The Joe Rogan Experience - January 05, 2021


Joe Rogan Experience #1588 - Lawrence Wright


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours

Words per Minute

147.18826

Word Count

26,619

Sentence Count

2,194

Misogynist Sentences

33

Hate Speech Sentences

36


Summary

Joe Rogan is a writer, comedian, podcaster, and podcaster. In this episode, he talks about how he became a member of the Church of Scientology, why he joined, and why he thinks it's one of the most insane religions in the world. He also talks about why he didn't join until he was 21 years old, and what it was like growing up in the 80s and 90s as a child in a religious cult, and how he went on to become a self-proclaimed atheist and then a believer in the religion he grew up in. Joe Rogan Experience is a show about comedy, stand-up comedy, and the weirdest things you can do with your time and money. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe to our new show on Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your stuff. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and tell a friend about it! if you re a podcaster and/or a listener, please tell us what you think about it in the comments section below! We ll be looking out for new podcasters in the future episodes, and we'll get them on the next episode of the show! Thank you so much for all the support, love, and support, bye! Peace, Blessings, Cheers! Cheers. -Eugene & Rory - The Crew at The Joe Rogans Experience "J.R. "The J.R." - The J.J. Experience" - All Day and Night, All Day, by Night, By Day, By Night, by All Day All Day by Night by Day, All-Day, by Morning, by By Day by Day - All Day - by Night - by Morning by Day by Morning - by By Night by Night All Day By Day - By Day By Morning, By Morning by Night By Day - by Day by Morning by Night by Day and All Day "By Night, all Day by Evening by Day "All Day" by Night "By Day" by Evening, By Evening, by Day & Evening, All By Night - By Night By Day and Evening by Night's by Day is by Day's by Night? by Day/Night, by Evening's by Morning... by Day or Evening, Day's By Day... by Night... By Day/By Day,By Day's Day, Day By Night?


Transcript

00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:14.000 Well, first of all, pleasure to meet you.
00:00:16.000 I've enjoyed your work.
00:00:17.000 Thank you so much.
00:00:17.000 Tremendously.
00:00:18.000 I'm a gigantic fan of Going Clear in particular.
00:00:21.000 Oh, really?
00:00:22.000 Yeah, I read the book and watched the HBO documentary on it.
00:00:26.000 One of the most bonkers things in our culture today.
00:00:31.000 Amazing that Scientology is still a thing.
00:00:35.000 I passed by the Church of Scientology here just the other day.
00:00:38.000 I was like, huh.
00:00:39.000 Still works!
00:00:40.000 Yeah, they've just moved it.
00:00:43.000 When the documentary came out, some woman had just gone to see it at the movie theater, and it was on the drag, you know, on Guadalupe, across from the university.
00:00:56.000 And she drove her car through the plate glass windows of the Scientology building.
00:01:01.000 And she didn't stop there.
00:01:02.000 She drove around the lobby a little bit, knocking over bookshelves.
00:01:06.000 I had to issue a statement deploring violence in any form.
00:01:10.000 Was she a victim of it?
00:01:13.000 No, she had just seen the documentary and she was really worked up.
00:01:16.000 Wow.
00:01:17.000 That's a hype.
00:01:18.000 She might have some other issues.
00:01:19.000 Yeah, she might.
00:01:20.000 Yeah.
00:01:21.000 Maybe Scientology could have helped her.
00:01:23.000 Yeah, I could have been.
00:01:24.000 There might have been a course for that.
00:01:25.000 Well, it's a weird thing when you see so many people that are so successful that are Scientologists.
00:01:31.000 At least you used to see that.
00:01:32.000 I had a neighbor who was one of the nicest guys.
00:01:35.000 He was a great guy.
00:01:36.000 He was in my old neighborhood.
00:01:38.000 And he was a Scientologist.
00:01:39.000 And I found out in the most bizarre way.
00:01:42.000 Because there was a piece of land that was for sale.
00:01:46.000 And he was talking about this piece of land, about possibly purchasing it, but he was going to have to put it off because he needed $50,000 because his wife was going clear.
00:01:57.000 And it was like a scene in a movie where the record skips.
00:01:57.000 Right.
00:02:01.000 And I went, what?
00:02:03.000 Like, what are you doing?
00:02:04.000 And this was me of, you know, I was probably 28 at the time, 29. I was...
00:02:13.000 The podcast has radically changed the way I look at things because I've had a chance to educate myself and have all these conversations with brilliant people and just enough of these conversations where I have a different perspective.
00:02:26.000 But back then I really didn't know too much about Scientology other than I had bought a book From Dianetics Online, not online, rather, on television, late night TV in 1994. And they wouldn't stop sending me these pamphlets,
00:02:41.000 asking me to come to all these various meetings and this and that, and sending me all these things for programs they have, discounts.
00:02:50.000 I mean, I was...
00:02:51.000 In one way, I admired their hustle.
00:02:55.000 I was like, these guys don't stop.
00:02:57.000 They just kept sending this shit to my mailbox.
00:03:00.000 I thought it was a self-help book.
00:03:02.000 I had always been into Anthony Robbins and all these different...
00:03:06.000 I was into motivation.
00:03:08.000 What can I get that's going to help me work harder or succeed better?
00:03:14.000 You know, whatever.
00:03:15.000 So I saw this thing and it was like, wow, this seems very compelling.
00:03:19.000 And I knew that there was a bunch of famous people that were Scientologists, like Tom Cruise and all of them.
00:03:23.000 I was like, maybe this is legit.
00:03:26.000 And I was reading it and I was like, boy, this seems odd.
00:03:30.000 It seems off.
00:03:32.000 Without getting too much into it.
00:03:33.000 So when I talked to this guy who was my neighbor, I really didn't have a deep background in understanding it.
00:03:39.000 But that was the beginning of me like really getting into it.
00:03:43.000 Like talking to him and finding out like how much money he had to spend and what was it about.
00:03:48.000 And like what do they do for you?
00:03:50.000 And he was explaining how nothing would ever influence you again.
00:03:54.000 No negative influence.
00:03:55.000 That's what going clear meant.
00:03:56.000 That was probably one of the first times I had ever heard that expression.
00:04:00.000 The first time I ran into it was when I was in college, and my girlfriend and I were living in an apartment above this little storefront, and it was Scientology.
00:04:12.000 And I'd never heard of it before, and they showed me the e-meter and stuff like that, and I just thought it was interesting.
00:04:21.000 I wasn't put off by it.
00:04:24.000 I thought, maybe so.
00:04:26.000 I didn't pursue it.
00:04:28.000 How old were you at the time?
00:04:29.000 I was 21. I've always been interested in religions.
00:04:39.000 It's one of the themes, I guess, of my work and why people go into one religion, why they believe one thing rather than another.
00:04:49.000 Because in America, you can believe anything you want.
00:04:53.000 That's not true in a lot of countries, but in our country, there's a smorgasbord of religions you can choose from.
00:05:00.000 If you don't see something, you can make up your own.
00:05:04.000 It's a very fertile religious culture, which interests me.
00:05:11.000 As a reporter, I think about how people have strong political beliefs, and it doesn't affect their behavior at all.
00:05:22.000 You know a lot of people like that, I'm sure.
00:05:25.000 But if you have powerful religious beliefs, it determines your life.
00:05:30.000 And as journalists, we should pay more attention to that.
00:05:35.000 So I've always been intrigued by different religious manifestations and So Scientology was on my list.
00:05:44.000 I had wanted to write about it.
00:05:47.000 And because they're, you know, they're always scaring everybody with, you know, legal threats or, you know, shakedowns and stuff like that.
00:05:56.000 Do they still do that or have they kind of backed off from that?
00:05:59.000 Oh, the people that, some of my sources for that, you know, they hounded them mercilessly.
00:06:04.000 And, you know, they hire private investigators.
00:06:08.000 They're not The job that private investigators are doing is not so much to sneak up on your, you know, go through your trash, although they do that, it's to intimidate you.
00:06:22.000 And, you know, they had somebody following me around for a while, mainly to my public events, you know, when I was making speeches.
00:06:31.000 I'm in a band, and he came to one of my gigs.
00:06:34.000 LAUGHTER What kind of band are you in?
00:06:37.000 It's a blues band.
00:06:39.000 We play Texas, Louisiana music.
00:06:43.000 We used to back before the pandemic.
00:06:47.000 We had a regular gig at the Skylark Lounge in East Austin.
00:06:53.000 Well, I want to come see you when everything comes back.
00:06:55.000 Oh, you'll be invited.
00:06:57.000 We're going to be really rusty.
00:06:59.000 We need a lot of rehearsal now.
00:07:01.000 That's to be expected.
00:07:04.000 So, you got really fascinated by religions, and what made you focus on Scientology?
00:07:13.000 I mean, there's a lot of crazy religions out there.
00:07:15.000 One of the weirdest ones about Scientology is we know who made it, right?
00:07:18.000 It's like him and Joseph Smith.
00:07:20.000 Those are the Mormons and Scientology, the only ones where we know who the creator is.
00:07:26.000 And the Scientology one is particularly weird, because he was a science fiction author.
00:07:31.000 It's like, that didn't raise any red flags to people?
00:07:35.000 Well, you know, you mentioned Mormons in the same breath, and I think that's apt.
00:07:40.000 You know, they were the most stigmatized religion in the 19th century.
00:07:46.000 You know, Mark Twain hated them.
00:07:50.000 Zane Grey wrote a book.
00:07:52.000 A novel about how wicked they were.
00:07:55.000 They were hounded from one state to another.
00:07:58.000 And Scientology is kind of the modern equivalent of that.
00:08:01.000 And one of the reasons I wanted to write about it is you have these famous and sometimes wealthy people, as you point out, affiliating with this organization There must be a kind of public relations martyrdom for them.
00:08:17.000 I mean, you can admire Tom Cruise or John Travolta for their acting, but you also think, are they a little nuts?
00:08:26.000 You know, is there something going on with them that they need this religion?
00:08:30.000 So why do they affiliate?
00:08:32.000 Why do they lend their Celebrity and their standing to such a stigmatized religion.
00:08:40.000 That was one of the reasons I wanted to write about it.
00:08:43.000 Well, they must get some benefit out of it.
00:08:45.000 And they do.
00:08:47.000 I think especially at the lower levels, they offer courses.
00:08:51.000 Like Jerry Seinfeld was in for a while.
00:08:54.000 I don't think he was ever in.
00:08:55.000 I think he was interested in it and he was studying it.
00:08:57.000 He took some courses.
00:08:59.000 But he was never committed as a Scientologist.
00:09:02.000 What is a Scientologist?
00:09:04.000 I mean, once you're going to the Celebrity Center and you're taking courses, you know, I say you're a Scientologist.
00:09:10.000 If you go fishing once, are you a fisherman?
00:09:13.000 Yeah, that case.
00:09:15.000 Aren't you?
00:09:17.000 It's a good question.
00:09:18.000 I'm testing the water.
00:09:19.000 I've played basketball a couple times.
00:09:21.000 I'm hardly a basketball player.
00:09:22.000 It's a little different.
00:09:24.000 Is it?
00:09:25.000 I mean, I guess it is.
00:09:25.000 But I mean, I feel like taking courses in things doesn't make you— Well, Leonard Cohen did as well.
00:09:30.000 Sure.
00:09:30.000 And Rock Hudson.
00:09:31.000 I mean, there were—a lot of people were drawn to it.
00:09:35.000 And I think, you know, part of it is Scientology set itself up as a religion for celebrities.
00:09:46.000 It deliberately targeted people like that.
00:09:50.000 For instance, if you go to Hollywood and you look at prominent actors and so on, they tend not to be Southern Baptists.
00:10:00.000 It's not designed for them.
00:10:04.000 They may come from a Southern Baptist background, but if they move to Hollywood and they're looking for a group of spiritual seekers like themselves, And they want to affiliate with people like them.
00:10:18.000 Scientology says, here we are.
00:10:20.000 And we have the Celebrity Center, where people like you can come and you can hang around with other famous people.
00:10:26.000 I think they offer a certain amount of protection.
00:10:28.000 I think there's something there for that.
00:10:31.000 And there's also, I think, there's a structure.
00:10:35.000 That exists, and I think there's a lot of people that, especially in such a volatile, sort of, it's an uncertain world, the world of acting in particular.
00:10:48.000 It's such a crazy world.
00:10:49.000 I mean, I always said, if you want a formula, like, why is LA the way it is?
00:10:54.000 Well, just stop and think about what it is.
00:10:56.000 You have a bunch of people that move there from somewhere else because they want fame, right?
00:11:02.000 And then you make them audition, which is the weirdest thing.
00:11:06.000 You go into an unnatural environment, usually a conference room.
00:11:10.000 There's a bunch of people sitting around judging you, and you want them to like you enough to pick you to do this thing.
00:11:17.000 So you can't In any way, buck trends.
00:11:21.000 You have to be uber polite.
00:11:24.000 Whatever the ideology is that's accepted, the general vibe of Hollywood, you must confirm to that.
00:11:31.000 You must conform to that, rather.
00:11:33.000 They don't even have opinions.
00:11:36.000 They have this conglomeration of opinions they've adopted in order to be let in to this tribe.
00:11:41.000 And then you hope that they pick you.
00:11:44.000 And so you have these incredibly insecure people who want acceptance and love, and then you make them beg for it.
00:11:50.000 They're essentially going there and hoping that these people will like them.
00:11:55.000 And that's where you get the abuse, like the Harvey Weinsteins of the world and these type of people.
00:12:00.000 It's like they're preying on this need to be accepted and brought into this group in order to work, to be able to work.
00:12:09.000 You have to play this fucked up game.
00:12:11.000 And so if something comes along, like Scientology, that gives you structure, and gives you family, and gives you, like, we are, for you, we're going to help you become clear, we're going to bring you to the next level, you know, you're a success, it gives you something where you feel like,
00:12:27.000 like, have you ever done martial arts?
00:12:29.000 I did judo when I was in high school.
00:12:31.000 One of the beautiful things about martial arts is the belt system.
00:12:34.000 Yeah.
00:12:34.000 Because when you're a white belt and all of a sudden they tie that blue belt on your waist, you're like, wow, I am making progress.
00:12:40.000 This is really happening.
00:12:41.000 And you feel fantastic.
00:12:43.000 Whereas if you went to a martial art, like I did kickboxing for a while, there's no belts.
00:12:48.000 And it just feels weird.
00:12:49.000 You don't know where you are.
00:12:51.000 Where am I? Because of that, some kickboxing systems, even Muay Thai, some weird systems have developed their own belt structure, which is weird.
00:13:02.000 The system, they've just sort of added to the existing martial art that didn't have a belt structure.
00:13:07.000 But it's to give people this sense of progress.
00:13:11.000 Give people scaffolding.
00:13:13.000 Give people structure.
00:13:14.000 Give people this thing where you feel like something is happening for me.
00:13:18.000 And I think that's one of the things that Scientology does really well for these fucked up people.
00:13:22.000 Absolutely.
00:13:22.000 And you know, the other thing, you mentioned the word community.
00:13:26.000 When I started writing about different religious groups, I am asking about beliefs.
00:13:34.000 I noticed that people would always say, well, we believe this or that.
00:13:39.000 And finally I began to focus on the we rather than the belief.
00:13:44.000 Because Scientology has bizarre beliefs, as does Mormonism.
00:13:52.000 They're out of the mainstream, for sure.
00:13:55.000 But especially I can speak about the Mormons.
00:13:58.000 I also wrote about them.
00:14:00.000 It's a beautiful community.
00:14:02.000 Yeah.
00:14:03.000 Nicest people.
00:14:04.000 Yeah, and Amish, for instance, I wrote about them.
00:14:06.000 You know, they're a lot like Scientology in some ways because they have the same policy of disconnection.
00:14:13.000 You know, we lived up in central Pennsylvania in this little Amish community called Keshikokuelas Valley or Big Valley.
00:14:23.000 And it's famous among anthropologists because they're so schismatic, and they define their community by the color of their buggies.
00:14:33.000 What is schismatic?
00:14:34.000 That means they break off, fraction off.
00:14:34.000 I don't know what that means.
00:14:36.000 So, you know, here's a church, and one part of the church doesn't agree with the other part, so they break off and start another church.
00:14:42.000 Oh, man.
00:14:43.000 So in this little community, they have the white buggies, the black buggies, and the yellow buggies, and they all have a different set of...
00:14:50.000 It's not a different set of beliefs.
00:14:52.000 They have a different set of practices.
00:14:56.000 You know, like the white buggies are the most...
00:14:59.000 They're called the old order.
00:15:01.000 They don't have...
00:15:04.000 They don't have eaves on their buildings.
00:15:08.000 They don't use electrical power at all, and they're very rigid about that.
00:15:13.000 No pictures on the walls and so on.
00:15:17.000 Whereas if you go up the grade, when you finally graduate out of the Amish, you get into the Mennonite community, then they'll...
00:15:24.000 Start driving cars.
00:15:26.000 But the most progressive Amish would use tractors only for tractor power.
00:15:31.000 They wouldn't use them in the fields, but they'd use them to help load the hay in the barn.
00:15:36.000 But if you're a yellow buggy, and your daughter marries a white buggy, You'll never speak to her again, and you're living in the same community.
00:15:47.000 And that's not any different from Scientology.
00:15:51.000 But the reason they do that is to enforce the boundaries of their community.
00:15:57.000 And I think another significant part of this We look at Scientology and Mormonism and you might laugh at the theological construct that their religion is built upon.
00:16:18.000 I think the crazier it sounds, then you have to crawl over this huge wall of doubt and misgivings to accept that Xenu, this ruler of 75 million years ago,
00:16:35.000 sent a bunch of thetans to the earth and what looked like DC-8s and dropped them into volcanoes where they were exploded by a hydrogen bomb and their spirits were caught by a net and then they were set in front of a 3D movie theater.
00:16:49.000 It takes a lot to swallow that, right?
00:16:52.000 But if you do, at least if you say you do, you go over the wall and you go join a community that's very supportive.
00:17:02.000 And you have to say, if somebody, do you really believe that shit?
00:17:07.000 Oh yes, we believe this.
00:17:09.000 You're reinforcing your affiliation with the community.
00:17:12.000 And I think people have a hunger, especially in our time, for strong communities.
00:17:19.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:17:20.000 I mean, we also like questions to be answered, even if those answers don't make sense.
00:17:25.000 Because it removes this bizarre...
00:17:30.000 Like, there's an existential angst to just being alive.
00:17:36.000 Just being on a planet that's hurling through the universe...
00:17:42.000 Above us is stars and space and there's so many questions and we have a finite lifespan.
00:17:48.000 If you really start thinking about it, you can kind of freak out.
00:17:53.000 And if it's really open-ended, if you really don't know what life is, if we really were single-celled organisms that became multi-celled organisms and we used to be a shrew and a shrew evolved and eventually became a human being and We don't even know exactly how all these steps happened,
00:18:09.000 and here we are today, and you don't know where it's going, and is humanity even going to make it?
00:18:15.000 You're not going to make it.
00:18:15.000 No matter what humanity, if humanity dies off, you have a finite lifespan.
00:18:20.000 If you're lucky, you live to be 100. And all those questions are so confusing and scary and If someone comes along and says, we have all the answers, put your mind at ease, we have Xenu.
00:18:32.000 And Xenu has created you and you got dropped off in a volcano and you're here today.
00:18:36.000 And all you have to do is follow these steps and you will be free of all the confusion and all the emotional stress and the chaos that this life has.
00:18:47.000 You don't need psychiatric medication.
00:18:50.000 You don't need anything.
00:18:51.000 You need us.
00:18:52.000 And also they offer the prospect of eternal life.
00:18:56.000 Because the idea is that...
00:19:00.000 You are not Joe Rogan.
00:19:03.000 You are a Thetan.
00:19:05.000 And you are an eternal being.
00:19:07.000 And you incarnate in different bodies, you know, repeatedly.
00:19:11.000 And so they will help you discover your past lives.
00:19:15.000 And they'll also help you, you know, save civilization.
00:19:19.000 So you have a noble purpose.
00:19:21.000 And you have the assurance that if you die...
00:19:24.000 You'll keep going.
00:19:26.000 And that's good news.
00:19:28.000 So there's a reluctance to part with the good news that a lot of religions have to offer.
00:19:36.000 I had this conversation recently with a friend where we were talking about living forever.
00:19:40.000 And they were like, I wouldn't want to live forever.
00:19:42.000 I was like, but do you want to die now?
00:19:44.000 And they're like, no.
00:19:45.000 And I said, well, do you enjoy life?
00:19:47.000 Yes.
00:19:48.000 I enjoy life.
00:19:49.000 I'm having a great time.
00:19:50.000 Why would you want it to end?
00:19:52.000 If you found out that life right now, like Lawrence Wright, Jamie Vernon, and I sitting here having a conversation, that this is life.
00:20:01.000 And this just keeps going.
00:20:03.000 It keeps going forever.
00:20:04.000 You meet new people, you go to dinner, you go to see a concert one day when the COVID's up, but it just keeps going.
00:20:10.000 Would you be okay with that?
00:20:11.000 Or do you need an end?
00:20:13.000 Well, actually, Joe, I started a group called the Immortality Working Group, because I'm on the side of living as long as possible.
00:20:23.000 Now, I don't want to be decrepit.
00:20:25.000 There are things about the possibilities of the end that are pretty awful, and I don't want to endure them.
00:20:35.000 Yeah.
00:20:36.000 But, you know, one of my associates in my now aging group of immortalists, is that a word?
00:20:46.000 It is now.
00:20:48.000 He teaches psychology at the University of Texas, and he starts his class by saying, I'm pretty sure that at least one student in this room will never die.
00:20:58.000 Whoa.
00:20:58.000 Because he's, you know, on top of a lot of the research that, you know, there are creatures, you know, they tend to be like seaweed and stuff like that, that are, you know, well, cancer, you know, is immortal.
00:21:11.000 You know, life can be immortal, but in the current construction that we have with our bodies, we're not.
00:21:20.000 On the other hand, in the 20th century, we extended the lifespan of human beings by 30 years.
00:21:26.000 So that's a significant contribution.
00:21:30.000 So there are a lot of things on the horizon.
00:21:34.000 I'm afraid that, for me, it's a little over the horizon.
00:21:37.000 You think you missed the cut?
00:21:40.000 I'm hoping my children are able to, and my grandchildren now, are able to, but I'd like to be among them.
00:21:49.000 The real question is, what are you missing out on if you don't die?
00:21:55.000 If you're a religious person, you think there's something at the end of the line.
00:21:59.000 But even if you're a quote-unquote spiritual person or someone who's maybe plunged into some psychedelic waters upon occasion, you recognize that there might be some things that we don't totally understand about this life that we're living in.
00:22:12.000 Maybe there is something that all of these cultures for...
00:22:18.000 Untold thousands of years have been speculating about a soul, a thing.
00:22:23.000 It's not just your physical tissue and your eyes' ability to see what's in front of you and your ears' ability to hear things, but there's a something inside of you.
00:22:33.000 Have you ever seen a dead body?
00:22:35.000 It's the weirdest thing.
00:22:36.000 They feel like they're empty.
00:22:37.000 They feel like empty vessels when you see a dead body.
00:22:40.000 It doesn't just seem like the person's not moving.
00:22:42.000 It's like whatever was in them is not there anymore.
00:22:44.000 Now, is that a perception?
00:22:45.000 Is that something you think of because you know the person's not going to move and you know they're gone?
00:22:51.000 Or is there a thing inside of a person?
00:22:54.000 Is there a thing that creates whatever consciousness is, whatever your embodiment is?
00:23:03.000 Is there a soul?
00:23:04.000 We don't know.
00:23:06.000 It sounds crazy, but life is crazy.
00:23:09.000 Well, I've been assaulted with a lot of mortal thoughts recently.
00:23:18.000 Sometimes in the morning when I'm just on the edge of waking, We tend to, you know, still be accessible when you wake up in the morning.
00:23:29.000 And the other morning I had a vision of both of my parents in their caskets.
00:23:34.000 And, you know, I agree that there is a sense that, you know, this is an empty vessel.
00:23:40.000 And, you know, where is the life force that was once my mother and my father?
00:23:45.000 I don't know.
00:23:48.000 But if you're weighing the prospect of heaven, you know, or some assemblage of souls in, you know, the cloudy ether somewhere,
00:24:03.000 versus the actual pleasure of life itself, when it is pleasurable, I mean, you know, As a reporter, I can't help but have experienced many people's misfortune.
00:24:20.000 And, you know, there are a lot of lives that I would not want to have spent.
00:24:25.000 But, you know, I cling to the joy of being alive and, you know, the love of my family and my, you know, my work.
00:24:34.000 You know, those things are incredibly rewarding to me, and I don't want to leave it.
00:24:38.000 So, you know, that's why I'm still looking for the pill or whatever that will keep it going.
00:24:48.000 Yeah, I've had many life extension experts on the podcast.
00:24:52.000 You know, guys like David Sinclair and Aubrey de Grey and a few others.
00:24:57.000 Those are the top guys.
00:24:58.000 Yeah, and it's an interesting prospect.
00:25:02.000 You know, the idea of living for...
00:25:04.000 But I really do wonder if one day you get...
00:25:07.000 Like if a movie's amazing for three hours, does it suck when it hits seven?
00:25:10.000 You know?
00:25:11.000 Well, how long would you like to live?
00:25:14.000 I've never thought about it.
00:25:15.000 Well, you know, narrow the range.
00:25:17.000 You know, a hundred years, a thousand years, two hundred and fifty, a million?
00:25:21.000 I don't think I've ever put a number on it.
00:25:23.000 I think I enjoy being alive.
00:25:26.000 I really do.
00:25:27.000 I'm just going to keep going.
00:25:29.000 I'm not going to think about a number because those numbers seem like I'm 53 years old.
00:25:34.000 That seems bizarre to me.
00:25:36.000 When I was a child, I thought of a 53-year-old man as being a fucking dead man.
00:25:41.000 He's a dead man walking.
00:25:42.000 He's not going to make it.
00:25:43.000 53, oh my god, you're so old.
00:25:45.000 You can't do anything.
00:25:46.000 But I can do a lot of things at 53. So I think my perception of what 53 is is based on what I thought of it when I was a child, not based on the reality of it.
00:26:02.000 Right.
00:26:15.000 That's about it.
00:26:16.000 But other than that, if it comes to a point where there's a real health crisis, where my body starts really failing, then I'm sure I'm going to have to confront my mortality in a much more direct way.
00:26:28.000 But the way I look at it now, it's like, I like life.
00:26:31.000 I'm enjoying what I'm doing.
00:26:33.000 And you were talking about, with your life, you're a very fortunate person.
00:26:36.000 You do a thing that you love doing.
00:26:38.000 And that, I think, is if there's a key to life other than loved ones and family and surrounding yourself with nice people and really realizing that, oh, you can really enjoy your time if you're around other people that are enjoying their time as well.
00:26:55.000 And friendly, compassionate people.
00:26:58.000 We're just very nice people.
00:27:02.000 That's a better world.
00:27:04.000 It's a better life.
00:27:05.000 Some people don't have that option.
00:27:06.000 They've never had that option.
00:27:07.000 They've been fucked from the go.
00:27:09.000 From the jump, they've grew up in a terrible environment with terrible people.
00:27:14.000 And they've just encountered violence and crime and hardship.
00:27:18.000 And they really haven't met a lot of very generous, warm, friendly people.
00:27:23.000 They haven't had the opportunity to experience humanity at its best.
00:27:27.000 And unfortunately, when over and over again you've been punished by circumstance, people get hardened.
00:27:33.000 And so their view of life is very different than your view of life or my view of life.
00:27:37.000 They haven't been fortunate.
00:27:41.000 Well, I'm 20 years older than you, and so those questions are more acute.
00:27:48.000 And sometimes, like when I'm filling out a form, you know, when you come to the year and they have this drop-down menu, it's like I'm flying past decades and, you know, revolutions, presidential assassinations,
00:28:04.000 wars, you know, and I finally come to my birth date, which is...
00:28:09.000 One third of the entire history of the United States.
00:28:15.000 Maybe it's a fourth.
00:28:17.000 No, it's between a third and a fourth.
00:28:20.000 That's a long time.
00:28:21.000 That's a crazy thing to think of, isn't it?
00:28:23.000 Yeah.
00:28:24.000 A lot of my high school classmates have passed on.
00:28:29.000 That kind of stuff happens with annoying regularity.
00:28:35.000 But I think about these things a great deal.
00:28:41.000 I do feel like You know, the Woody Allen line, when someone said, you know, but you will live on in your work, and he said, no, I want to live on in my apartment.
00:28:54.000 I like having some kind of legacy with my family and with my work.
00:29:02.000 But, you know, it's not given to us, apparently, to understand what else there might be, if there's anything.
00:29:11.000 Well, that's why religion is so attractive, right?
00:29:13.000 Because someone comes along and answers.
00:29:14.000 Although not all religion, like Judaism, doesn't place much of an interest in an afterlife.
00:29:19.000 And I think that's one of the reasons there's a strong sense of civic commitment.
00:29:24.000 A lot of philanthropy among Jews is, you know, cities and our culture is so enriched by that kind of philanthropy.
00:29:33.000 I think it's driven by the absence of an afterlife as a part of their purpose.
00:29:37.000 Their consideration.
00:29:39.000 Also, an incredibly strong community.
00:29:41.000 And it's difficult to get in.
00:29:41.000 Yeah.
00:29:43.000 I mean, they're not proselytizing.
00:29:45.000 Right.
00:29:45.000 Like, you have to go through a lot.
00:29:47.000 I have an uncle that converted to Judaism when I was a child, and it was one of the first times that I ever really questioned religion.
00:29:55.000 I had gone to—two things got me.
00:29:57.000 One was that, my uncle converting, because I didn't know what Judaism was.
00:30:02.000 I was like, wait a minute, there's another religion?
00:30:05.000 I remember being like six years old when this was going on.
00:30:08.000 And the other thing was going to Catholic school.
00:30:10.000 I did one year in Catholic school, and that cured me more than anything.
00:30:14.000 I was like, there's no fucking way these ladies are talking to God.
00:30:16.000 If there's a God out there, there's no way he wants these crazy bitches running the show.
00:30:22.000 Like, this is mad.
00:30:23.000 These are angry, crazy people.
00:30:25.000 They're sadists.
00:30:26.000 Yeah.
00:30:27.000 We're going to torture little kids and scream at you and tell you're going to sit on a nail in the closet.
00:30:30.000 You're going to stay here.
00:30:31.000 You're never going home.
00:30:32.000 And like, woo!
00:30:34.000 And my parents got divorced when I was very young.
00:30:37.000 They split up when I was about five years old.
00:30:39.000 So that made me very religious because I felt like I needed something to like some stability.
00:30:44.000 And that stability when I was a small child was God.
00:30:47.000 And so it was the Catholic Church.
00:30:49.000 It was Catholicism.
00:30:51.000 And then going to Catholic school, I was actually excited about it.
00:30:53.000 But then when my uncle was converting, I remember thinking, well, what do they believe?
00:30:58.000 Well, is he going to go to heaven?
00:31:00.000 Like, is he still in?
00:31:01.000 Is he still a part of the team?
00:31:03.000 Like, what happens now?
00:31:04.000 Like, this is bizarre.
00:31:05.000 He just opted out.
00:31:06.000 Yeah, well, he went to their...
00:31:08.000 Well, did they have...
00:31:10.000 Their version of the afterlife is very different than ours.
00:31:12.000 It's just not pronounced.
00:31:16.000 I was very pious in my teenage years, so I was a little late blooming.
00:31:24.000 What started that for you?
00:31:25.000 I think there was an organization still around called Young Life, and it's sort of It's a Protestant, mainly,
00:31:41.000 organization that recruits teenagers in high school.
00:31:45.000 And for me, it was a way of finding social acceptance.
00:31:50.000 I was not much of an athlete.
00:31:51.000 I was not popular.
00:31:54.000 But you could get into this organization.
00:31:56.000 And the way you advance in a religious organization is through piety.
00:32:01.000 And I think that's what's really dangerous about religion.
00:32:05.000 It's one thing to associate in the community and enjoy the fellowship of other people that are searchers or part of that environment.
00:32:18.000 But if you want to get ahead, You believe it more strongly than the next person.
00:32:25.000 And that allows you to advance up the ranks.
00:32:28.000 And when that happens, when those pious people get control, then the rules start to harden.
00:32:36.000 And that's what I think...
00:32:39.000 Scientology is a great example of that.
00:32:42.000 But so many religions are exactly the same way.
00:32:45.000 And they start enforcing, you know, they become doctrinaire.
00:32:50.000 And doctrinaire, being doctrinaire is their power.
00:32:53.000 That's where they get their, you know, People are afraid of them.
00:32:58.000 They're afraid to contradict them because, you know, they have the Bible on their hand or they have the Word of the Lord, you know, or, you know, it could be, you know, you could talk in tongues or something like that.
00:33:09.000 Well, you must be really spiritual.
00:33:11.000 You're deeply into it.
00:33:13.000 You know, whatever religion there is, there's always a route to power.
00:33:17.000 And I think that's where they often go off the tracks.
00:33:22.000 Yeah, the levels, right?
00:33:25.000 Like showing someone that you're more pious and that you can almost compete to get to the top.
00:33:32.000 Like there's a ladder to climb.
00:33:35.000 Yeah.
00:33:36.000 And, you know, Scientology had the brilliant idea of ritualizing that and monetizing it.
00:33:42.000 So, you know, each of these steps that you take on the bridge to total freedom, as they call it, And you pay very dearly for it, but they're all a notch in your belt.
00:33:53.000 And, you know, the higher you go, the more you're valued.
00:33:58.000 It's so strange that it doesn't occur to them that it was created by a science fiction author who wrote terrible books.
00:34:06.000 It may not be true still, but He had the Guinness Book of World Records for the number of titles published.
00:34:14.000 More than a thousand.
00:34:16.000 Many more.
00:34:17.000 Never had a second draft.
00:34:19.000 You know, he used to type on butcher paper, on rolls.
00:34:25.000 He had an IBM electric typewriter, one of the earliest ones, and he would sit back and close his eyes and start typing.
00:34:34.000 And the roll would just go through.
00:34:37.000 And then when he was done, he'd rip it off and then roll in another sheet and start the next story.
00:34:41.000 So he didn't look at what he was typing?
00:34:45.000 I don't know.
00:34:46.000 I mean, you know, the legend is a lot of it is, I think, automatic writing.
00:34:51.000 And it reads like that.
00:34:53.000 You know, he would tell a story.
00:34:56.000 Yeah, well you're being very charitable because automatic writing could be interesting.
00:35:01.000 It could be.
00:35:02.000 He wrote it was nonsense.
00:35:03.000 He wrote a lot of really bad fiction.
00:35:08.000 There's no question about it.
00:35:10.000 Horrible.
00:35:11.000 But there's one thing I find very interesting about his writings and his, I guess, theology and I'm not sure what the right word is for the organization of the church and so on and the organization of his psychology.
00:35:27.000 The whole thing about the Thetans and so on.
00:35:31.000 As I said, thousands of books.
00:35:34.000 How many million pages?
00:35:36.000 No telling how many.
00:35:38.000 There's this uncanny consistency to it.
00:35:41.000 There's a unified vision.
00:35:43.000 And I think that if you want to go in and start picking it, what he said that was wrong, It's pretty much armored against that.
00:35:54.000 Whatever lunacy was driving his mind, it made sense to him.
00:36:01.000 I think that Scientology really is just a journey into the mind of L. Ron Hubbard.
00:36:08.000 He was very much self-medicating in a lot of ways, right?
00:36:12.000 Yeah, early on when he got out of the service, and that's where he really went into Dianetics, the whole idea that he cured himself of being blind and lame,
00:36:28.000 when actually he had conjunctivitis.
00:36:32.000 He wasn't lame at all, but he checked himself into a naval hospital and he claimed that they told him he was a hopeless case.
00:36:41.000 And he cured himself with these maxims that became Dianetics.
00:36:49.000 All of that You know, Dianetics is full of what he says, studies show this.
00:36:59.000 There aren't any studies, but they're all things that he imagined, you know, sitting in that naval hospital.
00:37:06.000 And it comes up with this scheme of self-help.
00:37:11.000 Which is really a way of him trying to treat himself.
00:37:14.000 He had asked for the VA for psychiatric counseling and they never responded.
00:37:19.000 So he sort of was treating himself.
00:37:22.000 And I compare it to a shaman, like in an Indian society.
00:37:29.000 Where, you know, schizophrenics are often the shamans, and they're the people that go out, you know, both actually physically go out on spirit quests, but also, you know, they go into hallucinations and they come back and they try to heal their community.
00:37:47.000 And I think basically that's what Hubbard was up to.
00:37:53.000 I know I'm giving him more credit than you think he deserves.
00:37:57.000 But I think he should be seen.
00:37:57.000 No.
00:37:58.000 No, I think you're very accurate in that way.
00:38:00.000 I mean, I think there's also some deception and there's also some fuckery going on.
00:38:05.000 Oh, yeah.
00:38:05.000 But he believes that's all in the service of the great message that he's trying to deliver.
00:38:10.000 Maybe.
00:38:11.000 Maybe.
00:38:11.000 It's hard to say, right?
00:38:12.000 Yeah.
00:38:13.000 Hard to say what he really meant and thought.
00:38:15.000 But clearly, he also recognized it.
00:38:17.000 I mean, there was one of the great quotes from him about if you really want to make money.
00:38:22.000 Religion.
00:38:23.000 Yeah.
00:38:23.000 That's where the money is.
00:38:24.000 Yeah, I mean, he kind of knew.
00:38:25.000 So it wasn't like he was structuring it in this way where you can go from tier to tier and pay.
00:38:32.000 And like I said about my neighbor, whose wife was going clear, it was $50,000 she was going to have to pay.
00:38:37.000 I mean, he was a carpenter.
00:38:39.000 He wasn't making that much money.
00:38:41.000 Yeah, if you want to go up the whole rank, you know, you can think about millions.
00:38:49.000 I wonder if he still lives there.
00:38:50.000 I'd like to go visit him and just see if he's still a part of it.
00:38:54.000 Well, you can ask the church.
00:38:55.000 They'll tell you where he is.
00:38:58.000 But it's just...
00:39:00.000 It's weird because, like, for him, it was providing some stability.
00:39:05.000 It was doing something for him, at least the way he's...
00:39:08.000 I didn't know him that well.
00:39:10.000 I just knew him enough to have conversations with him or running into each other outside the house.
00:39:14.000 But he seemed like a real nice guy.
00:39:17.000 And it was giving him some sort of structure.
00:39:20.000 Something about it.
00:39:22.000 But, you know, I almost want to sit down with him and make him watch Battlefield Earth.
00:39:26.000 Oh, God.
00:39:27.000 Nobody can watch that.
00:39:28.000 Yeah.
00:39:29.000 I've watched it like five times!
00:39:31.000 Yeah, I love it.
00:39:31.000 No, really.
00:39:32.000 I get high and watch it.
00:39:33.000 It's fucking hilarious.
00:39:34.000 I suppose there's one way of trying to approach it.
00:39:37.000 Yeah, it's like the science fiction version of Showgirls.
00:39:40.000 Like, there's movies that you watch just because they suck.
00:39:42.000 Yeah.
00:39:43.000 Like, you just want to watch them just because they're so preposterous.
00:39:47.000 That movie is one of the most preposterous movies of all time.
00:39:50.000 Yeah, it's horrible.
00:39:51.000 And it's better than the novel.
00:39:53.000 Is it really?
00:39:54.000 Yeah.
00:39:56.000 I've read some of his stuff, and it reads like a 10-year-old writing a story without anyone going, well, Billy, maybe we should edit this down a little.
00:40:08.000 Let's try to consolidate some of these ideas, and maybe there's a better way to phrase this.
00:40:13.000 It's just one draft.
00:40:15.000 Yeah.
00:40:16.000 No, he just flies through it.
00:40:19.000 You know, when I was working on that story for The New Yorker, which is where it started, I think many things you can trace back to his experience in the war.
00:40:34.000 He had this longing to be a hero, and he wasn't.
00:40:42.000 At some point he was in a sub-chaser.
00:40:45.000 He was captaining a sub-chaser off the coast of California and he took it out and one thing, he did artillery practice against these islands off of Mexico.
00:40:56.000 So he was shelling Mexico, which was a hostile action.
00:41:02.000 But he thought that he had come upon a Japanese submarine and chased around dropping depth charges everywhere and it turns out sunken limbs or something like that.
00:41:13.000 So he had essentially a disgraceful experience in the service.
00:41:19.000 But when he got out, he posed as having been a spy, that he was on the first...
00:41:31.000 The first ship to be sunk in the Pacific and he escaped to some desert island and all this sort of thing.
00:41:38.000 Of course, we got his records and almost every single day of his career in the service is marked by some sort of report.
00:41:48.000 So we could find exactly where he was, what he did.
00:41:54.000 But the church insisted that he really was a hero and that they gave me a...
00:42:02.000 I've forgotten the form, but when you're discharged, there's a form that gives you assignments and stuff like that.
00:42:11.000 And he had all these glorious assignments.
00:42:14.000 Then they showed me a picture of all the medals he'd won.
00:42:19.000 Well, that's interesting.
00:42:21.000 And so we got through the records from St. Louis where they're kept, you know, and a huge box of stuff.
00:42:29.000 And I went through and I found the actual discharge thing, which Didn't bear any resemblance to the one the church gave me.
00:42:39.000 And then I looked at the medals more closely, and some of them from foreign countries, some of them from wars, like in the 19th century.
00:42:48.000 And so, you know, he couldn't possibly have won them.
00:42:52.000 And so...
00:42:54.000 How did they expect me to miss that?
00:43:00.000 And also, what was Hubbard thinking?
00:43:03.000 Because he's the one that came up with these medals.
00:43:05.000 He awarded them to himself, and he passed on to the church the legacy of his mendaciousness, and they have to defend it because he's the founder.
00:43:16.000 Well, there's a thing that happens in cults where people give in to whatever the doctrine is, right?
00:43:25.000 And whether you want to call it religion or a cult, clearly there was not a lot of research into the veracity of his claims by the people that were a part of the organization.
00:43:37.000 And there's a willingness to give in to the top person.
00:43:43.000 It's a weird thing.
00:43:45.000 My background originally was in martial arts and I saw it a lot in martial arts.
00:43:51.000 Martial arts are very culty, particularly a lot of traditional martial arts.
00:43:55.000 Even the traditional martial arts Taekwondo that I was a part of, the instructor was God.
00:44:01.000 Like, they were the lord of this dojang or this gymnasium or whatever you wanted to call it, where everybody trained.
00:44:09.000 And, you know, you called them sir and you bowed to them when you saw them.
00:44:14.000 My traditional martial art background though was legitimate.
00:44:18.000 They were legitimately teaching you a good martial art and they had these tenets that they thought were designed to increase your human potential and they were building up your character and it was really what you wanted from martial arts.
00:44:32.000 But I ran into a bunch that were not.
00:44:34.000 A bunch where there was people that were claiming to have special touch, and they could use their chi, and they could touch you in a way.
00:44:42.000 And these people, they don't just exist.
00:44:45.000 There's hundreds of them, hundreds of schools that still exist today.
00:44:50.000 And there's a couple of websites.
00:44:52.000 One of them is Fake Black Belts, and another one, there's Instagram pages, McDojo.
00:44:59.000 What is it?
00:45:02.000 McDojo Life.
00:45:03.000 I'm sorry, I keep forgetting the name.
00:45:05.000 I have too many names of McDojo Life.
00:45:08.000 And they document these people.
00:45:10.000 Where someone comes at them and they touch like this.
00:45:12.000 And the person shakes and falls on the ground.
00:45:14.000 So you have these students who are part of this horseshit.
00:45:18.000 They give into it.
00:45:20.000 And they, I don't know if they believe it.
00:45:22.000 I've never interviewed them.
00:45:23.000 I don't know what's going on.
00:45:24.000 But they will run at the person.
00:45:26.000 The person will literally, this master will put his hands up like this and they'll be paralyzed and they'll fall to the ground.
00:45:32.000 And it's not one.
00:45:33.000 There's thousands of them.
00:45:35.000 They're all over the world!
00:45:37.000 And you've got to wonder, what is happening?
00:45:39.000 How is this so successful in so many different places?
00:45:43.000 There's a thing that happens where someone becomes a part of one of these organizations and it gives them the sense of community and family and you have to give in to whatever the belief system is.
00:45:54.000 And the belief system is that this guy has a magic touch.
00:45:56.000 And you go running at this guy and he...
00:45:58.000 And you almost like...
00:46:01.000 You don't want to buck the trend because you want to keep coming back to this place that you call home.
00:46:06.000 So you give in to it.
00:46:07.000 You fall to the ground.
00:46:08.000 But I've seen it...
00:46:09.000 All over the country.
00:46:10.000 It exists everywhere.
00:46:13.000 It exists in Asian communities, white communities, black communities.
00:46:17.000 It seems universal.
00:46:18.000 It's very similar.
00:46:20.000 The man has magic.
00:46:21.000 He has a magic touch.
00:46:22.000 And he knows some secret techniques.
00:46:25.000 Especially in martial arts, traditionally, it's very hard to fake because you have to spar.
00:46:31.000 So when you're sparring, people try to test you so they find out how good you are.
00:46:35.000 They're trying to figure out whether or not they can get through your defenses.
00:46:39.000 But these people have figured out a way to brainwash someone in this weirdest culty way.
00:46:45.000 And by seeing that and seeing how predominant it was and how it was so...
00:46:50.000 There were so many versions of it.
00:46:52.000 It just makes sense that this would exist in Scientology or Moonies or fill in the blank.
00:47:00.000 There's a thing with human beings where we want to give in to the chief.
00:47:05.000 We want to give in to the main alpha.
00:47:08.000 Whatever for whatever reason and you see it with like people with politically as well You see like people give in to a political leader whether it's Trump or whoever it is like that person can do no wrong That is there that is their person and anything that says anything different is lies and disinformation Well,
00:47:27.000 what you said made me think of one of the hardest stories I ever did I did a An article from The New Yorker about the sons of Jim Jones.
00:47:38.000 And not everybody died in Jonestown.
00:47:42.000 He had three sons.
00:47:44.000 Two of them were adopted.
00:47:45.000 And they were playing a basketball tournament in Georgetown, Guyana.
00:47:53.000 This story took place when I... You remember the Branch Davidians?
00:47:58.000 Yeah.
00:47:59.000 Now that you're a Texan.
00:48:00.000 Yeah.
00:48:00.000 It's just up the road.
00:48:01.000 Waco.
00:48:01.000 Yeah.
00:48:04.000 My editor at the New Yorker at the time was Tina Brown, and she asked me to go write about the Branch Davidians.
00:48:12.000 And I said, Tina, there are more reporters than Branch Davidians up there right now.
00:48:16.000 I couldn't, you know.
00:48:17.000 But what I had been watching the news coverage, and just before, the place was called Rancho Apocalypse, which turned out to be really appropriate.
00:48:27.000 But they sent before the conflagration.
00:48:32.000 They sent out a van with children, you know, who had grown up in this community.
00:48:39.000 And these kids, you know, as they drove past the ATF and FBI lines and then the media line, and you could see these children looking out the windows, they were leaving behind everybody they knew.
00:48:52.000 They were leaving behind the only world they knew.
00:48:55.000 And they were going into what?
00:48:57.000 And I thought, what happened to those kids?
00:48:59.000 This must have happened.
00:49:00.000 You know, what will happen to those?
00:49:02.000 It must have happened to children elsewhere.
00:49:05.000 And so I started doing some investigation, and I found out that, you know, Jones had these three kids.
00:49:12.000 Three young boys.
00:49:14.000 Well, they were young men.
00:49:18.000 And there was Jim Jr., who was black, and then there was Steven, who was the natural son, and then there was Tim Jones.
00:49:32.000 For whatever reason, they hadn't talked to anybody, and they agreed to talk to me.
00:49:36.000 Wow.
00:49:37.000 And perhaps it had to do with the Branch Davidian thing that was going on at that same time.
00:49:44.000 So this was in the early 90s?
00:49:45.000 Yeah, it was 15 years after Jonestown.
00:49:48.000 It was actually almost exactly 15 years.
00:49:52.000 And there's a cemetery in Oakland where...
00:50:00.000 Most of the 900 bodies were buried.
00:50:03.000 They took an earthmover and took a hill down, half of a hill, and then they stacked all the caskets up and covered it again.
00:50:14.000 But it still has this distortion, and you can see what remained of the Jonestown followers.
00:50:23.000 It was interesting to me that the people who joined the Jones cult were all good people.
00:50:32.000 They were all, you know, it was started in Indianapolis and then it moved to the Bay Area.
00:50:36.000 And it was largely a, you know, largely black.
00:50:41.000 Jones was very, very progressive, you know, on race.
00:50:47.000 But, you know, a lot of good-hearted people involved in it.
00:50:52.000 And he was a big figure in San Francisco at the time politically.
00:50:56.000 His support was sought after.
00:50:59.000 He was admired as a community leader.
00:51:02.000 But he was totally crazy and paranoid and suddenly decided he had to remove the entire group.
00:51:10.000 And you can't tell your family.
00:51:12.000 You can't tell anybody.
00:51:14.000 He sent his sons down to Guyana to clear the jungle so they could make this village.
00:51:22.000 And then overnight, they move, you know, nearly a thousand people to South America and leaving behind all their friends, their jobs and stuff like that.
00:51:34.000 One day, you know, they've been removed.
00:51:38.000 They've been raptured, you know, off to South America.
00:51:42.000 And so...
00:51:44.000 I was interested in learning more about it, but these young men were totally haunted, but you would certainly relate to Tim Jones.
00:51:59.000 He was physically very powerful.
00:52:03.000 He curled 100 pounds with either hand.
00:52:09.000 But he couldn't get on an elevator.
00:52:13.000 The last time he tried to do an airplane flight, I mean, this had been years ago, I don't know if it's changed for him now, but he made the airplane turn around and drop him off at the gate.
00:52:27.000 Which is hard to do, but when you're as physically overpowering as Tim was, he's kind of a formidable figure.
00:52:38.000 So he just had all sorts of anxieties.
00:52:40.000 So I went to talk to him, and...
00:52:45.000 He said, I'll do it on one condition.
00:52:48.000 We have to do it in a public place, you know, a restaurant, someplace where I won't cry.
00:52:54.000 And I want my wife there because I never told her about it.
00:52:58.000 And it's a little hard for me to tell this story because we went to a restaurant.
00:53:07.000 And within five minutes he was crying, you know, and pounding the table and the waiter was keeping his distance.
00:53:14.000 People in the restaurant were, you know, frightened.
00:53:17.000 And he told the story of going back, he's the one who had to identify 900 people.
00:53:25.000 His natural birth parents, his adopted parents, he had a wife and children then too.
00:53:33.000 They were all dead.
00:53:34.000 Everybody was dead.
00:53:36.000 And I've never forgotten the power of a religious belief in a personality like Jim Jones who could persuade All those people to stay with him, train them in this,
00:53:53.000 you know, suicide drills night after night, you know, and then one day it's real.
00:53:58.000 And, you know, the boys felt guilty because they thought if they had been there, they might have been able to stop it, but probably not.
00:54:17.000 Yeah, I mean, there's been so many of them.
00:54:19.000 It's almost strange that there's not more.
00:54:23.000 That, you know, you have like the Heaven's Gate, which is a very small cult.
00:54:28.000 You know, you have certain sects of the Moonies that are still active, right?
00:54:33.000 Well, there are a lot.
00:54:35.000 You know, to me, Aum Shinrikyo, that Japanese cult that was, you know, remember the blind yoga instructor and they drank his bath water and stuff like that.
00:54:46.000 No.
00:54:47.000 Oh, you don't remember the blessing?
00:54:48.000 You've got a lot catching up to do.
00:54:51.000 But, uh...
00:54:52.000 What year was this?
00:54:53.000 It was in the 90s, and, you know, Shom Shinrikyo is the name of it, and...
00:55:03.000 There were like 50,000 members in Japan, and there were a number of them in Russia as well.
00:55:09.000 But there was a far more dangerous cult than—well, I thought it was more dangerous in prospect than al-Qaeda— Because a lot of these people were engineers and scientists.
00:55:25.000 They were experimenting with poisons.
00:55:29.000 They poisoned a lot of people on the Tokyo subway with sarin gas.
00:55:33.000 Okay, now I remember this.
00:55:35.000 And they were very adept.
00:55:41.000 And if Al-Qaeda had had that kind of expertise, Then, you know, they were also very interested in, you know, weapons of mass destruction, as are some of the white supremacist groups right now.
00:55:57.000 But al-Qaeda, I think, and ISIS as being religious cults as well.
00:56:02.000 I think that they continue to prosper.
00:56:07.000 What's alarming is how much more empowered they are now with the kinds of weaponry that you can get, the drones.
00:56:17.000 When I was writing about the intelligence community, I got to meet—who is it in the Bond movies that makes the weapon?
00:56:27.000 Q. Q. I got to meet our Q, but he wouldn't show me the good stuff.
00:56:33.000 But I asked him what he was worried about, and he said the way in which high school kids can create computer viruses now— We'll soon see them able to create actual biological viruses because the technology like CRISPR and stuff like that is so accessible.
00:56:56.000 And, you know, that's a terrifying thought.
00:57:01.000 Yeah, it is terrifying.
00:57:03.000 I mean, I don't want to downplay what these people have done and how many of them do exist, but it's almost shocking that there's not more.
00:57:13.000 Because there is this weird...
00:57:16.000 There's a, you know, a small percentage of people that have this strange desire to have a group of followers that unflinchingly just listen to everything they say.
00:57:28.000 There was a guy in Australia recently that was saying he was Jesus.
00:57:31.000 You remember this guy?
00:57:32.000 He had a Mary.
00:57:34.000 Like, he even kind of looked like he could be, like, when you think of the stereotypical Jesus painting, like a white guy with beard and long hair, he looked like this guy.
00:57:44.000 And he had this woman that he met, and he was convincing this woman that she was Mary.
00:57:48.000 That's her.
00:57:49.000 But then she found out there was another Mary in the past.
00:57:53.000 Another woman that he had called Mary to, but...
00:57:58.000 Apparently, he said, no, he had made a mistake.
00:58:00.000 And people were like, wait a minute, Jesus makes mistakes?
00:58:02.000 How do you know this is Mary?
00:58:04.000 He's like, no, this one's definitely Mary.
00:58:06.000 That other one was just a fake Mary.
00:58:08.000 She tricked me.
00:58:09.000 Have you ever heard of something called the Jerusalem Syndrome?
00:58:13.000 Yes.
00:58:15.000 I don't know how real it is, but I've been a lot in the Middle East.
00:58:20.000 It's hardcore Christians that go down to Israel, right?
00:58:23.000 It's not just that.
00:58:25.000 They...
00:58:27.000 Sometimes you see them saying that they're Jesus.
00:58:30.000 But if it happens to be a Jewish person who's gone off, then they are David.
00:58:42.000 They've chosen a suitably appropriate, iconic religious figure to be.
00:58:49.000 And there's an asylum Back in the day when Israel was fighting for its independence in 1948, there was a little Palestinian village called Deir Yassin where Jewish terrorists massacred the townspeople to take it over because it was on a road to the airport.
00:59:17.000 That village is now this psychiatric institution where people are suffering such delusions.
00:59:24.000 I got to visit it one time when I was in Jerusalem.
00:59:27.000 That's almost too much.
00:59:28.000 The psychiatrist I was interviewing, his office was in a little Palestinian house.
00:59:35.000 Whoa.
00:59:40.000 Did you bring that up to him?
00:59:42.000 Yeah.
00:59:45.000 What was his reaction?
00:59:46.000 Well, it's unfortunate, but you know...
00:59:48.000 Unfortunate?
00:59:49.000 Jesus Christ.
00:59:50.000 It's like setting up shop in a gas chamber.
00:59:55.000 You know, it's one of those historical scars that you see the Middle East is covered with such places.
01:00:03.000 Yeah.
01:00:07.000 What is it about people where this pops up?
01:00:11.000 What things have to be in place where someone can create some sort of an environment like that where they can decide that they're the main ruler, that they're going to create this bizarre environment,
01:00:29.000 set up these rules, and have all these people follow along with them?
01:00:34.000 I suppose that there are a lot of people that want to be that person and aren't.
01:00:40.000 They're probably all around us.
01:00:43.000 They just don't have the magic charisma to attract the followers.
01:00:50.000 I think a lot of people that go into the ministry or into politics or something like that probably have a great deal of that gene.
01:01:01.000 And if they had the opportunity, they would maybe exercise it to a greater degree.
01:01:09.000 But you have to have the consent of the followers.
01:01:12.000 And if you don't get that kind of buy-in, then you're not going to have much of a cult.
01:01:17.000 Like your friends with Jesus and Mary.
01:01:21.000 I think they've got a group.
01:01:22.000 Do they really?
01:01:23.000 Yeah, I think there's a group that followed them.
01:01:25.000 Yeah.
01:01:26.000 I mean, I don't know if they're still active.
01:01:27.000 But it's just a strange...
01:01:31.000 It's like, you know, there's these natural patterns that you can find in nature.
01:01:38.000 Predator and prey and...
01:01:40.000 And food sources and water and all these things that just reoccur over and over again, despite the terrain, despite the geography, the part of the world.
01:01:50.000 You can kind of see the patterns.
01:01:52.000 But that's one of the weirdest patterns with human beings, is the obviously fraudulent leader who makes up a bunch of crazy shit and pretends that he has some secret wisdom and that the gods or a god are on his side.
01:02:06.000 And gets all these people to follow them, and even in the Jonestown case, gets them to commit murder and suicide.
01:02:13.000 Yeah.
01:02:13.000 Like, it's a strange pattern.
01:02:15.000 Whether it's the Heaven Gate guys who all kill themselves because, you know, Hale-Bob Comet was coming and there's people behind it.
01:02:22.000 Are they still around?
01:02:23.000 What's it saying?
01:02:24.000 There's our website.
01:02:25.000 Welcome to Divine Truth.
01:02:27.000 Oh, boy.
01:02:28.000 At what point in time is this lady going, Mary's still hanging in.
01:02:31.000 Mary 2. The Queen Mary 2. That might be Mary 3. We don't even know.
01:02:35.000 He might have found a new Mary.
01:02:36.000 This one's the real, real Mary.
01:02:39.000 Yeah.
01:02:40.000 Is there a lot going on?
01:02:41.000 Do they have a lot of members?
01:02:44.000 I wonder how many members they have.
01:02:45.000 Divine truth is hilarious to call it that.
01:02:47.000 Do you think Jesus would be more creative?
01:02:49.000 The real Jesus?
01:02:51.000 Like, just divine truth, that's it?
01:02:53.000 Yeah.
01:02:54.000 I thought we heard that one already.
01:02:56.000 You ever heard him talk?
01:02:58.000 It's not very compelling.
01:02:59.000 It's not that good.
01:03:02.000 You know, there's some of these...
01:03:04.000 There you go.
01:03:05.000 Give me some.
01:03:06.000 Give me some.
01:03:09.000 Here it goes.
01:03:10.000 Little Laura.
01:03:12.000 She also has a brother over here.
01:03:15.000 Fuck that accent, by the way.
01:03:17.000 You can't be Jesus with an Australian accent.
01:03:19.000 That's ridiculous.
01:03:22.000 I don't think it's going to grow, I have to say.
01:03:26.000 He's not going to be franchising that coming soon to a strip mall near you.
01:03:30.000 I love the Australian accents, don't get me wrong.
01:03:33.000 Jesus would be susceptible to accents?
01:03:36.000 Really?
01:03:37.000 Jesus would be so easily influenced that he would take on the vernacular and the way people, the accents that they use in the region?
01:03:44.000 Come on, get the fuck out of here.
01:03:45.000 Well, when he shows up as a Palestinian, that's going to be...
01:03:49.000 Right, Jesus has some restructuring to do.
01:03:52.000 We've got to rethink this whole thing.
01:03:55.000 When you looked at all these various religions, how do you decide which ones to focus on, which ones to write about?
01:04:04.000 It's intuitive.
01:04:05.000 I don't know.
01:04:06.000 You know, I'm drawn by story.
01:04:08.000 Have you written much about the Catholic Church?
01:04:10.000 I did write a profile of a defrocked priest named Matthew Fox.
01:04:17.000 He's a really fascinating guy.
01:04:19.000 He was...
01:04:20.000 A Dominican.
01:04:22.000 And he had a college, a spiritual university.
01:04:28.000 But he would invite people from different religious traditions, and he set up shop in this convent.
01:04:36.000 In the summer when the nuns go on vacation, I don't know why the nuns go on vacation, but for whatever reason, he had it to himself.
01:04:44.000 Holy Names College in Oakland.
01:04:46.000 And I got to sleep in the convent.
01:04:49.000 I was really, you know, how many times do you get that opportunity?
01:04:53.000 But Matt made a sort of tactical error when he invited...
01:04:59.000 A witch to come talk.
01:05:02.000 A witch?
01:05:03.000 A witch.
01:05:04.000 And Starhawk.
01:05:05.000 She's kind of a famous witch.
01:05:07.000 Her name's Starhawk?
01:05:08.000 Her name's Starhawk, yeah.
01:05:10.000 And so Starhawk got the nuns out and she built a kettle over a fire and she had the nuns jumping over the kettle and this got to the, you know, to the Vatican.
01:05:23.000 And so Matt was out on his ear after that...
01:05:23.000 Jesus Christ!
01:05:30.000 But I just found him a fascinating guy.
01:05:33.000 He was kind of a spiritual adventurer.
01:05:36.000 He wanted to know every different religious idea and try it out and see what you thought.
01:05:42.000 It was fascinating spending time with him.
01:05:47.000 The reason why I brought up the Catholic Church is obviously the sex abuse.
01:05:50.000 That is one of the strangest religious groups, cults, whatever you want to call it ever, that is so connected to priests abusing children.
01:06:00.000 I mean, you say Catholic priest, people automatically in their mind think child abuse.
01:06:06.000 I can't think of another religion where you can say that of.
01:06:10.000 But it's not that there's not great Catholics.
01:06:12.000 No, no.
01:06:13.000 The Catholic religion, like, in general, like, I know a lot of Catholics that go to church, they're wonderful people.
01:06:19.000 It's not them.
01:06:20.000 It's specifically these priests and how did this culture of these priests, not just doing it, but getting away with it, getting shipped to different parishes where they didn't know.
01:06:32.000 Right.
01:06:33.000 Yeah.
01:06:34.000 Did you have such an experience?
01:06:35.000 No.
01:06:36.000 So, the...
01:06:39.000 I was in Boy Scouts, which is now similarly stained by that.
01:06:43.000 And I regret what's happened to the Boy Scouts because it gave me a lot.
01:06:49.000 I loved it.
01:06:50.000 I learned a lot of things in the Boy Scouts I would never have learned otherwise.
01:06:54.000 And I liked the comradeship of the other boys.
01:06:59.000 Some of the scout leaders were a little peculiar.
01:07:03.000 They were mostly good guys.
01:07:06.000 I thought about being a scout leader at one point, but I had been a conscientious objector and they wouldn't let me.
01:07:15.000 So that didn't happen.
01:07:17.000 In which war?
01:07:18.000 Vietnam.
01:07:19.000 Oh, okay.
01:07:20.000 Yeah, I did two years of alternative service in Egypt.
01:07:23.000 Oh.
01:07:24.000 Teaching at the American University.
01:07:26.000 I was in scouts.
01:07:28.000 I was in for one year, and I was in a neighborhood outside of Boston at the time.
01:07:34.000 I think it's kind of gentrified now, but it was shady as fuck.
01:07:38.000 Back in the 80s.
01:07:39.000 It was called Jamaica Plain.
01:07:40.000 Actually, I guess it wasn't even the 80s.
01:07:42.000 It was the late 70s.
01:07:44.000 Because I went to high school in 81, so maybe it was 80. Maybe it was 79, 80. Either way, a lot of criminals.
01:07:51.000 These kids were sketchy fucking kids.
01:07:53.000 Yeah, they were tying other kids to their cots and leaving them in the middle of the woods and doing creepy shit.
01:07:59.000 And they're basically inner-city kids having fun with no real authority.
01:08:04.000 You leave us all in a room together with bunks, and kids start plotting things and doing things.
01:08:10.000 But fortunately, there was no sexual abuse.
01:08:12.000 There was just a lot of...
01:08:15.000 You know, thuggish, young kids.
01:08:17.000 But also, there wasn't a lot of structure.
01:08:20.000 Like, I remember I just would go, I was into fishing, so I'd just go fishing every day.
01:08:24.000 I would just blow off all their activities and go fishing, and no one seemed to give a shit.
01:08:28.000 So I just basically was in a fishing camp for a couple weeks, hanging out with some boys that you had to, like, keep your eyes on.
01:08:34.000 Yeah, one of my strongest memories of the Boy Scouts is when we were out camping, and There was a Sunday we go to have this service and we're up on a bluff over a creek and there's a bunch of logs and they're covered with turtles and so we're up on top of this bluff and we're praying and this sort of thing and we all have our 22s.
01:08:56.000 And then after the service, we all go stand on the edge of the bluff and shoot the turtles.
01:09:02.000 That's kind of the archetypal Boy Scout experience.
01:09:05.000 Well, we had 22s too, and I remember, maybe I shot one one day, but I remember doing something else, some other activity, and I heard, pew!
01:09:15.000 And I realized it was a ricochet.
01:09:18.000 These fucking wild ass kids had got these rifles and they were shooting rocks and all kinds of different things.
01:09:24.000 And a bullet went ricocheting by us.
01:09:26.000 And I was like, fuck this.
01:09:27.000 And from that point on, I just basically went fishing every day.
01:09:30.000 I was like, all these other activities are quite dangerous.
01:09:33.000 Yeah.
01:09:33.000 There was no sexual abuse.
01:09:35.000 I didn't hear of any.
01:09:37.000 The counselor was a youngish guy.
01:09:40.000 You know, a guy who was maybe 20, 21. Really nice guy who had gone through the Boy Scouts himself, became an Eagle Scout, did the whole deal.
01:09:47.000 And, you know, for him, it had helped him avoid a lot of the pitfalls of growing up in a bad neighborhood.
01:09:54.000 That's what I think it can offer.
01:09:56.000 Yeah.
01:09:57.000 I think that's less connected to child abuse, though, than the Catholic Church is.
01:10:01.000 Yeah, it's just really going through a big period of that right now.
01:10:03.000 And I'm not sure that bringing girls into the Boy Scouts is the right decision.
01:10:08.000 Well, without appropriate security measures being put in place to make sure these boys don't abuse these girls.
01:10:17.000 Yeah.
01:10:17.000 Yeah.
01:10:18.000 Leaving teenage boys alone with teenage girls in the woods just seems like a recipe for disaster.
01:10:25.000 Or a dream come true.
01:10:26.000 Or fun.
01:10:27.000 Depending on what the boys are and who the girls are.
01:10:30.000 Yeah.
01:10:31.000 I don't know.
01:10:32.000 It's just...
01:10:32.000 It's just...
01:10:36.000 There's something very strange about that these, like, whether it's the Catholic Church or any group like that, that's connected to abusive minors.
01:10:46.000 It's very strange.
01:10:47.000 And the fact that it's protected and covered up, you know, and it's all under this one name, but obviously it's very different.
01:10:55.000 It's very different in different places.
01:10:57.000 I mean, you could have a Catholic Church, it's amazing, and everybody's great, and it's a great sense of community, and everybody...
01:11:01.000 You know, genuinely goes there and it's warm and friendly and they have a good time.
01:11:05.000 And then you could go to a hellscape.
01:11:07.000 You could be in the worst kind of environment ever.
01:11:10.000 And I know people that have been abused that were raised as Catholics.
01:11:13.000 It's scary.
01:11:15.000 You know, I did an article in a book later that touches on this in an oblique way, which was...
01:11:25.000 You remember the kind of ritual abuse scare in the late 80s and early 90s?
01:11:33.000 Satanic ritual abuse?
01:11:36.000 Yes, I do.
01:11:37.000 I had...
01:11:38.000 I was interested in...
01:11:44.000 Well, another way of starting this story is in therapy.
01:11:49.000 And my therapist, people that I really admired, they knew I was an investigative reporter.
01:11:56.000 And they said, well, you know, we're seeing a lot of...
01:12:00.000 Patients, especially young women, who've been satanically abused and have multiple personality disorder.
01:12:09.000 You wrote a book about this, right?
01:12:11.000 And so, you know, I thought, well, that's interesting.
01:12:11.000 Yeah.
01:12:17.000 And then one of them said, and Satanists are responsible for 50 murders a year in Austin alone.
01:12:26.000 And I thought, we never had 50 murders in Austin, you know, total.
01:12:33.000 So I didn't say anything.
01:12:34.000 I just thought, wait, this is interesting information.
01:12:39.000 But I discounted it.
01:12:42.000 But I mentioned it to my editor, and I said I was interested in the multiple personality disorder, and this is Tina again.
01:12:53.000 And she goes, oh, that's interesting.
01:12:54.000 And I said, well, you know, a lot of times when they started questioning, they find out that they had been satanically ritually abused.
01:13:02.000 She goes, oh, that's hot, hot, hot!
01:13:04.000 She was very enthusiastic about it.
01:13:07.000 So then I went to a workshop for cops.
01:13:13.000 And there's another cop who was going around the country telling...
01:13:20.000 I've heard police and various sheriffs, deputies and stuff around the country about satanic ritual abuse.
01:13:28.000 And he said, they are responsible for 50,000 murders a year in America.
01:13:33.000 I thought once again, that's more murderous than there are in America.
01:13:37.000 You know, and these are cops telling this story to themselves.
01:13:40.000 And so, you know, and maybe it's true.
01:13:44.000 What year was this?
01:13:46.000 I think it was 93 that I did this story.
01:13:49.000 So pre-internet.
01:13:50.000 Yeah.
01:13:50.000 You couldn't just research this.
01:13:51.000 Before the internet exploded, before what we think of as the internet.
01:13:55.000 And I found this, there was, you know, thousands of lawsuits and arrests, you know, around the country, but there was only one conviction, and it was for this sheriff's deputy in Olympia, Washington,
01:14:11.000 named Paul Ingram, and his daughters.
01:14:16.000 had accused him of raping them repeatedly and bringing the neighbors over and they had been cut up.
01:14:26.000 They had children ripped out of their stomachs and sacrificed.
01:14:33.000 Other deputies in the Olympia department were involved in it and so on.
01:14:40.000 All of this was You know, wild, but he confessed to it.
01:14:45.000 And so I thought if there's anything to it, then, you know, And I went up to Olympia and I spent a lot of time talking to the cops and trying to piece together what had actually happened.
01:15:00.000 And because there was confession, there was never really a trial.
01:15:03.000 So they never had the cops who were investigating and who were his colleagues.
01:15:12.000 They didn't have to put together a coherent case.
01:15:16.000 What did he confess to exactly?
01:15:17.000 He confessed to raping his children.
01:15:19.000 Jesus Christ.
01:15:21.000 Well, Jesus Christ had something to do with it, because they were all members of this four-square gospel church, you know, and a very religious family.
01:15:34.000 And the idea of Satan was very real to them.
01:15:41.000 And Erica, the oldest daughter, had made this outcry.
01:15:47.000 And so...
01:15:51.000 It started at a religious camp.
01:15:55.000 And then it kind of spread.
01:15:57.000 And then her sister made a similar outcry.
01:16:01.000 And then they started implicating their neighbors.
01:16:04.000 And all this amazing story.
01:16:06.000 Of, you know, the abuse that they had suffered and how many people had been killed.
01:16:11.000 Pretty soon there were helicopters flying around the county looking for, you know, satanic fires and digging up their property.
01:16:23.000 And they never found anything.
01:16:25.000 So I asked one of the cops, well, did you find any bones?
01:16:29.000 Yeah, we did.
01:16:31.000 It was an elk bone.
01:16:33.000 Well, that's not exactly...
01:16:36.000 You found an elk bone?
01:16:37.000 That's the proof?
01:16:39.000 And so it turned out one of the cops had taken these girls in for a physical inspection.
01:16:50.000 And There weren't any scars.
01:16:54.000 In fact, they were virgins.
01:16:56.000 So there was never any other thing that all the things they had described had never taken place.
01:17:03.000 And yet, Paul Ingram confessed to it because his preacher came in and told him that, you know, God would not allow anything other than real memories to come into his mind.
01:17:15.000 And a psychologist came in and hypnotized him.
01:17:19.000 And pretty soon he was eliciting these fantasies.
01:17:24.000 And so Paul began to fantasize about what...
01:17:29.000 And at this point, the girls hadn't gotten so ripe in their storytelling.
01:17:36.000 He began telling what he visualized.
01:17:41.000 I can see myself going into Erica's room, you know, and...
01:17:47.000 The preacher took that back to the church and the gossip started and it gets into the ears of the girls and they start making similar but not exactly the same sort of statements about what happened.
01:18:00.000 So these memories never coalesced.
01:18:04.000 Anyway, Paul, I think he served 13 years in prison for a crime that never actually occurred.
01:18:14.000 One day I happened to be in LA and you remember, since you spent some time there, Amy Semple McPherson?
01:18:21.000 She was an evangelist, a great character in American religious history.
01:18:28.000 She had affairs with Charlie Chaplin and so on and she was really A huge figure on the scale of Billy Graham or something like that at the time in the 20s.
01:18:41.000 And she started this congregation.
01:18:44.000 And I talked to the woman who was the camp counselor at that church.
01:18:52.000 And I said, well, how did Erica make this confession?
01:18:56.000 She said, well, it was a dramatic moment.
01:19:01.000 You know, I had been talking to the girls.
01:19:03.000 And I would say, you know, I know that one of you here has been abused.
01:19:10.000 And, you know, I can see you in the closet.
01:19:14.000 I see you hiding.
01:19:15.000 And you can hear the footsteps coming towards you.
01:19:19.000 And some girl, oh, it was me!
01:19:20.000 It was me!
01:19:21.000 You know, so she's eliciting these things.
01:19:24.000 And so at the end of the camp, Erica is on the stage and she's just weeping.
01:19:30.000 And she's not...
01:19:33.000 We're not saying anything.
01:19:34.000 And so one of the counselors called over, Paula was her name, you know, come help us understand what's going on with this young woman.
01:19:42.000 And she put her hand on Erica's head and she says, she's been abused.
01:19:52.000 And then she said, and it's by her father, and it's happened many times.
01:19:56.000 So, in the mind of this very religious young woman, the message came from God, you know, that she had been abused, and so she made an outcry It wasn't hers.
01:20:12.000 It was the camp counselors, really, that started this whole folly.
01:20:17.000 And what happened after that, during that period of time, these kinds of stories took root in daytime talk shows.
01:20:30.000 It was all over the place, spread to other countries really quickly.
01:20:35.000 Thousands of families were ripped apart by these kinds of accusations.
01:20:39.000 And people like my therapist, brilliant, adorable people, took it on as their mission was to rescue people like that.
01:20:49.000 And what happened is it drove away people who really had been abused.
01:20:54.000 Their abuse was so insignificant by comparison with these elaborate tales of having babies cut up on you.
01:21:04.000 And I finally decided that These were abortion fantasies.
01:21:11.000 I think the whole abortion discussion, put yourself in the mind of an 18-year-old virgin and drawn to sexual ideas and yet haunted by the prospect of abortion and all the stuff that goes in it.
01:21:30.000 The fantasies that they elicited were very similar to abortions.
01:21:34.000 But what caused the father to think that he had done these things?
01:21:40.000 Just because of the hypnotherapy?
01:21:41.000 That was a big part of it, but when he went into his first session, he made two statements.
01:21:49.000 Well, I don't remember it, but my daughters wouldn't lie.
01:21:53.000 Oh, God.
01:21:54.000 And that's what hung him.
01:21:55.000 Oh, God.
01:21:57.000 There's been a lot of, like, weird cases in the past of people putting memories, particularly in children.
01:22:04.000 Remember there was a very famous case of a child care center?
01:22:11.000 Oh, yeah.
01:22:12.000 Remember that?
01:22:13.000 Well, there have been a bunch of them.
01:22:14.000 Yeah.
01:22:14.000 And there was one here in Austin, Fran and Dan, that was...
01:22:19.000 Actually, I... I attended one of the days of the trial.
01:22:26.000 There was a daycare center south of town.
01:22:31.000 Fran and Dan had operated it for years, and people would go drop their kids off and pick them up after work.
01:22:42.000 And during this period of time when there was this heightened fear of childhood sexual abuse, some of the parents began quizzing their children.
01:22:52.000 And there were psychologists who would come around with a doll and, you know, anatomically correct, you know.
01:23:02.000 Anybody touch you?
01:23:04.000 You know, sort of suggestive.
01:23:06.000 And so they elicited some stories from these children.
01:23:10.000 And the stories were, Mommy dropped me off and we flew to Mexico.
01:23:17.000 And we killed a giraffe and buried it.
01:23:21.000 And, you know...
01:23:22.000 Childhood fantasies along that line.
01:23:26.000 And the police couldn't prosecute the idea that somehow they had all flown on a private jet from a daycare center in South Austin.
01:23:42.000 And then kill the giraffe and had enough time to come back home.
01:23:45.000 Right.
01:23:45.000 So, you know, eventually, you know, they start, you know, they assemble, you know, of these psychologists who are, you know, using these dolls and so on to try to elicit, you know, like, did Dan ever touch you any place that made you feel uncomfortable?
01:24:02.000 You can tell me.
01:24:04.000 You know, don't feel...
01:24:04.000 It's okay.
01:24:07.000 So eventually, a child agrees to one of those things, and then other parents hear it, and, oh my God, you know, she was abused by Dan...
01:24:19.000 Honey, did Dan ever, you know, so it began to, there was never any real evidence, but when the day I was there, they put a child on the stand, and she had her doll and a lollipop in her mouth.
01:24:36.000 And she was sitting on the lap of, I forgot, it might have been her mother.
01:24:42.000 But, you know, the prosecutor says, you know, did Dan ever touch you?
01:24:52.000 No.
01:24:53.000 Did he ever hurt?
01:24:54.000 No.
01:24:55.000 Your Honor, can we have a recess?
01:24:56.000 And then it was, yes, yes.
01:25:01.000 It was shocking to me that children were manipulated in that fashion.
01:25:09.000 Lives were destroyed.
01:25:11.000 Eventually, Fran and Dan were exonerated.
01:25:16.000 There's always going to be people that believe, though.
01:25:19.000 Yes, they will.
01:25:20.000 And they attack me, you know, because I signed a friend of the court brief about, you know, implanting memories as you suggested.
01:25:34.000 How could anyone not know that if you lead children in a certain way like that, they're going to make things up?
01:25:44.000 I don't even necessarily think children totally understand memory.
01:25:49.000 Think about how humans misconstrue memories.
01:25:53.000 Memories are terrible.
01:25:55.000 I've said this before.
01:25:56.000 If you ask me what I did a week ago, I have a blurry slideshow in my head.
01:26:03.000 I have a calendar that can tell you, oh, I had a podcast on that day and a comedy show on that day.
01:26:10.000 I can't recall it like a movie, like a 4K film that I could just rewatch.
01:26:18.000 That was the exact moment I knew something was wrong.
01:26:21.000 We don't have that kind of memory.
01:26:23.000 But some people are so fucking sure of their memory.
01:26:27.000 It's crazy.
01:26:29.000 Like, what is happening in your head?
01:26:31.000 What is your memory like?
01:26:32.000 Because my memory is terrible.
01:26:33.000 I have strategies to try to remember, you know, like why I walked downstairs.
01:26:40.000 You know, what did I want to get?
01:26:42.000 You know, that's just an immediate memory.
01:26:43.000 But, you know, I keep a journal.
01:26:47.000 Out of defense, you know, for make sure that I remembered things correctly.
01:26:53.000 You know, if something happened to me that I want to remember, I'll write it down.
01:26:56.000 Sure.
01:26:57.000 Because when I'm writing, when I'm researching, you know, like when I wrote about The Looming Tower, about Al-Qaeda, I interviewed 600 people.
01:27:09.000 I don't remember all that.
01:27:12.000 And I read all these books and stuff.
01:27:15.000 I'd take note cards.
01:27:16.000 And I had, you know, this elaborate, almost as long as your table, you know, boxes of notes and very scrupulously ordered.
01:27:27.000 Because I can't remember it.
01:27:29.000 And, you know, but put it on note cards, I can find it.
01:27:33.000 But it's just so strange that, I mean, I guess back then they didn't know about memories well.
01:27:40.000 Like, that would never fly today.
01:27:41.000 If you tried leading a child that way today, the defense attorneys would intervene.
01:27:47.000 And they were saying...
01:27:49.000 This wasn't so long ago.
01:27:50.000 How old was this?
01:27:50.000 It was in the 90s.
01:27:52.000 Yeah, but even in the 90s, it seems like not that long ago, but 30, 25 years ago, that's a long time ago now.
01:28:00.000 Yeah, I guess you're right.
01:28:01.000 At that time, we had four hospitals in Austin, and by the time I wrote this, they each had a dissociative disorders wing, which is like multiple personalities.
01:28:14.000 We had enough multiple personalities in Austin to stock four different psych wards.
01:28:23.000 And then when my article, mainly the book, when the book came out, insurance companies decided not to fund psychiatric investigations into certain dissociative disorders including multiple personalities and repressed memories like these.
01:28:46.000 And those wards disappeared.
01:28:49.000 Once the money dried up, there was just no support for it.
01:28:55.000 The whole architecture of the repressed memory syndrome just vanished.
01:29:00.000 The repressed memory thing is very strange to me.
01:29:03.000 It's very strange.
01:29:06.000 Because there's been so many cases where people have led the person who's particularly under hypnosis, led them into these memories, almost helped them.
01:29:17.000 And there's real evidence that you can do that, that you can sit someone down and impart or implant a fake memory of an event, particularly under hypnosis.
01:29:27.000 There was a guy named John Mack.
01:29:29.000 It was a Harvard psychologist who, he did a lot of work with people that were having hypnotic regression stories of UFO abductions.
01:29:41.000 Right.
01:29:42.000 And that was one of the main criticisms was they thought that he was leading these people into these ideas and suggesting these ideas and giving these people, I don't know if he did or didn't, but That's the kind of thing that you could do to someone if they were under hypnosis.
01:30:02.000 You could implant some kind of crazy, fantastic memory of visitation in the middle of the night.
01:30:11.000 I had a story when I was working on the repressed memory story.
01:30:16.000 I ran across this study that was another thing you wouldn't do now because of the conventions of experimentation have changed.
01:30:26.000 A psychiatrist in Georgia had a patient and he told her in advance what he'd like to do.
01:30:34.000 I want to hypnotize you and see if I can elicit a memory that didn't happen.
01:30:44.000 And so she agreed and he hypnotized her and he said, Helen, you were late today coming to your session, which wasn't true.
01:30:57.000 What happened?
01:30:58.000 What delayed you?
01:31:00.000 I don't know, I was driving and I saw a cow on the side of the road.
01:31:10.000 Oh really?
01:31:12.000 What was the cow doing?
01:31:13.000 It was giving birth and it was having trouble.
01:31:18.000 And so I got out of the car and I tugged on the calf and I helped.
01:31:26.000 And he said, and there was a light above.
01:31:30.000 And she said, and a spaceship came down.
01:31:34.000 And, you know, and I got on the spaceship and, you know, two things.
01:31:39.000 You were late and there was a light.
01:31:42.000 And she came up with a UFO fantasy.
01:31:45.000 And the cow giving birth.
01:31:47.000 The cow was pretty amazing, you know, but the...
01:31:51.000 What was interesting about that is that when she awakened, he told her what she had imagined.
01:31:59.000 And he said, you know, this wasn't true.
01:32:02.000 You know, we're on time.
01:32:04.000 You know, I don't think there's going to be any baby calves on the side of the road.
01:32:10.000 And, you know, no spaceship, but this didn't happen.
01:32:13.000 She couldn't shake the memory.
01:32:15.000 It was as real to her as the actual drive into the office.
01:32:20.000 Have you been put under before?
01:32:21.000 Oh, yeah.
01:32:22.000 I mean, when I was in the eighth grade, I discovered the abnormal psychology shelf in the library.
01:32:30.000 And I used to hypnotize people.
01:32:34.000 Yeah.
01:32:34.000 Really?
01:32:35.000 Under eight?
01:32:36.000 Well, I was in the eighth grade.
01:32:38.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
01:32:39.000 So I was 12, maybe.
01:32:41.000 Eighth grade.
01:32:42.000 That should be 13, no?
01:32:44.000 Maybe I was 13. And I hypnotized my sister.
01:32:47.000 She was a synambulist.
01:32:49.000 She was easy.
01:32:51.000 Synambulists are the people who walk in their sleep.
01:32:53.000 And so they tend to be very suggestible.
01:32:56.000 And so I would...
01:32:58.000 She was a good subject for a beginner.
01:33:00.000 And I used to hypnotize her and make her rigid and suspend her between chairs and then stick pins in her.
01:33:07.000 Make sure that she was really under.
01:33:10.000 And then I would hypnotize my fraternity brothers.
01:33:12.000 I hypnotized my girlfriend.
01:33:14.000 Jesus!
01:33:17.000 I finally gave it up because I thought...
01:33:20.000 This is really irresponsible.
01:33:24.000 I was probably, by that time, by the time I realized how irresponsible it was, I was probably responsible enough to do it.
01:33:32.000 But I haven't hypnotized anybody in many years.
01:33:38.000 And I, but the only time I tried to, I had a dentist in Dallas when I was a kid.
01:33:44.000 He used to hypnotize people and, you know, he's going to drill a cavity for me.
01:33:51.000 And I said, I'd like for you to hypnotize me.
01:33:54.000 And so it was, you know, your mouth is feeling like a block of wood.
01:34:00.000 Your mouth is feeling like a block of wood.
01:34:02.000 Nurse, I think he's ready.
01:34:03.000 And I said, no, I'm not.
01:34:05.000 Give me the Novocaine.
01:34:08.000 Then, the only other time that I had what was kind of success in being hypnotized was in 1983. It was the 20th anniversary of the Kennedy assassination.
01:34:28.000 And I had grown up in Dallas during the assassination.
01:34:32.000 There was a story that was quite widely circulated that school children in Dallas had laughed when they heard the news.
01:34:42.000 And I wasn't sure that I hadn't been one of them.
01:34:46.000 I remember being astonished.
01:34:50.000 I remember gaping.
01:34:52.000 I remember, you know, did a ha-ha-ha come out of my mouth?
01:34:55.000 I don't know.
01:34:56.000 If it did, you know, but I think I smiled in amazement.
01:35:03.000 I'm not really sure.
01:35:04.000 I mean, you have to go back to what Dallas was like at that time.
01:35:08.000 It was hysterical.
01:35:10.000 You know, the politics were off the rails.
01:35:13.000 Kennedy was hated, although not in my family, but there was this sense of Dallas as being a separate entity from the rest of the country and that Kennedy was the enemy.
01:35:31.000 And I was anxious that maybe I had been one of those people that laughed.
01:35:36.000 And so I had a friend who was a therapist who did hypnosis and I asked her to hypnotize me and see if she could take me back to the classroom.
01:35:47.000 And help me remember.
01:35:50.000 And so she put me under, regressed my memories, you know, to the point that I hear the ding-ding-ding PA system and the choked voice of our principal coming on.
01:36:06.000 Did she tell you you're hearing these things?
01:36:08.000 No.
01:36:09.000 She's asking me.
01:36:10.000 You could recall.
01:36:11.000 Yeah, what do I recall?
01:36:13.000 And I remember seeing the face of my friend Steve Zink, one of my classmates in the algebra class, and I couldn't.
01:36:24.000 Get it myself and so she gave me a post-hypnotic suggestion that I would have a dream and it would reveal to me what I had experienced and so I did have a very vivid dream and it was I was flying in a helicopter over the canopy of what I thought was Vietnam jungle.
01:36:48.000 And you were looking for a child.
01:36:50.000 And I saw it in the top of a canopy just lying on top of the tree.
01:36:57.000 And as we got closer, I realized it was actually just a doll with these little X eyes.
01:37:03.000 And that was the dream.
01:37:05.000 And I decided from that that the me that I thought might have laughed was just a figment, an effigy of some sort, and that I really hadn't laughed.
01:37:21.000 You'd have to understand what a scarring experience it was to have been from Dallas at that period of time and how everybody in the world hated you.
01:37:28.000 It's such a strange thing to try to...
01:37:33.000 Remember, what was your reaction?
01:37:35.000 How old were you at the time?
01:37:37.000 Thirteen, I guess.
01:37:38.000 But it was a very strange thing.
01:37:41.000 Did you feel like you felt guilt at the possibility that you had laughed?
01:37:46.000 Yeah, I did.
01:37:47.000 I didn't want to be one of those people.
01:37:49.000 And, you know, I have friends from Dallas who do remember people in their classroom laughing.
01:37:56.000 And my experience, the real memory I have of it, is that people looked around in just astonishment.
01:38:04.000 And part of the astonishment, I think, was that we just thought nothing would ever happen in Dallas.
01:38:11.000 On the one hand, it was totally crazy.
01:38:13.000 And on the other hand, it was totally paralyzed.
01:38:16.000 There was just a sense of the conformity was so powerful.
01:38:21.000 That, you know, you felt imprisoned by the sameness of every day, every thought, you know, just this very, very rigid environment.
01:38:31.000 So some spectacularly unique occurrence, like the president getting assassinated in Dealey Plaza just seemed impossible.
01:38:41.000 Oddly enough, no.
01:38:42.000 I mean, that was the thing.
01:38:43.000 You know, if it was going to happen anywhere, it seemed like Dallas would be the right spot.
01:38:47.000 Because they hated Kennedy.
01:38:48.000 And even that morning, I went out to get the newspaper and there was that famous ad, welcome Mr. Kennedy to Dallas, you know, just this bleak thing.
01:38:56.000 And then there was, you know, it's just...
01:38:59.000 How was it bleak?
01:39:01.000 Oh, it made all these absurd charges about, you know, his aiding communists and so on and race, you know, race...
01:39:10.000 It had a racist undertone to it.
01:39:14.000 It was...
01:39:16.000 There was...
01:39:17.000 Yeah, there it is.
01:39:19.000 It shows up.
01:39:21.000 Huh.
01:39:22.000 You can see how it's...
01:39:23.000 I can't read all that.
01:39:24.000 Well, it says, Welcome, Mr. Kennedy, to Dallas.
01:39:27.000 You can see that it is saying a city, a city.
01:39:30.000 It's about who we are, and we are not you.
01:39:33.000 And it was...
01:39:36.000 It was almost...
01:39:38.000 And then in the same newspaper, maybe your guy can find it, there is a wanted...
01:39:43.000 Oh, no, wait a minute.
01:39:44.000 It's separate.
01:39:45.000 It was on top of the newspaper was a wanted poster for Kennedy with full face and profile.
01:39:51.000 Somebody had placed it on top of that.
01:39:54.000 And it was like wanted for treason or something like that.
01:39:57.000 There it is.
01:39:58.000 Wow, wanted for treason.
01:39:59.000 Yeah, that was on our doorstep that morning.
01:40:03.000 So...
01:40:05.000 That was the atmosphere of Dallas in 1963. Wow.
01:40:12.000 There was a...
01:40:15.000 There was a, you know, Adlai Stevenson had come to Dallas in October the month before to make a speech about the United Nations, and he was the UN ambassador.
01:40:26.000 And he was assaulted.
01:40:29.000 And he went out to greet the crowd.
01:40:33.000 He was booed down.
01:40:35.000 And by the way, I think Lee Harvey Oswald was in the audience that night.
01:40:39.000 But he went out to try to talk to the crowd.
01:40:44.000 And Stanley Marcus was his escort.
01:40:46.000 And he said, don't try that, Adelaide.
01:40:48.000 You know, this is crazy.
01:40:50.000 And people were really worked up.
01:40:52.000 You know, this woman was holding a sign and she whapped it.
01:40:58.000 Down on top of Ambassador Stevenson's head, the sign said, If you seek peace, ask Jesus.
01:41:07.000 So, that's...
01:41:09.000 At some reason, that always struck me as the Dallas...
01:41:14.000 And I just want to say...
01:41:17.000 As I'm talking about Dallas in the past, Dallas of today is a totally different place.
01:41:23.000 And I think in some ways, you know, it was so chastened and humbled by that horrible experience.
01:41:31.000 I've said in the past, if Kennedy had to die somewhere, I'm grateful he did in Dallas because it made that city a far better place.
01:41:40.000 And you remember the police killings a few years ago, nine cops, you know.
01:41:46.000 It was a block away from the Dealey Plaza, but the way in which that city handled that tragedy by comparison was so magnificent.
01:41:58.000 I have a lot of admiration for the city that Dallas has become.
01:42:03.000 Yeah, I love Dallas.
01:42:05.000 It's a great city.
01:42:05.000 But that is a crazy slice of history.
01:42:08.000 And it's so fascinating how, no matter who the president is, there's always some faction that think that that one person, that figurehead, is the enemy of democracy, the enemy of freedom, the champion of whatever, you know, whether it's the communists or Soviets or fill in the blank,
01:42:28.000 whoever it is, China, whoever it is, there's always going to be some faction that think that that person is the real reason why we're all fucked up.
01:42:36.000 Yeah, it's the tension of democracy.
01:42:38.000 Yeah.
01:42:40.000 You were telling me, we were talking before this podcast started, and I said, we've got to stop talking, don't say any more, because you wrote a novel that Right.
01:43:05.000 A particularly damning special that was going to be released around September 11th, and they never released it because it was very anti-American.
01:43:18.000 George Carlin, as he got older, was very much a curmudgeon, and he had some great rants.
01:43:24.000 They just felt like this is just not appropriate, like post 9-11.
01:43:28.000 It's just right after the tragedy.
01:43:30.000 But your novel that you wrote, when this was all going down, your novel came out in April, right?
01:43:38.000 Yeah.
01:43:39.000 When this was all going down, we'd already been shut down in March.
01:43:42.000 That's when it really hit the United States.
01:43:44.000 What was that like for you, to have this...
01:43:48.000 Sort of coordinate.
01:43:50.000 It was weird.
01:43:52.000 It's still strange to me.
01:43:54.000 It started a decade ago when Ridley Scott had me write a script.
01:44:00.000 He had read the Cormac McCarthy novel, The Road, which is this post-apocalyptic story of father and son.
01:44:10.000 So Ridley said, well, what happened?
01:44:13.000 You know, because Cormac didn't bother to explain.
01:44:17.000 And I thought, well, how would civilization end?
01:44:20.000 And so I conceived of a pandemic being more interesting than an atomic bomb, for instance, because it's hard to find heroes.
01:44:28.000 And public health, I've always been...
01:44:33.000 I'm fascinated by the kinds of people.
01:44:35.000 I did a number of stories out of CDC when I was a young reporter.
01:44:41.000 You know, I thought, these people are really cool.
01:44:44.000 You know, they're brilliant.
01:44:46.000 They're humble.
01:44:47.000 They're incredibly courageous.
01:44:49.000 They go off to these hot zones.
01:44:51.000 You know, would you want to go to an Ebola zone?
01:44:54.000 I mean, just horrifying.
01:44:57.000 But, you know, off they go.
01:44:59.000 You know, it really intrigued me.
01:45:03.000 Ridley didn't make it.
01:45:06.000 And he was right to because I hadn't solved the problems of the story and I hadn't done enough research.
01:45:12.000 So I stuck it away.
01:45:16.000 But I never forgot it and I thought...
01:45:19.000 I really wanted to revisit it because I thought...
01:45:25.000 You know, in a way we're due.
01:45:28.000 You know, I had studied the 1918 pandemic when I was writing a story about the 1976 swine flu fiasco.
01:45:43.000 It was so awful.
01:45:46.000 675,000 Americans killed.
01:45:49.000 As many as 100 million people worldwide.
01:45:52.000 And 675,000 Americans was more than all the American soldiers who died in all the wars of the 20th century.
01:46:02.000 And we have to take into consideration the size of the population back then was so much smaller.
01:46:05.000 Right.
01:46:06.000 But October 1918 is still the deadliest month in American history.
01:46:11.000 So when I decided I was going to write this, first of all, I went out and interviewed all the people that I would want to talk to, just as if I were doing a non-fiction novel or a non-fiction book or a New Yorker story.
01:46:28.000 I made a calendar on my computer that was based on 1918. What happened in March of 1918 corresponds roughly with what happens in my novel,
01:46:44.000 which is set in 2020. It was meant to be a kind of cautionary tale.
01:46:53.000 And in January, I began to hear about this unidentified virus in China.
01:47:01.000 And I thought, geez, that could be something.
01:47:05.000 You know, SARS in 2003 happened.
01:47:10.000 The Chinese hit it.
01:47:12.000 You know, there was this...
01:47:14.000 There was a virus going around.
01:47:16.000 Nobody knew anything about it.
01:47:18.000 World health authorities went over to investigate.
01:47:21.000 And Chinese authorities took patients out of the hospital and put them in ambulances to hide them until the authorities left.
01:47:31.000 And this thing went, I think, 37 countries before it was smothered, fortunately, by good health practices.
01:47:39.000 I thought this is, you know, early on and by February I was telling my wife to start stocking up on groceries because I had just written this novel, you know.
01:47:47.000 How long did it take you to write it?
01:47:49.000 A year and a half, I guess.
01:47:51.000 Just, the timing is insane.
01:47:53.000 Yeah, I was on, for one thing, this British presenter, when I was promoting the book, I don't think anybody paying attention to this book at all.
01:48:05.000 If it weren't for this pandemic, I think you're probably right.
01:48:09.000 But it's not such a smart publishing strategy to bring out a book when the bookstores are closed.
01:48:16.000 I'm going to have to remind myself not to do that again.
01:48:20.000 But it was weird because the story became what I got right and what I got wrong.
01:48:27.000 And it is interesting.
01:48:29.000 I mean, there were See, I did the research, and I talked to the experts.
01:48:38.000 Like, one of the guys that I talked to, Barney Graham, he works at National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, which is Dr. Fauci's shop.
01:48:50.000 He helped me design my novel virus and he helped me cure it.
01:48:56.000 He's the guy that invented the vaccine that is in both the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines.
01:49:05.000 And I had him to myself.
01:49:07.000 He was one of many people in that category who advised me about how would you make a vaccine and so on.
01:49:17.000 So I did all the research and I asked them, my sources, Suppose we had another event like 1918. Would we be any better prepared than our ancestors were?
01:49:33.000 And the answer was, this is our biggest nightmare.
01:49:39.000 And there were a lot of reasons for it.
01:49:42.000 But one is, you know, we don't have a vaccine.
01:49:44.000 We don't have any therapeutics.
01:49:46.000 We'd be in exactly the same spot.
01:49:48.000 And that's what happened.
01:49:53.000 Just the timing of it is impeccable.
01:49:55.000 It's crazy.
01:49:56.000 When did you finish the book?
01:49:58.000 I finished it in August of 2019, I guess.
01:50:03.000 Maybe July.
01:50:05.000 It was in the summer.
01:50:07.000 And I called it the end of October because there's a...
01:50:11.000 October was the deadliest month.
01:50:14.000 And October Revolution Island off the Russian coast plays a role in it.
01:50:21.000 So anyway, it's...
01:50:24.000 I enjoyed the work.
01:50:27.000 I love research, and I wouldn't be in this job if I didn't.
01:50:31.000 But part of the time, my hero's on a submarine.
01:50:34.000 So I got to go to Kings Bay, Georgia, where we have our nuclear fleet, and get a little tour of the submarines.
01:50:45.000 You know, not everybody gets to do that sort of thing.
01:50:49.000 So I was able to make, you know, I like to make things as real as possible.
01:50:54.000 And then it gives you a sense of authority when you sit down to write.
01:51:00.000 It had to be a bizarre feeling to have finished that book and have it come out in the middle of the pandemic.
01:51:06.000 I mean, you almost had to feel like maybe the simulation is real.
01:51:14.000 Going back to what I got wrong, everything unfolded exactly as I had anticipated, unfortunately, but I didn't anticipate how people would self-isolate so willingly,
01:51:30.000 really.
01:51:31.000 I mean, it's frayed now, but at the cost of so much.
01:51:37.000 It's impoverishing.
01:51:39.000 It's, you know, spiritually, socially, culturally, you know, in so many ways it's damaged us.
01:51:46.000 And yet it's a price that people have, so many people have been willing to pay.
01:51:52.000 But my take on government was totally right.
01:51:55.000 You know, government's fucked up in the novel and maybe I underestimated how badly the government would behave in this one.
01:52:05.000 You wrote a long piece you were saying, too, right before we started, about COVID. What did you write it for?
01:52:11.000 What was it?
01:52:11.000 The New Yorker.
01:52:12.000 Yeah, it's out now.
01:52:13.000 It's called The Plague Year.
01:52:15.000 And it occupies most of the magazine.
01:52:20.000 People like Barney Graham are sources of mine now.
01:52:24.000 They're the same sources I use on my novel.
01:52:29.000 Oh, there it is.
01:52:30.000 Yeah.
01:52:35.000 It's gotten a lot of reaction and I'm writing it as a book now.
01:52:42.000 It's heartbreaking.
01:52:44.000 It's a tragic story.
01:52:47.000 The novel is tragic, but it's a novel.
01:52:53.000 This chronicling of what happened to us this year has been really hard.
01:52:58.000 And I think what has been missed in a lot of the coverage is just the personal experience of this catastrophe.
01:53:08.000 And, you know, a lot of the stories I tell in there, you know, just they're hard, hard stories.
01:53:15.000 Well, it's an insane and in our lifetime unprecedented time where there's never been a moment where people have been asked to stop doing everything and it still didn't work.
01:53:27.000 No.
01:53:28.000 In fact, in a lot of places it was worse where they asked people to lock down than in places like Florida or in Texas where they don't shut everything down the same way.
01:53:37.000 Well, we went through it in Texas and like so many states, you know, For one thing, the governors should never have had to do this on their own.
01:53:47.000 You know, there was never a national plan.
01:53:51.000 And there should have been.
01:53:55.000 But wouldn't the national plan vary depending upon the pandemic, depending upon what the virus was?
01:54:00.000 I mean, it's one thing if you're dealing with something that's as contagious as the measles and as deadly as Ebola.
01:54:06.000 You know, that would have been, that would have required us to take extremely drastic measures.
01:54:11.000 And that was a lot of what we feared was going to be coming with COVID. I mean, there was an initial thought of what the virus was going to do, and this insane reaction to that, anticipating that,
01:54:27.000 but no correction once we realized what it had begun.
01:54:30.000 And also, no correction once we realized what the consequences of The lockdowns and this now we're now into nine, ten months of this isolation and fear and the economic disaster and despair.
01:54:46.000 It's so much happening.
01:54:49.000 And trying to find the path out of it is the weirdest part.
01:54:53.000 In many respects, the economy is correcting itself.
01:54:53.000 Yeah.
01:54:57.000 You know, it's not...
01:54:59.000 Dead as it was, you know, a few months ago.
01:55:02.000 You see a lot of activity.
01:55:06.000 You know, one of the people I talked about in my story was a Goldman Sachs analyst, Steve Strongin.
01:55:06.000 Many...
01:55:16.000 And, you know, at first, you know, the...
01:55:20.000 We had the biggest plunge, you know, in recorded history.
01:55:24.000 And, you know, one of the analysts at Goldman was saying, you know, usually if you're trying to do econometrics, I think it's pronounced econometrics, you analyze, you know, wage increases and how would that affect spending patterns and,
01:55:42.000 you know, restaurant availability, and then you...
01:55:48.000 In this case, there were no restaurants.
01:55:52.000 You subtract that from the economy.
01:55:54.000 Take out airlines.
01:55:55.000 It's more like arithmetic.
01:55:57.000 You just strike them.
01:55:59.000 And that's just never happened before.
01:56:02.000 And yet there's another thing that's going on, which is that the economy is reorganizing.
01:56:08.000 Around a new reality.
01:56:11.000 And that's one of the things about capitalism that's good, is it's nimble, and it sees opportunity.
01:56:21.000 Initially, when the markets crashed and unemployment went further south than we've ever seen it go, the stock market just froze.
01:56:36.000 And then there was a realization, according to one of my sources, when they learned that this was transmitted asymptomatically, in other words, you can have it and not have any symptoms and infect me,
01:56:54.000 then investors realized the usual treatments, public health approaches, We're going to work.
01:57:04.000 If you have symptomatic transmission, you get sick, you go to bed.
01:57:08.000 So you don't transmit so much.
01:57:11.000 If you are sick and walking around the world and greeting everybody and passing it off, that's an entirely different experience.
01:57:18.000 And that's why this disease is so sneaky.
01:57:21.000 And from the Wall Street point of view, it was Oh, fuck.
01:57:26.000 You know, so they wanted, at that point, you know, they had gone from just trying to, you know, get some money to operate their businesses to rushing to safety.
01:57:35.000 So you had five stocks like Amazon and Apple and so on, occupying 20% of the S&P. And, you know, but Strongman said, that's not the, you know, the purpose of Wall Street is to move money from Businesses that are no longer useful into the businesses of the future.
01:57:58.000 And that's when you see the rush for opportunity.
01:58:00.000 And that's why the stock market has gone so crazy during this period and gone into historic highs where people are still, many people are still underwater.
01:58:11.000 And there's going to be a lot of economic damage that's going to last for quite a long time.
01:58:18.000 Yeah.
01:58:20.000 I don't understand how they're going to pull out of it.
01:58:23.000 When you look at, like, Los Angeles has lost 75% of its restaurants.
01:58:27.000 Yeah.
01:58:27.000 It's just insanity.
01:58:29.000 I mean, I don't know.
01:58:30.000 What percentage small businesses are still barely hanging on?
01:58:34.000 How many have they lost already?
01:58:35.000 Well, like Austin, your new city, you know, used to be known as the live music capital of America.
01:58:41.000 Ah.
01:58:42.000 Is there a more vulnerable business to be in than a bar that plays music?
01:58:49.000 The bar that we patronize, Skylark Lounge, a lot of old musicians play there.
01:58:57.000 Miss Lavelle White, who was born in 1929, was still singing the blues at Skylark.
01:59:03.000 1929?
01:59:04.000 Yeah, she's a great blues legend.
01:59:06.000 Wow.
01:59:06.000 But, you know, a lot of the bars are...
01:59:12.000 We're permanently out of business, but so I think are a lot of the bands.
01:59:19.000 Musicians typically live on a really small level of comfort to start with.
01:59:25.000 As do comedians.
01:59:26.000 Yeah, I bet.
01:59:27.000 We lost Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, which is one of the best clubs in the world.
01:59:32.000 An amazing club that had been open for 34 years, I believe.
01:59:36.000 Maybe more.
01:59:37.000 It might be 35. And it went under while I was here.
01:59:43.000 We're hoping to bring some comedy back.
01:59:45.000 I want to start a place once it feels like it's responsible and safe to do it.
01:59:50.000 But it's just such a tricky thing to figure out when and how and what to do and measures to take place.
01:59:58.000 I've been doing these shows at Stubbs Amphitheater with Dave Chappelle, but we test the whole crowd, so they get there early, they get tested, and they've only had to turn away a couple people, and that was not even the shows that I was a part of.
02:00:12.000 I just did one spot on one of those shows, and Dave had done three, and out of those three, so for 1,200 people, they turned away two people that tested positive.
02:00:22.000 I don't think there was any other ones.
02:00:25.000 Audience for comedy is safer than the average population then because our positivity rate right now in Texas is over 20. Is it 20%?
02:00:34.000 Yeah.
02:00:35.000 Yeah, in Los Angeles they think it's so crazy that one out of 20 people has gotten the virus, either gotten over it or is currently infected.
02:00:44.000 One out of 80 currently have it, I think.
02:00:46.000 That's the most estimates right now.
02:00:48.000 And this new strain is sweeping through.
02:00:51.000 In California, in particular, it's driving out the old strain really quickly, as it did in the UK. It was stunning how quickly it overtook the contagion.
02:01:00.000 Yeah, it's more contagious but not more extreme in its symptoms or anything like that, right?
02:01:06.000 That's what they say, but I haven't heard that it's less.
02:01:13.000 I did, but it was from an unreliable source.
02:01:15.000 Yeah, I think there's wishful thinking involved in it.
02:01:18.000 In 1918, there was a mutation.
02:01:20.000 That made it more fatal.
02:01:22.000 Well, the weirdest part about this is the asymptomatic people.
02:01:26.000 Somewhere in the neighborhood of as much as half the people that get it don't even know they have it.
02:01:33.000 More than half.
02:01:33.000 Maybe as much as 70%.
02:01:35.000 That is so crazy.
02:01:37.000 That's true of polio also, for instance.
02:01:40.000 Only like one out of 200 cases of polio actually ever goes to see a doctor.
02:01:46.000 What?
02:01:47.000 When I was a kid, you know, I grew up in the polio era.
02:01:52.000 And one morning, I woke up, I'm about five or six years old, six maybe, and I couldn't move my legs.
02:02:02.000 And, you know, it was terrifying.
02:02:06.000 And I think it was a reaction to a tetanus shot that I had gotten.
02:02:13.000 You know, there were...
02:02:16.000 There's a syndrome called Guillain-Barre, which is very similar to polio in some ways.
02:02:24.000 In fact, there's a lot of scholarship now that says that Franklin Roosevelt may have had Guillain-Barre rather than polio because onset as an adult was so unusual.
02:02:35.000 And it might have been the horse serum in which the tetanus shot was grown.
02:02:44.000 Or it could have been something else entirely.
02:02:46.000 But I don't know, I don't remember how many days it was before I was able to move, but I was.
02:02:56.000 It was a scarring fright, and I've been advised not to take flu shots.
02:03:04.000 And it's one of the reasons I have been so interested in this vaccine.
02:03:09.000 And I'm going to take it because, you know, the kinds of, you know, possible pollution, you know, like horse serum or flu shots grown in chicken eggs and stuff like that, it's not a feature of this vaccine, at least not the Moderna and the Pfizer.
02:03:26.000 With any kind of vaccine, there comes a certain level of paranoia, especially a new vaccine.
02:03:34.000 And that's been fascinating and frightening to behold and to read online all of the crazy theories and what people anticipate could happen.
02:03:47.000 And people that say, I'm not taking that fucking thing.
02:03:51.000 All the people that are terrified of it and don't want to try some what they deem to be an experimental vaccine.
02:04:00.000 I'm hesitant to get into this because I don't want to encourage the anti-vaxxers because I think it's important for the nation to protect itself, protect the health of our communities.
02:04:15.000 But this is a story that is where a lot of the anti-vaxxers come from.
02:04:20.000 In 1976, there was a young recruit at Fort Dix, New Jersey named David Lewis.
02:04:31.000 He was 19 years old, a healthy young soldier, and he was on a march.
02:04:37.000 He got sick on the march.
02:04:41.000 And died, you know, quickly.
02:04:45.000 And there was flu on the camp, but they sent in his blood sample to the CDC. Couldn't find any modern flus that it corresponded to.
02:05:00.000 So they checked against swine samples.
02:05:04.000 And pigs, after 1918, became a reservoir for the 1918 flu.
02:05:09.000 We gave it to them, and they kept it.
02:05:12.000 And so over the years, there were occasional examples of farmers getting sick from their pigs.
02:05:20.000 But it was the H1N1 strain, which was 1918. Okay.
02:05:25.000 And that's what killed David Lewis.
02:05:29.000 And there were several other soldiers that had gotten it but weren't that ill.
02:05:35.000 So I decided I would write about it, and I went up to Fort Dix.
02:05:43.000 At the time, Gerald Ford was president, and the question was, Should we vaccinate everybody?
02:05:53.000 And flu vaccines, you know, were already kind of on board.
02:05:56.000 All you had to do is change the formula, and so it wasn't like what we're going through now.
02:06:03.000 And the head of the CDC, David Sincer at the time, said, you know, we're going to go whole hog.
02:06:09.000 He says, we're going to vaccinate everybody in the country.
02:06:12.000 And so I went up to Fort Dix to find out what was going on.
02:06:16.000 And I talked to the environmental health officer from Macon, Georgia.
02:06:22.000 And as we were talking, you know, I said that I had talked to David Lewis's mother, who was a nurse.
02:06:33.000 And he said, hey, did she tell you about that pig?
02:06:39.000 And I said, what pig was that?
02:06:42.000 Oh, some story.
02:06:43.000 David ran into some pig, you know, God knows.
02:06:47.000 And so I called Mrs. Lewis and she thinks, you know, yes, this was where David got sick.
02:06:55.000 So the question was, Did he get sick from a pig?
02:07:01.000 Or was it a human disease?
02:07:03.000 And his fiancée, a very attractive young woman, they were going to go in the mission fields, and she was a nurse and a pilot.
02:07:12.000 She was a lively person.
02:07:15.000 Peg, laugh him.
02:07:18.000 She and I, they had been driving over Christmas from her home in upstate New York to his home in Massachusetts.
02:07:29.000 And the snow had closed the road down to a single lane.
02:07:36.000 And they came upon a pig in the middle of the road, a big 200 pound hog.
02:07:41.000 And David nudged it to see if he could move it.
02:07:46.000 But, you know, so he got out and grabbed the pig by his ears and pulled him off to the side of the road.
02:07:51.000 So the question was, did the pig cough in his face?
02:07:54.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:07:55.000 Because if he got it from a pig, And he got a huge viral load.
02:07:59.000 And then some other people may have gotten it from him, but they didn't get that sick and it died out.
02:08:04.000 Because in 1918, you had 100 million people dead.
02:08:09.000 And so far, you had one, but you're going to vaccinate everybody.
02:08:16.000 We had to find the pig.
02:08:17.000 So we went house to house on this Route 23, knocking on doors.
02:08:22.000 Did you see a pig out on the road over Christmas?
02:08:25.000 And a lot of people had.
02:08:27.000 And finally, it wasn't too hard to find the owner of the pig.
02:08:32.000 He lived in, my memory may be a little wrong, It seemed like a double-wide trailer.
02:08:40.000 It was a house pig, not evident at the moment, but it was his pet.
02:08:44.000 And he had been in a railroad accident and lost a couple of limbs and was propped up against the refrigerator.
02:08:51.000 And I proposed to him.
02:08:56.000 I just like a little blood from your pig.
02:09:00.000 Take it to the CDC. You know, they'll analyze it.
02:09:03.000 You know, the whole country's waiting in line to get these inoculations.
02:09:07.000 And if it happens that your pig is the source of it, then, you know, we might be able to save everybody a lot of trouble.
02:09:15.000 And so he looked at this girl on the couch and he said, I know you.
02:09:20.000 I know your family.
02:09:21.000 I know where you live.
02:09:22.000 You fuck with my pig.
02:09:23.000 I'll burn your house down.
02:09:25.000 Welcome to epidemiology.
02:09:28.000 I said, really?
02:09:29.000 We don't have to go that far.
02:09:31.000 We finally worked a deal where his vet extracted a little blood, sent it to the CDC, and the pig had never been sick a day in his life.
02:09:42.000 Millions of Americans, I think it was 26 million Americans, were vaccinated before there were hundreds of cases of Guillain-Barre.
02:09:52.000 And a couple of dozen people died.
02:09:56.000 And Gerald Ford called off the vaccination and lost the election.
02:10:02.000 It was a fiasco.
02:10:03.000 And, you know, I mean, history might have been different if that pig had been sick.
02:10:12.000 Going back to that, you can see a government in disarray rushing ill-advised into the most extreme position, which is vaccinate everybody.
02:10:24.000 Don't wait to see if it spreads.
02:10:26.000 Of course I understand their hesitancy about waiting.
02:10:32.000 This is a disease that has a history of leveling all of civilization.
02:10:40.000 So you don't want to treat it lightly.
02:10:43.000 But, you know, they sped to the finish line.
02:10:48.000 And unfortunately, it caused a lot of damage and left a legacy of distrust that has never really gone away.
02:10:59.000 And yet here we are.
02:11:02.000 Here we are in a very, very similar spot.
02:11:04.000 Yeah.
02:11:05.000 You know, it was an election year, you know, a novel disease.
02:11:09.000 You know, we haven't seen...
02:11:12.000 Hey, we're going to get through this.
02:11:18.000 One of the things that I... With all the misjudgments that have been done, especially by the government, There have been a lot of heroic and brilliant people out there working on this, and I had the privilege of meeting so many of them.
02:11:35.000 And I'm totally confident, even given my own history of having a vaccine reaction, I think this vaccine is a lifesaver.
02:11:47.000 I hope you're right.
02:11:48.000 I do too.
02:11:50.000 Do you take any extraordinary measures to protect your health?
02:11:55.000 Have you done anything different during this pandemic?
02:11:58.000 It's been a very isolating experience.
02:11:58.000 No.
02:12:01.000 And as a reporter, it's hard.
02:12:07.000 I miss my friends.
02:12:10.000 I miss travel.
02:12:11.000 I miss playing music.
02:12:13.000 You know, there's a lot of things that I've really, really missed, but I don't want to put my family at risk.
02:12:22.000 Yeah.
02:12:23.000 You're in the age group where you can get the vaccine, though, in Texas.
02:12:27.000 You know, there was some real controversy as to whether or not they should vaccinate essential workers first or older people that are more at risk.
02:12:36.000 And there's been some weird shit written about that that's flavored with social justice and all sorts of...
02:12:42.000 I'm sure you're aware of all that.
02:12:45.000 I would like to get the vaccine.
02:12:48.000 Look for it.
02:12:49.000 I've signed up with our local pharmacy.
02:12:55.000 Actually, healthcare workers are positive at a lower rate than the general population strictly because they behave themselves.
02:13:03.000 They wear masks.
02:13:05.000 They wear PPE. They're careful.
02:13:08.000 And they really know how to wear the mask properly, too.
02:13:10.000 Yes, they do.
02:13:10.000 They're sealed to their face.
02:13:11.000 Yes.
02:13:12.000 And they often wear face shields and stuff like that.
02:13:16.000 But on the other hand, they're confronted every day with the possibility of...
02:13:21.000 And I've talked to a lot of these people, you know...
02:13:26.000 Some of them are single.
02:13:28.000 They haven't seen their families in 10 months.
02:13:31.000 There's nurses living in basements of their own homes so that they don't infect their children.
02:13:38.000 Every day, they don't know if they haven't gotten infected that day.
02:13:43.000 And so, yes, I think they should be at the front of the line.
02:13:47.000 But, you know, I'm going to be competing with Uber drivers.
02:13:51.000 And, you know, I mean, there are a lot of lobbies coming out for we're next.
02:13:56.000 And it's a hard judgment to make about who's the most valuable.
02:14:03.000 You start looking at elderly people where they have less life.
02:14:09.000 You know, to lose.
02:14:10.000 And so that's an argument against going out and vaccinating people like me who are so desperate to live forever.
02:14:22.000 But it's all made more difficult by the failure.
02:14:27.000 You know, at every stage we've failed.
02:14:30.000 But this is the final stage and we're failing at getting the vaccine out and getting it into the arms of the people who need it.
02:14:37.000 And what's the issue here with the failure?
02:14:39.000 Start with, you know, over-promising.
02:14:43.000 I was told by Pfizer back in September, I think, when, maybe it was August, when they had the results of their first trial.
02:14:53.000 It was really, really positive.
02:14:55.000 And they were going to have 100 million doses by the end of the year.
02:15:00.000 And Azar, the Secretary of Health and Human Services, I predicted, you know, that we'd have 100 million vaccinations, and then it was 40, and then it was 20. And now, you know,
02:15:16.000 as it turned out, a little less than 4 million vaccines by the end of 2020. Moderna is now coming online, and, you know, that's going to supplement things a lot more.
02:15:30.000 But it's, you know, my doctor...
02:15:36.000 There's a sheet that says, you know, where all the vaccines are going, and it said that he'd gotten 500 doses.
02:15:43.000 He doesn't have any.
02:15:44.000 He never had any.
02:15:46.000 I don't know what they're saying, but, you know, there are all these different entities that claim that they have vaccine, or it is claimed that they have one, they don't have it.
02:16:00.000 Yeah, it's a mess.
02:16:01.000 And they're also worried about not having enough vials to put the vaccine in.
02:16:06.000 So you may have a huge amount of vaccine that you simply can't bottle.
02:16:09.000 Well, there's also the transportation issue, right?
02:16:11.000 Because it has to be insanely cold.
02:16:14.000 Other vaccines are going to come online soon, you know, AstraZeneca, Johnson& Johnson, you know, there are a bunch of others, but probably the gold standard is the Pfizer and the Moderna, which is the same vaccine that Barney Graham and Jason McClellan invented.
02:16:33.000 When you wrote a novel about the pandemic, you wrote this piece for The New Yorker about the real state of what happened during COVID-19.
02:16:43.000 As a writer, you've got to have an imagination about what could possibly take place.
02:16:54.000 How do we bounce back?
02:16:57.000 There's pitfalls and there's Hope, you know, there's possible, you know, bright futures, and there's possible dystopian futures.
02:17:09.000 When you look at the future, what do you see?
02:17:14.000 Joe Rogan's Comedy Club?
02:17:17.000 It's a good place to start, right?
02:17:19.000 Well, I would love to have that here.
02:17:21.000 Can't you see it?
02:17:23.000 Yes, I can see that.
02:17:24.000 Well, there are other people with similar visions, and this is a reset time.
02:17:31.000 Our culture has been leveled.
02:17:34.000 There are a lot of things that are going to change.
02:17:39.000 Office spaces, you know, skyscrapers, that kind of thing.
02:17:43.000 You know, we're going to see...
02:17:45.000 You're going to be living in a city where a lot of people are moving.
02:17:49.000 You know, they're drawn to...
02:17:51.000 First of all, they're escaping.
02:17:52.000 They're escaping the idea of cities.
02:17:56.000 It's been scarring, I think, to be trapped in a building where you have to ride an elevator every day.
02:18:03.000 And, you know, push the button, you might die.
02:18:08.000 You know, people long to be outdoors.
02:18:11.000 And so they're moving to places where those things are easier.
02:18:15.000 A lot of people in the West are leaving because of the fires.
02:18:19.000 You know, climate change and things like that have made a big difference.
02:18:22.000 So people are moving.
02:18:24.000 And if you're in New York or L.A. and you're looking at a map of America and you're thinking, where should I go?
02:18:36.000 There aren't a lot of places that, you know, there's no place like New York, there's no place like LA, but there are places that have attributes that make those places congenial.
02:18:52.000 And, you know, so Texas is one of the places where a lot of people wind up because it's got, it's dynamic.
02:18:59.000 I think that's the And also there are places inside Texas, like Austin, that are tolerant and interesting.
02:19:10.000 Austin has had a reputation for being cool, far beyond what it deserves, and this has gone on for as long as I've been here.
02:19:21.000 Ever since I moved to Austin, when people would ask me, where are you from?
02:19:26.000 You get this kind of look.
02:19:26.000 Texas.
02:19:28.000 Where in Texas?
02:19:29.000 Austin.
02:19:30.000 Oh, Austin.
02:19:31.000 It's forgivable.
02:19:34.000 And it's supposed to, oh, I hear it's great.
02:19:36.000 And you say Waco, they'll look at you sideways.
02:19:38.000 Exactly.
02:19:39.000 It's one of those places that people think about moving if they have to.
02:19:45.000 I had an opportunity to buy David Koresh's Mustang at one point in time.
02:19:48.000 And you passed it up?
02:19:49.000 I fucked up.
02:19:50.000 I didn't have a place for it.
02:19:52.000 It was for sale.
02:19:53.000 I have a bit of a car problem.
02:19:56.000 That's totally understandable.
02:19:58.000 I think that's a worthy problem.
02:20:01.000 Also, I didn't know if I wanted to have his car.
02:20:06.000 Bad juju?
02:20:07.000 I don't know.
02:20:09.000 It's a 68 Camaro, which is a nice car.
02:20:13.000 I like 69s a little bit more, a little wider car.
02:20:16.000 That's it right there.
02:20:17.000 Oh, yeah.
02:20:18.000 Yeah.
02:20:19.000 It was for sale.
02:20:21.000 That's David Koresh's car?
02:20:23.000 Well, he should have spent more time working on the car.
02:20:23.000 Yeah.
02:20:29.000 Why?
02:20:29.000 It looks great.
02:20:30.000 It looks great, but just driving around a little bit would be a beauty.
02:20:35.000 Well, he, like most cult leaders, was too busy trying to fuck the wives of all of his...
02:20:40.000 It always comes up, doesn't it?
02:20:42.000 Yeah, that's the thing they always do.
02:20:43.000 They always want to have access to everyone's wife.
02:20:45.000 Right.
02:20:46.000 It's kind of crazy how these patterns just emerge over and over and over again.
02:20:50.000 That's like one of the big ones.
02:20:51.000 They want to separate you from your family.
02:20:53.000 Yeah.
02:20:54.000 I've had Steve Hassan on the podcast before who's a cult expert.
02:20:58.000 I know him, yeah.
02:20:59.000 Yeah, who was in the Moonies himself.
02:21:01.000 He got rescued.
02:21:01.000 Yeah.
02:21:03.000 And he sort of outlined the steps they do.
02:21:07.000 But one of the things is, like, remove you from the influence of your family.
02:21:10.000 Yeah.
02:21:11.000 Fascinating.
02:21:12.000 You know?
02:21:13.000 And with Koresh, they literally had a walled compound and brought everybody into the compound.
02:21:18.000 And this one guy with this vision...
02:21:22.000 And it's funny.
02:21:24.000 It's like we have these tolerant people.
02:21:26.000 Like, we tolerate a certain level.
02:21:29.000 Like the Joel Osteen.
02:21:30.000 It's like, eh...
02:21:31.000 Seems to be doing more harm than he's doing good.
02:21:33.000 Or more good, rather, than he's doing harm.
02:21:36.000 Let it go.
02:21:37.000 No big deal.
02:21:37.000 Yeah, he's making a lot of money, and yeah, he's doing all this, and it doesn't seem right, but at least he's not banging everybody's wife.
02:21:46.000 Well, this brings up another memory.
02:21:49.000 In my church in Dallas, the first Methodist church when I was growing up, Dallas had the reputation in the 60s of being the most religious city in America.
02:22:04.000 It had the largest Methodist, the largest Baptist churches in the whole country and one of the largest Presbyterians and a large Catholic population as well.
02:22:12.000 It also had high rates of murder and divorce and all those things that you find in a really turbulent culture that Dallas was.
02:22:21.000 And my father taught Sunday school for years and years.
02:22:27.000 And then Robert Goodrich was our pastor and he became a bishop and his son was a quarterback on our high school team.
02:22:40.000 So we knew all these people pretty well.
02:22:43.000 And Years later, the church had kind of gone into decline and downtown Dallas was sort of inner city.
02:22:51.000 They brought in this charismatic young preacher named Walker Raley.
02:22:57.000 His first action as a preacher and First Methodist was to blow into the microphone and breathe life into the church again.
02:23:08.000 And he was very charismatic.
02:23:10.000 He has great sermons.
02:23:11.000 And I went to see him several times when we went back to Dallas for holidays and so on.
02:23:17.000 I could see the attraction.
02:23:21.000 And he was very progressive.
02:23:23.000 And then these threats on his life began to appear.
02:23:26.000 Apparently because of you know his racial progressivism and you know notes were slipped under his door and FBI began to investigate and then over Easter there was a really you know a very straightforward threat to kill him and so he wore a bulletproof vest under his vestments and You know,
02:23:55.000 everybody, you know, inside the church circle, you know, we're all terrified.
02:24:02.000 And then his wife is strangled in the garage and into a coma.
02:24:12.000 And Walker Rayleigh did it.
02:24:14.000 Yeah, I was about to say.
02:24:15.000 I got suspicious almost immediately.
02:24:17.000 Well, he was never convicted.
02:24:21.000 And I interviewed him and, you know, He said, you have all these piercing blue eyes and that sincerity.
02:24:34.000 I don't know where you stand on me, Larry, but this all comes as a horrible, horrible shock to me.
02:24:43.000 I said, I think you did it.
02:24:46.000 You have the courage to say that to his face.
02:24:50.000 I didn't think he could strangle me.
02:24:53.000 Although we were in the kitchen where there were a lot of sharp knives.
02:24:56.000 But yeah, there it is.
02:24:58.000 You guys can really flush this out.
02:24:58.000 How about that?
02:25:01.000 How do you say it?
02:25:02.000 Rayleigh?
02:25:03.000 Rayleigh.
02:25:03.000 Walker Rayleigh.
02:25:05.000 He got off.
02:25:07.000 How did he get off?
02:25:08.000 Well, there was no witness.
02:25:11.000 There was talk that his children, he had two kids, one of them may have been partially strangled.
02:25:18.000 That's not clear, but you know...
02:25:21.000 At the same time?
02:25:22.000 Yeah.
02:25:24.000 Like one of them might have been a witness?
02:25:27.000 Maybe.
02:25:28.000 And it turned out Walker really was having an affair with the daughter of our previous minister, Lucy Goodrich.
02:25:38.000 She called herself Lucy Papillon.
02:25:40.000 Oh, Lucy.
02:25:41.000 And she played the piano in my father's Sunday school class.
02:25:48.000 I've had my own brushes with, I don't know, there's something about religion and sexuality.
02:25:58.000 You know, I wrote about Jimmy Swigert, for instance.
02:26:02.000 I've seen him!
02:26:04.000 Yes, indeed.
02:26:05.000 I remember that.
02:26:06.000 That was wild.
02:26:08.000 I went to his church, and man, that church was crazy.
02:26:12.000 You would have loved the services.
02:26:15.000 I mean, it started off with this bass drum and then a guitar lick and then the curtains open and it's just rocking.
02:26:22.000 It was much better music than the First Methodist Church in Dallas.
02:26:28.000 And Jimmy was a real performer.
02:26:34.000 Yeah, there he is.
02:26:37.000 I remember at the end of the sermon, you know, people would come up and he would embrace them.
02:26:42.000 And he liked to get hookers, right?
02:26:48.000 Very low class, you know, out on airport road, they're sitting in a plastic lawn chair, that kind of thing.
02:26:58.000 That's a bizarre fetish.
02:27:03.000 But I think that there's something about when you climb into the spiritual spotlight.
02:27:11.000 Is that her?
02:27:13.000 Yeah.
02:27:13.000 That girl?
02:27:14.000 Yeah.
02:27:15.000 She looks like she's got her shit together.
02:27:16.000 Yeah.
02:27:22.000 You're inviting a certain amount of sexual projection.
02:27:27.000 Because of the spotlight.
02:27:28.000 Yeah.
02:27:29.000 Well, then there's also the putting yourself in this position of being the ambassador of the Lord's Word.
02:27:36.000 Right.
02:27:37.000 You know, and you're preaching about this pious lifestyle and all the pressure.
02:27:42.000 Well, also the emotionality that Swaggart, I mean, that was one of his signature things, is that he would weep.
02:27:49.000 That wasn't the only time he wept, you know.
02:27:51.000 He would weep, he would rant, he would speak in tongues, he would dance, he would sing.
02:27:57.000 Is he dead now?
02:27:57.000 Yeah.
02:27:58.000 No, no, he's old.
02:28:01.000 Gotta get him in here.
02:28:03.000 I've thought about, you know, doing a follow-up, you know, because I'm intrigued by Disgrace.
02:28:09.000 And, you know, so many Titanic figures have fallen.
02:28:13.000 This guy that strangled his wife, I'm sorry to interrupt you there.
02:28:16.000 Walker Rayleigh.
02:28:17.000 What did he say when he said, I think you did it?
02:28:17.000 Rayleigh.
02:28:21.000 If I remember correctly, it's sort of, I'm sorry you feel that way, you know.
02:28:28.000 He's now living in California.
02:28:30.000 He's in L.A. He married another wealthy woman, I understand.
02:28:38.000 She set him up and then she passed away.
02:28:40.000 I don't know under what circumstances.
02:28:43.000 I think he's with some...
02:28:45.000 Anyway, he's got a Facebook page.
02:28:50.000 There he is.
02:28:54.000 What year was this?
02:28:57.000 It's in the 80s.
02:28:58.000 I'm sorry.
02:28:58.000 I'm not good on it.
02:28:59.000 No worries.
02:29:00.000 And Peggy, his wife, in a coma.
02:29:03.000 She lived for like 26 years.
02:29:06.000 You can check to see when she passed away.
02:29:08.000 Never regained consciousness, but was in a coma for that entire...
02:29:14.000 And then it became a homicide.
02:29:17.000 When she died?
02:29:18.000 Yeah.
02:29:18.000 What was the evidence?
02:29:24.000 It was all circumstantial.
02:29:26.000 He left a telephone message.
02:29:30.000 Honey, I'm running a little late.
02:29:32.000 I don't know what time it is.
02:29:34.000 He was driving a Honda, which has a little clock right there on the dashboard.
02:29:39.000 I've been studying over at SMU. Did you listen to the message?
02:29:47.000 I think it had been published.
02:29:53.000 I quoted it, so I either listened to it or I read it.
02:29:58.000 But that was one of the things.
02:29:59.000 He lied about not knowing what time it was.
02:30:01.000 He lied about his whereabouts.
02:30:03.000 He went over to visit Lucy.
02:30:06.000 He...
02:30:09.000 And, you know, there was no...
02:30:12.000 Also, all those notes and stuff were written to him.
02:30:16.000 There was one point where...
02:30:18.000 Notes?
02:30:18.000 You know, when I told you about the death threats, he wrote them himself.
02:30:22.000 Oh, written to him, you said.
02:30:24.000 Yeah.
02:30:24.000 But you meant written by him.
02:30:25.000 Written by him.
02:30:26.000 Yeah.
02:30:26.000 And after Peggy was in a coma...
02:30:30.000 Walker was in the hospital visiting and he overdosed and left a suicide note about how wrong he had been.
02:30:39.000 But he never actually admitted what he had done.
02:30:43.000 He was wrong about.
02:30:44.000 Yeah.
02:30:45.000 So he tried to commit suicide but survived.
02:30:48.000 Yeah.
02:30:48.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:30:49.000 So he was in a coma and she was in a coma.
02:30:51.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:30:52.000 And the wrong person came out of it.
02:30:54.000 Yeah.
02:30:54.000 Yeah.
02:30:59.000 I mean, it really goes back to what we were talking about earlier, this desire that people have to be this leader and to be this person with this secret inside knowledge and to be in control of a covenant, to be in control of a parish.
02:31:14.000 Well, in your performing career, for instance, isn't there some element of that?
02:31:21.000 There's want and attention, for sure.
02:31:23.000 There's wanting acceptance.
02:31:25.000 There's wanting to be successful, to be...
02:31:31.000 To be recognized by people for your work, you know, for what you do.
02:31:37.000 But you would hope that whatever pathology leads you to stand-up comedy in the first place.
02:31:42.000 Because there's not a single person that gets in it that's not fucked up.
02:31:45.000 Like, you have to have something wrong with you to want to be a comic.
02:31:48.000 Because it's such a brutal, emotional battle.
02:31:51.000 You bomb so often, particularly in the beginning.
02:31:56.000 Bombing is devastating.
02:31:57.000 I bet.
02:31:57.000 It is the worst.
02:31:59.000 It's, uh...
02:32:01.000 I described it as, it's like sucking a thousand dicks in front of your mother.
02:32:05.000 But the thing is, I think there's probably a person out there that wants to suck a thousand dicks in front of their mother.
02:32:11.000 I doubt there's a person who wants to bomb.
02:32:14.000 It's devastating.
02:32:15.000 But it's also...
02:32:19.000 For a person like myself who grew up in martial arts, it's a complex challenge.
02:32:25.000 It's a complex challenge of managing concepts and emotions and how to get an idea across to people.
02:32:34.000 And in a way, it's kind of a mass hypnosis because you're trying to bring people into a state of mind where they think the way you're thinking and they allow you to think for them and then you can get them to feel good in laughter.
02:32:46.000 It's very rewarding.
02:32:47.000 I bet.
02:32:48.000 To look at it as an art form is a very rewarding art form when it's done well.
02:32:52.000 Like a show that's done well.
02:32:53.000 But I was telling Jamie the other day, I'll fuck up one line of one joke and then it will haunt me for days.
02:33:01.000 I won't be able to enjoy dinner.
02:33:01.000 Sure.
02:33:02.000 I'll be driving in my car by myself and I'll just be like...
02:33:05.000 No, I'm the same way.
02:33:07.000 I discovered an error in my novel just the other day.
02:33:13.000 It's been published.
02:33:15.000 It's out there.
02:33:16.000 It's a terrible error.
02:33:18.000 And it's been many eyes were on it, copy editors, editors, you know, me many times, you know, it all slipped by.
02:33:28.000 But that...
02:33:34.000 That achievement of getting a laugh is...
02:33:42.000 Even just in an ordinary setting, if you come up with something that's funny, I remember some of my best lines for decades!
02:33:53.000 I will never tell them again, but that was the moment when I got it right.
02:34:00.000 In that moment, yeah.
02:34:01.000 Those are magical moments.
02:34:03.000 And as a comic, like I said, it's a really rewarding art form.
02:34:09.000 But there's no...
02:34:10.000 I don't have a desire to, like, lead people or to be revered or to have some sort of...
02:34:19.000 I mean, it sounds ironic that I do have this weird platform.
02:34:23.000 But this is all accidental.
02:34:25.000 This came about from just hanging out with my friends, talking shit.
02:34:30.000 Really?
02:34:30.000 And most of the time we were high.
02:34:32.000 Like...
02:34:33.000 Almost all the early podcasts, we were blasted out of our head.
02:34:36.000 Because we're living in California, you know, and most of the early ones were all comedians.
02:34:42.000 So we just have an excuse to get baked and to just make each other laugh and to put some stuff out on the internet.
02:34:50.000 And then along the way I started saying, man, I'd like to talk to that guy.
02:34:53.000 I'd like to try to get some guests.
02:34:54.000 And then all of a sudden I have scientists on and professors and athletes.
02:35:01.000 It just got weird.
02:35:02.000 And it became what it is now.
02:35:04.000 But it was never a plan.
02:35:07.000 It was just something that sort of happened.
02:35:09.000 And now...
02:35:11.000 Over the last few years, I've recognized, like, oh, shit.
02:35:14.000 I have, like, a responsibility.
02:35:16.000 Like, I can't just talk shit anymore.
02:35:18.000 Because now people are listening.
02:35:20.000 Well, there's a whole aftermarket of, you know, other people commenting on your shows.
02:35:26.000 Yeah.
02:35:27.000 Oh, yeah.
02:35:27.000 And taking things out of context and misrepresenting what my intention was.
02:35:33.000 And then also, like, just the act of, you know, what I would call talking shit.
02:35:38.000 Like, when Especially comics are around talking shit.
02:35:41.000 They don't mean what they're saying.
02:35:42.000 They're just being silly.
02:35:43.000 They're just trying to say provocative, outrageous things to get a reaction from each other, to crack each other up, or just to have fun.
02:35:52.000 And when you take that stuff and you put it in quotes, it becomes a totally different animal.
02:35:56.000 You take away all the flavor and the fun, and now it's just a hurtful thing or an ignorant thing.
02:36:03.000 Yeah.
02:36:04.000 The podcast has become a very different endeavor than what I initially had.
02:36:11.000 But also, because of the higher profile, now it's allowed me to talk to more interesting people and more influential people.
02:36:18.000 Like we were talking about the Elon Musk conversation before the show.
02:36:21.000 Fabulous conversation.
02:36:21.000 Fantastic.
02:36:22.000 Just to have an opportunity to sit down with one of the most interesting people I think that's ever lived and one of the most productive and prolific people.
02:36:33.000 Just the fact that he's able to juggle all these plates simultaneously.
02:36:37.000 He's a really unique guy.
02:36:41.000 Off air, like super friendly.
02:36:44.000 Really?
02:36:45.000 Really easy to talk to.
02:36:46.000 Very nice.
02:36:47.000 When I first met him, I was kind of taken...
02:36:50.000 It took a while during the first conversation I had with him to loosen him up.
02:36:54.000 It took a while for him to relax because he was one way and then we were on camera and then all of a sudden he was very aware that he was on camera and he was a little tense.
02:37:03.000 So then the whiskey started flowing and then I pulled out a joint and that became history.
02:37:09.000 But it was all only possible because the podcast had become this thing where it was like, you have some ideas, go there.
02:37:20.000 And then you can get those ideas out and there's no middleman.
02:37:23.000 No one's going to stop you from discussing things.
02:37:25.000 No producer's going to run in and say this is not appropriate or this is controversial.
02:37:29.000 We'd like to steer away from this subject.
02:37:31.000 I don't want to steer away from anything.
02:37:32.000 If you want to talk about it, I'm more than willing to talk about it.
02:37:35.000 I think any subject can be approached reasonably.
02:37:38.000 You know, and when a guy like him wants to come on, and particularly, I found the most interesting thing, like, I could tell talking to him that it was almost like his, like, when you're looking at his eyes and he's discussing these things,
02:37:53.000 it's almost like his brain is just wired different.
02:37:56.000 Yeah.
02:37:56.000 And when I said that to him, I was like, I have this feeling that, what is it like to be you?
02:38:03.000 And he was like, he wouldn't want to be me.
02:38:06.000 And that he realized when he was really young that it was different.
02:38:10.000 That he thought everyone's mind worked like that.
02:38:12.000 His brain is just like a tornado of ideas.
02:38:15.000 And he's just trying to use his time as wisely as possible to give...
02:38:20.000 Attention to all these different ideas whether it's the boring company or whether it's a solar power company or Tesla or SpaceX It's like who the fuck is running?
02:38:31.000 That mean companies that are that influential that powerful that significant and four of them simultaneously.
02:38:37.000 Yeah, how is that even possible?
02:38:39.000 Well, what's interesting about I was gonna say people like Elon Musk and there aren't very many people like him but ever They challenge you about what life could be and what you might be.
02:38:54.000 I mean, you say you fell into this, but in a way, you created it organically.
02:39:02.000 You made it you.
02:39:04.000 And Elon Musk...
02:39:09.000 Of course, he made a couple of billion dollars to get started.
02:39:12.000 But he allowed himself to become himself.
02:39:19.000 There was a role out there in the universe that he could step into.
02:39:24.000 And I think that's true for all of us in many ways.
02:39:27.000 I think we all get handicapped.
02:39:30.000 Oftentimes, I'm in countries where I'm dealing with people who will never be fulfilled.
02:39:36.000 Their culture is so confining.
02:39:39.000 They can never be who they might be.
02:39:41.000 But we're not in that culture.
02:39:44.000 And so the potential to become bigger than we are is always there.
02:39:52.000 But there are only a few people that actually become as big as they might be.
02:40:02.000 You're limited by money or opportunity.
02:40:05.000 We talked about some of those neighborhoods in Baltimore or something like that.
02:40:10.000 They're tremendous barriers.
02:40:12.000 But there are people that come out of those places and take the world on.
02:40:17.000 There's something fascinating to me about accepting the challenge.
02:40:23.000 There's a lot of risk involved.
02:40:25.000 You can be totally deluded.
02:40:29.000 And I'm sure you know people who think that they're so great, and everybody knows they're not, and it's a huge joke.
02:40:35.000 But there are also people like Elon Musk who think they could be greater, and they are able to...
02:40:41.000 I don't know.
02:40:42.000 I think that's a very significant point, that the people that think they're great, but they're deluded.
02:40:46.000 That is the most toxic...
02:40:50.000 Attribute that a person can have if they want to achieve something, because it'll keep you from progressing, because you have this distorted perception of your own worth.
02:40:58.000 There's a lot of people out there that are extremely mediocre, that feel short-sighted.
02:41:03.000 They feel like people have looked past them.
02:41:06.000 They haven't got their just due.
02:41:08.000 And it's weird.
02:41:10.000 It's a weird thing, that sentiment, that idea that you haven't gotten the attention you deserve.
02:41:16.000 But you get exactly what you deserve.
02:41:18.000 That's the sad thing.
02:41:19.000 Is it the case that they're in the wrong calling?
02:41:24.000 Not necessarily.
02:41:26.000 I think a lot of it is just discipline.
02:41:28.000 A lot of people are not willing to work hard enough to grow.
02:41:31.000 Like that feeling that you have when you found that you have an error in your novel and it just fucking rots you.
02:41:39.000 That feeling.
02:41:41.000 Everybody doesn't get that feeling.
02:41:42.000 Some people are very satisfied with their work, even if their work is mediocre.
02:41:46.000 Some people think that their stuff is awesome just because it's them, you know?
02:41:50.000 Yeah, I think that that's one of the advantages of mixed martial arts, I'm sure, is you find out really quickly where you stand.
02:41:59.000 Yeah.
02:42:00.000 And the truth is laid bare.
02:42:03.000 You can't lie to yourself, because if you're lying to yourself, if you're pretending, there's physical consequences.
02:42:11.000 And the same thing is true for stand-up.
02:42:13.000 You know, the laughs tell you, you know, are you who you would like to be or think you are or not?
02:42:20.000 And, you know, also I think in writing, you know, people buy your books or they don't.
02:42:25.000 They go see your play or your movie or they don't.
02:42:28.000 You know, there's a critic's way in.
02:42:32.000 You know, all of these things, you get feedback about where you are versus where you want to be.
02:42:39.000 Right.
02:42:40.000 And I'm in a kind of unusual spot.
02:42:43.000 I'm a lot further ahead than I ever thought I'd be.
02:42:46.000 You know, I never thought I would achieve the kind of success that I've had.
02:42:51.000 And I'm really grateful for it, but it makes me wonder, what if I'd been more ambitious when I was younger?
02:42:59.000 What if I'd laid in some study time that I didn't have?
02:43:05.000 Doesn't this mirror what we were talking about before the podcast started?
02:43:08.000 We were saying about the differences between our culture and other cultures is that we're, at least as a concept, endlessly ambitious.
02:43:17.000 We want to work harder.
02:43:18.000 We want to put in more hours to the...
02:43:21.000 To the detriment of our personal lives, the detriment of our relaxation and social time.
02:43:26.000 If you had been more ambitious, would you have been you?
02:43:31.000 And would you have had the same kind of impact that you've had?
02:43:34.000 Isn't part of the reason why you've had the kind of impact that you've had Is that you really just have concentrated on the work.
02:43:40.000 You've concentrated on whether it's with Going Clear or your book about the pandemic or whatever these things are.
02:43:47.000 From my admiration of you, you're a guy who puts incredible focus on a subject.
02:43:54.000 And you seem to be, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, you seem to get absorbed in the work.
02:43:59.000 If you're really ambitious, then you're thinking about end results.
02:44:03.000 Then you're thinking about...
02:44:05.000 Ultimate goals or you're thinking about numbers like what what is where's the benefit in that when you obviously are wealthy you obviously are healthy You obviously are fulfilled in terms of your career.
02:44:16.000 Why would you want to be more ambitious?
02:44:18.000 That's an interesting point.
02:44:19.000 I think If I I had a realization, a kind of epiphany at some point.
02:44:32.000 I tend to have these.
02:44:34.000 I've had my two or three in my life where something came really clear, almost like a voice in my ear.
02:44:40.000 But the helpful little tidbit that came into my ear was, nobody's going to remember you.
02:44:51.000 Even if they do remember you, they're going to die, too.
02:44:55.000 All the writers that were famous when I was in college, if you go to college now, they don't know their names.
02:45:03.000 They don't know who Norman Mailer is or Gore Vidal or any of those people.
02:45:07.000 Those people have all been forgotten.
02:45:10.000 A small pool of recondite literatures will know those names.
02:45:18.000 But those were the people that were just like, I'll never be that.
02:45:22.000 And then that subsided into, they aren't that either.
02:45:29.000 Their reputation is so mighty at one time.
02:45:34.000 You know, have all diminished into the pool of forgetfulness, and that'll happen to everybody except, you know, Shakespeare, a few, you know, a few, and those, you know, those giant names of the past are enshrined in the academy so firmly that it would take a lot to remove them.
02:45:55.000 But I can see a time when, you know, reading and, you know, that sort of thing is going to be overtaken by other pursuits, and You know, no writers will really be known very well.
02:46:06.000 I don't know about that.
02:46:08.000 I think there's always going to be a desire to hear the well-formed thoughts of intelligent people and creative people.
02:46:15.000 I think that's always going to be the case because there's something incredibly rewarding about whether it's great fiction or non-fiction about reading someone's really well thought out, well edited work.
02:46:28.000 It's a giant part of what makes us understand each other.
02:46:33.000 Is reading other people's writing or seeing their work, whether it's music or comedy or anything.
02:46:38.000 Seeing what happens when someone focuses on a thing and hones it down and puts it into a presentable package and this is done here.
02:46:50.000 And then you distribute it to the world.
02:46:51.000 And then the world reads it and takes it in and goes, oh, wow, I like how he thought about that.
02:46:56.000 And it changes the way people think about things.
02:46:58.000 It changes the way people consider things.
02:47:00.000 It gives people energy and enthusiasm.
02:47:02.000 It gives them motivation and ambition.
02:47:05.000 I think writing is always going to be a thing.
02:47:07.000 I think it's a very important thing.
02:47:09.000 And I know for me personally, when I get less focused on things, when I feel like maybe less in control of my thought process is when I'm not writing.
02:47:23.000 When I sit down and I force myself and I discipline myself to write, I feel like my thoughts are better formed, they're more concise, they're more easily digestible to other people, and I think it's a direct result of focus and discipline.
02:47:42.000 The focus and discipline to sit down and put the work in.
02:47:46.000 And then when I do that, that muscle, whatever that thing is, it grows.
02:47:51.000 It gets stronger.
02:47:52.000 It gets sharper.
02:47:54.000 The endurance or whatever it is, it becomes more applicable in all the other things that I do in life.
02:48:02.000 I think writing is always going to be a thing.
02:48:04.000 I really do.
02:48:04.000 Well, you said that so well.
02:48:06.000 It made me...
02:48:08.000 I'm proud of my profession, and then also because you said it so easily, it undermines your argument.
02:48:18.000 Well, it's something I've thought about a lot, you know?
02:48:20.000 I've also thought about, like, my own profession, the various stages of it.
02:48:24.000 Like, in the beginning, I remember just wanting to work.
02:48:27.000 I just wanted to be a professional.
02:48:30.000 I couldn't imagine being able to pay my bills just telling jokes.
02:48:33.000 And then it got to a point, well, God, I would love to be really successful.
02:48:37.000 I want to be famous.
02:48:38.000 There's comedians that sell out comedy clubs.
02:48:41.000 And then there's, oh, there's comedians that sell out theaters.
02:48:43.000 Holy shit, I could never sell out a theater.
02:48:45.000 And then all of a sudden, I'm selling out theaters.
02:48:47.000 And then it became arenas.
02:48:48.000 And that was only over the last few years.
02:48:50.000 But that's the most bizarre shit.
02:48:52.000 When you walk into a room and there's 15,000 people all waiting to hear you talk.
02:48:56.000 It's the strangest thing on earth.
02:48:59.000 But the ambition has changed to now the main focus.
02:49:05.000 And even while all that stuff happened, it was like the more impressive things happened, the more I just focused on work.
02:49:12.000 Instead of focusing on getting attention, which is what I did when I was really young and starting out, I focused on just being better at the thing.
02:49:21.000 And the more I was better at the thing, the more I focused on that, then the other kind of success sort of just fell into place.
02:49:27.000 But that's not what I ever think about.
02:49:31.000 I always just think about the work itself.
02:49:33.000 And the more I think about that, about how to put the bits together and how to make them better and how to edit them, and maybe I should go over that again.
02:49:41.000 Maybe I'm just settling for this position.
02:49:44.000 Maybe I need to rewrite it entirely and start from scratch and switch it around and maybe look at it from a totally different angle.
02:49:52.000 That's when it's been the most rewarding for me.
02:49:56.000 But also, I feel the least responsible for it, which is the weirdest part about it.
02:50:01.000 I feel like when something is done, even though I know I put a whole lot of work into it, it's like...
02:50:07.000 I just showed up.
02:50:09.000 It's almost like Pressfield writes about the muse, and he writes about it like it's a real thing.
02:50:16.000 Treat it like it's a real thing that you show up, and you put in the work, and then it'll come visit you.
02:50:22.000 It almost feels like that sometimes.
02:50:25.000 It almost feels like the better I get at it, the more successful I get at it, the less I feel like I did it.
02:50:33.000 And the more I feel like it's just a matter of me forcing myself to show up and then this process takes place.
02:50:41.000 I look at it a little differently because I think people that are hugely successful are the most true to themselves.
02:50:51.000 Elon Musk is an excellent example.
02:50:53.000 To be somebody else or to correspond to a stereotype of some sort is very limiting.
02:51:03.000 And also, you can't, you don't have the original genius that comes along with being who you really are.
02:51:09.000 And so if you, it seems to me that what you've done is command all the Joe Rogan-ness that you can and poured it into a novel form.
02:51:23.000 And made it part of you.
02:51:26.000 And, you know, if you were trying to be something else, it might not be—it wouldn't give you the chance to be who you are in the genuine way that this does.
02:51:39.000 Maybe that's true, but maybe the way that I'm able to do that is by just getting out of my own way and not thinking about me at all.
02:51:46.000 But that's the same thing.
02:51:48.000 Getting out of your own way, when you say that, what's getting in your way is social constructs that are not you.
02:51:56.000 And if you remove those and just allow whatever is your essence to manifest itself...
02:52:03.000 Then, you know, you may go to prison.
02:52:06.000 I mean, who knows what that essence is?
02:52:10.000 But on the other hand, you become authentically who you are.
02:52:14.000 And I think that that's what people are so hungry for in any field, whether it's comedy or, you know, politics or writing.
02:52:23.000 They want something that feels real.
02:52:27.000 I think you're 100% right about authenticity.
02:52:29.000 I think that's the thing that I value more than anything.
02:52:32.000 Whether someone's right or wrong, if I hear them talk or I hear their take on things, if I know it's genuinely coming from their real thoughts, there's no ideological bend, there's not some predetermined position that they've taken,
02:52:48.000 but they're just actually thinking about things and looking through it and trying to formulate their thoughts in an honest way.
02:52:54.000 I can appreciate that more than anything because it's so...
02:52:57.000 Especially in the broadcast medium, it's so rare because there's too many gatekeepers.
02:53:02.000 To have an idea and to bring it to a television show, for instance, it's like you're going through so many people.
02:53:13.000 It's so difficult to get your own actual thoughts and have them unmolested and then distribute them to the world.
02:53:23.000 Yeah, I went through that with—we did an adaptation of The Looming Tower, and it was not hard, honestly.
02:53:35.000 The problem was that there were a lot of people over the years that wanted to do it, and I didn't want them to, because I thought, you know, 9-11— It's kind of sacred.
02:53:45.000 And, you know, go make entertainment of it.
02:53:48.000 But on the other hand, it needs to, I mean, you know, kids now, they don't have any experience of it.
02:53:54.000 You know, it's like World War II for me.
02:53:57.000 You know, my dad was in the war.
02:53:59.000 Well, you know, I wasn't.
02:54:02.000 So I thought it was important to memorialize it.
02:54:08.000 So I produced it with a couple of friends.
02:54:15.000 The thing was, they couldn't fuck with it.
02:54:20.000 There had to be this general agreement that the tone has to be exactly right.
02:54:26.000 Because if you get it wrong, it'll be a sin in some way.
02:54:32.000 And so anyway, it was a good experience.
02:54:36.000 You know, I'd like to do it again, but I know what you mean.
02:54:40.000 I've pitched things in the past, and the pitching itself is...
02:54:50.000 It's such a high feeling.
02:54:51.000 Nothing comes of it.
02:54:52.000 You know, everybody calls their agents and stuff like that.
02:54:56.000 Oh, they loved you!
02:54:57.000 You know, this sort of thing.
02:54:58.000 It never goes anywhere.
02:54:59.000 One out of a hundred.
02:55:00.000 Yeah, it just doesn't.
02:55:01.000 But I don't know.
02:55:03.000 I like to work in different formats.
02:55:08.000 I love the movies and I love plays.
02:55:11.000 What are you working on now?
02:55:13.000 Well, I'm finishing a book about COVID and I had a, you know, I told you about my, a little bit about my movie background, but I had a play that we had two productions here in Austin.
02:55:29.000 It was called Sonny's Last Shot at the time.
02:55:32.000 And it was a lot of fun.
02:55:34.000 It was about Texas politics and it's set in the Texas House of Representatives, my favorite political body.
02:55:40.000 And It never traveled.
02:55:45.000 And I thought, well, a Broadway producer came down and took a look and she said, you know, thought about it as a musical?
02:55:53.000 Well, yeah.
02:55:55.000 You know, Texas politics does make you want to dance.
02:55:58.000 I and a great pal of mine, Marsha Ball, who's a Singer, songwriter, piano player, extraordinary and beloved figure in Austin Music.
02:56:10.000 She and I started writing music for it and then Broadway producer bailed on it and said, you know, it shouldn't be a musical.
02:56:21.000 It should be a television series.
02:56:25.000 So we went to HBO and sold it.
02:56:28.000 And I wrote a pilot, and they fired my executive and trashed all of his projects.
02:56:33.000 So I had neither a series nor a musical.
02:56:37.000 And then I started to write it as a novel.
02:56:40.000 Because I thought, you know, I've got to get the story out somehow.
02:56:42.000 But I'd miss the music.
02:56:44.000 So...
02:56:45.000 It's now going to become a podcast.
02:56:49.000 What?
02:56:50.000 A musical podcast.
02:56:52.000 Yeah.
02:56:52.000 Really?
02:56:53.000 And my son, Gordon, who's also a musician, has joined me and Marsha.
02:56:57.000 And we're writing new songs.
02:57:01.000 I wish I had written songs when I was younger because it's a huge amount of fun.
02:57:06.000 And the kind of writing I do is usually very solitary.
02:57:10.000 My creative process is, you know, essentially, you know, I spend the whole day alone.
02:57:16.000 And, you know, working with other really creative people is a great joy, especially these people.
02:57:21.000 So we're having fun and, you know, we just wrote a couple of songs over the holidays.
02:57:28.000 That's awesome.
02:57:30.000 Well, I love that you're willing to take on all these different kinds of projects.
02:57:34.000 You know, it all comes from nobody's going to remember you.
02:57:38.000 You know, it's like Jerry Lee Lewis.
02:57:45.000 You know, I idolize him.
02:57:48.000 You know, one of the reasons I took up the piano was I wanted to play Great Balls of Fire on my 40th birthday, so I took up piano when I was 38 and a half.
02:57:57.000 And I even got my feet into it, as is required.
02:58:04.000 He's always done the same thing.
02:58:06.000 And he's Jerry Lee Lewis, and he's kind of imprisoned by that.
02:58:10.000 And does he ever want to sit down and play a little Dvorak, you know, or something like that?
02:58:14.000 You know, who knows?
02:58:18.000 As shocking as it might sound, nobody's going to remember him either.
02:58:22.000 And if you no longer are tied to this idea of becoming really famous and having this enduring legacy, it frees you up to do whatever you want to do.
02:58:35.000 And in a way, that's become my brand.
02:58:38.000 You know, he's the guy who does everything.
02:58:40.000 And I'm all right with that.
02:58:43.000 But...
02:58:45.000 I would rather do this and maybe not have quite a deep trough in the culture.
02:58:52.000 You know, if you just keep trying to write one book after another, some of them are not going to be any good.
02:58:58.000 You know, but if you are diversifying and you're...
02:59:02.000 I have an idea for a play, but it's not a book.
02:59:05.000 You're supposed to be writing books, and that play never gets done.
02:59:09.000 But if it's a really good idea...
02:59:11.000 That's the hardest part in the creative field, I think, is getting the idea.
02:59:16.000 There's just precious few of them.
02:59:18.000 And so, you know, I have to pay attention to the ideas as they come to me.
02:59:22.000 Well, it's a great freedom to be able to chase different ideas and to pursue different kinds of work.
02:59:28.000 Yeah.
02:59:29.000 And every one of them reinforces the other.
02:59:34.000 You know, when people say, well, you write movies and plays and, you know, nonfiction.
02:59:39.000 You know, there's the are you crazy question that my editors often ask me.
02:59:46.000 But by writing movies and plays, there's no narrative in them.
02:59:54.000 It's all scenes and dialogue.
02:59:56.000 Those are very powerful elements.
02:59:58.000 And too often ignored by non-fiction writers.
03:00:02.000 And, you know, if you incorporate the kind of scenic construction...
03:00:06.000 In a nonfiction story or book, it gives a tremendous amount of power.
03:00:12.000 And contrarily, you know, if you take your skills of reporting and apply it to fiction, learn how the world really works, make it feel real and authentic, you know, it cross-pollinates.
03:00:27.000 And I think I'm a far better writer because I have developed these tools from different kinds of craft.
03:00:37.000 That's a great way to end this.
03:00:39.000 We just did three hours.
03:00:40.000 Can you believe it?
03:00:42.000 That's pretty impressive.
03:00:44.000 Pretty amazing, right?
03:00:45.000 There's like a time warp in this room.
03:00:47.000 Thank you very much, man.
03:00:48.000 It's been my great pleasure.
03:00:49.000 Mine as well.
03:00:50.000 Thank you very much.
03:00:51.000 Bye, everybody.