The Joe Rogan Experience - January 22, 2021


Joe Rogan Experience #1600 - Lex Fridman


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 11 minutes

Words per Minute

166.30807

Word Count

31,848

Sentence Count

3,301

Misogynist Sentences

40

Hate Speech Sentences

42


Summary

In this episode, we talk about what it's like to be an anarchist in the 21st century, what it means to be a "counterpuncher," and why Joe Rogan is one of the most fun people I've ever met. We also talk about the idea of the "The White Pill" and why it's one of our favorite things to talk about, and why we should all be anti-police and anti-colonialist. And of course, we discuss why we don't need a California. This episode was produced by Alex Blumberg and edited by Annie-Rose Strasser. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Art: Mackenzie Moore Music: Hayden Coplen Editor: Will Witwer Thanks to our sponsor, Vevolution, for the logo design and production. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by Jeff Kaale and Mark Phillips. Our ad music is by Haley Shaw, and additional selections from Fugue Records, and our ad music was done by Mark Phillips, and the rest of our patrons, and edited and mixed by Bobby Lord. We're working on a new song written and produced by Ian Dorsch, and we did our own mixing and mastering by Matthew Boll, and Alex Blanchard. Thank you for all your support and production assistance, and thank you for making this episode so much love and support, and support us with your feedback, and your support is so much appreciated, we really appreciate it. - thank you so much, thank you, so much of you're amazing, it really means a lot, it means so much to us, we can't help it, it's a lot of it's so much more than we can do it, we're making it, you're beautiful, we appreciate you, we'll get back to you, and it's good, we've got it back, we love it, thanks you're good, thanks back, and you're great, we won't even have it, so we're back again, we need it, more than that, we mean it, and they're back, more of you'll get more of it, Thank you back, thanks, you'll really got it, good, more thanks, more, more and more, thanks again, more gratitude, more love, and more than you'll see you, again, and again, bye, bye.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:14.000 Vex, I had a surprise for you, but it didn't work out.
00:00:17.000 I had a suit and a tie, and I was gonna come in dressed like you.
00:00:21.000 Exactly.
00:00:21.000 Yes, full on!
00:00:22.000 White shirt, suit, tie.
00:00:24.000 Fitted?
00:00:25.000 Yes, fitted.
00:00:26.000 But the problem is my fucking shirt was at the cleaners.
00:00:29.000 So then I tried to use, um, I have some other white shirts that are like these really stretchy shirts that you can wear them if they're open, but if I'm trying to put a tie on, they literally don't fit around my neck.
00:00:41.000 So I'm doing this and I'm killing myself.
00:00:43.000 And then I'm like, well, maybe I'll leave it open.
00:00:46.000 Dressing up like first day of school.
00:00:48.000 Damn, I appreciate it.
00:00:50.000 I'm honored.
00:00:50.000 I was going to mimic you.
00:00:52.000 Yeah.
00:00:53.000 Do you know, remember Michael Miles?
00:00:55.000 Yes.
00:00:55.000 He actually, I did a podcast with him and he...
00:00:58.000 He wore the opposite, which is a white suit and a white tie and a black shirt.
00:01:04.000 I mean, he is sort of the epitome of the loving kind of troll.
00:01:10.000 That's the ultimate troll.
00:01:11.000 He wore the exact opposite.
00:01:13.000 He got the exact same haircut as me, which I don't even know what that means exactly.
00:01:16.000 Just cut your hair short.
00:01:17.000 Just cut your hair short.
00:01:18.000 Yeah, that's all it means.
00:01:19.000 But it was a magical moment.
00:01:23.000 That's what trolling at its best does.
00:01:25.000 It's like you feel loved.
00:01:27.000 Oh, that's funny.
00:01:28.000 He's an interesting guy.
00:01:30.000 Michael Mao's a very interesting guy.
00:01:31.000 Because he's got some wacky beliefs that I don't subscribe to at all.
00:01:36.000 Anarchy.
00:01:36.000 Yeah, complete anarchy, no police.
00:01:37.000 I don't think we should have police.
00:01:39.000 I'm like, what world are you living in?
00:01:41.000 You weigh three pounds, and you don't even have a gun.
00:01:44.000 No police.
00:01:45.000 Like, what are you talking about?
00:01:46.000 But he's a brilliant guy.
00:01:48.000 Brilliant.
00:01:49.000 It's interesting.
00:01:50.000 I don't subscribe to a lot of his ideas, but I think...
00:01:54.000 He's also always has a half smile when he's saying things.
00:01:58.000 Yeah.
00:01:58.000 So you kind of never know.
00:02:00.000 I don't think he means half the things he says.
00:02:03.000 Really?
00:02:04.000 So I don't know.
00:02:05.000 He's underneath it all, which is why I talked to him, which is why I consider him a friend.
00:02:11.000 There's a really kind person in there.
00:02:13.000 Yes.
00:02:14.000 But he says things like, yeah, like police is the enemy.
00:02:18.000 It's like, wait a minute.
00:02:20.000 And you live in New York.
00:02:21.000 So he plays with ideas.
00:02:23.000 It feels like he's just somebody who's juggling with different ideas and having fun with it, not taking anything seriously.
00:02:28.000 And that's really refreshing, because in the best light, that's a fearless way to see the world.
00:02:35.000 And also, he's working on this concept of, I think he calls it the white pill, you know, like red pill and blue pill.
00:02:42.000 The white pill is basically, you know, I think he's highlighting that for red-pilled folks that there's sometimes a cynicism about the future of the world, and the white pill is seeing the truth of the world but being optimistic about it and thinking like we can actually make things better.
00:03:02.000 So not becoming cynical.
00:03:04.000 Not saying like, you know, globalists, the government is ultimately like power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.
00:03:13.000 It's always going to be a bureaucracy.
00:03:15.000 It's always going to be greedy people who take power and take control.
00:03:20.000 So that's like the cynical, the negative view.
00:03:22.000 But the positive, the white pill view is that You know, we can actually build a better world.
00:03:29.000 I mean, he has ideas about how to build that better world that I don't agree with.
00:03:33.000 What is his ideas?
00:03:35.000 I'm not sure I've quite understood them, but because ultimately he's a counterpuncher, which is, you know, government, all government is bad.
00:03:46.000 So that's the idea of anarchism, is that you're supposed to, in this emergent way, You know, form groups and agree together how those groups should operate.
00:03:59.000 Isn't that like a local government?
00:04:01.000 It's a local government.
00:04:02.000 So his biggest problem is that we're born in this geographical space and are assigned to a particular government without having chosen it.
00:04:11.000 So he wants to do exactly what we're doing now, but choose our government.
00:04:15.000 Well, isn't that what happens when you move to a different state?
00:04:18.000 I think so.
00:04:18.000 Different state, that's the whole idea of...
00:04:20.000 That's one of the reasons why I'm here.
00:04:21.000 Yeah.
00:04:22.000 You're an anarchist, bro.
00:04:23.000 I guess.
00:04:24.000 I am.
00:04:24.000 If you consider California the status quo, I'm an anarchist.
00:04:28.000 That's right.
00:04:29.000 This is the headline now.
00:04:31.000 The current...
00:04:31.000 Joe Rogan says he's an anarchist.
00:04:32.000 The current California is...
00:04:34.000 I mean, if rebelling against that form of government, draconian measures they've put in with the lockdowns and then allowing people to camp everywhere...
00:04:42.000 Yeah, but he also says, I think, that we're in a state of anarchy between different nations, because you can choose to immigrate to a different nation, and then they operate, there's no, I think there's, you know, the UN and so on, there's agreements between nations, but they operate as independent entities.
00:05:00.000 I don't know.
00:05:01.000 And his idea is like, remove as much as possible.
00:05:04.000 It's like libertarian plus plus.
00:05:07.000 Like, remove as much control from the government as possible.
00:05:11.000 That's great until somebody robs you.
00:05:13.000 Yeah, I think so too.
00:05:14.000 So this is the capitalist view, I think.
00:05:18.000 I don't know.
00:05:18.000 I don't want to misuse terms, but...
00:05:20.000 The step back from the anarchist view is, you know, we should get government out of most things, but the violence thing, we should let government protect us from.
00:05:31.000 So, the military, the police, you know, and things like firefighters and all those kinds of things.
00:05:38.000 I mean, that forms the fabric of society that can be stable and operate well, and we could do all of the amazing things in terms of...
00:05:49.000 Building new businesses, doing science, doing all the kinds of entrepreneurship, just everything that makes this capitalist United States of America possible, like all the freedoms we enjoy.
00:06:02.000 At least to me, it feels like the violence thing has to be removed off the table.
00:06:07.000 Yeah.
00:06:07.000 Yeah, that's the biggest problem.
00:06:09.000 Because when you have violence, you don't get anything done.
00:06:13.000 Societies didn't really form in the sense that we have now, I would imagine, until they developed agriculture in cities, right?
00:06:23.000 Where they figured out a way to put walls up and fortify them and keep the barbarians out and go, okay.
00:06:28.000 I'm thinking about a thing.
00:06:29.000 It's called a wheel.
00:06:31.000 They start putting ideas together.
00:06:34.000 You can just relax, write stuff, write ideas down on paper.
00:06:37.000 Yeah, and we're talking about physical violence.
00:06:39.000 Yes.
00:06:40.000 Like literally barbarians.
00:06:41.000 Not like calling you the wrong pronoun.
00:06:44.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:06:48.000 But I feel like, and Tim Dillon does this really well as well, is there's like a humor to it where you're almost taking down the powerful by...
00:07:00.000 Not taking them seriously.
00:07:02.000 He's one of the best alive at it.
00:07:04.000 Tim Dillon is one of the best I've ever seen.
00:07:06.000 One of the best I've ever seen at making fun of things while pretending to be serious.
00:07:11.000 Yeah.
00:07:12.000 His YouTube is hilarious.
00:07:14.000 He's amazing.
00:07:14.000 I love that guy to death.
00:07:16.000 And he has a free pass because he's gay.
00:07:19.000 So, like, he gets away with so much more.
00:07:21.000 And he doesn't seem gay.
00:07:23.000 Like, my wife doesn't even believe it.
00:07:25.000 She's like, I don't even believe he's gay.
00:07:27.000 She's laughing about it.
00:07:28.000 She's joking.
00:07:29.000 But he's just, uh, he's a one of a kind.
00:07:32.000 Yeah.
00:07:34.000 Kamala has already arrested me.
00:07:36.000 Not mad, though.
00:07:37.000 Just enjoying the moment.
00:07:39.000 His Twitter's a fucking, it's a work of art.
00:07:41.000 I mean, it really is.
00:07:42.000 His Twitter feed's amazing.
00:07:43.000 What did you say that Bert made a video of the homeless?
00:07:46.000 It was on his Instagram.
00:07:47.000 Let's see if I can pull it up.
00:07:49.000 Bert Kresher?
00:07:50.000 He was driving up Highland Avenue in Hollywood and was just saying, like, he wasn't showing the whole video during it, but he was, like, at a stoplight and, like, there was tents the whole way up here.
00:07:59.000 And he was extremely, like, this is also a really nice tent.
00:08:03.000 It's...
00:08:03.000 People want me to talk to Bert Crusher because of his Russian story.
00:08:06.000 Oh, hi, Bert.
00:08:07.000 Look at Bert.
00:08:08.000 The machine.
00:08:09.000 Oh, it's in his Instagram story.
00:08:11.000 That motherfucker, his stories will go on for years.
00:08:14.000 He does them every 15 seconds.
00:08:16.000 It might even be deleted now.
00:08:17.000 It's crazy.
00:08:18.000 Productivity-wise, he's basically the Elon Musk of Instagram stories.
00:08:22.000 Maybe you took it off because it's not showing up.
00:08:23.000 Or it could be one of these.
00:08:26.000 Is it?
00:08:27.000 Well, there's so...
00:08:27.000 There it is.
00:08:29.000 There's tents all the way up on Highland.
00:08:31.000 Where?
00:08:32.000 People living on the side of the street.
00:08:33.000 This is fucking insane.
00:08:35.000 This is literally hundreds of tents everywhere.
00:08:39.000 By the way, that's a nice fucking tent also.
00:08:42.000 Those are two very nice tents.
00:08:43.000 I wonder if the city's giving them out.
00:08:45.000 Because we don't have a tent that nice.
00:08:46.000 I mean, I'm not even joking.
00:08:47.000 Our tent isn't even that nice.
00:08:51.000 Wow.
00:08:51.000 That's a tiny image he showed.
00:08:54.000 You know, you didn't get to see the real homeless situation, but Bridget Phetasy sent me a video when she was driving by Venice, and it's a minute and a half long of just straight tents as she's driving down the road.
00:09:05.000 Just nothing but tents.
00:09:07.000 Yep.
00:09:08.000 How do you put that genie back in the bottle, Lex?
00:09:10.000 Well, this is...
00:09:11.000 Oh, you mean it's a slippery slope?
00:09:14.000 No.
00:09:14.000 Listen, I've been thinking about...
00:09:16.000 You know, a bunch of tech folks are moving to Austin, right?
00:09:19.000 Mm-hmm.
00:09:19.000 In terms of starting businesses.
00:09:23.000 So that's one of the questions they're asking.
00:09:25.000 Like, where is this headed?
00:09:26.000 You're talking about the homeless.
00:09:27.000 Yeah.
00:09:27.000 Well, the governor just today came out and said that if the city does not reimpose a ban on camping, that the state is going to step in.
00:09:39.000 Well, yeah.
00:09:40.000 Because people are...
00:09:41.000 There's safety concerns.
00:09:43.000 People are openly defecating on the streets.
00:09:45.000 There's, you know, it's not nearly as bad here as it is in California, but it's way worse here than I've ever seen it before.
00:09:51.000 But, you know, homelessness is...
00:09:53.000 It feels like that's a symptom, not the problem, right?
00:09:57.000 I mean, is that...
00:10:00.000 It's hard to say because homelessness was horrific in San Francisco before the pandemic.
00:10:05.000 Right.
00:10:06.000 And the concern is that when you are too lenient on the homeless folks and just allow them to camp wherever they want, shit wherever they want, they just do it.
00:10:18.000 And if you don't put up rules, if you try to be progressive and open-minded, it's like they have new words for them, like the unhoused and shit like that.
00:10:27.000 Yeah.
00:10:49.000 Which is a problem.
00:10:50.000 But see, just like you said, that problem is tied up with the fact that a lot of people are struggling financially because of COVID. It feels like trying to solve the homelessness problem is in direct tension with trying to take care of people who are struggling.
00:11:08.000 Well, I think it shows that there's a problem with people losing a place to live and that the solution is not necessarily let them camp out anywhere they want.
00:11:17.000 I think there should be some sort of a step that the government takes, whether it's to develop housing or to build something for them, but when you let them just camp and shit everywhere, then you ruin all the other spaces.
00:11:30.000 Like, the best way to keep the city intact And to try to help these people is to implement some sort of a program where you provide housing for them.
00:11:39.000 Letting them just camp on the street, that's chaos.
00:11:42.000 Like, now you've fucked up everything.
00:11:45.000 So this particular state government just seems incompetent at solving this particular problem, but it also seems to be not very good at solving some other problems, right, in terms of encouraging businesses to stay there?
00:11:58.000 You mean California?
00:11:58.000 California, sorry.
00:11:59.000 Yeah.
00:12:00.000 Well, it's over-regulated.
00:12:03.000 It's a crazy regulated state.
00:12:05.000 And it's also very high taxes.
00:12:08.000 And there's a lot of people that are recognizing that there's other places that don't have any state taxes.
00:12:12.000 Like, why would I stay in a place that's...
00:12:15.000 They're telling you you can't work.
00:12:17.000 They're closing down businesses.
00:12:19.000 Gavin Newsom today, there's a lawsuit that got filed by more than 50 San Francisco Bay Area restaurants and bars.
00:12:27.000 Trying to say, like, why are we closed?
00:12:29.000 Like, this doesn't make any sense.
00:12:31.000 You can't just keep doing this forever.
00:12:34.000 And some places are starting to wake up.
00:12:36.000 My hope is that a lot of this is political, as gross as that sounds, and that now that Biden and Harris are in, that they'll open things back up.
00:12:45.000 And the mayor of Chicago has said this.
00:12:48.000 The mayor of New York has said we have to open things back up.
00:12:50.000 And I'm hoping that they take this chance.
00:12:54.000 It could go the other way as well, though.
00:12:56.000 Right.
00:12:58.000 The other way is now that there is a Democrat in office that they could see there's a path to pass further regulations and push this closed economy, go into lockdown further.
00:13:13.000 Why would they do that though?
00:13:15.000 Listen, I've always thought it's a terrible idea.
00:13:17.000 The long-term consequences on the economy are going to be potentially orders of magnitude worse on the fabric of our society.
00:13:26.000 So I don't know why they would do that.
00:13:30.000 Michael Malice said the devil on my shoulder.
00:13:33.000 Okay, Michael's the devil.
00:13:35.000 Wearing a white suit.
00:13:36.000 Or the devil wears a suit and tie, right?
00:13:38.000 Yeah.
00:13:39.000 That's a badass.
00:13:41.000 I've been listening to that.
00:13:42.000 How good is that guy?
00:13:43.000 Colter Wall.
00:13:44.000 And your story, sorry in a small tangent, your story that he hasn't been on your podcast because...
00:13:50.000 He's working on a ranch.
00:13:51.000 Like as a fucking rancher.
00:13:53.000 This guy's legit.
00:13:54.000 Like we reached out to them.
00:13:55.000 He's like, well, he's working on the ranch right now.
00:13:57.000 Like, what is he doing on that ranch?
00:13:59.000 He's a fucking cowboy.
00:14:01.000 Like a legit cowboy.
00:14:02.000 Like, there's literally no more badass thing to do than turn down Joe Rogan experience appearance.
00:14:10.000 Massive promotion.
00:14:11.000 He's like, eh, I'd rather just rope steers.
00:14:14.000 Yeah.
00:14:16.000 But the Michael Malice devil argument is that, you know, that's one way for the government to gain more control or the populace is to fear mongers say that there's a big problem and that magnify the...
00:14:31.000 The sort of the narrative around how big that problem is.
00:14:35.000 And unfortunately, from my perspective, as a scientist, to use scientists to say, look, scientists are saying there's a huge problem, sort of use science as a tool of fear mongering, and then gain further and further control of the populace.
00:14:49.000 That's the devil on the shoulder.
00:14:52.000 You have to have an incentive to do that.
00:14:54.000 Why would they want that kind of control while also devastating the economy?
00:14:58.000 They need the economy because they need tax revenue.
00:15:01.000 If they're not getting tax revenue, how are they going to feed the military industrial complex?
00:15:05.000 How are they going to feed all their businesses?
00:15:06.000 How are they going to feed the pharmaceutical industry?
00:15:09.000 All these people that finance their campaigns and all these banks that pay for them to speak after they get out of office, where's the money coming from now if there's no economy?
00:15:19.000 I don't think that...
00:15:20.000 I think that's like one of them doom and gloom QAnon type deals where people are thinking, like, they want to kill half the population and, you know...
00:15:28.000 Yeah.
00:15:29.000 No, I agree with you.
00:15:29.000 Everything you said incentive-wise, it makes sense.
00:15:32.000 I was really confused why we haven't done, for example, mass-scale testing of everybody, which seemed like, you know, the antigen tests, which can be under a dollar to manufacture, manufacture hundreds of millions of them, At home testing of everybody.
00:15:48.000 Is it under a dollar?
00:15:49.000 To manufacture, yeah.
00:15:51.000 Really?
00:15:51.000 Now, yeah.
00:15:52.000 So you can start April or May of last year, start mass manufacture.
00:15:58.000 There's no reason we can't do that.
00:15:59.000 And then everybody starts getting tested.
00:16:01.000 At the individual level, you know, the accuracy is not perfect.
00:16:05.000 But at the societal level, that's one way.
00:16:08.000 If you get a positive test, you definitely have COVID. And so, based on that, trusting the individuals, not tracking them, but trusting the individuals when they get a positive test, that they will stay home.
00:16:22.000 And through that process, we would have been able to open up the economy in the summer.
00:16:27.000 Like, Michael Minna, I think, from Harvard, people should go follow him on Twitter or wherever.
00:16:37.000 He's been screaming about this.
00:16:39.000 Like, why the hell...
00:16:41.000 Is FDA getting in the way of this?
00:16:44.000 So the FDA doesn't like crappy at-home tests.
00:16:47.000 They want expensive, nice tests.
00:16:49.000 But the problem with expensive, nice tests, it's hard to manufacture them on my scale.
00:16:53.000 So people should go read his stuff.
00:16:55.000 He's an actual expert of this.
00:16:58.000 Do the crappy at-home tests have a lot of false positives?
00:17:02.000 False...
00:17:03.000 No, they have false negatives.
00:17:06.000 So meaning, if you get a positive, for sure you have it.
00:17:10.000 Is that true?
00:17:11.000 Because we've had guys that got false positives with the rapid antigen test.
00:17:16.000 The rapid antigen test?
00:17:17.000 Yeah.
00:17:18.000 Okay, everything coming out of my mouth now is kind of crappily...
00:17:23.000 You might be correct.
00:17:26.000 You need whiskey.
00:17:27.000 This is what you need.
00:17:29.000 Some Whitmire's Texas single barrel.
00:17:32.000 Come on, son.
00:17:34.000 All right, Joe.
00:17:34.000 Do you want to drink some whiskey?
00:17:36.000 Just to clear the mind...
00:17:39.000 Like that sound?
00:17:40.000 That's the sound of bad decision making about to come up.
00:17:43.000 Ice or no ice?
00:17:45.000 No ice, please.
00:17:46.000 Ah, like a man.
00:17:47.000 I love it.
00:17:47.000 Fucking Russians.
00:17:49.000 Savage people.
00:17:50.000 Well, definitely not vodka, though, because I can drink whiskey in moderation.
00:17:54.000 Can't drink vodka in moderation?
00:17:56.000 You just start going hard?
00:17:57.000 What is it?
00:17:58.000 We got some of that.
00:17:59.000 No, no, no.
00:18:00.000 Cheers, sir.
00:18:01.000 Cheers.
00:18:03.000 Good to see you man.
00:18:04.000 Good to see you.
00:18:04.000 How long are you down for?
00:18:07.000 Anywhere from one week to five years.
00:18:11.000 You're so free.
00:18:12.000 I love how you live, man.
00:18:14.000 It's beautiful.
00:18:15.000 Because of your podcast, you can really do whatever you want whenever you want to do it.
00:18:19.000 It's kind of amazing.
00:18:21.000 It's the Texas way.
00:18:23.000 It is.
00:18:24.000 The Russian slash Texas way.
00:18:26.000 But I like Boston, too.
00:18:28.000 I'm afraid of Silicon Valley now.
00:18:32.000 Everybody inside Silicon Valley, all my friends that work there, all the great entrepreneurs, all the people that work at big companies, Google, and so on, say, do not move here.
00:18:41.000 You know, here's childlike, naive me, like, texting, oh, what are the cool places to live?
00:18:47.000 It's like all cabs do not move.
00:18:49.000 Wyoming!
00:18:51.000 Get out now!
00:18:53.000 I don't understand.
00:18:54.000 They don't actually provide good reasons.
00:18:56.000 Like, the tax thing isn't the reason they provide.
00:18:59.000 Well, it's crime.
00:19:00.000 Elon told me 12 of his friends have been robbed.
00:19:04.000 Twelve of his friends have been assaulted and robbed there.
00:19:07.000 Yeah.
00:19:07.000 He's like, it's dangerous.
00:19:08.000 So culturally, the whole kind of defund the police culture is affecting the stability of the society.
00:19:15.000 There's that, but there's also just rampant homelessness and people with mental health problems and drug addicts.
00:19:20.000 And they need to fuel their problem.
00:19:23.000 You know, there was a show where they parked cars in San Francisco to see how long it took for the car got broken into.
00:19:29.000 And then they put, you know, surveillance camera to watch it.
00:19:32.000 And it was crazy.
00:19:33.000 You park the car, and then five minutes later, people were looking around.
00:19:36.000 They would sit in front of it, look around, look around, just pull out a hammer out of a bag, smash and grab.
00:19:41.000 You just leave a bag in there so it looks like there might be something in the bag.
00:19:44.000 It was crazy.
00:19:45.000 They watched over and over and over again.
00:19:48.000 People do this in a place where it's literally the highest real estate in the state and one of the most...
00:19:55.000 Wealthy places on earth.
00:19:57.000 San Francisco is incredibly wealthy.
00:19:59.000 And you have homelessness everywhere, crime everywhere.
00:20:04.000 There's an app that you can get where you can track the human defecation throughout the city.
00:20:10.000 Why would you live there?
00:20:11.000 Well, the question is, if you want to build, in the tech space, if you want to build a company to do something cool, I don't care if with that little app or change the world, it's some large-scale thing, where do you go?
00:20:25.000 Right here, baby.
00:20:26.000 Austin, Texas.
00:20:27.000 Come on, son.
00:20:27.000 But for the longest time, it's been Silicon Valley, right?
00:20:32.000 I'm trying to talk everybody cool and moving here.
00:20:35.000 Fahim Anwar is moving here.
00:20:37.000 One of the best comics in LA. Awesome.
00:20:40.000 So, yeah, Elon has moved here.
00:20:43.000 So he's been, he's kind of the reason that's making me think, like, it's very possible that this becomes, in the good sense, where the crazy, the wild entrepreneurs move.
00:20:56.000 So the tech, the cool Silicon Valley moves.
00:21:00.000 It's very possible.
00:21:01.000 Like you.
00:21:01.000 Like you.
00:21:02.000 Like you, Lex.
00:21:03.000 It's calling you.
00:21:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:05.000 Come on.
00:21:05.000 I heard you ate at Terry Black's.
00:21:07.000 But you have to...
00:21:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:08.000 Terry Black's is awesome.
00:21:10.000 It stopped you in your tracks, didn't it?
00:21:12.000 Exactly like you said.
00:21:15.000 First of all, it was amazing.
00:21:17.000 And then, of course, there's people who are like, oh, no.
00:21:20.000 Yes, Terry Black's is amazing, but you should try this other place.
00:21:24.000 So on and so forth.
00:21:25.000 There's all kinds of great barbecue here.
00:21:27.000 They're right.
00:21:28.000 Franklin's is awesome.
00:21:29.000 Look at that.
00:21:29.000 Woo!
00:21:30.000 People are like, that's too dry.
00:21:32.000 Okay, I get it.
00:21:32.000 No, no, no, no.
00:21:33.000 It is not too dry.
00:21:35.000 That's a photograph, you fucks.
00:21:36.000 Not only that, it's with an Android phone.
00:21:38.000 How do you know it's an Android?
00:21:40.000 Because you're an Android guy.
00:21:42.000 You've committed to that platform.
00:21:44.000 It's very admirable.
00:21:45.000 You don't give a fuck about that green text bubble.
00:21:48.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:21:49.000 Well, I tried Signal.
00:21:50.000 Oh, Signal's amazing.
00:21:51.000 You and I had an extensive conversation on Signal, like one message back and forth.
00:21:55.000 Well, we could keep going, but it seemed to be like we just text each other.
00:21:59.000 I don't mind green.
00:22:00.000 It's one of my favorite colors.
00:22:02.000 I don't mind the green bubble.
00:22:03.000 But I think it's a funny thing with people.
00:22:06.000 I'm more invested in the Apple ecosystem, and I use AirDrop a lot.
00:22:13.000 Amongst friends.
00:22:14.000 Samsung has an equivalent to AirDrop now that's supposed to be pretty functional.
00:22:21.000 Samsung Galaxy S21. The greatest phone coming out soon.
00:22:25.000 Ultra.
00:22:27.000 Ultra is the big one?
00:22:28.000 That's the good one.
00:22:29.000 Yeah.
00:22:29.000 Yeah, Phantom Black.
00:22:30.000 Looks good on you.
00:22:31.000 I feel like I was sponsored to say this, but I hope I was.
00:22:36.000 I hope I get a free phone out of this.
00:22:37.000 MKBHD had a great review of the Ultra.
00:22:39.000 He makes it very exciting.
00:22:40.000 Yeah, he makes everything exciting.
00:22:41.000 He's great.
00:22:42.000 Everything just looks super sharp and crisp and sexy.
00:22:45.000 Just everything.
00:22:45.000 I just want to buy all of whatever he's...
00:22:48.000 He's so smooth.
00:22:49.000 He's so nonchalant.
00:22:52.000 He's so just relaxed.
00:22:54.000 He's an Android guy.
00:22:56.000 There's a lot of those tech guys that review things are Android guys because you're constantly taking your SIM card out of one phone and putting it in another.
00:23:03.000 I got an iPhone 12 and I tried to get it registered at Verizon.
00:23:09.000 It took an hour and a half.
00:23:11.000 It didn't work.
00:23:12.000 I bought it online at the Apple Store.
00:23:14.000 I got it delivered.
00:23:15.000 Took an hour and a half to get it.
00:23:17.000 They go, like, we can't figure out how to do this.
00:23:18.000 We might have to change your plan.
00:23:20.000 I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ.
00:23:22.000 Finally, they got it.
00:23:23.000 They got it up and running.
00:23:24.000 I'm like, oh, it's great.
00:23:25.000 It's different.
00:23:26.000 It's more square.
00:23:27.000 Same fucking phone.
00:23:28.000 It's not much different, right?
00:23:29.000 For what I do, I mean, I'm not playing games.
00:23:31.000 I'm just making phone calls and taking pictures.
00:23:34.000 The camera on the 11 was awesome.
00:23:35.000 The camera on the 12 was awesome.
00:23:36.000 The next morning, on my way to the fucking airport, and it just stops working.
00:23:41.000 Just completely stopped working.
00:23:43.000 Wouldn't make phone calls.
00:23:44.000 I couldn't call Verizon on it.
00:23:46.000 Couldn't do anything.
00:23:47.000 It said, please contact Verizon.
00:23:50.000 And I'm like, oh, you sons of bitches.
00:23:53.000 So then I had to call them and I just reactivated my 11. I have this fucking brick of a 12 just sitting in my dresser.
00:24:00.000 Hmm.
00:24:01.000 It's like buying the treadmill that you never use.
00:24:04.000 Jamie and I were just talking about the Ableton Live Push.
00:24:09.000 Sorry, what's it?
00:24:09.000 What is it?
00:24:10.000 Yeah, that's a little deep.
00:24:11.000 It's a musical instrument-like tool.
00:24:14.000 So actually, Grimes uses that to compose for music.
00:24:17.000 What is it?
00:24:19.000 It's a thing that...
00:24:20.000 So there's a recording software called Ableton Live, and there's a push device where you can tap it to do a beat, like...
00:24:27.000 And you can, like, mix stuff.
00:24:29.000 You can loop things.
00:24:30.000 Oh, okay.
00:24:30.000 And there's people online you can watch and they do, like, they create, like, incredible...
00:24:34.000 Is that right there?
00:24:34.000 Yeah.
00:24:35.000 Oh, that looks dope.
00:24:36.000 That looks like a giant Simon Says machine.
00:24:39.000 Doesn't it look like something you want to learn and use to create cool stuff?
00:24:43.000 So I got it, like, two years ago.
00:24:46.000 Let me hear some of this.
00:24:47.000 What you make out of it is what you decide.
00:24:52.000 Play melodies and chords in any key.
00:24:54.000 Oh, this is, like, a commercial.
00:24:55.000 This is, like, the ad for it, yeah.
00:24:57.000 It does look pretty dope.
00:24:58.000 Well, but the point is, it's a symbol of all my failures in life because I've gotten, it's been sitting in a box just looking at me, just like that brick of a phone, just saying, this is why you're a failure because you can't take three or four hours to read a fucking manual or tutorial or learn how to actually use this.
00:25:15.000 Maybe a YouTube video would get you.
00:25:17.000 Well, no.
00:25:18.000 I was talking to Jamie.
00:25:21.000 It gets you in a way it's both exciting, inspiring, and depressing because they're so good and they make it look so easy.
00:25:29.000 Like, look, you can just tap a beat and you can start But when you actually start to learn how to use it, like Ableton Live the software, you realize there's all these buttons.
00:25:40.000 There's all these things you have to learn.
00:25:42.000 How do I even record just the basic, just even our conversation, how do I record that?
00:25:46.000 And then you have to realize there's shortcuts you have to learn.
00:25:50.000 You basically have to sit down.
00:25:52.000 Embrace the suck.
00:25:54.000 Embrace the learning curve of saying, okay, on Monday, I'm going to read this tutorial and I'm going to get it done and learn something new.
00:26:05.000 And doing that alone is really difficult when nobody's really pushing you.
00:26:09.000 I don't know.
00:26:10.000 That's probably a metaphor for a lot of things we fail to do in life.
00:26:14.000 It's like always putting it off and putting it off and putting it off.
00:26:19.000 Something that actually will probably bring, like me in this case, a lot of joy.
00:26:22.000 I'm sure you're accurate.
00:26:25.000 Right.
00:26:26.000 But you have to be a little bit less harsh on yourself because you're very productive.
00:26:32.000 The problem with you is you do so many things.
00:26:34.000 Right.
00:26:35.000 Between jujitsu and working out and having fucking phone calls with David Goggins where he talks you into things.
00:26:41.000 Okay.
00:26:41.000 Can I just talk about that for a second?
00:26:43.000 Yeah.
00:26:43.000 Okay, so this is why, you've told me before not to read comments, but I do write comments on Instagram, and he put a story out, I think yesterday, saying that he's doing the 48 mile challenge again,
00:26:59.000 4x4x48, where you run 4 miles every 4 hours, and like a fucking idiot.
00:27:08.000 I commented.
00:27:09.000 I thought nobody would know.
00:27:11.000 I said, I'm in.
00:27:13.000 I wrote I'm in.
00:27:14.000 I thought I would get positive and then people would be like, oh cool, talk to me about it.
00:27:20.000 And I could do it peacefully at home.
00:27:22.000 So it's March 5th, I think, is when he's doing it.
00:27:25.000 Which is nice.
00:27:26.000 He announced it down the line a little bit.
00:27:29.000 He calls me within seconds of me posting that.
00:27:35.000 He's like...
00:27:36.000 Lex!
00:27:36.000 Good to hear from you!
00:27:37.000 Yeah, what's up brother?
00:27:39.000 Stay hard!
00:27:40.000 I'm in!
00:27:41.000 There you are!
00:27:42.000 Oh my god!
00:27:43.000 Yeah.
00:27:45.000 And then he calls and he's like...
00:27:47.000 Let me hear his video.
00:27:49.000 Let me hear what he says.
00:27:50.000 Start it from the beginning.
00:27:53.000 Alright.
00:27:53.000 That time of year again, the second annual 4x4x48.
00:27:59.000 For some of you who don't know what that is, basically, you run four miles every four hours for 48 hours.
00:28:07.000 Some of you out here don't like running, can't run, you have bad knees, bad hips, bad ankles.
00:28:12.000 Walk.
00:28:13.000 Do whatever you can do, you know, in that period of time when you're supposed to be working out.
00:28:19.000 So that being said, a lot of you out here did it last year.
00:28:23.000 It was a huge success.
00:28:25.000 Make sure that you have You know, like logistics set up.
00:28:29.000 There's going to be times at night when you're running at 4 o'clock, you know, in the morning, midnight, different times, you know, the fucking boogeyman comes out at nighttime.
00:28:38.000 So make sure that you have, you know, safety parameters in place.
00:28:43.000 Run with somebody.
00:28:44.000 Do whatever the fuck you have to do to keep yourself safe, just like last year.
00:28:48.000 All right, that said, this year I want to give away some items, and I've been talking about them a lot more.
00:28:56.000 But I have some, you know, new shorts in stock.
00:28:59.000 So this year I'm doing tons of giveaways for those of you who go above and beyond.
00:29:04.000 And what that means is some people last year raised thousands of dollars.
00:29:09.000 This is all for charity.
00:29:11.000 Tons of people got tons of people involved in the 4x4x48.
00:29:16.000 Did several things they did.
00:29:18.000 Outside the box thinking to raise awareness for their causes, their charities.
00:29:24.000 Raise awareness for fitness.
00:29:25.000 Whatever it was, it was great to see that.
00:29:27.000 Last year I had nothing to give away.
00:29:29.000 I just saw these amazing stories.
00:29:31.000 I was being tagged with amazing stories.
00:29:33.000 Didn't have anything to give away.
00:29:35.000 This year that's a different fucking story.
00:29:37.000 I have a lot of things to give away.
00:29:38.000 This is like the nice version of Deogog.
00:29:40.000 It's the thoughtful version.
00:29:41.000 This one here is wonderful.
00:29:43.000 I think it's taking souls down the back.
00:29:46.000 I also have this shirt right here I'll be giving away.
00:29:50.000 It's a new Stay Hard shirt.
00:29:53.000 Okay.
00:29:55.000 So the thing is, he's like, why don't you come down and we'll do it together?
00:29:59.000 And so him and I are going to do it together.
00:30:02.000 You're going to do it in Vegas?
00:30:03.000 Yeah.
00:30:04.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:30:05.000 So you're going to stay for two days with him in Vegas?
00:30:08.000 Yeah, with him.
00:30:08.000 But this is not like...
00:30:11.000 It sounds like fun, but that's not a good idea.
00:30:16.000 Trust me, man.
00:30:17.000 Because you're not sleeping.
00:30:18.000 So it's 48 hours of no sleep with David Goggins alone.
00:30:22.000 Plus, he says we're going to do a bunch of other crazy shit, like extra shit.
00:30:27.000 And then he suggested the kind of shit that would break me.
00:30:32.000 Oh, boy.
00:30:34.000 Have you ever thought about joining the Navy SEALs?
00:30:38.000 No.
00:30:38.000 I do not want to join the Navy Seals.
00:30:40.000 Talk me into it!
00:30:41.000 Are you going to carry the boat?
00:30:43.000 Who's going to carry the boat?
00:30:44.000 I want to be in the boat.
00:30:45.000 I don't want to carry the boat.
00:30:47.000 But that said, listen, it's all fun.
00:30:51.000 It's pretty easy.
00:30:51.000 48 miles is rough.
00:30:54.000 That's why you can't learn that machine.
00:30:57.000 What do you mean?
00:30:58.000 That electronic music machine.
00:31:00.000 That's why you don't have any fucking time.
00:31:03.000 But those are the demons you have to face.
00:31:05.000 I'll be thinking about that electronic machine the whole time I'm running with them.
00:31:09.000 No, but, you know, it's a good test.
00:31:11.000 It's a good test of, like, going to the limit.
00:31:13.000 It's the thing he talks about, right?
00:31:15.000 Whatever that percent is, 10%, 40%.
00:31:17.000 40%.
00:31:18.000 That, you know, just take your mind to the limit and push further.
00:31:22.000 And he's a good person to deal with.
00:31:23.000 How are your knees?
00:31:25.000 Good.
00:31:25.000 So I've never had trouble...
00:31:26.000 Well, you know, knock on wood, never had trouble...
00:31:29.000 Really?
00:31:29.000 All your jujitsu?
00:31:30.000 No knee trouble?
00:31:31.000 I've never been injured in jujitsu.
00:31:33.000 That's amazing.
00:31:34.000 Like, really hard training.
00:31:35.000 I think it was because of the wrestling background, I've always approached everything in training with the following thought.
00:31:44.000 Like, how can I train really hard, like, twice a day?
00:31:46.000 How can I put in a three-hour, four-hour session of training with killers without getting injured?
00:31:51.000 So don't, you know, make sure there's a strong frames, like just working on all the stabilizers, making sure to not want to, the ego, it's like silence in the ego.
00:32:01.000 Just, you know, if somebody is being rough in a way, or somebody is much better than me in a way that puts me in compromising positions, Not in terms of being submitted, but in terms of just putting pressure on some body parts that's going to break me.
00:32:17.000 I can tell.
00:32:18.000 It'll lead to injuries.
00:32:21.000 I'll not have my ego and try to beat them.
00:32:23.000 I'll flow with it more.
00:32:25.000 And just making sure I put in the miles versus the wins, the individual wins along the way.
00:32:33.000 So maximizing that allowed me to just be lucky, honestly, because you can be just unlucky.
00:32:39.000 Yeah, one of my worst injuries was unlucky.
00:32:42.000 One of my ACL snaps.
00:32:43.000 Was working out with a guy who was really cool, easy to work out with, training.
00:32:48.000 I was passing his guard.
00:32:50.000 I was in half guard.
00:32:51.000 And my leg was sideways.
00:32:54.000 And he did a lockdown sideways.
00:32:56.000 So you know lockdown normally extends you out this way, but it went that way.
00:33:01.000 Right.
00:33:01.000 So it was like...
00:33:03.000 He locked me out that way.
00:33:05.000 And it just popped.
00:33:07.000 It wasn't a wise position to be in, especially with the gi, because there's too much friction.
00:33:17.000 I couldn't turn my knee over and slip out of it.
00:33:19.000 I really should have gotten myself in a better position and just used my shin.
00:33:23.000 Yes.
00:33:24.000 An instep and tried to push my way out or tried some other methods to get out of the half guard.
00:33:28.000 But I tried to sit sideways and I was going to just try to...
00:33:32.000 And he extended his leg and I just...
00:33:33.000 It was like a carrot.
00:33:35.000 Yeah.
00:33:35.000 It didn't even hurt.
00:33:36.000 It was crazy.
00:33:37.000 I was like, ah!
00:33:37.000 And then he goes, you okay?
00:33:39.000 I'm like, I think so.
00:33:40.000 Hold on a second.
00:33:41.000 And then I moved around a little.
00:33:42.000 I'm like, it doesn't even hurt.
00:33:43.000 But it just popped the ligament off.
00:33:45.000 Yeah, I think the lockdown is a really perfect position.
00:33:48.000 Like, there's very few people in this world that can put me in lockdown because I'm so afraid of that position because of the injury.
00:33:54.000 So, like, I'm very cautious.
00:33:56.000 And if they do, I'm not...
00:33:57.000 This isn't like a challenge, sorry, if it makes sounds like that.
00:34:00.000 Obviously, there's a million people way better than me.
00:34:02.000 And they can put me in lockdown.
00:34:04.000 But I'm very careful to avoid that position because I know how compromising it can put the knee in.
00:34:11.000 The knee, yeah.
00:34:13.000 And funny enough, it's...
00:34:16.000 Usually, the better the person, the more you can trust them to do the lockdown.
00:34:24.000 You judge people.
00:34:27.000 I try not to judge people in regular life, but in jiu-jitsu, I'll judge them harshly.
00:34:31.000 In a sense, I'll pick people who don't move in sudden ways that are just unexpected.
00:34:40.000 The kind of people I love training hard with are the people who are exceptionally good.
00:34:45.000 But they move in ways that are like...
00:34:47.000 They flow.
00:34:47.000 They flow, but are not like the Ben Askrens of the world that are funky.
00:34:54.000 You know, like, that are creative.
00:34:58.000 The names are slipping my mind of all the different jiu-jitsu people who are super creative.
00:35:03.000 They kind of surprise you with their creativity.
00:35:05.000 I like, like, Haja Gracie style.
00:35:09.000 You'd hate rolling with Eddie Bravo then.
00:35:12.000 It puts you in some weird spots.
00:35:14.000 But I wouldn't have an ego.
00:35:16.000 There's hard training where you're trying to win and trying to improve.
00:35:19.000 And there's training where you're learning from each other.
00:35:22.000 With him, he's already probably several words of magnitude better than me, so there's no reason for me to try to beat him.
00:35:31.000 But lockdown is a good example of a position that kind of scares me in terms of just the pressure it puts on the knees.
00:35:39.000 Yeah, he's got a very unusual game too.
00:35:42.000 Like his students have a very unusual game.
00:35:45.000 Like Richie Martinez, a boogeyman, has this crazy guard game.
00:35:50.000 And if you're not accustomed to someone who's got that level of flexibility...
00:35:54.000 I've talked about Richie before too because he comes from a weird background.
00:35:57.000 He's a breakdancer.
00:35:59.000 And because of that breakdancing, he has incredible body control.
00:36:03.000 You know, breakdancers, people that think of breakdancers, they don't necessarily equate it with these incredibly athletic people, but my god, the breakdancers of today.
00:36:12.000 Follow Stance Elements on Instagram.
00:36:16.000 Breakdancer?
00:36:17.000 Yeah.
00:36:17.000 No, it's a page that's dedicated to breakdancing.
00:36:20.000 It is wild.
00:36:22.000 We played one the other night with Jordan Burroughs because Jordan Burroughs is kind of making fun of breakdancing.
00:36:25.000 I'm like, dude, watch this.
00:36:27.000 And there's this guy...
00:36:29.000 I forget his name.
00:36:31.000 I forget the guy's name.
00:36:32.000 The craziest guy, his name is...
00:36:38.000 Yeah, that guy.
00:36:38.000 That's B-Boy Tata.
00:36:40.000 As a Russian, I approve of the tracksuit.
00:36:42.000 You gotta see this guy breakdance, though.
00:36:44.000 Like, the shit that he does.
00:36:46.000 If you can go to Stance Element...
00:36:47.000 Well, let's see what he does here.
00:36:48.000 Look at this.
00:36:50.000 What the fuck?
00:36:51.000 He's on one hand, bouncing around like he weighs two pounds.
00:36:55.000 And he's a big guy.
00:36:56.000 He's a big athletic guy.
00:36:58.000 Okay.
00:36:58.000 And he's doing freakish shit, man.
00:37:01.000 Timing, balance, the general body awareness.
00:37:04.000 It's incredible.
00:37:05.000 All of it, but the strength.
00:37:06.000 His feet don't even touch the ground.
00:37:08.000 Just imagine how good that guy would be good at jiu-jitsu or mixed martial arts.
00:37:11.000 Oh, without a doubt.
00:37:13.000 But he's also, like, incredibly powerful.
00:37:17.000 Like, the Stance Elements video, go to the Stance Elements page.
00:37:20.000 Because there's a video of him in...
00:37:24.000 Oh, let's look at us.
00:37:25.000 That's how I got to it.
00:37:26.000 That's hilarious.
00:37:28.000 If you see the Stance Elements page, though, scroll down to the video of him with...
00:37:33.000 I think he's got...
00:37:36.000 I think he's got a red tracksuit on there, too.
00:37:40.000 No.
00:37:41.000 They post a lot of stuff.
00:37:44.000 There it is, right there.
00:37:46.000 Watch this.
00:37:46.000 Just watch this.
00:37:47.000 Look at that.
00:37:48.000 What in the hell?
00:37:51.000 I mean, dude.
00:37:53.000 And there's a lot of creativity in that, too.
00:37:55.000 So it's not just like gymnasts have athleticism that's also incredible for martial arts, but this has just like creativity.
00:38:03.000 And he's doing it to music and he's dancing to music.
00:38:05.000 I mean, it's phenomenal.
00:38:06.000 There's another guy called B-Boy Pocket Kim.
00:38:09.000 Have you ever seen that guy?
00:38:11.000 He doesn't even seem real.
00:38:14.000 Like, literally doesn't seem real.
00:38:16.000 The guy's abilities, that's him in the upper right-hand corner, Jamie.
00:38:20.000 Click on that.
00:38:21.000 Watch this dude.
00:38:22.000 Because this literally does not seem real.
00:38:25.000 Look at that.
00:38:27.000 What the fuck, man?
00:38:30.000 What the hell?
00:38:33.000 He's amazing!
00:38:34.000 What's that called?
00:38:34.000 Oh, look at this.
00:38:35.000 It's me talking about him.
00:38:36.000 I say he's the freak of all freaks.
00:38:38.000 That's hilarious.
00:38:39.000 But he really is.
00:38:40.000 I mean, he's incredible.
00:38:41.000 That other guy, B-Boy Tata, is amazing.
00:38:43.000 That's you.
00:38:46.000 What's that style called where you're doing like a robot style like pop lock type situation where you're it's not it's not breakdancing it's like I think it's called pop locking no no like where you're deforming your body in different ways that it's kind of like a robot dance but on steroids you know what I'm talking about yes it's like you're making your body flow in all different kinds of I don't want to miss I'd say it's hyphy,
00:39:10.000 but I think it's called hyphy and Stylebender does...
00:39:12.000 Hyphy?
00:39:13.000 Yeah, it's H-Y-P-H-Y. Hyphy.
00:39:16.000 Let's see if I... But I think breakdancing is a better overall body awareness muscle activity for fighting, definitely.
00:39:29.000 Well, a guy like that, a guy like, whether it's Kim, B-Boy Pocket Kim, or whether it's B-Boy Tata, those guys, those guys can do anything.
00:39:41.000 You'd have to just show them the moves.
00:39:42.000 Whether it's kickboxing or jujitsu, their body control is just incredible.
00:39:47.000 The flexibility is incredible.
00:39:49.000 The explosiveness and the control.
00:39:51.000 When that guy is jumping up and down on one hand, you have to be incredibly strong.
00:39:56.000 They're Stylebender.
00:39:57.000 Yeah, that kind of stuff.
00:39:58.000 Is this it?
00:39:59.000 Yep.
00:40:01.000 This is just overall body awareness and dance skills.
00:40:05.000 Look at that.
00:40:05.000 Look at him getting after it.
00:40:07.000 Yeah.
00:40:09.000 He's going to fight Jan Blachowicz for the light heavyweight title.
00:40:13.000 That is a very interesting fight.
00:40:15.000 What do you, by the way, think about the Conor fight this weekend?
00:40:19.000 I'm very excited.
00:40:20.000 Unfortunately, I'm going to be...
00:40:21.000 I think I'll be getting offstage right around the time it starts.
00:40:26.000 Yeah.
00:40:27.000 Because we're doing these shows.
00:40:30.000 Dave Chappelle versus Conor McGregor.
00:40:32.000 Well, the problem is we picked a bunch of dates and Dave does some dates with like music and he's like, you know, which dates you want to do?
00:40:41.000 So I picked these dates and I didn't even recognize that I picked the 23rd, which is the day of the fight.
00:40:47.000 It was alright.
00:40:48.000 Who do you got?
00:40:50.000 I do not know.
00:40:51.000 I do not know.
00:40:52.000 I do not know.
00:40:54.000 I think that Dustin has gotten far better, and Dustin is much more durable at 155 pounds.
00:41:02.000 But that said, Michael Johnson KO'd him at 155 pounds.
00:41:07.000 Michael Johnson hits very hard, and he caught him with a perfect shot that could legitimately knock out most 155-pounders.
00:41:14.000 But he KO'd Justin Gaethje.
00:41:17.000 He beat Max Holloway, which, especially when you look at Max Holloway's performance this weekend.
00:41:22.000 That was an incredible performance last weekend.
00:41:23.000 Maybe the best performance I've ever seen against a guy who, in Calvin Kaner, is just a straight-up assassin.
00:41:29.000 Yeah, those numbers were crazy.
00:41:32.000 I saw that you put up the numbers.
00:41:34.000 When I watched that fight, it didn't feel like that dominating of performance as the numbers indicate.
00:41:40.000 It was dominating, but what is it, like a record for the most?
00:41:44.000 Most strikes landed ever.
00:41:46.000 Here's the crazy thing.
00:41:47.000 Most strikes thrown and most strikes landed, but here's the crazy thing.
00:41:50.000 Most of the time when you see a lot of strikes landed, it's a ground fight.
00:41:54.000 Someone's on top of the guy and beating him up and like holding him down for five rounds.
00:41:58.000 But with Max, it's all stand-up.
00:42:01.000 He's insane.
00:42:03.000 We think O'Connor said that he'll knock out Poirier in the first 60 seconds.
00:42:08.000 Well, you know, he's probably putting that in Poirier's head.
00:42:11.000 You know, you've got to always think Connor's playing mind games.
00:42:13.000 He's being really nice.
00:42:14.000 I don't know if you saw.
00:42:15.000 He's being really respectful.
00:42:18.000 He's donated some money to Poirier's charity.
00:42:21.000 I'm not sure what it is.
00:42:23.000 So there's a lot of love back and forth.
00:42:25.000 I know it's weird.
00:42:27.000 Friendly Conor.
00:42:28.000 Friendly Conor is a different Conor.
00:42:31.000 It's the Russian in me.
00:42:33.000 I love Khabib.
00:42:34.000 I know he's a fascinating human being.
00:42:37.000 I hope he comes back and fights for Conor.
00:42:41.000 But what if Dustin wins?
00:42:43.000 Is he compelled to fight Dustin again?
00:42:46.000 Because that was a close fight.
00:42:47.000 That was a good fight, yeah.
00:42:48.000 Yeah, listen, there was a moment in that fight where Dustin caught him in a guillotine where I was like, whoa, that is tight.
00:42:55.000 Dustin has a very good guillotine, but Khabib got out of it.
00:42:59.000 That's the problem with people who are undefeated.
00:43:01.000 It's like, where's the ceiling?
00:43:02.000 Because maybe Khabib wasn't going.
00:43:06.000 Or, you know, maybe that's how he stays undefeated.
00:43:09.000 He gets that close to defeat because he's fighting world-class fighters, but his will and his ability is just...
00:43:17.000 That's enough to pop that head out and keep smashing you and eventually tap you.
00:43:24.000 Yeah, but you gotta admire the man who's, so Khabib is talking about what, like agriculture?
00:43:30.000 Like farming?
00:43:31.000 Matt, I don't know if you were paying attention to this.
00:43:34.000 He's talking like a businessman, but a businessman not like talking about like tequila or like new clothing line or maybe doing a podcast or something like that.
00:43:47.000 I don't know.
00:43:48.000 He's talking about actually building farms and honoring the culture of his people in the kind of way, the businesses that they build, honoring the dreams that his father had and his mom has.
00:44:04.000 That's pretty badass.
00:44:06.000 He's an amazing person.
00:44:07.000 Yeah.
00:44:09.000 Amazing in many ways, but also complicated, which is really interesting.
00:44:14.000 I'd love to see how that, like, wine or vodka or whatever, I know he doesn't drink, ages.
00:44:19.000 I wonder, because he's been so, so, so focused on fighting.
00:44:23.000 You know, you have the Bouvasiya Setiev, I've talked about him before, he's from that culture.
00:44:29.000 They became more and more philosophical and poetic and so on, so...
00:44:33.000 I think Khabib will be a good guest on this podcast in like 20 years.
00:44:39.000 Well, his English is much better now.
00:44:41.000 Yeah, it's really good.
00:44:42.000 I would have him on any time he wants.
00:44:44.000 You know, when we first talked about it a long time ago, but he was struggling with his English, but his English is excellent now.
00:44:49.000 He can talk really good.
00:44:51.000 I'm gonna smash your boy!
00:44:55.000 Well, his English is so, like, developed around, like, talking a little bit of trash in MMA. I don't know how good his English is developed in terms of being, like, philosophical for three hours in a podcast or, like, thoughtful about life.
00:45:07.000 Oh, I think he'd be fine.
00:45:08.000 I think he'd be fine.
00:45:09.000 I think he can...
00:45:10.000 Yeah, I've seen him speak in interviews.
00:45:12.000 I think he's fine.
00:45:13.000 Yeah, it could be if you need a translator.
00:45:15.000 My Russian is pretty good.
00:45:17.000 We got yourself a Russian right here.
00:45:18.000 I mean, dude, I had Yoel Romero on.
00:45:20.000 Yeah, that was incredible.
00:45:21.000 With Joey Diaz.
00:45:23.000 That worked out.
00:45:24.000 That was incredible because his English is, well, pretty good still.
00:45:29.000 He can still talk.
00:45:31.000 And Joey adding the stories.
00:45:34.000 That's a fascinating coupling.
00:45:36.000 That's one of my favorite conversations.
00:45:37.000 The going back and forth.
00:45:39.000 Very interesting.
00:45:39.000 It's music.
00:45:40.000 Yeah, well, you know, they know so much about that Cuban culture, too.
00:45:44.000 They know so much about each other.
00:45:47.000 Yeah, I think about the translation.
00:45:49.000 He did it masterfully.
00:45:51.000 He really did, yeah.
00:45:52.000 No, Joey speaks fluent.
00:45:54.000 Right.
00:45:55.000 Oh, both languages.
00:45:57.000 Yeah.
00:45:58.000 Yeah, I think about that with, obviously, Russian.
00:46:01.000 So I have the unique possibility to speak somewhat English and Russian pretty well.
00:46:09.000 It's like, who can I be a Joey Diaz for?
00:46:12.000 Khabib.
00:46:13.000 Well, Khabib is already pretty good.
00:46:15.000 Oh, yeah.
00:46:16.000 I mean, here, let me do the pitch.
00:46:18.000 Hi, Khabib.
00:46:19.000 If you ever want to come on the Joe Rogan Experience and need a translator.
00:46:23.000 No.
00:46:23.000 No.
00:46:23.000 I'd love to do it.
00:46:25.000 I'd love to just sit silent and translate.
00:46:26.000 I don't think he needs a translator though.
00:46:27.000 He doesn't.
00:46:27.000 That's the problem.
00:46:28.000 Stop learning English.
00:46:30.000 Hello, you!
00:46:31.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:46:32.000 He's not...
00:46:32.000 Yoel is, you know, his English is much...
00:46:41.000 It's much more limited.
00:46:42.000 Yeah, but it also has an art to it as well.
00:46:45.000 Just the simplicity of it.
00:46:46.000 You know, just like Joey Diaz, who mispronounces half the things he says.
00:46:51.000 He does it on purpose, though.
00:46:53.000 Kind of.
00:46:54.000 Sort of.
00:46:55.000 He calls Khabib Kalabib.
00:46:59.000 Yeah.
00:47:00.000 But the result with Yoel is almost a caricature of the superhero fighter.
00:47:12.000 He probably has one of the most intimidating builds in mixed martial arts.
00:47:21.000 You think so?
00:47:22.000 Who else?
00:47:24.000 Yoel.
00:47:24.000 Yoel's got the most intimidating build, for sure.
00:47:28.000 Ever.
00:47:29.000 Well, then there's the heavyweights, right?
00:47:31.000 Francis Ngannou.
00:47:32.000 Francis Ngannou, right.
00:47:33.000 He's just all-around terrifying.
00:47:35.000 Yeah.
00:47:35.000 Yeah.
00:47:36.000 But Yoel doesn't even look like a real person when you meet him.
00:47:41.000 He just doesn't look real.
00:47:42.000 He's so big, it doesn't look real.
00:47:44.000 He's apparently going to fight light heavyweight in Bellator.
00:47:47.000 What's light heavyweight?
00:47:48.000 205. 205, yeah.
00:47:50.000 I think he's going to move up to 205. He's so big.
00:47:53.000 That's the struggle to get to 185. At his age, I believe he's 44 now, which is crazy.
00:47:59.000 He's just completely shredded at 44. Like, full six-pack, no body fat.
00:48:06.000 Looks like a Greek god.
00:48:08.000 Doesn't look like he's aged a day in all the years he's been fighting.
00:48:13.000 I don't think he's ever talked about diet or anything like that, right?
00:48:16.000 Whatever!
00:48:17.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:48:18.000 I mean, I don't know what he eats, but he's got to be eating.
00:48:23.000 Hard work.
00:48:23.000 He's got to be eating fairly clean.
00:48:25.000 Look at him.
00:48:27.000 He's in a cryo chamber, laughing and smiling.
00:48:30.000 I've never seen that guy.
00:48:32.000 He's like the polar opposite of me.
00:48:34.000 He's always happy.
00:48:36.000 Yeah.
00:48:37.000 Yeah, he's always happy and smiling.
00:48:40.000 And I'm glad you, another guy who's shredded is Burrows, Jordan Burrows.
00:48:45.000 I'm glad you had him on here.
00:48:46.000 Oh, he was amazing.
00:48:47.000 He's a special, special human.
00:48:48.000 Well, when you're that kind of an athlete and also a wrestler, those guys, they don't get a lot of accolades.
00:48:56.000 They don't get a lot of press.
00:48:58.000 They don't get the attention of the media, of the love of the crowds.
00:49:03.000 It's a different world.
00:49:04.000 They do it for the love of wrestling and the love of competing in one of the most difficult physical pursuits known to man.
00:49:13.000 Yeah, that makes it, just like he was saying, it makes it more...
00:49:19.000 I don't know.
00:49:20.000 Money almost gets in the way.
00:49:21.000 I know it's a horrible thing to say.
00:49:23.000 People should get paid for putting their money in the line.
00:49:27.000 But when you don't get paid, which is what makes Olympics special, I think you don't get...
00:49:33.000 Especially in the early journey, you don't get paid at all or much.
00:49:38.000 It makes it special.
00:49:39.000 It makes it so pure about the sport.
00:49:40.000 And wrestling represents that amazingly well.
00:49:45.000 I talked to...
00:49:46.000 Jordan Burrows is this...
00:49:49.000 Badass new talent.
00:49:50.000 I talked to Dan Gable.
00:49:51.000 I don't know if you know who that is.
00:49:52.000 Sure, of course.
00:49:53.000 They offered him up for the podcast.
00:49:56.000 I would love to have him on, but I want to do it in person.
00:49:59.000 Did you do it remotely?
00:50:00.000 No, in person.
00:50:01.000 I flew down to Iowa.
00:50:02.000 Oh, wow.
00:50:03.000 I stayed with him.
00:50:04.000 Is that up yet?
00:50:05.000 Yeah, I just uploaded.
00:50:07.000 Today?
00:50:08.000 No, like a month ago.
00:50:11.000 I actually re-uploaded it because...
00:50:15.000 I was so sad.
00:50:17.000 I never care about views or listens and so on, so it's good that we're mentioning it.
00:50:21.000 Please go there, check out Dan Gable.
00:50:24.000 Because I was so sad that I only got not much views relative to others.
00:50:28.000 And I was like, this is one of the most special humans in the world.
00:50:31.000 Yeah, his story's crazy too.
00:50:33.000 About how he became that dedicated and focused when his sister was killed when he was 15. Yeah, raped and killed.
00:50:41.000 So his wrestling brought the family together.
00:50:46.000 I mean, you couldn't write a better script because he went undefeated until his last match in college.
00:50:53.000 And he lost his last match in college against a person he should have beat because he took a lot of stuff.
00:50:59.000 He let himself get distracted.
00:51:01.000 And of course, a guy who's never lost Losing that does something to you.
00:51:08.000 He went to another level.
00:51:11.000 And then he won the Olympic gold medal without letting up a single point.
00:51:17.000 Just domination.
00:51:19.000 And then coaching-wise, he then went to Iowa and coached...
00:51:24.000 I think he's the most winningest coach in NCAA history or up there.
00:51:30.000 And just taught this whole culture of just domination, which is tough in this nuke.
00:51:36.000 I mean, he struggles with this now.
00:51:39.000 Obviously, he has daughters and family, so he's softened up a little bit.
00:51:42.000 There's still a madman in there.
00:51:43.000 He has a shed, and he goes in the shed, and there's demons in there.
00:51:47.000 He works out in the shed, right?
00:51:49.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:51:49.000 Still, there's videos of it.
00:51:50.000 It's crazy.
00:51:51.000 Even as an older man.
00:51:52.000 He doesn't.
00:51:53.000 Trains very hard.
00:51:54.000 And I think they build the shed, so he's like, in order to maintain my marriage, I have to separate those two worlds.
00:52:01.000 I think he's got fake hips and fake knees now.
00:52:04.000 Fake everything.
00:52:05.000 Yeah.
00:52:05.000 Shoulders as well?
00:52:07.000 I don't know about the shoulders, but I love his...
00:52:10.000 What was that?
00:52:12.000 Oh.
00:52:14.000 Here it goes.
00:52:16.000 This is his shed gym.
00:52:20.000 There he is.
00:52:21.000 Yeah, I mean, he's all busted up, and he still trains very hard.
00:52:25.000 But he's got hip replacements.
00:52:28.000 I think he's got knee replacements as well.
00:52:30.000 Did you ask him about those?
00:52:32.000 No, not about those.
00:52:36.000 I was so focused on kind of...
00:52:40.000 His mindset, he's basically David Goggins before David Goggins, which is just this mindset.
00:52:46.000 I remember he said that I've always wanted to train so hard that they would have to carry me off, you know, like be near death.
00:52:54.000 They would have to carry me off the mat and he's never succeeded.
00:52:57.000 And he was proud of his daughter because she's a swimmer and she passed out during a swim meet in the pool and he was proud of her that she succeeded where her father failed.
00:53:10.000 Jesus Christ.
00:53:12.000 So that drive, I mean, what can you say about that?
00:53:14.000 The thing is, I don't know how often you're in the Midwest, in like that kind of Midwest.
00:53:20.000 So I also saw Tom Brands, who's the current Iowa coach.
00:53:24.000 I spent a day with him, I spent a day with Dan Gable, and like, I wanted to stay there forever.
00:53:32.000 The family feeling?
00:53:34.000 Yeah.
00:53:34.000 Just the love?
00:53:35.000 Yeah.
00:53:37.000 We're talking about California.
00:53:39.000 You forget how good humans can be to each other.
00:53:45.000 Everybody in New York or even Boston or California, they're busy.
00:53:50.000 They've got a thing going on.
00:53:51.000 They go to the next thing and so on.
00:53:52.000 Here, they're just set back.
00:53:54.000 They don't know who the hell I am.
00:53:56.000 This was recorded two years ago.
00:53:58.000 I was sitting on it.
00:54:00.000 I had demons around it.
00:54:02.000 What kind of demons were on it?
00:54:04.000 I felt like I didn't do as good of a conversation as I could have.
00:54:10.000 I felt like I failed one of my heroes.
00:54:12.000 I don't know.
00:54:13.000 I don't know.
00:54:15.000 So, whatever.
00:54:19.000 What made you change your mind?
00:54:24.000 A bunch of the Iowa folks non-stop messaging me like, where the fuck is the video?
00:54:29.000 Stop being a little bitch.
00:54:32.000 And he was really nice to me.
00:54:38.000 There's both a love in that family atmosphere and a love within the focus that they've had.
00:54:45.000 For so many years, this is one of the magical things I experienced that made me even further believe that family can be beneficial for success is that they're all in on this effort that Dan had to win the Olympic gold,
00:55:00.000 to just succeed as a wrestling coach.
00:55:03.000 Just his whole life.
00:55:04.000 They get it.
00:55:04.000 And they love him for it.
00:55:06.000 And they kind of embrace it.
00:55:07.000 And there's, like, this family atmosphere.
00:55:09.000 Like, what they did at Tom Brands is the same Olympic gold medalist, too.
00:55:13.000 Coach of Iowa.
00:55:15.000 Another guy who's just insane.
00:55:17.000 We sat down on the couch and just watched these, like, documentaries about people being badasses, like mountain climbing, just overcoming shit.
00:55:27.000 As a family thing, as a family, all together.
00:55:30.000 And they've invited me like a nobody.
00:55:32.000 I don't know.
00:55:33.000 I've never felt that before and since, I think.
00:55:36.000 Because I don't go out to the Midwest very much.
00:55:39.000 And it just felt like home.
00:55:40.000 There's something to be said for that kind of life.
00:55:43.000 There's a different way of life.
00:55:46.000 My good buddy John lives in Iowa.
00:55:50.000 Just different kind of people out there.
00:55:52.000 No Twitter, no Instagram, no...
00:55:54.000 Oh, he doesn't have that?
00:55:55.000 No.
00:55:56.000 I mean, there might be something that somebody does for him, but...
00:56:00.000 But it's just small town life.
00:56:02.000 Small town life, yeah.
00:56:03.000 I mean, there's good and bad, you know?
00:56:05.000 Right.
00:56:05.000 There's a lack of nuance there sometimes.
00:56:09.000 Well, definitely all Trump supporters there at the time.
00:56:12.000 What do you think that is?
00:56:13.000 Why do you think that is?
00:56:14.000 Because here's a narrative that I don't like, and it's the Trump supporters are all racist.
00:56:23.000 I don't like that narrative.
00:56:25.000 I don't think it's true, and I think it's too simplistic, and I think it's...
00:56:30.000 There's a lot of people that don't like a lot of what Democrats are pushing, whether it is, you know, whatever the variables are, whatever the things are that they don't like about the Democrats.
00:56:43.000 It doesn't mean they're racist.
00:56:44.000 This thing keeps coming up over and over again, like you can just say it.
00:56:48.000 You can just say it.
00:56:50.000 And that Trump equals you're supporting racism, you support Biden, it means you're the future, you're progressive.
00:56:59.000 It's a weird narrative that is very polarizing to all the people that voted for Trump that aren't racist.
00:57:05.000 They don't like a lot of the things that Joe Biden stands for in terms of his politics and the way he was with the Obama administration, the way the Democrats have been throughout the election.
00:57:20.000 There's a lot of...
00:57:21.000 They're allowed to have their opinions, and I think we run a real dangerous risk in this country of separating people, like good versus evil, and not just respecting people's differences and differences of opinions.
00:57:36.000 It's a different kind of discrimination.
00:57:39.000 It's an intellectual discrimination.
00:57:41.000 It's a cultural discrimination.
00:57:42.000 It's a weird way of chastising people that don't share your ideas.
00:57:49.000 Yeah, and in terms of white supremacists or racists, we focus on both the left and the right, on the extremes, on the ridiculous examples.
00:57:57.000 The tiny.001% of the people.
00:58:01.000 Like with the violence in the Capitol.
00:58:04.000 You somehow equate that some of the people that stormed the Capitol are somehow equivalent to the 70 million or whatever that voted for Trump.
00:58:13.000 Right.
00:58:14.000 That kind of equivalent.
00:58:16.000 And the same is done on the other side.
00:58:18.000 Everybody's...
00:58:20.000 It's sort of the, you know, the 80 or whatever million that voted for Biden are all social justice warriors and they hate America, right?
00:58:28.000 So I... They hate the flag.
00:58:29.000 They hate the flag.
00:58:30.000 I mean, one of the, you know, one of the things that I do does bother me about sort of the, I don't know, is it the left or something?
00:58:41.000 We're good to go.
00:58:59.000 Yeah.
00:59:12.000 It's more like, this is an incredible country and I'm proud to be here.
00:59:16.000 And this is not beyond criticizing and so on, being against wars and so on, but just being able to say, I love America.
00:59:24.000 Every time I say, I love America...
00:59:27.000 I get private emails and messages.
00:59:33.000 So public messages of support from Trump people.
00:59:36.000 I knew you'd love Trump.
00:59:38.000 Oh, God.
00:59:39.000 It's like, why does saying I love America equate to I love Trump?
00:59:43.000 It doesn't.
00:59:44.000 It's weird.
00:59:45.000 You can just love this country and be skeptical of all leaders that attain power.
00:59:50.000 Anybody with power, I think, deserves careful scrutiny.
00:59:55.000 And Trump is certainly one of them.
00:59:57.000 Biden is certainly one of them.
00:59:58.000 But you can still love this country.
01:00:00.000 That's why I think people that immigrate to this country can appreciate even further, to be honest.
01:00:06.000 Because it's like...
01:00:07.000 It can be really shitty elsewhere.
01:00:09.000 Another way to do that is just by studying history.
01:00:13.000 That's too much work.
01:00:14.000 Too much work.
01:00:16.000 But yeah, I mean, coming from Russia, the difference in the freedom here versus there is...
01:00:21.000 Yeah, it's...
01:00:22.000 I mean, there's beautiful things about Russia, too.
01:00:24.000 Like, culturally speaking, in terms of just, like, in the struggle of the...
01:00:30.000 I would say it came from the wars.
01:00:33.000 The music, the art, the poetry, the writing, the science that came from the World War that impacted Russia way more than it did the United States.
01:00:44.000 The World War II. I mean, tens of millions of people died.
01:00:47.000 China, Russia, Europe, obviously, just...
01:00:51.000 They had to for a century struggle with the biggest existential questions of good and evil, of losing most of your family to unjust slaughter or starvation in Ukraine in the 1930s.
01:01:06.000 Like I mentioned before, my grandmother survived the Something that people don't talk about.
01:01:13.000 They say that Hitler is evil and so on.
01:01:15.000 They don't often highlight the evil of Stalin.
01:01:18.000 There's not enough talk about just the fact that he imposed just things on the people without any consideration of the suffering that that causes.
01:01:31.000 So millions of people died from starvation.
01:01:34.000 Starvation, cannibalism, people eating their children.
01:01:37.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
01:01:38.000 If you read the depictions of it, it...
01:01:41.000 I've read some stuff that I couldn't continue, I couldn't finish, because it's so horrific.
01:01:47.000 You know, you should have Dan Carlin back on the podcast, by the way.
01:01:51.000 I would love to.
01:01:51.000 And you, he's been, he's like, I don't know, I don't know what's a good metaphor, but he released an episode now like once every year, and it's always like an exciting, it's like Christmas or whatever, as a duo.
01:02:03.000 I feel weird saying that.
01:02:04.000 What is he doing most of the time now?
01:02:07.000 Working on the podcast.
01:02:08.000 So he releases this one episode once a year.
01:02:11.000 Well, he doesn't.
01:02:12.000 So he released, I want to say, three or four episodes this year.
01:02:16.000 So it's been a productive year.
01:02:18.000 You mean 2020, right?
01:02:20.000 2020, sorry, I apologize.
01:02:22.000 What we do is not what he does.
01:02:25.000 No.
01:02:25.000 It's really rude to call what we do a podcast and call what he does a podcast.
01:02:31.000 But he has two, and I recommend people listen to it, he has two podcasts.
01:02:35.000 One is Hardcore History and one is Common Sense.
01:02:38.000 He shut down Common Sense for a while because he felt Too polarized by the political climate, right?
01:02:44.000 But he released an episode, People Should Listen.
01:02:46.000 One, he got a lot of shit for.
01:02:48.000 That was a little bit, I think, critical of Trump, but not between the lines, not directly, but he got shit for that before the election, was like steering into the iceberg.
01:02:59.000 Basically worried.
01:03:00.000 He's the opposite of me in his level of optimism.
01:03:03.000 But he was worried about where this country's headed.
01:03:06.000 And he released a new episode, I think Garbage In, Garbage Out, about the...
01:03:11.000 You know, basically making a case for centrism, you know, for center-left, center-right in this country as opposed to extremes.
01:03:19.000 It's poetic.
01:03:20.000 It's beautiful.
01:03:20.000 People should listen to it.
01:03:21.000 But it's done with the same kind of care that he does with the Hardcore History.
01:03:27.000 But he did release one extra Hardcore History.
01:03:30.000 He inspired me to...
01:03:32.000 You mentioned what we do.
01:03:34.000 He inspired me to try to do a solo thing, like an episode on Hitler, on the rise and fall of the Third Reich.
01:03:47.000 I read a book called The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.
01:03:51.000 It's this huge volume.
01:03:53.000 I recommend people read it.
01:03:55.000 It tells the story of how Hitler came to power, and it tells the story from the perspective of the person who was there.
01:04:02.000 So it was written in the, I want to say, 60s and 70s by a person who was a journalist that lived through it.
01:04:08.000 And it's one of the best books on the entirety of the whole Third Reich project, how evil came to be.
01:04:15.000 And so I've been trying to, for the last two months, to do an episode.
01:04:19.000 And I think it's going to take another, like, year.
01:04:23.000 Because it sucks, and it's hard.
01:04:25.000 It's hard work.
01:04:26.000 It's fascinating.
01:04:27.000 Yeah, to put together it the way he does.
01:04:29.000 Yeah, the way he does.
01:04:30.000 Very difficult.
01:04:30.000 And he doesn't call himself a historian.
01:04:33.000 So he's got, everybody's got demons.
01:04:35.000 His demons are like the historians that criticize him for getting something incorrectly.
01:04:40.000 So he feels like he's never going to live up to the accuracy required.
01:04:45.000 To sort of be respected by the academic historians.
01:04:49.000 There's also a problem with the academic historians don't like the fact that he's famous for that.
01:04:53.000 Yeah, of course.
01:04:54.000 There's a lot of ego involved in anything academic, right?
01:04:58.000 Yeah, but he's a storyteller, and he's a masterful storyteller.
01:05:01.000 He's good at abandoning that stance, you know, and saying, you know, being self-deprecating and saying he's not a historian.
01:05:08.000 Yeah, so he's obsessed with Alexander the Great.
01:05:12.000 He wants to do a whole series on Alexander the Great, which is probably one of the most badass sort of...
01:05:16.000 Conquerors.
01:05:18.000 Conquerors in history.
01:05:19.000 I think Tyson was obsessed with Alexander the Great.
01:05:22.000 Yeah.
01:05:23.000 Genghis Khan, too.
01:05:24.000 So obviously he did an amazing job with Genghis Khan.
01:05:26.000 The Wrath of the Khans is the greatest historical thing I've ever listened to in my life.
01:05:30.000 Yeah.
01:05:31.000 And eventually he says he wants to try Hitler.
01:05:36.000 But that one is...
01:05:38.000 I struggle with that one because I think it's the most useful to understand because it's so modern.
01:05:44.000 It's useful for...
01:05:46.000 I feel like Hitler is a really interesting person to study, in the context of Stalin as well, of communism, fascism, the economic systems, how depression in the United States leads eventually to conflict and violence,
01:06:04.000 how a charismatic leader can take control of a populace.
01:06:08.000 There's so much about human nature that you can learn from there that feels more directly relevant to us now than maybe even like Alexander the Great.
01:06:15.000 It just feels like there's a lot of lessons.
01:06:18.000 What was the criticism about the Trump episode?
01:06:21.000 The Trump episode, so Steering Into the Iceberg, I think the episode is called, I think the nature of the criticism was that Trump Magnify the division,
01:06:39.000 which ultimately shut down the ability of people of having nuanced conversations and to be able to reason.
01:06:46.000 And whenever you destroy reason, you're not able to do what...
01:06:52.000 You're not able to make the decisions that kind of keep this country great.
01:06:58.000 You're not able to think clearly, like grounded in...
01:07:05.000 In a deep, real, humble understanding of reality, you're more focused on the division.
01:07:12.000 So you construct sort of narratives about the other side, that they're evil somehow, and you go into this battle.
01:07:18.000 This isn't just Twitter.
01:07:19.000 This is everywhere.
01:07:20.000 And so his argument was that this kind of process, once it gets going, you're going to have a charismatic leader that takes over, like Trump or somebody else, that then is going to make it worse and worse and worse.
01:07:31.000 There's too much incentive to make it worse.
01:07:33.000 And that's going to ultimately lead us to destroy this nation.
01:07:37.000 That was great.
01:07:38.000 It's a different kind of mania than what grabbed Germany when Hitler took over.
01:07:46.000 It's a different kind of mania because of social media and because there's too much information and there's too many competing ideas for it to be the same sort of situation.
01:08:00.000 But I think people were really worried because that...
01:08:04.000 What happened with Hitler in World War II is...
01:08:09.000 We would like to think that's outside of what's possible today.
01:08:15.000 But I don't think we really believe that.
01:08:17.000 I think deep down in our hearts we know that a charismatic leader with all of the wrong intentions, with all of the right things lining up in terms of the economy falling apart...
01:08:32.000 In terms of the lack of patriotism in general or a feeling of insecurity by the nation and then all of a sudden they get exhumed.
01:08:52.000 They get risen from the dead by some charismatic person who...
01:08:57.000 Can talk people into doing wild shit.
01:08:59.000 And I think we saw a little bit of that with the storm in the Capitol.
01:09:02.000 When he said you have to be strong, it's a show of force.
01:09:05.000 So when I saw that, I was like, oh, Jesus Christ.
01:09:08.000 Like those words, and there's a real question of whether or not those words were inciting and whether or not what he did was illegal.
01:09:16.000 I don't know.
01:09:17.000 I'm not a lawyer, obviously.
01:09:19.000 But the rhetoric, that kind of rhetoric, like you have to show strength.
01:09:25.000 What exactly did Trump say?
01:09:27.000 Because he said something along the lines of, you can't be weak, you have to be strong, you have to show, they need to show a force or something like that.
01:09:36.000 Yeah, that's a really good point, because I have to read his words exactly.
01:09:39.000 Because every time I read his words, they don't, on paper, they don't sound as dramatic as I think they're being reported on.
01:09:47.000 Right.
01:09:47.000 Sometimes you've got to look at it again.
01:09:49.000 Well, you also have to, speaking of Hitler, you have to listen to the delivery, too.
01:09:54.000 And I don't think, I think people should, I think BBC did a really nice program on Hitler, on the charisma of Hitler.
01:10:00.000 He had way better meth.
01:10:03.000 The drugs are just the best.
01:10:06.000 The Nazi Germany had the best.
01:10:08.000 There's a really good book on the drugs that fueled the Nazi regime.
01:10:13.000 I feel like, damn it, I wish I remembered the title, but it's a book entirely about all the drugs that they loved that fueled that entire war, the entire regime.
01:10:24.000 And it's probably, you know, we don't talk about it often, you could probably attribute most of the Nazi regime to just really good drugs.
01:10:33.000 You could, a lot of it, like legitimately.
01:10:35.000 Like one of the thoughts, there was apparently, there was, God I wish I remember who told me this, but there was a moment where Hitler was supposed to meet Mussolini and he was apparently just like broken down.
01:10:47.000 He was completely exhausted.
01:10:49.000 I can't remember.
01:10:50.000 Jamie, do you remember who brought this up on the podcast?
01:10:52.000 No, I feel like I had even tried to look it up before and I couldn't find it, so I don't remember who told us the story.
01:10:56.000 Someone told us the story where Hitler was going to meet Mussolini and Hitler was just beyond exhausted.
01:11:03.000 And they pump him full of testosterone and cocaine.
01:11:06.000 They injected cocaine into him and testosterone.
01:11:09.000 And he meets Mussolini and he just starts ranting.
01:11:13.000 He just fucking corners him and coke talks at him for like five hours.
01:11:18.000 And Mussolini was ready to back out of the war.
01:11:20.000 Mussolini's like, what are we doing?
01:11:23.000 And Hitler just fucking berates him until he gives up and he goes along with it.
01:11:29.000 So there's a really interesting relationship with Mussolini, but Mussolini was always on board.
01:11:34.000 He was like, but can we just not do this whole thing you're doing?
01:11:38.000 Do we need to go to war?
01:11:39.000 But there were kind of buds, and he was able to convince him.
01:11:43.000 So that's an interesting set of conversations that people should look at.
01:11:46.000 The really interesting set of conversations is between Hitler, Chamberlain, so between Hitler, Britain, and France.
01:11:56.000 And my favorite part is when it was France, Britain, and Czechoslovakia, so in the very early days.
01:12:02.000 And Hitler was just, it's clear to me, there's an element of like Jeffrey Epstein style smoothness and charisma, that in the room he was able to convince people that he ultimately wants peace.
01:12:17.000 And at the same time, there's this moment that really is so dark.
01:12:21.000 It kind of haunts me.
01:12:23.000 I'm not sure exactly.
01:12:24.000 You know, the Jeffrey Epstein thing is a weird comparison because Eric Weinstein says Jeffrey Epstein wasn't smooth at all.
01:12:32.000 I know that's what Eric says.
01:12:34.000 I love Eric very much.
01:12:35.000 Eric is far smarter than the average human being.
01:12:38.000 Far smarter.
01:12:39.000 To the point where he's not buying anybody's bullshit.
01:12:43.000 And he met with Epstein and he said right away, he's like, well this is a construct.
01:12:47.000 He's like, he's an actor.
01:12:48.000 This is a construct.
01:12:49.000 This guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
01:12:51.000 He thought it was 100% bullshit.
01:12:53.000 I love Eric.
01:12:54.000 And he is indeed brilliant.
01:12:57.000 Probably way smarter than me.
01:12:59.000 But he's also flawed.
01:13:01.000 No!
01:13:02.000 Like all humans are.
01:13:04.000 What?
01:13:04.000 And I disagree with him on that one.
01:13:07.000 Well, listen.
01:13:08.000 Did you meet Jeffrey Epstein?
01:13:09.000 No, but I've met a lot of people who met him.
01:13:11.000 Who did you meet that met him?
01:13:15.000 MIT, so all the scientists, everybody met him.
01:13:19.000 This is the dark thing.
01:13:21.000 All the scientists met him.
01:13:22.000 Let me help you out here.
01:13:23.000 Here's the difference.
01:13:24.000 Here's one of the differences.
01:13:25.000 First of all, Eric has gotten laid.
01:13:29.000 It's happened before.
01:13:30.000 Yes.
01:13:31.000 He probably got laid a lot when he was younger.
01:13:32.000 Just to clarify, people.
01:13:33.000 Smooth talker.
01:13:34.000 I have also gotten laid.
01:13:35.000 Congratulations.
01:13:35.000 That's not what Joe is referring to.
01:13:37.000 No, I'm not talking about you.
01:13:39.000 I'm talking about a lot of these scientists.
01:13:40.000 A lot of these scientists, that is their kryptonite.
01:13:44.000 It's not a coincidence that this guy allegedly involved a huge part of the scientific community.
01:13:56.000 In this crazy thing where he's got a fucking island and he ships off these brilliant minds over there, allegedly, and introduces them to a lot of these ladies.
01:14:05.000 Allegedly.
01:14:05.000 Okay, sorry.
01:14:06.000 Listen, that is the kryptonite.
01:14:08.000 I meant allegedly referring to the kryptonite of sex being a kryptonite for scientists.
01:14:13.000 For dorks.
01:14:14.000 For dorks.
01:14:15.000 Yes, listen.
01:14:15.000 Listen, you're not always disagreeing this.
01:14:18.000 Disagree.
01:14:19.000 There's no disagreeing.
01:14:20.000 I don't think that we can put all scientists in the group of dorks.
01:14:24.000 But yes, there's a lot of dorks.
01:14:25.000 Can't put Eric in there.
01:14:26.000 That's why he saw through the bullshit.
01:14:29.000 I don't know.
01:14:31.000 Listen, that's a little bit...
01:14:32.000 I hear what you're saying.
01:14:32.000 That's conspiratorial, I think, because to say...
01:14:35.000 There's many elements.
01:14:36.000 I think what Eric says, which is like he was just a tool of something bigger, is...
01:14:43.000 That's a problem to me because it removes the...
01:14:46.000 The responsibility of evil from an individual and saying that there's some other evil in the darkness.
01:14:53.000 It's possible.
01:14:54.000 No, no, no.
01:14:55.000 He's saying that he's a part of the intelligence community.
01:14:58.000 And that's actually been reported on.
01:15:00.000 Do you know that when he was arrested, the initial arrest and when he was given a very lenient sentence, one of the guys who was involved in that case said it was above my pay grade and that I was told he was a part of the intelligence community.
01:15:14.000 Now, the word had always been that he was either a Mossad agent or someone along those lines.
01:15:20.000 Now, if you have some of the most brilliant minds in the world and you want to compromise them and you want to somehow or another get them entangled in your world, there's two great steps.
01:15:31.000 I think you need some more of that, little fella.
01:15:33.000 I was going to say, do you want to be...
01:15:34.000 Hold up.
01:15:35.000 I thought you consider yourself a man.
01:15:37.000 You're drinking.
01:15:38.000 What are we talking about?
01:15:39.000 Not sufficient.
01:15:39.000 I already drank it.
01:15:40.000 I finished.
01:15:41.000 I know.
01:15:41.000 I finished mine before you, pussy.
01:15:43.000 We should have another one.
01:15:44.000 Okay.
01:15:47.000 What I was saying is, if you wanted to compromise, cheers, sir.
01:15:51.000 Cheers.
01:15:52.000 Good to see you, man.
01:15:53.000 Legitimately.
01:15:54.000 Really good to see you here.
01:15:57.000 Because I tried to talk you into moving to Texas.
01:16:00.000 There's two ways you would compromise the scientific community, one of them being money, right?
01:16:05.000 So he gives them money, funding, helps them, millions of dollars, right?
01:16:09.000 Donated millions of dollars to various projects, various things they're working on, to women.
01:16:15.000 Bring all these scientists together, bring these brilliant guys together with the promise of money for all their projects they're working on, and then you bring them to an island.
01:16:26.000 And they say, hey, everything's fine here.
01:16:28.000 Don't worry about it.
01:16:29.000 You know, I got a fucking temple that's painted like the Jewish flag, the Israeli flag.
01:16:33.000 I have faith that scientists have more integrity than that, but...
01:16:37.000 But it's not a matter of integrity.
01:16:39.000 Like, everything was above board.
01:16:40.000 If they don't know what he's doing, and they're innocent, right, then they haven't done anything wrong, and he's giving them money and taking pictures with them, just simply by taking pictures with them.
01:16:51.000 They're...
01:16:52.000 Oh, they're compromised, you're saying?
01:16:54.000 Yeah.
01:16:54.000 I see.
01:16:54.000 Okay, I thought you meant like, say there's a beautiful young lady here and then she was tasked with escorting me around to show how wonderful Texas is.
01:17:03.000 All you have to do is have photographs with you and this beautiful young lady.
01:17:07.000 The compromise.
01:17:08.000 Yes.
01:17:08.000 I do not know what happened, obviously, because I wasn't there.
01:17:12.000 But I would imagine that if he was really a part of the intelligence community, there was probably a directive.
01:17:19.000 There was probably something that they were working on to try to get these people to go along with whatever the fuck he was doing.
01:17:25.000 But say to me that those are both different flavors of evil.
01:17:28.000 Both of them are not good.
01:17:30.000 But okay, so...
01:17:31.000 But the intelligence community has always done that.
01:17:34.000 They have always compromised people with sex.
01:17:36.000 And they've always compromised people with money.
01:17:39.000 This is a standard.
01:17:40.000 I've directly talked to people who are in the CIA who would describe methods that they would use to compromise individuals.
01:17:48.000 Wait, so is this...
01:17:49.000 The scientists have done something to avoid it?
01:17:52.000 It's hard, because if they don't know, they're promised funding, and then you have other scientists that are also going to be there.
01:17:59.000 Hey, this guy's going to be there.
01:18:01.000 Hey, you got that guy.
01:18:03.000 This guy won this prize, and he's going to be there.
01:18:05.000 And this guy's from MIT. He's going to be there.
01:18:07.000 And you're like, well, that'll be a fun party.
01:18:09.000 Let's go.
01:18:10.000 Should I bring my wife?
01:18:12.000 If Epstein is that, like why, so there was, I guess actually Eric makes this argument, is like the whole thing that Jeffrey Epstein was a pedophile was actually a negative in that sense for the, if he is a part of like the intelligent community.
01:18:28.000 You know what I think?
01:18:29.000 The fact that he's a criminal, sorry to interrupt.
01:18:32.000 The fact that he's a criminal is a negative.
01:18:33.000 I interrupted you.
01:18:35.000 I think it is a negative, but I think when you're involved in that much depravity, I think you can get compromised.
01:18:44.000 I think it's like a DEAH and it becomes a drug dealer.
01:18:49.000 You know?
01:18:50.000 I think when you're around darkness all the time, I mean, that happens a lot where undercover cops become drug dealers.
01:18:58.000 It just happens.
01:18:59.000 They live in that world for too long and it just gets in their veins.
01:19:04.000 Yeah.
01:19:05.000 Well...
01:19:05.000 Not saying that he wasn't initially to begin with, but...
01:19:09.000 I mean, who fucking knows?
01:19:11.000 We're throwing a lot of speculation out there.
01:19:14.000 But still...
01:19:14.000 So I try to sort of defend...
01:19:17.000 I have faith...
01:19:18.000 In scientists having integrity...
01:19:21.000 But the getting laid thing is a thing.
01:19:24.000 I found myself not being affected by...
01:19:27.000 I really don't like strip clubs and money.
01:19:31.000 I'm not affected by those things.
01:19:33.000 I've actually been attacked in the past for who is your funding source because I've been supportive of some of the things that Tesla has done.
01:19:41.000 Anytime you're supportive of anything, they ask, like, what's your funding source?
01:19:45.000 You gotta stop reading comments!
01:19:48.000 I haven't actually tattooed that.
01:19:54.000 No, this is from more legitimate science.
01:19:57.000 I... I ignore it.
01:19:59.000 Legitimate scientists have attacked you for defending Tesla?
01:20:02.000 Not attacked, but, well, yes.
01:20:03.000 Yes, because the argument is that they are creating a product that's deployed out into the wild that can potentially be dangerous.
01:20:12.000 You mean auto drive?
01:20:14.000 Autopilot, yes.
01:20:15.000 Yeah.
01:20:15.000 So there's a lot of criticisms of naming that product, like autopilot, or now it's called full self-driving.
01:20:25.000 Yeah.
01:20:26.000 But do you think that the argument for that would be, if autonomous vehicle driving is ultimately one day far safer, and most people believe it will be, don't you believe it will be far safer than just manual human operations of vehicles?
01:20:44.000 It's complicated, but yes.
01:20:46.000 Most likely.
01:20:47.000 If you get to 50 years from now, 30 years from now, how the fuck do they think it's going to get there?
01:20:52.000 Without implementing it.
01:20:53.000 What do you think?
01:20:54.000 Is it going to be implemented completely theoretically and not in the wild?
01:20:58.000 Can I try to lay it out real quick?
01:21:00.000 I don't know if you're familiar.
01:21:02.000 There's a place called Phoenix, Arizona.
01:21:05.000 There's a company that used to be Google self-driving cars.
01:21:08.000 They're now called Waymo.
01:21:10.000 They have deployed what is an autonomous vehicle.
01:21:14.000 In Phoenix, it's like an Uber app.
01:21:18.000 You can order it, and it can drive you to a bunch of different locations in Phoenix.
01:21:24.000 So it's basically like Uber.
01:21:26.000 No driver.
01:21:27.000 So this is the key thing.
01:21:29.000 There's not a driver sitting there.
01:21:31.000 Not doing anything.
01:21:32.000 There's not a human not doing anything there.
01:21:35.000 Supervising.
01:21:36.000 There's nothing.
01:21:37.000 There's no person in the vehicle.
01:21:37.000 It's trippy.
01:21:38.000 I've gone there just to try it.
01:21:40.000 You did it?
01:21:40.000 Yeah, I did it.
01:21:41.000 It's trippy.
01:21:42.000 It'll freak you out.
01:21:44.000 In the backseat?
01:21:45.000 In the backseat.
01:21:45.000 You're sitting there in the backseat and letting some asshole robot turn the steering wheel for you.
01:21:52.000 And then, like, what if that thing...
01:21:54.000 No, these are just, like, some generic, some crappy...
01:21:59.000 Well, I'll do respect.
01:22:01.000 It's some minivan type of car.
01:22:04.000 It's great.
01:22:04.000 It's wonderful.
01:22:05.000 Whatever.
01:22:05.000 This is it?
01:22:06.000 Oh, my God.
01:22:07.000 This is madness.
01:22:08.000 But, like, when you're in there and it turns the steering wheel, it's like, what if it takes me to my death?
01:22:13.000 Well, who's manufacturing these vehicles?
01:22:15.000 What is that?
01:22:16.000 It looks like a Chrysler.
01:22:17.000 Yeah, it might be a Chrysler.
01:22:18.000 That's right.
01:22:19.000 It looks like the steering wheel looks like a Chrysler.
01:22:22.000 Is that correct?
01:22:22.000 Yeah, I think it's the Chrysler Pacifica.
01:22:24.000 Is that what it says, Jamie?
01:22:26.000 You're right on the Chrysler.
01:22:27.000 I think it's Chrysler Pacifica.
01:22:29.000 Yeah, okay.
01:22:30.000 Chrysler Pacific.
01:22:31.000 I didn't even know Chrysler made a driverless car.
01:22:34.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:22:35.000 This is really important.
01:22:36.000 This is a non-driverless car that Waymo then converts completely.
01:22:40.000 They don't, they just use, like, Waymo's the brains of the operation here.
01:22:44.000 So Waymo's doing the radar, the LiDAR on top of it.
01:22:48.000 You see that?
01:22:49.000 They've changed it.
01:22:50.000 They sexied it up.
01:22:52.000 And there's a bunch of little different sensors around.
01:22:55.000 It has all the intelligence.
01:22:56.000 It's really cool.
01:22:57.000 Like, if you want to taste the future, try this car out.
01:22:59.000 You get a button that says pull over.
01:23:01.000 Yeah, but the interface, because it's the Chrysler Pacifica, is kind of shitty, to be honest.
01:23:06.000 It's very old school.
01:23:08.000 But see that thing?
01:23:10.000 It shows you what the car is seeing and what it's doing.
01:23:13.000 And me, as a...
01:23:15.000 I connect with you on the chimp side.
01:23:19.000 We both have the same ancestors.
01:23:21.000 It feels weird to let a robot control your whole life as it's traveling 50 miles an hour in a...
01:23:28.000 Well, I think ultimately this is going to be way safer.
01:23:32.000 Ultimately, yes.
01:23:33.000 But this is an example.
01:23:34.000 The reason I bring it up, people in the scientific community, and I can see that argument, and I felt that argument, and I partially agree to it, which is this is the safe way to proceed.
01:23:44.000 They're mastering Phoenix, Arizona currently.
01:23:48.000 They're like mastering it and slowly growing.
01:23:51.000 Tesla Autopilot is like, we're going to deploy this Autopilot technology to the entire world.
01:23:59.000 To hundreds of thousands of people.
01:24:01.000 I don't use the Autopilot.
01:24:03.000 I have it.
01:24:04.000 I don't use it.
01:24:05.000 Jamie, do you use yours?
01:24:06.000 I did it once.
01:24:08.000 Felt gnarly.
01:24:09.000 I've used it with my wife just to freak her out.
01:24:12.000 Watch this, baby.
01:24:13.000 I did on a windy-ass road, too, with cars coming at me, two-way road.
01:24:16.000 Oh, my God, did you?
01:24:17.000 I kept my hand on the wheel the whole time.
01:24:19.000 And a couple times, I didn't even realize it gave it back to me.
01:24:23.000 The question is, have you taken a long road trip?
01:24:27.000 That was 20 miles, 30 miles.
01:24:28.000 That's as long as it was.
01:24:29.000 That's a good move, right?
01:24:30.000 If you're taking a long road trip because you can just chill.
01:24:33.000 Yeah, chill on the highway.
01:24:34.000 That's where people get the benefit of it.
01:24:36.000 Yeah, well, I used to take it home from the Comedy Store when I was tired.
01:24:39.000 So I'd be there hanging out and it'd be like 1.30 in the morning.
01:24:42.000 I'd be tired.
01:24:43.000 I love that.
01:24:44.000 I'd get on the 101 and just let it ride.
01:24:47.000 Was it energizing?
01:24:48.000 At the store?
01:24:49.000 No, no, no.
01:24:51.000 Relaxing.
01:24:52.000 Just relaxing.
01:24:54.000 Where I can just hold on to the wheel and pay attention to the road a little bit, but not like I am if I'm driving a sports car.
01:25:02.000 You think you're paying attention less?
01:25:04.000 I think so.
01:25:05.000 Well, a sports car is different.
01:25:06.000 You mean like a sports car driven at a fast speed.
01:25:09.000 One of the surprising things to me...
01:25:13.000 It seems that people are a little bit more alert when they turn on autopilot.
01:25:18.000 So this idea that you become more detached from the road was counterintuitive.
01:25:23.000 That's what I thought would happen, but it seems like people are less...
01:25:26.000 They become more alert.
01:25:28.000 They become less...
01:25:30.000 Kind of weirded out by the fact they're doing this.
01:25:32.000 I don't know.
01:25:35.000 But the point is, there's a lot of open questions from a human psychology perspective.
01:25:40.000 And that's where the scientific community speaks up.
01:25:43.000 Elon seems to be going full steam ahead.
01:25:45.000 And he's doing one of the really cool things.
01:25:49.000 I don't know if you're paying attention to this, but they're really deploying the full self-driving beta.
01:25:55.000 Technology.
01:25:56.000 For the people in the beta program, the FSD beta program, it's able to take left turns, right turns, stop at the light, actually take you from point A to point B fully autonomously.
01:26:11.000 Except, the liability is still with you.
01:26:14.000 You're supposed to always pay attention.
01:26:15.000 And this is another public, what is it?
01:26:18.000 Service announcement.
01:26:19.000 Service announcement.
01:26:20.000 Always pay attention to the road.
01:26:22.000 I bought that and I never had it installed.
01:26:26.000 It was one of those things where I was in my car and I was like, would you like to order that?
01:26:30.000 I'm like, okay.
01:26:30.000 Elon's going to be mad at you.
01:26:32.000 I'm just kidding.
01:26:34.000 I have to bring it somewhere.
01:26:36.000 That's the problem.
01:26:37.000 I thought I could just download it.
01:26:38.000 But you've got to bring it somewhere.
01:26:39.000 Oh, because your car needs to be modified in order to support it.
01:26:42.000 Whatever the new thing is that I paid for.
01:26:46.000 Because they keep emailing me.
01:26:47.000 The cool...
01:26:48.000 Both the pro and the con of the way Tesla does things is that they're constantly improving things.
01:26:55.000 And some of those are in the hardware.
01:26:57.000 So sometimes you have to go and get your car modified and upgraded to support that kind of stuff.
01:27:04.000 I think it's incredibly exciting.
01:27:07.000 I think it's one of the things I've changed my mind on is...
01:27:13.000 The ability of cars to drive fully autonomously I don't think as soon as Elon says, but I think very soon.
01:27:21.000 When do you think it'll be?
01:27:25.000 It's hard to make...
01:27:26.000 We should tell everybody that you actually have a background in AI, so you're not talking out of your ass like me.
01:27:33.000 My side gig is being an expert in Conor McGregor fights, drinking whiskey.
01:27:40.000 I worked on autonomous vehicles for a long time.
01:27:43.000 I still work on autonomous vehicles.
01:27:45.000 And I'm deep in the scientific community.
01:27:49.000 And one of the only people who is appreciative of what Elon is doing and of what the entirety of the robotic community is doing.
01:27:56.000 One of the only people?
01:27:57.000 Yeah, it's Apple versus Android.
01:28:01.000 The scientists are very...
01:28:03.000 I think it's jealousy, to be honest.
01:28:04.000 I like both.
01:28:05.000 I have an Android phone, too.
01:28:07.000 You do?
01:28:07.000 Yeah, I do.
01:28:08.000 I have a Note.
01:28:09.000 I think this is a metaphor for the division that ultimately creates progress.
01:28:13.000 I think the Apple-Android is a good analogy.
01:28:15.000 Yeah.
01:28:16.000 Because there's a weirdness to the Android people.
01:28:19.000 They're the resistance.
01:28:20.000 Yeah.
01:28:20.000 Like, I'm hanging in here.
01:28:22.000 I don't give a fuck, bro.
01:28:24.000 We should all use Signal.
01:28:25.000 Yes.
01:28:27.000 Legitimately should all use Signal.
01:28:29.000 Signal's amazing.
01:28:31.000 I use Signal on my iPhone.
01:28:33.000 I use Signal with a lot of my friends.
01:28:36.000 I use Signal on my Android phone.
01:28:39.000 There's like a threshold I'm waiting for that people like switch.
01:28:42.000 A lot of people are switching.
01:28:44.000 I talked to Moxie from Signal, one of the guys who created it.
01:28:47.000 He'd been on the podcast in the past.
01:28:49.000 Yeah, that's right.
01:28:49.000 How do you say his last name?
01:28:50.000 Mapplethorpe?
01:28:51.000 No.
01:28:52.000 Marlon Spike.
01:28:53.000 Marlon Spike.
01:28:54.000 Marlon Spike.
01:28:55.000 I'm thinking of Robert Mapplethorpe, the artist.
01:28:58.000 Marlon Spike.
01:28:59.000 Moxie's amazing.
01:28:59.000 He's a really interesting guy.
01:29:01.000 And...
01:29:03.000 Completely altruistic intentions.
01:29:06.000 Not trying to make any money off of Signal.
01:29:08.000 And he said that when Elon was telling people to use Signal, something happened, and Signal literally gained the amount of users of a small country in a couple of days.
01:29:20.000 They had an outage a few days ago.
01:29:24.000 Signal did, and I talked to Moxie about it.
01:29:27.000 Because I sent him a message about something where there was these...
01:29:30.000 There was an article that was demonizing signal.
01:29:33.000 It was really disturbing to me because they were demonizing signal and demonizing...
01:29:39.000 I'm going to find it.
01:29:40.000 I'll send it to you, Jamie.
01:29:42.000 They were demonizing signal and they were demonizing encryption.
01:29:47.000 And they were saying that it's a tool of the people that stormed the Capitol and this kind of shit.
01:29:55.000 I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
01:29:58.000 So it was this weird, like, plea to Big Brother to look in on everybody and to make sure that everything's okay.
01:30:07.000 Oh, wow.
01:30:08.000 A very disturbing thing.
01:30:09.000 I think a lot of people that got...
01:30:11.000 I'd love to hear your opinions actually on Parler.
01:30:13.000 There are a lot of people that move to Signal as a place to try to communicate with each other when all the platforms are banning just a bunch of different accounts.
01:30:22.000 It's really unfortunate, man, because I see both sides.
01:30:25.000 I really do.
01:30:26.000 And I know some people don't.
01:30:27.000 I'm going to send this to you, Jamie.
01:30:29.000 Some people don't see both sides.
01:30:31.000 I really do see both sides.
01:30:33.000 I don't think that most people are doing this because they want to support some sort of gigantic government overreach a la NSA, Edward Snowden exposed stuff.
01:30:45.000 I think most people do worry that these kind of things will escalate.
01:30:49.000 Now what we saw, the attack of Capitol Hill, we keep going.
01:30:52.000 Millions flock to Telegram.
01:30:54.000 So this is something that Glenn Greenwald posted.
01:30:57.000 Millions flock to...
01:30:59.000 That's okay.
01:31:00.000 Millions flock to Telegram and Signal as fears grow over big tech.
01:31:04.000 But go back to what Glenn said, because Glenn had a really good point.
01:31:08.000 He said, three journalistic units most devoted to demanding online censorship are CNN's media reporters, NBC's disinformation team, and New York Times tech reporters.
01:31:19.000 Here's the letter laying the groundwork for making encrypted apps Signal and Telegram the next targets.
01:31:26.000 And scroll down to his next tweet, please.
01:31:29.000 He said, when the internet and encryption proliferated in the 1990s, the Clinton administration seized the Oklahoma City bombing to demand backdoor access to all encryption.
01:31:39.000 Bush and Obama used 9-11 to radically expand internet surveillance.
01:31:43.000 Now it's CNN, NBC, New York Times journalists who take the lead.
01:31:47.000 And there's a whole stream of...
01:31:48.000 It's from January 15th from Glenn Greenwald, who's an amazing follow on Twitter and just a fantastic journalist.
01:31:56.000 But his take on it is accurate.
01:31:58.000 You've got to be really careful when people are calling for denouncing encryption, privacy.
01:32:06.000 You should be able to say things privately between each other.
01:32:08.000 There's no fucking reason why anybody should know what you're saying to me.
01:32:13.000 And the way you text most of the time, SMS, with your wacky fucking Android device, that is the least private way.
01:32:23.000 OnePlus Pro 7. Oh, is that a new one?
01:32:26.000 Galaxy...
01:32:26.000 No, it's not that new, but Galaxy S21. Best phone on the market.
01:32:30.000 Are you going to get the Galaxy S21? Probably.
01:32:34.000 It looks so sexy.
01:32:35.000 It does.
01:32:36.000 The Ultra looks very sexy.
01:32:38.000 I don't know.
01:32:38.000 I... I wasn't, I don't know what to think you're right.
01:32:43.000 I'm personally torn about the whole banning of all these different accounts of social media.
01:32:47.000 The one that really hit me was Amazon, I don't know if you're paying attention to this, but Amazon removing Parler from AWS. Yeah.
01:32:58.000 It feels like that created a worse world, a more dangerous world.
01:33:02.000 Because there's a difference to me than banning accounts on Twitter, which is also very complicated.
01:33:09.000 But it's like the difference between banning the ability to make a phone call, the ability of banning your number, blocking your number, versus banning your ability to make a phone call at all.
01:33:22.000 When the actual infrastructure based on which your apps operate is now putting its finger on the scale of who succeed and not, now that starts affecting capitalism.
01:33:33.000 That means Twitter can't have a competitor that has the conspiracy theorists, that has the people that are allowed to say crazy shit about Jeffrey Epstein not killing himself or something.
01:33:45.000 I don't think that's crazy.
01:33:48.000 Some people might think it's crazy, right?
01:33:49.000 You think it's crazy?
01:33:52.000 What do you think?
01:33:53.000 If you had all your money and you had to put it on red or black, you had to put it on he didn't kill himself or he did kill himself?
01:34:02.000 Red or black.
01:34:05.000 I'm pushing all my chips on he didn't kill himself.
01:34:08.000 Yeah, I would...
01:34:10.000 I feel like you would be more excited by the push.
01:34:12.000 I would be just sadly pushing towards he didn't kill himself.
01:34:16.000 Oh, you feel like I have a problem with the way I look at things.
01:34:20.000 I'm judging.
01:34:21.000 Why would I be more excited?
01:34:23.000 Do you think I favor Chaos over you?
01:34:27.000 Well, I got enough chances to interact with Michael Malice to where you're not even close to that side of the spectrum.
01:34:35.000 He gets excited.
01:34:36.000 He doesn't have any children.
01:34:38.000 That's right.
01:34:39.000 Yeah, I have children.
01:34:40.000 I have three daughters.
01:34:41.000 And that's, you know, the most vulnerable.
01:34:44.000 Just slaying Maxwell, hearing illegally streamed by apparent QAnon followers.
01:34:48.000 It broke in.
01:34:49.000 It says 14,000 people watching illegally.
01:34:52.000 But here's the thing, man.
01:34:53.000 Fucking everybody who does something like that now is a QAnon follower.
01:34:57.000 It's the greatest way to dismiss people ever.
01:34:59.000 Because you were talking, Jamie and I were talking before the podcast about these hilarious threads of these QAnon followers realizing they've been had and saying, you know, I can't believe Biden's the president.
01:35:12.000 And then there's some really dumb ones who think Biden is in on the QAnon conspiracy and he's helping.
01:35:18.000 Whoa, that's another level.
01:35:20.000 Oh, it's all nonsense, right?
01:35:21.000 It's just that it's literally the most unsophisticated minds trying to interpret things and looking for secrets that they can uncover.
01:35:31.000 So it's really crude, bumbling, and you see these guys with flannel shirts on.
01:35:37.000 Where their bellies are poking out and the buttons are stretching because they're so fat.
01:35:41.000 And they're like, Q has told us that this is that and that is this.
01:35:45.000 And so what's going to happen is it's a setup and Trump has got them all locked up and everything has been blockchained.
01:35:52.000 And there's so many people that buy into all this shit.
01:35:55.000 And it's weird to watch.
01:35:57.000 It's weird to watch it all play out.
01:35:58.000 But it's the same thing as Bigfoot.
01:36:01.000 It's the same thing.
01:36:03.000 It's the same intention as people who are channeling aliens from beta reticuli.
01:36:09.000 It's the same fucking thing.
01:36:11.000 It's people that want to pretend they have some secret information because their life is boring as fuck.
01:36:18.000 And they want to spice it up with some secret intel on the US government by Q. And Q is gut.
01:36:26.000 They know.
01:36:27.000 They know what's happening.
01:36:28.000 And it's easy to get sucked into that.
01:36:30.000 Just like it's easy to get sucked into channeling.
01:36:32.000 It's easy to get sucked into psychics and card readers and Bigfoot and all that stuff.
01:36:38.000 It's easy to get sucked into believing that someone has this really exciting secret.
01:36:44.000 They know some things that other people don't know.
01:36:48.000 But there's so many secrets that are fascinating and that are closer to the truth.
01:36:54.000 Like, a lot of science.
01:36:55.000 There's a lot of secrets.
01:36:56.000 Oh, yeah.
01:36:57.000 Sure.
01:36:58.000 I would say, I mean, you're at the forefront of reviewing some of the things on the alien side that are like...
01:37:04.000 Oh, I got more coming.
01:37:05.000 I got more coming.
01:37:06.000 Oh, shit.
01:37:06.000 I got a lot.
01:37:08.000 I've been doing an alien interview once every month.
01:37:11.000 Yeah, hell yeah.
01:37:11.000 I go with UFO interviews.
01:37:13.000 Some of them, like the Avi Loeb guy.
01:37:18.000 Thank you very much, by the way, for recommending him.
01:37:21.000 He's legit.
01:37:22.000 So people should check him out.
01:37:25.000 Outside of aliens, the same thought mindset he has, he applies to a lot of questions in science.
01:37:32.000 His thoughts about black holes are really interesting.
01:37:35.000 People should really follow...
01:37:36.000 He's brilliant.
01:37:37.000 He's brilliant.
01:37:59.000 One of the things that Jeremy Corbell sent me is that it's commonly depicted that that object, a muamua, is a cigar-shaped.
01:38:11.000 Cigar-shaped.
01:38:11.000 It's most likely flat, like Jeremy said, yeah.
01:38:13.000 Jeremy said it's like a disc.
01:38:14.000 That's what Avi says, too.
01:38:16.000 Yeah, it's from his book.
01:38:16.000 So the things that people have, the way they've described it...
01:38:20.000 I'll try to find Jeremy's...
01:38:22.000 Yes, most likely, the reflectivity suggests that it's most likely to be a disc.
01:38:28.000 A disc, yeah.
01:38:29.000 Of course, Jeremy says flying saucer-like.
01:38:31.000 Of course he does!
01:38:33.000 This is from Avi's book.
01:38:36.000 The likelihood of Oumuamua being disc-shaped was about 91%.
01:38:43.000 So that's like artistic interpretations based on the idea that it was an object, like a rock.
01:38:49.000 But he says that it's flat.
01:38:51.000 See, I tend to believe...
01:38:52.000 Cigar isn't what I would go with on that.
01:38:55.000 Cigar shape?
01:38:55.000 What do you think?
01:38:56.000 A shit?
01:38:56.000 Yeah.
01:38:57.000 A turd.
01:38:57.000 Yeah, it looks like a flying turd.
01:38:58.000 Definitely.
01:38:58.000 This is a kid's show, Jamie.
01:39:00.000 I didn't say it.
01:39:02.000 But you know what, man?
01:39:03.000 I think this is...
01:39:04.000 I'm going to go way out here.
01:39:06.000 This thing that people have where they want to believe in Q, or they want to believe in aliens, or they want to believe in Bigfoot, they want to find these secrets.
01:39:14.000 I think this is ultimately the reaching for the branch.
01:39:18.000 This is a call to psychic powers.
01:39:23.000 And I think, ultimately, that's what we're trying to develop as human beings.
01:39:27.000 And I think it's taking many, many, many generations.
01:39:30.000 And I think the evolution of human communication through grunts and gestures, all the way up to sounds, all the way up to complicated computer code and various languages,
01:39:46.000 I think that what we are doing is trying to evolve human communication, whether it's through biology or whether it's through technology, to the point where there are no secrets.
01:39:59.000 And I think that's coming.
01:40:00.000 And I don't think it's going to be as far off in the future as many people think.
01:40:05.000 And I think Elon and this Neuralink shit, these are the...
01:40:11.000 The first warning shots of this symbiotic relationship that we're going to have with technology that allows us to read each other's minds.
01:40:18.000 And this is what I've been saying for a while, that I think this is the future of human beings.
01:40:25.000 I think the future of human beings is...
01:40:28.000 The thing that's gonna save us.
01:40:30.000 We're gonna realize that we're in this massive conflict between lies and truth and encryption and disinformation and propaganda and these fucking...
01:40:44.000 Crazy conspiracy theorists and all these people that are alt-right and white supremacists.
01:40:51.000 Are the Proud Boys evil or was it all just a joke?
01:40:55.000 What's the truth?
01:40:56.000 I want to know the truth!
01:40:58.000 Because the fucking mainstream media does not have a vested interest in telling you the truth.
01:41:02.000 They have a vested interest in telling you whatever the fuck they should tell you that's going to make the most people around them happy and sell the most clicks and get them the most views.
01:41:11.000 And so we've got a conflict.
01:41:13.000 We've got a massive conflict.
01:41:14.000 Two polarized sides, right and left, red and blue.
01:41:17.000 No one knows how to get out of this okay.
01:41:19.000 No one knows.
01:41:20.000 The way to get out of this okay, the way we get out of this, is we can clearly see everyone's intentions.
01:41:27.000 And maybe some people that you thought were bad are not bad.
01:41:30.000 Maybe they're really good.
01:41:31.000 And maybe some people you thought were good were really bad.
01:41:33.000 They're just playing on the heartstrings of what's the common consensus of what you're supposed to say.
01:41:39.000 What pronouns are you supposed to use?
01:41:40.000 What are the words you're supposed to utter?
01:41:43.000 What are the things that you're supposed to repeat?
01:41:45.000 There's a lot of really bad actors out there that are playing upon these cultural narratives.
01:41:51.000 They might be sociopaths.
01:41:55.000 But they're saying the things that you can say publicly.
01:41:59.000 Privately, people know.
01:42:00.000 Privately, people are terrified.
01:42:02.000 Privately, people are like, she's fucking crazy.
01:42:04.000 Like, I can't believe she got to where she got.
01:42:07.000 Do you know what she did?
01:42:08.000 Do you know who she is?
01:42:09.000 Do you know who her uncle is?
01:42:11.000 Do you know who her grandfather is?
01:42:12.000 Do you know what the fucking...
01:42:13.000 The family history of these demons from hell?
01:42:17.000 Like, this is a lot of people talking this.
01:42:19.000 But publicly, Del Espouse woke...
01:42:25.000 It's dark.
01:42:26.000 The way out of it is to read each other's minds.
01:42:29.000 That's the way out of it.
01:42:30.000 Well, I think I love the picture you paint of reaching for branches and everyone's reaching for different branches.
01:42:37.000 I think on the path to reading each other's minds, there's going to be a lot of technologies that allow you to read each other's minds in more subtle ways before it's like full-on waterfall, Neuralink, just...
01:42:52.000 I think that's what social media does.
01:42:54.000 We can read each other's minds.
01:42:56.000 There's a...
01:42:56.000 I mean, we're all struggling with this.
01:42:58.000 And I think despite the media and all that, everybody is just like the alien folks are reaching for the different branches and underlying that is ultimately like a curiosity and an optimism.
01:43:13.000 And that's how we got to where we are today.
01:43:16.000 It's just like chimps being, you know, the sons of apes, but it starts with bacteria.
01:43:21.000 It's just like reaching, always reaching for the next branch, like hopeful.
01:43:26.000 Yeah.
01:43:27.000 Because most of life is kind of shitty.
01:43:30.000 And you're always trying to reach out and make a better life.
01:43:33.000 And it's gotten better and better and better and better because of that kind of reaching.
01:43:36.000 That's what Elon does with his crazy thoughts about, first of all, landing on Mars and then colonizing Mars and colonizing other planets.
01:43:45.000 It seemed crazy at the time.
01:43:47.000 But because of that kind of reaching, a hundred years from now, several hundred years from now, it'll be ridiculous to think that obviously we would not be colonizing this solar system and even other solar systems.
01:43:59.000 And that kind of thinking, then that moves to robots.
01:44:05.000 AI. Yeah.
01:44:06.000 I don't know if you saw...
01:44:07.000 Okay.
01:44:08.000 I was trying to bring Spot here.
01:44:11.000 No!
01:44:12.000 Yeah.
01:44:12.000 I'll fucking shoot it.
01:44:14.000 Exactly.
01:44:14.000 I'll shoot that dog.
01:44:15.000 Good luck.
01:44:16.000 Spot is a...
01:44:17.000 I would never shoot a real dog.
01:44:18.000 It's a robot dog, folks.
01:44:20.000 Oh, it's not real to you.
01:44:22.000 No, not yet.
01:44:23.000 Maybe one day it will be.
01:44:24.000 Robot lives matter.
01:44:24.000 You met my dog?
01:44:25.000 You met Marshall?
01:44:26.000 Yes.
01:44:26.000 No, I... Did you meet him?
01:44:28.000 Goddammit, I was going to bring him here today.
01:44:30.000 But in the confusion of trying to find my suit and get to the dry cleaner and all that jazz, it was a real problem.
01:44:35.000 I'm honored.
01:44:36.000 I think the world would love to see a joke in a suit.
01:44:39.000 I was gonna.
01:44:40.000 Yeah.
01:44:40.000 But I can't wear regular collars.
01:44:43.000 Yeah, no, that's right.
01:44:44.000 It has to be custom made.
01:44:45.000 Yes.
01:44:45.000 So I have this David August custom suit for this fucking gorilla neck I have.
01:44:52.000 That I've developed.
01:44:53.000 The iron neck, man.
01:44:54.000 Do you use that yet?
01:44:56.000 Yeah, you showed it to me.
01:44:58.000 You don't have one yet?
01:44:59.000 No, I don't have one.
01:44:59.000 I'll get you one.
01:45:00.000 I'd love that, actually.
01:45:01.000 They actually just reached out to me because me talking about it so much has blown their company up.
01:45:06.000 They asked me if anybody needs one, anybody wants one.
01:45:09.000 I do a lot of bridges.
01:45:11.000 No, no, don't do that.
01:45:12.000 No, no, no, no.
01:45:13.000 That's how Mike Tyson fucked his neck up.
01:45:15.000 Bridges, the problem with bridges is you're putting all this weight on those discs.
01:45:19.000 The thing about the iron neck is when you have this halo on and this bungee cord, Mike Jolly, the guy who invented it, was a fucking gigantic NFL player.
01:45:27.000 It was so intimidating meeting him.
01:45:29.000 I'm like, hi!
01:45:31.000 He's so much bigger than me.
01:45:33.000 You pull the cord.
01:45:35.000 The cord is a 50-pound bungee.
01:45:37.000 And then you have this halo around your head that you can change the resistance.
01:45:42.000 And so you go...
01:45:45.000 But you're never doing this.
01:45:46.000 So this is how people fuck their necks up.
01:45:48.000 They fuck their necks up by putting an unnatural load on those discs.
01:45:53.000 Like a compression.
01:45:54.000 Yeah, well, a compression and just a strain on the disc itself, and it causes herniations.
01:46:00.000 By keeping everything in alignment, but...
01:46:04.000 Operating against resistance, you never put pressure on those discs.
01:46:07.000 I've had a tremendous result with it.
01:46:09.000 I talk about it.
01:46:10.000 I mean, I don't have any interest in the company.
01:46:12.000 I don't own any of it.
01:46:13.000 They never paid me.
01:46:14.000 I talk about it openly.
01:46:16.000 Do you try to get reps once a week or something like that?
01:46:19.000 I do it twice a week.
01:46:20.000 Twice a week?
01:46:20.000 Yeah, I do it twice a week.
01:46:21.000 But I do once a week pretty light.
01:46:24.000 But I do a lot of other neck stuff too.
01:46:26.000 A lot of trap stuff.
01:46:27.000 There's a lot of cleans and presses which work your traps, you know?
01:46:31.000 There's a lot of little maintenance work like that.
01:46:34.000 I feel like you have to study your own body, like what kind of shit gets you in trouble.
01:46:38.000 I used to, not used to, I still do, train wrist stuff.
01:46:46.000 How do I put this where people are not going to be like...
01:46:50.000 Jerk off?
01:46:51.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:46:54.000 Wrist curls.
01:46:55.000 Wrist curls.
01:46:56.000 So I get in trouble with wrists.
01:46:58.000 Shoulders is a huge problem.
01:46:59.000 You mentioned knees.
01:47:00.000 Shoulders is a huge problem for me.
01:47:01.000 So I use bands.
01:47:02.000 I recommend it highly.
01:47:04.000 Just bands to do all kinds.
01:47:05.000 There's all kinds of movements you can do on the shoulder.
01:47:08.000 Have you had shoulder problems?
01:47:11.000 Like, overuse problems, not major, like, shit broke problems yet.
01:47:16.000 You get MRIs?
01:47:18.000 Not yet.
01:47:18.000 So you don't know if you broke anything?
01:47:20.000 No.
01:47:21.000 But the Goggins thing, this is why I'm preparing.
01:47:24.000 Like, cue the Rocky music.
01:47:27.000 Because of Goggins, I did this challenge where I did 20,000 push-ups and pull-ups, 25,000.
01:47:34.000 That's when the shoulder was like, oh, shit.
01:47:36.000 Yeah, the problem is the tendons.
01:47:39.000 The tendons don't want that.
01:47:41.000 The overuse injuries.
01:47:42.000 There's a fine line between this idea of 40%, like people quit at 40%, pushing past that, but also having irreparable physical damage to your body.
01:47:54.000 You sound like a pussy, sir.
01:47:56.000 Yeah, I do.
01:47:57.000 I do.
01:47:57.000 I sound like a guy who's had his knees reconstructed.
01:48:01.000 There's a certain level.
01:48:02.000 Weakness gets us all, ladies and gentlemen.
01:48:04.000 Age and love.
01:48:05.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:48:07.000 You have daughters and...
01:48:07.000 Also, knowing what you're physically capable of doing versus not doing that because you don't want your body to break.
01:48:16.000 The thing is, we all die one day.
01:48:19.000 Mm-hmm.
01:48:21.000 But do you want to be Dan Gable, walking around your garage with bad hips and bad knees and doing curls with rusty weights?
01:48:28.000 Maybe you do.
01:48:29.000 Maybe you do.
01:48:32.000 I think he lived a hell of a life.
01:48:33.000 I'd like to high-five him and then go fucking take a nap.
01:48:39.000 That's almost poetry.
01:48:40.000 I don't know.
01:48:41.000 That's definitely the choice you make.
01:48:43.000 I mean, you make that choice in all kinds of aspects of life.
01:48:46.000 I make preservation choices when it comes to my body.
01:48:49.000 I do make preservation choices because I think you...
01:48:55.000 Look, I love David.
01:48:57.000 I love David Goggins.
01:48:59.000 I love my friend Cam Haynes, who does basically the same kind of shit.
01:49:02.000 Maybe even more extreme.
01:49:04.000 Cam Haynes is in better shape.
01:49:05.000 He's more crazy in a lot of ways.
01:49:08.000 He just doesn't have the same kind of publicity that David does.
01:49:11.000 He screams a little bit less, but he runs like a marathon.
01:49:14.000 He doesn't scream at all.
01:49:14.000 Yeah, he'll run a marathon a day.
01:49:16.000 And, you know, he'll regularly do 100-mile runs.
01:49:20.000 And regularly do...
01:49:21.000 I mean, he's run the Moab 240, the Bigfoot...
01:49:24.000 200. He's done some fucking crazy shit.
01:49:28.000 Cam's an unusual human being.
01:49:30.000 And he's also older than David.
01:49:33.000 Really?
01:49:34.000 He looks young.
01:49:35.000 He's my age.
01:49:36.000 Cam's my age.
01:49:37.000 Interesting.
01:49:38.000 He's vibrant.
01:49:40.000 He's like super...
01:49:41.000 Works a full fucking eight hours a day every day.
01:49:44.000 Works for the Oregon Department of Water and Power.
01:49:47.000 Puts in his fucking punches a clock every day.
01:49:50.000 And puts his time on the bow and all that kind of stuff.
01:49:53.000 Oh, yeah.
01:49:53.000 Every day.
01:49:54.000 No, he's...
01:49:55.000 He's got a good father.
01:49:56.000 I think he's got a kid, right?
01:49:57.000 He's got three kids, and one of them's a ranger, and the other one broke David Goggins' pull-up record.
01:50:04.000 Yep.
01:50:05.000 Yeah, savages.
01:50:05.000 Raising savages.
01:50:06.000 And he's got a beautiful daughter, too, who's brilliant.
01:50:09.000 He's a man.
01:50:10.000 I mean, he's the fucking man.
01:50:11.000 But...
01:50:13.000 You know, these...
01:50:14.000 He stays injury-free, sorry to interrupt, to the point of preservation.
01:50:18.000 He's a weird one, man.
01:50:20.000 He doesn't make any sense.
01:50:21.000 Like, I don't know how his knees aren't trashed.
01:50:23.000 Like, David's...
01:50:24.000 They're pulling out giant syringes.
01:50:25.000 Like, we were highlighting on the podcast with The Undertaker how they're pulling out these giant syringes of pus from Goggins' knees.
01:50:31.000 I don't...
01:50:32.000 We're good to go.
01:50:46.000 He didn't even stop running when he had a stress fracture.
01:50:49.000 He on purpose constructs situations where others, including himself, thinks that this is a bad idea and pushes through it.
01:50:59.000 Oh, dude.
01:51:01.000 Here's another thing.
01:51:02.000 The bowhunting community doesn't know what to do with him.
01:51:06.000 There's people in the bowhunting community that don't like what he does because he works out so hard.
01:51:14.000 Here's the thing.
01:51:16.000 When you see Cam Haynes, you see a guy who's like this fitness endurance athlete, but that's deceiving.
01:51:23.000 Because although he is those things, he is those things to be the best bowhunter on earth.
01:51:29.000 And there's a real argument that he's the greatest bowhunter of all time.
01:51:34.000 Like, if you ask me, I love him to death, but if I wasn't his friend, and I was on the outside looking at him, and I'm like, who's the greatest bowhunter of all time?
01:51:44.000 I'm like, It might be Cam Haynes.
01:51:47.000 Like, there's a real argument.
01:51:48.000 Like, there's a couple of guys in the running.
01:51:50.000 John Dudley's in the running.
01:51:51.000 Fred Bear is the legend.
01:51:53.000 There's a few of these guys.
01:51:54.000 These, like, legendary bow hunters, but...
01:51:58.000 This guy is so successful.
01:52:00.000 Like insanely successful every year.
01:52:02.000 Every year in the most difficult pursuit.
01:52:05.000 It's really hard to be successful bow hunting elk in the mountains.
01:52:09.000 It's hard.
01:52:10.000 He's successful every year.
01:52:12.000 And he pulls a 90 pound bow.
01:52:15.000 Now you can't even buy a 90 pound bow from most bow companies.
01:52:20.000 They won't make you one.
01:52:22.000 But he fucking strong arms them into making him a 90 pound bow.
01:52:27.000 So all these other bow companies, or all these other bow hunters rather, a few of them that are kind of butthurt and jealous, are mad that he is telling people he has a 90 pound bow.
01:52:39.000 My question is, do you think you are as strong as him?
01:52:44.000 And if you don't, what do you give a fuck if he's pulling 90 pounds and you're pulling 70 pounds?
01:52:50.000 Are we trying to pretend that we're all the same strength?
01:52:55.000 Because that seems silly to me, because I know a lot of really fucking strong people that are way stronger than me.
01:53:00.000 I don't want to pretend that I'm the same strength as them.
01:53:02.000 And if I found out there was a guy out there that pulls a 150-pound bow, but he's built like The Undertaker, and he weighs 300 pounds, I'd go, oh, okay, that makes sense.
01:53:10.000 That's like me pulling a 90-pound bow or a 100-pound bow.
01:53:14.000 That would be easy for me.
01:53:16.000 But for him, a 150 pound bow would probably be just as easy.
01:53:19.000 Because he's fucking giant!
01:53:21.000 Cam Haynes is working out every day.
01:53:23.000 You've got a problem with him pulling a 90 pound bow.
01:53:25.000 You don't really have a problem with that.
01:53:27.000 Your problem is with yourself.
01:53:29.000 Your problem is that you know you can't really do that.
01:53:31.000 And it bothers people.
01:53:32.000 So there's this weird ego thing in the bow hunting world where they get upset at him because he's a legitimate psycho.
01:53:39.000 Because he literally does get up at 4 o'clock in the morning, run in the rain in the dark, puts in a half a marathon before work, goes to work, puts in another 10 miles during lunchtime.
01:53:51.000 He's a real psycho.
01:53:52.000 Yeah, and I like Goggins.
01:53:54.000 The way he's an inspiration to me is in how easy he makes it look.
01:53:59.000 Smiles.
01:54:00.000 The whole time.
01:54:01.000 He smiles.
01:54:01.000 Stoic.
01:54:02.000 He's just nice.
01:54:02.000 Yeah.
01:54:04.000 He's just nice human.
01:54:05.000 Stay hard!
01:54:06.000 There's none of that.
01:54:06.000 None of that.
01:54:06.000 None of that stay hard.
01:54:07.000 Have a good day, everybody.
01:54:08.000 He's out there running.
01:54:09.000 In some sense, I don't follow David Cain's, sorry.
01:54:19.000 Cam Haines?
01:54:20.000 Cam Haines.
01:54:21.000 That's that whiskey talking.
01:54:21.000 That's that whiskey talking.
01:54:22.000 One, two drinks.
01:54:23.000 It's because he doesn't get me as pumped up.
01:54:26.000 He's just an example I'd love to live up to.
01:54:29.000 There's something about the David Goggins of just like, listen, motherfucker.
01:54:33.000 You gotta look at your demons!
01:54:36.000 Make them your bitch!
01:54:37.000 It wakes you up.
01:54:39.000 Well, he's much more outwardly inspirational because he takes a lot of pleasure in pumping people up.
01:54:49.000 There's a beautiful...
01:54:50.000 So he's got...
01:54:52.000 I think she's a girlfriend, but she might be a wife.
01:54:54.000 I apologize if I don't know this.
01:54:56.000 Dave's wife?
01:54:57.000 His wife?
01:54:57.000 Yeah, it's his wife.
01:54:58.000 Okay.
01:54:59.000 So they have...
01:55:00.000 She's more and more becoming part of his Instagram thing.
01:55:04.000 And there's just like this magical, in terms of relationship, moment where she's filming him for his Instagram.
01:55:12.000 They're supposed to go out to dinner or something, like a nice thing.
01:55:15.000 And he...
01:55:17.000 Is that when he's doing push-ups?
01:55:18.000 He's doing push-ups, yeah.
01:55:19.000 In a puddle of sweat on the carpet?
01:55:20.000 Yeah.
01:55:21.000 That is the most just like there's a romantic element of just like this is what I have to live with but I also love this man from her perspective and also there's this picture of like Goggins who's like I don't give a fuck I'm getting these push-ups in um and he's he didn't really plan it he's just he's just there in the corner he's like almost like why are you filming me right now just let me deal with this guy right here I'm surprised he has a bed He's
01:55:57.000 shaking his arms out while he's doing these fucking push-ups.
01:56:01.000 And like with that time limit, I know what that feels like.
01:56:04.000 My wife and I had dinner with him and his wife.
01:56:06.000 And a couple other folks after UFC. The Vegas one.
01:56:10.000 Yeah, pre-pandemic, before all the shit went down.
01:56:14.000 And she was like, he's nice, he's normal, he eats bread.
01:56:17.000 That's what she kept saying.
01:56:18.000 My wife was like, he eats bread.
01:56:20.000 She thought he'd be like fucking fire-breathing demon.
01:56:24.000 But he's fun.
01:56:25.000 Like, he's a fun guy.
01:56:26.000 I've hung out with him a bunch of times.
01:56:28.000 He just gets the work done.
01:56:30.000 He just drops down to the push-ups and that.
01:56:32.000 Well, you know, he knows that, you know, there's my expression, conquer your inner bitch.
01:56:37.000 He knows he's got an inner bitch.
01:56:39.000 And, you know, he goes...
01:56:40.000 He goes, it ain't easy.
01:56:42.000 Sometimes I look at my sneakers and I stare at those motherfuckers for a half hour before I put them on.
01:56:48.000 But just that admission that this is not, he's not a robot, but he gets everything a robot does done.
01:56:57.000 He can do it.
01:56:58.000 He pushes his mind to do things that the body does not want to do.
01:57:05.000 So he almost, in some ways, behaves like a robot, but one of the values in Dave, multiple values in Dave, one of the values is that he lets you know that he's not a robot.
01:57:17.000 He lets you know that he's got that little bitch inside of him talking to him.
01:57:20.000 Yeah.
01:57:22.000 I've gotten the fortune to actually interact with him on kind of the struggle side of things.
01:57:27.000 And he's definitely still...
01:57:29.000 It's not an act.
01:57:31.000 No.
01:57:32.000 He's still personally struggling with some shit.
01:57:34.000 He's working through it.
01:57:35.000 And he gets angry in certain kinds of ways that it's like, oh shit.
01:57:41.000 For example, going out and running with him, there's this movie Casino.
01:57:48.000 It's this badass movie with Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci and Sharon Stone, I think.
01:57:55.000 And they meet out...
01:57:56.000 James Woods, too.
01:57:58.000 James Woods is Sharon Stone's pimp.
01:58:00.000 Oh, that's right.
01:58:01.000 Good memory.
01:58:02.000 That's a badass movie.
01:58:03.000 God, I miss movies like that.
01:58:04.000 That's another one.
01:58:05.000 My wife loves that movie.
01:58:07.000 Yeah, it has.
01:58:08.000 I've seen that movie multiple times.
01:58:10.000 Against my will.
01:58:13.000 Oh, you don't like that one?
01:58:13.000 No, I do.
01:58:14.000 I like it.
01:58:14.000 Is this like a Scent of a Woman situation?
01:58:16.000 No, it's like, um, there's certain movies that, like, I've watched John Wick maybe a hundred times.
01:58:22.000 Yeah, you did.
01:58:23.000 Like, legitimately.
01:58:24.000 Yeah, I'm not that great of a movie.
01:58:25.000 Shut your fucking hole, you Russian traitor.
01:58:33.000 You're wearing a John Wick uniform.
01:58:35.000 There's other people that wear this.
01:58:37.000 No, no, no.
01:58:38.000 No one does it better.
01:58:40.000 He is dreamy.
01:58:41.000 I will admit that.
01:58:42.000 Kanye West is dreamy.
01:58:43.000 He once killed three men in a bar with a pencil.
01:58:47.000 Yeah.
01:58:47.000 With a fucking pencil.
01:58:50.000 Is that historically accurate?
01:58:51.000 Listen, that fucking movie is so...
01:58:54.000 If you like to work out and you want to get fired up, that scene at the Russian bathhouse at the Red Circle bar where he kills everybody, that fucking movie is so good.
01:59:06.000 How do you say Chad's last name?
01:59:09.000 Chad...
01:59:09.000 That guy...
01:59:12.000 I always fuck up the pronunciation of his name.
01:59:15.000 It's very confusing here.
01:59:17.000 Hold on.
01:59:20.000 Chad...
01:59:21.000 S-T-A-H-E-L-S-K-I. He's going to get mad because I say his name all the time.
01:59:27.000 I communicate with him.
01:59:29.000 Who is it?
01:59:29.000 We text.
01:59:30.000 I met him at Terran Tactical.
01:59:32.000 I shot guns with him.
01:59:33.000 Where they taught Keanu Reeves how to shoot guns.
01:59:37.000 But...
01:59:37.000 What punks you up more?
01:59:39.000 The shooting guns?
01:59:40.000 Or the fighting?
01:59:42.000 The martial arts?
01:59:43.000 The judo?
01:59:44.000 He does pretty good judo and jiu-jitsu.
01:59:45.000 I gotta give him credit for that.
01:59:47.000 It's madness.
01:59:48.000 It's a masterpiece of violence.
01:59:50.000 If you want a revenge movie...
01:59:53.000 They stole his car and killed his dog.
01:59:55.000 Killed his dog.
01:59:56.000 And so he kills everybody.
01:59:57.000 I get it.
01:59:57.000 I mean everybody.
01:59:58.000 It's a fucking great movie.
02:00:00.000 Do you want him to also wear like some pointy ears and wear like a cape?
02:00:03.000 Because that'll probably make you even more excited.
02:00:06.000 No, it wouldn't.
02:00:07.000 Because a real movie about drama involves something like Casino.
02:00:10.000 No.
02:00:11.000 Where it's like real men.
02:00:12.000 I don't need it to be real.
02:00:13.000 I live a real life, bro.
02:00:15.000 That's why I like superhero movies.
02:00:16.000 People are like, they're not like real life.
02:00:18.000 Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:00:18.000 I live a real life, pussy.
02:00:22.000 Listen, speaking of which, you couldn't even get yourself in a John Wick suit, so you struggle.
02:00:28.000 Listen, you can't even live up to that.
02:00:29.000 I have a John Wick suit that fits me.
02:00:32.000 Yeah.
02:00:32.000 But the fucking...
02:00:34.000 You're more like the Hulk.
02:00:36.000 You just rip that thing apart.
02:00:38.000 I'm a juice head.
02:00:38.000 That's the problem.
02:00:39.000 I lift too much weights.
02:00:40.000 Talking a little shit.
02:00:41.000 This fucking scene here in the Russian bathhouse.
02:00:44.000 Boom, boom.
02:00:45.000 Come on, son.
02:00:47.000 You want to go before that.
02:00:49.000 Wow.
02:00:49.000 Is this what it is in the YouTube video?
02:00:51.000 Go way before when he stabs the guy.
02:00:54.000 There it is.
02:00:54.000 Right there.
02:00:55.000 Right there.
02:00:56.000 When he stabs the guy under his chin and looks him in the eye.
02:01:01.000 Watch this.
02:01:02.000 All clear?
02:01:02.000 Da.
02:01:03.000 Da.
02:01:03.000 Watch this.
02:01:04.000 Right here.
02:01:04.000 This is one of my favorites.
02:01:06.000 When I was involved in this Sober October challenge with my friends, right here.
02:01:10.000 This is what you were thinking about.
02:01:12.000 I watched this a hundred times in a row.
02:01:14.000 I just kept watching it over and over and over again when I was on the elliptical machine.
02:01:19.000 Oh, how's the carnivore thing going?
02:01:21.000 Great!
02:01:22.000 It's going great!
02:01:22.000 You still...
02:01:23.000 I keep cheating, though.
02:01:25.000 I keep cheating with dessert.
02:01:26.000 This is the problem with carnivore, because I've been eating carnivore, too.
02:01:28.000 The problem is, watching the Holloway fight, is I drink a lot of beer.
02:01:33.000 Yeah.
02:01:33.000 Well, look, we're drinking whiskey.
02:01:35.000 Well, that's low-carb.
02:01:37.000 My problem is dessert.
02:01:39.000 I've been eating dessert.
02:01:40.000 But I'm lean.
02:01:42.000 Yeah, I'm fairly lean for me.
02:01:45.000 I'm probably, like, right now, like $1.99-ish, somewhere around there.
02:01:48.000 But the problem is with carnivore, at least for me, is it makes me feel so good and lean and focused and just energetic that when I go off the path, it hits me way harder.
02:02:03.000 And that almost enforces you to be almost too stoic to where you can't have fun.
02:02:10.000 I mean, not fun.
02:02:11.000 I'm not saying pigging out is fun, but there's something social about even just drinking beers or Just picking out...
02:02:18.000 It does wreck your body, though.
02:02:20.000 It's interesting, right?
02:02:20.000 Yeah.
02:02:21.000 It's weird.
02:02:23.000 There's a recovery to it, but it does make you feel really good.
02:02:26.000 It doesn't make any sense.
02:02:28.000 It's weird, right?
02:02:28.000 It jacks up your testosterone.
02:02:31.000 You should get your blood work done.
02:02:33.000 And the thing that I find is that I don't have any crashes in the day.
02:02:38.000 I'm just flat throughout the day.
02:02:40.000 Like mentally, super...
02:02:41.000 The real criticism is coming from people who are either, you know, there's some people that are very educated about nutrition and they have a problem with the carnivore diet.
02:02:54.000 They don't like, you know, there's some evidence that points to the idea that it's unhealthy.
02:03:00.000 The anecdotal evidence, though, from individuals that find great benefit in it is very compelling.
02:03:06.000 And unfortunately, I'm one of those.
02:03:10.000 Then there's also, there's a lot of people that make these arguments that are not well-founded about it being bad for the environment.
02:03:23.000 And I don't necessarily think monocrop agriculture is good for the environment.
02:03:28.000 I think the problem with the environment is massive amounts of human beings consuming food.
02:03:32.000 And I don't believe the argument that...
02:03:37.000 There's no way to eat meat that's healthy for the environment because they've shown that you can do regenerative agriculture.
02:03:46.000 The question is, you can get it.
02:03:48.000 You can definitely buy grass-fed beef from like Joel Salatin or some Polyface Farms or there's a company Piedmontese Farms.
02:03:58.000 They just sent me some beef.
02:04:00.000 You can buy...
02:04:01.000 There's Rome.
02:04:02.000 Is that the one that...
02:04:05.000 Carnivore MD... Is that his?
02:04:10.000 Rome Ranch, right?
02:04:11.000 Paul Saladino?
02:04:12.000 It's funny enough, I think Ben Campo, something like that.
02:04:15.000 Ben Campo's farm sent me some...
02:04:18.000 Me.
02:04:19.000 There's like ethical ways of doing it.
02:04:20.000 It's expensive though, right?
02:04:21.000 It is expensive.
02:04:22.000 Butcher Box, they use all grass-fed, grass-finished beef, all from ethically responsible farmers.
02:04:31.000 They have like a real relationship with farmers and ranchers where they treat their animals ethically and fairly and inhumanely.
02:04:39.000 And a lot of people are like, well, how can you do that if you kill them?
02:04:42.000 I understand your perspective.
02:04:45.000 But the way they kill these animals is instantaneous.
02:04:49.000 There's a bolt to the brain.
02:04:50.000 They die instantly.
02:04:51.000 And I see the argument that you should never kill a thing.
02:04:55.000 But I think you need to understand that...
02:04:58.000 I think?
02:05:24.000 Yeah.
02:05:35.000 There's no animals that are wild animals that live to be an animal that dies of old age.
02:05:43.000 The numbers are so low, it's like people that live to be 120. There's not a lot of them.
02:05:50.000 Most animals die by starvation, by disease, or by predators.
02:05:57.000 The vast majority.
02:06:01.000 If someone comes along, whether it's me shooting it with an arrow or whether it's an ethical, humane farmer, like one of the ones that ButcherBox employs or some of these other ranchers,
02:06:17.000 you can get it.
02:06:18.000 The real question is not that.
02:06:20.000 I mean, there's an ethical question.
02:06:22.000 It's a debate and it should be handled.
02:06:25.000 You can have a respectful conversation about this.
02:06:33.000 I don't know if that's true.
02:06:38.000 I think our problem might be the massive amount of human beings and...
02:06:52.000 It's terrible for the soil.
02:06:54.000 It's terrible for the environment.
02:06:56.000 It displaces wildlife when they...
02:07:02.000 When they harvest those crops, it's devastating to the wildlife, it's devastating to small mammals, and devastating to insects, devastating to birds.
02:07:15.000 Life for life is not one for one.
02:07:18.000 We don't look at a mouse the same way we look at an elk.
02:07:21.000 An elk is a large, what my friend Steve Rinella calls charismatic megafauna.
02:07:26.000 We look at them in a different way.
02:07:27.000 But it's one-to-one.
02:07:29.000 These larger things we think are more valuable.
02:07:31.000 If I shoot one elk, I eat it for a year.
02:07:36.000 Like, I give it up.
02:07:37.000 Oh, do you have a place to cook?
02:07:40.000 Yeah.
02:07:40.000 You have an apartment?
02:07:41.000 Yeah.
02:07:42.000 I got food for you.
02:07:43.000 I love it.
02:07:44.000 I have two commercial freezers out here.
02:07:46.000 I don't know how to put into words my gratitude towards that, yeah.
02:07:51.000 Wow, good.
02:07:52.000 I got a bag for you.
02:07:53.000 I'm going to hook you up.
02:07:53.000 I feel kind of bad about eating meat that's factory farmed.
02:07:58.000 Yeah.
02:07:59.000 Well, I do too.
02:08:00.000 I know what you're saying.
02:08:02.000 But health-wise...
02:08:05.000 I think I feel better when I eat a lot of meat.
02:08:08.000 I don't know if I could break apart the psychology of it.
02:08:13.000 Do you struggle with it?
02:08:15.000 Yeah.
02:08:16.000 Ethically?
02:08:17.000 Because I feel, on a personal level, really good eating meat.
02:08:21.000 Yeah.
02:08:22.000 And I understand.
02:08:24.000 It feels...
02:08:26.000 This isn't me like being a social justice warrior or signaling or something.
02:08:30.000 It feels like this would be one of those things that in a hundred years we'll look back and say this was a really fucked up thing that we did as a society.
02:08:37.000 I'm not sure.
02:08:39.000 This is why I'm not sure.
02:08:40.000 Because what are we going to do to control the population of these animals?
02:08:45.000 Once we've established herds of cows and sheep and chickens and all these different animals that we consider livestock, how are we going to stop them from breeding?
02:08:58.000 Are we going to separate them from each other?
02:09:01.000 Are we going to play God?
02:09:02.000 Are we going to bring in predators?
02:09:04.000 What are we going to do?
02:09:05.000 If we stop eating them, what are we going to do?
02:09:06.000 And are we acknowledging There's a lot of people that are vegan zealots, and they do not believe that it can be healthy to eat meat.
02:09:17.000 The problem with that is, of course, that almost all elite professional athletes eat meat.
02:09:22.000 There's very few exceptions.
02:09:23.000 There's a few that do well, and there's also a few that try vegan diets and their bodies wind up falling apart.
02:09:29.000 And vegans hate that.
02:09:30.000 They hate when you talk about it, they get angry, because it's an ideology.
02:09:35.000 You could say it's almost cult-like.
02:09:38.000 But they also have some good points.
02:09:40.000 Like, they're not killing sentient beings.
02:09:43.000 And they don't think of plants as being a sentient being.
02:09:47.000 Right.
02:09:47.000 The problem with that is, of course, when you do mushrooms, you realize that all things are alive.
02:09:52.000 Yeah.
02:09:53.000 That's what...
02:09:54.000 I hope you get Matthew Johnson in your podcast, by the way.
02:09:57.000 That guy...
02:09:58.000 Is he the guy that you had on yours?
02:10:00.000 Yeah.
02:10:01.000 Psychedelic drugs guy?
02:10:02.000 Yeah.
02:10:02.000 Okay.
02:10:02.000 I got a...
02:10:04.000 Okay, he opened up my mind.
02:10:06.000 So I've always thought psychedelics in general, but psilocybin, just everything.
02:10:11.000 DMT was fascinating.
02:10:15.000 Like a fascinating way to explore the mind, scientifically as well.
02:10:19.000 But he's the first person, I might be ignorant, made me realize you could actually do it as part of like, like multi-million dollar funded studies.
02:10:29.000 And explore it rigorously.
02:10:32.000 I know it sounds weird, but seriously explore.
02:10:36.000 Where can you go?
02:10:38.000 He is big on doing a heroic dose of psilocybin, which apparently is legal as long as it's part of a study.
02:10:45.000 And he's been studying it for...
02:10:48.000 50 years.
02:10:49.000 No, he's a young guy, which is like, you know, part of my excitement that this is like, this is a legit...
02:10:57.000 This is somebody that we'll be following for decades to come, I think.
02:11:00.000 He's just in the early steps of a journey.
02:11:02.000 He's running huge studies.
02:11:04.000 One of the things that really excite me about what he's doing is he went from...
02:11:12.000 Sort of using psychedelics or psilocybin or any of the other psychedelic drugs to explore how you can treat different mental disorders, diseases, addictions, and so on, to now pushing it towards how can it help?
02:11:28.000 A person who, what he calls a creative, somebody like you, a comedian, or somebody like Elon, an engineer like me, engineer, scientist, all that kind of stuff.
02:11:41.000 How can it help the mind when you're not trying to treat some kind of...
02:11:46.000 Explicit disorder, but actually trying to expand your thinking about the world.
02:11:49.000 And actually doing that as a study.
02:11:52.000 That's what I'm excited about.
02:11:54.000 Kind of waiting with just like bated breath that he runs a study that I can participate in.
02:11:58.000 Because he'll be open to in the wild.
02:12:01.000 Do you have any experiences at all?
02:12:04.000 I've...
02:12:05.000 Psilocybin mushrooms.
02:12:06.000 Yeah, I've taken three, four times.
02:12:09.000 And it was...
02:12:10.000 I've never had, actually, a negative experience with drugs.
02:12:16.000 Maybe alcohol, but that was...
02:12:19.000 It's like saying...
02:12:22.000 Like, you know, it was more positive than negative.
02:12:26.000 Drugs, kids don't listen to this, but drugs have done well for me.
02:12:30.000 Do you listen to the podcast I did recently with Dr. Carl Hart?
02:12:34.000 No.
02:12:34.000 You would really enjoy it.
02:12:36.000 It was a little tedious in the beginning because we were talking about politics and it was post-Capital Hill and it was like, you know, he was very frustrated.
02:12:44.000 But when we got into drugs, then he came alive.
02:12:49.000 Well, his book is right here.
02:12:51.000 What is his...
02:12:53.000 Drug Use for Grown Ups.
02:12:55.000 Chasing Liberty in the Land of Fear.
02:12:57.000 That's not the sense...
02:12:58.000 I started listening to the podcast.
02:12:59.000 That's not the sense I got from the podcast when I started listening to it, which is awesome.
02:13:03.000 Because, yeah, I was hearing the politics and that kind of stuff.
02:13:06.000 Yeah, I should have steered us away from that quicker.
02:13:09.000 But I love the guy.
02:13:10.000 And I just wanted to let him talk and talk with him.
02:13:13.000 And I wanted to get us into drugs.
02:13:15.000 But I didn't want to just jump right into it because...
02:13:18.000 I felt like...
02:13:19.000 One of the things about this podcast, I feel like sometimes people come on and they realize that it's this big platform and they have a lot to say.
02:13:25.000 And when there's a thing that's happened in the news that was as ridiculous as that...
02:13:30.000 I shouldn't even say ridiculous.
02:13:31.000 Horrific is that Capitol Hill attack.
02:13:33.000 Everybody...
02:13:35.000 Wants to get it out of their system.
02:13:36.000 So we talked.
02:13:37.000 We talked about politics for a little bit.
02:13:39.000 I felt a little clunky with my descriptions of things.
02:13:43.000 But then we got into drugs.
02:13:45.000 And once we got into drugs, then he shines.
02:13:47.000 Because he was a guy who bought into all the propaganda.
02:13:52.000 And he's a research scientist and a brilliant guy who wasn't into any drugs at all until he was in his...
02:14:04.000 I believe he said he was in his 30s.
02:14:06.000 Is that correct, Jamie?
02:14:07.000 Somewhere in there?
02:14:07.000 And then, you know, now he takes drugs all the time.
02:14:10.000 He's talking about the positive benefits of heroin.
02:14:12.000 He had a shirt on that was the chemical compound for crystal meth.
02:14:18.000 Yeah, that's...
02:14:21.000 It's funny enough, like, so you talk to Avi Loeb, who's, you know, the Amu Amua, somebody who's really open-minded about that, but he's less open-minded about psychedelics and all those kinds of drugs.
02:14:34.000 It's fascinating.
02:14:35.000 We're, as a species, you talk about reaching for branches, are exploring, like, what's Yeah.
02:14:41.000 What's interesting?
02:14:42.000 And I think psychedelics is a legitimate, like I haven't actually tried much at all, but it feels like every time I've tried mushrooms, it makes you realize that the mind is capable of so much more than you were cognizant of.
02:15:00.000 It makes me think that there's more to reality than we can grasp and that we need to help.
02:15:04.000 We need something.
02:15:06.000 We need a little doorway that lets us walk through to some other side, whether it's psilocybin or dimethyltryptamine or whatever the method you use.
02:15:16.000 There's a lot more out there.
02:15:18.000 We're very crude in our perceptions, our ability to perceive, and I think Our ideas of drugs, our negative ideas of drugs, are a lot of times, they're flavored with the limitations of human personality and human beings interfacing with the world,
02:15:37.000 looking for escape rather than looking to explore and looking to give in to Mother Gaia and give in to these magical compounds.
02:15:50.000 Also, there's a lot of fucking charlatans, man.
02:15:53.000 There's a lot of people that espouse the use of psychedelics because it makes them appear to be spiritual and it boosts their ego.
02:16:02.000 I've had more than one conversation with people where they say, you don't seem like a psychedelic guy because you use a lot of...
02:16:11.000 Fucked up words and you say a lot of shit you probably shouldn't say.
02:16:14.000 I'm like, well, I'm also a comic.
02:16:16.000 At the end of the day, my goal is to...
02:16:19.000 Look, I'm also accustomed to being around people that do what I do.
02:16:25.000 Sometimes people get taken aback by my crude language or the way I think about things or discuss things, but my culture, my community is...
02:16:36.000 Comics.
02:16:37.000 At the end of the day, they're comics.
02:16:38.000 And fighters.
02:16:40.000 Both of those groups of people in the community are used to saying some fucked up shit.
02:16:45.000 It's fun for us.
02:16:47.000 When you're a person who...
02:16:49.000 People are accustomed to things...
02:16:53.000 One of my favorite videos...
02:16:55.000 It has nothing to do with psychedelics.
02:16:56.000 Of a fighter.
02:16:57.000 It shows you the sense of humor of a fighter.
02:16:59.000 My friend John Wayne Parr, after a fight, he's got this giant gash in his head.
02:17:03.000 And they're stitching him up, and as they're stitching him up, they're opening up his thing like a mouth and talking.
02:17:08.000 Like, hey John, how was today?
02:17:11.000 He's got this giant cut in his head.
02:17:13.000 A lot of people would be freaked out, and they have this cut in his head.
02:17:15.000 He's laughing, it's post-fight.
02:17:18.000 You know, there's a sense of humor that fighters have, and there's a sense of humor that comedians have, and I'm sure first responders, firefighters, a lot of soldiers that I'm friends with, they have a different sense of humor too because they've seen a lot of wild shit and a lot of violence.
02:17:34.000 They use...
02:17:36.000 There's a style of communication that for a lot of people to just live a more...
02:17:47.000 Pedantic, a more pedestrian, a more placid life.
02:17:53.000 They're uncomfortable by it.
02:17:56.000 Yeah, I actually look to humor.
02:17:58.000 I think humor will save the world.
02:18:00.000 I think that we'll mention.
02:18:02.000 Look at this.
02:18:03.000 That's only one of them.
02:18:05.000 That's only one of them.
02:18:06.000 The other one was on the side of his head.
02:18:08.000 He had one where they were stitching him up.
02:18:12.000 It was above his left eyebrow, and it was giant.
02:18:15.000 John's had more than 100 stitches in his head.
02:18:17.000 I mean, way more than 100 stitches.
02:18:19.000 Like, hundreds of stitches in his face.
02:18:22.000 Yeah, the people that have been through the worst shit that I've had a connection with in my life, they always have a dark sense of humor about it.
02:18:32.000 And it's a kind of escape.
02:18:35.000 No, it's not an escape.
02:18:36.000 It's actually...
02:18:37.000 It's a release valve.
02:18:39.000 But not even.
02:18:40.000 It's almost a way to embrace the dual nature of life.
02:18:44.000 That it can be really shitty and really beautiful.
02:18:47.000 Yeah.
02:18:47.000 Because of the ups and downs.
02:18:48.000 And somehow, I don't know what it is about humor...
02:18:51.000 There's something about it that just reveals that, the rollercoaster of life.
02:18:56.000 The best of it.
02:18:58.000 Right now, the big one, of course, is the whole cancel culture and the hypocrisy within politics.
02:19:05.000 And so comedy, that's why it sucks that the coronavirus is keeping a lot of comedians locked up.
02:19:15.000 Comedy is a way to reveal that ridiculousness.
02:19:18.000 And I suppose podcasts are doing that.
02:19:21.000 They are, but there's a lot of comedians that are back on the road now.
02:19:25.000 They're like, fuck it, I can't do this anymore.
02:19:27.000 And hearing your show with Chappelle was so refreshing.
02:19:34.000 Actually, I won't say what it is, but Ron White was on the show.
02:19:38.000 He said the most, and I was fortunate enough to sit next to your wife, and he said the most inappropriate thing.
02:19:47.000 Joke.
02:19:48.000 And it was so refreshing for some reason.
02:19:51.000 It's kind of escape.
02:19:53.000 I know what you mean.
02:19:57.000 We've been taking ourselves so seriously in this very careful discourse in the public sphere that comedians point out the elephant in the room.
02:20:09.000 This is absurd.
02:20:12.000 And sometimes that requires going over the top.
02:20:14.000 It made me miss the world as it was.
02:20:20.000 It'll be back again.
02:20:21.000 And the real ones like Ron White and Dave Chappelle, they'll be raging stronger than ever.
02:20:26.000 Because people are going to appreciate it and they're going to realize, oh my god, this is the way out.
02:20:29.000 We need to stop...
02:20:31.000 Getting angry about everything, and we need to start embracing humor.
02:20:36.000 It's important.
02:20:38.000 There's a broad spectrum of human thought, and we can't just live in the fucking range of outrage.
02:20:46.000 That range is a shitty range, that range that so many people exist in.
02:20:51.000 And one of the reasons why they exist in that range, the outrage range, is because they're doing it online.
02:20:56.000 It's not a real way of communicating.
02:20:59.000 Because of the fact that everyone's been separated from just normal regular interactions with folks You know, I remember like I would feel like when I was when I first moved to LA I Didn't have any friends and I would feel real weird.
02:21:14.000 You know, I would be I had a furnished apartment So it wasn't really it didn't ever felt like mine.
02:21:20.000 It felt like a hotel said that they're this place called Oakwood's these Oakwood's apartments in Burbank and I think it was in Burbank.
02:21:28.000 But wherever it was.
02:21:29.000 I was staying in these apartments.
02:21:32.000 It was weird, man.
02:21:34.000 I felt weird.
02:21:36.000 Like, what am I doing here?
02:21:37.000 And then I would go to the comedy store.
02:21:38.000 And I'd be around people.
02:21:40.000 And I'd be around like-minded misfits.
02:21:44.000 And we'd all be laughing.
02:21:45.000 And I would be like...
02:21:46.000 It was almost like somebody took a weighted vest off of me.
02:21:49.000 Like...
02:21:50.000 I'm going to be okay.
02:21:51.000 It's going to be okay.
02:21:52.000 And then, you know, it felt weird again the next day and then I had to go to the comedy store again.
02:21:56.000 We need each other.
02:21:58.000 We need each other, but we need each other person to person.
02:22:00.000 And there was no social media back then, which if there was, I'd probably be just like a lot of these fucking idiots that are online raging about the world and looking for acceptance and looking for social justice brownie points and virtue signaling at any turn, hoping that it gets me some love and likes.
02:22:16.000 Because that's what people are doing.
02:22:18.000 They think they're doing it because they're trying to correct the world, but they really don't understand that they're contributing to the polarizing aspect of today's culture and climate.
02:22:27.000 We need to be around each other.
02:22:29.000 Can I ask you a weird question?
02:22:31.000 Sure.
02:22:33.000 So I've been a fan of your podcast for a long time.
02:22:36.000 I listen to most episodes.
02:22:41.000 I listen to the one with Giannis, I think.
02:22:43.000 Giannis Papas.
02:22:44.000 Yeah, by the way.
02:22:47.000 He's hilarious.
02:22:48.000 He's awesome.
02:22:50.000 He's a great Twitter follow, too.
02:22:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:22:52.000 I got two.
02:22:53.000 Cheers.
02:22:54.000 I got to actually go to the show with him.
02:22:57.000 I was at the table with him.
02:22:59.000 I'm also a big fan of his podcast.
02:23:01.000 I think it's called...
02:23:02.000 History Hyenas.
02:23:02.000 History Hyenas, yeah.
02:23:05.000 It's like the complete opposite of Dan Carlin.
02:23:08.000 It's just like comedians shooting the shit over.
02:23:10.000 But that said, about World War II and Greek, Crete, people should like...
02:23:17.000 Greeks are bad motherfuckers.
02:23:21.000 Oh, yeah.
02:23:21.000 Yeah.
02:23:21.000 Jesus.
02:23:22.000 I was surprised how much they contributed to just pushing back.
02:23:28.000 There's a lot to discuss there, but they helped stall the Nazis in the fact that it took them much longer to then, after conquering Crete, they had to go to Russia and they succeeded.
02:23:47.000 The Greeks successfully Stalled the Nazis to where most of the war was in the winter pushing towards Stalingrad.
02:23:54.000 There's a fascinating history there.
02:23:56.000 I always love the kind of 300 where you stand back and like just a few people are able to fight back the storm of evil.
02:24:04.000 Yeah.
02:24:05.000 That's always badass.
02:24:06.000 That movie's amazing too.
02:24:07.000 It's so fantastical and ridiculous and over the top but just fun.
02:24:12.000 Yeah.
02:24:13.000 But anyway, there's something about him.
02:24:15.000 It must have been the whiskey.
02:24:18.000 There's a sadness that I've heard over the past couple months.
02:24:22.000 From Giannis?
02:24:22.000 No, from you.
02:24:23.000 Really?
02:24:24.000 I might be wrong on that.
02:24:26.000 I wanted to ask, because you mentioned about friendships in LA and so on.
02:24:31.000 Are you doing okay?
02:24:34.000 Yeah, I'm fine.
02:24:36.000 I'm remarkably resilient, despite the fact that I fucked up the word remarkably.
02:24:43.000 Grammar could use some work and pronunciation.
02:24:46.000 I feel great.
02:24:47.000 You feel good.
02:24:48.000 Yeah.
02:24:49.000 Where are you getting that sadness thing from?
02:24:51.000 I think, so what I heard, maybe a slight romantic thing, you brought up your wife and so on, and there was just a longing for human connection.
02:25:02.000 About her?
02:25:03.000 No, not your wife.
02:25:05.000 Just in the way you were talking about things.
02:25:09.000 Yeah.
02:25:10.000 I don't know.
02:25:11.000 That stood out to me more than usual.
02:25:14.000 Usually it was like Joey Diaz shooting the shit for the years, right?
02:25:18.000 It just felt like you were more...
02:25:21.000 I mean, I guess we all grow and change.
02:25:24.000 It felt like you were...
02:25:25.000 I don't want to say softened up, but there's a sadness in there a little bit.
02:25:31.000 Well, I think sometimes I mourn for the death of L.A. I really do.
02:25:37.000 And I think when I'm around comics sometimes, particularly comics like Yana, who I met at the Comedy Store, there is a part of me that gets to this part where I'm like, God damn it.
02:25:47.000 This is gone.
02:25:49.000 It's gone, man.
02:25:51.000 L.A.'s gone.
02:25:52.000 You know, my friend Brendan Schaub, he drove his bike down to the comic store the other day.
02:25:58.000 He was texting me.
02:25:59.000 He was like, dude, this is The Walking Dead.
02:26:01.000 It is so fucked up down here now.
02:26:02.000 There's nothing open.
02:26:03.000 It's so strange.
02:26:04.000 It's so weird.
02:26:05.000 It feels so dangerous and so different than it used to feel.
02:26:11.000 Do people feel that way?
02:26:13.000 Also sad to see about New York.
02:26:17.000 Why do you think it was when I was talking about my wife?
02:26:20.000 Because you don't usually bring up your wife.
02:26:22.000 Oh, I think it was because he was talking about his or something like that.
02:26:25.000 I know, but hilariously enough, he was talking about something about him becoming famous and trying to plan ahead that if he's going to continue being married...
02:26:41.000 Like, prenup style.
02:26:42.000 He wants to make sure that there's...
02:26:44.000 I mean, he's just laughing.
02:26:46.000 But there's just...
02:26:46.000 I don't know.
02:26:47.000 There's a melancholic kind of longing for...
02:26:49.000 Like, Louis C.K. has this bit where he's like...
02:26:51.000 I think he talks about...
02:26:55.000 Like, listening to Bruce Springsteen and pulling out to the side of the road and crying or something every once in a while?
02:27:00.000 Just, like, remembering that life is, like, both beautiful and tragic?
02:27:06.000 There's just that, which I don't usually hear from you.
02:27:10.000 Well, I mean, maybe we were drinking, and that's part of it.
02:27:14.000 The reason why I don't bring my wife up too much is that she doesn't really like it when I talk about her.
02:27:19.000 Because I'll say something fucked up, and she doesn't want to hear.
02:27:21.000 So I try to hedge my bets with that.
02:27:25.000 In your show, you brought up your wife.
02:27:29.000 I won't mention the bits or whatever.
02:27:31.000 Oh, those jokes?
02:27:33.000 She gets upset at those too!
02:27:34.000 She was laughing.
02:27:36.000 I looked over at her to make sure it's cool.
02:27:39.000 She's a great person.
02:27:41.000 She makes me a better person.
02:27:43.000 She really does.
02:27:44.000 I don't say that lightly.
02:27:46.000 You know, if I didn't think she...
02:27:48.000 I didn't like her, I wouldn't be...
02:27:49.000 Well, see, I say I wouldn't be around, but I would.
02:27:52.000 And one of the reasons why I would is because I have kids.
02:27:54.000 And I think there's a thing that...
02:27:57.000 There's like, this is my girlfriend, and then there's this is the mother of my children.
02:28:02.000 And it is a fucking different animal, man.
02:28:05.000 It's a different animal.
02:28:06.000 You know, it's like a lot of people said like...
02:28:09.000 You know, you never really...
02:28:10.000 You thought marriage was stupid and then you decided to get married.
02:28:14.000 Well, I had children.
02:28:15.000 I had children.
02:28:18.000 Whatever I think is stupid about marriage...
02:28:21.000 I think the idea of...
02:28:23.000 The idea of committing to someone is not stupid.
02:28:26.000 But the idea of a legal contract with a government agency...
02:28:33.000 It is stupid.
02:28:35.000 There's no love in the courts.
02:28:37.000 There's no love in these civil unions and all this nonsense.
02:28:43.000 No.
02:28:44.000 The love is between two people.
02:28:46.000 And there's something weird about saying, can I get it on paper?
02:28:49.000 I love you.
02:28:50.000 You love me?
02:28:50.000 We love each other?
02:28:51.000 Okay, imagine if you did that to your best friend, like Lex.
02:28:54.000 You and I are friends.
02:28:55.000 I love you.
02:28:56.000 I think you're a great guy.
02:28:57.000 Can we get that on paper?
02:28:58.000 Can I get that on paper?
02:28:59.000 If I pull this out and say, Lex, you and I have been friends for a few years now, right?
02:29:03.000 Let's fucking make it official.
02:29:04.000 Yeah.
02:29:05.000 Let's make it official, bro.
02:29:06.000 And then if you stop taking my calls, I want money.
02:29:09.000 Yeah.
02:29:10.000 Half of what you make it.
02:29:12.000 It's weird, because when sex is involved with human beings, we have these cultural norms.
02:29:18.000 But these cultural standards about relationships are based about...
02:29:24.000 There's two things going on.
02:29:25.000 One, there's like if a woman commits to a man and she's enhancing his career...
02:29:31.000 And she abandons her own to try to help him, and then she doesn't have a career, and then he gets rid of her and cashes her out for a new model, and then she's fucked, and she needs alimony.
02:29:43.000 Or, vice versa, like the Tom Arnold situation, where Tom Arnold, that's our guy.
02:29:49.000 We've all talked about that.
02:29:51.000 That's our fucking Michael Jordan when it comes to male alimony.
02:29:55.000 He married an incredibly successful woman, Roseanne Barr, and then when he got divorced from her, he got paid, and he got rich and famous from that.
02:30:06.000 There's that, and then there's when there's children involved.
02:30:09.000 And I think as a guy who grew up without a father, without my real father, I don't know my real father.
02:30:15.000 I have a stepfather.
02:30:16.000 I'm very fortunate that my stepfather was in my life, and he's a great guy.
02:30:19.000 And my mom has been in my life my whole life.
02:30:22.000 I'm very fortunate, because there's some people that don't have neither of those things, right?
02:30:27.000 It means a lot to me to be there for my kids.
02:30:32.000 It means a lot to me.
02:30:33.000 And it doesn't mean that I love my wife any less, but whatever the marriage thing, I was like, okay.
02:30:41.000 We had a kid.
02:30:43.000 I'll abandon all of my preconceived notions about the silliness of legal contracts with the state.
02:30:50.000 It doesn't mean I don't love anyone any less or it cheapens it at all.
02:30:53.000 But I think the thing is ridiculous.
02:30:55.000 You stand in front of each other.
02:30:56.000 I do!
02:30:57.000 I do!
02:30:58.000 You guys have a wedding song?
02:30:59.000 No.
02:31:00.000 Do a dance?
02:31:01.000 Dude, I barely got through the whole thing.
02:31:02.000 As a comic, it's so preposterous to me.
02:31:05.000 But it doesn't mean I don't love any less.
02:31:08.000 It doesn't mean that I don't appreciate her any less.
02:31:10.000 I appreciate the fuck out of that lady.
02:31:12.000 No, you do.
02:31:12.000 And that's one of the inspiring things.
02:31:15.000 It's like...
02:31:16.000 I see that with, that's one of the reasons I like Elon, is allowing yourself to be excited about awesome things.
02:31:24.000 Just being, I don't know, seeing the beauty in things.
02:31:28.000 And one of the inspiring things about you is just saying nice things about your wife.
02:31:32.000 It's funny, but it's rare.
02:31:34.000 It stood out, actually.
02:31:36.000 Most people just kind of talk shit about...
02:31:39.000 I genuinely have a great time with her.
02:31:42.000 Yeah, that's awesome.
02:31:43.000 And we've been together for a long time.
02:31:45.000 And we've grown together.
02:31:47.000 Like, who I am now is not who I was when I met her.
02:31:50.000 I'm a different person.
02:31:52.000 And part of me being a different person is my relationship with her.
02:31:56.000 But she doesn't like me talking.
02:31:57.000 She's going to be mad at this.
02:31:58.000 Yeah.
02:31:59.000 Sorry.
02:32:01.000 Not really mad.
02:32:02.000 She won't be mad because I'm saying nice things.
02:32:04.000 But, you know, relationships are odd, man, because a lot of them go bad.
02:32:08.000 And my problems with marriage was growing up seeing marriages that went bad and seeing traps.
02:32:17.000 Like, when I was, like...
02:32:20.000 My grandparents were lovely people, but Jesus Christ did they fight.
02:32:25.000 They fought in the worst way.
02:32:27.000 It was horrible to be around, to be a little kid, and my grandmother screaming at my grandfather.
02:32:31.000 And I remember thinking, fuck this.
02:32:34.000 I remember being trapped in my grandparents' home.
02:32:36.000 Like, they're watching me.
02:32:38.000 Like, my mom's out doing something.
02:32:39.000 She's going to come back, and they yell at you, don't rush me, Joe!
02:32:41.000 It was Josephine and Joseph.
02:32:43.000 My unoriginal family.
02:32:45.000 Right?
02:32:46.000 Right?
02:32:47.000 My grandfather's name was Joseph.
02:32:49.000 My grandmother's name was Josephine.
02:32:51.000 They're fucking yelling at each other.
02:32:52.000 And I remember being terrified because I was a little kid and thinking like, God, I don't ever want to be trapped with some fucking person where they don't like each other anymore.
02:33:00.000 Or even if they love each other, they've developed these patterns of communication that are so negative and corrosive.
02:33:06.000 They just scream at each other all the time.
02:33:09.000 And when I was a young man, that's how I thought about relationships.
02:33:13.000 And also, I had a bunch of bad ones growing up, especially when I was broke.
02:33:18.000 When you're broke, and your future looks pretty fucking sketchy, boy, you learn a lot.
02:33:25.000 And those girls were right.
02:33:27.000 They were right to look at me skeptically.
02:33:29.000 Like, this motherfucker thinks he's funny?
02:33:31.000 Like, where are you going with this?
02:33:33.000 Where's his career going?
02:33:35.000 And, you know, there was like, when girls would cheat on me, like if I found out about it, there was a relief.
02:33:41.000 I was like, oh, great.
02:33:43.000 I'm going to have to wait for this to happen.
02:33:45.000 Like, it already happened.
02:33:46.000 Like, I knew it was coming.
02:33:47.000 Like, this is my concept of relationships.
02:33:50.000 They were always tortured and struggling.
02:33:53.000 And for, what is the percentage of people that get divorced in this country?
02:33:57.000 I keep hearing 50%, but it's something ridiculous.
02:34:00.000 Chris Rock has the best bit about that.
02:34:02.000 He goes, that's the ones that have the courage to leave!
02:34:06.000 How many cowards just stay?
02:34:08.000 He's right, and he's divorced.
02:34:10.000 By the way, Chris Rock's divorced.
02:34:12.000 You know, so the problem is, and also, you know, he's got some horrific jokes about how much money he had to pay in divorce.
02:34:22.000 And, you know, he's like, my wife made more money in comedy last year than Dave Chappelle!
02:34:29.000 Fucking horrible.
02:34:30.000 Yeah, Jeff Bezos' wife is doing really good things with the money that she has, actually.
02:34:37.000 Listen, Jeff Bezos is so goddamn rich that giving her $34 billion didn't even put a dent in him.
02:34:43.000 No, no dent.
02:34:44.000 Elon, number one, though, currently.
02:34:47.000 Elon Musk, the richest man on Earth.
02:34:49.000 Well, other than the Saudis that don't give up the numbers.
02:34:52.000 Or Putin.
02:34:53.000 Let's just put the truth on the table.
02:34:55.000 Oh yeah, Putin too, right?
02:34:56.000 A lot of those oil folks, they have undisclosed incomes.
02:35:01.000 I think they probably laugh.
02:35:02.000 Oh, good job for you.
02:35:04.000 Number one.
02:35:06.000 I think it's funny.
02:35:08.000 Oh, you're number one.
02:35:09.000 Congratulations, my friend.
02:35:11.000 How did you do it?
02:35:16.000 You know, because money's a weird thing, right?
02:35:19.000 Because you really only have time.
02:35:23.000 And do you have enough time to recoup that money that you gave up?
02:35:27.000 And how much of your life is based on the lifestyle that that money provides?
02:35:33.000 What is it about your life that you think that you need a certain number?
02:35:44.000 Look, I have a friend.
02:35:46.000 I've talked about him before, but I'll say it one more time because he has one of my worst stories about marriage.
02:35:52.000 He got divorced.
02:35:53.000 He's been divorced for 14 years.
02:35:56.000 He's been married to a new woman for 12 years.
02:35:58.000 He doesn't even have a baby with the first woman.
02:36:00.000 And he's still paying her hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.
02:36:03.000 And it kills him.
02:36:04.000 It kills him.
02:36:05.000 It's crazy.
02:36:06.000 And my joke is, did he fuck her so hard she can never work again?
02:36:10.000 He was in a relationship with a woman.
02:36:11.000 It didn't work out.
02:36:12.000 But he has to continue sending her a giant chunk of his income every year.
02:36:19.000 And it kills him.
02:36:19.000 It can make you cynical.
02:36:21.000 It can affect their future relationships.
02:36:23.000 It can affect your ability to be like...
02:36:26.000 It causes some men to become misogynists.
02:36:28.000 It causes some men to look at women as like parasites.
02:36:32.000 It's not good.
02:36:33.000 It's not healthy.
02:36:35.000 I don't necessarily think that all divorce settlements are like that.
02:36:41.000 But I do think that there is an odd thing when you have an industry that is based around extracting money from people that have it.
02:36:50.000 And what that is, is like, Phil Hartman told me once, he was trying to get divorced from his wife, and he was like, I go, just give her half.
02:36:57.000 He goes, it's not half.
02:36:59.000 It's two-thirds.
02:37:00.000 He goes, it's a scam.
02:37:01.000 The lawyers take a third.
02:37:02.000 And I remember thinking like, oh shit, I never even thought about that.
02:37:06.000 That's the scam.
02:37:07.000 The scam is they drag it out.
02:37:09.000 And I've had multiple friends who've been involved in divorces where it's dragged out.
02:37:14.000 Yeah, my worry is the...
02:37:16.000 That's my biggest fear of marriage is the lawyers on the divorce side.
02:37:21.000 That's why I wasn't into it for the longest time.
02:37:24.000 But listen, man, you're going to have the bigger commitment is children.
02:37:29.000 You have a life form.
02:37:31.000 You have a human being.
02:37:32.000 You have the most precious person in your life.
02:37:36.000 When you have a baby, man, the weird feelings that you have about love, the intensity of the love, it's so overwhelming.
02:37:47.000 I can look at pictures of my kids when they're little and I start crying.
02:37:51.000 It's crazy.
02:37:52.000 The feeling that you have about children is just a fucking game changer.
02:37:57.000 And it makes you just think about all of your...
02:38:04.000 Your preconceived notions about humans.
02:38:06.000 And they all go out the window.
02:38:07.000 Because I think of all people as babies now.
02:38:10.000 I used to be an angry person.
02:38:12.000 I used to think of, that guy's a fuckhead.
02:38:13.000 And now I think, that guy is a baby that just grew up all fucked up.
02:38:18.000 And now here he is, a 40 year old douchebag.
02:38:23.000 How do they, I hope you don't mind saying, how do they move to Texas?
02:38:27.000 They love it.
02:38:27.000 They love it here.
02:38:28.000 LA feels like a weird place for...
02:38:30.000 Yeah, it's healthier for them here.
02:38:32.000 Kids are more normal here.
02:38:33.000 Kids in LA, here being famous doesn't seem like a viable option.
02:38:38.000 In LA, it seemed like the most viable option, like the most primary option.
02:38:43.000 Oh, you mean like there's a...
02:38:45.000 There's a community of people that are focused around the Kardashians and the athletes and the musicians and the this and the that and their whole ideas.
02:38:58.000 You know, this obviously sounds hypocritical.
02:39:01.000 It's coming from someone who happens to be famous, but I think that it's an empty pursuit.
02:39:06.000 It's, you know...
02:39:08.000 You can get famous doing a thing that you love, or you can try to be famous.
02:39:14.000 And they're two very different things.
02:39:16.000 And I think there's been many times in my life where I was trying to get famous.
02:39:19.000 Because it seemed like it was impossible.
02:39:21.000 Like when I was young and first getting on television, first doing comedy...
02:39:25.000 Because it just seemed like impossible.
02:39:27.000 Like, how does someone get famous?
02:39:28.000 I could see other people famous.
02:39:29.000 Like, how are they famous?
02:39:30.000 This is crazy.
02:39:31.000 It seemed nuts.
02:39:33.000 But be careful what you wish for.
02:39:34.000 You think fame changed you?
02:39:38.000 Like, are you able to be cognizant of ways in which the fact that this podcast is the biggest podcast in the world and just all of that, how that's changing your mind?
02:39:52.000 I mean, I think about that with power, that you might not be cognizant of the way that power is changing you.
02:40:00.000 That's why I find Putin fascinating.
02:40:02.000 So what...
02:40:04.000 Like, do you look in the mirror and see, like, you're not the man you used to be in some dimension?
02:40:10.000 Like, this is a different human because you're so fucking famous.
02:40:18.000 Believe it or not, I think about that very little.
02:40:21.000 LAUGHTER And I think that's one of the keys to my success.
02:40:24.000 I think so.
02:40:25.000 I see that.
02:40:26.000 Legitimately.
02:40:27.000 I don't think...
02:40:27.000 I think just interacting with you offline in general, I don't think you're...
02:40:32.000 It doesn't look like you acknowledge to yourself that you're famous.
02:40:37.000 You're not living with that truth.
02:40:39.000 You're not lingering.
02:40:41.000 You're still pursuing the things that make you happy.
02:40:45.000 I tend to believe that you can do the same with power.
02:40:49.000 I tend to believe a president could do that same kind of thing.
02:40:52.000 That's what we would hope, right?
02:40:54.000 You would hope that some president gets to a position of power not because they crave it, but because they have solutions to problems and they genuinely think that they can help the world.
02:41:04.000 I'm not saying that...
02:41:05.000 I'm not equating my...
02:41:06.000 I'm not favorably comparing myself to a president or something like that, but I think...
02:41:17.000 I got a slow drip of fame.
02:41:21.000 And that's one of the things that helped me.
02:41:23.000 You know, I started...
02:41:25.000 I got on television for the first time in, like, the early 90s with doing stand-up comedy.
02:41:31.000 And then it led to a sitcom.
02:41:32.000 It led to Fear Factor and the UFC and all these different things.
02:41:36.000 And then, ultimately, it accidentally led to the biggest thing that I ever did, which was this.
02:41:41.000 Oh, is this the biggest thing you ever did?
02:41:43.000 This podcast?
02:41:44.000 Oh, by far.
02:41:45.000 Yeah, by magnitudes.
02:41:49.000 Yeah, massive, giant numbers of magnitudes different than anything I've ever done.
02:41:55.000 For some reason, your Bernie Sanders conversation popped into mind, because that's my favorite part about the inauguration that happened, is Bernie Sanders sitting there in comfy clothes with mittens.
02:42:12.000 Yeah.
02:42:12.000 And he's sitting back.
02:42:14.000 I don't know if you know this picture.
02:42:16.000 There's so many memes of him.
02:42:20.000 The internet is undefeated.
02:42:22.000 There's so many awesome memes of him doing different things.
02:42:27.000 But the original.
02:42:28.000 The original.
02:42:29.000 Just the sitting there and not giving a damn.
02:42:32.000 Well, I think he gives a damn.
02:42:34.000 I think he's recognizing that it's never going to happen.
02:42:36.000 You know, he had this idea that he was going to sort of help the work class.
02:42:42.000 I really do believe that guy was legitimate.
02:42:45.000 I think he stood for what he really truly believed.
02:42:49.000 I think there's a lot of people that felt disappointed that there was, you know, some votes that he wasn't there for that he could have helped and some stands that he could have taken that he didn't and then ultimately that he kind of like gave in to the powers that be and the status quo.
02:43:04.000 But I think meeting him and talking to him and I don't know.
02:43:07.000 Maybe I'm a romantic, but I really do believe that he had in mind only good intentions.
02:43:14.000 And I think he really did want to help working families.
02:43:16.000 And I really do think that he wanted to.
02:43:18.000 It was one of the reasons why I supported him.
02:43:20.000 I think he really did want to alleviate student loan debt.
02:43:23.000 He really wanted to make universities free.
02:43:25.000 He really did want to...
02:43:47.000 I'm too dumb.
02:43:48.000 I really don't know.
02:43:49.000 But he's a genuine human, and that's a rare quality.
02:43:54.000 It felt like you could disagree with his policies, but it feels like we should have a person like that.
02:44:00.000 It's rare for a politician.
02:44:01.000 You know who's also genuine is Tulsi Gabbard.
02:44:04.000 She's genuine as fuck, man.
02:44:06.000 She was here yesterday.
02:44:07.000 She was on the podcast yesterday.
02:44:08.000 It's out today.
02:44:09.000 She's amazing.
02:44:11.000 She's a genuine, legit human being.
02:44:14.000 That's who she is.
02:44:16.000 One thing that's on my to-do list is to investigate, look into why there's so much hate towards her.
02:44:25.000 I was confused.
02:44:26.000 You couldn't control her.
02:44:28.000 We talked about it on the podcast.
02:44:29.000 The moment she decided to run for president, it all started coming after her.
02:44:32.000 They started calling her a Russian asset.
02:44:35.000 Dude, she's a congresswoman for eight years.
02:44:39.000 She served overseas twice.
02:44:42.000 She was involved in these situations where she's working for medical units.
02:44:53.000 They're bringing in soldiers blown apart.
02:44:56.000 That's why she has that white streak in her hair that came from one of her deployments.
02:45:00.000 Stress?
02:45:01.000 Just stress.
02:45:02.000 Just the freaking out over these horrific scenes that she was seeing over and over again.
02:45:07.000 That's why she has this non-interventionalist foreign policy ideas that are so important to her.
02:45:13.000 This stop ending these endless wars.
02:45:17.000 Or stop, rather, having and participating in these endless wars.
02:45:21.000 She's a legitimate patriot, man.
02:45:23.000 Did she talk about running...
02:45:25.000 No, she's doing a podcast.
02:45:27.000 Like her own?
02:45:28.000 Yeah, it's called This is Tulsi Gabbard.
02:45:30.000 Because she felt like she was so misrepresented.
02:45:33.000 We talked about her being attacked on The View and how that collapsed on those people.
02:45:38.000 It's like the merchants of hate out there trying to spew their vitriol on people.
02:45:46.000 There's a whole business in that with people.
02:45:50.000 Podcasting could be the thing that actually saves us.
02:45:54.000 A lot of really interesting people.
02:45:57.000 Andrew Yang is doing a podcast.
02:46:00.000 It's a way to express yourself in a long-form format and being nuanced.
02:46:05.000 It's refreshing.
02:46:10.000 I do think you should give platform to certain folks who are...
02:46:17.000 Crazy people?
02:46:18.000 No, not crazy people.
02:46:19.000 There's just some people who don't have a platform currently.
02:46:23.000 I could.
02:46:24.000 He's no longer president, but...
02:46:27.000 Trump?
02:46:28.000 Donald Trump, yeah.
02:46:29.000 You should give him a chance because he's banned everywhere else.
02:46:31.000 I figured that'd be nice.
02:46:33.000 Boy, that would be a crazy conversation, dude.
02:46:36.000 I don't know if I'm into that.
02:46:41.000 I feel like he can make his own YouTube video.
02:46:44.000 He's got his own platforms.
02:46:46.000 There's a complexity to that human being.
02:46:50.000 Oh, for sure.
02:46:51.000 When you hear his story, again, coming from someone who has children, and the story that his cousin paints of him, or his niece?
02:47:01.000 Yeah, that's right.
02:47:02.000 Is his niece or his cousin?
02:47:04.000 Niece.
02:47:05.000 Yeah, it's a story that resonates with anyone that has had a difficult upbringing and recognizes the need that children have for the love of their parents.
02:47:17.000 There's a thing that happens to children when they're raised incorrectly.
02:47:22.000 They're raised with the wrong input.
02:47:25.000 Yeah, Mary Trump.
02:47:26.000 You know, I wish...
02:47:27.000 I was so mad at this book.
02:47:29.000 I don't even know if she's right.
02:47:30.000 I don't know.
02:47:31.000 So the problem with this book is that she had the opportunity to write a deep psychological study of Donald Trump that's apolitical, and she kept inserting politics into it.
02:47:43.000 She kept inserting her obviously liberal point of view, as opposed to studying a fascinating, complicated human being who's obviously achieved a lot of things in this world.
02:47:54.000 Well, you know what?
02:47:55.000 I bet that's probably what the editors want, and I bet that's probably what a lot of other people wanted, but I agree with you Is that I want to be able to make up my own political ideas and my own political decisions.
02:48:05.000 I want to know what you know about this human.
02:48:09.000 You know, if Donald Trump might sit down and write a book about her, let me tell you something about this bitch.
02:48:17.000 That's a good title for a book.
02:48:19.000 That's a good title of his book.
02:48:20.000 Let me tell you something about this bitch.
02:48:22.000 She was always mean and fucking...
02:48:24.000 She always complained and blamed other people.
02:48:27.000 She was always lazy and she was always mad at her cousins.
02:48:31.000 Like, who knows?
02:48:32.000 I'm just exaggerating and making things up.
02:48:34.000 She's probably a wonderful person.
02:48:36.000 But my point is...
02:48:37.000 We don't know.
02:48:38.000 When a person just writes something and the other person doesn't even get to respond, interject, it's a real problem.
02:48:45.000 You can get a very distorted perception of who that human being is.
02:48:50.000 What's the matter, Jamie?
02:48:52.000 We were talking about Putin a second ago, about being the richest man in the world.
02:48:55.000 I've stumbled across a current story that is very interesting.
02:48:58.000 Do you remember the...
02:49:00.000 I think he's considered maybe Putin's rival, the guy that got poisoned a couple years ago.
02:49:05.000 So he's recently traveled back to Russia.
02:49:08.000 Did you hear about this?
02:49:10.000 Yeah, I did.
02:49:11.000 As of two days ago, he uploaded a video onto YouTube.
02:49:15.000 I'm going to show you just a second.
02:49:16.000 It has 50 million views in two days.
02:49:19.000 This is Putin's billion-dollar palace?
02:49:21.000 Yeah.
02:49:21.000 It's a two-hour video where this guy's breaking down what this is.
02:49:25.000 It's a $1.4 billion palace that has all sorts of crazy...
02:49:29.000 It sounds crazy.
02:49:31.000 There are English subtitles on here.
02:49:33.000 I obviously don't have the time to look through this at the moment.
02:49:36.000 I haven't seen a video get that many views that quick in a long time outside of some viral sun.
02:49:41.000 Oh, my God.
02:49:41.000 It's 49 million views.
02:49:43.000 Yeah.
02:49:45.000 Play some of it.
02:49:46.000 I just want to see the palace.
02:49:49.000 This is...
02:49:49.000 How big is it?
02:49:51.000 It's huge.
02:49:52.000 They're like...
02:49:53.000 One of the guys that was looking into this brings up that they have a...
02:49:55.000 Oh, it's legitimately Navalny's video.
02:49:57.000 Yeah, this is his video.
02:49:58.000 There's other videos that are smaller, but this is the actual two-hour one.
02:50:00.000 How much time do you think he's got left on Earth?
02:50:04.000 He went back the size of the balls this man has to go back...
02:50:09.000 After they poisoned him.
02:50:11.000 They're bringing up this, it's a stripper room, but they're like, there's this room in the basement that has no windows and weirdly a pole.
02:50:18.000 How does he have this information?
02:50:21.000 They have the plans, they have 3D renderings, they have drone footage.
02:50:26.000 There's like an enclosed ice rink, there's a 2,500 square foot greenhouse.
02:50:31.000 So he might be the richest man in the world.
02:50:34.000 Comrade, can we take the video down?
02:50:37.000 According to him, he owns everything in Russia or something.
02:50:40.000 He owns everything in Russia.
02:50:42.000 Does he have a lot of support in Russia?
02:50:46.000 Yeah, still a huge amount of support.
02:50:49.000 Is it the same kind of support like Trump has support?
02:50:51.000 Like support for the strongman?
02:50:54.000 Yes, but he is much better.
02:50:56.000 This is what I mentioned with the charisma of Hitler, not equating anybody in this conversation.
02:51:03.000 But Putin is actually two things.
02:51:06.000 He's very charismatic and witty, intelligent, thoughtful.
02:51:12.000 So he's a very different style than Donald Trump, who's more chaotic, comedian-like, just off-the-cuff kind of way.
02:51:19.000 And the other thing that Putin is, which a lot of dictators have been throughout history, is that he's really good at his job, actually, of being a manager, of being president.
02:51:32.000 He loves his job.
02:51:35.000 He loves his job more than he loves power, which is fascinating to watch.
02:51:42.000 Really?
02:51:42.000 Stalin was similar to that.
02:51:44.000 Is that why he's effective?
02:51:46.000 That's why he's effective.
02:51:48.000 You can have critical perspectives on it, you can have positive perspectives on it, but the truth is he's really good at having the meetings with the different people that are responsible for energy, for agriculture, for the way the country runs, actually listening to them.
02:52:04.000 Obama was really good at this and listening to the different experts and understanding what they're saying, even though he himself is not an expert in it, asking the right questions, thinking through it.
02:52:15.000 Calling you out on your bullshit if you're corrupt.
02:52:17.000 He's actually really good at fighting corruption.
02:52:19.000 A lot of people argue that he's actually, while he's good at fighting corruption, he's creating an extra, like, another level of corruption by the way, the kind of cronies he gets into government.
02:52:33.000 But the fact is, he calls people out on their bullshit.
02:52:37.000 When he gives a lot of money to different kinds of region to perform a certain task, he expects that task to be performed.
02:52:44.000 Like if a certain kind of infrastructure has to be built, he calls you out on your bullshit if you didn't build that set of roads or whatever the infrastructure is.
02:52:54.000 So he's good at his job.
02:52:57.000 The stuff that's underneath it, the potential hypocrisy or the deeply unethical things for which there's very little proof, but almost like common sense, like Epstein didn't kill himself level of logic,
02:53:13.000 it bothers a lot of people, especially in the West.
02:53:17.000 But in Russia, I think he still has...
02:53:21.000 Majority support.
02:53:22.000 I'm pretty sure he has significant support in Russia.
02:53:25.000 Young people who love the West, who love the idea of freedom.
02:53:30.000 They don't like the idea of what Putin is doing, which is essentially an authoritarian government.
02:53:37.000 He's essentially a dictator.
02:53:39.000 And if you love the idea of freedom, even if Putin is good for Russia, it feels like this is the wrong man to bring freedom to Russia.
02:53:49.000 And that's ultimately where the battle is of...
02:53:58.000 I think?
02:54:14.000 But ultimately, we want to be free to pursue the thing that we love doing.
02:54:24.000 Whatever that is.
02:54:25.000 This country, the United States of America, allows people for whatever weird thing they're into, or amazing thing they're into, to be able to pursue that.
02:54:36.000 And build, if it's like engineering, to build that thing.
02:54:40.000 Or if it's art, to create that thing.
02:54:45.000 Stopped by kind of institutional breaks that slow you down.
02:54:51.000 And so like the left defines that as saying, you know, if you're a minority, then there's all these institutions that slow you down in terms of your ability to be free in expressing yourself to your fullest potential.
02:55:05.000 And then people on the right are saying, well, there's all these, like, how do you put it nicely?
02:55:13.000 But, you know, government overreach in controlling, stifling businesses, stifling conversations, stifling thought, stifling the truth, you know, by sort of saying that this is what, by using terms like white supremacy,
02:55:30.000 by using all these kinds of terminology, being with Stifling freedom of speech.
02:55:35.000 People on the right are saying that about the left.
02:55:38.000 But ultimately the struggle is for freedom of speech.
02:55:41.000 And really effectively in Putin's Russia, all of those freedoms are kind of absent, if we're honest.
02:55:52.000 Really effectively.
02:55:53.000 That's an interesting way to put it.
02:55:55.000 Because you can make an argument that the main flaw of our democracy is that every four years we change leadership.
02:56:04.000 And there's a battle as soon as the person takes office to establish who's going to be the next person in line four years from now.
02:56:14.000 So oftentimes, this is one of the things that...
02:56:18.000 To quote Chris Rock again, he was talking about Obama.
02:56:21.000 A lot of people were disappointed with Obama's first term.
02:56:24.000 And he was saying, you've got to wait until the second term.
02:56:27.000 That's when he can do some really gangster shit.
02:56:29.000 Because he knows he can't go anywhere.
02:56:31.000 But isn't that a strange thing?
02:56:33.000 That if you had any other job...
02:56:35.000 Imagine if I only had four years to do this podcast.
02:56:40.000 Go back and listen to the first four years.
02:56:41.000 They were fucking terrible.
02:56:42.000 I didn't know what I was doing.
02:56:44.000 I wasn't good at it yet.
02:56:45.000 I needed to figure out how to communicate with people.
02:56:48.000 And I think I'm better today than I was yesterday.
02:56:51.000 And I think I'll be better tomorrow than I am today.
02:56:54.000 And I think you get better if you care, if you work at it.
02:56:59.000 Is that the same thing with someone who runs a government?
02:57:02.000 I would imagine there's some similarities and parallels.
02:57:05.000 Now, the problem with that is, of course, The best case scenario is you have a benevolent dictator.
02:57:14.000 You have a dictator that cares but realizes, like, you fucking idiots, I need to take care of you, but I really do love taking care of you, and I'm going to do it within your best interests, and I'm going to try to do my very best to run this country the right way.
02:57:30.000 I don't think anybody thinks that of any of our presidents.
02:57:33.000 I think everybody thinks that our presidents are beholden to special interest groups and lobbyists and all the people that got them into positions of power in the first place.
02:57:40.000 Modern day presidents, I think.
02:57:42.000 And also, when they get out, we know what they're doing.
02:57:44.000 They're gonna go right to bankers and start doing speeches for $500,000 and all that shit.
02:57:48.000 We know it's a scam.
02:57:49.000 But we hope they do the best they can with the system that's in place, as corrupt as it is, as fucking entangled With money as it is.
02:58:01.000 But If there was someone, like a Putin character, like an American Putin, like some...
02:58:07.000 Who would it be?
02:58:08.000 Some fucking Clint Eastwood type dude who just like...
02:58:12.000 You know what I mean?
02:58:13.000 Jocko Willink type of character.
02:58:15.000 Yeah, Jocko Willink.
02:58:16.000 I'm all for it.
02:58:17.000 Jocko for president.
02:58:18.000 Well, it's a good question.
02:58:19.000 To me, there's an exact parallel between your trajectory in podcasts, which have been 11 years, and Putin, who have been...
02:58:30.000 But I haven't poisoned anybody.
02:58:32.000 Allegedly.
02:58:33.000 He hasn't poisoned anybody.
02:58:34.000 Allegedly.
02:58:34.000 Allegedly.
02:58:38.000 What's in this drink?
02:58:41.000 I think the question is whether, in your case, fame.
02:58:44.000 But there's power there, too.
02:58:47.000 Changes you.
02:58:48.000 And in the case of Putin, there's power to change you.
02:58:50.000 I use my power as much as possible to help other people.
02:58:54.000 But why?
02:58:55.000 Because I like it.
02:58:55.000 I like helping people.
02:58:57.000 I like letting people know about you.
02:58:59.000 I like letting people know about Tim Dillon.
02:59:01.000 I like letting people know about funny comedians and good people and really interesting authors and guys like Carl Hart.
02:59:07.000 I like people to know about interesting people.
02:59:11.000 I don't feel comfortable with the position that I'm in.
02:59:15.000 I don't deserve it.
02:59:17.000 And if people say I don't deserve it, you're right.
02:59:19.000 Guess what?
02:59:20.000 Nobody deserves it.
02:59:21.000 I know I don't deserve it.
02:59:22.000 It's unbalanced.
02:59:24.000 It's disproportionate.
02:59:25.000 I'm aware of it.
02:59:25.000 I'm 100% aware of it.
02:59:26.000 So I do my best to spread the love.
02:59:28.000 That's what I try to do.
02:59:30.000 Part of being a comedian, you get made fun of by your friends, and there's people that put you in check.
02:59:36.000 That's the concern with power in the political spectrum.
02:59:41.000 How many people can really talk to Putin and say...
02:59:46.000 Nobody.
02:59:47.000 Bro.
02:59:49.000 Nobody.
02:59:50.000 You were kind of a dick last night.
02:59:54.000 Well, does Putin have anyone that's smarter than him that he's friends with, too?
02:59:58.000 That he recognizes, you know?
03:00:00.000 Like, I have a gang of people that are way smarter than me that I can talk to.
03:00:03.000 You know, I can call them up.
03:00:04.000 I go, hey, man.
03:00:05.000 But the important thing is something in your genetics keeps saying that they're smarter than you.
03:00:10.000 You can also convince yourself that you're smarter than them.
03:00:15.000 No.
03:00:16.000 No, I mean, but it's possible.
03:00:17.000 Human beings do that.
03:00:18.000 It's like...
03:00:19.000 I think it's my martial arts background, too.
03:00:21.000 I think...
03:00:22.000 I think there's a few things that contribute to the development of a human being.
03:00:27.000 One of them is just being humbled by whatever the mechanisms, and it seems like martial art, jiu-jitsu.
03:00:33.000 Yeah.
03:00:34.000 Uniquely humbling.
03:00:35.000 Yeah.
03:00:35.000 And daily.
03:00:38.000 This is why, sorry, I'm a little biased in being open-minded towards Putin because of his Judo background.
03:00:47.000 Judo background.
03:00:47.000 He's legit.
03:00:49.000 He's legit.
03:00:50.000 I mean, when you watch...
03:00:51.000 Look, I know those guys are going with him.
03:00:53.000 They're not trying to kill him.
03:00:54.000 But I've watched Putin train.
03:00:56.000 And I've watched his technique.
03:00:58.000 You know, I'm not a judoka.
03:00:59.000 I have no belt in judo.
03:01:01.000 Although, I think Wikipedia says I have a belt in judo.
03:01:03.000 I have zero belts in judo.
03:01:05.000 I know, like, two hip throws.
03:01:08.000 But he's...
03:01:10.000 Unquestionably legit.
03:01:11.000 He's a real black belt.
03:01:13.000 You know, there's no doubt about it.
03:01:15.000 I watch him move.
03:01:16.000 He knows what he's doing.
03:01:17.000 And actually really good at it.
03:01:19.000 Like, there's people that do Judo can understand.
03:01:23.000 There's a way when you watch a martial artist move, you understand this person understands the art.
03:01:30.000 Yeah.
03:01:30.000 And he is one of those.
03:01:32.000 They have refined technique.
03:01:33.000 Yeah.
03:01:34.000 Yeah, they've learned from real masters.
03:01:37.000 And were humble for long periods.
03:01:39.000 This isn't some little tool you learn while you're part of the KGB. He really loved Judo.
03:01:45.000 And for some reason, I might be a sucker and biased in that sense, it makes me feel like this person is human.
03:01:53.000 You got a little bit of a Putin crush.
03:01:56.000 You got a Putin crush on you.
03:01:57.000 Putin crush?
03:01:57.000 No.
03:02:00.000 I'm fascinated by the man.
03:02:02.000 Yeah.
03:02:03.000 But I'm also fascinated by Donald Trump.
03:02:05.000 I'm fascinated by Barack Obama, by the complexity of what makes a human being.
03:02:10.000 And by the way, I'm a sucker for good speeches.
03:02:13.000 People who are saying that Joe Biden's speech in the inauguration, I don't know if you heard it.
03:02:17.000 I didn't hear it.
03:02:18.000 It's a good speech.
03:02:20.000 I think Barack Obama the whole time was sitting in the Bernie Sanders stance saying like hold my beer.
03:02:28.000 That was a terrible speech.
03:02:31.000 There's such an opportunity to crush it right now.
03:02:34.000 Really?
03:02:34.000 With a beautiful speech.
03:02:35.000 And it was like very generic positive unity kind of But if you want to do a unity speech, you better bring your best Martin Luther King Jr. You better bring your best Obama.
03:02:48.000 That sucked.
03:02:49.000 But I'm fascinated by these complicated people that come to power.
03:02:52.000 Obama is one of them.
03:02:54.000 I think he's way more fascinating than people give him credit for.
03:02:57.000 I agree.
03:02:58.000 There's no way he's not.
03:03:00.000 You know, raised by a single mother, you know, in Hawaii.
03:03:03.000 He's an interesting character.
03:03:06.000 And, you know, rose to the highest ranks of government in a very unusual way.
03:03:13.000 You know, he's...
03:03:16.000 He's our best statesman that we've ever had, in my opinion.
03:03:19.000 I mean, people love Kennedy because he died.
03:03:22.000 If Kennedy lived, who knows what we think of him.
03:03:25.000 Probably hate him after the first term.
03:03:27.000 He was very hated when he died.
03:03:31.000 Yeah, he's a special human.
03:03:32.000 But also, to be special, to be fascinating, you don't have to be our best.
03:03:37.000 You can be our worst.
03:03:39.000 Yeah, but he was our best statesman.
03:03:40.000 Yeah.
03:03:40.000 Our best communicator.
03:03:42.000 I mean, he was the smoothest and the cleanest.
03:03:45.000 But at the time, Kennedy bucked the system harder than anybody.
03:03:51.000 I mean, I'm sure you've heard this speech that Kennedy gave about secret societies.
03:03:56.000 You know?
03:03:58.000 Yeah.
03:03:58.000 It's a brilliant speech.
03:03:59.000 It's absolutely brilliant.
03:04:01.000 And that was before they fucking shot him in the head.
03:04:03.000 They're like, that's enough of this!
03:04:06.000 Because he was combating the very thing that ultimately murdered him.
03:04:11.000 And his whole speech, I mean, his are really strong speeches, which is like...
03:04:15.000 We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they're easy, because they're hard!
03:04:23.000 And also, ask not what you can do for your country.
03:04:27.000 What your country can do for you.
03:04:29.000 Ask what you can do for your country.
03:04:30.000 And here's a more general one about ask not what America can do for you.
03:04:34.000 Ask what you can do for the world and something like that.
03:04:37.000 He was amazing in a lot of ways and wasn't around that long.
03:04:41.000 Died in his 40s.
03:04:43.000 The good ones die young.
03:04:44.000 Can I read a poem?
03:04:46.000 Fuck yeah, we'll end it with this.
03:04:47.000 We have a tradition.
03:04:49.000 Yeah.
03:04:51.000 Maybe one day, when I bring a robot, you'll actually wear a suit.
03:04:55.000 You still have that same goofy watch?
03:04:57.000 That thing is gigantic.
03:04:59.000 It's the same Amazon.
03:05:00.000 Do you like it?
03:05:01.000 I like it.
03:05:02.000 Are you attached to it?
03:05:03.000 Oh, like John Wick style, like, if you kill my dog, I will destroy all of you?
03:05:09.000 No.
03:05:09.000 I feel like it's ridiculous for you.
03:05:12.000 Yeah.
03:05:13.000 It's unnecessary.
03:05:14.000 Do you use it for anything other than the time?
03:05:17.000 Yeah, that's what a watch is for, bro.
03:05:19.000 Other than the time.
03:05:20.000 Yeah.
03:05:21.000 Other than the time.
03:05:22.000 No.
03:05:23.000 Oh, I do not use it for anything but to check the time.
03:05:26.000 Why do you need a watch so large?
03:05:29.000 This is the problem with Americans.
03:05:34.000 They want their heart rate.
03:05:35.000 They want their sleep schedule.
03:05:37.000 No, that's not what I'm saying.
03:05:38.000 I don't want...
03:05:39.000 What do you want from a watch?
03:05:44.000 Do you want it to talk dirty to you?
03:05:45.000 Take this.
03:05:46.000 That's yours now.
03:05:48.000 That's an Omega.
03:05:49.000 And that has a moon phase.
03:05:51.000 See that moon in the bottom of it?
03:05:52.000 That's yours.
03:05:53.000 That's yours.
03:05:53.000 You see the moon on the bottom of it?
03:05:55.000 Do you see that?
03:05:55.000 This is a happy man right now.
03:05:57.000 That's my watch.
03:05:58.000 That's my favorite watch, by the way.
03:05:59.000 Do you see the moon in the bottom of it?
03:06:01.000 Yep.
03:06:02.000 That is the actual moon phase.
03:06:04.000 It's a real high-resolution photograph of the moon, and as the moon rises, it will rise.
03:06:11.000 It's set in the position where the moon is currently.
03:06:13.000 Oh, that's awesome.
03:06:14.000 Fuck yeah, it's awesome.
03:06:15.000 Take that piece of shit, stupid fucking Frisbee you got on your wrist.
03:06:18.000 You can't get this back because you just did it on record.
03:06:22.000 No, it's yours.
03:06:22.000 It's yours, man.
03:06:23.000 Joe, thank you so much.
03:06:24.000 This is a steampunk watch.
03:06:25.000 That fucking stupid thing.
03:06:27.000 Writes it and erases it every minute.
03:06:29.000 That's so dumb.
03:06:31.000 But that watch, that watch is my favorite watch and I want you to have it.
03:06:35.000 Joe, thank you.
03:06:36.000 My pleasure.
03:06:40.000 See that?
03:06:41.000 You got a big ass wrist.
03:06:41.000 Yeah.
03:06:43.000 I do.
03:06:44.000 Well, we can get it sized for you.
03:06:45.000 No, no, this is perfect.
03:06:47.000 Fuck, man.
03:06:48.000 Do you see the little moon?
03:06:49.000 Thank you so much.
03:06:50.000 Do you see it at the bottom?
03:06:51.000 Wait until it comes full moon.
03:06:52.000 You get a real sense of what it looks like.
03:06:54.000 It's beautiful.
03:06:55.000 It's a beautiful, high-resolution image.
03:06:58.000 And one of the reasons why I like omegas, first of all, the astronauts that went to the moon, allegedly, they wore omegas.
03:07:06.000 But also, it doesn't have the same sort of cachet value as Rolexes.
03:07:11.000 A lot of people that have a peripheral understanding of watches, but they're fucking phenomenal watches.
03:07:17.000 They make amazing watches.
03:07:18.000 I have a bunch of Omegas.
03:07:20.000 I love them.
03:07:21.000 But that is my favorite watch, and you have my favorite watch now.
03:07:24.000 Joe, thank you.
03:07:26.000 Actually, this is the one thing I think a watch could add, is perspective on the cosmic scale.
03:07:32.000 That's why I like that watch, and that's why I think you should have it.
03:07:35.000 Because I would look at that watch, and I would say, this is where we are right now with the moon cycle.
03:07:39.000 And when it comes full moon, like right now, it's just kind of like a little, it's probably a quarter moon or something.
03:07:44.000 When it comes full noon, you'll get a real sense of what it actually looks like, because it's beautiful.
03:07:50.000 It's a beautiful, high-resolution image of the moon with little stars behind it.
03:07:55.000 See how much shit Connor got for his watch this week?
03:07:57.000 Yeah, but that's a ridiculous watch.
03:07:58.000 That's a ridiculous watch.
03:07:59.000 I don't like those watches.
03:08:00.000 I mean, look, you could like whatever you would like.
03:08:03.000 Yeah, that's a million dollars, his watch.
03:08:05.000 That's preposterous.
03:08:06.000 It's all filled with diamonds and shit.
03:08:07.000 I don't own a single diamond.
03:08:09.000 I've never had a diamond in my life, and I want a fucking diamond.
03:08:11.000 I like engineering.
03:08:13.000 That's what I like.
03:08:14.000 I'm a fan of engineering.
03:08:16.000 And what I like about that watch is the engineering behind it.
03:08:19.000 It's a mechanical watch, meaning the time is kept within a second or two, I don't know what it is, like a day?
03:08:27.000 I forget what it is, but also with a complication.
03:08:31.000 There's this crazy complication that shows the moon rising across.
03:08:35.000 And when it goes dark, I know when I can go outside and see the stars because I look at my watch.
03:08:40.000 And when my watch shows me no moon, that's when I go outside on my deck.
03:08:45.000 Because when I go outside on my deck, I know I'm just going to see nothing but stars and no moon at all.
03:08:49.000 No light pollution, just beautiful stars in the sky.
03:08:53.000 I'm going to take care of this one.
03:08:55.000 Take care of it, my brother.
03:08:56.000 Take care of it.
03:08:57.000 Read your poem.
03:08:58.000 This one, maybe it doesn't make sense for a white guy from Russia to read, but the reason I love this...
03:09:04.000 You're a different kind of white guy.
03:09:06.000 White people from Russia are a different kind of white people.
03:09:08.000 I've been saying it.
03:09:09.000 I've been saying that about fighters for a long time.
03:09:13.000 Russian fighters, that's a different kind of white people.
03:09:15.000 But when I came to this country, what I fell in love with is the freedom.
03:09:19.000 That a silly fucking guy like me can do anything I want with my life.
03:09:25.000 And so this one is from Maya Angelou called Caged Bird.
03:09:29.000 She has really good...
03:09:31.000 One of the literary geniuses that America's ever produced.
03:09:34.000 But she mostly talks about the freedom in the context of racism.
03:09:38.000 But...
03:09:40.000 This is bigger than that.
03:09:42.000 This is about freedom in general.
03:09:44.000 Freedom of the human spirit.
03:09:46.000 It's called Caged Bird by Maya Angelou.
03:09:50.000 The free bird leaps on the back of the wind and floats downstream to the current ends and dips his wings in the orange sun rays and dares to claim the sky.
03:10:02.000 But a bird that stalks down his narrow cage can seldom see through his bars of rage his wings are clipped and his feet are tied so he opens his throat to sing.
03:10:15.000 The caged bird sings with a fearful trill of the things unknown but longed for still, and his tune is heard on the distant hill, for the caged bird sings of freedom.
03:10:30.000 The free-birth things of another breeze, and trade wings soft through the sighing trees, and the fat worms waiting on the dawn-bright lawn, and he names the sky his own.
03:10:45.000 But a caged bird stands on the graves of dreams.
03:10:49.000 His shadow shouts on a nightmare scream.
03:10:52.000 His wings are clipped and his feet are tied.
03:10:55.000 So he opens his throat to sing.
03:10:58.000 The caged bird sings with a fearful trill of things unknown but longed for still.
03:11:05.000 And his tune is heard on a distant hill for the caged bird sings of freedom.
03:11:13.000 That's beautiful.
03:11:15.000 She's an incredible person.
03:11:17.000 And this is an incredible country.
03:11:19.000 I love America.
03:11:24.000 Lex Freeman, ladies and gentlemen.
03:11:25.000 Thank you, brother.
03:11:26.000 God bless you all.
03:11:27.000 Bye-bye.
03:11:28.000 My pleasure.
03:11:29.000 Thank you for being here.
03:11:30.000 Goodbye, everybody.