.
00:55:22.000 Because now people in the future, like, when are you going to tell them they can't cover their face anymore?
00:55:27.000 This is where it gets weird.
00:55:28.000 Because before...
00:55:29.000 They're never going to say that.
00:55:30.000 Before it was weird if you saw someone with their face covered, you would get nervous.
00:55:35.000 If they weren't Asian.
00:55:36.000 They were trying to rob you.
00:55:38.000 Imagine if you're a guy who works at a 24-hour convenience store and everybody's got a fucking face mask.
00:55:43.000 Do you know how much that guy's tension has spiked?
00:55:46.000 His anxiety has spiked?
00:55:48.000 Everyone could potentially rob him.
00:55:50.000 Joe, you're not going to believe this.
00:55:51.000 You're working a late night shift.
00:55:51.000 You're not going to believe this.
00:55:52.000 That's why I got a see-through mask.
00:55:57.000 Tyler, motherfuckers!
00:55:59.000 You want to get back to really racial profiling?
00:56:01.000 Alright, get to see them.
00:56:02.000 But you're right, that has to make people...
00:56:04.000 Dude, if you work in a liquor store, and your liquor store has been robbed a couple times already...
00:56:11.000 First off, if I were...
00:56:13.000 Here's the deal.
00:56:14.000 Liquor store...
00:56:15.000 Anybody who's thinking about Rob Lickster, keep in mind that I'm almost certain that every motherfucker that owned a liquor store got a shotgun or a pistol back there.
00:56:26.000 I don't give a fuck.
00:56:28.000 They're going to have something back there.
00:56:29.000 So you can roll up in there with your fucking Spider-Man mask if you want to.
00:56:32.000 You're going to get your head split.
00:56:34.000 That's a crazy job to be in, man.
00:56:36.000 To put yourself in a situation where every day you go at work, you might have a gun stuck in your face and be told to empty out the cash register.
00:56:42.000 Like, any day.
00:56:42.000 Like, you're living fear of that.
00:56:44.000 The people coming in might rob you.
00:56:45.000 I said...
00:56:46.000 I was at...
00:56:47.000 I have a routine.
00:56:49.000 I don't socialize, but I go out and get coffee, right?
00:56:52.000 There's a 7-Eleven I go to.
00:56:54.000 And I know the motherfucker, Mexican motherfucker that work in there, right?
00:56:58.000 And I was outside the car, and there was a black guy in there.
00:57:02.000 And I could tell the Mexican guy was looking at the black guy.
00:57:04.000 Next thing you know, I was about to do a radio interview for DC, my man Joe Clay, shout out.
00:57:09.000 And these motherfuckers started rumbling, like fighting, like going at it, like pop, pop, pop, fuck you, fuck you.
00:57:16.000 And my instinct...
00:57:18.000 Was to try to go help or do something.
00:57:22.000 And for a second I was like, oh, this shit is fucked up, man.
00:57:25.000 Stop that.
00:57:25.000 Then I was like, Rona out there, motherfucker.
00:57:28.000 I'm not getting it.
00:57:29.000 And finally they stopped.
00:57:31.000 But it was just weird.
00:57:32.000 That kind of contact?
00:57:33.000 Unless you're stopping a man from doing that to a woman or unless you're stopping someone from hurting someone as much smaller than them.
00:57:40.000 This motherfucker worked for 7-Eleven, Joe.
00:57:41.000 He's defending whatever might have been a can of spam or whatever the situation is.
00:57:45.000 Oh, that's what they're fighting over?
00:57:46.000 I don't know what it was.
00:57:48.000 I'm pretty sure he's accused a guy of shoplifting.
00:57:51.000 But he put his...
00:57:52.000 Especially in his day and age, whatever.
00:57:54.000 In the state, this motherfucker was fighting...
00:57:58.000 He was fighting for this shit.
00:58:01.000 Let it go.
00:58:02.000 Yeah, you gotta let it go.
00:58:03.000 I'm like this, motherfucker.
00:58:04.000 Especially because you're just an employee.
00:58:06.000 Imagine having a fight for a can of Spam and just getting paid $5 an hour anyway.
00:58:11.000 What's minimum wage?
00:58:13.000 What's minimum?
00:58:13.000 It's like $11.
00:58:15.000 No, no, it's over $7.
00:58:17.000 I have zero idea.
00:58:17.000 They're trying to make it $15.
00:58:18.000 I don't even know anybody that's making minimum wage.
00:58:21.000 I know a few people, I bet.
00:58:22.000 It's like $11.
00:58:23.000 I think it's like $11 or $12.
00:58:24.000 Yeah?
00:58:25.000 Yeah.
00:58:26.000 Yeah, imagine fighting someone for 11 or 12 bucks an hour.
00:58:29.000 They will.
00:58:30.000 Fighting to the death.
00:58:31.000 If they Mexican, they will.
00:58:32.000 Yo.
00:58:34.000 You can start a new league, bro.
00:58:37.000 Yo, you can try to find a Home Depot MMA match.
00:58:41.000 That's hilarious.
00:58:41.000 Them dudes will fight mask-free.
00:58:43.000 They don't give a fuck.
00:58:44.000 That's hilarious.
00:58:45.000 Yeah, but I was just like, this goddamn, what are you loyal to?
00:58:48.000 This company?
00:58:49.000 Or are you loyal to the fact that you're in there protecting the 7-Eleven goods because you're providing money for your family?
00:58:55.000 But I've said, I would never say- It's crazy that he doesn't even have a fucking security guard.
00:58:58.000 Like, the guy behind the counter's got to go back there and fight him.
00:59:01.000 And it was just one dude.
00:59:03.000 One dude.
00:59:03.000 No, he couldn't jump.
00:59:05.000 They couldn't jump or anything.
00:59:06.000 It was one fucking dude.
00:59:07.000 Can you imagine being that dude that's in the sketchy area with the late night shift and just sitting there looking out the window, looking at all these people?
00:59:14.000 You're in there like a little target.
00:59:16.000 Man, I'm telling you, I would be more fearful of that dude that's in that situation every day than a motherfucker that's coming in here.
00:59:21.000 Yeah.
00:59:22.000 Because you know he's played that scenario on his head forever.
00:59:25.000 Probably has to.
00:59:26.000 Oh, they're going to come in, I'm going to hit the button and everything.
00:59:29.000 Yeah, dude, a lot of people, they catch people slipping all the time.
00:59:33.000 It's just those videos that you watch on YouTube and you see someone get shot or you see someone get robbed, like, man, this is just a job.
00:59:40.000 Just a terrible job and you get a gun put in your face.
00:59:44.000 Think about getting actually robbed.
00:59:47.000 I used to live in Brooklyn.
00:59:50.000 And I used to live in this area called Fort Greene, Clinton Hills.
00:59:53.000 And it was right in the beginning of being gentrified, right?
00:59:57.000 Spike Lee used to have a house right down the street.
01:00:00.000 And I used to do a comedy poetry night, get a little money from the hat or whatever.
01:00:05.000 And one night I'm going to the weed spot.
01:00:08.000 I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna go get some weed.
01:00:10.000 I go to the weed spot, two motherfuckers roll up on me, and I knew I was in a gentrified neighborhood because my hood sensors were down.
01:00:16.000 I should have never been looking down.
01:00:18.000 Two motherfuckers roll up on me, give me your shit, motherfucker.
01:00:20.000 I'm like, oh shit.
01:00:22.000 It was like, this motherfucker said, where the jewelry at?
01:00:25.000 Because I'm not a flashy type of person.
01:00:26.000 He's like, where the jewelry, where the phone at, motherfucker?
01:00:27.000 I was like, I don't travel like that.
01:00:29.000 I don't get down like that.
01:00:30.000 This motherfucker said, oh, you a broke, motherfucker.
01:00:33.000 You calling me broke, and you fucking robbing me.
01:00:38.000 I'm like, what the fuck?
01:00:40.000 Somebody didn't raise you right.
01:00:41.000 That makes no sense.
01:00:43.000 And I was still going to go to the weed spot because I still had a couple bucks in my pocket, right?
01:00:47.000 But I was like, it would be just my luck.
01:00:48.000 I go to the weed spot and the same motherfucker that robbed me is in the goddamn weed spot.
01:00:53.000 Yeah.
01:00:53.000 But that shit was like...
01:00:55.000 People, and when it happened to me, I felt fucked up.
01:00:59.000 I felt so violated because I'm like, you a bitch.
01:01:02.000 I would respect you more if you mug me.
01:01:05.000 You're like, beat me up for my money.
01:01:07.000 But to pull a gun out and have that advantage and think you tough, that shit was so fucked up and I felt so violated.
01:01:13.000 On the inside, I was thinking...
01:01:17.000 Like probably what most white dudes think.
01:01:19.000 You know what?
01:01:19.000 I'm going to jump for the gun.
01:01:21.000 Like you.
01:01:22.000 I'm thinking probably what you think.
01:01:24.000 I'm going to disarm them.
01:01:26.000 Because I know you got to move.
01:01:27.000 I know you know something.
01:01:29.000 If somebody put a gun to you, you'll be like...
01:01:32.000 And the next thing you know, the gun will be in their face.
01:01:34.000 I was thinking that shit, but I was like, if I miss...
01:01:37.000 People have a distorted idea of what they can do, especially if a guy's got a gun on you.
01:01:42.000 You have a real distorted idea of how quickly you can move through space.
01:01:46.000 All this person has to do is this.
01:01:48.000 That's it.
01:01:48.000 That's the great equalizer.
01:01:50.000 A little movement like that and a kid can kill you.
01:01:52.000 And that was the reason why I didn't go with how I felt on the inside.
01:01:56.000 Yeah, you have to.
01:01:57.000 You gotta just give them the money.
01:01:58.000 It's just, yeah, you're right.
01:02:01.000 It's a bitch way to do things.
01:02:03.000 It is.
01:02:04.000 But it's a part of society that most people never use.
01:02:07.000 Most people never pull a gun on people to get what they want.
01:02:10.000 But some people do.
01:02:11.000 It's a real thing.
01:02:12.000 And it's one of the weakest things someone can do.
01:02:16.000 It is.
01:02:17.000 But it also will protect you.
01:02:19.000 You feel powerless.
01:02:20.000 But it also can protect you.
01:02:21.000 On the other side.
01:02:21.000 On the other side, it can protect you.
01:02:23.000 You know, I watched a video today of these guys who broke into an apartment.
01:02:26.000 Yeah, but they don't doubt that.
01:02:26.000 The other side and places, and we talked about this before, the other side were places where it's legal.
01:02:31.000 Like, you know, the only people that have guns for protection, and I'm speaking where I live in New York, was the police.
01:02:37.000 Legally.
01:02:38.000 Right.
01:02:38.000 Legally.
01:02:39.000 Yeah.
01:02:39.000 That's where it gets real crazy, right?
01:02:41.000 Like, then it's like...
01:02:44.000 California is the opposite.
01:02:45.000 California, it's not that hard to get a gun.
01:02:47.000 You know, people would think that California would be way more liberal than New York, but in New York, it's very difficult to get a handgun.
01:02:52.000 You can get, like, a personal carry, not just for, like, if you have...
01:02:55.000 I know if you're a business, you carry a certain amount of money, you can get a gun.
01:02:58.000 In California, you can get it just by having a clean record?
01:03:01.000 Yeah, you can get it for your home.
01:03:03.000 Yeah.
01:03:04.000 Nevada has really interesting...
01:03:06.000 Well, excuse me, Arizona has real interesting...
01:03:08.000 Man, I motherfucker picked this up for a show one time.
01:03:10.000 His shit was out.
01:03:11.000 Yeah, Arizona, you could have it out.
01:03:13.000 Yeah, it's an open carry state.
01:03:15.000 That's an equalizer.
01:03:16.000 That shuts down road rage.
01:03:17.000 Arizona, yeah.
01:03:18.000 That's Arizona, right?
01:03:19.000 Yeah.
01:03:20.000 Wild West down there.
01:03:21.000 I know for sure.
01:03:22.000 I've seen a guy that was...
01:03:23.000 I had a gig out there.
01:03:24.000 He was not only our driver, but he was...
01:03:27.000 He had his shit right here.
01:03:28.000 Like Joe Exotic, right?
01:03:29.000 He's in Oklahoma.
01:03:30.000 He's always walking around with that.
01:03:31.000 They must have an open carry law there, too.
01:03:34.000 That's the funniest shit ever.
01:03:36.000 But it's so funny.
01:03:36.000 People connected with different personalities.
01:03:39.000 And I'm watching this shit like...
01:03:41.000 Like, this motherfucker's really crazy.
01:03:43.000 I was like, but he was probably the originator of trolling.
01:03:48.000 He was a marketing genius.
01:03:50.000 If you think about it, he was a marketing genius.
01:03:54.000 Every time you thought you had him, he knew how to flip it, but then he got like what most trolls do, they go too hard.
01:04:03.000 He turned into Tekashi69.
01:04:05.000 It's like, bro, you got enough followers, bro.
01:04:08.000 Look at you.
01:04:09.000 Look at you.
01:04:10.000 Went too fucking hard.
01:04:11.000 And that's what it was.
01:04:13.000 And that lady went and got him.
01:04:15.000 Yep.
01:04:15.000 It didn't...
01:04:17.000 I guess he was so used to trying to win that eventually he lost by trying to win so hard.
01:04:25.000 Well, he was just great.
01:04:27.000 Yo, he was funny.
01:04:28.000 Curl fucking basket!
01:04:30.000 Yo, he was funny with that shit, son.
01:04:34.000 Hilarious.
01:04:34.000 It was very, very entertaining.
01:04:36.000 He obviously had a sick obsession with her, though.
01:04:39.000 It's cute when you're watching a documentary that doesn't affect you personally.
01:04:44.000 When you're watching seven episodes of this guy shooting a Carole Baskin dummy.
01:04:50.000 I don't think he had as much obsession with her as he had obsession with fame and people talking about him.
01:04:57.000 And he knew that she was the right person to keep talking about to give him the fame he wanted.
01:05:04.000 Maybe.
01:05:05.000 He knew his boys, everybody around him.
01:05:07.000 That ain't going to give him the headlines.
01:05:08.000 But I think it was also she was going after his business saying that she apparently has a different philosophy.
01:05:16.000 Sanctuary.
01:05:17.000 Yeah, what she does is different.
01:05:19.000 Saving them.
01:05:20.000 Yeah, and she's not into the cub petting.
01:05:22.000 Right.
01:05:23.000 There's a whole cub petting industry, apparently.
01:05:25.000 So she was reporting them on that, and his argument was like, what the fuck are you doing?
01:05:31.000 You're doing the same shit?
01:05:32.000 Yeah, they're not living any better.
01:05:33.000 They're all in cages, bitch!
01:05:34.000 Yeah, they're all in cages.
01:05:35.000 Right.
01:05:35.000 Anytime you're putting a big cat in a cage, you're doing the same thing.
01:05:39.000 You're treating it better in the cage so you have a holier-than-thou attitude.
01:05:42.000 It's crazy.
01:05:42.000 These things should be wild.
01:05:44.000 They should be loose in the wild.
01:05:46.000 And there should be a few of them, maybe, that are...
01:05:49.000 If there's a worry about extinction, a few of them that are isolated somewhere.
01:05:53.000 But to have it like that is fucking crazy.
01:05:56.000 They probably had similar...
01:05:58.000 They both had similar personality traits because they gave a fuck and didn't give a fuck at the same time.
01:06:03.000 Both of them shared some of that, but her shit came on the more peaceful side and his shit was of an aggressive nature.
01:06:09.000 Yeah, he was ridiculous.
01:06:10.000 You want my fucking what?
01:06:12.000 But that shit was funny.
01:06:13.000 I ain't gonna lie.
01:06:14.000 I don't like watching him blow shit up, bruh.
01:06:17.000 But look at him walking around with the knee brace on, the guns out, and the fucking permanent eyeliner.
01:06:22.000 I mean, he's right out of a movie, man.
01:06:24.000 No, when they showed a picture with him with his three husbands, I was like, this is movie worthy.
01:06:30.000 And they're both saying they're straight.
01:06:32.000 Oh, I'm straight.
01:06:34.000 You know you can do that right now, right, Joe?
01:06:37.000 You know that right now, right?
01:06:38.000 Straight guys can have gay sex.
01:06:40.000 This is what I've heard on the streets.
01:06:41.000 I ain't gonna say what streets.
01:06:43.000 This is what I'm saying.
01:06:44.000 I understand that.
01:06:45.000 This is what I heard on some outlets, right?
01:06:48.000 That you can suck a dick twice.
01:06:49.000 Three times?
01:06:50.000 No, no, no.
01:06:51.000 Three, then you would be gay.
01:06:52.000 Okay, twice.
01:06:53.000 You could suck a dick twice.
01:06:54.000 So first is a test, second is confirmation.
01:06:57.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:06:57.000 Second was like, ah.
01:06:58.000 It's like you confirm your test.
01:06:59.000 It's like a double-blind, placebo-controlled dick-sucking study.
01:07:02.000 It is, but it's only two.
01:07:04.000 Like, the same process in the comedy club.
01:07:05.000 Two drink minimum.
01:07:06.000 Like, this is what I heard in those streets.
01:07:08.000 I don't know those streets, but you could do it.
01:07:10.000 And they got a new shit called Fluid.
01:07:12.000 Oh, Gender Fluid.
01:07:13.000 You go back and forth.
01:07:14.000 Gender Fluid means, like...
01:07:16.000 Is that sexual orientation fluid?
01:07:18.000 Or gender fluid would be you're a boy and a girl.
01:07:20.000 You go back and forth from being a boy and a girl.
01:07:23.000 Yeah, and it's like any party you go to, you win.
01:07:26.000 You know, it's like never a sausage party, not too many chicks.
01:07:29.000 You always fucking win.
01:07:31.000 It's all confusing.
01:07:33.000 Well, yeah, it is all confusing.
01:07:36.000 I don't know.
01:07:37.000 Do whatever you want.
01:07:39.000 That's all you can say.
01:07:40.000 Do whatever you want.
01:07:40.000 Do whatever you want to do.
01:07:42.000 It shouldn't be that big of a deal.
01:07:44.000 The problem is it's big of a deal for other people.
01:07:47.000 That's where it really becomes a problem, right?
01:07:49.000 If someone is anything, whether they're very masculine, very feminine, very gay, very straight, the problem is not what they're doing.
01:07:57.000 The problem is how other people think about what they're doing and whether or not they give them a hard time for it.
01:08:02.000 If they think it's wrong, it's not for you to judge if it's wrong or not.
01:08:05.000 Exactly.
01:08:05.000 That's where...
01:08:06.000 When it comes to religion, why do people focus?
01:08:09.000 That's a big one that I always get weirded out, particularly with Christians.
01:08:14.000 It's like, why do you care?
01:08:15.000 Because if you really want to focus on the Bible, there's so much shit in there that you're not supposed to be doing.
01:08:21.000 You're not supposed to eat shellfish.
01:08:23.000 You're not supposed to eat certain types of animals.
01:08:26.000 You're not supposed to wear two different types of cloth.
01:08:29.000 If you want to follow the old school Bible...
01:08:32.000 It's too crazy.
01:08:34.000 But why do they care about the gay part, though?
01:08:37.000 Why is that part...
01:08:38.000 It's a freedom issue.
01:08:40.000 It's very clear that those two guys, whether they're gay or straight, they wanted to suck Joe Exotic's dick.
01:08:46.000 Okay, that's why they were there.
01:08:47.000 I don't know if they wanted to.
01:08:48.000 You hanging around with tigers, they might have...
01:08:50.000 Maybe they did it because they like tigers, so they suck a dick, so they can hang out with tigers.
01:08:54.000 But for whatever reason, they decided that doing it was better than not doing it.
01:08:58.000 Particularly because both of them could have beat the fuck out of him any time they wanted to.
01:09:02.000 That one guy was gigantic.
01:09:04.000 The one young kid.
01:09:05.000 Like the model looking dude, right?
01:09:06.000 That kid was a gorilla.
01:09:08.000 He was fucking gigantic with huge ass hands.
01:09:10.000 He would have beat the shit out of that dude.
01:09:12.000 And the other guy with three teeth, he would have beat the shit out of him too.
01:09:16.000 Yeah, all of them would've beat the shit out of him, son.
01:09:18.000 He had three teeth.
01:09:19.000 Joe Price was like, that's why I like it.
01:09:21.000 Get right in that gap.
01:09:25.000 Yo, you ever had a toothless blowjob from a tattooed motherfucker?
01:09:29.000 You haven't lived!
01:09:30.000 A tattooed motherfucker with your name tattooed above his dick.
01:09:33.000 He was hypnotizing.
01:09:35.000 Right?
01:09:35.000 Didn't it say something like that?
01:09:37.000 What did it say?
01:09:38.000 But all those tiger motherfuckers was freaky in some kind of way.
01:09:41.000 Everyone that was attached to it.
01:09:42.000 They were all freaky.
01:09:43.000 But I, you know, I feel like...
01:09:47.000 It almost doesn't seem real.
01:09:49.000 The show's so crazy.
01:09:51.000 It's so crazy that a lot of people feel like it's played out, like people talk about it too much.
01:09:56.000 Yeah, because it's just him.
01:09:57.000 But the thing about it, when I say marketing, whatever, he knew everything we do, record that shit.
01:10:07.000 Is that the same guy, or is that a different one?
01:10:09.000 Nah, they look like they're doing...
01:10:11.000 See what the tattoo is?
01:10:13.000 That's like Halloween right there.
01:10:15.000 No, there's another one above his dick that he got covered up with a bull.
01:10:18.000 There it is, right there.
01:10:19.000 Bingo!
01:10:20.000 Charlamagne the Guard, right there!
01:10:22.000 Absolutely.
01:10:22.000 What does it say?
01:10:23.000 Privately owned?
01:10:25.000 Joe Exotic?
01:10:26.000 Privately owned.
01:10:27.000 Ew!
01:10:28.000 And look what he turned it into.
01:10:29.000 Scribbles and a bull.
01:10:31.000 He can still see the actual eye.
01:10:33.000 He decided to not totally cover it.
01:10:35.000 That's like indicative of his whole life.
01:10:37.000 Did you see the follow-up?
01:10:39.000 Did you see the follow-up they did?
01:10:40.000 And he was like, he was upset.
01:10:41.000 He said, yeah, the tattoo artist was a little offended because they didn't give him his prop.
01:10:45.000 He said the tattoo was fucked up.
01:10:47.000 Yo, the things they care about.
01:10:48.000 He's like, not the fact that I was blowing this dude.
01:10:50.000 Like, yeah, man.
01:10:51.000 Yeah, we didn't like the way that tattoo was tatted.
01:10:54.000 Well, that's where I got confused.
01:10:56.000 I thought that they were all on meth, right?
01:10:59.000 At some point.
01:11:00.000 But didn't that guy say that he hasn't done anything in like four years?
01:11:02.000 Yeah, I think he said that wasn't from meth or something.
01:11:06.000 Okay.
01:11:07.000 Hey, it is what it is.
01:11:09.000 Maybe he just got hit by an animal.
01:11:11.000 That's true, too.
01:11:12.000 Like, a lot of hockey players have no fucking teeth.
01:11:15.000 But that's a badge of honor for hockey players.
01:11:17.000 They don't give a fuck.
01:11:18.000 They like, fuck that shit.
01:11:19.000 They like to take them out and show you.
01:11:21.000 In Canada, you see a motherfucker like that, you think he's a millionaire.
01:11:24.000 And fucking Ohio is like, that motherfucker's hitting that meth.
01:11:28.000 Have you ever seen the photograph of that old school hockey player who has all these scars all over his face?
01:11:33.000 No, I don't know.
01:11:34.000 Do you know what I'm talking about, Jamie?
01:11:36.000 It was a recreation of every scar this guy had ever had on his face over his career.
01:11:42.000 It's a famous photograph, and you could see these...
01:11:46.000 I mean, it looks like he's just been in a fucking box cutter fight.
01:11:49.000 His whole face is just butchered.
01:11:50.000 Yeah, because all they did was...
01:11:52.000 Look at this guy's face.
01:11:53.000 Yeah, that's it.
01:11:54.000 And what was it?
01:11:55.000 He was a hockey player.
01:11:57.000 He was a goalie before they wear masks.
01:12:00.000 Bro.
01:12:00.000 That looked like one of them cosmetic surgery facilities in fucking LA. Dude, he was a goalie before they used fucking masks.
01:12:09.000 Look at his face.
01:12:10.000 Damn!
01:12:11.000 He was just straight face?
01:12:12.000 They would just take it in the mug, son.
01:12:14.000 Can you imagine a guy slapstick in one of those fucking hard-ass pucks?
01:12:19.000 How fast can they make those things go?
01:12:21.000 Now they can make him go well over 100, 120, 30, 40. What?
01:12:24.000 Jesus crap.
01:12:25.000 What?
01:12:26.000 Oh my god, really?
01:12:27.000 I'll check fastest slap shot.
01:12:29.000 Yeah, I think it's even probably faster.
01:12:30.000 Have you seen that video of that dude who does that long drive with the golf club?
01:12:37.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?
01:12:39.000 There's this jack dude.
01:12:40.000 There's this really jack dude who hits his golf.
01:12:43.000 He's got this crazy step through Happy Madison or Happy Gilmore type stroke to it.
01:12:50.000 And he makes the ball fly.
01:12:51.000 You know, it's like one of those outdoor ranges.
01:12:53.000 It flies over the back net.
01:12:54.000 It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life.
01:12:57.000 Oh, you probably saw a clip of somebody hitting it out at the top shot golf thing.
01:13:00.000 Yeah, yeah, I've seen those before.
01:13:01.000 But you've seen that one guy who steps sideways?
01:13:04.000 He steps to it like Happy Gilmore.
01:13:07.000 Like he's about to kill it?
01:13:08.000 It's bonkers how far that thing flies.
01:13:11.000 I want to find out what that dude's name is.
01:13:12.000 I don't even know anybody.
01:13:14.000 He looks like a baseball player.
01:13:17.000 He's a big dude.
01:13:18.000 He looks like a pro baseball player, but he holds the long distance world record for a golf ball drive.
01:13:27.000 Drove it the furthest.
01:13:29.000 So he holds the record.
01:13:30.000 Dude, it's the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life.
01:13:33.000 But I don't follow hockey like that.
01:13:34.000 I've been to one hockey match.
01:13:35.000 I was in New York.
01:13:36.000 I think it was the Rangers played somebody.
01:13:38.000 I've been to a couple.
01:13:39.000 They're fun.
01:13:39.000 It's wild in person.
01:13:41.000 On TV, there's a lot of things like that.
01:13:44.000 Stand-up is a good example.
01:13:45.000 There's a lot of things like that.
01:13:46.000 We see it on TV. It's like, yeah, it looks good.
01:13:48.000 But if you're there, you're like, oh, shit.
01:13:50.000 You watch people skate by and fly by.
01:13:52.000 Yeah, that's what was the interest for me.
01:13:54.000 I'm black.
01:13:55.000 You go to a hockey match.
01:13:55.000 You just want to see a fight.
01:13:57.000 You're like, this one, this shit.
01:13:59.000 You don't even know who's playing or who.
01:14:00.000 You're like, oh shit, he just fucked him up.
01:14:02.000 Dudes don't know how to fight now.
01:14:03.000 There's some hockey fights where you watch guys throw like crisp punches, like with technique, and you're like, oh Jesus.
01:14:08.000 You think they train for that?
01:14:10.000 Oh, 100%.
01:14:10.000 100%.
01:14:11.000 Yeah, you can fight.
01:14:12.000 It's the only sport where you can fight.
01:14:14.000 Like, look, do you practice hitting the puck?
01:14:18.000 Yeah, okay, we'll practice beating the fuck out of people because you do that too.
01:14:20.000 That's protection.
01:14:21.000 That's part of the game.
01:14:22.000 Part of the game is beating the fuck out of each other.
01:14:24.000 That's the highlight of the game.
01:14:25.000 It's the craziest game ever.
01:14:26.000 There's no other sport.
01:14:27.000 Just stop and think about that.
01:14:29.000 No other sport we could fight bare knuckle in the middle of an ice skating rink at a drop of a hat.
01:14:34.000 And continue to be friends at the end of that shit.
01:14:38.000 And the referees all let you do it.
01:14:40.000 They step back.
01:14:41.000 Yeah, they never keep talking to...
01:14:43.000 They never like, fuck you, I'm gonna see you tomorrow.
01:14:44.000 It's like, bop, bop, I got it.
01:14:46.000 There's some videos of dudes getting flatlined, though.
01:14:48.000 It's different than it was back in the day.
01:14:50.000 Because back in the day, they were tough guys who knew how to skate and could maybe fight a little bit.
01:14:56.000 And so they'd grab each other's fucking...
01:14:58.000 their jackets or grab their clothes and they'd be punching each other and slamming...
01:15:03.000 Moving all the places.
01:15:04.000 Now dudes are hitting guys with hip throws and slamming them onto the ice and knocking them unconscious.
01:15:09.000 I've seen a dude hit a guy with a perfect counter right hand.
01:15:13.000 A dude swung at him, he backed up like this to right there, let it pass.
01:15:16.000 BAP! Just hit him like, oh, that guy can fight!
01:15:19.000 That's a guy with real skills.
01:15:22.000 That's a smart motherfucker.
01:15:24.000 Yeah, he just stood right in front of the guy, let the guy throw a punch, and then BOOM! Countered him.
01:15:28.000 I couldn't even imagine having that...
01:15:30.000 You know you might have to fight to balance yourself on skates.
01:15:35.000 I wonder how you compare the athleticism.
01:15:38.000 This guy, this guy.
01:15:39.000 He jacks it.
01:15:40.000 He didn't even really run up to it.
01:15:41.000 He's called the swing man.
01:15:43.000 What I'm saying, he doesn't run up to it, but he picks his leg up.
01:15:46.000 Watch his move.
01:15:47.000 See that?
01:15:48.000 Boom!
01:15:50.000 There's a bunch of videos of him.
01:15:52.000 106 miles an hour for the fastest slap shot.
01:15:54.000 That's insane.
01:15:55.000 That's so fast with that puck.
01:15:57.000 106 miles an hour, that puck hits you in the face.
01:15:59.000 Some people can pitch that fast too, right?
01:16:02.000 I don't know what the world record of pitch is.
01:16:04.000 What's the world record pitch?
01:16:06.000 Aldous Chapman.
01:16:07.000 I'm gonna guess.
01:16:08.000 I'm gonna guess 111. Is that ridiculous?
01:16:12.000 105, yeah.
01:16:13.000 Aldous Chapman.
01:16:14.000 Damn.
01:16:15.000 That's funny.
01:16:16.000 How do you hit that?
01:16:17.000 This motherfucker's gonna be connecting with that shit.
01:16:19.000 You do not.
01:16:21.000 You don't hit that, right?
01:16:22.000 How many times can they throw that fast?
01:16:25.000 That's the thing.
01:16:25.000 He can do it a couple times in a row.
01:16:27.000 I think he burns his arm out pretty fast.
01:16:29.000 I would imagine.
01:16:31.000 How could you not burn your arm out?
01:16:32.000 Think of how much explosion is involved in this.
01:16:36.000 God damn!
01:16:37.000 That was a blink of an eye.
01:16:41.000 It's interesting the mechanics of when you watch a real amazing pitcher.
01:16:45.000 There's this crazy body torque going on.
01:16:48.000 Look at this.
01:16:48.000 Whip!
01:16:49.000 There's so much in that, man.
01:16:51.000 There's so much mechanical movement and leverage in your legs and your back and coordinating.
01:16:57.000 Is that recent?
01:16:58.000 It's like within the last 10 years.
01:17:00.000 It was about nine years ago.
01:17:01.000 Did you ever see this video of the bird that's flying by right when the pitch comes at it?
01:17:05.000 And they caught it in slow motion.
01:17:07.000 The bird explodes.
01:17:08.000 That's fucking crazy.
01:17:10.000 Was it Randy...
01:17:10.000 Randy Johnson, yeah.
01:17:11.000 Yeah, that's right.
01:17:12.000 Oh yeah, Randy Johnson, the Rocket.
01:17:13.000 He used to tear shit up.
01:17:14.000 He was exciting.
01:17:16.000 I don't know, during his era, people were excited because all on the news...
01:17:21.000 Watch this, watch this.
01:17:24.000 Damn.
01:17:24.000 He hit the bird right in mid-flight and the bird exploded.
01:17:28.000 Imagine the end for that bird.
01:17:30.000 He'd be like, how the fuck?
01:17:31.000 Look at the world has a plan.
01:17:33.000 Here's your plan, birdie.
01:17:35.000 Booyakasha.
01:17:36.000 Oh!
01:17:37.000 Yeah.
01:17:38.000 That bird got leveled, man.
01:17:42.000 That's fucking crazy.
01:17:43.000 No ceremony, no nothing.
01:17:45.000 No, that bird's dead as fuck.
01:17:48.000 Can you imagine?
01:17:49.000 I mean, that dude's throwing 100 miles an hour, right?
01:17:52.000 Or 90s.
01:17:53.000 That's the ultimate something told me not to turn right there.
01:17:56.000 What's that?
01:17:58.000 Oh, another one?
01:18:00.000 Oh, no, it just went right by it, I guess.
01:18:02.000 Oh, wow.
01:18:02.000 Bird got lucky.
01:18:03.000 I didn't know that happened again.
01:18:04.000 Damn!
01:18:05.000 No, that's the Randy Johnson one.
01:18:06.000 There's a couple of birds.
01:18:07.000 This is a one-minute video of Bird getting hit.
01:18:10.000 Look at his mechanics.
01:18:11.000 Go back to that video again, the part where Randy Johnson...
01:18:14.000 Look at the mechanics of how he throws his body into that pitch.
01:18:17.000 Look at this.
01:18:20.000 You step off.
01:18:21.000 It's like a little coordinated movement.
01:18:25.000 It didn't matter what city you were in.
01:18:28.000 All that torque and leverage.
01:18:29.000 He was 6'11?
01:18:30.000 He was that big?
01:18:32.000 Just think about all that leverage, man.
01:18:36.000 Plus he can reach almost a foot closer, if not more than that, than any other pitcher.
01:18:40.000 So he's literally releasing it at a closer distance than anybody else.
01:18:44.000 So less time.
01:18:46.000 That's true.
01:18:47.000 That's a good way to look at it.
01:18:49.000 That leverage is interesting, man.
01:18:52.000 Because it has such a huge factor in some sports.
01:18:55.000 You ever throw a pitch out?
01:18:57.000 No way.
01:18:58.000 I don't want to hurt my shoulder.
01:19:00.000 It's just like, and your ego, because they had one shot of 50 Cent throwing the pitch out, and he looked so gay doing it.
01:19:07.000 It was funny as shit.
01:19:08.000 I think he probably had that deleted from the internet.
01:19:10.000 I just saw this yesterday.
01:19:11.000 I don't know why it was coming around, but it was Bo Jackson throwing somebody out flat-footed from the outfield.
01:19:15.000 Sorry, it's not this one, but it's his next one, official.
01:19:18.000 Dude, Bo Jackson was one of the freakiest athletes of all time.
01:19:23.000 His arm was so crazy.
01:19:24.000 Everything was crazy.
01:19:26.000 If he didn't get hurt in that football game, look at this, jumps off the wall so he avoids all the impact, literally just ran up the wall.
01:19:33.000 Yeah, Bo knew everything.
01:19:36.000 He's a very interesting guy, man.
01:19:39.000 What was it, baseball, football?
01:19:40.000 That was just two sports, right?
01:19:41.000 Played two sports, but world class at both sports.
01:19:44.000 It wasn't until the football injury that he had to get a hip replacement.
01:19:49.000 You know, growing up, he was the first person you picked.
01:19:52.000 Like, I got this motherfucker on what sport?
01:19:54.000 Everything.
01:19:55.000 Anything and everything.
01:19:56.000 There's certain dudes that just have the perfect build, the perfect genetics, and then work ethic.
01:20:03.000 Another one is a Herschel Walker.
01:20:04.000 Like, Herschel Walker.
01:20:06.000 His knees are destroyed down here.
01:20:08.000 How could they not be?
01:20:08.000 How could they not be?
01:20:09.000 Yeah, they say he can barely walk now.
01:20:12.000 He'll still fuck you up.
01:20:13.000 Herschel Walker, he was fucking people up in Strike Force when he was in his late 40s.
01:20:18.000 I was thinking of Earl Campbell.
01:20:20.000 That's the one that's like really, really bad with his knees.
01:20:22.000 I don't think Herschel Walker has bad knees.
01:20:24.000 He was fighting almost until he was 50. He was fighting in Strike Force.
01:20:28.000 A lot of people don't know that.
01:20:29.000 Yeah, Herschel Walker at...
01:20:32.000 48, 49, whatever he was when he was fighting, looked like a 30-year-old perfect specimen of an athlete.
01:20:39.000 He didn't look like an older athlete that's doing something different, like trying to fight.
01:20:44.000 It looks like he's fucking world-class, ripped, full six-pack, super jacked, still has the same discipline.
01:20:51.000 At 40?
01:20:52.000 What is his age there?
01:20:53.000 What does it say?
01:20:53.000 I said 48. 48. Look at the build.
01:20:56.000 Yes!
01:20:57.000 Yes!
01:20:58.000 Dude, look at the build on this fucking guy.
01:21:01.000 And he destroyed this dude in Strikeforce.
01:21:02.000 He beat a few guys.
01:21:04.000 He was undefeated in MMA. And the way he would beat these guys was just, first of all, he had a long martial arts background.
01:21:11.000 Like, he'd done martial arts before.
01:21:13.000 I never know any of this.
01:21:15.000 But he's got such a crazy disciplined work ethic that his body is still in pristine shape in his late 40s.
01:21:23.000 Now, I don't know if he's taking hormones or anything here.
01:21:26.000 Either way, the way this guy looked in his 40s and the way he was competing, it didn't make sense.
01:21:32.000 Yes, everything about him.
01:21:34.000 Yeah, that's crazy.
01:21:35.000 That guy would do push-ups and sit-ups and bodyweight squats and shit over weightlifting.
01:21:42.000 That was like his big thing, was that he did mostly calisthenics.
01:21:46.000 I had no idea that he ever did that.
01:21:48.000 Dude, Herschel Walker was a freak athlete.
01:21:50.000 That's crazy.
01:21:51.000 See, that's why I say you know everything, that motherfucker.
01:21:53.000 Dude, that's the thing.
01:21:54.000 When he started fighting, people were like, oh, you know, he's like a guy who still wants to compete, who used to be world class or something.
01:22:02.000 He probably won't be good at fighting.
01:22:03.000 He's fucking people up, man.
01:22:04.000 I mean, look at that.
01:22:05.000 When me just looking at it, it didn't look like it was just like a show.
01:22:08.000 No, no, no.
01:22:09.000 No, he looks like a professional mixed martial arts fighter.
01:22:11.000 I wouldn't say he looked like the best in the world, but he was professional.
01:22:14.000 And he even went to one of the best gyms in the world.
01:22:17.000 He went to AKA. A.K.A. is in San Jose.
01:22:20.000 It's one of the best mixed martial arts.
01:22:22.000 Cain Velasquez, Daniel Cormier, John Fitch, Josh Koscheck.
01:22:27.000 We can go down the list.
01:22:28.000 A lot of great fighters came out of there.
01:22:31.000 Yeah, it's a great gym.
01:22:34.000 And they have been training world-class fighters forever.
01:22:38.000 So he went to the lion's den.
01:22:40.000 Kameeb Nurmagomedov trains there.
01:22:42.000 Mike Swick trained there.
01:22:44.000 I mean, it's a lion's den.
01:22:46.000 He went to the comedy store.
01:22:46.000 He went to the comedy store.
01:22:47.000 He went to the comedy store.
01:22:48.000 He went right in there.
01:22:49.000 Look at that!
01:22:50.000 Look at that build!
01:22:51.000 Come on, man!
01:22:53.000 Who the fuck looks like that in their late 40s and does professional cage fighting after a long career in the NFL? I mean, Marshall Walker's something special, man.
01:23:03.000 He was something special.
01:23:04.000 I had no idea.
01:23:05.000 Oh my god.
01:23:05.000 Dude, and I'm telling you, every fight was like this.
01:23:08.000 Every fight was like a man versus boys.
01:23:10.000 You watched the fights?
01:23:11.000 I watched them all.
01:23:12.000 Of course you did.
01:23:12.000 I watched everything.
01:23:13.000 Yeah, that's a dumb question.
01:23:14.000 I watched a lot of shit.
01:23:16.000 I know, like a lot of shit.
01:23:17.000 You read a lot of audiobooks too.
01:23:19.000 I do.
01:23:19.000 You read a lot of audiobooks.
01:23:21.000 I read a lot of audiobooks.
01:23:24.000 That's all I want to say.
01:23:25.000 You read a lot of audiobooks, bro.
01:23:27.000 I mostly read articles, but I get my books.
01:23:30.000 I consume my books in audio form because I can do other shit.
01:23:33.000 Like, I can go on a walk.
01:23:34.000 I can walk my dog and listen to a book.
01:23:36.000 When I was talking to the person that helped me with the candle, and I got the fact about the whale shit, I was like, this motherfucker, It's going to be all over that shit.
01:23:46.000 Ambergris?
01:23:47.000 I knew it!
01:23:48.000 I was like, this is right up his sperm whale's...
01:23:51.000 Isn't it crazy that it's just to dissolve beaks?
01:23:54.000 That's what...
01:23:55.000 I mean, like, pearls, right?
01:23:56.000 That's just like a coating that an oyster puts over a rock or something that's inside its mouth.
01:24:00.000 Isn't that what it is?
01:24:02.000 It gets irritated and it creates this coating and puts it over it and it becomes super value to us.
01:24:06.000 How long?
01:24:07.000 But that's over...
01:24:09.000 Well, it can't be a long time because oysters don't live.
01:24:14.000 What's the time period to be able to develop a fucking pearl?
01:24:19.000 Let's just guess.
01:24:20.000 This is a total guess.
01:24:21.000 How long do you think an oyster stays alive, if you had to guess?
01:24:26.000 How old does an oyster get?
01:24:28.000 I'll say 15 years.
01:24:31.000 Wow, I was going to say three.
01:24:35.000 I would love to know the answer to this.
01:24:36.000 I wonder if they know.
01:24:38.000 If they're about to be pearled up?
01:24:39.000 I think they don't know how old sharks get.
01:24:43.000 Well, it takes two to four years for it to form the pearl.
01:24:47.000 But they live anywhere from two to 41 years.
01:24:50.000 41 years for an oyster?
01:24:52.000 I was the closest, Joe.
01:24:53.000 Joe.
01:24:54.000 No, I was closest.
01:24:55.000 No, you said two.
01:24:56.000 I said two.
01:24:57.000 It's two, I'm right.
01:24:57.000 I said 17. I said three.
01:24:59.000 I'm one away.
01:25:02.000 No man, fuck that!
01:25:04.000 I won!
01:25:05.000 I just want to win something!
01:25:08.000 It doesn't seem consistent.
01:25:10.000 2 to 41!
01:25:11.000 Sometimes babies die when they're one day old.
01:25:13.000 How old do people live?
01:25:13.000 2 to 41. But I was closer.
01:25:16.000 Okay, I'll give it to you.
01:25:17.000 I was closer to the life expectancy.
01:25:18.000 I feel so proud about that.
01:25:19.000 I thought it was like an octopus.
01:25:22.000 Because octopus is real quick, right?
01:25:24.000 Octopus are real smart, but I think they have a very short lifespan.
01:25:28.000 I think octopus is less than 10 years.
01:25:29.000 I heard they had the brain of a human.
01:25:32.000 They're fucking clever.
01:25:33.000 They're clever and they're mean as shit.
01:25:35.000 And they're smart.
01:25:36.000 Yeah, they're like an evil alien.
01:25:38.000 That's what they are.
01:25:39.000 They're in the same family.
01:25:41.000 Molluscs?
01:25:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:25:42.000 So like that's why it's similar.
01:25:43.000 Is a crustacean the same as a mollusk?
01:25:46.000 They're related, so they're not like the same same.
01:25:49.000 Is a shellfish a crustacean?
01:25:50.000 Because a crab is a crustacean, right?
01:25:53.000 I just like saying big words.
01:25:54.000 They are all mollusks.
01:25:55.000 I like crustacean.
01:25:55.000 I'll say that.
01:25:56.000 I know.
01:25:57.000 I'm like, you just threw that motherfucker.
01:25:58.000 What's that restaurant?
01:25:59.000 Crab crustacean?
01:26:00.000 That's the only time I use that word.
01:26:02.000 Oysters are bivalve and octopus is like a gastropod or cephalopod.
01:26:08.000 Yeah, I was going to say.
01:26:09.000 Cephalopod.
01:26:10.000 That's right.
01:26:10.000 What is the life expectancy of an octopus?
01:26:13.000 What's a cephalopod?
01:26:14.000 It's like two to four years depending on, yeah.
01:26:16.000 We've looked that up before.
01:26:17.000 Right, okay.
01:26:18.000 Yeah, we have.
01:26:19.000 Two to four years is nothing for something that's smart.
01:26:21.000 That's what's so weird.
01:26:22.000 Imagine you're born...
01:26:23.000 They're not that smart.
01:26:23.000 They can't live longer than that.
01:26:25.000 Motherfucking duck.
01:26:25.000 They don't have any tools.
01:26:26.000 There's no doctors under there.
01:26:27.000 They do grow their limbs back.
01:26:29.000 And when males and females breed, sometimes the female just decides to kill the male and eat it.
01:26:35.000 Females are larger.
01:26:36.000 Habits quarantine.
01:26:37.000 That's coming out of quarantine, motherfucker.
01:26:40.000 If we make this all your limbs, we're going to eat that shit.
01:26:42.000 A male's octopus, his dick, is also his limbs.
01:26:45.000 What does it say?
01:26:46.000 The largest bivalve is the giant clam, which reaches a length of four feet and weighs 500 pounds.
01:26:52.000 Holy shit.
01:26:53.000 Holy shit.
01:26:54.000 Did you know that?
01:26:55.000 A four-foot clam that weighs 500 pounds?
01:26:58.000 That's crazy.
01:26:58.000 That's like the Little Mermaid lives in there.
01:27:01.000 Is it part of a menu?
01:27:02.000 I mean, do people eat it?
01:27:04.000 Oh, we should eat the fuck out of that thing.
01:27:05.000 At least 500 years old.
01:27:07.000 It's also the oldest known animal.
01:27:09.000 It can live to 500 years old.
01:27:12.000 Two to five hundred years, I guess.
01:27:15.000 Yo, I was the closest kid.
01:27:17.000 No, I didn't even take a guess on that one.
01:27:19.000 That's crazy.
01:27:19.000 That's crazy.
01:27:22.000 Octopus's dick is also its tentacles, and sometimes it has to give up its dick.
01:27:27.000 It'll let an arm separate so that the female doesn't eat it.
01:27:32.000 Because females would just jack them.
01:27:33.000 Eat the dick?
01:27:34.000 Well, they eat the arm.
01:27:36.000 They'll take his dick, which is also his arm.
01:27:37.000 They'll take one of his tentacles and they'll eat that.
01:27:39.000 And it's almost like he's like, here, eat my arm.
01:27:42.000 And he grows back.
01:27:44.000 Dude, it's the craziest shit ever.
01:27:45.000 There's a lot of videos of it.
01:27:46.000 Female octopuses just jack male octopuses and kill them and eat them.
01:27:51.000 For the dick or the arm?
01:27:52.000 You don't know.
01:27:53.000 Their whole body is the same thing.
01:27:54.000 That's fucking crazy.
01:27:55.000 And they stuff them.
01:27:56.000 They stuff them into holes in the reef and just peck away at them for days.
01:28:01.000 Yo, why do you sell as much as that way?
01:28:04.000 You got more excited about more and more and more.
01:28:07.000 I'm fascinated by that shit.
01:28:09.000 You're fascinated about every goddamn thing.
01:28:10.000 But this is something to be fascinated by, because this is a living thing that we can...
01:28:13.000 Look, if we found this on another planet, we'd be freaking the fuck out.
01:28:18.000 If they sent one of those...
01:28:23.000 probes, those like Mars probes to another planet and they found this just laying in an ocean somewhere and they studied this.
01:28:33.000 This is the life form on this planet that's dominant.
01:28:37.000 And sometimes the females, which are super intelligent, sometimes they just kill the males and eat them.
01:28:41.000 That's what this guy's doing.
01:28:42.000 This girl, rather, is killing this guy.
01:28:45.000 She's killing him right now.
01:28:46.000 She's strangling him and biting him and slowly eating him.
01:28:50.000 The fact that you can do a play-by-play That might have been one of the most impressive things I've seen.
01:28:55.000 They're mean.
01:28:56.000 Of octopus getting eaten up by his wife.
01:28:58.000 They're smart and mean.
01:28:59.000 They don't live very long.
01:29:00.000 They taste good too.
01:29:00.000 They taste real good.
01:29:02.000 But they're smart.
01:29:03.000 Calamari all day.
01:29:05.000 That's squid.
01:29:06.000 I don't think they're as smart.
01:29:08.000 I don't think squid are that smart.
01:29:09.000 Are they smart?
01:29:10.000 Who's smarter?
01:29:11.000 Octopus.
01:29:12.000 Yeah, they change color and stuff.
01:29:14.000 Oh, that's true.
01:29:15.000 What is the other one that does?
01:29:17.000 Cuttlefish.
01:29:17.000 That's the little fat ones that blow up?
01:29:21.000 No, that's a puffer.
01:29:23.000 Yeah, cuttlefish is like this weird thing that's like, it's not quite a squid, it's not quite an octopus, but it looks a lot like them.
01:29:30.000 It's a similar thing, and it can change colors, and they're freaky.
01:29:34.000 That's what it looks like.
01:29:35.000 That thing's freaky.
01:29:36.000 Get a video.
01:29:37.000 See if there's a video that you can see.
01:29:38.000 See, I'm not into this weird.
01:29:40.000 Dude, these things, just do cuttlefish camouflage.
01:29:45.000 Dude, they look exactly like their surrounding and they just jack things like that.
01:29:50.000 So they blend in perfectly with the environment, even the texture.
01:29:54.000 They can look like coral.
01:29:55.000 Look at that.
01:29:56.000 Damn!
01:29:57.000 They can look like the rocks on the bottom.
01:30:00.000 They look like all kinds of different things.
01:30:02.000 And they can change really quickly to blend in with whatever the background is.
01:30:07.000 They're freaky, man.
01:30:08.000 That's crazy.
01:30:08.000 They're really freaky.
01:30:10.000 What do they taste like?
01:30:11.000 At the end of anything, what the fuck do they taste like?
01:30:13.000 I think they taste...
01:30:14.000 People eat them.
01:30:15.000 I know that.
01:30:16.000 People eat anything.
01:30:17.000 They eat cuttlefish.
01:30:18.000 I think it's like a luxury fish.
01:30:20.000 It's like...
01:30:22.000 I think it's highly sought after in some ethnic cookings, right?
01:30:27.000 Like Asian-style cookings.
01:30:29.000 I know I've had it.
01:30:30.000 I know I've had it.
01:30:33.000 Cuttlefish cooking tips.
01:30:35.000 Yeah.
01:30:35.000 I don't know.
01:30:36.000 Well, you do elk, so cuttlefish is not...
01:30:38.000 You can't be far from that.
01:30:39.000 You've had octopus.
01:30:40.000 You've had squid.
01:30:40.000 There's not that much difference.
01:30:41.000 I know.
01:30:42.000 You can sell me on it because I try different things, but certain places you go, you're a distant chick with a sloppy mouth.
01:30:50.000 Yeah, people love that.
01:30:52.000 That's cuttlefish she's chowing down on?
01:30:54.000 Dude, that looks good as fuck.
01:30:56.000 That looks real good.
01:30:57.000 It looks weird.
01:30:57.000 It looks like an alien thing.
01:30:59.000 Yeah, I could do that.
01:30:59.000 Tastes just like squid, she says.
01:31:02.000 If you saw that on another planet, if they found an animal underwater on another planet that could change color and blend in with its environment, they don't even know how the fuck it does that.
01:31:12.000 They don't know how they do that.
01:31:13.000 They watch them do that, and they try to figure out how the fuck this thing instantly mimics the texture of coral and blends right in.
01:31:20.000 But that's years of evolution, right?
01:31:22.000 Oh, for sure.
01:31:23.000 But, I mean, it's beyond...
01:31:26.000 What anything else on this planet can do.
01:31:29.000 You look at what we can do.
01:31:31.000 We can't do shit.
01:31:31.000 We can't blend in.
01:31:33.000 We reproduce.
01:31:35.000 And the act of that is the simplest thing you can do in your life.
01:31:40.000 The act of reproduction?
01:31:41.000 Oh my, it's a, oh!
01:31:42.000 And next thing you know, nine months later, you're responsible for something.
01:31:46.000 True, yeah.
01:31:47.000 And it's your body's programmed to want that more than anything.
01:31:51.000 To reproduce or the sex?
01:31:53.000 To get the sex.
01:31:54.000 Oh yeah.
01:31:55.000 Your body's programmed for that.
01:31:56.000 And to reproduce though, ultimately.
01:31:59.000 That's what's crazy about...
01:32:01.000 So that's what somebody could say.
01:32:02.000 Somebody cheated.
01:32:02.000 They was like, I was just feeding my need to reproduce.
01:32:05.000 You can't say I was just being unfaithful?
01:32:08.000 I don't think that's going to fly.
01:32:09.000 Okay.
01:32:10.000 But it's amazing that so much of our society is based on sexual desire, right?
01:32:15.000 It really is just a call to reproduce.
01:32:17.000 Like a girl's ass and a girl with big tits and small waist, like you see that.
01:32:22.000 It's like a program that runs in the brain that gets the body saying, oh, you need to make a baby.
01:32:29.000 It used to until COVID-19.
01:32:30.000 That shit's slow.
01:32:31.000 Yeah, but it is something.
01:32:33.000 And then that becomes, get to a mental part too.
01:32:36.000 That happens with women and guys.
01:32:38.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:32:38.000 People should meet up for dates and get tested.
01:32:41.000 Once they get testing everywhere, people should meet up for dates, get tested, and then go out.
01:32:46.000 It'd be kind of a fun little thing to do.
01:32:48.000 Yeah, it would be.
01:32:49.000 I'm going to tell you, it's going to go back to that second wave.
01:32:52.000 Yeah.
01:32:52.000 Somebody's going to slip through.
01:32:54.000 Somebody's like, you know, it's like...
01:32:56.000 I wish I knew if that's the case.
01:32:58.000 I don't know.
01:32:58.000 I don't know.
01:32:59.000 This situation, man, this situation, it's going to change for so much shit, bro.
01:33:04.000 The way people think about so much things.
01:33:06.000 And it's going to, you know, ultimately, it'll make us better people or a better place.
01:33:11.000 It'll change a lot.
01:33:12.000 But we're still very fortunate.
01:33:14.000 And we should just use this time to make a better situation for ourselves.
01:33:19.000 We can do that.
01:33:21.000 I say that to people.
01:33:22.000 I was like...
01:33:23.000 It's easy to get down.
01:33:25.000 It's easy to have an excuse why you don't want to do something, or you could challenge it, and that's what it is.
01:33:31.000 The real problem is people with families that lost their job.
01:33:34.000 That's the real problem, being able to put food on the table, people being able to, you know, they want to get their business back up.
01:33:40.000 How can they possibly make a living again?
01:33:41.000 It's not like anything else where people lost their business.
01:33:44.000 They didn't make any bad mistakes.
01:33:46.000 You know, if a person makes a bunch of bad mistakes and they lose their business, they kind of at least know what happened.
01:33:54.000 But when all of a sudden, if you've been working hard your whole life and you have a successful business and then boom, the floor falls out in a month.
01:34:00.000 Yeah, but then I will say Trump, I mean, what I get from Trump and them that they have been or trying to be as aggressive with keeping small businesses alive more than anything.
01:34:14.000 Yeah, and that's a good move.
01:34:15.000 It's very important.
01:34:16.000 Restaurants, small businesses, but, you know, there was a thing today in, I think it was the Washington Post, where they were talking about how they're already out of that money that they deemed for small business loans.
01:34:27.000 They already ran out.
01:34:29.000 This was recently because I know they went back for more money.
01:34:32.000 It was today.
01:34:34.000 I was reading something today.
01:34:36.000 I don't know what paper it was, but they were, was it Washington Post?
01:34:40.000 All of them, all of them.
01:34:41.000 And it was basically saying that They need to figure out how to keep doing this.
01:34:46.000 If we're going to social distance, particularly in California, the idea is May 19th now?
01:34:51.000 Or May 15th?
01:34:52.000 Is that what it is?
01:34:53.000 May 15th, I think?
01:34:54.000 Yeah.
01:34:56.000 And how are they going to start it back up?
01:34:58.000 And what are they going to do to start it back up?
01:34:59.000 And what are people going to be like?
01:35:01.000 How long is it going to take before everybody settles back in again?
01:35:04.000 They don't really know.
01:35:06.000 But it feels like if they ease it up, that's going to be more for, like you say, people that work, right?
01:35:15.000 That's where the issue would come in, is how people are going to feel comfortable going to work.
01:35:20.000 Right.
01:35:20.000 We were talking about guys who work at grocery stores, right?
01:35:23.000 You used to work at a grocery store.
01:35:24.000 It was just a job.
01:35:25.000 Now it's a job that could kill you.
01:35:27.000 Like, what?
01:35:28.000 It doesn't even pay that well.
01:35:29.000 Imagine a job that doesn't pay that well that could kill you.
01:35:32.000 Yeah, so imagine being there right now and dealing with these people coughing and walking back and forth everywhere you look.
01:35:38.000 All these new people.
01:35:39.000 You're being constantly exposed to these people's air.
01:35:41.000 And it used to just be a regular job.
01:35:43.000 Now all of a sudden it's a regular job that might get you so sick you could die.
01:35:47.000 Like, fuck!
01:35:48.000 That's why they're about to be...
01:35:49.000 You gotta fucking raise that minimum wage now.
01:35:52.000 Watch, that's gonna probably happen.
01:35:54.000 I guarantee that'll probably happen.
01:35:55.000 This is what we're realizing in all of this, is that if you do have a crisis, this is the good thing.
01:36:02.000 The vast majority of people comply with what's needed to, you know, stay home, just go to the supermarket, do essential things, come back.
01:36:12.000 Just stay home.
01:36:13.000 Let's just let this shit die off.
01:36:15.000 Let the people that have it right now, let them get to a point where they're not transmitting it to anybody else anymore.
01:36:20.000 Everybody stay away from each other and let's just nip this shit in the bud.
01:36:24.000 And the way you look at it in terms of different philosophies and different places that have done it, some places have not been so aggressive and they've experienced a lot of cases, and you could say, well, yeah, but those people, it's going to go through their immune system quicker and they'll be able to go back to work quicker.
01:36:39.000 I don't know.
01:36:39.000 I don't know.
01:36:39.000 But I do know that California has a very low number of deaths, in particular, and a low number of—it's a low number of people that have gotten gravely ill in comparison to the size of the state, like if you compare it to New York, which is a very high number of people that got ill.
01:36:55.000 But you came to New York, the population of 5, like 5.5 million in Brooklyn alone.
01:36:59.000 And everyone's on top of the state.
01:37:00.000 And everybody's like, why are they so shocked that it's an epic epicenter?
01:37:03.000 It's because everybody's there and everybody lives up in the sky.
01:37:07.000 It's all about, like, when do you jump?
01:37:09.000 Like, when do you make a move?
01:37:10.000 And California made a move a little bit quicker.
01:37:13.000 You know, and that's really what it is.
01:37:16.000 Like, who acts the quickest?
01:37:18.000 And you gotta do...
01:37:19.000 And I do understand, like, the tough mandates because...
01:37:23.000 You have to lay it down because people will be easy and lax with it.
01:37:28.000 They are, but there's also people that are getting too much of a kick out of telling people what to do.
01:37:34.000 They're kicking people out of parks when it's like a family of three and there's no one else in the park.
01:37:39.000 Come on.
01:37:40.000 Relax.
01:37:41.000 There's no one here.
01:37:42.000 If you're there and there's no one else there, leave the fucking people alone.
01:37:46.000 Let them enjoy the park.
01:37:47.000 Now, if other people come and they get too close to each other, then step in and stop them.
01:37:52.000 But if they do it like that, then there's always going to be somebody who's going to try to push it.
01:37:55.000 So I can kind of understand how they'll be like, fuck it, nobody.
01:37:59.000 I mean, I took my son for a walk the other day, and he doesn't really know what's going on, but he knows what's going on.
01:38:07.000 And he was on this little scooter, right?
01:38:09.000 And I'm like, he was just happy to be out, right?
01:38:13.000 And he had his mask, and I was like, is that the future?
01:38:17.000 You know, that little mask?
01:38:19.000 I'm like...
01:38:21.000 We're gonna get so weird with each other.
01:38:23.000 I mean, if you wanted a formula, right?
01:38:24.000 If you wanted to be a real conspiracy theorist and you wanted a formula to get people to more easily Be separated and more easily give in to the future of machines taking over the world.
01:38:42.000 This is what you do.
01:38:43.000 You give them a fucking disease where they can't even be human anymore.
01:38:46.000 They can't hug each other.
01:38:47.000 They can't kiss.
01:38:47.000 They can't even get close because they're worried they're going to get a disease that's going to kill them.
01:38:51.000 So what do you make them do on top of that?
01:38:53.000 You make them wear a mask.
01:38:54.000 So now they can't even see each other's facial expressions.
01:38:56.000 You can't even look a person in the eye.
01:38:58.000 You just see like a You see the eyes only.
01:39:01.000 Yeah, but something is going to make, I understand what you're saying, but something is going to make those people feel more comfortable.
01:39:07.000 It's quicker testing with quicker results, a vaccine.
01:39:11.000 I don't know how long it's going to take to get there, but something is going to give people a vote of confidence.
01:39:17.000 And that's going to be with those numbers of, like, people want excited about, like, what is it called?
01:39:22.000 Flattened out.
01:39:23.000 They're like, oh, shit.
01:39:24.000 Flatten the curve.
01:39:25.000 Yeah, flatten the curve.
01:39:26.000 It's going to be something to give people more confidence.
01:39:29.000 And then when people have more confidence, some people are going to push it, right?
01:39:34.000 And some people are going to be, like we say, it's going to be the new normal.
01:39:37.000 They're going to be taking extra precautions.
01:39:40.000 I don't know the next time I'll do a meet and greet.
01:39:43.000 Right.
01:39:43.000 A meet and greet?
01:39:45.000 That part of, pretty much, that part of our business is going to be gone for some time.
01:39:50.000 For sure.
01:39:51.000 Do you remember that spring break footage of those kids?
01:39:54.000 They caught down in Mexico?
01:39:55.000 Yeah.
01:39:55.000 Going crazy?
01:39:56.000 Or was it Florida?
01:39:57.000 It was Florida.
01:39:57.000 Florida.
01:39:58.000 Might as well be Mexico.
01:39:59.000 Florida's not America.
01:40:00.000 So they're down there going crazy.
01:40:03.000 That's true.
01:40:03.000 All the crazy shit happens in Florida.
01:40:05.000 That is not America.
01:40:07.000 So they go down there.
01:40:08.000 I mean, if you're from Florida, relax.
01:40:10.000 I'm joking.
01:40:10.000 They're not going to relax.
01:40:11.000 Relax.
01:40:12.000 They're going to be at 459. My sister lives in Florida.
01:40:14.000 459. This is when Donnell said, they'll blame it on me.
01:40:18.000 459, Donnell said he hated Florida.
01:40:20.000 Get him!
01:40:20.000 Those kids, watching those kids on the beach, because there was no laws.
01:40:25.000 There was no law yet.
01:40:26.000 And they moved slow, and they were like the last state.
01:40:29.000 Florida just said that professional wrestling is an essential business.
01:40:36.000 Really?
01:40:38.000 That is hilarious.
01:40:41.000 That's true, right?
01:40:42.000 What is the exact statement?
01:40:44.000 Because it sounds so ridiculous, I don't want to fuck this up.
01:40:46.000 Yeah, they said they rushed to judgment, I think.
01:40:48.000 They might have just re-evaluated things.
01:40:50.000 Oh, did they re-evaluate it now?
01:40:52.000 No, no, originally.
01:40:53.000 Originally?
01:40:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:40:54.000 Oh.
01:40:55.000 They're going to be taping this weekend.
01:40:57.000 But if a show, if a show, let's say a show that gives people jobs and is produced, it's creating jobs for other people, couldn't that be considered an essential job to the people that work there?
01:41:10.000 Yes.
01:41:10.000 So every job is essential then.
01:41:12.000 That's what I was trying to say.
01:41:13.000 Yeah, the WWE is now considered essential service in Florida.
01:41:16.000 It's a service.
01:41:17.000 Officials in the state permitted employees of professional sports and media production with a national audience to hold an event if it is closed to the public.
01:41:24.000 Yeah, I think you should be able to.
01:41:26.000 If you test everybody and everybody's negative, like again, test takes 15 minutes.
01:41:32.000 And apparently they're working on ones that work a lot quicker.
01:41:35.000 And I say that, Joe.
01:41:35.000 I say that's when it's going to shift.
01:41:37.000 Like I say, people getting somewhat...
01:41:39.000 A little bit of a vote of confidence when you know that you could get results rapid.
01:41:45.000 Yeah, I want to know if they made it in a lab or if it came out of a lab.
01:41:49.000 Somebody's making it in there.
01:41:50.000 They've got to get everything.
01:41:50.000 It's got to get approved.
01:41:51.000 No, I mean the virus itself.
01:41:53.000 The big theory is not just that they— Not even that they made it in a lab.
01:41:57.000 That's not what they think.
01:41:58.000 What they do think is it escaped from a lab and that this was something that they were working on in this lab with the very same type of bats they were working on in this lab.
01:42:07.000 This is reported by none other than Fox News.
01:42:10.000 I believe.
01:42:12.000 They have a lab there.
01:42:13.000 They're working on bats.
01:42:14.000 Are they working on viruses?
01:42:16.000 And it came from the very area?
01:42:18.000 It's not impossible.
01:42:20.000 To pretend it's impossible seems a little crazy for me.
01:42:22.000 That bat, I heard...
01:42:23.000 It might be.
01:42:24.000 My bat story was a...
01:42:26.000 Somebody, my story was bat and a snake was involved with it some kind of way.
01:42:31.000 There's a pangolin.
01:42:32.000 People thought that it was a, that bats, like, this is what someone told me, that bats transferred over to pangolins, which is this weird fucking armadillo looking creature.
01:42:42.000 I know you're talking about the little funny looking.
01:42:44.000 Weird thing.
01:42:44.000 Yeah, I know you're talking about it.
01:42:45.000 Like a dinosaur looking thing.
01:42:46.000 Yeah.
01:42:47.000 And that somehow or another that got to people.
01:42:49.000 But then they thought it was a lady who was patient zero who worked next to a stand that was selling bats.
01:42:53.000 But this article claims that the wet market, the whole reason why that story got out, it was a cover story for the fact that it escaped from their lab.
01:43:02.000 But of course, that sounds so much like a plot in a movie.
01:43:05.000 You read it and you go, wow, it's almost too attractive.
01:43:08.000 Every other news reporting like CNN, NBC, it says that the U.S. officials are now looking into that unverified theory pushed By Fox News?
01:43:18.000 Yesterday.
01:43:18.000 It doesn't say Fox News.
01:43:19.000 It says conservatives including President Trump.
01:43:21.000 Plot in a movie.
01:43:22.000 This whole thing feels like a fucking movie.
01:43:25.000 100%.
01:43:25.000 100%.
01:43:25.000 Like a movie.
01:43:26.000 Like to see Times Square?
01:43:28.000 Yeah.
01:43:28.000 With nobody?
01:43:29.000 Nobody.
01:43:30.000 Yeah.
01:43:31.000 Nobody?
01:43:32.000 My friend John Joseph took a run across the Brooklyn Bridge today and took a picture of him standing on top of the Brooklyn Bridge on his Instagram.
01:43:40.000 And behind him, it's just empty.
01:43:42.000 Like I Am Legend shit.
01:43:44.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
01:43:44.000 There's like a couple people in the background.
01:43:46.000 You can see them way far in the background.
01:43:47.000 But a normal day on the Brooklyn Bridge where people walk...
01:43:50.000 You get hit trying to...
01:43:51.000 Yeah.
01:43:53.000 I believe that it's going to...
01:43:56.000 My belief may not mean too much to anybody, but...
01:43:59.000 It has to start back up again.
01:44:00.000 When is the big question, and what is it going to be like?
01:44:04.000 I hope people just keep it together.
01:44:06.000 I think it's going to be a continuation of...
01:44:08.000 I think it's going to be a continuation of what's going on down now, going on right now with the social distancing and stuff.
01:44:15.000 But it's just like businesses aren't opening.
01:44:17.000 But this is going to be six foot.
01:44:20.000 It's going to be six feet mask and everything for a while.
01:44:25.000 You can believe that shit.
01:44:26.000 For a while.
01:44:28.000 Yeah.
01:44:28.000 Imagine the people that were already germ freaks.
01:44:31.000 Right?
01:44:32.000 Neil Brennan.
01:44:32.000 I was like, I said Neil Brennan.
01:44:34.000 Neil Brennan's a germ freak?
01:44:34.000 Neil Brennan and white people knew.
01:44:36.000 Neil Brennan and white podcasters knew that this was going to happen, Joe.
01:44:40.000 They knew.
01:44:41.000 They knew it was going to be a point where we're not going to go on a roll.
01:44:44.000 We'll be good.
01:44:45.000 And Neil Brennan is a germ folk.
01:44:48.000 And I laughed at him.
01:44:49.000 I even called him gay for fist bumping everybody.
01:44:53.000 He knew.
01:44:54.000 He did it way, way ago.
01:44:56.000 I never thought this was happening.
01:44:57.000 You knew it could happen, though.
01:44:58.000 Somewhere in your imagination, I know...
01:45:01.000 There was a scenario or a story.
01:45:03.000 If anybody would have been like, what if?
01:45:06.000 I think you've seen this movie in your brain.
01:45:08.000 I've seen a bunch of movies in my brain.
01:45:11.000 That's what bothers me.
01:45:12.000 What bothers me is complacency.
01:45:15.000 I think it's real easy for people to just keep on keeping on.
01:45:18.000 And I think if you look at...
01:45:20.000 A lot of the problems that we have in our culture are from poor decision-making, and where people choose comfort over doing a smarter thing that's harder to do that's gonna help your life more.
01:45:31.000 The easy route!
01:45:32.000 Yeah, it's real, [...
01:45:36.000 It's part of you, it's part of me, I have it in myself, we all have it, we all fight it, right?
01:45:41.000 This is making you realize What's really important?
01:45:45.000 100%!
01:45:46.000 This is when you can realize, like, oh, me losing weight is not about me looking good.
01:45:52.000 It's about me staying alive.
01:45:54.000 Like, it might be the difference between me dying from this shit or skating through it.
01:45:58.000 It makes you...
01:45:59.000 And then it makes you...
01:46:01.000 Think about it when we weren't thinking about it at all.
01:46:05.000 Exactly.
01:46:05.000 We weren't thinking about it.
01:46:06.000 Think about it.
01:46:08.000 I've seen motherfuckers.
01:46:09.000 You go to a motherfuckers airport, motherfuckers, you know how to quick piss in and out or whatever.
01:46:14.000 You got motherfuckers just like, come right out the joint.
01:46:17.000 Don't wash your hands or anything.
01:46:18.000 Clearly.
01:46:19.000 I didn't even think.
01:46:21.000 I know about washing hands or whatever, but I didn't know that hand sanitizer was that gangster.
01:46:28.000 Yo, I thought people would have hand sanitizers that was gay.
01:46:31.000 Like, alright, you all Mr. O'Germopho.
01:46:34.000 But then you realize those precautions moving forward, those are going to help us.
01:46:38.000 Yeah, you got to understand that every surface that you touch has been touched by a bunch of other people.
01:46:45.000 It has the potential to have something on it.
01:46:47.000 And that's just how it is.
01:46:48.000 It doesn't mean you shouldn't touch things anymore.
01:46:50.000 Just be real careful what you do with your face afterwards.
01:46:54.000 Don't touch your face.
01:46:55.000 You take for granted.
01:46:58.000 It's easy.
01:46:59.000 It's easy just to be like, hey, what's up?
01:47:01.000 I know that.
01:47:03.000 But the other thing is, the stuff that you get in contact with, your immune system gets stronger when you're in contact with more things.
01:47:10.000 Like kids, particularly when they're young, they say, you know, they used to have, what were they called?
01:47:14.000 Chicken pox parties?
01:47:15.000 Yeah, we had chicken pox parties.
01:47:16.000 I was telling somebody about it.
01:47:17.000 I didn't know white people did that too.
01:47:19.000 Apparently.
01:47:19.000 I read about it.
01:47:20.000 I think it's just a common thing that Americans did back before they gave kids vaccines for it.
01:47:26.000 Once you got chicken pox, it was about to be a sleepover.
01:47:29.000 And everybody get it one time.
01:47:31.000 Get it out of the way.
01:47:32.000 I was just talking to somebody about it the other day.
01:47:34.000 Apparently it's real bad when you get it when you're an adult.
01:47:36.000 Yeah?
01:47:37.000 Not good.
01:47:37.000 Yeah, same with the measles.
01:47:39.000 Well, measles kills kids, too.
01:47:40.000 But if you hear an adult with chicken pops, you're like, where the fuck did you go, motherfucker?
01:47:46.000 Where have you been?
01:47:47.000 Chicken pops, motherfucker!
01:47:48.000 And by the way, how do you not get vaccinated for that by this time?
01:47:51.000 Dude, there's a chickenpox vaccine, right?
01:47:53.000 I had it when I was a kid.
01:47:55.000 You can tell that old motherfucker's got that shit right there.
01:47:57.000 That little...
01:47:58.000 Yeah.
01:47:59.000 But that's also...
01:48:00.000 Is that chickenpox?
01:48:01.000 That one?
01:48:01.000 Or is that...
01:48:02.000 I think that's smallpox, too.
01:48:04.000 I think it's measles.
01:48:06.000 There's a bunch of vaccinations.
01:48:09.000 Our vaccinations scarred us up when we were kids.
01:48:13.000 I had one in my arm my whole life.
01:48:16.000 I had this weird scar on the top of my shoulder.
01:48:18.000 It's an old school scar.
01:48:19.000 A chick would look at you like, oh, you got one of those?
01:48:23.000 Old school.
01:48:24.000 It was 1995, the vaccine, Varicella.
01:48:28.000 Before that, there were 4 million cases a year.
01:48:31.000 That's crazy.
01:48:32.000 That's crazy.
01:48:34.000 Who's going to be...
01:48:38.000 There's going to be a comedy club that says, fuck it.
01:48:44.000 Let's get opening.
01:48:45.000 Someone's going to do it.
01:48:46.000 Somebody's going to do it.
01:48:47.000 You just have to make people sign waivers.
01:48:49.000 Say the club's not responsible if you get sick.
01:48:52.000 Is that irresponsible to do?
01:48:54.000 Is that irresponsible to do?
01:48:55.000 I don't know.
01:48:56.000 Look, tell people to get tested.
01:48:59.000 Tell them to get tested when it's available.
01:49:01.000 When testing's readily available and treatment's readily available, I think only then are we going to relax.
01:49:06.000 Yeah.
01:49:06.000 I said it.
01:49:07.000 Yep, it's the truth.
01:49:08.000 Then the question is like, how do you tell people that you don't have it?
01:49:12.000 Like if you go to a bar, are you going to submit to having an app?
01:49:17.000 I've heard that there may be some type...
01:49:19.000 I heard in Wuhan or whatever, they have some type of system where it is an app where I guess you register...
01:49:27.000 And you can scan and see.
01:49:29.000 I know that has to be in development.
01:49:32.000 I was just talking to somebody about it.
01:49:33.000 I don't know exactly what it is, but I think that that technology exists.
01:49:38.000 Do you follow Willie D from the Ghetto Boys?
01:49:40.000 Yeah.
01:49:40.000 Go to his Instagram and he's got a post where there's a company That's sticking a microchip in these people's arms.
01:49:49.000 They hired a fucking professional tattooist and piercer, a professional piercer guy.
01:49:54.000 What has to come in for you to get it in?
01:49:56.000 What the fuck?
01:49:57.000 Imagine if your company tells you, I know you don't want to bring keys.
01:50:01.000 You know, why are you bringing keys everywhere?
01:50:03.000 I'm just going to give you a little microchip.
01:50:04.000 I'm going to make sure you're showing up at work on time.
01:50:06.000 You don't have to punch in anymore.
01:50:07.000 You're all set.
01:50:09.000 People are going to go for it.
01:50:10.000 They're going for it in this video.
01:50:12.000 Laughing and joking around about it.
01:50:14.000 That is real, right?
01:50:16.000 We didn't get hoaxed.
01:50:17.000 Did we get hoaxed?
01:50:17.000 Because it's a news story.
01:50:19.000 If it's not real, I can believe it.
01:50:21.000 I don't know about it on his page, but I know exactly what you're talking about.
01:50:24.000 I watched it and was like, what in the fuck are they thinking?
01:50:29.000 It's on MIT's website.
01:50:30.000 There it is.
01:50:31.000 This company embeds microchips in its employees and they love it.
01:50:38.000 Look at the title of that!
01:50:40.000 50 employees at Times Square Market got RFID chips in their hands.
01:50:45.000 Those are probably people that know that anything, they probably know that anything that the government wants to find out about you, they can find it out whenever they want.
01:50:55.000 Look at this.
01:50:56.000 When Patrick McMullen wants a Diet Dr. Pepper while he's at work, he pays for it with a wave of his hand.
01:51:03.000 Oh, well definitely don't carry credit cards anymore.
01:51:06.000 That's too hard to do.
01:51:08.000 Just put a microchip in you.
01:51:10.000 Pay it with a wave of your hand.
01:51:13.000 I think LaGuardia.
01:51:16.000 One of the airports in New York has got the experimental thing going where they have, in one of the terminals, a place where you can go shop.
01:51:22.000 You just swipe your credit card when you walk in and you just leave with whatever you got and they charge you.
01:51:26.000 Like those Amazon stores.
01:51:27.000 It's the same technology.
01:51:28.000 I guess Amazon's licensing it out.
01:51:30.000 Well, that makes sense.
01:51:31.000 It's still a credit card, though.
01:51:33.000 Like, it's not a chip.
01:51:34.000 The Amazon store, you don't wave your card.
01:51:35.000 I think you just have your phone with you, kind of.
01:51:37.000 And it just, like, knows that you have...
01:51:39.000 As long as you can leave it at home.
01:51:41.000 You can't leave it home.
01:51:43.000 This is what's so crazy about this.
01:51:45.000 How hard is it, you lazy bitch?
01:51:46.000 You can't pull your fucking credit card out?
01:51:48.000 You're willing to let them put a microchip in there so you can get a Diet Dr. Pepper with a hand move?
01:51:53.000 You can loan somebody money with a dap.
01:51:56.000 At his office, he's one of dozens of employees who've been doing likewise for a year now.
01:52:03.000 That's very funny.
01:52:04.000 Imagine?
01:52:04.000 That's how you give each other money?
01:52:06.000 Yeah, like that.
01:52:07.000 Cash app, slap app.
01:52:09.000 You can't touch now because of Corona.
01:52:11.000 What are you going to do?
01:52:12.000 Oh, yeah.
01:52:13.000 That's why I couldn't pay you, bro.
01:52:15.000 Social distancing.
01:52:17.000 McMullen is the president of Three Square Market, a technology company that provides self-service mini markets to hospitals, hotels, and company break rooms.
01:52:25.000 Last August, he became one of roughly 50 employees at its headquarters in River Falls, Wisconsin, who had volunteered to have a chip injected into their hand.
01:52:34.000 Fucking yikes.
01:52:35.000 What I saw as a dude was getting it in his forearm.
01:52:37.000 It must be a different company.
01:52:38.000 So this is what's scary.
01:52:40.000 Is this going to be the new norm?
01:52:41.000 Like, what if you get fired by these people and you get hired by Amazon?
01:52:45.000 Do you have to put in one of their chips?
01:52:47.000 Do you have to take out your old chip?
01:52:48.000 Do they sell the chip to the company?
01:52:50.000 My guess would be, when you leave, give me my chip back.
01:52:55.000 Oh my god, they cut you open.
01:52:57.000 But that doesn't, that does not surprise me in the least.
01:53:01.000 It doesn't surprise me, but it alarms me.
01:53:04.000 It alarms me that people are so interested in having someone put a chip in their body.
01:53:08.000 But a company that tells you you have to do it, if a company tells you you have to do that, fuck that company.
01:53:13.000 But I know it, but those are people that feel that they need to feel the need of being a part of new technology.
01:53:22.000 I want it.
01:53:23.000 If that's the hot shit, motherfucker's gonna have it.
01:53:25.000 This was 2014, says microchips will be implanted into healthy people sooner than you think.
01:53:30.000 It's going to happen.
01:53:31.000 Yeah, it's going to happen.
01:53:32.000 I mean, they called it in 2014. It's going to happen for people.
01:53:36.000 Like, I say, look, think about it, Joe.
01:53:38.000 Somebody with Alzheimer's.
01:53:39.000 Yeah.
01:53:40.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:53:41.000 They're going to find a smart reason.
01:53:43.000 If somebody is abducted, you know what I'm saying?
01:53:47.000 It's like, it's weird to think about it, but then if you really think about it, it's...
01:53:52.000 It's going to be weird, but there's going to be plenty of reasons why it makes sense.
01:53:57.000 And then people are going to say, tell me where your chip is.
01:53:58.000 And people don't want to tell us, cut your hand off.
01:54:00.000 This article, I don't like it.
01:54:01.000 Right here, it talks about this guy getting a computer virus implant in his chip.
01:54:06.000 A year later, Ghassan infected his own implant with a computer virus, one that could pass on to other computer systems if the building's networks were programmed to read his chip.
01:54:30.000 That's how wars are going to be for it, Joe.
01:54:33.000 Yes!
01:54:34.000 Yo, motherfucker, don't give a fuck if you can fight at wars like this.
01:54:37.000 Who can hack this shit?
01:54:40.000 That's where the wars...
01:54:41.000 It's not gonna be the physical shit.
01:54:43.000 It's gonna be like, you got one motherfucker in the room that could crash some shit like that.
01:54:48.000 Do you know what that fucking do to everybody?
01:54:50.000 Dude, I was watching this video of this couple that was infected.
01:54:55.000 And they were being dragged out of this building by these security guards in hazmat suits in China.
01:55:03.000 You know, it was either police or...
01:55:04.000 Was that an exercise or was it real?
01:55:06.000 It was real.
01:55:07.000 Yeah, because I saw some of it.
01:55:08.000 These people, it was...
01:55:10.000 I want to say it was a man and his wife that both tested positive.
01:55:13.000 I don't remember, though, but they were being dragged out.
01:55:16.000 They were picking them up like they're criminals.
01:55:21.000 I saw some videos.
01:55:22.000 I don't know if it was just...
01:55:24.000 It might have just been associated with corona or some other footage, but I've seen some stuff where motherfuckers, like, they was pulling this one lady out, and they fucking cracked her neck.
01:55:33.000 Next thing you know, she's on ice.
01:55:35.000 Really?
01:55:36.000 Yeah, I can't remember.
01:55:37.000 And, you know, people are crazy on the internet.
01:55:39.000 It might be somebody like a story not related to that, but they change the headlines and get a different clickbait.
01:55:44.000 Well, when something catastrophic starts happening and people start dying, people justify a lot of crazy shit, man.
01:55:50.000 And one of the things that I bet people will justify is they'll justify manhandling people.
01:55:54.000 That they think are not complying with the rules or people that have the virus.
01:55:58.000 And then shit could get real crazy if that becomes normal.
01:56:02.000 It is going to become normal because you think about it, like right now when you have cases of people getting frustrated, somebody is, yo, you inside my body zone, my social distance.
01:56:13.000 And this is when everybody's not even out of here, Joe.
01:56:16.000 Is this in New York?
01:56:17.000 Why is this person getting dragged off?
01:56:19.000 What happened?
01:56:20.000 He's wearing a mask.
01:56:20.000 Oh, he won't wear a mask, so they're just dragging him off because he's not complying?
01:56:23.000 Yeah.
01:56:24.000 Yeah, fucking crazy, man.
01:56:25.000 Making it more worse because they're all closer.
01:56:26.000 Yeah, this is crazy.
01:56:28.000 This is crazy.
01:56:28.000 But it also is crazy that this guy doesn't think he should wear a mask when he's on a fucking bus, crowded, filled with people, while there's a pandemic disease going on.
01:56:36.000 He should have a fucking mask on.
01:56:37.000 So where's the happy middle?
01:56:40.000 The happy middle is not these cops grabbing this guy and physically yanking him off the bus and causing this...
01:56:47.000 You know, very violent moment.
01:56:48.000 I mean, I think the thing we need to figure more important with that is, like, put your mask on, son.
01:56:54.000 Yeah, he didn't have a mask.
01:56:55.000 Maybe he just didn't have it.
01:56:57.000 Yeah.
01:56:57.000 We need to make masks available to people, too, right?
01:57:00.000 You don't want to lose your life.
01:57:02.000 Yeah, but to those people on the bus, they're probably very happy that the cops came and pulled that guy off.
01:57:06.000 To lose your mask?
01:57:08.000 Everybody's got a mask and this guy doesn't?
01:57:10.000 To lose your life...
01:57:12.000 For a fucking mask.
01:57:14.000 Yeah.
01:57:14.000 Mask rules everything around me.
01:57:16.000 There's a terrible video of a bus driver in Chicago.
01:57:20.000 And he makes this video talking about people were on his bus just coughing and constantly coughing with their mouth open.
01:57:27.000 He's like, please...
01:57:28.000 He's like, we're out here risking our health to do this service, and you people are being completely disrespectful and not caring, and four days later, he got it, and now he's dead.
01:57:41.000 So this guy, he's in this video, and then a short time afterwards, he's dead for what he was talking about.
01:57:50.000 I've heard so many cases of that.
01:57:52.000 Dude, imagine.
01:57:53.000 All of a sudden, you're a bus driver, and instead of just driving a bus, now you're also worried you're going to die from a pandemic disease, and you have to keep going to work and being surrounded by these people because someone has to drive people around.
01:58:08.000 They're not getting on them buses no more, bro.
01:58:10.000 No.
01:58:10.000 Muffles not getting on them buses.
01:58:12.000 They're not getting on them buses.
01:58:13.000 When does this start back up?
01:58:15.000 And what is it gonna be like, Donnell?
01:58:17.000 Like, what is it gonna be like when the years get going again?
01:58:20.000 That they start clink, clink, clink, clink, clink.
01:58:22.000 It's gonna look like...
01:58:25.000 The international terminal for fly Korea in Japan.
01:58:33.000 That's what it's going to look like.
01:58:35.000 Motherfucker's going to be on mask for a while.
01:58:37.000 I think you're probably right.
01:58:38.000 They're going to be masked up for a while.
01:58:39.000 How long do you think?
01:58:40.000 A year?
01:58:43.000 Yeah, I mean, you got the being able to test vaccine.
01:58:49.000 How do you get rid of it?
01:58:51.000 They're going to teach us how not to catch it.
01:58:53.000 Okay, I got it.
01:58:54.000 How do I get rid of it?
01:58:55.000 And I was watching one of those shows on CNN with this black doctor, and she was talking about how they are close to a vaccine or something because they're just extending, I guess, certain tests.
01:59:08.000 They were doing something else that had similar traits.
01:59:11.000 I'm not a doctor.
01:59:12.000 I don't know exactly the story, but it was a story of The study and the research of it had already started.
01:59:22.000 Oh, so they had already been making the vaccine for the other stuff?
01:59:25.000 Yeah.
01:59:25.000 Was it SARS? Is that what it was?
01:59:27.000 It wasn't SARS. It was one of the new viruses I'd never heard of, but it was an interesting story because she was...
01:59:33.000 I don't know if it was Goopa, whatever the motherfuckers, what it was.
01:59:36.000 But it was a great conversation.
01:59:40.000 Like, what if...
01:59:42.000 Okay, we had...
01:59:44.000 Not we had, but...
01:59:47.000 Had realized that something like this is about to happen.
01:59:50.000 Because of this strand of something, this is going to be the next Hercules shit.
01:59:54.000 How do we get ahead of it?
01:59:55.000 And there may be some people out there that had already been thinking that.
01:59:59.000 They're going to find something to cure this shit.
02:00:02.000 Well, they've definitely been thinking that this could happen.
02:00:05.000 Because I know it may sound crazy.
02:00:07.000 Certain shit is like...
02:00:09.000 I don't know what has got the world so involved in that.
02:00:12.000 It wasn't specific to race or anything.
02:00:15.000 It was just like they say in the streets, anybody could catch it.
02:00:18.000 Anybody could catch it.
02:00:20.000 And that's where the panic is in every community.
02:00:27.000 The whole world.
02:00:27.000 Look at the whole world.
02:00:28.000 The whole world covered with humans.
02:00:30.000 Everybody's got it.
02:00:31.000 It's on every continent.
02:00:33.000 Except Antarctica, I think.
02:00:34.000 Antarctica's the only place that doesn't have cases.
02:00:36.000 That's what's wild about human contact.
02:00:38.000 When you think about how a disease can so quickly spread from China just all over the whole world and shut everything down.
02:00:46.000 They said that if China was honest about it, I don't know if this is true, but this is what I was reading in more than one different story, that China could have stopped 95% of the spread And I know, and they say if Donald Trump was honest about it,
02:01:02.000 they could have set in mandates for social distancing and everything a little earlier.
02:01:08.000 I think a lot of people were real skeptical, unfortunately.
02:01:11.000 A lot of people were real skeptical, and no one anticipated it happening like this.
02:01:16.000 They were giving him a hard time when he was saying that they should stop travel from China.
02:01:19.000 People were calling him racist.
02:01:21.000 Now everybody stopped travel from everywhere.
02:01:22.000 Yeah, but a lot of people want to call him racist for fucking goddamn anything.
02:01:26.000 If he just ate coffee with no sugar, whoa, see, this is the reason why I don't want to fuck with this motherfucker.
02:01:30.000 Well, the things get cloudy, right?
02:01:34.000 Because, like, what is the thing?
02:01:35.000 The thing is, he wants to stop travel from this place because of diseases in this place.
02:01:41.000 And then the reaction is, well, that's racist to say, and we should be more sensitive, and...
02:01:47.000 Yeah, but people don't understand that Donald Trump don't move off of emotions.
02:01:51.000 The things that he's saying, you've got to understand that certain people have built like this.
02:01:55.000 Certain people don't make decisions off of emotions.
02:01:58.000 And that's what so many people get connected and disconnected with a candidate or whatever.
02:02:02.000 It's like, yeah, I fucking rooted for him.
02:02:05.000 They get connected with the emotions.
02:02:07.000 100%.
02:02:07.000 And then certain people like him and people of that like mind, which are mostly business people, they don't fuck with emotions.
02:02:15.000 They only fuck with results.
02:02:17.000 It's like, oh, I feel sorry.
02:02:19.000 Did you think about it?
02:02:20.000 Bitch, I don't care about none of that.
02:02:22.000 That's not how I work.
02:02:23.000 But my point was that if you got to give the guy a hard time about not reacting quick enough to certain things, you also got to give him props for shutting down traffic to places early.
02:02:35.000 But nobody wants to do that because it's a weird one.
02:02:37.000 Because the people that don't want to do that, Joe, is the ones that are caught up in the emotion.
02:02:40.000 The ideology.
02:02:41.000 Some people do not deal with reality.
02:02:44.000 Right.
02:02:45.000 They're reality.
02:02:46.000 And not on the Trump.
02:02:47.000 I'm not trying to harp on the Trump shit.
02:02:49.000 But Isaiah Washington.
02:02:50.000 You know Isaiah Washington?
02:02:51.000 Yes.
02:02:52.000 Gray's Anatomy.
02:02:53.000 We have a good friend.
02:02:54.000 I've known him for years in Brooklyn, whatever.
02:02:56.000 He's like a loyal Trump supporter.
02:03:01.000 You know what I mean?
02:03:02.000 He supports Trump.
02:03:05.000 But I've heard him say, he said, I don't vote for a person, I vote for policies.
02:03:10.000 I vote for policies.
02:03:12.000 And I'll give you an example.
02:03:15.000 Well, this is a weird one, Donnell, because no one had ever experienced this before.
02:03:18.000 So no one's doing the right thing.
02:03:20.000 Having experienced what?
02:03:21.000 Pandemics that shut down the whole world.
02:03:23.000 So when anyone's doing anything right now, everyone's going to be criticized.
02:03:27.000 100%.
02:03:27.000 But you got to do, like, what people don't, like, I listen, I watch both outlets, Fox and And CNN. That's confusing, isn't it?
02:03:37.000 It's confusing, but CNN is like a nagging girlfriend.
02:03:42.000 It's like, oh, bitch, shut the fuck up.
02:03:46.000 It's the same shit, bitch.
02:03:48.000 Yo, Joe, you like CNN to have you like, bitch, oh, you don't got nothing else to argue about five years ago.
02:03:53.000 You haven't found another argument.
02:03:55.000 CNN's be like, uh-uh, you remember that time?
02:03:57.000 You remember that time?
02:03:59.000 Fox be like, bitch, listen.
02:04:01.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:04:01.000 Like, you listen to, if you listen to too much CNN, bruh, You don't even know what the fuck is going on with nothing other than how much you hate this motherfucker.
02:04:12.000 It didn't used to be that way.
02:04:13.000 CNN used to be pretty straight journalism.
02:04:15.000 It's like their relationship with Trump is so toxic for both of them.
02:04:19.000 For both of them.
02:04:20.000 It's so I want to get you back.
02:04:21.000 It's so like, girl, I'm going to get you back.
02:04:24.000 Girl!
02:04:25.000 It's so Popeye's chicken.
02:04:27.000 Girl, you go with lemon herbs and spices.
02:04:29.000 Girl!
02:04:32.000 The point I'm making is like, but when I listen to both, because you want to hear both perspectives, if you really care, you listen to both.
02:04:41.000 But then when I go to Fox and listen to it, I at least hear, okay, this is what our plans are.
02:04:46.000 This is what we want to do.
02:04:48.000 This is what the plans are.
02:04:49.000 This is what the president says he's going to do.
02:04:51.000 This is what the government wants to do.
02:04:53.000 You go on the other side, all you hear is like 1,000 people, more people die, die, die, die.
02:04:58.000 That's all you hear is numbers and numbers.
02:04:59.000 You don't have no solution.
02:05:00.000 And then the problem is, Joe, people get fucked up on how they want your solution conveyed to them.
02:05:06.000 It's like, can you give it to me slow, Joe?
02:05:10.000 Can you have Vaseline with it?
02:05:12.000 Or are you going to be rough with me?
02:05:14.000 And they can't take motherfuckers.
02:05:17.000 Motherfuckers can't handle rough.
02:05:19.000 I'm going to put it like this, right?
02:05:21.000 I'm going to become a Democrat, right?
02:05:23.000 And I love being a Democrat until tax season.
02:05:29.000 You know how close I was to putting the Make America Great Again hat when it was time to file my taxes, son?
02:05:35.000 Yo, the point I'm making, and I'm probably an example for a lot of people.
02:05:40.000 I'm a small business, you know.
02:05:44.000 I'm a vet.
02:05:46.000 I'm a veteran.
02:05:48.000 I served the United States Air Force.
02:05:50.000 I did my times.
02:05:51.000 I'm not going to say how good of an airman I was, but I committed four years of my life to this country.
02:05:57.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:05:58.000 And if there's, it is not about, let's take away the shit about, but the way he made me feel and then he said that he's such a so-and-so.
02:06:05.000 Let's take away that.
02:06:06.000 In my situation, there's a lot of people that are, I'm a small business animal vet, and the things that he do for those type of people, it's easy for me To say, I could justify it if all I'm thinking about is money and paper.
02:06:20.000 I could justify, yeah, fuck with them because of that.
02:06:22.000 But it's people, the disconnection right now with this election I feel is that everybody has, they're using, everybody's stakes is on emotions.
02:06:33.000 It's all on how I feel.
02:06:35.000 Oh, I like this guy, like that guy, like this guy, whatever.
02:06:39.000 You know, this is like, this motherfucker was going to come into this election and just beat the shit out of him.
02:06:45.000 Anybody.
02:06:46.000 The economy was doing well.
02:06:48.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:06:49.000 And my whole thing was, with anybody getting upset, Joe, what are you going to fight this motherfucker with this time?
02:06:57.000 You don't have no more fighting styles.
02:06:59.000 Yeah, well...
02:07:00.000 But being pissed?
02:07:01.000 They're...
02:07:02.000 It's not good for anybody.
02:07:05.000 It's definitely not good for him.
02:07:06.000 It's not good for them.
02:07:07.000 But...
02:07:09.000 And that's what sells.
02:07:11.000 Like, this battle sells.
02:07:13.000 The battle sells.
02:07:14.000 This is a, you know, when all this dust settles, we're going to reevaluate so many different things about our culture.
02:07:20.000 Because we're going to realize how temporary this civilization we put together really is.
02:07:25.000 Especially if we hit a Great Depression after this.
02:07:27.000 We don't bounce back.
02:07:28.000 Ugh!
02:07:30.000 Things can get real ugly for a lot of people.
02:07:34.000 They're going to feel very misled and mismanaged and mishandled and misprotected.
02:07:38.000 I don't think that that's going to be the case.
02:07:42.000 Like dealing with this, again, not a doctor, professor, anything like that, but it's more technology involved these days.
02:07:48.000 There's more of a possibility of making profit off of this.
02:07:53.000 And you know how when you can make money off of something, how people feel about that.
02:07:58.000 Just like you was telling me about the testing situation.
02:08:00.000 Like, you know, it's like, have you had a test?
02:08:02.000 Like, some motherfuckers don't even know where to begin.
02:08:04.000 And the reason why I don't know where to begin, because like this, okay, because what they tell you, Joe, what do they tell you?
02:08:08.000 They say, don't come up in this motherfucking hospital or whatever unless you feel a little fucked up.
02:08:15.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:08:16.000 Like, everybody doesn't have the benefits that you have.
02:08:20.000 You know what I mean?
02:08:21.000 And this is no disrespect to anything.
02:08:23.000 So what happens?
02:08:24.000 How do I... So what they're trying to say is...
02:08:28.000 I gotta be sick before I go see.
02:08:30.000 That's some people's reality.
02:08:33.000 You know?
02:08:34.000 Some people like this, oh, don't go check.
02:08:36.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:08:37.000 But this shit is gonna switch over.
02:08:42.000 Not switch over, but we're gonna start having a level of confidence and that's gonna be because We're going to handle this shit quick.
02:08:50.000 This is what I think.
02:08:51.000 We're going to handle it quick.
02:08:53.000 We need a certain amount of health coverage.
02:08:58.000 100%.
02:08:58.000 For everybody.
02:08:59.000 And this is a perfect example of that.
02:09:01.000 100%.
02:09:01.000 Because the more people get sick from this, the more everyone else is going to get sick too.
02:09:05.000 The more people get sick off of anything, Joe.
02:09:08.000 Anything.
02:09:08.000 I keep saying it.
02:09:09.000 I keep saying that the thing that's going to enlighten everybody and understand about this is like, I know you don't want to get the COVID, but while you try not to get COVID, you stopping a lot of shit.
02:09:21.000 Yes.
02:09:21.000 You stopping a lot of shit.
02:09:22.000 Goes back to you talking about diet and everything.
02:09:24.000 Yeah.
02:09:25.000 And that's why, like, they're like, in the black community, like, oh, it's hitting hard.
02:09:30.000 Motherfuckers.
02:09:33.000 Come on, man.
02:09:34.000 We talked about this before.
02:09:36.000 Nobody wants to deal with fucking reality.
02:09:40.000 And the reality be right in your fucking face.
02:09:43.000 The reality is always in our face, Joe.
02:09:45.000 I think the large number of people that live like that, Donnell, is just a symptom of this crazy society.
02:09:50.000 Now that this has been shook up, I think a lot of people are going to reevaluate.
02:09:54.000 They're going to think about the things that are putting them in jeopardy.
02:09:57.000 You know what?
02:09:58.000 I believe this.
02:10:00.000 The weak people are gonna get weaker and the strong, I think something like this, weak people get weaker and strong people get stronger.
02:10:06.000 It could happen or weak people can figure out that what they're doing could really end their life and that they've been fucking up and they need to step up and then they'll step up now because they realize that this is all temporary.
02:10:17.000 But you could be weak and smart at the same time.
02:10:21.000 Sure, there's a lot of people like that that are really intelligent but they don't have control of their emotions or they don't have control of their discipline.
02:10:28.000 It's real common.
02:10:29.000 Discipline is the number one.
02:10:30.000 It's a big one.
02:10:31.000 It's a big one.
02:10:32.000 It's what gets things done.
02:10:34.000 The thing that gets things done more consistently than anything is discipline.
02:10:37.000 And nobody's going to ever...
02:10:38.000 Too often you can hear somebody say this joke, why didn't that happen?
02:10:42.000 They're going to be like, oh yeah, I was young.
02:10:45.000 Not too many people are going to say it.
02:10:47.000 And it comes down to I wasn't disciplined enough.
02:10:50.000 That's what's so fucked up about this crisis, is that there's people that were doing the right thing.
02:10:54.000 They were disciplined, and still they get their livelihood taken away from them, and then they get their health taken away from them.
02:10:59.000 They did the right thing.
02:11:00.000 That's what's so crazy.
02:11:02.000 That's what's never happened to us before.
02:11:04.000 And that's what...
02:11:05.000 It's not funny, but that's when it comes to...
02:11:11.000 Even death, you know?
02:11:13.000 Like when somebody, you hear about somebody dying and you were close to them or you know a story of them or something.
02:11:19.000 Hell, when people die, you hear this right here.
02:11:22.000 Oh shit, we lost a good one today.
02:11:26.000 Like the other days, we lost those guys.
02:11:28.000 They weren't good ones.
02:11:30.000 You know, it's like out of all these deaths, like this one today, oh, we lost a good one.
02:11:34.000 Well, sometimes when someone dies that you're like a fan of, like Prince or David Bowie or Bill Withers, when Bill Withers died real recently, it's like, oh, that guy died.
02:11:44.000 Live at Carnegie Hall?
02:11:45.000 I know.
02:11:47.000 That song, Use Me?
02:11:49.000 I mean, come on, man.
02:11:49.000 He has so many great songs.
02:11:51.000 That song, You Are My Friend?
02:11:53.000 Yeah.
02:11:54.000 One of us has to say he's sorry.
02:11:56.000 Oh, we could never be friends again.
02:11:59.000 I said some things that cost you sorrow.
02:12:02.000 I just want you as my friend.
02:12:05.000 We're here today and gone tomorrow.
02:12:10.000 Whoa!
02:12:11.000 None of us knows where life will end.
02:12:14.000 That song, man.
02:12:16.000 Live at Carnegie Hall.
02:12:17.000 And I'm going to tell you the thing I dug about Bill Withers the most.
02:12:20.000 Me being a comedian and loving music, you know, I don't know everything about music.
02:12:24.000 But, like, if you heard his Live at Carnegie Hall album, the transitions from one...
02:12:32.000 Song to the next.
02:12:33.000 You would appreciate it if you haven't heard it, Joe.
02:12:35.000 The comedic timing of it.
02:12:38.000 Listening to the crowd.
02:12:39.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:12:40.000 You know what I mean.
02:12:41.000 The storytelling of it.
02:12:43.000 It's like his little husk.
02:12:45.000 And the things he would say was all on point.
02:12:49.000 He took a crowd to suspense, to build up the joke.
02:12:53.000 And then going back to, I love that.
02:12:55.000 When he introduced Grandma's hand.
02:12:58.000 He said, Grandma used to go to church, and it wasn't one of them churches where you go and you say, if you're loving Jesus, it's all right.
02:13:08.000 He said, no, no, no.
02:13:11.000 He said, Grandma went to one of them churches where the beat starts getting to you, and you get them to that stove, you say, ow!
02:13:20.000 That was Grandma church.
02:13:22.000 Then he said, I love that old lady.
02:13:26.000 I love that old lady.
02:13:30.000 Grandma's hands.
02:13:31.000 Oh!
02:13:33.000 Oh!
02:13:34.000 If you haven't heard that album in a while, and you know it's classic, and the thing about Bill Withers, people don't know, the youngins, the millennials, they don't know half the songs, half the remakes, whatever, half the shit they get connected with came from him.
02:13:47.000 Yeah.
02:13:48.000 Imagine, I wonder how much, I wonder if he was on the Lionel Richie level of royalties or whatever, but this fuckin' album right here.
02:13:59.000 How about Lean On Me?
02:14:00.000 Boom, boom, boom.
02:14:01.000 Lean song.
02:14:03.000 You know what I'm gonna tell you?
02:14:04.000 I use that song as the background theme for my roasting of Charlamagne Tha God.
02:14:11.000 Yo, I just want to say, I have theme song for this motherfucker, Joe.
02:14:15.000 Yo, I have theme songs.
02:14:19.000 Sometimes in our life, I pray for him.
02:14:23.000 Because I slaughtered him, son.
02:14:25.000 Why do you guys go at it so hard?
02:14:26.000 I don't understand.
02:14:29.000 You brought it up.
02:14:30.000 I didn't bring it up.
02:14:31.000 Joe, I'll explain it.
02:14:32.000 I brought it up earlier, but I brought it up about...
02:14:34.000 I'll explain it.
02:14:34.000 I'll explain it, Joe.
02:14:38.000 Joe, Joe, this was a day of frustration right here.
02:14:42.000 Okay?
02:14:43.000 I've known this crew for some years, Joe.
02:14:47.000 Angela Yee go back 20 years.
02:14:49.000 DJ Envy go back 15. We used to do Hot 97 together.
02:14:54.000 Charlemagne, we worked at MTV's Geico together, right?
02:14:57.000 It's all love.
02:14:58.000 We know each other, right?
02:15:00.000 And then I used to go up there.
02:15:01.000 I'm up there so much because I work at Carolinas on Broadway.
02:15:04.000 You know, that's where you promote it.
02:15:06.000 So they started this thing where they want to play pranks on me.
02:15:09.000 Like, oh, we got him.
02:15:11.000 You know, one prank was, when he comes in, no one laughs at his jokes, alright?
02:15:19.000 Look, it's like this.
02:15:21.000 One of them is like this, Joe.
02:15:23.000 When he comes in, don't laugh at his jokes, right?
02:15:25.000 So I go in, and I ain't trying to be funny.
02:15:28.000 I'm just funny.
02:15:29.000 And nobody laughing or anything.
02:15:30.000 And I'm like, Joe, I'm thinking like this.
02:15:32.000 I'm like, I know the fix is on, Joe.
02:15:35.000 You knew?
02:15:36.000 You were suspicious.
02:15:38.000 Joe.
02:15:38.000 Something was wrong.
02:15:39.000 Joe, have you ever seen me in a room and nobody's laughing?
02:15:44.000 I can't say that, no.
02:15:46.000 Okay, that's pretty much everywhere I go.
02:15:49.000 I'm just being honest.
02:15:50.000 You know you're funny.
02:15:51.000 I know I'm funny.
02:15:52.000 But not only that, but my energy, even if I'm not funny, my energy is good.
02:15:56.000 I came in, they're trying to play it.
02:15:58.000 And I'm like, oh, I'm about to tear everybody up in this room.
02:16:01.000 I'm like, I don't hit women, but yeet, I'm going to hit you with something, right?
02:16:05.000 And they're like, ah, we told them not to laugh.
02:16:07.000 And I'm like, okay.
02:16:08.000 A little corny joke.
02:16:10.000 Three or four other times I go there, they keep doing these jokes.
02:16:12.000 And I'm like, stop doing the motherfucking jokes.
02:16:15.000 Like...
02:16:18.000 I know we're friends or whatever, but at the same time, I do have a resume.
02:16:24.000 I have done stuff.
02:16:26.000 I'll continue to do stuff.
02:16:27.000 As much as they want to play, this is the reality of it.
02:16:30.000 Do you feel like it's disrespectful?
02:16:31.000 No, it's a disrespectful way.
02:16:33.000 Like, anything you try to call me not funny, you see me stand up.
02:16:38.000 6,500 people are ready to go to the music hall.
02:16:41.000 Charlamagne, you said out of your voice.
02:16:44.000 That Donnell, I went to see Radio City Music Hall.
02:16:48.000 Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, and Donnell performed that night.
02:16:50.000 He said, I love all of them, and I ain't taking away none.
02:16:53.000 He said, but Donnell, that night, was on.
02:16:56.000 You saw that, nigga.
02:16:58.000 You saw all this shit.
02:16:59.000 So you trying to say you corny, which is an allergic word to a black comedian.
02:17:04.000 You corny?
02:17:05.000 Like, no.
02:17:05.000 You trying to give the impression that I'm corny and not funny.
02:17:08.000 It's just a waste of time and it don't make sense.
02:17:11.000 So now that we get little joke stuff off, now give me a real interview.
02:17:18.000 You know what I mean?
02:17:18.000 That's the only thing I say.
02:17:19.000 Give me a real interview.
02:17:21.000 Okay.
02:17:21.000 Does he know you feel like this?
02:17:23.000 You ever talk to him off the air?
02:17:24.000 Yeah, we talked about it.
02:17:25.000 But what I'm saying is, but this is how petty he is.
02:17:28.000 Okay.
02:17:29.000 This is the reason why I won't stop.
02:17:33.000 Because he won't stop, right?
02:17:35.000 He'll say, I've expressed myself to him like this.
02:17:38.000 He said, that's why I don't like playing with you, nigga.
02:17:40.000 You're too sensitive, right?
02:17:41.000 Okay.
02:17:43.000 So we go back.
02:17:44.000 Okay, fuck it.
02:17:45.000 Let's go back.
02:17:46.000 And like, we've had the conversation.
02:17:48.000 But what I realized, Joe, is that it doesn't matter what I say.
02:17:52.000 He's never going to give it.
02:17:54.000 You know, he's never going to do it.
02:17:55.000 So what I have to do is continue to destroy him on the level that I need to destroy him in.
02:18:02.000 The memes, I'm...
02:18:05.000 Ruthless.
02:18:05.000 I've seen them.
02:18:06.000 And people are like...
02:18:07.000 I thought it was an inside fun joke, though.
02:18:10.000 I didn't know it was so serious.
02:18:11.000 No, it's serious and it's funny.
02:18:13.000 Okay.
02:18:14.000 Joe...
02:18:15.000 Everything is always underlining.
02:18:18.000 Everything is always something underlining.
02:18:20.000 It's like, no, we're cool, but...
02:18:21.000 So you never feel comfortable?
02:18:24.000 Can't just hang.
02:18:25.000 I like them.
02:18:26.000 And the reason...
02:18:26.000 Oh, I like them.
02:18:27.000 We all have fun together.
02:18:28.000 I have said to him...
02:18:32.000 You know why?
02:18:33.000 I said, I know why you think you're a sex symbol and you look good.
02:18:37.000 I said, because I was in South Carolina this weekend, right?
02:18:40.000 And I said, you are the best looking person in South Carolina.
02:18:44.000 You should feel like a king.
02:18:46.000 We fuck with each other like that.
02:18:47.000 But also know, his radio background, I'll never take this away from him.
02:18:51.000 This is where we differ.
02:18:52.000 His radio background is coming from South Carolina.
02:18:55.000 You know how it is getting radio, going from a market like South Carolina to New York.
02:18:59.000 New York is the number one radio market, period.
02:19:02.000 You go from that, from a PA or intern, whatever entry level position you had, you go from that and you build and you grind and you a country motherfucker.
02:19:11.000 You're a country motherfucker, and now you're Charlamagne Tha God.
02:19:15.000 He works hard.
02:19:15.000 And he does that podcast with Andrew Schultz, too.
02:19:18.000 Yeah, they do it.
02:19:18.000 What is that, Brilliant Idiots?
02:19:20.000 That's a very good podcast.
02:19:22.000 I'm a person of this.
02:19:24.000 The two of them together.
02:19:24.000 They are.
02:19:25.000 They're great.
02:19:25.000 I'm a person like this, Joe.
02:19:27.000 If you're doing it, I can't hate on that.
02:19:29.000 You're doing it.
02:19:30.000 You do a really good job at it.
02:19:32.000 You're doing late night and all that type of shit.
02:19:35.000 I respect that.
02:19:36.000 But stop with the same clown.
02:19:39.000 You can't clown me.
02:19:42.000 You can't clown me.
02:19:43.000 I'm not a...
02:19:44.000 You...
02:19:45.000 You can't clown me.
02:19:47.000 You're giving people asses for Christmas presents.
02:19:52.000 Giving people asses?
02:19:53.000 You didn't know this, Joe?
02:19:54.000 No.
02:19:55.000 Charlamagne, you didn't...
02:19:57.000 Joe, you didn't know this?
02:19:58.000 I didn't know this.
02:19:58.000 What the fuck are you doing, man?
02:20:00.000 Just busy doing other stuff.
02:20:01.000 Oh, yeah, we went through this again, right?
02:20:04.000 I forgot we went through this with Spittin' 16, too.
02:20:07.000 I'm sorry.
02:20:08.000 Yeah, but this is different, like, giving away fake asses.
02:20:11.000 No, no, no.
02:20:11.000 Now, you, okay, can I play into scenario?
02:20:13.000 Yeah.
02:20:13.000 Before you see this video.
02:20:14.000 Okay.
02:20:15.000 Right.
02:20:16.000 And I'm not trying to say anybody's gay, but sometimes people are real comfortable.
02:20:20.000 Comfortable.
02:20:21.000 Real comfortable.
02:20:21.000 Okay.
02:20:22.000 If Jamie were to come in here like this and be like, Oh, Joe, good to see you, man.
02:20:27.000 I haven't seen you since holiday.
02:20:28.000 I got a gift for you.
02:20:29.000 You'd be like, Thanks, Jamie.
02:20:30.000 That's nice.
02:20:32.000 You open the box and you open that box and you open it.
02:20:35.000 And then as Jamie gave you this as a gift.
02:20:38.000 Okay, here we go.
02:20:39.000 Let's open it.
02:20:40.000 Let's see.
02:20:42.000 What is this?
02:20:45.000 Now, this is Friends.
02:20:48.000 Is that a rubber ass?
02:20:49.000 No.
02:20:51.000 What is that?
02:20:52.000 Look, Joe.
02:20:53.000 Oh, he made a mold of his ass.
02:20:55.000 Right.
02:20:55.000 Oh, okay.
02:20:56.000 That's funny.
02:20:58.000 That...
02:20:58.000 It's kind of funny.
02:21:00.000 By how long?
02:21:01.000 For a little bit.
02:21:02.000 For how long?
02:21:03.000 Like, just as a ridiculous thing to buy someone.
02:21:05.000 But then if he goes and put his finger in the booty hole.
02:21:09.000 Well, you know, you do what you gotta do.
02:21:10.000 You wanna get a laugh.
02:21:11.000 What the fuck are you talking about, man?
02:21:13.000 I don't care.
02:21:14.000 Really?
02:21:15.000 No.
02:21:15.000 Okay, alright, alright.
02:21:16.000 You're comfortable.
02:21:17.000 You would be comfortable.
02:21:18.000 Black ass, black ass.
02:21:20.000 Well, oh, look at the balls.
02:21:21.000 I didn't know about the balls.
02:21:22.000 What the fuck?
02:21:23.000 Maybe this is the wrong show.
02:21:24.000 So is that an exact mold or did you just like give him a picture and say do your best?
02:21:30.000 See?
02:21:30.000 That's important.
02:21:31.000 See?
02:21:31.000 See, Joe?
02:21:32.000 Like the porn stars do that.
02:21:34.000 Here it is.
02:21:34.000 You know that that's what they do?
02:21:35.000 And guess what, Joe?
02:21:36.000 And this is what I try to say.
02:21:37.000 You really appreciate it.
02:21:38.000 That's white boy humor right there.
02:21:39.000 You love that, Joe.
02:21:40.000 It's not my favorite thing.
02:21:42.000 It's not your favorite thing.
02:21:42.000 I'm not going to lie to you.
02:21:43.000 It's not my favorite thing.
02:21:43.000 It's not your favorite thing, but that's a humor you can respect.
02:21:46.000 I can't respect that.
02:21:48.000 That's what you're telling me.
02:21:50.000 Like, dude, I teabagged dudes my whole life.
02:21:52.000 No, I have never done that.
02:21:53.000 But what they're doing is...
02:21:54.000 Look, look, look, Joe!
02:21:55.000 That's unnecessary.
02:21:56.000 Exactly!
02:21:57.000 Unnecessary and rude.
02:21:58.000 And no one likes it like that anyway.
02:22:01.000 Oh, my God.
02:22:02.000 Oh, my God.
02:22:03.000 This is the setup.
02:22:05.000 That's the thing that with porn stars, man, they get paid to get, like, molds of their body and then dudes...
02:22:11.000 So you're trying to say Charlamagne is a porn star?
02:22:14.000 That's how they make those.
02:22:16.000 There's a reason why there's a hole.
02:22:18.000 Okay, Joe, I don't know how the fuck they made that one, but don't bring it to my interview and don't keep putting it in my fucking face.
02:22:23.000 Is that fair?
02:22:24.000 Donnell, just think about this.
02:22:25.000 Why is there a hole?
02:22:27.000 If it's a mold of your ass, The only reason why there's a hole is they put it there.
02:22:33.000 They put a place where you can stick something in.
02:22:35.000 Exactly, Joe.
02:22:36.000 And the point I'm making, Joe, is that that's not what you gift your mans.
02:22:41.000 I understand.
02:22:42.000 I understand your position.
02:22:43.000 I know you're going to know how to break it down the whole S and the anal cavity and all that type of shit.
02:22:48.000 I wouldn't do it either.
02:22:48.000 That's not what I'm saying.
02:22:49.000 And then would you be sketchy of a guy?
02:22:51.000 What are they going to fill it up with cream?
02:22:53.000 What is that?
02:22:54.000 They're polishing it?
02:22:55.000 Look, that's DJ Envy.
02:22:56.000 He got a family, Joe.
02:22:59.000 He's got a family, Joe.
02:23:01.000 No, he's got a family and a dope son.
02:23:04.000 Envy's a great father.
02:23:06.000 He's got a family.
02:23:06.000 When you're there, go for it.
02:23:08.000 Once you already got the party rolling, your finger in a rubber butt, why not cover it with cocoa butter?
02:23:13.000 I'm not mad.
02:23:15.000 I'm not mad.
02:23:18.000 I wouldn't want that.
02:23:19.000 Here's the thing.
02:23:20.000 I wouldn't want someone to give me that.
02:23:21.000 I wouldn't want to be there.
02:23:23.000 I wouldn't want to have to deal with it.
02:23:24.000 You don't want to be around the type of motherfuckers that think that's funny.
02:23:26.000 I don't want to be fingering it.
02:23:27.000 No, I don't.
02:23:28.000 No.
02:23:29.000 Now you're going to understand my point.
02:23:30.000 I understand.
02:23:31.000 The point I'm making is that I know that's your thing, the booty stuff.
02:23:35.000 You guys have fun.
02:23:37.000 Y'all have fun doing it.
02:23:38.000 I am not of that place or space.
02:23:41.000 You're not into fingering rubber butts in front of people on camera.
02:23:45.000 Not at all.
02:23:45.000 And then they went back and forth.
02:23:47.000 Son, they went back and forth.
02:23:49.000 They keep doing the corny jokes.
02:23:50.000 And the last time I went up there...
02:23:52.000 I knew, I already knew they was gonna do, they was gonna try to do a joke.
02:23:55.000 You know those horns they take to soccer matches?
02:23:58.000 Yeah.
02:24:00.000 I went to the breakfast club with a bag full of the motherfuckers.
02:24:05.000 And every time he says something, I drive it like this.
02:24:09.000 Jesus.
02:24:09.000 I shut him down.
02:24:10.000 He couldn't talk, right?
02:24:12.000 Then I'm shaking it like, I'm like this.
02:24:13.000 I got the motherfucker like this.
02:24:14.000 The Freon is freezing my hand, right?
02:24:16.000 I'm shaking it.
02:24:17.000 I'm like, uh-uh.
02:24:18.000 And then my shit went dead.
02:24:20.000 Then he said, yeah, motherfucker, you ain't got no more spray.
02:24:23.000 I went right in my bag, Joe, and I got another clip.
02:24:27.000 I knew you would like that part more than anything.
02:24:29.000 I clipped up on his ass.
02:24:31.000 I was using windage.
02:24:32.000 You know what windage is on the gun, right?
02:24:34.000 I was using and I tore his ass up.
02:24:37.000 And I'm smoking him.
02:24:38.000 Then they still want to do the jokes.
02:24:40.000 They still want to do the jokes.
02:24:42.000 Then they're like this.
02:24:42.000 Joe, they won't stop, Joe.
02:24:44.000 These niggas won't stop, Joe.
02:24:45.000 They still won't stop, right?
02:24:46.000 These motherfuckers won't stop.
02:24:47.000 I'm telling you, Joe.
02:24:49.000 So now they're like, oh, yeah, your interview is over.
02:24:51.000 We're going to leave, guys.
02:24:53.000 They get up.
02:24:54.000 And leave you there.
02:24:55.000 And leave me there.
02:24:57.000 That's a joke.
02:24:59.000 What'd you do?
02:24:59.000 Take over the radio show?
02:25:02.000 That's what I would imagine you would do.
02:25:03.000 Joe, it was about to go down.
02:25:05.000 They said, we'll leave.
02:25:05.000 I was like, the fuck out of here.
02:25:07.000 Angela Yee, that's my girl.
02:25:09.000 Yee stayed.
02:25:11.000 Angela Yee said, they said, you going?
02:25:13.000 Angela Yee's like, no, I'm going to stay.
02:25:14.000 They left the room.
02:25:15.000 Me and Angela Yee in there.
02:25:17.000 Now, the interview I kind of wanted them to give me, the series interview or whatever, they Me and Angelini clicked right into the serious interview.
02:25:25.000 Them motherfuckers bust back in.
02:25:26.000 Hey, what are you doing?
02:25:27.000 I'm like, no, nigga, y'all gone.
02:25:28.000 Go!
02:25:30.000 And they keep on fucking with me, Joe.
02:25:33.000 You know I'm sensitive, Joe.
02:25:35.000 You know I'm sensitive, Joe.
02:25:37.000 You know I'm- The look on your face.
02:25:41.000 They keep on fucking with me, Joe.
02:25:42.000 They keep, Joe.
02:25:43.000 And they keep on- Is this gonna be like Tiger King?
02:25:46.000 I ain't going to jail fucking with them motherfuckers.
02:25:48.000 I can tell you that shit.
02:25:49.000 It's not going to be...
02:25:50.000 But now it's like, it's fun.
02:25:52.000 Every time I got an opportunity, it's so much fun.
02:25:55.000 Let me show you.
02:25:56.000 I got to just show you.
02:25:57.000 I have an arsenal.
02:25:59.000 I have an arsenal of this shit, son.
02:26:01.000 Hold on.
02:26:02.000 Bearded Humor be making these joints.
02:26:04.000 Look, hold on, hold on.
02:26:05.000 Bearded Humor?
02:26:06.000 Yeah, that's my guy.
02:26:07.000 Look at these headlines.
02:26:08.000 Bearded Humor.
02:26:09.000 He's so dope.
02:26:10.000 Look at that.
02:26:11.000 Did you know this story?
02:26:12.000 Right.
02:26:13.000 Jussie Smollett allegedly had sex with his attacker at Chicago Bathhouse.
02:26:20.000 And then it's him.
02:26:21.000 And it's who?
02:26:21.000 Jussie?
02:26:22.000 And who else?
02:26:23.000 Oh, that looks like you photoshopped Charlamagne's face.
02:26:26.000 I didn't photoshop Charlamagne's shit!
02:26:28.000 That was him, son!
02:26:29.000 It's not the same.
02:26:29.000 It's a terrible photoshop.
02:26:31.000 Look at that, Jamie.
02:26:31.000 That's not a terrible photoshop.
02:26:33.000 And he's got a MAGA hat on.
02:26:34.000 You got the message.
02:26:35.000 You got the message.
02:26:37.000 That's the type of venom I'll continue to spin on.
02:26:40.000 He's probably thinking that's funny.
02:26:42.000 He does.
02:26:43.000 That's hilarious.
02:26:44.000 How could you not?
02:26:44.000 How could you not?
02:26:47.000 Yeah, but I will say, people ask, and the thing about everywhere I go, people are like, yo, the Breakfast Club, they be fucking with you, son.
02:26:55.000 They be fucking with you, son.
02:26:56.000 Do you think there's a way to do a show?
02:26:59.000 Like within the next month.
02:27:01.000 Are you going to produce it?
02:27:03.000 Are you going to produce it?
02:27:04.000 No, no, no.
02:27:05.000 I mean like a comedy show.
02:27:07.000 Because the last time you said you was going to...
02:27:09.000 And I'm not...
02:27:10.000 The last time you said...
02:27:11.000 You mean podcast.
02:27:12.000 Yeah, last time you said...
02:27:14.000 You did it.
02:27:14.000 No, that's not what you said, Joe.
02:27:16.000 No, no.
02:27:17.000 What you tried to force me into doing was...
02:27:18.000 I didn't try to force you anything.
02:27:20.000 I feel like you did.
02:27:21.000 Jamie, did I force him into anything, Jamie?
02:27:22.000 I... No, I'm not saying...
02:27:25.000 I'm not trying...
02:27:25.000 It's your spot.
02:27:26.000 I can't blow your spot up.
02:27:27.000 But you said...
02:27:29.000 I didn't force it.
02:27:30.000 You said you was producing the first episode.
02:27:31.000 I said I would do it.
02:27:32.000 I said I would produce it.
02:27:33.000 And Jamie was not excited about it at all.
02:27:35.000 He wouldn't even take the shit off my phone.
02:27:37.000 But Jamie was doing something with you, right?
02:27:39.000 No, he didn't do it on purpose.
02:27:41.000 What was the issue?
02:27:42.000 I was trying to Bluetooth...
02:27:43.000 I was trying to airdrop the episode that I did in the car.
02:27:47.000 So Jamie was producing it?
02:27:49.000 He said it, but he started not taking my calls also.
02:27:53.000 Is that what happened?
02:27:54.000 Yo!
02:27:55.000 What happened, Jamie?
02:27:56.000 I didn't hit you on the DM. I felt like something definitely we did help you get off the ground.
02:28:00.000 Oh, 100%.
02:28:01.000 That's why I can't take this one so far.
02:28:03.000 What did you do?
02:28:03.000 You put it up for him?
02:28:04.000 You uploaded it for him?
02:28:05.000 No!
02:28:05.000 He sent me the video, and then we got the video, and then a whole bunch of stuff happened that day, including the podcast with Rizzo.
02:28:12.000 We were supposed to get a song from Rizzo, which you got, I think, right?
02:28:15.000 Yeah, yeah, the beat.
02:28:16.000 I got the beat.
02:28:17.000 He never sent it to me.
02:28:18.000 The beat?
02:28:18.000 How was I supposed to put it on that video?
02:28:20.000 I didn't know you was...
02:28:22.000 Well...
02:28:23.000 See, we felt like this was going to be more work than we anticipated.
02:28:28.000 I knew it.
02:28:28.000 I knew it.
02:28:29.000 I knew it.
02:28:29.000 Jamie didn't want to do it as soon as the show was over.
02:28:30.000 I don't think it's that.
02:28:31.000 I mean, that kind of stuff where he's got to figure out how to put the beat on the...
02:28:35.000 I don't know why you guys didn't communicate properly.
02:28:39.000 We did.
02:28:40.000 He wasn't fucking with me, Joe.
02:28:42.000 I don't believe that.
02:28:44.000 He always responds.
02:28:47.000 What happened, Jamie?
02:28:48.000 I don't want to say it on air.
02:28:51.000 I'll remind you guys off air.
02:28:53.000 He doesn't want to call you out.
02:28:55.000 No, when I went over there, Jamie started breathing hard.
02:28:59.000 When I went over, he was like...
02:29:02.000 This is what you said, Jamie.
02:29:04.000 I'm telling you, you said, you looked at that little scroll line, you did like this.
02:29:08.000 Your eyes blinked.
02:29:09.000 Bro, you did like this.
02:29:10.000 You said, it's going to take too long.
02:29:13.000 Here's what happened.
02:29:14.000 Now I'm remembering it again.
02:29:16.000 In the middle of, we finished your podcast and we started the next one with RZA. I have to do stuff in the middle of doing two podcasts.
02:29:24.000 That's what I didn't know, Jamie.
02:29:26.000 During that, you came up to me and started, not making me, but asking me to help you.
02:29:30.000 Right.
02:29:30.000 I had to get the next podcast ready.
02:29:33.000 And I had no idea.
02:29:33.000 And at the same time, I was trying to communicate with you how to use AirDrop.
02:29:37.000 And you weren't on the Wi-Fi, weren't on the Bluetooth.
02:29:39.000 And that's the best way to get the video to me.
02:29:41.000 We were trying to figure out if you could do that or a Dropbox.
02:29:44.000 So, Jamie, you didn't hear me say this?
02:29:45.000 You didn't hear me say this, Jamie?
02:29:47.000 This part of the story, you didn't hear me say this, Jamie?
02:29:49.000 Jamie, I don't want to upset you.
02:29:51.000 What do I need to do to make this situation easier for you?
02:29:56.000 I never said that.
02:29:58.000 We got that part figured out, though.
02:29:59.000 Yeah, but that was the first thing.
02:30:01.000 But see, I didn't know the urgency of...
02:30:03.000 I almost...
02:30:03.000 Here goes my narcissistic attitude.
02:30:05.000 I was thinking about me, and I didn't think about you had another show.
02:30:09.000 So you were 100% right.
02:30:10.000 I fucked up.
02:30:11.000 Well, I contacted Jamie, and Jamie told me that you got somebody else to do it then.
02:30:14.000 Like, who else did you get to do it?
02:30:15.000 And that's what I got.
02:30:15.000 You got David's opening now, right?
02:30:16.000 Yeah, I did it because somebody wouldn't answer my fucking phone call.
02:30:19.000 That wasn't me.
02:30:21.000 Okay, alright.
02:30:22.000 It got done.
02:30:23.000 But here's the thing.
02:30:24.000 Listen, I'm happy you're up and running.
02:30:26.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:30:27.000 Like, I could never be mad at that situation because that was the kick in the ass for me to do it.
02:30:33.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:30:33.000 And like, the fact that, like, that day, it was the birth of it.
02:30:38.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:30:39.000 Like, that day...
02:30:40.000 It was so special to me.
02:30:42.000 You know what I mean?
02:30:42.000 I didn't want to be at the RZA podcast.
02:30:44.000 I told you, I was like, I just got off a flight, haven't seen my son in a while.
02:30:47.000 Right.
02:30:48.000 I said, I was like, fuck, you was like the RZA. I was like, yeah, nigga.
02:30:52.000 I said, yeah, nigga.
02:30:53.000 I called you nigga.
02:30:54.000 I said, yeah, nigga.
02:30:55.000 But my son, I ain't seen my son.
02:30:57.000 I got a red eye, right?
02:30:58.000 And remember that.
02:30:59.000 And I was like, right before, before I was going to leave, you asked me again, you said, you sure?
02:31:03.000 I was like, nigga, I got to see my son, right?
02:31:06.000 Right.
02:31:06.000 I love Wu-Tang, but I gotta see my son.
02:31:08.000 And I walk out the door.
02:31:09.000 I'm about to leave.
02:31:10.000 I'm dipping in the car.
02:31:11.000 Fucking RZA pull up.
02:31:13.000 And the first thing he said was, What's up, Ashley Larry, you funny motherfucker?
02:31:18.000 Hey, Joe, I said, man, fuck my son, nigga.
02:31:21.000 That's the RZA. Wu-Tang forever.
02:31:23.000 My son don't even look like me, nigga.
02:31:25.000 I'm good, nigga.
02:31:26.000 I'm about to interrupt the shit out of this, son.
02:31:30.000 That's what happened.
02:31:30.000 So if I was out of pocket, I'm going to tell you, because I would have never been of a notion like, you better do this.
02:31:38.000 I was...
02:31:38.000 Nigga, can anybody in America, can y'all understand, Joe Rogan and Jamie said they're going to produce my first podcast.
02:31:44.000 RZA come through the fucking door saying, I'm going to give you a track.
02:31:48.000 That's a lot of things that happen in a day.
02:31:50.000 That's a lifetime, motherfucker.
02:31:53.000 Joe Rogan just endorsed my shit.
02:31:54.000 Jamie said that RZA came in, bong bong, trying to be a comedian.
02:31:59.000 And he said he was going to give me a beat.
02:32:01.000 I was like, man, when we went to that podcast, I was on fucking cloud nine, bro.
02:32:05.000 When you do your podcast, what are you doing?
02:32:07.000 Twice a week?
02:32:07.000 How many days a week are you doing it?
02:32:08.000 I do it, it all depends, like, twice.
02:32:13.000 Twice.
02:32:14.000 I do one.
02:32:15.000 Sometimes I do two.
02:32:17.000 Sometimes I do one.
02:32:18.000 It all depends on how I feel.
02:32:19.000 Whatever you feel like doing.
02:32:21.000 Isn't that nice?
02:32:22.000 Yeah, I love it.
02:32:23.000 I'm telling you.
02:32:24.000 Whenever you feel it.
02:32:25.000 Mad Joe, I'm going to tell you something.
02:32:26.000 From that day, I will be forever grateful for that conversation.
02:32:31.000 Because it put me on a path of everybody that started this business, they want to be you.
02:32:42.000 They want to be you.
02:32:43.000 When they start, they don't look at the steps, Joe.
02:32:45.000 They don't look at the steps.
02:32:47.000 The only thing they see is you now.
02:32:49.000 You got some loyal fans, but when it comes to somebody being introduced to the game or whatever, you're the grail.
02:32:55.000 You're like, nigga, you can't just do that, motherfucker.
02:32:59.000 You got to fight for that shit.
02:33:01.000 You got to go through a whole bunch of shit.
02:33:02.000 You can't do that.
02:33:03.000 But what you could say is like, I want to have the work ethics that that motherfucker have.
02:33:08.000 That's everything.
02:33:09.000 Just keep doing it.
02:33:10.000 And if you keep doing it, you get better at it.
02:33:13.000 That's it too.
02:33:14.000 When I first started, you said I was sensitive?
02:33:16.000 Because I didn't know that.
02:33:19.000 I'm not in control of the podcast world.
02:33:21.000 I'm in control of a stage.
02:33:23.000 If I go on a stage, nigga, you come at me, I'm going to tear your ass up.
02:33:27.000 You come at me with the trolly shit or whatever, I don't know.
02:33:29.000 I don't know how to act.
02:33:30.000 It's some new shit.
02:33:31.000 And then when I first started doing it, I never promised anybody crazy.
02:33:35.000 I was like, it's gonna evolve.
02:33:37.000 And even the people that I'm working with, I said, listen, man, it's a learning process.
02:33:40.000 I said, but every week, We got to grow.
02:33:43.000 Every week got to be something different.
02:33:44.000 If our sound was kind of shaky the week before next week, we can't have that sound issue.
02:33:49.000 Of course we're going to make mistakes, but we can't repeat the same mistakes.
02:33:53.000 That's when it gets to be a nuisance.
02:33:55.000 Let's grow.
02:33:56.000 Let's grow in terms of the mic, the posters, everything.
02:33:59.000 Yeah, it's like everything else, man.
02:34:01.000 The more you think about it, the more you can improve it.
02:34:04.000 The more you think about what you did that maybe you could have done better.
02:34:07.000 It's not ever done.
02:34:09.000 Like, I'll have a bad podcast to this day.
02:34:11.000 Sometimes it just doesn't click, or I'm off, or my brain's not firing that good.
02:34:16.000 It's going to happen.
02:34:17.000 No way around it.
02:34:18.000 But if they dig you, they'll tune in and find out.
02:34:20.000 Well, they kind of can tell.
02:34:22.000 If someone listens to you for so many hours...
02:34:24.000 They kind of get it.
02:34:25.000 It's just like there's some days, like any other human being, there's some days like physically you don't feel as good as you feel other days.
02:34:32.000 You're run down.
02:34:33.000 Your brain doesn't work that way either.
02:34:37.000 When you're run down, your brain doesn't work well.
02:34:39.000 Sometimes I'm just not as sharp or sloppy or maybe I'm not as enthusiastic as I should be.
02:34:46.000 Maybe I'm not tuned in as much.
02:34:47.000 It's all about being tuned in, man.
02:34:49.000 I did, and I've had some, and it's so funny you say, because every time I've done an episode, right, I'm like this.
02:34:54.000 You know, when I get off stage, I know when I ripped.
02:34:57.000 You know, you're like, ugh.
02:34:59.000 I'll do a podcast, and I'm like, ugh.
02:35:01.000 I'm like, did anybody see a scorecard?
02:35:03.000 I'm like, Joe, I'm like, yeah, you know how they move like this, and you like this, and still like, oh, yeah.
02:35:10.000 But for some reason, those moments, I'm like, oh, I don't know.
02:35:13.000 Because it's hard, I can't be critical of myself when I'm talking.
02:35:16.000 It's hard, man.
02:35:17.000 You know, I gotta, I can't think.
02:35:19.000 But the times that I thought it was gonna be like whatever, was some of the best.
02:35:23.000 It felt good, man.
02:35:24.000 It felt really good.
02:35:27.000 And this shit feel good from...
02:35:28.000 Everybody talking about you running a risen podcast.
02:35:31.000 That motherfucker gave me four beats, bruh.
02:35:33.000 And I didn't cut this beat up into all types of shit.
02:35:36.000 So I got commercials.
02:35:37.000 I got ass ass.
02:35:39.000 I got the remix.
02:35:40.000 This one fucking beat is so dope.
02:35:43.000 Do you see this thing with him and DJ Premier?
02:35:45.000 Yeah, I was in and out of it.
02:35:47.000 How interesting is that?
02:35:48.000 It's interesting.
02:35:49.000 It's a great way to make something out of all this shit.
02:35:52.000 But you know what, Joe?
02:35:53.000 I'm glad you brought that up, right?
02:35:54.000 Because that's the new thing.
02:35:56.000 Everything is the versus thing now, Joe.
02:35:58.000 Right.
02:35:58.000 The battle.
02:35:59.000 And then people, even with that, people were like this.
02:36:02.000 They said, Who won?
02:36:05.000 And in a battle like that...
02:36:06.000 Everybody won.
02:36:07.000 Everybody won.
02:36:09.000 Hip-hop won.
02:36:10.000 People won because you're watching it while it's happening and these guys are having a good time knowing that all these people are getting into it online and it's all going down on your phone.
02:36:21.000 Everything is this completely new thing from top to bottom.
02:36:24.000 The quarantine's completely new.
02:36:26.000 The fact that RZA and DJ Premier...
02:36:28.000 Dude, I'm a huge Gangstar fan.
02:36:30.000 I've loved Gangstar from a long time ago, man.
02:36:35.000 Real rap.
02:36:36.000 And that's what was so dope about this.
02:36:38.000 And this is the point that I was trying to make on the wrist when I was talking about...
02:36:44.000 Like, one of the things that I'm impressed about RZA, and I know people's like this, you didn't let RZA talk, RZA talk, whatever.
02:36:51.000 But I felt like motherfuckers say the same, same shit.
02:36:57.000 Same, same shit.
02:36:58.000 I know it's his voice to say it, but I'm like, anything else that we, do we know about RZA? And I'm more impressed on being able to create a group as iconic as Wu-Tang is.
02:37:10.000 That's it.
02:37:12.000 And to be able to say, you know what?
02:37:14.000 Not saying it was the strife or anything.
02:37:16.000 It's like, I'm a bad motherfucker.
02:37:17.000 I can flip genres.
02:37:18.000 I can do whatever.
02:37:19.000 I'm going to show another writing style.
02:37:21.000 So that's one of the things that I personally respected about him and his journey.
02:37:27.000 They built one of the most iconic bands in all of music.
02:37:32.000 It's the Black Grateful Dead.
02:37:34.000 Or what did you tell me?
02:37:35.000 Fish or some shit?
02:37:36.000 No, Fish is a copy of the Grateful Dead.
02:37:39.000 They would have to be the Black Grateful Dead.
02:37:39.000 I mean, when I say that, a band that can tour forever.
02:37:42.000 Yeah, forever.
02:37:44.000 But there's something about them.
02:37:45.000 It's like, what they stand for is strong.
02:37:49.000 You know, is that expression that the sum is greater than its parts?
02:37:53.000 So, like, you counted up all of them together.
02:37:55.000 Hold on a second.
02:37:56.000 You alright?
02:37:57.000 Hold on a second.
02:38:00.000 Together, they just work perfectly.
02:38:02.000 Hold on, I'll be right back.
02:38:03.000 Alright.
02:38:04.000 Alright, I'm good, son.
02:38:08.000 They were all so original, too.
02:38:10.000 And, you know, ODB, when ODB went big, that was a part of their master plan, though, right?
02:38:16.000 What, ODB? Yeah, when he was doing that Baby, I Got Your Money song.
02:38:21.000 Come on, man.
02:38:21.000 Still to this day, when you hear that song, that's one of my all-time favorite songs.
02:38:26.000 That's a happy song.
02:38:27.000 Baby, I got your money.
02:38:29.000 And he was like, you know, ODB was ODB. Yeah.
02:38:33.000 The only thing that I liked about what your fans said, son, the nickname they gave me, because they was giving me Wu-Tang names after that shit, right?
02:38:41.000 They called me the Old Dirty Interrupter.
02:38:44.000 Right?
02:38:44.000 And I was like this.
02:38:45.000 I had to give a thumbs up on that one, son.
02:38:48.000 They called me the Old Dirty Interrupter.
02:38:51.000 That's hilarious.
02:38:52.000 And the thing about it was, that shit, the Dirty Interrupter, it blew up so much.
02:38:58.000 RZA... Hit us up!
02:39:01.000 They were doing a 25-year loud record anniversary at Radio City Music Hall, Wu-Tang, a whole bunch of groups, right?
02:39:11.000 And Rizzo reached out to us, and he wanted us to do a video to introduce the Wu-Tang on stage.
02:39:21.000 Me and Dave, we were touring.
02:39:26.000 We were somewhere.
02:39:27.000 And we did a video.
02:39:29.000 And they played at Radio City Music Hall.
02:39:31.000 And the video was like, yo, Dave was like, yo, what's up?
02:39:35.000 Radio City Music Hall.
02:39:36.000 Did you see me coming in?
02:39:37.000 Let me say something.
02:39:37.000 Let me say it.
02:39:38.000 Did you ever see it?
02:39:39.000 No.
02:39:39.000 Oh, man, it was a great-ass moment, man.
02:39:42.000 And as much as people want to shit on me about he ruined the podcast, just, and I know most of it was the energy Dave had, but that little connection came through.
02:39:51.000 I was like, you motherfuckers didn't woke up a beast.
02:39:55.000 You know, you ever be so mad, Joe, and make you go do something?
02:39:58.000 Wait a minute, I have seen this video.
02:40:00.000 I have seen it.
02:40:01.000 Yeah, it's like a selfie camera.
02:40:03.000 Yeah, it's a selfie camera.
02:40:04.000 Yeah, okay.
02:40:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:40:05.000 That's right.
02:40:06.000 And they played that while the concert was going on.
02:40:09.000 And then it was like, man, it was fire.
02:40:13.000 You know, that probably didn't even make page six or whatever.
02:40:16.000 But it was like, to know that that is a part of my life, You know what I'm saying?
02:40:23.000 Those relationships, it's just fucking dope, man.
02:40:28.000 Like, RZA gave me a beat, nigga.
02:40:34.000 Come on, man!
02:40:35.000 It's pretty impressive.
02:40:36.000 Yo, RZA gave me a beat.
02:40:39.000 Shout out to my whole crew, Julius.
02:40:41.000 And that's what you used for the podcast opener, right?
02:40:43.000 Yeah, but it's like...
02:40:46.000 The intros, they like co-opens, and I don't want to be like overly producing anything, but I've established something with the intros where I think people kind of look forward to like how this will play.
02:41:00.000 Not knowing what, you know?
02:41:01.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:41:03.000 It's just that you're able to express yourself so easily there.
02:41:07.000 When you do something like that where no one has any input, it's just you to them.
02:41:11.000 It's like you're basically doing a lot of what you do when you do radio shows anyway.
02:41:15.000 You just do it to the whole world.
02:41:17.000 Yeah.
02:41:18.000 Yeah, it's just you rant for the whole world.
02:41:20.000 And you don't know, the hardest part is like, you don't know they're listening yet.
02:41:24.000 You gotta wait.
02:41:25.000 Yeah, that's true.
02:41:25.000 You gotta wait for the response on stage.
02:41:27.000 You knew if that shit was whack or not.
02:41:29.000 Yeah.
02:41:29.000 It's just a different thing.
02:41:31.000 It's just a different thing to focus on.
02:41:33.000 It's been fun.
02:41:35.000 It's been so dope.
02:41:37.000 And now with the COVID-19 and everything, I really have time to put into it.
02:41:43.000 And I'm really having fun doing it.
02:41:46.000 It's fun.
02:41:47.000 That's beautiful, man.
02:41:48.000 It is all about finding something to occupy your time that you enjoy.
02:41:52.000 That's a big part of what life's all about.
02:41:54.000 What I'm hoping this does too for people once the dust settles and the economy starts to bounce back.
02:42:00.000 I'm hoping people, when they go forward, they're going to make choices based on what they want to do, what they really are excited by, what they're going to enjoy, not on what they think is the safest option, not on what they think is best for the long term.
02:42:14.000 They have to now because they're feeling what's important now.
02:42:17.000 They're feeling it.
02:42:20.000 What do we do?
02:42:21.000 What do we do?
02:42:22.000 What do we do?
02:42:23.000 Why is that me?
02:42:24.000 What do we do?
02:42:25.000 When you do an impression of me, why do you say, what do we do?
02:42:28.000 Do I say that all the time?
02:42:30.000 Not all the time, but I know, what do we do?
02:42:33.000 But it's not just, what do we do?
02:42:34.000 It's like a movement.
02:42:35.000 What do we do?
02:42:36.000 What do we do?
02:42:37.000 What do we do?
02:42:38.000 What do we do?
02:42:39.000 And what are we doing?
02:42:40.000 You're telling us what we need to do, but you still say, what do we do?
02:42:44.000 Because I'm never sure.
02:42:46.000 But you sound like you write about everything.
02:42:50.000 You don't know too many motherfuckers that sound like that.
02:42:52.000 I definitely don't sound like I'm right about everything.
02:42:54.000 I'm wrong about a lot of shit.
02:42:56.000 But I'm right about what I think.
02:42:57.000 You don't sound like it.
02:42:58.000 I'm right about what I think and that I know this is how I think.
02:43:00.000 I'm pure in my intention.
02:43:03.000 I'm not always correct with my facts.
02:43:05.000 What do we do?
02:43:05.000 What do we do?
02:43:06.000 What do we do?
02:43:06.000 What do we do with intention, Joe?
02:43:08.000 What do we do with intention?
02:43:10.000 What do we do?
02:43:11.000 Do we ignore it?
02:43:11.000 Do we ignore it?
02:43:12.000 What do we do?
02:43:13.000 Don't get sucked into your phone, baby.
02:43:15.000 Don't go reading comments.
02:43:16.000 Don't do it.
02:43:17.000 It's just time you can never get back.
02:43:20.000 That's important.
02:43:21.000 It's time you can never get back.
02:43:23.000 You're too creative.
02:43:24.000 You're doing too much good shit.
02:43:25.000 You're doing too much funny shit.
02:43:27.000 That bit that you posted up on Instagram the other day, I love that bit about how women love text messages because there's no way you would ever let them say that many words to your face.
02:43:36.000 No, son.
02:43:37.000 You would not do it.
02:43:38.000 My first paragraph, it's like, not today, bitch.
02:43:42.000 Not today.
02:43:43.000 You're going to save this for somebody else.
02:43:45.000 Yeah, when they're giving you this fucking one, two, three, four, five, six pages in a row.
02:43:51.000 Jesus!
02:43:53.000 Shut the fuck up.
02:43:53.000 How many text messages are coming in?
02:43:55.000 Are we reading to each other here?
02:43:57.000 And then...
02:43:58.000 Sorry, Jamie.
02:43:58.000 But they're all stocked up.
02:44:00.000 And then you hit K and they'll fucking lose themselves.
02:44:03.000 K is hilarious.
02:44:04.000 K is a motherfucker.
02:44:05.000 K, whatever someone's, that's so passive-aggressive.
02:44:07.000 You don't even write, okay, just K. Just K. It's like, I don't want to hear anything.
02:44:12.000 It's like, please.
02:44:13.000 It's like, it's like a please.
02:44:15.000 You can kind of get away with K. You can kind of get away with, okay.
02:44:18.000 But if you write, like, you know how some people write a bunch of Ks?
02:44:22.000 Like, if you do that, that's like, you're like dismissing them, right?
02:44:24.000 Like, okay, okay, okay, okay.
02:44:26.000 But you can never stop at three Ks.
02:44:28.000 No.
02:44:28.000 You gotta go to four!
02:44:32.000 What if you just liked that message now instead of hitting K even if you just liked it?
02:44:36.000 Yeah.
02:44:37.000 To that girl back?
02:44:38.000 That's weird, man.
02:44:39.000 Girls get upset at that.
02:44:40.000 I feel like girls want you to write it back.
02:44:43.000 Okay, sounds good.
02:44:45.000 Thank you.
02:44:45.000 Bye.
02:44:46.000 They want you to say it back, Jamie.
02:44:48.000 Nah, man.
02:44:48.000 Can't just fucking like their thing.
02:44:49.000 Because what if they have Android?
02:44:52.000 It says it.
02:44:53.000 It's a text message to them that says you liked this message.
02:44:55.000 How weird is that?
02:44:56.000 It's fucking confusing.
02:44:57.000 And I didn't like it.
02:44:58.000 I just thumbed up because I don't have no middle options.
02:45:00.000 That's how they keep us divided.
02:45:02.000 Ian Edwards is right.
02:45:03.000 Android and Apple.
02:45:04.000 That's how they keep us divided.
02:45:05.000 The separation is real.
02:45:07.000 That's so real, man.
02:45:09.000 Can't even airdrop me?
02:45:10.000 I got that weed.
02:45:11.000 What was that weed?
02:45:13.000 Good weed, right?
02:45:14.000 That shit was a...
02:45:15.000 I never had that from there.
02:45:16.000 Speedweed.
02:45:17.000 This is all Speedweed's blunts.
02:45:19.000 They're called Loaded.
02:45:21.000 Shout out to my man Gino.
02:45:23.000 Gino's always got that belt.
02:45:25.000 I think he's always got the belt.
02:45:26.000 He has literally a bandolier like Clint Eastwood in an old western with these cartridges of blunts all around him.
02:45:36.000 Yeah, hilarious.
02:45:38.000 You gonna keep that on?
02:45:39.000 Nah, I just like it, son.
02:45:41.000 In less than a half an hour, we're gonna find out whether or not you got the COVID. Got that Rona.
02:45:47.000 I wish we had done it before.
02:45:49.000 I don't know, son.
02:45:50.000 We'll let everybody know.
02:45:52.000 How you feel?
02:45:52.000 You feel good?
02:45:53.000 I feel great.
02:45:54.000 That's the thing that's going to freak motherfuckers out.
02:46:00.000 A motherfucker could feel great and not be great.
02:46:03.000 You don't know.
02:46:03.000 Yes.
02:46:04.000 That's what's scary about this disease is more than any other one.
02:46:08.000 How many people test positive but don't experience any symptoms?
02:46:13.000 And then other people just die.
02:46:14.000 It is confusing for folks.
02:46:17.000 I think they said the number was between 50 and 70%, right?
02:46:23.000 They test positive.
02:46:24.000 They've come in contact with the virus.
02:46:26.000 They have no symptoms at all.
02:46:29.000 When do you think we're going to get back to normal?
02:46:31.000 I don't think, again, Joe, it's never going to be another normal.
02:46:34.000 This is it now.
02:46:35.000 Yeah, this is it.
02:46:36.000 I just think that people are going to build a different...
02:46:42.000 Imagine if you graduate in high school, and this is what happens, this is the world you're looking forward to.
02:46:47.000 Motherfucker.
02:46:48.000 Right when I get out.
02:46:49.000 Or another thing you can think of, like, I was talking to one of my buddies, and I've been having a really good time with my son making stuff.
02:46:57.000 He said, man, I know this may sound crazy, but this corona shit, he said, you and your son are going to look back one day, and you're going to be like, hey, Dad, remember when we made that slingshot when the corona was out?
02:47:11.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:47:11.000 It's like, you know, the memories are going to be there all types of ways.
02:47:18.000 Yeah, you're building memories that you wouldn't have ordinarily built.
02:47:21.000 Yep.
02:47:22.000 As long as you're alive and as long as you're healthy.
02:47:25.000 I think the positive side of this, you can always look at the negative side, but the positive side is look how many people are complying.
02:47:32.000 Look how many people are doing the right thing.
02:47:34.000 Right.
02:47:35.000 A lot of people.
02:47:36.000 A lot of people.
02:47:37.000 And they're doing the right thing because they care about their loved ones, and hopefully they care about your loved ones.
02:47:42.000 And people aren't complaining as much.
02:47:44.000 People not deal like, fuck it, that's what it is.
02:47:45.000 I mean, some people are hurting financially.
02:47:47.000 A lot of people losing their businesses, they're hurting.
02:47:50.000 But the amount of strife, the amount that you see in the streets as far as like riots and protests, it's non-existent.
02:47:57.000 People are understanding we're all fucked.
02:47:59.000 This is like, we didn't see it coming.
02:48:01.000 We all got a deal.
02:48:02.000 I just hope this makes people realize that all that pull them up by their bootstrap stuff like people love to think that that's how people should be you know you should just pull yourself up by your bootstraps go out there and fucking make something for yourself that's all true you definitely should go out there and try to accomplish some goals But there's gonna be times in our lives as a community where some shit goes down and it's not anybody's fault,
02:48:29.000 but they need help.
02:48:30.000 And that's when we have to evaluate what our taxes go to.
02:48:35.000 Because if our taxes don't go to some form of excellent Very accessible healthcare and making that more widespread, then you're basically saying you don't really care about people's health and their survival as much as you care about money.
02:48:51.000 Now, if we're going to commit to that kind of a culture after something like this, well, we're insane.
02:48:56.000 We're not learning anything.
02:48:57.000 We should learn something from this.
02:48:59.000 And what we can learn from this is, health-wise, We're not prepared, whether it's through hospital bills, ICUs, ventilators, social distancing protocols, whatever the fuck it was.
02:49:11.000 We weren't prepared for something like this.
02:49:13.000 But now that we are, we should all go, hey, yeah, you know what, man?
02:49:16.000 No one should not have the money to pay for treatment for this.
02:49:20.000 So what do we do?
02:49:21.000 What do we do, Joe?
02:49:22.000 What do we do?
02:49:23.000 What do we do?
02:49:24.000 Change the way we look at our services.
02:49:26.000 It sounds like you said we've got to change thinking, period.
02:49:31.000 Change thinking, but also change what our money should go to.
02:49:35.000 Our money's got to go to that.
02:49:37.000 It's got to go to that.
02:49:38.000 That's very important for everybody.
02:49:40.000 When people get sick, it spreads to all of us now.
02:49:43.000 We don't want ever to know anyone that you love that's going to die because they can't get healthcare that's available for people that have money.
02:49:51.000 We've got to stop that, just like we stopped with the fire department.
02:49:54.000 The fire department goes to people's houses when the fire's on fire.
02:49:58.000 Hold on a second.
02:49:58.000 The fire department goes to a house when it's on fire because not just to that house.
02:50:02.000 They don't want it to spread through the whole city.
02:50:03.000 They go.
02:50:04.000 Well, that's the same thing with healthcare.
02:50:06.000 If someone's really sick, if they don't help you and you got coronavirus, you spread it to everybody else, right?
02:50:12.000 You don't get the healthcare and you're contagious.
02:50:15.000 It's almost like a fire in a lot of ways, like a viral fire.
02:50:18.000 But aren't we living in a system where everybody is qualified to have healthcare?
02:50:23.000 We should be.
02:50:23.000 We should be.
02:50:24.000 So what is Covered California?
02:50:26.000 What the fuck is that all about then?
02:50:27.000 I don't know, man.
02:50:28.000 I mean, if you think about how much money gets spent on things, right?
02:50:31.000 Whether it's computers, whether it's cars, whether it's houses, whether it's the things that people buy.
02:50:38.000 How much of a percentage of that if you could escalate it just a little bit and all that money goes into just healthcare?
02:50:46.000 Not just taxes where no one's accountable.
02:50:48.000 You don't know where the fuck it's gonna go.
02:50:50.000 What if everybody's dollar cost a dollar five?
02:50:53.000 Just an added five cents for most things you buy up to a certain point.
02:50:57.000 All that money goes straight to healthcare.
02:50:59.000 Wouldn't you be willing to pay, instead of $1, $1.05 for something, if you knew that $0.05 was going to go towards healthcare?
02:51:07.000 You know what, as a business person?
02:51:10.000 That five cent may mean a lot to me as a business person.
02:51:13.000 You're right.
02:51:13.000 It might.
02:51:14.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:51:15.000 That might be...
02:51:16.000 I can't know.
02:51:17.000 You're looking at that dollar and dollar and five, that's only five cents.
02:51:20.000 Now, if you talk about that being billions and millions, then a person don't...
02:51:24.000 That's why I said up to a certain point, up to a certain amount of money.
02:51:26.000 Right.
02:51:27.000 I mean, after a while...
02:51:28.000 I agree with you.
02:51:28.000 Yeah.
02:51:29.000 It seems like it would be better for everybody.
02:51:32.000 And it would be better for us to not worry about what happens if you get sick because you don't know if you're going to be able to pay for it.
02:51:39.000 Sometimes people get hit with crazy medical bills after an unexpected injury or unexpected disease, time in the hospital.
02:51:46.000 They got a huge bill that they can't fucking pay.
02:51:48.000 It's real common that people go bankrupt because of that kind of shit.
02:51:52.000 And if you're entitled to it, you got to go get it.
02:51:55.000 I don't know, just, man, this whole COVID shit is so just, ugh.
02:52:01.000 I don't even know if that's a word.
02:52:03.000 It's just like, ugh.
02:52:04.000 You know, you go back and forth with it, but I think that if nothing we can do is like, we must agree there's no going back to normal.
02:52:15.000 Well, not until they come up with the vaccine.
02:52:17.000 And then even normal then, it's going to be normal that we realize that this happened.
02:52:22.000 And when I say vaccine, I'm not a pro.
02:52:25.000 It's not that I'm saying, we've got to take the first vaccine that comes down the road.
02:52:28.000 Don't worry about the microchip.
02:52:30.000 Let's not get crazy.
02:52:31.000 I'm saying a treatment, medicine, something that cures this fucking disease.
02:52:34.000 Just like they've cured every other disease.
02:52:36.000 They will.
02:52:36.000 Just like they've come up with treatments for polio or smallpox or all the other fucking diseases.
02:52:41.000 Leave it to the medical scientists.
02:52:42.000 Leave it to these people that study this shit.
02:52:44.000 They're gonna try to figure something out.
02:52:46.000 Once they do, whatever it is, if they can and once they do, then I hope we ease back into...
02:52:54.000 What life used to be like, but with an added knowing that this shit can go down.
02:52:59.000 Right, but until then?
02:53:00.000 Until then, the mask.
02:53:02.000 Not today, Rona.
02:53:05.000 Are you nervous?
02:53:06.000 No.
02:53:06.000 Are you nervous about the future?
02:53:07.000 Uh-uh.
02:53:08.000 Good.
02:53:08.000 Beautiful.
02:53:09.000 The only thing I can do is be the best of me.
02:53:12.000 You're definitely not the best you with a mask on, so take that off.
02:53:15.000 I know.
02:53:16.000 I got to get ready for dinner, too, man.
02:53:20.000 Yo.
02:53:20.000 20 minutes.
02:53:21.000 In 20 minutes, you're going to get tested.
02:53:23.000 All right.
02:53:23.000 Excited?
02:53:25.000 I'm super excited.
02:53:26.000 I'm telling you, just like this, when you think about it, it's like, you don't even know a motherfucker that know a motherfucker that got a test.
02:53:34.000 Yeah.
02:53:35.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:53:35.000 It's like, And I know that that's definitely the direction we're going in because on the news, I've been seeing them like testing stations, testing stations.
02:53:44.000 But I don't know if everybody knows what's the system.
02:53:48.000 And then for what I hear on the news, whatever, don't go to the hospital.
02:53:52.000 Don't go.
02:53:52.000 But I guess going to the hospital and testing is different.
02:53:55.000 Don't do this unless you're feeling symptoms or feeling bad.
02:53:59.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:54:00.000 Yeah, I read this one article where this doctor was telling people there's so many people that come that don't have it, but then they go to the hospital in the waiting room and then they get it in there.
02:54:11.000 There's people that have the flu and they don't have coronavirus, but then they go and they get the coronavirus at the hospital while they're waiting around to find out if they got coronavirus.
02:54:19.000 Looks like they have a broken leg, Dane, trying to go to the hospital right now.
02:54:22.000 I know.
02:54:22.000 No.
02:54:23.000 So my friend said it.
02:54:23.000 He goes, I'm not going to the hospital for a year.
02:54:25.000 I was like, really?
02:54:26.000 I told this dude the other day.
02:54:28.000 This dude, one of my friends was in the hospital.
02:54:30.000 And somebody said, I told him he was in the hospital.
02:54:32.000 I was like, man, fuck that.
02:54:33.000 My leg would be broke.
02:54:34.000 Fuck that.
02:54:36.000 Yep.
02:54:37.000 God damn.
02:54:38.000 We're going to get there, Joe.
02:54:39.000 I think we're going to get there.
02:54:40.000 I think we're going to figure this out.
02:54:43.000 You know, it's going to be a tragedy for a lot of us.
02:54:45.000 It's going to be bad for business.
02:54:48.000 It's going to be bad for restaurants and comedy clubs and everything else.
02:54:52.000 But at the end, I think we're going to emerge with a better understanding of the temporary nature of life, of our society.
02:55:00.000 And hopefully we'll be just cooler to each other.
02:55:02.000 That's what I'm hoping.
02:55:04.000 Like when I said I was into Bernie Sanders, what I'm into is someone that wants to look out for people that aren't doing as well.
02:55:10.000 And that this is something that we should all think of now.
02:55:13.000 But you don't fuck with Biden, Dodo.
02:55:14.000 You don't fuck with Biden?
02:55:16.000 That's what the streets say.
02:55:17.000 They say you don't fuck with Biden, son.
02:55:19.000 Somebody said, ask him about Biden, son.
02:55:21.000 I didn't know if he was fucking with Biden or not.
02:55:23.000 I think he's in some sort of a state of cognitive decline.
02:55:26.000 It's not my opinion.
02:55:28.000 It's a very common opinion.
02:55:30.000 It's not just my opinion.
02:55:31.000 You watch videos of him.
02:55:33.000 He's stammering.
02:55:33.000 He doesn't know what he's talking about.
02:55:35.000 And they're trying to ignore it.
02:55:36.000 And they would never ignore it.
02:55:38.000 If it was anybody else that they didn't agree with or they didn't enjoy.
02:55:42.000 And you watch the fact that they're not concerned that these people that are on these left-wing media shows aren't talking about this and about how important this is.
02:55:50.000 And the only people that are talking about it are people that are on these internet channels.
02:55:56.000 They're talking about him bringing it up because they're not beholden.
02:55:59.000 Motherfuckers just want to win.
02:56:00.000 They just want to win.
02:56:01.000 But they're worried about some important things.
02:56:03.000 They're worried about the Supreme Court.
02:56:04.000 They're worried about environmental laws.
02:56:06.000 He's laxed a lot of environmental laws that they feel should never be relaxed.
02:56:10.000 And then going into the second term, is he going to do even more crazy shit?
02:56:14.000 You know, there was something that just came out today, Jamie, see if you can find that.
02:56:18.000 It was lowering, it was for certain toxins that get released into the environment and mercury, lowering the standards.
02:56:28.000 So it was some huge issue with...
02:56:34.000 See if you can find it.
02:56:35.000 It was something about lowering the standards for mercury and other toxins that get released, I think, from factories, which is like, whoa, what are we...
02:56:45.000 You know, if that's what we're doing, are we really going to separate...
02:56:48.000 That was Biden's platform?
02:56:51.000 What was it?
02:56:51.000 This is Trump.
02:56:52.000 This is Trump.
02:56:53.000 This is the Trump administration.
02:56:54.000 The current administration did this.
02:56:56.000 And what does it say?
02:56:57.000 It's behind the Washington Post paywall, but it says the EPA is going to change the rule for rule cutting mercury pollution.
02:57:02.000 This is February 17th.
02:57:04.000 It wasn't like today.
02:57:05.000 Oh, no.
02:57:05.000 This is a new article that was out just yesterday that I was reading that was talking about lowering the standards.
02:57:13.000 It was talking about in the middle of this coronavirus lockdown, they're lowering the standards for mercury and some other toxins.
02:57:19.000 That's...
02:57:20.000 I didn't know no standards up.
02:57:21.000 I didn't know Mercury had standards.
02:57:23.000 Three hours ago.
02:57:24.000 EPA gutting rule credited with coal plant toxic air cleanup.
02:57:28.000 Yeah, see?
02:57:29.000 Fuck that.
02:57:29.000 What did that black dude do, man?
02:57:31.000 He catfished somebody.
02:57:33.000 Catfished a female on Snapchat to meet and rob victims.
02:57:36.000 Oh, shit.
02:57:37.000 Motherfucker's going to get robbed live.
02:57:38.000 Look at this EPA shit.
02:57:39.000 Go back to that.
02:57:40.000 Hold on.
02:57:41.000 It's thrown down.
02:57:41.000 Okay, sorry.
02:57:43.000 No, no, no.
02:57:43.000 Just let me read the title.
02:57:45.000 They gutted the rule credited with coal plant toxic air cleaner.
02:57:49.000 Clean up.
02:57:50.000 How the fuck do they even sell that to anybody?
02:57:52.000 Hey, I got an idea.
02:57:53.000 You know that shit that we did that would cause the earth to be healthier?
02:57:56.000 Yeah, fuck that, right?
02:57:58.000 Let's go back.
02:57:59.000 Let's go back to burning mercury.
02:58:03.000 The Trump administration is gutting an Obama-era rule that compelled coal plants to cut back emissions of mercury and other human health hazards, limiting future regulation of air pollutants by petroleum and coal plants.
02:58:18.000 That's just crazy that anybody would say yes to that.
02:58:22.000 That's one thing that we get to see is our impact on the environment right now.
02:58:26.000 Because if you look around at the pictures of Los Angeles from just two months ago versus now in terms of how much smog is there, that's a wake-up call.
02:58:35.000 I want to know what the black guy did, man.
02:58:38.000 He catfished someone and robbed them.
02:58:40.000 I mean, how did he get away with it, Joe?
02:58:42.000 He didn't.
02:58:42.000 That's why his picture's in the newspaper.
02:58:44.000 I didn't mean to interrupt, but I kept saying to black dude, I knew you were doing EPA. I was like, what the fuck did he do, stupid?
02:58:52.000 Florida.
02:58:53.000 He did it in Florida.
02:58:55.000 Goddamn Florida.
02:58:57.000 Done out.
02:58:58.000 So it looks like we're supposed to do those dates in September now.
02:59:02.000 Really?
02:59:02.000 Yeah.
02:59:03.000 Supposedly.
02:59:03.000 Yeah, it's supposed to be September 4th and 5th.
02:59:06.000 I saw that.
02:59:07.000 But you know what?
02:59:08.000 Right now, this hasn't hit it.
02:59:10.000 Because...
02:59:12.000 The dates that I had in my book, right now I've been lucky enough to keep them on my calendar and just move them.
02:59:17.000 Move them, yeah.
02:59:18.000 So it looks like...
02:59:19.000 We're hoping we move them, right?
02:59:20.000 Yeah, we hope we move them.
02:59:21.000 But the next time you really feel comfortable thinking it's okay is probably like fall.
02:59:27.000 Right.
02:59:28.000 Hey, was that thing that I said about the Spanish flu, was that true?
02:59:32.000 Because we couldn't find the meme.
02:59:33.000 It wasn't on Charlemagne's page.
02:59:35.000 It was on someone else's.
02:59:35.000 Yeah, all that other shit was on Charlemagne's page.
02:59:39.000 I just wanted to know if that was true.
02:59:41.000 So the idea was that they were they they were tired they were celebrating the war and they were they broke the public distancing.
02:59:50.000 Who did?
02:59:51.000 This is in 1918 and then it start the second phase and what what the meme that I read said that it killed the second phase of the flu killed more people than the war did worldwide.
03:00:02.000 I'm flu storied out, man.
03:00:04.000 I'm too.
03:00:05.000 You know once we go back, oh my god, it's gonna be nothing but corona jokes.
03:00:10.000 Corona jokes are gonna be...
03:00:11.000 Quarantine?
03:00:12.000 They just gotta do a flip.
03:00:13.000 You gotta do something different.
03:00:14.000 It's gonna be so hard.
03:00:15.000 If you go on stage after three dudes, they're all gonna talk about the coronavirus.
03:00:19.000 They don't talk about the coronavirus.
03:00:21.000 Yeah.
03:00:21.000 But then how can you not talk about the coronavirus?
03:00:23.000 I can.
03:00:23.000 I've...
03:00:25.000 It ain't the way I want to fight, but you know what I'm saying?
03:00:28.000 Michael Yeo gets first crack because he almost died.
03:00:31.000 We should probably have a moratorium.
03:00:33.000 And I got the next crack because we don't know.
03:00:35.000 I got the next crack.
03:00:37.000 We're going to find out in 12 minutes.
03:00:39.000 I got to go to the bathroom, bro.
03:00:40.000 Go ahead.
03:00:40.000 Let's wrap it up.
03:00:42.000 Let's wrap it up.
03:00:44.000 I don't know if it was exactly the way it was explained in the meme.
03:00:47.000 I'll just leave it at that.
03:00:48.000 Okay, close enough.
03:00:49.000 And drank four bottles of water, this bitch.
03:00:51.000 I understand.
03:00:52.000 Bladders.
03:00:53.000 Donnell, thank you, sir.
03:00:54.000 Always a pleasure, my friend.
03:00:55.000 Man, what are we going to do?
03:00:57.000 What are we going to do?
03:00:59.000 I love you, man.
03:00:59.000 I love you too, brother.
03:01:00.000 I love you.
03:01:01.000 Thank you.
03:01:01.000 I love you too, Jamie.
03:01:03.000 I love you fuckers out there too.
03:01:04.000 Tell them to listen to my podcast, right?
03:01:07.000 Listen to the Donnell Rawlings show.
03:01:09.000 Yay.
03:01:09.000 Yes.
03:01:10.000 Bye, everybody.
03:01:13.000 All right.
03:01:14.000 Oh, man.
03:01:15.000 We did it.
03:01:18.000 Where the corona bitch at?