The Joe Rogan Experience - August 12, 2022


Joe Rogan Experience #1856 - Nate Bargatze


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 38 minutes

Words per Minute

185.39761

Word Count

40,565

Sentence Count

4,221

Misogynist Sentences

94


Summary

Comedian and podcaster Joe Rogan stops by the pod den to talk about the current state of stand-up comedy and why it's not as funny as it used to be. He also talks about why he thinks comedians are losing their way and why they should be worried about the future of comedy. Joe also gives us some advice on how to keep up with the Joneses and why you shouldn't care if you don't have an act. Joe is a comedian, podcaster, writer, and all-around funny guy. He's one of the funniest people I've ever met and I really enjoyed getting to know him a little bit. I hope you enjoy this episode, it was a lot of fun and I hope it gives you some insight into what's going on in the world of comedy and standup comedy. You can't ask for much more. Joe's a great dude and I think you're going to like it! Check it out! -Joe Rogan The Joe Rogans Experience is a podcast by day, by night, all day. -All day long. Enjoy, Joe All day long, All Day Long, by Night Long, By Night, by Day - All Day, All Night Long by Night, By Day - By Night All Day by Night by Night by Day, by By Day, By By Night By Night By Night by Day by Day By Night - By Day All Day By Day By Day - by Night By Day (By Night, All By Day) In This episode is a tribute to the late great, late, late Late, Late Night, Late Late Night by Late Night Late Late, Early Morning, Early Evening, Early morning, Late Evening, Late Afternoon, Early Afterday, Early Breakfast, Early, Early Early, Late Late After Evening, All Day Early By Day by Morning, -By Day, Early In The Morning, By Late Night By Late Evening By Day / Early Morning By Day/Late Night, Early Night, Then Early Morning (By Day/Early Evening, Then By Day Then Early, Then Late, Then Later, Then, By Any Day, Then All Day By Evening, By Then, Then We'll Sleep? Then, We'll See You'll Sleep, Then Get Up, Then Listen, Then Come, Then Sleep, And Then Get a Drink, Then Have A Drink?


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00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:12.000 Hello, Nate.
00:00:14.000 Joe.
00:00:15.000 Good to see you, my friend.
00:00:16.000 Good to see you, buddy.
00:00:16.000 It was fun last night.
00:00:18.000 It was fun doing a gig.
00:00:18.000 It was fun.
00:00:19.000 Yeah.
00:00:19.000 Yeah, that worked out great.
00:00:21.000 I came here, like, you know, to go do a spot.
00:00:23.000 I was in two very different environments of just a corporate gig and then the Vulcan.
00:00:30.000 But it was awesome.
00:00:31.000 It was awesome to get to see your hour.
00:00:35.000 It's tight, my friend.
00:00:36.000 Thank you.
00:00:37.000 It really was.
00:00:38.000 It was very fun.
00:00:39.000 Thank you.
00:00:40.000 Which was, I'm a big fan of fun.
00:00:44.000 Me too.
00:00:45.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:00:46.000 I'm like, stuff's not getting as fun anymore.
00:00:48.000 It was fun.
00:00:49.000 It's like you can see when everybody's watching something, and it's like they're just having a good time.
00:00:54.000 It's just a fun...
00:00:56.000 Yeah.
00:00:56.000 Like, you know, what comedy is.
00:00:58.000 Stand-up is, you're like, enjoy it.
00:01:00.000 Let's have fun.
00:01:01.000 I think there's still people doing that.
00:01:02.000 Oh, yeah.
00:01:03.000 But there's a lot of people who have kind of lost their way.
00:01:06.000 Yeah, and I think you're going to see a separation, though.
00:01:09.000 I think it will be.
00:01:10.000 It's people that are going to, you know, not want to go on the road anymore.
00:01:16.000 It's a lot to go do stand-up.
00:01:20.000 And so I think you're going to see the pandemic almost, like, split it to be like, all right, who, like, did whatever they had to do to do shows where they did them outside?
00:01:29.000 They, you know, just try to stay funny during the pandemic.
00:01:34.000 Right.
00:01:34.000 Versus?
00:01:35.000 Versus just collapsing on themselves and not being funny.
00:01:41.000 And it's a muscle.
00:01:43.000 Have you noticed how many people have gotten very, very political on Twitter during the pandemic?
00:01:50.000 Yeah.
00:01:50.000 It became, especially comedians, and I'm not trying to be mean, but who...
00:01:57.000 We're not that good.
00:01:59.000 And we're not that successful.
00:02:01.000 You know?
00:02:02.000 They were kind of like, kind of hanging on.
00:02:04.000 And now you go to their fucking Twitter feed and it's just this political extravaganza.
00:02:11.000 Yeah.
00:02:12.000 It's, I mean, and they go deep.
00:02:14.000 They're like people who know, like...
00:02:18.000 Third string quarterbacks that play for colleges.
00:02:21.000 That's how they handle politics.
00:02:25.000 They'll talk about obscure senators from North Dakota.
00:02:30.000 You're like, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:02:32.000 We should know who they are.
00:02:34.000 But they're obsessed with it in this very weird way.
00:02:40.000 I think they're distracting themselves from the fact that their career is kind of gone.
00:02:44.000 And so now they're just mostly concentrating on politics.
00:02:48.000 I think it's a, and two, for some, I always look at it as like a cash grab.
00:02:55.000 Like sometimes it's like, it's a quick like, alright, you get some, you think some steam on this kind of thing.
00:03:00.000 Maybe some tweets or some, whatever.
00:03:02.000 You feel like you're being, you're having a lot of reaction in the Twitter world.
00:03:07.000 And so you think like, alright, this is, I'll do this as a career.
00:03:12.000 Like you're trying to pick your lane.
00:03:14.000 Right.
00:03:14.000 And then they go down that lane, and that lane just can't sustain.
00:03:18.000 It's like when you go watch a stand-up comedy, you have to have an act.
00:03:22.000 People will go watch someone for once, but if they do not have an act, no one's going to come back.
00:03:32.000 An act is what it's about.
00:03:33.000 You go to Vegas, you still go to Vegas, David Copperfield has to do an act.
00:03:39.000 That's why Carrot Top's been in Vegas for 30 years, whenever he's been there, because there's an act.
00:03:46.000 And you're like, I bought this, and I'm watching this for one hour, and it was entertaining, and I leave, and I have a good time.
00:03:52.000 You have to create an act.
00:03:54.000 It can't be this trick that's kind of like, I'll trick you to get in the door, But then you can go watch it.
00:04:00.000 I see it with like, there's some, you know, you see people on Instagram, and I don't know them, but some of them are like these rappers, and they have like 5 million followers or something, and you're like, is this guy, or is he like super famous or something?
00:04:14.000 And then, but you're like, I don't know if he is, like I don't, I think it's like he's famous on Instagram.
00:04:20.000 He's famous for people watching that, but you're like, I don't know if this guy's selling tickets.
00:04:25.000 And I don't know, I'm sure it's more than just...
00:04:28.000 I've just seen a couple of the rappers.
00:04:30.000 I started following one, because I was curious to be like, what's this dude's life?
00:04:36.000 Like, you know, you just want to watch him.
00:04:38.000 He's doing some, you know, they're doing rock venues, and they're doing all this, and there are millions of followers, and they have all the stuff, the watches, and you're like, I'm just like, is this guy, is it, you know, they sell, is that guy going to sell out Madison Square Garden?
00:04:53.000 And I don't know if he...
00:04:55.000 I don't know if it is.
00:04:56.000 I mean, maybe it is.
00:04:57.000 Maybe I'm completely wrong.
00:04:58.000 But it's the fascinating...
00:05:01.000 You get this audience that's on board with you with social media, but they're not going to translate.
00:05:07.000 They're not going to go with you for your career.
00:05:10.000 People want to grow with their people, I think.
00:05:13.000 If you like someone, you're like, I'd like to grow.
00:05:15.000 You see them have a family, and then they have this, and they kind of just keep talking about their evolution of life.
00:05:21.000 And that's what you enjoy watching.
00:05:26.000 Yeah, and that's like the whole process when you put out a special of developing new material and then making sure that it's up to snuff and then recording again.
00:05:37.000 How many years, what is your process in terms of how much time do you do in between specials?
00:05:43.000 This one, I taped the last one in 2020 because it came out in early 21 and I'm taping the next one in September in Phoenix.
00:05:53.000 So, roughly two years?
00:05:55.000 Yeah.
00:05:56.000 A special will come out.
00:05:57.000 Yeah, because it all times out about the same.
00:06:00.000 So, two years.
00:06:01.000 And I think that's good, and I don't think you should...
00:06:03.000 That's a lot.
00:06:04.000 Yeah, it's a lot.
00:06:05.000 And doing it more than that, I think, is too much.
00:06:08.000 And then, you know...
00:06:10.000 I did three two years in a row.
00:06:12.000 I did 2014, 16, and 18. Yeah, I think that's the one.
00:06:15.000 And then I was gonna do 20, but then the pandemic hit, and I really didn't do stand-up for quite a while, and then I realized that when I started doing stand-up again, Having a little bit more time with the material really made it tighten up more.
00:06:31.000 I feel like everything is way tighter now.
00:06:34.000 This set, it's also working in Texas, because we've been doing these regular sets at Vulcan, Vulcan Gas Company, and Creek in the Cave.
00:06:44.000 So I'm headlining all the time, so I'm doing an hour.
00:06:48.000 So instead of doing 15-minute sets, I'm doing all this material, so it's very tight, and I've just been doing it a lot over and over again.
00:06:55.000 And then I've been touring on the weekends, so I've been doing arenas and theaters and comedy clubs, like all these different kinds of venues on purpose, like different size venues.
00:07:05.000 And I feel like more times better.
00:07:08.000 I feel like this is like the tightest one I've ever had.
00:07:10.000 And it's got the most laughs of any special that I've ever had.
00:07:14.000 And I feel like four years, which is what it will be when this one comes out, I'm like, that is even better.
00:07:21.000 It's even better than two.
00:07:23.000 You get to be with it a lot more.
00:07:24.000 Yeah.
00:07:25.000 And you get to, like, have much more material, too, right?
00:07:28.000 So I have, like, a whole extra hour.
00:07:31.000 So I have this hour, and then I have, you know, the B-side stuff that I can, like, build up and turn into, like, A-bits.
00:07:39.000 And so, like, once I abandon this special and put it out, I'll have stuff to work with.
00:07:45.000 Yeah, I'm a big, I believe the road is, I think you write more on the road.
00:07:50.000 Because when you have more time on stage, you can, you're just not as like, you know, like doing sets and doing spots are like, that's how you get stuff tight.
00:07:59.000 And that's what you need at the beginning is to learn how to be tight.
00:08:03.000 But, you know, if you go do, when you go back to New York, you do 10 minute spots and you're like, well, I feel like I got a murder.
00:08:09.000 Like, you can't, like, sit for a second.
00:08:11.000 Right.
00:08:11.000 And when you've got a long time, I can sit, because I know the next thing's going to be work.
00:08:15.000 Right.
00:08:16.000 And then you can, so you can really, like, be like, let me just see if I can mess around with this a little bit here.
00:08:21.000 Because there's not as much pressure as, like, you know, you mess with one bit, and then your bits just get longer.
00:08:27.000 Yeah.
00:08:27.000 And when you start doing, I've noticed from going to clubs to theaters, like, when I first started headlining at clubs, it was, I mean, doing 45 minutes was tough.
00:08:36.000 I would get tired.
00:08:37.000 I remember just...
00:08:39.000 Talking that long like you're like I've never You're just like how do people even do you hit 35 minutes and you're like I'm out of everything I've done every closer I've ever come up with and so now you're just trying to get out of the set and then the longer you do it then you start getting in theaters and I'm not a big I don't move around a lot like all this but like you do you just like everything just expands Because there's more people,
00:09:03.000 there's more...
00:09:04.000 It's just a different...
00:09:05.000 It's pretty wild.
00:09:07.000 It's a pretty different thing.
00:09:09.000 And it's fun to learn it.
00:09:10.000 It's fun to get to do it.
00:09:11.000 Some guys get stuck in that city mentality and they keep doing those 15-minute sets.
00:09:16.000 And those 15-minute sets or 10-minute sets are great, but if you want a headline, it's not the same.
00:09:24.000 It's not like you just don't string 10 of those sets together.
00:09:28.000 You really have to develop an actual hour.
00:09:31.000 If you're going to do an hour, you can't just take four 15-minute sets.
00:09:35.000 You really want it to flow.
00:09:38.000 And the only way to get the sense of the right way to do it is to do that hour.
00:09:42.000 And I think that fucks guys when they only do the city, and then they try to go on the road and headline, and you see them in their fucking hotel room in a panic with stacks of notes, trying to piece their act together.
00:09:55.000 It's a show.
00:09:58.000 I love making stuff really go into the next thing.
00:10:03.000 That's how you remember your act, is you're like, well, the only thing that could come after this is this.
00:10:08.000 I'm talking about my kid, then I'm talking about my wife.
00:10:11.000 Well, they go together, and so you put them together, and then you put all this stuff together.
00:10:16.000 And that's the aspect of creating a show.
00:10:19.000 If you see young comics or even young entertainers, that's why it's like, do an act.
00:10:25.000 You've got to create, even in a five minute thing, at least have a system that you're like, I'm starting with this, I'm going to close with this, and I'm going to try to make them You know, make it seem like I'm not going in between each thing.
00:10:38.000 Unless you're one of those non-sequitur guys.
00:10:40.000 I've always felt like those guys have the hardest job.
00:10:43.000 Like the Mitch Hedberg types or the Stephen Wright types.
00:10:46.000 Those guys who just do, here's another joke, here's another joke.
00:10:49.000 Like William Montgomery does that.
00:10:50.000 He's just like, here's a joke, here's another joke.
00:10:52.000 It's like, whew, how do you remember all that?
00:10:56.000 That I don't know.
00:10:57.000 That's a lot.
00:10:58.000 I mean, it's just because it's, you know, if you talk about yourself and it's personal, you're like, well, at least it's your opinion.
00:11:06.000 It's your point of view.
00:11:07.000 So I think then it makes everything, everything becomes funny because it's your point of view.
00:11:11.000 So if I'm watching you, I'm buying into you.
00:11:14.000 So I want you to go to the grocery store, and I want to see what Joe Rogan does at the grocery store.
00:11:18.000 And so there's a lot more opportunity for that, and that would make me nervous with those guys.
00:11:22.000 That's why it is amazing to be able to write these jokes, to be actual joke writers, which is, you know, how stand-up was.
00:11:31.000 It's how stand-up started, just this joke writing.
00:11:33.000 To be able to do that and just crank out these jokes, it's unreal.
00:11:37.000 I love the fact there's so many different styles, too.
00:11:40.000 I really do love the fact that there are these, like, absurdist, non-sequitur guys, and then there's other guys like you.
00:11:47.000 You tell, like, stories.
00:11:48.000 You tell, like, long stories, and people get sucked into your rhythm.
00:11:52.000 It was very fun watching you last night going on After Tony, too.
00:11:56.000 Yeah.
00:11:57.000 So Tony's on stage last night for everybody who wasn't there and Jamie and some lady starts fucking screaming at him.
00:12:06.000 She starts screaming at him, some like super lefty liberal lady calling him a sexist and Tony says, how am I a sexist?
00:12:14.000 I'm literally the most feminine man you'll meet all night.
00:12:21.000 And he starts going into all the different bits where he makes fun of himself.
00:12:27.000 He's like, I already said this about myself.
00:12:29.000 He goes, I mock my own masculinity, and you're telling me I'm a sexist?
00:12:35.000 It was very funny.
00:12:37.000 She was on Hinge, though.
00:12:39.000 Yeah, she left.
00:12:40.000 So it was all this craziness.
00:12:43.000 Well, he has a bit about the C word, so it was that bit that set her off.
00:12:46.000 That was like, that's it!
00:12:48.000 And she fucking blew a fuse.
00:12:50.000 And then you went on afterwards, no curse words, Like, you just took control of the room and started telling your stories, and it was great, man.
00:13:01.000 It was really fun to watch.
00:13:03.000 It was really fun to watch the transition, and your fucking timing was so good, dude.
00:13:09.000 Oh, thank you.
00:13:10.000 It was really fun.
00:13:10.000 I just love when I... You know, I haven't seen you in a while, and it's great to be able to watch, like, a comic...
00:13:18.000 Just that, you know, you're clearly, like, super tight.
00:13:22.000 You've been on the road.
00:13:24.000 It's real obvious.
00:13:25.000 Like, everything is nice and polished.
00:13:27.000 Yeah.
00:13:28.000 It's really fun to watch you shift the gears of the room, too.
00:13:32.000 That was a good...
00:13:33.000 That's why, like, New York was great.
00:13:34.000 Because it's like you learned how to do that.
00:13:36.000 Well, you have to.
00:13:37.000 You have to.
00:13:38.000 Because you're following who knows what.
00:13:40.000 Who knows what.
00:13:41.000 And it's...
00:13:43.000 You're going to murder.
00:13:44.000 You're following Greer Barnes and Ben Bailey.
00:13:46.000 I remember them.
00:13:47.000 They were Will Savents.
00:13:49.000 They would murder.
00:13:50.000 And then you'd have to go up behind them.
00:13:52.000 And then I had this rhythm and I talked slower and all this.
00:13:56.000 So you had to learn very quickly how do I get you to come to me?
00:14:00.000 Because I can't match energy.
00:14:03.000 That's a big one.
00:14:04.000 That's always the one that I... I don't ever...
00:14:06.000 People always say, like, what advice would you give yourself?
00:14:08.000 Like, I'm not a big...
00:14:09.000 You're like, I learned everything because of all the stuff that I failed.
00:14:12.000 But if you just remind yourself, like, just do you.
00:14:16.000 Yeah.
00:14:16.000 And just get into your rhythm.
00:14:18.000 You can't match what other people do.
00:14:20.000 It makes you tighten your stuff up, though.
00:14:23.000 It does make you put, like...
00:14:26.000 You have to edit things well.
00:14:28.000 Like when you're going on after killers and you have to establish that you know what you're doing, like the audience has to get some confidence in you.
00:14:34.000 If you're following some- the worst people to follow are- they don't really have them anymore, they're kind of rare now, but music acts.
00:14:42.000 Yeah.
00:14:43.000 You ever follow a music act?
00:14:45.000 Oh yeah.
00:14:45.000 So what I mean by music act, I don't mean like musician folks for folks at home.
00:14:49.000 I mean like a comedy music guy who sings comedy songs and they usually suck.
00:14:56.000 But they usually have something to do with getting your dick sucked or shitting your pants.
00:15:02.000 They come, this sounds amazing.
00:15:04.000 You're like, that sounds unbelievable.
00:15:06.000 Where's this guy playing?
00:15:08.000 I want to hear about shitting your pants.
00:15:10.000 But yeah, they would fucking kill, and they had music.
00:15:14.000 So they're like, I shit my pants!
00:15:18.000 And then you're on afterwards.
00:15:20.000 So I took my daughter to the park the other day.
00:15:23.000 Yeah, it's such a weird...
00:15:26.000 And you have to, like, it has to be, the stuff that you say first has to somehow or another establish who you are.
00:15:34.000 Yeah.
00:15:34.000 And you have to, like, get them.
00:15:36.000 And how quick.
00:15:37.000 You gotta get them quick.
00:15:37.000 Yeah.
00:15:38.000 They have to be interested in you.
00:15:39.000 You gotta learn, uh, the thing I learned in New York is, like, you gotta make them laugh as quick as you can.
00:15:44.000 Yeah.
00:15:45.000 And so it's like, what can I do to get you in my rhythm?
00:15:48.000 And what's the quickest laugh I can get to?
00:15:50.000 So you can kind of reset the tone.
00:15:53.000 Because if you follow something, an act like that, or someone that murders or something, it might take a couple jokes, even if they're good jokes, just to reset the room and then be like, alright, now I got you.
00:16:05.000 Because you only have 10 minutes.
00:16:06.000 You only have 15 minutes.
00:16:07.000 So it's tough.
00:16:08.000 That was the store, too.
00:16:09.000 That was the big thing about the store.
00:16:10.000 It's like you're going on after a re-act.
00:16:13.000 You'll follow Sebastian.
00:16:15.000 There's all these killers.
00:16:17.000 Louis C.K. stops in.
00:16:18.000 Jesus Christ.
00:16:19.000 On any night, you're following just assassins.
00:16:23.000 I remember I was doing a Tonight Show, and I was going to go run it at Gotham in New York.
00:16:30.000 And this was when Louis was hosting SNL. And so I was going to get a go up first, and then Louis came in to run his SNL set that he was going to do on SNL, and I had to follow that.
00:16:41.000 Which ended up being fine, but that set that he did was unbelievable.
00:16:46.000 Yeah.
00:16:47.000 And he went on, and I mean, just a murder.
00:16:50.000 And then it's Louis C.K., and he's holding it.
00:16:53.000 Now, I mean, it's everything.
00:16:55.000 Yeah.
00:16:55.000 And then it's like, here comes the neighbor who gets to do a tonight show, and everybody's like, whatever.
00:17:00.000 You know, it's like, fine.
00:17:01.000 And you're just up there trying to do your dumb.
00:17:03.000 You know, because you feel like you're like, I'm trying to get into it.
00:17:05.000 Yeah.
00:17:06.000 But I learned you would say...
00:17:08.000 So you have to learn stuff like I learned then like that you just I would walk up like I obviously the show is peaked and like it's enough to get a laugh Right to set you know to be like yeah yeah we get what we all just saw right let me just try to get back into and then just do your act When I was living in LA in the 90s,
00:17:26.000 I had to follow Richard Pryor five weeks in a row, five or six weeks in a row, and it was when Richard Pryor was dying.
00:17:35.000 It might have been the 2000s by then.
00:17:40.000 But either way, he was very sick.
00:17:44.000 And he was in a wheelchair.
00:17:46.000 And so they would carry him to the stage.
00:17:49.000 So it's essentially like Marilyn Martinez, his husband, and Chewy.
00:17:54.000 Chewy was the door guy.
00:17:56.000 They would walk him.
00:17:57.000 All the way to the stage, like kind of like support his body weight all the way to the stage and then get him to a seat.
00:18:04.000 And his voice was so feeble that they had to crank the sound up really loud.
00:18:11.000 And he'd be like...
00:18:15.000 I always loved pussy.
00:18:18.000 And he had like a drink with him, but it was, you know, he was just trying to...
00:18:23.000 And then you gotta go up after him and it's like a whole thing to get him back off stage.
00:18:27.000 So it's not like you get to go right up.
00:18:28.000 You're like, it's gonna be about 10 minutes before we get him down.
00:18:31.000 Well, not only that, but at the store, we would do it like we did at the Vulcan.
00:18:34.000 We'd tag team.
00:18:35.000 I would bring up the next guy.
00:18:37.000 He'd bring you up?
00:18:39.000 He didn't.
00:18:39.000 Oh.
00:18:40.000 The piano man brought me up.
00:18:41.000 Yeah.
00:18:42.000 Because they have to carry him out of there.
00:18:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:43.000 So they would come back on stage and grab Richard Pryor, and then the piano man would be like, who was Jeff Scott, rest in peace, and he would go...
00:18:52.000 Richard Pryor, ladies and gentlemen, and now, please welcome Joe Rogan!
00:18:59.000 I'm pretty sure it was in the 90s, because I remember I was in my 20s, and I was just like, what am I doing following Richard Pryor?
00:19:06.000 Yeah, that's wild.
00:19:07.000 Well, to be able to see that's pretty crazy, that you crossed paths enough To get to see...
00:19:13.000 I mean, to see him.
00:19:15.000 Even at that stage.
00:19:18.000 Well, it was a full circle for me because the first time I ever really saw a stand-up was...
00:19:24.000 I was 15 years old and my parents took me to see Live at the Sunsets trip.
00:19:28.000 Oh, wow.
00:19:28.000 I'll never forget.
00:19:30.000 I was in the movie theater watching these people flop around in their seats, laughing so hard.
00:19:37.000 They couldn't even sit still.
00:19:39.000 They were just falling down and...
00:19:41.000 And I remember looking around the theater going, I can't believe how funny this is.
00:19:46.000 This is so funny, and all he's doing is talking.
00:19:48.000 Because I thought about, like, Stripes, which was this amazing, funny movie.
00:19:52.000 I'm like, but it wasn't this funny.
00:19:53.000 Like, this guy's so funny, and he's just talking.
00:19:57.000 Like, it's incredible.
00:19:58.000 Just words.
00:19:59.000 And that had, like, a permanent effect on me.
00:20:03.000 I mean, I didn't think back then, oh, I want to be a comedian.
00:20:07.000 Because that was when I was doing martial arts, and that's all I thought about.
00:20:10.000 But...
00:20:12.000 I couldn't imagine how funny it was.
00:20:15.000 I was like, this is incredible.
00:20:17.000 I've never seen anything like that.
00:20:18.000 Because the only comedy I'd ever seen other than that was like The Tonight Show.
00:20:22.000 Yeah.
00:20:23.000 I'd see like, you know, Richard Jenny do a set on The Tonight Show.
00:20:25.000 I used to love watching like the comedians on The Tonight Show.
00:20:28.000 And then like Evening at the Improv, I used to love that.
00:20:31.000 But I just couldn't believe how funny he was.
00:20:33.000 He was like blown away.
00:20:34.000 Like I thought about it for months.
00:20:36.000 Well, being in that room and seeing that where, like you said, people are just losing it.
00:20:43.000 Yeah.
00:20:43.000 That's pretty special.
00:20:44.000 I mean, it's crazy because it is crazy to think with stand-up.
00:20:47.000 It's just talking.
00:20:49.000 It's straight up just your words.
00:20:54.000 Yeah.
00:20:54.000 I always find it very interesting to even when you get your act, you know when they're going to laugh.
00:21:01.000 Because laughing, it's hard to make someone laugh, and then sometimes you're like, I know about here.
00:21:05.000 Yeah.
00:21:06.000 They're gonna laugh.
00:21:07.000 When I say live on the Sun Says Trip, I don't mean actually being on the Sun Says Trip.
00:21:11.000 Just that hour.
00:21:11.000 The movie.
00:21:13.000 Yeah.
00:21:13.000 It was a movie that was in the movie theaters.
00:21:15.000 Oh.
00:21:15.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:16.000 Yeah, so I was in a movie theater.
00:21:18.000 Oh, that's even crazier.
00:21:19.000 Well, it was crazy.
00:21:20.000 But it was also, it's one of the best ways to see a comedy special, because it's like you're in the crowd.
00:21:25.000 Yeah.
00:21:26.000 It's like you're hearing everybody else laugh, too.
00:21:28.000 There's a contagiousness to it.
00:21:30.000 But no, I was in Boston.
00:21:32.000 I wasn't on the Sunset Strip.
00:21:35.000 That would be an interesting way to do specials.
00:21:39.000 Well, that's how some people, like Gabriel Iglesias, Gabriel, he released a special in the movies.
00:21:46.000 And then I think Kevin Hart did too.
00:21:48.000 Yeah.
00:21:49.000 But that's all recently.
00:21:51.000 Most people recently have not been releasing specials.
00:21:54.000 It's almost like that would be a good way to do it.
00:21:58.000 Right.
00:21:58.000 Because there's a crowd there.
00:21:58.000 You know, because there's a crowd.
00:21:59.000 Yeah.
00:22:01.000 You know, they're usually, they're not super long.
00:22:04.000 It's like, it would be a, yeah.
00:22:07.000 I think I would enjoy watching a special.
00:22:10.000 Yeah.
00:22:10.000 It'd be the exact, it'd be the best experience you could have.
00:22:13.000 Yeah.
00:22:13.000 Yeah.
00:22:15.000 Yeah, maybe that's the next evolution of stand-up.
00:22:20.000 Like, you sell tickets.
00:22:22.000 Or streaming.
00:22:23.000 You know, like, that way.
00:22:25.000 Where, you know, you'll go to a place and people will all watch it together.
00:22:30.000 Because, like, watching a stand-up special at home is great, but it's not as good as, like, watching it with a lot of people around.
00:22:35.000 Comedy is a weird thing, right?
00:22:37.000 Like, I can enjoy music by myself, but...
00:22:41.000 Going to see a comic with other people is way better than just going by yourself.
00:22:47.000 That's what you're selling in an event.
00:22:49.000 It's being out.
00:22:50.000 It's also, there's a weird thing that happens when people get in a room together.
00:22:54.000 It happens with music, too, when you're sharing an experience.
00:22:57.000 And it makes it better because there's all these other people that are sharing it with you.
00:23:01.000 And comedy is the best for that.
00:23:03.000 Because when other people are laughing, you smile too.
00:23:06.000 It's like, this is fucking funny.
00:23:08.000 Oh my god!
00:23:11.000 I'll never forget, we were doing a show once, and someone was on stage killing.
00:23:16.000 And this lady, I wasn't up yet.
00:23:19.000 I was just sitting on the side of the stage, or the back of the stage, by the store at the back of the room.
00:23:26.000 And this lady just looks at me, and she's like, Oh my god, this is so funny.
00:23:30.000 Just looking around for people to laugh with.
00:23:32.000 Yeah.
00:23:33.000 And I was like, look at her.
00:23:33.000 She's like, everybody's just joining in.
00:23:36.000 Yeah.
00:23:36.000 Like people are looking at each other at the other day.
00:23:38.000 It was like, ah!
00:23:40.000 And seeing people laugh like, oh!
00:23:42.000 It adds to it.
00:23:44.000 Yeah.
00:23:44.000 It makes it, it's a communal experience.
00:23:47.000 I agree.
00:23:48.000 I think it's, uh...
00:23:50.000 It'd be very interesting to do stuff like that.
00:23:53.000 That's why going to live shows are so great, because you're just next to each other.
00:24:00.000 It is.
00:24:01.000 You start laughing.
00:24:02.000 That's like when you show someone's stand-up.
00:24:05.000 I was telling you before, with Attell, two guys on my bus had never heard.
00:24:10.000 They're not comics.
00:24:11.000 They never heard Skanks for the Memories.
00:24:13.000 So I played it for them and getting to watch them watch it.
00:24:18.000 A, you get to go back through it and catch all the little stuff that I forgot or I didn't catch.
00:24:24.000 But then also getting to watch them watch it.
00:24:27.000 Which is the most fun.
00:24:28.000 Just seeing someone laugh, people like that.
00:24:33.000 People like sharing joy.
00:24:36.000 That they want to go, I want to just see you laugh at this.
00:24:39.000 That makes me laugh even more, because then I'm happy.
00:24:43.000 And it's a beautiful thing.
00:24:47.000 Especially when they're laughing for the first time and never heard the jokes.
00:24:51.000 So even though you know the jokes are coming, you get to laugh extra because they're laughing with it.
00:24:56.000 And you're like, you're not even to the part yet.
00:24:58.000 Right.
00:24:58.000 And you're watching them lose it and you're like, you don't even know what's about to come.
00:25:01.000 Well, that was a tell back when he was doing Insomniac.
00:25:04.000 So he was touring around the country and getting hammered every night.
00:25:07.000 That was a wild, different a tell.
00:25:10.000 I saw that a tell at the beginning.
00:25:13.000 When I first moved to New York.
00:25:15.000 What year did you start?
00:25:16.000 I started in 2003, but then I moved to New York in 2004. And so you moved to New York like one year after you started.
00:25:26.000 Where'd you start?
00:25:27.000 Chicago.
00:25:27.000 I moved to Chicago.
00:25:28.000 I took a comedy class.
00:25:30.000 Oh, really?
00:25:30.000 Where at?
00:25:32.000 In Chicago.
00:25:33.000 Comedy College.
00:25:34.000 Jim Roth.
00:25:34.000 I still talk to that guy.
00:25:35.000 Comedy College?
00:25:36.000 Yeah.
00:25:38.000 I'm not against classes.
00:25:40.000 A lot of comics are...
00:25:41.000 Because it's just...
00:25:41.000 I didn't know what to do.
00:25:42.000 You don't know what to do.
00:25:43.000 It's like they're not teaching you...
00:25:45.000 It had to be jokes, but you're like, you're so nervous, you're scared.
00:25:49.000 I moved to a different city, I didn't know anybody, so it was nice to just go do it.
00:25:54.000 What made you move there?
00:25:55.000 I had a buddy that wanted to go to Second City, and he wanted to do improv.
00:26:00.000 Oh, just for, and you moved from?
00:26:02.000 Nashville.
00:26:02.000 So straight from Nashville, right to Chicago, and you were only there a year before you moved to New York.
00:26:06.000 I did comedy about a year.
00:26:08.000 We ended up living there two years, but I only did comedy about a year and a half there.
00:26:12.000 But Pete Holmes was there, Kumail Nanjiani, Hannibal, Jared Logan, Nick Vatterot.
00:26:20.000 It was TJ Miller.
00:26:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:23.000 We were all brand new.
00:26:24.000 And then Pete moved to New York, and then I moved right after Pete.
00:26:29.000 I did, I barked with Pete.
00:26:31.000 His show...
00:26:32.000 Explain barking to people.
00:26:34.000 Oh, like standing out, standing on a corner and just handing out flyers.
00:26:36.000 So you're just like, hey, we got a great comedy show tonight.
00:26:38.000 And you're just sitting out there, and you hand someone a flyer, and then they drop it on the ground in front of you.
00:26:43.000 That's what barking is.
00:26:45.000 You just basically, do you mind throwing this on the ground?
00:26:47.000 And they go, yeah, I'll do it.
00:26:48.000 That's the thing that really only goes down in New York.
00:26:50.000 Yeah.
00:26:51.000 Now it's like a business.
00:26:53.000 Really?
00:26:53.000 I think now they start hiring people.
00:26:55.000 But when I did it, we did it for Boston Comedy Club and my buddy Dustin Chafin.
00:27:01.000 Happy birthday, Dustin.
00:27:02.000 Happy birthday to you.
00:27:03.000 Thank you.
00:27:04.000 They both have birthdays today.
00:27:05.000 Boston was open in 2004?
00:27:09.000 Yeah.
00:27:09.000 Still?
00:27:09.000 It was right.
00:27:10.000 I was there.
00:27:11.000 I was at the very end of it.
00:27:14.000 I got in.
00:27:15.000 I would see Chappelle there every night.
00:27:18.000 Chappelle's on the Chappelle show.
00:27:19.000 It was right before Chappelle left when he...
00:27:22.000 When I was walkabout.
00:27:24.000 Yeah.
00:27:24.000 Because he would come...
00:27:26.000 I mean, I saw Burr, Patrice, like, that's where I saw all those guys, and I went to their HBO One Night Stand tapings, and you saw them run sets, and you saw them, like, you know, everybody kind of come up.
00:27:35.000 Louis was probably the biggest, like, but still wasn't insanely Louis yet, but was, like, the one.
00:27:44.000 Burr was, like, the one that you're watching, and he's, like, the first guy that you're, like, I can't, like, you know, we'd go watch him at Carolinas, and no one was there.
00:27:52.000 No one's there, but it's half full.
00:27:54.000 They only kind of know them from ONA or something.
00:27:56.000 And then the next year is when it's HBO thing.
00:27:59.000 And then you're like, it's sold out.
00:28:00.000 And Caroline's like, you couldn't even...
00:28:02.000 They were like, you can't come watch.
00:28:03.000 And you're like, we were watching last.
00:28:05.000 And they're like, yeah, well, everybody could come watch last year.
00:28:08.000 Now you can't.
00:28:09.000 It's too full.
00:28:10.000 And it'd be too crowded.
00:28:11.000 And so he was watching him just...
00:28:15.000 Blow up?
00:28:16.000 That's a very fortunate thing that we have, and it's really good for young comics to watch someone blow up.
00:28:22.000 Because then, if it ever does happen to you, you kind of understand what happens.
00:28:27.000 Like, the process of it all.
00:28:28.000 You get to see what it's like when someone You just see it's possible.
00:28:32.000 Yeah, you see it's possible.
00:28:34.000 Because you're like, that dude was just here.
00:28:35.000 Right, right, right.
00:28:36.000 And now he's not.
00:28:37.000 Because we always tend to think about people as being in like a static state.
00:28:40.000 Like if you run into Chris Rock, you assume he's always been Chris Rock.
00:28:43.000 Yeah.
00:28:44.000 But if you knew Chris Rock when he was just starting out, like you'd go, oh, this is the process.
00:28:48.000 This is possible for everybody.
00:28:51.000 I just saw a clip today with Chris talking about New Jack City, saying that when him and Ice-T were reading lines at the table, and they didn't have, I guess, a star, and it was for Wesley Snipes, and then they got Wesley Snipes, and Wesley Snipes wasn't,
00:29:07.000 like, they didn't know who he was.
00:29:08.000 He wasn't famous.
00:29:09.000 But then once Wesley Snipes started reading the line, they were like, oh, this movie's going to be, like, real.
00:29:16.000 It's going to be huge.
00:29:18.000 And he wasn't huge, but they could tell...
00:29:20.000 That, like, oh, this dude's, like, different.
00:29:23.000 Yeah.
00:29:24.000 You know, and that was, like, you know, and that's Chris Rock and Ice-T, who are, you know, are not Chris Rock and Ice-T. And then you're, and they're even, like, oh, that's, they're just dudes reading at a table.
00:29:36.000 And then they see Wesley Snipes, they're like, oh, man, this movie's about to be huge.
00:29:40.000 Oh, he's a bad motherfucker.
00:29:41.000 Wesley Snipes could act his ass off.
00:29:43.000 He had power, you know?
00:29:45.000 He was great as Blade.
00:29:47.000 I really wish they would bring Blade back.
00:29:49.000 I know they're bringing it back with a new actor, but goddammit, Wesley Snipes was good.
00:29:53.000 Wesley Snipes is great action.
00:29:56.000 He was a good blade.
00:29:57.000 Yeah.
00:29:57.000 Very fun.
00:29:59.000 Apparently, though, he went off the rails.
00:30:01.000 He went a little nutty.
00:30:02.000 Because Patton Oswalt has a whole bit about doing Blade 3 with Wesley Snipes.
00:30:08.000 Leslie Snipes is allegedly imbibing in certain controlled substances whilst in his trailer.
00:30:17.000 It just was like, he's out of control and fucked up the whole taping of it.
00:30:21.000 Patton has a whole bit, a whole chunk that he did on filming Blade 3. Yeah.
00:30:30.000 If you met Wesley Snipes, it would be.
00:30:32.000 It'd be wild.
00:30:33.000 Like, to be around him and just...
00:30:35.000 Because those guys are so famous.
00:30:37.000 I was supposed to fight him.
00:30:38.000 Really?
00:30:39.000 Yeah.
00:30:41.000 Wesley Snipes was about to go to jail for taxes.
00:30:43.000 And they were trying to figure out a way to make money.
00:30:46.000 And they came to this guy, Campbell McLaren, who was one of the original producers of the UFC. And they wanted Wesley Snipes to fight Jean-Claude Van Damme.
00:30:56.000 This was their idea.
00:30:57.000 To have, like, a fight.
00:30:59.000 An actual fight.
00:31:00.000 How old are they at this point?
00:31:03.000 Wesley's older than me.
00:31:05.000 I was in my 30s at the time, so I gotta assume he was in...
00:31:08.000 I was probably 35, so I gotta assume he was in his late 30s or early 40s.
00:31:14.000 Yeah.
00:31:15.000 You know, he's still fit, but about to go to jail.
00:31:19.000 You know, like, he needed money.
00:31:20.000 Yeah.
00:31:21.000 And we were supposed to have a UFC fight.
00:31:24.000 I trained for it for, like, six months.
00:31:26.000 It was crazy.
00:31:27.000 You were real fighting?
00:31:27.000 Oh, yeah.
00:31:28.000 Yeah.
00:31:29.000 Because wait, John Vaughn, he didn't want to do it.
00:31:32.000 They didn't want John Kline Van Damme.
00:31:34.000 That would have been amazing.
00:31:37.000 Like an MMA fight?
00:31:38.000 Yeah, it was going to be an MMA fight.
00:31:39.000 And he's a big MMA. I don't know.
00:31:42.000 He's really good at karate.
00:31:44.000 I don't know.
00:31:45.000 The thing is, I don't think he had ever competed before.
00:31:49.000 I hadn't competed in more than 10 years, but I did have three kickboxing fights and I had like 100 Taekwondo fights.
00:31:57.000 I fought a lot.
00:31:58.000 I know how to compete.
00:31:59.000 And so I know I would have been super nervous, but he doesn't know Jiu Jitsu.
00:32:04.000 Or what he knows.
00:32:05.000 At the time, I don't know if I was a black belt yet.
00:32:09.000 No, I don't think I was.
00:32:11.000 I was a brown belt.
00:32:12.000 But I was like, I'm going to strangle this dude.
00:32:14.000 Yeah, because you were younger and you're so much closer to all the competing and all this kind of stuff.
00:32:22.000 And then he's fighting from...
00:32:24.000 It's a lot of things.
00:32:26.000 It's the fact that I'd competed, the fact that I was pretty good at striking.
00:32:31.000 And it was also like, if I got a hold of him, if I grab him, he's dead.
00:32:35.000 I was like, if a brown belt in jiu-jitsu who's really strong gets a hold of you and you're the same size as him, he's actually a little smaller than me.
00:32:42.000 So if I got a hold of him, he would have been fucked.
00:32:44.000 Dude, that would have been unreal.
00:32:46.000 It would have been wild.
00:32:48.000 Unless he knocked me out, that would have sucked.
00:32:50.000 Yeah.
00:32:50.000 Who would get knocked out by Blade?
00:32:53.000 At least it's Blade.
00:32:56.000 I mean, what were they going to do, like pay-per-view and it just didn't happen?
00:33:00.000 You know, like CM Punk fought in the UFC a couple of times.
00:33:03.000 It would have been one of those deals.
00:33:05.000 Oh, y'all had done it at the UFC? Yeah.
00:33:07.000 Like, wow, dude.
00:33:09.000 Yeah, the UFC was on board.
00:33:11.000 Lawyers involved.
00:33:12.000 We went through a whole series of things.
00:33:16.000 First, it was supposed to be 50-50, like 50-50 split.
00:33:20.000 And I said, fine.
00:33:21.000 And then he changed it again and said, I don't remember what his stipulation was.
00:33:28.000 He wanted 60-40.
00:33:30.000 And I said, I don't, and like the lawyers are like, you know, should we push back this and that?
00:33:35.000 Like, what do you want to do?
00:33:36.000 I go, I'm going to fucking strangle this guy, so give him the money.
00:33:39.000 He's going to need the money.
00:33:40.000 I go, it doesn't matter.
00:33:42.000 It's not that much money, whatever it is, you know, like the difference, whatever the difference was.
00:33:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:48.000 I was training twice a day, every day.
00:33:51.000 I was kickboxing with Rob Kamen.
00:33:54.000 So I'd go in with Rob Kamen in the mornings, who was a legendary Holland kickboxer, and I would train with him, and he was taking me through his striking system, and I was sparring and kickboxing.
00:34:06.000 And then after I did that, I would go to jiu-jitsu at night.
00:34:10.000 I was fucking exhausted all the time.
00:34:13.000 I couldn't believe how tired I was all the time.
00:34:16.000 I was just so tired.
00:34:17.000 How close did it get before they pulled it?
00:34:19.000 Pretty fucking close.
00:34:20.000 Pretty close.
00:34:21.000 Like, we were trying to figure out when it would happen.
00:34:23.000 Like, would it be December?
00:34:24.000 Would it be November?
00:34:25.000 Like, what it was?
00:34:26.000 And so I was just constantly training, just trying to get in shape.
00:34:29.000 I'm like, I'm gonna get ahead of this.
00:34:33.000 It got down to...
00:34:34.000 I forget what the final fucking straw that broke the camel's back was when he backed out.
00:34:39.000 But I gave him everything he asked for.
00:34:41.000 Every time they tried to change things, I said, okay.
00:34:44.000 I said, I'm gonna strangle him.
00:34:45.000 I go, give him what he wants.
00:34:47.000 I just don't want to lose him.
00:34:48.000 I'm like, if he wants to do this...
00:34:50.000 I was so obsessed.
00:34:52.000 And then once it was over, I was like, I'm glad I didn't do that.
00:34:55.000 Because then I would have had another fight.
00:34:56.000 Like, what if I had that fight and it went well, and then, you know, someone else wants a fight, and then I'm doing the Jake Paul thing?
00:35:02.000 Yeah.
00:35:03.000 That shit will consume you.
00:35:05.000 Because fighting is not something, first of all, it's not something you're going to do great Your first fight back, because I would have fought and I would have said, ah, my timing was off.
00:35:14.000 I felt like I got a little too nervous.
00:35:16.000 The more active you are if you're competing, the more you get comfortable with competing, so the more it feels like a normal thing.
00:35:24.000 Daniel Cormier was actually just talking about that in one of the past UFCs about a guy that had taken two years off because he had a significant injury and there was a bunch of other shit that happened.
00:35:33.000 And he's like, that is so hard to do.
00:35:36.000 He goes, when you fight a lot, he's like, you go in there, it's just like a normal thing you do.
00:35:40.000 You're in there, you're fighting, normal.
00:35:42.000 I fought two months ago, it's normal.
00:35:43.000 You just go through your camp, and you're in there.
00:35:46.000 But for me, I mean, it would have been like over 10 years.
00:35:49.000 So I would have probably been like a little sketchy, like a little like, whew, what the fuck am I doing?
00:35:53.000 Like, why am I doing this?
00:35:54.000 But then once you do it, then you get the experience, and you go, you know what?
00:35:58.000 I was a little nervous doing that.
00:36:00.000 Let me do that again.
00:36:01.000 And then I don't think I showed my full potential.
00:36:03.000 Let me do that again.
00:36:04.000 And I would have probably said like, look, I'm in my 30s.
00:36:07.000 I was probably 35, 36. I was like, I only got like a couple years left where I could physically do this and compete with...
00:36:13.000 You know, legit martial artist.
00:36:15.000 Like, give me, like, a couple more fights.
00:36:17.000 And then I would have probably tried to fight some other celebrity slash big mouth character.
00:36:23.000 And then I would have been...
00:36:25.000 Who knows what I would have...
00:36:26.000 I probably would have got brain damage more.
00:36:28.000 Yeah, I mean, you might not be here.
00:36:29.000 You'd be just...
00:36:32.000 He'd be talking to you now and you'd be like, hey Joe, you alright buddy?
00:36:36.000 Fine, fine.
00:36:38.000 He's just fighting random people.
00:36:41.000 That's wild.
00:36:43.000 I could see that if you don't fight for two years.
00:36:45.000 I mean, that's what we're talking about with comedy.
00:36:47.000 When you don't go up and you're not being funny and regularly being funny, then you lose that.
00:36:54.000 What's the most time you've ever taken off?
00:36:56.000 I don't even know.
00:36:59.000 It should be like COVID. That should have been the answer.
00:37:01.000 I took off that whole...
00:37:03.000 But even...
00:37:04.000 It had to be a month or two.
00:37:06.000 That's all you took off during COVID? No, I guess more.
00:37:08.000 I should say more.
00:37:10.000 I don't believe in COVID, so I never took any time off.
00:37:16.000 That's the most comedy I've ever done.
00:37:18.000 My biggest years are 2020. The most sets I've ever done.
00:37:22.000 There's plenty of open stages.
00:37:24.000 It was wide open, dude.
00:37:25.000 I was trying to get off.
00:37:26.000 No one was lying to me.
00:37:27.000 No one was there.
00:37:32.000 No, during COVID, that was definitely the most time I took off, whatever it was, I guess a few months, I don't know exactly.
00:37:40.000 And then stuff would, you'd have like an outdoor thing, and then I did the drive-in tour.
00:37:46.000 So we had that set up pretty quickly, and then I went and did those.
00:37:51.000 And then so I was doing three, four cities a night, and my special I taped outside, and So it's like you just adjusted to...
00:37:57.000 I never did drive-in shows.
00:37:59.000 Did you like those?
00:38:01.000 Burt loved them.
00:38:02.000 I loved them.
00:38:03.000 It was, do you want to go do them?
00:38:04.000 I don't want to go do them all the time.
00:38:06.000 Right.
00:38:06.000 You wouldn't want to do it now.
00:38:08.000 No, no.
00:38:08.000 I'm doing amphitheaters right now.
00:38:11.000 Some of them are great.
00:38:12.000 Some of them are great.
00:38:13.000 So far they've been awesome.
00:38:14.000 I heard Red Rocks is the shit.
00:38:15.000 Burr loved it.
00:38:17.000 Burr loved it.
00:38:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:38:18.000 Red Rocks, I think.
00:38:19.000 Burr just filmed a special there.
00:38:20.000 Yeah.
00:38:20.000 Yeah.
00:38:21.000 Red Rocks is legendary.
00:38:24.000 Like, and then, but then some of these, like, I'm going to Wisconsin Dells.
00:38:30.000 I'm leaving tonight at midnight to just start driving there on the bus.
00:38:34.000 And then I'll do that Saturday.
00:38:37.000 And then, so I like the outdoors because you can hear them.
00:38:39.000 It's just going to do different things.
00:38:41.000 Right.
00:38:42.000 Like, the drive-in theaters was like, all right, well, if I'm going, I might as well just go see what it is.
00:38:48.000 I want to, you know, you want to see your act kind of go through everything.
00:38:50.000 And they're like, I'll go talk to these cars.
00:38:53.000 And then you got to learn the timing of that.
00:38:55.000 Chicago, we did one.
00:38:57.000 And it was one of the...
00:38:59.000 More memorable shows I think I'll ever have in my career.
00:39:01.000 It was like starting to rain.
00:39:02.000 It was like 45 degrees out.
00:39:04.000 It was kind of chilly.
00:39:06.000 I mean, there was 2,000 people there.
00:39:09.000 So it's just car after car.
00:39:12.000 And then they would laugh.
00:39:13.000 And so they couldn't sit outside.
00:39:15.000 People up front would sit outside, but then you can't.
00:39:18.000 So they would like flash their lights and kind of honk for laughs.
00:39:21.000 And they did it in a very, the timing was great.
00:39:24.000 Like you're like, oh, I just got to now, instead of hearing laughs, I'm just kind of going off the honks.
00:39:30.000 And so then you're like, you kind of pause, and then some lights flash, and then You gotta just trust that you know how to do it.
00:39:39.000 Yeah, I never did those, but I took a long time off.
00:39:44.000 I went from March, when everything shut down, to July.
00:39:48.000 And then Texas was still doing shows, like in comedy clubs, indoors.
00:39:53.000 And I was like, that is crazy.
00:39:54.000 And I remember me and Tony talking, and I'm like, do you want to try it for a weekend?
00:39:59.000 Apparently they said, well, we have limited seating and we socially distance everyone.
00:40:05.000 Horseshit.
00:40:05.000 We got there, it was packed.
00:40:06.000 The improv was fucking packed.
00:40:08.000 We got out there, I go, how the fuck are they socially distanced?
00:40:11.000 This is not socially distanced.
00:40:12.000 People had their masks under their noses.
00:40:14.000 It was ridiculous.
00:40:16.000 And I did one weekend, and it was so much fun, but then I got really high, and I thought, what if I got COVID and gave it to one of my guests?
00:40:25.000 And even though I was testing, Every day.
00:40:28.000 We were testing really early on.
00:40:30.000 I was like, but what if?
00:40:32.000 What if?
00:40:32.000 It's not worth it.
00:40:33.000 What if someone got really sick?
00:40:36.000 What if someone died?
00:40:38.000 I started thinking about that.
00:40:39.000 I was like, okay, I have to be more responsible.
00:40:42.000 And so then I waited.
00:40:43.000 And then we started doing outdoor shows.
00:40:47.000 Chappelle and I started doing outdoor shows in Austin.
00:40:49.000 He said, we got this place.
00:40:50.000 Let's do stubs.
00:40:51.000 We could do it outside.
00:40:52.000 We'll screen the entire crowd.
00:40:54.000 And we definitely tested people positive.
00:40:58.000 There was quite a few people that got kicked out of the show.
00:41:01.000 Because there would be this long line outside.
00:41:03.000 They would test you.
00:41:04.000 You have to wait 15 minutes.
00:41:06.000 And the positive people that got sent home, you know.
00:41:09.000 Maybe a half dozen or so during the course of all of our shows, but for the most part, people, you know, you know if you're sick, you know if you're not feeling good, and most people are responsible, and it was all outside anyway, and there's no outside transmission, really, and so we had these fucking amazing shows,
00:41:26.000 and it felt so special that we were doing shows outside during the pandemic, And you know, it's Donnell Rawlings, it's me, Mo Ammer, Michelle Wolf.
00:41:37.000 I mean, these were great fucking shows.
00:41:39.000 Yeah, I went to one.
00:41:40.000 Ron White was there.
00:41:42.000 Yeah, Ron did some shows with me.
00:41:44.000 So, then, you know, we were getting into that.
00:41:49.000 Like, it was like, wow, we're doing stand-up again.
00:41:51.000 If we have to do it just this way again, that's fine.
00:41:53.000 But then one night we did the Vulcan.
00:41:55.000 One night we did the Vulcan, and we did it on, I think it was a Thursday night.
00:42:00.000 I think it was Red Band's night.
00:42:02.000 Or maybe it was Tony Hinchcliffe's night.
00:42:03.000 I don't remember what it was.
00:42:04.000 But I remember Ron White saying that, well, I'm basically going to retire.
00:42:10.000 Man, I think I've done enough.
00:42:12.000 You know, I'm gonna sell my jet.
00:42:15.000 I'm gonna fucking kick back and just play golf.
00:42:17.000 And I'm not doing stand-up anymore.
00:42:20.000 And then, you know, we said, we've got a show on Thursday night.
00:42:23.000 You want to go do a set?
00:42:24.000 He's like, well, maybe I'll do one fucking set.
00:42:27.000 He goes on stage.
00:42:30.000 Apparently, he took it very seriously.
00:42:34.000 He had an iPad and was listening to old sets and going over his notes all day long.
00:42:40.000 He goes on stage and fucking murders.
00:42:44.000 I mean murders.
00:42:46.000 Murders.
00:42:46.000 And then I'm up after him and he comes off stage and he grabs him by my shoulders and he goes, whatever we gotta do, we're fucking doing this again.
00:42:56.000 Whatever we gotta do.
00:42:58.000 Like he was just...
00:43:00.000 He was just electric, man.
00:43:03.000 I mean, he felt that juice again.
00:43:05.000 And when he went on stage, they went fucking apeshit.
00:43:09.000 Like he's a legend everywhere, but he lives in Austin.
00:43:12.000 You know, and so when he goes on stage in Austin, he's like...
00:43:18.000 Yeah, once you went back to the indoors, it was impossible.
00:43:22.000 Yeah, you're like, this is what it's about.
00:43:24.000 And also, indoors in a club.
00:43:27.000 Amphitheater's great, outside's great, Stubbs is amazing, so much fun, but indoors in a club, just 300 people, everybody tied in like, ah!
00:43:36.000 Madness, and we're all like, are we going to die from this?
00:43:39.000 Are we going to get sick from this?
00:43:43.000 This is when I was already doing, like, vitamin infusions and shit, though.
00:43:47.000 I was holding off all the colds.
00:43:49.000 I was keeping everything at bay.
00:43:51.000 I was fucking on top.
00:43:52.000 I was on point.
00:43:52.000 I was doing hyperbaric chamber sessions.
00:43:55.000 I was doing vitamin IVs.
00:43:57.000 I was pretty fucking healthy.
00:43:59.000 Just to try to, like, if this shit comes, I gotta be ready.
00:44:03.000 Yeah.
00:44:03.000 You know?
00:44:04.000 And then I was hooked.
00:44:05.000 Once we started doing that, I said, okay, well, I'm just gonna, like, really take care of myself and, you know, just fucking go back to doing shows.
00:44:12.000 Yeah.
00:44:12.000 It changed.
00:44:15.000 Being around people.
00:44:17.000 It's everything.
00:44:17.000 It's like going to a restaurant.
00:44:22.000 Getting people back together.
00:44:25.000 You saw how much you missed it.
00:44:28.000 Well, that was one of the things that really sold my kids on Texas.
00:44:31.000 When we came out here, I was just disillusioned with LA, and I was very confused as to what the fuck they were doing.
00:44:39.000 And when they wouldn't let people do outside shows, and they wouldn't let restaurants open, they wouldn't even let restaurants serve outside in some places.
00:44:46.000 It was fucked.
00:44:48.000 And it was just like, you're seeing these dipshits, like the mayor of LA, that Eric Garcetti guy is a fucking idiot.
00:44:55.000 You're seeing that guy telling people what to do.
00:44:59.000 And I was like, this is a disaster.
00:45:00.000 I gotta get the fuck out of here.
00:45:03.000 But I didn't know what to do.
00:45:04.000 And I thought about moving to Utah at one point in time.
00:45:06.000 I was gonna get a mountain house.
00:45:07.000 I thought about moving to Montana.
00:45:10.000 I was like, I just gotta get the fuck out of this city.
00:45:12.000 Like, I don't trust these people.
00:45:14.000 I don't want to be under their governance.
00:45:16.000 And then we came to LA with a bunch of friends from California that were thinking about moving to Austin.
00:45:21.000 And we said, you know, and I was like, you know, I don't know.
00:45:24.000 I wasn't sure if I wanted to move to Austin, but, like, maybe that's a good place to be.
00:45:28.000 I always love it here.
00:45:30.000 And my fucking kids, when they came here, and you know, they were 10 and 12 at the time, and they were like, why doesn't anyone have masks on?
00:45:39.000 How come it's different here?
00:45:40.000 Like, we go to a restaurant, we're just sitting in a restaurant, like...
00:45:44.000 This is like normal.
00:45:45.000 This is normal.
00:45:46.000 We went and had barbecue outside, and everyone's friendly.
00:45:49.000 And then we went to the lake.
00:45:51.000 And we were on the lake, and the lady who was showing us this house, she's very smart, my friend Bridget.
00:45:57.000 She's a good friend now.
00:45:58.000 She took us out on a boat on the lake.
00:46:01.000 And my kids were like, we were jumping in the water and laughing.
00:46:03.000 And they're like, I want to live here!
00:46:06.000 And my wife was like, oh...
00:46:08.000 And I go, let's buy a fucking house here.
00:46:10.000 If you don't like it, we could try it out for a year.
00:46:13.000 And then it became, let's try it out for a year.
00:46:15.000 And then as soon as we lived here, my kids immediately loved it.
00:46:21.000 Like they made friends, like normal kids.
00:46:23.000 Like normal kids that don't want to be fucking reality TV stars.
00:46:28.000 Well, I think that's the biggest, is to get around regular people.
00:46:32.000 I've been back in Nashville for seven years, I think, where I'm from, and our daughter, we moved back when she was two, but it's like my family's there, and she goes to school, and she rides the bus.
00:46:45.000 And your parents live there?
00:46:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:46:46.000 My parents are there.
00:46:47.000 My wife's parents are about an hour away.
00:46:49.000 That's nice.
00:46:50.000 Everybody's super close, so we see our family often.
00:46:52.000 Yeah.
00:46:55.000 Luckily, I'm from Nashville, and Nashville has become an awesome town to move to.
00:47:00.000 Our daughter goes to school, rides a bus.
00:47:02.000 It's trying to let her have the most normal existence.
00:47:08.000 I think it's good for comics, because I'm doing normal things.
00:47:13.000 It's like you're not thinking about the business the whole time.
00:47:19.000 Even though you do think about it, but it's not as...
00:47:22.000 You're like, yeah, I still gotta go run, you know, we go watch her play softball, and then we go do this, and then, you know, and it just makes it, I think it just helps for your material.
00:47:32.000 A hundred percent.
00:47:33.000 It also, like, it lets your material be pure, in that it's just really who you are and what you, and I never really had a problem with that, but I know some people who Would be hoping that they would get on a sitcom or hoping they would,
00:47:49.000 you know, get a deal somewhere.
00:47:51.000 And so they would tone down bits or they would change bits.
00:47:54.000 They wouldn't do what's the most funny.
00:47:56.000 They would, like, pull back a little bit because...
00:47:58.000 And they would say...
00:48:00.000 You would see them say things, like, on Twitter, like, oh, you have virtue signaling fuck.
00:48:04.000 I know what you're doing.
00:48:05.000 They're just trying to signal to Hollywood.
00:48:07.000 I'm on the right side.
00:48:08.000 I'm in the tribe.
00:48:10.000 Here's my black square.
00:48:12.000 It's Tuesday.
00:48:13.000 They were doing these things where it was real obvious that they were captured by the idea of being a part of this system.
00:48:21.000 If I play my cards right, one day I'll be Kevin Hart.
00:48:24.000 If I play my cards right, one day I'll be Jimmy Fallon.
00:48:26.000 I'll host a show.
00:48:27.000 I'll do this.
00:48:28.000 And so you're kind of captured by this...
00:48:31.000 The possible promise of money that comes from this weird place, which is Hollywood.
00:48:36.000 The television and film industry.
00:48:38.000 Out here is none of that.
00:48:40.000 And so it's free.
00:48:41.000 It's just comic.
00:48:42.000 It's just comedy.
00:48:43.000 And the actual industry is podcasting, which is the best industry for comics.
00:48:50.000 It's the best industry for comics to be themselves, and it's also the best industry for comics because you get promoted way more.
00:48:57.000 If you're a comic and you're in with all the podcasters, you're going on people's podcasts.
00:49:05.000 I was just on Theo's podcast.
00:49:06.000 He was on mine.
00:49:07.000 It was just fun as shit.
00:49:09.000 Having a great fucking time.
00:49:10.000 Just laughing our asses off.
00:49:12.000 And it's like the best promotion for both of us.
00:49:14.000 Best promotion for him.
00:49:16.000 Best promotion for me.
00:49:17.000 It's like everybody's out there doing their thing and everybody benefits from it.
00:49:22.000 It's not like this you're waiting for someone to give you a gig thing.
00:49:25.000 You're hoping someone gives you a deal.
00:49:27.000 No, you're just living life and doing comedy and you're rewarded for doing good comedy.
00:49:33.000 You're rewarded for doing great sets.
00:49:35.000 Like people talk about it like, oh man, you should have seen Nate last night.
00:49:38.000 Holy shit, that's funny.
00:49:39.000 And people get talking about it on podcasts and it benefits everybody.
00:49:43.000 It's not like that.
00:49:44.000 It rewards you for being real as opposed to like, you know, settling into that system.
00:49:51.000 Yeah.
00:49:51.000 It makes it, you can be yourself.
00:49:53.000 Yeah.
00:49:53.000 So you're completely yourself, which is as a comedian, that's what you are selling, is yourself.
00:49:58.000 Yeah.
00:49:59.000 You're going, I am me, this is what I'm doing, and then that's what it is.
00:50:02.000 Exactly.
00:50:03.000 I think it's, yeah, it is interesting to, like when I went to, I lived in L.A. for two years, and then it was like going auditions and I just was terrible at them.
00:50:15.000 I can only talk like this, and I don't know how to not do this.
00:50:19.000 I remember getting a call back somewhere, and she was like, if you dyed your beard and hair just black, you would look young enough.
00:50:27.000 And then I go back to the call back, still looking like this.
00:50:29.000 And I think I was like, oh, you wanted me to do this for the call back.
00:50:33.000 And I didn't realize that.
00:50:34.000 And I was like, but what if I don't get it?
00:50:36.000 Like, I'm not going to dye...
00:50:37.000 I just dye my...
00:50:39.000 Walking around with weird black hair.
00:50:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:50:41.000 And then you're like...
00:50:42.000 And y'all say no?
00:50:43.000 Like, I'm just...
00:50:44.000 The odds are I'm not getting this.
00:50:46.000 Right.
00:50:47.000 So I'm not going to go do something that's so crazy just to be like, nah, we're good, dude.
00:50:53.000 Why can't they imagine you with dark hair?
00:50:56.000 What are they, stupid?
00:50:57.000 I don't know.
00:50:57.000 Yeah, you're like...
00:50:58.000 How hard is it to dye your hair?
00:50:59.000 It takes 10 minutes.
00:51:00.000 That's where you're...
00:51:00.000 That's where it's like...
00:51:03.000 They're looking, I don't know, they're looking for something, it's out of your hands.
00:51:08.000 Isn't there some stuff that they can just spray, like when girls do like purple hair and they could just rinse it right out?
00:51:12.000 You can do that.
00:51:13.000 Yeah, that could have probably been.
00:51:14.000 I could have probably done that.
00:51:15.000 I didn't think about any of this at the time.
00:51:17.000 That shit they do on your face though, I know that guys have put that like, I don't know if it's Just For Men or some other company, they put stuff on their beard and it gives them a chemical burn on their face.
00:51:28.000 It's fuck guys' faces.
00:51:29.000 Oh, that's crazy.
00:51:29.000 Find out what that is.
00:51:32.000 There's stuff that guys do where they try to get rid of the gray on their beard.
00:51:36.000 And maybe it's whether you leave it in long or maybe people are allergic to it.
00:51:40.000 But I went down a rabbit hole once and I saw a bunch of dudes with burned faces.
00:51:45.000 Well, can't you not, like, if you've already shown your gray, like, if they've already seen it, then it's like...
00:51:51.000 You can't go back.
00:51:51.000 Like, yeah, if you, like, tomorrow show up and you just try to be normal, we both have just very black beards, and we're like, hello.
00:51:59.000 Well, we thought about doing that for Sober October, because, like, all of us are going bald.
00:52:03.000 Well, I'm fully bald, but, like, Ari's pretty bald, Tom's bald, Bert's going bald.
00:52:09.000 Like, we should wear wigs.
00:52:10.000 It's just, like, for the whole month.
00:52:12.000 The whole month you have to wear, like, a wacky dupee.
00:52:14.000 Yeah.
00:52:16.000 Get one glued on.
00:52:19.000 You have to wear it every...
00:52:21.000 They make fucking good ones, though.
00:52:23.000 I know some guys who have toupees and you're like, damn, I can't even tell.
00:52:27.000 I guess it's called a lace front, where the front, like your hairline, I can see through to your scalp, and that's how it looks in the beginning, and then the rest of it is all filled in.
00:52:36.000 I don't think I'm a good two-paper.
00:52:39.000 I don't think I can tell.
00:52:40.000 Like I'm saying, I fall for it.
00:52:41.000 Because you have a full head of hair.
00:52:43.000 Yeah.
00:52:44.000 Oh, so that's how you know.
00:52:46.000 Just for men's hair dye, users report allergic reactions.
00:52:49.000 Yeah, see if you can find some images.
00:52:51.000 Because there were some gross images of dudes with burns on their face.
00:52:55.000 Like chemical burns all over their face.
00:52:58.000 But they might have used some wacky shit.
00:53:01.000 And that's where you go do that.
00:53:02.000 Just to go, we're going to pass.
00:53:04.000 We're not going to take you.
00:53:06.000 As someone who's dyed their hair before, you are supposed to check your skin to see if you have an allergic reaction before you do everything.
00:53:11.000 Isn't your face like more?
00:53:12.000 Such a dude thing, they go, I'll be hard to do.
00:53:15.000 What is going on with that guy over there?
00:53:17.000 This one?
00:53:17.000 The one to the right of that.
00:53:19.000 Oh, man.
00:53:19.000 What is happening with him?
00:53:20.000 Oh, he still has to dye on.
00:53:23.000 Oh, it goes horrifically wrong.
00:53:26.000 Okay, let's see.
00:53:26.000 Oh, he dyed his beard for his girlfriend.
00:53:28.000 Man's girlfriend dyed his beard.
00:53:30.000 Oh, boy.
00:53:31.000 Let's pretend you're 20. Yeah, that's what I saw.
00:53:36.000 And he's like, is this what you wanted?
00:53:38.000 You fucking asshole!
00:53:39.000 Is this what you wanted?
00:53:40.000 What have you done to my face?
00:53:42.000 Yeah, what if that shit's permanent?
00:53:44.000 Dude, that's fucking...
00:53:45.000 Remember, well, I don't even remember, Brody.
00:53:48.000 Brody Stevens had his face lasered.
00:53:51.000 Brody's a hairy motherfucker.
00:53:53.000 His hair would go like a wolf.
00:53:55.000 All the way up to his eyeballs.
00:53:57.000 And so he got his cheeks lasered off and someone burnt a hole in his fucking cheek.
00:54:03.000 Yeah, it was bad, man.
00:54:04.000 He was super self-conscious about it.
00:54:06.000 Brody was already, like, struggling with depression.
00:54:08.000 He was very upset by it.
00:54:10.000 The guy, like, he had a hole in his face.
00:54:12.000 Like, it was like a large divot where this guy had fucking burned a hole in his face, removing his face down.
00:54:19.000 And he just burns the hair off permanently.
00:54:21.000 Yeah, it's like girls do it with their coot.
00:54:24.000 Guys can do it on their back.
00:54:27.000 I don't have a ton of hair on my back, but it's enough.
00:54:28.000 I've got a ton of hair on my back.
00:54:29.000 Do you shave it?
00:54:31.000 My wife shaves it.
00:54:32.000 I can't shave it myself, obviously.
00:54:34.000 There's a thing, supposedly, I've never done it.
00:54:36.000 You're going to miss a patch.
00:54:37.000 Yeah, and they just have like a...
00:54:39.000 You're like, what's that?
00:54:40.000 You go swimming, and it's just the weirdest.
00:54:42.000 You go to the beach, it's a fucking weird question mark on your back.
00:54:44.000 It's worse than having a full back hair.
00:54:46.000 Yeah.
00:54:47.000 It's just like this weird...
00:54:48.000 I don't mind my back hair.
00:54:49.000 It doesn't bother me at all.
00:54:50.000 Well, yeah.
00:54:52.000 I had my wife shave it when we went to, like, once.
00:54:57.000 It is night.
00:54:57.000 When you don't have it, you're...
00:54:58.000 I think about it some, but then you're like, I don't know.
00:55:01.000 Then you forget about it, and then you're like, where am I with my shirt off?
00:55:04.000 Like, you're just...
00:55:06.000 My shirt's not off enough to commit to it.
00:55:10.000 Right.
00:55:10.000 It's not like in a situation where I'm, like, super worried about it.
00:55:14.000 Yeah.
00:55:16.000 Well, back hair doesn't bother me.
00:55:19.000 Chest hair doesn't bother me either.
00:55:20.000 My pubes can get a bit unruly.
00:55:22.000 Yeah.
00:55:23.000 But that's where Manscaped comes in.
00:55:25.000 They've developed a razor specifically for your ball sack.
00:55:30.000 Yeah, that's good.
00:55:31.000 Manscaped has what they call the lawnmower.
00:55:32.000 It's just for your sack.
00:55:35.000 It's nice.
00:55:36.000 You have a cigar in you.
00:55:38.000 Do I? Yeah.
00:55:38.000 Where is it at?
00:55:39.000 Well, it's right in the middle now.
00:55:43.000 Do I get it?
00:55:44.000 I think so.
00:55:45.000 We'll find out in a little bit.
00:55:46.000 I have a tiny little gap there.
00:55:48.000 I think everybody has a gap.
00:55:50.000 Yeah.
00:55:51.000 Do they or no?
00:55:53.000 Yeah, you're good now.
00:55:54.000 Thank you.
00:55:54.000 Appreciate it.
00:55:55.000 Yeah, man.
00:55:56.000 Yeah, the gray hair thing is a weird thing.
00:55:59.000 Because, like, women don't like it at all.
00:56:02.000 They do not like going gray.
00:56:05.000 But a guy can go gray, and it makes him look like a man of distinction.
00:56:09.000 He's got experience.
00:56:10.000 Well, I think if everybody gradually lets themselves go wherever they want to go.
00:56:15.000 It's like, if you let everything go, like, I think, I was thinking about it, like...
00:56:19.000 Sometimes, you see, I just saw a thing of, uh, just cause a movie, someone posted something with Diane Keaton.
00:56:25.000 She looks unreal.
00:56:26.000 Like, but I, like it, and she, I mean, she's gotta be 70-something.
00:56:29.000 Well, let me see a picture of Diane Keaton.
00:56:31.000 Uh.
00:56:32.000 Well, look about Keanu Reeves' girlfriend.
00:56:33.000 Like, she's full gray hair.
00:56:35.000 Oh, really?
00:56:36.000 Yeah, she's full head of gray hair.
00:56:38.000 Looks great.
00:56:39.000 You know, I think, like, that looks good.
00:56:41.000 Yeah.
00:56:42.000 I think that looks better to me than than this shit.
00:56:47.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:56:49.000 Yeah, I think whatever if she does something, it's like it makes it look very natural.
00:56:53.000 She looks like a healthy older woman.
00:56:55.000 Yes.
00:56:56.000 Who's lived a long life.
00:56:58.000 Yeah, that's good.
00:56:58.000 I like it.
00:56:59.000 Yeah Dress is very fun.
00:57:02.000 What does that say about Ellen DeGeneres?
00:57:04.000 Did Ellen cunt over her?
00:57:07.000 Oh, she says the set exudes happiness.
00:57:10.000 Oh.
00:57:10.000 All right.
00:57:10.000 She was nice to her.
00:57:11.000 Never mind.
00:57:12.000 Like I said, let's take it all back.
00:57:13.000 They let Ellen run it back.
00:57:14.000 I'll be honest with you, run it back, Ellen.
00:57:16.000 Yeah, Diane Keaton should come back and pretend she's an assistant.
00:57:19.000 Put on a mask and see how it goes.
00:57:23.000 I meet the real Ellen now.
00:57:25.000 He goes, what's that?
00:57:26.000 She gets hit in the back of the head.
00:57:29.000 What was that?
00:57:30.000 Hey, cunt!
00:57:31.000 Where's my fucking coffee?
00:57:32.000 Oh, it's a little different.
00:57:34.000 Isn't it funny how people found out that she wasn't that person and they freaked?
00:57:41.000 But they're watching the show.
00:57:42.000 They let her have a very long, gradual...
00:57:45.000 That's what I understand.
00:57:46.000 People got mad, and then it was like, alright, take your time on the way out.
00:57:51.000 Do a farewell season.
00:57:53.000 And you're like, oh, I thought y'all hated her.
00:57:55.000 I thought it was bad.
00:57:56.000 Well, I think it was probably sometimes bad.
00:58:00.000 And those sometimes bad moments, when you rack them up over 14 years or whatever the fuck it was she was doing her show, that looks horrible.
00:58:08.000 She probably had some rough days.
00:58:09.000 Look, she's a fucking performer.
00:58:11.000 And also, she grew up a gay woman.
00:58:14.000 She probably got fucked with and she probably felt discrimination and a lot of shit.
00:58:20.000 She probably harbored some resentment.
00:58:22.000 Who knows what her deal was.
00:58:24.000 Great comedian, too.
00:58:25.000 Very good comedian.
00:58:26.000 And also, there's this thing where you kind of get away with it.
00:58:29.000 Because when you're on a set, you know what it's like.
00:58:33.000 If you're the star of the show, everybody comes to you with a bagel and coffee and they kiss your ass.
00:58:38.000 If you're susceptible to that, if you don't self-audit, you can get sucked into that and start thinking, you're that fucking person.
00:58:45.000 It's wild.
00:58:46.000 I shot a pilot.
00:58:47.000 I mean, I even see it sometimes on the road.
00:58:49.000 But it's like, I shot a pilot and...
00:58:52.000 It was...
00:58:53.000 You have, like, people that are just...
00:58:55.000 They're, like...
00:58:56.000 It'll be, like...
00:58:56.000 They bring you...
00:58:57.000 You want Starbucks.
00:58:58.000 You can say anything.
00:58:59.000 Anything.
00:59:00.000 Anything you want.
00:59:01.000 Barbecue.
00:59:01.000 Get me barbecue.
00:59:02.000 I want a bar...
00:59:02.000 Yeah.
00:59:03.000 You want barbecue.
00:59:03.000 I want...
00:59:04.000 Whatever you want, you're like, I want to drive a Nissan Sentra today.
00:59:08.000 Yeah.
00:59:08.000 And someone will go...
00:59:10.000 Figure out how to do that.
00:59:12.000 And if you don't, like you said, if you don't self audit, if you don't realize this is crazy, that's what I was like, you gotta have like, I got a lot, I still talk to like all my high school buddies and stuff like that, but you need people that are going to be regular people.
00:59:24.000 So you can't, if you're like, hey, do you want to go to Alaska tomorrow?
00:59:28.000 And you need someone that's like, I got like a job and stuff and like my family and I can't.
00:59:31.000 You know, that's insane that you're wanting to go do something like that.
00:59:34.000 You're like, that is insane.
00:59:36.000 That is insane that I said that.
00:59:38.000 And I needed to be reminded.
00:59:40.000 Because you can get a little squirrely because your hours are different and you're just like, what are you doing tomorrow?
00:59:44.000 You want to go caving?
00:59:46.000 And they're like, I gotta work, man.
00:59:48.000 I gotta work, dude.
00:59:49.000 My daughter has a fucking cheer practice.
00:59:52.000 Then I got the dentist.
00:59:53.000 My son's got Little League.
00:59:54.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:59:56.000 What is your life, dude?
00:59:57.000 You're going to Alaska?
00:59:58.000 That is right.
00:59:59.000 You're going to get eaten by a bear and I'm going to be like...
01:00:02.000 Foul ball!
01:00:02.000 And then they're like, do you want to go out to dinner on Saturday night?
01:00:05.000 Are they like, are you out of your mind?
01:00:06.000 Saturday night's why I can't work.
01:00:08.000 It's the only time I can't go.
01:00:09.000 Would you like to go to lunch at 12 a.m.
01:00:11.000 on a Wednesday?
01:00:13.000 And they're like, what?
01:00:15.000 That's the one thing about comics that you hang out with people that have that wacky schedule.
01:00:20.000 You get accustomed to that.
01:00:21.000 You wind up texting your friend at 2 o'clock in the morning.
01:00:24.000 He's like, bro, why the fuck are you texting me?
01:00:25.000 I'm sleeping.
01:00:26.000 Oh, and you have no...
01:00:27.000 Oh, I'm asleep at 2. Yeah, you're like, who are you, dude?
01:00:32.000 Did you not do a late show?
01:00:33.000 Yeah, that doesn't make sense.
01:00:35.000 And you get so used to waking up late, too.
01:00:38.000 If I texted a comic at 10 and they were like, oh, I fell asleep, I would be like, so you quit comedy.
01:00:44.000 Yeah.
01:00:44.000 I guess that's your way of telling me.
01:00:46.000 Because how are you?
01:00:48.000 Yeah.
01:00:48.000 This is a sadness when people quit comedy.
01:00:51.000 You know, when someone's good and they quit comedy, I get bummed out, man.
01:00:55.000 I really do.
01:00:56.000 Who quit?
01:00:57.000 I don't want to name names, but we're quite a few friends who were pretty good.
01:01:01.000 Guys who were opening acts for me, who I felt like had some potential, and they just, you know, for whatever reason.
01:01:07.000 And a lot of times they get sucked into the business.
01:01:10.000 They want to be on writers.
01:01:12.000 And there's a good living in being a writer, so, you know, you'll be getting those steady paychecks.
01:01:18.000 There's a few guys that I think literally are some of the best comics in the world.
01:01:24.000 Owen Smith.
01:01:25.000 You know Owen Smith from L.A.? That motherfucker is one of the best comics on earth.
01:01:30.000 He is so funny and so polished and so likable.
01:01:34.000 He's such a nice guy and so smart.
01:01:36.000 And I'm always blown away that that guy is not headlining arenas.
01:01:41.000 Owen Smith should be headlining arenas all over the world.
01:01:44.000 He's a fucking assassin.
01:01:47.000 But he's a showrunner.
01:01:49.000 He's doing these things.
01:01:51.000 But he knows.
01:01:53.000 Which is a crazy thing to go be, is a showrunner.
01:01:55.000 He's very successful.
01:01:56.000 It's not a bad thing that he's doing well in Hollywood.
01:01:59.000 But I feel like, as a comic, I feel like it just sucks that he's not recognized for this one thing, that he does so well.
01:02:08.000 He's so funny, man.
01:02:10.000 Yeah, I try to think, like, seeing guys stop, they do become writers.
01:02:15.000 Yeah.
01:02:15.000 Like, I've seen a lot of comics that they come up, and they're, I mean, like, really be doing spots, like, you're like, it's not like it's like someone half doing it.
01:02:23.000 Right, killing.
01:02:24.000 Killing and fully doing it, and then they go and they get into writing.
01:02:28.000 But it's, I think people find their, you know, you just kind of find whatever lane Yes.
01:02:33.000 That you're kind of like, all right, well then this seems the path for me in this scene.
01:02:37.000 Like that's like auditioning.
01:02:38.000 I learned like, all right, well I'm gonna have to either write a show for myself or just be a stand-up and like just be this because I'm not, I don't do well trying to be someone else or I'm doing these auditions.
01:02:50.000 It's embarrassing.
01:02:52.000 You know, it's like, I mean, some of them I emailed a lady and apologized because it was so bad.
01:02:59.000 I was like, I shouldn't have been in there.
01:03:02.000 You emailed her?
01:03:03.000 What a nice guy you are.
01:03:05.000 She was very nice.
01:03:08.000 She was always bringing me into stuff.
01:03:11.000 I don't always get brought in because I talk different.
01:03:14.000 I think in theory they want me to...
01:03:18.000 It's like, yeah, this guy's different.
01:03:20.000 Then I go show them that it's not going good.
01:03:25.000 And then they're like, that's not what we thought.
01:03:27.000 I was like, yeah.
01:03:28.000 So I emailed her and apologized.
01:03:30.000 I had the luckiest run in Hollywood of all time because I only auditioned for two shows and I got both of them.
01:03:39.000 Newsradio?
01:03:40.000 No.
01:03:41.000 A show called Hardball and then a show called Newsradio.
01:03:43.000 So I did Hardball.
01:03:44.000 It was a show on Fox.
01:03:45.000 I did that.
01:03:46.000 And then I went from Hardball, I went to Newsradio.
01:03:50.000 Wow.
01:03:50.000 So it was like I was working right away.
01:03:53.000 How long was Hardball on?
01:03:54.000 Real quick.
01:03:55.000 Six, seven episodes.
01:03:57.000 It was a disaster.
01:03:58.000 It was an interesting situation, though, because the guys who wrote it...
01:04:03.000 They were really, Jeff and Kevin, Jeff Martin and Kevin Curran, I think that was their names, really funny guys who wrote on The Simpsons, and they wrote on Married with Children, and they were really funny.
01:04:16.000 But they were like kind of introvert writer guys who were really cool and just like kind of nerdy, but fucking great writers.
01:04:25.000 And then Fox bought the pilot.
01:04:28.000 We did a pilot, me and Jim Brewer.
01:04:31.000 Jim Brewer was on it with me, and Jim and I were good buddies.
01:04:34.000 So we had a great fucking time.
01:04:36.000 And Mike Starr from Goodfellas was in it, and a couple other people.
01:04:40.000 And we did this pilot, and it got picked up.
01:04:44.000 And then when it got picked up, they were like, yeah, but you guys can't be a showrunner.
01:04:49.000 You don't know what you're doing.
01:04:50.000 Like, we're gonna bring in a real showrunner.
01:04:51.000 And they brought in this showrunner who just butchered the thing.
01:04:54.000 Just turned it into this shitty, like, cut-and-paste, copy-paste sort of part of a sitcom.
01:05:02.000 And it was terrible.
01:05:03.000 And it got canceled.
01:05:04.000 That's why you need Owen Smith to go be a showrunner.
01:05:06.000 Yeah.
01:05:06.000 You actually need people that's going to go in there and...
01:05:08.000 Yeah, in that case.
01:05:10.000 In that scenario.
01:05:11.000 Well, we needed those guys.
01:05:12.000 Jeff and Kevin should have been the guys who...
01:05:15.000 It was their idea.
01:05:16.000 Like, they were baseball fans, and they had this idea of doing this baseball sitcom.
01:05:21.000 And that was what it was.
01:05:22.000 Phil Rosenthal had that with Everybody Loves Raymond.
01:05:25.000 They tried to get somebody else to showrun him, and he was like, no.
01:05:28.000 He just was like, we just won't.
01:05:30.000 He was going to quit, and just stood his ground.
01:05:33.000 They said, all right.
01:05:34.000 Thank God.
01:05:36.000 I got news radio because they fired Ray Romano.
01:05:40.000 Oh yeah.
01:05:41.000 Ray Romano was the original character that I played.
01:05:44.000 So they fired Ray.
01:05:45.000 Luckily they fired Ray during the pilot.
01:05:47.000 And then they hired another guy during the pilot to play my part.
01:05:52.000 And then they fired him.
01:05:53.000 So I wasn't taking Ray's job.
01:05:55.000 I was taking the guy who took Ray's job.
01:05:58.000 Because I was friends with Ray.
01:05:59.000 Yeah.
01:05:59.000 So it's like, you know, sometimes something like that will happen and you think it's the fucking end of the world, but for Ray it was like the greatest thing that could have ever happened to him because then he went on to do his own thing and it was fucking brilliant.
01:06:12.000 Yeah.
01:06:13.000 That's interesting to like...
01:06:15.000 Just with that pilot I shot.
01:06:16.000 You see, they have to fire people.
01:06:19.000 You think about the kid actors.
01:06:22.000 You've got to go tell a seven-year-old, all right, that's enough, and it's over.
01:06:27.000 And you're like, this is a brutal world.
01:06:30.000 I always think that with the pilots, too.
01:06:32.000 That's what's crazy with TV, is you go, they spend a million dollars, two million dollars on a pilot, and then they say no.
01:06:39.000 And you're like, well, they shot it like it's a real TV show.
01:06:42.000 There's hundreds and hundreds and probably thousands of TV shows with huge actors.
01:06:49.000 Yeah, that never went anywhere.
01:06:50.000 That never went anywhere.
01:06:51.000 You're like, how do you not put those?
01:06:53.000 I thought someone said on Twitter once, you have a channel that's like a pilot channel, and you're just like, these are the shows that didn't go.
01:07:01.000 And then just see what they do.
01:07:03.000 There's an episode, or there's this.
01:07:05.000 How do you not use that?
01:07:08.000 Well, there probably could be a channel of all failed pilots where they could show them all.
01:07:13.000 I mean, you would see unbelievable amounts of, like, the people that came huge stars that did these pilots that went nowhere.
01:07:20.000 It's hard to do one of those things, man.
01:07:23.000 To put together an actual pilot and have it come out and be a real show, that's a grind.
01:07:29.000 Because you've got a lot of moving pieces.
01:07:31.000 You've got a lot of different executives.
01:07:34.000 And they all have their own little hot takes on how things...
01:07:38.000 People aren't funny at all.
01:07:39.000 And they'll come in and tell you, Nate, I like what you're doing, but I wish you were just a little bit more active.
01:07:46.000 Maybe you come in, you're jogging in place, you're distracted.
01:07:50.000 And you're like, what?
01:07:52.000 Do I have to listen to this?
01:07:54.000 And then the showrunners have to meet with the executives, and the executives want to bring in a gay friend, and they want to bring in a handsome guy, and there's all these different pieces that get shoved into the mix.
01:08:05.000 So many cooks in the kitchen.
01:08:07.000 It's amazing how many shows come out good at all.
01:08:10.000 Oh, it's borderline impossible that a show could get made.
01:08:13.000 They'd always, a big one when I would write the shows, they'd always talk about conflict.
01:08:17.000 And so you turn it in, they're like, well, you just don't know where the conflict is.
01:08:20.000 And I was like, everybody has cancer.
01:08:22.000 Everybody.
01:08:23.000 Everybody in the show.
01:08:25.000 Is that good?
01:08:26.000 It's still a show done exactly like it is, but everybody's got cancer.
01:08:29.000 One person has a gun.
01:08:34.000 That's the conflict of the show.
01:08:36.000 It always has to be conflict, but, you know, I mean, really it's just about interactions.
01:08:41.000 It's just about funny interactions.
01:08:43.000 The cast is a big part of it.
01:08:45.000 You have to believe that cast.
01:08:48.000 Everything kind of does have to come together, but they get in...
01:08:52.000 You know, the one I shot was a multicam, and so they always wanted to do a multicam.
01:08:58.000 I would always take out multicams or write multicams, because in theory, they want to do these multicams because they're cheaper and all this stuff.
01:09:07.000 But then you're going to pitch it to someone that's not watching a multicam.
01:09:11.000 They don't watch it, so they're watching...
01:09:14.000 All these, you know, single-camera shows or everything that's cool.
01:09:18.000 So then they see the multicam because their business side of their minds wants this cheap way to make a show.
01:09:24.000 But then when they go to make the decision, they're like, well, I don't like that, the way it looks or something.
01:09:28.000 You're like, I'm doing this because you told me to write it this way.
01:09:31.000 Right.
01:09:31.000 But you're only watching this other thing.
01:09:35.000 Yeah.
01:09:36.000 But weirdly enough, those multicams are the ones that are still on.
01:09:40.000 Seinfeld.
01:09:41.000 Newsradio, is that still on?
01:09:43.000 Yeah, you can watch it.
01:09:44.000 It was on forever.
01:09:45.000 Look at all these Seinfeld, King and Queens, Raymond.
01:09:51.000 These shows are monsters.
01:09:53.000 Still today.
01:09:54.000 But they don't do them anymore.
01:09:56.000 Do they?
01:09:57.000 But no.
01:09:58.000 No, that's what I mean.
01:09:59.000 How many of them are on TV now?
01:10:00.000 Big Bang Theory was the last, probably giant one.
01:10:03.000 Yeah.
01:10:03.000 I don't know if there's one.
01:10:05.000 Netflix had the one with Ashton Kutcher.
01:10:09.000 What did they do?
01:10:10.000 What was that?
01:10:11.000 Multicam.
01:10:12.000 Oh, that was the old show that they brought back.
01:10:14.000 Yeah.
01:10:14.000 What the fuck was that?
01:10:15.000 I forget what it's called.
01:10:16.000 But it was...
01:10:17.000 70s show, right?
01:10:18.000 Wasn't it?
01:10:19.000 No, no.
01:10:19.000 They brought that back.
01:10:20.000 No.
01:10:20.000 The Ranch or something?
01:10:21.000 The Ranch.
01:10:22.000 Oh, what is that?
01:10:23.000 I don't even know what that is.
01:10:24.000 I guess it's...
01:10:25.000 Family on the Ranch?
01:10:26.000 I'd hope it's about a ranch.
01:10:27.000 Did you ever watch...
01:10:29.000 Surprisingly, not about a ranch.
01:10:30.000 Yeah, sure.
01:10:31.000 What did you watch?
01:10:33.000 Everything.
01:10:33.000 When you were young?
01:10:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:10:35.000 News Radio, Seinfeld.
01:10:36.000 But did you watch anything as an adult?
01:10:38.000 When would I have stopped?
01:10:40.000 No, I stopped watching stuff probably when I was in college and high school.
01:10:43.000 Do you go back and watch Seinfeld?
01:10:45.000 I remember I watched Curb Your Enthusiasm and I'm like, well, this is the end.
01:10:50.000 Because this is so good, they're never going to go back to doing it the other way.
01:10:53.000 There's The Ranch.
01:10:54.000 The Ranch.
01:10:55.000 Yeah, but they did...
01:10:56.000 That's a sitcom.
01:10:57.000 Yeah, but I still go back and watch...
01:10:59.000 I still go watch Seinfeld and Raymond and...
01:11:06.000 Right, but do you watch it like...
01:11:08.000 I watch Seinfeld every day.
01:11:09.000 What is that donuts thing?
01:11:10.000 What the fuck is that?
01:11:11.000 I don't have any idea.
01:11:12.000 I don't know where all these are coming up.
01:11:15.000 Superior Donuts 2017. Get the fuck out of here.
01:11:18.000 Judd Hirsch.
01:11:19.000 There's some of those shows that it's like, where did that go?
01:11:22.000 It's like the Miss Pat show and not a multi-cam show.
01:11:25.000 Yes.
01:11:25.000 That's a very good show.
01:11:27.000 Yeah.
01:11:27.000 Ms. Pat shows a very good show.
01:11:29.000 That is fucking funny.
01:11:30.000 And I was like, when Ms. Pat was saying she was going to do a sitcom, I'm like, God damn it.
01:11:34.000 She's so raw.
01:11:36.000 Have you ever done a podcast with her?
01:11:38.000 No.
01:11:38.000 One of the funniest fucking human beings that's ever lived.
01:11:40.000 She's so funny.
01:11:41.000 And her story is so crazy.
01:11:43.000 She was pregnant at 14 with a crack dealer's baby.
01:11:48.000 She was selling crack.
01:11:49.000 She got one of her nipples shot off.
01:11:52.000 She's crazy.
01:11:54.000 And she's hilarious.
01:11:56.000 And they nailed it.
01:11:58.000 They figured out how to cap, but they also did it on streaming, where, you know, it's on BET Plus, right?
01:12:04.000 Yeah.
01:12:05.000 And I think it's on something else now, too.
01:12:07.000 Yeah, I just saw it, too.
01:12:08.000 I don't know exactly what it is.
01:12:09.000 Is it on Paramount?
01:12:09.000 I don't know.
01:12:10.000 It's on something else, but find out what it's on.
01:12:13.000 Checking.
01:12:13.000 That's last year.
01:12:14.000 It's renewed for a second season.
01:12:16.000 This was last year.
01:12:16.000 That's where stand-ups thrive in a multi-cam.
01:12:20.000 Because there's an audience.
01:12:21.000 She's so powerful, man.
01:12:22.000 She's such a powerful performer.
01:12:26.000 She's funny, too, man.
01:12:27.000 There was this one girl that was onstage at the Comedy Store one night, and she was kind of like half-assed in her set.
01:12:34.000 And Miss Pat was angry.
01:12:36.000 She's like, this bitch is out there fucking barely even fucking trying.
01:12:39.000 What the fuck is she doing?
01:12:41.000 Get the fuck off that stage.
01:12:42.000 She was like legitimate.
01:12:43.000 She's such a force when she gets on stage and she goes for it.
01:12:48.000 She had a hard life.
01:12:50.000 So when she sees someone lazy, she gets crazy.
01:12:54.000 It was kind of hilarious.
01:12:55.000 That's a thing that's filtered into...
01:12:57.000 It's nice to...
01:12:58.000 You see that Miss Pat energy where you're like, yeah, this is a show.
01:13:03.000 Whatever you think...
01:13:05.000 If you're like, well, we're at the comic store, we're working out, you're like, they audience paid, and they're spending a lot of money to come out.
01:13:13.000 I'm sorry you're not at Madison Square Garden at the moment, but this is, when is it enough that you go and do your act?
01:13:23.000 And go do, and actually, you know, I don't know.
01:13:26.000 She got a season three.
01:13:27.000 Look at that.
01:13:29.000 But it is on somewhere else, too, right?
01:13:31.000 It is available a few other places, but this was the news.
01:13:34.000 She got a bigger deal with BET to do more stuff than just this.
01:13:38.000 Comics are good at scripted show.
01:13:42.000 All the ones I'm talking about, they're all comedians.
01:13:45.000 Yes.
01:13:45.000 And there's your proof that I think people still want this, because it's something that you can put on, and it's not this full-on...
01:13:52.000 Every show can't be like...
01:13:55.000 This whole thing.
01:13:57.000 When you want to watch something, you're like, I love Narcos, but I haven't watched it last season because you're just like, I don't, I mean, I love it so much, but you're like, I can't dive into 10 hours.
01:14:10.000 Of just this again.
01:14:13.000 Murder.
01:14:14.000 Murder.
01:14:14.000 And I've got to follow everything.
01:14:16.000 Then I'm like, who's that guy?
01:14:18.000 And you're like, I can't.
01:14:19.000 And then so I watched Seinfeld.
01:14:21.000 I just watched something that now I'm watching old movies.
01:14:25.000 All this kind of stuff that you're like, I can kind of mindlessly kind of watch.
01:14:29.000 I don't feel like I have to be too involved in it.
01:14:32.000 Because it's too much.
01:14:34.000 And there's too much of it.
01:14:36.000 That you end up going...
01:14:38.000 That's why I believe The Office.
01:14:40.000 These shows are the most popular shows on the streaming.
01:14:44.000 Because people are like, I just want to like...
01:14:46.000 Just veg.
01:14:47.000 Yes.
01:14:47.000 Yeah, people like to do something that's simple and it takes them away.
01:14:51.000 I said that I was watching with my family during the pandemic.
01:14:54.000 We were watching that Ali Wong show.
01:14:56.000 There's a show that Ali Wong is like one of this girl's neighbors.
01:15:00.000 She's like this overweight mom.
01:15:02.000 And there's the guy who's the husband who's like a professor...
01:15:06.000 And it was like a simple sort of sitcom-y, pretty funny.
01:15:10.000 I could watch it, you know, with my 10-year-old and we could laugh.
01:15:14.000 Yeah.
01:15:15.000 It was like nothing too crazy.
01:15:17.000 It was like, it's a vibe, right?
01:15:19.000 Like a sitcom vibe.
01:15:21.000 It's stuff for families.
01:15:21.000 Yeah.
01:15:22.000 You got to think, TGIF, when that was on, that was about you and your family going around and watching TV and watching all of Friday night.
01:15:29.000 Thank God it's Friday, yeah.
01:15:30.000 Stuff for families, I feel like a lot of TV now can separate even the wife and the husband.
01:15:35.000 It's, you know, my wife watches all the housewife shows.
01:15:38.000 Right.
01:15:39.000 And then I'm watching, you know, Narcos.
01:15:42.000 Murder.
01:15:42.000 Murder.
01:15:43.000 Yeah, like, and she's watching shows how to murder me.
01:15:45.000 And then...
01:15:47.000 She watches all that.
01:15:49.000 Why do women watch those fucking shows?
01:15:51.000 There's an out.
01:15:52.000 For an out.
01:15:53.000 They can figure it out one day.
01:15:55.000 When it finally gets to it.
01:15:57.000 But they like watching murder shows and murder mystery shows where it's real crime.
01:16:03.000 Where they're talking about serial killers.
01:16:05.000 It's mostly women watching those.
01:16:07.000 Do you think they're trying to understand what makes a male murderer?
01:16:13.000 Is that what it is?
01:16:14.000 Because they're not that.
01:16:15.000 I feel like they're nosy.
01:16:18.000 They're...
01:16:19.000 Can't even let a serial killer live his own life.
01:16:21.000 He's like, I'm just trying to do my killings in peace.
01:16:24.000 Yeah, I walked in and my wife and my daughter were watching this fucking documentary on that Richard Ramirez guy.
01:16:31.000 I think they like watching...
01:16:33.000 I can get in moods where I want to watch that stuff, but I couldn't watch it every day.
01:16:40.000 My wife records Dr. Phil, People's Court.
01:16:46.000 We still have DirecTV.
01:16:48.000 I have 150 People's Court.
01:16:50.000 It's all her on the DVR. And it's like, she watches like that.
01:16:54.000 Those are what she'll watch like, kind of, I guess Dr. Phil's still on?
01:16:58.000 Yeah.
01:16:59.000 Yeah.
01:16:59.000 And so she'll watch Dr. Phil and then People's Court.
01:17:01.000 And then she'll watch that kind of stuff.
01:17:03.000 I'm really good friends with Dr. Phil's son.
01:17:05.000 Oh, really?
01:17:05.000 Yeah, we're buddies.
01:17:06.000 We partied together.
01:17:07.000 Hung out together, going on vacations with our families together.
01:17:09.000 Yeah.
01:17:10.000 He's the best.
01:17:11.000 He's a great guy.
01:17:11.000 I always thought that if you were the son of someone famous, you had to be fucked.
01:17:16.000 He's so normal.
01:17:17.000 Normal.
01:17:17.000 He's a fucking super great guy.
01:17:19.000 I heard Dr. Phil's cool, too.
01:17:20.000 He's the best.
01:17:21.000 I had him in here.
01:17:22.000 He was so fun.
01:17:23.000 He was hilarious.
01:17:24.000 I asked him about the Catch Me Outside girl, because he made her famous.
01:17:31.000 He's a fucking character.
01:17:32.000 Isn't she like a real business now?
01:17:33.000 Bro, she's richer than me.
01:17:35.000 That bitch is balling out of control.
01:17:38.000 She made like $100 million off of OnlyFans showing her asshole.
01:17:41.000 How much did she make?
01:17:43.000 Something crazy on OnlyFans.
01:17:44.000 That's insane.
01:17:45.000 She was like the number one earner on OnlyFans.
01:17:48.000 What is she doing?
01:17:49.000 She posted the receipts, if you will.
01:17:52.000 Let me see.
01:17:52.000 Let me see these receipts.
01:17:54.000 Look at this.
01:17:55.000 Bad Baby posts receipts to prove her $50 million OnlyFans earnings.
01:18:00.000 What the fuck, man?
01:18:01.000 She took a little video showing her in the app behind the scenes that only she could see.
01:18:07.000 It shows her revenue.
01:18:09.000 That's wild, dude.
01:18:10.000 Jesus Christ.
01:18:13.000 Look at that.
01:18:15.000 April, $7 million.
01:18:17.000 That's $100,000, I think.
01:18:18.000 $700,000?
01:18:19.000 Oh, $700,000 for April.
01:18:22.000 That's incredible.
01:18:23.000 I mean, is that $10 million?
01:18:27.000 That's a million.
01:18:28.000 There's a period there.
01:18:29.000 There's no comment.
01:18:30.000 Oh, okay.
01:18:30.000 There's no comment.
01:18:31.000 So that's $1 million.
01:18:32.000 That was getting higher and higher.
01:18:33.000 $239 million a day?
01:18:35.000 I don't know how to read.
01:18:36.000 $3 million down there.
01:18:38.000 August, she made two million in August.
01:18:41.000 Three million in July.
01:18:42.000 4.6.
01:18:44.000 4.6 in June.
01:18:46.000 That's crazy.
01:18:47.000 She's balling.
01:18:48.000 And what is she doing on there?
01:18:49.000 We should join.
01:18:51.000 Can we join?
01:18:52.000 Why don't we join OnlyFans just to see her?
01:18:54.000 Go do it on your computer.
01:18:56.000 Go ahead, do it.
01:18:57.000 There's better ways to spend money.
01:18:59.000 How much does it cost?
01:19:00.000 It turns out you can look up most of the stuff online.
01:19:03.000 Oh, you read it?
01:19:05.000 4chan?
01:19:05.000 I've heard.
01:19:06.000 I've heard.
01:19:07.000 What do you mean you've heard?
01:19:08.000 You've seen it.
01:19:08.000 I've looked.
01:19:09.000 Stop lying.
01:19:09.000 I wouldn't do that.
01:19:10.000 You do.
01:19:11.000 I don't know what 4chan is.
01:19:13.000 Really?
01:19:14.000 Yeah, I've heard about it.
01:19:15.000 I hear people say it.
01:19:17.000 Stay pure, Nate.
01:19:18.000 Yeah.
01:19:18.000 Stay off of it.
01:19:19.000 Is it a Reddit?
01:19:20.000 No.
01:19:21.000 It's like Reddit on Adderall plus very little restrictions.
01:19:27.000 Yeah.
01:19:28.000 It's just wild people.
01:19:29.000 Wild people stuck in cubicles that make the most ruthless and funny memes and they say ridiculous shit and they almost caused the insurrection of the Capitol.
01:19:40.000 I mean, that's really what it is.
01:19:44.000 I mean, that's the highlight of that film, or the documentary series, Into the Storm, about QAnon.
01:19:52.000 You know what that is?
01:19:54.000 Yeah.
01:19:55.000 I mean, you know.
01:19:57.000 Did you ever watch that documentary, the HBO thing?
01:19:59.000 It's very interesting.
01:20:00.000 It's called Into the Storm.
01:20:01.000 And it's all about these people that get duped by these people pretending to be insiders in the Trump administration and saying how they're going to take down all the pedophiles and...
01:20:13.000 You know, Trump is running some secret covert operation, and he's gonna bring down the swamp, and they all bought into it hook, line, and sinker, and it leads up to the January 6th insurrection.
01:20:23.000 It's pretty fucking wild.
01:20:25.000 But it all starts on 4chan.
01:20:28.000 4chan, then 8chan, and then what was the other one?
01:20:31.000 8kun?
01:20:31.000 Is that what it was?
01:20:33.000 Yeah, that sounds right.
01:20:34.000 There's a lot of them.
01:20:35.000 I went in there the other day.
01:20:36.000 I went in one of them.
01:20:37.000 I think it was 4chan the other day.
01:20:39.000 I just said, let me see what these psychos are up to.
01:20:42.000 It's madness, man.
01:20:44.000 Because they're all anonymous.
01:20:45.000 Everyone's anonymous, right?
01:20:47.000 So you could post the wildest shit.
01:20:49.000 And it's basically shitposting, and they're saying things to try to be the most outrageous and try to freak each other out.
01:20:58.000 It's freedom, right?
01:21:00.000 It's like...
01:21:01.000 It's not real life.
01:21:02.000 It's anonymous.
01:21:03.000 It's not even your name.
01:21:04.000 It's like numbers, right?
01:21:06.000 Like, who are you?
01:21:06.000 Who knows?
01:21:07.000 Say some crazy shit.
01:21:08.000 So it's like people that fucking hate their job as insurance salesmen, and they'll just type wild shit.
01:21:13.000 So here's 4chan right now.
01:21:16.000 4chan is a simple image-based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images.
01:21:21.000 So let's find something in there.
01:21:24.000 Yeah, careful.
01:21:27.000 Something controversial.
01:21:28.000 Let's go with controversial.
01:21:29.000 Creative, other, business, finance, travel, LBGT, pony, random.
01:21:34.000 I mean, is everything controversial in here?
01:21:36.000 Adult.
01:21:36.000 It can be, yeah.
01:21:37.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:21:38.000 Super.
01:21:39.000 Super.
01:21:39.000 What would be a good thing to check into that's extreme?
01:21:45.000 Politically incorrect.
01:21:46.000 Bam!
01:21:46.000 Let's go to that one.
01:21:47.000 Politically incorrect.
01:21:48.000 Accept.
01:21:49.000 You have to accept.
01:21:50.000 Comply with the rules.
01:21:51.000 Like how it says rules in quotes, because there's very few fucking rules.
01:21:55.000 The rules of 4chan, which are also linked in the homepage.
01:21:59.000 Okay, what kind of crazy show are these people posting?
01:22:03.000 Um...
01:22:05.000 What are they talking about?
01:22:06.000 Mass shootings?
01:22:08.000 Pension for wearing your mother's clothes, perhaps?
01:22:10.000 Or have you gone straight to walk?
01:22:11.000 Yeah, see, like, whacking off to old school photos of your classmates.
01:22:15.000 See, look, everyone is anonymous, right?
01:22:17.000 So they're all just, like, typing wild shit.
01:22:20.000 And scroll down lower.
01:22:22.000 If you had, like, it's mostly young men.
01:22:26.000 Or older men with no families.
01:22:28.000 That's our housewives?
01:22:29.000 Yeah.
01:22:31.000 I bet there's some fucking housewives in there, too.
01:22:34.000 No, I'm saying that's what our wives watch Housewives and their husbands are there.
01:22:38.000 Yeah, I think it's mostly disenchanted people and they're attracted to this idea that they're completely anonymous.
01:22:47.000 And then they could just have this community of people who are faceless, nameless, and they just talk wild shit to each other.
01:22:55.000 That's wild.
01:22:56.000 Yeah, I don't know why...
01:22:58.000 I mean, I guess that appeals...
01:23:00.000 I guess you're going to be appealed to it more and more as you grow up in this world.
01:23:05.000 I think for people it's a way to communicate without any boundaries, completely being uncensored and without any repercussions because they're uncensored.
01:23:15.000 But there are repercussions.
01:23:16.000 Like I remember there was this one guy that was posting a bunch of wild shit, awful shit on 4chan and then people found out who he was and he got fired from his job.
01:23:27.000 And he was just a normal guy, and his take was like, hey, that's not really me.
01:23:33.000 This is like, I'm almost like playing a character.
01:23:35.000 Like, this is like fantasy for me.
01:23:36.000 It's fun.
01:23:37.000 Like, just because I wrote those things.
01:23:39.000 Those are not my real thoughts.
01:23:40.000 And they're like, get the fuck out of our office.
01:23:42.000 Yeah, you can't.
01:23:42.000 Like, they just fired him.
01:23:44.000 Which is interesting, right?
01:23:45.000 Because, like, he's not- Because if he wrote a movie- Right.
01:23:49.000 And did all that, he could win an Oscar.
01:23:52.000 Right, right?
01:23:53.000 You can have a movie where it's a celebrated movie where a man beats a woman to death, like Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
01:24:01.000 Spoiler alert.
01:24:02.000 There's a scene in there where Brad Pitt beats a woman to death on a fireplace, smashes her head.
01:24:08.000 It's fucking wild.
01:24:10.000 But if you talked about that on stage...
01:24:13.000 People would be like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
01:24:16.000 If you wrote that in a post on 4chan, and then your employer found out about it, you'd get fired.
01:24:26.000 Which is very strange.
01:24:28.000 Now that I'm thinking about it, I think the guy might have done something really shitty.
01:24:31.000 I think he might have doxxed someone or something, and then they got rid of him.
01:24:36.000 But it's just, people think that that's...
01:24:40.000 You know, you have, like, an opportunity to just be free of expectations, you know, because, like, oh, you're Mike, you know, the fucking general manager of the fucking muffler shop, but meanwhile you're on 4chan posting pictures of giant black dicks and fucking...
01:25:00.000 Wild shit, you know, but it's...
01:25:03.000 But could they get rid of that with, like, if everybody had to have their real name online or something like that?
01:25:08.000 Yeah, it would ruin everything.
01:25:09.000 Yeah.
01:25:10.000 It would ruin that kind of community.
01:25:12.000 Yeah.
01:25:12.000 Because that's not really real life.
01:25:14.000 I mean, maybe some of those people have those real thoughts.
01:25:17.000 Maybe some of those people are just, you know, playing.
01:25:22.000 They're having fun pretending to be complete fucking assholes.
01:25:26.000 And then mixed in are real sociopaths, real psychos who gravitate towards this and are trying to find the most disturbing images of mass murder and throw those up too.
01:25:37.000 Yeah.
01:25:38.000 So do you think there will ever be a phase where you have online real identity?
01:25:44.000 I think that will probably come about when there's no more privacy, which I think is on the way.
01:25:52.000 I think privacy is going to go out the window.
01:25:57.000 I think that is the general direction where online life and technology are headed, to the point where everyone has access to almost everything.
01:26:08.000 If you're doing it online, I think everyone's going to have access to it.
01:26:14.000 And it's going to be very difficult to hide behind fake identities and things like that.
01:26:21.000 That can make you, like, that stuff, you know, it's like, I feel like the older you get to, like, you start thinking, like, you're seeing people, like, you don't want to live in a city, you want to live, like, away from, you know, like, land, like, you want to buy, you know, I think about that more now,
01:26:36.000 like, you're just like, I want to buy some land somewhere.
01:26:40.000 Well, that's you want peace.
01:26:41.000 Yeah.
01:26:41.000 You get older, you're just like, what am I doing?
01:26:43.000 It is.
01:26:44.000 It is, yeah.
01:26:45.000 This is all fucking stupid.
01:26:46.000 You get it.
01:26:46.000 I want to wake up and hear birds chirping.
01:26:48.000 Yeah.
01:26:48.000 Yeah.
01:26:49.000 And you see, like, you can see somewhere like 70, and you're like, I don't care about anything.
01:26:54.000 And you're like, I get how you would be there.
01:26:56.000 Yeah.
01:26:57.000 Because you just stop caring.
01:26:59.000 Well, you just get overwhelmed by external information and you don't want it anymore.
01:27:05.000 And you get to put, you know what I'd like?
01:27:07.000 I'd like to go out in a fucking, just a field and have lunch.
01:27:10.000 Yeah.
01:27:10.000 Just sit there and have my lunch out there with birds chirping and shit and just relax.
01:27:16.000 Relax, and don't be inundated by external information constantly, which is what most of us are, especially if you're on your phone all day.
01:27:23.000 You're just inundated with external information.
01:27:26.000 Nonstop.
01:27:27.000 Nonstop.
01:27:28.000 I've cut out most of that in my life, and it's made a significant impact.
01:27:32.000 You know, initially I stopped on Twitter.
01:27:37.000 Because I was realizing that it was disturbing me.
01:27:40.000 It was bothering me.
01:27:41.000 And there's so many hateful people, so many angry people.
01:27:44.000 I'm like, I don't like this.
01:27:46.000 And I don't think this is genuinely constructive.
01:27:50.000 I don't think they're getting anything done.
01:27:52.000 It just seems like they're just like monkeys throwing shit at each other.
01:27:56.000 I'm like, this is a terrible environment to have your mind exposed to.
01:28:01.000 And so when I stopped doing that, It helped me tremendously.
01:28:05.000 It was like a giant weight lifted off my shoulder.
01:28:07.000 First thing I stopped doing is reading my own mentions.
01:28:10.000 Like, years ago, I stopped reading things that people were writing about me.
01:28:13.000 And that was nice.
01:28:14.000 I stopped reading comments on YouTube.
01:28:16.000 That was nice.
01:28:17.000 And then I stopped reading people...
01:28:19.000 Occasionally, I'll go into Twitter like once or twice a day just to say, like, what's the zoo look like?
01:28:24.000 And they're like, oh, look, monkey's throwing shit.
01:28:26.000 Then I just get out of there.
01:28:27.000 Yeah.
01:28:27.000 But it's not...
01:28:28.000 I don't think it's a healthy environment.
01:28:30.000 You know, it's just so much...
01:28:32.000 You know, you did this, and you said that, and fuck you, and you should go to jail, and we should try him for treason, and this person should fucking...
01:28:41.000 It's like, isn't there more to life?
01:28:45.000 It's not balanced.
01:28:46.000 But I think there's...
01:28:47.000 It's almost like the people on that world, we've given them the keys to the city, and you're like, that's nobody.
01:28:56.000 Nobody's...
01:28:56.000 That's literally...
01:28:58.000 A small tiny group of people that are just living this world.
01:29:01.000 The majority of them are just like when you go do live shows and you're like, yeah, dude, people are just going out.
01:29:07.000 People are just going out to shows and they love shows and they have fun and whatever city that you think could be left or right or whatever it is, the crowds are awesome and they're excited to be there and it's just fun.
01:29:18.000 And then it's the acknowledgement of like But all these people are saying all this...
01:29:24.000 It doesn't matter what they're saying.
01:29:25.000 That website's saying that, so don't go look at that website.
01:29:28.000 It's not even remotely...
01:29:30.000 You couldn't even go...
01:29:32.000 We could go walk and randomly find people.
01:29:34.000 Well, we found one last night, that lady who yelled at Tony.
01:29:36.000 Yeah, they get sucked in.
01:29:39.000 So it's not that they don't exist, but you got to think that's one person out of all those people.
01:29:44.000 Right.
01:29:44.000 Well, that's representative, right?
01:29:46.000 Because that's one person out of 270 people.
01:29:48.000 And so that's pretty normal.
01:29:50.000 But if you get the whole country That's millions of people.
01:29:54.000 Like, if you have one out of, you know, one out of a hundred, and then you have 300 million people, you got three million fucking crazy people.
01:30:03.000 And if they're on social media, and they're complaining on Facebook, and you read their fucking posts like, ugh, you'll think this is the whole world.
01:30:10.000 But this is...
01:30:11.000 A small percentage of people who are perpetually outraged and who engage in recreational outrage.
01:30:19.000 That is part of the way they spend their day, is being upset about things all day long.
01:30:23.000 It's not constructive.
01:30:24.000 It's not good for you.
01:30:26.000 I think it's very bad for your anxiety and your psyche.
01:30:29.000 It's a shit way to communicate, because even if you were talking to a person, I firmly believe that if you were talking to a person that you really disagreed with, but you were civil and calm and peaceful, and you talked to them in a normal way, you could probably avoid any kind of name-calling and shit.
01:30:49.000 It's things that people do when they don't see your face, they're not looking at you, they don't feel bad if they insult you, and they just do it like they're just sending a fucking carrier pigeon off with this.
01:30:58.000 This shitty note.
01:31:01.000 Not knowing who's going to receive it or how it's going to affect them.
01:31:05.000 Imagine those old days.
01:31:07.000 You wrote something bad.
01:31:08.000 It would take a month to get that pigeon.
01:31:12.000 The weekend, you're like, I hope the pigeon dies.
01:31:16.000 I shouldn't have sent that.
01:31:17.000 We're about to start a war.
01:31:18.000 We'll send a hawk after that pigeon.
01:31:20.000 That's their delete button.
01:31:22.000 They're like, God, I shouldn't have.
01:31:23.000 I wrote some crazy stuff last night.
01:31:25.000 That's Game of Thrones, right?
01:31:26.000 Send a raven.
01:31:27.000 Yeah.
01:31:28.000 Yeah, they would send ravens.
01:31:29.000 Send a message.
01:31:30.000 Yeah.
01:31:31.000 That's how they would get all their messages.
01:31:32.000 Yeah.
01:31:33.000 Go back to those days.
01:31:34.000 I don't think that's good either.
01:31:35.000 We've seen people in the...
01:31:36.000 I've started hiking.
01:31:38.000 Oh, yeah?
01:31:39.000 And, yeah, I've gotten pretty...
01:31:41.000 We went to Calgary, and we went up to Banff, and we started doing some big, long hikes, and it's just like...
01:31:50.000 It's just, you're like, this is the greatest thing I've ever done.
01:31:54.000 Nature.
01:31:55.000 Yeah, it's the best.
01:31:56.000 And exercise, yeah.
01:31:57.000 It's the best.
01:31:58.000 It's cleansing.
01:31:59.000 It's the absolute, just seeing...
01:32:01.000 I like being outside.
01:32:03.000 Yeah.
01:32:04.000 And you just...
01:32:05.000 I like the idea of you're like, no one's...
01:32:07.000 I mean, most hikes there's people on.
01:32:09.000 I want to go somewhere...
01:32:13.000 I want to go somewhere where there's no one around.
01:32:16.000 Right.
01:32:17.000 I know, like hunting and stuff, right?
01:32:20.000 You're going out.
01:32:21.000 But it's like going to those places where you're like, you're just in it, dude.
01:32:26.000 This is the wild.
01:32:29.000 That's why I like Bigfoot, where you're like, there's so many places that we haven't even been to.
01:32:35.000 There's just too many places.
01:32:36.000 Do you think Bigfoot's real?
01:32:36.000 I do, but...
01:32:37.000 Really?
01:32:38.000 I just want, yeah.
01:32:39.000 I want them to be real.
01:32:40.000 What do I care?
01:32:41.000 I went hunting for Bigfoot.
01:32:42.000 See, I would love that.
01:32:44.000 Me and Duncan Trussell went hunting for Bigfoot.
01:32:46.000 How'd it go?
01:32:47.000 It wasn't effective.
01:32:49.000 And one thing that I found out, well, I had a bit about it, about one thing you find, one thing you don't find when you go looking for Bigfoot is black people.
01:33:00.000 You just find a bunch of unfuckable white dudes out there hunting for Bigfoot.
01:33:04.000 You're more likely to find Bigfoot than you are black people looking for Bigfoot.
01:33:10.000 They have not bought into that nonsense.
01:33:12.000 It's just our thing.
01:33:14.000 It's an unfuckable white guy thing.
01:33:16.000 And we were joking around about that with the guys who were out there doing, they were laughing.
01:33:21.000 They were like, yeah, it's like, I mean, it's fun, you know, at the worst.
01:33:24.000 He goes, this guy had a really good perspective on it.
01:33:26.000 He had a good sense of humor.
01:33:28.000 We were joking with him.
01:33:29.000 He goes, look, worst case scenario, you're just out camping.
01:33:33.000 Yeah.
01:33:34.000 And it's awesome.
01:33:35.000 And it's fun.
01:33:35.000 And there's like seeing things.
01:33:37.000 And there's a goal.
01:33:38.000 Yeah.
01:33:38.000 Best case scenario, the world changes.
01:33:41.000 Right.
01:33:41.000 You find an actual Sasquatch.
01:33:43.000 And Earth is different.
01:33:44.000 Yes.
01:33:45.000 This thing, like...
01:33:46.000 That's what I... So the idea of going out and being...
01:33:51.000 Not that I know how.
01:33:52.000 I talked about this in my podcast about bears.
01:33:55.000 And I got...
01:33:56.000 I mean, no one...
01:33:57.000 Our podcast is stupid.
01:33:59.000 But it's...
01:34:00.000 What is it called?
01:34:01.000 Nate Land.
01:34:02.000 It's just talking about being funny.
01:34:04.000 But I thought...
01:34:04.000 Because I started watching all this bear stuff.
01:34:07.000 Because there's a grizzly bear in Banff.
01:34:10.000 They have a grizzly bear that comes down near the hotel.
01:34:12.000 I don't know if you've been to Banff.
01:34:13.000 There's a hotel, like a Fairmont Hotel.
01:34:15.000 And a grizzly bear will come down by the hotel.
01:34:19.000 And there's so many people there.
01:34:21.000 And they watch it, and it's got two cubs.
01:34:24.000 That's so dangerous.
01:34:25.000 Oh yeah, it is.
01:34:28.000 But then I thought, we were talking about running away from, or if a bear attacks you, and I know you know how to do it.
01:34:35.000 But what if a bear's running at you, you juke it?
01:34:39.000 You know how they tell you?
01:34:40.000 But listen, Joe.
01:34:42.000 So the bear is coming quick, and then you go, hey bear, and then go the other way.
01:34:49.000 His momentum falls forward because he's dumb?
01:34:53.000 Nope, he turns and he catches you because he's used to doing that with deer that are a lot faster than you.
01:34:58.000 That's true.
01:34:58.000 You ever seen a bear run full clip?
01:35:01.000 They run like a car.
01:35:03.000 You have no idea.
01:35:05.000 Kobe Bryant jumped over a car.
01:35:06.000 He did.
01:35:07.000 That's Kobe Bryant and that's not you or me.
01:35:09.000 That's true.
01:35:10.000 The Bears.
01:35:13.000 But give him a nice...
01:35:14.000 I got one janky knee and I can barely run.
01:35:15.000 You ever watch footage of Barry Sanders?
01:35:17.000 Yes.
01:35:18.000 You don't think Barry Sanders could juke a bear?
01:35:19.000 I know Barry Sanders couldn't juke a bear.
01:35:22.000 All day long?
01:35:22.000 Nope.
01:35:23.000 No, he'd be eaten.
01:35:24.000 We'd have one less Barry Sanders.
01:35:29.000 A bear doesn't know to watch your chest.
01:35:32.000 And so you watch your head.
01:35:34.000 They don't give a fuck.
01:35:35.000 You can't run.
01:35:37.000 But if one's coming at you, would you at least try to juke it?
01:35:43.000 I'd probably think, what have I done that I'm out here with no gun and a bear?
01:35:47.000 That's what I would think.
01:35:48.000 That'd be my last thought.
01:35:49.000 You fucking dummy.
01:35:50.000 Yeah.
01:35:51.000 Why don't you have a gun on you?
01:35:52.000 Bigfoot.
01:35:53.000 Bigfoot.
01:35:53.000 Bigfoot guy, yeah.
01:35:54.000 Did you ever see Bobcat Goldthwait's Bigfoot movie?
01:35:58.000 It's really good.
01:35:59.000 Oh, I would love to watch that.
01:36:00.000 Bobcat Goldthwait made, I think it's something, Creek, what is it called?
01:36:04.000 Woodland, what is it?
01:36:05.000 Willow Creek.
01:36:06.000 Willow Creek?
01:36:06.000 Yeah.
01:36:07.000 It's like a Blair Witch Project type movie about these guys who go, this guy and his girlfriend or wife go to try to find Bigfoot on the anniversary of the Patterson footage,
01:36:24.000 which is like the most famous Bigfoot, fake Bigfoot footage.
01:36:29.000 They film it, they're doing a fun sort of documentary type thing, and then they have an encounter.
01:36:39.000 And it's good, man.
01:36:41.000 It's good.
01:36:41.000 It's a horror movie.
01:36:43.000 But it's like, Bobcat is a bad motherfucker.
01:36:45.000 He's a very underrated director.
01:36:47.000 He made a couple really fucking good movies.
01:36:52.000 Like there was one shakes the clown that was like about an alcoholic crazy clown It was really funny like really like dark movie and then he made another one about something America God bless America.
01:37:06.000 Yeah, that that is another fucking wild crazy movie from 2011 He made a couple fucking really good movies man Really underrated director, but Willow Creek is my favorite.
01:37:20.000 It's fucking good.
01:37:21.000 And as a person who's been obsessed with Bigfoot his whole life, I just...
01:37:27.000 My parents took me camping once when I was like eight or something like that.
01:37:32.000 When we first moved to California, we went camping in the Redwoods, like out that area.
01:37:39.000 And I remember thinking, like, there could be something living out here.
01:37:46.000 I mean, there's just nothing.
01:37:47.000 I mean, no one's around there.
01:37:49.000 There's not enough people around there, but the odds are...
01:37:54.000 It's not possible to hide something that big for that long.
01:37:57.000 You'd find a body.
01:37:58.000 You'd find bones.
01:37:59.000 You'd find something.
01:38:00.000 Yeah.
01:38:01.000 But you don't really find dead mountain lions.
01:38:04.000 Like, try finding a dead mountain lion.
01:38:05.000 They die all the time.
01:38:06.000 Well, they have, like, in Florida, pumas are very hard to see.
01:38:09.000 Well, they get hit by cars all the time in Florida.
01:38:11.000 Oh, well, never mind.
01:38:13.000 Yeah.
01:38:14.000 Recently, a ton of them have been hit by cars.
01:38:18.000 Pumas are kind of endangered in Florida, which is really weird because I think recently in one month, four of them got hit by cars.
01:38:26.000 See if you can find something about that.
01:38:28.000 Which they're like, what the fuck is going on?
01:38:30.000 Are there more of these than we thought?
01:38:31.000 What's happening here?
01:38:33.000 Yeah, what are the odds of that?
01:38:35.000 Yeah.
01:38:35.000 But pumas are, you know, an established animal.
01:38:39.000 To have, like, some cryptozoological creature like Bigfoot that's undetected.
01:38:45.000 But it's fun.
01:38:47.000 It's fun.
01:38:48.000 I want to believe, but I don't really.
01:38:50.000 Well, that's like in the ocean.
01:38:51.000 They find some big fish or some big whale.
01:38:58.000 And you're like, I don't know, dude.
01:39:00.000 We never knew it was down there.
01:39:02.000 They think aliens could live in the ocean.
01:39:04.000 That's how much...
01:39:05.000 That was Jeremy Corbell was talking about that the other day.
01:39:10.000 It's hard to say what kind of information he's getting, how accurate it is.
01:39:14.000 But they're basically saying, think about the movie Abyss, where the aliens lived underwater.
01:39:18.000 It was like, that's probably what's going on.
01:39:20.000 There's some sort of alien base underwater or some meeting place where that's where they hide.
01:39:27.000 That's where they go to be undetected.
01:39:28.000 Do you think you're going to see it in your lifetime?
01:39:30.000 Bigfoot or aliens?
01:39:31.000 Aliens.
01:39:34.000 You know where it's like, oh, we have to talk to them now.
01:39:37.000 We have to interact with them.
01:39:39.000 There's a video that is impossible to ignore.
01:39:42.000 There's some things that are impossible to ignore.
01:39:44.000 And then there's eyewitness testimonies of people who are rock solid, totally dependable fighter pilots who have seen some things.
01:39:54.000 The best examples is this guy, Commander David Fravor, who was off the coast of San Diego in 2004. And this is corroborated by multiple points of data.
01:40:04.000 They had this tracking system that tracks things above Earth's atmosphere, and they found this thing went from above 60,000 feet above sea level to 50 feet above sea level in less than a second.
01:40:18.000 They have no idea how it's doing this.
01:40:20.000 They have no idea.
01:40:21.000 There's no method of propulsion that's visible.
01:40:24.000 They followed this thing.
01:40:26.000 They locked onto it.
01:40:27.000 It blocked their radar.
01:40:28.000 It blocked their tracking systems, rather.
01:40:30.000 And then it jetted off at an impossible rate of speed.
01:40:34.000 And then the Nimitz relocated this thing at their cat point.
01:40:39.000 The cat point is where the fighter pilots, when they're doing this test, they're doing this exercise, they were supposed to meet at this very specific point.
01:40:47.000 And that's where this thing had gone.
01:40:50.000 Like, this thing had read their manifest and knew, like, or read their plans and knew where they were going.
01:40:57.000 That's wild.
01:40:57.000 That is way more compelling to me than Bigfoot.
01:41:01.000 The Bigfoot thing is just fun, but the alien thing is fun and likely.
01:41:05.000 There's something going on.
01:41:06.000 And I go back and forth.
01:41:08.000 Sometimes I think maybe it's some sort of government drone that's so sophisticated and it's totally top secret.
01:41:16.000 And if we ever go to war with China, that's when they're going to break it out.
01:41:19.000 And then sometimes I think what they are is something that's monitoring us and making sure we don't blow ourselves up.
01:41:25.000 Making sure that we make this journey from territorial apes with thermonuclear weapons into some sort of an advanced intergalactic society.
01:41:35.000 And that there's a very crucial moment where the instincts of these tribal people, which is all of us, all human beings, Tribal, territorial people where you have to keep them from sabotaging any possible future progress by blowing themselves up,
01:41:55.000 by killing each other, by destroying the earth.
01:41:57.000 What if we talk to them and then when you say that, they go, yeah, that was it.
01:42:04.000 Is that easy?
01:42:05.000 Not that easy, but you just go, is that it?
01:42:07.000 And you go, yeah.
01:42:08.000 That's about it.
01:42:08.000 We're trying to keep you guys from blowing yourselves up.
01:42:10.000 But maybe that's the natural thing that you see.
01:42:14.000 When civilizations advance, there's a very precarious moment.
01:42:19.000 Where, like, they have the capability of blowing themselves up, but the reason and the logic to not do it.
01:42:24.000 But they also have these instincts to control resources and take over territories.
01:42:29.000 They still have those instincts, but they have to bypass that.
01:42:32.000 They have to figure out how to...
01:42:33.000 And so that's when aliens start circling and just keeping an eye on us.
01:42:38.000 Yeah.
01:42:39.000 I mean, that's what you would hope, right?
01:42:41.000 Instead of them attacking us.
01:42:43.000 Yes.
01:42:44.000 I think if they were going to attack us, they would have already done it.
01:42:47.000 If they really could do all those things, they could probably take out our power grid pretty easy.
01:42:53.000 Apparently, the stories are that they're able to shut down nuclear launches and nuclear facilities.
01:43:00.000 And that they do that, and they hover over military bases, and that they just shut everything down just to let you know, hey bitch, you know, I can just flip that switch, so don't get too fucking squirrely out there, you weirdos.
01:43:12.000 That's so crazy to think that they, yeah.
01:43:15.000 Because I always think about it, if you did, if you lost everything, electricity, I mean, it just shuts everything down.
01:43:21.000 Then if everything gets shut down everywhere, then it's a wrap.
01:43:25.000 Well, if we went out, if the power went out in this country for two weeks, it would be full, complete, total chaos.
01:43:31.000 All the work that's been done back to zero.
01:43:34.000 Back to very dangerous times because there'd be very little food within a few days.
01:43:41.000 If we had no refrigeration, no air conditioning, and no shipping, it would be very bad very quickly.
01:43:50.000 There'd be a few people living on ranches that know how to survive, and a few people that know how to hunt and fish and have a good supply.
01:44:00.000 Yeah.
01:44:00.000 See, that's what makes me want to, you know, there's part of me that wants to go learn, A, how to survive.
01:44:06.000 Like, when you get into hiking, like, getting into, and hiking I know is not surviving, but I've started watching more stuff that lead, you know, that talk about surviving, or people go hunting.
01:44:17.000 I watch, like, well, I was listening to bear attacks, because I just got, like, once I heard about that grizzly bear, then I just go down, I just listen to only bear attacks.
01:44:26.000 Yeah.
01:44:26.000 I have several friends that have been attacked by bears.
01:44:28.000 Yeah, I listened to...
01:44:30.000 Steve Rinella?
01:44:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:44:31.000 That's the one I listened to.
01:44:32.000 Remy Warren, Steve Rinella.
01:44:33.000 Could've juked it.
01:44:35.000 It was behind him.
01:44:38.000 But those guys, but you see it when you start...
01:44:42.000 Doing all that stuff and learning how to survive.
01:44:44.000 Because you're like, alright, if everything goes...
01:44:46.000 Because it is.
01:44:47.000 It's like the idea of being...
01:44:48.000 You're just trusting that all this is going to turn on.
01:44:52.000 Right.
01:44:53.000 And then if it doesn't, it's not good.
01:44:57.000 Right.
01:44:57.000 And then you're going to die.
01:45:00.000 And so it's like that...
01:45:02.000 Lately, you're just like, I'm nervous about...
01:45:05.000 I don't like this is out of my hands.
01:45:08.000 Yeah.
01:45:08.000 Yeah.
01:45:09.000 So I need to get something back.
01:45:10.000 I always thought that, not compared to stand-up comedy, but in a way with stand-up was like at the beginning, like you put all the focus on a comedy club.
01:45:18.000 I want to get past at this club.
01:45:19.000 And then you're like, I don't want this club to have all my cards.
01:45:24.000 And if this club decides not to use me and I've put 15 years in trying to do that, now I'm done.
01:45:30.000 And so you want like stuff spread out.
01:45:32.000 That's the problem when guys get a residency in Vegas.
01:45:35.000 Yeah.
01:45:36.000 Like George Wallace, who's fucking hilarious.
01:45:38.000 George Wallace got a residency in Vegas when he was a top touring comic.
01:45:42.000 He had a big name, he had been on television a bunch of times, and he got this residency in Vegas and he was there for a long fucking time.
01:45:51.000 And then he goes on the road now and it's not commensurate.
01:45:57.000 His audience is not at the level that they should be.
01:46:01.000 And it's just because he spent so much time doing this residency instead of being like Brian Regan or some of these other guys who tour of his massive following all over the country.
01:46:11.000 He doesn't have that anymore because he put all his eggs in that one basket.
01:46:16.000 That scares me.
01:46:18.000 Yeah, that scares me.
01:46:19.000 Yeah.
01:46:20.000 You go do it maybe later.
01:46:22.000 That's like a move you make later.
01:46:24.000 The only guy I know who does it as happy is Carrot Top.
01:46:27.000 He loves it.
01:46:28.000 Yeah.
01:46:28.000 But he does other gigs, too.
01:46:30.000 He'll travel.
01:46:31.000 I think he has a place in Florida, too, so he goes down to Florida.
01:46:34.000 He'll do other gigs.
01:46:35.000 He'll do casinos.
01:46:36.000 He'll do stuff like that, too.
01:46:38.000 But he's happy, and he does really well.
01:46:41.000 Yeah, I think I'm a big fan.
01:46:44.000 He's a great fucking guy, man.
01:46:46.000 He's a great fucking guy.
01:46:48.000 And he was a punchline for comics.
01:46:50.000 They shit all over him for years.
01:46:52.000 Yeah, I never understood that.
01:46:53.000 I never understood it either.
01:46:55.000 I never knew because you're like, well, who's doing that?
01:46:58.000 People always think something's easy, so they always think they do it with Larry the Cable guy or something.
01:47:02.000 They go, oh, I'll go do that.
01:47:04.000 Then go do it and make $50 million.
01:47:07.000 Go do that if it's that easy.
01:47:09.000 Right.
01:47:09.000 You can't, to get to that level, there's something else.
01:47:13.000 And the work that they're putting in, it's beyond just like, ah, that's an easy way.
01:47:20.000 There's no easy way.
01:47:21.000 Well, Caratop told a story about Bill Hicks.
01:47:25.000 Because Bill Hicks used to shit on Caratop.
01:47:27.000 And he had this bit about, you know, Caratop, that's like, for people who think Gallagher's too heady.
01:47:36.000 And it's like...
01:47:38.000 But it was just a joke!
01:47:39.000 And he met...
01:47:42.000 Carrot Top met Bill before he died.
01:47:45.000 And Bill came to see his show.
01:47:47.000 And Bill was sick.
01:47:48.000 And Carrot Top met him.
01:47:50.000 He goes, I thought you hated me.
01:47:51.000 He goes, man, I don't fucking hate you.
01:47:53.000 He goes, I don't hate anybody, man.
01:47:54.000 I'm sorry.
01:47:55.000 And like they had a moment.
01:47:56.000 Yeah.
01:47:56.000 And it was like just before Bill died.
01:47:58.000 Oh, that's good.
01:47:59.000 It was really cool.
01:48:00.000 Yeah.
01:48:01.000 It's a joke.
01:48:02.000 Yeah, it's just comedy, man.
01:48:05.000 And it's just like, it's a target.
01:48:07.000 It's a cultural, like, hot point.
01:48:10.000 Like, here's this guy, he's got fucking balloon animals, and he's, you know, holding up signs and shit.
01:48:16.000 But it's funny!
01:48:16.000 It's a sign, in a weird way, that Carrot Top, that's how successful you are.
01:48:21.000 Is that you are the one that is brought into this.
01:48:23.000 Right.
01:48:24.000 But I understand Carrot Top being, he would probably assume everybody hates him.
01:48:29.000 And he's probably alone.
01:48:31.000 Yes.
01:48:32.000 He's an island.
01:48:33.000 I always refer to certain comics as an island, because there's certain comics that aren't hanging out with other comics.
01:48:39.000 They're just on their own.
01:48:40.000 They're touring on their own, and maybe they have an opening act, or maybe they use a local act to open for them, but they don't have a community.
01:48:47.000 It's one of the things I try to enforce in these guys coming up.
01:48:50.000 I'm like, man, your community is everything.
01:48:52.000 It's so important.
01:48:53.000 Whether it's the seller or the store or here in Austin.
01:48:56.000 It's like having a community of a bunch of really good comics that live in the area.
01:49:01.000 You get together, do shows, and laugh, and joke around.
01:49:04.000 That's so important for your psyche because there's not a lot of us out there.
01:49:09.000 I mean, real professional comedians that are really funny that you would want to pay to see, how many of them are there?
01:49:17.000 It's not a bunch.
01:49:18.000 A couple hundred?
01:49:19.000 Yeah.
01:49:20.000 In the world?
01:49:21.000 Yeah.
01:49:21.000 You know, I mean, there might be 500 really good comics in the entire country.
01:49:27.000 Like, really solid headliners that could sell out a room in the country.
01:49:31.000 There might be 500. I could sell out a room?
01:49:34.000 Yeah.
01:49:34.000 I don't know about it.
01:49:36.000 200?
01:49:37.000 300?
01:49:38.000 200, it's to sell out, like to be a draw?
01:49:42.000 Yeah.
01:49:42.000 I mean, that's...
01:49:42.000 To be like a solid headliner.
01:49:45.000 Yeah.
01:49:45.000 Like when you become a real professional comic, like you can be a professional comic in the process, like you're almost doing an apprenticeship, you're a middle act, you're a host, you're kind of a professional comic and then you're paying your bills.
01:49:57.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:49:58.000 Right, but you're not like headlining.
01:49:59.000 Yes.
01:50:00.000 To get to the point where you're headlining and people come to see you, how many of them are those?
01:50:04.000 How many of those are there?
01:50:05.000 I bet it's got to be closer to the 200. Yeah.
01:50:08.000 I guess you can go a little bit, you know, maybe it's more than 200. I get probably that 2 to 5 in that range.
01:50:18.000 Let's get crazy and say it's 1,000.
01:50:19.000 It's 8. Let's get crazy and say it's 1,000.
01:50:25.000 That's out of 330 million.
01:50:28.000 That's nuts.
01:50:30.000 That's a rare group of humans, and we've got to stick together.
01:50:33.000 Yeah, I love that.
01:50:35.000 I think when I go on the road, I have two openers, and it's all different ages.
01:50:44.000 Mike Vecchione, I started with, will come out with me some.
01:50:47.000 And then it's guys that are younger, Dustin, you know, Dustin Chafin that I started with, then guys that are younger.
01:50:55.000 And it's like you mix it up and you're, because it's about the hang.
01:50:59.000 That A, it's like nice to know what's going on in the comedy world.
01:51:03.000 You kind of somewhat need to, you're kind of, you're aware of what's happening.
01:51:08.000 So you're not just clueless.
01:51:10.000 And then to be around each other and just making jokes and being funny.
01:51:16.000 You're being funny the whole time.
01:51:17.000 We're going hiking now.
01:51:19.000 When I go hiking, it's just being funny the whole time.
01:51:22.000 Like last night in the green room.
01:51:23.000 How much were we laughing?
01:51:24.000 A ton.
01:51:25.000 Because it's just being funny.
01:51:26.000 And you're like, that hang is what it's all about.
01:51:28.000 Yes.
01:51:28.000 You just want to go sit there and just, you trash each other, you trash someone, and then you're, and it's, and that's, that's what people lost with that COVID. They were not around that.
01:51:36.000 And it was, you realize like, oh, I got to go be around this dude or I'm going to lose everything.
01:51:42.000 And then people lose it when they leave.
01:51:44.000 You know, New York had it when I, like I was there and it was so much, but then you leave and you start touring, you start headlining.
01:51:49.000 It's very easy to be like, you could go, oh, I haven't seen anybody.
01:51:54.000 Months.
01:51:55.000 Months.
01:51:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:51:56.000 It's just not good for us.
01:51:59.000 And it promotes this sort of alienation and these feelings of anxiety that I think got really ramped up during COVID with a lot of people, unfortunately.
01:52:09.000 You need to be around people that see through you.
01:52:12.000 So if you're being funny with your friends that are not comics, it's like, well, they know you're the comic and they're watching kind of a show.
01:52:18.000 You need to be funny with your friends that are a comic that are like, you're like, dude, well, you're the worst.
01:52:24.000 And they see through you like...
01:52:26.000 Why did you say that?
01:52:27.000 I'm generally not the funny person when I go out with friends that aren't comics.
01:52:31.000 I just talk.
01:52:32.000 I just have fun.
01:52:33.000 My wife is way funnier than me.
01:52:34.000 When we go out, because my wife wants to make me laugh.
01:52:38.000 It's like her chance to do stand-up.
01:52:40.000 She's always the one who's calling shit out.
01:52:42.000 It's fun.
01:52:43.000 Yeah, my wife's funny.
01:52:45.000 Like, it is work like that because you're...
01:52:47.000 You try to make jokes, but then you're...
01:52:49.000 It's just a weird kind of thing.
01:52:51.000 And then with comics, I think some of those jokes can be too...
01:52:54.000 They're too harsh.
01:52:56.000 They can be too...
01:52:57.000 You know, why are you wearing that?
01:53:00.000 Yeah, you could say that to me and I would start laughing, but you say that to some people and they get, like, really fucked up.
01:53:05.000 Yeah.
01:53:05.000 They get really insecure.
01:53:06.000 Why would you say that?
01:53:07.000 And then the wife will send you an email.
01:53:08.000 I just want you to know that Claude was actually upset that you said that about his shirt.
01:53:12.000 I'm like...
01:53:13.000 What cunt the fuck is wrong with Claude?
01:53:15.000 What's he talking about?
01:53:18.000 I can imagine getting an email from a wife.
01:53:22.000 You know that kind of shit happens?
01:53:24.000 I know, I think it does, but I would be, if I got an email, like I'm trying to think for my neighbors, and we're friends with their neighbors, if they emailed me, I'd be like, what are you doing, dude?
01:53:35.000 Right.
01:53:36.000 Would you go knock on their door?
01:53:37.000 Yeah.
01:53:38.000 Apologize?
01:53:39.000 I don't know about apologize, but a comic, we would have to address it.
01:53:42.000 Right.
01:53:43.000 We would have to go, I have to go fix this.
01:53:46.000 Right.
01:53:46.000 Solve it, fix it.
01:53:49.000 You want them to know that you know, like you don't want it to be this weird kind of thing.
01:53:54.000 Well, some people, you have to leave it weird.
01:53:56.000 Yeah.
01:53:57.000 Because it never ends.
01:53:59.000 Some people, they're just perpetually...
01:54:02.000 But you don't think you would ever just eventually be like, y'all are at a dinner somewhere and you're like, I don't like your slippers.
01:54:10.000 He's like, in seven months?
01:54:13.000 And they're like, what?
01:54:14.000 Some people are just fucking super sensitive, man.
01:54:17.000 They just can't take joking around and they don't joke around in their home.
01:54:21.000 I tend to want to go try to open that person up.
01:54:24.000 And I'm not saying to take jokes, but I would tend to side with that person then.
01:54:28.000 Right.
01:54:29.000 Like you end up going like, all right, if this person doesn't like this, then I'll be on her team.
01:54:33.000 And if someone goes at her or him, I'll be on their team.
01:54:39.000 Right.
01:54:39.000 You'll be the person who fucks with the other person.
01:54:41.000 Yes.
01:54:42.000 Yes.
01:54:42.000 So you want to make them, because if you're like, I know that they're going to be uncomfortable, I feel like as comics, you just kind of, you got to go to the underdog.
01:54:50.000 Right.
01:54:50.000 And you go like, I'll be on, I'll side with you.
01:54:52.000 Right, right.
01:54:53.000 Just because every, you're going to get teamed up on.
01:54:55.000 Yeah.
01:54:56.000 And so I'll just be on your, you know, let's do it.
01:54:58.000 Let's make it, let's make it uncomfortable for everybody.
01:55:01.000 Well, it's also so many people have been told that their feelings are valid, and it's important to validate someone's feelings.
01:55:08.000 But some feelings are stupid.
01:55:11.000 Some of your oversensitivity is just ridiculous.
01:55:17.000 Well, people are like, yeah, being very open.
01:55:20.000 You know, it's like, you got to talk about this stuff.
01:55:23.000 It is, some of it's weird where you're like, I don't, I'll just, I'll just eat it up on the inside.
01:55:30.000 I don't need to go.
01:55:32.000 I don't need to go openly talk about stuff.
01:55:35.000 And you're like, I'll just move on.
01:55:36.000 Do you have to go on double dates sometimes?
01:55:40.000 Yeah, but I mean, I'm friends with everybody that goes.
01:55:43.000 It's not like set up.
01:55:44.000 Your wife doesn't ever say, you need to meet so-and-so's husband.
01:55:48.000 We'll all go on a double date.
01:55:50.000 And then you go, and he's just boring as fuck.
01:55:52.000 And your wife winds up talking to her friend, and you wind up talking to this husband.
01:55:56.000 You're like, oh, no.
01:55:58.000 And you're just stuck talking to this dude.
01:56:00.000 They're talking about purses and shit, and you're just stuck talking to this dude about nonsense.
01:56:04.000 And you're like, oh, no.
01:56:06.000 Yeah.
01:56:07.000 It's...
01:56:07.000 I have had that happen.
01:56:09.000 And then...
01:56:10.000 But it's like, if you can't find one thing to connect with them...
01:56:13.000 Right.
01:56:13.000 Like, where you're sitting there, like, you know, it's like sports.
01:56:16.000 And then you're like, all right, no sports.
01:56:17.000 And then you're like, what about the...
01:56:18.000 And you're just trying to...
01:56:20.000 And you're like, dude, I'm a comedian.
01:56:21.000 I can talk about anything.
01:56:22.000 Right.
01:56:23.000 If I can't find...
01:56:24.000 If you don't...
01:56:24.000 If you're not giving me anything...
01:56:26.000 Right.
01:56:27.000 Maybe talk about that to them.
01:56:28.000 To go, why?
01:56:29.000 What are...
01:56:29.000 What is your problem?
01:56:32.000 And they go...
01:56:33.000 That's what...
01:56:35.000 How come I can't talk to you?
01:56:36.000 Do you ever hear that from people, dude?
01:56:40.000 Maybe it's you, bro.
01:56:41.000 Maybe it's you.
01:56:42.000 I want to open you up, dude.
01:56:44.000 If you take it to that...
01:56:45.000 I want you to spend the night tonight.
01:56:48.000 Go that far.
01:56:49.000 But then you can be pleasantly surprised, you know?
01:56:52.000 Oh, when a dude's the best?
01:56:53.000 Yeah.
01:56:54.000 And you're like, well, you're the greatest thing I've ever been.
01:56:56.000 Yeah.
01:56:56.000 Oh, there's nothing better than that.
01:56:58.000 It's hard to make friends as an adult.
01:56:59.000 Well, that's like Dr. Phil's son.
01:57:01.000 Dr. Phil's son is married to one of my wife's friends.
01:57:04.000 And I was like, I'll meet this fucking dude.
01:57:07.000 Yeah.
01:57:07.000 He's probably going to be some crazy Hollywood guy.
01:57:09.000 Normalest guy ever.
01:57:12.000 It's very satisfying when it's like that because it's you know I've learned you know like you end up you starting to meet like you meet famous people or you and like you so you start thinking about you like dude this is gonna be a whole thing like I got a you know yeah you're great like all you know and you just end up sometimes being like I would rather just not meet them Because I just don't want to...
01:57:34.000 It's just going to be a lot.
01:57:36.000 But then you can meet some and they pleasantly surprise you.
01:57:40.000 It's the best.
01:57:41.000 It's worth the risk.
01:57:43.000 I've met some famous people and it's weird when you meet them.
01:57:46.000 You're uncomfortable.
01:57:47.000 You feel strange.
01:57:48.000 And then you go...
01:57:49.000 Oh, you're just a person.
01:57:51.000 You're just a person like me.
01:57:52.000 You're just a movie star.
01:57:54.000 Like Matthew McConaughey is a great example.
01:57:56.000 I've had dinner with Matthew McConaughey and his wife and my wife, and he's so nice.
01:58:01.000 He's so interesting, and he's so genuine, like a genuine guy.
01:58:06.000 And I'm like, oh, you're fucking just a super movie star, famous guy, but you're fucking a regular guy underneath all that craziness.
01:58:15.000 See, I wish that would get out more.
01:58:18.000 Like, some of those, the stars is like, it needs to be, people need to be like, yeah, dude, we're just hanging out.
01:58:24.000 He's done podcasts before he's done- Yeah, he seems like that.
01:58:26.000 I'm not saying, you know.
01:58:27.000 Yeah, Robert Downey Jr. is another one.
01:58:29.000 Fucking great guy, man.
01:58:31.000 You sit and talk to him.
01:58:33.000 Robert Downey Jr. is interesting, too, because that's a guy who went to jail.
01:58:36.000 He had a serious drug problem.
01:58:39.000 Got arrested, did time, and did a couple of years.
01:58:43.000 And got out of jail and is just on the path now.
01:58:47.000 He's fucking Iron Man.
01:58:48.000 He's got his shit together.
01:58:50.000 He's super successful, very disciplined, does martial arts, eats well, is healthy.
01:58:55.000 And it's just like, you know, they exist.
01:58:58.000 They're just humans.
01:58:59.000 And that's the problem with lofty positions, like positions of extreme adulation, like we were talking about with Ellen.
01:59:08.000 You can get lost in that when you're not like anybody else.
01:59:13.000 You're this island all alone.
01:59:17.000 You see how it can happen.
01:59:19.000 Like you see it like like us going on the road.
01:59:22.000 You're not in a reality, right?
01:59:25.000 Like you can tell Sometimes you go to venues and you can see, I feel like you walk by people that work there and they're not looking at you and you're like, did someone tell you not to look at you?
01:59:36.000 This is insane.
01:59:40.000 I've never said anything.
01:59:41.000 You go talk to everybody because you're like, yeah, we're all working tonight.
01:59:44.000 I get the idea of me being on stage.
01:59:48.000 But you can feel that sometimes you're here, it's like, yeah, they don't...
01:59:53.000 Like, I don't know, you can see someone, if you have a conversation with someone, you don't, like, they can just, like, ignore them.
01:59:58.000 Yeah.
01:59:59.000 Like, if someone gets to me, you're like, how do you even feel?
02:00:01.000 How do you feel like that?
02:00:03.000 How are you doing that?
02:00:04.000 How do you just go, that person doesn't exist.
02:00:06.000 Right.
02:00:07.000 And they're like, well, they just said something.
02:00:09.000 You don't look and go, like, oh, yeah.
02:00:12.000 You don't try to, like, even if you don't, you just get out of the conversation, like, have that awkward moment.
02:00:17.000 Yeah, Dan Soder told a story on the podcast about doing that at a comedy club, and Chris Rock completely ignored him.
02:00:23.000 And he was like, fuck that guy.
02:00:25.000 And he just got up like, fuck you.
02:00:27.000 And he got up from the table and walked away.
02:00:29.000 And now, you talk to Dan Soder, he's like, fuck Chris Rock.
02:00:32.000 Oh, he does.
02:00:32.000 Dan Soder's my best friend.
02:00:33.000 He's great.
02:00:34.000 He's great.
02:00:35.000 I fucking love that dude.
02:00:36.000 He's great.
02:00:36.000 But genuine.
02:00:37.000 He's right there.
02:00:38.000 He's that dude.
02:00:39.000 He's that dude.
02:00:39.000 I know his mom, Trish.
02:00:42.000 He's...
02:00:43.000 The best.
02:00:43.000 But that's that thing where someone who is at a higher echelon of success will only associate with people that are in that range or that he thinks should associate with him.
02:00:57.000 He's never been like that with me.
02:00:59.000 I don't know what Chris is like with other people.
02:01:01.000 I've been around him.
02:01:02.000 I told Dan.
02:01:03.000 Dan knows about it.
02:01:04.000 I like Chris.
02:01:05.000 He probably had an awkward moment.
02:01:06.000 Well, I understand you can meet people in different kinds of...
02:01:12.000 There was a time I didn't like Louis C.G. I thought he was mean to me at Caroline's.
02:01:17.000 Yeah.
02:01:18.000 I opened for him at Caroline's a long time ago.
02:01:22.000 He was Louis, and he was doing a charity thing for his kids.
02:01:25.000 And I remember I did a joke.
02:01:28.000 I'm opening for him.
02:01:30.000 I do 15 to 10 minutes or whatever, and then I bring him up, and then I said a joke.
02:01:36.000 And I think he made fun of my joke when I got off.
02:01:39.000 And I mean, it was like in the moment just being a young comic and being like, dude, they're all here.
02:01:44.000 You're famous.
02:01:45.000 I'm just like, I'm nobody.
02:01:47.000 Like, who cares?
02:01:49.000 Like, about my joke.
02:01:50.000 And then, it was like, that was annoying to me, and I would be real mad about him.
02:01:54.000 Then I talked to him much later, and it was like, oh, this guy, he was different and nicer.
02:02:01.000 And then, it's like, now I've talked to him, and it's like, well, he's better.
02:02:05.000 Or, I mean, maybe he's gotten worse than others.
02:02:07.000 But my personal relationship with him.
02:02:09.000 You're successful now.
02:02:10.000 Yes.
02:02:11.000 Like, you're established.
02:02:11.000 That's true.
02:02:12.000 Because some of that becomes where you're like...
02:02:14.000 Yeah, I don't know.
02:02:16.000 What's he supposed to do?
02:02:17.000 Well, there's that awkward moment when you first meet someone where you don't know if they're going to be cool.
02:02:24.000 Yeah, and I can take something way more personally when I'm a younger comic and I'm so sensitive to everything at that moment.
02:02:31.000 So I couldn't even tell you if I really think back on it.
02:02:36.000 What does it really matter?
02:02:38.000 It could have been like he's making a joke and he's just busting and we're just like, we're having fun times.
02:02:45.000 But I take it as like, are you kidding me?
02:02:47.000 I've been running my whole life to do this.
02:02:50.000 It's also like he's so important.
02:02:52.000 So if he makes fun of you, if you go on stage and Jamie Foxx is on after you and he makes fun of you, like, no.
02:02:59.000 Yeah.
02:02:59.000 No.
02:03:00.000 And Jamie's like, I'm just a comic, dude.
02:03:01.000 I'm just like, yeah, I followed you, you were, you murdered, and like, so I just made a joke about it, and then I moved on.
02:03:07.000 Yeah.
02:03:07.000 And you just take it, like, oh no.
02:03:09.000 Because you're not friends with them, so you don't, you can't trust it.
02:03:12.000 Right.
02:03:13.000 With, yeah, with, uh, I've opened for Chris, and I went on the road with Chris, so it's, I know Soder's, and I, I, and I, but I understand where Soder's coming from.
02:03:23.000 That's like one of those, you're like, yeah, dude, I would probably feel the, I mean, I felt the same way with Louis, I would feel the same way Soder feels.
02:03:28.000 Right.
02:03:28.000 And then I've been around Chris where you're like, I don't feel that.
02:03:31.000 And I feel like he's a comic that wants to hang out.
02:03:33.000 And like, I think he's a dude, that dude's been famous for so long too, that like, if you're in a circle, I think he's like one of the best, if not the best ever.
02:03:44.000 Well, 100% one of the best ever.
02:03:46.000 If you go back and watch Bigger and Blacker, you know, you go back and watch Bring the Pain, those are fucking classic specials.
02:03:53.000 They're as good as anybody's ever done.
02:03:54.000 Those are two absolute rock-solid, classic, all-time great stand-up comedy specials.
02:04:01.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
02:04:03.000 Undeniably.
02:04:03.000 But I liked it because that was like when you were saying something and it was in the form of jokes.
02:04:11.000 So you're saying these big points and it's done in the form, it's rapid boom, boom, boom.
02:04:19.000 That's why to me...
02:04:23.000 Like, it's like he is just...
02:04:25.000 It's another planet.
02:04:26.000 Like, I mean, he's pacing the stage.
02:04:28.000 Yeah.
02:04:28.000 You can see him, like, even, like, he was on Letterman.
02:04:31.000 Like, the Letterman stuff with the women.
02:04:34.000 And he went on Letterman and, like, he's like, what are you doing with these girls?
02:04:38.000 And, like, starts yelling.
02:04:39.000 Like, when Letterman got in trouble, the cheating on his wife or all that stuff.
02:04:43.000 Did he get in trouble, right?
02:04:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:04:45.000 Like, a long time ago.
02:04:46.000 And Chris went on and...
02:04:48.000 And Chris was a guest and just talked about it.
02:04:50.000 I think it...
02:04:52.000 Saved Letterman because it was just being talked about in the open.
02:04:55.000 Right, right.
02:04:56.000 And he went in and I was like with Chris you can see like he gets like a zone in his eyes where you can just tell like he's not really looking at anybody.
02:05:05.000 It's just like comedy.
02:05:07.000 Yeah, it's comedy.
02:05:08.000 He's in the groove.
02:05:09.000 He's in the groove of just, you know, if an elephant walked in front of him, he would be like, I never saw it.
02:05:14.000 Like, it's just, his eyes are just like, you know, just pacing.
02:05:18.000 He's really funny again right now.
02:05:20.000 That's what I've heard.
02:05:21.000 I want to go see it.
02:05:21.000 I saw him at the store before the whole Will Smith thing, and he was working out his material.
02:05:26.000 He was fucking good, man.
02:05:28.000 He was really good, like classic Chris Rock shit.
02:05:30.000 Because, you know, went through a hard divorce, lost a shitload of money, and it was a lot of pain, and then came out of it.
02:05:38.000 And then on the other side of it, it's like, he's really good right now.
02:05:43.000 Yeah, I heard someone told me about his hour now.
02:05:47.000 They heard it's great.
02:05:49.000 Yeah, I first heard from my friend Eddie Bravo.
02:05:51.000 He saw him at the store and he texted me.
02:05:53.000 He goes, brother, this guy is on fire right now.
02:05:55.000 He goes, he's so good right now.
02:05:57.000 I go, really?
02:05:58.000 He goes, you got to see him.
02:05:59.000 And then I was there like a week later and I got a chance to watch the set.
02:06:04.000 It's nice to see.
02:06:06.000 There's always that drop-off point with a lot of great comics.
02:06:10.000 They'll have a couple really good specials, and then they'll have one that's not that good, and then they'll have another one that's not that good, and you're like, ooh, is he falling off?
02:06:19.000 I feel like you need to be an underdog.
02:06:21.000 You want to have people doubt you.
02:06:26.000 Right.
02:06:27.000 And that's the whole beginning of comedy, is you go on stage and this crowd doubts you.
02:06:31.000 So your first time on stage, Is talking to 20 people that don't think you can do this.
02:06:38.000 Right.
02:06:38.000 So every time you go on stage is just proving something.
02:06:42.000 Right.
02:06:42.000 And then maybe you get too big to a point to where now they're there.
02:06:47.000 And if you're not aware of it, like they said, like the self-audit, or if you're constantly just reminding yourself that you're not, like, almost like you're on stage, you're like, dude, I'm nobody.
02:06:58.000 I'm an idiot.
02:06:59.000 I don't think I know how to do comedy.
02:07:00.000 Right.
02:07:01.000 To be honest, like you think that all, you know, like once you tape an hour, you're like, I don't know how I could ever do it ever again.
02:07:07.000 I should quit, honestly, and get a regular job and probably is going to happen.
02:07:11.000 Like you just this panic of just all this stuff.
02:07:14.000 And so if you don't have that, then you can kind of get lost.
02:07:17.000 And then you're like, And that's when I think specials can get bad.
02:07:20.000 You're just cramming them out.
02:07:22.000 And you're like, oh, you may do one.
02:07:23.000 I'll do it tomorrow.
02:07:24.000 I'll go.
02:07:24.000 And you just are pounding them out.
02:07:27.000 And then you need that back to like, and almost like with, not saying Chris was at that point, but like the resurgence of now he's a true, he had that happen at the Oscars.
02:07:38.000 So now everybody's going to be like expecting a lot from him.
02:07:44.000 If he comes and does something whatever, it's like, I mean, it's not, there's no payback, there's no nothing.
02:07:50.000 It's like, oh, dude, who cares?
02:07:52.000 But if he comes back with his next special, and it's what I'm hearing it's supposed to be, it's going to be...
02:07:59.000 It's right back where he was at his best.
02:08:01.000 Oh.
02:08:02.000 When I saw him, he was killing.
02:08:04.000 I mean, killing.
02:08:06.000 And, you know, it was a drop-in set.
02:08:08.000 It wasn't, you know, it wasn't announced.
02:08:09.000 You gotta find that, I think, you gotta find that motivation.
02:08:11.000 Yes.
02:08:12.000 The motivation that makes you, you know, Sinbad said that, I remember reading a book, and he's talking about, he's like, it's hard to go, you ride, he was riding Greyhound buses to shows.
02:08:20.000 And so Sinbad's, like, laughing with the bus driver, I mean, he's just, like, the most funny you could be, and you're in limos.
02:08:27.000 Or something and then everything kind of changes and you lose that that hang where you lose that Perspective of like that kind of outside world and you think like well I walked to my show and my coffee wasn't Where I thought it was gonna be and then and you're like well,
02:08:43.000 that's someone's job You're like you're like do you go?
02:08:46.000 Well, all I do is ask for that to be right there.
02:08:49.000 I don't think that's crazy Am I being crazy saying that I would like my coffee?
02:08:52.000 Right on that stool when I walk past it, you know, and you don't go, what?
02:08:58.000 You're like, no, go get it, dude.
02:09:00.000 It's across the street.
02:09:01.000 There's a Starbucks.
02:09:02.000 Walk over there and go grab whatever you want to grab.
02:09:03.000 And you're like, but I don't, but people recognize me and stuff.
02:09:07.000 You're like, no one's going to recognize me.
02:09:08.000 Just go over there and go do your dumb thing.
02:09:10.000 And like bring yourself back to like some kind of reality to go like, all right.
02:09:15.000 You get insulated.
02:09:16.000 You get insulated.
02:09:16.000 Yeah, and when you're Chris Rock, how do you not get insulated?
02:09:19.000 Everywhere you go, everybody says, oh, that's Chris Rock.
02:09:21.000 Well, I mean, you're going to have that.
02:09:23.000 You have that now.
02:09:24.000 Like, with everywhere you go, it's obvious that you're going to, you know...
02:09:28.000 Yeah, but for whatever reason, I'm comfortable with it.
02:09:31.000 Yeah.
02:09:31.000 In some weird way.
02:09:32.000 Well, I think you're very open.
02:09:34.000 So it's also the Chris Rocker.
02:09:37.000 Before social media, now you're on a podcast so everybody knows everything.
02:09:41.000 And you're talking about everything.
02:09:43.000 And people know your persona and they know the way you say stuff and all this stuff.
02:09:49.000 But a lot of those celebrities, those guys, you didn't know who they were.
02:09:52.000 Like Tom Cruise, that's why I liked celebrities being...
02:09:56.000 The old way was like, the only time you saw Tom Cruise was a movie.
02:10:00.000 Right.
02:10:00.000 And I mean, you still don't, I don't know if he's on, I don't think he's on social media.
02:10:03.000 But then you're like, some of these like, you know, you see people and you're like, yeah, I shouldn't be like watching this guy go to the grocery store.
02:10:10.000 Like he's, you know, maybe Tom Hanks or like there's just talking to you on Instagram.
02:10:15.000 You're like, yeah, go be Tom Hanks, dude.
02:10:17.000 I don't want to know what you're doing.
02:10:18.000 I want you to be this kind of like, I see you at this movie and then I don't see you for three years.
02:10:26.000 And sometimes they step out of that and it ruins it.
02:10:29.000 It ruins it.
02:10:29.000 Remember when Tom Cruise went on, was it Good Morning America?
02:10:36.000 Oprah.
02:10:36.000 No, no, no, no.
02:10:38.000 It was Good Morning America with, what the fuck's his name?
02:10:41.000 Matt Lauer.
02:10:41.000 Today Show.
02:10:42.000 Oh, yeah.
02:10:42.000 Today Show?
02:10:42.000 Yeah.
02:10:43.000 Today Show with Matt Lauer.
02:10:44.000 And he was talking about Brooke Shields and psychiatric medication.
02:10:50.000 And he was saying that it's not a chemical imbalance.
02:10:53.000 These drugs are dangerous, these psychiatric drugs.
02:10:56.000 And it almost ruined his fucking career, because everybody's like, listen to this loon.
02:11:01.000 What the fuck is he saying?
02:11:03.000 And you're like, I just want to watch you in Top Gun.
02:11:05.000 Yeah, just go back to doing Mission Impossible, brother.
02:11:08.000 That's why entertainers, it's going back to be entertainment.
02:11:14.000 Go be the entertainment.
02:11:16.000 It's like, don't...
02:11:19.000 There's a mix, right?
02:11:20.000 I'm not saying everything has to be entertainment, but everything can't be a message.
02:11:26.000 You have to have that balance, and you've got to make movies that are going to be an escape and go be fun.
02:11:32.000 And, you know, I think it's like, we were talking a little bit last, it's like some of these guys, these celebrities or these people in movies, you're like, they're in every movie.
02:11:43.000 There's like 12 of them.
02:11:44.000 And you're like, I mean, is there no one else?
02:11:47.000 Is there no one else to make a movie?
02:11:49.000 But if you want to make a movie and you want it to be really successful, you've got to get one of those guys.
02:11:54.000 But those guys weren't those guys back when they were at the beginning.
02:11:59.000 Right, but if you're bankrolling a movie, the problem is if you're Miramax and you're bankrolling a movie, you need Brad Pitt.
02:12:04.000 I know, but they had to go find original talent a long time ago.
02:12:10.000 You can't go do that?
02:12:11.000 But if you go see Tom Cruise, it's going to be a blockbuster.
02:12:14.000 People will automatically go see a Tom Cruise movie.
02:12:17.000 He's a proven, bona fide guy.
02:12:20.000 If he's in a film, you're going to go see it.
02:12:22.000 Yeah, I saw it.
02:12:24.000 But if he's doing that, that's what funds how to build the next generation of stars?
02:12:30.000 Yeah, but the next generation of stars are like his co-star.
02:12:33.000 He always has unknown co-stars, and they wind up being big, successful movie stars.
02:12:37.000 Are they becoming big stars?
02:12:39.000 The co-stars?
02:12:40.000 Sure.
02:12:40.000 What's that girl's name?
02:12:41.000 Anna DeArmas?
02:12:42.000 She's getting huge now.
02:12:43.000 She was like co-stars and things.
02:12:45.000 She was always like this co-star.
02:12:46.000 Now she's Marilyn Monroe and she's doing all this other shit.
02:12:50.000 Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.
02:12:51.000 I don't think you know what you're talking about.
02:12:52.000 I don't know.
02:12:52.000 I have some good ideas, Joe.
02:12:54.000 You have this idea.
02:12:55.000 We were pushing it last night that they should just retire.
02:12:57.000 It didn't work last night.
02:12:58.000 I thought, let me try it in front of millions of people.
02:13:00.000 Clint Eastwood's 150,000 years old and he's still doing movies.
02:13:03.000 Yeah, but I just...
02:13:03.000 They're doing a lot.
02:13:05.000 I know, but they keep going...
02:13:07.000 It's like every, they're in everything, dude.
02:13:09.000 You're like, it's the same dudes.
02:13:13.000 I'm not talking about Tom Cruise.
02:13:14.000 I mean, Tom Hanks is in everything.
02:13:16.000 He's in everything.
02:13:18.000 And you're like, don't, like, Daniel Day-Lewis.
02:13:20.000 I don't know what that guy, if he's alive anymore.
02:13:23.000 Like, that guy just goes off the planet.
02:13:25.000 Yeah, he stops doing films and he works as a cobbler.
02:13:28.000 Yeah, that's...
02:13:29.000 He makes shoes.
02:13:29.000 Isn't there something great about that?
02:13:31.000 Yes, there's something great about that.
02:13:32.000 But what if you love acting?
02:13:35.000 And you want to go back and do it.
02:13:36.000 I mean, the thing is, like, we're looking at it...
02:13:38.000 Are they making stars?
02:13:39.000 Like, that's what I... It's like, I don't think the people are getting out of the way, is what I'm saying.
02:13:43.000 I don't think people get out of the way.
02:13:45.000 I don't think they have their job.
02:13:48.000 Like, you're talking about, like, someone being the next...
02:13:50.000 If they want to be the next Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy...
02:13:54.000 Whatever they want to go be.
02:13:55.000 Like, someone that, like...
02:13:56.000 Not saying they have to get out of the way now, but you're like...
02:14:00.000 Or do people get out of the way?
02:14:02.000 But why would they get out of the way?
02:14:04.000 But why are you looking at it that way?
02:14:05.000 Why aren't they just doing what they do?
02:14:07.000 And other people do what they do.
02:14:09.000 There's a lot of movies being made.
02:14:10.000 I don't think it's like a get out of the way thing.
02:14:13.000 I don't feel like they're mainstream though.
02:14:15.000 I think mainstream stuff is not getting...
02:14:17.000 Yeah, but the mainstream stuff has to be funded.
02:14:19.000 It's a business.
02:14:20.000 And this is like, John Leguizamo made a post on Instagram the other day where he was talking about James Franco, because James Franco's playing Fidel Castro.
02:14:29.000 And he's saying he shouldn't be playing someone who's Latin American.
02:14:32.000 He's not Latin American.
02:14:34.000 And then, you know, there was people that were upset and said, actually, he's half Portuguese, that's technically Latin.
02:14:40.000 And he's like, no, we're talking about people from Latin America, like from that part of the country.
02:14:45.000 And then he was saying that, People who are of Latino or Hispanic descent, they make up a certain percentage of the population, but they don't have a certain percentage of the roles.
02:14:58.000 And he was saying, we should get more chances.
02:15:00.000 We should have more representation.
02:15:02.000 We should have more...
02:15:03.000 Because white actors do a film and it bombs.
02:15:06.000 They get more chances.
02:15:07.000 And Latinos should get more chances.
02:15:09.000 And I see what he's saying.
02:15:11.000 I understand what he's saying.
02:15:12.000 He's right about the representation.
02:15:13.000 He's right about the percentage of people and that the films don't necessarily match up.
02:15:18.000 And whenever you have, like, what was that, Encanto?
02:15:20.000 That animated, it was, is that what it's called?
02:15:26.000 And it was, you know, a Latino animated film.
02:15:30.000 It was fantastic.
02:15:31.000 It was great.
02:15:31.000 And people loved it for both reasons.
02:15:33.000 They loved it because it was great, and they also loved it because it represented a significant portion of the population.
02:15:38.000 But if you're a person making movies, you're not thinking that.
02:15:41.000 You're thinking, this is my money, and I'm trying to make money, okay?
02:15:44.000 We're in the business of making money in films, and if I'm making a big-ass fucking giant movie, I need stars, and I need someone who sells.
02:15:50.000 And if it's John Leguizamo that sells all the time, or if it's fucking Brad Pitt that sells all the time, whoever the fuck that guy is that sells all the time, that's what they push.
02:15:58.000 They're doing it to try to make money, and because those people are really good.
02:16:03.000 It's not like there's- Yeah, they're awesome.
02:16:05.000 But it's not like there's anybody who keeps getting chances and they suck.
02:16:08.000 Yeah, that's true.
02:16:09.000 It's just not real.
02:16:10.000 They fall away.
02:16:12.000 Many, many famous movie stars are falling away.
02:16:15.000 It's these ones that people still love.
02:16:17.000 They'll go to see, like Keanu Reeves.
02:16:18.000 He could do Matrix 7 and fucking John Wick 10, and people would still go to see it, right?
02:16:23.000 Because they love that guy.
02:16:24.000 Tom Cruise could do 100 Mission Impossibles.
02:16:26.000 People are gonna go see it.
02:16:27.000 They love that.
02:16:28.000 I'll go see the next one.
02:16:29.000 But The Rock can do the same thing.
02:16:31.000 The Rock can do anything, right?
02:16:32.000 It can do anything.
02:16:34.000 It's about getting to that point.
02:16:36.000 And I know it's not a fair business.
02:16:38.000 It's a weird fucking crazy business and some people get chances and some people don't.
02:16:42.000 That's part of the madness of it all that makes people so fucking nuts when they live there.
02:16:47.000 It's because they know that any audition could change their life.
02:16:49.000 And they go in there and these people get to decide.
02:16:52.000 And here you're dealing with someone who's probably insecure in the first place.
02:16:55.000 They're seeking out an exorbitant amount of attention.
02:16:57.000 And they're doing it probably because they have some sort of a psychological deficit.
02:17:01.000 Most of us come from some broken homes or some traumatic childhood.
02:17:05.000 Most of us do.
02:17:06.000 And then you're trying to prove your worth to a bunch of people that are sitting there.
02:17:12.000 In this artificial environment where you're reading off of a piece of paper.
02:17:16.000 It's fucking nuts.
02:17:17.000 And you leave.
02:17:17.000 You're like, oh, I hate myself.
02:17:19.000 It's so anxiety.
02:17:20.000 And it's not proactive.
02:17:23.000 You can do your best in the audition and hope it works out, but you don't know what the fuck they're looking for.
02:17:27.000 And your hopes and dreams are based on other people's opinions of you.
02:17:31.000 And that causes people to start behaving in a way where they hope people will like them.
02:17:36.000 They'll say things that they think these people want to hear.
02:17:41.000 Yeah.
02:17:59.000 Dynamic.
02:17:59.000 And some people achieve escape velocity.
02:18:02.000 These Robert Downey Jr. guys, these Matthew McConaughey guys who can kind of just be separated from it and trying to live a normal life and then go in there and make these crazy fucking blockbuster movies and then get the fuck out.
02:18:15.000 And there's only a few people that can do that.
02:18:17.000 Yeah.
02:18:18.000 That's just the nature of the chaos of that business.
02:18:20.000 But that doesn't mean that James Franco shouldn't be able to play Fidel Castro.
02:18:26.000 Yeah, I don't think that does either.
02:18:28.000 I mean, it's fucking...
02:18:29.000 I mean, come on.
02:18:31.000 We can't do that.
02:18:35.000 I see what he's saying.
02:18:36.000 And maybe if there was someone else that was commensurate with James Franco, and maybe there is.
02:18:41.000 Maybe there's someone else that was up for it.
02:18:45.000 Doesn't he kind of look like him or something?
02:18:47.000 Kind of looks like him.
02:18:50.000 But if there was someone that was actually Cuban, maybe that would be a better representation in terms of how people felt.
02:18:58.000 If you found out that someone was playing...
02:19:02.000 I'm Italian.
02:19:03.000 If we found out that someone was playing a very famous Italian, whether it was Michelangelo or something like that, and then they got some dude from Holland to do it, I guarantee you, people in my family would be like, what the fuck is that?
02:19:17.000 That guy's not Italian.
02:19:19.000 So I get where Leguizamo's coming from.
02:19:23.000 But I just wish it wasn't like that.
02:19:25.000 It just seems like...
02:19:30.000 I mean, there's egregious levels of it, right?
02:19:33.000 Like the most egregious is like when John Wayne played Genghis Khan.
02:19:37.000 That's just ridiculous.
02:19:39.000 That's not cool.
02:19:40.000 But it was like, he was John Wayne.
02:19:42.000 So he could play a fucking, not just a warlord, but one of the greatest warlords ever, who came from a very specific part of the world.
02:19:51.000 He came from Mongolia.
02:19:53.000 He looked like a Mongolian.
02:19:55.000 And literally his DNA... He had sex with so many women.
02:19:59.000 His DNA is like in some preposterous percentage of the Asian population.
02:20:03.000 Like something wild.
02:20:05.000 Like Genghis Khan's DNA and his children's DNA is in a significant percentage of the population.
02:20:12.000 Like what is Genghis Khan's DNA in?
02:20:15.000 Genghis Khan, there's a fantastic piece.
02:20:18.000 I'm sorry I have to recommend this again, but it's that good.
02:20:21.000 A fantastic piece that Dan Carlin's Hardcore History did.
02:20:24.000 It's called Wrath of the Khan.
02:20:26.000 It's five hours on Genghis Khan.
02:20:29.000 At least five hours.
02:20:31.000 Listen to this.
02:20:32.000 Since 2003, a study found evidence that Genghis Khan's DNA is present in about 16 million men alive today.
02:20:40.000 The Mongolian ruler's genetic prowess has stood as an unparalleled accomplishment.
02:20:47.000 But he isn't the only man whose reproductive activities still show a significant genetic impact centuries later.
02:20:53.000 So there's other men that have two, but 10 other men who left genetic...
02:20:58.000 Let's see who the 10 dudes who spread their seed the best.
02:21:01.000 It's like Will Chamberlain.
02:21:03.000 Like, it's random.
02:21:05.000 Who is it?
02:21:05.000 Who are the people?
02:21:06.000 Genghis Khan.
02:21:07.000 What do we got?
02:21:09.000 It's not a list?
02:21:11.000 Oh, this is just another Genghis Khan article?
02:21:14.000 Oh, it just says 10 other men.
02:21:17.000 So anyway, Genghis Khan, to have a white guy, John Wayne, hey, I'm Genghis Khan, it is so ridiculous.
02:21:27.000 Have you ever watched it?
02:21:28.000 No.
02:21:29.000 You need to watch a clip right now.
02:21:30.000 We need to show you a clip right now.
02:21:32.000 Because this is the best argument against cultural appropriation.
02:21:36.000 Like when you look at James Franco, you look at Fidel Castro, Portuguese versus Cuban, it's not that crazy, right?
02:21:43.000 It's not that crazy.
02:21:45.000 Yeah, and he's a great actor, and you're like, that's good enough.
02:21:47.000 But if you look at John Wayne as Genghis Khan, you're like, fuck no.
02:21:51.000 If I was Mongolian, I'd be furious.
02:21:55.000 I'd be furious.
02:21:57.000 That's people trying to get their money back.
02:21:58.000 We have a few Mongolian fighters in the UFC, and they're particularly furious.
02:22:03.000 They're fucking awesome fighters.
02:22:06.000 That's a hard part of the world.
02:22:08.000 So for John Wayne, you gotta see how corny this shit is.
02:22:13.000 Susan Hayward.
02:22:14.000 Like, look at her.
02:22:15.000 She was hot.
02:22:16.000 That was back when women were just hot.
02:22:18.000 No exercise, no good diet, cigarettes, alcohol.
02:22:22.000 Hot as fuck.
02:22:23.000 Nobody took care of themselves.
02:22:25.000 They were just hot.
02:22:26.000 They were hot for about 10 years.
02:22:27.000 Look at this.
02:22:28.000 It's so sexist.
02:22:29.000 Listen to them.
02:22:31.000 Look at this.
02:22:32.000 Temujin.
02:22:33.000 Under his heel, the cowering nations.
02:22:36.000 In his arms, the unconquered woman.
02:22:38.000 This is the trailer.
02:22:39.000 Yeah, yeah, play it.
02:22:40.000 I don't know if it has to talk.
02:22:41.000 Play it.
02:22:41.000 He's gonna talk.
02:22:44.000 Let it go.
02:22:45.000 This is so corny.
02:22:49.000 Before that day dawns, Mongol, the vultures will have feasted on your heart.
02:23:01.000 This is so bad!
02:23:19.000 She gets slapped again.
02:23:21.000 How about the music?
02:23:23.000 I am tempted, woman.
02:23:24.000 I am tempted, woman.
02:23:28.000 I mean, this is fucking amazing.
02:23:30.000 This is the trailer?
02:23:32.000 Yeah.
02:23:33.000 Scene after scene of unimaginable splendor.
02:23:36.000 Barbaric passions.
02:23:39.000 How corny is this?
02:23:41.000 Savage conquest.
02:23:43.000 But the thing is, man, why would we have such a realistic depiction of these things today when they weren't willing to do it in the 1960s?
02:23:53.000 Why?
02:23:54.000 Why did they have a bullshit version of history that they were putting in a film?
02:24:00.000 When we today would never accept that version.
02:24:03.000 Like, if they tried to tell that as Genghis Khan's story today, people would go, what the fuck are you talking about?
02:24:09.000 That's not how it went.
02:24:10.000 You can't have them behave like they're in a play.
02:24:13.000 Well, because you have internet.
02:24:15.000 Is that what it is?
02:24:16.000 Yeah.
02:24:17.000 How many people knew in 1956 what he looked like or anything, really?
02:24:21.000 Right, but there had to be some historians that were consulted.
02:24:25.000 I don't think in Hollywood back then...
02:24:27.000 You only had the encyclopedia, really, for the longest time.
02:24:29.000 Okay, but how do they know so much now, then?
02:24:31.000 Like, how do...
02:24:32.000 They must have known.
02:24:33.000 Someone typed all of it in on the internet.
02:24:35.000 It's not as if...
02:24:36.000 Right, but, I mean, there has to be...
02:24:38.000 You know, like, have you ever...
02:24:39.000 Is there a thing you do, like, do you play guitar or anything like that, where you watch someone faking it on TV? Oh.
02:24:45.000 It drives people nuts, right?
02:24:47.000 You're a musician.
02:24:48.000 You can play some music.
02:24:50.000 Okay, like playing golf.
02:24:51.000 You play golf.
02:24:52.000 You play golf a lot.
02:24:54.000 Jamie has a really good golf swing, and it's very impressive.
02:24:57.000 If you watch someone who did not have a really good golf swing, and everyone was pretending he has a really good golf swing, he'd be like...
02:25:04.000 It'd be very obvious.
02:25:05.000 Yeah.
02:25:05.000 Yeah.
02:25:06.000 Sure.
02:25:07.000 But still, there's got to be a time period, maybe in the, I don't know, 70s, 80s, when they found a whole treasure trove of information.
02:25:14.000 Like, guess what?
02:25:14.000 You have to rewrite the history books on...
02:25:16.000 I wonder when they did learn all that stuff, though.
02:25:20.000 Because it's just...
02:25:22.000 I was saying historians watching that, my analogy was, that historians watching that would be furious.
02:25:27.000 They're like, this is ridiculous.
02:25:28.000 Like, the people that actually know.
02:25:30.000 But you could make a film where it was accurate, because the real story was so fucking crazy that you can make a depiction that would be terrifying.
02:25:40.000 The absolute 100% proven real story was that guy killed 10% of the population.
02:25:48.000 10%.
02:25:48.000 They do a carbon, where they do like soil samples?
02:25:52.000 Yeah.
02:25:52.000 They find out that during that time, the carbon level, like people burning fires, decreased at a significant measurable percentage because there was less humans.
02:26:04.000 That's wild.
02:26:05.000 They said he killed, they think they killed somewhere between 50 and 70 million people during his lifetime.
02:26:12.000 Yeah, if you knew that and make that movie, it's a little different.
02:26:15.000 Dude, they were lighting corpses on fire and launching them with catapults onto people's houses to burn them down.
02:26:24.000 When they would siege a city, they would stay outside of the city for as long as it took.
02:26:30.000 For as long as it took, they would camp outside the city.
02:26:34.000 Thousands and thousands of Mongolians, just ready to kill.
02:26:39.000 And they were gonna get in eventually.
02:26:40.000 And everyone knew they were gonna get in eventually.
02:26:42.000 It's like, how much food do you have?
02:26:44.000 How long can you wait?
02:26:45.000 And they would keep bringing supply chains so they would always have food.
02:26:50.000 And they would just launch bodies.
02:26:53.000 Then they would capture people who fleed, and they would take those people and put them on the front of the line and march them forward like a human shield.
02:27:01.000 And that's how they would get into some of the castles.
02:27:05.000 That's how they would get into some of the cities.
02:27:08.000 Maybe they didn't...
02:27:09.000 I feel like back then, talking about the movie...
02:27:11.000 They had to know that, though.
02:27:13.000 How do people know that now?
02:27:13.000 But they were selling a story back then.
02:27:16.000 I know.
02:27:17.000 Back then, it's about the art, versus now would be because there's documentaries and there's all these other things.
02:27:25.000 Now, it's got to be like, well, that's not really what happened.
02:27:27.000 Is that what it is, or did they just not know how to do it?
02:27:31.000 The way that we appreciate it now.
02:27:34.000 But even the way they tell a story, if you had those same cameras, if you had actors and screenwriters of today, they would make something better than that.
02:27:43.000 Yeah, I mean, it's somewhat a new art form.
02:27:46.000 Yeah, it's a new art form.
02:27:47.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:27:48.000 I'm not judging it in a negative way, like saying it sucks because at the time it was probably awesome.
02:27:55.000 Oh, it was crazy.
02:27:55.000 But the world has changed so much that if you wanted to have a Genghis Khan movie, first of all, you'd have to have a Mongolian guy play Genghis Khan.
02:28:04.000 You'd find some unknown actor.
02:28:07.000 I'm sure they're out there.
02:28:07.000 He's James Franco again.
02:28:09.000 He does good with this.
02:28:11.000 They go, I'll be honest, you want to go with James Franco?
02:28:13.000 He just does.
02:28:15.000 Weren't war movies probably, this is something I don't know, I'm trying to make a guess, like Apocalypse Now, around then, that probably changed a lot of the filmmaking then, but we have to be more historically accurate now.
02:28:25.000 I think that's way earlier than Apocalypse Now.
02:28:28.000 No, it is.
02:28:29.000 Wasn't that like 77-ish?
02:28:32.000 Well, Apocalypse Now was like a six or seven year film shoot.
02:28:36.000 So it's like 20 years.
02:28:37.000 Oh, wow.
02:28:37.000 20 year gap between those two movies we're talking about.
02:28:40.000 Lawrence Fishburne was like 16 when he was in Apocalypse Now.
02:28:43.000 Wow.
02:28:44.000 Yeah.
02:28:45.000 Isn't that wild?
02:28:45.000 That's crazy.
02:28:46.000 They did that film for, yeah, they did it for, I think it was something really crazy.
02:28:50.000 Like it was at least five years to film that.
02:28:52.000 Went way over budget.
02:28:54.000 Marlon Brando gained weight.
02:28:56.000 And he didn't want to lose weight, so they filmed him in the dark.
02:28:59.000 So it's just like, he had like a dark robot, and you just see his face.
02:29:03.000 And part of the lines they kept in the film, I'm pretty sure he improvised.
02:29:09.000 I guess he was like...
02:29:11.000 I don't know if I know much about Marlon Brando, but that was a guy...
02:29:16.000 I mean, that guy is so famous.
02:29:18.000 Oh my God.
02:29:19.000 Especially then, when there's...
02:29:21.000 Your competition is only...
02:29:23.000 It's whatever is on the screen.
02:29:26.000 Yeah.
02:29:27.000 That's why, could there be stars?
02:29:29.000 You think stars could, like that superstardom could kind of go away with the fact there's just, the competition is too much.
02:29:37.000 You can have people that are like, I'm just not even into movies.
02:29:40.000 And then they watch, and then you can go watch videos all day, like YouTube videos.
02:29:46.000 And then you're like, I don't even, and you have no concept of...
02:29:49.000 This guy's the biggest star.
02:29:51.000 You know, when you think about celebrities now, I can't even tell if it's older.
02:29:54.000 Not celebrities, but actors and all this stuff.
02:29:56.000 Where you're like, that person, they say, that's the most famous person ever.
02:30:00.000 And you're like, I've never even heard of him.
02:30:02.000 There's so many people now, though, in terms of famous people.
02:30:05.000 There's way more famous people.
02:30:07.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:30:08.000 So that superstardom is like, can it, you know, to sustain it.
02:30:13.000 People will forget real quick.
02:30:14.000 Real quick.
02:30:15.000 Yeah.
02:30:15.000 I mean, do you remember Brendan Fraser?
02:30:17.000 Yeah.
02:30:18.000 That guy was a huge movie star.
02:30:19.000 Mm-hmm.
02:30:21.000 You don't see him in shit anymore.
02:30:23.000 I mean, I think he's doing a comeback in some movie where he gets really overweight.
02:30:26.000 Some movie about some morbidly obese guy.
02:30:29.000 And I think he actually gained a lot of weight to play the role.
02:30:31.000 And he's in something else, too.
02:30:33.000 But the point is, that guy was a giant fucking movie star.
02:30:36.000 He was.
02:30:37.000 Yes.
02:30:38.000 Giant.
02:30:39.000 I mean, he was huge.
02:30:40.000 He was in a lot of shit.
02:30:41.000 He was in The Mummy.
02:30:42.000 Remember that?
02:30:43.000 The Mummy, yeah.
02:30:44.000 He had a really hard run.
02:30:45.000 Oh, wow.
02:30:46.000 Is that real?
02:30:47.000 Or is that really what he looks like?
02:30:50.000 The film is called The Whale, so I believe that's what it...
02:30:52.000 Oh, you mean like CGI? Yeah, is that CGI? I don't think he got that big.
02:30:57.000 Or a fat suit or something.
02:30:58.000 I think he got a little big.
02:31:00.000 Well, this is a different movie.
02:31:01.000 This is a TV show.
02:31:03.000 Oh, it's a different movie.
02:31:04.000 And that says The Whale.
02:31:05.000 Oh, so that is what he looks like now.
02:31:08.000 Wow.
02:31:09.000 Maybe he'll come back as like the best fat actor ever.
02:31:12.000 That kind of looks a little extra.
02:31:15.000 Well, he's at least a good...
02:31:16.000 I mean, he's a legit actor.
02:31:18.000 Yeah, he's a legit actor.
02:31:19.000 The point is like that guy...
02:31:20.000 The Mummy was great.
02:31:21.000 That was a fun fucking movie.
02:31:22.000 He was great in a lot of movies.
02:31:23.000 And Xeno Man.
02:31:23.000 Yeah, he was great in a lot of movies.
02:31:25.000 Fun movies.
02:31:27.000 It can go away.
02:31:28.000 It can go away.
02:31:29.000 But now it's like it's...
02:31:31.000 Marlon Brando wanted it to go away.
02:31:33.000 He bought a fucking island.
02:31:35.000 He had a bunch of Native Americans accept his Academy Award for him.
02:31:39.000 Remember that?
02:31:40.000 Did you ever see that?
02:31:41.000 I didn't know.
02:31:42.000 You should show that.
02:31:44.000 He had this Native American woman accept his Academy Award.
02:31:50.000 He was just out of the business.
02:31:53.000 Just wanted to be done.
02:31:55.000 Well, he was a wild, wild fellow.
02:31:58.000 Put that on.
02:31:59.000 Yeah, that's it, man.
02:32:00.000 Here it is.
02:32:01.000 So it's Roger Moore.
02:32:03.000 And I don't know who the woman is.
02:32:04.000 Marlon Brando and the Godfather.
02:32:07.000 So this is for the fucking Godfather, okay?
02:32:10.000 And so instead of him...
02:32:12.000 ...for Marlon Brando and the Godfather is Shashin Littlefeathers.
02:32:17.000 Shashin Littlefeathers.
02:32:19.000 I hope I said it right.
02:32:20.000 She's going to accept as a woman.
02:32:22.000 Look at this.
02:32:25.000 She doesn't want the awards.
02:32:27.000 Hello.
02:32:27.000 My name is Sachin Littlefeather.
02:32:30.000 I'm Apache, and I am president of the National Native American Affirmative Image Committee.
02:32:36.000 I'm representing Marlon Brando this evening, and he has asked me to tell you in a very long speech, which I cannot share with you presently because of time, but I will be glad to share with the press afterwards, that he very regretfully cannot accept This very generous award.
02:32:57.000 And the reasons for this being are the treatment of American Indians today by the film industry.
02:33:06.000 Excuse me.
02:33:16.000 And on television, in movie reruns, and also with recent happenings at Wounded Knee.
02:33:24.000 I beg at this time that I have not intruded upon this evening and that we will in the future our hearts and our understandings will meet with love and generosity.
02:33:38.000 Thank you on behalf of Marlon Brando.
02:33:46.000 That's heavy.
02:33:47.000 I mean, she'd get a...
02:33:48.000 She'd have had a 40-minute standing ovation.
02:33:51.000 Like, think about...
02:33:52.000 They booed her, too, though.
02:33:53.000 Did you hear that?
02:33:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:33:54.000 But think about it now.
02:33:56.000 Like, that's...
02:33:56.000 It would be...
02:33:58.000 Yeah.
02:33:59.000 That is crazy, because they did...
02:34:00.000 They booed her, which felt like the...
02:34:04.000 The more mood of the crowd and the people taking the chances with the people clapping.
02:34:07.000 That was agents, guaranteed.
02:34:09.000 Yeah.
02:34:09.000 That was some William Morris agents.
02:34:10.000 Boo!
02:34:11.000 Fuck you!
02:34:12.000 I'm doing coke.
02:34:13.000 Here we go.
02:34:14.000 Some guy doing coke who just wanted the fucking award show to be over.
02:34:17.000 And a godfather.
02:34:17.000 I mean, to be that big of an award.
02:34:20.000 I know.
02:34:21.000 The biggest.
02:34:21.000 It's one of the biggest movies ever.
02:34:23.000 It's one of the most classic films of all time.
02:34:26.000 1973. Yeah, so, you know, this Leguizamo thing, I just want to say, I think John Leguizamo is awesome.
02:34:33.000 I love him in everything.
02:34:34.000 He's great in everything.
02:34:35.000 It's not a knock on him.
02:34:37.000 It's just, I just wish that wasn't an issue, but I get it.
02:34:41.000 I do get it.
02:34:43.000 I do get how you, I mean, after what looking like, especially the Marlon Brando, I mean, the John Wayne Genghis Khan thing, it's like fucking so preposterous.
02:34:53.000 It's just one of those things, it's just like, that business is fucking nuts.
02:34:59.000 It is nuts.
02:35:01.000 Spending hundreds of millions of dollars.
02:35:03.000 Do you know they just scrapped, they made a Batgirl movie and just scrapped it?
02:35:07.000 Just threw it away, right?
02:35:09.000 They decided they're not going to release it?
02:35:11.000 Why would they not just release it?
02:35:13.000 How do you get to the point where you go, I'd rather lose the money?
02:35:16.000 The argument was that it was made for streaming when everything started headed towards just streaming, and now that they're back towards theatrical releases, maybe they think it won't make the money, so they're not going to put it out.
02:35:28.000 What does that mean?
02:35:29.000 It won't make the money so they're not going to put it out?
02:35:31.000 I don't know.
02:35:32.000 I don't get their logic.
02:35:33.000 Yeah.
02:35:34.000 Is that that coffee?
02:35:34.000 Yeah.
02:35:35.000 Count some coffee, son.
02:35:36.000 Sorry.
02:35:36.000 Yeah, I mean, why would they do that?
02:35:39.000 Why wouldn't they just...
02:35:40.000 Like, try to get it back.
02:35:41.000 I don't know why.
02:35:42.000 Unless it really sucks.
02:35:45.000 But yeah, then go sell it to streamers.
02:35:48.000 I hope it doesn't really suck.
02:35:50.000 Hollywood's got a whole business of just, you've got all this stuff that's not ever seen the light of day, that if you put it out as kind of like no pressure, These pilots, these movies, I don't know.
02:36:04.000 And people would go crazy about that.
02:36:06.000 Well, they must have thought that they could redo it.
02:36:11.000 That's the only thing that makes sense to me.
02:36:13.000 To have one shot at making this awesome Batgirl movie, they want to really nail it, so let's try it again.
02:36:20.000 Maybe that's it.
02:36:22.000 Because you've got to realize, those are billion dollar franchises.
02:36:25.000 If you get a Batman franchise or an Avengers franchise, those are fucking guaranteed blockbusters.
02:36:32.000 I'm there.
02:36:33.000 I'm there for Avengers.
02:36:34.000 When Avengers come out, I watch all those.
02:36:36.000 I fucking love them.
02:36:37.000 Warner Brothers cuts its losses by axing $90 million Batgirl movie.
02:36:44.000 They spent $90 million and they're just going to toss it?
02:36:47.000 HBO Max went to Disney.
02:36:49.000 But what if they had like some fucking wizard, some like the cleaner from Pulp Fiction come in and explain things to them?
02:36:58.000 Like isn't it gonna all be, like where do you think entertainment will be with, you got Amazon, you got Disney Plus, I mean, is it gonna just be like you have those, and then you're just picking a la carte?
02:37:10.000 Like, if you want a series, you're following, I guess, a person?
02:37:15.000 I think the future is like a substack-type situation, where you subscribe to individual things that you want.
02:37:22.000 I think it's gonna be more like that.
02:37:24.000 And it'll have to be more reasonable.
02:37:26.000 I mean, I think that makes a lot of sense.
02:37:29.000 But I think, if I was a big corporation, I would do exactly what they're doing.
02:37:33.000 I mean, for their bottom line, just buy up everything, you know?
02:37:37.000 Like, didn't Disney just buy HBO? Yeah.
02:37:39.000 Right?
02:37:40.000 So, like, they own everything.
02:37:41.000 They own ESPN. Yeah.
02:37:42.000 They own a lot of shit.
02:37:44.000 And, you know, there's a lot of companies that do that.
02:37:47.000 And it makes sense to me, I mean, if I was a company, but as, you know, someone who put stuff out, if I was a guy who made movies, I'd be a little concerned.
02:37:58.000 I'd be like, wow, there's less people to bargain with.
02:38:01.000 How many people are making movies?
02:38:02.000 What if it becomes just two giant movie studios?
02:38:08.000 That's it.
02:38:08.000 It's the only place you can get your movie made.
02:38:11.000 There's a show called The Chosen.
02:38:15.000 You heard of that?
02:38:15.000 No.
02:38:16.000 It's about Jesus, the life of Christ.
02:38:22.000 The guys that...
02:38:23.000 I met the guys that did this.
02:38:25.000 They were...
02:38:26.000 This studio, I believe, was behind...
02:38:28.000 You know Dry Bar Comedy?
02:38:30.000 No.
02:38:30.000 It was clean.
02:38:31.000 It was all clean, and they've been on Facebook.
02:38:34.000 But this Chosen's that they made has got...
02:38:38.000 It's like through the roof how many people have watched this show.
02:38:41.000 What is it about?
02:38:42.000 Christ.
02:38:44.000 I think it's through the perspective of the people.
02:38:48.000 Most things are through Jesus' perspective, and this is through the people around theirs' perspective.
02:38:54.000 I don't know a ton.
02:38:55.000 I've only seen a little.
02:38:57.000 I haven't got to watch the whole thing.
02:38:58.000 But it's got the views of it.
02:39:01.000 I think you can buy it on Amazon now.
02:39:03.000 They just made their own app.
02:39:06.000 And so they just went and they made an app called The Chosen, and you went to that app, and you watched that show.
02:39:13.000 And I believe it got, I mean, millions upon millions of views.
02:39:19.000 And it's a series, and it was a very, they did all the ad behind it, they did all the, very word of mouth, very, but I think the ads and all that stuff behind it, and they just started this, they're just like, that's their thing, The Chosen.
02:39:32.000 And then it was an app, and you go watch that show there.
02:39:35.000 That's wild.
02:39:36.000 Do you think that speaks to an opportunity for anyone to do that with any kind of film?
02:39:40.000 Or do you think that speaks to the lack of representation of Christian films?
02:39:45.000 I mean, that helps, but I think anyone can do it.
02:39:49.000 Anyone can do it.
02:39:50.000 And you've got to think that is...
02:39:52.000 Being a film about Christ, it's a very...
02:39:57.000 A lot of people are Christians here.
02:39:59.000 A crazy amount of Christians.
02:40:01.000 So people do want to go see that, and that could not be being shown.
02:40:06.000 But it also just shows you, you know, it's all about specials and all this stuff where you could go, I don't know, if I go find an audience, And this audience wants to do it, like, why don't you have, I could have a Nate Bargetti app and I put my specials on there.
02:40:20.000 And you have a Joe Rogan app and you do the specials and then you do, maybe you're like, I want to write a TV show and shoot it with my friends.
02:40:27.000 And then that goes on there and you become your own studio.
02:40:31.000 And that's what the, I mean, the thing that keeps that from happening is it's very expensive.
02:40:36.000 To go shoot this stuff and to go do all this stuff.
02:40:39.000 But cameras and everything is, I mean, someone could probably shoot something with a phone.
02:40:44.000 No, 100% could.
02:40:45.000 They've done films with phones, with iPhones.
02:40:47.000 They're so good now, man.
02:40:49.000 And, you know, the other thing is, the ability to stream from your phone onto a television is wild.
02:40:55.000 Easy.
02:40:56.000 You could watch anything and you could just press, you know, whatever you use.
02:40:59.000 You could use the Google version, the Apple version, and bam, you're watching it on your television like it's perfect.
02:41:05.000 It looks perfect.
02:41:05.000 And it's even a better remote because you get to be like...
02:41:08.000 You pause it on your phone.
02:41:09.000 Yeah.
02:41:10.000 You rewind it exactly to where you want it with your finger.
02:41:13.000 I mean, the big business is going to have to compete with individuals because if everybody starts figuring their own kind of thing out, then it's like...
02:41:21.000 But if you want to have a bunch of actors, and you want to have a script, and you want to have explosions, and you want to have superheroes, you need a lot of money.
02:41:29.000 If you want to make an Avengers movie, you need a lot of fucking money.
02:41:33.000 You can't compete with that, or maybe you'd have to have money behind it.
02:41:38.000 But I don't go watch Avengers.
02:41:40.000 I'm not the biggest superhero.
02:41:42.000 So if you're going to miss out on...
02:41:47.000 I mean, there's not that many of, you know, it's like Avengers, like these giant, like Jurassic Park or like these kind of giant things.
02:41:54.000 Right.
02:41:55.000 But then outside of that, the movie industry is like, it's not made, you know, you could go, you can't go make, I don't know, like Pelican Brief.
02:42:03.000 I'm just trying to name a movie that's like our, you know, The Net, Sandra Bullock.
02:42:07.000 I'm just naming some, like, you can't go make that movie.
02:42:10.000 If you go, and then talk about Brendan Fraser.
02:42:13.000 He goes off the planet, no one sees him for a while.
02:42:15.000 Well, then you're like, go get Brendan Fraser.
02:42:17.000 You get a guy that's a bona fide star that they just kind of don't use.
02:42:22.000 And then you're like, you want to do this, like, you know, you get writers that can't get into Hollywood or you don't know about, like, and then you could make something...
02:42:31.000 Unreal.
02:42:31.000 That's a real good point because all you'd have to do is catch someone's eye on social media where it's like real good.
02:42:37.000 You know, it's like, this is fucking compelling.
02:42:39.000 This is funny.
02:42:40.000 Word of mouth gets around it.
02:42:41.000 And then make it reasonable for them to get it.
02:42:44.000 Yeah.
02:42:44.000 Yeah.
02:42:45.000 I mean, people are doing that with respect.
02:42:46.000 Like Schultz just did that with his comedy special.
02:42:48.000 He bought it back from the streamer and released it on his website.
02:42:53.000 Direct to fans.
02:42:54.000 Yeah.
02:42:56.000 It's very...
02:42:57.000 If you're not going to only buy these certain things, these giant things, and it's the big corporations, then that's where it's a problem for...
02:43:06.000 Well, the creators are not...
02:43:08.000 There's only so many of those stars.
02:43:11.000 So if you're only going to be like, well, we can only put them in it because we need to make our money back, and you're not taking zero chances, then you're creating underneath you A network that will overtake you, I believe.
02:43:22.000 You're just creating too much talent.
02:43:25.000 You look at Mr. Beast on YouTube.
02:43:27.000 That guy might have been on Disney if it was the 90s, but instead you let that guy figure out how to become his own person.
02:43:35.000 Now you're competing with that guy.
02:43:38.000 Right.
02:43:39.000 Versus competing with a show that you own.
02:43:42.000 Exactly.
02:43:42.000 That dude's on his own.
02:43:43.000 He's on his own and he's very intelligent about it.
02:43:46.000 What he does is he makes these things that are really fun and he figures out like what's most compelling.
02:43:54.000 He pays attention to like the metrics and the numbers and what attracts people.
02:43:59.000 Like the picture that you show, you know, and the title of the video.
02:44:05.000 Very important.
02:44:06.000 All those things are very important.
02:44:07.000 And he spends all of his money producing the show.
02:44:12.000 He makes a shitload of money and pours it all back into the show.
02:44:15.000 He lives a very modest life.
02:44:17.000 That's authentic.
02:44:18.000 And that's what I think people are buying now.
02:44:21.000 He also translates it into multiple languages.
02:44:24.000 He has people that work for him.
02:44:25.000 See, that guy knows how to do a business and knows how to do that stuff.
02:44:28.000 So if that guy can make it and then he's like, I'll be a company that starts doing it for other people, I mean, then that guy becomes Netflix.
02:44:38.000 Well, let me tell you something.
02:44:39.000 That guy could just do that with movies.
02:44:41.000 He could do that with anything.
02:44:42.000 Like, he has this mind for organizing and putting things together and figuring out what people like.
02:44:46.000 And he's like a genuinely fun, intelligent, likable guy.
02:44:50.000 So he puts that all together.
02:44:52.000 He could...
02:44:53.000 He could focus that on anything.
02:44:55.000 Like, he probably likes movies.
02:44:56.000 We all like movies.
02:44:57.000 Yeah.
02:44:57.000 If he said, let me get together with a bunch of people that make, you know, really fucking cool scripts.
02:45:01.000 I want to make a movie.
02:45:02.000 Yeah, a bunch of people who are actors, who nobody knows.
02:45:05.000 Well, there's a lot of them, man.
02:45:06.000 Acting, there's a lot of people that are really good.
02:45:08.000 Way more than...
02:45:08.000 Working in theater somewhere, you know, that are really good.
02:45:11.000 That's hard to compete with.
02:45:13.000 Yeah.
02:45:13.000 Because you can't...
02:45:14.000 It's not...
02:45:15.000 It's a punch that you don't see where it's coming from.
02:45:19.000 And you're like, what is it?
02:45:20.000 And it's someone that's high up that's like...
02:45:23.000 YouTube?
02:45:23.000 Who watches YouTube?
02:45:25.000 And then you're like, the next 50 years, that person's going to sound like the dumbest person that's ever lived.
02:45:29.000 I watch YouTube, but I don't watch it like my daughter and the kids, they're not even watching TV. They're only watching YouTube.
02:45:37.000 That's what most kids are doing.
02:45:39.000 They're watching TikTok.
02:45:40.000 They're watching YouTube.
02:45:41.000 They're watching just whatever nonsense pops up on their feed.
02:45:45.000 If you create something, like I always thought about YouTube, like, What if you write a scripted show and you just put it out on your YouTube thing for free?
02:45:55.000 I'm thinking about trying to start shooting some stuff and just being like, alright, I'll try to write sketches.
02:46:02.000 Not really sketches, but it's like a 10 minute version of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
02:46:07.000 And I'm going to just try to go shoot that on my own and put it out on my YouTube.
02:46:11.000 And then just see what happens.
02:46:12.000 Well, that's an actual crafted thing.
02:46:15.000 And I know writers, I know all the comics, all of us that have been doing this for a long time, people that are acting, and you can find people to be in it.
02:46:24.000 And you're like, alright, I'll just pay for this, and it goes on YouTube, and just see where it goes from there.
02:46:30.000 It's like, I don't know, why can't you not, you know, do that if you keep the cost down?
02:46:34.000 I think you certainly could if you were motivated.
02:46:36.000 If you're motivated and, you know, you had a good group of people that you collaborate with, you could do that.
02:46:42.000 I bet there's some really fucking intelligent, creative people out there that can make all kinds of wild films.
02:46:47.000 And if, you know, if you don't have special effects and all you need is, you know, a music soundtrack, like, you can kind of do that with, like, can't you do that with GarageBand?
02:46:56.000 Couldn't you, like, make a music soundtrack, basically?
02:46:59.000 I've never used it.
02:47:00.000 I know Red Band makes all kinds of crazy music with GarageBand.
02:47:03.000 You can definitely do it, yeah.
02:47:04.000 So you could have, like, piano playing, you could have all the kind of, you know, musical uncoutrements that people love in film.
02:47:11.000 Which is really weird, right?
02:47:13.000 We just accept scenes where music starts playing that tells us the mood.
02:47:18.000 Isn't that weird?
02:47:19.000 Yeah.
02:47:19.000 Because if it doesn't have that, it feels odd.
02:47:21.000 But when it has it, it feels completely natural.
02:47:24.000 It's like we're totally programmed.
02:47:26.000 Like imagine if you were talking to your wife and you're like, hey, you know, I was thinking about the other day.
02:47:33.000 And then you give her a big hug and music starts playing.
02:47:36.000 You'd be like, What the fuck is going on?
02:47:38.000 What is this music?
02:47:40.000 Why is there music playing?
02:47:41.000 We're just accepting that there's people in this tense moment and music playing.
02:47:50.000 There's a gunfight and there's a soundtrack to the gunfight.
02:47:53.000 What the fuck is this?
02:47:55.000 That's why I have trouble being like, how do you not know this is happening?
02:47:57.000 You don't hear the soundtrack?
02:47:59.000 You don't hear the soundtrack?
02:48:01.000 We just accept that there's a soundtrack Well, you'll have people start doing stuff like that, Willow Creek that you're showing, which is like the Blair Witch.
02:48:11.000 Like, Blair Witch was like such a crazy...
02:48:13.000 when that came out.
02:48:14.000 Yeah.
02:48:15.000 It was insane.
02:48:16.000 We all thought...
02:48:17.000 everybody thought it was real.
02:48:19.000 Everybody's like, is it real?
02:48:20.000 Is it nuts?
02:48:21.000 I heard it was real.
02:48:22.000 Yeah, I heard it was real.
02:48:23.000 But it was like, it made it so fun.
02:48:25.000 Well, that was shot on nothing.
02:48:29.000 Yeah.
02:48:43.000 Where no one's going to want to watch a polished thing.
02:48:46.000 Maybe in 10 years, I don't want to see something polished.
02:48:49.000 That's weird.
02:48:50.000 It's weird for me to see it polished.
02:48:52.000 I want something that's got a little originality in the way it was shot, or it feels like a little, you know, it's got a little bit texture to it, because everything is too...
02:49:01.000 Polished.
02:49:01.000 Right, right.
02:49:02.000 And so then you got this other world that's building up that you have no idea that exists, and now it's a big problem.
02:49:10.000 And then you start going, well, I'll just go there.
02:49:12.000 And then, like with YouTube, comics put in specials.
02:49:16.000 If you don't keep it going and moving forward and building, Then it's going to be like, well, then you force people to go do other things.
02:49:24.000 And then the other things become the thing.
02:49:26.000 Yeah.
02:49:27.000 And then you're like, well, now what I did, you look at Netflix, like, you know, Comedy Central was, that was it.
02:49:32.000 Comedy Central was it.
02:49:33.000 But don't you think there's always going to be that place for the big movie?
02:49:37.000 That's the argument for the stars.
02:49:39.000 The place is there.
02:49:40.000 But I mean, those stars, so, but...
02:49:42.000 The competition, what are you going to do?
02:49:44.000 Try to go, if it's Chris Pratt's turn to be the star, well, he's young.
02:49:49.000 So you're going to try to take his job?
02:49:51.000 No one's going to take a chance on someone else.
02:49:54.000 And I like Chris Pratt.
02:49:57.000 But it's like, Chris Pratt's just there.
02:49:59.000 So he's like, you're not going to get those jobs.
02:50:01.000 So then those people go, well, I guess I go find a different way to get a job.
02:50:04.000 Well, that means you have all these great actors that are going to go do these things that are your competitor.
02:50:11.000 That could essentially be your competitor.
02:50:13.000 I guess you could look at it that way, or you could look at more people making cool stuff.
02:50:18.000 Well, I'm talking about their business.
02:50:21.000 But even if you're a business, you can only make so many fucking movies.
02:50:23.000 And when the movie business is booming, it's booming for everybody.
02:50:27.000 When people get confidence in movies and a bunch of really good movies come out in a row, people want to go to the movies.
02:50:34.000 You have a good experience at the movies.
02:50:35.000 Oh, I went to see that.
02:50:36.000 Oh, I heard this is fucking awesome.
02:50:37.000 Let's go see it.
02:50:39.000 That's good for movies.
02:50:40.000 It's good for everybody.
02:50:42.000 They don't think about it that way.
02:50:43.000 They think about it in terms of, I get it, opening weekend, we're going to be competing against Batman, and fuck, it should be scheduled two weeks later or three weeks later.
02:50:53.000 But everything feels like a big event.
02:50:55.000 It feels like there's too many big events.
02:50:57.000 Here's a big while, like UFC. But UFC feels like it has its events, and they just time it out very perfectly, where it's always around the corner.
02:51:07.000 You're like, I can't wait to see that event.
02:51:08.000 We have an event almost every week.
02:51:11.000 Yeah, but it's not the, you know, it's like there's the events, and then there's the other fights, and then like, but you have, like, it's really good at hyping these events.
02:51:18.000 I see what you're saying.
02:51:19.000 The big ones, the big title fights.
02:51:21.000 And they go, and like now, I feel, sometimes in movies, it's like they, I might be contradicting my whole point as I realize I'm saying this.
02:51:31.000 It's okay.
02:51:32.000 I was saying maybe they do too many of those movies.
02:51:35.000 It's like too many Jurassic Park.
02:51:37.000 Like Spider-Man, when Spider-Man came out, you're like, alright dude, I can't watch.
02:51:41.000 There's been 15 of them.
02:51:43.000 There's seven different dudes.
02:51:45.000 There's seven different dudes, and we're not pretending that you're not just right.
02:51:48.000 Like, is there not...
02:51:49.000 Create a new character.
02:51:51.000 Well, they kind of did with the Spider-Verse.
02:51:53.000 They did a nice flip on it with the animated one.
02:51:56.000 That's my favorite.
02:51:57.000 Did you see that one?
02:51:58.000 I didn't see it, but I heard about it.
02:51:59.000 That's really good.
02:51:59.000 I heard it was awesome.
02:52:00.000 It's really good.
02:52:01.000 I hear all of them are awesome.
02:52:03.000 They're all great.
02:52:03.000 Because they're going to be great.
02:52:04.000 Yeah, but that's the point.
02:52:06.000 Well, you have a good point there, in that each one of those Spider-Men, other than...
02:52:11.000 Who's the first one?
02:52:12.000 Tobey Maguire.
02:52:13.000 Tobey Maguire.
02:52:13.000 He was the first one, right?
02:52:15.000 He was already famous.
02:52:16.000 Tobey, Andrew Garfield, Tom.
02:52:18.000 But with the other guys afterwards, Tom Holland was already famous.
02:52:21.000 He was already famous.
02:52:21.000 Andrew Garfield was the other one.
02:52:23.000 Was he famous already?
02:52:24.000 Sort of.
02:52:25.000 Not really though, right?
02:52:26.000 Not like Spider-Man famous.
02:52:26.000 He was in like one or two movies maybe.
02:52:27.000 Right.
02:52:28.000 These all probably blew them up in the start.
02:52:30.000 But you have to be young to be Peter Parker because he's a high school student.
02:52:35.000 But I understand your point earlier made sense to me.
02:52:37.000 A college student.
02:52:39.000 These guys selling, like the Tom Hanks, they're selling tickets and Brad Pitt and all these.
02:52:43.000 Where you could be like, if you're Tobey Maguire and you're these other guys, you have to prove that you can sustain the career.
02:52:51.000 Right.
02:52:52.000 Which is something to be said.
02:52:55.000 Which, I'm actually a big fan of being, the longer you're in this business, the more you realize career length is, it's very impressive.
02:53:04.000 And if you can sustain it, that's something in its own right.
02:53:08.000 Anybody can be, not anybody, but being a flash in the pan and being hot in the moment, but being able to carry it is very hard to do.
02:53:15.000 Sports and any, like, everything.
02:53:17.000 Right.
02:53:18.000 Comedy.
02:53:18.000 When you speak to a comic and they were like, I've been doing it for 25 years, 30 years, 40 years, you're like, that's insane.
02:53:23.000 Yeah.
02:53:24.000 How's that?
02:53:24.000 We're made this career on just our dumb brain.
02:53:28.000 Right.
02:53:29.000 Words.
02:53:30.000 We got nothing.
02:53:32.000 So it's always impressive.
02:53:34.000 So I understand that aspect of, yeah, these people that sustain these long careers, maybe it is.
02:53:40.000 No one's come up behind them and completely taken over.
02:53:43.000 Robert Pattinson's probably one.
02:53:45.000 Because he's in the new Batman.
02:53:47.000 Like, that guy was Twilight, and now that guy seems like he's getting, like, real acting.
02:53:51.000 Like, he's like a, will be the next kind of star.
02:53:54.000 That'll be in a lot of stuff, you know.
02:53:57.000 Yeah, there's always those guys, and people like them in films.
02:53:59.000 You see them as, like, a co-star in a few films, and then they take off.
02:54:03.000 It's a fucking horrible road if you don't make it.
02:54:08.000 I've met a lot of people that never made it.
02:54:11.000 That's why I like comedy.
02:54:13.000 It's more of a meritocracy.
02:54:16.000 There's at least some control.
02:54:19.000 And it can be at least a little in your hands.
02:54:22.000 I don't think we disagree about this movie thing.
02:54:24.000 I think we're just looking at it in different ways.
02:54:26.000 I think I agree with you that it opens up the door for all these people to do creative stuff because the barrier for entry with really being able to have a phone and a tripod and you can film some shit.
02:54:36.000 That's real.
02:54:37.000 And that this is going to open up the door to a lot of really creative people, for sure.
02:54:42.000 And a lot of people that have been overlooked.
02:54:43.000 But I think that's good.
02:54:44.000 I think it's going to have the opportunity for the cream to rise to the top.
02:54:49.000 Stuff that's really good just get virally shared.
02:54:53.000 People can do a lot today with just simple editing software.
02:55:01.000 You can do a lot today.
02:55:04.000 I've seen wild videos that people make online where they splice shit together with music and they just do it from their computer.
02:55:09.000 Well, the videos I've seen with your face on someone else's, you're like, that's insane.
02:55:13.000 It's insane.
02:55:13.000 That's insane that it looks like you can't.
02:55:16.000 You've seen that guy that does Tom Cruise?
02:55:18.000 Have you seen the deepfake?
02:55:21.000 It's incredible.
02:55:22.000 Maybe, yeah.
02:55:23.000 Watch this.
02:55:24.000 It's going to freak you out, because it's not Tom Cruise.
02:55:27.000 It's this guy who sounds kind of like Tom Cruise, so it works because he does a good impression, but then they're doing a deepfake on his face, and it's Nuts.
02:55:36.000 It's nuts.
02:55:37.000 Because they're gonna be able to do this with anything, with anybody.
02:55:40.000 There's already a program that they have with you or me because we've done so many podcasts.
02:55:45.000 They can take all of your words you've ever said and make you say things in any kind of inflection that they want, in any way they want, loud, angry.
02:55:53.000 This is, this is the guy.
02:55:58.000 You're a movie star.
02:56:01.000 Are you nervous?
02:56:02.000 I said, no, Mr. Gorbachev, I'm not nervous.
02:56:07.000 He goes, well, remember how much a polar bear weighs.
02:56:12.000 I said, polar bear?
02:56:14.000 He said, enough to break the ice.
02:56:20.000 It's the last time I've ever seen Macau Gorbachev.
02:56:25.000 What's up, TikTok?
02:56:28.000 So this guy just doesn't look like this?
02:56:30.000 No, no, no.
02:56:31.000 This is a deep face.
02:56:32.000 He looks a little like him.
02:56:33.000 That's why it works so well.
02:56:34.000 It works because he's got a similar facial structure, but that is wild shit.
02:56:41.000 It's kind of broken there, you can tell.
02:56:43.000 Well, so you can see quick movements or not.
02:56:46.000 Look at this.
02:56:48.000 Hey, listen up, sports and TikTok fans.
02:56:50.000 If you like what you're seeing, just wait till what's coming next.
02:57:00.000 You think you could tell the difference?
02:57:01.000 No, no, no.
02:57:02.000 I thought the guy looked like Tom Cruise.
02:57:04.000 No, no, no.
02:57:04.000 Play this more.
02:57:05.000 This is just deep face.
02:57:06.000 Look at this.
02:57:09.000 It's the real thing.
02:57:11.000 I mean, uh...
02:57:14.000 It's all...
02:57:25.000 That's wild, dude.
02:57:26.000 Wild.
02:57:26.000 I don't know if I've seen that.
02:57:28.000 I think I thought, oh, this guy looks like him.
02:57:31.000 No, no, no.
02:57:32.000 I didn't realize what was happening at first.
02:57:34.000 What does that guy actually look like?
02:57:35.000 Do they have a photo of what he actually looks like?
02:57:38.000 He's a black dude, you're like, oh my god!
02:57:41.000 He's Mongolian.
02:57:44.000 Oh, well he does kind of look like him.
02:57:47.000 Well, that does help.
02:57:48.000 That helps a lot.
02:57:50.000 But still, that's crazy.
02:57:52.000 That means they're not far off from...
02:57:54.000 You don't have to look at him.
02:57:56.000 Look how they did it.
02:57:56.000 Look how they just take his face off.
02:57:58.000 Do that again.
02:57:59.000 Can you show that again?
02:58:00.000 Watch how they did this, because it's fucking wild.
02:58:15.000 They make a digital version of Tom Cruise's face, and then they superimpose it over his face.
02:58:23.000 I told you about that thing with the South Park guys, and they said they were going to make a whole movie with Donald Trump about this.
02:58:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:58:29.000 So what were they going to?
02:58:29.000 They were going to, and what happened?
02:58:32.000 It's on hold right now.
02:58:34.000 They didn't officially stop, but they had a whole movie script written.
02:58:37.000 They were going to have a guy that looked just like Donald Trump.
02:58:40.000 That was the idea of the movie.
02:58:41.000 Wasn't there a guy who played Trump in a Comedy Central show?
02:58:46.000 Wasn't there?
02:58:48.000 Yeah.
02:58:49.000 Or was it Bush?
02:58:50.000 Did he play Bush?
02:58:51.000 Well, there was a couple Bush shows, but there was a guy that was running around as a Trump impersonator for a while.
02:58:55.000 But was there a Comedy Central show on Trump, or it was just Bush?
02:58:59.000 It was Bush.
02:59:00.000 That's right.
02:59:01.000 They had a Comedy Central sitcom.
02:59:03.000 South Park guys made that too, I think, didn't they?
02:59:05.000 Did they?
02:59:05.000 That's my Bush.
02:59:08.000 Did they?
02:59:08.000 I never watched that.
02:59:09.000 Was that good?
02:59:11.000 If those guys made it, it must be good.
02:59:13.000 I don't recall.
02:59:13.000 Let me see.
02:59:14.000 I mean, those dudes have built their own...
02:59:16.000 Like, they're just...
02:59:17.000 Everybody.
02:59:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:59:18.000 Craig Barker, Matt Stone.
02:59:19.000 Yeah.
02:59:19.000 Everybody needs to shut the fuck up when those guys are talking.
02:59:22.000 Yeah.
02:59:22.000 Those guys have made the greatest animated show in the history of the world.
02:59:25.000 It's some of the wildest, funniest shit that's ever been on television.
02:59:28.000 I've got to do like your father did and separate the whites from the colors.
02:59:32.000 Oh, jeez.
02:59:33.000 Well, at least he believed in something.
02:59:37.000 That's my bush.
02:59:39.000 That's the smattering of it.
02:59:41.000 Forgotten masterpiece, it says?
02:59:43.000 Someone, yeah, trying to bring it back.
02:59:45.000 The shed bush is naturally a bumbling man.
02:59:47.000 Oh, they're talking about what it was.
02:59:48.000 Oh.
02:59:49.000 It's like a whole new documentary about the show.
02:59:51.000 Oh.
02:59:52.000 I never watched that show.
02:59:54.000 I don't think I've even heard of it.
02:59:55.000 I knew it was on.
02:59:56.000 I was like, this is wild.
02:59:57.000 They got a fucking sitcom.
02:59:59.000 Did you ever see those guys early on?
03:00:01.000 I saw the very first VHS tape before it was ever a TV show.
03:00:05.000 Oh, really?
03:00:05.000 Yeah, it was being passed around.
03:00:06.000 I was dating this gal that was a...
03:00:08.000 She worked with an agency, and they got a copy of it.
03:00:14.000 And people were making copies of copies and passing it around to people.
03:00:17.000 It was like a thing that was going through Hollywood.
03:00:18.000 And it was really crude.
03:00:20.000 And it was all about Brian Boitano and Christmas.
03:00:22.000 It was hilarious, like really funny.
03:00:25.000 And just bizarre, crude animation.
03:00:28.000 Like much more crude even than like the South Park you see now.
03:00:31.000 Even more shaky, but hilarious.
03:00:34.000 And then it was like a couple years later, I think it was a show.
03:00:37.000 I was like, wow.
03:00:39.000 They made something I don't recall ever seeing, and I don't know if we've talked about it.
03:00:42.000 It was called Sassy Justice.
03:00:44.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?
03:00:46.000 Have you heard of this?
03:00:46.000 No, it sounds awesome.
03:00:48.000 This is where they debuted this deepfake technology stuff that they were doing with Trump.
03:00:53.000 I've never seen these images before.
03:00:59.000 Sassy Justice.
03:01:01.000 What the fuck is that?
03:01:02.000 I have no idea.
03:01:03.000 It's a 14 minute video.
03:01:04.000 98% like this.
03:01:07.000 It's a 14 minute video.
03:01:08.000 Like this is the whole video they made I guess.
03:01:14.000 Everyone's got a mask on.
03:01:21.000 See?
03:01:23.000 It's Trump.
03:01:28.000 Is this what they were going to do?
03:01:37.000 That's what they were going to do!
03:01:38.000 Oh my god!
03:01:40.000 Oh my god, that's hilarious!
03:01:43.000 Oh my god, that's funny.
03:01:44.000 It's got to be the most fun to work.
03:01:48.000 Like, just...
03:01:50.000 Or at least...
03:01:51.000 I mean, it's hard work what they do to be able to do that.
03:01:53.000 It's insanely hard, but...
03:01:55.000 Do you think they got shut down?
03:01:57.000 Like, do you think that's one of those things where someone said, hey, you can't do that?
03:02:00.000 They said they stopped because a lot of this was...
03:02:02.000 Like, a lot of the jokes were timely, and because the timing was going to be off, it was like two years later.
03:02:08.000 Whatever.
03:02:09.000 They might be starting it up again, you know?
03:02:10.000 They might be doing it again, right about all the stuff happening now, like the raid and...
03:02:13.000 Well, it's just...
03:02:16.000 Are you allowed to do that?
03:02:17.000 Like, here's the question.
03:02:19.000 Can you have a whole show?
03:02:21.000 Can I have a...
03:02:23.000 Yeah.
03:02:24.000 Mark Zuckerberg.
03:02:25.000 Oh my god.
03:02:30.000 Jesus Christ!
03:02:32.000 Like, are you allowed to do that?
03:02:33.000 Like, look, when Kyle Dunnigan does it, here's the thing.
03:02:36.000 When Kyle Dunnigan does it, one of the things that's great about it is kind of like the South Park-y thing.
03:02:41.000 I am giving in to the fact that this is not real life.
03:02:45.000 I'm submitting to this.
03:02:46.000 He's so good at it.
03:02:47.000 He's great at it, but it doesn't look real.
03:02:51.000 This looks real real, kind of.
03:02:52.000 Well, the one on the right...
03:02:54.000 What's that guy's name again?
03:02:55.000 Michael Caine.
03:02:56.000 Michael Caine.
03:02:56.000 But that looks like Trump interviewing him.
03:02:58.000 It looks like they put a wig on Trump.
03:02:59.000 Yes.
03:03:00.000 Trump looks real.
03:03:01.000 Well, they got a guy, obviously, that, like, physically resembles his size.
03:03:05.000 The perfect impersonation.
03:03:06.000 Yeah, they're clearly not going for the voice, though, so maybe that's why?
03:03:09.000 Yeah.
03:03:10.000 Fucking amazing.
03:03:12.000 Michael Caine sounded...
03:03:13.000 Michael Caine's a little in that uncanny valley.
03:03:17.000 That's a little weird.
03:03:18.000 It looks a little sketch.
03:03:20.000 But the thing about the Kyle Dunnigan stuff is it looks fake, so it's funny.
03:03:27.000 The faces are moving all fucked up.
03:03:28.000 You know it's not really Nancy Pelosi with skeleton hands.
03:03:31.000 You know, it's rattling her jewels.
03:03:34.000 When you watch it, it's hilarious.
03:03:37.000 When he does Biden, you don't think it's really Biden?
03:03:39.000 Have you seen the Biden ones they do?
03:03:45.000 It's the funniest fucking shit on the internet.
03:03:47.000 But when Donegan does it, it's funny because it's not, like, I feel like you could do that.
03:03:52.000 This doesn't look, I mean, you can tell the hair, that's not Trump, you can tell because of the hair, but that doesn't look fake.
03:03:57.000 That doesn't.
03:03:58.000 Like, that doesn't look like a deep fake.
03:03:59.000 Oh my god, that's incredible.
03:04:00.000 Compared to the one we just watched with Tom Cruise and...
03:04:05.000 So they have a really good technology with whatever the hell they put together.
03:04:09.000 Bro, that's wild.
03:04:10.000 And there's Christopher Walls.
03:04:11.000 That looks normal.
03:04:13.000 He's talking to Trump.
03:04:14.000 I want to watch that.
03:04:14.000 If you walked by it, you would be like, I would just think.
03:04:20.000 You have no context.
03:04:23.000 That's just playing somewhere.
03:04:25.000 You stop for a second.
03:04:27.000 I mean, if he does that, you'd be like...
03:04:32.000 But then you could easily just be like, yeah, I'm not prepared to be looking out for this thing.
03:04:39.000 No.
03:04:39.000 Yeah, of course.
03:04:40.000 It is true with Dunnigan that he, it's very...
03:04:43.000 That's too close.
03:04:44.000 Yeah.
03:04:45.000 It's better being like the other way.
03:04:47.000 Yeah, like play a Dunnigan one.
03:04:49.000 Play the Dunnigan most recent Biden one.
03:04:51.000 Dude, when he did Ray Liotta.
03:04:53.000 That was amazing.
03:04:54.000 I mean, smoking cigarettes.
03:04:57.000 It was hilarious.
03:04:58.000 He does everybody great.
03:05:00.000 Bill Maher is fucking spectacular.
03:05:02.000 So funny.
03:05:03.000 And him and Kurt Metzger together.
03:05:04.000 Oh, Metzger's been hiking too.
03:05:06.000 He told me he's addicted.
03:05:07.000 He goes during the hottest part of the day.
03:05:10.000 He hikes up Runyon.
03:05:12.000 What?
03:05:13.000 My name is...
03:05:14.000 Who?
03:05:14.000 My name is...
03:05:15.000 The guy.
03:05:16.000 You see how bad that looks?
03:05:18.000 You like pie tits?
03:05:19.000 Right?
03:05:19.000 Not pie tits.
03:05:20.000 You want to see me close both my eyelids?
03:05:22.000 I get real close.
03:05:23.000 I'm quicker than most.
03:05:25.000 Let me be clear.
03:05:26.000 I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
03:05:28.000 I take my talking to your drugs.
03:05:30.000 And give super long hugs.
03:05:42.000 I'm also an ice cream guy.
03:05:44.000 Hi!
03:05:44.000 My name is...
03:05:45.000 What?
03:05:46.000 My name is...
03:05:47.000 Huh?
03:05:47.000 My name is...
03:05:48.000 Rogue Rival.
03:05:51.000 I mean, come on.
03:05:53.000 Come on, man.
03:05:54.000 How funny is this?
03:05:56.000 It is true.
03:05:56.000 It's perfect because it's not too...
03:06:00.000 It's obvious it's fake.
03:06:02.000 I'm glad him and Metzger started doing stuff.
03:06:07.000 Metzger, I've been around since I started, and he was always a guy that was...
03:06:12.000 It was...
03:06:13.000 He was, like, one of the first guys where you're like, oh, this dude, like, this is nuts, dude.
03:06:16.000 Because he was only probably a couple years older than me in comedy.
03:06:20.000 And so, like, to be that young, you know, like, and be, like, new, like, me.
03:06:25.000 And then he's, like, coming up with jokes like that.
03:06:27.000 And you're like, this is crazy, dude.
03:06:30.000 You're so good.
03:06:31.000 Yeah, he's an amazing joke writer.
03:06:33.000 Amazing.
03:06:34.000 And together, the two of them, they sync up perfectly, personality-wise and writing-wise and style-wise.
03:06:40.000 It's about the jokes.
03:06:41.000 It's about being funny.
03:06:42.000 And that's what you get.
03:06:43.000 All they care about is being funny.
03:06:45.000 Yeah, it's amazing.
03:06:47.000 And also, they did a Comedy Central pilot.
03:06:50.000 And in the Comedy Central pilot, they used a much better level of CGI, where it looked realistic.
03:06:58.000 And Kyle said he didn't like it.
03:07:00.000 He said, this is better, and I'm like, I 100% agree.
03:07:02.000 See, that's what I mean about stuff going, it's, I could, you can go sit and watch those Instagram videos that are better like that, versus when a whole TV thing and they start throwing money in it, and then you're like, well, they just wasted whatever money they wasted to do that, just to go like, eh, it's better to do it on the budget that we're doing it on this.
03:07:22.000 Yeah.
03:07:22.000 Yeah, it's one of those things where, you know, they're syncing up perfect right now with the way it's so easy to do like a shitty deep fake like that.
03:07:33.000 Like anybody could do that on their phone now.
03:07:35.000 And they're syncing up perfectly with this whole thing that you were talking about earlier, where it's like some people are getting left in the cracks, some fucking really talented people.
03:07:44.000 And, for whatever reason, somebody hasn't taken a chance on a Comedy Central or this or that.
03:07:49.000 And it's better that way.
03:07:50.000 Because the stuff they say is too wild.
03:07:52.000 Like, that's part of what's funny about it.
03:07:54.000 Yeah.
03:07:55.000 It's so wild.
03:07:56.000 You're buying into their creating personalities.
03:07:58.000 Have you seen his Caitlyn Jenner ones?
03:08:00.000 They are fucking wild.
03:08:03.000 I mean, they're wild.
03:08:04.000 When he does all the Kardashians and they only talk like this.
03:08:07.000 Nom, nom.
03:08:08.000 Nom, nom.
03:08:12.000 Caitlin does all the talking.
03:08:14.000 Find the one where Caitlin got a new vagina and she's telling everybody about her new vagina.
03:08:20.000 Holy shit, is it funny.
03:08:22.000 Oh my god, is it funny.
03:08:23.000 I've gone to where I'll start flipping through them, and then you're just like, yeah, you just get kind of lost.
03:08:32.000 I was a big...
03:08:32.000 Ray Liotta was one of the first ones I saw that.
03:08:34.000 I was like, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
03:08:36.000 The Jeff Goldblum one's off the charts, too.
03:08:38.000 He does an amazing Jeff Goldblum.
03:08:39.000 But that's the thing about Dunnigan, too, is that he's a master impersonator.
03:08:43.000 His impressions are fucking great.
03:08:46.000 He can do a lot of weird voices.
03:08:48.000 I've never heard anybody do...
03:08:51.000 Marr that good.
03:08:52.000 Like, he sounds like Marr.
03:08:54.000 He has the mannerisms, he knows the tone, the way they talk.
03:08:59.000 It's impressive.
03:09:00.000 Fuck yeah!
03:09:01.000 It's super impressive.
03:09:03.000 But that's like, for your example, they're completely independent.
03:09:07.000 It's not this, right?
03:09:10.000 First female orgasm?
03:09:11.000 Maybe that's it.
03:09:12.000 Yeah, maybe that's it.
03:09:14.000 I'm close!
03:09:15.000 To what?
03:09:16.000 Close to what?
03:09:17.000 Close to my first female orgasm!
03:09:19.000 Yeah, baby!
03:09:21.000 This isn't quite working, huh?
03:09:24.000 I need some tips on how to finish!
03:09:25.000 I've been at this for two hours!
03:09:27.000 Oh, that's doing something, baby!
03:09:33.000 Yeah!
03:09:33.000 I need to get some suction on this situation.
03:09:37.000 What is happening though, Weird Al?
03:09:39.000 Shut up, checkers.
03:09:41.000 You're distracting me.
03:09:42.000 Just what happened though?
03:09:44.000 Oh, that's a good tick, Chloe.
03:09:45.000 Thanks.
03:09:46.000 You're welcome.
03:09:47.000 Oh, I'm feeling a tickle on what used to be my pickle, baby.
03:09:50.000 Yeah, let's turn this up a notch.
03:09:52.000 Weed therapy.
03:09:53.000 All right, let's take this over.
03:09:54.000 Don't use the weed water, guys.
03:09:56.000 Weed therapy.
03:10:01.000 Oh jeez, I just squirted on checkers!
03:10:12.000 You couldn't do that anywhere else!
03:10:14.000 You could not do that anywhere else!
03:10:19.000 It's so funny!
03:10:20.000 It's so funny!
03:10:23.000 I think if they're on Comedy Central, they're going to take that into the room and he goes, this is what we're thinking.
03:10:28.000 They're like, what are you talking about?
03:10:30.000 Get the fuck out of here!
03:10:32.000 You're going to get us all killed!
03:10:35.000 He can't do this!
03:10:38.000 But you have to do that.
03:10:39.000 It's like, there's gonna be an outlet for that, man.
03:10:42.000 You know, you can bottle everything down.
03:10:45.000 Yeah, I think the outlet is, I mean, it's...
03:10:48.000 Those guys are gonna pop through.
03:10:50.000 Those guys are gonna pop through.
03:10:51.000 You're gonna start seeing people make stuff that's gonna allow those guys, and that's gonna be...
03:10:55.000 Yeah.
03:10:55.000 That's huge, because it's like, that's your funniest guys.
03:10:59.000 It's not like Kyle and Kurt are just two dudes you don't know and we don't know if they're really funny.
03:11:05.000 That's seasoned, seasoned comedians that you can count on that we know are funny.
03:11:11.000 These guys have worked behind the scenes on a bunch of shows.
03:11:14.000 Kurt's put specials out.
03:11:16.000 Kurt's toured.
03:11:17.000 Kyle tours.
03:11:19.000 This is not...
03:11:20.000 You're taking a chance.
03:11:25.000 It's a matter of whether you like their comedy or not is your objective, but them being comedy writers and creating comedy, that's as foolproof as you can do.
03:11:34.000 But what they're doing now is perfect.
03:11:36.000 I think it's building, you know, it's building mostly by word of mouth and people sharing them and spreading them, but most of them have millions of views now.
03:11:43.000 But at what point, if you go take that show, I'm saying, like, you look at it going like, so what do you want to do with that?
03:11:49.000 So if it's like Kurt and them are like, you're like, alright, I want to make you, let's make a show.
03:11:53.000 And then so you go, what do you want to do?
03:11:55.000 You want to go to HBO? You're going to someone that's going to restrict you from doing the freedom that you can do.
03:12:00.000 Versus if you have someone else that creates something, or if it goes through YouTube, or whatever it can go through where they can at least make some money or touring.
03:12:09.000 Yeah, well that was the idea of Substack.
03:12:11.000 I had one of the co-founders of Substack on yesterday.
03:12:15.000 It's like you just pay monthly?
03:12:17.000 Yeah, you subscribed.
03:12:18.000 It was originally just journalists, and now they've moved to podcasts.
03:12:23.000 They have podcasts on it now, and even videos.
03:12:25.000 They have video podcasts.
03:12:27.000 And so you just subscribe to whoever you want.
03:12:30.000 And there's no advertising, and the money goes, they get 10%, and you get the rest.
03:12:36.000 I like that.
03:12:37.000 That's a great idea.
03:12:38.000 And that, just like podcasts, opened up the door to a lot of people.
03:12:42.000 How much does it cost to subscribe?
03:12:43.000 Like a dollar or two dollars?
03:12:44.000 I don't know.
03:12:45.000 Some people make it free.
03:12:46.000 You can make it for free.
03:12:48.000 Some people, their substack is just open.
03:12:51.000 And other people, they accept donations.
03:12:54.000 And some people, they charge subscriptions.
03:12:56.000 And some people have some stuff for free.
03:12:58.000 And then some stuff, if you want to be a member, you get all of it.
03:13:01.000 So they just get you into their stuff.
03:13:05.000 See, that's the hard part.
03:13:09.000 There's only so much where you could be like, alright, are you going to be paying $80 a month for 80 different people?
03:13:18.000 Well, I don't know how much you have to pay.
03:13:19.000 I don't know the answer to that.
03:13:20.000 But I'm not saying Substack, but I'm saying the future of what everything can go to.
03:13:25.000 I love the idea of no ad.
03:13:26.000 It's the idea that you can pay a subscription and you don't have to do ads and you get the content that you want.
03:13:32.000 But it's like if stuff gets too spread out, that's where it's hard to, you know, is it hard to make a superstar out of that?
03:13:38.000 Because you're like, too much, like people are going, spending money and going two different many ways.
03:13:43.000 Yeah, but is that the goal?
03:13:44.000 Just Making superstars?
03:13:45.000 No, it's not the goal.
03:13:46.000 The goal is just do your best, right?
03:13:48.000 Yeah, it's not the goal.
03:13:50.000 I'm saying that that world kind of dies.
03:13:53.000 Maybe, or there's always going to be certain individuals that do things that are different.
03:13:58.000 Whether it's Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle in comedy, whatever it is in whatever genre, there's people that never go away for whatever reason.
03:14:08.000 And I don't think trying to figure out why Is the answer for the individual.
03:14:14.000 I think for the individual, it's like, just do your best.
03:14:16.000 Just do your best and do the best version of what you're doing.
03:14:19.000 And if you're comparing yourself to others, do it in a way that inspires you only.
03:14:26.000 Don't do it in a way that turns you into a jealous bitch.
03:14:28.000 Yeah.
03:14:29.000 Because it's very easy.
03:14:30.000 It's a natural human inclination to tend towards jealousy and bitterness at others' success.
03:14:37.000 Oh, yeah.
03:14:37.000 It's natural.
03:14:39.000 And you feel it.
03:14:40.000 You feel it the whole time you come up and then you look slowly.
03:14:42.000 I always tell people, it's like whatever you feel, slowly you're just gonna move on and then you're like, I can't believe I even cared about that.
03:14:49.000 As long as you care about yourself and you just end up, it's not that you don't complain to your friends about it or you, you know, you just keep the circle tight.
03:14:59.000 Eventing is great.
03:15:01.000 You do that kind of stuff and then you get back and just mind your own business and be like, It's hard to stick to a plan.
03:15:06.000 Because people tend to, I think people tend to think, well, this is working for this person.
03:15:10.000 And then they change their whole act to try to be that person.
03:15:13.000 Where you've got to go, no, no, no, just stay forward.
03:15:17.000 And then you keep moving forward.
03:15:20.000 Because then a lot of times you can watch the thing that you're jealous of.
03:15:23.000 You end up watching you pass it.
03:15:27.000 And at one point you were jealous of that.
03:15:29.000 Well, it's just a bad instinct, you know, because it's the same fuel that you could use for inspiration, and it's positive.
03:15:37.000 It's the same fuel.
03:15:38.000 You just decide how to use it.
03:15:40.000 You know, that feeling that you get that you're not as good, or you're not as valued, or you're not as appreciated, that feeling is fuel.
03:15:49.000 You just gotta use it the right way.
03:15:50.000 The problem is there's just a natural inclination to feel negative about the person.
03:15:54.000 Like, I've heard people shit on people that are really good, like really good, famous comedians.
03:15:58.000 Like, oh, his last special was garbage.
03:16:00.000 Oh, there's this.
03:16:01.000 I'm like, you haven't put anything out in years.
03:16:04.000 Just shut the fuck up.
03:16:05.000 First of all, you're wrong.
03:16:08.000 It's not garbage.
03:16:09.000 And second of all, it's like you're looking at it You're looking at it like it's representative of what he does.
03:16:18.000 And it is in that one particular set.
03:16:21.000 But everybody has sets that are kind of squirrely.
03:16:23.000 And one good way to guarantee you're going to have a squirrely set is film it.
03:16:27.000 Yeah.
03:16:28.000 You know?
03:16:28.000 Film it.
03:16:28.000 One show.
03:16:29.000 You got one show.
03:16:29.000 Ready?
03:16:30.000 Go.
03:16:30.000 Ooh!
03:16:31.000 Some people can pull that off, but some people, they come off like a little tense.
03:16:35.000 Whereas a regular show, they'd be like super loose.
03:16:38.000 But there's this like natural inclination to like want them to fall.
03:16:43.000 You know, you want to see them fall because somehow it lifts you up.
03:16:46.000 It's easier than you trying.
03:16:48.000 For that person to fall is easier than that person trying to...
03:16:52.000 It's a bad use of energy.
03:16:53.000 It's a bad use of energy.
03:16:55.000 Because that same energy, if you don't give in to that instinct, and I've felt that instinct many times in my life, It's a gross instinct to be upset at someone who's doing better than you.
03:17:06.000 But if you can just take that and say, oh, this is fuel for inspiration for me to get better and to become undeniable.
03:17:15.000 Be undeniable.
03:17:17.000 That's it.
03:17:17.000 Just do that.
03:17:18.000 This is Steve Martin.
03:17:19.000 The Undeniable.
03:17:20.000 Is that what he said?
03:17:21.000 I think it was his book.
03:17:22.000 That was his book?
03:17:24.000 Nah, I could be making all this up, dude.
03:17:27.000 I know he had Let's Get Small.
03:17:30.000 Not his book, but I thought Steve Martin said, Just Be Undeniable.
03:17:33.000 Or that's what I always heard he said.
03:17:36.000 He probably did.
03:17:36.000 He was a smart dude.
03:17:37.000 I didn't know he said it, but I say it too.
03:17:39.000 And I think a lot of people say it.
03:17:40.000 It's just a natural progression.
03:17:43.000 What does he say here?
03:17:44.000 Be undeniably good.
03:17:46.000 There it is.
03:17:46.000 When people ask me, how do you make it in show business or whatever, what I always tell them, and nobody ever takes note of it, because it's not the answer they wanted to hear.
03:17:55.000 What they want to hear is, here's how you get an agent, here's how you write a script, here's how you do this, but I always say, be so good they can't ignore you.
03:18:05.000 If somebody's thinking, how can I be really good?
03:18:08.000 People are going to come to you.
03:18:09.000 It's much easier doing it that way than going to cocktail parties.
03:18:14.000 Bam!
03:18:15.000 So, Steve Martin just said exactly what I said.
03:18:17.000 Or, no.
03:18:18.000 You're on the same page.
03:18:18.000 I said exactly what he said.
03:18:19.000 He said it already.
03:18:20.000 You might have said it before.
03:18:21.000 I don't think so.
03:18:22.000 You know?
03:18:22.000 I don't think so, but it's the same feeling.
03:18:24.000 That was from last week.
03:18:25.000 It's the same feeling.
03:18:26.000 Just don't concentrate on that.
03:18:28.000 Especially in something like comedy.
03:18:30.000 It's way harder in acting because you've got to get chosen.
03:18:33.000 We don't have to get chosen.
03:18:35.000 If you're doing shows, you get recognized by your peers, people take you on the road, you get working in the clubs, you start making a living.
03:18:44.000 We don't get chosen.
03:18:45.000 We get made.
03:18:46.000 We make ourselves and we have other people help us.
03:18:49.000 And that's not a thing an actor necessarily gets to do.
03:18:53.000 It's a way harder fucking road, man.
03:18:58.000 Yeah, I never envied it.
03:19:00.000 If you can get to a point where you're a fucking working actor for decades, like a John Leguizamo, or like a James Franco, there's not that many, man.
03:19:11.000 Not that many who get to that spot.
03:19:14.000 You know, how many Laurence Fishburne's are there?
03:19:15.000 I mean, how many guys, you know, there's only...
03:19:18.000 And they didn't let him be in that Wick, the last Wick movie.
03:19:20.000 Didn't he get killed?
03:19:22.000 I don't think so.
03:19:23.000 I don't...
03:19:24.000 Not the Wick, I mean the...
03:19:25.000 Didn't they stab him in the third Wick movie?
03:19:28.000 Not the Wick.
03:19:30.000 The other one.
03:19:31.000 What's the other one, Keanu Reeves?
03:19:33.000 Oh, The Matrix?
03:19:34.000 The Matrix.
03:19:35.000 What do you mean?
03:19:36.000 I don't think he's in the one that came out.
03:19:37.000 What?
03:19:39.000 Is he?
03:19:40.000 You, disinformation spreader.
03:19:43.000 How dare you?
03:19:43.000 Huh?
03:19:44.000 How dare you?
03:19:45.000 You saw it.
03:19:46.000 I think he has COVID in it.
03:19:48.000 Think he's got bad memory?
03:19:49.000 I don't think he has the vaccine in there.
03:19:51.000 I think the whole point of it.
03:19:53.000 What happened?
03:19:54.000 Why did I not think he was in it?
03:19:55.000 Because you're not paying attention.
03:19:57.000 You're eating gummy bears and taking a nap.
03:20:00.000 All this, I do not follow movies.
03:20:03.000 When you talk about the music playing in the movies, I don't think I ever even pay attention to it.
03:20:07.000 Go to the opening scene in John Wick 2. There's this fucking badass...
03:20:12.000 It's one of the best muscle car street scenes in a movie.
03:20:17.000 It's John Wick chasing down this assassin in a 1970s Chevelle.
03:20:22.000 Give me the volume, though, because it's got all this music.
03:20:25.000 Part of the thing.
03:20:33.000 This is a great fucking scene.
03:20:36.000 So this is right after John Wick 1 ends.
03:20:40.000 He's going after everybody who stole his car and killed his dog.
03:20:45.000 He's on this fucking murderous rampage.
03:20:48.000 But listen, there's music.
03:20:52.000 So there's a car chase.
03:20:54.000 It's fucking amazing.
03:20:55.000 But there's also music playing.
03:20:57.000 By the way, let me just say for a fact, there's no fucking way a 1970s Chevelle could ever keep up with a motorcycle.
03:21:03.000 Period.
03:21:04.000 End of discussion.
03:21:05.000 This is silly.
03:21:06.000 But it's still a fucking dope scene.
03:21:09.000 See, look, he's slipping in and out and John Wick figures it out.
03:21:12.000 And so he manages to get around traffic.
03:21:14.000 Everybody gets out of the way for John Wick.
03:21:17.000 Look, he's just driving in the middle of lanes and shit.
03:21:20.000 Everybody's stuck in traffic and he's going sideways around corners.
03:21:23.000 It makes no sense.
03:21:24.000 Yeah.
03:21:25.000 But listen to all the music.
03:21:28.000 It's like letting you know what's happening.
03:21:30.000 Look at him.
03:21:30.000 He's getting close.
03:21:31.000 I don't think I've ever paid attention to the music.
03:21:33.000 You've never seen this?
03:21:34.000 No, no, I've seen the music.
03:21:35.000 Pay attention to the music.
03:21:36.000 I think about that obsessively.
03:21:38.000 Whenever I watch a movie and music starts playing, I can't help but think that music is playing.
03:21:44.000 Yeah.
03:21:45.000 And also that I just accept it.
03:21:47.000 John Wayne gets out.
03:21:52.000 Music plays.
03:21:54.000 Yeah, it makes sense why they do it.
03:21:55.000 It makes it awesome.
03:21:59.000 And I think the fact that I don't notice it, maybe that's their job, is to be like, they don't want you to notice it.
03:22:05.000 Well, it's way better than without the music.
03:22:07.000 Yes.
03:22:08.000 Like, this is better.
03:22:09.000 Yes.
03:22:10.000 This shit?
03:22:11.000 Yeah, set the tone.
03:22:12.000 Tell me what the fucking mood is, bitch!
03:22:16.000 It's awesome.
03:22:18.000 But that's...
03:22:18.000 You're talking about multicam on...
03:22:22.000 With comics, that's why the multicam, I think, worked.
03:22:25.000 Because it was attached to live laughs.
03:22:28.000 Yeah, real laughs.
03:22:30.000 Yeah, real laughs.
03:22:32.000 It was nice to really laugh.
03:22:34.000 With the people.
03:22:35.000 With the people.
03:22:35.000 And the comic knows how to play off laughs, which made the energy better.
03:22:40.000 100%.
03:22:40.000 100%.
03:22:41.000 Yeah, it's infectious.
03:22:43.000 Yeah, and when you hear them when they have laugh tracks, it's a little insulting.
03:22:50.000 Who was the fucking demon who first figured out the laugh track?
03:22:54.000 How about we don't even have to have them laugh?
03:22:57.000 We'll just play recordings of people laughing.
03:23:00.000 We'll tell these dumb cocksuckers what's funny.
03:23:04.000 Have you ever seen a professional laugher?
03:23:06.000 What?
03:23:07.000 So when I did...
03:23:08.000 What?
03:23:09.000 Unless I could be making...
03:23:11.000 It might be me.
03:23:11.000 It might be all...
03:23:12.000 When we did our pilot, they had people come in.
03:23:16.000 So you could...
03:23:17.000 When you have to run through the whole thing...
03:23:21.000 You know, you can't bring in a whole audience, so they bring in four people that are great laughers.
03:23:28.000 And so you can kind of get your timing off of it.
03:23:31.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
03:23:32.000 And so you look in the crowd, it's like four people are like, ah!
03:23:35.000 Like really loud laughing.
03:23:37.000 And they were like really good.
03:23:40.000 You imagine if somebody hired them and they got busted?
03:23:43.000 They hired them to be in their stand-up comedy taping?
03:23:46.000 Oh, yeah.
03:23:47.000 Oh, my God.
03:23:48.000 The whole audience?
03:23:49.000 Well, just a giant amount.
03:23:51.000 Yeah.
03:23:51.000 Hired 150 laughers.
03:23:53.000 That'd be...
03:23:54.000 That'd be so crazy.
03:23:55.000 Yeah.
03:23:55.000 What if they fucked up?
03:23:56.000 They didn't...
03:23:57.000 Like, you're so bad, they don't know where the setups are, where the punchline is?
03:24:00.000 Dude, there's a...
03:24:01.000 I did that Comedy.TV with Byron Aaron, like, years ago, and they had the same audience for, like, seven hours.
03:24:09.000 And so there were tape in it, and by the time we went up, you're like, this crowd doesn't even...
03:24:16.000 They're laughing at all the...
03:24:18.000 You're in front of a robot audience that has no...
03:24:23.000 They're not listening.
03:24:25.000 They've been there for too long.
03:24:27.000 And so they would laugh at just, if you pause, they would laugh being like, I don't care.
03:24:32.000 Is this where I should laugh?
03:24:34.000 And I remember just the whole set, I just stared at this guy.
03:24:37.000 He had a big, he had big hair and he's sitting there and he's The whole show, he's furious.
03:24:44.000 Like, it's a guy that goes, I was supposed to be here for an hour, and y'all have made me watch every comedian that's ever lived do five minutes.
03:24:55.000 And he was so mad.
03:24:57.000 And they're getting paid very little.
03:24:59.000 And they're getting paid.
03:24:59.000 But it's not much.
03:25:00.000 Not much.
03:25:01.000 Not enough to sit through that.
03:25:02.000 No, those people are all living below the poverty line, I would imagine.
03:25:06.000 They were not happy.
03:25:07.000 No.
03:25:07.000 And you felt it.
03:25:08.000 Yeah, that's like, that's...
03:25:10.000 Almost like showbiz adjacent.
03:25:13.000 You're getting paid.
03:25:14.000 You're in the audience.
03:25:15.000 You're getting paid.
03:25:16.000 You're a paid audience member.
03:25:18.000 Yeah, it's a job.
03:25:19.000 It's a job.
03:25:20.000 It's an extra.
03:25:22.000 Yeah.
03:25:22.000 I mean, you're kind of like an extra, right?
03:25:25.000 That's a fucking horrific job, being an extra.
03:25:29.000 I'm reading through an article from LA Weekly where they were getting them from central casting, professional laughers.
03:25:34.000 To an extent, not even that long ago, they were using it instead of canned laughter.
03:25:40.000 They would put fake people in waves to laugh at certain levels, and when they would start dying, they'd replace them.
03:25:45.000 And when you say, who's they?
03:25:46.000 Who did this?
03:25:47.000 The casting director.
03:25:48.000 Really?
03:25:49.000 Yeah.
03:25:49.000 So they would hire...
03:25:50.000 Wow.
03:25:52.000 They would hire people to fake laugh.
03:25:55.000 She would screen them.
03:25:56.000 She got so good at it, people started calling her to replace their audiences with the people she could find.
03:26:01.000 Oh my god, that's crazy.
03:26:05.000 Well, it's something that no one's ever really dove into to think there's a lot of people that are really good laughers.
03:26:10.000 Well, there's also, like, I mean, they're not just good laughers.
03:26:13.000 Let's be real.
03:26:14.000 They're not just good laughers.
03:26:15.000 They're gonna laugh if it's funny or not.
03:26:17.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:26:18.000 Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean.
03:26:19.000 Yeah, not good laughers.
03:26:20.000 Yeah, you're right.
03:26:20.000 This is performative laughing.
03:26:22.000 Easy to entertain.
03:26:23.000 They're just, like, they...
03:26:25.000 Can you imagine if you, like, had...
03:26:28.000 But it makes sense that they would rig the whole thing.
03:26:31.000 We were talking about having a star.
03:26:34.000 There's so much money attached to these things.
03:26:36.000 The more of a laugh that something gets, the more people might be inclined to laugh at home, the more maybe the performers would be energized because they're killing.
03:26:46.000 It's a better product.
03:26:47.000 But it's a better product in your mind.
03:26:51.000 Yeah, it's not a better product.
03:26:52.000 It's not a better product because it's all fake and that means the jokes will not be truly tested.
03:27:00.000 Right.
03:27:01.000 That's why with comics, it's like when you go somewhere and you go do a special somewhere and someone's like, no, you're like, yo, this person's going to everywhere in America and maybe the world.
03:27:12.000 And they're trying this joke.
03:27:14.000 These jokes, the comics are like, they're the most tried thing that you've ever seen.
03:27:19.000 But what if they have already done it?
03:27:22.000 What if that's the Big Bang Theory?
03:27:24.000 What if it was just all professional laughers?
03:27:27.000 They already did it, and they made a fucking kajillion dollars.
03:27:32.000 Yeah, Big Bang was funny.
03:27:35.000 I mean, my parents loved it.
03:27:37.000 I've seen some clips of it that were very funny.
03:27:39.000 So maybe they're really good at it.
03:27:40.000 I think they're good at it.
03:27:42.000 I think that shows you that...
03:27:43.000 That was Chuck Lorre that's made a lot of...
03:27:45.000 Like, that shows you that the multicams...
03:27:47.000 I don't really think they had fake people in the audience laughing.
03:27:50.000 I think you do.
03:27:51.000 I don't.
03:27:53.000 I don't think Lauren Susburn was in Matrix.
03:27:55.000 What I'm saying is, imagine if they— We can beg to differ.
03:27:59.000 We agree to disagree, Joe.
03:28:01.000 I don't disagree.
03:28:02.000 I didn't see the last one.
03:28:03.000 I'm ignorant completely.
03:28:05.000 But what was my point?
03:28:09.000 They could do it, and it's like, what if they did do it and we don't know?
03:28:13.000 Yeah, I think they could pull it off.
03:28:15.000 I do think you laugh because other people laugh.
03:28:18.000 That's true.
03:28:19.000 If you're contagiously, you want to be like, yeah, we're going to have a good time.
03:28:24.000 Do you think any of the laughers pull the people aside and go, you know, I just want you to know, even if I wasn't getting paid, I would still laugh.
03:28:29.000 Yeah.
03:28:30.000 That was really good.
03:28:31.000 I think it would be funny to have a professional laugher.
03:28:33.000 He's like, ah, hi.
03:28:34.000 You just hear a gunshot.
03:28:35.000 And you're like...
03:28:37.000 Like, this guy just had enough?
03:28:39.000 Like, he just can't.
03:28:43.000 And all the other people start laughing because they're nervous.
03:28:47.000 It just sounds like a guy just killed himself.
03:28:50.000 They just throw him in a hefty bag and drag him out real quick.
03:28:53.000 And place him with another guy.
03:28:54.000 And everybody's just kind of awkwardly...
03:28:56.000 Lay some plastic down the seat.
03:28:58.000 Just sit right there.
03:28:58.000 He's fine.
03:28:59.000 He's fine.
03:29:00.000 We'll get someone else.
03:29:01.000 Sit there.
03:29:02.000 Jesus Christ!
03:29:04.000 That's the Russian version of it.
03:29:06.000 It's too much.
03:29:07.000 That's the Russian version of Byron Allen.
03:29:09.000 Guys are just blowing their brains out in the audience.
03:29:11.000 The guy's licking the tire because he doesn't even know it tastes good.
03:29:15.000 His whole life's fake.
03:29:16.000 Yeah.
03:29:18.000 He's oblivious.
03:29:19.000 How crazy is Russian Roulette?
03:29:22.000 Oh, I don't know how you...
03:29:23.000 How crazy is it?
03:29:25.000 I mean, I was just thinking about that.
03:29:27.000 First of all, that it's called Russian Roulette, which is nuts.
03:29:30.000 Who invented that?
03:29:32.000 Is it just Russians?
03:29:33.000 I hope so.
03:29:34.000 Are they that wild that they came up with that?
03:29:36.000 And then two...
03:29:37.000 Were you seeing that look at the Russian Instagram?
03:29:39.000 Like, look at this Russian?
03:29:41.000 Oh, no.
03:29:42.000 There's an Instagram page that's, I think it's called, look at this Russian, and it's just people in Russia doing stuff.
03:29:48.000 It's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
03:29:49.000 Did you see what they did recently?
03:29:50.000 They had a 600 versus 600 boxing match.
03:29:54.000 600 people versus 600 people in a field with boxing gloves on, and they come towards each other and just beat the holy fuck out of each other.
03:30:04.000 You have to Google that, James.
03:30:06.000 And does someone win?
03:30:08.000 Send me that link to that Russia thing, too.
03:30:10.000 Or does everybody lose?
03:30:11.000 Oh, who fucking knows?
03:30:12.000 I only watched a small clip on Instagram.
03:30:14.000 I have no idea what the context was, no idea what was happening.
03:30:17.000 But look at this.
03:30:18.000 They're running towards each other with fucking boxing gloves on.
03:30:23.000 Look at this.
03:30:23.000 These guys in the yellow shirts and guys in the black shirts.
03:30:27.000 And it's just a fucking swarm of people, two-on-one, three-on-one, four-on-one, people beating the fuck out of each other.
03:30:36.000 They go down, they're punching each other when they're down, there's no referees.
03:30:40.000 And they look like they're kids.
03:30:41.000 They all look like they're in their teens or early 20s.
03:30:46.000 Yeah, they get tired.
03:30:47.000 Well, they're fucking going full blast.
03:30:49.000 They're sprinting.
03:30:51.000 I mean, the idea that this is a fucking sport is crazy.
03:30:56.000 Like, these are the people that we're thinking about going to war with?
03:30:59.000 Settle down, everybody.
03:31:00.000 This is what they're doing when they're waiting to go to war?
03:31:03.000 Well, this is what we're doing.
03:31:04.000 We're arguing over 78 different genders.
03:31:07.000 They're beating the fuck out of each other on a football field.
03:31:10.000 600 versus 600. Just running at each other.
03:31:14.000 There's hard parts of the world, man.
03:31:16.000 Well, the fact that they have that, you said the Russian roulette, that if that was made, that's such a crazy...
03:31:24.000 You have a board game night with some families and someone doesn't go home.
03:31:30.000 Maybe a couple don't go home.
03:31:31.000 You want to talk about the awkward conversations you have on a blind date.
03:31:34.000 You're like, well, that's what you should do.
03:31:36.000 If it's uncomfortable with a guy, you're like, let's play Russian roulette.
03:31:39.000 And then you just kill the person that's uncomfortable.
03:31:42.000 You're like, I did you a favor.
03:31:44.000 Come on.
03:31:45.000 Because we're playing Monopoly.
03:31:46.000 Let's play some Monopoly.
03:31:47.000 That's the craziest thing to do.
03:31:50.000 Russian roulette is the craziest thing to do.
03:31:51.000 Yeah, where did it come from?
03:31:53.000 Are you allowed to play it?
03:31:55.000 I bet people made prisoners do it.
03:31:58.000 That was probably the first versions of it.
03:32:01.000 I bet people did it to prove that they didn't give a fuck.
03:32:04.000 You know, that they weren't scared.
03:32:07.000 I bet, yeah.
03:32:09.000 It's one of the fucking dumbest things you could ever do.
03:32:12.000 Yeah, I don't know the joy.
03:32:14.000 I guess the joy of living.
03:32:16.000 Of living.
03:32:17.000 But remember that scene in Deer Hunter?
03:32:18.000 Holy shit.
03:32:19.000 I don't think I've ever seen Deer Hunter.
03:32:20.000 You never saw Deer Hunter?
03:32:21.000 No.
03:32:21.000 Oh my god, dude.
03:32:23.000 It's an incredible scene.
03:32:25.000 With Robert De Niro and Christopher Walken.
03:32:29.000 And they're playing Russian roulette with each other.
03:32:33.000 They play Russian roulette with guards.
03:32:37.000 They play Russian roulette with the Viet Cong.
03:32:39.000 It's crazy, man.
03:32:41.000 And they make them do it.
03:32:45.000 Look at this.
03:32:45.000 Play this.
03:32:46.000 Give me some volume.
03:32:50.000 Look at this.
03:32:53.000 And they're betting.
03:32:54.000 They're betting on who gets shot.
03:32:57.000 And they're making these guys play Russian route.
03:32:59.000 Look at this.
03:33:01.000 You or me.
03:33:02.000 Look at this.
03:33:09.000 Look at them.
03:33:10.000 They got guns pointed to them.
03:33:12.000 It's just wild, man.
03:33:29.000 Oh, wow.
03:33:35.000 Fuck, dude.
03:33:37.000 Fuck.
03:33:53.000 I'm gonna will us out of here.
03:33:55.000 Put an empty chamber in that gun.
03:34:10.000 It's gonna be all right, Nicky.
03:34:11.000 Go ahead, shoot!
03:34:12.000 Shoot, Nicky!
03:34:18.000 No, no, no, no, Nicky!
03:34:23.000 You're gonna die, you motherfucker!
03:34:28.000 You're gonna die!
03:34:31.000 Go ahead, Nicky, go ahead, just do it.
03:34:35.000 Do it, do it!
03:34:37.000 Go ahead!
03:34:44.000 Bro, this is definitely not what this movie was about.
03:34:51.000 I would have went into this movie thinking it's completely something different.
03:34:54.000 Well, the movie is about Vietnam, but the deer hunter thing is he takes a shot at a deer and misses, and he will not take a second shot.
03:35:06.000 He has this ethic in his head that it should be one shot, one kill.
03:35:10.000 This guy has these morals and ethics that he applies to hunting and to life, and then he gets thrown into the chaos of The Vietnam War, and then there's a lot of shit in that movie.
03:35:21.000 It's a heavy movie, but it's a really good movie.
03:35:24.000 A really good movie.
03:35:26.000 I'm going back and watching much old movies, because I missed a lot of the movies.
03:35:30.000 That's one that holds up, man.
03:35:32.000 Was there music playing?
03:35:34.000 No.
03:35:34.000 No music when that was going on?
03:35:36.000 Kept it real.
03:35:37.000 Yeah, that was interesting, right?
03:35:38.000 We didn't even notice.
03:35:40.000 Look at what the acting.
03:35:41.000 God damn, the acting is good.
03:35:42.000 But maybe because it's like, you know what's funny?
03:35:44.000 The music is like, it's more, that's why it's more intensive a scene.
03:35:49.000 Right.
03:35:50.000 Because it's so real.
03:35:50.000 Because you're not distracted by music.
03:35:52.000 You're just having to feel like you're sitting there.
03:35:55.000 Right.
03:35:55.000 And the acting.
03:35:57.000 How good is Christopher Walken in that scene?
03:36:00.000 Jesus Christ.
03:36:01.000 Very good.
03:36:01.000 Jesus Christ.
03:36:02.000 He was in The Matrix.
03:36:03.000 And those guys that are smacking him around, how great are those guys?
03:36:06.000 Who are those guys?
03:36:07.000 That's what I mean.
03:36:08.000 You see some of those movies with those, you're like, dude, these dudes.
03:36:11.000 That guy really looks like he's forcing that guy to shoot himself in the head.
03:36:14.000 It's crazy.
03:36:15.000 I always think that in some of those movies, you're like, how, where, do we, is there just like, Some of these other countries, they're going to this town and being like, how many Oscar nominees do we have here?
03:36:25.000 And they're just yanking them out.
03:36:26.000 And you're like, these dudes are the greatest actors I've ever seen in my life.
03:36:29.000 And we don't even talk about it.
03:36:31.000 We're like, alright, thanks for everything.
03:36:32.000 And you're like, you're better than our own people, dude.
03:36:36.000 Yeah.
03:36:38.000 Yeah.
03:36:38.000 It is true.
03:36:39.000 There's a lot of, I mean, Captain Phillip, like that guy, was like, that guy became, like, that guy's a star.
03:36:45.000 It's like you end up becoming some guys that you think are gonna, they're just like, you're like, well, I don't know if they even expect him to be a star, or they're just, and then you're like, this dude's ridiculous.
03:36:56.000 Yeah.
03:36:57.000 Well, there's talented people out there.
03:37:00.000 And there's more opportunities now for talented people just to get your shit out there than ever before.
03:37:05.000 It's weird.
03:37:06.000 Weird time.
03:37:07.000 It is.
03:37:08.000 It's exciting, though.
03:37:09.000 We were talking about streaming versus putting things on YouTube last night versus doing what Schultz did or what people are doing with other stuff on Substack and other places.
03:37:21.000 It's an interesting landscape.
03:37:24.000 Yeah, it does.
03:37:26.000 It opens the door for anybody.
03:37:28.000 Anybody can go grab success.
03:37:30.000 I think there's going to be a lot more people that you're, you know, someone's going to be like, I don't know who that is.
03:37:34.000 And you're like, well, that guy's worth $100 million and he's enormous and he has a giant following.
03:37:42.000 It's you build your audience.
03:37:43.000 If you walk around with an audience, you can compete.
03:37:47.000 If you're creating something that is substantial, an act.
03:37:52.000 Create an act.
03:37:53.000 Create something that people can come back to.
03:37:55.000 Create something that people like.
03:37:58.000 All right.
03:37:59.000 I think we did it.
03:38:01.000 Happy birthday.
03:38:01.000 Happy birthday to me.
03:38:02.000 Thank you.
03:38:03.000 It's a big day.
03:38:04.000 When's your birthday?
03:38:04.000 March 25th.
03:38:05.000 I'll remember it.
03:38:06.000 I'm going to write it down.
03:38:07.000 Thanks, man.
03:38:07.000 Same day as Stan Hope and Tommy Johnnigan.
03:38:09.000 Is it really?
03:38:10.000 Okay.
03:38:10.000 I'll remember that now.
03:38:11.000 Yeah.
03:38:13.000 I appreciate it, dude.
03:38:15.000 It's fun hanging out with you, brother.
03:38:16.000 I loved it, man.
03:38:17.000 We've got to do this more often.
03:38:18.000 I know.
03:38:18.000 It'll be a lot of fun.
03:38:19.000 That's like four hours, right?
03:38:21.000 Four fucking hours, dude.
03:38:23.000 Lawrence Hissberg.
03:38:24.000 We didn't even pee.
03:38:25.000 We didn't pee.
03:38:26.000 It's very impressive.
03:38:27.000 All right, Nate, you're the fucking man.
03:38:28.000 Tell everybody it is at NateBragazzi.com.
03:38:31.000 Yep, NateBragazzi.com.
03:38:32.000 Big tour going on right now.
03:38:34.000 Yeah, you're all over the place.
03:38:35.000 All over the place.
03:38:36.000 Go to my website.
03:38:37.000 All this stuff's there.
03:38:38.000 And your podcast is?
03:38:38.000 Nate Land Podcast.
03:38:40.000 Nate Land.
03:38:40.000 Is that on everything?
03:38:41.000 It's on everything with my buddy with Nashville Comics, Dusty Slayer, Aaron Weber, Brian Bates.
03:38:46.000 Beautiful.
03:38:47.000 All right.
03:38:47.000 Thank you, and bye, everybody.
03:38:48.000 Bye.