The Joe Rogan Experience - May 12, 2020


Joe Rogan Experience #1472 - Michael Yo


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 2 minutes

Words per Minute

184.88335

Word Count

33,809

Sentence Count

3,488

Misogynist Sentences

85


Summary

Comedian Michael Yoo talks about how he contracted Coronavirus and how he dealt with it. He also talks about what he did when he woke up the next morning and realized he had the virus. And how he managed to get over it in time for the rest of his busy week of performances and auditions. He also shares how he handled the stress of being on the road and dealing with two kids in a car. And he explains why he decided to isolate himself in his hotel room to get some rest and recover from the illness. You won't want to miss this! Don't Tell Mom: e-mail mccartan@whatiwatchedtonight.co.nz and we'll get back to you next week with a brand new episode of Momgasm! Thank you for listening and Happy Mother s Day! See ya next Tuesday! Timestamps: 1:00:00 - What do you do when you get sick? 4:30 - How do you deal with it? 6:15 - What can you do to recover? 7:40 - How did you handle the illness? 8:20 - What are you going to do if you get the virus? 9:00 11:00- What are your thoughts on the symptoms? 12:30 14:15 15:20 16:00 -- How do I deal with this? 17:30 -- What can I do? 18:15 -- What do I do when I get sick from this 19: What should I do if I get it 21:40 -- How can I stay at home 22:00 | 23:00-- What s the best thing to do to deal with the illness 26:00 // 27:30 | What s my thoughts on this 25:15 | How do we know I m going to be prepared for this ? 29:00 + 32:30 // 35:40 36:00 Is there a cure for this? 35:00 Do you think I m getting sick 37: Is there anything else I m gonna get better? 39:00 What s going to help me get better 40:00 Can I get better from this ? 41:40 | Is it better than this 45:00 My thoughts?


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Michael Yeo.
00:00:02.000 Yes.
00:00:03.000 Back from the brink.
00:00:06.000 It's crazy.
00:00:07.000 You are the first guy that I've...
00:00:09.000 Well, my friend Sturgill got it, and I talked to him, but he didn't get it real bad.
00:00:14.000 Like how bad is not real bad?
00:00:16.000 He didn't get it bad.
00:00:16.000 Okay.
00:00:16.000 He was like a little fatigued.
00:00:19.000 Yeah.
00:00:19.000 Yeah.
00:00:20.000 So give me the full rundown.
00:00:22.000 For people who don't know what we're talking about, you got coronavirus.
00:00:24.000 You were one of the first to get it that I know.
00:00:26.000 You got it right after you were on this podcast.
00:00:30.000 You were on this podcast.
00:00:31.000 You flew to New York.
00:00:32.000 Did Gotham for four shows.
00:00:33.000 Little rundown.
00:00:34.000 Yeah, a little rundown.
00:00:36.000 As soon as I landed, I did Wendy Williams on Monday, and then I flew back and went to Vegas for a day as soon as I got back, and then I had three auditions.
00:00:44.000 So I was rundown, and that weekend...
00:00:47.000 Were you feeling sick already?
00:00:48.000 No.
00:00:49.000 Just tired.
00:00:50.000 Just tired.
00:00:51.000 Tired.
00:00:52.000 But, I mean, we're always tired, really.
00:00:54.000 The road.
00:00:55.000 The road gets you.
00:00:56.000 Yeah, and I was moving all the time, and very stressful.
00:00:59.000 You know, you're trying to perform.
00:01:01.000 You're trying to learn lines for an audition.
00:01:04.000 So I was very stressed out.
00:01:06.000 I was traveling a lot, and that was like my third weekend in a row.
00:01:10.000 You didn't sleep?
00:01:11.000 Much sleep?
00:01:12.000 Yeah, I get great sleep, but, you know, with two kids, like, they're both at the age where, you know, you have to have both eyes on them.
00:01:19.000 Do you ever wear a sleep monitoring device or anything that...
00:01:23.000 I have, but I... Like a whoop strap?
00:01:26.000 No, I've never worn that.
00:01:28.000 But I get eight to nine hours of sleep every night.
00:01:31.000 I'm a great sleeper.
00:01:32.000 I sleep through anything.
00:01:33.000 So it wasn't a sleep thing.
00:01:35.000 I was just tired, overworked maybe.
00:01:38.000 But that Saturday, I didn't feel right.
00:01:41.000 My temperature went up to like 101. You flew to New York what day?
00:01:46.000 It was, I performed, I was there Wednesday, which would have been, I'm guessing, a date's May 4th.
00:01:53.000 I mean, yeah, March 4th.
00:01:55.000 March 4th.
00:01:56.000 I performed the 6th and 7th, stayed the 8th, did Wendy Williams on the 9th, flew back that Monday, went to Vegas Tuesday morning, came back that same day, then...
00:02:11.000 What'd you do in Vegas, besides heroin?
00:02:16.000 We were visiting her parents, my wife's parents, with the kids.
00:02:20.000 So no partying?
00:02:21.000 No partying.
00:02:22.000 It was drive-in and drive-out.
00:02:23.000 But that's exhausting.
00:02:24.000 That's exhausting.
00:02:25.000 That's 10 hours on the road.
00:02:26.000 Yeah.
00:02:26.000 And then dealing with two kids in a car.
00:02:28.000 And then the three auditions, and then that Saturday, I didn't feel right.
00:02:31.000 And you've got to remember, when I performed in New York, there was only 11 deaths, and it was like 3,000 cases.
00:02:39.000 Mm-hmm.
00:02:39.000 That's how much this thing has changed.
00:02:42.000 But Saturday, I didn't feel right.
00:02:44.000 101, it went.
00:02:46.000 I said, I should isolate myself.
00:02:48.000 Because in New York, that's all you heard about.
00:02:50.000 So I was like, let me just be safe and isolate myself.
00:02:53.000 So let's break this down.
00:02:54.000 So you leave Wednesday, you go to New York, you do a couple of different TV things, then you do the weekend at Gotham, and then you fly home, and then you go to Vegas on Tuesday, and then you drive home on Wednesday.
00:03:09.000 Drive back Tuesday night.
00:03:11.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:03:11.000 So in and out in one day?
00:03:13.000 In and out in one day.
00:03:14.000 And then Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, audition.
00:03:16.000 Then Saturday, I was like, Okay, this is my rest day.
00:03:20.000 And then I woke up and something just didn't feel right.
00:03:23.000 So I was going, okay, it's probably the road.
00:03:26.000 You know, I'm stressed road.
00:03:29.000 So it's about during the day, I hang out, I isolate myself, but I'm between 100 and 101. Second day, I'm like 101, 102. But I'm still like, look, I'm gonna beat this thing.
00:03:41.000 They say stay at home, because at that time, they said if you have symptoms, stay at home, because they're taking the more serious cases.
00:03:48.000 So, the Sunday, Sunday came around, I kind of went down a little.
00:03:53.000 I was taking aspirin, a lot of aspirin, because one doctor at the time said take it every four hours.
00:03:59.000 And I was also taking aspirin and something else to bring your temperature down.
00:04:04.000 I forgot what it was.
00:04:05.000 But, oh, yeah.
00:04:08.000 Aspirin and...
00:04:09.000 But you said when you started taking ibuprofen, that's when it fucked you up.
00:04:13.000 That's when I felt it did.
00:04:15.000 So Sunday, I started getting this massive headache.
00:04:18.000 So that's when I really started popping the aspirin.
00:04:22.000 Three every three hours.
00:04:23.000 But aspirin or ibuprofen?
00:04:26.000 It was ibuprofen.
00:04:28.000 That's a big difference between aspirin and ibuprofen.
00:04:31.000 Ibuprofen is a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory.
00:04:33.000 I was taking Advil.
00:04:34.000 Yes, that is a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory.
00:04:37.000 This is what I keep hearing, and I don't know if this has been substantiated, that you shouldn't take ibuprofen while you have this, for whatever reason.
00:04:46.000 I don't know what that is.
00:04:47.000 I don't know if that's been discredited, or is that real?
00:04:51.000 I don't know either.
00:04:52.000 So I was taking a lot of Advil.
00:04:55.000 A lot of Advil and Tylenol to bring the fever down.
00:04:59.000 So I got it down on Sunday, but then I had a massive headache.
00:05:02.000 So then they said, well, your temperature's going down.
00:05:04.000 This was our doctor friend.
00:05:06.000 Your temperature's going down.
00:05:07.000 Just hit the Advil.
00:05:08.000 So I hit the Advil.
00:05:09.000 Monday at noon, I couldn't breathe.
00:05:12.000 Like gasping for air.
00:05:15.000 And my wife had to call 911 to the house to come get me.
00:05:19.000 So I'm gasping for air.
00:05:22.000 911 shows up.
00:05:23.000 They bring me outside.
00:05:24.000 They throw me on this huge, this oxygen machine right away.
00:05:28.000 What kind of an oxygen?
00:05:29.000 A ventilator?
00:05:30.000 Not a ventilator.
00:05:31.000 No, just a normal oxygen machine.
00:05:33.000 They say, we got to get oxygen in you.
00:05:35.000 Okay.
00:05:36.000 And it's almost like a movie.
00:05:38.000 The neighbors are all out.
00:05:40.000 Ambulance is overlooking me.
00:05:42.000 You know, the ambulance is there.
00:05:43.000 All the neighbors are looking.
00:05:44.000 I can't breathe.
00:05:45.000 My son is in the window.
00:05:46.000 This is the worst.
00:05:47.000 My son is in the window.
00:05:48.000 He doesn't know what's going on, but he knows it's not good.
00:05:50.000 And he's only three and he's crying.
00:05:53.000 And I'm watching him cry.
00:05:55.000 And I can't do anything.
00:05:57.000 I can't breathe.
00:05:58.000 And literally when they pick me up to carry me to the ambulance because they need to get me to the hospital right away, it was the whole window thing.
00:06:04.000 He put his hand up.
00:06:05.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:06:07.000 It really hurt me really bad.
00:06:09.000 So I get into the ambulance and they take me as soon as I get to the hospital.
00:06:15.000 The doctor goes, you got corona.
00:06:18.000 So they take...
00:06:19.000 But did they do a test or did you just know?
00:06:21.000 Yes.
00:06:21.000 The first thing they do is they do a chest x-ray.
00:06:25.000 And they go, you got double pneumonia and corona.
00:06:28.000 What's double pneumonia?
00:06:29.000 When it's in both lungs.
00:06:31.000 Okay.
00:06:31.000 So double pneumonia and you have corona, we believe.
00:06:34.000 But we got to test you.
00:06:35.000 So they swabbed me and stuff.
00:06:37.000 But they took all the precautions like I had corona.
00:06:39.000 I was the first corona patient at this hospital.
00:06:42.000 This is how early it was.
00:06:44.000 You know, so they took me to ICU, and the doctor came in, and I go, hey, this is escalating real quick, and I still can't breathe.
00:06:54.000 I go, am I going to make it?
00:06:55.000 And he goes, we'll know in two days.
00:06:58.000 It's going to go really good or really bad, and we'll know in two days.
00:07:02.000 And every nurse or doctor that came in, when they can't tell you if you're going to make it or not, They try to comfort you, but they can't really say you're going to make it.
00:07:15.000 And I was in the worst pain I've ever felt in my life, too.
00:07:21.000 Where?
00:07:23.000 Head.
00:07:23.000 I mean, just think about the worst migraine you've ever had times 100. My body was hot and cold.
00:07:29.000 It would get so hot.
00:07:31.000 My temperature got up to 103.8.
00:07:34.000 And they had to bring it down.
00:07:36.000 And then it would go up to 103.8 again.
00:07:38.000 I couldn't move.
00:07:39.000 My body was aching.
00:07:41.000 Literally, the second night I was there, and I know this is the wrong thing to think, but if they had an eject button on life, I may have hit it.
00:07:51.000 I was in that much pain.
00:07:53.000 I couldn't even think clearly.
00:07:57.000 I can't put into words how bad it was for me.
00:08:00.000 So your head, your body, everything?
00:08:02.000 Everything.
00:08:03.000 Where you just want it to be over.
00:08:05.000 Wow.
00:08:05.000 It's either you're going to make it, you're like, and it was so bad where you want to think about your family, but I was in so much pain.
00:08:14.000 You know, I thought about them, but it was, I can't make it.
00:08:18.000 This is the end, and I can't see my family because they already told me that no one can come into the hospital.
00:08:27.000 And I'm texting my wife, lying to her, saying, hey babe, I'm going to make it through, I'm going to make it through, where I'm talking to my parents, going, this may not go well.
00:08:37.000 And my parents, the first thing I texted my parents is, I'm scared.
00:08:41.000 I've never texted them something like that.
00:08:43.000 And they knew how serious it was.
00:08:46.000 And I said, look, Claire, my wife Claire, is at home with the two kids.
00:08:50.000 I can't let her worry about this.
00:08:52.000 She was already stressed out enough.
00:08:54.000 She saw enough.
00:08:56.000 You know, so I'm in there and the doctor says that no one can come see you.
00:08:59.000 So I'm going, if these are the last two days of my life, I'm going to die alone in this hospital.
00:09:07.000 And it just broke me up so bad that, you know, I've taken care of myself.
00:09:14.000 I've done everything I can, you know, to take care of myself.
00:09:16.000 And why am I lying in this bed right now?
00:09:19.000 You know, and it was a thing where When I did think about my wife, it was, I will never see my wife and two kids again.
00:09:29.000 You know, that's all that went through my mind.
00:09:32.000 Did they put you on a ventilator?
00:09:35.000 No.
00:09:35.000 My doctor saved my life.
00:09:37.000 My doctor said, if we put you on a ventilator, he said, because a nurse brought her up, should we put him on a ventilator?
00:09:43.000 And he goes, no way.
00:09:44.000 If we put him on a ventilator, he's going to die.
00:09:47.000 Because his body is going to say, okay, this machine is breathing for us, we don't need to work anymore.
00:09:53.000 And your body shuts down.
00:09:54.000 If you've heard in New York, 80% of people put on ventilators die.
00:09:59.000 And that's why you think?
00:10:00.000 I think that's why I survived.
00:10:02.000 I've heard that.
00:10:02.000 I've heard that being speculated by other doctors as well.
00:10:05.000 And it's very controversial because so many doctors put people on ventilators.
00:10:09.000 And the last thing they want to hear is another doctor saying, you've put someone on a ventilator, they'll die.
00:10:14.000 Well, my doctor said that straight up in the room in front of me to the nurses.
00:10:18.000 Like, if we put him on it, he's going to die.
00:10:20.000 Because his thing was, it just makes sense why he would.
00:10:23.000 Because now, this machine is going to breathe for him, so his body's not going to...
00:10:28.000 It's like working out.
00:10:29.000 You don't work out a muscle, it gets weak.
00:10:31.000 This machine is doing all your lifting.
00:10:33.000 So why would we want to put him on that?
00:10:36.000 Unless it's just we have to put them on it.
00:10:39.000 But you've heard doctors were putting on people so fast because their oxygen levels were so low.
00:10:45.000 They're like, this is not normal.
00:10:49.000 So we need to do something to get their oxygen level up.
00:10:52.000 I think doctors are like everything else, right?
00:10:54.000 There's really good ones, then there's ones that aren't as good.
00:10:57.000 No, it's true.
00:10:58.000 With everything else, with everything.
00:11:00.000 Carpenters, plumbers, everything.
00:11:02.000 Everything.
00:11:02.000 And it's really, I look back, I'm still, now I've become very close to them.
00:11:07.000 And the dude saved my life.
00:11:09.000 Because if I went on a ventilator, bro, I may not be here.
00:11:13.000 Because if you go on a ventilator, they kind of knock you out.
00:11:17.000 Yeah, you're unconscious.
00:11:18.000 Literally, that machine is doing all your breathing.
00:11:23.000 So what did they give you?
00:11:25.000 What kind of medication did they give you while you were out?
00:11:28.000 I'm healthy.
00:11:30.000 Don't drink.
00:11:31.000 Don't do drugs.
00:11:32.000 I was the perfect test subject.
00:11:34.000 Maybe that's a problem.
00:11:37.000 Your body's not used to fighting all bullshit.
00:11:40.000 Maybe if you're a guy who partied all the time, your body's like, well, we know how to recover.
00:11:43.000 This motherfucker went on a bender.
00:11:45.000 Listen to this.
00:11:46.000 I gave it to my mom.
00:11:47.000 Oh, no.
00:11:48.000 Okay, so she gets home.
00:11:49.000 She didn't tell me why I was in the hospital.
00:11:51.000 She beat it in one day, and she talks shit to me now.
00:11:53.000 Oh, see?
00:11:54.000 I beat it in one day.
00:11:55.000 I have one fever.
00:11:58.000 You take eight days in ICU! And then she tells me, oh, it's because you're too healthy.
00:12:02.000 You need carbs.
00:12:04.000 You need carbs?
00:12:06.000 That's hilarious.
00:12:06.000 Now she's a doctor.
00:12:08.000 Now she's a doctor.
00:12:09.000 But I gave it to my mom.
00:12:10.000 She beat it in one day.
00:12:11.000 Well, she probably wasn't run down.
00:12:13.000 No.
00:12:13.000 Dude, rundown is the thing, man.
00:12:16.000 Look, I'm a guy.
00:12:18.000 I take a lot of vitamins.
00:12:19.000 I work out a lot.
00:12:20.000 I get in the sauna every day, but I just flew back from Florida.
00:12:23.000 I saw you.
00:12:24.000 I flew to Florida and came back.
00:12:25.000 Yesterday, I felt like dog shit.
00:12:27.000 And just from the flight, man.
00:12:29.000 And it's one day.
00:12:30.000 So I scheduled an IV vitamin drip.
00:12:33.000 I had the vitamin drip people come to my house, hit me with glutathione, zinc, vitamin C, everything, and I felt better almost immediately.
00:12:43.000 Yeah, you got to take care of yourself.
00:12:44.000 You got to.
00:12:45.000 I don't want to get off me, but how was that spacing at this venue for you during the fight?
00:12:51.000 Because it sounded like y'all were next to each other, and then I heard in a story y'all were separated.
00:12:56.000 We were about as far as...
00:12:57.000 Jamie is about as far as John Anik was, and then DC was a little further than that because there was a separation.
00:13:03.000 There was the octagon post, and so for him to get a better angle, he couldn't be sitting right in front of the post.
00:13:09.000 So they moved his table.
00:13:11.000 He was probably 15, 20 feet from me, somewhere around that range.
00:13:16.000 I feel like fighters are tough, and I feel like the audience is tough, too, and the people associated with it is tough.
00:13:24.000 Did they move around freely, or was it really like, oh, I need to stay away from you?
00:13:29.000 Here's the deal.
00:13:30.000 Everyone was tested.
00:13:32.000 Everyone.
00:13:33.000 In fact, one guy tested positive.
00:13:34.000 He was asymptomatic, Jacare Souza, who was on the card.
00:13:37.000 Yep.
00:13:37.000 And he had an inkling that he might test positive because he had a family member that had it.
00:13:44.000 And he was super healthy, ready to fight, but had it in his system.
00:13:48.000 And so they removed him from the card, and he had been wearing a mask and gloves the entire time he was there.
00:13:54.000 And everyone else had wristbands on.
00:13:57.000 The wristbands showed that you'd been tested.
00:13:59.000 They had temperature monitors.
00:14:01.000 They had all these different things.
00:14:02.000 But everybody had been tested thoroughly.
00:14:04.000 Tested for antibodies.
00:14:06.000 I got the swab up the nose.
00:14:08.000 I got everything done.
00:14:10.000 And then when I got home, I immediately got swabbed again.
00:14:13.000 I got a swab yesterday.
00:14:14.000 And then I got the vitamin drip and everything like that.
00:14:17.000 But I didn't get much sleep.
00:14:20.000 Saturday night because I was flying back 8 o'clock in the morning.
00:14:24.000 Fights were done.
00:14:25.000 I was back in my hotel around 2.30.
00:14:27.000 So I crashed, woke up early, got to the airport, took off, landed, and then just kind of took it easy yesterday.
00:14:35.000 But until I got the vitamin drip, I was dragging.
00:14:38.000 I was feeling...
00:14:39.000 And that's what happens when you fly.
00:14:41.000 And you had flown a couple of times in a short period of time.
00:14:44.000 And then that drive to Vegas.
00:14:45.000 All that stuff...
00:14:46.000 You have to think of your immune system like troops.
00:14:49.000 You really do.
00:14:50.000 If there's a battle to be fought, look, if your body was like your mom's, where you had a good night's sleep every night, no traveling, you can fight off a lot more shit.
00:15:01.000 But when you do those trips, especially, this is one thing that I'm getting out of this quarantine, is man, I feel so much better when I don't travel.
00:15:09.000 Oh yeah.
00:15:10.000 So much better.
00:15:11.000 When I wasn't dying, I feel great now.
00:15:15.000 I feel great now.
00:15:16.000 I feel great now.
00:15:17.000 Yeah, rest is a big thing.
00:15:19.000 It's everything.
00:15:20.000 It's everything.
00:15:20.000 And, you know, I'm going to change my travel schedule in the future.
00:15:25.000 Because even this trip, this trip I wanted to just get in and get the fuck out of Florida and get back home and, you know.
00:15:32.000 But then after I did it, I was like, it would have been wiser if I left at like 6 p.m.
00:15:36.000 or something like that.
00:15:37.000 Just kind of chill out.
00:15:38.000 Give myself plenty of time to sleep, sleep so I'm fully recovered, and then have some breakfast, then go to the airport, take a 3 p.m.
00:15:47.000 flight or some shit.
00:15:48.000 How was it with nobody in there?
00:15:50.000 Did you enjoy the experience?
00:15:52.000 Well, I wanted to do it because I've never done that before.
00:15:54.000 And I watched the one card from Brazil.
00:15:55.000 They had Kevin Lee versus Charles Oliveira fought in Brazil.
00:16:00.000 And I watched it on TV, and I was like, God, that's so strange.
00:16:03.000 Because, like, Gilbert Burns, he knocked out Damien Maia, and then he yells out, Poha!
00:16:10.000 You know, like, something Brazilians say.
00:16:12.000 And he yells out, Poha!
00:16:14.000 And you hear it, like, echo in this empty arena.
00:16:16.000 And while I was watching, I'm like, that's so strange.
00:16:20.000 He's screaming and there's no one there.
00:16:22.000 There's no audience reaction.
00:16:23.000 I'm like, wow.
00:16:25.000 So I decided, like, I gotta do one.
00:16:27.000 So when Dana White asked me if I wanted to do it, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:30.000 I want to do one.
00:16:30.000 I definitely want to do one.
00:16:31.000 Do you feel like the fighters were listening to y'all?
00:16:33.000 They 100% were.
00:16:35.000 They made adjustments because of things that DC said.
00:16:38.000 So Cormier, you know, we're all right next to each other.
00:16:39.000 So y'all were that close?
00:16:40.000 Oh, yeah.
00:16:42.000 We're at the octagon.
00:16:43.000 We're still at the octagon.
00:16:45.000 We're right in front of the octagon.
00:16:46.000 I could reach up and touch the octagon.
00:16:51.000 It's actually a little bit further than we usually are, but still, empty arena.
00:16:56.000 Like where that wall is.
00:16:57.000 That's where the octagon is.
00:16:59.000 Pretty close.
00:17:00.000 And, you know, DC's giving them points.
00:17:03.000 He's like, pointers.
00:17:04.000 He's saying, you know, he's got to check those leg kicks.
00:17:08.000 Making adjustments.
00:17:09.000 Like he was talking about Carla Esparza.
00:17:12.000 And Carla Esparza backstage gave DC credit for, like, what the advice that he was saying in the commentary was the adjustments that she'd made.
00:17:21.000 That's great.
00:17:22.000 Yeah, it was weird, you know?
00:17:23.000 I loved watching, like, I watched the prelims, but I loved it because you could hear everything.
00:17:29.000 Because normally it's so loud, but when somebody hits somebody, it's in the face, you could hear it, but especially the body.
00:17:37.000 It was like a thump, and then you hear the other person...
00:17:44.000 It changed the game for me on UFC where I think a lot of people appreciated more not having a crowd yell, where you really get to feel the pain.
00:17:55.000 Because when it's loud, you see somebody fall, but you don't really, okay.
00:17:59.000 But when you hear it, There's different things going on, right?
00:18:04.000 There's the energy of the crowd.
00:18:05.000 That's a factor.
00:18:07.000 That's a real thing.
00:18:08.000 There's something magical about a wild finish in front of a packed house at the T-Mobile Arena.
00:18:14.000 Everybody's screaming and cheering like, wow.
00:18:16.000 Or when Conor McGregor walks to the octagon and everybody's going crazy.
00:18:21.000 There's something to that.
00:18:22.000 It's valuable.
00:18:23.000 But there's also something to just the spectacle of Tony Ferguson and Justin Gaethje just going at it.
00:18:30.000 I mean like wild five-round slugfest with no audience.
00:18:37.000 Do you think that fight would have been different if a crowd was there?
00:18:40.000 No.
00:18:40.000 No.
00:18:40.000 No, I don't think so.
00:18:42.000 Maybe, but I don't think so.
00:18:44.000 It's possible.
00:18:45.000 I think Justin had a game plan and he executed it brilliantly and I think Ferguson, he's always going to be Tony Ferguson.
00:18:54.000 He's one of the toughest men that's ever walked the face of the earth.
00:18:57.000 But I think he was preparing for a grappler.
00:19:00.000 He's preparing for Khabib Nurmagomedov, and that fight didn't take place.
00:19:04.000 It was supposed to take place in April.
00:19:06.000 So he had been training for Khabib.
00:19:08.000 By the way, this is the fifth time that fight was cancelled.
00:19:11.000 The fifth time the fight with Tony and Khabib was cancelled.
00:19:14.000 Tony's been training for Khabib for fucking years, right?
00:19:17.000 So he's ready for this elite grappler who takes everybody down and smashes him.
00:19:21.000 He's thinking of cutting him from the bottom.
00:19:22.000 He's thinking of submitting him and scrambling and getting leg locks and all these different things that he's thinking of.
00:19:27.000 And then he's fighting an all-American wrestler who does not want to go to the ground and who has nasty striking.
00:19:32.000 So it's a totally different game plan and he has to make an adjustment over a period of just a few weeks.
00:19:39.000 Justin always fights the same way.
00:19:41.000 Justin's adjustments weren't nearly as big as Tony's.
00:19:45.000 Tony had to make some big adjustments, but Justin just fought a masterpiece.
00:19:49.000 The way he fought was just magnificent, and he listened to his coaches so well.
00:19:53.000 There's a point during the fight where Trevor Whitman is telling him, you're hitting him too hard.
00:19:56.000 You're swinging for the bleachers.
00:19:57.000 He's just take about 10% off your punches hit him with good clean shots and he immediately made that adjustment and then his cardio leveled out because he was getting tired towards the end of the second and Because he was just throwing just bombs every every shot of trying to take Tony Ferguson's head off But you can't knock Tony out with one shot.
00:20:14.000 He's inhumanly tough inhumanly tough so Justin backs it off a little bit and just is throwing clean shots and then winds up just dominating him and then they stop it in the fifth round.
00:20:26.000 What's the one thing you learned?
00:20:29.000 Was there something you took away from this experience that you didn't take away from any other fight?
00:20:33.000 It was interesting.
00:20:34.000 I felt very, very fortunate to be there.
00:20:38.000 Out of all the people that could be here to watch one of the greatest fights of all time, I felt super fortunate that I was one of those people that got to be there.
00:20:46.000 I felt real fortunate for that.
00:20:48.000 Everything about it, I was taken in the moment and really cherishing it.
00:20:54.000 This is amazing.
00:20:55.000 Not a lot of people get to do this.
00:20:57.000 Not a lot of people get to experience this.
00:20:59.000 Not a lot of people get to do commentary for the UFC, period.
00:21:02.000 But to do commentary for championship fights in this arena where there's no one there.
00:21:07.000 So we're in a 15,000 seat arena and there's maybe 10 people in the audience.
00:21:12.000 So why did they need an arena that big?
00:21:14.000 We were talking about that.
00:21:15.000 We're like, why can't we do this?
00:21:16.000 We could have done this in the hotel.
00:21:17.000 We could have got a conference room and set up an octagon in there.
00:21:21.000 Like, literally.
00:21:21.000 Yeah, I was wondering why they did that.
00:21:24.000 But is it a spectacle of having a big arena just to say you did it?
00:21:27.000 I think there's something to that to let everybody know, hey, these are strange, strange times.
00:21:32.000 You know, we're in the middle of this health crisis.
00:21:34.000 And so this is the response to this health crisis.
00:21:37.000 We're going to do this shit in this arena.
00:21:39.000 Would you do it again?
00:21:40.000 Because you said you wanted to do one, but it seemed like you didn't mind it.
00:21:46.000 I love calling fights.
00:21:50.000 I think as long as I take the right precautions, I'm tested a lot, and I'm keeping my immune system in check and making sure that I don't do anything that wears me out.
00:21:59.000 And I did kind of fuck that up by flying home.
00:22:04.000 I think?
00:22:21.000 As long as you do that, I think you can be okay.
00:22:25.000 I think when you put yourself in a position like yourself, when you warn yourself out, or if you have a compromised immune system, this is my thought, and this is from talking to numerous doctors, including my own personal doctor, who's very critical.
00:22:39.000 My personal doctor is very critical about the way we're handling this crisis.
00:22:44.000 What's he say?
00:22:45.000 What he's saying is the most important thing is education on how to keep your immune system healthy.
00:22:52.000 He's like, this is something that you're not hearing.
00:22:54.000 Everything is social distancing.
00:22:56.000 Everything is cover your mouth.
00:22:57.000 Everything is use hand sanitizer.
00:22:59.000 He goes, that's wonderful.
00:23:00.000 He goes, that's all good stuff.
00:23:01.000 But we need education on how to keep your immune system strong.
00:23:06.000 We need education.
00:23:07.000 I have Dr. Rhonda Patrick coming in later this week to try to school people on what the actual clinical tests, the actual real knowledge, what we really understand about the immune system and supplementation and heat shock proteins,
00:23:24.000 cold shock proteins, all the different various methods that we know are actually legitimately provably effective.
00:23:32.000 I think it's interesting how all these different facts are coming out.
00:23:36.000 Because when I was at the beginning of it, I've heard from so many, after I went through this, and big shout out to your fan base, because they reached out to me and showed me so much love when I was in the hospital and I just got out.
00:23:47.000 And that means so much to me.
00:23:48.000 That's awesome.
00:23:49.000 When they reached out, it was really all love.
00:23:53.000 But so many doctors reached out to me too and said there's so much misinformation out there.
00:23:58.000 And I texted you about one that people should know about.
00:24:02.000 When people get out of the hospital, With Corona?
00:24:05.000 Like, there's no magical time.
00:24:07.000 They're saying 14 days.
00:24:09.000 Literally, when I got out to the hospital, I was in the hospital for eight days.
00:24:12.000 The last three days, I didn't have a fever, so they let me go.
00:24:16.000 They said six days after that, I would be fine.
00:24:20.000 But another doctor told me, look, after you're cleared, after 14 days, people still have corona.
00:24:27.000 They're taking the chance that it's not contagious.
00:24:31.000 And that's why hospitals don't test people.
00:24:33.000 And he said that this is why hospitals don't test people before they let them go, is because they know they still got corona, but hopefully it's not contagious.
00:24:42.000 So that's why they never test.
00:24:43.000 Because if they did, that means people got to stay there two to three weeks longer.
00:24:48.000 And that's the real reason.
00:24:49.000 He says we would never...
00:24:50.000 Can you imagine when New York was going through that really bad?
00:24:54.000 I mean, they're still going through it, but when it was at its peak, if they tested everybody that left, most of those people would still have corona, so that would back up the system even more.
00:25:03.000 And then insurance has to pay for an extra three weeks.
00:25:06.000 So I learned that.
00:25:08.000 I learned that my other doctor said this whole pre-existing conditions is bullshit.
00:25:16.000 He goes, you came in.
00:25:17.000 He says, this is how much bullshit it is.
00:25:19.000 You came in.
00:25:20.000 If I would have died in a hospital, they would have said my pre-existing condition was migraines.
00:25:29.000 They would have gone down.
00:25:30.000 Right, but there are some pre-existing conditions that weaken your immune system, like obesity, diabetes.
00:25:35.000 There's a bunch of them that they're saying in New York are the primary factors of the people that wind up having a really hard time with this.
00:25:42.000 Well, he's saying, though, they're using that pre-existing conditions, and I say it in quotes, to let healthy or other people almost like, oh, well, if you don't have this...
00:25:53.000 Pre-existing conditions, you're going to be fine, but it's not true.
00:25:56.000 He's like, they're using it to calm people down.
00:25:59.000 He goes, it's not true at all.
00:26:00.000 He says, I see people that are fine, just like you, Mike.
00:26:03.000 I see people that do have pre-existing conditions.
00:26:06.000 I see the whole gamut.
00:26:08.000 It's not just people with pre-existing conditions, but they're finding those people and highlighting those, and they're even adding deaths to that pre-existing conditions total.
00:26:18.000 Because they need some...
00:26:19.000 What do you mean deaths to the pre-existing?
00:26:21.000 For instance, like mine.
00:26:22.000 If my pre-existing condition, he said, if I were to die in that hospital, he says, oh, well, he had migraines in his past.
00:26:29.000 So they would have put that down as a pre-existing condition.
00:26:31.000 Well, how often do you get migraines?
00:26:36.000 I mean, ever since I was a kid, but...
00:26:37.000 Really?
00:26:38.000 Well, I played college football for University of Arkansas.
00:26:43.000 I got so many concussions, I couldn't play anymore.
00:26:47.000 And this was before the whole concussion thing.
00:26:49.000 So my mom made me quit.
00:26:51.000 She was like, you're not playing anymore.
00:26:52.000 So it was a thing where...
00:26:54.000 But it wasn't a condition.
00:26:55.000 I have one every five, six months, maybe.
00:27:00.000 But he says...
00:27:02.000 Would you come in with, since I had migraines, and they didn't know my history of migraines, but he goes, we would have had to say that was a pre-existing condition.
00:27:10.000 I haven't heard that, pre-existing condition being migraines, but I have heard diabetes is a giant factor, obesity is a giant factor, emphysema, people who smoke cigarettes.
00:27:20.000 But then there was an article recently, something I got super suspicious, and I didn't even read the article.
00:27:25.000 It was an article that said that nicotine may help people with coronavirus, and I was like, that's the fucking cigarette industry.
00:27:32.000 Did you ever see the documentary, Merchants of Doubt?
00:27:35.000 No.
00:27:35.000 It's a great documentary.
00:27:37.000 What's it about?
00:27:37.000 It's about people that are hired to go on shows and put doubt into people's minds about certain things that would benefit an industry.
00:27:48.000 So these guys, they originally started out, the documentary shows the same people would go on these talk shows and talk about cigarettes.
00:27:56.000 Cigarettes are not addictive.
00:27:58.000 This is not the Marble Man guy.
00:28:00.000 These are people that are posing like experts.
00:28:03.000 And they're on these stupid fucking talk shows on CNN and stuff where you have three windows.
00:28:10.000 And then there's Anderson Cooper and there's a person to his left and a person to his right.
00:28:13.000 And the guy on the right is like, Cigarettes are not addictive!
00:28:15.000 It's been proven!
00:28:18.000 And he's just rattling it off.
00:28:19.000 And then you see that same guy later in the documentary, many years later, talking about climate change.
00:28:25.000 It's the same thing.
00:28:26.000 Talking about climate change is a myth.
00:28:28.000 It's just a natural cycle of the earth.
00:28:30.000 Human beings have nothing to do with it.
00:28:32.000 And it's literally the same human being doing the same thing.
00:28:36.000 But we see that in politics.
00:28:37.000 It's all spin.
00:28:38.000 Right, but this is what I'm saying when I read something about nicotine being good for people that have the coronavirus.
00:28:47.000 I'm like, come on, cigarette industry.
00:28:48.000 Are you motherfuckers involved in this?
00:28:51.000 Who's running tests on...
00:28:53.000 Let's try morphine.
00:28:56.000 Let's see how heroin works on these people.
00:28:58.000 What about coke?
00:28:59.000 Give them cocaine.
00:29:00.000 You know what's crazy about morphine is my migraine was so bad in the hospital, they came in and go, we're going to give you morphine and we'll knock it right out.
00:29:07.000 While you had corona?
00:29:08.000 Yes.
00:29:09.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:29:09.000 Like I said, they gave me everything, dude.
00:29:11.000 They gave you morphine while you had corona?
00:29:13.000 So they gave it to me because my head was so bad.
00:29:16.000 It really felt like I was going to- It accentuated your migraines.
00:29:20.000 So the coronavirus accentuated those migraines.
00:29:23.000 It was so bad, Joe.
00:29:24.000 I can't even put it into words.
00:29:26.000 So when you're talking about the pain that you had, you had body pain and then your migraines on top of that.
00:29:30.000 Yes.
00:29:31.000 So you're just in agony.
00:29:32.000 And hot, cold, everything.
00:29:34.000 So they gave me morphine.
00:29:35.000 They go, this knocks out any headache.
00:29:37.000 It worked for five seconds.
00:29:39.000 Five seconds.
00:29:40.000 Five seconds.
00:29:41.000 And they looked at me and they go, how you feel now?
00:29:43.000 I was like, terrible.
00:29:44.000 It feels the same.
00:29:45.000 Then about two hours later, they came back and gave me more because I think they only can do it every two hours.
00:29:51.000 And then you see elves.
00:29:53.000 No, but I got really hot.
00:29:58.000 I was like, I can't do this anymore.
00:29:59.000 So they had to stop giving it to me.
00:30:01.000 This is how I was a test subject, and I don't mind because I'm living.
00:30:07.000 But hydroxychloroquine, that was big at the time.
00:30:10.000 I'm watching this on the news.
00:30:12.000 Literally, the president says try hydroxychloroquine.
00:30:16.000 All the doctors are yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.
00:30:18.000 They come in with it.
00:30:19.000 Whoa.
00:30:20.000 You're in bed.
00:30:21.000 I'm in bed.
00:30:22.000 This is my first day.
00:30:24.000 They come in with it.
00:30:25.000 I'm watching news and they're talking about it.
00:30:27.000 They come in and it's like, what are you giving me?
00:30:29.000 Oh, hydroxychloroquine.
00:30:30.000 So they give it to me.
00:30:31.000 Then two hours later they come in and I go, what are you giving me?
00:30:34.000 Oh, the HIV drug.
00:30:35.000 So now they put two drugs in me and then they're pumping all kinds of shit in me.
00:30:38.000 I don't even know what they're giving me.
00:30:39.000 So they're trying things.
00:30:40.000 They're trying things on me because they don't know.
00:30:42.000 They don't know!
00:30:43.000 That's what's so crazy, right?
00:30:44.000 This is not like pneumonia where people have had it for a hundred years or a thousand years.
00:30:49.000 They don't know.
00:30:50.000 This is a new thing.
00:30:50.000 So a day and a half goes by.
00:30:53.000 I'm in probably worse pain.
00:30:55.000 They take me off of hydroxychloroquine.
00:30:58.000 And I go, this is after, like weeks after I got out of the hospital.
00:31:03.000 I go, why'd you take me off?
00:31:04.000 He goes, where your body was at that time.
00:31:08.000 It couldn't handle it.
00:31:09.000 It was not a good fit.
00:31:10.000 So we had to take you off.
00:31:12.000 So I must have got worse overnight.
00:31:13.000 And I'm just guessing here.
00:31:14.000 But they must have saw something get worse.
00:31:16.000 My lungs were still filling up with fluid.
00:31:19.000 So they kept me on the HIV drug and whatever else they were giving to me.
00:31:23.000 But it was...
00:31:25.000 It's like I still have fluid in my lungs.
00:31:27.000 They said it would take 12 weeks.
00:31:28.000 Still?
00:31:29.000 Yeah.
00:31:30.000 Yeah.
00:31:31.000 How many weeks have you been out now?
00:31:33.000 Eight.
00:31:33.000 Wow.
00:31:34.000 And I'm so weak.
00:31:37.000 Literally, they just approved me to start working out last week.
00:31:43.000 So I did my first Lift Society class online, and usually I could do 10 to 15 pull-ups each set.
00:31:51.000 I could do two.
00:31:52.000 Two pull-ups.
00:31:53.000 And I'm just weak.
00:31:54.000 I still...
00:31:57.000 Get winded.
00:31:58.000 Like when I talk a lot, I'll get winded and I'll just have to catch my breath.
00:32:02.000 Wow, like an old man.
00:32:04.000 I'm telling you.
00:32:05.000 Wow.
00:32:05.000 For me, people win it real bad.
00:32:08.000 It's just not, oh, you're over it and you can move on.
00:32:10.000 You got to build back into it.
00:32:12.000 It's like rebuilding your body and your mind.
00:32:15.000 Did they recommend anything as far as supplements or anything along those lines?
00:32:20.000 No, nothing.
00:32:21.000 He says it's just rest.
00:32:23.000 Well, he's basically done his job, right?
00:32:25.000 He's like, motherfucker, you're alive.
00:32:27.000 Figure this shit out on your own.
00:32:28.000 Right?
00:32:28.000 Go get strong.
00:32:29.000 And literally, I was the first person there, and then by the time I left, eight days later, that place was filled with people.
00:32:35.000 That's how fast it happened.
00:32:37.000 Wow.
00:32:38.000 That's how fast it happened.
00:32:39.000 And I saw people, like, tapping out.
00:32:42.000 You know, I didn't see it, but I saw, you know, the bodies pass the line, and I'm like, wow.
00:32:48.000 How many people died while you were there?
00:32:50.000 I saw one.
00:32:52.000 And that's when it really hit me that.
00:32:53.000 And I got close to a nurse.
00:32:55.000 I go, did they get to see you?
00:32:57.000 He goes, no.
00:32:58.000 They died in there alone.
00:32:59.000 They tried to FaceTime.
00:33:05.000 Can you imagine?
00:33:07.000 Oof.
00:33:11.000 Yeah.
00:33:12.000 And then, like, you see the stories, walkie-talkies.
00:33:16.000 They're talking about walkie-talkies.
00:33:17.000 They're talking about phone.
00:33:19.000 They're talking, trying to FaceTime.
00:33:21.000 Like, I don't care if I like you or if I like you.
00:33:24.000 Like, that's no way to die by yourself.
00:33:27.000 You know, not today.
00:33:30.000 And it's a thing where I just want people to know, look, They're opening up the country.
00:33:36.000 And I get it.
00:33:37.000 I get the other side, too.
00:33:38.000 That's why I get that people got to work.
00:33:41.000 People got to get their lives back.
00:33:44.000 But you need to be safe.
00:33:45.000 You need to be safe.
00:33:46.000 Because it's a thing like, if President Trump comes out and goes, hey, we're going to do herd immunity, you're prepared for that.
00:33:54.000 But right now, we don't know what to expect.
00:33:56.000 We've gone from 60,000 deaths, now they're saying it's going to be 137,000.
00:34:00.000 Like, what's going on?
00:34:02.000 We only know what they tell us.
00:34:04.000 Mm-hmm.
00:34:05.000 But I'm finding out there's so much more stuff we don't know because they don't know.
00:34:09.000 Now you're finding out that kids, like a very small amount of kids, are getting it.
00:34:15.000 And I don't understand the whole thing about just not being careful or safe because it's not about you.
00:34:23.000 It's about other people.
00:34:24.000 Like the whole thing about, well, you know, a lot of blacks and Hispanics are getting it.
00:34:30.000 Yeah, because they're working at all these essential jobs.
00:34:32.000 They're at your grocery stores.
00:34:35.000 They're doing the jobs that a lot of people don't do.
00:34:38.000 Well, anybody that's in poverty as well, you're working those essential jobs, but on top of that, you're probably not eating well.
00:34:45.000 Exactly.
00:34:45.000 Yeah, that's a real problem.
00:34:47.000 It goes hand in hand.
00:34:48.000 Oh, yeah.
00:34:49.000 Their whole thing, if you can get a whole meal, two burgers and two fries and two cokes for $3.99, it's a problem with that food.
00:34:57.000 Yeah.
00:34:58.000 Right.
00:34:59.000 Good point.
00:35:00.000 It's making you sick.
00:35:01.000 Yeah.
00:35:02.000 Good point.
00:35:02.000 But that's all you can afford.
00:35:04.000 Right.
00:35:04.000 You know?
00:35:05.000 Yeah, it is crazy that the cheapest food is the worst for you and the most fattening.
00:35:11.000 But that's the one that you go to because you can't afford anything else.
00:35:15.000 Yeah.
00:35:18.000 You know, I'm getting stories about, you know, like, I have a bunch of Asian friends, and they're getting bullied.
00:35:25.000 Like, it's so terrible.
00:35:27.000 Like, there was a story in Texas.
00:35:30.000 A dude stabbed a guy and his two kids.
00:35:33.000 Two and six.
00:35:34.000 What?
00:35:35.000 Yes, it happened a couple months ago.
00:35:36.000 He stabbed a two-year-old?
00:35:37.000 Two-year-old, six-year-old, and the guy, because he thought they were Chinese.
00:35:43.000 Wait, this was in Texas?
00:35:44.000 In Texas at a Sam's wholesale club.
00:35:48.000 Yes.
00:35:50.000 People are going nuts over this thing.
00:35:53.000 We're all in this together, but you don't need to take it just because even if he was Chinese, he's an American probably.
00:36:00.000 He didn't bring it over here.
00:36:01.000 Even if he was Chinese from China, he's not the person who made the fucking disease happen.
00:36:07.000 And a two-year-old and a six-year-old?
00:36:09.000 Yeah, a two-year-old and a six-year-old.
00:36:13.000 I just feel like this whole time right now is giving people—and it's a very small group of people.
00:36:20.000 And that's why I hate when certain people go, white people.
00:36:25.000 Like, no, no, no, no.
00:36:26.000 It's a very small number of white people doing it.
00:36:29.000 I hate when people generalize a group.
00:36:32.000 Like, even the whole Michigan thing.
00:36:34.000 It's an open carry state.
00:36:35.000 They showed up at this lady's office.
00:36:38.000 The governor's office.
00:36:39.000 The governor's office.
00:36:40.000 They were carrying the rifles.
00:36:41.000 They were protesting, which they had every right to.
00:36:43.000 And people go, I'll hear people are, you see it at social media.
00:36:48.000 Well, these white people, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:50.000 There's 356 million people in the United States.
00:36:54.000 Is there that many now?
00:36:55.000 Isn't it?
00:36:56.000 I believe so.
00:36:56.000 Jesus Christ.
00:36:57.000 I believe so.
00:36:58.000 There's only 700 people there.
00:37:01.000 Yeah.
00:37:01.000 You know, and probably a third of them just wanted to protest to get their jobs back, just to go back to work.
00:37:06.000 Yeah.
00:37:06.000 So you can't generalize people and you can't hate on people because of where they're from.
00:37:10.000 Well, you can hate on people that are so fucking dumb they bring guns to the governor's house.
00:37:16.000 That is ridiculous.
00:37:18.000 What are you doing?
00:37:19.000 I agree.
00:37:19.000 Are you trying to take over the governor?
00:37:21.000 What are you doing?
00:37:21.000 Why are you bringing guns?
00:37:23.000 Are you expecting a war?
00:37:24.000 Are you going hunting?
00:37:25.000 What are you doing?
00:37:26.000 Why are you bringing fucking guns?
00:37:28.000 That's some weird shit when people do that, when they protest with fucking Kalashnikovs and shit.
00:37:35.000 What are you doing?
00:37:36.000 Why do you have a rifle?
00:37:37.000 There was a guy, it was a clip I saw.
00:37:40.000 A guy was like, a white guy to a white guy was like, hey, I want my job back too, but why the gun?
00:37:46.000 And the guy was like, it just walked away.
00:37:50.000 Well, that's the thing about the Second Amendment.
00:37:53.000 I'm a pro-Second Amendment man.
00:37:55.000 I believe in it.
00:37:56.000 I think it's important.
00:37:58.000 But there's a lot of dumb motherfuckers out there.
00:38:00.000 There's a lot of dumb, dumb motherfuckers out there.
00:38:04.000 And they get to have guns, too.
00:38:06.000 I mean, I support that in a lot of ways.
00:38:08.000 I have to support that if I support the Second Amendment.
00:38:11.000 But at a certain point in time, you gotta go, why the fuck are you bringing a gun to Sam's Club?
00:38:17.000 Why do you have a fucking AK around your waist when you're walking through the aisles looking for toilet paper?
00:38:23.000 Like, what are you doing?
00:38:24.000 It's amazing how...
00:38:28.000 But let's be honest, they're giving a pass.
00:38:30.000 You got a USA pass right now to act like that.
00:38:35.000 Sort of.
00:38:36.000 Well, no, I mean, you do.
00:38:38.000 What do you mean?
00:38:39.000 Well, because the president's like, those are fine people.
00:38:42.000 Is that what he's saying, though?
00:38:43.000 Yeah.
00:38:43.000 When is he saying that?
00:38:44.000 He said that the other day.
00:38:45.000 He goes, those are good people that were protesting.
00:38:48.000 With the guns?
00:38:48.000 With the guns!
00:38:49.000 Those are good people.
00:38:50.000 It's a stupid thing to protest with guns.
00:38:55.000 One of the nice things about this country is that we can protest.
00:39:00.000 Absolutely.
00:39:00.000 That's a nice thing.
00:39:01.000 It's beautiful.
00:39:02.000 It's important.
00:39:03.000 This is one of the things that's been infringed upon by this whole lockdown thing where people, you know, they're being told they're not allowed to assemble.
00:39:12.000 It's a gigantic part of who we are, the ability to assemble, the ability to protest.
00:39:18.000 But I don't think that's just what they're doing.
00:39:22.000 When you're showing up with guns, you're letting them know that you're ready to take over.
00:39:26.000 You're ready to do something.
00:39:27.000 You might shoot somebody.
00:39:29.000 If you're threatened, you might use these guns.
00:39:33.000 It's like, okay, if we're in that way, you're escalating way past where we're at.
00:39:39.000 You know, if you're in a situation where someone's saying, hey, your family has to starve to death, hey, you have to stay home, hey, I don't give a fuck about you, okay, then I understand why you want to show that you have guns.
00:39:50.000 And you get to get a bunch of people together and go, hey, we need to stay alive here, and our rights are being infringed upon.
00:39:56.000 But that's not what's going on.
00:39:57.000 But if you go back to the backstory, you find out, like, I don't know all the facts, but I know these people that showed up to this rally, they didn't put on that rally.
00:40:06.000 It was by another organization through Facebook or through some social media outlet that put it together.
00:40:13.000 And they told people to bring their guns?
00:40:15.000 No, they just told people to protest.
00:40:17.000 To show up?
00:40:17.000 To show up.
00:40:19.000 So we're all pawns at some point to this political game.
00:40:26.000 This is what's amazing to me.
00:40:29.000 We're in a place where they can put wearing a mask and make that political.
00:40:33.000 Yeah.
00:40:34.000 Like, that's where we are today.
00:40:36.000 80,000 deaths, and now it's political if you wear a mask.
00:40:40.000 I don't understand.
00:40:41.000 What do you mean it's political if you wear a mask?
00:40:42.000 Well, I mean, most of the people that don't wear masks are these, oh, I'm a Trumper.
00:40:49.000 Like, this is what we're seeing on TV. What I'm saying is what we're being shown on TV. And that's where most of the people get their information.
00:40:57.000 You know, like from the news or, oh, so these people are not wearing their mask.
00:41:01.000 Oh, they got to be Republican, not wearing their mask.
00:41:05.000 Oh, we need more testing.
00:41:07.000 If you hear, we need more testing, oh, they must be liberal.
00:41:10.000 They want to test.
00:41:12.000 Like, we've made a disease that's killing thousands, thousands, 80,000 and could be way over 120,000.
00:41:22.000 Political.
00:41:23.000 Instead of it being about, hey, let's all get through this, now it's political.
00:41:27.000 Well, we do that with everything.
00:41:28.000 We do.
00:41:29.000 Yeah.
00:41:30.000 And that's a problem.
00:41:31.000 Well, we like to – I mean, that's one of the problems with having just two parties in this country and having liberal and conservative, which is crazy because there's a lot of people, myself included, that float in between both of those.
00:41:42.000 I do, too.
00:41:42.000 I'm very liberal, but I'm also very pro-gun.
00:41:46.000 Mm-hmm.
00:41:47.000 But why can't you be liberal and pro-gun?
00:41:49.000 You can be, and I am.
00:41:50.000 But I don't understand why, like, if a Democrat says something nice about a Republican, oh, he's not a Democrat.
00:41:57.000 If a Republican says something nice about a Democrat, oh, I agree with what they said.
00:42:00.000 Oh, no, you can't be a Republican.
00:42:01.000 Well, if you go on Fox News and you're a liberal, people will shame you and get angry at you for using that platform.
00:42:07.000 And I've seen it, even with presidential candidates like Tulsi Gabbard and even Bernie Sanders.
00:42:12.000 I think that we're in a weird place in this country where it's easy to adopt a predetermined pattern of behavior, a conglomeration of ideas, whether those ideas be conservative or liberal.
00:42:25.000 And the real problem is these people that adopt these ideas, oftentimes they sink into these ideas because they're comfortable.
00:42:35.000 It's easy to get, if you, like, say if you decide people in your neighborhood are conservative, I'm going to be conservative too because that's going to make them like me more and I'm going to say the things they want to hear and, you know, I trust in God, I trust in God too.
00:42:49.000 And you say these things so that people will like you more and you'll fit in your community better.
00:42:55.000 And it just, it's a signal to the people around you that you're complying with the group ideology.
00:43:02.000 And that is more of...
00:43:04.000 That's more the case than people simply rationally and objectively going over these ideas.
00:43:12.000 You know, there's certain people that decide they don't want gay folks to be married simply because people around them have decided that they don't want gay folks to be married, and marriage is supposed to be between a man and a woman, and you can't tell me any different, and the Bible says, and this and that,
00:43:27.000 and I agree.
00:43:28.000 And if you agree, well, that community will accept you.
00:43:31.000 But if you're a person who goes...
00:43:33.000 Hey, Bob, why do you give a fuck?
00:43:35.000 You know, if two men are in love with each other, like, they clearly, they're not pretending.
00:43:39.000 Like, I don't care if, like, obviously I have tattoos everywhere, right?
00:43:42.000 I don't care if you want to get tattooed.
00:43:44.000 If you want to get tattooed, get tattooed.
00:43:46.000 If you want to be like fucking Takeshi69, that dipshit, and cover your face with flowers, I don't care.
00:43:52.000 You do what you want to do.
00:43:53.000 And let's be honest, 20 years ago, tattoos, that was like, oh, you're a bad boy or you're some kind of bad person.
00:44:00.000 Right, you're like some crazy sailor or something.
00:44:02.000 Yeah.
00:44:02.000 But some people will look at other people's choices that don't affect them at all and decide that somehow or another it's an affront to their values.
00:44:16.000 Like if two men are in love with each other and they decide to get married, somehow or another that affects you.
00:44:21.000 I don't understand how it affects you any more than I understand someone wearing shorts versus pants affects you or someone driving a red car versus a black car.
00:44:29.000 It's nonsense.
00:44:30.000 It's not your life.
00:44:31.000 If somehow or another people being in a man being in love with a man and marrying a man or being with a man and living and you know having a relationship if somehow or another that like killed all the trees You know I'm saying and like cause gas prices to spike Then you have a case.
00:44:49.000 Yeah, and fucking all of a sudden there was something wrong.
00:44:53.000 But that's not the case.
00:44:55.000 No.
00:44:55.000 So what the fuck do you care?
00:44:57.000 So as a person who believes in liberty, I feel like you hear all these Republicans that talk about liberty and, you know, I believe in liberty and I believe in...
00:45:08.000 Well, that's liberty, motherfucker.
00:45:10.000 Yeah.
00:45:10.000 Motherfucker, letting someone do what they want to do, that's liberty.
00:45:14.000 It's not like...
00:45:15.000 Gay is this idea that somehow or another it's not a real thing.
00:45:20.000 Two things on God and religion.
00:45:22.000 I think religion is looking really bad right now.
00:45:25.000 You know, if you believe, that's great.
00:45:26.000 But it's looking really bad because you're contradicting yourself all over the place.
00:45:30.000 Let me stop you right there.
00:45:31.000 This is the same as you saying white people.
00:45:34.000 When you say religion is looking really bad, that's the same as saying white people look really bad.
00:45:38.000 It's a giant generalization.
00:45:40.000 You're true.
00:45:41.000 Very true.
00:45:42.000 And I take that back.
00:45:43.000 Some religious people are looking very bad right now.
00:45:46.000 But do you know why?
00:45:47.000 Because they're scared.
00:45:49.000 But how can you look?
00:45:51.000 How are they looking bad?
00:45:52.000 In what way?
00:45:53.000 Well, I'm saying, for instance, God, I hate to make this political because I'm not that dude.
00:45:59.000 I stay away from it.
00:46:01.000 Too late.
00:46:01.000 Too late.
00:46:02.000 But Trump, for instance.
00:46:03.000 Okay.
00:46:04.000 Let's look at his past.
00:46:07.000 There's proof of him lying pretty much every day.
00:46:10.000 So for religious groups to support this man, you're contradicting your whole...
00:46:17.000 Yeah, I think that falls into what we were talking about earlier, this political ideology that he is with us.
00:46:25.000 He is against abortion.
00:46:27.000 He is against certain things.
00:46:29.000 He's actually pro-gay.
00:46:32.000 One of the weird things about Trump is before he ran for president, he was universally liked.
00:46:38.000 Oh, rappers used to talk about him in their songs all the time?
00:46:40.000 Well, he was always on talk shows, and he would go on Letterman and shit, and he would even go on those talk shows and talk shit about Rosie O'Donnell, and people thought it was funny.
00:46:49.000 And now it's horrendous.
00:46:50.000 It's like the same things that he has always done.
00:46:53.000 Now, when you're in a position of being the president, you're supposed to be a different person.
00:46:57.000 But you don't feel there's a contradiction?
00:46:58.000 With churches right now?
00:46:59.000 Oh, well, certainly with people that – look, there's a lot of – Some churches, excuse me, let me rephrase that.
00:47:06.000 Some people at some churches.
00:47:07.000 There's a lot of people that will support values that are contrary to what they supposedly believe in if that aids them politically, if it helps them.
00:47:18.000 Look, there's a lot of churches.
00:47:20.000 That make a lot of money, and then they don't pay taxes.
00:47:25.000 That, to me, is one of the most offensive things about religion.
00:47:28.000 The idea that Joel Osteen should have a giant arena and fly around in private jets and live in a castle, live in the mansions, or that...
00:47:37.000 What's that other guy?
00:47:38.000 The fucking...
00:47:39.000 COVID be gone!
00:47:41.000 What's that guy's name again?
00:47:42.000 Kenneth Copeland.
00:47:43.000 That motherfucker.
00:47:44.000 That guy has got...
00:47:45.000 He bought Tyler Perry's private jet and shit.
00:47:48.000 He's a baller.
00:47:49.000 He's a baller for God.
00:47:51.000 The idea that that guy doesn't pay taxes is offensive.
00:47:54.000 And the idea that he really acts for God.
00:47:57.000 There should be not just an investigation, but there should be...
00:48:01.000 We should have a trial.
00:48:03.000 We should figure out, okay, is this a violation of the whole idea behind...
00:48:11.000 I don't agree with it at all, period.
00:48:13.000 I don't think that churches should be able to be exempt from taxes.
00:48:16.000 If they get services like we do, if they make exorbitant amounts of money, and we know they do, they should have to pay taxes, for sure.
00:48:25.000 I agree with you 100%.
00:48:27.000 But there's real clear evidence that they don't even act in accordance to their own belief system.
00:48:33.000 There's real clear evidence that they're not even people that are really acting like a Christian.
00:48:39.000 So they're not even acting in their own religious ideology, and yet they still don't have to pay taxes.
00:48:45.000 I agree with you 100%.
00:48:46.000 And now I was watching TV, and they can get a loan or get this tax exempt where they can get money from the government.
00:48:53.000 Because people aren't coming to the church, so they're not getting all that Even though they're not paying taxes anyway.
00:48:59.000 My wife was like, we were watching TV, she goes, that's so horrible.
00:49:01.000 A lot of churches are going out of business because my wife is very religious.
00:49:04.000 And I go, why don't they use all the money they didn't pay on taxes to stay afloat?
00:49:07.000 Because they bought mansions and private chats.
00:49:09.000 They don't have any money left over, bro.
00:49:11.000 Bro?
00:49:12.000 Leave them alone.
00:49:13.000 They're working for Jesus.
00:49:15.000 Hustling for Jesus.
00:49:16.000 Here's what's interesting to me, is my wife, when I made it, everybody reached out and they go, oh, God had your back.
00:49:24.000 And the first thing I thought was, so you're saying God didn't have all 80,000 people's back?
00:49:28.000 Like, that's messed up.
00:49:30.000 That is messed up.
00:49:31.000 That's messed up.
00:49:31.000 Look, I'm a religious person, but I'm a religious person that asks questions.
00:49:36.000 So why are you a religious person if you're asking questions?
00:49:39.000 How far do you take it?
00:49:40.000 Well, you should be able to ask questions.
00:49:41.000 Okay, how far do you take it?
00:49:42.000 You're Christian?
00:49:44.000 I believe in God.
00:49:45.000 I don't know if I'm a Christian.
00:49:45.000 I go to a non-denomination church.
00:49:47.000 Oh, one of them hippie churches.
00:49:49.000 No, it's not hippie.
00:49:49.000 Oh, I get it.
00:49:50.000 No, no, no, no.
00:49:52.000 It's in Burbank.
00:49:53.000 It's called South Hills.
00:49:54.000 What's up?
00:49:55.000 Oh, Burbank.
00:49:56.000 Of course it's hippie.
00:49:57.000 It's in Burbank.
00:49:57.000 But I go to a church where, look...
00:50:00.000 They don't believe in hate and all that, but it's a thing where certain people say certain things, and when I got all these messages, God had your back, God had your back, and I'm thinking about the dude I saw rolled out.
00:50:13.000 Why didn't God have their back?
00:50:14.000 He jerked off too much.
00:50:15.000 Did he really?
00:50:16.000 That's what I heard.
00:50:17.000 I heard he jerked off thinking about guys, too.
00:50:19.000 God's like, fuck you.
00:50:22.000 You're so wrong.
00:50:23.000 I have no comment on that one.
00:50:25.000 But it's true.
00:50:26.000 It's like, why would God, I mean, why does God let babies die?
00:50:28.000 Why'd God let that little kid get stabbed, the little Asian baby, that two-year-old kid get stabbed?
00:50:34.000 Here's the question that nobody can answer for me, is that if God gets all the applause for something great happening, he should get all the blame for something bad happening.
00:50:45.000 Because, obviously, from what I'm told, Look, I'm not a scholar on the Bible, but if something great happens, we all praise Him.
00:50:53.000 But we never tend to not praise Him or say...
00:50:56.000 We never tend to criticize Him when a whole plane blows up.
00:51:00.000 And that's the only problem with the religion I have.
00:51:05.000 When you say you believe in God, what does that mean to you when you're saying that?
00:51:10.000 Do you say that because it makes you feel better?
00:51:13.000 I feel...
00:51:14.000 This is what I feel, is I feel...
00:51:19.000 Every type of tribe before us, the ones that had religion or some type of thing they believed in, they survived.
00:51:27.000 The ones that didn't, they cannibalized each other.
00:51:31.000 I think what religion does...
00:51:33.000 Is it keeps people afloat and makes them feel like something better is on the other side.
00:51:39.000 And I think it kind of it's the rule of law.
00:51:41.000 It kind of keeps people on the right track.
00:51:43.000 If nobody had religion, I feel we would cannibalize each other just from the past.
00:51:47.000 We learned from the past.
00:51:48.000 It's the same thing.
00:51:49.000 Like tribes that didn't have anything to believe in.
00:51:54.000 They ate each other up.
00:51:57.000 Well, I feel like we live in a completely different world because the interconnectedness that we experience today didn't exist before.
00:52:05.000 So today we have access to information and to the vast body of work That people have written about philosophy and ethics and morals.
00:52:19.000 And I think we can understand why it's good to be a good person without having to invoke a higher power or some sort of divine spiritual entity that's watching over everything.
00:52:32.000 Before, that wasn't the case.
00:52:34.000 Before when we were establishing civilization and we were moving from primitive groups that live in tribes, which we all came from.
00:52:42.000 Look, the one thing that we have to take into consideration is that we are here because some people did some really violent shit and they made it through because some other people were trying to do some violent shit to them.
00:52:54.000 That is why we made it here.
00:52:56.000 We made it here to this day in 2020 because our ancestors were better at violence That's really the truth.
00:53:06.000 I mean, there's no getting around it.
00:53:07.000 We are a warlike race of beings that have consistently throughout history conquered each other and done awful terrible things to each other and took over land and took over resources and took over cities and took over women.
00:53:25.000 I mean, this is what people did that got them to this point and whatever we needed To get people to act in a more moral or ethical way, whether it's a higher power or whatever it is, to get people from just stopping,
00:53:42.000 just raping and pillaging their way across the world without any repercussions whatsoever.
00:53:46.000 Whatever that is, I'm all for it.
00:53:49.000 And it was religion.
00:53:53.000 And I think many people probably successfully have.
00:53:55.000 I'm not really aware of it, but I would imagine, I'm not the first person to bring this up, that religion is in many ways sort of a natural creation of the human mind and the human psyche to try to move us past our primitive tribal monkey tendencies and move us towards some more cooperative way of existing.
00:54:23.000 Yeah, I think religion gives order.
00:54:25.000 Some type of order.
00:54:27.000 And a lot of people don't want to believe it's over when it's over.
00:54:29.000 Well, you know what order exists when you don't have religion?
00:54:32.000 You have the order of might, and that's what you have in China.
00:54:34.000 Okay?
00:54:35.000 In China, you have a religion, and the religion is the state.
00:54:40.000 I mean, China, people have religion over there, but the reality is what's running China is a dictatorship.
00:54:48.000 It's a military dictatorship, and the king is the ruler.
00:54:52.000 This is what they look towards, and the state is the ruler, and the law of the state.
00:54:58.000 I mean, they do horrible shit to their people over there, and they do this horrible shit openly in front of everyone, and they still run a billion people.
00:55:08.000 Yeah, I mean, that's just my take on religion, but I also know the other side.
00:55:11.000 Because anytime I support something, I also look at both sides.
00:55:15.000 I'm not just blindly.
00:55:16.000 I know religion has caused more wars than anything as well.
00:55:20.000 I think people have caused more wars.
00:55:22.000 I think they use religion as a nice excuse.
00:55:25.000 Okay, you're right.
00:55:26.000 People cause wars, but they're using religion to cause those wars.
00:55:30.000 Well, they're using religion to get—they have, in the past, used religion to get people to do horrible things.
00:55:37.000 And, you know, this is the argument against fundamentalism, you know, that it exists.
00:55:42.000 I mean, it existed in Christianity in the past, you know, the Inquisition.
00:55:46.000 You can go throughout the history of some horrific things that were done in the name of Christianity, some of the most horrific things ever.
00:55:53.000 But really, it's people doing these things.
00:55:56.000 And if they decide that their religion— Is enforcing this behavior, then they can justify these things.
00:56:07.000 And you see this, I mean, it's what you get with cults when, okay, forget about religion.
00:56:13.000 I mean, we cannot...
00:56:14.000 Whether or not a religion is a cult, I had a bit about it, where a cult is created by one guy, and that guy knows it's bullshit.
00:56:22.000 In a religion, that guy's dead.
00:56:27.000 That's the difference.
00:56:31.000 Remember the people, the Heaven's Gate cult?
00:56:33.000 They all wore purple Nikes, and they cut their balls off, and they killed themselves when the asteroid was coming, or whatever the comet was coming.
00:56:42.000 That is...
00:56:44.000 That was a way where someone used something, this crazy ideology, and got people to do ridiculous shit.
00:56:54.000 And you could say Jonestown was another example of that.
00:56:58.000 That was another cult, and it was where this guy, He figured out a way to talk these people into poisoning their brothers and sisters and then gunning down federal agents and killing people.
00:57:13.000 And they did it all because he had them convinced that this belief system that he was espousing was accurate and correct.
00:57:21.000 What I don't understand, because like I said, I'm religious, but I ask a lot of questions and I don't believe the bullshit.
00:57:28.000 A lot of the bullshit.
00:57:29.000 What makes you religious then?
00:57:32.000 I think I just want to believe there's something better and hopefully there's something guiding all of us to a better place after.
00:57:43.000 I want to believe that.
00:57:45.000 I want to believe that.
00:57:47.000 You know, if I were to die in that hospital bed, there's something or something.
00:57:52.000 I mean, something or someone looking over my family.
00:57:56.000 Yeah, I just want to believe in good.
00:57:58.000 Look, I'm all about positivity.
00:58:00.000 I'm all about love.
00:58:01.000 So it's a thing where why not believe in it?
00:58:04.000 It's not going to hurt me believing in it.
00:58:07.000 And if it does happen at the end.
00:58:09.000 Great.
00:58:10.000 If you go to a different place, great.
00:58:12.000 Now, I will ask questions along the way.
00:58:15.000 I will not blindly follow a church or religion.
00:58:19.000 You know, I do investigations.
00:58:20.000 I really look at the people that's involved with that church.
00:58:23.000 What I don't understand is the people that blindly fall into these cults or churches that you just talked about.
00:58:30.000 Like, I don't understand how your mind gets to a place where it's like no matter what they say, I'm down for it.
00:58:38.000 Well, other people would say, people that are more skeptical than yourself or not interested in religion at all, would say, well, we take it one step further.
00:58:46.000 Why would you believe that?
00:58:48.000 Like, why would you believe that there's some sort of a superpower that you've never seen any evidence of?
00:58:54.000 Some sort of a mythical, mystical power that's looking out for everybody.
00:59:00.000 Like, why would you think that when there's no evidence of that?
00:59:03.000 The evidence that we do have is evidence that people in community, in friendship and love, that there's a great benefit We're good to go.
00:59:31.000 That's real, you know, but the reality is, is there a God watching?
00:59:36.000 A doctor got killed by wild dogs yesterday in Georgia.
00:59:40.000 Did you hear about that story?
00:59:41.000 Yeah.
00:59:43.000 There's packs of wild dogs.
00:59:44.000 Running through Georgia right now?
00:59:46.000 It's always been an issue when people let dogs loose and dogs become feral and they don't have food.
00:59:51.000 They stop being pets and they revert towards more wolf-like behavior.
00:59:56.000 I think it was Georgia.
00:59:58.000 I read it this morning.
01:00:00.000 Can you find that?
01:00:02.000 I'll send it to you if you want.
01:00:03.000 I certainly have it.
01:00:05.000 The only problem I'm seeing is that the doctor was a doctor in Connecticut, I guess.
01:00:10.000 Was it?
01:00:10.000 Well, it says Middle Georgia doctor found dead, and then former CT doctor, I'm sorry, so it's not Connecticut, yeah, sorry.
01:00:16.000 Middle Georgia, yeah.
01:00:17.000 Georgia doctor killed by a pack of wild dogs.
01:00:20.000 You know, I saw CT and thought it was in Connecticut.
01:00:22.000 What?
01:00:25.000 Yeah.
01:00:25.000 So this lady, it was a lady.
01:00:30.000 It's not the first time.
01:00:31.000 I was confusing this.
01:00:33.000 There was a man who was killed by wild dogs in Georgia a couple of years ago.
01:00:38.000 Dr. Nancy Shaw, who was a doctor in Connecticut.
01:00:43.000 And 3 a.m.
01:00:44.000 Thursday...
01:00:46.000 They found her body.
01:00:47.000 Holy shit.
01:00:48.000 Yeah.
01:00:49.000 She was on the wrong side of the road.
01:00:53.000 And fuck.
01:00:55.000 The engine was running.
01:00:56.000 The door was open.
01:00:57.000 They got out of the patrol car to investigate.
01:00:59.000 Found a female that was deceased.
01:01:03.000 Interesting that they...
01:01:18.000 Phrase it that way, but that's the New York Post.
01:01:20.000 So roaming beasts?
01:01:22.000 Dogs.
01:01:22.000 Well, packs of dogs.
01:01:23.000 You know, that is...
01:01:25.000 When you just let dogs loose and they got a...
01:01:27.000 Have you ever had a feral animal?
01:01:29.000 I had a feral cat once.
01:01:31.000 And a friend of mine and her boyfriend were living in this apartment complex.
01:01:36.000 And there was like this...
01:01:38.000 Thing where these cats got underneath the building and they had kittens.
01:01:43.000 And so she rescued the kittens.
01:01:45.000 She goes, do you want one of these kittens?
01:01:47.000 Because she knew I had cats.
01:01:48.000 I was like, oh my god.
01:01:49.000 Let me see.
01:01:50.000 So I went to her house.
01:01:51.000 These little hissing little fucking balls of fur.
01:01:54.000 I'm just laughing at the idea of you having a lot of cats.
01:01:57.000 Yeah.
01:01:57.000 That's funny to me.
01:01:58.000 I have three cats.
01:01:59.000 I have two now.
01:02:00.000 But I had three at one point in time.
01:02:02.000 So I take this cat in and it was crazy, man.
01:02:06.000 It was a little baby cat.
01:02:07.000 But it was like...
01:02:08.000 Like wild.
01:02:10.000 I mean, fucking wild.
01:02:12.000 Like it thought I was definitely going to kill it and eat it.
01:02:14.000 And then I would pick the cat up and it would start purring.
01:02:17.000 Like immediately.
01:02:18.000 Like loud.
01:02:19.000 Like...
01:02:20.000 Like so happy.
01:02:21.000 And then I'd put it down and it would hiss at me again.
01:02:24.000 This poor thing was wild.
01:02:26.000 And that cat was wild to the day it died.
01:02:29.000 I was the only one who could touch it.
01:02:30.000 You kept the cat?
01:02:30.000 Yeah, I kept him for years.
01:02:32.000 Wow.
01:02:32.000 My dog killed him.
01:02:34.000 Yeah, he talked some shit to my pit bull.
01:02:37.000 My dog was like, oh really?
01:02:39.000 Excuse me?
01:02:39.000 Check this out.
01:02:40.000 Yeah, because he would hiss at the dog, and I guess he fucked with the dog one time.
01:02:45.000 The dog's like, why is this goddamn thing in the house?
01:02:47.000 And he kept pissing in the house.
01:02:49.000 He would piss in the house, especially if he was mad at the dog.
01:02:52.000 He would piss near where the dog slept.
01:02:54.000 One day, I wasn't home.
01:02:56.000 The dog just took it into his own hands.
01:02:58.000 Where'd you find a cat?
01:02:59.000 Oh, no, no, no.
01:03:00.000 I was home and he killed two cats.
01:03:02.000 That dog.
01:03:04.000 They were both cunty cats that got shitty with them.
01:03:09.000 Pitbulls.
01:03:10.000 This was in my 20s.
01:03:11.000 I was a different man.
01:03:13.000 But...
01:03:15.000 This cat, when I had him, I was the only one that could pet him.
01:03:19.000 I was the only one that could touch him.
01:03:20.000 I could go up to him, like, what's up, bro?
01:03:22.000 And I could give him a little pet, and then I could pick him up, and he would purr.
01:03:26.000 But I was the only one.
01:03:27.000 But nobody else, huh?
01:03:27.000 Anyone else he saw, he was like, this motherfucker's gonna eat me.
01:03:30.000 And he just ran away from him.
01:03:32.000 Yeah, it was weird.
01:03:34.000 Man.
01:03:35.000 But anyway, my point is, I had this other cat that's a ragdoll.
01:03:40.000 I have two ragdolls now.
01:03:42.000 They're like fluffballs, man.
01:03:44.000 You pick them up, they just go limp.
01:03:46.000 They're domesticated cats.
01:03:47.000 I have a domesticated dog.
01:03:49.000 I have a golden retriever.
01:03:51.000 You haven't met him yet.
01:03:52.000 I see the walks.
01:03:54.000 He's the best.
01:03:55.000 He's the sweetest.
01:03:57.000 I love him to death.
01:03:58.000 I wake up in the morning.
01:03:59.000 I made a video of it because it's so ridiculous how my morning starts.
01:04:03.000 He waits for me outside the door of my room.
01:04:05.000 I open the door and I go, Bro!
01:04:07.000 I go, what's up?
01:04:09.000 And he just runs around in circles.
01:04:11.000 He always grabs a toy.
01:04:12.000 He always has to bring a toy over to me.
01:04:14.000 And then I'm petting him.
01:04:16.000 He's always like, he's moaning in ecstasy, wagging his tail, runs around in circles.
01:04:21.000 He's domesticated.
01:04:22.000 He's just a love bug.
01:04:24.000 And he's like this with everybody.
01:04:25.000 If you come over my house, that's what he's going to do to you.
01:04:28.000 He's going to go, oh!
01:04:28.000 Hello!
01:04:29.000 Hello!
01:04:29.000 He runs around in circles around you.
01:04:31.000 He wants you to touch him.
01:04:32.000 He'll drop to his belly.
01:04:34.000 He'll drop to his back, wants you to rub his belly.
01:04:36.000 But that's because of you, too, though.
01:04:38.000 You domesticated him like that.
01:04:39.000 Yes, for sure.
01:04:41.000 But he's also a golden retriever.
01:04:42.000 Yeah, they're super nice.
01:04:43.000 They're the nicest dogs ever.
01:04:45.000 But he's domesticated, okay?
01:04:49.000 Wild cats.
01:04:51.000 Are so different than domesticated cats.
01:04:54.000 It's like a different thing, man.
01:04:55.000 They're so different.
01:04:57.000 He would hiss at anybody to come near him.
01:05:00.000 Anybody.
01:05:01.000 You come near him...
01:05:01.000 I had to bring him to the veterinarian to get him fixed.
01:05:07.000 He got to a certain point, he was spraying in the house.
01:05:10.000 I'm like, this motherfucker.
01:05:11.000 Because that's what happens to male cats.
01:05:13.000 Yeah.
01:05:14.000 So...
01:05:15.000 The way I got him, I had to lock me and him in the bathroom together, and then I had to throw...
01:05:20.000 I forget if it was a towel or a blanket or a bathrobe.
01:05:23.000 I forget what I threw on him.
01:05:25.000 It's like a kidnapping, for real.
01:05:27.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:05:28.000 This is 96, somewhere around then.
01:05:32.000 I throw this fucking blanket on this cat, and then I have to grab him and rest him.
01:05:40.000 And then I stuff him in a hamper.
01:05:42.000 And then I take him with a fucking duct taped hamper to Dr. Craig, my veterinarian.
01:05:50.000 Okay, why didn't you just get rid of the cat?
01:05:52.000 I love him.
01:05:53.000 Because I loved him.
01:05:54.000 And I felt like he was like me in a lot of ways.
01:05:57.000 That, you know, he just didn't...
01:06:00.000 Didn't have anybody that looked out for him.
01:06:02.000 Like, he was abandoned.
01:06:04.000 I felt like, in a lot of ways, like, look, I don't know my dad.
01:06:08.000 And because of that, I have this weird thing about taking care of things, taking care of people.
01:06:13.000 I felt like I was abandoned.
01:06:14.000 I haven't spoken to my dad since I was seven years old.
01:06:18.000 And I knew him before that.
01:06:20.000 So, like, all my life, I've sort of had this thing like, hey, that can happen.
01:06:24.000 Well, you could be abandoned.
01:06:27.000 And it's one of the reasons why I've always had this very liberal and charitable outlook on things, even though a lot of people confuse me with being conservative.
01:06:41.000 I'm not very conservative with people, because I know that things can go wrong with people.
01:06:46.000 I also know that some people are lazy fucks.
01:06:49.000 And they need to go to work.
01:06:50.000 They need to get their ass in gear and stop making fucking excuses.
01:06:53.000 But these are like little mental traps that people have fallen into.
01:06:57.000 And oftentimes they just don't have the right tools.
01:06:59.000 They don't have the right information to sort of make these corrections and adjustments.
01:07:04.000 So...
01:07:05.000 I'm a hard-ass in some ways like that like some people need to just get their fucking shit together But I also I'm charitable in a way like I don't think they understand How to get their shit together when you see someone who's obese and smoking cigarettes like a lot of that is education and information and just the way their body has The way their life has gone the things that have happened to them outside of their control before they even became a fully formed adult and Just like this poor cat.
01:07:31.000 This poor cat didn't ask to be shit out under a fucking apartment building and then have this wild life where it's gotta eat rats and shit and try to take care of itself.
01:07:41.000 Well, I also think that even people like me, I'll hear inspiring people.
01:07:46.000 And it kind of kickstarts you.
01:07:49.000 It kicks you in the ass and say, hey, you need to get it going.
01:07:52.000 I told you about David Goggins last time I was here.
01:07:54.000 I read his book and posted shit on my mirror and trying to make strides to...
01:07:59.000 But I think we all need that.
01:08:02.000 It's not just lazy people.
01:08:03.000 Even people that are out there hustling.
01:08:05.000 Sometimes you need that.
01:08:06.000 Oh, I need it.
01:08:07.000 I need it all the time.
01:08:08.000 I'm very fortunate to know people like David or my friend Jocko, Jocko Willink, who's very similar as well.
01:08:15.000 He's got a video that he put up today.
01:08:18.000 Go to Jocko's Instagram, and he puts these up all the time.
01:08:22.000 He gets up at 4.30 in the morning every day.
01:08:25.000 It seems that's the time.
01:08:26.000 He takes a picture of his watch.
01:08:27.000 For him, it's the time.
01:08:29.000 David Watkins, too.
01:08:30.000 430. Does he get up at 432?
01:08:32.000 430 every morning, stretches for two hours, and then he hits his run.
01:08:35.000 He's an animal.
01:08:36.000 But play this.
01:08:37.000 This is Jocko.
01:08:39.000 It's so easy.
01:08:42.000 So easy to put things off.
01:08:43.000 Dripping with sweat.
01:08:45.000 So easy to say, you're going to do it tomorrow.
01:08:50.000 Well, I want you to reprogram your brain and tell yourself that tomorrow is not a viable option.
01:08:56.000 Tomorrow doesn't work!
01:08:59.000 You do it today.
01:09:00.000 You get it done today.
01:09:01.000 That's what you do.
01:09:04.000 Have a good Monday, y'all.
01:09:05.000 Go get some!
01:09:06.000 Out!
01:09:07.000 That's all you need.
01:09:08.000 You need people like that in the world.
01:09:10.000 I'm gonna follow this dude.
01:09:11.000 You should follow that dude.
01:09:11.000 Well, who is he?
01:09:12.000 That's Jocko Willink.
01:09:13.000 He's a former Navy SEAL who is one of the most inspirational people that I've ever met in my life.
01:09:18.000 And now he writes books on leadership.
01:09:23.000 And Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt.
01:09:25.000 And, you know, every morning, he gets up at 4.30 in the morning, trains, takes a photo of his watch, takes an aftermath photo of puddles of sweat on the ground and the tools he used, and then takes pictures of the sunrise and the sunset, the beach that he earned.
01:09:39.000 He earned his right to go look at that.
01:09:41.000 Wow.
01:09:42.000 I wake up at 4.32 every morning.
01:09:44.000 Do you?
01:09:45.000 Yeah, I do.
01:09:46.000 But mine would have been like, check out me drinking this matcha latte.
01:09:50.000 Yeah.
01:09:54.000 Get it, y'all!
01:09:55.000 Well, it takes every kind of people.
01:09:58.000 You remember that song?
01:10:00.000 Yeah, there's a song about that.
01:10:01.000 There's all kinds of people in this world, and it's okay.
01:10:04.000 It's okay to be a soft person.
01:10:06.000 It's okay to be a gentle person.
01:10:08.000 You don't have to be this fucking savage like Choco.
01:10:10.000 But it's something about that Navy Seal.
01:10:13.000 They're just wired.
01:10:15.000 It's not for everybody.
01:10:18.000 No.
01:10:18.000 Most people are going to ring that bell.
01:10:20.000 Most people are not going to do it.
01:10:21.000 Could you have made it?
01:10:22.000 I don't know.
01:10:23.000 I would tell you right now, if you asked me, yes.
01:10:26.000 But of course I would say that.
01:10:27.000 I don't know.
01:10:29.000 Unless you've done it, you don't know.
01:10:30.000 In my early 20s, I would have loved...
01:10:33.000 Now, if I could go back, I would have loved to try to be a Navy SEAL. But I guess if you don't have it, if you didn't have that desire, but I just think that's...
01:10:42.000 It's challenging yourself.
01:10:45.000 Whether or not you can push yourself past the place that most people quit.
01:10:49.000 That's a big part of what it is.
01:10:51.000 A big part of anything.
01:10:54.000 It's being able to push, right?
01:10:56.000 When you get discomfort, people just want to back off.
01:10:59.000 They want to stop.
01:11:00.000 It's a thing that we have.
01:11:02.000 There's a natural inclination to seek comfort.
01:11:05.000 You have to have the mind to push past that.
01:11:09.000 I don't know mentally.
01:11:13.000 I was working so hard, because those two days in the hospital, when I said if there was that eject button, and then your mind just like, no, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing.
01:11:24.000 And after three and a half days, finally, everything started, my lungs and the fluid in my lungs started to settle.
01:11:32.000 But it's amazing what you learn when you come out of a situation like that.
01:11:39.000 It's what you value.
01:11:41.000 I'm a changed person now from that.
01:11:48.000 I hate to be cliche, but you appreciate the little things.
01:11:53.000 I've always been a good guy, a hustler, but just opening my eyes in the morning, it's a different game now.
01:12:01.000 Right.
01:12:01.000 You have a gift.
01:12:02.000 The gift of life.
01:12:02.000 I have a gift.
01:12:03.000 I have a gift.
01:12:04.000 And a lot of your fans was like, hey, it wasn't your time.
01:12:08.000 You got great things to accomplish.
01:12:11.000 And I really believe that because I see the death total going up and I go, oh, I'm here for a reason.
01:12:17.000 And I think when we go through life, you'll hit a down point, you know, but you need something to get you back on track.
01:12:26.000 We're good to go.
01:12:43.000 I wasn't coasting.
01:12:45.000 I was doing well, but I just appreciate everything, and I appreciate people more.
01:12:50.000 You know, because, man, when I was laid up in the hospital, I saw comics and different people drop off shit to my house through the ring cam.
01:12:59.000 And I can't tell you how much that meant to me.
01:13:02.000 You know what I mean?
01:13:03.000 Like, just people going out of their way to make sure your family is okay.
01:13:07.000 And even the text, even the DMs, Those little things, when nothing tragic has happened in your life, I don't think you really appreciate it.
01:13:16.000 You're like, okay, that's great.
01:13:18.000 But then when something happens to you, and these people don't know you, but they're reaching out, giving you positive vibes, and then people you know really well give you those vibes, it means a lot.
01:13:30.000 You don't understand how much it meant when I was laying in that hospital bed.
01:13:35.000 Fighting for my life after I got over that hump to read all these positive messages from your fans, from comedians, from close friends.
01:13:42.000 I mean, it really pushes you to live.
01:13:48.000 You know?
01:13:49.000 The power of word is so much to me now.
01:13:53.000 It expresses something.
01:13:54.000 Yeah.
01:13:55.000 It expresses something that you understand how close you came to losing everything.
01:14:00.000 Yeah.
01:14:04.000 Look, comfort is wonderful, and civilization is wonderful, and love and friendship is all wonderful, but I think to really appreciate it, you almost have to at least almost have everything taken away, or know it can be taken away, or know how fortunate you are,
01:14:20.000 know how lucky you are.
01:14:22.000 Look, man, all throughout human history, it was impossible to take a fucking shower.
01:14:26.000 You know?
01:14:27.000 I mean, to take a hot shower?
01:14:28.000 Who the fuck did that?
01:14:30.000 Like, when did that first start?
01:14:31.000 Was it 100 years ago?
01:14:32.000 When was it?
01:14:33.000 So people have been around for, what, hundreds of thousands of years in this relatively similar form?
01:14:39.000 And then, like, 100 years ago, someone figured out how to...
01:14:42.000 Turn that thing, hot shower.
01:14:45.000 And now this is just the way it's supposed to be.
01:14:47.000 Yeah, dude, I went camping with me and Brian Callen.
01:14:50.000 We went camping in Montana.
01:14:52.000 We did this hunting show back in 2012, and it was freezing out, fucking cold as shit.
01:14:59.000 Nine degrees at night and you're in a sleeping bag and huddled.
01:15:02.000 And then finally after like six or seven days, whatever it was, we got to Billings and it was the end of the trip.
01:15:09.000 We had a successful trip and then we got to a hotel.
01:15:15.000 I took a shower.
01:15:16.000 A hot shower.
01:15:17.000 And it was like, oh, it was a bullshit hotel, too.
01:15:20.000 Like wood panel walls, just a skanky fucking weirdo hotel.
01:15:25.000 Ordinarily, if I was a comic, like working in that town, I was like, oh, look at this shithole I'm staying at.
01:15:30.000 I'd be like, well, I guess I'm roughing it.
01:15:31.000 Here we go.
01:15:32.000 But for me, it was like heaven.
01:15:33.000 I was in that shower like, oh, it was so warm.
01:15:37.000 The water was so good.
01:15:38.000 And to feel the soap and to get the stink off me because I hadn't washed myself in seven days.
01:15:44.000 It's like, ah, you really appreciate it.
01:15:47.000 You don't appreciate it until you lose it, until it's gone.
01:15:52.000 It's something that too many people are missing.
01:15:55.000 You know, and I like to give myself my own struggle.
01:15:58.000 You know, it's one of the reasons why I work out so hard.
01:16:00.000 Because when I work out hard, not just because it calms me down and it does whatever vanquishes whatever demons are inside me through exercise, but also...
01:16:13.000 I appreciate peace because when I push myself, I push myself in a ferocious, horrific way where I'm fucking exhausted.
01:16:23.000 Like when I'm running hills or I'm hitting a bag or whatever I'm doing, I'm doing it hard, man.
01:16:29.000 So that when it's over, I mean, I'm hands on my knees, heaving, and then the rest of the day is beautiful.
01:16:36.000 Because I made my own bullshit.
01:16:39.000 Instead of dealing with fucking hordes of barbarians coming over the hills or starving to death or all the real problems that people have dealt with throughout history that have kind of balanced out their perspective, I created myself.
01:16:54.000 I think today's society is taking away challenges.
01:16:58.000 It's not pushing people, because it's fine being fine today.
01:17:04.000 One thing interesting you said to me last podcast we did, you go, you know, yo, you really never, and you exactly said it, you never been through any struggle, because I was telling you, my life has been pretty good, and you go, what makes you is you would never take away your struggle when you were younger, because it made you who you are today.
01:17:20.000 And after going through something like what I went through, It's changed me so much that I know that struggle is going to change the rest of my life.
01:17:30.000 It's even the mentality of myself has already changed.
01:17:34.000 It's like, I'm going to take risk.
01:17:35.000 Because you never know how long you're going to be here.
01:17:37.000 I know that's cliche, but you really never know.
01:17:40.000 The key is to keep that mentality.
01:17:42.000 Yes.
01:17:42.000 The problem is for a lot of people, they slip right back into comfort again.
01:17:47.000 They slip right back into the regular life because this close, The call you had with death, it slips away in your memory.
01:17:58.000 It becomes the thing of the past.
01:17:59.000 It was four years ago or five years ago, and you're like, oh, I'm having a hard time getting motivated.
01:18:05.000 Oh, I'm having a hard time getting to the gym.
01:18:07.000 Oh, I mean, I really like to get my career in order, but, God, I mean, sometimes I'm depressed.
01:18:13.000 Sometimes I just feel so blue.
01:18:15.000 I sit around the house.
01:18:18.000 I'm buried.
01:18:18.000 You're not supposed to make it.
01:18:20.000 And no one wants to say that to those people, but that mentality literally is like if life is this wild rush to the finish line, and I'm not sure it is, but if it was, those people are not supposed to make it.
01:18:32.000 They're not supposed to cross the tape.
01:18:33.000 They're supposed to sit back at mile three and take a nap.
01:18:39.000 And it's also supposed to be a lesson to you, the person who keeps going, to see, like, See these lazy bitches that they ruin their life and wind up falling apart and they keep exhibiting this self-destructive behavior?
01:18:52.000 Don't do that.
01:18:53.000 You don't have to do that.
01:18:54.000 You see them do it?
01:18:55.000 Learn from them.
01:18:56.000 Learn from the people that cry for no reason.
01:18:58.000 Learn from the people that fall apart.
01:18:59.000 Learn from the people that don't know how to pick themselves up.
01:19:01.000 And keep Going.
01:19:02.000 But you can't say that out loud today.
01:19:04.000 I can.
01:19:06.000 You can too.
01:19:07.000 More people need to say it.
01:19:09.000 But you're so right.
01:19:12.000 Who's attacking?
01:19:13.000 Who's attacking?
01:19:13.000 Those people.
01:19:14.000 The people on the sidelines.
01:19:15.000 The people that sit down.
01:19:17.000 Who are you, Michael?
01:19:18.000 You don't even know, Michael Yo!
01:19:20.000 I get depressed!
01:19:23.000 Look...
01:19:24.000 I think some people have real problems mentally.
01:19:27.000 They have real issues, some people.
01:19:28.000 Some people.
01:19:28.000 But some people...
01:19:29.000 A lazy fucks.
01:19:30.000 Fucks and use it as an excuse.
01:19:32.000 A lot of people.
01:19:33.000 I think there's way more of those.
01:19:34.000 Because there's a natural inclination to do that.
01:19:37.000 And to deny that natural inclination to do that is to exhibit ridiculous...
01:19:44.000 Lack of understanding about human nature because that's what people do.
01:19:48.000 We know that.
01:19:51.000 It's either willful ignorance or you're purposely lying so that you fit in the group.
01:19:58.000 The same way we were talking about earlier about ideologies that people slip into because it gives you comfort.
01:20:04.000 This is like There was a video recently where Adele lost a lot of weight.
01:20:14.000 Why did people celebrate that?
01:20:15.000 I was so pissed off about that.
01:20:17.000 People that celebrated her weight loss.
01:20:21.000 These are the same people who are like, you look good no matter what size you are.
01:20:26.000 That's an interesting perspective.
01:20:28.000 That's not what I was saying though.
01:20:29.000 No, but what I'm saying is, to me, the celebrity audience that celebrated her losing the weight Was saying people that say you should feel great no matter what size you are.
01:20:40.000 I think it sent out the wrong message.
01:20:42.000 Well, I think it's great to lose weight because when you lose weight you get healthy.
01:20:47.000 But there was a lot of people that were saying that we shouldn't do that.
01:20:51.000 Because one thing that I read that was hilarious was saying that it's actually fat phobic to celebrate her weight loss because we don't know what she's going through.
01:21:00.000 She might actually be going through a hard time right now because she just got divorced and maybe that's why she's losing weight because she's not doing well and she's ill.
01:21:06.000 Or she works out and doesn't eat cake!
01:21:10.000 Like, my whole thing is, if you're gonna, I just hate who, I hate people, and this is a lot of celebrities, and this is a lot of, it's like, no matter what size you are, we love you, right?
01:21:22.000 And then a girl lose weight, and then you really see who they are.
01:21:25.000 Oh, you look great now, we love you.
01:21:27.000 Okay, but hold on.
01:21:28.000 I understand.
01:21:29.000 No matter what size you are, I do love you.
01:21:32.000 Like, I have friends that are fat, and I love them.
01:21:34.000 And I've talked to some of them and tried to get them to lose weight, but they don't want to lose weight.
01:21:38.000 But if they did lose weight, I'd be like, dude, you look great.
01:21:41.000 Congratulations.
01:21:42.000 It's healthier.
01:21:43.000 Yes.
01:21:43.000 But I still love them no matter what size they are.
01:21:46.000 I understand that.
01:21:47.000 I'm not going to hate someone because they're fat.
01:21:48.000 But to me, it's a wrong message.
01:21:50.000 If you're going to say you love me no matter what size you are...
01:21:53.000 And I'm talking...
01:21:55.000 This is more celebrity-driven.
01:21:57.000 You got to stop listening to celebrities, bro.
01:22:00.000 No, it's just...
01:22:01.000 No, this is more celebrity.
01:22:02.000 You listen to Katy Perry, How to Live Your Life.
01:22:05.000 You gotta run around in circles like a fucking dog chasing a tail.
01:22:08.000 No, I'm not that dude.
01:22:08.000 I'm not that dude.
01:22:09.000 I know you're not.
01:22:10.000 What I'm saying is, don't put out this message that body image doesn't really matter, and then when a girl loses weight, you're like, oh, it really does matter.
01:22:20.000 You're just contradicting yourself.
01:22:22.000 Yes.
01:22:22.000 Like me, I don't care if Adele's big or small.
01:22:25.000 I do.
01:22:26.000 I want her to look hot.
01:22:29.000 She looks good now.
01:22:30.000 I like it.
01:22:31.000 As long as she can sing, that's all I care about.
01:22:33.000 Well, I do care about that, but I care when anybody loses weight because it gives people inspiration.
01:22:37.000 The same way that Jocko video, that gives people inspiration.
01:22:42.000 The same way Goggins, that gives people inspiration.
01:22:44.000 Those people are important.
01:22:46.000 And Adele's important.
01:22:48.000 Doing that, man, how many women that were overweight looked at her and were like, I'm gonna fucking get my shit together now?
01:22:54.000 What's that other girl?
01:22:54.000 Rebel?
01:22:55.000 Rebel Wilson, when she did that movie?
01:22:57.000 She lost a ton of weight.
01:22:58.000 Oh, yeah.
01:22:58.000 That girl looks really good now.
01:22:59.000 She's lost a ton of weight.
01:23:00.000 And then, same thing.
01:23:02.000 The lazy fatos that want to stay lazy fatos, they get mad.
01:23:06.000 Like, you're just defining beauty standards.
01:23:09.000 And she was amazing before.
01:23:11.000 And, you know, it's not good to be skinny.
01:23:14.000 And there's a bunch of people out there that will come up with any fucking reason why they can just eat cake.
01:23:20.000 And it's not real.
01:23:22.000 Look, my thing is, as long as you're healthy.
01:23:24.000 Some people are healthier.
01:23:26.000 But, like, my thing is, if you go to a doctor and you're too big and they say, hey, you're not healthy right now.
01:23:34.000 You know, you need to change that?
01:23:35.000 That's terrible for you.
01:23:37.000 But if you're a little bigger and you're healthy, because I know some big people that are healthy.
01:23:41.000 I bet you don't.
01:23:42.000 I do.
01:23:43.000 I bet you don't.
01:23:44.000 I bet you know big people that would be healthy if they lost weight, but they're not healthy if they're fat.
01:23:50.000 Obesity is one of the worst things.
01:23:51.000 I'm not talking about obesity.
01:23:52.000 I mean, they're just big people.
01:23:54.000 Okay.
01:23:55.000 Like football players.
01:23:56.000 Yes.
01:23:56.000 Okay.
01:23:57.000 Well, that's different.
01:23:57.000 That's not obese.
01:23:58.000 Yeah.
01:23:59.000 Well, that's what I'm talking about.
01:24:00.000 Big people.
01:24:00.000 Well, they made it look a little better if they got six packs.
01:24:02.000 Yeah.
01:24:04.000 That's what I meant.
01:24:05.000 I don't mean obese.
01:24:07.000 I thought you were talking about bigger people.
01:24:10.000 Like Rebel before she lost all the weight.
01:24:12.000 She was obese.
01:24:14.000 Yeah, I'm just saying it's a thing where...
01:24:16.000 Ralphie Mae.
01:24:18.000 I know so many people Went to Ralphie Mae and was like, dude, you got to lose weight.
01:24:25.000 Oh, I was one of them.
01:24:26.000 You have to, man.
01:24:27.000 Yeah, but he had an issue.
01:24:29.000 There was whatever, the wiring of his mind, it wasn't going to work.
01:24:35.000 He was going to eat and he was going to keep eating and whatever it was.
01:24:39.000 I don't know what the demon was, but whatever his demon was, maybe he could have shifted and changed and people have, but it didn't happen while he was alive.
01:24:50.000 I tell you, one of the nicest men ever.
01:24:53.000 He was a great guy.
01:24:54.000 He was a great guy.
01:24:55.000 I went to Nashville with Sarah Tiana, and he took us, and of course, we were like, oh, let's just hang out.
01:25:00.000 He goes, no, we're going to go to his breakfast place.
01:25:01.000 So he takes us to the best biscuit place in Nashville, you know, in Tennessee.
01:25:07.000 But it was just him, like, hearing about me and coming out and hanging out, just as a comic.
01:25:13.000 He was a sweetheart.
01:25:14.000 Yeah, he was the sweetheart of a guy.
01:25:16.000 It was a sad loss that no one was surprised by.
01:25:21.000 Yes!
01:25:22.000 That's the problem, you know?
01:25:23.000 It's like if you have a friend and that friend is an alcoholic and they die of liver cancer, you gotta go, you know, I love them, he's a great guy, but no one's shocked that that was the result.
01:25:35.000 And that's the same thing with obesity.
01:25:37.000 It's like no one's shocked when you do that to your body and then you wind up dying.
01:25:42.000 It's not shocking.
01:25:44.000 Still sad.
01:25:44.000 It comes with it.
01:25:45.000 I just think...
01:25:46.000 I know what you're saying about the celebrity thing, but I really think that it's along the lines of what we were talking about before with religion and political ideologies.
01:25:58.000 People that are celebrities feel like...
01:26:01.000 They're putting out this thing that helps their image.
01:26:04.000 And the thing is, you can't say anything even remotely controversial.
01:26:08.000 If they do, people come down on you.
01:26:11.000 And if you're going to say something controversial, it should be controversial that leans towards the side of being liberal and being open-minded and being compassionate.
01:26:23.000 I don't think that being dishonest about the real negative health consequences of being fat is positive.
01:26:32.000 I think it's negative.
01:26:34.000 I think ultimately, if you can...
01:26:35.000 Look, fat shaming is a real thing, right?
01:26:37.000 People get mad when people fat shame.
01:26:39.000 But let me tell you something.
01:26:40.000 When someone fat shames you and you feel bad, you lose weight.
01:26:43.000 If you want to act on that, a lot of people do.
01:26:46.000 It's a bad feeling.
01:26:47.000 That bad feeling makes you feel like shit and you go out and you do something about it.
01:26:51.000 The reason why they make you feel like shit is because it works.
01:26:55.000 Or you got to take the other side of the coin on that.
01:26:57.000 Some people feel worse and then do awful things to themselves.
01:27:01.000 Well, those people need to get their shit together.
01:27:03.000 But look, when people make you feel bad and then you make a correction.
01:27:07.000 Look, if someone said to me right now, hey, you're fat, I'd be like, okay.
01:27:11.000 That doesn't work.
01:27:12.000 You can say whatever you want.
01:27:13.000 It's not going to get in there.
01:27:14.000 But if I was a little fat and I have been in the past, I've had a little bit of a gut before.
01:27:19.000 And someone says you're fat, I'm like, ooh, okay, I've got to lose weight.
01:27:23.000 But if I didn't for years, if I kept going for years, then I would be obese.
01:27:27.000 And that's what it is.
01:27:28.000 You get on a path.
01:27:29.000 But it only pushes people that want to be pushed.
01:27:32.000 You see what I mean?
01:27:33.000 Sort of.
01:27:34.000 It's not going to work on people that...
01:27:36.000 It goes back to the lazy thing.
01:27:37.000 It doesn't work on lazy people.
01:27:39.000 Well, there's a lot of things.
01:27:40.000 Look, neither does education.
01:27:43.000 Neither does anything.
01:27:44.000 I mean, lazy people.
01:27:47.000 The inclination towards laziness, it's a part of the spectrum of human behavior.
01:27:53.000 And it's a bad thing.
01:27:56.000 It doesn't do anybody any good.
01:27:57.000 It's so unattractive.
01:28:00.000 Like, have you ever had a girlfriend that was lazy?
01:28:02.000 Yes.
01:28:03.000 Bro, see, look how you said that!
01:28:05.000 Look how you said it!
01:28:07.000 It's so unattractive.
01:28:09.000 It's unattractive to girls, it's unattractive to guys.
01:28:11.000 Having a significant other that's lazy is offensive.
01:28:15.000 I tell you what, if Twitter and Instagram, people going after people, if there was work involved with doing that, if you actually had to go through steps and work to do that, you would have no comments.
01:28:27.000 If people actually had to work To put a comment up?
01:28:32.000 Yeah.
01:28:32.000 Oh, it would decrease by 90%.
01:28:34.000 Well, a lot of what comments are is lazy.
01:28:37.000 It's people on their couch being lazy going, oh, let me comment about this person.
01:28:42.000 Fuck him or fuck her.
01:28:44.000 But people in your life that are lazy It's very unattractive and it makes you angry.
01:28:51.000 If you're not lazy and someone's lazy and they're dragging you down, like if you're in business with someone and that person's lazy, it's horrendous.
01:28:59.000 Get away.
01:28:59.000 It's offensive.
01:29:00.000 Yeah.
01:29:01.000 And if you have a business together and this is your partner and your partner is fucking off and not doing the stuff they're supposed to do, when you tell them, hey, we got to take care of X, Y, and Z, and like, I don't want to do that.
01:29:13.000 Like, oh my God, I'm in business with this fucking lazy fuck.
01:29:17.000 That's a terrible feeling.
01:29:19.000 But if you're in business with someone and they're like, I'm on it.
01:29:22.000 Let's get this.
01:29:23.000 Let's do that.
01:29:23.000 Hey, maybe we can do that too.
01:29:25.000 Fuck yeah, let's push each other.
01:29:26.000 All right, let's go.
01:29:27.000 Let's get it together.
01:29:28.000 High five.
01:29:28.000 Woo!
01:29:29.000 And then you feed off each other.
01:29:30.000 People don't want that though.
01:29:31.000 A lot of people don't want that.
01:29:33.000 Lazy people don't want it.
01:29:34.000 Lazy people don't want it.
01:29:35.000 What's amazing to me, when my wife was pregnant, we were a second time with our girl.
01:29:40.000 That's five months now.
01:29:43.000 I was reading stories about mothers being shamed for losing weight so fast.
01:29:49.000 I've heard that.
01:29:51.000 Because other fatos get mad.
01:29:53.000 If you're not big, now you're shaming people for being skinny.
01:29:56.000 Literally, people will get in shape after two months, three months after working out.
01:30:02.000 And they're like, well, you're not spending any time with your kids since you're in shape now.
01:30:06.000 You've been working out, showing all these videos.
01:30:08.000 It's like, that's an hour a day.
01:30:10.000 Your kid sleeps 18 hours a day when they're first born.
01:30:13.000 Yeah.
01:30:13.000 You know, you're taking an hour for yourself, and you're getting...
01:30:16.000 Women get shamed for losing...
01:30:18.000 I'm like, now this is ridiculous.
01:30:19.000 We're just shaming people for no reason.
01:30:21.000 Well, it's just a bunch of people talking, and the problem is, it used to be you had to be around those people to hear it.
01:30:28.000 Yeah.
01:30:28.000 Now, those dumb fucks, they put it on Facebook, and the whole world can read it, and then other fat fucks chime in, too.
01:30:34.000 Yeah, I agree.
01:30:36.000 There's nothing wrong with it.
01:30:38.000 And if her husband's complaining, she should get rid of him.
01:30:41.000 Just stuffing their fat face with cake while they're writing it.
01:30:45.000 While they're typing it.
01:30:47.000 I don't understand.
01:30:51.000 I just don't understand.
01:30:51.000 It's fun to be mean towards lazy people, too.
01:30:53.000 When you say things like that, it's fun.
01:30:55.000 I enjoyed that.
01:30:57.000 Yeah, lazy people know they're lazy, too.
01:30:59.000 Yeah.
01:30:59.000 And that's what's great about it.
01:31:00.000 They're coming up with excuses for why you're wrong.
01:31:04.000 Guess what?
01:31:05.000 This whole segment right now about the lazy?
01:31:06.000 Yes.
01:31:07.000 People are really mad that are lazy.
01:31:09.000 Only lazy people.
01:31:10.000 Only lazy people.
01:31:10.000 Jocko approves this.
01:31:12.000 Oh, David Goggins is like, that's what I'm talking about.
01:31:15.000 Cam Haynes approves.
01:31:16.000 All those people approve.
01:31:17.000 Look, I have my friend Cam Haynes.
01:31:19.000 That fucking dude works a full-time job.
01:31:21.000 He works for the Department of Water and Power in Oregon.
01:31:23.000 He gets up every morning.
01:31:24.000 He doesn't have a day where he doesn't run 16 miles.
01:31:27.000 Every day he's running 10 miles.
01:31:29.000 Oftentimes we'll run a marathon a day.
01:31:31.000 He runs ultra marathons.
01:31:33.000 He runs these fucking 240 mile races that take three days.
01:31:37.000 Works a full-time job.
01:31:38.000 Also one of the best bow hunters in the world.
01:31:40.000 And every day, you go to his Instagram, every day, it's him lifting weights, it's him running, it's him talking, it's him saying, have a great day, everybody.
01:31:48.000 He's got a different approach to Jocko.
01:31:50.000 He's not screaming, you know, failure's not an option!
01:31:52.000 He's got a different approach, but that motherfucker gets after it every single day.
01:31:56.000 So if you ever feel like, like, oh, you know, I think I do too much, go to Cam Haynes, go to his Instagram page, Cameron Haynes, Cameron R. Haynes on Instagram, and you'll go, oh, I don't fucking do anything.
01:32:07.000 No.
01:32:08.000 I don't do shit.
01:32:08.000 This guy's got a full-time job and a family.
01:32:10.000 You realize, when you think you do a lot, you'll find people that do way more than you, and you're like, oh, I'm fucking lazy compared to that person.
01:32:17.000 If you think you do a lot, David Goggins is running right now.
01:32:20.000 Right now?
01:32:21.000 Running.
01:32:21.000 Screaming.
01:32:22.000 Stay hard, motherfucker!
01:32:24.000 Screaming while running into a pole.
01:32:27.000 Yeah.
01:32:28.000 Yeah, man.
01:32:29.000 I mean, but those kind of people, they'll let you know that there's more on the table.
01:32:32.000 You can get more out of your life.
01:32:34.000 You can squeeze out more.
01:32:37.000 And it's not for everybody.
01:32:38.000 Like, that's not for everybody.
01:32:40.000 But for everybody, doing your best is something that you should strive for.
01:32:46.000 For everybody.
01:32:46.000 Whatever that best is.
01:32:48.000 I mean, man, if you want to just do yoga three or four days a week or something like that, that's all you like to do physically.
01:32:53.000 That's great, too.
01:32:54.000 You don't have to be that guy who runs 100 miles.
01:32:56.000 No.
01:32:56.000 You don't have to be that guy that said, like Jocko, four o'clock in the morning, throwing kettlebells around like a savage.
01:33:01.000 You don't have to.
01:33:02.000 You don't have to.
01:33:03.000 But you should do something to push yourself.
01:33:06.000 And there's a great value in that.
01:33:08.000 There's a great reward in that.
01:33:09.000 And there's no reward in talking shit on moms who lose weight too quickly because they're dedicated and healthy and they work out well.
01:33:17.000 And also, first of all, there's a reality to that, too, with moms.
01:33:20.000 It's not fair.
01:33:22.000 I know...
01:33:23.000 Moms who are like fitness enthusiasts that gained a lot of weight during their pregnancy and they have a really hard time losing it.
01:33:29.000 Their body just doesn't bounce back like other people's bodies.
01:33:32.000 Some women are just savages.
01:33:33.000 Like two weeks later they got a flat stomach.
01:33:35.000 What?
01:33:36.000 Look at this bitch.
01:33:37.000 But it's genetics as well.
01:33:38.000 It's genetics.
01:33:38.000 So you can't blame a person because they got good genetics and they've been working out.
01:33:43.000 Right, and you also can't blame someone who has bad genetics either.
01:33:46.000 And not lose it.
01:33:46.000 But I feel bad for women because if they're a little bit too big, they get criticized.
01:33:52.000 If they lose weight, now you're too skinny.
01:33:55.000 Yeah, but the skinny thing, you're only getting it from dumb, fat, lazy bitches.
01:34:01.000 Were they getting mad at you?
01:34:02.000 Oh, I can't see it coming from dudes.
01:34:05.000 I can't see a dude going, hey, she got too hot too quick.
01:34:09.000 Fucking whore.
01:34:11.000 That's not real.
01:34:12.000 No dudes are doing that.
01:34:13.000 The anger is going to come from people that are unlucky genetically.
01:34:19.000 But you can't...
01:34:21.000 Point to them and be mad at them.
01:34:23.000 No!
01:34:24.000 There was this one lady though that she took a whole lot of shit because she had a kid and she posted her being pregnant and then she posted what she looked like a couple months later working out and she was saying don't be lazy.
01:34:38.000 I remember that and people got mad.
01:34:41.000 They lost their shit.
01:34:42.000 Shit!
01:34:42.000 And she was like, this is her thing.
01:34:45.000 Like, you're going to her to look at her page.
01:34:49.000 But that's a different thing, because she's clearly got a great genetic roll of the dice.
01:34:54.000 And she's shitting on those women that don't have that.
01:34:58.000 Don't be lazy.
01:34:59.000 Well, listen.
01:35:00.000 Some women are not lazy.
01:35:02.000 Some women, they get pregnant, and it takes months and months for them to lose weight.
01:35:07.000 And it's hard, and it's a struggle.
01:35:10.000 And other girls, they just bounce back like a rubber band.
01:35:13.000 It's crazy.
01:35:14.000 It's not fair.
01:35:15.000 But life's not fair.
01:35:16.000 Some dudes are seven feet tall with giant dicks.
01:35:18.000 There's not a goddamn thing you could do about that.
01:35:20.000 Can you imagine being seven feet tall with no dick?
01:35:22.000 That'd be amazing.
01:35:23.000 That'd be horrible.
01:35:24.000 That'd be horrible.
01:35:26.000 The disappointment in a woman.
01:35:27.000 I can't.
01:35:28.000 Like, oh, I'm going to get it tonight.
01:35:30.000 It's like terrible.
01:35:32.000 Or even a regular dick.
01:35:33.000 Yeah.
01:35:33.000 It's just a regular dick.
01:35:34.000 It would look weird.
01:35:35.000 Oh, my God.
01:35:36.000 I haven't thought about it that much, but that would be weird.
01:35:38.000 Yeah, like if Shaq had a regular dick.
01:35:41.000 Like, what in the hell is that doing on you?
01:35:44.000 Everything else is enormous, a size 40 shoe, a hand as big as this table, and a regular dick.
01:35:51.000 Like, what?
01:35:52.000 Like, what just happened, man?
01:35:53.000 That's outrageous!
01:35:55.000 Yeah, but life's not fair genetically.
01:35:57.000 It's not fair intellectually.
01:35:58.000 It's not fair genetically.
01:36:00.000 It's not fair with the parents.
01:36:02.000 You don't get, you know, there's some people that get extremely fortunate with their parents.
01:36:07.000 Oh, absolutely.
01:36:08.000 My parents are great.
01:36:09.000 Still married.
01:36:10.000 And they love me.
01:36:12.000 And I love them.
01:36:13.000 And we talk all the time.
01:36:14.000 But I know a lot of friends that parents are divorced or had only one parent growing up.
01:36:20.000 And that's a struggle they had to deal with.
01:36:23.000 And my struggle was different.
01:36:25.000 Yeah.
01:36:26.000 You know?
01:36:27.000 You're right.
01:36:28.000 Life is not fair.
01:36:29.000 Life is not fair.
01:36:30.000 No, it's not fair.
01:36:31.000 But people should be fair.
01:36:32.000 People should be nice and people should be fair.
01:36:34.000 But circumstances are not fair.
01:36:36.000 There's really good people that get hit by cars every day.
01:36:38.000 100%.
01:36:39.000 There's wonderful people that get leukemia.
01:36:41.000 And this idea that somehow or another that it's not...
01:36:45.000 It's not supposed to happen that way.
01:36:47.000 There's something wrong.
01:36:48.000 Someone fucked up.
01:36:50.000 No, it's just the randomness of life is not fair.
01:36:53.000 And also the fact that, look, you don't live that long, man.
01:36:58.000 No.
01:36:58.000 You're talking to a 52-year-old man.
01:37:00.000 I'm 52 years old.
01:37:01.000 Even saying that, I'm like, that can't be real.
01:37:03.000 It doesn't seem real.
01:37:04.000 You ever wonder, like, I got another 25, 30 years.
01:37:08.000 No, I get up and I just do it.
01:37:11.000 I just get up and do it every day.
01:37:12.000 That's what I do.
01:37:13.000 I live in the moment, get up and do it every day.
01:37:15.000 I live in the moment as much as I can.
01:37:16.000 I think my thing is to push me, because I always have goals every day too, is to push me.
01:37:22.000 It's like, yo, I'm halfway done.
01:37:24.000 I gotta get it.
01:37:25.000 You know, like that's just my motivation.
01:37:27.000 There's a difference between being 50 today and being 50 in the past.
01:37:31.000 There's a great picture of one of the Golden Girls that said, it says like 50 in 1985, and then it has a picture of J-Lo swinging on a pole.
01:37:41.000 It's like 50 in 2020. It's fucking different, man.
01:37:45.000 There's people exercise today, people take care of their bodies today, and they never didn't.
01:37:52.000 As long as you never went through this period where you slacked off and ate cake and slept all day, if you never went through that period of alcoholism and drug abuse where you wrecked your body, man, you could hold on a lot longer than anybody ever thought you could.
01:38:07.000 What's crazy to me is when I was growing up, dads looked like dads.
01:38:13.000 Yeah, they had dad bods.
01:38:14.000 Yeah, the body, but just physically.
01:38:17.000 They look like a dad, where today, you couldn't tell who's a dad, who's single.
01:38:22.000 Everybody's taking care of themselves.
01:38:24.000 It's a different world.
01:38:25.000 But it's education.
01:38:27.000 It is.
01:38:27.000 People understand that now.
01:38:29.000 They understand, like, hey, you really do need to do something.
01:38:32.000 It's not an option, whether or not you exercise.
01:38:35.000 If you want to be a healthy person, it's a mandatory thing that you need to do.
01:38:41.000 When you...
01:38:43.000 Speaking about healthy, when you were in Florida, I want to take it back.
01:38:47.000 When you were in Florida...
01:38:48.000 Speaking of healthy.
01:38:49.000 Yeah, right.
01:38:51.000 Florida.
01:38:52.000 The most unhealthiest place in the world.
01:38:55.000 When you were going back and forth, did you kind of stay away from people in airports or...
01:39:01.000 No, I didn't stay away from people.
01:39:02.000 I mean, I took pictures with some people.
01:39:05.000 I was a little weirded out by it.
01:39:06.000 Like, maybe I probably shouldn't be doing this.
01:39:08.000 But my take on it was, you know, wash your hands.
01:39:13.000 Don't do anything stupid.
01:39:16.000 Don't let anybody cough on you or anything like that.
01:39:18.000 Like, everybody...
01:39:19.000 I was around for the most part, other than the people in the hotel.
01:39:23.000 Everyone was tested.
01:39:25.000 All the people at the UFC were tested.
01:39:26.000 All the fighters were tested.
01:39:27.000 The workers in the hotel?
01:39:29.000 Okay.
01:39:29.000 Everyone was tested.
01:39:31.000 And, you know, in the hotel, everybody had masks on.
01:39:34.000 All the people, like, I ate at a Morton's Steakhouse.
01:39:37.000 It was very nice to sit down.
01:39:38.000 They had masks on, too?
01:39:40.000 Yeah.
01:39:40.000 Me and my buddy, Eddie Bravo, were sitting there eating a meal like a grown-up.
01:39:46.000 It was amazing.
01:39:47.000 It's like the real world again.
01:39:48.000 Was there anybody in the restaurant?
01:39:50.000 No.
01:39:50.000 There was a couple other people.
01:39:52.000 Yeah, there was one older couple, no mask, and some young people at the bar, no mask.
01:39:56.000 I tell you, when I first got out, when they first cleared me in my neighborhood, because everybody knew, like literally I would walk outside and go for a walk.
01:40:04.000 They would scatter.
01:40:05.000 They would run inside their house.
01:40:06.000 If their kids were outside playing, they would call them in to go inside.
01:40:10.000 I went to my, I'm not going to say the name of the coffee place, but I went to my local coffee place.
01:40:16.000 And since I didn't post, I was cleared.
01:40:20.000 They, the manager of the store, sent me a nasty, on my Instagram, sent me a nasty message.
01:40:26.000 How could you endanger all our workers by coming in and you have corona?
01:40:31.000 This is after three weeks I've been cleared.
01:40:35.000 And it's almost like you're being...
01:40:37.000 So you've been tested and everything?
01:40:38.000 I've been tested and everything.
01:40:39.000 I've been cleared.
01:40:40.000 And it's a thing.
01:40:41.000 I got tested.
01:40:42.000 The manager said that?
01:40:43.000 The manager reached out to me personally on my Instagram.
01:40:46.000 Did you respond to them?
01:40:47.000 Yeah, I called their district manager and goes, this is prejudice?
01:40:52.000 Like, I've been cleared for three weeks.
01:40:54.000 And I have a manager just because I didn't post that I was cleared on Instagram.
01:40:58.000 It's also shitty.
01:40:59.000 It's very shitty.
01:41:00.000 Shitty way to approach someone who almost died.
01:41:03.000 Yeah.
01:41:03.000 And I was so angry.
01:41:04.000 And they were scared I was going to sue.
01:41:07.000 And I just said- They send you free coffee?
01:41:10.000 I didn't ask for shit.
01:41:11.000 But they scared you were going to sue.
01:41:13.000 Yeah, they were scared.
01:41:14.000 It was really bad, and I was angry.
01:41:16.000 But then I saw it, like, on my street.
01:41:19.000 Like, I was a plague.
01:41:20.000 Like, people, like, literally would run inside.
01:41:22.000 Is that alleviated, or is that subsided?
01:41:25.000 Oh, no, now it's fine.
01:41:26.000 Now it's fine.
01:41:27.000 Now me, I'm trying to stay away from people.
01:41:30.000 Because you don't want to catch your dad.
01:41:31.000 No, I feel good because I took that immunity test, and they said I had the long immunity.
01:41:38.000 What does that mean?
01:41:39.000 So, I don't know the term.
01:41:41.000 But there's a long immunity and a short immunity.
01:41:43.000 It's IG and I... It's some...
01:41:46.000 And this is the antibodies?
01:41:47.000 There's an antibody test you can take at this place called NexHealth where...
01:41:52.000 It's not FDA approved, but it shows you, like, your strand.
01:41:56.000 Is it long immunity?
01:41:57.000 Is it short immunity?
01:41:58.000 Hmm.
01:41:59.000 And they said I had long immunity because it was so bad.
01:42:02.000 Usually...
01:42:02.000 It sounds like you went to a fortune teller, bro.
01:42:04.000 I don't know.
01:42:06.000 Look at your hand!
01:42:08.000 The gypsies looking at your hand!
01:42:10.000 But it said, like, usually the people that get it the worst...
01:42:15.000 This is your lifeline.
01:42:16.000 It's long.
01:42:17.000 It's long.
01:42:18.000 You will live long.
01:42:19.000 The people that get it the worst have long immunity?
01:42:21.000 No.
01:42:21.000 Longer immunity.
01:42:22.000 But it works just like the flu.
01:42:24.000 All the mis-mess- wear a mask, don't wear a mask.
01:42:27.000 To me, it was all bullshit at the beginning.
01:42:29.000 It's like, why wouldn't you tell everybody to wear a mask?
01:42:31.000 I posted something on my Instagram today that was from 60 Minutes.
01:42:34.000 I guess it was like last month.
01:42:36.000 I think it was last month.
01:42:38.000 Dr. Fauci from March somewhere.
01:42:40.000 He was saying you don't have to wear a mask.
01:42:43.000 Unless you have something.
01:42:45.000 The mask is not necessarily going to protect you.
01:42:49.000 There's a cool mask that I saw that's advertised, though, that they set this mask up.
01:42:54.000 This mask like seals to your face.
01:42:56.000 They set this mask up in this tube, and they blew cigarette smoke into the tube.
01:43:02.000 And then on the other side of the mask, it was clear.
01:43:04.000 It's pretty interesting.
01:43:06.000 But the whole mask thing is like, if you know, they knew people were asymptomatic back then.
01:43:12.000 So you're saying only the people with problems need to wear a mask?
01:43:16.000 But you know people are asymptomatic.
01:43:18.000 Well, they didn't know how many people were asymptomatic.
01:43:20.000 Now they realize as many as 78% of people who catch this are asymptomatic, which is really crazy.
01:43:26.000 But even if you know, 3% is asymptomatic.
01:43:28.000 But they didn't know it back then.
01:43:29.000 Yes, they did.
01:43:30.000 They didn't really...
01:43:31.000 When he was doing this?
01:43:32.000 Oh yeah, they knew people were asymptomatic.
01:43:35.000 When did they know this?
01:43:37.000 Oh, man.
01:43:38.000 I mean, who knows?
01:43:39.000 This was March, I think, that Fauci was on 60 Minutes, wasn't it?
01:43:42.000 But they had reports that people, like in February, were asymptomatic.
01:43:46.000 This is what I'm hearing.
01:43:47.000 They knew in February that people were asymptomatic.
01:43:50.000 There's so much conflicting information, which is part of the problem.
01:43:52.000 But regardless, if you know, okay, they did know this.
01:43:55.000 They knew people could get it by droplets in March.
01:43:58.000 They did know that.
01:44:00.000 So, if people can get it in droplets, why would you have the only people that are having symptoms wear a mask?
01:44:07.000 If you can get it in droplets, that means if I'm healthy, I can get it from your droplets.
01:44:12.000 You see what I mean?
01:44:13.000 That means everybody can give it to everybody.
01:44:14.000 Everybody can give it to everybody.
01:44:15.000 So why wouldn't you just say everybody wear a mask?
01:44:16.000 Well, there was so much confusion.
01:44:18.000 You know, the World Health Organization in January tweeted that according to China, it cannot be transmitted from person to person.
01:44:25.000 That was in January.
01:44:28.000 It's changing so much.
01:44:29.000 But the World Health Organization has been in bed with China from the beginning, and it's really a big part of the problem with this is that the disinformation that the Chinese government had put out to try to alleviate some of the blame, I mean, that's their game.
01:44:42.000 Their game is alleviate blame and take control of the narrative.
01:44:47.000 So the World Health Organization was in bed with them.
01:44:51.000 I mean, that's why Trump, although it's widely criticized that he stopped funding to the World Health Organization, this is his rationalization for that.
01:44:59.000 Like, they have done terrible things.
01:45:01.000 What also fits his narrative, though, too.
01:45:03.000 But it's true, regardless of whether or not it fits his narrative.
01:45:06.000 It is true.
01:45:07.000 And it fits his narrative.
01:45:08.000 If it didn't fit his narrative, he wouldn't have took the money away.
01:45:11.000 The narrative of the World Health Organization?
01:45:13.000 Yes, it's their fault.
01:45:15.000 It's the World Health Organization's fault.
01:45:17.000 It's their fault that we're in this, even though we knew about it before it got here.
01:45:21.000 We did know about it before it got there, but the World Health Organization did say that in January.
01:45:27.000 100%.
01:45:27.000 Yeah.
01:45:27.000 Have you seen the tweet?
01:45:28.000 Because it's pretty crazy when you read it today.
01:45:30.000 It's like, wow.
01:45:31.000 Like, this is just a few months ago.
01:45:33.000 Yeah.
01:45:34.000 This is four and a half months ago that they said this, and then you're looking at it like, holy Christ.
01:45:40.000 I mean, my thing is, just going back to March 6th, 11 deaths.
01:45:44.000 In just this short amount of time, over 80,000.
01:45:46.000 Montana only has one.
01:45:48.000 We need to go to Montana.
01:45:49.000 I know, that's what I'm saying.
01:45:51.000 I'm all up in Montana.
01:45:52.000 They just opened up the restaurants again.
01:45:55.000 Do you...
01:45:55.000 If you had to guess, when...
01:45:58.000 I mean, you do, like, arenas, but for normal comedians like me to do, like, clubs, when do you think...
01:46:05.000 Well, I do clubs, too.
01:46:06.000 I'm hoping we can do clubs soon.
01:46:09.000 I mean, I'm really hoping we can get things going in California again, but...
01:46:16.000 Bill Maher had a great rant about it.
01:46:17.000 It was really good stuff.
01:46:19.000 If you go to Eddie Bravo's Instagram...
01:46:22.000 Well, we can't play it anyway.
01:46:23.000 But Bill Maher had a really good rant that the key to this is not going to be stay at home forever.
01:46:29.000 No, it's not.
01:46:31.000 This is not how the immune system works.
01:46:33.000 The key is having a healthy body.
01:46:35.000 And this idea that your body doesn't know what to do with this, your immune system has never experienced that.
01:46:39.000 Your immune system, if it's functioning correctly...
01:46:42.000 It will fight this off.
01:46:44.000 Your situation shows that your immune system was dragged down.
01:46:49.000 But my doctor said my immune system, I was opposite.
01:46:53.000 My immune system was so strong, it caused problems.
01:46:56.000 It overreacted.
01:46:57.000 Well, this was the reason why they think hydroxychloroquine works, right?
01:47:01.000 Because it stops that cytokine storm that happens from your immune system overreacting?
01:47:07.000 That's what they said at the time.
01:47:09.000 I don't know.
01:47:10.000 Like, I don't...
01:47:12.000 I don't know, but my doctor was like...
01:47:14.000 But you were run down, right?
01:47:15.000 I was run down.
01:47:16.000 So that's your immune system running down.
01:47:17.000 Yeah, but from what my doctor said is my immune system was in overdrive.
01:47:23.000 But like I said, I don't really know.
01:47:25.000 That's the problem.
01:47:27.000 There's no clear answer.
01:47:29.000 I go every four hours.
01:47:31.000 I go, oh, this is bullshit.
01:47:33.000 Everyone's going to be fine.
01:47:34.000 And then four hours later, we're all going to die.
01:47:37.000 That's what it was like in March.
01:47:39.000 In March, there was so much conflicting information.
01:47:42.000 I didn't know whether or not we're going to be okay or not.
01:47:45.000 The doctor I talked to said he had a patient that was rolling at about 60% oxygen level.
01:47:52.000 And you're supposed to be between like 94 and 100. And the guy didn't even know his oxygen level.
01:47:58.000 He was just acting normal.
01:47:59.000 And they said that's the thing that's confusing doctors right now.
01:48:02.000 It could be like you're climbing a mountain, but you're not breathing hard.
01:48:06.000 You're just normal.
01:48:07.000 So that's what I believe.
01:48:09.000 Climbing a mountain?
01:48:10.000 So you could be exercising while that was happening?
01:48:12.000 No.
01:48:13.000 Well, no, no, no.
01:48:14.000 What I'm saying is the same oxygen levels you would get from climbing a high mountain, like 60. Right.
01:48:18.000 I think the problem is so many people do so little with their body that even when, although we're saying asymptomatic, for a lot of these people, it's like they don't ever push themselves.
01:48:31.000 So they don't even know their body is operating so weakly.
01:48:34.000 No, what they're saying is, on this part, is the oxygen level in a person that would come in with corona was at 60%.
01:48:42.000 Yes.
01:48:42.000 But they were...
01:48:43.000 They were functioning like it was at 94, 96, where they're supposed to be passed out.
01:48:49.000 Right, but they're not exercising.
01:48:51.000 No.
01:48:52.000 But do you hear what I'm saying then?
01:48:53.000 What I'm saying is they don't push themselves to the point where they find out that their body's at 60%.
01:49:00.000 If you're a person who exercises all the time and you're used to, you're in tune with your body, and then you're working out, you're like, God, I'm fucking dragging ass.
01:49:08.000 That happened to my friend's son, and he had it.
01:49:10.000 And the way they found out, his mom had it, but he had it, and the way he found out, he was like, he's dragging ass when he's working out.
01:49:18.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.
01:49:19.000 I see what you're saying.
01:49:20.000 Because when you push yourself, that's when you find out.
01:49:22.000 If you're just kind of strolling through life, you don't really need 100% of your oxygen, right?
01:49:27.000 Because you never get to that point.
01:49:30.000 But when you do push yourself and you're like, wow, there's something wrong here.
01:49:33.000 I feel really fatigued and really shitty.
01:49:36.000 Well, I mean, they must have felt it because they were in the hospital.
01:49:40.000 So, I mean, they were at 60% oxygen in the hospital.
01:49:44.000 So how are you saying they're asymptomatic if they were in the hospital?
01:49:46.000 I never said they were asymptomatic.
01:49:47.000 I said these people were in the hospital knowing something's wrong.
01:49:51.000 I'm confused.
01:49:51.000 Okay.
01:49:52.000 Because you're saying it like these people were running around like there was nothing wrong.
01:49:56.000 No, no, no, no.
01:49:56.000 I'm saying the doctors are confused right now because the normal oxygen level is between 94 and 100. There are people checking in with corona that don't feel well, but they're at 60% oxygen level, which you shouldn't be able to function.
01:50:11.000 Why not?
01:50:12.000 I don't know the technical, but this is what the doctor's saying where you could look it up, but you shouldn't be able to function, but they're texting, they're acting like nothing's wrong, but they're sick.
01:50:22.000 I think there's so many people that are so used to feeling like shit.
01:50:25.000 I don't know, but that level is so low.
01:50:30.000 Like they said they should be not even moving.
01:50:32.000 Yeah, I was reading something about that as well.
01:50:35.000 But I'm not a doctor, so I don't know how to explain it right.
01:50:37.000 But that's what's confusing to them right now.
01:50:39.000 And then you hear the kid thing now.
01:50:41.000 The kids are getting a certain form of it.
01:50:44.000 Like 85 kids in New York.
01:50:47.000 85 kids?
01:50:48.000 85 kids.
01:50:49.000 I mean, it's a small number, but...
01:50:50.000 What are they getting?
01:50:52.000 It's attached to coronavirus.
01:50:53.000 It's inflammation inside, and it's not...
01:50:57.000 Like I said, I'm not a doctor, but I just read about it today.
01:51:00.000 I like how you have to keep saying I'm not a doctor.
01:51:02.000 I do, because people will take your shit so seriously.
01:51:05.000 Like, well, he went through corona, he must know everything about it.
01:51:08.000 No, I know nothing.
01:51:10.000 I like how you gave it a southern accent right there.
01:51:11.000 I know, I did.
01:51:13.000 I do that too.
01:51:15.000 Why is that?
01:51:16.000 Because a lot of them are really dumb.
01:51:19.000 Do you know where that came from?
01:51:22.000 Do you know what that's from?
01:51:23.000 Honestly, hookworm.
01:51:24.000 Hookworm?
01:51:25.000 Yeah, it's really crazy.
01:51:27.000 The stereotype of the lazy, mouth-breathing southerner came from massive amounts of people that were infected with parasites.
01:51:40.000 And these parasites were extremely common, particularly when people walk around barefoot and they would get these worms.
01:51:46.000 These worms would get into their system and one of the side effects of these worms was a decreased brain function.
01:51:53.000 So that's a real stereotype that came from a real thing.
01:51:58.000 Wow!
01:51:58.000 Yeah, pull up a hookworm in the South and then stereotypes.
01:52:04.000 Because, yeah, I forget who told me this.
01:52:07.000 Then I wound up going on a deep dive one night and just reading article upon article about this where...
01:52:14.000 They didn't even find out that this was a thing until I think it was like the 1960s.
01:52:18.000 They found out about this hookworm parasite and this parasite that was extremely prevalent in the South.
01:52:25.000 This thing is many of like how hookworm gave the South a bad name.
01:52:29.000 Hookworms once sapped the American South of its health, yet few realize they continue to affect millions.
01:52:35.000 So this worm would infect people.
01:52:41.000 Make that a little larger, please.
01:52:42.000 For more than three centuries, a plague of unshakable lethargy blanketed the American South.
01:52:47.000 It began with ground itch, in quotes, a prickly tingling in the tender webs between the toes, which was soon followed by a dry cough.
01:52:58.000 Weeks later, victims succumbed to an insatiable exhaustion and an impenetrable haziness of the mind that some called stupidity.
01:53:07.000 Adults neglected their fields and children grew pale and listless.
01:53:11.000 Victims developed grossly distended bellies and angel wings, emaciated shoulder blades accentuated by the hunching.
01:53:34.000 Wow.
01:53:36.000 Wow.
01:53:41.000 Parasites lived, fed, multiplied, and died within the guts of up to 40% of the population stretching from southeastern Texas to West Virginia.
01:53:51.000 Hookworm stymied development throughout the region and bred stereotypes about lazy, moronic southerners.
01:54:01.000 That's why you do it.
01:54:03.000 That's why we all do it.
01:54:04.000 We do it because it was a real thing.
01:54:06.000 And it was a real thing because these poor people were sick with parasites.
01:54:12.000 Wow.
01:54:13.000 Wow.
01:54:13.000 Wow.
01:54:14.000 Wow.
01:54:14.000 I learned some shit today, Joe.
01:54:16.000 Isn't that a nutty one?
01:54:17.000 That's a nutty one.
01:54:17.000 And I'm from Texas.
01:54:18.000 That's when you go, oh, okay.
01:54:20.000 Well, shit, that makes sense.
01:54:22.000 I always used to think it was just hot there, and it's hard to think.
01:54:25.000 Like, you know?
01:54:26.000 Well, now when people say, you don't sound like you're from Texas, I'm like, thank you.
01:54:29.000 You do a little bit.
01:54:30.000 I can hear a little bit.
01:54:31.000 Really?
01:54:31.000 Yeah, there's a touch.
01:54:33.000 I say y'all still.
01:54:34.000 There's a touch.
01:54:35.000 It's a touch.
01:54:36.000 You know?
01:54:37.000 No, you didn't know that.
01:54:38.000 There's no touch.
01:54:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54:40.000 Really?
01:54:41.000 Yeah, you have a touch of Southern, some Texan in there.
01:54:44.000 Just a touch.
01:54:45.000 Yeah.
01:54:45.000 But you're definitely not from New York.
01:54:47.000 No.
01:54:48.000 Yeah, I mean, you're not from Boston.
01:54:49.000 It's like you have something going on there.
01:54:52.000 Boston Corona's really bad right now.
01:54:53.000 Oh, it's real bad.
01:54:54.000 Yeah.
01:54:54.000 Yeah.
01:54:56.000 They believe that there's a different strain on the East Coast than on the West Coast.
01:54:59.000 I agree with that 100%.
01:55:01.000 You got that East Coast strain.
01:55:03.000 I know I did.
01:55:03.000 Yeah, you got that hot strain from New York.
01:55:05.000 Yeah.
01:55:06.000 Honestly, you did.
01:55:06.000 I think my friend sent me a picture because I didn't do any meet and greets, but I had friends come.
01:55:14.000 So he sent me a picture two weeks after they know I survived or like three weeks ago.
01:55:19.000 You're fine.
01:55:20.000 You're feeling good.
01:55:20.000 You're all good.
01:55:21.000 So he sends me a picture.
01:55:23.000 It's me and four of his friends.
01:55:25.000 He goes, we all got it.
01:55:26.000 We must have gave it to you.
01:55:28.000 Whoa, so you were hanging around with the fucking patient zeroes in New York.
01:55:33.000 Mm-hmm.
01:55:34.000 What were you guys doing?
01:55:35.000 Oh, you know how they come to the green room and just say, what's up, great show, and literally hug in, and it was one picture.
01:55:42.000 And they all got it.
01:55:43.000 And everybody in that picture had it.
01:55:45.000 So, the comedian, I know...
01:55:48.000 Who'd you work with in Gotham?
01:55:49.000 It was Tone Bell, and...
01:55:52.000 Did they get it?
01:55:54.000 Joe, no.
01:55:55.000 No.
01:55:55.000 No.
01:55:56.000 Nobody I worked with in New York and flew back with got it.
01:56:00.000 So it was only the people that you were hanging out with in the green room?
01:56:03.000 Because no comics were in the green room.
01:56:05.000 They came back, but then there was like five people, so they kind of...
01:56:09.000 So they're all coughing and digging into your fucking craft service.
01:56:14.000 Literally, I tell you, it was like two minutes.
01:56:18.000 But it was a bunch of hugs, kisses.
01:56:20.000 That's all it took.
01:56:21.000 That's all it took, man.
01:56:22.000 And he sent me the picture.
01:56:23.000 He says, now that we know you well...
01:56:25.000 And how did those people do it?
01:56:27.000 They survive it?
01:56:27.000 No problem?
01:56:28.000 All of them survived.
01:56:29.000 One person, one girl got sick for like two weeks, but it wasn't bad.
01:56:33.000 Not like...
01:56:33.000 You got it worse than anybody.
01:56:35.000 I haven't heard of any comics that I know have gotten it.
01:56:39.000 No, I haven't either.
01:56:40.000 I really think it had to do with you being so run down.
01:56:43.000 Yeah.
01:56:44.000 I mean, it's the only thing that makes sense, because I know, man, me personally, I am a different human being when I travel too much.
01:56:49.000 I just get wrecked.
01:56:51.000 Yeah.
01:56:51.000 You just get wrecked.
01:56:52.000 Like, my brain's foggy.
01:56:54.000 Like, my kids ask me questions.
01:56:55.000 I don't have the answers.
01:56:56.000 I don't have the will to do things.
01:56:58.000 Like, I'm a different person when I travel too much.
01:57:01.000 Yeah.
01:57:01.000 Well, it's a thing where, after I beat this thing, it's that road to recovery.
01:57:06.000 Like, you know, now it's trying to get stronger.
01:57:09.000 Like, I have my energy still, but it's just, you know when your body's just not right?
01:57:14.000 Yeah, I do.
01:57:15.000 It's just like, oh, it's trying to catch up, you know?
01:57:17.000 And I just feel like I'm that dude just trying to catch up.
01:57:20.000 Are you a regular taker of vitamins?
01:57:23.000 Yes.
01:57:23.000 Were you before this?
01:57:27.000 I wouldn't say I'm a great vitamin taker even today, because I hear so much about vitamins.
01:57:33.000 I don't know.
01:57:34.000 If somebody said, this is what you need to take, then I would take it.
01:57:38.000 But I hear different things.
01:57:39.000 Oh, take catalan, take zinc, take this, take that.
01:57:42.000 What's catalan?
01:57:44.000 It's some vitamin that my wife's father gave me.
01:57:50.000 Catelyn?
01:57:50.000 I've never even heard of it.
01:57:51.000 Catelyn, it's from...
01:57:52.000 I forgot the name of the...
01:57:54.000 It's these pills that are supposed to be all organic.
01:57:58.000 Oh, it's a company.
01:58:00.000 No, no, no.
01:58:00.000 Catelyn is a pill from this company.
01:58:03.000 I don't know what it does.
01:58:04.000 He just said it's healthy.
01:58:05.000 My wife's been taking it all her life.
01:58:08.000 So I started taking it.
01:58:10.000 But I'm not sure.
01:58:10.000 It's supposed to be healthy.
01:58:12.000 I take every day.
01:58:13.000 I take 4,000 milligrams of vitamin C. I take 5,000 IUs of vitamin D. I take a bunch of other shit.
01:58:22.000 Fish oil.
01:58:24.000 I take glutathione.
01:58:26.000 I don't fuck around, man.
01:58:27.000 Especially when this started happening, I bore down.
01:58:31.000 Seriously.
01:58:32.000 I feel like if somebody gave me, this is what you need to take in a day, I would take it right now.
01:58:36.000 I just don't have that person to say, hey, here's the list.
01:58:40.000 Well, Dr. Rhonda Patrick will be on this week, and when she's on this week, I'm going to put something out.
01:58:45.000 Oh, please.
01:58:46.000 She talks about it.
01:58:47.000 I'll put it on my Instagram.
01:58:48.000 No, I would love that.
01:58:49.000 Let people know what you should do to strengthen your immune system.
01:58:52.000 Do you have a sauna in your house?
01:58:54.000 No.
01:58:55.000 You should get a sauna.
01:58:56.000 Yeah, I used to go to a sauna place, but obviously they're closed.
01:59:00.000 But those are great.
01:59:01.000 If you go to one of them public ones, what kind of funk is going on?
01:59:04.000 I know a guy who actually thinks he got it in a sauna.
01:59:06.000 He went in a sauna and he's like, that seems to me where I got it.
01:59:10.000 I think there was a guy who was coughing in a sauna.
01:59:13.000 Well, no, these were...
01:59:14.000 No, but the place I went to, it's your own booth, but they clean it really good.
01:59:20.000 Your own booth?
01:59:21.000 Yeah.
01:59:21.000 It's these little hot boxes.
01:59:23.000 Is that an infrared one though?
01:59:25.000 Yeah, infrared.
01:59:26.000 I don't know if that's really the way to go.
01:59:28.000 Laird Hamilton seems to think that it isn't and I listen to him a lot when it comes to these sort of things because he does a lot of sauna work and breath work and things like that and he said he developed some real skin issues from infrared saunas.
01:59:40.000 The studies that were done, is it Norway that did those studies on sauna use?
01:59:47.000 They did studies that showed a 40% decrease of all-cause mortality for people who regularly use the sauna, using the sauna four to five days a week.
01:59:57.000 They showed a 40%, so four to five days a week, I think it was 160 degree temperature.
02:00:03.000 For 20 minutes, and they showed a 40% decrease of all-cause mortality, cancer, stroke, heart attack, everything, all the different things, because of the body's production of heat shock proteins from regular sauna use.
02:00:17.000 So I have not skipped a day, not one day of sauna since this happened.
02:00:22.000 I'm very lucky that I have one in my house, and I have one here.
02:00:24.000 At the studio.
02:00:25.000 So I've been doing it every fucking day.
02:00:27.000 And I've talked some friends into getting ones where they didn't have room for it in their house.
02:00:31.000 Costco sells them.
02:00:32.000 You can get a fucking outdoor sauna, a barrel sauna, like a thousand bucks.
02:00:36.000 I'm like, think of all the shit you spend money on.
02:00:38.000 And if you can afford this, please get one.
02:00:42.000 Because I think it's massively contributed to my health.
02:00:45.000 And also, like, alleviation of aches and pains.
02:00:47.000 I just feel good.
02:00:48.000 I get it every fucking day, man.
02:00:51.000 Every day.
02:00:51.000 When I was on my routine, I loved it.
02:00:53.000 Yeah.
02:00:53.000 Loved it, but then everything shut down, and I'm like, okay, maybe that's an investment.
02:00:58.000 Do you have room in your yard?
02:00:59.000 Oh, yeah.
02:00:59.000 Yeah, get in one barrel saunas, bro.
02:01:02.000 Yeah.
02:01:03.000 Definitely going to do that.
02:01:03.000 Yeah.
02:01:04.000 I get in the sauna, I do 25 minutes at 180 degrees, and then I jump in the pool, and I do laps.
02:01:11.000 That's how I end it.
02:01:12.000 That's how I cool off.
02:01:14.000 Speaking about health, after this is over, I was talking to my doctor.
02:01:17.000 I want to go back in.
02:01:19.000 You know, because we're saying it could be my immune, but this has really opened my eyes.
02:01:24.000 Maybe I do have something underlying.
02:01:26.000 You know, it makes me want to see, okay, what could have caused it besides my immune, if there is something.
02:01:33.000 Like, this is the first time I really want to get checked out.
02:01:35.000 But have you been a guy who gets colds on a regular basis?
02:01:38.000 No, no.
02:01:39.000 How often do you get sick?
02:01:40.000 This is my first time in the hospital, besides the concussion.
02:01:43.000 Really?
02:01:43.000 Yeah.
02:01:44.000 So, no, I get one cold a year in December, about December 14th, every single year.
02:01:50.000 That's just the time it comes.
02:01:51.000 So do you start thinking around December 10th?
02:01:54.000 Oh, fuck, here it comes.
02:01:55.000 Yeah, 100%.
02:01:55.000 I know it's coming.
02:01:56.000 Maybe mindfuck yourself.
02:01:58.000 Maybe so.
02:01:59.000 But my wife knows it's coming.
02:02:00.000 She's like, oh, it's about your time.
02:02:01.000 And I get it.
02:02:02.000 Jesus, that's like a period.
02:02:03.000 A yearly period.
02:02:04.000 That's weird.
02:02:05.000 Yeah.
02:02:06.000 So it's a thing where I just feel like, you know, I get that one cold.
02:02:09.000 But when I went to the doctor, now I'm like, okay, let me investigate and get a Full checkup from the dude that saved my life.
02:02:17.000 Like everything.
02:02:18.000 Yeah.
02:02:18.000 To see if there's any underlying.
02:02:20.000 Let me know.
02:02:21.000 I'm very curious.
02:02:23.000 I have to think it's the travel.
02:02:25.000 I mean, especially listening to that schedule.
02:02:27.000 Flying to New York, doing all those shows, flying back.
02:02:30.000 And of course, every time you fly, you're tired.
02:02:32.000 Yeah.
02:02:33.000 You know, always.
02:02:33.000 You have to get up in the morning, get to flight, then fly back.
02:02:36.000 And the time zone's all fucked up.
02:02:38.000 And the fact that you went immediately to Vegas and drove four and back in the same day.
02:02:43.000 Yeah.
02:02:44.000 And then this was at the time where people didn't even wear a mask in the plane.
02:02:48.000 Of course.
02:02:49.000 I wore one because my wife made me.
02:02:52.000 But it didn't help.
02:02:55.000 Well, it sounds like we know exactly where you got it.
02:02:57.000 Yeah.
02:02:58.000 It was New York.
02:02:58.000 I got it.
02:02:59.000 And those guys that you were with.
02:03:00.000 Yeah.
02:03:00.000 So a mask.
02:03:01.000 I didn't have a mask when I met my friends.
02:03:03.000 Or maybe you gave it to them.
02:03:05.000 I don't think so.
02:03:06.000 Oh, you're going to blame them.
02:03:07.000 Yeah, 100%.
02:03:09.000 I know I didn't have it.
02:03:10.000 This is why I know I didn't have it, is because the two comics didn't get it, and they were with me there, and then one flew back with me.
02:03:20.000 And the only time they weren't around me, and this was the last show of the whole weekend.
02:03:25.000 So I didn't see those comics the day after.
02:03:27.000 So I know I got it from them because the other comics didn't get it.
02:03:32.000 Well, my friend Sturgill got it when he was traveling to Europe.
02:03:34.000 Then when he came home, he was with his wife and kids.
02:03:36.000 No one got it.
02:03:37.000 Just him.
02:03:37.000 See, I bet you if he tested his wife.
02:03:41.000 They did.
02:03:42.000 They all tested.
02:03:43.000 They didn't have it.
02:03:45.000 At the same time they tested?
02:03:47.000 Everyone tested.
02:03:48.000 Huh.
02:03:49.000 Because my wife thinks she got it.
02:03:50.000 We got the antibody test, so we're waiting to see.
02:03:52.000 Oh, she thinks she has the antibodies.
02:03:54.000 Wait a minute.
02:03:55.000 Why didn't the antibody test...
02:03:56.000 Why didn't it...
02:03:56.000 It's supposed to take like 15 minutes.
02:03:58.000 Oh, we're not Joe Rogan.
02:03:59.000 We got the one where you got to go in and it takes two days.
02:04:02.000 The swab.
02:04:03.000 The nose swab or the finger prick?
02:04:05.000 No, they draw your blood.
02:04:08.000 It's the FDA one, I guess.
02:04:10.000 So now that's available at some place down the street from our house.
02:04:14.000 So she went to go get it.
02:04:17.000 We couldn't find time because the kids love her around.
02:04:21.000 So when is it?
02:04:22.000 We get the results tomorrow.
02:04:23.000 Oh, okay.
02:04:26.000 I've taken two corona tests.
02:04:28.000 I took one before I came here like three days ago.
02:04:30.000 Your wife just brushed it off.
02:04:31.000 You're never going to hear the end of it.
02:04:32.000 I think she did.
02:04:33.000 She said, oh yeah, I had a fever for a day.
02:04:35.000 And the kids had one for half a day.
02:04:38.000 But I think I got that.
02:04:40.000 I know I got that strand from New York.
02:04:42.000 And it hit me hard, man.
02:04:44.000 Dude, I think it's travel.
02:04:45.000 I really do.
02:04:46.000 I'm talking to all my comedian friends.
02:04:49.000 Everybody that I've had here that hasn't been traveling, like, dude, I have never felt better in my life.
02:04:54.000 I feel great because we're not traveling every weekend.
02:04:56.000 Yeah.
02:04:57.000 I think that shit's terrible.
02:04:58.000 I think it's like drinking every weekend.
02:05:00.000 I really think it's similar.
02:05:01.000 I think it's like you're beating yourself up.
02:05:03.000 And also, I'm the guy...
02:05:06.000 That will do the show, leave the club at 1, and then get on the 6 a.m.
02:05:12.000 And that's what I did, too.
02:05:15.000 Well, I did Wendy Williams, so I flew out that night, but usually the two weeks before that, I do the late show, first flight out, because I want to be with my family.
02:05:24.000 I did the exact same thing.
02:05:25.000 That's what I did in Florida.
02:05:27.000 And then literally, you're laying around all day going, what the fuck did I do to myself?
02:05:32.000 Right.
02:05:32.000 And you feel horrible the whole day.
02:05:33.000 Exactly.
02:05:34.000 You can't even function.
02:05:35.000 Exactly.
02:05:36.000 Where I think I'm on that new pattern when comedy picks up again.
02:05:39.000 It's like, yeah, I'm going to take the 3 or 4 o'clock out.
02:05:41.000 I'm going to take my time leaving.
02:05:44.000 Because I'm worn out.
02:05:45.000 And you don't recover until Monday or Tuesday sometimes when you do like four shows or whatever.
02:05:50.000 When you travel.
02:05:52.000 Yeah, I mean, if you can, get that IV vitamin drip too, man.
02:05:55.000 That's a big one.
02:05:56.000 I learned that trick from Chappelle.
02:05:57.000 Oh, yeah.
02:05:58.000 When I did gigs with him, we...
02:06:01.000 We'd be out late, and then the next day, he's got a nurse that comes to the hotel, and we're all sitting around talking shit with IVs.
02:06:09.000 Like, there was a tree.
02:06:10.000 Like, the bag was, like, branches of the tree.
02:06:13.000 It was like, Donnell's on one branch, I'm on another branch, and we're all getting IV vitamin drips in the hotel room.
02:06:19.000 Like, this is so weird.
02:06:20.000 But it's so effective.
02:06:22.000 After you get it, you're like, fuck, I feel amazing.
02:06:24.000 Is that what got you into him?
02:06:26.000 Yes.
02:06:27.000 And then a few of my friends get into it.
02:06:30.000 They do vitamin drips.
02:06:32.000 I've heard about it before, but I never did it.
02:06:34.000 Yeah, I'm all for it.
02:06:36.000 Jamie and I do it every week.
02:06:38.000 We do it every Wednesday.
02:06:39.000 We have a nurse comes in here and they give us an NAD drip and an IV vitamin drip.
02:06:45.000 Wait, is the NAD what we talked about last time?
02:06:48.000 NAD is that shit that lengthens your telomeres.
02:06:50.000 Yeah.
02:06:51.000 Does that make you feel any different?
02:06:53.000 I feel great.
02:06:54.000 I'm 100% in belief that it's made a big difference.
02:06:57.000 You feel the same?
02:06:58.000 Yeah.
02:07:00.000 It works.
02:07:01.000 It does something.
02:07:02.000 Yeah, Dr. David Sinclair had been here from Harvard, and he explained it to us, what NAD does and NMN, which is a precursor to NAD. You could take that in pill form as well.
02:07:14.000 Now, is the NAD a slow drip?
02:07:16.000 Does it take longer?
02:07:17.000 Well, you could do it slow, or you could do it fast, but if you do it fast, it's really painful.
02:07:25.000 You do it fast, don't you?
02:07:27.000 I do it as fast as...
02:07:28.000 I do it wide open.
02:07:29.000 It takes 13 minutes.
02:07:30.000 It's usually supposed to take two hours.
02:07:33.000 What kind of pain are you going through?
02:07:34.000 It's not good.
02:07:36.000 Jamie, do you go wide open?
02:07:39.000 Well, not wide, but I've been doing it like 35, 40 minutes.
02:07:42.000 It's uncomfortable.
02:07:44.000 What does it feel like?
02:07:45.000 Like your guts.
02:07:46.000 Your guts are on fire.
02:07:48.000 It feels like you swallowed hot sauce or something.
02:07:50.000 Like you're in agony.
02:07:52.000 Yeah.
02:07:53.000 It doesn't feel good.
02:07:54.000 If you do it over a long period, you barely feel it at all.
02:07:59.000 The first time we did it, she goes, do you want to do it fast or slow?
02:08:02.000 I go, let's do it pretty fast.
02:08:03.000 And so she did it at one hour.
02:08:05.000 And I'm like, oh, it's kind of uncomfortable, but it's not that big a deal.
02:08:10.000 It's like everything else, man.
02:08:11.000 When people tell me about the swab, they're like, oh my god, the swab is so awful.
02:08:15.000 It's so awful.
02:08:16.000 It's not.
02:08:18.000 It's just, you get it in there, it's like, ah!
02:08:20.000 It's weird.
02:08:21.000 For a second.
02:08:22.000 Not that big a deal.
02:08:23.000 Not that big a deal.
02:08:24.000 But the IVNAD, when you do it, what I do is I have them open it wide up.
02:08:31.000 So the bag drains in 13 minutes.
02:08:36.000 Beast.
02:08:37.000 But it's 13 minutes versus whether you're an hour of feeling like shit or 13 minutes of really feeling like shit, I'll take the 13 minutes.
02:08:46.000 Okay, after the 13 minutes though, is it done?
02:08:49.000 Like the pain just goes away.
02:08:51.000 As soon as the drip is done, it's done.
02:08:52.000 Exactly, exactly.
02:08:54.000 It lasts like an extra couple of minutes and then I do the IV vitamin bag after that and that's nothing.
02:09:00.000 That's nothing.
02:09:01.000 That literally feels like nothing.
02:09:02.000 Yeah.
02:09:03.000 Dude, that's beast.
02:09:04.000 My friend was telling me about that.
02:09:06.000 Yeah.
02:09:07.000 You should try it.
02:09:08.000 It feels real weird.
02:09:10.000 The people that told me about it, it feels like your guts are on fire.
02:09:13.000 I'm like, how is that possible?
02:09:15.000 But it's an IV? What is it?
02:09:17.000 But it's just like you feel it in your chest.
02:09:18.000 It just feels really uncomfortable.
02:09:21.000 This is what it feels like.
02:09:22.000 If I could show you.
02:09:24.000 Ready?
02:09:24.000 Ready?
02:09:27.000 Just deal with it.
02:09:28.000 For 13 minutes?
02:09:29.000 Yeah, just suck it up.
02:09:30.000 Open it wide up.
02:09:32.000 I tried it first.
02:09:33.000 I go, open that wide up.
02:09:34.000 Let me feel what that's like.
02:09:36.000 And I was like, I think I could take this.
02:09:40.000 Is it instant?
02:09:42.000 As soon as they open it up, you felt it?
02:09:43.000 Oh yeah, right away.
02:09:45.000 Because the drip's going like this.
02:09:49.000 It's just flowing into your veins.
02:09:51.000 Yeah.
02:09:53.000 Uh-uh.
02:09:53.000 No.
02:09:54.000 I would be the hour, hour and a half, dude.
02:09:57.000 I can't.
02:09:58.000 I'm not.
02:09:59.000 No.
02:10:00.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:10:01.000 Well, no, no.
02:10:04.000 When stuff goes in me, I'm scared.
02:10:07.000 I hear David Goggins going, stay hard, motherfucker!
02:10:10.000 Don't be a pussy!
02:10:12.000 Don't be a pussy!
02:10:13.000 Open it up!
02:10:14.000 Open it up!
02:10:15.000 I would rather go to 13. I always mock Jamie, but Jamie goes pretty fast.
02:10:22.000 My explanation of it is, a little exponentially, it goes up.
02:10:27.000 That 25-30 minute range sucks, but any faster than that, it sucks hard.
02:10:33.000 I start feeling it in my fingers.
02:10:34.000 It's a big suck.
02:10:35.000 It sucked.
02:10:36.000 So when you open that bitch wide, And you do the 13-minute jammy?
02:10:41.000 13 minutes is as fast as I can do it.
02:10:44.000 And then I also put the tree, the fucking pole where the ivy's hanging, I put it on a table.
02:10:50.000 So it's more gravity.
02:10:52.000 Oh, great.
02:10:53.000 So it'll go even faster.
02:10:54.000 Is 13 minutes the fastest it can go?
02:10:56.000 As fast as it can go.
02:10:57.000 Yeah.
02:10:59.000 You're crazy.
02:11:00.000 But it's just...
02:11:01.000 It's just pain.
02:11:02.000 I want to feel it, too.
02:11:03.000 I want to know what it feels like.
02:11:05.000 Like, um...
02:11:07.000 I play a little mind game myself.
02:11:13.000 It's not, though.
02:11:14.000 It is!
02:11:15.000 It's not.
02:11:16.000 I mean, it's your thing.
02:11:17.000 I respect that.
02:11:18.000 I want to have control over what I assign to sensations.
02:11:26.000 So, does the pain lessen every time you do it, or is it the same?
02:11:31.000 No!
02:11:31.000 No?
02:11:31.000 No.
02:11:31.000 You don't build up a tolerance to the pain.
02:11:33.000 No, I get nervous every week.
02:11:34.000 Every week, right before I do it, I'm like, fuck, here we go.
02:11:39.000 And I just get myself in the mindset.
02:11:41.000 And then once it's happening, it's just happening.
02:11:44.000 Okay.
02:11:44.000 I watched Jerry Seinfeld this time.
02:11:46.000 That distracted the shit out of me.
02:11:50.000 Tiger King distracted the shit out of me.
02:11:52.000 Did you like Tiger King?
02:11:53.000 Yes, I did.
02:11:54.000 I loved Tiger King.
02:11:56.000 Loved it, yeah.
02:11:56.000 It's amazing to me how some people just live.
02:12:00.000 Yeah.
02:12:01.000 Like, that's so disconnected.
02:12:03.000 Yeah.
02:12:04.000 There's a certain special type of...
02:12:07.000 Of person that is like really into those goddamn big cats too.
02:12:13.000 Like that was one thing that I got out of that.
02:12:14.000 Like there's a special type of person that's into like having big cats in their backyard and shit.
02:12:21.000 Have you ever messed with a cat?
02:12:23.000 No.
02:12:24.000 The little cat that I had.
02:12:26.000 It's a little fucking baby cat.
02:12:27.000 I was scared as fuck of that thing.
02:12:29.000 I told you how I corralled that thing.
02:12:31.000 Threw a blanket over it or whatever it was.
02:12:34.000 I just find when you give certain people lots of land, they'll do crazy shit to it.
02:12:40.000 Yeah, because you have ATV tracks and shit.
02:12:44.000 Gun range.
02:12:45.000 Yeah.
02:12:46.000 My friend has this ranch in Austin, Texas.
02:12:49.000 In the middle of nowhere.
02:12:50.000 And he always asks me to go.
02:12:52.000 But they got guns.
02:12:53.000 They blow up cars.
02:12:55.000 They use dynamite.
02:12:56.000 That sounds very Texas.
02:12:57.000 It's so Texas.
02:12:59.000 They ride horses.
02:12:59.000 And I'm like, no.
02:13:00.000 Because I can see myself, and I'm a worry rat, I can see myself going there and getting shot.
02:13:04.000 On accident.
02:13:05.000 They drink, they shoot guns.
02:13:08.000 They drink and then shoot guns?
02:13:10.000 They're blowing up cars when they're drunk.
02:13:12.000 That's them.
02:13:13.000 He has a lot of money.
02:13:15.000 He's going to die.
02:13:16.000 He just gets used cars.
02:13:17.000 No one's going to feel bad if he dies that way.
02:13:20.000 Hey, he's a good friend.
02:13:21.000 Oh, man.
02:13:23.000 He parties hard.
02:13:25.000 If you drink and shoot guns and something goes wrong, people are like, well, what did you think was going to happen?
02:13:30.000 Yeah.
02:13:31.000 He has a helicopter.
02:13:33.000 Helicopter?
02:13:33.000 Helicopter.
02:13:34.000 What does this guy do for a living?
02:13:35.000 I don't want to say.
02:13:37.000 You don't want to say.
02:13:38.000 Well, now he's in oil business.
02:13:41.000 Oh, there you go.
02:13:42.000 Texas.
02:13:42.000 So, like, I just see them in a copter drinking.
02:13:47.000 Like, this is on...
02:13:48.000 He sends me the video.
02:13:49.000 And then shooting a car and it blows up.
02:13:52.000 From a helicopter.
02:13:53.000 Oh, my God.
02:13:55.000 Texas is a special place.
02:13:57.000 It is.
02:13:57.000 That's real freedom.
02:13:59.000 They don't give a fuck down there.
02:14:00.000 No, they don't.
02:14:01.000 Austin, Texas, where my friend Adam lives, Adam Curry, he's already eaten at restaurants.
02:14:06.000 This was before I went to Florida.
02:14:09.000 He sent me a message saying he went to a restaurant.
02:14:11.000 They didn't wear a mask.
02:14:12.000 Everybody's eating normal.
02:14:14.000 Isn't it crazy how quickly that went away?
02:14:16.000 Oh, yeah.
02:14:17.000 Well, I think people now are just accepting people are going to die.
02:14:21.000 Like, if the president just came out and said, look, a lot of people are going to die, but for us to get back, we need to go out.
02:14:29.000 So it's almost like herd immunity.
02:14:31.000 Yeah, but if you say something like that, people are going to go crazy.
02:14:33.000 Like, how callous are you to say it?
02:14:35.000 You can't say it that way.
02:14:36.000 They won't go crazy.
02:14:37.000 You know why?
02:14:38.000 Because right now, in America, It's so divided, where no matter what Trump says, liberals are going to go nuts.
02:14:46.000 His base, fine with it.
02:14:48.000 You know, so it's going to be the same.
02:14:50.000 We would think people would go nuts.
02:14:51.000 Yeah, you say that, but if someone in your family does something and then goes out and dies because Donald Trump- But that's happening now.
02:14:58.000 That's happening now.
02:15:00.000 What do you mean?
02:15:00.000 People are going out with no mask and they're catching stuff and then 80,000 people are dead.
02:15:05.000 So that's somebody's families those people are in.
02:15:09.000 I want to know, out of those people that are dying, what are the extenuating circumstances?
02:15:14.000 How many of them are old?
02:15:16.000 So I read something, I need to know if this is true.
02:15:18.000 Someone said that the, Google this, the average age of people who've died from the coronavirus is older than the average age that people die.
02:15:29.000 Hmm.
02:15:30.000 I haven't heard that.
02:15:31.000 Yeah.
02:15:32.000 I read that.
02:15:33.000 I've heard 60 and up.
02:15:34.000 I was on the way out the door.
02:15:35.000 I was like, God, I've got to remember to look at that.
02:15:38.000 I've read stuff.
02:15:38.000 And like I said, there's so many different stories out there, but I've heard that corona are killing people a decade before they're supposed to die.
02:15:46.000 Yeah.
02:15:47.000 Yeah, when you say that, though, that's when you're that old, anything can kill you.
02:15:52.000 Absolutely.
02:15:52.000 Right?
02:15:53.000 When you're 75 years old and you get the flu, you have a very high likelihood you're going to die.
02:15:57.000 It's much higher than if you're 35 years old and you get the flu.
02:16:01.000 That's like with everything.
02:16:03.000 So what are we going to do when the flu comes around?
02:16:05.000 Are we going to change our behavior?
02:16:07.000 Are we going to isolate and social distance each other when the flu is around?
02:16:12.000 But the difference with the flu, you have a vaccine.
02:16:14.000 You sometimes have a vaccine.
02:16:17.000 Yeah, but at least there's comfort to people.
02:16:18.000 Yes, there's something to the flu shot.
02:16:21.000 Exactly.
02:16:21.000 But with corona, you don't have that yet.
02:16:25.000 And the problem is, it just started.
02:16:28.000 So you have no answers.
02:16:30.000 And literally, a new strand could come out.
02:16:33.000 They don't even know if it mutates yet.
02:16:34.000 They're saying it doesn't.
02:16:36.000 Well, they think it does, actually.
02:16:37.000 It does.
02:16:37.000 They think that in India they have a completely different strain that will, if they come up with a vaccine for the coronavirus that we have here, it won't be effective on the coronavirus that they have in India.
02:16:48.000 See?
02:16:49.000 I mean, so, like, there's so many things that it's just not known, and that's what makes it scary to people, and that's why it's so misinformation.
02:16:57.000 So what does it say here?
02:16:58.000 This is the table from the CDC's updated as of, I guess, this is last week.
02:17:04.000 Okay, but this is not what I'm looking for.
02:17:06.000 This is going to be too broad.
02:17:08.000 No one's written that article, though.
02:17:09.000 I don't know how to find it, though.
02:17:11.000 Yeah.
02:17:12.000 No one wrote that article.
02:17:13.000 What do you mean?
02:17:14.000 I can't find that specific question.
02:17:16.000 Did you ask it that way?
02:17:18.000 The average age of people dying from coronavirus is older than the average age that people die?
02:17:22.000 I'm going to type that in.
02:17:23.000 This is the article that comes up.
02:17:24.000 So it says 85 years, 13,000.
02:17:27.000 75 to 84, 12,000.
02:17:29.000 65 to 74, 9,000.
02:17:32.000 Yeah.
02:17:33.000 The COVID deaths are in this column.
02:17:35.000 So the average age people die is somewhere in the range of 75. It says 78.54 and I typed it in.
02:17:40.000 So 78.54 is when people die.
02:17:43.000 So 75 to 84 years old would be the average age people die.
02:17:46.000 And that's 12,000 people.
02:17:49.000 Over 85 is 13,000 people.
02:17:51.000 So that's the vast majority of people.
02:17:54.000 The larger number of people is the 75 to 84 to 85-plus year old.
02:18:00.000 So that does make sense.
02:18:02.000 That is correct then.
02:18:04.000 Wow, I keep staring at that 45 to 54 number.
02:18:07.000 It could have been 2263. Yeah, it's relatively small for the younger people.
02:18:16.000 And then when you get to 15 to 24, there's only 48 deaths.
02:18:20.000 5 to 14, 4 deaths.
02:18:22.000 1 to 4, 2 deaths.
02:18:24.000 Under 1, 4 deaths.
02:18:27.000 So, yeah.
02:18:31.000 So, I mean, it's not good when anybody dies of any disease, but it is interesting.
02:18:36.000 And it points to the immune system.
02:18:39.000 It points to whether or not your immune system can fight it off.
02:18:43.000 Yeah.
02:18:44.000 Let me tell you, I'm staying, like I'm doing the drips.
02:18:47.000 I'm going to get a drip later this week.
02:18:49.000 I had one a couple weeks ago, because I've always been in the drips.
02:18:51.000 How do you eat?
02:18:53.000 Do you eat well?
02:18:54.000 Do you eat healthy?
02:18:54.000 Oatmeal in the morning.
02:18:55.000 Yeah.
02:18:56.000 What do you eat?
02:18:56.000 Well, I wake up, eat oatmeal in the morning.
02:18:59.000 Not really that good for you.
02:19:00.000 Avocado.
02:19:01.000 Avocado's pretty good for you.
02:19:02.000 Oatmeal's just carbs.
02:19:04.000 Okay.
02:19:04.000 And then, I'm just telling you what I eat.
02:19:07.000 And then, for lunch, I eat the same thing every day.
02:19:11.000 I have a turkey bowl.
02:19:12.000 It's just turkey, rice, and beans.
02:19:15.000 And then, for dinner, I'll have a salad.
02:19:19.000 Do you hate flavor?
02:19:20.000 I'm not a foodie at all.
02:19:25.000 I'm like a robot.
02:19:26.000 I could eat the same thing every single day.
02:19:29.000 I do eat the same thing every single day.
02:19:30.000 Really?
02:19:31.000 Yeah.
02:19:31.000 Maybe that's your problem.
02:19:32.000 Eating the same thing?
02:19:33.000 Boring ass bullshit food.
02:19:35.000 And then I eat a salad at night with fish or chicken or something like that.
02:19:39.000 Boring.
02:19:40.000 I am boring.
02:19:41.000 I am boring.
02:19:42.000 My wife is like, you want to order a pizza tonight?
02:19:45.000 Yeah, I'll switch it up when she wants to eat.
02:19:48.000 But as far as me, like in college, I did that.
02:19:51.000 You know, like you wake up in the morning, when you play college football, you eat this.
02:19:55.000 Afternoon, you eat this.
02:19:56.000 Like I was on creatine.
02:19:58.000 Like we were a testicle for creatine.
02:20:00.000 So they gave us that six times a day, but you had to stay on this certain diet.
02:20:04.000 I gained like almost 60 pounds.
02:20:06.000 In like a year.
02:20:07.000 Creatine put some weight on you.
02:20:08.000 Made my face fat.
02:20:10.000 Yeah.
02:20:11.000 Oh, it was Samoan.
02:20:12.000 I turned Samoan.
02:20:14.000 Well, you retain so much water.
02:20:16.000 That's the interesting thing about when I did the carnivore diet.
02:20:19.000 I did the carnivore diet.
02:20:20.000 I wound up losing...
02:20:22.000 I think somewhere around 13 pounds in a month, and I got ripped.
02:20:25.000 I got really shredded.
02:20:26.000 But also, your muscles get smaller.
02:20:29.000 Everything got smaller.
02:20:30.000 My face got smaller.
02:20:31.000 Everything got smaller because your body's retaining less water because you don't have glucose in your system.
02:20:37.000 You don't have as much glycogen.
02:20:39.000 It's different.
02:20:39.000 You're not eating carbohydrates.
02:20:40.000 I wasn't eating any carbohydrates at all.
02:20:42.000 Okay, so since I'm starting with oatmeal, what should I be starting with?
02:20:45.000 I mean, there's nothing wrong with oatmeal.
02:20:47.000 I mean, oatmeal's fine.
02:20:47.000 You just shit on my oatmeal.
02:20:49.000 There's not a lot of nutrients in it.
02:20:50.000 It's okay.
02:20:51.000 It's good carbohydrates.
02:20:54.000 Oatmeals with blueberries is a good way to get started.
02:20:56.000 When do you like to work out?
02:20:57.000 Do you work out in the morning?
02:20:58.000 As soon as I wake up.
02:20:59.000 As soon as you wake up.
02:21:00.000 Do you eat first and then work out?
02:21:01.000 No, I drink three cups of water.
02:21:06.000 Work out.
02:21:07.000 I mean, three cups of water.
02:21:09.000 Then I have...
02:21:11.000 A little shake with that layered stuff.
02:21:13.000 The superfood.
02:21:15.000 So I have that and then I work out.
02:21:17.000 Well, that's good.
02:21:18.000 Yeah.
02:21:18.000 That's not bad.
02:21:19.000 Yeah.
02:21:19.000 I mean, it's a little something-something.
02:21:21.000 I've done both.
02:21:22.000 I do fasted exercise, so I'll not eat for 16 hours, and then I get up in the morning, and I'll either run, or I'll do yoga, or on a crazy day, I'll do both.
02:21:34.000 I'll run with the dog for an hour, and then I'll go and do a yoga class for an hour and a half.
02:21:38.000 No food.
02:21:40.000 But I'm pretty wrecked by the time the yoga class is over.
02:21:42.000 Yeah, I... I sometimes do the fast thing too.
02:21:45.000 And I'll run and then I'll go work out.
02:21:47.000 And I feel great.
02:21:47.000 But if you get through it, you feel so good.
02:21:50.000 And you feel like you did something.
02:21:52.000 Yeah, you did something.
02:21:53.000 You really did something.
02:21:54.000 You overcame.
02:21:54.000 You struggled.
02:21:55.000 The struggle's real.
02:21:55.000 What I like is fruit before I work out.
02:21:59.000 It seems like that's the...
02:22:00.000 Like today I had some bananas and then I did some kickboxing.
02:22:04.000 I feel like there's something about fruit where it's not heavy.
02:22:09.000 If I'm working out really hard and I'm digesting food, it feels like shit.
02:22:14.000 It feels terrible.
02:22:15.000 But for me, oranges, apples, fruit, some blueberries, that's nice.
02:22:21.000 It gives me just a little bit of sugar, just to get me going.
02:22:24.000 I'll drink some coffee and then I can get a good workout in.
02:22:27.000 It's just enough fuel.
02:22:29.000 To power me through a workout.
02:22:31.000 I've tried both ways.
02:22:32.000 I definitely can work out harder when I have some fuel.
02:22:35.000 I was watching TV. This happened a couple weeks ago.
02:22:38.000 And I started laughing.
02:22:39.000 Because all that popped into my head was you.
02:22:42.000 When they released the footage of those UFOs.
02:22:45.000 I was like, Joe Rogan is going to talk about this the next day.
02:22:50.000 I'm so happy.
02:22:52.000 I love it.
02:22:53.000 But wasn't that released like a year ago?
02:22:55.000 Well, it was leaked.
02:22:56.000 It was leaked.
02:22:57.000 But then the Pentagon finally, look, in the middle of the pandemic, what a great time to just admit there's UFOs.
02:23:02.000 Because one of the things that I said on my Instagram, I was like, in any other time in history, if the government came out and said there are flying saucers that defy our understanding of propulsion and physics, the world would go crazy.
02:23:16.000 But in 2020, people are like, eh.
02:23:19.000 Has anybody seen those pilots?
02:23:21.000 Well, I've had one of them on here.
02:23:23.000 Oh, so he's a believer.
02:23:25.000 Yeah, Dr. Commander David Fravor.
02:23:27.000 I had him on the podcast and he was explaining the whole thing to me.
02:23:31.000 Like his experience off the coast of San Diego, running into one of these things.
02:23:35.000 I mean, there's people that are debunkers, but they need to understand this is not just visual.
02:23:41.000 They had very specific, like, actual real data, including radar.
02:23:48.000 They tracked these things.
02:23:50.000 They used sophisticated military tracking.
02:23:53.000 These are real objects.
02:23:55.000 There's a lot of dummies out there that want to debunk everything.
02:23:58.000 And they're just as much of a religious person as someone who's a true believer.
02:24:04.000 They're a true believer that everything can be explained.
02:24:07.000 Well, not everything can be explained, and these things can't be explained.
02:24:10.000 When they're explaining how these things traveled, they went from like six feet off the ground to 60,000 feet in a matter of a couple of seconds.
02:24:21.000 They fly in some way that these military aircraft pilots can't explain.
02:24:29.000 They don't understand it, and they don't know what they are.
02:24:32.000 Now, whether they're from another planet, that's never been proven.
02:24:35.000 They might be interdimensional.
02:24:36.000 They might be something from here.
02:24:38.000 They might be some super sophisticated top of the food chain, top secret stuff that they're exposing these people to just so they freak out and, like, let's see if they can get an explanation for this.
02:24:51.000 Let's launch these things and have them fly past people at these preposterous rates of speed and see what the reaction is.
02:24:58.000 Do you think those type of secrets, if there are, are higher than the president?
02:25:02.000 Do you think there's an organization that's above presidents?
02:25:06.000 100%.
02:25:07.000 100%.
02:25:07.000 Here's why.
02:25:08.000 Presidents come and go.
02:25:10.000 They come every four years.
02:25:11.000 We're going to trust some dipshit who wins a popularity contest.
02:25:14.000 Trump's a perfect example of that.
02:25:15.000 Here's a guy who's not even a politician.
02:25:17.000 Lifelong businessman who wins a popularity contest gets to be in the most powerful office, most powerful position really the world's ever known.
02:25:28.000 President of the United States, commander-in-chief of the greatest army this entire planet has ever seen.
02:25:33.000 You're going to tell him?
02:25:34.000 You're going to tell Trump?
02:25:36.000 I mean, he believes Obama's from Kenya.
02:25:39.000 A lot of people believe that.
02:25:40.000 But, you know, look, you see those birth certificates.
02:25:43.000 It's like, well, is this real?
02:25:45.000 Who knows?
02:25:47.000 And by the way, Obama's, when he was in college, his publicist for his whatever book he was publishing or whatever, I forget what it was, but wrote down in his bio,
02:26:02.000 Born in Kenya.
02:26:04.000 So it wasn't just a couple of people.
02:26:07.000 It was literally somebody who was working with Obama wrote down that he was born in Kenya.
02:26:11.000 Does that mean he was born in Kenya?
02:26:13.000 No, it doesn't.
02:26:14.000 It might mean that the publicist thought it would be cool to say he was born in Kenya because it would make, wow, this guy's gone so far.
02:26:22.000 Look at him.
02:26:22.000 Now he's at Harvard and he was born in Kenya.
02:26:25.000 It makes for a better story.
02:26:26.000 It makes for a better story.
02:26:27.000 So you have to take all the possibilities into consideration.
02:26:32.000 But anyway, Trump, that was his thing.
02:26:36.000 He was a birther, right?
02:26:37.000 So he believes a lot of wacky shit.
02:26:39.000 And if you gave him access to that, he would have definitely told us stuff by now.
02:26:43.000 Of course he would!
02:26:45.000 Jimmy Carter said that he would, he said that he'd actually seen a UFO, and that if he got into the office, he would tell everybody.
02:26:54.000 And he got into the office and didn't say shit.
02:26:56.000 Didn't say shit.
02:26:58.000 I really think when people go in there, man, like if you're a president, they say, this is what we can keep you alive on.
02:27:03.000 If you talk about this, we can't protect you.
02:27:07.000 I honestly think they have that conversation.
02:27:10.000 Well, if you look at what Obama said before he got into office versus what he did when he got into office, there's two possible scenarios.
02:27:18.000 One, he got into office and then he got compromised and he became corrupt and he became a part of the system.
02:27:26.000 Two, his understanding when he was running for president of how the world really works is vastly different than how the world actually works.
02:27:35.000 And then once you get in there, you realize that the huge spectrum of threats to the United States and to people that are coming from all around the world all the time and what needs to be done to mitigate these threats.
02:27:45.000 I'm more inclined to believe the latter.
02:27:47.000 I think it's more like that.
02:27:49.000 I think you have these idealistic perspectives that once you get into office, they get sort of dashed and you go, holy shit.
02:27:57.000 You're like, oh, everybody wants...
02:27:58.000 That's why they all look old, too.
02:28:00.000 I think the pressure that they're like, what the fuck?
02:28:03.000 I think the whole world's barely keeping it together every day every day of the year barely keeping it together you got like this fucking Libya is a failed state and they're having Slave auctions on YouTube and you've got Isis is plotting these fucking These attacks here and this group and Boko Haram is doing this and fucking Al Qaeda is doing that and the Taliban and All day!
02:28:33.000 China's doing this and North Korea's got that!
02:28:38.000 I think every fucking president deals with a new series of potential terrorist attacks, a new series of religious fanatics that want to blow things up and kill people, and you've got white nationalists that are going to Christchurch in New Zealand and shooting people in a mosque.
02:28:57.000 It's like all day long you've got madness.
02:29:01.000 And if you're the one person that won the popularity contest and all of a sudden you're sitting in the fucking control room and they're explaining everything to you, you're like, the situation room with Wolf Witzer.
02:29:12.000 Come on, man.
02:29:13.000 Breaking news every time they come up.
02:29:15.000 Breaking news!
02:29:16.000 Breaking news!
02:29:16.000 I think it's madness.
02:29:17.000 It's madness.
02:29:18.000 That's what I think.
02:29:19.000 I think all day long it's madness.
02:29:21.000 Yeah, it's scary, man.
02:29:23.000 It's scary.
02:29:23.000 I think they keep Trump in the dark, they feed him Adderall, and let him watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
02:29:31.000 And he just tweets about people he's mad at.
02:29:34.000 Don Lemon, you piece of shit, and he gets mad at people.
02:29:37.000 I mean, how crazy is this that our president just tweets?
02:29:40.000 He tweeted, I think, over the weekend 126 times?
02:29:43.000 Or retweets?
02:29:44.000 Bro.
02:29:44.000 I don't even have time to tweet.
02:29:47.000 It's so rare that I tweet something.
02:29:49.000 Most of my tweets come from Instagram.
02:29:51.000 I'll post a picture on Instagram and that gets tweeted.
02:29:54.000 That's most of the time.
02:29:55.000 If I tweet once in a day, it's a lot.
02:29:58.000 That's a crazy day.
02:30:00.000 I wonder if somebody runs...
02:30:00.000 Do you think somebody runs his account and do that?
02:30:02.000 You think it's actually him on it?
02:30:04.000 Yes, I do.
02:30:04.000 Yes, I do.
02:30:05.000 Yes, I do.
02:30:06.000 I don't see how you have that.
02:30:07.000 I'm positive.
02:30:07.000 Because...
02:30:08.000 I'm not positive, but I really believe that.
02:30:10.000 Because I think that if you look at his pattern before he was ever president, that's how he did things.
02:30:15.000 He always just talked shit.
02:30:17.000 It's the way he gets the word out.
02:30:20.000 And it's...
02:30:21.000 You know, it's real controversial, man.
02:30:22.000 I mean, because some of the things that he says, like, he's threatening people.
02:30:26.000 Like, he's threatening North Korea with missiles and shit.
02:30:30.000 Did you think that Dictator was dead when that came out?
02:30:33.000 I was hoping.
02:30:34.000 I was hoping he was dead.
02:30:35.000 Because I wanted to see what happens if his sister takes over.
02:30:38.000 I thought that would be fun.
02:30:39.000 She has my name, Yo.
02:30:41.000 That was pretty cool.
02:30:43.000 Because I am Korean.
02:30:44.000 So I was like, yo!
02:30:46.000 We got a yo in the house.
02:30:47.000 Got a yo in the house.
02:30:49.000 Yeah.
02:30:49.000 I was thinking, but apparently Jamie said that the story is that he faked his own death so that he could find out who the traitors were.
02:31:00.000 Good plan.
02:31:01.000 Makes sense.
02:31:02.000 Makes sense to me.
02:31:03.000 Yeah, and if you look at him, like, he says heart attack, like, okay, look at him.
02:31:07.000 Yeah, I mean...
02:31:08.000 The motherfucker looks like he's ready for a heart attack.
02:31:09.000 Well, then that must also mean he's threatened in some way, too, where there's some...
02:31:15.000 Listen, when you're a fucking dictator, every day, it's like, think of the horrible shit he's done.
02:31:20.000 He killed his own uncle, right?
02:31:22.000 He had his own uncle killed.
02:31:23.000 And his brother.
02:31:24.000 Yeah.
02:31:25.000 And his brother.
02:31:25.000 The uncle's brother, right?
02:31:27.000 Or his brother?
02:31:27.000 No, his...
02:31:28.000 I believe he got a...
02:31:29.000 That's the airport one.
02:31:30.000 Where he killed his brother in an airport.
02:31:33.000 They gave him some poison or something.
02:31:35.000 Allegedly, I guess.
02:31:36.000 Really?
02:31:36.000 Yeah.
02:31:37.000 I don't know about that.
02:31:38.000 But didn't he...
02:31:39.000 He killed someone with a missile.
02:31:41.000 Oh, yeah.
02:31:42.000 He blew him up.
02:31:42.000 Yeah.
02:31:43.000 I think it was his uncle.
02:31:44.000 Yeah.
02:31:44.000 He shot his uncle with a missile.
02:31:46.000 Tied the dude to a pole and then fucking hid behind a rock.
02:31:49.000 That's fucking crazy, man.
02:31:52.000 Like, anyone, I guess, that could take power, or in the realm of taking power, he got rid of them.
02:31:59.000 They said that, I don't know their numbers, but let's say 13 people were like his father's crew.
02:32:06.000 Like, only two of them survived.
02:32:07.000 The other 11 disappeared.
02:32:10.000 Well, you've got to think, once he assumes power, and people realize, like, this guy's just born into power, and there's probably a lot of people plotting against him, a lot of military people plotting against him, and that's a dark country where they all plot against each other and they all rat on each other.
02:32:26.000 It's built into the system, you know, that they're all supposed to tattletale on each other.
02:32:31.000 I just feel like, you know, this dude came in like a football coach.
02:32:35.000 He's like, I'm firing everybody.
02:32:35.000 I'm going to have my own team.
02:32:37.000 Instead of firing people, he just killed them.
02:32:39.000 I think that's what they do over there.
02:32:42.000 Man, I don't know.
02:32:43.000 But my mom, she's from South Korea.
02:32:45.000 I always ask, oh, is North Korea ever going to do something to South Korea?
02:32:48.000 She's like, nah.
02:32:49.000 People from there, SEMA's no threat.
02:32:52.000 That's what's crazy.
02:32:53.000 It's a sad country.
02:32:55.000 Yeah.
02:32:55.000 It's sad.
02:32:56.000 And a lot of the reason why it's the way it is is the United States' interference.
02:33:00.000 You know?
02:33:01.000 I mean, if you look at the history of North Korea, like how it got started and why they became this horrific military dictatorship, you can kind of trace a good chunk of it to American policy and what we did in Korea during the Korean War.
02:33:16.000 It's fucking crazy shit, man.
02:33:18.000 Yeah.
02:33:19.000 This world...
02:33:22.000 It's just nuts.
02:33:23.000 I don't know if you saw the video of that kid that was jogging, Ahmad.
02:33:27.000 Yes.
02:33:28.000 I mean, what is going on?
02:33:30.000 I'm not surprised.
02:33:31.000 I can say I'm not surprised.
02:33:33.000 It's horrific.
02:33:34.000 It's horrific.
02:33:34.000 You see that guy in the back of the pickup truck with a shotgun.
02:33:37.000 The other guy jumps out and he's trying to grab the shotgun from him.
02:33:42.000 They shoot him like, what?
02:33:44.000 My thing is, how do we have laws?
02:33:47.000 That say that you could chase somebody with guns.
02:33:51.000 And here's the thing, if you notice in the video, the truck is in front of them.
02:33:54.000 So they chased them, got in front of them.
02:33:56.000 The guy that's running behind them, it's almost like Ahmaud was trapped.
02:34:00.000 A guy chasing you with a camera.
02:34:02.000 The truck was already pulled up.
02:34:03.000 It was certainly trapped.
02:34:05.000 I mean, they chased him down, and it's vigilantism.
02:34:09.000 Look, even if he did something...
02:34:12.000 I mean, I don't even know if he did anything.
02:34:14.000 No, he didn't.
02:34:14.000 They said he was just running, but there's actually photographs.
02:34:17.000 There's videos of him walking into a house being built.
02:34:21.000 Like, it's just wood inside.
02:34:22.000 Right.
02:34:22.000 He looked at it.
02:34:25.000 I would do that shit when I was a kid.
02:34:26.000 Me too.
02:34:27.000 I was telling my wife, we just did that the other day.
02:34:29.000 They're building a house and we just, oh, let's see where this is.
02:34:32.000 And then he jogs on.
02:34:34.000 Didn't steal anything.
02:34:35.000 Didn't have anything.
02:34:36.000 Just jogging.
02:34:37.000 Now, how do we come to a point in our country where two men can chase him down with guns and then get in a fight with him and then say it was self-defense?
02:34:48.000 Well, I think Georgia has some crazy laws in terms of, like, citizens' arrest.
02:34:52.000 And also, they have ties to law enforcement.
02:34:55.000 Yes.
02:34:56.000 The father was with the DEA. And then the prosecutor, the local prosecutor, wrote this letter that said, basically, he burglarized.
02:35:06.000 The kid Ahmad burglarized something, which he didn't.
02:35:08.000 And they had every right to pull him over.
02:35:12.000 And when he didn't stop, they got in a fight.
02:35:13.000 And so they had every right to kill him.
02:35:15.000 So now the...
02:35:19.000 The government came in, like the big dogs came in, and then they arrested people in two days.
02:35:25.000 And it was just like, ah, we don't think so.
02:35:27.000 And here's the thing.
02:35:28.000 It took social media outcry.
02:35:30.000 It did.
02:35:31.000 It took the outrage of people finding out about the case.
02:35:33.000 But when I found out that it happened months ago.
02:35:36.000 Oh, 223. February 23rd.
02:35:40.000 For months, these guys were out and they knew that they had shot him.
02:35:45.000 Here's what's really crazy.
02:35:46.000 They had the video.
02:35:47.000 Here's what's really crazy.
02:35:48.000 The video was released by their own lawyer.
02:35:51.000 You know why?
02:35:52.000 He thought it showed that the guy tried to take the gun away.
02:35:56.000 Look, this is going to free you.
02:35:58.000 I'm doing the southern accent.
02:35:59.000 Hey, I got an idea.
02:36:02.000 We're going to release the video and then everyone's going to know.
02:36:05.000 That dude released a video and this is what I heard.
02:36:08.000 Thinking that it helped his clients.
02:36:10.000 Helped him because the guy didn't stop when they tried to pull him over.
02:36:14.000 Imagine being a 25-year-old black man and two white guys in the back of a pickup truck with shotguns pull over and there's no one else around.
02:36:23.000 Holy fuck.
02:36:24.000 What was the kid supposed to do?
02:36:25.000 Just stop and talk to two men with guns?
02:36:27.000 Exactly.
02:36:28.000 And then I was listening to reports like before this video even came out.
02:36:33.000 Here's what's crazy is the police had the video at the beginning and they still dismissed it.
02:36:37.000 They had this at the beginning.
02:36:39.000 They didn't release it.
02:36:40.000 The lawyer released it, like you said.
02:36:42.000 So they had it at the beginning.
02:36:43.000 That is so cool.
02:36:43.000 It's crazy that the lawyer thought that that was going to help his clients.
02:36:48.000 You know what I think?
02:36:49.000 And I don't know much about the person that shot it, but if I'm guessing, I think he shot the video, whoever this guy was.
02:36:57.000 It's almost like a hero video.
02:36:58.000 Look at this.
02:36:59.000 We caught a guy that burglarized.
02:37:02.000 And then the guns start going off.
02:37:04.000 Yeah.
02:37:04.000 Holy fuck.
02:37:05.000 Yeah.
02:37:06.000 Maybe.
02:37:09.000 Vigilantism is scary, man, because people just decide that they're right, and they decide that this is the person, and no due process, no trial.
02:37:17.000 None.
02:37:17.000 You're pulling up with shotguns drawn.
02:37:20.000 Cops don't even do that, man.
02:37:21.000 They turn the lights on first.
02:37:22.000 They pull you over.
02:37:23.000 They start talking to you.
02:37:24.000 They don't pull the gun out right away when you're just jogging.
02:37:28.000 Well, some cops do.
02:37:29.000 I mean, it's happened before.
02:37:31.000 There's a lot of video of that, too.
02:37:32.000 Video of that, too.
02:37:33.000 But I do think...
02:37:35.000 I mean, it's deep south.
02:37:38.000 Hookworm territory.
02:37:39.000 Hookworm.
02:37:40.000 It's racism.
02:37:41.000 I think racism led it, too.
02:37:43.000 Well, it's very likely.
02:37:46.000 At the very least, it has to be considered as one of the main components of this sort of interaction.
02:37:53.000 Absolutely.
02:37:53.000 Absolutely.
02:37:54.000 I just feel that, you know, anytime you bring up race, you'll have the audience that goes, oh, you got to bring up race.
02:38:00.000 But this was a black guy that got shot by two white guys with shotguns.
02:38:05.000 Let's take away race.
02:38:06.000 Let's say the two guys shot a white guy that was jogging.
02:38:09.000 It's still wrong.
02:38:11.000 Yeah, it's still wrong.
02:38:12.000 It's still wrong.
02:38:13.000 Even if you take the potential racism out.
02:38:15.000 Take it out.
02:38:15.000 If you've got a 25-year-old just kid who's out jogging and these guys pull out with shotguns and tell them to, you know, hey, we want to talk to you, like, fuck.
02:38:24.000 Well, you've heard this.
02:38:25.000 Some people don't even think racism is real.
02:38:27.000 They're like, oh, there's no racism in America.
02:38:29.000 Well, who says that?
02:38:30.000 I mean, I've heard...
02:38:31.000 Racist people?
02:38:35.000 But anybody who doesn't believe it, it's like saying sexism isn't real.
02:38:39.000 But they don't think it's big as it is.
02:38:41.000 You said something at the Comedy Store, and it may have been in one of your specials, where you were talking about something, and you said, that's only four people ago.
02:38:49.000 Yeah, the United States, 1776. Yeah, that's only four people go.
02:38:53.000 Three people go.
02:38:54.000 Three people go.
02:38:55.000 So, if you think about that, right?
02:38:57.000 Three people go, people own people.
02:38:59.000 Own people.
02:39:00.000 So, you were racist, and then your kids were racist.
02:39:03.000 My dad is that third level, being black, had to go through racism.
02:39:07.000 So we're still in it.
02:39:09.000 It can't go away that fast.
02:39:11.000 It takes a long time to go away when you've got the roots of it that's still deeply embedded in these cities, right?
02:39:16.000 Like places like Baltimore where they had those red lines where you weren't even allowed to sell a home to someone who was black in certain districts.
02:39:24.000 It was illegal.
02:39:26.000 Man, my dad has a PhD in nuclear physics and went to a college where he couldn't even eat at restaurants on campus.
02:39:34.000 Where was that?
02:39:35.000 He went to Oklahoma State.
02:39:37.000 He couldn't even eat at restaurants?
02:39:39.000 At certain restaurants on campus.
02:39:41.000 What year is this?
02:39:43.000 Well, he's 75. So, 60s?
02:39:48.000 So during the civil rights, all the riots?
02:39:52.000 Yeah.
02:39:53.000 My dad was in marches to try to get the local restaurant to let him in.
02:39:57.000 So it's a thing where when people go, ah, racism isn't that bad.
02:40:02.000 My dad is only 75. Right, right, right.
02:40:05.000 And he went through it.
02:40:05.000 During his lifetime.
02:40:07.000 During his lifetime.
02:40:08.000 He's alive right now.
02:40:09.000 And this is when my dad was telling me when he was growing up, My dad said he didn't even know he was poor growing up because they never left the area.
02:40:19.000 They couldn't go anywhere.
02:40:21.000 He never knew they were poor.
02:40:23.000 He never saw white people because they weren't allowed to go anywhere anyway.
02:40:28.000 So he never knew they were in poverty.
02:40:31.000 You know, I was reading this horrible story about even after slavery was abolished, one of the things that they would do was they would capture black men for loitering and force them into going into labor camps.
02:40:44.000 So they would literally enforce slavery but do slavery by having them in prison and forcing them to do labor.
02:40:52.000 Now, the reason why I bring this up, right now, There was a garbage strike, garbage workers strike, and so they brought in prisoners.
02:41:03.000 They kicked, find out where this is.
02:41:05.000 They, this is, I don't remember where it was, but I was reading it.
02:41:09.000 I was like, what in the fuck?
02:41:11.000 So these guys, the garbage men made $10 an hour.
02:41:15.000 They fired all the striking garbage men and brought in prisoners to do this.
02:41:19.000 Here it is.
02:41:20.000 Prison labor replaces striking garbage workers in New Orleans.
02:41:24.000 Stop and think about that.
02:41:26.000 They said, you know what?
02:41:27.000 You want more than $10 an hour?
02:41:28.000 I got a better idea.
02:41:29.000 We'll get people to do it for free.
02:41:31.000 So they're essentially reigniting slavery in New Orleans when it comes to taking care of garbage.
02:41:38.000 Yeah.
02:41:39.000 I mean, it's still around.
02:41:40.000 But the fact that they think that's okay, that this is like, well, I got a solution, and the fact that you don't think someone should get more than $10 an hour to fucking take care of people's garbage, it's insane.
02:41:53.000 It's insane.
02:41:54.000 And bringing in, literally, slaves.
02:41:57.000 Yeah.
02:41:58.000 Well, they shouldn't have done that.
02:42:00.000 They'll be paid only 13% of what garbage makers, so the garbage workers, who are only making $10.25 an hour.
02:42:09.000 So they're gonna get 13% of that, which is, what is that?
02:42:13.000 A dollar.
02:42:13.000 Is that like a buck fifty?
02:42:15.000 It's lower than that.
02:42:16.000 It's like 75 cents, right?
02:42:17.000 It's about a dollar, probably.
02:42:19.000 Dollar?
02:42:19.000 Fuck.
02:42:20.000 Maybe a dollar thirty.
02:42:22.000 Fuck.
02:42:23.000 I mean, that's just modern day slavery.
02:42:27.000 It is slavery.
02:42:29.000 Yeah.
02:42:29.000 I mean giving them a dollar That's insane.
02:42:33.000 But some people would say, you know, they're inmates.
02:42:35.000 They did wrong.
02:42:36.000 That's right.
02:42:37.000 Hold on.
02:42:37.000 Scroll back up there.
02:42:39.000 Listen to this.
02:42:39.000 Metro Services Group has long been an advocate of helping persons who have been incarcerated return to society in a meaningful and productive way, said the City Sanitation Services in a statement.
02:42:52.000 Metro makes no apologies for this policy as a core element of our commitment to being good corporate citizens.
02:43:00.000 Under state rules, prison inmates employed by metro services would be paid only 13% of what garbage workers make.
02:43:07.000 Fuck.
02:43:08.000 What's a corporate citizen?
02:43:09.000 What does that mean?
02:43:10.000 I have no idea.
02:43:13.000 But that is so crazy.
02:43:15.000 It's weird because there's no end of the quotation marks.
02:43:18.000 I mean, did this actually, did it go through?
02:43:20.000 How long is this happening?
02:43:21.000 Oh, fuck.
02:43:22.000 This is happening.
02:43:23.000 Despite the use of inmates, garbage workers say they will continue to strike in New Orleans.
02:43:28.000 They have built widespread community spreads from unions and community groups, but still, that doesn't make any sense.
02:43:38.000 They have built widespread community spreads.
02:43:42.000 From unions and community groups, but still the city has refused to meet them and discuss their safety concerns.
02:43:51.000 So they have a lot of support from unions in the community, but they won't meet with them still.
02:43:57.000 Oh, I see.
02:44:00.000 They've built widespread community.
02:44:02.000 I think they want to say have built widespread community support from unions and community groups.
02:44:09.000 They wrote spreads instead of support, I think.
02:44:11.000 They aren't trying to hear us.
02:44:14.000 It says Woods.
02:44:15.000 They don't care about us.
02:44:16.000 They would let anything happen.
02:44:19.000 This is awful.
02:44:20.000 See, I mean...
02:44:22.000 If they were sick, we don't care.
02:44:24.000 They don't care if we spread the disease.
02:44:26.000 They just don't care.
02:44:27.000 Yeah, I mean, just a human being making $10 an hour to do a full-time job is fucking insane.
02:44:32.000 It's insane.
02:44:33.000 And a grown man in a union that can't get more than $10 an hour?
02:44:39.000 How fucking crazy is that?
02:44:41.000 This is what we're living in.
02:44:43.000 And I often wonder, you know, I always think about your three people will go, and I go, how long is it going to take?
02:44:50.000 How many people from us is it going to take?
02:44:53.000 You know, I'm like maybe five, maybe six, if the world is still around.
02:44:57.000 Because there will always be racism, some racism.
02:45:00.000 Not necessarily always, because we could get to a point where we're indistinguishable.
02:45:07.000 Yes, I get you.
02:45:08.000 But they'll find another thing.
02:45:10.000 They'll find something else.
02:45:10.000 It'll be classism.
02:45:11.000 Classism, or it'll be a financial thing or an intelligence thing.
02:45:16.000 Unless they get to genetic engineering, unless genetic engineering reaches a point where literally there is no disparity in human beings in terms of intelligence, looks, all those things.
02:45:29.000 But what is that going to be like?
02:45:31.000 Yeah.
02:45:32.000 There's always going to be competition.
02:45:34.000 There's always going to be weirdness, right?
02:45:35.000 There's always going to be those women that can bounce back from pregnancy quicker.
02:45:40.000 There's always going to be men like super geniuses where knuckleheads like us are scratching our head going, how the fuck did they even think of that?
02:45:47.000 I always think that every time I talk to Elon, every time I have that dude in here, I'm like, life isn't fair.
02:45:51.000 How's it fair?
02:45:52.000 I'm so much dumber than him.
02:45:54.000 And I sit down and talk to him.
02:45:55.000 It's like him talking to a chimp.
02:45:58.000 It's like he's talking to a toddler.
02:45:59.000 But you can lift more weights.
02:46:01.000 Well, I'll fuck him up.
02:46:04.000 If we had to fight to death, I'm the one who's going to walk out of the room like...
02:46:08.000 There you go.
02:46:09.000 Sorry I had to kill him.
02:46:10.000 But he's so much smarter than me.
02:46:13.000 Like, it's not even close.
02:46:14.000 He's a large man, too.
02:46:15.000 He's bigger than me, too.
02:46:17.000 He's...
02:46:17.000 The world's not fair, right?
02:46:21.000 And unless we figure out a way to make it fair, which is almost impossible, there's going to be prejudice, there's going to be disparity, there's going to be...
02:46:31.000 Look, one thing that I talked to him about, Elon, that I thought was really interesting, he's got this new thing that he's working on called Neuralink.
02:46:38.000 And this Neuralink is going to rapidly increase our ability to access information.
02:46:45.000 And he literally said, we're going to be able to communicate without talking.
02:46:49.000 And I had talked about this on the podcast before, that we're going to be able to read each other's minds.
02:46:54.000 And I've said this, stoned as a joke.
02:46:58.000 It's not a matter of what we want.
02:46:59.000 Do you think the chimps were like, one day we're going to have cars that pollute the earth.
02:47:05.000 The chimps are like, do we want that?
02:47:07.000 They didn't sit around and think that.
02:47:09.000 They're like, do I get a gun?
02:47:10.000 Fuck yeah!
02:47:11.000 I'm gonna go to the fucking Michigan Capitol!
02:47:13.000 And with my gun.
02:47:14.000 You know, I mean, this is just what happens.
02:47:18.000 Whether or not we want that, this is what happens.
02:47:21.000 And what he's saying is essentially that one day...
02:47:25.000 With this Neuralink, you're going to have incredibly boosted powers of cognition.
02:47:34.000 You're going to be a different thing than you are now.
02:47:37.000 So my take on it was, okay, well, what would be the difference?
02:47:40.000 He goes, well, you'd have so much more access to resources.
02:47:42.000 You would be able to get so much more done.
02:47:44.000 You'd be so much more productive.
02:47:46.000 But what I was saying is, but what about the people who can't afford this?
02:47:49.000 The people that can afford it would get so far ahead that the people, you know, like...
02:47:54.000 Before cell phones were around, do you remember the movie Wall Street?
02:47:59.000 Yeah, of course.
02:48:00.000 Right.
02:48:00.000 Do you remember Michael Douglas walking around with that stupid brick?
02:48:02.000 Yep.
02:48:03.000 He was walking around with that big old brick.
02:48:05.000 And we're like, God, this guy's a baller.
02:48:07.000 He's on the beach and he's still talking.
02:48:12.000 Now everybody can do that.
02:48:13.000 But there was a long period of time, years, where only wealthy people had cell phones all the time.
02:48:20.000 Now everyone does.
02:48:21.000 But if Neuralink happens and some wealthy people have this insane access to resources and this insane bandwidth and this ability to communicate without words long before people like you or I get it, if those billionaires get it first,
02:48:39.000 They'll be so far ahead of us.
02:48:41.000 And who says they have to share it?
02:48:43.000 Right.
02:48:43.000 And then forget about us.
02:48:44.000 What about really poor people?
02:48:46.000 They're going to be fucked.
02:48:48.000 They're going to be like these goddamn garbage workers.
02:48:50.000 They're scratching, trying to get more than $10 an hour.
02:48:53.000 And people are like, fuck you.
02:48:54.000 We'll use slaves.
02:48:56.000 Literal slaves.
02:48:57.000 Well, then that goes to your racism thing.
02:48:59.000 It becomes a classism thing.
02:49:00.000 Yes, it becomes a classism thing.
02:49:02.000 So there's always going to be something.
02:49:04.000 You know what I mean?
02:49:04.000 But...
02:49:06.000 To me, when hate is involved with it, you know, I think that's where we should draw the line.
02:49:10.000 But that's more of where I'm going is, like, how many people from us, like, where it's just, you don't just kill random people jogging down the street, you know?
02:49:21.000 It's hard to imagine that that still goes on today, right?
02:49:26.000 But then when you hear about your dad and that your dad went to college in a place where he couldn't eat at the same places as white people, you're like, what, on campus?
02:49:35.000 On campus, yeah.
02:49:36.000 On campus?
02:49:37.000 In his lifetime.
02:49:38.000 It's changing, it's getting better.
02:49:40.000 That doesn't exist today.
02:49:42.000 And this is what I don't like.
02:49:43.000 And some black people, I don't want to say just black people, but some black people, when they go, ah, you know, my dad hears this, and he always gets mad about it.
02:49:52.000 He goes, when some black people go, it's no better than it was way back in the day.
02:49:56.000 When they go, excuse me?
02:49:58.000 You're 25 years old saying that?
02:50:00.000 I went through the shit.
02:50:01.000 It is a lot better.
02:50:03.000 It's a lot better.
02:50:03.000 I'm in my house...
02:50:05.000 I can go to any restaurant I want.
02:50:07.000 And an interracial relationship doesn't mean anything anymore.
02:50:10.000 No, it doesn't.
02:50:11.000 To most people.
02:50:12.000 Most people don't care at all.
02:50:13.000 And that's the whole thing, is that my dad is like...
02:50:16.000 Some black people discredit the whole journey because they try to just say, ah, it's just like it was before.
02:50:22.000 No, no.
02:50:24.000 Have you ever read any of Steven Pinker's work?
02:50:27.000 Steven Pinker is a really, really brilliant guy.
02:50:30.000 And one of the things that he gets criticized for is showing how much less violent the world is today, how much less crime there is, how much less rape, how much less murder.
02:50:40.000 This is essentially the safest place, the safest time ever in human history.
02:50:45.000 And people are like, you're discrediting all of the horrors that happen.
02:50:50.000 He's like, no, I'm not.
02:50:50.000 No, I'm not.
02:50:51.000 I'm not dismissing all the terrible things that happen in the world.
02:50:55.000 But we're saying, even though those things do exist, they exist at a far less frequently than did 100 years ago, 200 years ago, any time throughout human history.
02:51:07.000 There's a trend, and that trend is that society is getting safer, and people are getting nicer, and people are getting better.
02:51:14.000 We're growing and learning.
02:51:16.000 Well, I also think now, like I'm from my family, my dad's side, I'm the first person that dealt with, like I would say I deal with racism, but not on the scale my dad dealt with it.
02:51:29.000 And my dad didn't deal with it on the scale his father, my grandfather dealt with it.
02:51:32.000 So it's kind of like, and I'm teaching my kids not to be that way.
02:51:35.000 So I feel like these kids that are young growing up, they're going to be so much more sensitive to Towards other people than we were.
02:51:45.000 For sure.
02:52:13.000 Kids would come up to me and go, what are you?
02:52:16.000 And I was like, mom, what am I? My dad was like, tell them you're black and Asian.
02:52:21.000 It's what I was, but nobody on my block were interracial.
02:52:24.000 It was either black couples or white couples.
02:52:27.000 And my parents were like...
02:52:29.000 Like before the trend, you know, and it's a thing where I saw what happened to my mom didn't teach me to be, my mom didn't teach me anything about my Korean heritage, because people made fun of her accent.
02:52:42.000 So she didn't want me to go through that.
02:52:44.000 So she tried to Americanize me as fast as possible.
02:52:48.000 My dad, he's that I don't give a shit guy.
02:52:51.000 He's like, there's ignorant people.
02:52:52.000 I don't care.
02:52:53.000 They can say what they want.
02:52:55.000 His favorite word is the N-word.
02:52:57.000 You know what I mean?
02:52:57.000 So he loves to watch movies.
02:52:59.000 My dad is so crazy.
02:53:00.000 He loves to watch movies with the N-word in it.
02:53:04.000 Because he says, that's real.
02:53:05.000 That's how it really was.
02:53:06.000 I think that Leonardo DiCaprio movie with Samuel L. Jackson, The Band of Eight or something like that it was called.
02:53:12.000 Hateful Eight.
02:53:14.000 Favorite movie.
02:53:15.000 He goes, because that's how you use the N-word.
02:53:17.000 They said it that normally.
02:53:19.000 He loves the realness of that.
02:53:22.000 He's just crazy.
02:53:23.000 He's 75 years old.
02:53:24.000 Well, he's gone through some shit.
02:53:26.000 Yeah.
02:53:26.000 It's a different world.
02:53:27.000 Different world that he went through.
02:53:29.000 This is one thing that I... When, you know, people complain about social justice warriors and the ridiculous calling out of everything being racist and everything being sexist.
02:53:41.000 I agree.
02:53:43.000 But...
02:53:44.000 The fact that that is the trend that a lot of these young people are going in, it's too far in a lot of ways, but it'll all balance out.
02:53:55.000 You've got to have that sort of overwhelming left-leaning ideology and then this overwhelming right-leaning ideology for people to say, what is rational?
02:54:05.000 What's rational?
02:54:06.000 But the trend seems to be In a positive way.
02:54:11.000 It seems to all be going in a positive way.
02:54:14.000 It seems to be like racism is way less tolerated amongst most of the people that are in the middle.
02:54:19.000 Most of the people that aren't crazy and aren't overly sensitive.
02:54:23.000 It seems like things are balancing out.
02:54:26.000 Yeah, the problem is the older people.
02:54:28.000 We've got to kill them all.
02:54:29.000 That's where coronavirus is.
02:54:31.000 But not because your mom just shook it off like nothing.
02:54:35.000 And talking shit.
02:54:36.000 Like, literally, mom, I'm talking, like, you don't understand that conversation, Jeff.
02:54:40.000 I wish I was there.
02:54:41.000 Oh, my God.
02:54:42.000 That's hilarious.
02:54:43.000 Oh, man, she's talking mad.
02:54:44.000 And your dad didn't get it.
02:54:45.000 No, he didn't get it.
02:54:46.000 And didn't get an antibody test?
02:54:48.000 Nah, my dad had only been to the doctor once.
02:54:51.000 My dad went to the doctor.
02:54:53.000 Three years ago, I was having my son.
02:54:55.000 Me and my wife were having our son.
02:54:57.000 And I said, Dad, I want you around.
02:54:59.000 For my son, you need to go to the doctor and get a checkup.
02:55:01.000 He goes, every time I go to the doctor, all my friends go there.
02:55:04.000 If you go to the doctor, you die.
02:55:05.000 Like, he feels if you see a doctor, you're going to die.
02:55:07.000 Jesus Christ.
02:55:08.000 You know?
02:55:09.000 So he's like, I'm 72 at that time.
02:55:11.000 I'm fine.
02:55:12.000 I'm not going to.
02:55:12.000 But he decides to go because I beg him to.
02:55:15.000 My mom's beat breast cancer twice, throat cancer, all types of cancers.
02:55:19.000 My mom goes, calls me after his checkup, after a doctor.
02:55:22.000 She goes, nothing's wrong with him.
02:55:24.000 Like she was mad about it.
02:55:25.000 She was mad about it.
02:55:28.000 That's hilarious.
02:55:29.000 She was so mad.
02:55:30.000 She was upset.
02:55:30.000 She was so mad.
02:55:31.000 How did your mom get throat cancer?
02:55:33.000 Well, she had breast cancer and they, you know, they do the scan and they found like the second time I remember we having this big thing, because she beat it once, I was younger, and I didn't really understand it.
02:55:47.000 You know, I was like nine, so you don't grasp it.
02:55:48.000 But at 31, it really hurt me, and she's really into Jesus.
02:55:52.000 And I go, well, that's messed up.
02:55:53.000 A lot of Koreans.
02:55:55.000 Very, very Christian.
02:55:56.000 I mean, she's super religious.
02:55:57.000 So I said, Mom, at that time, I was a different person.
02:56:01.000 I was like, your God gave you breast cancer again?
02:56:04.000 How's that good?
02:56:05.000 And she goes, well, if I wouldn't have got breast cancer, I wouldn't have known I had throat cancer.
02:56:09.000 So she found the positive of it.
02:56:12.000 So that's the only reason she knew she had throat cancer.
02:56:16.000 But wait a minute, God gave you that too?
02:56:18.000 What the fuck?
02:56:20.000 She was in a hospital.
02:56:21.000 I don't want to argue with her.
02:56:22.000 I get it.
02:56:24.000 But it's a thing where my mom calling me was so funny because she was so mad that my dad didn't have something.
02:56:31.000 That's so funny!
02:56:32.000 She was so angry.
02:56:36.000 And he's only been to, like, I'm 45 now.
02:56:40.000 In my 45 years, that's the first time he's gone to the doctor.
02:56:43.000 And is your dad active?
02:56:44.000 Does he exercise?
02:56:45.000 He walks two hours every day.
02:56:47.000 Oh, that's great.
02:56:48.000 On his treadmill, and he watches all these Netflix shows.
02:56:50.000 Oh, that's great.
02:56:51.000 Yeah.
02:56:51.000 That's a great way to do it, too.
02:56:52.000 Yeah.
02:56:53.000 Because when you're on a treadmill, you don't even notice what's going on.
02:56:55.000 You know?
02:56:56.000 Like, if you're watching something, if you're watching something entertaining, like I was saying, I was watching Tiger King while I was getting an NAD drip.
02:57:02.000 You know?
02:57:03.000 You don't even notice?
02:57:04.000 As long as you're watching something.
02:57:06.000 I learned that when Ari and Tom and Bert and I did that Sober October thing, you could get so much more cardio done while you're watching a movie.
02:57:14.000 Absolutely.
02:57:15.000 You don't even notice.
02:57:15.000 So my dad walks at two, you know, the speed two, and he walks for two hours and watches shows.
02:57:21.000 So about six months ago, my mom calls me, your dad flew off the treadmill.
02:57:28.000 So he walks in his underwear.
02:57:29.000 I'm finding all this stuff.
02:57:30.000 He walks in his He walks in his underwear, and he accidentally wasn't paying attention, and he hit the one before the two.
02:57:38.000 It went 12. Oh no, that's so fast.
02:57:43.000 So he's on here, and he flew off, and my dad's whole leg was just shredded like scars and everything.
02:57:54.000 Oh my God.
02:57:54.000 Oh my God.
02:57:55.000 You know me.
02:57:56.000 I started sending him emojis of people flying off.
02:58:03.000 But he's back on it.
02:58:04.000 I was like, Dad, you need to get a stepper or something.
02:58:06.000 He's like, no, I'm gonna walk.
02:58:07.000 So he's back on it.
02:58:09.000 Wow.
02:58:10.000 He's crazy.
02:58:12.000 Like, my dad is a no shit type of guy.
02:58:14.000 Sounds like it.
02:58:15.000 And he's that dude, like, when I die, I die.
02:58:17.000 You know, I don't care where you put me.
02:58:18.000 You should get your dad on a podcast.
02:58:20.000 Oh, I'm gonna get my parents on mine.
02:58:22.000 Yeah.
02:58:22.000 Has your dad been on before?
02:58:24.000 Not yet, but they talk so much shit to each other.
02:58:27.000 Like, it's amazing.
02:58:29.000 Like, on my Instagram, there's videos of them.
02:58:32.000 Like, they're in an argument.
02:58:33.000 My dad is telling my mom, that's Korean, that Asian people don't know how to drive.
02:58:36.000 And they're just arguing about it.
02:58:38.000 On the Instagram?
02:58:39.000 Oh, yeah.
02:58:39.000 On your Instagram?
02:58:40.000 Do you have that up there?
02:58:41.000 It's somewhere on there.
02:58:42.000 It's probably deeper.
02:58:43.000 Tell people to find it.
02:58:44.000 Yeah, it's on there.
02:58:45.000 But my mom is like, yeah, Asian people can't drive, but Korean people can't drive.
02:58:49.000 He's like, that's the same damn thing, you know?
02:58:52.000 So that's, ever since I was growing up, that's their relationship.
02:58:55.000 That's hilarious.
02:58:55.000 It's so fun.
02:58:56.000 So they've always been talking shit.
02:58:57.000 One-uppers.
02:58:57.000 They're one-uppers, man.
02:58:58.000 That's so funny.
02:58:59.000 It's so funny that she was mad that you didn't have anything wrong with him.
02:59:02.000 Oh, angry.
02:59:04.000 The way she said it, Joe, the way she said it, she goes, hey, so we got results.
02:59:09.000 Your dad not sick at all.
02:59:11.000 He had nothing wrong with him.
02:59:13.000 I'm like, mom, you should be happy about this.
02:59:16.000 No.
02:59:21.000 They're crazy.
02:59:22.000 That's hilarious.
02:59:23.000 They're crazy.
02:59:24.000 They're crazy.
02:59:24.000 But the world's crazy right now, but I just hope it gets better.
02:59:30.000 I just hope we can get...
02:59:31.000 I don't want to sound like Rodney King.
02:59:33.000 It's going to take some time.
02:59:34.000 It's going to take longer than everybody thinks.
02:59:36.000 I think everybody thinks it's going to all clean up real quick, and I don't think so.
02:59:40.000 I think we're in this for a couple years.
02:59:42.000 The corona?
02:59:43.000 Yeah, that's what I think.
02:59:44.000 Yeah, 100%.
02:59:45.000 But my thing about opening up the country is...
02:59:49.000 It's not about you opening up the country.
02:59:51.000 I just don't feel in a lot of places people are comfortable even going out.
02:59:55.000 Like, I wouldn't go to a restaurant in LA right now.
02:59:57.000 I would.
02:59:58.000 Yeah?
02:59:58.000 Yeah.
02:59:58.000 I think people are going to get used to it.
03:00:00.000 I think people need to, for sure, need to take care of their immune system.
03:00:05.000 Yeah.
03:00:05.000 Very important.
03:00:06.000 And people need to educate themselves and need to understand the value of your health.
03:00:12.000 Because for the longest time, when we didn't have something like this, there's a lot of people that are barely hanging on health-wise.
03:00:18.000 Any little thing can set them off.
03:00:20.000 But when I say go to a restaurant, I've got to go with a five-month-old and a three-year-old son.
03:00:26.000 That's a different animal.
03:00:26.000 That's what I'm talking about.
03:00:27.000 I'm not talking about me.
03:00:28.000 I'm talking about the whole family.
03:00:30.000 Yeah.
03:00:31.000 No way would I take a five-month-old.
03:00:34.000 I think your real concern, for sure, is people that have issues.
03:00:39.000 That's the real concern.
03:00:41.000 And the real concern is coming home, like, you know, your mom shook it off, but some moms not, you know?
03:00:46.000 Some older folks are not going to.
03:00:49.000 We've got to do our best to shield them and hopefully remdesivir, how do you say that shit?
03:00:54.000 Yeah, they're testing that right now.
03:00:56.000 Yeah, apparently that is really helping.
03:01:00.000 People are recovering 31% faster.
03:01:03.000 But it's not stopping you from dying.
03:01:05.000 If you're going to recover, it recovers you.
03:01:08.000 I don't know if that's true.
03:01:09.000 No, it's true.
03:01:10.000 What do you mean it's not stopping you from dying?
03:01:12.000 It's basically helping people that would recover anyway.
03:01:15.000 Like, if you took 14 days of recovery, it changes it to 11. But what if they get it to you early before the virus has a chance to expand?
03:01:25.000 They're saying it's not stopping death.
03:01:26.000 It's just helping the people that would recover faster, which is great, because they can get back out.
03:01:32.000 That's the last I heard, but like I said, things change all the time.
03:01:35.000 What you said about...
03:01:36.000 What is this, Jay?
03:01:37.000 Oh, my God.
03:01:38.000 I can't get it for you to see now.
03:01:39.000 Okay.
03:01:40.000 We'll end with this because we're three hours in.
03:01:42.000 I'm glad you're okay, brother.
03:01:44.000 Thank you.
03:01:44.000 I'm glad to be alive.
03:01:45.000 I'm glad we got a chance to do this podcast and let people know.
03:01:49.000 And now we're going to show people how crazy your parents are.
03:01:51.000 You don't have to play the whole thing.
03:01:57.000 I was in a taxi.
03:01:59.000 I was in a taxi.
03:02:01.000 I was in a taxi.
03:02:11.000 I was in a taxi.
03:02:12.000 In Korea we was driving down in town.
03:02:16.000 This taxi hit this other guy.
03:02:18.000 In the other car and they kept going.
03:02:20.000 They didn't even stop.
03:02:21.000 Oh, don't tell me, boy.
03:02:23.000 That's all he needs to say.
03:02:25.000 That's such a generalization.
03:02:27.000 One taxi driver hit someone who didn't stop.
03:02:30.000 Stop.
03:02:31.000 Don't tell me.
03:02:32.000 Don't tell me.
03:02:33.000 Michael Yeo, thank you, brother.
03:02:35.000 Thank you, man.
03:02:35.000 Tell people how to find you on Instagram, on Twitter.
03:02:37.000 Instagram, at Michael Yeo.
03:02:39.000 Everything at Michael Yeo.
03:02:40.000 Michael Yeo.
03:02:40.000 And the podcast.
03:02:41.000 Podcast Michael Yeo Show on iTunes.
03:02:43.000 So check it out.
03:02:44.000 All right.
03:02:45.000 Thanks, brother.
03:02:45.000 Appreciate you, man.
03:02:46.000 Bye, everybody.
03:02:51.000 That was good.