The Joe Rogan Experience - July 26, 2022


Joe Rogan Experience #1847 - Theo Von


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours

Words per Minute

192.35878

Word Count

34,740

Sentence Count

3,786

Misogynist Sentences

140


Summary

In this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, the boys talk about cigars and other stuff, including the fact that the boys don't know whether or not they've ever smoked a cigar before. Also, they talk about the latest craze of carrying things around in your handbag, and the weird things people carry in their purses and bags. Joe also talks about his recent knee replacement surgery and how he feels about it, and why he thinks it's weird that women carry so much stuff in their bags. And, of course, they get into the weirdest thing that happens in the locker room, which is that people carry a lot of stuff in there, and it's not even a good thing! And, they also talk about what it's like to be a man in a woman's world, and how it's a weird thing to carry around a bag and carry around other stuff in your bag, and what it does to your balls and balls, and that you should be careful about what you carry in your purse and bag, because it might contain a little bit of jizz. Joe and the boys discuss this and much more, and then they finish it off with a story about how they're going to get into a fight about something they're not sure if they should or shouldn't carry anything in their bag, but it's going to be okay, because they don't really care, right? Thanks for listening to this episode, and don't forget to subscribe to the pod, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and subscribe to our Podcasts! or whatever you're listening to it's on your favorite streaming platform, and/or whatever else you listen to, and share it with your friends and/ or share it on your social media, and tell us what you think of it's cool, and we'll send us your thoughts about it on the pod... it's the funniest thing you've ever heard of us on the PodCast! and we're looking forward to hearing from you! the pod is amazing! Thank you so much love, Joe, it's amazing, bye! - Joe, Joe and Joe, again, Thank you, Joe! xoxo. - EJ and the crew, EJ & the boys. XOXO, Sarah, Caitlyn and the Crew, - Sarah, Rachael, Caitie, and Sarah, Mike, and John xx


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day!
00:00:12.000 How many times have you smoked this ago?
00:00:13.000 I don't know if I've smoked one before.
00:00:16.000 You open that again one more time, sorry.
00:00:18.000 Just pull it down.
00:00:20.000 Yeah, flip the top.
00:00:22.000 There you go.
00:00:23.000 And then pull that down.
00:00:24.000 There you go.
00:00:29.000 How would you not know whether or not you've smoked a cigar?
00:00:32.000 Well, I used to work at this business company.
00:00:33.000 I worked at this insurance company.
00:00:35.000 I did paperwork.
00:00:36.000 Not paperwork, but I, like, mailed papers for them.
00:00:40.000 And, like, mailings, I guess.
00:00:43.000 I guess that's paperwork.
00:00:45.000 Yeah.
00:00:45.000 And the man had a lot of nice cigars in there.
00:00:48.000 And you may or may not have smoked one.
00:00:50.000 I feel like he tried to teach you one time.
00:00:52.000 Oh, I feel my heart shutting.
00:00:55.000 Is that always like it is?
00:00:57.000 I don't know.
00:00:58.000 No, your heart doesn't shut.
00:01:00.000 I think it's the smelling salts.
00:01:03.000 We just tried a new batch of the smelling salts.
00:01:07.000 Last time I did smelling salts, first time was with you, right?
00:01:11.000 And we just got a new batch and it was way stronger.
00:01:16.000 Because we did one with Red Band and it was old.
00:01:18.000 It was the old ones.
00:01:19.000 And they get weak after a while.
00:01:21.000 But that one was a freshie.
00:01:23.000 Like we pulled the tab off the top and took a hit of it.
00:01:27.000 It just burned all my nostril hairs off.
00:01:29.000 Oh, man.
00:01:30.000 It felt like somebody was fucking playing Legend of Zelda in my lungs, brother.
00:01:34.000 Shit was fucking really...
00:01:36.000 It doesn't even hit your lungs.
00:01:39.000 I feel like it goes through just into everything else.
00:01:42.000 It does a lot.
00:01:43.000 Yeah, it does a lot.
00:01:44.000 Can I just tell you your hair looks fabulous?
00:01:45.000 Oh, thanks, man.
00:01:46.000 Really?
00:01:46.000 It looks fabulous.
00:01:47.000 Thanks, dude.
00:01:48.000 It's just full everything.
00:01:50.000 I just got some new hair done out of the back, put in the front.
00:01:53.000 How'd you do that?
00:01:55.000 Were you losing hair?
00:01:57.000 Surgery.
00:01:57.000 Yeah?
00:01:58.000 Were you losing?
00:01:59.000 I don't know if I was losing as much as I've been also getting paranoid and just trying to be preparatory, but I was having a lot of stress, too.
00:02:07.000 Oh.
00:02:08.000 Last year.
00:02:08.000 What were you having stress about?
00:02:10.000 Let me think.
00:02:12.000 Do you want to wear headphones or no?
00:02:14.000 Oh, yeah.
00:02:14.000 You want to put one on?
00:02:15.000 I didn't see you had yours on.
00:02:17.000 I feel like I'm alone here in headphone land.
00:02:20.000 Yeah, it is weird, huh?
00:02:21.000 It's like when you put a condom on and the other person's just still looking at their phone.
00:02:26.000 You're like, oh, this is weird.
00:02:28.000 And the person, I mean, is a woman, too.
00:02:30.000 Jesus Christ, you gotta tell everybody, huh?
00:02:33.000 Well, I was just saying.
00:02:36.000 I just had a crazy...
00:02:37.000 I had a trainer the other day, and it was a gay trainer, right?
00:02:40.000 And he had a purse with him the whole time.
00:02:42.000 And it just...
00:02:44.000 What's the difference between a purse and a large shoulder bag?
00:02:50.000 Okay, this one I would say had bejewels on it, you know.
00:02:52.000 Mmm, bejeweled.
00:02:54.000 So it had, yeah, you know, it looked like somebody had, um, it looked like something you'd find in Egypt, you know, if you were digging.
00:03:03.000 It was bedazzled.
00:03:04.000 If you were digging in a men's locker room, it looked like something you'd find in Egypt, baby.
00:03:08.000 You know what I'm talking about, baby.
00:03:10.000 The first thing is funny, right, because it's like purely a woman's accoutrement.
00:03:15.000 And it has always been that way.
00:03:18.000 But, like, why?
00:03:19.000 Like, backpacks.
00:03:20.000 Guys can wear backpacks.
00:03:21.000 Guys can have gym bags.
00:03:23.000 Guys can have all kinds of bags.
00:03:25.000 Yeah.
00:03:25.000 But not a purse.
00:03:26.000 But meanwhile, guys generally carry more shit than women do, right?
00:03:30.000 I guess not.
00:03:31.000 Women carry makeup and stuff.
00:03:32.000 And guys have their nuts, too, which is like in a little bag, kind of.
00:03:36.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:03:37.000 Good point.
00:03:38.000 So it's almost like your dick has like a little purse.
00:03:42.000 Or like a hand or something.
00:03:44.000 A little cum purse.
00:03:44.000 Yeah.
00:03:47.000 That's where you store jizz.
00:03:50.000 But what else?
00:03:51.000 Oh, yeah.
00:03:51.000 So I think, yeah, that's interesting.
00:03:53.000 I guess, yeah, I guess maybe since women carried more stuff.
00:03:56.000 I'm not sure.
00:03:57.000 Let me try this.
00:03:59.000 Is it out?
00:04:00.000 No.
00:04:02.000 I'm not sure.
00:04:03.000 I think it's lit, bro.
00:04:04.000 Just take a puff.
00:04:06.000 Deep in.
00:04:07.000 There you go.
00:04:07.000 Yeah, that sucker's lit.
00:04:09.000 Alright.
00:04:10.000 We just want to kind of like get it going.
00:04:16.000 Yeah, don't inhale.
00:04:18.000 Just kind of get it in your mouth.
00:04:19.000 And the nicotine will get into your bloodstream.
00:04:23.000 And then the conversation flows magically.
00:04:25.000 Yeah.
00:04:26.000 Did you ever smoke cigarettes?
00:04:28.000 Oh, yeah.
00:04:29.000 Yeah?
00:04:29.000 I used to smoke them, man.
00:04:30.000 One time I got so depressed, I'd been seeing this gal and she split up with me.
00:04:34.000 Damn.
00:04:35.000 And I smoked probably 33, 34 Newports in a row laying on a...
00:04:41.000 Futon?
00:04:43.000 No.
00:04:43.000 It's a...
00:04:44.000 What's like a floating chair?
00:04:45.000 It has like little things on the end, kind of.
00:04:47.000 You know what I'm talking about?
00:04:48.000 A floating chair?
00:04:49.000 The one you put in the pool?
00:04:50.000 No, it has like a couple people can sit on it, but it's like a...
00:04:53.000 It's like a couple chairs are together, like in a group.
00:04:57.000 And it has like chains.
00:04:58.000 You know what I'm talking about?
00:04:59.000 People put it on the porch.
00:05:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:05:00.000 Swing, porch swing.
00:05:01.000 Yeah, yeah, porch swing.
00:05:03.000 And you just drank, smoked Newports?
00:05:06.000 Tried to get over this lady?
00:05:07.000 Yeah, they just...
00:05:08.000 Yeah, they just...
00:05:08.000 I felt like it was helping my spirit.
00:05:11.000 What happened with her?
00:05:13.000 She caught me running around on her.
00:05:16.000 And I was doing it, too.
00:05:20.000 Well, women get upset about that.
00:05:22.000 Yeah, they do, huh?
00:05:24.000 They do.
00:05:24.000 Did you ever get busted for that ever in your life?
00:05:26.000 Oh, yeah.
00:05:27.000 Did you?
00:05:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:28.000 No.
00:05:28.000 Especially when I was younger.
00:05:31.000 Young, like, young, young.
00:05:32.000 But I busted a lot of girls, too.
00:05:34.000 One time, this is hilarious, I dated this girl when I was in high school.
00:05:38.000 And I used to have a job delivering newspapers.
00:05:41.000 I used to have to get up every morning, really early.
00:05:43.000 And I was getting up in the morning a lot of times on, like, Saturday and Sunday, when people were coming home.
00:05:49.000 And so I got up at, like, whatever it was, 4 or 5 in the morning.
00:05:53.000 I go outside, and this girl that I was dating is making out with this friend of mine.
00:05:57.000 In a car, right in front of my house.
00:05:59.000 Oh, why'd they drive over there to do it?
00:06:01.000 I don't, I think maybe...
00:06:04.000 Like a territorial thing?
00:06:05.000 No, she was friends with my sister, and I think they were probably all out partying, and they just wound up there, and they figured, fuck, no one's gonna be awake.
00:06:14.000 Damn, bro.
00:06:16.000 So I came outside, and I just slapped my hand on the hood of the car while they were making out, and looked at him, and went, ah!
00:06:24.000 I just drove off.
00:06:25.000 Damn, and you had to go due to work still?
00:06:27.000 Yeah, I was happy about it.
00:06:28.000 Oh, you were?
00:06:29.000 Yeah, it wasn't like...
00:06:32.000 It wasn't like a serious commitment to this lady, this young lady at the time.
00:06:37.000 Yeah.
00:06:37.000 It was just like, you know, we're just getting our freak on.
00:06:41.000 Yeah.
00:06:42.000 Just being naughty like that.
00:06:44.000 Yeah, I miss being, yeah, it was, I don't, I mean, I miss it.
00:06:47.000 I don't miss it, but it was fun whenever you were like, shit used to be so haywire when you were young.
00:06:52.000 It was like so much weird shit could go on, you know?
00:06:54.000 Well, you were wild.
00:06:55.000 Like, you'd only been making out with people for a couple of years.
00:06:58.000 Yeah, one time this guy I knew was having sex with this girl and like the rest of us were just kind of being lonely outside of his room.
00:07:08.000 And we went on the balcony.
00:07:12.000 We went on the balcony.
00:07:14.000 How many guys are outside of the room being lonely?
00:07:17.000 Three guys.
00:07:19.000 So one guy's in there getting his freak on and everybody else is outside.
00:07:24.000 And because of the sound, you feel so much fucking lonelier.
00:07:30.000 And we went outside on the balcony.
00:07:32.000 One guy was out there smoking a cigarette, and so then he starts listening to the sex through the window.
00:07:36.000 Then he comes back in, and he's like, you guys gotta come in here, you know?
00:07:39.000 Chucky's doing some work in here, you know what I'm saying?
00:07:42.000 It's worth coming out, you know?
00:07:44.000 It's almost like if you hear a good song, like, hey, hey, guys.
00:07:46.000 So we went out and the guy leaned too close on the window and fell right through the fucking pane glass, dude.
00:07:53.000 No.
00:07:53.000 Caught himself up and then all of a sudden it's all exposed and they're in there.
00:07:56.000 Oh my god.
00:07:58.000 Oh, it was freaking, I felt bad for everybody.
00:08:00.000 How was he leaning like that where he broke the window?
00:08:03.000 It was cheap windows.
00:08:04.000 It was a college apartment complex.
00:08:06.000 Oh.
00:08:06.000 Like probably single pane glass.
00:08:08.000 Right.
00:08:08.000 Everything in there was cheap because people just broke it all the time.
00:08:12.000 Can you imagine being a landlord for a bunch of college kids?
00:08:15.000 Never.
00:08:17.000 Imagine being a landlord today, because so many people, there was rent protection during the pandemic, and people are still like, nah, not paying.
00:08:24.000 Yeah.
00:08:25.000 Like, I know a guy who has not collected rent from this one person for three fucking years, and he's like, I can't get rid of them.
00:08:32.000 I don't know what to do.
00:08:33.000 I'm not making any money.
00:08:34.000 Like, I have to pay the mortgage, and I'm not making any money off of rent.
00:08:37.000 Right.
00:08:37.000 And then I can't rent it out to anybody else, and I can't get rid of them.
00:08:41.000 And the lady has a job.
00:08:42.000 The lady has a job.
00:08:43.000 She goes to work every day and won't pay rent.
00:08:46.000 Oh, she shouldn't do that.
00:08:48.000 No.
00:08:49.000 But there's, like, in Los Angeles, there's rent protection.
00:08:52.000 Oh, yeah.
00:08:53.000 I don't know if that's still in place.
00:08:54.000 Is that still in place?
00:08:55.000 Do you know?
00:08:57.000 There's a TV show about bad people that do renting.
00:09:00.000 There's also...
00:09:02.000 I saw a...
00:09:03.000 Oh, I had a tenant that stayed in an apartment that I had in New Orleans for two months and just didn't pay any rent.
00:09:09.000 Thankfully, it was only two months, but it was just nothing you could do.
00:09:13.000 By the time you have to go to this...
00:09:15.000 Did you own an apartment building?
00:09:17.000 Yeah.
00:09:17.000 Not a building.
00:09:18.000 One apartment.
00:09:19.000 Oh, really?
00:09:20.000 Yeah.
00:09:20.000 And you rented it out and they wouldn't pay rent?
00:09:22.000 Yeah.
00:09:23.000 Most people they have shame and like if you fuck with them and keep they They want to either get out of there or they just want to pay you and get it over with But some people are shameless and this lady that this guy I know is running out to is totally shameless was she um do you think she was doing like some type of Like secret work and she doesn't she didn't want like do you like what do you think the reason was?
00:09:50.000 I think she would like to spend her money on other things.
00:09:53.000 Yeah.
00:09:53.000 I think it's that simple.
00:09:54.000 I mean, who knows what kind of financial situation she's in, but she does have a job, and she goes to this job, apparently, according to him, and she just won't pay rent.
00:10:02.000 Like, when they put the rent protection thing on...
00:10:06.000 I don't know exactly...
00:10:07.000 I mean, I think the rent protection was supposed to be put in place for people that lost their job during the pandemic, so you wouldn't have a bunch of people just kicked out on the street.
00:10:15.000 Yeah, like a moratorium.
00:10:17.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:10:17.000 I mean, a lot of people were calling for that, and it made sense during the pandemic.
00:10:21.000 The problem with that stuff is, like, getting people to start back up again and pay.
00:10:25.000 Yeah, it's hard.
00:10:26.000 People don't want to do that.
00:10:27.000 Yeah, once you realize you can be somewhere without it, you just have to, like, have a tough conversation at the door once a month or twice a month, and I think some people are going to do that.
00:10:35.000 Well, that's a problem that a lot of people have with a lot of free money from the state.
00:10:39.000 That once you get it, you don't want to not get it anymore.
00:10:42.000 This was the argument against universal basic income.
00:10:45.000 Is that once you start getting that money, then you're like, why am I working?
00:10:49.000 Fuck working.
00:10:49.000 I'll just live off of that money.
00:10:51.000 That's it.
00:10:52.000 I'll make a little bit on the side here and there and never work again.
00:10:55.000 Yay.
00:10:56.000 Yeah, I remember we talked about that one time.
00:10:58.000 We were talking about universal basic income.
00:11:00.000 I wonder if I would like it or not.
00:11:02.000 Well, it'd be nice to have money where you don't have to think about food.
00:11:05.000 Right.
00:11:06.000 And don't have to think about rent.
00:11:07.000 That would be great.
00:11:08.000 If everybody just had their rent and their food taken care of.
00:11:10.000 The problem with that is, man, people need incentives.
00:11:15.000 It's very difficult to just motivate yourself if you've got your food and your rent taken care of and you tend towards laziness.
00:11:22.000 You don't have a history of discipline.
00:11:25.000 Especially now they've got all those weighted blankets, too.
00:11:27.000 Do you see that?
00:11:30.000 Can you believe that shit?
00:11:31.000 I could sleep on the fucking floor of a bus station.
00:11:34.000 I don't need a weighted blanket.
00:11:35.000 I'm always tired.
00:11:37.000 Dude, one time I was on this bus, man.
00:11:39.000 I used to go work at this farm in the summer.
00:11:41.000 And so I would take the bus up there to Greyhound.
00:11:45.000 And they had this dude on there, he's sitting on there next to me, and he's like, hey, you want to see something?
00:11:51.000 And I thought it was going to be his dick, you know?
00:11:53.000 Because, you know, it's a freaking Graham bus.
00:11:55.000 He says, yeah, you want to see something, it's either a human head or a dick.
00:12:01.000 He pulls a head out of a bag.
00:12:04.000 Either way, you're getting ahead, bro.
00:12:06.000 I said no the first couple times, but the trip got longer and I was like, alright, fuck it.
00:12:11.000 Yeah, I'll see it.
00:12:12.000 He opened up.
00:12:13.000 He had a bag of jewelry and a gun.
00:12:14.000 He had robbed a jewelry store before he got on the bus.
00:12:18.000 Jesus Christ.
00:12:18.000 Why'd you see it?
00:12:20.000 Yeah, I think he wanted to take some of the pressure off of him by sharing it with somebody else.
00:12:25.000 I think he's like, I got an accomplice or something.
00:12:30.000 Then he even said, we should get off at this next stop.
00:12:32.000 I'm like, I'm not in this shit.
00:12:34.000 He's going to throw the bag at you and call the cops.
00:12:37.000 I found him!
00:12:41.000 He might have had a good idea, maybe so.
00:12:43.000 Well, that's a lot of people that commit crimes like that.
00:12:46.000 They're kind of not that wired right.
00:12:48.000 They're kind of screwball.
00:12:50.000 Would you ever want to do a good crime?
00:12:51.000 I would want to do a good crime.
00:12:53.000 Like a crazy bank robbery.
00:12:55.000 Like a Lee Murray type bank robbery where you're wearing bulletproof armor and you come in storm blazing.
00:13:02.000 Like you're in a Guy Ritchie movie?
00:13:04.000 Yeah.
00:13:05.000 Get on the ground.
00:13:07.000 Everybody down.
00:13:08.000 Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
00:13:09.000 Shoot some rounds into the ceiling.
00:13:12.000 Yeah.
00:13:12.000 Shoot a chandelier off.
00:13:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:15.000 It comes crashing down.
00:13:16.000 Everybody screams.
00:13:17.000 Yeah.
00:13:18.000 If everybody listens, no one gets hurt!
00:13:22.000 Yeah.
00:13:24.000 Some ladies, and then some guy, some like 65-year-old guy, his cell phone rings and it's that bad to the bone ringtone and you just fucking shoot that phone.
00:13:34.000 I see some guy reaching under his waistband.
00:13:37.000 Don't be a fucking hero!
00:13:40.000 It's not your money!
00:13:43.000 I saw this video the other day where this guy is sitting getting his hair cut and he's getting his hair cut and this guy comes in and just shoots the dude cutting his hair.
00:13:52.000 Boom!
00:13:53.000 And he scrambles back and the guy with the gun says, get out!
00:13:56.000 Everybody get out!
00:13:57.000 And the guy who was getting his hair cut just reaches into his band, pulls out his gun and just empties his clip into this dude.
00:14:05.000 It was real?
00:14:06.000 Yeah, there's so many videos now.
00:14:08.000 I follow a lot of like...
00:14:11.000 Shootings.
00:14:12.000 It's like a lot of police posts.
00:14:14.000 They get these security cam footage.
00:14:18.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:19.000 Like shootouts and stuff like that.
00:14:20.000 A lot of them are in Mexico, too.
00:14:22.000 Oh, yeah.
00:14:23.000 Oh, yeah.
00:14:23.000 It's crazy over there.
00:14:25.000 Oh, it's crazy.
00:14:25.000 People shooting each other point blank and can't even hit each other either.
00:14:28.000 That's the craziest ones is when people are like right here.
00:14:31.000 Yeah.
00:14:32.000 You know?
00:14:32.000 Go follow Ed Manifesto on Instagram.
00:14:35.000 He's a dude that's been on the podcast a couple of times.
00:14:37.000 His name is Ed Calderon.
00:14:39.000 And he used to work for the Mexican government.
00:14:41.000 He used to be in, like, the anti-cartel, you know, whatever that is over there.
00:14:46.000 Yeah.
00:14:47.000 Whatever the force.
00:14:48.000 And he's got...
00:14:49.000 Yeah, this is the video.
00:14:49.000 Watch this.
00:14:51.000 Oh, man.
00:14:52.000 Here, play this, Jamie.
00:14:53.000 Oh, my goodness.
00:15:04.000 That's all real?
00:15:04.000 Yeah, that's all real.
00:15:05.000 That was an off-duty cop that was getting his hair cut.
00:15:08.000 Is that what it is?
00:15:08.000 That's what the article I found it in says.
00:15:10.000 Well, he's got perfect technique.
00:15:13.000 Crazy.
00:15:14.000 Speaking of that, that shooting that happened at the mall?
00:15:16.000 Yes.
00:15:16.000 You hear about that?
00:15:17.000 Yes, the shooting that happened at the mall.
00:15:20.000 This is one of those crazy situations where an armed good guy stopped a bad guy from killing a bunch of people.
00:15:28.000 This guy shows up at the mall, pulls out a gun, Kills two people.
00:15:34.000 And within seconds, this happens.
00:15:37.000 This guy reaches into his, pushes his girlfriend aside, reaches into his waist, pulls out his gun, and shoots at this guy from 40 yards away.
00:15:46.000 No.
00:15:46.000 Ten shots, hits him eight times.
00:15:48.000 Is that pretty far?
00:15:49.000 It's pretty far.
00:15:49.000 For a pistol, that's far.
00:15:51.000 That's far.
00:15:52.000 That's like a good shot with an arrow.
00:15:55.000 Like a bow and arrow.
00:15:56.000 It's 40 yards.
00:15:58.000 That's a fucking poke.
00:15:59.000 And for you to do this under pressure and to take a life, and he hit him eight times, he could shoot.
00:16:06.000 He's a 22-year-old man.
00:16:08.000 Of course, the NRA has jumped all over this, and they've said, you know, hey, this is one of those examples where a good guy with a gun kills a bad guy.
00:16:16.000 What you just saw is another one of those examples.
00:16:19.000 Yeah.
00:16:19.000 It does happen.
00:16:20.000 And the problem is people don't want to admit that that happens because it doesn't fit with their narrative.
00:16:25.000 This is one of the things that always happens when there's a hot topic, whether it's gun control or whatever it is, where you have a very specific idea of what you think the problem is and what you think the solution is.
00:16:37.000 And a lot of people think the problem is guns.
00:16:40.000 The solution is take all the guns.
00:16:42.000 And, you know, some people say no.
00:16:44.000 The solution is you should be armed and be prepared to take care of things.
00:16:49.000 If something goes wrong, you should be trained and you should be prepared to use your gun.
00:16:53.000 And in this case, that is the correct answer.
00:16:55.000 In this case.
00:16:56.000 I think that's the right angle he had.
00:16:59.000 Oh, is that a Jason's Deli?
00:17:00.000 Where the shooting was right there, the guy who got shot.
00:17:03.000 Yeah, so now...
00:17:04.000 Wow!
00:17:05.000 It depends entirely on whether or not this guy has a red dot.
00:17:11.000 And how much he's trained.
00:17:13.000 If he has a red dot, it's considerably easier to hit what you're aiming at.
00:17:17.000 Because a red dot, when you pull out a pistol...
00:17:20.000 Excuse me here.
00:17:22.000 I think that smelling salts fucked me up.
00:17:24.000 Really?
00:17:25.000 I like that.
00:17:26.000 Yeah, is it fucked you up too, Jamie?
00:17:27.000 I didn't go all the way...
00:17:28.000 I went all in.
00:17:30.000 I took the biggest, deepest whip, and it was immediately...
00:17:34.000 I was punished for that.
00:17:35.000 It felt heavier than normal.
00:17:36.000 It was way worse because it was just right when we pulled the seal off but anyway my whole throat is like confused but a red dot like when you draw and you have a red dot the red dot will show you exactly where that bullets gonna go and when it turns green is that when you shoot no no it's just red it stays red okay it's just it's just you know in place of the iron sights like the iron sights you have like oh yeah the little thing yeah the little thing and then in between it is like you put the the little That's on the end of the pistol and you line the two of them up
00:18:07.000 and you shoot.
00:18:07.000 With a red dot you don't have to do that.
00:18:09.000 You just pull it out and it's like a sight and in that sight there's a red dot.
00:18:14.000 Wherever that red dot is, that's where that bullet's going to go.
00:18:17.000 And how accurate is that?
00:18:18.000 How much times?
00:18:19.000 It depends entirely on whether or not you've sighted in the gun properly.
00:18:22.000 But if you've sighted in the gun properly, it's very accurate.
00:18:24.000 Especially if you have a really good gun, like a Staccato or a SIG or, you know, some top-end.
00:18:29.000 Glock, high-end gun.
00:18:31.000 So if this guy knew what he was doing, clearly he did.
00:18:33.000 If he hit that guy from 40 yards away eight times with ten shots, that fucking guy can shoot.
00:18:39.000 Damn.
00:18:40.000 That's like Steph Curry, really.
00:18:42.000 You know, it's like, for the dude who's the shooter, it's the wrong, like, worst case scenario.
00:18:47.000 You happen to be close enough where a guy who has a gun can immediately shoot you.
00:18:53.000 So this guy starts shooting, and I think it was within two minutes or something like that.
00:18:57.000 But how dangerous...
00:18:58.000 Something very quick where he starts shooting at a guy.
00:19:00.000 How dangerous to shoot across a food court, though?
00:19:02.000 Very dangerous.
00:19:04.000 Very dangerous.
00:19:04.000 You know?
00:19:06.000 But not as dangerous as letting this guy go.
00:19:08.000 Right.
00:19:09.000 You let this guy keep shooting people, he's probably going to shoot you next.
00:19:11.000 I mean, he's probably just going to shoot every body he can get a hold of.
00:19:15.000 So people always talk about like, oh, there shouldn't be any more guns, right?
00:19:19.000 Yeah.
00:19:19.000 But how would you ever achieve that based on kind of where we are?
00:19:25.000 You wouldn't.
00:19:27.000 You would have to go full totalitarian, where you'd have to break into everyone's homes and have a full account of all their possessions, and then even then, you wouldn't know what they have buried in their garage, buried in their backyard, buried in a storage unit somewhere.
00:19:40.000 You'd have to literally comb the earth.
00:19:42.000 There's more guns in this country than there are people.
00:19:45.000 Wow.
00:19:45.000 Yeah.
00:19:46.000 Like, a lot more.
00:19:47.000 That's unbelievable, man.
00:19:48.000 It's pretty crazy.
00:19:49.000 That means there's 320 million people in this country.
00:19:52.000 There's more than 320 million guns.
00:19:54.000 That's a lot of guns, son.
00:19:56.000 And they're making new ones every day.
00:19:58.000 Dang.
00:19:58.000 Every day, right now.
00:19:59.000 They're making guns.
00:20:02.000 I have two guns.
00:20:05.000 That's all you have?
00:20:06.000 Yeah.
00:20:06.000 How come you don't have more?
00:20:07.000 I would consider getting one more.
00:20:09.000 You would?
00:20:10.000 Mm-hmm.
00:20:10.000 I could talk you into it.
00:20:11.000 Yeah, you could.
00:20:13.000 What kind would you like?
00:20:13.000 A shotgun?
00:20:14.000 Like a home defense gun?
00:20:15.000 Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:16.000 I want something like that.
00:20:16.000 Shotgun's great, because you get a lot of things go flying at them.
00:20:20.000 Yeah, and shotgun, you might not kill them, too, huh?
00:20:24.000 Um...
00:20:24.000 Do they make a gun that you definitely can't kill someone, but you can, you know...
00:20:28.000 You don't want that.
00:20:29.000 You want something that could stop a person, because if a person's coming after you, you don't want something that stuns them and then they shoot you.
00:20:38.000 Yeah.
00:20:38.000 You know?
00:20:39.000 If you're in that position where you're forced to use what they would call lethal force, you want it to actually work, you know?
00:20:47.000 Everybody was always used to say that they would rather get stabbed than get gunned.
00:20:51.000 Oh, they're crazy.
00:20:52.000 But yeah, and then recently I heard, yeah, you should get shot.
00:20:56.000 If somebody's like, hey, I'm going to shoot you or stab you, say, hey, shoot me.
00:20:59.000 Yeah, well, it depends on where they shoot you and where they stab you.
00:21:01.000 If they stab you in the top of the head, you're probably going to be okay.
00:21:05.000 Unless you're on The Walking Dead.
00:21:06.000 Those guns, like those knives in The Walking Dead, they go right in your head.
00:21:09.000 Yeah.
00:21:10.000 You ever notice that?
00:21:11.000 You know how hard it is to stab someone in the fucking skull and go right through their skull into their brain?
00:21:15.000 It would be hard, huh?
00:21:16.000 Yeah, unless you get them in the temple, it's difficult.
00:21:18.000 But in The Walking Dead, they're just...
00:21:19.000 It's like they're made out of goo.
00:21:22.000 Yeah.
00:21:23.000 Do you still watch it?
00:21:24.000 No.
00:21:25.000 No, it's terrible.
00:21:26.000 And then also in The Walking Dead, the arrows don't go through the head, which is crazy.
00:21:30.000 Yeah, they just get stuck.
00:21:31.000 They just get stuck.
00:21:32.000 It probably just seems more exciting.
00:21:35.000 Yeah, I mean, it's just special effects.
00:21:37.000 But also, the arrows have field tips.
00:21:39.000 They're not even using broadheads.
00:21:41.000 They're using, like, target tips.
00:21:43.000 Oh, I don't know that much about arrows.
00:21:45.000 Yeah, if you look at an arrow, like in The Walking Dead, the tips, they don't have like a big broad head, like a big cutting edge.
00:21:52.000 They have a point, just a little pointy point.
00:21:54.000 That's enough to kill the zombie.
00:21:56.000 And then you gotta pull the arrow out, and that's fucking stupid.
00:21:59.000 Yeah, I'm trying to think if a zombie was coming at me and I didn't have a weapon, what I would use.
00:22:04.000 I guess I would probably, because I think if they bite you, then you're done.
00:22:08.000 That's the whole problem.
00:22:09.000 You'd have to probably outrun them or try and get them dizzy, you know?
00:22:14.000 What do you think would get a zombie dizzy?
00:22:17.000 I think a lot of cutbacks, probably.
00:22:19.000 A lot of, you know, 180s, 720s.
00:22:23.000 My favorite person in The Walking Dead was the lady with the samurai sword.
00:22:27.000 She fucked everybody up.
00:22:29.000 Yeah, they have a new spinoff, actually.
00:22:31.000 Is it just her?
00:22:32.000 And I think it's her and someone else.
00:22:34.000 Yeah, she had the dreadlocks.
00:22:35.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:36.000 After a while, though, like, how many zombies can you watch get killed?
00:22:39.000 Like, enough.
00:22:41.000 Yeah, it's almost weird if people are still watching it.
00:22:44.000 If you're like a big fan, this new season is my favorite.
00:22:50.000 I think it's better now than ever.
00:22:52.000 You know, because it's like we've gotten over just killing zombies all day, and then it started getting scary again.
00:23:01.000 Dude, and none of the zombies, I wish they could cut away every now and then some of the zombies trying to fuck on the side.
00:23:07.000 You think zombies fucking make new zombies?
00:23:08.000 Bro, come on.
00:23:09.000 If you're a zombie, dude, you know there's some cool-ass zombies over on the side trying to get some of that fucking zompuss, bro.
00:23:18.000 I feel like it would be real easy to kill all the zombies.
00:23:21.000 I don't think that it would be the kind of epidemic that they claim in those shows.
00:23:25.000 They move slow.
00:23:26.000 Okay, so they move slow, but they just keep coming back, man.
00:23:32.000 Yeah, but like if zombies are coming to Texas, they're gonna get gunned down.
00:23:36.000 Okay.
00:23:37.000 They're not gonna make it.
00:23:38.000 But what about at nighttime when people who are out there shooting start to get tired and they gotta rest?
00:23:42.000 They go inside.
00:23:44.000 Zombies are clawing at the door.
00:23:45.000 They can't even figure out doorknobs.
00:23:46.000 They're idiots.
00:23:48.000 I need to take a break.
00:23:52.000 I'm going to take a break.
00:23:52.000 I'm going to shut this door.
00:23:53.000 Take a nap on the kitchen floor.
00:23:56.000 They're clawing at the doors.
00:24:00.000 They wake up, brew some coffee, reload.
00:24:04.000 Get out there.
00:24:05.000 Boom, boom, boom.
00:24:08.000 Clean your porch off.
00:24:10.000 Dude, you're right.
00:24:11.000 Zombies are fucking idiots, right?
00:24:12.000 They're idiots.
00:24:13.000 The Scary Zombies 28 Days Later.
00:24:15.000 Those are the scariest.
00:24:16.000 Did you ever see that movie?
00:24:18.000 I don't think I've seen that.
00:24:19.000 Best zombie movie of all time.
00:24:22.000 Unquestionably.
00:24:23.000 Hands down.
00:24:24.000 Number one.
00:24:25.000 What about Bram Stoker's Dracula?
00:24:27.000 Do you remember that movie?
00:24:28.000 Fuck yeah.
00:24:29.000 Fuck yeah.
00:24:30.000 So fucking good, dude.
00:24:31.000 Fuck yeah.
00:24:32.000 That was a good movie, man.
00:24:34.000 That was the best movie.
00:24:35.000 God, it was good.
00:24:36.000 Best vampire movie, rather.
00:24:38.000 That was really good.
00:24:39.000 Remember how scared you used to get when you were a kid?
00:24:41.000 Did you ever get fucking really scared?
00:24:43.000 Oh, yeah, man.
00:24:45.000 Yeah, little kids are vulnerable.
00:24:47.000 You think vampires might be real.
00:24:49.000 Maybe people don't know.
00:24:50.000 Especially when we were kids, there was no fucking internet.
00:24:52.000 Yeah.
00:24:53.000 You just ask somebody.
00:24:54.000 If they were dumb, then you were dumb.
00:24:56.000 People would tell you the ghosts were real, Bigfoot's real, everything.
00:24:59.000 Yeah.
00:25:01.000 Gary Oldman was the best Dracula.
00:25:03.000 He was good in that Bram Stoker's Dracula.
00:25:05.000 He was good.
00:25:06.000 He played old Dracula, remember?
00:25:08.000 He played Dracula with the white crazy hair and the wig.
00:25:11.000 Let me think.
00:25:12.000 Can we see an image of it?
00:25:13.000 Yeah, he was a bunch of different ages in that movie.
00:25:17.000 Because depending on how much blood he got, if he got the good blood, he would come back to life again.
00:25:23.000 He got more young.
00:25:24.000 Yeah, do you remember?
00:25:25.000 Fuck yeah.
00:25:26.000 There was a scene where he was like very, very old.
00:25:30.000 And he met Keanu Reeves.
00:25:32.000 Remember?
00:25:33.000 I don't remember that good at the moment.
00:25:35.000 Like something happened.
00:25:36.000 I think he was shaving.
00:25:38.000 Oh yeah, he cut himself.
00:25:40.000 Yeah, he cut himself.
00:25:42.000 Yeah.
00:25:43.000 And then he was helping him shave, wasn't he?
00:25:45.000 Shaving him.
00:25:46.000 And then Gary Oldman licks the blade.
00:25:49.000 Yeah.
00:25:50.000 Ugh.
00:25:52.000 See if you can find that scene.
00:25:54.000 Old Dracula.
00:25:55.000 Because he was old Dracula and then he was young Dracula and Winona Ryder fell in love with him.
00:25:59.000 She was beautiful.
00:26:00.000 Oh, she was so hot.
00:26:01.000 Isn't that amazing, though, that women in these shows and movies like Twilight, they fall in love with vampires.
00:26:08.000 Like, what?
00:26:10.000 Psychologically.
00:26:11.000 What's going on?
00:26:12.000 There he is.
00:26:12.000 See how old he was?
00:26:13.000 Yeah.
00:26:13.000 This is old Dracula.
00:26:14.000 Let me hear his voice.
00:26:16.000 Look at his hair, too.
00:26:17.000 Vampires, baby.
00:26:18.000 Happiness you bring.
00:26:19.000 Count Dracula...
00:26:21.000 I am Drahpul.
00:26:25.000 And I bid you welcome, Mr. Hargut.
00:26:32.000 Blood gays, they call them a lot of people.
00:26:34.000 Blood gays?
00:26:35.000 Vampires.
00:26:36.000 Look how they used to have to...
00:26:38.000 Oh, he fucked up.
00:26:39.000 He walked in.
00:26:40.000 Oh, you didn't see a shadow, though.
00:26:42.000 Exactly.
00:26:43.000 But it's also, you walked in.
00:26:45.000 You're not supposed to walk in.
00:26:46.000 When they invite you, or if you invite them in your house, you're fucked.
00:26:50.000 You...
00:26:50.000 Yes.
00:26:51.000 Oh.
00:26:55.000 It is...
00:26:57.000 Dude, is this a Hampton Inn in Memphis?
00:26:59.000 This shit looks insane, bro!
00:27:03.000 What was he mad about?
00:27:05.000 Back it up so he can hear what he's mad at him for.
00:27:12.000 The relationship was not entirely successful.
00:27:20.000 Oh, yes.
00:27:33.000 Draculs have a right to be proud.
00:27:35.000 What devil or witch was ever so great as Attila whose blood flows in these veins?
00:27:44.000 Okay.
00:27:45.000 Interesting.
00:27:46.000 Okay.
00:27:46.000 It didn't seem so good.
00:27:48.000 You know, when I saw it in the movies, it was pretty fucking good.
00:27:52.000 But right there in that clip, I feel like many times on this show, I've said, man, there's a scene, you've got to see the scene.
00:27:58.000 You watch the scene, you're like, that scene kind of sucks.
00:28:00.000 Yeah.
00:28:00.000 That happens more often than not, right?
00:28:03.000 Yeah.
00:28:04.000 It's more than you would think it would be because it's at least 50-50 probably.
00:28:08.000 Like, oh, fuck, that's stupid.
00:28:09.000 Well, how old is that movie, too?
00:28:11.000 92. 92. Did you think it was going to be bad, James?
00:28:13.000 Whenever he said, let's watch this scene, did you think it was going to be a bad one or did you have any pre-thought on it?
00:28:17.000 I don't remember that movie.
00:28:18.000 I don't think I've even seen that movie, so I have no idea.
00:28:20.000 Dude, I think women like vampires because, first of all, they offer that live forever.
00:28:25.000 So women want to live forever.
00:28:26.000 They want to be young forever.
00:28:27.000 They want to be immortalized in like a young space.
00:28:30.000 Yeah, and maybe the dude would do the dirty work and they'll just profit off of it.
00:28:34.000 Beauty sleep.
00:28:35.000 Yeah, you get that beauty sleep in a coffin, you fucking sleep sleep.
00:28:39.000 Nice castles.
00:28:40.000 And then you rise like this.
00:28:42.000 Yeah.
00:28:44.000 Look at this, we're known to ride her.
00:28:45.000 Dang, I'd ride her, dog.
00:28:48.000 No wonder why Johnny got that tattoo.
00:28:50.000 Oh.
00:28:51.000 So this is like young Dracula.
00:28:53.000 See, he got the dark, dark hair.
00:28:55.000 But she weighs only...
00:28:56.000 Look, she must weigh 90 pounds.
00:28:57.000 This is the kind of stuff that's too much, man.
00:29:00.000 What?
00:29:00.000 You don't like small people?
00:29:01.000 That's too...
00:29:02.000 You can't be that light.
00:29:04.000 Well, I don't know how big...
00:29:06.000 Actually, I met Gary Oldman once.
00:29:07.000 I met him at a store.
00:29:09.000 I didn't meet him.
00:29:10.000 I saw him.
00:29:11.000 I was standing in his presence at a store.
00:29:12.000 It's Pete Davidson.
00:29:13.000 He's not a big guy.
00:29:15.000 Really?
00:29:16.000 No, he's not big.
00:29:18.000 Um, so yeah, she probably is really tiny.
00:29:22.000 Was there ever a movie- Look at him there.
00:29:24.000 Oh, look at that.
00:29:26.000 Let me hear his voice.
00:29:43.000 He's crossed oceans of time to find her.
00:29:45.000 Wow, that's romantic.
00:29:46.000 He's thinking of biting her, but he doesn't want to bite her.
00:29:48.000 Look, he turns away.
00:29:49.000 I don't want to do this.
00:29:50.000 Oh, his eyes are red.
00:29:51.000 He doesn't want to turn her.
00:29:53.000 He turns into a werewolf in this movie, too.
00:29:55.000 Oh, the fangs are gonna come out.
00:29:56.000 Why does he want to turn her?
00:29:58.000 Because he just doesn't want to do it, but he's got to!
00:30:01.000 God damn it!
00:30:03.000 But he won't.
00:30:04.000 Not yet.
00:30:05.000 I won't.
00:30:06.000 I won't.
00:30:10.000 Oh, the wolf left him.
00:30:15.000 He's got willpower.
00:30:18.000 That wolf just bit some thot outside, you heard it?
00:30:22.000 It turns into a vampire.
00:30:25.000 Can you see that?
00:30:25.000 Sure!
00:30:28.000 Oh, wait a minute.
00:30:29.000 Back it up a little bit.
00:30:30.000 Back it up a little bit.
00:30:34.000 So they come in.
00:30:35.000 So he's hugging her.
00:30:37.000 He loves her.
00:30:37.000 He's so sad.
00:30:41.000 Oh, he's biting her.
00:30:43.000 Then they come in.
00:30:50.000 She's been bit.
00:31:02.000 Damn.
00:31:05.000 Satan was the biggest enemy back then.
00:31:07.000 Yeah, the fucking crucifix didn't even work on him.
00:31:10.000 Look at that.
00:31:18.000 That's Anthony Hopkins.
00:31:20.000 So he must have...
00:31:21.000 What has he got in that glass he's holding up?
00:31:23.000 Is that holy water?
00:31:25.000 Yes.
00:31:32.000 I forgot about this scene.
00:31:34.000 Look, that guy is holding up a fucking gin and tonic towards him.
00:31:37.000 Oh, he threw the water at him.
00:31:39.000 Holy water.
00:31:41.000 Keanu Reeves already has white hair.
00:31:43.000 He's been freaking out.
00:31:45.000 It's the same defense for an exorcism, it seems like, right?
00:31:48.000 Holy water?
00:31:49.000 I mean, just get a couple grease and yell at it.
00:31:52.000 Look at that.
00:31:54.000 She was mad that he's shooting.
00:31:56.000 I would have to get her...
00:31:58.000 just cut her out of my life.
00:32:02.000 Oh, we turned into a bunch of rats.
00:32:05.000 Gang, gang.
00:32:07.000 No one's even stomping the rats.
00:32:12.000 She's got blood pouring out of her mouth.
00:32:15.000 I wonder if there was a lot of, uh, I wonder if back then there was, if, um, if, like, people were more sexually active back then, you think?
00:32:27.000 Um...
00:32:27.000 In the past?
00:32:28.000 Well, they probably fucked a lot more because they didn't live very long.
00:32:36.000 Mm-hmm.
00:32:37.000 Right?
00:32:37.000 They probably just fucked whenever they could.
00:32:39.000 What a pickup line.
00:32:40.000 We're not gonna make it.
00:32:42.000 Yeah.
00:32:43.000 Let's just have a couple glasses of wine.
00:32:47.000 Yeah, like, hey, babe, the median age around here is 27. We gotta fucking hammer it down.
00:32:52.000 But a lot of that was because people died young.
00:32:55.000 It was a lot of infant mortality.
00:32:57.000 That was a big issue.
00:32:59.000 When you look at the actual age that people died back then, some people lived to be a ripe old age, but it was pretty rare.
00:33:05.000 And a lot of infants, I guess a lot of infants just weren't that powerful, or what was the deal with it?
00:33:11.000 But they didn't have medicine.
00:33:13.000 So if they got sick, they died.
00:33:15.000 You know, or if, you know, a lot of women died during childbirth because there was complications.
00:33:21.000 You know, now they save so many more people.
00:33:24.000 Do you think we're supposed to be living as long as we are, or do you think, like, Mother Nature's like, oh, fuck, these people are hanging out too long?
00:33:30.000 I don't think there's no supposed to.
00:33:32.000 I think if biologically we're supposed to live to be roughly a hundred years, if everything goes great, if everything goes perfectly, you'll live to be about a hundred years.
00:33:42.000 But I think that with modern science and our understanding of genes and hormones and, you know, telomeres and all the different anti-aging technologies they're working on right now, we're probably right now talking to people that are going to live to be 150 years old.
00:33:58.000 Damn.
00:33:58.000 Yeah, I think, like, you're seeing people today, like, if you meet a guy and he's 30 years old today, that guy's probably gonna live to be 150. That's crazy!
00:34:07.000 Well, people live to be 120. That's a rare thing, but there's been some women that have made it to, like, 120. A lot of Chinese and Japanese people, too, as well.
00:34:17.000 I think because their body's smaller and it doesn't have to, like, the blood doesn't have to go as far.
00:34:22.000 That is true, believe it or not.
00:34:24.000 Basketball players die young, for the most part.
00:34:27.000 But some of them, like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is still up and kicking, and he's up there.
00:34:36.000 Bill Russell is as well?
00:34:38.000 Yeah, but they die.
00:34:39.000 It's weird, because I'll get so jealous of a basketball player, but then I don't get that jealous when I remember that stat.
00:34:45.000 They live fast, die hard.
00:34:48.000 Wow, he's 88. That's amazing.
00:34:51.000 Louisiana, too.
00:34:52.000 That's awesome.
00:34:52.000 And he's 6'10".
00:34:54.000 So that throws that into the monkey wrench, into those gears.
00:34:58.000 Because that was always the theory, that the really tall guys, they would have heart attacks.
00:35:02.000 But if you think about the ideas that your heart has to pump, If you're a six foot eight person, your heart has to pump through all that limbs and all the way down to your feet and all the way back up and it's just more complicated.
00:35:18.000 That's why they don't let really tall people like that be fighter pilots.
00:35:23.000 Because what could happen if they have a hard, like a...
00:35:26.000 The G-Force.
00:35:27.000 With the G-Force, you want to be more compact to be able to fight off the G-Force.
00:35:31.000 Oh, dang.
00:35:32.000 Because as the blood, like, pushes out, like, the G-Forces literally force the blood out and make you black out.
00:35:38.000 So to stop the G-Forces from making you black out, you've got to do a thing called hooking.
00:35:42.000 Where the fighter pilots, I flew with the Blue Angels once, and they hold on to this yoke, the steering thing.
00:35:50.000 And while they're holding on to it, they're going like this.
00:35:53.000 And they're doing that when they hit high Gs.
00:35:55.000 And what they're doing is they're forcing blood into their head.
00:35:58.000 Dang.
00:36:01.000 Yeah.
00:36:02.000 They're making that sound.
00:36:06.000 It's wild.
00:36:07.000 And I guess the taller you get and the longer your limbs are, the more difficult that is to do.
00:36:13.000 Damn.
00:36:14.000 It's interesting how certain people are really built for certain things, you know?
00:36:18.000 Sure.
00:36:18.000 That's really, really interesting.
00:36:19.000 Some people are built to be jockeys.
00:36:21.000 Yeah.
00:36:21.000 I met a nice jockey one time.
00:36:23.000 I think Mario is his name.
00:36:25.000 Yeah?
00:36:26.000 Yeah.
00:36:27.000 Gutierrez, I think, is his last name.
00:36:28.000 And he's...
00:36:29.000 And yeah, when you see those guys, they don't even like to eat a lot of special meals or anything.
00:36:34.000 They like to keep it real.
00:36:35.000 They have to keep it real light.
00:36:36.000 Yeah.
00:36:36.000 Because if you're like five pounds overweight, that's five more pounds that horse has to ride.
00:36:40.000 Yeah.
00:36:41.000 You gotta be light to be a jockey.
00:36:42.000 I met a dude who was a jockey.
00:36:44.000 He used to come to the Comedy Store.
00:36:45.000 He was real small.
00:36:46.000 And, you know, he would diet and cut weight for races.
00:36:50.000 Like, they'd try to get as light as possible for a race.
00:36:54.000 Which makes sense.
00:36:55.000 Do you miss it?
00:36:57.000 Do you miss the Comedy Store?
00:36:58.000 Yeah, sure.
00:36:59.000 Yeah.
00:36:59.000 I miss the camaraderie.
00:37:01.000 I miss the fun hangs.
00:37:02.000 Like, we used to hang out in the back bar and hang out in the green room.
00:37:06.000 And hang out in the parking lot.
00:37:07.000 That's the fun I miss out of the comic store.
00:37:09.000 But we have that in Austin.
00:37:11.000 You know, the Austin hang is amazing.
00:37:13.000 It's amazing here.
00:37:14.000 You know?
00:37:14.000 Yeah, I was talking to Adam Iggy yesterday.
00:37:15.000 He said you guys were hanging out.
00:37:17.000 I gotta show you the club.
00:37:18.000 Oh, yeah, huh?
00:37:20.000 We can't talk too much about it, but I'll show you some shit later.
00:37:23.000 Yeah, I'm excited.
00:37:23.000 That's cool, man.
00:37:25.000 Yeah, it's gonna be wild.
00:37:26.000 How many days are you in town for?
00:37:27.000 I think until Thursday or Friday.
00:37:29.000 Okay.
00:37:29.000 I can stay either one.
00:37:30.000 So I know I'm going to do, yeah, I think we're going to do a show Wednesday.
00:37:34.000 Yeah, we can do it tomorrow too if you want.
00:37:37.000 Okay.
00:37:38.000 Yeah, I'm around.
00:37:39.000 Okay.
00:37:40.000 Well, tomorrow, during the day, I'll take you to the club.
00:37:41.000 Oh, yeah.
00:37:42.000 Because it's in mid-construction right now.
00:37:44.000 It's wild.
00:37:46.000 Are you nervous about it?
00:37:47.000 No.
00:37:47.000 I'm excited.
00:37:48.000 That's cool.
00:37:49.000 I'm real excited.
00:37:50.000 Yeah.
00:37:50.000 It's fun.
00:37:51.000 But just like the way it is right now, if nothing changed, if we didn't have another club, if what we had now was all we have forever, it's great.
00:37:59.000 It's still good.
00:38:00.000 The Vulcan is amazing.
00:38:01.000 Can I get that lighter?
00:38:01.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:38:02.000 The Vulcan's amazing, man.
00:38:03.000 We're having so much fun.
00:38:04.000 We did a show last night.
00:38:06.000 Sold-out show last night.
00:38:07.000 We do them all the time.
00:38:08.000 Yeah, I thought about coming through, but instead I decided to get some sleep.
00:38:13.000 I went to a trainer this morning.
00:38:15.000 Dude, I've been feeling a lot better since I started going to a trainer.
00:38:20.000 Is this trainer with the purse?
00:38:22.000 Is this a new one that you just tried?
00:38:23.000 This was one that I tried in this area.
00:38:26.000 Yeah.
00:38:26.000 How did you get hooked up with them?
00:38:27.000 Just on the internet.
00:38:29.000 Craigslist?
00:38:29.000 No.
00:38:32.000 I got an assistant lady that helps me out.
00:38:34.000 She set it up.
00:38:35.000 Okay.
00:38:36.000 You got an assistant, huh?
00:38:37.000 Just for some, like, just scheduling stuff.
00:38:39.000 Makes things easier.
00:38:40.000 I decided to take more pressure off myself.
00:38:41.000 Yeah, I'm going to use this match, though.
00:38:42.000 I don't like that.
00:38:43.000 You don't like the lighter?
00:38:44.000 It's too much.
00:38:45.000 Too much.
00:38:46.000 Just too hardcore.
00:38:47.000 Yeah.
00:38:49.000 Yeah, I don't have like an assistant.
00:38:50.000 Like, I don't have like somebody who's like a...
00:38:52.000 Waiting on your hand and foot.
00:38:53.000 Yeah, I don't have like a maid or anything.
00:38:55.000 I just have somebody that helps schedule stuff and put it into the calendar, you know?
00:38:59.000 So, some stuff like that makes it easier on me.
00:39:02.000 Sure.
00:39:04.000 So yeah, I've been just scaling back a little bit more.
00:39:06.000 Yeah?
00:39:06.000 Taking it easy.
00:39:07.000 I got a trainer.
00:39:08.000 And man, I've been feeling so much better.
00:39:10.000 You look good.
00:39:10.000 Thanks, man.
00:39:11.000 Yeah, you look healthy.
00:39:12.000 I feel so much better even the last time I was here.
00:39:14.000 Really?
00:39:15.000 Oh, man.
00:39:15.000 What's the difference?
00:39:17.000 For one, it's the training.
00:39:18.000 Yeah?
00:39:18.000 Yeah.
00:39:19.000 Oh, that's nice.
00:39:19.000 I mean, it's like, because for 20 years I was like a meathead, you know?
00:39:23.000 I was like, you know, I used to do the steroids and everything, dude.
00:39:27.000 You know, we used to, you know, we used to, you know, I used to be into it.
00:39:31.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:39:31.000 Right.
00:39:32.000 Fucking, you know.
00:39:34.000 Yeah.
00:39:34.000 Let me hear a grr.
00:39:35.000 Grr!
00:39:36.000 That's real.
00:39:37.000 I'll sweat on your fucking children.
00:39:39.000 Whoa.
00:39:40.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:39:40.000 Like, that's who I was, bro.
00:39:42.000 You know what I'm saying, dude?
00:39:45.000 I'll fucking eat one of my own hands, dude.
00:39:47.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:39:47.000 Like, that's who I was, bro.
00:39:48.000 You were crazy.
00:39:49.000 Oh, yeah.
00:39:50.000 I was just...
00:39:50.000 You know, I liked it.
00:39:52.000 And so I think it just kept me more in my body and more stuff like that.
00:39:56.000 And so then whenever work got busy, I didn't...
00:39:59.000 That was one of the first things to really kind of go.
00:40:01.000 I didn't realize it was going, but it was just...
00:40:04.000 I was just too, it was, things were too hectic.
00:40:06.000 Too caught up with the career.
00:40:08.000 Yeah.
00:40:08.000 Yeah.
00:40:09.000 Well, that's a thing about, you know, career stuff.
00:40:12.000 And that's also a thing about Hollywood.
00:40:14.000 Do you like living in Nashville?
00:40:17.000 Yeah, I like it.
00:40:18.000 Are you enjoying it?
00:40:18.000 Right now I'm training with a guy named Jeremy and Curtis.
00:40:21.000 Don't you hold onto that lighter.
00:40:22.000 Okay.
00:40:23.000 Because it's going to burn your fingers.
00:40:24.000 I'm watching.
00:40:24.000 I'm like, how long before he says yikes?
00:40:29.000 It's tough when you get like a little lighter and you got to do a cigar because right now you're right at the nail.
00:40:33.000 Ooh, good timing.
00:40:34.000 Praise the Lord, bro.
00:40:35.000 You nailed it.
00:40:35.000 I burned my sister once when we were doing fireworks and there's nothing like that that's ever going to happen to our family again.
00:40:40.000 Yeah?
00:40:41.000 You're done, huh?
00:40:42.000 Done with getting burned?
00:40:43.000 Done with people at my family getting burned.
00:40:47.000 But, uh, so that's been really helping, man.
00:40:49.000 I go in there, and there's, like, pro athletes in there and stuff that train, and so it's like, and there's, like, kids in there in this place that train, so there's, like, this all, it's just, like, a lot of good energy.
00:40:58.000 Where'd you go?
00:40:59.000 I go to this place called Lipscomb Academy in the morning.
00:41:02.000 Okay.
00:41:03.000 And so there's just like a lot of fun energy in there.
00:41:05.000 And yeah, man, it just started to, it started to change.
00:41:09.000 And then I even been doing a ice bath.
00:41:11.000 It's not as low as yours.
00:41:13.000 But I've just been doing like, I've just taken more time to take care of myself.
00:41:17.000 That's great.
00:41:18.000 You know, I got so busy.
00:41:20.000 I just got, I got scared that my work was, you know, I don't know, a lot of things happened.
00:41:23.000 I got kind of scared, you know.
00:41:25.000 That happens to people when things start going well.
00:41:27.000 You start thinking, oh my god, what if it stops going well?
00:41:29.000 What if it all falls apart?
00:41:31.000 That can be a real mindfuck.
00:41:34.000 It fucked me.
00:41:35.000 It can be a real mindfuck.
00:41:36.000 It was a real...
00:41:37.000 I mean, it was a raper.
00:41:39.000 What caused it?
00:41:41.000 Was it like...
00:41:42.000 Were you worried about ticket sales?
00:41:45.000 Were you worried about coming up with new material?
00:41:47.000 Were you worried about TV stuff?
00:41:49.000 What were you worried about?
00:41:51.000 Let me think.
00:41:52.000 So, I think...
00:41:54.000 I thought that whenever I achieved some success, and we might have talked about this a little bit, that I was gonna, everything was gonna feel, any uncomfortable feelings I had, I thought all that would be, everything would be great.
00:42:07.000 I thought like once I achieved some success Then it would solve everything else and it didn't really solve anything I just was kind of successful and now I had a lot of responsibilities and you still have the same problems in your mind, right?
00:42:20.000 Yeah, that's the thing is like people think that and that shook me success is gonna make you happy It can actually make you less happy because you get stressed out about it.
00:42:28.000 That's what happened.
00:42:29.000 And there's a lot of pressure.
00:42:30.000 Yeah.
00:42:31.000 Especially our kind of success, showbiz success, because you're dealing with public criticism, you're dealing with the performance anxiety, you're dealing with the fact that you have to schedule all these shows and go to places and the logistics and the travel wears you out and you're jet-lagged and you've got to wake up for the show.
00:42:49.000 Yeah.
00:42:49.000 There's a lot going on.
00:42:51.000 Yeah, a lot of responsibility.
00:42:52.000 And it changes from when you were kind of doing comedy and everything was just kind of you go for a week to do some shows and then things get a lot busier, you know?
00:42:59.000 So that definitely happened for me.
00:43:02.000 And then I got caught in this weird circle of like kind of self-pity in a way.
00:43:07.000 I didn't realize it.
00:43:08.000 Because I was not feeling good.
00:43:11.000 And I was like, something's wrong, so let me try to fix it, right?
00:43:14.000 So I tried, like, all different things, like, you know, I tried ketamine, ayahuasca, different therapies, different, you know, seeing therapists twice, just things like, but I was constantly like, let me try to fix this, right?
00:43:28.000 And it became almost like I was focusing on myself so much that I got caught in this little circle of like, It was just me, you know?
00:43:37.000 And my work is me, too.
00:43:38.000 You're looking at clips yourself.
00:43:39.000 There's things of you going out.
00:43:40.000 You have to go perform.
00:43:42.000 So it was just too much me, kind of, you know?
00:43:45.000 Right.
00:43:45.000 You weren't being a normal person.
00:43:47.000 Right.
00:43:47.000 Just living life.
00:43:48.000 You're just focusing on you all the time.
00:43:51.000 Right.
00:43:51.000 And I didn't really mean to.
00:43:53.000 It just, like...
00:43:54.000 I don't know.
00:43:55.000 It's just kind of what it became.
00:43:56.000 So once I started to kind of break that up a little bit, yeah, things have just got started to get better.
00:44:01.000 What made you decide to go to Tennessee?
00:44:04.000 Why did Nashville call you?
00:44:06.000 You know, I don't know.
00:44:07.000 I think I always wanted to live there, you know?
00:44:10.000 They had lower taxes, you know, and I started making money, and so I got...
00:44:15.000 I never...
00:44:18.000 You know, I remember when I was young, the government, we tried to get the government.
00:44:21.000 Somebody kept throwing dead animals in our ditch, right?
00:44:25.000 What?
00:44:26.000 Yeah.
00:44:27.000 What kind of animals?
00:44:29.000 Carcasses.
00:44:30.000 What kind?
00:44:31.000 Which type of animals?
00:44:33.000 Oh, I couldn't tell you, man.
00:44:34.000 At this point, I think some of them probably...
00:44:39.000 Nothing...
00:44:39.000 Nothing you'd shoot, I don't think.
00:44:41.000 You know?
00:44:43.000 I mean, unless it was like...
00:44:44.000 Possums and shit?
00:44:45.000 Like, what was it?
00:44:45.000 I mean, one of them could have been a fucking Samoan raccoon is about the biggest sizes we're gonna get.
00:44:49.000 You know, it was like...
00:44:50.000 Hefty raccoon.
00:44:51.000 Yeah, hefty raccoons, dogs, things like that.
00:44:53.000 I think it was somebody who had like on a, you know, a...
00:44:57.000 Mild veterinary type of thing going on, and they would, on the way home, they would dump the animals.
00:45:02.000 And they dumped them in our neighborhood.
00:45:04.000 A mild veterinary thing.
00:45:05.000 You know.
00:45:06.000 Serial killer.
00:45:07.000 Like an in-between type of deal.
00:45:08.000 You know, some guy who's not sanctioned, but he's fucking, you know.
00:45:11.000 Not quite committed to, like, migrant workers, killing migrant workers yet.
00:45:16.000 He's just working his way up to human beings.
00:45:18.000 Yeah, I mean, however you want to look at it, man.
00:45:20.000 But I think this...
00:45:22.000 But they kept throwing anyway, so we called the government and be like, come get these fucking bones out of here.
00:45:26.000 Because, you know, there'd be kids out there fucking playing with them.
00:45:28.000 You know, you got kids out there beating each other with damn tibias and fucking humming caustices at each other and stuff.
00:45:34.000 And, you know, because it's in the ditch.
00:45:35.000 Right.
00:45:36.000 And so, anyway, I was never a big fan of government after that, right?
00:45:40.000 What the fuck did the government ever do with that?
00:45:42.000 With the ditch?
00:45:43.000 Would you ask me about that?
00:45:45.000 I'm not even joking, man.
00:45:48.000 What were you asking me about?
00:45:50.000 We're talking about animals.
00:45:51.000 You're saying animals got left in the ditch, and then you said I wasn't a big fan of the government after that.
00:45:56.000 I'm like, how did the government...
00:45:58.000 Because they didn't clean up the animals in the ditch?
00:46:00.000 Is that what it is?
00:46:00.000 Yeah.
00:46:01.000 Okay.
00:46:01.000 And if we'd have been and lived in a fancy neighborhood, they would have come and got it.
00:46:04.000 Right.
00:46:04.000 They would have taken care of it.
00:46:05.000 Yeah.
00:46:06.000 But this ties back into what we were just talking about, which was...
00:46:10.000 Do you remember what that was?
00:46:12.000 Why you moved to Nashville?
00:46:13.000 Yeah.
00:46:14.000 Yeah.
00:46:14.000 So I would never want...
00:46:16.000 Were you going to help us out there?
00:46:17.000 Yeah, I was like, Texas, Nashville?
00:46:18.000 Yeah.
00:46:19.000 So anyway, I've never had a strong affinity for a lot of government.
00:46:24.000 So anyway, I think that was in me since I was a child.
00:46:26.000 So when I started making money, I was like, I don't want to give all my money to the government.
00:46:29.000 Right.
00:46:30.000 But the environment of California before the pandemic was very beneficial to us because we're all collected together.
00:46:37.000 As comedians, that's very beneficial to have an environment where there's a bunch of other very good comedians around you.
00:46:44.000 It's like that OR, watching people go up and crush in the OR. How good is that for your act?
00:46:51.000 Oh, it was the best.
00:46:52.000 That's one thing that I definitely miss.
00:46:54.000 But Tennessee, it's been good.
00:46:56.000 It's a great place for the pandemic.
00:46:57.000 It's been good to tour out of there because you can just take a bus right out and go.
00:47:01.000 You're in the middle of the country.
00:47:03.000 Yeah, it's nice.
00:47:04.000 So that's really been ideal.
00:47:08.000 Yeah, and I don't know.
00:47:08.000 I've thought about maybe making another move sometime, but I just don't know yet.
00:47:12.000 Where would you go?
00:47:13.000 I don't know.
00:47:14.000 I'd have to go to a place where there's a little more stage time.
00:47:16.000 That's the toughest part.
00:47:17.000 Right here, baby.
00:47:18.000 I know you're trying to get me over here.
00:47:20.000 I'd love to have you over here.
00:47:22.000 I'm going to fucking wine you and dine you this week.
00:47:25.000 I'm going to romance you.
00:47:28.000 Take you to the club.
00:47:29.000 Once you see the club, you're going to fucking shit.
00:47:33.000 It's wild.
00:47:34.000 I bite.
00:47:35.000 It's wild.
00:47:36.000 It'll be open probably somewhere, well, I don't want to say when, but off here I'll tell you.
00:47:40.000 So that's the toughest part, I think, is...
00:47:42.000 Stage time.
00:47:43.000 Yeah.
00:47:43.000 But you go into Zaney's a lot, which is a great place, right?
00:47:46.000 Yeah, but the most, yeah, you can go there on Monday, but it's still an operating regular club.
00:47:50.000 So do they have shows like Tuesday Wednesday night like regular shows they it's they kind of book Certain like nights at night.
00:47:56.000 You could do your own night every week, but it's still not the same as just those reps You know right like comedy store reps and I really learn on reps.
00:48:03.000 That's where I learn.
00:48:04.000 I learn on reps Yeah the one when I was really enjoying LA is like when I would do a show at the improv and then I would scoot over to the show the store and then I'd do maybe two shows at the store and You know, you do a spot in the OR and then you do a spot in the main room.
00:48:18.000 Yeah.
00:48:19.000 Boy, you do three or four of those in a week, you get loose.
00:48:23.000 Oh, dude.
00:48:23.000 Oh, you get loose.
00:48:24.000 You get loose.
00:48:25.000 You know that feeling when the gears are greased?
00:48:29.000 Yeah.
00:48:30.000 I used to feel like a fucking killer, dog.
00:48:33.000 You're a killer, bro.
00:48:34.000 I used to feel like Chris Kyle up there, dog.
00:48:38.000 I remember when you really started to crack.
00:48:41.000 I really remember that, man.
00:48:42.000 Because I made a point of pulling you aside and telling you.
00:48:45.000 Like, man, whatever you're doing, keep doing it.
00:48:48.000 Because I remember there was one time where I think it was me and Fahim were sitting in the back watching you just crying, laughing.
00:48:55.000 Just crying, laughing.
00:48:57.000 You just, like, caught some stride.
00:49:00.000 It's funny when you see someone and they're funny.
00:49:03.000 It's good.
00:49:04.000 Like, hey, man, that was a good set.
00:49:05.000 And then you see them one day and it just snaps.
00:49:08.000 They just hit that next level.
00:49:10.000 And you're like, ooh.
00:49:11.000 And we were all talking about you, too.
00:49:13.000 We were like, damn, you've been seeing Theo.
00:49:15.000 Theo's on his next level.
00:49:17.000 Thanks, man.
00:49:17.000 That's cool.
00:49:18.000 You had hit some groove where everything you said was funny.
00:49:24.000 You just figured your style out.
00:49:26.000 You were doing so many reps.
00:49:28.000 You were doing so many...
00:49:29.000 Headliner gigs on the road and you'd be in the store on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and getting those reps in and you were just loose, son.
00:49:37.000 You were loose.
00:49:39.000 That was fun, man.
00:49:40.000 And especially you and Fahim.
00:49:41.000 That's two totally different types of guys back there, you know?
00:49:44.000 But two, you know, comedians that I really respect.
00:49:46.000 That's a nice compliment.
00:49:48.000 I love Fahim.
00:49:48.000 Fahim's great.
00:49:48.000 God, he's so good.
00:49:49.000 He was just here a couple weeks ago.
00:49:51.000 Yeah.
00:49:51.000 He's fucking great.
00:49:53.000 He's got a special out right now, folks.
00:49:55.000 It's called Hat Trick.
00:49:57.000 And I think he put it on YouTube, right?
00:49:58.000 Yeah.
00:49:58.000 It's very funny.
00:50:00.000 He's very funny.
00:50:00.000 He did.
00:50:01.000 But he did a really unique thing that no one's ever done before.
00:50:03.000 He did three 20-minute sets, or three 15-minute sets, at the Comedy Store.
00:50:10.000 So he did one set in the OR, one set in the belly room, one set in the main room.
00:50:15.000 And he put them all together on one special.
00:50:18.000 Three totally different 15-minute sets.
00:50:20.000 Oh, that's good.
00:50:21.000 It's a great idea, right?
00:50:23.000 Oh.
00:50:23.000 For a special?
00:50:24.000 Yeah, it's a great idea.
00:50:24.000 Perfect idea for a special.
00:50:26.000 Because nobody had ever done that before at the store.
00:50:28.000 And he was like, I can't believe no one's ever done this.
00:50:30.000 Oh, he's so talented, man.
00:50:32.000 Yeah, there's a unique creativity that comes out of him.
00:50:38.000 Well, he was an engineer, you know?
00:50:40.000 Yeah.
00:50:40.000 So he was a very smart guy.
00:50:42.000 And, you know, very well-educated and just decided he really loved comedy.
00:50:48.000 Like, that's what he really wanted to do.
00:50:50.000 His story, the first time he was on the podcast, he talked about his story about his parents did not want him to do comedy.
00:50:55.000 So they had to hide the fact that he was a comedian until he was, like, a legit pro and on TV. Oh, damn.
00:51:02.000 His parents did not want him pursuing that.
00:51:04.000 I could see that.
00:51:05.000 I think a lot of people are real traditional, you know?
00:51:09.000 They get scared if their kid's trying to do circus, you know?
00:51:12.000 I remember when I was growing up, we had a kid in our neighborhood, this kid, Brad, who ended up actually killing his grandmother, I think.
00:51:18.000 Oh, no.
00:51:20.000 Why'd he kill his grandmother?
00:51:22.000 I don't know, man.
00:51:23.000 It fucking broke my heart.
00:51:24.000 Did she doubt his circus skills?
00:51:25.000 I don't know who did, man, but it just, you know.
00:51:29.000 So what was his thing that he was trying to do?
00:51:31.000 He was trying to do like the taming or whatever, you know?
00:51:35.000 Like lion taming?
00:51:37.000 Yeah, but I only saw him ever do it with like a Doberman.
00:51:39.000 What's that black and red?
00:51:41.000 Rottweiler?
00:51:42.000 Rottweiler.
00:51:42.000 Oh.
00:51:43.000 Rottweiler or Doberman.
00:51:44.000 I can't remember which one it was.
00:51:45.000 Have you seen that new show, The Old Man?
00:51:48.000 Is it Jeff Bridges' show?
00:51:49.000 Uh-uh.
00:51:50.000 It's a fucking great show.
00:51:52.000 It's a great show.
00:51:53.000 It's really good.
00:51:54.000 It's about a guy who was...
00:51:56.000 CIA operative in Afghanistan and had to disappear and they come and find him again like 30 plus years later.
00:52:03.000 It's wild.
00:52:04.000 And what did he do?
00:52:05.000 They're finding him.
00:52:06.000 Why?
00:52:06.000 Well, he was a hitman.
00:52:08.000 Oh, they want him to help again?
00:52:09.000 He knows too much shit.
00:52:10.000 They're probably trying to come get him.
00:52:12.000 He was...
00:52:13.000 Well, I want to say he's a hitman.
00:52:14.000 He was an operative.
00:52:16.000 And he's got two Rottweilers.
00:52:18.000 He brings them everywhere, like trained Rottweilers.
00:52:20.000 Yeah.
00:52:21.000 And they help him out.
00:52:22.000 Yeah, this dude would get out on kind of like a little plank out there and be doing shit out there, you know?
00:52:27.000 And he really had a lot of violence in him.
00:52:29.000 And then, yeah, I don't know what happened with his grandmother, but she used to be our lunch lady also.
00:52:35.000 And he killed her?
00:52:36.000 I don't want to say he did, but...
00:52:38.000 Allegedly?
00:52:39.000 We know what happened.
00:52:43.000 No.
00:52:44.000 Why would you kill your grandma?
00:52:45.000 I wouldn't.
00:52:46.000 Actually...
00:52:46.000 Can you imagine the leap you have to take to kill your grandma?
00:52:49.000 Like, your grandma's like this sweet lady you come to visit every now and again, and she bakes cookies and shit.
00:52:54.000 My grandmother used to make Italian food.
00:52:57.000 Oh my god, it was off the charts.
00:52:59.000 Really?
00:52:59.000 Off the charts, because it was all homemade.
00:53:01.000 She'd make...
00:53:02.000 I still to this day can taste her homemade pasta.
00:53:05.000 Because she would do everything on the kitchen table with the flour and she would make the noodles and everything.
00:53:10.000 She would make the tomato sauce with the tomatoes that my grandfather grew in the garden.
00:53:14.000 Come on, man.
00:53:15.000 That's romantic.
00:53:16.000 That's romantic.
00:53:17.000 It was insanity.
00:53:18.000 That food was so good, that food ruined me as a child.
00:53:21.000 God.
00:53:21.000 Because I go other places, I'm like, why is your Italian food bullshit?
00:53:24.000 Yeah.
00:53:25.000 You know?
00:53:26.000 Because my grandmother made everything.
00:53:27.000 She made her own meatballs.
00:53:28.000 It was sensational.
00:53:30.000 Yeah, there's something, when somebody makes something, there's like an energy that goes into it.
00:53:34.000 It's different.
00:53:34.000 Even if it's shitty, you're still like, hey, this is, you know, they took some time to do it.
00:53:39.000 And my grandmother was proud of it, too.
00:53:41.000 When she would serve us, she would come out with this big smile on her face.
00:53:45.000 She knew everybody was going to feast.
00:53:46.000 She knew that Italian food was going to knock your fucking socks off.
00:53:49.000 It was so good.
00:53:51.000 And was she pretty harsh?
00:53:52.000 What kind of lady was she?
00:53:53.000 Pretty nice lady?
00:53:55.000 She was a harsh lady.
00:53:57.000 Really?
00:53:57.000 Yeah, she was harsh, except for when she was cooking and when she was visiting and stuff like that.
00:54:01.000 You know, she grew up in a depression.
00:54:03.000 Yeah, it was different then.
00:54:04.000 My grandmother used to put her hands on my shoulders until I'd get done eating.
00:54:07.000 Almost like it was like a...
00:54:11.000 I don't know why she did it.
00:54:12.000 Was she comforting you?
00:54:13.000 Not really.
00:54:14.000 Or was she like restraining you?
00:54:15.000 It was almost like, I'm going to set these on here.
00:54:17.000 It was like just making sure you ate.
00:54:19.000 Oh.
00:54:20.000 You know?
00:54:20.000 Isn't that weird that people have to make sure you eat?
00:54:23.000 Like, what do you give a fuck?
00:54:25.000 What do you give a fuck if I eat?
00:54:27.000 Yeah, like what if they had a dude that came to your door three times a day?
00:54:33.000 Who made sure you ate.
00:54:34.000 Just to make sure.
00:54:35.000 Sit down, I'm going to put my hands on your shoulders.
00:54:37.000 He's behind you while you're chewing your food.
00:54:40.000 I'll order the chick, bro.
00:54:41.000 I ain't having the dude come.
00:54:43.000 That dude shows up one time, bro, and it's hot dogs for dinner.
00:54:46.000 I'm not going to be able to fucking finish.
00:54:49.000 I'll have the lady come, bro.
00:54:51.000 That's who I want.
00:54:52.000 Well, you know, my grandmother's day, there wasn't a lot of food when she was a kid because everybody was going through the depression.
00:54:57.000 Yeah.
00:54:58.000 So, like, you know, you had to finish your plate, man.
00:55:01.000 It's like that was sacred.
00:55:03.000 Food was sacred.
00:55:04.000 And then leftovers were sacred, too, you know?
00:55:06.000 You think you could have survived the Great Depression?
00:55:09.000 Yeah, I mean, you'd hope so.
00:55:10.000 People survived, but it's like, it wouldn't have been fun.
00:55:14.000 Hard to get a job.
00:55:15.000 You know, lines for food.
00:55:17.000 People would wait in line at soup kitchens and shit.
00:55:20.000 And people also breastfed their own kids.
00:55:22.000 They did?
00:55:23.000 Up until how old?
00:55:25.000 But even older adult children.
00:55:27.000 Even like in Grapes of Wrath.
00:55:28.000 Yeah, remember that book?
00:55:30.000 They breastfed their kids in Grapes of Wrath?
00:55:32.000 They breastfed the adults at the end.
00:55:34.000 Really?
00:55:34.000 People couldn't, they didn't have nothing.
00:55:36.000 Yeah, Joe, what do you think they're not gonna eat?
00:55:38.000 I read that book in high school.
00:55:39.000 I don't remember.
00:55:40.000 People gotta fucking eat, dude.
00:55:42.000 Yeah.
00:55:43.000 I wonder if you were to say somebody's deceased, right?
00:55:46.000 Right.
00:55:46.000 Deceased woman, recently deceased, half hour ago.
00:55:49.000 Okay.
00:55:49.000 And they were pregnant, and you're starving.
00:55:52.000 Do you think you'd get over there and see if there's any milk in them?
00:55:56.000 No.
00:55:57.000 Just have some milk, dude.
00:55:58.000 Damn, bro.
00:55:59.000 If she's deceased, I'd eat her.
00:56:00.000 I wouldn't eat her milk.
00:56:02.000 If I'm starving?
00:56:04.000 Yeah, you'd have to take chunks of milk.
00:56:05.000 What if you're just thirsty, though?
00:56:07.000 There was some fucking article in the New York Times about cannibalism coming back.
00:56:11.000 And everybody's like, what the fuck is this?
00:56:14.000 Yeah.
00:56:14.000 It's poverty, man.
00:56:16.000 Well, it's not that much poverty yet.
00:56:18.000 I mean, in the United States, everyone's fat.
00:56:19.000 We don't have to resort to eating people just yet.
00:56:22.000 But I read that.
00:56:23.000 I was like, why are they writing this article?
00:56:25.000 In New Orleans, every couple years, they catch somebody that boiled someone's head or something.
00:56:30.000 Really?
00:56:30.000 Oh, definitely, brother.
00:56:31.000 A taste for cannibalism.
00:56:32.000 A spate of recent stomach-churning books, TV shows, and films suggests we've never looked so delicious to one another.
00:56:39.000 Like, what is that?
00:56:41.000 Well, you know what it is?
00:56:42.000 It's something that gets you to click on it, and that's what we're doing because we're idiots.
00:56:46.000 But do you think also that there would come a time where people started to dislike each other so much that people started to eat each other?
00:56:54.000 Well, there have been many times in history where people have resorted to eating each other, specifically eating each other's enemies.
00:57:00.000 Like the Nez Perce, Native Americans, they did a lot of cannibalizing on their enemies.
00:57:05.000 All right.
00:57:05.000 All right.
00:57:06.000 Yeah.
00:57:07.000 There's a lot of stories about people who survived and realized that they—and even the Comanches— Like, they would find other tribes that had eaten Comanches and they would torture and kill them because, like, they would find, like, a roast leg, a human leg over a fire.
00:57:22.000 Their tweet's a little different than the headline.
00:57:24.000 Yeah, the tweet's...
00:57:25.000 Okay, the tweet is the original title of the story.
00:57:29.000 It says, Cannibalism has a time and place.
00:57:31.000 Some recent books, films, and shows suggest that time is now.
00:57:35.000 Can you stomach it?
00:57:35.000 Yeah, that was the original title that I read.
00:57:38.000 I think they changed it because so many people were like, Hey, you fucks.
00:57:43.000 If you see someone eating somebody else, you know, I wonder how weird it gets because I was on a train one time in China and this lady was eating a thing of bird talons right out of a bag, right?
00:57:55.000 Bird talons.
00:57:57.000 Bird...
00:57:57.000 Feet.
00:57:57.000 Claws.
00:57:58.000 Chicken feet.
00:57:59.000 Yeah, chicken feet.
00:58:00.000 That's funny that you said that, because my wife just went to an Asian market in Austin, and she came back with chicken feet that had been cooked, and she's like, we're going to try these.
00:58:10.000 I'm like, all right, I'll give it a shot.
00:58:12.000 Damn, your wife's brave.
00:58:14.000 She's brave.
00:58:15.000 When I was a kid, my father, my biological father, used to eat pig's feet.
00:58:20.000 Pickled pig's feet was a thing.
00:58:22.000 You ever eat pig's feet?
00:58:23.000 We had them on a field trip once when I was in middle school.
00:58:26.000 We all went over there and got a pickled pig's foot from the IGA. They're not bad.
00:58:29.000 It's a weird taste.
00:58:31.000 It's like gelatinous and kind of chewy.
00:58:34.000 I remember as a kid, pickled pig's feet was...
00:58:37.000 But that's also probably a sign of people making the most of everything.
00:58:42.000 When you stop eating pig's feet and you only eat pork loin, you got it pretty good.
00:58:48.000 You don't have to eat the feet anymore.
00:58:50.000 Yeah, I think, well, a lot of cultures, I think they get starving and then they say they eat whatever, you know?
00:58:54.000 It's like, one time I was in, um, I was in Shanghai, I think, or no, I was in, I think Shanghai, right?
00:59:02.000 And I bought this, they had like a place, like a market where they had all the different, um, animals and they were for cooking, right?
00:59:11.000 Like a outdoor market or something.
00:59:13.000 There's a wet market.
00:59:14.000 Wet market, right?
00:59:15.000 So I bought a bird, right?
00:59:17.000 And I was like, I'm going to free this bird, right?
00:59:18.000 I'm just going to change the game up here a little bit.
00:59:21.000 Because it was a living bird.
00:59:22.000 Right.
00:59:22.000 It was like a white bird.
00:59:24.000 Not a pigeon.
00:59:24.000 Like a little fluffier than a pigeon.
00:59:26.000 Like a bichon.
00:59:26.000 Almost like a bichon of like a pigeon.
00:59:28.000 Okay.
00:59:29.000 So I buy it.
00:59:30.000 It was like a one dollar.
00:59:32.000 A dollar?
00:59:32.000 I walk outside with it.
00:59:34.000 This was in Vietnam.
00:59:37.000 I walk outside with it, and I literally go like this to free it.
00:59:42.000 Some guy, no joke, was sitting on this little ledge nearby, jumped up, grabbed the fucking bird, broke its neck, and walked off with it.
00:59:53.000 Really?
00:59:53.000 Right in front of me.
00:59:56.000 They must have thought what I was doing was insane.
00:59:59.000 Well, if you're starving, that's free food.
01:00:02.000 Yeah.
01:00:02.000 And birds?
01:00:04.000 Birds are some of the meanest fucking animals.
01:00:06.000 Have you seen that video that's going around?
01:00:08.000 No.
01:00:08.000 The bird that's eating an antelope alive?
01:00:11.000 Have you seen that?
01:00:12.000 You think they're mean?
01:00:13.000 Oh, they're vicious.
01:00:14.000 They're so fucking horrible.
01:00:17.000 Why do you think?
01:00:18.000 Because they can't be on the ground as much as other animals easily?
01:00:21.000 I just think they're reptiles.
01:00:23.000 They're flying reptiles.
01:00:24.000 Are they more reptile?
01:00:25.000 Yeah, I mean what a bird is is a dinosaur.
01:00:28.000 They're flying dinosaurs.
01:00:30.000 Yeah, look at this.
01:00:31.000 This eagle is riding this antelope's back and just it's got its claws dug into its back so you see all the blood pouring off the back and it's just digging into its body because those claws, the talons that an eagle has are so powerful.
01:00:46.000 So it's just riding this thing and then eating out of its rib cage while it's just slowly dying.
01:00:53.000 And that antelope can't do a goddamn thing to get away.
01:00:56.000 It's like one of those moving buffets that you're at.
01:00:58.000 You ever been at one of those?
01:01:00.000 Where the food moves by as you're eating it?
01:01:02.000 I got another video.
01:01:03.000 I'll send you this, Jamie.
01:01:05.000 There's a hawk that's eating a crow.
01:01:09.000 It holds the crow down.
01:01:11.000 And the crazy thing is it's not much smaller than the crow.
01:01:14.000 Or not much larger rather than the crow.
01:01:17.000 Which is wild.
01:01:18.000 Because it's just chewing this fucking thing apart.
01:01:21.000 Oh, I saw a bear climb into a tree yesterday.
01:01:24.000 I put it on my IG story and it was a bear.
01:01:26.000 You saw that?
01:01:29.000 No, no, that's not it.
01:01:31.000 I'm gonna send it to you.
01:01:32.000 Oh, I saved it.
01:01:33.000 Here, hold on a second.
01:01:35.000 I actually have the whole video.
01:01:37.000 Theo Bear?
01:01:38.000 Bear climbed up a tree and took a hawk out of its nest.
01:01:40.000 Uh, I think I did see that.
01:01:42.000 And ate it.
01:01:43.000 Oh, yeah.
01:01:43.000 In front of people, right?
01:01:44.000 People, like, were watching it happen.
01:01:46.000 Some white guy was, you could hear him yelling.
01:01:48.000 I sent it to you, Jamie.
01:01:49.000 I sent you the video.
01:01:50.000 This video's rough.
01:01:51.000 And this is an urban environment.
01:01:53.000 This hawk just grabbed his crow and pinned him down and just started fucking him up in front of everybody.
01:02:00.000 Like at a mall or something?
01:02:01.000 It's like you eating a 140-pound man.
01:02:05.000 There's not enough difference in size where it makes sense.
01:02:09.000 It's so similar that it's like, Jesus Christ.
01:02:13.000 I didn't get it.
01:02:14.000 You didn't get it?
01:02:15.000 Did you text it?
01:02:16.000 Yeah, I texted it.
01:02:16.000 Was cannibalism ever popular?
01:02:18.000 Was it ever the way to do dinner or whatever?
01:02:21.000 Was it ever part of...
01:02:24.000 Like society?
01:02:25.000 Or not society, because I guess it would be before society, but was it ever a popular thing?
01:02:30.000 Yeah, it was popular.
01:02:31.000 Fuck, it's crazy.
01:02:33.000 Papua New Guinea had one, this is it, look at this.
01:02:36.000 So look at the size of the crow.
01:02:38.000 It's basically similar size, man, right?
01:02:40.000 Oh, he's got him.
01:02:41.000 He's got him, but look, not much difference in size.
01:02:44.000 He's in mount, huh?
01:02:45.000 He's mounting him.
01:02:46.000 Yeah, he's fucked.
01:02:47.000 But look at this poor crow.
01:02:49.000 And if you hear it, give me some volume.
01:02:51.000 Turn it from the beginning, because in the beginning you hear the...
01:02:54.000 What?
01:02:59.000 That's the crow saying, fuck!
01:03:03.000 He's holding his mouth shut.
01:03:05.000 No, he's holding his neck.
01:03:07.000 Animals should be able to say fuck at least once, huh?
01:03:09.000 You should.
01:03:10.000 Right before they die.
01:03:11.000 Yeah.
01:03:11.000 Fuck!
01:03:12.000 Fuck!
01:03:13.000 Fuck!
01:03:15.000 I mean, that's basically what he's saying.
01:03:16.000 But look, see the blood coming out of his neck?
01:03:18.000 See, it's leaking out onto the ground?
01:03:20.000 Damn.
01:03:20.000 Because of the talons.
01:03:21.000 The hawk's eyes are what haunt me.
01:03:24.000 Look at those eyes.
01:03:25.000 Those eyes don't give a fuck about anybody or anything.
01:03:29.000 Those are some horrific eyeballs.
01:03:31.000 Yeah.
01:03:31.000 That crow's like, fuck this.
01:03:33.000 He's trying to eat his eyes.
01:03:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:35.000 They'll eat his eyes first.
01:03:37.000 Oh.
01:03:38.000 Oh, come on, man.
01:03:39.000 Yeah, look.
01:03:40.000 He's doing claws right into the eyes.
01:03:45.000 But see, they're not...
01:03:47.000 The thing that's crazy is that it doesn't seem like a thing that he would eat.
01:03:51.000 Because it's basically the size of him.
01:03:53.000 Yeah.
01:03:54.000 And why do you think they're angry at each other?
01:03:56.000 It's just one's a predator, and the other one's just a very clever sort of opportunist.
01:04:02.000 Yeah.
01:04:03.000 Like, crows will fuck things up, too, but they just don't have the weaponry.
01:04:07.000 Yeah, they do it more in groups, and they seem kind of like...
01:04:10.000 They're just smart.
01:04:10.000 They're very smart.
01:04:23.000 It's just so interesting how like people have evolved and how some places they're still like it's oh it's part of the it's okay to eat somebody else dude if you saw somebody eat someone that would have to change everything you know in your brain about what's okay Yeah.
01:04:40.000 Well, if you're starving to death, man, I guarantee you people, well, that was one of the things during Stalin's Russia, when people were starving, a lot of people ate their own children.
01:04:49.000 I mean, it got rough.
01:04:52.000 Raccoons eat their own, you know, sometimes the man raccoon will come in, eat the woman's children, so that she'll have to go into heat again so that they can have sex.
01:05:01.000 Bears do that.
01:05:02.000 Bears do that.
01:05:03.000 A lot of animals do that.
01:05:05.000 They force the animal into estrus.
01:05:08.000 Well, I told you too about that time.
01:05:10.000 Remember that I was at that Best Buy and I'd been on that fast for five days and I almost fucking wanted to eat that Vietnamese guy.
01:05:16.000 And I'd never thought about that before.
01:05:18.000 Why'd you go on a fast for five days?
01:05:20.000 I was going to go longer, but I couldn't do it.
01:05:23.000 Wow.
01:05:23.000 So this is like a cleansing type fast?
01:05:25.000 Yeah.
01:05:26.000 I've done 24 hours.
01:05:27.000 That's the most I've ever done.
01:05:29.000 Really?
01:05:29.000 Yeah.
01:05:30.000 They say that it can help cure cancers and stuff like that.
01:05:32.000 It makes sense.
01:05:34.000 There's science to that, that your body, I forget what the type of cells that your body consumes, but when you are fasting during that period, your body will consume bad cells.
01:05:46.000 That's one of the first things it does.
01:05:47.000 Oh, it gets rid of them?
01:05:48.000 Yeah, it gets rid of things that are problems in your body.
01:05:51.000 That's why they say it's a benefit.
01:05:53.000 But it's not a benefit to do it a lot, you know, it's just a benefit to do it on a, you know, like a fairly, you know, stretched out basis.
01:06:00.000 Like people do it like once or twice a year without going like a three or four day fast.
01:06:05.000 But you went on five, huh?
01:06:07.000 Yeah, I wish I could do longer because, yeah, your senses start to get real, you know, you start to think you have like kind of like...
01:06:13.000 ESP? A little bit.
01:06:15.000 You know, hunters think that, that you should hunt hungry.
01:06:19.000 Like a lot of guys like to hunt hungry.
01:06:21.000 I could see that.
01:06:22.000 Yeah, when they go out and hunt, they like to have no breakfast in them.
01:06:27.000 Oh, I can see that for sure.
01:06:29.000 Yeah, it's a different sort of mindset.
01:06:31.000 Yeah, there's something about that primal side of stuff, you know?
01:06:34.000 Getting real primal and getting back to your roots.
01:06:36.000 I remember I'd wake up in the morning if I'm fast, and I'd wake up in the morning just ready to go.
01:06:41.000 Yeah?
01:06:41.000 Yeah, you're just like...
01:06:42.000 How come you only did it once?
01:06:44.000 I probably got busy doing other stuff.
01:06:47.000 Maybe it was that feeling of eating that guy that fucked with you.
01:06:50.000 It could have been.
01:06:51.000 It could have fucked with my subconscious.
01:06:52.000 But it's crazy to think that you'd never thought about something and it comes into your head.
01:06:55.000 It just shows you how quickly you could devolve, you know?
01:06:58.000 And you take it very seriously.
01:07:00.000 I took it...
01:07:02.000 I took it seriously.
01:07:03.000 I didn't tell him.
01:07:06.000 It's not something you want to tell somebody if they're on afternoon shift.
01:07:09.000 I mean, I think, yeah, I didn't tell him.
01:07:12.000 Maybe you should tell him after you eat.
01:07:15.000 Go to Arby's real quick.
01:07:16.000 Bye-bye.
01:07:17.000 Hey, bud, I was here earlier.
01:07:20.000 Maybe I looked at you weird.
01:07:21.000 I want to apologize for that.
01:07:22.000 Just want to let you know.
01:07:23.000 I was on a five-day fast, and you were looking like a snack.
01:07:28.000 I wonder what he would think.
01:07:30.000 He'd be like, fuck this job.
01:07:32.000 I gotta quit.
01:07:33.000 This whole neighborhood, this town sucks.
01:07:35.000 I gotta get out of here.
01:07:37.000 Yeah, I wonder if shit's gonna start getting weird.
01:07:39.000 I think some people want stuff to start getting weird.
01:07:41.000 I think we are designed to...
01:07:45.000 Do you want another one of those?
01:07:46.000 Yeah.
01:07:46.000 Those coffees?
01:07:47.000 Yeah.
01:07:47.000 Yeah?
01:07:48.000 We get a couple of those.
01:07:49.000 Do you want the chocolate kind or the vanilla kind?
01:07:52.000 Is that vanilla?
01:07:52.000 What is that?
01:07:52.000 I've had the vanilla.
01:07:53.000 Let me try vanilla again.
01:07:56.000 Because I didn't taste it that much.
01:07:57.000 Get them one vanilla and two chocolates.
01:08:00.000 Yeah, thanks, man.
01:08:02.000 Because I like the chocolate ones.
01:08:03.000 Those are those Black Rifle Coffee 300 mg of caffeine jammies.
01:08:09.000 I cut mine in half with water.
01:08:12.000 Do you?
01:08:12.000 Yeah.
01:08:13.000 A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
01:08:14.000 Yeah, that's how I did it, man.
01:08:15.000 Lighten it up like a gin and tonic, that kind of deal.
01:08:17.000 Yeah.
01:08:18.000 Yeah, scotch and soda, right?
01:08:22.000 Yeah, I like to cut it down.
01:08:23.000 I'm real sensitive to stuff.
01:08:25.000 Yeah?
01:08:25.000 Yeah, things get me.
01:08:27.000 What, that smelling salt?
01:08:28.000 Yeah.
01:08:29.000 Wanna hit another?
01:08:29.000 Fuck yeah, I'll hit that bitch, son.
01:08:31.000 Okay, when Jamie comes back, right before we have the...
01:08:33.000 Shout out to Juju Mufu.
01:08:37.000 Is that how you say his name?
01:08:38.000 Yeah, Juju Mufu.
01:08:40.000 Juju Mufu.
01:08:41.000 Juju Mufu's stuff is ridiculous.
01:08:43.000 I'm gonna have to call my sponsor after this.
01:08:45.000 The chocolate ones are good, man.
01:08:46.000 I know you're committed to that vanilla, but these chocolate ones...
01:08:49.000 Alright, I'll try it.
01:08:50.000 I'm trying new stuff these days.
01:08:52.000 Chocolates are the bomb diggity.
01:08:53.000 This is my favorite.
01:08:55.000 It's, um...
01:08:57.000 It's espresso.
01:08:58.000 Okay, there's the juju mufu, the ah.
01:09:00.000 Ooh, this is good, huh?
01:09:02.000 Fuck ya, dude.
01:09:03.000 This is good, right?
01:09:05.000 Dude, um, I went and did an ayahuasca, man.
01:09:07.000 I don't know if I told you about that.
01:09:09.000 When did you do it?
01:09:10.000 I did it a couple months ago.
01:09:11.000 Yeah?
01:09:12.000 Yeah, had you ever done it fully?
01:09:13.000 No, I've never done ayahuasca.
01:09:15.000 I've only done DMT, but I got a guy out here now.
01:09:17.000 Yeah?
01:09:18.000 Yeah, so if you want to do it, it's one more reason to move here.
01:09:21.000 Damn, you're trying to get me in, huh?
01:09:22.000 I'm trying to weasel you in.
01:09:23.000 Look, man, I definitely miss a lot of the camaraderie and stuff, you know?
01:09:27.000 The camaraderie is nice because it's like we had a thing at the Comedy Store that was very, very unusual for comedy.
01:09:35.000 And it was good.
01:09:36.000 It was really good.
01:09:37.000 And the times had changed to the point where comedians were beneficial to each other because of podcasts and, you know, we were all, like, helping each other as opposed to, like, competing for, like, Scraps, which is like during the 90s and the 2000s.
01:09:52.000 Everybody was trying to get a sitcom.
01:09:53.000 They were competing with each other.
01:09:55.000 It was like a lot of animosity.
01:09:57.000 But then in the late 2000s, like in the 2015s and 16s, everybody had already realized, like, no, no, no.
01:10:04.000 There's no struggle here.
01:10:05.000 We all help each other.
01:10:06.000 This is great.
01:10:07.000 And then we'd go and laugh and have fun.
01:10:09.000 It would just make you excited about what you did for a living.
01:10:13.000 You wanted to go there all the time and just...
01:10:15.000 The hang was some of the most fun part, like hanging out with Burr and smoking cigars and, you know, that back porch area.
01:10:22.000 Everybody would be chilling and smoking weed, laughing.
01:10:24.000 And Gay Jeff was out there.
01:10:26.000 Remember him, the pianist?
01:10:27.000 Oh, yeah, man.
01:10:27.000 I miss Jeff.
01:10:28.000 Sorry, what's his last name?
01:10:29.000 I shouldn't call him Gay Jeff.
01:10:31.000 Probably a bad idea since he's gone.
01:10:33.000 But he loved to be gay.
01:10:34.000 He did.
01:10:35.000 Jeff Scott.
01:10:36.000 Yes.
01:10:36.000 And I'd say that yes.
01:10:37.000 I'm sorry.
01:10:38.000 He loved to be gay.
01:10:40.000 So...
01:10:40.000 Well, he loved to be himself.
01:10:42.000 Yes.
01:10:43.000 You know, and the fact that he was loved and accepted and no one gave a shit if he was gay.
01:10:48.000 Yeah.
01:10:49.000 He had HIV. I would split joints with him all the time.
01:10:52.000 We'd pass joints around.
01:10:54.000 I don't know if you remember, but during the 90s, I remember when I got my first AIDS test, I was like, shit, I'm fucking nervous.
01:11:02.000 I am nervous.
01:11:04.000 Yeah.
01:11:04.000 You know, because I was like, at the time, I think I was 23, and you think about all the days on the road where you're in a town and you meet a nice lady and you're in New Hampshire and no one has a condom and you're like, fuck it.
01:11:17.000 They don't even have condoms up there.
01:11:18.000 They do, but they're made out of sheepskin.
01:11:20.000 But the truck broke down and didn't get the condoms there that year.
01:11:24.000 It was different times, bro.
01:11:26.000 Couldn't make it up before the snow.
01:11:28.000 Condom trucks sidetracked.
01:11:30.000 Oh, yeah, man.
01:11:32.000 Dude, I remember getting a test just from even masturbating.
01:11:35.000 I remember I got tested.
01:11:36.000 I was so scared.
01:11:37.000 I was just worried that I'd gotten something in my hand or I'd done something, you know?
01:11:40.000 I just got so much fear, you know?
01:11:43.000 But I remember getting tested.
01:11:45.000 I remember talking to Jerry O'Connell one time.
01:11:47.000 Do you know who that is?
01:11:47.000 Yeah, the actor.
01:11:48.000 Yeah.
01:11:49.000 From Stand By Me?
01:11:51.000 Mm-hmm.
01:11:52.000 Yeah.
01:11:52.000 Really awesome guy and he talked about living in New York City in his building during the AIDS epidemic and he said like half the people in his building died.
01:12:01.000 Like half of his neighbors died.
01:12:02.000 Holy shit.
01:12:03.000 And he said it was just so wild when he was a kid like that these people he knew and they just started to disappear.
01:12:09.000 Didn't you interview Robert Kennedy Jr.?
01:12:10.000 Yeah.
01:12:11.000 Yeah.
01:12:11.000 His voice is getting better.
01:12:13.000 I just texted with him.
01:12:14.000 Oh, that's great.
01:12:14.000 Yeah.
01:12:15.000 But his story about Anthony Fauci, that book, which talks about why those people were dying, because they were all on AZT. And AZT was that cancer medication.
01:12:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:12:26.000 It was a chemotherapy medication they stopped giving to people because it was killing them quicker than cancer was.
01:12:31.000 And they started giving it to people who had AIDS. And it was helping them.
01:12:34.000 No.
01:12:35.000 Oh, it wasn't?
01:12:35.000 Uh-uh.
01:12:36.000 It was killing them.
01:12:37.000 And they were giving it to people that had no symptoms.
01:12:39.000 So they just tested HIV positive.
01:12:41.000 They'd give them AZT and it was just killing them.
01:12:44.000 Really?
01:12:45.000 Because you used to hear AZT was what cured HIV. No.
01:12:48.000 No, no, no, no.
01:12:49.000 AZT they abandoned.
01:12:50.000 They abandoned because it was too harsh.
01:12:52.000 But Fauci pushed it during the early days of the AIDS pandemic.
01:12:57.000 The AIDS epidemic was rough, man.
01:12:58.000 I mean, obviously, no one knew exactly what was going on.
01:13:01.000 You can't fault people for trying different things out and trying different strategies out to contain the virus.
01:13:07.000 But according to Robert Kennedy Jr., there's a lot more to it than that.
01:13:12.000 Yeah, he's a really interesting guy.
01:13:15.000 I know him just even as friends.
01:13:18.000 He's got some fascinating stories, even from growing up.
01:13:21.000 They used to take these homing pigeons and they would give them to the train conductor and have them take them like 100 miles or something, him and his friend.
01:13:30.000 And whoever's got back first won.
01:13:32.000 So it was just like this cool game they would play.
01:13:35.000 Isn't that wild that a pigeon can use the magnetic field of the earth and they track it like a GPS system straight back to you?
01:13:46.000 And we have to pay a million dollars to build something like that.
01:13:49.000 And God did it in a fucking nut.
01:13:50.000 Well, they think that people had some kind of ability to like know where they were and know where they were going.
01:13:58.000 We just lost it.
01:14:00.000 Which makes sense to me because now that I have navigation, like even in Austin, I've been in Austin for two years.
01:14:06.000 I barely know how to get around.
01:14:08.000 I know how to get to work.
01:14:09.000 I know how to get to the clubs.
01:14:11.000 I know how to get to the restaurants that I like.
01:14:13.000 Other than that, I don't know where the fuck I'm going.
01:14:14.000 But when I lived in Massachusetts, back in the day when there was no navigation, I knew how to get everywhere.
01:14:20.000 I knew the 405, whatever the roads were.
01:14:23.000 I forget the roads.
01:14:24.000 But I don't think it's good for us having navigation because here's what I notice.
01:14:28.000 So I'll use navigation, right?
01:14:30.000 Right.
01:14:30.000 So now I know that my computer's telling me where to go.
01:14:34.000 So now my brain is free to just think about whatever.
01:14:37.000 And sometimes my brain will use that time to think about negative.
01:14:40.000 It gets ended up getting the negative stuff.
01:14:42.000 Whereas it used to be if my brain had a task.
01:14:45.000 And it was having to pay attention to where I was going, then I felt like it was better for my brain because it was busy.
01:14:52.000 That's interesting.
01:14:53.000 Your brain has to be busy with a task or it thinks negative.
01:14:57.000 I think, well, it's one of the things that I think these days it's like...
01:15:02.000 You know, like a long time ago, I think, I wasn't alive, but like a long time ago, I think that our senses have to be in the world.
01:15:09.000 Like, we had to be aware if there were lions, what the weather was going to be like, where our kids were at our hip, like...
01:15:15.000 You're in the moment.
01:15:16.000 You're in the moment.
01:15:17.000 You had to survive.
01:15:18.000 Like, you know, it was different.
01:15:20.000 And now, since most of our comforts are met in America...
01:15:25.000 I feel sometimes like those senses didn't disappear.
01:15:29.000 I feel like they just went inside of us.
01:15:30.000 Right.
01:15:31.000 So now they're hunting like any uncomfort that comes up inside of us.
01:15:35.000 Right.
01:15:36.000 So I think it's like why we have so much more mental health struggles because we're still like as alert as ever.
01:15:42.000 But the only fearful things are inside of us now for some reason for some people.
01:15:48.000 That makes sense.
01:15:49.000 You know, I was listening to some guy talk about anxiety the other day, and one of the things that he was talking about with anxiety, he said, it's basically people's desire and ability to problem solve for the future.
01:16:01.000 So you start thinking about what may or may not happen in the future, and you get anxiety.
01:16:08.000 In the past, you had to dwell on exactly what was in front of you right there and then.
01:16:13.000 Like, I'm hungry, my children are hungry, I gotta find an animal and kill it and figure out how to cook it.
01:16:19.000 Right.
01:16:19.000 And that was what people occupied their day with.
01:16:22.000 And then when all that's gone, you could just go to McDonald's and feed yourself for three bucks and you're sitting there fat and full, and then you're just thinking.
01:16:30.000 You start thinking about weird shit.
01:16:33.000 Yeah, because whatever your natural instincts, they don't have any...
01:16:36.000 They're like, what the fuck do I do?
01:16:39.000 I need to still hunt something.
01:16:41.000 I need to still kill something.
01:16:43.000 So they start hunting you.
01:16:45.000 Ooh, they start hunting your fears.
01:16:47.000 You start creating problems.
01:16:49.000 I'm sure.
01:16:50.000 Yeah, I think so.
01:16:51.000 Well, that's why I'm a big advocate of working out really hard.
01:16:54.000 Oh, dude, bro, it is.
01:16:56.000 I can't even tell you.
01:16:57.000 I don't know how I forgot it.
01:16:59.000 I mean, I was a fucking dude.
01:17:00.000 We used to, you know, good, dude.
01:17:03.000 We used to fucking go, you know, I remember driving to the Taco Bell and fucking doing steroids in the car, bro.
01:17:08.000 We used to fucking...
01:17:09.000 You know what I'm saying, bro?
01:17:10.000 Taco Bell parking lot?
01:17:12.000 Dog, I'd do 50 MLs just to fucking put down a fucking Mexican pizza.
01:17:16.000 Wow, he was ready to get jacked.
01:17:18.000 How big were you at one point in time?
01:17:20.000 Do you have any photos?
01:17:22.000 Yeah, I think there's some old images out there.
01:17:24.000 Theo jacked, maybe.
01:17:25.000 Any posing photos?
01:17:27.000 Oh no, nothing like that, bro.
01:17:28.000 Like them brown sugar babies.
01:17:30.000 I didn't do all of that, bro.
01:17:31.000 Out there just black bodying.
01:17:33.000 A buddy of mine sent me, a buddy of mine that I used to compete with back in the day, sent me some photos of me and him at the Bay State Games from 1986. Ooh, the Bay State Games.
01:17:48.000 That sounds...
01:17:49.000 Yeah, I'll send it to you, Jamie.
01:17:51.000 I was probably 202. Yeah?
01:17:55.000 Jacked.
01:17:56.000 Oh dude, I was fucking jacked.
01:17:58.000 I could fucking chew on my traps.
01:18:00.000 Really?
01:18:00.000 Just reach over and take a bite?
01:18:02.000 Damn.
01:18:03.000 Oh, fucking goodness.
01:18:04.000 Do you miss those days?
01:18:06.000 Well, I don't in some ways because I was doing some type of testosterone or something.
01:18:11.000 So you get a little bit jacked, but then when you come off it, it was a little tougher, you know?
01:18:16.000 Right.
01:18:16.000 You'd be depressed.
01:18:17.000 Right.
01:18:18.000 But I miss some of those days.
01:18:20.000 The thing I realized I missed also was the camaraderie of just being in the gym and getting those devils out.
01:18:26.000 Yeah, and hanging out with other people that are doing the same thing you're doing.
01:18:29.000 Yeah, and joking around.
01:18:30.000 You realize, oh, I'm okay.
01:18:31.000 See, that's me with the blue jacket on.
01:18:35.000 On the right?
01:18:36.000 Yeah, the far right.
01:18:37.000 Damn, dog.
01:18:38.000 You was fine, bro.
01:18:39.000 Thank you very much.
01:18:40.000 That was cutie.
01:18:41.000 That's my friend.
01:18:42.000 Well, go back to that other picture, please.
01:18:44.000 That's my friend Larry Jones to the right.
01:18:46.000 I've talked about it many times.
01:18:47.000 Look how tall his legs are.
01:18:49.000 Look at that guy, Larry.
01:18:50.000 On the left?
01:18:50.000 To my right.
01:18:52.000 Yeah, he's to the left of me in the photograph, or we're looking at it this way.
01:18:55.000 Okay, yeah.
01:18:56.000 But to my physical right.
01:18:58.000 Oh, we got them long.
01:18:59.000 Look at his legs!
01:19:00.000 His legs go all the way up to my tits.
01:19:02.000 And he's only like six inches taller than me, but his legs were way taller.
01:19:06.000 He had like extra foot-long legs.
01:19:09.000 And then the dude next to him, I forget his name, the guy with the green belt, but the guy with the red belt, that's my friend Tom.
01:19:15.000 He's the one who sent me the photo, Tom or Dogna, and he's the guy with the mustache.
01:19:17.000 And next to him, that's Sidley.
01:19:20.000 And Sidley and me.
01:19:21.000 And then Junkzik, I've talked about him many times.
01:19:23.000 It's the guy that I've got my left arm on.
01:19:25.000 He's the guy that was in med school while he was competing.
01:19:30.000 So this guy was a national champion while he was going through med school.
01:19:34.000 Gang, baby.
01:19:35.000 Crazy.
01:19:36.000 Most disciplined person I ever met in my life.
01:19:39.000 Really?
01:19:39.000 Couldn't believe- To this day, I think about him if I ever think that I work hard.
01:19:43.000 That motherfucker was always tired.
01:19:46.000 Wow.
01:19:46.000 And won the national championship.
01:19:48.000 Wow.
01:19:48.000 Always tired.
01:19:49.000 Going to med school.
01:19:50.000 Always tired.
01:19:50.000 Didn't give a fuck.
01:19:51.000 Yeah.
01:19:51.000 Because it worked.
01:19:52.000 He would be practicing, doing his studies, and then he would put all of his books in a backpack and run up and down the stairs.
01:20:01.000 Did you show that other photo?
01:20:04.000 And so this was like when I was, I think this is 86, so I was 19. And what would y'all do?
01:20:11.000 What kind of lunch would y'all eat?
01:20:12.000 So that is me waiting to compete, I think, probably.
01:20:17.000 This one's Subway was big too, I bet, huh?
01:20:19.000 We all have a lot of Subway subs.
01:20:21.000 I don't know if Subway was big back then.
01:20:23.000 I don't think it existed.
01:20:25.000 Damn.
01:20:26.000 Jared didn't really sink Subway.
01:20:28.000 You would think that that scandal would have sunk Subway.
01:20:30.000 I wonder if it took a hit off their business.
01:20:33.000 Your spokesmom was out there fucking kids.
01:20:36.000 Yeah, that's a...
01:20:37.000 I don't know.
01:20:39.000 I don't know if that will sink a business.
01:20:41.000 I guess it depends on what it is.
01:20:44.000 Yeah, it depends on the business.
01:20:45.000 We just went to Jimmy John's summer camp the other day.
01:20:47.000 Oh, yeah?
01:20:48.000 Yeah.
01:20:49.000 He does a summer camp for his friends and family.
01:20:51.000 I met Jimmy John.
01:20:52.000 He's friends with Kid Rock.
01:20:53.000 Yeah, he's friends with Bob.
01:20:55.000 Have you met him?
01:20:55.000 With Bob.
01:20:56.000 Yeah, you call him Kid Rock Bob.
01:20:57.000 Yeah.
01:20:58.000 He has a dinner table at his house now.
01:21:01.000 His new house got built or whatever.
01:21:04.000 The White House.
01:21:05.000 It's insane, bro.
01:21:06.000 It's a replica of the White House.
01:21:08.000 I talked about it.
01:21:09.000 He took me for a tour.
01:21:10.000 It's the wildest shit ever.
01:21:12.000 Bro, yeah.
01:21:13.000 How about that gold elevator in the middle of the house?
01:21:16.000 There's a gold bathroom, all gold.
01:21:18.000 Yes, yes, all gold.
01:21:18.000 The gold shower.
01:21:20.000 It's a golden shower.
01:21:21.000 He goes, get it?
01:21:22.000 And I was like, I get it.
01:21:24.000 But nobody fucking has that kind of money and has that kind of sensibility to do that.
01:21:31.000 Only Kid Rock would make that house.
01:21:32.000 It's a 27,000 square foot house with two bedrooms.
01:21:36.000 Yeah, that's crazy, man.
01:21:38.000 Does he have any photos of it online?
01:21:40.000 It's the craziest fucking house I've ever seen in my life.
01:21:43.000 I have a good...
01:21:44.000 He has a dining table upstairs.
01:21:46.000 And it's beautiful.
01:21:47.000 And it's like...
01:21:48.000 It spins on a big circle so you can pass by the view.
01:21:52.000 And you go in circles so you keep passing by the view.
01:21:55.000 It's really nice.
01:21:57.000 It's cool.
01:21:58.000 Oh, so the actual floor spins...
01:22:02.000 So it's like one of those restaurants at the top of a building.
01:22:04.000 Remember they used to have those?
01:22:05.000 Those things that never panned out?
01:22:07.000 They never panned out.
01:22:08.000 Nobody wanted to just spin around while they're eating dinner.
01:22:10.000 You get sick.
01:22:11.000 Yeah, you go to the bathroom, you come back, you don't even know who the fuck you are anymore.
01:22:15.000 Where's my fucking table?
01:22:16.000 I can't find my family.
01:22:19.000 Every kid's just messing up there.
01:22:21.000 Yeah, that was like one of those novelties that didn't really work out.
01:22:26.000 People were really into that for a while, though.
01:22:28.000 Yeah, people were, man.
01:22:29.000 They had one in New Orleans for a while.
01:22:31.000 But yeah, Bob's got it nice.
01:22:32.000 It's really set up over there.
01:22:34.000 But yeah, we went to Jimmy John's summer camp.
01:22:36.000 That was fun.
01:22:36.000 Got some fishing.
01:22:37.000 Yeah.
01:22:38.000 And caught some different types of fish.
01:22:41.000 Got to go fishing with Emeril.
01:22:43.000 You know the Chef Emeril?
01:22:44.000 Oh, really?
01:22:44.000 He's from Boston.
01:22:46.000 Yeah, that guy, Emeril, what is his last name?
01:22:48.000 He used to have a TV show for a while.
01:22:50.000 Lagasse.
01:22:51.000 Yeah.
01:22:51.000 Yeah, he had a TV show for a while.
01:22:54.000 Remember?
01:22:54.000 Oh, yeah.
01:22:55.000 We'd say BAM all the time.
01:22:57.000 That was his thing.
01:22:57.000 BAM. Yeah, dude.
01:22:59.000 It was a catchphrase.
01:23:00.000 We caught a fish with him.
01:23:01.000 I put it up on my IG. Well, we caught, we went out there to caught some fish.
01:23:05.000 But that was really fun.
01:23:06.000 Who was the first celebrity chef?
01:23:07.000 Was it Julia Child?
01:23:10.000 Probably somebody in the Bible, huh?
01:23:12.000 Oh, more futuristic?
01:23:15.000 In terms of television.
01:23:17.000 She was probably the first...
01:23:19.000 Remember?
01:23:25.000 Remember Julia Child?
01:23:27.000 Nuh-uh, man.
01:23:27.000 She was a lady cooking on television.
01:23:30.000 She comes up and I type in who about first celebrity chef.
01:23:34.000 I remember Tracy Ullman.
01:23:38.000 Remember her?
01:23:39.000 She was a comedian.
01:23:40.000 Yeah.
01:23:40.000 She wasn't a chef.
01:23:41.000 But it was like the first woman that I heard on TV. What about I Love Lucy?
01:23:46.000 Oh, no, I didn't know her.
01:23:47.000 I mean, I've seen clips.
01:23:49.000 But she was hot, I thought, huh?
01:23:51.000 You like Tracy Ullman or I Love Lucy?
01:23:53.000 I Love Lucy.
01:23:54.000 Yeah, back in the day.
01:23:55.000 She was hot and funny.
01:23:56.000 Yeah.
01:23:57.000 So was Mary Tyler Moore.
01:23:59.000 Remember her?
01:23:59.000 I remember.
01:24:00.000 I heard about her.
01:24:01.000 Yeah.
01:24:01.000 When I was a kid, we used to watch the Mary Tyler Moore show.
01:24:04.000 She worked in a newsroom.
01:24:06.000 It was weird because there was a show, like, she had a boss that was Ed Asner was her boss.
01:24:12.000 I forget what his name was on the show.
01:24:15.000 Ed Asner.
01:24:15.000 But then they did another show with him where it was a serious show.
01:24:19.000 Okay.
01:24:19.000 So it went from him being her boss on a sitcom to him playing the same guy without Mary Tyler Moore, and it wasn't funny at all.
01:24:28.000 It was two different shows.
01:24:29.000 It was a drama.
01:24:30.000 Oh, that's crazy.
01:24:31.000 It was like Lou something or another.
01:24:33.000 What was his fucking name?
01:24:35.000 Lou Grant.
01:24:35.000 Lou Grant.
01:24:35.000 But he played the same character?
01:24:37.000 Yeah.
01:24:37.000 Oh, that's weird.
01:24:38.000 Well, it wasn't just weird.
01:24:40.000 It was like they completely flipped it on its head because it wasn't funny.
01:24:45.000 Right.
01:24:45.000 So in Mary Tyler Moore, it was a comedy.
01:24:48.000 Yeah.
01:24:48.000 Mary worked in the newsroom, and Lou Grant was the boss, and there was all these dilemmas.
01:24:52.000 Like, what do I do?
01:24:53.000 And then Lou Grant does a show, but it's serious.
01:24:57.000 Yeah.
01:24:58.000 It's like, what are you doing?
01:24:59.000 And they didn't know.
01:25:00.000 Yeah, it's like as if Archie Bunker left the family, all in the family, and all of a sudden he's a serious guy.
01:25:07.000 Right.
01:25:08.000 Like, without the family to joke around, without his fucking racist jokes.
01:25:12.000 But he's still the same guy.
01:25:14.000 He's still the same guy.
01:25:14.000 Same character.
01:25:15.000 Yeah, it'd be crazy.
01:25:15.000 And it's not funny anymore.
01:25:16.000 Right.
01:25:16.000 Like if Archie Bunker were on In the Heat of the Night.
01:25:20.000 Right.
01:25:20.000 And you were like, he's just like, what?
01:25:22.000 Instead of...
01:25:23.000 What was his name?
01:25:24.000 Oh, Carol O'Connor?
01:25:25.000 Carol O'Connor, yeah.
01:25:26.000 Well, that was the same guy though, right?
01:25:28.000 Same guy, yeah.
01:25:28.000 Yeah.
01:25:29.000 But a different...
01:25:29.000 Like, people didn't want that show, though.
01:25:31.000 I loved Carol O'Connor.
01:25:32.000 Yeah, but nobody wanted that Heat of the Night show.
01:25:34.000 Get out of here.
01:25:35.000 Where's the fucking Archie Bunker?
01:25:36.000 But by the time the 80s rolled around, you couldn't do that character anymore.
01:25:40.000 Oh, the Archie Bunker character?
01:25:41.000 Yeah.
01:25:42.000 God, it was so good.
01:25:43.000 That was a 1970s show.
01:25:44.000 That was back in the day when Red Fox had Sanford and Son.
01:25:47.000 Like, you could have wild shit.
01:25:49.000 You could say wild shit on TV still.
01:25:52.000 Do you think that kind of stuff will come back, though?
01:25:54.000 It'll come back on YouTube.
01:25:56.000 Like, that's kind of what Gillian Keeves are doing.
01:25:58.000 You know?
01:25:59.000 Like, Shane Gillis.
01:26:01.000 He's...
01:26:01.000 Oh, yeah.
01:26:02.000 Those sketches are wild.
01:26:03.000 They're amazing.
01:26:04.000 Them guys are amazing, man.
01:26:05.000 He's so funny, man.
01:26:07.000 His stand-up is so fucking funny.
01:26:09.000 Yeah.
01:26:09.000 Like, when I see guys like him coming up, it gives me a lot of hope.
01:26:12.000 A lot of hope because people still want to see that kind of comedy.
01:26:17.000 They still want to see wild comedy.
01:26:19.000 And he's a great guy, too.
01:26:21.000 Oh, yeah.
01:26:22.000 Great, great fucking guy.
01:26:23.000 Yeah, Shane's great to be around, man.
01:26:24.000 I like being around him.
01:26:25.000 He really just...
01:26:26.000 He's fun.
01:26:28.000 People like him.
01:26:29.000 He's kind of, like, tall and kind of chubby, you know?
01:26:33.000 So it's just a cool...
01:26:34.000 You don't see that very often.
01:26:35.000 He's getting jacked.
01:26:36.000 He's been working out a lot.
01:26:37.000 Is he really?
01:26:37.000 Yeah.
01:26:38.000 Yeah, he's working out like crazy.
01:26:39.000 Wow, for what?
01:26:40.000 Just for...
01:26:41.000 To get healthy again.
01:26:42.000 Oh, dang.
01:26:43.000 Still drinks so much, though.
01:26:45.000 Yeah, he's good at it.
01:26:46.000 I've never seen anybody better.
01:26:48.000 He's such a...
01:26:49.000 I don't know.
01:26:51.000 He reminds me of, I guess, a character that I knew growing up or something.
01:26:54.000 He doesn't seem like a real person.
01:26:55.000 Yes.
01:26:55.000 Have you seen the numbers that he puts down?
01:26:57.000 We do podcasts together.
01:26:58.000 We have this thing, Protect Our Parks.
01:27:00.000 We do it.
01:27:00.000 It's Ari Shafir, Shane, and Mark Norman.
01:27:02.000 And we get blitzkrieged.
01:27:04.000 We just get super high and talk crazy shit.
01:27:07.000 And Ari tried to compete beer for beer with Shane.
01:27:11.000 And Shane put him on the map.
01:27:13.000 Oh, Shane was still talking and coherent, 16, 17 beers in, and Ari was throwing up in a...
01:27:20.000 Shane will start a fucking family on a case of beer, dude.
01:27:23.000 He's just got that in him.
01:27:24.000 I don't understand how he does it, but we had a cooler, and Ari's throwing up in the cooler.
01:27:29.000 He's lying down.
01:27:30.000 I heard about that.
01:27:31.000 He fell asleep on the floor of the podcast studio.
01:27:34.000 We left him here, and I told Jeff, I'm like, you gotta check in on him every couple minutes just to make sure he's not dead.
01:27:39.000 Yeah.
01:27:40.000 Usually he swallows his own tongue or something.
01:27:41.000 Oh, that'd be the worst, huh?
01:27:42.000 Yeah, I wouldn't want him to die.
01:27:44.000 Oh, no.
01:27:45.000 Not like that.
01:27:46.000 No, I wouldn't want him to die either, man.
01:27:47.000 And I think that Shane is like, yeah, Shane seems like he could start a family.
01:27:51.000 Oh, there you go.
01:27:52.000 Look at him, blacked out, angry.
01:27:54.000 Look at his face.
01:27:55.000 He's upset.
01:27:57.000 And look at his pills next to him in that thing.
01:28:00.000 Is that pills?
01:28:01.000 What is that?
01:28:02.000 I shouldn't have said that.
01:28:03.000 We don't know it's pills, but it's...
01:28:04.000 What is that thing?
01:28:05.000 It's like a hangover medication type thing.
01:28:07.000 You put it in like effervescent.
01:28:09.000 Oh, he came prepared, huh?
01:28:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:28:11.000 They're already drinking it.
01:28:12.000 He's cheating, dude.
01:28:14.000 Have USADA checking, bro.
01:28:15.000 That was fucking cheating.
01:28:16.000 Look at this stack of empties next to Shane.
01:28:19.000 Wow.
01:28:19.000 I mean, how does he do that and not piss?
01:28:22.000 I mean, he's a big, big guy on top of that.
01:28:25.000 What if you don't piss?
01:28:26.000 What happens to you?
01:28:27.000 You die.
01:28:29.000 Wow.
01:28:30.000 There's so many fucking ways to die, man.
01:28:33.000 One of Dom Irera's buddies held his piss too much and wound up having to get a catheter.
01:28:38.000 He like ruptured his bladder.
01:28:40.000 He did something really fucked up.
01:28:42.000 Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night, you gotta pee, right?
01:28:44.000 You're a regular guy, you gotta pee, right?
01:28:46.000 Yeah.
01:28:48.000 And you just say, you know what, this isn't enough pee inside of me, I'm gonna go back to sleep, I'm gonna ride the bag a little.
01:28:53.000 I just get up.
01:28:54.000 Every time?
01:28:55.000 Every time.
01:28:56.000 Oh man, I don't think you should do that all the time.
01:28:59.000 Why?
01:28:59.000 Sometimes you gotta fucking ride that bag, homie.
01:29:02.000 No.
01:29:02.000 And then you won't sleep good.
01:29:03.000 I need sleep.
01:29:04.000 Takes me 30 seconds to piss.
01:29:06.000 I get up, I piss, go right back to sleep.
01:29:10.000 Can you go right back to sleep?
01:29:12.000 Like a brick.
01:29:13.000 Do you sleep on your back?
01:29:14.000 No.
01:29:15.000 If I do, my wife elbows me.
01:29:17.000 Oh, yeah?
01:29:17.000 Because I snore.
01:29:18.000 Oh, yeah.
01:29:19.000 If I sleep on my back, I'm making some noise.
01:29:21.000 I gotta sleep on my side.
01:29:23.000 Yeah, I wish there was more ways to sleep.
01:29:27.000 How would you like to do it?
01:29:29.000 I don't know.
01:29:30.000 I just wish you could do it in different forms.
01:29:33.000 You could do it sitting up.
01:29:34.000 You could do it just leaning against something.
01:29:36.000 You could do it upside down.
01:29:37.000 I think because then you would be able to do more things with your body to get the blood in different parts.
01:29:42.000 Can you imagine if you didn't have to sleep?
01:29:44.000 If there was a pill that they could give you that would eliminate your need for sleep, you would have eight whole more hours to do whatever you want during the day.
01:29:52.000 Like, imagine if you didn't get tired like that.
01:29:54.000 I don't want that.
01:29:55.000 You don't want that?
01:29:55.000 No, because what I'm gonna end up doing is, I'm gonna end up doing...
01:30:01.000 There's no way if I had eight more hours I wouldn't cheat on my wife.
01:30:03.000 I don't have a wife, but if you gave me eight more hours in a day, dude...
01:30:07.000 That would be it.
01:30:08.000 It would be fucking...
01:30:09.000 It's so hard for a guy to get through 16 without fucking, like, doing an eight ball or fucking running around on his leg.
01:30:16.000 Shooting at cops?
01:30:18.000 You give him eight more hours?
01:30:20.000 Eight more hours he's gonna get in a shootout.
01:30:23.000 Bro, half the dudes are gonna check out.
01:30:26.000 We can't handle it.
01:30:28.000 It's already too hard, man.
01:30:29.000 Yeah, armed robbery.
01:30:30.000 You gotta do something.
01:30:31.000 Dude, isn't it weird how guys...
01:30:33.000 Like, if you look at some of these guys, like Elon Musk, Facebook...
01:30:37.000 What's his name?
01:30:38.000 Mark.
01:30:39.000 Zuckerberg.
01:30:40.000 Yeah.
01:30:40.000 And then the other guy...
01:30:43.000 They look like aliens, bro.
01:30:45.000 Their body is white.
01:30:46.000 They're really...
01:30:47.000 It's because they work all day.
01:30:49.000 If you look at Elon when he was out on that yacht, those photos they took of him, that motherfucker looks like he hasn't seen the sunlight in years.
01:30:58.000 Years.
01:31:00.000 His body has not been exposed to sun.
01:31:02.000 You can't fake that.
01:31:04.000 That whiteness, that's a wild whiteness.
01:31:08.000 Well, that's what I'm saying.
01:31:09.000 It's almost an extraterrestrial whiteness.
01:31:12.000 It's the whiteness you see when you see an alien.
01:31:14.000 It's paper.
01:31:15.000 That's what I'm telling you is that these guys are...
01:31:18.000 You know, I believe that autism is like kind of the next, there's kind of a space where there is like man and machine.
01:31:25.000 And that's a lot of autism.
01:31:27.000 A lot of autism, you see these guys who will do the calculations and they'll be able to, you know, figure things out.
01:31:33.000 They're almost a little bit more of a computer than a person or they're somewhere in the middle, kind of.
01:31:37.000 Like they're more advanced than us.
01:31:39.000 They're eliminating the emotions that hold people back.
01:31:42.000 That's what they're doing.
01:31:44.000 Yeah.
01:31:44.000 And so when you get that, and you get some of these guys that are like that, I think that's kind of the next evolution, and that's closer, really, to aliens, man.
01:31:54.000 Yeah.
01:31:54.000 When you see aliens, they're not like, oh, fuck, man.
01:31:57.000 Right.
01:31:57.000 Been a long day.
01:31:58.000 Scratching their balls.
01:31:59.000 Yeah.
01:32:00.000 That's an interesting thing that I thought of too.
01:32:02.000 They're doing business, man.
01:32:03.000 Is that maybe that's like the next level of evolution is that like there's more of a separation between emotional anxiety and instead concentrating on calculations and numbers and...
01:32:19.000 Accomplishments.
01:32:19.000 I mean, just think about all the different things that Elon does simultaneously.
01:32:24.000 That's what's wild.
01:32:25.000 Like, that doesn't seem like a normal human being would have the capacity to develop rockets while he's developing electric cars, while he's developing Neuralink, which is like a human computer brain interface, while he's developing the boring company where he's trying to solve traffic problems.
01:32:42.000 While he's in the Mediterranean?
01:32:43.000 Yeah, with his shirt off.
01:32:46.000 Looking like a sheet.
01:32:47.000 Risking it all.
01:32:48.000 Going crazy.
01:32:49.000 Out there for one minute in the sun at that level.
01:32:51.000 You see there's a story that came out that said that he's not friends with the guy from Google anymore because he had an affair with his wife.
01:32:58.000 Oh, that's crazy.
01:32:59.000 And then he just tweeted, he goes, this fucking totally bullshit.
01:33:03.000 He goes, I am friends with the guy.
01:33:04.000 I was just hanging out with him last night.
01:33:06.000 And he's like, I've only seen his wife with other people around like two or three times ever.
01:33:12.000 Oh, it's all fiction?
01:33:13.000 Yeah.
01:33:13.000 He goes, I haven't seen her in years.
01:33:14.000 Oh, that's fiction.
01:33:15.000 Like, he tweeted about it.
01:33:16.000 He's like, this is just a lie.
01:33:18.000 Like, they just make up lies.
01:33:19.000 Like, people just make up shit about him.
01:33:22.000 Imagine if he was just made shit up about you and then printed it in the fucking...
01:33:27.000 What was it in?
01:33:28.000 Was it in the...
01:33:29.000 Was it in the...
01:33:30.000 It was the Wall Street Journal.
01:33:31.000 Wall Street Journal.
01:33:32.000 But isn't that, I mean, now it's like there's bots making stories.
01:33:36.000 So soon I feel like there's going to be a story for everything that's going to be out there and people are just going to be clear.
01:33:41.000 It's like there's no, is there even any real, you know, what recourse do you even have these days?
01:33:49.000 Well, he could sue.
01:33:50.000 He could definitely sue.
01:33:51.000 A story like that is defamatory.
01:33:53.000 But all they have to do is say that they have a source.
01:33:57.000 But, I mean, you gotta check with him, I think, before you print something like that.
01:34:01.000 But the thing is, like, the concern is that what those stories do, like, I think he made some sort of reference to short sellers.
01:34:09.000 Okay.
01:34:10.000 So, like, someone who's, like, shorting the stock.
01:34:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:34:12.000 So you could say, you could make an argument that if the stock crashes, That you could make a lot of money on that.
01:34:20.000 And if you made a story that made Elon look like he's out of control, he's losing his mind, people would go, oh boy, I'm going to get rid of my stock because this CEO is out of his fucking mind.
01:34:29.000 And then you're shorting the stock.
01:34:31.000 And so then the stock crashes, and then the people that shorted the stock wound up making a shitload of money.
01:34:37.000 You could make an argument that someone would write, I'm not saying they did, but someone would write a defamatory story just so that they could profit.
01:34:46.000 Right.
01:34:47.000 You could do that today.
01:34:48.000 Oh, if I'm running a business and I have access to somebody who has a PR arm, I would do that kind of stuff.
01:34:56.000 I feel like a lot of stuff is all kind of sneakily tied in.
01:34:59.000 You don't really realize it.
01:35:00.000 Oh, yeah.
01:35:01.000 For sure.
01:35:02.000 That was one of the things that came out about Bill Gates, that Bill Gates had heavily invested in some fund, and this fund had been attacking Elon, because he has a short position on Tesla stock.
01:35:14.000 Elon had a conversation with Bill Gates.
01:35:16.000 It was a public thing, because Bill Gates asked him to invest in one of his philanthropic...
01:35:24.000 the word came out wrong.
01:35:26.000 Philanthropic adventures.
01:35:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:35:28.000 And Elon Musk asked him, do you still have a short position on Tesla?
01:35:33.000 Okay.
01:35:34.000 And it's like Tesla, he shorted it like a billion dollars.
01:35:36.000 Oh, damn.
01:35:38.000 Yeah, it's like a big position.
01:35:39.000 And he said, yeah, I do, but what does that have to do with anything?
01:35:41.000 He's like, fuck off.
01:35:42.000 Yeah.
01:35:43.000 I'm not interested, bro.
01:35:44.000 Damn.
01:35:45.000 You're betting on me to lose.
01:35:47.000 Get out of here, pal.
01:35:48.000 Did you want him to buy Twitter?
01:35:50.000 I wish he would buy it and shut it down.
01:35:52.000 He might still buy it.
01:35:53.000 This whole thing that's going on right now, this is like, in my opinion, this is a way for us to find out exactly how many bots are on Twitter.
01:36:01.000 And this is the best way.
01:36:02.000 Because if he just bought it, then he would have to find out.
01:36:05.000 Right.
01:36:05.000 He'd have to do some sort of internal examination.
01:36:07.000 But they claim that Twitter only has 5% bots.
01:36:12.000 He thinks it's far more than 5%, and he thinks that the way they determined 5% is not adequate.
01:36:18.000 I forget exactly what they did.
01:36:20.000 It was something like they took a random 100 accounts, and out of that 100 accounts, five of them were bullshit.
01:36:26.000 So they figured, well, that's probably 5%.
01:36:28.000 And he's like, that's not how you do it.
01:36:29.000 You need a really comprehensive way of examining all of the different people that may or may not be bots.
01:36:37.000 But the thing is, like, are they bots or are they on a troll farm?
01:36:40.000 Like, if it's in a troll farm, how do you even know if they're bots?
01:36:44.000 Like, how do you know if they're being paid to say what they're saying?
01:36:47.000 A lot of them are trying to fuck.
01:36:48.000 Usually a lot of the chick ones, you know, it's like sex.
01:36:52.000 Look at this or something, you know, and it's sex.
01:36:54.000 Right, but they're not really trying to fuck.
01:36:56.000 They're trying to fuck you out of your money.
01:36:57.000 Yeah.
01:36:58.000 They're trying to get your dumb ass to give them a credit card.
01:37:00.000 Yeah.
01:37:01.000 Like, I'm having a hard time, my transmission broke.
01:37:03.000 And you're like, oh baby, I could take care of that.
01:37:05.000 That's crazy, huh?
01:37:06.000 That ain't nothing.
01:37:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:37:08.000 Transmission, I only have about 900 bucks.
01:37:10.000 I got you.
01:37:11.000 Mail him a wrench.
01:37:12.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:37:14.000 What about, um, but do you think, um, I wish he, what if he bought it and then shut it down?
01:37:21.000 Why would he do that?
01:37:22.000 Because then it's dead.
01:37:23.000 Yeah, but then he loses 44 billion dollars.
01:37:26.000 You're a terrible businessman.
01:37:27.000 But we don't have to fucking deal with Twitter anymore.
01:37:30.000 What about him?
01:37:31.000 He's out 44 billion.
01:37:32.000 You know how hard it is to make 44 billion?
01:37:34.000 You just give it away to kill Twitter.
01:37:36.000 He saved the world, though.
01:37:38.000 They would just make twatter.
01:37:40.000 And then everybody would hop on board with twatter because Twitter's not around anymore.
01:37:44.000 Yeah, same people would run it.
01:37:45.000 Listen, if they kill Twitter, those same social justice warrior executives, they'll get some fucking venture capitalists to fund some new thing, and they'll have some comprehensive, inclusive, new kind of social media platform where everybody's special.
01:38:03.000 Yeah, I guess I'm wondering if it should be shut down.
01:38:05.000 But I guess, yes, somebody would just make a new one.
01:38:06.000 Did you see that Reddit banned the use of the word groomer?
01:38:10.000 I looked into that a little bit.
01:38:13.000 That is what they were saying, but that's not quite what happened from what I was reading.
01:38:17.000 Okay, what did you read?
01:38:20.000 The screenshot that I've read on a few pages was from a subreddit, and the subreddit claimed that admins told them they couldn't do that stuff anymore, and they had to police their subreddit harder using those terms groomer.
01:38:34.000 Is there a lot of people grooming out there?
01:38:36.000 Is that kind of stuff growing, you think?
01:38:38.000 Well, the problem is people are using it as an anti-LBGTQ term.
01:38:43.000 They're talking about groomers as is someone trying to groom young kids and either make them gay or trans.
01:39:09.000 They gotta stop it.
01:39:14.000 But it's a thing.
01:39:16.000 Grooming is a thing.
01:39:18.000 And I understand that it makes people uncomfortable that people connect it to LBGTQ people.
01:39:24.000 A lot of it is like TikTok.
01:39:26.000 Because people are seeing these people on TikTok.
01:39:30.000 With blue hair, screaming, all your children are going to be trans, and they freak out, and they're like, we've got to stop these groomers.
01:39:36.000 They're grooming our kids.
01:39:36.000 It's like, but how many fucking of them are there?
01:39:39.000 Like, and how much of this is just magnified by social media?
01:39:43.000 Right.
01:39:43.000 And how much of it is magnified by groups like TikTok, which, you know, are, oh my god, I read TikTok's terms of service.
01:39:52.000 I went down a TikTok rabbit hole yesterday.
01:39:54.000 Yeah, it's good.
01:39:55.000 I stayed home, smoked a little weed, and I started reading up on TikTok.
01:39:58.000 Yeah.
01:39:59.000 Oh, my God.
01:39:59.000 I'm going to read you this, because this is so crazy.
01:40:02.000 Is it good or bad?
01:40:03.000 Bad.
01:40:04.000 So what are you saying?
01:40:05.000 It's a bad place to be?
01:40:06.000 Listen to this.
01:40:07.000 This is from TikTok's privacy policy.
01:40:10.000 All right.
01:40:11.000 It said, we collect certain information about the device you use to access the platform.
01:40:16.000 Mm-hmm.
01:40:17.000 Such as your IP address, user region, this is really crazy, user agent, mobile carrier, time zone settings, identifiers for advertising purpose, model of your device, the device system,
01:40:33.000 network type, device IDs, your screen resolution and operating system, app and file names and types.
01:40:42.000 So all your apps and all your file names, all the things you have filed away on your phone, they have access to that.
01:40:47.000 File names and types.
01:40:49.000 Keystroke patterns or rhythms.
01:40:51.000 So they're monitoring your keystrokes, which means they know every fucking thing you type.
01:40:54.000 Wow.
01:40:55.000 Battery state, audio settings, and connected audio devices, where you log in from multiple devices.
01:41:03.000 Oh.
01:41:04.000 We may be able to use your profile information to identify your activity across devices.
01:41:10.000 We may also associate you with information collected from devices other than those you use to log into the platform, meaning they can use other computers that you're not even using to log into TikTok.
01:41:26.000 They can suck the data off that.
01:41:28.000 That's what you're agreeing to.
01:41:30.000 When you download and start using TikTok.
01:41:33.000 That's wild!
01:41:34.000 It's insane.
01:41:35.000 My question would be, do you think they did that, they created TikTok just on purpose to have all that?
01:41:41.000 100%.
01:41:42.000 Wow!
01:41:42.000 I think they saw that people are addicted to social media, and they came up with the most addictive version of social media, which is TikTok.
01:41:50.000 It's the most addictive by far.
01:41:51.000 It's the best for sucking people in.
01:41:53.000 My kids are fucking hook, line, and sinker on that shit.
01:41:56.000 And I know a lot of other people who are hook, line, and sinker to grown people.
01:41:59.000 It's good.
01:41:59.000 It's good.
01:42:00.000 And it starts playing things immediately.
01:42:02.000 The moment you turn it on, it's like playing you a new thing, playing you a new thing.
01:42:04.000 You're like...
01:42:06.000 And you just sucked into it.
01:42:07.000 And all the while, it's monitoring your keystrokes, your audio settings.
01:42:12.000 By audio settings, that means it has access to your microphone.
01:42:15.000 That means it's listening to you right now.
01:42:16.000 Just tell me how it ends, man.
01:42:17.000 It ends with China having all of your data.
01:42:21.000 And if they develop a sort of digital currency...
01:42:22.000 If they get all the data, then what?
01:42:24.000 Then what?
01:42:24.000 Well, you're fucked.
01:42:26.000 Because if they...
01:42:26.000 Look, what's going on in China, I don't know if you've seen this, but they pulled tanks in front of banks to stop people from fucking rioting because they just took all their money.
01:42:35.000 Did you see all that?
01:42:36.000 Yeah.
01:42:37.000 Did you see that shit?
01:42:38.000 Oh, my God.
01:42:39.000 They have shut down people's accounts, and they're doing a social credit score system in China, and they have digital currency.
01:42:47.000 Video of tanks shows Chinese military exercise, not bank barricade.
01:42:52.000 Yeah, according to China and the AP. But if you see what's going on over there with the digital currency, what they have is the ability to tell you you can't buy gas.
01:43:03.000 Like, hey, Theo, we don't like the way you're living your life, so you're not going to be able to buy a plane.
01:43:09.000 China's a dump, man.
01:43:12.000 I mean, there's cool people and I like some of the food, but I think it just...
01:43:16.000 I don't know.
01:43:18.000 I don't like the way they're doing it all.
01:43:20.000 Any military exercise they're doing when they're putting tanks in front of a bank is intimidation at the very least.
01:43:26.000 Do you think the people there even know what freedom is anymore, or do you think they're just so brainwashed?
01:43:30.000 They've never had freedom like we have, so no.
01:43:32.000 I mean, they weren't even capitalists for a long time, right?
01:43:36.000 It was a communist country.
01:43:37.000 And then they realized, you know what?
01:43:38.000 In order to compete, we got to loosen this up a little bit and let some people get greedy and make a shitload of money.
01:43:44.000 And that's what they did.
01:43:45.000 They kind of have a hybrid of capitalism and communism.
01:43:49.000 You know, because in the old days, it was like the government would tell you what you do.
01:43:53.000 The government would tell you what you get paid.
01:43:55.000 And you just did what you had to do.
01:43:57.000 You did what you were told.
01:43:58.000 Right.
01:43:58.000 But what they do now is they allow people to get extraordinarily wealthy.
01:44:02.000 So some people, they develop industries, they develop businesses, and they work in conjunction with the government.
01:44:08.000 Every business that exists in China, say it's a tech business, you are an arm of the government.
01:44:15.000 You're not independent from the government.
01:44:17.000 That was the concern with Huawei.
01:44:20.000 Like when they were trying to, when they banned Huawei phones from being distributed in America.
01:44:26.000 Do you know about all that?
01:44:27.000 I don't think so.
01:44:28.000 It's not the gas station.
01:44:29.000 No, that's Huawei, right?
01:44:32.000 What is it?
01:44:34.000 You're talking about flip phones?
01:44:35.000 It's an H. No, they have super complex smartphones.
01:44:41.000 Like Huawei, it starts with an H. Huawei had some amazing phones.
01:44:48.000 Oh, Huawei.
01:44:49.000 Huawei, okay.
01:44:50.000 With an H. Okay.
01:44:51.000 And they had amazing phones that they were using, like, they had like 100 megapixel digital cameras before anybody did, really like high-end phones.
01:45:01.000 But they also had network devices that were stealing data.
01:45:05.000 Fancy.
01:45:05.000 Yeah.
01:45:06.000 Well, they were using them as spy devices.
01:45:09.000 Okay.
01:45:10.000 You know, like, all this shit that I was reading about TikTok?
01:45:12.000 Well, they have a similar situation with, like, their routers.
01:45:17.000 So that's spying.
01:45:18.000 So they're spying, basically.
01:45:19.000 100%.
01:45:19.000 But what do they do once they have all this information?
01:45:21.000 Like, what's the end goal to having it all?
01:45:24.000 Oh, yeah.
01:45:25.000 FBI found Huawei equipment in Midwest could disrupt nuclear communications, CNN. And that is from yesterday.
01:45:32.000 I'm going to send you this, Jamie.
01:45:35.000 I'm going to send you some new thing.
01:45:36.000 Hold on a second.
01:45:37.000 Dang.
01:45:38.000 Because this is really crazy.
01:45:40.000 This is some shit that they found out where the FBI director starts talking about...
01:45:47.000 I'll send you this, Jamie.
01:45:49.000 Hold on a second.
01:45:49.000 The FBI director was talking about how bad the Chinese spying is on Americans, and he said it's bigger than every other country combined.
01:46:03.000 Why do they want to spy on us though?
01:46:05.000 Because what?
01:46:05.000 Because we are what?
01:46:06.000 Stealing intellectual property, stealing all your data, stealing credit card numbers, stealing where you're going, tracking you, if you're criticizing the Chinese government, like whatever the fuck you're in control.
01:46:20.000 So say one day they could like...
01:46:22.000 One day, would it be possible then, if they take all this information, that they could just, like, commandeer, like, say, like, a business's website, right?
01:46:31.000 For sure.
01:46:32.000 Like Nike.
01:46:32.000 For sure.
01:46:32.000 Listen to this guy talk.
01:46:34.000 Okay.
01:46:34.000 Listen to this guy talk.
01:46:35.000 Go full screen.
01:46:36.000 Yeah, sure.
01:46:36.000 Go full screen and then give me some volume.
01:46:38.000 The biggest threat we face as a country from a counterintelligence perspective is from the People's Republic of China, and especially the Chinese Communist Party.
01:46:46.000 No country presents a broader, more severe threat to our ideas, our innovation, our economic security than China.
01:46:57.000 And they are targeting our innovation, our trade secrets, our intellectual property, On a scale that's unprecedented in history.
01:47:09.000 They have a bigger hacking program than that of every other major nation combined.
01:47:16.000 They have stolen more of Americans' personal and corporate data than every nation combined.
01:47:24.000 What is the FBI doing about that?
01:47:26.000 So the FBI is keenly focused on the China counterintelligence threat.
01:47:31.000 We are now moving at a pace where we're opening a new China counterintelligence investigation about every 12 hours.
01:47:40.000 Jesus Christ.
01:47:42.000 Every 12 hours.
01:47:44.000 So, like, say one day you could go to a website, right, to buy something, okay?
01:47:50.000 Yeah.
01:47:51.000 And China has the information of the website.
01:47:53.000 It has your information.
01:47:55.000 And they could, wonder if they could, like, put their own website over it.
01:47:58.000 So you actually just buy it and they send it to you from China and they make the money and that company never even gets there.
01:48:03.000 I'm sure they could do that.
01:48:05.000 It'd be even worse.
01:48:05.000 How about this?
01:48:06.000 Maybe you develop something.
01:48:07.000 You develop some new innovative technology, but you develop it using an internet that's connected with Huawei devices or some other device that the Chinese government has infiltrated and put third-party access to.
01:48:20.000 So they infiltrate all of your secrets, and when you go to market, they've already created it.
01:48:26.000 So they already have put people to work building the thing that you have worked so hard to develop.
01:48:32.000 They put engineers on it, and they do it.
01:48:34.000 So all of our intellectual property, all of our creative pursuits in terms of innovation, they steal all that.
01:48:42.000 Wow.
01:48:43.000 And they just build it over there.
01:48:46.000 They have Apple stores in China that have nothing to do with Apple.
01:48:49.000 Everything's counterfeit.
01:48:51.000 Oh, dude, one time I went to this Starbucks one time in Jamaica, right?
01:48:55.000 We went in there and somebody had just stolen a Starbucks sign and put it up outside of this place.
01:49:01.000 So we go in and the guy's like, welcome to the Starbucks Lounge!
01:49:06.000 He's like, can I get you a smoothie?
01:49:09.000 And it was in Jamaica?
01:49:09.000 Yeah.
01:49:10.000 So he just had a Starbucks sign.
01:49:12.000 Yeah, it was like a smoothie shop, dude.
01:49:15.000 It was so ridiculous, bro.
01:49:16.000 Well, other countries have like totally different rules in terms of what you can get away with and what you can.
01:49:21.000 And China's rules are wild.
01:49:22.000 You know, they have versions of world cities that they've built replicas of in China.
01:49:29.000 Like they have a version of Paris.
01:49:31.000 Have you seen that?
01:49:34.000 Google a Chinese version of Paris.
01:49:37.000 Because they have the kind of money they have in China, and because they have free reign to do whatever the fuck they want, they've literally built cities that they don't even use.
01:49:47.000 Oh, I wonder if...
01:49:48.000 What are you wondering?
01:49:52.000 I'm trying to think what I'm wondering.
01:49:55.000 Look at this.
01:49:57.000 The Eitel Tower left is one of Paris' most iconic landmarks.
01:50:01.000 The second largest replica in the world can be found in...
01:50:04.000 Boy, say that word.
01:50:07.000 Tianducheng?
01:50:08.000 Tianducheng.
01:50:09.000 Tianducheng.
01:50:10.000 After the Paris Las Vegas hotel in Nevada.
01:50:13.000 Look at that one on the right.
01:50:14.000 That is a fake Eiffel Tower.
01:50:17.000 It looks exactly like it.
01:50:19.000 But it's in China.
01:50:20.000 But that's just like us.
01:50:22.000 But look, they build the buildings.
01:50:23.000 Do you have to sign in for this shit?
01:50:26.000 Everything's like that.
01:50:27.000 But look, they made all the different buildings there.
01:50:30.000 That's what's wild.
01:50:32.000 Like they've recreated everything.
01:50:34.000 They've recreated, look at that.
01:50:36.000 I mean, that is fucking wild.
01:50:38.000 They recreate the building on the corner.
01:50:39.000 They recreate all this shit.
01:50:41.000 Look at that.
01:50:42.000 It's in China.
01:50:43.000 Oh yeah, that's the...
01:50:46.000 It's a huge replica of Paris.
01:50:48.000 Like, they've literally reproduced Paris.
01:50:50.000 Well, dude, the one thing that's wild about China, you ride on the trains, and sometimes they have these buildings, and they're just, they built them, but there's no windows.
01:50:57.000 They're just, like, completely abandoned, but they're huge high-rises just everywhere.
01:51:01.000 There's nothing in them.
01:51:02.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:51:03.000 It's the same thing.
01:51:04.000 That's what we're talking about.
01:51:05.000 Like, they have the ability to do stuff like that that we just don't have.
01:51:10.000 What do they do if somebody dies over there?
01:51:12.000 Do they bury them, or they don't care?
01:51:15.000 I mean, they can definitely make you disappear over there.
01:51:18.000 Do you know that bodies exhibit?
01:51:20.000 That was another thing that I went down a rabbit hole yesterday with.
01:51:23.000 Oh, the one that went around America?
01:51:25.000 Didn't go around America.
01:51:27.000 They're simultaneously going around the whole world, all over the place.
01:51:31.000 Body world or whatever.
01:51:33.000 They dissect the body and there's a process where they infuse the body with plastic.
01:51:38.000 Do you know where they get those bodies from?
01:51:41.000 Chinese unclaimed bodies.
01:51:43.000 No way.
01:51:44.000 Which include political prisoners.
01:51:46.000 I went three times, dude.
01:51:48.000 I went a couple times, too.
01:51:49.000 It was unbelievable.
01:51:50.000 You see the one with the baby in it?
01:51:51.000 Yeah, there's baby ones.
01:51:53.000 There's a bunch of them, but they're in all sorts of different countries simultaneously.
01:51:58.000 They're going on right now all over the world.
01:52:00.000 There's one that's permanently at the Luxor in Vegas.
01:52:04.000 Wow.
01:52:04.000 They have that one there.
01:52:05.000 They have them all over the world.
01:52:06.000 And they're bodies of prisoners.
01:52:09.000 Yeah.
01:52:11.000 There's one where the guy's playing tennis.
01:52:13.000 That could be some guy who's a fucking tennis player banging some dude's wife.
01:52:18.000 He's like, oh, you think you're gonna fuck my wife?
01:52:20.000 And they just turn this dude into a plastic statue holding a tennis racket with his dick hanging out.
01:52:27.000 Yeah, and they even cut their dick down the middle.
01:52:30.000 They do things where if you found that in a warehouse, you would say, that guy's a serial killer.
01:52:36.000 But, you know, it's at the Luxor.
01:52:37.000 You're like, oh, I guess everything's cool.
01:52:39.000 It's pretty normal.
01:52:39.000 You have to pay.
01:52:40.000 You have to pay to get in here, so it must be normal.
01:52:42.000 We're getting acclimated to weird stuff being more normal.
01:52:45.000 That's the weirdest.
01:52:46.000 That was one of the weirdest things.
01:52:48.000 If you find out that these people most likely were executed, and some of them they found bullet holes in.
01:52:54.000 Oh, damn, dude.
01:52:55.000 Which makes sense, right?
01:52:57.000 I mean, if you're going to get a body from Chinese unclaimed bodies, which include prisoners.
01:53:03.000 Like a Ross dress for less?
01:53:04.000 Executed prisoners.
01:53:05.000 Yeah.
01:53:06.000 But it's fucking bodies.
01:53:07.000 It's bodies.
01:53:08.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:53:09.000 And they've also like...
01:53:10.000 They're all smalls.
01:53:11.000 They connected one of the guys who sells the bodies to this Russian group that was using homeless people and prisoners.
01:53:19.000 And then they sell them the bodies.
01:53:21.000 And they take these bodies and they dump them into some vats.
01:53:25.000 See if they can find a thing on the process of plastinization.
01:53:30.000 Play it, plastinization, yeah.
01:53:31.000 We saw a dude in Albuquerque with a sword, man, late at night.
01:53:34.000 Take a hit.
01:53:35.000 Give me a hit, damn, dude.
01:53:37.000 Am I struggling that bad today?
01:53:38.000 No, no, you're not struggling at all.
01:53:40.000 That nicotine really got me.
01:53:42.000 Is that a new one, Jamie?
01:53:43.000 You opening up a new one?
01:53:44.000 No, it's the same.
01:53:45.000 But it has the label on it.
01:53:47.000 That's how strong this shit is.
01:53:48.000 It puts the label back on itself.
01:53:50.000 Yeah, it seals, reseals.
01:53:51.000 Ready?
01:53:52.000 I can already feel it.
01:53:53.000 All right.
01:53:57.000 It was so bad.
01:54:00.000 It's so bad when it's...
01:54:01.000 Bro, I'm not joking, bro.
01:54:06.000 I'm not joking, dude.
01:54:09.000 It's so sharp, right?
01:54:11.000 It's so sharp.
01:54:12.000 Yes, I feel like...
01:54:13.000 Jamie, you want some of those?
01:54:14.000 Nope.
01:54:15.000 You sure?
01:54:16.000 What was the last time you had some?
01:54:18.000 I feel great.
01:54:18.000 Leave them alone, Joe.
01:54:20.000 Come on, give me a little hit.
01:54:22.000 I don't need it.
01:54:22.000 Come on, a little bit for me.
01:54:24.000 I could fake it.
01:54:25.000 It'll help you lift weights, Jamie.
01:54:27.000 I already did today.
01:54:28.000 I feel like a sword just came on me.
01:54:31.000 A sword?
01:54:34.000 It feels insane.
01:54:37.000 Oh my god.
01:54:38.000 Put the lid on that, please.
01:54:41.000 You're going to take another one?
01:54:42.000 Oh my god, you're an animal.
01:54:44.000 I like to ride the fucking dark on me.
01:54:49.000 Does it get better the second time around?
01:54:51.000 It gets a little more manageable.
01:54:58.000 Oh my god.
01:55:04.000 I feel like they're moving furniture in my fucking DNA, baby.
01:55:08.000 Yeah, that is not good.
01:55:09.000 Dude, yeah, you gotta have Bobby Kennedy on, man.
01:55:10.000 He's an interesting dude.
01:55:12.000 How did you meet him?
01:55:13.000 I met him just through, like, this...
01:55:16.000 I met him through just some other friends.
01:55:18.000 Yeah?
01:55:19.000 And, uh...
01:55:21.000 He's just an interesting guy.
01:55:24.000 He's just so smart.
01:55:26.000 And he works with the environment, you know?
01:55:28.000 So his whole life has been about taking care of the environment.
01:55:30.000 Yeah, he was an environmentalist.
01:55:32.000 You're crying.
01:55:32.000 Are you emotional or just like freaking out because of the smelling salts?
01:55:36.000 I mean, I can get emotional sometimes, but I think the salts have got me.
01:55:41.000 And that thing made my heart slower.
01:55:43.000 It's so rough.
01:55:44.000 It makes me never want to play golf, too, smoking that cigar.
01:55:47.000 So when you had him on, would you associate golf with cigars?
01:55:51.000 Yeah.
01:55:52.000 The cigar bothered you, too?
01:55:53.000 Rich people, you know, fucking, hey.
01:55:55.000 You love Clemson?
01:55:57.000 Making deals.
01:55:58.000 You go to Clemson or what?
01:56:01.000 It's Clemson.
01:56:01.000 Roll Tide.
01:56:03.000 Yeah, but he loves...
01:56:04.000 Well, he started with the environment outside of our bodies, and then...
01:56:08.000 So I think whenever everything happened with COVID, he was thinking about the environment inside of our bodies.
01:56:12.000 He's long been somebody that speaks out about...
01:56:16.000 What's it called?
01:56:19.000 Inoculations.
01:56:19.000 Yeah, he was an environmental lawyer, right?
01:56:21.000 Dude, I got a buddy who was addicted to inoculations, fucking during COVID. He broke into a CVS and did like 40 fucking shots, dude.
01:56:29.000 What?
01:56:29.000 Yeah, bro.
01:56:30.000 What?
01:56:32.000 What are you doing?
01:56:33.000 Hell yeah.
01:56:33.000 He got like...
01:56:34.000 He got a bunch of different vaccines?
01:56:36.000 Oh yeah, Rose, dude.
01:56:37.000 Boy, they should study him.
01:56:39.000 How's he doing?
01:56:39.000 Maybe that's the key.
01:56:40.000 You gotta get a lot.
01:56:41.000 I think he's doing fine.
01:56:42.000 I've seen him at some meetings.
01:56:44.000 Inoculation meetings?
01:56:45.000 Inoculations Anonymous?
01:56:49.000 Hey, bro.
01:56:50.000 He goes to IA. You got some MMR or what?
01:56:56.000 I'm trying to mix that Johnson& Johnson up with that Moderna and get that Rush.
01:57:01.000 I'm trying to get just below a stroke.
01:57:04.000 I just want that blood to flow smooth.
01:57:07.000 But Bobby's interested.
01:57:08.000 He just got that voice surgery.
01:57:09.000 He did?
01:57:10.000 Yes.
01:57:10.000 When did he get that?
01:57:11.000 I think about a month ago.
01:57:12.000 I don't know if it's...
01:57:13.000 I'm not sure.
01:57:14.000 I just texted him, so I don't know.
01:57:16.000 But I hope it gets better.
01:57:17.000 He's just a really neat guy.
01:57:18.000 So, what was wrong with his voice?
01:57:20.000 Because I've heard that it was something he actually got was an injury from a vaccine.
01:57:25.000 Oh, really?
01:57:26.000 Yeah.
01:57:27.000 You can find that.
01:57:28.000 Oh, that would make so much sense.
01:57:30.000 Yeah, because he's so...
01:57:31.000 What took him down that road.
01:57:33.000 What does it say in here?
01:57:35.000 Spasmodic dysphonia.
01:57:37.000 That's it.
01:57:37.000 It causes his voice to quaver.
01:57:40.000 What's quaver?
01:57:40.000 Is that like quiver?
01:57:41.000 And makes speech difficult.
01:57:43.000 It's a form of involuntary movement disorder called dystonia that affects only the larynx.
01:57:50.000 That larynx, baby.
01:57:51.000 How did he get that, though?
01:57:53.000 Because I had read that he got that from a vaccine.
01:57:56.000 Like, there was a, you know, he got vaccinated for something, and then that hit his vocal cords.
01:58:01.000 Oh, I don't know.
01:58:02.000 I can't, I mean, he might have told me.
01:58:03.000 I don't remember.
01:58:03.000 You remember stuff really well.
01:58:05.000 Sometimes.
01:58:06.000 Yeah.
01:58:07.000 Yeah, I remember most stuff really well.
01:58:09.000 But that's insane, dude.
01:58:11.000 Yeah.
01:58:12.000 You know that that's really fucking weird.
01:58:14.000 What's weird?
01:58:15.000 My memory?
01:58:16.000 It's not weird.
01:58:16.000 I shouldn't say weird isn't the word.
01:58:17.000 But it's really...
01:58:19.000 People don't have that.
01:58:22.000 How so?
01:58:23.000 They don't, man.
01:58:25.000 I've met a lot of people that aren't able to remember that kind of stuff like you.
01:58:29.000 You got that...
01:58:31.000 But this is what I do.
01:58:32.000 I'm in here doing this all the time.
01:58:34.000 I know.
01:58:35.000 But you have a really good, you also have a great knack for it.
01:58:39.000 Well this, I have a knack for remembering things that are interesting to me.
01:58:44.000 Yeah.
01:58:44.000 Yeah.
01:58:45.000 I can remember like, when I do like UFC stuff, I can remember fights from 20 years ago.
01:58:51.000 Wow.
01:58:51.000 I can remember details of like how it went down.
01:58:54.000 Yeah.
01:58:55.000 Who fought who and how and what happened.
01:58:58.000 Yeah.
01:58:59.000 That's exciting.
01:59:01.000 Yeah, I wonder if I had a greater memory what it would be like.
01:59:04.000 I also take alpha brain though.
01:59:05.000 That definitely helps.
01:59:06.000 Yeah?
01:59:07.000 This version of alpha brain, the newest version, the black label, this stuff is legit.
01:59:12.000 Maybe I'll get on some.
01:59:13.000 Get on some.
01:59:14.000 I'll get it for you.
01:59:15.000 You will?
01:59:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:59:16.000 I'm a big believer in that.
01:59:17.000 I'm a big believer in nootropics.
01:59:19.000 There's been two studies that we did for the Boston Center of Memory.
01:59:25.000 Boston Center of Memory or Boston Center of Memory?
01:59:29.000 What was the name of the...
01:59:30.000 Anyway.
01:59:31.000 There was two double-blind, placebo-controlled trials that they did where they showed increase in verbal memory, increase in your...
01:59:40.000 It's like your ability to form sentences, the ability to recall words, and peak alpha flow state.
01:59:47.000 Oh, yeah.
01:59:49.000 Andrew Huberman actually went over it.
01:59:52.000 And I think they have the video of it on the Onnit Instagram site.
01:59:56.000 But he went over all the ingredients that are in AlphaBrain and how they could benefit memory and cognitive function.
02:00:04.000 But it's been scientifically proven that that stuff benefits cognitive function and memory.
02:00:11.000 And there's a bunch of different nootropics.
02:00:13.000 I mean, obviously I'm connected to Onnit, but one of the things that I'm not connected to that we love is NeuroGum.
02:00:18.000 We always have stacks of that NeuroGum.
02:00:20.000 That stuff's great.
02:00:21.000 I've never had that.
02:00:22.000 It's very good.
02:00:23.000 I'm jacked on this stuff.
02:00:25.000 Which stuff?
02:00:26.000 All of this.
02:00:27.000 The coffee.
02:00:28.000 That.
02:00:28.000 The NAD shot I got.
02:00:30.000 You had an NAD shot.
02:00:31.000 You had two shots of Juju Mufu's Ah.
02:00:34.000 You've got two of these Black Rifle coffees that have 300 milligrams of caffeine each.
02:00:41.000 You've downed two of those.
02:00:42.000 You're all hopped up on speed, son.
02:00:44.000 I'm not doing that great.
02:00:46.000 You look great.
02:00:47.000 Do I really?
02:00:48.000 Your hair looks fabulous.
02:00:49.000 Thanks.
02:00:49.000 You think I look alright, Jimmy?
02:00:50.000 It looks great.
02:00:51.000 Thanks, man.
02:00:52.000 You look great.
02:00:52.000 I've been feeling better.
02:00:53.000 I just, I think that getting that caffeine in my heart early fucking shook me with that stick right there.
02:01:01.000 Nicotine.
02:01:01.000 Oh, the nicotine, huh?
02:01:03.000 Yeah, dude.
02:01:03.000 Tobacco?
02:01:03.000 You only took like a little bit of that cigar.
02:01:05.000 No, man.
02:01:06.000 Look how much is going.
02:01:06.000 I'm balls deep in this bitch.
02:01:09.000 Yeah, y'all can handle it, man.
02:01:10.000 I think I just got...
02:01:13.000 You're sensitive.
02:01:16.000 Yeah, I'm sensitive to different materials, you know?
02:01:18.000 Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
02:01:19.000 Were you ever a cigarette smoker?
02:01:20.000 Yeah, I used to smoke them, man, but...
02:01:22.000 And I didn't like it.
02:01:26.000 I didn't like it, man, but I fucking smoked them bitches, boy.
02:01:28.000 You know what I really like?
02:01:30.000 Vape pens.
02:01:30.000 Yeah.
02:01:31.000 You do?
02:01:33.000 They make these tobacco ones now.
02:01:34.000 You take a hit and you just have a head rush.
02:01:36.000 The mother of all head rushes.
02:01:38.000 One big shot and breathe it out.
02:01:41.000 And it's like...
02:01:42.000 Kill Tony has a sponsor.
02:01:46.000 They're called...
02:01:47.000 I think it's called Escobars.
02:01:49.000 Oh yeah, that's the one that I like.
02:01:51.000 Bro.
02:01:52.000 Them bitches are hardcore.
02:01:53.000 They're fat like a cigar, and you take a hit of those, and you are just caroosing.
02:01:58.000 And they're all flavored, like they mix flavors and things that have happened in your child, like Kiwi puberty or something, you know, or fucking...
02:02:07.000 They'll have like a cinnamon divorce, and you're like, what the fuck's going on here?
02:02:12.000 Cinnamon divorce!
02:02:12.000 You know?
02:02:13.000 They're so strong.
02:02:13.000 I think, didn't the government, didn't they like make a move to outlaw?
02:02:18.000 Yeah, they just did, but that's only, I think, for Jules.
02:02:20.000 I think they're still letting some of these other ones go.
02:02:23.000 Because, yeah, man, people can now smoke indoors.
02:02:25.000 I think more people are smoking now than ever before.
02:02:28.000 But they're doing it with the vapes.
02:02:30.000 Yeah.
02:02:31.000 But I wonder how bad the vapes are for you, as opposed to cigarettes.
02:02:35.000 When we find that, I mean, it's like, I'm sure they didn't test it for 30 years.
02:02:40.000 It's gonna be bad.
02:02:41.000 Like, a lot of people smoke cigarettes for 30 years before they get cancer.
02:02:45.000 Dude, I just feel like, I wonder, do you think that the world is really getting, like, that everything's getting real shady and weird?
02:02:53.000 Or do you think we're just getting older and people as they get older start to think that things are getting shady and weird?
02:02:59.000 I think things are definitely escalating.
02:03:01.000 They're definitely getting shadier and weirder.
02:03:03.000 The problem is they're also getting exposed, so they have to be more aggressive in how they propagandize and how they pretend that things aren't shady and weird.
02:03:15.000 So then you feel like you're being gaslit, right?
02:03:17.000 You know what gaslighting is?
02:03:18.000 Not exactly.
02:03:19.000 I've heard it.
02:03:19.000 Someone pretends that something is different than it is.
02:03:24.000 If I started talking about Jamie and I said, Jamie, he's always been this really aggressive guy and he's just really mean to people, which is the opposite of Jamie.
02:03:34.000 I'm gaslighting you.
02:03:36.000 I'm telling you about Jamie.
02:03:37.000 I'm trying to put something in your head to make you think things are different than they are.
02:03:43.000 Maybe I'll make you think that it's your problem, it's your fault that something went wrong.
02:03:50.000 So I'll gaslight you.
02:03:51.000 Like, pump you up in a bunch of information when you really start believing it.
02:03:54.000 Like, oh, wow.
02:03:56.000 That's what gaslighting is.
02:03:57.000 And you're seeing that from news organizations.
02:03:59.000 Like, you're seeing that from, like, CNN. Yeah, fear tactics.
02:04:03.000 Fear tactics and also, like, pretending Joe Biden's fine.
02:04:07.000 Right.
02:04:07.000 Pretending, oh, he's just got a stutter.
02:04:09.000 Like, you know, that's gaslighting.
02:04:11.000 Right.
02:04:11.000 Like, did you ever see, like, the press secretary go on Don Lemon?
02:04:14.000 And she was like, you know, and he was like, is Joe Biden too old to run for president?
02:04:19.000 She's like, oh, how are we even asking this?
02:04:21.000 I can't even keep up with him.
02:04:23.000 He's amazing.
02:04:24.000 Like, that's gaslighting.
02:04:25.000 Right.
02:04:25.000 Like, that lady knows that guy's a dead man, a walking dead man.
02:04:29.000 Yeah, it makes me feel sad they keep putting him out there.
02:04:31.000 It is sad.
02:04:32.000 If that was your father, Or your grandfather or something like that.
02:04:35.000 You saw him stumbling over words on television and sitting on Jimmy Kimmel's couch and forgetting what he's talking about.
02:04:42.000 It's sad.
02:04:42.000 Yeah.
02:04:43.000 It reminds me of my father.
02:04:44.000 Right, because your dad was real old, right?
02:04:46.000 Yeah.
02:04:47.000 I mean, it's funny because it reminds me in weird ways, you know?
02:04:51.000 But it would hurt my feelings if they did that to my dad, you know?
02:04:55.000 If they pretended like he was well.
02:04:58.000 And he was struggling, you know?
02:04:59.000 And because of his age, not because of something he had done to himself.
02:05:02.000 Meanwhile, Fauci is two years older than him.
02:05:06.000 And I was listening to Fauci in an interview today, and he was sharp as a tack.
02:05:11.000 Sharp as a tack.
02:05:12.000 I mean, whatever that guy's doing, you know, other than vaccines, whatever stuff he's getting into his body, I mean, he must have the best nootropics.
02:05:21.000 He must be on the ball.
02:05:23.000 Do you think that there's better chemicals out there that people have access to that we don't know about?
02:05:28.000 I think I'd probably have access to them.
02:05:29.000 You'd have access to them?
02:05:30.000 Yeah.
02:05:30.000 Do you?
02:05:31.000 No.
02:05:32.000 No.
02:05:33.000 Not that I'm aware of.
02:05:34.000 I mean, there's some strategies that you can use that can mitigate the aging process.
02:05:40.000 And I've talked to a lot of those scientists, guys like David Sinclair from Harvard who's at the cutting edge of this stuff.
02:05:48.000 So there is some stuff.
02:05:49.000 And there's also this study out of Israel where they used hyperbaric chambers and they put people on a...
02:05:56.000 A routine of 60, 90 minute sessions over a course of 90 days.
02:06:01.000 And they found that the people that did that, it lengthened their telomeres to the point of, it would be like a difference of 20 years of aging.
02:06:13.000 So they went back and decreased their biological age by 20 years in accordance to what their telomere length was.
02:06:21.000 So there's certain things that people can do that definitely have a very positive impact on the way the body functions and behaves.
02:06:29.000 But to see a guy who's 81 years old, like Fauci is, talking so smoothly and so articulately and asking, he was on The Hill, that show Rising on the Hill, and they were interviewing him.
02:06:41.000 It was really interesting.
02:06:42.000 It was like, he's very sharp.
02:06:43.000 We had a dude who tried to fast himself out of being gay, I remember one time.
02:06:47.000 How many days?
02:06:48.000 I think he did almost 40 days or 20-something days.
02:06:52.000 Isn't that crazy?
02:06:53.000 How much weight did he lose?
02:06:55.000 Oh, he was ribs and dick by the end of it, you know?
02:07:00.000 And still...
02:07:01.000 I'm just thinking ribs with a big old dick.
02:07:04.000 I remember the...
02:07:05.000 He told me, he goes...
02:07:07.000 I'm thinking a skeleton with a big old rubbery dick.
02:07:10.000 He told me, he goes, it broke my heart because the first dude I saw with a Diet Coke, I wanted to fucking blow him.
02:07:15.000 And I was like, oh, man, what a letdown.
02:07:18.000 I saw a video today of a Rottweiler throwing up a woman's dildo.
02:07:22.000 Mm-hmm.
02:07:25.000 In full- How do you watch all this?
02:07:27.000 They brought the Rottweiler to the vet.
02:07:29.000 Fucking Instagram.
02:07:30.000 They brought the Rottweiler to the vet, and the vet's like...
02:07:33.000 And it comes out, this giant, hot pink dildo comes tumbling out of this Rottweiler's mouth.
02:07:43.000 And this poor lady has to sit there and go, yeah, that was in my ass.
02:07:48.000 Oh!
02:07:49.000 Somebody had to go get it.
02:07:51.000 That's crazy.
02:07:52.000 The dog smelled pussy on it.
02:07:53.000 I was like, I'll just swallow this.
02:07:55.000 Fuck it, it seems like food.
02:07:56.000 Dogs?
02:07:57.000 Yeah, I think, uh, what kind of animal?
02:07:59.000 Is that it?
02:07:59.000 Yeah, that's the dog.
02:08:00.000 Go full screen.
02:08:01.000 There's an ad that's all in a second.
02:08:03.000 Okay.
02:08:05.000 We are 12 seconds away from watching this Rottweiler throw up a giant dildo.
02:08:11.000 It's one of those giant dildos that has the asshole tickler, too, built in.
02:08:15.000 Ooh, that party boy.
02:08:16.000 Or the clit tickler.
02:08:17.000 Here it goes, watch him.
02:08:24.000 Just walk him away.
02:08:25.000 We're good.
02:08:26.000 We did good.
02:08:28.000 The lady's like, yeah, we're good.
02:08:30.000 Did good.
02:08:31.000 Let's get out of here.
02:08:33.000 Get the van, Ronnie!
02:08:35.000 It's a fucking 14-inch dildo.
02:08:36.000 Get the van!
02:08:39.000 Damn, bro.
02:08:40.000 Keep the car running!
02:08:42.000 That is a, uh...
02:08:44.000 Look at the size of that thing.
02:08:45.000 See, it's got the...
02:08:46.000 It's either a clit or a...
02:08:47.000 It looks like a butthole tickler to me.
02:08:49.000 Yeah, it could be.
02:08:51.000 That's a, um...
02:08:53.000 What are those things called that they bury stuff at the schoolyard and the kids all put something...
02:08:57.000 Time capsule.
02:08:58.000 Time capsule.
02:09:01.000 That's that Alabama time capsule right there, dude.
02:09:07.000 It looked like it had a macaroni in it.
02:09:09.000 Do you think once they come up with a fuck robot, will women want them more?
02:09:14.000 Who will want them first?
02:09:16.000 Would it be men fucking the fuck robot or women getting fucked by the fuck robot?
02:09:21.000 I think it'll be men, because women, I think, still will want somebody to be there more, because they have more of an attachment, I think, to somebody being there.
02:09:30.000 But I think even that's starting to dissipate some.
02:09:33.000 But I think...
02:09:35.000 But women have more sex toys than men, don't you think, in terms of, like, vibrators?
02:09:38.000 Like, a vibrator seems to me that it's, like, more common than, like, a pocket pussy or a fucking fleshlight or something like that.
02:09:48.000 Yeah, that's true.
02:09:48.000 Vibrators are...
02:09:51.000 That's true, man.
02:09:52.000 Damn, that stuff got me fucking shook up.
02:09:54.000 Which stuff?
02:09:55.000 This stuff?
02:09:55.000 I don't know.
02:09:56.000 But if you're somebody that is alive or whatever and you...
02:10:00.000 One of it?
02:10:03.000 Don't do it, man.
02:10:04.000 You can't help yourself, huh?
02:10:06.000 No, I want more.
02:10:07.000 It's weird.
02:10:08.000 Why do you want more when it makes you cry?
02:10:09.000 I'll fucking do an eight ball of that shit, son.
02:10:11.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:10:12.000 I'll hit the strip club with that shit, dude.
02:10:14.000 Imagine, have a girl sitting on your lap and be like, hey, honey, take a hit of this.
02:10:18.000 What the fuck is wrong with you, Theo?
02:10:22.000 Some bouncer beats your ass.
02:10:23.000 Yeah, what are you doing with my girls?
02:10:25.000 Yeah.
02:10:26.000 Oh, that was the scariest dude.
02:10:28.000 If he was ever in cocaine in a night, in like a strip club, that stuff's scary.
02:10:32.000 Cocaine is?
02:10:33.000 Yeah, cocaine's real scary, but...
02:10:35.000 Especially everybody dying from it now, but...
02:10:37.000 Oh, the fentanyl.
02:10:38.000 Oh, yeah.
02:10:39.000 Fentanyl's scary.
02:10:40.000 Even, so yeah, it's like we can't even make good cocaine anymore.
02:10:43.000 It's like...
02:10:43.000 Well, we can, but we gotta make it legal.
02:10:46.000 That's really what's up.
02:10:47.000 Do you know that it's the number one killer of people 18 to 49?
02:10:51.000 Wow.
02:10:53.000 Yeah.
02:10:53.000 Fentanyl?
02:10:53.000 Fentanyl.
02:10:54.000 That's unreal.
02:10:55.000 Yeah, it's unreal.
02:10:55.000 And most of the time people getting it, they don't think they're getting fentanyl.
02:10:58.000 They want to get ecstasy or they want to get, you know, whatever.
02:11:02.000 Whatever they're trying to get.
02:11:03.000 Coke.
02:11:03.000 And they're getting it laced.
02:11:05.000 Well, I had six friends during the pandemic that passed away.
02:11:09.000 Really?
02:11:09.000 Not best friends, but...
02:11:10.000 From fentanyl?
02:11:11.000 Friends from overdosing.
02:11:13.000 Jesus.
02:11:13.000 Because I was worried about whenever they started that.
02:11:15.000 I was like, well, if they close all these recovery meetings and everything closed.
02:11:19.000 And it went to Zoom.
02:11:20.000 But it's not the same as human connection.
02:11:23.000 So you saw a lot of people get disconnected, man.
02:11:27.000 Are you still going to meetings?
02:11:28.000 It's really scary.
02:11:29.000 Yeah.
02:11:30.000 I'm going back right now.
02:11:31.000 I'd kind of fallen off that path for a while.
02:11:35.000 And then I did that ayahuasca.
02:11:39.000 And that was really interesting because it like...
02:11:41.000 Brought up like a lot of like feelings and stuff, but you're kind of just going into old feelings.
02:11:46.000 Yeah?
02:11:46.000 Yeah.
02:11:47.000 Is that what it did for you?
02:11:49.000 Yeah, it brought up like, and memories and feelings of things that had happened when I was younger, things I'd never even known about, you know, kind of interesting.
02:11:56.000 Memories that you didn't know you had?
02:11:59.000 Feelings attached to memories that I didn't know had affected me.
02:12:03.000 Really?
02:12:04.000 Yeah.
02:12:04.000 Like how so?
02:12:05.000 Like I remember when I was like, I guess 10 or something, my brother moved away and my mom let him go live with my grandparents, right?
02:12:13.000 He wanted to go.
02:12:15.000 I guess it like really made me sad, right?
02:12:18.000 And I didn't know.
02:12:20.000 You know, I know I love my brother and stuff like that, but I didn't know that I'd felt really, and that came up out of nowhere.
02:12:26.000 Like I had no idea.
02:12:28.000 So that memory and feeling with it came up like, you know, just like a bubble coming up out of soup, you know?
02:12:35.000 Oh, so like you had suppressed that memory and you didn't realize you suppressed it, and then the ayahuasca brought it up and said, hey, this is a source of your sadness.
02:12:42.000 Yeah.
02:12:43.000 And it gets it kind of out of you, so you're able to kind of process it, so, you know...
02:12:49.000 I mean, I was in a, you know, I did it right off the 101, you know?
02:12:54.000 You mean on the side of the 101?
02:12:56.000 Not on the side.
02:12:57.000 It was indoors.
02:12:58.000 Oh, a house.
02:12:59.000 It was like a garage, kind of adjacent, but it was nice in there.
02:13:02.000 Yeah.
02:13:02.000 But we had a big group of folks.
02:13:04.000 How many people?
02:13:06.000 Maybe 16. Did anybody freak out?
02:13:08.000 Nope.
02:13:09.000 Really?
02:13:10.000 I've done DMT before with people that freaked out.
02:13:12.000 Really?
02:13:13.000 Was it scary?
02:13:14.000 One of my buddies went nuts.
02:13:16.000 He took his shirt off, was running around screaming.
02:13:18.000 He was fighting it.
02:13:20.000 Yeah, he threw up in the sink and was screaming and fighting it.
02:13:24.000 My buddy Scott, we did mushrooms.
02:13:27.000 He thought he was Korean and locked himself in a closet for three hours.
02:13:30.000 Whoa.
02:13:31.000 Why do you think he was Korean?
02:13:32.000 I don't know.
02:13:33.000 I wonder if he was in a past life.
02:13:34.000 We never even met a Korean, so I don't even know how he knew about it at the time.
02:13:40.000 School?
02:13:40.000 Perhaps school?
02:13:41.000 I don't think they taught us.
02:13:42.000 Maybe he just got really into Korean culture and didn't want to let you know.
02:13:45.000 It blew my mind.
02:13:47.000 When he even mentioned it.
02:13:49.000 But that was just, you know, I think there's something in it.
02:13:51.000 Yeah, I don't know.
02:13:52.000 Some of that stuff's real interesting.
02:13:53.000 But anyway, so that kind of stuff, yeah, that ayahuasca journey was, you know, that's just wild, bro.
02:14:01.000 Because all, you know, these things come up.
02:14:03.000 And so anyway, like, yeah, some of that, like, you just kind of process through that kind of stuff.
02:14:09.000 Did it help you?
02:14:10.000 I think it did, but then it made me like, the thing I like about Sober Program I'm doing right now is just, there's like a daily thing.
02:14:18.000 It's like you can go every couple, you know, it's like, it's something that you can do every day.
02:14:25.000 And when you do it, you're going and you're talking to people about their struggles and being sober and their positive things and how long they've been sober.
02:14:35.000 Like, what happens?
02:14:36.000 Yeah, you listen to people.
02:14:37.000 So that's a good thing.
02:14:38.000 You go and you have to listen to people.
02:14:39.000 So you're getting out of your own head.
02:14:41.000 And everybody who does it has to talk?
02:14:43.000 No, they don't have to, but some of them can.
02:14:45.000 And so you can too if you want.
02:14:47.000 So you can share if something's in your head that's kind of bugging you, you get to share it.
02:14:51.000 So then it's like, it's not just in your head anymore, now it's out and suddenly it doesn't like affect you in your head anymore.
02:14:57.000 So, um, so those are two good things.
02:14:59.000 You're listening and you're talking in front of other people.
02:15:02.000 Makes you feel pretty normal.
02:15:03.000 And then, um, And then you have like a group, you know, you're seeing people, you're interacting more.
02:15:08.000 And so that's really nice.
02:15:09.000 And when you're listening, you're listening to other people do the same stuff that you're doing in terms of like staying sober, how you stay sober, how you avoid temptation, that kind of shit.
02:15:18.000 Yeah.
02:15:18.000 And for me, I don't even know if I have a drug alcohol issue.
02:15:21.000 I think my thing is more like an emotion, like feeling kind of issue, you know?
02:15:25.000 And so like you try to kill the emotions with the drugs or the alcohol?
02:15:29.000 Yeah, I think I just try to find my way away from them.
02:15:31.000 And it could almost be anything.
02:15:33.000 If you left me in here, I'd probably continue to hit that over the day.
02:15:37.000 You know, just every now and then.
02:15:39.000 You better do it again.
02:15:40.000 Just to check out, and I'm going to do it again in a minute.
02:15:41.000 Push it over to me.
02:15:42.000 But just something to kind of check out, you know?
02:15:45.000 Right.
02:15:46.000 Because being alone with your feelings is troublesome.
02:15:51.000 Yeah, it's just like...
02:15:54.000 Because I start to use, I realize sometimes my alcohol was almost my feelings.
02:15:58.000 Like I would use my feelings almost like alcohol.
02:16:02.000 Like if I had feelings, I would be like, oh let's keep feeling them, you know?
02:16:06.000 And I get stuck in this kind of like, oh this is how I feel all the time, you know?
02:16:12.000 And it's not good if you're not feeling great.
02:16:15.000 So...
02:16:15.000 So then you would just constantly dwell on feeling bad and it'd make you feel worse.
02:16:20.000 Right.
02:16:20.000 And some of that I would even be trying to do things to better myself.
02:16:23.000 I wasn't like laying at home.
02:16:25.000 I was actively trying to make myself better.
02:16:28.000 But I didn't realize that even then by like...
02:16:31.000 This has to get better.
02:16:32.000 This has to get better.
02:16:33.000 I'm still kind of dwelling on it.
02:16:34.000 And not being in the moment.
02:16:36.000 Right.
02:16:37.000 So then things like that that helped me the most, I think, are just like working out, associating with others, you know.
02:16:42.000 Working out's a big one, right?
02:16:43.000 It's fucking crazy, Joe.
02:16:46.000 It's crazy.
02:16:47.000 Because I didn't have any of this until I kind of...
02:16:50.000 You know, I know that a lot of this was probably in me from growing up, but I didn't have a lot of it until I think I really started not, you know, fitness kind of left out of my regular daily routine.
02:16:59.000 How'd you get back into it?
02:17:00.000 Like, what was the step?
02:17:02.000 It's like, a lot of times when people get out of stuff, it's very hard to get back in.
02:17:06.000 So, like, what made you get back in?
02:17:08.000 Hmm.
02:17:11.000 I found just a good place to go.
02:17:14.000 So you were thinking, I should probably get in shape.
02:17:16.000 Right.
02:17:17.000 And I started going, and after a few days in a row, I was like, oh, this is good.
02:17:20.000 Then you get momentum, right?
02:17:22.000 You get, like, a routine.
02:17:23.000 Yeah.
02:17:24.000 And then I started, like, getting in this, I got this blue cube ice bath thing.
02:17:29.000 Yeah, that's what we have here.
02:17:30.000 We have one of those...
02:17:31.000 Right next door.
02:17:32.000 Yeah.
02:17:33.000 So I got in there and that started being like, alright, I don't like doing this, but I'm going to keep doing it.
02:17:38.000 So do you set it on purpose for the 50s?
02:17:39.000 Because that one goes down to 37 degrees.
02:17:42.000 Well, I'm trying to get down there.
02:17:44.000 So you make sure it's warmer than that.
02:17:46.000 Like you can adjust it.
02:17:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:17:48.000 But I'm just, you know, I'm just incrementally getting down.
02:17:51.000 So like 57, 56 next week, 55. Yeah, we'll be there in a while.
02:17:57.000 49. Hold on, bro.
02:17:59.000 45 degrees.
02:18:00.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:18:01.000 I ain't looking for all that dark magic.
02:18:03.000 Come on, now you're fucked up.
02:18:05.000 Mine at home goes to 33. I've seen your videos.
02:18:08.000 The morosco, 33, 34. Yeah.
02:18:11.000 Damn, that's too much.
02:18:12.000 It's rough.
02:18:12.000 It's like I gotta climb in under the ice to lift up big sheets of ice and climb under them.
02:18:18.000 Yeah.
02:18:20.000 Really?
02:18:20.000 You're lying.
02:18:21.000 No, no, no.
02:18:22.000 There's a video of it.
02:18:23.000 There's a video of me from my Instagram.
02:18:27.000 That's too much.
02:18:28.000 There's a giant chunk of ice.
02:18:29.000 He can find it.
02:18:30.000 There's a giant chunk of ice that I pick up.
02:18:33.000 It's big.
02:18:33.000 It's like two feet long.
02:18:35.000 That's too much, man.
02:18:36.000 And I climb into the thing and...
02:18:38.000 And bitch, when I get in there, baby, it's just that little, you know, it's that little Christmas skillet, bro.
02:18:43.000 That bitch is ice cold.
02:18:44.000 Yeah.
02:18:45.000 Just...
02:18:45.000 This is a different kind of numbing cold.
02:18:48.000 It's freezing cold.
02:18:50.000 But when you get out, you feel so good.
02:18:53.000 Mm-hmm.
02:18:54.000 Oh, I'm making my way.
02:18:55.000 I'm making my way, Joe.
02:18:56.000 Yeah, look at that.
02:18:56.000 So here's me.
02:18:57.000 Oh, hi, everybody.
02:18:58.000 So I'm climbing right out of the sauna.
02:19:00.000 See all the ice in there?
02:19:01.000 So it's me coming.
02:19:02.000 I worked out, and then I went.
02:19:03.000 And they usually do this.
02:19:05.000 So look at this chunk of ice.
02:19:06.000 See that shit?
02:19:08.000 I usually do this right after cardio.
02:19:10.000 So this is like a cardio session.
02:19:12.000 Wow, dude.
02:19:13.000 Yeah.
02:19:13.000 You look like one of those turkeys when they tie it up and it gets all kind of lined out.
02:19:18.000 What?
02:19:18.000 You know what I'm talking about?
02:19:19.000 When they put that rope around that ham and it's got all the fucking...
02:19:23.000 Oh, my six-pack?
02:19:24.000 Yeah.
02:19:25.000 Damn!
02:19:25.000 It's called working out, son.
02:19:26.000 Yeah, it is, bro.
02:19:29.000 I didn't know what that endgame could be like, baby.
02:19:32.000 That's freaking wild, dude.
02:19:34.000 Congratulations, man.
02:19:36.000 Just keep working out and you'll get there too.
02:19:38.000 Yeah, so yeah, but yeah, everything is...
02:19:40.000 I'm feeling good, man.
02:19:42.000 That thing is really good for depression too.
02:19:45.000 It's really good for anxiety too.
02:19:47.000 The epinephrine, norepinephrine that you get from heavy cold exposure is really good for your mental state as well.
02:19:54.000 It's really good for people.
02:19:55.000 And it's also like a very serious struggle because the three minutes that you do, I think that day I did three.
02:20:01.000 Sometimes I do five, but that's the most I do now.
02:20:04.000 I did 20 once.
02:20:05.000 I don't recommend that.
02:20:07.000 I'm doing 11 right now.
02:20:08.000 I was fucked up for a few days.
02:20:09.000 11 at 50-something.
02:20:10.000 That's good.
02:20:10.000 Yeah, that's probably plenty.
02:20:12.000 If you're doing 11 at 50-something degrees, that's probably all the benefits that I'm getting doing three at 34 or whatever it is.
02:20:21.000 But it's great for your mind.
02:20:24.000 You get out, you feel happier and more peaceful.
02:20:26.000 Oh, I feel fucking ready, dude.
02:20:28.000 Yeah, it's such a struggle because it's a real life or death struggle.
02:20:32.000 When you're in there and it's 34 degree water and you're in there for three to five minutes, that is a real life or death struggle because by the end of it, I'm shaking.
02:20:40.000 Like my body's shaking under the water and I'm like, 30 more seconds, 30 more seconds.
02:20:44.000 And now, what I do is if I do hot, cold, hot, cold, I always finish on cold, because I let my body reheat itself naturally.
02:20:54.000 Yeah, I like it, man.
02:20:55.000 What I like about it is I'm doing something I don't want to do.
02:20:58.000 Every time I start doing things I don't want to do, I grow.
02:21:01.000 Yes!
02:21:02.000 That's a lesson that people need to hear and learn.
02:21:06.000 It's so important because everybody just wants to be comfortable.
02:21:09.000 Everybody wants to sit on the couch.
02:21:10.000 I don't want to go outside.
02:21:11.000 It's cold.
02:21:11.000 I don't want to do this.
02:21:12.000 It's hot.
02:21:13.000 You've got to do things that you don't want to do because you show your body that your mind is the boss.
02:21:19.000 Your mind is telling your body what to do and then you have control.
02:21:23.000 Yeah, Dustin texted me one day, Poirier texted me, he's like, you can't wait for everything to be okay to live your life.
02:21:29.000 You ever get a text from somebody who says one of those moments where it fucking gets through to you, you know?
02:21:34.000 And I was like, fuck yeah, man.
02:21:36.000 That's a very poignant, and obviously coming from a guy like him, who is...
02:21:41.000 I mean accomplished incredible things and done so in one of the most difficult things to accomplish incredible things like he's a fighter a fucking cage fighter at the highest level of the game talking about a guy who knocked out Conor McGregor you know he's a beast oh yeah so like his ability to like get things done is exceptional yeah you know he's an exceptional person and so his understanding of that fact That you can't just wait for things to get perfect.
02:22:11.000 You just go out and do stuff.
02:22:13.000 I always tell people that about working out.
02:22:15.000 Fuck your motivation.
02:22:18.000 Fuck your motivation.
02:22:19.000 You need discipline.
02:22:20.000 Because motivation's not there every day.
02:22:23.000 I'm missing motivation most days.
02:22:25.000 Wow, really?
02:22:26.000 Some days, yeah, sometimes I got motivation.
02:22:27.000 Sometimes I'm like, fuck yeah, today I felt good.
02:22:29.000 I can't wait to get to the gym.
02:22:30.000 But a lot of days I'm like, gotta get to the gym.
02:22:33.000 And then once I get going, then I feel great.
02:22:35.000 Yeah.
02:22:35.000 And I feel great when it's over.
02:22:36.000 But it's that beginning part that's hard because your body wants to stay comfortable.
02:22:40.000 Your body will trick you like, man, today should take the day off, Theo.
02:22:44.000 Yeah.
02:22:44.000 I feel good.
02:22:45.000 Theo, what did you get, like six hours sleep last night?
02:22:48.000 That's not enough.
02:22:49.000 Oh, yeah, that thing, whatever that is, that guy lives on my shoulder.
02:22:52.000 That little sleepy guy?
02:22:54.000 That motherfucker.
02:22:55.000 Dude, I might have a twin that never separated, baby, because that fella's chatty.
02:22:59.000 That's a lot of people.
02:23:00.000 A lot of people have that chatty guy telling you to take naps.
02:23:03.000 Yeah.
02:23:04.000 Telling you to eat that piece of cake.
02:23:05.000 Yeah, so that kind of stuff's been helping me, man.
02:23:08.000 But I'm feeling, yeah, I'm excited, man.
02:23:09.000 I'll probably go back on tour later this year.
02:23:12.000 Yeah?
02:23:12.000 You've been writing a lot?
02:23:13.000 Yeah.
02:23:14.000 Yeah, I've been doing a lot and I just got off a tour.
02:23:16.000 I just I've been touring for like 16 years, you know, so like I just took You know, my last tour date was a month ago, but I think I want to take like another month off Do you write like physically write you sit in front of a computer?
02:23:28.000 Do you sit in front of a notebook?
02:23:30.000 Yep.
02:23:30.000 I'll sit in front of a computer and I'll go through.
02:23:32.000 I'll listen to some old sets, put more stuff in.
02:23:35.000 Oh, this was an add-on here that popped out of me.
02:23:37.000 A lot of it pops out of me on stage, though.
02:23:39.000 Yeah, isn't that interesting when things do that?
02:23:41.000 That's why it's so important to record.
02:23:43.000 That's the magic, baby.
02:23:44.000 Yeah.
02:23:45.000 You're in that moment.
02:23:46.000 You're in that weird moment where you've got people laughing and you're in the groove.
02:23:50.000 You're in that zen moment.
02:23:51.000 Yeah, isn't that best?
02:23:53.000 I love that, man.
02:23:54.000 And that's what I miss, I think, sometimes about the way the store a little bit, you know, or not miss about it, but it's like, that's what was perfect.
02:24:00.000 That was what was awesome about it.
02:24:02.000 It was just like such a, it was a fun group there.
02:24:05.000 Yeah, it was a fun group there.
02:24:06.000 And that was a vibe, man.
02:24:09.000 But yeah, I'll probably get back out a little bit later this year and do some more dates.
02:24:14.000 Have you done any sets at the store?
02:24:16.000 Yeah, I've done some.
02:24:17.000 Yeah?
02:24:18.000 Yeah.
02:24:18.000 What's it like there?
02:24:19.000 I'm still like back in LA probably four months out of the year.
02:24:22.000 Oh yeah?
02:24:22.000 Yeah.
02:24:23.000 Do you have an apartment?
02:24:25.000 I still have my same apartment.
02:24:26.000 Oh, that's nice.
02:24:27.000 Yeah.
02:24:27.000 So you can go back anytime you want.
02:24:28.000 It's your place.
02:24:29.000 It's not like you're staying in a hotel.
02:24:30.000 Right.
02:24:31.000 That's nice.
02:24:31.000 That's nice.
02:24:31.000 Yeah, I chose to do that.
02:24:32.000 That's been good.
02:24:33.000 It's a little sketchy there now, isn't it?
02:24:35.000 Yeah, it's just different, I guess.
02:24:37.000 A little touch and go on those streets.
02:24:39.000 Yeah, it gets a little risque out there.
02:24:41.000 You want to bring your silverware, even when you're going for a wall.
02:24:45.000 They're handing out concealed carry permits in LA. Are they?
02:24:48.000 Yeah, they give them to you now.
02:24:50.000 Did they always do that?
02:24:50.000 Uh-uh.
02:24:51.000 It was hard to get one before.
02:24:52.000 Real hard to get one.
02:24:53.000 It turned down a lot of people.
02:24:54.000 You'd have a real threat.
02:24:56.000 You'd own a jewelry store.
02:24:57.000 Do you feel like we're headed to that place where it's just going to be the Wild West again?
02:25:02.000 Because, like, is it going to get so strange that, like, security is just going to be like a privatized thing mostly?
02:25:10.000 Like, what's going to happen?
02:25:11.000 It could.
02:25:12.000 I think most likely people are going to get fed up and they're going to elect some officials and some government people that come in and clean it up.
02:25:21.000 That's what they did in New York City.
02:25:23.000 That's when Giuliani took over New York City and cleaned it up.
02:25:26.000 LA's going to have to...
02:25:27.000 There's this guy, Rick Caruso, who's running for mayor in LA, and he's a big-time developer.
02:25:34.000 And he's basically saying, look, in one year, I can put most of the homeless situation, get those people to shelters, house them, take care of them, and get them off the streets.
02:25:46.000 And these people aren't doing that now.
02:25:48.000 And he wants that to be a number one priority.
02:25:51.000 Because if you're a guy who's a real estate developer and you're developing a project and across the street from you there's like 80 tents, that's not good for business.
02:25:59.000 It's not good for those people either.
02:26:01.000 It's not good for anyone.
02:26:03.000 And they're being ignored and in fact even encouraged because there's laws that protect them and make it easier for them to live like that.
02:26:12.000 And downtown LA is fucking Mad Max right now.
02:26:17.000 I mean, I don't know if you've seen any of the more recent videos of downtown LA? Holy shit, man.
02:26:23.000 No, we saw a guy with a sword in Albuquerque.
02:26:25.000 I think I told you about that, though.
02:26:26.000 We saw a guy with a sword that's protecting the streets one night.
02:26:30.000 Was he like Dracula?
02:26:31.000 That sword?
02:26:32.000 That kind of sword?
02:26:32.000 This dude was...
02:26:33.000 It was crazy!
02:26:35.000 The guy's walking down the street with a fucking, you know...
02:26:37.000 With a sword.
02:26:38.000 Yeah, and he had it like, you know, like how it's...
02:26:41.000 Oh, like a samurai.
02:26:42.000 Yeah.
02:26:42.000 Like he was ready to go.
02:26:43.000 And he was not a licensed samurai.
02:26:45.000 There's no way this guy was.
02:26:46.000 He was like 6'4".
02:26:47.000 Well, you can't be a tall samurai?
02:26:49.000 I don't think so.
02:26:50.000 Why not?
02:26:51.000 Think about it, man.
02:26:52.000 We hope.
02:26:52.000 Oh, let's all hide.
02:26:53.000 Oh, Danny.
02:26:55.000 Huh?
02:26:55.000 You're like, oh, let's all hide.
02:26:57.000 Oh, fucking Danny's here.
02:26:58.000 You know, tall ass.
02:26:59.000 Well, I think Samurais weren't ninjas.
02:27:01.000 You're thinking of ninjas, not Samurais.
02:27:03.000 Oh, yeah, maybe I'm thinking of ninjas, but yeah.
02:27:06.000 Samurais don't hide.
02:27:07.000 They're coming to fuck you up.
02:27:08.000 Oh, yeah.
02:27:09.000 Then this guy would probably be good then.
02:27:10.000 Yeah, he'd be perfect.
02:27:11.000 Got a nice reach.
02:27:13.000 Yeah.
02:27:13.000 Yeah, I didn't think about that.
02:27:14.000 He just looked like he was just reaching for, I don't know, just reaching for the Lord, man.
02:27:19.000 It's got one doing super good.
02:27:20.000 Reaching for the Lord.
02:27:21.000 It was middle of the night.
02:27:22.000 Yeah, we'd done a show there, and it was just, I mean, it's Albuquerque.
02:27:25.000 It's wild.
02:27:25.000 You know, the aliens are on the ground.
02:27:27.000 You think?
02:27:28.000 Yeah, I did.
02:27:29.000 Do you think the aliens are in New Mexico?
02:27:31.000 I mean, dude, yeah, bro, go to Albuquerque.
02:27:33.000 Roswell.
02:27:34.000 Roswell.
02:27:35.000 That's where they crashed.
02:27:36.000 Well, if they crashed, they all fucking, they rented cars and drove over to Albuquerque.
02:27:44.000 They're there.
02:27:45.000 Do you believe they're visiting us?
02:27:49.000 I believe that we're them, that they're us, just from way in the future.
02:27:54.000 I think so, too.
02:27:55.000 I'm glad you said that.
02:27:56.000 A lot of people have been saying that lately.
02:27:58.000 I think that's a thing that people kind of have in the back of their head, that that's where we're gonna be.
02:28:03.000 That's what we're gonna do.
02:28:04.000 We're gonna look like that one day.
02:28:06.000 Well, yeah, you look at Facebook, you know, at Mark, and you look at Elon, you look at a lot of these guys who are, you know, mentally on the edge kind of computer humans, you know, and their wadis are white, and they look just like an alien,
02:28:22.000 you know, they have a very, they're as close as we're getting.
02:28:27.000 Well, I think if you look at like ancient man, like ancient hominids, they were muscular and hairy, and you look at people today, they're doughy and spindly, and they're moving towards that general direction.
02:28:38.000 I think that's what, when we look at that alien, that Steven Spielberg, Close Encounters of the Third Kind type alien, that's like an archetypal image that we have in our consciousness.
02:28:48.000 I think we recognize that that's where we're going.
02:28:52.000 And then we're going to be connected to technology in some very bizarre way.
02:28:56.000 And we're most likely going to be some sort of a cyborg.
02:29:01.000 Well, the thing you're thinking about aliens, you don't see them with no backpacks or no transistors or anything.
02:29:05.000 They're just...
02:29:07.000 Just chilling.
02:29:08.000 They're probably not even a biological creature anymore.
02:29:11.000 At a certain point in time, I think that's where life goes.
02:29:16.000 Life creates this sort of artificial life and then transitions to becoming it.
02:29:22.000 And I think life symbiotically attaches itself to technology and becomes a cyborg, some sort of a part biology, part computer.
02:29:33.000 And then it realizes that the biology is just in the way.
02:29:37.000 The biology part just wants to fuck and yell and cry.
02:29:41.000 You're trying to create black holes.
02:29:44.000 I don't have time for this.
02:29:45.000 You're all over there in the corner crying.
02:29:47.000 Yeah, that kind of stuff's going to be so archaic, dude.
02:29:50.000 You know what's going to be really fucked?
02:29:52.000 Instagram influencers are trying to motivate you.
02:29:54.000 You've got to get out there and chase your dreams.
02:29:57.000 The world's not waiting for you.
02:29:59.000 You know, they're doomed.
02:30:01.000 Yeah.
02:30:01.000 Those people, you know, it's a dying market.
02:30:03.000 Is it?
02:30:03.000 Yeah.
02:30:04.000 What are you going to do?
02:30:05.000 You know, motivate people when everybody can see through walls and read minds?
02:30:09.000 Yeah.
02:30:09.000 Like, this shit ain't going to work.
02:30:10.000 Yeah, that's true.
02:30:11.000 And also, contractors will have to fucking really step their game up.
02:30:14.000 Contractors?
02:30:14.000 Just if people are seeing through walls and stuff, people are going to be like, hey, man.
02:30:18.000 You know.
02:30:19.000 The neighbors know.
02:30:21.000 Yeah, the neighbors know.
02:30:22.000 Well, I think the neighbors are going to know because everyone's going to be able to know what everyone's doing.
02:30:25.000 I think in the future, there will be no privacy.
02:30:29.000 I think that is one thing.
02:30:32.000 Right now, there's no real privacy in terms of the government 100% can listen to your phone.
02:30:37.000 You know, I've had people that were, like Gavin DeBecker, who's a real security expert, and he was talking to me about Pegasus.
02:30:45.000 And Pegasus was the system that they developed, they used on- Oh, on the astronaut.
02:30:51.000 They used on Jeff Bezos.
02:30:53.000 Oh.
02:30:53.000 That's how Jeff Bezos, remember when Jeff Bezos had, like, photos and text messages, and they used it to, like, embarrass him, and it was about him and his girlfriend?
02:31:03.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:31:03.000 Remember that?
02:31:04.000 Yeah.
02:31:04.000 Well, they got that through this Pegasus system.
02:31:08.000 So someone sent him a WhatsApp.
02:31:11.000 The MBS from Saudi Arabia sent him a WhatsApp message.
02:31:17.000 And that WhatsApp message had inside of it a link.
02:31:21.000 Totally.
02:31:21.000 That he clicked on, and that link downloaded Pegasus onto his phone, and then they got access to the entire details of his phone.
02:31:29.000 And through that, they got a hold of these text messages that he had with his girl, and then they made them public, and they tried to embarrass him.
02:31:36.000 Can TikTok take our text messages, you think?
02:31:39.000 Yes.
02:31:39.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:31:41.000 Yeah, I think they get everything.
02:31:42.000 I think they get all your recordings, all your audio.
02:31:45.000 They know what music you're listening to, what YouTube videos you're watching.
02:31:49.000 I think they get everything.
02:31:50.000 All the porn you're watching, all the porn you're watching.
02:31:53.000 I'm not watching any.
02:31:54.000 All of it.
02:31:54.000 Zero?
02:31:55.000 I've seen some.
02:31:57.000 But I haven't seen that much.
02:31:58.000 I mean, I don't think there's...
02:32:00.000 Are you into like stepsister porn?
02:32:02.000 No.
02:32:02.000 Stepmom porn?
02:32:04.000 I like the hot milfs.
02:32:06.000 Do you?
02:32:06.000 Yeah.
02:32:07.000 Like a hot 40-year-old who goes to the gym.
02:32:09.000 That's my kind of girl.
02:32:10.000 Ooh, yeah.
02:32:12.000 I'm trying to think of if I've made love to anybody like that in my life.
02:32:17.000 I don't know if I have or not.
02:32:18.000 What's your type?
02:32:20.000 I like probably volleyball chick.
02:32:22.000 A strong girl.
02:32:24.000 Athletic.
02:32:25.000 Yeah, some athleticism.
02:32:26.000 I like it.
02:32:28.000 Maybe has a family member that can't speak English that good.
02:32:32.000 Oh, okay.
02:32:33.000 Foreigners.
02:32:34.000 Foreigner or even mentally fucking unwell.
02:32:36.000 Happy to be here.
02:32:37.000 Oh, mentally unwell?
02:32:38.000 You like that?
02:32:39.000 No, if somebody their family is.
02:32:41.000 Okay.
02:32:41.000 Because they're loving people.
02:32:43.000 Oh, right.
02:32:43.000 Because you're compassionate, because you have this family member.
02:32:46.000 Nurses.
02:32:46.000 Challenges.
02:32:47.000 Nurses.
02:32:48.000 Very kind people, right?
02:32:49.000 Yeah.
02:32:49.000 Nurses are really cool.
02:32:50.000 Some of them.
02:32:51.000 Some of them not so nice.
02:32:53.000 Yeah, Nurse Ratched.
02:32:55.000 Remember her?
02:32:56.000 Or Kathy Bates from Misery.
02:32:58.000 Typhoid Mary?
02:32:59.000 Wasn't she a nurse?
02:33:00.000 Wasn't Kathy Bates a nurse from Misery?
02:33:02.000 The Stephen King movie?
02:33:04.000 I don't remember if she was a nurse.
02:33:05.000 She broke James Caan's ankles.
02:33:07.000 Rest in peace, James Caan.
02:33:08.000 Oh, that movie, remember?
02:33:10.000 Yeah, Misery.
02:33:11.000 Oh, dude.
02:33:12.000 She's a former nurse.
02:33:13.000 Yeah.
02:33:13.000 Thank God for Uber, huh?
02:33:15.000 Well, and then there was also that nurse.
02:33:17.000 There was one nurse that was killing all of her patients.
02:33:22.000 There was a nurse that they found there was a disproportionate number of people that were dying under her care.
02:33:28.000 They'll do that if you're not nice to them.
02:33:30.000 There's 18 serial killer nurses who murdered their patients.
02:33:33.000 There you go.
02:33:34.000 Whoa!
02:33:35.000 Jesus Christ!
02:33:38.000 That guy killed, hold on, go back up to that guy.
02:33:40.000 This dude.
02:33:41.000 Look at this.
02:33:42.000 Niles Hoegle may have killed more than 90 people.
02:33:46.000 February 2015, German nurse, how do you say, Hoegle, was jailed for two murders and several attempted murders at the Delmenhorst Hospital.
02:33:58.000 He would inject his patients with a cardiovascular drug to create a medical emergency and then step in to resuscitate them at the last moment.
02:34:07.000 Wow.
02:34:08.000 So he was just like thrill killing.
02:34:10.000 Oh my god, go back up to her.
02:34:12.000 That's back in the day, dog.
02:34:13.000 Amelia Dyer, but look at her face.
02:34:15.000 She looks like a lady who killed 400 people.
02:34:17.000 Amelia Dyer is one of the most notorious serial killers in history.
02:34:20.000 Although she was only convicted of 12 deaths, evidence suggests her true body count was at least 400. Her crimes took place during a 20-year time span in the late 1800s, and all of her victims were babies.
02:34:34.000 Oh, man.
02:34:34.000 Oh my god.
02:34:35.000 What a frickin' cunt, dude.
02:34:38.000 What a cunt.
02:34:38.000 If you're gonna attack babies...
02:34:39.000 Dyer was a trained nurse who turned to baby farming to make money.
02:34:44.000 Baby farming?
02:34:45.000 Yeah, it's like those puppy mills kind of.
02:34:47.000 She would offer to adopt or nurse a child in return for a fee, but then would typically terminate the babies within days by drugging them with opium-based substances or smothering them.
02:35:02.000 She actually served six months in prison for negligence in 1879, but Dyer wasn't arrested for her crimes until 1896. Her reign of terror finally ended permanently on June 10th, 1896. She was executed by hanging for the murder of 12 infants.
02:35:19.000 That's the past, man.
02:35:20.000 Holy fuck, man.
02:35:22.000 See, every time I try and romanticize the past, you gotta think there was some frickin' crazy folks out there.
02:35:27.000 This is the best time to be alive.
02:35:29.000 Fuck the past.
02:35:29.000 Yeah, you always say that.
02:35:30.000 I like that.
02:35:31.000 This is the best time to be alive.
02:35:33.000 It's a good thing, huh?
02:35:34.000 Yeah.
02:35:35.000 Listen, there's troubles and trials and tribulations, and there's difficulties in today's life, but it's also a time of unprecedented information and kindness.
02:35:44.000 Oh, no.
02:35:45.000 This is a fucked up article.
02:35:45.000 Oh, my God.
02:35:47.000 Daniela Pogiali ended her patients and then took selfies with them.
02:35:52.000 So she killed them and then took selfies.
02:35:54.000 Italian nurse Daniela Pogiali allegedly killed at least 90 of her patients on purpose because they were bothersome.
02:36:06.000 While she vehemently denied the charges, the Italian government thought otherwise and charged her in 2014 with her crimes.
02:36:24.000 Damn.
02:36:28.000 Oh my god.
02:36:34.000 But do you think that's just a sign of the times?
02:36:36.000 Like, these people get selfies with anything, all the time.
02:36:39.000 So it's like, do you think it's just like, oh, they died, I'm also getting the selfie?
02:36:42.000 I guess if you do it that much, then it's obvious that you want to be a bad person.
02:36:46.000 Well, I think she's a sick bitch, and she was like, she's killing them.
02:36:50.000 The selfies is not that creepy in comparison to just the fact that she's killing them.
02:36:55.000 Yeah.
02:36:56.000 I wonder how you get...
02:36:58.000 I mean, if we can test people for that.
02:37:00.000 But dude, then all those shows, Dateline, all that's gonna be a wrap, bro.
02:37:05.000 Like, I've wanted more people to kill people.
02:37:07.000 Just so you have more of those shows to watch?
02:37:09.000 Fucking hate to say that.
02:37:11.000 I think there's plenty of stories from the past.
02:37:14.000 No, I've seen them all.
02:37:15.000 They'll repackage them.
02:37:18.000 Everybody knows it, bro.
02:37:19.000 We need new content.
02:37:21.000 We need people to break in.
02:37:24.000 Okay, why do women like those shows so much?
02:37:27.000 Women love those serial killer shows.
02:37:29.000 I've always thought, and this is going to come back to haunt me, that a lot of women want to be murdered.
02:37:35.000 Or want to have a man show up.
02:37:37.000 Because it's the closest thing to that knight in shining armor.
02:37:40.000 But it's like, it's a man shows up.
02:37:43.000 It's like, at night it has all this mystery to it.
02:37:46.000 Do you think that's why they like vampires?
02:37:48.000 That's close.
02:37:48.000 Think about that.
02:37:49.000 Like Twilight.
02:37:50.000 Remember how many women were in love with the Twilight thing?
02:37:54.000 Yeah.
02:37:55.000 Yeah.
02:37:56.000 Robert Pattinson.
02:37:57.000 He was a handsome, beautiful vampire.
02:38:01.000 Yeah, dude.
02:38:02.000 I mean, think about it.
02:38:03.000 It's like it's a mystery.
02:38:06.000 They're there at night.
02:38:07.000 There's romance.
02:38:08.000 The stars are in the sky.
02:38:10.000 Spats and shit.
02:38:12.000 And they want to be, you know, it's like a lot of times there's a potential of sex.
02:38:15.000 There's danger.
02:38:16.000 And they protect you.
02:38:17.000 They don't kill you.
02:38:18.000 They kill everybody else.
02:38:20.000 That's why women love serial killers.
02:38:22.000 Like, women have this crazy thing for serial killers.
02:38:25.000 Whenever there's a serial...
02:38:25.000 Not all women.
02:38:26.000 Yeah, email them.
02:38:27.000 Clearly, not all women.
02:38:28.000 But there's some very disturbed women that are sexually aroused and attracted to serial killers.
02:38:35.000 And what they want, you think?
02:38:36.000 Sex from them?
02:38:37.000 They want sex from them, and I think they're attracted to someone who kills people.
02:38:42.000 I think this probably goes back...
02:38:44.000 Businessman.
02:38:45.000 No, I think it probably goes back to the time where you needed a man that is capable of killing people to protect you.
02:38:54.000 Because there's some people that are just not capable of like dealing with the idea it's him or me and we're gonna fight with a sword.
02:39:00.000 Right.
02:39:00.000 Right?
02:39:01.000 But the guy who can do that and come out on top, that's the guy who, you want his genes.
02:39:05.000 Because your children have a better chance of success.
02:39:08.000 Survival, yeah.
02:39:09.000 So there's probably like this twisted genetic reason why women are attracted to killers.
02:39:16.000 Yeah, that's why they have those fantasies, the rape-murder fantasies.
02:39:19.000 I mean, I'm not saying, you know, I probably shouldn't say that really, but it's like...
02:39:22.000 No, but it's a commonly known reality.
02:39:25.000 Yes, that's a fantasy.
02:39:27.000 It's a twisted fantasy, but it's a thing.
02:39:29.000 Yeah.
02:39:30.000 Like they don't have like the, yeah.
02:39:33.000 There's not like a stay-at-home dad fantasy.
02:39:35.000 You know, it's like...
02:39:36.000 They have a real fantasy, man.
02:39:39.000 There's no stay-at-home dad.
02:39:40.000 I have a friend who just got divorced from her husband who's a stay-at-home dad, and she was just...
02:39:46.000 At the end, she had enough, this dude.
02:39:49.000 Wow.
02:39:51.000 Yeah.
02:39:51.000 And then she said to me, she was like, do you know any men, like manly men to set me up with?
02:39:56.000 Like she wanted a fucking man.
02:39:58.000 Yeah.
02:39:58.000 She was coming to me because she was hoping that I knew like some UFC fighter or something.
02:40:02.000 I'll get in there.
02:40:03.000 Set her up.
02:40:04.000 You ready?
02:40:04.000 Huh?
02:40:05.000 Are you ready for it?
02:40:06.000 I'll do my best.
02:40:07.000 It's a lot of responsibility.
02:40:08.000 You can't say I'm going to do my best.
02:40:09.000 Okay, sorry.
02:40:10.000 Yes, I am ready.
02:40:11.000 Fuck yeah, I'm ready.
02:40:12.000 Fuck yeah!
02:40:13.000 Yeah, no, this one, when you say, are you ready, Theo?
02:40:16.000 Are you ready?
02:40:17.000 I'm going to say, I'm her.
02:40:18.000 I'm asking you.
02:40:20.000 Are you ready, Theo, to be a real man with me?
02:40:22.000 Fuck yeah.
02:40:25.000 I'm not believing it.
02:40:26.000 Damn, I thought it was pretty fucking good, man.
02:40:30.000 I almost believed it.
02:40:31.000 Nah, there's some fucking doubt in your voice.
02:40:33.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:40:34.000 Let's have it one more time.
02:40:36.000 All right.
02:40:37.000 All right, I'll ask you again.
02:40:39.000 I'll do it in a girl's voice.
02:40:40.000 Maybe it'll make you feel better.
02:40:41.000 Theo, are you ready to be a real man with me?
02:40:45.000 Fuck yeah.
02:40:47.000 Nope.
02:40:47.000 Not buying it.
02:40:48.000 At all.
02:40:49.000 Damn, what?
02:40:50.000 Not buying it at all.
02:40:50.000 If I was a cop, I'd arrest you for lying.
02:40:52.000 Oh, come on, bro.
02:40:57.000 Dang, y'all.
02:40:58.000 I thought I did pretty good, man.
02:40:59.000 No, no, no.
02:41:00.000 You're just not used to it.
02:41:01.000 Yeah.
02:41:02.000 Try it on me.
02:41:03.000 All right.
02:41:04.000 Hey, Joe, are you ready to be a real man?
02:41:06.000 Fuck yeah.
02:41:08.000 Dang, boy, I did hit a little.
02:41:11.000 Yeah, it's real.
02:41:12.000 Alright.
02:41:12.000 Let me try you one more time, alright?
02:41:15.000 Like I just, something happened to me, alright?
02:41:17.000 Okay.
02:41:18.000 Like I just came in from the rain.
02:41:20.000 Okay.
02:41:23.000 Thunder.
02:41:24.000 Hey, Joe.
02:41:25.000 Are you ready to be a real man?
02:41:27.000 Um, depends on what you want from me.
02:41:31.000 Why are you wet?
02:41:32.000 Do you own an umbrella?
02:41:34.000 Did your car break down?
02:41:35.000 Like, what the fuck is going on?
02:41:37.000 Okay, so now I see I don't want to be that guy.
02:41:39.000 Now you're a trouble.
02:41:40.000 Right.
02:41:40.000 You're a problem.
02:41:41.000 I'm a problem if I'm that guy.
02:41:42.000 You might be one of them gals who comes in wet all the time.
02:41:44.000 Yeah.
02:41:45.000 Like you never figure out umbrellas.
02:41:47.000 Your car's always getting a flat tire.
02:41:49.000 You're annoying.
02:41:50.000 You're just cleaning your glasses off.
02:41:51.000 You're a problem.
02:41:52.000 Yeah.
02:41:53.000 But also, if I'm that guy who's just like a bunch of quits, like, I just want to be the fuck yeah guy.
02:41:58.000 Fuck yeah.
02:41:59.000 Fuck yeah.
02:41:59.000 Fuck yeah.
02:42:00.000 Fuck yeah.
02:42:02.000 Yeah.
02:42:02.000 You gotta think fuck yeah like you already have a heart on.
02:42:05.000 Fuck yeah.
02:42:06.000 Yeah, that was real.
02:42:07.000 Yeah.
02:42:08.000 That felt real.
02:42:09.000 Like, you think of yourself as you're already rock hard, purple helmet, ready to go.
02:42:14.000 Fuck yeah.
02:42:15.000 Woo!
02:42:16.000 Fuck yeah.
02:42:17.000 Take a sniff of this and then tell me.
02:42:21.000 Here he goes!
02:42:22.000 Here he goes, folks!
02:42:23.000 One more hit, baby.
02:42:24.000 Shake it up!
02:42:25.000 Shake it up!
02:42:25.000 You ready to be a real man?
02:42:26.000 Get in there!
02:42:31.000 I feel alone.
02:42:33.000 Give it to me.
02:42:34.000 Do it.
02:42:35.000 I'm gonna do it.
02:42:36.000 Give me some.
02:42:37.000 Here we go.
02:42:38.000 Fucking yeah.
02:42:41.000 Get in there, Joseph!
02:42:43.000 No, I didn't get it.
02:42:45.000 Get in there!
02:42:47.000 Are you ready to be a real man?
02:42:49.000 Woo!
02:42:52.000 The first one I didn't really get, but the second one I got a full blast.
02:42:56.000 Look at my eyes.
02:42:57.000 Fuck yeah.
02:42:59.000 Fuck yeah!
02:43:00.000 Put the lid on that, son.
02:43:03.000 Fuck no, son.
02:43:05.000 I'm gonna do one more.
02:43:06.000 Oh my god!
02:43:10.000 Alright, you're gonna hurt yourself.
02:43:17.000 It still like lingers.
02:43:18.000 It's like attached to my nostril hair.
02:43:20.000 I can taste it.
02:43:21.000 Get in there, Jamie.
02:43:22.000 You need to get a hit of this.
02:43:24.000 I'm tired of your bullshit.
02:43:26.000 Make that fucking pussy pop, son.
02:43:27.000 Get in there, dawg.
02:43:30.000 He's like watching us suffer.
02:43:32.000 I know.
02:43:33.000 I want to see his elbows get hard.
02:43:34.000 There he goes!
02:43:36.000 There he goes!
02:43:37.000 There he goes!
02:43:38.000 There he goes, dude!
02:43:40.000 There he goes!
02:43:41.000 I told you!
02:43:42.000 He's moving his limbs, bro.
02:43:44.000 He's doing karate over there.
02:43:46.000 That new one's different.
02:43:47.000 It felt like I sniffed chlorine.
02:43:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:43:50.000 That new one's different.
02:43:51.000 That's what God wanted for you, son.
02:43:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:43:54.000 It's no joke.
02:43:55.000 You got right in front of you.
02:43:56.000 Right in front of you.
02:43:57.000 Tissue's right there, bro.
02:43:58.000 That's what God wanted for you.
02:44:00.000 Oh my god.
02:44:01.000 No joke.
02:44:02.000 No joke, right?
02:44:03.000 How high could people get a long time ago, you think?
02:44:06.000 I think they got real high.
02:44:08.000 Yeah, oof.
02:44:09.000 Look at Jamie.
02:44:09.000 He was like sitting there on the sidelines, mocking us.
02:44:13.000 I know.
02:44:14.000 You know, that's bullshit.
02:44:15.000 It felt like water with chlorine was just going through my nose.
02:44:19.000 It wasn't like a sniff.
02:44:21.000 It wasn't air.
02:44:21.000 It was like a solid thing went in your nose, right?
02:44:24.000 Oh yeah, it's like you work at a wave pool, dude, with your face, man.
02:44:27.000 That shit's hardcore.
02:44:28.000 It's hardcore.
02:44:29.000 It's good.
02:44:31.000 I think people got real high back in the day.
02:44:33.000 I mean, there's a book, The Immortality Key, by this guy Brian Morescu, and he detailed how the ancient Greeks, during the Enlightenment, they were all drinking wine that was laced with psychedelics.
02:44:49.000 And they proved it.
02:44:50.000 They found these ancient pottery vessels, and they did samples on them, and they found LSD in them, lysergic acid.
02:44:56.000 It wasn't like LSD, it was ergot, which is very similar.
02:45:00.000 It produces LSD-like effects.
02:45:02.000 And that's what helped them think of all that stuff?
02:45:04.000 Yes, 100%.
02:45:05.000 Not only that, but during the podcast, because of the podcast and because of his book, because he came on the podcast, it was so popular, and the book sold like crazy, Harvard opened up a new field of study dealing with the ancient Greeks and the Enlightenment and psychedelic use.
02:45:20.000 Wow, man.
02:45:20.000 Yeah.
02:45:21.000 So psychedelics have probably helped things progress over time.
02:45:24.000 100%.
02:45:25.000 Think about what it did for you, how it opens up your feelings and thoughts and opens up your creativity.
02:45:31.000 For me, it's been a giant source of creativity.
02:45:34.000 It helps me so much.
02:45:37.000 Even just marijuana.
02:45:38.000 It helps me so much with writing and thinking about things.
02:45:43.000 And just...
02:45:43.000 Checking my own behavior to make sure that I'm proud of the way I think and talk and making me communicate with people that I might have had difficulties with or apologize or reach out to them if maybe we had a dispute or something like that.
02:46:03.000 The feeling that you want to resolve things.
02:46:06.000 Just being in touch with your feelings and in touch with your thoughts, and there's the opening of creativity.
02:46:12.000 It's also like the recognizing that having unresolved things in your head, they're not good for you.
02:46:18.000 Yeah.
02:46:19.000 Those things, they stay in your head.
02:46:20.000 You've got to resolve them.
02:46:21.000 And when you resolve them, then they go away.
02:46:23.000 This weight lifts off of your body.
02:46:25.000 But until that weight lifts off your body, you're going to carry those things around.
02:46:30.000 Well, that's the same thing that 12-step programs do.
02:46:33.000 It's like resentment.
02:46:34.000 You get to resentment and you heal all those.
02:46:36.000 And 12-step programs, that's another thing they do is you reach out and resolve things to people.
02:46:41.000 You apologize to people.
02:46:43.000 People that you might have wronged.
02:46:45.000 Hey, I'm sorry I stole that Coke from you.
02:46:46.000 You got to call them and tell them.
02:46:47.000 Yeah.
02:46:48.000 Yeah, so I think, yeah, it's just a good way.
02:46:50.000 It's almost a way of...
02:46:52.000 It's like a purging.
02:46:53.000 It's all interesting.
02:46:55.000 Different modalities people use to try and make themselves well or to keep tabs on themselves.
02:47:00.000 It's all real fascinating.
02:47:02.000 Yeah, it's real fascinating.
02:47:03.000 There's a lot of stuff.
02:47:04.000 There's stuff on the inside, stuff on the outside.
02:47:08.000 But, yeah, I'm glad to be alive and be able to keep trying stuff and keep competing against the world and against myself.
02:47:14.000 Yeah, keep getting better, right?
02:47:17.000 That's the big thing.
02:47:18.000 Just keep improving on the way you interface with reality, the way you interface with other people, the way you do your life, your job.
02:47:25.000 You get better on stage because of that too, right?
02:47:28.000 You get more freedom.
02:47:30.000 You feel like you're more yourself, more home with your own skin.
02:47:33.000 Oh, some of my last shows were some of my best, you know?
02:47:36.000 Really?
02:47:36.000 And it's funny because I used to think, man, I'll never be able to create stuff that's going to get me, you know, like, that's going to be even better than some of my previous stuff.
02:47:43.000 And then it's like...
02:47:44.000 Yeah, it just...
02:47:45.000 That's always the fear, right?
02:47:46.000 Yeah.
02:47:47.000 Well, I'm in that right now because I'm getting ready to film.
02:47:50.000 And then once I film, I'm fucked.
02:47:53.000 You know, I'm out of weapons.
02:47:54.000 I gotta write all new shit.
02:47:56.000 It's like springtime.
02:47:57.000 But it's that feeling, that scary feeling of having to create new stuff that's exciting, man.
02:48:02.000 It's so good for you.
02:48:04.000 Yeah.
02:48:04.000 It's so important because it's growth.
02:48:06.000 And it's also, it's a rare art form where you get to start from scratch.
02:48:12.000 Whereas musicians, everybody wants to hear those old hits.
02:48:16.000 You know, play Free Bird.
02:48:17.000 People want to hear those old hits.
02:48:19.000 You could even do covers.
02:48:21.000 Yeah.
02:48:21.000 I mean, if you're a musician, you can fucking tour with other people's shit.
02:48:26.000 Yeah, you can.
02:48:27.000 You could go and do an arena, and you go, this is a song, I really love Bruce Springsteen's song, people start cheering.
02:48:35.000 That's awesome.
02:48:36.000 Shout out to Bruce.
02:48:37.000 We can't do that.
02:48:38.000 Can't do that.
02:48:39.000 No.
02:48:40.000 I wonder what that would be like if somebody just said, I'm going to do covers of all these people's things.
02:48:44.000 People have done stuff like that before.
02:48:45.000 We used to do a show in Stitches in Boston, Stitches Comedy Club, called Joe Biden Night.
02:48:51.000 This was back when Joe Biden had a dropout of his presidential run in 1988 because he got busted for plagiarizing.
02:48:57.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
02:48:58.000 Yeah.
02:48:58.000 Yeah.
02:48:59.000 He plagiarized Robert Kennedy Jr.'s dad.
02:49:01.000 Did he really?
02:49:02.000 Yeah.
02:49:02.000 Oh, wow.
02:49:03.000 Yeah, he plagiarized quite a few people.
02:49:07.000 It was so publicly known in 1988 that they had a night called Joe Biden night.
02:49:14.000 Damn.
02:49:14.000 And Joe Biden night was like, I would go up and do your act like, Jay got bit my cousin, so we'll see.
02:49:22.000 I'd be doing your act, and you would do my act, and that was like a night where guys would go up and do each other's acts.
02:49:29.000 Damn.
02:49:30.000 That's wild.
02:49:30.000 We called it Joe Biden night.
02:49:31.000 Was it fun?
02:49:32.000 It was fun.
02:49:33.000 Yeah.
02:49:34.000 I think I did Fitzsimmons' act.
02:49:36.000 Oh, he's funny?
02:49:37.000 Yeah.
02:49:37.000 Oh, he's funny.
02:49:37.000 Funny as fuck.
02:49:38.000 And back in the day, Greg and I came up almost exactly at the same time.
02:49:42.000 I think he was a week earlier or a week after me, but within a week.
02:49:47.000 Yeah, man.
02:49:48.000 He's so funny.
02:49:49.000 I always enjoy seeing him.
02:49:50.000 He's like a- Great person.
02:49:51.000 Yeah.
02:49:52.000 He reminds me of Andy Capp.
02:49:55.000 Remember him from those cartoons?
02:49:56.000 He always has that Paperboy hat on.
02:49:57.000 I wear those hats a lot, too.
02:49:59.000 Yeah.
02:49:59.000 I love those hats.
02:50:00.000 It's good.
02:50:01.000 Greg is the best.
02:50:02.000 He's just such a good guy, and he's so funny.
02:50:03.000 And the way he laughs, you can make Greg laugh.
02:50:06.000 He laughs like his whole body.
02:50:08.000 Yeah.
02:50:08.000 Yeah.
02:50:11.000 He's one of those guys.
02:50:12.000 Yeah, it's funny seeing people laugh, man.
02:50:15.000 Yeah.
02:50:15.000 It's such a strange thing that someone that we move and make a sound.
02:50:19.000 Oh, yeah.
02:50:20.000 I mean, think about a show when you really kill.
02:50:22.000 Like last night, we had a killer show last night.
02:50:25.000 Oh, my God.
02:50:25.000 It was so much fun.
02:50:27.000 Last night was just...
02:50:28.000 There's those nights where it's just popping.
02:50:31.000 Last night, it was popping!
02:50:33.000 And in the middle of it, I was watching these guys just crying, laughing.
02:50:36.000 They were slapping the table, and they were trying to catch their breath.
02:50:39.000 And I was like, I ain't even going to hit you with the best lines yet.
02:50:41.000 And here comes the next one!
02:50:43.000 Boom!
02:50:44.000 And then on top of that, you're compounding.
02:50:46.000 Bang, bang, bang!
02:50:47.000 And they walk out of there, they feel better.
02:50:50.000 Like, you feel better.
02:50:51.000 You walk out of there, they're like, God, I feel better, man.
02:50:54.000 That's like an ayahuasca.
02:50:55.000 It's like a release of things that all just kind of shakes you.
02:51:01.000 It's interesting, all the little things that are built into life and into the world to help us take care of ourselves.
02:51:05.000 It's a strange state.
02:51:07.000 The state of laughter.
02:51:08.000 Yeah, because you shake, and you didn't even plan on doing it.
02:51:16.000 You start laughing.
02:51:16.000 Your body's shaking.
02:51:18.000 Sometimes you can't breathe.
02:51:19.000 You know?
02:51:20.000 Sometimes someone will say something and you didn't see it coming.
02:51:22.000 And you're like, oh shit!
02:51:24.000 Oh shit!
02:51:25.000 Yeah.
02:51:25.000 I remember a dude came out of the closet one time at one of my shows.
02:51:29.000 He was just like, I'm gay!
02:51:32.000 And just fucking right in the front row, dude.
02:51:34.000 And his buddies were like, Patrick, chill out, man!
02:51:37.000 Really?
02:51:38.000 Yeah!
02:51:39.000 Have another beer, dude!
02:51:40.000 You're out of your fucking mind, man!
02:51:42.000 What were you talking about that made him yell that out?
02:51:43.000 Do you remember?
02:51:44.000 No, I don't remember.
02:51:44.000 No, this was about seven or eight years ago.
02:51:46.000 So it was just the laughter moved him to honesty.
02:51:48.000 Okay!
02:51:52.000 Do you think he had to explain that to his friends afterwards?
02:51:54.000 I mean, yeah, well, he ordered two beers immediately.
02:51:58.000 He did?
02:51:58.000 Yeah.
02:51:59.000 Wow.
02:52:00.000 I think he just wanted to frickin' just put that damp tiger back in the cage, you know?
02:52:07.000 The damn tiger!
02:52:09.000 He wasn't ready to be full-time gay, man.
02:52:11.000 I don't think he was ready for it.
02:52:13.000 But he wanted to get that monkey off his back, huh?
02:52:16.000 Shook it out of him.
02:52:17.000 Yeah, he wanted to get that freedom.
02:52:19.000 God.
02:52:20.000 That's got to be the worst.
02:52:21.000 That's one of the things that drives me the most crazy and makes me the most angry about homophobia, that it robs people of freedom.
02:52:27.000 It robs people of their life to just be who they are.
02:52:30.000 Yeah.
02:52:31.000 Imagine if a dad was saying all kinds of anti-gay stuff and then your kid is there and the kid is gay or even thinking about it.
02:52:38.000 Or if he has a gay friend, now he's afraid to even introduce his dad to his friend.
02:52:42.000 I think there's a lot of guys that say a lot of anti-gay stuff because they have gay feelings and they're angry.
02:52:48.000 They're angry at those feelings.
02:52:49.000 The guys that are mad about gay people...
02:52:51.000 You know, there's people that'll, like, say gay things because they think it's funny, but then there's people that'll be angry about gay people to get mad.
02:52:59.000 And those people, I'm always, like, suspect.
02:53:01.000 I'm like, why are you mad?
02:53:03.000 Yeah.
02:53:03.000 Why are you mad at why someone loves someone else?
02:53:06.000 Like, what...
02:53:07.000 What is it about you being mad that someone is sexually attracted to someone that's of the same sex?
02:53:14.000 There's so many people that are like that.
02:53:16.000 It's so easy to find them now.
02:53:18.000 If you were on an app, if you wanted to get some gay sex, gay guys can find each other now.
02:53:24.000 This is not like you didn't know.
02:53:26.000 I don't want to put myself out there.
02:53:28.000 It's accepted.
02:53:29.000 It's a normal thing now.
02:53:31.000 It's like the social stigma of it is almost all gone.
02:53:36.000 With modern society, with most polite society.
02:53:39.000 Dude, we used to get high when we were kids, and we'd go outside and get high, and then I'd come back in early into my buddy's house, and I would tell his dad, and I would be like, oh, Mr. Mike, man.
02:53:50.000 Because his dad had a lot of anti-gay energy, you know?
02:53:53.000 Really?
02:53:53.000 Yeah, and he would just say stuff, all that, you know, like, queers, just say stuff, you know, just like, ignorant shit, you know?
02:53:59.000 Did he have his pants off when he did that?
02:54:00.000 I didn't see anything like that.
02:54:02.000 But I'd go, I'd come in after we'd been out there smoking weed, I'd come in, and I'd be like, Mr. Mike, man, they were being...
02:54:09.000 I don't know, Richard was over, and people were just being kind of...
02:54:12.000 Touchy-feely.
02:54:13.000 Yeah, it was just real strange out there.
02:54:14.000 Did you beat him?
02:54:15.000 Did you beat him?
02:54:15.000 Yeah, bro.
02:54:16.000 So then, dude...
02:54:17.000 My friends, Adam, would come back inside, man, and his dad would be like, what in the fuck have you boys been doing out there?
02:54:25.000 You've been queering around.
02:54:28.000 Queering as a verb is very funny.
02:54:30.000 Oh, you've been queering around, boys?
02:54:33.000 And he was just, yeah, I mean, just lighting into it, dude, and I would be dying with laughter.
02:54:40.000 And they were so high, they didn't know how to explain that they hadn't been, you know, queering.
02:54:45.000 Oh, because they're so high and you set them up!
02:54:48.000 Do you feel bad about that?
02:54:49.000 I feel great about it.
02:54:52.000 That shit was some of the fun.
02:54:54.000 I loved creating an ambiance in advance, man.
02:54:57.000 Oh, so you knew it was coming.
02:54:59.000 And they had a gas leak over at that house too, man.
02:55:01.000 And we'd go over there, bro.
02:55:02.000 We'd sleep from fucking Friday night to Sunday morning, bro.
02:55:05.000 Really?
02:55:05.000 Oh, bro.
02:55:06.000 I never slept so good, dude.
02:55:08.000 I woke up fucking four years old at that point.
02:55:11.000 I miss it.
02:55:13.000 God, that was good.
02:55:14.000 Good old days.
02:55:15.000 Sleeping when you just had so much time to kill.
02:55:18.000 Time doesn't feel like you can kill it anymore, does it?
02:55:21.000 No.
02:55:22.000 Too many responsibilities.
02:55:23.000 Yeah.
02:55:24.000 When I wake up, I wake up with like a certain sense of dread because I got so much shit to do.
02:55:29.000 Yeah.
02:55:30.000 You know, when I wake up, I'm like, okay.
02:55:32.000 I'm like, I'd like to relax and have a cup of coffee and just sort of slowly work my way into the day, but I can't.
02:55:40.000 I gotta go.
02:55:41.000 Gotta go.
02:55:42.000 Gotta go.
02:55:42.000 And a moment doesn't have as much value.
02:55:44.000 A moment used to be something that you could never replicate.
02:55:48.000 Now, since everything's kind of captured, you know, and everything's recorded and stuff, it's like a moment is, uh, it doesn't feel the same, you know?
02:55:56.000 It kind of does after a while, though, because let me tell you something, because I capture so many moments and so many moments of mine, so many conversations of mine like this one are out there forever that it's normal to me.
02:56:06.000 That's normal to me.
02:56:08.000 Yeah, I guess maybe I don't mean like in podcasts.
02:56:10.000 I guess I just mean like a moment used to feel like it couldn't be captured.
02:56:16.000 Oh, right.
02:56:16.000 Right.
02:56:17.000 It was you just like, wow.
02:56:19.000 This happened.
02:56:20.000 Appreciate this.
02:56:20.000 Yeah, there's this.
02:56:21.000 Like something would happen like, oh, fuck, bro.
02:56:23.000 What if we could have captured?
02:56:24.000 That would have been insane.
02:56:26.000 And so there was so much like the moment just had, and I don't know if they have them, you know, it's just less of that now because we have the ability to capture.
02:56:36.000 It's okay.
02:56:37.000 It's just interesting.
02:56:37.000 There are some moments we look back and you're like, God, that was fun.
02:56:41.000 Yeah.
02:56:41.000 What a great moment.
02:56:42.000 But now we're either making, we're either recording something or we're watching something.
02:56:46.000 I feel like we're always caught in the circle.
02:56:49.000 Especially us, too, because we work in this world.
02:56:52.000 Right.
02:56:52.000 Right.
02:56:52.000 Do you feel better being outside of Hollywood?
02:56:56.000 Do you feel better having moved to Nashville?
02:56:59.000 Do you feel less pressure from the machine?
02:57:02.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:57:03.000 Like the show business machine?
02:57:05.000 Yeah, I feel...
02:57:07.000 I feel like, oh, I remember what it's like to be in a normal place.
02:57:13.000 Right.
02:57:14.000 Because that's totally...
02:57:14.000 I mean, even being here in Austin, it's a totally different energy.
02:57:17.000 That's what I love.
02:57:18.000 So I remember that.
02:57:20.000 And then also, it's like, I feel like I've had more opportunities to do...
02:57:25.000 Hollywood-type things from, you know, since I haven't even been there.
02:57:31.000 Like, me and Spade wrote a script together, which is really fun, you know?
02:57:35.000 Like, I don't know.
02:57:38.000 It's like I've just kind of been able to pick and choose.
02:57:39.000 I haven't felt any pressure of Hollywood, kind of.
02:57:42.000 Is Spade still in L.A.? Yeah, he's still in L.A. Who has moved?
02:57:50.000 How many people have moved?
02:57:51.000 Dylan, Tom Segura, Christina Pozitzki, Tony Hinchcliffe.
02:57:56.000 And Dylan moved back, though.
02:57:58.000 Yeah, but he still has a house here.
02:57:59.000 Oh, yeah.
02:58:00.000 Yeah.
02:58:00.000 He hasn't really moved back.
02:58:02.000 He has places all over the place.
02:58:04.000 Who else?
02:58:04.000 Steve Byrne?
02:58:05.000 You know, his early days, he was a real estate guy.
02:58:08.000 Yeah, so he's got a bunch of properties he's picked up.
02:58:11.000 Oh, interesting.
02:58:12.000 Yeah, he's a smart dude, man.
02:58:13.000 Who, Tim Dillon?
02:58:14.000 Yeah, smart dude.
02:58:15.000 Oh, yeah, he's real interesting.
02:58:17.000 Yeah, he's very smart.
02:58:18.000 He's like a real news guy, too.
02:58:20.000 Oh, he's on top of things.
02:58:21.000 I'm always sending him some fucked up shit.
02:58:23.000 Yeah, he's great.
02:58:26.000 Who, Steve Byrne, Josh Wolfe.
02:58:29.000 I'm trying to think of other folks that have left.
02:58:31.000 Did they move to Nashville?
02:58:32.000 No, just different places.
02:58:34.000 Where did Byrne move to?
02:58:35.000 Oh, he moved to Nashville.
02:58:36.000 I thought he moved to Nashville?
02:58:36.000 Yeah.
02:58:37.000 Josh Wolf lives in Las Vegas.
02:58:39.000 How many other clubs are there except for Zanies in Nashville?
02:58:41.000 That's it.
02:58:42.000 That's it.
02:58:42.000 So it's kind of hard to get that regular stage time there.
02:58:46.000 Right.
02:58:47.000 So it's kind of like you just kind of take a break.
02:58:49.000 I mean, when you're working on touring, you're getting up at least a few nights a week.
02:58:55.000 And so I'll usually go to L.A. and practice for a couple of weeks and get things good and get things cruising.
02:59:01.000 Oh, so you get to L.A., get your reps in, and then go the road?
02:59:05.000 Yeah.
02:59:06.000 I'll be out there all of August just working on material and doing that.
02:59:11.000 It's good.
02:59:13.000 It feels good.
02:59:16.000 What else is going on?
02:59:17.000 Not much.
02:59:18.000 I have to pee so bad.
02:59:19.000 Alright, let's wrap it up.
02:59:20.000 You want to?
02:59:20.000 Yeah, it was fun.
02:59:21.000 We had a great time, brother.
02:59:23.000 And we're going to work together tomorrow night and Wednesday night.
02:59:26.000 Yeah, man, that sounds good.
02:59:27.000 And you're going to kill Tony tonight, too?
02:59:28.000 Yeah, you're going to be up there?
02:59:29.000 No.
02:59:30.000 No, I can't make it tonight.
02:59:31.000 What do y'all do on Mondays?
02:59:32.000 Do you have a thing you do at home?
02:59:34.000 No.
02:59:35.000 Not necessarily.
02:59:36.000 Right.
02:59:36.000 Usually weekends is family time, but tonight is just chill.
02:59:40.000 Yeah.
02:59:40.000 I haven't worked out today yet, so I'm going to work out and get out of here.
02:59:44.000 Well, after all the hits you just did, dude.
02:59:46.000 Yeah.
02:59:47.000 I'll do another juju mufu right before I do some squats.
02:59:50.000 Yeah, man.
02:59:51.000 Thanks.
02:59:51.000 Good to see you, bro.
02:59:52.000 Thanks for having me.
02:59:53.000 My pleasure, brother.
02:59:53.000 Always good to see you.
02:59:54.000 Always good to see you.
02:59:55.000 Always a pleasure.
02:59:56.000 I'm going to have to check it out here in Austin.
02:59:57.000 Do you have anything that you're promoting?
02:59:58.000 Anything people need to know about?
03:00:00.000 Um, not much.
03:00:01.000 I'll probably be getting some more tour dates up soon, but everything's good.
03:00:04.000 You can check me out on this past weekend and on King and the Sting.
03:00:07.000 King and the Sting and the Wing, right?
03:00:08.000 Yeah, King and the Sting and the Wing, that's true.
03:00:10.000 We got an extra now.
03:00:10.000 We got an extra now.
03:00:11.000 How is that?
03:00:12.000 Do you fly to LA to do those?
03:00:14.000 Yeah, and some I'll do on Zoom.
03:00:15.000 Oh, nice.
03:00:16.000 But I've even been cutting back.
03:00:17.000 I've just taken a little break.
03:00:18.000 Like, some episodes I've been taking off here and there.
03:00:21.000 I've been taking a little more break in my own episodes.
03:00:23.000 I've just been focusing on just feeling good.
03:00:25.000 I can see you gotta be real bad.
03:00:27.000 Can you?
03:00:27.000 Yeah, I can feel it.
03:00:28.000 I can feel your energy.
03:00:30.000 I can't ride this bag anymore.
03:00:32.000 Alright, let's wrap it up.
03:00:33.000 Alright.
03:00:34.000 Bye, everybody.
03:00:35.000 Alright, praise.
03:00:36.000 Thanks.