The Joe Rogan Experience - November 23, 2021


Joe Rogan Experience #1738 - Ben O'Brien


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 29 minutes

Words per Minute

190.21712

Word Count

39,860

Sentence Count

4,152

Misogynist Sentences

63


Summary

Ben O'Brien and Joe Rogan are back with a brand new episode of the podcast, and they're joined by a guest who's been in the business for a long time: John Dudley. They talk about the origin story of the Cat Lady, the origin of the Riese brain, and how they're making a new kind of cocktail: the Fanny pack. Also, they talk about how to get laid in a fanny pack, and why you shouldn't be worried about getting laid if you're carrying a gun in your bag. This episode is brought to you by Benchmade, a New York-based company that specializes in custom knives and kitchen utensils. It's a small town, but it's a good town, and we're here to make you feel like you're in a good place. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The theme song is by Suneaters, courtesy of Epitaph Records, and our ad music is by Fugue Records, recorded live at SXSW in Austin, TX on Nov. 28, 2019. Thank you to everyone who reached out to us with their music requests. We're working on transcribing this episode and we hope you enjoy it. We'll be working on a new episode next week with a new sound engineer and a new editor, so stay tuned for that! and we'll be back with more episodes in the next week. Thanks again next week! - Ben O'Brien, Ben, Jake, Joe, and Sam Soho Cheers, Sarah, Sarah, Caitlyn, Rachel, and Rachel, Rachel, Emily, and Sarah, John Dudley, and Jake, . Ben, Sarah and Rachel . . . Sarah, Rachel & Rachel, thank you so much for all your support and support and love you all so much love and support you, so much appreciate you all for all the love and respect and support, you're so much more than you can handle it. - Thank you for being here. Thank you, Thank you. Joe, so thank you for listening and support us. XOXO, bye, bye. Love ya, bye - P.S. - Elyssa, bye bye. <3 - J.J. Sarah & Rory, Emily, J.B.


Transcript

00:00:11.000 Oh hi Ben O'Brien.
00:00:13.000 Hey Joe Rogan.
00:00:14.000 God it feels really comfortable in here.
00:00:16.000 It's been a while.
00:00:17.000 I know.
00:00:17.000 I missed you.
00:00:18.000 This is so appropriate that I'm mixing this with a nice little Benchmade knife.
00:00:23.000 We're making rye brains.
00:00:25.000 This is a...
00:00:27.000 We are.
00:00:27.000 Well, we figured out a couple of different drinks one time on a hunting trip in Lanai, and one of them was the Cat Lady.
00:00:33.000 That was John Dudley's creation.
00:00:35.000 LAUGHTER The Cat Lady.
00:00:38.000 There's no way to know.
00:00:40.000 Do you remember what was in the Cat Lady?
00:00:41.000 The Cat Lady had Red Bull, red wine, and I think it was tequila?
00:00:46.000 Tequila, for sure.
00:00:48.000 Yeah.
00:00:49.000 There's no way to really recreate that.
00:00:54.000 John Dudley's everybody's uncle.
00:00:55.000 He can put him away.
00:00:56.000 Yeah, he knows how to put him away.
00:00:58.000 And we did a podcast.
00:00:59.000 Podcast in Paradise?
00:01:00.000 Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
00:01:02.000 Remy was on that one?
00:01:02.000 Who was on that?
00:01:03.000 Remy, Sam Soho was on that one.
00:01:06.000 Shane Dorian.
00:01:07.000 Shane Dorian.
00:01:08.000 Oh, it was a classic.
00:01:09.000 And we had a giant dinner table in my hotel room just covered with bottles.
00:01:15.000 And you emptied the minibar.
00:01:17.000 You're like, guys, guys, let's have a podcast.
00:01:20.000 We literally opened up the minibar.
00:01:23.000 And I don't even remember what equipment we used to record.
00:01:26.000 I was employed then as a marketing person.
00:01:28.000 I was like, this is it.
00:01:31.000 Was that when you were working for Yeti?
00:01:32.000 Yeah, I was like, this is the end of my career.
00:01:34.000 I think I might have even told you guys after, like, that could be it for me.
00:01:37.000 That could be a problem.
00:01:38.000 We got a little wild, but I don't think it was that bad.
00:01:41.000 No, no.
00:01:42.000 I don't think we said anything that was too crazy.
00:01:43.000 I think we did just fine.
00:01:44.000 We created the worst drink ever.
00:01:47.000 And people actually, to the discredit of the American public, people actually...
00:01:52.000 Made that and drank that.
00:01:53.000 Star drinking cat ladies?
00:01:54.000 They did.
00:01:55.000 They weren't that bad.
00:01:56.000 Which is the surprising part?
00:01:58.000 Yeah.
00:01:58.000 The rye brain, which is what we're making now, that was your creation, I believe.
00:02:03.000 I want to say Dudley was also involved.
00:02:07.000 But Rye Brain is an Alpha Brain Instant, the delicious...
00:02:11.000 Alpha Brain is like a...
00:02:13.000 Memory.
00:02:14.000 Yeah, well it is normally, like it's just a supplement, but we have Alpha Brain Instant, you add to water, it actually tastes good.
00:02:20.000 This one I'm drinking here is lemon.
00:02:22.000 No, pineapple.
00:02:23.000 This one, yeah.
00:02:24.000 I was stirring my drink.
00:02:25.000 I didn't have a spoon, so I was stirring it with a packet.
00:02:27.000 Coconut lime flavor.
00:02:28.000 With a little...
00:02:28.000 Oh.
00:02:29.000 Benchmade gave me this sweet little knife.
00:02:32.000 Oh, look at that.
00:02:32.000 I feel like light that is.
00:02:35.000 Ooh, it's got like a little design on it.
00:02:35.000 You done any...
00:02:37.000 You done any work with this on animal parts?
00:02:39.000 No, no.
00:02:40.000 That's just a little carry one.
00:02:41.000 They gave it to me when I was in Portland.
00:02:44.000 I did a show up in Portland.
00:02:45.000 Just don't fly on a plane.
00:02:46.000 You probably fly private.
00:02:47.000 Don't fly on a plane with that.
00:02:49.000 No, dude.
00:02:49.000 They'll take it away from you.
00:02:50.000 Jocko gave me a big-ass fucking knife, and I had it in my fanny pack.
00:02:55.000 I went straight through security, no problem.
00:02:57.000 And then I sent him a photo of it from my hotel room.
00:03:00.000 I go, hey.
00:03:01.000 I go, look who's protecting your hair.
00:03:03.000 The fucking TSA let me fly straight through.
00:03:06.000 I think if it's in a fanny pack, though.
00:03:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:03:08.000 They figure this guy's safe.
00:03:09.000 He's not going to do anything.
00:03:10.000 He's wearing a fanny pack.
00:03:10.000 He's a good guy.
00:03:11.000 It's leather.
00:03:12.000 It's shiny.
00:03:14.000 Don't a lot of people use fanny packs for concealed carry?
00:03:17.000 Yeah, that is popular in Concealed Carry World.
00:03:19.000 Have you seen those Velcro ones that they have that you just like pull a tab?
00:03:23.000 No offense, Concealed Carry World, but it's not the most fashion-forward ever.
00:03:28.000 It isn't!
00:03:29.000 If you're not worried about getting laid, just, it's a practice.
00:03:32.000 But you can defend yourself.
00:03:34.000 You can defend yourself.
00:03:35.000 Mine's in my truck.
00:03:36.000 My car, rather.
00:03:36.000 What do you need?
00:03:37.000 My fanny pack.
00:03:38.000 I carry it everywhere.
00:03:40.000 No, I mean, the first time I met you, you had one on.
00:03:42.000 I fucking really wear one.
00:03:44.000 I know, you really do.
00:03:45.000 I often tell people, they're like, how's Joe Rogan?
00:03:47.000 I'm like, well, he wears fanny packs.
00:03:48.000 I don't know.
00:03:48.000 You take...
00:03:49.000 What are we doing here?
00:03:50.000 What's your...
00:03:51.000 So you put it in the water.
00:03:52.000 So put a little bit of there.
00:03:53.000 So we got a little water.
00:03:55.000 Oh, whiskey.
00:03:56.000 We need the whiskey.
00:03:59.000 What kind of whiskey are we going to go with?
00:04:02.000 Is Jamie...
00:04:03.000 You going to have one, Jamie?
00:04:05.000 He's going, no.
00:04:08.000 Got a couple different choices.
00:04:09.000 Who gave us this one?
00:04:10.000 Someone gave us this one.
00:04:13.000 Three of them.
00:04:16.000 What do you got there?
00:04:17.000 Buffalo Trace.
00:04:17.000 That's delicious.
00:04:18.000 Is this the one that Sanjay Gupta gave me?
00:04:21.000 Might be.
00:04:22.000 I think it is.
00:04:22.000 Could be.
00:04:23.000 And then Buffalo Trace, which is probably my favorite.
00:04:25.000 Which is pretty good.
00:04:26.000 But then still Austin.
00:04:27.000 Since we're in Austin, probably have a little local flavor.
00:04:30.000 Did you see this guy yesterday go viral?
00:04:32.000 Because he's Blade, the security guard guy on the left.
00:04:37.000 Look at him, knee pads and shit.
00:04:39.000 What's stuck in his pants?
00:04:40.000 A hatchet?
00:04:41.000 I think it's a sword.
00:04:42.000 That looks like a hatchet.
00:04:43.000 He's a real security guard?
00:04:44.000 It says on there, Agent Wolf Security.
00:04:47.000 I don't know.
00:04:48.000 I was trying to look at the picture.
00:04:49.000 Wesley Snipes.
00:04:49.000 I'm going to go on a limb and say that guy lives alone.
00:04:52.000 Right?
00:04:53.000 He's one of those dudes.
00:04:53.000 Small apartment, just a couch.
00:04:55.000 Or maybe like a trailer in the woods.
00:04:57.000 Yeah.
00:04:58.000 You know, and he's out there doing karate and fucking moonlight.
00:05:01.000 Shirtless in the moonlight.
00:05:04.000 This is going to be, this is going to taste nostalgic, I feel like, Joe.
00:05:07.000 Yeah, this will bring us back to hunting and land.
00:05:09.000 Better times.
00:05:11.000 Not better times.
00:05:12.000 Not better times, different times.
00:05:13.000 These are perfect times.
00:05:14.000 These are good times in this little time machine you got here.
00:05:14.000 How dare you.
00:05:17.000 Yeah.
00:05:18.000 This is, I was telling you, this is my third studio.
00:05:21.000 Yeah, you've been to all of them.
00:05:22.000 Well, yeah, I've been to the one that was in my house.
00:05:22.000 All the studios.
00:05:24.000 That was the first one.
00:05:25.000 That was the early one.
00:05:26.000 So I don't want to overhype my podcast.
00:05:29.000 That was before I knew this was a job.
00:05:32.000 That was back.
00:05:34.000 Cheers, my brother.
00:05:34.000 Cheers.
00:05:35.000 Good to see you, my brother.
00:05:35.000 Very good to see you.
00:05:36.000 It's good to be here.
00:05:39.000 Yeah, that was...
00:05:40.000 The one in the house was like, this is just for fun.
00:05:44.000 Yeah, you guys filmed it, or live-streamed it, didn't you?
00:05:47.000 Yeah, we had my office that we set up, and I just put a table in the office and put a little webcam on.
00:05:57.000 It was just for fun.
00:05:59.000 It was all just a goof.
00:06:00.000 Well, I tell people, like, my biggest regret in life, although there are many.
00:06:04.000 One of them is, when I first met you, when we went moose hunting, the whole time, we had a fucking hell of a time.
00:06:10.000 I didn't laugh more in a truck my whole life.
00:06:12.000 Like, that was fucking fun.
00:06:15.000 And you said, you should do a podcast, man.
00:06:17.000 I'll help you out.
00:06:17.000 Do a podcast.
00:06:18.000 Do a podcast.
00:06:19.000 And I was thinking, I work for a magazine.
00:06:21.000 That's the real media.
00:06:23.000 Joe Rogan's over there in his basement with his buddies.
00:06:25.000 That's what everybody said.
00:06:27.000 Everybody said that.
00:06:28.000 And I didn't listen to you.
00:06:29.000 It took me a while to get there.
00:06:30.000 But if I had listened to you when you first told me, I think it was seven years ago this month.
00:06:34.000 This might be like the seven-year week anniversary of that, huh?
00:06:37.000 Or seven or eight years ago.
00:06:38.000 Yeah, something like that.
00:06:40.000 So how long has this been going?
00:06:42.000 12 years.
00:06:43.000 12 years.
00:06:44.000 Yeah, this is a 12 year old podcast now.
00:06:46.000 Oh shit.
00:06:47.000 Yeah.
00:06:47.000 The only ones who were doing it before me were Corolla, Marin.
00:06:52.000 There was a couple guys that were doing it before me.
00:06:54.000 Yeah, you had the guy on that was the Podfiler?
00:06:57.000 Lives here.
00:06:57.000 What was that guy's name?
00:06:58.000 Oh, yeah, Adam Curry.
00:06:58.000 He's the OG. He's definitely been doing it longer.
00:07:02.000 I mean, he fucking invented this shit.
00:07:05.000 And he's, I love that guy.
00:07:06.000 He's awesome.
00:07:08.000 He's so fucking smart and so tuned in.
00:07:10.000 And he does everything, like, completely independent.
00:07:13.000 You know, he's got one of them fucking Linux phones.
00:07:16.000 Like, he only uses Signal.
00:07:19.000 You know, like, everything's blockchain.
00:07:21.000 He's one of them guys, you know?
00:07:24.000 Mm.
00:07:27.000 I don't know how to smoke a cigar, so for the people watching, you probably...
00:07:30.000 Just do it.
00:07:31.000 Just fucking go.
00:07:32.000 Figure it out along the way.
00:07:33.000 He's fully dialed in.
00:07:35.000 Adam Curry's the most dialed in guy.
00:07:38.000 He's the one who's always alerting me to fuckery.
00:07:43.000 Weird shit that they're doing with voting, or with the internet, or with digital rights.
00:07:50.000 You feel like you have kind of a back alley...
00:07:55.000 Like information group of people that are just sharing stuff with you all the time.
00:08:00.000 Yeah.
00:08:01.000 A lot of information comes to you.
00:08:02.000 Yeah, a lot of information comes to me because people want me to get it out and I usually butcher it.
00:08:07.000 Me too.
00:08:08.000 So it comes out all fucked.
00:08:10.000 Comes out through my meathead mouth.
00:08:13.000 He goes to my ears and I'm like, yeah, got it, got it.
00:08:15.000 All right, let me tell everybody.
00:08:17.000 And then I fuck it up.
00:08:18.000 I got you, bro.
00:08:18.000 I got you, bro.
00:08:19.000 Yeah, and then I fuck it up.
00:08:20.000 I'm terrible like that.
00:08:22.000 And you think of the important points of history and things that you want to, ideas you want to articulate to people about things that are very important to you.
00:08:29.000 And you almost invariably fuck it up.
00:08:29.000 Yeah.
00:08:31.000 And we could all just do a little bit better to acknowledge that with each other.
00:08:35.000 I guess it's hard.
00:08:35.000 But you know what it is also?
00:08:37.000 It's like we have many interests.
00:08:39.000 And that's my main problem.
00:08:42.000 I have so many interests.
00:08:43.000 If you want to talk to me about very specific things that I've studied for most of my life, I can give you a very detailed...
00:08:50.000 You could wake me up at 2 o'clock in the morning and ask me, What martial art's the best martial art?
00:08:56.000 And I go, okay, well, this is what we know.
00:08:58.000 And then I can give you a very detailed, nuanced perspective on what we've learned about hand-to-hand combat.
00:09:06.000 Yeah, and everybody has one or two of those subjects that they know really well.
00:09:10.000 And that's when you get into public speaking or doing stuff like this, where you can go all day about that stuff.
00:09:15.000 The rest of it, you have, at best, ancillary knowledge of what you're talking about.
00:09:18.000 At best, second-hand knowledge.
00:09:18.000 Right, exactly.
00:09:20.000 Especially if you're a person that has many interests, because there might be multiple things that you're really fascinated by.
00:09:27.000 You know, I always say that I wish I had many lives that I could live simultaneously, because I would have a bunch of different occupations.
00:09:35.000 And you've gone deep on many things, just in your life, like pool, when I first met you.
00:09:40.000 Still addicted to pool.
00:09:41.000 Addicted to pool, and then we got you addicted to hunting, archery.
00:09:45.000 Everybody got you deep into that.
00:09:47.000 And you find, like, especially going outside, you find that there's so many crafts.
00:09:53.000 Even in the outdoor world that I live in, there's so many little crafts that you can...
00:09:58.000 You've got the archery ones.
00:10:00.000 Yeah, the bow hunting one is a big one because there's like hunting, which is a fascinating, really difficult pursuit.
00:10:08.000 And people don't understand how difficult it is, especially on public land.
00:10:12.000 You know, it's a very hard pursuit.
00:10:14.000 And especially if you want to fill your freezer up on a regular basis and you want to eat mostly wild game.
00:10:14.000 It is.
00:10:20.000 And especially those do-it-yourself guys, I fucking give all the credit in the world to those dudes.
00:10:25.000 I tell you a story.
00:10:26.000 When I moved to Bozeman, I had killed big elk, right?
00:10:29.000 If you came to my house, you might say, this is a big elk killing guy.
00:10:33.000 This guy has the bona fides to tell me how to kill elk.
00:10:36.000 But I had never really done it on my own.
00:10:39.000 All with guides?
00:10:41.000 Yeah, most of it.
00:10:42.000 I killed one big elk on public land, but again, it was a rifle hunt, and I had a buddy helping me, and I didn't gather the intellectual property in a way that I felt was appropriate to say, this is the thing that I did.
00:10:54.000 This is a craft that I can now say I'm a part of.
00:10:57.000 I'm a craftsman in this thing.
00:10:58.000 And so that idea stuck with me.
00:11:01.000 And so when I moved to bows, I thought, I have to understand the most difficult version of this elk hunting.
00:11:09.000 I'm going to go figure that out.
00:11:10.000 And that's by yourself, on your own, find where elk live, learn their habits, learn how they talk, and then be proficient enough with a bow, in this case, to get close enough and kill one.
00:11:21.000 Did you do scouting online?
00:11:24.000 I did.
00:11:24.000 Did you use onyx maps?
00:11:25.000 I used onyx maps for e-scouting.
00:11:26.000 I went deep.
00:11:27.000 And I'm also a young father.
00:11:29.000 I got a lot going on.
00:11:30.000 So I'm like, I want it to be close to my house.
00:11:32.000 Right.
00:11:33.000 One, I want to be able to include my friends in this.
00:11:35.000 There's a lot of things I want to be able to do.
00:11:37.000 And so I wanted to just understand the craft deeper.
00:11:42.000 Because I'm sure you know, with hunting especially, there's no bottom to how deep you can go in terms of learning.
00:11:49.000 You could never get to a full breadth of knowledge.
00:11:52.000 Ever.
00:11:52.000 There's so many layers.
00:11:53.000 It's impossible.
00:11:54.000 So I said, I'm going to go public land in Montana.
00:11:57.000 I'm going to learn to call.
00:12:00.000 I'm already proficient with a bow, but I'm going to learn everything.
00:12:02.000 I don't want anybody to tell me their spot.
00:12:03.000 I don't want anybody to tell me where the elk hang out.
00:12:06.000 And it took me two years.
00:12:07.000 Wow.
00:12:08.000 I had a lot of shitty days in the woods where I thought I was an idiot.
00:12:11.000 I was walking around going, maybe this will never happen.
00:12:15.000 When you started out, did you remember anything that you'd learned hunting with guides?
00:12:21.000 You weren't starting from scratch, right?
00:12:24.000 No.
00:12:25.000 No, I wasn't starting from scratch.
00:12:26.000 I had a lifetime of hunting knowledge.
00:12:29.000 A lifetime of understanding how to...
00:12:31.000 I don't want to understate my abilities, but understanding how to work a landscape, how to understand where animals want to be.
00:12:37.000 It's pretty simple a lot of times.
00:12:39.000 So I had all this knowledge in my head, but what I didn't really have was the application of that knowledge.
00:12:45.000 I've been in the hunting industry since I was 22. And so I had this base of knowledge, but I hadn't carried it out.
00:12:53.000 And in my mind, when you get in the industry, you get handed experiences.
00:12:58.000 They're like, hey, go.
00:12:59.000 Hey, this is going to be cool.
00:13:00.000 So you get a suite of experiences that don't exactly add up to skill and craft.
00:13:06.000 And so I was like, started from scratch, sounded like shit as an elk caller.
00:13:09.000 It was been about three years ago, three and a half years ago.
00:13:11.000 Sounded like shit, but just went in my truck.
00:13:14.000 And when I was driving around, I'd be calling.
00:13:15.000 And when my wife got pissed at me, I'd go sit in my truck in the driveway with the heat on and just blow this elk call.
00:13:20.000 You'd blow a cow call or you'd blow like a bugle?
00:13:23.000 A full bugle, too.
00:13:24.000 In the car?
00:13:25.000 In my driveway.
00:13:26.000 That's why your ears are ringing, man.
00:13:29.000 It's not tinnitus.
00:13:31.000 But that was it.
00:13:33.000 So for me, it's a craft, right?
00:13:36.000 Bohang is a craft, but learning to talk like an elk is itself kind of this immersive craft.
00:13:41.000 So I went along that path.
00:13:43.000 I found a spot where elk hang out.
00:13:45.000 I got a lot of stories about that particular spot.
00:13:48.000 Where I learned when the elk were there, when they weren't, where they like to be, how they like to use the landscape.
00:13:55.000 We had a lot of grizzly bears, a lot of wolves in that area.
00:13:58.000 Oh yeah.
00:13:58.000 Did you see any?
00:13:59.000 A lot of grizzlies?
00:14:00.000 One grizzly.
00:14:01.000 Big fucker.
00:14:01.000 Yeah?
00:14:02.000 Did something happen?
00:14:04.000 This would have been last year.
00:14:05.000 Me and my dad are in the spot where I killed my elk this year in September.
00:14:08.000 And I was struggling through the season.
00:14:10.000 My dad comes to town.
00:14:11.000 I'm like, Dad, I'm gonna show you how to...
00:14:12.000 Let's go get an elk.
00:14:14.000 Dad, I'll show you.
00:14:16.000 Little does he know, I don't know what the fuck's going on at all.
00:14:19.000 I got it, buddy.
00:14:20.000 I got it.
00:14:21.000 So we go up to my spot.
00:14:24.000 If you picture, it's like a bowl like this.
00:14:26.000 You know, the elk live in the bowl.
00:14:28.000 It's a drainage.
00:14:29.000 We go to the top of the bowl and I hit the call and I look up the ridge and above us is this big bull elk.
00:14:38.000 He's going across the ridge above us.
00:14:40.000 And so I know how to use this ridge where he was on.
00:14:43.000 He was going to come down, hit the spine that we were on, and then come down the ridge towards us.
00:14:47.000 So I said, Dad, get in front of me.
00:14:49.000 I'm going to go back here and call, and we'll draw him past you and you get a shot.
00:14:53.000 So I start calling, make a little cow call.
00:14:57.000 I didn't want to bugle.
00:14:59.000 He was dominant.
00:14:59.000 I didn't want to get run over.
00:15:01.000 But I wanted to kind of entice him this way.
00:15:03.000 So I was just cow calling.
00:15:04.000 And it was a little bit after the rut.
00:15:06.000 So it wasn't full rut.
00:15:08.000 And he starts coming.
00:15:10.000 I see him look over and he starts coming down the ridge.
00:15:12.000 So I get all set up and I look back to where he came from and this big brown flash goes down the hill.
00:15:19.000 I thought it was him.
00:15:20.000 So I said, Daddy, get ready.
00:15:21.000 He's coming down.
00:15:22.000 He's coming in.
00:15:22.000 He's running.
00:15:23.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:15:24.000 And I'm looking this way and the bottom of the drainage is behind me.
00:15:28.000 And I knew, the longer story, is that I knew a buddy of mine had killed, his brother-in-law had killed an elk in the drainage to the day before.
00:15:38.000 I had a trail camera in that spot.
00:15:41.000 That trail camera had picked up wolves.
00:15:44.000 Literally, probably 500 yards from where we were standing at that moment, I had a trail camera that only weeks before had picked up wolves killing cattle.
00:15:51.000 Chasing cattle.
00:15:52.000 I got videos on my phone, wolves killing cattle.
00:15:55.000 And so I had talked to the game warden.
00:15:56.000 I said, hey man, just want to let you know.
00:15:58.000 The landowner, his cows are getting whacked up here.
00:16:02.000 And he said, listen, I said, well, he said, are you going to hunt the carcass of the cow that was killed?
00:16:08.000 I said, no, not necessarily interested in that.
00:16:10.000 He said, well, good, because there's a grizzly bear in this, there's a big boar grizzly bear, male grizzly bear, in this zone.
00:16:18.000 And you know how they are.
00:16:19.000 They can smell a carcass from five, seven miles away.
00:16:23.000 He said, he'll probably be over.
00:16:26.000 I said, okay, noted.
00:16:27.000 And he said, if you kill an elk, get it out of here.
00:16:30.000 So my buddy kills an elk.
00:16:32.000 It snows when he kills this elk.
00:16:34.000 This is the day before we were there.
00:16:35.000 He said there were wolf tracks on his tracks.
00:16:38.000 He had one pack out to the truck with half the elk, went back to get the other half.
00:16:42.000 There were wolf prints on his tracks in the time it took for him to go back to the truck and then come back for the rest of the week.
00:16:48.000 How long is the hike out?
00:16:50.000 I can't imagine it was more than 45 minutes.
00:16:53.000 So they were waiting.
00:16:54.000 They were waiting.
00:16:55.000 They probably, did he rifle hunt or bow hunt?
00:16:58.000 This bow hunt.
00:16:59.000 They probably know.
00:17:00.000 They know.
00:17:01.000 When they see you, they're like, oh, this guy's going to go shoot.
00:17:03.000 That guy over there?
00:17:04.000 Look at that silly little bitch.
00:17:06.000 Just prancing around his camo.
00:17:06.000 Yeah.
00:17:07.000 Not only that, they leave behind the best part for a wolf, the liver.
00:17:12.000 Like, a lot of people leave behind the guts.
00:17:14.000 You've been taking livers lately?
00:17:15.000 Oh, yeah.
00:17:16.000 Dude, I eat it all the time.
00:17:16.000 Yeah.
00:17:17.000 Yeah.
00:17:18.000 It makes you feel good.
00:17:19.000 Remember we ate that moose liver?
00:17:20.000 I do remember.
00:17:21.000 I remember because Mike was like, nah, I'm into it.
00:17:25.000 We were drinking peppermint schnapps or something.
00:17:29.000 We were drinking everything he had.
00:17:30.000 Oh, that was awful.
00:17:33.000 I remember getting on the plane the next day and being like, if somebody could smell, they probably could.
00:17:37.000 I think I have a photo that I was just looking at us.
00:17:39.000 I have a video of you describing my moose kill.
00:17:42.000 That if we could find it, it would be...
00:17:44.000 Oh my god.
00:17:44.000 Let me try to find that video.
00:17:45.000 That moose was amazing.
00:17:48.000 Because you're like, I was just running.
00:17:50.000 And I don't know why.
00:17:52.000 Well, it was going down.
00:17:53.000 As it went down, as your moose went down, I started running towards it.
00:17:57.000 I'm like, why am I running?
00:17:57.000 But I just kept running.
00:17:59.000 LAUGHTER I was so excited to see it because it was so big.
00:18:04.000 Let me explain to people what it looked like.
00:18:07.000 The first time I saw it, shout out to our friend Mike Hawkridge.
00:18:10.000 The best.
00:18:11.000 He's the best.
00:18:11.000 He's an awesome guy.
00:18:12.000 The man.
00:18:13.000 And he lives up there in BC. And he's got some wild stories about wolves.
00:18:17.000 He's got some wild stories about wolves.
00:18:19.000 Wasn't there like a bunch of wolves that took out someone's cow, like right outside of his house?
00:18:25.000 Yeah.
00:18:25.000 Yes.
00:18:26.000 Man, I can't even remember.
00:18:26.000 And there was...
00:18:28.000 If he was here, he would regale us with so many of them.
00:18:30.000 But when you're in...
00:18:31.000 He spends so much time outside.
00:18:33.000 He has horses and he has cattle and he spends time on the res up there.
00:18:38.000 Yeah.
00:18:39.000 And when you're in that environment, and I've never...
00:18:39.000 Reservation up there.
00:18:43.000 I'm an East Coast kid, dude.
00:18:44.000 When I was 15, he'd be like, hey, one day you'll be living in Grizz country.
00:18:48.000 Yeah.
00:18:49.000 Fuck that.
00:18:50.000 That's not real.
00:18:51.000 That's not real.
00:18:52.000 I'm going to find this video.
00:18:53.000 We're going to go back to this grizzly bear story because people are like, what are you doing?
00:18:57.000 They're used to that.
00:18:58.000 They get used to it.
00:19:00.000 So we found a wolf kill.
00:19:02.000 Do you remember that?
00:19:03.000 Jamie, see if you can find that because it's on my Instagram.
00:19:03.000 I do remember that.
00:19:07.000 It's on my Instagram from seven years ago.
00:19:10.000 I promise.
00:19:10.000 It's like when I first got an Instagram.
00:19:13.000 Yeah.
00:19:13.000 I mean, Everlast.
00:19:16.000 Everlast from the House of Pain.
00:19:18.000 He's the one who talked me into having an Instagram.
00:19:21.000 He's like, you should have an Instagram.
00:19:22.000 I was like, I already got a Twitter.
00:19:24.000 Well, I got a thing on my Facebook, like, seven-year anniversary of the Moose Hunt.
00:19:28.000 Oh.
00:19:30.000 So, seven years ago.
00:19:31.000 It was this video that I'm about to find here.
00:19:33.000 Okay.
00:19:34.000 There it is.
00:19:34.000 I got it.
00:19:35.000 I don't know.
00:19:36.000 It's on...
00:19:37.000 This is going to be shitty audio.
00:19:38.000 In a second.
00:19:40.000 We're having a good time, laughing, joking.
00:19:42.000 All of a sudden, Mike goes, holy shit, two bulls!
00:19:45.000 We stop the truck.
00:19:46.000 You jump out.
00:19:48.000 Within ten seconds, the first shot goes off.
00:19:51.000 The moose drops.
00:19:51.000 Boom!
00:19:52.000 I don't know.
00:19:53.000 I might have yelled, shoot him again or something.
00:19:55.000 Who knows what happened?
00:19:56.000 The moose drop.
00:19:58.000 You've got this...
00:19:59.000 I have an Elvis t-shirt on.
00:20:00.000 Yeah.
00:20:02.000 Elvis doing karate.
00:20:03.000 It's the worst podcast.
00:20:04.000 Audio.
00:20:07.000 This is my favorite part.
00:20:10.000 Yeah.
00:20:26.000 It was so big.
00:20:27.000 When we saw those...
00:20:29.000 Let me explain the first time I saw a moose live.
00:20:31.000 It was like Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park.
00:20:34.000 Yeah.
00:20:35.000 Where he like pops his head out of the Jeep.
00:20:37.000 Like, what the fuck?
00:20:38.000 I'd never seen...
00:20:39.000 They do move in herds.
00:20:40.000 They're so big.
00:20:42.000 Yeah.
00:20:43.000 They're so big.
00:20:44.000 When you first see...
00:20:45.000 I had seen deer before, but when you see a moose on the hoof...
00:20:48.000 I mean, back then I'd never seen an elk.
00:20:51.000 This is early in your hunting career.
00:20:52.000 Yes, very, very early.
00:20:54.000 Yeah, this is super early.
00:20:55.000 It was like the second or third hunt I'd ever been on.
00:20:57.000 You've got to pull up that cover, Jamie, that we did for Peterson's Hunting.
00:20:59.000 Yeah, so it was me carrying the moose hunt.
00:21:02.000 And I was making a cardinal sin.
00:21:04.000 I was wearing some First Light stuff and some Sitka stuff.
00:21:08.000 You were a man of the people.
00:21:09.000 What are you doing?
00:21:10.000 You're bringing people together.
00:21:12.000 What are you doing?
00:21:13.000 That's the thing in the hunting world.
00:21:14.000 You have to be committed.
00:21:15.000 There it is.
00:21:16.000 I'm wearing a First Light shirt and sit and dance.
00:21:19.000 Ben and I met because Ben was working for Peterson's Hunting Magazine.
00:21:26.000 He contacted me and said, do you want to go on a moose hunt?
00:21:30.000 I was like, fuck yeah.
00:21:31.000 I had just gotten into hunting back then.
00:21:33.000 It was a completely new endeavor for me, but I was obsessed.
00:21:37.000 Right away, early on, Yeah, this was early, early in your evolution.
00:21:42.000 There's a video right there.
00:21:43.000 Joe Rogan, I'm not very good at hunting.
00:21:47.000 Who is, though?
00:21:49.000 Well, I mean, I've been hunting now for nine years, and I say that I'm like a purple belt in hunting.
00:21:57.000 That's how I describe it.
00:21:57.000 Yeah.
00:21:59.000 And, you know, Cal, Ryan Callahan likes that analogy.
00:22:03.000 I like it too.
00:22:04.000 Because it's like, if you're honest, like jujitsu honesty is like, you know, like there's white belt, blue belt, purple belt, brown belt, black belt.
00:22:13.000 So I'm like a purple, like now, all these years in, I'm a purple belt in hunting.
00:22:17.000 And even, as I was saying earlier, you could pick lanes there.
00:22:20.000 Yeah.
00:22:21.000 You know, because I'm in kind of like hunting knowledge and overall, I spent 12 years reading articles, writing articles, thinking about this, podcasting about this.
00:22:29.000 So like, maybe I'm a black belt in kind of being able to talk about it.
00:22:33.000 But that doesn't mean you have the physical ability, the mental stamina, you know, really to put the time in.
00:22:39.000 And that's really a big part of it, too.
00:22:40.000 You have to be immersed and put the time in.
00:22:43.000 And you have to sacrifice other things in your life and go outside and suffer.
00:22:48.000 You have to get a feel for how things work.
00:22:52.000 There's choices that you make when you're hunting, when you're in the field.
00:22:55.000 Do you go left?
00:22:56.000 Do you go right?
00:22:57.000 Do you try to cut this animal off?
00:22:59.000 Do you wait it out?
00:23:00.000 What do you do?
00:23:02.000 Do you try to play the wind, or do you try to take a chance while things are swirling?
00:23:08.000 There's so many...
00:23:09.000 And even to this day, you talk to Cam Haynes, who's an absolute black belt in hunting.
00:23:13.000 That I would agree with, yeah.
00:23:14.000 100%.
00:23:15.000 Nobody would disagree with that.
00:23:17.000 Probably, I would say he's the greatest bow hunter alive.
00:23:20.000 That's my feeling.
00:23:21.000 I'm with you.
00:23:22.000 That guy makes mistakes.
00:23:23.000 Yeah.
00:23:24.000 He'll tell you.
00:23:24.000 He's like, I took a chance.
00:23:26.000 I tried to do this.
00:23:26.000 I tried to shoot him slightly quartering towards.
00:23:29.000 I tried to do this.
00:23:29.000 I tried to do that.
00:23:30.000 And it's one of those things where you try to describe it as, there's a bunch of topics here all mixed together, but one of them is that, why do we hunt in the modern sense, right?
00:23:37.000 What are we out there doing?
00:23:38.000 We'll get back to the elk story in a minute.
00:23:40.000 We're doing two things.
00:23:40.000 We're getting meat, and we're also having a transformative experience.
00:23:45.000 But bring that back a little bit.
00:23:45.000 Yeah.
00:23:48.000 Think about game theory.
00:23:49.000 This is the most immersive, real, in a real sense, game that you can play.
00:23:54.000 Yes.
00:23:55.000 And it's a three-dimensional game.
00:23:57.000 Because it has...
00:23:58.000 You go play a video game and what do you get at the end?
00:24:01.000 You get the dopamine kick.
00:24:02.000 You get the kind of critical thinking that it takes.
00:24:04.000 You get the muscle memory, whatever.
00:24:06.000 You get all those things that are beneficial.
00:24:08.000 But in the sense of hunting...
00:24:08.000 Yeah.
00:24:10.000 And we tend to focus on one part of the game or the other.
00:24:12.000 But the game itself is understanding an animal, understanding the landscape it uses, understanding its ecology and biology and the history of the landscape.
00:24:22.000 And catching it while it's horny.
00:24:23.000 Catching it while it's horny.
00:24:24.000 It's weak.
00:24:25.000 It's so dirty.
00:24:26.000 It's weak as fuck.
00:24:27.000 It's such a dirty game because you catch them in the rut while they're making bad mistakes because they're trying to get some...
00:24:32.000 There was probably some Pleistocene hunter thinking about when to mammoth fuck.
00:24:38.000 When are the mammoths in the rut?
00:24:39.000 And when can I take advantage in a very similar sense to what we do with whitetail deer and elk and the things that we pursue?
00:24:46.000 So you're like, well...
00:24:47.000 I'm going to take advantage of this thing, but the game theory, I think, is, in a modern sense, because we can just get meat at the store, game theory is what draws us in, but what keeps us there, and what becomes kind of like what I always think of as a side benefit of hunting, not the reason we go, is the meat and what that provides for you.
00:25:04.000 Yes.
00:25:05.000 You think about the activity of hunting.
00:25:07.000 You would do it holistically different if you were just after meat.
00:25:11.000 Right.
00:25:11.000 You would do it holistically different if you were just after antlers or horns.
00:25:14.000 Right.
00:25:15.000 You would do it holistically different if you were just out there for exercise.
00:25:18.000 Yeah.
00:25:18.000 It's the package of the game of hunting, the game theory, that makes it attractive.
00:25:23.000 That's very well put.
00:25:24.000 Yeah.
00:25:24.000 Yeah.
00:25:27.000 Is real.
00:25:28.000 You can taste it.
00:25:29.000 You can smell it.
00:25:30.000 You can fucking feel it.
00:25:31.000 And it sustains you.
00:25:33.000 It does.
00:25:34.000 And I'm like, dude, I'm 54. And there's a lot of supplements and hormones and all sorts of other things that go into why I still can work out and do things like I could when I was 34 and even 24. But I think game meat is a part of that.
00:25:52.000 I really do.
00:25:53.000 It's fucking super healthy.
00:25:55.000 I have a picture of my dad.
00:25:57.000 I was just down yesterday.
00:25:59.000 I'm like fresh out of the woods.
00:26:00.000 We were cica deer hunting in Maryland with my dad.
00:26:04.000 He shoots this hind, which is a female cica deer.
00:26:08.000 And we hung it up, had a few beers, went to sleep, woke up the next morning, skinned it, cut it up, and ate the back straps.
00:26:13.000 And I did the French cut back straps.
00:26:16.000 You remember on the lanai?
00:26:17.000 Yeah.
00:26:17.000 Bone-in.
00:26:17.000 Yeah.
00:26:19.000 And as you're going through this process, you get to see the transformation from a thing that walks around to a thing that's on the plate.
00:26:25.000 And in that case, it was like microwave.
00:26:26.000 Boom.
00:26:27.000 Done.
00:26:27.000 It's on the plate.
00:26:28.000 And you see it.
00:26:29.000 And you can see the redness of the meat.
00:26:32.000 We're used to this, like, bullshit marbling that we've created in beef.
00:26:36.000 This is just flesh.
00:26:36.000 Yeah.
00:26:38.000 It's the difference between LeBron James and a gamer.
00:26:42.000 Yeah.
00:26:43.000 Like a fat Twitch gamer.
00:26:45.000 Yeah.
00:26:47.000 That's the difference.
00:26:48.000 It's like the difference between a super athlete, a Brock Lesnar thigh steak.
00:26:53.000 You know what I mean?
00:26:55.000 That's what it is.
00:26:56.000 It's pure and it's...
00:26:58.000 It's thick and pure.
00:26:58.000 Thick.
00:27:00.000 And it's just the redness, the richness of it.
00:27:03.000 Nutrient rich.
00:27:04.000 And even the muscles that are used quite often in the animal, like if you think of shank meat or things that are muscles that are used a lot so they become...
00:27:04.000 Dense.
00:27:14.000 Tough.
00:27:14.000 Really tough.
00:27:15.000 They got a lot of sinew, a lot of tendons, a lot of things you got to work through to get the meat out.
00:27:18.000 When you slow cook them, you almost get to taste the effort of the animal.
00:27:23.000 It's so beautiful to peel off the meat from a shank.
00:27:28.000 But you know, I'm starting to change my opinion on tender meat.
00:27:31.000 There's a thing about tender meat where it's easy to eat and everything, but that's the reason why people have bunched up teeth and small jaws.
00:27:38.000 Do you know that?
00:27:39.000 That's what's happening to humans.
00:27:42.000 I believe his name is John Mew.
00:27:44.000 There's a guy who has a theory about this who created this technique called Mewing.
00:27:50.000 And it literally changes the structure of your jaw.
00:27:52.000 And it's like a stress technique.
00:27:55.000 You're doing things to stress your jaw.
00:27:58.000 I think you put your tongue in your palate and you...
00:28:02.000 But the idea is that the reason why people develop these like small jaws and the reason why people are their facial structures changing and their teeth are getting bunched up his thought and it's not just his it's many people that understand human beings and I guess evolution is that we're eating soft food that doesn't require you to have a strong jaw like we used to have to have during the caveman days the Paleolithic days And that
00:28:32.000 strong, tough meat is what we're supposed to be eating.
00:28:38.000 That's what made our jaws.
00:28:41.000 When you look at a person, you're like, look at that guy with his fucking strong jaw.
00:28:46.000 Strong jawline.
00:28:47.000 That's a human characteristic that...
00:28:49.000 It's an admirable character.
00:28:50.000 That's an admirable one, yeah.
00:28:51.000 Somebody has a strong jawline, yeah.
00:28:52.000 It comes from eating meat, like tough meat.
00:28:55.000 You don't get that from mashed potatoes only.
00:28:55.000 Yeah.
00:28:57.000 That's true.
00:28:58.000 You just don't.
00:28:59.000 But I'll tell you, that backstrap from that Sika deer was like melt in your mouth.
00:29:02.000 It's delicious.
00:29:03.000 It's delicious.
00:29:04.000 But I think those flank steaks and the different cuts off the shoulder.
00:29:09.000 The flat iron steak off the front shoulder.
00:29:10.000 Yeah.
00:29:11.000 The chewy meat.
00:29:11.000 It could be.
00:29:12.000 You're supposed to eat that stuff.
00:29:14.000 That's like a part of the reason why your jaw is supposed to be strong.
00:29:19.000 And the thing about this Mew guy is that for the longest time people thought that it was genetics that shaped and structured a person's face.
00:29:29.000 But what he's showing through his exercises, and other people are showing through similar things, like I have a device that I use, I forget what it's called, but it's basically like a half of a rubber ball that I put in my mouth, and I bite down on, and I do reps with my face.
00:29:45.000 For your jaw reps?
00:29:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:46.000 Where do you do this at?
00:29:47.000 Do you do it in the truck?
00:29:48.000 In my house.
00:29:48.000 Okay.
00:29:49.000 Like in my office.
00:29:50.000 It sits in my office.
00:29:51.000 I put it in there, and sometimes when I'm scrolling things online, it's like, Yeah, I'm crazy.
00:29:56.000 No, you're not crazy.
00:29:57.000 I've got problems.
00:29:57.000 You've got problems, yeah, that's true.
00:29:59.000 That's my problem.
00:30:00.000 I try all kinds of other things.
00:30:02.000 No, your problem is you're always trying to better yourself.
00:30:04.000 Yes.
00:30:04.000 And that's annoying for people.
00:30:05.000 So I try to better my face.
00:30:07.000 Literally, my jaw's gotten stronger because of this.
00:30:10.000 I've been doing it for years.
00:30:11.000 What can you use that for, you think, as an application?
00:30:13.000 It's good to take a punch.
00:30:14.000 If you need to take a punch, your jaw will be stronger.
00:30:17.000 If you need to bite things, you have more bite power.
00:30:20.000 I chew right through tough meat.
00:30:22.000 I'm used to it.
00:30:23.000 But yeah, I appreciate all cuts of meat now because of that.
00:30:26.000 Yeah.
00:30:27.000 And that appreciation comes from every, like you know exactly.
00:30:31.000 And I as a hunter also went a long time not knowing how to butcher a full animal from nose to tail.
00:30:37.000 And I don't want to overplay what that really is, but it is, when I open my freezer, I know you've probably talked about this before, but when I open my freezer I get this comfort.
00:30:46.000 Mm-hmm.
00:30:47.000 Especially during the pandemic.
00:30:49.000 Right.
00:30:49.000 Hey, look in there.
00:30:51.000 That is, and I look, oh, that's, oh my gosh, that's the sirloin tip that comes off the hind quarter.
00:30:56.000 It's wrapped around the bone.
00:30:58.000 I know I'm going to make a roast out of that.
00:31:00.000 I know that came from an elk that lived right up there.
00:31:02.000 I know he was three and a half years old.
00:31:05.000 And I turn around, his head's on the wall.
00:31:06.000 I'm like, oh, that's cool.
00:31:07.000 I get a lot of satisfaction of feeding my friends too.
00:31:11.000 Feeding my friends with the food that I have.
00:31:13.000 And that's the best, because we get into this in my world, we get into this like, how do you promote hunting?
00:31:19.000 Because not everybody can do what we're talking about.
00:31:22.000 Because it's not sustainable.
00:31:23.000 There's not enough animals.
00:31:24.000 That's a weird argument that vegans always use.
00:31:26.000 Not everybody can hunt.
00:31:27.000 Well, not everybody's going to.
00:31:29.000 Not everybody's going to hunt, but that's...
00:31:30.000 Not everybody's going to do anything that's hard.
00:31:32.000 Not everybody's going to factory farm either.
00:31:34.000 I mean, these are...
00:31:35.000 Yeah, that's a straw man in so many ways.
00:31:38.000 It is, but if you think about most of the people that are eating meat, they are eating it from these factory farms.
00:31:44.000 They are.
00:31:45.000 And we have, I was thinking about this at some point in the last couple of days where, because I was out with my dad, he's the person who taught me to do this.
00:31:54.000 I don't know if my life would have been different had I not gone the path that I went on getting in the hunting industry and making it my life.
00:32:01.000 I mean, I think if I died tomorrow, three quarters of my funeral would be people in the hunting world that I've met and gave relationships with.
00:32:09.000 It's been my life in the large part.
00:32:11.000 And I was thinking if that hadn't happened, where would I be?
00:32:15.000 But I know that I have shaped and will continue to shape my life around it.
00:32:21.000 My life will follow it.
00:32:23.000 And I moved to Montana to have the lifestyle that I wanted to give my kids an opportunity at the very least to see what that is.
00:32:31.000 And I've watched...
00:32:33.000 There's never been a person I've taken hunting that didn't come out of the experience completely obsessed or completely addicted to it.
00:32:43.000 There hasn't been anyone.
00:32:45.000 There's nobody that's been like, yeah, it's nice, but I'll do it on the weekends.
00:32:47.000 I can remember very clearly Me and Brian Callahan and Rinella and Ryan Callahan eating meat from a deer that I killed over a fire in the Missouri Breaks in Montana.
00:33:01.000 And then Rinella asking me, so what do you think about hunting?
00:33:04.000 I said, I'm going to do this for the rest of my life.
00:33:06.000 This is what I'm doing.
00:33:07.000 And like I said, not everybody has to do it.
00:33:10.000 But they have to understand that it's an option.
00:33:12.000 And so many really smart people you've had on this podcast.
00:33:15.000 Podcast, when you start thinking about what's our culture do for us?
00:33:19.000 What's the really useful thing that our modern culture does for us?
00:33:25.000 I can tell you, I don't know, but I can tell you what it doesn't do.
00:33:28.000 It lays up all these kind of acceptable addictions.
00:33:31.000 I'm acceptably addicted to fast food.
00:33:33.000 I'm acceptably addicted to my phone, to a sedentary life.
00:33:38.000 I'm not saying honey is the only solution for some of those issues, but it is one of them.
00:33:44.000 It's one of them.
00:33:44.000 Yeah.
00:33:45.000 It's a healthy addiction that can substitute some of the unhealthy ones.
00:33:48.000 And it's endless.
00:33:49.000 And like I said, it's a way to hack into what I think you really are, what you're supposed to be and the shit you're supposed to be doing.
00:33:56.000 And so at some level...
00:34:00.000 I've committed my whole life to telling people about that and saying it's not for everybody, but if you do it, you're going to find some kernel of substance that will help cure the cultural woes and societal woes that you're experiencing.
00:34:16.000 One of the things that I've gotten out of this podcast and having all these conversations with people is trying to put myself in their mindset and try to examine and understand various experiences that they've had.
00:34:36.000 Whether it's someone who's lived in a monastery or someone who is an ultramarathon runner or someone who's a mathematician.
00:34:43.000 Trying to understand them.
00:34:47.000 Over the last 12 years, it's radically changed the way I view the world because it's allowed me to have this really comprehensive understanding of people that I do not think would have ever been possible.
00:35:03.000 No, this is like a hive mind you got going here.
00:35:05.000 Yeah, and it's also a massive education.
00:35:08.000 I've had a 12-year education talking to some of the most brilliant people I've ever met, and in all sorts of walks of life, like Snoop, like having Snoop on the podcast and seeing his perspective and seeing that guy is a black belt at living life.
00:35:24.000 He's so good at living life.
00:35:26.000 He's so comfortable.
00:35:27.000 He's so kind.
00:35:29.000 First of all, my whole family met him, right?
00:35:30.000 And my daughter has a dog named Snoop.
00:35:32.000 And Snoop had to meet Snoop.
00:35:34.000 And it was the moment of Snoop meeting Snoop was amazing.
00:35:38.000 You know, he calls himself the dog father.
00:35:40.000 That motherfucker loves dogs.
00:35:41.000 Dogs love him.
00:35:42.000 He saw that dog and he's a small dog.
00:35:46.000 It's a dog that's part Chihuahua and part Whippet.
00:35:49.000 So he's petting Snoop.
00:35:49.000 Yeah.
00:35:51.000 Snoop's my buddy, by the way.
00:35:52.000 Snoop, when he sees me, runs full clip to me and jumps and I pick him up.
00:35:57.000 This is my relationship with my daughter's dog.
00:36:00.000 So to see Snoop with the real Snoop, and I said, this must be what it feels like if a dog with his limited understanding of the world meets a god.
00:36:11.000 Like, you know what I mean?
00:36:14.000 Like, you've heard legend of this thing that I've been named after, this god.
00:36:20.000 Now here I am in his presence, and he's so kind to me and so benevolent in petting me and touching me.
00:36:26.000 He loves me.
00:36:27.000 He loves me.
00:36:27.000 Yeah, it was amazing.
00:36:29.000 He was in here, and I was watching.
00:36:30.000 I only watched the first little bit of it, but it was pretty clear that Snoop is Snoop.
00:36:35.000 And he probably was like that from the beginning.
00:36:38.000 Well, he's learned, you know, he talked about it during the podcast.
00:36:41.000 He's talked about learning how to be like a peaceful, kind person and learning like from his mistakes and, you know, the early days of gangster rap and getting caught up in all that shit.
00:36:52.000 East versus West and stuff like that.
00:36:53.000 Yeah, that was a big part of the conversation that we had.
00:36:56.000 I really enjoyed his company, man.
00:36:58.000 I really, really, really, really enjoyed it.
00:36:59.000 And that's the beautiful thing about sitting down with somebody for that long, locking yourselves in this room and just exchanging ideas.
00:37:06.000 There's no hiding.
00:37:07.000 No.
00:37:08.000 There's no hiding over three, four hours, whatever it was with me and him.
00:37:11.000 But at the end of the day, it's like I'm getting this education in people.
00:37:18.000 I'm getting this human education.
00:37:20.000 I always appreciated that because you have that education and you kept hunting, because you could have...
00:37:26.000 I know you described it from the first moment that you knew.
00:37:30.000 And I remember you telling me a story of being at dinner with your wife's friend, I guess, that was a vegan or something like that.
00:37:37.000 And you were saying, I'm hunting.
00:37:38.000 And they were just appalled at the fact that you would go out and do something like that while they're just cutting into...
00:37:44.000 You know, a nice T-bone steak.
00:37:46.000 Yeah, they weren't a vegan.
00:37:47.000 Or they were just...
00:37:48.000 Yeah, I wasn't there.
00:37:51.000 My wife was having a conversation with her friend, and one of her friend's friends from England was this guy who was eating a steak, saying that it was appalling that I was hunting while he was cutting into a steak.
00:38:03.000 She goes, do you not see what's happening here?
00:38:05.000 And his rationale was that this animal's raised to be killed, and you're going out there killing wild animals.
00:38:10.000 It's just...
00:38:11.000 Pure ignorance and a lack of understanding about conservation, a lack of understanding about conserving, protecting, and paying for the conservation of wild animals through the Pitt and Robertson Act.
00:38:24.000 Well, you get to a point where you love the game.
00:38:28.000 And I think for me as a kid, you don't understand what the game is.
00:38:31.000 You just understand that you love it.
00:38:32.000 And for me when I was a kid, I followed my dad in the woods.
00:38:34.000 It's this immersive game where my dad shows me the structure and the rules and he says, this is how we do it.
00:38:40.000 And you're just kind of following, in my case at least, following him.
00:38:44.000 And then you start to go out on your own and you start to explore the myriad of things you can do in hunting.
00:38:50.000 And then you start to find your own way, right?
00:38:52.000 You find your own value system.
00:38:55.000 And if you're lucky, it helps structure your life in a better way.
00:38:58.000 And so then you get to the point where I can say for sure that I know...
00:39:04.000 I've sussed it all out.
00:39:05.000 I understand exactly what hunting does for my life.
00:39:07.000 And then I can then understand there's a structure for why this matters for society.
00:39:13.000 And there's a structure for how we pay for this, and there's clear evidence that it has done good for wildlife on this continent, let alone this country.
00:39:23.000 And all that is very clear when you look at the evidence.
00:39:26.000 I know you know this.
00:39:28.000 I've spent some time with vegans.
00:39:30.000 I've podcasted with vegans.
00:39:32.000 Not just your regular run-of-the-mill vegan.
00:39:34.000 I'm talking activist vegans, people that are probably in federal prison right now.
00:39:39.000 I went to the Dingo Den one time.
00:39:41.000 There's a group called Direct Action Everywhere, I believe.
00:39:45.000 DXE. And I went to Berkeley and had lunch with a couple of the activists.
00:39:51.000 I won't say what their names, but I had lunch with them.
00:39:55.000 At a vegan restaurant.
00:39:56.000 And just ask, like, what's it like?
00:39:58.000 Where are you from?
00:39:59.000 Who are you?
00:40:00.000 How'd you get here?
00:40:01.000 Right.
00:40:01.000 Because one guy was, like, from a farm in Kansas.
00:40:04.000 Those are good podcasts, by the way.
00:40:06.000 Tell people how to get those.
00:40:08.000 The Hunting Collective is a podcast that, I don't do it anymore, but I did it for Meat Eater.
00:40:11.000 You can go to Meat Eater's website.
00:40:13.000 And what episodes are those with those vegan guys?
00:40:16.000 Because I really enjoyed There's a bunch of them.
00:40:17.000 I'd have to look.
00:40:18.000 If you look for Direct Action Everywhere, I did one.
00:40:22.000 I have a good friend who I'm hoping to start a podcast with at some point soon.
00:40:26.000 His name is Dr. Robert C. Jones.
00:40:27.000 He's an animal ethicist and he's a professor in California.
00:40:31.000 He used to be at Chico State.
00:40:32.000 I think now he's at a different college.
00:40:34.000 But he's an animal rights guy and a vegan.
00:40:36.000 Good friend.
00:40:38.000 I've been talking to him about how do we do a show together and just take these issues on together because him and I have the best conversations.
00:40:45.000 So if you look for the best example of this is Dr. Robert C. Jones.
00:40:48.000 So if you look for that podcast and look for Dr. Robert, you'll get some good discord.
00:40:52.000 And it's healthy.
00:40:55.000 He's a philosopher, so he takes me on some of these philosophical journeys and tries to convince me that animal rights has some validity, which I often say, I've always said to him, I said, listen, Imagine if we, animal rights and veganism and hunting,
00:41:11.000 you're a vegan, I'm a hunter.
00:41:14.000 We start back to back.
00:41:15.000 We start at the exact same place.
00:41:17.000 And over time, we walk away from each other.
00:41:21.000 After a while, we forget where we started.
00:41:24.000 And all we are is we're separated and we're yelling back at each other.
00:41:27.000 And that's what veganism and hunting is to me because I think vegans and hunters start from the same place.
00:41:32.000 Vegans and hunters, ethical hunters, are way closer than people that just eat meat and people that have no thought whatsoever.
00:41:41.000 I feel more connection to somebody that actively looks at how they consume and someone that actively avoids.
00:41:48.000 Right.
00:41:48.000 Someone who just is willfully ignorant.
00:41:51.000 So I always tell them, I'm like, we're, and this is many, many, many issues in our country right now.
00:41:56.000 We talk past each other.
00:41:57.000 We don't have to because we start with the same idea.
00:42:00.000 We just get to a different place.
00:42:01.000 And by the time we're so separated in this walk away from each other, we're just yelling back at each other with no context of how we started.
00:42:08.000 There's also this lack of appreciation for survival itself.
00:42:13.000 Because we've gotten to this point where it's so easy to consume food.
00:42:20.000 Consuming food is like, we're like one of the rare moments in history where poor people are fat.
00:42:25.000 Yeah.
00:42:26.000 It's so strange.
00:42:27.000 Cell phones.
00:42:28.000 But it's just food.
00:42:30.000 Just sheer calories.
00:42:31.000 It's not nutrient-dense calories, but it's just sheer calories.
00:42:35.000 And poor people are often fat right now, which is...
00:42:38.000 In history, if you looked at the moment, if you look at all the moments of human history, during a time where poor people are fat, this is the only one.
00:42:48.000 Like literally, the only one.
00:42:51.000 If you go back to the Civil War days, every man weighed 120 pounds.
00:42:55.000 You know, like, people were tiny.
00:42:57.000 You know, you go back to, like, Napoleon.
00:43:00.000 They made fun of Napoleon because he was short, but he wasn't short.
00:43:03.000 Napoleon was tall for the day.
00:43:05.000 But he was, like, 5'6".
00:43:05.000 For the time.
00:43:07.000 Because everybody was tiny.
00:43:08.000 He was way taller than Homo.
00:43:08.000 Because no one had food.
00:43:09.000 Was it Homo Florensis?
00:43:11.000 Yes.
00:43:11.000 Well, that's a weird one.
00:43:12.000 That's the hobbit person that lived in the island of Flores.
00:43:15.000 That was a different, totally different branch.
00:43:18.000 Only different branch of a Homo.
00:43:19.000 We're going way away from this grisly story.
00:43:22.000 But...
00:43:22.000 I was just thinking that too.
00:43:24.000 Have you seen the new skull that they found?
00:43:25.000 I believe they found it in China.
00:43:27.000 It's called the Dragon Man.
00:43:28.000 See if you can find that, Jimmy.
00:43:29.000 Dragon Man?
00:43:30.000 Yeah, it's an enormous skull with a human-sized head, and it's a completely new branch of the human species.
00:43:37.000 You know, like there's, was it DeNovian?
00:43:42.000 How do you say it?
00:43:42.000 How do you say it?
00:43:44.000 Well, obviously, there's Neanderthal, there's Homo sapien, Denisovan.
00:43:49.000 I forget which one it is, the one they found in Russia.
00:43:52.000 I've listened to that Sapiens audiobook like 20 times, but it escapes me.
00:43:55.000 It's really good.
00:43:56.000 It's in my brain somewhere, but I can't get it.
00:43:57.000 It's good to go back to over and over again.
00:43:59.000 But this Dragon Man is this new skull that they found.
00:44:03.000 It's a massive skull.
00:44:05.000 Now, this skull was put in a well.
00:44:09.000 It was wrapped and put in a well.
00:44:12.000 So, okay, here it is.
00:44:13.000 The Dragon Man as a specimen represented a human group that lived in East Asia at least 146,000 years ago.
00:44:20.000 It was found at Harbin, Northeast China in 1933, but only came to attention of scientists more recently.
00:44:27.000 The analysis of the skull has been published in the journal The Innovation.
00:44:31.000 One of the UK's leading experts in human evolution, Professor Chris Stringer from London's Natural History Museum was a member of the research team.
00:44:40.000 And this creature was a completely new animal.
00:44:44.000 In terms of fossils, in the last million years, this is one of the most important yet discovered.
00:44:50.000 What you have here is a separate branch of humanity that's not on its way to becoming homo sapiens, but represents a long separate lineage which evolved in the region for several hundred thousand years and eventually went extinct.
00:45:04.000 But if you see what these things look like, go back up to that skull again.
00:45:08.000 That's wild.
00:45:08.000 Look at the fucking brow bone, man.
00:45:11.000 I bet that too could take a punch.
00:45:13.000 He probably wasn't chewing on anything for his jaw.
00:45:15.000 He probably got hit by a lot of shit.
00:45:17.000 But that's what, when you listen to Sapiens and you understand that book, they're saying, like, the branches of the tree, we were just one branch of the tree.
00:45:23.000 We happened to keep growing while others died.
00:45:25.000 Homo floreensis and this dragon man.
00:45:27.000 Because we were the ones where the aliens came in.
00:45:29.000 Built the pyramids.
00:45:29.000 That's right.
00:45:31.000 But if you look at the bones of, I think the dragon man is on, where is it?
00:45:31.000 Yeah.
00:45:38.000 Dragon Man is on the far left.
00:45:40.000 So that's the one.
00:45:41.000 Look at the fucking eyebrow bones.
00:45:43.000 Look at the brows, man.
00:45:43.000 The brow bones are wild, man.
00:45:45.000 Look at the crown of the skull.
00:45:46.000 It's kind of elongated.
00:45:47.000 I mean, imagine running into one of those dudes in the woods.
00:45:49.000 You'd be like, hey, buddy.
00:45:51.000 One time I went to the Smithsonian.
00:45:53.000 What's up, Jamie?
00:45:54.000 It says, ancient human on the far left may have evolved into the Dragon Man on the far right.
00:45:58.000 Oh, the far right is.
00:45:59.000 Oh, I see.
00:46:00.000 So, oh, the far right is even bigger.
00:46:02.000 Much bigger.
00:46:04.000 So, ancient human on the far left has a massive brown bone as well, but it's not as big as the one on the far right.
00:46:09.000 You're right.
00:46:10.000 Yeah, skull is...
00:46:11.000 Go back to that other picture.
00:46:12.000 Size is increased.
00:46:14.000 Oh, no, it's the same picture.
00:46:15.000 I'm sorry.
00:46:16.000 You just made it smaller.
00:46:17.000 The one on the far right, that's the dragon man, right?
00:46:20.000 Yeah, look at that fucking brown bone.
00:46:23.000 Dude, that looks like...
00:46:23.000 That looks like an alien, man.
00:46:25.000 That looks like a dude I would recruit for the UFC. I'm like, listen, dude, you just gotta learn some technique.
00:46:30.000 He's got a good ground game.
00:46:31.000 You already got power.
00:46:32.000 You can take a shot.
00:46:32.000 He's got a good ground game.
00:46:33.000 Harry Knuckles, big game.
00:46:35.000 But that is, it's interesting.
00:46:37.000 It's interesting to kind of think about how, I think it's just a little bit misleading to say that we are tapping into that holistically in the modern sense of hunting.
00:46:47.000 No, not really.
00:46:48.000 I mean, we aren't really.
00:46:50.000 I mean, we're a little bit.
00:46:50.000 We are and we aren't.
00:46:52.000 We're surviving.
00:46:53.000 We're playing at it.
00:46:53.000 Yeah, right.
00:46:54.000 We're LARPing.
00:46:56.000 We're LARPing.
00:46:57.000 But that's where the game theory comes from.
00:46:59.000 Because if supermarkets do exist, and they do, you can go to Whole Foods and buy a bundle of kale and a grass-fed steak.
00:47:05.000 Yeah.
00:47:05.000 Delicious.
00:47:06.000 To me, so we're trying to recreate something that was once essential to human life.
00:47:12.000 You couldn't separate hunting and life for millions of years.
00:47:16.000 But during the pandemic, it occurred to a lot of people that this may still be essential.
00:47:20.000 And this was one of the things that really changed.
00:47:23.000 During the pandemic, let's Google this.
00:47:26.000 The percentage of hunters increased during the pandemic.
00:47:29.000 And I think it increased by a large percent.
00:47:31.000 So we've seen it across the hunting space.
00:47:34.000 We'll pull up some actual numbers, but it happened during turkey season.
00:47:38.000 And in almost every state, you saw an increase in hunting license sold.
00:47:43.000 That's how we track that, obviously.
00:47:44.000 Some states, you saw a 5% increase in hunting license sales.
00:47:51.000 Okay, it says the Council to Advance Hunting and Shooting Sports, that's lots more than I thought it was, released the report this month.
00:47:59.000 Is that from Meat Eater?
00:48:00.000 Yeah, it is.
00:48:01.000 Okay.
00:48:02.000 Found a 5% increase in hunting license sales between 2019 and 2020 among the 40 states it surveyed.
00:48:09.000 Includes a 5.4% increase in resident licenses and a 1.6% increase in non-resident licenses.
00:48:16.000 This is what people need to understand.
00:48:18.000 This is probably the first year in the last couple decades where hunting licenses increased.
00:48:24.000 That's the big change.
00:48:25.000 Since the 1980s.
00:48:26.000 It's been declining rapidly every year.
00:48:29.000 Now, you want to know the big one?
00:48:30.000 The increase in bow hunting.
00:48:32.000 Yeah.
00:48:33.000 Now, Google what is the increase in bow hunting.
00:48:36.000 By the way, look at this.
00:48:37.000 Somebody gave me that.
00:48:38.000 Where from?
00:48:40.000 It's from Texas.
00:48:41.000 I've got some friends that pulled us out of the ground.
00:48:44.000 We're holding an actual arrowhead from some Native American tribe that someone pulled out of the ground.
00:48:52.000 You can see the napping.
00:48:54.000 I mean, you just can picture somebody sitting in the dirt, chipping away at this.
00:48:58.000 With a real use for it, right?
00:48:58.000 Trying to feed their family.
00:49:00.000 And that was a person who...
00:49:01.000 That was people who we were descended from because those were people who survived and didn't die.
00:49:05.000 And here we are, you know...
00:49:09.000 Years later, trying to struggle with why we should do that.
00:49:11.000 I was looking for that, but this article came up first, and this seems like better information than what I just told you for the last time.
00:49:18.000 It says, more than 545,000 hunters in Michigan had bought licenses through November 11th, nearly 10% more to the same point in 2019. Significantly, the number getting licenses for the first time in at least five years,
00:49:35.000 if ever, has jumped 80%.
00:49:39.000 80% is crazy.
00:49:41.000 Now this is again something that had been declining and up until...
00:49:46.000 Yes.
00:49:46.000 Since the 80s.
00:49:47.000 And people had been trying to figure out how to make people more interested in podcasting.
00:49:53.000 And I think there's a two-fold answer to that question.
00:49:57.000 Hunting.
00:49:57.000 Hunting.
00:49:58.000 Well, how to get people interested...
00:49:59.000 What did I say?
00:50:00.000 Podcasting.
00:50:00.000 Licensing?
00:50:01.000 Podcasting is a big one.
00:50:02.000 I think that's a big one.
00:50:03.000 I think...
00:50:05.000 That's probably the most significant, whether it's Meat Eater, yours, mine, Dudley's.
00:50:11.000 There's a lot of great...
00:50:13.000 Remy's, Cal's.
00:50:14.000 There's a lot of great podcasts out there that cover hunting that are really interesting.
00:50:19.000 And then the pandemic.
00:50:20.000 The pandemic opened a lot of people's eyes to the possibility that...
00:50:24.000 My friend Duncan sent me a picture of his grocery store and the meat shelf was completely bare.
00:50:28.000 Completely bare.
00:50:29.000 He's like, dude, there's no meat.
00:50:31.000 And I'm like, whoa.
00:50:33.000 And he was in North Carolina at the time.
00:50:35.000 And you've talked about this before.
00:50:36.000 It just took away the thin veneer of safety.
00:50:38.000 Yes.
00:50:39.000 That we are somehow beholden to the people that put the meat on the shelves.
00:50:45.000 The proxy executioner that whacks the cow on the head.
00:50:48.000 And the industry that goes and creates that cellophane-wrapped beautiful piece of meat for you, dude.
00:50:52.000 And these people that don't have this understanding of our place in the actual ecosystem, these Beto O'Rourke type of individuals.
00:51:01.000 You're hot on Beto.
00:51:04.000 These humans that are protected in this way that they have this undue confidence in the system.
00:51:14.000 Yeah, and the system itself is made up of individuals, right?
00:51:17.000 And when you have a toilet paper shortage or a meat shortage, I don't think it's that a certain subset of individuals are buying at all.
00:51:25.000 I think it's that every single person buys more than they need, right?
00:51:29.000 And then you have a shortage.
00:51:31.000 The toilet paper thing is it takes up so much space.
00:51:34.000 Yeah.
00:51:34.000 If you have a thousand people, And they need to buy these giant fucking things of Charmin.
00:51:40.000 Like, there's a lot of fucking space that those big toilet paper packages take up.
00:51:46.000 Yeah.
00:51:47.000 And you only have, like, one aisle that's toilet paper.
00:51:49.000 That shit gets filled up really quick.
00:51:51.000 Yeah.
00:51:51.000 Quickly.
00:51:52.000 Yeah, but that's where I, and a lot of people I know came to you, it came to me like, what do I do?
00:51:57.000 Right.
00:51:57.000 I need some meat.
00:51:58.000 Can I borrow some meat?
00:51:59.000 Sure.
00:51:59.000 Did friends ask to borrow guns?
00:52:00.000 Yes.
00:52:01.000 That was weird, right?
00:52:01.000 Yes.
00:52:02.000 Or like, where do I buy guns?
00:52:04.000 Or what do I do?
00:52:04.000 Or what's the process?
00:52:05.000 Scared and uneducated is how I would, and I don't want to call my friends and family uneducated, but I think they would probably admit that when shit hits the fan and the person you're calling is probably the lifestyle you at least want to partially emulate next time the shit goes down.
00:52:20.000 Did you guys have lines in Montana outside the gun stores?
00:52:23.000 Not that I can remember.
00:52:25.000 Everybody already had guns.
00:52:25.000 Yeah, Montana, we got guns.
00:52:26.000 In California, there were lines.
00:52:29.000 Like food lines.
00:52:29.000 Fuck me.
00:52:31.000 Like Russian in the middle of the fucking collapse of the Soviet Union.
00:52:36.000 Put some ammo in this bowl.
00:52:37.000 I'm not bullshitting.
00:52:38.000 I know, I know.
00:52:39.000 It was wild.
00:52:40.000 Me and a buddy of mine were driving, and it was in regular Southern California, near my house.
00:52:47.000 We were driving, and I pull over.
00:52:49.000 I go, stop, stop.
00:52:50.000 Look at this.
00:52:51.000 Look at this.
00:52:51.000 That's a line where people are scared, and they need to buy guns for the first time.
00:52:55.000 And what's a gun?
00:52:56.000 I carry a gun quite often.
00:52:58.000 I carry a gun definitely in the woods in grizzly country, which may bring us back to the grizz story.
00:53:02.000 I obviously didn't get mauled because I'm here.
00:53:04.000 But I carry a gun, and I understand the feeling.
00:53:07.000 I get it.
00:53:08.000 I understand the safety.
00:53:09.000 I understand the feeling of...
00:53:11.000 Not even the internal feeling of, like, I'm taken care of.
00:53:16.000 If somebody comes at me, I at least have a tool to use.
00:53:19.000 I also understand, like, the externality of, like...
00:53:22.000 You're not afraid of people anymore.
00:53:24.000 Right.
00:53:24.000 You're not afraid of somebody rushing you.
00:53:27.000 You know that you have the capability to defend yourself.
00:53:30.000 Right.
00:53:30.000 And that feeling, once you have it, once you understand it, and then you take it a couple steps further to getting meat for your table, and somebody comes up to you and be like, I don't think you should have that gun, or I think that gun is unsafe.
00:53:41.000 You're like, look, I promise you, if you could climb in my head, you would understand how beneficial these firearms are to my life and how kind of core they are to who I am.
00:53:52.000 Not only that, like if you were in a situation where you needed one and you didn't have one, you would be so goddamn terrified.
00:54:02.000 Versus if you're in a situation where you needed one, you had one, you had training in one, you would be protected.
00:54:08.000 And I've never run a gun counter, but I bet if you had somebody in here that did, they would say there's a large percentage of people that come in after some life-changing event where they were robbed, or some kind of violence or crime was committed on them, and then they decide to go get that thing that'll give them that extra safety when some people don't get a chance to go into the gun counter because they're dead.
00:54:28.000 And you're seeing, and this is not in support of Kyle Rittenhouse, right?
00:54:28.000 Right.
00:54:32.000 But you're seeing in the trial, if you paid attention to this trial...
00:54:36.000 The guy who's prosecuting him doesn't know jack shit about guns.
00:54:40.000 Finger on the trigger.
00:54:41.000 Because his fucking dummy, finger on the trigger, pointing it at the jury.
00:54:44.000 You gotta pull that up, Jamie, the picture of him.
00:54:47.000 It is goddamn crazy that this guy's doing this.
00:54:50.000 That he's in the middle of a trial about the use of firearms.
00:54:55.000 Deadly use of firearms.
00:54:56.000 And he's got his finger.
00:54:58.000 Why do you have your finger on the trigger?
00:54:59.000 What are you doing?
00:55:01.000 You don't ever do that.
00:55:03.000 This is rule number one.
00:55:05.000 You don't point a gun at people unless you're trying to shoot them, and you certainly don't put your finger on the trigger.
00:55:11.000 This guy doesn't realize that by doing this, he has validated everything that the pro-Second Amendment people have said about these anti-gun people, that they are ignorant.
00:55:22.000 Fools who don't understand what the fuck they're talking about.
00:55:25.000 This guy with his finger on the trigger pointing this gun at the jury probably put the fucking cherry on the sundae.
00:55:32.000 He broke pretty much the entire NRA gun safety four-point rules.
00:55:37.000 Fuck the NRA. Not fuck the NRA. Forget about the NRA. Common sense.
00:55:41.000 Everybody.
00:55:42.000 Everybody that ever trains anybody in gun safety tells you not to do that.
00:55:42.000 Let's call that.
00:55:46.000 Whether it's the military, someone who trains you because you want to get a concealed carry permit or whatever.
00:55:52.000 And you don't know because the action is closed whether he's got a round in the chamber.
00:55:52.000 You don't do that.
00:55:56.000 There's no magazine in.
00:55:58.000 He doesn't fucking know.
00:55:59.000 You think he knows?
00:56:00.000 If he puts his finger on the trigger like that, I guarantee that guy probably doesn't know jack shit about guns.
00:56:05.000 No.
00:56:05.000 And I think that goes back to me podcasting with vegans in the dingo den.
00:56:11.000 People that feel like I feel, that guns are so useful in my life, aren't that different from that fucking guy.
00:56:18.000 That guy just doesn't know.
00:56:20.000 All he would have to do, like you've done in your life with Terran Tactical and the stuff that you've done, is take a little bit of time to learn and understand and ask questions.
00:56:27.000 Right.
00:56:45.000 Why don't I go across the table and try to learn a little bit more and see if I'm wrong?
00:56:48.000 Well, the problem is that prosecutor's playing a game, right?
00:56:51.000 He's trying to win.
00:56:52.000 He's trying to put that kid in jail.
00:56:54.000 He's playing a game in the highest of high stakes.
00:56:57.000 Yes.
00:56:58.000 Literally, yeah, the highest of high stakes.
00:57:01.000 The end of your life or now you're free.
00:57:04.000 Matt Taibbi has an article.
00:57:05.000 Matt Taibbi, by the by, is God.
00:57:07.000 I love that guy.
00:57:08.000 On Earth.
00:57:09.000 He has an article about kind of...
00:57:11.000 This trial and how it's being played on both sides of the coin.
00:57:15.000 And then, oh, by the way, our corporate overlords, the aristocrats, are having record profit that no one's talking about.
00:57:23.000 He has this whole article about how while we're focused on this one trial and kind of the ideological polar opposite approaches, our corporate bettors are making lots of money.
00:57:36.000 Snoop joint.
00:57:38.000 Oh, that's a Snoop joint?
00:57:39.000 Oh, baby.
00:57:42.000 You know, what's interesting, too, is a lot of people that are ideologically progressive and very left are also honest and waking up to the fact that they had a very distorted idea of what happened in that case.
00:57:59.000 And heavily left-leaning people like Anna Kasparian, who is in the Young Turks.
00:58:06.000 She wrote a whole thing about how, you know, she had a perception of it.
00:58:10.000 She wrote it on Twitter and, you know, some people attacked her.
00:58:13.000 She's basically saying she was wrong and she made a correction, which is brave.
00:58:18.000 Yeah.
00:58:20.000 And she's right.
00:58:22.000 And Glenn Greenwald has exposed a lot of this and there's many other people.
00:58:25.000 There's many, many, many journalists who said, okay, I did a deep dive on this and I thought I understood what was going on and I'm incorrect.
00:58:32.000 When you look at the people that attacked Rittenhouse, the Rittenhouse, again, it's not a defense of Rittenhouse.
00:58:37.000 They attacked him.
00:58:39.000 Also, he showed up with a fucking AR-15.
00:58:39.000 They went after him.
00:58:41.000 Yeah.
00:58:42.000 Which is crazy.
00:58:43.000 He's a 17-year-old kid.
00:58:43.000 Yes.
00:58:44.000 He's kind of LARPing a little himself, right?
00:58:47.000 Yeah.
00:58:47.000 I mean, he's showing up in a place where, I guess, his grandparents had a business.
00:58:52.000 And he showed up because there was rioters and looters.
00:58:54.000 And these people are not these noble people.
00:58:57.000 These people that he shot are not these noble people that everyone wants to pretend they are.
00:59:01.000 If you look at the record of the people that he shot, first of all, one of them, pull this up, because they dismissed all his charges right before the trial.
00:59:11.000 And this guy had like a fuckload of charges.
00:59:14.000 All the charges of one of the guys he shot?
00:59:16.000 Yeah, different stuff that unrelated to the trial.
00:59:19.000 See if you can find that.
00:59:21.000 Unrelated to the trial.
00:59:22.000 Before he...
00:59:24.000 Took the witness stand.
00:59:25.000 One of the guys he shot was...
00:59:27.000 I think he was a pedophile.
00:59:29.000 I think...
00:59:30.000 I don't want to step out of line, but I really think that that was one of the...
00:59:34.000 We'll figure this out.
00:59:35.000 It doesn't matter if he was an astronaut.
00:59:37.000 They were coming after him with a gun, and one of the guys hit him with a skateboard, tried to take the gun away from him, and he shot the guy.
00:59:43.000 Yeah, it's all on video, and it's like, why the feeling to paint...
00:59:47.000 To attach him to a narrative?
00:59:50.000 Dude, I don't know.
00:59:51.000 Get scared.
00:59:52.000 Try some of that Snoop Dogg blunt.
00:59:54.000 Yeah.
00:59:55.000 He has his own brand of weed.
00:59:56.000 That's how you know you made it.
00:59:57.000 In my world.
00:59:58.000 I'm not going to inhale too much because I'll go off the fucking rails.
01:00:01.000 But the reality of this is, like, we're...
01:00:04.000 What is that?
01:00:05.000 Oh, that's Snoop's...
01:00:06.000 Let me see.
01:00:07.000 What does it say?
01:00:08.000 Premium nutrients?
01:00:09.000 Is that what it says?
01:00:10.000 Snoop's premium nutrients.
01:00:11.000 Growing science.
01:00:12.000 Higher knowledge.
01:00:15.000 Hand roll with glass tips grown with Snoop's premium nutrients.
01:00:19.000 Snoop has his own fucking nutrients.
01:00:21.000 He's got nutrients.
01:00:22.000 Maybe one day I'll have my own.
01:00:22.000 Yeah.
01:00:23.000 I'm wasting my time with AlphaBrain.
01:00:24.000 He's going straight to the motherland.
01:00:25.000 He's like, I'm going to own the nutrients.
01:00:27.000 But the point is that we separate ourselves.
01:00:33.000 Into these ideological categories, these groups, left and right, and right and left, and I'm a weird one because I'm a part of both in a lot of ways.
01:00:40.000 But I'm more left than I am right.
01:00:40.000 Me too.
01:00:43.000 I'm very open-minded in most things.
01:00:46.000 My parents were hippies, and I grew up on welfare.
01:00:49.000 Like, I believe in social services.
01:00:51.000 I believe that we have to have some sort of a safety net for folks when they're down and out, and single moms, and people that are poor, and people that are escaping abuse and bad situations, and I think There's a place for that.
01:01:03.000 And this idea that everyone needs to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
01:01:03.000 I think it's important.
01:01:06.000 When people say that kind of shit, I'm like, you don't know the hardship that some folks go through.
01:01:12.000 It's not a fair game.
01:01:13.000 Put a little empathy on the situation for a minute.
01:01:15.000 It's not like there's no room for empathy.
01:01:18.000 It has to end at some point because it turns into some of the crazy shit we've seen.
01:01:21.000 But yes, you have to at least start there and then bring common sense in when shit starts to get wonky.
01:01:28.000 You need discipline.
01:01:28.000 So I'm both.
01:01:30.000 I'm an empathetic person who believes in discipline.
01:01:33.000 I force my own discipline on myself.
01:01:36.000 And I think that that puts me, in a lot of people's eyes, in the right for some reason.
01:01:42.000 In the pro-gun thing.
01:01:43.000 I'm very pro-Second Amendment.
01:01:45.000 But a very pro-First Amendment too, and that used to be a left-wing thing.
01:01:48.000 And now that's not anymore.
01:01:50.000 It's a left-wing thing if you agree with what I'm saying.
01:01:54.000 You know, if you don't agree with what I'm saying, you want to silence me.
01:01:57.000 This is the same thing as prison reform.
01:01:59.000 There's so many people who are, you know, we need to be, like, we need to have less people in prison.
01:02:04.000 We need to, like, fix people and rehabilitate people.
01:02:08.000 And then those same people, like, lock Kyle Rittenhouse in jail and throw away the key.
01:02:13.000 He's a kid.
01:02:14.000 He's 17. Like, showing up at a fucking riot with an AR-15 when you're 17 years old, that is not a wise move.
01:02:22.000 Yeah, I mean, you live in the same world I do.
01:02:24.000 I walk around this city, other cities where I live, Bozeman where I live, I've lived in different places.
01:02:29.000 Most people agree with you.
01:02:32.000 Most people are well-meaning, they want to live a safe and happy life, and they don't want to be beholden to one ideality or the other.
01:02:42.000 They don't want to have to march in line.
01:02:45.000 And one of the things I learned, mostly from your podcast, Is the death of skepticism inside of these kind of tribal groups of left and right.
01:02:53.000 It doesn't matter.
01:02:54.000 It happens in my world, the hunting world as well.
01:02:57.000 Yes.
01:02:58.000 And in the Second Amendment world.
01:02:59.000 The death of skepticism is a problem.
01:03:02.000 Like, you should be skeptical of every politician.
01:03:04.000 You should be skeptical of every institution.
01:03:07.000 You should live a life.
01:03:08.000 Like, what's my religion?
01:03:10.000 Skepticism.
01:03:11.000 Of yourself.
01:03:11.000 You should be skeptical of it.
01:03:12.000 Of yourself.
01:03:13.000 And you should be able to see when, and like I said, I always take it back to being able to go into the dingo den with the vegans and ask them, who are you?
01:03:21.000 Right.
01:03:22.000 Where did you come from?
01:03:23.000 How did you get to this place in your life?
01:03:26.000 And how can I learn from you and teach you a little bit?
01:03:29.000 And how can you teach me, maybe, too?
01:03:32.000 You've got to be open-minded.
01:03:33.000 Dude, I was on the verge.
01:03:35.000 When I went hunting with Rinella, I had reached a point where I was like, I'm going to be one or the other.
01:03:39.000 I'm going to be a vegetarian, or I'm going to be a hunter.
01:03:43.000 We're going to figure this out.
01:03:45.000 The world isn't binary.
01:03:48.000 In the situation where I went to the dingo den, there was a bunch of kids.
01:03:52.000 They're not kids.
01:03:52.000 I mean, they're adults.
01:03:54.000 They're younger.
01:03:55.000 And there was this celebration of federal indictments.
01:04:01.000 Like, they would be rushing up on stage with Jeff Bezos or breaking into some factory farm with ag-gag laws, breaking laws on purpose.
01:04:12.000 And in that community, there was a celebration of a federal indictment.
01:04:16.000 And maybe even going to federal prison for your beliefs.
01:04:20.000 Street cred.
01:04:21.000 Street cred.
01:04:22.000 And one of the things I thought is, man, that's a rough...
01:04:26.000 You have to really believe that everyone, like Jamie, you, me, we're all murderers.
01:04:32.000 You'd be walking around as a vegan activist, as an animal rights activist, looking at everyone as if you live in a world of people that have no...
01:04:43.000 Feeling for sentient life as people that don't understand kind of the society that they live in and function in.
01:04:50.000 They don't understand kind of the mass of death that they cause in this proxy executioner world.
01:04:57.000 This is what's in their minds.
01:04:59.000 But let me put it in their perspective.
01:05:01.000 Let me play devil's advocate here for a moment.
01:05:03.000 Imagine if you're them and that is what you believe.
01:05:06.000 That's what I mean, that's what I'm saying.
01:05:08.000 We're saying it as almost as if it's ridiculous.
01:05:12.000 But if you're them and that is what you believe, I think?
01:05:30.000 Well, it's a perspective, right?
01:05:32.000 And it's a perspective that, you know, we can all lean one way or another.
01:05:36.000 We really need to be aware of this.
01:05:38.000 We all can lean left or right, depending upon what feels good, and you get a lot of confirmation bias, and you get a lot of community involved in this ideology that you adopt.
01:05:47.000 There's a supportive group of people that are also adopting that ideology, but human beings are so susceptible to cult-like thinking.
01:05:56.000 It's so fucking dangerous.
01:05:57.000 I know.
01:05:58.000 We all are.
01:05:59.000 All of us are.
01:06:00.000 We had this.
01:06:01.000 So on my podcast, we were making fun of this idea of what do we call ourselves?
01:06:08.000 Are we the nation?
01:06:09.000 Everybody has kind of every podcast.
01:06:11.000 You don't have like the Roganites or anything like that.
01:06:14.000 Like this kitschy marketing term.
01:06:16.000 I can't even believe people are listening.
01:06:17.000 So I am not willing to have any kind of- Hundreds of millions.
01:06:22.000 I can't believe anyone listens to my- So you don't want to call them something because you're not even sure that they're there.
01:06:27.000 When I do ads and they say, my listeners, I always change it to the listeners of this podcast.
01:06:33.000 I'm like, I don't own anybody.
01:06:34.000 I don't want to own any- I mean, it sounds ridiculous, like I'm being silly, but that is literally how I think of when I read it.
01:06:40.000 I'm like, ick, that's gross.
01:06:42.000 And so in my way of kind of making fun of this idea, I'm like, we're going to call ourselves the cult.
01:06:47.000 Didn't Jared Leto start a religion and call it the cult?
01:06:50.000 I don't know.
01:06:51.000 I think he did.
01:06:51.000 We should look that up.
01:06:53.000 Let me be clear.
01:06:55.000 It's him having fun with the idea of him starting a religion.
01:06:59.000 He doesn't really start a cult.
01:07:00.000 He seems like a fun guy.
01:07:02.000 Big animal rights guy.
01:07:03.000 Is he?
01:07:04.000 Oh yeah.
01:07:04.000 That's okay.
01:07:05.000 He seems like a fun guy and he does these things where he has a bunch of his fans and I think they go to an island or something and they do all these activities and dance around and have a good time.
01:07:16.000 I remember I read something about it.
01:07:18.000 Have you read anything about it?
01:07:18.000 I have not read anything about it.
01:07:19.000 But it seems like...
01:07:22.000 Totally friendly.
01:07:23.000 He's just having fun.
01:07:25.000 And that's, like, cult has a bad connotation, but what I was doing is, like, let's call ourselves this, because why do we have to call ourselves anything?
01:07:32.000 Might as well just, let's take back the word cult and do something good with it.
01:07:36.000 And so, long story, this is a very long story, but I was on my show, and again, that no longer is on the air, but I was on my show, and we had a guy named Juan Carlos.
01:07:47.000 This guy, Ayata Ribrain.
01:07:50.000 Yeah, I gotta get another.
01:07:51.000 I'm just going straight whiskey now.
01:07:53.000 I've become smart enough.
01:07:53.000 Okay.
01:07:56.000 Can you overdose?
01:07:57.000 There's Jared Leto.
01:07:58.000 There's Jared Leto.
01:07:59.000 See, dude, I'm not bullshitting.
01:08:01.000 Everybody's wearing white.
01:08:02.000 30 Seconds to Mars and Jared Leto have a cult on their island.
01:08:04.000 Yes.
01:08:05.000 Look at him.
01:08:05.000 Why do cults always have to be on an island?
01:08:06.000 He's sitting.
01:08:07.000 That's the only way to get it off.
01:08:08.000 Why can't we do it on the mainland?
01:08:09.000 You gotta do it in a place where people feel like they're literally on an island so they're separate from the rest of the world.
01:08:09.000 No, no, no.
01:08:15.000 Look at him.
01:08:16.000 Look at him.
01:08:16.000 He's walking around on this stone bridge.
01:08:18.000 You have enough power that that could easily be you.
01:08:18.000 That could be you, Joe Rogan.
01:08:21.000 I am so not interested in that.
01:08:23.000 All you'd have to do is want it.
01:08:24.000 I'm interested in the exact opposite of that.
01:08:25.000 I wish I could hang out with those people and not have anybody be weird with me.
01:08:28.000 Yeah.
01:08:28.000 Sometimes people, they're weird with me and I'm not ready for it.
01:08:31.000 He looks a lot like Jesus.
01:08:33.000 He's having fun, man.
01:08:34.000 Dude, he's a beautiful man.
01:08:36.000 He's got long hair.
01:08:37.000 He's having fun.
01:08:37.000 He's on an island.
01:08:38.000 Yeah.
01:08:39.000 No one's getting hurt.
01:08:40.000 Why have an island if you're not going to do shit like that?
01:08:42.000 But here's the thing.
01:08:42.000 I don't think he has an island.
01:08:43.000 He rents it.
01:08:44.000 He's just on an island.
01:08:45.000 It's not his own island.
01:08:46.000 I think it's Elise.
01:08:47.000 After Epstein, islands have really got a bad rap.
01:08:49.000 It's in Croatia?
01:08:50.000 It's in Croatia.
01:08:50.000 Oh, dude.
01:08:51.000 Croatia.
01:08:52.000 I think...
01:08:53.000 A lot of tough motherfuckers come out of Croatia.
01:08:55.000 You want to talk about a country that makes...
01:08:56.000 It's on a short trip, though.
01:08:57.000 ...tough fucking people?
01:09:00.000 Croatia?
01:09:00.000 It's big in MMA. Oh, yeah.
01:09:02.000 Mirko Krokop, one of the great all-time legends, is from Croatia.
01:09:06.000 Pat Miletic, the Croatian sensation.
01:09:09.000 He was a champion in the early days of the UFC. Pat Miletic is a beast and also founded Miletic Fighting Systems, which is one of the top gyms in the early days of the UFC. One of the first top professional gyms and they produced killers.
01:09:23.000 Matt Hughes, one of the all-time great welterweight champions, came out of Croatia.
01:09:27.000 Yeah, big hunter.
01:09:28.000 Tim Sylvia, another big hunter.
01:09:30.000 I'm imagining none of those people are at Jared Leto's.
01:09:32.000 They run it.
01:09:33.000 They're behind the scenes.
01:09:34.000 Tim Sylvia, the former UFC heavyweight champion, he's a big-time bowhunter.
01:09:38.000 Loves bowhunting.
01:09:39.000 I remember seeing him at shows and whatnot.
01:09:40.000 Well, you know, he lives in the motherland.
01:09:42.000 He lives in Iowa, right?
01:09:43.000 That's like whitetail heaven.
01:09:45.000 Right now it's whitetail season.
01:09:47.000 Yeah, that Dudley character.
01:09:48.000 He's up there in a tree trying to play tricks on a deer.
01:09:50.000 Let me ask this question.
01:09:51.000 I'm going to ask this question to everybody that's listening.
01:09:53.000 What other thing?
01:09:54.000 Is there another thing?
01:09:55.000 Somebody tell me.
01:09:57.000 That where you sit in a tree all day, other than whitetail hunting, or hunting in general, where you're in a tree.
01:10:02.000 You sit, I've done this many times, where you sit, you climb up in a tree.
01:10:06.000 You'd have to be a murderer.
01:10:08.000 I mean, that's what you would be doing.
01:10:11.000 You'd be waiting to sneak up on someone.
01:10:13.000 Just waiting on somebody.
01:10:14.000 Yeah, if you're a guy like Dudley, Dudley moved to Iowa just so that he could hunt deer.
01:10:20.000 That's all that matters.
01:10:21.000 To me, it's so mind-blowing.
01:10:23.000 I'm into Bozeman.
01:10:24.000 The amount of time that he puts into...
01:10:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:27.000 You live in Bozeman, but let's be clear about the difference here.
01:10:29.000 Let's make sure that we're clear.
01:10:30.000 Let's be really clear.
01:10:31.000 Here's the thing.
01:10:33.000 White-tailed deer are like a religion in the Midwest.
01:10:37.000 It is not as simple as an animal.
01:10:40.000 It is a part of the culture.
01:10:41.000 People take school off on opening day.
01:10:45.000 They let kids off school in some places.
01:10:47.000 Where I grew up is like that.
01:10:48.000 So then you have like the actual opening day itself of rifle season sounds like World War III. It is the wildest shit I've ever heard in my life.
01:10:57.000 As soon as you start seeing the sun peek out You start hearing, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
01:11:06.000 So you have that animal.
01:11:07.000 It's an iconic animal.
01:11:09.000 It's like, if someone invented baseball today, people would be like, get the fuck out of here.
01:11:13.000 Get the fuck out of here.
01:11:14.000 This takes too long.
01:11:15.000 Your little white ball with the stitches.
01:11:16.000 It takes too long.
01:11:17.000 I don't give a fuck if a guy hits the ball.
01:11:18.000 NFL must better.
01:11:19.000 But because NFL is clearly exciting to anybody that watches.
01:11:23.000 They're trying to get that ball across.
01:11:23.000 That's right.
01:11:25.000 Giant super athletes are smashing into them.
01:11:27.000 People that you can't even imagine running into.
01:11:29.000 I took my five-year-old son to his first NFL game, and he didn't even say a word for like three of them.
01:11:34.000 Because you're stunned.
01:11:35.000 Yeah, stunned.
01:11:36.000 If you meet those guys, like quite a few of those guys have wound up fighting in the UFC, former NFL players.
01:11:41.000 My buddy Brendan Chobb.
01:11:43.000 There's a lot of these NFL players.
01:11:45.000 Big dudes.
01:11:46.000 Giant guys who make it to the UFC, and when you meet them, you're like, what in the fuck are you?
01:11:51.000 You're like, barely a person.
01:11:52.000 Why are you so big?
01:11:54.000 Like, what is happening here?
01:11:56.000 Maybe you saw that guy at Dunkin' Donuts, and he was just like, what would you like?
01:11:59.000 The chocolate covered or the glaze?
01:12:00.000 You're like, dude, you ought to be...
01:12:02.000 You should be doing something different.
01:12:03.000 I've told the story before, unfortunately, but we were in Phoenix, and we were waiting to get into this place, and there was a guy in front of us that was like, All these other people in here.
01:12:11.000 And this guy was like up here above the clouds.
01:12:14.000 And he was giant.
01:12:16.000 He was at least 300 plus pounds.
01:12:19.000 Just fucking huge corn-fed white dude from like the middle of the country.
01:12:24.000 You know, this like leftover Viking DNA from when they showed up in the fucking thousand years ago whenever they came here.
01:12:32.000 Dudes are so big.
01:12:34.000 They're so big.
01:12:35.000 They're big.
01:12:36.000 They gotta be playing football, these guys.
01:12:37.000 Well, you know, that's the weird thing about the UFC is that there's a weight limit.
01:12:42.000 Well, you gotta be.
01:12:43.000 I wrestled in high school.
01:12:44.000 No, no, no, but at heavyweight.
01:12:45.000 Oh, at heavyweight.
01:12:46.000 You can't beat it.
01:12:46.000 265. Is it the biggest you can beat?
01:12:48.000 Yeah.
01:12:49.000 There's guys that are too big.
01:12:51.000 That's breakthrough.
01:12:52.000 There's a guy named Tom Erickson who was one of the best heavyweights in his era.
01:12:58.000 He was a really unusual guy.
01:13:00.000 They called him the Big Cat because he was 300 pounds.
01:13:04.000 I mean, a natural 300 pounds.
01:13:06.000 A big, giant wrestler who knocked people dead.
01:13:10.000 He was like, but he was at a time, he came along at a time where there wasn't the kind of coverage of the UFC that there is today.
01:13:18.000 Not even close.
01:13:19.000 He came around and he fought.
01:13:21.000 He fought all over the place.
01:13:22.000 He fought a lot in Japan and I don't know how invested in he was eventually because it was hard.
01:13:29.000 There wasn't a lot of reward back then.
01:13:30.000 Yeah.
01:13:30.000 Like it was very difficult to make like now fighters can be rich they can make Conor McGregor is extremely wealthy like Kamaru Usman makes I'm sure he I don't know what he makes but I'm sure he makes a shitload of money.
01:13:41.000 The top people that draw in the long style bender they make a lot of money but back then they didn't and you had to be a champion to make any of it and Tom Erickson he never broke through in like neither pride and I think he was too big for the UFC Once they put the weight classes in,
01:13:57.000 because I think...
01:13:58.000 Fucking Brock Lesnar.
01:13:59.000 Let me show you what this dude looks like.
01:14:02.000 Tom Erickson.
01:14:03.000 Give me photos of him.
01:14:05.000 Bro, in his prime...
01:14:07.000 How is he the big cat?
01:14:08.000 The fact that his name is the big cat.
01:14:10.000 Well, it's because he moved like a fucking cat, dude.
01:14:13.000 I'm telling you, this guy was gigantic.
01:14:13.000 Look at him.
01:14:16.000 Gigantic, awesome wrestler, but moved like a cat and knocked people dead.
01:14:21.000 I mean...
01:14:22.000 He was just a giant human.
01:14:23.000 He looked like his head was made to be punched.
01:14:26.000 If there's like a Wikipedia on him...
01:14:28.000 Oh, there he is.
01:14:28.000 Pride.
01:14:29.000 That's a video game.
01:14:30.000 Oh, this is a video game.
01:14:31.000 That's so weird.
01:14:34.000 There's a lot of good fights anyway.
01:14:36.000 There's a lot of good fights.
01:14:36.000 Find one where he wins though, don't be mean.
01:14:40.000 Okay, find Tom Erickson versus Kevin Randleman, rest in peace.
01:14:46.000 See if you can find that one.
01:14:47.000 I don't know who Matt Skelton is, but yeah, put this on.
01:14:49.000 So this guy, and this is probably many years after he was, I don't even know if he was in his prime back then.
01:14:58.000 I guess his prime was like during this time or maybe slightly before that.
01:15:02.000 It's hard for a lot of these guys, dude, because this sport is so hard on the body.
01:15:06.000 Look how fast.
01:15:07.000 That you don't get a lot of time.
01:15:10.000 He was such a good wrestler, too.
01:15:11.000 What a shot.
01:15:11.000 He would just grab guys and manhandle them.
01:15:14.000 Like, look at him.
01:15:14.000 He's just gonna manhandle this dude.
01:15:15.000 This is not a small guy that he's...
01:15:17.000 Dude, look at the way he just threw that guy to the ground.
01:15:20.000 Animal.
01:15:21.000 When you get a grip, when some fucking wrestler like this, like this kind of high-level wrestler gets a grip on you, it's terrifying.
01:15:27.000 Because you realize, well, he's stronger than me.
01:15:30.000 You're not helpless.
01:15:30.000 Now I'm fucked.
01:15:31.000 And now he's got this dude mounted.
01:15:33.000 His full mount.
01:15:33.000 And it looks like he's going forearm to neck.
01:15:37.000 He's tapping him.
01:15:38.000 He's just going to choke his life out.
01:15:40.000 Oh, he's going behind his head.
01:15:41.000 Okay, he's just smothering him.
01:15:42.000 That's what he's doing.
01:15:43.000 Let me ask you a question.
01:15:44.000 If he wins this, how much would you guess that he would make from this?
01:15:47.000 I don't know because this was Pride, and Pride was pretty wild back then.
01:15:52.000 I don't know what they got paid.
01:15:53.000 It was very controversial.
01:15:54.000 Was it a lot?
01:15:55.000 You mean it was a bunch or not a lot?
01:15:57.000 Pride was run by people that were...
01:16:02.000 He taps right there.
01:16:03.000 Oh, he tapped into like a...
01:16:04.000 He looks so desperate.
01:16:05.000 He grabbed his...
01:16:05.000 With his actual fingers...
01:16:07.000 He just choked him out with his hand!
01:16:09.000 Yeah, he grabbed his neck and smashed his throat.
01:16:11.000 Look at that.
01:16:12.000 There's the...
01:16:13.000 Bro, I'm telling you, that guy was a straight gorilla, and he fucked a lot of people up.
01:16:19.000 It's good to learn about this.
01:16:20.000 Yeah, he was one of those guys, but there's a few of these guys that are in between eras of the sport.
01:16:28.000 If Tom Erickson came into his prime during certain moments of the UFC, I bet he would have been the heavyweight champion.
01:16:38.000 With fighters, it's like, when do they come along?
01:16:41.000 Like, when is the sport exciting enough to get them to fully commit?
01:16:45.000 Like, because if you're not making much money, there's a lot of guys that they have to do other things.
01:16:50.000 So they have, like, full-time jobs, maybe.
01:16:53.000 Well, I'm sure injuries play a huge part in that.
01:16:54.000 Giant factor.
01:16:55.000 So you can only compete at his level for a certain amount of years.
01:16:59.000 So, like, when you see a guy, like a top-flight guy, like, did you see the fight, the Yair Max Holloway fight a few days ago?
01:17:07.000 One of the greatest featherweight fights of all time.
01:17:07.000 Mm-hmm.
01:17:09.000 It was insane how good it was.
01:17:11.000 The only way you get a fight that's that good over five rounds, you have to have two men or two women that are insanely dedicated to what they're doing.
01:17:22.000 Because it was a crazy war for five rounds.
01:17:25.000 It's so hard for you to do that.
01:17:27.000 It's so hard for you to get your body into the kind of condition where you can maintain a war for five rounds.
01:17:33.000 I always think, you know, when I go to an NFL game or I go to a UFC or I go somewhere, I think of, I start to think of what it must be like for that person.
01:17:41.000 What it must be like to run out on an NFL field or run out into the octagon and understand that you are the center of the attention, but you still have, like, it's all about performance.
01:17:51.000 And in a way, it's the best kind of meritocracy because the lights are on you and you have a chance to earn, you know, by being more skillful than the other person, you have a chance to earn it.
01:18:02.000 It's one of the bravest athletic pursuits for sure.
01:18:05.000 I can't imagine it.
01:18:06.000 I can't imagine it.
01:18:07.000 In terms of risking your physical health and playing this super complex game.
01:18:13.000 I think I'm going to be able to take this guy down and smash him.
01:18:16.000 He thinks he's going to be able to stand up and kick me in the face.
01:18:19.000 Who's right?
01:18:20.000 And sometimes you are in the middle of a fight and you realize this is not working.
01:18:25.000 And you have to figure out a way to regroup and re-strategize and adjust.
01:18:30.000 And some guys can and some guys can't.
01:18:32.000 And you see it in the moment.
01:18:33.000 You see these changes and these shifts.
01:18:36.000 You see people rise.
01:18:37.000 You see their emotions boil up inside of them.
01:18:41.000 You see them try to push through adversity and exhaustion and try to figure out a way to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.
01:18:51.000 And when they do, they don't always.
01:18:54.000 Because it's hard.
01:18:55.000 It's hard to win when you're losing.
01:18:56.000 But when guys win when they're losing, it's one of the most glorious things in all of sports.
01:19:01.000 Because where does that come from?
01:19:02.000 I want to be too.
01:19:03.000 People that love MMA are loving this for sure.
01:19:06.000 But when you're talking about it, and this is going to be probably cheap on my part.
01:19:10.000 When you're talking about it, there's an element in hunting when you're by yourself.
01:19:13.000 It's fucking like that, man.
01:19:14.000 Yeah, there's something to it.
01:19:15.000 I don't want to cheapen.
01:19:16.000 No, no, no.
01:19:17.000 Maybe not a great analogy.
01:19:18.000 The thing is, you can get eaten and killed.
01:19:21.000 That's for sure.
01:19:23.000 We'll go back to your grizzly story.
01:19:24.000 That's a real thing.
01:19:25.000 Did I tell you about that?
01:19:26.000 Oh, I didn't tell you yet.
01:19:28.000 Sorry, everybody.
01:19:29.000 This is like the fourth time I've told this story.
01:19:31.000 When I was in Utah, I saw a big mountain.
01:19:34.000 Oh, like a big guy?
01:19:34.000 A big one.
01:19:35.000 Like big, like a buck 70 plus.
01:19:35.000 Big Tom?
01:19:39.000 Bro, he was giant.
01:19:40.000 My friend Colton stops the car.
01:19:43.000 This is on the ranch where we've hunted together before?
01:19:45.000 Yes.
01:19:46.000 He stops the car and he's like, what the fuck?
01:19:46.000 Yes.
01:19:50.000 There's a mountain lion right there.
01:19:52.000 He's like, mountain lion, mountain lion.
01:19:53.000 There's 30 yards from us.
01:19:55.000 There's a giant cat under a tree.
01:19:57.000 I've never seen one.
01:19:58.000 I've only seen like- You don't see him.
01:20:00.000 I've only seen one run across the street, and they were small.
01:20:04.000 I saw maybe a 70-ish pound one in Montecito, outside of Santa Barbara, and I saw one in Colorado that was about the same size.
01:20:13.000 I've never seen one like this.
01:20:15.000 I never saw a real one.
01:20:17.000 This is a real mountain lion.
01:20:19.000 And talk about how, have you ever felt the intense, like the real emotion of fear and helplessness?
01:20:25.000 Dude, it's a wild feeling.
01:20:27.000 And I'm, first of all, be real clear, inside a truck, I'm being a pussy, right?
01:20:31.000 And we're armed, okay?
01:20:33.000 I've got a bow on me.
01:20:34.000 But what you're doing is imagining, like, you're connecting with the animal and imagining what it must be like.
01:20:39.000 This is not to say my life was in danger.
01:20:41.000 I don't want to overstate this.
01:20:42.000 I was completely safe.
01:20:43.000 But I was in this position where I realized that I was sharing this land.
01:20:48.000 I was sharing this space.
01:20:50.000 I was walking around with a primordial killer and looking at things.
01:20:56.000 You have an idea what a mountain lion is based on seeing one at the zoo or seeing one in a video.
01:21:01.000 You have this idea of what it feels like to be in the presence of one.
01:21:05.000 But I was looking through my binos At this thing 30 yards away under a tree, so I am right on it, right?
01:21:11.000 Through the windshield, clear as day.
01:21:15.000 It is wild.
01:21:17.000 You're looking in these fucking demon eyes, and it has this huge pause, dude.
01:21:22.000 He was a big tom.
01:21:23.000 He had a pumpkin head, big ass, these are all the muscles for crushing bones and tearing throats apart.
01:21:31.000 That's what that pumpkin shaped head is.
01:21:33.000 It's all muscle tissue.
01:21:35.000 This is a meat processor on four legs.
01:21:37.000 Good Lord!
01:21:39.000 The feeling of being in front of that thing was like a jolt of fear went through my...
01:21:44.000 You get a little Snoop nutrients in you and then...
01:21:47.000 No, I didn't have anything in me.
01:21:48.000 Oh, me now?
01:21:49.000 Yeah, now, but it takes it back.
01:21:51.000 I will tell you this.
01:21:53.000 I went to Yellowstone a couple years ago.
01:21:57.000 It would have been 2020, so it would have been last year.
01:22:00.000 There's a guy there named Dr. Dan Stahler.
01:22:02.000 He's the predator biologist, one of the predator biologists in Yellowstone.
01:22:06.000 We went on...
01:22:08.000 He had collared a male mountain lion.
01:22:11.000 I want to say three or four months prior to that.
01:22:14.000 This is a big tom.
01:22:15.000 I have video of it somewhere.
01:22:16.000 This is a big...
01:22:17.000 What you're describing is a big, mature tom.
01:22:21.000 Length body, kind of sway in the belly.
01:22:23.000 Muscle.
01:22:24.000 Muscle.
01:22:25.000 I mean, just gait when he walks.
01:22:26.000 They had video of him, trucking videos of him walking, and just his collar.
01:22:30.000 He looked like Matt Hughes in his prime.
01:22:32.000 Think about this.
01:22:34.000 He had killed over, I believe, a 90-day period.
01:22:37.000 No, a 60-day period.
01:22:38.000 He had killed 17 what they call neonates, which is fawns or calves in elk or mule deer.
01:22:45.000 I want to say most of them were elk.
01:22:47.000 A couple of them were mule deer.
01:22:50.000 And what was interesting about that is they often say that, you know, predators like a mountain lion will, they need about, maybe a neonate every couple of weeks to survive.
01:23:01.000 You know, like what's the clip at which they're preying on?
01:23:04.000 It's only every couple of weeks to survive, but if they have the opportunity, they'll do it more often.
01:23:09.000 So when he said, he said 17 in 60 days.
01:23:12.000 And again, I hope I don't have the numbers wrong.
01:23:14.000 Apologize to Dr. Dan if I do.
01:23:16.000 But suffice to say, the clip at which this mountain lion was killing neonates was much higher than it should have been.
01:23:25.000 And so what you might think of immediately is this is an aggressive male lion.
01:23:29.000 He's going around pleasure killing and pop, pop, pop.
01:23:32.000 He's just doing his thing, right?
01:23:33.000 He's living his life.
01:23:35.000 He's a more aggressive tom or he's surplus, what they would call surplus killing.
01:23:41.000 But turns out, what was happening was he was getting displaced by grizzly bears, mostly.
01:23:48.000 And wolves.
01:23:49.000 On these kill sites.
01:23:50.000 So what he would do is he would come to a kill site.
01:23:53.000 He would kill, you know, pretty fresh at that time of the year.
01:23:56.000 It was in the summer, so it was a pretty fresh elk calf or mule deer fawn.
01:24:00.000 He would drag it up in some brush.
01:24:03.000 We went to a kill site and found the elk calf and kind of looked around forever.
01:24:07.000 It's like CSI Yellowstone.
01:24:11.000 What he said is when you're tracking via collar, you can see the movements of these at intervals.
01:24:16.000 You can see the movements of these animals.
01:24:17.000 What this particular time would do is he would kill an elk calf, stash it, and then go a mile away roughly sometimes or maybe a half a mile up above it and watch out because he was getting displaced by grizzly bears that often and displaced by other bears and possibly wolves as well.
01:24:35.000 And so you start to think of how impressive is this predator or mountain lion?
01:24:41.000 But, there's something out there that is dominant over this mature male mountain lion.
01:24:53.000 All he is is a meat processor on four legs.
01:24:57.000 That's all that he is.
01:24:58.000 We look at this situation with predator and prey and us and them through a filter of the human being.
01:25:06.000 So we look at it through the filter of living our lives, being on the internet and communicating with each other and getting a map of what reality is.
01:25:16.000 But we look at it through this lens.
01:25:19.000 If you looked at it through, like if it was just everyone had a number.
01:25:25.000 Everything had a number.
01:25:27.000 If mountain lions had a number and deer had a number and wolves had a number, this is like a math problem that's being sorted out in real time.
01:25:36.000 That's what it's like.
01:25:37.000 It's like you have more mountain lion if you have more deer.
01:25:42.000 If you have more deer, you have...
01:25:45.000 A lot of mountain lions and the mountain lions start killing the deer.
01:25:48.000 Maybe they kill too many of the deer if you don't kill the mountain lions.
01:25:50.000 So if nothing kills the mountain lions, then you have less deer.
01:25:53.000 Then the mountain lions start to kill people.
01:25:55.000 That's what the fuck is happening in Calabasas.
01:25:57.000 A five-year-old just got attacked by a mountain lion the other day.
01:26:00.000 The mother chased...
01:26:01.000 These mothers, bad motherfuckers.
01:26:03.000 This happens all the time, right?
01:26:04.000 If a mother, if her fucking animal is attacking a baby, if it's a mother, mothers go crazy.
01:26:10.000 Doesn't matter what it is.
01:26:11.000 Attacks this fucking mountain lion, this bad lady.
01:26:14.000 She scares the mountain lion off her kid, rescues her kid.
01:26:18.000 The cops come, shoot the mountain lion.
01:26:20.000 The mountain lion's still hanging around.
01:26:21.000 They shoot the mountain lion, and then two more mountain lions, exactly the same size, show up.
01:26:26.000 They're starving.
01:26:27.000 They've eaten all the deer, and there's no management of wildlife when it comes to predators.
01:26:33.000 In California, They almost banned the bear, right?
01:26:37.000 They were going to ban bear hunting.
01:26:38.000 And people, why would you want to hunt a bear?
01:26:40.000 They tried.
01:26:40.000 Listen to me.
01:26:41.000 You have to.
01:26:42.000 Because if no one does, then they get out of control and they cannibalize each other.
01:26:48.000 There's diseases and starvation.
01:26:50.000 We have to play a part in the system, and we have to trust these wildlife biologists that have done these assessments.
01:26:56.000 Yeah, so this is where we get to a bunch of very important concepts that I hope everyone can start to understand from this show or wherever they can get the information.
01:27:06.000 And this is where I go back to where when I'm a hunter and I see this game theory and I understand why I love it so much, I also then get to understand the structure in which it thrives and has thrived since the turn of the century in 1900 roughly.
01:27:21.000 There's a guy named Dr. Valerius Geist.
01:27:23.000 He was a wildlife biologist, a legend.
01:27:26.000 He was one of the authors of the North American model of wildlife conservation.
01:27:29.000 I've talked to him.
01:27:30.000 He recently passed away.
01:27:31.000 A wonderful man.
01:27:34.000 Him and I talked a lot about this idea of how do you intervene.
01:27:38.000 He was very staunchly anti-wolf in a way that was surprising to me.
01:27:42.000 As someone who had spent his entire life around animals, studying them, and as a biologist, understanding how they acted.
01:27:48.000 Was he staunchly anti-wolf naturally or reintroduction of wolves?
01:27:53.000 He was reintroduction.
01:27:55.000 He called them predator pits.
01:27:57.000 He had, at least to his point, and again, he's passed away, so I don't want to get too far down the road and let him speak for himself, but I've interviewed him and talked to him about this idea of how predation works, and he has seen, he explained to me kind of how he'd seen wolves act With surplus killing and what he calls a predator pit when a group of wolves,
01:28:20.000 a pack of wolves, takes over an area, they surplus kill, and they're not really worried about carrying capacity of the land.
01:28:26.000 They are killers.
01:28:27.000 That's what they do.
01:28:28.000 He met a lot of flack in his later life in the wildlife biology and kind of wildlife management communities because of that view, which was seen as anti-wolf.
01:28:37.000 One of the most profound moments of my kind of professional life is when I had a conversation with him, and I pushed him on this a little bit, and I said, look, there's a lot of people that think your theories on wolves are a bit outlandish, that wolves are a blight on the landscape, they should be controlled.
01:28:52.000 And he brought it back a little bit, and he said, you know, I am for intelligent intervention.
01:28:57.000 And if people really think about that term and what that term might mean, intelligent intervention means that we have the cognitive ability to And the ability as a species to intervene in these wild places and intervene in these landscapes where we kind of belong and don't belong at the same time.
01:29:18.000 But we can intelligently intervene and make sure that we can strike a balance.
01:29:25.000 And in the case of wolves and in the case of bears, it comes down to carrying capacity of a landscape.
01:29:31.000 How many elk can be on a landscape?
01:29:33.000 How many bears can be on a landscape?
01:29:34.000 How do they work together?
01:29:35.000 How do you understand kind of the ecosystem as a whole?
01:29:39.000 And recognizing the cruelty of what happens if you don't manage that.
01:29:43.000 They attack each other.
01:29:45.000 There is no easy way out.
01:29:46.000 No.
01:29:46.000 There is no easy way out.
01:29:47.000 No.
01:29:48.000 The cannibalism aspect of bears can't be ignored because most people don't understand it.
01:29:53.000 One of the things that happens, and Ronell has talked about this before on his podcast, The Meteor, that there's a possibility that these bears are actively hunting cubs when they get out of hibernation.
01:30:07.000 Yes, they are, and they're trying to get the sows back into heat by doing this.
01:30:12.000 Right.
01:30:12.000 But there's that.
01:30:13.000 Whether or not they're doing it because they're hungry and they think of them as meat...
01:30:17.000 Or whether or not they're doing it to control the amount of males and control the population and control the competition.
01:30:23.000 I imagine there's a mixture, but you don't know.
01:30:25.000 But a big factor of it is overpopulation.
01:30:30.000 Now, here's where it gets wonky.
01:30:32.000 Ready for this?
01:30:33.000 The most amount of bears in this fucking country by capita...
01:30:39.000 Is New Jersey.
01:30:40.000 Black bears.
01:30:41.000 The most black bears.
01:30:43.000 Well, I think most bears, period.
01:30:44.000 If it's the most black bears.
01:30:45.000 Yeah, I mean, yes.
01:30:46.000 Bears as a species.
01:30:48.000 Brown bears are less prevalent except in certain areas of Alaska, right?
01:30:52.000 But when you look at the overall continental United States...
01:30:55.000 Bears are in every state in the lower 48. Yeah.
01:30:58.000 And when you look at bears in New Jersey...
01:31:02.000 It's extraordinarily dense.
01:31:05.000 And you can't hunt them.
01:31:06.000 You can't hunt them because they have a guy who's an ideologue.
01:31:11.000 The guy who is their governor.
01:31:13.000 Phil Murphy, I believe is his name.
01:31:15.000 Governor Phil Murphy.
01:31:16.000 He ran on banning the bear.
01:31:18.000 That was one of his things.
01:31:19.000 He wanted to ban the bear hunt.
01:31:20.000 It's not a scientifically wise thing.
01:31:22.000 Yeah, shout out to the Sportsman's Alliance, which is a group in our space that battles these kind of state-by-state legislations that are meant to end hunting practices in different ways, whether it's trapping or whatever.
01:31:32.000 Right, right, right.
01:31:33.000 They're an important group to know about.
01:31:37.000 And they often run afoul of HSUS, Humane Society, the United States.
01:31:42.000 And they're often against each other, which is a strange dichotomy, but that's the way it is.
01:31:47.000 And in New Jersey, it's been a while since I've been immersed in this, but in New Jersey, the first thing that Phil Murphy did was try to ban black bear hunting on state lands.
01:31:58.000 So they had a black bear hunt.
01:31:59.000 And how this happens, and this happens with wolves and grizzly bears and everything.
01:32:03.000 There is, with the Endangered Species Act, you want to get to a threshold, a healthy threshold.
01:32:08.000 The wildlife biologists will set a healthy threshold.
01:32:11.000 And if you take a few steps back, the North American model of wildlife conservation, one of the main things it was founded upon, and this goes back to the 1800s, is the public trust doctrine.
01:32:22.000 This means that wildlife isn't owned by anyone.
01:32:27.000 Back to Snoop Lion.
01:32:30.000 Wildlife isn't owned by anyone.
01:32:32.000 It's held in trust by the states.
01:32:35.000 It's not owned by the landowner.
01:32:36.000 It's not owned by the governor.
01:32:38.000 It's not owned by any fucking buddy.
01:32:39.000 It's owned by all of us in trust.
01:32:41.000 This is an important thing to understand about our model of conservation, and this is an idea that led to the renaissance at the turn of the century where our country went from extirpating many of its wildlife species to saving and conserving them.
01:32:56.000 So the public trust doctrine bleeds right into our North American model of wildlife conservation, which in and of itself says that we will enact wildlife laws and legislation based on science and wildlife biology.
01:33:11.000 So that means we have state game agencies, and we can get into this too, are mostly funded by hunters and anglers through American System of Conservation funding that you've talked about a lot on this show.
01:33:24.000 Pittman-Robertson is one of them.
01:33:25.000 Dingle-Johnson is another.
01:33:26.000 Explain that to people that don't know what we're talking about.
01:33:29.000 It's a lot.
01:33:30.000 This Pittman-Robinson was interesting because one of the things I learned from Manella's podcast is that a large percentage of that money is actually coming from people who are into the shooting sports.
01:33:39.000 Shooting sports.
01:33:40.000 Most of it, right?
01:33:40.000 So here's...
01:33:42.000 Isn't it most of it?
01:33:43.000 Most of it.
01:33:44.000 I mean, it's hard to say year by year.
01:33:45.000 I don't have the numbers.
01:33:45.000 So many gun nuts.
01:33:46.000 If all guns and all ammunition contribute to wildlife, that's fascinating.
01:33:50.000 That means that gun nuts...
01:33:52.000 The craziest fucking people.
01:33:54.000 Paying for them bears.
01:33:55.000 Their pain to keep all the animals alive.
01:33:56.000 Maintenance those bears.
01:33:57.000 So, yeah, you take it back to 1936. America is kind of in the throes of the Great Depression.
01:34:04.000 Franklin D. Roosevelt's the president.
01:34:06.000 They have the first, you may Google this, Jamie, the first North American Wildlife Conference at the urging of many conservationists of the time.
01:34:14.000 Ding Darling is a wildlife artist.
01:34:16.000 Imagine your name is Ding Darling.
01:34:17.000 He's awesome, dude.
01:34:18.000 You can go to Ding Darling.
01:34:19.000 I know, but that's hilarious.
01:34:20.000 Ding!
01:34:21.000 Either you're a clown, or you're a stand-up comic, or you're a politician that no one trusts.
01:34:26.000 This is a wildlife artist guy.
01:34:29.000 Ding Darling?
01:34:31.000 That's only a name that could happen in the 1930s and be cool.
01:34:31.000 Ding Darling?
01:34:34.000 Nowadays, we'd be like, Ding, fuck you.
01:34:36.000 Like, if you were trans and your name was Ding Darling, people are like, bro.
01:34:40.000 Come on, that's so on my head.
01:34:41.000 So listen, Ding, we're sorry to take a left, Ding.
01:34:44.000 Ding.
01:34:44.000 Ding.
01:34:45.000 My name's Joe.
01:34:46.000 It's one of the most boring names of all time.
01:34:49.000 Ben and Joe.
01:34:50.000 We got nothing.
01:34:50.000 We're jealous.
01:34:51.000 I was Ding Darling.
01:34:51.000 I wish.
01:34:52.000 I don't think that was Ding's real name.
01:34:53.000 He probably was like Charles Darling or something like that.
01:34:55.000 Bro, but that it was his real name?
01:34:57.000 J-N-Ding-Darling.
01:34:58.000 That's a weird thing.
01:35:00.000 J-Norwood Darling.
01:35:01.000 So he was a boring name.
01:35:02.000 So if your parents name you and then you rename yourself, is that okay?
01:35:05.000 Can you hang with people like that?
01:35:07.000 Yeah, well it's like...
01:35:08.000 That's what you're...
01:35:12.000 Yeah, can you hang with people that just change their name?
01:35:13.000 I mean, Snoop's not Snoop's real name.
01:35:16.000 Yeah, it is.
01:35:17.000 No, he's got a real name.
01:35:19.000 It's been his name more than it's been not his name.
01:35:20.000 What's his name?
01:35:21.000 He's been Snoop since, like, fucking 1990. That's a long time.
01:35:25.000 Is there a threshold for how many years you call yourself a certain thing?
01:35:29.000 Ding is, in history, Ding Darling.
01:35:30.000 It's not Jay Norwood Darling.
01:35:32.000 I've been very fortunate to never have any other names.
01:35:35.000 Very fortunate.
01:35:37.000 I feel very...
01:35:39.000 I feel very fortunate for never having the desire.
01:35:43.000 But my friend Aubrey, he used to be named Chris.
01:35:46.000 He changed his name to Aubrey.
01:35:47.000 Aubrey Marcus?
01:35:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:35:48.000 His name was Chris when I met him.
01:35:49.000 Was that a middle name or just something that he went to?
01:35:52.000 He tripped his balls off and he just rethought his life and said, I want to be a different person in one of the best ways.
01:35:58.000 I think he was naming himself after his grandmother or his grandfather.
01:36:04.000 Which is fine, right?
01:36:05.000 I'm sorry, Aubrey.
01:36:06.000 I don't remember.
01:36:07.000 We're sorry to ding and ding.
01:36:09.000 But I've only known him as Chris for a couple years, and Aubrey is like eight years.
01:36:13.000 Eight years.
01:36:15.000 Shout out to Chris Aubrey.
01:36:16.000 But it's like if my mom named me Julius, I'd be like, God damn it, Mom.
01:36:22.000 Maybe I'm Joe.
01:36:23.000 Yeah, I can't do Jules.
01:36:25.000 In terms of name changes, some of the name changes have got to be corrective.
01:36:28.000 Like, eh.
01:36:29.000 I'm not liking this.
01:36:30.000 Others have to be kind of declarative.
01:36:32.000 Like, I'm this guy now.
01:36:33.000 Yeah.
01:36:34.000 I'm Snoop, bitch.
01:36:35.000 I'm King Rogan.
01:36:36.000 Okay.
01:36:36.000 There he is.
01:36:37.000 What is it?
01:36:38.000 He was friends with Disney.
01:36:39.000 He was friends with Disney.
01:36:40.000 Smoking a pipe.
01:36:41.000 Got that bow tie.
01:36:43.000 Ding Darling.
01:36:44.000 His real name was Jay.
01:36:44.000 That's a very important...
01:36:45.000 But what was Ding back then?
01:36:46.000 Because gay was awesome.
01:36:48.000 Back then, they're like, we'll have a gay old time.
01:36:52.000 Ding darling.
01:36:53.000 Remember the Snoop, or the rather Flintstones?
01:36:56.000 Back then, gay was festive.
01:37:00.000 And then somewhere along the line, it shifted to homosexual.
01:37:00.000 Yes.
01:37:04.000 Yeah.
01:37:05.000 Right?
01:37:06.000 Like gay was like this fun thing.
01:37:08.000 This is the best conservation history lesson anybody has ever received.
01:37:13.000 Ding Johnny was an important fellow.
01:37:14.000 You can go to a wildlife refuge named after him.
01:37:16.000 Maybe back then Ding had a different meaning.
01:37:18.000 You know, like you could be Dick Nixon.
01:37:19.000 Did it say Jamie what Ding, how he got his nickname?
01:37:22.000 Yeah, he was the editor of his college yearbook and started signing his work with the contraction D'ing and it stuck.
01:37:31.000 T-apostrophe-I-N-G. Darling.
01:37:33.000 Ah, he was making a short for Darling.
01:37:37.000 How lazy is he?
01:37:38.000 How lazy?
01:37:39.000 He did a lot.
01:37:39.000 You can't write all the other letters?
01:37:40.000 He did a lot.
01:37:43.000 Yeah, I'm going to get to this conservation factor.
01:37:45.000 We're going to get to the grizzly story, too.
01:37:46.000 Oh, yeah.
01:37:47.000 That'll be the very end, like the flourish of the podcast.
01:37:49.000 We know what we're doing, folks.
01:37:50.000 Yeah, we've been doing this for years, me and Joe.
01:37:52.000 You and I have been doing this for years.
01:37:54.000 For ripping this shit for years.
01:37:55.000 Yeah, for years.
01:37:56.000 This is our third...
01:37:57.000 This is our third...
01:37:58.000 How many hours are we in right now?
01:37:59.000 That's the dangerous part.
01:38:01.000 It's only...
01:38:01.000 Yeah.
01:38:02.000 Two-ish.
01:38:04.000 We're at two-ish.
01:38:04.000 We still have two or three more to go.
01:38:06.000 So, Ding Darling, he's out there dinging it up.
01:38:10.000 And in 1936, a bunch of folks like Ding and conservationists of the time were challenging and pushing Franklin D. Roosevelt to kind of They'd already had the renaissance of understanding what conservation needed to happen in our country.
01:38:29.000 Why are you looking at me like that?
01:38:32.000 I'm taking giant hits.
01:38:35.000 Snoop Dogg weed and going, mm-hmm.
01:38:38.000 Continue, sir.
01:38:39.000 I'm learning.
01:38:40.000 I am learning.
01:38:41.000 So anyway, 1936, we've already gone through a bunch of the legislation, Lacey Act, a lot of the things that would lay the foundation for this idea that we needed to conserve wildlife in this country.
01:38:53.000 In 1936, there was this first wildlife conservation gathering.
01:38:58.000 2,000 people come.
01:39:00.000 I've read reports anywhere between 1,000 and 2,000 people come to Washington, D.C. And at this point, conservation was an idea that was kind of shared across party lines.
01:39:08.000 I remember reading that garden clubs and other bird watchers, all these people came to the table for conservation.
01:39:15.000 It wasn't like, bunch of hunters, and that was it.
01:39:17.000 It was people that cared about wildlife, and they saw over the last decades how we had degraded and extirpated many of the wildlife populations that were important to this nation.
01:39:27.000 Mallard duck, elk, deer, everything you see a lot of.
01:39:31.000 Turkeys, all of it.
01:39:33.000 In 1936, they have this wildlife conference, and what comes of it is a lot of things.
01:39:37.000 But the first, one of the things that comes from it is this idea of the Wildlife Restoration Act, which is termed Pittman-Robertson.
01:39:45.000 There was two senators, I hope I get this right, Key Pittman and Absalom Robertson.
01:39:51.000 Imagine your name's Absalom.
01:39:53.000 Go to that, make sure I got that right.
01:39:54.000 It's like Absalom or Absalom.
01:39:56.000 My name's Absalom.
01:39:58.000 Meet my friend Ding.
01:40:04.000 He's always hanging out in the back.
01:40:05.000 Dude, you should have been a comic.
01:40:06.000 He's always hanging out in the back.
01:40:08.000 That was great timing.
01:40:08.000 He's hanging out in the back drawing stamps.
01:40:10.000 Duck stamps.
01:40:11.000 Fucking weird.
01:40:11.000 I like to collect coins.
01:40:13.000 There it is.
01:40:14.000 That's him.
01:40:15.000 He looks like Absalom Willis Robertson.
01:40:15.000 Look at him.
01:40:18.000 He was from Virginia and Keith Pittman, I believe, was from Nevada.
01:40:21.000 That looks like the type of guy who would slap you if you told him.
01:40:24.000 If you were your son and you told him you were gay, he would slap you.
01:40:27.000 He would smack the shit out of you.
01:40:28.000 He would slap you right in the mouth.
01:40:29.000 That's right.
01:40:30.000 Goddammit, not my boy.
01:40:32.000 Look at his early picture there on the left.
01:40:35.000 Wow.
01:40:36.000 People were not even people back then.
01:40:39.000 That's a staunt.
01:40:40.000 They were like a trained monkey.
01:40:41.000 You're not friends with that guy.
01:40:43.000 You know of that guy.
01:40:44.000 Yeah.
01:40:45.000 He shows up.
01:40:45.000 He's a state senator.
01:40:46.000 So anyway, those are the two guys.
01:40:47.000 They introduced the bill.
01:40:49.000 And so, in a sense, Pittman Robertson.
01:40:52.000 So Pittman Robertson is a thing that...
01:40:55.000 Basically took at the time.
01:40:56.000 This was a very popular thing at the time.
01:40:59.000 It was called user...
01:41:02.000 Too much snoop line.
01:41:04.000 It was a user pays public benefits model.
01:41:08.000 So I'm using a road.
01:41:10.000 I pay for it, the public benefits.
01:41:11.000 And this is...
01:41:13.000 Around the time where we really had to understand how to pay for all this conservation that we wanted to do.
01:41:18.000 We have national parks now.
01:41:19.000 Yellowstone's already a thing.
01:41:21.000 The National Forest Service is already a thing.
01:41:24.000 Under Gifford Pinchot and Teddy Roosevelt has already done a ton to forward conservation in this country.
01:41:31.000 So now it's 1936. All these people get together and one of the things they want to achieve is how do we pay for this shit?
01:41:36.000 Because we got to pay for it.
01:41:39.000 And they decided, and there was, I think, five or six things that they wanted to achieve.
01:41:44.000 One of those things was to pay for it.
01:41:46.000 And they decided that we're going to create this bill and take a current excise tax on the sale of ammunition and firearms, 11% excise tax on sale.
01:41:55.000 It was already there.
01:41:56.000 And they're going to take that and they're going to put it into a bucket to pay for many of the conservation programs that we have in the United States at the time.
01:42:07.000 That legislation was put forward by those two cool-ass motherfuckers that we talked about.
01:42:11.000 And those folks, I think it got to Roosevelt's desk in nine days or something like that.
01:42:17.000 It was so popular.
01:42:18.000 It was like, boom, done.
01:42:19.000 Let's pass this shit, unlike today.
01:42:21.000 Nothing would ever be done that quickly.
01:42:23.000 But there was such a gathering around this that it went to Roosevelt's desk in nine days.
01:42:28.000 He signs it.
01:42:29.000 It becomes law.
01:42:30.000 Wildlife Restoration Act.
01:42:32.000 That means that the manufacturer, so today, the manufacturer of goods and services, so you're talking about Ronella?
01:42:39.000 Yes.
01:42:40.000 What he was talking about, about like tactical shooters and people that just go to the range and shoot a bunch of ammo.
01:42:47.000 The manufacturer of those goods pays that excise tax.
01:42:51.000 For people who've lost our train of thought, this is where, like, the percentage of the Pittman-Robertson that goes...
01:42:58.000 11% for ammo and...
01:43:00.000 How much of it is from hunters?
01:43:03.000 And how much of it is from shooters?
01:43:05.000 I've never read any real clear statistics on that because it would be hard to say.
01:43:09.000 You would have to go to the actual place where they're buying it.
01:43:13.000 It would be conservative to say, like, 70%.
01:43:17.000 You could say for sure.
01:43:19.000 Oh, Jamie's got something.
01:43:20.000 Jamie got it.
01:43:21.000 Jamie's the shit.
01:43:23.000 One source, hunters spending around $10 billion a year on everything they need for their hunting trips.
01:43:26.000 A different source found that hunters spend between $2.8 and $5.2 billion a year on taxable merchandise.
01:43:32.000 This generates $177 and $324 million a year in PR money, which means Pittman Robertson money.
01:43:37.000 Just remember that, because anybody that thinks that that kind of money is coming from any other source is delusional.
01:43:45.000 Well, we can get to that, too, because that's a huge...
01:43:47.000 Please do, because...
01:43:48.000 That's a huge part of it.
01:43:49.000 If people think that that kind of money is coming from people that are just philanthropy, it's not, right?
01:43:55.000 It's not, and not in this way.
01:43:57.000 This is one of the more...
01:43:57.000 Not for wildlife, right?
01:43:58.000 Yeah, this is one of the more beautiful kind of...
01:44:00.000 This is the thing that I discovered after I was always in love with hunting.
01:44:03.000 I'm like, oh, look, there's a structure that is really nice, too, that I really admire.
01:44:06.000 And it's a government structure, and I hate government, and I hate its structure.
01:44:11.000 But this one I like, man, and I'm taking part in it.
01:44:14.000 So, Pittman-Robertson is, it started out as, at the time, because there wasn't a lot of archery hunting at the time, if any.
01:44:20.000 Very, very few.
01:44:21.000 What year is this?
01:44:21.000 There wasn't a compound bow.
01:44:22.000 1936. Take a hit of this, maybe a little refresher memory.
01:44:25.000 Ah, Snoop.
01:44:25.000 You only have very few moments in life where you can get high on Snoop weed.
01:44:30.000 And then talk about...
01:44:31.000 Legitimately from this motherland.
01:44:33.000 He gave it to me.
01:44:34.000 This is kind of like the Snoop weed and then taking a test on history.
01:44:38.000 You're doing an amazing job.
01:44:38.000 No, this is perfect.
01:44:40.000 Thank you.
01:44:41.000 It seems to be helping.
01:44:43.000 100%.
01:44:44.000 It's interacting somehow with the alpha brain?
01:44:46.000 Yeah, and the whiskey.
01:44:48.000 All of it together.
01:44:48.000 And the whiskey.
01:44:49.000 Yeah.
01:44:50.000 And the fact that we're in Texas.
01:44:51.000 The free place.
01:44:52.000 The fishbowl.
01:44:53.000 We just keep this going.
01:44:53.000 You talk freely here.
01:44:54.000 We keep this going for hours.
01:44:56.000 But explain.
01:44:57.000 Keep going.
01:44:58.000 So 11% on guns and ammunition.
01:45:00.000 This is an existing excise tax.
01:45:02.000 So they decided that this was sort of a compromise and also a good faith effort to try to preserve all the things that were missing during the whole market hunting problem.
01:45:02.000 Right.
01:45:14.000 Right.
01:45:14.000 Yeah, and there's so much more that goes into this before this moment.
01:45:17.000 But since we're talking about PR, we would then need to say that this 11% already existing excise tax was funneled into a fund.
01:45:24.000 It's called the Wildlife Restoration Fund.
01:45:26.000 I'm not sure if it was called that back then, but that's what it's called now.
01:45:29.000 Over time, over the next 70 years, roughly, we would go on to then add archery products and ancillary archery equipment to this.
01:45:40.000 It's a 10% tax on that.
01:45:41.000 In the 70s, we would then have a similar addition called Dingle Johnson that would add that similar excise tax to fishing equipment.
01:45:50.000 And so now you have this kind of bucket of money that is earmarked and goes towards that from the purchasers...
01:45:58.000 It's kind of amazing.
01:45:59.000 It's driven by the hunting and fishing economy and shooting economy.
01:46:02.000 But let's compare it to anything else in society.
01:46:05.000 User pays public benefits.
01:46:07.000 But imagine if there was a thing, like if you bought an iPhone and 10% of it went to social justice.
01:46:12.000 But you know what I'm saying?
01:46:13.000 I know, but imagine if this is, and the duck stamp's this way too, and we talk about that, but the duck stamp and this tax, if they were to come to the hunting community, the fishing community, and say, we want to raise this excise tax to 12.5%.
01:46:28.000 I would guarantee.
01:46:30.000 They would say yes.
01:46:31.000 There you go.
01:46:31.000 Hand up.
01:46:32.000 How about 13?
01:46:33.000 How about 13?
01:46:33.000 Because they're- It's fine.
01:46:35.000 Because they know they benefit.
01:46:36.000 It's recreational activities.
01:46:37.000 It's a part of the lifestyle.
01:46:39.000 And if you have to pay a little more, but you know that that money is going to a good cause and that everybody feels good about the transaction.
01:46:46.000 All good.
01:46:46.000 All good.
01:46:47.000 And so this is a constituency that not only happily pays this tax, but would support Whatever we need to do for that tax to pay for the thing that we love.
01:46:59.000 It's kind of a perfect governmental...
01:47:01.000 This is my thought.
01:47:02.000 And it's not that known.
01:47:02.000 It is.
01:47:04.000 And I think if we can implement that same strategy for everything, for law enforcement, for education, for everything, for everything...
01:47:14.000 It's a value system thing.
01:47:15.000 I know what you're saying.
01:47:16.000 But look at it that way.
01:47:17.000 Look at the amount of money that's been generated by people who love wildlife and live off the land, whether it's 100% or even 5%.
01:47:26.000 If you have 5% venison in your diet, you know?
01:47:29.000 Yeah.
01:47:30.000 So there's a bunch of more beautiful things that are built into it that kind of buttress what you're saying.
01:47:34.000 And one of them is...
01:47:36.000 I love the word buttress.
01:47:38.000 It's got butt in it.
01:47:39.000 Whenever you can use it.
01:47:40.000 Whenever you can use it, I'm like, respect.
01:47:42.000 Whenever you can buttress that shit, baby.
01:47:44.000 I've never said buttress ever.
01:47:46.000 You've never said buttress?
01:47:46.000 Really?
01:47:47.000 I don't think I have.
01:47:49.000 We should make a t-shirt.
01:47:49.000 I mean, it's just by accident.
01:47:51.000 It's not like I have a problem with the word buttress.
01:47:53.000 Somebody out there listening will make.
01:47:54.000 You fuckers drank cat ladies.
01:47:57.000 You'll make a buttress t-shirt, goddammit.
01:47:59.000 Yeah, but it's not like I'm...
01:48:00.000 Like I said, I've never said it.
01:48:02.000 What I mean by that is it's not like I'm above it.
01:48:06.000 It's just fucking...
01:48:09.000 It never came up.
01:48:10.000 I'm a man of the people.
01:48:11.000 I'm not saying I'm above it.
01:48:13.000 I'm not being elitist here.
01:48:14.000 I just never said that word.
01:48:17.000 That's why the term buttress is now something.
01:48:18.000 I mean, I might have, but I might have been like 14 experimenting with new words.
01:48:22.000 Jamie, where are you at on buttress?
01:48:24.000 Have you ever said buttress?
01:48:25.000 Jamie's never said buttress.
01:48:27.000 Jamie?
01:48:28.000 I don't think you've said it.
01:48:30.000 No, it's too close to waitress, but...
01:48:34.000 Jamie with the one line!
01:48:36.000 Yeah!
01:48:37.000 Yes, Jamie.
01:48:38.000 That's too good.
01:48:39.000 It's a good word.
01:48:40.000 Back to buttress.
01:48:41.000 Back to...
01:48:42.000 I can't.
01:48:43.000 I'm never going to be able to be serious about this with you over there.
01:48:45.000 It's fine.
01:48:46.000 Just come up with another...
01:48:47.000 To connect the two.
01:48:50.000 Waitress butts.
01:48:51.000 Buttress.
01:48:53.000 So what's happening is we're now...
01:48:55.000 So we're paying...
01:48:56.000 People in the modern sense are calling it the American System of Conservation Funding.
01:49:01.000 And there's more than just Pittman-Robertson.
01:49:04.000 Which is Wildlife Restoration Fund.
01:49:06.000 So what happens is we take 11% excise tax.
01:49:10.000 This is, again, paid for by the manufacturers.
01:49:12.000 It does not show up on a receipt.
01:49:13.000 You do not see it when you purchase a product.
01:49:15.000 You do not really, unless you're listening to this or have read about it or been introduced to it, know about it.
01:49:20.000 It's not something that when you look at your receipt, you go, oh, look, 11.5%.
01:49:23.000 I just paid that and that's going to go here.
01:49:25.000 You don't really know about it.
01:49:28.000 Which I think is one of the great failings of the fucking place where I, the community that I work in.
01:49:33.000 The problem is that there's the amount of people that are involved in that world, in the hunting world, in the general, it's too easy to get food.
01:49:43.000 So most people think it's frivolous, or it's sociopathic, or it's evil.
01:49:50.000 They have this distorted perception of what it means to want to be engaged in that world.
01:49:56.000 That you're doing this almost as an excuse to kill things.
01:50:00.000 You're not correct.
01:50:01.000 Yeah, it's a dangerous...
01:50:02.000 It's a slippery slope in that way.
01:50:04.000 But you are correct sometimes.
01:50:05.000 That's the problem.
01:50:06.000 Because all...
01:50:07.000 It's not like hunters are all pure.
01:50:10.000 There's not a fucking single group of humans that are 100% pure.
01:50:14.000 I always say, like, do campers litter?
01:50:17.000 Yes!
01:50:18.000 That's a good way to say it.
01:50:19.000 It's beautiful.
01:50:20.000 All campers aren't shitty.
01:50:21.000 That's a great...
01:50:22.000 Do cigarette smokers throw their fucking cigarettes out the window?
01:50:25.000 That means...
01:50:26.000 That doesn't mean all people at camp are assholes.
01:50:28.000 Right.
01:50:28.000 Doesn't mean that all people who throw cigarettes out the window of their fucking cars are arsonists.
01:50:33.000 But a lot of them are.
01:50:34.000 Yeah.
01:50:35.000 A lot of them are, man.
01:50:36.000 That happens all the time in California.
01:50:38.000 Dude, during fire season, I've been evacuated three times, okay?
01:50:38.000 For sure.
01:50:42.000 One of the reasons why I abandoned California, I was tired of being evacuated from my home with fire.
01:50:49.000 There was a moment during the last one.
01:50:53.000 Where it was, I came home from the comedy store, there was a fire that was like a mile and a half plus from our house, and I came home from the comedy store, and me and my wife were like, we gotta get the fuck out of here.
01:51:08.000 I think it was her idea first.
01:51:10.000 She was like, I think we should just leave now.
01:51:12.000 Like, why wait?
01:51:13.000 I go, you're right, why wait?
01:51:14.000 Like, everything that matters is right here, right?
01:51:18.000 You, me.
01:51:19.000 Let's go.
01:51:20.000 The kids, our dog, let's get him in a car, and let's just go.
01:51:25.000 And I knew that, like, I'm like, we can escape, like, danger in this one moment if we act now.
01:51:32.000 But if we get stupid, and I don't even want to say stupid, because people have made bad decisions based on the fact they never had to encounter a wildfire before.
01:51:43.000 Stupid is a wrong...
01:51:44.000 Because I remember the first time I saw a fire, a real wildfire in my neighborhood was like...
01:51:51.000 I moved to my neighborhood in 96, and the first time a real fire came around was like 97 or 98. I was like, whoa.
01:51:59.000 I'll go, this is real.
01:52:01.000 Like, this can overcome an area.
01:52:05.000 You feel powerless.
01:52:06.000 Well, you also feel like, wow, it's amazing that you could just buy a lighter.
01:52:11.000 Yeah.
01:52:16.000 It's amazing!
01:52:17.000 Somebody on a buttress fires.
01:52:18.000 There's so many disenfranchised, angry people.
01:52:22.000 Right.
01:52:22.000 And so many lighters.
01:52:24.000 It's kind of shocking.
01:52:26.000 Why would you live where it's dry?
01:52:27.000 Confucius says.
01:52:28.000 Why would you live...
01:52:29.000 Joseph says.
01:52:30.000 Joseph Frogan says.
01:52:32.000 Get the fuck out of the dry spots.
01:52:34.000 Stop smoking cigarettes.
01:52:35.000 It's getting too dangerous.
01:52:36.000 In the tall grass.
01:52:37.000 You're counting on morons to not throw cigarettes out their windows.
01:52:41.000 And it's a thing that people do when they smoke.
01:52:43.000 Yeah.
01:52:45.000 It's a cultural thing.
01:52:46.000 They don't even realize they're doing it.
01:52:48.000 They smoke their cigarette and they throw it on the ground and they stomp it out and they leave it there.
01:52:53.000 They litter.
01:52:53.000 It's the one time you're allowed to litter.
01:52:55.000 It's a weird thing, man.
01:52:57.000 It's weird.
01:52:58.000 I've never been a smoker.
01:52:59.000 I've never picked that up.
01:53:00.000 It is weird.
01:53:01.000 I have conscientious, intelligent friends that I love and respect.
01:53:07.000 Comedians in particular.
01:53:08.000 They smoke and they put their cigarette on the ground and they stomp it.
01:53:11.000 Men and women.
01:53:12.000 I'm a big fan of Ron White.
01:53:13.000 He smokes...
01:53:14.000 Well, like Chappelle.
01:53:15.000 Chappelle smokes like a fucking chimney on stage.
01:53:17.000 Do you want to smoke one of Ron White's actual cigarettes?
01:53:21.000 Yes.
01:53:21.000 Don't you feel weird?
01:53:22.000 I wouldn't feel weird at all.
01:53:24.000 This is like a fucking menagerie of drugs and alcohol.
01:53:27.000 Yeah, it's an actual cigarette that he's made that he smokes, though.
01:53:33.000 He's around here, huh?
01:53:34.000 Is he around in Austin?
01:53:35.000 Yeah, he's around.
01:53:36.000 Yeah, we're doing a show tonight.
01:53:37.000 You want to come?
01:53:37.000 Fuck yeah.
01:53:38.000 Exactly!
01:53:39.000 Is that real?
01:53:40.000 I was bringing it on you.
01:53:41.000 Did you just say that?
01:53:42.000 I got other plans.
01:53:43.000 You fucking guy.
01:53:44.000 Multiple plans for this evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:53:46.000 Before we get to that, let me get to...
01:53:47.000 This thing fell apart on me.
01:53:49.000 I will.
01:53:50.000 Before we get to that, let's get to the history of conservation in America, Joseph.
01:53:54.000 Ding, darling.
01:53:55.000 This motherfucker might have...
01:53:57.000 Ding, darling.
01:53:59.000 ...a motive.
01:54:00.000 Not really a motive.
01:54:02.000 More like I want to finish a story.
01:54:07.000 We have this deal.
01:54:08.000 We make a deal.
01:54:09.000 11% guns and ammo.
01:54:11.000 10% archery.
01:54:13.000 What year?
01:54:14.000 1936. I want to say.
01:54:17.000 3836. That is amazing.
01:54:19.000 It's a long time.
01:54:19.000 This thing has lasted a long time.
01:54:21.000 Hundreds of millions of dollars going into this fund.
01:54:24.000 This goes into a wildlife restoration fund, which is managed, I believe, by the IRS, and the IRS takes the money and says, hey, here, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, here's this money, fucking make it happen.
01:54:35.000 And then the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service takes that money, and they go from state to state, and they use a...
01:54:45.000 Yeah.
01:55:04.000 Access and education.
01:55:06.000 We're going to take away your license funds and put them into another...
01:55:10.000 I think they put them into the Migratory Bird Act or Migratory Bird Fund.
01:55:14.000 But basically it says, if you don't use this money for what it's purposed for, you lose it, it goes somewhere else, bitch.
01:55:19.000 Sorry about your luck.
01:55:21.000 So now you have this thing where hunters, shooters, fishermen are paying into a system that many of them have no idea about.
01:55:28.000 It's so ingrained in our system, in our minds as hunters and anglers, that we know that the American system of conservation funding, which includes Pittman and Robertson, but also includes license sales.
01:55:38.000 Can't forget that.
01:55:39.000 You pay for a license.
01:55:41.000 You pay for the privilege to go hunt wild game.
01:55:43.000 All of this goes to fund...
01:55:45.000 State game agencies that are appointed by us that are there for the public trust doctrine.
01:55:53.000 We don't own these animals.
01:55:55.000 We all hold them in trust.
01:55:57.000 And we take that money and we say, we're going to pay for a bunch of wildlife biologists to work for the state, and those folks are going to be the ones, for the most part, to enact legislation to keep these animals around.
01:56:09.000 And that's a huge part of the North American model of wildlife conservation that is unique to this continent and that kicks fucking ass.
01:56:18.000 As a person, I agree.
01:56:20.000 If you look at it as a system in comparison to a lot of the other systems that are combating, whether or not it's like community violence or drug addiction or crime or anything, If you look at problems and solutions,
01:56:37.000 it's one of the great problems VS solutions in our country.
01:56:41.000 For sure.
01:56:41.000 I don't know why I said VS. Never said that before either.
01:56:44.000 There you go, buttress and VS. Hashtag buttress.
01:56:46.000 Put that on a shirt.
01:56:47.000 But it's like, I didn't want to be pretentious, but I had to be.
01:56:50.000 No, you're not.
01:56:51.000 It's one of the great systems.
01:56:52.000 It really is.
01:56:53.000 If we could have that same sort of ethic...
01:56:57.000 Into other aspects of our life, I think we could do amazing things.
01:57:01.000 If you think of the amount of money that has been generated willingly, and also, like, happily by hunters and fishermen and people in the shooting sports and knowing that it's all going to good, but it's sustainable.
01:57:14.000 Like, it's not too crazy.
01:57:16.000 No, and there's results.
01:57:17.000 There's an ammo issue right now.
01:57:19.000 Well, sure.
01:57:20.000 There always is.
01:57:20.000 It's cyclical.
01:57:21.000 But that's like a pandemic thing, right?
01:57:22.000 That did really happen, pandemic.
01:57:25.000 That's a whole other thing.
01:57:26.000 But let me just say this.
01:57:28.000 You pull up, maybe, Jamie, pull up John Oliver did a thing on the duck stamp.
01:57:31.000 It'd be cool for us to watch that.
01:57:32.000 That was...
01:57:33.000 Another person, two days in a row, that's quoted John Oliver as a source of history.
01:57:37.000 John Oliver, if he's listening to this, is a shitbag.
01:57:41.000 What?
01:57:41.000 How dare you?
01:57:42.000 Not a big fan.
01:57:43.000 Oh, he's a good guy.
01:57:44.000 He's a comic.
01:57:45.000 Has he been in here?
01:57:45.000 No, but I'd have him in here.
01:57:46.000 His show sucks.
01:57:47.000 Oh, how dare you?
01:57:48.000 Do you like his show?
01:57:50.000 I've watched some funny elements of his show.
01:57:51.000 Shitbag, I apologize for it.
01:57:52.000 That was a low blow.
01:57:53.000 He's a comic.
01:57:55.000 His show is...
01:57:56.000 He's making fun of things, and they have a very left-wing theme to it.
01:58:02.000 Which is why I don't like it.
01:58:04.000 I don't like it because it's so obviously left-wing.
01:58:06.000 If you show up, and I'm not defending him, but yet I am.
01:58:10.000 If you show up and you're working on a show...
01:58:15.000 And I don't know how much say he has in how they sculpt those monologues.
01:58:23.000 You don't know.
01:58:23.000 I don't know.
01:58:24.000 I don't know.
01:58:25.000 But I think some of it's funny, even if I don't agree with it.
01:58:27.000 It's funny.
01:58:28.000 I'm not saying it's not funny.
01:58:28.000 I've watched it for a long time, and I guess I should say the backstory is I was a big fan of it, and then it started to turn to something.
01:58:34.000 He's great in community.
01:58:37.000 I've never seen him in that.
01:58:38.000 He is.
01:58:38.000 He's probably a talented guy.
01:58:40.000 He's 100% talented.
01:58:41.000 I shouldn't call him names.
01:58:42.000 No, no, he's funny.
01:58:43.000 He's just very left-leaning.
01:58:46.000 It's trying to normalize these ideas that aren't...
01:58:49.000 Trying to make these left ideas...
01:58:52.000 And this happens quite often in other mainstream media.
01:58:57.000 It's trying to normalize these ideas that we should be talking through.
01:58:59.000 Like, this is how it is, guys!
01:59:01.000 Right.
01:59:01.000 You're absolutely right.
01:59:03.000 We should be talking through it.
01:59:04.000 We should be talking through it.
01:59:04.000 I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'm saying you could be.
01:59:06.000 But in his defense, he's doing it for entertainment and humor.
01:59:11.000 So it's like, I give you a certain amount of license.
01:59:15.000 The problem is not what he's doing.
01:59:18.000 The problem is not what he's doing.
01:59:20.000 The problem is the way it makes people feel.
01:59:25.000 So you can either decide, I don't like to watch him because he's very left-leaning, so I'll watch something else.
01:59:31.000 Or you can decide, that's what I'm looking for.
01:59:34.000 And then you watch him and he becomes as popular as he is.
01:59:37.000 See?
01:59:38.000 It's like we have this idea that everybody on television or everybody who has a podcast or everybody who has a YouTube show has to share your ideas.
01:59:46.000 That's it!
01:59:46.000 But they don't.
01:59:47.000 You, Crystal and Sager, Bill Maher, let me name you, Jon Stewart, people that challenge...
01:59:52.000 Kyle Kalinske.
01:59:52.000 Kyle Kalinske.
01:59:53.000 People that challenge these narratives.
01:59:55.000 Tim Pool.
01:59:55.000 All of them.
01:59:56.000 But all of them.
01:59:56.000 Sam...
01:59:57.000 I mean, Sam Harris.
01:59:59.000 Intellectual Dark Web.
02:00:00.000 Everybody.
02:00:00.000 Brett Weinstein.
02:00:01.000 Heather Hying.
02:00:02.000 These are people that are...
02:00:03.000 Skeptics.
02:00:04.000 Challenging ideas that need to be challenged, not people that are promoting narratives in kind of a disingenuous way.
02:00:10.000 The label's the problem.
02:00:12.000 The label's the problem.
02:00:13.000 Whether you call it the intellectual dark web or you call yourself progressive or left-wing or right-wing.
02:00:19.000 These idealities, these labels that we put on ourselves, they sort of are like...
02:00:26.000 They're like the latticework of cults.
02:00:29.000 Like it sets it up and then the cult grows inside that little fence and it takes root and before you know it you got a cult.
02:00:37.000 I have a matrix target.
02:00:38.000 You know what a matrix target is?
02:00:39.000 You know those archery targets?
02:00:40.000 Oh yeah.
02:00:41.000 I have one in my backyard that has like vines have decided to grow around it.
02:00:45.000 It's like they are unaware that lethal darts are going fucking 300 feet per second slamming into that foam.
02:00:51.000 That's not a place to grow if you're a weed.
02:00:53.000 For them, it's not enough disruption that it stops them from growing because it rains here in Texas and shit grows.
02:01:01.000 Crazy.
02:01:01.000 Nothing lights on fire.
02:01:03.000 And everything just fucking grows.
02:01:06.000 Yeah, I mean, I apologize to John Oliver, but I think the frustration for me as just a normal dude that watches a lot of stuff is that I want to really like him, and sometimes I can see through it.
02:01:16.000 You gotta let it go.
02:01:17.000 See through the narrative stuff, so apologies.
02:01:19.000 You gotta let it go, and he's gotta let it go, too.
02:01:21.000 That was unfortunate.
02:01:22.000 Everybody's got to let it go.
02:01:23.000 Everybody's got to realize we have more in common than we do in difference.
02:01:28.000 We all want our families to be safe.
02:01:31.000 We all want to have fun with our friends.
02:01:33.000 We all want our children to grow up and have a great education.
02:01:37.000 We all want to live in a world with no war and no pollution.
02:01:40.000 We don't have a problem with environmental contaminants leaking into our water.
02:01:44.000 We can all agree on those things.
02:01:46.000 We're being separated by ideologies more than we are about what we agree on or disagree on.
02:01:52.000 What we agree on is way more numerous.
02:01:55.000 Most people who are good people who are happy people want everybody to have a good life.
02:01:59.000 And that goes right back to public.
02:02:03.000 We're paying money so we can go do things.
02:02:06.000 I would apologize again to John Oliver.
02:02:08.000 I went way off.
02:02:09.000 You stepped out of line, you son of a bitch.
02:02:10.000 I stepped out of line.
02:02:11.000 Sorry, John.
02:02:13.000 He's a fucking comic.
02:02:14.000 He's doing his job.
02:02:15.000 He's doing his thing.
02:02:16.000 Shouldn't have said that.
02:02:16.000 The thing is, it's his point of view.
02:02:19.000 Yeah, it's his point of view.
02:02:21.000 And he may challenge me on hunting one day.
02:02:23.000 That would be fun.
02:02:23.000 But if you agree with the First Amendment, you want him to have his point of view.
02:02:28.000 And you really do.
02:02:29.000 And you want to have his show and you want to be entertained by it.
02:02:32.000 That's where the problem with social media comes in.
02:02:34.000 Because there's a lot of people that don't think that way.
02:02:37.000 There's a lot of people that don't think like...
02:02:40.000 Whether it's John Oliver or whether it's Donald Trump or whether it's fucking a lot of the right-wing people or a lot of left-wing people, there's an ideological battle.
02:02:48.000 And if you've got control of the switch and you're like, fuck that guy, he doesn't think you should have a seven-month-old abortion.
02:02:55.000 There's weird...
02:02:56.000 You know, there's weird decisions people make.
02:02:59.000 Like, fuck that guy.
02:03:00.000 He doesn't believe that this is more than that.
02:03:04.000 You should use these pronouns.
02:03:06.000 You should say this instead of that.
02:03:08.000 You should let these people control this because they've never been in control.
02:03:12.000 And you should let Marxists and Leninists try to run the country because we've been run by capitalists.
02:03:17.000 And it's obviously unfair and racist!
02:03:20.000 And then you try to figure out your way through the mess.
02:03:23.000 Let me offer a solution, Joe.
02:03:26.000 You have one?
02:03:26.000 Yeah.
02:03:27.000 Wow.
02:03:28.000 Ben O'Brien.
02:03:29.000 What's today's date?
02:03:31.000 I'll wait.
02:03:33.000 November 16th at 3.47 p.m.
02:03:37.000 Central Time has figured it out.
02:03:40.000 Let's take a moment of silence before I start.
02:03:45.000 Now, everybody good?
02:03:47.000 I'm stretching out.
02:03:48.000 Okay, let's go.
02:03:50.000 We'll start with Piven and Roberts, and we'll eventually get to the Grizzly Bear story.
02:03:55.000 We're going to get to that fucking story!
02:03:58.000 I feel really bad about that.
02:03:59.000 I feel like we should shut this thing off before the story.
02:04:03.000 This is like the end of Sopranos.
02:04:06.000 Exactly!
02:04:12.000 Just be like, that whole thing about John Oliver's The End.
02:04:14.000 Sorry, John.
02:04:15.000 What the fuck did that guy just try to explain the end of The Sopranos recently?
02:04:18.000 He got mad because someone kept asking him, I think.
02:04:20.000 Bro, why would he answer any questions?
02:04:22.000 No, I don't.
02:04:24.000 Anyway, go back.
02:04:26.000 This is the most fun I've had in a long time.
02:04:29.000 Me too.
02:04:31.000 I'll say this.
02:04:33.000 We have.
02:04:34.000 So we talk about the American System of Conservation Funding.
02:04:36.000 I think we've mostly covered Pittman-Robertson.
02:04:40.000 Yeah.
02:04:40.000 So people understand that we're paying money and that money is going towards the thing that we're taking part in.
02:04:47.000 Yeah.
02:04:48.000 User pays the public benefits.
02:04:49.000 Like I said, there's a large...
02:04:52.000 Part of our populace that shoots for fun.
02:04:55.000 They go out.
02:04:55.000 We call them, you know, tactile shooters or range aficionados.
02:04:59.000 And they call people like you FUDs.
02:05:01.000 FUDs, yeah.
02:05:02.000 For Elmer FUD. Yeah, Elmer FUD. Like Rinella would be a FUD. A FUD. That's probably true.
02:05:07.000 Elmer FUD. People call me whatever they want.
02:05:09.000 Right.
02:05:09.000 Remy Warren's a FUD. Is he?
02:05:11.000 I would say so.
02:05:12.000 I love him.
02:05:13.000 I love him too, but he's a FUD. If he's got a rifle, it's for hunting.
02:05:19.000 He doesn't have time for anything else.
02:05:20.000 That's true.
02:05:21.000 I don't know where the delineation of that is, but at some point, yeah, you're a hunter or you're a shooter.
02:05:26.000 There are different communities.
02:05:27.000 I've lived in both.
02:05:28.000 Yes.
02:05:29.000 Hopefully they like me.
02:05:30.000 I like them.
02:05:31.000 I know, but isn't that funny?
02:05:33.000 This is what people need to understand.
02:05:35.000 There's that much division inside people who believe in the Second Amendment.
02:05:39.000 There is.
02:05:39.000 There's people that are just tactical people who have bulletproof underwear on right now.
02:05:45.000 And there's people who want to shoot a white-tailed deer for dinner.
02:05:50.000 That's right.
02:05:51.000 And everybody's trying to convince each other that their way is the right way.
02:05:54.000 Right, right, right.
02:05:55.000 There's people that just want to protect their family from an armed invader, and there's people that want to start a militia.
02:06:02.000 They both have similar...
02:06:05.000 They both exist.
02:06:05.000 These people both exist.
02:06:06.000 This is a divide.
02:06:08.000 It's not a real divide.
02:06:09.000 We are fractal, is what I'm trying to get at.
02:06:11.000 It's not a real divide.
02:06:12.000 We're all together.
02:06:13.000 No.
02:06:13.000 We should be all together.
02:06:14.000 Especially in the Second Amendment world.
02:06:16.000 This is my feeling with everything.
02:06:18.000 With the left and the right.
02:06:19.000 I think most of our decisions that are really polarizing are based on ideologies rather than shared goals.
02:06:28.000 Right.
02:06:28.000 Our shared important goals.
02:06:30.000 That's what you see when the pandemic hit a little bit in the beginning.
02:06:35.000 You saw it after 9-11.
02:06:38.000 You're a younger fella.
02:06:39.000 But during...
02:06:40.000 How old are you now?
02:06:41.000 35. 35. Yeah, so you're a little baby.
02:06:43.000 What are you, like 12 when 9-11 happened?
02:06:45.000 How old are you?
02:06:45.000 13?
02:06:46.000 I was in high school.
02:06:47.000 I was in SAT prep class.
02:06:49.000 What the fuck is wrong with you, boy?
02:06:53.000 Hey, don't degrade the educational system of America, Joe Rogan.
02:06:57.000 So, when that happened, what was my point?
02:07:02.000 Completely forgot my point.
02:07:02.000 Let me get back to the history of conservation in America.
02:07:04.000 I had a whole thing to solve our culture.
02:07:07.000 What was I just saying?
02:07:07.000 What was I just saying?
02:07:08.000 I don't know, Jamie?
02:07:10.000 He's off it too.
02:07:11.000 Jamie has no idea.
02:07:12.000 That's when you know the podcast is going to a good place.
02:07:15.000 I can't do calculations in the middle of a rant.
02:07:19.000 All right, let me take it back to my solution for all of our culture.
02:07:21.000 We know now that we pay for a thing that benefits us.
02:07:25.000 Now, I would encourage everyone to look up the duck stamp.
02:07:29.000 I would encourage everybody to look up the Land and Water Conservation Fund.
02:07:33.000 We don't probably have time to get into those things, but those are things that act in a very similar way, as do licensed sales, in a similar way to Pittman Robertson.
02:07:42.000 These are things that help fund the things we love to do.
02:07:46.000 We take money from particular areas and we place it back in the public trust.
02:07:50.000 And we create access and opportunity across this country in amazing ways.
02:07:55.000 And all in all, with all the different organizations, how much money are we talking about?
02:07:59.000 You can look it up in terms of PR money.
02:08:02.000 But most of this money, we have to then separate this in a lot of ways from conservation groups within our space.
02:08:09.000 We have Backcountry Hunters and Anglers, of which I'm a part.
02:08:12.000 We have Rocky Mountain.
02:08:14.000 I have a lifetime membership.
02:08:14.000 You are?
02:08:15.000 Yes.
02:08:15.000 Thank you, buddy.
02:08:16.000 You and Don.
02:08:16.000 I got a free canoe.
02:08:17.000 You and Don Jr. I got a free pistol.
02:08:19.000 Kimber.
02:08:20.000 Congratulations.
02:08:21.000 I'll shoot a bear in the face, which we'll talk about.
02:08:25.000 This is the longest tea story ever.
02:08:28.000 And so we have conservation organizations, and I think this is just in the spirit of this user pays public benefits, how it is in hunting.
02:08:38.000 We have single species organizations like the Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation, Wild Sheep Foundation, Pheasants Forever, Rocky Mountain Goat Alliance.
02:08:48.000 I mean, go on and on and on.
02:08:49.000 And all the fishing organizations.
02:08:51.000 All the fishing species, Coastal Conservation Association.
02:08:53.000 I mean, you could go on and on about associations that are kind of entwined and ingrained in our community that help to fund hugely important access.
02:09:03.000 Hugely important access.
02:09:05.000 I mean, the duck stamp itself is a piece of legislation.
02:09:08.000 Has supported wildlife refuges in America for decades and has opened up access to hunting in millions of acres.
02:09:15.000 Similarly, the RMEF. I've hunted conservation- Ducks Unlimited.
02:09:19.000 Ducks Unlimited.
02:09:20.000 Trout Unlimited.
02:09:21.000 Delta Waterfell, Trout Unlimited.
02:09:22.000 I met a dude who was a member of Trout Unlimited when I was 13. Yeah.
02:09:28.000 For real.
02:09:29.000 End it there.
02:09:29.000 I had to talk to this dude about, like, what are you doing?
02:09:32.000 He was, like, recruiting you.
02:09:33.000 Trying to help the conservation of trout.
02:09:36.000 And this is, and so this is, like, the people that are using these resources.
02:09:40.000 We call it the sustainable use of a natural resource.
02:09:43.000 Sustainable being the important part there.
02:09:45.000 We're using it, but we're not overusing it.
02:09:47.000 And to go back to my friend, Dr. Valerius Geist, the legend of our model of conservation, we're intervening intelligently to make sure that these populations flourish.
02:09:56.000 And this is debated, right?
02:09:58.000 This is discussed by wildlife biologists.
02:10:00.000 And this is a part of our model of conservation, and again, this is all intertwined.
02:10:06.000 The point, I guess, would be to say that all of this says that the hunting, fishing community is paying a lot of money and a lot of time to conserve and to give access opportunities through public lands and other programs the thing that they are consuming,
02:10:24.000 right?
02:10:24.000 Sustainable use of a natural resource.
02:10:27.000 We see this thing as a natural resource and we want to use it sustainably while also fording the population.
02:10:32.000 We have never had more white-tailed deer In this country than today.
02:10:36.000 Since Columbus landed.
02:10:37.000 Columbus!
02:10:38.000 But that's because of GMO farms.
02:10:40.000 Nope, nope.
02:10:40.000 I'm going to cut you off so I can finish my story.
02:10:42.000 Because I'm solving all the problems in America and you're trying to stop me.
02:10:45.000 God, please.
02:10:46.000 With Columbus talk.
02:10:49.000 So, here we are in this kumbaya world of hunting where there is a user pays public benefits ingrained.
02:10:57.000 I once, when I was writing an article about Pittman-Robertson some years ago, I did a straw poll of 100 people in my orbit that were hardcore hunters.
02:11:05.000 I asked them, what is Pittman-Robertson?
02:11:07.000 97 of the 100 people didn't get it right.
02:11:11.000 What'd they get wrong though?
02:11:12.000 They either didn't know what it was, they thought it paid for some random shit it didn't pay for, they thought it was part of the duck stamp, they thought it was, they didn't know what it was.
02:11:23.000 Three people of a hundred, and this includes like family members, people I grew up hunting with, it wasn't ingrained enough in our own communities, and so how could we expect the people outside of our community to then understand it?
02:11:35.000 On a side note, that'd be a great grill.
02:11:37.000 Stop siding it.
02:11:38.000 Great grill name.
02:11:40.000 Pittman Robertson.
02:11:41.000 Pittman Robertson Grills?
02:11:43.000 Yeah.
02:11:44.000 A nice pellet grill.
02:11:46.000 Butchers for me.
02:11:46.000 Cast iron.
02:11:47.000 Butchers for me.
02:11:47.000 Made in American.
02:11:48.000 Go ahead.
02:11:49.000 See, I always do this, Jamie, and I'm trying to tell the history of America.
02:11:53.000 It's a long history, but you don't.
02:11:54.000 Eventually that grizzly bear is gone.
02:12:03.000 I've got a saunter across that drainage in Montana.
02:12:05.000 Saunter?
02:12:06.000 Another word I'd never use.
02:12:07.000 You ever used saunter?
02:12:09.000 How many times?
02:12:10.000 I've made it like once.
02:12:11.000 Ever in your life?
02:12:12.000 Yeah.
02:12:13.000 More than 20?
02:12:14.000 Okay, if you had all the money that you've ever earned, if you had it on the table.
02:12:18.000 I've been writing books set in the 1930s, but...
02:12:21.000 Would you be willing to push all the money you've ever earned in your life?
02:12:26.000 10 to 1 odds.
02:12:28.000 On...
02:12:28.000 On you having said saunter 20 times.
02:12:32.000 Oh, 20 times?
02:12:32.000 No, absolutely not.
02:12:34.000 Unless I was reading a book.
02:12:35.000 Imagine the saunters just start racking up in his memory.
02:12:38.000 No!
02:12:39.000 Saunter!
02:12:40.000 And he realized it's 17, 18. No!
02:12:43.000 With that song I wrote called Saunter?
02:12:45.000 23. Oh, and he realized it's going to hit the number.
02:12:49.000 How many times have you sauntered, Jamie, into a place?
02:12:53.000 Because I've sauntered a lot into a room.
02:12:55.000 Sauntered.
02:12:57.000 Bro, I sauntered in a movie.
02:12:58.000 How different is sauntering from a...
02:13:01.000 I don't know.
02:13:03.000 Never mind.
02:13:03.000 Strolling?
02:13:05.000 Sauntering, I imagine, would be like strolling with confidence.
02:13:08.000 Strolling, you're just not really...
02:13:09.000 No care in the world.
02:13:10.000 Sauntering is you have a mission.
02:13:11.000 Yeah.
02:13:12.000 And you're about to put it out there for the world.
02:13:14.000 It's actually a leisurely stroll, so...
02:13:16.000 Sauntering.
02:13:17.000 That's fake news.
02:13:18.000 According to people with low testosterone.
02:13:20.000 A slow, relaxed manner without hurry or effort.
02:13:23.000 What is the difference between the way a woman walks in a sexy manner?
02:13:27.000 What is that called?
02:13:29.000 Sultry?
02:13:31.000 That's like the adjective for it.
02:13:33.000 Is there a word?
02:13:34.000 Saunters seems like relaxed and confident, right?
02:13:38.000 Well, there's a noun and a verb for saunters.
02:13:40.000 Oh, what's that noun?
02:13:41.000 What's the noun?
02:13:42.000 A noun is a leisurely stroll.
02:13:43.000 But the verb is a saunter.
02:13:46.000 Wait a minute.
02:13:46.000 A leisurely stroll is in motion, you fucking cowards.
02:13:49.000 A quiet saunter.
02:13:51.000 I mean, it's like a quiet...
02:13:52.000 Bullshit.
02:13:52.000 You go on a walk.
02:13:52.000 He's moving.
02:13:53.000 You walk or you go on a walk.
02:13:54.000 That's a verb.
02:13:55.000 Well, the verb is walk in a slow, relaxed manner.
02:14:00.000 But why is this different?
02:14:02.000 In 1936...
02:14:03.000 It's describing?
02:14:04.000 Okay, so it's a noun describing a type of walk?
02:14:07.000 Yeah, it's a very descriptive type of walk.
02:14:09.000 That's what I was going to say.
02:14:10.000 I was going to call it a stroll, but...
02:14:12.000 Imagine, like, growing up learning Chinese and trying to figure out American.
02:14:17.000 Do you ever think of the time when Ding Darley...
02:14:19.000 Chris was an American.
02:14:23.000 John Muir.
02:14:24.000 Signature there.
02:14:25.000 There it is.
02:14:26.000 That's Ding's signature.
02:14:27.000 Jay Norwood, Ding Darley.
02:14:29.000 Wow.
02:14:30.000 He's got a National Wildlife Refuge.
02:14:32.000 It actually looks like Disney wrote that down in the old swamp.
02:14:34.000 It does look like Disney.
02:14:35.000 Look at that one.
02:14:36.000 Right, that's totally Disney-like.
02:14:37.000 Here I come, Joe.
02:14:39.000 You ready?
02:14:40.000 Grizzly Bear.
02:14:40.000 You've got pretty broad shoulders.
02:14:42.000 This is going to hit you hard.
02:14:44.000 Uh...
02:14:45.000 So, we've established that we have this wonderful system that is buttressing hunting and fishing in the outdoors in America.
02:14:53.000 Right.
02:14:54.000 No, we've established this.
02:14:57.000 And we've also established early in the podcast, about three or four days ago, that there is a solution buried deep in hunting to most,
02:15:12.000 if not all, the cultural woes that you've talked about on your show and you've had very smart people talk about on your show.
02:15:19.000 Sedentary lifestyle, kind of too much information of social media.
02:15:22.000 All these things are kind of baked in, and I believe hunting has some solution to all of those things.
02:15:27.000 I really believe that.
02:15:28.000 I do as well.
02:15:30.000 It is backed up by a structure that pays for itself.
02:15:33.000 And also that structure bakes in a value system that I believe in wholly, and the people that take part in it can opt in to believe in wholly.
02:15:41.000 And it is a unifier for our folks.
02:15:44.000 I have...
02:15:47.000 A long way to say that I have a group that I've helped create for my podcast.
02:15:53.000 There was a guy that's no longer on the air.
02:15:56.000 It's over there in Meat Eater.
02:15:57.000 There was a guy named Juan Carlos.
02:15:59.000 Juan Carlos was down in Virginia.
02:16:01.000 Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia.
02:16:03.000 He wrote into my show and said, Hey man, I'm brand new to hunting.
02:16:09.000 Need a mentor.
02:16:10.000 Because as you all know, you can't hunt.
02:16:12.000 Sounds like a psychopath.
02:16:14.000 Yeah.
02:16:15.000 Fucking vegans.
02:16:18.000 So we helped him.
02:16:20.000 Then I read the story on the air and about 30 or 40 people wrote in.
02:16:24.000 I'll help Juan Carlos.
02:16:26.000 I'll mentor him.
02:16:27.000 I'm kidding about him being a psychopath.
02:16:28.000 He's not a nice fella.
02:16:29.000 Just joking around.
02:16:30.000 Nice guy.
02:16:31.000 He...
02:16:34.000 We got him a mentor.
02:16:36.000 And the next episode I made kind of a joke.
02:16:39.000 Hey, you know, this is the first regional chapter of our podcast.
02:16:44.000 Ha ha ha.
02:16:45.000 Pretty funny.
02:16:45.000 We've helped one guy get to hunting that really wanted to get there.
02:16:49.000 It's hard to get there, as you all know, as somebody who came from a non-hunter.
02:16:52.000 It was Steve, Cam, Dudley, myself.
02:16:54.000 Yeah, it's really hard if someone doesn't have any friends that do it.
02:16:57.000 So we endeavored to figure out how to create an organization from that.
02:17:02.000 This just came very organically from the podcast.
02:17:04.000 People love it.
02:17:05.000 They want to share it.
02:17:06.000 So my proof that hunting is good for you and good for kind of the culture is that the people that want to do it also want to share it with other people for nothing.
02:17:15.000 But here's the problem.
02:17:17.000 Okay.
02:17:17.000 The problem is the people.
02:17:19.000 It's not saying like the people that hunt are all awesome.
02:17:23.000 That's not true.
02:17:24.000 No.
02:17:24.000 People are people.
02:17:25.000 That's true.
02:17:26.000 The real problem is the perception that people have of hunters based on the people that are not nice.
02:17:33.000 Right.
02:17:34.000 This is when you hear stories about people doing things that are unethical or going into people's private property or these like...
02:17:48.000 All the bad guys in movies that are hunters, remember the movie Wolverine?
02:17:53.000 I do.
02:17:54.000 There's a bunch of really evil guys that are trying to kill a grizzly bear, right?
02:17:57.000 Do they kill a grizzly bear?
02:17:58.000 They poison it or something like that?
02:17:59.000 They poison it.
02:18:00.000 Beauty and the Beast, Gaston.
02:18:01.000 Yeah, but it's something crazy where it's not what hunting really is.
02:18:07.000 It's the worst possible example that's put in the biggest possible platform.
02:18:13.000 Pop culture.
02:18:14.000 Buffalo trees.
02:18:16.000 I agree, and I've thought about this a lot.
02:18:18.000 Right.
02:18:19.000 And when my first reaction was, probably the first couple times I came on this podcast, I was in the realm of, like, we've got to fix Hunting's image.
02:18:26.000 And that was what I thought was the thing that was needed.
02:18:29.000 And then at times I thought, that's not...
02:18:33.000 A real useful idea on a grand scale.
02:18:35.000 It's really just not.
02:18:37.000 Because you end up looking down upon people that are just trying to do what they've always done.
02:18:41.000 You look down upon other hunting traditions because you're going to tell them, well, that's not the best for today's pop culture.
02:18:46.000 Pop culture wants us to be a certain way.
02:18:47.000 What do you mean?
02:18:49.000 I mean, they don't want us to hunt in Africa.
02:18:50.000 They don't want us to use dogs.
02:18:52.000 They don't want us to...
02:18:53.000 The Africa conversation is one of the weirdest ones, right?
02:18:55.000 It is one of the weirdest ones, but there's also hunting with dogs.
02:18:58.000 There's also...
02:19:01.000 Oh man, black bear hunting.
02:19:02.000 And I support almost all of that.
02:19:05.000 All of that.
02:19:06.000 Well, it's been thought out long past the place where a lot of people that are casually intervening with this subject have brought it to.
02:19:16.000 Yeah.
02:19:16.000 This is a conversation that's been thought out.
02:19:18.000 It's way deeper, right?
02:19:20.000 So I took it away from this broad level.
02:19:23.000 Like, how do I fix hunting's image?
02:19:25.000 Hunting's image will be fixed.
02:19:26.000 And we would maybe fix it by...
02:19:29.000 Using a very localized, very slow burn of just taking the good things that we've already talked about, teaching people the structure, teaching people the ideology of hunting and the values that it purports, teaching people how...
02:19:46.000 To love an ecosystem, the one that you live in, how to learn about it, how to learn about natural history, how to learn about wildlife biology, how to learn about the North American model of wildlife conservation, how to learn about our history, and then how to go find an animal,
02:20:02.000 find where it lives, learn about it, then kill it, and then eat it.
02:20:05.000 This is a process that's repeated many times over millions of years, and it's very useful in today's day and age.
02:20:14.000 There's a lot of people, I think, that want to do it that are adults that don't know how.
02:20:18.000 They don't know where.
02:20:19.000 They don't know where to go.
02:20:20.000 They don't know, like, is there an area that's close enough to them where they can live their normal life and escape for a couple days?
02:20:28.000 I always describe it as, like, the Grand Canyon.
02:20:30.000 There's, I want to hunt, and then the other side of the Grand Canyon, there's hunting.
02:20:34.000 Right.
02:20:34.000 And there needs to be a bridge built.
02:20:35.000 And I want to build that bridge to say that...
02:20:39.000 You need...
02:20:40.000 As much as I can explain to you all the great stuff about hunting, you need to experience it.
02:20:43.000 Experience it locally, I feel.
02:20:45.000 I feel like experience it in your own communities.
02:20:47.000 But it's hard for people, right?
02:20:48.000 Imagine if you're in a city, you live in Brooklyn, and someone says you should start hunting.
02:20:52.000 I'll tell you how to do it.
02:20:53.000 You've got to find somebody that hunts, that lives near you.
02:20:55.000 That's not that easy.
02:20:56.000 And follow them.
02:20:57.000 You're like, I've got a plan.
02:20:59.000 Just find gold.
02:21:00.000 Dig a hole and find your gold and then you're rich.
02:21:03.000 Inspired by this thing that happened on my podcast, we started a group called...
02:21:07.000 I sound like a fucking promoter.
02:21:10.000 But we started a group called The Hunt in Common.
02:21:14.000 And this is a group that hopefully...
02:21:16.000 And this was started by people that listen to my podcast outside of me.
02:21:19.000 They said, we're going to do this.
02:21:21.000 We experienced this from your show, and we're going to do it.
02:21:23.000 We're going to figure it out.
02:21:25.000 One of the guys involved is a biotech startup guy in LA. His name's Nuri.
02:21:30.000 We have another person that's a big part of our group.
02:21:33.000 His name's Jordan.
02:21:34.000 He's a former NFL player.
02:21:35.000 We have people from across the country that want to share this shit.
02:21:38.000 They just want other people to see it holistically for what they've experienced.
02:21:43.000 And they're willing to donate their time and their money to make it work.
02:21:47.000 To, like, localize mentorship.
02:21:50.000 To be the Match.com for...
02:21:52.000 Is that scalable?
02:21:53.000 I believe it is scalable.
02:21:54.000 We have already 40, or roughly 40 chapters there on Facebook, but like 40 chapter pages.
02:22:01.000 So how does someone find out about this?
02:22:03.000 So right now we have thehuntincommon.org.
02:22:06.000 You can go there.
02:22:08.000 Thehuntincommon.org.
02:22:09.000 You can go there and there's like a little form that these guys set up.
02:22:13.000 And you can say, I want to be a mentor.
02:22:15.000 I want to be a mentee.
02:22:16.000 I want to learn to hunt.
02:22:17.000 Put your name, your email.
02:22:18.000 Is that a word?
02:22:19.000 Mentee?
02:22:19.000 Mentee.
02:22:19.000 Oh, for sure.
02:22:20.000 Just like buttress.
02:22:22.000 Have you ever heard Mentee?
02:22:23.000 You ever said Mentee?
02:22:25.000 100% have never said Mentee.
02:22:27.000 Have you said it?
02:22:30.000 Said it, used it, nope, wrote it.
02:22:33.000 100%.
02:22:33.000 Never said Mentee.
02:22:34.000 Here's the thing from this podcast you could do.
02:22:36.000 Try to make a sentence with Buttress, Mentee, and Saunter.
02:22:44.000 While under the influence of a cat lady.
02:22:51.000 Words that Joe Rogan has never said more than once in a sentence.
02:22:54.000 For sure.
02:22:55.000 For 100, Alex.
02:22:56.000 All of them.
02:22:56.000 Saunter...
02:22:57.000 Saunter's a problem.
02:22:59.000 Mentee?
02:22:59.000 Is that a fucking thing you said?
02:23:01.000 Oh, no, no.
02:23:01.000 Mentees never come out of these lips.
02:23:03.000 That's unclear.
02:23:06.000 Somebody's going to figure that shit out.
02:23:08.000 Your whole life has been recorded.
02:23:10.000 You're going to have to own up to this.
02:23:12.000 I don't see Menti ever being...
02:23:14.000 I don't think I've ever heard that.
02:23:15.000 Smash cut five uses.
02:23:17.000 Yeah, you probably.
02:23:18.000 You don't think, Jamie, that he said Menti at some point.
02:23:21.000 But let me tell you something.
02:23:22.000 If it pops up, I'm going to go, why didn't I say that?
02:23:26.000 I thought I didn't say it.
02:23:27.000 Oh, you're giving yourself an out already.
02:23:29.000 I know.
02:23:29.000 I'm being honest.
02:23:30.000 I'm being honest.
02:23:30.000 I really genuinely don't think I've said it.
02:23:33.000 It might be one of the rare words in the English language that gets used every day.
02:23:38.000 Not like thy.
02:23:40.000 Like, if you...
02:23:40.000 I'm fucking out.
02:23:47.000 Thy shall tellest one.
02:23:49.000 I've had enough.
02:23:50.000 That's so good.
02:23:50.000 Yeah, if you say thy and you're serious, I'm like, listen, crazy.
02:23:53.000 Listen, crazy.
02:23:54.000 I gotta get the fuck away from you before you go back in time.
02:23:58.000 You can't say thy.
02:24:00.000 Mentee is not thy.
02:24:02.000 Yeah, it's right up there.
02:24:03.000 It's not up there at all.
02:24:04.000 Is there any way you can confirm this, Jamie?
02:24:07.000 Mentor and mentee?
02:24:07.000 Who the fuck's a mentee?
02:24:09.000 What are you, a little bitch waiting for someone to tell you what to do?
02:24:12.000 No, you're menteed by the mentor.
02:24:13.000 Yeah, if you have mentors, you've got mentees.
02:24:15.000 Yeah, you've got mentees.
02:24:16.000 You've been menteed before.
02:24:18.000 I'm sure I've been menteed.
02:24:20.000 I menteed you one time.
02:24:20.000 But I never said it.
02:24:21.000 I fucking menteed you more than once.
02:24:23.000 More than once.
02:24:24.000 But I never said it.
02:24:25.000 I never said the word.
02:24:27.000 Jamie, can you help me out with this?
02:24:28.000 Yeah, I just said a bad joke.
02:24:29.000 What'd you say?
02:24:30.000 They have mentees on golf courses, but it's a different thing.
02:24:32.000 Oh, men versus women tees?
02:24:34.000 Mentees.
02:24:34.000 You son of a bitch.
02:24:36.000 Do you guys have sound effects?
02:24:37.000 Do you have a sound effects board?
02:24:39.000 That'd be a horn.
02:24:42.000 Anyway.
02:24:43.000 Use your imagination.
02:24:45.000 Anyway, I feel like a salesman guy, but I really do feel this is true.
02:24:51.000 Just for clarification, I went to the huntandcommon.org.
02:24:54.000 We're working on it.
02:24:55.000 Don't worry.
02:24:56.000 It'll be up there by the time this airs.
02:24:57.000 Oh, you got a bullshit, fake-ass website.
02:24:59.000 Just making sure.
02:24:59.000 Oh, bitch, it's coming in.
02:25:00.000 What kind of fucking show is this?
02:25:03.000 That's not even a Geocities website.
02:25:06.000 It's not.
02:25:08.000 This is going to make the suspense even better.
02:25:11.000 Or not.
02:25:13.000 Or fail miserably.
02:25:14.000 At thehuntingcommon.org, we'll tell that Grizzly Bear story.
02:25:16.000 No, we're going to get to that story.
02:25:18.000 Anyway, we're working on that.
02:25:20.000 I was actually talking to the folks that were doing that today.
02:25:22.000 So have confidence in me, people out there.
02:25:25.000 Yeah.
02:25:25.000 Or don't.
02:25:26.000 People that don't know Ben.
02:25:27.000 Trust me.
02:25:28.000 Trust Joe.
02:25:29.000 He's going to be fine.
02:25:30.000 You help me out?
02:25:31.000 Yeah, 100%.
02:25:31.000 Yeah, you got me?
02:25:32.000 Okay.
02:25:33.000 100%.
02:25:33.000 So, my feeling is after all this experience that I've had that there is an opportunity to localize this thing to say, look, man, this is a hard thing to do.
02:25:42.000 It's very beneficial.
02:25:43.000 And I think because it's hard, it can help you with a lot of the problems you might have in your life.
02:25:48.000 It also is backed by a system and a model.
02:25:51.000 That has helped us get a whole bunch of wildlife.
02:25:54.000 But we have to acknowledge it's not for everybody.
02:25:56.000 No, it's not for everybody.
02:25:57.000 Just like marathon running or CrossFit.
02:25:59.000 No, it's not for everybody.
02:26:00.000 A lot of things aren't for everybody.
02:26:01.000 I think the big thing for hunting is not that people need to participate in it.
02:26:07.000 It's that they need to understand it.
02:26:09.000 Just say, look, I appreciate it's not for me.
02:26:12.000 I don't have any real problem with someone who says, I appreciate hunting, but I'd like to buy my stuff at the grocery store.
02:26:19.000 Listen, there's nothing wrong with that.
02:26:21.000 This is what we have to understand.
02:26:23.000 We have to have space for everybody.
02:26:27.000 We have to have space for people who write novels.
02:26:32.000 We have to have space for people who build bridges.
02:26:35.000 We can't expect the guy who engineers a fucking bridge to go hunt a white tail.
02:26:40.000 Stop it.
02:26:41.000 He doesn't want to.
02:26:42.000 No expectation.
02:26:43.000 He wants to figure out how to make a fucking bridge so you can drive across the river and you don't die.
02:26:47.000 Okay?
02:26:48.000 Leave him the fuck alone and give him some meat.
02:26:50.000 Right?
02:26:51.000 That's the point, right?
02:26:51.000 That's the point.
02:26:52.000 The point is, like, we're not in competition with each other.
02:26:55.000 No.
02:26:57.000 Literally 95% of the population of the planet Earth eats meat.
02:27:01.000 Let's figure out a way to do it where it's ethical.
02:27:04.000 Well, let me just say this.
02:27:05.000 I don't want everyone to hunt, but I want everyone to have an open access to the information that's appropriate to make the decisions.
02:27:12.000 To make the decisions.
02:27:14.000 Making the decision.
02:27:15.000 That's everything.
02:27:16.000 That's all I want.
02:27:16.000 I want them to know the history.
02:27:18.000 Make an informed decision.
02:27:20.000 I want them to meet people in our community that they respect that also hunt and not look down upon them.
02:27:24.000 I want them to understand that this is a thing that's useful to a lot of people, may not be for them.
02:27:28.000 I want them to understand that there isn't two polar opposites, vegans and hunters.
02:27:33.000 There is a great middle ground where we can all understand the good here.
02:27:38.000 And like I said, I've never taken a new person hunting and not have them really...
02:27:43.000 Fall in love, I would say, with some aspect of it.
02:27:46.000 Not all aspects of it.
02:27:48.000 I've had many people, I take them hunting for the first time, they shoot something and they really don't want to see it struggle for its life.
02:27:54.000 Yeah.
02:27:56.000 That's a deep and abiding human feeling that you don't want to watch something struggle for its life at your hand.
02:28:02.000 Dude, the first time I ever killed anything, it's on video.
02:28:05.000 It's on Meteor.
02:28:07.000 The first time I ever killed a mammal was on Meteor.
02:28:11.000 Or I shot a mule deer in Montana.
02:28:15.000 Yeah.
02:28:16.000 You can find it on YouTube.
02:28:17.000 I'm very happy that I live in the generation where we can have these conversations.
02:28:21.000 Because when I was coming up, I think there was enough bravado and enough kind of we don't talk about this.
02:28:25.000 Yeah.
02:28:26.000 Where I could say, hey man, I really sometimes...
02:28:29.000 And I'll tell you this story and be very honest about it.
02:28:31.000 I was squirrel hunting with my son recently.
02:28:35.000 And I shot this squirrel in the spine.
02:28:40.000 And this squirrel was fucking, you know, he was paralyzed, but he was running for his life from me.
02:28:48.000 This shit was not fun at all.
02:28:52.000 This shit was, we ate that squirrel in a squirrel pot pie two days later, and it was delicious.
02:28:59.000 But it was not at all fun for me to watch it struggle for its life.
02:29:03.000 At my hand, nonetheless.
02:29:05.000 But it's crazy that you need to say that.
02:29:07.000 Of course it wasn't.
02:29:09.000 Of course it wasn't.
02:29:09.000 That's not your intent.
02:29:10.000 But to your point, to somebody like Cam Haynes' point...
02:29:13.000 Now we get back to the craft, where if I learn to talk to an elk better, if I learn to shoot my.22 better, if I make my whole life about this craft, then that makes me a more ethical hunter.
02:29:28.000 Because I now know where that arrow will land, I now know where that.22 bullet will land, and I now know Better understand the outcome of what's going to happen.
02:29:39.000 That doesn't ever stop a wounding or a gut shot or, in this case, a spine shot.
02:29:44.000 That doesn't stop the shittiness of the finality of what you've just done, but it does put you right next to it.
02:29:51.000 It makes you realize who you are, what you are, and why you're here, and your impact on the things around you.
02:29:59.000 Way better than someone else whacking a chicken over the head and serving it to you in this wonderful cellophane wrapper.
02:30:07.000 I'm now, I have a side of like, I don't want to say I have a side of guilt with my squirrel slippery pot pie, but I have a side of understanding.
02:30:15.000 Like I have a side of, I know what that thing is.
02:30:16.000 Did you say slippery pot pie?
02:30:18.000 You don't know what that is?
02:30:19.000 Go to my Instagram immediately.
02:30:21.000 Jamie?
02:30:21.000 Jamie?
02:30:22.000 Any knowledge of slippery pot pie?
02:30:24.000 This is a...
02:30:26.000 You say it's so casual.
02:30:27.000 Like everybody knows.
02:30:28.000 Oh, slippery pot pie.
02:30:28.000 This whole podcast is about shit that you don't say.
02:30:31.000 Ha, ha, [...
02:30:36.000 Go to my Instagram.
02:30:38.000 It's a Pennsylvania Dutch.
02:30:40.000 Slippery pot pie to most of planet Earth.
02:30:43.000 Now you've offended Pennsylvania Dutch.
02:30:44.000 I'm not offending anybody.
02:30:46.000 Slippery squirrel pot pie?
02:30:47.000 Yeah.
02:30:48.000 There it is.
02:30:49.000 Right there.
02:30:50.000 Okay.
02:30:51.000 What a coincidence.
02:30:52.000 It's Ben's fucking Instagram.
02:30:54.000 I told him to go to my Instagram.
02:30:55.000 No coincidence.
02:30:56.000 Where else?
02:30:57.000 You won't find that anywhere else.
02:30:58.000 There's a bunch of eggs in there.
02:31:00.000 No, that's flat noodles.
02:31:01.000 That's flat noodles.
02:31:03.000 What are those little yolk-looking things?
02:31:05.000 No, it says a slippery pot squirrel pie was the best game dish I've ever had.
02:31:08.000 Slippery pot pie is basically a chicken soup with flat square noodles.
02:31:11.000 It's popular in the Pennsylvania Dutch community.
02:31:13.000 What are those little yolk-looking things?
02:31:15.000 Yellow corn?
02:31:16.000 That's corn, lime of beans from the garden, corn from the garden, squirrel there on the right, and then there's flat, those noodley-looking things.
02:31:25.000 Yep, you circled the squirrel there.
02:31:26.000 So you have fake eggs with corn centers?
02:31:29.000 What?
02:31:30.000 That's a noodle.
02:31:31.000 It's really a noodle to me.
02:31:32.000 It's like an egg.
02:31:34.000 I bought that at a store.
02:31:36.000 It's a noodle.
02:31:37.000 It's called Ann's Square Dumplings.
02:31:39.000 If you just said, slippery squirrel pot pie, how many people go, oh yeah, Good number of them.
02:31:48.000 What's the number, Jamie?
02:31:50.000 Jamie?
02:31:51.000 I've been in that area once for food, and I was 15, but we didn't have that, and I've never heard of it being from Ohio.
02:31:58.000 Of course you haven't heard of it.
02:32:00.000 It's nonsense.
02:32:00.000 Well, I grew up in a different place than Joe Rogan.
02:32:02.000 This guy's just making shit up.
02:32:03.000 Stop putting down my culture.
02:32:05.000 He wrote it on his Instagram.
02:32:07.000 It's the only reference online.
02:32:08.000 Google Slippery Pot Pie.
02:32:10.000 I'm looking it up.
02:32:11.000 I feel like I've heard of people eating squirrel roadkill more than I've ever heard of Slippery Squirrel Pot Pie.
02:32:21.000 The roadkill thing is weird because it should be 100% legal for you to eat roadkill.
02:32:28.000 Many states it is.
02:32:29.000 It is.
02:32:30.000 Not all, but many.
02:32:31.000 The problem is this crazy notion that you're targeting deer with your car.
02:32:38.000 It's so dumb!
02:32:40.000 Squirrel still is the meat of the pot pie, correct?
02:32:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:32:44.000 Now search Slippery.
02:32:46.000 Take Squirrel out.
02:32:47.000 Slippery pot pie.
02:32:48.000 What makes it slippery?
02:32:49.000 Quiet, Joe.
02:32:50.000 There it is.
02:32:51.000 How am I quiet?
02:32:51.000 It's my own show.
02:32:52.000 What makes it slippery?
02:32:53.000 Keep talking.
02:32:54.000 Pennsylvania Dutch chicken pot pie.
02:32:56.000 What makes it slippery?
02:32:58.000 Slippery is that the noodles are slippery, and it's not the crust of an actual pot pie.
02:33:03.000 I'm not a Pennsylvania Dutch.
02:33:04.000 This is just my mother, my grandmother.
02:33:08.000 My paternal grandmother, Lucille O'Brien, made this as I was growing up.
02:33:13.000 Is it good?
02:33:14.000 It's delicious.
02:33:15.000 If I had it right now, you would be flipping out on how delicious it is.
02:33:19.000 I only had squirrel once.
02:33:21.000 It's like a chicken noodle soup with a flat dumpling.
02:33:24.000 And in fact, if you go to the store, maybe you search Ann's Flat Dumplings.
02:33:28.000 Why wouldn't you just call it dumplings?
02:33:30.000 Why you gotta be so needy and connect yourself to the pie world?
02:33:33.000 I'm just...
02:33:42.000 Seriously, that's not a pie, bitch.
02:33:44.000 You know what a pie is.
02:33:46.000 I like an apple pie.
02:33:47.000 What's this noodle soup?
02:33:49.000 You motherfucker!
02:33:51.000 But that pie is slippery.
02:33:53.000 It's hard to get a hold of.
02:33:54.000 It's slippery squirrel noodle soup.
02:33:55.000 I wanted a pie!
02:33:56.000 It's delicious, Joe Rogan!
02:33:58.000 That's not a fucking pie by anybody's estimation.
02:34:00.000 I feel attacked.
02:34:02.000 Right?
02:34:02.000 That's far.
02:34:04.000 You with me, Joe?
02:34:05.000 That's actually a good point.
02:34:06.000 That's chicken noodle soup.
02:34:06.000 Jamie, who do you side with here?
02:34:07.000 Me or Joe?
02:34:08.000 I'm with Joe on this one for sure.
02:34:10.000 Thank you.
02:34:11.000 Holla.
02:34:11.000 He pays your bills.
02:34:12.000 Well, that has nothing to do with this.
02:34:13.000 He's my friend.
02:34:14.000 We agree.
02:34:15.000 This is pie.
02:34:16.000 Pie is pie.
02:34:16.000 You're in a cult.
02:34:17.000 You need breading.
02:34:18.000 That's not pie.
02:34:18.000 That's a bowl of soup.
02:34:19.000 You think I'm in a slippery pot pie cult?
02:34:21.000 100%.
02:34:21.000 That's a bowl of soup.
02:34:22.000 Who the fuck, if you just said, hey, is this a pie?
02:34:26.000 Yes or no, all your money's on the line.
02:34:27.000 Yeah, there's no slippery apple pie.
02:34:29.000 Who the fuck?
02:34:29.000 Who the fuck?
02:34:30.000 Click on that one.
02:34:31.000 Maybe we should start?
02:34:32.000 Google it.
02:34:33.000 Jamie, Google it.
02:34:34.000 Hold on.
02:34:34.000 Hold on, please.
02:34:35.000 Yeah, any of them.
02:34:36.000 I won't have it.
02:34:36.000 Click on any of them.
02:34:37.000 I won't have it.
02:34:37.000 Okay, stop for a second.
02:34:39.000 Now, look at that image to the right.
02:34:40.000 Yep.
02:34:41.000 No, no, go to the one that's actually in the bowl so you can see the whole fucking bowl.
02:34:44.000 Okay.
02:34:45.000 Now, here we are.
02:34:46.000 Imagine if I said, hey, Ben O'Brien.
02:34:48.000 Hey, Joe.
02:34:49.000 I'm going to give you an opportunity to multiply your money by 10. Okay?
02:34:57.000 So, everything you've ever learned, ever earned in your life.
02:35:01.000 Okay.
02:35:02.000 You can make 10 times more than that if you're correct.
02:35:07.000 If not, you're indebted to me for everything you've ever earned.
02:35:11.000 But if you're correct, you make 10 times more than anything you've ever earned.
02:35:16.000 Is this a pie or is it fucking soup?
02:35:25.000 Is it slippery?
02:35:26.000 Is it a pie?
02:35:28.000 I feel like Gordon Ramsay would be like, I just saw fucking soup.
02:35:31.000 Or is that fucking soup?
02:35:35.000 Let's stop playing games, son.
02:35:38.000 It's soup.
02:35:38.000 Look at, that's right.
02:35:40.000 You're correct.
02:35:41.000 It's soup.
02:35:42.000 You're correct.
02:35:42.000 And all you people that said pie, go outside.
02:35:48.000 I want you to exercise.
02:35:50.000 I want you to jog a mile.
02:35:52.000 That's what I want you to do, you fucks.
02:35:54.000 I want you to deadlift your body weight ten times.
02:35:57.000 That's soap!
02:35:59.000 Let's look at slippery apple pie.
02:36:00.000 That's not a fucking pie!
02:36:02.000 See?
02:36:03.000 Apple pie has pie crust.
02:36:05.000 That's right!
02:36:06.000 Jamie comes from Ohio!
02:36:08.000 They're not crazy in Ohio!
02:36:10.000 I almost feel like if you don't have crust, you ain't got pie.
02:36:12.000 That's right!
02:36:13.000 All you squirrel-eating pie-talking motherfuckers!
02:36:17.000 I'm not gonna let this get to me.
02:36:18.000 I'm gonna stay strong in the face of this...
02:36:21.000 You ain't doing shit.
02:36:22.000 I'm gonna stay strong.
02:36:23.000 That's nonsense.
02:36:24.000 You believe in nonsense.
02:36:26.000 That's soup.
02:36:27.000 I don't believe in...
02:36:27.000 I believe...
02:36:28.000 If that was soup, I'd say it's quite watery.
02:36:30.000 I hope it's tasty.
02:36:32.000 I believe in the delicious Slippery Pot Pie tradition of the Pennsylvania Dutch and my grandmother Lucille O'Brien.
02:36:37.000 Rest in peace.
02:36:39.000 Being sullied by Joe Rogan.
02:36:40.000 They came over here eating shoes.
02:36:42.000 They ate shoes.
02:36:45.000 They...
02:36:47.000 They boiled shoes to stay alive.
02:36:49.000 Lucila Bryant would have never boiled shoes.
02:36:51.000 They ate pine cones.
02:36:54.000 They're not even using the word slippery here.
02:36:56.000 They're just saying it's a Pennsylvania Dutch chicken paw pie.
02:36:58.000 Slippery is not the word we're talking about.
02:37:00.000 We're talking about pie is the word we're talking about.
02:37:03.000 Don't change the fucking rules.
02:37:04.000 They can't read.
02:37:05.000 How do they not read in Pennsylvania?
02:37:07.000 Those people who call that a pie, they never saw a pie in their fucking life.
02:37:12.000 They've been eating pine cones.
02:37:14.000 At this point, at this point, there's a fucking pie right there.
02:37:17.000 They've been eating salamanders and pine cones.
02:37:20.000 Is that pot pie slippery?
02:37:21.000 Would it slip out of your hands if you try to pick it up?
02:37:23.000 That's a pie.
02:37:25.000 If someone says, hey, for all the money in the world, listen to me, bitch.
02:37:30.000 Bullshit.
02:37:30.000 If someone looks at that and says, hey, for all the money in the world, is that soup?
02:37:35.000 I go, that is a fucking pie.
02:37:37.000 That's not soup.
02:37:38.000 Imagine if you said, oh, you want some fucking apple soup?
02:37:41.000 And someone brings you that?
02:37:43.000 That's not apple soup.
02:37:43.000 You'd be like, hey, fuck you!
02:37:45.000 Call it a pie!
02:37:46.000 That pie's not slippery at all.
02:37:47.000 It probably stays right in your hands.
02:37:48.000 Listen, dude, it's not a pie.
02:37:50.000 It's not going to slip anywhere.
02:37:51.000 Ham pot pie?
02:37:52.000 Right there, that says ham pot pie.
02:37:53.000 Can you eat that slippery pot pie with a fork, or do you need a spoon?
02:37:58.000 Fork you can do, but a lot of it slips through the fork.
02:38:01.000 Bitch, you ain't eating any of that with a fork.
02:38:03.000 The amount of liquid that's in that pot pie.
02:38:06.000 Alright, I'm going to come back in January and I'm going to make you.
02:38:09.000 I'm going to change your mind.
02:38:11.000 I'm going to change my number.
02:38:12.000 Because I'm not interested in this conversation.
02:38:17.000 Alright, so I was out in this train to just Grizzly Bear.
02:38:21.000 This Grizzly Bear, my dad's there.
02:38:24.000 And I'm cow calling.
02:38:25.000 Okay.
02:38:26.000 And you think the elk's coming?
02:38:28.000 I think this elk's coming.
02:38:29.000 But it's not.
02:38:30.000 It's not.
02:38:31.000 I see the elk go across this ridge, right?
02:38:33.000 It goes across this ridge.
02:38:35.000 And then I see this brown flash go down this hill in front of me.
02:38:39.000 And there's a bit of a, you know, if you look like this, This brown flash has to go down this ridge and then around the corner of the spine of the ridge and stay down in the valley.
02:38:48.000 I know that above me is an elk carcass freshly killed yesterday.
02:38:54.000 So I'm calling.
02:38:55.000 I'm waiting for this big bull elk.
02:38:56.000 I'm looking this way.
02:38:58.000 And I turn around.
02:39:01.000 I look down below me and 100 yards below me, my dad's here, I'm here.
02:39:05.000 And I turn around below me and there's a giant bear 100 yards below me.
02:39:11.000 I turn all the way around.
02:39:12.000 I'm like, Dad, there's a bear.
02:39:13.000 There's a bear.
02:39:14.000 There's a bear.
02:39:14.000 There's a bear.
02:39:15.000 I have my pistol right here.
02:39:16.000 Does your dad have a pistol?
02:39:18.000 He's not.
02:39:18.000 He's a bow only.
02:39:19.000 I have a pistol and bear spray.
02:39:22.000 Does your dad have bear spray?
02:39:23.000 He does not.
02:39:24.000 At this point, he's not.
02:39:27.000 So luckily I'm between him and the bear.
02:39:29.000 The bear goes down the drainage.
02:39:30.000 I remember, as a hunter, mostly I'm worried about is this a black bear or a grizzly bear.
02:39:34.000 I didn't know at the time.
02:39:35.000 It was kind of shadowed in this ravine as it was going up.
02:39:38.000 And I'm looking through the binos.
02:39:41.000 I'm like, I don't know what this is.
02:39:42.000 I'm not sure if it's a black or grizzly bear.
02:39:44.000 Grizzly bears have a distinct hump that you're looking for that's different from a black bear.
02:39:49.000 And they can be...
02:39:50.000 And this black bear is sauntering down...
02:39:54.000 At the risk of making this a longer story, explain why it's way more dangerous if it's a grizzly.
02:40:02.000 A black bear, you and I have experienced this in Alberta together, a black bear is not as aggressive, not as predatory.
02:40:09.000 Black bear attacks are very less frequent than grizzly bear attacks.
02:40:14.000 I don't know that I could explain kind of just the nature of a grizzly bear.
02:40:17.000 A black bear is an omnivore in many ways.
02:40:21.000 A grizzly bear is a carnivore.
02:40:23.000 And in this scenario, I would be, if it was a black bear, I'd be looking to shoot it rather than being afraid of it.
02:40:30.000 Because I love black bear meat.
02:40:31.000 It's delicious.
02:40:32.000 And black bear fat.
02:40:32.000 If you had clay newcomb on, you'd make bear grease.
02:40:34.000 It's one of the best things that there is.
02:40:38.000 So I guess that maybe explains the difference.
02:40:41.000 For people, in comparison, it's like a golden retriever versus a wolf.
02:40:47.000 Pretty much.
02:40:48.000 That's a pretty good comparison.
02:40:49.000 It's a completely different animal.
02:40:50.000 I wish there was a wild apologist to kind of really lay it out there.
02:40:53.000 He would probably say German Shepherd Wolf.
02:40:55.000 Yeah, something like that.
02:40:56.000 That's a fucker.
02:40:57.000 I'm trying to be more comedic.
02:40:59.000 Right.
02:41:00.000 It's a different animal.
02:41:01.000 It is.
02:41:02.000 And I would say that...
02:41:05.000 You've seen it when we were hunting bait in Alberta.
02:41:08.000 Yeah.
02:41:08.000 When a black bear comes in, you're willing to stand your ground.
02:41:13.000 You know, we were on our way.
02:41:14.000 We saw a grizzly in Alberta.
02:41:16.000 When we were on our way to where we were hunting, looking eye to eye with a grizzly is wild.
02:41:21.000 It's a wild thing.
02:41:22.000 And when a grizzly bear comes through a stand of timber or a mountainside in this case, things go quiet.
02:41:30.000 And we didn't even, when I was in Alberta, the one I've seen in the wild was not that big.
02:41:33.000 But the one you saw was big.
02:41:35.000 This is one of the biggest bears I've ever seen.
02:41:39.000 I'm talking big hind end.
02:41:42.000 Give me a roundabout.
02:41:45.000 I have no idea.
02:41:47.000 I would guess it at six and a half to seven feet.
02:41:52.000 I don't know how to guess how much it weighed.
02:41:55.000 300, 350. Oh, fucking way more than that.
02:41:58.000 450. 700. We later found...
02:42:03.000 700 pounds.
02:42:05.000 We later found the track on the road where...
02:42:07.000 We later found the track on the road where we walk in every morning to the drainage.
02:42:13.000 This little two-track dirt road where we walk in.
02:42:15.000 We found this thing's track.
02:42:18.000 So it is sauntering up this drainage.
02:42:23.000 And there's a moment where my mind's not in the right spot.
02:42:27.000 It's in the place of, is this a grizzly bear or a black bear?
02:42:32.000 And now that I look back on that moment, that bear was about two seconds away from ripping my face off.
02:42:39.000 Oh my god.
02:42:41.000 I'm cow calling.
02:42:43.000 To that bear, I'm a cow elk.
02:42:47.000 And to me, I wasn't scared.
02:42:49.000 I wasn't pulling for my pistol.
02:42:50.000 I was watching it as a hunter might watch any game species that it comes...
02:42:54.000 Thinking an elk's gonna come over the ridge.
02:42:56.000 Yeah.
02:42:57.000 And a grizzly bear.
02:42:59.000 How many pounds?
02:43:01.000 Maybe 700-800 pounds.
02:43:02.000 I don't know.
02:43:03.000 I hope I'm not wrong about that.
02:43:04.000 Let's be nice.
02:43:04.000 It's a big one.
02:43:05.000 Let's be nice and say 600. Imagine a 600-pound super predator.
02:43:11.000 One swat.
02:43:12.000 One swat.
02:43:13.000 Full clip towards you.
02:43:15.000 I've interviewed many people that have had their face ripped off, their testicles ripped off.
02:43:19.000 I know the pure carnage that a grizzly bear like that can do, and I also know...
02:43:27.000 In my pack is a tourniquet and all the medical supplies a man might carry.
02:43:31.000 And I'm pretty close to town.
02:43:33.000 My dad's there.
02:43:34.000 We have our cell phone service.
02:43:35.000 We're not in the backcountry.
02:43:36.000 I know at this point, when I determine it to be a grizzly bear, it's already walking up the drainage away from me.
02:43:42.000 I determine it's a grizzly bear.
02:43:43.000 I know then that if it turns back to us, we got a problem.
02:43:46.000 But if it keeps going up the drainage, I know where it's headed.
02:43:48.000 It's headed to that Elkirk that was there.
02:43:51.000 And so luckily for us, it goes up the drainage, it heads over towards the elk carcass and ducks into the timber, and that's...
02:44:00.000 I mean, it's not the end of it, but that's the end of that encounter.
02:44:05.000 And you're carrying a pistol?
02:44:06.000 I have a pistol.
02:44:07.000 What caliber?
02:44:08.000 A.44 Magnum.
02:44:10.000 A Taurus.44 Magnum Ultralight.
02:44:12.000 And I have a chest holster that's from a guy named...
02:44:16.000 It's Razco.
02:44:17.000 A guy in Bozeman makes his chest holster that attaches to the bottom of the chest.
02:44:20.000 Is this a revolver?
02:44:21.000 It's a revolver.
02:44:23.000 And I have bear spray on the hip belt of my...
02:44:28.000 So you can get off six shots?
02:44:30.000 I can get off six shots.
02:44:32.000 And I know...
02:44:35.000 Again, having been in the industry and talked to a lot of people that have had encounters, I know kind of how this is going to go.
02:44:41.000 And likely how it goes is the only way you get out of it is you get mauled and the bear loses interest or the person that's with you saves you in some manner, right?
02:44:52.000 Yeah.
02:44:54.000 There's a pretty face.
02:44:55.000 But your dad doesn't have a gun?
02:44:57.000 He doesn't.
02:44:57.000 He has a bow.
02:44:58.000 And you're in front?
02:44:59.000 No, I'm in front.
02:45:00.000 Oh.
02:45:01.000 So I'm between these two.
02:45:02.000 And again, this is...
02:45:03.000 Is your pistol in...
02:45:06.000 Is it...
02:45:06.000 You have to open up a snap to pull it out?
02:45:09.000 No.
02:45:09.000 Or is it a kydex or something?
02:45:10.000 It's fully in a molded holster that I can pull out and present.
02:45:15.000 Right.
02:45:15.000 Easy.
02:45:16.000 It'll be double action because I don't have it cocked.
02:45:18.000 And do you have a thought when that's happening where he might run away, but if I shoot him, he might attack me?
02:45:24.000 Yeah, I mean...
02:45:25.000 It's like a calculation, right?
02:45:27.000 Yeah, and again, as a hunter, I'm more interested in what is this thing doing?
02:45:31.000 Why is it here?
02:45:32.000 Then I am like, I should run away.
02:45:34.000 Right.
02:45:35.000 And that is, I think, both appropriate and also probably not the best thing to be doing, man.
02:45:41.000 Like, it should probably be...
02:45:43.000 Can you remember what you thought?
02:45:45.000 Like, what went through your head when you realized it wasn't an elk and it was a giant grizzly bear?
02:45:54.000 Finally...
02:45:56.000 Yeah.
02:45:57.000 Because you are in the country where you know...
02:46:01.000 Dude, I've been out in June setting a trail camera and heard a wolf howl.
02:46:06.000 I told you I talked to the game warden.
02:46:08.000 He's like, there's bears around.
02:46:11.000 And so the thing that you do is you prepare for the worst and you really, really prepare for the worst.
02:46:19.000 And I did it knowing that there's folks that I've talked to, like I said, that have had really life-changing experiences.
02:46:27.000 One of them in Kodiak, a brown bear ripped off his testicles.
02:46:30.000 One of them in Alaska, a brown bear, I think grizzly bear ripped off his face.
02:46:36.000 And so I know these stories.
02:46:37.000 I know them all too fucking well.
02:46:39.000 What is a video of that one guy?
02:46:41.000 Yeah.
02:46:41.000 Pretty recently.
02:46:42.000 Glenn Bond.
02:46:43.000 Yeah, four or five years ago, right?
02:46:46.000 Yeah.
02:46:47.000 It would have been back in, yeah, roughly.
02:46:51.000 Give or take a few years?
02:46:53.000 Yeah.
02:46:53.000 That one is available online.
02:46:55.000 It's horrendous.
02:46:56.000 Kind of, yeah.
02:46:57.000 They keep pulling it offline, unfortunately.
02:46:59.000 They put his face back together again.
02:47:01.000 Pretty good.
02:47:02.000 I have the full...
02:47:04.000 I talked to that guy.
02:47:05.000 I know that guy very well, and I have the full story of that.
02:47:07.000 You can listen to it on The Haunting Collective.
02:47:10.000 There's a podcast with Brett Bond.
02:47:12.000 Yeah, I listened to it.
02:47:13.000 It's amazing.
02:47:15.000 It's a whole other show probably.
02:47:18.000 But it's like that's one of those conversations where like a vegan or an animal rights activist would be like, good.
02:47:26.000 Good.
02:47:27.000 Some people might say that.
02:47:28.000 Some people might say that.
02:47:29.000 Like, I'm glad that fucking bear got that guy.
02:47:32.000 And people said that about Brett Bond and his father Glenn.
02:47:35.000 Yeah, they did.
02:47:37.000 There was a lot of people saying, like, because they were hunting bears at the time, and they were hunting bears in their den on the Denali Highway in Alaska.
02:47:44.000 Yeah.
02:47:44.000 And so people are like, good, you hunt them in their den, that's what happens.
02:47:47.000 And again, and that's where I come back to the emotion of finally, because so much of my hunting life in Montana has been anticipation of those encounters.
02:47:59.000 And that was the first ever?
02:48:02.000 With a bear, a grizzly bear, yeah.
02:48:03.000 Well, not the first ever in my life, first ever in Montana.
02:48:06.000 I was once on a caribou hunt up in Northwest Territories.
02:48:09.000 Yeah.
02:48:10.000 They helicopter you out into the middle of nowhere, and then you have, I think, a 12-hour delay before you can hunt once you've been helicoptered into the wilderness.
02:48:17.000 I think it's 12 or 24 hours, but you have a delay before you can hunt.
02:48:20.000 So you literally have to sit there and wait.
02:48:22.000 And we were there at a time in August when there was no darkness.
02:48:25.000 It was literally light pretty much the entire 24-hour day.
02:48:29.000 And so we sat on a ridge line and we were glassing for caribou in the period where we couldn't hunt.
02:48:36.000 And here comes this sow grizzly bear down this drainage.
02:48:41.000 Every bush that she went by.
02:48:44.000 Whack!
02:48:47.000 Every piece of moss was crushed.
02:48:50.000 She was upset.
02:48:51.000 She was having a bad day.
02:48:53.000 Whether her cub got taken or she was just in a predatory mood, I remember glassing her with a spotting scope going, I hope she doesn't come over here.
02:49:03.000 Is that normal behavior when a cub gets eaten by a boar?
02:49:07.000 I don't know if that's normal behavior.
02:49:09.000 I imagine it to be.
02:49:10.000 For folks who don't know, that happens a lot.
02:49:13.000 The females try to fight the boar off.
02:49:15.000 I imagine it to be.
02:49:16.000 I imagine them to be aggressive in the times that they need to be.
02:49:20.000 But I don't know enough to know if that's like every time a cub gets eaten, she goes out and whacks the shit out of the next thing she sees.
02:49:27.000 I don't know that.
02:49:28.000 But in this case, this Sal was alone.
02:49:30.000 She was not...
02:49:31.000 She didn't look all that mature when she was going down this drain.
02:49:34.000 It's just everything she saw, she was hitting.
02:49:37.000 And I thought, well, if she comes by me...
02:49:38.000 You're fucked.
02:49:39.000 I'm fucked.
02:49:40.000 And we were kind of on what we would call a glass and tit, which is kind of a raised up ridge.
02:49:46.000 And glass and she got at some point below us where we couldn't see her.
02:49:49.000 What a terrifying idea of a mad grizzly.
02:49:53.000 Like a road raging grizzly.
02:49:56.000 You're like, dude, oh.
02:49:58.000 That's what that is.
02:49:59.000 It's like someone just fucking fuck you!
02:50:02.000 And where do grizzlies live, right?
02:50:04.000 The grizzlies don't live by the urgent care, right?
02:50:06.000 They live in places where if they whack you, you're fucked.
02:50:09.000 Unless your friend knows how to...
02:50:11.000 If they break both your legs, you have to crawl to safety if you can.
02:50:14.000 So in an example of Brett Bond, who we were just talking about, he saved his father.
02:50:18.000 His father got his face ripped off by a grizzly bear.
02:50:20.000 He comes running down the hill with his.454 casule, shoots this bear.
02:50:23.000 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
02:50:25.000 Kills it.
02:50:26.000 It actually...
02:50:27.000 I was reading some of his accounts of the hunt.
02:50:31.000 He measured five and a half feet from his bootstrap to where the bear died when he was defending his father's life.
02:50:37.000 His father had been attacked.
02:50:39.000 Oh my god.
02:50:39.000 How much did the bear weigh?
02:50:41.000 The bear is now in Glenborn, who's 70. He's probably in his 80s now.
02:50:46.000 It's in his living room.
02:50:48.000 He got it mounted, full standing mount, and it's in his living room.
02:50:52.000 I bet that bear weighed 800 plus pounds.
02:50:55.000 And again, apologies for getting that wrong if that's the case.
02:51:00.000 It ripped his...
02:51:02.000 You could probably try to find it.
02:51:04.000 Don't show it.
02:51:04.000 Don't show it.
02:51:05.000 You don't want to show it?
02:51:06.000 Folks can find it if they want to.
02:51:08.000 So Brett's Instagram is at BBB Alaskan.
02:51:10.000 You go there, you'll find this video.
02:51:13.000 If folks want to see it, but it's hardcore.
02:51:16.000 It's one of the most gruesome things that you'll see.
02:51:22.000 If you want to see it.
02:51:23.000 If you want to see it.
02:51:24.000 And so I know that video.
02:51:26.000 There's another Marine who was on a Fogneck Island, which is similar to where Rinella and crew got attacked.
02:51:33.000 He was attacked by a bear and it ripped his testicles off.
02:51:40.000 They were since put back on.
02:51:42.000 Congratulations.
02:51:43.000 Yeah.
02:51:44.000 And so when I've...
02:51:46.000 They were off, then they're on.
02:51:49.000 So when this bear pops out, finally is kind of a way of thinking, if you take the chance to go outside in a place where you know there's grizzlies, and think about this.
02:51:59.000 This happened to me this year.
02:52:00.000 I shoot this elk this year.
02:52:02.000 This is a year later.
02:52:03.000 I shoot this elk.
02:52:04.000 And now I'm in the dark by myself for roughly three hours till my buddies get there with a giant dead animal that I'm now skinning and removing the meat from.
02:52:14.000 Do you have a gun?
02:52:16.000 Yes, I do.
02:52:18.000 But I'm in the dark with a headlamp only.
02:52:22.000 And I'm in the dark literally this last September, probably 50 yards from where that grizzly bear walked through the year before.
02:52:31.000 And now I have a giant elk that's dead in front of me, and I'm by myself in the dark.
02:52:36.000 I killed it at 7 p.m.
02:52:38.000 It got dark at 8 o'clock.
02:52:39.000 Before my friends got there to help me pack it out, I was three hours, roughly, of skinning it and quartering it by myself.
02:52:46.000 When it's totally, completely dark.
02:52:47.000 Totally dark.
02:52:48.000 Dark and quiet.
02:52:49.000 Do you ever think that this is going to be it?
02:52:52.000 Yeah, of course I did.
02:52:53.000 This is where it ends.
02:52:54.000 Of course I did.
02:52:55.000 I was like, I really...
02:52:57.000 I remember thinking...
02:53:00.000 This year, I remember thinking, this isn't the over-dramatized thing.
02:53:03.000 Like, if you live where I live, this is a common occurrence.
02:53:05.000 Like, this is what happens.
02:53:07.000 You kill an elk.
02:53:08.000 If you're angry as a country, you fucking, you know, you deal.
02:53:11.000 But I remember thinking, man, I know people this has happened to.
02:53:15.000 This is not, this is a rare occurrence, but it happens.
02:53:19.000 And I'm in a position where every stick that breaks...
02:53:24.000 Turning my little headlamp over there, hoping that my black diamond headlamp can LED its way into seeing what's there.
02:53:31.000 And I know that there's been, literally 12 months prior to that, a grizzly beer standing right there.
02:53:37.000 I know it.
02:53:37.000 I've seen it.
02:53:38.000 I know that fact.
02:53:39.000 And so, it's scary, man.
02:53:41.000 And yes, having a firearm strapped to my chest...
02:53:46.000 And my holster helps a little bit.
02:53:49.000 But I know from knowing...
02:53:50.000 It's just a vulnerability, like knowing what that animal's capable of.
02:53:54.000 Yeah, and I go back to what hunting is in itself.
02:53:58.000 It's the game theory we talked about earlier on, but it's also the vulnerability of those moments that helps me understand...
02:54:04.000 Who I am as a man.
02:54:06.000 And then also in the moments where I think, man, you know, modern society is kind of the sedentary lifestyle is getting to me.
02:54:12.000 I want to get outside.
02:54:12.000 Like I get to go drive 30 minutes from my house and challenge myself against what could possibly be a big fat fucking grizzly bear.
02:54:20.000 Right, but you don't want that.
02:54:21.000 I don't want that, but I... Right, you're not, let's be real.
02:54:24.000 No.
02:54:24.000 You're not, if there was no deer and elk out there, you wouldn't be out there like, let's hope I don't get killed by a grizzly.
02:54:30.000 No.
02:54:31.000 That's a side element.
02:54:33.000 I'm not playing at it.
02:54:34.000 I'm saying that it's a reality of the thing I love to do.
02:54:36.000 Yes.
02:54:37.000 And so, here I am loving this thing that is elk hunting.
02:54:41.000 The craft we talked about, you know, eight hours ago is real.
02:54:45.000 I mean, it's a craft.
02:54:46.000 I learned, Jason Phelps is, you know, part of Meat Eater and he's a huge advocate for, I mean, he started an elk calling company and he has all this information and I want to learn it and I want to learn how to archery hunt.
02:54:59.000 I want to learn from Cam Haynes and John Dudley.
02:55:02.000 How to make that arrow go where I want that fucking thing to go and I want to learn how to pack as light as possible and how to be prepared for the backcountry with my medical kit and my kill kit and I want to go take that meat home and pack it out and then butcher it at my house and show my son what muscle groups are what and what's a roast and what's a steak and I want to take that and then I want to put it in the freezer and I want to pull it out and I want to cook it for my family and go hey And also,
02:55:32.000 I want to boil the elk skull, I want to whiten that skull, I want to hang that on my fucking wall in my garage, and I want to go, hey, this whole thing, this entire thing, is interactive, it's real, and it challenges everything that I know about the world around me.
02:55:49.000 And it makes me learn more.
02:55:53.000 What an ecosystem is, how an elk relates to a wolf, how a wolf relates to an elk, how I relate to elk and wolves.
02:56:01.000 Terms like trophic cascade, things like intelligent intervention.
02:56:04.000 It leads me to those real deep thoughts.
02:56:07.000 And then when I'm worried about whether I'm doing the right thing, then I look back at the structure of Pittman-Robertson, the structure of the duck stamp, and the structure of the user pays public benefits system.
02:56:20.000 And I look back at that and I go, shit.
02:56:23.000 All these personal experiences are backed by a structure that's pretty beautiful.
02:56:30.000 I would say if it wasn't...
02:56:31.000 I'm not a big guy.
02:56:32.000 I don't love government.
02:56:33.000 I'm a big government guy.
02:56:34.000 But as far as government goes, that's pretty damn good.
02:56:38.000 I would say that I'm a libertarian in my politics.
02:56:40.000 But Ben, this is what I keep getting at.
02:56:42.000 I think this structure could be applied to a lot of things we do.
02:56:45.000 I agree.
02:56:46.000 I really do.
02:56:47.000 I agree with you.
02:56:47.000 I think if you look at the sportsman structure, the fisherman, hunter, and then Second Amendment advocate that's out there shooting a lot of just rounds of the range...
02:56:56.000 Those folks are contributing so much to the greater good while allowing them their freedom to pursue the things they enjoy.
02:57:04.000 If we applied that to other stuff, like I said earlier, if we said every time you buy an iPhone, let's say 11% of that goes to prison reform, 11% goes to, like, education.
02:57:18.000 11% goes to some sort of reinvigoration of impoverished communities, investment in the communities.
02:57:25.000 Think about the public trust doctrine inside of our North American model.
02:57:29.000 Public trust just basically says, no one owns this, we all own it together.
02:57:32.000 That's all it says.
02:57:34.000 It's no more complicated than just that sentiment.
02:57:37.000 It says, like, you own land.
02:57:39.000 You don't own the elk on that land.
02:57:40.000 Right.
02:57:40.000 And it works.
02:57:41.000 It works.
02:57:42.000 If that could be applied to other parts of our world, I really think we've got to...
02:57:47.000 I think there's something real there.
02:57:49.000 I think it's almost like...
02:57:51.000 There's a thing that happened during the pandemic where people realized there was this gap between people that hunt and people that use guns and the people that never would conceive of it.
02:58:01.000 I have a friend of mine, his wife was like, you're not getting a gun, you're not getting a gun.
02:58:04.000 Pandemic hits, George Floyd riots, you gotta get a gun.
02:58:08.000 Like, it was fucking immediate.
02:58:10.000 It was immediate.
02:58:11.000 And, like, that's what happens.
02:58:14.000 Without being a mean person, you've got to consider the fact that this is a possibility.
02:58:18.000 And this gap, which used to be pretty wide, when the pandemic hit, it all closed in.
02:58:25.000 And then...
02:58:25.000 What we have to do, collectively, as people, is abandon these groups, abandon these ideologies and these teams, and instead just look at what is the reality of the math?
02:58:40.000 When it comes to wild animals, when it comes to humans, when it comes to habitat, when it comes to sustainable resources, what's the math?
02:58:49.000 Right.
02:58:50.000 Okay, because when it comes to the math of animals, you want to start bringing in wolves?
02:58:54.000 Like, have you done the math?
02:58:55.000 Like, what's the math on wolves?
02:58:57.000 Wolves are the only animal that work together.
02:59:00.000 They work together, other than coyotes.
02:59:03.000 But coyotes can't put a dent in a moose population.
02:59:06.000 Wolves can fuck up an elk population.
02:59:10.000 They would fuck up elves.
02:59:11.000 Elves, they're slow with the shoes.
02:59:13.000 They would trip and fall.
02:59:15.000 With those bells, the wolves can heal them.
02:59:17.000 They have bells in their toes.
02:59:18.000 Dr. Dan Staler, the guy from Yellowstone, told me that you think that wolves are efficient?
02:59:24.000 Wolves are opportunistic in a lot of ways.
02:59:28.000 As well as coyotes are opportunistic.
02:59:30.000 You start looking, then you start going up the scale to mountain lions and grizzly bears.
02:59:34.000 Their predatory behavior is less opportunistic and more just straight predatory.
02:59:39.000 Grizzlies.
02:59:40.000 Grizzlies.
02:59:41.000 Because they're so big.
02:59:42.000 Yeah.
02:59:42.000 And they're different.
02:59:44.000 That's the thing that, like, why is there a grizzly and why is there a brown bear?
02:59:49.000 People really don't distinguish.
02:59:51.000 A lot of people think that like Alaska, those are grizzly bears.
02:59:54.000 Yeah, there's different brown bears too.
02:59:55.000 Coastal.
02:59:57.000 But the amount of food they have available to them changes their behavior.
03:00:03.000 Because genetically, isn't a brown bear super similar to a grizzly?
03:00:07.000 They're interchangeable.
03:00:08.000 They wouldn't be a hybrid, right?
03:00:09.000 I want to say no hybrid, no.
03:00:11.000 But they're similar genetically.
03:00:12.000 Like a polar bear and a grizzly.
03:00:14.000 When they mate, it's a hybrid.
03:00:15.000 I want to say Ranel is the one in his Fogneck-Bear attack podcast.
03:00:20.000 They go through this in pretty good detail.
03:00:22.000 He knows it better than I do.
03:00:23.000 That's right.
03:00:23.000 And then Remy came on this podcast and told his version of the story.
03:00:27.000 Yeah.
03:00:28.000 I don't remember what episode it is, but it's worth reviewing because Remy tells a horrific story of them being attacked.
03:00:35.000 Okay, let's just...
03:00:36.000 Ben was talking about a bear that was horrifying.
03:00:38.000 What would you say?
03:00:39.000 Six and a half, seven feet?
03:00:40.000 It was a big bear.
03:00:41.000 They thought it was 11. They thought their bear was 11. And the bear's on a fog neck.
03:00:45.000 And again, you're on an island in the archipelago off the coast of Alaska.
03:00:50.000 I was like, I could have went to Target in 30 minutes.
03:00:54.000 I was, bro.
03:00:55.000 So I'm not like, let's not say those dudes were in what we might call the shit.
03:01:01.000 They're in the shit.
03:01:02.000 They're in the shit and they went to an elk carcass that they had shot earlier.
03:01:08.000 And so they were retrieving it in stages.
03:01:11.000 So they went and they took some of it.
03:01:13.000 Like I was talking about.
03:01:13.000 Exactly.
03:01:14.000 They hiked it out, they went to their camp, and then they went back to retrieve the rest, and they found some grizzly bear shit, and they didn't think too much about it, and they sat down to eat lunch, and while they were eating lunch, unarmed, a giant bear ran up on them.
03:01:32.000 Nobody died, so that's why it's a good story.
03:01:34.000 And these are experienced outdoorsmen, Giannis Patelos, Franny Warren, Steve Rinella.
03:01:37.000 It's a fascinating, fascinating story.
03:01:39.000 Yeah, and again, I would say the stories that I've covered and understand about Krizzy Bears tell...
03:01:46.000 They tell a particular thing.
03:01:47.000 They tell a particular thing that we are living in this time where, as you said, there's monsters out there.
03:01:52.000 That's a monster.
03:01:53.000 If that was a werewolf, you'd be terrified.
03:01:55.000 And we don't understand them.
03:01:56.000 We wish to understand them.
03:01:58.000 Grizzly bears and wolves have been politicized in our time along the lines of the Republican and Democrat ideologies in a way that I just hate.
03:02:09.000 And I think that's just a big part of how...
03:02:13.000 Enigmatic they are.
03:02:14.000 Well, look what's going on in the Pacific Northwest, like in British Columbia.
03:02:18.000 In British Columbia, they used to hunt grizzly bears because they wanted to sustain the population.
03:02:24.000 They wanted to figure out how to get it to a manageable level because otherwise then the grizzly bears would attack a lot of the fawns and a lot of the...
03:02:31.000 The calves and all these different animals.
03:02:34.000 But then the city people, the people from Vancouver, those were the people that voted against it.
03:02:43.000 Because that's the largest population.
03:02:45.000 They call that ballot box biology.
03:02:47.000 Right.
03:02:47.000 And it goes against the model of conservation we talked about.
03:02:49.000 They don't have any understanding of what it means to live in a place where hawker drips.
03:02:55.000 Well, think about this.
03:02:55.000 So Colorado had this, ballot box biology, like, hey, we're all going to vote for the reintroduction of wolves.
03:03:01.000 This happened in the last ballot measure here in the last election.
03:03:04.000 Sounds like you're very green, eco-friendly if you say yes.
03:03:07.000 He said, well, think about it this way, and I always think of it in both of these terms, and I've seen it in reality.
03:03:15.000 You have a person as a rancher who owns land, who runs cattle.
03:03:19.000 Their life is off the land.
03:03:21.000 They have a relationship with the land that can't be repeated.
03:03:25.000 Then you have someone living in Denver or Boulder who doesn't have that relationship.
03:03:31.000 Or Vancouver.
03:03:31.000 Yeah, or Vancouver in the same analogy, and that's why in our North American model we don't We cede these decisions to wildlife biologists and scientists in an effort, not a perfect effort, but a holistic effort to not allow public sentiment to override the realities of wildlife management.
03:03:51.000 And that's what, when we talk about vegans and we talk about some of the struggles with animal rights, we talk about a public sentiment that's easier swayed in that direction.
03:04:00.000 When you say to someone, We're good to go.
03:04:24.000 Wolves are friendly.
03:04:25.000 They have families.
03:04:26.000 If you shoot them, that's bad.
03:04:27.000 Right.
03:04:28.000 It's easier and it's always been easier.
03:04:30.000 But that fits in with the Disney narrative.
03:04:32.000 It's always been easier to spin that narrative.
03:04:34.000 And I don't blame anybody for believing that.
03:04:36.000 The people that have these narratives in their head, they have them from media.
03:04:38.000 They don't have them from direct interactions with actual wolves.
03:04:42.000 And this is what...
03:04:42.000 I have to be so bad I can't talk anymore.
03:04:45.000 So we have to hold this.
03:04:46.000 If you want to keep going...
03:04:47.000 This is four hours or five.
03:04:49.000 How long have we been there, Jamie?
03:04:50.000 Three hours, for sure.
03:04:51.000 Three hours for sure.
03:04:52.000 Three hours.
03:04:53.000 I have to pee so bad.
03:04:53.000 So do I. We go together.
03:04:54.000 Let's pee.
03:04:55.000 We'll come back.
03:04:56.000 We'll wrap this up with a nice bow.
03:04:57.000 We'll be right back.
03:04:58.000 And we're back.
03:04:59.000 And we're back.
03:05:00.000 So much relief.
03:05:00.000 I was about to pee my pants.
03:05:03.000 I was really close.
03:05:04.000 I was like, I'm trying to be strong.
03:05:05.000 I'm trying to David Goggins slash Jocko Willink.
03:05:08.000 He does one of those things where when you said I had to pee, I immediately was like, yeah, me too.
03:05:12.000 Well, just like three hours.
03:05:14.000 I hadn't thought of it.
03:05:14.000 How many minutes in?
03:05:15.000 Where are we at, brother?
03:05:16.000 Five minutes.
03:05:17.000 305?
03:05:18.000 That's not bad.
03:05:19.000 I thought we might be five or six hours.
03:05:21.000 That's manageable.
03:05:22.000 That's a manageable podcast.
03:05:24.000 We always tend to go there.
03:05:25.000 Yeah, they all go that way.
03:05:27.000 But you were saying there's a time machine.
03:05:29.000 There's a time machine that happens with good conversations.
03:05:33.000 Dude, I fucking love you, man.
03:05:34.000 I love you too!
03:05:36.000 I'm not scared to say it.
03:05:37.000 I love you too.
03:05:38.000 It's not something I'm embarrassed of.
03:05:41.000 You're a good guy, you're a smart guy, you're a fun guy.
03:05:44.000 We have a lot of fun together.
03:05:45.000 I fucking love it.
03:05:45.000 We've had fun together for as many years as we've known each other.
03:05:49.000 We never had a bad time.
03:05:51.000 Ben O'Brien, I never had a bad time with you.
03:05:53.000 I never had a bad time with you.
03:05:54.000 I know a lot of people have been in this seat saying the same shit, but I don't care.
03:05:57.000 Think about how many times you and I have been out together, hunting together.
03:06:01.000 Bro, so many just...
03:06:04.000 Fun times.
03:06:05.000 So many fun times.
03:06:06.000 Yeah.
03:06:06.000 I want to say that I think maybe hunting is a part of that, but I don't think that's true.
03:06:11.000 It's a part of it, but it's all connected together.
03:06:14.000 The thing about hunting is you're all agreeing that you disagree.
03:06:17.000 You're all agreeing that you disagree with the standard model of how to get meat.
03:06:21.000 You all agree that you're willing to go out...
03:06:23.000 Yeah, you're willing to go out and get your own deer.
03:06:26.000 And that eating a deer is really better for you than eating some sort of weird processed cow meat.
03:06:32.000 You put your hand up and say, hey guys, getting food should be hard.
03:06:36.000 It's been hard for a million years.
03:06:39.000 It's hard.
03:06:40.000 And the difficulty of getting your food leads to the thing that makes you value the food itself.
03:06:47.000 And when you're eating it, it tastes better.
03:06:49.000 I can't explain it, but it does.
03:06:52.000 It does.
03:06:53.000 But here's where the problem is.
03:06:55.000 This is where people get real weird, where people get real conspiratorial when they think about the elites that run this country, those weird world leaders.
03:07:03.000 How many people can we sustain?
03:07:06.000 How many?
03:07:08.000 The reason why we have so many people is because someone figured out how to supply those people with food.
03:07:14.000 It's not you and me.
03:07:15.000 Most of those people are not supplying food for themselves.
03:07:19.000 But in turn, by supplying food to people that don't supply their own food, those people are allowed to innovate.
03:07:27.000 And they make airplanes and computers and cell phones and satellites.
03:07:32.000 All those things that you don't make if you're a fucking hunter or gatherer.
03:07:35.000 So if you're a person with an iPhone and you don't like hunting, you're a fucking hypocrite.
03:07:42.000 You're missing the point.
03:07:43.000 We need everybody.
03:07:44.000 We need soldiers.
03:07:45.000 We need nurses.
03:07:46.000 We need doctors.
03:07:48.000 We need teachers.
03:07:49.000 We need a fucking everybody.
03:07:51.000 We need everybody to figure this thing out.
03:07:53.000 Yeah, and I think I've interviewed people from plant-based burger companies, like the big ones.
03:07:58.000 Hold on.
03:08:00.000 Keep going.
03:08:04.000 Is there any of them that taste good?
03:08:06.000 No.
03:08:06.000 We had a taste test one time in our offices at Meat Eater about this.
03:08:11.000 And it was not great.
03:08:12.000 We could easily figure out an elk burger versus a plant burger.
03:08:15.000 But I think what you're saying is the scariest thing about that is that we're able to quickly...
03:08:22.000 When we look holistically at what farming is, what land use is, and what wildlife is, and what ecosystem health is, and we look across the space about what sharing the land might look like, how about sustainable use of land might look like, the version of the plant-based burger feels good and it's kind of the veneer that it paints across your consumption.
03:08:43.000 But when you dig down deep, you look at monoculture crops, and you look at what this world would have to be to sustain this kind of veneer of your plant-based burger.
03:08:56.000 Narnia.
03:08:57.000 Yeah.
03:08:58.000 It doesn't make any sense.
03:09:00.000 It's not good for you.
03:09:02.000 It's not good for you.
03:09:02.000 Most importantly, it's not good for you.
03:09:04.000 It's not good for the land.
03:09:04.000 It's not good for the wildlife.
03:09:06.000 If you want to eat vegetables, eat vegetables.
03:09:09.000 Those are good for you.
03:09:10.000 Look into regenerative agriculture.
03:09:12.000 Don't eat some crazy fake meat.
03:09:14.000 Yeah, shout out to like Rome Ranch that I've been to and that's close to here.
03:09:18.000 Yeah.
03:09:20.000 There's so many things that are connected to hunting that I've found myself.
03:09:24.000 That's the complicated conversation.
03:09:26.000 Yeah, I'm not on, like I don't have a podcast right now, I'm not on the air, but I'm very excited about the future of conversations because all this shit is interconnected.
03:09:35.000 All this shit matters, and we can have an honest conversation about how close we are to each other.
03:09:40.000 There isn't vegans and hunters.
03:09:43.000 There is one group of people trying to figure this out, and it's so complicated, and anybody trying to generalize it is probably lying to you.
03:09:53.000 Yeah, and the idea to collect everybody into these groups, vegans versus hunters, right versus left, it's not good for anybody.
03:10:01.000 I very much hope in the future that I'm able to get off the ground a podcast with my friend.
03:10:06.000 Why don't you just have a podcast?
03:10:07.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
03:10:08.000 You're talking about it like you're starting some kind of crazy infrastructure where you have to dig tunnels into the city.
03:10:13.000 Make a fucking podcast, bitch.
03:10:15.000 Why are you complaining?
03:10:16.000 I will.
03:10:16.000 Right?
03:10:17.000 Thank you.
03:10:18.000 Jamie agrees.
03:10:19.000 I'll do it.
03:10:19.000 Thank you, Joe Rogan, for the direction there.
03:10:21.000 I hope I can do it one day.
03:10:22.000 One day I'll breathe underwater.
03:10:24.000 I'm on a podcast and I'll have a slippery squirrel pot pie.
03:10:26.000 I'll throw it in your fucking face.
03:10:28.000 That's not a fucking pie.
03:10:28.000 It's a soup.
03:10:29.000 All your money on the line with most of the world betting.
03:10:32.000 Here's what I'm going to do.
03:10:33.000 There's a world of vote.
03:10:35.000 The whole world has a vote.
03:10:36.000 It's coming to you.
03:10:37.000 Is that a pie or a soup?
03:10:37.000 No, it's coming to you.
03:10:38.000 Guess what, bitch?
03:10:39.000 It's a fucking soup.
03:10:41.000 The realness is coming to you.
03:10:42.000 I'm going to hire a whole troop of Pennsylvania Dutch people.
03:10:46.000 They can't We're going to come outside your studio and we're going to throw slippery noodles.
03:10:52.000 They don't know where they're going.
03:10:52.000 They ride horses.
03:10:55.000 That's the Amish.
03:10:57.000 That's the Amish.
03:10:59.000 Oh, it's chicken and dumplings.
03:11:01.000 Fucking hacks.
03:11:02.000 I can't imagine.
03:11:03.000 If you're a Pennsylvania Dutch and you're just tuning in, I don't mean any of the things I just said.
03:11:07.000 I'm just fucking around.
03:11:09.000 Ben and I are friends.
03:11:09.000 We've had a lot of fun.
03:11:10.000 We're talking a lot of shit.
03:11:11.000 We're drinking a little whiskey.
03:11:12.000 For the Pennsylvania Dustin to John Oliver, we apologize.
03:11:15.000 Snoop Dogg, nutraceuticals, whatever the fuck you call them.
03:11:19.000 This has been fun, dude.
03:11:20.000 I'm having so much fun.
03:11:22.000 But I think there's a thing that you brought up that I really believe might work.
03:11:27.000 And this is the thing.
03:11:28.000 That this Pittman-Robertson act...
03:11:31.000 The amount of money that goes from the taxes that helps conservation, that goes to wildlife habitat, the amount of money that's generated by that is really substantial.
03:11:43.000 Imagine if we had something similar.
03:11:46.000 It doesn't have to be as much, but it was like normal consumables.
03:11:51.000 If you're looking at things like hunting goods, what percentage of people are doing that?
03:11:56.000 Not that many.
03:11:57.000 What percentage of people are even buying ammo?
03:11:59.000 Not that many.
03:12:00.000 It's probably not even close to...
03:12:02.000 Can I... What's the number?
03:12:05.000 Do you know what the number is?
03:12:06.000 I don't know what the number is, but I would tell you that part of my work on Pittman-Robertson in the past has been to look at a thing called the backpack tax.
03:12:15.000 You ever heard about that?
03:12:16.000 Yeah, is that enacted?
03:12:20.000 It's not.
03:12:20.000 It's not currently.
03:12:21.000 They proposed it, right?
03:12:23.000 Yeah, in the late 90s, the senator enacted a bill that would do the same for outdoor goods.
03:12:32.000 When I say outdoor goods, I mean there's an $887 billion economy around...
03:12:37.000 Outdoor activities.
03:12:38.000 What we call non-consumptive outdoor activities.
03:12:41.000 Right.
03:12:41.000 You might call fishing and hunting a consumptive outdoor activity.
03:12:45.000 You might call hiking or ice climbing a non-consumptive.
03:12:50.000 Right.
03:12:51.000 Non-consumptive.
03:12:51.000 Non-consumptive.
03:12:52.000 The idea is that this land is all of our collective as a culture, as a civilization.
03:13:00.000 In the United States, it's all of ours.
03:13:01.000 It's all of ours.
03:13:01.000 For the sustainability of our state game agencies and the agencies that are put forth to manage these species in this land, you know, there's the Bureau of Land Management, there's the Forest Service, National Forest Service, there's federal and state agencies that manage this land,
03:13:17.000 they manage the wildlife, all in trust, as we've talked about, all within our model of conservation, as we've talked about, all within the funding system that we've talked about.
03:13:25.000 There's this idea that if a backpack tax, which just means enact the same Pittman Robinson taxes, the excise taxes, and enact those on all the gear that's sold at, say, REI. And that would be 11% as well?
03:13:38.000 Call it 11%.
03:13:39.000 Whatever it is.
03:13:40.000 So it's tents, coolers, everything.
03:13:43.000 There was legislation in the late 90s, I'll forget the senator, the Department of Interior head and the senator that put it forth, that called it the backpack tax and said we want to, this is, it's way, there's way more, the economy for outdoor recreation is way bigger than the hunting and fishing economy.
03:14:02.000 Let's call it that.
03:14:03.000 I don't know what the numbers are, but I know that it's much bigger exponentially so.
03:14:06.000 Yeah, much more, right?
03:14:07.000 And so the idea would be like, hey, the hunting and fishing manufacturers are paying this excise tax on behalf of the public, and this is going into the Wildlife Restoration Fund and all the things we've talked about, that why wouldn't we do that also with, you know, in the user pays public benefits model with other users that are also using these wild places?
03:14:26.000 They're not using them in a consumptive manner, but they are also consuming them in terms of trails, ice, you know, they're using these places.
03:14:34.000 Yeah, for sure.
03:14:35.000 And so there's a group called the Outdoor Industry Association that was formed around a lot of things, but one of the things was an opposition to this backpack tax.
03:14:45.000 But what if there could be some sort of agreement?
03:14:51.000 Like, a consumptive tax should be more than a non-consumptive tax.
03:14:57.000 That would make sense.
03:14:58.000 Yeah, because a non-consumptive tax, you're not removing a resource, right?
03:15:01.000 You're not taking salmon, you're not killing a deer.
03:15:05.000 Hiking on a trail, camping in a campsite.
03:15:07.000 Just having fun.
03:15:08.000 You're not really taking much out.
03:15:10.000 It would be nice if you put a little in to make sure it's there for everybody.
03:15:14.000 So let's cut it in half.
03:15:15.000 Yeah, the Outdoor Industry Association argues, and again, I tend to think that they're wrong, but this is their argument.
03:15:24.000 Hopefully I summarize it correctly.
03:15:27.000 Is that they feel that there's so many taxes on goods and services these days.
03:15:33.000 And we have to move this to the manufacturer side of the coin because that's where this tax comes from.
03:15:38.000 You're asking for these taxes to be levied on the manufacturer of the goods, not necessarily the public.
03:15:43.000 Although the public who purchases the goods are the ones driving the tax itself.
03:15:50.000 And so what their argument is more like, hey, there's so many taxes on the small businesses in the outdoor community.
03:15:55.000 There's so many taxes on many of the activities in the manufacturers.
03:16:01.000 Why add more taxes?
03:16:02.000 Why add more taxes.
03:16:02.000 Right.
03:16:03.000 And to some level, I agree.
03:16:04.000 So I just want to set that up as the backpack tax has been argued for a long time.
03:16:08.000 Yeah, but here's the point.
03:16:09.000 It's like, where's that money go?
03:16:10.000 If the money goes to the standard things that buying anything, you know, like if you buy a clock or What does your taxes go to?
03:16:17.000 If you buy a tent, what does your taxes go to?
03:16:19.000 If it goes to the same shit, that's one thing.
03:16:22.000 But if every time you buy a tent, it goes for habitat renewal, if it goes for wildlife conservation, that's a different thing.
03:16:31.000 That's what the Pittman-Robertson does.
03:16:33.000 Well, and also, yes, absolutely.
03:16:36.000 And also, the duck stamp, when you buy a duck stamp, the money that goes from the duck stamp, and the duck stamp is required to hunt waterfowl in our country.
03:16:44.000 Right, but we're talking about these people that sell tents, like the camping people.
03:16:47.000 If you're saying that they don't want to participate in this, they have to look at it this way.
03:16:52.000 What if it was just something that contributed to the thing that literally supports your business?
03:16:59.000 What the fuck are you doing?
03:17:00.000 Let's negotiate.
03:17:03.000 Make it 3%.
03:17:04.000 I hesitate to paint the whole industry.
03:17:07.000 The outdoor industry itself is very much...
03:17:10.000 Conservation is a buzzword.
03:17:13.000 They're very much environmentally friendly.
03:17:14.000 They very much want to give back.
03:17:16.000 They have been hesitant to enact attacks like this.
03:17:20.000 In the past, I don't know where it is right now, but in the past they've been hesitant, and that's the truth.
03:17:24.000 Yeah, because they want to make sales.
03:17:26.000 Right.
03:17:27.000 It's almost like we have to come to some sort of a reasonable conclusion.
03:17:32.000 Because, like, yeah, of course you want to make money.
03:17:34.000 You want to keep making money, you want to make more money every year, blah, blah, blah.
03:17:37.000 You don't fucking make any money if there's no woods.
03:17:41.000 So let's...
03:17:42.000 It's a good faith effort.
03:17:44.000 You generate a certain amount of income every year by donating, everybody agrees, donating a small percentage.
03:17:50.000 Let's take it back a little bit, too.
03:17:51.000 Let's make it better for everybody.
03:17:52.000 Let's take it back a little bit, too.
03:17:54.000 In the example we gave earlier, 1980s hunting populations have been dwindling.
03:18:01.000 I want to say around 14 million to around 11 million, give or take any estimate.
03:18:06.000 Even our estimates are kind of shoddy in the way we gather them, but hunting has been going down.
03:18:12.000 Hunting license sales are a big part of the way we fund state game agencies and other agencies that provide for wildlife management, wildlife biology, and access to state and federal lands.
03:18:23.000 And is that only the hunting licenses, or is Pittman-Robertson buying ammo?
03:18:29.000 Does that go to that as well?
03:18:31.000 It does.
03:18:31.000 So we call that the American System of Conservation Funding, and it has all those elements in it.
03:18:38.000 And I've read, you know, it's confusing because I've read about 17 different things about this that say different percentages, but I've read from anywhere from 40% to 80 to 90% of state game agencies are funded by the American System of Conservation Funding, which includes the things we've talked about.
03:18:53.000 Mm-hmm.
03:18:54.000 And that is, state game agencies manage this wildlife.
03:18:58.000 And that's what they do.
03:19:00.000 And so, here's a point to be made.
03:19:02.000 You don't want, as much as I love hunting, you don't want one constituency within a myriad of user groups to dominate the funding of these agencies.
03:19:13.000 We need that funding to be sustainable and diverse.
03:19:15.000 We need that funding to come from all kinds of different areas because...
03:19:21.000 As we discovered, when the hunting numbers in our population drop in millions and they recede, we have less money to fund an increasingly expensive endeavor of managing wildlife.
03:19:34.000 Native and non-native game species and non-game species, we have to spend money to manage them.
03:19:39.000 Public land and private land, we have to spend money to manage wildlife in those corridors.
03:19:46.000 That's when we get back to the backpack tax itself and the diversity of funding where we might say also, as much as I want the constituency of hunting and fishing to have a seat at the table, it really can't be one of the only seats at the table.
03:20:03.000 We need to have other people pitching in.
03:20:06.000 And I feel as though the backpack tax is something that should be revisited.
03:20:11.000 I don't want to generalize the Outdoor Industry Association or companies like Keene or Patagonia that care a lot about the environment.
03:20:18.000 But I do think this is something that they should all publicly address and they should talk about and they should have a dialogue about because I think it's important.
03:20:25.000 Well, it's interesting.
03:20:27.000 We were talking about taxes and about the idea of the Pittman-Robertson is very clear where that money goes.
03:20:33.000 And if we had that with other things, like if you had every time you purchased a computer in the United States, you knew that there's a certain percentage that goes to education.
03:20:44.000 And we radically upgraded the school system in this country because of that.
03:20:48.000 Think of the amount of money that could be generated by that.
03:20:50.000 If there was a similar...
03:20:53.000 11% style tax to computers.
03:20:56.000 I mean, I don't want to diminish people's struggles with like buying equipment and computers and shit like that, but if there was a small percentage, the amount of money, if it was proportionate to the amount of use, right?
03:21:10.000 Like the hunting thing, like it's 11%, not a lot of hunters.
03:21:14.000 The computer thing, it doesn't have to be 11%.
03:21:16.000 There's so many, that would be abusive.
03:21:18.000 If it was 11%, people would start showing up in fucking fur coats, driving Bentleys and Rolls Royces and shit.
03:21:24.000 Go back to Franklin D. Roosevelt.
03:21:27.000 Franklin D. Roosevelt, it was an existing excise tax that was funneled into an account to then go to...
03:21:34.000 It was like deciding it, instead of going to this, it would go to this.
03:21:37.000 It wasn't creating a tax out of nothing.
03:21:39.000 I think, though, if you look at the sheer amount of money in consumer goods, 11% would be bananas.
03:21:46.000 It would give too much power to whoever's in control about how that money gets distributed.
03:21:52.000 Even though there's a shitload of money through hunting and firearms, Fucking...
03:21:59.000 Overall GDP is not...
03:22:01.000 11% of the fucking computer market would be bananas.
03:22:05.000 Yeah, I would love to get...
03:22:06.000 Computer, electronics, cell phone market, that's too much.
03:22:08.000 I would love to get in a room with...
03:22:09.000 And I have done this through Backcountry Hunters and Anglers, which is a group I serve on the board for.
03:22:14.000 Like, get in with some really influential politicians and just talk this through and say, look...
03:22:19.000 It's not just the politicians.
03:22:20.000 It's the people that pay for them.
03:22:22.000 That's the problem.
03:22:22.000 It's the manufacturers as well, because that's the thing that really...
03:22:24.000 It's the people that make the stuff, the people that generate the finances that fucking sponsor these people to be in office, and they're beholden to those folks once they get in there.
03:22:37.000 That's the big problem, because you're dealing with a fucking corporation that employs X amount of people, like thousands of people or whatever, many, many locations all over the world.
03:22:47.000 They have all this responsibility.
03:22:48.000 There's a lot of momentum behind that.
03:22:49.000 I want to raise my hand and say, hey, look, man.
03:22:51.000 We're all in this together, bitch.
03:22:52.000 We're all in this together.
03:22:53.000 At the turn of the century, we had no ducks.
03:22:56.000 We had no deer.
03:22:57.000 That's a wildlife, but it applies to everything.
03:23:00.000 It really does.
03:23:01.000 It applies to everything, right?
03:23:01.000 It really does.
03:23:02.000 It's a value system proposition.
03:23:05.000 It's like, if we all value a thing in this way...
03:23:08.000 It could be wildlife, it could be computers, it could be roads, it could be anything.
03:23:11.000 But this discussion, like no bullshit, we might have tapped into something.
03:23:15.000 And this is what I think we might have tapped into.
03:23:17.000 We might have tapped into the idea that a certain percentage of anything that you really enjoy should be donated to help...
03:23:26.000 We're good to go.
03:23:46.000 Making sure that there's park rangers that can accept emergency calls and help people when they're stranded.
03:23:53.000 Anything and everything.
03:23:54.000 We should all contribute a certain amount to this, and it would enhance the experience and make it more available to everybody, which would enhance everybody's life, and it would be barely noticeable to most folks.
03:24:06.000 If you had a 1% tax, just 1%, That didn't exist before and now exist, it would have a significant impact.
03:24:13.000 And it has had an impact in the example we're giving, which is an admittedly narrow example.
03:24:20.000 It has had an impact on a very, very, very important thing for our country that doesn't exist elsewhere.
03:24:27.000 It just doesn't exist elsewhere.
03:24:29.000 The continent of Africa, it just doesn't exist elsewhere where we're able to say we pay into a system Where everyone in this country, every person that might sit down in this chair would say, I want there to be elk.
03:24:42.000 I want there to be deer.
03:24:43.000 I want there to be mallards, mallard ducks.
03:24:45.000 I want there to be wild turkeys.
03:24:47.000 I want there to be bison.
03:24:48.000 I want there to be wild animals.
03:24:51.000 I want to be able to see them at Yellowstone.
03:24:52.000 I want to be able to see them in national forests like the Gallatin National Forest where I live.
03:24:56.000 I want that.
03:24:57.000 This is a universal value.
03:24:59.000 That universal value in turn is supported by the user group Who goes out and takes part in the use of that natural resource.
03:25:07.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
03:25:08.000 We can do that with everything.
03:25:09.000 We could.
03:25:10.000 I think we can do that with everything.
03:25:11.000 We do that with a thing called the Land and Water Conservation Fund, which takes offshore oil royalties and puts that in a fund that helps pay for parks and access and fishing docks and shit all across this country.
03:25:21.000 Who paid for the BP oil spill?
03:25:23.000 I don't know.
03:25:24.000 Hopefully BP. That one was nuts.
03:25:29.000 No.
03:25:30.000 When you watch that one, you're like, how many millions of gallons every day?
03:25:34.000 Where does that go?
03:25:35.000 Where does that go?
03:25:36.000 What's going on in the bottom?
03:25:36.000 It certainly doesn't help wildlife.
03:25:38.000 And I think people might be surprised to know that I hesitate to call myself this, but this is the real truth.
03:25:47.000 I'm an environmentalist.
03:25:49.000 You son of a bitch.
03:25:51.000 I know.
03:25:51.000 I know.
03:25:52.000 You're upset.
03:25:53.000 Who wouldn't be?
03:25:54.000 Who the fuck wouldn't be an environmentalist?
03:25:56.000 Environmentalist means you want to preserve the thing that keeps you alive, your environment.
03:26:01.000 Everybody's an environmentalist.
03:26:03.000 This idea of conservation and preservation and where will we stand and how do we do this.
03:26:08.000 And I'm pretty invested for my whole life to live in a place and put my life into this idea that this complex...
03:26:18.000 I go back to my buddy Dr. Valerius Geist.
03:26:21.000 Intelligent intervention, man.
03:26:23.000 Intelligent intervention.
03:26:25.000 We have the ability to intervene.
03:26:27.000 Right, but we have to agree on what the intelligent choice is.
03:26:30.000 Exactly.
03:26:30.000 And that's where we don't agree.
03:26:32.000 Yeah.
03:26:32.000 There's a lot of people that don't think we should make any decisions in like the California model where you don't do anything to manage predators like mountain lions and they kill all the deer.
03:26:41.000 Like, good luck finding a deer in California.
03:26:43.000 Yeah.
03:26:45.000 Like where I live, out here in Austin, there's deer everywhere.
03:26:48.000 You have to be careful when you're driving at night.
03:26:50.000 But where I used to live in California when we saw a deer was an amazing occurrence.
03:26:55.000 Like, oh, look, there's a deer.
03:26:56.000 It wasn't in the mouth of a...
03:26:57.000 Oh, my God, he's getting dragged away!
03:27:00.000 He's getting dragged away by a panther!
03:27:03.000 Turn the car around!
03:27:04.000 Yeah, you didn't get that.
03:27:06.000 There's plenty of them.
03:27:06.000 There's too many of them.
03:27:07.000 I mean, when a mountain lion attacks your five-year-old and then two more show up after the cop shoots them, how many are out there?
03:27:15.000 Are you guys looking?
03:27:17.000 Are you fucking counting them?
03:27:18.000 Two too many.
03:27:19.000 This is a thing that people have when they get locked into ideologies, right?
03:27:24.000 I bet that lady, when that mountain lion attacked her kid, all of her preconceived notions of what a mountain lion is were out the window because she realized, oh, Jesus Christ, By being sensitive, kind, caring people,
03:27:39.000 we have allowed monsters to live near our children.
03:27:42.000 Monsters that would eat our children face first.
03:27:45.000 Grab your kid by the fucking head, dude.
03:27:48.000 That's when I hang out with vegans and I talk to people like, that I said Dr. Robert C. Jones.
03:27:53.000 When I hang out with these people, I understand that the middle ground is the strongest place.
03:27:57.000 There's so much of their ideology that I agree with and so much of, without knowing it, my ideology they agree with.
03:28:04.000 In the middle is the fucking place where wildlife, the complex wildlife biology and management happens.
03:28:10.000 And it's on the poles where it doesn't happen.
03:28:12.000 We gotta wrap this up.
03:28:13.000 But before we wrap this up, how does that bear story end?
03:28:17.000 Is that it?
03:28:18.000 Yeah, the bear leaves and goes to eat that elk carcass.
03:28:22.000 How close were you at the closest time?
03:28:24.000 80 yards.
03:28:27.000 Toward death.
03:28:28.000 How many seconds would it take for a bear sprinting at you from 80 yards?
03:28:32.000 Two.
03:28:33.000 Do you think you'd have time to pull the gun?
03:28:35.000 Well, we did a whole thing with Clay Newcomb.
03:28:37.000 If you look on the old meat eater YouTube where we tried to figure out how quickly you could draw your bear spray or your pistol.
03:28:42.000 Not so quick, huh?
03:28:43.000 Not so quickly.
03:28:45.000 I probably would have gotten mauled.
03:28:49.000 Who?
03:28:50.000 But again, that's the reality of the world in which we live, Joseph.
03:28:53.000 That's a nice thing to say if you don't get mauled.
03:28:56.000 If you do get mauled, you should say, I should take up roller skating.
03:29:00.000 Yeah, if you don't get mauled, you're like, ah!
03:29:01.000 If you don't get mauled, you're like, I am going roller skating from here on out.
03:29:05.000 I'm going to take up crochet.
03:29:07.000 Like if you got mauled and you had the opportunity to not get mauled, you're like, yeah, I'm going to do something else.
03:29:10.000 I'm going to keep my face.
03:29:11.000 Yeah, keep your chest cavity intact.
03:29:14.000 I'm going to keep my testicles in the scrotum.
03:29:17.000 Yes.
03:29:18.000 Ben O'Brien, you're the shit.
03:29:19.000 Thank you very much.
03:29:20.000 Love you, buddy.
03:29:21.000 Love you, too.
03:29:21.000 Thank you for having me, as always, every time I come here.
03:29:24.000 I'm a fan of the show.
03:29:25.000 I'm a fan of you.
03:29:26.000 I'm a fan of you, too.
03:29:27.000 I'm not going to keep saying it, but it's true.
03:29:29.000 Do another podcast, bitch.
03:29:31.000 All right.
03:29:32.000 Bye, everybody.
03:29:33.000 Bye-bye.