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00:00:31.000And it has such a great, you know, like we learn about new comics in it, you know, and that's great for all of us, knowing who's good, who's bad, you know.
00:00:39.000Think about all the people that came from it.
00:00:40.000Hans, William, you know, all these fucking people from the past.
00:01:29.000It's such a great thing to have for comedy, too, to have, like, this opportunity for young up-and-coming people, or even old up-and-coming people.
00:07:22.000Yeah, I was watching, you know, when you see a movie and before the movie starts and before the previews, they have just like...
00:07:29.000Like little trivia games, you know, and they have like a host and it's like just tons of commercials.
00:07:35.000They go, and you could join us on our new podcast.
00:07:37.000I was like, who is sitting there watching that, that enjoys that part of the movie enough where they're going to subscribe to a podcast about that?
00:07:46.000You probably don't know what I'm talking about.
00:07:48.000Like, if you go to a movie early, before the movie trailers comes on, it's just, like, this generic stuff where it's just a ton of commercials and people giving you, like, movie trivia.
00:09:54.000I remember about like the cranberry juice, like you would give a girl cranberry juice or something like that because she had a urinary tract.
00:10:00.000Anyways, like all those stories he would always tell us about like dates he went on and stuff like that.
00:12:26.000You know, I've seen on Kill Tony before people that have tried comedy for the first time, and they say, you know, all my friends told me that I'm not just a funny guy.
00:12:35.000And we had one on recently, and it did not, was not funny, because he told it as if it was like a joke, like a street joke, you know?
00:12:45.000So these two guys, you know, and I was like, if you could just say what you said, but made it like more real.
00:16:15.000There's like certain Irish can handle some fucking alcohol, right?
00:16:20.000But there's some some ethnicities that have a difficult issue with it because they don't have like a long history of exposure to it in their past.
00:16:29.000Yeah, it's also how much you, like, when did you start?
00:16:32.000Like, Bert Kreischer, I mean, that dude should be dead, you know?
00:16:36.000And he just has been drinking so long for so much every day.
00:16:41.000I think it's just like his body just, ah, I need this to survive.
00:16:45.000I wonder what's a good historical account of the effects of alcohol on Native American tribes.
00:16:52.000There must have been some documentation of that, because I don't think it's wrong.
00:16:58.000I think it's one of those things that everybody kind of knows, that when the settlers were making their way across the country and they introduced Native Americans to alcohol, they didn't have something like that before, and they did not handle it well.
00:17:10.000And I always wonder, like, if that's a genetic thing.
00:17:16.000Like, your ancestors had a history of drinking alcohol, so you're more predisposed to be able to handle it, right?
00:17:26.000Right, and that would make sense why a lot of people from the Midwest can drink more, you know, because everyone has that Native American in them, right, 10%?
00:17:34.000Bro, no, but I think it would be worse.
00:17:36.000No, the thing would be saying that if you had Native American, you don't have a history of alcohol.
00:17:41.000Oh, you're saying the opposite of that.
00:18:06.000It'd just be all Leonard Skinner's songs.
00:18:08.000Little detailed genetic research has been done on this topic, but it has been shown that alcoholism tends to run in families with a possible involvement of differences in alcohol metabolism.
00:18:18.000And the genotype of the alcohol metabolizing enzymes, I can't say those real fast, which may be more prevalent in Native Americans than other ethnic groups, which is why that has been discussed that way, according to this.
00:18:32.000But they're not sure that a propensity for alcoholism is transmitted genetically?
00:18:40.000So, I mean, it says here even that there's a couple myths about that that aren't proven.
00:18:46.000If I scroll up on this article, it does show there are a disproportionate number of deaths in alcoholism, but there could be other reasons for that.
00:18:56.000Because it's always been a stereotype, right?
00:26:32.000Well, I'm worried also because I had that Dr. Shanna Swan lady on the podcast who talked about what plastics and these chemicals like phthalates are doing to the reproductive systems of people.
00:28:04.000But in men, over the last X amount of years, they've been shrinking.
00:28:09.000They've been shrinking steadily, which is an indication of penis sizes are shrinking, testicles are shrinking, sperm counts dropping like 50% lower.
00:28:18.000And at the same time, this is the introduction of petrochemical products, like plastics and stuff like that.
00:28:24.000Eating out of plastic bottles, drinking out of plastic bottles, eating out of plastic plates.
00:28:29.000All this stuff has entered into the bloodstreams and they've found in studies in mammals that when they introduce these phthalates to mammals their offspring are affected.
00:28:41.000The reproductive systems are affected.
00:29:44.000They're really sure that phthalates do that.
00:29:47.000And phthalates are some of the chemicals that you get from plastics.
00:29:51.000I think some pesticides affect the body in a similar way.
00:29:55.000There's a lot of shit that we encounter that fucks with reproductive systems.
00:30:00.000So when they did it with animal studies, when they did it, it showed that the males all came out more feminine and with smaller taints and the whole deal.
00:30:12.000And it's all about what kind of chemicals the mother has in her body when she conceives.
00:30:19.000It's wild stuff, man, because the implications are if we don't stop using them, we're going to change the species over plastic.
00:30:30.000It'll change what it means to be a male human.
00:30:35.000Because it won't be like a male human used to be before plastics.
00:31:31.000Can you imagine if that's really what the fucking deal is?
00:31:34.000That it's just, this is how the animal evolves.
00:31:38.000Like, the only way we're gonna get past, like, all the horrible things we do, like war and murder and rape and torture and thievery and deception, all the things that humans do that's awful.
00:31:52.000It's all tied to these monkey instincts we have.
00:31:55.000It's all tied to being an ancient primate species that has evolved to this point.
00:32:01.000The things that are holding us back are all these biological needs.
00:32:05.000You know, the need for food, the greed, and fucking envy, and rage.
00:33:00.000No, I talked about it with a guy who understands these things yesterday, Mark Andreessen.
00:33:07.000It's really interesting because I'm too dumb to really know.
00:33:10.000I mean, I'm not very informed about like how these things work, what these programs work.
00:33:15.000But what he was saying that made a lot of sense, he goes, this thing is using Google and it's literally using like all of the interactions with human beings and it knows responses to like a fucking insane number of questions.
00:33:33.000So it can use this program to communicate with you.
00:33:38.000And if you ask it to convince you that it's alive, it can figure out how to get the words together.
00:33:44.000But if you asked it to convince you that it's not alive, it would also figure out a way to form that.
00:33:51.000But that alone is like what a human can do.
00:34:07.000Like most people's lives, You're interacting with people, you're learning from these interactions, you read about things that inspire you to be better, maybe you watch a documentary about someone that's really cool and inspires you to be better,
00:34:22.000and you're learning about what it means to be a person.
00:34:25.000Well, if they can just do that and just download it off the internet instantaneously and become infinitely smarter than you'll ever be, the only thing that's missing is like a soul, like a thing that makes them act.
00:34:37.000That's why they're going to find out mixing technology with that and like a frog or something that has a soul, something that's stupid.
00:34:44.000Well, that frog probably has a soul, but we can use that soul, upgrade the soul, put it into a robot.
00:34:51.000Oh my God, imagine if they start extracting souls.
00:35:08.000All of his claims about sentience, personhood, and rights, Blake LeMoyne wrote on Twitter on Saturday, are rooted in religious convictions as a priest.
00:35:19.000His arguments, therefore, pre-theoretic, he says.
00:35:25.000In a previous Medium post about the question of religious discrimination at Google, LeMoyne describes himself as a Christian mystic He also notes his sincerely held religious beliefs in God,
00:36:21.000He became ordained as a Christian priest and served in the U.S. Army before studying the occult and is an outlier at Google for being religious from the South and standing up for psychology as a respectable science.
00:42:11.000It says these insects typically come in a dark yellow, brown or green, but their color pattern can change when they enter the migratory or swarming phase.
00:42:22.000Adult locusts are distinguished from females By the shape of the abdomens, in male locusts, the tip of the abdomen is rounded because of the subgenital plate that conceals the reproductive organs, and females, the tip of the eye...
00:43:03.000Just like grasshoppers, locusts are herbivores, therefore they cause severe crop damage when they invade a field of crop.
00:43:10.000Locusts tend to move in large groups to fly over long distances during their gregarious phase.
00:43:18.000Insect physiologists establish that serotonin, a brain chemical, transforms solitary locusts into swarming insects.
00:43:25.000So really it's like they get happy, they get a little happy drug, and they go into a swarming phase.
00:43:31.000It makes you wonder what we're doing, giving people all these kind of wacky brain chemicals, experimenting with what makes you feel better.
00:45:46.000And then the goggles pop on and then it brings you into this virtual reality world where you're flying on a fucking dragon in the Avatar world.
00:46:46.000Every now and then, with that movie, someone can create something that, as a movie, is so visually stunning and so unique that you could have a hundred movies branch off of Avatar,
00:47:08.000You could 100% do that because Avatar is like such a it's such an iconic Like feeling you get when you're watching that move you try to watch it again.
00:47:16.000You're like wow This movie is fucking great when when they're in the jungle and he almost gets jacked by that giant Rhino looking thing There's so many moments in that movie And yeah, it's like the Pocahontas story.
00:51:19.000What about duels back in the day when someone would cross you and be like, I'm going to shoot you for talking bad about my family or whatever.
00:52:06.000There's people that grow up that are abused, and the way they're tortured when they're young, they have no empathy by the time they're a 20, 21-year-old person.
00:52:16.000And people get raised by monsters all over the world.
00:53:05.000And then to make a person, it should be like one of the action movies where the president and the general have to turn the key at the exact same time to activate the nukes.
00:53:15.000You should be fucking really sure you want to raise a kid.
00:53:19.000Yeah, because I mean, I think that's with all everything.
00:53:22.000I think it is mostly that family and how these kids are being up, you know, they're being stuck in front of a Nintendo or an Xbox.
00:55:07.000They've got to get out with other kids and talk, and that's how we make better people.
00:55:10.000You know, I'm not saying that you won't make great people homeschooling your kid, but I'm saying there's a great benefit to kids being around kids and sorting things out for themselves when the parents aren't around.
00:57:41.00013. This kid, I'll never forget this kid, Paulie Hudson, who lived next door to me, and he goes, he goes, you probably don't even know how a dick goes in a pussy.
00:59:21.000It was like, you know, you had normal like kid beefs and a few street fights and stuff like that, but it was a pretty nice place to grow up.
01:00:53.000The United States, the maximum age limit that a person can attend high school for free is about 20 or 21. In one state, it's 19. In another, it's 26. You think it's 26?
01:01:31.000All the elites, they all were born within a certain time of the year.
01:01:37.000And it's not because that's a magic time of the year, but it's because that's like the oldest you can be and still be in like first grade.
01:01:47.000The oldest you can be and still be in second grade.
01:01:49.000Like, their birthday was just right after the line, and they're considerably more developed than kids that were, like, they barely made it in on the bottom half.
01:02:01.000Like, they're barely old enough to get into first grade.
01:02:04.000And this guy's barely, he really should be in second grade.
01:03:37.000Because if you could hold back that long, you'd be so mature.
01:03:41.000But once a man reaches, I guess your 20s is when you're in your prime, like physical prime, to maybe 30. And then with athletes, they can kick it deep into the 30s.
01:08:02.000It's so interesting because you almost envy their life.
01:08:07.000There's something about people that live like a hunter-gatherer lifestyle, which is essentially what these folks do.
01:08:16.000They grow food, but mostly what they're doing is they're hunting meat, and they're trapping fur, and they're gathering fish, and then they're waiting out the winter.
01:08:27.000And in the winter, they do a lot of their trapping, and they do it on snowmobiles.
01:10:36.000This guy had to figure out how to survive on the taiga and now he loves it and now they all talk about it like this is they would never want to do anything else because their life there is just it's so natural and They just live off this crazy river in this frozen part of the world where you can only survive outside for like a certain amount of time and they're all furred up and Does it explain how he found this guy?
01:11:24.000They found those and they did this exploration of the cave and they filmed it.
01:11:30.000And, you know, this is stuff that probably hadn't been seen by human eyes for like who knows how many years.
01:11:35.000And so these people are discovering this in this cave and looking at it and it's amazing.
01:11:40.000It's like there's no more vivid snapshot in time than looking at some stuff that people drew when they were like the first people to draw things.
01:13:46.000Chauvet Cave's importance is based on two factors.
01:13:49.000Firstly, the aesthetic quality of these Paleolithic cave paintings, and secondly, their great age.
01:13:54.000With one exception, all of the cave art paintings have been dated between 30 and 33,000 years ago.
01:14:03.000So 33,000 years ago, humans are living in caves.
01:14:09.000And they're killing animals and then documenting on the cave wall what they did and what they're after and what they want and documenting things to avoid, documenting things they experienced.
01:18:10.000There was some guy who was trying to propose this theory that Neanderthals were super predators and that they would look more like a gorilla than they would like a human being and that we probably went to war with them.
01:18:28.000It was like really crazy because Anthropologists, like, shut the fuck up.
01:19:36.000So, Neanderthals were not the gentle, almost human creatures portrayed in the media over the last 50 years.
01:19:42.000New Australian research revealed that they were aggressive, powerful, and terrifying carnivores, ruthlessly inefficient apex predators, who hunted, raped, and ate early humans for over 50,000 years.
01:19:57.000Neanderthals daily diet consisted of two kilograms of meat, the equivalent of 16 quarter pounders, including, included human flesh.
01:20:06.000So this guy's saying that we hunted them to extinction because they ate us.
01:20:11.000Based on new research, Australian independent scholar I love that.
01:20:17.000I don't need your stinking university and all your checks and balances.
01:20:22.000Based on the research, Australian independent scholar Danny Vendramini has developed a Neanderthal predation theory which argues that the evolution of modern humans, including our unique physiology,
01:20:39.000sexuality, and human nature, is the result of a reaction to this systematic Long-term sexual predation and cannibalism by Eurasian Neanderthals.
01:20:51.000Look at the images that he created of it.
01:22:46.000Well, I would imagine that there was, like, an incredible urge for those early humans to breed because they got knocked off so quick.
01:22:53.000Like, you know, like any ant—like dogs, right?
01:22:57.000Dogs want—you leave dogs wild, they fuck, and they stray populations of dogs.
01:23:03.000I think human beings, if we were getting eaten all the time, you know, half a million years ago, whatever it was, I bet we were horny constantly because you had to fuck just to make a new person.
01:23:15.000How many animals have actually been picked off by other animals to the point of extinction?
01:23:22.000You know, because we know that human beings have caused animals to go extinct, but like I wonder how many animals have caused other animals to go extinct.
01:23:30.000Like where they were just, the balance was off, like the tigers were so good at getting the deer that there was no deer left.
01:23:36.000I wonder how many times that's happened.
01:24:20.000The number one invasive killer of species around the world.
01:24:23.000According to research published in this month's Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, feral cats can be blamed for 63 modern extinctions.
01:24:41.000See, that's an invasive species thing.
01:24:45.000I think that's how nature has settled in after all these years.
01:24:49.000I bet if people weren't around, we could study it in a more interesting way.
01:24:54.000If people weren't around and you could see lions and zebras and follow them over a hundred years and figure out how the populations expand and recede and what makes more zebras, what makes more lions and how it all plays out.
01:25:11.000Because it's a weird dance of things that want to eat things.
01:25:15.000And some things are eating the green things, and there's other things trying to eat them.
01:25:19.000And it's all just trying to balance it out.
01:25:21.000Because if you just let the green things grow, they fucking grow all over the place, and there's too much green shit.
01:25:25.000And if you just let the things that eat the green things, fuck, they'll eat all the green things.
01:25:30.000There won't be anything green, because these motherfuckers are going to eat them for the time they're sprouts.
01:25:34.000And so you've got to get something that eats them.
01:26:02.000So when they talk about a mass extinction event...
01:26:07.000You know, that so many things are going extinct.
01:26:09.000But 99% of everything that's ever existed has been extinct, right?
01:26:13.000That seems kind of crazy, because we haven't heard of 99% of all the...
01:26:19.000Here's a list of everything that's extinct, right?
01:26:21.000Well, I guess everything, when you go back to, like, dinosaurs and ancient fossils and megalodons and shit, things that we pretty much know are extinct.
01:41:48.000It's one of the dogs, all my friends growing up, my best friends had Golden Retrievers and I've always wanted a Golden Retriever, except I have Golden Retriever poop, which I'm not, I don't like that size of poop.
01:45:05.000I see him running in the backyard by the pool, and I think one of my daughters spots it first, and she's like, Coyote!
01:45:13.000And we look at her like, holy shit, he's got a chicken!
01:45:16.000And so we open the door, and we had like a six-foot wrought iron fence.
01:45:22.000This thing with a chicken in its mouth just bounced to the top of that fence, put its paws on the top, and bounced off into the hills with that chicken in its mouth.
01:46:03.000Point is, Johnny got over to the other side.
01:46:05.000And when Johnny got over to the other side, he decided, why don't I just go right through this fucking giant chicken coop and kill everybody?
01:46:11.000And by the time I got there, he had killed a bunch of them.
01:47:15.000And, you know, they get all social together.
01:47:17.000And then occasionally I'd let them out in the yard.
01:47:19.000But when I let them out in the yard, the coyotes were, like, timing it.
01:47:23.000So one time I let him out in the yard, and we generally would leave him out there for like an hour or so, and then go out and check on him.
01:47:28.000But by the time I got out there, a coyote had already jumped the fence and had killed one of them.
01:47:44.000One time I was in the bathroom and we heard noises and opened up this window and shined a light on the top of the chicken coop and there was two coyotes standing on the chicken boot, clawing at the chicken coop trying to figure out how to get in.
01:48:17.000Our neighborhood doesn't have a problem with them, but we have a problem with cats, leopards or something like that, or bobcats or something.
01:48:33.000They killed a dog in my old neighborhood.
01:48:35.000I'm more concerned about, because we have a fence and everything, but even though they can just jump over, but we have a lot of hawks, like big, giant hawks, black hawks and stuff like that.
01:53:37.000And I think it all happened in the last 50 or 60 years.
01:53:42.000They, you know, they figured out how to kill wolves, right?
01:53:45.000Way back in the day, the ranchers and farmers, they basically just poisoned cattle or poisoned horses, and they would leave their body.
01:53:53.000They'd literally stick like strychnine into a vein and pump it into their body, and then these wolves would eat the horse or whatever animal they left behind, and they would all get poisoned.
01:54:03.000And they kept doing that, and they successfully did that so many times that they killed off the entire population of wolves in that area of North America.
01:54:11.000And, you know, they couldn't do that to the coyote.
01:56:55.000Like, to save him from prostate cancer, I think we should do is make sure your dog doesn't breed and make puppies, be a responsible dog owner.
01:57:04.000And if you're going to have your dog around other male dogs and it's an aggressive dog, yeah, that's probably not good either.
01:57:17.000I definitely want to be a responsible dog owner, and I definitely don't want him having puppies that someone's not going to want or take care of.
01:58:52.000If you let a male cat wander around your house, first of all, that's the most irresponsible thing because they're going to fuck everybody.
01:58:58.000They're going to fuck every cat that's in heat anywhere in the remote area and there's a lot of bad cat owners and they let those dirty female cats outside and they fuck up a storm and come back and they're knocked up.
02:02:10.000On one occasion, she said a stranger remarked that he looked like a little man.
02:02:14.000She said some people had called him a Viking or Samson because of his muscular build.
02:02:19.000But it was only after Brownsell saw pubic hair around Barnaby's sizable penis that she got seriously worried.
02:02:26.000I knew it wasn't normal, the 43-year-old mom told Insider, noting that her toddler resembled a 4- or 5-year-old boy.
02:02:33.000He'd have massive sustained erections.
02:02:37.000And his height and weight were off the charts.
02:02:40.000Massive Sustained Directions is the new name of my special.
02:02:46.000Brownsell of Brighton, England added he weighed 26 pounds at the age of 1. It put on over 2 pounds every month between the ages of 12 and 18 months.
02:03:00.000Dr. Tony Hulse, a pediatric endocrinologist at Everlina London Children's Hospital in the UK, was somewhat baffled when Brownsell consulted him in March.
02:04:23.000Now that they know, though, this is the problem, man.
02:04:27.000They put that fucking article out and we just talked about it.
02:04:30.000And now that people know that, there's going to be people out there that do that to their kids.
02:04:33.000Also, like, so what if the kid was just, I mean, granted, they probably did test and figure it was testosterone related, but what if he just grew faster than normal kids?
02:06:40.000But I don't know, you know, who knows who the doctor is, who knows what the compounding pharmacy is, who knows what the laws are in the state where he lives in or the place where he lives in.
02:06:51.000Yeah, I don't know how well regulated it is.
02:06:53.000Because, like, if they tell you you're only supposed to take X, but you're like, well, I don't want to tell you why.
02:09:21.000It says the findings were normal for his laboratory evaluation findings were normal for age except for the testosterone concentration, which is comparable to a late pubescent and adult male levels of 371 nanograms per deciliter.
02:09:36.000Brain magnetic resonance imagery and testicular ultrasonography were normal.
02:09:42.000Skeletal age was advanced at 4 and 6 out of 12 years.
02:09:53.000Repeated, this is just a scientific paper.
02:09:57.000Repeated laboratory evaluation after the child's father ceased testosterone use revealed a normal testosterone combination of 10 nanograms per deciliter.
02:10:06.000Thus, this boy's sexual precocity was attributed to inadvertent exogenous androgen exposure.
02:10:14.000So that means the cream caused his testosterone spike, so his body acted as if it was 13. Wow.
02:12:05.000So it says, but during the 20s, knee-high skirts made legs more visible, and depilatory companies wasted no time claiming their products enabled a woman to bathe stockingless without self-consciousness.
02:12:57.000Briefly, it seemed like depilatories might just be a passing fad.
02:13:01.000From 1924 to 1926, ads for them disappeared from the Sears catalog and McCall's, and most of the ads were seasonal, running from around April to September, timing that suggested women mostly relegated hair removal to summer.
02:13:15.000When their underarms and legs were exposed, that didn't last.
02:14:21.000I used to do it on my back when I was single because I didn't want, you know, you hook up with a girl because of my back hair and I didn't have a way to like reach it.
02:14:29.000So I'd just pour a bunch of nair on a trash bag and just like roll around on it and would get my crack, my butt crack and stuff.
02:14:42.000Because I would have to do that and then I would have to put a towel down and pretty much scrape my back on the towel and it just peeled the hair off.
02:14:49.000So whatever it does, it's like some kind of peely thing.
02:14:52.000Here it says, the chemicals in depilatory...
02:15:03.000The chemicals in depilatory creams are active formulas meant to dissolve the hair shaft Even using such creams on non-sensitive areas has risks.
02:15:15.000Burns, irritation, allergies, the skin around private parts, and on the face is very sensitive and vulnerable to such products.
02:16:59.000Well, it's a difficult thing psychologically for you, you know, to constantly have to get up there and perform for people and hope you don't bomb and, you know, and deal with it when you do and try to write new material and you're on one day and you're off the next.
02:17:17.000You don't know why and then you're back.
02:17:19.000And then you're better and you learn from it and you keep going, but it's a stressful thing.
02:19:41.000He didn't get the recognition he deserved while he was alive.
02:19:45.000But that guy was a fucking stone-cold killer.
02:19:48.000I learned from him how to make a bit comprehensive, like you completely cover the subject, like cover all the areas of the subject.
02:19:58.000Because one of the funniest things about him, he would have killer beat after killer beat about something, and then he would find a new way to look at it, and he'd come in it from another direction.
02:20:08.000And he would have these bits that are like five, seven minutes long on this one subject.
02:20:11.000And you're like, holy shit is this good.
02:22:45.000There were so many industry-adjacent people that I didn't know about until later.
02:22:49.000Like, you already become friends with them, and you realize that they wanted to be an actor, but it didn't work out, and now they're selling insurance or whatever.
02:22:55.000And there's a lot of those around, too.
02:22:57.000So they're really interested in the industry.
02:22:59.000So even if they bailed, like, oh, I was a commercial actor, but it was just too much.
02:23:03.000I wasn't making enough money, and I decided to invest in my education, and now I'm doing this.
02:23:24.000And so it's like a race to popularity.
02:23:27.000Try to figure out how to get popular, to move yourself into a position that you could be considered to be doing these things like The Rock, right?
02:23:33.000He's the ultimate example of that, right?
02:23:35.000And so there's so many of those folks there that have that thought.
02:23:39.000So there's so many people that are seeking attention.
02:23:54.000You can have hundreds of those stacked on top of each other.
02:23:58.000And they don't get to fulfill their dreams and they get stuck as a waiter and then, you know, maybe they had a fucking, you know, motorcycle accident, whatever.
02:24:15.000But it's also a good proving ground because it's a difficult spot.
02:24:19.000If you murder at the store, you must have some solid shit.
02:24:24.000If you could take people out of whatever it is that occupies their life and their attention, That they're obsessing about.
02:24:32.000And a lot of people in Hollywood, it's, you know, whatever they're trying to do, whether it's trying to be an actor or a musician or a screenwriter, whatever the fuck it is, they're so obsessed with that, it's probably hard to get them out of their own head.
02:24:44.000So if you can kill in front of those people, that's a good sign.
02:24:47.000So that's a good part about living in L.A. is that it's like a strength training for other places.
02:24:53.000When we would go to Columbus, that's a great example.
02:24:55.000When we would go to Columbus, the crowds were always so good.
02:27:24.000They had to go with tech because it was really hard to get them onto your device to listen to and then also the length couldn't be more than an hour because it would take up so much space you have to delete songs.
02:27:34.000I think there was a lot of techy podcasts back then but they were not even really podcasts they were just kind of like WAV files of people talking about stuff.
02:27:49.000Do you think it's going to be that AR shit or the VR shit that you like to do?
02:27:53.000Yeah, well, I already see, just by numbers alone, that people are more watching YouTube videos and watching it on YouTube instead of audio-based things.
02:28:05.000It's, like, drastic in the last couple years.
02:28:07.000And I think it's just because everyone's phones have the speed now and the quality and stuff, and it's just easier to watch on video.
02:28:15.000I do think, though, the future is probably going to start when Apple releases their AR VR headset, which will probably be next year.
02:28:25.000And that's going to be like the podcast or the iPod when that came out.
02:28:30.000And people are going to be communicating so much using that.
02:29:42.000Like, you know, this thing we play, we have this place that we go to, and you can take the VR version of DMT, and it starts off, you start seeing trails, and you start having the Buddha come out of the ground with all these.
02:29:55.000And you're literally doing fake drugs in a fake world with, you know, it's so weird.
02:30:01.000Because your brain doesn't know the difference.
02:30:03.000Your brain's thinking you're tripping balls right now.
02:30:05.000Like, it's telling your brain, you're tripping and hallucinating.
02:30:11.000He said that he thinks they'll be able to recreate the DMT realm, and that in doing so with virtual reality, you will be able to experience the drug without having to take the drug, and that you'll have the exact same experience.
02:30:43.000And that was one of his big ones, that they would be able to recreate DMT to the point where you could see it in, like, a VR-type setup, and you would actually have the trip.
02:33:22.000The film, originally titled Lawnmower Man, Stephen King's Lawnmower Man, differed so much from the source material that King sued the filmmakers in 1992 to remove his name from the title.
02:33:34.000King stated that, in court documents, that the film bore no meaningful resemblance to his story.
02:35:28.000It's one of those movies that I watched it maybe a month ago, watched it, and I was so upset that I then turned around and watched the original one right after it, and the original one holds up everything so perfect about it that it didn't need to be remade, and then this one's just kind of like...
02:37:40.000But you know what's dope about it is it's like it's realistic enough You know, it's like really intricate animation, but you can do things with animation you can't do with people.
02:37:50.000And it is a goddamn comic book movie, ultimately.
02:37:53.000I wonder if they could do that with the Avengers and it would be better.
02:50:46.000I used to have that bit where I was like, if scientists from the future, or aliens, rather, if they were trying to study the human race, they would go, what happened to pubic hair?
02:51:56.000I wonder if a lot of disease and stuff went up after that, because, you know, the pubic hair is pretty much there to protect the vagina, like, filter it.
02:57:49.000If you think about how many things we've done to ourselves, we didn't really realize it was bad until it was too late.
02:57:56.000Like those women that used to work with radium, when they used to use radium paint, and they would lick their tongue, and they were all developing cancer.
02:58:17.000I got them because I had one and I was like, I could get them all on eBay.
02:58:21.000Bought them, been using them, found out that they were recalled because it had 10,000 times the amount of lead in the paint that's healthy or something.
03:05:29.000I don't know what he has, but uh, they're cool It's a way easier ride because that way you don't want to get sweaty The thing is like if you get all it's cold as shit in Iowa in November, right?
03:05:40.000So you get in there You do not want to be sweaty and then sit still because you'll fucking freeze your ass off It's not good for you, which is why people by the way wear wool clothing That's the secret.
03:05:52.000You get wet and sweaty with wool on, it maintains your body temperature.
03:06:53.000I have one that goes, I think, 40. I've got an advertised scooter that goes 60. Janus, I bought Janus a scooter and I didn't know it went 60. They have a professional scooter league now.
03:08:33.000My friend Dylan, he has a whole YouTube channel where all he does is he lives in a bus with solar and he just goes riding with a group of like 40 people throughout LA and different cities.
03:08:51.000And they're all on e-bikes, they're all on those one-wheels, they're all on these electric things, and they just roll around and just go through red lights and stuff like that.
03:15:35.000There's a book that I read way back in the Disney called Dead Doctors Don't Lie.
03:15:40.000This is this guy, Dr. Joel Wallach, and he was pointing out that, like, why is it that when animals, like, when you have a farm and your animals show, like, signs of diseases, you feed them minerals.
03:17:19.000That's what's pretty wild about filters.
03:17:21.000Like, they make filters with, like, sand and rocks, and you can take, like, nasty water and pour it through that filter, and it'll come out clear.
03:20:53.000That was a big party drug in the gay community that a lot of people were attributing to diminishing people's immune systems and wrecking your body and causing brain damage.
03:23:12.000Poppers are liquid substances that people sometimes inhale to experience euphoria or enhance sex.
03:23:18.000They were previously sold in glass vials that made a popping noise when crushed, hence the name.
03:23:24.000They belong to a class of chemicals called amyl nitrates which were once used to manage heart-related symptoms including angina or chest pain.
03:23:33.000While this kind of medical use still happens, it's not common.
03:23:37.000Today you usually find poppers in small plastic bottles in the United States.
03:23:43.000But selling them for non-prescribed consumption is illegal.
03:23:48.000As a result, many shops and online retailers market poppers as solvents, leather cleaner, nail polish remover, deodorizer, just like they used to do with bath salts.
03:24:29.000And vagina, making anal and vaginal sex more pleasurable.
03:24:34.000While poppers are often associated with gay men, people of all genders and sexualities, Brian, have used them recreationally since the 1960s.
03:24:47.000In addition to euphoria and muscle relaxation, poppers can also cause some less pleasant side effects, including headaches, particularly after use, dizziness, nausea, fainting, pressure in the sinuses, eyes are both...
03:24:59.000Is this the popper lobby that's putting this out?
03:25:31.000Remember, poppers lower your inhibition.
03:25:33.000That can cause you to do things you wouldn't normally do, like have sex without a barrier method to protect and reduce your risk of sexually transmitted diseases.
03:26:28.000I mean, if your immune system's fucked, you know, if you're taking poppers all the time, just jolting your whole system, control-alt-deleting your whole system and getting buttfucked.
03:28:44.000Those power-lefter guys, they're just trying to stack heavier and heavier and heavier weights all the time.
03:28:50.000So they're always trying to get to that state where they're just fucking...
03:28:53.000And when you watch them get psyched up for lifts, it's kind of crazy.
03:28:57.000I know a lot of people think it's silly because you're not involved in that culture.
03:29:02.000But one of the things that we learned when Jamie and I went to visit Louis Simmons, rest in peace to the great Louis Simmons, also out of Columbus, Ohio.
03:29:09.000We went to visit him and talked to him about powerlifting.
03:29:11.000You get a sense like, this isn't a game for these guys.
03:33:35.000I mean, obviously he's a bodybuilder, no question about it, but I think that's like a healthier look, a better look for a bodybuilder than the crazy size these guys put on now.
03:36:56.000The thing that I have problems with with my back is like I have a tiny fraction of what he has, which is From all the compression from all the years and a lot of it is like from jujitsu and stuff like that your discs get smushed and they start like getting really irritated and they poke into your nerves and that's where sciatic pain comes from and a lot of other weird neck pains that make your hands hurt all those guys fucked up necks and backs I have that shit Most people do.
03:38:09.000Meanwhile, you're like, no, I just like sleeping in it.
03:38:11.000No, and what's so funny, I never thought about it.
03:38:13.000I bought like 10 of them, and I've been trying them out in my review, all of them, and I said, you'll know what this means soon, and so everyone thought immediately.
03:38:51.000However, just because there's so much wrapping and stuff, because I always get neck problems, you could just pretty much sleep exactly how you want to, and you're not...
03:38:59.000You're not laying on your arm or something like that.
03:40:14.000I haven't had zero symptoms or my girlfriend though, which is weird.
03:40:18.000And I think it's like every other cold, right?
03:40:20.000If you get a light exposure to it, and you're doing real well at the time, like you're rested, and you have vitamins in your system, and it's a very mild exposure, maybe that's what these asymptomatic ones are for some people.
03:40:33.000It's like, you just barely got it, but you got enough to develop immunity, or some antibodies.
03:40:38.000I think it's all liquid IV. There's much liquid IV I have.
03:41:23.000There's another level to the way your body will feel if you're well-fed.
03:41:27.000And you have the right nutrients in your body.
03:41:29.000You do it for a sustained period of time.
03:41:31.000So your body has what it needs to sort of make everything work right.
03:41:34.000And there's so many people out there that are...
03:41:36.000And that's that book, the Joel Wallach book.
03:41:37.000He was talking about mineral deficiencies.
03:41:39.000And he was saying that when people are eating these vegetables and the things that they eat that they've always associated with having minerals, they don't have nearly the same amount of minerals they used to have, like back in the day.
03:41:48.000And then it's only going to get worse.
03:41:50.000And they think that now, we've Googled this, right?
03:41:53.000There's like 60 more seasons of U.S. topsoil left in farmlands that are heavily used.
03:45:36.000And you know what they're doing in Canada now?
03:45:38.000They're putting a warning label on ground beef.
03:45:42.000So if you buy ground beef, it's going to put a warning label on the level of saturated fat, and it's going to recommend you try a plant-based meat, because they're lower in saturated fats.
03:46:57.000It says it's proposed, and it doesn't mean it will be put on everything.
03:47:02.000Some foods will fall into the category.
03:47:04.000Right, but they're saying ground meat is one of those that falls in there, which is kind of crazy.
03:47:08.000Because there's a lot of hot topic, there's a lot of hot debate about whether or not ground meat is actually good for you, or meat is actually good for you, and that the problem is not the meat, the problem is all the other things that people eat with the meat.
03:47:21.000And there's people way more qualified than me to have this discussion.
03:47:36.000The new stuff that we haven't been eating as much is like all the fucking corn syrup, all the massive amounts of calories in one drink that you don't even know, like 680 fucking calories.
03:47:45.000All the different shit that we eat that has chemicals and preservatives.
03:50:45.000Like when we used to do shows and we would shake hands with everybody after the show and take pictures, dude, you probably shook thousands and thousands and thousands of hands over the years.
03:50:56.000And all that stuff got integrated into your system probably.
03:50:59.000That's what that fucking, the guy from Polyface Farms, Joel Salatin, he drinks out of the same water that the cows drink out of.
03:51:20.000If they're curious or if there's actually some sort of instinct that makes sense to expose yourself to as many things by touching things and putting them in your mouth.
03:51:28.000And your mother's supposed to be there to make sure you don't choke on bones and whatever else you're shoving in there, you know?
03:51:51.000It is the cornerstone of the Austin comedy scene, and I think it's a big factor in all of stand-up comedy because it's an amazing place for a showcase.
03:52:01.000For someone to go up, you can kill with one minute, and you get welcomed, and people applaud you, and they root for you, and they get excited when you come back.
03:52:09.000And you guys have launched a lot of people's stand-up comedy careers for that.
03:53:16.000You've pushed something that has been driving me crazy for so long on him is just using his notebook and you really got him over that.
03:53:24.000And it's so great to see because he has such a tendency to just read off his notebook, turn to the side, not even face the audience like he's having his own little...