Joe Rogan Experience #1611 - Freddie Gibbs & Brian Moses
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4 hours and 13 minutes
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197.53352
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313
Summary
In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the boys talk about cocaine, crack, and why they got rid of it. They also talk about why they made it illegal and why it s still illegal today. Also, they talk about ketamine and how it s the same thing as ketamine, but it s a lot more potent. Joe also talks about why he thinks crack should be legalized and why he doesn t think it s good for you to be high on coke. The boys also discuss why they think pot should be illegal and how that s better for you than cocaine and crack. They also discuss the difference between crack and coke and how much better it s better than other drugs like ketamine is for you. Joe and the boys also talk a little bit about the new drug PCP and how they think that s much more potent than coke, and what it s like to be addicted to it and how dangerous it is to use it. Enjoy the episode and tweet us what you think if you like it and we ll talk about it in the next one! Timestamps: 1:00 - Why did they get rid of cocaine? 2:30 - Why crack? 3:20 - Why they made cocaine illegal? 4:00 5:30 6:15 - How much money did they make? 7:10 - Crack is better than marijuana? 8:40 - Why is it better than hemp? 9:15 10:20 11:40 12: Why did crack is better? 15:00 | How much better than pot? 16: What's better than coco? 17:30 | What does it taste like? 18:40 | What are you going to do with it? 19:20 | What s your favorite drug? 21:00 // 22:30 // What is your favorite kind of coke? 22:40 // Is it more potent? 26:00 & 27:00 + 27: What do you think you would you like to see me smoke? 27: Is coke better than that? 29:00: Is it a good thing? 32:00? 35:00 / 32:30 & 33: Is cocaine better than cannabis? 31:00 Is it really better than THC? 36:30 + 33:00 ?
Transcript
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Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
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Yeah, so the reason the.45 caliber bullet exists and the reason they made cocaine illegal is because when blacks were working the docks in the late 1800s, early 1900s, They had these things.
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There was a black dude on cocaine because they would give the dock workers cocaine to keep him up all night.
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And then there was a coked up black dude, right?
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And a woman was saying, he's chasing me, right?
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I don't know what the fuck was going on, but the cop was shooting at him and there was no stopping power enough except for the bullet.
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So they'd make a bigger bullet The.45 caliber bullet, because what they're using, like, a little over a.22.
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Damn, and you know, this is some real shit, because this is a crackhead back in the day.
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I shot that nigga nine times with a Tech-9, and he kept running down the alley.
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Coking crack, according to Karl Hart, they're the same thing.
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Let's find out if the same sentencing for crack...
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You know, that's the same shit they did with marijuana.
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When William Randolph Hearst was trying to make marijuana illegal, they put out these stories saying that black and Mexicans were raping white women, and they blamed it on this drug, they blamed it on marijuana, when marijuana wasn't even called marijuana back then.
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So when Congress was making marijuana illegal, they didn't even know they were making hemp illegal.
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They were trying to make the paper illegal, and they were trying to make the textiles illegal.
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Because William Randolph Hearst, not only did he run Hearst newspapers, but he also had paper mills.
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And then on the popular science magazine on the cover, it said, hemp, the new billion-dollar crop.
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Because they came up with a new way of processing it, a new machine called a decorticator.
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And so when they invented this decorticator, it was exactly the same kind of thing.
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And then when they invented this thing, people were all going to start growing hemp, and hemp is superior paper, it's better for clothing.
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And William Randolph Hearst was like, not so fast!
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So he made it all illegal so that he could just keep his paper mills and keep making them with wood and keep using all the things that he's already used before and controlling the industry.
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That's amazing that they could literally just say that about black people.
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PCP. You know PCP is the same thing as ketamine?
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Special K. When I went to Australia, that's all the bitches was snorting.
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What about the UK? Because every time I go out there, they always have coke.
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All the big Colombian drug dealers, they ain't fucking with America no more.
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When I was locked up in Europe, you know what I'm saying?
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It was guys in the cell that was there on drug offenses.
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And I'd be like, damn, how much you get called for?
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They're like, man, I got called with like four keys.
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I'm like, well, how much time you about to get?
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Keller Winslow Jr. is getting 14 years for rape.
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Kellen Winslow Jr. Kellen Winslow's son, right?
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I'm saying, bro, it should be 30. It shouldn't be like, you know, because if you, yeah, if I go at four kilos, I'm probably going to jail for 30 years.
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But if I rape a woman, three women, I'm going for 14 years.
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Yeah, the thing about kilos is- And they'll get rid of cocaine.
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The other thing about kilos is, like, it's only valuable if somebody wants to buy it.
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You're just getting something to them that they want.
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And how many, I mean, if you were just doing coke, that's the thing.
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The thing about coke is like, if you're just doing coke, like real coke, not all this cut up shit.
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This is the other thing that Dr. Carl Hart, he's actually a professor at Columbia.
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Because he's, first of all, he wasn't doing any drugs at all until in his 30s when he was a research scientist.
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And he realized while he was studying these chemicals that all the propaganda we're spreading about him is all bullshit.
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I mean, everything's better in moderation, man.
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Yeah, no, just twist it off, twist it off there.
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Yeah, so Neff Vodka, they tout themselves as the best tasting vodka, and I was like, whatever, man, I'm not a vodka guy, you know.
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A kid drink that charcoal filter pop off and stuff.
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Well, one thing that I did read on YouTube, or read on YouTube, listen how stupid I am.
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One thing I did watch on YouTube is that you could take shit vodka and run it through one of them Brita water filters multiple times, and apparently it'll taste great.
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Yeah, they said the main goddamn ingredient in this shit is water.
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I was locked up over there in the jail and I was drinking water out the goddamn tap because they told me the water come from the Alps or the Swiss Alps.
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The food was bullshit but the water was amazing.
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There's a lot of pork sausages and stupid shit.
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Freddie, you were my soundtrack this morning in the gym.
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Yeah, we were hanging out with Willie D of the Ghetto Boys and I was telling you, I was like, man, you gotta listen to this album.
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Willie D? Yeah, Willie D. You had Willie D bumping my shit?
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Like, I wanted to slap a bitch like Willie D. As a kid, you know what I'm saying?
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When he said, I make big money, I drive big cars, everybody know me.
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I met him at the Houston Improv when we were hanging out.
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That was one of those legitimate starstruck moments.
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Dude, when I was a kid, I used to deliver newspapers, listen to the Ghetto Boys.
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So here I am hanging out with him in the green room, and I'm like, it's really him.
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He sent me a video of him fucking some dude up, and he's like legit, like a pro.
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You listen to fucking We Can't Be Stop, Ghetto Boys?
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I'm nominated for a Grammy night, man, but they had a song on there basically trashing the Grammys, and that's one of my favorite songs, man.
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Well, he did all the writing for the Ghetto Boys.
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Rest in peace to Bushwick Bill, as a matter of fact.
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I met Bushwick Bill Grammy week 2008 in LA. And he came up to me.
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He said, I said, and you want to smoke with me?
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I'm texting niggas like, man, I'm about to smoke with Bushwick, nigga.
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This motherfucker run off in the motherfucking crowd.
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If somebody gonna steal my blunt, I'd rather be Bushwick Bill.
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And so I was trying to figure out when to put him in.
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And so I said, let me circle back in a couple of weeks.
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And then apparently he had already been sick when they reached out.
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And then by then he had deteriorated pretty rapidly.
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That's why I was just saying we used to talk about that diet and all of that stuff.
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We were talking about it because we're out in California and you made the great escape.
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It's gotten no better than No, I saw it in May.
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I'm like, this is just going to keep getting worse.
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When you let people just decide what can open and what can't.
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Okay, Target can open, but the restaurant can't.
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Even aside from that, man, I bought a house off Valley Circle.
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Within the first 30 days of me having my shit, the whole goddamn mountain was on fire.
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I've been evacuated three times when I was living in California.
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But look, we paid all this money to be burnt the fuck up.
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Everything on my balcony just blew the fuck off.
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I was talking to a fireman once when I was filming Fear Factor, and this guy told me, he goes, it is a matter of time for the right conditions to happen, and a fire burns right through L.A. all the way to the ocean.
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All these people that thought, well, they're going to save the rich houses.
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They can't do shit to the houses that were on the bluffs.
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I mean, who the fuck thought those were going to get burnt up?
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You're paying too much money for that shit to happen, bro.
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Oh, your insurance tried to cancel you after that shit.
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After the fire shit happened, my insurance was like, oh, I think you might want to get fired in some other insurance.
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The problem with the insurance is when they lose 150,000 houses, what are they going to do?
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And then they're going to try to nickel and dime you.
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They're going to try to screw you at every turn.
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But listen, we almost froze to death out here last week.
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Look, man, I grew up with goddamn Chicago winners, man.
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These motherfuckers down here crying about some goddamn ice.
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I see, because motherfuckers was going in the goddamn garage getting carbon monoxide poison trying to warm up doing stupid shit.
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Man, that is the first rule to having a garage, man.
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Anybody that has a garage, you just know not to do that.
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Some people died in other storms because of grills.
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A person brought a grill in the house and got the same carbon monoxide put in.
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Heating the house up with a fucking barbecue grill.
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I was like, you know, because it was cold and my mom was cooking or something.
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I'm from 17th Avenue in Virginia Street in Gary, Indiana.
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If it's a gas oven, I mean, if it has an exhaust fan, as long as it has an exhaust.
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Oh, we're not saying it's safe, but it was the way that you had to do things in the ghetto.
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That's from the book of niggalations, you know what I'm saying, right there.
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When it is below 20, you gotta keep the oven up, man.
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I had a 1995 Land Cruiser built out with a supercharged Corvette engine and lifted, big tires.
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I had it built because I was thinking some shit was going to go down in California.
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I wanted to be able to drive where there's no roads.
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Every third world country I go to is a land cruise.
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In Dominican, that's like the goddamn Rolls-Royce Cullinan.
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Yeah, when it was snowing out here, man, that thing put a smile on my face because it was just plowing right through.
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Yeah, it was like, Daddy, this is what we were built for.
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You know, solid axles, four-wheel drive, locking differentials, fat knobby-ass tires, just boom.
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Everything that you do in LA, you could do out here.
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I'm leaving L.A. Fuck my life in L.A. That's what I'm saying.
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Badass, dumbass kids in L.A. Man, my kids go to them goddamn private school, man.
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Well, the problem is they're all into material possessions and fucking wear Prada t-shirts and they're 10 years old.
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I'll be like, yo, let me see a 10-year-old with a Prada shirt on.
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You little punk-ass nigga that was talking shit to Cam Newton yesterday.
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They do this shit every year to him at his camp.
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At this point, he told him, he said, you a free agent.
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I'm like, why are you arguing with this little motherfucker?
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And then Cam was like, where your daddy at, though?
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Yeah, but you gotta let him come at you and laugh.
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Yeah, he was 15. If they're 15, they can get it.
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To me, he was old enough to get his ass whooped.
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Do you beat up a 15-year-old or do you just strangle him?
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I think you open-hand slapped that little bass.
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You know, Mike Tyson, when he was 13, weighed 190 pounds.
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Teddy Atlas, who was his trainer at the time, was on my podcast, and he said they used to bring Mike Tyson to what they call smokers.
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What smokers are is these unregulated amateur boxing matches.
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And so they'd bring him to smokers, and everyone would lie about how many fights your guy had, how old your guy was.
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He goes, he's 13. And he's like, this fucking guy's not 13. Mike Tyson's over there 13, built like a tank.
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And he goes, he's fucking 13. He goes, okay, he's 16. And so they put him in with 16-year-olds and he'd knock him senseless.
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He was 190 at 13. And they called them fight smokers because everybody was in there smoking cigarettes.
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Up until recently, they still had those in L.A. That's how a lot of Muay Thai fighters would get their experience.
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He came from the right environment and the right time in history and just had the right demeanor.
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This table, when I first moved here, this is the exact width of the table that I have in L.A., and I was gonna make it more narrow.
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Then I did a podcast with Tyson as he was preparing to fight Roy Jones Jr., and he was so intense.
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I had him 10 months ago, and then he came in 10 months later, and he was like, I'm never fighting again.
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If I fight again, then my ego will get excited, and then I can't do it.
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And then 10 months later, he's training, he's fit, he's got softballs on the muscles on your forearm.
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Everything just looks jacked and ready to rock.
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And I'm like, I gotta keep the distance in the table.
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I was just nervous being in his presence because you could tell he was ready to go.
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Yeah, he was ready to eat your heart and your children.
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Luckily, when I met Mike, he was with Snoop and he was high.
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And couldn't wait to whoop the nigga ass so he can get out the ring and go get treatment.
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He knocked out Michael Spinks in the first round with gonorrhea.
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It's like a fighter can only exist in a certain RPM level.
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It's like they hit that, they redline, and they can only do that for a few years.
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But I maintain that him, in those years, like when he knocked out Larry Holmes, when he knocked out Michael Spinks, that was one of the greatest that's ever lived.
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People always want to tell me about, you know, Joe Louis, Jack Johnson, and Ali, obviously.
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But in that, from 80, whenever the fuck it was, until 87, 88, I'm like, there's nobody like that guy.
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Bro, when Buster Douglas beat Mike Tyson, I cried.
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I did a gig, and I heard about it after the gig, and I didn't believe it, and I watched the video.
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Somebody had a VHS tape, and I watched the video expecting him to get up, and I was like, there's no way.
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If Robin Givens doesn't come into that man's life, I mean, maybe something else happens, but...
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If Customato stayed alive, he would have been untouchable.
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I'm sorry to all the Ali fans, all the old heads out there, I'm sorry, but...
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If Ali was around when Tyson was around, Ali would have been a better Ali.
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And if Mike Tyson was there, Ali was a great champion.
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If Mike Tyson was around when Ali was around, I believe that Ali would have been even better than he was.
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It's like you can't really talk about fighters when they're not around the best that you know.
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I think that's the problem with the heavyweight division now.
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Well, it's like they're better because of each other, though.
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Like, Tyson Fury became better after Deontay knocked him down and fucked him up in the 12th round.
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Knocked him down twice and then really had him in danger in the 12th round.
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Then got up and then figured out in the 12th round that Deontay can't fight as well backing up.
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And then hired Sugar Hill from the Kronk Gym to train him for the rematch and then came out straight at Deontay and put Deontay on his heels.
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And now he'll be a better fighter now because of that.
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I think one of them gonna fight Joshua out there.
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I don't know where he goes from here, actually, to be honest.
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Andy Ruiz is out there doing sit-ups right now.
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Look, Andy Ruiz has some of the fastest fucking hands I've ever seen.
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You know who my favorite boxer is right now, though?
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One of the best, because he switch hits like Marvin Hagler.
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He's like one of the only guys in all of boxing that can fight just as good Southpaw as Orthodox.
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It's probably top two in the history of boxing.
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We're talking about a guy who's 50-0, 49 in Conor McGregor.
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Guys had zero professional boxing fights, and that's your 50. But you're talking about literally, if boxing is the art of hitting and not being hit, he's the best of all time.
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Yeah, literally been hit hard maybe four times his whole career.
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And figured out a way to get people to pay, even though he's winning by decisions.
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Just talk a lot of shit, show a lot of money, and everybody wants you to lose, but you still beat everybody.
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He did when he was younger, but he broke his hands a lot.
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When he was Pretty Boy Floyd, he knocked a lot of fucking people out.
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First of all, he knocked Ricky Hatton out when everybody thought Ricky Hatton was going to get him.
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Floyd's one of the greatest of all time, if not the greatest of all time.
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Yeah, because boxing is legitimately about hitting and not being hit, and no one's done it better.
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Like you said, his defense is number one of all time.
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And his understanding of boxing is impregnable.
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I thought that that was going to be the one that was going to be the one that was going to really...
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Yeah, Shane had an ascension for a second, and then it just kind of just...
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Like I said, they can only operate at that RPM for so long.
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Training camps, it's like, if you're working out, you could work out all year long.
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And your body can only do so much of it, and then it needs a break.
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They want to be harder, they want to be disciplined, and they wind up brutalizing their body, and they come into fights compromised.
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Listen, I'm like, yeah, you've been saying this about Dustin for a second.
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Just him being from fucking Louisiana, his attitude is just so fiery, dog.
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Look, that low calf kick, that's like a new element in MMA and a lot of guys are using it.
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Look at your forearm and then imagine someone hitting your forearm with a bat.
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If you get hit in the shoulder with a bat, it's not as bad.
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But if you get hit in the forearm, like right here, like right above the wrist, that's what it's like getting kicked in the calf.
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Now imagine a big man like Dustin Poirier slamming that shin.
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If I was Khabib, I wouldn't do shit either, though.
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So, I mean, like, I looked at him and I was like, yeah, this is probably one of the most toughest individuals in the world.
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Go to his Instagram, because he reposted a photo of Jack Dempsey, where Jack Dempsey was talking about what it was like growing up, and working, and all the shit that he had to endure, and bad food, and...
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This is why I say Bill Russell is the greatest of all time.
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And by the way, that's the man that Mike Tyson idolized the most.
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In fact, Mike Tyson even cut his hair like Jack Dempsey.
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Some of y'all tender because you never worked hard.
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Join a boxing gym, take up mixed martial arts before it's too late.
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Ask yourself, can I run three to five miles right now if I had to so that I could survive?
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Can you fight three to five minutes hard without dying from exhaustion?
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So it says there with Jack Dempsey, if you can scroll down once you read it, he said, we ate poorly, we had very few clothes, we worked too hard, I fed pigs, chopped wood, worked into sugar beet fields, shined shoes in barbershops, helped pitch circus tents,
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and move heavy equipment, and even shoveled dung.
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But all in all, I don't regret having grown up that way.
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It made me tough and well prepared for the life ahead.
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If you were staring across the ring from him, people were just different animals back then at the turn of the century.
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If you're fighting for food and for your family, you're like, hey man, this is going to feed me tonight.
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When he came on my podcast and told me about his childhood, that literally the time he was with Cuss was the first time that he experienced love.
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And that he would get this love from fighting and winning.
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And he knew a lot about psychology because boxing is so much mental, right?
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He was hypnotizing when he was like 13 years old.
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One of the things he said that I never stopped thinking about, he said, he goes, Cuss would tell me, you don't exist.
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So he was only thinking about, oh, I don't want to lose.
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I mean, imagine being a kid whose whole life was just filled with violence and crime and horrific abandonment and just pain.
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And then all of a sudden you find this one thing that literally you're built for.
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Like, Mike Tyson slept in a bed with his mom when he was, like, 15 years old.
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The most of the trouble that was happening in the 70s.
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Also, a very complex guy in his understanding of history.
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That's how he can talk to you about Genghis Khan or Alexander the Great or any of those conquerors.
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When he started on that path, man, he was all in.
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One of the great cultural moments of my childhood, like growing up, was watching the ascent of Mike Tyson.
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You know, I think he's like one year older than me.
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So he won the title when he was 20, so I was 19. And I remember seeing him was like, oh my god.
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Because the heavyweight division had gotten boring.
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Especially after Ollie retires, basically, right?
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He fucked up Jerry Cooney when Jerry Cooney was pretty good.
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He beat a lot of good guys, but he had also beat Ali.
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Yeah, I don't think about it because Mike Tyson beat the shit out of him quick.
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I just think that there's nobody in that prime that's better than that guy.
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And I'm sorry, Ali, Jack Johnson, Dempsey, you know, Joe Louis fans.
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Jack Johnson was something different, though, man.
00:35:15.000
Well, that's why I always say, like, when they talk about goats, you know, like, LeBron, Jordan, you know, all these...
00:35:23.000
Because you can't talk about those cats before the segregation era.
00:35:28.000
Because they're dealing with the ankle weights of segregation.
00:35:31.000
It's trying to give the Academy Award of all movies to one movie.
00:35:39.000
It's a goddamn good movie, especially if you consider the time that it was made.
00:35:43.000
By the way, that's about William Randolph Hearst.
00:35:54.000
If you try to listen to a Lenny Bruce CD today, they're not that good.
00:35:58.000
Not that they're not that good, but it doesn't hold up.
00:36:02.000
It's fascinating historically, because you've got to think of the guy.
00:36:14.000
I think Pryor went to jail for that same kind of shit, didn't he?
00:36:31.000
Dick Gregory spoke at my high school graduation.
00:36:34.000
If we're talking about styles, that's who I admit my style is Dick Gregory.
00:36:39.000
But yeah, those guys, you couldn't say that kind of shit.
00:36:47.000
There was guys at the time that worked, that were also comics, that worked with them.
00:36:55.000
But we don't look back at those guys and say they changed culture.
00:37:00.000
Manny Bruce changed culture, and Pryor for sure changed culture, and George Carlin changed culture too.
00:37:05.000
They did something that we'll never understand.
00:37:08.000
They literally got cuffed and put into a cell for their act.
00:37:17.000
That's when the government's taking you to jail for it.
00:37:18.000
They're banning you from Twitter when you can just make another Instagram.
00:37:21.000
So they took George Carlin to jail for doing stand-up?
00:37:27.000
Didn't he go to jail once and was arrested in the same car with Lenny Bruce, I think?
00:37:31.000
I think he got put in the back of the same squad car with Lenny Bruce.
00:37:44.000
Well, Mort Sahl was definitely a part of that crew, too.
00:37:48.000
So these motherfuckers are going to jail for doing comedy?
00:37:50.000
Yeah, I don't know if Mort Sahl ever went to jail, though.
00:37:55.000
Lenny Bruce, Carlin, those cats, they paved the way for hip-hop.
00:37:58.000
I mean, it's basically the two live crew of it all.
00:38:05.000
Well, by the time Pryor came along, he was like the best example of being undeniable.
00:38:21.000
I mean, the guy got out of the hospital, almost fucking died, but later admitted that he tried to kill himself, that he tried to light himself on fire.
00:38:30.000
And then here he is on TV doing, you know, jokes about a match.
00:38:46.000
That time, George Carlin got arrested with Lenny Bruce.
00:38:50.000
We've got to remember, Carlin, in his early, early, early days, wore a suit and tie and was squeaky clean.
00:38:57.000
And then he probably fucked some really hot hippie or something.
00:39:10.000
I've been going to the 50s and 60s docs a lot lately.
00:39:12.000
I don't know what it is about it, but I've just been into them for the last two weeks.
00:39:15.000
I've been texting you about some of this shit, maybe.
00:39:20.000
Because the 50s is like, okay, America's a superpower.
00:39:23.000
They become a superpower after World War II because they make all this money.
00:39:26.000
And then it's like all these straight white men, or let's just say white Christian men, are terrified because they're like, well, we have everything.
00:39:37.000
We can call them niggers, all this kind of stuff.
00:39:42.000
I have a house in New York and I live in the suburbs.
00:39:46.000
They were afraid of a fucking satellite called Sputnik.
00:39:53.000
The Russians, I mean, maybe they were gonna fuck with us.
00:39:58.000
You guys were scared of each other, but none of y'all made a move.
00:40:01.000
Our leaders figured out a way to put us against each other.
00:40:05.000
And one of the best parts about it is that the formula is in the Bible.
00:40:17.000
The Tower of Babel was about having so many languages that you couldn't communicate with each other, and that was how...
00:40:24.000
Was it God that ensured that people could never unite?
00:40:43.000
You want to get deep into the origins of religion.
00:40:56.000
We're not saying that there's not a God, there's not a higher power, but people wrote this.
00:41:12.000
It was basically, I would never say this is no God, but I'm saying people are full of shit and that story sucks.
00:41:23.000
People wrote this, the Quran, all them goddamn books.
00:41:28.000
But it doesn't mean that there's not some truth to the original stories they were trying to tell.
00:41:44.000
Like, do unto your brother as you would have them do unto you.
00:41:47.000
They figured some things out, the divine things, like love and community and just some rules that God wants you to live in a very just way.
00:42:03.000
This is the path out of murdering people with swords.
00:42:05.000
This is the path out of killing babies with arrows.
00:42:10.000
They realized, look, we used to be savage because we had to be savage.
00:42:17.000
There's this guy, his name is Rupert Sheldrake, and he has this idea about children's memories, and it's a fascinating idea.
00:42:23.000
He said, there's a reason why kids are afraid of monsters.
00:42:27.000
He goes, they're not afraid of car accidents or child molesters or bullets.
00:42:30.000
How the fuck do they know to be afraid of monsters?
00:42:33.000
They know from the jump how to be afraid of some shit that's not likely going to affect them.
00:42:38.000
And his idea was that there's some sort of memory that goes back to the time when we were primates living in the trees and we're worried about cats because they always came in the dark.
00:42:49.000
And you're always worried about a monster in the dark.
00:42:52.000
So these memories are like they're a part of us.
00:42:55.000
So something forced early humans to say, we gotta figure out a way to work together and we need some rules.
00:43:04.000
And if we do that, we gravitate towards the divine.
00:43:09.000
If we can abandon all of our bullshit and if we could talk to each other, it would help.
00:43:15.000
And that's where the Tower of Babel shit comes in.
00:43:17.000
That's where the Russian shit with the United States comes in.
00:43:19.000
If we could all talk to each other and go, hey man, why are you mad?
00:43:43.000
If the United States and Russia just had that kind of conversation, like even if you're Putin and even if you're what Trump wanted to be, even if you're like the ultimate ruler of what land you live on and everyone loves you, even then, there's enough for everybody.
00:43:59.000
There is no reason why Russia and the United States should even think about fighting each other.
00:44:05.000
Bro, humanity's only here for another 4 billion years, maybe 2,000 years, maybe, shit.
00:44:12.000
It's a couple people that are living this old way and they're running a whole country.
00:44:23.000
I feel like we all got missiles aimed at each other just like waiting.
00:44:29.000
I mean, you've been in the streets so it's like, you know, that's how it is.
00:44:33.000
The difference is this could wipe out all of humanity.
00:44:41.000
Why didn't they ever ask themselves, like, what was the point?
00:44:52.000
It's not like one country's, like, made out of gold.
00:44:55.000
And all the other countries are like, what the fuck?
00:45:05.000
A basketball-sized piece of gold would literally last you for the rest of your life.
00:45:09.000
You could be a baller until your fucking heart stops.
00:45:17.000
I mean, honestly, yeah, because everything's going cryptocurrency anyway, if you just have this actual physical piece of value, yeah, you're the guy.
00:45:25.000
How expensive would a basketball made out of solid gold?
00:45:31.000
If you had to guess, how much for a kilo of gold?
00:45:45.000
I don't have any gold watches, but if you ever pick up a gold watch, they're heavy as fuck.
00:46:04.000
By the way, that was Martin Luther King's dream in action right there.
00:46:09.000
He wanted a black man to give his solid gold watch to a white man in Texas.
00:46:25.000
It's converted to something called a troy ounce, which is not quite the same as a pound.
00:46:40.000
What a basketball-sized object made out of gold weigh.
00:46:56.000
Have you seen that ball that can fall through the earth?
00:47:10.000
Well, the problem with that was that was a part of the fear of people that didn't understand what they were doing with the Large Hadron Collider.
00:47:16.000
Like, people got scared, and they thought that they were going to create black holes.
00:47:27.000
It's a crazy thing that it goes through more than one country, and it's miles long, and it's a particle accelerator that gets shit just under the speed of light, and they can figure out what happened at the earliest moments of the universe through this.
00:47:42.000
So through these experiments, they've figured out a bunch of things, like the Higgs boson particle is the thing they were looking for.
00:47:49.000
It's like this theoretical particle that's like the god particle.
00:47:52.000
They were trying to figure out what made this thing.
00:47:56.000
They had theorized this thing existed, and then they couldn't figure it out until they used this Large Hadron Collider, and they actually measured it.
00:48:06.000
So it's just, it's thoroughly long, I guess at a microscopic level.
00:48:10.000
But there was also some shit called quark gluon plasma that they discovered.
00:48:17.000
It's the heaviest shit they've ever measured ever.
00:48:24.000
And they can only make it exist for fractions of a second.
00:48:31.000
So it was one of the things they were really trying to find out if it was real.
00:48:34.000
Like, there's some dudes that are so far ahead of you and I. They're so much smarter than us!
00:48:40.000
They're figuring out a way to recreate the Big Bang in the tiniest little segment, like a cell of the Big Bang.
00:48:47.000
Like if the Big Bang was an elephant, they can get one cell of that Big Bang and recreate it.
00:48:51.000
This is why I say I still think, yeah, because you're right, there's only a handful of dudes who are on that God level, right?
00:48:56.000
Where I'm like, we're just too primitive to not believe in God.
00:49:00.000
I think there's essentially the same number as...
00:49:04.000
There's the same number of people that are really truly elite at everything.
00:49:11.000
Whether it's hip-hop, whether it's comedy, whether it's physics, there's a certain level of people that are willing to put in the...
00:49:19.000
Champions in martial arts, champions in boxing.
00:49:28.000
So when you watch a guy like Michael Jordan in his prime, I remember when I was a kid, I was never a basketball fan, but I grew up in Boston, and everybody would talk about Larry Bird, Larry Bird, Larry Bird.
00:49:40.000
And then I remember Larry Bird saying, playing basketball against Michael Jordan is like God disguised as Michael Jordan.
00:49:49.000
If you watch him, you watch him play, if you watch the highlights, that's what you feel.
00:49:54.000
You feel unquestionable, undeniable greatness at a spectacular level.
00:50:04.000
I think that exists in comedy with Richard Pryor.
00:50:07.000
I think there's levels that there's the tip of the mountain that a few people get to.
00:50:12.000
And they just blast out some shit that changes everything.
00:50:18.000
It's calling them to reach levels of unachieved proficiency.
00:50:38.000
So somebody just figured out how to mass market.
00:50:49.000
Mike Tyson wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Jack Johnson.
00:50:51.000
Mike Tyson wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Larry Holmes.
00:50:56.000
All those people, not he wouldn't exist, but he wouldn't have been the same version of Mike Tyson that we experienced.
00:51:01.000
He wouldn't have had the tape to study to get to where he would be.
00:51:05.000
He's the best example of that because he was the best student.
00:51:08.000
Because he constantly, like his, Jacobs, what was his manager's name?
00:51:17.000
Mike Tyson's early manager, he died as well, but he was a historian of boxing, and he had all these 16mm recordings of Harry Greb, old Jack Johnson, old fights from back in the day.
00:51:59.000
Him and Shelly Finkel were handling Mike Tyson's career, and Customato was the trainer early on in his career.
00:52:06.000
Shelly Finkel is also this legendary dude in the boxing world.
00:52:11.000
I remember I read Mike Tyson's book, and he said some shit like one day he was gone, and Robin Givens and her mom went to his accountant and tried to withdraw $10 million from his bank account.
00:52:28.000
And they like, why you won't give us the 10 million?
00:52:46.000
Brad Pitt started hooking up with Robin Givens after Mike Tyson.
00:52:51.000
So one day Mike Tyson shows up and Brad Pitt's there.
00:53:18.000
I think Brad Pitt was fucking that bitch when she was on 21 Jump Street.
00:53:23.000
Can you imagine Brad Pitt and you are banging Mike Tyson's wife?
00:53:35.000
When it comes to fucking bitches, Brad Pitt is one of my idols.
00:53:43.000
He's about as handsome as you're allowed to get.
00:53:54.000
Yeah, it looked like he could survive on a ranch.
00:53:58.000
And Matthew McConaughey is like 60-something years old, man.
00:54:22.000
I was like, I can't even believe I'm talking to Matthew McConaughey.
00:54:28.000
From Willie Dean of the Ghetto Boys to Matthew McConaughey.
00:54:35.000
That's one of those dudes that almost killed himself for a movie.
00:54:49.000
50 Cent did that shit and it was trash, though.
00:54:52.000
You remember 50 Cent got skinny for that movie?
00:55:02.000
Christian Bale fucked up because he did it for a terrible movie.
00:55:19.000
Christian Bale did that Batman movie just six months.
00:55:38.000
His face looks like shit, but his body looks like he's a runner.
00:55:46.000
Yes, like the dude who's going to break the new world record in the marathon.
00:55:55.000
His face is very thin, but he still has muscles.
00:56:04.000
When Christian Bale was in The Machinist, he looked like a dead man.
00:56:07.000
Like you could see, there was no chest muscles.
00:56:33.000
And you see he did that and then got fat for the, what's that, Vice?
00:56:38.000
Oh my God, that's one of the best movies I've ever seen.
00:56:51.000
Yeah, he's like a white cholo and he comes back trying to get a job.
00:56:58.000
The fucking movie that they tried to kind of make like that with Shia LaBeouf recently just came out.
00:57:09.000
I think he actually was Mexican in that shit, man.
00:57:11.000
Oh, Shia LaBeouf tattooed his chest for real for that movie.
00:57:38.000
You can wear ear guards, you know, and you don't have to have that shit.
00:57:54.000
And with crazy people that want to have cauliflower ear, they take their ear and they just fuck it up.
00:57:59.000
If you just fuck your ear up and you can bend it and a lot of guys rub things on it or beat it with things, if you do that, your ear starts to bleed.
00:58:07.000
And when your ear starts to bleed, your ear is very thin, right?
00:58:14.000
It's designed to echo the sound around these little weird shapes.
00:58:17.000
Well, in between that tissue is just cartilage and skin and it bleeds.
00:58:22.000
And when it bleeds, it fills up those areas and it calcifies and becomes hard as fuck.
00:58:31.000
I just used to wear ear guards when I did jujitsu.
00:58:34.000
So if somebody wanted to just give themselves a fucking nasty ear, I have little tiny pieces of it and shit, but it's not hard to do.
00:58:58.000
But the thing about Shia LaBeouf, doing that for a movie shows his dedication.
00:59:02.000
The guy got his chest tattooed for a fucking movie, fully.
00:59:18.000
And you could see them like, what are you doing to your ear, man?
00:59:26.000
No, you're supposed to get that shit like Waleed Ishmael.
00:59:42.000
They used to fight in the backyard all the time.
00:59:44.000
He hit the dude with the cauliflower ear and it exploded in the ring.
00:59:51.000
I think that was in Elite XC, if I remember right.
00:59:53.000
It wasn't UFC. But he hit the dude and that shit exploded.
01:00:05.000
Yeah, because that was after, like, Bum Fights.
01:00:11.000
And then Bum Fights was, like, Volume 3 or whatever the fuck it was.
01:00:18.000
That was after you and the Mencia thing, actually.
01:00:23.000
That's James Thompson from the UK. Eating that dude's hand while he's exploding that guy's ear.
01:00:39.000
And listen, man, that guy had tremendous courage because he entered the Ultimate Fighter when he was already like a superstar online.
01:00:48.000
Did you ever see that fight with him and Sean Gannon?
01:00:54.000
One of the greatest fights in the history of all fights that people have fought.
01:01:02.000
Because Kimbo Slice was an internet legend and he was fighting these guys bare knuckle.
01:01:08.000
Sean Gannon is a cop in Boston who's also an MMA fighter.
01:01:25.000
But, see, Sean Gannon, like, you literally can't beat this guy enough.
01:01:32.000
So Kimbo's punched his face up, but Sean's been in a bunch of mixed martial arts fights.
01:01:45.000
And Sean could kick him and strangle him if he wanted to.
01:01:47.000
And they got into a situation where there was a clinch.
01:01:50.000
And when Sean got him in a clinch, they said, no, no, no, no fucking choking.
01:01:55.000
And they all run back onto the set, like onto the gym area.
01:02:03.000
So Kimbo got tired because Sean Gannon's not going anywhere.
01:02:06.000
So here Sean Gannon hits him with a knee and everybody freaks out.
01:02:22.000
They figured it out, they went back to fighting, and eventually Kimbo was just collapsing.
01:02:25.000
And Shawn beats him up and Kimbo falls to the floor.
01:02:30.000
The reason why I'm saying this is not because it's the greatest technical fight or the two best fighters ever.
01:02:36.000
It was one of the greatest fights because it was one of the first times that people got together on the internet and made something crazy happen.
01:02:43.000
Like all those dudes standing around were there live.
01:02:49.000
But it's not, because it's really like they made rules.
01:02:52.000
Like, you could go to the ground and, like, I forget what the count was, but it wasn't ten.
01:02:58.000
So if, like, Kimbo went down at one point in time and they gave him a count...
01:03:06.000
While these guys are literally fighting for their lives.
01:03:08.000
They go to the ground and Gannon gets on top of Kimbo and he's beating him down and eventually they stop him and literally Kimbo's almost dead.
01:03:17.000
And Gannon's head at the end of this looks like a roast.
01:03:42.000
I don't remember what the stakes were, but one guy was this dude who was a porn producer in Miami.
01:03:49.000
And he was bankrolling Kimbo and bringing Kimbo everywhere.
01:03:54.000
You know, some sketchy characters in Massachusetts that got behind this.
01:03:59.000
And if I remember, I think Sean Gannon might have lost his job as a cop because of this.
01:04:16.000
I remember in high school, so you know Coach T, right?
01:04:19.000
I probably told you the story last time, actually.
01:04:22.000
He always told me, he's just like, because people always wanted to fight him, because he was the big, you know, he's the big guy, you know?
01:04:26.000
But he would never fight anybody, but everybody was always trying to fuck with him.
01:04:29.000
And then he was like, there's only one guy who won't fight, and this is a kid named Jason Brady.
01:04:35.000
Like, I've seen you literally knock dudes out and then be like, I told you this was going to happen, and knock them out again, you know what I mean?
01:04:43.000
And then Coach, he said, I will never fight this cat, Jason Brady, because Jason won't stop.
01:04:50.000
He's just like, you don't want to fight a nigga that's going to keep fighting you.
01:04:53.000
He's like, because I can knock you out, you're going to wake up and want to keep fighting me every day.
01:04:59.000
I had a nigga that we got in a fight when I was 17. And every time that we saw each other until we was about 28, we had a fight.
01:05:14.000
So it was just like, until we got to the point, we saw each other in the mall with our kids, and we was just like, hey man, can we drop this shit?
01:05:29.000
So, he probably beat my ass probably like three times out of the 15. You know what I'm saying?
01:05:36.000
But for the most part, I was whooping his ass for years.
01:05:39.000
And we was just like, hey man, let's just stop this shit.
01:05:41.000
Seriously though, respect that you guys kept it to just fights.
01:06:05.000
That motherfucker whooped my ass in front of my mama one day.
01:06:09.000
She said, damn, bitch-ass nigga, you got your ass whooped.
01:06:14.000
She was like, damn, what the fuck wrong with you, nigga?
01:06:19.000
Yeah, she's like, why you let that nigga whoop you like that?
01:06:46.000
He whooped my ass at the restaurant, at the table with my mama, sitting right there with me, and she ain't helped me.
01:06:52.000
Now, you know that for most people listening to this, you're going to think that is crazy.
01:06:58.000
And most people are going to think, like, my life is not that hard.
01:07:13.000
Think about the levels that that guy had to go through.
01:07:17.000
In the turn of the century, as the heavyweight champion of the world, the first black heavyweight champion, imagine.
01:07:36.000
As horrible as it is for the people that we lose.
01:07:41.000
Overall, it's so easy in comparison to back then.
01:07:48.000
They say that's why we have anxiety and depression is because we don't fight lions, tigers, and bears anymore.
01:07:53.000
We're not fighting all that crazy shit back in the day.
01:07:56.000
So now it's like we're fighting just ourselves a lot because we're the kings of the mountain.
01:08:02.000
I'm telling you right now, I'm telling you right now, from my own personal experience, the people that are filled and riddled with anxiety, the people that can't handle the existential angst of your fucking temporary existence on this weird planet flying through the galaxy.
01:08:26.000
And if you don't give your body those requirements, it starts to reject you.
01:08:30.000
It starts to get angry at you and it creates problems.
01:08:34.000
I stop fucking with bitches that don't work out.
01:08:43.000
My baby mama just asked me to get some new surgery shit for her because she just had a bag.
01:08:49.000
I don't give a fuck if your titties hit the floor.
01:09:10.000
Kevin Federline, I think, kind of broke that mold, didn't he?
01:09:13.000
Kevin Federline is the quintessential white baby daddy.
01:09:34.000
I mean, in terms of men making money off of a divorce?
01:09:51.000
She recently won her own ability to make her own decisions.
01:10:18.000
The judges up until now were like, listen, you're not ready.
01:10:23.000
That's almost like going for court to an appeal.
01:10:25.000
Like, hey, man, I just want to get out of jail.
01:10:37.000
Didn't she go crazy or some shit at 26, though?
01:10:51.000
The father wanted someone with a vested interest in taking care of the children and the court decided that he would get a certain allotment every month to keep living that lifestyle.
01:11:11.000
You just live together for a certain amount of time.
01:11:16.000
No, but California is the spirit airline of the states.
01:11:25.000
You say that, but you might meet the right woman.
01:11:43.000
If I don't do ho shit, you gotta let them do that ho shit.
01:11:52.000
It is weird if someone decides that you guys have been living so long that you're married.
01:11:58.000
You've been living with that girl for 10 years.
01:12:11.000
I thought that was only like in Mississippi or some shit like that.
01:12:24.000
So you got six years with a bitch that you gotta put her out, basically.
01:12:30.000
Because if we go past the seven, we common law, bitch.
01:12:34.000
And by the way, bitch is a universal term, everybody.
01:12:43.000
Yeah, bitch is just, bitch is like, come on, man.
01:12:55.000
Two years you cohabitate in Texas and you might be...
01:13:08.000
I'm just going to leave one pair of shoes here.
01:13:18.000
In Texas law, if she parks her cowboy boots in your saloon...
01:13:25.000
I like their child support law because you can't get more than $2,500 a month.
01:14:00.000
He gave that bitch like a hundred bands a month, man.
01:14:08.000
Blake, you ain't laughing about that shit, is you, Blake?
01:14:14.000
But wait a minute, he makes so much money that he's not sweating that.
01:14:26.000
What about the taxes that you gotta pay to the government, though?
01:14:45.000
If I'm giving you a hundred grand a month, I feel like you're fucking robbing me, man.
01:14:57.000
Imagine if there was a set standard that anyone, man or woman, upon divorcing a more wealthy party, you're allotted $50,000 a year maximum and that's it.
01:15:09.000
But wouldn't that make relationships so much more honest?
01:15:34.000
I know a girl that's a lawyer, and she divorced a dude, and she pays him like three grand a month, alimony.
01:16:05.000
Imagine if you got fired from the job and you're like, listen, I really enjoy driving this Ferrari, so I don't know what to tell you.
01:16:13.000
You might be firing me from this job, but I'm entitled to this lifestyle because I gave you all of my effort and all of my time for years.
01:16:22.000
You can't say that in a job, but you can say that in a relationship.
01:16:24.000
And this is what I'm saying about California in general because there's like 30 billion in fraud, right?
01:16:58.000
California EDD admits paying as much as $31 billion in unemployment funds to criminals.
01:17:06.000
Bank of America, because they run the EDD. Employment Development Department.
01:17:10.000
You ain't never heard of nobody that got the EDD? I know.
01:17:19.000
And it's like 70% in St. Louis, it's Miami, it's Chicago.
01:17:28.000
A lot of niggas that's looking rich right now, man.
01:17:36.000
Because everybody was trying to start businesses or fake like they were starting businesses.
01:17:42.000
They had to put a goddamn sign in the Gucci store in Rodeo that said no EDD. Whoa.
01:17:55.000
With the EDD. I sent you that video, too, with that dude.
01:17:57.000
He looked like one of the Migos, and he was just throwing the money out because it wasn't his.
01:18:00.000
He had 60-something EDD cards that weren't his.
01:18:06.000
So what they do, they get a bunch of cards on somebody's name.
01:18:16.000
Posh Beverly Hills stores are being plagued with customers.
01:18:34.000
Because you got your card, you can get a thousand a day off your card in the ATM. Look at this.
01:18:39.000
As police crack down and urge boutiques like Gucci and Louis Vuitton to vet shoppers.
01:18:51.000
We know that Jack Johnson and Jack Dempsey, they had a struggle.
01:18:58.000
No EDD. With all the resources that people have today, do you think it would be possible to give what Andrew Yang's idea, have a universal basic income that covers everything so no one ever has to worry?
01:19:11.000
In terms of like, you have food, you have shelter, 100%.
01:19:18.000
Because we all want to think that there's like a certain level of struggle that you have to endure.
01:19:26.000
Does it start with you abandoning your children in the woods?
01:19:35.000
Does it start with every town attacks the next town?
01:19:41.000
Where do we decide we take care of everybody's medical expenses, everybody's food, and everybody's housing?
01:19:48.000
And then have all of our resources into helping everybody who comes out of the place that has free food, free housing, and free medical expenses.
01:19:57.000
Everybody that comes out of there, and you find out what they're good at.
01:20:13.000
We were talking about the food deserts offline a little bit, and I was like, of all the money happening, of all the shit that everybody's saying, I'm like, I still haven't seen anybody put a Vons or a CVS in any of the hoods or rural communities, the sticks, or the barrios anywhere, but they keep talking about it.
01:20:26.000
We keep talking about vitamins and talking about this virus, but nobody's doing it.
01:20:35.000
I can't spend or make money if I can't get out the house.
01:20:36.000
I seen a picture yesterday with a dump truck full of food that they was getting rid of.
01:20:48.000
Anthony Bourdain, before he died, was doing a documentary on it.
01:20:51.000
I don't know what the status of that is, if they're going to continue doing it.
01:20:54.000
Yeah, the fact that there's food pantries, there's tons of food being wasted.
01:20:57.000
Well, if you go to a restaurant, how many times you go to a restaurant, you leave like a quarter of your steak on the plate?
01:21:04.000
You're like, okay, now it's just going to get thrown out.
01:21:06.000
Hey, the restaurants that were just open, the comedy store had just closed, right?
01:21:09.000
And they had, you know, they had food, they had to go back, they just had to throw it out.
01:21:12.000
You just wasted all them goddamn eggs, motherfucker, at the breakfast right now.
01:21:17.000
You did the same thing, by the way, you was there.
01:21:28.000
They got a different kind of Mexican food out here.
01:21:44.000
If you know that that dude knows that you love him, and you know this is all fun, we're all having a good time, you can throw your friend deep under the bus.
01:21:58.000
You can't be my friend if I can't throw you under the bus.
01:22:05.000
As long as it's cool and funny, as long as I'm just defending myself in front of a bunch of people I'm attracted to.
01:22:12.000
It's like, this nigga got herpes and he's in an outbreak right now.
01:22:21.000
I mean, you know, when it comes to the hoes, you got a dirty Mac to your friend sometimes.
01:22:30.000
There was a girl he was so into, and I didn't want her anymore what was happening.
01:22:37.000
And then he was like, man, don't fuck with that guy.
01:22:47.000
I dirty-macked the basketball players all the time.
01:22:52.000
I gotta talk shit about they bitch ass so I can fuck they bitch.
01:23:15.000
Moses told me that was the most attractive thing about you.
01:23:20.000
You wouldn't believe it he was getting away with.
01:23:23.000
I was just posting all kinds of shit, like kids getting beat up and, you know, people falling and, you know, just hilarious.
01:23:35.000
He put a raccoon last week that was frozen here in Austin.
01:23:38.000
We need to find out what is going on in people's brains for real.
01:23:42.000
We need some sort of Instagram where they don't give a fuck.
01:23:51.000
Yeah, Live Leak was the place where you see the most death animals pulling people out of cars.
01:24:01.000
The top video is a little kid falling out of a moving vehicle.
01:24:06.000
Live Leak is all like the worst shit you can possibly see.
01:24:12.000
Like the fucking engine blowing up on the United Airlines flight.
01:24:19.000
Passenger allegedly kicked off a Florida flight, like that kind of shit.
01:24:23.000
Protesters played mariachi music gathered in front of Ted Cruz's house.
01:24:27.000
You know, really, to be honest, this ain't shit.
01:24:30.000
My Instagram page is way better than LiveLeaks.
01:24:36.000
I got you there late, but man, his Instagram story, they're legendary.
01:25:08.000
That's why it's so funny because they have like, the fuck?
01:25:10.000
And it's just like, it's some crazy random shit.
01:25:14.000
Listen, man, they're all going to eventually have to give up and let people be uncensored.
01:25:19.000
We have to find out what people want and don't want.
01:25:21.000
And if you keep people from talking, you fuck up the whole thing.
01:25:32.000
That's why people keep saying, like, we need to end racism.
01:25:34.000
I'm like, wait, you're going to end freedom of thought?
01:25:36.000
Yeah, but the thing is, like, they're doing it for profit.
01:25:40.000
Because, like, Gatorade or whoever, Toyota, they don't want to advertise on some shit where you're talking about, like, real things people are actually thinking about.
01:25:52.000
Imagine if, like, no one gave a fuck about porn.
01:26:02.000
How much money is being missed because of our shame?
01:26:09.000
You're telling me you don't buy Nikes and Jerkoff?
01:26:17.000
You don't drive a- It's a billion dollar industry for a reason.
01:26:21.000
I was going to say drive a Tesla, but Tesla, that's how much this motherfucker understands things.
01:26:40.000
If Elon Musk wants to buy a car from Tesla, he has to pay.
01:26:58.000
Jamie, I'm going to send you some shit about Gavin Newsom.
01:27:00.000
Ain't no goddamn politician going to move to the hood.
01:27:09.000
You know, I met Mary and Barry when he was just re-elected.
01:27:45.000
It was me and Jim Norton and Obi and Anthony, and I forget who else was a guest, but Mary and Barry was walking right by these big glass doors at Sirius XM. And he was just walking right by.
01:28:00.000
So we open up the door, and Marion Barry just walks right in.
01:28:13.000
You one of the most famous crack-smoking ass niggas of all time.
01:28:17.000
I'm sitting there, and I know I got a couple seconds with this dude.
01:28:27.000
As soon as they know what this show's all about.
01:28:38.000
And I was like, we talked about him smoking crack.
01:28:42.000
And one of the things, I brought it up really quick.
01:28:44.000
But he said, he goes, hold on, no one knows what's in that pipe?
01:28:58.000
I would vote for that guy because that's a hell of a politician.
01:29:08.000
You know, it's like no one knows what's in a hot dog.
01:29:18.000
What percentage would you get correct in terms of ingredients?
01:29:59.000
They used that situation, set it up, and we don't know what was in that pipe.
01:30:07.000
The jury didn't convict me of anything at the vista.
01:30:12.000
Go before that, because let's see how I brought it up to him.
01:30:17.000
In D.C. and going, am I going to smoke a little crack now and then?
01:30:38.000
Former governor of Washington, D.C., got busted smoking crap.
01:30:40.000
Governor of Washington, D.C. That's how high I was.
01:30:49.000
Washington, D.C., you can be a mayor, but it's not really a city.
01:30:56.000
He is the mayor, for sure, but Washington, D.C. is not exactly a city.
01:31:04.000
They went to the worst neighborhoods and found the worst crackheads and interviewed them.
01:31:58.000
It's truly so important because most of the media outside of Washington, D.C., most of the people outside of Washington, D.C., only know me through 15-second news clips or 30-second news clips or some negative article in the newspaper.
01:32:12.000
They don't know about my 50 years of service and 35 years of political life in Washington and being very successful helping a lot of people.
01:32:22.000
I was walking by and heard you all say something about Being popped for smoking crack.
01:32:30.000
The FBI spent 25 to 40 million dollars trying to entrap me.
01:32:34.000
They couldn't find anything financial on me because I don't dip into the till.
01:32:37.000
They used that situation, set it up, and we don't know what was in that pipe.
01:32:44.000
Because the jury didn't convict me of anything at the Vista.
01:32:54.000
I mean, I was up there for some other reason, quite frankly.
01:33:01.000
Do you feel that they were trying to railroad you because they didn't like what you were doing?
01:33:12.000
I don't think anybody did, but here's the thing.
01:33:20.000
Now, I've changed my perspective since this happened.
01:33:28.000
But also realizing, like, hey, the guy, if he did a good job as mayor, who gives a shit if he gets high?
01:33:36.000
If he gets home and shooting heroin, he's got a butt plug up his ass and Oculus Rift on, and he's tripping balls on ketamine, why do I give a fuck?
01:33:55.000
Is he letting people know, hey, we have more in common?
01:34:10.000
Like Willie D said, you gotta let a ho be a ho.
01:34:13.000
And sometimes some gals need a little money, they'll hire a camera.
01:34:26.000
All this good crack in here, you wanna have a camera.
01:34:29.000
And the thing is, I mean, for the most part, he's partying.
01:34:36.000
If he shows up Monday morning, he's cracked out and decides to nuke China.
01:34:54.000
What if he's got a lazy boy and he puts his feet up and he just keeps pounding?
01:35:05.000
What if he's doing what's legal, but he's in a chair and he's just not going anywhere, just pounding it?
01:35:25.000
Marion Barry, 76, says further down in the interview that he believes the FBI was trying to get him to smoke a substance as high as 90% pure cocaine.
01:35:36.000
And chemists at Barry's subsequent trial testified that the drug used in the sting operation was in fact 93% pure cocaine.
01:36:00.000
Yeah, not only unusual, but rare in the history of the FBI. Barry noted as he offered evidence to support his claims, the FBI attempted to kill me.
01:36:11.000
Why would they have an EMT on the scene if they weren't trying?
01:36:20.000
It says at the bottom, the FBI official says, the purpose of the medical standby was to provide potential medical attention to Marion Barry should his criminal activities require it.
01:36:28.000
His criminal activities that they brought the fucking coke for!
01:36:40.000
They don't talk about Coin& Tell Pro, they don't talk about the Tuskegee experience, they don't talk about Marion Barry being set up by the FBI, they only talk about weird, these are people trying to fuck kids!
01:36:55.000
But you don't want to talk about the $4.4 billion that the Catholic Church was paid.
01:37:02.000
They don't hang out with people that are interested in that or that story.
01:37:07.000
If you're hanging around with a bunch of flat earthers that believe that there's a basement somewhere where all the kids get fucked, that's all you think about all day long.
01:37:22.000
We're just reading FBI documents every once in a while.
01:37:24.000
It's like you're so wrapped up in your own bullshit.
01:37:30.000
I thought Marion Barry bought that crack off the corner.
01:37:47.000
Me listening to him talking about it has changed my perspective.
01:37:51.000
Also, me listening to me describe the video that I saw where all these people are like, nothing wrong with smuggling a little crack every now and then.
01:38:00.000
I remember thinking at the time, these people are crazy.
01:38:02.000
They reelected him, and look, they don't care about crack.
01:38:07.000
As a grown man who understands media, I realize, oh no, no, there's probably a broad range of opinions.
01:38:14.000
There's probably a lot of people that go, hey, what do you give a fuck if he's smoking crack, if he does a great job with the budget?
01:38:31.000
Maybe the new guy got in place and he was boring and maybe Marion did a good job and smoked crack.
01:38:58.000
But if he didn't do a good job, you should be mad at him for the job that he did that he fucked up.
01:39:03.000
Not for the fact that someone who set him up busted him smoking crack with a fucking EMT camera.
01:39:13.000
You need to stay on him just in case he has a heart attack like Lin Bias.
01:39:19.000
Meanwhile, how hilarious is it that because cocaine's illegal, 93% is crazy high?
01:39:43.000
I want to know how they got that in a crack recipe.
01:40:03.000
He's just like little Cocoa Puffs ain't nothing.
01:40:11.000
If you're in Vegas and you're in a fucking suite and you're overlooking the neon signs and you're doing coke, you're doing coke.
01:40:20.000
Remember the governor who didn't win in Florida, the black dude?
01:40:33.000
It was like the closest ever a black dude had ever come to taking governor.
01:40:38.000
Anyway, last year he got caught in a hotel room doing meth.
01:40:46.000
He just came out, I want to say a few months ago, on Oprah, or one of those Oprah-type talk shows, and said, oh yeah, I'm bi, my wife is cool with it, and I like to party a little bit.
01:41:01.000
They were going to vote for this guy, because he's a black dude, and he had great politics, against DeSantis and his crazy Florida politics, right?
01:41:20.000
Look, if you had to choose between a guy who wears a wig, who has giant fake eyelashes, and rubber lips, but balances LA's economy to a T. Bro, look at Marv Albert.
01:41:32.000
Look at Marv Albert, one of the greatest announcers in history.
01:41:46.000
According to the document, an incapacitated Gillum.
01:41:53.000
Had been found by police in Miami Beach hotel room with a male sex worker, baggies that the cops suspected contained crystal meth and other narcotics.
01:42:09.000
Nigga smoked meth and got a train ran on his ass.
01:42:12.000
I think that's what I'm going to title my book.
01:42:30.000
The third man that called 911. And the third man who called 911. Who's the third man?
01:42:34.000
Yeah, because by the way, they didn't even listen to that dude.
01:42:39.000
This other dude works at Carl Jr. It was a rich dude in LA. Oh, I know.
01:42:44.000
You're talking about the guy who donated to the party?
01:42:50.000
He was drugging the sex worker dudes and killing them.
01:43:08.000
I thought we were putting the dirty shame on the wrong dude.
01:43:29.000
The previous delayed criminal trial of Ed Buck on federal charges relating to the methamphetamine overdose deaths of two black men on separate occasions at his former residence in West Hollywood has been rescheduled from next week to April 20th.
01:43:46.000
Yeah, because Buck would actually administer the needles to these cats.
01:43:50.000
Bro, Tom Segura sent me a video that will haunt me for the rest of my time on this planet.
01:43:58.000
Tom Segura does these Your Mom's House podcasts where people have to pay to see it.
01:44:06.000
There's no fucking way you could ever put on...
01:44:37.000
This other guy grabs a hold of the two of them and rubs them together.
01:44:54.000
You gotta realize, there's people out there that don't care.
01:44:58.000
They think of things a different way than you or I. So a nigga flip two assholes inside out.
01:45:07.000
Like, you ever take your jacket off and you try to put it back on and you realize, oh, I forgot my hoodie.
01:45:17.000
Did Tom find that or did someone see it and think of Tom Segura instantly?
01:45:25.000
There's some Eric Andre shit flipping assholes.
01:45:28.000
If Eric Andre was free, if he wasn't contained by cable television, he would be able to show all the assholes.
01:45:35.000
That's why the internet is great because you can't find shit like that.
01:45:42.000
Maybe he would be less weird if he could be free.
01:45:46.000
Yeah, he's just showing assholes being rubbed together.
01:45:50.000
That YouTube has like a stranglehold on video online.
01:46:14.000
Didn't Joe Biden say something about low-income black people knowing how to use the internet?
01:46:20.000
He said black people can't get online to get in line for the COVID vaccine.
01:46:25.000
He said we got too many people that can't get online.
01:46:50.000
He said black kids are just as good as white kids.
01:46:53.000
He said poor kids could learn just as good as white kids.
01:47:34.000
If I hug bitches and start smelling them, I'm getting me too.
01:47:40.000
Like a wolf got up to your baby and was like this.
01:47:49.000
How come nobody really talked about how like Joe, like one of his best buddies was in the KKK. I don't think that was one of his best buddies, right?
01:47:59.000
He's in his top eight on MySpace, but he ain't his best buddy.
01:48:04.000
I don't think they were hanging out together, and he's like, I get it.
01:48:09.000
Let's just lie about it in front of the cameras.
01:48:20.000
Back before the internet, they thought they could do shit like that.
01:48:22.000
Listen, Joe is one of the guys back in the 70s who was saying, I don't want to segregate schools because I don't want a racial jungle.
01:48:30.000
He hasn't been in the presidency without a black person yet.
01:48:37.000
How many people are in jail because of that right now?
01:48:42.000
While you and I and you, while we're all sitting here, how many people are in a cage right now and may be listening to this on a smuggled phone?
01:48:53.000
There's guys out there that are listening to this on a smuggled phone.
01:48:58.000
And this guy's in jail off that three strike shit that Kamala Harris was pushing in California.
01:49:06.000
Don't get me wrong, I don't think that Trump should have been the president anymore.
01:49:10.000
But we gotta look at these two motherfuckers that we elected and be like, we gotta understand, we elected the fucking police.
01:49:22.000
You're just kind of funneled into these two things that may not represent you.
01:49:26.000
But then it's also like, well, there's so many geeks running.
01:49:34.000
So I'm saying, like, you look at a Ted Cruz, you're just like, how the fuck do people keep voting this guy in?
01:49:38.000
This guy won't defend his wife when somebody calls her ugly.
01:49:53.000
Pound for pound, that's probably the baddest first lady in history.
01:49:56.000
The baddest bitch to ever come to the White House.
01:49:57.000
If Trump's wife was double-blind, placebo-controlled, studied on getting guys to leave their wives, we'd have real problems.
01:50:10.000
She grew up in a place where there's not a lot of potatoes.
01:50:15.000
I fucked a couple Russian bitches when I went to Russia.
01:50:18.000
The Russian Mafia made me stay out till like 8 a.m.
01:50:21.000
I was like, yo, I'm not fucking with y'all niggas no more, man.
01:50:33.000
I mean, they're just making me go out all night.
01:50:35.000
They're just like, yo, you are going to fuck one of these bitches tonight, Freddy.
01:50:45.000
But Russia, I didn't really enjoy Russia too much.
01:50:52.000
I don't want to eat no goddamn borscht all day.
01:51:02.000
You gotta understand about Russia's history with Stalin.
01:51:09.000
Not just that, but Stalin imposed all sorts of crazy restrictions on people that forced crazy famine to the point where people were eating their children.
01:51:27.000
Listen, there's some fucking homeless guy who's dying of a heroin overdose and I beat him over the head with a rock and eat his ass.
01:51:44.000
This is documented during the Stalin administration.
01:51:52.000
I would throw myself into a rock wall until I died.
01:52:02.000
But that's the power of a person who's free versus the power of a person who's lived their whole life scared.
01:52:09.000
When you're under the grip of a guy like Stalin, You know, an extreme dictator, whether it's Hitler or Stalin or Mussolini or even Genghis Khan.
01:52:20.000
They could come and kill your wife in front of you.
01:52:23.000
You know, one of the things that Saddam Hussein and his sons, Uday and Hussein, is that their names?
01:52:30.000
They would find women that were being married, and on their wedding day, they would take them.
01:52:34.000
They would take them, and they would rape them, and then they would feed them to their dogs.
01:52:42.000
They had dogs that they kept where they would rape women and then feed them to their dogs.
01:52:48.000
Now, imagine that this is all happening while like fucking, you know, Rambo's happening in the movies and Star Wars and we're all going to the fucking store and buying big gulps at 7-Eleven.
01:53:03.000
All this stuff is happening and Saddam Hussein's kids are feeding brides to dogs.
01:53:11.000
Saddam Hussein was some sick motherfuckers, though.
01:53:15.000
Sick motherfuckers who raised even sicker motherfuckers.
01:53:19.000
Because he was sick, but his parents weren't dictators.
01:53:25.000
So imagine the sickness he imposes on his children.
01:53:30.000
Barron Trump's going to be so fun, I feel like.
01:53:34.000
He's probably going to be the best comic of all time.
01:53:38.000
Imagine if he just starts going on stage with a fucking bottle of vodka.
01:53:56.000
He's just like, fuck you, your man's fucked up, your label's...
01:54:04.000
Melania and Barron gonna go do their own thing.
01:54:14.000
As heinous as he is, there's gotta be something appealing about what that guy's managed to accomplish.
01:54:24.000
He's lost billions and made billions and he owes hundreds of millions.
01:54:32.000
One of the reasons why he's in debt is because he's so fucking crazy he asked for wild loans.
01:55:07.000
But I do know that the unemployment numbers were crazy low and that the economy was booming.
01:55:15.000
If COVID doesn't happen, that man is still president.
01:55:22.000
When Trump got in office, I made more money than I ever made in my fucking life.
01:55:31.000
I want you to imagine a world where there's no COVID and then psychedelics get legalized and we get Trump on mushrooms and we just let him keep going.
01:55:51.000
But then I gotta hear the propaganda machine tell me that racists are coming to take me and my kids.
01:55:56.000
Because that's what's gonna happen the whole time he's there.
01:55:58.000
Well, that's the Russia-America thing too, right?
01:56:01.000
If we all talked to each other, we'd be all like, oh, this is bullshit.
01:56:19.000
That is kind of, I guess, Russia's and America's way of manifest destiny, though, right?
01:56:32.000
Listen, we're having a hard enough time with red versus blue.
01:56:35.000
I saw some smart people on Twitter that were saying, hey Texas, you real happy your fucking state's red?
01:56:45.000
Hope you fucking pull yourself up by your bootstraps and figure it out.
01:56:49.000
There's families out there that have been here for generations.
01:57:03.000
All those liberals you're talking about, they're saying it to the people of your ilk.
01:57:07.000
They're not saying it to the Fifth Ward in Houston.
01:57:09.000
They're not saying it to the slums of the projects here in Austin or in San Antonio or Dallas.
01:57:18.000
They don't know they're saying it to them, but they really are.
01:57:23.000
Texas could easily be like four European countries.
01:57:32.000
It's so big and there's so many different kinds of people here.
01:58:22.000
Because they have to figure out how to defeat wokeness.
01:58:25.000
The only way to defeat wokeness is to show what a catastrophic failure it really is.
01:58:30.000
Because even the people that claim to be woke, they're really at it for personal profit.
01:58:35.000
When you find out they leave office and they make hundreds of thousands of dollars for speeches in front of bankers, you're like, Ah!
01:58:46.000
Gavin Newsom was gifted a million dollar house!
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So he's gifted a house, and he takes a mortgage on the house, so it's like you get free money.
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California ex-mayor slams Governor Newsom's use of behested payments as recall threat nears 1.8 million signatures.
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Behested payments are this weird thing where, like, there's a giant increase.
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From $226 million in 2020 up from $12 million the year before.
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So it was $12 million in 2019 and then $226 million in 2020 while the world is burning.
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If that's true, and I don't know if it's true, because I'm just reading Fox News communist websites.
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But, but, but, but, but, there's multiple sources saying this.
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But it's also, I mean, if you just look at, listen, I don't even hate Gavin.
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There's a fucking photo in my old studio of Burt Kreischer pulling his shirt off and running around the stage when they...
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We thought it was the moment where marijuana became legal in California.
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Apparently, Burt took his shirt off and ran around multiple times.
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And someone figured out that the moment where he took his shirt off in that photo was not...
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I don't think he could ever be president because his leadership is so faulty.
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And what I say to you, I was saying with the $30 billion earlier, it's like, if me and Fred and you are working at the comedy store, right?
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And there's $30 missing from the till, and Dean or somebody is saying like, yo, there's $30 missing here, bro.
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And that's like, that's three days in a row here.
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$30 billion in front, and nobody got fired or died or went to jail?
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You put a fucking camera up, and you find out who's up.
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I'm like, yo, show business is the number one form of economy in California, right?
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It was like, the whole reason Los Angeles exists is because of Hollywood, right?
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So you have show business, you have the tourism that show business brings in from all the people coming from all the places.
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You have the service industry that caters to the people who are coming in, the actors, actresses, the dreamers who work in these places or are serving these people.
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Then you have the hospitality service that does the same thing.
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Now, you're saying, okay, you guys make $813 billion, $900 billion a year for us.
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I'm going to serve the big tech companies or the farming industry in these other places, these blue-collar type of things, or this white-collar shit that the big techs do.
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And it's 120,000 people on the fucking streets in Los Angeles.
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And they're keeping us in the house saying, like, stay in the house.
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And I got comics telling me, stay in the fucking house.
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Yeah, but they're all saying, like, stay in the house and earn a living, you know what I mean?
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It's the scene they're saying, like, hey, you guys shouldn't open.
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I'm not so sure of what I can tell you to do, but I'll tell you what I do.
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But there's so many people that are telling you what to do.
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Why are you telling me what to do when I know you're a pussy?
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Especially about something we have almost a year of data on.
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You can't tell me at this point that we know what's going on.
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There's so many people that have been cowards their whole life.
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I've only known you for a couple hours and I fucking know you.
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And those fucking people are just like, why are you doing shows?
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Well, then tell my fucking documentary to landscape artists that do the same thing.
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California is very selective about, like, what they open.
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Texas looks at Florida and we're like, one day.
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Last time I was in Miami, they weren't even tripping on us wearing masks.
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He said, if you wear a mask, they look like you're a pussy.
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But he brought on his Instagram, he said, I've never been more happy when a dude bumped into me at a nightclub and spilled his drink on my shoe.
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I never, because I was just happy, the people were just right there.
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Anybody who's listening to this in the world, if you come to Los Angeles right now, you're going to be depressed.
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We were all getting COVID tested before this podcast.
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And everybody keeps saying, like, oh, you know, there's so many cases.
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I remember in December, like, there's so many cases, this and that, but, you know, it's...
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But we don't have a cold snap in California, right?
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But we have 100,000 people on the streets, and you're saying it's an airborne virus.
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You don't think it has something to do with it?
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You don't think that the undocumented workers or the poor people who are dying in South LA has something to do with, like, what are the only people working?
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Because right now, what's happening right now, this is your power dynamic.
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Rich people are staying home and telling you to stay home because they're making the money.
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He said, oh, I don't know what you guys mean by businesses closing.
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There's a lot of new billionaires who wouldn't say that.
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I was never going to vote, but I'm like, yo, bro, you lost.
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I wasn't even a fan, but now you lost a dude who was like, hey, I can defend some of the things you're saying because you have some good ideas.
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But at that point, you're telling me, well, the rich people are happy, so then we're happy.
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The middle class is fucked up because they can't work or they're working at home and they can't take their kids out to go do shit and be normal to socialize with people.
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Kids ain't in school and they're robbing people.
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Now let me tell you this, like, but with that bullshit, like...
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So they're not going to say, hey, just stop the fucking school.
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Or they'll be like, all right, you're going to be the Zoom school teacher at home.
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When they get under pressure by the state or the county, maybe they'll shut down.
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But for the most part, my daughter's been going to school.
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Out here, if your school's religious, you get exemptions.
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Like, if you decide, my kid's a Catholic, your kid can go to a school, like in school, because they believe in God.
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No, I'm telling you the truth from my own experience with children.
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Usually, organized religion is fucked up, but now I'm like, damn, you get to go to school?
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It is fucked up, because I'm like, damn, if I couldn't afford private school, would my daughter be actually in real school?
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Trust in the government is way crazier than any other religion.
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Trust in a bunch of people that can't fucking believe they're really the mayor or can't believe they're really the governor.
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First of all, you're telling me they're not medicated?
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They're all on SSRIs or Ambien or some sort of anti-anxiety, Xanax type deal.
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Maybe a few of them are just on Athletic Greens.
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But there's a lot of people out there that are on some dark shit.
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They're out there making decisions for all of us.
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I mean, when you say the Catholic Church, that shit just triggers me.
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I go back to QAnon again, and this is my joke I made about QAnon again.
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I'm like, yo, QAnon, you guys are culture-appropriating black people's shit.
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I haven't seen one thing from anybody in QAnon just like, well, this is happening.
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The Catholic Church has physical proof that they're fucking people.
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We do talk about it a lot because that's really what it is.
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If we abandoned all that, like if we all did MDMA. Work.
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It's like the best feeling I've ever had in my life.
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We abandoned because we were both on fucking two tabs.
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We were on two tabs of MDMA. And we were both like, listen, it's all bullshit.
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I was holding hands with this dude, and we were cool with each other.
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Hey, get like Oregon, because Oregon, you can do drugs.
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I don't know if decriminalized means they can't take it from you, but they definitely can't arrest you.
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It's like a misdemeanor there, so they can find you probably.
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Like if they find you with some molly and some coke, like pure coke.
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We just found out you can only get pure coke in 1990. You been to Vancouver?
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You know Vancouver got the drug zone where they got all the shit.
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You're like, oh, you guys got velvet paintings.
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I mean, not the shit that they sell in Amsterdam.
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2007, the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau effectively lifted the long-standing absents ban.
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That's how I found out about Absinthe Mountain.
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My homeboy took me to go drink some of that bullshit.
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And I was like, my nigga, I will never do this shit with you.
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Right, because you had to burn the sugar cube, right?
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In 2000, they were starting to sell it as something else.
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When Dave and I were doing these gigs, he's always smoking, and I wouldn't even thought to do it.
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Until I met Joey Diaz, and until I started smoking pot, and I met Eddie Bravo, I was like, Mr. Straight Edge.
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I was like, yeah, you gotta eat meat, and you gotta run steps.
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I was kick-boxed and I fought a lot of martial arts tournaments.
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I was scared of anything that's gonna set you back.
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And then I met some dudes that were martial artists, like Eddie Bravo in particular, who's one of my best friends ever, who's a martial artist but also a pothead.
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And we got high, and I was like, oh my god, I get it.
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When I was a kid, I probably smoked pot from the time I was, like, young till I was, like...
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I think when you're doing athletics as a kid, you never want to fuck with it.
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I mean, I wasn't like, ah, I'm going to be in doubt.
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I'm not going to do that because I want to fuck up my system because I want to be in sports.
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Then when you get out, you're like, well, let me see what this shit's all about.
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Nah, when I got to college and started playing football, I knew the motherfuckers.
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Every time, me and Eddie Bravo, we would smoke, we would get real high.
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Like, to the point where I was embarrassed a couple of times because I was trying to explain a position.
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I was like, there's a position where there's a new counter, and I was trying to explain a counter to an omoplata.
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I was trying to explain this one move, and I was so high, I didn't remember where to put my feet.
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I was so high, and I was talking to another guy who was like a legit jiu-jitsu guy, and he was like, this fucking airhead.
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I had to take it like two steps before where I was explaining it to figure out how I got to where I was because I was so high.
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But the best guys, like BJ Penn, Eddie Bravo, and this is just...
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He convinced a lot of people because he was so good early on.
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Bro, that guy won the Mundial, the World Championships with Jiu Jitsu, three years in the training.
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I used to live with the MMA cat who's a Whiff-Hom instructor now.
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But he was a major pilot and he would always tell me that same thing.
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It's just good for recovery for me because I don't want to feel it.
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It's that too, but it's also like abandonment of all your preconceived notions of what life is.
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when you're doing jujitsu you're doing jujitsu and you're like well i'm a member of a neighborhood organization and uh you know i owe fifteen thousand dollars on my credit card and uh i'm worried i'm gonna get fired at my job and when you smoke pot and a dude's trying to strangle you all that goes away yeah and everybody realized it everybody realized that it makes it like you exist in a different dimension than the normal world You exist in this really high dimension where you're doing this intimate
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sort of intricate strangle game where you're trying to break joints, choke each other.
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You do it to each other over and over and over and over again.
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But the high thing is it eliminates all the other variables.
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You go straight to the place you need to go to.
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But everybody who's great at something says that.
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Boyfriend, husband, or some shit like that, but I'm a fucking great rapper, man.
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And to be that, I know that I gotta stay on the path to doing that.
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And it's gonna be shit that I might lack in because I'm so laser-focused on being great at that.
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The thing is, too, the thing is, too, if you can do that, you can do anything.
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He just said, he's like, you know, I might not be a good boyfriend or a husband.
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He could have said, I'm not good with money, I'm not good with this.
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So, you know, I believe in, you know, I should have my way with whatever comes my way.
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Monogamy don't really fit, you know, my kind of lifestyle or my kind of thing, you know?
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So like when I bring up the idea of like open relationships to women and kind of like scare them away, so I don't get into...
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Isn't it interesting that some people only want people to live the way they lived, right?
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And this is why people had a problem with gay marriages, right?
02:19:16.000
There's a lot of prominent Democrats that were running for president.
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But like I said, there's certain things, even with religion, that I don't agree with.
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So I just, you know, I feel like, you know, you should be free to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
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It's like, as we were talking about, like, what we used to be, what a human used to be a hundred years ago, two hundred years ago, a thousand years ago, and what we are now.
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And we're at this weird point where we're like, what do we give a fuck?
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If dudes want to marry dudes, if you have a problem with that, you're the problem.
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If a dude is like, hey, listen, bitch, you're going to marry me.
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Who's going to get married by a dude who wants to marry him.
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Until it's that, if it's a guy who wants to marry a guy, then we should be encouraging as much as we are a man who wants to marry a man or a woman who wants to marry a woman.
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Do you want to date other colors or ethnicities?
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You know, they think that even when he lost, they think he might have taken a dive.
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Yeah, it was like a tomato can kind of fighter?
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Well, they think they might have set up a situation where, you know, like, listen, man.
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April 5th, 1915, Johnson lost his title to Jess Willard, a working cowboy from Kansas who started boxing when he was 27 years old.
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If you want to have a fucking viable horse to ride, sir, you respect the cowboys.
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Many people thought Johnson purposely threw the fight because Willard was white in an effort to have his man act charges dropped.
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So he'd be like, man, let me fuck these white bitches.
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If we're deep into 2021, and this is like, how many years ago?
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He probably pardoned Jack Johnson like Jack Johnson.
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But meanwhile, Joe Exotic rots in a fucking cage.
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Wait, go to that guy's face, though, with the...
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You know, he plays chess at a really high level.
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Like, all of a sudden, like, oh, shit, we're having fun.
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When Lennox Lewis was in his prime, how about when he revenged against Hasim Rahman?
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And they caught him, and he thought they stopped the fight early.
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We don't respect British boxers like that over here like that.
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He's in a caravan like Brad Pitt, that fucking movie Snatch.
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Like, Deontay Wilder became Deontay Wilder because of what he did to Tyson Fury in the first fight.
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Everybody knew what he was, but everybody was like, what happens when he fights the best of the best?
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When he dropped Tyson Fury in that 12th round, when he hit him with a right hand and then a left hook as he's going down, and then he went like this, everyone's like, oh!
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I screamed like my wife was worried something was wrong.
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I was watching my bedroom in California and he knocked him down.
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If Deontay could pretend that he couldn't knock people out...
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If he just learned how to box like a dude who couldn't break an egg.
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Just learned how to box like one of those dudes.
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Dude, if he catches you clean, Deontay will fuck you up.
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That fucking fight, that's probably one of the best boxing matches I've ever seen in my fucking life.
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Gotti Ward is great, but Hearns-Hagler is in another dimension.
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Neither Gotti nor Ward at the time were thought about as world champions.
02:26:37.000
When Marvin Hagler fought Tommy Hearns, that was 100% the best versus the best.
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Yeah, I was like, oh, this is chalk versus chalk.
02:26:45.000
Tommy Hearns had starched Roberto Duran with one punch.
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And that was before Tommy Hearns fought Hagler.
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The build-up was Tommy Hearns had knocked Roberto Duran into another dimension.
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So for Tommy Hearns to fight Marvin Hagler was insanity.
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And also, the way Marvin Hagler decided to fight him...
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Marvin Hagler decided to turn it into just chaos.
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Bro, this first round, this is the best first round of boxing I've ever seen in my life.
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First of all, they both were at the tippy top of their game.
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Bro, this is the best first round of boxing I've ever seen, bro.
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They're just trying to find range and throw hay niggers.
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And Tommy Hearns apparently broke his hand in this first round.
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It lasted two or three rounds, if I remember correctly.
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When I was a kid, Marvin Haggard was supposed to fight Mustafa Hamshaw, and he was training on Cape Cod in the winter.
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And he was running down the beach screaming, war!
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And they were filming him for this local news channel.
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And I was sitting there watching TV, and Marvin Haggard's got a hoodie on, and he's running down this frozen beach going, war!
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A human being can't fight like that for more than three rounds, the way they was fighting.
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Like, he met some clever boxers, like Sugar Ray was clever.
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I think he had a lot of respect for Duran when they fought, too.
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But Marvin Hagler was one of the most impressive boxers of all time.
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You know a fight that I really want to see that the logistics and political should keep...
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Do you think they were talking the last day or two that they were going to just abandon the idea of even pursuing it?
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Like they're trying to pretend they're backing off?
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When I'm looking at that, I was like, what the fuck?
02:31:49.000
You get to a certain level, it doesn't matter how much movement you have.
02:31:54.000
As Lomachenko went up in weight, he reached this technical breaking point.
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And then you get nervous, and then you're tighter, and it's harder to move.
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Lomachenko had some sort of an injury to his shoulder, apparently, going into that fight.
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Lomachenko thought he won, which I thought was crazy.
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He's one of the most interesting boxers of all time, but he definitely did win that fight.
02:32:36.000
Yeah, I guess I've never seen Lomachenko, I guess, get to that point because we've always seen him just dominate.
02:32:42.000
Another guy I wish I would have seen Floyd fight.
02:33:01.000
What's up with Triple G? They think that Lomachenko, Triple G, they want to have a rematch with Canelo, apparently.
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The first one, a lot of people thought Triple G won, but the second one, Canelo, was brilliant.
02:33:48.000
You ever see that Danny Jacobs fight, where Danny Jacobs is throwing haymakers at him, and he's like, moving...
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Anybody who says that that's not an art, you're out of your mind.
02:33:59.000
Right, to people who know, you watch that, you're like, holy shit.
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That's like hitting 100 miles or fast, like curveball, you know what I mean?
02:34:08.000
Canelo improved more than any fighter that I've seen.
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Legitimately, yeah, because he fought Floyd too early.
02:34:15.000
Yeah, I was just about to say that Floyd caught when he was young.
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Get him to dehydrate himself a little bit more.
02:34:58.000
I mean, excuse me, Canelo, he learned from Floyd.
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Like, if you can't hit a guy, like, oh, that's, like, really important.
02:35:08.000
You fight Floyd and you're like, hey, where are you going?
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So these dudes like Canelo, look how good he was in the Jacobs fight with his head movement.
02:35:26.000
I was just about to say that it's a fight here.
02:35:46.000
But what's a dude with hard to pronounce and last name?
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That was a big one when Hoist Gracie was in the UFC, because Hoist Gracie had his letters, it starts with an R. It's Royce Gracie in English, but because he's Brazilian, it's Portuguese.
02:36:50.000
They pronounce the R and H, so it's Hoist Gracie.
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Especially if you're a dude who's like 175 pounds and fucks up the world.
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I mean, man, I've always wanted to be 175, like 185. Shit.
02:37:11.000
Imagine the expectations growing up in the Gracie family.
02:37:18.000
When it comes to all-time, there's no greater family name ever in the history.
02:37:43.000
Henzo Gracie today has the most revered lineage of all.
02:37:51.000
He's produced John Donaher, who produced Gordon Ryan and Nicky Ryan.
02:38:22.000
Well, they had some of their first matches in the early 1900s.
02:38:48.000
He and Carlos Gracie were the ones who were first experimenting with Jiu Jitsu.
02:38:59.000
But the benefits of him being really small is he couldn't hurt anybody with just his muscle.
02:39:06.000
So they learned from these guys that came over from Japan.
02:39:09.000
He even had this match with this dude Kimura who fucked up his shoulder.
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A double wrist lock is like the catch wrestling tournament of it.
02:39:29.000
He did it to Elio Gracie in like the early 1900s and fucked up his shoulder.
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Yeah, and then Elio came back and he fought a bunch of other challenge matches.
02:39:37.000
Then he had his, I think it was his cousin Carlson.
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His cousin Carlson was like bigger and more robust, like kind of like a more durable, a scarier version of him.
02:39:49.000
And then by the time the UFC came around, which is like 1993, in Brazil they had been doing this for decades, man.
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Decades of capoeira guys fighting karate guys, fighting wrestlers.
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So Brazil was just buck wild with martial arts.
02:40:31.000
As far as production is concerned, I feel like.
02:40:32.000
But I was like there was there was jujitsu going but there was also like these other forms of wrestling and all that like there's a The thing called luta livre was like competitor to jujitsu in Brazil And there was all these different styles they were trying to figure out who is the man and And it was all happening before the UFC even came around.
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There was a guy named Count Maeda who came down there and taught them judo.
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And he taught them judo, and they just started practicing on each other.
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And next thing you know, they developed Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
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They kept learning from each other, and these guys just figured out a better way to strangle each other.
02:41:15.000
It's like they're Dr. James Naismith with basketball.
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They're like, here, do this, go make some money.
02:41:39.000
Between 1993 and the beginning of time, martial arts has evolved more from 1993 to 2021 than any time ever in human history.
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And it's predominantly because of that guy holding that baby.
02:41:59.000
That guy figured out a way to use leverage and technique and to beat guys of superior size and strength and weight.
02:42:27.000
But here's one of the more interesting things about Elio Gracie.
02:42:31.000
He would give his children presents if they lost.
02:42:53.000
Yeah, that's like giving you a kid like, hey, you participated.
02:42:57.000
Yeah, but if you want to look at a study of what works and what doesn't, that guy should be the real professor.
02:43:05.000
He's produced like a dozen straight-up killers.
02:43:08.000
And my lineage that I come from, the Machados, they're cousins to the Gracies.
02:43:14.000
So my lineage is completely connected to there.
02:43:17.000
Because Jean-Jacques Machado is, in Jiu-Jitsu, I'd call him my master.
02:43:22.000
So this one family literally connected to martial arts and changed it forever.
02:43:34.000
But more so because Jacksons, look, you can't discount James Brown.
02:43:42.000
The Jacksons were amazing, but there was a lot of Jacksons.
02:43:45.000
There was a lot of crazy, powerful musical influences.
02:43:52.000
You could see 30 different styles of superpower.
02:43:56.000
One family in South America figured out the best strangle bitches just to grab them and strangle them.
02:44:04.000
They were all practicing all day long trying to figure out what's the most efficient, intelligent way of choking people to death.
02:44:11.000
And they figured it all out above and beyond every other fucking martial arts grappling competitors in the world.
02:44:17.000
And then they expanded through the globe where if you don't know their style, you're fucked.
02:44:22.000
There's not a single grappling organization on earth where if you don't understand the style that was created by the people that originally founded jiu-jitsu.
02:44:31.000
If you don't understand that, you're going to get strangled.
02:44:37.000
It's like they created the microchip, basically.
02:44:41.000
If you're a regular wrestler who has no exposure to jiu-jitsu, and you have a grappling match with a guy like Gordon Ryan, who's a multiple-time world champion, he's gonna fucking strangle you 100% of the time.
02:45:02.000
The only thing that's going to save you is if there's a time limit.
02:45:05.000
If somehow or another you can hold on for five minutes and then when the time's up, you're, yeah, one.
02:45:14.000
If you don't understand what he's doing, he's going to get you.
02:45:18.000
He's going to find a way to hurt you really bad and you're going to give up.
02:45:32.000
My mama wouldn't pay for me to get no karate lessons.
02:45:38.000
Everybody would be so much friendlier if people knew how to fight.
02:45:44.000
Are you weird if you take karate when you're an older person?
02:45:53.000
I think you're weird in that you have balls to take that chance.
02:45:57.000
If you're a 49-year-old dude who's a trucker, who's never done shit, and you're like, I want to learn karate.
02:46:07.000
Yeah, I'll be like, yeah, you're kind of weird, man.
02:46:17.000
I mean, why are we happy if he decides he's a woman, but we're not happy if he wants to take karate?
02:46:23.000
Choices 100% across the board with no judgment.
02:46:44.000
There was a 92-year-old woman who went to college.
02:46:52.000
And survived and lived until she was 96. So there you go.
02:47:12.000
I was talking to Fred and he was saying, man, crack's supposed to be fire.
02:47:23.000
At 79 or 80 or whenever black guys die, 64. Oh, then you're going to try it?
02:47:28.000
I thought you were going to say you already have.
02:48:02.000
They ain't got to pay for it if you call it free.
02:48:15.000
Imagine if we get to a point where we could have Freebase t-shirts.
02:48:33.000
And from the 8th ball, my breath started stinking.
02:48:36.000
He said, the boy J.D. was a friend of mine until I called him in the car trying to steal my Alpine.
02:48:53.000
I've got a Quaalude shirt from the 70s my dad gave me.
02:48:58.000
If you can sell weed at a store, you should be able to sell Freebase at a store, too.
02:49:05.000
Like, I want to make the first crack store in America.
02:49:15.000
If there's not a market for it, what are you worried about?
02:49:20.000
I mean, like, what's it like to deal with crackheads?
02:49:25.000
They're different than heroin addicts, I'll tell you that.
02:49:29.000
It's different kind of, you know what I'm saying, like waves.
02:49:31.000
Like heroin addicts will kill you if you don't give them any drugs.
02:49:36.000
Crackheads, they'll just steal some shit from you or something like that, you know what I'm saying?
02:49:41.000
I would say with the addiction, yeah, because they get sick and they'll do whatever.
02:49:53.000
Crackheads just crazy, and crackheads got wild strength and speed.
02:49:58.000
All right, so we should put them in the NFL combine?
02:50:01.000
I mean, like, shit, like, I know a crackhead that got hit by a combine four times.
02:50:11.000
Do you think that all the people that are addicted to whatever the fuck they're addicted to, do you think that would be the exact same numbers if everything was legal?
02:50:36.000
I think I like bitches and pussy so much because you...
02:50:43.000
So I make me want to be like, oh, I want to see what that's about.
02:50:45.000
So if you make shit not taboo no more, people might be like, I don't even like that.
02:50:52.000
Nah, they make homosexuality, they make that taboo too, and you wasn't doing that.
02:51:20.000
I mean, no disrespect, but if you gay, bro, if you decide tomorrow, man, I'm going to start sucking dick, I'll be like, oh yeah, Brian Gay as hell.
02:51:31.000
You can't be like, you can't come to me and be like, hey, I'm off that gay shit, bro.
02:51:39.000
I've been like, bro, you still my nigga, but I've always categorized you with that, you know what I'm saying?
02:52:12.000
There's gay dudes and then there's really gullible straight dudes who get talked into blowing crafty gay dudes.
02:52:21.000
See, this is why there's some ridicule attached to it.
02:52:39.000
I think everyone in this table, I'm happy that people are gay.
02:52:44.000
I want people to be happy no matter what you're doing in this life.
02:52:56.000
We shouldn't be fighting over this stupid shit.
02:52:58.000
It's like the Russians in America, we gotta speak each other's language.
02:53:13.000
If a motherfucker convinced a straight dude to suck a dick, then you wasn't straight.
02:53:26.000
It just took a guy who's way better at playing this particular game of chess.
02:53:32.000
And he played it with a bunch of straight dudes.
02:53:34.000
Not only did he play with one, he's like, not good enough.
02:53:43.000
Two straight boyfriends, and he made them marry him on video and kiss him, and he fucked them all, and he gave them meth or whatever he gave them, and let them live with tigers.
02:53:55.000
Hold on, and dude afterwards was like, man, I wasn't even gay.
02:54:05.000
He should be employed by some sort of PBS type deal.
02:54:27.000
You were actually going to get this man Joe Exotic freed.
02:54:30.000
He said Trump didn't pardon him because he's too gay.
02:54:45.000
He had the stretch limo Dodge Ram out there waiting.
02:55:02.000
If none of that shit went down, Joe Exotic would be right here.
02:55:09.000
He would be sitting in this fucking chair right here.
02:55:11.000
Or he would have got pardoned right before it and been there with them at Capitol Hill.
02:55:26.000
Bro, I might marry him if I was too close to him.
02:55:39.000
And that one with the mustache, that guy was gigantic.
02:55:42.000
He has these hands that are like fucking catcher's mitts.
02:55:46.000
All the while, I'm trying to get two bitches to do this.
02:55:52.000
When a guy gets two straight dudes to do it, nobody feels like anybody's a victim.
02:56:02.000
So this guy's getting a couple other guys to suck his dick.
02:56:10.000
You should know that you don't want to suck his dick.
02:56:20.000
Why is it fucked up that R. Kelly's still in jail?
02:56:26.000
He should be there, but it's a waste of talent.
02:56:33.000
They said, listen, you can take months off of your sentence with each album you put out.
02:56:44.000
Hey, man, you need to be the new attorney general.
02:56:55.000
If you were the opposing lawyer and you and I met and we decided, let's just smoke a joint and talk about this, man.
02:57:04.000
Right now, with all the shit that had happened with R. Kelly, it'd be very, very difficult to listen to a new R. Kelly album.
02:57:23.000
He's a fucking piece of shit, but he's got great songs.
02:57:25.000
Some people got upset at me that I said, listen, I understand.
02:57:34.000
Who was that one that he released on SoundCloud?
02:57:53.000
He might have 18 songs in a row called Not Guilty.
02:58:08.000
They let him out for COVID? R. Kelly is an innovator, man.
02:58:10.000
Everybody else out for COVID. He's an R&B. He's the king of R&B. Oh, okay.
02:58:23.000
Listen, I'm not saying I endorse what he's done.
02:58:29.000
The sounds that he's making, the things that he's saying, you can apply them to what you think he did or didn't do and it'll fuck it up for you.
02:58:38.000
Yeah, bro, if Hitler puts out a fucking R&B soul album tomorrow with Funkadelic on it...
02:58:50.000
I do think some of them bitches and them families and them niggas and shit like that that was letting their daughter go with R. Kelly, they knew what the fuck they was doing.
02:58:57.000
Like, I'm not letting my daughter go with R. Kelly nowhere, nigga.
02:59:03.000
Like what every black parent said when they watched that documentary, they were just like...
02:59:12.000
I think a lot of that shit was bullshit, but I think R. Kelly a nasty motherfucker and he need to go to jail.
02:59:20.000
Let a hoe be a hoe, but he was just dipping in shallow waters.
02:59:26.000
Go be a hoe with some old, like with some grown people.
02:59:30.000
Why do you want to fuck with a bitch that can't even drink at a bar with you?
02:59:33.000
I think there's a madness of that kind of fame.
02:59:41.000
You ever see that one video where he was on stage and these girls literally reach up and grab his dick while he's dancing and singing in front of him?
02:59:57.000
And I'm not saying that Sinatra did the same shit that R. Kelly did, but I want you to imagine what kind of a connection does this man have to his fans?
03:00:10.000
I mean, he is dancing in front of these ladies in there.
03:00:14.000
He's singing to their face, and they're patting him down, and people are screaming.
03:00:19.000
For the people that are just listening to this, this is wild shit.
03:00:42.000
Listen, we need Jimmy Fallon's and we also need R. Kelly's.
03:01:01.000
There was some shit that he did that was different than this.
03:01:04.000
The problem with this guy is the stuff that he did was like you start looking into it and you go, Jesus, how old is everybody?
03:01:15.000
The art that he produced, like being able to stand on stage and this girl grabs his dick in front of everybody, I'm not endorsing anything he's ever done, ever, that's criminal.
03:01:28.000
That's not like old school doo-wop shit, I feel like.
03:01:30.000
They were doing that shit back in the day, you know?
03:01:35.000
I know, but they're grabbing his dick in front of the whole world.
03:01:56.000
Girl, would you like to come back with Rob to America?
03:02:41.000
What was the one where the girl calls up and he's mad, he's getting his hair done?
03:02:54.000
Where he's going back and forth with this woman on the phone.
03:03:02.000
She's mad at him and he's like, Bitch, I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes!
03:03:16.000
He goes, bitch, I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes!
03:03:38.000
Girl, I'm not about to sit up here and argue with you about who's to blame or call no names.
03:03:53.000
Just because your friend says she saw me at a club with some other bitches.
03:04:38.000
Don't you think I got enough bullshit on my mind?
03:04:45.000
I'm going through a motherfucking pedophile case.
03:05:02.000
You're always running off at the mouth, telling your girls your motherfucking business.
03:05:07.000
When they don't eat with us, they don't sleep with us.
03:05:20.000
Did you just put a voicemail conversation as a song?
03:05:33.000
Listen, whatever he did that's illegal, I stand against it, and I think we all stand against it.
03:05:43.000
Because when you listen to some of the shit that he produces, you're like, God damn.
03:06:14.000
You grew up in the other street from them, didn't you?
03:06:16.000
Yeah, I grew up around the corner from them niggas.
03:06:18.000
Imagine if someone who really did face their death fake it and do it successfully.
03:06:26.000
Like Robert or John F. John F. Guys who get shot.
03:06:48.000
I mean, fucking hoes doing like regular nigga shit now.
03:06:59.000
According to the papers, they're saying, you know, he was fucking kids and now he's gone over to overdose.
03:07:10.000
He said, man, niggas gonna hate you for whatever you do, man.
03:07:24.000
They was both fucking with Quincy Jones' daughter.
03:07:36.000
You might want to look into that Mike on the Pac murder, really, to be honest.
03:07:44.000
He said, damn, man, they're making all these fucking Pac movies and documentaries.
03:07:58.000
The time Tupac and Michael Jackson got in a fight.
03:08:18.000
Did you ever see that movie with Tupac and Mickey Rourke?
03:08:33.000
When it comes to Tupac, Mickey Rourke, Jeopardy.
03:08:41.000
Mickey Rourke was one of my favorite actors, man.
03:09:04.000
It's about a guy selling his soul to the devil.
03:09:10.000
And he's like in the middle of, I believe it takes place in New Orleans or Louisiana or somewhere down there.
03:09:15.000
It's really hot and sweaty and it seems like madness.
03:09:37.000
I'm telling you, Robert De Niro might be the most convincing devil ever in a movie.
03:09:48.000
Like, the conversation we're having is nonsense.
03:10:06.000
Yeah, and Mickey Rourke's character is trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.
03:10:16.000
I'm trying to remember specifics about it, but I'm pretty sure the premise was that he sold his soul to the devil.
03:10:37.000
Mickey Rourke is a private detective contracted by Louis Cipher.
03:10:43.000
Robert De Niro to track down an iconic singer, Johnny Favorite.
03:10:47.000
However, everybody that Angel questions about Favorite seems to me to tragic demise.
03:10:51.000
Eventually, the trail leads Angel to New Orleans where he learns that Favorite had dabbled in the black arts as Favorite's whereabouts and true identity become clear.
03:11:27.000
Again, it's like we were talking about Tyson or we're talking about anybody else.
03:11:32.000
There's only a few years you can exist at that high of a level of RPM. Yeah.
03:11:50.000
He hit some high levels with those movies, man.
03:12:22.000
You can't fuck no bitch to it if you watch on Netflix.
03:12:53.000
I feel like the whole fucking movie they're trying to play mind tricks with me.
03:13:04.000
I mean, I don't love John Wick because I don't love the script and some of the antics of the shit, but I like the shooting and shit like that.
03:13:09.000
I like the action of it, but I'm trying to see if it's like a great action movie.
03:13:15.000
I'm trying to see what's the last great action movie that I saw.
03:13:42.000
Yeah, so it's like she's been around for centuries and she can't get killed.
03:13:48.000
She'd have been in different wars and shit like that.
03:13:52.000
The Civil War, all this shit, you know what I'm saying?
03:13:54.000
So it's like, you know, it's about her and a group of people on the earth.
03:14:22.000
Like, if you said that you are you as you are right now forever, are you okay with that?
03:14:27.000
Like, what if you never get sick and you never get old and you just stay right here forever?
03:14:34.000
Like, how long can you stay right here forever?
03:14:38.000
If it gets to be like 900,000 years from now, and I'm like, dude, I can't do this anymore.
03:14:54.000
I don't even want to give it away, but it's one of the people in the movie that can't die or whatever.
03:15:02.000
I forgot what time period they were in, but they thought the bitch was like a witch.
03:15:06.000
So these people, they was like, yo, we got to burn.
03:15:14.000
So they lock her in a cage and then put her underwater.
03:15:18.000
So she can't get out the cage and she just drowns every day and comes back to life every day.
03:15:27.000
So it's like she drowns every second and then comes back to life.
03:15:38.000
I was like, damn, I could never die, but I'm dying every day and living.
03:15:58.000
Because you just do the same thing over and over and over and over again because you die every day.
03:16:02.000
And they feel all the pain of dying, but they just come back to life.
03:16:11.000
That's like something, again, it's like biblical.
03:16:24.000
I think the good movie I just saw was Judas and the Black Messiah.
03:16:30.000
The part that fucked me up was the actual real dude that was in the movie at the end.
03:16:40.000
And how he killed himself right after that documentary came out.
03:16:46.000
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
03:16:48.000
Yeah, he committed suicide, I assume, hanging, yeah.
03:16:50.000
But no, I heard he tried to hang himself, but yeah, he ran into traffic.
03:16:56.000
So yeah, he did Eye on the Prize in PBS in like 1990 when...
03:16:59.000
Yeah, when he talks about his involvement with the feds and him going to assassinate Fred Hampton and him being involved in it.
03:17:11.000
Like, man, stop and see some black history shit.
03:17:14.000
Come on here and talk about being a snitch and killing one of the leaders.
03:17:18.000
Eye on the prize, all about Fred Hampton and the nigga who got him killed.
03:17:25.000
And he was on that motherfucker trying to defend that shit.
03:17:27.000
Like, yeah, I talked about it, but I felt like my contribution was like...
03:17:30.000
He thought that he was like a black history martyr.
03:17:36.000
I mean, we can't talk about the movie, but yeah.
03:17:38.000
I mean, it's a true story, so I guess he was saying that he had three leaders.
03:17:41.000
It was like, you know, looking at Jesus and Martin Luther King, and then this FBI agent was like his other idol or whatever.
03:17:54.000
You've got to chase down the people that live in the center of the earth first.
03:18:03.000
We're going to eventually get to civil liberties and racial justice, but we've got to take care of the kid fuckers.
03:18:11.000
That's the craziest part of 20th and 21st century America.
03:18:19.000
How come there ain't no Pope R. Kelly, they want to take down Epstein, he didn't kill himself, but it's like, yeah, we still...
03:18:24.000
The government bailed out the Catholic Church who doesn't pay taxes, $4.4 billion.
03:18:29.000
Well, there's some weird shit, too, where they would relocate people.
03:18:32.000
They would find someone who had molested children in one particular parish, one particular area, and they would take them to a new place.
03:18:47.000
There's one of them about that, but there's one case of one guy who went on to molest, I think it was 100 deaf kids.
03:18:57.000
They had moved him from one place where he was doing something to kids to another place where he may have molested as many as 100 deaf kids.
03:19:18.000
Just like there's no excuses for R. Kelly, there's no excuses for these guys, right?
03:19:28.000
It's just like telling people they can't eat or telling people they can't drink water or telling people they can't sleep.
03:19:37.000
And for you to tell this priest that he can't ever, you're perverting what it is to be a person.
03:19:43.000
So whatever comes out of that perversion, whether it's Kid fucking, or rape, or self-harm, or whatever the fuck it is.
03:20:04.000
They volunteer for that kind of trauma, though.
03:20:08.000
When I was in high school, there was a kid who lived right up the street, and he was becoming a priest, and I knew his sister.
03:20:17.000
I went to school with his sister, and we would travel on the bus together to school, and it was known.
03:20:26.000
And like they get them in when they're young and they ordain them and there's places where I'm sure, just like everything else in the world, where they're strictly adhering to the Bible and they're wonderful, beautiful people.
03:20:38.000
They just want everybody to love everyone and they want the best for the community.
03:20:42.000
But like everything else, there's good ones and there's bad ones.
03:20:45.000
And the problem is when you protect the bad ones because you don't want to destroy the whole organization, then you let people like us talk and go, hey, they're fucking kids.
03:21:04.000
Anybody who knows, people who know priests know that there's been some shit that's gone down.
03:21:24.000
Just like you can't have poor construction standards if you're a civil engineer.
03:21:28.000
You gotta do the right thing, man, across the board.
03:21:31.000
Whether it's with religion or with finances or with government or healthcare.
03:21:36.000
Everything has to be done the right way across the board.
03:21:38.000
I can't fuck with Catholicism because I can't go sit and talk to no motherfucker and confess to no human being.
03:21:49.000
You know that nigga be digging in his ass, man.
03:21:54.000
Like, why the fuck am I going to confess to you, bitch?
03:22:08.000
Some dudes just wake up every day and go, keep it in your pants.
03:22:13.000
They get through years and years of just keep it in your pants.
03:22:19.000
It's like being an NFL DB. I'll stick this guy for 99% or maybe 85% of these passes.
03:22:51.000
Back in the day, before they made them celibate, they were like, we got a problem here.
03:23:00.000
They lived to be 12. They just fucked each other and jumped off cliffs.
03:23:09.000
And that's when they decided, hey, hey, hey, if you want to be a priest, you can't fuck anymore.
03:23:27.000
I feel like a bad motherfucker that couldn't get no bitches.
03:23:41.000
Do you think it would be looked at differently if there was one woman who had, like, ten boyfriends?
03:23:51.000
It's one woman who just had a lot of money, and she had these ten male strippers.
03:24:00.000
There's a book called Wheel of Time and it's all about that polyamory stuff and women running.
03:24:04.000
They say, I let my dude go fuck other people or whatever because I'm a busy person.
03:24:09.000
So these women, these queens are running the country and they make these dudes, you know, like, I can't always be with him so I don't want to make him feel bad.
03:24:46.000
That's why he's the best superhero, because he don't need no fake-ass power.
03:24:49.000
He's a weird one, because you don't really want to be him, because you could.
03:24:53.000
Anybody had the suit and all the gadgets and shit?
03:25:02.000
See, the thing is, Batman doesn't have any physical...
03:25:06.000
The idea of Batman versus Superman is so fucking stupid.
03:25:13.000
If I got the motherfucking kryptonite, he can't do shit.
03:25:26.000
I just want to look at things rationally when I'm talking about Superman.
03:25:30.000
When it comes to Superman, there was a movie where he spun the earth backwards and went back in time.
03:25:36.000
What is that rich dude in a cape gonna do to fuck with that?
03:25:52.000
I think Superman's such an old, generic, old 1930s white idea of a superpower.
03:26:05.000
If I had a superpower like we said at breakfast, I would want to be that dude in the Jumper movie.
03:26:16.000
It's probably the greatest thing that ever happened since the outlaw Josie Wales kicked open a saloon door.
03:26:33.000
I don't think it's the Richard Pryor one, though.
03:26:49.000
I just have this thing I have to do for this chick.
03:27:05.000
He didn't know what the fuck was going to happen.
03:27:48.000
The problem is they didn't have a lot of bad guys back then.
03:28:10.000
He was fighting hurricanes and natural disasters and shit.
03:28:14.000
And Superman so caught up on a bitch, Batman was switching bitches out.
03:28:33.000
MF Doom said that Batty Boy song about Robin and Batman.
03:28:51.000
MF Doom did not show up at his concerts sometimes.
03:29:10.000
That motherfucker was doing drugs and drinking, man.
03:29:26.000
So I think that his just sometimes say, fuck it.
03:29:30.000
If I know I'm about to get some money to do a show and I can send a motherfucker there and I don't gotta go and I can still get the money, I would do that shit.
03:29:40.000
I could fuck with these people and I could do that.
03:29:48.000
How long is that guy going to be able to keep that up?
03:29:50.000
Like, people know who he is a little bit, but I think...
03:30:00.000
But also, it's like the idea that there's this guy that nobody knows exactly who it is, and he makes this art that's coveted by everybody around the world, because it doesn't just stand for art.
03:30:08.000
It also stands for some sort of a rejection of our modern culture.
03:30:17.000
I think he made a painting or some shit and like sold it.
03:30:22.000
When it was sold at auction, there was a shredder built into the frame.
03:30:36.000
Because first of all, it's not like the image was like a photograph or anything like that.
03:30:40.000
It's not like it's so perfect, you can't believe it's really a painting.
03:30:45.000
So if it's got all these shred marks because he tricked me and cut my fucking painting up, I'm even happier I bought it.
03:30:58.000
Let it go all the way down and be like tassels.
03:31:04.000
No, it was supposed to go all the way through, but the thing he set up fucked up.
03:31:08.000
I think the halfway thing actually makes it a little more valuable.
03:31:12.000
Even if it goes all the way to the bottom, it shreds this painting.
03:31:18.000
If it stops right there, just that alone is really interesting.
03:31:24.000
Just the fact that this is the painting that was up on the wall and it shreds like that.
03:31:32.000
I would want that to sit the way it is there, post-shredded, more than I would even want it in a frame.
03:32:05.000
I want a painting where he tricked me into buying this fucking painting.
03:32:19.000
That's one of the reasons why I just love to come to your show.
03:32:22.000
Rose Battle was the most creative, comic-writing-focused show.
03:32:37.000
Die sound and we can do live comedy other than Florida and Texas.
03:32:47.000
When it comes back, we got some big plans to roast about working with one of your producers on it.
03:32:56.000
Texas, man, right here you could do some great roast battles.
03:33:07.000
This was one of the first places we came when we were touring.
03:33:09.000
Let me ask you this, because this has troubled me.
03:33:12.000
Why is it that some people who are really good roasters can't apply that same energy to making their act as good as where it is when they attack someone?
03:33:23.000
By what they look like, or how stupid they are, or whatever their life is fucked up about that they know about.
03:33:33.000
But they can't figure out how to do that in just stand-up.
03:33:36.000
So you go see them at a roast, and you go, holy shit, this guy's a killer.
03:33:49.000
There's different pillars in, I guess, the comedy genre, right?
03:33:52.000
Like, you have sketch, you have stand-up, then you have roast battle, and you have improv, right?
03:33:57.000
And roast battle's different because your opponent is the subject.
03:34:01.000
Like, with stand-up, there's no opponent, it's just you're trying to make the crowd laugh.
03:34:04.000
This, you're trying to make the crowd laugh, you're trying to take this guy down, you're trying to make your idols proud of you, you're trying to make this crowd laugh, you know what I mean?
03:34:11.000
There's so much that goes into it, and they're one-liners for the most part, and it's a subject.
03:34:17.000
Not to say that you aren't the subject when you're doing your own act, but there's so many things that go into you building an hour or half an hour or 45 minutes to me just trying to get through 12 jokes.
03:34:27.000
I think so, yes, but I also think so, that there's something that forces them into action that regular stand-up doesn't.
03:34:35.000
Yeah, but you know you've got a thing that's going to happen in like, you know, 18 days or whatever the fuck it is.
03:34:42.000
Sometimes it can be a week, sometimes it can be two months, yeah.
03:34:44.000
So they have a date, and whether it's a week or two months, that's what they're focused on.
03:34:51.000
I'm going to say this, what do you think about that?
03:34:59.000
But what if everybody did that with everything?
03:35:00.000
What if everybody did that with your whole act?
03:35:07.000
Yeah, I don't know why everybody just, like, attack their set like that.
03:35:10.000
Because it does take a lot of respect to, like, think about somebody else instead of your own act.
03:35:16.000
It's almost like how fast do you run if you're running by yourself versus how fast do you run if you're in a race?
03:35:25.000
But if you're in a race, he's like, oh, well, I can run faster.
03:35:34.000
So that's the thing about roast battle that makes it so special.
03:35:37.000
It forces people into action where when they're not confronted by, like, impending doom, if they don't get some fucking good solid...
03:35:49.000
That's like, you know, I'll quote that to basketball, actually.
03:35:51.000
I remember, like, I was better at maybe playing a team sport because my position was point guard rather than me just, like, playing one-on-one with the dude.
03:35:57.000
Like, I may beat him, he may beat me, but I wouldn't look good as a one-on-one player, but I'd look way better with the team.
03:36:05.000
Stand-up is like, to me, it just seemed very conversational.
03:36:09.000
My favorite stand-up guys are guys that I feel like they just like talking to me.
03:36:15.000
I don't feel like they trying to hit me with punchlines.
03:36:19.000
I feel like it's just all natural and they always come back and make it all linked together.
03:36:24.000
To me, that's what a whole good stand-up act is.
03:36:34.000
He told the goddamn Bay Bay Kid story and it turned into a fucking movie.
03:36:48.000
She goes, well, you be careful while you're up there.
03:36:54.000
It's one of those jokes where you hear it, your knees get weak.
03:37:29.000
I found out about him when I was living in Boston.
03:37:31.000
There's one album that's released of Robin Harris.
03:37:35.000
I don't know if it's available on CD or on iTunes or anything like that.
03:37:42.000
He was Sweet Dick Willie in Through the Right Thing.
03:37:48.000
He told that joke in Mo' Better Blues about the fat girl.
03:37:57.000
He was a guy that made it look like he was having so much fun.
03:38:02.000
He figured out this vibe where he was just having so much fun, and he would have so much fun watching him.
03:38:08.000
There was this confidence that you had in him that he was funny.
03:38:17.000
He that old black uncle that always got some shit to say about something.
03:38:27.000
Like, he always got, like you said, from Do The Right Thing, when he was Sweet Dick Willie, man, he's like, why they call you Sweet Dick Willie?
03:38:35.000
He's just an agitated Older black men cursing is so funny to me.
03:38:47.000
So him and his friends cursing is just some of the most comical shit to me.
03:38:52.000
I don't know why, but I watch that shit on YouTube.
03:38:55.000
I be pulling up old black men cursing and I watch that shit.
03:39:10.000
Before the Kings of Comedy, when he was doing clubs, he did the Comedy Connection in Boston.
03:39:20.000
Maybe I was coming from a gig or going to a gig or whatever, and I stopped in.
03:39:33.000
I'm pretty sure it was the Comedy Connection of Fanny Hall.
03:39:35.000
But I never remember the power that he had in his delivery on stage.
03:39:43.000
When he was like, I ain't scared of you, motherfuckers.
03:39:49.000
That fearless shit, I think we all look for that as standards, right?
03:39:53.000
Dude, let me tell you one of the best sets I've ever seen in my fucking life.
03:40:05.000
Eddie Griffin comes out guns blazing in shorts.
03:40:28.000
Because after the comedy career goes and they get all these goddamn shows, like, you think it's Damon Wayans from My Wife and Kids, but Damon Wayans' HBO stand-up is one of the greatest of all time.
03:40:48.000
He said Mike Tyson walked up to me and was like, hey, I'ma fuck you with your ass.
03:40:54.000
No, he said, well, he goes, I have to talk stuff like, well, don't be taking so long.
03:41:27.000
That guy has filmed every show he's ever done since the 1990s.
03:41:32.000
He brings a tripod and he brings a camera, some sort of video camera, to every show he does.
03:41:37.000
He films all of them, he edits them himself, and he goes over all of his material.
03:41:47.000
He brought, he was carrying the fucking tripod with this camera at the improv and he set it down.
03:42:09.000
I Might Need Security is a hell of a stand-up special.
03:42:22.000
There's people that just, they know that he can sing, he can do comedy, he can pretend he's different human beings.
03:42:43.000
You think about that roster for In Living Color, right?
03:42:46.000
I was just about to say, you took the words right out of my mouth.
03:42:48.000
Jim Carrey, Jamie Foxx, Damon Wayans, Keenan, Kim Wayans.
03:42:52.000
I was at a pool hall in 1991, 92, whatever the fuck it was, and we were playing pool, and I looked up the first episode I ever saw of In Living Color.
03:43:01.000
It was during a football game, there was like a halftime thing, and Jim Carrey was playing a burn victim.
03:43:11.000
Me and my friend Johnny were like, oh my god, I can't fucking believe this is real.
03:43:19.000
When he did Joe Biden, the two characters were not that far apart.
03:43:27.000
Let me see what this Joe Biden's like, because I know Fire Marshal Bill.
03:43:46.000
There's some great ones in the early days with John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd and Gilda Radner.
03:43:53.000
But the problem with Saturday Night Live is not that there's not amazing sketches.
03:44:02.000
The odds are you're going to have all perfect performances.
03:44:18.000
There's going to be a progression of things that happen.
03:44:20.000
People are going to realize that, okay, we can relax.
03:44:34.000
At the CPAC that he's supposed to talk at, he's supposed to say he's going to announce it.
03:44:39.000
Right, so imagine how he's about to turn these Trumpers all the way up, dog.
03:44:49.000
One of the things I was like, man, he's going to be the greatest free agency in podcast history.
03:44:57.000
Do you ever see that White House press correspondence dinner?
03:45:04.000
I think that's what it was, where Obama was on stage and he was talking to Trump and he was making fun of him.
03:45:09.000
And he said, here's one thing that I am that you'll never be.
03:45:15.000
Like, allegedly, that's what's stuck in that motherfucker's head.
03:45:21.000
That's what's stuck in his head, and he's like, oh yeah, oh yeah, I don't fucking show you.
03:45:34.000
When the history books are done, yeah, we will be sad.
03:45:37.000
He was a hell of a businessman who had a lot of bankrupt season and got in the office.
03:45:54.000
I think it's going to heighten our need for something that's better.
03:46:22.000
He certainly would bring some change to the White House.
03:46:37.000
For example, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice at the steakhouse, the men's cooking team did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks.
03:46:54.000
And there was a lot of blame to go around, but you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership.
03:47:01.000
And so, ultimately, you didn't blame Little John or Meat Loaf.
03:47:11.000
And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night.
03:47:19.000
He's in these type decisions that would keep me up at night.
03:47:22.000
You know, the problem with one of those things is, like, if you know you're just going to cap on Trump when he's in the audience, you kind of should allow him to come up.
03:47:31.000
And you should kind of tell him about it in advance.
03:47:37.000
I'm sorry to say this, but I gotta shit all over you.
03:47:40.000
You're kind of a ridiculous person, so I'm gonna tell everybody.
03:47:43.000
But now you've been warned, now you can shit on me too.
03:47:50.000
If he just did that, maybe he wouldn't have ran for president.
03:47:54.000
Maybe that's just his response for the previous election.
03:47:56.000
Bro, that guy got that shit stuck in his head and ran for president.
03:48:01.000
Like Obama, and rightfully so, he had some legitimate criticisms.
03:48:06.000
But the way he went about fooling that guy and clowning that guy publicly in front of the world probably created a monster.
03:48:36.000
It used to be cool to say you got the same birthday as Donald Trump, but...
03:48:45.000
It's like if a guy says you were really born in Kenya...
03:48:51.000
Like, I kind of think you guys need to get together.
03:48:55.000
Thank you, Russia and America 1950. Let's put some cameras on you two guys.
03:49:00.000
Hey, Donald, why the fuck do you think he's from Kenya?
03:49:05.000
Like, if you just snipe at each other from Twitter or whatever you're doing, it's so dumb.
03:49:10.000
If you could get Obama and Trump in this fucking room.
03:49:37.000
Occasionally, there's got to be some points where you've got to go stop.
03:49:43.000
Have courage in your beliefs enough to let a guy talk first.
03:50:03.000
It's like one of them Pray the Gay Away seminars.
03:50:07.000
I would hang in there until we get the result that we're looking for.
03:50:20.000
That has got to be one of the wildest things that we don't criticize.
03:50:24.000
The idea that you're going to get a dude and you're going to hold his hand and pray the gay away and that this was a valid approach.
03:50:45.000
Take them priests, hold their hands, and be like, pray this shit away.
03:50:48.000
I think the problem with the priest is always going to be the problem that they're suppressed.
03:50:53.000
You know that expression, like, hurt people hurt people?
03:51:03.000
People who have been sexually assaulted when they were young who go on to sexually assault other people.
03:51:09.000
It's not always, but it's enough so that they're trying to figure out, like, why that is.
03:51:20.000
Kids, like, a lot of times kids that have been beat up by their parents, they go on to beat up their children or beat up their wife.
03:51:39.000
If you go back to listen to, like, if you read the words of people that lived in, like, Socrates' time or Aristotle's time, and if you piece it together after a while, you're like, oh my god, it's a wild world where men had relationships with boys.
03:51:58.000
And people died of all kinds of fucking diseases.
03:52:04.000
Yeah, you can get Al Capone died from BD. Bro, whatever you got, you're dead.
03:52:14.000
Or we might tie it off at the knee and saw it off and give you a fucking peg leg.
03:52:24.000
Listen, you break your arm, you might bleed to death.
03:52:40.000
All that was happening, but they still had to be like, hey, I'm 19. This boy's 6. He's with me.
03:52:52.000
That part's fucked up, but just think about the injury thing.
03:53:03.000
The idea that we should treat them like regular people, we should give them whatever they need.
03:53:23.000
Yeah, I guess OBGYN. I've never heard fixed pussies, but I like what you're saying.
03:53:35.000
I'd be like, man, you don't get tired of looking at pussy all day?
03:53:52.000
Yeah, I should have hit him, called in, like Dr. Drew, like Adam Carolla.
03:53:56.000
Yeah, that'd be a dope-ass show for me and my brother.
03:54:00.000
You know what I'm the most scared of about us, about people today?
03:54:04.000
Is that we're going to give up all the things that are fun about the chaos of being a person in exchange for safety.
03:54:11.000
That one day is going to come an option where we can merge with machines, merge with the internet, and take a chip in your brain, and become a part of the matrix, and give up on all the lust and all the nonsense and all the chaos.
03:54:29.000
We might be like fucking 70 years old looking back.
03:54:32.000
Hey, remember we talked about this on the podcast?
03:54:38.000
They're trying to put you a credit card and shit.
03:54:43.000
He was talking about this guy just gets tattooed, but he also gets like, he has like chips or like things he puts in to be identified.
03:54:53.000
If you're not doing anything shady, take the chip.
03:54:57.000
He was saying, what he thinks in the future is we're going to have robots, right?
03:55:01.000
But what's going to happen is these robots, it'll be going to trial instead of the robots, it'll be the people who own the robots.
03:55:10.000
It's going to be these robots and slaves because we own them, right?
03:55:16.000
And then eventually they're going to get smart enough and then, you know, have a slave rebellion and kill all of them.
03:55:21.000
I think it's going to get way crazier than that.
03:55:25.000
Yeah, they're going to pull a switch at some point in time and they're going to allow artificial intelligence to act on its own accord.
03:55:32.000
They're going to allow artificial intelligence to...
03:55:35.000
It's like a wonderful woman who's seductive tricks you into pulling your dick out and strokes it on the outside of its pants.
03:55:44.000
They're going to trick us into letting them take over and become sentient.
03:55:49.000
It's going to be like, if there's a competition, they're making money, but there's other people that are making money also.
03:55:53.000
They try to figure out who gets to the finish line of creating a legitimate...
03:56:00.000
And once they do, that thing's gonna think for itself and it's gonna make a better version of itself.
03:56:05.000
It's like, oh, these dummies, they don't even know how to wire things right.
03:56:09.000
And then they make a better version of themselves and then that thing makes a better version of itself.
03:56:15.000
They've studied this and they've done these scientific analysis of how technology progresses over time when some immensely epic Iconic moment happens.
03:56:28.000
And they think that it's legitimately possible that thousands of years of evolution and technology could take place over a short period of time.
03:56:35.000
Because they would just keep making better and better robots.
03:56:38.000
So we would just go into some insane impossible for our Primate brains.
03:56:45.000
We're all biological animals and our brains are capable of like giving birth to this thing that's gonna be infinitely more intelligent than we could ever be.
03:56:56.000
Just like we are not running from jaguars into fucking trees anymore.
03:57:10.000
Think about 20 years ago when there was no phones.
03:57:25.000
Okay, 2007. So 2007, so the iPhone has been around for 14 years, right?
03:57:32.000
Before then, think about the world with no smartphones.
03:57:37.000
You don't know where to go if you don't have a map.
03:57:42.000
I used to print the motherfucking MapQuest on the internet.
03:57:51.000
My mama be like, don't be printing all my paper, nigga.
03:58:03.000
You should have a YouTube show with just you and your mom.
03:58:11.000
She grew up on goddamn 17th Avenue in Gary, Indiana, man.
03:58:17.000
Imagine being a person trying to meet a woman in 1920. And he's out there chopping wood, going like this.
03:58:28.000
You got no time to venture forth into the forest.
03:58:39.000
So women were a little more promiscuous in the 20s.
03:59:01.000
You get them suppressed, you box them into a corner, and they burst out like wild cats.
03:59:08.000
The roaring 20s in the 2020s are going to be the same as the roaring 20s from the 1920s.
03:59:15.000
Look, COVID-19, 2018, Spanish flow, it's literally 101 years.
03:59:24.000
Is there going to be a depression in the 30s, though?
03:59:29.000
That was like some stock market malarkey, which definitely could happen at any time.
03:59:33.000
I mean, that's why, like, all these people who think you need no regulation, like...
03:59:37.000
You can't let those fucking savages just steer this ship right to the rock for a bag of gold coins.
03:59:50.000
There's some great ones with wonderful morals, and there's some fucking savages out there who sell their soul to Robert De Niro.
04:00:03.000
Yeah, that Bernie Madoff movie, when I watched that, I was like, damn, bro, what the fuck?
04:00:15.000
I didn't even know that many people would trust you with all that fucking money, man.
04:00:22.000
I mean, fuck, you see NXIVM is the same thing, that cult.
04:00:29.000
I'm saying, but he got smart people to believe in it.
04:00:31.000
You get that What the Bleep guy to believe in it.
04:00:37.000
The guy who did the first series, What the Bleep?
04:00:42.000
The thing about that What the Bleep do we know is a lot of it is based on scientific ignorance.
04:00:48.000
It's a lack of understanding of what quantum physics are really all about, what the observer effect is really all about.
04:00:53.000
Also, the lady who's talking through that, Ramtha, you know that Ramtha?
04:00:58.000
She's actually channeling a 1,000-year-old alien when she's Ramtha.
04:01:08.000
Like, when you talk to real quantum physicists...
04:01:12.000
If you talk to someone like Sean Carroll, or someone like Neil deGrasse Tyson, that really understand astronomy, or astrophysics, or time travel, or any of these weird things that they're trying to break down in this movie, and they're like, no, [...
04:01:27.000
They show the observer effect that happens on particles, and you're observing them in a wave.
04:01:31.000
No, it's changing because you're observing them.
04:01:42.000
Yeah, it's confusing, but you're making it out like it's magic.
04:01:49.000
The only motherfucker I trust on TV talking about science is Bill Nye the Science Guy.
04:02:04.000
We need people that make it entertaining to learn about important shit.
04:02:32.000
He's actually made a huge comeback over the last two years.
04:02:40.000
He's like every, someone's running his, uh, all of his, you know, the company, if you will, his name.
04:02:46.000
He's on Twitch, like a livestream every other day or something.
04:02:58.000
You cannot get one of those paintings, apparently.
04:03:11.000
Have you got an original Bob Ross in your house?
04:03:14.000
Imagine if that becomes like when the state dies and some great-grandchild fucking sells out.
04:03:24.000
He's going to be like, man, how many motherfuckers he got down that a nigga painted every day for 50 years, nigga?
04:03:30.000
It would be funny if he was a Ross crackhead grandson.
04:03:38.000
Almost every Bob Ross painting in existence lives in a Virginia office park.
04:03:44.000
When he would paint one, he'd paint three copies.
04:03:46.000
One for him, and then he would give one to this lady that funded him when he started.
04:04:01.000
You do one for TV and then make the extra copy for her.
04:04:12.000
When you see something like that, it represents...
04:04:16.000
You go, how good did that guy have to be at painting to make that?
04:04:26.000
His longtime business partner Annette Kawasaki.
04:04:31.000
He was born in Daytona Beach, 1942. Grew up in Orlando.
04:04:34.000
When Ross turned 18, he enlisted in the United States Air Force.
04:04:43.000
But, I mean, he's probably like the most famous modern painter, right?
04:05:07.000
More people in Europe might know who Banksy is, but they might not know Bob Ross.
04:05:12.000
You go over there and they got fucking weird cigarette warnings.
04:05:21.000
Like, you might buy some marble rolls and you won't see marble roll on it at all.
04:05:25.000
It'd just be a pair of black lungs or some shit like that.
04:05:35.000
Bro, I bought a pack of Backwoods in Australia.
04:05:51.000
They'll show you photos of cancer-ridden organs.
04:05:57.000
I was over there for the UFC the first time I ever went over there.
04:06:01.000
And I was talking to this dude at the bar and he had this pack of cigarettes.
04:06:35.000
Oh my god, you see bones rotting out of that person's foot.
04:06:46.000
You can show them those pictures and they smoke more.
04:06:48.000
Shit, in Russia they got the, you know, they got them dope booths where they can go in like a phone booth and go do drugs.
04:06:59.000
They have something along those lines where they provide people with needles and make it easier.
04:07:06.000
I promise, man, that's the worst fucking sex experience I've had in my life, going to Amsterdam, buying some pussy out one of them windows.
04:07:16.000
I just wanted to go because I wanted to check it out because everybody talk about red light district all that shit so I was like alright I'm about some pussy today but I'm gonna fuck around and do it so you know I had my little hundred euros so then I walked all night through the shit looked at all the holes and I was like oh yeah this shit this is okay cool so I'm just gonna pick some pussy I saw this badass white bitch Wait
04:08:08.000
I feel like I did not get my fucking money's worth.
04:08:26.000
But, she's got, I mean, it sounds like she's got a structure.
04:08:28.000
She's like, yeah, for 100 euros, I'll do this and nothing else.
04:08:47.000
Instagram is right now reviewing its decision and going, I think we fucked up.
04:08:56.000
I wanna see all the crazy shit that gets sent to him when he puts up online.
04:09:02.000
That's the thing about, like, internet connections.
04:09:04.000
If you know someone who finds fucked up shit, like, that's a valuable dude.
04:09:08.000
Like a dude who will send you some crazy car accident shit or some lion attack shit.
04:09:39.000
It looks like I might have to make a phone call.
04:09:56.000
Now, you just put those up with reckless abandon?
04:10:01.000
Don't you think they should have a Wild West Instagram where you can just do whatever you want?
04:10:17.000
I'm about to make my own app with all that bullshit on it.
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Everything except that booty hole inside out flip-flop shit.
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Smoking a crack and blowing it in the other crackhead ass.
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My friend John Joseph, he's the lead singer of the Cro-Mags.
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He's this ultra-marathon triathlon dude, does Ironmans and shit.
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Lives in New York City and he'll send me some shit that he finds.
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Either he sees it or someone else sees it in the subways.
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Just dudes butt-fucking in the middle of the stairway.
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Just pants down, just banging each other out in the middle of everybody.
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You seen that video of that dude eating a dick ass in the subway?
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He was just sitting there posted up with his ass out.
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There's a thing that happens when people don't think they're ever going to get arrested.
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And there's a parking structure next to the library.
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Yeah, I was going down and just like having a basketball.
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And yeah, this is this dude just like in the corner with a homeless dude.
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Rest in peace to Nipsey Hussle and Cicely Tyson.
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I want to disavow everything I said up until this moment.