The Joe Rogan Experience - September 07, 2021


Joe Rogan Experience #1703 - Tom Segura


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 59 minutes

Words per Minute

178.38002

Word Count

32,043

Sentence Count

3,670

Misogynist Sentences

73

Hate Speech Sentences

45


Summary

In this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, Joe talks about the new drug, Ivermectin, and how it could be the cure to HIV/AIDS. Also, Joe tells the story of how he almost died after taking the drug and how he got back on track with his life. Joe also talks about how he survived a near-fatal motorcycle accident and is doing much better now that he's on the road recovering from the effects of the drug. Joe also discusses some of the conspiracy theories surrounding the drug's use in the HIV pandemic and how pharmaceutical companies are in cahoots to make anybody who takes this stuff look crazy. And of course, there's the conspiracy theory that the drug companies are trying to make everybody who takes it look crazy too. Joe is a comedian, writer, and podcaster from Los Angeles, California. He is a regular contributor on Comedy Central and hosts the podcast. He is married to the host of and they have a son, Jack, who also happens to be a comedian and actor, Jack is a good friend of mine and I'm very happy to have him on the podcast. I hope you enjoy this episode, it's a good one! -Joe Rogan Podcast - Podcast by day, by night, all day, all night, Joe Rogans Podcast by night - The Experience by night All day long. - Joe's Podcast Show by day - Joe's Experience by Night Train by Night, All Day All Day, All day, Joe's Podcasts by Night All Day by Night - All Day Podcast by Night's Day, by Night & Day, all Day by Night and All Day by Day, Day, By Night, by Day - by Night by Night! - The Grand Conspiracy? , by Night - What's Up? , All Day By Day, , All Day Morning, & All Day? - By Night By Night by Day and All By Night by Morning, All By Day - All by Night? by Evening, By Day and Evening, by Any Day, Any Night, - And Then By Night & All By Evening, All by Morning I'll See You, All Night, By Any Given Day, Then I'll Say So? - By Any Time, By Morning, By Late, By After Night, Then By Any Night


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day!
00:00:11.000 My man.
00:00:12.000 Hey man.
00:00:13.000 What's up?
00:00:13.000 What's up brother?
00:00:14.000 Well, well, well.
00:00:15.000 Well, well, well.
00:00:15.000 If it isn't old, Horseworm Rogan.
00:00:19.000 I'm glad you're, I'm glad you're well man.
00:00:21.000 Bro, do I have to sue CNN? I know, do you?
00:00:24.000 They're making shit up.
00:00:25.000 They keep saying, I'm taking horse dewormer.
00:00:27.000 I literally got it from a doctor.
00:00:29.000 It's an American company.
00:00:32.000 They won the Nobel Prize in 2015 for use in human beings.
00:00:37.000 And CNN is saying, I'm taking horse dewormer.
00:00:41.000 They must know that that's a lie.
00:00:43.000 There's a lot of people saying it.
00:00:44.000 Right, but a lot of people can say it.
00:00:47.000 The internet says it, who cares?
00:00:48.000 But CNN is saying it.
00:00:51.000 I meant like USA Today, a few other places.
00:00:51.000 Jim Acosta.
00:00:54.000 And they're talking about ivermectin, right?
00:00:57.000 So what, because I don't know, I just saw so much news about you.
00:01:01.000 I mean, I would talk to you and check on you and see if you're all right.
00:01:04.000 And you're like, you threw the kitchen sink at it, you said, which was stuff that, you know, you took IV drips and was it mono what?
00:01:13.000 Monoclonal antibodies.
00:01:14.000 And what is monoclonal antibodies?
00:01:15.000 It's the shit they gave Trump.
00:01:16.000 Okay.
00:01:17.000 Yeah.
00:01:18.000 And then, so who said, or did you already want ivermectin?
00:01:22.000 Well, I have this guy on, Dr. Pierre Corey, and he is, what is the organization?
00:01:26.000 He's from Frontline COVID Critical Care Workers.
00:01:31.000 He's a...
00:01:34.000 Well-established doctors, treated thousands of people with COVID, and early on in the pandemic, they found some good efficacy with Ivermectin.
00:01:49.000 Frontline 19 Critical Care Alliance.
00:01:52.000 Okay.
00:01:55.000 Yeah.
00:01:55.000 So I had him on and, you know, he had talked to me about...
00:01:59.000 He's not the only doctor that told me to take it.
00:02:02.000 Multiple doctors told me to take it.
00:02:04.000 It's supposed to have...
00:02:06.000 What is the exact thing it's supposed to do?
00:02:11.000 There's something that I highlighted.
00:02:15.000 And this is, obviously, I'm not a doctor.
00:02:17.000 It says, Ivermectin was found to be a blocker of viral replicase, R-E-P-L-I-C-A-S-E, protease, and, I don't know what this word is,
00:02:34.000 human TMPRSS2, I don't know.
00:02:38.000 But what they didn't highlight is that I got better.
00:02:41.000 Yeah, you got better quickly.
00:02:42.000 They tried to make it seem as if, like...
00:02:44.000 I'm doing some wacky shit that's completely ineffective.
00:02:48.000 Right.
00:02:49.000 CNN was saying that I'm a distributor of misinformation.
00:02:52.000 Also, that was the other thing that happened in Tokyo, in Japan, which is apparently they're very conservative about the medication that they use.
00:03:04.000 And the medications that they endorse.
00:03:07.000 But the Tokyo Medical Association chairman held a live press conference recommending ivermectin to all doctors for all COVID patients.
00:03:16.000 So what's going on with the, like the, you know, it's kind of hard to figure out what's the truth in a lot of things.
00:03:23.000 But with regard to this, people go, It's insane to take ivermectin.
00:03:27.000 You see it everywhere.
00:03:28.000 Everyone's like, this is wild.
00:03:30.000 Don't take this shit.
00:03:31.000 And then you have the head of the fucking Tokyo whatever medical commission saying, take ivermectin.
00:03:37.000 Yeah, I don't know what's going on, man.
00:03:39.000 There's a lot of speculation.
00:03:41.000 One of the speculations involves the emergency use authorization for the vaccines.
00:03:47.000 That in order for there to be an emergency use authorization, there has to be no treatment.
00:03:53.000 For a disease.
00:03:54.000 Right.
00:03:55.000 So, because there is this treatment in ivermectin, and there's other treatments too.
00:04:01.000 Right.
00:04:03.000 Because of this, there's a lot of pushback against potential treatments and pretending that they don't really work or that they're conspiracy theories.
00:04:12.000 This is the grand conspiracy, right?
00:04:15.000 The grand conspiracy is the pharmaceutical companies are all in cahoots to try to make anybody who takes this stuff look crazy.
00:04:21.000 But what's crazy is, look how better I got.
00:04:24.000 I got better pretty quick, bitch.
00:04:25.000 Let's go to your whole experience.
00:04:28.000 So you get back from a trip, right?
00:04:30.000 And is it that night?
00:04:32.000 Do you arrive home and know?
00:04:34.000 Or on your way home, you're like, I don't feel so great.
00:04:37.000 Well, Saturday, here's what happened.
00:04:39.000 Friday night, we went out and got hammered.
00:04:42.000 Went out and played pool until 3.30 in the morning, had a bunch of drinks.
00:04:46.000 Had a bunch of drinks at the show.
00:04:48.000 At the show, I think I had two drinks, and then I had like four afterwards.
00:04:53.000 So we were pretty lit.
00:04:54.000 And it was 3.30 in the morning.
00:04:56.000 Exhausted, plane travel, you know, flew that day from...
00:05:01.000 I guess Fort Lauderdale was the first show, then that was Tampa, and then last show was Orlando.
00:05:08.000 That night, I was worn out.
00:05:10.000 Friday night, you know, because it's 3.30 in the morning, and I was like, oh, I gotta crash.
00:05:14.000 And then I woke up in the morning, and I was definitely hungover, but I was also just feeling a little out of it.
00:05:21.000 Just a little, just a little, just not good.
00:05:25.000 It's hard to describe.
00:05:26.000 If I had COVID, it was just like beginning stages.
00:05:30.000 I thought it was a hangover.
00:05:47.000 And so, just feeling worn out.
00:05:50.000 You know, pretty normal, but worn out.
00:05:53.000 And then when I got home, I was like, man, something just feels off.
00:05:56.000 So I told my wife, you know, you should probably keep away from me.
00:05:59.000 Let me isolate.
00:06:00.000 Luckily, we have a big house.
00:06:02.000 I isolated.
00:06:03.000 And in the middle of the night, I was sweating.
00:06:04.000 You know, I would get fevers, and I just wasn't feeling good.
00:06:09.000 And you knew it then?
00:06:09.000 I woke up in the morning, I knew it.
00:06:11.000 By the time in the morning, I was like, something's going on.
00:06:14.000 Let's see what it is.
00:06:15.000 It was 90-whatever percent sure it was COVID. So morning I got tested, turned out positive, and then...
00:06:24.000 And this is Sunday?
00:06:25.000 Mm-hmm, Sunday.
00:06:25.000 So Sunday you find out you're positive, and then that day you feel sick, right?
00:06:31.000 You're just in bed, relaxed, resting.
00:06:34.000 Yeah, that day, headache, sick, weak.
00:06:37.000 Do you immediately...
00:06:38.000 This is why I hadn't asked you yet.
00:06:40.000 Did you have a plan in place in your head for like, if I get COVID, I would do these?
00:06:46.000 So when you find out you're positive, you start reaching out for these treatments?
00:06:51.000 Yeah, I already had it in place.
00:06:53.000 You did?
00:06:54.000 Yeah, I was already ready to go.
00:06:55.000 And then you start taking them that day?
00:06:57.000 Yeah, I got it.
00:06:58.000 I got all the stuff that I needed.
00:07:00.000 Took it that day.
00:07:01.000 And then Monday, I felt pretty fucking good.
00:07:03.000 And I was taking vitamin IV drips every day.
00:07:06.000 High dose of vitamin C, vitamin D, and NAD as well.
00:07:11.000 What is the NAD stuff?
00:07:12.000 Because I hear that.
00:07:13.000 It's a good question.
00:07:15.000 The word.
00:07:18.000 Try to say the word.
00:07:20.000 Pull it up so we can just read it because it's very complicated.
00:07:24.000 But what NAD does is essentially it lengthens your telomeres.
00:07:28.000 Nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide.
00:07:32.000 Yes, that's it.
00:07:33.000 So it's a coenzyme central to metabolism found in all living cells.
00:07:37.000 NAD is called a dinucleotide because it consists of two nucleotides joined through their phosphate groups.
00:07:45.000 One nucleotide contains an adenine nucleobase and the other nicotinamide.
00:07:55.000 Okay.
00:07:55.000 Anyway, I've taken that stuff in the past.
00:07:57.000 Yeah.
00:07:58.000 In IV drips.
00:08:00.000 It's super uncomfortable.
00:08:01.000 It makes your guts feel like they're getting smushed.
00:08:04.000 Like you have to do it real slow.
00:08:05.000 You do it over like two hours.
00:08:07.000 For the drip?
00:08:07.000 Yeah.
00:08:08.000 Or you get really high and you can fucking blaze through it.
00:08:10.000 I hold the world record.
00:08:12.000 Not the world record.
00:08:13.000 The record that they ever had a drip hydration for someone doing it.
00:08:17.000 Yeah.
00:08:17.000 I did it in 10 minutes.
00:08:19.000 You're supposed to do it in like two hours plus.
00:08:21.000 You did it in 10 minutes that day?
00:08:22.000 No, no, no.
00:08:23.000 Oh, another time.
00:08:23.000 This time I didn't fuck around.
00:08:25.000 Because I was doing it in 10 minutes to see how fast I could do it.
00:08:25.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:08:28.000 My concern when I spoke to you was just, will you please fucking rest?
00:08:33.000 That's what I texted you.
00:08:35.000 I was like, no hill runs, no fucking kettlebells, and don't wrestle any fucking cattle today.
00:08:40.000 Just rest.
00:08:41.000 I did.
00:08:42.000 And you're like, I'm going to rest.
00:08:43.000 I'm going to rest.
00:08:43.000 I rested.
00:08:44.000 I did.
00:08:44.000 I know.
00:08:44.000 I rested.
00:08:45.000 I did.
00:08:45.000 I didn't do shit but watch TV. I actually enjoyed the first couple days because I was like, this is a nice, like a legit, solid excuse where I don't have to do anything.
00:08:55.000 Yes.
00:08:56.000 Which never comes up.
00:08:57.000 That was like when the pandemic started back in March last year, where it was like, no, you have to cancel your dates.
00:08:57.000 Right.
00:09:03.000 And I was like, all right, it'll be like a nice week off.
00:09:06.000 Sure.
00:09:07.000 Two weeks to slow the spread.
00:09:08.000 Yeah, let's fucking chill out.
00:09:10.000 Yeah, so...
00:09:12.000 But, you know, after I did this and I hit it with the NAD and the high-dose vitamin C, I think it was 10,000 milligrams of vitamin C in the IV drip, which is like very...
00:09:24.000 It's very effective.
00:09:26.000 It goes right into your bloodstream, right?
00:09:27.000 Yeah.
00:09:30.000 After that and the monoclonal antibodies and all the other stuff...
00:09:34.000 Literally on Monday, I felt pretty fucking good.
00:09:37.000 Yeah.
00:09:38.000 So that's pretty fast, man.
00:09:40.000 Pretty fast.
00:09:41.000 Yeah.
00:09:41.000 Mine, when I got COVID, I was in the hospital recovering from surgery.
00:09:48.000 Right.
00:09:49.000 And I thought it was the opioid withdrawals, of which they told me, they're like, you're going to feel like shit when you get off of these.
00:09:58.000 Like the flu, right?
00:09:59.000 Yeah.
00:10:00.000 They said, you're going to get emotional and you're going to feel terrible.
00:10:03.000 And I was like, okay.
00:10:04.000 And I got off of them like on a Saturday.
00:10:07.000 I stopped taking them after like two weeks.
00:10:10.000 And then on Monday, I think it was Monday or Tuesday, I had PT and OT back to back.
00:10:17.000 And afterwards, I was like, man, I feel terrible.
00:10:19.000 What is OT? Occupational therapy.
00:10:21.000 What's the difference?
00:10:22.000 Above the waist is kind of the way they tell you.
00:10:24.000 P.T.'s below the waist, O.T.'s above the waist.
00:10:26.000 So they were treating my knee for P.T. and then the O.T. was like the arm and hand stuff.
00:10:32.000 I did them back to back, like in their hour each.
00:10:34.000 And I'm all fucked up.
00:10:35.000 So they're like, yeah, of course you're tired and shit.
00:10:37.000 Like, take a nap.
00:10:38.000 I slept for like three hours.
00:10:40.000 And they're like, God damn.
00:10:41.000 And I, and here's the thing, it occurred to nobody that I had COVID. The next day I'm like, I have diarrhea, my shoulders, like my traps, neck, so achy.
00:10:52.000 I was like, ugh.
00:10:53.000 And they're like, yeah, he's just fucking worn out from the therapy and getting off of the opiates and everything and And then the next day, a little better, but still shitty.
00:11:04.000 And the third day, I was like, I feel better.
00:11:07.000 And the fourth day, I was like, I feel fine.
00:11:09.000 So that was kind of like my window.
00:11:11.000 And it was the fourth day where they were like, do you want to take a COVID test?
00:11:14.000 I was like, for what?
00:11:15.000 They're like, oh, for when you felt like shit three days ago?
00:11:18.000 And I go, yeah, okay.
00:11:19.000 And so I took the COVID test.
00:11:22.000 And my favorite is that they're like, do you want same-day results?
00:11:26.000 And I go, yeah.
00:11:27.000 And they go, it's expensive.
00:11:28.000 And I go, this fucking hospital stays expensive.
00:11:30.000 What are you talking about?
00:11:32.000 This is thousands of dollars a day.
00:11:33.000 You think I don't want to spend $100 more to find out today?
00:11:37.000 So I said, yeah, let's do same-day.
00:11:40.000 And then they test it.
00:11:41.000 And at the end of the day, I go, where's my result?
00:11:43.000 And they're like, we don't know.
00:11:45.000 So the next day, I'm going home.
00:11:48.000 And it's a Saturday.
00:11:50.000 And they're taking me home.
00:11:51.000 And I was like, hey, whatever happened to my fucking COVID test?
00:11:55.000 And now I feel, like, totally fine.
00:11:57.000 And they go, uh, I don't know, I'm gonna call the lady that took the test, and I was like, what the fuck?
00:12:03.000 This is so crazy!
00:12:05.000 So, I get home, I watch a movie with my kids, and the email goes ding, and I open it, and it says positive.
00:12:13.000 That's how I found out.
00:12:14.000 Did you infect the kids?
00:12:16.000 I don't know.
00:12:17.000 Really?
00:12:18.000 Yeah, we didn't test them.
00:12:20.000 They just never felt it?
00:12:21.000 They were just fine.
00:12:22.000 Didn't bring it up?
00:12:23.000 Never said anything.
00:12:25.000 Yeah, my one kid, all she got was, like, a minor headache.
00:12:28.000 And the other one, it was a little worse, but she's one of those kids that, like, when she gets sick, she wants you to know I'm sick.
00:12:35.000 Oh, right.
00:12:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:37.000 My one kid doesn't give a fuck.
00:12:38.000 Like, she's...
00:12:39.000 These guys...
00:12:40.000 Out of the box, they're so different.
00:12:42.000 They're so different.
00:12:43.000 So crazy.
00:12:44.000 This morning, I was working out, and my older kid came in to the gym at home, naked, bent over, and goes, look at my ass!
00:12:52.000 And I was like...
00:12:54.000 And he goes, look at it!
00:12:54.000 Yeah, I see it.
00:12:56.000 And I was like, I see it.
00:12:56.000 Get the fuck out of here, man.
00:12:58.000 He's like, do you see my ass?
00:12:59.000 And I go, yeah, I see your ass, man.
00:13:03.000 They both are in that thing.
00:13:05.000 We're like, my three-year-old, he's like, last week, he goes, there's no school today.
00:13:11.000 And I go, really?
00:13:12.000 And he goes, yeah.
00:13:13.000 Teacher said no school.
00:13:14.000 I go, the teacher said no school?
00:13:15.000 It was like fucking Wednesday.
00:13:17.000 I go, really?
00:13:17.000 Should I call you?
00:13:18.000 He goes, don't do that.
00:13:20.000 I was like, he's already like lying about going to school.
00:13:22.000 He's three.
00:13:26.000 That's hilarious!
00:13:27.000 Don't do that!
00:13:28.000 Don't do that.
00:13:30.000 You know what he's been saying since he was two?
00:13:32.000 If he's eating something like ice cream, you go, can I have a bite of that?
00:13:35.000 He'll go, it's sour.
00:13:37.000 Like, he learned that sour is undesirable.
00:13:39.000 Oh, that's hilarious!
00:13:40.000 And then if he has a toy that he's playing with, and you go, can I play with that?
00:13:44.000 He goes, it's broken.
00:13:45.000 Like, you don't want to play with this.
00:13:47.000 Is this the one who calls you Tom?
00:13:48.000 No, the show me, look at my ass, calls me Tom.
00:13:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:13:54.000 Yeah, hey Tom.
00:13:55.000 Oh, my God.
00:13:56.000 He is wild.
00:13:58.000 He's fucking that person.
00:13:58.000 That's funny.
00:13:59.000 This kid comes in the room with a bucket hat, knee socks, and he's like licking a lollipop.
00:14:03.000 He's like, what are you doing today, Tom?
00:14:05.000 I'm like, who the fuck are you, man?
00:14:07.000 You look like you're playing a funk band in the 70s.
00:14:10.000 A funk band.
00:14:12.000 Yeah, he's just fucking so much personality, that kid, man.
00:14:15.000 Well, imagine growing up with two comedians from parents, you know, where everything is always just trying to get the laugh.
00:14:21.000 It's constant, you know?
00:14:22.000 The cursing thing, you know, it is wild.
00:14:27.000 Is it a problem?
00:14:28.000 Yes.
00:14:29.000 And I've been like, we correct them all the time, but, you know, they fight all, you know.
00:14:34.000 The older one, he'll grab him by the face.
00:14:37.000 I'm like, don't hit his face.
00:14:38.000 And he's like slapping up and jumping on his head and shit.
00:14:40.000 I'm like, what are you doing, man?
00:14:42.000 And like, they were fighting the other day and I separated them.
00:14:45.000 And the older kid goes, if I see you in school together tomorrow, I'm not going to say hi to you when you're in the fucking line.
00:14:51.000 I go, hey, don't say that.
00:14:53.000 And then the little guy goes, fucking line.
00:14:58.000 There's like no hope, you know.
00:15:00.000 They just, yeah.
00:15:02.000 Well, once they see your special, too, they're like, this motherfucker gets paid to swear.
00:15:05.000 Yeah.
00:15:06.000 He's telling me to swear.
00:15:07.000 He swears in front of the whole world.
00:15:08.000 This is crazy.
00:15:09.000 Thank God we're not there yet.
00:15:11.000 It'll be a nightmare when we get there.
00:15:12.000 My kids have never seen me perform, but they did get to peak backstage.
00:15:17.000 Not at a giant place, though.
00:15:19.000 It was at the Improv in Irvine.
00:15:20.000 You don't think they've snuck a peak on Netflix yet?
00:15:22.000 Because they're older kids.
00:15:23.000 Yeah.
00:15:24.000 They're savvy.
00:15:25.000 Probably that.
00:15:27.000 Yeah, the 13 year old's probably done that.
00:15:29.000 But I mean they haven't seen it live like they haven't seen like a like an audience.
00:15:35.000 I don't know.
00:15:36.000 The older ones certainly has but the young ones.
00:15:39.000 I've been hanging out with my parents a good bit lately.
00:15:41.000 My dad.
00:15:43.000 So like a month ago I get a series of texts that are photos That is clearly somewhere on the human body, but it's so punched in, I don't know what I'm looking at.
00:15:55.000 I'm like, what is this?
00:15:56.000 And it's like three photos in a row.
00:16:00.000 I'm like, what is this?
00:16:02.000 And then he calls me, he goes, did you see what I sent you?
00:16:04.000 And I go, yeah, what is that?
00:16:06.000 He goes, that's between my scrotum and my anus.
00:16:09.000 And I go, what the fuck, man?
00:16:12.000 And he's like, I got an infection down there.
00:16:15.000 And I go, why are you sending me photos?
00:16:17.000 He's like, so you can see what I'm talking about.
00:16:18.000 I go, you can just say it.
00:16:21.000 But you don't even know what you're looking at.
00:16:23.000 I don't know what I'm looking at.
00:16:23.000 I'm like, what is this?
00:16:24.000 And then my mother's like, he makes me take pictures.
00:16:28.000 And I show them to him and he goes, that's not good enough.
00:16:31.000 Take another one.
00:16:32.000 So he's like holding his legs up like a child, changing a diaper.
00:16:36.000 And my mother is snapping photos of an infection on his taint.
00:16:40.000 Oh my God.
00:16:41.000 And then he's like, they had to cut something out of me.
00:16:43.000 And sew it up.
00:16:44.000 And I'm like, all right.
00:16:45.000 Cut something out of his taint?
00:16:46.000 Yeah, he had an infection, he said there.
00:16:48.000 That bad?
00:16:49.000 Yeah, I guess that bad.
00:16:51.000 And then I see him three weeks ago in person.
00:16:55.000 He comes to a show, and he's like, come here, let me show you something.
00:16:59.000 I'm like, all right.
00:16:59.000 And then on an iPad, like the big iPad, it's the photos, but full screen.
00:17:03.000 I'm like, your taint again?
00:17:04.000 And he's like, did I show you this?
00:17:06.000 I go, yeah, we talked about it.
00:17:07.000 You sent me these photos.
00:17:08.000 I don't want to see my dad's asshole again.
00:17:11.000 And he's like, okay.
00:17:12.000 And he's like, totally not getting how crazy it is to send me that.
00:17:16.000 And then I see him two days ago, and he goes, hey, let me show you something.
00:17:20.000 At dinner, he goes, let me show you something.
00:17:21.000 I go, is it a photo of your balls in your ass?
00:17:23.000 And he's like, yeah.
00:17:24.000 I go, we've been over this, man.
00:17:26.000 I don't want to see it.
00:17:27.000 I understand you have an infection.
00:17:29.000 He sends them to so many people he forgets.
00:17:31.000 He forgets who he sent it to.
00:17:34.000 And then, like, he puts it down.
00:17:36.000 He goes, you know, a lot of the Vietnamese were so small that grenades could just blow them in half.
00:17:43.000 And I go, what are you talking about?
00:17:45.000 Because, like, in Vietnam...
00:17:46.000 Was your dad in Nam?
00:17:47.000 Wow.
00:17:47.000 Yeah.
00:17:48.000 He's like, you know, grenades usually will blow, like, a hand off somebody.
00:17:50.000 But the Vietnamese were really, like, small people.
00:17:52.000 And sometimes they'd be blown in half.
00:17:54.000 And I go, what is prompting you to tell me this?
00:17:56.000 And he's like, these are just things I think about.
00:17:58.000 What, do you want to get something to eat, buddy?
00:17:59.000 Like, that's how he transitions.
00:18:01.000 I'm like...
00:18:02.000 Out of nowhere.
00:18:03.000 Out of nowhere.
00:18:04.000 Jesus Christ.
00:18:05.000 He'll tell me like a cartel torture thing.
00:18:07.000 And I'm like, what's that?
00:18:10.000 He goes, well, I have a lot of time on my hands, so I read a lot.
00:18:12.000 I'm like, all right.
00:18:14.000 Cartel torture?
00:18:15.000 Anything that's fucking extreme and insane.
00:18:18.000 Yeah, he reads it out.
00:18:19.000 Jesus Christ.
00:18:19.000 And then he's like, let me get a Diet Coke.
00:18:23.000 All right.
00:18:24.000 Yeah.
00:18:24.000 Has he always been like that?
00:18:26.000 Yes.
00:18:27.000 He's so funny, man.
00:18:30.000 You realize you have a life study on somebody.
00:18:33.000 You've known someone decades, and you're like, I still don't fully get the guy.
00:18:38.000 He's still a bit of a mystery.
00:18:41.000 I understand him a lot, but he can't sit still, really.
00:18:45.000 Could you imagine being in your 20s and getting shipped off to Vietnam and seeing all the horrible shit that those guys saw?
00:18:51.000 And realizing when you get back that the war was for no reason.
00:18:56.000 That war is injustifiable.
00:18:58.000 Yeah, it's a big thing.
00:19:01.000 And he's one of those guys, too, that went and signed up.
00:19:05.000 Signed up to go.
00:19:06.000 Thought he was a patriot.
00:19:07.000 Well, he just was like, you know, yeah, he's of that old-school American, like, I'm going to, you know, fight for my country.
00:19:14.000 Right.
00:19:15.000 Graduated college and was like, Marine Corps, here we go.
00:19:17.000 Well, it's such a sketchy war, too, because the whole premise for getting into it was completely made up.
00:19:22.000 You know, the Gulf of Tonkin.
00:19:24.000 Oh, yeah.
00:19:24.000 Yeah.
00:19:25.000 Yeah, I know.
00:19:26.000 But, I mean, I think a lot of those guys, what they think about, like my dad, Because he was a lieutenant, you know, like, had a platoon of 70 men.
00:19:35.000 And, like, the thing that you see as they age, like my dad, is how much they think about the men they lost.
00:19:43.000 Like, for them, that's what I think.
00:19:45.000 It's less about countries and politics and who was...
00:19:49.000 They just think about...
00:19:50.000 Your tribe.
00:19:51.000 Yeah, man.
00:19:52.000 Yeah.
00:19:53.000 One time, he told me this, like, a year ago.
00:19:55.000 And he'd never told me.
00:19:56.000 He was like, I think about those guys every day that I lost.
00:19:59.000 I'm like, whoa.
00:20:00.000 Wow.
00:20:00.000 How could you not?
00:20:01.000 Yeah.
00:20:02.000 Yeah.
00:20:05.000 The fuck is going on in Afghanistan, huh?
00:20:09.000 That is such a fucking shit show.
00:20:11.000 The shittiest of shit shows.
00:20:13.000 And I feel terrible for, I mean, the people that have, like my dad, but now that enlisted or, you know, have participated in trying to maintain or do the right thing or, you know, represent their country.
00:20:29.000 All these poor Afghani people who are brutalized by this insane regime and are left alone, can't fend for themselves.
00:20:39.000 Well, not only that, there's a database of all the ones who helped Americans, and they have it.
00:20:43.000 Yeah.
00:20:44.000 So they're just going door to door trying to find these people that helped the Americans.
00:20:47.000 Yeah, you know what they do a lot of times, too?
00:20:50.000 They find out, like, you helped the Americans, and they torture and kill your kids in front of you.
00:20:56.000 And that's your punishment.
00:21:01.000 Fucking crazy.
00:21:03.000 This is the strangest time to read the news or watch the news, too, because there's still people scrambling to try to pretend that Biden is doing a good job.
00:21:16.000 I'll be honest with you.
00:21:17.000 I've never been more checked out of...
00:21:21.000 I've always been a news consumer pretty much my whole life.
00:21:27.000 I've paid very little attention.
00:21:29.000 I think I have almost news fatigue.
00:21:33.000 From the last previous four years, where I get some of the big headlines, you know?
00:21:38.000 You kind of just ingest them by being, like, present.
00:21:43.000 But I've stopped really consuming that day-to-day headline, American politics.
00:21:51.000 Good for you.
00:21:52.000 Smart.
00:21:53.000 I don't know if it is.
00:21:54.000 I used to, like, just be a daily, you know, consumer of all the big news.
00:22:00.000 But it feels like that doesn't help you.
00:22:02.000 I don't think it does, necessarily.
00:22:03.000 I mean, you feel a little bit like you're not aware of everything, like I used to be.
00:22:09.000 But, like, I couldn't tell you really much of, like, any Biden news.
00:22:15.000 I don't really know, honestly.
00:22:17.000 Well, apparently there was this meeting with the families, the Gold Star families, and he kept checking his watch.
00:22:23.000 And then...
00:22:25.000 I did read, I saw the headline that somebody wrote about being at that Gold Star family meeting and bringing up his son.
00:22:33.000 There was a big criticism about it.
00:22:35.000 But I didn't read the article, I just read the headline.
00:22:37.000 Yeah.
00:22:39.000 Apparently he kept checking his watch.
00:22:40.000 Like, I gotta get out of here?
00:22:42.000 I don't know.
00:22:43.000 Listen, the reality of that guy is he's out of it.
00:22:46.000 I don't care what anybody says.
00:22:48.000 There's something wrong.
00:22:49.000 He's either got dementia or he's slipping into it.
00:22:52.000 You think it's that bad, really?
00:22:54.000 Yeah.
00:22:54.000 Yeah, I do.
00:22:55.000 Yeah.
00:22:55.000 And I don't think it could be questioned at this point.
00:22:58.000 He struggles, you know?
00:23:00.000 And so then there were people saying that the families were not telling the truth, that he...
00:23:18.000 It's just such a strange time because these news organizations Clearly are not just doing the news.
00:23:26.000 It's not just the news.
00:23:27.000 They have an agenda, and the agenda is to support the president and the party.
00:23:34.000 You know, this is real clear.
00:23:35.000 It's that, like, the other side is evil, and that this side is our only hope, and so ignore a lot of the inadequacies and the failures of this administration and concentrate entirely on, you know, like, January 6th and this and whatever other negative aspects and And now this fucking Texas abortion bill.
00:23:56.000 Like, what in the fuck is this?
00:23:59.000 How did that happen?
00:24:00.000 I have no idea.
00:24:02.000 I didn't even know it was up for vote.
00:24:02.000 I have no idea.
00:24:04.000 Jamie, do you know what happened?
00:24:06.000 No?
00:24:08.000 But that has also...
00:24:10.000 Six weeks?
00:24:11.000 That's caused a huge shitstorm.
00:24:13.000 Have you ever seen when they show you what a six-week-old...
00:24:16.000 I mean, it's like a bean, right?
00:24:18.000 It's like a grain of rice.
00:24:20.000 Yeah.
00:24:20.000 It's the tiniest thing.
00:24:22.000 And, like, that's just, it seems like it's just a way for, like, the Republicans in the state to dig in their heels on something.
00:24:30.000 Like, we got this one.
00:24:33.000 That's just going to force people to vote Democratic.
00:24:37.000 I mean, yeah.
00:24:39.000 It's the stupidest thing.
00:24:40.000 If that's their thought process behind it, it's the dumbest thing.
00:24:44.000 And it doesn't line up with the national laws.
00:24:48.000 You know?
00:24:51.000 It's not good, man.
00:24:53.000 It's not good also because it's clearly a religious-based law, right?
00:24:53.000 It's not good.
00:24:58.000 It is.
00:24:59.000 I still struggle with the idea, like, why...
00:25:04.000 I mean, I get, because I was raised, you know, by Catholics and a Catholic, but like...
00:25:09.000 When you reach adulthood, why you don't feel like this should be something that women decide for themselves?
00:25:18.000 Why do so many guys think, you're not carrying it, man.
00:25:24.000 You really think that you should weigh in on what a woman does?
00:25:28.000 I don't understand that.
00:25:30.000 If that was in our body, there's no way we would let anybody who's not a guy Weigh in on this.
00:25:36.000 You get a free abortion with a tank of gas if guys got pregnant.
00:25:39.000 For sure.
00:25:40.000 For sure.
00:25:41.000 Yeah.
00:25:41.000 There would be no question.
00:25:43.000 And the total lack of empathy for women that are struggling, poor, in a situation where they just can't.
00:25:53.000 And they're like, well, fuck you.
00:25:54.000 I don't give a shit.
00:25:55.000 Exactly.
00:25:56.000 It's been seven weeks.
00:25:57.000 You're fucked.
00:25:58.000 It's like, what are you talking about, man?
00:25:59.000 Right.
00:26:00.000 And why do you feel so strongly about this?
00:26:03.000 Yeah.
00:26:04.000 I don't buy the fact that it's like, well, it's precious life to you.
00:26:07.000 You don't believe all life is precious.
00:26:09.000 People who hold that point of view, they don't hold that point of view consistently.
00:26:14.000 No.
00:26:16.000 They're usually pro-death penalty.
00:26:17.000 Of course!
00:26:18.000 Like, so wait, well, that's different, because that's an adult, and this was unborn.
00:26:22.000 Okay, well, isn't it precious life still?
00:26:23.000 It's not precious anymore?
00:26:25.000 Okay.
00:26:26.000 Well, they're usually pro-war in many circumstances.
00:26:30.000 It's hard to say, man, because the reality of abortion is that at some point in time, it does become a human life.
00:26:38.000 Yeah.
00:26:38.000 So it's one of those things that, although I do not feel in any way, shape, or form that a man should have the ability to tell a woman what she can do with her body.
00:26:48.000 The reality of what an abortion is eventually, it's eventually a life.
00:26:54.000 So like when it's four months old or five months old, when it gets into that, like I knew a guy back in New York and his girl was showing and she got an abortion.
00:27:06.000 I mean, but don't you think, though, that that's got to be, for most women, just a fucking horrific experience?
00:27:15.000 Horrific.
00:27:15.000 Like, I'm sure it's...
00:27:16.000 I don't think it's like...
00:27:17.000 I think people who are, like, really pro-life think that somebody making the choice to have one is doing it, like, callously and without any emotion for some reason.
00:27:28.000 The narrative is that, that, well, you know, she's treating it like birth control or something.
00:27:28.000 Like, it's always...
00:27:34.000 It's like, I don't think that that's really what's, I think most of them are going through something really difficult.
00:27:39.000 And like, it's an emotional, they're probably a mess when that fucking happens.
00:27:44.000 For sure.
00:27:44.000 And the ones who even pretend they aren't, like I saw a girl who had a shirt on that said, I've had 21 abortions.
00:27:51.000 And this is like in protest of all this.
00:27:51.000 Yeah.
00:27:53.000 Yeah.
00:27:53.000 Yeah.
00:27:54.000 That's like one of those, you know, I'm defiant things.
00:27:57.000 Like, who knows if that's even true?
00:27:59.000 By the way, 21, I mean, let's pull your punch card.
00:28:02.000 I think you've had quite a few.
00:28:03.000 Yeah, let's snap that.
00:28:05.000 Let's step back a second here.
00:28:06.000 Let's tie them tubes.
00:28:07.000 If you're way into double digits, just maybe stop fucking.
00:28:11.000 You've got a problem.
00:28:12.000 Yeah, I mean, what is that?
00:28:15.000 21?
00:28:16.000 Imagine, like, the guy's like, should I pull out?
00:28:19.000 She's like, nah, I already had 21 abortions.
00:28:23.000 There's easier ways, lady.
00:28:25.000 Yeah.
00:28:27.000 Well, the birth control pill for women is a fucked up method of birth control because it does do wild shit to their body.
00:28:37.000 It's not healthy for them in any way, shape, or form.
00:28:41.000 Fucked with their hormones.
00:28:42.000 I knew a guy whose daughter died from the pill.
00:28:44.000 What?
00:28:45.000 Yeah, she had apparently...
00:28:47.000 Look this up.
00:28:50.000 I believe there's an issue with people who smoke and also take the pill.
00:28:56.000 And I don't think it's common.
00:28:59.000 I think it's uncommon, but it did happen to this guy's daughter.
00:29:03.000 That's terrible.
00:29:04.000 Yeah, she died.
00:29:05.000 I believe it had something to do with blood clots.
00:29:10.000 Is that what it is?
00:29:11.000 Here it is.
00:29:13.000 Mortality in relation to oral contraceptive use in cigarettes.
00:29:17.000 Their risk is associated with both smoking and oral contraceptives, and mixing the two can be a deadly combination.
00:29:24.000 Smoking is known to restrict one's blood vessels, causing blood clots that lead to cardiovascular issues.
00:29:29.000 That's really, really sad.
00:29:31.000 I think she was in her teens...
00:29:33.000 And that was the first I'd ever heard that people can actually die from smoking while they're on the pill.
00:29:40.000 And I was like, what?
00:29:42.000 But the pill's terrible for women.
00:29:44.000 It's terrible for women.
00:29:46.000 And they came up with an idea for a contraceptive for men, but apparently it's just gonna crush your testosterone levels.
00:29:54.000 Oh, well, no one's gonna take that.
00:29:56.000 Some bitches will.
00:29:58.000 Some guys are like, yes, please.
00:30:00.000 No thanks.
00:30:02.000 I'm not taking that shit.
00:30:03.000 Yeah, most guys.
00:30:04.000 Well, any time where you're interfering with someone's hormones in that regard, it's really bad for women, man.
00:30:11.000 It's just not good for them at all.
00:30:14.000 The other options, obviously, are IUDs and condoms and some other.
00:30:18.000 Those are way better for the woman's body.
00:30:20.000 The pill's just terrible for you because it tricks your body into being pregnant.
00:30:24.000 Your body just thinks you're the ultimate hoe.
00:30:26.000 You just...
00:30:27.000 You're pregnant all year round.
00:30:29.000 I don't know if the doctors say that.
00:30:30.000 That's what the doctors say.
00:30:32.000 You're the ultimate hoe.
00:30:33.000 That's what doctors say.
00:30:34.000 Yeah, they all say it.
00:30:37.000 It's in the literature.
00:30:37.000 They even wrote it.
00:30:39.000 In med school, they're like, no, you'll have some hoes walk in your room.
00:30:42.000 And when they do, give them this pill.
00:30:45.000 Yeah, they're the ultimate hoe.
00:30:48.000 So wait, we were saying, you didn't have any loss of smell taste.
00:30:53.000 No, none.
00:30:53.000 Lucky, man.
00:30:54.000 Yeah, I got lucky.
00:30:55.000 Well, I mean, it didn't have a chance.
00:30:57.000 I jumped on it so quick.
00:30:58.000 I think my body was so filled up with vitamins that even though I got it, it's like the preparation was there, you know?
00:31:08.000 And that was the only time that I wasn't taking ivermectin prophylactically, which is supposed to be, according to Dr. Pierre Corey, supposed to be the best use of it.
00:31:18.000 There's a study out of Argentina, prophylaxis use of ivermectin in critical care workers.
00:31:32.000 That was where they'd given it to a bunch of doctors and nurses and they gave it to them as a preventative measure.
00:31:41.000 And it helped?
00:31:42.000 Yeah, that's supposed to be the best use of it, as a preventative measure.
00:31:46.000 So I had loss of smell, which came back, mostly.
00:31:50.000 They say alpha-lipoic acid, according to Huberman.
00:31:53.000 Andrew Huberman says, yeah.
00:31:54.000 When I Googled it, that's the study that is, in quotes, flawed, according to nature.
00:31:59.000 Do you know the three things that smell and somewhat taste?
00:32:07.000 Farts?
00:32:08.000 They don't smell the same.
00:32:09.000 What do they smell like, flowers?
00:32:11.000 No, it just doesn't smell like it used to.
00:32:15.000 They're not good.
00:32:17.000 So if you cut one of your own farts?
00:32:20.000 It almost smells like a stranger's farts.
00:32:21.000 I'm like, hmm, what is that?
00:32:23.000 That's not one of mine.
00:32:24.000 Yeah, that doesn't smell the same.
00:32:27.000 Lemons, limes, and toothpaste.
00:32:30.000 All smell good?
00:32:31.000 No.
00:32:32.000 All smell like farts.
00:32:33.000 Like they don't smell good.
00:32:34.000 And the toothpaste one fucked with me the hardest because at first I was brushing my teeth.
00:32:41.000 This is like a few days later, right?
00:32:43.000 And I remember I went And I was like, ugh.
00:32:46.000 And I thought it was the toothbrush, like an old toothbrush.
00:32:49.000 I was like, this must be an old toothbrush.
00:32:50.000 It smells like shit.
00:32:51.000 Like someone dipped it in their asshole.
00:32:52.000 Yeah, I fucking threw that thing out.
00:32:54.000 I was like, yuck.
00:32:55.000 How long has that toothbrush been here?
00:32:57.000 I get a fresh toothbrush, toothpaste, and I'm like, oh, it must be the shitty toothpaste, because that smelled.
00:33:03.000 So I throw the toothpaste out.
00:33:05.000 I open a new toothpaste.
00:33:06.000 I put it on, like, this smells like someone's asshole, too.
00:33:09.000 Like, what's going on?
00:33:11.000 So I just, I keep switching.
00:33:13.000 Did you ask your wife to smell it, see if it smelled normal?
00:33:15.000 Yeah.
00:33:15.000 She was like, it just smells like toothpaste.
00:33:17.000 It tastes like toothpaste.
00:33:18.000 Wow.
00:33:19.000 And here's the thing.
00:33:20.000 I've tried them all now.
00:33:21.000 I haven't had a friend give me all natural.
00:33:24.000 She was like, try the all natural.
00:33:25.000 Toms of Maine, that kind of shit?
00:33:26.000 Yeah, all that stuff.
00:33:27.000 And I was like, smells like farts.
00:33:28.000 Like, it all smells like farts.
00:33:30.000 Yeah, still.
00:33:30.000 Still?
00:33:31.000 Oh.
00:33:33.000 What is parosmia?
00:33:36.000 Parosmia?
00:33:37.000 Hmm.
00:33:38.000 It happens.
00:33:39.000 Smell receptors in your nose called olfactory sensor neurons don't detect odors and translate them to your brain the way they should.
00:33:46.000 Usually the smell is bad or even revolting.
00:33:49.000 For example, you smell a banana.
00:33:50.000 Instead of something fruity and pleasant, your nose may pick up a foul odor like rotting flesh.
00:33:55.000 Yeah, that's exactly it.
00:33:57.000 Common after a viral infection.
00:33:59.000 It says parasomia causes.
00:34:01.000 Does it say cures or treatments?
00:34:03.000 I think...
00:34:04.000 It says COVID-19.
00:34:06.000 I think it just has to come back.
00:34:07.000 I'm not...
00:34:08.000 Well, according to Huberman, he said alpha lipoic acid.
00:34:11.000 But also, I've heard people have their smell and taste returned through NAD drips.
00:34:18.000 Really?
00:34:19.000 Yeah.
00:34:19.000 I'm going to sign up for one.
00:34:20.000 I'm going to get one.
00:34:21.000 I'll hook it up.
00:34:21.000 Yeah?
00:34:22.000 Yeah.
00:34:22.000 Thanks.
00:34:23.000 Yeah, I got Tony on it, too.
00:34:27.000 Tony did not get sick.
00:34:29.000 Tony was with us.
00:34:30.000 We all were together in Florida.
00:34:32.000 Lara, even though she was vaccinated, she still got it.
00:34:36.000 She was there?
00:34:37.000 Yeah, she opened for us.
00:34:39.000 Laura Bites.
00:34:40.000 Oh yeah, she's great.
00:34:41.000 Hilarious.
00:34:41.000 She's great.
00:34:42.000 Great.
00:34:43.000 And she did a fucking fantastic job too.
00:34:45.000 Crazy transformation too.
00:34:46.000 Yeah, isn't it amazing?
00:34:47.000 She looks fantastic.
00:34:48.000 Well, and then she did that because of COVID. She was scared of being overweight.
00:34:52.000 And now she's a fitness fanatic.
00:34:52.000 Yeah.
00:34:54.000 When we go out to eat, she won't touch anything with gluten, no added sugar.
00:34:54.000 Yeah.
00:34:58.000 She eats super healthy.
00:35:00.000 She exercises all the time.
00:35:01.000 She's super disciplined.
00:35:03.000 She's so disciplined with her writing, with her comedy, with her exercise.
00:35:08.000 And she got sick?
00:35:09.000 Didn't get sick?
00:35:09.000 She got sick.
00:35:10.000 And how did she?
00:35:11.000 She got a lot sicker than me.
00:35:13.000 Yeah, she's okay.
00:35:13.000 Is she okay?
00:35:14.000 But she was wrecked.
00:35:16.000 She was.
00:35:16.000 She was wrecked for a solid week or so.
00:35:18.000 And Tony did not get sick?
00:35:20.000 Tony did not get sick, but he got close.
00:35:22.000 Did he test positive?
00:35:23.000 Nope.
00:35:23.000 He tested negative every time, but he was feeling like shit.
00:35:25.000 But then I got him the NAD drip and the high-dose vitamin C drip, and he said he felt phenomenal.
00:35:32.000 I got it to him two days in a row.
00:35:34.000 Did they go to him for it?
00:35:36.000 Yeah.
00:35:36.000 And then, boom, he was back.
00:35:38.000 And he said he feels 100%.
00:35:40.000 Yeah.
00:35:40.000 That's great.
00:35:41.000 I'm telling you, NAD drip and high-dose vitamin C and high-dose IV vitamins is phenomenal when you're sick because it just goes straight to your bloodstream.
00:35:52.000 And high-dose vitamin C in particular, I've been told this by multiple doctors, is just phenomenal when you're really sick.
00:35:59.000 Really?
00:36:00.000 Yeah, high-dose vitamin C, IV drip.
00:36:02.000 Okay.
00:36:03.000 Yeah.
00:36:03.000 I'm a big believer in these IV drips.
00:36:05.000 Yeah.
00:36:06.000 We already scheduled, because I have such a daunting tour schedule, have scheduled vitamin drips for the tour.
00:36:14.000 Oh, that's a good move.
00:36:15.000 I learned about them from Chappelle.
00:36:16.000 Really?
00:36:17.000 Yeah, first time I went on tour with him, we went out that night.
00:36:20.000 He goes hard.
00:36:21.000 He doesn't fuck around.
00:36:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:23.000 David goes hard.
00:36:25.000 They like to party.
00:36:25.000 They make the most out of life.
00:36:27.000 Let's put it that way.
00:36:28.000 They're out there drinking and partying.
00:36:29.000 Dave goes out till fucking six in the morning.
00:36:31.000 Yeah, but the thing is, he's up at nine with a cup of coffee and a cigarette laughing, having a good time.
00:36:38.000 But he's a giant believer in those trips, too.
00:36:42.000 And he didn't have a bad time with COVID, either.
00:36:43.000 He said the vaccine, he got vaccinated after he got COVID, and he said the vaccine hit him harder than the COVID did.
00:36:50.000 Wow.
00:36:51.000 Yeah.
00:36:51.000 Wow.
00:36:52.000 But that's often the case when people have had COVID and then they get vaccinated.
00:36:57.000 A lot of times it's a rough ride.
00:37:00.000 He had COVID and he got vaccinated?
00:37:02.000 I got vaccinated.
00:37:02.000 Yeah.
00:37:03.000 My cousin.
00:37:04.000 You got it after COVID and you didn't have a problem with it at all, right?
00:37:07.000 Nothing.
00:37:08.000 Yeah.
00:37:09.000 It's so weird, man.
00:37:11.000 Just like the disease.
00:37:14.000 People vary so much.
00:37:16.000 Yeah.
00:37:17.000 Honestly, with any virus or treatment, it varies.
00:37:23.000 Human beings, we're all made up of different genetics, chemical composition.
00:37:28.000 You just don't know who's going to hit what with what exactly.
00:37:33.000 You're fucking super protected.
00:37:35.000 Yeah.
00:37:36.000 Because...
00:37:37.000 There was a study that showed that if you've had a previous COVID infection, you're 6 to 13 times more protected than you are with just a Pfizer.
00:37:48.000 Yeah, I gave up the argument.
00:37:51.000 I was arguing with my cousin, who's an ID doctor.
00:37:53.000 What's an ID doctor?
00:37:54.000 Infectious disease doctor.
00:37:55.000 So this is what she treats.
00:37:56.000 She's in the hospitals every day.
00:38:00.000 When the Delta variant came out, she was like, this thing is no joke.
00:38:04.000 She's like, this is all I'm seeing.
00:38:05.000 You have to get back, especially if you're going on tour.
00:38:08.000 I was like, well, what about...
00:38:09.000 Whatever.
00:38:10.000 I was like, fine.
00:38:11.000 I'll just go.
00:38:12.000 Yeah.
00:38:13.000 Well, it didn't bother you.
00:38:14.000 Yeah, it didn't bother me.
00:38:16.000 I'm still doing that.
00:38:19.000 I'll still huck up a little green shit here and there.
00:38:23.000 What, a week out?
00:38:25.000 A week yesterday.
00:38:28.000 It's not that long.
00:38:29.000 But it doesn't feel bad.
00:38:31.000 I had a great workout today.
00:38:33.000 Yeah, I had a great workout today.
00:38:34.000 It felt great.
00:38:35.000 That's my second workout.
00:38:37.000 I had one workout two days, three days ago, three days ago, then took yesterday off and then worked out again today.
00:38:43.000 Yeah.
00:38:43.000 No problem at all.
00:38:44.000 Just feel completely normal.
00:38:47.000 Yeah.
00:38:47.000 Great.
00:38:48.000 And your breathing's fine.
00:38:49.000 Yeah, except the hocking up little.
00:38:51.000 But they're little ones.
00:38:52.000 How crazy is you, or maybe you're immune to it now from having so much public scrutiny, but having people wish you got sicker?
00:39:01.000 Isn't that crazy to you?
00:39:02.000 I didn't pay attention.
00:39:03.000 It's crazy to me.
00:39:04.000 I mean, I've had people wish harm on me and threaten me and tell me they wish I was dead and all this stuff.
00:39:12.000 Fun.
00:39:13.000 Yeah, you're like, cool, man.
00:39:16.000 But it's like, when you're sick, people are like, I wish you were more sick.
00:39:21.000 Well, the good news is I was only sick for a day.
00:39:23.000 That's true.
00:39:25.000 It's just wild that there's people They're like, I wish you were more sick.
00:39:28.000 I wish you were in the hospital right now.
00:39:31.000 Because I wasn't scared during the entire pandemic, what they would like is that when I did get sick, that I was really sick.
00:39:39.000 And you learned your lesson.
00:39:41.000 And instead, it's the worst case scenario for them.
00:39:43.000 Right.
00:39:44.000 I bounced back about as quick as you fucking can.
00:39:48.000 Yeah.
00:39:49.000 They're haters.
00:39:50.000 But that's their life.
00:39:52.000 You gotta live like that.
00:39:53.000 Imagine spending any time whatsoever wishing that a person felt bad.
00:39:57.000 It's the dumbest fucking thing you could ever spend your energy on.
00:40:00.000 And it doesn't work.
00:40:03.000 It doesn't make people feel worse.
00:40:06.000 God, I wish so hard.
00:40:08.000 So crazy.
00:40:09.000 You know, I'd heard that that was going on, but I didn't pay attention to it.
00:40:13.000 It's like, you know, they're weak bitches.
00:40:15.000 Stay salty.
00:40:16.000 Yeah.
00:40:17.000 We're doing alright.
00:40:20.000 Everything's fine.
00:40:21.000 I'm doing pretty good.
00:40:22.000 But meanwhile, I don't have a bad message.
00:40:24.000 My message is be healthy.
00:40:26.000 And obviously there's some merit to that.
00:40:29.000 And merit to being consistently healthy.
00:40:33.000 Here's a message.
00:40:34.000 The thing that fucked me is drinking.
00:40:37.000 I think that really fucked me.
00:40:38.000 I bet if I went home early, went to the hotel early Friday night and got sleep like I normally do, I bet it would have never got me.
00:40:45.000 You think so?
00:40:46.000 Yeah, I was hammered.
00:40:47.000 We're out playing pool till...
00:40:49.000 Like I said, 3.30 in the morning.
00:40:51.000 You know I love playing pool, so I'll play pool until I'm fucking exhausted.
00:40:55.000 Oh my god.
00:40:56.000 I went on a trip with you once.
00:40:59.000 Dude.
00:41:00.000 It was like, stand up to pool to the whole next day.
00:41:07.000 You were like, I didn't go to bed.
00:41:08.000 You got back at like 9am and then we went out to breakfast.
00:41:11.000 I was like, what are you talking about?
00:41:13.000 You're fine.
00:41:14.000 I was like, no way, dude.
00:41:17.000 Well, you know, that message is not a good message.
00:41:20.000 No.
00:41:21.000 The up all night message and the drinking message is, yeah, my messages don't do that.
00:41:25.000 And it's stupid, and I haven't had a drink since then.
00:41:27.000 I crave sleep now.
00:41:29.000 Yeah.
00:41:29.000 And I value it more than I ever have in my life.
00:41:32.000 So good for you.
00:41:33.000 Oh my God.
00:41:34.000 So important.
00:41:35.000 I mean, I just like, I can, I so sense the, like, for me, everyone's kind of minimum is different, I think.
00:41:45.000 If I get less than six hours, it's a less than optimum amount for me.
00:41:49.000 Something is a little off that day.
00:41:52.000 Can't exercise as well.
00:41:53.000 I don't think as well.
00:41:55.000 My guts are affected by it.
00:41:57.000 Everything feels a little...
00:41:58.000 If it's less than five, it's that much worse.
00:42:01.000 And if I get seven or more, I'm ready for the Olympic trials.
00:42:06.000 I feel so fucking good.
00:42:08.000 I feel mentally sharp.
00:42:10.000 I can have a tough workout.
00:42:12.000 I just feel great.
00:42:13.000 Yeah, it's important.
00:42:15.000 It's one of the most important things.
00:42:17.000 The problem is, you know, I'm indulgent.
00:42:19.000 And so when I'm having fun, it's hard to stop the fun.
00:42:22.000 But that was a lesson.
00:42:22.000 Of course.
00:42:24.000 And also, to be honest, I think I was drinking too much anyway.
00:42:28.000 There was way too many podcasts where I was having drinks.
00:42:31.000 It was just like I was looking forward to October.
00:42:35.000 Oh, really?
00:42:36.000 Looking forward to Sober October.
00:42:37.000 Are you doing it?
00:42:38.000 Yeah, definitely.
00:42:39.000 Yeah.
00:42:39.000 Really?
00:42:40.000 Yeah, I'm definitely going to be sober this October.
00:42:42.000 But I might even do it all through September, too.
00:42:42.000 Oh, shit.
00:42:45.000 Oh, my goodness.
00:42:45.000 I just, um...
00:42:47.000 Yeah, it's, um...
00:42:48.000 I was drinking too much.
00:42:50.000 And, you know, like, nothing compared to Bert.
00:42:53.000 Like, what fucking Bert does, you know?
00:42:56.000 But for me, it was...
00:42:57.000 I wonder if he'll do it this year.
00:42:58.000 Good question.
00:42:59.000 I mean, he's got so much on tour.
00:43:01.000 I think the only way Bert really wants to do it is if we have some sort of activity.
00:43:06.000 He has to have some fun doing it.
00:43:08.000 Not just, hey man, be sober for the month.
00:43:10.000 Right.
00:43:10.000 And activity and also, like the best ones were like the yoga challenge.
00:43:15.000 And the fitness one got crazy because it was just too competitive and then it just eats your whole life.
00:43:15.000 Yes.
00:43:21.000 That was too much.
00:43:22.000 Yeah, that was too crazy.
00:43:23.000 There should be...
00:43:23.000 You know what?
00:43:24.000 The yoga one was perfect because, I mean, you go...
00:43:28.000 I know you practice pretty regularly, but I think for the rest of us, it was like a new thing, and it was challenging to get the 15 in, but not to ruin your fucking life.
00:43:39.000 Yeah, it wasn't crazy.
00:43:40.000 Yeah.
00:43:40.000 And that was fun.
00:43:41.000 I would do that again.
00:43:42.000 Maybe that's the move.
00:43:42.000 Yeah.
00:43:43.000 Because I want to get back into yoga.
00:43:45.000 I haven't really been doing it.
00:43:46.000 I'd do yoga again for October.
00:43:48.000 Let's do it.
00:43:49.000 Let's get Bernie and Ari to do it too.
00:43:51.000 But he gets real upset about it.
00:43:52.000 He's like, October is a stupid month to do it.
00:43:54.000 It's baseball season.
00:43:55.000 It's the best time for New York City!
00:43:57.000 It's the best time to be drunk!
00:43:58.000 You go to Yankees games and you can find...
00:44:00.000 I saw Ari like screaming and yelling on Instagram about comedians who do game shows.
00:44:06.000 He was screaming and yelling about comedians who have already made it and why...
00:44:11.000 The fuck is wrong with you?
00:44:12.000 I think I know who he's talking to.
00:44:14.000 Yeah.
00:44:15.000 I mean, I don't know.
00:44:17.000 That's hilarious.
00:44:18.000 When he gets fired up, he's got to let it run.
00:44:22.000 He's not taught—well, is he talking to Bert?
00:44:27.000 Because Bert's—it's not really a game show, right?
00:44:30.000 Is it a show?
00:44:31.000 It's a competition show.
00:44:31.000 It's a competition.
00:44:32.000 It's a show.
00:44:32.000 But there's a lot of people on it.
00:44:34.000 There are.
00:44:34.000 It's a lot of fun.
00:44:35.000 Yeah, he's the host.
00:44:36.000 I think it had to do—it was another comic.
00:44:38.000 There was another—remember?
00:44:38.000 Okay.
00:44:39.000 Yeah.
00:44:39.000 Yes.
00:44:40.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:44:41.000 It's just, you know, Ari is very rigid in his idea.
00:44:45.000 He does stick to his ideals about how to conduct oneself.
00:44:51.000 They don't line up with everybody else's, but he sticks to it.
00:44:55.000 His rants can be very funny, though.
00:44:57.000 Well, he gets very angry.
00:44:58.000 Yeah.
00:44:58.000 It's funny to watch someone get that angry.
00:45:01.000 Yeah.
00:45:02.000 I don't know if he'd be interested in doing Sober October.
00:45:04.000 You'll do it?
00:45:05.000 You'll do yoga again?
00:45:06.000 I'll do yoga for the month.
00:45:07.000 I'm 100% down for that.
00:45:09.000 I think that would be good for me.
00:45:10.000 I think I need to do that.
00:45:12.000 Mostly I've been doing a lot of cardio, getting ready for elk hunting season.
00:45:17.000 That's mostly what I've been doing.
00:45:18.000 Cardio.
00:45:19.000 You look leaner.
00:45:20.000 You look thinned out.
00:45:21.000 Well, that was a good thing about the COVID. I lost a little weight.
00:45:24.000 Hey.
00:45:25.000 Eh, find the positive in anything.
00:45:26.000 I was planning on getting down into the 90s.
00:45:30.000 I wanted to get down to like 190, ideally like 193, 192, and I'm 195 now.
00:45:36.000 Okay, well, if you'll do it, I'll do it.
00:45:39.000 Let's call the boys and see if they'll do it, too.
00:45:39.000 Let's do it.
00:45:41.000 Yeah.
00:45:42.000 Nothing crazy.
00:45:43.000 Just do 15. But the thing is, we're all in other places, too.
00:45:47.000 Yeah, but on the road, that's a fun thing to, hey, find a place we can go today.
00:45:50.000 Yeah.
00:45:50.000 And it gives you something to aim for, and it's a healthy, positive thing.
00:45:56.000 But what is yoga like during the...
00:45:57.000 Well, Ari hasn't had COVID. Did Burt get COVID? He didn't get COVID. Burt didn't get COVID, no.
00:46:02.000 Did he get vaccinated?
00:46:03.000 He did.
00:46:03.000 He had to get vaccinated.
00:46:05.000 For his movie?
00:46:06.000 For his movie, yeah.
00:46:07.000 Which one did he get?
00:46:08.000 I don't remember.
00:46:10.000 He got vaccinated almost as early as you can, I think.
00:46:15.000 The thing about that is that shit wears off.
00:46:17.000 They're already saying that people should get a booster.
00:46:20.000 Yeah, the booster's already...
00:46:21.000 The problem is there's no real studies on the booster.
00:46:24.000 So if you had one shot and then the second shot was rough, what's the third shot going to be like?
00:46:29.000 If you had a rough experience, I can't speak to that, but that's probably scary to fucking go back.
00:46:34.000 Did Burke get a rough experience?
00:46:36.000 I don't think he did.
00:46:37.000 He's probably drunk.
00:46:39.000 We hammered the whole time.
00:46:41.000 Did they tell you to not drink?
00:46:43.000 I know the Russian vaccine, they were saying that you couldn't drink after the Russian vaccine.
00:46:48.000 Really?
00:46:49.000 Yeah, that was like a big thing.
00:46:50.000 The Russians were like, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:46:52.000 Yeah, his was like, you know, I think the studios makes you do it for these huge productions.
00:46:57.000 He's in a giant movie.
00:46:58.000 Yeah, huge budget.
00:47:00.000 They're not going to be like, well, just see what happens.
00:47:02.000 Yeah, you can't just get sick.
00:47:03.000 And they have, like, crazy protocols on these sets, you know?
00:47:06.000 Oh, I can imagine.
00:47:07.000 I think you get tested walking in and walking out.
00:47:09.000 Do you have to isolate?
00:47:11.000 I don't know if you have to...
00:47:12.000 Probably when you get to a set, yes.
00:47:14.000 I would imagine.
00:47:15.000 On a big production, you get to a set, like, you arrive...
00:47:17.000 Because I booked a movie.
00:47:19.000 I got offered a movie, I should say, that I would have been shooting instead of breaking my body.
00:47:25.000 And the reason that I turned it down was how long they wanted me to do for the movie.
00:47:31.000 How long do they want you to isolate?
00:47:32.000 So they're like, this is how it happened.
00:47:34.000 I get offered the movie in October of last year.
00:47:38.000 And they go, you're going to, it's let's say 12 to 15 days, like a pretty decent sized part in this movie.
00:47:45.000 So I go, okay.
00:47:46.000 And it starts shooting, let's say, you know, December 1st.
00:47:50.000 I go, all right.
00:47:51.000 They go, well, they need you a few days before, a week before.
00:47:55.000 And that you'll shoot for most of the month of December.
00:47:58.000 And it lined up to be about three to four weeks.
00:48:02.000 So I was like, all right.
00:48:03.000 And I go, well, it looks like you have to be there during Thanksgiving.
00:48:06.000 So I'm like, okay.
00:48:08.000 So I basically, I tell Christina, well, what I'll do is I'm going to rent a house and we'll all go there.
00:48:14.000 And you spend a couple weeks there and then go back and I'll just finish my last couple weeks.
00:48:20.000 We get closer to the production date, and they go, hey, they're gonna need you now for five weeks.
00:48:28.000 And I go, what for?
00:48:29.000 And they go, well, they're extending how long you have to quarantine before you start production.
00:48:34.000 So I was like, I thought about it, and I was like, okay, I'll do it.
00:48:38.000 Now we're closer to production, and I get a call, they need you for six weeks.
00:48:42.000 And I go, why six weeks now?
00:48:44.000 And they go, well, if they have to shut down production, They need to know that they'll have you in case, you know, to shoot more.
00:48:55.000 So now this, what was once a three-week gig is a six-week gig.
00:48:58.000 And I still go, all right, but that's it.
00:49:01.000 And then the day, this is like two weeks before we shoot, the day they go, you're going to talk to the director today?
00:49:07.000 My agent calls, just so you know, they need you for seven weeks.
00:49:10.000 And I go, tell them I'm not doing it.
00:49:13.000 I go, I'm not doing it, man.
00:49:13.000 Wow.
00:49:15.000 Like, you just turned a three-week gig into, like, two months.
00:49:18.000 Yeah.
00:49:19.000 I go, I'm not committing to that.
00:49:20.000 And that's how I turned it down.
00:49:22.000 It was way too long, because they needed, like, they wanted you to quarantine initially, like, seven to ten days, and it was 14 days, and they wanted, like, a...
00:49:22.000 Wow.
00:49:29.000 Three-week window on the back that you stay there for in case somebody else...
00:49:33.000 The difference between you and a regular actor, they don't understand.
00:49:36.000 You make your money podcasting and stand-up.
00:49:40.000 There's a big difference.
00:49:42.000 For a regular actor, they're happy to get a gig, and they go, well, okay, this is just more time that I'm doing this gig.
00:49:50.000 For you, it's like, do you know how much money I'm going to lose?
00:49:52.000 It is.
00:49:52.000 And I have to say, I enjoy features, and I like it.
00:49:56.000 It's an enjoyable thing.
00:49:57.000 And I like that there's like...
00:49:58.000 A beginning and end date.
00:50:00.000 Right.
00:50:00.000 I enjoy that.
00:50:02.000 But, yeah, two months to do that?
00:50:04.000 Unless it's the fucking project that I'm dying to do.
00:50:08.000 Yeah, I burnt out acting, doing a sitcom.
00:50:12.000 Yeah, sitcoms are different, though.
00:50:14.000 It was a lot of fun.
00:50:15.000 It was great.
00:50:16.000 I'm super happy that I got it, and I was very lucky, very fortunate to get it.
00:50:22.000 As far as sitcoms go, news radio is literally one of the greatest experiences a person could ever have.
00:50:28.000 It was amazing.
00:50:30.000 Amazing, but I would never do it again.
00:50:33.000 There's times in your life where it makes more sense.
00:50:36.000 Me going to do a sitcom right now would be insane.
00:50:39.000 I had a fucking agent call me.
00:50:41.000 He was like, Hey, you got an offer to do this thing.
00:50:45.000 I was like, when does it start shooting?
00:50:46.000 And he was like, I don't know, like two weeks ago or something, you know?
00:50:50.000 And I was like, I'm on a theater arena tour.
00:50:53.000 And he was like, can you move it?
00:50:54.000 I was like, no.
00:50:55.000 Do you understand how this works?
00:50:57.000 Yeah, he was like, oh.
00:50:57.000 Do you understand what arenas are?
00:51:00.000 He was like, it's a good part.
00:51:01.000 I go, I don't give a fuck if it's with Martin Scorsese.
00:51:03.000 I'm not moving this shit.
00:51:04.000 Do they understand how much you make in arenas?
00:51:05.000 No.
00:51:06.000 I think the theatrical agents sometimes don't.
00:51:10.000 No.
00:51:11.000 They probably have no idea.
00:51:12.000 I got offered a show where they throw you into space.
00:51:16.000 They wanted to do a reality show where they shoot me into space.
00:51:18.000 That'd be a good show.
00:51:20.000 Fuck that.
00:51:20.000 I'd watch that show.
00:51:22.000 I would definitely watch that show.
00:51:24.000 I'd get the kids for that one.
00:51:26.000 Oh my god.
00:51:28.000 That would be the most heinous way to die.
00:51:34.000 Because it's basically a really high plane flight.
00:51:37.000 Like, let's stop calling it space.
00:51:39.000 Especially with the shuttle, they're like, oh, we're losing pressure.
00:51:42.000 And you're like, oh, my head's going to explode in this thing?
00:51:44.000 Oh, you're just going to burn alive.
00:51:46.000 Yeah, we lost a few tiles coming in.
00:51:46.000 In like 15 seconds?
00:51:48.000 Oh, my God.
00:51:49.000 Yeah, that would be a gnarly way to go.
00:51:51.000 But Bezos did it.
00:51:54.000 Branson did it.
00:51:55.000 So those billionaire characters did it.
00:51:56.000 So it's got to be like...
00:51:58.000 Elon's definitely going to do it, right?
00:51:59.000 He's got a whole space program.
00:52:00.000 I doubt it.
00:52:01.000 He's probably going to make a clone.
00:52:02.000 I'll put my clone up there.
00:52:03.000 Yeah, why would he?
00:52:04.000 I don't know.
00:52:05.000 Why the fuck would he?
00:52:05.000 If I was him, I wouldn't do that.
00:52:06.000 But he's making the rockets.
00:52:08.000 Good idea.
00:52:08.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:52:09.000 Make the rockets.
00:52:10.000 Yeah.
00:52:11.000 Why the fuck would he go?
00:52:12.000 I don't know, man.
00:52:13.000 Yeah.
00:52:14.000 Would you take...
00:52:14.000 If it had a bunch of runs where they'd been doing it for...
00:52:18.000 Like an airplane.
00:52:19.000 Yeah, a couple of years.
00:52:20.000 I'm saying if they'd been doing it a bunch, you'd do it, right?
00:52:22.000 Yeah, I'd bring Eddie Bravo.
00:52:23.000 I'd go, look at the curve.
00:52:25.000 He'd be like, that's bullshit.
00:52:26.000 Look at the curve.
00:52:26.000 Look at the curve.
00:52:28.000 I asked him one time about, I haven't seen him in a while, about, what do you think of the photos and video?
00:52:35.000 He's like, what's all, doctored.
00:52:38.000 I'm like, every single one?
00:52:39.000 All photos and videos?
00:52:40.000 He was like, yes.
00:52:41.000 It's a concerted effort.
00:52:43.000 That's quite a team.
00:52:45.000 Yeah.
00:52:45.000 I never know if he's fucking around or serious.
00:52:47.000 Yeah.
00:52:48.000 It's hard to tell.
00:52:49.000 I think it's a little bit of both.
00:52:51.000 But it's, um, all bullshit aside, I would do it if it was down, if they had it down.
00:52:57.000 Because I think it would be an amazing...
00:52:58.000 Who wants to go on the first run?
00:52:59.000 I want to be up there in space space, though, where you could see the stars.
00:53:04.000 You know?
00:53:05.000 I don't want to go on a high plane flight that might kill me.
00:53:08.000 Yeah.
00:53:08.000 You know what I mean?
00:53:09.000 Because it seems like that's what these things really are.
00:53:11.000 They're like a high plane flight that might kill you.
00:53:13.000 Yeah.
00:53:14.000 I mean, is that really space?
00:53:14.000 Right?
00:53:17.000 I don't know.
00:53:18.000 Because people are arguing that it's not, right?
00:53:21.000 Are they?
00:53:22.000 They're arguing that Jeff Bezos never really went into space and that Richard Branson never really went into space.
00:53:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:53:27.000 So they just barely left the atmosphere kind of thing?
00:53:29.000 Well, what is space?
00:53:29.000 Like, how many feet do you have to be up?
00:53:32.000 Like, a flight is like between 30 and 40-something thousand feet, right?
00:53:36.000 Like a commercial flight?
00:53:37.000 Usually 35,000 is like the most typical.
00:53:37.000 Yeah.
00:53:40.000 So what's space?
00:53:41.000 How high do you have to get up?
00:53:42.000 That's a good question.
00:53:43.000 I mean, I assume they're just leaving the atmosphere, right?
00:53:46.000 So what is a mile?
00:53:48.000 A mile is like 5,000 feet?
00:53:50.000 Is that what it is?
00:53:51.000 I think 5,300 or something like that.
00:53:52.000 All right.
00:53:53.000 So when you're up there on a regular commercial flight, you're like six-ish miles somewhere, five miles, six miles, seven miles.
00:54:03.000 How many miles is space?
00:54:05.000 That's a good question.
00:54:06.000 How far is it?
00:54:06.000 Is it 50?
00:54:08.000 Yes.
00:54:08.000 50?
00:54:09.000 50?
00:54:10.000 According to the U.S. military, the FAA, and NASA, 50 miles is where the line is, but 62 miles is the legit line, the thermosphere.
00:54:20.000 That's way fucking further, man.
00:54:23.000 Way further.
00:54:24.000 60 miles.
00:54:25.000 62 miles.
00:54:26.000 Goddamn.
00:54:27.000 I didn't realize it was that much further.
00:54:29.000 Okay, so here we go.
00:54:31.000 See, let's look at that commercial plane.
00:54:31.000 So...
00:54:33.000 This Carmen line is the 50-mile line.
00:54:35.000 That's where, like, satellites, I guess, are.
00:54:36.000 Look at that little bullshit-ass ozone layer.
00:54:40.000 Like where the regular flights go.
00:54:42.000 The troposphere?
00:54:43.000 That's where we fly.
00:54:44.000 The thermosphere and the exosphere.
00:54:46.000 Oh.
00:54:47.000 That's way the fuck up there.
00:54:48.000 That's where I'd want to be, though.
00:54:50.000 I mean, I want to...
00:54:50.000 So where did he go?
00:54:52.000 Where did Bezos and them go?
00:54:53.000 That's a good question.
00:54:54.000 Do you know how far...
00:54:56.000 That's not what these pictures said, but...
00:54:57.000 I want to say they were...
00:55:03.000 Yeah, let's find out how far...
00:55:05.000 The Karman line, huh?
00:55:08.000 That's the line of space?
00:55:09.000 Is that where the satellites are?
00:55:11.000 Yeah, I mean, they can't all be on that same line.
00:55:14.000 Alright, let's guess.
00:55:15.000 How many feet do you think Bezos went up?
00:55:17.000 Well, we know that he didn't go to that extreme level, right?
00:55:22.000 So I'm going to guess that he went...
00:55:27.000 If you pull up the chart...
00:55:29.000 75,000 feet?
00:55:30.000 The chart of the different lines.
00:55:32.000 I'm going to guess it was the...
00:55:34.000 I'm trying to think what the line was here.
00:55:37.000 How many feet do you think you went?
00:55:40.000 I'll go with...
00:55:41.000 Yeah, 90,000 feet.
00:55:45.000 Whoa!
00:55:47.000 I was going to go like 75. I'm guessing three times as high as we normally fly.
00:55:52.000 What do you think you went, Jeremy?
00:55:53.000 Take a guess.
00:55:55.000 I get it.
00:55:56.000 It's too late.
00:55:57.000 I've already seen that.
00:55:59.000 It's supposed to have gone higher.
00:56:01.000 I don't have the number right now, though.
00:56:02.000 I know that Bezos was supposed to have gone higher.
00:56:05.000 I don't even know if he made the flight yet, though.
00:56:07.000 I thought Bezos already did.
00:56:08.000 Yeah, he already did.
00:56:09.000 Yeah, because Omega sponsored her.
00:56:11.000 They were all wearing those Speedmaster watches.
00:56:13.000 Yeah, he had the fucking cowboy hat on.
00:56:13.000 That's what I thought.
00:56:15.000 Yeah, the cowboy hat.
00:56:16.000 That was a little asshole.
00:56:17.000 He was like, that was really fun.
00:56:18.000 The cowboy hat was a little ridiculous.
00:56:20.000 It was.
00:56:21.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:56:22.000 He had child-like excitement, which I get.
00:56:26.000 Well, he's retired.
00:56:26.000 Yeah.
00:56:28.000 Yeah.
00:56:29.000 And, you know.
00:56:29.000 He's just chilling.
00:56:30.000 Fucking balling out of control with $180 billion in the bank.
00:56:33.000 Yeah.
00:56:33.000 Balling.
00:56:34.000 Yeah.
00:56:35.000 Yeah.
00:56:36.000 All right.
00:56:36.000 They have a tweet from their account that says, only 4% of the world recognizes a lower limit of 80 kilometers or 50 miles to be getting a new space.
00:56:44.000 And then the new Shepard?
00:56:46.000 That's not the device they were in, right?
00:56:48.000 I don't know.
00:56:49.000 Blue Origin's his company.
00:56:51.000 But they said whatever that is, which I think that's the actual device or ship they're in, the Shepard.
00:56:58.000 So what is 80 kilometers?
00:56:59.000 Is it like 42 miles?
00:57:01.000 It's pretty close to 50 miles, I'm pretty sure.
00:57:03.000 Close to 50, yeah.
00:57:05.000 So that goes above that, but I don't think that's where they went.
00:57:09.000 That's a lot further than we thought then, huh?
00:57:11.000 Yeah.
00:57:13.000 So who went higher, him or Branson?
00:57:17.000 Is Galactic, that's Virgin.
00:57:18.000 See, this says that they've gone above it three times.
00:57:20.000 I don't think they went on that flight, but this, even Blue Virgin says they've gone above that distance three times.
00:57:26.000 I love that they know that they have an escape system.
00:57:28.000 What the fuck's involved with that?
00:57:31.000 Is that like a normal flight attendant?
00:57:33.000 Like, you see this exit right here?
00:57:34.000 Yeah.
00:57:35.000 You see, if some problem happens, just pull this and push the door out.
00:57:38.000 And you'll float right out.
00:57:39.000 In the escape system, I bet it's like some super insulated pod.
00:57:44.000 There's no way he went up there without a solid one.
00:57:48.000 I could imagine.
00:57:48.000 I mean, Jesus Christ.
00:57:48.000 Yeah.
00:57:50.000 Yeah, but then also it's like, what if you black out?
00:57:54.000 What if it loses pressure?
00:57:55.000 What if this?
00:57:57.000 What if we get hit by a little micro-asteroid?
00:57:59.000 They went 66 miles up, it says.
00:58:01.000 Woo!
00:58:03.000 Suborbital flight.
00:58:04.000 Suborbital?
00:58:05.000 That's what the headline said.
00:58:07.000 What does Branson say?
00:58:09.000 What did he do?
00:58:10.000 You think Bezos brought children from some factory and he's like, if something goes wrong here, you'll die, but you'll save me.
00:58:16.000 You just pull on this.
00:58:17.000 And they're like, okay.
00:58:18.000 I don't think you did.
00:58:23.000 They have the worst fucking warehouse reputation of any company.
00:58:27.000 It's brutal.
00:58:28.000 It's scary, man.
00:58:29.000 They have a timer.
00:58:29.000 They run.
00:58:30.000 If you order some toothpaste from Amazon, someone has a little iPad.
00:58:35.000 They have to run.
00:58:36.000 According to Neil deGrasse Tyson, Richard Branson did not reach space because they only went 86 kilometers.
00:58:42.000 You have to go 100. And did Bezos hit?
00:58:45.000 Yeah.
00:58:46.000 So both of them didn't make it.
00:58:47.000 It almost depends on who you're asking for the answer because everyone's going to give a different answer.
00:58:51.000 But yeah, the assumed line of space, according to this, then says it's 100 kilometers higher than Earth's surface.
00:58:57.000 Neil deGrasse is a bit of a party pooper.
00:58:59.000 He shit on that party for sure.
00:59:01.000 Shit all over that party?
00:59:02.000 No, you didn't.
00:59:04.000 You didn't get invited on the ship.
00:59:05.000 No.
00:59:05.000 Oh, that's why, right?
00:59:06.000 He's probably a little better.
00:59:08.000 He can't fucking go.
00:59:08.000 He's going to be the first one there.
00:59:09.000 That's probably why.
00:59:10.000 Oh, so he'll go to the real space, space, space.
00:59:14.000 But who's going to take him?
00:59:16.000 Maybe Elon?
00:59:17.000 There you go.
00:59:18.000 Is he tight with Elon?
00:59:19.000 Whoever wants that stamp.
00:59:21.000 If I had a rocket, I would definitely invite Neil deGrasse on that trip.
00:59:24.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:59:26.000 And just have him teach me stuff the whole way.
00:59:28.000 Look at that over there.
00:59:29.000 And I'm like, oh no, it's like having a fucking professor with you.
00:59:31.000 Yeah, who else would you bring?
00:59:33.000 If you had like a dream team.
00:59:35.000 I gotta bring Bert.
00:59:38.000 Tito's and soda the whole time.
00:59:40.000 We're just fucking pouring drinks while we're in space.
00:59:42.000 Guys, can you fucking believe we're up?
00:59:43.000 We know we're up here.
00:59:44.000 Shut up.
00:59:44.000 Guys, we're in space.
00:59:45.000 Look what happened.
00:59:45.000 I poured the vodka.
00:59:46.000 It doesn't even come out.
00:59:47.000 I got to throw it.
00:59:49.000 I got to throw it at the glass.
00:59:50.000 There's a little controversy on the Branson flight apparently right now.
00:59:53.000 They were supposed to fly recently and the FAA has halted it because the first one on July 11th went off course according to the New Yorker magazine.
01:00:03.000 They're trying to find out how far off course it went.
01:00:06.000 Oh, of course.
01:00:08.000 Yeah.
01:00:08.000 So it went up, but maybe not the direction it was supposed to go.
01:00:12.000 I don't know.
01:00:12.000 Look how flimsy that rocket looks.
01:00:15.000 I mean, those little things stuck on the side looks like they would snap right off.
01:00:20.000 What the fuck are those things?
01:00:21.000 In the photo, that doesn't look...
01:00:23.000 That looks super non-confidence building.
01:00:26.000 Yeah, that looks...
01:00:28.000 Look at him.
01:00:30.000 He parties.
01:00:31.000 He's a good time.
01:00:32.000 That looks like fun.
01:00:33.000 Have you ever met him?
01:00:34.000 No.
01:00:35.000 A lot of people are mad at these billionaire characters for going into space.
01:00:39.000 A lot of them are mad for just being billionaires, too.
01:00:41.000 People hate billionaires.
01:00:43.000 There's a lot of that going on.
01:00:44.000 There's a lot of...
01:00:45.000 Do you know that the fires in Northern California, speaking of people that hate billionaires, they busted a social justice professor for setting them?
01:00:53.000 What?
01:00:54.000 Yep.
01:00:55.000 He set them?
01:00:55.000 Yeah.
01:00:56.000 What the fuck was he trying to do?
01:00:58.000 He's a piece of shit, apparently.
01:01:00.000 Was he trying to deliberately cause a massive fire?
01:01:03.000 Yes.
01:01:04.000 Not only was he, apparently, the accusation is worse than that.
01:01:08.000 The accusation is that he was trying to trap the firefighters.
01:01:14.000 In the fire, so he was setting fires behind them.
01:01:17.000 Yeah.
01:01:18.000 Former college professor accused of serial arrest is denied bail in California.
01:01:23.000 It was pull up what he did.
01:01:27.000 Gary Maynard?
01:01:28.000 Yeah, he was a social justice professor, which is like, what does that mean?
01:01:34.000 Fucking terrifying, man, that this guy was a professor.
01:01:37.000 Just angry fuck.
01:01:39.000 Based on that finding, the defendant will be detained as a risk of non-appearance and a danger to the community.
01:01:44.000 Oh, yeah.
01:01:45.000 You can't let this guy out, for sure.
01:01:47.000 No conditions or combination of conditions that would provide the necessary level of safety to this community should the defendant be released.
01:01:54.000 Yeah, this is what's crazy.
01:01:56.000 This guy was a professor.
01:01:57.000 Holy shit.
01:01:58.000 Yeah.
01:01:59.000 Scroll up.
01:02:00.000 Let's see what it said.
01:02:01.000 No, I mean, I'm sorry, down.
01:02:03.000 See how they busted him.
01:02:04.000 I know they busted him because his car got caught in the fire.
01:02:09.000 Like he was in the area where you're supposed to be evacuated and his car got caught there and then they realized that he was actually setting fires.
01:02:16.000 And not only was he setting fire, Maynard, 47, a former professor who has taught at all, by the way, so was the Unabomber, former professor.
01:02:25.000 He taught criminology and criminal justice.
01:02:27.000 Yeah.
01:02:27.000 Colleges in New York and California, according to the online records, last fall he taught in the criminology and criminal justice department at Sonoma State University.
01:02:36.000 Which says in its official bio that Maynard, that he has a doctorate in sociology and three master's degrees.
01:02:42.000 His teaching research school said focuses on topics including the sociology of health, defiance, and crime.
01:02:48.000 This is so crazy.
01:02:49.000 Crazy, man.
01:02:50.000 So he was spotted near the scene on July 20th of the Cascade Fire on the western slopes of Mount Shasta.
01:02:56.000 A mountain biker in those remote woods had noticed signs of a fire, called 911. And then worked to limit the fire spread.
01:03:03.000 A Forest Service fire investigator determined the Cascade fire was likely the result of arson.
01:03:08.000 He also noticed that on a dirt road 150 to 200 yards from the fire a man was struggling to free his car.
01:03:15.000 A black Kia Soul, of course he has a Kia Soul.
01:03:19.000 After the vehicle's rear had failed to clear a partially buried boulder, a witness told investigators that the man, later identified as Maynard, had arrived several hours before the fire started.
01:03:31.000 Court records show, the witness said the man had walked off in the direction when the fire eventually ignited, returning around 10 minutes later.
01:03:38.000 After the man returned, the witness recalled smoke from the Cascade fire became visible.
01:03:43.000 Wow.
01:03:44.000 Wow, and they took a tire tried pattern left by his car.
01:03:47.000 Look at this.
01:03:48.000 The investigator kept his distance from Maynard, citing the man's uncooperative and agitated behavior, but he took a picture of his car and the license plate numbered, led to Maynard.
01:03:57.000 Forest Service agents also measured and recorded data about the tire tread patterns.
01:04:02.000 Wow.
01:04:03.000 What a fucked up person.
01:04:05.000 Fucked up.
01:04:06.000 It reminds me, in some way, not entirely, of the...
01:04:10.000 That famous former arson investigator that set fires.
01:04:15.000 You ever hear about that story?
01:04:16.000 It is wild.
01:04:17.000 And he wrote a book about an arson investigator that set fires.
01:04:17.000 No.
01:04:22.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:04:23.000 Yeah.
01:04:24.000 And his fires, he definitely killed at least one person.
01:04:27.000 So this guy was a, I'm sure you could find this.
01:04:30.000 Where was this?
01:04:31.000 Man, I don't know if it was California as well.
01:04:35.000 Yeah, Glendale.
01:04:36.000 This dude was an arson investigator and he was setting fires left and right.
01:04:41.000 Well, there have been fire department members.
01:04:45.000 Firefighters.
01:04:46.000 Actual firefighters.
01:04:47.000 Set fires and then put them out.
01:04:47.000 Yeah.
01:04:49.000 Like they have this thing.
01:04:51.000 Some crazy people.
01:04:53.000 They have like this.
01:04:53.000 Yeah.
01:04:54.000 They want to put out a fire.
01:04:57.000 And there's no fire.
01:04:57.000 So they set a fire.
01:04:58.000 This is the guy.
01:04:59.000 Look at him.
01:05:00.000 Shifty fuck.
01:05:01.000 I don't like your mustache.
01:05:04.000 Giannini sighted.
01:05:06.000 Sorry.
01:05:06.000 What's that?
01:05:06.000 My bad.
01:05:08.000 Giannini cited testimony by a UCLA forensic psychiatrist who said...
01:05:13.000 Oh, his name is Orr?
01:05:14.000 Oh, Leonard Orr.
01:05:14.000 Yeah.
01:05:15.000 John Leonard Orr.
01:05:16.000 Orr was driven to torch buildings by a compulsion.
01:05:19.000 He was powerless to control.
01:05:21.000 He had no choice in the matter, the lawyer said.
01:05:24.000 Hilarious.
01:05:24.000 This guy, he also wrote...
01:05:26.000 He wrote a book, right?
01:05:27.000 Yeah, this has him listed as an American novelist on his Wikipedia.
01:05:30.000 And his book is about a fucking arsonist who's a fire investigator.
01:05:34.000 So when did he get busted?
01:05:37.000 This was in the...
01:05:38.000 I mean, he died in...
01:05:39.000 Oh, he died in the 80s.
01:05:41.000 No.
01:05:41.000 Did he?
01:05:42.000 Is that what it says?
01:05:43.000 He was 72 here.
01:05:45.000 Oh, he says age 72. I don't know what that is.
01:05:47.000 I don't think he's dead.
01:05:49.000 Google would probably just freak out.
01:05:50.000 That could have been when his book came out or when this happened.
01:05:54.000 Yeah.
01:05:55.000 There's details here.
01:05:58.000 He got apprehended us in 1991. Oh, okay.
01:06:00.000 So he's in jail now.
01:06:01.000 Yeah.
01:06:01.000 Yeah.
01:06:02.000 In prison.
01:06:04.000 California State Prison.
01:06:05.000 Can you scroll to his book?
01:06:08.000 Because I'm telling you, it's like...
01:06:10.000 It'd be a wild book to read knowing that the guy actually set fires.
01:06:17.000 It is kind of crazy that anybody, like here we are lighting cigars, right?
01:06:22.000 Anybody can buy matches.
01:06:24.000 Anybody can buy a lighter.
01:06:26.000 I knew an arsonist.
01:06:27.000 Did you really?
01:06:28.000 I went to school with one.
01:06:30.000 Did he set people's houses on fire?
01:06:32.000 What did he set on fire?
01:06:33.000 Government property.
01:06:37.000 Weird, socially awkward dude.
01:06:40.000 Points of origin.
01:06:42.000 Playing with fire.
01:06:44.000 Join the investigation as lead character.
01:06:47.000 Wait a minute.
01:06:47.000 2001?
01:06:48.000 It must be a reprint.
01:06:49.000 Yeah, it might have been a reprint.
01:06:52.000 Publisher 2001. I don't know.
01:06:54.000 It's kind of strange.
01:06:55.000 Did they let him write a book after he's already joined?
01:06:57.000 Maybe it's a book on the actual thing.
01:06:57.000 No way.
01:07:00.000 Author is convicted of murder and is currently serving life sentence.
01:07:06.000 Let me look that up.
01:07:08.000 Well, look at the other one.
01:07:08.000 Yeah.
01:07:09.000 Points of Truth.
01:07:10.000 That's his name, too.
01:07:12.000 But that came out after this.
01:07:14.000 These are probably reprints, man.
01:07:16.000 Jeez, I hope so.
01:07:17.000 Federal prison for 30 years.
01:07:19.000 Life plus 21. Yeah.
01:07:22.000 But you see the description, right?
01:07:24.000 The description was about an arson investigator, which is what he was.
01:07:32.000 It's a crazy compulsion, man.
01:07:32.000 Oh.
01:07:33.000 His best-selling true crime in his book, Fire Lover.
01:07:37.000 Fire Lover.
01:07:38.000 No.
01:07:39.000 That was the book?
01:07:41.000 Fire Lover?
01:07:43.000 Oh my god.
01:07:45.000 I wonder if maybe he got sick while he was writing the book.
01:07:49.000 Oh, so wait.
01:07:50.000 Fire Lover is a book about him.
01:07:53.000 Sorry.
01:07:54.000 That's a book about him.
01:07:57.000 But his books are points of origin and points of truth, it looks like.
01:08:02.000 Yeah, Wambach's writing about John Orr.
01:08:05.000 Oh.
01:08:07.000 See, it says 2008. Yeah, that's strange.
01:08:10.000 So Points of Origin, Playing with Fire is his book.
01:08:13.000 But it's late at 2008?
01:08:15.000 So it must be reprints.
01:08:15.000 Okay.
01:08:17.000 Yeah.
01:08:18.000 Either way.
01:08:19.000 That is...
01:08:20.000 Imagine if he was...
01:08:21.000 Because a lot of times when writers get into a subject, they thoroughly research whatever psychosis the character has.
01:08:29.000 Sure.
01:08:30.000 Like, I wonder if he went nutty investigating fires.
01:08:34.000 Maybe, man.
01:08:35.000 This reminds me of O.J.'s book, If I Did It.
01:08:38.000 I have a copy of that.
01:08:39.000 You do?
01:08:40.000 Signed?
01:08:40.000 Signed by O.J. Yeah.
01:08:42.000 He's like, if I did it, this is exactly how I would, but I, you know, I didn't do it.
01:08:46.000 You might go back to L.A. My wife might have figured it out.
01:08:48.000 That was the best.
01:08:49.000 The best is when O.J. He's scared to go back to L.A. I don't want to go back to L.A. and run into the real killer.
01:08:55.000 It's fucking insane.
01:08:58.000 You might be out there, man.
01:09:00.000 Yeah, I love OJ giving people advice on Twitter.
01:09:03.000 Hello, Twitter world.
01:09:05.000 It's me, OJ Simpson.
01:09:06.000 The strangest thing is watching him talk on Twitter.
01:09:09.000 Yeah.
01:09:10.000 It's the strangest thing, because he talks, and then you look in the comments, it's all like knives, like knife emojis.
01:09:17.000 Everyone's like, hey, remember when you killed those people?
01:09:19.000 Those are the replies.
01:09:20.000 That's all the replies.
01:09:22.000 And every now and then, you tell them juice.
01:09:24.000 Every now and then, there's like someone- That's obsession with celebrity though, right?
01:09:29.000 There's such an obsession with celebrity that people are just like, it's cool, man.
01:09:34.000 Well, there's people that just- Not guilty.
01:09:35.000 No matter what, they don't think people are guilty, right?
01:09:39.000 Like when Cosby got out, there's a lot of people that were like, yes, finally justice is served.
01:09:45.000 I'm like, What?
01:09:47.000 What are you talking about?
01:09:50.000 How many people?
01:09:51.000 Yeah, it's like up to 50. You think that 53 women in their 50s and 60s conspired to ruin Bill Cosby's life?
01:10:01.000 Why?
01:10:02.000 Some people are crazy, man.
01:10:03.000 Yeah, they are.
01:10:04.000 They really do.
01:10:07.000 But that's just, you're never going to get 100% compliance.
01:10:11.000 Like, when someone goes to jail for being a serial killer, there's women lined up to marry them.
01:10:16.000 It's insane.
01:10:17.000 It's insane.
01:10:18.000 I mean, Ramirez, Bundy, they had bags of mail.
01:10:23.000 Yeah, naked photos and shit.
01:10:24.000 But they're like, every day this shit arrives.
01:10:27.000 What is that?
01:10:29.000 He fathered a kid in prison.
01:10:31.000 How did he do that?
01:10:32.000 They fucking...
01:10:33.000 They conjugaled?
01:10:34.000 Yeah, well, not a prison that allows it, but obviously a guard, you know...
01:10:40.000 Got paid off or wasn't paying attention.
01:10:41.000 Or just got manipulated by a master manipulator, who we worked on probably for a couple of years, and let it happen, man.
01:10:49.000 Ramirez got married in prison.
01:10:49.000 Jesus Christ.
01:10:51.000 Manson, a fucking woman, married Charles Manson when he was like fucking 70. She was like, I love this guy.
01:11:00.000 What?
01:11:00.000 Yeah.
01:11:02.000 That's when you want to go, hey, look, there's someone for everyone.
01:11:04.000 If you're single and you're like, nobody's there, you can find someone, dude.
01:11:08.000 You just got to look around.
01:11:09.000 Just get the right profile out there on the dating sites.
01:11:12.000 Yeah.
01:11:12.000 You got to get out there.
01:11:13.000 Yeah.
01:11:14.000 There's someone for you.
01:11:14.000 Someone's out there for you.
01:11:15.000 For sure.
01:11:16.000 The Night Stalker had someone.
01:11:18.000 There's someone for you.
01:11:19.000 Yeah.
01:11:20.000 For sure.
01:11:20.000 Yeah.
01:11:21.000 Yeah.
01:11:21.000 I mean, a guy who crushed women's heads with hammers and shit.
01:11:25.000 And had, by the way, he had choices.
01:11:27.000 Yeah.
01:11:27.000 This wasn't, like, the one chick.
01:11:29.000 He had options.
01:11:31.000 Is it worth the other way, though, where women kill men?
01:11:33.000 Do they get a lot of proposals?
01:11:35.000 For sure, some, for sure.
01:11:37.000 Must be, right?
01:11:38.000 Absolutely.
01:11:38.000 Guys who want to die.
01:11:40.000 Or they just think it's hot, or they just...
01:11:41.000 You know, people also romanticize people in their minds, and they just...
01:11:46.000 You can choose to see what you want to see and block out...
01:11:50.000 I mean, if you're writing to the Night Stalker and Manson and fucking Ted Bundy, Who would rape dead bodies that had been decapitated.
01:12:00.000 And you're like, I want to meet this guy.
01:12:01.000 Did he?
01:12:02.000 Is that what he did?
01:12:03.000 Yes!
01:12:03.000 He would rape the body after he killed them.
01:12:08.000 You know, that's like...
01:12:09.000 Do you know he almost got Debbie Harry from Blondie?
01:12:11.000 No.
01:12:12.000 Yeah, she escaped.
01:12:15.000 She was getting a ride from him, and she realized when she was in the car that the door didn't have handles on the inside.
01:12:23.000 Yeah.
01:12:24.000 And somehow or another she got out.
01:12:26.000 I want to say she was in the back seat.
01:12:28.000 Somehow or another she got out.
01:12:31.000 I don't remember the whole story behind it, but I remember her describing it.
01:12:36.000 Whoa.
01:12:37.000 Yeah.
01:12:38.000 Such a, I mean, just a brutal, savage dude.
01:12:42.000 There's a movie out now that just came out that was released.
01:12:46.000 It's like on iTunes movies about him.
01:12:49.000 Yeah, Harry claims she encountered Bundy during the 1970s, well before the famous new wave band that made her famous came together.
01:12:57.000 Who wrote this book or this article?
01:13:00.000 Well before the famous new wave band that made her famous came together.
01:13:04.000 How about editing, you fucks?
01:13:06.000 As she tells it, Harry was alone in the streets of Manhattan in the early morning hours searching for a taxi.
01:13:11.000 Then a white car pulled up.
01:13:12.000 The driver offered a ride.
01:13:13.000 Harry had doubts about getting inside the car, but her feet were aching and the driver appeared to be polite.
01:13:18.000 Upon realizing she was trapped, Harry managed to escape and lived to tell the tale.
01:13:23.000 Upon seeing Bundy's actual photo in a magazine article after his arrest, the hairs on the back of Harry's neck stood up as she realized she recognized him.
01:13:31.000 I had not thought about that night, but for maybe 15 years it was him.
01:13:37.000 Yeah, the passenger side door handle was missing.
01:13:41.000 Actual photos of Barry's 1968 VW verify these details but authorities have not confirmed that the man Harry met was Bundy.
01:13:52.000 And the numbers that he put up.
01:13:55.000 That is insane, man.
01:13:57.000 You know, when they go like, this person killed like six and seven people, you're like, oh my god.
01:14:01.000 And you go, he killed over 30 women?
01:14:03.000 I mean, that's fucking crazy.
01:14:05.000 In so many different states, it was California, Idaho, Utah, Colorado, Florida.
01:14:11.000 It just makes you think about the way people's brains are broken.
01:14:16.000 He was, yeah.
01:14:18.000 Various people's brains, whether it's arson or serial murder.
01:14:23.000 The human brain.
01:14:25.000 This is the movie.
01:14:26.000 Yeah, yeah, No Man of God.
01:14:28.000 Yeah, I saw it.
01:14:29.000 Did you see the movie?
01:14:30.000 How is it?
01:14:31.000 I mean, it's interesting.
01:14:33.000 So that's supposed to be, I think, Bill Hagmeier is his name.
01:14:37.000 He's one of the guys that established the FBI's profiling program, which evolved into this huge thing now where the term profiling didn't exist before him and a few other guys started to interview and study these guys.
01:14:54.000 And Hagmeyer volunteered to go talk to Bundy and they were like, he's not going to, you know, he denied it.
01:15:01.000 He kept denying it, pleading his innocence.
01:15:04.000 And he, you know, was able to connect with him and over time, Bundy at first would just tell him about Because Bundy had an interest in psychology, too.
01:15:13.000 So he would talk in psychological terms about things and weigh in on when they were looking for the Green River killer.
01:15:21.000 He would give theories and then he'd be like, of course, I have no idea.
01:15:25.000 I would never do shit like that.
01:15:28.000 But over time and towards the end, he ended up confessing to all his murders, you know, or a bunch of them.
01:15:34.000 But Hagmeier then ended up being the guy that a lot of serial murderers wanted to talk to and tell because of the Bundy connection.
01:15:46.000 Imagine being that guy and you have to sit there and listen to these people talk about how they tortured and killed people.
01:15:51.000 Yeah.
01:15:52.000 Yeah.
01:15:52.000 I mean...
01:15:54.000 Didn't Patton's ex-wife, or his wife who died, didn't she find...
01:15:59.000 Well, she's given a lot of credit for tracking and profiling the Golden State Killer, who they ended up catching...
01:16:09.000 Not long after her death.
01:16:11.000 Right.
01:16:11.000 And that was in that HBO series, which is fantastic.
01:16:14.000 I'll Be Gone in the Dark.
01:16:16.000 That's the name of her book.
01:16:17.000 And that's, I think, the name of the series, too.
01:16:20.000 And it is unbelievable.
01:16:22.000 She was so into finding him and really doing real investigative work.
01:16:28.000 And she ended up pairing up with one of the law enforcement guys that had been trying to find this guy for years and years and years.
01:16:37.000 And there was like...
01:16:38.000 You know, because people gave up on it.
01:16:41.000 That guy's numbers were also fucking insane.
01:16:44.000 And the way he basically evolved or devolved as a criminal, because he was the ransacker.
01:16:51.000 They called him the, I forget, like the Sacramento ransacker or something.
01:16:56.000 He would just break into homes and like ransack the home.
01:17:00.000 You know?
01:17:01.000 And he did it to like, I mean like fucking over a hundred homes.
01:17:04.000 And then occasionally he would kill people?
01:17:06.000 Well, and then it became sexual assault, and he assaulted and raped women.
01:17:11.000 And then I think there's...
01:17:13.000 I want to say in that HBO series, they say that...
01:17:15.000 I think it was like someone in the news was like, oh, but at least he's not a killer.
01:17:21.000 And the guy almost took that as, oh, I'm not a killer?
01:17:25.000 And then he fucking killed someone the next time.
01:17:27.000 And then he ended up killing like a dozen people or ten people or something.
01:17:31.000 Oh, wow.
01:17:32.000 So he was reading the news reports and then...
01:17:35.000 Fuck.
01:17:36.000 But this thing, like, when you watch that series, too, and you realize that he would just wait in the fucking shadows, and, like, you know, you go, like, this guy's heart rate just must be, like, not able to flutter, you know?
01:17:52.000 Like, waiting inside homes, one of the things he would do, like, this dude was super sadistic.
01:17:57.000 Joseph, uh, what's the Italian name, right?
01:18:02.000 D'Angelo.
01:18:03.000 Jesus.
01:18:04.000 Look at that guy.
01:18:05.000 And, you know, he was a police officer.
01:18:08.000 Wow.
01:18:09.000 He was a cop?
01:18:11.000 At least 13 murders, 50 rapes, and 120 burglaries.
01:18:15.000 Between 73 and 86. And then he just stopped?
01:18:18.000 Visalia Ransacker.
01:18:20.000 Then he became the East Area Rapist.
01:18:23.000 The original Night Stalker.
01:18:25.000 And he stopped.
01:18:26.000 He did stop, yeah.
01:18:27.000 That's crazy.
01:18:29.000 And then, you know, it's also terrifying.
01:18:31.000 You watch that...
01:18:32.000 That's serious.
01:18:33.000 And they have photos of him, like, with family, you know?
01:18:36.000 Like, his kids, his nephews, and...
01:18:41.000 You realize that's just like, that's some guy's uncle and dad.
01:18:45.000 Jesus.
01:18:46.000 What is that?
01:18:47.000 Look at that image of him on the left.
01:18:48.000 And that's an act.
01:18:50.000 This is an act?
01:18:51.000 That's an act.
01:18:52.000 What do you mean?
01:18:53.000 He was pretending to be feeble-minded and checked out during the beginning of the trial to be, like, less accountable for the crime.
01:19:03.000 Yeah.
01:19:04.000 Look how they're wearing the...
01:19:06.000 And then this is when he was convicted and he kind of knocked it off.
01:19:09.000 And he gave his...
01:19:10.000 So all this happened during the pandemic?
01:19:14.000 Yeah, I think so.
01:19:15.000 Because they're all wearing shields.
01:19:17.000 That's him when he was a cop.
01:19:19.000 What the fuck, man?
01:19:20.000 See, there's him as...
01:19:22.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:19:25.000 Dude, that series is incredible.
01:19:28.000 Yeah.
01:19:31.000 Yeah, HBO did it.
01:19:33.000 It's fucking wild, man.
01:19:34.000 And he...
01:19:35.000 Yeah, so he was doing this, like, I'm not with it routine.
01:19:40.000 And then they...
01:19:41.000 In the trial, they showed...
01:19:44.000 There was a closed-circuit camera in his cell.
01:19:48.000 And they show him, like, getting up and standing on the sink to clean his cell.
01:19:52.000 And, like, moving around...
01:19:53.000 Pretty well for a guy in his 70s.
01:19:55.000 Which was like, contrary to him in court being like, I can't move.
01:20:00.000 So it was all clearly...
01:20:02.000 Manipulative.
01:20:04.000 Jesus Christ.
01:20:04.000 Yeah.
01:20:06.000 And they got him from the, you know, you know how they got him.
01:20:06.000 Yeah.
01:20:09.000 It was like that 23andMe stuff.
01:20:09.000 No.
01:20:12.000 Yeah.
01:20:12.000 Really?
01:20:14.000 Didn't they get his brother or something like that?
01:20:16.000 Well, they ended up using...
01:20:18.000 I forget if it was her idea or another investigator's idea to look at that.
01:20:23.000 Because they had trace DNA that was like 30 years old in a bag in one of these rooms.
01:20:31.000 And they're like, let's test the DNA. And it wasn't a match.
01:20:34.000 So they knew it wasn't somebody that had been like...
01:20:37.000 Arrested before.
01:20:37.000 You know, they didn't have that 30 years ago, but they put it in the system to see if it would just, you know, line up to a guy who had been arrested.
01:20:44.000 But then they go, they were like, well, let's, you know, by looking at that evidence, they were able to put it into a, realize that he's part of at least this family tree.
01:20:55.000 And so they were seeing, like, who is in this tree from, like, those 23andMe type people.
01:21:00.000 Sights.
01:21:01.000 And then they, you know, they're seeing like who the possibilities are and they find a man in his 70s who's in California and they go and they fucking, they get him in his garage.
01:21:13.000 How long do you think we are from being able to have like a real lie detector test?
01:21:19.000 Like a real lie detector where they put your hands in this thing and they can like read your memories.
01:21:25.000 Dude.
01:21:26.000 I don't think it's that far away.
01:21:28.000 It doesn't seem like it would be.
01:21:30.000 Because I know they convicted a woman, I want to say in India, but it was very faulty.
01:21:38.000 They used what's called FMRI, which is functional magnetic resonance imagery.
01:21:43.000 And they said that she had...
01:21:46.000 Some sort of recollection of the crime scene that was unusual.
01:21:51.000 But then someone was saying, but if you were defending your life, like if somebody accused you of murder and they showed you all the evidence, you would have this connection to the scene.
01:22:03.000 Right.
01:22:03.000 So how do you know?
01:22:05.000 I talked to a neuroscientist about this.
01:22:08.000 When I was doing that Joe Rogan Questions Everything show for SyFy.
01:22:11.000 Yeah.
01:22:11.000 And she didn't think that it made sense.
01:22:15.000 She didn't think that it was viable.
01:22:18.000 And they convicted her based on...
01:22:21.000 It was quite a while ago.
01:22:24.000 I feel like it was in India.
01:22:27.000 See, Google woman convicted of murder through fMRI in India.
01:22:32.000 Do you know how much people are going to push back on the perfect lie detector?
01:22:37.000 People are going to be like, fuck no.
01:22:38.000 Fuck you.
01:22:40.000 Oh my god.
01:22:41.000 It's from 2009. It does say that she was convicted.
01:22:46.000 But I feel like when we looked this up one time, maybe it had been overturned or something.
01:22:51.000 Some articles are deleted now.
01:22:53.000 But it is from India, right?
01:22:57.000 I believe this woman who I talked to as a neuroscientist said this would not happen here and this is the reason why it's like but you know people get convicted of stuff that doesn't make any sense you know in Italy they were convicted they convicted these seismologists of not predicting an earthquake accurately They convicted them?
01:23:17.000 Yeah.
01:23:17.000 You got this wrong?
01:23:19.000 Yeah.
01:23:19.000 And people were furious at them.
01:23:22.000 Apparently, Italy...
01:23:24.000 I don't want anybody to get mad at me in Italy.
01:23:26.000 Italy has a wonky criminal justice system.
01:23:29.000 Yeah.
01:23:30.000 And it's super flawed.
01:23:31.000 Well, my first exposure to any of that was that Amanda Knox thing.
01:23:34.000 Yes.
01:23:34.000 Yeah.
01:23:35.000 Because that story...
01:23:36.000 Also, it was a documentary thing that I saw.
01:23:39.000 It seemed wacky.
01:23:41.000 I forget the details of it, but you're like, how does this...
01:23:43.000 This doesn't add up at all.
01:23:44.000 Yeah.
01:23:44.000 Google...
01:23:48.000 Seismologists convicted for earthquake.
01:23:52.000 In Italy.
01:23:53.000 In Italy.
01:23:54.000 I'm pretty sure they were saying, hey, motherfucker, this is not how it works.
01:23:58.000 Yeah.
01:23:58.000 We can't predict whether or not the fucking earth is going to shake.
01:24:02.000 Doesn't seem like something you've convicted of.
01:24:04.000 They were cleared.
01:24:04.000 They were cleared eventually?
01:24:05.000 But they were charged.
01:24:06.000 Yeah.
01:24:07.000 They had to go to court over it.
01:24:08.000 Imagine.
01:24:09.000 Imagine, you're fighting for your life.
01:24:11.000 An appeals court overturned their six-year prison sentence.
01:24:14.000 So they did get convicted.
01:24:15.000 Yeah.
01:24:16.000 It was crazy.
01:24:18.000 Like, the idea that these dumb motherfuckers don't know how the equipment works.
01:24:22.000 So they go, how come you didn't guess?
01:24:25.000 You didn't fucking know.
01:24:25.000 Manslaughter.
01:24:27.000 Yeah, manslaughter.
01:24:28.000 Appeals court says six scientists did not cause deaths in the 2009 La Aquila earthquake and cut sentence of a government official.
01:24:41.000 Fuck.
01:24:41.000 Cleared of manslaughter.
01:24:43.000 God damn.
01:24:44.000 Yeah, that's how dumb they are over there.
01:24:45.000 I think you said you didn't want to upset anybody over there.
01:24:47.000 I'm saying it right now.
01:24:49.000 They're drinking wine and pasta.
01:24:51.000 They're fucking saying, hey, put them in a jail!
01:24:53.000 These motherfuckers should have known.
01:24:55.000 There's a study from 2019 that says that people can fool it.
01:25:01.000 But isn't that a thing here in the U.S. justice system that lie detector tests?
01:25:04.000 No, it's not.
01:25:05.000 They're like, that's not going to hold up in court.
01:25:07.000 It doesn't hold up in court.
01:25:08.000 But I think it doesn't hold up in court because people can fake it.
01:25:10.000 Yeah.
01:25:11.000 But I don't know.
01:25:12.000 Maybe you could get scared and your thing will be wrong and it'll register like you're...
01:25:17.000 But that fucking Italian thing is the craziest shit I've ever heard in my life.
01:25:20.000 That's insane.
01:25:21.000 They convicted them.
01:25:22.000 Yeah, they're like, you're going to prison.
01:25:23.000 Lock them up!
01:25:24.000 Yeah.
01:25:25.000 There's an earthquake.
01:25:26.000 You didn't get it right.
01:25:26.000 You fucking dumb motherfuckers.
01:25:28.000 How do you not know?
01:25:30.000 That's so wild, man.
01:25:31.000 Jesus Christ.
01:25:32.000 You know that the people that are the best at defeating lie detectors are like the worst people.
01:25:38.000 Sociopaths.
01:25:38.000 Complete sociopaths.
01:25:39.000 Yeah.
01:25:40.000 They don't register any of the normal emotionals, like things you go through when you're lying.
01:25:44.000 Where are you born?
01:25:45.000 Mars.
01:25:46.000 Yeah.
01:25:46.000 Yeah.
01:25:46.000 Oh, looks like he was born on Mars.
01:25:48.000 Checks out.
01:25:48.000 Okay.
01:25:49.000 One day, I think they're going to have something.
01:25:52.000 There's a real fear that...
01:25:55.000 You know the idea of Minority Report, right?
01:25:59.000 It's fucking so good.
01:26:01.000 It's a good movie.
01:26:02.000 It is one of those movies that really holds up to and...
01:26:06.000 For how old it is, like, you can tell that CGI has gotten better, but it's still pretty damn good in that movie for being that old.
01:26:13.000 You know what I mean?
01:26:14.000 I haven't seen it since it came out.
01:26:15.000 There's movies that, like, at any of the special effects, you're like, oh, that looks wacky.
01:26:18.000 Like, the first Jurassic Park, you're like, that looks fucking stupid.
01:26:21.000 Does it?
01:26:22.000 But when you first saw it, you're like, there's dinosaurs there!
01:26:22.000 Yes.
01:26:26.000 Freaking out.
01:26:27.000 But now it looks goofy.
01:26:28.000 The first one does.
01:26:30.000 But Minority Report, I think for being in that, like, how old is Minority Report?
01:26:35.000 2002. It's 20 years old, man.
01:26:37.000 And it's still, it's pretty fucking great.
01:26:37.000 Wow.
01:26:39.000 How good does Tom Cruise look?
01:26:41.000 Yeah.
01:26:41.000 That motherfucker is like the best-aged actor of all time.
01:26:46.000 Well, it's baby blood, man.
01:26:47.000 Well, whatever he's doing, he's doing it right.
01:26:51.000 This movie's amazing.
01:26:53.000 They showed a photo of Kelly McGillis.
01:26:57.000 She was his co-star in Top Gun.
01:27:00.000 The two of them together back then, and then what they look like side by side now.
01:27:04.000 And she's, you know, what she would call age appropriate.
01:27:08.000 She sort of let herself go a little bit.
01:27:10.000 She's got the short haircut, gray hair, and he looks like he may be aged five years.
01:27:15.000 But imagine what he puts into that.
01:27:18.000 Oh, yeah.
01:27:18.000 He's got to be as dedicated as anyone can be.
01:27:22.000 There's probably a whole team at Scientology that's just dedicated to massaging his skin.
01:27:26.000 I mean, he's 60 or close to 60?
01:27:28.000 He's 85,000 years old.
01:27:29.000 He's 85,000?
01:27:31.000 How old do you think he is?
01:27:32.000 He's got to be 60. Right there.
01:27:35.000 And he still does his own stunts, which is crazy.
01:27:38.000 The new Mission Impossible shattered his fucking ankle.
01:27:40.000 Did you see that?
01:27:41.000 Yeah.
01:27:42.000 Hopping off that building.
01:27:45.000 How did they let him do that?
01:27:47.000 Dude, by the way, as crazy as that sounds, jumping off of shit, the crazier thing are the aerial stunts he does alone.
01:27:56.000 Oh yeah, hanging on the side of a plane.
01:27:58.000 Yeah, how about the one where, when you fly a helicopter, there's a term that I'm forgetting that's, um, it's like a forced descent.
01:28:04.000 Yeah.
01:28:05.000 And he was like, I'll do it.
01:28:08.000 So he...
01:28:09.000 And you can't put another person in there with him.
01:28:11.000 He just went up alone and did the forced descent in a helicopter?
01:28:15.000 Like, for the thrill of cinema?
01:28:18.000 Like, so that the movie looks cool?
01:28:20.000 It's fucking crazy, man.
01:28:22.000 He's a wild dude, man.
01:28:23.000 Yeah, he's like, I'll do this.
01:28:25.000 Well, I know he does a lot of motorcycle stunts, too, which are also pretty fucking wild.
01:28:29.000 Yeah, he's doing this, man.
01:28:30.000 So here he is.
01:28:32.000 So he's doing these actual helicopter stunts?
01:28:35.000 Yes, yes, dude.
01:28:36.000 In these canyons?
01:28:37.000 And I'll dive down.
01:28:38.000 Just make sure you're rolling.
01:28:40.000 Wow.
01:28:41.000 So he learned...
01:28:43.000 When I went up with Burr, it's amazing how free you are in a helicopter.
01:28:48.000 You can kind of go wherever the fuck you want.
01:28:50.000 It's awesome.
01:28:51.000 We were going through...
01:28:52.000 This is him here?
01:28:52.000 Oh my god, look how close he is to the walls of the canyon.
01:28:55.000 That's crazy.
01:28:57.000 Yeah.
01:28:58.000 He's doing this, man.
01:28:59.000 Oh my god, he's plummeting.
01:29:00.000 Yeah, I got it.
01:29:02.000 Oh fucking Christ.
01:29:04.000 And cut.
01:29:04.000 That's a print.
01:29:05.000 Good job, Tom.
01:29:08.000 Dude, it actually says that.
01:29:10.000 Well, I guess it's a print.
01:29:11.000 That's fucking crazy.
01:29:13.000 It is very crazy.
01:29:15.000 I mean, that's part of his thing, right?
01:29:17.000 He does his own stunts.
01:29:19.000 Because he believes in, it's a throwback mentality to, like, you know when, probably before we were even born, that the movies were like, this is an experience.
01:29:32.000 Like, now we're just like, ah, there's shows and movies.
01:29:32.000 You know?
01:29:35.000 But that's the mentality of like, no, you're buying a ticket for a fucking show, man.
01:29:40.000 Like, I'm gonna blow your mind in this movie.
01:29:43.000 Does he do any movies without stunts anymore?
01:29:45.000 I don't think so, really.
01:29:47.000 Why would you?
01:29:47.000 Why would you?
01:29:51.000 Basically, this part of his career is all the Mission Impossible movies, right?
01:29:55.000 Yeah, they just shot two back-to-back.
01:29:58.000 Is he probably worried he's going to die?
01:30:00.000 Tropic Thunder's cameo was like the rare non thing.
01:30:04.000 That's a fucking great movie that you could never make today.
01:30:07.000 Oh my god.
01:30:07.000 No.
01:30:09.000 Impossible.
01:30:10.000 But I mean, if you stop and think about it, he's done a couple of those sci-fi movies, which were very good, like The Day After Tomorrow.
01:30:19.000 What did they call it?
01:30:20.000 They renamed it.
01:30:21.000 Live, Die, Repeat.
01:30:22.000 Yeah, Live, Die, Repeat.
01:30:23.000 Because I guess The Day After Tomorrow was too confusing to people.
01:30:26.000 Yeah.
01:30:26.000 Yeah, that's that movie where he keeps dying.
01:30:26.000 Really?
01:30:28.000 Edge of Tomorrow.
01:30:28.000 That was cool.
01:30:30.000 That was a great fucking movie.
01:30:32.000 Was that with Emily Blunt?
01:30:33.000 Yeah.
01:30:33.000 That movie was rad.
01:30:34.000 That's a great fucking sci-fi movie.
01:30:36.000 But you ever think about how relevant Minority Report still is, right?
01:30:42.000 Because it was basically kind of what we're talking about.
01:30:45.000 It was like telling you and then showing you in the end that you get it wrong.
01:30:51.000 And it can...
01:30:53.000 Look at these movies, man.
01:30:55.000 All the movies.
01:30:56.000 The Jack Reacher ones, that one was not very good.
01:31:00.000 But these Mission Impossible movies, I mean, if that's your kind of movie, he fucking nails it.
01:31:06.000 I love the Mission Impossible movies.
01:31:07.000 Those are fun movies, man.
01:31:08.000 Collateral.
01:31:09.000 That's cool, too.
01:31:09.000 Yeah.
01:31:11.000 He hasn't done those for, it's been 20 years almost.
01:31:11.000 Yeah.
01:31:14.000 He's done a lot of fucking movies, man.
01:31:16.000 51 as an actor, it says here.
01:31:18.000 51?
01:31:20.000 That's 51 years of filming.
01:31:22.000 I mean, how many do you film a year?
01:31:24.000 I mean, he could do a couple.
01:31:26.000 I guess he could do maybe a couple.
01:31:27.000 Untitled Space X Project.
01:31:29.000 Looks like Live, Die, Repeat is another one.
01:31:32.000 Yeah, that's...
01:31:33.000 No, like a new one.
01:31:34.000 Oh, another one?
01:31:35.000 Yeah, it says Repeat and Repeat.
01:31:36.000 Repeat and Repeat.
01:31:37.000 Oh, Repeat and Repeat.
01:31:38.000 When is that coming out?
01:31:39.000 I'll see that.
01:31:40.000 It says rumored too, so.
01:31:41.000 There's not enough good sci-fi movies.
01:31:43.000 That's my favorite.
01:31:43.000 There's not enough good movies, period, right?
01:31:45.000 I mean, you look through the trending movies and half of it's fucking dog shit.
01:31:45.000 Yeah.
01:31:49.000 Have you seen anything recently that's any good?
01:31:56.000 It's hard to see.
01:31:57.000 They all blend.
01:31:58.000 Yeah, sort of.
01:31:59.000 It's almost like there's too many of them.
01:32:01.000 I started watching that documentary last night on...
01:32:04.000 What is it?
01:32:06.000 Crime and...
01:32:07.000 About the mafia guy that owned a trash company, Galante.
01:32:13.000 And he...
01:32:14.000 This is?
01:32:15.000 This is on Netflix.
01:32:16.000 It's called Crime and...
01:32:18.000 I forget what the fucking full name is.
01:32:22.000 Bert turned me on to it, and it's a guy who's essentially like a real-life soprano.
01:32:27.000 He was, you know, mob associate or affiliate, and he ended a trash business in Connecticut, a huge one.
01:32:34.000 And his son was a hockey player in high school and got injured and wouldn't be able to play hockey again.
01:32:40.000 So he bought him a minor league hockey team at 17 and was like, it's your team.
01:32:45.000 And he became president of opera.
01:32:47.000 And I'm like halfway and it's hilarious.
01:32:49.000 It's crazier than shit.
01:32:51.000 This kid's like running a fucking hockey team as a senior in high school.
01:32:54.000 You know what I did see recently that I'm in the middle of right now that's fucking great is the new Cocaine Cowboys, the King of Miami.
01:33:01.000 Billy's thing, right?
01:33:02.000 Yeah, Billy Corbin.
01:33:03.000 Yeah, I started watching that too.
01:33:05.000 There's an endless stream of Miami cocaine stories.
01:33:09.000 Yes!
01:33:11.000 I think he'll be in his 70s with a new Miami fucking cocaine story.
01:33:15.000 Billy's so interesting because he's so smart, but yet he loves Florida and Miami in particular.
01:33:22.000 He embodies Miami.
01:33:23.000 Even in his tweets, it's all about shit that's going on in Florida or Miami.
01:33:28.000 Or old stuff that happened there that he's finding out about.
01:33:28.000 Yes.
01:33:33.000 Well, it's because it's such a fucking unique culture.
01:33:37.000 It is its own thing.
01:33:38.000 There's nothing like Miami.
01:33:40.000 No.
01:33:41.000 It's literally like another country that speaks English and happens to be connected to us.
01:33:46.000 And by the way, English is a second language.
01:33:48.000 I remember one of the first times I went to South Beach...
01:33:52.000 Which isn't, you know, Miami people will be like, that's not all Miami.
01:33:55.000 I know that.
01:33:56.000 But you're walking down Collins or Ocean, and you realize you've walked 20 blocks, and you haven't heard English yet.
01:34:03.000 Like, you hear everything but English.
01:34:05.000 I mean, that's a very rare thing in the United States, right, to be walking around.
01:34:09.000 You're like, no one's speaking English here.
01:34:10.000 Have you done a Spanish-speaking show down there?
01:34:13.000 I have not.
01:34:14.000 I had one booked, and we had to redo it because of, like, move it because of COVID. But...
01:34:19.000 Right now, I've done them in California, Arizona, and Texas.
01:34:22.000 Now, when you do them, do you have to prepare for those differently?
01:34:27.000 Yeah, a lot more than an English show.
01:34:30.000 Do you prepare your language?
01:34:33.000 Well, first, I learned how much I needed to improve.
01:34:38.000 That's why I started doing the Spanish podcast, because I realized how much it had deteriorated over years from not using it, really.
01:34:44.000 It's gotten a lot better.
01:34:46.000 My Spanish is still not...
01:34:48.000 Great, great, but it's gotten a lot better just from doing...
01:34:50.000 Are you fluent now?
01:34:51.000 I would say I'm definitely conversationally fluent.
01:34:55.000 I make my errors.
01:34:56.000 I make grammatical mistakes all the time, but it's still gotten better.
01:35:01.000 I even started doing grammar lessons on a website because it's helped me.
01:35:07.000 But talking to people is the best way.
01:35:09.000 Talking to people is the best way.
01:35:10.000 So do you just call your mom?
01:35:12.000 Yeah, I try not to call her, but I fucking...
01:35:15.000 No one wants to get corrected by their mama.
01:35:18.000 I'm like, just fucking, let's talk about something else.
01:35:21.000 But yeah, I talk to friends.
01:35:23.000 There's a couple, you know, like Richard Villas, a friend who's a comic, who he toured in Mexico.
01:35:28.000 His Spanish is excellent.
01:35:30.000 And I'm doing that podcast.
01:35:31.000 I met so many Spanish-speaking, like native Spanish speakers who speak perfect, perfect, like the way we speak English, essentially, right?
01:35:39.000 And so you talk to them and then sometimes, you know, they'll correct you.
01:35:44.000 And it's like, it's the best.
01:35:46.000 You actually go like, oh, I wish.
01:35:47.000 Like sometimes it's an error you've been making for years.
01:35:50.000 And you're like, no one's ever corrected me.
01:35:52.000 Some of the reasons why no one's corrected you is like, you know you speak English to somebody that speaks English as a second language?
01:35:58.000 Yeah.
01:35:58.000 And they'll say, well, we was there earlier.
01:36:01.000 Right.
01:36:01.000 You know what they mean.
01:36:02.000 Right.
01:36:03.000 So you're, you know.
01:36:04.000 How often are you going to be like, excuse me?
01:36:04.000 You don't want to correct me.
01:36:06.000 We were there.
01:36:06.000 Right, right, right.
01:36:07.000 You know, it's not...
01:36:09.000 So you find that people are doing it out of almost like a courtesy, but what you learn is when you're trying to improve it, you go, no, I want you to correct me.
01:36:18.000 And so some people I've told have done that to me.
01:36:22.000 And it's improved it.
01:36:23.000 Doing the shows actually is a really great exercise in improving it.
01:36:28.000 The hard part for me is that some people don't understand that, you know, in English when we do stand-up, the way that the act gets rock solid is by performing it over and over and over.
01:36:42.000 In Spanish, I'm doing the show like once a month, you know, or maybe four times one month and then I don't do it the next month.
01:36:49.000 So I don't ever, I haven't been able to get into that rhythm of like, oh, it's getting tighter and tighter and tighter.
01:36:55.000 So you've got to kind of be conscious while you're doing it.
01:36:58.000 Oh, I'm so focused when I do it.
01:37:01.000 It has taught me how much more I should be focused on my English act.
01:37:05.000 Because I really fucking study the notes, I listen to the set, and I'll call somebody, I said this, and he's like, well, you should say that.
01:37:14.000 Things like that.
01:37:16.000 And it's helped.
01:37:18.000 For sure, but I won't be able to feel like the Spanish set is solid if I don't block out time and go like, I'm doing the Spanish set for like two months or something.
01:37:30.000 When you took time off from the pandemic and then you went back, how many months off were you of complete no stand-up at all?
01:37:39.000 Dude, I think five.
01:37:40.000 Five?
01:37:41.000 Five, which is a lot less than I found out.
01:37:43.000 Some people waited.
01:37:44.000 Some people waited over.
01:37:45.000 Duncan waited over a year and a half.
01:37:47.000 Yeah, I did five.
01:37:48.000 I remember my first set back.
01:37:51.000 You know, you had sea legs.
01:37:53.000 You're just like, whoa, what's going on?
01:37:54.000 Did you do a headliner set?
01:37:57.000 Well, I probably did a—I'm trying to remember now.
01:38:00.000 I probably did a couple L.A. 20-minute, 15, 20-minute sets at some of these outdoor shows.
01:38:06.000 Yeah, I definitely did that.
01:38:07.000 So I did a few of those, which felt...
01:38:09.000 Dude, I was stressful.
01:38:11.000 I felt stressed.
01:38:12.000 Because I was doing all new.
01:38:12.000 Yeah.
01:38:14.000 I wasn't doing old stuff.
01:38:16.000 Oh, really?
01:38:16.000 Because my special came out during the pandemic.
01:38:19.000 That's even crazy.
01:38:20.000 Yeah, it was stressful.
01:38:22.000 And I was like, you know, like, what else is going on?
01:38:26.000 Like, I was fucking...
01:38:28.000 Stammering.
01:38:28.000 But then when I did the first set back, I want to say it was probably like, I probably did like 50. Like after doing a few of these outdoor 15-20 minute sets.
01:38:38.000 But by the second, I was doing two shows a night.
01:38:43.000 That second night, I was like, oh, it feels like it's been two weeks off.
01:38:47.000 It didn't feel like five months anymore.
01:38:49.000 I took off March to July, and then July I did the improv in Houston, and that's how it felt to me.
01:38:56.000 The first night, first show, I was like, oh my god, do I even know what I'm doing?
01:39:00.000 And the people were so excited to see comedy.
01:39:04.000 So excited.
01:39:05.000 They were like, this is crazy.
01:39:05.000 It was great.
01:39:07.000 We're out.
01:39:08.000 We're out.
01:39:09.000 We're going to a comedy club.
01:39:10.000 So their enthusiasm helped.
01:39:12.000 Yes.
01:39:13.000 And that enthusiasm has kind of stayed.
01:39:15.000 Yeah.
01:39:16.000 Because I realize I've been touring a little bit now.
01:39:18.000 A lot of people, they're telling me, like, it's my first night out in 16 months.
01:39:22.000 Yeah.
01:39:23.000 So there's been quite...
01:39:24.000 Like, when we did Vegas...
01:39:25.000 Yes.
01:39:26.000 That was fucking insane.
01:39:28.000 That was insane.
01:39:28.000 That energy was wild.
01:39:31.000 But that's going to always be insane.
01:39:32.000 Those are 14,000 people shows.
01:39:34.000 That's true, but I felt like it was even another level.
01:39:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:39:38.000 It was real.
01:39:39.000 Well, it was because this was before the Delta kicked in.
01:39:42.000 So everybody was like, Vegas is back!
01:39:43.000 It was July.
01:39:44.000 Yeah.
01:39:44.000 It was the week after July 4th weekend.
01:39:47.000 I remember that because I worked July 4th weekend my own shows in Vegas.
01:39:51.000 And then the next weekend I went back and did it with you and Chappelle.
01:39:55.000 That was one where two people I know got COVID that weekend.
01:39:58.000 Yeah.
01:39:59.000 Yeah.
01:39:59.000 And I was like, oh, Jesus.
01:40:01.000 That shit was crazy.
01:40:02.000 I still remember that.
01:40:03.000 I was like, this is nuts.
01:40:05.000 Yeah.
01:40:05.000 Nuts.
01:40:06.000 Yeah.
01:40:06.000 Yeah.
01:40:07.000 And it felt like everything was back.
01:40:11.000 It did.
01:40:12.000 And now it feels like everything's back, but it probably shouldn't be.
01:40:15.000 Yeah.
01:40:16.000 You know, it has that feeling.
01:40:17.000 Like when I was in Florida this past weekend, last week, I was like, this is a little sketch.
01:40:22.000 And then when I wound up catching COVID. Yeah.
01:40:24.000 Also, I get the sense, too, that people, a lot of people are like, yeah, I'm not doing this again.
01:40:32.000 Like, I'm not staying home again.
01:40:34.000 Right.
01:40:36.000 Businesses, like venues, promoters, they're like, yeah, we will definitely go bankrupt.
01:40:41.000 And they're basically like, unless there's a federal fucking mandate, this shit is not shutting down.
01:40:47.000 And I don't think there can be anymore.
01:40:49.000 I mean, I think, and especially with people that have protection, people that have already been infected, and people like yourself that have been infected, and on top of that have been vaccinated, which is supposed to offer an additional layer of protection.
01:41:02.000 Those people are like, fuck it.
01:41:04.000 I have a bunch of gigs coming up where I've been notified by the promoters That the state is dictating.
01:41:13.000 You have to show up with proof of vaccination and or negative tests.
01:41:18.000 I would be fine if it was and or, but like New York City is the most stupid.
01:41:23.000 They're so fucking dumb because there's people that have had natural infection, which offers more protection than the vaccine.
01:41:30.000 Look, there's people that got vaccinated in July, right?
01:41:33.000 Eight months ago.
01:41:34.000 Nine now, right?
01:41:34.000 Yeah.
01:41:36.000 Excuse me, January.
01:41:37.000 They got vaccinated in January.
01:41:39.000 Nine months ago.
01:41:41.000 And they can go anywhere and do anything.
01:41:46.000 And then there's people who were infected with the disease two months ago.
01:41:50.000 They have much more protection.
01:41:52.000 And those people can't go anywhere.
01:41:54.000 You can't go to restaurants.
01:41:55.000 You can't go to live shows.
01:41:57.000 It should be antibodies or proof of vaccination.
01:42:02.000 And really, legitimately, it should be a negative test because we know that if people have been vaccinated, they still get it.
01:42:10.000 Yeah.
01:42:10.000 I mean, the real thing, because I was always pretty much like, what are the doctors saying?
01:42:15.000 And On board with being vaccinated.
01:42:17.000 I didn't do it for a while because my doctor was like, you don't need it.
01:42:22.000 But then, you know, learning about what's going on in Israel is like really the eye opener, I think, because you have 80% of the population over 12 is vaccinated.
01:42:33.000 And they're like, yeah, we have record number of infections.
01:42:37.000 People in the hospital.
01:42:39.000 It looks like original COVID data.
01:42:42.000 And they have mostly vaccinated population.
01:42:45.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
01:42:46.000 And there was something recently, was it North Carolina or South Carolina, where they were going over the numbers of how many more people have been hospitalized, you know, this month versus previous months, and how many of them were actually vaccinated and still are getting wrecked.
01:43:05.000 Because if you're...
01:43:06.000 Again, you're nine months in.
01:43:08.000 They're saying now that the vaccine's protection wanes after X amount of months, depending on who you are and how healthy you are.
01:43:18.000 One thing I think is clear is we have no idea where this thing is going, but it's definitely not going away soon.
01:43:24.000 It doesn't seem like it is.
01:43:26.000 We thought it was just a couple of months ago, which is crazy.
01:43:28.000 I thought that was the end of it, man.
01:43:29.000 And it's clear that it's going to be hanging around for a minute.
01:43:32.000 Well, then there's these other variants that you keep hearing about where the vaccine has no effect on it.
01:43:37.000 Yeah.
01:43:38.000 There was the Delta, which I thought that was the end-all.
01:43:41.000 And then now there's another variant.
01:43:43.000 There's a couple other ones.
01:43:44.000 There's something called the Lambda, apparently, and then there's something else.
01:43:48.000 Was it the MU variant or something like that?
01:43:50.000 Yeah, the MU and then the C2. There's a number one.
01:43:53.000 C2, 6, 1. Fun times.
01:43:56.000 Great.
01:43:57.000 Yeah.
01:44:00.000 Who the fuck knows?
01:44:01.000 Who the fuck knows?
01:44:02.000 Apparently, the company that originally made Ivermectin is working on something that's similar to Ivermectin.
01:44:08.000 That's an antiviral treatment that you take, but they'll have a patent on it, so it'll be promoted.
01:44:17.000 The other thing about Ivermectin is it's generic.
01:44:20.000 I really feel like you should get royalties.
01:44:22.000 That's just my own point of view.
01:44:23.000 I shouldn't.
01:44:24.000 It's nothing to do with me.
01:44:26.000 Pierre Corey and all these people that have been actually treating people.
01:44:30.000 It's just, what's really strange is these people that are not doctors that are super confident that it does nothing.
01:44:36.000 When these doctors who are treating people...
01:44:38.000 Mostly not doctors that have the strongest opinions about all of this.
01:44:42.000 Yes.
01:44:42.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:44:45.000 It's wild out there, man.
01:44:46.000 Yeah.
01:44:47.000 And it's that they don't care.
01:44:49.000 My situation's a perfect example because they don't care if you get better.
01:44:54.000 It's how you got better.
01:44:55.000 Right.
01:44:55.000 And whether or not you did what I told you to do.
01:44:58.000 Because if it was just, oh, look what he did and he got better so quick, people would actually be asking me and celebrating and examining how I approached it.
01:45:09.000 Yeah, that's interesting that there's no narrative about that.
01:45:12.000 No.
01:45:13.000 It's just like...
01:45:15.000 I mean, what's the excuse for why I got better quick?
01:45:21.000 I'd like to hear it.
01:45:22.000 I mean, I literally got better with no treatments.
01:45:25.000 Yeah.
01:45:28.000 Because you had that other variant, though, the alpha.
01:45:30.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:45:31.000 Which they think was like, that was the one to catch.
01:45:35.000 Man.
01:45:38.000 Young Jamie was exposed to the new variant, and his immunities, his antibodies are jacked.
01:45:47.000 Really?
01:45:47.000 Yeah.
01:45:48.000 So apparently he had come in contact with it, as had my whole family.
01:45:53.000 My whole family, their lines, I got their antibody tested, and they're fresh.
01:45:59.000 Really?
01:45:59.000 Yeah.
01:46:00.000 So they had come in contact with the Delta before I got it.
01:46:05.000 There was a bunch of times where everybody around me got it.
01:46:08.000 Obviously, you never know if you would have got it, but I really maintained that what happened was I fucked up and I got drunk and stayed up really late and just wrecked myself.
01:46:21.000 On tour, I've gotten sick.
01:46:24.000 This is pre-COVID. Sick.
01:46:27.000 Fucking wrecked sick.
01:46:29.000 From a lack of sleep and just going too hard and not taking care of myself.
01:46:35.000 And the flights.
01:46:36.000 The flights are fucking brutal.
01:46:38.000 Yeah.
01:46:38.000 Especially on a...
01:46:40.000 You're on a go, go, go schedule.
01:46:41.000 Yeah, if you're doing like three, four nights in a row like I was in Florida, you're flying every day.
01:46:45.000 Yes.
01:46:46.000 Flying in Thursday, Friday morning you're flying somewhere else, Saturday morning you're flying somewhere else.
01:46:51.000 And you stay out drinking one night, you slept four hours, you get to the next city and you're like, I'm going to rest.
01:46:57.000 You don't really rest.
01:46:58.000 No.
01:46:59.000 You go do two shows or whatever and then you do it again the next day.
01:47:02.000 I also hit the gym every time I land.
01:47:04.000 My routine is to avoid the jet lag.
01:47:08.000 I always go straight to the gym.
01:47:10.000 I put my shit in my room.
01:47:11.000 I go right to the gym.
01:47:13.000 That's the way to do it.
01:47:13.000 That's the only way that I've ever found that kills the jet lag.
01:47:16.000 Yeah.
01:47:16.000 It gets my brain fired up.
01:47:17.000 Especially on that international shit.
01:47:19.000 The thing to me too is like there's something about hard cardio that it's always real good to do before a show.
01:47:27.000 Yeah.
01:47:27.000 Because hard cardio, you know that runner's high thing?
01:47:30.000 That's real.
01:47:31.000 Oh.
01:47:31.000 Something about hard cardio gives you this sort of like looseness.
01:47:35.000 Yeah, and alertness.
01:47:36.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:47:37.000 That's why I do it.
01:47:38.000 So my routine is pretty much now we do strength stuff in the morning and then cardio pre-show, two hours pre-show.
01:47:45.000 Oh.
01:47:46.000 And I do...
01:47:47.000 You bring somebody with you?
01:47:48.000 Yeah, I bring a trainer on the road.
01:47:49.000 Ooh, fancy man.
01:47:50.000 The great Sean Nix is with me on the road.
01:47:52.000 Ooh, so fancy.
01:47:53.000 And it's great.
01:47:54.000 I mean, I feel so much better since I've done it.
01:47:56.000 I mean, my tour just started, but, you know, he's there.
01:47:56.000 Yeah.
01:48:00.000 We're looking at food we're eating, and then...
01:48:03.000 Ooh.
01:48:04.000 You know, eat right, lift or, you know, strength training.
01:48:08.000 And then I like that feeling of you should have to cross the 30-minute mark at least and, like, really have a sweat going.
01:48:16.000 And my brain goes from, like, it's here, like, and then, like, eyes wide open.
01:48:21.000 And you're like, this alertness is how I like to feel going on stage.
01:48:24.000 Do you eat?
01:48:25.000 Before a show?
01:48:26.000 Yeah.
01:48:27.000 But now I like to eat...
01:48:29.000 If my show is at 8 o'clock, I want to eat at 5, maybe 5.30.
01:48:36.000 And then if I have two shows, I found that I can eat between the two shows if it's real clean.
01:48:45.000 I'll have chicken and spinach.
01:48:47.000 And then I don't feel heavy.
01:48:50.000 I just did somewhere between 30 and 50 minutes of cardio.
01:48:54.000 And you did that first show, so you have an appetite worked up.
01:48:57.000 The main thing is that it's so clean that you don't feel any of that heaviness.
01:49:00.000 I'm not like burping.
01:49:02.000 It's just like chicken breast and spinach.
01:49:04.000 If I have to eat within an hour of a show or two hours of a show, it's just fruit.
01:49:08.000 Oh, fruit, yeah.
01:49:09.000 I treat it the same way I work out.
01:49:11.000 You can't eat a fucking meatball sub and then try to work out 40 minutes later and you'll feel like shit.
01:49:16.000 And that's the same way I feel about food.
01:49:19.000 Getting on stage.
01:49:20.000 I've done the opposite so many times.
01:49:24.000 It's a real problem if you're starving.
01:49:26.000 It is.
01:49:27.000 Because you'll just go fuck it and just go do it.
01:49:29.000 Yeah, if you wait until you're hungry, hungry, for me it's always poor decisions.
01:49:34.000 Oh, yeah.
01:49:35.000 And then I'll be like, what did I just do?
01:49:37.000 Isn't that interesting?
01:49:37.000 When you're tired and you're starving, I always go immediately to fast food.
01:49:44.000 That's what I want.
01:49:45.000 If I'm hungry and I'm tired, I am immediately thinking burritos, soda, I want fries.
01:49:55.000 It's the worst decision.
01:49:56.000 And then as it ends, you're like, this was a really bad decision that I made.
01:50:00.000 And then you're talking and belching.
01:50:02.000 Yeah, it's the worst.
01:50:03.000 You feel it on stage.
01:50:06.000 Sometimes I'm on stage just letting out the most insane farts.
01:50:09.000 Oh, that's horrible.
01:50:10.000 And you get to look at the people in the front row.
01:50:12.000 That's one good thing about theaters, or being on a large stage.
01:50:15.000 Who knows where that's going?
01:50:17.000 It's probably drifting over their heads, too.
01:50:21.000 And I always thought about holding the mic to see what it sounds like on the way out.
01:50:26.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:50:27.000 That's Joey Diaz.
01:50:28.000 I've seen Joey Diaz do that before.
01:50:28.000 Does he do that?
01:50:31.000 He farted into the microphone.
01:50:33.000 He put the microphone up his asshole, farted, and he goes, Sookka!
01:50:39.000 I miss Joey.
01:50:40.000 People are just like shaking their head like, what the fuck are we paying for?
01:50:44.000 I miss him.
01:50:45.000 I haven't seen him in too long.
01:50:46.000 You know, Kate Quigley was Joey's opening act for a while.
01:50:50.000 Yeah.
01:50:51.000 That story is so crazy.
01:50:53.000 For people who don't know what we're talking about, Kate was apparently at a party with three other people and they all had done fentanyl-laced coke and three people died and she wound up in the ICU. Yeah, it's really scary.
01:51:08.000 I heard that she's doing better.
01:51:10.000 I don't know how verified that is, but I saw that she's doing better.
01:51:13.000 I heard she's doing better, too.
01:51:14.000 She's been in contact with Red Band.
01:51:16.000 But that guy, Fuquan, died.
01:51:19.000 Yeah.
01:51:20.000 That's terrible, man.
01:51:21.000 Fentanyl is a fucking terrifying drug.
01:51:23.000 And today, Michael K. Williams, the actor, said that he died today, man, which is so sad.
01:51:32.000 Right before you got on here, we found out he's Omar from The Wire and a couple other TV shows.
01:51:37.000 He just died?
01:51:38.000 He was found in his apartment with drug paraphernalia, the police said.
01:51:42.000 They didn't say what it was.
01:51:44.000 Yeah.
01:51:47.000 It's really sad.
01:51:48.000 54. If it's the same shit, that's crazy.
01:51:50.000 Because apparently it's going around.
01:51:53.000 This fentanyl-laced cocaine.
01:51:55.000 Yeah.
01:51:56.000 This is, you know, cartels.
01:52:00.000 You know, Stanhope had a tweet about this, and he's absolutely right.
01:52:04.000 That there wouldn't be these kind of drug deaths if these drugs were illegal.
01:52:09.000 Because if these drugs were legal, you would just be taking Coke.
01:52:11.000 And you would know it was Coke.
01:52:13.000 Right.
01:52:13.000 It's like, if you buy...
01:52:14.000 Look, sure, people can...
01:52:16.000 If I drank this whole thing, maybe I'd die.
01:52:19.000 You know?
01:52:19.000 If I drank a whole thing of whiskey, maybe I'd get alcohol poisoning and die.
01:52:23.000 But at least I know that I'm drinking whiskey, right?
01:52:26.000 If I had one shot of that and it just happened to have fentanyl in it and I died, that's what he's saying.
01:52:32.000 He's right.
01:52:33.000 It's like this stuff is laced.
01:52:33.000 He's right.
01:52:35.000 When I OD'd in my freshman year of college...
01:52:39.000 Where'd you OD from?
01:52:41.000 I took ecstasy, but then I did a big, big swig, huge, of GHB. And then I drank a bunch.
01:52:51.000 The order, though, was ecstasy, a bunch of alcohol, then a bunch of GHB. But when I had the toxicology report, they were listing all the drugs, and I was like, I didn't take all those drugs.
01:53:03.000 And they're like, yeah, but that's what was in what you took, you know?
01:53:07.000 They're like, you have opiates, barbiturates, stimulants, everything.
01:53:12.000 I tested positive for everything.
01:53:14.000 And it was basically, he was like, what you took was made in someone's bathtub, man.
01:53:20.000 Yeah, in Tijuana.
01:53:22.000 Yeah, you don't know what the fuck you're taking.
01:53:24.000 Well, that's the thing about this problem that we're in right now.
01:53:27.000 Because this is exactly the same problem that was during the prohibition of alcohol.
01:53:32.000 And people were selling moonshine.
01:53:35.000 But at least back then, it was just alcohol.
01:53:38.000 It was potent and disgusting.
01:53:41.000 But it was still just alcohol.
01:53:43.000 This is the worst case scenario.
01:53:45.000 You're buying...
01:53:47.000 Organized crimes version of these drugs instead of it being legal where you can get actual real drugs.
01:53:54.000 I'm so sad for Michael K. Williams, too.
01:53:58.000 I know he did a bunch.
01:54:00.000 He was in tons of stuff.
01:54:01.000 Always a brilliant actor.
01:54:02.000 But I remember watching The Wire and being like, this character is so amazing.
01:54:09.000 The Omar character.
01:54:10.000 It's such a layered, brilliant portrayal.
01:54:15.000 It was obviously amazingly written, but he was incredible in it, man.
01:54:19.000 Just incredible.
01:54:21.000 It was incredible.
01:54:22.000 Fucking terrifying that that has taken out that many people.
01:54:28.000 Fuck.
01:54:29.000 But I mean, even if it's heroin, yeah, that's the thing is they're lacing everything with fentanyl because it's so potent and such a minuscule amount is so potent.
01:54:40.000 Well, I read too that if you're selling coke, you can stretch your kilo of coke into like three times the amount by adding the fentanyl, you know?
01:54:54.000 So then your one kilo is three.
01:54:57.000 Right.
01:54:57.000 And they're not, like, being accurate with this stuff or careful.
01:55:01.000 Fuck no.
01:55:02.000 They don't give a shit.
01:55:03.000 That's what's so scary about it.
01:55:06.000 There's no accountability.
01:55:08.000 No one gets in trouble for it, you know?
01:55:12.000 Yeah.
01:55:13.000 It's nasty shit, man.
01:55:16.000 And it's such a terrible byproduct of the war on drugs, which doesn't work.
01:55:23.000 It feels like even now the most conservative person recognizes that.
01:55:28.000 But yet we go, well, this is the path we're on.
01:55:31.000 Well, it's like the idea of recognizing it and then making the big change.
01:55:35.000 The big change is political suicide.
01:55:37.000 The big change is saying all drugs should be legal.
01:55:40.000 And, you know, that's political suicide.
01:55:43.000 Nobody wants to say that.
01:55:44.000 Because if they say that, they're worried that, you know, if you're a governor and you say we should legalize all drugs, they're like, you fucking hippie piece of shit.
01:55:50.000 My son died of drugs.
01:55:52.000 And, you know, people are going to use it as an excuse.
01:55:55.000 And you'll never be able to win.
01:55:59.000 As logical as it is, and it is logical, it's just an untenable position to have in today's politics.
01:56:05.000 But they're right.
01:56:08.000 We're fucked.
01:56:09.000 We're fucked in so many ways.
01:56:09.000 Yeah.
01:56:11.000 We're fucked with the news.
01:56:12.000 I mean, come on.
01:56:14.000 The news today is so squirrely.
01:56:18.000 It's so hard to find out what's true and what's not true.
01:56:21.000 Yeah.
01:56:22.000 That is one of the ones that gets to me the most, because I feel like it used to be not like that.
01:56:28.000 Maybe we just didn't pay attention.
01:56:30.000 Maybe.
01:56:30.000 Maybe.
01:56:31.000 But also just to feel like our broadcasters that did the news just used to fucking, you didn't know about their point of view.
01:56:42.000 Now you know this is a left-leaning guy or gal and this is the right-leaning person.
01:56:47.000 It's like, it's supposed to be someone, like news is supposed to be objective.
01:56:51.000 It's like, this is what happened.
01:56:53.000 There's no, especially on the left, there's none of that.
01:56:55.000 That doesn't exist.
01:56:56.000 No.
01:56:57.000 On either side, really, though, it's just like, you know, even the way that they deliver the news.
01:57:03.000 Like, why am I seeing your personality shine through?
01:57:06.000 Exactly.
01:57:07.000 They're like, are you seeing this shit that Biden said?
01:57:07.000 It's the news.
01:57:10.000 It's like, well, dude, what happened?
01:57:12.000 Tell me what happened.
01:57:13.000 And you actually have to really dig for that.
01:57:16.000 I remember I said one time that the best way to consume U.S. news is to leave the country.
01:57:24.000 Like, get your news from overseas, where they're like, here's the story.
01:57:29.000 Because it's so colored with bias in the country that you live in.
01:57:35.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
01:57:36.000 I mean, for the longest time, people were turning to RT and Al Jazeera to get U.S. news.
01:57:43.000 Dude, when you go international and you turn on CNN International, it's nothing like the CNN that's broadcasted in the States.
01:57:50.000 Really?
01:57:51.000 Absolutely not.
01:57:51.000 They have different hosts?
01:57:53.000 100%.
01:57:55.000 Can you watch that?
01:57:56.000 I don't know if you can watch it here, but I've traveled and it's just like from Hong Kong and there's like two anchors that you don't see regularly and they're just like reading prompter.
01:58:08.000 It's just a news story.
01:58:11.000 Yeah, there's none of that here anymore.
01:58:12.000 But I think that the problem is personality.
01:58:15.000 It sells, right?
01:58:17.000 Well, Fox nailed it.
01:58:19.000 They really changed the game with it.
01:58:22.000 When Ailes created that network and was like, give me these personalities.
01:58:29.000 And that did crazy ratings.
01:58:31.000 Then you have the competition going, we need to do that too.
01:58:35.000 And then it just became something that took off.
01:58:38.000 Fox figured out the ice princesses.
01:58:42.000 Super hot, Republican women that are really cruel.
01:58:46.000 That's true.
01:58:48.000 And they're all blonde.
01:58:49.000 There's something about that.
01:58:50.000 There's something about that that is undeniably hot.
01:58:50.000 Short skirts.
01:58:53.000 Why is that?
01:58:54.000 Why do we like those no-nonsense, super smart, hot, blonde women in short skirts?
01:59:00.000 I mean, you're speaking my language here, man.
01:59:02.000 I fucking love that shit.
01:59:05.000 I love a blonde with attitude, man.
01:59:07.000 Do you?
01:59:09.000 Mean, blonde, with attitude, with perfect toes.
01:59:13.000 Give it to me.
01:59:15.000 It's not weird that you can see their toes.
01:59:16.000 Like, there's no other, you know, there's nothing like that in the male world.
01:59:20.000 I do not object.
01:59:21.000 I don't object either.
01:59:22.000 I'm not saying it's negative, but it's odd that they figured out that formula and it took so long, you know?
01:59:30.000 But once they opened up that Pandora's box, like, we're kind of fucked.
01:59:33.000 Yeah, a lot of people were like, I guess I like news.
01:59:36.000 Ugh.
01:59:38.000 Yeah.
01:59:39.000 No, they did.
01:59:40.000 They figured out this formula.
01:59:42.000 Well, they just figured out that that's what gets eyeballs, man.
01:59:44.000 Yeah, that's the problem.
01:59:46.000 The problem is that's what gets eyeballs.
01:59:48.000 And also, the format of this thing that you have to do for seven minutes before you go to commercial.
01:59:55.000 Because you have these little bursts.
01:59:57.000 So you have to catch people's attention and maintain it for these bursts where you'll hold them through the commercials so they'll return after the commercials.
02:00:08.000 Because if they take off during the commercials, then you're fucked.
02:00:11.000 Because then you're not going to be able to get the ad revenue money.
02:00:14.000 They need to know that you're there.
02:00:16.000 So they need to know that you're tuning in based on their personalities, whether it's Tucker Carlson or Sean Hannity or whoever it is that you agree with.
02:00:26.000 Or hate.
02:00:27.000 Or hate.
02:00:28.000 We used to watch news like, I need to know what's going on in the world.
02:00:32.000 That was the idea of news.
02:00:34.000 You tuned in.
02:00:35.000 When I was a kid, it was Peter Jennings, Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, And then CNN wasn't known as the CNN of today.
02:00:45.000 It was just the idea of round-the-clock news.
02:00:48.000 CNN was news that was like objective and clear.
02:00:52.000 It was anchors just reading prompter, man.
02:00:54.000 And you didn't know anything about them.
02:00:55.000 You didn't know which way they thought or leaned.
02:00:58.000 But now, what you're talking about is that people go, I want to watch somebody that I agree with.
02:01:04.000 Exactly.
02:01:05.000 And I want to get angry with them.
02:01:06.000 Yeah.
02:01:06.000 Yeah.
02:01:07.000 I want to get angry.
02:01:08.000 I want to get fired up about the shit that I'm fired up about and have somebody smarter than me break it down for me.
02:01:12.000 Explain to me why I'm so angry.
02:01:12.000 Yeah.
02:01:14.000 Yeah.
02:01:15.000 Yeah.
02:01:16.000 It's totally different.
02:01:16.000 Like, how do we pull out of that?
02:01:18.000 That's the thing.
02:01:18.000 It's like, I don't know if people are ever going to start trusting the news again.
02:01:21.000 Oh, I think that ship has sailed, man.
02:01:24.000 It kind of has, right?
02:01:26.000 But isn't that terrifying?
02:01:27.000 Of course it is.
02:01:28.000 Because that opens up the door to propaganda from all sorts of foreign sources.
02:01:32.000 Look at the absolute record level of misinformation on anything.
02:01:37.000 You bring up any topic...
02:01:40.000 And if you go online and search for it, you can find a hundred things that tell you that this is this way or the opposite way, people that agree with you, people that disagree with you, and you have to do the work to find out who's full of shit.
02:01:52.000 Yeah.
02:01:53.000 You have to fucking work for it.
02:01:55.000 And that's never been the case.
02:01:56.000 No!
02:01:57.000 Well, first of all, there was never the option, right?
02:02:00.000 Like, the news had a massive responsibility because they were the only way you got the news.
02:02:05.000 You either got it from television, which was kind of watered down, or you got it from the New York Times or the Post or the Boston Globe or wherever you lived where you read the newspaper that you trust.
02:02:16.000 Well, then, you know, newspapers have dwindled.
02:02:18.000 Well, they've kind of got a little click-baity, too.
02:02:21.000 Oh, yeah, with headlines.
02:02:22.000 You click on headlines that have nothing to do with the article.
02:02:25.000 You read the article, and you go, what the fuck was that?
02:02:27.000 You just got hooked.
02:02:29.000 You got hooked by that wordplay, you know?
02:02:31.000 Yeah, you just got hooked by bullshit.
02:02:34.000 You know, this whole situation where people are saying that I'm taking horse dewormer.
02:02:38.000 But wait, so is that because that medicine does have that property as well?
02:02:44.000 There's a version of it that's veterinary.
02:02:46.000 It's an anti-parasitic drug that has been used for...
02:02:53.000 They've used it for river blindness.
02:02:57.000 I think it's also...
02:02:58.000 So that is what you took?
02:03:00.000 It's one of the things that it does.
02:03:02.000 So it has more than one effect?
02:03:04.000 Yeah.
02:03:05.000 So what they're using it for, the people that are using it for COVID, they're using it with what's called off-label.
02:03:10.000 Whereas they recognize that there's properties that this drug has that would be effective, and so they try it.
02:03:18.000 During times of pandemic, doctors traditionally have had all these different off-label drugs to use at their disposal to try to find out what works for different ailments.
02:03:32.000 It's fucking gnarly out there, man.
02:03:35.000 It really is.
02:03:36.000 Because, again, what we're talking about, it's hard to get clear information as to what does and doesn't work.
02:03:44.000 Because there's clear information about what does work.
02:03:47.000 Like, clearly the vaccines do work, right?
02:03:49.000 That's pretty clear.
02:03:51.000 But are they the only thing that works?
02:03:53.000 That's what's not clear.
02:03:54.000 Because when there is some other thing that works along with it, then you have the problem with the emergency use authorization, then you have the problem with the right-wing versus left-wing narrative, because a lot of people think that right-wing means that you're anti-vax,
02:04:11.000 left-wing means that you're pro-Fauci, you're like, what team are you on?
02:04:15.000 It's become this sort of bizarre tribal thing.
02:04:19.000 Which, during the time of a pandemic, is the strangest thing of all time.
02:04:23.000 Dangerous, too.
02:04:24.000 Very, very dangerous.
02:04:25.000 And disheartening.
02:04:26.000 Yeah.
02:04:27.000 Because people also want to know your point of view on one thing, and then you are categorized as that.
02:04:38.000 Yeah.
02:04:39.000 So, like, the vaccine is just one example.
02:04:42.000 You know, you could have your, you weigh in on abortion, guns, electric vehicles, whatever your point, if you go, I like this, and then people are like, oh, I know who you are now.
02:04:54.000 You can't possibly have a nuanced point of view, which is insane, because people are more complicated than that.
02:05:03.000 Well, I think people feel that.
02:05:04.000 That's why they enjoy these kind of conversations where people can talk openly about things.
02:05:08.000 Yeah.
02:05:08.000 Because it doesn't exist anywhere else.
02:05:10.000 It doesn't exist where there's any kind of production, where there's any executives or any networks or any people with a vested interest or some sort of a connection to sponsors.
02:05:23.000 Yeah.
02:05:24.000 You can't have these kind of conversations.
02:05:26.000 I told somebody this, I forget who I was talking to on a podcast, about how...
02:05:30.000 Remember a couple times we went to Taryn's place?
02:05:32.000 Taryn Tactical?
02:05:33.000 It was so fucking fun.
02:05:33.000 Yeah.
02:05:35.000 And just posting there, I saw so many people like, I didn't know you were like this.
02:05:42.000 I was like, what?
02:05:43.000 You didn't know I liked to have fun?
02:05:45.000 Like, what are you talking about?
02:05:46.000 They made it like a...
02:05:48.000 Yeah, you're a Second Amendment person.
02:05:49.000 Yeah, and I was like, I'm at a fucking...
02:05:52.000 Awesome place with nice people teaching me a skill.
02:05:56.000 It was fucking great.
02:05:58.000 People were like, oh, unfollowing, didn't know you were one of these guys.
02:06:01.000 I'm like, this is crazy that you post a video of you just being like, I'm having a good time at this place.
02:06:06.000 Well, not only that, during the pandemic, gun sales amongst people on the left rose astronomically.
02:06:13.000 Oh, skyrocketed.
02:06:14.000 Skyrocketed.
02:06:15.000 Did you ever see the massive lines outside the L.A. gun stores?
02:06:15.000 Yeah.
02:06:19.000 It was crazy.
02:06:21.000 Hmm.
02:06:21.000 Because when the shit hit the fan during the George Floyd riots, people started losing their fucking mind, and there was giant lines outside gun stores.
02:06:29.000 A lot of people got them, and I understand.
02:06:33.000 But what was interesting to me was that I wasn't making a statement.
02:06:36.000 I was just being like, I'm having a great time.
02:06:39.000 You're just shooting a gun.
02:06:41.000 At a safe place that has experts, and it's a fun thing to do, and it's a skill set.
02:06:48.000 Man, people are like, a lot of people, the fuck are you doing this for?
02:06:51.000 I'm like, wait, what?
02:06:52.000 That's the benefit of not reading the comments.
02:06:54.000 I don't know if that's happening.
02:06:56.000 Also, with me, I think they probably just assume I already am like that.
02:06:59.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:07:00.000 Yeah.
02:07:01.000 Which I kind of am.
02:07:02.000 Yeah.
02:07:03.000 I mean, as far as guns go, I mean, I think you should learn how to shoot a gun.
02:07:07.000 You should know how to shoot a gun.
02:07:08.000 It should be important.
02:07:09.000 You should be proficient at it.
02:07:10.000 I do think everybody should know how to.
02:07:12.000 Yeah, I go every time I'm back there.
02:07:14.000 Every time I'm back to L.A., I go for lessons.
02:07:16.000 I went just two weeks ago.
02:07:17.000 I was back there.
02:07:18.000 Yeah.
02:07:18.000 Yeah.
02:07:19.000 I mean, by the way, fucking great guy and great staff.
02:07:23.000 They're so good at what they do in terms of being able to educate you on how to shoot properly.
02:07:29.000 I tighten up a lot of my little technical issues.
02:07:33.000 They fucking took me from not having a fucking clue to feeling pretty good some of those times.
02:07:33.000 Absolutely.
02:07:40.000 Feeling somewhat proficient.
02:07:42.000 I totally would credit them.
02:07:43.000 I have a membership out here, too, at a range if you want to go.
02:07:47.000 We could always go and tighten up.
02:07:47.000 Oh, cool.
02:07:49.000 I'll definitely go.
02:07:50.000 It's a perishable skill.
02:07:52.000 It's something that, you know, it's like everything else.
02:07:54.000 You really have to practice it in order to be able...
02:07:57.000 It has to be...
02:07:58.000 In time, obviously, you never want to have to use it.
02:08:01.000 In times of need, it really should be something that's second nature.
02:08:04.000 You understand how to use it.
02:08:06.000 I just got a grenade launcher.
02:08:06.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:08:08.000 We should take it out.
02:08:09.000 That's all you got?
02:08:10.000 You don't got any nukes?
02:08:10.000 Yeah.
02:08:11.000 Not yet.
02:08:13.000 Excited about it.
02:08:15.000 Yeah.
02:08:15.000 I mean, in Texas, we have this weird thing now.
02:08:19.000 Here's another crazy new law.
02:08:20.000 Texas has a constitutional carry now.
02:08:24.000 So I have a concealed carry license, so I had to pass a proficiency test, and I had to pass a written test.
02:08:24.000 Yeah.
02:08:32.000 You don't have to do that anymore.
02:08:33.000 Now, just because God gave you the rights, Yeah.
02:08:40.000 I'm fine with if you know what the fuck you're doing.
02:08:43.000 Yeah.
02:08:44.000 And that's not necessary anymore.
02:08:46.000 That's wild.
02:08:47.000 That's wild.
02:08:49.000 I do like a guy passed a test.
02:08:52.000 I like that.
02:08:52.000 Yeah.
02:08:52.000 You should absolutely know how to use it and how to be safe.
02:08:56.000 Yeah.
02:08:57.000 Yeah.
02:08:57.000 It's fucking important.
02:08:59.000 There's got to be a place...
02:09:01.000 It's probably in the state where you can go and it's like they blow shit up.
02:09:07.000 Yeah, like really blow some shit up.
02:09:07.000 Oh yeah.
02:09:09.000 Oh yeah.
02:09:10.000 Dude, I have friends.
02:09:11.000 Okay.
02:09:11.000 I have friends that like fill frigerators up with this shit.
02:09:14.000 What is that stuff called?
02:09:17.000 God damn it.
02:09:18.000 Yeah, Tannerite.
02:09:19.000 Thank you.
02:09:20.000 Jamie's a psycho.
02:09:21.000 He's a silent psycho over there.
02:09:24.000 Can we go to that place?
02:09:25.000 Yeah, it's Tannerite stuff.
02:09:27.000 What they'll do is they'll set it up like 300 yards away.
02:09:30.000 There are some really crazy videos of guys doing that.
02:09:30.000 Yes.
02:09:34.000 And then the refrigerator door literally goes whizzing by their head at 500 miles an hour after it explodes and almost kills them.
02:09:41.000 Yeah, because they get too close.
02:09:41.000 Yeah.
02:09:43.000 They think they could, oh, just do it from 40 feet away.
02:09:45.000 No, buddy.
02:09:46.000 No.
02:09:48.000 I'll be behind the fucking cylinder thing.
02:09:51.000 Yeah, you want to get a bunch of sandbags and have a little tiny window that you shoot through.
02:09:55.000 Boom!
02:09:55.000 And then duck into the ditch.
02:09:57.000 And even then, I hope it doesn't land right on you.
02:09:59.000 Fucking A, man.
02:10:00.000 Tannerite is wild shit.
02:10:02.000 People use it to clear forests.
02:10:05.000 Reach out.
02:10:06.000 That's all I'm saying.
02:10:07.000 I would like to do this.
02:10:09.000 They put it at the base of a tree.
02:10:11.000 Here, watch this one.
02:10:12.000 Watch this one.
02:10:13.000 Look at that.
02:10:13.000 Oh my god.
02:10:14.000 That's what I'm talking about.
02:10:14.000 See?
02:10:16.000 He's way too close, man.
02:10:17.000 Let's watch that again.
02:10:17.000 But look how...
02:10:19.000 So he shot a fridge packed with tannerite, and the door literally flies by.
02:10:24.000 Holy shit, man.
02:10:26.000 And look how fucking fast that door's going.
02:10:30.000 That guy is almost dead.
02:10:32.000 What match if his little kid was right behind him?
02:10:34.000 Daddy, can I just stand here?
02:10:36.000 Sure, son.
02:10:37.000 As long as you're right here, it's not going to come straight at you.
02:10:41.000 Yeah.
02:10:42.000 Yeah.
02:10:43.000 That's scary.
02:10:44.000 Yeah.
02:10:44.000 Yeah.
02:10:45.000 Well, there's a lot of that.
02:10:46.000 There's a lot of assholery that comes with freedom.
02:10:49.000 Yeah.
02:10:49.000 It's part of the problem.
02:10:50.000 Sure.
02:10:51.000 That's one of the things about Texas that people love is that you can kind of do a lot of wild shit here.
02:10:55.000 You sure can.
02:10:56.000 But that's what's dangerous.
02:10:58.000 A friend of mine asked me to kill his zebra.
02:11:00.000 What?
02:11:01.000 Yeah.
02:11:02.000 He's got an asshole zebra that keeps killing his young zebras.
02:11:05.000 Yeah.
02:11:05.000 So he asked me to come kill a zebra.
02:11:08.000 He goes, you want to kill my zebra?
02:11:09.000 I got to kill it.
02:11:10.000 I go, what?
02:11:12.000 He goes, I got to kill this zebra.
02:11:14.000 Where?
02:11:14.000 In this state?
02:11:15.000 Yeah.
02:11:16.000 An hour away from here.
02:11:18.000 Did you do it?
02:11:18.000 No, I've done it.
02:11:19.000 No.
02:11:20.000 I'm not going to kill a zebra.
02:11:21.000 No, come on, man.
02:11:22.000 Unless I was going to eat it.
02:11:23.000 And apparently you could eat zebra.
02:11:26.000 Sure.
02:11:26.000 I heard zebra tastes good.
02:11:27.000 I've had horse.
02:11:28.000 Yeah.
02:11:28.000 You ever go to Joe Beef in Montreal?
02:11:31.000 Yeah.
02:11:32.000 Wait, no, I'm thinking of Joe's.
02:11:35.000 Oh, in Sacramento.
02:11:36.000 Yeah, there's a couple of locations.
02:11:39.000 Oh, San Jose.
02:11:39.000 San Jose.
02:11:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:11:41.000 Near the Improv, right?
02:11:42.000 Yeah, but I think there's another location of that, too.
02:11:44.000 I think so, too.
02:11:44.000 I think in San Francisco.
02:11:46.000 Yeah, but Joe Beef, no.
02:11:47.000 Joe Beef is one of my all-time favorite restaurants.
02:11:50.000 It's in Montreal.
02:11:50.000 It's in Montreal, yeah.
02:11:51.000 And shout out to Fred and Dave, who run Joe Beef.
02:11:55.000 I was introduced to them from Bourdain, and it's an amazing restaurant.
02:12:00.000 And the first time I went, they served us horse.
02:12:03.000 How was it?
02:12:04.000 It was really good.
02:12:06.000 You know where I want to go?
02:12:07.000 Wherever you posted that you went in LA. Oh, Felix.
02:12:12.000 Was it in Venice?
02:12:13.000 Yeah.
02:12:13.000 Might be my favorite restaurant of all time.
02:12:15.000 Okay.
02:12:16.000 I mean, I'm talking like even internationally.
02:12:19.000 Felix?
02:12:19.000 Yes, Felix in Venice.
02:12:21.000 Their Italian food is off the fucking charts.
02:12:24.000 They have a room...
02:12:26.000 I've had Janet Zuccarini, she's the owner, and Evan Funke, who is the head chef, who's amazing.
02:12:33.000 I mean, he's just a fucking artist.
02:12:35.000 A real culinary artist.
02:12:38.000 He has a room in Felix that's all glass where you can watch them make the pasta.
02:12:45.000 Oh.
02:12:46.000 So they do it there.
02:12:48.000 They have real artisans.
02:12:51.000 There's a video.
02:12:52.000 But, I mean, real artisans.
02:12:55.000 And Janet was like, why are we having this fucking room?
02:12:58.000 This is in the middle of the floor.
02:13:01.000 It's like right there.
02:13:02.000 This is so many seats and tables that we could use up.
02:13:06.000 You know, because they're sold out every night.
02:13:08.000 It's literally one of the greatest restaurants of all time.
02:13:11.000 It's incredible.
02:13:13.000 But the pasta is off.
02:13:15.000 Everything's great.
02:13:15.000 There's not a goddamn thing that they make that's not off the charts.
02:13:19.000 I'm blind.
02:13:19.000 Everything.
02:13:19.000 The shrimp, oh my god.
02:13:22.000 They have these prawns where you suck the heads, you know, and they're in, like, with the fucking olive oil and garlic and oh!
02:13:32.000 Oh!
02:13:33.000 Oh!
02:13:34.000 I don't even eat pasta anymore.
02:13:36.000 But when I go there, I'm eating it 100% of the time.
02:13:38.000 I don't give a fuck if I feel like shit for a week.
02:13:40.000 I'm going to Sushi Bar.
02:13:41.000 Sushi Bar ATX? I'm going to the one in LA. Oh, okay.
02:13:45.000 This week.
02:13:45.000 Same guys.
02:13:46.000 Yeah, same guys.
02:13:46.000 I'm going this week.
02:13:47.000 Incredible.
02:13:47.000 Incredible, right?
02:13:48.000 Yeah, insane.
02:13:49.000 I want to go to the awesome location.
02:13:49.000 Greatest sushi of all time.
02:13:51.000 I can't wait to go.
02:13:52.000 And then...
02:13:52.000 Let's do a double date at the Austin spot.
02:13:54.000 I'll go.
02:13:55.000 Let's go.
02:13:56.000 I'm excited.
02:13:57.000 Have you met Phillip?
02:13:58.000 No.
02:13:58.000 The guy who's the head guy?
02:13:59.000 Oh, he's a good friend now.
02:14:00.000 Really?
02:14:00.000 Yeah, we've become friends.
02:14:01.000 He's awesome.
02:14:02.000 I cannot wait because I love sushi.
02:14:04.000 That place is insane.
02:14:06.000 My other thing I'm looking forward to going because I love croissants.
02:14:09.000 I'm always in the- You're a croissant guy?
02:14:11.000 I'm a croissant connoisseur.
02:14:13.000 And that's my big cheat, is getting a good croissant.
02:14:15.000 Really?
02:14:16.000 By the way, I'll order a croissant, and if it is subpar, I'll be like, you can take that shit back.
02:14:21.000 I won't eat it.
02:14:22.000 Oh, because you love croissants so much.
02:14:24.000 Yeah, if it tastes dry, you're like, what is this in the fucking grocery store?
02:14:28.000 Where's your croissant spot?
02:14:29.000 Well, I don't have one here yet, even though one of my friends here is opening a pastry shop here with a top, top-level pastry chef, and he's like, her specialty is croissants, and I was like, oh, fuck.
02:14:43.000 But in LA, I have, the spot is Cinque Tera Huest Osteria, which is un-fucking-believable.
02:14:52.000 They sell out every day.
02:14:53.000 Really?
02:14:54.000 You have to call in and request.
02:14:55.000 A croissant?
02:14:57.000 Yes.
02:14:57.000 And you gotta be like, hey, save me fucking two croissants, man.
02:15:01.000 Really?
02:15:01.000 Yes.
02:15:02.000 Every day.
02:15:04.000 It's so good.
02:15:05.000 It's just a plain croissant?
02:15:07.000 No.
02:15:07.000 Well, he makes plain chocolate, almond paste, and then depending on the week, he's like, today there's prosciutto and mozzarella croissant.
02:15:17.000 He makes savory ones and pesto.
02:15:20.000 They are decadent, and they're amazing.
02:15:23.000 That sounds so good.
02:15:24.000 And I just fucking sold you 100,000 more of them.
02:15:28.000 It's so good.
02:15:29.000 Why is bread so bad for you?
02:15:30.000 Because it's so good.
02:15:31.000 I don't know.
02:15:32.000 Goddamn delicious.
02:15:34.000 It's good that I moved away from there.
02:15:35.000 I fucking eat them all the time.
02:15:37.000 They're so good.
02:15:38.000 My number one splurge here in Austin is at Red Ash, which is a phenomenal place.
02:15:44.000 Unbelievable.
02:15:44.000 But they have that garlic bread with bone marrow.
02:15:48.000 It's the best.
02:15:49.000 It's one of the best things I've ever had.
02:15:50.000 I had friends visit from LA and took them there.
02:15:53.000 And they're foodies.
02:15:55.000 And they're like, this is one of the top three meals of my life.
02:15:57.000 Yeah, the bone marrow's off the charts.
02:15:59.000 Incredible.
02:16:00.000 With the garlic bread, it's like, I don't think food gets better than that.
02:16:04.000 Yeah.
02:16:04.000 No, that place does it other level, too.
02:16:08.000 Yeah, and he opened up a new place here called Jay Carver's.
02:16:11.000 Really?
02:16:11.000 Yeah, the head chef opened up a new place.
02:16:13.000 It's equally phenomenal.
02:16:15.000 Different type of food?
02:16:16.000 Different, slightly different.
02:16:17.000 What's it called?
02:16:18.000 Jay Carver's.
02:16:19.000 Is it also in the area, in downtown area?
02:16:21.000 His name's John Carver, the head guy.
02:16:23.000 Yeah, it's in the downtown area.
02:16:26.000 It's a small area.
02:16:27.000 That red ash is fucking amazing.
02:16:28.000 Phenomenal.
02:16:28.000 Red ash is phenomenal.
02:16:29.000 And the people are so cool there.
02:16:31.000 Everyone's so nice.
02:16:33.000 But that's like the thing that I love the most about LA, or excuse me, Austin, is how friendly everybody is.
02:16:38.000 Well, yeah, I was just telling out there that I've been here since May.
02:16:44.000 And not even comparable.
02:16:46.000 I know...
02:16:49.000 All of our neighbors, like, far better than in 19 years in Los Angeles.
02:16:56.000 For real.
02:16:57.000 Yeah, people are friendly.
02:16:58.000 I say that people go, wait, you've never had somebody wave to you?
02:17:01.000 I'm like, that's what I'm talking about.
02:17:04.000 People take care of you as neighbors.
02:17:07.000 No, it's different.
02:17:08.000 Hey man, I saw this was left outside.
02:17:11.000 I brought it on your doorstep.
02:17:13.000 I saw somebody.
02:17:15.000 Real, genuinely friendly shit.
02:17:17.000 My neighbor left a message saying, hey, if you hear any gunshots, I've got an armadillo problem.
02:17:25.000 So don't worry about it.
02:17:29.000 Lighten them up.
02:17:30.000 But just imagine that fucking message.
02:17:33.000 Like, okay.
02:17:35.000 Okay, I'm reading this.
02:17:37.000 In LA, there'd be a SWAT team in your yard.
02:17:39.000 What the fuck?
02:17:40.000 Armadillo problem.
02:17:42.000 I had a fox in my yard the other day.
02:17:44.000 Here?
02:17:45.000 Yeah, making this crazy noise.
02:17:47.000 Like, wah!
02:17:48.000 You ever heard them?
02:17:49.000 They have this weird, like, yipe.
02:17:51.000 They yell out.
02:17:52.000 I forget.
02:17:54.000 The craziest thing that you kind of get used to in a way in L.A. were the coyote packs.
02:18:00.000 Yeah.
02:18:01.000 The packs of the packs.
02:18:02.000 Sometimes you see one.
02:18:03.000 I saw one one time jogging down a fountain with a dog in its mouth.
02:18:08.000 Just trotting.
02:18:09.000 I was like, holy fucking shit.
02:18:11.000 Yeah, there he is.
02:18:12.000 Listen to this.
02:18:21.000 Did you get that fox?
02:18:23.000 Like the one in your yard?
02:18:24.000 No, I would never kill a fox.
02:18:27.000 No.
02:18:27.000 I mean, unless they got in the chicken coop, which I don't have a chicken coop anymore.
02:18:31.000 The coyotes will fuck shit up.
02:18:33.000 Yeah, coyotes will fuck shit up.
02:18:35.000 Look, I would kill coyotes in a heartbeat, but foxes are fucking cute, man.
02:18:40.000 They're also really playful.
02:18:41.000 Are they?
02:18:42.000 Yeah, there's apparently, there was a baby deer in the yard, and the fox was playing with the baby deer.
02:18:49.000 Hmm.
02:18:50.000 Yeah.
02:18:52.000 They're really adorable.
02:18:54.000 They're such strange creatures because wild foxes will play with people.
02:18:59.000 Did you ever see that movie Grizzly Man?
02:19:01.000 Yeah.
02:19:01.000 He became friends with these foxes.
02:19:04.000 With Foxy the Fox, I think.
02:19:05.000 Yeah.
02:19:05.000 He's my friend Foxy.
02:19:06.000 Remember he stole his hat?
02:19:07.000 Yeah.
02:19:08.000 And ran into her little den?
02:19:11.000 Yeah.
02:19:11.000 Yeah, with a hat.
02:19:13.000 When I lived on Hyperion once, on Silver Lake, we had a neighbor who had a pit bull.
02:19:19.000 And one night, I hear just the craziest sound.
02:19:24.000 I'm like, what the fuck is that?
02:19:26.000 It's like squealing almost.
02:19:29.000 Like I couldn't make out what it was.
02:19:31.000 And I look out the window and like five or six coyotes were around the door into my neighbor's house.
02:19:42.000 And the pit bull was sitting there at the door on the other side.
02:19:45.000 And they were all just like...
02:19:47.000 Trying to get them to come out so they could kill them.
02:19:49.000 Yeah, it was so crazy.
02:19:51.000 And also to see it in a city, in a city setting.
02:19:54.000 It wasn't out in wilderness.
02:19:57.000 I used to go to this pet store, and there was this guy who worked in the pet store, but he also worked in a vet's office.
02:20:03.000 And they had this big pit bull come in.
02:20:06.000 One of those big freakish ones was like 100-pound boys with a giant head and muscles everywhere.
02:20:12.000 Muscles popping out of it.
02:20:12.000 And he was caught up all over his body.
02:20:15.000 And they were like, what happened to your dog?
02:20:17.000 He's like, I don't know.
02:20:18.000 It got outside the yard.
02:20:19.000 So they stitched this dog up.
02:20:22.000 He's got hundreds of stitches all over his body.
02:20:24.000 He's really fucked up.
02:20:26.000 They follow the blood and they find nine dead coyotes.
02:20:32.000 So they had tried to corner him.
02:20:36.000 What they'll do is they'll have one will come out and go, hey, bitch.
02:20:40.000 And then they chase him and they flank him and they attack him.
02:20:43.000 They just picked the wrong motherfucker.
02:20:46.000 The power those things have, they're probably like, what the fuck did you bring over here?
02:20:53.000 What kind of demon did you bring here?
02:20:56.000 And he said it just looked like a battlefield.
02:20:58.000 Holy shit.
02:20:58.000 They were just torn apart.
02:20:59.000 I had a friend with Rottweiler in LA who, it killed a couple coyotes.
02:21:03.000 Those fucking coyotes are bold, man.
02:21:05.000 Yeah.
02:21:06.000 They're bold, and they get hungry, and so they get really crafty, and they do sneaky shit.
02:21:11.000 That's crazy.
02:21:12.000 A kid in Calabasas a couple of days ago got attacked by a mountain lion.
02:21:16.000 A mom had to punch the mountain lion in the mouth to get her fucking kid free.
02:21:21.000 Holy shit.
02:21:22.000 Yeah.
02:21:24.000 Yeah, let me see if I can find that.
02:21:26.000 You got it already?
02:21:27.000 Yeah, look at this.
02:21:29.000 A mountain lion shot killed after attacking five-year-old boy near Calabasas.
02:21:34.000 What the fuck, man?
02:21:36.000 65-pound mountain lion.
02:21:39.000 10.45 a.m., causing wounds to the boy's head, neck, and upper torso.
02:21:44.000 Oh, my God.
02:21:45.000 The mom reportedly fended off the line, hitting it multiple times.
02:21:49.000 The boy was then driven to parents to a hospital.
02:21:51.000 He was treated.
02:21:52.000 Oh my god.
02:21:53.000 Imagine how traumatized that kid is.
02:21:55.000 Yeah, man.
02:21:56.000 It's a monster trying to kill your fucking kid.
02:21:58.000 They will kill people.
02:22:00.000 They will kill people.
02:22:02.000 People have to understand that.
02:22:03.000 This is not an off situation.
02:22:08.000 Your kid is alone.
02:22:11.000 They'll find it and kill it.
02:22:13.000 20 minutes after the mountain lion was killed, two more mountain lions appeared in the area.
02:22:17.000 One was described as a full-grown adult with a radio collar around its neck.
02:22:21.000 The other was a smaller mountain lion, about the same 65-pound size of the lion that was killed.
02:22:25.000 Fuck, man.
02:22:29.000 That's scary.
02:22:30.000 In Texas, they just shoot them.
02:22:32.000 There's no laws.
02:22:34.000 In Texas, if you have a mountain lion in your yard, you just shoot it.
02:22:37.000 And they go, did you shoot it?
02:22:38.000 And you go, yeah.
02:22:39.000 And they go, good.
02:22:40.000 In California, you have to have all sorts of depredation permits.
02:22:44.000 If a mountain lion's in your yard and you just shoot it, you're in trouble.
02:22:47.000 Oh, sure.
02:22:48.000 Which is crazy.
02:22:49.000 But also, if someone walks into your fucking yard or house in Texas, you can get a fucking shot, man.
02:22:56.000 In California, the new Los Angeles district attorney, they're trying to recall him.
02:23:05.000 They're doing crazy as far as what you can and can't get away with.
02:23:09.000 I have friends that live in Venice that are saying, you call the cops when someone breaks into your house and the cops can't even do anything.
02:23:15.000 Unless that person steals a certain amount of money, it has to be more than $900 worth of shit.
02:23:23.000 They won't even arrest him.
02:23:25.000 I think it's Illinois or Minnesota, too, the nonsensical law about an intruder.
02:23:31.000 It's you as the person living in the house.
02:23:34.000 You're obligated to not shoot that person.
02:23:39.000 Who entertains that?
02:23:42.000 It's not realistic.
02:23:44.000 Liberals.
02:23:46.000 Which I am in a lot of ways, but in a lot of ways I'm not, I guess.
02:23:50.000 That's one way I'm not.
02:23:52.000 I feel like I'm definitely pretty liberal, and I definitely do not subscribe to that.
02:23:57.000 That is total insanity.
02:23:58.000 It's total insanity, and the only time it makes any sense is if you don't have a dog in the game.
02:24:04.000 If you don't have a stake in the game, if you don't own property, if you don't have children, if you're a young college kid or a young super progressive left-wing person, then you think, well, that poor person, they're not doing this because they want to.
02:24:19.000 They're doing this out of desperation, and we have to be kind, and we have to be open-minded.
02:24:23.000 But it's also putting on the person whose home is being broken into the idea that you're supposed to be calm and collected as you find an intruder in your house.
02:24:32.000 Which could be one of these fucking serial killers that we were talking about earlier.
02:24:36.000 Yeah, you're supposed to be like, wait man, wait, are you high?
02:24:39.000 Right.
02:24:40.000 Are you having a rough go of it?
02:24:42.000 Right, exactly.
02:24:43.000 As opposed to the reality, which is you're going to be in a full fucking panic.
02:24:48.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:24:49.000 And you're not going to be like, should I talk to this person first?
02:24:52.000 Especially if you have children.
02:24:53.000 Oh my God.
02:24:54.000 You know, Jim Brewer said this to me once when he first had kids.
02:24:57.000 He goes, I never really, in Jim Brewer's voice, really understood murder until I had a kid.
02:25:04.000 He goes, now I get it.
02:25:05.000 Now I get killing somebody that would harm my child.
02:25:11.000 I mean, you don't even blink thinking about it.
02:25:12.000 Yeah, it's a different world.
02:25:14.000 It's a different world when you're thinking about protecting a small child and then One thing that I have said multiple times, that it's a new thing as I've become an adult, is I now, because I'm a father, I think of people as babies now.
02:25:31.000 Yeah.
02:25:31.000 Which I didn't used to think of.
02:25:32.000 Of course.
02:25:33.000 I think of, like, I see someone who's all fucked up, I'm like...
02:25:36.000 That's somebody's kid.
02:25:37.000 Even a fucking crazy homeless person who's covered in dirt and lying on the ground, I'm like, that's someone's kid.
02:25:42.000 That's someone's kid.
02:25:43.000 I get that.
02:25:44.000 I get that.
02:25:44.000 I would say that as a parent...
02:25:46.000 I never really understood disemboweling someone until I had a kid.
02:25:49.000 But if you tell me that someone's hurting my kid, I'm all about cutting them wide fucking open.
02:25:54.000 Whoa.
02:25:54.000 You know?
02:25:55.000 Jesus.
02:25:56.000 And feeding them.
02:25:57.000 What about their taint?
02:25:57.000 What are you going to do to their taint?
02:25:58.000 Take a picture of it?
02:26:00.000 Send it to their kid?
02:26:01.000 Feeding them to the pigs?
02:26:02.000 Yeah.
02:26:03.000 Yeah.
02:26:03.000 I mean...
02:26:04.000 Did you see the story in Malibu?
02:26:07.000 What the fuck?
02:26:08.000 Malibu machete attack against family, cost dad an eye, two homeless suspects arrested.
02:26:14.000 Primary suspect had pulled the knife on a sheriff's deputy back in April, but liberal DA George Gascon, this is the guy I'm talking about, his office filed only a misdemeanor charge.
02:26:23.000 That's fucking crazy.
02:26:24.000 Yeah.
02:26:25.000 Fuck, man.
02:26:27.000 Lost an eye.
02:26:29.000 Jesus Christ.
02:26:30.000 It doesn't really describe the fight, but it says that they were approached while they were eating, if the family was eating lunch, Oh my god.
02:26:36.000 They were eating lunch last Saturday at Dan Blocker Beach in Malibu when the suspects approached them, claiming falsely that the family wasn't allowed to be there.
02:26:44.000 Argument ensued and he attacked, he brandished his weapon and began attacking the father, cutting his face, an eye in his tongue, chest, and one of his hands.
02:26:52.000 Oh my god.
02:26:53.000 Yeah, dude.
02:26:53.000 Crazy.
02:26:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:26:55.000 Cool district attorney.
02:26:56.000 Yeah, he's the best.
02:26:57.000 Well, it's one of those weird conspiracy theories where, you know, you hear that George Soros is involved.
02:27:04.000 You know, I don't know too much about George Soros, but that's the number one guy that these conspiracy theories point to, is that he funds these super progressive, ultra-liberal district attorneys and politicians, and then hires or then funds someone even more left-wing to run against them.
02:27:27.000 Yeah.
02:27:27.000 He's a very, very rich, savage businessman.
02:27:30.000 I know that.
02:27:31.000 Yeah.
02:27:31.000 He's like a corporate raider, you know?
02:27:33.000 Yeah.
02:27:33.000 Yeah.
02:27:34.000 It's crazy when someone is like that cutthroat but also super liberal.
02:27:39.000 It almost doesn't...
02:27:40.000 Well, it's why.
02:27:41.000 Why is he doing that?
02:27:42.000 I don't know.
02:27:43.000 The conspiracy theory, again, I'm not saying that I subscribe to this, but this conspiracy theory is that he literally wants the demise of civilization in the West.
02:27:53.000 He wants the demise of America, that he despises America, and that the way he's doing this is by installing Progressive and more progressive.
02:28:04.000 Like, the most progressive possible and then more progressive still.
02:28:08.000 And that doing this, which will encourage crime, decriminalize a lot of behavior.
02:28:13.000 And, you know, you look at all these fucking different places that have installed these people, like this George Gascon guy, who is—people in L.A. are freaking out.
02:28:23.000 The cops are freaking out.
02:28:24.000 They're handing out concealed carry permits in Los Angeles, which used to be impossible to get.
02:28:30.000 Yeah.
02:28:30.000 But now the L.A. Sheriff is like, look, we've got to do something and people have to protect themselves because the cops are not going to do anything.
02:28:36.000 They sure fucking do.
02:28:37.000 It's weird, man.
02:28:38.000 It's just such a weird time.
02:28:40.000 Yeah, Burt had that.
02:28:41.000 You know when he was building a place?
02:28:43.000 Mm-hmm.
02:28:44.000 And his place got robbed one night?
02:28:46.000 Yeah.
02:28:46.000 And luckily no one was there.
02:28:48.000 It was under construction.
02:28:50.000 And he said like...
02:28:52.000 A cop showed up and he was like, what are you going to do?
02:28:54.000 And they're like, what are you talking about?
02:28:55.000 What are we going to do?
02:28:57.000 You got robbed.
02:28:58.000 And he was like, will this be pursued?
02:29:01.000 And he said they laughed.
02:29:02.000 And they're like, this is L.A., dude.
02:29:04.000 No.
02:29:05.000 He just got robbed.
02:29:06.000 Does he want to stay there?
02:29:08.000 I think he loves it.
02:29:09.000 I think he loves this place.
02:29:11.000 Yeah.
02:29:12.000 Yeah.
02:29:14.000 Oh.
02:29:15.000 It's spooky, man.
02:29:17.000 It's spooky because it wasn't like this just a few years ago.
02:29:21.000 It's like this demise that seems like the slide has begun and there's no mechanism in place that's going to turn it around.
02:29:31.000 There's nothing that I could see or imagine that would put a halt to this.
02:29:36.000 And who the fuck knows what's going to happen with this recall election?
02:29:40.000 I mean, maybe that'll change things.
02:29:43.000 Maybe if they realize that people are so fed up that they're going to recall the governor and they're going to install a radio talk show host, which would be pretty wild.
02:29:52.000 Oh, yeah.
02:29:53.000 Larry Elder.
02:29:54.000 Yeah.
02:29:54.000 Wait, what happened with the recall election, though?
02:29:56.000 It's still going on.
02:29:57.000 September 14th, I believe, is the election.
02:30:00.000 Is the election.
02:30:00.000 And Elder would be installed?
02:30:02.000 He'd be the governor.
02:30:04.000 Did you see what the LA Times wrote about him, that he's the black face of white supremacy?
02:30:09.000 Jesus.
02:30:10.000 Really?
02:30:11.000 Yes!
02:30:12.000 The LA Times has lost their fucking mind.
02:30:14.000 They've gone full social justice warrior.
02:30:17.000 The fact that that was printed in the newspaper, that this is the black face of white supremacy.
02:30:23.000 That's a wild headline, man.
02:30:24.000 That's a wild headline.
02:30:25.000 Yeah.
02:30:27.000 It's super insulting.
02:30:29.000 It's so insulting.
02:30:30.000 It's so crazy.
02:30:31.000 I don't know enough about him.
02:30:33.000 I don't know enough about him.
02:30:34.000 He was a radio guy, right?
02:30:35.000 He still is.
02:30:36.000 Yeah.
02:30:36.000 Yeah, I mean, I know that he came from Compton, and I know that he's very conservative, and he's one of those, you know, accountability and, you know, personal accountability and figure out your life and get your shit together, but I don't know enough about his politics and his...
02:30:54.000 Positions on things to comment on him.
02:30:57.000 Goddamn.
02:30:59.000 It's a crazy state, man.
02:31:00.000 It's a crazy fucked up state.
02:31:02.000 And the thing is, I don't know how that state turns around.
02:31:07.000 It's so massive, too.
02:31:09.000 I mean, in every way.
02:31:10.000 It's geographically pretty massive.
02:31:13.000 Population-wise, it's enormous.
02:31:15.000 More people in California than in Canada, for people that don't know.
02:31:19.000 Think about that.
02:31:20.000 More people in the state of California than in the country of Canada.
02:31:24.000 More people in LA than in the country of Canada.
02:31:27.000 No.
02:31:27.000 I think so.
02:31:28.000 Canada has about 38, 39 million people.
02:31:30.000 Count Mexicans.
02:31:31.000 Okay, you're right.
02:31:34.000 And then economy-wise, I mean, a fucking engine.
02:31:37.000 That's the biggest economy in the world.
02:31:40.000 The state is.
02:31:41.000 Did you see Newsom when they were, like, he kind of lost it a little bit?
02:31:45.000 One of these interviews where he was talking about all the great things about California.
02:31:50.000 Oh, he's high on California.
02:31:52.000 People are, you know, coming down on him and giving him a hard time.
02:31:55.000 Yeah.
02:31:55.000 He got real agitated.
02:31:57.000 He started rattling off all the things that California's doing great in terms of innovation and IPOs.
02:32:03.000 Bro, you have nothing to do with that.
02:32:05.000 You have zero to do with the innovation in California.
02:32:08.000 Zero to do with IPOs, how many IPOs there are.
02:32:11.000 He's right on two fronts.
02:32:13.000 I don't think he has anything to do with it, but it is incredible the innovation that comes out of the state of California.
02:32:17.000 Oh, yeah.
02:32:18.000 Well, the amount of intelligence.
02:32:20.000 I mean, just think about all the universities that are in California.
02:32:23.000 Think about how the amount of, like, tech, just the tech world.
02:32:29.000 Meanwhile, they're all moving here.
02:32:31.000 That's what's wild.
02:32:32.000 That big-ass...
02:32:33.000 Wild.
02:32:34.000 Do you know about that Google building?
02:32:35.000 I learned that.
02:32:36.000 But did you know that...
02:32:38.000 They started building that and people on that lakefront area were like, what the fuck is it?
02:32:44.000 Because they built in front of three other buildings.
02:32:47.000 So now the Google building has prime view of the lake.
02:32:51.000 Oh, they blocked all those?
02:32:52.000 Can you do that?
02:32:53.000 Well, yeah, because it was in there.
02:32:56.000 What people didn't realize who got upset here was that you could have found that 18 months before the building started.
02:33:02.000 It was in their proposal to the city to build it.
02:33:05.000 And the city went, okay.
02:33:07.000 Yeah, and it's not dumb, but it's beautiful.
02:33:10.000 Yeah, it looks like a sail.
02:33:11.000 And there's grass terraces.
02:33:15.000 There it is.
02:33:16.000 You see those parts that come out?
02:33:18.000 Is that what it's gonna look like?
02:33:19.000 Yeah, that's not what it looks like yet, right?
02:33:21.000 Yeah, but it's like halfway there.
02:33:23.000 Imagine if you're right behind that.
02:33:24.000 But you can walk outside on each of those terraces, you know?
02:33:27.000 Oh, wow.
02:33:28.000 And there's grass and trees.
02:33:30.000 You can jump, you can float, you can do whatever you want.
02:33:32.000 Imagine if they put nets around those terraces.
02:33:34.000 Oh, man.
02:33:35.000 Like Foxconn.
02:33:38.000 When will someone come along that makes a fucking phone that you don't have to feel like a piece of shit for buying?
02:33:44.000 What do you mean?
02:33:45.000 Well, because all these phones are made, first of all, if you follow phones all the way down to how the minerals come out of the ground, literal slave labor is involved in retaining some of the minerals and pulling some of the minerals out of the ground.
02:34:01.000 There literally might be a child laborer with a stick that's pulling out some of the coal tan.
02:34:07.000 I gotta say, those kids are doing a great job.
02:34:10.000 These phones are amazing.
02:34:11.000 They are amazing, but wouldn't you pay...
02:34:14.000 How much more would you pay if you didn't feel like a piece of shit when you used your iPhone?
02:34:18.000 You didn't feel like some kid has to work 16 hours a day.
02:34:21.000 If they're like verified this one has...
02:34:24.000 Yeah, of course you'd pay more.
02:34:25.000 Yeah, for sure, right?
02:34:26.000 Of course.
02:34:26.000 How come no one's come along and done that?
02:34:29.000 There's clearly too much money in the other business.
02:34:32.000 Everything's always about money.
02:34:33.000 I know, but it's kind of amazing.
02:34:35.000 Yeah.
02:34:36.000 Do you have that thing?
02:34:37.000 I do this thing where I buy a new phone, but the anxiety of getting it up and running, I'll leave it in a box for months.
02:34:47.000 Really?
02:34:47.000 Yeah.
02:34:48.000 I'll be like, fuck, I got to set it all up.
02:34:50.000 I'll do that for a while.
02:34:52.000 Well, my new thing is I don't put apps on my phone anymore.
02:34:55.000 Really?
02:34:56.000 Yeah.
02:34:57.000 Well, I have Instagram and Twitter on my phone because I had to post things.
02:35:03.000 But I'm better off without those.
02:35:05.000 I'm really better off putting those on another phone.
02:35:08.000 But for the longest time, I had nothing on my phone.
02:35:11.000 Nothing on my phone but a phone, and it was great.
02:35:13.000 Yeah.
02:35:14.000 I had pictures.
02:35:15.000 I could take pictures on it.
02:35:16.000 I could text message.
02:35:17.000 I could Google things.
02:35:18.000 I remember you were posting those photos you were taking with your, what was your Samsung?
02:35:22.000 Yeah.
02:35:22.000 Yeah.
02:35:22.000 The moon.
02:35:23.000 Yeah.
02:35:23.000 How crazy is that?
02:35:24.000 Yeah.
02:35:25.000 You can zoom in on the fucking moon.
02:35:26.000 It's crazy.
02:35:27.000 Someone told me there's some fuckery involved in that.
02:35:30.000 In what?
02:35:30.000 In the actual- Is there?
02:35:31.000 Jamie's laughing.
02:35:32.000 For sure there is.
02:35:32.000 Right, right, right.
02:35:33.000 Fuckery in which way, though?
02:35:34.000 Like that you're getting an image of the moon, but it might...
02:35:40.000 I don't want to misspeak.
02:35:42.000 I know that there's a digital zoom aspect to it, so they're zooming in.
02:35:47.000 But are they using a photo of what the moon actually looks like?
02:35:52.000 Like are they faking you out at the end of it?
02:35:54.000 They could be because it looks so good.
02:35:56.000 It looks so good, but let's find out if that's the case.
02:35:58.000 Like, what is the digital fuckery?
02:36:00.000 Because so many people were saying, dude, your phone is full of fuckery.
02:36:04.000 I'm like, but is it?
02:36:05.000 I don't know.
02:36:06.000 I didn't even look into it.
02:36:07.000 I just was drunk on the beach, going, look what I got.
02:36:10.000 Fucking awesome, yeah.
02:36:11.000 I was on vacation.
02:36:12.000 Yeah.
02:36:13.000 I was on vacation in the Turks and Caicos, and I started using that.
02:36:16.000 Let's see.
02:36:17.000 So I'd have to see if someone's done a breakdown of it.
02:36:19.000 I know it's called moon mode, and then they say it's using AI. So once you're starting to say that, you could go, well, AI made, you know, it pulled better images off of what it knows the moon looks like.
02:36:29.000 Yeah, see, that's the thing is that the moon itself, the position...
02:36:34.000 Like, when the moon is spinning around the earth, we're looking at the same side of the moon always.
02:36:39.000 The moon doesn't spin.
02:36:41.000 Right.
02:36:41.000 Right?
02:36:41.000 So we always look at the same side of the moon.
02:36:44.000 Makes sense.
02:36:44.000 So if the moon is visible, like, they could conceivably fill in what it actually looks like.
02:36:51.000 Alright, I'm going to skim through this very deep dive into this where someone has gone through the whole thing of the accusation of it as an AI trick and they're going through lots of evidence.
02:37:01.000 What is that?
02:37:02.000 Is that your dad's asshole?
02:37:03.000 Yeah.
02:37:04.000 Wow.
02:37:07.000 Stitched up pretty hardcore.
02:37:09.000 You sure he wasn't trying to make himself a pussy?
02:37:11.000 It seems like a pussy, even where it's at.
02:37:14.000 It looks like where a pussy should be.
02:37:17.000 I'll ask him.
02:37:19.000 Do you know that there's this woman, Dr. Shanna Swan, and she is an environmental epidemiologist, and she came on the podcast and was explaining to us that phthalates, Which is contaminants from plastics in particular.
02:37:33.000 That and some stuff from pesticides are changing the reproductive organs of people and radically lowering people's testosterone and increasing the amount of miscarriages women have.
02:37:49.000 And one of the ways that they find the impact of phthalates on mammals that's very measurable It's the size of their taints.
02:37:56.000 Because a male taint is between 50 and 100% larger than a female's taint.
02:38:02.000 And over the course of the years where petrochemicals have been introduced into the modern environment, particularly plastics and things along those lines that contain phthalates that leak into people's food and body and water,
02:38:20.000 The human taint has shrunk.
02:38:23.000 And the sperm count has shrunk.
02:38:25.000 Penis sizes and ball sizes have shrunk.
02:38:28.000 Testosterone counts have lowered.
02:38:30.000 This is all from what we're consuming?
02:38:31.000 It's all from plastics.
02:38:33.000 Jesus.
02:38:34.000 Yeah, it's terrifying.
02:38:36.000 What's her book called again?
02:38:38.000 I've asked what her book is called a thousand times, and I cannot remember.
02:38:42.000 Countdown.
02:38:42.000 Countdown.
02:38:43.000 How Our Modern World is Threatening Sperm Counts.
02:38:44.000 Jesus.
02:38:45.000 It was a terrifying podcast.
02:38:48.000 She's a wonderful lady.
02:38:49.000 She's really interesting.
02:38:50.000 She's really fun.
02:38:51.000 She has a thing on her Instagram page called The Jizz Quiz, and it's all about showing how people's sperm counts have dropped.
02:39:01.000 Declined.
02:39:02.000 With the introduction of these phthalates.
02:39:04.000 It starts with a P. P-T-H-A-L-A-T-E-S. And it's all plastic, though.
02:39:08.000 Plastics and some of it is from some different environmental pollutants from pesticides.
02:39:14.000 Interesting.
02:39:15.000 But they're radically changing our ability to reproduce and also she thinks it has to do with all these people that are confused about like their sexual orientation or their gender.
02:39:26.000 There's a lot of now.
02:39:28.000 Which might have something to do with it.
02:39:30.000 Because if there is people that are non-binary, if there's a direct relationship between human beings, these petrochemicals and these phthalates, and the shrinking of your taint,
02:39:46.000 the shrinking of your penis and balls, and then people just being confused about sex overall.
02:39:50.000 Like lowering of sperm counts, and then the raising of miscarriage rates.
02:39:57.000 Terrifying shit, man.
02:39:58.000 Yeah.
02:39:59.000 That's something that I would never guess this.
02:40:02.000 Yeah.
02:40:03.000 Why would anybody know this?
02:40:04.000 Well, when she sent the proposal to come on the podcast, my jaw dropped.
02:40:09.000 I was just reading into all the stats, and that was nothing compared to actually talking to her.
02:40:14.000 Goddamn.
02:40:15.000 Yeah, it was scary.
02:40:16.000 It was a scary podcast because you're like, well, where does this end?
02:40:19.000 Like, what happens here?
02:40:21.000 And it keeps declining?
02:40:23.000 Sperm count?
02:40:23.000 And it's very measurable in mammals.
02:40:25.000 Like, this is something they've known.
02:40:27.000 Oh, this is happening in other species.
02:40:28.000 Yeah.
02:40:29.000 You could show it in mammals that if you introduce phthalates into the pregnant female, the baby has a direct reaction to these phthalates.
02:40:41.000 Interesting.
02:40:41.000 Yeah.
02:40:42.000 Wow.
02:40:43.000 We're fucked, Tommy.
02:40:45.000 T-Buns.
02:40:46.000 It's not looking good, buddy.
02:40:47.000 According to this article, just so you know.
02:40:48.000 AI is the secret weapon.
02:40:50.000 Now that we've established the moon photos from the S21 Ultra, most definitely not fake.
02:40:55.000 Okay.
02:40:55.000 How is Samsung pulling off the seemingly impossible?
02:40:59.000 How is the S21 Ultra's 100x zoom taking a photo that bests even a $4,800 camera setup?
02:41:06.000 Simple.
02:41:07.000 AI. Samsung hasn't hidden this fact either.
02:41:09.000 An in-depth look at the S21 Ultra's camera technologies.
02:41:13.000 Samsung says AI super resolution is responsible for producing sharper than the naked eye can see photos at 10x to 100x zoom.
02:41:23.000 Jesus.
02:41:23.000 But what does that mean, though, by using AI? It only does it for like 30 things right now.
02:41:29.000 And I would argue like going into this, the moon to everyone in the world looks about the same, you know, depending on light sources.
02:41:35.000 So they could use that one example as a base to be like, where are you?
02:41:40.000 What does it look like?
02:41:41.000 What can we fix in a pixel to make it look a little bit better?
02:41:44.000 Right.
02:41:44.000 They're not replacing it.
02:41:45.000 But when you're taking the photo of the moon, something's being done in the camera's technology?
02:41:51.000 In the phone, because it knows you're taking a picture of the moon, though.
02:41:55.000 That enhances it.
02:41:56.000 Correct.
02:41:57.000 But in what way?
02:41:58.000 Is that actually my photo, or is it some fuckery?
02:42:04.000 So there's some new stuff going on right now.
02:42:06.000 I've been getting some advertisements for some very good AI software to fix blurry photos.
02:42:12.000 Like photos I've taken 10 years ago that are blurry, I can fix now and make them look not blurry.
02:42:17.000 Wow.
02:42:18.000 Which is pretty hard to do.
02:42:20.000 Yeah, it seems like it.
02:42:21.000 You know, through manipulating some pixels, it's not really that hard to do.
02:42:25.000 Here it says, once the camera detects and identifies the image as a certain scene, for example, the moon, then offers a detail enhancing function by reducing blurs and noises.
02:42:33.000 Additionally, in low light, high zoom situations, our super resolution processing is happening.
02:42:54.000 It sounds a lot like this is a very crude explanation of what's happening in a deepfake.
02:42:59.000 Yeah.
02:43:01.000 Yeah.
02:43:01.000 It's deepfaking your moon photo with the moon.
02:43:04.000 Yeah.
02:43:05.000 Do you see the one where they put me on the Taliban?
02:43:07.000 Yes.
02:43:09.000 It's crazy.
02:43:10.000 It's crazy.
02:43:10.000 It's crazy how good it is, man.
02:43:12.000 It really is.
02:43:13.000 That Tom Cruise one?
02:43:14.000 Oh, that one's insane.
02:43:15.000 That's insane.
02:43:16.000 And that guy who does the impression of Tom Cruise is amazing.
02:43:20.000 That's why, because he looks like Tom Cruise.
02:43:21.000 So if you're defaking the moon of a moon photo...
02:43:25.000 Are you then deepfaking it?
02:43:27.000 Because it's the moon.
02:43:29.000 It is the moon.
02:43:30.000 The problem with using an Android phone all the time is that they're just scooping up information from you.
02:43:38.000 Like, everything you do gets tracked.
02:43:42.000 Everything you do gets sold to advertisers.
02:43:44.000 Apple is way better about that.
02:43:46.000 But now, Apple, this is a thing that Edward Snowden's been talking about on Twitter a lot.
02:43:52.000 Apple is...
02:43:54.000 About to or may be considering releasing.
02:43:57.000 They haven't done it yet, but what they're going to do is they're going to be able to go into your phone to look for images of child pornography.
02:44:08.000 So you'd say, well that's good, I don't want these child porn people to be able to, but the problem is they have access to your photos.
02:44:17.000 That means they can go into your photos and look for things.
02:44:21.000 Yeah.
02:44:22.000 And that's a slippery slope.
02:44:24.000 It seems like a real slippery slope.
02:44:26.000 Real slippery slope.
02:44:27.000 Not only that, what if you have a picture of your son showing his asshole to you?
02:44:31.000 Right.
02:44:31.000 Right?
02:44:32.000 Like, what if your son comes in here and he goes, and you're like, listen, you little fucker, you're going to think this is funny one day.
02:44:36.000 Yeah.
02:44:37.000 And you take a picture, and then all of a sudden, you're in court.
02:44:40.000 Right.
02:44:40.000 And you're like, Tom, why do you have a picture of your son's asshole?
02:44:43.000 And then you tell the story that you told on this podcast when we think it's hilarious.
02:44:46.000 The judge is laughing, but he's like, I still got to fucking...
02:44:49.000 Yeah.
02:44:49.000 Sorry, you got to go to jail forever.
02:44:51.000 Yeah.
02:44:52.000 Apple in a document published on Friday detailed how it has used machine learning and enhancements to introduce significantly improved people recognition in iOS 15, including in situations when a face isn't clearly visible.
02:45:04.000 Can use their upper bodies to identify people.
02:45:07.000 So it's in the iOS 15 update as well.
02:45:09.000 Jesus, man.
02:45:10.000 Because that's going to be on the new phone.
02:45:11.000 Right, but that's not what they're concerned with.
02:45:14.000 We're concerned with, yeah.
02:45:16.000 This is in addition to, this is part of like, I had that concern with things like this that this software can do already.
02:45:23.000 Right, like where it already, like, if I have pictures of Tom in my phone, it'll show me all the pictures that I have of you.
02:45:30.000 Right.
02:45:31.000 It already has that.
02:45:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:45:32.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:45:33.000 It's been doing that on my, like, pictures I've taken of you from past concerts.
02:45:38.000 People in the audience are showing up like, hey, they're in your photo five times.
02:45:42.000 I'm like, that's fucking weird.
02:45:44.000 Do I have to turn this off?
02:45:46.000 Oh.
02:45:47.000 Yeah.
02:45:48.000 That is weird.
02:45:48.000 The scary thing to me is the child porn thing.
02:45:51.000 It's not scary that they're going to catch child porn people.
02:45:54.000 That's great.
02:45:55.000 I love that.
02:45:56.000 But what's scary to me is, like, what's to stop people from putting it on someone's phone?
02:46:03.000 What's to stop someone from using that to access all sorts of other things into someone's phone?
02:46:10.000 Are we just accepting that every time you take a photo, the government gets to see your photos?
02:46:18.000 That's fucking true.
02:46:18.000 Not only that, the problem with the whole term government is they're just people.
02:46:24.000 And some of them are awesome, and some of them are pieces of shit.
02:46:28.000 And that's just across the board with all human beings.
02:46:32.000 You can't give them that kind of power.
02:46:35.000 That's where things get crazy.
02:46:36.000 Yeah.
02:46:37.000 And this is the problem that people are having with all these new pandemic laws and restrictions.
02:46:42.000 It's not that we don't need to protect people.
02:46:45.000 It's that you're giving people the power to have control over other people.
02:46:50.000 Like, we're seeing what the fuck is happening in Australia.
02:46:53.000 Australia has traded in a pandemic state for a police state.
02:46:58.000 Now, Australia is like, it's wild what's going on over there now.
02:47:02.000 They have, like, camps.
02:47:04.000 They take people and put people in fucking camps.
02:47:07.000 When you get caught with COVID, they're separating people from their parents.
02:47:10.000 Even that enforced quarantine when you arrive is pretty fucking wild.
02:47:16.000 It's wild.
02:47:17.000 My friend's girlfriend, Australian, went home, and she was like, you just get taken to a hotel.
02:47:23.000 They choose the hotel, put you in the room, and they put food outside the door.
02:47:29.000 Yeah.
02:47:30.000 You just get stuck in your room.
02:47:31.000 But they're like, if you leave the room...
02:47:34.000 Yeah, you're fucked.
02:47:35.000 You go to jail.
02:47:35.000 You're fucked.
02:47:36.000 Well, do you see what's going on in Paris?
02:47:37.000 In Paris, they're forcing people to get vaccinated.
02:47:40.000 If you don't get vaccinated, you can't go to restaurants, you can't do anything.
02:47:44.000 So people are protesting against it.
02:47:46.000 There's protests in the streets.
02:47:47.000 Well, some woman got chased down by the police because she went to a mall and she tried to shop without being vaccinated.
02:47:55.000 They chase her down and tackle her and beat her.
02:47:58.000 Fuck.
02:47:59.000 There's a video of it.
02:48:00.000 See if you can find the video.
02:48:02.000 Goddamn.
02:48:02.000 It's crazy.
02:48:03.000 These cops tackle this woman and they're beating her because she tried to shop unvaccinated.
02:48:10.000 Goddamn.
02:48:11.000 Yeah.
02:48:13.000 That's intense.
02:48:14.000 Well, what's intense is there's no logic to it.
02:48:17.000 Like, what if that woman, as we talked about before, recovered from COVID and has a 6 to 13 times stronger protection from the Delta variant than someone who's vaccinated, and they're still tackling her and beating her because they want compliance?
02:48:33.000 It's not a law that makes sense.
02:48:35.000 No.
02:48:35.000 Because it's one thing if they said, look, you have to show antibodies or show proof of previous infection or vaccination.
02:48:44.000 Well, then you could kind of make the argument they're protecting people.
02:48:48.000 But really, what we need is more testing.
02:48:51.000 You need the ability to test people on a regular basis that's accurate.
02:48:54.000 Well, definitely doing this is nuts.
02:48:56.000 It's a crazy video, man.
02:48:58.000 Holy shit.
02:48:59.000 Yeah.
02:48:59.000 Well, people are protesting.
02:49:00.000 Yeah, they're literally like riot cops.
02:49:03.000 And they hold this lady down, and they're fucking hitting her with sticks, man.
02:49:07.000 They're beating the shit out of this lady.
02:49:09.000 And it's crazy, man.
02:49:11.000 This is for shopping unvaccinated?
02:49:12.000 Yeah, for shopping unvaccinated.
02:49:14.000 According to the tweet, though, so.
02:49:16.000 But, yeah.
02:49:17.000 Yeah, right.
02:49:17.000 It could be.
02:49:18.000 It could be something else.
02:49:19.000 That's the truth, right?
02:49:20.000 Yeah, but apparently it's been verified.
02:49:23.000 It's not taken down or anything and there's no other info with it.
02:49:25.000 No, I'm 90% sure that that's what this is.
02:49:28.000 Because this has been verified.
02:49:31.000 They're fucking her up, dude.
02:49:32.000 They fucked her up, dude, with sticks.
02:49:34.000 I mean, they're using those batons.
02:49:36.000 It's like...
02:49:36.000 The problem is power.
02:49:39.000 The problem is when you put in a law...
02:49:43.000 Dude, that is like fucking SWAT team.
02:49:45.000 It's Orwellian.
02:49:46.000 It's scary shit.
02:49:47.000 Because if you put in a law and you say you cannot violate this law, and then you make people enforce that law.
02:49:53.000 Well, the cops are going to do what they're supposed to do.
02:49:56.000 What they're supposed to do is go chase the people down that are violating the law.
02:50:00.000 Those cops are ordered to do that.
02:50:02.000 Exactly, which is so fucked.
02:50:04.000 It's fucked across the board.
02:50:06.000 Oh my god.
02:50:06.000 Yeah, it's not good.
02:50:08.000 But this is what people who are libertarians and people that are very concerned about, you know, past history of these kind of tyrannical laws and draconian measures, this is what they're worried about.
02:50:19.000 Is this just human nature when you tell people that they can't do a certain thing and then you have to enforce that.
02:50:26.000 Well, how do you enforce it?
02:50:26.000 You enforce it with force.
02:50:28.000 Yeah.
02:50:28.000 Yeah.
02:50:29.000 That was scary.
02:50:29.000 Scary shit, man.
02:50:31.000 Yeah.
02:50:32.000 Goddamn.
02:50:34.000 Yeah.
02:50:35.000 That's why when people say, you know, Texas is crazy for not having mandates.
02:50:39.000 No, no.
02:50:40.000 They're not telling you you can't wear a mask.
02:50:42.000 They're not telling you shouldn't get vaccinated.
02:50:43.000 What they're saying is the government is not going to force you to do anything.
02:50:48.000 That's good.
02:50:49.000 What's bad is what's happening in New York City when they're forcing people.
02:50:53.000 So now you have these business owners that are like, well, I have to stay open.
02:50:57.000 You're telling me that you're not even installing a logical position.
02:51:02.000 It's not even a logical law.
02:51:04.000 If it was a logical law, you'd say you have to be tested to come in here.
02:51:07.000 Right.
02:51:07.000 Because that's the only thing that really protects people.
02:51:09.000 But the criticism on Texas is, too, that like...
02:51:12.000 By banning any type of mandate that they're basically not letting a place say you have to wear masks to come in here.
02:51:21.000 I think it's okay to do that, though.
02:51:23.000 I think a business is still allowed to do that.
02:51:26.000 Are they?
02:51:26.000 I think a business is allowed.
02:51:28.000 A school is not, though, right?
02:51:29.000 I don't know.
02:51:30.000 I don't think a school can.
02:51:31.000 My kids have to wear masks when they go to school.
02:51:34.000 Yeah, my kids wear masks at school.
02:51:35.000 I don't think that's the case.
02:51:36.000 I don't think that they're stopping people from instituting their own regulations for whatever business they have.
02:51:44.000 Let's make sure that's true.
02:51:47.000 I think, like, if you have a restaurant, you can force people to have a mask if they want to enter into your restaurant.
02:51:53.000 I don't think you're allowed to have a vaccine mandate.
02:51:58.000 I think that is a different ballgame.
02:51:59.000 That's different.
02:52:00.000 That's different.
02:52:01.000 But I think you're allowed to enforce masks.
02:52:04.000 I've seen places that say you have to wear a mask.
02:52:06.000 Yeah, a private business, right?
02:52:08.000 Yeah, I've gone to private businesses that make you...
02:52:09.000 Yeah, private businesses can, at state and local places, that would be differences.
02:52:16.000 Yeah, but you can still do it if you want to.
02:52:19.000 If you want to, yeah.
02:52:19.000 But what they're concerned, which is so ironic because this is the place where they're not concerned about interrupting a woman's reproductive rights or her right to choose.
02:52:32.000 Such a fucking wacky time, Tommy Bunz.
02:52:35.000 It's wacky, man.
02:52:36.000 I'd rather be here, though.
02:52:39.000 I'd rather be here during this wackiness.
02:52:40.000 It seems like a more reasonable wackiness.
02:52:42.000 Other than the abortion law, which is horrible, it seems like a more reasonable wackiness.
02:52:49.000 Yeah, I mean, it's pick your wackiness when it comes to this shit now.
02:52:53.000 How do we get out of this?
02:52:55.000 How does this country pull out of this?
02:52:59.000 I was just talking about the thing that I felt like changed so much over the course of my life was that, I mean, it was true that I was younger, so maybe I didn't have the right perspective on it.
02:53:10.000 But I felt like it used to be that people disagreed and they were like, well, all right.
02:53:14.000 And now you have to have contempt and hatred for who you don't agree with.
02:53:22.000 I think that's Trump.
02:53:23.000 I really do.
02:53:24.000 I think having Trump as president just broke people.
02:53:27.000 And then it became you have to fight against that.
02:53:29.000 Pick sides.
02:53:29.000 Yeah.
02:53:30.000 You have to pick sides and you have to fight against that at all costs.
02:53:32.000 He definitely had that effect.
02:53:34.000 I mean...
02:53:35.000 Yeah.
02:53:35.000 He likes...
02:53:37.000 He's a vindictive guy.
02:53:39.000 Yeah.
02:53:39.000 And he likes the...
02:53:41.000 It'll be interesting to see what happens in 2024. Because, you know, he's all fired up.
02:53:47.000 At least, you know, we're still a ways away from it.
02:53:49.000 But...
02:53:50.000 Talking about running again.
02:53:52.000 And then you'll actually have, for the first time, well, obviously, people will be running against him who were, like, big Trump people, who will have to trash him.
02:54:00.000 It's the nature of the primaries.
02:54:02.000 Right.
02:54:03.000 In terms of, like, right-wing people?
02:54:04.000 Well, I mean, like, Nikki Haley and DeSantis, who were, like, well, Haley one time in the administration, DeSantis, like, big Trump guy, is going to be running against him.
02:54:13.000 Unless Trump and DeSantis team up.
02:54:15.000 In which case...
02:54:17.000 That might be a fucking shoo-in.
02:54:19.000 Yeah?
02:54:19.000 Because you've got to remember, Biden is still deteriorating.
02:54:23.000 He's not going to get better over the next three years.
02:54:26.000 But do you think he even entertains the idea of running again?
02:54:28.000 It's a good question.
02:54:29.000 But if he doesn't, Kamala Harris is not going to win.
02:54:31.000 She's definitely not going to win.
02:54:32.000 They're hiding her.
02:54:33.000 Yeah.
02:54:33.000 When was the last time you even saw her talk?
02:54:35.000 No, I haven't.
02:54:37.000 She has the lowest approval rating of any vice president over the last 50 years.
02:54:42.000 Yeah, it's really interesting.
02:54:43.000 It's really interesting because there's not one thing that you can point to that she's done that's a tremendous error.
02:54:49.000 No, but this goes down to that whole thing of...
02:54:52.000 Remember, they said it during the W. Bush years.
02:54:57.000 I always heard the term or the expression, people vote for who they want to have a beer with.
02:55:01.000 And I think it becomes like a personality thing.
02:55:05.000 People must strongly dislike her personality.
02:55:08.000 I don't know.
02:55:09.000 I don't know what the reason is for her disapproval.
02:55:12.000 But it's curious, right?
02:55:14.000 Why do you dislike her that much?
02:55:16.000 Were her approval ratings so low?
02:55:19.000 Right, because there's not a thing that you can point to other than that laugh.
02:55:23.000 Yeah.
02:55:23.000 The fucking laugh that she does whenever someone corners her on something.
02:55:26.000 She laughs at it and pretends it's ridiculous.
02:55:28.000 Maybe that's it.
02:55:29.000 Maybe that's it.
02:55:30.000 That just goes back to personality.
02:55:32.000 Yeah.
02:55:34.000 Fuck.
02:55:35.000 Fuck.
02:55:36.000 I just wish there was like something that stood, like some person that stood out where you're like, that's our guy or that's our woman.
02:55:43.000 Like, there we go.
02:55:44.000 She's going to pull us out of this.
02:55:46.000 It always amazes me.
02:55:47.000 Like, even coming up on the last election, where you go, like, in this country that has so much innovation, brilliant minds, amazing people, that you look at your pool, who to choose from, and you're like, this is the fucking pool?
02:56:01.000 This fucking JV squad is who we're fucking picking from?
02:56:05.000 Yeah.
02:56:06.000 Like, you don't see more, like, the best of the best.
02:56:12.000 I don't know, buddy.
02:56:13.000 I don't know, man.
02:56:14.000 I don't know.
02:56:15.000 Hey, what'd you think of my arm photos that I showed you backstage?
02:56:19.000 Oh, boy.
02:56:21.000 Oh, boy.
02:56:22.000 Tommy Buns showed me these photos that look like he got attacked by a werewolf.
02:56:26.000 Literally, it looked like he got shot through the arm by a.50 caliber.
02:56:30.000 It really does.
02:56:31.000 There were huge holes.
02:56:33.000 And then when you showed me how the guy's making your nerves go...
02:56:36.000 It's crazy, right?
02:56:37.000 How's it feel now?
02:56:38.000 Well, I'm almost nine weeks out, so I got cleared to...
02:56:44.000 I can now pick up five pounds.
02:56:46.000 I can't extend still.
02:56:47.000 But it seems like it's moving better than it was before.
02:56:49.000 Oh, it's definitely better.
02:56:50.000 It's definitely better.
02:56:51.000 It's not better than before the operation.
02:56:53.000 Give a shout-out to your doctor.
02:56:54.000 Who's that gentleman?
02:56:55.000 Dr. Mitchell Suruya.
02:56:56.000 Brilliant guy.
02:56:57.000 Yeah.
02:56:58.000 Brilliant guy at Cedars.
02:56:59.000 Amazing.
02:56:59.000 He took the nerve from the underside, pushed it through, and connected it to a nerve here on the forearm.
02:57:09.000 It's wild.
02:57:09.000 And he did an interview with me.
02:57:11.000 Oh, on your podcast?
02:57:13.000 No.
02:57:13.000 I went back to LA and filmed a segment with him where we show the photos and videos that's going to be on my live show, my next live show.
02:57:20.000 Oh, wow.
02:57:21.000 That we're doing live from the Paramount Theater here.
02:57:24.000 See, that's the one I'm going to be out of town for.
02:57:27.000 I want to do one of your live shows so bad.
02:57:29.000 Do the one in November.
02:57:30.000 Fuck yeah.
02:57:31.000 Yeah?
02:57:31.000 Yeah, if I'm home.
02:57:32.000 The whole thing is just like schedule-wise.
02:57:34.000 I'll give you the date.
02:57:34.000 If you can do it, you do it.
02:57:35.000 Please.
02:57:36.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:57:36.000 I love that you're doing that.
02:57:38.000 It's so fun.
02:57:38.000 Your Mom's House Live is one of the best innovations to come out of the pandemic.
02:57:42.000 I think it's a brilliant idea.
02:57:43.000 The fact that you have these completely wild, uncensored videos...
02:57:47.000 We have live shit on that one.
02:57:50.000 I can't say what it is, but people doing crazy shit live on stage that's going to be streaming live.
02:57:56.000 Oh my god.
02:57:57.000 I can't imagine.
02:57:59.000 Music.
02:57:59.000 Czarface is performing live.
02:58:01.000 Yeah, it's going to be a nutty show.
02:58:03.000 It's an amazing idea.
02:58:05.000 It's beautiful that you set up this infrastructure, too, where you can have these completely live shows that people pay for.
02:58:13.000 You do a pay-per-view thing.
02:58:16.000 Ten bucks.
02:58:17.000 It's great, it's reasonable, and it's a really good show.
02:58:20.000 I know how much time you spend producing it.
02:58:23.000 You hired real producers.
02:58:25.000 We have a whole team.
02:58:27.000 And then for that one, we are hiring a whole second camera op team.
02:58:31.000 So it'll be like a five, six camera shoot.
02:58:34.000 And in that theater, it's different when you do, like we used to do it from the studio, which we'll still do again.
02:58:39.000 But when you do it for a live audience, then you get like another level of energy.
02:58:44.000 Gosh.
02:58:45.000 It's a brilliant idea, man.
02:58:46.000 And this is one of the cool things that has come out of the pandemic is that when Bert decided to innovate and do a drive-in movie show.
02:58:54.000 Incredible.
02:58:54.000 Yeah, all these different things that have happened where people have just said, you know what?
02:58:58.000 Let's figure our way around this.
02:59:00.000 We adapted.
02:59:01.000 It's genius.
02:59:02.000 Yeah.
02:59:03.000 We're really excited about it, man.
02:59:04.000 Well, and tell people when is that?
02:59:05.000 This next one is September 22nd.
02:59:09.000 And if you go to livestream.ymhstudios.com, that's the ticket place.
02:59:14.000 And it'll be streaming live.
02:59:15.000 So it'll be, a live audience will be there, and then it'll be streaming live, and then you can watch it for, uh...
02:59:20.000 There it is.
02:59:20.000 Yeah.
02:59:21.000 Your mom's house six.
02:59:22.000 Podcast live taping.
02:59:23.000 Yeah.
02:59:24.000 It'll be nutty, man.
02:59:25.000 It'll be real crazy.
02:59:26.000 All right.
02:59:27.000 Let's wrap this bitch up.
02:59:28.000 Let's do it, man.
02:59:28.000 It was fun.
02:59:29.000 All right, my brother.
02:59:29.000 Thank you so much.
02:59:30.000 Of course.
02:59:30.000 Always great to see you.
02:59:31.000 Always good to see you, man.
02:59:31.000 Fun times.
02:59:32.000 Yeah, man.
02:59:33.000 Fellow COVID survivors.
02:59:35.000 The three of us in this room.
02:59:36.000 Yes.
02:59:37.000 All right.
02:59:37.000 We did it.
02:59:38.000 Bye, everybody.