Comedian Chris Rock was one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. He was in the late 90s, early 2000s, and still holds the record for the most number of comedy specials he ever did. Chris Rock is a legend in his own right, but what was even more amazing about him is that he was so humble and humble in his approach to comedy. He didn't care what other people thought of him, he only cared about himself. And that's a rare quality in a comedian. We're here to talk about Chris Rock, and we'll talk about why he's one of our favorite comedians, and why you should be jealous of the people who got to see him in his prime. If you're not a Chris Rock fan, you're in for a treat, because we're talking about him on this episode of Two Bears, One K. Tom and I talk about how Chris Rock changed comedy forever, and how important it is to remember who he really is, and what he meant to us, and the impact he had on the comedy world. This episode is a must-listen, because you'll never get any better than this. Enjoy, and don't forget to share it with your friends, family, and family! CHEERS, BABY! XOXO, JUICY. - Tom & BOB & JOB - BOB AND BOB - P.S. - THE PODCASTLE - THE FUTURE OF KELLY'SZN'S BABOUT THIS EPISODE OF THE FOREVER BEST COMEDCAST AND FASTEST COMEDIBLE COMEDY COMEDUCATION AND TALKING ABOUT CHICK-O CHOCKEES AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER? - CHEER AND GOSCH-OCHO CHOOT CHOODLE - BECAUSE IT'S AVAILABLE ON ALL OF THEM'S THE BEST AND THE BEST THINGS YOU'LL EVER TALK ABOUT THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENEDIBLE AND THEY'RE TOTALLY GOOD AND MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE THAN THAT AND MORE! - JOKAY? CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO OUR SWEARING THIS AND MORE AND MORE ON OUR OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA AND OTHER THAN YOU'RE GETTING AN IDEA AND MORE IN OUR FACEBOOK GROUP AND INSTAGRAM AND FACEBOOK AND LINKS TO SUBSCRIBE AND OTHER LINKED TO OUR SOCIALS AND LINKED IN OUR PODCARD AND TWEET AND OTHERTHING LIKE THAT AND OTHER SOCIETY?
00:00:13.000I don't remember the bit either, but there's a few bits that you go as a comic.
00:00:19.000I was just talking with Joe Coy about this, where you get inspired by the comics, where you go, God damn, man, I'm not working hard enough.
00:04:12.000He goes, one night in Chicago, as usual, I was the headliner, and on this night, my opening act was an up-and-coming comic named Martin Lawrence.
00:05:11.000I would watch him and I was like, this guy is hitting some crazy RPMs.
00:05:17.000You know, if you have a sports car, like 8,000 RPMs is crazy.
00:05:20.000Some of them go to 9. Some of them are like...
00:05:22.000You're like, how long can you go at that RPM? Like, Martin Lawrence was on this wild RPM where he was crushing so hard, but then he had a bunch of issues.
00:05:37.000And then he had a show, Martin, and then he had a bunch of issues.
00:05:41.000You know, he had like a breakdown, right?
00:06:56.000There's a lot of those just what they do guys that never get to that level.
00:07:00.000What separates a guy like that You know from a guy who's just a funny dude that we all know that we hang around with at the store There's always a guy who's just like really good and they go on stage They're really good, but they never figure out how to like get to a place like those guys What's the difference with the difference for me?
00:07:18.000I mean I know for a fact my difference is when I saw Chris Rock they talk about how he trained for a special I was like, oh, yeah, that's that he would bring in comics and pay them to watch his set and give him notes and He was working in collaboration with other people.
00:07:34.000He had a group of peers and he would throw his ideas at them and say, you know, what do you think about it?
00:08:16.000I'm a Martin Lawrence fan, up and down.
00:08:19.000Listen, dude, I'm telling you, I am too, but I just think it's hard to be that good.
00:08:23.000I think there's something about being that good as a guitarist, or something to be that good as a tennis player, or a bike rider, whatever the fuck you are.
00:08:32.000I was just talking to a friend of mine about Tour de France.
00:08:37.000And about Lance Armstrong, like how crazy you have to be to be that good?
00:08:41.000Like to be that good against other people who are just like you?
00:08:44.000Like you have to be so goddamn driven that you're better than all these other insanely driven motherfuckers.
00:08:51.000Like you're dealing with like insane RPMs, man.
00:09:41.000My heroes are always the flawed dudes like Pryor, Belushi, Farley, John Daly, like the guys that are just, the golfer by the way, but like the guys are always flawed.
00:09:53.000I know one of the things you do is really important to you is being disciplined.
00:10:11.000It's one of those things like if you want to try your best to be a balanced person, you've got to investigate all the different aspects of your interests and your personality.
00:11:03.000I can keep going forever, but they're unique people that bring a perspective that I go, oh, wow.
00:11:08.000Like now I can see things in a light that I didn't see before.
00:11:12.000But I feel like, as a person, it's important to encounter all sorts of different perspectives, like the pacifist perspective as well as the warrior's perspective.
00:11:23.000I want to talk to a person who doesn't even want to eat meat.
00:11:46.000I don't know if you should only eat fruit, but my point is I want to talk to as many fucking humans as possible that give me more insight, not just to them, but also to me.
00:11:58.000I think the more weird people you talk to or the more things that people admit to you, the more you start to think about your own self.
00:12:05.000And that's when I start thinking about really judgmental people and really angry people and really bitter and shitty people.
00:13:09.000It's a fine line between letting yourself shine and then humbling yourself for a place that maybe isn't the right place.
00:13:16.000I think instead of letting yourself, doing your best, doing your best, but recognizing that your best is always going to be imperfect because you're a human, so you're going to stumble.
00:13:43.000If they don't trust you, if you're not honest, if they don't trust what you're saying to be how you really feel, they're not going to listen.
00:13:50.000There's too many other people to listen to.
00:14:37.000Don't just be defined by these cultural perspectives on how long you're expected to live and where you're supposed to be at various stages of your life.
00:14:45.000Whether it's 40 or 50 or 60. Just be free.
00:14:50.000I got into a conversation and someone was trying to explain, they were trying to tell me what my brand was, and I was like, I don't know if, and I correct, I didn't correct, I don't know whatever the fuck I said, but I was like, brand is a lazy term for authenticity.
00:15:05.000If you want to say authenticity, I'll try to be as authentic as I am.
00:15:08.000Like, I know what I like, I know what I dig, I like flip flops, I make my own flip flops.
00:16:17.000But brand is a lazy term for authenticity.
00:16:20.000When we say cooler, it's not cooled, ladies and gentlemen.
00:16:23.000It maintains the temperature of the brisket and allows it to slowly come to a resting point, right?
00:16:28.000Yeah, you got to break through that...
00:16:30.000That's some wild shit that they figured out that you should put it in a cooler after you're done cooking it for 10 minutes before you serve it up.
00:17:25.000There's an art, like if someone brings you a roasted beet salad and those beets are just perfectly warmed up, like, oh, you fucking nailed it.
00:17:43.000Your tongue chases the brisket around your mouth because it starts crumbling and your tongue's going like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you guys going?
00:18:08.000These people are artists, and they've been around forever.
00:18:11.000The Salt Lake was the place that we used to come around here.
00:18:14.000If we were performing here, we'd perform here, and then we'd park out there in the night, in their parking lot, and then wake up and go have barbecue in the morning.
00:18:36.000And then go in, grab a growler from someone, throw it on the back of your wrist, glug, glug, glug, murder food, pass out on the tour bus, and head out to Houston.
00:18:44.000Do they have the sausage, the jalapeno sausage?
00:18:47.000Dude, when you look at that rig they have with the chain link fence and they raise it and lower it.
00:18:55.000It's amazing the patience, that people had the patience to slow smoke things.
00:19:21.000They have people at Terry Blacks that are working there through the night, just flipping over briskets.
00:19:26.000They got legal pads like this, and they're writing down which brisket going in at what time, and when they put the wraps on them, when they put the butcher paper on them.
00:20:04.000Caves or huts did not have a chimney, so they'd be very smoky once the fire was discovered.
00:20:09.000It is believed that the early cavemen would hang meat to dry in their homes and then accidentally discovered that the smoke would give the meat a different flavor.
00:20:19.000Plus, it also helped to preserve the meat better.
00:20:23.000That completely makes sense, doesn't it?
00:20:26.000Later on, the process of smoking would be combined with the pre-curing the meat with a salty brine or simply salt.
00:20:34.000Do you know they used to go to war for salt?
00:22:40.000And Portugal's a fascinating place to me because it took all the good property on Spain, but apparently what was good property at the time was that inside the nook area.
00:22:59.000But Portugal has all the outside, so it's all the fishing, all the And they were on that coast, and they would go down, they'd go to a king, they'd be like, bring out all your daughters, we're gonna, we wanna fuck them.
00:23:13.000And they'd be like, or we'll kill your entire village.
00:23:15.000So the king would show up his daughters, they'd then take his daughters, they'd then shit in his mouth, put pork on a stick, shove it down his throat, then send him home.
00:23:44.000I know the shit with the stick and the pork is 100% real and the daughter is shit and then send them back and then they just kill the motherfucker.
00:23:58.000They just need to be driven by whatever external forces, whatever ideas, whatever ideology, or whatever necessity.
00:24:07.000If they have starving children at home, if they feel like they've been invaded by foreigners that have ill intention, if they feel like their life is on the line, people get darker and darker depending upon how much pressure they feel under to defend themselves.
00:24:23.000If you put people in a situation Where people are just at each other's throats.
00:24:28.000People are capable of stuff that's completely out of character.
00:24:31.000And I'm not equating this with murder and killing, but I'm equating this to how many people have you seen that are calling for unvaccinated people to not even be treated in hospitals?
00:25:00.000There's a lot of people that have done this.
00:25:01.000But I don't want to name any names, but there's a lot of people who've either made light of this or have sought out other people that have similar opinions and tried to get them on their side and say together, we need to deny these people medical treatment.
00:25:18.000We need to make these people feel bad.
00:25:22.000But they don't do that with anything else when it comes to health.
00:25:25.000They don't do that with people that are overweight.
00:25:26.000They don't do that with people who smoke.
00:25:28.000They don't do that with people who take drugs.
00:25:30.000It's the one thing that they feel like they should be actively shaming people for.
00:25:36.000And it gets very confusing because when people get mean like that and they say that people should be denied treatment in hospitals, Only because they're not vaccinated, and you don't say that about anything else,
00:25:52.000I got to say, I don't know how you're thinking.
00:25:54.000If you don't say that about obesity, you don't say that about alcohol abuse, smoking, only this decision.
00:26:01.000This decision to not get vaccinated is the one that...
00:26:05.000And you go, well, that's because they put everybody else in danger.
00:27:08.000Some people feel like that's what you have to do, but I feel like we've got to be very resistant, very hesitant, and we have to resist this idea of declaring other human beings as the other.
00:27:20.000Because it's a real instinct that a lot of us have.
00:27:24.000So real instinct that we have when we're dealing with people that root for other teams, like people in Philadelphia are notorious for beating the fuck out of like teams that like fans come from somewhere else to Philadelphia and root for the wrong team and people in Philly will beat the shit out of them.
00:27:39.000But it's like that kind of thinking Is a human way of thinking.
00:27:44.000And you can think it's like, I'm not like those thugs in Philadelphia, but you are.
00:27:50.000And when you're tribal and you want to show everyone how committed you are to your tribe, a lot of times you'll be the person that attacks the other tribe.
00:29:26.000Maybe you think that people who are really hungry and poor should have access to food because it's not that difficult for cities to provide that, right?
00:29:43.000You think that people should be educated and it'd be wonderful if people had an open mind, but you also want to protect businesses.
00:29:51.000You want to recognize that it's very difficult to keep a business afloat and people have to make hard choices and they have to fucking keep a fast pace for everybody's benefit.
00:30:00.000There's a lot of variables and you also agree that some people that run businesses are crooks and they're mean.
00:30:06.000They don't treat their employees right.
00:30:10.000There's a lot of variables to being a person and when we break it down to just left versus right, We get caught up in these fucking tribes with the Dolphins versus the Eagles.
00:30:20.000It's like some shit happens where we get stuck on teams and it's fucking dangerous and we don't recognize it.
00:30:27.000We think it's just a normal part of being a person where you're attacking all the people that are on CNN. Look at how dumb they are.
00:30:33.000Or you're attacking all the people on Fox News.
00:30:35.000They're talking shit about the vaccine but they're all vaccinated.
00:30:40.000It's way better off if we just agree to abandon everything that's connected to teams and just focus on what do we need to do?
00:30:49.000What do we need to do to get everything back on track?
00:30:52.000We don't need a fucking gang war between goofy ideologies.
00:33:16.000There was a study that recently came out that showed that for teenage boys, it could be more dangerous to get the vaccine than it is to get COVID. Really?
00:33:57.000U.S. researchers say teenagers are more likely to get vaccine-related myocarditis than end up in the hospital with COVID. Now this is in The Guardian.
00:34:20.000It says most children who experience rare side effect had symptoms within days of the second shot of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, though a similar side effect is seen in the Moderna jab.
00:34:31.000About 86% of the boys affected required some hospital care, the author said.
00:34:39.000The thing is, young people, for whatever reason, in this disease, it seems to be a fact that young people, statistically speaking, are better at recovering from it.
00:35:14.000So we should be better at figuring out how to test these young people regularly and then figure out what's the best treatment for the people that are in danger that are around them, whether they're vaccinated or whether they're unvaccinated.
00:35:27.000But the idea of jabbing all these young kids with these spectacular immune systems, it's like, I don't know.
00:35:35.000If you read that, you go, I don't know what we're doing here.
00:36:26.000Do you remember that moment where you're like, what the fuck is this?
00:36:30.000My dad bought me a computer, and I brought a computer back to my house, and I plugged it in, and we hooked it to the internet, and everyone gambled in college, and the sport lines came up.
00:36:41.000I remember thinking, so I got this one thing for the sport lines?
00:36:44.000And then they were like, and then my teacher said, so your project tonight is to go home, take your article, cut and paste it, and then email it to me.
00:40:33.000And he got us like, and then he would say, open up a MySpace Athens, MySpace, a Burt Kreischer Athens, Burt Kreischer Augusta, Burt Kreischer Charlottesville.
00:40:44.000And so you'd open these different ones.
00:40:45.000And I had more followers on these one MySpaces than I had on my regular one.
00:41:28.000But when I was at a dentist's office, I was sitting on the couch waiting to get in, and I was reading in one of the People magazines, there was an article about Dane Cook, and it said, Dane Cook, I think at the time, it was a quarter million Myspace followers.
00:42:01.000He was the pioneer in internet marketing and internet rebranding and selling whoever the fuck you are, getting your comedy out there, getting your...
00:43:11.000But it was that I loved hearing his hard work ethic, but I always felt like hard work for the average guy, there's a lot of guys that bust their ass and they don't move forward.
00:43:23.000You got to acknowledge your luck sometimes.
00:43:25.000And I just said in these Instagram posts, I want to hear about your luck.
00:43:28.000I want to hear about the luck that you had, right?
00:43:30.000Not realizing in doing what he does, Just how hard he works.
00:43:37.000And I've had a small taste of what he does, like where you do a movie and you do a tour and you do all that, and you have a TV show and you have a book or whatever, and I was like, oh, I didn't realize how hard he actually worked.
00:45:11.000But I was having a hard time validating my own success and I was like, I know I'm lucky.
00:45:18.000I need him to acknowledge he's lucky because I wasn't willing to admit I never wanted anyone to think I worked hard, because I was like, that takes the recipe out of the cake, you know?
00:45:28.000I get how you would say that, and I get why you would think that, but it's a waste of time.
00:45:33.000It's a waste of time wanting someone to admit they're lucky.
00:45:35.000Like, if you can see that there's some fortune in how they got to who they are, just let them say it.
00:45:42.000If they don't want to say it, who gives a shit?
00:46:19.000But my advice to anybody, like you or me, because I'm the same way, is just like, enjoy what you're doing.
00:46:25.000Just get to the place where you just enjoy what you're doing and try to do your best.
00:46:30.000There's enough challenge in just trying to do your best.
00:46:32.000Like we add external challenge almost to distract ourselves from the the real significant challenge that we face.
00:46:38.000So we add a bunch of shit on the outside of it.
00:46:40.000Almost like so it makes like whatever the most important thing we're really focusing on less important because we've got other stuff that's distracting us.
00:46:47.000It gives you a built-in reason for fucking it up.
00:46:53.000There's a lot going on with being a creative person.
00:46:56.000There's all sorts of like Insecurities and thoughts and you know things that trip you up and sometimes they help you and like you never know what you're gonna get with your mind your mind is like filled with all sorts of interactions and Depends upon how well you sleep and how healthy are and what your perspective is that day and and all those things can greatly Interact with the rest of the world and figure out and and rather decide how your life goes Take one bad move on one bad day and shit
00:49:05.000So you did a podcast with him, and then me, Ari, and Tom did the next podcast with that guy, and we met him, and you were like, you don't know who this guy is.
00:51:11.000There's a lot of people that get through real breakthrough experiences and have a completely different perspective on what it means to be a person, what it means to be alive, what it means to love people, what it means to be open-minded and kind and sincere, and what it means to experience your faults and the times you surprise yourself with the good things about human character and the times you're disappointed with yourself.
00:51:40.000And one, it's like this calculation we're trying to figure out.
00:51:43.000And mushrooms allow people sometimes to see themselves for what they really are without any of that shit that fucks with your head, whether it's anxiety or insecurity or arrogance or overconfidence or ego or whatever the fuck it is.
00:51:58.000And it's not for everybody, because if you already have a hard time with mental health, I'm not the guy that you should be listening to in terms of what you can or can't take.
00:52:07.000Listen to a doctor, listen to a neuroscientist.
00:52:09.000There's some people that have a slippery grip on regular reality, and I don't know if anything's good for them that just takes them and blows them out.
00:54:11.000Okay, Oregon became the first state in the United States to decriminalize possession of small amounts of all drugs and greatly increase access to treatment, recovery, harm reduction, and other services.
00:54:24.000This is a direct result of a successful ballot initiative...
00:54:29.000Spearheaded by the Drug Policy Alliance...
00:54:35.000An advocacy arm of the Drug Policy Alliance in partnership with the long-standing Oregon Allies that was approved by voters and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:54:46.000Decriminalization of the punishment of millions and has disproportionately harmed communities of color.
01:02:25.000He was the guy who like the fucking like if there was an inquirer back then Yeah, they would have said Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil to be so good because he was so much better than everybody else Yeah, and it's weird when you listen to it.
01:02:38.000It's it's like a strange haunting sort of a You get a real accurate glimpse into at least one aspect of life during the time when that guy was alive.
01:03:25.000And part of the difference is the advancement of this guy versus whatever you might hear today is the layers of music and the different sounds that producers add.
01:03:38.000It's like there's more complexity to music because they have more ability to do it.
01:03:42.000But all of it came from this kind of shit.
01:03:46.000And at the time, there was nothing before this.
01:03:50.000So, the people that never heard music before, and then the people who heard amplified music, were alive during the same time period.
01:04:00.000Like you and I, when we were around with no internet, and all of a sudden we had the internet.
01:04:04.000These fucking people were alive where people were singing, just yelling, loud, in a room.
01:04:09.000They had to have a closed room, and they had no amplification.
01:04:18.000People are playing this, and they have electric guitars, and there's recordings of the music, and you listen to it today, and you go, yeah, I guess that's good, but why would you think that that guy sold his soul to the devil?
01:04:29.000Because nobody had made these sounds before!
01:05:01.000This is what you guys are looking for when you listen to music, and I'm no slight on anyone they listen to now, but I go, Jimmy Castles, handsome castles made of sand.
01:05:17.000But all of it comes from what comes before.
01:05:20.000You and I would not be here if it wasn't for Lenny Bruce or George Carlin.
01:05:23.000No musician would be where they were if it wasn't for Robert Johnson.
01:05:27.000And Robert Johnson learned off the other people that no one ever got to hear recorded.
01:05:32.000There was a bunch of people before him, I'm sure, that never even got recorded.
01:05:37.000Who would play for these bars and these roadhouse sort of shows where they would just get on stage and people would be drinking.
01:05:48.000That was the whole thing during the speakeasy days, right?
01:05:51.000Where they had these clubs where people were allowed to drink alcohol during Prohibition.
01:05:56.000And they would get together and get drunk and people would go up and sing.
01:05:59.000And they would have these shows where they were celebrating the fact they were all doing something naughty.
01:06:04.000And I can identify with what this is, because I remember the first time seeing someone do something different on stage with stand-up, and you're like, oh shit.
01:06:58.000So he had, and this is a controversial sort of conspiratorial theory, but there's a lot of evidence that points in this direction, is that at one point in time, Popular Science put a cover on one of their magazines that said,
01:07:16.000And it's because they had created a new machine called a decorticator.
01:07:21.000And what a decorticator was, was in the old days, there it is, right there.
01:07:59.000It was really hard because it had to be grown in Canada and then it had to be shipped to the United States in the early days before they allowed it to be grown in America.
01:08:07.000It was so preposterous because there was no THC in it at all, but we couldn't even get it in America.
01:08:13.000So we had to get it grown in Canada and then we'd bring it over across the border.
01:08:17.000And we had to make sure that it didn't have any THC. The whole idea is that hemp seeds have an amazing nutritional profile.
01:09:34.000I think the thing is though that there's a certain percentage of the population that is schizophrenic I don't I think it's like 1% And I think that's pretty standard.
01:09:46.000I think that number is pretty standard I don't think it gets higher or lower depending upon marijuana consumption And I want to be clear that I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about but let's find out if that's true because I think that The numbers, so like, say if someone smokes weed and they blow their,
01:10:12.000I think I would argue that, I mean, I would argue that everyone that I know is schizophrenic, and I know a few dude's brothers that are schizophrenic.
01:10:44.000There's got to be a certain number where there's a bunch of people out there that can't handle weed.
01:10:50.000Just like there's some people that have one drink and they get gopher eyes and they just start fucking taking their pants off and running through fires.
01:13:35.000When you brought up Domination earlier, I was going to bring up his stats of making 120 cuts in a row and won seven events in a row at one time.
01:16:21.000TPC, 1997, I'm about to come out in Rolling Stone as the number one party album in the country, and we were in St. Augustine partying our balls off in John Daly's at a bar, and we just see him.
01:18:19.000And Tom worked with his coach, and he was practicing with his coach, and the coach said, listen, you got your fundamentals down, you're doing great.
01:18:29.000He goes, this guy's drinking all night.
01:18:31.000He's like, unless he's some sort of fucking John Daly type dude.
01:18:36.000And Tom goes, no, no, no, he's exactly a John Daly type dude.
01:23:54.000When I watch you kick, when you kick, There's this weird thing that I don't have, or like a regular person don't have, and it's just like, I don't know if it's fast switch, Pat McAfee calls it explosivity, where you just go, pop, and not everyone has that.
01:24:11.000Well, I think there's a time that you have to develop it.
01:24:49.000I was at a karate place for a little bit, and then I went to Taekwondo when I was 15. So when I was Kung Fu, when I learned a little bit of it, very little.
01:25:10.000I didn't necessarily, like, practice it until I was legitimately, like, 14, then 15. 14, a little bit of karate, and then 15, I got, like, hardcore.
01:25:20.000And I think that, like, as, like, 15 and 16 and 17 as a man, that is when your body is filling with hormones, and you're growing, and you're coming into yourself.
01:25:31.000And I was doing it at the same time I was learning how to throw kicks.
01:30:54.000Get up in the morning, it's like, it's five in the morning, you gotta get your flight, and just a pill, like Xanax used to be, but you can take a Xanax and you just feel like, cool.
01:31:03.000Yeah, but then you start freaking out, and it takes a year off your life.
01:31:06.000Yeah, Xanax turns your brain into mush.
01:31:08.000Well, getting off it, apparently, is one of the hardest things to do.
01:31:19.000Benzodiazepine, apparently, is one of the rare things that when you are addicted to it, if you get off of it and you quit cold turkey, you can die.
01:31:30.000It's in a small group of other things that are addictive, like alcohol is another one.
01:31:36.000If you're an alcoholic and you just cold turkey quit alcohol, you could die.
01:36:56.000I would be buried if they didn't fuck with me first.
01:36:59.000The real problem is they want to fucking embalm you.
01:37:02.000They want to fill your veins up with formaldehyde and preserve your body in some unnatural state so that bacteria and worms and nature can't really absorb you.
01:37:20.000The day that we can figure out who killed everybody, whether or not you actually murdered somebody so we don't have to exhume someone and do some fucking Michael Badden domestic evidence, forensic evidence, like that fucking HBO autopsy show.
01:37:35.000The mushroom suit digests your body after you die.
01:38:26.000All of a sudden you got a suit and your veins filled with chemicals made by some weird company that doesn't give a fuck about you and you're like, just like, preserved?
01:40:05.000He hits the brakes and his headlights of his truck light up the side of the road 30 yards away and I see...
01:40:12.000these glowing eyes and this giant cat and it's like maybe like right before the Sun goes down but the Sun's up so it's kind of dusky and I get my binoculars out and I'm looking at a giant cat I mean,
01:41:29.000And these people are out jogging, and that motherfucker just by hook or by crook, by zinger by zag, just happens to be on the trail, and they run into this fucking 170-pound super predator cat.
01:46:24.000And then he also knows like pure love.
01:46:26.000Like when I get up in the morning, one of the first things I do, one of the first things I do in the morning, after I say hi to my family and everything like that, I go to Marshall and I go, good morning, sir!
01:51:59.000One of the guys who was a trainer of one of the attack dogs we used on Fear Factor, my friend Joe, he was breeding these dogs that were part Neapolitan Mastiff and part Pit Bull.
01:52:13.000And one of the things that was amazing was how chill the dog was.
01:52:16.000So I go to the guy and his dog, his dog named Curly, and what would happen, people put on those dog bite suits, and the people would run, the dog would attack them and throw them to the ground.
01:52:29.000I go, how do you get him to do what you want him to do?
01:52:32.000And he said, the whole thing is like, for a friendly dog, you just got to make sure that the dogs that are super aggressive, you don't breed them.
01:52:40.000So if you have a large stable of dogs, like when a dog becomes super aggressive towards other dogs, just don't let them breed.
01:52:48.000And the dogs that are chill, you let them breed.
01:52:50.000And then you slowly develop, he'd been doing it for decades, you develop a breed like Marshall.
01:52:57.000that like is just friendly to everybody yeah and it's interesting that you can do it it's interesting that you went from like because you raised pit bulls that were rescues to those bull mastiffs to now marshall which is such a family dog well i love all kinds of dogs like my oldest daughter has like a chihuahua slash um whip it mix he's this little yeah oh my god he runs to me like full clip I like all dogs,
01:55:39.000And I remember being like, he shouldn't pitch.
01:55:41.000Dude, that's the same story that I had.
01:55:43.000When I was playing baseball, I was 13, I was playing baseball, and there was this kid that everybody was like, I want to see his birth certificate!
01:56:36.000If you look at LeBron James versus Mighty Mouse, it's not fair.
01:56:39.000So what advancement do you think LeBron James has by being consistently that much bigger than all the kids his whole life and then being as big as the adults?
01:57:11.000You moved into the earlier grade versus the later grade.
01:57:16.000So depending upon when you were born, you could be like a kid who's like at the extreme end of 14, and you could be with someone who is just getting into 14 at the exact same time, and you all be in 9th grade.
01:57:29.000The problem is you're way closer to 10th grade, and they're in 9th grade, and you're going to be bigger.
01:57:35.000So you're going to be able to get away with more things.
02:02:04.000It's good to know that if shit gets crazy, you can push yourself into some weird space where you're doing seven hours of cardio a day, which is what we were all doing.
02:02:20.000I remember one night, I get on the treadmill, and I ran, and this is when I had that fucking, that one we had to run it yourself, you know?