The Joe Rogan Experience - October 19, 2021


Joe Rogan Experience #1721 - Michael Malice


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 14 minutes

Words per Minute

191.84665

Word Count

37,279

Sentence Count

3,653

Misogynist Sentences

69

Hate Speech Sentences

65


Summary

On this week's episode, the boys talk about a variety of topics, including: Baby Boomer culture, internet memes, Colin Powell, and much, much more. Also, a special guest joins the boys to talk about the latest conspiracy theories surrounding vaccines and Colin Powell. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. The opinions stated here are our own, not those of our companies, unless otherwise stated. We do not own the rights to any music used in this podcast. This podcast is not affiliated with any of our parent companies, record labels, labels, or labels related to any of these products or services. If you have any thoughts or opinions on any of the topics covered, please reach out to us at sws@whatiwatchedtonight.co.nz and we'll get them on the show. Thank you so much for all the support you've shown so far, we really appreciate it. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! - Your continued support is greatly appreciated. -Your continued support of this podcast is so appreciated, we appreciate it greatly! -Maggie, Caitlyn, Jamie, and the rest of the crew. Caitlyn and the crew at Swati, and all the love and support we've gotten so far this year, thank you so far. Love ya. -Merry Christmas! - Caitlyn & the gang. Mike and the boys. XOXO! -Mike and the gang! - Mike & the team at the boys at the podcast, Mike, too! -Sue, and your support is so much love you, Mike and back at it's a lot. -Mike & the crew, too. . -Mike, too much love, Mike's love you all. -Your support is much appreciated. - Thank you. - Mike, Jen and the team, too, Mike too. -Jody and the guys. -A. -Bruh! -Josie and the whole crew. - -JOSH & the boys! -MARCYANCHEY, JUICY! -THANK YOU, JAMIE AND KEVIN AND KELLY AND JOSH & JOSH AND JORDY AND THEMSELVES. - JOSIE AND THE PODCAST.


Transcript

00:00:11.000 Michael Malice, has there ever been a person in history that has more support than this fellow Brandon?
00:00:18.000 Let's go, Brandon!
00:00:19.000 It seems like that is the most popular person I've ever come across.
00:00:25.000 Everyone is in support of this Brandon fellow.
00:00:28.000 There's this internet meme about, I think his name is Kyle, who drinks Monster Red Bull and puts his fist through drywall.
00:00:35.000 Is that named Kyle?
00:00:37.000 I don't know about Kyle.
00:00:40.000 Kyle is a white kid who drinks a lot of Monster and puts his fist through drywall.
00:00:46.000 Brandon is everywhere.
00:00:47.000 I don't know this Kyle fella, though.
00:00:49.000 Is this a popular meme?
00:00:51.000 Oh, here it is.
00:00:52.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:00:52.000 Kyle, I was right.
00:00:53.000 Okay, so Kyle just punches shit?
00:00:55.000 When he drinks a lot of Monster.
00:00:58.000 It's so crazy how, like, something will become popular, you know?
00:01:02.000 Like that one guy, the large fella that's sitting on the edge of the bed with his giant cock hanging over the bed.
00:01:09.000 Yes, yes.
00:01:09.000 That one picture of this fella and his big dick.
00:01:12.000 This is the most boomer conversation ever.
00:01:15.000 You know how on the internet, Jamie, these pictures get names and the kids share them?
00:01:22.000 How do these pictures come from?
00:01:24.000 Where do they come from?
00:01:25.000 Why is it Tom Cruise laughing?
00:01:27.000 I don't understand.
00:01:29.000 Is this coordinated?
00:01:31.000 It's a conspiracy.
00:01:33.000 Why do they keep showing Michael Jordan crying?
00:01:35.000 Or Michael Jackson eating popcorn?
00:01:40.000 Why is it Michael Jackson?
00:01:41.000 It is amazing what memes get used and what don't get used.
00:01:46.000 That one will just catch fire and just spread through the lines.
00:01:51.000 I'm trying to think of what my favorite meme is.
00:01:54.000 And there's one that's not a meme, it's just a funny picture, but...
00:01:57.000 What do I use all the time?
00:01:59.000 Like the one I use is, it's not a meme, it's a gif, when people on Twitter ask me like a bunch of questions in a row in like one tweet, I just reply with the Riddler because it's all these question marks, but that's not that clever particularly.
00:02:10.000 What is the best meme?
00:02:12.000 I'm blanking.
00:02:15.000 There's a lot of good ones.
00:02:17.000 There's a lot of good ones.
00:02:20.000 There's so many good ones.
00:02:22.000 I mean, it's just, the beauty of it is it's really a new form of comedy.
00:02:28.000 You know, like, internet meme comedy is a new form of comedy, and it's a brilliant form of comedy that some people are masters at.
00:02:36.000 Really like a Dave Chappelle.
00:02:38.000 They're masters like a comic is a master.
00:02:40.000 They're masters at this weird new form that's only existed for like 15 years.
00:02:47.000 And the greatest thing is that establishment figures don't know what to do with this.
00:02:52.000 Oh, this is one of my favorites.
00:02:53.000 I'm going to show you this new one.
00:02:55.000 Hold on.
00:02:56.000 Jamie, I'm going to send this to you.
00:02:57.000 This is one of my new favorite memes.
00:03:00.000 Because there's just so many of them, but this one is like, this is my favorite of the time.
00:03:07.000 This is...
00:03:08.000 Hold on.
00:03:12.000 All right, send it to you, Jamie.
00:03:13.000 Let's see this.
00:03:14.000 This is my favorite of today.
00:03:16.000 Oh, this is the one with the drinking water, the engine coolant?
00:03:19.000 Was that the one?
00:03:20.000 No, no, no.
00:03:21.000 That's a good one, too.
00:03:22.000 But that, I actually know the guy.
00:03:23.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:03:24.000 This has been around for a while.
00:03:25.000 Cover me a harder daddy.
00:03:27.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:28.000 But that's the NPC meme, which I explained on this show a few times ago when I was on.
00:03:32.000 This is an NPC as well?
00:03:34.000 Yeah, they're gray and they have that...
00:03:37.000 Oh, that's what those things are.
00:03:38.000 Okay, that's right.
00:03:39.000 You did explain that.
00:03:40.000 NPCs, yeah.
00:03:41.000 Yeah.
00:03:42.000 Non-player character for the other boomers out there.
00:03:45.000 For all the boomers.
00:03:46.000 I like how it's double-masked, too.
00:03:48.000 Look at that.
00:03:49.000 Yeah.
00:03:49.000 I saw someone today on Twitter that was ranting this vitriolic, just nasty rant about unvaccinated people causing the death of Colin Powell.
00:04:05.000 So is that a good thing or a bad thing?
00:04:07.000 Well, here's the deal.
00:04:08.000 The guy had blood cancer.
00:04:11.000 Oh, shit.
00:04:11.000 Leukemia?
00:04:12.000 No.
00:04:13.000 It's a different kind.
00:04:15.000 What is it called?
00:04:18.000 Yeah.
00:04:19.000 It's this very severe form of blood cancer that severely impacts the immune system, apparently, and might have even rendered his vaccination ineffective because he was vaccinated.
00:04:30.000 He was double vaccinated, I believe.
00:04:32.000 Yeah.
00:04:33.000 Yeah.
00:04:33.000 Whatever that means.
00:04:34.000 You know, fully vaccinated.
00:04:36.000 Yeah.
00:04:36.000 It's not even fully anymore.
00:04:37.000 Do you know that six months after the vaccine, some hospitals are not counting you as vaccinated, six months after fully vaccinated?
00:04:46.000 This comes from some woman that was working at a hospital that was talking about cases of vaccinated versus unvaccinated people that were admitted to the ICU. And she was saying the people that are in the hospital, in her particular hospital, she was saying when someone's been vaccinated six months ago,
00:05:03.000 they list them as unvaccinated.
00:05:05.000 Well, that's why they need those boosters in perpetuity, right?
00:05:07.000 Yeah, but this is crazy.
00:05:08.000 Like, they are fucking vaccinated, and they're listing them in the hospital as unvaccinated and jacking up the unvaccinated numbers.
00:05:15.000 But I think it goes the other way, that if the efficacy is only six months, they're jacking up the numbers of people who are vaccinated to try to make it seem like only a tiny minority aren't, when that 70% or whatever it is, some of them are no longer effectively vaccinated.
00:05:29.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:05:30.000 Yeah.
00:05:30.000 Yeah, they're making it seem like the people that are in the hospital are unvaccinated.
00:05:34.000 When they're actually vaccinated, but they've passed this arbitrary expiration date that this one hospital has put on it.
00:05:40.000 But is it arbitrary?
00:05:42.000 I thought it has like a half-life.
00:05:46.000 Arbitrary in terms of the hospital making the designation, making the distinction that this is an unvaccinated person.
00:05:53.000 There's nowhere else that makes that distinction.
00:05:55.000 The federal government, the airlines, New York City, when you go to restaurants, all these places that have vaccine mandates.
00:06:03.000 The mandate in America, in Israel now, you're considered unvaccinated if you have two shots, you have three.
00:06:09.000 They consider you unvaccinated.
00:06:11.000 But Israel's rates are Through the roof, too.
00:06:12.000 Through the roof.
00:06:13.000 But meanwhile, it doesn't seem to be having an impact.
00:06:16.000 The booster doesn't seem to be having an impact.
00:06:18.000 Except with Keith Olbermann.
00:06:19.000 It seems to be making him fucking crazier.
00:06:21.000 Did you see how I clowned him so badly?
00:06:23.000 It was so fun.
00:06:24.000 It was beautiful.
00:06:25.000 It was so fun.
00:06:26.000 He doesn't know who he's fucking with.
00:06:28.000 He doesn't know.
00:06:28.000 He knows now, motherfucker.
00:06:31.000 This angry old lesbian.
00:06:33.000 Here's the thing.
00:06:34.000 Jamie, if you go to my likes on my Twitter, you'll see the side-by-side.
00:06:37.000 What you're saying is rude to angry old lesbians.
00:06:39.000 Because there's a lot of angry old lesbians that are really cool.
00:06:42.000 Fine.
00:06:42.000 Let's just say he's doing a very bad Bea Arthur impression.
00:06:44.000 Here's the thing, the guy has a resume that can't be beat.
00:06:47.000 Sportscaster, political, he's got this enormous career.
00:06:50.000 I used to enjoy him.
00:06:51.000 And then, you, single-handedly, you and Alex, make him into an internet laughing stock, and he doesn't know what to do about it, and he starts yelling about Rogan mutton heads.
00:07:03.000 He called me Mr. Afraid.
00:07:06.000 Mr. Afraid.
00:07:07.000 Imagine, you're sitting in front of your keyboard, like, what do I want to call this asshole?
00:07:11.000 Let's see what I got here.
00:07:12.000 I'm a writer.
00:07:13.000 But he's also yelling.
00:07:15.000 I'm a journalist.
00:07:16.000 He's yelling down to the masses from atop a penthouse on Central Park, like the real estate value that's through the roof.
00:07:22.000 Well, not only that.
00:07:23.000 And he's also tagging you because he wants you to engage with him desperately.
00:07:26.000 Of course.
00:07:26.000 And I have.
00:07:27.000 Yo, you have?
00:07:28.000 Well, here.
00:07:29.000 We just did.
00:07:30.000 No, he wants to be on the show.
00:07:31.000 But he's ratings poison.
00:07:34.000 He doesn't want to be on the show.
00:07:36.000 I don't know why he's so angry.
00:07:38.000 It's just a weird thing.
00:07:40.000 Hold on.
00:07:40.000 Can I say one thing?
00:07:41.000 You know why he's angry, because you talk a lot about guy stuff.
00:07:44.000 There's something very, very sad when you're closer to your nursing home than to your prime, and everyone lets you know it.
00:07:50.000 If you look at his Twitter feed, no one has his back.
00:07:52.000 Everyone just clowns him, and he doesn't know how to handle it.
00:07:56.000 Yeah, that's the thing.
00:07:58.000 Yeah, he doesn't have a lot of support, but that's, you know, I think he probably doesn't have a lot of friends.
00:08:04.000 Yeah, but he could go out with dignity.
00:08:05.000 He doesn't have to go out like a screaming loo.
00:08:07.000 Nobody wants to go out, Michael Malice.
00:08:09.000 Nobody wants to go out.
00:08:10.000 They don't want to go out with dignity.
00:08:11.000 They don't want to go out with hate.
00:08:13.000 They don't want to go out.
00:08:14.000 Sure, of course, yeah.
00:08:15.000 You work with a lot of athletes.
00:08:16.000 Rage against the dying of the light.
00:08:18.000 Right, right.
00:08:19.000 I mean, but it's like these UFC guys who are past their prime and they keep going in there and they become cans, right?
00:08:23.000 It's like someone needs to sit them down and be like, your time is done.
00:08:26.000 No disrespect to you.
00:08:27.000 You're an amazing athlete.
00:08:28.000 But it's over.
00:08:29.000 Yeah.
00:08:30.000 Yeah.
00:08:33.000 This thing that you did, the choice is clear.
00:08:36.000 But the problem is, he's not capable of being silly, right?
00:08:41.000 Everything's angry, and you're being silly.
00:08:43.000 When anger is confronted by silliness that doesn't get angry at the anger, it makes the anger seem so preposterous.
00:08:51.000 Well, it's kind of like when you have that hysterical girlfriend and you're sitting there smiling and nodding and she just gets more and more hysterical and at a certain point it just becomes funny.
00:08:58.000 It's just like, look, you are doing this to yourself and that is trolling at its purest.
00:09:02.000 Yes, well that's what you do and that's why he's fucked up.
00:09:05.000 He made a mistake.
00:09:06.000 Yeah.
00:09:06.000 But I feel bad for him because, like, also, he didn't understand what he's saying when he's saying, you're afraid, you're afraid.
00:09:14.000 You're literally talking to 72% of the African American community.
00:09:20.000 Yeah.
00:09:20.000 Like, you really think they're all afraid?
00:09:23.000 Like, this is your only perception on this?
00:09:27.000 Is that they're all scared and afraid?
00:09:29.000 Like, this is his hot take?
00:09:30.000 But it's also his advice.
00:09:32.000 He goes, I wasn't trying to persuade them to get vaccinated.
00:09:34.000 He goes, I was trying to persuade vaccinated people to yell at the unvaccinated and call them dumb.
00:09:40.000 It's like if Keith Olbermann calls me dumb or a muttonhead, this is really not going to be skin off my back or going to change my behavior.
00:09:46.000 That's not really what it was.
00:09:47.000 What it was was a flex to show that he's not scared.
00:09:51.000 He's macho.
00:09:52.000 That's why he's yelling at people.
00:09:54.000 He's sensible.
00:09:55.000 That's why he's putting on his glasses.
00:09:56.000 He's letting them know.
00:09:58.000 Like, here's a video of me getting my shot.
00:10:01.000 Yeah, he's a badass.
00:10:02.000 I'm a badass.
00:10:03.000 I'm not afraid of myocarditis.
00:10:05.000 I'm not afraid of thrombosis.
00:10:06.000 I'm not afraid of strokes, heart attacks.
00:10:09.000 I'm not afraid of, what is it, pericarditis?
00:10:11.000 What's the other shit?
00:10:12.000 He's afraid of aging.
00:10:14.000 And he's afraid of fading into obscurity.
00:10:16.000 And it's happening to him, and it's very unfortunate that he's doing it in this way.
00:10:20.000 Yeah, well, you know what, man?
00:10:21.000 He had something at one point in time.
00:10:24.000 Like his fiery dialogue, like the way he would write those...
00:10:30.000 He would write these speeches, you know?
00:10:33.000 These monologues.
00:10:35.000 They were very good.
00:10:37.000 At one point in time.
00:10:38.000 Whatever that was, it's like a man at some point in his life has a certain balance of passion, but hope for the future, and you have your sex hormones, you have your life ahead of you,
00:10:55.000 you have hope, and you want to change things.
00:10:57.000 And at some point in time, things become imbalanced.
00:11:01.000 And then you no longer have hope.
00:11:03.000 And your hormones aren't functioning correctly anymore.
00:11:07.000 And now the kids are laughing at you.
00:11:08.000 And you don't know why they're laughing at you.
00:11:10.000 Because you're just doing whatever your whole peer group is doing.
00:11:13.000 But somehow you're the one being singled out and being clowned constantly.
00:11:16.000 He's got a million followers on Twitter, which is no joke.
00:11:19.000 But these are all former ESPN or MSNBC people.
00:11:23.000 I just passed him in terms of YouTube subscribers, which I shouldn't be able to do.
00:11:27.000 But that just shows that these are inactive accounts.
00:11:30.000 The thing is, when people are that performative about their politics, they expect people to stand up and applaud for them, right?
00:11:36.000 Right, that's what the reason to do it is.
00:11:38.000 And he's not getting that, and it must be confusing for him in his dotage.
00:11:43.000 Well, it's a time where, you know, when these narratives, right, when you could sit down and have these monologues, it used to be a rare thing, you know, where someone had the freedom to, like, write a monologue like that, so it was impressive.
00:11:56.000 Sure.
00:11:57.000 But now everyone with a YouTube channel can sit in front of a camera, and you have these brilliant people that aren't On a platform like MSNBC or Fox or CBS or whatever, they're just in their house with a screen behind them.
00:12:14.000 Like Lex is a perfect example, right?
00:12:17.000 I do.
00:12:18.000 Why are you laughing?
00:12:19.000 Because we were talking about him before.
00:12:21.000 Also because Lex always makes me smile.
00:12:23.000 He's such a sweet kid.
00:12:24.000 I love him to death.
00:12:25.000 I'm just trying to imagine Lexus Keith Olbermann standing in the balcony.
00:12:27.000 You need to get vaccinated.
00:12:30.000 Joe Rogan's a muttonhead.
00:12:31.000 He's the...
00:12:32.000 Opposite, right?
00:12:33.000 His monologues are all about love and learning and growth.
00:12:39.000 And humility.
00:12:39.000 And humility, yeah.
00:12:40.000 And he's becoming huge because of it.
00:12:44.000 Because of that, Lex Friedman is one of the most respected and interesting commentators on the internet.
00:12:50.000 I mean, his internet...
00:12:53.000 Discussions with people are fucking amazing.
00:12:55.000 His David Fravor, the one with that fighter pilot that encountered that strange craft off the coast of San Diego, is one of the best interviews I've ever seen in my life.
00:13:04.000 I mean, he's so good at communicating with people.
00:13:07.000 Again, with humility, but the way he discusses things, even when they're controversial, when, you know, he feels like something needs to be said, the way he says things is never like, I am better than you.
00:13:20.000 He's a fucking...
00:13:23.000 He's also like a black belt martial artist and a powerlifter.
00:13:27.000 He's the hardest working person I've ever met.
00:13:30.000 He pushes himself so hard and he's so driven but not in an ambitious way but kind of like seizing life by the balls kind of way.
00:13:38.000 Yes, and testing himself.
00:13:40.000 He's constantly testing himself and that humility because of constantly finding his own limitations.
00:13:45.000 He finds his own limitations on a daily basis.
00:13:49.000 He portrays this This character that you respect and you appreciate.
00:13:57.000 He's really like that.
00:13:58.000 He's really like that.
00:13:59.000 Oh, I hang out with him all the time.
00:14:00.000 He's really like that.
00:14:01.000 I moved in two doors down from him.
00:14:03.000 I love it.
00:14:04.000 You two guys are the same.
00:14:05.000 I know.
00:14:06.000 It's fucking hilarious.
00:14:07.000 That's the odd couple.
00:14:08.000 Yeah.
00:14:09.000 You guys should have a sitcom.
00:14:11.000 I mean, yeah, I can look out my front door and see his house.
00:14:15.000 That's hilarious.
00:14:17.000 That's amazing.
00:14:17.000 I love that you're here.
00:14:19.000 I mean, it's so cool.
00:14:20.000 There's so many cool people moving to the city.
00:14:22.000 Blair White moved in the same day as me.
00:14:25.000 Rucka Rucka Ali moved here as well.
00:14:26.000 He's a music video guy.
00:14:29.000 I don't miss New York at all.
00:14:31.000 Like, at all.
00:14:32.000 I don't miss California at all either.
00:14:34.000 LA can eat.
00:14:34.000 L.A.'s gotten worse than New York.
00:14:36.000 Yeah.
00:14:37.000 Which is shocking.
00:14:39.000 There's no mechanism to turn it around.
00:14:41.000 Not only is there no mechanism, there's like a suicide pact to keep the same path and pretend that it's working.
00:14:48.000 Or pretend it's the only way to do it.
00:14:50.000 I remember sometime, maybe 15 years ago, I was at Washington Square Park looking north of Fifth Avenue.
00:14:56.000 And this is when they were talking about Al-Qaeda having a dirty bomb, maybe bring a suitcase and detonating it and like blowing up New York.
00:15:02.000 And I thought to myself, if they take out the city, take me with it.
00:15:06.000 Like, I can't.
00:15:07.000 This is me.
00:15:07.000 I've lived there since I was two.
00:15:09.000 I still don't know how to drive.
00:15:11.000 And for watching what they did to New York...
00:15:15.000 I've talked about this a lot, has been so heartbreaking and traumatic, and moving was so hard.
00:15:22.000 But now that I left, I don't miss it at all.
00:15:26.000 Listen, I love New York, but I love it to visit.
00:15:29.000 I was just there.
00:15:30.000 I did Madison Square Garden a couple weeks ago.
00:15:32.000 It was magic.
00:15:32.000 I was like, oh my god, I'm doing the garden.
00:15:34.000 This is amazing.
00:15:35.000 And then I couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there.
00:15:37.000 Yeah.
00:15:37.000 It's because all the things that make New York special have been destroyed.
00:15:41.000 De Blasio ruined everything.
00:15:42.000 De Blasio did more damage to New York than Mohammed Atta.
00:15:45.000 Way more!
00:15:46.000 Way more.
00:15:46.000 It's not even close and intentionally.
00:15:48.000 And he's going to do a lot of nasty things on his way out.
00:15:50.000 There's not even a question.
00:15:51.000 What do you think he's going to be able to do?
00:15:52.000 I don't know.
00:15:53.000 What about Cuomo?
00:15:55.000 Cuomo pardoned that terrorist on his way out.
00:15:57.000 What terrorist?
00:15:58.000 One of the weathermen.
00:15:59.000 Oh, did he really?
00:16:00.000 Oh, yeah.
00:16:00.000 Oh, yeah.
00:16:01.000 Wait a minute, I didn't know Cuomo.
00:16:03.000 Governors can pardon people too?
00:16:04.000 Of course, yeah.
00:16:05.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
00:16:06.000 Pardon or commute, I'm not exactly sure which of those.
00:16:08.000 But either way.
00:16:09.000 Yeah, he commuted the Wonder Weathermen.
00:16:11.000 So he's letting terrorists out of jail, but imprisoning peaceful people in their own homes and not letting them go out to restaurants.
00:16:20.000 The idea for me as a Russian that I got to show a piece of paper to get food from someone is so against my DNA that I was like, I'm not doing this.
00:16:28.000 Well, the good thing is you can eat outside, which is going to be really fun in January.
00:16:31.000 Yeah.
00:16:32.000 Yeah.
00:16:33.000 But, like, all these great...
00:16:34.000 Like, if you walk around Park Slope, which was the neighborhood next to mine, like, stores, that family store has been there since the 70s, you know, for rent.
00:16:40.000 Yeah.
00:16:41.000 Just store after store shut down.
00:16:43.000 Yeah.
00:16:43.000 And they want us all to be part of these giant corporations and do our shopping through Amazon or Target.
00:16:48.000 Well, even if they don't want that.
00:16:50.000 Right.
00:16:50.000 Even if that's not...
00:16:51.000 Yeah.
00:16:51.000 That's just what's going to happen because of these policies.
00:16:54.000 If these policies really were put in play to...
00:16:57.000 Give off the impression that they're protecting people.
00:17:01.000 Ultimately, what they're doing is empowering places like Target and Walmart.
00:17:04.000 And what they're doing is killing mom-and-pop shops and small businesses.
00:17:08.000 And with no remorse.
00:17:09.000 Yeah, no remorse.
00:17:10.000 There's not like, okay, this is the thing that's so sick about politics.
00:17:14.000 We bailed out the banks in 2008, but there's not really any talk about these stores that were the staples of their neighborhood, that gave it character, that made it special.
00:17:25.000 It's like, not too bad.
00:17:28.000 It's disgusting.
00:17:29.000 Shalom, Japan barely reopened, but my favorite place in New York, Zenkichi, which is basically you go in, it's a secret door.
00:17:36.000 Every seat's like a Japanese, it's like an Oriental Express train car.
00:17:41.000 You're not allowed to have kids in there.
00:17:42.000 They haven't reopened.
00:17:43.000 Ice and Vice, which is the best ice cream store in the world, they're done.
00:17:46.000 So just store after store.
00:17:48.000 And if you were opening a restaurant or a boutique or a bookstore, why would you do it in New York now?
00:17:52.000 Oh, for sure.
00:17:53.000 Look, I have friends who have restaurants in Los Angeles, and they're talking to me about Austin.
00:17:58.000 They're like, listen, man, I gotta get out of here.
00:18:00.000 Because they're scared that anything...
00:18:02.000 Look, the flu rolls around.
00:18:04.000 The flu rolls around.
00:18:05.000 Like, we already have a precedent that's been set where when something that kills people...
00:18:11.000 Which most diseases kill a certain amount of people because some people are very, very vulnerable.
00:18:16.000 And when something can kill people, now they already have a precedent set where the government can come in and dictate whether or not you can be open and whether or not your business can function.
00:18:27.000 And make it so that people no longer have the choice as to whether or not they would like to just take a chance and go to a restaurant because the flu is around.
00:18:35.000 Now you no longer have the chance because big daddy government is going to look after you.
00:18:40.000 And I have a friend whose brother works for the state, and he's a part of this whole COVID commission, and told him point blank, they were having a conversation in Los Angeles about closing outdoor dining.
00:18:53.000 And he said, but there's been no transmission ever connected to outdoor dining.
00:18:59.000 And the woman who wound up closing everything down said, it's about the optics.
00:19:04.000 But imagine!
00:19:06.000 Thousands of restaurants!
00:19:07.000 They're fucking barely hanging on after the pandemic.
00:19:10.000 And someone comes along and has the fucking balls or ovaries to say it's about the optics.
00:19:16.000 And they're just going to shut down.
00:19:18.000 What about the waitstaff?
00:19:20.000 What about the busboys and illegal aliens working in the kitchen?
00:19:24.000 Everybody.
00:19:24.000 There's no remorse or concern for their thinking.
00:19:28.000 The chefs who put their heart and soul into creating this menu.
00:19:31.000 And the business owners that have financed this.
00:19:34.000 It's fucking crazy.
00:19:35.000 But what this has done is allowed educated urban people who live in a state of anxiety, neurosis, and fear to have an external reason for their state of mind.
00:19:45.000 It's not that I'm messed up.
00:19:46.000 It's not that I'm a neurotic.
00:19:48.000 It's that everyone is living under the gun, so it's appropriate that I'm living in this state.
00:19:53.000 I don't have to look inward.
00:19:54.000 I can look outward.
00:19:55.000 Now, COVID is obviously a very big deal.
00:19:57.000 A lot of people have died, but it doesn't explain their extreme situation.
00:20:14.000 Yeah, I have a meme folder.
00:20:22.000 Yeah, look.
00:20:23.000 I'm not lying.
00:20:24.000 Why would I lie?
00:20:25.000 I don't lie.
00:20:26.000 That's one thing that I don't do.
00:20:28.000 It's not necessary.
00:20:29.000 And it just gets in the way.
00:20:30.000 This is one of my favorite.
00:20:35.000 And this is something...
00:20:38.000 Completely irrelevant.
00:20:39.000 I sent it to you, Jamie.
00:20:41.000 Yeah, this anger about this.
00:20:44.000 I think you're dead right about the anxiety levels that these people had already.
00:20:48.000 I mean, some of these people are already fucking completely insane and falling apart just based on life.
00:20:53.000 And then something comes along and they're like, now everybody has to be like this.
00:20:57.000 So as people were- Yeah, yeah.
00:21:00.000 They wanted you to die.
00:21:01.000 That's what I love though.
00:21:03.000 Already recovered.
00:21:04.000 That's exactly what happened.
00:21:05.000 Yeah.
00:21:06.000 Because for the longest time I was saying, I don't think I'm worried about this and people would get angry at me.
00:21:11.000 And then I get it and I recover quickly.
00:21:13.000 And then they're even more angry.
00:21:14.000 Right.
00:21:15.000 Because you were a bad person.
00:21:17.000 You should have consequences for it.
00:21:18.000 Bad person for literally being healthy my whole life.
00:21:21.000 Bad person for working on it constantly.
00:21:24.000 Spending a shit ton of money to stay healthy.
00:21:26.000 A bad person for being skeptical of the corporate narrative.
00:21:29.000 The fact that you're calling them...
00:21:31.000 Here's a question that I would love to have answered.
00:21:33.000 If social distancing was efficacious in terms of COVID transmission, why aren't we doing it again?
00:21:40.000 No one's talking about it.
00:21:42.000 And if it didn't work, why do we do it to begin with?
00:21:43.000 Did you see the president and his wife walk through that restaurant today?
00:21:47.000 With no mask.
00:21:48.000 Where there's a mask mandate?
00:21:50.000 Yeah.
00:21:51.000 But it's rules for thee, not for me.
00:21:53.000 That's their principle with everything.
00:21:55.000 That is it.
00:21:56.000 Gavin Newsom, we caught him.
00:21:58.000 There's a supercut of all these politicians who are just doing this hypocritical stuff.
00:22:02.000 The mayor of San Francisco recently got busted doing it.
00:22:04.000 Rashida Tlaib, she even said on camera, she's like, oh, the Republicans are here, so I have to put the mask on, kind of thing.
00:22:09.000 LOL. But this is why I'm so excited about social media, because if it wasn't social media, you wouldn't be able to call these people on their crap.
00:22:16.000 There was that footage in...
00:22:18.000 Was it Wisconsin or Minnesota where the reporter had a mask and the cameraman didn't?
00:22:24.000 And people just put up their cell phones and they filmed it.
00:22:26.000 So it was up on Twitter before the footage was up on the news station.
00:22:30.000 Do you think that anything would be...
00:22:34.000 Don't you think it works both ways, though?
00:22:35.000 That it's also accelerating this sort of...
00:22:39.000 This chaos, too.
00:22:40.000 Oh, isn't it great?
00:22:41.000 Yeah, but it's also...
00:22:43.000 I know you love that.
00:22:43.000 I do.
00:22:44.000 Oh, I love it.
00:22:45.000 I know you do.
00:22:46.000 But don't you think that it's also...
00:22:48.000 What would it be like if there was no social media in terms of the hyperbole, in terms of everything getting blown into this wild, anxiety-ridden frenzy?
00:23:00.000 Don't you think that the social media also accelerates all of the anxiety?
00:23:05.000 It does both things.
00:23:07.000 I think it's bifurcating things.
00:23:10.000 There's two populations, right?
00:23:11.000 And we know what it would look like without social media because it was after the Iraq war.
00:23:16.000 Because there really wasn't social media to that extent in 2001, 2002. And the drumbeat for war was incessant.
00:23:24.000 And if you were saying we shouldn't go into Iraq at the time, it was much harder to get a message out.
00:23:29.000 Colin Powell, who, as you just said, passed away earlier today, just went on the floor of the UN and said...
00:23:34.000 Not only does Saddam have weapons of mass destruction, he's about to launch them.
00:23:38.000 There wasn't really this kind of way to show contempt and have a parody.
00:23:43.000 Like, if you go on Facebook, if you go on Twitter, if you go on YouTube, a New York Times account and a Random Jerks account look basically the same.
00:23:50.000 So they do have that even playing field.
00:23:52.000 You didn't have that before social media.
00:23:54.000 Did you see that CNBC had a paid tweet by Pfizer?
00:24:01.000 A paid tweet to promote Pfizer.
00:24:04.000 But they're promoting Pfizer for free.
00:24:06.000 Yeah, but a paid tweet.
00:24:08.000 Okay.
00:24:09.000 But there's something about that.
00:24:11.000 Where you have an organization that's responsible for the news.
00:24:14.000 Right.
00:24:14.000 And they tweet something.
00:24:16.000 And then it says, tweet paid for by Pfizer.
00:24:19.000 Yeah, but Joe...
00:24:19.000 It's so transparent.
00:24:21.000 But that's good.
00:24:22.000 Because before, they would be in Pfizer's pocket and you wouldn't know about it because you think they're being objective.
00:24:27.000 Oh, no, I agree.
00:24:28.000 It's good to see it because it confirms your suspicions.
00:24:31.000 Oh, yeah.
00:24:31.000 But it's also crazy.
00:24:32.000 They're not even high.
00:24:33.000 Here, I'll send it to you, James.
00:24:34.000 Here's another question.
00:24:35.000 Ask your Facebook friend, do you think the pharmaceutical companies have an incentive To force everyone to be their customer, and of course they do.
00:24:43.000 Yeah, look at that.
00:24:45.000 Paid post by Pfizer.
00:24:46.000 Wow.
00:24:47.000 Messenger RNA, a groundbreaking technology, has immense portrayal behind fighting infectious disease.
00:24:52.000 This is how it works.
00:24:53.000 Paid post by Pfizer.
00:24:54.000 Meanwhile, one of the gentlemen who created the mRNA vaccine says it should never be used in a pandemic.
00:25:03.000 Wow.
00:25:04.000 Have you seen that?
00:25:05.000 I have not seen that.
00:25:06.000 Yeah, he was interviewed by Jimmy Dore.
00:25:09.000 Okay, who's great.
00:25:10.000 Yeah, who's great.
00:25:11.000 It's a long conversation where they discuss mass vaccinations during a pandemic.
00:25:17.000 And this guy, I don't know if he's right or wrong.
00:25:19.000 I'm not a scientist.
00:25:20.000 But this guy is very...
00:25:22.000 Just an equestrian?
00:25:23.000 Yes.
00:25:24.000 I'm a horse.
00:25:25.000 I'm basically a horse.
00:25:26.000 Centaur.
00:25:27.000 I'm healthy as a horse.
00:25:27.000 Centaur Joe.
00:25:30.000 Again, sorry for being healthy.
00:25:32.000 Sorry.
00:25:33.000 Yeah.
00:25:33.000 Sorry.
00:25:34.000 It's fascinating, though.
00:25:35.000 The exposing of mainstream media.
00:25:38.000 That's one thing that I'm very happy about.
00:25:39.000 Don't call them mainstream because they're not mainstream.
00:25:42.000 Right.
00:25:42.000 This show is more mainstream than they are.
00:25:44.000 Yes, it's the corporate press.
00:25:45.000 It's more mainstream by a factor of 10. Of course.
00:25:47.000 Which is pretty crazy.
00:25:48.000 But it's also funny how they will do everything in their power to make you seem like you should be dismissed and not taken seriously.
00:25:54.000 Right.
00:25:54.000 Yeah, but it's not working.
00:25:55.000 No.
00:25:55.000 That's what's fascinating.
00:25:56.000 But this framing of ivermectin as horse medicine...
00:26:04.000 In some ways, I'm really happy that they did it to me.
00:26:07.000 Because you have the audience to blast back.
00:26:10.000 Did you see that supercut?
00:26:11.000 Yes.
00:26:12.000 Of just one after another, them laughing at you?
00:26:14.000 Yeah, hilarious.
00:26:15.000 But also, this is what's interesting.
00:26:17.000 They kept saying that Ivermectin...
00:26:18.000 First of all, it's like you called your dealer.
00:26:21.000 You had it prescribed, right?
00:26:23.000 So when they say it's not approved, it's not like you are using your own judgment.
00:26:27.000 You're using the judgment of a medical professional, which is what they've been yelling for a year and a half.
00:26:32.000 Well, not only that, I listed off a laundry list of medications, and that's the one they focused on.
00:26:37.000 I said I took monoclonal antibodies.
00:26:40.000 I said I took prednisone.
00:26:42.000 I said I took Z-Pak.
00:26:43.000 I said I had IV infusions of NAD and of vitamins, and I also took ivermectin.
00:26:49.000 I mean, it should be no surprise.
00:26:51.000 I had Dr. Pierre Corey, who is one of the doctors from the frontline critical COVID care group, that has been treating people, including, by the way, 200 Congress people have been treated with ivermectin for COVID. Did you know that?
00:27:05.000 I did not know that.
00:27:05.000 Holy crap.
00:27:06.000 Google that.
00:27:07.000 200. I believe you could probably find it in Dr. Pierre Corey's Twitter page.
00:27:12.000 Yeah.
00:27:13.000 Before there were vaccines, this was a common treatment, an off-label treatment for COVID. Now, I do not know what the motivation for demonizing this particular medication is.
00:27:27.000 Again, I'm not a doctor and I'm not a scientist.
00:27:29.000 But I would imagine some of it has to do with money.
00:27:32.000 The reason being is that it is a generic drug now.
00:27:36.000 The patent has run out.
00:27:37.000 So anybody can make it and it's worth like 30 cents a dose.
00:27:42.000 Now, Merck has its own antiviral that's supposed to do the same thing that they claim Ivermectin does, as does Pfizer.
00:27:50.000 They're both about to release it.
00:27:51.000 I don't know if that's why the FDA is making snarky tweets about it being veterinary medicine, but I do know that it was used for humans for fucking years before they ever started using it for animals.
00:28:03.000 And I also do know that There's a massive amount of medications that have veterinary applications, including penicillin.
00:28:11.000 Well, Joe, it's like me calling Child Protective Services because my neighbor was feeding her baby cat food, and by cat food, I mean milk.
00:28:16.000 Yeah.
00:28:17.000 I mean, it's insane.
00:28:19.000 It's insane.
00:28:20.000 Dogs take Xanax and all these other things.
00:28:22.000 Wait a minute.
00:28:22.000 Dogs take Xanax?
00:28:23.000 Yeah.
00:28:24.000 People have anxiety-ridden dogs?
00:28:26.000 Of course.
00:28:27.000 I guarantee it's the person.
00:28:28.000 Or cats.
00:28:29.000 Come over to my house.
00:28:30.000 My dog just lays down.
00:28:31.000 I know.
00:28:31.000 I met Marshall.
00:28:32.000 He doesn't need Xanax.
00:28:33.000 He's a dog.
00:28:35.000 He's chill.
00:28:37.000 Actually, some people get rescue dogs.
00:28:39.000 I should take that back.
00:28:40.000 I did have a dog that had anxiety because I got her when she was two.
00:28:43.000 Or maybe it's an older dog gets a puppy and the dog doesn't know what to do.
00:28:47.000 There's situations.
00:28:48.000 Yeah.
00:28:51.000 I don't think it's necessarily about the money so much it's about obedience because they're the ones who are promulgating how everyone has to act and then you have this guy from Austin over here, this comedian, telling people there was another way and the science isn't as settled and all of a sudden their sense of authority is diminished because when you have choices that means that person who wants to be the one to go to no longer is the one who has all the answers.
00:29:17.000 Well, this is what is so funny about that.
00:29:19.000 They don't understand that when they say things that are absolutely untrue, it diminishes their authority.
00:29:27.000 They're not even aware of what they're doing.
00:29:29.000 But they don't have an alternative.
00:29:31.000 When Don Lemon goes on with Sanjay Gupta and says, actually, it really is a veterinary medicine.
00:29:38.000 It really is a deworming horse.
00:29:39.000 This was the lie.
00:29:40.000 He goes, it's not a lie to say it's also used as horse medicine.
00:29:44.000 That's not what you That's not what you said.
00:29:46.000 You didn't say this drug, which also is used for horses.
00:29:48.000 Of what relevance is that?
00:29:50.000 It doesn't have any relevance.
00:29:51.000 Exactly what you're talking about with penicillin and with a gigantic number of medicines that also have veterinary applications.
00:29:59.000 But by doing that, you just proved my point.
00:30:03.000 They don't even understand what they just did.
00:30:05.000 You think it's going to end with you?
00:30:08.000 Because it used to be that way.
00:30:09.000 They would say something and no one would have recourse.
00:30:13.000 But when you're saying something, and then the person you're saying it about has literally 10 times the audience you do.
00:30:19.000 You dumb motherfucker.
00:30:21.000 Do you know what you did?
00:30:22.000 You just proved my point.
00:30:24.000 But do you know what this is like?
00:30:26.000 You and I are old enough to remember the WWF, right?
00:30:29.000 So you had the WWF, and then you had the NWA, which is the Alternative Wrestling Organization, which was much smaller.
00:30:35.000 And you'd have wrestlers come over from NWA to WWF, and they pretended these people came out of nowhere.
00:30:41.000 Right?
00:30:41.000 And then one time they brought over Ric Flair and Bobby Heenan held up Ric Flair's belt.
00:30:46.000 And this was their first acknowledgement of this other organization.
00:30:49.000 And here's the other thing.
00:30:49.000 To look at NWA just had to change the channel.
00:30:52.000 It's not like it was existing in some weird netherverse.
00:30:55.000 But this is how they want to construct reality that you don't listen to Joe.
00:31:01.000 You listen to Don Lemon telling you what Joe says.
00:31:05.000 And you don't have that independent way to inform yourself.
00:31:08.000 They need better people.
00:31:10.000 They need people that are respected.
00:31:12.000 Because it's not that CNN is beyond repair.
00:31:17.000 I think they're beyond repair.
00:31:18.000 I don't think they are.
00:31:19.000 Look, I know Jeff Zucker.
00:31:20.000 He's a nice guy.
00:31:22.000 I know Jeff.
00:31:22.000 I worked for him.
00:31:23.000 When I worked at NBC, when I was the host of Fear Factor, Jeff Zucker was the president of NBC. He's a great guy.
00:31:31.000 It's like everything else.
00:31:32.000 These people are managing at scale.
00:31:34.000 But you can't allow people to say things that are absolutely untrue when you have a fucking news organization.
00:31:42.000 And it's not about my feelings.
00:31:44.000 Oh, Joe Rogan's feelings are hurt.
00:31:46.000 I like it when my feelings get hurt.
00:31:47.000 How about that?
00:31:48.000 I like it.
00:31:49.000 I hurt my own feelings.
00:31:50.000 There's not a fucking human being that's a worse critic of me than me.
00:31:55.000 That's not what the problem is.
00:31:56.000 Challenge accepted.
00:31:59.000 Listen, you muttonhead.
00:32:02.000 Let me tell you something, Joe Rodin!
00:32:04.000 The look on your face!
00:32:06.000 You are the ultimate troll.
00:32:08.000 You should for sure have a crown.
00:32:10.000 For sure have the king of trolls.
00:32:14.000 You should wear that with certain posts.
00:32:17.000 But dude, I disagree with you because when you're saying that you can't just have people lying, we're all taught in high school about yellow journalism and the Spanish-American War and they lied to get us into that.
00:32:26.000 Right.
00:32:43.000 All of the boots weren't on the ground, the Kurds were not exterminated, the story vanished from the headlines, and none of those people advocating for war, who were claiming, if we don't do this, it's going to be genocide, had any consequences for their lies.
00:32:56.000 You're 100% right.
00:32:57.000 I'm going to send you something, Jamie, because this is also something that I want to say.
00:33:01.000 This is one of the reasons why I think Substack is so fucking amazing.
00:33:05.000 And that's why they have to demonize it, because it's an end run around their bullshit.
00:33:08.000 Exactly.
00:33:08.000 But this is what...
00:33:11.000 Glenn Greenwald is using, and Matt Taibbi is using, and Barry Weiss is using.
00:33:15.000 I want you to play this.
00:33:18.000 This is Barry on...
00:33:21.000 No, give it from the beginning.
00:33:23.000 Play it from the beginning.
00:33:24.000 Yeah, there we go.
00:33:25.000 You write, there are tens of millions of Americans who aren't on the hard left or the hard right who feel the world has gone mad.
00:33:32.000 This is Brian Stelter and Barry Weiss.
00:33:34.000 Well, you know, when you have the chief reporter on the beat of COVID for the New York Times talking about how questioning or pursuing the question of the lab leak is racist, the world has gone mad.
00:34:01.000 Good for her.
00:34:05.000 Look at his face.
00:34:08.000 Is a story worth pursuing?
00:34:09.000 The world has gone mad.
00:34:11.000 When, in the name of progress, young school children, as young as kindergarten, are being separated in public schools because of their race.
00:34:20.000 And that is called progress rather than segregation.
00:34:23.000 The world has gone mad.
00:34:25.000 There are dozens of examples that I could share with you.
00:34:30.000 Look at him.
00:34:31.000 Look at him.
00:34:32.000 You say we're not allowed, we're not able.
00:34:35.000 Who's the people stopping the conversation?
00:34:36.000 It's you, you asshole!
00:34:40.000 People that work at networks, frankly, like the one I'm speaking on right now, who try and claim that, you know, it was racist to investigate the lab leak theory.
00:34:51.000 I mean, let's just take an example.
00:34:53.000 But I'm just saying, when you say allowed, I just think it's a provocative thing you say.
00:34:56.000 You say, we're not allowed.
00:34:58.000 I can't take his voice.
00:34:59.000 You see where Mark Dice does an impression of him?
00:35:02.000 No.
00:35:02.000 He has these videos of Brian Stelberg who goes, It's Ryan Stelter, I gotta go into the movies and look at this.
00:35:07.000 He just dubs over it.
00:35:08.000 I think a lot of these folks don't have friends.
00:35:10.000 And they don't have this sort of, like, this feedback loop.
00:35:15.000 Well, I think it's a circle jerk, don't you think?
00:35:16.000 Yes.
00:35:17.000 They're friends with each other.
00:35:19.000 Well, yeah, right, right, right.
00:35:20.000 But I mean, I think friends are like your diet.
00:35:23.000 It has to be varied, you know?
00:35:25.000 Of course.
00:35:25.000 It has to be nutritious.
00:35:26.000 I love it having friends who call me my bullshit.
00:35:29.000 Yeah, it's important.
00:35:29.000 They do it once.
00:35:30.000 It's important.
00:35:31.000 Once, but it's important to get it once!
00:35:33.000 Duly noted!
00:35:34.000 Click!
00:35:35.000 Block!
00:35:36.000 Delete!
00:35:37.000 Holy shit, he's been watching my stuff!
00:35:41.000 Yeah, these are extraordinary times, but because Barry Weiss used to work at the New York Times and decided enough of this bullshit, and has the courage and the principles to leave, and now she's got over 100,000 people on her substack,
00:35:56.000 and please subscribe to her substack, because it's excellent!
00:36:00.000 And she's a lefty.
00:36:02.000 Yes, she's a lefty.
00:36:03.000 Hardcore lefty.
00:36:24.000 I have a playbook, and it's only like two pages long.
00:36:27.000 And one of them is somebody has to be the bad guy.
00:36:29.000 And the bad guy, you know, when it comes to this COVID stuff, there's anybody who questions the narrative, anybody who goes over the data and finds flaws in it, anybody who has some sort of an alternative perspective, you're the bad guy.
00:36:44.000 And you're Trump.
00:36:45.000 And that's what they attempted to do to me.
00:36:48.000 That's what this is all about.
00:36:50.000 This weirdness that's going on.
00:36:52.000 And when someone like Barry Weiss, who you can't put in that box, goes on CNN and just says something more sensible, more poignant than anybody who's ever fucking said anything on that network.
00:37:03.000 When that happens, you realize you've got a problem.
00:37:05.000 Because the great minds are not there.
00:37:07.000 The people that are saying things that are important and critical and crucial to our understanding of why we're so fucked right now.
00:37:14.000 They're people like Barry Wise.
00:37:16.000 They're the people that go on these networks and say, hey, this is fucking madness.
00:37:21.000 What's madness?
00:37:22.000 What's wrong?
00:37:24.000 Who says that?
00:37:24.000 No one on CNN! It's really funny when he says, who's saying that, when they literally put on the screen the New York Times saying it.
00:37:31.000 Exactly.
00:37:32.000 Not only that, but he's saying, who's stopping people from saying that while you're talking over us?
00:37:36.000 CNN threatened to sue someone for making a meme of Trump wrestling the CNN logo.
00:37:42.000 Really?
00:37:43.000 Yes!
00:37:44.000 You didn't know this?
00:37:45.000 No!
00:37:45.000 They made a meme of a guy, Trump wrestling, they put CNN's logo and they tried to find out who it is and they said, we still reserve the right to sue you.
00:37:53.000 That's who's stopping people.
00:37:54.000 Do not tell my legal team about this because they're ready to go.
00:37:57.000 Well, it's not like they listen to this show.
00:38:00.000 Let me see this article.
00:38:02.000 CNN threatens lawsuit meme.
00:38:04.000 That's hilarious.
00:38:05.000 It's not hilarious.
00:38:06.000 I'm sorry.
00:38:06.000 It's not hilarious at all.
00:38:07.000 When you're threatening as a giant corporation are threatening some kid in his mom's basement.
00:38:12.000 In this case, it's probably literally true with a lawsuit for making a clearly humorous wrestling meme.
00:38:17.000 You are the evil corporations in every 80s dystopian sci-fi movie.
00:38:21.000 Are we sure this isn't just some lawyer who works at CNN who oversteps his bounds?
00:38:26.000 You can find the exact quote.
00:38:28.000 I would like to know what happened.
00:38:29.000 You can find the exact quote.
00:38:29.000 I thought it was the PR person who said this.
00:38:31.000 Well, that PR person is crazy.
00:38:33.000 They're not crazy.
00:38:33.000 They're smart because they know they have the power and they're going to use it.
00:38:36.000 But they're crazy in that now we know about it because it became a national story.
00:38:41.000 The Streisand effect.
00:38:42.000 Exactly.
00:38:42.000 The Streisand effect is beautiful.
00:38:44.000 It really is.
00:38:45.000 It's a beautiful thing.
00:38:46.000 And it's a thing about the internet.
00:38:48.000 If people don't know the Streisand effect, would you please explain how it happened with her house?
00:38:52.000 Sure.
00:38:53.000 Barbara, there was some picture of, I don't remember exactly, of basically a bunch of houses on the beach.
00:38:58.000 She has this massive house, I think, on a bluff.
00:39:01.000 Malibu, I think it was.
00:39:02.000 And someone somewhere just identified, oh, this is Barbara Streisand house.
00:39:06.000 She tried to, she sued it and it had no views.
00:39:09.000 She sues him or threatens the lawsuit, it blows up, and as a consequence of her trying to keep it hidden, it became 100 times more visible than it would have been otherwise.
00:39:17.000 So if she just kept her mouth shut and let it blow over, none of this would have happened.
00:39:21.000 Yeah, well, every fucking famous person, this is a crazy thing, like, once the internet happened, I think she's legacy media, right?
00:39:26.000 She didn't understand.
00:39:27.000 Yeah, I was like, you know, Barbra Streisand is a thousand years old.
00:39:30.000 When she was a kid and super popular, everything was controlled.
00:39:35.000 Those are the days when Lyndon Johnson used to take a shit with the door open and talk to the press.
00:39:39.000 When everybody knew that Kennedy was having affairs and no one said anything.
00:39:43.000 This is a different world.
00:39:45.000 And then, you know, you didn't publish the address of people who are, you know, considered celebrity royalty.
00:39:51.000 Like, Barbra Streisand is celebrity royalty.
00:39:53.000 For sure.
00:39:53.000 Right?
00:39:54.000 Did she win an Oscar?
00:39:55.000 I think she won an Oscar.
00:39:56.000 She's at EGOT. She's got all four of them.
00:39:58.000 Yeah, she's got everything.
00:39:59.000 So she's literally, like, legacy royalty.
00:40:02.000 And for her to say this, like, you can't show a picture of my house.
00:40:06.000 Don't you know who I am?
00:40:07.000 Everybody's like, what house?
00:40:08.000 Yeah.
00:40:09.000 I want to see Barbara's house.
00:40:11.000 Where's his house?
00:40:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:12.000 Dude, I mean, my house was formed under an LLC. I bought my house under an LLC. I did all this stuff to hide it.
00:40:19.000 And they were all talking about, don't worry, it'll be private.
00:40:22.000 And I started laughing.
00:40:23.000 Yeah, of course.
00:40:24.000 I was like, I go, private?
00:40:27.000 I go, there's no private anymore?
00:40:29.000 Of course.
00:40:30.000 That shit doesn't exist.
00:40:32.000 But did you find it, Jamie?
00:40:33.000 Yeah.
00:40:35.000 Yes.
00:40:35.000 Well, sort of.
00:40:36.000 The CNN logo?
00:40:38.000 I found CNN's version of what they said happened.
00:40:40.000 Oh, you can't read that.
00:40:41.000 Well, I know, but there's not a lot of articles about this.
00:40:43.000 Right after they have a pop-up that says race deconstructed.
00:40:46.000 What the fuck does that even mean?
00:40:48.000 Let's look for CNN Threats lawsuit.
00:40:49.000 I did.
00:40:50.000 There's a bunch of people like Trump threatening lawsuits to CNN that was taking over all of the searches.
00:40:54.000 There you go.
00:40:54.000 This is another site that talked about what happened, but I don't have the story.
00:40:58.000 But let's go for the independent.
00:40:59.000 It says, CNN accused of blackmailing Reddit user behind Trump's wrestling meme.
00:41:03.000 And there's the meme.
00:41:04.000 It's clearly a joke.
00:41:06.000 They put a CNN logo over a person's head.
00:41:08.000 Right, right.
00:41:09.000 Any assertion that the network coerced or blackmailed the user is false, says CNN. Well, maybe it is false.
00:41:17.000 So I went to what CNN had, and it goes deeper into the person that they talked to, and then who's a person on Reddit wrote these apologies, which then seems that's a little like, I don't see anybody on Reddit really ever doing that.
00:41:29.000 It may have happened, but that's not typical for me.
00:41:32.000 Well, listen to what he says.
00:41:33.000 Well, he might have been joking.
00:41:34.000 He says, first of all, I'd like to apologize to the members of the Reddit community for getting this site and this sub embroiled in controversy that should never have happened, he wrote.
00:41:46.000 I would also like to apologize for the post that...
00:41:52.000 For the post made that were racist, bigoted, and anti-semitic.
00:41:55.000 I am in no way this kind of person.
00:41:58.000 I love and accept people of all walks of life and have done so for my entire life.
00:42:01.000 Oh, he probably got contacted at work.
00:42:03.000 Of course he did.
00:42:04.000 Yeah, so they said they almost docked.
00:42:04.000 They basically docked him trying to find out who made this.
00:42:08.000 Hey, go back, go back, please.
00:42:09.000 I am not the person that the media portrays me to be in real life.
00:42:13.000 I was trolling and posting things to get a reaction from the subs at Reddit.
00:42:17.000 That's the thing that people have to understand about, like, Reddit and 4chan and all that stuff.
00:42:22.000 These people are having fun and they're saying things that are wildly inappropriate because they're wildly inappropriate.
00:42:30.000 And anonymous.
00:42:30.000 Right.
00:42:31.000 This is not their actual feelings on this subject.
00:42:34.000 When you read something and you see a frog with a Hitler helmet on, it's not that you're anti-Semitic.
00:42:39.000 It's that it's ridiculous to do.
00:42:42.000 But CNN was saying this meme was him calling for violence against CNN. That's a lie.
00:42:47.000 But did they really say that openly?
00:42:49.000 That's what we need to find out.
00:42:50.000 Yes.
00:42:51.000 Because CNN said they did.
00:42:52.000 If you search for the word CNN reserves the right, I'm pretty sure you'll find where they're threatening to lawsuit.
00:42:59.000 Well, it says on this part, it says CNN reserves the right to publish his identity.
00:43:02.000 Should any of that change?
00:43:03.000 Oh, my God.
00:43:05.000 What?
00:43:06.000 Should any of what change?
00:43:08.000 Any of what change?
00:43:11.000 This is on CNN? Yeah, that's why I was trying to say it.
00:43:14.000 That's why I used their words.
00:43:16.000 Hold on.
00:43:17.000 CNN is not publishing this gentleman's name because he's a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology for that fucking nonsensical meme.
00:43:28.000 Can you show the meme?
00:43:29.000 Can you show how silly it is?
00:43:30.000 But let's go to...
00:43:30.000 Hold on.
00:43:31.000 Showed his remorse by saying he has taken down, oh my god, all his effects.
00:43:36.000 This is on CNN. Joe, the last sentence is most important.
00:43:40.000 His statement could serve as an example to others to not to do the same.
00:43:43.000 If you make fun of us, we're going to find out who you are, and we're going to dox you.
00:43:48.000 But also, before that, look at this.
00:43:50.000 And because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again.
00:43:56.000 Yeah.
00:43:57.000 And then it also says CNN reserves the right to publish his identity, should any of that change.
00:44:02.000 Holy shit, that's a threat.
00:44:04.000 Of course it's a threat.
00:44:05.000 That is awful.
00:44:06.000 But they also reserve the right, I'm 99% sure to sue him.
00:44:10.000 Please post that meme again, because the meme is so innocuous.
00:44:14.000 And what year is this?
00:44:15.000 Is this like 2017?
00:44:16.000 You can see it at the very top in the URL. Okay, so that, isn't it crazy that the world has changed that much in four years?
00:44:22.000 Because it really has.
00:44:23.000 How so?
00:44:24.000 I mean, they're still pulling this shit.
00:44:25.000 Yeah, but they would never say anything like this anymore.
00:44:27.000 Yes, they would.
00:44:28.000 I don't think they would.
00:44:29.000 Oh, in a second.
00:44:29.000 I don't think they would.
00:44:30.000 They said worst about you.
00:44:31.000 Yeah, but I think the podcast...
00:44:33.000 No, they haven't.
00:44:35.000 No, they haven't.
00:44:35.000 By saying I took horse medication?
00:44:37.000 I mean, they're trying to make you out to be a clown, and Gupta called this the lion's den?
00:44:42.000 Like you're some kind of antagonistic?
00:44:44.000 No, no, no.
00:44:44.000 Listen, Gupta's a nice guy.
00:44:45.000 Let me clarify this, because this is important, because Gupta's getting attacked.
00:44:49.000 Sanjay Gupta is a neurosurgeon.
00:44:52.000 He's a guy who worked literally like a fucking 110 hours a week for years and years and years to become a neurosurgeon.
00:44:59.000 He's a socially awkward introverted guy who's a medical pundit on CNN. When he's communicating with them and he's doing these like short-form conversations when he's dealing with like a powerful personality like Don Lemon,
00:45:14.000 it's very difficult to get your point across.
00:45:17.000 One of the things that he's been accused of that is not correct is that people said that he agreed that it was a veterinary medicine.
00:45:22.000 That's not what he agreed.
00:45:24.000 What Don Lemon said, Don Lemon said that it was also used as a horse dewormer and it's not approved by the FDA for use for COVID. And he said that's correct.
00:45:38.000 That's what he meant was it's not approved for COVID. He tried to talk and Don interrupted him and He actually called me and we had a conversation about this.
00:45:46.000 Okay.
00:45:47.000 He's not a bad guy.
00:45:49.000 He's a very good guy, but he's also a guy that is a real practicing neurosurgeon, right?
00:45:54.000 So he's insanely busy and he's not up on all this propaganda.
00:46:00.000 Wait a minute.
00:46:01.000 You don't think he got...
00:46:02.000 I don't know about that.
00:46:03.000 I don't know.
00:46:03.000 So I'm asking from a place of ignorance, not a place of gotcha.
00:46:07.000 Do you not think that they gave him a call after this show and said, you got to go on Don Lemon and do damage control?
00:46:14.000 I think they invited him to go on Don Lemon's show and talk about it, for sure.
00:46:19.000 Yeah, of course.
00:46:19.000 And he also went on Aaron Burnett's show.
00:46:20.000 Yeah, and if they had their druthers, they would ignore you.
00:46:23.000 And they don't have that option anymore.
00:46:24.000 The Aaron Burnett one is hilarious.
00:46:25.000 Oh, I haven't seen that one.
00:46:26.000 Because I said to him, because he said, you should get a vaccine, even though you've already had COVID. And I said, why would I do that?
00:46:32.000 I said, you should get COVID. I go, you'd have real protection.
00:46:35.000 Yeah.
00:46:36.000 And Aaron Burnett, apparently, I haven't seen that.
00:46:38.000 Have you seen it?
00:46:39.000 My wife said it is a comedy sketch.
00:46:42.000 She goes, it's so hilarious.
00:46:43.000 She goes, it's bad acting, like soap opera acting.
00:46:46.000 She goes, do you think he really wanted you to get COVID? I haven't seen it, so we should watch it together in real time.
00:46:52.000 Yes, please, please.
00:46:54.000 But that is worse than what they said.
00:46:56.000 They're saying if they're implying that you want him to get COVID, that's really bad.
00:46:59.000 I do think you should get COVID. No, but you don't want him to get COVID in the sense that I hope you get sick.
00:47:03.000 No, I think it'd be good for his immune system.
00:47:06.000 Right, but you want him to get COVID and get healthy, not get COVID and die.
00:47:10.000 100%.
00:47:10.000 I love that guy.
00:47:12.000 I really do.
00:47:13.000 I really love him.
00:47:14.000 I think he's a really nice guy.
00:47:16.000 I really do.
00:47:17.000 I really, really do.
00:47:19.000 I'm a fan of Sanjay Gupta as a person.
00:47:21.000 I've had many chances to talk to him.
00:47:25.000 I'm going to send you something else, Jamie, that's important.
00:47:28.000 I like him.
00:47:30.000 My dealings with him, whether it was on the show or off the show...
00:47:34.000 Oh, I can't wait.
00:47:35.000 I can't wait.
00:47:35.000 I can't wait.
00:47:35.000 Let me hear this.
00:47:38.000 Yeah.
00:47:42.000 If you're like 21 years old and you say to me, should I get vaccinated?
00:47:46.000 This is not what I want, but go to the part.
00:47:49.000 This is all just old stuff.
00:47:50.000 This is me and him talking.
00:47:52.000 Yeah, go ahead.
00:47:52.000 Hit it there.
00:47:54.000 You're talking a lot of vulnerable people.
00:47:57.000 If you just said vulnerable people, that'd be a lot of people.
00:47:59.000 Yeah, older people, fat people, I think a lot of those folks.
00:48:03.000 My real concern is this urge to vaccinate children.
00:48:06.000 Yeah.
00:48:07.000 And I don't know what kind of data we have on the long-term effects of this, and I don't know what kind of data we have.
00:48:13.000 When you look at this study that shows that the 12 to 15-year-old boys are four to six times more likely, or what, is that the number?
00:48:20.000 Was that...
00:48:21.000 Whatever the number was, much more likely.
00:48:24.000 That scares s*** out of me.
00:48:25.000 Thankfully, it's really small numbers, period.
00:48:28.000 Right, period.
00:48:30.000 All right, Sanjay is with me now.
00:48:32.000 And Sanjay, of course, is also the author of the new book, World War C, Lessons from the COVID-19 Pandemic and How to Prepare for the Next One.
00:48:41.000 So Sanjay, look, I think this is really important because Joe Rogan is listened to and popular with a lot of people who aren't consuming mainstream media and mainstream science, right?
00:48:52.000 So you went on there, I know, to talk to him.
00:48:55.000 Pause, pause, pause.
00:48:56.000 How the fuck does she know that?
00:48:59.000 Just hold on a second.
00:49:00.000 I'll tell you how she knows it.
00:49:01.000 This is nonsense.
00:49:02.000 I'll tell you how she knows it.
00:49:03.000 Framing this narrative that unpopular people that don't consume mainstream media?
00:49:08.000 Here's how I know.
00:49:08.000 Just the math.
00:49:09.000 If you have a million viewers and they have a thousand, then you have 999,000 people who aren't consuming them.
00:49:15.000 That's just math.
00:49:16.000 Okay.
00:49:17.000 I see what you're saying.
00:49:18.000 Not consuming them.
00:49:20.000 But that's not real.
00:49:22.000 Because, okay, if that's mainstream media.
00:49:25.000 But mainstream media has thousands of options.
00:49:28.000 They're trying to make it out that people either listen to them or are crazy.
00:49:32.000 That's the framing.
00:49:34.000 But meanwhile, we've already proven that they're deceptive with this whole horse dewormer shit.
00:49:39.000 At best.
00:49:40.000 I can give you another example in a second.
00:49:41.000 Play it again.
00:49:42.000 Yes.
00:49:42.000 And to talk to people who listen to him.
00:49:45.000 You talked to him for more than three hours.
00:49:47.000 So what was the main reason that you made the decision to do that?
00:49:52.000 Yeah, I think it's exactly that, Aaron.
00:49:54.000 It's this idea that we've been at this for a couple of years.
00:49:57.000 Can we pause this?
00:49:59.000 This is not a knock on him, but isn't it clear that the main reason he was here was to sell his new book?
00:50:07.000 No, I invited him here.
00:50:08.000 No, but his book just launched, and more power to him.
00:50:11.000 I hope people buy it.
00:50:11.000 Yeah, but let me explain how it all went down.
00:50:15.000 We have a mutual friend.
00:50:17.000 Our mutual friend reached out to me and said, Sanjay Gupta would like to connect with you.
00:50:23.000 And I said, really?
00:50:23.000 Was this recently?
00:50:24.000 It was a month or so ago.
00:50:27.000 And I said, really?
00:50:28.000 And he goes, yeah.
00:50:29.000 He goes, Sanjay Gupta listens to your podcast all the time, and he's a fan of the show, and he wants to talk to you.
00:50:34.000 So I say, okay.
00:50:35.000 So we connect, exchange a couple text messages, and then we make a phone call.
00:50:40.000 And the phone call is like 45 minutes long.
00:50:42.000 And one of the things that he said is, I love the fact that you have this camaraderie with all your friends.
00:50:47.000 And he goes, it's a really wonderful thing to see.
00:50:49.000 I really enjoy your conversations.
00:50:50.000 He goes, I think you're a very open-minded and curious person.
00:50:54.000 I think that's really interesting.
00:50:56.000 And we have this really fun talk.
00:50:58.000 There's never a discussion of him doing my podcast.
00:51:00.000 Okay.
00:51:01.000 It was just...
00:51:02.000 Fun talk.
00:51:03.000 And then he says, I would love to have dinner with you.
00:51:05.000 And I said, I would love to have dinner with you too.
00:51:07.000 And I told him that I really respected the way he altered his opinion on marijuana when confronted with new data.
00:51:13.000 And we had a great conversation.
00:51:16.000 And then he reaches out and...
00:51:20.000 Tells me that, you know, he's going to be in Austin a certain amount of time, you know, at a certain point in time.
00:51:24.000 And I said, oh, I can't do that time.
00:51:26.000 I go, but listen, if you ever want to come in and do the podcast, I mean, if you like the podcast, I'd love to have you on.
00:51:32.000 I'd love to talk to you.
00:51:33.000 And he said, let me see if I can do that.
00:51:36.000 Yeah.
00:51:36.000 You have to get it cleared, yeah.
00:51:39.000 And then he says, would you be willing to be on CNN as well?
00:51:42.000 And I said, fuck no.
00:51:43.000 I said, I don't want to be on CNN. Because I'm worried about editing.
00:51:46.000 And they've already done it.
00:51:47.000 They did it with these clips.
00:51:49.000 And this is exactly what I was worried about.
00:51:51.000 And he's not an editor.
00:51:52.000 It's not in his hands.
00:51:53.000 And they need you more than you need them.
00:51:54.000 Well, I didn't think about it that way.
00:51:56.000 I'm just like, I just don't trust editing.
00:51:59.000 I just don't.
00:52:00.000 Because it's like, long form is where it's at.
00:52:02.000 You know, and it's one thing that clip edited.
00:52:05.000 Like these clips of me and Sanjay having disagreements about whether it's about horse dewormer or whether it's about children being vaccinated.
00:52:12.000 These are like 10 minute clips and they're not edited.
00:52:15.000 Not by me at least.
00:52:16.000 These are long ass clips.
00:52:17.000 I think that's fair.
00:52:19.000 But these, what they do on CNN, they take like 30 seconds soundbites.
00:52:22.000 So I'm like, you should get COVID. Yeah, I hope you get COVID, Sanjay.
00:52:27.000 So play it on, though.
00:52:29.000 Keep playing.
00:52:29.000 Now, I think we talk about this, obviously, on your program, on CNN, all the time, but there's a lot of people who still aren't getting the message.
00:52:39.000 And I don't know, maybe it was a silly idea of mine, but I wanted to go talk.
00:52:44.000 I think if you're serious about public health, you've got to go reach people who aren't typically hearing these messages.
00:52:50.000 And I think it's Joe, I also felt that Joe was willing to have a dialogue.
00:52:54.000 I mean, we had talked on the phone a couple of times.
00:52:56.000 He wanted to have this conversation.
00:52:58.000 So I thought there was room for a real dialogue out of which maybe some new knowledge for his listeners could come.
00:53:05.000 So I played part of the vaccination conversation, but as I said, it was three hours.
00:53:09.000 So it wasn't the only time you tried to convince Rogan to get vaccinated.
00:53:13.000 I wanted to play another instance during an exchange that you had when you guys were talking about immunity to COVID. Testing is obviously testing you to see if you have the virus.
00:53:25.000 The therapeutic is to treat you because you have the virus.
00:53:28.000 Yes.
00:53:28.000 I still think it'd be better not to get the virus.
00:53:31.000 I think it'd be better to get the virus and recover and have amazing immunity to it.
00:53:35.000 Wouldn't it be?
00:53:36.000 Well, you could get sick, though.
00:53:37.000 You know what I think you should do?
00:53:38.000 I think you should get vaccinated and then get sick.
00:53:41.000 Yeah.
00:53:42.000 This is why.
00:53:43.000 Because the vaccine protects you from a bad infection.
00:53:47.000 And then you get COVID, so then you get the robust immunity that's imparted from having the actual disease itself, which is far more complex and comprehensive than you're getting from the vaccine that targets one specific protein, right?
00:54:00.000 You could make that argument, I think.
00:54:01.000 Yeah, so that's the move.
00:54:03.000 Get vaccinated, let it wane, and hang around with a bunch of dirty people.
00:54:07.000 And then get a lot of therapeutics on hand so you can take care of it quickly.
00:54:11.000 I will see your recommendation.
00:54:15.000 And give you a recommendation.
00:54:16.000 You should have come out with us last night.
00:54:17.000 You probably would have caught it.
00:54:18.000 I almost did.
00:54:21.000 Now I know what your secret plan was.
00:54:23.000 No.
00:54:26.000 Now watch this.
00:54:27.000 So for you, Joe Rogan, I would say you've had it.
00:54:30.000 Yes.
00:54:31.000 So now get one shot of the vaccine.
00:54:32.000 No.
00:54:33.000 Why not?
00:54:33.000 Because I have better immunity than I would if I was vaccinated.
00:54:38.000 Okay, so Sanjay, I mean, as many times you try to explain that, I mean, the obvious things of nobody knows how long that natural immunity lasts or how it differs from person to person, and of course it would only be better if you had the vaccine on top of it, all of these basic facts.
00:54:51.000 Do you feel like you broke through or that he will ever embrace the vaccine?
00:54:59.000 I don't think so.
00:55:01.000 I hate to say that, but he just was very steadfast in this.
00:55:04.000 And when I cited him data saying, hey, look, there is the people who have natural immunity, people who have vaccinated immunity, and while the natural immunity may be strong for a period of time, reinfection rates are twice as high among people who have natural immunity versus vaccinated immunity.
00:55:20.000 I don't think that's true.
00:55:21.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:55:23.000 I don't think that's true.
00:55:24.000 Did he say that to you on the show?
00:55:25.000 No, he did not.
00:55:25.000 And if he did, I would have challenged him.
00:55:27.000 I've never heard that before.
00:55:29.000 Not only do I not believe that's true, but people who have been vaccinated have had breakthrough cases and died.
00:55:36.000 I think the number of people who have had COVID twice and died on the second time is...
00:55:44.000 Incredibly small.
00:55:45.000 I was reading an article about this recently, where they were trying to find instances of people who caught COVID, survived, got the antibodies, and then died on the second case.
00:55:54.000 Everyone that I know, I know four people that have, I know 13 people now that have had breakthrough cases.
00:55:59.000 So another thing that he said during the show that I didn't challenge, he said that breakthrough cases are incredibly rare.
00:56:05.000 They're not incredibly rare.
00:56:07.000 With time-dependent, let's call him Powell's breakthrough case.
00:56:10.000 But obviously he has a different situation because he had cancer.
00:56:13.000 I know 13 fucking people that have had breakthrough cases.
00:56:16.000 Michaela had it, Peterson.
00:56:17.000 Did she?
00:56:18.000 Yes.
00:56:18.000 Breakthrough cases?
00:56:18.000 Yes.
00:56:19.000 Yeah.
00:56:20.000 The number of people that have gotten COVID and recovered and then had it again and then died is so small.
00:56:29.000 Not only that, they think that there was an article that published recently, and I know I'm giving you a lot to Google, Jamie.
00:56:33.000 That said that there was a study that they believe that the antibodies imparted from natural infection are not only more robust, they're 6 to 13 times better based on the Israeli study of 2.5 million people.
00:56:48.000 6 to 13 times better than the immunity that's imparted from the vaccine.
00:56:53.000 But this study from this, when they were dealing with SARS, they're showing people that have immunity of SARS-CoV-1, right?
00:57:01.000 The original one.
00:57:02.000 That it's better, it's not just better than the vaccine, but people have immunity from SARS that have recovered from it 18 years later.
00:57:14.000 Like this article that was recently published with this study, they were saying they believe that it imparts lifetime immunity.
00:57:21.000 It may impart lifetime immunity.
00:57:23.000 So what she's saying, we don't know how long.
00:57:26.000 Can we rewind a little bit because it sounded so crazy.
00:57:29.000 Here's another thing we do know.
00:57:30.000 Johnson and Johnson.
00:57:31.000 There was an article about the Johnson and Johnson.
00:57:33.000 I'm giving you too much to Google.
00:57:35.000 I want to pause.
00:57:36.000 I found a recent artist.
00:57:40.000 So September...
00:57:42.000 COVID-19 antibodies persist.
00:57:44.000 Reduce reinfection.
00:57:46.000 Up to six months study finds.
00:57:48.000 The problem is that it's like...
00:57:52.000 Did not differ significantly over the six-month period.
00:57:54.000 Okay, the antibody's ability to neutralize COVID-19 did not differ significantly over the six-month period.
00:57:59.000 The problem is we have a limited amount of time, right?
00:58:02.000 We only have 18 months of people even having this disease.
00:58:04.000 But here's what we do know.
00:58:07.000 If they did not differ significantly, the vaccine did differ significantly.
00:58:12.000 Massively.
00:58:13.000 In fact, the Johnson& Johnson, find this one.
00:58:16.000 It went from 88% to 3% in six months.
00:58:22.000 That's fucking wild.
00:58:23.000 Well, they always talk about how you need boosters, so this is not even in dispute that the vaccines are limited.
00:58:28.000 I was under the impression, and again, I'm not Sanjay, I'm not a doctor, that once you have it, you're set for a very long time in terms of your antibodies.
00:58:35.000 I thought that was not in dispute.
00:58:37.000 It's not in dispute, except it's CNN, and this is why it's a problem.
00:58:41.000 And when she's saying that the people that listen to this podcast don't consume mainstream media, maybe that's why.
00:58:47.000 Maybe what you just did is why.
00:58:52.000 Here it is.
00:58:53.000 The researchers found that among more than 600,000 veterans, the J&J vaccines protection fell from 88% in March to 3% in August!
00:59:06.000 Moderna looks pretty good.
00:59:08.000 Moderna's vaccine protection against infection fell to 64% from 92%.
00:59:13.000 Pretty fucking good.
00:59:14.000 And Pfizer's declined to 50% from 91%.
00:59:17.000 Half as effective.
00:59:18.000 The Moderna one, though, has the most side effects because it's the most potent.
00:59:22.000 Okay.
00:59:23.000 So the thing is that Johnson& Johnson is the least potent, and Fauci has said recently that they should have probably made the Johnson& Johnson for two doses, not for one.
00:59:32.000 But it's also the way they discuss the vaccine.
00:59:34.000 There's several vaccines, and they're trying to act as if these are interchangeable, and that data is clearly showing the opposite.
00:59:40.000 Well, exactly.
00:59:41.000 They're clearly showing that that's the opposite, and they're also clearly showing a decline.
00:59:44.000 We know about the decline, and we also know that there's no decline, at least in six months, with natural immunity.
00:59:50.000 So she's saying this, and I don't know how much research she's done.
00:59:55.000 I don't want to give Erin Barnett a hard time.
00:59:58.000 I don't know how much research she's done.
00:59:59.000 I know she's probably got a narrative that she's been given by producers.
01:00:02.000 But if you don't have research, don't say it's a fact.
01:00:05.000 Just say, as far as I know, or my understanding is, because you have a doctor there who can correct you.
01:00:10.000 Yes.
01:00:10.000 That's her job, to be like, look, why is the medical correspondence there if you don't know?
01:00:13.000 Michael, you've done a lot of these shows, and I think part of, and this is, again, I don't, I have no disagreement with Erin Burnett.
01:00:18.000 I think the problem is these goddamn short-form shows.
01:00:22.000 This is no way to discuss something that's incredibly nuanced and very difficult to discuss and very important, and you're dealing with the differences in, there's so many variables in terms of age, in terms of, Immune systems, health.
01:00:37.000 There's so many factors that we need to take into consideration when we're talking about people that get sick.
01:00:42.000 But I disagree with you, because it's not a short-form thing.
01:00:44.000 Like you said, I've done a lot of these shows, and a lot of times I'm talking out of my ass.
01:00:47.000 So what I make sure to say is, it is my understanding, or as far as I know, or I was under the impression that.
01:00:54.000 You coach it in those terms, so the person listening will be like, this is my opinion, and I'm not completely informed.
01:01:00.000 She is saying, this is her quote, basic facts.
01:01:04.000 That's a very different way of framing what she's saying.
01:01:06.000 Well, also, when she's saying that you're not going to talk him into getting the vaccine, I don't fucking need the vaccine.
01:01:11.000 Did you understand?
01:01:11.000 I've recovered from COVID. And why is it so important for her to have him talk you into taking this vaccine?
01:01:17.000 Because this is the narrative.
01:01:18.000 This is the mainstream narrative.
01:01:20.000 And they know that if they say it that way, they won't receive any criticism except from fringe people like me.
01:01:25.000 But if they say it any other way, then people will come down on them and call them an anti-vaxxer.
01:01:30.000 Right, right.
01:01:31.000 They're calling fucking Eric Clapton an anti-vaxxer.
01:01:34.000 He's been vaccinated!
01:01:36.000 And a racist.
01:01:36.000 Did you see what Rolling Stone did?
01:01:37.000 I didn't see what Rolling Stone did, but I saw what the LA Times did.
01:01:40.000 The Rolling Stone, I believe it was Rolling Stone, had an arc about a history of Eric Clapton's racist remarks.
01:01:44.000 So as soon as he pushes back the narrative, they go digging, and now he's a racist.
01:01:49.000 What did he say that they said was racist?
01:01:50.000 I didn't read the article.
01:01:51.000 Good for you.
01:01:52.000 Well, Rolling Stone also printed a completely fake story about gunshot victims in Oklahoma needing to wait to get into the ER because there were so many people that were overdosing on horse medication, which is a fucking total lie.
01:02:08.000 Not only that, the amount of ivermectin you would need to take to have an overdose is fucking massive.
01:02:13.000 But Joe, didn't they also have a picture of people lining up outside wearing winter coats in Oklahoma?
01:02:18.000 And the article was in the summer.
01:02:19.000 Yes.
01:02:20.000 In Oklahoma in fucking August.
01:02:21.000 Yeah.
01:02:22.000 It's so dumb.
01:02:23.000 It's so dumb.
01:02:24.000 It's not dumb because if you were raised to look at these people as arbiters of truth, you would never think to question them.
01:02:31.000 Well, Rolling Stone's a weird thing because it's more of a culture magazine than it is anything.
01:02:34.000 Right.
01:02:35.000 But they're venturing into this clickbait world.
01:02:37.000 And that's what this is.
01:02:39.000 This is clickbait.
01:02:40.000 I don't think it's clickbait at all.
01:02:41.000 I don't think they expect people to click on that headline.
01:02:43.000 I think they just want to pass the narrative.
01:02:45.000 They're not expecting you to read that article about what Eric Clapton said that was racist.
01:02:48.000 They're expecting you to think Eric Clapton equals racist equals bad.
01:02:51.000 Well, maybe that.
01:02:52.000 Maybe the Eric Clapton thing.
01:02:54.000 But I think they do want you to click on it because that's where they make their money.
01:02:56.000 They're not interested in money.
01:02:57.000 They're interested in Oh, I don't think that's the truth of Rolling Stone.
01:03:00.000 With Rolling Stone magazine, I have a deep respect for journalism and I have a deep sympathy for the times they're in.
01:03:08.000 Because no one is buying print anymore.
01:03:10.000 Right.
01:03:10.000 Everyone's consuming everything online.
01:03:12.000 Sure.
01:03:12.000 The only way to get clicks is to...
01:03:14.000 I have friends that are journalists that tell me, their editors tell them this.
01:03:19.000 That you have to, even if you're being deceptive in your headlines, and maybe sometimes they will submit something with one headline and it'll be changed.
01:03:29.000 But yeah, they often don't write their own headlines.
01:03:31.000 Right, exactly.
01:03:32.000 It'll be changed.
01:03:33.000 I've had that happen.
01:03:34.000 That's the issue.
01:03:35.000 And they're trying to get as many people to click on it as possible, and if they can do it by being deceptive, it can make a difference if 10-15% clicks, which is huge!
01:03:44.000 Or maybe even more!
01:03:46.000 They're fucking starving, right?
01:03:48.000 There's no one paying for this shit.
01:03:50.000 No one's paying for journalism.
01:03:51.000 I pay for a few.
01:03:53.000 But very few people are paying to subscribe to the New York Times, or the Washington Post, or Rolling Stone.
01:03:58.000 They're just consuming things online, and they have an abundance of options.
01:04:03.000 There's so many options.
01:04:04.000 To get people to click on things, you have to make it inflammatory.
01:04:07.000 You have to make it outrageous.
01:04:09.000 But I also think making it inflammatory gives them power because if you're the one who's getting an emotional reaction of a person, you're creating a bond with them.
01:04:18.000 I see your point, but I don't think that's the motivation.
01:04:21.000 I think the motivation is not power, it's finances.
01:04:24.000 I think they're trying to make money.
01:04:26.000 They're trying to make money in a dying business.
01:04:28.000 If they were trying to make money, they would have changed their tactics over the last few years, and they haven't.
01:04:32.000 They've just been doubling down on that which is destroying them, thank God.
01:04:35.000 Yeah, but clickbait is a good tactic if you want to get people to click on your stuff.
01:04:40.000 But if it's working, then why are they dying?
01:04:42.000 Well, they're dying because they're just in a bad market.
01:04:44.000 But that's just an excuse.
01:04:46.000 Every market is bad.
01:04:48.000 Every market is good or bad doesn't mean the individual organization is going to do well or poorly.
01:04:52.000 I think the only people that are thriving in this market are the Matt Taibbi's and the Glenn Greenwald's and the Barry Weiss's who are independent, who have low overhead and have moved to Substack.
01:05:01.000 Those are the people that are thriving.
01:05:03.000 Because people are like, someone, or the Alex Berenson, someone please tell me the truth.
01:05:07.000 Tell me the truth.
01:05:08.000 Tell me.
01:05:09.000 But this is also why people who work at these kind of institutions, they do not have it in them to have people attract them on a personal level.
01:05:18.000 So they have to repeat the party line because someone who works for Let's Suppose Reason magazine isn't going to be someone whose podcast you're going to want to listen to or the sub stack you're going to subscribe.
01:05:26.000 Maybe.
01:05:27.000 Maybe they are.
01:05:28.000 I mean, look, there's a lot of individuals that work for these organizations that are kind of trapped inside of these weird...
01:05:33.000 Of course.
01:05:34.000 Yeah.
01:05:34.000 Because that's the only way they get status and stature, because they have that credential.
01:05:37.000 If they were in Substack or in the free market, no one's going to listen to what they have to say.
01:05:42.000 Or they started out 20 years ago, and it was a viable option.
01:05:46.000 In 2001, that was the way to go.
01:05:48.000 Oh, hell yeah.
01:05:49.000 I look at the New York Times, my parents brag about me, my friends.
01:05:51.000 Dude, I used to deliver it just because it was a cool thing to deliver.
01:05:55.000 Really?
01:05:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:05:56.000 You were a paperboy?
01:05:56.000 Yeah, so I was a paperboy.
01:05:57.000 But I was proud to deliver the New York Times.
01:06:00.000 I used to deliver the Boston Globe, that was my main account, and then I also had the Boston Herald, and I got a New York Times account.
01:06:06.000 I was like, I'm But it was too much of a pain in the ass cuz I lived in Boston and like the routes were so Wide like I would have to drive like seven miles to drop off 30 papers It was too crazy whereas with Boston I would go this house gets it this house gets it that house doesn't this house get it was so many houses got the globe and then the Herald was like half the amount and then the times is like 1 8th the amount of Boston a lot of people did get the times but you gotta A blue bag for
01:06:36.000 the New York Times.
01:06:37.000 The New York Times had a blue plastic bag.
01:06:39.000 It was beautiful.
01:06:40.000 Something threw up in after.
01:06:41.000 Yes, because I would have different clear bags for the Herald and clear bags for the Boston Globe, but the New York Times had a blue bag.
01:06:48.000 That's cool.
01:06:49.000 I'd chuck that blue bag.
01:06:50.000 And I'd drive by those houses.
01:06:51.000 I'm like, those people are sophisticated.
01:06:53.000 They're reading the New York Times.
01:06:54.000 But that's why they're reading the New York Times, so they can portray themselves as sophisticated.
01:06:57.000 That's what they're selling.
01:06:57.000 It's not just the clickbait, it's that status.
01:07:00.000 Sure.
01:07:00.000 Well, in 1987, when I was doing this, it was like a big deal.
01:07:04.000 You know, it's like that was the only way you got the news.
01:07:07.000 There was no internet back then, ostensibly.
01:07:09.000 Do you want to watch the rest of this Aaron Burnett thing?
01:07:11.000 You can, but it's the same shit.
01:07:13.000 The poor guy is a fucking, it's a hostage video.
01:07:15.000 Right, that's the thing.
01:07:17.000 Yeah.
01:07:17.000 It's a hostage video with Don Lemon.
01:07:19.000 It's a hostage video with Aaron Burnett.
01:07:21.000 And I'm telling you, I know Sanjay Gupta as a person.
01:07:25.000 He's a very good guy.
01:07:27.000 The hate that he's getting is undeserved.
01:07:29.000 And meanwhile, I'm the subject of the disinformation, right?
01:07:32.000 I'm the guy who had the conversation with him.
01:07:34.000 And when he's saying that he walked into the lion's den and he was worried that I was going to throttle his neck, that's his attempt at humor.
01:07:40.000 He's a fucking neurosurgeon.
01:07:42.000 These people are socially awkward people who are...
01:07:48.000 What their main focus of study is, like, is fixing human bodies, right?
01:07:53.000 That's what he does.
01:07:54.000 So he works as a medical correspondent for this major network who, again, I don't even blame them.
01:08:01.000 I don't blame Aaron Burnett.
01:08:03.000 I don't even blame Don Lemon or fucking Brian Stelter.
01:08:05.000 They are who they are.
01:08:07.000 And I definitely don't blame Jeff Zucker.
01:08:10.000 Jeff Zucker, like I said, I like that guy.
01:08:12.000 If I saw him today, I'd give him a hug.
01:08:14.000 He's a really good guy.
01:08:15.000 How is he a good guy if they're spreading all this?
01:08:18.000 Because he's managing its scale.
01:08:20.000 It's fucking preposterous.
01:08:21.000 This machine that they have, this CNN media empire trying to collect all these news stories and filter it.
01:08:28.000 I'm sorry.
01:08:28.000 So if you have an organization that in part is dedicated to spreading misinformation and leading to war, which means lots of people dying.
01:08:35.000 I don't have to spark.
01:08:36.000 Go for it.
01:08:37.000 Someone's got to be the bad guy.
01:08:38.000 They can't all be good, innocent people.
01:08:42.000 Let's blame the dead people.
01:08:43.000 As soon as they die.
01:08:45.000 Colin Powell?
01:08:45.000 Yeah, that guy.
01:08:46.000 Yeah, sure.
01:08:47.000 He did, you know, misinform at best on the floor of the UN. Who's the bad guy?
01:08:53.000 What do you mean?
01:08:53.000 Who's the worst bad guy?
01:08:55.000 What's our real problem?
01:08:57.000 I think it's the corporate...
01:08:58.000 Oh, the universities, that's for sure.
01:09:00.000 The bad guys at the universities.
01:09:01.000 That is a problem.
01:09:02.000 Yeah, they're the villains.
01:09:02.000 Why are they so bad?
01:09:04.000 Because that's where the poisoning starts.
01:09:06.000 That's when they teach everyone to kind of promulgate these demented ideas and spread them out through academia or through entertainment, through the corporate press.
01:09:14.000 Dude, the government has come in and glued my blunts.
01:09:17.000 Look, all of a sudden they're on fire and look...
01:09:21.000 No smoke is coming out of them.
01:09:22.000 This is how they're trying to stop me.
01:09:24.000 What happened there?
01:09:25.000 What's going on?
01:09:25.000 I don't fucking know.
01:09:26.000 I'm telling you.
01:09:27.000 I've been gone for a week.
01:09:28.000 I went elk hunting.
01:09:30.000 I come back and my blunts don't work.
01:09:34.000 Where's Alex?
01:09:35.000 Get Alex on the phone.
01:09:36.000 Why do my blunts work?
01:09:37.000 Alex is right down the street.
01:09:38.000 We can go get him.
01:09:44.000 Better?
01:09:46.000 Yeah, this one's working.
01:09:47.000 But I'm surprised when you agree that things are getting chaotic, things are getting out of control, and you're saying no one's to blame?
01:09:57.000 No one's a bad person?
01:10:00.000 It's not that no one's to blame.
01:10:01.000 It's no individual is to blame, and it's not their intent to do things wrong.
01:10:07.000 They get caught in a trap.
01:10:08.000 You ever been in an argument with someone, like you hate someone, you don't like them, and then some way or another, either they reach out to you or you reach out to them, and then you become friends?
01:10:18.000 Yes.
01:10:19.000 Yeah, that's humans.
01:10:21.000 This way of communicating that we're doing, where I'm talking shit about them and they're talking shit about me, like, I'm a very friendly person.
01:10:29.000 If I'm with those people in a room, we'd have a different perspective on each other.
01:10:33.000 Sure.
01:10:34.000 The problem is communication.
01:10:36.000 And I think that's the problem with everything.
01:10:38.000 Even the way CNN does what they do, like, the only reason why they're allowed to do what they do is because no one's there to say, hey, This is not right.
01:10:48.000 This is not accurate.
01:10:49.000 This is not true.
01:10:50.000 That's communication.
01:10:51.000 They have no two-way communication.
01:10:53.000 When you have one-way communication, you run the risk of being this person who disseminates disinformation or propaganda without even realizing what you're doing is wrong.
01:11:07.000 But they have plenty of two-way information because they're called on their crap all the time on social media.
01:11:11.000 And they see it, and now they have choice to respond to it.
01:11:14.000 Right.
01:11:14.000 They double down.
01:11:15.000 The thing is, like, they don't respect social media.
01:11:18.000 They don't think of social media as being an accurate representation of what the people think.
01:11:22.000 They think it's a bunch of assholes.
01:11:23.000 Sure, but just because someone's an asshole doesn't mean that what they're saying is inaccurate, case in point.
01:11:29.000 You?
01:11:29.000 Yes, me.
01:11:31.000 But the thing is, they lie.
01:11:34.000 Here's a good example.
01:11:35.000 There we go.
01:11:36.000 There we go.
01:11:36.000 God, I'm going to get a contact high.
01:11:37.000 Take that in.
01:11:38.000 Take it in.
01:11:39.000 You do not want to see me high.
01:11:40.000 I do want to see you high.
01:11:41.000 How come you're scared?
01:11:43.000 You said you're more mean.
01:11:44.000 What are you, Aaron Burnett?
01:11:46.000 He's scared!
01:11:47.000 You saw him!
01:11:48.000 That's him!
01:11:48.000 He's scared!
01:11:49.000 That's Keith Olbermann.
01:11:50.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:11:50.000 Sorry, Keith Olbermann.
01:11:50.000 He's the one who called me scared.
01:11:52.000 He called me Mr. Afraid.
01:11:53.000 Yeah.
01:11:54.000 Ooh, Mr. At least said Mr. Oh, my God.
01:11:58.000 Little does he know, I like being afraid.
01:12:00.000 You can't...
01:12:01.000 Look, I'm sure he's a nice person, a friendly person, Jeff Zucker.
01:12:05.000 But if he's seeing all this feedback, and he's organizing his organization in the same way that has prior, that causes people to end up lying, that the buck has to stop somewhere.
01:12:17.000 Well, this is one instance where I can prove that it's a lie.
01:12:20.000 And it's like, it's in your face, and it's because it's me as a human being, you know, and I'm aware of it.
01:12:26.000 We have this thought that a large percentage of what CNN and most mainstream media sites say are curated and cultivated and there's a motivation behind it and it's not objective sort of You know,
01:12:43.000 like, what's the gold standard of news today?
01:12:45.000 I mean, I don't even...
01:12:46.000 I mean, my gold standard of news now is independent people.
01:12:49.000 Correct.
01:12:50.000 You know, it's like Crystal and Sagar from Breaking Points.
01:12:54.000 It's The Hill.
01:12:55.000 It's like these independent...
01:12:57.000 The new Hill's not bad.
01:12:59.000 They're very bad.
01:13:00.000 Really?
01:13:00.000 Yes, they're really bad.
01:13:01.000 If you look at their tweets, they're really bad and they're dishonest.
01:13:04.000 I don't mean their tweets, I just watch their show.
01:13:05.000 The show is different, but I'm talking about the organization, the publication.
01:13:09.000 But are you saying that this idea that they construct a false reality is not an accurate idea?
01:13:15.000 I think it's pretty obvious that some of it is false.
01:13:18.000 I just don't know how much of it is false.
01:13:19.000 I can give you one example I had queued up.
01:13:21.000 Okay.
01:13:21.000 We remember during the 2020 Democratic presidential debates, Right?
01:13:27.000 The moderate members of the party were looking for a non-Bernie alternative to Bernie and Biden wasn't doing well.
01:13:33.000 And Officer Harris started doing very well in the polls.
01:13:36.000 Then there came a...
01:13:37.000 Officer Harris?
01:13:38.000 Officer Harris.
01:13:39.000 Oink, oink.
01:13:39.000 Then there became a...
01:13:42.000 Then there was the debate, and our girl Tulsi fried that pig, just like a Hawaiian knows how to do.
01:13:48.000 Oh, she sunk that battleship.
01:13:50.000 Right?
01:13:50.000 So not only, and then all the clip reels had that.
01:13:53.000 There was a series of articles when Kamala Harris dropped out of the presidential race.
01:13:57.000 None of them mentioned her.
01:13:59.000 They all pretended it wasn't a factor.
01:14:01.000 If it wasn't a factor, why was it in the clip reels, and why was it making headlines?
01:14:06.000 Jamie, if you go to fucktards.org.
01:14:08.000 What?
01:14:10.000 That's a website?
01:14:11.000 Yeah, I have it.
01:14:14.000 I also have ChristopherCuomo.com.
01:14:16.000 Do you really?
01:14:17.000 Oh yeah.
01:14:17.000 If you go to FuckTards.org, you can see my tweet threads from 2019, article after article talking about Kamala Harris, and none of them mentioning Tulsi Gabbard.
01:14:27.000 That is a lie.
01:14:29.000 To say that Tulsi didn't nuke her in a post-mortem of her campaign is dishonest.
01:14:36.000 And creating a narrative.
01:14:37.000 Isn't she the most fascinating, Tulsi?
01:14:39.000 She's the most fascinating because she checks all the boxes and yet they don't want to have anything to do with her.
01:14:45.000 She's a woman of color, right?
01:14:47.000 Hindu.
01:14:47.000 She is a congresswoman for eight years, check.
01:14:52.000 She is a veteran who was deployed overseas twice in a medical unit, experienced the horrors of combat and the consequences, check.
01:15:02.000 All those things.
01:15:03.000 She's progressive.
01:15:04.000 She's open-minded.
01:15:06.000 She displays all the leadership qualities that you would ever want from a president.
01:15:11.000 You want yourself a woman president?
01:15:13.000 That's your girl right there.
01:15:14.000 I liked her a lot better when I thought she was going to do my show.
01:15:20.000 So now I've gotten a little softer on Tulsi.
01:15:22.000 The way you can get with her is you have to do it through me like I sneak you in on a show with her.
01:15:28.000 That's the only way.
01:15:30.000 That would be the only way.
01:15:31.000 That would be absolutely hilarious.
01:15:31.000 I just want you to meet my friend Michael Miles.
01:15:33.000 No, I've met her.
01:15:34.000 On a show.
01:15:35.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:15:36.000 That would be hilarious.
01:15:37.000 She'd probably laugh.
01:15:38.000 She would go with it, man.
01:15:39.000 I'm telling you.
01:15:40.000 She's a surfer.
01:15:42.000 Surfers know how to go with it.
01:15:43.000 I mean, I don't know her deeply and forever, but what I've met, you know, the conversations I've had with her, she's a real person.
01:15:51.000 I'm impressed.
01:15:52.000 I don't know what the fuck it takes to be a president.
01:15:55.000 I mean, I think you need a unicorn.
01:15:57.000 You need a fake person.
01:15:59.000 Like, to really do it the way everybody would be happy.
01:16:01.000 It's a non-winning race.
01:16:04.000 You know what you need.
01:16:05.000 You need Depends, hair plugs, and some dentures.
01:16:08.000 And a whole lot of ice cream.
01:16:10.000 Not more!
01:16:11.000 Less!
01:16:13.000 My favorite Biden is angry old man, get off my lawn, Biden.
01:16:17.000 When the mask drops and he starts yelling at people, it's hilarious.
01:16:21.000 Meanwhile, Jamie, I sent you this, right?
01:16:22.000 You need to see this.
01:16:23.000 Because after I said that to him, I think you should be vaccinated and then get COVID. Bam!
01:16:29.000 Look at this article in the Courier-Mail.
01:16:31.000 If you're fully vaccinated against COVID, the next step to improve your immunity may be to actually catch the virus.
01:16:38.000 Folks, listen.
01:16:39.000 I was joking around with Sanjay, and we were drinking whiskey.
01:16:42.000 This is another thing that Aaron Burnett didn't bring up in that clip.
01:16:45.000 We were drinking.
01:16:46.000 Like, we're being silly.
01:16:48.000 I was like, I think you should get COVID. Like, I don't really hope he gets COVID. I hope COVID gets eradicated.
01:16:53.000 I hope they get therapeutic so that no one ever gets COVID again.
01:16:55.000 This is what I really hope.
01:16:57.000 But when I was saying that, it's not...
01:16:59.000 Like, when he's saying, I should get vaccinated, and I'm telling him, well, there's a greater chance of complications if you've already had COVID and get vaccinated, and I have friends that have actually been vaccinated after COVID, and most of them were fine, but three of them that I know personally got fucking wrecked.
01:17:15.000 How wrecked?
01:17:16.000 What happened?
01:17:16.000 Wrecked.
01:17:16.000 Well, one of them started developing fluid in his body.
01:17:19.000 Holy shit!
01:17:19.000 Oh, that's not a joke.
01:17:20.000 Oh, okay.
01:17:20.000 Well, it's Craig Jones.
01:17:22.000 Okay.
01:17:22.000 He's one of the best Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belts on the planet.
01:17:26.000 He's an elite-level athlete, like an Olympic-class athlete.
01:17:29.000 He was a part of the Donaher Death Squad, and now they formed a new jiu-jitsu team called the B Team.
01:17:34.000 But when it comes to grappling, the world is so small and there are no phonies.
01:17:38.000 There's no phonies in terms of top-flight competition.
01:17:41.000 He's at the top of the heap.
01:17:42.000 He's as good as it gets.
01:17:44.000 There's a couple of, like Gordon Ryan's, maybe, he's the elite of the elite.
01:17:48.000 Gordon Ryan's the elite of the elite.
01:17:49.000 But there's like Gary Tonin, Craig Jones.
01:17:51.000 There's so many guys.
01:17:53.000 He's undeniable, right?
01:17:54.000 So he gets a shot after he's already had COVID. He was doing a show.
01:17:59.000 And they wanted him to do it.
01:18:00.000 And he got pressure.
01:18:01.000 He's like, alright, do it, do it.
01:18:02.000 His reaction was so bad.
01:18:04.000 Like, he breathes through COVID. But having this, he was in bed for 11 days.
01:18:08.000 He was wrecked.
01:18:09.000 And he posted on his Instagram.
01:18:11.000 He's got videos of him touching his body.
01:18:13.000 And his...
01:18:14.000 I don't know what had happened.
01:18:16.000 But part of this side effect, whatever it was, had filled the side of his body with fluid.
01:18:22.000 They didn't know what the fluid was.
01:18:24.000 They just told him to like, you know, come in if it gets worse, but just you're just gonna have to let your body reabsorb this fluid.
01:18:32.000 So he's got this like bag of water.
01:18:35.000 This is like a super lean athlete.
01:18:38.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:18:38.000 And he's got the, I mean, you know, like, looks like a swimmer type dude, like a Michael Phelps type body.
01:18:43.000 And he's got this side of his body that's just like, look at this.
01:18:47.000 Oh my god.
01:18:48.000 Yeah, so there's a video where he touches it.
01:18:50.000 Oh my God!
01:18:51.000 Yeah.
01:18:52.000 There's a video on his Instagram.
01:18:53.000 It's like Total Recall with that thing coming out of him.
01:18:55.000 It was weird, right?
01:18:56.000 This is something that can happen.
01:18:59.000 It's not normal, but it can happen.
01:19:02.000 It's like the thing is like this long-term data question.
01:19:04.000 Everybody wants to pretend that that's not something that we should think about.
01:19:07.000 When it's been something we should think about.
01:19:09.000 Oh God.
01:19:09.000 Yeah.
01:19:10.000 So this is his normal side of his body and then the other side of his body.
01:19:13.000 COVID gives you dad bod.
01:19:15.000 Yeah.
01:19:15.000 The vaccine.
01:19:16.000 He doesn't know what it is.
01:19:17.000 And no one knows what it is.
01:19:19.000 But here's the other thing.
01:19:20.000 There are things that this vaccine is encased in.
01:19:26.000 There's like...
01:19:27.000 What is it?
01:19:28.000 Propene, glycol...
01:19:29.000 What is it?
01:19:30.000 There's like a...
01:19:31.000 But hold on a second.
01:19:31.000 There's a thing that these little...
01:19:35.000 That the actual vaccine itself is encased in that people sometimes have...
01:19:43.000 Allergies to, and it's in shampoo.
01:19:46.000 It's a common chemical.
01:19:48.000 Like the sulfites?
01:19:50.000 No.
01:19:52.000 I'm trying to remember the name of it.
01:19:54.000 Propene glycolate or some shit like that, but it's in shampoo, and it's also in some of the vaccines, and it's like a part of how they made it.
01:20:04.000 And some people have allergic reaction to it.
01:20:06.000 Sam Harris had a really good point about this.
01:20:09.000 He said if you give a million people peanuts, Of course.
01:20:12.000 You're going to have a lot of problems.
01:20:13.000 Of course.
01:20:13.000 He's 100% right.
01:20:15.000 So this is not saying that you shouldn't do it.
01:20:18.000 This is saying that this is just facts.
01:20:20.000 These are facts we're talking about.
01:20:22.000 It's Russian roulette.
01:20:23.000 You're going to spend enough time.
01:20:25.000 Someone's going to get the bullet.
01:20:26.000 This guy didn't get the bullet, but that was one shot of a vaccine.
01:20:30.000 He was supposed to take another shot after that because he was from Australia.
01:20:34.000 So he's going to travel back and forth.
01:20:37.000 I'm still fixating on how you're saying these aren't bad people when they're trying to make...
01:20:41.000 Yeah, this is it.
01:20:43.000 How do you say that?
01:20:45.000 Polyethylene glycol.
01:20:47.000 Polyethylene glycol.
01:20:48.000 So that's the stuff.
01:20:49.000 I know a guy who plays for the NFL. I've had a conversation with him about this.
01:20:54.000 He's an elite athlete, and he is worried because he has an allergy to that stuff.
01:21:00.000 Some people have an allergy to fucking...
01:21:03.000 You know, ragweed or whatever the fuck it is.
01:21:05.000 Dogs, cats.
01:21:06.000 Literally everything.
01:21:07.000 Everything.
01:21:08.000 My friend Brian, his mom, if she has one of those Brazil nuts, dead.
01:21:13.000 One nut will kill her like a bullet.
01:21:14.000 Don't look up what I used to call those in the 30s.
01:21:18.000 Okay.
01:21:19.000 Whoever listening to this, don't Google this.
01:21:21.000 I would normally say, yeah, definitely Google it.
01:21:24.000 But since you don't want me to Google it, I'm not going to Google it.
01:21:28.000 So he's 100% right.
01:21:30.000 But here's the thing.
01:21:32.000 There's an argument for covering all the bases.
01:21:37.000 And this is not being discussed.
01:21:39.000 My problem that I'm having with the narrative...
01:21:43.000 It's not that vaccines aren't effective, because they definitely are effective.
01:21:46.000 They definitely seem to keep people from getting as sick.
01:21:50.000 They definitely impart some protection.
01:21:53.000 I think they're really important for older people.
01:21:55.000 I think they make a big difference.
01:21:56.000 And peace of mind.
01:21:57.000 That is useful for a lot of people.
01:21:59.000 That's something that should be swept under the rug.
01:22:00.000 A hundred percent, because anxiety can exacerbate your immune system and fuck it all up.
01:22:04.000 But here's the thing.
01:22:06.000 This is only one part of this giant puzzle.
01:22:09.000 And my confusion on this, I understand where it's coming from, but my frustration is that it's really obvious that other things can be done to enhance our immune systems and there's no promotion of that.
01:22:25.000 Whether it's a change in diet, whether it's exercise, whether it's meditation, there's a lot of things that you can do to enhance your immune system and none of those are being discussed.
01:22:34.000 The only thing that's being discussed is things that are capable of generating money.
01:22:38.000 That's it.
01:22:39.000 I don't think it's about money.
01:22:40.000 I think it's about power, and I don't understand- But why would you have power if you don't have money?
01:22:43.000 Do you not watch Scarface, motherfucker?
01:22:45.000 I haven't.
01:22:46.000 Tell him, Jamie.
01:22:47.000 First you get the money.
01:22:48.000 Then you get the chugger.
01:22:50.000 And then?
01:22:51.000 Then you get the pussy.
01:22:52.000 See?
01:22:53.000 It's Scarface, bro.
01:22:54.000 It's not a documentary.
01:22:55.000 What?
01:22:57.000 Unlike The Matrix.
01:22:58.000 It's a Brian De Palma movie written by Albert Stone.
01:23:01.000 If I don't understand how you can say these aren't bad people when they are trying to internationally create a society where if you do not get this vaccine, which in many cases, like your MMA guy, Having deleterious consequences, these people are going to be fired and can't go to a supermarket.
01:23:18.000 That is not something, there's room for nuance in this and they're trying to make it as if it's a black and white issue, which it is clearly not, as with anything medical.
01:23:27.000 I think you're right in that respect.
01:23:29.000 That's all I'm saying.
01:23:30.000 I think it's all about your intent.
01:23:33.000 And I think most of these people, their intent is not to hurt people.
01:23:40.000 Their intent is to control.
01:23:41.000 I don't think that's true.
01:23:43.000 I think control is a natural consequence, in this instance, of people that truly believe they're trying to do the right thing and they're attached to a machine that wants control.
01:23:54.000 Ultimately.
01:23:55.000 It's not a machine.
01:23:55.000 Someone's running that machine.
01:23:56.000 It's not spontaneous.
01:23:58.000 But it's like a corporation, isn't it?
01:23:59.000 Sure.
01:24:00.000 There's a diffusion of responsibility.
01:24:01.000 But someone's setting the guidelines and someone's setting the protocol and someone's setting the narrative.
01:24:05.000 And it's probably your boy Jeff Zucker.
01:24:07.000 Who is it if it's not him?
01:24:09.000 They believe it.
01:24:10.000 This is the thing, man.
01:24:11.000 You know, I remember when I was on sitcom and people would talk about the people that were making these shows.
01:24:17.000 I remember this is like pre-internet conspiracy theory.
01:24:21.000 The people that are making this show, the reason they call it programming, they're programming America.
01:24:26.000 But then I meet all the people who make these shows.
01:24:28.000 And what they're trying to do is make things that they would watch.
01:24:31.000 It's a natural consequence of that, that by doing that, you can...
01:24:36.000 Comfort people with narratives that are really familiar, like the six million dollar man always wins.
01:24:41.000 CNN is not about comforting people.
01:24:42.000 CNN is about getting people worked up.
01:24:44.000 You're right, but listen to me here.
01:24:46.000 And the other networks do.
01:24:47.000 I don't want to single them out here in this regard.
01:24:48.000 They create this stuff thinking this is what you're supposed to create.
01:24:51.000 I think this is where we're getting confused.
01:24:53.000 We think of it as like all these people that you went to college with and hung out with when you're young and now they work for CNN and they're evil.
01:25:00.000 That's not what's going on.
01:25:01.000 That's exactly what's going on.
01:25:03.000 They go to college as normal kids and then they leave as evil robots who are trying to destroy this country.
01:25:09.000 Okay, but let me ask you this.
01:25:10.000 If they're a good person in college, what happens, what is going on that sucks someone into a situation?
01:25:17.000 Let's not call it CNN, let's call it ENN, the Evil News Network.
01:25:21.000 Sure.
01:25:22.000 If you go to Evil News Network and you start off as a good person like a Michael Malice, what turns you into an evil person?
01:25:31.000 No, no, no, no, no, okay.
01:25:32.000 Good and evil I don't think are useful necessarily in this context.
01:25:36.000 What I'm saying is you go to the university and you are punished if you do not follow the overwhelming philosophy and you're rewarded if you are submissive and repetitive and are going to promulgate that philosophy once you leave the university system.
01:25:52.000 In the same way that everyone – if you go to McDonald's in – I think?
01:26:15.000 We're going to have this perception of unanimity.
01:26:21.000 It's not a conspiracy.
01:26:23.000 They're all just trained at the same places to believe certain things, and they were punished severely for not believing those things.
01:26:30.000 I agree with most of what you're saying, but do you think that there's an overlord?
01:26:35.000 How do you think the- No, it's decentralized.
01:26:37.000 It's completely decentralized.
01:26:39.000 What happened is over 100 years ago, people like Richard Eli, who started the American Economics Association, I talked about this in an old book of mine that you write, basically his idea is we need to introduce the idea of a mixed economy into economics.
01:26:51.000 This whole classical liberal thing isn't working for us.
01:26:53.000 This is like 1910s, 1900s.
01:26:56.000 As a result of that, there's an understanding.
01:26:58.000 They talk about the university about creating the next generation of leaders.
01:27:02.000 What that means, it's an Orwellian way of saying we're training people who are going to be the overclass, who are going to rule and manipulate the country for good reasons.
01:27:13.000 And if you're a member of the overclass, you have stature.
01:27:15.000 You have status.
01:27:17.000 It's important for you to be perceived as a good, honest person, but I'm still a good, honest person above the rest of you.
01:27:24.000 And when the rest of you start criticizing me and start being defiant, you're confused because you were trained to think you are in a position to rule over them and lead over them.
01:27:34.000 So is it a natural state where groups lead over other groups?
01:27:38.000 Yes.
01:27:39.000 Right?
01:27:39.000 It seems like if you looked at the human race objectively, if you didn't attach yourself to culture, you looked at it objectively, like how many of these groups of humans Form into this organization where one person rules with fear and force.
01:27:54.000 It's almost never because he's got to have a bunch of people around him.
01:27:58.000 Right, but one person is usually the top.
01:28:01.000 Sure.
01:28:02.000 Like there is a pyramid structure.
01:28:03.000 Sure.
01:28:03.000 There's definitely a group of people around him.
01:28:05.000 But they all turn out like that.
01:28:07.000 Like none of them turn out to be like, let's all have no boss and everybody just be nice to each other and we don't need cops.
01:28:15.000 Fire people will be people that are standing by for emergencies, things like EMTs.
01:28:20.000 This is my whole anarchist worldview.
01:28:21.000 I understand this is why I want to talk to you about this.
01:28:24.000 Sure.
01:28:26.000 If we could assure...
01:28:28.000 Like, look, here's a perfect example.
01:28:30.000 If you, me, and Jamie lived on an island, we wouldn't need cops.
01:28:34.000 Correct.
01:28:34.000 So, Lord of the Flies is one of the most fucked up books in history.
01:28:37.000 Yeah.
01:28:38.000 Because the premise of Lord of the Flies, which we're all taught in high school, it's still a signed reading, is if you had a bunch of kids stuck in a desert island...
01:28:45.000 They'd start killing each other and be savages and it'd be violent, right?
01:28:49.000 Because the idea, the Hobbesian idea is civilization is very thin underneath that human beings are basically violent.
01:28:54.000 That's not true.
01:28:55.000 Human beings are basically animals, but we're benevolent social animals.
01:28:58.000 And in fact, we don't even have to guess because there was a real story.
01:29:02.000 A bunch of kids did get shipwrecked on an island together.
01:29:04.000 They were lived together for 18 months and they got along so well.
01:29:09.000 And in fact, when one kid broke his leg, they didn't crush his skull in.
01:29:12.000 They made him, they set his leg.
01:29:15.000 They gave him a throne.
01:29:16.000 They treated him like a king.
01:29:17.000 And when they found these kids, they were all thriving and getting along well together.
01:29:21.000 So this is a very big lie.
01:29:24.000 The reason Survivor, that show, the reason that people have to fight, because they have to vote each other off.
01:29:30.000 But if you watch the show, the first thing is, let's put together a tent to live in.
01:29:34.000 Let's gather food.
01:29:35.000 Everyone works together very well.
01:29:36.000 And the threat of violence is not really there.
01:29:38.000 It's a complete myth.
01:29:39.000 But I absolutely see what you're saying.
01:29:42.000 But I think...
01:29:44.000 I would be remiss if I didn't point out that people vary widely.
01:29:47.000 A hundred percent.
01:29:48.000 And you have to worry about the murders and rapists.
01:29:50.000 You could get the wrong guy on an island and then you have a slaughter fest and people start cannibalizing people.
01:29:55.000 All it would take is the wrong guy to kill one of the people and to keep everybody in fear and then everybody would plot to kill that guy and he would try to kill you when you're sleeping and then the next thing you know it's a fucking, it's a terrible story.
01:30:09.000 Or you could have Lord of the Flies Turned out, the way you're saying, where the kids get together and they help each other and the kid breaks his leg and everybody comes together.
01:30:18.000 That's possible too.
01:30:19.000 Sure.
01:30:19.000 But it depends on the humans.
01:30:21.000 No.
01:30:21.000 There's people that you're not going to fix in a fucking traumatic, dangerous situation.
01:30:27.000 Like, there's sociopaths and crazy fucks out there and ex-cons.
01:30:31.000 You're not going to fix them.
01:30:32.000 They're politicians.
01:30:33.000 That's the political class.
01:30:34.000 I'm not joking.
01:30:35.000 But humans.
01:30:36.000 But any human.
01:30:37.000 Like, if you get a thousand humans, one of them is going to be out of his fucking mind.
01:30:42.000 And if you were on a boat with that guy, and that boat gets shipwrecked, and then you realize that no one is in charge, and that motherfucker could just run shit and tell you that he eats all the coconuts, and you gotta fight him, and he's bigger than you, and you're like, fuck!
01:30:55.000 That's how it goes down.
01:30:57.000 It's not always the guy gets his leg broke and everybody lives together.
01:31:01.000 Human beings vary wildly.
01:31:04.000 Yeah, but you're describing politics.
01:31:06.000 You're describing politicians.
01:31:08.000 Basically, they're that guy who convinces everyone else to stop I think?
01:31:36.000 Yeah, and it ignores nuance.
01:31:39.000 It ignores what it means to be a person.
01:31:41.000 But that's all these people in the corporate press.
01:31:44.000 They all ignore nuance.
01:31:45.000 The whole point of it is everyone has to get the vaccine, even children.
01:31:49.000 And if you have any questioning about this, like, what about this MMA guy, the circumstances?
01:31:54.000 Well, you're an anti-vaxxer.
01:31:55.000 It's a lie.
01:31:56.000 It's a weird one too, right?
01:31:58.000 Because it's one where you're propping up these corporations that you had been deeming evil forever.
01:32:05.000 This is no judgment call.
01:32:07.000 It's just an analysis of the way human beings look at pharmaceutical companies.
01:32:11.000 For decades, if you talked about pharmaceutical companies like But Joe, don't you get it?
01:32:29.000 A corporate journalist is the same as a tobacco executive.
01:32:32.000 They're selling a deadly product, and the battle is won when the average American regards them as the same.
01:32:37.000 That's what they're doing.
01:32:39.000 The same thing, that diffusion of responsibility that we talked about.
01:32:42.000 You have a big corporation.
01:32:44.000 So corporations, there was an article that was written.
01:32:47.000 I'm trying to remember who wrote it.
01:32:48.000 It was a while ago.
01:32:49.000 And it was saying corporations are psychopaths.
01:32:53.000 Yeah, sociopaths.
01:32:54.000 Sociopaths, yeah.
01:32:55.000 And then they laid out what a sociopath is and what a corporation is.
01:33:01.000 And like, there's...
01:33:02.000 There's a thing where it's not a person anymore, but it has all this power.
01:33:05.000 It seems to be like it's always going to try to get ahead.
01:33:10.000 And if things are always going to try to get ahead and they're not going to take into consideration the way it makes people feel, because you're not thinking about feeling anymore when you deal with numbers, right?
01:33:19.000 So you have a corporation that's battling other corporations.
01:33:21.000 What are you battling for?
01:33:22.000 Market share, stock prices, there's numbers.
01:33:25.000 Like, numbers are not feelings, but we operate on feelings.
01:33:29.000 So if we are part of a corporation, then we're a part of a thing that doesn't take into consideration what it means to be us, to be feeling.
01:33:36.000 But this has historically been the strongest aspect of the left, which is skepticism of corporate America, and understanding that giant corporations do not care about mom and pop or you, that they are there to get money, and that they have no choice, because they have a duty to their shareholders to make as much profit as possible,
01:33:53.000 And this whole corporate responsibility is often a good veneer for this.
01:33:56.000 But now, it's like we have to be on our knees blowing Pfizer because they're saving us all.
01:34:01.000 And people on the left were saying this with a straight face.
01:34:04.000 Well, it's crazy because what it is, is it's great evidence that this idea of parties is bullshit.
01:34:12.000 Yes.
01:34:13.000 And that human beings, we operate on this really wide range.
01:34:17.000 It's a giant spectrum, and we should have agreements of how things go and what's important and what's not important, and we should talk about these things, but we have to recognize, first and foremost, that we're instinctively tribal.
01:34:31.000 It's a part of our DNA, and it's fucking us up.
01:34:34.000 Because we have this need.
01:34:36.000 So if you have anxiety, if you have a problem, we have this need where there's another person out there who is your enemy.
01:34:43.000 And you think about them.
01:34:44.000 And whether you call them a Republican or whether you call them Libertarians, those people are your enemy.
01:34:50.000 And if you're freaking out all the time, thinking of this other group of humans that probably shares way more in common with you than they don't, like when it really gets down to politics, like what does everybody really care about in life?
01:35:01.000 They care about their loved ones.
01:35:02.000 They care about finances.
01:35:04.000 They want to make sure we don't go to war.
01:35:05.000 They want to make sure that, you know, soldiers are protected and the streets are safe.
01:35:09.000 I don't think they want soldiers to be protected.
01:35:12.000 Why do they send them in harm's way?
01:35:14.000 I mean, they want them to be okay, even if they send them in harm's way.
01:35:17.000 I don't think they care at all.
01:35:19.000 You don't think who cares at all?
01:35:20.000 Like the Liz Cheneys?
01:35:22.000 I think they're detached from it.
01:35:24.000 I think you have a good point.
01:35:25.000 I think Liz Cheney wants you to send her body parts because that gets her off.
01:35:29.000 Well, they definitely can justify, right?
01:35:31.000 Of course.
01:35:32.000 They find a way to justify military actions that are not well thought out and good people die.
01:35:38.000 Yeah.
01:35:39.000 And bad people die.
01:35:40.000 I don't want bad people to die either.
01:35:41.000 I think a lot of folks die under false premises, right?
01:35:44.000 Yes.
01:35:44.000 False pretenses.
01:35:45.000 Yes.
01:35:45.000 That was the thing that keeps getting brought up.
01:35:48.000 There's a book called The Nurture Assumption, and she makes the point in that book that humans define themselves by opposition.
01:35:53.000 So if you have a bunch of kids and a bunch of grown-ups, the kids will perceive themselves as kids.
01:35:57.000 But once the grown-ups leave, it divides into boys and girls, because we find ourselves, who I am is I'm not that.
01:36:03.000 Right, that makes sense.
01:36:05.000 And then, you know, look, there's people that will form into groups like Mac versus PC, and they'll shit all over Mac users.
01:36:12.000 You shit all over me because I had an Android last time I was on here.
01:36:15.000 I will continue to do that, even though I also have an Android.
01:36:18.000 I have a Samsung Galaxy Ultra.
01:36:21.000 I got an iPhone for my birthday in July.
01:36:23.000 I still haven't switched, and I apologize to Jess.
01:36:26.000 Listen, I like them both, but I like fucking with people.
01:36:29.000 I hate fucking with people.
01:36:31.000 I know you do.
01:36:32.000 It's the worst.
01:36:33.000 You're so against that.
01:36:35.000 I hate it.
01:36:36.000 It's my worst thing.
01:36:38.000 There's no greater troll that's ever lived than you.
01:36:40.000 Oh, Andy Kaufman?
01:36:41.000 I feel like you're the best.
01:36:41.000 Andy Kaufman is better than me.
01:36:43.000 I think you might be a little funnier than Andy.
01:36:44.000 Holy shit, this is literally the biggest compliment I've ever gotten in my life.
01:36:47.000 I'm an Andy Kaufman fan and everything.
01:36:48.000 I have a signed picture of him, and I haven't hung it out in my house yet, but I'm going to.
01:36:52.000 You have a lot of larger body of work to draw from.
01:36:54.000 He died very young, of course.
01:36:57.000 He also didn't have the internet.
01:36:59.000 If Andy Kaufman had the internet, oh my god, could you imagine his podcast?
01:37:03.000 It'd be crazy.
01:37:04.000 He'd probably be like reading F. Scott Fitzgerald.
01:37:06.000 You know what it'd be like?
01:37:06.000 It'd be like Norm's.
01:37:07.000 Norm Macdonalds.
01:37:08.000 You know, Andy Kaufman might have done something really weird, you know?
01:37:12.000 Do you know, like, do you remember when Stephen Wright was writing a book one tweet at a time?
01:37:18.000 No, he did?
01:37:19.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:37:20.000 He's hilarious.
01:37:22.000 I don't know what he ever did with that.
01:37:24.000 I mean, it's exhausting to try to remember what you just read 12 hours ago from this.
01:37:30.000 Well, it's like those old comic strips.
01:37:31.000 Like, Dick Tracy takes six months to fight Flattop, and it's like, you guys have been in this car since January.
01:37:36.000 It's July.
01:37:38.000 But he wrote a book.
01:37:40.000 I think it was one tweet at a time.
01:37:42.000 It was like a few sentences.
01:37:44.000 You know, 140 characters.
01:37:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:37:46.000 But I'm pretty sure it was a whole book.
01:37:49.000 Which is like, Jesus, imagine you're just so lazy, you only write 140 characters a day.
01:37:54.000 Well, I only write a page a day when I'm writing.
01:37:55.000 But it's not even that he's lazy, it's just it was a fun idea for him.
01:37:58.000 He had that joke about, like, I was reading this great murder mystery called The Dictionary.
01:38:02.000 Turns out the zebra did it.
01:38:03.000 Like, that is fucking brilliant!
01:38:07.000 You know, the problem with those guys is, from a writing perspective, they're all non-sequitur.
01:38:11.000 So it's so hard to put together your bits and it's so hard to know what you said already.
01:38:16.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:38:16.000 Like, if you do three shows a night, which is what we used to do, we used to do like Saturday night, three shows a night.
01:38:20.000 If you did three shows a night, by the time you get to that third show, you're like, what show is this?
01:38:24.000 What have I said already?
01:38:25.000 Do you know who the best of that is?
01:38:26.000 Is Neil Hamburger, who's my favorite comedian.
01:38:28.000 Oh, Neil Hamburger's brilliant.
01:38:30.000 What a character.
01:38:31.000 Yeah, he's like a Tony Clifton figure, basically.
01:38:33.000 Yeah.
01:38:34.000 He opened up for Louie once at the improv.
01:38:36.000 Did they boo him?
01:38:37.000 No, they loved him.
01:38:38.000 They loved him.
01:38:39.000 It was really good.
01:38:40.000 He was on.
01:38:41.000 He was on that night.
01:38:42.000 But the character is so preposterous.
01:38:45.000 So over-the-top asshole.
01:38:46.000 I saw him in LA once at the Echo or the Satellite.
01:38:49.000 I forget what it's called.
01:38:51.000 And ahead of me at the table were a couple on a date.
01:38:53.000 And I see the girl who's basic as fuck turn to her date.
01:38:56.000 She goes, what is this?
01:38:58.000 What?
01:39:00.000 Wait, this is the best Neil Hamburger moment.
01:39:02.000 So he was opening for Tenacious D in Ireland or England, right?
01:39:05.000 Sorry to confuse the two.
01:39:06.000 They didn't know who he was.
01:39:07.000 They're booing the fuck out of him.
01:39:09.000 And he goes, alright, alright.
01:39:11.000 Do you guys want to see Tenacious D? Do you guys want to hear your heroes of my Tenacious D? Okay, if I do this next joke and you don't boo me, I'll bring out Tenacious D. And he goes, uh, what did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for her birthday,
01:39:27.000 for Christmas?
01:39:28.000 Well, he raped her.
01:39:30.000 So, like...
01:39:31.000 Two people laugh.
01:39:32.000 Two people laugh.
01:39:33.000 Hold on.
01:39:34.000 And then he goes, oh, thanks for that reaction.
01:39:36.000 I guess I'll do an encore!
01:39:37.000 And he stayed there for another ten minutes.
01:39:39.000 Is this it?
01:39:40.000 Holy shit.
01:39:51.000 They're all saying, off, off, off, off, wow.
01:39:55.000 Look at those animals.
01:39:56.000 That's the worst way to do comedy, by the way.
01:39:57.000 People standing up.
01:39:59.000 I realized that when I went to see Doug Stanhope once, who's a good friend of mine.
01:40:03.000 I'd never seen a show where I was in the audience standing up.
01:40:06.000 I was like, oh my god, this is terrible.
01:40:08.000 I was like, I'll never have a show like this again.
01:40:10.000 Because after a while, your back hurts, your fucking neck.
01:40:12.000 You're looking around.
01:40:13.000 Hey, your feet were hurting.
01:40:14.000 It's all concrete.
01:40:15.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:40:16.000 Shout out to the waitresses out there, all walking around on fucking concrete all day.
01:40:20.000 Trying to get elbowed away through people.
01:40:22.000 Dude, some of those gals, when I watch them at the Comedy Store, I'm like, the fucking poise to carry a tray of drinks and walk through drunks, a maze of stumbling drunks, and the sheer number that are successful versus, like, crashes.
01:40:36.000 Like...
01:40:37.000 That's amazing.
01:40:38.000 Have you talked to Chappelle about all the shit he got for that last special?
01:40:42.000 Yeah, a little bit.
01:40:43.000 We've texted back and forth.
01:40:44.000 He's just riding out the storm.
01:40:47.000 He's not a homophobic or transphobic person.
01:40:51.000 He makes fun of himself.
01:40:53.000 There's a bit in that special about him getting molested and jerking off in a man's face.
01:40:59.000 Yeah.
01:41:00.000 I mean, this is, or coming in a man's face.
01:41:02.000 Look, it's fun.
01:41:05.000 It's just making jokes.
01:41:07.000 That doesn't mean hate.
01:41:08.000 This is the problem with today.
01:41:10.000 If you don't have an enemy, you make an enemy.
01:41:14.000 And this is a real problem with people.
01:41:17.000 We look for things.
01:41:19.000 Like, if there's people that really hated you and they were the enemy, people that just joked around about stuff wouldn't be thought of as the enemy.
01:41:26.000 It's like, and as the level of people truly hate you drops, You start looking for equilibrium in what you're upset about.
01:41:33.000 And so now you're more upset about jokes.
01:41:35.000 Now silence is violence.
01:41:37.000 And now you can't just be this, you have to be that.
01:41:40.000 And it becomes this weird control level where people start to conflate.
01:41:47.000 When you start equating jokes with real feelings, They're not the same thing.
01:41:54.000 Well, I don't think that's what it is.
01:41:55.000 I think they're trying to put different individuals or groups on a pedestal and kind of make them sacred.
01:41:59.000 And when you have someone comes along and knocks them off that pedestal, all of a sudden you're trying to undo what I'm trying to do, which is to make this person holy.
01:42:05.000 And now you are my enemy because your agenda is the opposite of mine.
01:42:09.000 Fully agree.
01:42:10.000 I was getting to that.
01:42:11.000 No, it's okay.
01:42:13.000 You're right, though.
01:42:13.000 100%.
01:42:14.000 But it's these ideas that you can't make fun of are dangerous.
01:42:20.000 They're not good for anybody.
01:42:22.000 They're not good for the people to hold those ideas, whether it's about who you are or what you do.
01:42:28.000 The idea that no fun can be had about any of this is crazy.
01:42:32.000 Because the idea is that then all fun is done maliciously and out of hate.
01:42:36.000 And we know as friends that is just not true.
01:42:39.000 All my fun is malicious.
01:42:41.000 Well, it's also funny.
01:42:42.000 If you and I were fucking with each other, we're saying ridiculous shit to each other, we would both be smiling while we did it.
01:42:49.000 This is what Roast Battle's all about.
01:42:51.000 My friend Brian Moses.
01:42:53.000 This is what a lot of what Kill Tony's about.
01:42:55.000 It's fun.
01:42:56.000 There's fun in making fun of each other.
01:42:58.000 And we have to accept that.
01:43:00.000 And then I need to know your real feelings about gay people.
01:43:03.000 Your real feelings about trans people.
01:43:06.000 Your real feelings about all religions and all races and all ethnicities.
01:43:11.000 But we gotta be able to joke around about each other.
01:43:13.000 And if you get down to Dave Chappelle's real feelings, he's a lovely person.
01:43:18.000 He's one of the nicest people I've ever met in my life.
01:43:21.000 He loves everybody.
01:43:23.000 He's not a hateful soul.
01:43:25.000 He's beyond jealous.
01:43:28.000 He's just a guy who loves this art form called stand-up comedy and he tries to do his best navigating through this world of talking shit about things and saying outrageous things that get huge laughs or Placating really sensitive groups that feel like they're in a protected class and then the other people that pile on to that that also feel like this is a protected class and they equate to Any jokes with hate.
01:43:57.000 And this is where they're wrong.
01:43:59.000 Like, I'm telling you that Dave Chappelle does not hate anyone or anything.
01:44:03.000 He's not that person.
01:44:05.000 His jokes are just that.
01:44:07.000 They're just jokes.
01:44:07.000 And if you really pay attention to what he's saying, Whether you agree with him or not in some of his jokes, like whether or not they're funny, just really pay attention to the overall message.
01:44:17.000 It is in no way transphobic.
01:44:20.000 It's just not.
01:44:21.000 But this is a way for low-status people to try to compete with Dave and try to get on his level.
01:44:26.000 Because if I'm some kind of rando journalist and I take down Dave Chappelle or Joe Rogan or somebody else, this elevates my status and my rank and takes him down a peg, and that's useful for me from an evolutionary point of view.
01:44:38.000 You're absolutely right.
01:44:40.000 You can't be denied.
01:44:42.000 If you're a person and you're looking up at a guy like Dave Chappelle, he's at the highest of high levels.
01:44:46.000 Right.
01:44:47.000 You have to equate that in anything you think about when you think about a guy like Dave Chappelle.
01:44:54.000 But then you also have to realize that the problem is in listening to everybody You're gonna get a certain group of people that want people to not be able to work anymore.
01:45:07.000 They want to, like, stop you.
01:45:09.000 They want to pull things down.
01:45:11.000 They want to change, like, what's available.
01:45:13.000 You don't have to like it.
01:45:15.000 Like, here's the thing about Dave Chappelle.
01:45:17.000 Look, he's clearly the most popular comedian on planet Earth.
01:45:22.000 Right.
01:45:23.000 He's number one.
01:45:25.000 He's clearly one of the greatest comedians that's ever lived.
01:45:28.000 Clearly.
01:45:29.000 So Obviously a lot of fucking people like him and what you want is people do not have access to him.
01:45:36.000 Right.
01:45:36.000 When you have options You don't have to like it, but if you want Netflix to take it down and you say it's hateful This is this is an incorrect way to do this If you want to make your own special about what was wrong with Dave Chappelle's special- Or go on YouTube with your monologue like Keith Alderman.
01:45:53.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.
01:45:53.000 Go for it and good luck to you and maybe you'll have a point That person that you're criticizing can take into consideration and go, maybe I could do better at this.
01:46:03.000 Because if something does bother you, if someone says something ridiculous about you, and it doesn't make any sense, it doesn't have any effect on you.
01:46:10.000 The things that bother people is things that are at least slightly accurate.
01:46:13.000 But I think this just kind of speaks to what we were talking about earlier, how they're trying to have their be...
01:46:18.000 In the same way how...
01:46:26.000 Right.
01:46:28.000 That's a problem.
01:46:46.000 I think the problem is he created a journalistic version of the Streisand effect.
01:46:51.000 I think that's the problem.
01:46:52.000 Well, it's encouraging people to watch Chappelle?
01:46:53.000 Yeah, it's encouraging, for sure.
01:46:56.000 That special's giant.
01:46:57.000 Yeah, oh yeah, for sure.
01:46:58.000 And all the controversy's only been good.
01:47:00.000 And the controversy's bullshit, because it's not like he's Howard Stern back in the day.
01:47:04.000 Well, it's not only that.
01:47:05.000 What he's saying in this, he's telling a story about a real person that he was close with that died, that died.
01:47:12.000 Became friends with him through comedy.
01:47:14.000 There's a whole story to it.
01:47:16.000 I don't want to give it up because I think you should watch the special.
01:47:19.000 I toured with Dave.
01:47:20.000 We did a lot of shows together.
01:47:22.000 This is his story that he had about this person that he loved that died.
01:47:29.000 It's not a transphobic story, but there's jokes in there.
01:47:33.000 And in those jokes, he's poking fun at everything, including himself.
01:47:37.000 I mean, this is a part of his act.
01:47:39.000 It's part of any comics act.
01:47:40.000 There's a lot of it that's just designed to be funny while he's telling a story.
01:47:46.000 It's one of the things that Dave does so well.
01:47:48.000 He tells these stories and he figures out a way to get his point across while being really funny.
01:47:55.000 But when you're going to be really funny, you're going to make fun of yourself, you're going to make fun of other people, you're going to make fun of everything.
01:47:59.000 But that doesn't equal hate.
01:48:01.000 And that's how men demonstrate camaraderie.
01:48:03.000 Yes.
01:48:04.000 You have the Jewish guy, you have the Italian guy, you have the Puerto Rican guy, you have the black guy.
01:48:08.000 Everyone's busting each other's chops, and that's how you symbolize that you're comfortable with each other.
01:48:13.000 I'm safe with you by saying things that would get me in trouble in other contexts, and I trust you enough to know that you're not going to use that in a bad way, that we're all bros here.
01:48:22.000 Dude, I had a podcast the other day with Tony Hinchcliffe and Brian Redband.
01:48:25.000 I have to meet Tony.
01:48:26.000 Oh, you've never met Tony?
01:48:27.000 I've never met Tony.
01:48:28.000 Tomorrow night, what are you doing?
01:48:30.000 I guess I'm hanging out with Tony.
01:48:31.000 Yeah, we'll go to Vulcan Gas Company.
01:48:33.000 We're working together tomorrow night.
01:48:34.000 Okay, perfect.
01:48:35.000 The two biggest bitches in Austin, me and Tony.
01:48:39.000 He'll fight you.
01:48:41.000 So the Kill Tony thing is like Tony Hinchcliffe and David Lucas have been friends forever.
01:48:47.000 David Lucas is this hilarious up-and-coming comic.
01:48:50.000 And every time David Lucas does, he does like one minute of new comedy every week on Kill Tony.
01:48:55.000 So he goes up, he does stand-up, and then Tony and him have this back and forth where they shit on each other.
01:49:00.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:49:01.000 And it's fucking magic.
01:49:04.000 Because when Dave shits on Tony, Tony's laughing hard.
01:49:07.000 Of course!
01:49:07.000 When Tony shits on Dave, Dave's laughing hard.
01:49:09.000 But that is, in a lot of people's eyes, hate.
01:49:13.000 That's hate speech.
01:49:15.000 But this is what's wrong with this criticism of Dave Chappelle.
01:49:18.000 Scott Adams made that point that he thinks that 25% of the population has no sense of humor.
01:49:22.000 When I did Lex's 200th episode, we introed the episode with me dressed like him and I did my Lex Friedman impression.
01:49:29.000 But that's me making fun of him.
01:49:30.000 It was such a brotherly embrace.
01:49:32.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:49:33.000 I mean, be careful of people who won't laugh at themselves.
01:49:37.000 Yeah, or tell you that's not funny.
01:49:39.000 Laughter is not a thought, it's a reaction.
01:49:42.000 Or not tell you about failure.
01:49:45.000 Yeah.
01:49:46.000 Friends that have never had their heart broken, friends that have never failed, where they just literally wanted to just jump off a bridge.
01:49:53.000 Oh, yeah.
01:49:55.000 That's important.
01:49:56.000 I need to know that you're going through the same weird experience that I am.
01:49:59.000 Dude, I just had the most traumatic experience and this is going to be such making me the butt of a joke and I don't fucking care.
01:50:05.000 I'll tell it.
01:50:06.000 I just moved to Austin.
01:50:08.000 I paid for the exclusive truck because I have a lot of shit.
01:50:11.000 Exclusive truck?
01:50:11.000 Meaning sometimes they have the truck where they move the boxes from one truck to another like in Maryland.
01:50:16.000 So sometimes things get lost.
01:50:17.000 I want you to drive straight from New York to Austin.
01:50:20.000 One truck.
01:50:20.000 Yeah, one truck.
01:50:21.000 Okay, got it.
01:50:22.000 As I've told you on the first time I was on this show many years ago, I have a denim collection.
01:50:27.000 Okay?
01:50:28.000 30 pairs, one for every day of the week, every month.
01:50:31.000 I'm going through all the boxes.
01:50:32.000 I have 100 boxes, all my shit.
01:50:34.000 The denim's gone.
01:50:36.000 And then I'm like, the thing is, when you lose something that means a lot to you, even though it's just sentimental, and the thing is with raw denim, it takes years to break them in and so on and so forth.
01:50:44.000 There might be an Excel sheet involved that I'm not going to talk about.
01:50:48.000 But the thing is, when they've taken that, you have to wonder, what else have I missing?
01:50:52.000 So every day when I was unpacking these boxes, I was like, what?
01:50:56.000 And I'm not going to remember what's gone, because it's like, I have what I have, but I don't remember what was left in Brooklyn.
01:51:02.000 And last week, I was opening up this wardrobe box, which was as tall as me, seven-eighths empty, and under some frames was all my denim.
01:51:10.000 It was like pulling a sofa out of a wallet.
01:51:13.000 And I almost cried.
01:51:15.000 But it was so stressful for that month of waking up every morning and just dreading unpacking.
01:51:22.000 You want to talk about first world problems.
01:51:25.000 That is the first world problem.
01:51:25.000 A dude who talks for a living can't find his broken in pants.
01:51:30.000 Yeah.
01:51:31.000 And I found him.
01:51:32.000 So...
01:51:33.000 There's guys out there digging into the side of a mountain in the Congo with a stick to try to get the minerals to use to make your iPhone, and people are listening on that iPhone to you talking about you couldn't find your pants.
01:51:47.000 I know.
01:51:47.000 I only had one pair, the one I brought on my flight, but I found them, so it worked out.
01:51:52.000 Regular pants are bullshit.
01:51:54.000 They really are.
01:51:55.000 You need to get yourself some stretchy jeans.
01:51:57.000 Stretchy?
01:51:57.000 Well, I have a few stretchy pairs.
01:51:59.000 Why are you laughing?
01:52:00.000 If he's got a denim collection, his reaction to...
01:52:03.000 How do you not have...
01:52:03.000 I have some stretch...
01:52:04.000 You don't have, like, RevTown jeans?
01:52:06.000 Do you have any of those?
01:52:06.000 RevTown?
01:52:07.000 I've never heard of that.
01:52:07.000 Bitch, the people made Under Armour, they made these jeans.
01:52:10.000 I could head kick you in this.
01:52:11.000 That's a cool story, but I've got...
01:52:13.000 These are made with Japanese persimmon tannin.
01:52:17.000 I don't want anything from another country.
01:52:19.000 I want things from America!
01:52:20.000 America!
01:52:21.000 God damn it.
01:52:22.000 Did you know that canvas is what the original...
01:52:26.000 Yeah, duck jeans.
01:52:28.000 No, the original jeans were made out of hemp.
01:52:30.000 That's what they used to make durable clothes out of.
01:52:33.000 But they still make canvas jeans now.
01:52:35.000 It's like an old-timey hipster thing.
01:52:37.000 Canvas was made with hemp.
01:52:38.000 That's why canvas comes from the cannabis plant.
01:52:41.000 Mona Lisa was planted.
01:52:43.000 That was literally painted on hemp.
01:52:44.000 Oh, that I didn't know.
01:52:46.000 Hemp was responsible for most paper before they figured out how to do the...
01:52:51.000 When they figured out how to make paper out of regular trees, it's so shitty in comparison.
01:52:58.000 You ever have a piece of hemp paper?
01:52:59.000 No.
01:53:00.000 Oh my god, it's crazy.
01:53:01.000 Really?
01:53:02.000 It's the weirdest thing ever.
01:53:03.000 It's like, we're used to this.
01:53:04.000 We're used to like, a child could rip it.
01:53:07.000 Hemp paper is not rippable.
01:53:09.000 I mean, it's rippable.
01:53:10.000 Oh, it's almost like a fabric?
01:53:10.000 It's difficult.
01:53:11.000 It's like, whoa.
01:53:12.000 Like a t-shirt or something?
01:53:13.000 It confuses you.
01:53:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:53:14.000 Yeah.
01:53:15.000 It's like, I don't know what, let's Google this.
01:53:18.000 How much stronger is hemp paper than regular wood pulp paper?
01:53:23.000 Well, it's also kind of like money, right?
01:53:24.000 You can put money through the wash and it doesn't get ruined.
01:53:26.000 What is that made out of?
01:53:27.000 I don't know, but if you'll paper through the wash, it gets destroyed, obviously.
01:53:30.000 What the fuck is money?
01:53:31.000 I don't know if we're allowed to know.
01:53:33.000 Isn't it crazy that someone somewhere has the ability to make a thing, printed thing?
01:53:40.000 Talk about a real problem in the design of your currency.
01:53:44.000 All you have to do is have a machine that can make that?
01:53:47.000 Hold on a second.
01:53:49.000 25% linen, 75% cotton for the Federal Reserve notes.
01:53:54.000 Oh, linen.
01:53:56.000 I guess the linen makes it more durable.
01:53:58.000 Currency paper is tiny red and blue synthetic fibers of various lengths and evenly distributed throughout the paper.
01:54:04.000 It would take 4,000 double folds, forwards and backwards to tear a banknote.
01:54:09.000 Wow, 4,000.
01:54:10.000 So it's really durable, right?
01:54:12.000 What's to stop someone from making that?
01:54:14.000 Well, that's the big one thing.
01:54:15.000 That's what North Korea does.
01:54:17.000 They make American money?
01:54:18.000 Yeah, there's a big – because there are these machines called – I forget what they're called.
01:54:21.000 They're made in Switzerland to print American money.
01:54:24.000 And apparently North Korea – there's some dispute whether they have this – are like the world's best at making counterfeit U.S. dollars because they're making real U.S. dollars on the machines that we use.
01:54:33.000 That's hilarious.
01:54:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54:35.000 So this was a thing.
01:54:36.000 North Korea's fucking us by making more of our own money.
01:54:38.000 Well, I mean, not as much as we're making.
01:54:40.000 I mean, the Federal Reserve's been printing that shit.
01:54:42.000 The inflation, which is a tax on poor people, is through the roof.
01:54:46.000 Well, clearly, you don't understand that the government loves you, and they're just trying to make everything run smooth, you fucking communist.
01:54:52.000 Wow, look at that.
01:54:54.000 This is what they're made.
01:54:55.000 How North Korea made the perfect counterfeit $100 bill.
01:54:59.000 Well, your book, Dear Reader, is a fucking amazing insight into North Korea.
01:55:05.000 And, you know, when it came out and you and I first talked, I didn't know I just knew it was fucked up over there.
01:55:13.000 I didn't know the extent of it.
01:55:15.000 Between talking to you and Yomi Park, I can't believe that more people don't understand.
01:55:23.000 When people worry about where the state of any country is going, they always assume, well, we're good people.
01:55:29.000 Things aren't going to get bad.
01:55:31.000 Okay, but you've got to realize that we're just human beings.
01:55:34.000 If you're not a racist, you agree that all human beings are essentially, we vary in different ways and sizes, but we're just all human beings.
01:55:44.000 There's a nature that's universal.
01:55:45.000 Yeah, and the potential is universal.
01:55:48.000 But if there is a group of people in 2021 that are living like the people are living in North Korea that are under the grip of that government, that's possible anywhere.
01:55:58.000 Yes.
01:55:59.000 With the wrong things, with the wrong set of circumstances, the wrong events taking place, the wrong people getting to power.
01:56:06.000 Just like you could get shipwrecked with the wrong person and wind up in a fucking horror movie, or you can get shipwrecked with the right people and wind up in a beautiful movie.
01:56:16.000 Well, that's why I went there, because, you know, Being born in the Soviet Union, by that time the Soviet Union was nowhere near as bad as it had been back in the day, but this was my only chance to see what my family could have gone through, you know, and they have concentration camps, like being Jewish, I could have been in a camp in Eastern Europe very easily, so to see what it was like for my family in a parallel universe,
01:56:34.000 you know, is very eye-opening.
01:56:36.000 It's totally possible, man.
01:56:38.000 When you see, and this is not...
01:56:42.000 I hesitate to even bring this up because I don't want to take it out of context, but our positions, when it comes to just ideas about mandates and vaccines and how we mask or no mask, just these weird sort of tribal issues,
01:56:57.000 these things that happen with people, when we start looking at each other as the other...
01:57:03.000 As someone who is less than, when we have power over the other, when we want to control the situation because we're the good people, and we want to do it by any means necessary, there's a slope.
01:57:17.000 The reason why the Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution and the Bill of Rights the way they did is they're like, okay, there's some patterns that we need to mitigate.
01:57:25.000 Some real patterns of human behavior.
01:57:28.000 And we got to make sure, first of all, you can say whatever the fuck you want.
01:57:30.000 Because I can't know.
01:57:31.000 I can't know who's right unless both people talk.
01:57:35.000 If two people talk and I get to figure it out, we get to debate back and forth.
01:57:40.000 And if we're honest about it, we can figure out who's right.
01:57:43.000 But if you can say that person can't talk because I'm right, now I'm in the dark.
01:57:46.000 Yeah, I got in trouble for this tweet.
01:57:48.000 I didn't get ratioed because I said, if you replace the word coronavirus with Jews, all of a sudden the behavior of the 1930s German population becomes eerily similar.
01:57:57.000 And what I meant by that is, we all wring our hands about how the Holocaust happened.
01:58:01.000 How did the Germans go from a normal people to within four years being like, comfortable with or turn their blind eye to genocide?
01:58:08.000 And what we're seeing with the corona, And we got a long ways to go before it's Nazi Germany.
01:58:14.000 Let me be clear.
01:58:15.000 I'm not trying to get everyone to freak out.
01:58:16.000 But how eager people are to be informants.
01:58:20.000 After Germany reunified, they opened up the Stasi files.
01:58:23.000 The Stasi were their secret police.
01:58:25.000 It was the biggest fail in society other than, I think, perhaps North Korea that the world had ever seen.
01:58:30.000 And you could find out who spied on you and who turned you in.
01:58:33.000 And what they found out, it wasn't that like, you know, they got to your wife and we got the wife to snitch on Joe.
01:58:39.000 People were eager.
01:58:41.000 To snitch on their neighbors because they felt that they were doing the right thing and it gave them a sense of power and a sense of status.
01:58:48.000 It's probably fun too.
01:58:49.000 Get a little adrenaline rush from making that phone call.
01:58:52.000 And then you see the cops show up to that person's house.
01:58:54.000 I made this happen.
01:58:55.000 I have power.
01:58:56.000 Look at that commie.
01:58:57.000 Cough them.
01:58:58.000 Cough them.
01:58:59.000 Take them away.
01:59:00.000 Protect my children.
01:59:01.000 Right.
01:59:02.000 So when you see, we're talking about human beings, a lot of people are very eager to drop that dime and pick up that phone call because then they would turn it on Anne Frank and then they'd boast about it on social media.
01:59:15.000 For sure.
01:59:16.000 Yeah, you're definitely right.
01:59:19.000 It's too easy.
01:59:20.000 That's part of the problem.
01:59:22.000 It's too easy.
01:59:24.000 I think there's like a state that we need to reach.
01:59:27.000 As an organism, as a human organism, there's a state we need to reach physically where we feel like we're in homeostasis, where everything's balanced out and most of us don't get there.
01:59:38.000 Most of us, we don't ever achieve that state physically and so we have this compounding anxiety.
01:59:45.000 From not achieving that state physically, that piles into the way we look at it mentally, the way we view the world, the way we think about things.
01:59:54.000 That gets more anxiety-ridden because you haven't taken care of the needs of the body, so it's not balanced.
01:59:59.000 Well, there's also an enormous psychological incentive to be part of the in-group.
02:00:03.000 Yes.
02:00:03.000 Because at the very least, if we're going down, we're all going down together, I'm part of the in-group, the numbers are in my favor, so I can compete on the metric of obedience.
02:00:11.000 If I have nothing to offer, at least I can follow orders and be a good person in the world.
02:00:15.000 And shout it out so other people agree with me.
02:00:18.000 And all the other cowards go, yeah, yeah, let's get him.
02:00:21.000 Doesn't have a mask.
02:00:23.000 Yeah, so H.L. Mencken said the average man does not want to be free, he merely wants to be safe, and he absolutely nailed it.
02:00:29.000 I feel like we should pause all science until we can figure out if masks work.
02:00:34.000 We've got to stop the science until we figure out what's going on.
02:00:38.000 All you experiments, all you scientists, please tell me if masks work because I don't understand both sides.
02:00:48.000 I don't understand how it doesn't work a little.
02:00:50.000 If you have a fucking thing across your face and you're breathing into it, that means it's got to hit some shit before it goes out into the world.
02:00:57.000 Right, right.
02:00:58.000 There's something.
02:00:59.000 I know there's little particles, but don't some of them get stuck in the cotton.
02:01:03.000 What's the number?
02:01:04.000 Is the number like it only protects you by 10%?
02:01:07.000 Just tell me the fucking truth.
02:01:08.000 Tell me what's going on.
02:01:10.000 Get some sick people, get them coughing, put a fucking thing out there to catch the Sickness.
02:01:15.000 But they do.
02:01:16.000 They do that with the heat-fishing cameras?
02:01:18.000 No, no, no.
02:01:20.000 I want you to pay people who have COVID to put a fucking mask on and cough into a bag.
02:01:25.000 I want to know what's coming out of there.
02:01:27.000 Cough into another person.
02:01:28.000 No, no, no, no.
02:01:29.000 You should have like a thing that catches how much COVID's coming out.
02:01:32.000 Tell me how these fucking things work.
02:01:34.000 Because what if it's zero?
02:01:36.000 Or what if it's 100%?
02:01:37.000 What if, like, if you're near a person, if we realize that cotton doesn't work, but this shit, you know, you make hemp, hemp masks, or whatever the fuck it is, like, this one works 100%.
02:01:49.000 Like, it stopped.
02:01:49.000 Well, then you'd be an asshole if you didn't wear a mask.
02:01:52.000 Sure.
02:01:52.000 But right now, we're like, does it work?
02:01:54.000 Well, you're not gonna be an asshole.
02:01:55.000 We don't know if it works, but we know how to send photos through the sky.
02:02:00.000 We know how to take a video and send it to fucking New Zealand?
02:02:04.000 Through the sky?
02:02:06.000 The boxes say that the mess don't work.
02:02:08.000 It says it has a warning label that this mask is not efficacious against COVID. The N95 masks are the ones that work.
02:02:13.000 And when this first started happening...
02:02:14.000 Wait a minute.
02:02:15.000 What boxes are you getting that say they don't work against COVID? I'm not getting any boxes that say that.
02:02:20.000 Yeah, the boxes on the regular masks say this is not effective...
02:02:22.000 I get my shit from Amazon.
02:02:23.000 They just come in little plastic baggies.
02:02:25.000 This is another meme where it says, Karen, read the box.
02:02:27.000 If you look that up, it's just...
02:02:29.000 It says it doesn't work for COVID? Yes!
02:02:31.000 Now that could be a cover your ass thing, that they legally have to say this.
02:02:34.000 But it is weird that you can wear them in a place where you have to wear a mask.
02:02:37.000 Yes.
02:02:38.000 You can kind of wear a bandana if you're an asshole and you want to go get brunch.
02:02:42.000 Do you want to be a real asshole?
02:02:43.000 Do you want to be a real asshole?
02:02:45.000 There's a website called minimallycompliantmask.com, which I used to wear to the gym because it looks like you're wearing a mask, but you're not wearing a mask.
02:02:52.000 It's just cheesecloth.
02:02:53.000 Let me see what that looks like.
02:02:56.000 minimallycompliant.com.
02:02:57.000 Sure.
02:02:57.000 Jamie will get it.
02:02:59.000 This is what it looks like.
02:03:01.000 Oh, you got it with you.
02:03:02.000 Can I feel that?
02:03:02.000 Of course.
02:03:03.000 Oh, that feels like a mask.
02:03:04.000 That's not a mask?
02:03:05.000 You can breathe perfectly through it.
02:03:07.000 I would stick my face over it, but...
02:03:09.000 What does it say about tyranny?
02:03:10.000 Mask for people who like oxygen and hate tyranny.
02:03:14.000 Yeah.
02:03:16.000 It's true.
02:03:17.000 That's what's crazy!
02:03:18.000 What's crazy is we're in this place where, like, saying something like that sounds nuts, but it is actually true.
02:03:24.000 And it's not true because it's evil to wear a mask.
02:03:28.000 It's true because when you let people control people, that shit is addictive.
02:03:33.000 That shit is very addictive.
02:03:35.000 Because humans are status-oriented animals and now I have power for you.
02:03:38.000 Why would I cede that power?
02:03:39.000 It would never happen.
02:03:40.000 You have to take it.
02:03:42.000 That's why usurpers exist.
02:03:43.000 By design or not, a lot of very evil people are getting a lot of useful information about how much a population is going to put up with.
02:03:51.000 You're 100% right.
02:03:53.000 It's not even a question.
02:03:54.000 Not even a question.
02:03:55.000 And when you're a politician and you're trying to save something...
02:04:09.000 We have a problem.
02:04:12.000 We have these primal instincts in these human reward patterns that existed to make us survive against invasions of foreign mercenaries and barbarians and shit.
02:04:24.000 And these things are like...
02:04:25.000 Fully ingrained in what it means to be a human being.
02:04:28.000 And we apply them when they don't exist.
02:04:30.000 We start applying them to other people that vary from us slightly.
02:04:35.000 There's people on the left that are attacking people that are in the center.
02:04:38.000 If you had a chart of things that people in the center agree with and people on the left agree with, God, you're going to get really close.
02:04:45.000 There's a huge percentage of the population that thinks that if we decrease the size of our military, China's going to invade us.
02:04:52.000 Invade?
02:04:53.000 Not like...
02:04:54.000 places where we have an interest but invade america and it's like how would that even be possible even if our military was half the size that we wouldn't see it coming it's nonsensical but they it used to be russia now it's china you know china just long china's a little more interesting than russia because they have a far greater economic power than russia ever had what china has is this unusual integration With capitalism and communism that's
02:05:24.000 never existed before on mass scale like this, also in the world of the internet.
02:05:30.000 Like, it's a wild thing that they're able to do.
02:05:33.000 But what China just recently launched, they found out that they launched a supersonic weapon.
02:05:39.000 Yeah, it's a southern trudge, yeah.
02:05:41.000 That's a low orbit.
02:05:42.000 They said it's a spacecraft.
02:05:44.000 Whoa.
02:05:45.000 Yeah, they're saying it's not a missile.
02:05:49.000 Holy shit.
02:05:51.000 What does that mean?
02:05:51.000 I don't know.
02:05:52.000 Okay.
02:05:54.000 It's a super fast spacecraft is what it is.
02:05:58.000 I mean, if you imagine a spacecraft that moves like a missile, a supersonic missile.
02:06:03.000 But it's a spacecraft.
02:06:05.000 Whatever it was, it did low orbit launches at phenomenal speeds.
02:06:15.000 Where it shook the people that examine military capabilities.
02:06:23.000 They didn't understand this.
02:06:24.000 They didn't see it coming.
02:06:25.000 They're like, holy shit.
02:06:26.000 So they've obviously been developing something.
02:06:30.000 Their position is like if you read anything about China's view or you talk to people about China the way they view the world, it's so unique that their business and their government is completely intertwined.
02:06:44.000 Yeah.
02:06:44.000 Like some unstoppable hive of communism and capitalism all interwoven together where one feeds off another.
02:06:52.000 Yeah.
02:06:52.000 And they have immense power because of that.
02:06:56.000 It's really, it's like if you were just looking at it as an organism, there's no consequences, you'd be like, whoa, that's fascinating.
02:07:02.000 But there's also immense costs.
02:07:04.000 Immense costs.
02:07:05.000 It's not easy to maintain this kind of unnatural structure over a population that large and that geographically disparate.
02:07:12.000 Also, that kind of world discourages creativity.
02:07:17.000 Of course.
02:07:17.000 Discourages freedom.
02:07:19.000 You don't get a Janis Joplin in China, right?
02:07:22.000 You need freedom for a certain amount of art and a certain amount of innovation.
02:07:28.000 You need freedom.
02:07:29.000 So what they do is they just copy shit.
02:07:32.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
02:07:33.000 Which is wild!
02:07:34.000 It's hilarious, yeah.
02:07:34.000 Because they get the benefit of that, and then they grow bigger and stronger.
02:07:38.000 Did you see that Sagar and Crystal had a video that they put up about this company that...
02:07:46.000 What did they make over there?
02:07:48.000 They made...
02:07:51.000 It was something in China.
02:07:52.000 They make a lot of things.
02:07:53.000 Soy sauce?
02:07:54.000 No, it was something to do with AI. It was some sort of component of these super advanced computer systems.
02:08:02.000 And they went into business with China, and they had this deal, and all of a sudden, they tried to remove the Chinese guy From the company.
02:08:12.000 They're like, hey, we got to, like, separate from you guys.
02:08:14.000 Like, what are you doing with our intellectual property?
02:08:16.000 And then they cut off communication, and China just reopens this company, because they bought, like, 51% of the company, and they just take their internet ideas, like, whatever they're...
02:08:30.000 You know, the thing about AI was, whatever they actually designed there, and then they opened it up in China under a different name.
02:08:37.000 They just changed the name like we own it.
02:08:39.000 So Sagar did a whole piece on it calling the heist of the century.
02:08:43.000 It is fucking fascinating because you realize that these people are like, hey, we're going to get rich, Bob.
02:08:47.000 I'm telling you, you're going to get a brand new jet.
02:08:50.000 And these guys start thinking about money.
02:08:52.000 Woo!
02:08:53.000 They're thinking about cocaine and all that cash they're going to have and just flying to the Amazon.
02:08:59.000 Again with the Scarface.
02:09:02.000 They think they're going to get the women.
02:09:03.000 Did you find it?
02:09:04.000 No.
02:09:05.000 I believe I know the company or the name of it, but I can't.
02:09:09.000 I'm trying to remember.
02:09:09.000 Just go to the Breaking Points page.
02:09:12.000 It's the Crime of the Century.
02:09:15.000 I think that's what he said.
02:09:16.000 That's what he called it.
02:09:17.000 But it's also the kind of thing you knew it was a snake when you picked it up.
02:09:19.000 Right.
02:09:20.000 You knew what you were getting yourself in bed with.
02:09:22.000 I have very little sympathy.
02:09:23.000 You know these people slice your throat and take your kidneys.
02:09:26.000 You're totally right.
02:09:27.000 I don't have sympathy, but I'm fascinated by it.
02:09:28.000 Oh, sure, sure.
02:09:29.000 I'm fascinated by this human desire to give in, to just go, it's only 51%.
02:09:36.000 We still got 49%, Mike.
02:09:38.000 Well, I mean, we don't know what their plans are.
02:09:41.000 Dude, they want us to be in the company.
02:09:42.000 Of course.
02:09:43.000 Okay, we have a strong relationship with this company.
02:09:45.000 We've been here from the beginning.
02:09:46.000 We're going to be the ones.
02:09:47.000 And all of a sudden, they're just, like, fucking copying all their hard drives and moving all their shit over.
02:09:51.000 And they're like, hey, what's going on, guys?
02:09:52.000 Hey, uh, what's happening over here, fellas?
02:09:55.000 I mean, I mean, and...
02:09:57.000 They got the Gulfstream on order.
02:09:58.000 And there's surveillance things.
02:10:00.000 Like, I wouldn't...
02:10:00.000 If I'm working with the Chinese, I wouldn't trust them not to get into my email and my phone and things like that.
02:10:05.000 Trust them?
02:10:05.000 And sure.
02:10:07.000 Yeah.
02:10:07.000 You should be signing up for every gay porn newsletter there is.
02:10:12.000 Just do it to yourself.
02:10:13.000 Just do it to yourself before they do it to you.
02:10:17.000 I'll just use the name Lex Friedman.
02:10:19.000 Just have a bot that goes on 8kun all day and downloads the ugliest memes.
02:10:24.000 What's it called?
02:10:25.000 That's 8chan's new website, 8kun, K-U-N. Is that what it's called?
02:10:32.000 Yeah.
02:10:33.000 Coon?
02:10:33.000 Okay.
02:10:33.000 Yeah, but it's not that way.
02:10:34.000 It's not like Raccoon.
02:10:35.000 Okay, got it.
02:10:37.000 Maybe.
02:10:37.000 I didn't think about it until right now when I just said that.
02:10:40.000 Yeah.
02:10:41.000 Well, whatever it is.
02:10:43.000 It's their new version of 8chan because 8chan got taken down.
02:10:48.000 Yeah.
02:10:49.000 And didn't Hot Wheels steal it or something got stolen from him?
02:10:51.000 Well, he started it.
02:10:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:10:52.000 It got stolen from him or something.
02:10:54.000 I know he denounced it later.
02:10:56.000 I don't.
02:10:56.000 Yeah, he definitely denounced it, but I don't know what the business aspect of it was.
02:11:00.000 4chan is still up and running.
02:11:02.000 Is it?
02:11:02.000 Yeah, I got LiveLeak.
02:11:04.000 We missed it.
02:11:05.000 It got taken down in May.
02:11:06.000 Oh yeah, LiveLeak got closed.
02:11:07.000 When?
02:11:08.000 In May or something.
02:11:08.000 Yeah, they shut down.
02:11:09.000 Who shut them down?
02:11:11.000 They're like, it's not profitable anymore.
02:11:14.000 We can't make money off of fights and gore.
02:11:16.000 Should we reopen LiveLeak?
02:11:18.000 I feel like we should.
02:11:20.000 Investors lost hundreds of billions in China in July.
02:11:23.000 This is it.
02:11:24.000 This is the article.
02:11:24.000 Wow.
02:11:25.000 So this is what's crazy about it.
02:11:27.000 But if you just go to the Crystal and Sauger thing...
02:11:29.000 This is their video.
02:11:30.000 This is just the screenshot of the article in their video.
02:11:32.000 Oh, okay.
02:11:33.000 Oh, okay.
02:11:33.000 It's just them talking about it otherwise.
02:11:36.000 Oh, of course.
02:11:37.000 Well, this is what we should tell people.
02:11:41.000 Go to Sagar and Jetty, Chinese heist of the century, shows why U.S. elites are fools.
02:11:47.000 And this is on what channel?
02:11:49.000 Breaking Points.
02:11:50.000 Breaking Points.
02:11:51.000 They only have one channel, or do they have Eclipse channel?
02:11:54.000 Do they have two or just one?
02:11:55.000 I think just one right now.
02:11:57.000 I don't know.
02:11:58.000 Anyway, Sagar's breakdown of it was fucking fantastic because he was explaining that you're not hearing about this on mainstream publications in the news and newspapers.
02:12:07.000 He goes, this is a really important story.
02:12:09.000 And what was their product they made?
02:12:13.000 Semiconductors?
02:12:14.000 Semiconductors, that's what it is.
02:12:15.000 I keep wanting to say like silicone chips because I'm old.
02:12:17.000 But I mean, do you not think that there is enormous background music, so to speak, in corporate media to kind of soft pedal things against China?
02:12:27.000 I think there is, but I'm not sure why.
02:12:30.000 Do you think they do it to encourage relationships with like companies that are based in China or work with China?
02:12:37.000 Like what do you think is the motivation?
02:12:39.000 I don't know.
02:12:40.000 But it just seems that there's a lot of bad things about China that we're not being told.
02:12:44.000 And I don't think it's a coincidence that we're not being...
02:12:48.000 And the fact that so many corporations are happy to bend the knee when it comes to adding access to those Chinese markets is very disturbing to see.
02:12:56.000 Well, didn't they just, some social media site agreed to, or Wikipedia agreed to block the Quran and the Bible in there or something like that?
02:13:05.000 There's an application they had.
02:13:06.000 Yeah, that's what it was.
02:13:07.000 It was Apple.
02:13:08.000 Apple did this.
02:13:09.000 There was an application that was based on the Quran.
02:13:13.000 And, you know, they have a problem in China.
02:13:16.000 And one of the problems...
02:13:17.000 Well, there's a lot of problems, but one of the problems is the rest of the world has started paying attention to the Uyghur Muslims.
02:13:23.000 Right.
02:13:24.000 And the plight of the Uyghurs in China.
02:13:26.000 And how scary this is, that they seem to be...
02:13:28.000 Because of their religious beliefs, they seem to be isolated and taken to camps.
02:13:33.000 Like, if this is true, this is a real problem.
02:13:36.000 Yeah.
02:13:36.000 And it's also...
02:13:38.000 It's a real problem if Apple decides to give in and start banning these applications based on religious beliefs.
02:13:50.000 Like, you're gonna ban it because the government doesn't want you to have an option to click on something that is about, you know, the Quran or the Bhagavad Gita or whatever the fuck it is.
02:14:03.000 You can't do that.
02:14:04.000 That's censorship.
02:14:07.000 Like if you're willing to accept censorship, and I've heard this argument from someone that I am friends with that used to work with Google, they used to work at Google, and they were doing something with China, and they were really concerned because they were communicating with China, and this was the attitude.
02:14:23.000 If we don't do this, China is just going to copy everything that Google does.
02:14:26.000 They're going to steal Google, like steal all of the infrastructure, they're going to find a way into it, and they're going to make their own Google.
02:14:33.000 So they're trying to work with Google.
02:14:35.000 So, but the way, or with China rather, but the only way to work with them is you've got to follow their rules.
02:14:40.000 Yeah, and I mean, this is the slippery slope made incarnate.
02:14:43.000 This is why Apple is in a precarious position, because if the world knows that you're willing to ban this one application that studies the Quran, what is the app?
02:14:53.000 It says that, it's not the greatest website for news, but it said that they're talking with someone and they're working to get it back up.
02:15:01.000 Okay.
02:15:01.000 I love when I get to a point where I'm like, I might be talking full...
02:15:04.000 I might be bullshit.
02:15:06.000 Fake news.
02:15:06.000 What is that app?
02:15:07.000 See, Erin Burnett never asked herself that.
02:15:09.000 She doesn't have the chance.
02:15:11.000 She has the chance.
02:15:11.000 We've been doing this podcast for three hours and 40 minutes.
02:15:15.000 No, we haven't.
02:15:16.000 No, that time's wrong.
02:15:16.000 I was trying to fix it in the middle, but I want to fuck you up.
02:15:19.000 The power surgeon here fucked that clock up.
02:15:21.000 We've been doing this podcast for two hours and 20 minutes.
02:15:26.000 I was like, my bladder's on point today, son.
02:15:30.000 Something about being in the mountains.
02:15:31.000 How dare you, Jamie?
02:15:33.000 Hit me with a fake time.
02:15:34.000 I just noticed it in the middle of it, and I thought fucking with the time was going to fuck you up even more.
02:15:38.000 That is so off.
02:15:38.000 You had one job.
02:15:39.000 You son of a bitch.
02:15:41.000 The one on the left is good.
02:15:42.000 That is so important.
02:15:43.000 That time is so important.
02:15:44.000 45 minutes ago, I literally started to fuck with it.
02:15:47.000 Oh, we got an app?
02:15:49.000 Oh, I have a controller for it.
02:15:50.000 We'll fix that shit now, so we don't have to think about it anymore.
02:15:52.000 Yeah.
02:15:53.000 Come on, Jamie.
02:15:54.000 I was like, I can't believe Michael Maus and I have such chemistry.
02:15:58.000 See, in the middle of you talking, you didn't want to see this.
02:16:00.000 Time just flies by.
02:16:01.000 But honestly, out of all the people that I know, when all the CNN stuff was going down, I'm like, oh my god, where is Michael Maus?
02:16:07.000 Is that true?
02:16:08.000 Yes, yes, yes.
02:16:09.000 Oh, that's so nuts.
02:16:10.000 You know, you texted me for your number, and I had to double-check with Lex to make sure I wasn't being trolled?
02:16:15.000 Yeah, well, that's a good move.
02:16:17.000 That's a good move.
02:16:18.000 Yeah, no, when it was going down, I was like, I need the most anarchistic The person who's like burning all the ground.
02:16:27.000 You can't fix it.
02:16:28.000 You can't fix it.
02:16:28.000 That's true.
02:16:29.000 That's you.
02:16:29.000 That is me.
02:16:30.000 Yeah.
02:16:31.000 And it's not Dave Smith.
02:16:32.000 That's for sure.
02:16:32.000 Dave Smith is in the argument.
02:16:35.000 And congrats on him and his new kid.
02:16:37.000 Yeah, he's a beautiful person.
02:16:39.000 I love Dave.
02:16:40.000 He's so goddamn smart.
02:16:42.000 But he's such a moderate, so, compared to me.
02:16:44.000 Well, compared to you, he's a little moderate, but, I mean, I don't think it's important to compare each other.
02:16:48.000 Well, I think it is, because I'm better.
02:16:50.000 His perspective is equally well thought out.
02:16:54.000 It just differs.
02:16:55.000 Sure, sure.
02:16:57.000 It's important to know what that means.
02:17:00.000 When someone's perspective is equally well thought out but differs, we are all in competition, whether it's physically or mentally or financially or status-wise, and sometimes we'll get caught up in ideas.
02:17:15.000 And I think it's the best, for everyone alive, it's best we don't look at ideas as something that's a part of us.
02:17:23.000 Really?
02:17:24.000 Yeah.
02:17:24.000 I think you gotta look at ideas as a thing.
02:17:28.000 Like a thing like a glass, or a thing like a cup.
02:17:32.000 Don't connect it to yourself.
02:17:34.000 You should acknowledge what it is.
02:17:36.000 Here's my perspective.
02:17:38.000 This is a ceramic mug.
02:17:40.000 I've broken a bunch of mugs.
02:17:42.000 I've dropped them accidentally.
02:17:44.000 I know what it is.
02:17:46.000 I understand the parameters of it.
02:17:48.000 So I know what the fuck that is.
02:17:50.000 This is what a mug is.
02:17:53.000 What do you disagree with?
02:17:55.000 About the mug?
02:17:56.000 Would you disagree with what I said before that?
02:17:58.000 Well, I mean, when you were saying that you should make ideas part of yourself, I think ideas is about living your values.
02:18:04.000 That's ideas.
02:18:04.000 Yes.
02:18:05.000 Your behavior is about that.
02:18:06.000 Yeah.
02:18:07.000 But ideas, meaning like when you look at something, whether it's a political idea or a medical idea or a cultural idea, that's not you.
02:18:19.000 Whether it's the way to fix global warming or whether or not you should be able to smoke cigars, that's not you.
02:18:27.000 These are just ideas.
02:18:28.000 What you are is an entity interfacing with ideas.
02:18:32.000 Right.
02:18:33.000 You're not your ideas.
02:18:35.000 So if your ideas are wrong, one of the things that people do that's so common is you argue For your idea as if it is you.
02:18:44.000 Like you're connected completely to it to the point where you're willing to lie about whether or not the idea is accurate, even if you know it's not accurate.
02:18:54.000 Like saying something is horse dewormer, when you know it was prescribed for humans for years before it was prescribed for horses.
02:19:02.000 That's well known when you're saying that.
02:19:04.000 But what you're trying to do is just win.
02:19:06.000 You're trying to win because that idea is connected to you.
02:19:09.000 But that's the wrong idea to have that you should be trying to win.
02:19:11.000 Yes.
02:19:12.000 But there are ideas that are a part of you, which is such as do the next right thing, be kind, be respectful when possible.
02:19:20.000 If someone or something is in pain, do what you can to mitigate that.
02:19:24.000 These are ideas.
02:19:25.000 I think maybe you're right.
02:19:27.000 And I think what I'm saying when I say ideas, maybe it's too broad of a word.
02:19:31.000 And what I mean is perspectives.
02:19:33.000 Sure.
02:19:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:19:34.000 Right.
02:19:34.000 That's true.
02:19:35.000 There was a great Camus, who's one of my great heroes, Albert Camus.
02:19:41.000 Who's Albert Camus?
02:19:42.000 He wrote The Stranger, and he wrote The Rebel, and The Myth of Sisyphus.
02:19:47.000 Yeah.
02:20:01.000 And push comes to shove, it makes you be a bad person to your people, to your friends, your family.
02:20:06.000 It's the ideas that are wrong.
02:20:07.000 And it's the relationships that matter much more.
02:20:10.000 And this is another thing I really despise, and I block people about this all the time.
02:20:14.000 Some people came at me on Twitter asking me to denounce Lex because he had something to do with the masks.
02:20:18.000 I don't even know what it was.
02:20:20.000 There's no something to do with what?
02:20:21.000 The masks.
02:20:22.000 I don't even really know what they were getting.
02:20:23.000 Lex Friedman?
02:20:23.000 I don't even know what they were talking about.
02:20:25.000 What did he have to do?
02:20:26.000 He's saying that masks are a good idea?
02:20:28.000 I think he had to take part in some study.
02:20:29.000 I don't even know what they're referring to.
02:20:31.000 The point is, there's no circumstance where I'm going to be denouncing people I like publicly.
02:20:36.000 If I had an issue with any of my friends, first of all, it's better persuasion to sit them down privately and be like, hey, what's going on here?
02:20:42.000 Talk to me.
02:20:42.000 Educate me.
02:20:43.000 That's a really good point.
02:20:44.000 To call on people to call out your own.
02:20:48.000 Publicly is really nasty.
02:20:50.000 It's also very transparent.
02:20:51.000 Yes.
02:20:52.000 You recognize why that person uses social media.
02:20:55.000 Right.
02:20:56.000 Your clout chasing.
02:20:57.000 Yes.
02:20:57.000 Your virtue signaling.
02:20:58.000 It's really obvious.
02:20:59.000 If you're saying it to people you don't even know.
02:21:01.000 Right.
02:21:01.000 And you're not calling the person that you love.
02:21:03.000 Right.
02:21:04.000 Some people have done that where they've denounced people publicly but never spoken to them privately.
02:21:08.000 Yeah.
02:21:09.000 I was like, that's crazy.
02:21:10.000 You're an asshole.
02:21:10.000 Well, you're an asshole and you're also trapped in this ideology of wokeness that's not applicable to friendships.
02:21:19.000 You don't know where a person was coming from, what actually happened, you hear a story, and then all of a sudden you're taking the side of...
02:21:28.000 One over the other and you're not even calling that person.
02:21:30.000 Public displays of any kind of opinions or feelings or outrage have to be examined very carefully because there's a thing about deciding to do something publicly.
02:21:44.000 You are broadcasting it in full awareness of your own personal image.
02:21:49.000 There's something about that that we don't say while a person is doing it, but we all kind of know, but we're willing to ignore it if enough people pile on and agree that this is a good message.
02:22:02.000 So people will try to have these public displays of virtue where you know why they're doing it.
02:22:08.000 This is a little fucking fake, man, but I'm going to...
02:22:10.000 Yeah, he's saying some good shit.
02:22:11.000 All right, go for it.
02:22:12.000 And then people develop careers based on that.
02:22:15.000 Careers based on...
02:22:17.000 Licking their fingers, figuring out which way the wind's blowing, and then making some grand statements and maybe calling someone out.
02:22:23.000 Oh my god, Michael Malice called someone out.
02:22:26.000 And that calling out shit, what are they doing?
02:22:29.000 Did they call the guy first?
02:22:31.000 Did they call the woman first?
02:22:33.000 Did they have a conversation first?
02:22:34.000 Or did they just decide to make this big, public, virtuous event of them having an opinion It differs from that other person's opinion to cloud chase.
02:22:44.000 Why would I want to be friends with someone who, when shit hits the fan, their first impulse is to publicly distance themselves from me?
02:22:51.000 Exactly.
02:22:51.000 What kind of person are you and of what use are you?
02:22:54.000 You're good, maybe I could chat with you at a party, but if things are going bad for me, I want someone who I could call up on the phone and be like, hey, shit's hitting the fan, do you have my back?
02:23:03.000 You don't have to have it publicly, but can you at least kind of give me some kind of comfort or sucker?
02:23:08.000 100%.
02:23:09.000 100%.
02:23:10.000 And I think the thing is all our industries are very insular.
02:23:13.000 Everyone knows each other.
02:23:14.000 It's one degree away or two degrees away from everybody else.
02:23:17.000 And this kind of shit might fly publicly, but privately people talk.
02:23:21.000 And you're going to get a reputation as a snake.
02:23:23.000 I don't really get anywhere near as much hate as I should because I stand by my people.
02:23:28.000 I don't throw people under the bus.
02:23:30.000 You'll get more after this episode.
02:23:32.000 But you don't deserve...
02:23:34.000 Hate.
02:23:34.000 You deserve...
02:23:35.000 You're a rare little flower in the desert, Michael Malice.
02:23:39.000 You're an unusual person.
02:23:40.000 I bought 70 succulents since I've moved here.
02:23:44.000 Why are you buying cactuses?
02:23:46.000 They have them.
02:23:47.000 You can just go find them.
02:23:48.000 No, succulents.
02:23:48.000 They're mostly not cactuses.
02:23:50.000 Oh, what kind of succulents you got other than cactuses?
02:23:52.000 Oh, God.
02:23:52.000 They're all called God's Mistakes because they're all hideous and terrifying.
02:23:56.000 You're into ugly succulents?
02:23:57.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:23:58.000 The beautiful thing about this place is that it fucking rains.
02:24:02.000 Rains a lot.
02:24:03.000 You know, I came from LA. It never rained.
02:24:05.000 Right.
02:24:05.000 Everything is green as fuck here.
02:24:06.000 It makes you feel better.
02:24:08.000 There was this huge thing that hit Austin on Thursday.
02:24:11.000 The day before I was gonna fly out, I flew out to Dallas.
02:24:13.000 I had to bring them all into the house, and I'm like, maybe I'm overreacting.
02:24:17.000 And then it was like, the heavens opened up.
02:24:20.000 I've never seen a downpour like this.
02:24:21.000 It was like, holy shit.
02:24:22.000 Dude, I went to Miami once.
02:24:24.000 I was doing a show in Florida, in West Palm Beach, and my friend Eddie, Had a jujitsu seminar that he was doing at a jujitsu school.
02:24:35.000 So we had a drive from West Palm to Miami at like 1 o'clock on a Saturday.
02:24:40.000 And the fucking sky opened up to a point where I literally couldn't see you.
02:24:45.000 If I was in a car, I couldn't see four feet in front of the car.
02:24:50.000 It was insanity for like...
02:24:52.000 Ten minutes, the sky just poured and everyone stopped on the highway.
02:24:56.000 You literally couldn't see when you were driving.
02:24:58.000 I don't think people from California have any fucking idea what that's like.
02:25:02.000 It's wild.
02:25:03.000 I don't know how to drive still, so I have to take an Uber to and from the gym.
02:25:06.000 I'm at the gym and the downpour happens and I'm like, if I don't get an Uber now, literally I don't know what to do.
02:25:13.000 I want to talk to you about this.
02:25:14.000 Yeah.
02:25:15.000 I have a solution.
02:25:16.000 Get a Tesla.
02:25:17.000 Because they drive themselves.
02:25:19.000 Don't I have to get a license first?
02:25:21.000 Yeah.
02:25:21.000 Get a license first.
02:25:22.000 I'll get a license.
02:25:22.000 But once you get a license, you get a Tesla.
02:25:24.000 You get a Tesla and you hit that double button.
02:25:26.000 And it just navigates itself.
02:25:28.000 You're going to hook me up with Elon?
02:25:30.000 I can't give you a discount.
02:25:32.000 Even Elon pays full price.
02:25:34.000 Does he really?
02:25:35.000 Yes.
02:25:35.000 Yeah.
02:25:35.000 It's part of the deal.
02:25:36.000 I bought mine.
02:25:37.000 I bought mine.
02:25:38.000 I didn't get a discount at all.
02:25:39.000 Okay.
02:25:40.000 It's worth it.
02:25:40.000 Okay.
02:25:41.000 Fine.
02:25:41.000 I'll do it.
02:25:41.000 We need to juice up your podcast sales.
02:25:45.000 It's worth it.
02:25:47.000 If you don't know how to drive a car, that's the best way, because it drives itself, sort of.
02:25:52.000 Like, it doesn't totally drive itself.
02:25:54.000 No, I was in one, and it was pretty cool.
02:25:56.000 But it's pretty close.
02:25:56.000 It's pretty close.
02:25:57.000 I have a video that I never released, because I'm like, this is irresponsible.
02:26:02.000 But it's me listening to Led Zeppelin, a whole lot of love, and like, Moving my hands around the steering wheel, not really driving at all because we're on the PCH. How much do they cost?
02:26:13.000 They're not that much, right?
02:26:14.000 The self-driving ones?
02:26:15.000 Is it 60 or something?
02:26:16.000 I think all of them are capable of self-driving.
02:26:18.000 Okay.
02:26:19.000 Right?
02:26:19.000 Is that correct?
02:26:21.000 Is it 3?
02:26:22.000 No, I had an Uber that had...
02:26:24.000 Capable, yeah, but you have to...
02:26:25.000 It's like...
02:26:25.000 Yeah.
02:26:26.000 You can pay for it, right?
02:26:28.000 It's an option.
02:26:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:26:29.000 But I think the option is for development, right?
02:26:33.000 The full self-driving actual part is still in beta, and some cars have it, some don't.
02:26:38.000 I got an Uber once, and when he had it, he was showing me how it worked, and he said it's like an extra 10 grand or something.
02:26:43.000 I don't remember what it was.
02:26:44.000 It wasn't that much.
02:26:44.000 It's sketchy.
02:26:45.000 You know why it's sketchy?
02:26:47.000 It's not sketchy.
02:26:47.000 Because it's a woman computer.
02:26:48.000 Ah!
02:26:49.000 It's sketchy because the idea of letting, you know, driving a car, like leaving it to the hands of the AI is terrifying, you know?
02:26:59.000 I don't know.
02:27:00.000 I mean, that AI is going to drive better than me.
02:27:04.000 Perhaps.
02:27:05.000 Who's that, the journalist that allegedly got killed by his Mercedes went off the road?
02:27:15.000 Michael...
02:27:15.000 You know what I'm talking about?
02:27:18.000 He was the guy who, he did that Rolling Stone article, he got embedded in Afghanistan.
02:27:24.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:27:25.000 You know the story?
02:27:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:27:26.000 And then there was the volcano that erupted in Iceland, and he couldn't fly for a long time, so he stayed there.
02:27:33.000 Goddammit, what's that?
02:27:35.000 He wrote this article for the Rolling Stone and in it a lot of the general that he was hanging out with and a few of the other people there.
02:27:43.000 Michael Hastings, thank you.
02:27:45.000 They got comfortable and they said some shit and then he put it in.
02:27:50.000 They thought he was their friend.
02:27:52.000 And they were a little loose around them, you know?
02:27:55.000 And he put some stuff in Rolling Stone that General—was it McChrystal?
02:28:02.000 McChrystal actually had to resign because he had said something critical of Obama.
02:28:06.000 It was some sort of disagreement to the point where it was so significant that he had to resign.
02:28:11.000 And so then Hastings was like, if I die, it's not because I kill myself.
02:28:16.000 Like, let everybody know.
02:28:18.000 And so Hastings died on Sunset Boulevard going like 110 miles an hour into a tree.
02:28:25.000 Something crazy like that.
02:28:26.000 But the whole circumstance of it was wild.
02:28:30.000 Because it's like they tested him afterwards and they found out that he had amphetamines in the system.
02:28:34.000 But then you find out that most journalists...
02:28:39.000 I don't want to say most...
02:28:41.000 A significant number of journalists are on Adderall, which is an amphetamine.
02:28:46.000 That's 100% true.
02:28:48.000 Significant number.
02:28:49.000 And he was a very prolific journalist and a very successful journalist.
02:28:52.000 And they had asked these people who understood Technology and military applications, whether or not it was possible at that time to pilot a car and drive it into it, to take control of a car.
02:29:08.000 He said, absolutely.
02:29:10.000 He said, absolutely.
02:29:12.000 That exists.
02:29:13.000 Now we know it exists.
02:29:14.000 If you have a car today, like a modern car with electronics and an internet connection and all that jazz like most cars do, it's 100% possible for some shenanigans to take control.
02:29:26.000 I had Jessica Tarlov on my show a couple years ago.
02:29:29.000 She's like a hardcore Clinton Democrat, great woman.
02:29:31.000 I really get along with her.
02:29:32.000 Did you say she's a great woman?
02:29:33.000 Great woman.
02:29:35.000 Even though I don't agree with her politically, she's tough.
02:29:39.000 And I was asking her, I'm like, look, every president has to make the choice about war.
02:29:44.000 And they know when they're making that choice about war that they're going to kill a lot of American soldiers, and even if we pretend we don't care about lives of people in other countries.
02:29:51.000 I said, if that person is in that mindset, why would you put it past them to kill one or two people who are in their way?
02:29:59.000 If they're comfortable killing all these soldiers, why wouldn't they kill that one person who's threat to power, just psychologically?
02:30:04.000 And she's like, yeah, I agree with you.
02:30:06.000 Now, it doesn't mean that every one of these things happen, but G. Gordon Liddy, who was one of Nixon's Watergate people, He was on Fear Factor, by the way.
02:30:14.000 Is that true?
02:30:15.000 Yes.
02:30:15.000 Was he terrifying in person?
02:30:17.000 No.
02:30:17.000 No, he wasn't terrifying in person.
02:30:19.000 He was interesting.
02:30:20.000 I had good conversations with him.
02:30:22.000 I enjoyed talking to him.
02:30:23.000 He's a fascinating guy.
02:30:24.000 Because I knew a lot about him coming in.
02:30:27.000 I knew that he was like...
02:30:28.000 Burn his skin and shit.
02:30:29.000 Yes.
02:30:30.000 When he was a kid, he tried to conquer his fear.
02:30:32.000 Like he would burn his hand and walk on the book and stuff like that.
02:30:35.000 He was in his 60s when he was on Fear Factor and we hung him by his ankles and dumped him into the water with a bunch of cord over and over again.
02:30:44.000 His 60s.
02:30:45.000 And he got through to the next round.
02:30:47.000 He made it to the finals.
02:30:48.000 And the only thing that fucked him up, the finals was a driving thing, and he can't see at night without his glasses on.
02:30:54.000 He couldn't see where he was going.
02:30:56.000 So it fucked him up.
02:30:58.000 Honestly, G. Gordon Liddy, rest in peace.
02:31:01.000 They cheated him out of a win on Fear Factor.
02:31:03.000 They just gave the motherfucker glasses and let him drive.
02:31:06.000 That's me.
02:31:07.000 Oh, look at that kid.
02:31:08.000 Oh, sister, sweetie.
02:31:09.000 Look at that little baby.
02:31:10.000 Boy cute.
02:31:12.000 There's G. Gordon.
02:31:13.000 Wow.
02:31:13.000 There's G. Gordon.
02:31:14.000 So, hung out with him, and he had to do this thing, but I enjoyed talking to him.
02:31:18.000 You know, he was very respectful.
02:31:20.000 We had an interesting conversation.
02:31:22.000 Yeah.
02:31:40.000 But there was no, like, claim that this is something that never happens.
02:31:43.000 We try to assassinate people in other countries all the time.
02:31:46.000 Trump just killed that general, that Iranian general, and there were no consequences as a result of that.
02:31:51.000 But this happens all the time.
02:31:52.000 It happens.
02:31:53.000 Why wouldn't it happen?
02:31:54.000 Well, it happens because it's convenient, and it can be done, and it's efficacious, right?
02:31:59.000 It does work.
02:32:01.000 But this is the problem.
02:32:03.000 And don't you think they basically tried to kill Julian Assange?
02:32:06.000 They did it in a sloppy way, but they're doing whatever they can to kill the guy.
02:32:10.000 They're doing something that doesn't seem right.
02:32:12.000 It's like, I need to know, what are you allowed to do based on what he did?
02:32:21.000 Like, what did he actually do?
02:32:23.000 What he really did was expose things.
02:32:25.000 Like, his actions.
02:32:27.000 That were true.
02:32:28.000 That were true.
02:32:28.000 And we're criminal.
02:32:29.000 Yes.
02:32:30.000 Right?
02:32:30.000 Or at least negligible.
02:32:31.000 Yes.
02:32:32.000 Like, when they shot down on the journalist with the telephoto lens, they thought he had a gun.
02:32:40.000 Right.
02:32:40.000 They had bad graphics or bad resolutions.
02:32:43.000 Optics, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:32:46.000 The real problem was there's like a lot of stuff there.
02:32:50.000 There's a lot of things that were happening.
02:32:52.000 As with the Edward Snowden thing, there's a lot of things to take into consideration, the things that aren't legal.
02:32:57.000 Like you're not supposed to be able to do that.
02:32:58.000 Like hold on, you're listening to everybody, you're reading all the emails, you don't even have a warrant?
02:33:04.000 Yeah.
02:33:04.000 Why are you allowed to do that?
02:33:05.000 Because you want a popularity contest?
02:33:07.000 What the fuck are you doing?
02:33:08.000 This is how we slide into dictatorships.
02:33:10.000 And people are like, you're an asshole.
02:33:12.000 You say this.
02:33:13.000 There was a video that Samuel Rivera made, and people got mad at me because I reposted it.
02:33:19.000 It was me talking about freedom and it had a bunch of imagery of Cuba, Nazi Germany, and the Soviet Union, and China.
02:33:27.000 It's like talking about dictators.
02:33:29.000 But these images, you show Hitler, and you talk about freedom, and people go, what are you saying?
02:33:35.000 Joe, just this past summer, the U.S. government drone strikes a bunch of children and called them ISIS-K, because K stands for kindergarten in this context, apparently.
02:33:43.000 And no one who did this had any consequences for it.
02:33:47.000 Right, ten people died.
02:33:47.000 They just blew over.
02:33:48.000 There were kids!
02:33:49.000 Well, there was a bunch of kids.
02:33:51.000 It was like seven children, right?
02:33:53.000 And you're like, well, oops!
02:33:54.000 Oops doesn't cover it, I'm sorry.
02:33:56.000 And it's a complete mistake.
02:33:58.000 It wasn't the right people to kill, and the idea that their lives aren't as important, like, if that was done, like, let's imagine that that same drone strike was done, but it hit the Trump family, and it was Ivanka Trump and Jared Trump and Barron Trump and Melania,
02:34:14.000 and they all got murdered by a drone, you'd be like, holy shit!
02:34:19.000 Like, we're sorry, we thought they were terrorists.
02:34:22.000 We made a mistake.
02:34:23.000 Or any random family, even.
02:34:24.000 Any random family.
02:34:25.000 If another country drone strikes some kids here, we'd invade them.
02:34:27.000 But imagine if it was a high-profile person.
02:34:29.000 Sure.
02:34:29.000 Imagine if it was like, you know, fucking pick a person.
02:34:32.000 Pick a person.
02:34:33.000 Tucker Carlson and his mom.
02:34:34.000 Sure.
02:34:34.000 You know, like, they get drone strikes.
02:34:36.000 You'd be like, holy shit.
02:34:38.000 Yes.
02:34:38.000 And like, this is a mistake.
02:34:39.000 Sorry, we made a mistake.
02:34:40.000 Like, we would, it would be chaotic.
02:34:43.000 But if it happens way, way, way away from us, and it's a bunch of children, we're like...
02:34:48.000 There's literally no register, right?
02:34:51.000 Like the register was like...
02:34:53.000 You know whose fault that is?
02:34:54.000 Why?
02:34:54.000 The corporate press.
02:34:55.000 Because they're interested in making sure that the narrative sticks.
02:34:59.000 This is something that does not stick to the narrative, so they sweep it in the rug.
02:35:02.000 Right.
02:35:02.000 They have a day of outrage, and everyone's like back to normal.
02:35:05.000 I don't even think they had a day of outrage.
02:35:07.000 If that, right.
02:35:07.000 Did CNN have a day of outrage about the bombings?
02:35:10.000 No, not CNN particularly.
02:35:11.000 But that's a really important story.
02:35:13.000 If that had happened and it was Trump and Trump had killed a bunch of people accidentally and seven of them were children, that would be a giant story.
02:35:21.000 That should be a story for everybody.
02:35:22.000 That's worse than the phone call he made that he got him impeached.
02:35:25.000 No, it's not.
02:35:25.000 Killing kids?
02:35:26.000 No, it's not.
02:35:27.000 I disagree.
02:35:27.000 I heard they peed on each other.
02:35:29.000 What?
02:35:30.000 The Steele dossier.
02:35:32.000 Wasn't it like peeing?
02:35:33.000 Wait, are you joking?
02:35:35.000 Yes.
02:35:35.000 Okay, but I mean, that wasn't what he was impeached over.
02:35:37.000 No, no, I'm joking around, for sure.
02:35:39.000 Like, yeah, you're totally right.
02:35:40.000 It's crazy.
02:35:41.000 Yes.
02:35:43.000 It's crazy that this is something that is even being discussed.
02:35:47.000 It's like we've lost our fucking minds.
02:35:50.000 We've never had them.
02:35:51.000 I mean, this is something that's been going on for a very long time and no one seems to...
02:35:55.000 Because, you know, we're taught in school that war is a last resort, but there's so many people for whom it's a first priority.
02:36:01.000 Well, it's a financial priority.
02:36:04.000 There's so much money involved.
02:36:05.000 And it justifies the military budget.
02:36:07.000 We have to think about this when it comes to everything.
02:36:09.000 When it comes to diet, when it comes to foreign policy, when it comes to medical care.
02:36:14.000 We have to think about money.
02:36:16.000 Because money motivates people in spectacular ways.
02:36:20.000 I so disagree and think it's power, not money.
02:36:23.000 Well, I think it's both.
02:36:24.000 It's both, sure, but I think they get off more on the power.
02:36:27.000 But first you get the money.
02:36:28.000 No, first you get the power.
02:36:30.000 Then you get the money.
02:36:31.000 Then you get the pussy.
02:36:32.000 So you're saying, I don't think Biden's doing this for the pussy.
02:36:36.000 You don't know.
02:36:37.000 That dumb motherfucker still thinks it's gonna happen.
02:36:42.000 Wait, can we talk about- He thinks they're gonna have some fucking pill.
02:36:45.000 He's talking to stay alive for 36 more months.
02:36:48.000 And 36 months in, they hit him with a pill.
02:36:51.000 There it is.
02:36:51.000 Let me hear it.
02:36:53.000 Bitch.
02:36:53.000 What I talk about.
02:36:54.000 Lesbian.
02:36:55.000 Lesbian.
02:36:56.000 This country, you gotta make the money first.
02:36:59.000 Oh, it's money.
02:37:00.000 Then when you get the money, you get the power.
02:37:03.000 Then when you get the power- Then you get the woman.
02:37:06.000 The power comes after.
02:37:08.000 But we're misogynists.
02:37:10.000 We said pussy.
02:37:11.000 And he said woman.
02:37:12.000 Oh, you got the fucking...
02:37:14.000 No, you got the censored version on YouTube!
02:37:17.000 He definitely said pussy.
02:37:18.000 Oh, really?
02:37:19.000 Yes!
02:37:19.000 You got the bullshit version!
02:37:21.000 Then you get the woman.
02:37:23.000 It's the pussy!
02:37:25.000 It's gonna say the same thing.
02:37:29.000 Different video.
02:37:30.000 But it's in the title.
02:37:32.000 But he's playing...
02:37:33.000 It's longer, too.
02:37:37.000 Oh, let it go a little bit.
02:37:39.000 It's good and it's quiet.
02:37:43.000 It's too quiet.
02:37:46.000 Okay, so apparently he says it more than once.
02:37:50.000 Yeah, it says it even here.
02:37:53.000 I mean, if you Google movie quotes, it'll probably tell you.
02:37:55.000 First you'll get the money.
02:37:57.000 Yeah, Urban Dictionary says women.
02:38:00.000 Yeah.
02:38:00.000 Wow.
02:38:01.000 So it's like the Berenstain Bears.
02:38:02.000 Oh, yeah.
02:38:03.000 Or Play It Against Sam.
02:38:05.000 What's that?
02:38:06.000 That doesn't happen?
02:38:07.000 No.
02:38:07.000 That's why Woody Allen called the movie Play It Against Sam.
02:38:09.000 What?
02:38:10.000 He never says it.
02:38:11.000 What?
02:38:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:38:12.000 You know that, right?
02:38:13.000 No!
02:38:13.000 I used to do stand-up at Play It Against Sam's.
02:38:15.000 Yeah.
02:38:16.000 No.
02:38:16.000 I did stand-up at Play It Against Sam's in Boston.
02:38:19.000 It was one of the first times I ever saw comedy.
02:38:21.000 Yeah.
02:38:22.000 Like, I thought he said it.
02:38:24.000 Nope.
02:38:24.000 Who says it?
02:38:25.000 No one says it.
02:38:26.000 It's not in the movie.
02:38:27.000 Double check, Jamie.
02:38:28.000 I could be talking to my ass.
02:38:30.000 Repeat, though?
02:38:32.000 Play it again, Sam.
02:38:34.000 From Casablanca?
02:38:35.000 Yeah, I think that's one of those false memories.
02:38:38.000 Like Mandela being in jail.
02:38:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:38:41.000 Wait a minute, Mandela was never in jail?
02:38:42.000 No, people think he died in jail, some people.
02:38:45.000 Play it again, Sam.
02:38:46.000 Let's play it.
02:38:47.000 Then what am I thinking of?
02:38:49.000 I'm trying to find the shortest one.
02:38:49.000 Play it.
02:38:50.000 Does anyone say play it against you?
02:38:51.000 Oh, that's okay.
02:38:52.000 There's a movie about it.
02:38:53.000 Yeah.
02:38:53.000 Here we go.
02:38:54.000 I'll do that one.
02:38:55.000 Play that one.
02:38:55.000 Might not be.
02:38:56.000 You might be right.
02:38:59.000 Humphrey Bogart.
02:39:00.000 Old school.
02:39:02.000 One of the first watches ever.
02:39:05.000 Boss?
02:39:10.000 Boss?
02:39:11.000 Yeah?
02:39:12.000 Boss, ain't you going to bed?
02:39:14.000 Not right now.
02:39:15.000 Ain't you planning on going to bed in the near future?
02:39:17.000 No.
02:39:19.000 You ever going to bed?
02:39:20.000 No.
02:39:22.000 You used to be a much better liar, Sam.
02:39:26.000 Leave him alone, Miss Elsa.
02:39:28.000 You're bad luck to him.
02:39:29.000 Yeah, that's Sam.
02:39:31.000 You're bad luck to him.
02:39:32.000 Played one, Sam.
02:39:33.000 Yeah!
02:39:34.000 Close.
02:39:35.000 I don't know what you mean, Miss Elsa.
02:39:36.000 Hold on.
02:39:37.000 Keep it going.
02:39:38.000 Played, Sam.
02:39:40.000 Play as time goes by.
02:39:42.000 Oh, I can't remember it, Miss Elsa.
02:39:44.000 I'm a little rusty.
02:39:46.000 That's some bad acting.
02:39:54.000 She's not bad.
02:40:00.000 Okay, so she never really says it.
02:40:02.000 Or we're in the alternate timeline.
02:40:06.000 It was said.
02:40:08.000 Let's imagine this.
02:40:11.000 1952. Is that 42?
02:40:14.000 That's 42?
02:40:15.000 That's old.
02:40:16.000 I thought it was later too.
02:40:17.000 I thought it was in the 50s.
02:40:20.000 42 is crazy.
02:40:21.000 That's pre-World War II. That's during World War II. But I mean like pre the end of World War II. 42 is crazy.
02:40:30.000 That's so long ago.
02:40:33.000 Okay.
02:40:34.000 That's 80 years ago.
02:40:36.000 Yeah, we're old.
02:40:38.000 That's when Biden was in high school.
02:40:40.000 They had watches 80 years ago.
02:40:42.000 They watched this for a long time.
02:40:43.000 I know.
02:40:44.000 I'm joking around.
02:40:45.000 Wrist watches.
02:40:46.000 You guys were talking about the Woody Allen movie.
02:40:48.000 It's made off a false premise.
02:40:50.000 Yeah.
02:40:53.000 If I could only travel back to a particular time in U.S. history...
02:41:03.000 I would be real...
02:41:04.000 I would have two dilemmas.
02:41:06.000 The first dilemma would be, I want to be in 1776. I want to see, like, the early days.
02:41:10.000 The chaos.
02:41:11.000 Yeah.
02:41:11.000 Like, what is it like to ride around on a donkey and, like, worry that the British are coming?
02:41:16.000 And then...
02:41:16.000 A donkey?
02:41:17.000 Yeah.
02:41:17.000 What donkey?
02:41:18.000 Mules.
02:41:19.000 They're riding around mules?
02:41:20.000 They had a lot of mules back then.
02:41:22.000 But they were riding them?
02:41:23.000 Mules are a better animal to ride in inclement weather, in rugged terrain.
02:41:29.000 Okay, but they were riding them though?
02:41:30.000 Yes.
02:41:31.000 Okay.
02:41:31.000 Yes.
02:41:32.000 It's a big thing in the South.
02:41:33.000 Okay.
02:41:33.000 Okay, in the South.
02:41:34.000 Gotcha.
02:41:34.000 Mules are more dependable to not take precarious paths.
02:41:40.000 Okay.
02:41:40.000 Like you can talk a horse into jumping off a cliff.
02:41:43.000 Okay.
02:41:43.000 Just keep riding it.
02:41:44.000 A mule will be like, fuck.
02:41:45.000 You.
02:41:46.000 Okay, got it.
02:41:46.000 So mules are like smarter about movement on rugged terrain and they last longer and they need less work.
02:41:53.000 A friend of mine, Clay Newcomb, he's been on this podcast before.
02:41:56.000 He actually raises mules.
02:41:57.000 Oh, that's cool.
02:41:58.000 He's got a podcast called Bear Grease.
02:42:01.000 Why is it called Bear Grease?
02:42:02.000 Because it's about the commodity of bear fat in the early days.
02:42:08.000 It was a huge trading thing.
02:42:11.000 Bear fat was very valuable, and bears were very valuable.
02:42:15.000 During the pioneer days, during those days where the settlers were making their way west, in Arkansas in particular, where he's from, bears were more important than deer, more important than any Yeah, they're a game animal.
02:42:27.000 They all ate bears.
02:42:28.000 I'm into wet shaving and I was going to get some shaving soap made with bear tallow and she couldn't get the tallow because it was hard to find now.
02:42:34.000 So this is still a thing.
02:42:36.000 Well, the thing is you can't sell it commercially because black bears can't be...
02:42:40.000 We're real weird when it comes to animals.
02:42:43.000 Some animals, we're allowed you to domesticate.
02:42:46.000 You can domesticate a cow because there's no real wild examples of bovines, those kind of cows in America.
02:42:56.000 Hawaii has a little bit of it, so you could say one part of America.
02:42:59.000 And Australia has it.
02:43:01.000 They're called scrub bulls.
02:43:02.000 And what a scrub bull is is a wild domestic cow that has morphed and become much more aggressive and super dangerous.
02:43:11.000 Like the dingo?
02:43:12.000 No, no, no.
02:43:12.000 Isn't the dingo the generation of domesticated dogs?
02:43:14.000 It's like...
02:43:15.000 No.
02:43:17.000 All dogs come from wolves.
02:43:19.000 No, but dingoes came from domesticated dogs.
02:43:21.000 If a dingo comes from a domesticated dog, it's going backwards, right?
02:43:24.000 Right.
02:43:24.000 It's going more.
02:43:25.000 That might be the case.
02:43:26.000 But for sure, a dingo came originally from a wolf.
02:43:30.000 Sure, but it went back to being a wolf.
02:43:32.000 It's like a boomerang.
02:43:33.000 But wait a minute.
02:43:34.000 Here's the thing.
02:43:36.000 Do they originate in Australia?
02:43:38.000 I think, Jamie, can you look this up?
02:43:40.000 I thought they were like dogs that went feral and kind of all bred each other, but I could be totally wrong.
02:43:44.000 No, I think you're right, because that makes more sense.
02:43:46.000 I know they don't bark.
02:43:47.000 But that way they probably wouldn't have ever, like if it's like a thousand year old thing, like maybe they never encountered wolves.
02:43:54.000 Right.
02:43:55.000 Like maybe they came from this line that went from wolves to dogs, and then dogs to Australia, and then dogs who go wild.
02:44:02.000 And that's why they're not really scared of people.
02:44:04.000 That makes sense.
02:44:05.000 It's my understanding.
02:44:05.000 The dingo ate my baby.
02:44:07.000 But this is why I'm saying it's my understanding.
02:44:09.000 I just watched that episode last night.
02:44:10.000 Is it you?
02:44:11.000 It's a movie, right?
02:44:12.000 It's Steinfeld.
02:44:13.000 Well, I don't know where she got it from, I guess.
02:44:14.000 Oh, it's from the Meryl Streep movies.
02:44:16.000 Oh, is it?
02:44:16.000 I just got it from Seinfeld.
02:44:17.000 That's the only place I ever met from.
02:44:19.000 Oh, really?
02:44:19.000 Yeah.
02:44:19.000 It's like when you hear a cover song and think it's the original because you heard a cover first.
02:44:23.000 It was a Meryl Streep movie about a woman in Australia who I think they accused of murdering her kid.
02:44:27.000 And she said, the dingo ate my baby.
02:44:29.000 Yeah.
02:44:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:44:30.000 And everyone's like, wait, what?
02:44:33.000 Wait, so is the dingo degeneration of the dinosaur dog?
02:44:39.000 I was digging through an article on the mitochondrial DNA research on that.
02:44:43.000 Maybe East Asia, I think, is where it came from, but I couldn't get back to the thought part of it.
02:44:49.000 People need to fund this thing.
02:44:51.000 Fund what thing?
02:44:52.000 The dingo?
02:44:53.000 Yeah, it's the conundrum where the dingo came from.
02:44:58.000 Australia's a wild place, man.
02:45:00.000 It's so rugged and they're so individualistic.
02:45:03.000 No, they're not.
02:45:04.000 Not anymore.
02:45:05.000 I was like, get into that.
02:45:05.000 Oh, sorry.
02:45:06.000 I'll shut up.
02:45:07.000 Cock blocker.
02:45:08.000 I was like, but they're the people that have fallen into the most preposterous police state in the Western world.
02:45:14.000 Out of all the countries that have hit the worst possible scenario in terms of how do you respond to the pandemic.
02:45:22.000 You have the smallest number of people that have been killed with corona, right?
02:45:28.000 Like people blame this Colin Powell thing on COVID, but the reality is he was in poor health and very old.
02:45:36.000 The headline said after complications with COVID, not due to complications.
02:45:39.000 He's also in his 80s, which is above the average age that people die.
02:45:43.000 We have an expiration date, ladies and gentlemen, right?
02:45:46.000 Especially Keith Olbermann.
02:45:48.000 Oh!
02:45:50.000 We let him off the hook.
02:45:51.000 Oh, I'm never going to let him off the hook.
02:45:53.000 I thought we were doing good.
02:45:53.000 Oh, no, no, no.
02:45:54.000 You don't let them off the hook once they're on the hook.
02:45:56.000 What do you do?
02:45:57.000 You got to twist that knife.
02:45:58.000 You got to get them begging for mercy.
02:45:59.000 What's your ultimate goal with this Keith Olbermann thing?
02:46:02.000 What do you hope to accomplish from this?
02:46:03.000 Oh, Keith, I don't have an ultimate goal with him, but it's just fun for the lulz.
02:46:06.000 That's the goal for anything.
02:46:07.000 Oh, for the lulz.
02:46:08.000 Yeah.
02:46:08.000 Okay.
02:46:10.000 This is about, I think, the best I'll get is this first paragraph here, maybe, which is...
02:46:16.000 Oh, when whole genome sequencing indicates that while dogs are genetically divergent subspecies as a gray wolf, the dog is not a descendant of the extant gray wolf.
02:46:27.000 Rather, they are sister taxa which share a common ancestor from a ghost population of wolves that disappeared.
02:46:36.000 At the end of the late Pleistocene, oh my god, I sense a movie!
02:46:39.000 The dog and the dingo are not separate species.
02:46:41.000 Okay, yeah.
02:46:42.000 They're not separate species.
02:46:42.000 The dingo and the Basenji...
02:46:44.000 Basenji.
02:46:45.000 It's a breed.
02:46:46.000 Oh, okay.
02:46:47.000 And Basil, members of the domestic dog clade.
02:46:52.000 Okay, so you're right.
02:46:53.000 Yeah.
02:46:53.000 So it seems like the dingo were probably...
02:46:56.000 You know, there's a problem with that in parts of rural Georgia.
02:46:59.000 Yeah, I believe a woman, someone got killed, I think it was a woman, got killed by domestic dogs that are wild in Georgia recently and torn apart.
02:47:09.000 It's horrible.
02:47:09.000 There's like packs of dogs that are acting like predators.
02:47:12.000 They're looking for meat.
02:47:14.000 Tom Shalhoub, who I think he's still on Fox, I don't remember, like he had a book and I read his book and he talked about how when he was a kid in Boston, like in the 50s or 60s, there'd be packs of dogs that would maul kids on their bikes.
02:47:25.000 And I'd be like, wait, wait.
02:47:26.000 And he's just like, yeah, that's what it was.
02:47:28.000 I'm like, how is this normal that you're on a bike and these dogs just attack you?
02:47:33.000 And he just basically played it off.
02:47:34.000 And I'm like, I still can't wrap my head around, are they killing the kids?
02:47:38.000 Are they dismembering them?
02:47:39.000 He's like, no, no, they attack you and then you kind of chase them off.
02:47:42.000 And I'm like, you seem to be pretty blasé about something that seems to be very, very disturbing.
02:47:46.000 Dude, people get blasé about what's around them all the time.
02:47:50.000 Yeah, that's true.
02:47:50.000 When people are used to...
02:47:52.000 That's the fucked up thing about people is how quickly they accept whatever the circumstances are.
02:47:58.000 And this is one of the things about COVID that we've realized is how quick it is for people to change the way they think and change their behavior.
02:48:05.000 I mean, there's certain like...
02:48:06.000 We have no...
02:48:08.000 Well, that's why we're so adaptive.
02:48:10.000 I was waiting for another opening.
02:48:13.000 Did you hear the story of the woman in Huntsville that was found in a van for two weeks?
02:48:17.000 What?
02:48:17.000 They found a body in a van that was there for two weeks, and no one was like, how did they get there?
02:48:23.000 And it was in a police lot.
02:48:24.000 They were looking for her, and they were like, oh, it turns out she's in the back of this van that's just been sitting here.
02:48:28.000 Oh, my God.
02:48:30.000 I just saw this while I was on the plane.
02:48:31.000 I was digging through it.
02:48:32.000 I didn't hear a lot of information about it.
02:48:34.000 They just released a video of showing her getting into the van, which...
02:48:38.000 Oh my god.
02:48:39.000 In a police van?
02:48:40.000 Oh, holy crap.
02:48:41.000 I misunderstood you.
02:48:41.000 Wait a minute.
02:48:43.000 They put her in the police van and they forgot her in there?
02:48:45.000 They don't know how she got in there herself, they're saying.
02:48:50.000 Oh my god, she entered into it and then she couldn't get out because there's no handles on the inside.
02:48:55.000 And then it was 88 degrees for two weeks or something like that.
02:48:58.000 Oh my god.
02:49:00.000 So she climbed in a police van and died in there?
02:49:02.000 Without her phone?
02:49:03.000 That's part of the questioning.
02:49:04.000 Without her phone?
02:49:05.000 Why did she get in there?
02:49:06.000 She's a woman.
02:49:08.000 Why was she in the van?
02:49:09.000 How did no one check on her?
02:49:11.000 Why would you climb into any van?
02:49:14.000 Again, this is a story of she was missing.
02:49:16.000 What if you wanted to go to the mall?
02:49:17.000 And people were bringing it up as the comparison to the Gabby Petito situation.
02:49:22.000 Big, big story for two, three, four, five weeks now.
02:49:26.000 And this has been happening and no one has heard.
02:49:27.000 Well, this reminds me more of that lady with the hotel in LA. Remember the thing with the elevator?
02:49:32.000 Oh, yeah.
02:49:33.000 There's a documentary on Netflix about that.
02:49:35.000 Well, the other thing about this is the police have said stuff that her family is like, that doesn't make any sense.
02:49:41.000 What do you mean?
02:49:42.000 What'd they say?
02:49:43.000 Oh, the police might have forgot about her.
02:49:48.000 I'm reading this off of Instagram.
02:49:49.000 They might not have, by the way.
02:49:51.000 I don't want to get sued, Michael Malice.
02:49:53.000 I mean, this is CNN, so you've got to take it.
02:49:56.000 I just was clicking the first thing I saw about it.
02:49:58.000 What does it say?
02:49:59.000 The police face questions?
02:50:00.000 Yeah, they don't know.
02:50:01.000 Again, they don't know how it got in there, how they didn't find her in the back of the parking lot for two weeks.
02:50:06.000 But if you don't use a certain van for two weeks, that's terrifying.
02:50:10.000 Here's the thing, like, I don't know how those things work, but if the lock works on the outside, but there's no handles on the inside because you've got prisoners, you could easily open that up and go, I'm going to take a nap in here.
02:50:21.000 Like, if you're a homeless person...
02:50:23.000 I get it, but like...
02:50:25.000 Maybe she's homeless.
02:50:26.000 Wait, if you're homeless, it's going to be hotter in the van than outside the van.
02:50:29.000 Correct.
02:50:29.000 What if it's outside?
02:50:30.000 During the news conference, they said...
02:50:31.000 Mosquitoes and shit.
02:50:32.000 She's walking around the parking lot.
02:50:34.000 She lays down in the bushes at some point.
02:50:36.000 She sits on the hood of a police car for some time.
02:50:39.000 All this happens about 10 minutes before she enters the van.
02:50:42.000 Yeah, she was tripping balls.
02:50:43.000 Like, what she's saying is all like someone who's drunk or hot.
02:50:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:50:47.000 And she probably climbed into the vehicle and died because of the heat.
02:50:51.000 Oh my god.
02:50:52.000 Look at how they write this.
02:50:54.000 Because the vehicle was designed for inmate transport, once the back doors are closed, there's no way to open them from the inside.
02:51:02.000 How terrifying is that?
02:51:04.000 To be trippin' balls and you just realize like, hey, hey, how do I get out of here?
02:51:10.000 Bang, bang, bang.
02:51:11.000 Hey!
02:51:12.000 Bang, bang, bang.
02:51:13.000 Hey!
02:51:14.000 And all of a sudden it's 75. You're like, oh my god, I have to drink my own urine.
02:51:19.000 So then you're trying to figure out, you, Michael Malice, you, trying to figure out how to stay alive, tripping balls.
02:51:25.000 You were hanging out with Burt Kreischer, and he got you hammered, and he climbed into a police car, and you're like, fuck the police, and you took a nap.
02:51:31.000 Joe, if I'm tripping balls, why am I going to where the cops are?
02:51:36.000 Because you're so high you don't know what you're doing.
02:51:38.000 Have you ever tripped balls?
02:51:39.000 I've never been that high that I'm going towards the fucking cops.
02:51:44.000 That's when you know you got the good shit.
02:51:49.000 What does it say?
02:51:50.000 This is like when you said why the police have questions to answer.
02:51:53.000 Okay.
02:51:54.000 Where does it say?
02:51:55.000 Which part?
02:51:56.000 Which part?
02:51:57.000 Initially delayed, giving the family the incorrect date for the last time they saw her.
02:52:01.000 Oh, boy.
02:52:03.000 She's a snitch!
02:52:04.000 Oh, they may have killed her.
02:52:06.000 Oh, she's a snitch.
02:52:07.000 They knew her pretty well.
02:52:09.000 They worked with her to provide resources.
02:52:11.000 Oh, wait, maybe they were giving her resources like she was poor.
02:52:13.000 They worked with her to...
02:52:14.000 Oh, my God.
02:52:15.000 They might have said, listen, bitch, if you don't tell us what the fuck to do, we're going to...
02:52:19.000 No, but they have videos of her.
02:52:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:52:21.000 So you know that didn't happen.
02:52:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:52:22.000 All right, I'm painting a face scenario.
02:52:24.000 This is how rumors get started.
02:52:25.000 This is how you write an episode of CSI. Yes.
02:52:28.000 No, so they've worked with her in the past to provide resources.
02:52:31.000 That means they were helping her.
02:52:32.000 Oh, look at this.
02:52:33.000 The video was not clear enough to indicate that that was our sister, Christina Nance.
02:52:38.000 That's what people were sort of saying.
02:52:39.000 They said they had a video and everyone was like, well, I guess it's going to be grainy enough that we can't see her face.
02:52:44.000 We won't even know who it is getting in there because they could have just made a fake video to say this is what happened to help her.
02:52:49.000 God, there's so many problems being a person.
02:52:50.000 I guess you guys have not heard about the story.
02:52:52.000 No, I hadn't.
02:52:53.000 That makes me very sad.
02:52:55.000 It is sad.
02:52:56.000 To die like that is horrific.
02:52:58.000 Just an earshot of, like, you know, everyone else.
02:53:01.000 That's really kind of...
02:53:02.000 And banging on those doors.
02:53:04.000 Jesus, that's awful.
02:53:06.000 I feel bad for her and her family.
02:53:08.000 That's not a good way to go.
02:53:10.000 Have you ever been...
02:53:11.000 How do you want to go?
02:53:12.000 Hot and no water?
02:53:13.000 Fucking!
02:53:16.000 Like Nelson Rockefeller.
02:53:18.000 Nelson Rockefeller.
02:53:19.000 I have a bit about it.
02:53:21.000 I don't know.
02:53:22.000 I probably want an asteroid.
02:53:24.000 Hit me right in the face.
02:53:26.000 I don't want to be knocked back into the Stone Age.
02:53:28.000 If one of those Pleistocene-type, one of them Yucatan craters, one of them asteroids comes right in the face.
02:53:36.000 Just hit me with this six-mile-wide chunk of steel from space or iron from space.
02:53:42.000 Hit me right in the face.
02:53:44.000 Boom!
02:53:46.000 Let's see what's next.
02:53:47.000 I don't want to eat people.
02:53:50.000 I don't want to be a cannibal.
02:53:51.000 I don't want to be a cannibal either.
02:53:53.000 I don't want to do like Stalin-style Soviet Union, eat your babies.
02:53:57.000 Wait, what's that with anything?
02:53:58.000 What do you mean?
02:53:58.000 Lex was telling me that there was periods of time during Stalin's reign where people who were starving to death ate their children.
02:54:05.000 Yeah, he must be referring to either Caesar Leningrad or the Holodomor when they starved.
02:54:10.000 I talk about that in my forthcoming book.
02:54:12.000 And they knew you were holding food if you weren't starving.
02:54:15.000 Here's the thing, Michael.
02:54:17.000 I don't think humans are that much different than humans back then.
02:54:20.000 Of course we're not.
02:54:21.000 That's all paleo idea.
02:54:22.000 Yeah, and I think that if you looked at what it is, if you could take what a human is, what entails being a human being, and you could narrow it down to a specific group of elements and ingredients...
02:54:37.000 We're the same thing.
02:54:38.000 Exactly the same thing.
02:54:40.000 So, it's possible with the wrong set of circumstances, the wrong events, the wrong humans in charge, to get to a point where people are so fucked that they're eating their kids.
02:54:53.000 Oh, yeah.
02:54:56.000 100 years ago, it can happen 100 years from now.
02:54:59.000 We're the same thing.
02:55:01.000 It takes thousands of years for us to change what it means to be a person, and we haven't really changed that much.
02:55:06.000 In the late 1800s, early 1900s, the talking point was, we're never going to have war again, because now we're civilized, and we have technology, and we figured it out, and then came the Great War.
02:55:17.000 And as a result of that, they had to invent plastic surgery because it was the first time you had human beings meeting metal machines of war and coming back all disfigured and completely deformed.
02:55:26.000 And medical science increased to the point where you keep those people alive.
02:55:30.000 Right.
02:55:31.000 Yeah.
02:55:31.000 When I was a kid, I lived in San Francisco.
02:55:34.000 Let me interrupt you for a second.
02:55:35.000 Can you pull up the first guy who got plastic surgery?
02:55:37.000 Oh, I've seen it.
02:55:37.000 If you've seen that picture, it's just...
02:55:39.000 I got to pee.
02:55:40.000 Do you want to keep going?
02:55:41.000 Yeah, let's do it.
02:55:41.000 Let's pee.
02:55:42.000 Well, pee will come back.
02:55:43.000 Michael Malice, ladies and gentlemen, one of the greats.
02:55:46.000 So how was your pee?
02:55:47.000 Did you enjoy it?
02:55:48.000 I didn't pee.
02:55:49.000 You didn't take a shit?
02:55:50.000 I was sitting here the whole time.
02:55:51.000 You didn't leave.
02:55:52.000 You didn't leave at all?
02:55:53.000 No.
02:55:54.000 Oh, they told me you did.
02:55:55.000 It was Jamie.
02:55:55.000 They lied.
02:55:56.000 Jamie's a liar.
02:55:56.000 It was confusion.
02:55:58.000 There was confusion outside in the hallway.
02:55:59.000 Jamie's short for CNN. Relax, relax.
02:56:04.000 I ran out there to pee.
02:56:05.000 They didn't know who it was.
02:56:06.000 Can't CNN be saved, Michael Malice?
02:56:08.000 No.
02:56:09.000 No?
02:56:10.000 I don't think the corporate press can or should be saved.
02:56:12.000 I think the amount of blood these people have on their hands is unforgivable.
02:56:15.000 Do you think that the mantle should be handed over in terms of viewership, in terms of what we ingest, in terms of media?
02:56:25.000 Should we hand it over to these independent places?
02:56:28.000 Things like Breaking Points?
02:56:30.000 I don't think should is the word I would use, but I think that this is why I'm so hopeful for this country.
02:56:35.000 I think it's inevitable.
02:56:36.000 Look at when you and I were kids, there was Sam Goody and Coconuts and The Wiz and those are the record stores and you can only get a certain amount of records and now those stores don't exist and there's more music than ever.
02:56:49.000 And you get it the press of a button and for virtually nothing.
02:56:52.000 So I think there's no reason for news to be as commodified and to be as centralized as it is.
02:56:58.000 I saw somebody say something.
02:56:59.000 What?
02:57:00.000 That's not good, though.
02:57:00.000 That music's available for virtually nothing, though.
02:57:03.000 That's great.
02:57:05.000 So they're used to the consumer, but not for the artists.
02:57:07.000 There's plenty of artists who are making it happen.
02:57:11.000 Look, for example, my books, you can bootleg them, and I'm not seeing a cent, but there's enough people who are paying that enables me to have that be my income.
02:57:20.000 My book, The Anarchist Handbook, which I dropped in May, was the top nonfiction book on Amazon for a few hours, and I didn't go through a publisher.
02:57:27.000 This is a new means of publishing, and I'm very, very excited about what that means for the future.
02:57:33.000 It is really interesting that there's not a gatekeeper anymore.
02:57:36.000 Right.
02:57:37.000 That all you have to do is have something that resonates with people.
02:57:39.000 Right.
02:57:40.000 Yeah.
02:57:41.000 You know, the hunter-gatherer's guide, the Brett Weinstein and Heather Hying book, hunter-gatherer's guide to the 21st century.
02:57:52.000 It shot through the fucking roof on Amazon.
02:57:55.000 Yeah.
02:57:56.000 Immediately.
02:57:56.000 And it was just because of the love that people have for them and their honest opinions.
02:58:02.000 When you're an independent person, make it happen.
02:58:05.000 People are desperate.
02:58:06.000 It's like tipping your waiter.
02:58:07.000 You really want to show your support and buy their product.
02:58:10.000 And I've been the recipient of that, and I'm very grateful for that to be the case.
02:58:13.000 That's all I do.
02:58:14.000 That's my whole world.
02:58:15.000 Yeah.
02:58:15.000 My whole world is...
02:58:18.000 Putting out the best version of whatever the fuck I put out I can, you're not going to like, no one is going to like everything.
02:58:25.000 But that's what being authentic means.
02:58:27.000 Being a person.
02:58:28.000 When you love someone, you know, like a friend or partner, you're going to be like, all right, they do this, that's annoying.
02:58:33.000 Or I hate this quality about them.
02:58:34.000 But you accept them in their totality because that's them being them.
02:58:37.000 As opposed to some corporate nonsense where you pretend that you're perfect and everything's, you know, flawless.
02:58:42.000 That's bullshit.
02:58:43.000 Human beings are far more complex than that.
02:58:46.000 Yeah.
02:58:47.000 No network is flawless and no vaccine is flawless.
02:58:49.000 Isn't it crazy that saying that is controversial?
02:58:53.000 What you said, logically, if you want to look at all the data points, you'd be like, makes sense.
02:59:00.000 I see where you drew his conclusion.
02:59:02.000 Yeah.
02:59:02.000 But if you want to be a part of the cool kids club and you want to go to the Emmys...
02:59:07.000 I mean, the idea that they're the cool kids...
02:59:11.000 They stood up and applauded while Harvey Weinstein's exposing himself to half the women in Hollywood.
02:59:16.000 I think what we have to do is make a new cool kids club.
02:59:21.000 Don't you think that's what's happening now?
02:59:22.000 I think it is, but I think we have to maybe do it consciously.
02:59:25.000 Well, we have to do it based on some very clearly established ethics.
02:59:31.000 And one of them is just, like, be nice.
02:59:34.000 Be nice.
02:59:34.000 Not nice, kind.
02:59:36.000 Be kind is good.
02:59:37.000 Be kind.
02:59:37.000 Be kind is good.
02:59:38.000 That's a good way to say it.
02:59:39.000 Be kind.
02:59:40.000 Be honest.
02:59:42.000 If you just get past Be Kind and Be Honest, if we can get everybody to do the Four Agreements...
02:59:48.000 What are the Four Agreements?
02:59:49.000 Do you know the Don Miguel...
02:59:51.000 Don Miguel Ruiz wrote a book called The Four Agreements.
02:59:56.000 It's really beautiful.
02:59:58.000 And if you get the audio version, it's really easy to digest because it's read by Peter Coyote, the actor.
03:00:07.000 And it's, one, be impeccable with your word.
03:00:10.000 This is the idea.
03:00:11.000 These are the four agreements.
03:00:13.000 Be impeccable with your word.
03:00:14.000 There's no reason to say something you don't really believe.
03:00:18.000 If you think that it serves you, this is my interpretation, but if you think that it serves you to be a liar and to be disingenuous, ultimately, based on my own experience, it doesn't serve you.
03:00:30.000 Because any victory you gain through deception You lose points in how you feel about yourself.
03:00:38.000 It's also very hard to sustain a lie because a lie by definition is going against reality and at some point reality is going to catch up with you.
03:00:45.000 It also keeps you from really connecting with people.
03:00:48.000 They need to know that you're telling the truth.
03:00:51.000 Or your best version of it.
03:00:52.000 Yes.
03:00:53.000 The people that I value the most are the people with humility and self-deprecation and honesty, and they can look at themselves for what the fuck they really are.
03:01:01.000 So here's another one.
03:01:02.000 Don't take anything personally.
03:01:04.000 If there's anything out of this book that's helped me more than anything, it's don't take things personally.
03:01:09.000 Because if people say mean shit about you, people immediately want to lash out.
03:01:14.000 They immediately want to attack.
03:01:15.000 They immediately want to make it their goal to destroy that person.
03:01:19.000 It's...
03:01:20.000 It's a waste of energy like if you want to discuss it publicly like we just did on this podcast like me even this maybe an argument against that but Taking it personally is fucking dangerous, but I come on.
03:01:33.000 It's not good.
03:01:33.000 You can't take anything personally.
03:01:34.000 There's lots to stick personally I just don't think it's good for you.
03:01:37.000 I don't think it's good for you.
03:01:39.000 I don't think it benefits you I think maintaining I want to call it a Zen mind state, but what I mean is...
03:01:47.000 The serenity prayer.
03:01:48.000 There's a mind state that you can achieve where you're less troubled by things that you have no control over.
03:01:55.000 And I think that is probably better for everybody.
03:01:58.000 Yeah.
03:01:58.000 Some people ask me how I deal with all the garbage on social media, and I'm like, look, I'm from New York, right?
03:02:03.000 If you're in New York and someone gets up to you on the subway and starts cursing you and calling you stupid and all these other things, you're not going to take their comments under advisement.
03:02:10.000 Your only thought is, how do I get away from this person as fast as possible?
03:02:13.000 So that is a similar model.
03:02:14.000 If there's a stranger who's berating you on Twitter or Facebook, it's fine.
03:02:18.000 But there's lots of things I take personally.
03:02:21.000 If I value someone's opinion, if they have an intimate relationship with them and they say bad things about me, yeah, it's going to hurt.
03:02:27.000 Right, but this is the perspective.
03:02:29.000 When that person does that, recognize that, well, this person I now know is capable of doing something that's very weak.
03:02:36.000 But what if they're doing it and they're right?
03:02:38.000 What if they're pointing out a flaw of mine that is actually accurate?
03:02:41.000 Oh, well, that's not personal.
03:02:42.000 Then you should be thankful.
03:02:43.000 I am thankful, but I'm still taking it.
03:02:45.000 Oh, I see what you mean.
03:02:45.000 But that's not taking it personally.
03:02:47.000 Like, hey, what the fuck's saying about me?
03:02:49.000 Well, if they're saying, if that number two is don't be defensive, that's the best advice you can give.
03:02:54.000 I think that's essentially what they're saying, but it's a little more complicated and nuanced if you say, don't take things personally.
03:03:00.000 It's kind of open for interpretation.
03:03:02.000 But for me, I mean, it's like how I view it.
03:03:06.000 It's helped me a lot to not create additional conflict.
03:03:10.000 If you think about when you're doing a show, let's just say you put a podcast out and it reaches a thousand people.
03:03:17.000 Sure.
03:03:18.000 Out of those thousand, you're going to have 30 people that hate it.
03:03:21.000 Sure, sure.
03:03:21.000 Maybe a hundred.
03:03:22.000 Sure.
03:03:22.000 Who knows?
03:03:23.000 Maybe it's one out of ten.
03:03:25.000 Those people might tweet about it.
03:03:27.000 You might read that tweet and decide that everybody hates it.
03:03:30.000 Yeah, that's crazy.
03:03:31.000 But you might decide, because you're defensive, that you read someone's interpretation of what you said and they get angry.
03:03:39.000 My point is that there's a lesson to be learned about human beings interacting online that Hasn't really existed before this era that we're living in right now with the internet.
03:03:51.000 When I say don't take anything personally, listening to what he's saying, I think we're dealing with a whole new level of that.
03:03:59.000 And if you could just say, people just talk, like if you say something crazy or whatever you do, if I talk to you, I won't take anything personally unless I can look you in the eye and have a conversation with you.
03:04:14.000 And not just a short one.
03:04:16.000 If we have a disagreement, I want to know what you think and why you think it.
03:04:20.000 And I want you to be able to listen to what I think and why I think it in a way that's going to be the most digestible.
03:04:27.000 So I'm going to say it in the most nice way possible.
03:04:30.000 That's my goal.
03:04:31.000 So when I say don't take anything personally, Don't make it harder.
03:04:35.000 It's hard enough to be a finite life span.
03:04:38.000 Sure.
03:04:39.000 Life form.
03:04:39.000 A finite life form on a planet that's hurling through infinity.
03:04:43.000 And a lot of times it's not really about you, it's about their dad.
03:04:46.000 Or about someone who broke up with them in high school.
03:04:48.000 About everything!
03:04:49.000 If it's hysterical, it's historical.
03:04:50.000 Yeah, it's about genetics, you know?
03:04:52.000 It's about fucking geography.
03:04:54.000 It's about economics.
03:04:56.000 There's a million different factors.
03:04:58.000 But I think the other thing young creators don't appreciate is make sure if you're creating a product, whether it's a book, podcast, whatever, that you're doing it for yourself.
03:05:06.000 If you're comfortable, if you enjoy it, and it doesn't resonate with the audience, it doesn't mean that it's the wrong thing.
03:05:10.000 Like, a lot of times I'll do things that people find stupid, but I'm having fun.
03:05:14.000 Yeah, for sure.
03:05:15.000 And if I'm having fun, then it's easy for me to produce.
03:05:17.000 For sure.
03:05:18.000 I mean, that's the whole history of this show.
03:05:20.000 Yeah.
03:05:21.000 It's just two guys hanging out, having conversations.
03:05:23.000 So here's the other one.
03:05:24.000 Don't make assumptions.
03:05:25.000 That's another good one.
03:05:26.000 Don't make assumptions.
03:05:27.000 Be aware of all of the possibilities.
03:05:31.000 It's not like to be ignorant or to be unrealistic about negative outcomes, but don't make assumptions.
03:05:38.000 Just don't walk into things already at seven, all revved up.
03:05:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:05:41.000 Because you could go up to seven.
03:05:42.000 Right.
03:05:43.000 It's a lot easier to go up to seven than go from seven to one.
03:05:46.000 Absolutely.
03:05:46.000 And then the best one...
03:05:49.000 Always do your best.
03:05:51.000 Now, unconsciously, I had been working on two of those.
03:05:55.000 I had been working on be impeccable with your word, and I had been working on always do your best.
03:06:00.000 Just naturally.
03:06:02.000 Just realizing from trial and error in my life, where do I get over best?
03:06:06.000 I get over best when I'm always honest, and I be impeccable with what I say, and I'm not always accurate with it.
03:06:12.000 I fuck it up, and I feel bad about it, but my thought is like, Say what you mean and mean what you say.
03:06:19.000 That's be impeccable with your word.
03:06:21.000 Always do your best.
03:06:22.000 Always do your best been my easiest one.
03:06:23.000 Because it doesn't necessarily come with social consequences if you can just try your best.
03:06:28.000 Especially in competition.
03:06:31.000 When you get two sprinters talking shit to each other on the starting blocks, part of always doing your best is also talking shit to each other.
03:06:39.000 Trying to make that person feel bad before you fucking launch yourself.
03:06:42.000 Here's another way that Corolla always do your best.
03:06:44.000 If you're asking for someone for a favor, make it as easy for them to say yes as possible.
03:06:50.000 Right.
03:06:50.000 Do your best at it.
03:06:51.000 And do your best to take as much on your shoulders as you can so they have to do the least effort on their part.
03:06:56.000 I've had people be like, hey, can you look over this essay for me?
03:07:00.000 Well, it still needs a little work.
03:07:01.000 No, no, no, no, no.
03:07:02.000 Send it to me when you've got it as good as you can get it so that's when you need my help.
03:07:07.000 Because my time is important and you should treat it accordingly.
03:07:10.000 And vice versa.
03:07:11.000 There's some people with some decent ideas that think that the way to get through is to have someone grab your hand and pull you up the mountain.
03:07:18.000 Right.
03:07:18.000 And that's not always true.
03:07:19.000 No.
03:07:19.000 Like there's levels of ideas.
03:07:21.000 You might have a number two idea and you think it's a four idea.
03:07:25.000 Right.
03:07:25.000 You know, you might have a four, you think it's a six.
03:07:27.000 Right.
03:07:27.000 And this is part of the problem with being a person.
03:07:29.000 So we overestimate what we are based on the amount of input that we get.
03:07:34.000 And if we only get input from a very small group of people, and those people are all scared and anxious and clueless, we're fucked.
03:07:42.000 Yes.
03:07:43.000 And when you're young, you're going to ask your dumb little friends for advice, and they don't want to seem stupid, so they'll give you what they know, but they don't know what the hell they're talking about either.
03:07:50.000 Exactly.
03:07:50.000 So ask someone who's made it happen if you can get a hold of them.
03:07:53.000 And even when you get to them, you've got to catch them at the right time.
03:07:56.000 You don't want to catch them when they're dying.
03:07:58.000 Because when they get older, they start panicking and they start fucking bullshitting themselves.
03:08:03.000 They don't want to bullshit you.
03:08:04.000 And they stand on the balcony above Central Park spewing spit and yelling about people being afraid.
03:08:08.000 They're afraid!
03:08:09.000 Oh, this is the other meme that I wanted to show you.
03:08:11.000 Let's see this.
03:08:12.000 This is my new favorite meme.
03:08:14.000 Hold, please.
03:08:16.000 Hold, please.
03:08:17.000 Here it is.
03:08:19.000 Jamie...
03:08:21.000 Come on, Jamie.
03:08:22.000 There it goes.
03:08:26.000 I sent it to you.
03:08:27.000 Ready?
03:08:28.000 This is the best meme of...
03:08:30.000 What's today's date?
03:08:33.000 October 18, 2021. This is the best meme.
03:08:36.000 Oh, yeah.
03:08:37.000 I've seen that.
03:08:37.000 Oh, yeah, [...
03:08:42.000 It's Biden making this mean face next to this old man from...
03:08:47.000 What is that from?
03:08:48.000 Jeff something...
03:08:50.000 Jeff Foxworthy?
03:08:51.000 No, it's not Jeff Fox.
03:08:52.000 It's a comedian.
03:08:52.000 He does a bunch of those characters.
03:08:54.000 Oh, Dunham.
03:08:55.000 Jeff Dunham, yeah.
03:08:56.000 Yeah.
03:08:57.000 Why did I say Jeff Foxworthy?
03:08:59.000 We should end this podcast.
03:09:01.000 I'm drunk.
03:09:04.000 I had to get a little buzzed.
03:09:05.000 I had a few drinks.
03:09:07.000 I'm dealing with all this nonsense and I don't like it.
03:09:10.000 Really?
03:09:11.000 Is it getting to you?
03:09:11.000 No.
03:09:13.000 I don't like it.
03:09:16.000 I don't like that this is this kind of fake talk is acceptable.
03:09:22.000 I don't like it.
03:09:23.000 It makes me upset because it's 2021 and I think that shit is nonsense.
03:09:28.000 I think they're blowing smoke signals.
03:09:30.000 I think they're sending fucking Morse code It's not good for anybody.
03:09:36.000 What are you trying to do?
03:09:37.000 Are you trying to tell the truth and make some money?
03:09:39.000 This is not the way to do it.
03:09:41.000 What you're doing is some legacy bullshit that's based on principles that are only valid when the whole world didn't have YouTube.
03:09:48.000 Right.
03:09:49.000 This is why we're going to win.
03:09:50.000 Because they're living in an outdated model and these are not impressive people that we're up against.
03:09:55.000 This is why it's so confusing.
03:09:56.000 When a fucking cage-fighting commentator and a dirty comedian who started a podcast to talk shit while getting high with his friends, if that becomes a problem, why is that resonating with people?
03:10:10.000 How can you be hopeless about America when this is the case?
03:10:12.000 This is what's going on?
03:10:13.000 Yeah.
03:10:14.000 So these people that talk like, when was the last time you heard any of those people say cunt?
03:10:21.000 Why don't they say that?
03:10:23.000 That's a real word.
03:10:25.000 This time's...
03:10:26.000 You just got the...
03:10:28.000 That's the clip they're gonna pull.
03:10:30.000 This is the level of discourse on the Joe Rogan experience.
03:10:32.000 That's exactly the level of discourse.
03:10:35.000 It varies wildly.
03:10:39.000 Widely and wildly.
03:10:40.000 But why don't you talk like a person that I know?
03:10:44.000 Do you know that back in the day in comic books, and this is Jermaine, they weren't allowed to have characters named Clint because in comic books when the letters are all written out in capitals, it looks like cunt.
03:10:56.000 So they just put together a clip show for my YouTube called Malice Clips, but we're going to call it Malice Cups because it just looks fucking like that.
03:11:08.000 Well, they made Bruce Banner from the comic books.
03:11:12.000 David Banner, yeah.
03:11:13.000 Because Bruce is a gay name.
03:11:15.000 Yeah.
03:11:16.000 Bruce and Lance and Julian.
03:11:17.000 How crazy is that?
03:11:20.000 But Bruce is the ultimate gay name.
03:11:21.000 But I love the idea that somehow you're going to name your son Bruce and all of a sudden he's just going to be attracted to dudes.
03:11:26.000 Can we pull up data on how many Karens were named this year?
03:11:30.000 Oh, it's probably zero.
03:11:31.000 It's probably zero.
03:11:34.000 I've been going after this Karen on Twitter.
03:11:35.000 It's been really funny.
03:11:36.000 She's been having her ass handed to her.
03:11:37.000 Is her name really Karen?
03:11:38.000 No, it's Ruth Marcus.
03:11:40.000 What did she do?
03:11:41.000 She had this thing about, like, she was on an elevator.
03:11:44.000 She asked the guy to take off his mask, please.
03:11:46.000 And he's like, basically, go fuck yourself.
03:11:48.000 And she goes, well, that's the state of America today.
03:11:50.000 And everyone just piled on her hard.
03:11:53.000 And she's been doubling down this morning.
03:11:54.000 She goes, well, in honor of Colin Powell, let me explain why masks in the elevator are a good idea.
03:11:58.000 It's like, bitch, this ain't about Colin Powell.
03:12:01.000 How sweet is that move, though?
03:12:03.000 Attaching yourself to Colin Powell.
03:12:05.000 Oh, only three...
03:12:05.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:12:07.000 Wow.
03:12:07.000 Karen was the third most popular name for girls in 1965, meaning there were almost 33,000 newborn Karens that year.
03:12:14.000 Do you know what two names...
03:12:15.000 Last year, there were 325 baby girls named Karen, which is fewer than the 439 who were given the name in 2019. So there's people hanging in there.
03:12:26.000 325 with Karen.
03:12:27.000 The first name that fell off the fastest was Adolf.
03:12:30.000 Okay, obviously.
03:12:31.000 How about that mustache?
03:12:32.000 Where'd that go?
03:12:33.000 The guy from Sparks still has it there.
03:12:35.000 Who?
03:12:35.000 Sparks, this band that's been around since the 70s, his two brothers.
03:12:38.000 He's got a Hitler?
03:12:39.000 Oh yeah, a German mustache.
03:12:41.000 The Hitler's only good above the snatch.
03:12:44.000 That's right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:12:45.000 For a small amount of time.
03:12:46.000 But above the pussy, he don't mind at all.
03:12:48.000 There's no one who's getting mad about...
03:12:49.000 They're a great band.
03:12:52.000 Okay.
03:12:52.000 Seems more like a Charlie Chaplin to me, but I'll let it go.
03:12:55.000 Well, they wouldn't let him play in Germany, I think, at one point, or in Austria or something like that.
03:12:58.000 Because of the mustache.
03:12:59.000 Oh, that's a Hitler.
03:13:00.000 Yeah, no, that's a Hitler.
03:13:02.000 And they're really quirky.
03:13:03.000 Look at them marrying each other.
03:13:05.000 If you look at the top row, you see it right there?
03:13:07.000 Yeah.
03:13:07.000 So they're a very funny, quirky band.
03:13:09.000 They're two brothers.
03:13:12.000 Wow.
03:13:13.000 He's hanging in there with the Hitler.
03:13:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:13:14.000 They wouldn't let him into Germany?
03:13:16.000 You got the wrong mustache!
03:13:18.000 But the second name that fell off the fastest was Hillary.
03:13:22.000 Adolph and then Hillary.
03:13:23.000 That's gotta be zero.
03:13:24.000 But now I think it's come back.
03:13:25.000 People like her again.
03:13:26.000 But for a while though, she was really, really, really.
03:13:28.000 They need to watch videos.
03:13:30.000 Yeah.
03:13:30.000 And to watch their back.
03:13:35.000 Yeah.
03:13:37.000 Anything else?
03:13:38.000 Should we wrap this up?
03:13:40.000 Yeah.
03:13:41.000 Wrap it up.
03:13:41.000 Let's do it.
03:13:42.000 Let's do it on a high note.
03:13:43.000 My friend, glad to have you in Austin, Texas.
03:13:46.000 Thank you, fellow Texan.
03:13:48.000 Thank you.
03:13:49.000 Thanks for being here when the world has gone topsy-turvy, ladies and gentlemen.
03:13:53.000 Michael Maus, for all the hot takes, follow him on Twitter, talk shit if you dare!
03:14:00.000 Anything else?
03:14:02.000 AnarchistHandbook.com.
03:14:03.000 Yeah.
03:14:03.000 Go there.
03:14:04.000 And what was the other...
03:14:05.000 You have another funny website?
03:14:07.000 What's the other one that we talked about earlier?
03:14:08.000 Which one?
03:14:09.000 Fucktards.org.
03:14:10.000 Oh, Fucktards.org.
03:14:12.000 I just forwarded it to the Twitter page.
03:14:14.000 Fucktards.org.
03:14:15.000 Fucktards.org.
03:14:18.000 Good night, world.