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00:06:47.000That's the bigger competitor, but they're not like that cartoonish enemy that we had with Russ Stallone's not going to China and taking on that guy.
00:08:03.000No, there were a lot of places like that.
00:08:06.000In the limited touring that I was doing, I went to Omaha, and I was in Kansas City, and I was coming from the perspective of California, and I'm like, hey, look at us.
00:10:21.000Part of the email was, look, part of the mask conversation with Fauci has always been that at the beginning of the pandemic, he said masks didn't work.
00:10:29.000But then he said, the reason he said that is because there wasn't enough masks for first responders and hospital staff, and he wanted to make sure that the supply wasn't diminished.
00:10:37.000So he said that he didn't tell the truth.
00:10:40.000But in these emails, these are private emails, he's saying masks don't work.
00:10:48.000He's saying they're not effective for what you, outside of a hospital setting, these masks, like for personal use, the kind of cloth masks and paper masks that everybody's wearing, they're not effective.
00:11:00.000They're not, they can't, exactly what did he say?
00:11:02.000Let's pull it up so we get exactly what he said.
00:11:06.000The big part is he's talking about gain-of-function research in the Wuhan lab.
00:11:11.000And he's concerned about it and thinking whether or not they had paused that and whether they're still doing that.
00:11:17.000And he's trying to connect the gain-of-function research in the Wuhan lab with this COVID breakout and whether or not that's where it came from.
00:11:29.000The NIH funded these people who funded the gain-of-function research in the Wuhan lab, which means they're responsible for funding the very research that led to this outbreak if that's where it came from.
00:12:44.000He goes, typical mask you buy in a drugstore is not really effective in keeping out the virus, which is small enough to pass through the material.
00:12:51.000It might, however, provide some slight benefit in keeping out gross droplets if someone coughs or sneezes on you.
00:12:57.000I do not recommend that you wear a mask, particularly since you're going to a very low-risk location.
00:13:03.000See, this is just him saying that these drugstore masks are not really effective.
00:13:34.000And if you're in a low-risk location, like what's his motivation to- Why would he profess masks if he thought part and parcel that they don't work?
00:13:48.000First of all, the narrative is everybody needs to mask up.
00:16:21.000I mean, I'm going to butcher this for sure, but I think the idea is when they're doing this research, they want to find out what makes these viruses more infectious.
00:16:29.000And they were doing it on the original SARS as well, which has like a 10% fatality rate, which is very scary.
00:16:37.000This stuff is less than 1%, but that stuff is way worse.
00:16:41.000And by doing this gain-of-function research, they run the risk of people getting sick.
00:16:46.000We just found out a couple of weeks ago that in November of 2019, three workers from the lab in Wuhan got sent home, or sent to the hospital rather, really ill with coronavirus-like symptoms.
00:17:00.000And this was before they had COVID-19 tests, right?
00:17:15.000So all this time while they were trying to dismiss this lab outbreak, That had been hidden from us, that these three people in the lab got sick.
00:17:24.000The fact that Fauci had something to do with that gain-of-function research and funding that gain-of-function research, that had kind of been hidden from us.
00:18:14.000I think the whole reason why they've been saying that this thing came from nature, it's a natural spillover, is I don't think they're saying that because that's the most likely scenario.
00:18:23.000I think they're saying that because they fucked up.
00:18:27.000They didn't want everyone to know that they fucked up.
00:18:31.000And I think having the position of power and having the position of authority that he had, he could say, there's no indication this came from a lab.
00:19:00.000And this is the story that Rand Paul talked about when he was grilling Fauci.
00:19:05.000This is also what Josh Rogan talked about.
00:19:08.000He's a journalist that investigated all this.
00:19:10.000What Josh Rogan was saying was that during the Trump administration everything was so chaotic That they were able to restart this kind of dangerous research that Obama had put the brakes on.
00:19:21.000Obama apparently was like, what the fuck are you doing?
00:19:24.000Why are you making viruses more deadly?
00:19:39.000I mean, it's interesting because some news organizations are ignoring it completely and other organizations are attacking.
00:19:48.000That's when you see whether or not the news is really the news.
00:19:52.000Because you see the difference between the way the left-wing news is covering it, which is a lot of them are just out and out ignoring it.
00:19:57.000And then the right-wing news coverage, they're constantly bringing up these emails and pulling them out and hashtag fire Fauci and all this different shit.
00:20:09.000Calling out, like, this is our side's thing.
00:20:12.000Like, I saw that there was a headline in the New Yorker or the New York Times that said why it's so important to figure out whether this lab theory is correct or not.
00:20:25.000And it was like, that was kind of the first time I saw it in those papers.
00:20:31.000Oh no, it was in Newsweek a couple months ago.
00:20:44.000Trump was such a polarizing figure, and people hated him so much that anything that guy said, everybody was like, fuck him, let's go the other way.
00:20:54.000He said it came from a lab, but it definitely didn't come from a fucking lab.
00:20:57.000Yeah, well, that's the boy that cried wolf syndrome, right?
00:22:32.000We covered the idea of weaponized viruses.
00:22:35.000But the thing that they told me when we went to the CDC down in Galveston, Texas, they have this big building where they house basically every fucking terrible disease known to man.
00:22:45.000Big thick-ass walls and ventilation systems and everyone's wearing spacesuits and me and Duncan are high as fuck wandering around this place.
00:22:57.000And the guy was saying that what he's really worried about more than anything is things that come from nature.
00:23:02.000He's like, we could worry all day about weaponized viruses.
00:23:05.000And he goes, but the possibility of that is low compared to the possibility of something jumping from nature, which is very high.
00:23:13.000Well, that's why during this whole debate of whether it's the lab or the bat, I would rather it be that it came from the lab.
00:23:22.000Like the idea that, so there's just a bat that's, and then one person eats it or kisses it on the lips and now we're all, like, you know what I mean?
00:25:37.000It creates this thing called, what is it, Jakob's Krutzfeld disease?
00:25:43.000And that disease is the same thing as mad cow.
00:25:47.000It's also a prion disease like chronic wasting disease, which is a disease that's infecting deer all across the country right now.
00:25:56.000And it's a real crazy issue because it hasn't jumped from deer to people.
00:26:01.000You can eat a deer that has chronic wasting disease, but you're eating prions that even though they don't affect humans, you can't even kill them in a lab.
00:26:11.000Like when they take these implements, like instruments rather, like say if someone does an operation on a person who has mad cow disease, right?
00:26:19.000They've taken these instruments they use for surgery and they've put them in a thousand degree temperature for hours and the prions are still alive.
00:26:31.000You know, I try and say that it's the lab, and then you tell me that nature's not as scary, then you bring that out, that sounds terrifying.
00:26:38.000There's so much that can get us out there.
00:26:40.000There's a lot that can get us out there.
00:27:43.000Okay, with extensive backgrounds on Lyme patients and scientific discoveries that ensued, doctors began to use several antibiotics to treat the disease.
00:28:01.000Because this CIA speculation is pretty recent.
00:28:04.000It's pretty recent that there was some work that they were doing with the idea of spreading diseases through ticks, which is like, what kind of government do we have?
00:29:16.000Okay, the House is investigating this.
00:29:19.000In the 1960s, on an 840-acre island at the entrance of the Long Island Sound, scientists at the highly guarded Plum Island Animal Disease Center were at the forefront of a U.S. biological weapons research.
00:30:49.000That creates some sense of calm almost because you get an idea like, oh, that came from Plum Island, from those weirdos, and they did the thing.
00:30:58.000With all of these theories of where the stuff came from and all, does it calm us down to have a story rather than live with the reality that we live on this crazy, germ-filled, virus-filled planet that we have no control over and no real narrative?
00:31:33.000And there's for sure a bunch of diseases and a bunch of poisons and toxins and things that can kill us, for sure.
00:31:39.000But I don't know why it would give you calm to think some fucking spooks, some crazy CIA freaks, invented some goddamn weaponized disease that infected bugs and then they released it and then it accidentally got to Lyme,
00:31:54.000Connecticut and started fucking up kids' lives.
00:31:57.000I don't know why that would make you calm.
00:31:59.000The same reason I don't know why, like, coronavirus coming from a lab would be better.
00:32:13.000Rather than it just came out of the sewer and attacked us.
00:32:17.000I read about a lady who had HIV, so she has a very compromised immune system, and she got COVID, and she had it for over 200 days, and the virus mutated in her body 30 times.
00:32:36.000You have to take into account all the variance.
00:32:41.000Isn't it amazing how the fear of words like that, like, okay, so my family's vaccinated, we're all good, and I'm like, I am good to go.
00:32:52.000I'm going to the comedy store, I'm just like, I don't even have a mask in my car, and my wife's like, You might want to be a little more cautious.
00:33:36.000People that were vaccinated or people that...
00:33:41.000It was either people that were vaccinated or people that had the antibodies from the original COVID encountered the South African variant and it was almost like they had no protection at all.
00:33:52.000You know, sometimes I think you make things up just to scare me.
00:35:30.000Well, then it just comes down to people that have fucked up immune systems.
00:35:35.000And this is the big opportunity that was missed during this whole pandemic was like a concerted government effort to educate people on how to strengthen your immune system.
00:35:44.000How to get out there and get healthier.
00:38:32.000She had a bagel, just a pure bagel, and went to school.
00:38:34.000She teaches and crashed, like, in the middle of, you know, before lunch.
00:38:39.000But when she eats my bread, she's not hungry, and she doesn't crash, because it's already breaking down all of the sugars in the process of it.
00:39:03.000But I thought that was the whole idea of sourdough, was that sourdough has lower gluten because there's something about the starter and whatever that...
00:39:55.000Preservatives and sugars and glucose and all this other stuff, and that was making people sick.
00:40:00.000And I have friends that had gluten issues that eat my bread and have no problem with it, because it's just pure, you know?
00:40:07.000And so my wife, she wasn't crashing just from eating my stuff, but you eat a bagel, which has some added sugar in it, and it has all these sugars that are breaking down.
00:41:14.000The fermentation process improves the taste, texture, and shelf life of gluten-free bread, so you may find you prefer gluten-free sourdough over regular ingredients.
00:41:49.000The yeast is eating it, and it's shooting out gas, and it becomes this bubbly stuff that's ready to make in the dough, which you do the next day.
00:41:57.000And then you make that into your dough.
00:42:00.000You take more flour and water, mix that together, and then you add the sourdough starter that you have in that Weird little bowl.
00:44:16.000But if I'm going to eat that stuff, if I am going to eat a bread product, like to eat my bread and that's like your one carb thing that you get for the day, you're in good shape.
00:44:26.000Have you ever gone on like a full health diet, like I'm going to not eat any sugar, I'm going to not drink any alcohol, I'm going to not eat any garbage food?
00:48:31.000First of all, when you're pulling up to someone's barn or house, you're coming up that gravel road with the dust coming off the back of your car.
00:48:39.000They're probably like this, looking out the window.
00:48:58.000But if it's shelf life, that's just commerce.
00:49:02.000Well, yeah, there's commerce, but there's the worry that people are going to have milk that's raw, and they're going to let it sit, and they're going to drink it, and they're going to get sick.
00:49:10.000I mean, the whole reason why homogenized and pasteurized milk was made is so that it could stay fresh or stay drinkable for longer.
00:49:57.000So people that have a hard time digesting milk normally...
00:50:01.000Again, we should probably Google this.
00:50:04.000Is it easier for people with lactose intolerance to digest raw milk?
00:50:09.000I'm already looking at something that says, like, the ease of digestibility of raw cheddar gives those that experience discomfort with processed cheese products a delicious and natural option.
00:50:23.000Like, because California is, like, regulated through the fucking roof.
00:50:26.000There's a lot of weirdness with the raw milk.
00:50:29.000I remember you used to be able to buy it places, but then I saw that certain places were getting, like, people were literally getting arrested.
00:50:35.000But then I was like, well, is that because they don't have a license for it?
00:55:29.000Yeah, there's a lot of things that you take into your body that you think are not that big of a deal.
00:55:35.000But over the course of a day, if most people could see the amount of sugar, if you could have like a box, like a small box that shows you the amount of sugar the average American eats in a day, you'd be like, holy fuck!
00:58:22.000I'm like, in 2012, Americans consume 765 grams of sugar every five days.
00:58:31.000So they went from consuming a tiny amount, 45 grams of sugar, which is two, a little bit more than two of my daughter's little apple juice containers, which is hilarious.
00:59:05.000You know, I've said this before, but when I was buying regular bread for my family, the healthiest bread I could find had all the sugar in it.
01:02:13.000And I was like, where is that going to fit?
01:02:15.000It's hard to fit it in before the day.
01:02:16.000So when I would normally go out and do spots at night, from like 8 o'clock to 10, that's when I would do the writing.
01:02:24.000So it gave you, so even though you're not doing the normal stuff like stand-up, it gave you like a real strict sort of schedule to look forward to every day.
01:02:34.000And the writing was like the creative kind of thing, like where I wasn't getting everything that you got from performing, like the adrenaline and all that kind of like...
01:04:09.000If I'm going to a city where that city has decided that it is safe for this business to operate this way, and those people in that city have agreed to go out and participate in that show, and I come in and everyone's following the rules and doing the thing, Everything else is emotional.
01:10:16.000I mean, look, I really do believe that people were doing their best and just trying to do whatever they thought in their communities.
01:10:24.000They were just trying to make the best decisions to keep people safe and keep their businesses going and doing where some of them, you're going to look back and say, well, maybe some people went too far.
01:12:47.000Because there's always that thing when you go and you did clubs, like you would get there Thursday and that would always be like, you dust off a little bit, even though you were performing before then, right?
01:12:56.000It was like getting your feet back and like, where's this hour go, you know?
01:13:00.000And so like to not do it for like months at a time and then come back, of course.
01:13:05.000So it's got to be like a weird feeling when you get the return to the big set when you're in an arena full of people looking at you.
01:13:13.000Well, the good news is there's a lot of clubs here that have been open for a long time.
01:15:52.000So look, it's not awesome for us by any means, but if you're able to make these people have a good time in Montreal during their lockdown, whatever that is, You know, why not?
01:17:17.000Mike Ward got sued because he made a joke about a kid that was sick, and then the kid was still alive a couple years later, and he made a joke about it.
01:17:27.000And, you know, just typical dark comedy, right?
01:19:02.000I don't understand how you can be an artist like that and keep the consistency, like, for all those people that are showing up every night.
01:21:41.000But the idea is that what's odd is that they're calling those breakthrough cases, and they're only counting the ones that are hospitalized or dead.
01:24:05.000Because, I mean, we would run into each other, you know, not every day, but there's just something about knowing that your friend's nearby.
01:24:51.000I have a friend that moved from—an ex-brother-in-law who I ran into, I was doing shows in North Carolina last week, and he moved down there from New Jersey.
01:25:01.000And New Jersey has a very L.A. feel to it.
01:25:28.000And you've done a thing where you made us all think about it when we're there.
01:25:34.000Like, it definitely is on my mind because we talk a lot about, you know, and I think you've made a great move and you definitely have given us an alternative to, like, put all that stuff against, you know?
01:27:51.000You set up your life and that's how you live.
01:27:54.000And if you can live in a place with less extraneous factors that are fucking with you in terms of traffic and noise and pollution, the air here is so much clearer.
01:28:11.000You don't deal with the kind of pollution that you dealt with in LA. And it's an illusion in LA. You see sun and palm trees and you think, this is so great.
01:28:19.000When we have friends over, we have like a little back patio, excuse me, and we have to wipe it down every day.
01:28:26.000And I'm telling you, when we wipe it down, like it is a black residue on our rag.
01:29:22.000Man, I'm telling you, what this vaccine has showed us is that there's a new way to go in and mess with our DNA. And we're going to be able to...
01:29:34.000We're so close, man, to the singularity.
01:29:43.000Have you seen all the wackadoos that think that the government is putting chips in your arm because magnets will stick to the vaccine sites?
01:29:54.000There's literally hours of videos online of people putting a magnet on the site where they got vaccinated to get the magnet to stick, thinking that there's a microchip inside of the vaccine.
01:31:27.000We live probably a much nicer version of LA than a lot of people.
01:31:32.000Oh yeah, we don't have to get up in the morning and cut through the traffic every day.
01:31:35.000Holy cow, going down that four or five every single day to go do your thing.
01:31:39.000I used to take my convertible to the store and sometimes I get caught in traffic in the Corvette and I would be dizzy by the time I got to the store because I'd be just breathing fumes.
01:32:00.000And it's worse than a motorcycle because you can zoom through everybody on the bike, but in a car you're just stuck there.
01:32:06.000You're just sitting there sniffing people's burnt gas.
01:32:09.000The convertible is a dumb idea in LA. I had one too.
01:32:12.000And it's also so goddamn hot that the amount of days you can put the roof down, you're just sitting there baking on the 405. You know what I used to love it?
01:32:21.000I used to love it driving to the store in the winter at night because it would be cold.
01:33:52.000Isn't it amazing too that this really speaks to doing something that you're really passionate about because although he was obviously a very good host of The Tonight Show.
01:39:24.000Duo who look attractive and they're just giving you all the information and they've got the whole live feed of the thing getting ready to launch and they're just so smart.
01:39:35.000They're just telling you all this great information and it just all looks like the future.
01:39:40.000It doesn't look like the old NASA. It seems like current.
01:39:44.000And then you get to watch this liftoff or like when the guys were coming back from the space station.
01:39:51.000I got home after being out with some friends.
01:46:07.000One of those UAP things I saw that said they went over above 200,000 feet and they couldn't track it anymore, and I was like, how high is that?
01:50:38.000Yeah, so your body's like, let's go, everybody out of the pool.
01:50:41.000So when we were in our spaceship, not looking at something, we probably won't throw up.
01:50:46.000One day, space travel is going to be something real, where you're going to be able to take a trip, just like you'd fly to New York, you could fly up in space, and it'll be cool.
01:50:57.000Then, Tom Papa, you and I will do space shows.
01:53:03.000It's sensational and you can watch them make it.
01:53:06.000They have a pasta making room that's all glass.
01:53:10.000So you watch like Evan or one of the master chefs there put together this pasta and it's this laborious process of folding it and rolling it and dusting it with flour and rolling it and they just do it over and over again.
01:53:24.000You feel it in the food when you get it.
01:53:27.000When you get a place, like the cacio de pepe, when you get a plate of that.
01:54:13.000I'm telling you, anytime you visit these places, like when I tour around and you go to these bakeries that have been there forever, or that old restaurant that's been there forever, you feel it.
01:54:24.000It's because of that person's passion.
01:55:46.000Because now you realize like, oh, this is basically an art gallery that you can eat.
01:55:50.000Cacio Pepe is one of the dishes that I've tried to perfect because I try and just work on a couple things and get them as good as I can get them.
01:56:05.000There's something about pasta that you buy that's fresh, like the way they cook it, where it just has this bite to it that's so satisfying.
01:57:36.000My nephews and I, my sister, my sister has this farm in New Jersey.
01:57:41.000She has a non-profit called City Green where she feeds, grows vegetables and feeds Patterson, Passaic, all of these places and Learning Gardens, all this amazing, amazing non-profit work.
01:57:53.000And the cool thing is that we get, cooler than helping people, is that we get all these tomatoes in August.
01:58:01.000And last year we did it for the first time where we cooked down the tomatoes into sauce.
01:58:08.000We got the wooden stirrer and we just hung under the house like real Italians underneath the house all day and just cooked down all and then canned them all.
01:58:25.000We never saw our grandparents do this, but we know that they did.
01:58:29.000It felt right that we were doing this, that we were doing this process of taking these plum tomatoes, making them into the sauce, canning it.
02:06:51.000So now there's all of these, it feels like, I don't know, kind of like Venice, Italy in a way.
02:06:58.000It's like there's all these outdoor places for seating and it'll be interesting to see, you know, the weather's not great there for most of the year, so maybe it will go away.
02:07:07.000Tim Dillon told me the crime's off the hook.
02:08:38.000Pornography addiction is, it's so, not only is it so real, it's also, it's so taboo Because for whatever reason, there's shame in pleasuring yourself, and then there's shame in being caught pleasuring yourself, which must have been devastating for him.
02:11:08.000Picking up your phone, but more than the computer for me, like I can stay off of that stuff pretty easily, but having the phone next to me is the problem.
02:11:17.000Picking that up and just going to check Instagram, and then you just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
02:11:58.000I literally did not know it was happening until it was pointed out.
02:12:02.000But Instagram, because it's a little more joyous, I think, seeing people's faces and seeing your friends performing and all that kind of stuff, I will scroll through that.
02:12:13.000Yeah, Instagram's definitely more interesting.
02:12:21.000But then I realized, like, pictures with captions is actually kind of more indicative of, like, a person's thoughts than just the caption itself.
02:13:09.000When I looked it up, though, to try to find the article about it, to be like, this can't be real, is it?
02:13:14.000I've stumbled across an opinion piece about it on the advertising world saying that this happens in the advertising world all the time.
02:13:20.000Like, people will pay a bunch of money, even at an auction type thing, for their ad to go out to X amount of viewers, they think, on a blog or a popular video or whatever.
02:20:14.000Because in Boston, they don't have a lot of tolerance for meandering.
02:20:20.000And all the comedians on the shows, like if you're dealing with a guy like a Lenny Clark or a Steve Sweeney, they're all rapid fire, real tight acts, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, punchlines coming at you.
02:21:23.000I always really admired people like him because his style is all non sequiturs like you can't feed off of something like you and I we can talk about something like say we talk about coffee we can just kind of go on about coffee and then lead it into wine and lead it into this and then you know there's so many different places you can take an idea but when you're just doing non sequiturs You know,
02:21:45.000I got a job at a place that makes fire hydrants.
02:21:49.000You couldn't park anywhere near the joint.
02:25:04.000That's why when I see those guys, like when Dane and Chappelle and all those guys were doing like five-hour sets, they were like breaking the Guinness Book of World Records.
02:28:56.000I'm trying to find out about the way that says he come back, but it does say that in two years they're going to reevaluate even, so it might not be that.
02:32:07.000Can you imagine with the censorship that those motherfuckers pump out?
02:32:11.000I mean, they just now allowed you to talk about the lab leak theory again.
02:32:15.000For the longest time, if you talked about the COVID possibly leaking from a lab that studied COVID that just happens to be in the exact same location as the fucking weird disease that is inexplicably...
02:32:29.000Sickening people in different ways and all the shit that we talked about before.
02:34:44.000You see, when you have the kind of money that guy has and the kind of power he has by being at the helm of Facebook, and then you have a bunch of people that want you to step down as a CEO, like a lot of people want him to step down as a CEO of Facebook.
02:34:59.000They think he fucked up things during the election with all the Russian propaganda and all the shit that happened in 2016. And selling all our information to people.
02:36:41.000The speculation is it had something to do with his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, which turned out to be far more extensive than he had let on.
02:37:34.000God, people had too much time on their hands.
02:37:36.000What's weird is that that was like the craziest conspiracy theory ever.
02:37:41.000If you went back in the day, just like a few years ago, and someone, like some Alex Jones type dude, was telling you about a conspiracy where super wealthy people and famous people fly to an island to have sex with underage girls,
02:41:57.000What I like to do with it, I like to take some butter, put it in a pan, and I take the ground elk and I put some garlic salt on the ground elk and just kind of get it browned.
02:42:09.000And then I push it to the side and crack a bunch of eggs in there too.
02:42:18.000Or I just get the eggs sunny side up, push them to the side, and then put the ground elk on a pile on the plate and then mix it in with the yolks and everything.
02:45:50.000Like, it's obviously written by comics, because...
02:45:54.000The stuff about the different generations of what comedy is and trying to kill, like we were talking about, like that Bernie Mac kind of a thing, and the new kind of hipster floating around.
02:46:06.000This is in the world of kind of funny.