The Joe Rogan Experience - May 16, 2020


Joe Rogan Experience #1475 - Bridget Phetasy


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 17 minutes

Words per Minute

187.68437

Word Count

37,027

Sentence Count

3,799

Misogynist Sentences

79

Hate Speech Sentences

54


Summary

L.A. is on lockdown, the government is trying to make sure everyone stays indoors, and we talk about the Davidian Cult. We also talk about how we would like to start a cult and how we plan to do it. Thank you for listening to this episode of the WDFA Podcast. Please don't forget to rate, comment, and subscribe to our other shows MIC/LINE, The Anthropology, The HYPE Report, and HYPETALKS! Thanks to everyone for all your support, stay safe out there and Don't Get Lost in the Storm! Love ya, bye. Peace out, Blessings, EJ & Rory. xoxo -EJ and Rory Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Please do not use this music for commercial purposes only. We do not own the rights to any music used in this podcast. This podcast is not intended to be used without written permission. If you enjoyed this podcast, please leave us a review and/or a rating and review on Apple Podcasts. We are not responsible for the use of any of the music used on this podcast or any other products mentioned in the podcast, other than those mentioned in this episode. Thank us for any of our music used is not being used without permission, unless otherwise stated in the review. - Thank you! - EJ, Rory, Ej, EJR, Eyo, and EJ.R. & Rory, etc., etc. etc. Thank you. EJ is a good friend of mine. . -Rory and Rory is a professional musician. -- Thank you so much for all the support and support this podcast is appreciated! -- -- EJ's music is very much appreciated, thank you for all of the support we've gotten so much love and support is appreciated. Thanks for your support is very appreciated, Rory's work is much appreciated! -- Ej is a big thank you, Rory is very appreciative of your support and respect is appreciated by me. , EJ and I appreciate all the love & support is much more than appreciated. -- I really appreciate it. -- RYAN, RORY, RODY, JUICY, RABY, JERRY, JOSH, etc. -- JOSEPH, JOSY, KEVIN, JAY & AYEAH, KAREN, JORDY, GABE, JAMIE, KELLY, SONGS, JACOB, DANICA, KIM AND KAYLEE, MABORO, JODY, LYNNE, DORA, MARCY, MARYLEE AND JOSIE, MALAYA, PENNY, JARED, AND KARETTE, EZY, AND JOSH AND JAYE, EABLES, AND AYAN JANICE, JAMES, BABY & JOSH MILLER, JODIAH AND KEVY, PRAISE ME.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Bridget!
00:00:03.000 Heyo!
00:00:03.000 You're here!
00:00:04.000 I came to make a citizen's arrest.
00:00:06.000 Oh, congrats.
00:00:08.000 It's touchy these days.
00:00:10.000 We're less than six feet apart, I believe.
00:00:13.000 I think we're okay.
00:00:14.000 Do we need to wear masks?
00:00:15.000 No, we don't.
00:00:16.000 Well, you don't.
00:00:17.000 You got tested, and I've been tested too.
00:00:19.000 I got one of the Joe Rogan tests.
00:00:21.000 I feel special.
00:00:23.000 You are special.
00:00:24.000 Did you see that the LA, they have a number now where you can turn in businesses that aren't complying?
00:00:32.000 What is going on?
00:00:34.000 Why?
00:00:34.000 What is this?
00:00:35.000 Who's doing that?
00:00:36.000 But this is bad government.
00:00:37.000 Listen, there's zero effort talking about giving people information on how to strengthen your immune system.
00:00:44.000 Zero.
00:00:45.000 Zero effort.
00:00:46.000 Zero effort.
00:00:47.000 Talking to people about lowering stress levels through meditation and exercise.
00:00:50.000 Zero.
00:00:51.000 Zero.
00:00:52.000 The importance of keeping your body healthy.
00:00:54.000 Zero.
00:00:55.000 Zero talk about this.
00:00:56.000 Zero concentrating on the new data that's coming in about vitamins and all the different vitamin deficiencies.
00:01:03.000 Yes, Dr. Rhonda Patrick knocked it all out of the park on the podcast yesterday.
00:01:08.000 Fuck, man.
00:01:08.000 It's crazy.
00:01:09.000 These people are just like, stay home, locked up.
00:01:11.000 But aside from the government, snitches get stitches.
00:01:14.000 This is basic childhood etiquette.
00:01:16.000 Well, they were first given snitches for people who are violating social distancing, but now they're moving on to businesses that are non-compliant.
00:01:23.000 But how are you supposed to make money?
00:01:25.000 How are you supposed to make money?
00:01:27.000 I don't understand this.
00:01:29.000 Here's the crazy thing.
00:01:30.000 Garcetti said, we're going to keep L.A. on at least partial lockdown until there's a cure.
00:01:37.000 There's not going to be a cure, you fucking dummy.
00:01:39.000 It's a virus.
00:01:40.000 And isn't it a cold virus?
00:01:42.000 Yes, you don't cure viruses.
00:01:45.000 Unless you find a way to eradicate it from the actual gene pool.
00:01:50.000 But did he actually say that?
00:01:51.000 Yes, he said until there's a cure.
00:01:53.000 You can't say that.
00:01:54.000 First of all, I'm sure what he meant is like a viable treatment, a vaccine, but they're saying that even a vaccine, there's never been a coronavirus vaccine.
00:02:06.000 Mayor, LA will never completely reopen until we have a cure.
00:02:11.000 That's his quote.
00:02:13.000 That just seems...
00:02:15.000 I mean, we don't have a cure for the flu.
00:02:17.000 That poor lady who is the health lady, someone needs to give her a steak and let her lie outside in the sun.
00:02:24.000 Jesus Christ, you're the health lady.
00:02:27.000 I heard you're moving.
00:02:28.000 She looks tired.
00:02:29.000 That's been on the wires.
00:02:30.000 Listen, we're all talking about it.
00:02:32.000 All of us talk about it.
00:02:33.000 Everyone.
00:02:34.000 Who?
00:02:35.000 All my friends.
00:02:36.000 Oh.
00:02:36.000 Callan, Schaub, Joey Diaz, everyone.
00:02:39.000 You can just go start a Davidian ranch.
00:02:42.000 We're going to call it a cult.
00:02:43.000 We're just going to be up front about it.
00:02:46.000 All these people hide the fact they have a cult.
00:02:48.000 We're just going to call it a cult.
00:02:49.000 Ten years from now, it's just Waco and it's Joe.
00:02:52.000 Yeah, no name.
00:02:52.000 We're just going to call it the cult.
00:02:54.000 We'll have the band play the cult.
00:02:56.000 Sanctuary.
00:02:59.000 That's a great band.
00:03:00.000 Underrated.
00:03:02.000 Super underrated band.
00:03:03.000 The cult?
00:03:04.000 Love Removal Machine.
00:03:05.000 Holy fuck, that's a good jam to work out to.
00:03:07.000 I would probably join your cult.
00:03:09.000 Thank you.
00:03:09.000 I would have you.
00:03:10.000 I would have you in your cult.
00:03:11.000 Oh, thank you.
00:03:12.000 Basically, have everybody.
00:03:13.000 If you're nice, just be nice and tell the truth.
00:03:15.000 And if you fuck up, tell the truth about that.
00:03:17.000 We love you.
00:03:18.000 This is the idea of the cult.
00:03:19.000 We'll just call it the cult.
00:03:21.000 And we just get a gigantic chunk of land somewhere and start building.
00:03:25.000 What do I have to pay?
00:03:27.000 What We're the dudes.
00:03:28.000 No dudes.
00:03:29.000 No dudes.
00:03:29.000 That's the key.
00:03:30.000 That's where everything goes wrong.
00:03:31.000 Here's two ways things go wrong.
00:03:32.000 The cult leader, that's a problem.
00:03:35.000 You should never have a cult leader.
00:03:36.000 So you're not the leader.
00:03:37.000 No, there's no leader.
00:03:38.000 It's just an amorphous cult.
00:03:39.000 Yeah, I think everybody should be informed and get to vote.
00:03:44.000 That's how it should be.
00:03:44.000 Okay.
00:03:45.000 But you have to be informed.
00:03:46.000 You can't just vote.
00:03:48.000 You've got to be informed and get to vote.
00:03:50.000 You're starting your own state.
00:03:51.000 Something like that.
00:03:52.000 The state of Rosen.
00:03:54.000 But a few thousand acres.
00:03:54.000 That's all we need.
00:03:55.000 A few thousand acres in like Colorado or Montana.
00:03:58.000 And helicopters.
00:03:58.000 Yeah!
00:03:59.000 I got out of this shit.
00:04:00.000 I got some plans.
00:04:01.000 I've been looking at Idaho.
00:04:03.000 Idaho's good.
00:04:04.000 I know.
00:04:04.000 By the way, Boise is, I don't even want to talk about it right now on the podcast, and I want to blow it up for Boise.
00:04:11.000 They get mad at me when I talk about going to Idaho.
00:04:13.000 They're like, don't give away our secret, let everyone go to Texas.
00:04:15.000 I did a show in Boise a little over a year ago, and I was like, I feel like I should not tell people about this.
00:04:22.000 This is a goddamn secret.
00:04:23.000 You guys have this really cool town.
00:04:26.000 Boise is a really cool town.
00:04:27.000 It's a little red.
00:04:29.000 But hey, I get along with people that are red, by the way, more a lot of times than I get along with people that are like, ideologically left, like without thinking about it.
00:04:40.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:04:41.000 There's people that are left because they're compassionate and they want people to have freedom and the choice to do whatever they want to do with their body.
00:04:49.000 Were you raised Democrat?
00:04:52.000 No.
00:04:52.000 Yes, Democrat.
00:04:53.000 I was raised hippie.
00:04:55.000 My parents were hippie.
00:04:56.000 My stepfather had long hair down to his ass.
00:04:59.000 My parents went from New Jersey, like a really Italian neighborhood, to San Francisco.
00:05:05.000 Oh, okay.
00:05:05.000 And then became a hippie.
00:05:06.000 But my stepdad was a hippie when my mom met him.
00:05:08.000 And then we moved across the country when I was seven.
00:05:11.000 Okay.
00:05:11.000 We lived in San Francisco in the middle of where Lombard Street is.
00:05:16.000 It was all just flower children and gay people and fuck this war.
00:05:21.000 I was in San Francisco when the Vietnam War broke.
00:05:24.000 Okay, when I was a little kid when it ended when when the war ended rather and I remember thinking like wow, they're never gonna have war again.
00:05:31.000 They figured it out.
00:05:32.000 Thank God because I was worried You know, there's people that were around me that were you know, if there was younger folks are worried about being drafted And so you were pretty indoctrinated with all that?
00:05:45.000 Oh, yeah.
00:05:45.000 But I don't think that's what's going on here with the left today.
00:05:51.000 There's a lot of weird cult shit.
00:05:53.000 It really is like cult shit.
00:05:55.000 It's like religious shit.
00:05:56.000 It's like instead of thinking rationally and looking at the faults of both sides, the faults of one side are completely ignored or exonerated or, you know, you find a way to forgive it or to find out for...
00:06:08.000 You do mental gymnastics until you can...
00:06:11.000 Let them get away with all sorts of heinous shit, privacy invading shit, going after whistleblowers, drone attacks, like fucking across the board.
00:06:20.000 Yeah.
00:06:21.000 Everything, right?
00:06:21.000 But I would say this is true about the maggots, too.
00:06:25.000 Oh, yeah.
00:06:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:25.000 You know, there's a certain amount of, I mean, speaking of cults, it's a little bit like deer leader-y.
00:06:33.000 They fell into something.
00:06:35.000 They fell into something.
00:06:36.000 They fell into the spell of a powerful figure.
00:06:40.000 They feel like they don't have a word in.
00:06:42.000 They feel like they're not represented.
00:06:44.000 First of all, it's really hard for assholes to find a king.
00:06:48.000 All kings are noble.
00:06:50.000 Most of the people that were running for president, most people that were president, they were at least outwardly noble.
00:06:57.000 They weren't the type of people that talk shit on someone, call someone horse face on Twitter.
00:07:02.000 There's a certain amount of dignity.
00:07:04.000 They're dignified to a certain extent.
00:07:07.000 And Trump is Trump.
00:07:08.000 Love him or hate him, he's Trump.
00:07:10.000 And assholes have a king now.
00:07:12.000 They never had a king before.
00:07:13.000 And there's a lot of assholes.
00:07:15.000 It's a large market.
00:07:17.000 Well, what's interesting I think on the left and what you're saying is it's more of a religion and it's a free-floating ideology that everybody's a bit enamored by, but they don't have that one personality that they rally around and that they focus on.
00:07:32.000 And they feel like they don't have a voice either.
00:07:34.000 So it's very similar feelings, I think, that drive that.
00:07:38.000 And it's similar also in that the really far-left people are the ones that people point to when they mock the left, whereas the vast majority of them don't fall into that.
00:07:47.000 Right.
00:07:48.000 And I've been hard on the left, hard on them.
00:07:52.000 And rightfully so, I think, to a certain extent, because I do see a lot of the stuff like the language policing and the erosion of...
00:08:00.000 Freedom of speech to a certain extent as deeply terrifying, but I've kind of been saying I see fascism, you know, on all sides kind of encroaching.
00:08:11.000 There's elements of it, the creepy worship of the cult of personality, the, you know, just abiding by this mob mentality.
00:08:21.000 And I've just been, I've been feeling pretty nihilistic.
00:08:25.000 But isn't it also because you've been locked up?
00:08:28.000 No, no, that's normal for me.
00:08:31.000 So what's making you feel more nihilistic?
00:08:33.000 I've never felt less optimistic about people's ability to govern themselves.
00:08:40.000 So this American experiment is supposed to be one in which it's smaller government and we...
00:08:48.000 We can, you know, we're adults.
00:08:50.000 We're grownups.
00:08:51.000 And now I feel like everybody's ratting on everybody else.
00:08:55.000 Everyone's looking to somebody to save them or tell them what to do.
00:08:59.000 There's this lack and it comes to the culture is just so lack of resilience, you know, just psychological resilience.
00:09:08.000 And so I don't know.
00:09:10.000 I've been feeling you don't know who to believe.
00:09:13.000 Where do you get where do you get your news from?
00:09:15.000 Where do you get your trusted news from?
00:09:17.000 It's a good question.
00:09:18.000 I don't.
00:09:20.000 I've been not getting news.
00:09:22.000 Like, I just skim through things these days.
00:09:25.000 It's so frustrating.
00:09:26.000 First of all, there's too many series to follow.
00:09:30.000 There's the Obamagate series.
00:09:31.000 You gotta follow that.
00:09:33.000 That's nutcase.
00:09:34.000 Nutcase.
00:09:35.000 Nutcase.
00:09:35.000 The sitting president, exiting president, literally hires or gets the FBI to investigate Trump.
00:09:45.000 I don't know anything about Obamagate, but I did see a takedown of Obamagate that was pretty harsh, where the guy was like, it basically relies on you having to believe a series of conspiracy theories in order for it to even hold up.
00:09:58.000 And I am going to sit here right now before everyone's all like, I know nothing about Obamagate.
00:10:05.000 And I actually don't give a shit.
00:10:07.000 That might have been an older video.
00:10:08.000 That might have been an older video.
00:10:09.000 No, it's from last night.
00:10:11.000 Listen to Jimmy Dore's video on it.
00:10:13.000 Jimmy Dore's video is excellent.
00:10:15.000 And he breaks down exactly what the administration did.
00:10:20.000 Yeah.
00:10:20.000 And that it's illegal.
00:10:21.000 And that you're essentially using the FBI to spy on Trump.
00:10:27.000 And then when it turned out that all that Russia stuff that they were claiming was going to happen didn't take place and that they knew it wasn't really happening to begin with.
00:10:35.000 What they were saying was all exaggerating and hyperbole, and they were trying to turn it into something that it wasn't.
00:10:41.000 I don't know.
00:10:42.000 I haven't been following it.
00:10:45.000 It's all not good.
00:10:46.000 It's not good.
00:10:47.000 What's the other story that we need to follow?
00:10:49.000 There's so many series.
00:10:50.000 There's so many going on right now, right?
00:10:52.000 Is Joe Biden losing his fucking mind?
00:10:54.000 Oh.
00:10:54.000 Like, do they have him locked in a basement somewhere and they're pumping up steroids and coke right before he does an interview?
00:10:58.000 Weren't they going to do like a whole Fortnite thing where he was going to be a, you know, what are they called?
00:11:02.000 A hologram in Fortnite or something?
00:11:05.000 And I'm like, this is going to be our first hologram president.
00:11:08.000 Oh, a hologram debate, right?
00:11:09.000 Do you put anything beyond the realm of possibility at the point that we're at, though, in the world?
00:11:17.000 Doesn't it feel like we live in a fucking simulation?
00:11:20.000 It does.
00:11:20.000 Kevin Rose.
00:11:21.000 You know Kevin Rose from Dig?
00:11:22.000 He put something up on his page a couple of days ago.
00:11:25.000 I retweeted it.
00:11:26.000 It's the new Unreal Engine.
00:11:28.000 Unreal 5. Oh, I saw that.
00:11:31.000 Yeah!
00:11:31.000 It's fucking insane.
00:11:33.000 It's fucking insane.
00:11:35.000 It's like movie stuff.
00:11:37.000 And it's in-game action.
00:11:39.000 So the in-game action...
00:11:41.000 Now, there's a scene where the character that you're playing...
00:11:44.000 It's a third-person game.
00:11:45.000 And you're...
00:11:47.000 Moving this girl around and she runs up this hill and as she runs up the hill you see like rocks falling and you see the shadows it's spectacular and Kevin said you know he tweeted it to me and he said look at this and imagine I believe he said 25 50 100 years from now of course we're in a simulation because this is this is going to be just as realistic in 25 50 100 years from now as the world that you're experiencing right now But isn't
00:12:17.000 there the question that we don't know that this isn't?
00:12:20.000 Yeah, that is the question.
00:12:21.000 I mean, there's a guy that I had on Nick Bostrom that explained it to me that my feeble brain was having a hard time calculating it.
00:12:29.000 But he's basically saying that, according to probability theory, we are in a simulation.
00:12:34.000 It's more probable that we are than that we're not.
00:12:37.000 My friend was saying that they would start doing things like this, leading you to believe you're in a simulation.
00:12:42.000 If people in the simulation started becoming self-aware, they'd start making you think you're in a simulation so that you could doubt it.
00:12:51.000 Of course.
00:12:51.000 Built-in fail-saves.
00:12:53.000 Yeah.
00:12:54.000 Of course.
00:12:55.000 But that makes sense, right?
00:12:56.000 So I'm going to ask you, Jimmy Dore, you get news from him?
00:13:00.000 I do.
00:13:00.000 I get news from Kyle Kalinske, Jimmy Dore.
00:13:03.000 My political news is all from The Hill.
00:13:06.000 Jimmy Dore and Kyle Kalinske.
00:13:08.000 The Hill is Crystal and Sagar.
00:13:11.000 I always say his name wrong.
00:13:12.000 They have a really good political show.
00:13:14.000 Kyle Kalinske is very well versed in exactly what's going on, and he's critical of both sides, as is Jimmy Dore.
00:13:22.000 Neither one of those is partisan.
00:13:24.000 Both those guys, even though they're left, both progressive guys, they're very open-minded and very honest about what's going wrong and what's wrong about it.
00:13:33.000 Jimmy Dore, especially, he has some fucking epic rants.
00:13:36.000 An epic rant recently about when people tried to whitewash the negative things that happened during the Obama administration.
00:13:43.000 He's like, you guys are gaslighting people.
00:13:45.000 This is what happens when you have your standard, you know, this is the relationship, right?
00:13:53.000 A guy goes into office.
00:13:55.000 He promises a bunch of stuff.
00:13:56.000 Can't really do them, but people like the way he talks.
00:13:58.000 Does some things that maybe aren't so good.
00:14:00.000 You find out later.
00:14:01.000 And then he gets out and he makes shh.
00:14:03.000 Shit loads of money doing speeches.
00:14:06.000 And Jimmy Dore highlights that, that he's making, he's even openly talking about it.
00:14:10.000 That press correspondence dinner, you know that joke you get?
00:14:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:13.000 He talked about how he's going to try those lines out at Goldman Sachs after he did them there.
00:14:19.000 Oh, yeah.
00:14:20.000 And then he said he was going to make him some serious Tubmans.
00:14:22.000 They're taking over all the streaming.
00:14:24.000 I saw a whole thing about how- Who's they?
00:14:27.000 The Obamas, I think, they're getting into the streaming game, and I read somewhere that the Clintons are that could be wrong.
00:14:34.000 Well, the Obamas apparently have some sort of a deal with Netflix to produce shows, documentaries, and then they have a deal where they're doing podcasts as well.
00:14:41.000 Did you like Obama?
00:14:43.000 I like him as a spokesperson and as a figurehead of who the president is.
00:14:49.000 I mean, he's a handsome guy.
00:14:51.000 He's incredibly articulate, really well-spoken.
00:14:54.000 The way he speaks is like a statesman.
00:14:57.000 I mean, he's always calm and collected.
00:15:01.000 There's a lot about him I really like.
00:15:03.000 There's a lot about him.
00:15:04.000 But politics is a crazy, messy, impossible-to-do-right business that no one has nailed.
00:15:12.000 Especially at the highest levels.
00:15:14.000 No one's nailed it.
00:15:14.000 I don't know why he didn't do what he said he was going to do before he got into office.
00:15:18.000 I don't know what they revealed to him.
00:15:20.000 I don't know.
00:15:20.000 But when you listen, if someone does an accurate job of breaking down what went wrong, particularly what's going on with this Flynn case, where they're trying to drop all the charges and then some new judges coming in saying, no, we're not dropping shit.
00:15:35.000 I just feel so ill-equipped to process this stuff.
00:15:39.000 Oh, yeah.
00:15:40.000 Because I'm not a lawyer.
00:15:41.000 I'm not a politician.
00:15:43.000 I'm an idiot on YouTube.
00:15:45.000 Thank you.
00:15:45.000 And I'm an idiot right here.
00:15:47.000 And I don't know anything.
00:15:48.000 And I often hear, even in my comments on the dumpster fire, they're like, oh, I get all my news from you and Joe Rogan.
00:15:55.000 I'm like, no!
00:15:57.000 No.
00:15:57.000 Don't do it.
00:15:58.000 Don't do that.
00:15:58.000 Don't do that.
00:15:59.000 No, don't get it from me or you.
00:16:01.000 No.
00:16:02.000 No.
00:16:02.000 I am not a trusted news source.
00:16:04.000 But then I'm like, but I don't know who is.
00:16:06.000 Yeah, I don't know who is either.
00:16:06.000 I'm here to talk shit, okay?
00:16:08.000 And if I'm wrong, which is often, I will let you know.
00:16:11.000 I'm not here to lie, but I'm here to talk shit.
00:16:13.000 That's what I'm here to do.
00:16:14.000 Yeah.
00:16:15.000 I mean, I don't...
00:16:16.000 The show, we just basically make fun of how bonkers everything is.
00:16:21.000 And I... But I don't have any answers.
00:16:23.000 I don't know what the...
00:16:24.000 Freaking pathway forward out of this ship show is it seems like it's gonna get worse before it gets better which is my fear it certainly is gonna get worse it has to get worse unless the the world starts back up and there's some sort of a shift in treatment some sort of a shift in and how much More survivable the disease is.
00:16:45.000 It's pretty survivable.
00:16:47.000 The disease.
00:16:47.000 Are we back to COVID? That's what's wrong with everything right now.
00:16:51.000 Until that gets solved, the politics is just amplified.
00:16:54.000 What that is, it's like gasoline to the fire of partisanship.
00:16:59.000 Because everybody's in a panic and everyone's fearful and so many people are going to be unemployed.
00:17:03.000 And when people are unemployed, that's when Hitler kicked in, by the way.
00:17:06.000 Right?
00:17:07.000 Because people were acting true in Germany.
00:17:09.000 No, I know, I know.
00:17:10.000 People get scared.
00:17:10.000 You're not making any arguments against that Trump is literally Hitler.
00:17:15.000 I don't think he's Hitler.
00:17:16.000 No, I know, I know.
00:17:17.000 I think he's Trump.
00:17:18.000 I think he's always been the same guy.
00:17:20.000 It's just that now they've expected so much more of him.
00:17:22.000 They've now expected him to be a statesman.
00:17:25.000 Yeah, and I think people are desperate.
00:17:28.000 And that's what scares me is that, you know, even in the city, there's just more crime in my neighborhood.
00:17:33.000 There's more.
00:17:34.000 Now everyone's wearing a fucking mask.
00:17:35.000 It's easy to do crime.
00:17:36.000 Yeah.
00:17:37.000 Yeah.
00:17:38.000 That's what you do.
00:17:39.000 You're either a superhero or you commit crimes.
00:17:41.000 And I definitely see...
00:17:44.000 It's weird.
00:17:45.000 Like, where I live in L.A. is a bit of a crossroads area.
00:17:48.000 And it's a little bit...
00:17:49.000 Like, crossroads are the big freeways and some of the big arteries of the roads.
00:17:54.000 And it's...
00:17:55.000 At night, because everybody's locked down, it's all the, like, drifters and homeless people.
00:18:00.000 And it feels fucking weird when you go out in L.A. at night.
00:18:04.000 It's all just...
00:18:05.000 It's like zombies.
00:18:06.000 Yeah.
00:18:07.000 Nothing's open.
00:18:08.000 Yeah, so nothing's open and no one's on the road, but there's just like this kind of drifter population in LA, and they're the only ones that you see, so it's so highlighted right now.
00:18:19.000 Is anybody doing a tally on how many more homeless people there are?
00:18:23.000 What I wonder is...
00:18:25.000 40% increase.
00:18:26.000 I just saw last night.
00:18:27.000 They're expected over the next 12 months, I think.
00:18:29.000 40% increase.
00:18:31.000 So go from 70,000 to like...
00:18:34.000 What is that?
00:18:35.000 85, 87,000?
00:18:37.000 Something like that?
00:18:37.000 Yeah.
00:18:38.000 What in the fuck?
00:18:41.000 What the fuck?
00:18:43.000 I mean, it's hitting LA hard because most of the people were, like, freelancers.
00:18:51.000 You know, everybody's in the gig economy here.
00:18:54.000 Everyone I fucking knew drove Uber.
00:18:56.000 Who is trying to make it as a comic or trying to make it as...
00:18:59.000 Any creative is doing...
00:19:01.000 Has a side hustle.
00:19:02.000 So you take away...
00:19:04.000 Think about it.
00:19:05.000 The makeup artists.
00:19:06.000 All the people who are working in music.
00:19:09.000 All the people that are no longer in work because there are no live music shows.
00:19:13.000 All the people lighting.
00:19:16.000 It's so bottomless in this town.
00:19:18.000 I'm worried about L.A. You should be worried because we have a guy who's running it that thinks that the solution is keep everybody home.
00:19:26.000 That's not the solution.
00:19:27.000 No, no.
00:19:28.000 And now they're saying crazy things.
00:19:30.000 Like, I'll read you a quote because this quote is fucking nuts.
00:19:33.000 Someone sent it to me and I read it and I was like, is that real?
00:19:36.000 Did he really say that?
00:19:37.000 And he was talking about the mandatory wearing of masks.
00:19:40.000 And so this is the quote he said.
00:19:43.000 Bring your mask with you whenever you leave your home, Garcetti said, that will help us get more freedoms.
00:19:51.000 What?
00:19:53.000 That will help us get more freedoms.
00:19:55.000 I'm fine with wearing a mask in establishments, banks, or wherever.
00:20:01.000 But walking, like on a walk with my dog with no one around, I'm not giving anyone the fucking coronavirus.
00:20:08.000 You're stopping our freedoms.
00:20:10.000 Yeah.
00:20:12.000 You're fucking it up for everybody, Bridget.
00:20:15.000 Go on.
00:20:16.000 Get our freedoms.
00:20:17.000 Earn our freedoms.
00:20:18.000 Drive around with your mask on.
00:20:20.000 See, and I, again, I think here's my suggestion.
00:20:23.000 Please get two constitutional lawyers on your show and have them debate the constitutionality of this.
00:20:31.000 Because I would like, I know there's precedent.
00:20:33.000 There were two states that voted that the lockdowns were, even now, they voted in favor of them.
00:20:39.000 And so I think...
00:20:42.000 Michigan was one, and I can't remember the other one, maybe Pennsylvania or somewhere.
00:20:45.000 So there's precedent, and there are people who are saying this isn't violating our rights, but I would really love to hear two people who aren't idiots, like me, have a discussion about whether or not this is the case.
00:20:59.000 Johnson overturned it and then they had all these bars and all these people were just getting hammered in the bars and people were really pissed off because the bars are packed with people.
00:21:07.000 I think people are getting pissed off because it looks like fun.
00:21:10.000 That's what I think.
00:21:11.000 I think they're using the excuse like, oh, you're going to transmit the disease.
00:21:15.000 And I think what's really going on is they don't want anybody having any fun.
00:21:18.000 And they're depressed now.
00:21:19.000 And when people are depressed, misery loves company.
00:21:21.000 They want everybody to be depressed.
00:21:22.000 They don't want anybody fucking listening to Garth Brooks singing, I Got Friends in Low Places, throwing back Jack Daniels and high-fiving each other.
00:21:29.000 I grew up with that.
00:21:31.000 That was my upbringing in Minnesota.
00:21:32.000 I've been there.
00:21:33.000 You just described my high school years.
00:21:35.000 I got friends.
00:21:36.000 It's a great song when you're hammered.
00:21:37.000 If you're hammered at a country western bar and that comes on, you're like, woo!
00:21:42.000 Right?
00:21:42.000 Good times.
00:21:43.000 Jack Daniels too.
00:21:44.000 Sure.
00:21:44.000 You just described my exact high school.
00:21:46.000 Any kind of whiskey.
00:21:48.000 Bring it in that Buffalo Trace.
00:21:49.000 Give me some of that Dan Aykroyd Skull Vodka.
00:21:53.000 What's that stuff called?
00:21:54.000 Crystal Skull.
00:21:55.000 Crystal Skull Vodka.
00:21:56.000 Yeah, I think that most people can balance the two worries.
00:22:02.000 You know, the concern about their family, their economics.
00:22:06.000 A lot of people are worried about their own concerns.
00:22:09.000 Safety and sickness.
00:22:11.000 If you look online, you would think there's just two groups.
00:22:15.000 The people who are shut-ins and the people who are grandma killers or whatever.
00:22:23.000 Right, because you're insensitive and you want to go outside.
00:22:25.000 But I think most people live in the gray.
00:22:27.000 They live in the area of saying, okay, we understand that this is new and we don't know really shit about it.
00:22:35.000 And I understood it as we were supposed to stay home so we could flatten the curve, which I thought we did.
00:22:41.000 We for sure flattened it.
00:22:43.000 And help our places, like the hospitals, catch up.
00:22:46.000 Which we did.
00:22:47.000 And now they're going out of business.
00:22:48.000 Because there's no one there.
00:22:49.000 Yeah.
00:22:49.000 Yeah.
00:22:50.000 Yeah, and they said we need more ventilators.
00:22:52.000 Well, now it turns out that the people that go on the ventilators don't do well.
00:22:55.000 I saw that.
00:22:55.000 How crazy is that?
00:22:56.000 I'm like, how funny is it going to be when it comes out that ventilators are killing people?
00:23:00.000 Well, that's what Michael Yeo's doctor said.
00:23:02.000 I mean, not funny.
00:23:03.000 It's not funny, but it is funny.
00:23:05.000 But it's ironic.
00:23:05.000 As long as you're really far away from it.
00:23:07.000 It's funny.
00:23:08.000 I know people who are worried, and I have a family member in the hospital right now.
00:23:14.000 I'm concerned, but it's also...
00:23:17.000 With COVID? They don't know.
00:23:19.000 I'm not sure that they've tested him yet.
00:23:21.000 But that was the other thing.
00:23:23.000 It's weird when they test you and they don't.
00:23:25.000 And so I don't mean to laugh at it.
00:23:29.000 It's a serious thing.
00:23:31.000 It is.
00:23:33.000 That happens a lot.
00:23:35.000 Well, that's the problem is that we're only thinking of COVID. And meanwhile, the flu is still here.
00:23:42.000 People are still dying from the flu.
00:23:44.000 Tuberculosis is still killing people left and right.
00:23:46.000 The heart disease is ruthless.
00:23:48.000 Cancer is not stopping.
00:23:50.000 All these things are happening to people right now while we're worried about COVID. It just highlights how fragile we are.
00:23:55.000 We are.
00:23:56.000 It's that old saying that's been around forever that soft times make soft people.
00:24:03.000 This is just what we're seeing right now.
00:24:05.000 We've had some soft fucking times.
00:24:07.000 And now, all of a sudden, a huge dose of adversity.
00:24:11.000 In a point where there's nothing you can do about it.
00:24:14.000 It used to be when people...
00:24:17.000 When their business failed, you could probably point to one thing.
00:24:20.000 Like, oh, he got sick.
00:24:21.000 Or, oh, they lost a loan.
00:24:24.000 Or, oh, he started drinking.
00:24:26.000 Or, oh, whatever.
00:24:28.000 You could point to a reason why the business went under.
00:24:30.000 Now it's you can't work.
00:24:33.000 They won't let you work.
00:24:34.000 You can't even make the decision yourself to work.
00:24:38.000 It's crazy!
00:24:39.000 And again, I believe there was precedent for lockdowns like in the 1918 flu pandemic.
00:24:45.000 I think this isn't because, you know, you talk about adversity and when this first started happening and people were asked to do this, I understand taking away someone's livelihood and not giving them any right to work is...
00:24:59.000 Obviously something that's bullshit.
00:25:01.000 But also, no one's had to make any sacrifice either.
00:25:04.000 So we're talking about a generation that hasn't experienced much adversity and hasn't experienced having to sacrifice because my grandfather went off to war, you know, when he was 18 years old.
00:25:15.000 Right, you got drafted.
00:25:16.000 He didn't get drafted.
00:25:17.000 He just went because it was World War II. But there was an attitude of sacrifice that you made for your country.
00:25:25.000 And so people, I think, the reason people got so on board behind this was they felt like they were doing the right thing, their civic duty.
00:25:35.000 I mean, I think a lot of it was fear for their own...
00:25:38.000 But I also think that it was a sense of civic pride and duty, and I actually don't think that's a bad thing, that people rallied to help save our most vulnerable people.
00:25:50.000 That's good, but at what point are we now hurting more people than we're saving?
00:25:56.000 Yeah, I totally agree with you.
00:25:57.000 My thoughts on the lockdown in the beginning were, this is great because this shows that people can act together To protect people when they're not worried about it themselves.
00:26:06.000 I wasn't worried about it myself.
00:26:08.000 I know a lot of people that weren't worried about it.
00:26:09.000 They're like, well, if I get sick, I'm healthy, and I take care of my body, and it seems like, according to the actual statistics, I'm going to probably be okay.
00:26:17.000 But some people aren't, so it's lockdown.
00:26:20.000 Let's lock down.
00:26:21.000 Let's not go anywhere.
00:26:22.000 Let's just let this ride out.
00:26:23.000 Let's chill and see what's going on.
00:26:24.000 Yeah, let it ride out.
00:26:25.000 Let these super smart people figure this out.
00:26:27.000 And the images coming out of Italy were terrifying.
00:26:30.000 And, you know, my friend was in Italy.
00:26:32.000 They were in lockdown in Rome for months.
00:26:34.000 And they were all singing from balconies.
00:26:36.000 And she said she was saying watching America from Italy.
00:26:40.000 It's funny because you guys are so partisan about everything.
00:26:45.000 She's like, we've been through so many wars in Italy that there's a sense that the community can suck it up and rally together for a little bit for the good of the community.
00:26:56.000 We don't have that.
00:26:57.000 There's also like 10,000 people over there.
00:26:59.000 Who the fuck's over there?
00:27:01.000 They don't have very many people in Italy.
00:27:02.000 So little.
00:27:04.000 And I think what we're experiencing now is what happens when people who are in power don't understand the responsibility that they have.
00:27:12.000 And they also don't understand that this is a multi-faceted problem.
00:27:16.000 You can't just look at hospitals and PPE and old people that are dying.
00:27:20.000 You have to look at the fucking economy.
00:27:22.000 You have to look at all the human beings that are sacrificing.
00:27:24.000 People that are losing their jobs, people that are losing their livelihoods for no reason that makes sense to them.
00:27:31.000 They're being forced to not work and they don't get it.
00:27:34.000 It doesn't make sense.
00:27:35.000 Yeah, and they're going to be angry.
00:27:37.000 And rightfully, there are so many groups too that I worry about small businesses.
00:27:42.000 They're never going to recover.
00:27:44.000 And this is really, unfortunately, the kind of march of...
00:27:49.000 Amazon and all of these places that now suddenly you have any little small business mom and pop.
00:27:55.000 So I started doing free advertisements for small businesses on my not huge podcast that I have, but just to help people out.
00:28:04.000 But can they work?
00:28:05.000 You're doing advertisements.
00:28:06.000 Can these people...
00:28:07.000 Well, they can.
00:28:09.000 Well, this one particular, it's a 100-year-old company, and they sell clothes up in Portland, and it was a dad and his son who were running it, and they were about to celebrate their 100 years, and they can sell the clothes online, but because they had so many huge brands,
00:28:25.000 so many huge stores cancel their orders, and...
00:28:27.000 What's their company's name?
00:28:29.000 I have to look.
00:28:30.000 Jesus, woman, you should be prepared.
00:28:32.000 I'm sorry, I didn't know I was going to bring their grade.
00:28:35.000 Let's try to pump them up.
00:28:36.000 And the other thing that I was thinking about a lot...
00:28:39.000 Let's get their name before we forget, though.
00:28:42.000 Keep talking, keep talking.
00:28:44.000 You keep talking.
00:28:45.000 I love the fact that you're doing that, though.
00:28:48.000 That's really cool.
00:28:49.000 What have you been hearing from your audience?
00:28:53.000 People are scared.
00:28:55.000 They're worried.
00:28:56.000 The people that are prone to fear are really scared because they're concentrating on the worst aspects of the disease.
00:29:02.000 Out of all my friends, Ari's the biggest pussy.
00:29:05.000 He's scared more than anybody.
00:29:07.000 Everybody else is basically not worried about it and doesn't want to get it.
00:29:12.000 But now I know nine people that have gotten it.
00:29:15.000 And everyone's been fine except for Michael Yeo.
00:29:18.000 And I also found out yesterday that Michael Yeo told me that not only did he do all those things like fly to New York, do all the radio, do different shows, do the shows at night, fly back on very little sleep, and then drive to Vegas and drive home, but he's also vitamin D deficient.
00:29:35.000 So when he saw the Rhonda Patrick podcast and saw the post that are put up on Instagram that showed how, you know, there's a massive difference between the number of people that are in critical condition in the ICU that are vitamin D deficient versus vitamin D sufficient.
00:29:51.000 And the vitamin D sufficient was really low, like 4%, whereas the vitamin D deficient was a huge percentage of the people that were in the ICU. Huge.
00:30:02.000 And this is not just in...
00:30:04.000 This was in Indonesia.
00:30:05.000 There was a study in New Orleans and a study in somewhere else.
00:30:11.000 But all of them came to a very similar conclusion.
00:30:15.000 I mean, it doesn't mean that vitamin D is going to absolutely protect you from this, but...
00:30:20.000 Rhonda Patrick, if you go to my Instagram post, she actually breaks down why this is significant.
00:30:25.000 When someone else was a little bit critical about it, she stepped in and broke down why it was so important.
00:30:33.000 70% also of the US population is vitamin D insufficient and 28.9% are deficient in vitamin D. Deficient in vitamin D is very bad.
00:30:44.000 That's 28.9% of our entire population.
00:30:46.000 Wow.
00:30:46.000 So more than a quarter of our population is deficient in a really important hormone.
00:30:50.000 Yeah.
00:30:51.000 Because it's a hormone.
00:30:51.000 It's not just a vitamin.
00:30:52.000 She was breaking it down in a brilliant way on the podcast.
00:30:55.000 I like her a lot.
00:30:56.000 She's a wizard.
00:30:57.000 She is a wizard.
00:30:59.000 And now we can't go outside.
00:31:01.000 You can go outside.
00:31:02.000 I mean, I can go outside, but we can go...
00:31:04.000 They open the trails, right?
00:31:06.000 Well, some places, some places not.
00:31:08.000 Okay, I got the name.
00:31:09.000 What's crazy is some of the beaches they had closed, and they had the beaches closed in all the Republican areas.
00:31:14.000 What's the name of the Portland place?
00:31:16.000 It's...
00:31:17.000 I always mess up how to say it.
00:31:19.000 It's D-E-H-E-N 1920, which is when they've been in business.
00:31:24.000 And they have cool clothes.
00:31:26.000 So they opened right after the Spanish flu pandemic and right before the Great Depression.
00:31:30.000 Yeah.
00:31:31.000 And they wrote it out all the way to 2020. And they wrote it out.
00:31:33.000 And they were about to send...
00:31:34.000 And, you know, brick-and-mortar businesses were already in trouble.
00:31:37.000 And now this is just the nail in the coffin.
00:31:40.000 So what's the website called?
00:31:41.000 It's D-E-H-E-N 1920.com.
00:31:47.000 D-E-H-E-N 1920.com.
00:31:50.000 Go support them.
00:31:51.000 Go support them.
00:31:52.000 That's awesome.
00:31:52.000 Thanks.
00:31:53.000 I'm glad you're doing that.
00:31:54.000 That's very cool.
00:31:54.000 So we've been talking to just, you know, I reached out to my audience and A lot of people are okay, and so they're willing to make the sacrifice.
00:32:02.000 A lot of people have their own health worries that they're worried about.
00:32:05.000 People who are overweight or diabetic are obviously more concerned, and that's a problem in our country.
00:32:12.000 One of the things that I've been thinking a lot about is just the school.
00:32:16.000 And my uncle and I were talking about this that year...
00:32:20.000 Especially the vulnerable kids.
00:32:22.000 Kids who are in homes that are abusive or kids who already are at a disadvantage.
00:32:29.000 Maybe they live in the vulnerable communities and education is one of the only ways out of their circumstances.
00:32:41.000 There's already something, I believe it's called the summer gap, and they fall very far behind because they don't have, like, summer camps and they don't have all the access that some other kids do.
00:32:52.000 And now they're missing almost a year or half of a year, six months.
00:32:57.000 And this is time that these kids are never going to get back.
00:33:01.000 So I'm worried about those kids.
00:33:03.000 You know, there are so many...
00:33:06.000 All of this stuff, it hurts the poorest.
00:33:10.000 You know, really, it's a disease that hurts.
00:33:12.000 It's not even...
00:33:13.000 It's a divider.
00:33:14.000 Yeah, but it's a monetary thing, really.
00:33:17.000 It really comes down to if you're poor, this is going to hurt you a lot.
00:33:21.000 But this is also a disease where wealthy people can lose everything.
00:33:24.000 People that have had a really good run and had a great business and built it up for years and years and years and worked hard, all of a sudden, boom, it could be gone and you could have nothing.
00:33:33.000 Right.
00:33:34.000 So have you heard...
00:33:35.000 That's real possible.
00:33:36.000 Have you heard, anecdotally, just stories of that from people?
00:33:40.000 My friends who own gyms, they're going under.
00:33:42.000 Yeah, that's one of the things that kills me, too.
00:33:44.000 All these, like, jujitsu places and the places where kids go, little camps.
00:33:50.000 Mm-hmm.
00:33:50.000 There's a place by me that's one of the gymnastics places that I used to take the autistic kids to go to and I don't know how they're gonna make it.
00:33:58.000 I don't understand how they're justifying keeping kids out of school.
00:34:01.000 It's not a disease that is killing kids.
00:34:05.000 The amount of kids that die from this disease are very small.
00:34:09.000 Much smaller than the flu.
00:34:11.000 Much smaller.
00:34:12.000 So if you look at how many kids die from the flu and you look at how many kids die from COVID, we should be terrified of the flu.
00:34:17.000 But yet, we'll let our kids go to school with teachers and we're not checking these teachers to make sure these teachers don't have the flu.
00:34:23.000 Yeah, and they often go teach with the flu.
00:34:25.000 Yeah, the real question is, do the teachers have something and can they give it to the kids and the kids go home and touch grandma and give it to her and give it to people that are vulnerable?
00:34:33.000 Yeah, that's a real question.
00:34:34.000 But that's not insurmountable.
00:34:36.000 That's something you need to test people for.
00:34:38.000 What's insurmountable is keeping schools closed.
00:34:40.000 What's insurmountable is keeping businesses closed.
00:34:42.000 It's not insurmountable to test everybody.
00:34:44.000 That's not that hard.
00:34:45.000 That's way easier than asking the entire economy to pause for half a fucking year because you don't have any better answers.
00:34:53.000 Right.
00:34:53.000 I mean, that's what's so upsetting is the failure to have planned at all for anything like this.
00:34:58.000 Like, you're going to shut the whole fucking economy off with no plan.
00:35:01.000 And then they're basically like, here's $1,200.
00:35:04.000 Peace.
00:35:04.000 Good luck to you.
00:35:05.000 Good luck.
00:35:06.000 Good luck, guys.
00:35:06.000 One-time payment and good luck getting it.
00:35:08.000 And fuck you.
00:35:09.000 Mark Hillcliffe?
00:35:10.000 He's got CBD in it.
00:35:11.000 Don't be scared.
00:35:12.000 Tim Dillon was.
00:35:12.000 I'm not scared.
00:35:13.000 Tim Dillon wouldn't even drink it.
00:35:14.000 Really?
00:35:14.000 He was scared.
00:35:15.000 Yeah.
00:35:15.000 He was scared.
00:35:16.000 You get blasted.
00:35:17.000 Because he's so clean and sober and doing so well.
00:35:19.000 So am I. I know.
00:35:21.000 That's why I said, are you scared?
00:35:22.000 No, I'm not scared.
00:35:23.000 Good.
00:35:24.000 It's not psychoactive.
00:35:25.000 It's just CBD. I am worried about it.
00:35:29.000 I always check on the people.
00:35:31.000 I'm like, how's everyone doing?
00:35:32.000 Because the other thing that bothers me and worries me is mental health.
00:35:37.000 I have a lot of single female friends and they haven't hugged anyone in like two months.
00:35:45.000 This is what we do to people when we put them in prison, and we put people in isolation because it's really one of the worst things you can do to a human.
00:35:54.000 And so all of these people in isolation who might already be wrestling with depression, anxiety, or whatever mental illness or problems they have now are alone and isolated, and I'm worried.
00:36:11.000 I'm worried about people.
00:36:13.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:36:15.000 You should be.
00:36:15.000 It's not good for single men, single women, single anybody.
00:36:19.000 Have you ever moved to a place where you didn't have any friends?
00:36:23.000 Yeah, I moved every year and a half growing up.
00:36:26.000 Me too.
00:36:26.000 I moved a lot growing up.
00:36:27.000 I'm very, very familiar with sitting alone.
00:36:30.000 I cannot watch people sit alone and eat, especially in a lunchroom, because it's trigger alert.
00:36:36.000 It's too much like, oh, I was the girl sitting alone for so long.
00:36:41.000 I remember when I first moved to LA in 94, I came out here to do a TV show, and I didn't know anybody.
00:36:48.000 So I basically went to the set, and then I went to the comedy store, and I went to the gym.
00:36:53.000 And that's basically it.
00:36:55.000 I didn't have any friends for a long time.
00:36:57.000 And I remember I was on the set, and this girl gave me a hug.
00:37:01.000 And I remember thinking, God, that feels...
00:37:04.000 So good.
00:37:05.000 Like, not just a hug.
00:37:06.000 You weren't dating or anything?
00:37:07.000 No, no, no.
00:37:08.000 She's just like, give me a hug.
00:37:09.000 No, no, no.
00:37:09.000 I mean, you went in this time when you were like Jim on your little hamster wheel.
00:37:13.000 No, no, no.
00:37:13.000 I wasn't dating anybody.
00:37:14.000 No.
00:37:15.000 I was just doing this stupid TV show.
00:37:18.000 And I had a girlfriend back in New York, but we're kind of on the outs.
00:37:23.000 And then I was just sort of settling in to whether or not I was going to stay out there.
00:37:28.000 I'd be good with vodka.
00:37:29.000 It's delicious, right?
00:37:30.000 For the record.
00:37:31.000 This is the grape one.
00:37:33.000 But anyway, this girl hugged me on the set.
00:37:36.000 And I don't think I'd ever gone that long without a hug.
00:37:39.000 Right, right.
00:37:40.000 And it was like a couple weeks.
00:37:41.000 And I was like, oh.
00:37:43.000 Like when you're thirsty and you get a drink of water.
00:37:47.000 Not just, every hug feels good.
00:37:48.000 It's like nice.
00:37:49.000 But this was different.
00:37:50.000 This was like I needed it.
00:37:51.000 Yeah, because people do need to...
00:37:53.000 Yeah.
00:37:54.000 People need each other.
00:37:55.000 We need each other.
00:37:56.000 Yeah.
00:37:56.000 Part of the reason...
00:37:57.000 I read a really interesting article.
00:37:58.000 Part of the reason that Italy, the death toll was so high is there's a lot more intergenerational contact.
00:38:05.000 Wow.
00:38:05.000 So the younger people are hanging out with their grandparents more than we do here in America.
00:38:11.000 Also, they smoke a lot.
00:38:14.000 I mean, those fucking people are all smokers over there.
00:38:16.000 It's crazy.
00:38:17.000 It's like the 90s over there.
00:38:19.000 It's crazy.
00:38:19.000 So do you guys not read?
00:38:20.000 No.
00:38:21.000 They don't care.
00:38:22.000 You don't care about cancer?
00:38:23.000 You guys are out of your fucking mind.
00:38:25.000 And then it kind of goes through and, you know, ravages nursing homes here.
00:38:30.000 And it's crazy once it gets into nursing homes.
00:38:33.000 But so many of the people who work at nursing homes work at multiple nursing homes.
00:38:37.000 We should be making sure that they're not...
00:38:41.000 Yeah.
00:38:41.000 Spreading it.
00:38:42.000 I was reading this thing that they were criticizing Andrew Cuomo for making old people go back to nursing homes.
00:38:48.000 Oh, I know, because they tested positive and then they sent them back.
00:38:50.000 That is so crazy.
00:38:53.000 Yeah.
00:38:53.000 This article, I was like, how has no one brought this up in any of these discussions on the mistakes that have been made?
00:39:00.000 Yeah, when you ask me why I feel nihilistic, it's like our leaders have failed us.
00:39:05.000 I don't think they knew.
00:39:06.000 I don't think they understood.
00:39:07.000 And also, I think they were in a situation where they had a clear room in the hospitals because these new patients were coming in and they were running out of space.
00:39:14.000 You know, the New York City situation is a different situation.
00:39:18.000 They got it way worse than anybody else.
00:39:20.000 They've had more than, I think, last time I checked, it was like 25,000 deaths, whereas the entire state of California is only at like 1,800 or something.
00:39:28.000 Yeah, it's low here.
00:39:29.000 It's very low here.
00:39:30.000 I think a lot of it's because the governor acted quickly.
00:39:34.000 But I think you've got to let go of the reins, man.
00:39:36.000 I do think it's part of that.
00:39:38.000 I also think we don't use public transportation as much.
00:39:41.000 Yes.
00:39:42.000 And that we're not as on top of each other.
00:39:44.000 And we live, even though we might all interact, we're pretty isolated in L.A. Jack Harrow, I called it, the loneliest city in the world.
00:39:51.000 Hmm.
00:39:52.000 It's definitely a city where everyone's still, even driving, we're all in our little pods alone.
00:39:58.000 Hunter S. Thompson had the best description of L.A. He said it's like a graveyard from the future.
00:40:02.000 Oh, wow.
00:40:02.000 Well, now it's an actual, we're in the graveyard.
00:40:05.000 Well, guess what, Hunter?
00:40:07.000 We've caught up to the future.
00:40:09.000 Yeah.
00:40:10.000 He was right.
00:40:11.000 I think there's something to be said for...
00:40:15.000 Just how isolated we are already.
00:40:17.000 And just the actual physical distance.
00:40:19.000 You know, we have more land.
00:40:21.000 We're not all in apartments going up and down the same fucking elevator.
00:40:25.000 You know, there's just so much.
00:40:27.000 Some people are.
00:40:28.000 Some, but not as many as New York.
00:40:30.000 No, not as many as New York.
00:40:31.000 But still, I bet that's an issue where people do live in apartments.
00:40:35.000 I bet it's more of an issue touching the same elevator buttons and all that stuff.
00:40:38.000 It's very complicated.
00:40:39.000 You're making a lot of sense about New York, though.
00:40:41.000 But I think also the sun is a factor, too.
00:40:44.000 The fact that people are not getting any sun.
00:40:46.000 You know, no one's outside.
00:40:47.000 You're not getting any vitamin D. And if you're not supplementing, you're not getting that.
00:40:51.000 And I think that also they're getting a different strain of the virus because they're getting a strain that comes from Europe.
00:40:56.000 Yeah, we're getting the strain from China.
00:40:58.000 We got the OG. Yeah, we got the OG. The OG's milder.
00:41:02.000 Are they naming weed strains after this yet?
00:41:04.000 Sure.
00:41:05.000 Some of us have a fucking COVID-19 killer.
00:41:07.000 Yeah.
00:41:08.000 Is there like a Wuhan?
00:41:09.000 If you went back in the 1970s and smoked some hippie weed like in San Francisco, you'd be like, bitch, what are you guys smoking?
00:41:16.000 You have to smoke a whole joint to get high off this garbage.
00:41:18.000 Right?
00:41:19.000 Yeah.
00:41:19.000 I think that's how it is with the virus, too.
00:41:21.000 I think the Chinese version of the virus is not nearly as rugged as the virus that went all the way through Europe.
00:41:26.000 Because it morphed.
00:41:27.000 Yeah, but again, I'm a moron, so what the fuck are you listening to me for?
00:41:29.000 We're like, actually, suddenly...
00:41:31.000 I don't even understand what a gene is.
00:41:33.000 I know how to spell it.
00:41:34.000 And I could point you to some papers that I've read.
00:41:37.000 So how have you been handling it?
00:41:40.000 Initially, I was scared.
00:41:42.000 No bullshit.
00:41:42.000 We stocked up on food and I was worried about a bunch of things.
00:41:45.000 First of all, I was worried about the guns.
00:41:47.000 There's so many people that were buying guns.
00:41:48.000 I was like, whoa, this ain't good.
00:41:50.000 People that don't know how to use a gun, never shot a gun, they're all lining up to buy guns.
00:41:54.000 And then there was a lot of my friends who were super liberal who never wanted guns, who were asking me how to get guns, how do you shoot a gun, where do you go to practice.
00:42:03.000 That was hilarious, watching liberals learn about their gun laws.
00:42:07.000 I'm like, you guys voted for the, that my friends would be like, do you have to wait 10 days?
00:42:12.000 Like, yeah, no shit, idiot.
00:42:14.000 Like, what do you think you've been voting for here?
00:42:16.000 Well, that's a good thing, though.
00:42:17.000 We should, you know, that's a good thing.
00:42:18.000 The bad thing is you waited until a pandemic to get a gun.
00:42:21.000 Yeah.
00:42:21.000 That's the bad thing.
00:42:22.000 But I'm also just shocked that people who are so anti-gun don't, if you're going to be anti-gun, know your laws.
00:42:28.000 What?
00:42:28.000 I have a great story.
00:42:29.000 My friend, I will not name him, but he's always had guns when he was younger and he's married and they have a kid and his wife was like, no fucking guns.
00:42:38.000 You're never gonna have a gun in this house.
00:42:39.000 We're never gonna have a gun.
00:42:40.000 He's like, okay, fine.
00:42:41.000 Pandemic goes down.
00:42:42.000 Lockdown.
00:42:42.000 We need to get a gun.
00:42:43.000 Get a gun.
00:42:44.000 Go out and get a gun.
00:42:45.000 He's like, but what you said?
00:42:46.000 She's like, fuck what I said.
00:42:48.000 Get a fucking gun.
00:42:49.000 Like immediately, like yelling at him, we need a gun, we need a gun.
00:42:53.000 So he went out and bought two guns.
00:42:55.000 Yeah, it's not gonna take much before shit goes sideways in this town.
00:42:58.000 We have to be careful, all you fucking liberals here in California, because you will turn this state Republican.
00:43:05.000 You will do it with all this craziness.
00:43:07.000 You keep things locked down.
00:43:09.000 If Texas starts thriving, and all these other states start thriving, And they're doing well.
00:43:14.000 Utah's starting to open up.
00:43:15.000 All these states are opening up.
00:43:16.000 If they start thriving and the cases go down, we understand better treatment methods and people take better care of their bodies and use smart nutrition, California's gonna be fucked and someone's gonna come along and exploit that.
00:43:30.000 And say, this is what I would have done, and this is what I'll do now.
00:43:33.000 And they're like, fuck yeah!
00:43:35.000 Newport Beach will come out in droves.
00:43:37.000 Huntington Beach.
00:43:39.000 100% voted.
00:43:40.000 100% voted.
00:43:41.000 Even dead people voted in Huntington Beach.
00:43:44.000 They'll all vote Republican.
00:43:47.000 It wouldn't hurt for our state to go purple.
00:43:51.000 I would like to see some balance.
00:43:53.000 Some libertarian type shit.
00:43:54.000 Well, I just think there's no balance at all in California.
00:43:57.000 It's so one-sided.
00:43:59.000 There's no...
00:44:00.000 We need balance.
00:44:01.000 It's one-sided ideologically, meaning that...
00:44:05.000 But it's one-sided actually, too.
00:44:07.000 Yeah, but I mean it's one-sided...
00:44:10.000 Subscribing to an ideology.
00:44:12.000 I would disagree with that.
00:44:15.000 Liberal ideology.
00:44:16.000 I think there's a strong liberal ideology, yes.
00:44:20.000 I also think there is a strong libertarian bent that just isn't vocal.
00:44:25.000 No, that's true too.
00:44:27.000 Because they can't be.
00:44:28.000 But I mean, one-sided politically.
00:44:30.000 And Hollywood is one-sided ideology.
00:44:34.000 This area, if you're in the movie business or the television business, any place where you have to get hired, the difference between podcasts, stand-up, and then having to get hired is massive.
00:44:45.000 And you see these people that have been infected.
00:44:48.000 You see these stand-up comics that have been infected by their connection to Hollywood?
00:44:52.000 So they'll spout up some liberal horse shit, and then you...
00:44:56.000 You ask them, you question them on it.
00:44:58.000 They don't have a great rational response, but they know the virtuous thing to say, especially public when you're on a podcast publicly.
00:45:07.000 They know the thing they have to say to be ingratiated with all these people that are going to hire them for projects.
00:45:13.000 It's really fucked up because it's like a form of self-censorship by limiting your employment options.
00:45:20.000 Well, this is how I ended up in this space.
00:45:24.000 I got picked up by a manager for a script, and we were going to either try and sell a show or get into a writer's room.
00:45:31.000 And then on Twitter, I was like, why am I self-censoring?
00:45:34.000 And I was doing comedy a lot, and I kept feeling like I couldn't say...
00:45:37.000 I was self-censoring around my comedian peers.
00:45:40.000 And I was like, this is fucking weird.
00:45:42.000 Comedians are supposed to be like...
00:45:44.000 The people saying all the shit you can't say.
00:45:46.000 Yes, all the time.
00:45:47.000 All the time.
00:45:48.000 And so I became aware of that.
00:45:51.000 I'm like, what would happen if I said the things I wasn't saying on Twitter?
00:45:57.000 And it was like...
00:45:59.000 A, it was people were like, thank you.
00:46:02.000 And B, I lost a lot of friends.
00:46:05.000 I lost people who, and people, because then there's that whole guilt by association.
00:46:09.000 Yes.
00:46:10.000 And then my life took on a whole other path, but I never heard from those managers again.
00:46:15.000 That guilt by association thing is real, where people think that you shouldn't talk to people that have different ideas or talk to people.
00:46:23.000 That have somehow or another embraced these different ideas.
00:46:26.000 It's very interesting to watch.
00:46:27.000 It's weird because I grew up...
00:46:30.000 So my dad is one of ten.
00:46:32.000 And we grew up...
00:46:33.000 One brother went off and became like a commie in Germany.
00:46:38.000 Whoa, a commie?
00:46:39.000 I mean, it was the 80s.
00:46:41.000 He was following...
00:46:42.000 I don't know.
00:46:43.000 He went off on a journey.
00:46:45.000 And I had enough...
00:46:47.000 Everybody...
00:46:48.000 There was a Republican uncle, and one of my uncles was gay, and it was a whole mishmash of...
00:46:54.000 And my grandparents were like, you do not fight about politics.
00:46:58.000 Everyone's allowed to have their opinion, but you don't lose family members That's why this whole thing of like, you need to go to Thanksgiving and confront your fox-watching parents.
00:47:10.000 Who said that?
00:47:11.000 There are always articles around Thanksgiving where you need to go home and confront your- Everyone who writes those articles is mentally ill.
00:47:19.000 They're all mentally ill, anxiety-ridden, with a rotting foundation.
00:47:25.000 If you really think that it's a good idea to confront your Fox News watching relatives and yell at them over Thanksgiving, you fucking idiot.
00:47:34.000 No, that's not what it's for.
00:47:34.000 You're not going to fix them and change them.
00:47:36.000 No, no.
00:47:37.000 It's not going to happen.
00:47:38.000 What you're going to do is make an awful...
00:47:41.000 It's an awful holiday experience for the family.
00:47:45.000 You're going to ruin it!
00:47:46.000 And again, blood is thicker than water.
00:47:49.000 We were really raised to be tolerant.
00:47:54.000 Ideologically tolerant.
00:47:55.000 That's good.
00:47:56.000 Well, that's one of the first things cults do.
00:47:57.000 They separate you from your parents.
00:47:59.000 The first thing.
00:48:01.000 If someone says, you need to get away from your parents.
00:48:04.000 You're like, oh, look, someone's starting a cult.
00:48:06.000 Yeah.
00:48:06.000 Well, that's how I feel on Dumpster Fire.
00:48:09.000 We're always like, our update on our cult, because we always say Meghan Markle took Harry and now he's in a cult.
00:48:17.000 Like her cult.
00:48:18.000 What is her cult?
00:48:19.000 I don't know, but she's separated from his family.
00:48:21.000 She moved him to another country.
00:48:23.000 There are a lot of red flags.
00:48:25.000 He has no friends.
00:48:26.000 He's completely isolated in L.A. Well, he's probably never got that kind of pussy before.
00:48:33.000 He's Prince Harry!
00:48:34.000 Of course he is!
00:48:34.000 No, no, no, no.
00:48:35.000 Very reserved.
00:48:36.000 Gotta be careful.
00:48:37.000 No, he was the partier!
00:48:39.000 He was the partier!
00:48:40.000 Yeah, but I'm sure.
00:48:40.000 I'm sure.
00:48:41.000 You saw what happened to the one dude who flew over to Epstein Island?
00:48:43.000 That guy's fucked.
00:48:44.000 That was the older one, though.
00:48:45.000 What's that guy's name?
00:48:46.000 Andrew?
00:48:47.000 Andrew?
00:48:47.000 He's fucked.
00:48:48.000 He's fucked.
00:48:49.000 They got him out of the castle.
00:48:50.000 He's gone.
00:48:51.000 He's gotta get a job now.
00:48:52.000 They kicked him out!
00:48:53.000 He should be kicked out!
00:48:54.000 He doesn't even get the money anymore.
00:48:55.000 What was he doing in that weird place?
00:48:57.000 He doesn't get any of that free royal money.
00:48:58.000 What was he doing?
00:48:59.000 He was fucking the girl that Epstein brought to him.
00:49:01.000 Yeah, I'm aware of what he was doing.
00:49:03.000 It's a horrific story.
00:49:05.000 No, that shit is as dark as it gets.
00:49:07.000 Horrific!
00:49:08.000 It is as...
00:49:09.000 Tim Dillon and I always talk about this.
00:49:11.000 It is as dark as it gets.
00:49:13.000 As it gets ever.
00:49:14.000 And then the fact that they killed him and got away with it in front of everybody.
00:49:18.000 You're like, holy shit!
00:49:20.000 Holy shit!
00:49:22.000 A lot's happened since I was here, alas.
00:49:24.000 A lot.
00:49:24.000 A lot.
00:49:25.000 They fucking whacked him in front of everybody.
00:49:29.000 Wow.
00:49:30.000 And then when you find out how many different large tech organizations and people and influential people that he was involved with, it's crazy.
00:49:42.000 It's crazy.
00:49:43.000 It is straight out of something that you couldn't even believe.
00:49:47.000 I wonder if it's that so many of those guys want to do something freaky, but they can't.
00:49:51.000 They want to get...
00:49:53.000 And they can't?
00:49:55.000 So they just go to the fucking temple?
00:49:57.000 What were they doing in that temple?
00:49:59.000 Were they sacrificing virgins?
00:50:03.000 It's all mirrors in that temple and incense and shit.
00:50:06.000 It's so gross.
00:50:07.000 So speaking of cults, I was just thinking about this because I ended up on a cult, kind of, like accidentally.
00:50:14.000 I didn't have a place to stay.
00:50:15.000 No, I was talking to Sam Harris yesterday and we were talking about all of his time.
00:50:20.000 I didn't know that he spent like 10 years as like a wandering hippie.
00:50:23.000 I had no idea.
00:50:24.000 Yeah.
00:50:24.000 In India.
00:50:26.000 And so I was like, you know, a lot of people don't get out.
00:50:29.000 And when I was traveling for two years around the world, I ended up on a lot of ashrams.
00:50:33.000 And one of them was an Osho ashram, which was that.
00:50:37.000 Oh, really?
00:50:39.000 So I came into my room.
00:50:40.000 I wrote a whole piece about it from Mel Magazine.
00:50:42.000 The energy is leaking out of your body.
00:50:45.000 It's so...
00:50:46.000 I walked into my...
00:50:47.000 Here, I walked in and my roommate, Samantha Shahi, who's amazing, was watching the documentary.
00:50:53.000 And there's this exercise where they dance and you go, who, who, who, who.
00:50:57.000 And it's a meditation that they made up.
00:50:59.000 And I'm like, oh, I've done that.
00:51:00.000 And they're naked.
00:51:01.000 And she's like...
00:51:02.000 How fucking course you've done this, Bridget?
00:51:04.000 And I sat down, I'm like, oh my god, this is...
00:51:07.000 It wasn't Osho, because he's obviously dead, but it was his lineage.
00:51:11.000 And it was wild.
00:51:13.000 I was there for like three weeks.
00:51:15.000 Wow.
00:51:16.000 That documentary starts out great.
00:51:19.000 What was your new name?
00:51:20.000 Prem Sarita.
00:51:22.000 Prem Sarita is beautiful.
00:51:23.000 It means river of love.
00:51:24.000 Oh.
00:51:25.000 Yeah.
00:51:25.000 But he called me a scumbag.
00:51:27.000 Did he?
00:51:28.000 Why?
00:51:28.000 Because they break you down in front of people.
00:51:30.000 And you know me.
00:51:31.000 I couldn't stop laughing.
00:51:32.000 And so he was like, you are a scumbag.
00:51:34.000 Wait a minute.
00:51:35.000 Who is this guy?
00:51:36.000 The guru.
00:51:36.000 What does he look like?
00:51:37.000 You gotta explain to me.
00:51:37.000 He looks like a guru.
00:51:39.000 Like how?
00:51:39.000 Like got a beard?
00:51:40.000 Like long hair.
00:51:41.000 He was tan.
00:51:42.000 He said that he was 80, but it came out that he was actually 60. So it's like, look how good I look!
00:51:50.000 And he's like, look at the shape I'm in from being here and eating, because they want you to stay.
00:51:54.000 And he was trying to, like, break me down psychologically, but I think my brain is, like, too dirty to be washed.
00:52:00.000 I just don't think...
00:52:03.000 I don't think that it is capable.
00:52:07.000 And so he was like, you are a scumbag out there.
00:52:09.000 You don't have work.
00:52:11.000 And I was like, actually, you're pretty right.
00:52:13.000 And he's like, say it.
00:52:14.000 Say you are a scumbag.
00:52:15.000 And I had to yell I'm a scumbag in front of this whole group of strangers.
00:52:19.000 That's so funny.
00:52:20.000 That's so funny.
00:52:22.000 It was wild.
00:52:23.000 So this guy who was breaking it down, was he socially inept?
00:52:26.000 Was it an awkward breakdown?
00:52:27.000 No, no.
00:52:28.000 Because you didn't buy into it.
00:52:29.000 You just sort of went around with it for fun?
00:52:31.000 I mean, I'm very curious.
00:52:33.000 Right.
00:52:33.000 So I think the writer in me, and we talked about this last time, just when I was the third in the open marriage.
00:52:42.000 I remember vividly sitting just on their couch and being like, ah, should I do this?
00:52:47.000 It's so weird.
00:52:48.000 But then I'm like, ah, It's such a great story.
00:52:51.000 This whole thing happened because I was with the Sydney Trust Fund baby and he needed somebody to drive up to Byron Bay with him.
00:52:58.000 And he's like, oh, it's no problem.
00:53:00.000 You'll find a place to stay.
00:53:01.000 And there was nowhere to stay.
00:53:02.000 And he was off on Boys Week in Byron Bay during Christmas.
00:53:07.000 Speaking of knowing nobody, I went to Australia on a one-way ticket and knew nobody.
00:53:11.000 And so I was like, I'm fucked.
00:53:12.000 One-way ticket.
00:53:14.000 God, that's such a crazy move.
00:53:16.000 How old were you?
00:53:17.000 28. No, I was 33. I called it 33. Wow.
00:53:22.000 33. Yeah, I just went.
00:53:24.000 I had been in L.A. kind of grinding, and I was like, if I don't travel now...
00:53:29.000 One-way ticket is a wild move.
00:53:31.000 I do it a lot.
00:53:32.000 Really?
00:53:33.000 A lot.
00:53:33.000 Yeah, a lot.
00:53:34.000 I'm kind of known for that.
00:53:35.000 So you have to figure out how to get back.
00:53:36.000 But imagine if COVID broke out right when you landed in Australia.
00:53:40.000 I was stuck in India with $7.
00:53:44.000 I had to have somebody buy me a ticket out that time, an ex-boyfriend.
00:53:48.000 Thank you, Casey.
00:53:49.000 Oh, wow.
00:53:50.000 Shout out to Casey.
00:53:51.000 Shout out to Casey.
00:53:52.000 Well, that's nice that he did that.
00:53:53.000 Getting me out of India.
00:53:54.000 What did it do before, like in the old days?
00:53:59.000 India is basically like the old days when you travel there.
00:54:02.000 You know what I mean?
00:54:02.000 If you needed a ticket in the 70s.
00:54:04.000 Oh, I don't know.
00:54:05.000 What the fuck would you do?
00:54:07.000 My dad traveled around the world when he was in his 20s.
00:54:11.000 And I was like, how did you do it?
00:54:13.000 You know, he's like, oh, you know, I wouldn't talk to my parents for they have no idea where you are.
00:54:18.000 Right.
00:54:19.000 I mean, you have to just do everything by paper.
00:54:21.000 You look for bus schedules when you get there.
00:54:25.000 You know, you go find a hotel when you arrive in the city.
00:54:29.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
00:54:31.000 How about hitchhikers?
00:54:32.000 Like, hitchhikers are the craziest assholes ever.
00:54:34.000 Like, let's just randomly hope this person who's just gonna randomly pick me up isn't gonna kill me.
00:54:40.000 Yeah.
00:54:41.000 Yeah.
00:54:41.000 And then you would read stories.
00:54:42.000 You'd read stories about this guy kidnapped this girl and cut her hands off.
00:54:45.000 Like, what?
00:54:46.000 God, no.
00:54:46.000 What the fuck?
00:54:48.000 That's my biggest...
00:54:49.000 I'm so afraid of that.
00:54:52.000 That's always been...
00:54:53.000 In my most recent podcast, every once in a while, I do story hours where my cousin Maggie interviews me.
00:55:00.000 And I was telling all about my traveling, and she was asking me...
00:55:04.000 And it turns out I have four near-abduction stories that I completely forgot about.
00:55:08.000 But I have that fear, but it's also been reinforced by...
00:55:14.000 So when you join this cult and they break you down, they say, you're a scumbag!
00:55:19.000 What's his accent like?
00:55:20.000 It was a weird accent because he was from Italy originally.
00:55:24.000 How much of that cult was about banging?
00:55:27.000 A lot.
00:55:28.000 But I only had one cult boyfriend.
00:55:31.000 But he encouraged polyamory.
00:55:33.000 And I think my cult boyfriend saved me.
00:55:36.000 My cult boyfriend.
00:55:38.000 Why did he save you?
00:55:39.000 Well, because he had just come there to kind of recharge.
00:55:43.000 He was getting his degree in philosophy.
00:55:45.000 And he had occasionally come.
00:55:47.000 And he was a musician.
00:55:47.000 And then he left and went to Melbourne.
00:55:49.000 And then I went back into the city to drop him off.
00:55:53.000 And we weren't allowed to drink or anything.
00:55:55.000 And this is when I was still...
00:55:56.000 I was partying like a legend and I got three bottles of wine and I drank an entire bottle of wine in the park and then my friend came and took me back to the ashram and I was hammered and I was crying and making a scene and he was like,
00:56:14.000 what are you drinking?
00:56:16.000 And he said, do you have enough for the rest of everyone?
00:56:18.000 So then he let everyone drink.
00:56:21.000 It was weird.
00:56:21.000 What?
00:56:22.000 Then it became like a, it was a weird thing.
00:56:25.000 You guys started partying.
00:56:25.000 But then I left.
00:56:26.000 I was texting my, I call him Sidney, trust my boy.
00:56:30.000 I was like, get me the fuck out of here.
00:56:31.000 I want a steak.
00:56:32.000 It was during the playoffs and I think the Patriots were in.
00:56:38.000 And so I was breaking into bars up and down like Byron Bay to try and see the playoffs.
00:56:43.000 It was wild.
00:56:45.000 What did they eat?
00:56:47.000 Oh, so we had to wake up at five and we didn't have, we had a, it was a wood grill.
00:56:54.000 We had a grill, but we put wood in it.
00:56:56.000 And that was how we cooked everything.
00:56:58.000 Cooked everything over wood.
00:56:59.000 So we had to get a fucking fire started.
00:57:01.000 It was all vegan.
00:57:03.000 With some, like if we got a, cheese was like a treat.
00:57:07.000 And, um...
00:57:08.000 We would have to get the fire going to even make coffee or porridge or anything.
00:57:14.000 And then we'd make lunch right after breakfast was done.
00:57:17.000 And then there was no dinner.
00:57:18.000 It was just whatever was left over from lunch.
00:57:21.000 Really?
00:57:21.000 So I didn't eat very well.
00:57:23.000 And we had to do four hours of work.
00:57:25.000 To stay on the ashram, like hard manual labor.
00:57:28.000 Four hours a day.
00:57:29.000 Yeah.
00:57:30.000 Just for your room and board.
00:57:31.000 In the bush.
00:57:31.000 In the Australian bush.
00:57:33.000 Like what kind of stuff?
00:57:34.000 Well, there was this Malaysian way of raking that was really interesting where we would mow, but then you'd rake it all into a line and you'd have to put it in a tarp and take it all away out of these fields.
00:57:47.000 And it was like a really interesting way of taking away all the scraps.
00:57:51.000 We had cold showers.
00:57:53.000 There were all kinds of bugs and shit trying to kill me all the time.
00:57:57.000 It was wild.
00:57:58.000 It was a wild experience.
00:58:01.000 God damn.
00:58:02.000 There was so much drama because everybody was swapping partners.
00:58:06.000 Like so much drama.
00:58:07.000 It was supposed to be this place where you go and meditate and get in touch and it was like as the teepee turned.
00:58:12.000 It was just like nonstop.
00:58:17.000 Non-stop drama with like all that and he encouraged it and loved it and that's what's weird about these places is they use that to manipulate you into staying.
00:58:27.000 Oh my god.
00:58:28.000 Have you ever talked to Adam Egott about his cult experience?
00:58:31.000 No.
00:58:31.000 Yeah, you know Adam from the Comedy Store?
00:58:33.000 He's the creative director of the Comedy Store?
00:58:35.000 He's coming on the podcast soon.
00:58:37.000 Oh, I love Adam.
00:58:38.000 I love Adam too.
00:58:39.000 Yeah.
00:58:39.000 He's the best.
00:58:40.000 He is.
00:58:41.000 He's got a crazy cult background.
00:58:43.000 No way!
00:58:44.000 Yeah.
00:58:44.000 My friend Todd, who's a great guy, like not a cult member at all, super normal guy, he watched the first episode of Wild Wild Country and he was like, this looks great.
00:58:57.000 It's like they're having so much fun.
00:58:58.000 I go, I know, I know, but stay with it.
00:59:00.000 Stay with it.
00:59:01.000 Because in the beginning, you're like, oh, yeah, like regular life is bullshit.
00:59:05.000 Oh, yeah.
00:59:06.000 Like our society is bullshit.
00:59:08.000 Wouldn't it be great if we just all loved each other and we all embraced our fears and understood our position in the universe and were kind to each other and let go.
00:59:17.000 Let go of all this fear and all this bullshit.
00:59:19.000 And what better way to do it than to get a bunch of like-minded people and move to a spot in Oregon?
00:59:24.000 Yeah.
00:59:24.000 Well, that was that in the piece I wrote about it.
00:59:27.000 I said I had a lot of conflicting feelings because it's amazing how quickly my bio rhythms adjusted to waking up at five or six, you know, living just the lack of waste.
00:59:38.000 We had the compostable toilets so that poor the poo became manure, you know, like manure.
00:59:45.000 This was the same on the weed farms, too.
00:59:48.000 And it's nice to just not feel like you're creating all that waste because I know that every time I get a package from Amazon, I'm like, ugh, this is not sustainable.
00:59:57.000 Right.
00:59:57.000 It's all waste.
00:59:59.000 It could be sustainable with hemp paper.
01:00:01.000 That's what's really crazy.
01:00:02.000 I mean, all this stuff could be fixed, all this chopping down of trees.
01:00:05.000 You could make some crazy number of, like, if you take 100 acres of hemp, how much more paper you could get out of 100 acres of hemp than 100 acres of trees, because you could regrow it every year.
01:00:20.000 Whereas if you're regrowing trees, you're not making paper out of those trees for years.
01:00:24.000 No.
01:00:25.000 For years.
01:00:25.000 They're going to grow and then you've got to kill them in their prime.
01:00:28.000 Hemp is like the buffalo of plants.
01:00:30.000 It's nuts.
01:00:31.000 It's nuts.
01:00:31.000 You can use every part of it.
01:00:33.000 My friend Todd McCormick said, it's alien.
01:00:35.000 Yeah.
01:00:35.000 And he's like a real marijuana wizard.
01:00:39.000 He really understands the history of it.
01:00:41.000 But if you look at the compounds of it, he goes, there's nothing like it on this planet.
01:00:44.000 And then if you pick up the stalk of Do you remember Jack Herrer?
01:00:49.000 Jack Herrer was a guy who wrote The Emperor Wears No Clothes.
01:00:53.000 It was a book about his transition from being a Goldwater Republican to being a pot evangelist.
01:01:00.000 Oh, okay.
01:01:00.000 And I was very fortunate to meet him and know him.
01:01:03.000 But he had this fucking, it was either Todd or him, had this stalk of hemp.
01:01:10.000 And it feels like balsa wood.
01:01:12.000 It's so weird.
01:01:13.000 But it's hard.
01:01:15.000 Like this oak, but it's the strangest plant.
01:01:18.000 Yeah, it is weird.
01:01:19.000 It doesn't make any sense.
01:01:20.000 You're like, there's nothing like this.
01:01:21.000 Yeah.
01:01:21.000 Everything that's hard, like if you have a piece of mahogany, like it's heavy, but it's hard as fuck.
01:01:27.000 Like oak is heavy, but it's hard as fuck.
01:01:30.000 Hemp is hard as fuck and it's light.
01:01:31.000 Yeah, it's weird.
01:01:32.000 It's really weird.
01:01:33.000 It makes the best paper.
01:01:35.000 Have you ever fucked with hemp paper?
01:01:37.000 You can't even rip it.
01:01:38.000 It's weird.
01:01:39.000 I'm not kidding.
01:01:40.000 Because it has so much...
01:01:41.000 The fibers are so strong.
01:01:43.000 It's just a different kind of thing.
01:01:44.000 Oh, I know.
01:01:45.000 Well, we used to have to break all the stocks at the end when we'd tear the whole garden down at the end of the season.
01:01:51.000 And it was fun, but it was a lot of work.
01:01:53.000 And those plants, definitely, I loved working on the farms because they just, as far as, not to sound all hippie, but it radiates love.
01:02:03.000 There's something in them, right?
01:02:05.000 Those gardens just radiate love.
01:02:07.000 And I would love going in the morning when there was dew on the plants and there'd be sun coming up and it was just so, you could feel so much.
01:02:15.000 There's something special about them for sure.
01:02:17.000 There's something going on you feel when you're next to them.
01:02:20.000 Especially if you go to a grow-up and there's like a bunch of them in the room.
01:02:23.000 There's a tangible difference you feel when you're in the room.
01:02:25.000 Almost like you're around these little angels.
01:02:28.000 I know.
01:02:28.000 Like you get love from like, are you guys real?
01:02:31.000 Yeah.
01:02:31.000 It feels so nice.
01:02:33.000 Yeah, it's good.
01:02:34.000 It's a shame sometimes the culture around it gets a little aggro, especially up in Humboldt.
01:02:40.000 I heard Humboldt's really weird because it's built on crime, essentially.
01:02:47.000 It was an illegal business.
01:02:49.000 There's a kind of aggressive weed bro type.
01:02:53.000 Don't you think that's because of the fact it was a crime?
01:02:56.000 So you get like people toting guns.
01:02:58.000 Yeah, and like their RVs and their Humboldts.
01:03:01.000 I mean, it's gorgeous up there, but it's definitely...
01:03:03.000 Compared to some of the more family-operated places that I was on, there was a whole different vibe in Humboldt.
01:03:11.000 And in that area, it was like, whoa.
01:03:13.000 Like the guns and the guards and the dogs and the...
01:03:16.000 Well, these people have been illegally operating out there forever.
01:03:20.000 But same with a lot of the other people that were kind of...
01:03:24.000 I mean, it was...
01:03:25.000 The people I was working for, they were like third generation.
01:03:28.000 So they were like, oh gee.
01:03:30.000 And it was still very loving and family oriented and the whole vibe was very gentle.
01:03:38.000 It wasn't as aggressive.
01:03:40.000 Did you ever watch the documentary The Union?
01:03:42.000 No.
01:03:43.000 The Union is by my friend Scott Scorgy.
01:03:48.000 And Adam Scorgy, sorry.
01:03:50.000 Adam Scorgy has this, I haven't seen him since like 2010 or something.
01:03:55.000 He had this documentary that he did about Vancouver and about how Vancouver had this Underlying economy that was all weed-based.
01:04:07.000 It's like the thing that was keeping, like, you look at the economy.
01:04:10.000 If you look at the economy, like, where's all the money coming from?
01:04:13.000 Oh, well, there's industry, we manufacture cars, we do this, we do that.
01:04:16.000 There was this whole section that was just weed.
01:04:21.000 Weed and weed money.
01:04:22.000 And it wasn't legal.
01:04:24.000 He also did the documentary The Culture High, which is another great movie on marijuana.
01:04:29.000 But The Union is all about this one particular area where you see how intertwined pot growing is and how it's kind of accepted but still kind of illegal.
01:04:39.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:04:39.000 That was the weird thing about it in the kind of 2000...
01:04:43.000 You know, 2006, when it was shifting, it was just that vibe of, like, it had been illegal, and then it was in this weird gray area.
01:04:52.000 And it was still illegal, even when I was working there.
01:04:55.000 But everyone was like, is that illegal?
01:04:57.000 I'm like, eh, it's kind of a gray area.
01:04:59.000 Yeah, it's legal to grow a certain amount medicinally.
01:05:05.000 And then by the time it became legal...
01:05:07.000 Here's a real problem.
01:05:09.000 The real problem...
01:05:09.000 Have you ever heard of what's going on with the cartels?
01:05:12.000 Cartels growing weed and public land out here?
01:05:14.000 Oh yeah, I've heard about this.
01:05:15.000 Like in the forests and stuff.
01:05:17.000 There's a guy named John Norris.
01:05:18.000 He's been on the podcast before.
01:05:20.000 He was a game warden that when he signed up to be a game warden, it's because he's a guy who enjoys the outdoors.
01:05:27.000 Thought it'd be great.
01:05:28.000 You know, just going around, making sure everybody's following the regulations, check your fishing license, that kind of stuff.
01:05:32.000 That's what he thought it was going to be.
01:05:33.000 It turned out he had to run a fucking...
01:05:35.000 Tactical unit to stop the cartels from these grow-ups and gunfights and they're using dogs, the sick dogs, where they sick them on fucking cartel members.
01:05:45.000 It's crazy and it shows how it all starts for him, that they found this one diverted stream and it was a very important stream for Steelhead.
01:05:54.000 And see, these fish were kind of fucked because the water had somehow or another been diverted and dried up.
01:05:59.000 So they thought, well, let's just follow the stream, get to the source of it, and it's probably some sort of an issue that we can solve.
01:06:08.000 Well, they get to the source of it, and it turns out there's a giant Mexican cartel illegal grow-up.
01:06:12.000 Oh my God.
01:06:13.000 And they've diverted all this water, and then on top of that, they're using super toxic pesticides.
01:06:18.000 Yeah, yeah, they don't use the...
01:06:19.000 And poison to keep the animals from eating the leaves.
01:06:22.000 And then you get this poison that's in the fucking plant when you're selling it.
01:06:25.000 And he's like, 90% of the places where marijuana is illegal, and they're getting it from the cartels.
01:06:33.000 So they're getting this toxic, spewed-on weed, and they're distributing it, and they're growing it in California in all the state parks.
01:06:42.000 They're growing it in the National Forest.
01:06:44.000 They're growing it in this public land.
01:06:45.000 They go out into the mountains.
01:06:47.000 I have a friend who found a camp like this at Tahome Ranch.
01:06:50.000 I would run.
01:06:51.000 They didn't know what to do.
01:06:52.000 These are ranchers.
01:06:54.000 They stumbled upon all this piping and all this stuff and they're like, what in the fuck is this?
01:07:00.000 And then they found all these marijuana plants and they called the sheriff's office or whatever and they came down and torched it.
01:07:06.000 It's weird.
01:07:07.000 I wonder how the illegal market's doing now that it's legal.
01:07:11.000 They're still doing well because it's not legal everywhere.
01:07:13.000 That's the point of his book.
01:07:14.000 And there's so much regulation.
01:07:16.000 Well, it should be legal everywhere because all you're doing is propping up the Mexican cartels.
01:07:22.000 Do you see the shit that was happening in Sinaloa yesterday?
01:07:24.000 No.
01:07:24.000 There are gunfights in the streets.
01:07:26.000 Oh, God.
01:07:27.000 The cartels are having gunfights.
01:07:28.000 Go to Ed's manifesto, his Instagram page.
01:07:33.000 He's got this video where these people are hiding behind a wall and you're just watching.
01:07:37.000 Ta-ta [...]-ta.
01:07:41.000 Machine guns in the streets.
01:07:43.000 And this is all because of the cartels.
01:07:46.000 And the cartels are pumped up because of what?
01:07:49.000 Illegal drugs.
01:07:50.000 It's all.
01:07:50.000 That's their source of revenue.
01:07:52.000 Big marijuana is...
01:07:54.000 You always laugh when I say that.
01:07:56.000 But there is big weed, and it's taking out a lot of the independent mom-and-pop growers.
01:08:02.000 It's like the Amazon of weed.
01:08:04.000 Yeah, well, I'm sure that's going to happen with everything that's worth money, right?
01:08:07.000 Yeah, but I have, I don't know, I have mixed feelings about that too, because in places where there's this beautiful soil, they're paving over the soil and putting up like huge domes where there's no ambient light, and now you have light pollution in places because they're growing everything indoor,
01:08:24.000 because you can control it, obviously, so...
01:08:26.000 And you can keep the lights on all...
01:08:28.000 Yeah, it's like a fucking UFO just landed.
01:08:31.000 Yeah, all day, all night.
01:08:32.000 In these beautiful woods with some of the best soil in America.
01:08:36.000 And I definitely, the hippie in me is like, no.
01:08:41.000 We're going too far.
01:08:42.000 Yeah.
01:08:43.000 But in their defense, that's how you make weed grow quicker.
01:08:46.000 Yeah, but...
01:08:47.000 You're doing it right.
01:08:49.000 I'm probably smoking some of that weed right now.
01:08:51.000 Probably.
01:08:52.000 Probably.
01:08:53.000 But you're also destroying an economy of local mom-and-pop growers.
01:08:59.000 Ah, sloppy hippies.
01:09:00.000 You should have planned for the future.
01:09:02.000 You should have wrapped up your business years ago and hired guns.
01:09:06.000 Armed guns!
01:09:07.000 So, have you been baking bread?
01:09:09.000 No, Tom Papa has though.
01:09:11.000 I know, I got hooked.
01:09:14.000 I ate, with my family, we all ate the whole loaf in like two days.
01:09:18.000 I was gonna bring you some, but I saw that I thought you were like gluten-free or some shit.
01:09:23.000 I'm mostly gluten-free.
01:09:24.000 Yeah.
01:09:25.000 But when I can get some sourdough bread, I will eat the fuck out of it.
01:09:28.000 Oh, okay.
01:09:29.000 That's good enough.
01:09:29.000 It doesn't seem to bother me.
01:09:30.000 There's something about sourdough, I don't know if you know this, but also that there's less gluten in it.
01:09:34.000 Yeah.
01:09:35.000 Like way less.
01:09:36.000 I didn't know this.
01:09:37.000 Yeah.
01:09:37.000 See if you can pull up why that is.
01:09:39.000 Why is there less gluten in sourdough?
01:09:41.000 It's been explained.
01:09:42.000 Do you know what it is?
01:09:42.000 Do you know the answer?
01:09:43.000 I wasn't a guess.
01:09:44.000 It's because he's using the heirloom flour and he's only got three ingredients in there.
01:09:47.000 There's just less stuff in it.
01:09:49.000 Yeah, I mean, maybe because of the heirloom flour.
01:09:51.000 But I also think there's a reason because of sourdough.
01:09:55.000 There's something about the process of sourdough.
01:09:57.000 Was Tom already baking?
01:09:59.000 He's been baking for years, for sure.
01:10:01.000 I was sick the first couple weeks of the lockdown.
01:10:07.000 Oh no.
01:10:07.000 Were you worried?
01:10:08.000 I was worried.
01:10:09.000 And I thought I had it until your little, not sure how accurate, but it's...
01:10:13.000 What kind of cold symptoms did you have?
01:10:16.000 I was sick.
01:10:17.000 I had a fever and it would spike at night.
01:10:19.000 And I did have like some chest shortness of breath and a cough that came, but I kicked it.
01:10:25.000 But it was like, it was hanging on.
01:10:28.000 So in that time I couldn't work out and I was going crazy.
01:10:31.000 And it's gotta be some kind of DNA thing.
01:10:34.000 What is the bread thing?
01:10:35.000 It's just delicious.
01:10:36.000 No, but why?
01:10:37.000 You can't get flour anywhere.
01:10:39.000 But what do you mean it's some kind of DNA thing?
01:10:41.000 What is it that everyone went on lockdown and it activated, we must bake bread?
01:10:47.000 I've never experienced that.
01:10:49.000 That's what happened.
01:10:50.000 There's a run on flour.
01:10:51.000 To you and Tom Papa, and you think it's the whole...
01:10:52.000 Oh, there's a run on flour.
01:10:53.000 No, you can't get flour.
01:10:54.000 There's flour shortages.
01:10:56.000 Well, that's because it's a staple.
01:10:56.000 There was a rice shortage.
01:10:57.000 I think it's like a DNA thing.
01:10:59.000 Well, toilet paper, is that DNA thing too?
01:11:01.000 Because that was the big...
01:11:02.000 No, but that just might be heard, you know, like sheepleness.
01:11:05.000 Well, Tom Green had a great analogy, a great theory on that.
01:11:09.000 He said, if you look at how big, how much space toilet paper takes up on the shelf...
01:11:14.000 He goes, it's a lot of space for like one roll of toilet paper or one package of toilet paper.
01:11:19.000 And so they only can keep so much.
01:11:21.000 I was like, oh, that makes sense.
01:11:22.000 And then when people see it empty, then they panic.
01:11:25.000 When they see toilet paper, they buy it and hoard it.
01:11:26.000 I was like, ah, yeah.
01:11:27.000 Because they've started limiting it now.
01:11:30.000 But yeah, I think my friend was just on the podcast.
01:11:33.000 He works at Nautical Theme Grocery Store.
01:11:36.000 And he was saying that he thinks that it's just like...
01:11:41.000 I was asking him about the psychology behind this, and he was saying he thinks that one person would take three, and then the person standing next to them sees that and is like, oh shit, I need to take three.
01:11:52.000 And then that person sees there's empty toilet paper shelves and people are stocking up, and then it just becomes this spiraling.
01:11:59.000 And then you start seeing it online, and it became like a spiraling freakout, basically.
01:12:06.000 There was a lot of logic.
01:12:07.000 There was a lot of freaking out.
01:12:09.000 It was weird.
01:12:10.000 I freaked out in the beginning.
01:12:12.000 I was a little worried in the beginning because I was worried that it was going to be as bad as they were saying.
01:12:15.000 And then as the numbers came in, especially the numbers of people that weren't experiencing any symptoms and the numbers of people that went through it and didn't even know they had ever had it and they tested positive because someone in their family had had it and they had the antibodies and it's like,
01:12:32.000 wow, what is this fucking thing?
01:12:34.000 It's weird.
01:12:35.000 It's like you're talking about a multitude of different diseases.
01:12:39.000 It really is.
01:12:40.000 It's very different.
01:12:42.000 Have you been going crazy not being able to do stand-up?
01:12:45.000 Where's all that energy going?
01:12:48.000 I've been worried about you.
01:12:50.000 I just accept things.
01:12:52.000 I'm good at accepting things.
01:12:54.000 I've learned how to do that in my life.
01:12:58.000 This is just how it is.
01:13:00.000 Are you enjoying, are you spending more time with the kids?
01:13:02.000 Yes.
01:13:02.000 I'm enjoying that.
01:13:03.000 I'm enjoying that.
01:13:04.000 It's weird for them though because they have to do school online and it kind of sucks.
01:13:08.000 They're just not good at it.
01:13:09.000 Yeah.
01:13:09.000 It's not, it doesn't feel, like I sat in to watch one of them like this is so uninspiring.
01:13:14.000 Yeah.
01:13:15.000 If I was a kid, first of all, I was a fuck up in school.
01:13:17.000 Yeah.
01:13:18.000 So if they ever did this to me while I was in high school.
01:13:20.000 I would have just quit school.
01:13:21.000 I would 100% quit school at 16 if this was what was going on.
01:13:25.000 I'd be like, well, the world's ending.
01:13:26.000 Why the fuck am I going to sit in front of a computer all day and listen to this?
01:13:29.000 Lopey dork.
01:13:30.000 Tell me what to do.
01:13:32.000 Fuck.
01:13:33.000 I've been, you know...
01:13:36.000 Weirded out, but also enjoying the time together.
01:13:40.000 But then also very fortunate that I have this place.
01:13:42.000 I can come here.
01:13:43.000 I work out here.
01:13:45.000 I can do a lot of stuff here.
01:13:47.000 I get to do podcasts still.
01:13:48.000 So I get to hang out with people like you.
01:13:50.000 Yeah.
01:13:51.000 Get to hang out with my friends.
01:13:52.000 Have a good time.
01:13:53.000 But for sure, I miss stand-up.
01:13:55.000 And I just don't like the idea that these bureaucrats get to tell us what to do and what not to do.
01:14:01.000 I don't like it.
01:14:02.000 It's not...
01:14:03.000 What's that going to look like?
01:14:04.000 What are they planning on doing when they open up?
01:14:06.000 Is it going to be limited seating?
01:14:09.000 I mean, how are you going to go on your tours?
01:14:13.000 I'm at the Forum November 1st.
01:14:15.000 It's almost sold out.
01:14:18.000 It's just going to be like me and a mannequin on either side of me.
01:14:22.000 I'm like, what am I going to do?
01:14:23.000 That's a real show that I have in LA. That's the biggest show that I have in LA, right?
01:14:26.000 It's like 9,000 people.
01:14:28.000 Is that possible?
01:14:30.000 I don't even know yet.
01:14:31.000 I don't know.
01:14:32.000 I think you should let people make a choice for themselves.
01:14:35.000 Make them get tested.
01:14:37.000 And there should be a place, like, you know how you sign up to vote?
01:14:40.000 You should be able to sign up to get tested.
01:14:42.000 I don't want something that tracks you where you carry it on your phone.
01:14:45.000 No, no, I don't like that.
01:14:46.000 But I want it like a ticket.
01:14:48.000 Yeah.
01:14:48.000 You know how you have, like, if you get an electronic ticket, you get that ticket, and you can bring it, and they scan your ticket, and then you can get on board a plane, right?
01:14:55.000 Yeah.
01:14:55.000 Why don't they do that with testing?
01:14:56.000 They can do that with testing.
01:14:58.000 And so if you want to go somewhere, like you want to go to a concert...
01:15:01.000 Scan it.
01:15:02.000 Is it valid?
01:15:03.000 It's two days ago.
01:15:04.000 Okay.
01:15:05.000 And have you left your house?
01:15:07.000 Have you been doing heroin in two days?
01:15:09.000 No, but at least it would help.
01:15:13.000 The number one thing that we need to concentrate on is the number one thing that you don't hear a goddamn peep about, and that's nutrition and health.
01:15:20.000 Those are the things.
01:15:21.000 Stress.
01:15:22.000 Managing your stress.
01:15:23.000 This is how to meditate.
01:15:24.000 You fucks, take some of those taxpayer money and set up...
01:15:28.000 Take some of that tax money and set up some sort of an online resource that can show people how they can improve their immune system.
01:15:35.000 Have little meditation courses, you fucks.
01:15:38.000 Do you think that people are...
01:15:42.000 Becoming more succumbing to bad habits or improving themselves?
01:15:47.000 I would think it's both.
01:15:48.000 I mean, you can't generalize because people handle things.
01:15:53.000 Some people have been amazing through this.
01:15:55.000 Right.
01:15:55.000 And some people I've become bigger fans of because of the way they've handled this.
01:15:58.000 And then there's some people that I can't talk to.
01:16:00.000 I'm like, you fucking pussy.
01:16:01.000 You're falling apart.
01:16:02.000 Yeah.
01:16:03.000 Like, I know people that are scared to go outside.
01:16:05.000 Yeah.
01:16:05.000 Like, they don't want to do anything.
01:16:07.000 I hear it's worse than they say.
01:16:09.000 I hear it's worse than they're telling us.
01:16:11.000 Where are they getting that information?
01:16:13.000 It's more attractive to them than the opposite.
01:16:17.000 But can they afford for it to be attractive?
01:16:21.000 Some of them, yes.
01:16:22.000 I'm talking about some of them are wealthy people.
01:16:24.000 Because I know people who have both fears.
01:16:27.000 They might be not healthy, but they're also poor.
01:16:30.000 And they're more afraid of being poor.
01:16:33.000 They're trying to balance these things like, I need to still go to work because I can't.
01:16:39.000 They're balancing the risk.
01:16:40.000 Here's a fake narrative that it's either money or lives.
01:16:43.000 That's a fake narrative.
01:16:44.000 And this is why it's a fake narrative.
01:16:45.000 If the economy collapses, the deeper it collapses, the more lives it's going to cost.
01:16:49.000 And that's a fact.
01:16:50.000 This is a real statistic.
01:16:53.000 You can actually measure this.
01:16:56.000 The way the economy goes, you will, correspondingly, you will see a loss of life.
01:17:01.000 If the economy goes down, if there's more depression, if there's more drug addiction, if there's more suicide, you will see a loss of life that's directly attributable to the way people respond to the economy collapsing.
01:17:15.000 Is that...
01:17:16.000 Factual?
01:17:17.000 Yes.
01:17:18.000 Bloomberg had a report on it.
01:17:21.000 There's an equation.
01:17:23.000 In how the economy dips, you'll see a corresponding loss of life due to suicide, corresponding loss of life due to drug addiction and overdose.
01:17:31.000 Look, depression is for sure, it takes in a lot of factors.
01:17:36.000 Some people have it just genetically, some people have it because of the circumstance.
01:17:40.000 As your circumstance erodes, it's much more likely that you're going to be depressed.
01:17:44.000 Oh, I agree.
01:17:45.000 I remember reading an article that kind of pushed back on this.
01:17:49.000 There were all these statistics and studies done after the Great Depression, and actually it weirdly kicked in people's resilience.
01:17:57.000 Okay, but listen to what you said.
01:17:58.000 After the Great Depression, right?
01:18:00.000 So everything falls apart, and it kicks in people's resilience, and the people that survive are the ones that you're going to hear great things about.
01:18:07.000 Yeah, I would have to look at the actual studies, because I'm not sure when it started counting the lives that were lost.
01:18:13.000 My grandparents went through the depression and I used to talk to them about it.
01:18:16.000 And when my grandmother died, one of the things, they found little coffee cans filled with money all over the house.
01:18:22.000 Dollars and change and store them in all different places.
01:18:24.000 They were terrified.
01:18:26.000 They were terrified of things going south.
01:18:27.000 Yeah.
01:18:28.000 I mean, I've been poor for so long in terms of being freelance writer and always, I do a weird thing where I don't invoice and all of my editors are like, we owe you money.
01:18:38.000 But it's that psychological like, oh, I have money.
01:18:42.000 There.
01:18:43.000 And I store it all over my house.
01:18:46.000 I have money everywhere, just like loose change and dollars because I have that scarcity fear always.
01:18:53.000 I take things way farther.
01:18:55.000 My fear is that money won't be worth anything.
01:18:57.000 Right.
01:18:58.000 That's my fear.
01:18:58.000 Yeah.
01:18:59.000 You know, when someone says, oh, you should be fine, you have money.
01:19:01.000 So you have gold bricks at home?
01:19:02.000 No, I have guns.
01:19:03.000 And I know how to hunt.
01:19:05.000 That's what I'm worried about.
01:19:06.000 Legitimately worried about not having food.
01:19:08.000 I have water purification tablets.
01:19:09.000 I have pumps.
01:19:11.000 I can pump creek water and get it to the point where my kids can drink it.
01:19:14.000 That's what I'm worried about.
01:19:16.000 Legitimately.
01:19:18.000 That's a real fear that people should have.
01:19:20.000 I have that fear.
01:19:21.000 Many people are starting to understand.
01:19:24.000 It's people like you and me and everybody else are responsible for the food chain.
01:19:30.000 This food supply chain.
01:19:32.000 This food supply is not permanent.
01:19:35.000 It's not just going to stay there.
01:19:37.000 And all these ranchers that have been struggling to pay their bills.
01:19:41.000 I know.
01:19:42.000 Struggling.
01:19:42.000 Now they're fucked.
01:19:43.000 We treat our farmers like such shit.
01:19:45.000 I feel like it's...
01:19:47.000 Well, we're not aware because we're not near them.
01:19:49.000 Right.
01:19:49.000 That's what it is.
01:19:50.000 I think that even my friend who I interviewed, he was saying people are thanking him for his service and he hates it at the nautical grocery store.
01:20:01.000 But I think that it's people who have never even had to consider the food supply chain are considering it.
01:20:09.000 And they're suddenly like, oh my God, thank you.
01:20:12.000 Remember how they were really pumped about firemen?
01:20:14.000 Yeah, after 9-11.
01:20:16.000 People who generally don't get, who provide a service and just kind of go fly under the radar.
01:20:23.000 But yeah, I don't think people consider much where their food comes from or how it even gets on the shelves.
01:20:30.000 They're definitely doing it more so now.
01:20:32.000 And there's also a lot of people are inquiring about hunting.
01:20:35.000 They're looking into it.
01:20:36.000 There's an uptick in searches.
01:20:39.000 And I get a lot of questions about gardening, hunting, and prepping.
01:20:44.000 I used to think those people were out of their fucking minds.
01:20:47.000 No.
01:20:47.000 Because I used to consider, like, oh, well, if there's a natural disaster, like if Yellowstone blows, you really want to be right next to it.
01:20:53.000 Fuck this.
01:20:54.000 Yeah, we're close.
01:20:55.000 You don't want to be surviving nuclear winter when everything becomes fucking horrible gray sky wasteland and everyone's freezing and choking.
01:21:05.000 It's not good.
01:21:07.000 And that's what's happened to human beings before.
01:21:09.000 There was a point in time where we've done this so many times, whatever the volcano was.
01:21:15.000 There was a supervolcano that blew somewhere around 60, 70,000 years ago.
01:21:20.000 I forget where it was.
01:21:22.000 Was it Indonesia?
01:21:23.000 Yes.
01:21:24.000 And it killed most of the people on the planet.
01:21:26.000 Oh, wow.
01:21:27.000 Most of the people.
01:21:28.000 We got down to a few thousand people.
01:21:29.000 That was like 70,000 years ago.
01:21:31.000 Wow.
01:21:32.000 It's really nuts.
01:21:33.000 Yeah, that's crazy.
01:21:34.000 This has happened many times.
01:21:35.000 These things happen.
01:21:37.000 They just don't happen enough where they happen during our lifetime where we say, oh, that's a thing we have to worry about.
01:21:43.000 So now we've experienced a real global pandemic during our lifetime.
01:21:48.000 So now we're like, now this is something we know we have to worry about.
01:21:51.000 Yeah, I mean, it's a little bit light.
01:21:55.000 Like, it's pandemic light.
01:21:57.000 It's certainly not like the 1918...
01:22:00.000 Not even close.
01:22:01.000 But look how we're reacting.
01:22:02.000 Right.
01:22:03.000 We're reacting like it is.
01:22:05.000 Which I think was precautionary.
01:22:07.000 But it's still going on.
01:22:09.000 That doesn't make any sense.
01:22:10.000 I know.
01:22:11.000 Now they're asking people to rat people out if you're fucking opening up your business.
01:22:14.000 This is Gestapo shit.
01:22:16.000 Yeah, it's what's always worried is, are we the frog in the boiling water?
01:22:20.000 Where at a certain point you say, hey, everybody self-lockdown and don't work.
01:22:26.000 And everyone's like, eh.
01:22:27.000 I'm not stoked about it, but okay, I'll do that for my fellow man.
01:22:32.000 And then a couple of months go by and the numbers come in and you're not seeing the outbreak in Florida from the spring breakers.
01:22:40.000 You're not seeing the...
01:22:42.000 Well, they've been open now.
01:22:43.000 Yeah.
01:22:43.000 I was just there.
01:22:44.000 I flew to Florida last week for the UFC. Yeah.
01:22:47.000 Saturday night, I flew in.
01:22:49.000 I went to a restaurant, Pritchett.
01:22:52.000 Sat down and had a steak.
01:22:53.000 Had a glass of wine, my friend Eddie Bravo.
01:22:56.000 We sat down and ate together like gentlemen.
01:22:57.000 What was that?
01:22:58.000 Doesn't it look weird when you see it in...
01:23:01.000 It was strange at the restaurant because it was like us and then this other older couple walked in.
01:23:06.000 There was maybe one other couple towards the front and a couple young people at the bar.
01:23:10.000 Fairly sparse.
01:23:11.000 All the waiters had face masks on.
01:23:13.000 Yeah.
01:23:13.000 But we ate.
01:23:14.000 We ate dinner.
01:23:15.000 But now the conspiracy theorist in me is like, now they're going to see how far they can fucking push it.
01:23:19.000 Well, I don't think that's a conspiracy theory.
01:23:21.000 I think that is just like your cult friend that was calling you a scumbag and trying to break you down.
01:23:27.000 When you're in a position of power, there's an archetype of a person in a position of power and then all the potential things that can go wrong when a person's in a position of power.
01:23:41.000 All the abuses of that power.
01:23:44.000 I mean, they're documented, right, throughout history.
01:23:47.000 But this is one of them.
01:23:48.000 Control.
01:23:48.000 I'm telling you what to do.
01:23:49.000 You want more rights?
01:23:50.000 You want to get your rights back?
01:23:52.000 Well, daddy says you gotta put your mask on.
01:23:54.000 Even though it doesn't make any sense.
01:23:55.000 So we're all grounded.
01:23:57.000 It's like we're all grounded.
01:23:58.000 But here's the thing.
01:24:00.000 It's not like things are getting worse.
01:24:02.000 But their grip is getting tighter.
01:24:04.000 Right.
01:24:05.000 Yeah, that's what is deeply...
01:24:06.000 Rights are generally not given back once they're taken.
01:24:11.000 Exactly.
01:24:12.000 And that's what the problem is.
01:24:13.000 And this is what the problem when people want to talk about Marxism and all the positive benefits of socialism.
01:24:19.000 It'd be great if everybody helped all the people that weren't doing so well and chipped on in.
01:24:24.000 It would be great.
01:24:25.000 But the problem with the big state, the big government, is what you're seeing now.
01:24:30.000 Regular people making shit decisions.
01:24:34.000 Regular people, like Gavin Newsom, is a person.
01:24:36.000 He's not a genius.
01:24:37.000 He's not a wizard.
01:24:39.000 He's not from another planet.
01:24:40.000 He's a human being who grew up in the United States of America, and he has this incredible amount of power, over 40 million people in the state.
01:24:47.000 And he's deciding, we're going to go step one, and you're going to allow it to be, go outside and look at the sunset.
01:24:53.000 You can do yoga.
01:24:54.000 Don't go near anybody.
01:24:55.000 You can golf, no cart.
01:24:58.000 And he's got masks.
01:24:59.000 Yeah, and they put this fucking list of shit that you can do and you can't do.
01:25:02.000 And then they get to tell people.
01:25:04.000 They get to tell people, not yet!
01:25:06.000 Not yet!
01:25:06.000 We're going to open up a little bit on May 15th.
01:25:08.000 Okay, a little bit, a little bit.
01:25:09.000 What can we do?
01:25:10.000 You can go to the beach now, but don't sit down.
01:25:12.000 Yeah, you can't freaking sit down.
01:25:14.000 You can't tell people what to do like that.
01:25:16.000 You can't.
01:25:16.000 It doesn't make sense.
01:25:17.000 This is what you tell people.
01:25:19.000 Please be cautious.
01:25:20.000 Please use social distancing.
01:25:22.000 Let's be smart.
01:25:24.000 Let's take care of our vulnerable people and let's take care of our health.
01:25:28.000 Let's take care of our bodies to eat correct.
01:25:31.000 This is a good opportunity for you to cut all the bullshit out of your diet.
01:25:35.000 Stop eating so much sugar.
01:25:36.000 Stop drinking so much.
01:25:38.000 Stop smoking cigarettes.
01:25:39.000 This is a good time to work on your health.
01:25:41.000 Because what you're seeing across the board is vulnerable people that are getting really sick from this.
01:25:47.000 Whether they're vulnerable because they have underlying health conditions, or they were stressed out, or they're hospital workers, they're vulnerable because they're getting this massive viral load from all these people.
01:25:56.000 Viral load sounds so dirty.
01:25:58.000 It's a great word.
01:25:58.000 It's a great word.
01:25:59.000 No, it just sounds so dirty.
01:26:00.000 Every time I hear it, I'm like...
01:26:01.000 Well, you find out that it's coming, you get it in sperm.
01:26:04.000 Like, COVID is in sperm, so that's a real viral load.
01:26:08.000 That is viral, though.
01:26:09.000 Every time I hear it, I'm like, that's the dirtiest term, but I love it.
01:26:12.000 Have you seen the prisoners giving each other COVID? Oh, I saw that video.
01:26:15.000 Am I crazy?
01:26:16.000 I never know what's real, though.
01:26:17.000 I always have to, like, fact check and go find and see if the video is real and go, which everyone should be doing, by the way.
01:26:23.000 Most people aren't.
01:26:24.000 I don't either.
01:26:25.000 I fuck up all the time.
01:26:26.000 I'll see it and I'm like, yeah!
01:26:27.000 And then I'm like, easy, Bridget.
01:26:30.000 Settle that?
01:26:30.000 I know.
01:26:31.000 Let's look at this one carefully.
01:26:32.000 This one confirms a lot of your biases.
01:26:35.000 You might want to double check.
01:26:36.000 When you find out that prisoners are getting released that are even, like, sex offenders.
01:26:40.000 Like, violent sex offenders are getting released.
01:26:42.000 And they're putting, like, a hairdresser in jail.
01:26:44.000 But it's so crazy, like, oh, you might get a cough.
01:26:47.000 We're gonna have to let you go.
01:26:48.000 Don't rape any kids while you're out there, you little knucklehead.
01:26:51.000 You're supposed to be in jail.
01:26:52.000 You're supposed to be in jail for 30 years, but we're gonna let you out because we don't want you to get a cough.
01:26:56.000 Yeah, I don't, all of it, again, I come back to trying to stay optimistic in the face of conditions that feel like they're rapidly deteriorating.
01:27:06.000 Yeah, no it is.
01:27:08.000 But you don't even get high, that's the problem.
01:27:10.000 That's not a problem.
01:27:11.000 You have to stay sober.
01:27:12.000 It's not for you, it is for me.
01:27:14.000 I picked the worst fucking decade to get sober.
01:27:18.000 Ever.
01:27:18.000 I mean, what an idiot.
01:27:20.000 I got sober in 2013, which means I got sober right before Trump, started running, and now through a fucking pandemic.
01:27:28.000 But honestly, I have been able to...
01:27:32.000 I'm actually grateful.
01:27:33.000 Do you know how much the alcohol consumption is up?
01:27:35.000 If any indication of how much bread I've been eating is how much weed and beer and alcohol I'd be consuming, I would be in the hospital with cirrhosis of the liver.
01:27:47.000 Yeah, you're just using that, the bread.
01:27:51.000 Not really.
01:27:52.000 I mean, I like it because it's a challenge.
01:27:55.000 Because it's really fucking hard to make.
01:27:56.000 Bread is a challenge?
01:27:56.000 Making sourdough bread is a fucking challenge.
01:28:00.000 Hey, look up how many people are...
01:28:05.000 Alcoholics.
01:28:06.000 How much alcohol consumption is up.
01:28:08.000 Where, though?
01:28:09.000 Just overall, United States alcohol consumption.
01:28:11.000 Down in restaurants and bars, though.
01:28:13.000 Yeah, no, that's the problem.
01:28:14.000 It's actually up, even though restaurants and bars...
01:28:16.000 Everyone's drinking alone.
01:28:18.000 Listen, just Google it, you fuck.
01:28:19.000 I know, but I'm trying...
01:28:20.000 I gotta figure out what to Google.
01:28:22.000 How about Google alcohol consumption up during pandemic?
01:28:28.000 Because someone was telling me this, and it can't be true.
01:28:31.000 I like it.
01:28:31.000 At houses?
01:28:32.000 Within houses?
01:28:33.000 Or like from grocery stores?
01:28:34.000 Just overall alcohol consumption.
01:28:36.000 Just Google alcohol consumption up during pandemic.
01:28:39.000 Because what he was telling me is, he goes, listen to this.
01:28:41.000 Bars are closed, right?
01:28:42.000 Because alcohol consumption is way up.
01:28:44.000 He goes, think about that.
01:28:45.000 Yeah, I believe it.
01:28:47.000 I don't know how he knows this, but he's a person that would know that.
01:28:49.000 Have you seen the Zoom happy hours?
01:28:52.000 Oh, the people get hammered on Zoom?
01:28:53.000 Those things...
01:28:54.000 I would rather die than get hammered with a bunch of people on Zoom.
01:28:59.000 I'm like, drink alone like a fucking real man.
01:29:02.000 Don't do this happy hour...
01:29:05.000 I don't know.
01:29:06.000 I get it.
01:29:06.000 Drink alone like a fucking real man.
01:29:08.000 But seriously.
01:29:09.000 Is there anything, Jamie?
01:29:10.000 The first Forbes opinion article says there's a survey that was taken of 2,000 adults that said 16% were drinking more, 19% drinking less.
01:29:19.000 Yeah.
01:29:19.000 I don't know where they're getting the number from.
01:29:21.000 It's a lot to...
01:29:22.000 His statistic was much higher than that.
01:29:23.000 It was like in the high 30s.
01:29:25.000 30% increase in alcohol consumption during the pandemic.
01:29:30.000 Yeah, because everybody's day drinking.
01:29:32.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:29:32.000 There was that meme that was going around that was hilarious, like, pray for the teachers next year who are going to have kids coming in who have been taught by their moms or their parents who have been day drinking.
01:29:47.000 I have been day drinking, but I've been drinking wine.
01:29:51.000 I drink wine every night.
01:29:52.000 I'll have a glass of wine.
01:29:54.000 You are a pretty moderate drinker anyway, though.
01:29:57.000 Yes.
01:29:58.000 I'll go off the rails a couple times a year, especially on Fight Companions, when we do these Fight Companion podcasts.
01:30:03.000 That's probably the hardest I drink ever.
01:30:06.000 We get hammered.
01:30:08.000 Here's the best statistic I found, but that doesn't mean much.
01:30:11.000 Off-premises alcohol sales?
01:30:13.000 Off-premises alcohol sales were up 55% in the third week of March this year.
01:30:16.000 Okay, well, that makes sense because people are drinking at home.
01:30:19.000 But I wonder if, like, overall.
01:30:20.000 It says, while most people in the United States remain stuck at home during the COVID-19 pandemic, many are increasing their alcohol purchases and likely their consumption.
01:30:28.000 No, they're just stockpiling it and using it for hand sanitizer.
01:30:32.000 According to the data reported by Nielsen, an international measurement of the data analytics company, so up 55%.
01:30:39.000 Off-premise alcohol sales were up 55%.
01:30:41.000 So I wonder what that means in terms of overall, like what percentage of alcohol sales were done in bars and restaurants, and what percentage was, I guess that's what off-premises means.
01:30:52.000 Yeah, you would have to really know what, that would be hard, yeah, you'd have to know how much alcohol was sold to the restaurants yeah and then all that's hard to find because it's usually through it's not like a retail you're getting it right 55 is a big number though yeah that's big but i think a lot of i i mean i i don't know if i if i was drinking i'd be drinking a lot i can tell you that all my this is what the reason i brought it up is the friends that i have were like you know they would maybe have a glass of
01:31:22.000 wine at night now they're going through a bottle or two every night that was my normal but yeah this is fill out yeah everybody's getting thick Yeah, I was, I definitely the first, you know, like I was saying, the first three weeks, I was kind of sick.
01:31:33.000 So I started baking bread because I needed a challenge because I couldn't work out.
01:31:37.000 And man, that like, the COVID-19 is real.
01:31:42.000 Now I have another, now I have another challenge.
01:31:45.000 The bread baking?
01:31:46.000 No, now I have to lose the COVID-19 that I gained.
01:31:50.000 Oh, the COVID-19 pounds.
01:31:51.000 Yeah, bread will put it on you.
01:31:54.000 Also, not doing anything and not moving.
01:31:58.000 There was three weeks where I was like, you took seven steps today.
01:32:02.000 It's so sick!
01:32:03.000 Just staying at home.
01:32:04.000 Do you have exercise equipment at home?
01:32:06.000 I do.
01:32:06.000 Yeah, and so my sisters and I have been doing...
01:32:09.000 This has been fun.
01:32:10.000 We've been doing...
01:32:12.000 We call it Something is Better Than Nothing because all of us, the first couple weeks, were just off the rails with the, like, sweets and my other sister was baking and...
01:32:22.000 She's like, I need to dial it back.
01:32:24.000 So we started doing workout videos, but to hold each other accountable, we Zoom.
01:32:29.000 And so then we share the screen.
01:32:31.000 And it's so fun.
01:32:32.000 I mean, I wish I could record.
01:32:33.000 My sisters are hilarious.
01:32:35.000 Why is that okay, but it's not okay to drink on Zoom?
01:32:38.000 It's fine to drink on Zoom.
01:32:40.000 I just don't...
01:32:41.000 I can't imagine...
01:32:42.000 So here's my issue.
01:32:43.000 It's hard enough for me to work out because you can see yourself on Zoom.
01:32:47.000 So that's already...
01:32:48.000 I'm fine with that.
01:32:49.000 I'm used to going to a gym and seeing myself in a mirror and working out in a class.
01:32:53.000 I'm not used to seeing myself drinking while I drink.
01:32:56.000 And so the idea of being on a Zoom with people and being able to see my little square head getting wasted...
01:33:03.000 But you're not supposed to look at you.
01:33:04.000 You're supposed to look at them.
01:33:05.000 No, I know, but you're still able to see yourself.
01:33:08.000 I'm just going to put a little...
01:33:10.000 I don't know.
01:33:10.000 Do you know, like, amongst your friends, are people ramping up their alcohol consumption, the people that you know that drink?
01:33:16.000 Yes and no.
01:33:17.000 But I was on a family.
01:33:20.000 I'm on a family.
01:33:21.000 Like, it's funny.
01:33:21.000 In the beginning, everyone's like, we're going to have these, like, group texts.
01:33:24.000 We're going to keep each other sane.
01:33:26.000 And, like, after three weeks, it's just nobody here.
01:33:28.000 You never hear from anyone.
01:33:29.000 No one keeps it together after a month.
01:33:31.000 A month is like where everybody starts going off the rails.
01:33:34.000 Well, and it's funny because everybody just started, everyone adjusted and they were back in their own lives.
01:33:39.000 But it was mostly just us sharing memes of the guy with the big dick and all the funny memes that were going around.
01:33:46.000 But it was like family members, cousins, like I said, I have a huge family.
01:33:50.000 So cousins, we're all around the same age.
01:33:52.000 And it was like all of them sharing their booze supplies.
01:33:57.000 Because they were afraid that the stores were going to be shut indefinitely.
01:34:01.000 That's how a lot of my friends were talking about it, too.
01:34:03.000 They were worried that they wouldn't be able to get booze and they would have to go through the sober.
01:34:07.000 Yeah, and I think...
01:34:07.000 Do you find that, Jamie?
01:34:08.000 Your friends?
01:34:09.000 Are friends your age getting hammered?
01:34:12.000 No.
01:34:13.000 No?
01:34:13.000 Same age?
01:34:14.000 I don't think so.
01:34:15.000 I'm probably smoking a little more weed, but I don't know about that.
01:34:19.000 So, do you think it's like an older suburban thing?
01:34:23.000 Like...
01:34:24.000 No, they're always drinking.
01:34:25.000 Like, the wine moms are just still more...
01:34:27.000 They're just maybe more wine moms.
01:34:29.000 But I think they're going...
01:34:29.000 But I'm trying to think of as a generational thing.
01:34:31.000 Like, how are, like, kids in their 20s handling...
01:34:34.000 They're not getting drunk every day.
01:34:35.000 I don't know.
01:34:36.000 They're probably more pliable, too.
01:34:38.000 They have less to lose.
01:34:39.000 So while all this shit's going down, they're like, what am I going to do?
01:34:42.000 I was, so, my nephew, it was his first year of college, and now he's back at home.
01:34:47.000 And he's great.
01:34:48.000 He's, like, super active.
01:34:49.000 But if I was, like, a 20-year-old who wasn't in college and was back in my parents' basement, I was partying when I was, like, 17 at home.
01:34:57.000 I'd be really worried about the future, though.
01:34:59.000 Wouldn't you be worried about the future if you're 20 and you saw this?
01:35:02.000 I don't know.
01:35:03.000 It's funny because either my nephew's just like a badass or super resilient, but he's like, ah, it's fine.
01:35:10.000 He might be a moron.
01:35:11.000 He's not sure if he's going to go back to college because he doesn't want to pay for...
01:35:18.000 Yeah, well that's the kid with my kids' school too.
01:35:20.000 My kids go to private school.
01:35:21.000 Who the fuck is going to pay for all the money to have a lazy teacher socially distanced teach you?
01:35:26.000 No way.
01:35:27.000 He's like, I'm not taking on this debt.
01:35:29.000 Well, here's the thing.
01:35:29.000 The death rate between kids is so fucking low.
01:35:33.000 It's crazy.
01:35:35.000 It's so low.
01:35:36.000 You're talking about all the way up into college.
01:35:38.000 The death rate is so small that it doesn't make any sense to keep them out of school.
01:35:43.000 It doesn't make any sense.
01:35:44.000 I think Alabama and all those colleges were talking about how they were going back.
01:35:51.000 What do they really teach down there, though?
01:35:54.000 It's football.
01:35:55.000 They've got to get the college football going.
01:35:57.000 Yeah, that is a thing, right?
01:35:58.000 What are they going to do with these stadiums that are going to be filled with people?
01:36:01.000 I don't think they're going to.
01:36:02.000 When are they going to allow that?
01:36:03.000 I don't know.
01:36:04.000 Do you know, Jim?
01:36:04.000 Fox, there's been speculation for the NFL that they're going to pump in, I think probably just for the people watching, but crowd noise and fans, like fake fans.
01:36:13.000 No, no, no, no, no, you can't.
01:36:15.000 I'm talking about, but this is still four months ahead.
01:36:18.000 I'm going to go to a Joe Rogan show and it's going to be canned laughter pumped into the stadium.
01:36:23.000 Canned laughter.
01:36:24.000 And a few heckles.
01:36:26.000 Who's saying this?
01:36:27.000 Fox, I think.
01:36:29.000 That is so dumb.
01:36:31.000 That would be so offensive.
01:36:33.000 That's just preparing us for this new world.
01:36:36.000 What's the new world, Joe?
01:36:38.000 The new world.
01:36:39.000 What is it?
01:36:40.000 The social distancing.
01:36:41.000 We're all in the matrix.
01:36:42.000 There's no reality.
01:36:44.000 Are they just trying to get us to be in our house and order shit?
01:36:46.000 I was joking that this is a plot by Amazon and Netflix to just get us all inside.
01:36:53.000 I was joking this is a plot from AI to get us to the symbiotic relationship that's inevitable.
01:37:02.000 Where human beings are going to merge with some form of technology.
01:37:06.000 It's already happened with things you carry around like your phone or your glasses or something that someone's made that you can't live without that makes your life better.
01:37:14.000 It's eventually going to be a part of you.
01:37:16.000 It's going to get inside of you.
01:37:17.000 And once that gets inside of you, you're going to be more and more and more immersed in that world.
01:37:25.000 And some people are like, man, I don't want that.
01:37:27.000 I want to live in the real world.
01:37:28.000 I want to be able to go to the lake.
01:37:29.000 I want to be able to hug people and touch people.
01:37:32.000 Well, what better way to stop that shit from taking place?
01:37:34.000 You can't go anywhere.
01:37:35.000 You got to stay inside.
01:37:36.000 So all your world is virtual.
01:37:37.000 You can't come near anybody because they might kill you with their fucking spit.
01:37:41.000 Do you think that people will put up with that, though?
01:37:44.000 Some people are putting up with this, Bridget.
01:37:46.000 Is this how America breaks up?
01:37:48.000 Does it become the pro-open and pro-closed states, and then we just divorce?
01:37:54.000 Well, this is what's happening.
01:37:55.000 It's right-wing, left-wing.
01:37:57.000 Left-wing people want the government to take care of everything.
01:38:00.000 They want everybody to get checks, and they want everybody to stay home forever until there's a cure.
01:38:05.000 It's not going to be a cure.
01:38:07.000 This is something that's going to be around.
01:38:10.000 We might have herd immunity and might be able to wipe it out that way, but this is not something that they can just spray away or inject away.
01:38:18.000 So this is something, well, hopefully one day they'll have some sort of a real treatment, whether it's a vaccine or whatever it is.
01:38:23.000 We're probably going to have to take a vaccine every couple years or every year or something like that.
01:38:27.000 None of this is good.
01:38:28.000 I mean, you get the flu shot if you get it, and it's not going to keep you from getting the flu.
01:38:33.000 There's still other strains that are out there.
01:38:36.000 But it helps you even if you do get those strains that aren't the strain.
01:38:40.000 Exactly.
01:38:41.000 Then there's herd immunity, right?
01:38:42.000 Where more than 60% of the people get it, the virus sort of dies off.
01:38:46.000 That's a positive thing.
01:38:50.000 Possibility in the future.
01:38:51.000 But there's people that want to get back to work, and there's people that don't want anyone to go anywhere.
01:38:57.000 And it's become this sort of, again, this ideological battleground where the people that want to go back to work, you're putting dollars over money.
01:39:07.000 You know, like someone said, you're going to be the richest man in the cemetery to Elon Musk because he wants to open up his factory.
01:39:12.000 Like, what are you talking about?
01:39:15.000 Like, are we gonna be just stay home forever?
01:39:17.000 Are we gonna be scared of everything?
01:39:18.000 Why would you drive when you know how many people die in driving accidents?
01:39:21.000 Stay home!
01:39:22.000 Don't do anything!
01:39:23.000 And I think this has put, you know, the...
01:39:27.000 We make these calculations all the time about how many people is it acceptable to die.
01:39:35.000 It's just not so in our face.
01:39:37.000 For instance, with opioids.
01:39:40.000 If you're using these to help people manage pain, but you know a certain amount of people might become addicted or die, there's all kinds of trade-offs that we're making.
01:39:50.000 Driving, another good example.
01:39:52.000 So we're constantly...
01:39:54.000 Making these cost-benefit analysis in our society, it's just not usually, you have to make it.
01:40:00.000 You have to be part of the person who's saying, am I going to be...
01:40:07.000 But it's also, there's so much false information or confusing information.
01:40:12.000 And I don't, again, I come back to what we started talking about.
01:40:15.000 I don't know that a lot of people know who to believe.
01:40:17.000 And if you just believe your tribe, it's much easier.
01:40:21.000 I think if I was just like gobbling up all the CNN or gobbling up all the Fox, I would be happy little frickin' no nihilism Bridgette.
01:40:30.000 Or you'd be angry wanting to overthrow the government, not wanting to, you know, get things back to the way things used to be.
01:40:37.000 Or I'd be terrified and not leaving my house because I was worried that I was going to get...
01:40:42.000 There's all those things.
01:40:43.000 But if you just look at the raw numbers, and this doesn't discount any of the deaths, doesn't discount the tragedy.
01:40:49.000 I know people are like, but my grandma, but my friend, I knew a guy, I knew a guy, he was young.
01:40:54.000 Everybody knows a guy.
01:40:56.000 You're right.
01:40:56.000 But if you just look at the overall numbers, this is not what we thought it was going to be.
01:41:02.000 It's really simple.
01:41:03.000 And this is why you want to move.
01:41:05.000 Yeah.
01:41:05.000 I don't like that they're telling me that you have to stay home.
01:41:10.000 Yeah.
01:41:10.000 I don't like that they're telling me you have to wear a mask when you go outside.
01:41:14.000 No, if I'm around people and you want me to wear a mask in a business or something like that, okay.
01:41:18.000 I'm fine with that.
01:41:19.000 Until everything settles down, we figure this out?
01:41:21.000 Okay.
01:41:22.000 But you can't tell me, I leave the house, I have to put a mask on.
01:41:25.000 What about if I walk around in my backyard?
01:41:26.000 Do I have to have a mask on?
01:41:28.000 What does that mean?
01:41:28.000 I mean, yeah.
01:41:29.000 If I'm running on a trail, I have to run on a trail with a mask on?
01:41:32.000 The fuck out of here.
01:41:33.000 This is stupid.
01:41:34.000 And your ideal way to transition back, what would it look like?
01:41:40.000 Let people take risks.
01:41:41.000 Let people do what they want to do.
01:41:43.000 But educate them.
01:41:44.000 Educate them in terms of their immune system.
01:41:46.000 Educate them in terms of, like, here's where it could go bad.
01:41:49.000 This is why you need to wash your hands.
01:41:51.000 Like, one of the things I said is that women were getting it less than men.
01:41:54.000 And people were like, why?
01:41:54.000 I'm like, because we're gross.
01:41:56.000 We don't wash.
01:41:57.000 We're fucking disgusting.
01:41:58.000 So guys are picking their nose after they're touching a faucet and other people touched it.
01:42:03.000 Is that why they're getting it more?
01:42:06.000 It could be a bunch of factors, but I would guarantee that one of them is that men are gross.
01:42:10.000 Yes.
01:42:11.000 Men are gross.
01:42:12.000 Yeah, I guarantee you that has to play some sort of a part in it.
01:42:16.000 Yeah.
01:42:16.000 Yeah, I mean, it's been somebody, I think a writer, I forget her name, Megan, someone, she had a tweet.
01:42:24.000 She said, it's a blacklight No, it's a, yeah, it's a blacklight on, like, the sperm-filled hotel room, basically, the pandemic.
01:42:34.000 It's just revealed, like, all of these institutional failures and all of the structural failures and all of the ideological battleground is up to 11 now.
01:42:45.000 And I find that...
01:42:47.000 Most people are wrestling and don't know really what to do, but I think most people are grown up enough to want to be able to take that risk for themselves.
01:42:57.000 I walk around, I see all these businesses, I'm like, how are these businesses going to come back?
01:43:01.000 They're not going to.
01:43:02.000 We're going to lose like 40% of them.
01:43:04.000 Look, I think you've got to let people make their own decisions.
01:43:07.000 And the decision you've already made has already cost something.
01:43:11.000 It's cost businesses.
01:43:13.000 It's cost a lot.
01:43:14.000 It's cost a lot of people's livelihoods.
01:43:17.000 So it's not like there's no loss here.
01:43:20.000 There's a loss here.
01:43:21.000 And if you don't think there's a loss of life, talk to people that are dealing with suicide.
01:43:26.000 I know a guy who talked to this sheriff, and he was saying that they used to have...
01:43:30.000 Everyone knows a guy.
01:43:30.000 I do.
01:43:31.000 Everyone does.
01:43:32.000 They were saying that he used to deal with one suicide a week, now he's dealing with five a day.
01:43:37.000 Wow.
01:43:38.000 Really?
01:43:38.000 Yes.
01:43:39.000 Holy shit.
01:43:40.000 That seems like it should be a bigger story.
01:43:42.000 It is a big story, but it's just not being talked about because the narrative is always stay or safer, stay at home, this and that.
01:43:49.000 This is crazy.
01:43:51.000 There's a real loss.
01:43:53.000 Yeah.
01:43:53.000 That comes with your business going away.
01:43:55.000 Oh yeah.
01:43:56.000 It's not just loss of life.
01:43:58.000 It's loss of business, loss of livelihood, and that could lead to loss of life.
01:44:03.000 Yeah.
01:44:03.000 And it's going to last for years!
01:44:06.000 It was creepy.
01:44:07.000 I was texting you the pictures of the phosphorescence.
01:44:09.000 It's beautiful.
01:44:10.000 It's amazing.
01:44:12.000 And what are you going to tell people they can't go look at nature?
01:44:15.000 And so I think it was Cinco de Mayo.
01:44:16.000 We went down and everybody was out.
01:44:18.000 So many people.
01:44:19.000 There were no cops.
01:44:20.000 I couldn't believe it.
01:44:22.000 I was like, yeah!
01:44:22.000 What are the cops going to do?
01:44:23.000 Yeah, so...
01:44:24.000 You didn't tell people to get off the beach?
01:44:25.000 Yeah, so...
01:44:26.000 So, that night, everyone's wearing masks.
01:44:29.000 Everyone's responsible.
01:44:30.000 Socially distancing.
01:44:31.000 It was fine.
01:44:31.000 It was really cool.
01:44:32.000 It was chill.
01:44:33.000 You could tell everyone was going crazy, stir-crazy.
01:44:36.000 People were partying because it was Cinco de Mayo.
01:44:38.000 It was awesome.
01:44:39.000 I'm like, yeah, good job, California.
01:44:40.000 I went down the next day, and it appears the word got out.
01:44:44.000 And...
01:44:45.000 They had turned the Ferris wheel down at the pier into like a weird, creepy, dystopian message.
01:44:52.000 It was just like, hey, support our health care workers.
01:44:56.000 And then there was a red cross in the Ferris wheel and the police were there and they were like, everyone off the beach.
01:45:01.000 The beaches are closed.
01:45:02.000 We will cite you.
01:45:03.000 And no, to the people's credit, no one gave a fuck and didn't move.
01:45:08.000 But they were driving up and down, telling everybody.
01:45:10.000 But it was a creepy vibe with the Ferris wheel and the messaging that had totally changed overnight.
01:45:17.000 Meanwhile, go to the hospitals out here.
01:45:18.000 They're empty.
01:45:19.000 Yeah.
01:45:20.000 It's a real problem.
01:45:21.000 Hospitals are going bankrupt out here.
01:45:22.000 I know.
01:45:22.000 I know.
01:45:23.000 And I read a thing about how a college might go bankrupt, too.
01:45:27.000 So I don't know how the schools are going to stay afloat.
01:45:29.000 A lot of private schools that are charging exorbitant rates and expect people to do that shit in front of a computer, they're going to go under.
01:45:34.000 Yeah.
01:45:34.000 They're going to go under.
01:45:35.000 Yeah.
01:45:36.000 But I mean, again, you at least have a platform you can talk about this and an audience that you hear from.
01:45:42.000 And what's the general feeling?
01:45:43.000 People are furious.
01:45:44.000 There's a certain percentage of people that are cowards.
01:45:47.000 And they just want to trust in the government and let the government make these decisions.
01:45:51.000 They're doing this with sound science.
01:45:52.000 No, but they're not.
01:45:54.000 But they're not.
01:45:54.000 If they were, I'd be like, okay, I get it.
01:45:56.000 Because I was like, okay, I get it in the beginning.
01:45:58.000 I didn't protest it in the beginning.
01:46:00.000 I canceled gigs.
01:46:01.000 I backed off.
01:46:01.000 I said, I think they're trying to save us.
01:46:04.000 But then when you get the science in, when you get the actual numbers in, you're like, no, this is way different than they thought.
01:46:09.000 They thought it was going to be hundreds of thousands dead in California alone.
01:46:12.000 No, it's a thousand people, 1,800 people, whatever it is.
01:46:15.000 Do you think it'll be worse than that?
01:46:16.000 Do you know the average age that people die of this is older than the average age?
01:46:19.000 Yeah, it's like 85 plus.
01:46:21.000 The average age people die of this is older than the average age people die.
01:46:25.000 Yeah.
01:46:26.000 Like, what?
01:46:27.000 I'm worried about Joe Biden.
01:46:28.000 He's got no chance.
01:46:30.000 This is my other question for you while I'm here.
01:46:33.000 What do you think about that?
01:46:35.000 You were Bernie, bro, right?
01:46:37.000 I like what Bernie stood for.
01:46:40.000 I like the ideas that he stood for.
01:46:42.000 But he was a socialist.
01:46:43.000 This is what I like.
01:46:44.000 I like the ideas of helping the people that are downtrodden.
01:46:47.000 Okay.
01:46:47.000 Helping communities that are hurt.
01:46:49.000 Making it so that college is free for people.
01:46:52.000 You don't have to be financially in debt hundreds of thousands of dollars when you graduate from college.
01:46:56.000 We can take our tax money and put it in good things.
01:47:00.000 That's what I like about what Bernie stood for.
01:47:02.000 Okay.
01:47:02.000 What I like about him is this healthcare issue that we're dealing with right now.
01:47:06.000 I mean, wouldn't it be great if people didn't have to worry about going bankrupt if they get sick?
01:47:11.000 This is what I like about Bernie Sanders.
01:47:13.000 All those things.
01:47:14.000 And that's what he stood for that made sense to me.
01:47:16.000 I was like, let's try this.
01:47:17.000 It seems like this is a move towards compassion.
01:47:21.000 I just wonder how feasible those plans were.
01:47:25.000 A lot of people say they're not feasible at all.
01:47:27.000 I was like, let's see.
01:47:28.000 Let's see.
01:47:29.000 Let's see.
01:47:29.000 I don't know that.
01:47:30.000 The idea is socialism has never worked.
01:47:32.000 But the way he describes it is democratic socialism.
01:47:35.000 He doesn't describe it as a socialism where you're thinking about some sort of military dictatorship like North Korea or something like that or China.
01:47:42.000 It's not the same thing.
01:47:43.000 When you equate those two, that's when people get weird.
01:47:45.000 But the problem is whenever people get in the kind of position of power where they have this big government machine and they control over people, they abuse it.
01:47:54.000 Yeah, I mean, that's the problem.
01:47:55.000 I don't know.
01:47:57.000 Our health care system sucks, but I don't know that I trust the government to make it better because there's nothing that they do that they do very well.
01:48:09.000 No, there's not one thing you're like, well, they're really good at the post office.
01:48:13.000 The post office is awesome.
01:48:15.000 Post office is one of the best.
01:48:16.000 And, you know, some things are social.
01:48:19.000 I like the national parks.
01:48:21.000 I'm all for the national parks.
01:48:24.000 But other than that, I don't know that I would want...
01:48:27.000 I think that the healthcare thing drives me crazy because I don't I'm again I just feel hopelessly dumb and it's such a huge massive problem and it causes me and so many people I know you know debt and problems and it's not fair to you shouldn't I don't understand why it's tied up with your job like that seems like a really silly idea that makes no sense to me Right,
01:48:51.000 and if you do have a nationalized healthcare system, what do you do about people that abuse their body?
01:48:56.000 What do you do about them?
01:48:57.000 Do you just let them do that?
01:48:58.000 Would they let them cost way more money than everybody else?
01:49:01.000 But we're paying for that anyway, even in a private system.
01:49:03.000 Right, but what do you do?
01:49:04.000 What do you do if people just want to keep eating until they explode?
01:49:07.000 What do you do?
01:49:08.000 I don't know.
01:49:08.000 Do you say, well, all our tax money is going to go to you because we have to keep you alive?
01:49:13.000 But that's why I understand from a heart perspective.
01:49:18.000 You know, I think when I was reading this stuff that I wrote when I was like 24 and I was a waitress, and I was like, holy shit, I was AOC. Like, I sound like AOC. Oh, that's interesting.
01:49:29.000 I was fucking outraged.
01:49:31.000 And when you're a bartender, you're always seeing the downtrodden, and as a waitress, you're not unionized.
01:49:37.000 You don't have really very much protection.
01:49:39.000 If I was still a waitress right now, I'd be fucked.
01:49:42.000 And you don't have anybody really speaking for you.
01:49:45.000 You're totally dispensable.
01:49:46.000 And I was reading all this stuff and I hated the whole system.
01:49:50.000 I was like, burn it all down.
01:49:52.000 I didn't have health care because they don't give you health care if you're a waitress.
01:49:56.000 So I was reading that.
01:49:58.000 I'm like, yeah, it was her.
01:49:59.000 But now that I'm, you know, 40, I'm like, how does this?
01:50:03.000 I still don't know how to make this work.
01:50:05.000 I still don't know how to change that.
01:50:07.000 I understand from the heart perspective wanting to help all the people who are vulnerable and downtrodden.
01:50:13.000 I just don't know that their solutions are the best solutions, but I don't really know what are.
01:50:20.000 Yeah, it's a human problem.
01:50:22.000 And human problems never have an answer.
01:50:24.000 They're always messy.
01:50:25.000 Who do you think Biden's gonna choose?
01:50:28.000 Probably Kamala Harris.
01:50:29.000 Really?
01:50:29.000 Yeah.
01:50:30.000 Makes sense.
01:50:31.000 She's the sting of Tulsi Gabbard serving her during the debates.
01:50:35.000 It's sort of worn off a little bit.
01:50:36.000 And as long as you can keep Tulsi quiet, and she doesn't have any opponents now.
01:50:41.000 She's not running against anybody.
01:50:42.000 What if he picks Hillary?
01:50:43.000 What would you do?
01:50:44.000 It'd be hilarious.
01:50:46.000 Hillary would just shove her hand deep up his ass and start working his mouth from below like a puppet.
01:50:52.000 So turn him into a literal puppet.
01:50:54.000 It's gonna be Weekend at Bernie's.
01:50:56.000 It will be Weekend at Bernie's.
01:50:57.000 It will also be Dick Cheney and George W., right?
01:51:01.000 Because Dick Cheney was really running the show.
01:51:02.000 And George W. is out there fucking sawing wood in Texas and wearing cowboy boots.
01:51:07.000 Joe, we have a fucking election coming up on the heels of all this shit.
01:51:11.000 I know.
01:51:12.000 And now they're talking in California about digital elections and Hillary's behind it.
01:51:16.000 So as soon as Hillary says everyone should be safe to vote and voting at home, oh, this bitch is running its game.
01:51:22.000 Something's going on.
01:51:23.000 Everyone's losing it, though.
01:51:24.000 Everyone's losing their minds.
01:51:26.000 I mean, I see all this stuff, too, about, like, Fauci and Gates and the conspiracy theories.
01:51:31.000 It's so hard because so many conspiracy theories have ended up being true.
01:51:36.000 Listen, Fauci is a virus expert.
01:51:38.000 That's what he's always been.
01:51:39.000 Right.
01:51:40.000 There's no conspiracy.
01:51:41.000 He's a guy.
01:51:41.000 He's a doctor.
01:51:42.000 No, but there are conspiracies around him.
01:51:44.000 He's in cahoots with Bill Gates and they did a whole thing.
01:51:48.000 Stop, stop, stop.
01:51:49.000 He's a guy who's a virus expert.
01:51:51.000 He's been a virus expert his whole life.
01:51:52.000 If he fucking waited until he's 70 years old to cash in his Illuminati chips and this is it.
01:51:58.000 We've been running this scam for years.
01:52:00.000 I've been pretending to work on AIDS and All these different diseases and all horseshit.
01:52:06.000 I'm just evil looking to get paid and finally it's coming my way.
01:52:10.000 He would have already cashed in his chips.
01:52:12.000 He's not a bad guy.
01:52:13.000 He runs three miles a day.
01:52:15.000 He looks like he does.
01:52:16.000 He's healthy.
01:52:16.000 He looks vibrant.
01:52:17.000 He used to be seven.
01:52:18.000 Now it's three.
01:52:20.000 Oh, really?
01:52:20.000 Yeah, because he's busy.
01:52:22.000 Oh, is that what he said?
01:52:23.000 Yeah.
01:52:24.000 Good for him.
01:52:25.000 Because he's working on, you know, all the stuff.
01:52:28.000 Look, the only conspiracy that gives me pause is when you see people like Bill Gates saying, we need some sort of a vaccination.
01:52:39.000 We need to vaccinate.
01:52:41.000 Everyone's going to get vaccinated.
01:52:43.000 Like, okay.
01:52:44.000 But have there ever been a virus that's ever been...
01:52:49.000 There's a real vaccine that would work for a coronavirus?
01:52:53.000 I don't think there has.
01:52:54.000 I don't think they've had...
01:52:56.000 I don't think they had a virus.
01:52:57.000 They were working on a vaccine, rather...
01:52:59.000 They were working on a vaccine for SARS, but it never happened.
01:53:03.000 And I don't think they've ever had any sort of a vaccine for a coronavirus.
01:53:07.000 Is that what he's saying?
01:53:09.000 He's saying...
01:53:09.000 He's saying they need a vaccine, and they're going to come up with a vaccine, and that's the solution.
01:53:13.000 Everybody has to be vaccinated.
01:53:14.000 But I don't know if that's even...
01:53:18.000 The idea is it'll take 18 months for a vaccine.
01:53:20.000 Maybe, or maybe they won't come up with one.
01:53:23.000 It's possible that they won't have a vaccine in 18 months.
01:53:26.000 So what do you want to do, Bill?
01:53:28.000 And if they do have a vaccine, where's the money go for making the vaccine?
01:53:33.000 Who's getting paid?
01:53:35.000 How many dollars is it?
01:53:37.000 Where's that money going?
01:53:39.000 Is it a business now?
01:53:40.000 So if you have a vaccine, that vaccine turns out that we've got to vaccinate the whole population.
01:53:45.000 Okay, so you're going to vaccinate 8 billion people?
01:53:48.000 And then where's that money?
01:53:49.000 Who gets the money from the manufacturer of the vaccine?
01:53:53.000 Are you going to do it completely egalitarian?
01:53:58.000 Yeah.
01:53:59.000 Is it free?
01:53:59.000 Is it free?
01:54:01.000 New coronavirus vaccine czar says finding one by January is a credible goal.
01:54:07.000 Okay.
01:54:07.000 Okay.
01:54:08.000 Pharmaceutical executive.
01:54:09.000 He sounds like a character in a movie.
01:54:12.000 Mansef Slaoui, former pharmaceutical executive at the White House.
01:54:17.000 Chose to lead a crash development program, acknowledged that the 12- to 18-month timeline cited by Dr. Anthony Fauci was already very aggressive, but one by January is possible.
01:54:29.000 A credible goal.
01:54:30.000 So maybe it is.
01:54:31.000 But here's the thing.
01:54:32.000 Until they have one, you can't say, we've got to vaccinate everybody.
01:54:37.000 Let's look at all the possibilities.
01:54:39.000 What's the matter?
01:54:40.000 You're a crowd waving their hands there.
01:54:42.000 January 2021 is what he was saying, but I was like, that's the next January.
01:54:46.000 I just jumped ahead.
01:54:47.000 I was like, oh shit, that's 16 months old.
01:54:49.000 Well, that's what some people are saying, that things are going to be...
01:54:51.000 I'm just so happy You have pot?
01:54:55.000 I have pot.
01:54:55.000 I'm so happy.
01:54:57.000 I'm...
01:54:57.000 Don't you miss it?
01:54:59.000 Yeah, I do.
01:54:59.000 When people smoke it around you, do you get uncomfortable?
01:55:02.000 No, feel free to smoke.
01:55:03.000 But do you get uncomfortable?
01:55:04.000 No.
01:55:04.000 Not at all?
01:55:05.000 Uh-uh.
01:55:05.000 People, I mean, being around comedians and...
01:55:08.000 But you worked at a weed farm while you were sober.
01:55:11.000 I know.
01:55:12.000 That didn't freak you out at all?
01:55:13.000 No.
01:55:13.000 Uh-uh.
01:55:14.000 No?
01:55:14.000 Nothing?
01:55:15.000 No.
01:55:18.000 I'll make you this promise, Joe.
01:55:20.000 If I ever smoke weed, It will be with you for the first time.
01:55:25.000 I don't want to be the person who fucks up your life.
01:55:27.000 I have friends that used to be all sober, like full sober, and now they smoke pot.
01:55:33.000 Only.
01:55:33.000 Only pot.
01:55:34.000 I did that when I didn't drink.
01:55:36.000 When I was trying not to drink, I smoked weed.
01:55:39.000 And I definitely just made me want to drink.
01:55:48.000 That's the problem.
01:55:49.000 I get it.
01:55:49.000 But yeah, of course I miss it because it puts, like I said, it's like that fuzzy distance.
01:55:55.000 It puts that nice warm fuzzy distance between me and kind of the harsh reality of the world.
01:56:03.000 And now I'm very just present with it.
01:56:05.000 But I've just been tripping out on Sam Harris's freaking meditation app, which is like a drug.
01:56:12.000 Because his is so crazy.
01:56:15.000 I've done a lot of meditation in my life.
01:56:17.000 A lot.
01:56:17.000 I'm a yogi.
01:56:18.000 I've probably done many, many years.
01:56:21.000 But his is so science-based.
01:56:23.000 And then it's like, focus on your consciousness.
01:56:26.000 And now suddenly you have to focus on the thought.
01:56:29.000 And it's like, what happens to the thought when you focus on it?
01:56:31.000 And it fucking disappears.
01:56:35.000 We share joints.
01:56:36.000 Oh my god.
01:56:37.000 We're not scared at all.
01:56:38.000 Arrest these men!
01:56:39.000 He's been tested.
01:56:40.000 Bring them in and arrest them!
01:56:42.000 Multiple times.
01:56:43.000 Multiple times!
01:56:46.000 Sam has had quite a bit of experience with not just meditation, but all sorts of altered states of consciousness and those silent retreats.
01:56:55.000 He goes to those silent retreats where no one says anything.
01:56:58.000 Yeah, that's hard.
01:57:00.000 Yeah.
01:57:01.000 So, yeah, when I was in Sri Lanka, it was the last time I used LSD, and I was determined to use it intentionally because I couldn't hold joy.
01:57:14.000 I come from a pretty chaotic upbringing, and every time I would...
01:57:20.000 Be in a place where I was experiencing joy and having fun.
01:57:23.000 I would panic.
01:57:24.000 I couldn't experience it.
01:57:26.000 And I'm like, I'm going to take this acid and rewire my brain.
01:57:29.000 And I'm going to be able to just sit and enjoy myself and not feel like the rug is going to get pulled out from underneath me.
01:57:34.000 And it worked.
01:57:36.000 You got lucky.
01:57:38.000 I got real lucky.
01:57:39.000 Because I've had bad trips.
01:57:41.000 My worst trip ever, I was kicking heroin.
01:57:43.000 And I decided to do mushrooms because it was the only drug I had left.
01:57:47.000 And it was a nightmare.
01:57:50.000 Hunter S. Thompson apparently stole some sign from the Farrelly Brothers Theater.
01:57:54.000 Do you know the Farrelly Brothers Theater?
01:57:57.000 Farrelly Brothers?
01:57:58.000 What is it?
01:57:59.000 The ones in San Francisco.
01:58:02.000 They're the ones who produced Behind the Green Door with Marilyn Chambers.
01:58:08.000 There was a theater that they had in San Francisco that was like, they would do like sex acts.
01:58:14.000 And he stole the sign from the theater and gave it to this couple.
01:58:17.000 I think the Jackalope had it on his Instagram.
01:58:21.000 And gave the sign to the couple when they got married as a wedding gift along with a bunch of acid.
01:58:28.000 Oh, God.
01:58:28.000 And the wife did the acid and lost her mind.
01:58:31.000 Oh, no.
01:58:31.000 And got checked into a mental institution.
01:58:33.000 Oh, no.
01:58:33.000 This is a horrible story.
01:58:35.000 And stayed there.
01:58:35.000 Stayed there forever.
01:58:36.000 This is so sad.
01:58:38.000 Yeah.
01:58:38.000 Yeah.
01:58:39.000 Although it would be cool if you're like, yeah, I had a wife.
01:58:41.000 There it is.
01:58:42.000 The Jackalope, Jacka underscore Lope is a guy I've chatted with multiple times online.
01:58:48.000 He's a Hunter S. Thompson nut.
01:58:50.000 So it's, uh, this is the O'Farrell Theater.
01:58:52.000 That's what it is.
01:58:53.000 Okay.
01:58:53.000 I'm thinking the Farrelly brothers, the guys who make the funny movies.
01:58:56.000 Yeah.
01:58:56.000 Hunter stole this sign from the O'Farrell Theater in San Francisco, signed it and gave it to a friend along with 20 hits of acid as a wedding gift.
01:59:03.000 Yeah.
01:59:03.000 The bride took the acid, was committed to a mental institution and never came back.
01:59:08.000 True story.
01:59:10.000 That's, on the one hand, that's tragic.
01:59:12.000 It is.
01:59:13.000 On the other hand, how dope would it be to be like, yeah, my bride, my Hunter S. Thompson gave his ass and my bride went insane.
01:59:19.000 It depends if you love your bride.
01:59:22.000 The sign says, warning, if observing any type of sexual activity offends you, please do not enter.
01:59:28.000 This is a private theater club and we wish to preserve the privacy of members and avoid offense to any person.
01:59:34.000 Admission is limited to adults who will not be offended should they observe any type of sexual activity.
01:59:39.000 That's a pretty freaky sign.
01:59:41.000 And he signed it.
01:59:42.000 So he signed it at the bottom.
01:59:43.000 Wow.
01:59:44.000 Well, at least he saw the sign even though he doesn't have his wife.
01:59:47.000 Do you know...
01:59:47.000 Whoa.
01:59:48.000 Yeah.
01:59:49.000 I mean, he obviously kept it.
01:59:52.000 I think, yeah.
01:59:53.000 Someone got it.
01:59:54.000 Someone kept it?
01:59:54.000 Maybe sold it to someone.
01:59:56.000 Yeah, there's a lot of stories of that.
01:59:59.000 People doing acid and just- Losing it?
02:00:00.000 A switch flips and that's it.
02:00:03.000 I was afraid when I was a burning man, I'm like, I went sober.
02:00:09.000 Did you really?
02:00:10.000 I did.
02:00:10.000 Wow.
02:00:11.000 And I don't know why anyone needs drugs there.
02:00:14.000 I can see why they'd want to take them, but I would be the girl that lost my mind on the playa and left it there.
02:00:22.000 I wouldn't come back.
02:00:24.000 I can see how you could break your brain.
02:00:26.000 Oh yeah, for sure.
02:00:27.000 I mean, I've definitely had those weird experiences where, have you had this where you kind of float out of your body and you're like...
02:00:34.000 Maybe I won't go back.
02:00:37.000 That sounds like people at Burning Man have that every day.
02:00:40.000 That's a typical Burning Man.
02:00:42.000 Have you been?
02:00:42.000 No.
02:00:42.000 Why?
02:00:43.000 It's dirty.
02:00:44.000 It's not dirty.
02:00:45.000 Oh, everyone's got a mask on because it's dusty.
02:00:47.000 They were the original social distancers.
02:00:49.000 No, they were well prepared for this.
02:00:50.000 I was saying, you know who's having the last laugh right now is the burners.
02:00:54.000 Because you have all the masks.
02:00:56.000 Right, right, right.
02:00:57.000 And they're going to go back and no one's going to stop them.
02:01:01.000 No, they canceled it.
02:01:02.000 I think they can't.
02:01:03.000 Didn't they cancel it?
02:01:04.000 No!
02:01:05.000 No!
02:01:06.000 Don't let them.
02:01:07.000 You guys are all gonna- They're like, damn the man!
02:01:10.000 And they're like, oh, well, you can't come.
02:01:11.000 They're like, okay.
02:01:12.000 It says postponed.
02:01:13.000 To when?
02:01:14.000 That's hilarious.
02:01:16.000 The burners are like, damn the man!
02:01:18.000 And the man is like, you can't have Burning Man.
02:01:21.000 And they're like, okay.
02:01:23.000 When is Burning Man supposed to be?
02:01:25.000 It's usually at the end of August.
02:01:28.000 Yeah, the last weekend of August.
02:01:29.000 Wow, these pussies are already backing off?
02:01:31.000 Come on, kids.
02:01:33.000 Come on, burners!
02:01:34.000 What if they come up with really effective tests?
02:01:38.000 They're not even kids.
02:01:39.000 The burners are old.
02:01:42.000 The people I went with, they'd been going forever.
02:01:47.000 That's even weirder.
02:01:49.000 Why?
02:01:49.000 55-year-old burners.
02:01:50.000 Like, hey, man, we're out here doing it.
02:01:53.000 I think everyone needs to go once.
02:01:55.000 It is like nothing I've ever seen.
02:01:57.000 And of course, the minute I get there, someone opens a suitcase full of drugs.
02:02:00.000 I'm like, God damn it.
02:02:02.000 Like, no, I can't.
02:02:03.000 I was so close.
02:02:04.000 Because it was during my experimental year of sobriety, and I was determined to make it.
02:02:09.000 I'm like, I just got to prove to myself that I'm not an alcoholic and an addict.
02:02:14.000 So you just wanted one full year under your belt?
02:02:16.000 Yeah, which I did.
02:02:17.000 And then you just kept going.
02:02:19.000 Well, no.
02:02:20.000 Then I traveled around the world and I was like, fuck this.
02:02:23.000 Oh, so that was the Australia days.
02:02:25.000 Yeah.
02:02:26.000 I got drunk right before I left for Australia because I'm like, why would I go to Australia and not drink?
02:02:30.000 Well, that's good because that shows that you could both quit and then get back on and then quit again.
02:02:36.000 Yeah, but the second time I quit, I was like, I want to kill myself.
02:02:42.000 I don't know that I have another time in me.
02:02:45.000 Maybe, but...
02:02:46.000 Well, don't you think that now things are different?
02:02:48.000 Because now you've developed this audience, and you have a successful podcast, and people enjoy your tweets.
02:02:53.000 A lot of people love you.
02:02:55.000 I would have been fucking Gavin McGannis if I was tweeting while I was drinking.
02:02:58.000 I'd be banned from everything.
02:03:01.000 There's no way.
02:03:02.000 I'd be somebody, like one of the band.
02:03:05.000 He's the first one that comes to mind.
02:03:08.000 Yeah.
02:03:09.000 Alex Jones.
02:03:10.000 Alex Jones, I would be, if I was drinking and tweeting, no way.
02:03:15.000 I'd be canceled.
02:03:16.000 When do those people get to come back?
02:03:19.000 Like, what are we doing?
02:03:21.000 Like, do you put people in jail for life?
02:03:24.000 I don't know.
02:03:25.000 That's a weird...
02:03:25.000 But hold on a second.
02:03:26.000 These aren't crimes, right?
02:03:27.000 No.
02:03:27.000 So nothing one of these guys has done is a crime.
02:03:30.000 And, you know, maybe...
02:03:31.000 I mean, wait.
02:03:32.000 But Alex did have some kind of legal problems.
02:03:35.000 Legal problems.
02:03:36.000 Yeah.
02:03:36.000 Civil suit versus the families of...
02:03:39.000 So there was some kind of crime there.
02:03:41.000 Well, there was some kind of...
02:03:46.000 There's something for a lawsuit, right?
02:03:48.000 There's grounds for a lawsuit.
02:03:50.000 And he's been battling this lawsuit for quite a long time.
02:03:53.000 So let's assume that gets settled.
02:03:56.000 When, if ever, do you let people talk again?
02:04:01.000 But here's the thing.
02:04:03.000 It's not...
02:04:05.000 If a company owns something, there's two arguments, and like there's the David Pakman audience, which is an argument rather.
02:04:12.000 David's argument is that, I hope I'm not misquoting him, he'll be on soon, is that the company should have the ability to set their own guidelines and remove people from the platform if they say things that they feel are objectionable or things that don't align with the way the company views things.
02:04:32.000 The problem with that is if it gets so big that the company's got trillions of dollars and it's seen by billions of people every day, and then who gets to make the decision that what they're saying is objectionable?
02:04:47.000 Right, I know.
02:04:48.000 And is this an ideologically based decision?
02:04:50.000 Or is it like, okay, don't show murder.
02:04:53.000 Okay, good.
02:04:53.000 Good call.
02:04:54.000 Let's not show murder.
02:04:56.000 Don't say...
02:04:59.000 Whatever about the government.
02:05:01.000 Well, that's when it gets weird.
02:05:02.000 Yeah.
02:05:03.000 Don't say this about the pandemic because videos are getting removed left and right.
02:05:08.000 I know.
02:05:08.000 That's weird.
02:05:08.000 I did a joke about this on Dumpster Fire on my show on YouTube.
02:05:12.000 And I was like, does YouTube know what their content is?
02:05:15.000 It's like half of it is people putting yonis up their vaginas.
02:05:18.000 They're like the little jade eggs up their yonis.
02:05:21.000 You know, they have like all kinds of- There's a lot of those videos?
02:05:24.000 There's a lot of wacky science being presented on YouTube.
02:05:28.000 There's definitely a lot of that.
02:05:30.000 I think their idea is they're trying to stop disinformation and they're trying to put the kibosh on conspiracy theories.
02:05:38.000 But some of the things these people are saying is correct.
02:05:42.000 Well, and like Shermer would argue that the only, you know, more speech is the only way to correct incorrect speech.
02:05:50.000 Yes.
02:05:51.000 That's what everybody would say that's thinking about it logically because the problem with silencing these people, particularly like the 5G folks, right?
02:05:58.000 This is a big one.
02:05:59.000 5G. Every time you try to put a 5G conspiracy video up, they take it down.
02:06:03.000 Do you know that?
02:06:04.000 I mean, I've heard a lot about the 5G. But here's the thing.
02:06:07.000 They'll leave up the flat earth ones.
02:06:09.000 Because they're like, this is so fucking stupid.
02:06:11.000 Go ahead.
02:06:12.000 Stay up.
02:06:13.000 But the 5G is like a little...
02:06:14.000 But the 5G is like, goddammit, people really believe in this.
02:06:16.000 We've got to step in.
02:06:17.000 You've got to step in to stop morons from believing something that makes no sense.
02:06:22.000 Lil Duval had one Instagram thing on his page that cured it all up.
02:06:26.000 And he goes, all you 5G people, it was basically that 5G is only in five countries.
02:06:31.000 Coronavirus is in over 100 countries.
02:06:34.000 Obviously, it's not 5G that's causing this shit.
02:06:38.000 I know.
02:06:39.000 I'm with you, because I'm pretty much a free speech absolutist, I think.
02:06:43.000 And then, even when I was thinking, I was reading Sam's book, and he mentioned something.
02:06:49.000 It has nothing to do with free speech, and I don't really know where he stands on all this.
02:06:54.000 I was just thinking when you were talking about how he was mentioning just how that ideology led to someone flying a plane into the trade centers.
02:07:05.000 You know, so bad ideology is something we have to eradicate with more speech, obviously, but it's also...
02:07:13.000 Potentially dangerous.
02:07:15.000 These companies don't want to be responsible for someone doing something.
02:07:18.000 This is where I get confused because I'm all about free markets, too.
02:07:22.000 And if it's my company, like, fuck you.
02:07:25.000 If you say something, get out of my house.
02:07:27.000 But they don't apply their terms regularly.
02:07:33.000 Yeah.
02:07:54.000 Some of the, you know, I don't really know anything about Milo, but I do know that he's been pretty much, like, de-personed.
02:08:02.000 I don't even know if the guy can get, like, a bank, you know, I think once they have trouble getting, like, bank accounts and stuff, or they can't get, maybe it's not bank accounts, but, like, Venmo, you know, they get banned off of the PayPal,
02:08:18.000 so...
02:08:19.000 How are you...
02:08:21.000 I guess it's just the early warning signs of people interfering with being able to make a living, but how are they supposed to make...
02:08:29.000 What's tech deciding that they don't want you on their platform?
02:08:31.000 And if they're in a position like Venmo or PayPal, and that's what you're using for donation, they can say, your ideology doesn't match up with the values of our company.
02:08:41.000 We're going to kick you off, but...
02:08:42.000 You've got to show what that ideology is.
02:08:44.000 What specifically is it?
02:08:46.000 Have a conversation about it.
02:08:47.000 What are you talking about?
02:08:48.000 It depends on what you're saying.
02:08:50.000 Because if it's someone just saying something that's opposed to your views politically, you've got to let people talk this shit through.
02:08:59.000 I mean, if it's one thing...
02:09:01.000 I mean, there's racist stuff on YouTube.
02:09:04.000 You can find things that are sexist on YouTube.
02:09:06.000 You can find things that are homophobic on YouTube.
02:09:08.000 You can find a lot of stuff.
02:09:09.000 We can't decide that the disagreeable boundary is left and right.
02:09:15.000 You can't do that because there's crazy religious stuff that you keep on YouTube.
02:09:20.000 I mean, you want to talk about conspiracy theories.
02:09:22.000 I watched The Beheading!
02:09:24.000 Well, they take those down.
02:09:25.000 They take them down, but they still, I've seen them on YouTube.
02:09:29.000 But there's plenty of religious ones.
02:09:31.000 The point is, there's plenty of people saying absolutely outrageous shit that can't be real.
02:09:36.000 And you don't do anything about that.
02:09:38.000 So when you're talking about conspiracy theories, and you're talking about ideological rifts between people, they're not even with it.
02:09:46.000 But how do you think they should address that?
02:09:49.000 You know, when do you think these people get to talk again or whatever, which is an insane thing that we're even saying.
02:09:55.000 The fact that we're even saying, like, when do we let these people talk again is fucking insane.
02:10:00.000 This is what I think.
02:10:01.000 I think that at a certain point in time, we have to look at whether it's the ability to tweet something or post a video or make an Instagram post.
02:10:14.000 You have to think that this is...
02:10:17.000 This is a way to express yourself that we should all enjoy along with the same way we enjoy the idea of free speech and the ability to assemble.
02:10:29.000 The ability to assemble and talk about things.
02:10:31.000 This is very similar to what these tweets are.
02:10:35.000 But they're private companies.
02:10:39.000 One of two things has to happen, I think.
02:10:41.000 Either they have to change their perspective and they have to allow opposing ideas on their platforms.
02:10:47.000 Even as heinous as they might be.
02:10:49.000 Or we have to find a better alternative.
02:10:52.000 And we have to find a company that recognizes the flaws in the current model or the old model.
02:10:59.000 And they say, look, we can't do this.
02:11:01.000 You're making the divide stronger.
02:11:04.000 When people find out that You know, like the Veritas stuff, you know, that guy, Project Veritas, James O'Keefe, when he was exposing that these Twitter executives were saying how they were talking about the strategies they use to silence MAGA users,
02:11:23.000 to silence Trump supporters, and you just find certain algorithms and things they say, and then you make it so it's difficult to find their page.
02:11:30.000 That's creepy shit.
02:11:32.000 You've got to let people choose.
02:11:34.000 You've got to let people choose what they like and what they don't like.
02:11:37.000 Because there's a line, and you can keep moving that line.
02:11:40.000 You can say, we don't want anyone who says anything bad about X, Y, or Z. And who gets to be the arbiter of that decision.
02:11:49.000 And then it can get to a point where it would happen to Zuby.
02:11:52.000 Where he got banned off of Twitter for saying, okay, dude, to somebody.
02:11:56.000 Someone said, I bet I can have sex with more women than you can.
02:11:59.000 And he goes, okay, dude.
02:12:00.000 And they're like, violation, you're done.
02:12:02.000 Turns out it must have been a trans person.
02:12:04.000 He still doesn't even know.
02:12:06.000 And Then they reviewed it and still kept it upon review.
02:12:11.000 But he's still on Twitter.
02:12:13.000 They suspended him, right?
02:12:14.000 They suspended him.
02:12:15.000 They put him in Twitter jail.
02:12:16.000 They're basically letting you know, hey, you better censor yourself.
02:12:19.000 Right, right.
02:12:20.000 Better fucking jump in line.
02:12:22.000 The idea that you can't say, okay, dude, to somebody.
02:12:25.000 Yeah.
02:12:25.000 Because I use dude with my girlfriends all the time.
02:12:28.000 Yeah, I use it all the time.
02:12:29.000 If I'm talking to a female friend, I'll be like, dude.
02:12:32.000 It's a normal thing that men and women say to each other.
02:12:35.000 Even if they're just friends, it has nothing to do with someone who's trying to insult somebody or pretend that you're a guy or misgender you.
02:12:43.000 That's not what it is.
02:12:44.000 What bothers me is that he said that, you know, and it might have been like, okay, dude, but we're ascribing intent.
02:12:54.000 So they're saying you meant this in one way, even if he might have been like, whatever.
02:12:59.000 But here's the thing.
02:13:00.000 Why is it okay if that person calls you a cunt or a fucking idiot or a moron, but it's not okay if you call them a dude?
02:13:07.000 Yeah.
02:13:07.000 Is that the worst insult?
02:13:09.000 I missed that whole thing.
02:13:10.000 I was offline.
02:13:11.000 Yeah.
02:13:12.000 Dead naming.
02:13:13.000 That's a bannable offense on Twitter.
02:13:16.000 Okay.
02:13:17.000 So if you used to be a girl and then you decided to transition to be a guy and I insist on calling you Bridget on Twitter, I'm banned for life.
02:13:23.000 Oh.
02:13:24.000 Dead naming.
02:13:25.000 Okay.
02:13:27.000 Is that in the terms of service?
02:13:29.000 It's a new thing.
02:13:30.000 Oh, okay.
02:13:30.000 It's a thing that they've adopted over the last couple of years.
02:13:33.000 So this is where his okay dude falls in line.
02:13:36.000 Somehow or another misgendering.
02:13:38.000 Misgendering is another reason you can get banned for life.
02:13:40.000 Okay.
02:13:41.000 I mean, I'm all for whatever, respecting what people want to be called, but then it moves into when you are enforcing it.
02:13:49.000 Now it's that line kind of Jordan Peterson drew in some respects where it's like, I'll be polite.
02:13:55.000 I will polite...
02:13:57.000 I'm not a monster.
02:13:58.000 I will respect whatever people want me to call them.
02:14:02.000 If you said, Bridget, I want you to call me Josephina, I would call you Josephina because I'm not an asshole.
02:14:08.000 Yeah, you can change your name.
02:14:10.000 But if suddenly Twitter was like, you called him Joe, I'm going to ban you, that gets into another territory.
02:14:17.000 Here's a good example, too.
02:14:18.000 Like, if you decide that you want to be called Debbie, and I'll go, okay.
02:14:22.000 When I speak to you, the noise that comes out of my mouth will be Debbie.
02:14:26.000 If you don't call me Debbie, you're going to kick the fuck off Twitter!
02:14:29.000 But if you then go, and my pronouns are Zeer and Zar, I'd be like, nope.
02:14:35.000 Nope.
02:14:36.000 Nope.
02:14:36.000 I'm not making up.
02:14:38.000 I'm not playing Dungeons& Dragons with you.
02:14:40.000 I'm not.
02:14:41.000 You're either a he or a she or you can even be a they.
02:14:45.000 That's who you prefer.
02:14:46.000 You can't make up one.
02:14:48.000 I'm again like...
02:14:49.000 A they doesn't even work most of the time.
02:14:50.000 It's funny because the younger generation is much more relaxed about this.
02:14:54.000 They're like, whatever, I'll call them whatever they want.
02:14:56.000 Like the kids these days are like, I don't care.
02:14:58.000 They just...
02:14:59.000 In the same way that I grew up and my older folks might have been like, ah, gay marriage.
02:15:05.000 And they'd be all outraged.
02:15:06.000 And we were all like, ah, whatever.
02:15:08.000 Yeah.
02:15:08.000 Here's a controversial question.
02:15:10.000 There's way more kids that are trans today.
02:15:12.000 Yeah.
02:15:13.000 Way more.
02:15:14.000 Oh, God.
02:15:15.000 Right?
02:15:15.000 Isn't there?
02:15:15.000 It's a trap!
02:15:16.000 Is this because they feel comfortable enough to be trans and they've always been trans?
02:15:21.000 Or is it possible that it's a cultural thing and then it seems like it's more acceptable to be trans so they just take a chance or they...
02:15:29.000 Maybe it's just the experimental cool thing to do.
02:15:33.000 Well, there's a lot of people that experiment with all sorts of things, and this is not denying trans people in any way.
02:15:38.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:15:38.000 We've got to be really clear, because I don't want anybody to be upset.
02:15:41.000 But there are impressionable people that, look, somebody talked those fucking Heaven's Gate guys into cutting their balls off and waiting for the comet that was going to take them away to some other planet.
02:15:52.000 You could talk someone into being gay.
02:15:55.000 Tiger King did it.
02:15:56.000 Joe Exotic talked those guys into being gay.
02:15:59.000 That story with Travis is really sad.
02:16:02.000 It is sad.
02:16:03.000 But this is what I'm saying.
02:16:04.000 Could someone talk you into being trans or is that the one thing you can't talk a person into being?
02:16:10.000 Because you could talk a person into being a whole lot of things.
02:16:12.000 Well, I wonder, too, if it's, you know, culturally just one of these things that they're trying on like a loose garment, but then because they've done a lot of studies.
02:16:22.000 And you're not talking about everybody.
02:16:24.000 No, no, no, no, no.
02:16:24.000 Small percentage.
02:16:26.000 But I'm just saying that maybe they've done a lot of studies that many times when kids experience gender dysphoria when they're younger, a lot of the time they'll grow out of it.
02:16:37.000 Well, a lot of time they become gay men.
02:16:39.000 It's mad.
02:16:41.000 There's been studies on this.
02:16:42.000 Okay.
02:16:43.000 Allegedly.
02:16:44.000 Allegedly.
02:16:45.000 We're morons.
02:16:46.000 I wouldn't know how to phrase that.
02:16:48.000 Plus you get put on a list.
02:16:51.000 What worries me is co-signing on that and giving young kids who might grow out of something like hormones and stuff like that.
02:17:02.000 That's where I feel like...
02:17:04.000 Okay, maybe it's in the culture.
02:17:07.000 It's like the kind of cool thing.
02:17:10.000 Maybe there's more because it's more acceptable.
02:17:16.000 Or maybe it's just something that you're kind of like...
02:17:19.000 There was a part of my life where I was like, am I a lesbian?
02:17:22.000 Maybe I am.
02:17:23.000 I don't know.
02:17:25.000 I'm not.
02:17:26.000 But maybe it might be something that's a curiosity when you're younger and it might be something that is like the cool thing.
02:17:33.000 So, yeah, I think that we have to accept that that's not always going to be the case for everyone.
02:17:43.000 For some people, that will absolutely be the truth.
02:17:45.000 But with children, here's what I'm hesitant about.
02:17:49.000 What freaks me out is not people that are like you or me that are like, ooh, is this a good thing to do?
02:17:56.000 It's people that know it's the best thing for the child.
02:17:59.000 That's what freaks me out.
02:18:01.000 What freaks me out is people that are pro-transitioning at a really young age 100% of the time and they think it's amazing.
02:18:08.000 Do you know who I'm talking about?
02:18:10.000 They get this thing where like...
02:18:11.000 I mean, there are doctors co-signing on this shit.
02:18:13.000 He's three and he's trans.
02:18:15.000 He's a boy.
02:18:15.000 Okay.
02:18:16.000 Are you sure?
02:18:17.000 I mean, I'll get in trouble.
02:18:18.000 I'll probably get in trouble for saying it, but I just don't.
02:18:22.000 Maybe when you're a young...
02:18:24.000 I don't know.
02:18:25.000 When you're an adolescent, up to like 13, 14, I would maybe even argue...
02:18:32.000 I don't know.
02:18:32.000 I don't know how you can co-sign on that and be like, yes, this child who should be listening, you know, this child knows what's best for them.
02:18:39.000 I wanted to do a lot of fucking things when I was a kid that I couldn't do.
02:18:44.000 You know, if I wanted to become, if I was a talented musician and wanted to go join a band and I was some kind of phenom at 14, my parents would have been like, oh, too bad, you have to wait.
02:18:53.000 They would have made me They would have said, you're too young to go do that.
02:18:58.000 Yeah, you can't go to London.
02:18:58.000 Yeah, you're not going to London with these fucking perverts, Bridget.
02:19:04.000 And I'm not calling...
02:19:06.000 It's an ideological battleground.
02:19:08.000 No, you're not.
02:19:09.000 It's an ideological battleground.
02:19:11.000 Here's the thing, it's like, the people that say that it's not something that you should be hesitant about, it's not something that should concern you, those are the people that have a problem with it, because what is your justification?
02:19:22.000 Like, you must have some massive generalization, or there must be a switch that you know of that I don't, that someone is definitely trans or not trans when they're young and they're confused.
02:19:33.000 Yeah.
02:19:33.000 Because it's the one thing that they know about, if you asked a three-year-old, what are you going to be forever and you can't change it, what's going to be your occupation?
02:19:40.000 Some might say turtles.
02:19:42.000 I don't know that you can...
02:19:44.000 Well, someone had a great line.
02:19:46.000 I forget who it was.
02:19:47.000 Some comic had it on Twitter.
02:19:48.000 It said, you don't let a six-year-old pick out their outfit.
02:19:50.000 Why would you let them pick out their gender?
02:19:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:19:53.000 Yeah, so that's another...
02:19:55.000 And again, I'm not a parent.
02:19:58.000 So you are.
02:19:59.000 You have a little bit more ground to stand on.
02:20:01.000 I will get into this argument with people and immediately it's like, well, you're not a parent.
02:20:06.000 Listen, kids...
02:20:07.000 Very wildly.
02:20:09.000 That's why the idea of being blanket for kids transitioning with hormone blockers and all this crazy shit like I had a conversation with Adam Conover about it and It was like a big viral moment for this discussion and people called me a transphobe like Nothing could be further from the case.
02:20:26.000 I'm not at anything phobe.
02:20:28.000 I love everybody equally if you're if you've got your shit together I want you to have your shit together.
02:20:33.000 I really do.
02:20:34.000 Even if you don't have your shit together.
02:20:35.000 Yeah, but I mean, if you're a person who can talk, I'm not prejudging anybody on anything.
02:20:41.000 But when you start talking about children and their future, and I know that it's synced up to a virtue.
02:20:46.000 It's synced up to some sort of an ideological virtue signaling thing that you can do to say that you're pro-trans.
02:20:52.000 Well, that's what worries me.
02:20:53.000 You're pro-children transitioning.
02:20:56.000 And then when I ask you why you're so certain and you don't have good answers, I'm like, okay, this is a cult thing.
02:21:03.000 You're in that cult and you know there's things that you have to say in order to be accepted by that cult.
02:21:07.000 Yeah, that's what worries me is that it's more like take away from the children.
02:21:12.000 I allow for kids to explore and whatever.
02:21:16.000 I think it's great that society is more open because phobias of any like transphobia, homophobia, these are not helpful for our society in general.
02:21:29.000 I do worry that parents eager to be progressive, you know, warriors for their team and in these progressive enclaves where they're trying to kind of outwoke each other will use their children as Means to,
02:21:48.000 they're like little advertisements.
02:21:49.000 And it sounds horrible, but it's true.
02:21:51.000 What you just said sounds horrible, but it's true.
02:21:53.000 You see it in, on a very small scale.
02:21:56.000 I used to work at a, I taught theater to kids at a very, like in Temescal at a camp.
02:22:02.000 They used to be there.
02:22:02.000 And this one kid came in, and this kid must have been five or six years old.
02:22:07.000 And he had a t-shirt on that said, I never live east of the 405. And I was like, wow!
02:22:13.000 You are using your child as an advertisement for your wealth.
02:22:17.000 Like, it was just a little walking billboard that said, my parents are rich, basically.
02:22:23.000 And you see this all the time with, you know, I was watching...
02:22:27.000 That doesn't necessarily mean rich.
02:22:29.000 It could be Venice.
02:22:30.000 No, I know, but...
02:22:31.000 Huntington Beach?
02:22:32.000 No, east of the 405. I would never live east of the 405. Yeah.
02:22:36.000 Huntington Beach is west of the 405. That's the beach.
02:22:39.000 Yeah, it's west.
02:22:41.000 I would never live east of the 405. It's like I wouldn't live in Inland Empire.
02:22:45.000 I wouldn't live in the Valley.
02:22:46.000 I wouldn't live in Encino.
02:22:47.000 That's east of the 405. No, actually that's west.
02:22:50.000 Encino's west.
02:22:51.000 No, the kid was saying I would never live east of the 405, which Huntington Beach and all that's west of the 405. Right.
02:22:57.000 All the beach communities are west.
02:22:59.000 Right, but that's not a rich community.
02:23:00.000 Huntington Beach is not rich.
02:23:01.000 They're pretty.
02:23:02.000 I mean, anyone living on the beach in LA, Venice is pretty rich.
02:23:07.000 Long Beach is rich?
02:23:08.000 Venice is like tech rich now.
02:23:09.000 That's where Snoop comes from.
02:23:10.000 Long Beach is changing.
02:23:11.000 It's not cheap.
02:23:13.000 It's $800,000 to get a little house in Long Beach.
02:23:17.000 But isn't it also like people on the west side are extremely liberal?
02:23:22.000 Yeah, in general.
02:23:24.000 But anyway, my point is that people often use their kids as billboards for whatever signaling.
02:23:30.000 I was watching some, it was a bunch of people protesting the lockdown, and this little kid was chanting something at the dude about fake news.
02:23:39.000 And I was like, this is what we do to kids with, you know, sports.
02:23:43.000 It's easy to indoctrinate children.
02:23:45.000 Very easy.
02:23:46.000 Did you see that one guy that was walking around?
02:23:48.000 I think Sam Tripoli had it up on his Instagram page.
02:23:50.000 The guy was walking around at the protest in Newport.
02:23:53.000 Newport might have been Huntington Beach.
02:23:56.000 And this guy's walking around with a megaphone while everybody's saying, we open back up California.
02:24:01.000 Bill Gates is the devil!
02:24:05.000 The Bill Gates stuff is so funny to me.
02:24:07.000 It's so weird.
02:24:08.000 He became a villain out of nowhere.
02:24:11.000 What's that quote?
02:24:13.000 You either die a hero, you live long enough to become a villain.
02:24:18.000 He's lived long enough to become a villain.
02:24:22.000 Right.
02:24:22.000 The Gates Foundation literally gives millions of dollars away to charity.
02:24:26.000 When I was in Rome and all over the world, when you go to any of these places, you know, what he's done in Africa.
02:24:32.000 Did you see the whole documentary?
02:24:34.000 Like, he built freaking toilets for, like, all of Africa.
02:24:37.000 You know, he's, like, making...
02:24:38.000 He literally figured out how to fucking help them with one of the biggest problems in Africa.
02:24:45.000 And everyone's like, fuck Bill Gates.
02:24:46.000 In Rome, everything's crumbling in Greece because they don't have the money to maintain all their antiquities.
02:24:53.000 And so the Gates Foundation is everywhere, keeping all of our history basically from crumbling.
02:25:01.000 But he fucked up instead of talking about vaccines.
02:25:04.000 And people are like, you want to get rich off the backs of all these people you're going to inject your microchips into!
02:25:10.000 I did a radio hit, and it was like a right-wing guy, and I didn't really know much, but...
02:25:18.000 He was asking me, out of the blue, he's like, and then did you see Melinda Gates today?
02:25:22.000 I was like, oh shit.
02:25:24.000 When I do these sets, I'm like, oh no.
02:25:27.000 I'm like, I'm not going to get into this whole anti-Gates thing.
02:25:30.000 Well, he's done so much good.
02:25:32.000 Yeah.
02:25:33.000 But to be fair, she was out there talking about when we should open up and vaccines, and I'm like, yeah, maybe just...
02:25:40.000 I keep saying this.
02:25:42.000 If I was rich, you would never fucking hear from me right now.
02:25:45.000 I would be on a beach.
02:25:47.000 There's so much...
02:25:48.000 It's a class war.
02:25:49.000 Listen to me.
02:25:49.000 It's a class war.
02:25:50.000 If you had money, you would still be spouting out.
02:25:53.000 Stop your bullshit.
02:25:54.000 If somebody gave you $100 million, you would wait about a month, and you'd go right back on Twitter.
02:26:00.000 Fuck yeah, you know I'm right.
02:26:02.000 You know I'm right.
02:26:04.000 You love doing it.
02:26:05.000 It's fun for you.
02:26:06.000 And you're great at it.
02:26:08.000 You're one of the best tweeters alive.
02:26:09.000 No, you're probably right.
02:26:11.000 I'm right about that.
02:26:12.000 You're one of the best tweeters alive.
02:26:14.000 This thing that they're doing where they're telling people they're going to have to get vaccinated, this is what is a part of the problem.
02:26:20.000 Because there's a lot of people that have kicked this disease.
02:26:22.000 We've got to figure out why they kicked it.
02:26:24.000 Whether it's nutrition, whether it's genetics, we've got to figure that out.
02:26:28.000 And this thing that you're saying, everybody's got to get vaccinated.
02:26:30.000 No, they don't.
02:26:31.000 No, they don't.
02:26:32.000 You don't even know, first of all, you don't even know if they're going to be able to nail this vaccine.
02:26:36.000 I hope they do.
02:26:37.000 I hope they do.
02:26:38.000 Yeah, it's weird to see the convergence of the anti-vaxxers and all of this talk, because I wrote a piece about, it was like a satirical piece, I was saying why Stop getting mad at antifaxers for bringing disease into the herd and it was all about it because it was during like the measles outbreaks which we've almost eradicated and now it's making a comeback and There's so much overlap in those Communities now with this
02:27:09.000 yeah, but you can't really conflate the two because we know how to get rid of the measles We know we can get rid of the measles.
02:27:16.000 We have something that works and Right, but it's a liberty thing.
02:27:20.000 See, the problem is whenever you start telling people what they have to do, even if it's good for them, they get mad.
02:27:25.000 Well, and even with the vaccine thing, I don't like to be so black or white about even that because there is a conversation to be had there.
02:27:32.000 Is it good to have vaccines that protect the herd immunity from diseases we've pretty much eradicated?
02:27:39.000 Yes, because you're putting a lot of other people at risk and pregnant moms when they go to the waiting room, and there's so many side effects if somebody has measles.
02:27:47.000 But Should they have 67 vaccines in order to attend school, including HPV? That's not herd immunity.
02:27:56.000 Why do they need to get the California...
02:27:59.000 Why do they need that when they're babies?
02:28:00.000 Have you seen the list?
02:28:01.000 It's a crazy list.
02:28:02.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
02:28:03.000 So that's where I'm like...
02:28:05.000 Well, the problem with anti-vaxxers is they do cause people to get cavalier about this shit and then measles makes a comeback.
02:28:14.000 That's real.
02:28:14.000 Polio makes a comeback.
02:28:15.000 The only reason we're having this conversation is because we got rid of that shit.
02:28:19.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:28:19.000 It's just hubris.
02:28:21.000 But...
02:28:22.000 When someone says, we have to get a vaccine, and everyone's going to have to take the vaccine, people automatically get cautious.
02:28:29.000 And then when that person's a billionaire that might be connected to the Illuminati, you're like, hey, this fucking guy's going to make money off this vaccine.
02:28:36.000 Everyone's brains are broken.
02:28:38.000 I think Trump broke everyone's brains.
02:28:41.000 Everyone's so worried because everything becomes this partisan thing, and then it's like, yeah, I'll get measles to own the libs.
02:28:49.000 There's so much, like, I'm going to do this thing that Like, cut off my nose to spite my face or whatever that...
02:28:56.000 Yeah, I'll be a martyr.
02:28:57.000 Yeah.
02:28:58.000 Oof.
02:28:59.000 It's a lot.
02:29:00.000 It's a lot.
02:29:01.000 It's a lot.
02:29:02.000 So, but wait, I still want to know, when do you think the people should be able to, like, talk again?
02:29:09.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:29:10.000 That's a good question.
02:29:12.000 Well...
02:29:14.000 Alex Jones at least has Infowars.com.
02:29:16.000 He can do his own thing and people go to that.
02:29:18.000 And Gavin's got his show still.
02:29:20.000 Does he?
02:29:20.000 Yeah.
02:29:20.000 Is he still on YouTube or did they kick him off of YouTube?
02:29:22.000 I don't know if he's still on YouTube.
02:29:24.000 Because they kicked him off a lot of things a little while ago and it didn't seem like there was a clear reason.
02:29:31.000 It's like they just decided they were going to get rid of him.
02:29:34.000 Interesting.
02:29:35.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:29:36.000 He had been on.
02:29:37.000 He had some scandals but he had stayed on YouTube and basically followed the rules.
02:29:43.000 Right.
02:29:43.000 So what happened?
02:29:44.000 Oh, is he still on there?
02:29:46.000 He's definitely still on.
02:29:47.000 Oh, okay.
02:29:48.000 So he's still on.
02:29:49.000 Okay.
02:29:49.000 So that's interesting too, right?
02:29:51.000 They have their own thing, and if you go on Telegraph, they're all there.
02:29:55.000 They're all hanging out.
02:29:56.000 What's Telegraph?
02:29:59.000 It's like a microblogging service, and I think Milo's there and Gavin's there, and it's a little bit like Twitter, but it's kind of like...
02:30:08.000 For the band and for people who...
02:30:11.000 Yeah, I saw him.
02:30:12.000 He was on one of those things, Gab or something like that, talking about...
02:30:16.000 Milo was complaining about the actual numbers he reaches now, how unsustainable it is.
02:30:23.000 Obviously, there's a lot of people that like him.
02:30:25.000 Look, he's a funny guy.
02:30:27.000 He says funny shit.
02:30:28.000 He really does.
02:30:29.000 And I don't think he's been accurately portrayed.
02:30:33.000 I don't.
02:30:34.000 I mean, I think he definitely said some stupid shit, but that's part of the fun of what he was doing.
02:30:39.000 He's a provocateur.
02:30:41.000 And he was definitely doing some stuff that...
02:30:46.000 There's a question of whether or not there was multiple accounts that he was using to anonymous accounts.
02:30:54.000 That was an accusation, but Twitter didn't want to substantiate that when I talked to them about it because I think they're worried about the legal ramifications.
02:31:01.000 We addressed that.
02:31:02.000 Yeah, it's problematic because you end up, you know, as someone who's kind of all for free speech, I often get told that I'm bad because I have to defend people whose language I don't agree with.
02:31:18.000 That is what free speech is.
02:31:20.000 It's not defending everyone who says things that I love.
02:31:24.000 It doesn't make any sense because that means you're right all the time.
02:31:26.000 Like if you're only defending the things that you believe in.
02:31:29.000 You write all the time about everything?
02:31:31.000 But I have to defend the people who say things that are even atrocious and that I would never get on board with because that's what free speech is.
02:31:41.000 And like you said, it is that slippery slope of who gets to be the arbiter of what is said.
02:31:47.000 Right.
02:31:47.000 And what are your guidelines?
02:31:48.000 And when I'm saying this about Yeah.
02:32:03.000 Yeah.
02:32:11.000 Because your ideas are contrary to my ideas.
02:32:13.000 I'm going to cut off the pipeline for you to express those and work those out.
02:32:17.000 And look, there's a lot of people that had some terrible ideas early in their life, and then they changed.
02:32:21.000 There's that guy, what's his name, Christian Picciolini, who was in the KKK. He was in some sort of white supremacist organization when he was young, and now he talks about the dangers of these organizations.
02:32:33.000 It's like me being AOC when I was young.
02:32:36.000 Exactly!
02:32:37.000 Well, people change.
02:32:38.000 No, you do.
02:32:38.000 And you have to be able to, if there's no path to redemption, what is the point?
02:32:44.000 Right, so what is the path to redemption?
02:32:45.000 You leave people with nothing.
02:32:47.000 And hopelessness is the worst.
02:32:49.000 So if you're taking everything away from somebody and then you're saying you're in the bad place now forever, What is their incentive to even open their mind and have a different—why not just double down?
02:33:04.000 Let's give a recent example.
02:33:05.000 Here's a recent example, a good one.
02:33:07.000 London Real.
02:33:08.000 London Real had an interview with David Icke.
02:33:11.000 I don't know who any of these people are.
02:33:12.000 Okay.
02:33:13.000 London Real is a popular YouTube show.
02:33:15.000 Okay.
02:33:16.000 And they had an interview with David Icke.
02:33:17.000 David Icke is a conspiracy theorist who thinks that the elites turn into lizards.
02:33:21.000 He says he's seen their eyes shift.
02:33:23.000 Okay.
02:33:24.000 He talked about it on this podcast.
02:33:26.000 Seen their eyes shift.
02:33:27.000 Yes, I've seen their eyes shift.
02:33:29.000 Okay, right there you should be like, okay, this is fun.
02:33:32.000 This is fun time.
02:33:33.000 This guy thinks that fucking the queen's a lizard lady.
02:33:35.000 Right.
02:33:35.000 But you want to look out for people that are so fucking dumb...
02:33:40.000 That they're like, oh, did you hear about the lizard people?
02:33:44.000 Yeah, they're real, man.
02:33:45.000 But there's a lot of those people.
02:33:46.000 Hey, hey, hey.
02:33:47.000 So what?
02:33:48.000 Right.
02:33:49.000 So what?
02:33:50.000 I agree.
02:33:50.000 This is evolution here.
02:33:52.000 We're stopping the flow of evolution.
02:33:54.000 Because if, look, this is how I feel about televangelists, right?
02:33:58.000 If you're so dumb, you want to give Joel Olsteen all your money even though you're poor because you think that somehow or another this is going to save you and God's grace is going to be upon you because you tithe all your money to Joel Olsteen and he drives around to Bentley and you're happy for him.
02:34:10.000 Yeah.
02:34:10.000 Okay, that's legal.
02:34:12.000 Yeah.
02:34:13.000 And it's dumb as fuck, but it doesn't work on you.
02:34:16.000 It works on only the dumbest of dumb people.
02:34:18.000 And so they're like, oh, I guess it's okay.
02:34:21.000 This is the same thing.
02:34:22.000 Yeah.
02:34:22.000 This is the same thing.
02:34:23.000 If you're so fucking dumb, you really believe that David Icke's seen people's eyeballs shift over and that there's lizards that are secretly transforming into politicians and then going back to lizards when no one's looking.
02:34:35.000 Come on!
02:34:36.000 Yeah.
02:34:37.000 Come on!
02:34:38.000 So if you take that guy off, you just make him bigger.
02:34:41.000 So there's a giant story that this David Icke podcast was removed from YouTube.
02:34:47.000 And it keeps getting removed.
02:34:48.000 People keep uploading it.
02:34:49.000 It's like that Plandemic documentary that everybody keeps sending me.
02:34:52.000 It gets removed and then people upload it everywhere.
02:34:55.000 They get uploaded everywhere.
02:34:56.000 They're trying to hide the truth.
02:34:57.000 Just leave it alone and let people criticize it.
02:35:00.000 It makes it seem real.
02:35:00.000 It makes it seem way more real.
02:35:02.000 Yeah, it makes it seem real.
02:35:03.000 Nobody would have gave a fuck about that David Icke interview.
02:35:05.000 I mean, it would because it's on London Real and it's a popular program.
02:35:08.000 So some people would have watched it.
02:35:09.000 But nobody would have really thought that the fucking lizard people are there.
02:35:13.000 And the people that do think that, they're going to think anything.
02:35:16.000 You could talk them into cutting their balls off and riding the fucking comet.
02:35:19.000 And joining your cult.
02:35:21.000 And joining my cult.
02:35:23.000 But the thing is, you've got to let that exist.
02:35:26.000 But they will with some shit.
02:35:29.000 They will with the flat earth people.
02:35:31.000 Yeah, it's weird.
02:35:32.000 The flat earth shit is still up.
02:35:33.000 Oh, I know.
02:35:34.000 I know.
02:35:35.000 But they get to the 5G and they're like, nope, too much.
02:35:38.000 Too real.
02:35:39.000 So David Icke was talking about 5G. From what I said, what I read rather, I don't even, because I didn't watch the whole thing, but I don't even think he was saying that 5G causes it.
02:35:48.000 But he was doing some wacky, very articulate conspiracy shit.
02:35:54.000 Yeah.
02:35:54.000 We live in just weird, weird...
02:35:57.000 It's only getting weirder!
02:35:59.000 But here's what's interesting.
02:36:00.000 This is what we need to accept about people like David Icke and a lot of these people.
02:36:04.000 There is clearly a lot of entertainment value in someone saying preposterous shit that any intelligent person knows is not true.
02:36:14.000 There's some weird entertainment value in someone that really does believe that aliens live amongst us and that they're shapeshifters and that if you look back, all of our leaders have all been...
02:36:28.000 Related together and they're one gene pool that the ancient Sumerians brought together.
02:36:34.000 They came here from planet Nibiru.
02:36:36.000 There's something really entertaining about that.
02:36:39.000 Scientology.
02:36:40.000 Not just Scientology.
02:36:41.000 There's a lot of those.
02:36:43.000 A lot of it.
02:36:44.000 People watch my YouTube show.
02:36:47.000 Right.
02:36:50.000 That's fun.
02:36:51.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:36:54.000 It's kind of an art form.
02:36:56.000 This is what I'm thinking.
02:36:57.000 It's performance art.
02:36:59.000 It is a kind of performance art along with a little bit of horse shit.
02:37:04.000 And some people...
02:37:05.000 Who is that crazy stand-up guy, Andy Kaufman?
02:37:08.000 Yes.
02:37:09.000 It's like everyone's become Andy Kaufman.
02:37:11.000 Right.
02:37:12.000 Alex Jones is funnier than Andy Kaufman's ever been.
02:37:14.000 Alex Jones is fucking hilarious, often.
02:37:17.000 Did you see the whole that he's Bill Hicks?
02:37:19.000 Yeah.
02:37:20.000 Conspiracy?
02:37:21.000 That's not real.
02:37:22.000 I went down that rabbit hole.
02:37:23.000 That's the silliest shit ever.
02:37:24.000 I know, but there are videos.
02:37:26.000 But he had one thing we're talking about, like if it's between his family starving or eating his neighbor.
02:37:32.000 Oh, I know.
02:37:32.000 He's like, I'll eat your ass.
02:37:34.000 I thought.
02:37:34.000 And so it became this, come on.
02:37:36.000 Do you don't think there's an entertainment value in him saying he's going to eat his neighbor?
02:37:39.000 It's on my dumpster fire!
02:37:40.000 Right.
02:37:41.000 But there's something to that, like to stop that and ban that.
02:37:45.000 You're not stopping anybody from anything bad by not having Alex do this entertaining thing about eating his neighbor.
02:38:01.000 You're not saving anybody.
02:38:02.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:38:06.000 What are you doing?
02:38:07.000 What is he doing that's so awful?
02:38:09.000 I don't know how to fix any of it.
02:38:12.000 It's entertaining.
02:38:14.000 Why is it only acceptable if you have some kind of entertainment?
02:38:17.000 Because there's so many rap videos that you could watch that I enjoy, but they're talking about shooting people and robbing people, and it's...
02:38:26.000 Everywhere on YouTube.
02:38:27.000 It's so prevalent.
02:38:28.000 And somehow or another, that's okay.
02:38:30.000 Like, it's fucking weird what's allowed and what's not allowed.
02:38:34.000 Yeah.
02:38:37.000 I guess I underestimated the culture wars.
02:38:43.000 I never really I didn't I kind of stumbled half-ass into them.
02:38:47.000 It's complicated.
02:38:48.000 It's so complicated and it's not just a or you know, it's not like one tribe or another has I I'm very Skeptical of anyone who's all in on like 100% this is the way.
02:39:02.000 100% COVID's gonna kill us all.
02:39:05.000 We should stay in 100%.
02:39:06.000 We should open everything fucking back up.
02:39:09.000 Let it ride.
02:39:10.000 There's somewhere in the middle.
02:39:12.000 You know what's the Rosetta Stone of the culture war?
02:39:14.000 No.
02:39:15.000 Tekashi 6ix9ine.
02:39:17.000 That fucking rapper dude with the stupid tattoos all over his face and the rainbow hair who was a rat.
02:39:22.000 He ratted out all these gang members and he was in the witness protection program and now he's out.
02:39:27.000 He wasn't in the protection program, but he got a much lighter sentence.
02:39:35.000 Because he ratted on people.
02:39:36.000 Because the rap culture has always been no rats, snitches get stitches.
02:39:42.000 That's always been the culture.
02:39:44.000 He is now the most popular rapper on earth.
02:39:47.000 He has a video that he just released a few days ago that is, what is it now, 150 million views on the video?
02:39:56.000 Wow.
02:39:57.000 What is it?
02:39:58.000 Okay, it's probably more than that.
02:40:00.000 I said 150, but that was probably yesterday.
02:40:02.000 159 right now.
02:40:04.000 159 million views.
02:40:07.000 And it's terrible.
02:40:09.000 Why does that make him the rose out of stone though?
02:40:11.000 Because there's no logic.
02:40:13.000 There's no logic to anything people are doing.
02:40:15.000 If you're trying to look for logic in what's popular or human behavior or what people are really excited about, like what's scaring them, what's good and what's bad, this is the guy.
02:40:24.000 That's Takeshi69.
02:40:26.000 I thought you meant he was like the key to translating it.
02:40:32.000 This is the key to translating it.
02:40:33.000 Oh, okay.
02:40:33.000 It's all nonsense.
02:40:34.000 He's nonsense.
02:40:35.000 It's nonsense.
02:40:36.000 The world is filled with nonsense and people are paying attention to this nonsense and frantic about this nonsense.
02:40:41.000 It's even creepier with the sound off.
02:40:44.000 Oh, it's terrible.
02:40:45.000 You should hear it with the sound on.
02:40:47.000 I've never heard it with a sound on.
02:40:49.000 Well, it's standard rap, braggadocious type shit.
02:40:54.000 It's nonsense.
02:40:55.000 But people love it.
02:40:57.000 Look, it's kind of entertaining.
02:40:58.000 I mean, that's what it is.
02:40:59.000 It's got a good beat to it.
02:41:00.000 I listen to it.
02:41:01.000 But does it have 150 million worth beat?
02:41:05.000 I don't think so.
02:41:06.000 I mean, that's what everyone calls it.
02:41:08.000 Clown world.
02:41:09.000 Isn't that what everyone says?
02:41:10.000 It's clown world.
02:41:11.000 The world.
02:41:11.000 Yeah.
02:41:12.000 Like, we live in a clown world.
02:41:14.000 We do kind of live in clown world.
02:41:15.000 It's idiocracy.
02:41:17.000 It's something...
02:41:18.000 What happened?
02:41:19.000 We had so much.
02:41:20.000 We had it all.
02:41:22.000 And we were just pissing it away.
02:41:24.000 We'll bounce back.
02:41:25.000 Do you think?
02:41:26.000 Yep.
02:41:26.000 So you're ultimately, after our long-winded, slightly terrifying conversation about the culture, ultimately, who do you think, do you think Biden's going to make it to the election?
02:41:37.000 Well, it's going to be a joke if he does.
02:41:39.000 The idea that people are all in on Biden.
02:41:42.000 I don't think if they let the two of them talk in the same room and have some sort of a debate, I think Donald Trump's going to eviscerate him.
02:41:51.000 I don't even think he's going to be close.
02:41:53.000 He still has his wits.
02:41:54.000 He's still sharp.
02:41:55.000 He's still mean.
02:41:56.000 He's still well prepared with the digs and how he talks.
02:42:00.000 He calls him sleepy Joe.
02:42:01.000 I know.
02:42:02.000 Do you see how dismissive he was?
02:42:04.000 He's a troll.
02:42:05.000 But do you see how dismissive he was when he was talking about something that Biden said?
02:42:09.000 The Vice President Joe Biden said, he goes, first of all, Biden didn't say that.
02:42:12.000 He goes, a Democratic operative said that.
02:42:15.000 He goes, Biden probably doesn't even know this is happening.
02:42:16.000 It's funny.
02:42:17.000 He has these ads on Facebook, Trump, that are all like anti...
02:42:21.000 They're like, oh, he's too old.
02:42:23.000 I'm like, you guys are four years apart.
02:42:25.000 Well, that's all he needs.
02:42:27.000 Have you seen Trump's 404 pages on his website yet?
02:42:30.000 Oh my god, there.
02:42:31.000 I'll show you.
02:42:32.000 This is fucking hilarious.
02:42:33.000 He's trolling everyone.
02:42:36.000 He trolls everyone.
02:42:37.000 Like when you can't find something, it's like the error page.
02:42:41.000 I think this made it into one of our earliest episodes of Dumpster Fire because we have a whole segment on the show called Troll in Chief and it's basically like every week, what the fuck is he doing?
02:42:52.000 Who's he trolling now?
02:42:53.000 Do you want to see the most adorable Trump thing?
02:42:55.000 Yeah.
02:42:55.000 There's a lady who put together this...
02:42:58.000 Hold on, sorry.
02:42:59.000 That's okay.
02:43:00.000 Let me say it again.
02:43:01.000 Oh my god.
02:43:02.000 It appears you are as lost as me.
02:43:03.000 That's this 404 with Joe Biden with his mouth open.
02:43:05.000 It's not the only one.
02:43:06.000 He's got like a Hillary one.
02:43:09.000 Didn't he have a Warren one too?
02:43:11.000 Aren't you looking for something that doesn't exist?
02:43:13.000 Try this.
02:43:14.000 I mean, how do you...
02:43:15.000 Come on, that's hilarious.
02:43:17.000 This guy understands the culture.
02:43:19.000 I want you to look up hashtag ToddlerTrump on Instagram.
02:43:24.000 Oh, I saw this.
02:43:25.000 I saw this.
02:43:26.000 This lady made this face swap video that's worthy of Kyle Dunnigan.
02:43:31.000 It's Trump's face on a baby, and she starts talking to the baby, accusing the baby of doing things with the baby, saying, no, no, no!
02:43:41.000 Have you seen it?
02:43:42.000 Yeah, it was on Jimmy Kimmel's show.
02:43:44.000 Right, but the lady, let's give the lady credit who made it.
02:43:46.000 She's got a bunch of funny shit on her.
02:43:49.000 Jimmy Kimmel credits Dr. Fakenstein.
02:43:52.000 Oh, is it?
02:43:53.000 Yeah.
02:43:53.000 Oh, okay, perfect.
02:43:54.000 So, again, back to being the arbiter of what's online, with the deep fakes and shit, it's going to get so wild.
02:44:03.000 Give me some volume on this.
02:44:04.000 Go from the beginning.
02:44:05.000 Jimmy Kimmel's talking in it, so...
02:44:07.000 Oh, this is the Jimmy Kimmel one?
02:44:09.000 No, no, no.
02:44:09.000 Don't do that one.
02:44:10.000 Here.
02:44:11.000 No, hashtag on Instagram, go to toddler, hashtag toddler Trump.
02:44:18.000 Okay, you said it's adorable, but it's honestly also terrifying.
02:44:23.000 Deep fakes are terrifying.
02:44:25.000 They are.
02:44:26.000 Yeah, this one is particularly cute, though.
02:44:30.000 Yeah, here, I'll send you the...
02:44:33.000 I found it.
02:44:36.000 Here it is.
02:44:38.000 There's a...
02:44:40.000 Here it is.
02:44:41.000 That's it.
02:44:46.000 It's so cute!
02:44:52.000 Mom!
02:45:00.000 Come on!
02:45:01.000 How cute is that?
02:45:02.000 You said chloroquine would treat it.
02:45:08.000 That's a bad thing.
02:45:13.000 You said anyone who needs a test can get one.
02:45:18.000 You praised China for being transparent.
02:45:22.000 You got rid of the pandemic response team.
02:45:26.000 You ignored every morning throughout January and February.
02:45:32.000 Oh, come on.
02:45:34.000 If you see it, it's this...
02:45:35.000 I love it.
02:45:36.000 First of all, that lady's abusing her baby.
02:45:38.000 Because she's accusing the baby of something.
02:45:40.000 That baby clearly doesn't know what the fuck she's saying.
02:45:42.000 I feel like it was just a video of the baby that they overdubbed.
02:45:45.000 Stop it!
02:45:46.000 Stop it!
02:45:47.000 Stop it!
02:45:48.000 It was 100% what happened.
02:45:49.000 You don't know shit.
02:45:51.000 They're abusing...
02:45:53.000 They're abusing that kid.
02:45:54.000 I feel like you're the kind of person who would believe any conspiracy theory that you read.
02:46:00.000 They're abusing that kid.
02:46:01.000 Imagine if your kid actually had Trump's little face.
02:46:04.000 No.
02:46:04.000 You'd be like, what do we do?
02:46:05.000 Imagine if your kid was born and that was actually a real baby.
02:46:08.000 In L.A. If it wasn't even a face swap, just people that got, their kid got a fucking shithead of the, roll the dice.
02:46:15.000 The kid's got a 70-year-old man's face.
02:46:17.000 The fuck do we do?
02:46:18.000 And you're like in a liberal place.
02:46:20.000 The kid looks like Trump and you're taking him to the supermarket.
02:46:23.000 He was born this way!
02:46:25.000 We voted for Pence!
02:46:26.000 I mean...
02:46:28.000 The internet at its best is when it's doing stuff like that.
02:46:36.000 Do you think Pence can be president?
02:46:38.000 What if he dies?
02:46:40.000 What if Trump gets COVID and dies?
02:46:42.000 That would be...
02:46:43.000 That's not happening.
02:46:44.000 What if Pence won?
02:46:46.000 Do you think this country would handle President Pence?
02:46:50.000 Yeah, I mean...
02:46:52.000 Be super religious.
02:46:53.000 Yeah, but it doesn't matter because now the culture wars, it's just red and blue.
02:46:59.000 We are deep and we're deep.
02:47:02.000 People are always talking about how the Civil War is coming.
02:47:05.000 I'm like, that's ridiculous.
02:47:06.000 I don't know if the Civil War is coming, but something's happening.
02:47:09.000 There's a violent split between two sides here.
02:47:12.000 And I think we're using it as...
02:47:14.000 It's sort of a focus of our frustration and our attention that's not necessarily rational.
02:47:20.000 Well, everything's...
02:47:21.000 More than it is...
02:47:22.000 Everything's become political.
02:47:23.000 Yeah.
02:47:24.000 Everything.
02:47:24.000 Well, it's the focus of our attention instead of, like, the...
02:47:27.000 The distraught feelings that we're having because our life's been turned upside down by a virus.
02:47:32.000 Then it's become, Trump's fault!
02:47:33.000 Trump's fault!
02:47:34.000 No, first of all, it's that lab in Wuhan or the wet market.
02:47:40.000 That's what happened.
02:47:41.000 That's whose fault it was.
02:47:43.000 Was it their fault that they didn't stop sooner?
02:47:46.000 Yeah, but a lot of people didn't know what the fuck was going on.
02:47:48.000 Was there bad mistakes made?
02:47:49.000 Yeah, but a lot of it's touch and go.
02:47:51.000 Did China do a wrong thing?
02:47:53.000 Yeah, they fucked up hard.
02:47:54.000 And you can't listen to them and you can't trust them.
02:47:56.000 Did the World Health Organization carry their water and have their back?
02:47:59.000 Yes, they do.
02:48:00.000 You can't trust them.
02:48:01.000 Who can you trust?
02:48:02.000 Who can you trust?
02:48:03.000 No one knew what the fuck this was.
02:48:05.000 That's the problem, though.
02:48:06.000 We live in a world and society where people don't know who to trust, so it's easier to just get on board somewhere ideologically for your own brain.
02:48:18.000 You know what we need?
02:48:19.000 We need like a news Snopes, but a good one.
02:48:22.000 Like something that breaks down the news and says, okay, is this true?
02:48:27.000 Here's why it isn't, and here's what we know.
02:48:29.000 Here's what we don't know, and here's where it gets confusing.
02:48:32.000 It's so much entertainment.
02:48:33.000 I was watching that interaction that Trump had with the reporter the other day.
02:48:38.000 Which one?
02:48:39.000 The Chinese lady?
02:48:39.000 Yeah.
02:48:40.000 Excuse me.
02:48:41.000 Chinese American.
02:48:42.000 The woman, yeah.
02:48:44.000 His interactions with the press are my least favorite.
02:48:50.000 And I was saying this before we started, if this was like a movie I was watching, I'd be rooting for the meteor.
02:48:57.000 There's no likable.
02:48:59.000 You know, the press thinks they're David and Goliath, but it's really like Goliath and Goliath, and all the people just desperately looking for truth are the little Davids out there trying to make sense of it.
02:49:10.000 But it's not...
02:49:11.000 There's no...
02:49:12.000 Everybody's so narcissistic.
02:49:13.000 There was that frickin' thing last night on...
02:49:16.000 Anderson Cooper had, you know, they had Greta on.
02:49:18.000 And then they talked to Greta, and then he manages to take precious time during the pandemic To talk about the fact that people on Twitter were giving him shit because they put Greta Thunberg on there as an expert.
02:49:32.000 I'm like, how do you guys manage to always fucking make the news about you?
02:49:37.000 There's so much shit going on in the world and you're worried that people called you out because, yeah, nothing says this isn't an overblown hoax.
02:49:47.000 Like there are people who think this is a hoax and there are people who think that it's a doomsday call, the pandemic.
02:49:53.000 And then the way that they're gonna calm people down is by putting grit on!
02:49:58.000 It's a joke!
02:49:59.000 Well did you see CNN had this thing where Rand Paul was talking to Dr. Fauci and then this is the title of the argument or the title of the article was something along the lines of Rand Paul says to to Dr. Fauci you're not the end all hear his response You know what it really said?
02:50:19.000 What he really said, he went over this, first of all, Rand Paul is a real doctor.
02:50:25.000 He's a doctor.
02:50:26.000 Second of all, he's had COVID. He survived it.
02:50:30.000 He looks like it.
02:50:31.000 He needs some vitamin D. He survived it, and he also survived it with a fucked up lung that he got when his neighbor attacked him and broke his ribs.
02:50:39.000 They had to remove a piece of his lung.
02:50:42.000 So this guy was in rough shape before he got COVID, and then was describing to Dr. Fauci his reservations about the advice that Fauci is given and then the direction that the current government is the way the way they're handling this in terms of like locking people down and making people stay at home and he had some reservations about that it wasn't simply like he like said some awful thing to Dr. Fauci like you're not the end-all he said basically with all due respect and
02:51:12.000 As much as I appreciate you or as much as I respect you, I don't think you're the end-all for this.
02:51:17.000 And then Dr. Fauci's response was, I am not the end-all for this.
02:51:21.000 And what I am is a biological virus scientist, or whatever the fuck he is.
02:51:26.000 I mean, he handled it well, too.
02:51:28.000 But you look at the title of the video.
02:51:31.000 It was so misleading.
02:51:33.000 The title from the video could have been Rand Paul and Dr. Fauci in an exchange on coronavirus.
02:51:39.000 Yeah, but that doesn't get clicks.
02:51:41.000 But you can't trust anybody who doesn't give you that.
02:51:43.000 Because that's what the thing really was.
02:51:45.000 So anybody who doesn't give you that is fucking with you.
02:51:48.000 They're pulling your strings.
02:51:49.000 But again, when the news became a business, it became a problem.
02:51:54.000 It was...
02:51:56.000 Now it's incentivized.
02:51:59.000 It's perverse incentives.
02:52:01.000 I know, but don't you think that if there was a place where you knew that didn't take place, there would be value in that?
02:52:06.000 In this crazy battleground of ideas.
02:52:10.000 I do, but there's no institutional support for it.
02:52:14.000 I don't know about that.
02:52:15.000 I think if someone did something like that on the internet, I really believe...
02:52:18.000 I don't agree again with everything Rand Paul says, but I do think...
02:52:22.000 What was the bill that didn't get passed?
02:52:24.000 Because these fucking...
02:52:26.000 The Patriot Act came up yesterday.
02:52:30.000 Parts of the Patriot Act came up for renewal.
02:52:33.000 And there was a...
02:52:35.000 Basically yesterday, wasn't a bill passed that...
02:52:38.000 It was an amendment and they were supposed to pass an amendment that was against the...
02:52:44.000 I think it's like internet searches without a warrant.
02:52:49.000 Yeah, so now they can search because Bernie and a bunch of other people didn't show up to vote.
02:52:55.000 Now they can search our searches without a warrant.
02:52:59.000 Yeah, Matt Taibbi tweeted about that.
02:53:01.000 Like, all the people that are pro-Bernie.
02:53:03.000 Like, look what he did.
02:53:04.000 Yeah, I... Obviously, that's not good.
02:53:08.000 I'm not happy with that.
02:53:08.000 But again, you're not hearing...
02:53:09.000 That stuff gets lost.
02:53:11.000 No, you don't hear people about it.
02:53:12.000 That's the shit that makes me want to, like, burn everything down.
02:53:15.000 Because our freedoms...
02:53:17.000 Those are the freedoms that are actually getting passed through.
02:53:20.000 And I think only, like, 14 Democrats voted...
02:53:24.000 Against it?
02:53:26.000 I don't...
02:53:27.000 How is that not a huge part of the news today?
02:53:30.000 Because people actually get fucking pissed off about stupid petty shit, because I think they can get their minds around it, and when it comes down to like, oh, they can now search your internet searches without a warrant, everyone's like, I can't deal with it.
02:53:45.000 Yeah, but Bill Maher told Rose McGowan in the 90s that he has a huge cock.
02:53:49.000 Why aren't we marching in the streets?
02:53:52.000 LAUGHTER Why?
02:53:55.000 I know there's so much data coming in.
02:53:57.000 There's so many things to think of.
02:53:58.000 Because we can't march in the streets as we're on lockdown.
02:54:02.000 Yeah, that's the thing.
02:54:03.000 I'm wondering what's going to happen in California.
02:54:05.000 I have a friend of mine that I respect very much and he sent me these messages today and he goes, they're going to fucking riot.
02:54:10.000 He goes, people are not going to tolerate California being locked down until August.
02:54:14.000 No.
02:54:15.000 There's people that are not going to just stand by while their families go hungry and there's no money coming in.
02:54:19.000 These bureaucrats and politicians don't understand what they're saying, what they're asking.
02:54:24.000 And he said they're going to riot.
02:54:26.000 I just feel like they're not in touch with people, the politicians.
02:54:30.000 I mean, they think that...
02:54:31.000 I hear online, they're like, oh, it's all these rich people who are mad and this doesn't affect them.
02:54:37.000 Who do you think I go to the beach with?
02:54:39.000 It's not...
02:54:41.000 It's the people who are living inland.
02:54:44.000 Rich people have pools.
02:54:46.000 They're not mixing with us plebs down at the beach.
02:54:49.000 I think it's plebs.
02:54:51.000 Plebs, I mean.
02:54:54.000 It is plebs, but I always say plebs.
02:54:57.000 Yeah.
02:54:58.000 They work with politicians.
02:55:00.000 You know when you're around comics and you think you can say things because you're used to saying crazy shit around comics?
02:55:06.000 Like the craziest.
02:55:07.000 You ever do that when you're around people and you just drop a word that you probably shouldn't say and people are like, did she just say cunt?
02:55:13.000 You called her a dumb cunt?
02:55:14.000 And people just really fall apart like, oh, I'm sorry.
02:55:18.000 I say things that are purposely wrong for fun.
02:55:23.000 That's part of...
02:55:24.000 Okay.
02:55:25.000 I won't do that around you.
02:55:26.000 No.
02:55:27.000 Not you.
02:55:28.000 I'm saying, you know, when you're around people that aren't comics and you slip up.
02:55:31.000 I do it all the time.
02:55:32.000 Well, that's how politicians are.
02:55:34.000 They're around politicians all the time.
02:55:36.000 Yeah.
02:55:36.000 So they're saying stupid shit that doesn't really resonate with people that are actually losing their livelihood.
02:55:41.000 That was like that one chick who, she's like responsible for the AB5 bill and she said to like fuck Elon Musk on Twitter.
02:55:48.000 Exactly.
02:55:49.000 She's destroyed like...
02:55:52.000 Livelihoods, long before the pandemic came along, she was fucking people up.
02:55:57.000 How was she fucking people up?
02:55:58.000 Because AB5 makes it impossible to be a freelance contractor, basically.
02:56:02.000 It was why freelance writers were trying to...
02:56:08.000 Get her to make revisions and now she has two more bills that are revising.
02:56:12.000 I'm like, when your bill is so bad that you need other bills to try and fix it, because she didn't think of all the consequences of this bill.
02:56:19.000 What is the bill?
02:56:20.000 AB5, it's a bill that makes it essentially...
02:56:25.000 It was supposed to make it so these gig workers had to become employees.
02:56:32.000 And theoretically, it's...
02:56:33.000 I mean, everyone says that it's because she's basically in the union's pocket.
02:56:37.000 So you either need to join a union or become an employee.
02:56:41.000 But most people in LA, myself included, are freelance.
02:56:45.000 So it made it so you can't do more than 32 freelance...
02:56:52.000 Pieces per month, for example.
02:56:54.000 And so people in California were losing their writing contracts because companies in D.C. and places in New York were like, we don't want to deal with this because we basically have to make you an employee.
02:57:05.000 Otherwise, we'll get a fine.
02:57:07.000 So you have to either make some.
02:57:09.000 It basically kills your ability to be a freelance worker.
02:57:13.000 Yeah, it's nuts if you haven't I'm not an expert on this my friend Kira Davis she's down She is like deep down the rabbit hole and She's been you know fighting for because it hurts like manicurists it hurts Anyone who's basically freelance anyone who gets anyone who gets a Why am I blanking on it?
02:57:36.000 What is it where you get like a freelance if you hired a designer and You know, up to a certain amount of money, you have to basically make them employee.
02:57:46.000 It's messed up.
02:57:47.000 What's my name?
02:57:48.000 Oh.
02:57:49.000 Was it like a 1099?
02:57:50.000 1099. Yeah.
02:57:51.000 If so, and it's just like completely messed up.
02:57:55.000 So people have been yelling at Gavin through this whole thing about during the pandemic.
02:58:00.000 They're like, you have to overturn AB5 because now you're hurting people.
02:58:04.000 This bill is hurting people who can make money at a time where they can't even make money at all.
02:58:10.000 Jesus Christ.
02:58:10.000 Yeah, I can't believe you.
02:58:12.000 There's too many things to know about.
02:58:14.000 I know, but AB5 is in California and it's fucked a lot of people up, in particular freelance, anything.
02:58:20.000 Photographers, writers, makeup artists, anyone who basically gets paid not by salary.
02:58:27.000 So do you think this is because...
02:58:29.000 The unions talk them into passing it this way?
02:58:32.000 It's something to do with the Uber driver, the rideshare drivers.
02:58:37.000 Because her argument is that it's to protect workers like Uber and Lyft drivers who the company can say, you're working a gig and we don't need to protect you at all or give you any kind of benefits or give you sick time or anything.
02:58:56.000 Or insurance or anything.
02:58:58.000 And so it forces you to either join a union, basically.
02:59:04.000 So her argument is that it's protecting vulnerable people from being exploited by these big corporations, which there has to be a way to do that without forcing everybody either to become an employee, because she's saying, basically, you can't work.
02:59:19.000 Like she said to me as a freelance writer, you cannot work You can't write more than 32 freelance pieces per month or you'll have to be employed by whoever you might be writing.
02:59:33.000 Now, if you're a freelance writer, some of my friends are cranking like a hundred of these things out.
02:59:37.000 It's how they make their living.
02:59:40.000 I don't know.
02:59:41.000 There are people who are much more educated on this than I am.
02:59:45.000 I know very little about it, because basically the way you protect yourself, if you're someone like me, who I get 1099 by everyone, I get 1099 by Patreon.
02:59:57.000 You have to incorporate.
02:59:58.000 So I have to become a corporation, but that costs $800 in California just to incorporate.
03:00:06.000 So not everybody has the money to become a corporation.
03:00:11.000 And that's the way that you could protect yourself from getting a fine.
03:00:16.000 Because if I made a certain amount of money or if I wrote a certain number of pieces, I would be fined for not having...
03:00:23.000 Either the person that works for me would be fine.
03:00:26.000 Again, I'm not exactly sure how it works because I had to just take measures and incorporate.
03:00:32.000 But not everybody can do that.
03:00:35.000 That's a bummer.
03:00:36.000 That sounds like there was good intentions, but it just got fucked up.
03:00:39.000 She's...
03:00:40.000 I wish that I could believe that, but just seeing the way she behaves, even when anyone calls her out, I mean, there's a whole website devoted to people who are telling stories of how I had three friends who were writers who had to leave California.
03:00:52.000 So people were leaving California before any of the pandemic because they couldn't make their living here anymore.
03:00:59.000 And this was her.
03:01:00.000 And it was because of her bill.
03:01:01.000 She totally fucked over all these people.
03:01:03.000 Single moms, like, people who are supposed to be the people that, in theory, she was protecting.
03:01:09.000 And there's a whole website with story after story after story.
03:01:13.000 What is her name?
03:01:14.000 Lorena...
03:01:14.000 What's her last name?
03:01:16.000 Gonzalez.
03:01:16.000 Gonzalez.
03:01:19.000 But she's the one who went after Elon.
03:01:21.000 Just tweeting, fuck Elon Musk.
03:01:23.000 Yeah.
03:01:23.000 Come on.
03:01:24.000 That's it?
03:01:25.000 That's your whole thing?
03:01:26.000 But this is a politics.
03:01:26.000 Such a virtue-signaling move.
03:01:28.000 But, I mean, again, I can't...
03:01:29.000 We have a president who's tweeting...
03:01:32.000 You know, there's, like, no civility in politics anymore.
03:01:36.000 He provides jobs.
03:01:37.000 That's true.
03:01:37.000 That's one thing that Trump did that really eroded it, was his lack of civility, encouraged lack of civility among these young...
03:01:44.000 Politicians that are coming up, and that's when you get to see things like fuck Elon Musk.
03:01:48.000 Imagine if you saw a politician say that 10 years ago.
03:01:51.000 Oh my god, I can't believe it.
03:01:52.000 Every time I hear it, I still flinch.
03:01:55.000 It would be insane.
03:01:55.000 You wouldn't believe it was real.
03:01:56.000 How is that real?
03:01:58.000 Yeah, it's something that I wish got more attention, and it's definitely something that was turning people red before all of the pandemic and the lockdown.
03:02:07.000 When Tulsi Gabbard was on, she said fuck a couple of times, and I was like, she's running for president.
03:02:11.000 She said fuck.
03:02:14.000 No.
03:02:14.000 A lot of people were already kind of leaving because of this.
03:02:19.000 And when we're done, I'll find you the whole website.
03:02:21.000 Well, California's got real problems right now.
03:02:23.000 And especially, again, if these other states open up and they control everything and they do all right and they don't have massive deaths.
03:02:31.000 I mean, one thing that I have read is that Sweden did have a larger number of deaths than countries of a similar size.
03:02:41.000 Because there's just been this narrative that Sweden...
03:02:43.000 Oh, yeah, that they did it right.
03:02:44.000 They did it right.
03:02:44.000 But it's not true, though.
03:02:46.000 I think once you actually dig down into it, there's, again, more nuance to that.
03:02:50.000 Exactly.
03:02:51.000 Yeah, that's what I read today, that it wasn't necessarily...
03:02:56.000 What Sweden did, they did because they thought it was the right thing for them.
03:02:59.000 That's a whole different way to live.
03:03:01.000 They live in little villages.
03:03:02.000 There's not that many of them.
03:03:03.000 It's not a giant ass fucking country like America.
03:03:06.000 The idea that you should have the same law for Idaho...
03:03:11.000 In Boise or in the fucking mountains as you have for New York City is bonkers.
03:03:15.000 That's crazy.
03:03:16.000 You can't have that.
03:03:17.000 It is kind of interesting that the states get to choose how they handle this.
03:03:21.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:03:22.000 I mean, that's the way it should work.
03:03:24.000 It's supposed to work that way.
03:03:25.000 I'm actually glad to see that.
03:03:27.000 That's been the other weirdest part of this whole fucking clusterfuck that we've been talking about is watching the Trump is literally Hitler crowd.
03:03:35.000 For a while, they were all calling for him to institute martial law.
03:03:39.000 I'm like, You guys are crazy!
03:03:42.000 The governor said that.
03:03:43.000 The governor said that today.
03:03:44.000 He was talking about martial law.
03:03:45.000 Why?
03:03:46.000 Well, no, but they wanted Trump to institute federal martial law.
03:03:50.000 I'm like, you want the guy that you're saying is literally Hitler to take over the whole country and not let every state do what they're supposed to do?
03:03:57.000 Do you even hear yourselves?
03:03:59.000 Right, because they don't want people deciding in this state that they should be able to open up early.
03:04:03.000 It's...
03:04:03.000 What's up, Jamie?
03:04:08.000 I'm trying to understand it, so I didn't want to bring it up too fast.
03:04:10.000 But a federal judge just passed something that said Los Angeles has like a week to move all homeless people away from the vicinity of a freeway or underpass.
03:04:19.000 What?
03:04:19.000 Oh, good.
03:04:22.000 It's unreasonably dangerous to allow people to live in areas that may be contaminated with lead and other toxins or that carry increased risk of being injured or killed in a car crash or earthquake.
03:04:31.000 Wait a minute.
03:04:32.000 No, no, no.
03:04:33.000 That's why they're moving them?
03:04:34.000 No, they should move them because they're not supposed to be there.
03:04:36.000 What about the fact that they're like it's unreasonable to let them get typhoid.
03:04:41.000 He said he was compelled to intervene because neither the city or county appeared to be addressing this problem with any urgency.
03:04:46.000 No, they're not doing shit.
03:04:47.000 Look, Gavin Newsom, our governor, was the mayor of San Francisco.
03:04:52.000 Have you been to Venice since this?
03:04:54.000 No.
03:04:55.000 Because they made all the market...
03:04:57.000 You know how you go down to Venice and there would be all the booths?
03:04:59.000 Well, you can't do that and nobody's allowed out.
03:05:02.000 And it's like a tent city.
03:05:03.000 Oh, my God.
03:05:04.000 They're everywhere.
03:05:05.000 Well, you know, they did an on-purpose tent city in Brentwood.
03:05:08.000 Oh, yeah, the big one by the veterans?
03:05:11.000 It's crazy.
03:05:12.000 They have American flags on their tents.
03:05:13.000 I'm like, did that come with the tent they gave you?
03:05:15.000 They're never going to move.
03:05:16.000 They're never going to move.
03:05:17.000 So if you're a person that's thinking about buying...
03:05:19.000 Those are nice tents.
03:05:19.000 They're nice tents.
03:05:20.000 With American flags.
03:05:22.000 So if they're looking at that, and then they're, you know, if you're going to buy a house in Brentwood, like you invested all your money, you've saved, you finally were going to put our first money down on a home, honey, and then you look like...
03:05:35.000 On a $2.3 million 12...
03:05:38.000 100 square foot overpriced.
03:05:41.000 We got good news and bad news.
03:05:41.000 The good news is we found a spot in Brentwood.
03:05:44.000 The bad news is it's three feet from the homeless shelter.
03:05:48.000 So you're gonna hear people do meth and fucking shoot heroin in the middle of the night.
03:05:52.000 I drove by that the other day.
03:05:54.000 I was shocked.
03:05:54.000 It's like around the whole park and in it.
03:05:57.000 Well, around the park are the people that don't want to follow the rules.
03:05:59.000 So inside the park, you have to social distance.
03:06:02.000 You have to keep your tent X amount of feet apart.
03:06:05.000 But outside, they're like, fuck you, man.
03:06:07.000 I'm over here.
03:06:07.000 I'm a rebel.
03:06:08.000 So there's people on the outside with their own tents.
03:06:11.000 So you've got the inside tent people that are the rule-following homeless people.
03:06:15.000 And then you get the outside tent people that don't give a fuck.
03:06:18.000 Just outside the park.
03:06:19.000 Yeah, just outside the park.
03:06:22.000 How about in San Francisco?
03:06:23.000 They put them in hotels and give them weed and booze.
03:06:25.000 I was joking that that seems like a good way to solve their housing crisis.
03:06:31.000 Just incentivize homelessness.
03:06:35.000 If you left, where would you go?
03:06:38.000 Hmm.
03:06:39.000 It's funny, because I've been thinking about leaving.
03:06:42.000 Everybody has been.
03:06:42.000 Before everybody was thinking about leaving, and now that everybody has, I'm like, this is like when everyone's reading Harry Potter, and I'm like, no.
03:06:48.000 Well, it sounds like that bill was the first alarm, right?
03:06:52.000 There have been a couple alarms.
03:06:53.000 I mean, for me, I'm not wealthy, and I can't get ahead.
03:06:59.000 I want a house.
03:07:00.000 I was looking at Arizona, actually.
03:07:03.000 Arizona's great.
03:07:03.000 Yeah, and I was looking around there, and it's close enough to...
03:07:06.000 I like Tucson.
03:07:08.000 You know, it's hot as fuck, but Prescott is interesting.
03:07:12.000 It's much cooler there, but it's like a retirement community from what I can tell.
03:07:16.000 What about Sedona?
03:07:17.000 A lot of hippies there?
03:07:18.000 A lot of hippies.
03:07:20.000 I'm going to start a cult.
03:07:21.000 Sedona's a spot for you.
03:07:23.000 Maybe.
03:07:23.000 Just start talking about channeling and energy.
03:07:25.000 I was thinking about Texas, you know, like everybody.
03:07:29.000 That's the problem.
03:07:30.000 Everybody's thinking about Texas.
03:07:32.000 Because they're wild and free.
03:07:34.000 For now, until everybody moves there and votes like a lib.
03:07:38.000 Exactly.
03:07:38.000 That's what they did in Nevada, you know.
03:07:41.000 Nevada's governor is a Democrat.
03:07:44.000 So you're thinking about Texas?
03:07:45.000 I thought about Texas.
03:07:46.000 Are you really going to go?
03:07:47.000 I'm going to go somewhere.
03:07:49.000 I don't know if the comedy store is going to exist.
03:07:50.000 Why?
03:07:51.000 Because it's been shut down for months and it might continue to be shut down.
03:07:55.000 We don't know when they're going to be able to have a live show again.
03:07:58.000 Yeah.
03:07:59.000 We don't know.
03:07:59.000 Yeah.
03:08:00.000 What if it's 2021?
03:08:01.000 What if it's somewhere around like April of next year?
03:08:05.000 Yeah.
03:08:05.000 I mean, if it's not making money, that spot would be very hard if you owned it not to just be like, all right, it's going to be a high rise.
03:08:12.000 Listen, this whole world right now, I'm saying listen like I know, but the whole world in a year from now is going to be unrecognizable.
03:08:21.000 The whole world.
03:08:21.000 This kind of a disruption of the economy is unprecedented.
03:08:25.000 We've never had it worldwide.
03:08:26.000 No one's ever had it.
03:08:27.000 It's not like things are just going to start back up again.
03:08:29.000 People that would work forever are starting from scratch.
03:08:32.000 This is what's so frustrating to people because politicians, for the most part, are not people that are successful business people.
03:08:40.000 They're politicians.
03:08:42.000 Yeah, especially the lifetimers.
03:08:44.000 And they're getting to dictate how professional businesses operate and run and what they need to stay open and what they need to stay alive.
03:08:52.000 And their solution to everything is we'll send them money.
03:08:55.000 But in the funds, did you see Pelosi's fund?
03:08:58.000 Yeah.
03:08:59.000 They put in a bunch of like...
03:09:03.000 Provisions for women who own cannabis businesses and shit.
03:09:06.000 It's like a social justice warrior's dream.
03:09:08.000 I feel like, again, I hate to be both sides, girl, but I think that's a bit of a grab bag for everybody.
03:09:18.000 Of course.
03:09:18.000 And that's how it always is.
03:09:19.000 With politicians, right?
03:09:20.000 Yeah, with the bailouts.
03:09:22.000 I'm so like, no bailouts.
03:09:24.000 Fuck all these people.
03:09:25.000 Especially the cruise ships.
03:09:27.000 Fuck you.
03:09:28.000 They're not even American.
03:09:29.000 I know!
03:09:30.000 They're not even supposed to be here.
03:09:31.000 Ugh.
03:09:32.000 I know.
03:09:32.000 It's outrageous.
03:09:33.000 That's where we put the homeless people.
03:09:34.000 Put them on the cruise ships.
03:09:37.000 We're talking about that because the amount of money that it cost a week, it's like $100 a week to be on a cruise ship.
03:09:44.000 That's less than $25 a day.
03:09:46.000 But that's where they all get it, I think.
03:09:48.000 Of course, but they'll be fine.
03:09:49.000 They'll be like prisoners.
03:09:51.000 Will they get it, but everybody's asymptomatic?
03:09:52.000 Every time the cruise ship stuff comes up, I think about Bill Burr's routine.
03:09:57.000 Oh, he has a routine on cruise ships?
03:09:58.000 Yeah, he does a whole thing about it.
03:09:59.000 That's how he's going to thin out the population if he's a dictator.
03:10:05.000 Which special is this on?
03:10:06.000 It's on...
03:10:07.000 The most recent one?
03:10:09.000 Walk Your Way Out, I think.
03:10:10.000 No, not the most recent one.
03:10:12.000 It's the one in between.
03:10:13.000 The Nashville one?
03:10:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:10:15.000 I'll have to watch that one.
03:10:16.000 That's the one I haven't seen.
03:10:17.000 It is so...
03:10:18.000 I saw the black and white one and I saw the Paper Tiger one.
03:10:21.000 It's excellent.
03:10:22.000 It's really good.
03:10:23.000 The black and white one's my favorite.
03:10:25.000 That's probably...
03:10:25.000 That's my favorite.
03:10:26.000 I don't know.
03:10:27.000 Paper Tiger's really good, too.
03:10:28.000 The new Paper Tiger one's very good.
03:10:30.000 I was listening to it.
03:10:31.000 I was watching it.
03:10:32.000 I don't know if I saw the whole thing.
03:10:34.000 And then one day I was in my room and my roommate was watching it and all I heard was screaming for like 25 minutes.
03:10:41.000 And I was like, what are you watching?
03:10:43.000 She's like, Bill Burr.
03:10:44.000 I was like, oh, wow.
03:10:45.000 He got angry this special.
03:10:47.000 I don't remember him being so mad.
03:10:50.000 I thought she was watching just something.
03:10:52.000 Was she screaming laughing?
03:10:54.000 No, he was screaming.
03:10:56.000 All I heard was screaming from the television.
03:10:58.000 I'm like, what are you watching?
03:11:00.000 Oh, I thought it was her.
03:11:01.000 She was screaming at him.
03:11:02.000 Yeah, it was funny.
03:11:03.000 It was really...
03:11:05.000 That's a good idea, though, but homeless people on the cruise ships would really solve the problem.
03:11:12.000 Because it costs, Jamie and I were talking about it with Tim Dillon, but it costs like $105 for a week.
03:11:18.000 Like, you can't eat for $105 for a week, right?
03:11:21.000 If you only got $100 a week for food, you'd be kind of fucked.
03:11:24.000 Like, goddammit.
03:11:25.000 You know, if you want to eat healthy, you'd have to go to McDonald's.
03:11:28.000 Like, that's, like, $10 a day is $70 for the week.
03:11:32.000 Imagine living on $10 a day for food.
03:11:34.000 You'd have to eat fast food.
03:11:36.000 Or really good food.
03:11:38.000 But even if you ate steak and fish.
03:11:40.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:11:41.000 That's more than $10 a day.
03:11:42.000 Yeah.
03:11:43.000 You know, if you're eating healthy.
03:11:44.000 Carnival Cruise.
03:11:45.000 Look at this.
03:11:46.000 Look at this.
03:11:46.000 $105.
03:11:47.000 I loved him.
03:11:49.000 Four nights.
03:11:50.000 Yeah.
03:11:50.000 Okay, that's not bad.
03:11:51.000 That's different.
03:11:52.000 Were we looking at a carnival one before?
03:11:54.000 Maybe we should do a stand-up show on a cruise.
03:12:00.000 Will they allow us on there?
03:12:03.000 Are they up and running?
03:12:05.000 They are up and running.
03:12:06.000 No, this is for September, it says.
03:12:08.000 But in September they are.
03:12:10.000 What if we take all of stand-up comedy to the cruise lines?
03:12:13.000 Why do that when you can go to Texas?
03:12:15.000 What are you going to do in Texas?
03:12:17.000 The comedy clubs are open.
03:12:18.000 Houston Comedy Club, Houston Improv's open.
03:12:21.000 Brad Callen's there next weekend.
03:12:23.000 Okay, okay.
03:12:24.000 He's there, yeah, like what is today's date?
03:12:26.000 I think Callen's there in two weeks.
03:12:28.000 All of that angsty energy for me has been going, I've just been pouring it into like my, it's basically me yelling in my garage.
03:12:37.000 My neighbors must think I'm insane.
03:12:40.000 In Dumpster Fire, but it's not the same.
03:12:43.000 You know, I have two...
03:12:44.000 My roommate, Samantha, and my cousin.
03:12:46.000 That's my audience.
03:12:47.000 And I just am like, ah!
03:12:49.000 Well, and then people...
03:12:52.000 Sold out.
03:12:53.000 Of course it sold out.
03:12:56.000 Bam!
03:12:57.000 I mean, this is the difference.
03:13:00.000 This is the thing that could make me...
03:13:04.000 Move.
03:13:05.000 What?
03:13:05.000 Stand up?
03:13:06.000 Being able to go do things.
03:13:08.000 Yes.
03:13:09.000 My friend in Austin, Adam Curry, he texted me.
03:13:12.000 He goes, I went to a restaurant.
03:13:14.000 It was like, wow.
03:13:16.000 He was telling me about it.
03:13:17.000 But he did it weeks ago.
03:13:19.000 Texas, it was like two weekends ago, he went to a restaurant.
03:13:22.000 Texas is, yeah.
03:13:24.000 There's a great book that I was reading.
03:13:26.000 It was all about the genius of the Texas Constitution and why no matter how many people from and I'm not exactly sure why.
03:13:32.000 So don't even ask me to explain it.
03:13:33.000 But I should find the book.
03:13:36.000 It's basically like their Constitution is so good.
03:13:40.000 You couldn't become California, even if everybody in California moved there.
03:13:45.000 Really?
03:13:46.000 I have to find this book.
03:13:47.000 It's interesting.
03:13:49.000 I'm just not that smart.
03:13:50.000 Well, they were a republic, right?
03:13:51.000 They were a unit that could actually secede from the union.
03:13:56.000 They weren't the same as a state.
03:13:58.000 They fucking might at this rate.
03:13:59.000 They might.
03:14:00.000 It might be worth it for them.
03:14:02.000 Who knows?
03:14:04.000 This...
03:14:04.000 This fucking thing is so weird.
03:14:07.000 Like, the world is a different place than it was in January.
03:14:10.000 January rolled around, you had one idea of the world, and here we are in May, and it's a different world.
03:14:16.000 That's never happened before.
03:14:18.000 Without some sort of a monstrous...
03:14:20.000 I mean, it has, I think.
03:14:22.000 ...terrestrial event or war.
03:14:24.000 Yeah.
03:14:24.000 Yeah.
03:14:25.000 Other than that, what's ever happened like this?
03:14:28.000 Where everybody got shut down financially?
03:14:30.000 Yeah, that's what's...
03:14:32.000 The positive side of things, I think, is that businesses will start again.
03:14:37.000 Hopefully people will get through this.
03:14:39.000 They'll be resilient.
03:14:40.000 I think people are.
03:14:41.000 And I think also people will understand that it can go away.
03:14:44.000 Right.
03:14:44.000 And so we'll be much more hesitant to give up the reins like we did this time.
03:14:50.000 I was out on Mother's Day and it was basically in Brentwood and it was like everyone was out.
03:14:56.000 There's traffic again.
03:14:57.000 Yeah, people are driving around.
03:14:58.000 They're not following the rules.
03:15:00.000 No, no, no.
03:15:00.000 But we'll be much more hesitant to give up the reins to this irresponsible government.
03:15:06.000 They didn't know what they were doing and they pretended they did.
03:15:08.000 And once they had an idea and they were implementing that idea, they refused to be flexible.
03:15:12.000 And they changed the goalposts.
03:15:14.000 Is Elon actually leaving?
03:15:16.000 He's thinking about leaving.
03:15:17.000 He doesn't know what to do.
03:15:18.000 Well, he opened up his plant.
03:15:19.000 He's like, fuck you, arrest me.
03:15:20.000 And they're like, oh, just kind of open up.
03:15:23.000 They're not doing shit about it.
03:15:24.000 That was like the cops on the beach.
03:15:26.000 They were like, please leave the beach.
03:15:28.000 And everyone was like, fuck you.
03:15:29.000 Elon Musk has a goddamn bullhorn, though.
03:15:31.000 And also, he's right.
03:15:32.000 He's talking about the statistical numbers.
03:15:35.000 This is not what you said it was going to be.
03:15:38.000 This is why everything shut down, because you were worried it was going to be far more fatal than it is.
03:15:42.000 It's not.
03:15:43.000 It's not that bad, regardless of treatments.
03:15:46.000 I mean, it's terrible for people who get it when their body goes bad, but it's not as big of a pandemic as we were all worried about.
03:15:53.000 As horrible as that sounds for anybody who lost anybody.
03:15:56.000 No, I mean, that's the thing, too.
03:15:58.000 I have friends who are nurses and on the front lines, and it's a very, you know, because we're not exposed to it, it's a very different experience.
03:16:05.000 It's almost like you live in two different worlds.
03:16:07.000 Two different worlds.
03:16:10.000 They're in a war.
03:16:10.000 Yeah, and they leave and we're all like, tra-la-la, why can't we open up?
03:16:15.000 Yeah, you're right.
03:16:16.000 And they're like, fuck you.
03:16:17.000 You're right.
03:16:18.000 You're right.
03:16:18.000 Good point.
03:16:19.000 And then there's people that are also in hospitals where they're being furloughed because they can't work because there's no one there and the hospitals are going bankrupt.
03:16:27.000 I know.
03:16:27.000 It's a clusterfuck.
03:16:29.000 It's a clusterfuck.
03:16:30.000 We have no solutions.
03:16:32.000 But we did talk shit for four hours.
03:16:34.000 Woo!
03:16:35.000 It was like three hours and 20 minutes, right?
03:16:37.000 Dude.
03:16:37.000 Marathon.
03:16:38.000 We just flow.
03:16:39.000 We do.
03:16:39.000 It was fun, though.
03:16:40.000 It was fun.
03:16:40.000 Thank you.
03:16:41.000 I'm glad.
03:16:41.000 I'm glad we got you in here, and we need to do this more often.
03:16:44.000 Well, sometimes I'm one of the only guests that can come now.
03:16:48.000 Yeah.
03:16:48.000 Well, there's...
03:16:49.000 People in California are still...
03:16:50.000 I think we're going to be able to...
03:16:52.000 We're going to be alright.
03:16:53.000 We're going to be okay, Bridget.
03:16:55.000 Dumpster fire.
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03:16:57.000 Your audience will like it.
03:16:59.000 They'll love it.
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03:17:07.000 B-R-I-D-G-E-T-P-H-E-T-A-S-Y. Always a pleasure, Bridget.
03:17:14.000 Thank you for having me.
03:17:15.000 So fun.
03:17:15.000 My pleasure.
03:17:16.000 Bye, everybody.