The Joe Rogan Experience - October 15, 2021


Joe Rogan Experience #1720 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 29 minutes

Words per Minute

190.28596

Word Count

39,811

Sentence Count

4,189

Misogynist Sentences

75

Hate Speech Sentences

47


Summary

This week, the boys talk about the dangers of wearing a mask in public, and the tragic death of Billie Eilish, who was wearing a face mask at the time of her death. They also talk about how dangerous it is to wear a mask on a plane, and why it's a good idea to take it off when you're in public. Also, the guys talk about what they would do if someone were to die from a plane crash, and whether or not it would be as bad as what happened to Billie's friend, who died from a heart attack in the middle of the night in a helicopter crash. They also discuss the possibility of a new type of mask being developed that mimics the effects of altitude training, and what it could do to your lungs. And, of course, there's a little bit of conspiracy theory about what could be going on in the world and why we should be worried about it. Thanks to our sponsor, Train By Day! Train by Day, Train by Night! by Night, all day long. Check it out! The Joe Rogan Experience, the podcast by day, the pod by night. All day, by night, by day. -Joe Rogan and the boys! -The Joe Rogans Experience, a production of Train By Night, a podcast by the guys at Train by the boys at Train Day, a show about all things train by day and all day, all night, all by night! Enjoy! -Joe and the crew! -Jon and the Joe and the team at Train By day, train by night? Joe and The boys at train by the night, the day by the morning, by the afternoon by the day, and by night by the rest by the evening by the weekend, by all day by by the way? -the morning by the sea, by by all by the beach by the coast by the river. . -and by the moon by the sky by the stars by the sand by the lake by the water by the shore by the sun by the pond by the bay by the fire by the creek by the ocean by the esthetics by the rocks by the dock by the pier by the pool by the street by the canal by the dunes by the park by the parking lot by the lakeside by the boat by the house by the the river by the main road by the train station by the piers by the bus stop by the airport?


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day!
00:00:12.000 Oh, hello boys.
00:00:13.000 Hey.
00:00:14.000 Hello.
00:00:16.000 This is going to be one of those shows.
00:00:19.000 How's it sound with that on?
00:00:21.000 It sounds perfectly normal.
00:00:24.000 Today, how many times have you heard, I've heard videos on YouTube where this guy was reviewing watches and he was wearing a mask while he was reviewing the video so you could hear the muffled thing.
00:00:38.000 I'm like, this is going to be, we're going to look back on these days.
00:00:42.000 With the masks and all the people that were like taking them off and then putting them back on to take photos.
00:00:49.000 Like all the times that politicians have been busted doing that.
00:00:52.000 And we're gonna say this is like a specially stupid time.
00:00:55.000 So stupid.
00:00:57.000 Especially stupid.
00:00:58.000 Not saying that it's stupid to wear a mask.
00:01:00.000 I'm not saying that.
00:01:00.000 I'm just saying the virtue signaling of it.
00:01:02.000 Yeah.
00:01:03.000 The theater of it all.
00:01:04.000 Yeah.
00:01:05.000 People that put on the mask before, like, giving a speech.
00:01:08.000 Well, they have it off and they're hanging out backstage and then there's a video of them putting it on and getting in front of everybody and then taking it off in front of everybody to give the speech.
00:01:08.000 Yeah.
00:01:17.000 It's just theater.
00:01:19.000 When Rand Paul was in front of Fauci and he said, you're vaccinated, why are you wearing this mask?
00:01:23.000 It's theater.
00:01:24.000 He was right.
00:01:25.000 It's a theater.
00:01:26.000 It's to let everybody know you're a good person.
00:01:28.000 I'm a good person.
00:01:29.000 Look at my mask.
00:01:30.000 Yeah.
00:01:31.000 I talked to somebody on the phone that had a mask on.
00:01:34.000 I was like, where are you?
00:01:35.000 And they're like, in my hotel room.
00:01:36.000 I'm like, what the fuck are you doing calling me with a mask on?
00:01:39.000 Are you by yourself?
00:01:40.000 Were you talking to Ian Edwards?
00:01:43.000 Ian double masks backstage with us.
00:01:45.000 We're hanging out backstage.
00:01:46.000 He's double masked.
00:01:47.000 I'm like, hey bro, we've all been tested.
00:01:51.000 We're all good.
00:01:52.000 He's just like, I'm more comfortable with this thing on.
00:01:55.000 I don't get it.
00:01:56.000 It's California.
00:01:57.000 They got those people scared.
00:01:59.000 Yeah.
00:02:00.000 I would like to see if there was a chart of how worried people are about the pandemic based on where they live.
00:02:08.000 If there's pockets of worry.
00:02:11.000 I think there's no doubt about that, right?
00:02:13.000 Like, I mean, like, the people that I see in LA on Twitter and stuff, and just when we visited there, like, it's a whole different world.
00:02:21.000 I saw more masks in a few hours than I saw in a month here in Texas.
00:02:25.000 It's fucking weird.
00:02:27.000 It's not just the mask thing.
00:02:29.000 It's like the mask outside by yourself.
00:02:32.000 The mask in your car.
00:02:34.000 It's like, what is...
00:02:35.000 I saw people in New York City bicycling wearing a mask.
00:02:39.000 That can be good for you.
00:02:40.000 Right?
00:02:42.000 That's like...
00:02:42.000 Remember those things that people were wearing before?
00:02:45.000 They were wearing like the altitude...
00:02:46.000 It was like an altitude mask.
00:02:48.000 What the fuck was it called?
00:02:50.000 It was like an oxygen trainer.
00:02:51.000 Right.
00:02:52.000 Simulate high altitude.
00:02:53.000 What was it called?
00:02:55.000 There's multiple of them.
00:02:56.000 I don't know if there's just one, but yeah.
00:02:58.000 People have gone over whether or not it actually mimics altitude training, and it doesn't.
00:03:04.000 But one thing that actually does work is those breath trainers.
00:03:09.000 There's a thing, it's like lifting weights with your lungs.
00:03:12.000 Have you ever tried those?
00:03:13.000 No.
00:03:13.000 Do you know what it is?
00:03:14.000 You blow into them, and there's one of them that actually works.
00:03:16.000 I haven't set up the app yet.
00:03:19.000 It works on an app and so like the app could read exactly like how much pressure you're blowing through that so you're actually like physically working out your lungs like a muscle just blowing into this thing and breathing through it and breathe it out of it.
00:03:38.000 It's like it forces your lungs to work harder.
00:03:40.000 Yeah, I like cigarettes.
00:03:42.000 I just use a belt.
00:03:44.000 Different notches.
00:03:46.000 When was the last time someone died jerking off like that?
00:03:49.000 It's been a while.
00:03:50.000 It's like it was a slew of famous people for a while.
00:03:52.000 Yeah, I think it happens more than we think, because imagine if you found someone like that, you wouldn't want to put that out there.
00:03:59.000 You'd be like, okay, we'll keep that a secret.
00:04:00.000 We'll just say that they committed suicide, right?
00:04:03.000 Or, you really don't like someone, and so that's how you kill them.
00:04:07.000 Ooh.
00:04:09.000 That's the room that I heard about David Carradine.
00:04:12.000 Wow.
00:04:13.000 Yeah.
00:04:14.000 He's the guy from Kung Fu.
00:04:15.000 Kill Bill.
00:04:15.000 Yeah.
00:04:16.000 Yeah.
00:04:17.000 Yeah.
00:04:17.000 It's Bill.
00:04:18.000 Yeah.
00:04:18.000 Him.
00:04:19.000 It was the NSX guy.
00:04:21.000 Remember?
00:04:23.000 The lead singer?
00:04:23.000 The singer?
00:04:25.000 No, I didn't know about that.
00:04:26.000 This is what you need.
00:04:26.000 This is what you need.
00:04:28.000 Oh.
00:04:29.000 Remember that guy?
00:04:30.000 Sort of, kind of, yeah.
00:04:30.000 Cool dancer.
00:04:31.000 Yeah.
00:04:32.000 You know?
00:04:34.000 Yeah, he died that way.
00:04:35.000 Really?
00:04:35.000 Yeah.
00:04:37.000 I mean, the fear of...
00:04:41.000 It seems like it'd be fun.
00:04:42.000 It seems like everybody says good things about choking yourself while masturbating, but the fear of being found that way or dying that way is enough to keep me from ever trying.
00:04:51.000 I would guesstimate that zero guys who do jujitsu have done that.
00:04:57.000 Because you don't want to get choked, ever.
00:04:59.000 So the idea of, like, being choked is like, you immediately are not...
00:05:03.000 You probably lose your heart on, first of all.
00:05:05.000 Because, like, someone's choking me.
00:05:05.000 Yeah.
00:05:05.000 Right.
00:05:07.000 Like, you have to be...
00:05:08.000 Someone has probably never been choked by a person before.
00:05:13.000 Because if you did jujitsu, you felt that belt in your neck, you would try to tuck your chin, you'd try to get out of that.
00:05:20.000 You wouldn't be like...
00:05:21.000 Imagine if someone got into that and then they're good at jujitsu though and they're at the championship, they start getting choked and they get hard as a rock all of a sudden in front of the audience.
00:05:34.000 Right, it bursts right out of their cup.
00:05:37.000 Or it pushes the cup out so it looks preposterous.
00:05:40.000 What if he tapped out with his hard penis?
00:05:43.000 Okay.
00:05:44.000 No.
00:05:45.000 There's rules.
00:05:46.000 You can use your feet to tap out sometimes.
00:05:48.000 Oh, wow.
00:05:50.000 Like if you're trapped in a situation where you literally can't move your arms, and that can happen.
00:05:57.000 Sometimes guys will catch a mounted guillotine, and in a mounted guillotine, if they're really good, like Brian Ortega-type good, they can get their arms, or their legs rather, around your arms and pin them to your side like this while they're getting you in the guillotine.
00:06:13.000 So you literally can't even defend.
00:06:15.000 If they catch it, perfect.
00:06:16.000 And then you see guys flopping and tapping with their feet.
00:06:20.000 There's a couple positions like that where you literally can't move your arms and guys will tap with their feet and yell out tap.
00:06:27.000 They just try to yell out tap.
00:06:29.000 I once got knocked out in a high school wrestling match.
00:06:34.000 Guy got double chicken wings.
00:06:37.000 You know what I'm talking about?
00:06:38.000 And then he walked over, walked around the head, and then I bridged up when he was like north-south, and he got me in head scissors and locked the legs in figure four position, because that's the only leg lock you're allowed to have in Ohio high school wrestling,
00:06:54.000 at least back then.
00:06:55.000 So you can, wait a minute, you can lock legs around a guy's head?
00:06:57.000 Yep.
00:06:58.000 Yep.
00:06:59.000 As long as it locks behind your knee.
00:07:02.000 You can't have it like around your calf or your ankle.
00:07:05.000 You have to move it all the way up to...
00:07:07.000 Yeah, but if you do that, then it becomes a triangle.
00:07:10.000 Essentially it is.
00:07:11.000 So do they just not know?
00:07:13.000 They're not using it for the choke effect.
00:07:15.000 They're using it to get your shoulders against the mat, though, to eliminate your possibility of bridging on your neck.
00:07:20.000 But wouldn't the best way to get a guy to put his shoulders on the mat, to put him to sleep?
00:07:24.000 Yeah, that works too.
00:07:27.000 That thing can't be right.
00:07:29.000 You can't be allowed to actually get a triangle on somebody.
00:07:31.000 Yeah, again, they're not really using it for the choke, so what that guy did was when I bridged up even after he had that, he just straightened up like that.
00:07:40.000 It squeezed your neck.
00:07:42.000 Yeah, but I ended up with a concussion from that, actually.
00:07:44.000 How'd you get a concussion from that?
00:07:45.000 Because he pulled back hard, like super strong, to bust my bridge down, and it clanked my head right off the mat, like doof, with all of his body weight on top of it.
00:07:57.000 Ooh.
00:07:58.000 Yeah, that's one of the scarier things about when you see guys get knocked out and their head bounces off the mat.
00:08:04.000 You're like, yikes.
00:08:05.000 I woke up throwing up Rice Krispie treats because I scarfed those down after weigh-ins.
00:08:05.000 Yeah.
00:08:11.000 High school wrestling is the worst system.
00:08:11.000 Jesus.
00:08:13.000 You just weigh in a couple hours before the match and then you scarf down a bunch of food because you haven't eaten for days.
00:08:20.000 Yeah, it's not good.
00:08:21.000 It's not good.
00:08:23.000 And it doesn't totally make sense either.
00:08:27.000 Wouldn't it be better if everybody just weighed what they weighed?
00:08:30.000 The most important thing is who's the better wrestler, not who's the best at starving themselves and dieting.
00:08:35.000 The thing about weight classes that have always driven me crazy in the UFC and wrestling as well, but with wrestling you're not taking into account as much head trauma because the head trauma is more accidental or from throws and stuff like that.
00:08:50.000 In MMA, you're dehydrating yourself.
00:08:53.000 Like, literally to the point of being incapacitated.
00:08:56.000 Like, some of these guys are shuffling because they can't lift their leg up to walk normal.
00:08:59.000 And then they go and fight.
00:09:01.000 Travis Luter, who fought Anderson Silva for the title, he didn't make weight.
00:09:07.000 And he tried.
00:09:08.000 I was there.
00:09:09.000 He did not quit.
00:09:10.000 He was dying.
00:09:11.000 Like, I've never seen a guy closer to death than Travis Luter when he was about to weigh in for Anderson Silva.
00:09:17.000 He was shuffling.
00:09:18.000 That's where I'm getting to talk about shuffling.
00:09:20.000 His lips were all completely chapped and, like, you know, like, just sucked dry.
00:09:25.000 His whole face was sucked dry.
00:09:27.000 His cheeks were sucked dry.
00:09:29.000 Like, the dude was dying.
00:09:32.000 He was literally pulling all the water out of his body trying to make weight and he didn't quite make it.
00:09:38.000 And then 24 hours later, he fights a prime-time Anderson Silva.
00:09:44.000 When Anderson was at his peak of his powers, he actually got caught in a triangle himself.
00:09:50.000 He got caught in a triangle and elbowed by Anderson, and he had to tap out.
00:09:55.000 Yikes.
00:09:55.000 But dude, when you lose that much weight, your brain dries out.
00:09:59.000 Like everything dries out.
00:10:01.000 They say it takes longer.
00:10:03.000 I don't know if this is true.
00:10:04.000 But I think it's longer to dehydrate your brain takes longer than it takes to just rehydrate your whole body.
00:10:13.000 I think like your brain, it takes like an extra X amount of hours to completely rehydrate your brain.
00:10:20.000 Which is super dangerous if you're getting hit in the head.
00:10:24.000 How do you rehydrate your brain?
00:10:25.000 That's a good question.
00:10:26.000 You just put a shot in it or IV in your head?
00:10:28.000 I think it's like the fluids, they automatically rise.
00:10:33.000 What am I, doctor?
00:10:34.000 I'm guessing.
00:10:34.000 Yeah.
00:10:35.000 This is all guesswork.
00:10:36.000 The fluids probably rise.
00:10:37.000 I always get my advice from doctors in spacesuits.
00:10:40.000 Especially when they're this high.
00:10:43.000 Fluids probably rise in proportion to the fluids in your whole body.
00:10:47.000 So if you're fully hydrated, I would imagine your head is fully hydrated.
00:10:50.000 But when you're really dehydrated, what they're saying is that it takes more time to rehydrate the brain.
00:10:56.000 I'm not sure if that's true, but it makes sense.
00:10:59.000 Because you see guys who've been really dried out from weight cuts, sometimes they get knocked out and you don't even understand why that punch knocked them out.
00:11:06.000 They're usually really durable.
00:11:08.000 Maybe when you're dehydrated, your hydration level starts at the top of your head and goes down like a glass of water.
00:11:14.000 Right, like a gas tank.
00:11:16.000 What if that's true, though?
00:11:18.000 I mean, it kind of might be.
00:11:21.000 Just think about how dumb you feel when you're dehydrated.
00:11:25.000 Yeah.
00:11:26.000 Could you imagine if you had to take a math test and you were dehydrated?
00:11:29.000 Oh my god.
00:11:30.000 When I'm dehydrated, I'm working at 40% capacity.
00:11:35.000 And if you took the math test hanging upside down, you would actually do better?
00:11:41.000 Because the water would go from your feet to your head?
00:11:44.000 They should do some kind of a thing like that for classes.
00:11:50.000 You know how they have like in the Olympics they have like decathlons and shit and the biathlon.
00:11:55.000 You do a bunch of things.
00:11:56.000 You run, you shoot a gun, you go surfing.
00:11:58.000 You know they have a few of those?
00:11:59.000 They should do that with academics.
00:12:02.000 Like they should have like a 10k mountain race and then you have to solve a puzzle.
00:12:10.000 Then you have to figure out an equation.
00:12:12.000 Oh, you're saying combined physical and mental stuff.
00:12:15.000 That's the main part of my favorite show.
00:12:18.000 Me and Annie Letterman were talking about.
00:12:20.000 The Challenge on MTV. Oh, they do that?
00:12:20.000 What's it called?
00:12:22.000 The final event where they go for like a million dollars.
00:12:24.000 They have to run basically a marathon and halfway through they've got to stop and answer puzzles and fucking figure shit out.
00:12:29.000 And half the reason some people lose is because they can't do puzzles when they're stressed out.
00:12:33.000 Right.
00:12:34.000 Oh, there you go.
00:12:35.000 That's just that event.
00:12:36.000 It's just one TV show, but...
00:12:38.000 Did we talk about that aspect of it?
00:12:40.000 No, no, no.
00:12:40.000 Not at all.
00:12:41.000 That's a great idea.
00:12:44.000 They nailed it.
00:12:45.000 I really think that should be like, you know how, like, there's certain intelligence tests that we all respect, right?
00:12:52.000 Like the IQ. Wouldn't it be great if you got who can keep their shit together under pressure test?
00:12:58.000 Like Squid Games.
00:13:01.000 I've done episode two.
00:13:02.000 I'm on episode three.
00:13:04.000 It's great.
00:13:05.000 It's very good.
00:13:06.000 Once you get over the dubbing, some people are hardcore.
00:13:09.000 They don't want you to do the dubbing one.
00:13:11.000 They want you to do the subtitles.
00:13:12.000 I did the Korean style.
00:13:14.000 Yeah.
00:13:14.000 Did you?
00:13:14.000 Well, yeah.
00:13:15.000 You have to do the subtitles.
00:13:16.000 You do the dub?
00:13:17.000 The dub.
00:13:18.000 Oh, no, dude.
00:13:19.000 That's unacceptable.
00:13:20.000 Bro, I got an 11-year-old.
00:13:21.000 I'm watching it with her.
00:13:23.000 She doesn't want to read.
00:13:24.000 Oh.
00:13:25.000 Okay.
00:13:27.000 That makes sense.
00:13:28.000 That's a rough movie to watch.
00:13:30.000 I know!
00:13:30.000 I was like, you sure you can handle this?
00:13:33.000 All of her friends were telling her about it.
00:13:35.000 So all these other 11-year-olds are watching Squid Games.
00:13:38.000 I'm like, Jesus Christ.
00:13:39.000 I played it in VR the other day.
00:13:41.000 That was a lot of fun.
00:13:42.000 So I have two...
00:13:43.000 Did you really?
00:13:44.000 Yeah, they have the woman, the Asian statue, and you're running and stopping and running.
00:13:50.000 How do you run?
00:13:51.000 There's two schools of thought.
00:13:51.000 There's two schools of thought with that.
00:13:53.000 One, all of her friends are doing it.
00:13:56.000 The argument, well, they're doing it, I should be able to do it too.
00:13:58.000 That's not a good argument, right?
00:14:00.000 But if they're all talking about these things at this age, what is the problem?
00:14:07.000 Is it the problem that they're not ready for it?
00:14:09.000 Is it the problem that it's too violent?
00:14:11.000 Is it going to condition them?
00:14:13.000 What doesn't condition me?
00:14:15.000 Am I sure it's going to condition them?
00:14:16.000 I mean, what is it?
00:14:18.000 If all these kids are watching these things today, are you saving your kid if they don't watch, like, violent anime?
00:14:25.000 Like, she likes watching these crazy anime.
00:14:28.000 Like, are you saving your kid if you say, no, you can't watch that because people get cut?
00:14:32.000 I don't know.
00:14:33.000 I used to watch a lot of fucked up shit when I was 11. Yeah.
00:14:36.000 When I was young, I used to watch Fist of the North Star.
00:14:39.000 I used to read the comics, and that was just heads blowing off bodies.
00:14:42.000 And I was like 13, 12. Yeah, I was always into those really well-illustrated comic books, like creepy and eerie.
00:14:51.000 A lot of them, people would get torn apart and cut up with saws and shit.
00:14:54.000 Yeah.
00:14:54.000 I mean, pro wrestling.
00:14:56.000 They had The Undertaker burying human beings.
00:14:59.000 Like, I learned about death from that.
00:15:01.000 I don't think that's the same thing, and I can't believe you just brought that up.
00:15:02.000 What are you talking about?
00:15:04.000 Well, we had, we had, what's the...
00:15:06.000 Pro wrestling back then was watched by everybody's, like, a bunch of people.
00:15:08.000 Yeah, but it's not the same thing.
00:15:09.000 That's not, that's fake.
00:15:12.000 Oh, right, and this stuff's real.
00:15:14.000 But we had faces of death.
00:15:14.000 I forgot.
00:15:16.000 You know, as a kid, we all had to carry that around.
00:15:18.000 That was real.
00:15:19.000 But kids today have live leak.
00:15:22.000 They're watching that kind of shit every day.
00:15:24.000 They're watching people bounce off cars, like jumping from fucking the top of apartment buildings and bouncing off cars.
00:15:30.000 They're watching car accidents and motorcycle crashes.
00:15:33.000 They're seeing so much more crazy shit.
00:15:35.000 And they get to cheat at school too.
00:15:37.000 Like having an iPhone is crazy.
00:15:39.000 I would have been straight A's if I had an iPhone in my pocket.
00:15:42.000 If you're a lazy teacher and you just let it slide.
00:15:46.000 Apple Watch.
00:15:47.000 You just have everything in your notes.
00:15:48.000 Just going through your Apple Watch.
00:15:50.000 Looks like you're checking the time.
00:15:52.000 There's something that's going on now where they don't want parents to protest at these school board meetings.
00:15:59.000 Have you seen this?
00:16:01.000 What I've seen about it is people complaining, so I don't know the story, but I believe the story is parents are complaining about a bunch of different things at these school board meetings, and it's getting very intense.
00:16:14.000 And so there was talk Of them not being able to do it and just how they were labeled.
00:16:21.000 Like someone, I don't know if they were using hyperbole, but they were saying they're being labeled a terrorist if they go and protest the kind of education their kid is getting.
00:16:31.000 It's like real controversial.
00:16:34.000 One day when you kids shoot a live round into someone and make a person, you'll understand why this is weird to people.
00:16:39.000 The increasingly wild world of school board meetings.
00:16:43.000 At one event, riled up conservatives.
00:16:46.000 As soon as you labeled them.
00:16:46.000 See, that's a problem.
00:16:48.000 Just say they're parents.
00:16:50.000 Got so, you know, because you're automatically classifying them in this way.
00:16:55.000 You know, have you really sat down and talked to them about their politics?
00:16:58.000 Maybe they just don't like a specific thing you guys are teaching.
00:17:01.000 Got so out of hand that the board chair battled the proceedings.
00:17:07.000 Halted.
00:17:07.000 Halted.
00:17:08.000 Why are they using such fucked up font?
00:17:10.000 Yeah.
00:17:10.000 What weird font?
00:17:11.000 Because we're the New Yorker.
00:17:12.000 But look how halted looks like a bee.
00:17:15.000 Tell me it doesn't look like a bee.
00:17:16.000 It does.
00:17:17.000 While the police cleared the room.
00:17:20.000 So what does that mean?
00:17:22.000 The police cleared the room because they were yelling and screaming.
00:17:25.000 Stop teaching racism.
00:17:27.000 No critical race theory.
00:17:28.000 Yep, there's, you know...
00:17:31.000 Jeez, woke parents.
00:17:33.000 Well, it's the woke school system.
00:17:38.000 Sometimes it's woke parents, but this is complaining about the woke school system, that they're indoctrinating these ideas into kids, whether it's critical race theory or...
00:17:47.000 There's a bunch of different theories.
00:17:50.000 Like, today is Columbus Day.
00:17:53.000 Now it's Indigenous Peoples Day.
00:17:53.000 It used to be.
00:17:55.000 And people were saying, That the reason why it shouldn't be Columbus Day is because Columbus was a monster.
00:18:01.000 He came here and he killed a bunch of people and it seems like if you pay attention to...
00:18:06.000 There was a priest, right, that wrote a thing about him.
00:18:10.000 A priest who was there who documented his experience with Columbus's people and it was horrific.
00:18:17.000 Like horrific murders, killing babies and cutting people's arms off if they don't bring them enough gold.
00:18:23.000 Like wild, crazy shit.
00:18:25.000 Like they were...
00:18:26.000 Vicious, evil people.
00:18:28.000 But the fucked up thing is everyone was back then.
00:18:32.000 This is like the dirty little secret of the time.
00:18:34.000 If you go through the Inquisition, if you listen to any of the stories, like Empire of the Summer Moon, where Gwen talks about the Comanches that lived right here, dude, the things they did to their enemies were horrific.
00:18:50.000 That book will freak you out.
00:18:52.000 Empire of the Sun Rune is an incredible book.
00:18:54.000 About here, about Texas.
00:18:55.000 The reason why they couldn't get through Texas was the Comanche.
00:18:58.000 They were so fucking badass.
00:19:01.000 But they were vicious.
00:19:02.000 And when they captured people, everyone fought to the death.
00:19:05.000 Because if you were captured, you were just tortured and killed.
00:19:08.000 So because of that, they would never give up.
00:19:11.000 It wasn't like in England and in Europe, the generals would meet the other generals in the battlefield and they would concede.
00:19:17.000 They would give them their sword.
00:19:19.000 There's none of that with the Comanches.
00:19:21.000 So they would just torture each other.
00:19:24.000 And one of the things they would do is they'd light a giant bonfire and then they would hack a guy's dick off, stuff it in his mouth, and hack his arms off and his legs off and then throw him on the fire while he's still alive.
00:19:37.000 Probably not even the middle of the fire, probably like the halfway point.
00:19:40.000 Yeah, probably.
00:19:41.000 Probably.
00:19:42.000 Bro.
00:19:43.000 I mean the shit that they did to their enemies was ruthless.
00:19:48.000 This is not denying that Columbus was a cunt.
00:19:53.000 For sure, if that priest and his journal are accurate, it's fucking horrific shit.
00:20:00.000 Bartolome de las Casas.
00:20:02.000 It was a 16th century Spanish landowner, a friar, a priest, and a bishop.
00:20:07.000 And he's the guy who went with Columbus and wrote a journal about how horrific it was to be there and watch what his men did to the indigenous people.
00:20:20.000 So when you hear that, you go, why the fuck do we have a Columbus Day?
00:20:24.000 That guy was a serial killer.
00:20:26.000 He was a sociopath.
00:20:28.000 But then you find out, oh my god, everybody was.
00:20:31.000 Not everybody, not everybody, but it was like fucking way more common to be a ruthless murderer.
00:20:31.000 Yeah.
00:20:38.000 The law was a little sketchy.
00:20:40.000 Getting caught with things was a little more iffy.
00:20:43.000 People were just a little wilder, you know?
00:20:46.000 It's a different world.
00:20:47.000 If you go back before people were writing books, like, holy shit, dude.
00:20:52.000 It's not that long.
00:20:54.000 There's like this jump in information when you could find out what a bunch of other people had figured out, not just the people near you, but a bunch of other people had figured out, and you could read their shit.
00:21:03.000 As soon as that happened, then people started, like, less and less over time, Being so barbaric.
00:21:12.000 But it took a long ass time.
00:21:14.000 But you go before the books?
00:21:17.000 Before the books?
00:21:18.000 Can you imagine what it would be like if you grew up just in America?
00:21:23.000 Let's pretend the power's out for like a few decades.
00:21:26.000 And you're in like the mountains of Arkansas.
00:21:31.000 You're running across some real old school, no electricity having hillbillies.
00:21:38.000 And it's just you and your four friends and there's no phones and there's a limited supply of food Yeah, how comfortable you think you'd feel.
00:21:48.000 You'd feel terrified.
00:21:50.000 That was the normal state of people for, like, most of history.
00:21:54.000 The normal state for people for most of history is high alert.
00:21:58.000 High alert from murderous tribes that are neighboring that want to steal your resources.
00:22:03.000 That's what everybody did to everybody.
00:22:05.000 That's what chimps do to other chimps.
00:22:08.000 They've observed it.
00:22:09.000 They go around.
00:22:10.000 They have, like, borders.
00:22:12.000 And if you violate their borders, they'll kill you.
00:22:14.000 They kill the other chimps, and they'll sometimes even sneak across borders and kill chimps, and then run back to their border.
00:22:19.000 Like, they know where their borders are.
00:22:21.000 That tribal, fucked-up, crazy behavior, it's, like, ingrained in us.
00:22:26.000 It's ingrained in us.
00:22:28.000 It's a fucking weird thing that we have.
00:22:32.000 Hell yeah.
00:22:33.000 We're seeing it with this COVID shit, too.
00:22:36.000 Like, people branch off into groups, whether it makes sense or not.
00:22:39.000 They branch off into masks or no masks, vaccinated or unvaccinated, natural immunity or get the damn shot.
00:22:46.000 You know, there's so much of this going on, man.
00:22:48.000 It's wild to watch.
00:22:50.000 It's wild to watch people that...
00:22:53.000 Don't handle anxiety and fear well.
00:22:55.000 Getting thrust into an undeniable worldwide anxiety and fear conference group.
00:23:02.000 And they're all just like yelling at each other.
00:23:04.000 And the people that are scared think that the people that aren't scared are bad people because they're not like them.
00:23:10.000 Exactly.
00:23:11.000 Even if you've had the disease and recovered, they're mad at you.
00:23:14.000 Like, okay.
00:23:16.000 Like, I didn't make this.
00:23:19.000 Okay?
00:23:19.000 Right.
00:23:20.000 Somebody made this.
00:23:21.000 And you're not even mad at that guy.
00:23:22.000 Yeah.
00:23:23.000 Does this make any sense?
00:23:25.000 Because that guy's on the good team.
00:23:27.000 He's on the side of Max and Vax, and if you could say that, Max and Vax, and you're a part of that group, you get protected because you're in the opposition of those crazy Trumpers.
00:23:40.000 They're all going to catch COVID. This walk-off is nuts, man.
00:23:45.000 The Southwest pilots, they try to lie and say, it's bad weather.
00:23:48.000 We got bad weather.
00:23:48.000 They had to cancel like a thousand flights.
00:23:51.000 Yeah.
00:23:52.000 The pilots are like, we're not getting vaccinated.
00:23:52.000 Crazy.
00:23:53.000 Yeah.
00:23:54.000 Our drummer's stuck in wherever he is.
00:23:57.000 Yeah, right now.
00:23:57.000 Chicago.
00:23:58.000 I heard they were also saying something about the towers, the flight towers.
00:24:02.000 Yeah, air traffic controllers.
00:24:03.000 And then there's other people that are calling those people terrorists for doing this, which is like, what?
00:24:08.000 I read a thing.
00:24:09.000 You're missing the fucking point.
00:24:13.000 There's other ways to do this at this point.
00:24:15.000 We're pretty far into this game, okay?
00:24:18.000 We can test people.
00:24:19.000 You can test people.
00:24:20.000 You can test them all the time.
00:24:21.000 It doesn't cost that much money.
00:24:22.000 Test like 20 bucks, you know?
00:24:25.000 I mean, if it's worth it for someone to To decide that you can spend an extra 20 bucks a day and you can do whatever you want and we know that everybody's safe and maybe we should even test the people that are vaccinated since there have been so many cases of vaccinated people getting it.
00:24:42.000 They should be testing people.
00:24:44.000 They should make better tests and then have good treatments.
00:24:47.000 But you can't tell someone that their job depends on taking a chance with this new medication that they might not need because they have already gotten COVID and recovered.
00:24:58.000 And that's the case with a bunch of them.
00:25:00.000 They don't want to do it.
00:25:02.000 They don't want this blanket.
00:25:04.000 It doesn't make sense, right?
00:25:06.000 It's one thing if like...
00:25:08.000 It was debatable whether or not the natural immunity works.
00:25:10.000 It probably doesn't work.
00:25:11.000 You probably can catch it over and over again.
00:25:13.000 But if you get the vaccine, that won't be the case.
00:25:15.000 But it's not that.
00:25:16.000 It's kind of the other way, right?
00:25:19.000 They're saying it's really long-lasting.
00:25:21.000 And they're still saying, no, you have to get vaccinated anyway.
00:25:24.000 But that doesn't make any sense because you can do a test.
00:25:27.000 Like, they can give you an antibodies test.
00:25:29.000 You did one today.
00:25:30.000 You did one today.
00:25:31.000 Had thick.
00:25:32.000 He's got them vax antibodies.
00:25:34.000 Recently vaxed legit antibodies.
00:25:34.000 Yeah.
00:25:37.000 But, like, they can do that to people.
00:25:39.000 You don't have to tell someone their job depends on you listening to me and taking something you're not comfortable with.
00:25:44.000 Do they make people get a chicken pox vaccine if they've already had the chicken pox?
00:25:48.000 No, they do not.
00:25:49.000 Right.
00:25:49.000 That's one of the things that drives me crazy about this, because I've had a couple of very smart people tell me to get vaccinated, even though I've already gotten over COVID. I go, but there's a study out of Israel.
00:25:59.000 It's 2.5 million people that show between 6 and 13 times better protection from a natural recovering infection.
00:26:07.000 Yeah.
00:26:08.000 My maid got the vaccine, and three months later, she's still hurt in constant pain.
00:26:14.000 All her nerves are just fucked up, and she can barely move some days, and it started with the vaccine, the second shot.
00:26:20.000 Is it on the same spot where the vaccine hit?
00:26:22.000 Yeah.
00:26:23.000 No, it's like her whole body, like her whole back and her whole head.
00:26:26.000 She's like, I don't know what to do, and she's been going to all these doctors, and they don't know how to fix it, and...
00:26:32.000 It's super, super rare.
00:26:33.000 And you have to be clear about this.
00:26:35.000 Because the thing is, if you're treating 300 million people with anything, you're going to get a lot of bad reactions.
00:26:46.000 No matter what it is.
00:26:47.000 Like, no matter what the medicine is.
00:26:49.000 It's just a thing about measuring at scale.
00:26:53.000 The question is, should we be forcing people to do it?
00:26:58.000 That's where it is.
00:26:59.000 It's not that it's so horrendously dangerous.
00:27:02.000 It's only sometimes dangerous.
00:27:04.000 And I don't think they totally know why and to who.
00:27:07.000 I think there's a lot of questions.
00:27:08.000 Also, they like...
00:27:10.000 They don't always administer it right.
00:27:12.000 Do you know that?
00:27:13.000 Like, here's the thing.
00:27:14.000 On fucking TV, they don't administer right.
00:27:18.000 You're supposed to aspirate, apparently.
00:27:20.000 And I'm just finding about this recently because of the Biden thing, when Biden was getting a shot on TV. I said, ah, that's probably fake.
00:27:28.000 Why did I say it's fake?
00:27:29.000 Well, first of all, I'm a fucking comedian, okay?
00:27:31.000 And he's 80, and he is on a fake movie set.
00:27:36.000 Yeah.
00:27:37.000 Maybe that.
00:27:37.000 Maybe the fact that it's actually not really the White House, but a fake White House set.
00:27:42.000 Like, you see it with all the people around.
00:27:44.000 It's a stage.
00:27:45.000 It's in the White House, though.
00:27:47.000 It's across the street.
00:27:47.000 Oh, is it?
00:27:48.000 Yeah, apparently it's in some place that works better.
00:27:50.000 Yeah, they do that for a lot of news conferences and shit.
00:27:53.000 But dude, they're not even trying to make it look...
00:27:55.000 Have you seen the photos of what it looks like?
00:27:56.000 Yeah, I don't think they were hiding it, though.
00:27:58.000 No, it's not that they were hiding it.
00:28:00.000 But they didn't show it on TV. Right.
00:28:02.000 When they showed it on TV... I mean, look, they let all the reporters there.
00:28:05.000 So the reporters are going to take pictures and that's how we know about it.
00:28:07.000 What we saw on television, though, was Biden at the White House.
00:28:07.000 Right.
00:28:10.000 Right.
00:28:11.000 And that's what a bunch of places reported, a bunch of professional journalists.
00:28:16.000 Joe Biden getting his vaccine shot at the White House.
00:28:19.000 I mean, you can kind of call it the White House B or something like that.
00:28:19.000 Yeah.
00:28:22.000 I mean, it is a part of the complex, right?
00:28:24.000 But isn't it the reporters, the ones that showed it and tried to sell it as the White House?
00:28:30.000 It wasn't Biden, though.
00:28:31.000 Is that the case?
00:28:32.000 I mean, it's like all the news.
00:28:32.000 Yeah.
00:28:33.000 It's not like Biden has a news channel and he's like, hey, see you.
00:28:36.000 I'm at the White House here.
00:28:37.000 Yeah, but he knew what he was doing.
00:28:39.000 If he wanted to keep it real, he would have walked onto that set and been like, this is weird.
00:28:44.000 What are we, the White House?
00:28:47.000 Well, what he should have done is insist on a different...
00:28:52.000 If you're going to do something across the street, just have a different setup.
00:28:56.000 Have an American flag, the presidential seal, and a new place where you do it from.
00:29:00.000 And he can get his vaccine there, and he can do whatever the fuck else he wants to do there.
00:29:05.000 Just have a different set.
00:29:06.000 Don't lie to people.
00:29:08.000 But the whole point of it is, it's like there's a little theater going on.
00:29:11.000 Not even that they're lying, but it's theater.
00:29:14.000 Show a picture of it, Jamie.
00:29:16.000 Because it's so ridiculous.
00:29:17.000 You've seen it, right?
00:29:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:29:18.000 I'm obsessed with this shit.
00:29:20.000 Yeah.
00:29:20.000 This picture is weird.
00:29:22.000 Because it's so...
00:29:23.000 There's no reason to have it like this unless you're pretending.
00:29:27.000 Right.
00:29:28.000 Like, there's no reason.
00:29:28.000 Right?
00:29:30.000 And then once you're pretending, who's to say where the pretending ends?
00:29:34.000 Well, yeah.
00:29:35.000 I mean, you could...
00:29:36.000 It's like, why do you even have the desire to pretend you're in a different place filming this?
00:29:36.000 But here's the thing.
00:29:41.000 Like, that literally doesn't make any sense.
00:29:43.000 You got it?
00:29:44.000 I'm trying to find it.
00:29:45.000 I wasn't ready to have it dug up.
00:29:47.000 Oh, it's in my Instagram.
00:29:48.000 You can find it on my Instagram.
00:29:49.000 I was going to find that, but like Brian was saying, I was looking into this that day.
00:29:54.000 There's lots of pictures of other conferences they've done in that room.
00:29:56.000 They did dress it up to look different, but they use that room all the time.
00:30:00.000 Oh, well, no, I'm not denying that they fake shit all the time.
00:30:04.000 It's kind of like at the real White House, if you're going to have a bunch of people with cameras, you want it to look better.
00:30:09.000 You've been to the Playboy Mansion, how gross and old and outdated and nasty it looks.
00:30:15.000 You wouldn't want to have a...
00:30:16.000 Remember when we went for that marijuana policy project thing?
00:30:19.000 We did a marijuana policy project at the Playboy Mansion.
00:30:23.000 Oh.
00:30:23.000 And it was just so odd.
00:30:25.000 We were like doing stand-up there.
00:30:26.000 I was a host of this thing.
00:30:27.000 I brought a bunch of musicians on.
00:30:29.000 I was so high, I don't even remember it.
00:30:31.000 So here, look at this.
00:30:33.000 This is madness.
00:30:35.000 This is just weird.
00:30:37.000 This is what's weird about it.
00:30:39.000 Not that there's a stage and he sits up there.
00:30:42.000 What's weird is that there's a stage where it's pretend outside.
00:30:47.000 So the windows have a LCD, I guess, in them, and it's a television.
00:30:54.000 So it works like a gigantic high-resolution monitor, and it makes some imagery of trees blowing in the distance in the perfect summer day.
00:31:03.000 It might not even be that.
00:31:04.000 It might be like that backdrop, like when you got your head shots, you know, or at Dennis' office.
00:31:10.000 No, I think it looks good.
00:31:11.000 I think it moves around, right?
00:31:12.000 Oh, really?
00:31:13.000 Can you get a video of it, Jamie?
00:31:14.000 That's why I was trying to find other stuff.
00:31:17.000 So when someone said, like, why would you think that he didn't get the shot?
00:31:21.000 Well, first of all, it's a set.
00:31:23.000 Right.
00:31:24.000 Second of all, he's really old, and it just is a wise move.
00:31:28.000 I'm not saying he didn't get the booster.
00:31:29.000 I'm sure he got boosted.
00:31:31.000 What I'm saying is, why would you do it publicly?
00:31:33.000 Why would you take that risk?
00:31:34.000 That seems like a crazy risk to take.
00:31:36.000 And thirdly, you're supposed to aspirate.
00:31:38.000 So whenever you inject, you have to pull out a little bit, At the injection before you plunge the medicine into the arm because you want to make sure that you didn't hit a blood vessel.
00:31:49.000 So if you pull back on the needle and blood comes into the little chamber, then you realize you're on a blood vessel.
00:31:57.000 And they think that is the cause of a lot of these side effects from the vaccine.
00:32:03.000 Ah, getting directly into the bloodstream.
00:32:06.000 Directly in the bloodstream instead of intramuscularly and so Sanjay Gupta and I were actually talking about that and he was kind of explaining it to me and Which is a very interesting conversation.
00:32:17.000 He's a super nice guy like a real genuine nice guy and we talked a lot about all this controversial shit But it's just, it's so, everyone's so high-strung about it all.
00:32:28.000 And they want to tell you about all the millions of people that have died.
00:32:31.000 And you want to go, yes, terrible, tragic.
00:32:34.000 And millions of people are dying right now of other stuff.
00:32:37.000 Like, people are still dying of heart attacks and still dying of cancer, still dying of a lot of stuff.
00:32:42.000 Yeah.
00:32:43.000 Like, you can't just focus on that.
00:32:46.000 You know, like, how much of our lives over the past year and eight months have been overwhelmed by COVID? McDonald's has killed more people.
00:32:55.000 They're wide open today.
00:32:57.000 I mean, nobody talks about it.
00:32:57.000 Right?
00:32:59.000 It's just society picks and chooses what it wants to really freak out about.
00:33:05.000 But see, McDonald's doesn't really kill you though.
00:33:07.000 It only kills you if you eat it every day.
00:33:09.000 Yeah, it's your own bad choice.
00:33:11.000 See, COVID, yeah, COVID you catch.
00:33:13.000 This is why it's a bad...
00:33:14.000 Like, I eat at McDonald's once every four months or something like that.
00:33:18.000 I'll have some palaya fishes.
00:33:19.000 They're delicious.
00:33:20.000 I love it.
00:33:21.000 I love them.
00:33:21.000 Yeah, that weird piece of American cheese on there.
00:33:25.000 It's amazing.
00:33:26.000 There's something about fish and tartar sauce.
00:33:28.000 Whoever figured that out?
00:33:29.000 Yeah.
00:33:30.000 Fried fish and tartar sauce, they fucking nailed that flavor.
00:33:32.000 John Tartar.
00:33:33.000 Well...
00:33:34.000 I don't think that's true, but they don't kill anybody.
00:33:40.000 They just provide food, and if you eat only that food, you'll probably die.
00:33:44.000 But that's your fault.
00:33:46.000 That's like whiskey doesn't really kill you.
00:33:47.000 You kill yourself with whiskey.
00:33:49.000 Isn't that what the COVID people are saying?
00:33:52.000 If you don't wear a mask and you're not vaccinated, then that's your choice.
00:33:55.000 But that's not true.
00:33:56.000 Well, I agree.
00:33:56.000 You should do it.
00:33:57.000 But that's why it doesn't work.
00:33:58.000 See, what I'm saying is if you eat McDonald's every day, eventually you'll get sick and you'll probably get a bunch of health problems if you just eat nothing but fried food and fries and soda every day.
00:34:10.000 But the COVID thing, the reason why it doesn't make sense is you just catch it.
00:34:14.000 Like, out of nowhere.
00:34:15.000 It's not like through any bad fault of your own.
00:34:17.000 You just catch it.
00:34:18.000 And sometimes people catch it when they're being careful and they catch it with masks on.
00:34:21.000 They don't even know why they catch it.
00:34:22.000 They just catch it.
00:34:23.000 It's fucking contagious.
00:34:24.000 It's really contagious.
00:34:26.000 That's why it's not the same argument.
00:34:27.000 Because, like, you just might get this.
00:34:29.000 So if you get this, then you have to figure out, you know, how to take care of your body.
00:34:35.000 And whether or not you're vaccinated or unvaccinated.
00:34:39.000 There's a lot of people that are catching it.
00:34:41.000 But if you are vaccinated, it sure seems like you have a better go of it.
00:34:45.000 It sure seems like the people that get vaccinated have, for sure, their symptoms are less.
00:34:52.000 For sure, it gives them some antibodies.
00:34:54.000 It helps them recover.
00:34:56.000 There's a lot of other stuff that helps, too.
00:34:59.000 On top of that, we really should be telling people, forget vaccines.
00:35:03.000 Tell people to get vaccinated.
00:35:04.000 I'll clap with you.
00:35:05.000 Go ahead.
00:35:06.000 Do whatever you want.
00:35:07.000 But also, tell them to take vitamin D. There's a giant percentage of the people who wind up in the hospital for COVID have vitamin D deficiencies.
00:35:16.000 It's huge.
00:35:17.000 It's so much so that medical journals are now recommending people take vitamin D to help It doesn't necessarily prevent anything.
00:35:27.000 It's like, what prevents you from getting sick?
00:35:28.000 Your immune system that's strengthened by a combination of factors, nutrients and sleep and stress and all kinds of other stuff.
00:35:35.000 But on that list, vitamin D is definitely in there.
00:35:38.000 And people are realizing that too.
00:35:39.000 So it's like if you are vaccinated but you're also unhealthy and you have terrible life choices and bad habits and you're depleted in vitamin D versus if you're Cameron Haynes, you know, who's running a marathon every day and eats nothing but healthy food.
00:35:56.000 Like, which one do you think is safer?
00:35:59.000 Well, it's pretty obvious Cameron's safer, right?
00:36:02.000 But we don't look at it that way.
00:36:04.000 We're looking at this one-size-fits-all for the whole fucking world.
00:36:08.000 And again, regardless of whether or not you've already been sick, like you and I have been sick, Red Band dodged that shit like Floyd Mayweather.
00:36:15.000 I don't know how the fuck he did it.
00:36:16.000 I'm addicted to liquid IV, guys.
00:36:17.000 I have like five of them a day, so...
00:36:20.000 It might be a factor.
00:36:22.000 No bullshit.
00:36:23.000 I mean, I used to drink cans of soda and Gatorade all day long, and now with this, I drink it like water.
00:36:30.000 I know that's our sponsor.
00:36:31.000 But I'm being serious.
00:36:32.000 I'm being serious, too.
00:36:33.000 I don't work out without it.
00:36:36.000 I take it on hunting trips.
00:36:37.000 When I do sauna sessions, I drink it.
00:36:40.000 Usually, I do sauna after I work out, so...
00:36:43.000 While I'm working out, I'm conscious to drink like, you know, 64 ounces of water.
00:36:48.000 I drink like a shitload of water, so I get nice and juicy dehydrated up when I get into the sauna.
00:36:53.000 But I drink those liquid IVs, man.
00:36:54.000 It's a game changer.
00:36:55.000 That stuff was huge a year ago when I had the Rona.
00:37:00.000 I mean, it came through clutch for me.
00:37:03.000 It's really one of the only things that I even used for it, period.
00:37:06.000 I like raw-dogged it.
00:37:07.000 I didn't have the kitchen sink.
00:37:08.000 Yeah, well, you got sick at a time where nobody really had any treatments.
00:37:12.000 There wasn't a vaccine yet, and I don't even know if they had figured out whether or not ivermectin works.
00:37:19.000 Because a lot of people still say ivermectin doesn't work, but I don't know if they were even treating people with it then, when you were.
00:37:25.000 You know, they announced today Merck's trying to get their antiviral drug.
00:37:29.000 Yeah, they're trying to get a drug that they say, that what they say about ivermectin, it mimics that.
00:37:35.000 Yeah.
00:37:36.000 That it does the same thing ivermectin does.
00:37:37.000 I don't know if that's true, though.
00:37:39.000 I'd have to talk to somebody who really understands the science behind what's better, the Merck one or the ivermectin one.
00:37:39.000 Obviously.
00:37:46.000 I don't know who's telling the truth.
00:37:48.000 But, you know, the people, the promoters of this Ivermectin stuff, like the Dr. Pierre Correys of the world, they've actually treated people.
00:37:57.000 That's what's crazy to me.
00:37:58.000 It's like, it's not clear who's telling the truth and who's lying.
00:38:03.000 This is part of the problem with it.
00:38:04.000 Like, there are definitely some shenanigans that are going on.
00:38:07.000 But are the shenanigans going on because people are overzealous and want everyone to think that Ivermectin is, like, super effective?
00:38:16.000 Or are all these shenanigans going on...
00:38:22.000 Because There's a drug there's another drug and they're trying to disparage Any other different kinds of treatments and that they're about to launch something you know or you know who's telling the truth is it are the ivermectin people exaggerating maybe a little Are the other people demonizing ivermectin because they have a competitive drug that's coming out I think maybe Possibly too like there's it's not it's like most human things.
00:38:46.000 It's not real clear There's definitely some shenanigans all over the place.
00:38:51.000 Are you talking about the FDA? I'm talking about just people accepting whether or not certain drugs work based on the profit margin they get out of them.
00:39:00.000 The thing that freaks me out about things like ivermectin is that it's generic.
00:39:06.000 So anyone can make it.
00:39:09.000 It's so convenient that a drug that anyone can make, that they're handing out all over the world, in America, they're like, don't take that.
00:39:19.000 Hold on.
00:39:19.000 We've got our own.
00:39:21.000 We've got our own version of it.
00:39:23.000 But I don't know who's right.
00:39:24.000 Maybe they're right.
00:39:25.000 I don't think Dr. Pierre, Corey, or those frontline critical care people are lying.
00:39:31.000 I thought it was like the FDA just pretty much said they don't see a connection with it working.
00:39:38.000 Yeah, there's all sorts of problems with that, though.
00:39:40.000 There's problems with the FDA. And one of the things that happens, it's kind of crazy that it's real.
00:39:46.000 But people work for the FDA, and then they leave, and then they work for Pfizer?
00:39:50.000 Yeah.
00:39:51.000 That is weird.
00:39:52.000 Dude, could you imagine?
00:39:54.000 Could you imagine?
00:39:55.000 Just fucking imagine.
00:39:57.000 You're a guy who's working for the FDA, and you know if you play your cards right, you could be a motherfucking CEO at Pfizer.
00:40:05.000 Dude, you could be one of the bigwigs.
00:40:07.000 Dude, you could have a yacht.
00:40:08.000 Dude, what about your own plane?
00:40:11.000 Maybe get your own plane, Chester, if you go over to Pfizer.
00:40:15.000 Like, that is real.
00:40:17.000 You can be a part of the government's regulatory authority on drugs, and then you can leave and go work for a drug company.
00:40:26.000 It's not like there's any motivation to do things for these guys.
00:40:29.000 They're like, Chester, listen, we've got a wonderful organization.
00:40:32.000 We do a lot of good for people.
00:40:34.000 So a few people die here and there, you know, trying to make some money, beholden to our stakeholders.
00:40:39.000 And these guys, they leave and they go from one organization to the other.
00:40:42.000 It's crazy.
00:40:43.000 And make insane amounts of profit.
00:40:46.000 So that's not a perfect system.
00:40:49.000 That's not a perfect system.
00:40:51.000 There are two different kinds of people.
00:40:52.000 The kind of people that want to make a lot of money off of drugs should be very different kinds of people than the kind of people that want to regulate drugs and make sure that everybody's safe.
00:41:01.000 They should be very different kinds of people.
00:41:03.000 That's very different jobs.
00:41:05.000 That's like the difference between a comedian and an executive at Comedy Central.
00:41:08.000 Very different jobs.
00:41:09.000 Yeah.
00:41:10.000 Very different kinds of people, right?
00:41:12.000 If you're a comic, then all of a sudden you're an executive at Comedy Central, I'm going to go, hey, what are you doing over here?
00:41:18.000 Right?
00:41:20.000 That's how I feel about someone who works for the FDA and then goes over and works for Pfizer.
00:41:24.000 Like, hey.
00:41:26.000 Yeah, you shouldn't be allowed to do that, but I see why they do.
00:41:28.000 I mean, what else are they going to do?
00:41:30.000 They know so much about the business already.
00:41:32.000 They're not going to switch and be like going to tech or something.
00:41:35.000 Right.
00:41:36.000 The problem is how much influence did this company and the carrot that they were dangling have over them before they leave and go to Pfizer or to go to Merck or any company.
00:41:50.000 Any multi multi-billion dollar company.
00:41:53.000 Yeah, they had a congressman.
00:41:55.000 I think it was John Boehner remember him?
00:41:58.000 Mm-hmm, and he was a heavy smoker like they say that like you when you go to his office in Congress They're just just be thick cigarette smoke and stains on the ceilings and all this and he got out and he became a lobbyist for RJ Reynolds, which is yeah the biggest you know maker of cigarettes just a ton of different brands and These are the system of government to lobbyists where you make your money and then go back.
00:42:24.000 Yeah.
00:42:24.000 It's crazy.
00:42:25.000 It's insane.
00:42:26.000 John Boehner joins Tobacco Company's board.
00:42:26.000 Heavy smoker.
00:42:28.000 But hey, look, the fucking guy is a smoker.
00:42:31.000 Yeah.
00:42:32.000 Who better?
00:42:32.000 He looks cool.
00:42:32.000 Look how cool he looks smoking that cigarette.
00:42:34.000 Yup.
00:42:35.000 Why does it look cool smoking a cigarette?
00:42:36.000 I don't know.
00:42:37.000 But it does.
00:42:38.000 Because it is cool.
00:42:39.000 Boys and girls.
00:42:41.000 It does look cool.
00:42:42.000 Way cooler than sucking on this little purple thing I got here, you know?
00:42:45.000 Oh, the vapes?
00:42:46.000 Yeah.
00:42:47.000 It's not the same.
00:42:48.000 The vapes are...
00:42:49.000 Anybody want a cigar?
00:42:51.000 Sure.
00:42:52.000 Oh.
00:42:53.000 Yeah!
00:42:55.000 It's cigar time, everybody!
00:42:58.000 I don't think we've...
00:43:00.000 All the things we've done together, I don't think we've ever smoked a cigar together.
00:43:03.000 Oh yeah, that's true.
00:43:04.000 We've traveled the world.
00:43:06.000 These are JRE cigars.
00:43:08.000 Oh, are you gonna sell these?
00:43:10.000 No.
00:43:11.000 Why not?
00:43:12.000 There's so many cigar people.
00:43:13.000 Well, Foundation Cigars made it for me.
00:43:15.000 Here, I'll cut them for you guys.
00:43:16.000 They should sell these, though.
00:43:18.000 I saw a lot of people talking about them.
00:43:20.000 They wanted to try them.
00:43:22.000 Well, I don't have to talk to Foundation Cigars.
00:43:25.000 They're the ones who put these together.
00:43:26.000 But they're a really good cigar.
00:43:29.000 I'm by no means a cigar expert.
00:43:33.000 I just know what I like.
00:43:35.000 It's like the same way I am about wine.
00:43:37.000 I literally don't know jack shit about wine, other than what I've learned from guys like Maynard or my friend Matt, who tried to explain it to me.
00:43:46.000 You know, like the people are really into wine.
00:43:49.000 What do you look for in a good cigar?
00:43:51.000 Like, I don't even know.
00:43:52.000 Like, it's not dry or super dry, I guess, or flaky.
00:43:55.000 These have been in a humidor.
00:43:56.000 So they gave us this humidor, and you put distilled water in it, and you keep it at about, I think it's about 65, like the humidity, 65%.
00:44:10.000 Yeah, I never got into cigars.
00:44:12.000 As a smoker, you just want to inhale these.
00:44:15.000 So it's kind of like a dick tease.
00:44:16.000 This is another one of those.
00:44:17.000 Oh, it's over here.
00:44:18.000 Hey, Brian.
00:44:25.000 Yeah, the head rush of the cigarette is second to none.
00:44:29.000 This is like a slow trickle of taste.
00:44:33.000 Sort of.
00:44:33.000 Cigars can really bang you up, man.
00:44:36.000 Oh, they can get you.
00:44:38.000 Even as a heavy cigarette smoker that's used to a lot of nicotine, they can really hit hard.
00:44:44.000 I puked once from smoking.
00:44:46.000 You can't inhale it.
00:44:46.000 Well, know this.
00:44:48.000 How crazy is that?
00:44:49.000 Yeah, but it's still going through your mouth, like the veins in your mouth, so you're still getting just huge shotguns of nicotine.
00:44:56.000 I know, but how crazy is it that there's a type of tobacco smoke that's so strong that you don't even inhale it?
00:45:01.000 Yeah.
00:45:03.000 Like universally kind of acknowledged.
00:45:04.000 Like no one's out there hardcore, yeah bro, I inhale my cigars.
00:45:07.000 I inhale them, I don't give a fuck.
00:45:09.000 No one does that.
00:45:10.000 Mm-hmm.
00:45:12.000 Right?
00:45:12.000 Yeah.
00:45:13.000 Everybody just kind of tastes it.
00:45:15.000 Yeah.
00:45:16.000 Chewing tobacco, same thing.
00:45:17.000 You just set a little tiny pinch of it in your lip and it does its work.
00:45:21.000 You don't have to swallow that spit.
00:45:23.000 If you swallow your spit, you get even more nicotine.
00:45:26.000 I've definitely tried it.
00:45:27.000 Yeah.
00:45:27.000 It's so gross.
00:45:28.000 I've definitely tried it.
00:45:30.000 I tried it when I was a kid, when I was into Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, and I almost threw up.
00:45:35.000 Because they always chewed tobacco in those books.
00:45:37.000 And then I tried it as an adult when my friends had, like, we did a podcast with Donald Taroni, and I swallowed dip.
00:45:44.000 Oh, wow.
00:45:45.000 I couldn't figure out how to keep it in my mouth.
00:45:46.000 Like, I couldn't figure out how to pack it, so it just kept getting in my mouth, and eventually I just swallowed it.
00:45:53.000 And that wasn't good.
00:45:55.000 But it wasn't that bad.
00:45:56.000 People said I was going to throw up or something.
00:45:57.000 It really wasn't that bad.
00:45:59.000 My old roommate used to be a dipper, and he would just sit there with his little beer can and just spit and spit and spit all day long.
00:46:06.000 One time I was wasted, and I grabbed it, and I chugged it.
00:46:09.000 Oh, dude.
00:46:11.000 That's wrong.
00:46:12.000 Yeah.
00:46:13.000 No.
00:46:14.000 My friend Phil gave me one of those little pouches.
00:46:16.000 It's like a little diaper filled with tobacco that you stuff in your mouth.
00:46:23.000 I did not like that.
00:46:24.000 I got nervous.
00:46:28.000 See, here's the thing.
00:46:29.000 These crazy hardcore nicotine guys, this is my thing.
00:46:33.000 I think the dippers are the most addicted.
00:46:36.000 I think they're the most addicted.
00:46:38.000 I think they're getting the biggest rush.
00:46:40.000 I think the dippers are getting like crazy amounts of tobacco.
00:46:43.000 Because first of all, you kind of self-regulate, because you could choose the amount of dip.
00:46:48.000 You see these guys walking around looking like squirrels, like half their cheek is popped out because they got like a fat wad of dip.
00:46:55.000 Those guys are tripping.
00:46:56.000 Right?
00:46:57.000 They're on so much tobacco, so much nicotine.
00:47:00.000 You know who's got the most going for them is Ron White, because he smokes little versions of these that don't have a filter, and he inhales.
00:47:08.000 Yeah, he inhales.
00:47:09.000 I remember he was telling me about how he didn't think that there was that much nicotine in one of these little cigarillo things that he was smoking.
00:47:17.000 He's like, I think someone once told me that there's not much nicotine in it, but I was thinking to myself, how come I always want one right when I get off the airplane?
00:47:25.000 Yeah.
00:47:26.000 He ended up looking it up and these things that he smokes throughout the day, it turns out like each one is like a pack of cigarettes.
00:47:35.000 Well, that's the pure tobacco, right?
00:47:37.000 That's why you're not supposed to inhale them.
00:47:39.000 Yeah, that's why he likes them so much is because it's filled with everything.
00:47:43.000 He gave one to me once and I'm like, do you inhale this?
00:47:44.000 I was like confused.
00:47:45.000 Well, I do.
00:47:47.000 I mean, that's worse than Marlboro Reds.
00:47:49.000 Yeah, that's worse.
00:47:50.000 That's like duct-taping three camels together.
00:47:53.000 He's like, I thought these were good for me until I looked it up.
00:47:57.000 Those dudes, I remember the dudes in the pool hall that used to smoke camels.
00:48:00.000 I always had a different kind of respect for them.
00:48:02.000 That's my cigarette run.
00:48:03.000 Fuck a filter.
00:48:05.000 Wow.
00:48:06.000 The no-filter camel is a bold choice.
00:48:09.000 That's a bold choice.
00:48:11.000 For a smoker?
00:48:12.000 Hey man, I was there, dude.
00:48:12.000 Yeah.
00:48:14.000 That was basically like marijuana to...
00:48:17.000 Other than marijuana, it was like weed to us when we were in high school.
00:48:20.000 You would just get buzzed.
00:48:21.000 You'd smoke cigarettes to get like a little fucked up.
00:48:24.000 Here's the question.
00:48:25.000 What does that filter do?
00:48:27.000 It doesn't stain your teeth.
00:48:28.000 It also supposedly filters out some of the bad shit in it.
00:48:33.000 It takes like the tar part of it.
00:48:35.000 Is the tar bad?
00:48:37.000 Have you ever smoked weed with a filter?
00:48:37.000 Yeah.
00:48:41.000 I'm sure I have.
00:48:42.000 Yeah, of course.
00:48:43.000 Yeah, I'm sure I have.
00:48:44.000 Not a paper one just to stop the...
00:48:46.000 Yeah.
00:48:47.000 I mean, an actual filter.
00:48:48.000 Yeah, right.
00:48:48.000 Like a tobacco or a cigarette one?
00:48:50.000 There's some company that started selling N95 filters I smoke my bong through.
00:48:54.000 And after five to ten hits, you can't even get shit through it.
00:48:58.000 It's filled with tar and nasty shit.
00:49:00.000 Well, here's something gross.
00:49:01.000 If you're a smoker, everyone knows this trick.
00:49:03.000 You take like a big...
00:49:04.000 Puff of your cigarette and you blow it through a paper towel and it's just a brown ring.
00:49:09.000 You've done that?
00:49:10.000 Have you done that?
00:49:11.000 Don't you think that when you vaporize weed that you get a different high?
00:49:15.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:49:17.000 It's a different high, right?
00:49:18.000 Yeah.
00:49:18.000 It feels like maybe that's what you're feeling.
00:49:22.000 It's more clean.
00:49:24.000 It's almost like you're getting more of the actual drug and not a bunch of burnt fiber, too.
00:49:34.000 Because if you have to think of plant fiber, when you're smoking weed, you've got a lot of stuff in there, right?
00:49:42.000 It's like plant stuff.
00:49:43.000 And you're burning it.
00:49:45.000 So the smoke is so much different than vaporized THC. Because then you're just heating up the drug.
00:49:55.000 You're just heating up the plant compound and it escapes in the vapor.
00:49:59.000 And it doesn't hurt at all when it comes in.
00:50:01.000 It just...
00:50:02.000 When we used to do that, though, at the podcast, we had real problems with those episodes.
00:50:06.000 Yeah.
00:50:07.000 Dude, like...
00:50:08.000 You'd bust out the volcano.
00:50:09.000 Oh, my God.
00:50:10.000 The volcano was so scary.
00:50:12.000 Those things are strong.
00:50:13.000 Because we would be in the middle of talking, and I'd have no idea what we're talking about.
00:50:17.000 I have no idea what I said, and then maybe I would try to justify what I just said and make it worse.
00:50:17.000 Yeah.
00:50:22.000 Like, we would get so high.
00:50:22.000 Yeah.
00:50:24.000 Like, so stupid high.
00:50:24.000 Yeah.
00:50:28.000 We stopped doing the volcano after a while.
00:50:30.000 We can't keep doing this.
00:50:31.000 It's too scary.
00:50:33.000 It's like skiing down a hill.
00:50:35.000 Just going straight down, hoping you don't hit a tree.
00:50:39.000 And then you had that glass bong that was bigger than Brad Williams.
00:50:41.000 It was like 12 feet tall or something.
00:50:44.000 Yeah.
00:50:45.000 You mean the alien one?
00:50:46.000 Yeah.
00:50:47.000 No, you were supposed to give it to me, but then you never did.
00:50:47.000 You have that, right?
00:50:49.000 What?
00:50:50.000 Yeah.
00:50:51.000 No.
00:50:51.000 Where is it then?
00:50:53.000 I was like, oh, he forgot.
00:50:53.000 I don't know.
00:50:55.000 I wanted that.
00:50:56.000 No, dude, I definitely gave it to you.
00:50:57.000 No, you never did.
00:50:58.000 What?
00:50:59.000 You told me one day, you were like, hey, I'm going to bring it to the studio or something like that, and then you never did, and I didn't ask about it.
00:51:04.000 Well, where the fuck is it then?
00:51:07.000 Dude, that doesn't make any sense.
00:51:09.000 I am almost positive I gave that to you.
00:51:12.000 The wife threw it away.
00:51:13.000 Somebody's got it right now, and they're listening to this.
00:51:17.000 I got your dick thing you gave me with a bunch of guys with dicks and stuff.
00:51:21.000 I bought this sculpture at a store.
00:51:25.000 It's like ebony wood, and it's all these characters with giant dicks.
00:51:31.000 It's the weirdest thing ever.
00:51:33.000 I saw it, I was like, who made this?
00:51:34.000 Why would you make this?
00:51:35.000 So it was these guys and all their dicks, and it was one of the things that, when I got married, I had to get rid of it.
00:51:41.000 I love it.
00:51:42.000 I love it.
00:51:43.000 I have it right in my guest bathroom, so when you're sitting on the shitter, you're like...
00:51:46.000 Because you don't really notice the dicks at first.
00:51:48.000 You're like, what is this weird statue thing?
00:51:50.000 And then you're like, holy shit, there's dicks everywhere.
00:51:52.000 It's pretty cool.
00:51:54.000 Yeah, I got a lot of stuff back then when I first started making money, like those sculptures that you see out there, those big dog things.
00:52:02.000 What are those things called?
00:52:04.000 Something dogs?
00:52:06.000 Gargoyles.
00:52:07.000 They look like gargoyles, but there's like a name, like a type of dog.
00:52:12.000 It's like a...
00:52:13.000 Dozer the Carpathian?
00:52:15.000 What's from Ghostbusters?
00:52:16.000 Ghostbusters, I was thinking that too.
00:52:18.000 No, it's like a thing from, you know, ancient mythology, and they're from Bali.
00:52:26.000 But that kind of dog guardian, they're supposed to be like...
00:52:30.000 So I figured they'd be good here.
00:52:32.000 Yeah.
00:52:32.000 And your gold Buddha.
00:52:33.000 Your gold Buddha, yeah.
00:52:34.000 That's one of the first things you got when I first moved to California.
00:52:36.000 You had that huge gold Buddha.
00:52:38.000 One of the dumbest things I've ever bought.
00:52:39.000 I bought a bunch of...
00:52:40.000 I was always super attracted to ancient Buddhist artwork.
00:52:45.000 I have a bronze Shiva...
00:52:48.000 Like, that kind of stuff.
00:52:50.000 Like, ancient Hindu artwork.
00:52:53.000 Like, I have a 100-year-old piece of an ancient Buddhist Bible.
00:53:05.000 It's like this Thai Buddhist Bible.
00:53:08.000 Or the religious text, whatever they call it.
00:53:11.000 And I have this, like...
00:53:12.000 It's on, like...
00:53:14.000 Bamboo that they strapped down and turned into these flat boards and they painted on it in gold.
00:53:20.000 It's wild.
00:53:21.000 You got haunted shit, man.
00:53:23.000 It is kind of because I look at that and I go, what were the people that made this?
00:53:27.000 The language looks beautiful.
00:53:29.000 I have no idea what it's saying, but the writing is beautiful.
00:53:33.000 And you've got to realize this is a hundred years ago.
00:53:35.000 People were writing this down, right?
00:53:37.000 No television, no movies.
00:53:40.000 You know, a hundred years ago they were writing this.
00:53:42.000 And this is more than a hundred years because I've had it for 20 years.
00:53:45.000 And it's just this sort of weird window into the way other people live that there's a lot of those different ways of living all over the world.
00:53:56.000 That's what's crazy.
00:53:57.000 If you travel and then you hear the way people talk in Thailand, you go, oh, this is just like you would talk like this too if you lived here.
00:54:04.000 How'd this get started?
00:54:05.000 How'd they develop the very simple, very way to talking?
00:54:08.000 They have a sing-songy way.
00:54:10.000 They're all super friendly.
00:54:12.000 Like, wow, it's crazy.
00:54:13.000 There's a vibe.
00:54:14.000 There's a vibe and a cool sound that goes with their language, but then you go over to Germany, different sound.
00:54:22.000 Totally different way of talking, totally different way of making noises.
00:54:25.000 Then you go to Israel, even more different.
00:54:28.000 You're like, wow.
00:54:29.000 People are strange, man.
00:54:30.000 You hear people talking in foreign languages that you don't understand, watching the news or something like that, or watching a YouTube video.
00:54:37.000 It's crazy, because people understand it, and you have no idea what the fuck they're saying.
00:54:41.000 Yeah, we were just in Boston.
00:54:43.000 Same thing.
00:54:43.000 I mean, it is.
00:54:45.000 And you go 40 minutes down the street here, there's a whole other dialect.
00:54:49.000 Yeah.
00:54:50.000 It's crazy.
00:54:51.000 Well, that's a sound, right?
00:54:53.000 Like, who was the first Boston guy to fucking talk like that?
00:54:56.000 Bill Burr.
00:54:57.000 Pack your car.
00:54:58.000 Bill Burr.
00:55:00.000 No, before him, there was these guys that had been around in Boston forever, the comics that had been around in Boston forever, they all had that accent.
00:55:08.000 They all had strong accents.
00:55:09.000 Like, no one had a neutral accent.
00:55:11.000 They all talked like they were from fucking Southie.
00:55:14.000 Did you ever have, like, a mild version of it?
00:55:16.000 Yeah, I definitely did.
00:55:18.000 I saw myself on TV and I sounded like a moron.
00:55:20.000 Oh, that's right.
00:55:21.000 Yeah, when I was 19. I'm like, oh my god, I'm so dumb.
00:55:26.000 I'm such a sheep.
00:55:27.000 What were you doing when you were 19?
00:55:30.000 I won the Bay State Games, which was an Olympic festival that they had in Massachusetts, and I won in my division for Taekwondo.
00:55:40.000 Wow.
00:55:41.000 And you gave, like, an acceptance speech?
00:55:41.000 Yeah.
00:55:42.000 You're like, I want to thank everybody here.
00:55:45.000 Well, they interviewed me because I had a very fast knockout.
00:55:45.000 Yeah.
00:55:48.000 I knocked this guy out, and it was pretty brutal.
00:55:50.000 Wow.
00:55:51.000 And they interviewed me afterwards, and I just sounded like the biggest idiot.
00:55:55.000 Yeah.
00:55:56.000 We've been working really hard, putting in a lot of hard work.
00:56:01.000 Did you ever play stickball?
00:56:03.000 I'm sure I did.
00:56:04.000 Why?
00:56:06.000 We don't play stickball in Ohio.
00:56:07.000 Well, we did in the street.
00:56:08.000 The thing about stickball was a good thing to do in the middle of the street.
00:56:11.000 Like when I lived in Jamaica Plain, we played stickball.
00:56:14.000 Because you could throw the ball to someone in the street, and then you'd have to stop when the car came by.
00:56:19.000 Hold on, car's gone.
00:56:20.000 Car would go by.
00:56:21.000 But, you know, you would worry about stray balls smashing windows, too, though.
00:56:25.000 That always happens.
00:56:26.000 Hit somebody's house.
00:56:29.000 But kids, they get bored.
00:56:31.000 If you leave kids on the streets, they're going to come up with games to play.
00:56:34.000 Everywhere, right?
00:56:37.000 Hell yeah, dude.
00:56:38.000 We used to play the dumbest shit.
00:56:39.000 Rough and tumble.
00:56:41.000 Where you just hit whoever has the ball.
00:56:43.000 Mm-hmm.
00:56:45.000 It's crazy.
00:56:46.000 Well, that's why soccer's so famous, right?
00:56:48.000 Or so popular.
00:56:49.000 Because all you need is that ball.
00:56:51.000 That's all you need.
00:56:52.000 And you can make a ball.
00:56:53.000 Like, you can make a soccer ball out of, like, tape if you've got enough time.
00:56:56.000 And you're so inclined.
00:56:58.000 You know?
00:56:59.000 Have you ever seen that one they do in Myanmar where they play volleyball with their feet?
00:57:07.000 No.
00:57:08.000 That sounds hot.
00:57:08.000 Dude.
00:57:10.000 If you're in the feet, it's your kind of sport.
00:57:10.000 It's hot.
00:57:16.000 Or as Tarantino calls it, his favorite Olympics.
00:57:20.000 Foot volleyball.
00:57:23.000 They get all sweaty.
00:57:24.000 These people have never seen another sport.
00:57:27.000 They don't have TVs or something like that.
00:57:29.000 We had David LeDuc, who's the champion of Latwe, and he lived in Myanmar, and he was telling us about this.
00:57:36.000 So he actually brought us one of them balls.
00:57:39.000 So it's like an empty ball.
00:57:41.000 See how it's like a wiffle ball?
00:57:43.000 But watch how they play this.
00:57:44.000 They play this with their feet.
00:57:45.000 It's wild, dude.
00:57:46.000 Look at this.
00:57:46.000 I don't know why I thought they wouldn't have shoes on.
00:57:49.000 Look at that.
00:57:49.000 Well, sometimes they don't have shoes.
00:57:51.000 This is like serious professional level, though.
00:57:53.000 Look at that serve, dude.
00:57:56.000 Look at that serve.
00:57:57.000 I mean, that is crazy flexibility, man.
00:57:59.000 Pulled groins must happen a lot.
00:58:02.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:58:04.000 And now, what is it called?
00:58:07.000 Set-pack-tack-raw.
00:58:09.000 Set-back-tack-raw.
00:58:12.000 Yeah, these guys are, I mean, incredible athletes.
00:58:15.000 That's what's nuts about it, is like how difficult this must be to do.
00:58:18.000 Like these kicks.
00:58:19.000 Look at that.
00:58:20.000 Bro, I mean, look at that.
00:58:22.000 They're doing like a backflip and a kick at the same time.
00:58:24.000 It's like professional hacky sackers.
00:58:26.000 It's way more high level though.
00:58:28.000 I mean, that is crazy.
00:58:28.000 Look at that.
00:58:29.000 These guys are like gymnasts and karate experts.
00:58:32.000 Look at this kick.
00:58:32.000 Look at that.
00:58:33.000 That is crazy.
00:58:35.000 That is crazy.
00:58:35.000 That is crazy.
00:58:36.000 The guy literally was like head down, feet up in the air, and he spikes it over the top of the neck.
00:58:41.000 Is that like a soft Is it a soft mat or is it a hard floor?
00:58:44.000 This seems like a lot of injuries, like Segura shit.
00:58:46.000 It doesn't look like a soft mat to me.
00:58:49.000 None of these guys are really built like Segura.
00:58:51.000 I know, but it just seems like you land wrong just a little.
00:58:53.000 The way Segura fell.
00:58:54.000 Maybe it's like a wrestling mat type deal.
00:58:56.000 Yeah, it's gotta be.
00:58:57.000 Or like a jujitsu mat.
00:58:59.000 This is crazy.
00:58:59.000 You know, because they can make those kind of mats where it doesn't hurt as much because that can't be hardwood.
00:59:04.000 Look at that!
00:59:04.000 Look at that!
00:59:05.000 That's insane!
00:59:06.000 Oh my god, you land wrong.
00:59:07.000 There's your ankle, son.
00:59:08.000 Yeah.
00:59:09.000 Yeah, that's for thin people.
00:59:13.000 This is not a fat-ass sport.
00:59:15.000 This is not a sport that is body positivity.
00:59:17.000 Oh, and you can't touch it with your hand at all.
00:59:19.000 No.
00:59:19.000 Look at that.
00:59:20.000 That shit is wild.
00:59:22.000 That's cool.
00:59:23.000 So they do this.
00:59:24.000 See if you can find videos of people doing it, because Dave had one that he played on the podcast.
00:59:32.000 But they do it barefoot.
00:59:34.000 And these guys are like swatting this thing over and they're like super skillful.
00:59:38.000 That's a good shit.
00:59:39.000 But it's like, imagine being able to move your legs like that.
00:59:42.000 And flip and whack that ball.
00:59:44.000 I mean, this is it.
00:59:45.000 Oh, this guy's got shoes too.
00:59:47.000 I try to find out a larger gentleman doing it.
00:59:49.000 Oh my god.
00:59:50.000 Yeah, he's pretty big.
00:59:51.000 Damn, he's fat as fuck.
00:59:53.000 What the fuck?
00:59:54.000 I can play this game!
00:59:55.000 I mean, for someone who can do this...
00:59:56.000 Oh, you can use your head?
00:59:57.000 Look at this!
00:59:59.000 Oh my goodness!
01:00:01.000 How does he do that?
01:00:02.000 Oh my god, he's a fucking stud.
01:00:05.000 We need to get Bert to try.
01:00:06.000 Bert's ready to go.
01:00:08.000 Imagine if this was Bert's shit.
01:00:10.000 As soon as Bert starts gaining flexibility, he realizes he's always had the explosiveness.
01:00:18.000 They're going to get a picture of each other's dick tattooed on the back of their arm.
01:00:23.000 I love it.
01:00:24.000 Bert's going to get Tom's dick.
01:00:25.000 Tom's going to get Bert's dick.
01:00:26.000 They took pictures of their dicks and they're going to get them tattooed on each other.
01:00:31.000 Yeah, Bert's dick got covered up on tonight's episode of Kill Tony.
01:00:35.000 Yeah, they put the old Bucky logo on top of it.
01:00:37.000 I'm glad.
01:00:38.000 I thought about that.
01:00:39.000 I was like, this could be an issue.
01:00:40.000 Yeah, we showed up at that Kill Tony.
01:00:43.000 Ballasted!
01:00:44.000 Yeah.
01:00:45.000 We came in five drinks in.
01:00:47.000 It's one funny thing.
01:00:48.000 Every time you come on Kill Tony, you're blasted.
01:00:52.000 It's a fun thing that can happen here.
01:00:54.000 It's wild.
01:00:55.000 If you're feeling good on a Monday, you know that there's always an open door.
01:00:58.000 It was that way at the comedy store.
01:01:00.000 There was a whole bunch of people that would just walk through.
01:01:03.000 Ron White would show up anytime he wanted, and Bobby Lee could walk through anytime.
01:01:07.000 You know what I mean?
01:01:08.000 It's a very open...
01:01:11.000 For as crazy of a show as it is and as packed as it is and how much purpose there is sometimes and how serious of a show it can be, it's also like a wide open party.
01:01:22.000 Well, I never feel like I should be sober.
01:01:24.000 Like, why would I be sober here?
01:01:25.000 I'm not really performing.
01:01:27.000 I'm just watching.
01:01:29.000 Let's show up blasted.
01:01:31.000 You can pull it off.
01:01:34.000 Yeah, it's hard for Tony to do it because Tony really...
01:01:37.000 Watching early episodes and watching how Tony has involved...
01:01:41.000 He's become this host now, which he never had that ever, I don't think.
01:01:46.000 I think he totally learned it from Kill Tony, but...
01:01:49.000 It's pretty amazing, like all the spinning plates that Tony has to deal with, you know, or we all have to deal with.
01:01:54.000 Yeah, I can't get fucked up for that show.
01:01:56.000 No, no, no.
01:01:57.000 Everyone else can.
01:01:58.000 You really have hit an incredible level.
01:02:01.000 Like, you're so good at coordinating the show.
01:02:05.000 And knowing where it's at, and knowing when to add something, and when to start asking them questions, when to move on to the next person, you know?
01:02:14.000 And the fucking rapport you guys have, like with you and David Lucas, that is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.
01:02:21.000 When you guys start hacking on each other, And laughing at each other's stuff.
01:02:25.000 And it's uniquely fun with the two of you, because first of all, when you get Dave, he laughs hard.
01:02:32.000 He laughs hard.
01:02:33.000 Like, he enjoys it.
01:02:34.000 If you get him with a good one.
01:02:35.000 And then this last one that he put up on his Instagram was fucking hilarious.
01:02:39.000 And he got you, and you're like, ah, you got me.
01:02:41.000 Like, it's fun.
01:02:41.000 You got me.
01:02:43.000 When we get the other one real good once every couple episodes, like, real good to where even we're surprised, we always give the other one credit.
01:02:43.000 Oh, yeah.
01:02:52.000 There's been a lot of those.
01:02:55.000 A lot of those just in the moment going right off of what he's going off of.
01:02:58.000 Because that cuts out before Red Band whispers into my ear on that one.
01:03:03.000 That's what's funny about that men's room one is Red Band, who isn't the roaster on the show at all, he whispers in my ear and I'm like, what?
01:03:11.000 And he goes, something about urinal cake.
01:03:11.000 What'd you say?
01:03:13.000 Say urinal cake.
01:03:14.000 I'm like...
01:03:15.000 He was actually right.
01:03:16.000 So when I'm going, you son of a bitch, I'm actually thinking of how to reword and properly execute.
01:03:22.000 Play this.
01:03:23.000 You only like the men's room because there's urinal cakes in there.
01:03:26.000 It ends up being like the thing.
01:03:28.000 Like the inside of a urinal.
01:03:30.000 Oh.
01:03:32.000 God damn it.
01:03:35.000 How do you know what the inside of a urinal looks like?
01:03:37.000 I actually go to the men's restroom.
01:03:39.000 Oh.
01:03:42.000 It's quick.
01:03:43.000 And with the band...
01:03:45.000 Yeah.
01:03:47.000 Folks, if you're in Austin, you have to see the show.
01:03:50.000 I think it's the best...
01:03:52.000 It's crazy.
01:03:54.000 It's unbelievable.
01:03:56.000 He got me.
01:03:58.000 I think that's it, right?
01:03:59.000 For sure.
01:04:00.000 That's a good men's restroom joke.
01:04:02.000 But I'm still setting up.
01:04:04.000 I can tell just by listening to myself there, like, I'm setting up.
01:04:07.000 The next one.
01:04:08.000 Yeah.
01:04:08.000 It's the best fucking live show in comedy.
01:04:10.000 It really is.
01:04:11.000 Because it's such an unusual show.
01:04:13.000 And it's such an amazing show to show young comedians what's really important.
01:04:17.000 When you see the camaraderie that you guys have and that we all have on the show, and then comics come on the show and there are guests and the people that come in and do one minute every week.
01:04:26.000 Yeah.
01:04:27.000 There's a fun...
01:04:29.000 It's like an escape.
01:04:31.000 It's a wild show.
01:04:33.000 It's a wild, fun experience.
01:04:35.000 And it's all just about being funny.
01:04:38.000 Which is one of the things that's dangerously close to being exterminated in some circles in today's comedy.
01:04:45.000 All about...
01:04:46.000 Just the conceit.
01:04:47.000 Like, you're conceding.
01:04:48.000 You understand what they're doing.
01:04:50.000 They're just trying to be funny.
01:04:51.000 This is not their positions in the world and how people feel about things.
01:04:55.000 They're just trying to be funny.
01:04:57.000 And that is all you're getting at Kill Tony.
01:05:00.000 You're getting it from you guys.
01:05:01.000 You're getting it from the guests, the people that come up.
01:05:03.000 They have one minute.
01:05:04.000 In that minute, you're not gonna fucking fix social justice.
01:05:07.000 You are gonna get jokes.
01:05:09.000 You're gonna get laughs.
01:05:10.000 That's what it's for.
01:05:11.000 And that's what everybody does there.
01:05:13.000 And it's fun.
01:05:14.000 And there's a lot of support.
01:05:16.000 And there's a lot of energy in the local amateur community that does it every week.
01:05:23.000 It's an amazing springboard.
01:05:23.000 Yeah.
01:05:25.000 If you can get your feet wet on Kill Tony and get a few laughs.
01:05:29.000 You don't have to kill.
01:05:30.000 Just get a few laughs.
01:05:32.000 You'll start thinking, hey...
01:05:34.000 Maybe I could fucking do this.
01:05:36.000 Maybe I could fucking do this.
01:05:37.000 Maybe you're working part-time as a waiter and you haven't really been going to open mics that much and you do it and you're like, hey, I think maybe I can fucking do this.
01:05:46.000 And you hang out with those people, instead of going out with your friends and smoking crack and listening to techno or whatever you're doing, you say, well, I'm going to go to an open mic.
01:05:57.000 And from our perspective, we've all...
01:06:00.000 The show's evolved and everything, but we've gotten really good at recognizing what's what.
01:06:08.000 They used to say that Mitzi would know within 30 seconds or whatever if you were good or not.
01:06:14.000 And when I first started stand-up, I'm like, that sounds crazy.
01:06:17.000 I doubt that that's true.
01:06:18.000 And here we are 15 years later, and I'm like, oh, I can tell if a person's garbage in 16 seconds.
01:06:25.000 And, uh, on the vice versa, you know, like, Hans Kim told me a couple days ago, we're in the green room, and he's like, you know, I was on Keltony, like, four or five years ago, and you really liked my appearance.
01:06:37.000 I'm like, what?
01:06:39.000 You were?
01:06:39.000 He's like, yeah, when you guys were in the belly room.
01:06:41.000 And I looked it up on my phone right then and there.
01:06:44.000 And he does a set, and I go, dude, you're hilarious, man.
01:06:47.000 Like, you have a real fun future ahead of you, or something like that.
01:06:51.000 Like, very foreshadowing.
01:06:52.000 This is crazy.
01:06:53.000 And he murders every single week, and he's funny in the green room, he's funny offstage, he's funny all the time.
01:07:01.000 He has a perpetual smile.
01:07:03.000 Yep.
01:07:03.000 He really does.
01:07:04.000 The dude is like always smiling.
01:07:06.000 He's always happy and he's always smart and fast with his comebacks and shit.
01:07:10.000 He's a great guy to be around.
01:07:11.000 He's a fun guy to watch develop and grow too.
01:07:14.000 But that's what I think about this show.
01:07:16.000 I think Kill Tony, the show you guys do is the cornerstone of the comedy community.
01:07:20.000 And I think William's the real...
01:07:22.000 Freaking deal.
01:07:23.000 Like, I think he's what everybody, you know, back in the day, like John Belushi and all these Chris Farley, all these goofball big guys, like, I think he's the real one.
01:07:34.000 You know, he's such a silly goose.
01:07:37.000 He's the silliest, and his head...
01:07:39.000 Listen, he's great, but you don't have to disparage Chris Farley and John Belushi, you piece of shit.
01:07:43.000 You see what he did?
01:07:44.000 No, I didn't.
01:07:45.000 I'm saying he's a modern day.
01:07:47.000 Bro, you're talking about dead legends.
01:07:49.000 Have some respect.
01:07:50.000 Jesus Christ.
01:07:51.000 Goddammit, Tony.
01:07:52.000 Goddammit.
01:07:53.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:07:54.000 You can't call them goofballs.
01:07:54.000 I'm saying they are legends.
01:07:56.000 Yeah, huh?
01:07:57.000 Goofball isn't an insult.
01:07:59.000 I said the G word?
01:08:00.000 I don't like the way he said it.
01:08:01.000 It seemed to me like it was disparaging.
01:08:03.000 Yeah.
01:08:03.000 No.
01:08:04.000 I'm saying the big silly guys.
01:08:06.000 Yeah.
01:08:06.000 Well, I don't think there's any reason to compare.
01:08:09.000 He's great.
01:08:10.000 He's very funny.
01:08:12.000 There's no reason to spare the name of dead people.
01:08:15.000 I'm not!
01:08:16.000 I love John Belushi and Chris Farley.
01:08:18.000 I'm just saying I think William's the modern day version of the silly guy.
01:08:22.000 I get what you're saying.
01:08:23.000 It just doesn't work.
01:08:24.000 I met Chris Farley one day.
01:08:27.000 Really?
01:08:28.000 He was white like wet cardboard.
01:08:30.000 Like gray, rather.
01:08:31.000 Like wet cardboard.
01:08:33.000 Like he looked terrible.
01:08:36.000 We were backstage at News Radio and he came and he was hanging out with one of the cast members, I think.
01:08:43.000 And I think he knew Paul Sims, too.
01:08:46.000 And then I'd just see him.
01:08:50.000 This was before he died, obviously, but he was going hard.
01:08:55.000 I mean, hard.
01:08:56.000 He looked gray.
01:08:58.000 I'll never forget that.
01:09:00.000 I remember seeing him.
01:09:02.000 He's really sweaty, really heavy, and his skin looked gray, like ash.
01:09:09.000 I was like, whoa.
01:09:12.000 Sweaty gray.
01:09:15.000 Like, the poor guy.
01:09:17.000 He's probably in the grips of it right there.
01:09:19.000 You know, when you think about people that get addicted to heroin, like, really get addicted, those people, they seem like they've been caught, like a demon caught them in a trap.
01:09:28.000 You know?
01:09:29.000 You gotta get that needle in your arm, son.
01:09:32.000 Gotta get that needle in your arm and escape again.
01:09:36.000 Whatever they do, when they're smoking it or shooting it, it's like that drug in particular is associated with so many people just getting lost in it.
01:09:45.000 It's like it hypnotizes you and draws you in.
01:09:48.000 Some of the best musicians, some of the best writers.
01:09:52.000 Have you ever thought about doing it once?
01:09:54.000 Yeah, sure.
01:09:54.000 Sure.
01:09:55.000 You know, when I got my knee operation, they gave me a morphine drip, and it's supposed to be a similar feeling.
01:10:01.000 It was wonderful.
01:10:02.000 It was wonderful.
01:10:03.000 I kept hitting that button.
01:10:04.000 I was like, oh, I get it.
01:10:09.000 I was in agony.
01:10:11.000 And I'm on this stupid machine that keeps bending my knee and straightening my knee and bending my knee and straightening my knee.
01:10:17.000 It's like a perpetual motion machine that they put you on right after surgery to keep your knee circulating.
01:10:24.000 Wow.
01:10:24.000 Wow.
01:10:25.000 While I'm banging this thing.
01:10:27.000 Dang, dang, dang.
01:10:28.000 Just hitting that button.
01:10:29.000 Every time you hit that button, you get a squirt of morphine.
01:10:32.000 Did it like, do you remember anything from it?
01:10:34.000 Like what it was like, what you were thinking about or whatever?
01:10:37.000 Like I was just sinking into the bed.
01:10:39.000 Like the bed was just filled with love.
01:10:41.000 It was just love clouds.
01:10:43.000 Like you're just sinking in it.
01:10:45.000 Yeah.
01:10:45.000 Wow.
01:10:46.000 Just like your whole body is just getting kissed by God.
01:10:46.000 Yeah.
01:10:53.000 We should do a podcast on morphine sometime.
01:10:55.000 Yeah, let's do it.
01:10:56.000 Get a drip?
01:10:57.000 It was only the one time I've done it, but I think Lenny Bruce had some God reference when he was talking about his...
01:11:04.000 Because Lenny Bruce was like a real hardcore heroin guy.
01:11:07.000 I believe they found him on the floor of his bathroom overdosed on heroin.
01:11:13.000 I think that's how he died.
01:11:15.000 But he had a quote about God and heroin.
01:11:19.000 See if you can find it.
01:11:21.000 But those, so many, like Hendrix got arrested in Toronto for heroin.
01:11:27.000 He was in heroin.
01:11:28.000 Janis Joplin was in heroin.
01:11:30.000 I think Morrison was in heroin, right?
01:11:32.000 Wasn't he?
01:11:33.000 I think so.
01:11:34.000 They were all into it.
01:11:37.000 Kurt Cobain, right?
01:11:39.000 Here it is.
01:11:39.000 What does it say?
01:11:41.000 I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.
01:11:43.000 Okay, that's where I got it from.
01:11:47.000 I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.
01:11:50.000 He was 40 years old.
01:11:50.000 Wow.
01:11:51.000 The legendary quote about shooting drugs like heroin and morphine attributed to comedian Lenny Bruce.
01:11:57.000 So, my apologies for stealing his lawn.
01:12:00.000 Accidental overdose of morphine.
01:12:02.000 It was, when I was doing it, I remember thinking that I didn't even care that my knee was all fucked up and then it was going through the thing.
01:12:08.000 I was just smiling.
01:12:10.000 Yeah.
01:12:11.000 That I had this stuff pumping through me.
01:12:14.000 Other than that, though, I don't think I've ever had any other experiences with opiates.
01:12:21.000 Yeah, I had a wisdom tooth out once, and they gave me a whole bottle of whatever, whichever one of the things was.
01:12:29.000 I don't think it was Vicodin.
01:12:30.000 I think it was a hydroxy or a hy...
01:12:36.000 Hydrochlorone?
01:12:37.000 Chloroform?
01:12:37.000 No.
01:12:38.000 Do you have to like put on a napkin?
01:12:40.000 Hydroxychloroquine?
01:12:41.000 The stuff that Donald Trump really enjoys?
01:12:45.000 I can't remember.
01:12:46.000 I hate Vicodin.
01:12:47.000 Vicodin sucks.
01:12:48.000 I think I took one of those once when I had my knee surgery too.
01:12:52.000 When I got out, they gave me a painkiller.
01:12:55.000 I can never remember if it was Percocets or Vicodin.
01:12:57.000 But I remember I sold it to this guy named Jeff.
01:13:01.000 That was at the pool hall that was always on pills, and he always would sell pills and buy pills.
01:13:05.000 He was a pill guy.
01:13:06.000 He had bandanas and long hair.
01:13:09.000 He was a Florida guy who always had shirtless t-shirts, legitimately, unironically, wearing shirtless t-shirts and a bandana with long hair.
01:13:17.000 Shirtless t-shirts?
01:13:19.000 Yeah, like a t-shirt with cut-off sleeves.
01:13:21.000 Oh.
01:13:22.000 Like the cut-off sleeves.
01:13:23.000 Yeah.
01:13:23.000 He always had those on.
01:13:25.000 Wow.
01:13:25.000 And he had a bandana on, like he was playing tennis, and he had long, greasy, Lynyrd Skynyrd hair.
01:13:32.000 And he sold pills.
01:13:33.000 I sold him my pills.
01:13:34.000 Because I only took it once.
01:13:35.000 I was like, I can't do this.
01:13:36.000 This is just too stupid.
01:13:38.000 Yeah.
01:13:39.000 Yeah, I hate that feeling.
01:13:40.000 It makes you feel stupid.
01:13:41.000 Yeah.
01:13:42.000 I just felt dumb.
01:13:43.000 Like, I'd rather be in pain.
01:13:45.000 And then my next knee operation, I didn't take shit.
01:13:47.000 I didn't take anything.
01:13:49.000 When I got out, I just dealt with it.
01:13:51.000 But it was way less painful, too.
01:13:53.000 When they did the second one, they did it through a cadaver.
01:13:56.000 Cadaver graphs are crazy.
01:13:58.000 They take a piece of a dead guy's body and screw it into yours.
01:14:01.000 Where's your cadaver?
01:14:02.000 It's in my right knee.
01:14:03.000 Oh, wow.
01:14:05.000 Too bad you don't get, like, adoption papers for it, you know, so you know who the person is, like a Cabbage Patch Kid?
01:14:09.000 Well, they say that people that get, like, organ transplants have strange memories.
01:14:14.000 Ooh, fuck that.
01:14:15.000 They think the memories are actually somehow or another contained in part—and this is complete theoretical whatever— That it's possible that memories are contained in different parts of the body like sometimes people will find they get cravings for certain things and it turns out the dead person's Heart that they have inside of them is what's asking for Butterscotch pudding.
01:14:40.000 Oh my god, you know something like real specific like all of a sudden you have a craving Yeah, it's like spicy pickles.
01:14:47.000 You're like what the fuck?
01:14:48.000 That's weird.
01:14:49.000 Why am I why am I so into spicy pickles like Norman was really into spicy pickles.
01:14:53.000 That was Norman's thing.
01:14:55.000 I wonder if a straight guy ever got a gay guy's heart and got into trying to hook up with his buddies after that.
01:15:00.000 Probably.
01:15:01.000 Or the other way.
01:15:03.000 Gay guy gets a straight guy's heart and he's like, why am I sucking cock all day?
01:15:07.000 I hate it.
01:15:08.000 Do you know they use dead bodies for crash test dummies?
01:15:13.000 Oh my god.
01:15:14.000 Can you imagine just what that would look like, them strapped into the car and then afterwards?
01:15:20.000 Fuck.
01:15:21.000 Yeah.
01:15:22.000 Fuck that.
01:15:23.000 Oh, you know what I found out recently?
01:15:25.000 Ready for this?
01:15:26.000 You know that bodies exhibit?
01:15:28.000 Yeah.
01:15:29.000 That we've all seen?
01:15:30.000 I've seen it in LA. I've seen it in Vegas.
01:15:34.000 Those are unclaimed Chinese bodies, and a lot of them have bullet holes in them.
01:15:40.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
01:15:41.000 A lot of them are executed prisoners.
01:15:44.000 Wow.
01:15:45.000 A lot of them are just people.
01:15:46.000 They found their body dead, allegedly.
01:15:48.000 When you are watching this, when you watch those shows, like if you go to look at the exhibits at one of those body shows, If this was anywhere else other than a science museum, you would think this was a fucking serial killer.
01:16:06.000 They take people and they stretch them out.
01:16:08.000 They put them in weird poses.
01:16:09.000 They take their body and preserve it forever.
01:16:12.000 They give them a basketball and pretend they're playing basketball.
01:16:15.000 It's kind of twisted.
01:16:16.000 It really is.
01:16:17.000 They have dead babies.
01:16:18.000 There's a dead baby that's in a giant formaldehyde or whatever it is, jug, and it's just floating, a fetus.
01:16:26.000 Imagine if you went over a guy's house and you went into his basement and you're looking for the bathroom and you see a dead baby in a jar of formaldehyde.
01:16:37.000 You would get out of that fucking house as quick as you can.
01:16:39.000 You'd say, oh my god, I left my phone.
01:16:41.000 I'll be right back, and you fucking go right to the police station.
01:16:44.000 The guy's got a dead baby in a bucket in his basement.
01:16:49.000 But at this place, because it's the science, oh, that's what a dead baby looks like.
01:16:49.000 Holy shit.
01:16:53.000 And so people were wandering around looking at these pictures.
01:16:56.000 And the other day we were trying to figure it out.
01:16:57.000 I go, where did those fucking bodies come from?
01:16:59.000 How do they get so many bodies?
01:17:01.000 This is where they get it.
01:17:02.000 They get them all from China.
01:17:03.000 And they put them through this process called, I think it's called plasticizing.
01:17:06.000 I think that's what it's called.
01:17:07.000 So they basically take all of your tissue and turn it into plastic.
01:17:13.000 Like they impregnate it with plastic and some kind of resin or something.
01:17:17.000 So they can do these weird things.
01:17:18.000 So they take chunks of your arm and hack them off.
01:17:21.000 So they stretch your arm out in sections.
01:17:23.000 It's like 13, 14 feet long.
01:17:25.000 So there could conceivably be some Chinese bigwig who did not like this guy who maybe taught his wife tennis.
01:17:34.000 So he had a bullet put through this guy's brain and then had him converted into this tennis player that you could see at these bodies exhibits.
01:17:43.000 I want you to think about it that way when you look at that picture.
01:17:46.000 Show me one of them tennis players.
01:17:47.000 Yeah.
01:17:49.000 Some of them tennis players because they have these guys like with the racket now imagine like the ultimate fuck you to your wife you you kill her mistress and you turn it into Yeah, so weird look at the basketball player click on that one Jamie look at that we should go here on mushrooms just imagine You would probably freak the fuck out.
01:18:11.000 What's the middle one?
01:18:12.000 Is that a ping-pong player?
01:18:13.000 The middle one on the bottom right, Jamie?
01:18:15.000 That one, yeah.
01:18:15.000 Is that guy playing ping-pong?
01:18:17.000 Oh, baseball.
01:18:17.000 He's catching.
01:18:18.000 He's catching and throwing.
01:18:20.000 Look at that.
01:18:21.000 Fuck, dude.
01:18:22.000 There's one of a guy flexing on the rings.
01:18:24.000 Now, this kind of shit.
01:18:25.000 This kind of shit is what I'm talking about.
01:18:27.000 So we're looking at a guy split in half Split down the middle.
01:18:32.000 His left side of his skull is on one side, his right side of his skull is on the other side, and then they split his chest cavity and pull his spinal cord up to the height of the head.
01:18:42.000 If you saw that in someone's house, you'd be like, this guy is a sick fuck.
01:18:50.000 But if you see it at the museum, you're like, oh, interesting.
01:18:54.000 Interesting.
01:18:56.000 If it didn't have the fake eyeballs, I think it would be less creepy.
01:19:01.000 Dude, look at this one.
01:19:02.000 They took this guy and they stretched him out and cut him into sections.
01:19:05.000 Into, like, stakes.
01:19:07.000 So, like, his whole body is sectioned out over, like, 15, 20 feet long.
01:19:12.000 And that's at the Luxor.
01:19:13.000 That's in Vegas.
01:19:15.000 Starts off with the little fillets, goes right to the wall.
01:19:17.000 Keep going back to those pictures, please.
01:19:19.000 Oh, it says, what does it say, Jamie?
01:19:21.000 This was an article from 2006, and I'm in PR. Okay, so this is a different one.
01:19:26.000 It says the cadavers were traced to a Russian medical examiner who was convicted last year of illegally selling the bodies of homeless people, prisoners, and indigent hospital patients.
01:19:38.000 That is one of those.
01:19:39.000 The one that I saw, if you could Google, bodies exhibit unclaimed Chinese bodies.
01:19:47.000 There's stories from that from this year, but I just went back to as far back as I could find, and this was from 15 years ago.
01:19:52.000 Oh, well, I'm sure they get them from a lot of shady places.
01:19:55.000 That's the point, is that they're getting these bodies from shady places.
01:19:57.000 It's weird.
01:19:58.000 He figured out the homeless problem.
01:20:00.000 They should give him an award.
01:20:02.000 Can you imagine if they're just...
01:20:03.000 All the homeless went away, but these bodies exhibits are everywhere.
01:20:06.000 Like, everywhere.
01:20:07.000 Under the bridges.
01:20:08.000 There's also multiple kinds of bodies exhibits, I guess, too, which that might be part of the issue.
01:20:14.000 I don't know who's getting them from a good place, but there's like...
01:20:16.000 Is the fan on in here?
01:20:18.000 It seems like extra smoky.
01:20:19.000 It's on, but three cigars were just being smoked.
01:20:21.000 No.
01:20:22.000 Um, yeah, man, it's just I didn't think about it until I saw I don't remember why I looked it up But I looked it up and I saw it and I was like what is that?
01:20:34.000 How do you do that?
01:20:35.000 Like how do you get all those bodies?
01:20:37.000 And then when I read that they were, like once I started reading about what they're doing with the Uyghurs, the Uyghur Muslims in China, do you know what they're doing?
01:20:45.000 Dude, this is like an international tragedy that is rarely discussed in mainstream media.
01:20:51.000 They're rounding these people up and taking them to camps.
01:20:56.000 I don't know if they're re-education camps, if they're concentration camps, if they're prisoner camps.
01:21:01.000 I don't know what they're doing, but there's demand internationally for information.
01:21:06.000 Try to figure out what's happening over there.
01:21:08.000 See if you can find...
01:21:10.000 I'm already looking.
01:21:11.000 Just doing that.
01:21:13.000 Just typing it in Google Image Search.
01:21:14.000 You see pictures here, but second row.
01:21:17.000 New York Times article, no such thing.
01:21:19.000 China denies.
01:21:21.000 I don't know.
01:21:22.000 Squid Games.
01:21:25.000 Well, but Uyghur Muslims, if you just put up Uyghur people, so China's denying it?
01:21:34.000 Is that what they're saying?
01:21:35.000 I would imagine.
01:21:36.000 More evidence of China's horrific abuses in, how do you say that, Xinjiang?
01:21:41.000 That's where it's supposed to be, right?
01:21:44.000 See, it's, I don't know, right?
01:21:49.000 I don't know who's telling the truth.
01:21:51.000 See if you can find a good, solid article.
01:21:54.000 Like, whatever one makes sense.
01:21:57.000 Just see if you can.
01:21:58.000 So we can know.
01:21:59.000 But the allegation that I keep hearing time and time again is that they're putting these people in camps.
01:22:05.000 But the thing is, like, one thing that we know for sure about China is they make people disappear if they're journalists, if they say unfavorable things about the government, they go after bloggers and imprison them, and people who post things on social media, they imprison them, and they also go after their billionaires.
01:22:20.000 Like, they've had billionaires just vanish.
01:22:23.000 Vanish.
01:22:23.000 They talk shit and just fucking go away.
01:22:29.000 Data League reveals how China brainwashes Uyghurs in prison camps.
01:22:29.000 Okay.
01:22:34.000 So they take them to these prison camps and I guess they're trying to convert them.
01:22:37.000 Chinese government has consistently claimed the camps in the far western Xinjiang region.
01:22:41.000 I don't know if I'm saying that right.
01:22:43.000 Sorry.
01:22:44.000 Offer voluntary education and training.
01:22:46.000 LOL. But official documents seen by BBC Panorama show how inmates are locked up, indoctrinated and punished.
01:22:55.000 China's UK ambassador dismissed the documents as fake news, of course.
01:23:00.000 Of course.
01:23:01.000 The investigator found new evidence which undermines Beijing's claim that the detention camps which have been built across Xinjiang in the past three years are for voluntary re-education purposes to counter extremism.
01:23:13.000 About a million people A million, mostly from the Muslim Uyghur community, are thought to have been detained without trial.
01:23:23.000 Wow.
01:23:23.000 Dude.
01:23:24.000 How many of those guys make it into the Luxor?
01:23:27.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:23:28.000 Yeah.
01:23:29.000 I mean, where are those bodies coming from?
01:23:31.000 I don't think that.
01:23:33.000 When I was there, I was like, ooh, we should probably go to see that exhibit.
01:23:35.000 That's cool.
01:23:36.000 Now I'm going, oh my god.
01:23:39.000 It's like that with everything, right?
01:23:40.000 Like SeaWorld, same thing.
01:23:41.000 We went to the Austin Zoo a couple months ago.
01:23:45.000 The hottest, most dehydrated animals you've ever seen in your life.
01:23:49.000 I'm not kidding.
01:23:50.000 The first thing we saw, like, I'm not joking at all.
01:23:53.000 The first animal that we saw...
01:23:55.000 Was a monkey who was up on the shelf like they're all hiding in the shade like there's a little Shady part of each animals cage and they're all just in the shade This monkey taught itself how to put a rag in its drinking water and put the wet rag on its head and it's just sitting up on a shelf in Texas Just a hot monkey All the animals are just hot.
01:24:18.000 There's a dehydrated bear, a sleepy lion.
01:24:22.000 It was the worst zoo experience ever.
01:24:25.000 But also, it's exciting at times.
01:24:27.000 You see an animal that you like, you're like, oh, a parrot.
01:24:29.000 You forget that you're watching this delusional bear walk around in circles for five minutes.
01:24:36.000 Yeah, you're in an animal prison.
01:24:38.000 Yeah.
01:24:39.000 To think that almost everything's like that.
01:24:41.000 Welcome to my show.
01:25:00.000 They let babies feed them.
01:25:02.000 The only animal, they're so safe that if you put out leaves of lettuce, a baby can hold out a leaf of lettuce and everyone's completely sure that a giraffe won't hurt anybody.
01:25:13.000 There's no other animal like that in the zoo.
01:25:16.000 It's really kind of extraordinary when you think about it that way.
01:25:19.000 Like, you can't feed anything else unless it's from a distance.
01:25:22.000 You know, we went to Australia, and we went to visit the koala bear exhibit, and these things are adorable, you know?
01:25:29.000 Life tells you that koalas are like the cutest thing in the world, and they are.
01:25:34.000 Until...
01:25:34.000 As long as you keep feeding them eucalyptus leaves, the moment that the zookeeper, like, has to grab another batch or something, the koala slowly starts to turn into a bear, you know what I mean?
01:25:45.000 Like, literally, its claws come out, its grip gets tighter, Like the second, if it takes five seconds, you're basically dealing with a tiny bear.
01:25:54.000 So they bite and attack people?
01:25:56.000 They don't have the eucalyptus trees?
01:25:57.000 I don't know about bite, but it felt like, right?
01:25:59.000 How do we describe this?
01:26:01.000 I wasn't there.
01:26:01.000 I don't know.
01:26:02.000 Really?
01:26:03.000 Oh, yeah.
01:26:04.000 You slept in.
01:26:05.000 That's right.
01:26:05.000 I was like, fuck koala bears.
01:26:06.000 I ain't driving.
01:26:07.000 We just got off an airplane from the United States, and they were like, let's go see koalas.
01:26:12.000 I'm like, I'm going to my hotel and sleeping and taking a shower.
01:26:15.000 That's a long flight.
01:26:16.000 We did that too, by the way.
01:26:17.000 We all took naps, and then we went to the zoo.
01:26:20.000 But you didn't seem happy when you came back.
01:26:21.000 You were like, those things smell like shit.
01:26:24.000 No.
01:26:27.000 No, we smelled eucalyptus on us for like a month after that, because that's what they smell like.
01:26:33.000 See if you can get some footage.
01:26:34.000 What were you searching before?
01:26:35.000 The Uyghurs?
01:26:36.000 We got that, right?
01:26:37.000 We didn't even find koala bears attacking people.
01:26:41.000 You say it like we went straight from the airport to koala.
01:26:43.000 We did!
01:26:44.000 It was like a half hour after we landed.
01:26:46.000 Was it?
01:26:47.000 Yeah, and we had a show that night.
01:26:49.000 It wasn't?
01:26:50.000 Yeah, it was.
01:26:50.000 I would never speed off to some fucking zoo.
01:26:54.000 You did!
01:26:54.000 It sounds horrible.
01:26:55.000 How long do you think it lasted before you went to the zoo?
01:26:59.000 It was like three hours.
01:27:01.000 Everyone knows you have a three-hour gap any time you land at a new hotel.
01:27:04.000 You have to settle in and you have to like chill.
01:27:08.000 I don't have a rush off.
01:27:09.000 No, because I remember that's why I didn't go.
01:27:09.000 You don't believe it?
01:27:12.000 I was like, are you guys crazy?
01:27:13.000 And they're like, it's koala bears.
01:27:15.000 Yeah, it's a bed and a shower.
01:27:17.000 Maybe it seemed like a half hour.
01:27:19.000 But you were just jet-lagged.
01:27:21.000 Yeah, I wanted to go.
01:27:23.000 I'm not going away.
01:27:24.000 It was also an hour drive, and I was like, man, I've been sitting in a plane so long.
01:27:24.000 I don't care that much.
01:27:29.000 The last thing I want to do is drive an hour.
01:27:30.000 I've been told you've got to see kangaroos in real life to understand how big they are.
01:27:34.000 Yeah.
01:27:35.000 Yeah, that's what I've been told.
01:27:37.000 Yeah, they seem like just balls of muscle.
01:27:39.000 Eddie F told me a story about the first time he encountered a kangaroo.
01:27:42.000 I think he was taking a leak in someone's backyard or something.
01:27:46.000 And one of his friends yelled out, hey, get back here.
01:27:50.000 I'm fucking up the story for sure, but I remember him turning around and there was a kangaroo that was taller than him.
01:27:54.000 Wow.
01:27:55.000 They're like six feet tall.
01:27:57.000 And built like a brick shithouse.
01:27:57.000 Yeah.
01:28:01.000 I think they're cool.
01:28:02.000 They should have boxing matches that you could watch of kangaroos.
01:28:06.000 They don't want to box, dude.
01:28:07.000 They want to run around and fuck.
01:28:08.000 Eat grass and do whatever the fuck they do.
01:28:11.000 They're only boxing because you make them.
01:28:11.000 They don't want to box.
01:28:13.000 Well, I mean, fucking Jake Paul versus a giant kangaroo.
01:28:16.000 Who wouldn't buy that?
01:28:18.000 They try to kick your guts out.
01:28:19.000 That's what they try to do.
01:28:21.000 They literally try to kick your guts out.
01:28:23.000 I hope Mike Tyson fights him.
01:28:26.000 Jake Paul or a kangaroo?
01:28:27.000 Jake Paul.
01:28:27.000 Yeah.
01:28:28.000 I support that.
01:28:30.000 I don't support anybody fighting kangaroos.
01:28:32.000 They used to do it, though.
01:28:33.000 They used to have boxing kangaroos where people would go.
01:28:35.000 Oh, that's right.
01:28:36.000 Yeah, they would go to a fair and they would box a kangaroo.
01:28:39.000 Wow.
01:28:40.000 Yeah.
01:28:40.000 There's a lot of video of it.
01:28:41.000 You watch people get fucked up by kangaroos.
01:28:44.000 Oh, this is a koala bear attacking people?
01:28:45.000 Oh, yeah.
01:28:46.000 See, these are koalas without eucalyptus.
01:28:48.000 Yeah, so these are these wild little...
01:28:50.000 First of all, it's crazy how cute they are.
01:28:53.000 They are so cute.
01:28:53.000 They're so adorable.
01:28:54.000 Look at those little faces.
01:28:56.000 Yeah.
01:28:57.000 Oh, that bit the person?
01:28:59.000 Oh, wow.
01:29:00.000 Oh, so they don't have the actual attack.
01:29:03.000 They just have the wound.
01:29:04.000 So he's got a bite wound.
01:29:06.000 He probably got too close.
01:29:07.000 He's probably taking selfies.
01:29:07.000 Yeah.
01:29:09.000 People take selfies at Yellowstone.
01:29:11.000 They get launched into the air by buffaloes.
01:29:13.000 Yeah.
01:29:14.000 Yeah.
01:29:15.000 People are so goofy when they get around nature, man.
01:29:17.000 But it's weird that, like, something so cute would be so dangerous.
01:29:21.000 Like, isn't that the, like, usually cute keeps you alive, right?
01:29:25.000 Like, babies and puppies and kittens and little monkeys and little birdies, and they're cute.
01:29:31.000 It keeps them alive.
01:29:32.000 Like, you don't want to eat little baby chicks.
01:29:35.000 Oh, can't do that.
01:29:38.000 But when they're a full-grown chicken, you chop their fucking head off and start plucking.
01:29:41.000 It's weird.
01:29:42.000 You'll eat the full-grown chicken and you'll eat the egg, but it fits in the middle.
01:29:47.000 Well, the egg is...
01:29:48.000 The nuggets?
01:29:49.000 Oh, baby chicken nuggets?
01:29:50.000 That's where they're from, the nuggets.
01:29:52.000 I don't think so.
01:29:53.000 It's all assholes.
01:29:54.000 It's just chicken assholes, ground up.
01:29:56.000 But eggs are such a bonus.
01:29:58.000 It's like nature's bonus.
01:29:59.000 Because it's full animal protein, but nothing dies.
01:30:04.000 And they make them every day.
01:30:05.000 Like, if you have a bunch of chickens, you could literally...
01:30:08.000 If you had 20 chickens, you never have to buy food.
01:30:10.000 You could just eat eggs.
01:30:12.000 Like, if you were in a real strict, sort of fucked-up, apocalyptic-type situation, as long as you have enough chicken food, and you have a bunch of chickens...
01:30:20.000 Like, if you have, like, 20 chickens, you're probably gonna get 10 eggs, 9 eggs, 8 eggs a day.
01:30:26.000 That's a lot of eggs.
01:30:27.000 You could actually eat off of those.
01:30:28.000 Do you still have chickens?
01:30:29.000 No, they all got killed by coyotes.
01:30:32.000 I want to get chickens.
01:30:33.000 Yeah, we had a fire, that big fire that went through California a couple years back.
01:30:40.000 It burned down our chicken coop.
01:30:41.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:30:42.000 And so we had to gather up the chickens and we put them in another chicken coop.
01:30:46.000 And this chicken coop was not sturdy.
01:30:48.000 It was a store-bought chicken coop.
01:30:49.000 The other one was built by...
01:30:51.000 I had a carpenter do it.
01:30:53.000 These fucking coyotes, they opened it up.
01:30:55.000 It was a disaster.
01:30:57.000 They killed like nine chickens.
01:30:59.000 Jesus.
01:31:00.000 And they're like pets, aren't they?
01:31:00.000 Yeah.
01:31:02.000 You start kind of feeling like they're pets.
01:31:04.000 Well, they were real chill.
01:31:06.000 I mean, you could go up to quite a few of them.
01:31:10.000 They had different personalities.
01:31:11.000 Like some of them you can't pick up.
01:31:12.000 And other ones, they would just drop down.
01:31:15.000 You could pick them up, then you could pet them.
01:31:17.000 Like just a bunch of videos of me on Instagram walking with the chickens, petting them.
01:31:21.000 But there was a few that didn't want to be picked up.
01:31:23.000 It's all in like how much you handle them when they were little babies.
01:31:27.000 But dude, coyotes, that's like a fucking...
01:31:29.000 It's like a fast food restaurant to them.
01:31:33.000 They just like hop on the roof.
01:31:35.000 I caught them on the roof of the thing, like in the middle of the night.
01:31:38.000 I hear something, like all this sound, and I turn on a flashlight and I put it on the roof of the chicken coop and there's two coyotes just staring at me, trying to figure out how to get the chickens.
01:31:46.000 Oh my god.
01:31:47.000 It's so weird, man, because they're wolves.
01:31:50.000 They're these little small wolves that live in suburban neighborhoods.
01:31:53.000 They're everywhere.
01:31:54.000 Are they out here?
01:31:55.000 I know my neighborhood's just tons of bobcats and bunny rabbits and hawks.
01:32:01.000 Tons of hawks.
01:32:02.000 We have one that's in our neighborhood.
01:32:06.000 I'm sure more than one, but one that we've seen because he's pretty distinct.
01:32:09.000 He's pretty fat.
01:32:10.000 He's been eating good.
01:32:12.000 And then we have a fox that visits my yard all the time.
01:32:16.000 That's cool.
01:32:16.000 He barks.
01:32:17.000 I like foxes.
01:32:18.000 They're beautiful.
01:32:20.000 Foxes are beautiful little animals.
01:32:22.000 And they don't really attack humans, right?
01:32:24.000 No.
01:32:24.000 No, they play with humans.
01:32:26.000 Foxes become your friend.
01:32:27.000 Like, no bullshit.
01:32:28.000 Like, you could take a grown fox, and if you're around it enough, and it doesn't think of you as a threat, like, they'll start treating you like a dog.
01:32:36.000 It's weird.
01:32:37.000 Like, there's a video of this little fox.
01:32:40.000 It's Todd!
01:32:41.000 I'm a hound dog.
01:32:43.000 He played me for a treat.
01:32:45.000 Look how cute he is.
01:32:47.000 Like, they'll play.
01:32:49.000 That's adorable.
01:32:50.000 Come on, man.
01:32:50.000 This is a wild animal that will play with you almost like a dog.
01:32:55.000 Like, look, this thing's on its back.
01:32:56.000 This guy's petting it, man.
01:32:58.000 I mean, come on.
01:33:00.000 How crazy is that that you could pet a fox?
01:33:03.000 I love it.
01:33:05.000 Wow.
01:33:05.000 I want a fox.
01:33:06.000 They're weird animals, man.
01:33:08.000 It's Finnegan!
01:33:09.000 Oh, God.
01:33:10.000 That was a donut.
01:33:12.000 So this might be someone's pet.
01:33:15.000 That seems like Finnegan the fox is someone's pet.
01:33:18.000 But if you go to...
01:33:20.000 Yeah, that's someone's pet.
01:33:22.000 Finnegan the fox has a YouTube channel.
01:33:24.000 But if you go to Grizzly Man.
01:33:27.000 Whoa, Fox is jumping on trampolines.
01:33:29.000 Yeah, they play.
01:33:31.000 They're super playful, man.
01:33:32.000 If you go to Grizzly Man, Fox.
01:33:36.000 Timothy, what was his name?
01:33:39.000 Treadwell?
01:33:41.000 Yeah.
01:33:41.000 Was that his name?
01:33:42.000 I think so, right?
01:33:43.000 Was that his name, Timothy Treadwell?
01:33:45.000 I'm Timothy Treadwell.
01:33:46.000 Is that the Grizzly Man?
01:33:47.000 Yeah.
01:33:47.000 Yeah.
01:33:48.000 Well, he had a friend that was a fox that would visit him in camp.
01:33:51.000 Completely wild fox.
01:33:53.000 And they would play together, and the fox stole his hat and ran into the den.
01:33:56.000 Like, they're having fun together.
01:33:57.000 Like, the fox would, like, hang out on the roof of his tent.
01:34:01.000 I miss this guy.
01:34:05.000 It's an interesting documentary, man.
01:34:07.000 If you haven't seen it, folks, see, look, the fox is hanging with him.
01:34:11.000 So if you go back a little bit, you'll see how close he is to the fox.
01:34:15.000 Because he's like, right, yeah, there you go, right there.
01:34:17.000 Look at this.
01:34:18.000 Dude, I mean, how crazy is this?
01:34:20.000 That is a wild fox who just comes up to him and is playing with him.
01:34:24.000 They're like little dogs, man.
01:34:26.000 Like, look, it's in his camp, and they hang out.
01:34:29.000 And I guess they established a relationship because he was there for months and months at a time, camping.
01:34:34.000 And he probably fed him a little bit.
01:34:35.000 But they became buds.
01:34:37.000 Like, a fox legitimately befriended him.
01:34:41.000 Kind of wild.
01:34:42.000 It is.
01:34:43.000 Well, it is weird with some animals.
01:34:45.000 I have a bunny rabbit that's kind of like that.
01:34:47.000 He's gotten so comfortable that he'll just jump up onto my patio and just hang out with me.
01:34:51.000 Oh, like a wild bunny?
01:34:52.000 Like a wild bunny.
01:34:53.000 We have tons of bunny rabbits and stuff like that.
01:34:55.000 And there's one I feed.
01:34:56.000 I get a bunch of little carrots.
01:34:58.000 He's gotten to the point where he just comes up now to me.
01:35:00.000 When I used to live in North Hollywood, there was this dude who used to lie down and squirrels would come and take food out of his hands.
01:35:06.000 He would have peanuts.
01:35:07.000 But he would lie down, so he was on his back, and he would just lay there and hold the peanut up, and the squirrels would come up and grab his finger and take the peanut and run off.
01:35:15.000 Like, he had done it so often that they'd become conditioned to this guy.
01:35:20.000 So when he would go there, he would lie down so they'd know he wasn't a threat, he wasn't standing.
01:35:23.000 He would lie down on his back and just hold up peanuts.
01:35:26.000 Damn.
01:35:28.000 Squirrels are crazy.
01:35:29.000 There's an albino squirrel at the golf course that I play at.
01:35:33.000 Yeah.
01:35:34.000 It's wild.
01:35:35.000 Have you ever seen black squirrels?
01:35:36.000 They're rare.
01:35:37.000 Yeah, they're cool.
01:35:38.000 They don't know what that is.
01:35:38.000 They're cool looking.
01:35:40.000 Like if it's a regressive gene, they don't know if it's like an adaptive gene.
01:35:44.000 Like maybe like, I'm gonna fill this up.
01:35:46.000 Some places where there's like a lot of them, like maybe they survive better that way.
01:35:53.000 Yeah.
01:35:54.000 You know, like they don't know.
01:35:55.000 Like why is one squirrel dark?
01:35:58.000 Is it because like they can hide at nighttime from hawks and shit?
01:36:02.000 You ever watch that YouTuber, he's like a science guy or engineer, and he built like that squirrel thing in his backyard.
01:36:09.000 It's like a whole thing that he built, kind of like a track where they have to go through tubes, they have to climb, they have to jump, just to get to the end of it.
01:36:19.000 I forget his name, but it's...
01:36:22.000 It's an amazing video, and he has two of them, and just how smart these squirrels are.
01:36:26.000 It's like an obstacle course for them.
01:36:29.000 Look at how big this is.
01:36:31.000 His name is...
01:36:32.000 What's his name?
01:36:33.000 Mark Robber.
01:36:34.000 And it's so cool.
01:36:36.000 Ninja Warrior Course.
01:36:37.000 This is wild.
01:36:38.000 Yeah, and it's amazing watching them get smarter every single day.
01:36:44.000 What they do...
01:36:47.000 100%.
01:36:48.000 Any of his videos.
01:36:49.000 Oh, and at the end of it, it's all to get food.
01:36:50.000 Yeah.
01:36:51.000 So they figure it all out, and at the end of it, oh, look at all those walnuts.
01:36:54.000 Oh, my God.
01:36:55.000 Wow.
01:36:56.000 Interesting.
01:36:57.000 Mark also, if you've never watched him, he's one of the best guys on YouTube.
01:37:02.000 He also made these fake packages that he puts on people's porches, or, I mean, he puts on his porch and people steal it, and when they go home to open it up, it has, like, fart spray that pulls out and has all these cameras and GPS, and it throws glitter everywhere.
01:37:15.000 It's some of the greatest videos.
01:37:15.000 Yeah.
01:37:18.000 Yeah.
01:37:18.000 Yeah, I've seen that.
01:37:20.000 It's pretty interesting because he really shows how many scams.
01:37:26.000 Glitter Bomb, Trap Catches Phone Scammer.
01:37:29.000 Yeah, that's interesting, but I'm more interested in this squirrel stuff.
01:37:32.000 That squirrel thing is pretty dope.
01:37:34.000 Does he have a background in squirrels or something?
01:37:36.000 No, he's just in his backyard.
01:37:37.000 He noticed that there were squirrels always eating his bird feet.
01:37:40.000 And so this is the second one he's made.
01:37:42.000 Fort nuts.
01:37:43.000 This one actually has computers where they have to go in and do Mission Impossible shit.
01:37:48.000 Oh, wow.
01:37:49.000 It's pretty awesome how smart the squirrels are.
01:37:52.000 So squirrels have to solve these problems.
01:37:54.000 Yeah, to get to the end.
01:37:55.000 He doesn't even give them cracked walnuts.
01:37:57.000 How rude.
01:37:58.000 He makes them crack their own walnuts.
01:37:59.000 Come on, they're squirrels, man.
01:38:00.000 It's easy for them.
01:38:01.000 Is it?
01:38:02.000 It's a lot of work.
01:38:02.000 Yeah.
01:38:04.000 Cracking a walnut?
01:38:05.000 Is it easy?
01:38:05.000 For them.
01:38:06.000 Is it?
01:38:07.000 Yeah.
01:38:09.000 Squirrels have a...
01:38:10.000 I have no idea what I'm talking about.
01:38:12.000 Yeah.
01:38:12.000 I mean, I don't think they have experience with walnuts.
01:38:15.000 Where do walnuts come from?
01:38:17.000 Walnut trees?
01:38:19.000 Yeah, but is that what they like?
01:38:19.000 Yeah.
01:38:22.000 Squirrel's jaws are 10 times stronger.
01:38:25.000 It's supposed to be through lasers.
01:38:26.000 Like, you know, like Mission Impossible.
01:38:28.000 Right.
01:38:29.000 So it has to figure out how to get through this.
01:38:30.000 Look at it.
01:38:31.000 It's got to figure out how to get over the top.
01:38:32.000 Look at him.
01:38:33.000 Look at this shit.
01:38:34.000 This is wild, man.
01:38:35.000 Got it.
01:38:37.000 I get to start all over.
01:38:39.000 So he's got to figure out what that thing is, and then he's got to jump over it.
01:38:43.000 See?
01:38:44.000 He's got it.
01:38:44.000 Figured it out.
01:38:44.000 Come on.
01:38:45.000 Oh!
01:38:47.000 Okay, this sucks if you're just listening.
01:38:50.000 So there's a squirrel that's going down this tube.
01:38:53.000 He's on the top of this tube climbing it, and then there's this large, flexible piece of plastic that he has to jump over, and he doesn't make it over the top.
01:39:03.000 Anyway, it's cool.
01:39:04.000 Backyard Squirrel Maze 2.0, and the guy's channel again.
01:39:07.000 Mark Rober.
01:39:09.000 R-O-B-E-R. R-O-B-E-R. Because he's supposed to go inside that tube.
01:39:13.000 And he talks about the science of everything, like how squirrels, like, you know, they have, like, you know, how they spin around and how kind of like, you know, cats always land on their feet type kind of shit.
01:39:23.000 Do you know that if they give...
01:39:26.000 Actually, I need to find out if this is true, because I'm about to say it without knowing.
01:39:30.000 There's a thing called morphic resonance.
01:39:34.000 It's this very controversial topic that when you have a certain amount of knowledge, it's in the species.
01:39:42.000 I'm probably butchering this, but what they did to study this is they took rats through a maze on one part of the country, and when the rats solved the maze in one part of the country, they solved it quicker on the other part of the country.
01:39:57.000 It's like they think somehow the information is inside the rat library, like whatever information that rats have, like that's collective.
01:40:09.000 Like the DNA of...
01:40:11.000 Not even DNA, right?
01:40:12.000 Because they're not related.
01:40:14.000 They're on a completely different size of the continent.
01:40:16.000 The idea is that somehow or another, there's like an Akashic record for rats.
01:40:21.000 There's like a knowledge database.
01:40:24.000 And as the database grows for the species, other members of the species have access to it that wouldn't have before, that wouldn't have encountered that other rat or been taught that maze.
01:40:37.000 They know how to do that maze quicker.
01:40:39.000 That might be bullshit, though.
01:40:42.000 Remember reading that and not looking into it at all just Repeating it because it sounds cool, but the idea is that When people are smarter when people learn things like as we as a species are learning things We're not just like as more people are learning things We're actually all getting smarter and we're actually all whether we realize it because we were reading books or where whether it's also because we're like gathering information and And we have access to it
01:41:12.000 because other members of our species have had access to it.
01:41:15.000 Like, I wonder if they could trace back to stone tools.
01:41:19.000 I wonder if they could figure out exactly when everybody figured out stone tools.
01:41:24.000 And was it at the same time?
01:41:26.000 Like, did one monkey person from a million years ago, like, think about it and then go, you know, I think I can kill something with this.
01:41:35.000 And then the other ones on the other side had like a light bulb pop off in their head.
01:41:39.000 And they're like, maybe the stones.
01:41:41.000 And they start chipping them to make them sharper.
01:41:43.000 I go, I wonder how similar that timeline is.
01:41:46.000 If it's just coincidence or if it's something like this rat project.
01:41:50.000 I think it's Rupert Sheldrake was the guy who talked about that.
01:41:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:41:54.000 You're explaining everything I was just looking at.
01:41:56.000 Is that accurate?
01:41:58.000 Yeah, I mean, there's an article from 1983 called Sheldrake the Magician that's when he first started this stuff.
01:42:05.000 He was on the podcast back in the Dizze, in the second studio or third studio, whichever one it was, on Woodland Hills.
01:42:13.000 But this idea, if that's real...
01:42:17.000 It's pretty revolutionary because it's like, where's that information?
01:42:23.000 If you can statistically prove that a rat learned something quicker on the other side of the continent because a rat in New York figured it out and then the information's out there and the rat hive mined.
01:42:37.000 That's wild shit.
01:42:38.000 It'd probably be the West Coast first, then the East Coast.
01:42:41.000 Well, I don't know who figured it out.
01:42:43.000 I think the East Coast gets up earlier.
01:42:45.000 East Coast rats are up earlier.
01:42:47.000 They're probably hustling.
01:42:48.000 There's more of them.
01:42:49.000 Yeah, more sewers.
01:42:50.000 New York keeps their garbage on the street.
01:42:52.000 Yeah, it's a different thing.
01:42:54.000 Yeah, but I mean, West Coast had podcasts first, and the internet first, and East Coast were still flip phones.
01:43:02.000 West Coast had podcasts because we couldn't get on the radio.
01:43:05.000 Because of the way morning radio worked, if you had a morning radio show, you had to have it on the East Coast.
01:43:12.000 Because that's 6am.
01:43:13.000 By the time you start at 6am in the West Coast, it's already 9am on the East Coast.
01:43:17.000 People are already at work.
01:43:18.000 You had to be able to catch them during the commute time.
01:43:20.000 I never thought of it that way.
01:43:21.000 That's really smart.
01:43:22.000 You have to be.
01:43:23.000 The two great shows.
01:43:25.000 Number one, of course, Howard Stern.
01:43:26.000 Morning show.
01:43:27.000 The number one spot was always the morning.
01:43:30.000 Because that's when you're tired, you get in there, and he's got some raffle to have a stripper shit in your face.
01:43:37.000 That was what got people through in the morning.
01:43:41.000 If you wanted to have a show and have anybody pay attention to it, first of all, good luck.
01:43:46.000 Because when Howard Stern was running shit, from 6 a.m.
01:43:50.000 to 10 a.m., wherever it was, you were battling for second place.
01:43:54.000 And then if you got to second place, he'd attack you.
01:43:58.000 There's one slot.
01:43:59.000 So you couldn't have a radio show.
01:44:03.000 And then Opie and Anthony were in the afternoons.
01:44:05.000 And that's how they got big.
01:44:06.000 They got big in the afternoon.
01:44:07.000 They got big in the drive time when you're coming home.
01:44:10.000 And then they got on in the morning.
01:44:12.000 But that's it.
01:44:15.000 No one else is listening to anything else.
01:44:17.000 Especially when there's no internet stuff.
01:44:19.000 No one else is listening to anything.
01:44:20.000 So when everything started happening out on the West Coast, the real first West Coast guy that did podcasts was Carolla.
01:44:29.000 And Carolla did his podcast because he got kicked off the radios because he took over for Howard Stern when Howard Stern went over to satellite radio.
01:44:36.000 So when he took over, he started doing the Adam Carolla Show, which was a good radio show.
01:44:41.000 I did it.
01:44:41.000 He was really good at the radio.
01:44:42.000 And he kind of did his podcast like a radio show, which I think...
01:44:47.000 It was a little bit of a problem with some people because there were so many ads.
01:44:51.000 There was ad breaks and he would read them in the middle of a conversation.
01:44:54.000 It was done just like a radio show, which was normal for radio.
01:44:58.000 But everybody had this feeling like, well, why would you do this if you could just do whatever you want?
01:45:03.000 Like, this isn't the way to do it.
01:45:04.000 This is just a way to do it that everybody always did it this way.
01:45:07.000 But when he started doing it, then we all started realizing, like, oh.
01:45:13.000 We could just do this.
01:45:14.000 And then when I saw Anthony had his live from the compound when he was doing that shit in his basement with a green screen, doing karaoke, holding a machine gun, I was like, oh!
01:45:22.000 We could just have some janky ass setup.
01:45:26.000 Tom Green Studio.
01:45:27.000 Tom Green Studio is another one.
01:45:28.000 That was probably one of the biggest ones.
01:45:30.000 Way ahead of his time.
01:45:31.000 He was way ahead of his time.
01:45:32.000 He had a full-grown talk show from his living room with servers and everything.
01:45:36.000 Dude, we would follow this mound of wires that snaked through his living room into one of his spare bedrooms that they had converted into a server room.
01:45:46.000 You go there, you're like, oh my god, this is crazy.
01:45:49.000 Giant hard drives and shit.
01:45:51.000 And now he does it all through his van.
01:45:51.000 Yeah.
01:45:53.000 Actually, he just moved to Canada, back to Canada.
01:45:56.000 He looted?
01:45:56.000 Tom Green.
01:45:57.000 Isn't that where he's from?
01:45:58.000 Yeah, originally, yeah.
01:46:00.000 He went back.
01:46:01.000 He thought there was too much freedom in America.
01:46:02.000 That's what he said.
01:46:03.000 Too much freedom?
01:46:04.000 He wants to be locked down.
01:46:05.000 He wants them to force mandates on them.
01:46:07.000 He wants to bow to the government.
01:46:08.000 Well, right before the- Jesus Christ.
01:46:12.000 No, he just, he loves Canada.
01:46:14.000 That's where he's from.
01:46:15.000 And he wanted to get a farm.
01:46:16.000 He was supposed to be the guest the Monday that the comedy store closed.
01:46:20.000 I was looking forward to having him.
01:46:21.000 We'd never had him on before.
01:46:22.000 And I just did the weekend with him in San Diego.
01:46:25.000 And he was the first person to have like spray, like Lysol spray and wiping.
01:46:25.000 Yeah.
01:46:30.000 He would wipe down everything, bring his own microphone.
01:46:33.000 And I was like, he's...
01:46:33.000 Kind of going a little...
01:46:34.000 Well, he's had cancer.
01:46:35.000 He's had cancer.
01:46:37.000 I think when you've had cancer, you have a very different idea of your health.
01:46:43.000 And also, I think he's probably still vulnerable.
01:46:46.000 I know another gentleman who had cancer who just got COVID and it hit him pretty hard.
01:46:53.000 His immune system is compromised.
01:46:56.000 It's not good.
01:47:01.000 Cancer is a scary thing.
01:47:03.000 You know, to lose a ball.
01:47:04.000 Yikes.
01:47:06.000 I think we've talked about this, but would you get a replacement ball?
01:47:09.000 I'd get a way bigger one.
01:47:10.000 Yeah, I'd get one that's like a triangle or something.
01:47:12.000 I'd get one where everybody would get nervous.
01:47:13.000 Like, if you see me in the shower, you'd be like, what the hell is going on?
01:47:16.000 Yeah.
01:47:17.000 One like a baseball.
01:47:18.000 Just a giant nut.
01:47:20.000 That's what I would get.
01:47:21.000 Do you have enough sack for that?
01:47:22.000 I mean, Ari does.
01:47:23.000 I'd stretch it out like an old stripper.
01:47:24.000 Yeah.
01:47:25.000 You know when they get like triple E tits?
01:47:27.000 They don't start out with triple E's.
01:47:28.000 Right.
01:47:29.000 Just keep getting bigger and bigger implants.
01:47:30.000 Get a cadaver graft for your ball sack.
01:47:33.000 Stretched out.
01:47:34.000 Yeah, I definitely wouldn't want it empty.
01:47:36.000 I would want it to be like a fidget spinner or something.
01:47:38.000 They do that with dogs, you know.
01:47:40.000 They give them fake balls.
01:47:41.000 I'm like, the dog has no idea what you're doing.
01:47:43.000 After it gets neutered, they do that?
01:47:45.000 Yeah.
01:47:45.000 Oh my goodness.
01:47:46.000 Not all dogs.
01:47:47.000 Most dogs, they don't.
01:47:48.000 But they do have an option available.
01:47:50.000 If you would like to get some fake nuts, they'll put fake nuts in your dog.
01:47:53.000 So he wakes up, what happened?
01:47:57.000 Dog's probably hyper-aware.
01:47:58.000 Dog can probably smell the silicone bags that are next to his dick.
01:48:02.000 He's probably like, what has this guy done to me?
01:48:04.000 He tells me I'm going to be a good boy.
01:48:06.000 He gives me a treat.
01:48:07.000 Next thing you know, I'm unconscious.
01:48:08.000 My nuts smell like plastic.
01:48:10.000 It's like having a toy attached inside your nuts.
01:48:10.000 Yeah.
01:48:14.000 Yeah, and he's like, where did my boners go?
01:48:16.000 They make a squeaky noise when he bites it.
01:48:20.000 When other dogs bite it.
01:48:23.000 Oh, my God.
01:48:27.000 It's fun.
01:48:28.000 My dog just had to get all her teeth pulled out.
01:48:31.000 Oh no.
01:48:31.000 Yeah, Shih Tzus have bad teeth, really bad teeth.
01:48:34.000 All of them?
01:48:35.000 All of them except her two canines.
01:48:36.000 Did they rot out?
01:48:37.000 Yeah, they just started, I mean, rotting.
01:48:39.000 And I guess it's like normal for Shih Tzus.
01:48:41.000 We got them cleaned all the time, but every time we get them cleaned, they're like, you gotta get those three removed.
01:48:46.000 Oh my god.
01:48:48.000 Yeah, it kind of sucks.
01:48:49.000 Do you have to give them wet food now?
01:48:51.000 No, because I guess dogs have such strong gums that they just use their gums like teeth.
01:48:57.000 They just naturally...
01:48:59.000 So you give them hard food?
01:49:00.000 Right now, we're just cooking food for, you know, like soft chicken and stuff like that.
01:49:05.000 Rice, egg.
01:49:06.000 Aww.
01:49:07.000 But, yeah.
01:49:08.000 Cooking for your dog.
01:49:09.000 People do that.
01:49:10.000 There's, like, dog cooks out there.
01:49:11.000 I went to a dentist recently, and I haven't been in a few years, and it's amazing the technology now in dentists.
01:49:17.000 Like, you know how they used to have to take photos, and you put the thing in your mouth, and, like, you had to bite down?
01:49:22.000 Now it was literally, like, a thing that looked like a toothbrush, and they just got, like, a whole 3D scan of my mouth, and you can immediately know where the, you know, cavities are and stuff.
01:49:31.000 Whoa.
01:49:32.000 It's pretty cool going to the, like, the technology in dentists now.
01:49:35.000 It's pretty amazing.
01:49:36.000 Have you heard of mewing?
01:49:37.000 Uh-huh.
01:49:39.000 There's this thought that the reason why people's jaws are shrinking, as you look at people from the olden days versus today, is that we don't chew hard enough food.
01:49:50.000 And that's the same reason why people's teeth are all smushed in together.
01:49:54.000 You're smushed in together because the bones of your jaw are actually getting smaller.
01:49:59.000 And this guy has this theory that if you work out those bones, you can actually get them to expand and grow.
01:50:06.000 And he's got a method called mooing.
01:50:09.000 I think his name is Mike Mew.
01:50:11.000 Is that his name?
01:50:12.000 His name is Mew.
01:50:13.000 He caught it after himself.
01:50:15.000 Yeah, well, it's what it is.
01:50:17.000 So it's like you press your tongue.
01:50:20.000 I think you press your tongue against the roof of your mouth.
01:50:23.000 John Mew.
01:50:24.000 John Mew.
01:50:25.000 Yeah.
01:50:25.000 He lives in England.
01:50:26.000 I'm gonna try to get him on here.
01:50:28.000 But apparently it works.
01:50:29.000 And if you do it over a long enough period of time, it's just like building up anything else.
01:50:34.000 Like we used to think that the structure of your face was determined By birth.
01:50:40.000 And it is.
01:50:41.000 It definitely has a big factor in genetics.
01:50:44.000 That's what it looks like.
01:50:45.000 But you can strengthen that area over time.
01:50:48.000 And he thinks that you, in some cases, I think, and I don't want to put words in his mouth, you can avoid braces.
01:50:55.000 Because I think you can actually change the jaw, like change the way it's...
01:50:59.000 You know, some people have, like, little tiny jaws.
01:51:01.000 Weak chins.
01:51:02.000 Yeah.
01:51:02.000 I hate it.
01:51:03.000 I think the evolutionary idea of this, and I could fuck this up, is that those people, there was too many generations where they didn't have to work hard to chew their food.
01:51:12.000 So, like, if you go back to, like, cave people, I'm sure they had big-ass jaws.
01:51:16.000 Like, I was looking at this Neanderthal skull that they had on display.
01:51:20.000 It was Neanderthal versus human, and they were talking about evolution, and you look at the Neanderthal skull, like, Jesus Christ.
01:51:27.000 Because, like, they probably didn't cook very many things.
01:51:30.000 You know, it was probably when they had fire, they used...
01:51:33.000 I don't even know if they knew how to control fire.
01:51:35.000 I think they did.
01:51:36.000 But they're probably more primitive than Homo sapiens, and they probably killed a lot of shit.
01:51:41.000 The women hunted, too.
01:51:43.000 That was another surprising thing they found about the female Neanderthals.
01:51:47.000 They were pretty fucking strong, like almost as strong as the men.
01:51:50.000 And they think they did a lot of the hunting.
01:51:52.000 Because they found them with a lot of the same injuries, like broken legs and broken arms and shit.
01:51:57.000 A lot of these injuries they got from, you know, getting kicked by game they're trying to kill.
01:52:02.000 It's probably just a bunch of domestic violence back then.
01:52:05.000 Like the guy just beating the shit out of him.
01:52:06.000 Shut the fuck up!
01:52:07.000 Probably a lot, right?
01:52:09.000 For sure.
01:52:10.000 There's domestic violence in 1960s movies.
01:52:14.000 In 1960s movies, even good guys would smack their wife in the face.
01:52:18.000 Oh yeah, to the moon.
01:52:20.000 Yeah.
01:52:21.000 That meant something totally different.
01:52:22.000 To the moon, Alice.
01:52:23.000 He really was going to hit her.
01:52:25.000 What's that from?
01:52:26.000 The Honeymooners.
01:52:27.000 Jackie Gleason.
01:52:28.000 To the moon, Alice.
01:52:29.000 He would threaten to hit his wife.
01:52:31.000 All the way to the moon.
01:52:33.000 Watch movies where the good guy in the movie would smack a woman in the face.
01:52:39.000 Normal.
01:52:39.000 Like The Hustler.
01:52:41.000 In The Hustler.
01:52:42.000 Paul Newman.
01:52:43.000 Doesn't he smack...
01:52:44.000 Piper Laurie in the face?
01:52:46.000 I think he does.
01:52:47.000 There's so many movies, though, like, even, like, you know, like, back in the day, like, the Christmas movies, and, like, that guy, where you're either smacking women like it's normal shit, though.
01:52:56.000 It's kind of hilarious, because back then, it totally...
01:52:58.000 Oh, James Cagney.
01:52:59.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:53:00.000 Oh, James Cagney used to smack the shit out of women in movies.
01:53:02.000 You just smack them, smack them in the head over and over and over again.
01:53:05.000 Steve McQueen and Ally McGraw.
01:53:07.000 There's a horrendous scene where Steve McQueen is outside of a car with Ally McGraw.
01:53:13.000 I think if I'm not mistaken, I think they were dating or married at the time they're in a relationship and There's a scene where he has to hit her and he fucking really hits her like multiple times and apparently she didn't know he was gonna do it Yeah, and if you watch the scene It's crazy.
01:53:31.000 Joey Diaz turned me on to it.
01:53:33.000 And I was like, what?
01:53:35.000 He goes, you gotta see this.
01:53:36.000 He beats the fucking shit out of her.
01:53:37.000 It's the craziest thing because he tried to put it in the context of 2021 and watch it.
01:53:42.000 You can't imagine that this could ever actually happen in a film.
01:53:44.000 Like if The Rock and Emma Blunt are in a movie and The Rock is beating the fuck out of Emma Blunt.
01:53:49.000 You would be like, what?
01:53:51.000 What?
01:53:51.000 What?
01:53:53.000 Is that a person?
01:53:54.000 Emily.
01:53:54.000 Emma Blunt?
01:53:55.000 Emily Blunt.
01:53:56.000 Yeah, I'm confusing.
01:53:57.000 Emma.
01:53:57.000 Who's Emma?
01:53:58.000 There's an Emma, too.
01:53:59.000 Emily Blunt is the lady with the big eyes, right?
01:54:05.000 The what?
01:54:06.000 Jungle Cruise.
01:54:10.000 Have you seen The Many Saints of Newark yet?
01:54:12.000 Did you see it?
01:54:12.000 No.
01:54:13.000 How is it?
01:54:13.000 Oh, yeah.
01:54:14.000 I don't want to.
01:54:15.000 Well, you know, it seems like it's- I don't want to.
01:54:17.000 It's not a good way to respond right away.
01:54:18.000 No, no, no.
01:54:19.000 You know what it is?
01:54:20.000 It's really good, and it's great if you love Sopranos, but it seemed like it was a lot of buildup, and then it just, it kind of, like, it seemed like it should be a series, or it should be a second movie.
01:54:29.000 Maybe that's what it is.
01:54:30.000 I think it is, because it feels like it is.
01:54:32.000 You know, like it's, yeah.
01:54:33.000 It got to a point where you're just like, ah.
01:54:35.000 I bet it's a pilot.
01:54:36.000 Why not, right?
01:54:36.000 Yeah.
01:54:36.000 Yeah.
01:54:37.000 If it does well, and then Netflix picks it up.
01:54:39.000 Joey's so great in it, though.
01:54:40.000 Joey's an amazing person.
01:54:43.000 He's an amazing person.
01:54:44.000 I loved it.
01:54:45.000 It's filled with things.
01:54:46.000 As long as you're still fresh on your Sopranos knowledge of characters and stuff, it's really, really cool.
01:54:52.000 New Jersey has a vibe all of its own.
01:54:52.000 Yeah.
01:54:55.000 It really does.
01:54:56.000 And that's one of the reasons why The Sopranos were so unique, because it was so New Jersey.
01:55:01.000 It was like, that show put New Jersey and Italians on the map.
01:55:06.000 Yeah.
01:55:07.000 You know?
01:55:09.000 When we went to Jersey, how fun was that?
01:55:11.000 That was crazy.
01:55:11.000 We couldn't go to a pool hall in New York City because we're not vaccinated.
01:55:16.000 Oh.
01:55:17.000 So we had to go to New Jersey to play pool.
01:55:19.000 So we went to New Jersey to eat.
01:55:20.000 So we eat at the Steakhouse.
01:55:21.000 Was it Steakhouse 85?
01:55:23.000 Yeah, something like that.
01:55:24.000 It was amazing right there across from the Stress Factory.
01:55:28.000 So this is what happens.
01:55:29.000 We have no idea.
01:55:30.000 We're talking to the chef.
01:55:31.000 Very nice guy.
01:55:32.000 He's telling us, are you here to see Jim Brewer?
01:55:34.000 I said, no, I think Jim moved to Florida.
01:55:37.000 He goes, no, he's across the street right now.
01:55:38.000 I go, what?
01:55:39.000 He goes, yeah, he's playing the comedy club across the street.
01:55:41.000 I'm like, I had no idea we were even across the street from the Stress Factory.
01:55:45.000 Wow.
01:55:45.000 But we're across the street from it, and Brewer is performing there.
01:55:50.000 So we go over there and we run into Brewer in the green room, like in between shows.
01:55:54.000 That's awesome.
01:55:55.000 Yeah, it was amazing.
01:55:56.000 Get to hang out with him for a little bit, so we stayed over there for a half hour.
01:55:59.000 Yeah, Diaz said he was bummed he couldn't come hang out that night.
01:56:03.000 Yeah, he couldn't make it.
01:56:04.000 He had too much shit going on, unfortunately.
01:56:07.000 Yeah, it was opening night.
01:56:08.000 Coincidentally, we were in Jersey, opening night of Saints of Newark.
01:56:12.000 Diaz is gonna come down here, and so when he comes down here, I'm gonna have him come down here on a Monday.
01:56:16.000 So we'll drag him over to kill Tony afterwards.
01:56:18.000 We gotta brainwash him to move here.
01:56:20.000 We gotta take it slow.
01:56:21.000 We gotta wait for the club to open.
01:56:23.000 When the club's open, it'll be easier.
01:56:25.000 Gotta go to Papato's.
01:56:26.000 Yeah.
01:56:28.000 I went to that Papa Do's we used to always go to the other day.
01:56:31.000 I think the move with Joey is just to fly him out regularly.
01:56:35.000 I think that's the move.
01:56:36.000 I think he really enjoys living in New Jersey.
01:56:38.000 Every time I talk to him, he said he loves it.
01:56:40.000 All his friends he grew up with, he's like, some of them are mad from shit I did 50 years ago.
01:56:45.000 Get over it, cocksucker!
01:56:48.000 He's unbelievable in the movie.
01:56:51.000 I thought he was going to have limited roles, like in a typical Italian movie, like a throwback mafia movie.
01:56:58.000 There's usually way so many characters that you barely hear anything about.
01:57:02.000 Maybe it's just a cameo or this and that.
01:57:04.000 But he's really one of the main characters in the movie.
01:57:08.000 It's wild to see.
01:57:09.000 He had David Chase on his podcast.
01:57:11.000 Uncle Joey's joint.
01:57:13.000 I want to listen to that.
01:57:14.000 That guy.
01:57:15.000 You know, when they first started doing The Sopranos, it was a comedy.
01:57:18.000 Was it?
01:57:19.000 Yeah, the first episode's a comedy.
01:57:21.000 If you watch the first episode of The Sopranos, it's slapsticky.
01:57:25.000 The whole series, I just re-watched it because my girlfriend had never seen it and I wanted her to see it before we watched Saints.
01:57:31.000 So we watched all six and a half seasons in like three weeks.
01:57:38.000 How do you have that much time?
01:57:40.000 Well, I just kind of like we just had it on the whole time and so I was just like oh, yeah this episode this episode this episode but My girlfriend just 24 hours a day was watching it.
01:57:50.000 I have yet to see the wire either I've only watched one episode Jamie just made a noise you can't say that I'll re-watch it right now.
01:57:58.000 Is that good?
01:57:59.000 You can dive in.
01:58:01.000 Yeah.
01:58:01.000 You don't want to spoil shit for people because the ride is so fun.
01:58:04.000 I only watched the first episode, but it was very good.
01:58:07.000 But I don't remember why I didn't continue.
01:58:10.000 I think it was one of them times where there was just too many shows I was following at the same time.
01:58:14.000 I haven't watched Breaking Bad yet.
01:58:15.000 I gave up on that after a while.
01:58:17.000 It was very good, but I gave up on it after a while.
01:58:20.000 Oh, man.
01:58:21.000 It really stressed me out.
01:58:22.000 It's a good show.
01:58:23.000 But the thing is, it's like you have too many things.
01:58:26.000 There's too many shows to watch.
01:58:27.000 Like, if you want to get things done, you can't just be streaming and binging shows all the time.
01:58:32.000 Because that's...
01:58:33.000 Although recreation is important and it's valuable, you don't...
01:58:37.000 You don't want it to rob you of your time.
01:58:39.000 And if you get too addicted to too many shows and you're watching three shows simultaneously, that's like extra hours of every night that you could be doing something creative, that you could be doing something physical, you could be exercising, you could be writing new jokes,
01:58:55.000 you can't just binge too many shows.
01:59:00.000 You should binge a few, you should watch a few, but you gotta know when.
01:59:04.000 It's kinda like drinking.
01:59:05.000 You gotta know when it's too much, you know?
01:59:07.000 And I think with some of these shows, if you're watching like four or five shows, like I remember when I was into The Walking Dead and then The Fear of the Walking Dead came out at the same time, like, no, you motherfuckers!
01:59:17.000 And then I started getting into both of them.
01:59:19.000 So then you're looking forward to two shows every week that can get you.
01:59:25.000 Succession's coming back in a couple weeks.
01:59:27.000 That's a big one.
01:59:28.000 I don't even know what that is.
01:59:29.000 What is it?
01:59:30.000 It's so good.
01:59:31.000 It's the show about the super-duper rich family that owns a cable news network.
01:59:36.000 And all the kids, who are all unbelievable actors, are trying to be the one that gets the dad's company.
01:59:43.000 And he's an unbelievable actor.
01:59:45.000 Logan, or no, I can't remember his name now.
01:59:50.000 But it's just unreal.
01:59:52.000 I mean, it's destroying at the Emmys.
01:59:54.000 That's Macaulay Culkin's little brother right there.
01:59:56.000 He absolutely kills it.
01:59:59.000 That's the guy from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, top right.
02:00:02.000 Is that bottom guy, is that his name?
02:00:04.000 Is it Albert Finney?
02:00:05.000 What is his name?
02:00:05.000 What is that guy's name?
02:00:07.000 Yeah.
02:00:07.000 He is the most interesting man to watch act.
02:00:11.000 I mean, he is killing it.
02:00:17.000 I feel like I've seen him in shit before.
02:00:19.000 Yeah, he's in a bunch of different things.
02:00:21.000 I know, but I don't remember his name.
02:00:22.000 This is like his Sopranos.
02:00:24.000 Cast?
02:00:26.000 Brian Cox.
02:00:26.000 Brian Cox, that's it.
02:00:27.000 There you go.
02:00:29.000 Yeah, that guy's been in a gang of things.
02:00:31.000 But this is his, like, main character.
02:00:34.000 He's so good at this.
02:00:38.000 This better be good, Tony.
02:00:40.000 Yeah, it's unbelievable.
02:00:41.000 Don't lie to me, bro.
02:00:41.000 It's not the wire, but it's good.
02:00:42.000 Did you, it's not The Wire, but it's good?
02:00:44.000 Alright, should I go to The Wire first?
02:00:46.000 I'll be honest with you, now that The Wire's been off TV for 15 years, it gets a little dated, because the first two seasons they're using pagers still, and there's pay funds involved.
02:00:57.000 So if you can remember what that world was like, then you can put yourself back there, but it's still good.
02:01:01.000 I can remember.
02:01:02.000 But if I watched it with my kids, I'd be like, what the fuck is going on?
02:01:06.000 You'd have to explain to them why they're running to the corner to use a...
02:01:08.000 You'd have to explain pagers.
02:01:10.000 You'd have to explain phone calls that come in through payphones.
02:01:15.000 That was a big thing.
02:01:16.000 Guys would wait by payphones for a call.
02:01:18.000 And they would, can't use this, man.
02:01:19.000 I'm expecting a call.
02:01:20.000 That was a deal.
02:01:22.000 It was a thing.
02:01:23.000 Like, you would, like, have to get in an argument with a guy.
02:01:25.000 Like, I gotta make a phone call.
02:01:26.000 Like, I'm waiting on a call.
02:01:27.000 Like, you literally could, because there was no call waiting on payphones.
02:01:31.000 Like, this is crazy.
02:01:33.000 Star 67. No.
02:01:37.000 Star 69 is when you call someone back.
02:01:39.000 Star 67 blocks your number.
02:01:43.000 Wasn't there a star 71?
02:01:45.000 Star 70 would block call waiting from ruining your phone call.
02:01:48.000 You'd have to type that in when you didn't want your America Online to get disconnected from a phone call, too.
02:01:53.000 Oh, right.
02:01:56.000 The old days.
02:01:57.000 You've got mail.
02:01:58.000 People never know what it's like to watch all this emerge.
02:02:01.000 That's one of the interesting things.
02:02:02.000 We're the first generation that had no cell phones, no internet, grew up without it, and then during our lifetime, as we were growing up, it evolved, and it became a part of the world.
02:02:18.000 Cell phones first.
02:02:20.000 I had a cell phone when I was 21. I had a car phone.
02:02:23.000 Wow.
02:02:24.000 Yeah.
02:02:24.000 With like an antenna and wires?
02:02:26.000 It was connected to the car.
02:02:28.000 Wow.
02:02:28.000 Yeah, I had like a little wire that was on the roof of the car.
02:02:32.000 And you could get phone calls and you could call people from the car.
02:02:35.000 I bet they would drop all the time, right?
02:02:36.000 Oh yeah, for sure.
02:02:37.000 But it was enough so that it was interesting.
02:02:39.000 And that's one of the ways that I got gigs.
02:02:42.000 Bill Blumenwright would know that if somebody canceled last minute, he could call me.
02:02:48.000 On my cell phone if I wasn't home and he'd get a hold of me.
02:02:50.000 I remember getting like three or four solid gigs because of that from Bloomin' Right.
02:02:54.000 He still laughs about it to this day.
02:02:57.000 My grandfather had the one that was like in a suitcase.
02:03:00.000 Yeah.
02:03:01.000 Yeah, those were big.
02:03:02.000 Those were cool.
02:03:02.000 Yeah.
02:03:03.000 Big old suitcase thing.
02:03:06.000 Yeah, people would walk around with a handle.
02:03:08.000 Yeah.
02:03:08.000 It'd be on the phone.
02:03:09.000 You look like a pimp.
02:03:11.000 Big old fucking car battery and shit with a handle on it.
02:03:14.000 You're making phone calls with a squiggly little cord.
02:03:21.000 Dude, when I was a kid, we had rotary phones.
02:03:25.000 I love those.
02:03:26.000 I'm gonna get one of those.
02:03:27.000 Oh my god, if you fuck up, you have to start from scratch.
02:03:30.000 It's the dumbest thing ever.
02:03:32.000 If you're in a rush, you cannot do that.
02:03:34.000 Yeah, like if you're trying to call the police department real quick, you're like...
02:03:37.000 Like it's almost like...
02:03:39.000 You have to wait for the nine to get all the way back.
02:03:41.000 I remember there were guys that had a thing that you could hold up to the phone, and it made a sound that allowed you to get free long distance.
02:03:50.000 Do you remember that?
02:03:51.000 Yeah.
02:03:51.000 It was a hack, like a hack.
02:03:53.000 Yeah, they had like a little thing, and they would place it near the phone.
02:03:56.000 I think it was a...
02:03:57.000 Freaking.
02:03:58.000 That's it.
02:03:58.000 Phone freaking.
02:04:00.000 How did it work?
02:04:01.000 Some old school hacker shit.
02:04:02.000 I think it recorded the sound, kind of what a touch tone did.
02:04:06.000 Yeah.
02:04:07.000 It made some sound that tricked the server, or whatever is receiving it, into thinking that you paid for long distance.
02:04:16.000 Because that was always the thing.
02:04:17.000 Are you going to pee?
02:04:18.000 Yeah.
02:04:19.000 Trying to sneak out?
02:04:20.000 Grab me a water.
02:04:21.000 Okay.
02:04:21.000 There's water in this jug right here.
02:04:28.000 I remember that and I also remember people would sell phone cards.
02:04:32.000 Do you remember phone cards?
02:04:34.000 Yeah, remember 1-800-COLLECT? Yes.
02:04:37.000 Isn't it funny that that's one thing that competition actually fixed?
02:04:42.000 Because people don't realize that it used to be super fucking expensive to call your friend who lived like in the other part of the state.
02:04:50.000 Yeah.
02:04:51.000 Like if you called your friend, you had a 617 number and your friend had a 508 number or a 412 number or whatever the fuck it is, you had a...
02:04:58.000 You'd pay.
02:04:59.000 You'd pay a lot of money.
02:05:01.000 That's why cell phones probably picked up more, because everyone would be like, I'm waiting until the night or weekend to call mom across the country, and then all of a sudden just be like, well, just do it now instead of waiting, because now nights and weekends are at 7 p.m.
02:05:12.000 instead of 9 p.m., and Nights and weekends was a thing with regular phones, right?
02:05:17.000 Cell phones.
02:05:18.000 Cell phones.
02:05:19.000 Because it was like regular charges.
02:05:20.000 You would only have 200 minutes to use per month.
02:05:22.000 That's right.
02:05:23.000 But then you would have $10 a month you could pay for nights and weekends.
02:05:26.000 And it would kick in at 9 o'clock.
02:05:28.000 It would be done at 7 a.m., but it would get unlimited use.
02:05:31.000 Did every fucking...
02:05:33.000 No, it was like a selling point of whatever, like singular wireless at the time.
02:05:37.000 Oh, I remember that.
02:05:39.000 And now it's like, what's the worst service?
02:05:41.000 Now?
02:05:42.000 Yeah, what's the worst?
02:05:43.000 It's all pretty good, but it's...
02:05:45.000 I would probably say...
02:05:46.000 I have both Verizon and T-Mobile on one phone, and so I can go back and forth.
02:05:51.000 How do you do that?
02:05:52.000 You got a dual SIM card set up?
02:05:54.000 Yeah, they have eSIMs now.
02:05:55.000 So, like, the new iPhone hasn't...
02:05:56.000 Are you working for the government?
02:05:57.000 No.
02:05:58.000 No, because of the winter storm, my T-Mobile was out.
02:06:02.000 Wow.
02:06:02.000 But then I kept on seeing Verizon pop up and I'm like, if only I had Verizon I could make a phone call.
02:06:07.000 So now I'm like, have both.
02:06:09.000 Or if I'm in a city and like...
02:06:10.000 So let me ask you this.
02:06:11.000 How does that work?
02:06:11.000 You have two phone numbers on your phone?
02:06:12.000 Yeah.
02:06:13.000 Two phone numbers.
02:06:14.000 I could switch back and forth or what I use is I use Verizon's phone and T-Mobile's data or vice versa depending on which is better for wherever I go.
02:06:24.000 T-Mobile's been killing it though.
02:06:26.000 They've been doing better than Verizon?
02:06:28.000 I think so.
02:06:28.000 Is that a Texas thing or is it nationwide?
02:06:30.000 I think it's nationwide.
02:06:31.000 The only time T-Mobile sucks is like those in-betweens, like if you're going in between big cities and stuff, you know?
02:06:36.000 But for the most part, Verizon's everywhere.
02:06:38.000 So that's why Verizon's better, like on road trips and shit.
02:06:41.000 So do you have to throttle back and forth between numbers depending upon whether or not you're using T-Mobile or Verizon?
02:06:47.000 How do you do the throttling back and forth?
02:06:49.000 Well, I could either manually do it.
02:06:50.000 If I only want to use Verizon phone and data, I can switch it so it's Verizon only.
02:06:56.000 But right now, I'm getting two phone calls.
02:07:00.000 I'll get both phone calls.
02:07:01.000 So you get a phone call from both numbers?
02:07:03.000 Yeah.
02:07:04.000 And you don't have to do anything about it?
02:07:05.000 No.
02:07:05.000 It tells me if it's primary or secondary.
02:07:08.000 Oh, my God.
02:07:09.000 I'm jealous.
02:07:10.000 You could do it right now.
02:07:11.000 Are you jealous?
02:07:12.000 Are you jealous?
02:07:12.000 I mean, I have two phones, and the second one, I never carry it.
02:07:17.000 I am very jealous.
02:07:17.000 I'm very jealous of that.
02:07:18.000 Well, the only bad thing is, like, no one else has, like, not many people do this.
02:07:22.000 And so, like, Verizon, it took Verizon two weeks to figure out how to do it, like, for me.
02:07:27.000 Really?
02:07:28.000 Yeah.
02:07:28.000 But I would think that would be an amazing thing because, you know, I have more than one phone number, and one particularly for business, I don't want to look at that one sometimes.
02:07:37.000 Right.
02:07:37.000 Exactly.
02:07:38.000 And if I have one that it's only for, like, eight members of my family and friends and, you know, people that I'm really close to, like, ten.
02:07:45.000 Ten people have that number.
02:07:46.000 Right.
02:07:46.000 That's the move.
02:07:47.000 And then you have that ten on when you just want to disconnect.
02:07:50.000 Or if you have two families, one on the East Coast, one on the West Coast.
02:07:54.000 Oh, yeah.
02:07:55.000 You've got to keep them confused with technology.
02:07:59.000 Yep.
02:08:00.000 I saw a thing where this guy had a burner phone that they had cut a hole in the sole of his shoe and stuck this little tiny burner phone in his shoe for when he got arrested.
02:08:11.000 Ooh.
02:08:12.000 It was Ed Manifesto.
02:08:14.000 Pull up Ed Manifesto's Instagram.
02:08:17.000 They open this guy's shoe up with a knife and they pull the sole apart and inside the sole is a burner phone.
02:08:25.000 Wow.
02:08:25.000 It's fucking genius.
02:08:27.000 Everyone has cell phones in jail and prison now.
02:08:30.000 There's people on TikTok.
02:08:31.000 Look at this.
02:08:31.000 Look at this.
02:08:33.000 They're cutting this guy's shoe open.
02:08:35.000 Pull it out.
02:08:36.000 Bam.
02:08:36.000 Phone.
02:08:37.000 Oh my god.
02:08:38.000 Wow.
02:08:38.000 Adorable.
02:08:39.000 Those are adorable.
02:08:41.000 That's a tiny ass little phone.
02:08:43.000 Yeah.
02:08:44.000 You remember when that was like the pimp thing to have the littlest phone?
02:08:47.000 Razor.
02:08:48.000 Yeah, man.
02:08:48.000 I had one of those.
02:08:49.000 Have you seen the new Razor?
02:08:50.000 It's fucking sexy.
02:08:51.000 The new Razor's very sexy.
02:08:52.000 The old Razor's battery was good for about 13 minutes.
02:08:56.000 Yeah, that's right.
02:08:57.000 The battery was terrible.
02:08:58.000 And the camera was terrible.
02:08:59.000 It never lasted the whole day.
02:09:00.000 Actually, I don't know about that.
02:09:02.000 Now I'm saying that, I might be lying.
02:09:04.000 Because I don't think it requires that much energy to just make phone calls.
02:09:08.000 I think the real energy is in the screen.
02:09:10.000 Right.
02:09:11.000 Like, now I'm thinking about it, I think I'm full of shit.
02:09:14.000 Yeah, there's still some of those Nokia phones that still have battery life.
02:09:16.000 They haven't been charged in, like, 20 years.
02:09:18.000 Oh.
02:09:19.000 Remember, like, a snake on them?
02:09:20.000 Oh, yeah.
02:09:21.000 Like, it still works.
02:09:22.000 Really?
02:09:22.000 Yeah.
02:09:23.000 Yeah, but those Motorola's had a tiny-ass battery.
02:09:26.000 The Razr?
02:09:26.000 That was so thin.
02:09:28.000 When Brody passed- For the time?
02:09:31.000 They were throwing all his shit away, and his family was like, hey, do you want any of this?
02:09:34.000 And I found his old Nokia phone from a long time ago.
02:09:39.000 And I'm like, man, I wish I had the charger.
02:09:41.000 And I just turned it on.
02:09:43.000 eBay?
02:09:43.000 I turned it on, and it just worked.
02:09:45.000 It had one bar of battery, and I was going through it, and I downloaded all the photos he had.
02:09:51.000 These are old photos from Nokia days and stuff.
02:09:55.000 It's pretty interesting.
02:09:57.000 The new Razer is pretty dope.
02:09:59.000 But the thing is, you've got to commit to that Android operating system.
02:10:03.000 Yeah.
02:10:04.000 Motorola's version of the Razer is way better.
02:10:07.000 The Flip one.
02:10:10.000 Better than the Samsung ones?
02:10:12.000 The Samsung one's better than the Razer one.
02:10:14.000 Oh, yeah.
02:10:15.000 They have a new Flip that's amazing.
02:10:17.000 Yeah, well, the Samsung becomes a regular-sized phone, if not larger.
02:10:21.000 And then there's the two.
02:10:22.000 There's the Flip and then the Fold.
02:10:24.000 Yeah, I got the Fold 3, which is awesome.
02:10:26.000 I love it.
02:10:27.000 The flip seems silly.
02:10:29.000 Is it that hard to have a regular...
02:10:31.000 I have a Galaxy.
02:10:33.000 It fits in my pocket find.
02:10:35.000 Just like an iPhone does.
02:10:36.000 It's actually a little slimmer than an iPhone, as long as it's wide.
02:10:39.000 What would you use that for?
02:10:40.000 Hang up on people like this.
02:10:42.000 Fuck you, bitch!
02:10:43.000 It's satisfying to flip it.
02:10:45.000 To close it on people and go, Kirk out.
02:10:48.000 Just slam it shut.
02:10:51.000 But the fold, like Gordon Ryan has that fold.
02:10:54.000 And I was looking at it and I was like, oh man, watching movies on this would rule.
02:10:58.000 No, it's great.
02:11:00.000 Especially on an airplane.
02:11:02.000 Yeah, look at the size of that goddamn thing.
02:11:04.000 When you open it up, if you just wanted a multimedia device that worked off 5G internet, how do you get better than that?
02:11:11.000 Because you can actually send text messages, you can make phone calls, video calls, you can do everything you can with a phone, but it's big like a little iPad.
02:11:18.000 Yeah, I love it.
02:11:20.000 If you just want something that you take with you to like watch movies or listen in to, you know, podcasts and also scrolling the internet simultaneously, because you could have, like with those, you could have window and window, like two different separate windows.
02:11:33.000 One side of it could be your email, the other side of it could be your notes.
02:11:36.000 Have you seen what Samsung's waiting on, or making next?
02:11:39.000 It's a one where you pull apart, you know what I'm talking about, Jamie?
02:11:42.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, scroll.
02:11:44.000 Now that's the future.
02:11:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:11:47.000 They're going to pull out a scroll.
02:11:48.000 That's the future right there.
02:11:49.000 Yeah, it's going to be like a cigar, and you're just going to unravel it.
02:11:52.000 And there's no creases because of that.
02:11:54.000 Yeah.
02:11:55.000 What is this one?
02:11:55.000 That's it.
02:11:57.000 Galaxy Z-fold scrolling design.
02:11:59.000 Yeah.
02:12:00.000 So just pull it apart.
02:12:01.000 Yeah.
02:12:02.000 So it's one size, and then it pulls apart.
02:12:04.000 Okay, this is it.
02:12:05.000 Yeah.
02:12:06.000 That's the shit right there.
02:12:07.000 That's the move.
02:12:08.000 Look at that.
02:12:09.000 Yeah.
02:12:09.000 That's crazy.
02:12:10.000 I love it.
02:12:11.000 That it can do that?
02:12:12.000 That's pretty fucking incredible.
02:12:13.000 Where's the missing screen hiding?
02:12:16.000 It's on the back.
02:12:17.000 No, no, no.
02:12:17.000 I mean, like, so when it's small here.
02:12:19.000 It rolls up to the back.
02:12:20.000 It rolls up into, yes.
02:12:22.000 It's like paper.
02:12:23.000 You see the back?
02:12:24.000 Yeah, so that's the space.
02:12:26.000 That back crease, which is kind of cool because they made it like a funky design.
02:12:30.000 When is that coming out?
02:12:33.000 It should be coming soon.
02:12:35.000 I would probably say spring of next year.
02:12:37.000 Watch this.
02:12:37.000 Oh, shit.
02:12:39.000 Whoa!
02:12:40.000 That's cool.
02:12:41.000 That's the move.
02:12:42.000 See, Apple have that five years later.
02:12:44.000 Yeah.
02:12:44.000 That's what Apple does.
02:12:45.000 They wait until all these Android phones come out with the coolest ideas.
02:12:49.000 But there's still a lot of shit.
02:12:50.000 It'll work then.
02:12:50.000 What's that?
02:12:51.000 It'll work then when it comes out.
02:12:52.000 What are you saying?
02:12:53.000 Androids don't work?
02:12:54.000 No.
02:12:54.000 Racist.
02:12:55.000 Apple just likes to perfect it.
02:12:57.000 In three months you'll find out the pencil goes through the middle of it and they've got to put out a new version.
02:13:05.000 Joe, have you talked about, I have a feeling I already know what you think about this, but have you talked about Amazon's new stuff that's coming out, their security robots and their drone planes for your house?
02:13:18.000 Have you seen these yet?
02:13:20.000 Oh no.
02:13:20.000 No, I haven't.
02:13:22.000 I'm aware of it, but it's not good.
02:13:24.000 Yeah.
02:13:25.000 The demise of privacy is inevitable.
02:13:27.000 And it's mapping out your house, like video and stuff like that.
02:13:31.000 I can't wait to get the robot though.
02:13:33.000 Well, you know, they've already, like, used those Amazon things, those boxes in your house.
02:13:38.000 What are those things?
02:13:39.000 What are they called?
02:13:40.000 Echoes.
02:13:40.000 Echoes.
02:13:41.000 Alexa.
02:13:41.000 Alexa.
02:13:41.000 Yeah.
02:13:42.000 They've already used those, like, for murders.
02:13:44.000 For murder cases.
02:13:45.000 They've got a hold of the recordings, because it's recording 24-7.
02:13:48.000 For Amazons?
02:13:50.000 Because I know Ness works with the police department.
02:13:52.000 No, no, no, not Nest.
02:13:54.000 They're all owned by the same thing now.
02:13:56.000 Amazon bought Nest.
02:13:57.000 Who bought Nest?
02:13:58.000 Okay, but we're not talking about the same thing.
02:14:00.000 We're not talking about a security system.
02:14:01.000 We're talking about those little home things where you say, Alexa, turn the lights off.
02:14:05.000 Well, Alexa's listening.
02:14:06.000 And if you kill your wife, Alexa knows.
02:14:09.000 So apparently, they solved a murder.
02:14:12.000 Amazon's Alexa may have witnessed alleged Florida murder, authorities say.
02:14:17.000 Adam Richard Crespo is charged with murdering connection to the July death of his girlfriend, Sylvia Galva.
02:14:24.000 Yeah.
02:14:25.000 Imagine if they called Alexa to the stand.
02:14:27.000 What year is this?
02:14:29.000 Sorry, can't play the Eagles.
02:14:30.000 Two years ago, 2019 November.
02:14:33.000 Okay, yeah, this is a story.
02:14:35.000 I think they needed to get the audio because there was an argument they could have heard.
02:14:39.000 But that's one of those things where people buy one of those.
02:14:41.000 They do not know that that thing's recording you all the time.
02:14:44.000 You can turn it off.
02:14:45.000 It's recording you all the time.
02:14:46.000 You might be able to turn it off.
02:14:47.000 I think you can turn it off.
02:14:48.000 But they've proven with Pegasus that they can have your iPhone recording you when it's off.
02:14:54.000 When it's off, it can record you, it listens to you, it tracks your whereabouts.
02:14:59.000 Just because you think it's off doesn't mean it's off.
02:15:02.000 Your screen is off.
02:15:03.000 So if they hijack your phone, they figure out how to get it so that your phone is recording everything you say and sending your location while you think it's off.
02:15:13.000 You're like, yeah, fuck the government.
02:15:14.000 I'm going to turn my phone off and have this fucking conversation about Bitcoin.
02:15:18.000 What you're doing is you're talking to the NSA. I like the drone and the robot idea, though.
02:15:25.000 Like, say, like, hey, did I forget to turn off the oven?
02:15:29.000 Now you could have, like, this thing deploy into your house, go up to the oven with, like, cameras and, like, see if you're, you know, and stuff like that.
02:15:34.000 Yeah, it's going to be convenient.
02:15:36.000 That's what's going to allow them to get into your life.
02:15:37.000 Yeah.
02:15:38.000 Robots are going to be 24-7 monitoring us.
02:15:41.000 I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.
02:15:45.000 I'm balls deep in it.
02:15:47.000 I know.
02:15:47.000 Well, you are.
02:15:48.000 That thing's the best.
02:15:49.000 You're always my canary in a coal mine when it comes to adoption of new technology.
02:15:53.000 I'm going to get vaccines for my robots, too.
02:15:57.000 Robber.
02:15:59.000 Yeah, Brian is always ahead of the curve with this shit.
02:16:02.000 Yeah, I pre-ordered these.
02:16:04.000 Well, when you're watching your own home from a distance, that is a benefit.
02:16:09.000 Yeah.
02:16:09.000 You can see and record everything that's happening inside your house when you're not there.
02:16:14.000 Yeah.
02:16:15.000 If someone breaks in, you literally get an alarm.
02:16:17.000 But the thing is, try calling the cops now.
02:16:19.000 If you're living in L.A., they're going to go, well, what do you want?
02:16:23.000 What do you want us to do?
02:16:24.000 They don't even go, they're like, you're not home?
02:16:27.000 Oh yeah, we're not going to do anything about that.
02:16:28.000 Do you hear what just passed in Texas, the same thing, where like if there's like a whole list of like 10 things where they're not going to send cops anymore.
02:16:35.000 That's Austin.
02:16:36.000 Yeah, Austin.
02:16:37.000 In Austin, yeah.
02:16:38.000 Yeah, not good.
02:16:39.000 No.
02:16:39.000 No, that's good.
02:16:40.000 It's interesting.
02:16:42.000 I had a gentleman on the other day who wrote a book called San Francisco.
02:16:49.000 Jamie?
02:16:50.000 Michael Schellenberger.
02:16:50.000 Michael Schellenberger, that's what I said.
02:16:52.000 Michael Schellenberger, and he was bringing up a very important statistic that seems counterintuitive, but the best way, he said, to increase police brutality is to lower the amount of police.
02:17:04.000 So the best way to decrease police brutality is to have more police.
02:17:08.000 He goes, when you have understaffed police department, they're overstressed, and they're more threatened, and they feel like they're more in danger, and they're more likely to act aggressively.
02:17:19.000 And there's less backup on the way, too.
02:17:20.000 Right.
02:17:20.000 Not forgiving them.
02:17:21.000 This is not forgiving them.
02:17:22.000 This is just a scientific observation.
02:17:26.000 Ben Shapiro said the exact same thing.
02:17:28.000 It's like, if you want to fix terrible neighborhoods, what you should do is radically increase police presence.
02:17:33.000 Well, I just read that October 18th or something like that is a deadline for Seattle police to get vaccinated, and it's looking like they're going to lose 40% of their force.
02:17:44.000 Holy shit.
02:17:46.000 Austin should hire them all.
02:17:48.000 Holy shit, is that crazy?
02:17:50.000 So it's a ticking time bomb.
02:17:51.000 That is so crazy.
02:17:53.000 Seattle could fire 40% of police force over COVID-19 vaccine mandate.
02:17:57.000 That's ridiculous.
02:17:58.000 It's less than 10 days away.
02:18:00.000 It really is almost like we are being attacked with some sneaky way of justifying something that completely ruins airline travel, hospital staff, police staff.
02:18:15.000 I know there's a thing going on with firemen as well.
02:18:18.000 I know a friend of the family who is a fireman who is dealing with an issue like that in California.
02:18:25.000 It's crazy.
02:18:26.000 The heroes, supposedly, right?
02:18:28.000 Well, not only that, a lot of those folks have survived COVID. They got the natural antibodies, which are, again, six to 13 times stronger than what you get from the vaccine.
02:18:38.000 And this is not disputable.
02:18:40.000 This is not tinfoil hat conspiracy.
02:18:42.000 This is hard science.
02:18:43.000 They know that it's very robust and that it may last much longer.
02:18:47.000 They don't know how long it lasts because it's only been around for a year and a half, right?
02:18:50.000 But they do know that it lasts and that it's superior.
02:18:54.000 And they're pretending it doesn't exist.
02:18:57.000 They're pretending.
02:18:58.000 It's like this is madness.
02:18:59.000 Like they're just mandating that people do this one thing, one size fits all.
02:19:05.000 And it's the only time ever we can imagine that that's happened.
02:19:09.000 Like they would not do that if it was chicken pox.
02:19:11.000 If you've already got chicken pox, you don't need a vaccine.
02:19:13.000 If you've already had whatever disease, as long as your body develops natural antibodies for it, it's always been understood that you don't need to get vaccinated for that.
02:19:21.000 Now they're pretending it doesn't.
02:19:24.000 And I don't want to even speculate why, but it's not rational and it's one of those because I said things.
02:19:33.000 Because if there's no science behind it, it becomes E. Why do I have to do that?
02:19:37.000 Because I said so.
02:19:38.000 That's what it seems like.
02:19:39.000 It seems like because I said so.
02:19:41.000 It doesn't seem rational.
02:19:43.000 If there's this clear line in the sand, a lot of those nurses got COVID, and they risked their lives in the early days of the pandemic.
02:19:50.000 They're working with shitty equipment, shitty PPE. PPE or PPP? PPE. PPE, right?
02:19:57.000 Which one?
02:19:58.000 PPP is the loan?
02:19:59.000 Yeah.
02:20:00.000 Protection equipment.
02:20:01.000 Shitty masks.
02:20:02.000 Some of them didn't have any masks.
02:20:04.000 Our lady, our nurse that works with us, she told us in the beginning they told them not to wear masks because they didn't want to alarm people.
02:20:11.000 So all these people got COVID, including her, hanging around with all these COVID patients with no masks on.
02:20:17.000 And then they tell them they have to get vaccinated or they're going to lose their job.
02:20:22.000 These people literally risk their lives.
02:20:24.000 In a rare instance, I mean...
02:20:27.000 Taking care of people that are sick is always dangerous, right?
02:20:30.000 There's always the chance that you could catch some disease if you are in an emergency room or you're working with infected patients.
02:20:37.000 There's always all kinds, with flu, everything, all kinds of diseases.
02:20:40.000 But this is a rare one.
02:20:42.000 Where it's super contagious.
02:20:43.000 It's spreading across the whole country.
02:20:44.000 Everyone's paranoid about it.
02:20:46.000 And you're telling these nurses they don't even have to wear masks and don't wear masks.
02:20:49.000 It'll freak people out.
02:20:50.000 That was the early days.
02:20:51.000 So they got through all of that.
02:20:53.000 And then after they developed natural immunity because they got infected, they have antibodies.
02:20:58.000 You could show with a blood test.
02:21:00.000 They're still telling them they have to take a shot no matter what.
02:21:03.000 You want your job?
02:21:05.000 Because I said so.
02:21:06.000 I went down a rabbit hole.
02:21:08.000 It's called people posting their L's or whatever.
02:21:12.000 You know how they've been saying that lately?
02:21:13.000 That's a thing.
02:21:14.000 Posting your L means that you accidentally put out on the internet something that contradicts something that you're into.
02:21:25.000 There was a bunch.
02:21:27.000 The main theme of this one page of them that I found was...
02:21:32.000 People posting in mid-2020, like, I'll never take a vaccine administered that was built during the Trump administration.
02:21:41.000 This president's crazy, right?
02:21:42.000 And then, like, all the tweets that are their L's are, like, six to eight months later, which is basically, like, anybody who isn't vaccinated is against human nature.
02:21:52.000 Yeah.
02:21:53.000 I hope they die.
02:21:54.000 Yeah.
02:21:54.000 One somebody posted, free healthcare is a right.
02:21:59.000 It should be for everyone.
02:22:01.000 And then eight months later, anybody who's not vaccinated doesn't deserve to be able to visit a hospital.
02:22:06.000 It's crazy.
02:22:07.000 Yeah.
02:22:07.000 It's crazy.
02:22:08.000 It's one of those things where people become the other.
02:22:10.000 We're going back to what we talked about earlier about we have these deeply ingrained tribal instincts.
02:22:16.000 And once we get on a tribe, when they're saying that, like the vaccinated shouldn't have access to healthcare, what they're doing is they're signaling to their tribe, who are the people that also took the vax, the good people.
02:22:28.000 They're signaling to their tribe that they feel this way, and we're gonna fight off those outsiders.
02:22:33.000 We're gonna, like, deny them healthcare, fuck them, cast them out of society.
02:22:37.000 It's a natural instinct.
02:22:38.000 It's a terrible, terrible instinct.
02:22:40.000 And it's literally how people have survived When they lived in tribes and they had to treat these people that were in these other tribes as a danger to their livelihood and to their family and to their safety.
02:22:53.000 That's what we thought about other people.
02:22:54.000 So we have this ingrained tribal instinct and people are applying it to vaccines.
02:22:59.000 So they're putting their faith in pharmaceutical companies.
02:23:02.000 If you want to talk about the most criticized and the most disparaged aspect of our society when it comes to like the dangers That it poses to people's health.
02:23:16.000 A big one was pharmaceutical companies because they're the ones who are responsible for the opiate crisis.
02:23:21.000 They're the ones who are responsible for these drugs that have horrific side effects and they hide the data.
02:23:26.000 Forever we've been suspicious of those people.
02:23:28.000 Forever people have pointed to them as being one of the real problems with capitalism that mix with medicine.
02:23:34.000 When you mix the desire to earn unstoppable and constantly ever-growing amounts of money every year, like a universal growth corporation, with medicine, this is what you get.
02:23:44.000 You get cutting corners or Fudging data or letting things slide through.
02:23:50.000 And now all of a sudden people are like, oh, they're the best.
02:23:53.000 They're the best.
02:23:54.000 So weird.
02:23:55.000 They're looking out for us.
02:23:56.000 The two biggest payouts ever, right?
02:23:58.000 Yeah.
02:23:58.000 Pfizer and Johnson& Johnson.
02:24:01.000 Johnson& Johnson put cancerous stuff in baby powder.
02:24:05.000 I don't think that's true.
02:24:07.000 I think baby powder inadvertently caused cancer.
02:24:12.000 I don't know what that...
02:24:14.000 I don't think there was stuff in the baby powder.
02:24:16.000 I just think it was the baby powder itself.
02:24:18.000 I might be wrong.
02:24:19.000 It wasn't contaminated, right?
02:24:21.000 But it was talc, right?
02:24:22.000 Didn't they find out talc causes cancer?
02:24:23.000 But that's what baby powder is.
02:24:25.000 Baby powder is talcum powder.
02:24:27.000 I don't know.
02:24:28.000 There'd be a lot of co-cats with nose cancer.
02:24:30.000 Oh, they knew for decades that asbestos.
02:24:33.000 Oh, my God.
02:24:35.000 What?
02:24:36.000 What?
02:24:37.000 Okay, so it's not just the baby powder.
02:24:40.000 They paid out two billion bucks.
02:24:42.000 Thousands of lawsuits alleging that its talc caused cancer.
02:24:45.000 Johnson& Johnson insists on the safety and purity of its iconic product, but internal documents examined by Reuters show the company's powder was sometimes tainted.
02:24:55.000 Okay, so it was tainted.
02:24:56.000 With carcinogenic asbestos and that Johnson& Johnson kept that information from regulators and the public.
02:25:02.000 Oh my God, it's a horrible article.
02:25:05.000 Look at how it starts.
02:25:06.000 Darlene Coker knew she was dying.
02:25:09.000 She just wanted to know why.
02:25:11.000 She knew she had cancer.
02:25:13.000 How do you say that?
02:25:15.000 Methothelioma.
02:25:17.000 Mesothelioma arose in the delicate membrane surrounding her lungs and other organs.
02:25:22.000 She knew it was rare as it was deadly, a signature of exposure to asbestos, and she knew it afflicted mostly men who inhaled asbestos dust in mines and industries such as shipbuilding that used the carcinogen before its risks were understood.
02:25:37.000 Wow.
02:25:39.000 Wow.
02:25:41.000 Is it safe now?
02:25:42.000 I don't know, dude.
02:25:43.000 What do you use now?
02:25:44.000 I just bought a bunch of it.
02:25:46.000 I did.
02:25:47.000 I use it for a pool.
02:25:48.000 I use it to keep, when I'm playing pool, you put it in between your fingers and you slide the shaft through it easier.
02:25:55.000 Fuck!
02:25:56.000 I wonder if Goldbahn has the same stuff.
02:25:59.000 I wonder how much you have to use it before you get cancer, right?
02:26:03.000 Right.
02:26:04.000 It's like they say that Tammy Faye Baker got brain cancer from Diet Coke.
02:26:09.000 Yeah, I've heard that before.
02:26:11.000 Yeah, but I don't know where I heard it.
02:26:12.000 It might be bullshit.
02:26:13.000 I'm repeating it to millions of people.
02:26:17.000 Because there was a thing that had to do with Donald Rumsfeld.
02:26:24.000 Donald Rumsfeld, that creepy dude he used to work for the Bush administration.
02:26:28.000 That guy was a part of the pushing of aspartame through, even though there was some speculation that it could cause cancer.
02:26:38.000 But then I've read that from nutritionists, like the amount of aspartame you would have to eat, the amount of Diet Coke you'd have to drink to actually get cancer is pretty substantial.
02:26:47.000 But then again, that's like in comparison to rats.
02:26:50.000 Like they gave rats a lot.
02:26:52.000 Maybe people are more sensitive.
02:26:54.000 Don't drink Diet Coke.
02:26:55.000 Drink Zevia.
02:26:56.000 Coke Zero.
02:26:57.000 Liquid Zero Diet Coke.
02:26:59.000 Don't even get started on a Diet Coke, which she consumes in such volume that she now considers it a regenerative substance.
02:27:07.000 They say the body is made up, this is in quotes, they say the body is made up of a certain amount of water.
02:27:11.000 Well, mine is made out of Diet Coke.
02:27:13.000 I am probably pickled in it and will live forever.
02:27:17.000 Well, that didn't age well.
02:27:23.000 But it's like, every now and then a Diet Coke is goddamn delicious.
02:27:27.000 I'd like one right now.
02:27:28.000 With a cigar?
02:27:29.000 Diet Coke with a cigar?
02:27:30.000 Diet Coke sounds good right now.
02:27:31.000 Diet Coke is delicious.
02:27:32.000 I like it.
02:27:32.000 I like it better than regular Coke.
02:27:34.000 When I drink regular Coke, I feel like I'm a naughty boy.
02:27:36.000 I'm going to crack open a regular Coke.
02:27:37.000 I can't believe I'm doing this.
02:27:38.000 Do you like Coke Zero?
02:27:39.000 It's okay.
02:27:40.000 I like it too.
02:27:41.000 They changed the formula last month.
02:27:43.000 It doesn't bother me.
02:27:45.000 I don't like it better or worse than Diet Coke, but there's a thing that regular Coke does to your body you feel.
02:27:51.000 You feel that sugar rush.
02:27:52.000 You're like, ooh, I shouldn't have done that.
02:27:54.000 I love it.
02:27:56.000 That's all Tony drinks.
02:27:57.000 Love it.
02:27:58.000 Seeing Tony's family, they all came to watch the fight.
02:28:00.000 We watched the Fury-Wilder fight and Tony's dad and his family came.
02:28:04.000 They're all sitting there smoking.
02:28:05.000 They're all like fucking old school Ohio.
02:28:08.000 My father and his girlfriend at two separate times within the first minute didn't notice that the other one said it.
02:28:14.000 But I had a cigarette and they both go separately.
02:28:17.000 They go, oh, we can smoke in here?
02:28:19.000 I can smoke?
02:28:20.000 Yeah.
02:28:20.000 And they already had the pack out.
02:28:23.000 They had their pack in there.
02:28:24.000 We can smoke.
02:28:25.000 They're like, we can smoke.
02:28:26.000 We can smoke indoors.
02:28:27.000 They were so excited to be able to smoke indoors.
02:28:29.000 Because we were in this big green room and we had the fight on a big ass TV. They set it up.
02:28:34.000 Did you see the fight?
02:28:35.000 No.
02:28:35.000 Oh my god, dude.
02:28:36.000 It was one of the greatest heavyweight fights of all time.
02:28:38.000 One of the greatest boxing matches of all time.
02:28:40.000 Have you seen it yet, Jamie?
02:28:42.000 We can't hear you.
02:28:43.000 I watched it live.
02:28:44.000 Did you shit your pants?
02:28:47.000 No, I was tired.
02:28:48.000 Long day.
02:28:48.000 So I was just sort of watching it.
02:28:50.000 Did you scream out at all?
02:28:51.000 No.
02:28:52.000 You don't scream out at things still, do you?
02:28:53.000 I will on occasion, but I have to be real riled up.
02:28:57.000 Buckeyes stuff, right?
02:28:59.000 It depends, really.
02:29:00.000 I'll be honest.
02:29:00.000 I'm trying to think the last time I did.
02:29:01.000 Actually, something happened.
02:29:02.000 I screamed on occasion.
02:29:03.000 When Kanye and Kim got divorced?
02:29:05.000 Yeah.
02:29:05.000 They're fine.
02:29:06.000 When Kim showed up with that crazy mask on.
02:29:08.000 No!
02:29:10.000 Dude, that fight had us screaming.
02:29:13.000 We were screaming.
02:29:13.000 Oh, my goodness.
02:29:14.000 We had an awesome watching party.
02:29:16.000 Yeah.
02:29:16.000 So it was Phil, it was Laura Bites, and it was Tony and I. Jimmy Batullo.
02:29:22.000 Yeah.
02:29:23.000 Joe Marsco.
02:29:24.000 All these friends of Tony's and Tony's family, and it was fucking amazing.
02:29:30.000 You know, there's something about watching fights with a bunch of people.
02:29:33.000 It's very festive.
02:29:34.000 You know, when everyone's screaming and cheering on, it's like it's more exciting.
02:29:37.000 It's like you got a small crowd.
02:29:39.000 It's almost like you're watching it live.
02:29:40.000 I mean, you are watching it live, but you're almost like watching it in a small crowd.
02:29:44.000 Yeah.
02:29:44.000 And it was cool because, like, we'd go to a lot of cities on a lot of different nights.
02:29:49.000 There's never a boxing match like that.
02:29:50.000 Like, we don't ever really do a viewing party like that.
02:29:52.000 But it was so fitting that we were, to me, that we were an hour away from Youngstown, which is like a real boxing city.
02:29:59.000 Yeah.
02:29:59.000 You know, Boom Boom and Kelly Pavlik and all those greats.
02:30:03.000 That came out of there.
02:30:04.000 Well, it's just be able to watch that fight live.
02:30:06.000 Yeah.
02:30:07.000 And to catch it live.
02:30:08.000 Because it was so good.
02:30:09.000 It was so crazy.
02:30:10.000 It was so action-filled.
02:30:12.000 I mean, it was fucking amazing.
02:30:14.000 From Tyson Fury knocking Wilder down early to Wilder looking like he was done with his right hand.
02:30:19.000 Boom!
02:30:20.000 Oh, yeah.
02:30:21.000 He had Tyson Fury on Queer Street.
02:30:24.000 Look at how that punch...
02:30:24.000 Queer Street?
02:30:25.000 Look at how that...
02:30:26.000 That's what they call it.
02:30:26.000 Because you don't know what's going on.
02:30:28.000 It's odd.
02:30:28.000 It's a word for odd.
02:30:30.000 It's an old saying.
02:30:31.000 It's nothing to do with gay folks.
02:30:32.000 Look at this.
02:30:33.000 Boom.
02:30:33.000 Look at this punch.
02:30:34.000 Look at the fat.
02:30:35.000 Watch this fat ripple.
02:30:36.000 Oh, wow.
02:30:36.000 Look at that ripple.
02:30:37.000 That's crazy.
02:30:37.000 All the way down.
02:30:38.000 Bro, that's how hard Deontay Wilder punches.
02:30:40.000 Let me see that again.
02:30:41.000 Because that is...
02:30:42.000 There's maybe one or two other humans that have ever lived that can punch as hard as this guy.
02:30:46.000 He's, without a doubt, one of the hardest punchers of all time.
02:30:48.000 So he smashes Tyson Fury while he's getting his ass kicked.
02:30:51.000 Smashes him with his right hand in the fourth round.
02:30:53.000 Look at that fat roll down.
02:30:55.000 Look at that fat.
02:30:55.000 Look at it roll down.
02:30:57.000 I mean, that's the shock waves that ripple through his head.
02:31:00.000 Most human beings right there are going out.
02:31:02.000 Most human beings.
02:31:04.000 And then he hits him again and clubs him to the ground there.
02:31:06.000 Hit him behind the ear.
02:31:08.000 He's a murderous puncher.
02:31:10.000 But the level of skill Was so evident.
02:31:13.000 The difference is Tyson Fury is a masterful boxer.
02:31:17.000 I mean, he's masterful.
02:31:18.000 The shit that he did was amazing.
02:31:20.000 And his strategy was amazing.
02:31:21.000 Just stay glued to Deontay, wear on him, hang on him, make him work, and just drag him deeper and deeper and deeper into these fucking horrible waters filled with crocodiles.
02:31:33.000 That's what he did.
02:31:34.000 And almost got knocked out doing it.
02:31:36.000 That's how dangerous Wilder is.
02:31:39.000 Wilder is like the opposite of Usyk.
02:31:42.000 Like, Usyk is like this insane boxer who's like this insane footwork in motion.
02:31:48.000 And Wilder kind of looks awkward at times, but if he hits you once, you're fucked.
02:31:52.000 Even if you're one of the greatest boxers of all time, like Tyson Fury.
02:31:56.000 He's without a doubt one of the greatest heavyweight boxers ever.
02:31:59.000 Six foot nine, 277 pounds, and Lightning fast.
02:32:05.000 For a guy that big, he moves so well.
02:32:07.000 He moves, his jab's incredible.
02:32:09.000 I mean, isn't it crazy, Destiny?
02:32:11.000 What are the odds that that guy, who could be Paul Jenkins or Mike Smith just as easily, his name is Tyson Fury.
02:32:21.000 A heavyweight god is named Tyson Fury.
02:32:26.000 What are the odds of that?
02:32:27.000 It's amazing.
02:32:27.000 Like, Mike Tyson...
02:32:29.000 One of the goats.
02:32:30.000 Fury.
02:32:32.000 6'9".
02:32:33.000 Yeah.
02:32:34.000 Crazy.
02:32:34.000 Greatest name of all time.
02:32:36.000 Yeah.
02:32:36.000 That's like a great comedian.
02:32:38.000 Literally, his parents named him, like, Funny Pants Smith or something.
02:32:42.000 Joe King.
02:32:43.000 Yeah.
02:32:44.000 Hey, we know a Joe King.
02:32:45.000 Well, his whole family was into fighting.
02:32:48.000 Like, he was learning how to box from the time he was a small, small boy.
02:32:51.000 Like, he's always knowing how to box.
02:33:01.000 Wow.
02:33:05.000 He's a special talent.
02:33:06.000 Just insane power.
02:33:09.000 But the difference in the level of understanding of where to be and where not to be, how to move, how to faint, and how to draw reactions and set traps, the difference is out of this world.
02:33:21.000 But Deontay hits so hard, it almost didn't matter.
02:33:24.000 It almost didn't matter that Tyson Fury was so much more skillful and so much slicker, with so much more experience.
02:33:29.000 Tyson Fury hits so fucking hard that it almost didn't matter.
02:33:34.000 My dad's girlfriend had her head in her hands after that round where Fieri got knocked down twice.
02:33:41.000 It was crazy.
02:33:42.000 She felt bad for this guy that was getting beat up on.
02:33:46.000 And I touched her shoulder and I go, that guy's gonna come back and win this fight.
02:33:49.000 And she goes, really?
02:33:51.000 You might have been wrong.
02:33:52.000 I could have easily been wrong, but...
02:33:54.000 Now you're talking shit.
02:33:55.000 Now I know what the hell's going on.
02:33:56.000 You didn't know jack shit.
02:33:57.000 No one knew jack shit in that fight.
02:33:59.000 When he got dropped, we all thought it was over.
02:34:01.000 I was like, oh my god, he's fucked.
02:34:02.000 Because he got hit hard.
02:34:04.000 You could tell.
02:34:05.000 Like, when he got up, he was not really there.
02:34:07.000 And then when he got clubbed in the back of the head and fell down again, or behind the ear and fell down again, I was like, oh my god.
02:34:13.000 But then he came back.
02:34:14.000 He did come back.
02:34:16.000 The craziest comeback ever was him in the 12th round of the first fight.
02:34:19.000 That was the craziest.
02:34:20.000 That's nuts.
02:34:21.000 That didn't even make sense.
02:34:22.000 But there was some controversy about this fight.
02:34:25.000 And one of the controversies was the extremely long counts when Tyson Fury went down.
02:34:31.000 Cormier believes Fury benefited from crazy slow count.
02:34:33.000 That's right.
02:34:34.000 After being knocked down by Wilder.
02:34:36.000 Daniel Cormier believes the referee made a bad call in the fourth round vs.
02:34:40.000 Fury vs.
02:34:41.000 Wilder 3. Well, he's correct.
02:34:43.000 This is what happened.
02:34:44.000 The count is supposed to, the referee is supposed to go one, two when the guy goes down, but if for any reason he has to interrupt the count because the fighter, the opponent needs to be told to go to the neutral corner,
02:35:00.000 You're supposed to pick up the count where the ringside counter has it.
02:35:05.000 So there's a guy who's counting ringside, and he'll keep the count going.
02:35:08.000 So if you're at one, two, and then you're like, go to a neutral corner, that guy's supposed to be like three, four, five.
02:35:16.000 As it should.
02:35:17.000 But he didn't.
02:35:19.000 He went back to it.
02:35:20.000 Three, four, but the guy had already been down for a couple seconds.
02:35:23.000 Without a doubt, it was a long count.
02:35:25.000 That's bullshit.
02:35:26.000 That's the problem with boxing though.
02:35:28.000 That's what people have a problem with.
02:35:29.000 That's like considered kind of like bullshit.
02:35:31.000 It's one of two things.
02:35:32.000 It's either a mistake and the guy made an error or maybe there's a...
02:35:38.000 I don't think there's a different law in Vegas.
02:35:42.000 I don't think the law...
02:35:44.000 I don't think there's a rule that allows them to do that.
02:35:46.000 I think it's an error or corruption.
02:35:50.000 Most likely an error.
02:35:52.000 Most likely the guy's panicking.
02:35:54.000 He's in this huge fight.
02:35:55.000 I don't know how many big high-profile fights.
02:35:58.000 I'm not that well-schooled on boxing referees.
02:36:01.000 I know a few of them.
02:36:02.000 I used to know more of them back in the day, but I know a few of them.
02:36:05.000 I don't know if I've seen that guy work before.
02:36:08.000 So I don't know if he's panicking.
02:36:11.000 But boxing's got a lot of...
02:36:13.000 There should be somebody overseeing him, though, that goes, hey, you can't do that.
02:36:16.000 Exactly.
02:36:17.000 There should be a thing that's loud as a guy goes down.
02:36:21.000 Here's my take on it.
02:36:22.000 It shouldn't be up to the referee to count.
02:36:24.000 It shouldn't be, he can go, one, two, three, or he can go, one, two, three, Two!
02:36:31.000 It shouldn't be that.
02:36:32.000 There should be a count.
02:36:34.000 It should be 10 seconds, and there should be like a LCD screen, and when a guy goes down, it starts at 10. And when he, you know, when it gets to, or it starts at 1 or 0, whatever.
02:36:44.000 I feel like Japanese or Chinese, they do that, right?
02:36:48.000 Something like that.
02:36:49.000 I feel like I've seen that before.
02:36:51.000 In what?
02:36:51.000 In boxing?
02:36:52.000 I think.
02:36:53.000 I feel like it's a different thing.
02:36:55.000 It's like a loud over the one, but it's like Chinese words or whatever.
02:36:59.000 Well, I know they've done that on some boxing telecasts where you hear the ringside count.
02:37:05.000 I know that for a fact.
02:37:07.000 And I know guys have picked it up at five, six.
02:37:12.000 But in this case, there was without a doubt like a gap where he was directing some stuff inside the ring and then he came back and picked up the count.
02:37:21.000 So it was definitely long.
02:37:24.000 The question is, could Fury have gotten up?
02:37:26.000 Maybe, but could he have gotten up two seconds earlier, three seconds earlier, whatever the extra count was, and could Wilder have jumped on him and hurt him again?
02:37:33.000 Yeah, that's possible too.
02:37:36.000 You don't know.
02:37:36.000 When a guy gets that hurt, if you give him any extra time, it's a bonus.
02:37:40.000 Any three seconds, four seconds, that makes a big difference.
02:37:42.000 That's between the world spinning and all of a sudden the world's not spinning anymore.
02:37:46.000 I noticed that ref kept doing that.
02:37:48.000 Put your gloves up.
02:37:49.000 Now walk towards me with your gloves up.
02:37:51.000 And then he would wipe the gloves like he did at each free.
02:37:54.000 At least he kept it sort of consistent.
02:37:56.000 That's standard.
02:37:57.000 That's standard.
02:37:58.000 Because you've got to find out if a guy goes down and then you go, put your gloves up, walk towards me, and he walks towards you and he starts stumbling, stop the fight.
02:38:05.000 Because you don't know.
02:38:06.000 It's just guesswork.
02:38:08.000 And it's all subjective, right?
02:38:09.000 One referee will stop a fight when a guy is getting fucked up.
02:38:13.000 And another referee will let it go.
02:38:15.000 There's a lot of referees who would have stopped this fight earlier.
02:38:18.000 There's quite a few referees where when Tyson Fury was battering Deontay Wilder, they would have stopped the fight.
02:38:25.000 And this was Wilder's argument about the second fight when he did get stopped.
02:38:31.000 He felt like he could have kept going.
02:38:33.000 Judging by this fight...
02:38:35.000 He probably is correct.
02:38:37.000 He probably could have kept going.
02:38:38.000 But he might have gotten knocked out there.
02:38:40.000 But he could have kept going.
02:38:42.000 In this fight it looked like in that one round, I think it was the second, where Tyson Fury dropped Deontay Wilder and he barely survived and he made it to the end bell.
02:38:50.000 What if that was the beginning of the round?
02:38:53.000 Who knows?
02:38:56.000 You never know.
02:38:57.000 So could he have gone on from the second fight when they stopped the fight?
02:39:00.000 Probably.
02:39:02.000 Maybe it was for his health that his corner threw the towel and stopped the fight.
02:39:06.000 Maybe they know him and they know how tough he is.
02:39:09.000 That's what you see in this fight.
02:39:10.000 You see how fucking tough he is.
02:39:11.000 How much pain and how much punishment he endured and still was dangerous.
02:39:16.000 Still hurt Fury.
02:39:18.000 And still hurt him again after that, right?
02:39:20.000 He hurt him one other time later.
02:39:22.000 Didn't drop him, but hurt him.
02:39:24.000 So he hurt him on a few occasions.
02:39:27.000 But when he went out, man, he went out bad.
02:39:30.000 That's a bad knockout.
02:39:32.000 And Tyson Fury said it best.
02:39:34.000 He goes, that's the kind of knockout that can end a career.
02:39:36.000 I mean, it might not, but that was a bad knockout.
02:39:40.000 Show the knockout.
02:39:41.000 He wings a left hook, misses it, and steps in with a right hand that just spins his head around.
02:39:49.000 It was crazy.
02:39:50.000 Yeah, hitting the mat woke him up.
02:39:52.000 He was out on his way down.
02:39:54.000 Yeah.
02:39:54.000 And when we were watching him, we were like, this is the greatest fight I've ever seen in my life.
02:39:58.000 Yeah.
02:39:59.000 So fun.
02:40:00.000 The thing is, it's like, does he come back from that?
02:40:05.000 He's 35. I think his trainer said he doesn't want him to even think about it.
02:40:08.000 He just wants him to do nothing but rest.
02:40:10.000 Don't even think about boxing.
02:40:11.000 Just take a rest.
02:40:12.000 You earned it.
02:40:14.000 Don't get all anxious and ramp up for the rematch because that's what he did for this fight apparently when he got beaten in the second fight and he felt like there was all sorts of controversy attached to it.
02:40:25.000 It got real ugly with the accusations.
02:40:28.000 All but accused his trainer of being involved in it.
02:40:31.000 His trainer was Mark Breland.
02:40:33.000 Watch this again.
02:40:34.000 Look at this.
02:40:35.000 Watch the end.
02:40:36.000 The left, here's the right.
02:40:37.000 Boom.
02:40:38.000 I mean, bro.
02:40:40.000 That is crazy.
02:40:42.000 That is a crazy knockout.
02:40:45.000 And in a fight, look at it one more time.
02:40:47.000 Let's see it again.
02:40:48.000 He hits him with the right hand.
02:40:49.000 He knows he's got him hurt.
02:40:50.000 Let's him go.
02:40:50.000 Left hand.
02:40:51.000 Here's the left.
02:40:52.000 Misses with the left.
02:40:53.000 Boom.
02:40:53.000 He clipped him with the left, too.
02:40:55.000 But the right was perfect.
02:40:57.000 Fuck.
02:40:58.000 What a fight.
02:40:59.000 And when it was over, we were like, holy shit.
02:41:02.000 What a rollercoaster ride.
02:41:03.000 Yeah.
02:41:05.000 One of the most exciting boxing matches of all time, for sure.
02:41:08.000 Hell yeah.
02:41:09.000 Crazy that a guy's 6'9 going up against a guy's 6'6.
02:41:12.000 6'7.
02:41:13.000 True heavyweight.
02:41:14.000 Yeah, crazy.
02:41:15.000 True heavyweight fight.
02:41:16.000 The other thing was Deontay Wilder was 238 for that fight, which is the heaviest of his career.
02:41:20.000 He was 209 for their first fight.
02:41:23.000 Wow.
02:41:23.000 Yeah.
02:41:25.000 And it's like, you know, is that good?
02:41:28.000 Is it good to put all that extra weight on?
02:41:30.000 Like, maybe.
02:41:31.000 Maybe it helped him fight him off.
02:41:33.000 Maybe it hindered his movement.
02:41:35.000 If you could teach Deontay Wilder footwork, like real footwork, how to bounce and move and slide in, slide out, and not be awkward at all, to be slick.
02:41:45.000 God, with that punch, it's almost like the punches, it's almost like it hinders a fighter in a certain way to have that kind of power.
02:41:53.000 Because you know all you have to do is hit a guy.
02:41:54.000 So all you're thinking about doing is hitting him.
02:41:56.000 And it worked 41 times.
02:41:59.000 He's knocked out 41 guys.
02:42:02.000 Or 40. I think he's like 41. Yeah, he had one decision.
02:42:07.000 Out of his 41 victories.
02:42:09.000 Which is crazy.
02:42:10.000 That's the craziest record in the history of the sport.
02:42:12.000 There's not a single guy that's knocked out as many guys as Deontay Wilder has.
02:42:17.000 If you could teach that guy how to move like Tyson Fury does.
02:42:21.000 If you could teach that guy how to pretend he doesn't have any power.
02:42:24.000 Like just really develop real boxing skills.
02:42:27.000 And just almost pretend you can't break an egg.
02:42:30.000 Just be in the right position always.
02:42:33.000 And just touch people.
02:42:34.000 Just touch people.
02:42:34.000 Because he hits so fucking hard, man.
02:42:37.000 But people that have that kind of power, for whatever reason, they always, not always, but a lot of times they rely on it.
02:42:44.000 Because it's so extraordinary.
02:42:46.000 They just know that all they have to do is land that one shot.
02:42:48.000 The guys who are like the masterful boxers, they never have that, like the Julio Cesar Chavez's of the world.
02:42:54.000 He's one of the most masterful boxers ever.
02:42:55.000 But he never was like a one punch guy.
02:42:58.000 He would break guys down.
02:42:59.000 He would very rarely stop someone with one punch in the first round.
02:43:03.000 Most of the fights, it was just him just beating the shit out of people, like super technically, and he would just move in and throw shots, and every shot was coming your way, was accurate, and eventually he'd break fighters down and smash them.
02:43:15.000 But if you can get a guy like Deontay Wilder to pretend he doesn't have power, and to learn how to box like a Julio Cesar Chavez, he'd have one of the greatest fighters of all time.
02:43:25.000 Hell yeah.
02:43:27.000 Hell yeah.
02:43:28.000 Hell yeah.
02:43:29.000 You see that conspiracy that's going on right now with the Brian guy that supposedly murdered his girlfriend on the flower bed?
02:43:38.000 What's the conspiracy?
02:43:39.000 Somebody said this guy took this drone over their house and out of nowhere they just got all these new flower beds in their backyard, the parents of Brian.
02:43:48.000 And there's this one video where she's reaching down, and it looks like from the corner of the flowerbed, a hand picks and grabs something that she gives him.
02:43:56.000 And at first I was like, no way.
02:43:58.000 Look at this.
02:43:59.000 Internet sleuth claim Brian Laundrie is hiding under flowerbed.
02:44:03.000 Yeah, and if you zoom in...
02:44:04.000 Where's the hand?
02:44:05.000 Look, she like hands something.
02:44:07.000 Somebody grabs something out of the corner.
02:44:09.000 It looks like...
02:44:09.000 Wait a minute.
02:44:10.000 Where are you seeing this?
02:44:11.000 So, see where her hand is right now?
02:44:13.000 Bottom left.
02:44:14.000 Bottom left, there's like a shadow.
02:44:18.000 Oh.
02:44:18.000 Aerial drone footage.
02:44:21.000 She could have been grabbing a weed or something.
02:44:23.000 No, but it looks like she's putting something into it.
02:44:25.000 Raising suspicions of some who are zooming in on the patch of dirt.
02:44:29.000 Is there better footage than this?
02:44:31.000 Yeah.
02:44:32.000 They kind of skipped over.
02:44:34.000 Here we go.
02:44:35.000 This is it?
02:44:35.000 All right, play this.
02:44:36.000 Look at this.
02:44:39.000 It looks like there's a little hand that grabs something.
02:44:41.000 Like a note or something.
02:44:42.000 What?
02:44:43.000 And then they look up and see the drone.
02:44:45.000 Let me see this.
02:44:46.000 Hold on a second.
02:44:53.000 What is that?
02:44:55.000 Yeah.
02:44:55.000 Hold on, let me see that again.
02:44:58.000 Can you back that up a little?
02:44:59.000 No, I can't control it.
02:45:00.000 Oh, is it a TikTok thing?
02:45:01.000 Yeah, I can't control it.
02:45:02.000 What the fuck is that?
02:45:04.000 But here's the thing.
02:45:05.000 The video is so shitty that you're getting all these artifacts.
02:45:09.000 Like, all this stuff is moving in the background anyway.
02:45:10.000 It could just be a video artifact.
02:45:12.000 There's some people that kind of cleaned it up, and it looks like...
02:45:15.000 See, right there.
02:45:16.000 What is that, man?
02:45:17.000 Right there.
02:45:18.000 She's, like, giving, like, a note or something.
02:45:20.000 And then the weird thing about it is right after it happens, they look up and see the drone, and they immediately stop doing what they're doing and walk inside.
02:45:27.000 Well, everybody would walk inside if your kid is a murderer and there's a drone over your house.
02:45:32.000 What would they be saying?
02:45:32.000 He's living underground?
02:45:33.000 Right, like an underground bunker that they might have had?
02:45:37.000 Bro, it's a Stephen King book.
02:45:39.000 It's in Florida.
02:45:39.000 They don't really have a lot.
02:45:40.000 I mean, they could have made one, but basements aren't a big thing there.
02:45:43.000 Right, because of the ground and the ocean or whatever.
02:45:46.000 Jamie, party pooper.
02:45:47.000 I'm just saying.
02:45:48.000 We're in our fun time.
02:45:49.000 It's a fun conspiracy, though.
02:45:50.000 I guess.
02:45:51.000 He's just laying on the ground.
02:45:52.000 You see that someone's deer camera caught him in the woods with a backpack on?
02:45:58.000 When?
02:45:59.000 Really?
02:45:59.000 Yeah, someone has a trail cam, you know, like spotting deer wandering through your yard and shit, and took a photo of the guy.
02:46:07.000 So he's alive?
02:46:09.000 When was that?
02:46:09.000 Well, it looks like him.
02:46:10.000 It looks like him.
02:46:11.000 See, the thing about these trail cams is they're not like high definition, especially at night.
02:46:15.000 You know, some of them don't look that good.
02:46:17.000 Some of them are pretty good.
02:46:18.000 But there's also the Appalachian Trail, like someone who's on that trail said they saw them for sure.
02:46:24.000 Yeah.
02:46:25.000 And plus, he has just like that basic look that so many people have, like a shaved head and like a beard or whatever.
02:46:32.000 It's not him.
02:46:32.000 Oh, it was not him.
02:46:33.000 Hiker caught on deer cam was not Brian Laundrie.
02:46:37.000 The man seen hiking on a rural trail in Florida Panhandle was not after all.
02:46:42.000 Okay, so they found the dude who it is.
02:46:43.000 I'm really rooting for Dog the Bounty Hunter on this one.
02:46:46.000 It would be wild if you caught him, dude.
02:46:48.000 He took a break, I guess.
02:46:49.000 Oh, he's taking a break?
02:46:50.000 Yeah, he said he's sprained his ankle, so he's got to...
02:46:52.000 He's got to smoke a cigarette.
02:46:54.000 Walk it off, pussy.
02:46:57.000 Yeah, that's pretty funny.
02:46:58.000 Bro, his show would boom in the ratings if he found that guy.
02:47:01.000 Oh, yeah.
02:47:01.000 My goodness.
02:47:02.000 Just something about his hair.
02:47:04.000 It's like I want him to win.
02:47:06.000 Just committing to this look after all these years.
02:47:09.000 100%.
02:47:09.000 Suntan.
02:47:10.000 I mean, weather beating.
02:47:11.000 How is he alive, right?
02:47:13.000 Baseball glove with a mullet.
02:47:15.000 Look at him.
02:47:16.000 Dog tired.
02:47:17.000 Look at him.
02:47:18.000 Look at his face.
02:47:19.000 Oh, my goodness.
02:47:20.000 I need to get him in here.
02:47:22.000 Yeah.
02:47:22.000 I have to get him in here while he's alive.
02:47:25.000 Oh, hell yeah, dude.
02:47:26.000 Look at him.
02:47:26.000 Thanks for having me, brother.
02:47:28.000 I've got to get that guy in here.
02:47:30.000 He's like Tex Cobb in that movie, Coen Brothers movie, Nicolas Cage, Raising Arizona.
02:47:38.000 He's Tex Cobb in Raising Arizona.
02:47:41.000 Look at him.
02:47:42.000 Look at his forehead.
02:47:43.000 He's so tan.
02:47:46.000 You talk about a guy who doesn't give a fuck about skin cancer.
02:47:48.000 Look at him.
02:47:50.000 Look how old he is.
02:47:51.000 Blonde hair, I don't know what color his hair is for real.
02:47:54.000 Probably not blonde.
02:47:55.000 It's like Burt Kreischer after a night of drinking.
02:47:57.000 That's Burt Kreischer in six months.
02:47:59.000 Every morning.
02:48:00.000 Every morning.
02:48:00.000 Yeah.
02:48:01.000 If he doesn't get off tour soon, that's Burt Kreischer.
02:48:04.000 I mean, how's that guy not...
02:48:05.000 How's he not, like, melanoma-flooded?
02:48:11.000 Yeah.
02:48:11.000 Look at them.
02:48:12.000 And perfect teeth.
02:48:13.000 Those aren't real.
02:48:14.000 Yeah, I know.
02:48:15.000 Yeah, those aren't his gums either.
02:48:18.000 Oh, fake gum.
02:48:20.000 I don't know, I'm guessing.
02:48:22.000 They might be real teeth.
02:48:23.000 It might be like Conor McGregor.
02:48:25.000 Conor got his teeth done.
02:48:26.000 Really?
02:48:26.000 They're beautiful.
02:48:27.000 Oh, wow.
02:48:28.000 Well, you know, you figure your fighter, you get a lot of them knocked loose.
02:48:31.000 So you probably got some fake ones.
02:48:32.000 He's got beautiful teeth.
02:48:34.000 You ever thought about doing that?
02:48:35.000 One day just showing up with a...
02:48:37.000 Yeah, no.
02:48:38.000 Perfect smile.
02:48:39.000 I've thought about it, but I don't like how it looks.
02:48:41.000 It looks too fake.
02:48:42.000 Like every tooth is perfect.
02:48:44.000 If you all of a sudden have neon white shining teeth, that would be one of the greatest things.
02:48:51.000 It would be so blatant.
02:48:52.000 You know what I'm thinking about doing just to try to be a little more interesting than I really am?
02:48:56.000 Like one of my canines, gold.
02:48:59.000 No!
02:48:59.000 Why?
02:49:00.000 Come on, boy.
02:49:01.000 Yeah.
02:49:02.000 Like a pirate or something.
02:49:03.000 I'm into shit like that.
02:49:04.000 You should get a grill.
02:49:05.000 You should get a grill.
02:49:05.000 No, not a grill.
02:49:06.000 Just one gold tooth.
02:49:07.000 One gold tooth.
02:49:07.000 Like Tyson did in his prime.
02:49:08.000 Right.
02:49:09.000 Mike Tyson in his prime had one gold tooth.
02:49:10.000 Remember those days?
02:49:12.000 Yeah.
02:49:12.000 Nobody has gold teeth anymore.
02:49:15.000 Do you still have mercury fillings?
02:49:16.000 Like, my whole mouth is mercury, and I'm like...
02:49:18.000 Are you gonna die?
02:49:18.000 One gold tooth?
02:49:19.000 You know, people definitely have gold teeth these days.
02:49:21.000 Yeah, but, like, remember how Tyson had that one gold tooth in the front?
02:49:24.000 That was very rare, that a person has, like, one gold tooth.
02:49:27.000 That was a thing back in the day.
02:49:29.000 People would have, like, they'd get a tooth fixed, and they would just get a gold tooth.
02:49:34.000 Like Miley Cyrus does it or something like that.
02:49:36.000 Yeah, but they would put a cap over it.
02:49:38.000 These folks were getting an actual gold cap.
02:49:42.000 You would take an enamel one to get a fake new tooth.
02:49:45.000 I have one that I had to get a root canal and they put a crown on it.
02:49:48.000 These folks would get a gold one.
02:49:50.000 Do you remember that?
02:49:51.000 Sort of.
02:49:52.000 That was a thing.
02:49:53.000 I just thought that they would put it over their existing tooth.
02:49:57.000 That looks like they did surgery on her tooth and glued that bitch in there.
02:50:00.000 I've never liked it because I always make it...
02:50:02.000 That guy in the front, gold tooth, 2015, bam.
02:50:05.000 That's what I'm talking about.
02:50:06.000 Some dudes would get a full gold tooth.
02:50:08.000 That's not real.
02:50:09.000 Yeah.
02:50:09.000 Yes, it is.
02:50:10.000 No, that's real.
02:50:11.000 There it is.
02:50:12.000 That guy's got one right there.
02:50:13.000 That one's real.
02:50:13.000 That's what I'm talking about.
02:50:14.000 I'm going to get one of those.
02:50:15.000 Yeah.
02:50:15.000 Why?
02:50:16.000 I think subconsciously it will make you look like you have bad teeth.
02:50:19.000 Yeah, that's what I'm going for.
02:50:21.000 I'm going for that gritty look.
02:50:23.000 Yeah, see?
02:50:24.000 Gold teeth were a thing, man.
02:50:26.000 Look at that.
02:50:27.000 Come on.
02:50:27.000 That looks dope.
02:50:28.000 That dude's got his canines gold.
02:50:30.000 Just get the full grill.
02:50:31.000 Get the rainbow.
02:50:32.000 Shut the fuck up.
02:50:32.000 And let me enjoy my stupid idea.
02:50:36.000 Why are you trying to correct me as if this is logical?
02:50:39.000 You should get a nose ring.
02:50:40.000 Just try a nose ring.
02:50:41.000 Let me see.
02:50:42.000 Can you show me what Mike Tyson's gold tooth looked like?
02:50:44.000 Because Mike's was a little off.
02:50:46.000 You could tell he had it made when he didn't have any money.
02:50:49.000 Yeah.
02:50:49.000 See?
02:50:50.000 Go to Mike Tyson's gold tooth.
02:50:52.000 Damn.
02:50:52.000 Look at that thing.
02:50:54.000 Is that real?
02:50:55.000 But he's fixed it now.
02:50:56.000 Now he has regular teeth.
02:50:57.000 But back in the day...
02:50:58.000 Oh, there was two gold teeth?
02:51:00.000 I don't remember this.
02:51:02.000 Yeah, I didn't know there was two.
02:51:05.000 I always thought there was just one.
02:51:07.000 Yeah, but that's him when he was young.
02:51:10.000 tony's gonna get this i can see tony liking this it was part of like the appeal of tyson like his look it's a ferocious look and gold teeth on top of that but like look at the one in the like in the middle up no above it right there that one i think that's legit because that's before his face tattoo that's what it looked like see so it was like he had a gold tooth and it didn't fit right you know there's like a gap But that was part of the look.
02:51:38.000 People used to get gold teeth back then.
02:51:40.000 I think Madonna had a gold tooth at one point, Tom.
02:51:43.000 Tony, you and me, gold teeth.
02:51:44.000 Okay, let's do it.
02:51:46.000 I'll get to the right side, you get the left side.
02:51:47.000 Oh, okay, perfect.
02:51:49.000 I just want one gold canine.
02:51:51.000 And I'm going back, I'm getting two earrings now.
02:51:53.000 I'm getting an earring in each ear, a big one, hoops like a pirate.
02:51:57.000 If you put the two teeth together, they look like a butterfly every time you guys kiss.
02:52:02.000 Tony, you don't have any tattoos, huh?
02:52:04.000 Mm-mm.
02:52:04.000 Thinking about getting one?
02:52:05.000 Yeah, I've come close a couple times lately.
02:52:08.000 Yeah, it's when Donna had a full grill at one point in time.
02:52:10.000 I don't think that's a good choice.
02:52:12.000 That looks like a monster.
02:52:13.000 That's what I'm talking about.
02:52:14.000 Okay, that's a mistake.
02:52:16.000 That's a mistake.
02:52:17.000 But one, Miley's got a gold tooth.
02:52:18.000 Go up to Miley.
02:52:21.000 Oh, the bottom.
02:52:23.000 But if you go to the other picture on the left-hand side, up above that, up above, is that the bottom tooth, the same thing?
02:52:29.000 So it's like a bottom brace or something like that.
02:52:35.000 Yeah.
02:52:35.000 Beyonce got a couple.
02:52:36.000 That's a grill.
02:52:37.000 I'm talking about a real one.
02:52:39.000 I wake up in the morning, I brush my gold tooth.
02:52:41.000 And I'm thinking of you, with an American eagle on your back.
02:52:46.000 A giant one.
02:52:47.000 A huge one.
02:52:50.000 Maybe on my chest.
02:52:51.000 Maybe it says, kill Tony.
02:52:53.000 No.
02:52:54.000 In a scroll.
02:52:55.000 Maybe the eagle is holding a scroll, and in that scroll...
02:53:00.000 Or maybe the eagle has one of those, I'm saying something bubbles above its head, and it just says, kill Tony.
02:53:06.000 That's a terrible idea.
02:53:06.000 Instead of, caca.
02:53:08.000 That's terrible.
02:53:09.000 Eagles don't say caca, you fucking idiot.
02:53:11.000 What do they say?
02:53:12.000 Caca!
02:53:13.000 They screech.
02:53:15.000 That's a raven.
02:53:16.000 That's a crow.
02:53:21.000 Yeah, that's you.
02:53:22.000 That's your back.
02:53:23.000 But the scroll just says, kill Tony.
02:53:25.000 In the eagle's claws, instead of a salmon?
02:53:27.000 Yes, like that.
02:53:28.000 It just says, kill Tony.
02:53:29.000 Wow.
02:53:29.000 Are you going to get any more tattoos?
02:53:31.000 Yeah.
02:53:31.000 Are you going to go back to San Diego?
02:53:34.000 I'm thinking of my hair.
02:53:34.000 I'm going to get like a wolf.
02:53:35.000 Like Jason Ellis did.
02:53:36.000 A wolf on my head.
02:53:38.000 Why not?
02:53:38.000 I'm getting old.
02:53:39.000 I'm accepting the fact that I'm dying soon.
02:53:41.000 I'm trying to come up with new ideas.
02:53:46.000 Maybe lightning bolts for hair.
02:53:48.000 No, come on.
02:53:50.000 Absolutely, look at that.
02:53:51.000 Yeah, like Travis Barker.
02:53:52.000 He's got a dope head of hair, head of tattoo.
02:53:55.000 That's what I'm going to do.
02:53:56.000 No.
02:53:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:53:57.000 Yeah.
02:53:59.000 What should I have?
02:54:00.000 Blessed.
02:54:01.000 Blessed.
02:54:02.000 Definitely blessed.
02:54:03.000 It's true.
02:54:03.000 I am blessed.
02:54:04.000 Maybe I'll put that over my hair transplant scar.
02:54:07.000 I said I'd say blessed.
02:54:11.000 I just get flowers all over the top of my head.
02:54:13.000 You know?
02:54:14.000 Make me look more friendly.
02:54:17.000 Maybe.
02:54:18.000 Right?
02:54:18.000 You should do one of those creepy ones where it looks like you can see in your skull and see your brain.
02:54:22.000 You know where it's like 3D looking or something.
02:54:24.000 Dude, I saw one that's wild.
02:54:26.000 It's a guy who has a concave chest.
02:54:27.000 It looks like he had some sort of an accident.
02:54:29.000 His chest is caved in.
02:54:30.000 So he had that optical illusion with the circles, the concentric circles getting smaller and smaller.
02:54:37.000 So it looks like there's a black hole in the center of his chest.
02:54:39.000 Have you seen this new style of tattoo where it looks like a patch?
02:54:42.000 Like a patch has been sewn onto your skin?
02:54:45.000 Somebody posted it the other day.
02:54:47.000 The Rock or somebody.
02:54:48.000 Tattoo artists today are on such an insane level.
02:54:51.000 They do photorealistic images.
02:54:53.000 They do optical illusions.
02:54:55.000 There's even a kind of ink that I think glows in the dark.
02:54:58.000 Yeah.
02:54:59.000 Yeah?
02:55:00.000 Yeah, there is.
02:55:00.000 It's like a loom ink or something like that.
02:55:03.000 Like you have loom on your watch, so if you're late at night when you're taking a piss, you can look at your watch and you see where the hands are.
02:55:09.000 I think they have that with some tattoos.
02:55:11.000 I might be making this up.
02:55:12.000 Lil Duvall is the one that posted that.
02:55:14.000 Lil Duvall did?
02:55:15.000 Yeah.
02:55:16.000 I love him.
02:55:16.000 He's so fucking funny.
02:55:18.000 But he's worried about his Instagram getting attacked, so he went private.
02:55:21.000 Oh, really?
02:55:22.000 He's got a backup page, yeah.
02:55:23.000 Oh, wow.
02:55:26.000 Why would it have gotten attacked?
02:55:28.000 Well, the same way Freddie Gibbs gets attacked.
02:55:31.000 They post too much wild shit.
02:55:33.000 He's always posting wild shit.
02:55:35.000 Instagram has become more and more censored.
02:55:38.000 Sam Tripoli is constantly getting hit.
02:55:41.000 He got hit with one where it was a picture of Hillary Clinton, and you can see from the first picture that she kind of has a little camel toe, and then it zooms in to the camel toe, and then the next image is a guy pouring hot sauce into his eyes.
02:55:55.000 Yeah, I love that meme.
02:55:57.000 It's so funny.
02:55:58.000 You can't do that?
02:55:59.000 You're getting that taken down?
02:56:01.000 Like, what is it?
02:56:02.000 I told you they've been hiding the Kill Tony account because it has the word kill in it in a human's name.
02:56:09.000 Right.
02:56:10.000 Did you know that?
02:56:11.000 You have to type out the name of the show all the way to be able to bring up our Instagram page.
02:56:16.000 The show's Instagram page.
02:56:17.000 I don't know if it's because I have mine in my cache or something, but it works for me because I do it every...
02:56:21.000 Yeah, no, it is.
02:56:22.000 It's when someone's new.
02:56:24.000 They don't follow you guys.
02:56:26.000 It's hard to find.
02:56:26.000 You know what's weird is just going on a different...
02:56:29.000 I use Google all the time for everything.
02:56:32.000 The search results I get are so completely different if I don't log in at all and search Google.
02:56:40.000 Or if I go to Bing.
02:56:41.000 If you go to Bing and type in the same thing, like Yahoo, it's so amazing.
02:56:46.000 You get completely different stuff.
02:56:48.000 I use DuckDuckGo.
02:56:49.000 DuckDuckGo, they don't filter the information.
02:56:52.000 They just give you the information.
02:56:53.000 Whatever is out there.
02:56:56.000 When I was trying to find controversial stories about different weird things that have happened, Anytime it's like in the news, it's like a taboo subject or it's weird, DuckDuck goes away because there's no curation.
02:57:08.000 Your Google feed, they'll hide shit from you.
02:57:10.000 There's certain things they don't want people to find.
02:57:12.000 It's very weird because there's someone who's deciding that this thing that I'm interested in, I'm not a bad person.
02:57:19.000 I'm a good person.
02:57:20.000 I pay my taxes.
02:57:21.000 I'm just trying to find out information.
02:57:22.000 Is this real?
02:57:23.000 Is it not real?
02:57:24.000 I can't find it.
02:57:25.000 You're hiding things from me.
02:57:27.000 That's weird, man.
02:57:29.000 Real interesting.
02:57:31.000 I noticed yesterday that CNN talked negatively on their front page, their main story about Instagram causing depression in teenagers for the first time.
02:57:47.000 And it made me think, like, wow, I haven't seen them cover anything about this before.
02:57:51.000 On the contrary, it seemed like...
02:57:53.000 It's about Facebook.
02:57:53.000 Yeah.
02:57:54.000 Yeah, here's the controversy.
02:57:56.000 The worry is that what they're doing is that they're trying to promote the idea that either the government or someone else should step in and censor even more, and that you should give this to some sort of regulatory committee.
02:58:10.000 So if someone is a air quotes whistleblower, and there's a lot of people are skeptical about this because all of a sudden she starts her account in October, she's immediately verified, and then she's immediately speaking in front of Congress.
02:58:22.000 Right.
02:58:23.000 So it's like, okay, and what is she saying?
02:58:24.000 She's saying that they're allowing information to get on the internet that harms people.
02:58:30.000 And one of the things she's talking about, like, if you're an anorexic, they will send anorexia content your way.
02:58:37.000 But that's if you're a fucking hot rod enthusiast, they'll send hot rods your way.
02:58:43.000 The algorithm, for sure, exacerbates arguments.
02:58:48.000 For sure, whatever people are interested in arguing about, it'll find that for you and send it your way.
02:58:54.000 That's for sure, because that's how they get you interested.
02:58:57.000 The way they can keep you paying attention To their platform is to give you something that pisses you off and you engage in it.
02:59:04.000 Whether it's abortion rights or gun control or what are these hot topics that people get, immigration, people get excited, they want to talk about that all the time.
02:59:11.000 But that's what you're interested in.
02:59:13.000 That's the problem.
02:59:14.000 The problem is really that it finds what you're actually interested in.
02:59:17.000 And people are interested in arguing.
02:59:18.000 They fucking like it.
02:59:19.000 So no matter what it is, if it's, so if it's, you're interested in, you know, anorexia, it's going to find anorexic stuff for you.
02:59:29.000 And they say that harms people.
02:59:33.000 There's an argument that algorithms are not wise.
02:59:37.000 There's an argument that you should be searching your shit based on what your actual interest is in at that moment and not having a bunch of stuff suggested to you based on your interests.
02:59:51.000 Like if you're interested in golf, I know you play golf, you could find golf stuff.
02:59:55.000 It's not hard.
02:59:55.000 So if you just Google golf and then go looking for it specifically, Maybe that would be better.
03:00:02.000 Because if you're talking about things that piss people off, whether it's abortion, how much of our discourse is getting flavored by the fact that these algorithms are leading people to be more aggressive and more annoyed at each other and separate more?
03:00:18.000 There's a real argument about it.
03:00:19.000 Because these folks that did that documentary, The Social Dilemma, they don't paint a very rosy picture.
03:00:29.000 Did you watch that?
03:00:30.000 Have you seen it?
03:00:31.000 What did you think about it?
03:00:33.000 I think it's crazy, man.
03:00:34.000 You know, I mean, maybe they have an agenda now, but at the same time, it's just all...
03:00:38.000 I don't know.
03:00:40.000 It's like...
03:00:41.000 It's just the craziest time.
03:00:43.000 It's the craziest time and it seems like all these factors are all coming together to work against us.
03:00:50.000 All these things...
03:00:52.000 I mean, I'm not saying that this is a grand plan.
03:00:54.000 I don't think it is.
03:00:55.000 I think there's a lot of human nature involved.
03:00:58.000 There's a lot of coinciding processes that are independent but are happening simultaneously.
03:01:04.000 And you could look at it like it's one gigantic conspiracy to ruin the world.
03:01:08.000 But if you look at all these cops in Seattle that are about to resign, that is maybe the worst thing that can happen to Seattle.
03:01:15.000 Seattle is so fucked already with the way they deal with Antifa and protests.
03:01:22.000 That's the place where they allowed them to take over a whole chunk of downtown and convert it into their own autonomous zone.
03:01:30.000 Remember that?
03:01:31.000 Wasn't that Portland?
03:01:32.000 No, that was Seattle.
03:01:34.000 And it was also the lady who was running it, who was running Seattle, said, maybe it's going to be our summer of love.
03:01:40.000 Remember that?
03:01:41.000 So they took over where these buildings, where businesses are.
03:01:45.000 They abandoned a precinct.
03:01:46.000 Like, this is crazy shit.
03:01:48.000 And that's in Seattle.
03:01:50.000 So those people...
03:01:52.000 Are now going to have 40% less police.
03:01:55.000 That's nuts.
03:01:56.000 That's nuts.
03:01:57.000 If you wanted Seattle to fucking explode, that's the best way.
03:02:01.000 This could be disastrous.
03:02:03.000 Like that shit that we saw with the autonomous zone, that might just be the beginning.
03:02:08.000 Of what happens in Seattle if these cops actually walk off the job.
03:02:11.000 Portland had the mayor who was, like, trying to hang out with Antifa and walk with them, and then they tried to burn his apartment building down, like, fuck you, resign.
03:02:18.000 Like, they want to go all out.
03:02:20.000 You can't just say, let's talk, let's negotiate.
03:02:23.000 No, they want him to resign.
03:02:24.000 Get out of there.
03:02:25.000 They want no law enforcement.
03:02:27.000 Defund the police.
03:02:27.000 They want chaos.
03:02:30.000 If they defund the police all throughout the Pacific Northwest, that might be a whole different part of it.
03:02:35.000 That might turn into some crazy third world country.
03:02:40.000 We're experiencing some wild shit in real time.
03:02:45.000 It's pretty crazy.
03:02:46.000 I mean, I think they'll learn real quick.
03:02:48.000 But then there's this other thing about the federal government looking into any transactions that are more than $600.
03:02:54.000 Oh, yeah.
03:02:55.000 What is that?
03:02:56.000 Yeah.
03:02:56.000 Well, they always kind of had that array.
03:02:59.000 $10,000.
03:03:00.000 Was it $10,000?
03:03:01.000 Yes, $10,000.
03:03:01.000 I thought it was $1,000.
03:03:02.000 No, if you go to the bank with $10,000, they have to go, where the fuck did you get this?
03:03:06.000 But if you go to the bank with $9,000, they go, oh, you made a lot of money.
03:03:10.000 Yeah, it kind of sucks, because I give my girlfriend money all the time, and I'm just like, oh yeah, here's some money.
03:03:16.000 Now I'm like, here's $599, and in two days I'll give you another one.
03:03:21.000 What is the story with that?
03:03:23.000 What is the story with the $600?
03:03:25.000 Is that real?
03:03:26.000 Yeah, it started October 15th, I think?
03:03:31.000 So, if you buy something for $700 on Amazon, they have to look into you?
03:03:35.000 No, I think it's when you give money to somebody, like using Venmo apps or any of those kind of things.
03:03:41.000 Oh.
03:03:43.000 Is it a cumulative $600?
03:03:45.000 That's what I don't know, because I'm fucked if it's accumulative.
03:03:48.000 Because that's how I pay people for secret show and comedy shows.
03:03:51.000 I'm like, what's your Venmo?
03:03:52.000 What's your Venmo?
03:03:53.000 That seems reasonable, though.
03:03:55.000 They're independent contractors.
03:03:57.000 That's on them.
03:03:58.000 Once you do that, once you give them the money, that's on them.
03:04:01.000 But if the government is looking into $600, like, hey, that seems a little odd.
03:04:08.000 Yeah, it's a lot.
03:04:09.000 Yeah.
03:04:10.000 That's a lot of looking.
03:04:12.000 Well, especially, it's like, okay, can we look into how you made money?
03:04:16.000 How do you have $100 million?
03:04:18.000 Like, why don't we start looking into that?
03:04:19.000 Looking into certain people that are members of Congress and the Senate that...
03:04:24.000 You know, like we were talking about with the FDA and Pfizer, there's some weird shenanigans that go on with politicians where they're like 70% accurate in stock market predictions.
03:04:34.000 And that should be public knowledge.
03:04:36.000 That should be public.
03:04:37.000 Well, here's something that someone said that's a really good idea.
03:04:42.000 All congressmen, senators, congresswomen, female senators.
03:04:46.000 What's a senatorina?
03:04:47.000 What is it?
03:04:49.000 Senorina?
03:04:51.000 We're talking about comedians.
03:04:53.000 That stupid term that we don't really use anymore, comedian.
03:04:57.000 But if they all had body cameras on, like cops.
03:04:59.000 Right.
03:05:00.000 24-7.
03:05:01.000 Access to 24-7.
03:05:03.000 If you're doing business in that way, well, not 24-7, but when you're on duty, you have to have it.
03:05:10.000 If you're doing meetings, you have to have it.
03:05:12.000 If you're involved in any sort of bill writing, anything that involves the kind of damage they can do.
03:05:21.000 They could do some serious.
03:05:22.000 If you found out that one of those giant bills, you know those bills they try to pass?
03:05:27.000 It's like 2,000 pages and it's like protect our children, but inside it's all a bunch of crazy shit they put in these bills.
03:05:33.000 Those bills are nuts.
03:05:35.000 They had one of those the other day that the Republicans were looking at.
03:05:38.000 Joe Biden was trying to pass through and they were saying, do you think Joe Biden's read?
03:05:42.000 Have you seen a video of that?
03:05:44.000 Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
03:05:46.000 You know what I'm talking about, Jamie?
03:05:48.000 Did you see it online?
03:05:49.000 There's a Republican politician, and he holds up this bill, and it's so gigantic.
03:05:58.000 It's thousands of pages.
03:06:00.000 It's like a good solid 12 inches thick.
03:06:04.000 It's Biden's infrastructure bill.
03:06:06.000 The Build Back Better.
03:06:07.000 Yeah.
03:06:08.000 Yeah.
03:06:08.000 And so this guy is saying, it is impossible that any of these people are telling you to pass this.
03:06:14.000 It's impossible that they read it.
03:06:15.000 There's no way they read it.
03:06:16.000 And he's talking about how many pages and how long.
03:06:18.000 It's like, what is in here?
03:06:20.000 It's crazy.
03:06:21.000 But the fact that they can do that kind of shit, that is like, if you're going to pull some shenanigans, what better than to bury it deep in a bill that no one's going to read and that everyone's going to sign off on.
03:06:32.000 And then when they sign off on it, you realize, oh, now they can tap your phone.
03:06:35.000 Oh, now they can, you know, take 600 bucks and look at every transaction over $600 from now on.
03:06:41.000 Now they can, you know, whatever.
03:06:44.000 Find out your search engine history and that could affect your credit score, which is a new thing.
03:06:49.000 Yeah.
03:06:51.000 That one was charge your employer.
03:06:53.000 They penalized the employer for having unvaccinated employees.
03:06:58.000 Which one?
03:06:59.000 In Biden's infrastructure bill.
03:07:02.000 Oh, that's in there too?
03:07:02.000 Hidden in the middle of it.
03:07:04.000 Really?
03:07:05.000 That's how they are planning on getting everybody vaccinated.
03:07:09.000 So they're going to fine employers?
03:07:12.000 Right.
03:07:12.000 But what if the people get tested?
03:07:15.000 Because that was the other thing, was that you have to get tested once a week.
03:07:18.000 You either have to be vaccinated if you have 100 employees.
03:07:20.000 That's something that people did leave out.
03:07:22.000 Like, you either have to get vaccinated or you get tested once a week.
03:07:26.000 Which you could still get tested once a week and still keep your job if there's 100 people in your company.
03:07:31.000 Like, that sort of got...
03:07:34.000 Missed.
03:07:34.000 That makes more sense.
03:07:35.000 Makes more sense.
03:07:36.000 Yeah.
03:07:36.000 And I get that.
03:07:38.000 Get tested.
03:07:38.000 What really makes sense is test everybody.
03:07:40.000 Yeah.
03:07:40.000 Because we know now that vaccinated people get it, vaccinated people spread it.
03:07:44.000 Yep.
03:07:44.000 You know, they might have a better time of it, some of them, but some vaccinated people have caught it and been very sick and hospitalized and some have died.
03:07:51.000 That's real too.
03:07:52.000 It's funny that vaccinations are free, but tests are like a hundred bucks.
03:07:56.000 You know what I mean?
03:07:57.000 They're not that much, but it is, yeah, it is weird.
03:08:00.000 Yeah.
03:08:01.000 You could buy, like, a 10-pack of tests on Amazon right now for, like, 50 bucks or something like that.
03:08:05.000 I don't know how accurate those are.
03:08:07.000 Well, they just pulled some, right?
03:08:08.000 Like, a popular brand just got recalled because their accuracy was bullshit.
03:08:14.000 That's the PCR test.
03:08:15.000 There's a PCR test that's gonna be inactive, I don't know which specific one, in December.
03:08:21.000 They're gonna stop using it because Of its inaccuracy in determining whether or not someone has COVID or the flu or a bunch of other things.
03:08:29.000 They went over the statistics about, at 40 cycles, how accurate it is.
03:08:34.000 And apparently it's not accurate at all when you go very high.
03:08:38.000 At very high cycles, they think there's some extraordinary rate of false positives when they're at like 40 cycles.
03:08:45.000 So then they drop the cycles down to, I think, 35?
03:08:49.000 I think below, it's like between 30 and 35. And they're more accurate when you're at that level.
03:08:55.000 You can find out whether or not someone's sick.
03:08:57.000 But they didn't do anything about all those positives that they got when it was jacked up to 40. So they don't know how many of those people actually had COVID. But they think it's an extraordinarily high number of false positives.
03:09:11.000 I think it's like somewhere in the neighborhood of like high 80%.
03:09:16.000 Which is crazy.
03:09:17.000 Yeah.
03:09:17.000 But I'm sure a lot of those people that got tested had symptoms and that's why they got tested.
03:09:22.000 So they probably did have.
03:09:23.000 Not necessarily.
03:09:24.000 My friend got tested because she had to go to a wedding.
03:09:26.000 Oh, okay.
03:09:27.000 And she found out she had it and then she took three positive COVID tests.
03:09:32.000 Wow.
03:09:32.000 And she had zero symptoms.
03:09:35.000 She never had any symptoms.
03:09:35.000 She's one of those rare people that for whatever reason never felt anything.
03:09:39.000 She didn't have a cough, didn't have a fever, didn't have a headache, didn't have trouble sleeping.
03:09:42.000 She just couldn't believe she was positive.
03:09:44.000 She just kept testing positive.
03:09:45.000 But again, I don't know how much she had in her system.
03:09:48.000 She might have had just a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny amount.
03:09:51.000 And it never really got sick sick, but she did test positive three times on three PCR tests.
03:09:58.000 But those ones that they have at Walmart, not Walmart, but any drugstore, the over-the-counter ones, I tested negative with one of those on Thursday.
03:10:08.000 So when I got sick on Sunday, I was negative on one of those on Thursday, and then I was negative on the rapid antigen test that we use here in the studio on Friday.
03:10:17.000 So I don't think it was accurate because in the rapid antigen one that I tested on Thursday, I was positive.
03:10:22.000 So I was negative in the over-the-counter one and in positive in that one.
03:10:25.000 I was like, huh.
03:10:26.000 And the nurse was like, you're probably really close to being negative.
03:10:29.000 So then I tested the next day and I was negative.
03:10:33.000 So I don't think they're as good.
03:10:35.000 They need a saliva one.
03:10:37.000 They were talking about having one of those a long time ago.
03:10:39.000 Dana White was telling me.
03:10:40.000 They're real close to one that you lick it, and within a minute, they find out if you're positive.
03:10:45.000 Yeah, that'd be great.
03:10:46.000 That would be the thing.
03:10:46.000 Yeah.
03:10:47.000 And use it for everybody, man.
03:10:48.000 Yeah.
03:10:49.000 Since we know that vaccinated people can still get it for their own health, we should have a test.
03:10:56.000 For them.
03:10:56.000 You shouldn't just let them into everywhere.
03:10:58.000 It would be nice if everybody's going to get tested.
03:11:00.000 Everybody test.
03:11:01.000 And then we find out what's going on.
03:11:02.000 And if they are vaccinated and they have it, they can take it easy.
03:11:04.000 And maybe it'll keep them from getting sicker.
03:11:06.000 Maybe they can get treatment right away.
03:11:09.000 Getting the answers quickly is very important.
03:11:13.000 A lot of these tests, they're like, hey, keep checking in on this database after we give you this test for the next couple few days.
03:11:20.000 Could be tomorrow, could be two days from now.
03:11:22.000 But if you wait two or three days, people feel okay, they take chances.
03:11:28.000 You know what I mean?
03:11:28.000 They'll go out to eat or they'll hang out with their friends or go to work or whatever, especially go to work.
03:11:33.000 If they have to.
03:11:34.000 They can't say, hey, I can't come in today.
03:11:36.000 I might have COVID, but I don't know yet.
03:11:39.000 A lot of jobs are like, fuck you, come in.
03:11:41.000 Yeah.
03:11:41.000 You know, stop being a pussy.
03:11:42.000 They don't believe you.
03:11:43.000 Right.
03:11:43.000 Apparently they do have the spit test.
03:11:46.000 Oh, they do.
03:11:48.000 Yeah, I just typed it in and there's a lot of reports, which I can't get to past the paywall, but there's one from Minnesota.
03:11:53.000 Free COVID test gets door dashed to your home.
03:11:56.000 It even adds in that kids like to challenge themselves by doing a one spit.
03:12:00.000 I was reading...
03:12:01.000 That's interesting.
03:12:02.000 When did this come out?
03:12:03.000 Two days ago.
03:12:03.000 Within the last couple days I've been seeing it.
03:12:05.000 Aha.
03:12:06.000 How good is it?
03:12:07.000 Yeah, that's what I need to know.
03:12:09.000 Arizona State administered its $1 million.
03:12:11.000 Free Minnesota testing program, DoorDash's COVID spit test.
03:12:14.000 That's what I'm talking about.
03:12:16.000 DoorDash it.
03:12:17.000 Bang.
03:12:18.000 Spit.
03:12:19.000 Positive, negative, you know right away.
03:12:21.000 Does DoorDash have stock?
03:12:22.000 That's a good move, right?
03:12:24.000 That's a good move.
03:12:25.000 That's what they need to do.
03:12:27.000 You know?
03:12:28.000 Have some, like, real, definitive way of telling.
03:12:32.000 Quickly.
03:12:33.000 Or, like, something that attaches to your cell phone that you lick, you know, or something...
03:12:37.000 Blow into it.
03:12:38.000 Yeah, or blow into it.
03:12:39.000 Yeah, like a little attachment to the bottom.
03:12:41.000 Yeah.
03:12:43.000 They're going to figure out things that are going to be more accurate for testing because I think what's going to happen is most likely they're going to have to do something along those lines.
03:12:54.000 Unless there's going to be some new medication that comes along, if the waning efficacy of these vaccines proves to be the case across the board, a year from now, how good are they going to be?
03:13:06.000 They're going to have to come up with some sort of testing or they're going to have to get people to keep having injections and the FDA said no boosters.
03:13:12.000 They pulled their approval for the booster shots.
03:13:15.000 They did?
03:13:15.000 Yeah.
03:13:16.000 When did they do this?
03:13:17.000 Two people resigned.
03:13:18.000 Oh.
03:13:19.000 Yeah, two top people resigned because they felt like they were being pressured to...
03:13:23.000 I don't want to put words in their mouth, but they resigned over the boosters.
03:13:28.000 And then they pulled their acceptance of the boosters.
03:13:31.000 What was it, like 16 to 2?
03:13:33.000 16 to 2 was the vote, which is pretty overwhelming.
03:13:37.000 Yeah.
03:13:38.000 But it's because of Israel.
03:13:40.000 Israel's booster thing, it doesn't seem to be working that well.
03:13:43.000 Like, there's a lot of vaccinated people in Israel that are getting COVID. God, I'm tired of talking about this.
03:13:52.000 No doubt.
03:13:53.000 Right?
03:13:53.000 No doubt.
03:13:55.000 Hopefully it's over soon.
03:13:56.000 Do you think so?
03:13:58.000 I think so.
03:13:58.000 I mean, I don't know.
03:13:59.000 I'm one of these people.
03:14:00.000 I like to be optimistic.
03:14:02.000 It's failed me for the last two years with this subject, but...
03:14:06.000 You know, I see these things.
03:14:08.000 They go up, they come down, the variants.
03:14:11.000 It seems to be...
03:14:13.000 There's a lot of really interesting stuff happening.
03:14:16.000 It seems that there's no rhyme or reason.
03:14:19.000 Florida's cases are down like 89% the last three weeks with no new mandates, no mask mandates, no explanation for how...
03:14:27.000 That's what's fascinating.
03:14:28.000 Yeah.
03:14:28.000 And Australia goes through the roof with all the worst mandates ever.
03:14:31.000 Exactly.
03:14:31.000 Their caseloads are through the roof.
03:14:33.000 Yeah.
03:14:33.000 It's nuts.
03:14:35.000 It's like the mass experiment on how to handle this.
03:14:39.000 Yeah.
03:14:39.000 People are doing it a different way.
03:14:41.000 Australia's doing it the worst.
03:14:42.000 The worst.
03:14:43.000 They're treating people like they're in a police state.
03:14:45.000 Florida's doing it the best.
03:14:47.000 Yep.
03:14:47.000 Florida, like, whether you agree or disagree, like, you know, Billy Corbin was in here and he thought it was terrible, but I'm like, I don't think you should tell people what to do.
03:14:55.000 I don't think you should give the government that ability to tell people what to do.
03:14:58.000 And statistically speaking, over time, it doesn't seem to be making a difference in the total numbers of people that get sick, the total numbers of death, especially apparently.
03:15:08.000 If you factor in age, like when they adjust for age, you know, because the floor is filled with a lot of fucking old people.
03:15:15.000 When they talk about people dying, it's like, how long are they going to live?
03:15:18.000 You're in your 90s?
03:15:19.000 Yeah.
03:15:19.000 How much time do you got left?
03:15:22.000 Like a bad ham sandwich would take you out.
03:15:24.000 Yeah.
03:15:25.000 Right?
03:15:26.000 A pretzel.
03:15:27.000 And they get to live their lives, you know, like here in Texas.
03:15:30.000 It's also like the quality of life.
03:15:32.000 I mean...
03:15:34.000 You're trying to be safe.
03:15:36.000 You're trying to not die, but you're staying inside and you're wearing masks in these places with all these mandates, and that's no kind of life at all.
03:15:45.000 Well, do you know how many people who get COVID actually wound up being hospitalized?
03:15:50.000 How much?
03:15:51.000 Small percentage.
03:15:52.000 Yeah.
03:15:52.000 It's between 1 and 5%.
03:15:53.000 It depends.
03:15:55.000 It depends on where.
03:15:57.000 It varies in the country depending on the amount of people, whether their body mass is, whether they're overweight, whether they're sedentary.
03:16:05.000 What percentage of people are sedentary?
03:16:07.000 But the amount of people that apparently are in the hospital that are vaccinated is very low in comparison to unvaccinated in this country.
03:16:18.000 Most of the people that are in the hospital for COVID are unvaccinated.
03:16:23.000 But that's a small percentage of people that get COVID. That's what people miss.
03:16:28.000 It's like the number of people that get COVID that wound up being hospitalized is pretty small.
03:16:32.000 And the number of those people that make it to the hospital that are actually vaccinated is even smaller.
03:16:38.000 That's a small slice.
03:16:40.000 So it's a small number of people that are in the hospital for COVID, a small percentage.
03:16:44.000 So even when they talk about the hospitals being overwhelmed, the amount of people that actually get it and wound up being hospitalized is fairly small.
03:16:51.000 It's just hard, because everybody's scared, and no one has answers, and everyone's freaking out, and you can't even talk about it.
03:16:56.000 If you bring it up on social media, you get banned.
03:16:58.000 Yeah, it's weird.
03:16:59.000 It's wild.
03:17:00.000 If you post articles about things, like one of those guys that's the host of Trigonomic, what the fuck is that show?
03:17:12.000 Triggerometry I think it's called there's a a really good show out of the UK that is a The dude's name is Constantine K-I-S-I-N. I don't want to say his name wrong.
03:17:29.000 But he's TriggerPod.
03:17:31.000 That's the name of the podcast.
03:17:32.000 It's a really good podcast.
03:17:33.000 It's on YouTube.
03:17:34.000 And he posted something that was just reposting the Project Veritas insider information videos that they're doing all these exposes.
03:17:45.000 Have you seen all those?
03:17:47.000 They're pulling them down from social media sites.
03:17:50.000 It's pretty wild, but they basically catfished these scientists to go on Tinder dates.
03:17:56.000 I would assume like some hot girl who talks them into talking shit about the vaccine.
03:18:02.000 And, you know, on camera.
03:18:04.000 Like, so they've got a hidden camera.
03:18:05.000 And they've got Pfizer scientists saying they think they work for an evil company.
03:18:09.000 Pfizer scientists saying that your natural immunity is better.
03:18:13.000 You probably have more of it than you do with the vaccine.
03:18:16.000 All these different things that are very controversial.
03:18:18.000 And the company runs on COVID money, and they have these undercover videos of these guys saying these things.
03:18:24.000 And this guy got put in Twitter jail for posting that.
03:18:28.000 Just posting it.
03:18:29.000 Just saying, look, here is this video that I found.
03:18:31.000 This is like proof that people who are scientists at Pfizer are not happy with the way things are, and they're worried about talking about it.
03:18:38.000 They're constantly looking over their shoulder.
03:18:41.000 And they get pulled off of Twitter for that.
03:18:43.000 True.
03:18:44.000 The kind of censorship we're experiencing today is so weird.
03:18:47.000 It's just crazy because, like, it used to be the conspiracy theorists were, like, the crazy ones, right?
03:18:55.000 You know what I mean?
03:18:56.000 And even during this pandemic specifically, they've proven that UFOs are a real thing, which was, like, one of the craziest ones, right?
03:19:05.000 That was a big one.
03:19:07.000 It's like, what is there...
03:19:09.000 And, like, NASA and the government said that, yes, now we can confirm...
03:19:18.000 The Pentagon.
03:19:19.000 Right.
03:19:20.000 And so, that happened, but nobody really cares, because there's a global pandemic happening, so it sort of goes under the radar, where everybody's worried about staying in.
03:19:30.000 Who cares about life on other planets, because right here we're struggling, right?
03:19:34.000 So, like, it's like they waited...
03:19:37.000 And meanwhile, the conspiracy theorists seem to be right time and time again, except for Flat Earth and a couple other, you know, wackadoodle things, right?
03:19:46.000 Yeah, there's quite a few wacky ones that aren't real.
03:19:48.000 But the ones that have been proven are really big ones.
03:19:52.000 UFOs are a big deal.
03:19:53.000 That's a big one.
03:19:55.000 There's a lot of people that still dispute that.
03:19:57.000 They don't think it's real.
03:19:57.000 They think it's some sort of a government program they're trying to cover up by saying that there's UFOs.
03:20:03.000 Which almost makes sense.
03:20:04.000 Yeah.
03:20:06.000 We actually went over that with Mike Baker.
03:20:09.000 We were trying to figure it out.
03:20:10.000 Because Mike Baker used to work for the CIA. We were like, do you think that they would do that?
03:20:16.000 I'm starting to get skeptical again.
03:20:18.000 I'm wondering, maybe some of these things are something that has come here from another world.
03:20:23.000 But maybe there's some insane drone that works on some new kind of propulsion system that we don't understand yet.
03:20:29.000 It's possible that they would be working on something like that and not tell the general public.
03:20:34.000 And then the way they would cover it up is by saying that these are off-world crafts.
03:20:39.000 Because otherwise, I don't know what their motivation for saying that they're off-world crafts are.
03:20:44.000 One of the best motivations would be to dismiss the idea that they have the kind of technology that can move the way those things do when they actually do have that technology.
03:20:52.000 So the smoke screen.
03:20:53.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
03:20:55.000 4D chess, son.
03:20:56.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
03:20:57.000 You've got to always be moving them chips around.
03:20:59.000 I would imagine that there's got to be some stuff that they have that'll blow your mind.
03:21:04.000 I gotta imagine.
03:21:06.000 So maybe that's one of them.
03:21:07.000 But the other things about like Like, voting?
03:21:14.000 Whether or not you believe Trump lost the election or won the election, the idea that there's zero voter fraud is fucking nuts.
03:21:21.000 There's definitely voter fraud.
03:21:23.000 So, like, how much?
03:21:24.000 How much voter fraud?
03:21:25.000 How much is acceptable?
03:21:26.000 One of the things they found in Arizona, they found, like, thousands of duplicate ballots.
03:21:32.000 Thousands and thousands.
03:21:33.000 Well, there's a lot of people in Arizona.
03:21:35.000 But, I mean, what's going on?
03:21:37.000 Like, why are there so many?
03:21:38.000 How many duplicate ballots did they find in Arizona?
03:21:42.000 Pretty strong electoral state, too.
03:21:45.000 Well, I would imagine they're stealing both ways, too.
03:21:49.000 I don't think it's just the Republicans that would do that, or just the Democrats.
03:21:53.000 I think everybody who could get away with it would do that.
03:21:55.000 They think their side has to win, and that the future of our nation is at stake, and they start convincing themselves that it's very important that Donald Trump be defeated, or it's very important that Joe Biden and the deep state be stopped.
03:22:08.000 People do anything.
03:22:13.000 Biden's a hologram.
03:22:14.000 You think?
03:22:15.000 Yeah, that's what they're saying now, that Biden's a hologram, Trump's still in office or something like that.
03:22:22.000 They would have a better hologram.
03:22:24.000 Yeah, I think they'd have a stuttering hologram.
03:22:27.000 He's not just stuttering.
03:22:29.000 He's not just stuttering.
03:22:30.000 The latest one.
03:22:32.000 Have you seen the latest one?
03:22:33.000 The latest gaffe where he just mumbles for like 30 seconds?
03:22:36.000 Nonsense.
03:22:37.000 Calls a guy like the president of Pittsburgh or something.
03:22:39.000 Yeah.
03:22:41.000 I think it's endearing, Joe.
03:22:43.000 Yeah, it's cute.
03:22:45.000 If he was your grandpa, you'd feel so sad.
03:22:47.000 If you took your family to go visit their grandpa, and you'd be like, hey, kids, I just want you to know, grandpa's not going to be around much longer.
03:22:53.000 So, you know, have conversations with him, because you're going to remember these for the rest of your life.
03:22:57.000 Like, try to sit down and talk to him.
03:22:59.000 When you see he's talking good, talk to him.
03:23:02.000 Talk to him.
03:23:02.000 Tell him you love him.
03:23:03.000 Just recognize you're going to miss your grandpa someday.
03:23:06.000 That's what I would say.
03:23:07.000 If that was my dad and I went to visit my dad and he was like that with my children, I would be saying that to them.
03:23:13.000 I know this is going to be uncomfortable.
03:23:15.000 Grandpa's going to forget a lot of things, but it's not because he doesn't love you.
03:23:19.000 His grandpa's dying.
03:23:21.000 But meanwhile, he's the president.
03:23:23.000 Nuclear codes.
03:23:26.000 What were we asking you to look up?
03:23:28.000 The ballot thing.
03:23:29.000 Oh, how many duplicate ballots were there in Arizona?
03:23:32.000 That claim of the 17,000 number came from, according to this article, a guy named Dr. Shiva.
03:23:39.000 Oh, that guy?
03:23:41.000 And then when they looked, he said that there were 17,322 duplicate images presented in a data set, not actually ballots.
03:23:48.000 Wait a minute.
03:23:49.000 That Dr. Shiva guy is the guy who said he invented email.
03:23:52.000 Hey, man.
03:23:52.000 Yeah.
03:23:53.000 He's not even a doctor.
03:23:55.000 What do you mean?
03:23:56.000 He's probably one of those fake doctors.
03:23:57.000 Like a PhD?
03:23:58.000 Yeah.
03:23:58.000 He's a real doctor.
03:24:00.000 He wasn't a chiropractor.
03:24:02.000 Oh, it's misleading.
03:24:03.000 So are there any duplicates or no?
03:24:06.000 Duplicate images.
03:24:07.000 17,000 duplicate images.
03:24:09.000 What does that mean, though?
03:24:10.000 It doesn't count as a vote.
03:24:11.000 Right.
03:24:12.000 So they're scanning ballots through a thing, and then they can go back through and double-check them, and they did that.
03:24:18.000 Oh, how complicated.
03:24:19.000 Right.
03:24:20.000 So how do you know if someone's not running fucking shenanigans with the numbers?
03:24:23.000 Well, they have a group of people to look at it.
03:24:25.000 Yeah.
03:24:25.000 And he was a late addition to that team of people who were auditing it.
03:24:29.000 So if it's a duplicate image, that means, like, if you were to vote, it would use your social security number, and then they would find it when they double-check, like, oh, yeah, this is the same person.
03:24:39.000 It's a duplicate.
03:24:41.000 Throw it out.
03:24:42.000 Oh, so someone...
03:24:43.000 No.
03:24:45.000 A household exchange, for instance, happens when people in the same household inadvertently assign an envelope meant for another person in the household and vice versa.
03:24:52.000 When this happens, the envelopes follow the same process as any other deemed questionable.
03:24:56.000 Then they go through that process and they might have to even call it or they'll go ask the people who they voted for and look for records.
03:25:02.000 Well, if it's not shenanigans, that makes sense.
03:25:04.000 17,000 morons in Arizona, but yeah, for sure.
03:25:07.000 For sure, 17,000 people that can't read.
03:25:09.000 When I look at mail that comes to my house, my eyesight is so bad.
03:25:13.000 I have to see if it's mine or my wife's.
03:25:15.000 I've got to go like this.
03:25:18.000 If I'm some fucking old dude, and I'm, ah, fuck, fuck Joe Biden, and I'm just filling out forms, fuck Donald Trump, and I'm filling out, I might easily fill him out.
03:25:28.000 Or a husband and wife that disagree on who to vote for, one, you know, different article that says this.
03:25:32.000 Yeah, that's the guy.
03:25:33.000 Yeah.
03:25:34.000 Audit expert Shiva Ayyadurai didn't understand the electric procedures.
03:25:40.000 He made a number of false signature claims.
03:25:42.000 This guy also claims he invented email.
03:25:45.000 I don't know if he did, but it seems like he didn't.
03:25:48.000 I mean, he looks like a pretty smart guy to me.
03:25:50.000 MIT graduate?
03:25:52.000 Professor?
03:25:52.000 Something like that?
03:25:53.000 Look, Team Trump over here.
03:25:55.000 Look at him.
03:25:55.000 Team MAGA. I mean, I don't know.
03:25:56.000 Do you think you'd ever wear a MAGA hat on stage?
03:25:58.000 I know you've been wearing that cowboy hat.
03:26:00.000 Oh, come on.
03:26:00.000 If you walked on stage with a MAGA hat, like, towards the election?
03:26:03.000 Depends on who wins in 2024. Come and win.
03:26:05.000 No, up till 2024. When Trump announces, if you start wearing a MAGA hat and you walk on stage with your cowboy outfit on and a MAGA hat, you'd be the ultimate pro wrestling heel.
03:26:19.000 I'm not saying it's fake.
03:26:20.000 I'm not saying what you're doing is fake when you're dressing up like a cowboy.
03:26:24.000 Right.
03:26:26.000 It's real, by the way.
03:26:27.000 It's very real.
03:26:28.000 Have you seen his Spurs yet?
03:26:29.000 I heard about the Spurs.
03:26:31.000 It was his friend's idea, by the way.
03:26:34.000 It was a Bostonian.
03:26:37.000 Do you think you would wear a MAGA hat?
03:26:41.000 No.
03:26:43.000 Never?
03:26:46.000 What if Trump wins in 2024?
03:26:48.000 Do you think you'll take an Instagram picture with you with a MAGA hat on?
03:26:50.000 Why would I need to?
03:26:51.000 I have a cowboy hat on.
03:26:53.000 Most dangerous of dangerous moves is the MAGA hat.
03:26:57.000 100% hate.
03:26:58.000 Guaranteed.
03:26:59.000 You get a lot of people that love you, but boy, the amount of hate you.
03:27:03.000 Yeah, I know, right?
03:27:04.000 It's dangerous.
03:27:05.000 Who would have thought a hat that says, Make America Great Again, would make people want to punch you?
03:27:10.000 Crazy, right?
03:27:12.000 That's, I mean, when they look back at this time, that will be one of the most weird moments.
03:27:18.000 That a Make America Great Again hat is enough to make people want to assault you.
03:27:22.000 I mean that kid with it That kid won so much money from those lawsuits.
03:27:29.000 Yeah, we don't know how much money you want But apparently it was a sizable amount, but I don't know what that means, but they they fucked that kid They knew they said they had the full video They played a clip out of it made it look like that kid got in that Native American guy's face and was smiling and Meanwhile,
03:27:45.000 that kid was just standing there while the guy walked right up to him and started banging the drums inches from his face.
03:27:49.000 But his face was kind of annoying.
03:27:51.000 A little bit.
03:27:53.000 Both those things are true.
03:27:54.000 Just like someone has an annoying face doesn't mean they're guilty of a crime.
03:27:58.000 That's true.
03:27:59.000 Well, the narrative they spelled out was completely incorrect.
03:28:03.000 Alright, we should wrap this up.
03:28:04.000 Listen, you guys have the best fucking comedy show on live, the best live comedy show on the internet.
03:28:10.000 You really do.
03:28:10.000 Kill Tony's amazing.
03:28:11.000 It's the best platform for young up-and-coming comedians.
03:28:15.000 It's definitely the cornerstone of the Austin comedy scene.
03:28:17.000 It's so important.
03:28:18.000 Like I said, it's so important to let comics know.
03:28:23.000 This is a thing.
03:28:24.000 You can get in on this.
03:28:26.000 You can actually put your name in a hat.
03:28:29.000 You'll have an opportunity to go up and do one minute.
03:28:36.000 Anything to say?
03:28:37.000 And you're on this week's episode.
03:28:38.000 Oh, yeah.
03:28:39.000 We did this like a month ago.
03:28:41.000 The Burt Kreischer one.
03:28:43.000 It's a good one.
03:28:44.000 We showed up guns blazing.
03:28:46.000 Yep.
03:28:46.000 It's unbelievable.
03:28:47.000 You, Burt, and Dom Irera.
03:28:49.000 Yes.
03:28:51.000 We're very excited to be here in Austin, Texas.
03:28:53.000 I can tell you're excited.
03:28:55.000 You sound excited.
03:28:55.000 Let's wrap this bitch up.
03:28:56.000 Bring it home.
03:28:58.000 Redband on Twitter and Instagram.
03:29:00.000 Tony Hinchcliffe, Twitter, Instagram.
03:29:01.000 Is there a Kill Tony account?
03:29:04.000 Yep.
03:29:04.000 Kill Tony.
03:29:05.000 That's right.
03:29:05.000 The one that you...
03:29:06.000 Kill Tony show.
03:29:07.000 The one you can't find unless you specifically type it in.
03:29:09.000 Type it all the way out on Instagram.
03:29:11.000 Kill Tony show on Instagram.
03:29:12.000 All right.
03:29:12.000 That's it.
03:29:13.000 Bye, everybody.