The Joe Rogan Experience - November 16, 2022


Joe Rogan Experience #1899 - Yannis Pappas


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 22 minutes

Words per Minute

191.0748

Word Count

38,785

Sentence Count

4,014

Misogynist Sentences

107

Hate Speech Sentences

96


Summary

In this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, the guys talk about the best and worst things they like to eat, and why they like them the way they do. They also talk about their favorite foods and conspiracy theories about the origin of American food, and what they would like to see in the future of food in the United States. Joe also talks about a conspiracy theory he's been working on for a long time, about why Italian food isn't as good as it used to be and why it's so much better than what we grew up eating in America. And, of course, they talk about what they like and don't like about American food and what it's like to grow up eating Italian food and how it's better than anything else in the U.S. and why you should be eating pasta in Italy. Enjoy! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The 500 is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. and our ad music is by Build Buildings. We are working on a new album, which will be out soon. Please rate and review the album on Apple Podcasts, and spread the word to your friends about it! Thank you for all the love, support, support and support us on Anchor.fm, and send us your thoughts, and we'll be listening to the podcast! and spreading the word out to your thoughts and reviews! on social media! If you like it, we'll send it out to the rest of the world! Cheers, and shout it out on the podcast, we're listening out to all of your friends! Timestamps: and all that you're listening to it out there! - Timed it out! Love ya, Timed Outtro: Thank you, Joe Rogans - Thank You, Caitie, Gorms, Glynis, Gynn, and the Crew Out, Sarah, and Nicky, and Jack, and more! , and more. - Thank you so much, & the Crews, Rachit, Jack, Gage, and Gino, and Jake, and so on, and much more! - and much love, Joe, and a whole lot more.


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:18.000 Not much.
00:00:20.000 Just been in Austin.
00:00:21.000 Did the Vulcan this weekend.
00:00:23.000 It was great.
00:00:24.000 That's a great room.
00:00:25.000 Great room.
00:00:25.000 Great crowds.
00:00:27.000 Been having fun.
00:00:28.000 Austin had barbecue about 15 times already.
00:00:32.000 Every time I come here, I just, I don't have solid shits.
00:00:35.000 It's a tough town to have solid shit in.
00:00:37.000 It's hard to find fiber.
00:00:39.000 Do you have an issue after you eat there, when you say solid shit?
00:00:43.000 What do you mean?
00:00:44.000 What do you mean by solid shit?
00:00:46.000 I mean, I just...
00:00:47.000 Yeah, I mean, there's just no fiber in the meal.
00:00:49.000 It's just meat, jalapenos, cheddar sausage.
00:00:52.000 There's a little fiber in them.
00:00:53.000 A little tiny bit.
00:00:54.000 Not enough to...
00:00:54.000 Coleslaw?
00:00:55.000 A little coleslaw.
00:00:56.000 Get the coleslaw in there to lube up the pipes.
00:00:58.000 Yeah, I got some peach cobbler.
00:01:03.000 There is a layer of grease around it, but I don't know.
00:01:05.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:06.000 The body shape is consistent amongst people that enjoy barbecue.
00:01:11.000 Yeah.
00:01:11.000 It is a hearty body shape.
00:01:12.000 It's very pear-ish, yeah.
00:01:13.000 Very farmer fucking bear-huggish.
00:01:18.000 Yeah.
00:01:18.000 Oh, sorry.
00:01:20.000 Yeah, but it's the fucking best barbecue on earth.
00:01:23.000 You know what all came from?
00:01:24.000 German immigrants?
00:01:25.000 I didn't know that.
00:01:27.000 I thought it was like black people food.
00:01:28.000 Adam Curry explained the whole thing to me.
00:01:30.000 Germans came over here from...
00:01:33.000 Germany?
00:01:34.000 Yeah.
00:01:34.000 And they smoke their meat over there.
00:01:36.000 It's a common way they prepare meat.
00:01:38.000 So like smoked sausages and stuff like that, like those jalapeno cheddar sausages they have at Terry Black's, that like originally started out German food.
00:01:47.000 Oh.
00:01:47.000 Yeah, they're like really good at smoking meat.
00:01:50.000 Yeah.
00:01:50.000 You know, it's like when you go to Montreal and they have smoked meat sandwiches.
00:01:56.000 You know, like the Jews, that's the way they handle their brisket and their corned beef and stuff like that.
00:02:02.000 And then they do it differently over here, but it all comes from Germany.
00:02:05.000 Isn't that wild?
00:02:06.000 That is wild.
00:02:07.000 They do like their meat over there.
00:02:08.000 Oh, yeah.
00:02:09.000 I went there.
00:02:10.000 Their cuisine is atrocious.
00:02:12.000 Is it?
00:02:13.000 German food?
00:02:13.000 I went to like a four-star German restaurant in Munich and it was just, it was ballpark food.
00:02:19.000 It was like frank, applesauce, sauerkraut, and mustard.
00:02:23.000 When you go to a place like Italy, the food is so good, it's amazing they get them to go to war.
00:02:29.000 You know, like, I think that's my theory, my conspiracy theory about why English food was so bland.
00:02:33.000 Well, England dominated the fucking world forever with that bullshit-ass food.
00:02:38.000 And the Germans too, yeah.
00:02:39.000 They don't...
00:02:40.000 Nobody with fucking great food.
00:02:42.000 Thailand's not taking over anybody.
00:02:43.000 Right, yeah.
00:02:45.000 They don't enjoy life, so they're motivated.
00:02:48.000 Exactly.
00:02:49.000 Like, how'd they talk the Italians into doing it?
00:02:51.000 They barely did.
00:02:53.000 I mean, they weren't that good, no offense, they weren't that great fighters.
00:02:55.000 I mean, they invaded Greece, World War II, we beat the shit out of them.
00:02:58.000 Listen, my people are not designed for that.
00:03:00.000 No.
00:03:01.000 They're not designed to go to war.
00:03:02.000 But they were with the Roman army, which is wild.
00:03:04.000 That is true.
00:03:04.000 Back then, when syphilis was running rampant, everybody was dying when they were 12, you could get people to fight easier.
00:03:11.000 Well, was that before Marco Polo?
00:03:12.000 Like, maybe that was before Marco Polo brought the noodle over.
00:03:16.000 Like, maybe that was before pre...
00:03:18.000 Maybe the noodle ruined everything.
00:03:20.000 Ruined everything.
00:03:20.000 They figured out pasta.
00:03:21.000 Yeah, once they got the pasta, they were like, dude, I can't.
00:03:23.000 What the fuck is this?
00:03:24.000 This is too good.
00:03:25.000 I can't.
00:03:26.000 Yeah.
00:03:26.000 You know, it's interesting, the food that we consider Italian food, we think of it as East Coast immigrant Italian food.
00:03:34.000 Yeah.
00:03:34.000 I learned that from Bourdain.
00:03:36.000 He explained all that shit to me.
00:03:38.000 It's like we think of our food over here is like what immigrants would eat and they would make everything very filling and a lot of pasta and a lot of breading in the meatballs and lasagna and all that stuff.
00:03:52.000 You don't really find that that much in Italy.
00:03:54.000 Yeah.
00:03:54.000 No, you can't find a good chicken parm hero.
00:03:58.000 Right.
00:03:59.000 Or lasagna.
00:04:00.000 Yeah.
00:04:00.000 A spicy rigatoni.
00:04:02.000 That's fucking American food.
00:04:04.000 Yeah.
00:04:04.000 You get it in Italy, they give you like four gnocchi.
00:04:06.000 Yeah.
00:04:07.000 And it's like very light and they eat such small portions.
00:04:10.000 And when you're American, you're like, where is the lumberjack special?
00:04:13.000 Well, I guess that's probably real similar to a lot of Chinese food over here, right?
00:04:18.000 Like, I mean, how authentic is...
00:04:20.000 There's a lot of Americanized Chinese food with a heavy monosodium glutamate.
00:04:24.000 Yeah, I don't think...
00:04:25.000 Which, by the way, is fucking delicious.
00:04:26.000 Yeah.
00:04:27.000 There's a reason why they use it.
00:04:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:29.000 Yeah, I don't think they have General Tso's chicken over there.
00:04:33.000 Probably don't.
00:04:34.000 No, and I don't even think Indians have chicken tikka masala.
00:04:38.000 It's just they figured out something white Americans like and they went with it.
00:04:41.000 Oh, sort of like when you get Chilean sea bass.
00:04:45.000 That's not a sea bass.
00:04:46.000 Right.
00:04:47.000 That's a cod.
00:04:48.000 Yeah.
00:04:48.000 And if you get chicken in China, I think, like, it's the foot.
00:04:51.000 You know how, like, here you'll sue if you see a chicken foot?
00:04:55.000 Over there, they're like, mmm!
00:04:57.000 That's what I was hoping for.
00:04:58.000 Can I get some rat fritters on the side?
00:05:01.000 That's what's interesting about some cultures.
00:05:03.000 They take food that we would just chuck, and they make it delicious.
00:05:06.000 Like Mexicans with menudo, when you get all the...
00:05:10.000 What is it called?
00:05:11.000 It's intestines, but what is the word for it?
00:05:14.000 Tripe?
00:05:15.000 Yes, tripe.
00:05:16.000 So it's like cow stomach and stuff like that, and it's all boiled up in this pot with this heavy, thick, spicy red sauce.
00:05:23.000 You ever have menudo, like real menudo from a real, legit Mexican spot?
00:05:27.000 I haven't, no.
00:05:28.000 Oh my god.
00:05:29.000 There were some spots in LA where you could get menudo.
00:05:31.000 And there's this one, what's it called, the big burrito that was in, they have like weekend menudo at some of these spots.
00:05:38.000 Yeah.
00:05:38.000 They only cook it up on Saturday and Sunday when everyone's hungover.
00:05:41.000 It's fucking insane.
00:05:43.000 Well, the Greeks have the same thing.
00:05:45.000 It's a delicacy, and I love it, and I was raised on it.
00:05:47.000 It's called kokoretsi, which is the guts of the lamb wrapped in the intestines, and it's delicious.
00:05:53.000 And then maieritza, the soup, they put guts in the soup, and it's delicious.
00:05:58.000 Isn't that what chitlins is?
00:05:59.000 Kinda, yeah.
00:06:00.000 Isn't that...
00:06:01.000 Yeah, I think it's the same thing.
00:06:02.000 How do you spell it differently, right?
00:06:04.000 It's spelled like chitterlings, I think?
00:06:06.000 And I think it's the...
00:06:06.000 They do the pig.
00:06:07.000 It's the pig.
00:06:08.000 Is it pig intestines?
00:06:09.000 Yeah, I think it's the pig intestines.
00:06:09.000 Is that what it is?
00:06:10.000 Yeah, we do the lamb, dude.
00:06:12.000 Greeks are the biggest predator of lambs.
00:06:14.000 It's not like the wolves, it's Greeks.
00:06:16.000 Lambs are very good for you.
00:06:17.000 Oh, it's great.
00:06:18.000 It's very easy to digest, apparently.
00:06:20.000 For, like, you know, Jordan Peterson is on that carnivore diet thing.
00:06:25.000 His wife is, but she only eats lamb.
00:06:28.000 And she's found like that's her sweet spot is just only eating lamb.
00:06:31.000 It's very nutritious.
00:06:32.000 Yeah, it's sweet meat.
00:06:34.000 It's very good.
00:06:34.000 Yeah.
00:06:35.000 It's very good.
00:06:35.000 But it's also a baby lamb.
00:06:38.000 Or a baby sheep.
00:06:40.000 Yeah.
00:06:40.000 That's what a lamb is.
00:06:41.000 Yeah.
00:06:41.000 What can you do?
00:06:42.000 It's like we have a name for it.
00:06:44.000 We're just eating babies.
00:06:45.000 Yeah.
00:06:47.000 But that's what veal is too.
00:06:49.000 Like if you have a veal parmesan.
00:06:50.000 Yeah.
00:06:51.000 You're eating a baby cow.
00:06:53.000 Yeah.
00:06:53.000 But the thing is, is that worse or better than killing it when it's older and eating it?
00:06:58.000 I was about to think that, yeah.
00:06:59.000 Is it better to not let it have a good life so it doesn't...
00:07:03.000 I think it's fine.
00:07:05.000 The lamb thing is different than the veal thing, though.
00:07:08.000 Because the veal thing is actually a process where they give a baby cow anemia.
00:07:13.000 The way they used to do it, it's really horrific.
00:07:16.000 They used to tie them up, and they would feed them like, some of them were milk-fed, they would call it milk-fed veal, but I don't know if that's how they did it.
00:07:28.000 I don't know what they fed them, but whatever they fed them, they kept them in the dark, they kept them motionless, so that they have no muscle.
00:07:36.000 It's a very small amount of meat that's on it, in comparison to a cow, obviously, but that meat is just soft as butter.
00:07:44.000 Which is kinda creepy.
00:07:45.000 It's creepy, but...
00:07:46.000 Not even kinda.
00:07:47.000 But are we anthropomorphizing it, though?
00:07:50.000 Like, does the lamb know?
00:07:51.000 Does the animal know?
00:07:52.000 We know.
00:07:53.000 Yeah, we know.
00:07:54.000 We know.
00:07:55.000 That's why, you know, to me, it's always been weird if people freak out if you eat bears.
00:08:01.000 If you tell people that you eat bear, they're like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
00:08:04.000 Like, if there's a thing out there that you should be eating, it's bears.
00:08:09.000 But trigonosis.
00:08:10.000 Yeah, but it's the same with pork.
00:08:12.000 You just cook it.
00:08:13.000 Yeah.
00:08:13.000 You just have to make sure you have a meat thermometer.
00:08:15.000 Yeah.
00:08:16.000 Yeah.
00:08:16.000 It's got to be perfect, right, with bear, though, or else you've got to, like, know what you're doing.
00:08:20.000 Yeah, yeah, you can get it.
00:08:22.000 And apparently, according to my friend Steve Rinella, who's an expert in this because he actually has trichinosis, he said that 90% of all the cases in trichinosis in this country come from people eating black bear.
00:08:35.000 How many people are eating black bear?
00:08:37.000 A lot!
00:08:38.000 You'd be surprised.
00:08:39.000 You'd be surprised, particularly in Alaska.
00:08:42.000 They eat it a lot up there.
00:08:43.000 They eat it a lot in places where it's traditional to hunt there, like Montana, even in New Jersey.
00:08:49.000 New Jersey finally is reinstituting the bear hunt, because the governor, one of the things he ran on was stopping the bear hunt, but then human bear encounters rose by over 200%.
00:09:01.000 There was a lot of human bear encounters with aggressive bears.
00:09:05.000 And so they said, oh, you really do need to manage these populations because they just keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
00:09:10.000 And it only takes a couple of years for a bear to get big enough to fuck you up.
00:09:14.000 It's not like a person, you know?
00:09:16.000 Yeah.
00:09:16.000 It's quick.
00:09:17.000 Yeah.
00:09:17.000 And so then you have these four or five year old giant fucking bears running around, eating people's dogs, tearing up your neighborhood.
00:09:24.000 They're like real predators.
00:09:25.000 They don't know the rules.
00:09:27.000 They have them up by me, and supposedly, are they dangerous?
00:09:31.000 Because people are like, oh, they're not dangerous.
00:09:32.000 Of course they're dangerous.
00:09:33.000 They always run away.
00:09:34.000 Most of the time they run away.
00:09:35.000 But they're 100% capable of killing you.
00:09:38.000 That's dangerous.
00:09:39.000 It's not a chicken.
00:09:41.000 It's not a wild chicken run or lose.
00:09:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:44.000 Did you ever see that video of the two duking it out in Far Rockaway, New Jersey?
00:09:48.000 No.
00:09:48.000 Oh my god, dude.
00:09:50.000 So Far Rockaway, it's like a very nice neighborhood, a very suburban neighborhood, and there's these bears that look like they're easy 300 plus pounds, and they're going to war, knocking over trash cans, fighting the street, cars are pulled over and stopped, and they're fighting over which bear gets to raid the garbage.
00:10:08.000 Because they all eat the garbage.
00:10:10.000 When a bear finds out there's garbage in an area, he's coming back.
00:10:13.000 So look at these guys.
00:10:14.000 Imagine.
00:10:15.000 Your fucking house.
00:10:16.000 Look at the size of those things, man.
00:10:18.000 And they're duking it out right on the front lawn.
00:10:20.000 Those are big-ass bears, man.
00:10:22.000 They're shooting a fair one.
00:10:24.000 And so these bears are fighting over territory.
00:10:28.000 The territory being the garbage.
00:10:29.000 Yeah, the garbage, and also breeding.
00:10:31.000 So this is probably around the time where the females are getting hot.
00:10:34.000 So it could be one of two things they're fighting over, or both of those things.
00:10:37.000 Or just dominance, like they don't want another big male trying to take over the territory.
00:10:42.000 So these guys are like lions that are duking it out, except they're doing it in front of a fucking mailbox!
00:10:48.000 That's a giant predator, man!
00:10:50.000 It's crazy.
00:10:50.000 If that thing chased you down and wanted to kill you, you would have zero chance of survival.
00:10:55.000 Zero.
00:10:56.000 Absolutely zero.
00:10:57.000 They say don't run, right?
00:10:58.000 Don't turn your back.
00:10:59.000 You're supposed to pretend like you're a bear.
00:11:00.000 All that shit is bullshit.
00:11:01.000 It depends.
00:11:02.000 It depends on why it's attacking you.
00:11:04.000 It depends on if it's a mother with cubs that just wants to neutralize a threat.
00:11:08.000 Or if it's predatory.
00:11:10.000 And with black bears, they're more likely to be predatory than grizzly bears are with people.
00:11:14.000 Most of the attacks on grizzly bears in people, it's a surprise thing.
00:11:18.000 Or a mother with a cub.
00:11:20.000 Or occasionally an old male just having a hard time catching deer and elk, so just decides to start fucking you up.
00:11:27.000 But black bears are, for whatever reason, they've killed quite a few people.
00:11:32.000 It's not as many as car accidents and heart attacks.
00:11:34.000 Right.
00:11:35.000 But it could.
00:11:37.000 Right.
00:11:37.000 It could get high.
00:11:38.000 It all depends on...
00:11:39.000 If you let them grow where they're everywhere like coyotes are, you got a real fucking problem.
00:11:43.000 Yeah.
00:11:44.000 Not that it could, but I'm saying, if that happened...
00:11:47.000 Alright, I'm getting bear spray.
00:11:48.000 That's it.
00:11:50.000 Even bear spray doesn't necessarily work.
00:11:52.000 What takes these things down?
00:11:55.000 Bullets.
00:11:56.000 It's almost like you need to scare them off with a gun or shoot them, depending upon what's happening.
00:12:01.000 But it's fucking terrifying that people anthropomorphize those things and turn them into teddy bears and yogi bear and this and that.
00:12:09.000 And if you kill one and eat it, people will absolutely get furious at you.
00:12:13.000 But I'm here to tell you, I've done it and they taste good.
00:12:15.000 They taste good and we should probably do more of it.
00:12:18.000 Okay.
00:12:19.000 They're out there.
00:12:20.000 You need them, too.
00:12:21.000 They're a part of the ecosystem.
00:12:23.000 You need them to manage the populations of undulates so they'll eat all the calves.
00:12:27.000 Do they eat deer?
00:12:28.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:12:29.000 They eat babies.
00:12:30.000 Because there's too many deer.
00:12:31.000 They eat mostly...
00:12:32.000 I mean, they're...
00:12:35.000 They have incredible senses of smell.
00:12:36.000 And so they can smell when a female's given birth.
00:12:39.000 So if they're anywhere downwind of a female giving birth, they're going to find that baby.
00:12:44.000 They're going to go eat it.
00:12:45.000 They eat something like 50% of all elk calves and deer fawns.
00:12:52.000 50% of them get eaten by bears.
00:12:53.000 I always wonder about that because the deer fawns, the mother just leaves the fawn, right?
00:12:59.000 In the grass sometimes.
00:13:01.000 And somehow it doesn't have a scent on it yet or something.
00:13:05.000 I don't know what that is.
00:13:07.000 How could it not have a scent?
00:13:08.000 I saw one once just chilling by itself, and we went and we petted it.
00:13:12.000 And we were like, is it dead?
00:13:13.000 Because I didn't know that that's what deers did.
00:13:15.000 And then eventually it ran off.
00:13:17.000 After I petted it again, it ran off.
00:13:19.000 But it was by itself just kind of laying under a tree.
00:13:22.000 Yeah, when they're really, really, really young, they just stay put, which is very vulnerable.
00:13:28.000 Maybe it's because they figured out the mother can't really watch them and get food, but how's the mother even getting food?
00:13:35.000 Is it just milk?
00:13:37.000 I guess it's just milk when they're that young.
00:13:40.000 I wonder how long afterwards they start eating grass.
00:13:43.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:13:44.000 But they walk right away, which is crazy.
00:13:45.000 Yeah.
00:13:47.000 We're the only animal that comes out just fucking useless for two years.
00:13:50.000 We are so useless.
00:13:52.000 Probably more than two years.
00:13:53.000 Probably two years back in the day where things were rougher.
00:13:56.000 Right.
00:13:56.000 A two-year-old dog can protect your house.
00:13:58.000 A two-year-old dog's like 45 years old in man years.
00:14:02.000 He's ready.
00:14:04.000 Yeah, two-year-old dogs are big dogs.
00:14:06.000 They're fully grown.
00:14:07.000 My dog was probably like, at five months, he was probably like 50, 60 pounds.
00:14:12.000 Yeah.
00:14:13.000 They're more ready to deal with the harshness of reality.
00:14:17.000 Not my dog, dude.
00:14:19.000 My dog's not dealing with any harshness.
00:14:20.000 Well, I mean, you know, but if you turned your dog, if you turned Marshall into a working dog, like if it was bred to be a worker, it's ready.
00:14:26.000 Well, I'll tell you what he is.
00:14:28.000 He's the enemy of all squirrels.
00:14:29.000 That motherfucker loves squirrels.
00:14:31.000 Oh, he's got it out for squirrels.
00:14:32.000 He's got it out for squirrels.
00:14:33.000 That's his number one hobby, is hunting squirrels.
00:14:35.000 It's crazy, because it's like, other than that, he's the sweetest dog of all time.
00:14:39.000 But with squirrels, he's the boogeyman.
00:14:42.000 He's a murderer.
00:14:44.000 He's just kind of...
00:14:45.000 He's kind of soft.
00:14:46.000 You know, he's a big fluffy guy.
00:14:48.000 So he's not like a fucking raptor.
00:14:50.000 Like he's really clever about how he approaches it.
00:14:52.000 But he catches them slipping.
00:14:54.000 Yeah.
00:14:55.000 He catches them slipping.
00:14:56.000 He's caught quite a few slipping.
00:14:57.000 It's cool when you see like a sweet dog and then that instinct comes out, that killer wolf instinct comes out around squirrels.
00:15:03.000 They're just...
00:15:04.000 And then they see a fucking squirrel and they lock in and they just want to murder.
00:15:08.000 My dog...
00:15:10.000 My dog did that to a skunk recently.
00:15:12.000 Oh no!
00:15:12.000 Yeah.
00:15:13.000 It's my first brush with that.
00:15:15.000 It is brutal.
00:15:17.000 That happened to me when I was 13. Dude, skunks are effective.
00:15:21.000 Oh yeah, it's horrible.
00:15:22.000 We had to get tomato juice.
00:15:23.000 This was like, when I was 13, when we had a dog that got attacked by a skunk, this is 79 or 80 or something like that.
00:15:32.000 I guess it was 1980. There was no fucking solvents you could buy at the pet store that cleaned that shit off.
00:15:38.000 You used tomato juice.
00:15:39.000 Yeah, I don't even think any of that stuff works, too.
00:15:41.000 I mean, this happened like a couple months ago.
00:15:43.000 My dog still smells like a homeless person.
00:15:45.000 It's like a homeless person sleeping in my house.
00:15:48.000 It's so crazy how effective that smell is.
00:15:51.000 It was so funny to watch, too, because I saw my dog see the skunk, and my dog's sweet, too.
00:15:56.000 She's so sweet.
00:15:57.000 She saw the skunk, and I could see in her mind she was going like, oh, it's just like a tiny little squirrel.
00:16:01.000 I'm about to fuck this shit up.
00:16:03.000 So she lunges at it, and skunks are badass, dude.
00:16:07.000 They're like the NRA, like...
00:16:12.000 Gun-carrying Republicans of the animal kingdom.
00:16:15.000 Because my dog's ready to fucking do jujitsu, fuck it up, and that skunk just went, I wouldn't do that if I was you.
00:16:21.000 I'm strapped.
00:16:21.000 You know what I mean?
00:16:22.000 My dog lunges and the skunk just turns around and fucking laser beam diarrhea shot right in the face.
00:16:29.000 You were there for the whole thing?
00:16:31.000 I saw the whole thing.
00:16:33.000 Dude, they're the only animal that's strapped!
00:16:35.000 They got a gun!
00:16:37.000 It's true.
00:16:37.000 And it's effective.
00:16:38.000 They got bear spray.
00:16:38.000 Yeah.
00:16:39.000 And I read like less than four or five percent of skunks get killed by predators.
00:16:43.000 Like it's a really effective defense mechanism.
00:16:45.000 Wow.
00:16:45.000 Yeah.
00:16:46.000 And they're tiny.
00:16:47.000 And then the skunk, after he sprayed the dog, he just kind of walked away like business as usual.
00:16:52.000 Another motherfucker stepped up and found out.
00:16:57.000 Oh my god.
00:16:58.000 When I was a kid, I had a cat that looked like the raccoon.
00:17:02.000 And we were convinced that the dog probably thought that that raccoon, or rather the skunk, was my cat.
00:17:09.000 Because we had a biting black cat.
00:17:11.000 It was like real close to skunk looking.
00:17:13.000 It was a very fluffy cat.
00:17:14.000 Yeah.
00:17:15.000 Did he attack?
00:17:16.000 Did he stay away from it?
00:17:17.000 Like, I ain't fucking with it.
00:17:18.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:17:18.000 I think that's...
00:17:19.000 I was dumb.
00:17:20.000 I was 13. I didn't know anything about animals.
00:17:22.000 He probably knew it was a skunk or knew it was something other than his cat that he lived with.
00:17:27.000 I thought maybe he came up to it like, hey, what's up?
00:17:29.000 And then just gets a blast in your face.
00:17:30.000 What the fuck?
00:17:33.000 You're not, Tony.
00:17:34.000 The smell is so potent up close.
00:17:37.000 You know what they say it's like?
00:17:38.000 It's like, you know how a bloodhound can track a person with just like a little bit of clothing?
00:17:43.000 You know, they're using their ears and shit and all the jowls.
00:17:46.000 The reason why all that stuff is floppy is because it kicks up smell.
00:17:50.000 Oh.
00:17:50.000 You know how like disgusting people fart and then they go like that and smell?
00:17:55.000 Take a good whiff of their farts.
00:17:57.000 Well, that's wafting up smell.
00:17:59.000 Well, that's what that bloodhound's doing when it's running.
00:18:01.000 Because they're running and their ears are flopping and all the lips are, all that shit is moving around and it's sending that smell to this super powerful nose.
00:18:11.000 Well, the way they smell stuff is kind of the way, it's similar in like the ability to detect it.
00:18:17.000 Like we smell skunk.
00:18:18.000 That's so interesting.
00:18:19.000 Because, you know, a skunk can blast someone a couple of blocks away.
00:18:23.000 Yeah.
00:18:23.000 And you're driving home.
00:18:24.000 In your fucking car.
00:18:26.000 And you're like, wow, somebody got a skunk.
00:18:28.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:18:29.000 But it could be pretty far away from you.
00:18:31.000 It doesn't have to be, like, right there.
00:18:32.000 Yeah, and the wind takes it, kind of just pull it.
00:18:34.000 Apparently that's what it's like to be a bloodhound.
00:18:36.000 You're like, what the fuck?
00:18:37.000 Where's that bitch?
00:18:38.000 Where the fuck is he?
00:18:39.000 Now, a bear's nose is something in the range of...
00:18:43.000 See how much stronger a bear's nose is than a bloodhound?
00:18:46.000 Because I don't want to overstate this.
00:18:48.000 But I think it's like 900%.
00:18:51.000 More?
00:18:52.000 900% more powerful.
00:18:53.000 That's insane.
00:18:54.000 Something crazy like nine times more powerful.
00:18:56.000 Wow.
00:18:57.000 I might have exaggerated.
00:18:57.000 Right.
00:18:58.000 But it's a lot better.
00:18:59.000 Yeah.
00:19:00.000 We'll find out what the actual number is.
00:19:02.000 Seven times.
00:19:03.000 I exaggerate.
00:19:04.000 Seven times more than a bloodhound!
00:19:06.000 They use bloodhounds to find fucking people to just smell their shoes and catch them running through the woods.
00:19:11.000 Well, if you think about it, a dog has, what, like nine million more smell receptors in their nose or something?
00:19:18.000 So if you think about it that way, then a bear seven times more than that, that's insane.
00:19:22.000 Not even just a regular hound.
00:19:23.000 A bloodhound is designed for that.
00:19:26.000 So a bear has 2,100 times better smell than a human.
00:19:31.000 That's insane.
00:19:33.000 Yeah, they could sniff lunch yesterday on you.
00:19:36.000 They probably can pick out the pickles.
00:19:38.000 Yeah.
00:19:39.000 Right?
00:19:39.000 They'll just smell the pickle in the barrel.
00:19:41.000 Oh, there's pickles in that barrel.
00:19:43.000 Yeah.
00:19:43.000 There's a sandwich.
00:19:44.000 Somebody left a Chick-fil-A in that fucking barrel.
00:19:45.000 Yeah, it's insane.
00:19:47.000 When you think about how smart we are, we're pretty smart, but you can say that they're equally as smart in another way.
00:19:57.000 Like, to be able to smell like that is like a superpower.
00:20:00.000 It's a superpower.
00:20:00.000 It's definitely not smart, but one of the things that's happened is, as we've gotten smarter, we've had less need for senses.
00:20:06.000 So our senses now are like, I'm fucking so bad at knowing how to get places, and I've been here for two years.
00:20:13.000 Yeah.
00:20:13.000 Because I'm always relying on my phone.
00:20:14.000 Yeah.
00:20:15.000 Why would I fucking pay attention?
00:20:16.000 I got other shit to pay attention to.
00:20:18.000 I'm busy.
00:20:19.000 Tell me how to get to Terry Black.
00:20:21.000 Boink!
00:20:21.000 Poke it in there, and it just tells me where to go.
00:20:23.000 Because of that, I've sort of opted off that sense of direction to a machine.
00:20:29.000 I don't know anyone's number anymore.
00:20:30.000 Do you?
00:20:31.000 Do you know anyone's number?
00:20:32.000 I don't even know my wife's number.
00:20:33.000 No.
00:20:33.000 I know my wife's and maybe...
00:20:35.000 Oh, Eddie Bravo's.
00:20:36.000 I got Eddie Bravo's memorized.
00:20:38.000 That's it.
00:20:38.000 That's all I know.
00:20:39.000 Everybody else is like, I gotta look at my phone.
00:20:41.000 Yeah.
00:20:42.000 We've opted off our memory to it.
00:20:44.000 And we've opted off all of our other senses to civilization.
00:20:48.000 You know, you don't need to smell everything if you're living in a fucking house.
00:20:51.000 You're pretty protected.
00:20:52.000 You know?
00:20:53.000 Oh, you got guns now?
00:20:54.000 Well...
00:20:55.000 You barely need a sixth sense.
00:20:57.000 Yeah.
00:20:58.000 Yeah, nothing is sneaking up behind you when you're walking through the fucking woods with a bunch of guys with guns.
00:21:02.000 Yeah.
00:21:03.000 Right?
00:21:03.000 We're totally detached.
00:21:04.000 Yeah, but there's probably some atrophy and just natural detection in senses.
00:21:10.000 Do you think we used to be able to smell better before all this stuff?
00:21:12.000 Oh, a hundred.
00:21:14.000 100%.
00:21:14.000 I think every biologist would probably agree that we lost some senses.
00:21:20.000 And we certainly lost physical strength and hair all over our bodies to protect us from the elements.
00:21:25.000 Why?
00:21:26.000 Because we invented clothes.
00:21:27.000 Clothes are better.
00:21:28.000 So once you get covered up in clothes, you don't fucking need them.
00:21:31.000 Yeah.
00:21:31.000 And smell probably was super important back then, right?
00:21:33.000 Because, like, you'd be able to smell rotten meat or bacteria and things.
00:21:39.000 Sure.
00:21:39.000 And you'd also be able to smell animals.
00:21:41.000 Like, when you go elk hunting and you're walking through the woods, you smell elk beds.
00:21:44.000 You smell them.
00:21:45.000 Like, guys will turn and look at each other and go, smell that?
00:21:48.000 Smell that?
00:21:48.000 And you can smell, like, this wafty smell of elk.
00:21:51.000 Yeah.
00:21:52.000 Like, they have a very specific smell.
00:21:53.000 And that's just a bitch-ass nose like mine.
00:21:55.000 Right.
00:21:56.000 You know?
00:21:57.000 Useless fucking nose.
00:21:58.000 Yeah.
00:21:59.000 Yeah.
00:22:00.000 Maybe there's a way to strengthen it, like take it to the nose gym and just like do like sniffle lifts.
00:22:05.000 You gotta imagine those guys like the wine guys.
00:22:10.000 What are they called again?
00:22:11.000 Sommeliers.
00:22:12.000 Sommeliers.
00:22:13.000 They have a sense of smell that's probably far superior.
00:22:16.000 They're smelling the oaks and the tannins.
00:22:19.000 They're smelling the vintage.
00:22:20.000 That's part of their gigs.
00:22:21.000 They smell it, right?
00:22:22.000 Yeah.
00:22:23.000 So they train it.
00:22:26.000 They train it to get good.
00:22:27.000 It has to be.
00:22:29.000 Or they're just lying.
00:22:30.000 Or they're just doing it for show and going like...
00:22:33.000 Well, people have educated ears, right?
00:22:35.000 People like music composers, they have educated ears.
00:22:39.000 They're hearing things that probably you or I... Do you play any musical instruments?
00:22:42.000 No, I played piano when I was little.
00:22:43.000 I don't play shit.
00:22:44.000 So I don't know what the fuck's going on.
00:22:46.000 I just enjoy it.
00:22:47.000 So for me, I'm an uneducated ear.
00:22:49.000 I'm just listening.
00:22:50.000 But they're listening in terms of...
00:22:52.000 They understand where the music is going and where the beats are.
00:22:55.000 If it was written out on paper, they could read music on paper.
00:23:00.000 Right.
00:23:01.000 Do you think you could train it, though, to get stronger?
00:23:05.000 More aware, for sure, because you have more information.
00:23:08.000 So you can hear things that are farther away or lower in volume?
00:23:15.000 No wonder.
00:23:17.000 Probably not.
00:23:18.000 I think it's probably an evolutionary thing.
00:23:20.000 It's probably an over time the organ just got less powerful.
00:23:23.000 But I bet the organs vary.
00:23:26.000 Like Cam Haynes and I are the same age.
00:23:28.000 But that motherfucker's vision is so much better than mine.
00:23:31.000 My vision sucks.
00:23:33.000 Like, if I'm looking at my phone now, I gotta, like, fucking get squirrely with it.
00:23:37.000 In the morning, I don't even...
00:23:38.000 I put reading glasses on.
00:23:40.000 I don't even bother trying to read the email on my fucking phone with no glasses and screw something up.
00:23:44.000 Yeah, me too.
00:23:46.000 You know?
00:23:46.000 It's very...
00:23:47.000 But Cam can...
00:23:47.000 has no problem.
00:23:48.000 Who's Cam?
00:23:49.000 Cam Haynes, my buddy.
00:23:50.000 He's the same age as me.
00:23:51.000 So he has zero problem with his eyes, which is very disturbing to me.
00:23:54.000 Yeah.
00:23:55.000 But that's the thing.
00:23:56.000 Organs are better on some people.
00:23:58.000 It's just like some people have bigger dicks.
00:23:59.000 Some people have better brains.
00:24:01.000 These are real things.
00:24:02.000 And some people can hear better.
00:24:04.000 They just have better hearing.
00:24:06.000 Some people have better eyesight.
00:24:08.000 I'm sure people have a better sense of smell.
00:24:10.000 You don't think Ari's sense of smell is better than yours?
00:24:12.000 They're out of your fucking mind.
00:24:15.000 You're out of your mind.
00:24:16.000 If you want to fucking have a smell-off with Ari Shafir, that dude has a massive advantage on you.
00:24:23.000 He's got a snout, yeah.
00:24:24.000 That bit that he does in his special about doing coke.
00:24:26.000 It's so funny.
00:24:28.000 Oh my god, it's so funny.
00:24:30.000 His special was so good.
00:24:32.000 It really was...
00:24:34.000 I think it made me think at least like...
00:24:37.000 Damn, I want to step it up for the next one.
00:24:39.000 Maybe have it be about a theme or at least make the production look as good as he did.
00:24:45.000 I just had him on my podcast and he was telling me about how he really put a lot of money and effort into the set and even the lighting around the theater.
00:24:54.000 It looked so good.
00:24:56.000 And he'd been working on it for five years and it showed, man.
00:24:58.000 It was really refreshing.
00:25:00.000 The timing couldn't have been better.
00:25:01.000 I mean, Kanye basically was his PR. It's amazing.
00:25:04.000 The timing's amazing.
00:25:05.000 It was so perfect.
00:25:06.000 At the time, it's like the universe threw him a bone.
00:25:09.000 That's really what it was.
00:25:10.000 Like, Ari, you've been a good guy.
00:25:11.000 The universe is throwing you a bone now.
00:25:13.000 And he did the work.
00:25:14.000 He did it the right way.
00:25:15.000 He worked on it for a long time.
00:25:17.000 I got a chance to see it here at the Creek in the Cave in Austin.
00:25:19.000 And I'd seen it before a couple years back, and it was way better now.
00:25:23.000 It was just really tight, and he seemed playful with it.
00:25:26.000 And he's had such an amazing life.
00:25:27.000 I mean, that guy was basically super religious.
00:25:31.000 I guess he was Orthodox?
00:25:33.000 What was he?
00:25:33.000 Orthodox Jew?
00:25:34.000 Yeah, he was Orthodox Jew, yeah.
00:25:35.000 And quit.
00:25:36.000 To fuck this.
00:25:38.000 But he has this experience to draw upon and convert to comedy that's different than anybody's.
00:25:45.000 So when he talks about it, it's not like you or I making a joke about something crazy that's in the Torah.
00:25:50.000 He grew up on it.
00:25:53.000 He knows it.
00:25:54.000 He's an expert in it.
00:25:56.000 And he's a legit professional stand-up comic.
00:26:00.000 And he's a legit professional Jew.
00:26:02.000 I mean, he's Jewish all the way.
00:26:03.000 From soup to nuts.
00:26:05.000 It also did that thing, I think, that comedy does best, where it brought everyone together By exposing all these kind of strange things that we consider strange now in the modern world and saying like, hey man, you have that too in your religion.
00:26:22.000 And so it made you think of the stuff that was similar to those weird things in your religion.
00:26:29.000 I know I felt that way.
00:26:30.000 I was thinking about Greek Orthodox Church and all the strange things they make you do.
00:26:34.000 And you're like, yeah, we're all the same.
00:26:36.000 We just have different superstitions.
00:26:38.000 Yeah.
00:26:39.000 You know what religion is like?
00:26:40.000 It's like when Congress signs a bill.
00:26:42.000 And how much did you read of that bill?
00:26:44.000 There's a 3,000-page bill.
00:26:46.000 You got it 48 hours ago.
00:26:48.000 What the fuck are you signing?
00:26:49.000 So there's probably a lot of shit in that bill that you don't agree with.
00:26:52.000 But the bill, overall, the tone of the bill is going to do some good in the community.
00:26:58.000 So you're willing to go along with it.
00:27:00.000 That's what it's like.
00:27:01.000 That's what the Bible is like.
00:27:03.000 That's what the Torah is like.
00:27:04.000 That's what all these religions are like.
00:27:06.000 They're like a big-ass congressional bill that nobody ever read through all the way.
00:27:10.000 But you agree with it because the tribe agrees with it.
00:27:12.000 Yeah.
00:27:13.000 This is better for the community.
00:27:14.000 This is better for our people.
00:27:15.000 That's a great point.
00:27:16.000 I think that's great about it.
00:27:18.000 It's kind of exactly like that.
00:27:19.000 That's what it is.
00:27:20.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:21.000 Same fucking shit.
00:27:21.000 That's why those patterns exist in cults.
00:27:24.000 Those patterns exist in religions and in government.
00:27:28.000 It's groups of people that have extraordinary power, and they get to a position, and they control people, and they control people with an ideology.
00:27:37.000 Whether that ideology is political, or it's a Democratic Party, or whether it's religious, or it's the Catholic Church, or It's the same kind of thing.
00:27:45.000 It just happens kind of every time human beings get in a big group of people together.
00:27:49.000 Why do you think that is?
00:27:50.000 What is it in human nature that makes us...
00:27:55.000 Prone to that.
00:27:56.000 We get bored!
00:27:57.000 You think that's what it is?
00:27:58.000 We get bored!
00:27:58.000 And we want to take over a flock and start fucking everybody's wife.
00:28:02.000 Give me all the money!
00:28:03.000 We get bored!
00:28:05.000 What else is he supposed to do?
00:28:06.000 He's got his own cult.
00:28:07.000 Well, everybody's listening to me now.
00:28:09.000 Well, how far can I take this?
00:28:11.000 I'm going to start banging people's wives.
00:28:12.000 They always go there, man.
00:28:14.000 It's like the natural progression.
00:28:16.000 The caterpillar becomes the butterfly.
00:28:18.000 The fucking cult leaguer, he bangs everybody's wife.
00:28:21.000 Dude, I was flying in, when I was flying in Austin this time, I was watching a Nyx, what is it called again, Jamie?
00:28:28.000 The Albany Cult?
00:28:31.000 Nyxium.
00:28:31.000 I was watching the documentary on that, and so when I got off the plane, I was watching on my phone, and I saw my buddy Mateo Lane.
00:28:38.000 He's a really funny comic, and he's gay.
00:28:40.000 And so I was, my head was blown, so I just started talking about it immediately.
00:28:44.000 I'm like, this dude, because what he was doing, he was fucking all these girls, and he was branding them.
00:28:48.000 He was branding them right by their vaginas.
00:28:50.000 I forgot about that.
00:28:51.000 And I was talking to him and he just goes, Matteo Lane goes, it made me laugh so hard, he goes, Jesus, what straight guys have to go through just to fucking get laid.
00:29:00.000 Got to start a cult.
00:29:01.000 You have to like go through all this manipulation just to get some pussies.
00:29:06.000 That's hilarious.
00:29:07.000 You're right.
00:29:07.000 Like gay guys just throw their abs on a dating site and they're just like, let's fuck.
00:29:10.000 Inundated.
00:29:11.000 I wonder how they get anything done.
00:29:13.000 Like I have a buddy of mine.
00:29:14.000 He's a good looking guy and he's on the dating apps and he fucking can't get anything done.
00:29:18.000 And he told me he's swearing off the apps now.
00:29:20.000 Yeah.
00:29:20.000 You know, but when we were talking about...
00:29:22.000 Will.
00:29:24.000 Will Harris.
00:29:25.000 Sorry, Will.
00:29:26.000 He talked about it on the podcast though, right?
00:29:28.000 He did, right?
00:29:28.000 Yeah.
00:29:30.000 Will's this big, tall, handsome guy.
00:29:32.000 And he's successful.
00:29:34.000 And everywhere he goes, that fucking thing's blowing up.
00:29:37.000 Like, if you're on those apps, you're not going to get anything done.
00:29:40.000 You're not going to be able to think straight.
00:29:42.000 You're not going to be able to get a relationship, like a real relationship.
00:29:45.000 Like, how are you going to do that?
00:29:46.000 Unless you're, like, really playing musical chairs.
00:29:49.000 And when that music stops, you got a chair, and you're going to stay in that chair.
00:29:53.000 And you're not getting back on that app.
00:29:54.000 You don't have to get a check.
00:29:55.000 You know, like someone will say something sarcastic in a text, like what the fuck does that mean?
00:29:59.000 Fuck her, I'm gonna check the app.
00:30:01.000 And then you're swiping right or what is it?
00:30:04.000 Left or right?
00:30:05.000 Whatever it is.
00:30:06.000 You're giving them a star, a thumbs up, whatever the fuck you have to do.
00:30:08.000 Swipe right or swipe left on the Tinder, yeah.
00:30:11.000 What they're doing is it's like you have too much access.
00:30:16.000 They've taken away the challenge Or the hunt of anything.
00:30:20.000 It's a fuckfest.
00:30:21.000 Yeah.
00:30:21.000 It's a wild fuckfest.
00:30:22.000 You can basically order pussy to your house like food delivery.
00:30:26.000 Yeah, or dick.
00:30:27.000 Whatever you want.
00:30:27.000 Yeah, whatever it is.
00:30:28.000 The dick comes easier.
00:30:29.000 Quicker, too.
00:30:30.000 How long before people are doing it virtually?
00:30:33.000 You know, how long before, when they develop haptic feedback suits and fucking Neuralinks and put on VR goggles, people are just gonna just fuck random strangers virtually and it won't even count.
00:30:44.000 Yeah, I actually thought about this, right?
00:30:46.000 Like, I used to always want a quick death.
00:30:51.000 You know, I always used to say, like, dude, I just want a quick death, but then I'm like, I started thinking, like, if I have a quick death, then I'm only going to be able to think of, like, one person and, like, be like, oh, I'm going to miss that person, I love that person, because it's so quick.
00:31:03.000 But now I want, like, a long, drawn-out death because of the metaverse.
00:31:06.000 Because, like, you could have cancer and be incapacitated, but you could just go in the metaverse and be walking and fucking, and there's got to be some pleasure in living mentally in the metaverse, even though you're dying of, like, some terminal disease.
00:31:21.000 Once something comes up...
00:31:22.000 I'm like, keep me alive!
00:31:22.000 I'm in the metaverse!
00:31:23.000 I got a girlfriend, I got a house, I got a wife!
00:31:24.000 Well, maybe it'll keep you alive anyway.
00:31:26.000 Maybe if you're really hooked up to a thing, it'll just keep your consciousness alive, because it'll keep your body alive electronically.
00:31:32.000 Like, that's totally...
00:31:34.000 I mean, they do that kind of with respirators, and when they use those heart pumps on people when they're having a heart surgery, they take your fucking heart out, and you're still alive.
00:31:42.000 And they put a new one in there, and then they reconnect everything, which is fucking...
00:31:45.000 Fucking wild.
00:31:47.000 That is wild.
00:31:48.000 Fucking wild.
00:31:49.000 They can do it, right?
00:31:50.000 Oh, they do it.
00:31:51.000 And they get something that just keeps your heart beating.
00:31:52.000 They can keep your heart beating.
00:31:54.000 Yeah.
00:31:54.000 And then just put your consciousness...
00:31:56.000 My friend C.T. Fletcher's got someone else's heart in his chest.
00:32:00.000 It's crazy.
00:32:01.000 He came on before the podcast and after the podcast.
00:32:03.000 And he thinks it's a woman.
00:32:05.000 He thinks it's a woman's...
00:32:06.000 They don't tell you whose it is.
00:32:07.000 Right.
00:32:08.000 He has a feeling that it's an Asian woman.
00:32:10.000 Wow!
00:32:11.000 Yeah, just randomly, I think.
00:32:12.000 He said that, right?
00:32:13.000 I'm not out of school with that.
00:32:14.000 Did he find himself going and putting a jab application in at a massage place?
00:32:20.000 You son of a bitch.
00:32:21.000 It must be an Asian woman.
00:32:22.000 You son of a bitch.
00:32:23.000 You know, it's interesting when people go through something like that, too, because then they become very, very compassionate and very aware that they've been given a new lease on life.
00:32:34.000 And then you're also deeply connected to this family of the people, of the person who died and donated their heart, and that's keeping you alive.
00:32:41.000 And you can meet these people.
00:32:43.000 You have a part of their loved one inside of you.
00:32:48.000 Which is pretty wild.
00:32:49.000 That is so wild to think about.
00:32:50.000 Wild that they can do that now.
00:32:52.000 And they're going to be able to 3D print them, man.
00:32:55.000 That's going to be the future.
00:32:57.000 They're going to be able to 3D print hearts and organs and liver and kidneys.
00:33:01.000 They've already started doing shit like that.
00:33:03.000 That's gonna be wild.
00:33:04.000 Would you, like, I don't even know if I'd want to continue to live past like...
00:33:08.000 Listen bitch, you're gonna keep going.
00:33:09.000 Keep going, right?
00:33:09.000 You're gonna keep going.
00:33:10.000 Why not?
00:33:11.000 They could turn you into Thor.
00:33:13.000 Yeah!
00:33:14.000 But don't you think it would get trite?
00:33:15.000 Everything would kind of just get trite, like...
00:33:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:17.000 It's gonna suck.
00:33:18.000 Yeah.
00:33:19.000 But it's gonna happen.
00:33:21.000 It's going to happen.
00:33:21.000 There'll be no more Bobby Kellys.
00:33:22.000 They won't exist anymore.
00:33:24.000 Everyone's going to be perfect.
00:33:25.000 Not that Bobby's not perfect.
00:33:27.000 But the perfect, the flawed perfection.
00:33:30.000 You mean his look?
00:33:30.000 Yeah.
00:33:31.000 But the flawed perfection is one of the beautiful things of life, and that's what we're going to miss.
00:33:35.000 You're not going to get your Joey Diazes.
00:33:37.000 You're not going to get your Patrice O'Neils or your Louis C.K.'s.
00:33:40.000 You're not going to get any really...
00:33:43.000 Weird people that had to go through a strange childhood to develop the personality that they have now, which everybody loves so much.
00:33:50.000 Yeah.
00:33:50.000 Like, all the crazy people that we know, they all had, like, some very unideal childhood.
00:33:56.000 Yeah.
00:33:57.000 Maybe that's the—if there's simulators or a god or whatever, maybe that's the whole point of this was for humanity to evolve all the way up to get to that point where we can achieve perfection, and then they just pull the plug, and that's how they—because they always win.
00:34:10.000 I mean, nature always wins one way or the other.
00:34:12.000 Nature wins, right?
00:34:14.000 But universes also exist, right?
00:34:17.000 So like black holes exist, quasars exist, comets exist, all this stuff exists.
00:34:24.000 So how did it get to the point where Things evolve to the point where human beings have cell phones.
00:34:30.000 Human beings have electric cars.
00:34:31.000 Human beings have...
00:34:32.000 We were animals in the forest and now we have nuclear bombs.
00:34:37.000 We're that far along.
00:34:38.000 The idea that it stops right there is crazy.
00:34:41.000 I think we just keep integrating with technology and eventually we become like a god.
00:34:45.000 I think whether it's a thousand years from now or a hundred thousand years from now, I think if the human being stays alive, the species stays alive, And nothing happens that resets us back into the fucking Dark Ages again.
00:34:57.000 We get to a technological point where we control everything in the universe.
00:35:01.000 I think that's what a god is.
00:35:02.000 I think that's what happens to intelligent life when it gets to this ultimate state of technological achievement and control over its environment.
00:35:11.000 That's probably what the universe made us for.
00:35:15.000 We're like little fucking salmon spry.
00:35:19.000 What are they called?
00:35:19.000 Fry.
00:35:20.000 Little fuckers going up the river, not even exactly sure what they're doing, but the universe has a plan for us to feed a bear.
00:35:27.000 To feed a bear.
00:35:33.000 Yeah.
00:35:34.000 I mean, the universe has a plan for everything.
00:35:35.000 I think there's like a legitimate pathway.
00:35:38.000 I mean, obviously that plan can get fucked up, but then it restarts.
00:35:41.000 The universe doesn't give a fuck about time.
00:35:44.000 If the whole Earth explodes, like if the Earth gets hit with another planet, like it did in the past.
00:35:51.000 Like there used to be Earth 1, and then Earth 1 was hit by another planet, which created the moon.
00:35:56.000 That's a leading theory, right?
00:35:58.000 Is that a theory, or do they know that that's real?
00:36:04.000 Just roll with it.
00:36:04.000 Yeah.
00:36:05.000 But I think that's definitely a theory.
00:36:07.000 The point is that we got hit by a fucking planet.
00:36:09.000 Right.
00:36:10.000 A planet hit us and then everything sort of just got obliterated.
00:36:16.000 Life slowly evolved and came out of that and became what we are now.
00:36:20.000 This what we are survived getting hit by a planet.
00:36:24.000 It just wouldn't do it in a hundred years.
00:36:26.000 Our problems were fucked because our timeline's so little.
00:36:29.000 This little BB timeline, little blinky blinky 100 years.
00:36:32.000 In terms of the universe, that's a nothing.
00:36:35.000 The universe is fine with restarting civilization back to cave people and then having them figuring it out again.
00:36:41.000 They don't give a shit.
00:36:42.000 But maybe it's just part of the plan that we end and then rats and roaches get to evolve.
00:36:48.000 That could happen too.
00:36:49.000 And go to rat and roaches cafes.
00:36:51.000 Well, that's a good question.
00:36:52.000 Why didn't the fucking...
00:36:53.000 Put that back up again.
00:36:54.000 Why didn't dinosaurs evolve?
00:36:56.000 Collision with lost second satellite would explain moon's asymmetry.
00:37:00.000 Oh, wow.
00:37:01.000 So Earth may have had two moons.
00:37:03.000 Earth once had two moons with merged into a slow motion collision that took several hours to complete.
00:37:09.000 Whoa!
00:37:10.000 Imagine seeing that.
00:37:12.000 Imagine looking up in the sky and two moons collided with each other and are merging.
00:37:17.000 Holy fuck.
00:37:18.000 Both satellites would have formed from debris that was ejected when a Mars-sized protoplanet smacked into Earth late in its formation period.
00:37:27.000 Yeah, so that's what I was talking about.
00:37:29.000 Whereas traditional theory states that the infant moon rapidly swept up any rivals or gravitationally ejected them into interstellar space, the new theory suggests that one body survived parked in a gravitationally stable point.
00:37:42.000 In the Earth moon system.
00:37:44.000 Wow.
00:37:45.000 So the Earth got us stocked and smacked to make it.
00:37:50.000 Boom!
00:37:50.000 That's more like a Francis Ngannou left hook.
00:37:54.000 We got hit by a planet, son.
00:37:56.000 That's a real problem.
00:37:58.000 But that could happen again.
00:37:59.000 And if that happens again, the universe doesn't care.
00:38:02.000 We just care because our timeline's so little.
00:38:04.000 So we're like frantic and anxious because we have so little time and we realize in the greater scope of everything, it's not that important.
00:38:13.000 It's only important to you and it's important to people who love you.
00:38:16.000 It might even be important to communities and might be important to civilization.
00:38:20.000 If you keep going, that fucking Alpha Centauri doesn't give a fuck if you make it or not.
00:38:25.000 It doesn't give a fuck if you're late for work, if you're stuck in traffic.
00:38:29.000 It doesn't care if you have a flat tire.
00:38:30.000 It doesn't care if you get cancer.
00:38:32.000 It doesn't care.
00:38:33.000 We just want to keep it going because now we're aware of it.
00:38:35.000 Because we have a goal.
00:38:37.000 Yeah.
00:38:38.000 We're trying to become the next thing.
00:38:40.000 And we have it good.
00:38:41.000 Things are good now.
00:38:42.000 Pretty nice.
00:38:43.000 Yeah.
00:38:43.000 If my life was horrible, I wouldn't care as much.
00:38:46.000 Now that I have kids, I care more.
00:38:48.000 I always wonder, a guy like John Stamos, him dying is probably going to be harder than me dying because you're just not going to want to stop being John Stamos.
00:38:58.000 It's a good spot.
00:38:59.000 He's going to go to heaven and be like...
00:39:01.000 It's not that great.
00:39:02.000 It was pretty fucking...
00:39:03.000 I just had it the best.
00:39:04.000 He had a good spot.
00:39:05.000 Yeah, he had a good spot.
00:39:06.000 Yeah.
00:39:07.000 He just was genetically gifted, musically talented, great actor.
00:39:10.000 And then he goes to heaven.
00:39:11.000 Yeah, now he's like, I'm just walking down the beach with Jesus.
00:39:13.000 This is kind of a downgrade from where I was.
00:39:16.000 Mm.
00:39:18.000 I think we're all gonna become a new thing.
00:39:20.000 I really do.
00:39:21.000 I think it's probably gonna happen inside our lifetime.
00:39:23.000 So you think we'll be able to survive the next right hook from like a asteroid?
00:39:29.000 Maybe not.
00:39:30.000 Maybe not.
00:39:30.000 We might not.
00:39:31.000 I mean that's what that whole Graham Hancock series that's on Netflix right now called Ancient Catastrophe.
00:39:37.000 Ancient Apocalypse.
00:39:38.000 Ancient Apocalypse.
00:39:39.000 That's what it's all about.
00:39:40.000 It's all about the evidence that points to the fact that human beings probably were super advanced Somewhere before 12,000 years ago and we got smacked by comet debris.
00:39:53.000 I mean, they even know what the comet is, the torrid comet shower that comes every November and every June, and that torrid meteor storm, whatever it is, the meteor cloud, that exists.
00:40:04.000 They know physically we pass through it, and they know there's some big pieces in there.
00:40:09.000 And they think that some of them smacked into Earth around 12,800 years ago, and there's, like, evidence in core samples, and there's all this evidence in terms of, like, these buildings that they can't explain.
00:40:18.000 Like, where the fuck, who's making this shit?
00:40:20.000 Really wild stuff, man.
00:40:22.000 So besides the dinosaurs, they think there was something else?
00:40:24.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:26.000 The idea is that anatomically similar human beings, they used to think that anatomical human beings were only like 50,000 years old.
00:40:34.000 Then they moved it to like 200,000 years old.
00:40:36.000 Now they're moving it past three, 400,000 years old.
00:40:39.000 Like us, similar.
00:40:41.000 So that means that's all that time to get better at stuff.
00:40:45.000 Like, think about how much better we got in 200 fucking years.
00:40:47.000 Yeah, what were people doing?
00:40:49.000 I mean, pick it up, dude.
00:40:50.000 Fucking lazy.
00:40:51.000 Well, they figured out technology, and technology accelerates everything.
00:40:54.000 But if you go from 1820 to 2020, that is not that long.
00:40:58.000 Yeah.
00:40:58.000 In terms of history, that is...
00:41:00.000 You think of the Genghis Khan era, when you think of 1200 to 1400, do you think it's that much of a difference?
00:41:07.000 Yeah.
00:41:08.000 It's all barbarians and crazy folks and syphilis and fucking hacking people to death and shooting arrows at them and shit.
00:41:14.000 They don't even have...
00:41:15.000 Muskets, right?
00:41:17.000 When was the musket?
00:41:18.000 Musket was like right before...
00:41:20.000 What year was that?
00:41:21.000 Right before the Revolutionary War.
00:41:23.000 Was it?
00:41:23.000 Yeah, it had to be 1700s at some point.
00:41:26.000 Well, the Chinese were the first to figure out gunpowder, but they did it for fireworks.
00:41:30.000 Yeah.
00:41:30.000 They didn't figure it out for weapons.
00:41:32.000 We took their stuff and just kind of made it better, let's be honest.
00:41:35.000 Well, that's why we owe them one with all the electronics.
00:41:38.000 We do.
00:41:39.000 Yeah, they're hooking us up now.
00:41:41.000 Well, they're stealing all the intellectual property.
00:41:43.000 Like, hey, hey, hey, we had the reason why we're wearing shit because we stole gunpowder.
00:41:47.000 And the noodle.
00:41:48.000 Yeah.
00:41:48.000 The noodle and gunpowder.
00:41:49.000 We took the noodle, yeah.
00:41:50.000 Yeah, but the gunpowder thing is legit.
00:41:53.000 And yoga.
00:41:53.000 And we took yoga now.
00:41:54.000 Well, that's Indian, actually.
00:41:56.000 Oh, well, South Asian, yeah.
00:41:58.000 Yeah, it's a little different.
00:41:59.000 Yeah.
00:42:00.000 Yeah, the Indians, that's a fascinating culture, right?
00:42:03.000 For thousands of years, they've been doing yoga.
00:42:05.000 Yeah.
00:42:06.000 Who figured that out?
00:42:07.000 Some dude.
00:42:09.000 I know how to stay calm.
00:42:11.000 Get out of here and fucking...
00:42:14.000 They also got the Kama Sutra.
00:42:16.000 What is this, Jamie?
00:42:16.000 Musket.
00:42:18.000 1500s.
00:42:20.000 1750 rifles started taking over.
00:42:22.000 Interesting.
00:42:23.000 So 1500s.
00:42:25.000 So the time from the 1200s to the 1400s, that ain't shit.
00:42:28.000 Yeah.
00:42:29.000 Nothing changed.
00:42:30.000 You still got bows and arrows.
00:42:31.000 You still got swords.
00:42:32.000 You still live in Game of Thrones style.
00:42:34.000 Yeah.
00:42:34.000 Right?
00:42:34.000 That's it.
00:42:35.000 That's the only way you could do it.
00:42:35.000 You got catapults.
00:42:37.000 You know, those are so unspecific.
00:42:38.000 Yeah.
00:42:39.000 What do you got?
00:42:40.000 Yeah.
00:42:42.000 But now, in just 200 years, things are just insane.
00:42:46.000 You could fly to Japan tonight, right now, in a plane, land in Japan, pay for things with your phone.
00:42:53.000 What?
00:42:54.000 Once we figured out a little security, we were able to let our mind and imagination go.
00:42:58.000 And our noses got shitty.
00:43:00.000 Our noses got shitty.
00:43:01.000 Our ears went bad.
00:43:02.000 I'm telling you, I think it's when we teamed up with dogs.
00:43:03.000 I think that's really what it is.
00:43:05.000 Oh, for sure, right?
00:43:06.000 That must have had a big effect.
00:43:07.000 Yeah, they think that that played a role, too, in us beating out the Neanderthals.
00:43:12.000 Oh, interesting.
00:43:13.000 I thought we just fucked them all.
00:43:14.000 That's what I figured.
00:43:15.000 We probably killed a few, too.
00:43:18.000 Definitely.
00:43:19.000 But we killed people.
00:43:20.000 Why wouldn't we kill other kinds of humans?
00:43:22.000 Yeah.
00:43:22.000 And now they say that I think it's Asians and Europeans, Caucasians, have some Neanderthal DNA. I have 57% more than a regular person.
00:43:34.000 I do.
00:43:35.000 I do.
00:43:35.000 I got a 23 in me.
00:43:37.000 How much do you have?
00:43:38.000 It's quite a bit, man.
00:43:39.000 Yeah.
00:43:39.000 Someone fucked an ape.
00:43:43.000 You know, I was reading something I wanted to ask about on this podcast because I want to make sure that this is not just like it's one person who wrote this.
00:43:51.000 Someone wrote about, you know, they had that hobbit person on the island of Flores, that three foot tall, tiny person that lived on that island of Flores that they found that lived within human time period.
00:44:06.000 I think like they found bones that were I think they lived there, what was it, like 16, 17,000 years ago?
00:44:12.000 Something along those lines?
00:44:14.000 They think they might have had the same sort of thing in Hawaii.
00:44:18.000 And they were talking about this legend of this tiny little hairy man that lived on Hawaii.
00:44:23.000 Well, if they lived on the island of Flores, and if at one point in time the sea level was way, way, way lower, like during the Ice Age, and people traveled back, like when we think of people traveling across the ocean, we think of the ocean that we have.
00:44:36.000 But the ocean during the Ice Age was like 400 meters lower, like crazy distance, right?
00:44:42.000 Something like that.
00:44:43.000 And in some spots, there's giant continents that don't even exist anymore.
00:44:47.000 They're just covered over by large swaths of ocean.
00:44:50.000 That is something that Graham Hancock goes over in this thing.
00:44:52.000 Well, if that was the case and people, little tiny people, figured out how to get over to an island at one point in time, there's a thing called island dwarfism.
00:45:00.000 So, like, things that live on islands, they get really small.
00:45:03.000 Like little tiny elephants and shit, and tiny humans, and that's what they think.
00:45:07.000 Like, in order to preserve resources, these people just got really small.
00:45:11.000 Interesting.
00:45:12.000 It's sort of like when you have a plant in a smaller pot.
00:45:14.000 Yes.
00:45:14.000 It only grows a certain...
00:45:15.000 Like bonsai trees, I guess, because you keep trimming them.
00:45:17.000 Yeah.
00:45:17.000 But I think that might be a different thing.
00:45:19.000 Well, like, I've had some plants where I've had them in tiny pots, and then they didn't grow.
00:45:22.000 They only grew to, like, this much, and then I put them in bigger pots, and they just fucking...
00:45:26.000 You know what's fucked, though?
00:45:27.000 It got bigger.
00:45:27.000 With lizards, the opposite happens.
00:45:29.000 You leave lizards on an island, they get bigger.
00:45:32.000 Wow.
00:45:32.000 That's like the Komodo dragon.
00:45:34.000 Yeah.
00:45:35.000 That fucking thing's huge.
00:45:36.000 Yeah.
00:45:37.000 That's like the biggest monitor lizard.
00:45:39.000 And rats, rats never stop growing, apparently.
00:45:42.000 Like, they never stop growing.
00:45:43.000 What?
00:45:44.000 Yeah, they're insane.
00:45:44.000 They just keep growing.
00:45:46.000 What's the biggest rat ever?
00:45:47.000 There's a big one.
00:45:49.000 There's a fucking big one.
00:45:50.000 What's the biggest rat?
00:45:53.000 And it's a massive rat.
00:45:54.000 Also, they can chew through brick.
00:45:57.000 Those things are fucking...
00:45:58.000 They're gonna survive if we get hit by an asteroid.
00:46:00.000 Are their teeth like beaver teeth where they keep growing?
00:46:03.000 Yeah, they keep growing and they can chew through brick.
00:46:06.000 That's wild.
00:46:07.000 Through brick they can chew.
00:46:09.000 I believe it.
00:46:10.000 They're nasty, too.
00:46:11.000 Let's go to Hawaii thing first before we get to the biggest rat.
00:46:14.000 Did they have a legend of a tiny person?
00:46:16.000 There's a myth of something called Menehune, Hawaiian people.
00:46:22.000 Here we go.
00:46:24.000 Historical accounts of the little people of Hawaii.
00:46:26.000 I guarantee there was probably something similar.
00:46:29.000 I don't guarantee.
00:46:30.000 I'm just taking a guess.
00:46:31.000 But I mean, if they have the thing in the island of Flores.
00:46:34.000 Have you heard about the Hobbit people?
00:46:35.000 No, I've never heard about it.
00:46:37.000 Okay, so this mythical clan of Hawaiian people are known as supernatural stoneworkers with a long-standing connection to the west side of the island of Kauai, Hawaii.
00:46:48.000 Historically, Hawaiians believe that Menehune, Hawaiian people, to be small humans.
00:46:55.000 In fact, there was a clan of people on Kauai and another on...
00:46:59.000 How do you say that?
00:47:00.000 Kau, Kau, Kau.
00:47:04.000 Area of the Big Island in the early 1800s that Hawaiians identified with an earlier migration.
00:47:10.000 This highly respected R.S. Kukendal Professor Emeritus of History at the University of Hawaii also concluded that the men of Hune were humans.
00:47:20.000 Oh, wow.
00:47:23.000 Interesting.
00:47:25.000 But then another guy, ethnologist Bruce Cartwright, sums up the problem with the lack of any evidence of material culture in the Hawaiian Islands indicating a race of pre-Hawaiians and the lack of ancient traditions relating to such a race other than references to the Menahun people has been a puzzle.
00:47:44.000 However, in 1851, the British Bishop Museum Bulletin, the Menehune of Polynesia, described as the only survey about Menehune theories, concluded that the Hawaiian people were not real humans.
00:47:59.000 So what were they?
00:48:00.000 I don't know.
00:48:01.000 This Bulletin claimed the Hawaiian culture was altered under the influence of European contact and thus stone structures whose history had been forgotten were credited to the mythical Menehune.
00:48:11.000 Oh, that's possible too.
00:48:13.000 But for sure they existed in the island of Flores because they have bones.
00:48:16.000 And so what they found out is there's a mythical creature called the Orang Pendek that lives in, is it like Polynesia or something like that?
00:48:24.000 We've talked about this before.
00:48:25.000 But they still have sightings where people claim to see these tiny little human-like creatures where they're covered in hair.
00:48:33.000 They always thought it was bullshit.
00:48:34.000 But then they found them on the island of Flores.
00:48:37.000 They found bones and they found tools.
00:48:40.000 So they think these were, in some way, some sort of intelligent human-type creature that lived alongside human beings and lived in this one time period.
00:48:49.000 Wow.
00:48:50.000 So they for sure know that...
00:48:52.000 I don't know how to respond to that.
00:48:53.000 What happened?
00:48:55.000 Your watch?
00:48:56.000 Fucking Siri.
00:48:56.000 Fucking Siri.
00:48:57.000 That bitch is always listening?
00:48:59.000 Yeah.
00:48:59.000 Will you go to the Island of Flores timeline?
00:49:06.000 Homo floriensis.
00:49:08.000 Floriessises?
00:49:09.000 That's how you say it.
00:49:12.000 Floriensis.
00:49:14.000 Floriensis.
00:49:15.000 Homo floriensis.
00:49:16.000 Wow.
00:49:17.000 So there was multiple types of hominids living concurrently?
00:49:20.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:49:22.000 So when do they think the...
00:49:24.000 What's the timeline?
00:49:27.000 Of when they think they existed.
00:49:29.000 So it says, now dated from 60,000 to 100,000 years ago.
00:49:34.000 Oh, the most recent evidence of their existence back to 50,000 years ago.
00:49:39.000 Okay, so originally they thought it was 12,000.
00:49:42.000 Okay, here it is.
00:49:43.000 Initially thought to be only 12,000 years ago, however, more extensive stratigraphic and chronological work Has pushed the dating of the most recent evidence of its existence back to 50,000 years ago.
00:49:59.000 The Homo floresiensis skeletal material is now dated from 60,000 years to 100,000 years ago.
00:50:08.000 Stone tools recovered alongside the skeletal remains were from archaeological horizons ranging from 50,000 years ago to 190,000 years ago.
00:50:17.000 So 50,000 years ago for sure there's like anatomically similar humans and those things live along with us.
00:50:24.000 So it's like when did they die off?
00:50:26.000 Because in order for them to find them they have to find their bones.
00:50:28.000 And the thing about like leaving bones behind is things eat bones.
00:50:32.000 So like if most things that die in the forest like you ain't gonna find shit.
00:50:37.000 Like try finding a dead mountain lion.
00:50:39.000 Or a dead bear.
00:50:40.000 You'll find them for a little while and then eventually they'll eat each other.
00:50:43.000 They eat the bones.
00:50:44.000 And rats will eat the bones and then you get little pieces of bone all over the place.
00:50:48.000 And eventually those will probably be eaten by insects and other creatures.
00:50:51.000 Over the course of like a hundred years or a thousand years or five thousand years, things almost have to be fossilized or they have to be covered in some mud or some shit where they can dig to them and nothing eats them.
00:51:04.000 So like how many of them Existed that you have shit that you're finding from 50,000 years ago, because they found quite a few.
00:51:11.000 When did they die off?
00:51:14.000 Was it 10,000 years ago?
00:51:15.000 Was it 20?
00:51:17.000 Were they around 100 years ago?
00:51:19.000 What is that?
00:51:20.000 Right, it's hard to know, right?
00:51:21.000 Because they don't have a lot of evidence left to find.
00:51:24.000 And if they did live on that island there, then they know that was a real thing on planet Earth.
00:51:29.000 And if that was a real thing on planet Earth and people are seeing them, I think, is it Vietnam?
00:51:35.000 Where they found the Orang?
00:51:36.000 Where the people, there's been sightings, recent sightings of this Orang pen deck.
00:51:40.000 And some of them are by like pretty reputable people.
00:51:42.000 How big were they?
00:51:43.000 Were they like pygmy?
00:51:44.000 Like smaller than pygmy?
00:51:46.000 Yeah, tinier.
00:51:46.000 You know, like three feet tall.
00:51:47.000 Wow.
00:51:48.000 Little tiny, hairy people.
00:51:49.000 Yeah.
00:51:50.000 Imagine what a trip that would be.
00:51:51.000 You're walking through the forest and you know you're with your wife and she's complaining and she's swatting mosquitoes and then all of a sudden you see like you're surrounded by little three feet people.
00:52:00.000 Yeah.
00:52:00.000 And they have like swords.
00:52:01.000 It's wild.
00:52:03.000 Spears rather.
00:52:04.000 Yeah.
00:52:04.000 Bows and arrows and shit.
00:52:05.000 They're coming towards you.
00:52:06.000 Little tiny people.
00:52:07.000 At some point, if there was that many different hominids on the planet, it's almost like a supernatural fiction.
00:52:14.000 It was almost like living in Game of Thrones, which is wild.
00:52:16.000 For sure.
00:52:16.000 I mean, they probably preyed on each other's babies.
00:52:20.000 Just like bears do?
00:52:22.000 Yeah, maybe they did, yeah.
00:52:24.000 For sure they did.
00:52:24.000 They found out they can get a baby?
00:52:26.000 Or maybe they were super fucking cool.
00:52:28.000 Babylon Steel babies.
00:52:29.000 They do, yeah.
00:52:30.000 Yeah, baboons will steal your baby and eat it.
00:52:32.000 Yeah, they...
00:52:32.000 They don't play by the rules.
00:52:33.000 No, and polar bales will fucking chase down a baby if they're hungry and just eat it, right?
00:52:37.000 One gulp.
00:52:38.000 Lions.
00:52:39.000 Throw that baby back.
00:52:40.000 Yeah.
00:52:41.000 I saw a zebra once drown in a rival's baby in the...
00:52:44.000 In the water.
00:52:46.000 It was brutal, yeah.
00:52:48.000 Animals, they lack manners sometimes.
00:52:51.000 They don't have any rules.
00:52:52.000 Yeah.
00:52:52.000 You ever see a Komodo dragon chucking down a whole monkey?
00:52:55.000 Oh, yeah.
00:52:56.000 Just like when you see them swallow a deer and shit.
00:52:59.000 Yeah, they just use their throat and kind of...
00:53:00.000 Just swallow it.
00:53:01.000 Like a thing that's like half the size of their body, they just swallow it.
00:53:05.000 Komodo dragons are a thing of nightmares.
00:53:07.000 But they're big and they live on an island, so it's the opposite of island dwarfism with some animals.
00:53:12.000 Yeah.
00:53:12.000 Which is very weird.
00:53:13.000 And Samoans live on an island, they get big as fuck.
00:53:16.000 Big as fuck.
00:53:16.000 They get big as fuck.
00:53:17.000 Well, I bet that you had to be hardy to survive.
00:53:22.000 Back then, probably the only really strong people survived.
00:53:26.000 On Samoa?
00:53:27.000 Look at the Vikings.
00:53:28.000 Right?
00:53:29.000 Look at the people that live in Iceland now.
00:53:30.000 Those are all the descendants of the Vikings.
00:53:32.000 It's not a fucking coincidence why the strongest men in the world, all those strongman competitions, motherfuckers are all Vikings.
00:53:38.000 They're all Scandinavian, yeah.
00:53:39.000 They're all these giant people like the mountain, like that dude.
00:53:41.000 Yeah.
00:53:42.000 What the fuck is that?
00:53:43.000 That is interesting.
00:53:44.000 What is that?
00:53:45.000 And then you have all the long-distance runners are always Ethiopian.
00:53:48.000 Yes!
00:53:49.000 Yeah, something about the environment, something about, yeah, the way they interact with the environment.
00:53:54.000 We are animals, right?
00:53:55.000 100%.
00:53:55.000 It just takes time for us to adapt.
00:53:57.000 Yeah.
00:53:58.000 But over many, many generations, we thoroughly adapt.
00:54:02.000 That's where white people come from.
00:54:03.000 Yeah.
00:54:04.000 We're a big solar panel for vitamin D. Yeah, yeah.
00:54:08.000 It's all how much you interact with the sun and how much sun there was.
00:54:12.000 There wasn't enough sun.
00:54:12.000 People had to stay alive.
00:54:14.000 Dude, yeah.
00:54:14.000 So they had to adapt.
00:54:15.000 When you go to like North Europe, like, yeah, the weather is like nuclear fallout.
00:54:20.000 It's just a coating of clouds.
00:54:23.000 You never see the sun.
00:54:24.000 It's terrible for you.
00:54:26.000 It's very terrible for your attitude, too.
00:54:28.000 Well, they kill themselves a lot.
00:54:29.000 They're all dour.
00:54:30.000 Yeah.
00:54:30.000 Like Seattle.
00:54:31.000 Yeah, and I think of the highest suicide rate in northern Scandinavia.
00:54:36.000 They just offed themselves.
00:54:37.000 Yeah.
00:54:37.000 They need sun.
00:54:38.000 They have sun lamps and shit.
00:54:39.000 The suicide rate in California is pretty high, too, though, unfortunately.
00:54:42.000 But there's different reasons why people do that.
00:54:44.000 Because they ran out of lattes?
00:54:46.000 I think there has to be a balance.
00:54:48.000 And I think you need a little shit weather to appreciate the nice weather.
00:54:51.000 Totally.
00:54:51.000 You do!
00:54:52.000 You need a little yin to your yang.
00:54:54.000 Yeah, California's like a spoiled trust fund baby when it comes to weather.
00:54:57.000 It's never had to work.
00:54:59.000 Well, at least when it comes to LA, people aren't supposed to be there.
00:55:03.000 There's no natural resources there.
00:55:05.000 That's desert.
00:55:06.000 They gotta ship in their fucking water.
00:55:07.000 Yeah.
00:55:08.000 They gotta ship in their people.
00:55:09.000 Like, that was not supposed to be a place where people settled.
00:55:13.000 How come they haven't figured out that they just need to, like, full-scale suck all the salt out of the ocean?
00:55:18.000 You fucking dummies.
00:55:19.000 I don't know why.
00:55:20.000 Stop spending all this money on other shit.
00:55:22.000 You've got a water problem.
00:55:24.000 Yeah.
00:55:24.000 You got all the water in the world right next door.
00:55:26.000 Figure it out!
00:55:29.000 Why do you have all these wildfires?
00:55:31.000 You should have giant fucking hoses that are connected to the ocean that spray water all over the plants and trees.
00:55:38.000 Spray it everywhere.
00:55:39.000 What the fuck are you doing?
00:55:41.000 We could be living in a lush jungle.
00:55:43.000 It could be amazing here.
00:55:44.000 Or in California, at least.
00:55:46.000 I wonder why.
00:55:47.000 They're dumb.
00:55:48.000 They're not as smart as us, Giannis Papas.
00:55:50.000 We've got to figure it out, bro.
00:55:52.000 We're right here figuring every single thing out.
00:55:56.000 Figuring it all out.
00:55:57.000 We figured out about these hominids.
00:55:59.000 We got it all figured out.
00:56:00.000 They've done a little bit of that desalination, but never like large scale where they could turn all the brown spots into green.
00:56:07.000 But they should.
00:56:08.000 When they do that, probably...
00:56:10.000 Then, like, all those places that are threatened by rising sea level will be able, like, your real estate investment will be secure, like in Miami.
00:56:17.000 Suck that water out of there.
00:56:18.000 Fuck that water.
00:56:19.000 Take the water from Miami and throw it into L.A. A hundred years from now, there'll be a Save the Ocean campaign.
00:56:26.000 Because we'll have drained the ocean to make golf courses.
00:56:30.000 We're watering golf courses all over the place and there's no more water left in the ocean.
00:56:34.000 There's like a small patch of water and everyone's like, fuck you, we got lakes.
00:56:38.000 We don't need your fucking stupid ocean.
00:56:40.000 Yeah.
00:56:40.000 Why haven't they though?
00:56:41.000 You're right, because they know how to build islands.
00:56:44.000 I mean, you look at Dubai, they just built that fucking place.
00:56:46.000 They have desalination plants, but as far as I know, they never scaled it to the point where it could supply the water for an entire city.
00:56:52.000 I would imagine that would be huge.
00:56:54.000 It would probably have to be nuclear powered.
00:56:57.000 Which sounds contradictory, but that would be the way to do it.
00:57:01.000 You'd have a very clean source of energy, as long as they make sure all the fail-safes are in place and it doesn't go down, and then you use that energy to process water and take out the salt, and now you have an infinite supply of water because you're connected to an infinite supply of water.
00:57:16.000 It's right there.
00:57:17.000 It's like you have one step missing.
00:57:18.000 Yeah.
00:57:19.000 Like if we lived, if that was a lake, if that was the cleanest freshwater lake in the world, we'd have no water problems.
00:57:24.000 Right.
00:57:25.000 We just suck that water out of there and spray it all over the place.
00:57:28.000 But because it's salt water, like, I don't know what to do!
00:57:31.000 I don't know what to do!
00:57:32.000 But they do have desalination, but it's a possible thing.
00:57:36.000 It could be done.
00:57:37.000 It's probably really hard, but you're making it sound really easy.
00:57:40.000 I know it's hard.
00:57:41.000 You're like, yo, just take the fucking water!
00:57:42.000 I know it's hard, but I know it's also something that's not, like, brought up every day.
00:57:46.000 Like, when people run it for governor, they never say, hey, we got all this water.
00:57:49.000 It's right there.
00:57:49.000 Let's take the salt out of the water.
00:57:50.000 Everybody be like...
00:57:52.000 Right, right.
00:57:53.000 Yeah.
00:57:53.000 Just build the biggest fucking Death Star desalination plant.
00:57:58.000 Just this monolith.
00:58:00.000 Just constantly employ the entire state.
00:58:03.000 You're creating jobs too, man.
00:58:05.000 Yeah, you're creating jobs.
00:58:06.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:58:06.000 Creating jobs, sucking all that salt out of the water, and then all of a sudden California's just lush green.
00:58:11.000 It looks like Vietnam.
00:58:12.000 Yeah, there would be no more water laws, so you can fucking...
00:58:16.000 Go crazy.
00:58:17.000 Golf courses for everybody.
00:58:18.000 You can wash your face with water and shower longer from all the shame of whatever you did to get that roll.
00:58:23.000 You remember when people got shamed for the ice bucket challenge?
00:58:25.000 Yeah.
00:58:26.000 You're wasting water.
00:58:27.000 You're wasting water.
00:58:29.000 What are you doing?
00:58:31.000 I caught you wasting water.
00:58:34.000 Yeah.
00:58:35.000 I remember Matt Damon decided he wasn't going to waste water.
00:58:39.000 So he did it in his toilet or something.
00:58:41.000 He did the ice bucket challenge.
00:58:43.000 He did?
00:58:44.000 And it all went into his toilet.
00:58:45.000 Something similar to that.
00:58:46.000 Yeah.
00:58:47.000 He's better than everyone else.
00:58:48.000 He's better than us.
00:58:50.000 He hopped on a private jet.
00:58:51.000 Did I make that up?
00:58:52.000 Did I make that up?
00:58:53.000 I feel like he did that.
00:58:54.000 I feel like he did something eco-intelligent.
00:58:56.000 Actually, no.
00:58:58.000 Hold on.
00:58:58.000 He got the water from the toilet.
00:59:02.000 There you go.
00:59:03.000 Oh, he's such a conservationist.
00:59:05.000 But wait a minute.
00:59:05.000 That's still wasting water.
00:59:06.000 Yeah.
00:59:06.000 Someone needs to talk to him.
00:59:08.000 Did he throw it back in the toilet?
00:59:10.000 He should stand in the toilet.
00:59:11.000 He should have gone into the fetal position in the toilet and then the challenge.
00:59:15.000 Oh, God.
00:59:16.000 He's getting the water from the toilet, so that makes it okay?
00:59:19.000 That's still water out of the pipe, Matt Damon!
00:59:21.000 That's ridiculous!
00:59:23.000 That's still water out of the pipe!
00:59:24.000 Someone tell him where the water comes from!
00:59:28.000 He's like, make sure you film the part where I'm taking it out of the toilet so people know that I care about this.
00:59:33.000 That's a fetish.
00:59:34.000 That's a fetish.
00:59:35.000 He just peed on himself.
00:59:37.000 He just had a lot of water, so it was clear pee.
00:59:39.000 No, I honestly thought the water problem was because...
00:59:42.000 I wonder why.
00:59:45.000 Maybe some intelligent people could have pointed something out.
00:59:47.000 It's the same water!
00:59:49.000 From the same pipes, Matt Damon!
00:59:51.000 Yeah, I don't think you're helping.
00:59:52.000 Just because you put it in the toilet first doesn't make you...
00:59:57.000 You're still throwing water at yourself?
00:59:59.000 It's ridiculous.
01:00:00.000 That's what you call a strong virtue signal right there.
01:00:02.000 Yeah.
01:00:03.000 But that's for a challenge.
01:00:04.000 Nobody gets mad at you for wasting water for a cold plunge.
01:00:07.000 Right.
01:00:07.000 Because now you're doing it for your health.
01:00:08.000 Right.
01:00:09.000 Or if you leave the shower running while you're taking a shit, you know, people probably do that in L.A. too.
01:00:14.000 And they shower extra long, like I said, because they've got to wash off the shame.
01:00:18.000 Things they've got to do in L.A. You've got to shower.
01:00:20.000 You've got to curl up in the corner and just let the water hit you.
01:00:23.000 Say, God, what I had to do.
01:00:25.000 Speaking of shame, this...
01:00:27.000 No, I'm just getting...
01:00:29.000 You and I are the perfect people to talk about this crypto collapse.
01:00:32.000 Because we're scientists.
01:00:33.000 Oh, okay.
01:00:33.000 Economists.
01:00:34.000 Yes.
01:00:35.000 We have strong opinions and no information, which is a great combination when you're dealing with the fact that people have lost billions and billions of dollars.
01:00:44.000 So Jamie's been filling me in on this over the weekend.
01:00:47.000 And he also is an economist.
01:00:48.000 Yeah, I'm not a source.
01:00:51.000 Jamie is our go-to expert.
01:00:52.000 I'll just find interesting links and say, hey, check this out.
01:00:56.000 Which is fine.
01:00:57.000 Yeah.
01:00:57.000 That's journalism.
01:00:58.000 Yeah.
01:00:58.000 And as a journalist, what's your conclusion?
01:01:04.000 It seems like...
01:01:06.000 Well, here's the thing.
01:01:07.000 If you're running any kind of currency operation and you're involved in a polyamorous relationship with seven other people, I gotta think you're wacky.
01:01:18.000 Not nine.
01:01:19.000 Nine other people?
01:01:20.000 Ten.
01:01:20.000 Ten other people?
01:01:21.000 Ten total.
01:01:21.000 What do they do?
01:01:22.000 They just were polyamorous living in a house together?
01:01:24.000 They all live together in the same place in the Bahamas.
01:01:26.000 And they all just bang each other.
01:01:27.000 Hey.
01:01:29.000 So wait, set this up, because you're kind of starting in the middle.
01:01:31.000 What are we talking about here?
01:01:32.000 Fun.
01:01:34.000 Talking about a lot of fun in the Bahamas.
01:01:35.000 Yeah.
01:01:36.000 With billions of dollars, other people's money.
01:01:38.000 Whoop, whoop!
01:01:38.000 Someone call that a tax haven.
01:01:40.000 Tax haven.
01:01:41.000 Yeah.
01:01:41.000 So, this fella was running this exchange, and, um...
01:01:47.000 They also had tokens.
01:01:48.000 Someone explained it.
01:01:50.000 Someone did a really good job of explaining it.
01:01:52.000 And we could play that video, but it might take too much time.
01:01:55.000 It's like a 12-minute video.
01:01:56.000 But he was explaining how these tokens are essentially unregulated, but it's almost like you're owning stock.
01:02:06.000 Or almost like owning coin.
01:02:08.000 It's very confusing, but it's one of those classic examples of people try to cash in and then the whole thing came down.
01:02:16.000 Yeah, the term Ponzi scheme has been thrown around quite a lot.
01:02:19.000 Well, there's not just that.
01:02:20.000 There seems to be money missing, like a lot of money missing, that got moved from one corporation to a sister corporation.
01:02:27.000 So this is FTX, right?
01:02:28.000 Yes.
01:02:31.000 And apparently they reached out to Coinbase.
01:02:34.000 I read that they reached out to Coinbase and Coinbase is like, we can't help you.
01:02:38.000 This looks bad.
01:02:39.000 Like, what's going on over here?
01:02:41.000 And then now it's sort of imminently collapsing and tons of people have invested tons of money over there and they don't know what the fuck is going on.
01:02:48.000 People are trying to pull their money out by buying NFTs for ridiculous amounts of money in the Bahamas.
01:02:54.000 Because apparently people in the Bahamas still have access to the thing, to the exchange.
01:03:02.000 Is that the case?
01:03:02.000 Yep.
01:03:03.000 Then they would imagine that they're reaching out to the person and buying this NFT that would have yesterday been worth $9 and now it's bought for $10 million to then make a currency exchange.
01:03:13.000 You can keep 10% of that.
01:03:14.000 So they jack up the value of it.
01:03:17.000 Right.
01:03:17.000 Right.
01:03:17.000 So they basically say, look, I'm going to buy your NFT for $10 million, I'm going to give you a million dollars, and then you give me the nine back.
01:03:25.000 And so that's how they're exchanging money and trying to just draw it out of this account.
01:03:29.000 Right.
01:03:29.000 And who knows how that's going to work out.
01:03:30.000 Right.
01:03:31.000 Whether people are going to be like, fuck you, I got your money.
01:03:33.000 How's that work?
01:03:34.000 Right.
01:03:34.000 But all of it is run by this guy who they were in the middle of profiling him Who sent me this?
01:03:45.000 Michael Lewis is the guy's name.
01:03:47.000 He's the writer of Moneyball and Big Short, many books.
01:03:51.000 And so he was in the middle of profiling this guy when everything collapsed, which is wild.
01:03:56.000 Right.
01:03:58.000 Wild.
01:03:59.000 That is very wild.
01:04:00.000 Wild.
01:04:00.000 Yeah.
01:04:01.000 Like, what are the odds that that happens at the exact same time?
01:04:04.000 Because this guy was this wonder kid who had developed this thing that was worth $15 billion.
01:04:12.000 And was like wearing pajamas and shit, like one of those like eccentric cats.
01:04:16.000 Didn't all of crypto kind of take a big massive hit though?
01:04:19.000 I think all of crypto did take a big massive hit, but I think this is a lot crazier than that.
01:04:24.000 Right.
01:04:24.000 This isn't just like crypto took a hit, everybody's business is fucked.
01:04:28.000 This is like shenanigans.
01:04:29.000 Like some high level, like serious shenanigans.
01:04:34.000 The most generous billionaire.
01:04:35.000 Yeah.
01:04:36.000 That's part of...
01:04:37.000 This has been unfolding in real time on Twitter, which has been an interesting place to be for the last few weeks.
01:04:45.000 But this guy apparently during this used a PR... I don't know if this would be a scheme, but a YouTuber was paid to make this piece about him and the way he gives away money, which adds to...
01:05:00.000 Well, he wanted people to know.
01:05:01.000 He wanted people to know he's a good guy.
01:05:03.000 He reached out to Elon, apparently, while Elon was buying Twitter and offered to chip in $3 billion.
01:05:10.000 Elon said that set his bullshit meter off.
01:05:12.000 Because Elon's a serious dude.
01:05:15.000 He's like, this guy has $3 million liquid?
01:05:17.000 Or a billion, rather.
01:05:18.000 $3 billion liquid?
01:05:19.000 Does he have that money?
01:05:20.000 Right.
01:05:21.000 That's a lot of money.
01:05:22.000 Right.
01:05:22.000 Say, we're going to buy Twitter for $44.
01:05:24.000 I'm in for $3.
01:05:25.000 Right.
01:05:25.000 $3 billion?
01:05:26.000 Right.
01:05:27.000 That's a crazy amount of money.
01:05:28.000 Yeah.
01:05:29.000 And so Elon said that set his bullshit meter off.
01:05:31.000 Right, because where did he get the three billion?
01:05:33.000 You can't just say that to that guy.
01:05:35.000 He's like, oh cool.
01:05:36.000 He's not going to just say, oh cool.
01:05:37.000 He's going to know basically what you can and can't.
01:05:40.000 He's the richest guy in the world.
01:05:41.000 He understands money.
01:05:42.000 Right.
01:05:43.000 And he knows who really has that money and who may be laundering Well, who might be just kind of a crazy person who, you know, probably can't believe he's in where he's at.
01:05:54.000 When you find stories about him from before, he was like the world's youngest billionaire.
01:05:58.000 Happened super fast.
01:05:59.000 World richest person under 30, committed billions, the vast majority of his fortune, to tackling the most pressing problems facing the future of humanity.
01:06:07.000 Where did he get his money, though?
01:06:09.000 Click on that.
01:06:09.000 What are those most pressing problems?
01:06:11.000 Click on that link.
01:06:12.000 What is that link up there?
01:06:13.000 This is on Reddit.
01:06:15.000 I'll have to hold on.
01:06:16.000 Oh, it's on Reddit?
01:06:16.000 Yeah.
01:06:19.000 Interesting.
01:06:19.000 Like, I understand where Elon made his money.
01:06:22.000 I think, like all things, he's probably not all bad.
01:06:27.000 It just didn't work out the way he thought it was going to, and it was for so long, and he probably thought he could get away with doing what he was doing, and he probably also thought he was doing good.
01:06:36.000 So if he really is, like, super charitable, He probably also thought that he was way smarter than he was, right?
01:06:43.000 Because he's under 30 and he's a billionaire already.
01:06:46.000 He probably thinks he's the fucking shit.
01:06:48.000 Could you imagine if you were worth 15 billion and you were 28?
01:06:51.000 You would think you're the shit.
01:06:53.000 You would think you could do whatever.
01:06:54.000 And also, you're banging nine people in the house together.
01:06:56.000 Yeah, I'd be doing bad stuff.
01:06:58.000 That's too much money for a 20-something year old kid.
01:06:59.000 You're not playing by any rules.
01:07:00.000 Anybody's rules.
01:07:01.000 Fuck off.
01:07:02.000 And I'm going to give my money away to everybody.
01:07:04.000 And I'm also going to move 10 billion over here.
01:07:06.000 I'm going to push it to this sister company.
01:07:08.000 I'm going to keep that rolling.
01:07:09.000 And this going.
01:07:09.000 We've got the coins.
01:07:10.000 And then we've got the tokens.
01:07:12.000 We've got this and that.
01:07:13.000 I don't understand that whole world of crypto because there's so many of them now.
01:07:17.000 Bitcoin, at least to me, was sort of semi-tangible.
01:07:20.000 It's like, oh, there's this thing.
01:07:22.000 There's a limited amount of them.
01:07:24.000 This guy who made it is this mysterious fellow.
01:07:28.000 Satoshi Nakamura, right?
01:07:30.000 That's his name?
01:07:31.000 Nakamoto.
01:07:31.000 Satoshi Nakamoto.
01:07:32.000 Nobody knows who he is.
01:07:33.000 It's wild.
01:07:34.000 It's all the speculation.
01:07:35.000 But he developed this currency, this cryptocurrency.
01:07:38.000 And it's basically...
01:07:39.000 That's the king of cryptos, wouldn't you say?
01:07:41.000 Bitcoin is the king?
01:07:42.000 I mean, yeah, sure.
01:07:44.000 The most popular.
01:07:45.000 And the original big one, right?
01:07:47.000 Made sense.
01:07:48.000 It was sort of curing a lot of the problems we have with centralized currency and the federal government controlling everything and fucking inflation and all this shit.
01:07:56.000 There's only a certain amount of those.
01:07:57.000 Ever.
01:07:58.000 Forever.
01:07:58.000 And ever and ever and ever.
01:07:59.000 But then a bunch of them pop up.
01:08:01.000 How many cryptos do they have?
01:08:04.000 At one point, some of them were being named after animals.
01:08:06.000 Dog coin, dodge coin, dolphin coin, I don't even remember.
01:08:10.000 Yeah.
01:08:11.000 Joke coins.
01:08:13.000 Wasn't that doggy coin, doge coin?
01:08:15.000 Started as a joke, yeah.
01:08:16.000 A joke.
01:08:17.000 Now it's worth fucking trillions of dollars or something.
01:08:18.000 Well, not anymore.
01:08:20.000 Oh, not anymore?
01:08:21.000 Yeah, I think it's all kind of tanked.
01:08:22.000 Did that one go down too?
01:08:24.000 It was all based on how much value.
01:08:27.000 Dogecoin's still up there?
01:08:28.000 Sure.
01:08:29.000 What's it worth now?
01:08:31.000 Depending on when it's, I mean, compared to a dollar.
01:08:37.000 Let's Google it right now.
01:08:38.000 How much is each Dogecoin worth?
01:08:40.000 Eight and a half cents.
01:08:41.000 Eight and a half cents.
01:08:42.000 And what's a Bitcoin worth?
01:08:45.000 Probably $16,500, I think, right now.
01:08:48.000 $16,500?
01:08:50.000 $16,200.
01:08:51.000 Wow.
01:08:51.000 See, that's the one that people count on the most as being semi-stable.
01:08:56.000 But even that one goes way up and way down.
01:08:58.000 But what are they counting on exactly?
01:09:00.000 What are they going to do with their Bitcoin?
01:09:02.000 Who fucking knows?
01:09:02.000 They're going to buy something before someone figures out it's not worth anything.
01:09:07.000 Yeah, it's a game you're playing.
01:09:09.000 I understand the stock market because you're investing in something that's a thing that's doing something.
01:09:16.000 It's a company that's doing something that you can understand.
01:09:19.000 But this just sounds like you're using your real money in that it's the money that you can use to buy things now, to buy imaginary money that is supposed to be worth something down the line that's not yet, that everyone's trying to get in on because of that belief.
01:09:34.000 And then it can go up or down.
01:09:37.000 But it does go up or down.
01:09:38.000 So people do make money.
01:09:40.000 There are absolutely crypto billionaires out there.
01:09:42.000 But that's because it's being sold as something that you need to have for the future.
01:09:47.000 Sort of.
01:09:48.000 I think you can have it right now, though.
01:09:50.000 Andreas Antonopoulos, the guy who's been on my podcast, talked about Bitcoin in the past.
01:09:54.000 Everything he does, he pays for in Bitcoin.
01:09:57.000 His whole life, his salary, when he buys things, he does everything in Bitcoin.
01:10:02.000 Where does he go to a coffee shop and he just...
01:10:05.000 Bitcoin!
01:10:05.000 He goes to a strip club and he makes it rain invisible Bitcoins on him?
01:10:09.000 Tom bought that fun gift for his birthday, but he had to pay it all in cash because he can't do that transaction through credit cards or however the normal way would have been.
01:10:18.000 He could have probably paid that guy in Bitcoin if that guy accepted Bitcoin, and it would have been done in seconds instead of weeks.
01:10:25.000 There you go.
01:10:26.000 So that whole issue with the amount of energy it takes to store them on the blockchain or whatever, is that something that is an impediment to the future of Bitcoin because they say it takes so much space and power?
01:10:39.000 Well, that's possible, but wouldn't that make sense that as technology improves, it'd be easier to do that?
01:10:46.000 Yeah.
01:10:47.000 That seems like an easier problem to surmount than the problems we have with centralized digital...
01:10:52.000 Well, centralized digital currency scares the shit out of me.
01:10:55.000 If they had a digital currency that the government controlled, we'd be fucked.
01:10:58.000 Because then they would institute some sort of a social credit score system, just like China has.
01:11:02.000 And when you want to buy something, depending on your tweet history or what you've said or what you've done, they could come down on you.
01:11:11.000 Yeah.
01:11:11.000 I don't know.
01:11:12.000 I just got skeptical when I saw commercials for it.
01:11:14.000 I'm like, this is a commercial for money?
01:11:16.000 Like, with Larry David in it, like, I never saw a commercial for like, hey, buy a $100 bill.
01:11:22.000 Well, didn't Matt Damon have a bunch?
01:11:23.000 He had a bunch, too.
01:11:24.000 Tom Brady, everybody.
01:11:25.000 They were making it like you're going to space?
01:11:27.000 Yeah, a bunch of them.
01:11:28.000 I also, for clarity, though, they were, I believe, this is a, I'm not speaking from a place of knowledge, but I think they were advertising more of a place to exchange as opposed to just the actual, like, Bitcoin, you know.
01:11:40.000 Right.
01:11:41.000 Well, I think they were also advertising the idea of embracing this new digital currency.
01:11:47.000 Yeah.
01:11:47.000 That's what they're doing.
01:11:48.000 People got mad at them when it crashed.
01:11:50.000 Kim Kardashian actually got into trouble.
01:11:52.000 She got into actual...
01:11:53.000 Because she was telling people to buy crypto when it crashed?
01:11:56.000 Yeah.
01:11:56.000 Something...
01:11:57.000 She actually got into legal trouble because of it.
01:11:59.000 Yeah.
01:12:00.000 Because basically they were selling something that now has made a lot of people go broke.
01:12:05.000 They're selling what the Diaz brothers like to call wolf tickets.
01:12:08.000 Yeah, wolf tickets, dog.
01:12:09.000 That's what they were selling.
01:12:10.000 They were selling a bunch of bullshit.
01:12:12.000 SEC charges Kim Kardashian for unlawfully touting crypto security.
01:12:16.000 Whoa.
01:12:18.000 The Securities and Exchange Commission today announced charges against Kim Kardashian.
01:12:22.000 You do not want that statement to ever be read.
01:12:25.000 No.
01:12:26.000 The Securities and Exchange Commission today announced charges against Kim Kardashian for touting on social media a crypto asset security offered and sold by Ethereum Max without disclosing the payment she received for the promotion.
01:12:39.000 Kardashian agreed to settle the charges, pay 1.26 million in penalties.
01:12:45.000 Disgorgement and interest and cooperate with the Commission's ongoing investigation.
01:12:51.000 Yo!
01:12:54.000 She's got problems with the man.
01:12:56.000 So the man says, the SEC order finds that Kardashian failed to disclose that she was paid $250,000 to publish a post on her Instagram account about Emax tokens, the crypto asset security being offered by Ethereum Max.
01:13:10.000 Kardashian's post contained a link to the Ethereum Max website, which provided instructions for potential investors to purchase Emax tokens.
01:13:20.000 The only way that those tokens have value is if they're promoted by influencers and celebrities For you to get, like, oh, they're just, by them endorsing them, that's the only way they can have value.
01:13:35.000 Otherwise, they don't represent anything that's being done.
01:13:39.000 But a token freaks me out.
01:13:41.000 That's a new thing I don't understand.
01:13:43.000 What is the difference between a token, which is one of the points of contention about this FTX thing, and a coin?
01:13:51.000 They're different things.
01:13:54.000 They can be.
01:13:55.000 Yeah, well, this guy was explaining it, and I was like, what the fuck?
01:13:58.000 And this guy was an expert in finance, and he contacted them, and he gave them a series of proposals.
01:14:08.000 I think they wanted to invest in something, and they literally said back to him, go fuck yourself.
01:14:13.000 This is why I was always skeptical of it, because look, I'm not a smart dude, right?
01:14:17.000 But, you know, astrophysics should be hard to understand, but money should be a simple explanation.
01:14:24.000 And any time I would ask questions about Bitcoin, I just couldn't understand it.
01:14:28.000 It was like when someone tried to explain the sport curling to me.
01:14:31.000 I'm like, I still don't fucking get what's going on.
01:14:33.000 Yeah, you're never going to get it.
01:14:35.000 If it's too hard to understand, then I get like, oh, something's fishy.
01:14:38.000 It's very cultural, though.
01:14:39.000 The curling thing is like baseball.
01:14:41.000 What are they doing, though?
01:14:42.000 Are they cleaning the ice?
01:14:43.000 No, they're pushing a fucking hockey puck and trying to make it knock into the other one or get into the perfect circle.
01:14:50.000 It's the shit you do when you're frozen in for eight months at a time and you're in the middle of the north of Canada.
01:14:57.000 Play that link.
01:14:58.000 This guy kind of explains what happened.
01:15:00.000 We'll get to the first couple of minutes of it.
01:15:02.000 That was still a vague explanation.
01:15:04.000 Yeah.
01:15:05.000 They get real touchy about it up there.
01:15:08.000 I was knocking it one time.
01:15:09.000 I was up there doing a show and I was like, you know, like the people that were in the audience, the place where you walk through and you get to see it, it was all filled with pictures of curling events.
01:15:20.000 So they had a bunch of curling events there while they were doing comedy shows.
01:15:24.000 We were just shitting all over curling.
01:15:38.000 In that $17 billion round, and I did a zoom with him.
01:15:44.000 And after the Zoom, I'm like, this doesn't make much sense, but I'll have my team do some work.
01:15:48.000 We did some work, and we sent him a two-page deck, and we said, here are our recommendations for taking the next step.
01:15:55.000 One was the formation of a board.
01:15:57.000 The second was the creation of dual-class stock.
01:16:00.000 The third was some reps and warranties around affiliated transactions and related party transactions.
01:16:05.000 And the person that worked there called us back and literally, I'm not kidding you, said, go fuck yourself.
01:16:12.000 He pitched us...
01:16:14.000 Yeah, so that was part of it.
01:16:17.000 The reason why I wanted you to play the video, the YouTube video has more of it.
01:16:20.000 And the YouTube video also, I wanted to credit whoever put it up there so they could get people to see it.
01:16:27.000 So what was the YouTube video title?
01:16:29.000 It says, this collapse is way bigger than SBF. How do you say his name?
01:16:34.000 Chamath.
01:16:35.000 Chamath.
01:16:36.000 How do you say the last name though?
01:16:37.000 No idea.
01:16:37.000 Yeah.
01:16:43.000 Palihapitya reacts to FDX. Sorry if I fucked up your name, sir.
01:16:47.000 But it's the Only the Savvy, S-A-V-V-Y YouTube page.
01:16:53.000 And so this is longer, and it explains, like, what these people are doing, and the token part.
01:16:59.000 So if you give it the volume here...
01:17:00.000 The developing story of FTX and Sam Bankman-Fried is playing out like a Netflix documentary.
01:17:05.000 Imagine that fella taking care of your money.
01:17:07.000 ...episode in real time.
01:17:08.000 Fuck it out of here.
01:17:09.000 Crypto Twitter has alleged that Sam Bankman-Fried was on the run and tried to flee to South America.
01:17:14.000 Others believed he tried to flee to Dubai.
01:17:17.000 Cointelegraph reported that Bahamian authorities have Bankman Freed and two other executives under supervision.
01:17:23.000 Reuters reported that they reached out to SBF to ask him via text if he left the Bahamas, and he said, nope.
01:17:30.000 After lying to his followers continually on Twitter about anything pertinent to FTX, it would be very hard to imagine him answering, yes, I'm on the run.
01:17:40.000 But anyway, More and more high-level people are sharing their experiences with SBF and looking back for any red flags and what they might have missed.
01:17:49.000 Elon Musk took to Twitter to confirm a story about SBF investing $3 billion into Twitter.
01:17:55.000 Elon said that SBF set off his BS detector.
01:17:58.000 As a guest on the All In podcast, Brian Armstrong also suggested that something was off when he compared Coinbase's revenues to that of FTX, but for whatever reason, SBF had substantially more cash for donations, corporate buyouts, etc., being heralded in the media as the white knight of crypto.
01:18:15.000 In his All In podcast, Shamath Palihapitiya also shared his own experience with Bankman Freed.
01:18:21.000 But instead of focusing on SBF, Shamath went deeper into the subject and believes there is a systemic issue at hand that needs to be dealt with immediately.
01:18:30.000 But before we listen to Shamath, if you're new to the channel or not subscribed, make sure you subscribe as we put out daily content to keep you updated on the current market in news.
01:18:38.000 There was an article that appeared that said that the head of compliance at FTX Was also the head of compliance at a poker site called Ultimate Bet, which in the 2010s did this exact thing, apparently, some version of this where they went in and they looked at hole cards of poker players,
01:18:55.000 and then a few employees inside the business would basically play against these folks knowing what the hole cards were, ran this cheat, stole millions of dollars.
01:19:05.000 Somehow that person found a way to be head of compliance at FTX 10 years later.
01:19:10.000 This happens in the public markets a lot as well.
01:19:12.000 So like when you see heavily shorted names, or when you know that certain hedge funds are on the brink, other hedge funds will go in and essentially force...
01:19:22.000 A margin call and a stopout because then it's what causes all of these runs.
01:19:25.000 And if you look actually inside of GameStop, the reason why you got all this gamification in the GameStop equity and a bunch of these other names was in part because of this dynamic.
01:19:34.000 Folks that are highly levered, folks that don't have the right matching of risk.
01:19:40.000 And what happens is they're solvent but illiquid.
01:19:45.000 And then if you run the instrument into the ground, they both become insolvent and illiquid all at the same time.
01:19:53.000 To me, it seems the whole issue, if you come back, like what is the first string that you pulled that unraveled the sweater?
01:19:58.000 Was the fact that these tokens were created out of thin air.
01:20:02.000 They had no meaningful value.
01:20:04.000 Somebody prescribed a value and all of a sudden, everybody else in the economy all of a sudden said, yeah, I'll take that as collateral.
01:20:10.000 Look, you cannot do that in the regular world.
01:20:13.000 I can't call JP Morgan and say, I've invented this thing.
01:20:16.000 It's called a share in XYZ. And I'd like you to margin loan, you know, give me a loan against it.
01:20:22.000 I think the problem is bigger than FTX. And I'll say the uncomfortable part out loud.
01:20:26.000 And nobody needs to necessarily comment if you don't want to.
01:20:30.000 But there were an enormous number of venture firms that hawk their way into just completely doing zero work here.
01:20:40.000 I mean, and the tip of the spear is this thing.
01:20:45.000 Who's the guy that works at Founders Fund?
01:20:47.000 Bulgar?
01:20:48.000 Buljar?
01:20:49.000 Zebuljar?
01:20:51.000 Zebuljar?
01:20:51.000 Delian.
01:20:52.000 Delian, thank you.
01:20:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20:54.000 That tweet that he had where he basically took the snapshot of the Sequoia transcript was one of the funniest things that I've ever seen.
01:21:01.000 I mean, this was a $215 million decision and Sequoia documented it and put it on their own website.
01:21:09.000 And I think that's an example of something that was happening, which is people just looked the other way and didn't even want to do the layer of work.
01:21:16.000 I just want to say the second uncomfortable thing out loud, which is there was a lot of venture firms in Silicon Valley in this period of both not doing any work or diligence who also took the extra step and actually created classes and would teach teams how to create these tokens.
01:21:34.000 And those artifacts, those video links and artifacts are sometimes on their website.
01:21:39.000 They're still on YouTube.
01:21:40.000 They're inside of Twitter.
01:21:41.000 And what these folks would do when we talked about this, the game that they played was they would get a team.
01:21:47.000 They would create a token.
01:21:49.000 They would also buy equity at some crazy valuation.
01:21:53.000 The equity was locked up, but the tokens were not.
01:21:57.000 And then they would put them on an exchange and sell them to unsuspecting people and they would be able to dump these tokens.
01:22:03.000 Yeah.
01:22:04.000 I get it.
01:22:04.000 And if you look inside of that trend, what you're going to see, and Brian just mentioned this, those were the sale of securities except it was done in a completely unregulated way.
01:22:15.000 That's it.
01:22:16.000 That's it.
01:22:17.000 Fucking criminals.
01:22:18.000 Criminals.
01:22:18.000 That explains it in a way that neither you nor I could ever repeat.
01:22:23.000 I'm not sure how he said it, but I think he's an expert.
01:22:27.000 It's a Ponzi scheme.
01:22:28.000 It's all bullshit.
01:22:28.000 They were stealing people's money.
01:22:30.000 They jacked up the value of it.
01:22:32.000 They used these celebrities to endorse it, which gave it value and the cult of personality.
01:22:36.000 We all followed along.
01:22:38.000 A lot of sheep bought a lot of money and bought this bullshit explanation.
01:22:41.000 You were intimidated into not being able to critique it.
01:22:44.000 It was basically the trans women are women of money.
01:22:48.000 They go, Bitcoin is money.
01:22:50.000 And you're going, explain that to me.
01:22:51.000 And they go, stop asking for an explanation.
01:22:54.000 Respect Bitcoin's preferences.
01:22:57.000 It wants to be money.
01:22:59.000 So address it as money.
01:23:01.000 And they just yelled at you if you were like, hey, I don't understand it.
01:23:04.000 Also, money was being exchanged and money was exchanging hands.
01:23:10.000 So they knew they could get some of that money.
01:23:12.000 So of course they're going to have classes and teach people how to make those tokens as long as it's legal.
01:23:16.000 That's what they do.
01:23:17.000 They would actually be doing a disservice to their customers if they didn't do that.
01:23:23.000 They make money.
01:23:24.000 That's what they do.
01:23:25.000 You can make money this way.
01:23:26.000 It's real money.
01:23:27.000 You just got to move it around.
01:23:29.000 It's real money.
01:23:30.000 It's real money, and what you're buying is not real.
01:23:33.000 It ain't real.
01:23:33.000 It ain't real.
01:23:34.000 There's nothing there, bro.
01:23:35.000 The money's real.
01:23:35.000 It's crazy.
01:23:38.000 But they sold everyone on the idea that the tokens will be worth more than the real thing.
01:23:44.000 When you want someone handling your money, you want some dude who gets up at 5.30 in the morning, reads the Wall Street Journal, and then fucking gets on a treadmill.
01:23:50.000 Yeah.
01:23:50.000 And I don't care what his religion is.
01:23:52.000 I'll just say that.
01:23:52.000 I don't give a fuck what his religion is.
01:23:53.000 I want that dude drinking carrot juice.
01:23:55.000 Yeah.
01:23:55.000 I want him taking vitamins.
01:23:57.000 I want him fucking doing push-ups and sit-ups and being disciplined.
01:24:00.000 And that fucking guy gets his tie on right and he makes his cuffs perfect.
01:24:05.000 And that guy goes to work.
01:24:07.000 Yeah.
01:24:07.000 And he does it by the fucking book and he makes a shitload of money.
01:24:10.000 He's got a Patek Philippe watch on and he's got a private jet.
01:24:14.000 He knows the fuck he's doing.
01:24:15.000 He's been doing it the right way for years.
01:24:17.000 Yeah.
01:24:18.000 Those are the guys.
01:24:18.000 I just won't.
01:24:19.000 You can't dress like that.
01:24:21.000 You can't have those man tits hanging out and give you a billion dollars of Bitcoin.
01:24:24.000 Some 26-year-old kid lives in the Bahamas.
01:24:28.000 Nine other people he's banging.
01:24:29.000 Living in a sex cult.
01:24:31.000 I mean, what is that?
01:24:33.000 I mean, it sounds like fun.
01:24:34.000 I think it's these kids that just kind of are so tech savvy and they got everyone to believe this thing, especially during the pandemic where it really picked up.
01:24:42.000 It's pretty wild.
01:24:43.000 Yeah, where people were just like sitting around and living in the computer and kind of started to believe everything in the computer was real.
01:24:49.000 Now what is this shit about them sending money to Ukraine and the money from Ukraine being invested into FTX? Is that true?
01:24:59.000 I think you have to separate this from Bitcoin in some way because this wasn't done because of Bitcoin, like the money in this...
01:25:07.000 Right, but it's FTX. It was an exchange in a currency and this was all done behind the scenes, not like on the blockchain, which is what Bitcoin is.
01:25:15.000 And what was it exactly that happened?
01:25:19.000 That's what he was sort of explaining.
01:25:21.000 Right.
01:25:21.000 But the other stuff is the different stuff.
01:25:24.000 That's this, but what I'm talking about is the- Right.
01:25:26.000 This is how it gets into this.
01:25:28.000 So this company, FTX, was backed by something separate, which I think Chamath explains in another video and says why these aren't supposed to happen.
01:25:36.000 But he was like, well, I guess this is what you guys are doing.
01:25:38.000 I think that company, FTX, was the second biggest donor to the Democrat Party.
01:25:43.000 Hmm.
01:25:44.000 The first biggest company was...
01:25:48.000 Is Alameda Research the sister company that they funneled the $10 billion to?
01:25:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:25:52.000 So that's the company they funneled the $10 billion to.
01:25:54.000 They were the second biggest, next to George Soros, who's number one.
01:25:59.000 They're the second biggest donor to the Democrat Party.
01:26:02.000 That's dirty ball.
01:26:04.000 Well, that's something.
01:26:06.000 I mean, maybe you're like a hardcore lefty and you really want the Democrats to win and this is your way of going about it.
01:26:11.000 Well...
01:26:13.000 If this is true, then it warrants a critique at the very least.
01:26:19.000 I'll just say that I don't know the truth of all of this, but people are using this as information that is fact online.
01:26:26.000 So what is this saying here?
01:26:28.000 Sam, who's the guy that was running this FTX platform, his mother is a huge Democratic fundraiser.
01:26:35.000 She runs something called, or a co-founder of Mind the Gap and the Get Out the Vote organization.
01:26:42.000 Including the Center for Voter Information launches the FTX crypto exchange.
01:26:48.000 This is a timeline here.
01:26:50.000 April 21st, excuse me, 5th, this says Joe Biden announces his presidential campaign and 13 days later he starts FTX and then gets a bunch of money that no one really can explain.
01:27:03.000 Whoa.
01:27:04.000 And then starts giving it to the, like they start spending it on campaigns and backing people and doing all sorts of things.
01:27:11.000 So through FTX, somehow or another, the allegation is that it's funding the Democratic Party.
01:27:18.000 Right, and then that's right.
01:27:19.000 I haven't read through that whole article of, like, they said that this money then went to Ukraine in some way and then has now, through some backdoor channels, been put back into some people's hands.
01:27:29.000 And that's where it's getting lost in an exchange.
01:27:32.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:27:34.000 Well, this is what we're talking about on the phone over here, Mr. Pappas.
01:27:37.000 It's like, this is what people always do when they can.
01:27:40.000 When people can, especially something like crypto and tokens, you're in the fog already.
01:27:47.000 You're in the fog of chaos.
01:27:49.000 This new fake thing.
01:27:50.000 That link I sent you, it's been taken down.
01:27:53.000 Oh my good.
01:27:54.000 Well, it's Michael Savage.
01:27:55.000 It must be real.
01:27:55.000 That guy's not crazy.
01:27:58.000 He's that crazy AM radio guy, right?
01:28:00.000 Yeah.
01:28:01.000 Isn't he?
01:28:02.000 Why did I think that he passed away?
01:28:05.000 Did he pass away?
01:28:07.000 Uh, no.
01:28:08.000 Doesn't seem that way.
01:28:11.000 I conflated him with some other, um...
01:28:13.000 He's 80. 80. Maybe that's why.
01:28:15.000 But there's another one of them hardcore guys.
01:28:17.000 I know Rush Limbaugh died, but someone else died too, like that.
01:28:21.000 But that guy, he's a hardcore.
01:28:24.000 Imus?
01:28:24.000 Imus died too.
01:28:26.000 Yeah, Imus died a while ago, didn't he?
01:28:27.000 Yeah.
01:28:28.000 So who else?
01:28:28.000 I don't know.
01:28:29.000 I wish I met Imus.
01:28:31.000 Never met him.
01:28:32.000 He's an odd duck.
01:28:33.000 Because he's kind of like, back in his day, the early, early days, he was like another sort of kind of Stern-like character.
01:28:42.000 You know, he was like this outrageous Stern-like character.
01:28:45.000 And then Howard Stern just did it way better and did his own version of it.
01:28:50.000 I think they were kind of simultaneously existing as pioneers.
01:28:55.000 I don't think Imus gets the kind of credit because Stern was so good.
01:29:00.000 Stern was the best.
01:29:01.000 That show was the best.
01:29:02.000 That show was groundbreaking.
01:29:03.000 The New York Post was reporting this stuff too.
01:29:05.000 Okay, cryptocurrency billionaire broke the bank for Dems.
01:29:09.000 Okay, so this might be real.
01:29:11.000 So amid the jubilation and gloating by Joe Biden, Chuck Schumer, and pals over Democrats, better than expected showing in the midterms comes a disturbing story that may explain something about how they won such a curious election.
01:29:22.000 Biden's second biggest donor, cryptocurrency billionaire Wunderkind or Kind?
01:29:29.000 Wunderkind.
01:29:30.000 Wunderkind.
01:29:31.000 Sam Bankman Freed, aka SBF, I like that, saw his business file for bankruptcy days after the election but not before pumping $40 million into the Democratic Party to spend on get-out-the-vote and other shadowy ballot-harvesting mechanics for the midterms.
01:29:52.000 The shambolic.
01:29:53.000 That's a new word.
01:29:53.000 What's that mean?
01:29:54.000 Don't know.
01:29:55.000 What does that mean?
01:29:55.000 Let's find out what that means.
01:29:57.000 I need to know.
01:29:58.000 Shambolic.
01:29:58.000 I'm confused.
01:30:00.000 Shaman-like?
01:30:00.000 What do you think it means?
01:30:02.000 Shambolic.
01:30:03.000 Maybe shaman-like.
01:30:04.000 Chaotic, disorganized, or mismatched.
01:30:06.000 Chaotic, disorganized, mismatched.
01:30:07.000 Oh, I would say, yeah.
01:30:09.000 Definitely.
01:30:10.000 Shambolic.
01:30:10.000 That's a new word.
01:30:11.000 30-year-old whiz kid, once said to have been worth $16 billion, had spent $10 million in helping get Biden elected in 2020. SBF's mother, Stanford law professor Barbara Fried, also the co-founder of left-wing political action committee Mind the Gap,
01:30:32.000 which has raised a reported $140 million to help Democrats win elections through the same get-out-the-vote grift.
01:30:39.000 A more unlikely billionaire you could not find, and of course his money was built on thin air.
01:30:45.000 A math genius with poor social skills, SBF reportedly lived in a polycule, a polyamorous relationship with multiple people in a luxury penthouse with about 10 coworkers in the tax haven of the Bahamas, where his collapsed crypto exchange,
01:31:02.000 FDX, was headquartered.
01:31:04.000 Wow.
01:31:05.000 This is bad.
01:31:06.000 This is crazy.
01:31:07.000 It's crazy that a person like that got to where he was.
01:31:11.000 I mean, now Reuters is reporting that between $1 billion and $2 billion of customer funds have vanished from FTX, conveniently after the Democrats safely spent his money.
01:31:27.000 At the very least...
01:31:28.000 This is the New York Post.
01:31:29.000 Yeah.
01:31:30.000 At the very least, it's the same negligence and lack of due diligence that the celebrities that endorsed companies like this didn't do.
01:31:42.000 You know what I mean?
01:31:43.000 It's like...
01:31:43.000 Well, how could they know, right?
01:31:44.000 If you're a celebrity, just like play devil's advocate.
01:31:47.000 Yeah.
01:31:47.000 If you're Matt Damon or whoever, Kim Kardashian, I mean, people are making money with Bitcoin.
01:31:53.000 There's Bitcoin billionaires.
01:31:54.000 There's Coinbase, which is apparently doing very well.
01:31:58.000 There's Bitcoins that are sponsoring sports.
01:32:00.000 They sponsor arenas, right?
01:32:02.000 They name arenas after them.
01:32:04.000 Actually, I think they have to change one of the arenas.
01:32:07.000 This is one of them, yeah.
01:32:08.000 Yeah.
01:32:08.000 Oh, it did?
01:32:09.000 Which one?
01:32:09.000 Was it Miami?
01:32:10.000 Miami, yeah.
01:32:10.000 Of course it's Miami.
01:32:11.000 It's where the Coke is.
01:32:12.000 Party!
01:32:13.000 That's the main economy of that town.
01:32:16.000 How would they know?
01:32:17.000 Well, I knew.
01:32:18.000 I mean, I don't mean to say that, but it's like I always questioned it and I knew, so how come they didn't know?
01:32:22.000 Maybe if they turned off their greedy fucking hat for one second and asked some fucking questions about what's actually going on, they would have known.
01:32:27.000 They'd be like, what actually is this?
01:32:29.000 But they didn't.
01:32:30.000 They said, oh, he's offering me $30 million so I can endorse them.
01:32:33.000 That'll make people believe in it more and they'll invest in it and then we'll take that money and all your money that you're hoping is going to turn into more money when this thing blows up, we'll take that and fund the fucking Democratic.
01:32:43.000 We'll fund the political party.
01:32:45.000 Yeah, it's slippery.
01:32:46.000 It is definitely slippery.
01:32:47.000 There's something weird about it.
01:32:48.000 That's what happened.
01:32:49.000 There's something very weird about it.
01:32:51.000 It's the same thing, like, what's the cult again?
01:32:53.000 I keep forgetting.
01:32:54.000 What they did, what he did with the Seagram's daughters, they funneled all the money into his little cult, and with that money, he was able to get the Dalai Lama and a couple other people that gave it legitimacy, and then other people going like, it must be legitimate if this person's in it,
01:33:10.000 and they started giving him all the money, and all he was doing was branding women and fucking them.
01:33:15.000 What did they think he was doing, though?
01:33:17.000 They thought he was doing this self-help thing and empowering women and teaching them how to be more rigorous.
01:33:25.000 I'm very ignorant to this cult.
01:33:26.000 Oh, it's incredible.
01:33:27.000 When I found out it was involving Hollywood people, I was like, meh.
01:33:30.000 I just gave up on that.
01:33:32.000 The actress from Smallville, there was a few other people, but it was all over the world.
01:33:36.000 It wasn't just L.A. And it was based in all of me.
01:33:38.000 First of all, that's how you know people are stupid.
01:33:40.000 Because if you're...
01:33:42.000 Buying in to a cult that's in Albany?
01:33:46.000 You're stupid.
01:33:47.000 And then they went to Albany to attend his little weekend retreats.
01:33:51.000 It's a bad place to live.
01:33:51.000 It's Albany.
01:33:52.000 It's a shithole.
01:33:54.000 People from Albany are mad at you right now.
01:33:56.000 Do you understand that?
01:33:56.000 Well, they know I'm right, though.
01:33:57.000 It's a dump.
01:33:58.000 It's the fucking capital of the state of New York, you son of a bitch.
01:34:01.000 Yeah, I know.
01:34:02.000 And I don't know why.
01:34:04.000 It's a shithole.
01:34:08.000 It's a fucking dump.
01:34:09.000 But they did the same exact thing that these crypto people did, specifically this kid freed.
01:34:14.000 It's definitely not the Bahamas.
01:34:15.000 It's not the Bahamas, no.
01:34:16.000 Right.
01:34:16.000 He got it right.
01:34:17.000 Kid got it right.
01:34:18.000 He got the billions.
01:34:19.000 It's like, Bahamas.
01:34:20.000 Yeah, he just went to the Bahamas.
01:34:22.000 That is a pretty wild thing to do, though.
01:34:25.000 To be living in the house, banging all these people you're working with, raking in billions, funneling some of it to the Democratic Party, doing all this philanthropy work, probably thinking you're a fucking gem of a person.
01:34:36.000 Yeah.
01:34:37.000 Until it all comes crashing down.
01:34:38.000 But if it didn't come crashing down, that's like the Bernie Madoff thing.
01:34:41.000 If it wasn't for the 2008 crash, would Bernie Madoff have been able to keep that hustle going?
01:34:45.000 Oh, he was so good at it.
01:34:47.000 He was so good at it.
01:34:48.000 Oh, he was so good.
01:34:48.000 He used to show up at his client's son's baseball games and answer their phone calls.
01:34:53.000 Of course he did.
01:34:54.000 He really was a good con artist.
01:34:56.000 Of course he did.
01:34:57.000 He showed great attention to them so they didn't look at the stealing hand.
01:35:03.000 I mean, but you know, the Democratic Party should have done a little due diligence, been like, what is this?
01:35:08.000 They didn't ask questions either.
01:35:10.000 Or not.
01:35:10.000 They just took the money.
01:35:11.000 They took the money.
01:35:12.000 It's not their fault.
01:35:13.000 What the fuck are they supposed to do?
01:35:14.000 If this lady set it up with her son and he's fucking funneling that money, yeehaw, let's go.
01:35:19.000 You don't have to go and do an audit on their business and make sure it's running right.
01:35:22.000 Give me that money.
01:35:23.000 I don't care where you got it from.
01:35:24.000 I don't know nothing.
01:35:25.000 When people come to see your show, how much of it is cocaine money?
01:35:28.000 How many people are coming to see Giannis Papas that are secretly coke dealers?
01:35:32.000 I would say probably zero percent.
01:35:34.000 More than one.
01:35:35.000 Maybe one, yeah.
01:35:36.000 Come on, are all the shows you've ever done?
01:35:38.000 A hundred percent in Miami, yeah.
01:35:39.000 Out of all the shows you've ever done, how many people paid for your ticket and they were involved in illegal activities?
01:35:44.000 That's different, though.
01:35:45.000 I'm not the government.
01:35:47.000 I'm not claiming to be good.
01:35:48.000 We're just accepting a little money.
01:35:49.000 We don't have time.
01:35:50.000 We're running a campaign.
01:35:51.000 We're trying to overturn this Roe v.
01:35:52.000 Wade bullshit.
01:35:53.000 Come on, man.
01:35:54.000 We're trying to codify Roe v.
01:35:56.000 Wade.
01:35:56.000 We need money.
01:35:56.000 That's what I love when they turned over Roe v.
01:35:58.000 Wade.
01:35:58.000 The first thing they did is, give us money.
01:36:00.000 Give us more money.
01:36:01.000 We need donations.
01:36:02.000 It's the only way we're going to fix this.
01:36:04.000 Yeah.
01:36:05.000 And then, yeah, no, they- Yeah, this article says that they used him, like Greta Thunberg.
01:36:09.000 Oh, like Greta Thunberg, the teenage eco-evangelist SBF was manipulated into serving a useful purpose.
01:36:16.000 Isn't that kind of editorializing, though?
01:36:18.000 It could be, yeah.
01:36:18.000 You don't exactly know what was going on there.
01:36:20.000 In other words, FBF's analytical IQ and social ineptitude made him a prime recruit for the cause of hijacking capitalism to divert money to left-wing causes.
01:36:30.000 Whoa!
01:36:31.000 Nerd sniped.
01:36:32.000 So the article describes Bankman-Fried's recruitment into the EA cult when he was a young man at MIT as being nerd sniped, which is the practice of attracting brain power by presenting problems as puzzles.
01:36:47.000 Whoa.
01:36:47.000 EA is effective altruism.
01:36:49.000 Whoa.
01:36:51.000 Interesting.
01:36:53.000 Interesting.
01:36:54.000 Interesting.
01:36:56.000 Wait, hold it.
01:36:56.000 Go back to that.
01:36:58.000 It says he's never read a book, as information should be in six-paragraph blog post.
01:37:04.000 What?
01:37:05.000 It says the author concludes the FTF founder is neurodiverse, but not spectrum-y or Asperger-y.
01:37:12.000 SBF says he has some ADD and has never read a book, as information should be in a six-paragraph blog post.
01:37:22.000 Huh.
01:37:23.000 You should probably read books.
01:37:26.000 That's just like a typical Gen Z. You should read books on what happens when you start a sex cult.
01:37:31.000 It always ends up with dead people.
01:37:36.000 When is the sex cult?
01:37:37.000 Unless the government comes in like with the Nixxiom, how do you say it?
01:37:40.000 Nixxiom, right?
01:37:41.000 Unless they come in and fucking arrest everybody, it winds up in death.
01:37:44.000 Yeah, it does.
01:37:45.000 Always.
01:37:46.000 Look at Waco.
01:37:47.000 Branding, yeah.
01:37:49.000 What's next?
01:37:50.000 You gotta give me your pinky?
01:37:51.000 Yeah, no, you're gonna kill him.
01:37:51.000 People die of infections?
01:37:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:37:55.000 Yeah, so he cleaned his dirty money by donating it to the Democratic Party.
01:37:59.000 Or they tricked him into doing that.
01:38:02.000 They tricked him into funneling money over there.
01:38:05.000 This is a fascinating unfolding thing, right?
01:38:09.000 Because they're monitoring him in the Bahamas.
01:38:11.000 How long before they arrest him?
01:38:12.000 And they said his plane went to Argentina, but he said no, he didn't go to Argentina.
01:38:17.000 But his private jet went to Argentina.
01:38:19.000 So what's on the jet, man?
01:38:21.000 What's on the jet, man?
01:38:22.000 I tell you what it's not.
01:38:24.000 It's not invisible tokens.
01:38:25.000 Maybe they put the jet over there so that he could, like, they wouldn't take his jet.
01:38:30.000 Maybe they won't take it in Argentina.
01:38:32.000 Maybe.
01:38:32.000 Supposedly they were trying to get to Dubai.
01:38:34.000 Yeah.
01:38:34.000 Which Dubai's like, come on, give me some of that.
01:38:37.000 Give me some money, I'll keep you safe.
01:38:38.000 Yeah, money.
01:38:39.000 He's not going to be hoarding invisible tokens, I know that, because they are valueless.
01:38:43.000 It seems like now it's gotten so big, though, he probably can't hide anywhere.
01:38:47.000 It seems like they're going to get him.
01:38:49.000 Are they, though, or are they his friend because he helped them win?
01:38:52.000 He knows too much.
01:38:53.000 He knows too much.
01:38:54.000 Yeah, you gotta go down.
01:38:55.000 He's gotta fall off a boat.
01:38:57.000 He's gotta, something's gotta go wrong.
01:38:59.000 Yeah, you can't just get away with that.
01:39:00.000 No.
01:39:01.000 They're not gonna let you go to Dubai.
01:39:02.000 No.
01:39:02.000 Not now.
01:39:03.000 He's gonna mysteriously fall off a boat.
01:39:05.000 How many people are involved that lost millions?
01:39:08.000 Like, how many people?
01:39:10.000 A lot of ordinary people lost a lot of money, yeah.
01:39:12.000 His Twitter account the last day has just been tweeting out random things.
01:39:16.000 What?
01:39:17.000 I think they got deleted.
01:39:20.000 It's not showing it.
01:39:21.000 So is he saying a sentence with all those H-A-P-P-E? What happened?
01:39:28.000 No one knows.
01:39:29.000 Oh, did he get to the last letter?
01:39:31.000 Not stopped two hours ago.
01:39:32.000 So it's probably like, what happened?
01:39:34.000 That's what I'm guessing.
01:39:35.000 Over time, though.
01:39:36.000 But he's...
01:39:36.000 I don't know if he has...
01:39:37.000 Because he could have his phone while he's being held, right?
01:39:39.000 Who knows, man?
01:39:40.000 Who knows what's going on?
01:39:42.000 Yeah.
01:39:42.000 It could be that...
01:39:43.000 That's just, like, wild shit there, too.
01:39:46.000 It could be that the party in power knew what he was doing, took the money, and then waited until after the elections to let the story drop.
01:39:53.000 That would be convenient, too.
01:39:54.000 Be like, all right, let's just take the money, because we know it's going to help, and then if we pull off what we're trying to pull off, which is less damage in the midterms, then we'll take them down, And pretend like we didn't know anything about it.
01:40:07.000 Jesus.
01:40:08.000 Because there's no way they didn't know anything about it.
01:40:09.000 Wouldn't it be better if they didn't take him down and he kept doing this forever?
01:40:12.000 And then they keep getting money funneled to him?
01:40:14.000 I think...
01:40:15.000 But now everybody knows.
01:40:16.000 Yeah, now.
01:40:16.000 But I don't think they sold him down the river.
01:40:19.000 I think it probably just fell apart.
01:40:22.000 I'm just guessing.
01:40:23.000 What is the reason why it fell apart?
01:40:27.000 Something happened.
01:40:28.000 We're too dumb for this.
01:40:29.000 We're too dumb for this.
01:40:30.000 I was trying to track it back, too.
01:40:32.000 I think she's the CFO. She's in the polycule, if you will.
01:40:37.000 Someone tweeted out something about purchasing them or something, and it was almost in a shit-talking response.
01:40:43.000 She was like, oh yeah, we'll just buy you.
01:40:45.000 We'll buy all your shares or something like that for $22.
01:40:47.000 We have money.
01:40:48.000 I think someone was calling them out for not having money or something like that.
01:40:51.000 She called back like, no, we do.
01:40:53.000 We'll do it.
01:40:54.000 And there's speculation that that guy knew all of this information or a good portion of it and was sort of baiting them out in public.
01:41:00.000 And now that it's out there, they can't put the plug back in.
01:41:05.000 Yeah.
01:41:05.000 It's leaked.
01:41:06.000 Eventually they all get caught.
01:41:08.000 I mean, if you're robbing Peter to pay Paul, eventually it gets found out.
01:41:12.000 But in that crypto world, it seems like it's much more ambiguous where everything is.
01:41:16.000 Yeah, where's it go?
01:41:17.000 And what is it?
01:41:18.000 It's tokens, it's coins, it's this, it's that.
01:41:23.000 But once the value started dropping, there was like a big crash, right?
01:41:27.000 I mean, it still has some value, but there was a big crash, right, Jamie?
01:41:30.000 Is that what started it off?
01:41:32.000 The big crash?
01:41:32.000 I think the big crash is what got everyone sort of focused on it and going like, wait a second, is this all bullshit?
01:41:38.000 I don't know that this has much to do with Bitcoin specifically, other than that this is a crypto exchange.
01:41:43.000 I think that's the only relation to the Bitcoin price.
01:41:47.000 Well, thank goodness for that gentleman whose video we played.
01:41:51.000 Was his name Chamath?
01:41:52.000 Say his last name again?
01:41:53.000 Do it.
01:41:54.000 He was a big wig at Facebook, right?
01:41:56.000 Say his name, bro.
01:41:57.000 Chamath.
01:41:57.000 He's just known as Chamath.
01:41:58.000 Chamath.
01:41:59.000 Well, Chamath broke it down for us in a way that, again, we'll never be able to repeat.
01:42:02.000 And he's legit.
01:42:03.000 He used to be a top guy at Facebook, I think, if I'm right, right?
01:42:07.000 I think he's definitely on the board of quite a few major companies.
01:42:11.000 He's involved in some venture capital projects.
01:42:15.000 So there's a leak about Alameda Research's money.
01:42:17.000 This is sort of what I was getting at, I think.
01:42:19.000 And this sort of spread into more issues.
01:42:24.000 Like, they were hacked on Saturday night.
01:42:25.000 There was a tweet going out that told everyone to delete this off of your phone and devices.
01:42:30.000 Whoa.
01:42:30.000 I was like, oh, great.
01:42:31.000 What does that mean?
01:42:33.000 And that's where that one to two billion dollars was getting stolen, apparently.
01:42:36.000 Oh my goodness.
01:42:38.000 And they're trying to check where that stuff was going.
01:42:41.000 So what does this have to do with Ukraine, though?
01:42:43.000 So they were using the money to give money to Ukraine to buy weapons?
01:42:48.000 That's right.
01:42:48.000 I think some of this is getting caught up then in conspiracy stuff.
01:42:51.000 The conspiracy was that the government was giving money to Ukraine to aid in the war, and that they were taking some of that money and investing it back in FTX. Oh.
01:43:01.000 Well, that could be true or not, right?
01:43:02.000 We don't know.
01:43:03.000 Let's see what we know.
01:43:04.000 Yes, I'm just Googling.
01:43:05.000 Don't give up now.
01:43:07.000 We're almost there!
01:43:09.000 We've almost figured this mystery out.
01:43:11.000 Axios says there's two threads, untangling two threads about FTX and user funds.
01:43:16.000 I don't know if this is going to be in here, though.
01:43:18.000 Money is a wild thing, brother.
01:43:21.000 It's a wild thing that motivates people.
01:43:23.000 The Ukraine doesn't pop up in that article.
01:43:26.000 Wild, wild thing.
01:43:27.000 It is.
01:43:28.000 That dude, if he just played it right, if he just played it right, he'd be rich as fuck.
01:43:32.000 Banging nine people in a house in the Bahamas.
01:43:34.000 Yeah.
01:43:34.000 I mean, here's a for instance.
01:43:35.000 They never stopped, though, right?
01:43:36.000 He tweeted this on February 24th.
01:43:38.000 We just gave $25 to each Ukrainian on FTX. Do what you gotta do.
01:43:45.000 What does that mean?
01:43:46.000 They start an account for every person in Ukraine on their platform, and then how many of them actually access that?
01:43:52.000 What does that mean?
01:43:53.000 The worst people always hide behind the greatest good.
01:43:56.000 Yeah.
01:43:57.000 There's definitely an inclination for things to be co-opted, things that are undeniably good things, co-opted by evil people with their own selfish needs.
01:44:07.000 It's the best cover.
01:44:09.000 It's a great cover, sure.
01:44:10.000 Especially if you're actually funneling money.
01:44:13.000 And deciding that, you know, the only way to help is to do this and we're going to donate that.
01:44:18.000 It'll justify this.
01:44:19.000 And even though it's kind of shady, we're going to get away with it because we've got the backing of these people.
01:44:23.000 I don't know that this means there's proof, but this is...
01:44:25.000 FBF laundering money through Ukraine.
01:44:28.000 And this is on coinchapter.com.
01:44:30.000 It says, Ben Swan, the founder and CEO of blockchain-based news channel...
01:44:36.000 Is that the same Ben Swan, the Pizzagate guy?
01:44:40.000 Could be.
01:44:40.000 Hold on a second.
01:44:41.000 Let me read that and then we'll get to that.
01:44:43.000 The founder and CEO of blockchain-based news channel Sovereign Media also assessed the circulating news.
01:44:51.000 He pointed out that Berkman Fried had been outspoken supporter of Ukraine on top of his democratic affiliation.
01:45:00.000 Now, see if that's the guy.
01:45:02.000 Tweeted Swan.
01:45:02.000 Click on Tweeted Swan below that where it says Tweeted Swan.
01:45:05.000 See if that's the same guy.
01:45:09.000 I think so.
01:45:09.000 I think that's the same guy.
01:45:11.000 Okay.
01:45:12.000 Yeah.
01:45:13.000 Founder of, what does it say?
01:45:15.000 Sovereign Media, speaking truth to power, afflicting the comfortable and comforting the afflicted.
01:45:25.000 I think that's a guy...
01:45:26.000 Hey, I'm a good guy!
01:45:28.000 He was either fired or something happened when he was pointing out all the weirdness involved in the whole Pizzagate thing when that lunatic went into that place and said, you're hiding kids, and he fucking shot up the place.
01:45:39.000 And he was trying to do his own research, but he was doing it on television about the story and pointing out the weirdness of the story.
01:45:48.000 Do you remember that?
01:45:49.000 No, I don't know those details.
01:45:51.000 Very fucking...
01:45:52.000 I know the general of what happened.
01:45:55.000 All of it.
01:45:55.000 Sketch city.
01:45:56.000 Yeah.
01:45:56.000 All of it.
01:45:57.000 You know, because it's like, Jesus Christ, are you saying that, like, you're just gonna, like, maybe we should know more before you put this on TV. Yeah.
01:46:04.000 Saying that there's, like, a cult of kid fuckers in a basement in a pizzeria.
01:46:09.000 Yeah.
01:46:09.000 You're firing up the troops.
01:46:10.000 Well, that's what happened.
01:46:11.000 There is kid fucking going on, and then people get on the internet, and they just start making connections that maybe aren't there.
01:46:16.000 Yeah.
01:46:17.000 I don't know if they were there or not there, but there's a lot of weirdness to the whole Podesta emails and, you know, they were getting into all that.
01:46:23.000 Yeah.
01:46:24.000 How it ends up in a pizza place.
01:46:26.000 Listen, once you find out that Fuck Island is real, Pedophile Island was real, you're like, what?
01:46:32.000 Oh.
01:46:33.000 That was real?
01:46:33.000 Yeah.
01:46:34.000 And then the list never got published.
01:46:35.000 What?
01:46:36.000 Yeah.
01:46:36.000 And that Epstein killed himself, allegedly.
01:46:39.000 Yeah.
01:46:40.000 And the cameras didn't work.
01:46:41.000 Yeah.
01:46:41.000 What?
01:46:42.000 And then Michael Badden, the autopsy doctor, does an examination of the corpse and says the neck is broken and consistently, which is consistent with being strangled to death, not with hanging, like the way it's broken.
01:46:53.000 What?
01:46:54.000 And then Ghislaine gets arrested and...
01:46:56.000 No fucking clients are named.
01:46:59.000 No one.
01:46:59.000 Just, yeah, you sold pussy.
01:47:01.000 You're fucking going to jail forever.
01:47:03.000 Now go do yoga.
01:47:04.000 Yeah.
01:47:06.000 She's in a place with yoga classes.
01:47:08.000 Yeah.
01:47:08.000 Like this minimum security place.
01:47:09.000 And they just keep her alive somehow or another.
01:47:12.000 Her dad fell off a boat.
01:47:14.000 Yeah, wasn't her dad like some sort of a Mossad officer or something like that?
01:47:17.000 Most probably, yeah.
01:47:18.000 He probably said something to the wrong person.
01:47:20.000 They were like, alright, it's time for you to fall off a boat.
01:47:22.000 Is that what happened?
01:47:23.000 Yeah.
01:47:24.000 I don't think that's common knowledge, but obviously that's the subtext.
01:47:28.000 I sent you this the other day.
01:47:44.000 So here's the tweet he had.
01:47:48.000 So he said the CIA, Mossad, and pedo elite are running some kind of sex trafficking entrapment blackmail ring out of Puerto Rico and Caribbean islands.
01:47:58.000 They are going to frame me with a laptop planted by my ex-girlfriend who is a spy.
01:48:03.000 They will torture me to death.
01:48:05.000 That was October 28th of this year, and then...
01:48:10.000 Oh!
01:48:11.000 Next day, MakerDAO co-founder Nicolai Mushegien dies at 29 in Puerto Rico.
01:48:18.000 I think he drowned.
01:48:19.000 Mushegien was an important figure in the crypto community, contributing to multiple projects, including MakerDOA, BitShares, and Balancer.
01:48:27.000 And how did he die?
01:48:28.000 I think, yeah, he says he drowned.
01:48:30.000 Ah, he fell into the water.
01:48:32.000 Left behind after drowning death.
01:48:34.000 Oh, wow.
01:48:35.000 Wow.
01:48:36.000 What?
01:48:38.000 What the fuck?
01:48:40.000 Cryptocurrency developer Nikolai Mushgien had been splitting his time between Florida and Puerto Rico before his untimely and suspicious death on October 28th.
01:48:51.000 In 2017, at age 24, he purchased a modern two-bedroom, two-bathroom home in the Fort Lauderdale area for a $415,000 record show, raised in Kansas by Russian immigrant parents.
01:49:04.000 How do you say his name?
01:49:05.000 Mushegian?
01:49:06.000 Mushegian.
01:49:07.000 Mushegian moved to Florida in 2017 to focus on the crypto scene.
01:49:12.000 Mushegian was an early developer of MakerDOA, known as the largest decentralized finance DeFi protocol.
01:49:19.000 He was also a key architect of the stablecoin system, currencies without government backing.
01:49:25.000 According to the previous listing, the only home he ever owned spans more than 1,500 square feet and is situated on A quiet cul-de-sac.
01:49:36.000 And so they're showing pictures of his house.
01:49:42.000 Okay.
01:49:44.000 And what happened to this fellow?
01:49:45.000 He's no longer with us.
01:49:47.000 That is pretty wild that he posted that the CIA and the Mossad and pedo elite are running some kind of sex trafficking entrapment, blackmail ring out of Puerto Rico and the Caribbean islands, and then drowned.
01:50:01.000 Sources told the Post Musijian had left his home in the Lux Condado area for a walk a little after 9 a.m.
01:50:12.000 A surfer off Ashford Beach, a spot considered so rife with riptides that local hotels worn against ocean swimming discovered his body in the waves.
01:50:22.000 He was wearing his clothes and had his wallet on him.
01:50:25.000 He was murdered!
01:50:28.000 Bro.
01:50:28.000 Bro.
01:50:29.000 His death has since fueled theories.
01:50:31.000 Many believe his death was no accident, while those in the crypto called him brilliant but paranoid.
01:50:36.000 Another person who knew Mishijian very well for years, until they had a falling out two years ago, said the developer was very, very smart, but also suffered from extreme bouts of paranoia.
01:50:48.000 He had mental problems, a source said.
01:50:50.000 He saw a psychiatrist at times, he smoked a lot of pot, a tremendous amount.
01:50:55.000 Some of his paranoia was based on fact, the source added.
01:50:59.000 He discovered things.
01:51:01.000 He knew things.
01:51:02.000 Nikolai got bored a lot with the mundane of life.
01:51:06.000 He'd go after things, constantly putting himself in weird positions.
01:51:11.000 If it wasn't for money, it wasn't for the money, rather.
01:51:14.000 He was interested in why things were the way they were and the corruption behind it.
01:51:18.000 Meanwhile, other sources, including his family, believe the drowning was neither accidental nor the result of foul play.
01:51:25.000 Hinting that it was self-inflicted.
01:51:27.000 Michelle Jean had been in such a downward spiral in recent weeks that his father had come to stay with him at his condado home, sources said.
01:51:39.000 Hmm.
01:51:41.000 So they don't know.
01:51:42.000 Yeah, I mean...
01:51:44.000 Huh.
01:51:46.000 His mother said that his death had nothing to do with conspiracy tweets.
01:51:51.000 Well, maybe she knows him better.
01:51:53.000 Yeah.
01:51:53.000 I mean, you know...
01:51:54.000 It's a fucking crazy coincidence, though.
01:51:56.000 Yeah, it is.
01:51:57.000 But it's also one of those things, like, if you were a troll and you knew you were going to kill yourself, what a great way to kill yourself.
01:52:02.000 Yeah, you get a lot of attention.
01:52:03.000 But no, I mean, just, like, just leave a little puzzle behind for fun.
01:52:06.000 Right, right.
01:52:07.000 For funsies.
01:52:07.000 Right.
01:52:08.000 If you plan on drowning yourself, go, you know what, I'm going to drown myself, but I'm going to fuck with people first.
01:52:12.000 Yeah.
01:52:12.000 I'm going to tell them the CIA and the Mossad is running a pedo ring and...
01:52:15.000 Yeah.
01:52:17.000 I mean, it's possible.
01:52:18.000 Probably less possible.
01:52:20.000 Or, he was schizophrenic, and he thought that that was really happening, and he went crazy, and he ran into the water and got fucking taken out by the riptide.
01:52:28.000 Right.
01:52:28.000 And drowned.
01:52:28.000 I mean, he doesn't look like the healthiest fella.
01:52:30.000 Right.
01:52:31.000 There was a couple years back, like a WWE wrestler, some stud athlete, got drowned, got caught in a riptide, and didn't make it to shore.
01:52:40.000 Yeah, but I mean, it's a little weird to go swimming with all your clothes on and all that.
01:52:43.000 Maybe he was hot.
01:52:50.000 Maybe want to know what it feels like to swim with clothes on.
01:52:55.000 What the fuck, man?
01:52:58.000 That's so what the kids call sus.
01:53:00.000 Yeah, that's sus, son.
01:53:02.000 That's very sus.
01:53:04.000 Damn, I mean, is there anything more sus?
01:53:06.000 Dude, it's a dirty world run by brilliant psychopaths.
01:53:09.000 Three possible futures for me.
01:53:11.000 By the way, his handle is Delete Shit Coin.
01:53:17.000 Three possible futures for me.
01:53:18.000 One, suicided by CIA. Two, CIA brain damage slave asset.
01:53:24.000 Three, worst nightmare of people who fucked with me up until now.
01:53:28.000 I am sure these are the only options.
01:53:31.000 So in the future, he could have been the worst nightmare for the people who were fucking with him right there and then.
01:53:39.000 Wow.
01:53:42.000 Hmm.
01:53:42.000 It's hard to know, but you know, when there's motive, it makes you wonder.
01:53:46.000 Well, it fucking for sure makes you wonder.
01:53:48.000 This is what makes people on, like, 4chan go crazy, right?
01:53:51.000 These kind of things?
01:53:52.000 Yeah.
01:53:52.000 This is what you...
01:53:53.000 Like, if you're one of those people that's inclined to believe that Q's a real person, and then this kind of stuff happens?
01:53:58.000 Yeah.
01:53:58.000 Like, that was the whole thing behind Q, right?
01:54:00.000 That Donald Trump was going to expose the pedophiles and...
01:54:03.000 You know, JFK Jr. is going to show up in Dallas.
01:54:05.000 Yeah, he was going to star track up from the spot that his dad died.
01:54:11.000 How crazy is that, that they thought that JFK Jr. was a part of it all?
01:54:14.000 That he was still alive this whole time, just under the radar, ready to pop up.
01:54:18.000 Decades later to save Trump.
01:54:21.000 It's like adult fan fiction.
01:54:22.000 It's like adult Dungeons and Dragons.
01:54:24.000 Yeah.
01:54:25.000 Cosplay.
01:54:26.000 Yeah, it's cosplay.
01:54:27.000 Yeah.
01:54:27.000 It's exciting.
01:54:28.000 It's exciting.
01:54:30.000 It's a much more exciting life when you know a dangerous, dangerous secret when you're in on something.
01:54:37.000 It's better than just eating soup at Panera Bread and maybe the person knows your name.
01:54:40.000 Watching the Big Bang.
01:54:41.000 Yeah, watching the Big Bang.
01:54:43.000 Chuckling every couple episodes.
01:54:44.000 As your neck fat just grows and grows into a bubble.
01:54:48.000 Your liver just gets toxic.
01:54:50.000 It's better to be James Bond.
01:54:52.000 Go to sleep drunk every night.
01:54:53.000 Yeah, digital James Bond.
01:54:56.000 And then you form camaraderie with other people.
01:54:59.000 Yeah, you have this whole social scene.
01:55:01.000 And you guys are all in on this dangerous secret.
01:55:04.000 But the truth probably lies in between that and, you know, that there's nothing going on.
01:55:11.000 Well, I also think that if I was running some sort of an illegal operation, one thing I would do is make it seem ridiculous.
01:55:16.000 So I would hire people to go post outrageous stuff online to the point where none of it makes any sense anymore because it all seems so crazy.
01:55:24.000 If you believe in that, you believe in lizard people and the earth is flat.
01:55:27.000 Yeah.
01:55:27.000 You know what I mean?
01:55:28.000 I think there's something to that.
01:55:30.000 Yeah, and the people who do run shit are sometimes evil geniuses, and they think of all those things, and it's amazing.
01:55:40.000 They always have the advantage, like the Joker.
01:55:42.000 They always have the advantage.
01:55:43.000 They always have the advantage.
01:55:44.000 Because they have the will, they want it.
01:55:46.000 When you get to people like George Soros and that other guy, the Klaus Schwab guy, the World Economic Forum guy, I don't know him.
01:55:56.000 The World Economic Forum is the, you will own nothing and you will be happy.
01:56:01.000 Do you know that?
01:56:02.000 No.
01:56:02.000 That was a tweet the World Economic Forum put out.
01:56:05.000 I'm going to send you the tweet.
01:56:06.000 The World Economic Forum sent this tweet out in like 2016. And it's a picture of this girl.
01:56:14.000 And it says, see if you can find it, Jamie.
01:56:16.000 It says, the tweet was from 2016. It said, you will own nothing and you'll be happy.
01:56:21.000 And it's a real tweet.
01:56:23.000 It's a real tweet that they put out in 2016. And they put it out because of this thing from the World Economic Forum.
01:56:32.000 I owe nothing.
01:56:33.000 I have no privacy, and life has never been better.
01:56:36.000 Imagine that.
01:56:37.000 She's a member of Parliament in Denmark, and this is what they're promoting.
01:56:40.000 No privacy, no ownership in anything, and just pure happiness.
01:56:44.000 Oh, God.
01:56:45.000 Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better.
01:56:50.000 Imagine.
01:56:50.000 So this is a real tweet from 2016 from the World Economic Forum's Twitter account.
01:56:55.000 Imagine just saying that to people and putting that thought out there and like, oh, great.
01:56:59.000 Does that mean no one owns anything?
01:57:01.000 Well, that doesn't make any sense.
01:57:03.000 Then can everybody just have everything?
01:57:05.000 Or does someone own something?
01:57:06.000 Like, does the state own everything?
01:57:08.000 And they tell you what you can have and what you can't have.
01:57:10.000 But you never have it.
01:57:11.000 You just live in it.
01:57:12.000 Right.
01:57:12.000 They never frame it that way because it's either one of those two options and they are mutually exclusive.
01:57:17.000 Either you own it or the state owns it.
01:57:20.000 That's the way it goes.
01:57:21.000 Yeah, and these are the people that are trying to promote the idea of eating bugs and no more meat.
01:57:27.000 Yeah.
01:57:28.000 This is all wild movie shit.
01:57:30.000 It is.
01:57:31.000 It is movie shit.
01:57:33.000 And they conveniently leave that part out because they're like, oh, you should don't own or share it all.
01:57:40.000 Then that means the government owns it and they're distributing it.
01:57:43.000 Then they own it.
01:57:44.000 So the people who are in the government...
01:57:45.000 They have the advantage.
01:57:47.000 That's like, no, it's that utopian bullshit.
01:57:50.000 When people get into that utopian bullshit, it's always erroneous.
01:57:55.000 It's always going to be nefarious because it doesn't exist in reality.
01:58:00.000 You're not coming up with a solution in reality.
01:58:03.000 You're basing it on ideals and ideals don't exist.
01:58:06.000 You're also saying it when you're the World Economic Forum, Davos, where billionaires fly in to decide the fate of the civilization that we currently enjoy.
01:58:19.000 And this is your message.
01:58:21.000 You're telling the plebs.
01:58:23.000 Right.
01:58:23.000 You'll own nothing.
01:58:24.000 You'll be so happy.
01:58:26.000 And people are like, I can't wait.
01:58:27.000 Yeah.
01:58:28.000 I can't wait.
01:58:29.000 Because most people can't wait.
01:58:30.000 Yeah.
01:58:30.000 Because most people are young people, right?
01:58:32.000 They're just getting started in the world.
01:58:34.000 They don't have anything yet.
01:58:35.000 Yeah.
01:58:35.000 And they believe in that utopian message.
01:58:37.000 Yeah.
01:58:38.000 Whereas, are the billionaires going to give up there?
01:58:40.000 Are they going to give up all their property and money?
01:58:43.000 No.
01:58:43.000 They show up at the art gallery and they throw soup on the Van Gogh and they glue their hand to the wall and they think they're going to fix the world.
01:58:49.000 Yeah.
01:58:50.000 That was the age.
01:58:51.000 And usually they do that because it's cool and they're trying to impress a chick, really.
01:58:55.000 Or...
01:58:56.000 Vice versa.
01:58:56.000 Are they them?
01:58:57.000 Or are they them?
01:58:58.000 Or are they them is trying to impress another...
01:59:00.000 Another they them.
01:59:01.000 They them.
01:59:06.000 Did you see the Porsche one?
01:59:07.000 That's my favorite.
01:59:08.000 They did it at a Porsche...
01:59:09.000 Was it the Porsche Museum or the Porsche exhibit?
01:59:13.000 Porsche Museum?
01:59:14.000 They did it at the Porsche Museum.
01:59:15.000 The Porsche Museum people all left and shut the lights off.
01:59:17.000 I said, fuck you.
01:59:18.000 Stay there.
01:59:19.000 You glued your hand to the floor?
01:59:20.000 We're not even going to call the cops.
01:59:21.000 Yeah, just leave you there.
01:59:22.000 Get the fuck out of here.
01:59:23.000 Yeah.
01:59:24.000 Leave them.
01:59:24.000 Yeah.
01:59:25.000 Leave them and eat that shitty German food.
01:59:27.000 Yeah, you're not winning any people over to your cause when you do dumb shit like that.
01:59:32.000 But they're all doing it.
01:59:32.000 It's happening left and right now.
01:59:34.000 It keeps happening over and over and over again.
01:59:36.000 People are doing it.
01:59:37.000 It's like now it's a trend.
01:59:38.000 So now they arrested people that were a part of an organization that were trying to go into a museum somewhere in Europe and do that.
01:59:46.000 Now they're catching them.
01:59:47.000 Before they can actually get off the glue on the hand move.
01:59:51.000 It's a terrorist act.
01:59:52.000 It's fucking crazy.
01:59:53.000 It's a terrorist act.
01:59:54.000 To do that is terrorism.
01:59:55.000 To fucking attack an iconic painting is terrorism.
02:00:00.000 And they're saying they're doing it, but they know that it won't ruin the painting because it's covered in glass.
02:00:04.000 You don't get to make that choice.
02:00:05.000 Right.
02:00:05.000 Not only that, how do you know how old that frame is?
02:00:08.000 Do you know if that frame is historic as well?
02:00:10.000 Like, do you know that?
02:00:11.000 Like, that frame might be a thousand years old.
02:00:13.000 Right.
02:00:13.000 You're throwing soup on a thousand-year-old frame.
02:00:15.000 Right.
02:00:15.000 Like, do you know?
02:00:16.000 Like, I don't know.
02:00:17.000 That's the equivalent of going, like, assaulting a woman and being like, well, you know, she asked for it.
02:00:22.000 You know, she'll be fine.
02:00:22.000 You know, she wouldn't want it.
02:00:25.000 She's fine.
02:00:25.000 You're rationalizing it.
02:00:26.000 You're justifying it.
02:00:28.000 You committed a terrorist crime.
02:00:30.000 You're doing it to further this cause that you probably have very little understanding of, too.
02:00:34.000 Mm-hmm.
02:00:35.000 Like, if you really knew what you're saying, just stopping all oil.
02:00:38.000 You know, I had Bjorn Lomberg on the podcast the other day.
02:00:45.000 What is his official title?
02:00:47.000 He's written books in the environment, but he's also...
02:00:50.000 Is he a statistician?
02:00:52.000 Like, what is his...
02:00:54.000 Find out what his official thing is.
02:00:56.000 But Bjorn essentially was saying the way to save lives is not by everybody quitting oil.
02:01:02.000 The way to save lives is to get people out of poverty.
02:01:05.000 And the best way to get people out of poverty is to provide them with power and with industry and a bunch of things that's going to raise these people that are dying of tuberculosis and malaria.
02:01:15.000 That would save a lot of people.
02:01:17.000 He's a Danish author, statistician, and president of the think tank Copenhagen Consensus Center.
02:01:23.000 So his take wasn't that global warming and human beings contributing to it is not a problem.
02:01:30.000 He said it is a problem.
02:01:31.000 But if we stopped everything in the United States, it's a small percentage of what the world does, and they're not going to stop it.
02:01:36.000 What we need to do is figure out how to get to these places that are particularly...
02:01:40.000 The most horrible scenarios in terms of like people's chance to live a good life and try to elevate those people and you'll have less pollution.
02:01:50.000 You'll have less problems.
02:01:51.000 You'll have less of this if you have less people that are living in dire poverty.
02:01:55.000 They don't give a fuck about burning coal or some of these people are like Burning paper to feed their homes or to warm their homes and to cook their food on.
02:02:05.000 And he was saying that living inside these homes where these people do this is like the equivalent of smoking two packs of cigarettes a day for everybody who lives there.
02:02:12.000 They're just breathing toxic shit.
02:02:14.000 There's probably some truth to that, too, but you can't let, like, the corporations off the hook and rich people off the hook either.
02:02:19.000 I mean, like, you know, all the companies that dump chemicals in the Hudson River and do all that stuff, that's unregulated.
02:02:25.000 No, no one's saying that.
02:02:26.000 But what he is saying is that the real way to concentrate on helping people is...
02:02:32.000 Increasing their capacity for education, getting them great education, and raising industry in those areas where people can make a living.
02:02:40.000 And getting them out of these thatched roof houses and aluminum siding houses where they get destroyed every time storms go through.
02:02:49.000 Getting them to safe homes.
02:02:50.000 For sure.
02:02:51.000 And making life better for them and trying to improve the economic situation, he goes, that's going to save way more lives than this is.
02:02:59.000 And he said he thinks the solution is in technology to mitigate these problems, not just completely stopping oil.
02:03:06.000 They have to come up with viable alternatives.
02:03:09.000 We're too far down the road now anyway.
02:03:11.000 Yeah.
02:03:11.000 So it's just unrealistic to be like, hey, let's just all go live off the land.
02:03:14.000 And plus when you go to electric, you still need oil to power that, to power the grid.
02:03:20.000 Well, that's the dirty secret about electric cars.
02:03:23.000 People don't know that.
02:03:23.000 And tires are made of rubber and all the...
02:03:25.000 I mean, there's so much that oil...
02:03:28.000 You can't just go stop oil.
02:03:29.000 You got to figure it out somehow slowly.
02:03:31.000 Yeah.
02:03:32.000 We got to get better the same way we got sick.
02:03:35.000 What do you mean?
02:03:36.000 It's a gambling term.
02:03:38.000 Like, say if you and I were gambling, we were playing pool, and I won five games in a row, and you said, like, double or nothing.
02:03:43.000 I'd say, no, no, no.
02:03:44.000 You've got to get better the same way you got sick.
02:03:46.000 Like, you're five games down.
02:03:49.000 Like, we're paying $100 a game, and you want to bet $500 on the next game.
02:03:54.000 You've got to get better the same way you got sick.
02:03:56.000 I'm not going to give you a chance to win it all back in one game.
02:03:59.000 Get the fuck out of here.
02:04:00.000 And in life, like if it takes this much time to pollute the ocean and this much time to ruin the streams and this much time to get all that carbon in the air, we probably should be looking at some long-term solution that includes renewable energy, that includes all these things,
02:04:16.000 and then like slowly migrating in a safe way that doesn't fuck us economically.
02:04:21.000 You're 100% right.
02:04:22.000 Yeah.
02:04:22.000 Yeah.
02:04:23.000 But in those countries, it's imperative.
02:04:26.000 There's a lot of countries that are contributing the most to all this carbon that's in the atmosphere.
02:04:31.000 China, big time, right?
02:04:32.000 Big time.
02:04:32.000 They're not going to stop.
02:04:33.000 They're not going to listen.
02:04:34.000 They're not going to listen.
02:04:35.000 So we're over here with a small percentage of the world's problem, and we're still going to be buying shit from China.
02:04:41.000 So we're going to be funding it.
02:04:43.000 We're going to be funding all this pollution over there.
02:04:45.000 Right.
02:04:45.000 Well, they're kind of shooting themselves in the foot.
02:04:48.000 There's one thing I don't understand why they keep doing the zero-tolerance COVID lockdowns at the factories because that's just making American companies diversify where their factories are.
02:04:58.000 Isn't that hurting their pocket?
02:04:59.000 I don't understand why they're doing it.
02:05:00.000 I don't get it.
02:05:01.000 People are wild, dude.
02:05:02.000 Is it just because they're authoritarian?
02:05:04.000 I think that's it.
02:05:05.000 I think they just crack that whip on people.
02:05:08.000 They just can't get out of their own way in that way or something.
02:05:10.000 I mean, it seems to be a way of managing people.
02:05:14.000 That's very common, right?
02:05:16.000 That authoritarian, zero tolerance way of treating people.
02:05:23.000 That's how you keep people scared.
02:05:25.000 And if you do that with tweets, like they do that with tweets.
02:05:28.000 Like, if you tweet over there, you're fucked.
02:05:30.000 If you tweet something shitty, you know, put out something on whatever their social media apps are, you're fucked.
02:05:36.000 That's the case in Saudi Arabia, too, right?
02:05:38.000 You're fucked.
02:05:39.000 You tweet some shit about the government, you complain about the government, you're fucked.
02:05:43.000 You know, that's what they do.
02:05:45.000 You can't get away with it.
02:05:46.000 Well, they're fucking up the supply chain.
02:05:48.000 The whole world is fucked right now, in that way.
02:05:52.000 And that's going to make companies go, like, we're going to move our factory here because they don't have those types of zero tolerance policies.
02:06:00.000 They're not shutting down like that.
02:06:02.000 We need to keep those trains moving.
02:06:04.000 People need their fucking iPhones.
02:06:06.000 They need their upgrade.
02:06:07.000 We shouldn't be reliant upon all these other countries for everything we need because it's cheaper.
02:06:13.000 No.
02:06:13.000 That seems dumb.
02:06:15.000 Well, we got sold out a long time ago, right?
02:06:17.000 Yeah.
02:06:17.000 When we went overseas with the factories and sort of said fuck you to the American worker who wanted, you know, certain rights.
02:06:23.000 That's Roger and Me.
02:06:24.000 A documentary, Roger and Me.
02:06:26.000 You see how devastating it was to all the communities around those car manufacturing plants.
02:06:31.000 Money, man, what it does to people.
02:06:32.000 A little more, pad that bottom line a little more, and that's sort of the flaw in our system, but it's the best flaw.
02:06:38.000 It's the best.
02:06:39.000 I believe it's still...
02:06:41.000 The best system.
02:06:42.000 The best system.
02:06:43.000 Yeah, not the best flaw.
02:06:43.000 It's like the least problem of all the problems that can be mitigated with a little bit of, I don't know, socialist temperance.
02:06:53.000 I don't know.
02:06:55.000 A little regulation.
02:06:57.000 Yeah, mixed economy seems to work pretty decently.
02:06:59.000 It seems like you need some sort of regulation, but you also need a healthy economy.
02:07:04.000 Because in a healthy economy, more people are making money, more jobs are available, and people do better.
02:07:09.000 For sure.
02:07:10.000 And people do better than economically.
02:07:12.000 If people are doing better, you would assume that would equate to probably less crime, less poverty.
02:07:18.000 Less problems.
02:07:20.000 You know, if we just concentrated on that.
02:07:22.000 More education.
02:07:23.000 Better education.
02:07:24.000 Less poverty.
02:07:25.000 That should be like the mandate for the country.
02:07:28.000 Fix all the problem cities.
02:07:30.000 Fix all the problems that are seriously economically disenfranchised communities that have existed that way forever.
02:07:36.000 If they don't fix that, you're always going to have this gigantic fucking problem in this country.
02:07:40.000 And the places that lost everything because of manufacturing, maybe you could bring everything back.
02:07:45.000 Yeah, why not?
02:07:46.000 Maybe it's possible.
02:07:46.000 Why not?
02:07:47.000 It's not too late.
02:07:48.000 Bring it back.
02:07:49.000 Look, they make a lot of shit in America already.
02:07:51.000 If we start making most of the stuff that we need, if we can be completely self-sustainable on this continent, if shit goes sideways again, like it did during the lockdowns, Wouldn't cause as much of a hiccup.
02:08:02.000 Yeah.
02:08:03.000 And if you're going to spend money, spend it on education.
02:08:07.000 Because Aristotle warned a long time ago, the future of a civilization depends on the education of the citizens.
02:08:11.000 It's true.
02:08:12.000 I mean, and the way we fund the public school system is all by property taxes.
02:08:16.000 It's very inequitable.
02:08:17.000 And that's not in...
02:08:21.000 Anyone's interest in the bigger picture.
02:08:23.000 Public education should, in my opinion, be good no matter where you are, no matter how expensive or inexpensive the property is.
02:08:30.000 That should be just...
02:08:31.000 That should be a priority of your empire or civilization, whatever you want to call it.
02:08:36.000 We're an empire, let's just be honest.
02:08:37.000 It should be a priority, a top priority that our citizens are fucking just as smart as Finnish kids.
02:08:43.000 Those fucking Finnish people.
02:08:45.000 But then there's the conspiracy theory.
02:08:47.000 The conspiracy theory is...
02:08:49.000 That our education system sucks on purpose because it's good to have a bunch of people that don't know what the fuck is going on because those people are easier to control than people that are well educated and objective and analyze things and they're not as easy to fool.
02:09:04.000 Yeah.
02:09:05.000 You can trick people with certain narratives.
02:09:07.000 If you want to get elected, if you're in a place where people have to get elected, you need a lot of rubes.
02:09:14.000 You need a lot of people that are gullible.
02:09:16.000 You need a lot of people wearing red hats.
02:09:18.000 You need a lot of people that are fucking storming the Capitol.
02:09:20.000 You need a lot of people with flags hanging out of their pickup trucks.
02:09:23.000 You need a lot of rubes.
02:09:24.000 Right.
02:09:25.000 And there's stupid people on the other side too.
02:09:27.000 Not saying they're the only rubes.
02:09:27.000 Yeah, there's rubes on the other side as well.
02:09:28.000 There's plenty of rubes.
02:09:29.000 There's plenty of rubes on the other side that are yelling the loudest.
02:09:33.000 I would say that there's legitimacy to that.
02:09:36.000 To both of those things.
02:09:36.000 And it's deep-rooted in a flaw in our system, in democracy, but still the best system.
02:09:43.000 The best system.
02:09:45.000 Like all systems, there's room for improvement.
02:09:48.000 It's just that because it's run by the government, they suck at everything.
02:09:52.000 They really are slow.
02:09:53.000 They suck at everything.
02:09:54.000 Yeah.
02:09:54.000 But that's just...
02:09:55.000 The only thing they're good at is the post office.
02:09:57.000 Post office is pretty fucking good.
02:09:58.000 Yeah.
02:09:59.000 Not bad.
02:09:59.000 And they're good when they fund private companies to do shit.
02:10:02.000 The private companies do it pretty good.
02:10:04.000 Yes, they're good at that.
02:10:05.000 A lot of people critique that dance, but that dance seems to work pretty good in a lot of cases.
02:10:09.000 Imagine if you could make it super profitable to clean up Baltimore.
02:10:12.000 Yeah.
02:10:12.000 Super profitable.
02:10:13.000 Do like one of them fucking no-bid contracts that Hal Burton got over in Iraq.
02:10:18.000 Yeah.
02:10:19.000 Yeah, because look, at the end of the day, not to sound like an Ayn Rand objectivist, but we're basically selfish creatures.
02:10:25.000 We're self-interested, and that's not necessarily a bad thing.
02:10:30.000 It's a thing, because it is what it is.
02:10:32.000 And so if you can find a way to use that for good, if you can play on that for good, and capitalism is the...
02:10:39.000 Is the best way to facilitate that.
02:10:42.000 You know, to say, hey, here's this good you can do and you'll get rich doing it.
02:10:47.000 But then there's people that are like, but you know what?
02:10:49.000 Socialism's never been given a chance.
02:10:51.000 It's been given plenty of fucking chances.
02:10:53.000 No, no, no.
02:10:54.000 We ruined Cuba with the embargo.
02:10:56.000 Well, if it was a better system, it would have been able to withstand that.
02:10:59.000 That's what the fuck are you talking about?
02:11:01.000 Well, also, they kind of like were dictators over there, and they force people into labor.
02:11:05.000 They force people into doing things.
02:11:07.000 That's not a good example.
02:11:08.000 Cuba's not the best example.
02:11:09.000 When you talk to people that lived in Cuba, it's completely restrictive.
02:11:13.000 You don't want a utopian culture like that.
02:11:15.000 And the idea is that that utopian culture is only that way because of the embargo?
02:11:18.000 That's just a guess.
02:11:20.000 Like, even if we didn't have the embargo with Cuba, if it's run by Castro, I guarantee you he's gonna have a certain amount of control.
02:11:26.000 It's not like he put that control over the people just because of the embargo.
02:11:30.000 Like, that's how that guy ran shit.
02:11:31.000 Well, this is sort of the thorn in that The idealism of socialism is they're saying like everyone will be equal but what that what the reality is is everyone will be all the same poor because in order to be rich or well-off you have to be a capitalist so that's the truth and that's why socialism doesn't work and that's why if you look case in point in reality they're all fucking poor guess who's not poor the fucking guy in power he's
02:12:01.000 never poor In any of the communist countries, you never see those guys walking around with no fucking shoes trying to get a baseball contract.
02:12:08.000 They're not, you know, Fidel Castro wasn't like my only hope is to swim on a shoe and get a Yankee deal.
02:12:14.000 He was fine.
02:12:15.000 He had the best cigars, he had the steak when he wanted, and everybody else was eating their fucking shoes.
02:12:21.000 Exactly.
02:12:22.000 That's the reality.
02:12:23.000 But would he have been like that?
02:12:23.000 And that's got nothing to do with the United States.
02:12:25.000 What if there's no embargo?
02:12:26.000 What if they had free trade with Cuba?
02:12:28.000 Yeah, well, what if my mother was my father?
02:12:31.000 Then she would have a dick.
02:12:33.000 I mean, what the fuck are we talking about?
02:12:35.000 You know, those are people who don't live in the real world.
02:12:38.000 Like you said, aptly said, ask someone who lived there.
02:12:41.000 Yeah.
02:12:42.000 You know?
02:12:42.000 Well, talk to Joey.
02:12:43.000 You know, Joey still has relatives over there in Cuba.
02:12:46.000 You know, and Joey's family came over here when he was young.
02:12:49.000 I know quite a few people that came from Cuba that talk about what it was like to try to escape, including Yoel Romero, who came on the podcast and Joey translated for him.
02:13:00.000 Not good.
02:13:01.000 It's never been done in a way that makes me say, hmm, that looks good.
02:13:08.000 The equality of outcome is a dangerous situation because it has to be enforced.
02:13:13.000 And also, people need motivation to do extreme things.
02:13:19.000 If Elon Musk wasn't worth $280 billion a year, or $280 billion period, do you think he'd be willing to work 16 hour days and fucking sleep on the floor of the Tesla plant and at the same time run SpaceX,
02:13:36.000 at the same time buy Twitter?
02:13:38.000 That guy's a psycho.
02:13:39.000 You need psychos.
02:13:40.000 You need people that are extremely driven.
02:13:43.000 Because those are the ones that are innovators.
02:13:44.000 They innovate.
02:13:45.000 They get things done.
02:13:45.000 Absolutely.
02:13:46.000 They get things done that you and I are not going to get done.
02:13:48.000 Right.
02:13:48.000 If it's about sending civilization to Mars and creating high-speed internet access through satellite all around the world, and they're relying on Giannis Papas and Joe Rogan, we've got a real fucking problem.
02:13:58.000 Right?
02:13:58.000 We got a real problem.
02:13:59.000 And you need room for those people.
02:14:01.000 And you need room for overachievers.
02:14:03.000 And you also need room for people that just want to coast.
02:14:05.000 Nothing wrong with that.
02:14:06.000 Yeah.
02:14:06.000 You want to get a nice job working for the, you know, the fucking garbage company and you just get up every morning.
02:14:12.000 You're done by 9 a.m.
02:14:13.000 Fine.
02:14:14.000 Yeah.
02:14:14.000 You could do that too.
02:14:15.000 Maybe that's better for you.
02:14:17.000 I don't know.
02:14:17.000 But you gotta have room for people to make choices.
02:14:21.000 And you gotta have room...
02:14:21.000 That's what...
02:14:22.000 The problem with...
02:14:23.000 Yonmi Park talked about this recently.
02:14:27.000 See if you can find that.
02:14:28.000 There's a video, a speech that she gave recently where she talked about how coming from North Korea...
02:14:34.000 And what people call inequality in America she thought was amazing because that meant you could work hard and you could get to this place of having wealth and happiness and prosperity if you just did the right thing and worked hard.
02:14:47.000 Whereas in North Korea that was absolutely impossible.
02:14:50.000 She lived and escaped when she was 13 years old.
02:14:53.000 The worst case scenario, a country that's literally starving their people and killing their people if they like kill animals.
02:15:01.000 Like if you go and kill a cow and slaughter it, they'll kill you.
02:15:04.000 And they do it publicly, let everybody know that you are completely under the control of a government.
02:15:10.000 And the way they did it was by telling people they were going to take over their farms, Because that way they were gonna feed everyone.
02:15:16.000 They were gonna control everything.
02:15:17.000 But then, no.
02:15:18.000 No, it went sideways, like it always does.
02:15:20.000 Like, let's hear this speech.
02:15:22.000 Do you know how North Korea became how it is today?
02:15:27.000 When Kim Il-sung came, he made one promise to North Korean people.
02:15:30.000 I'm going to feed you rice and meat stew each meal.
02:15:36.000 And I'm going to get rid of all the inequality.
02:15:40.000 If I do that, why don't you give me all your land and all your rights?
02:15:45.000 We wanted no inequality, so we gave our land, our rights to this one guy.
02:15:51.000 He took everything from us.
02:15:53.000 So whenever in America I came and People in Manhattan living in the best city in the world telling passionately how America is so bad.
02:16:03.000 So I asked them, so what is it so bad about America that you hate so much?
02:16:08.000 And they say, you know what?
02:16:10.000 We have inequality in this country.
02:16:13.000 That's an amazing thing that you can rise to compare to other people.
02:16:17.000 The enemy is poverty, not inequality.
02:16:22.000 That's some deep shit right there.
02:16:24.000 That's from a woman who suffered under the North Korean regime and escaped when she was 13. She knows what the fuck she's talking about.
02:16:31.000 She knows what the fuck she's talking about.
02:16:32.000 When you talk to her about the harrowing story of her escaping to China and then eventually getting to America, like, fuck.
02:16:40.000 That was very moving to watch, and it's true.
02:16:43.000 When you elevate the group over the individual, inevitably, the individual loses his rights.
02:16:50.000 And someone has to be in control of that.
02:16:52.000 Because you can always justify anything you do for the group by sacrificing the individual.
02:16:58.000 Right, and it's not like they're going to be good at this when they haven't been good at anything.
02:17:03.000 Like, they're terrible at all this.
02:17:04.000 And if this is what they're doing with this FTX shit, or whatever the fuck it is, FTX? Did I say that right?
02:17:11.000 Like, what other fucking shenanigans are going on with money and power?
02:17:14.000 How much shenanigans are involved totally?
02:17:18.000 Until you're willing to take money out of politics, we're never gonna fix that.
02:17:23.000 That has to happen, or else they'll...
02:17:27.000 Perpetual corruption, yeah.
02:17:30.000 Yeah, perpetual corruption.
02:17:32.000 Yeah.
02:17:32.000 Well, they...
02:17:33.000 Thank God they're good at counting votes.
02:17:34.000 They're so fast.
02:17:35.000 Yeah.
02:17:36.000 You know?
02:17:36.000 Well, in certain states, they're fast.
02:17:38.000 No, no, they're so fast.
02:17:39.000 Yeah.
02:17:39.000 Like Arizona, it's only been a week.
02:17:41.000 Mm-hmm.
02:17:44.000 Remember when you used to know the night?
02:17:45.000 Yes.
02:17:46.000 The night of the election?
02:17:47.000 Yeah, now it takes a long time.
02:17:48.000 You know in Florida, and you know in Texas, and you know in a couple other spots, like right away.
02:17:54.000 Yeah.
02:17:54.000 But in Arizona, like, we don't know.
02:17:57.000 Right.
02:17:57.000 Still finding votes?
02:17:58.000 Yeah.
02:17:59.000 Still finding votes?
02:18:00.000 Yeah, that doesn't bode well.
02:18:02.000 It's usually like, are we starting to become a banana republic?
02:18:04.000 We can't even fucking count votes.
02:18:05.000 Hey, you shouldn't even say that.
02:18:07.000 You shouldn't even question whether or not this voting is legitimate.
02:18:12.000 You really shouldn't question election results, even though everybody does.
02:18:15.000 Even though everybody does.
02:18:16.000 They all do.
02:18:17.000 Unfortunately, they all do, yeah.
02:18:18.000 They all do.
02:18:19.000 Every single one of them.
02:18:20.000 Hillary did.
02:18:20.000 Trump did.
02:18:21.000 They all did.
02:18:21.000 Yeah, they all do it.
02:18:22.000 Remember they caught that lady who was the White House press secretary?
02:18:25.000 She questioned the results of the 2016 election.
02:18:27.000 She did it on Twitter, openly and publicly.
02:18:30.000 Right.
02:18:31.000 Some of that shit's just sore loser shit, too.
02:18:33.000 Stacey Abrams did it.
02:18:34.000 They all do it.
02:18:35.000 They all do it.
02:18:36.000 Yeah.
02:18:36.000 Didn't Hillary Clinton do it?
02:18:37.000 They all do it.
02:18:38.000 Hillary Clinton did it.
02:18:38.000 They all blame Russia and fucking all kinds of other shit.
02:18:41.000 She called him an illegitimate president.
02:18:43.000 I mean, I think that was...
02:18:44.000 She was doing it retroactively, but still, it's no good.
02:18:48.000 You can't do that.
02:18:49.000 Then people start to question everything.
02:18:51.000 Obama didn't do that.
02:18:52.000 No, Obama...
02:18:53.000 Obama...
02:18:54.000 When Trump won...
02:18:56.000 Yeah.
02:18:56.000 I mean, he carpet-bombed the Middle East, but hey, a lot of soldiers didn't die.
02:19:01.000 He put American lives first.
02:19:03.000 Bunch of drone strikes.
02:19:04.000 They weren't that accurate.
02:19:06.000 Look, they all do bad shit.
02:19:07.000 But just to back up ideals for one thing, our country, just to say something good about certain ideals...
02:19:15.000 Should we play the sound?
02:19:17.000 Yeah.
02:19:17.000 Individual rights...
02:19:19.000 And rule of law is what we as Americans I think should always prioritize because that's what keeps the people in control and we should hold them all accountable no matter how powerful they are and we should always elevate the system over any individual and what's been disconcerting to me is watching people start to worship individuals You know,
02:19:39.000 that's what we came here to avoid, you know?
02:19:42.000 When they start following people, certain politicians, as if they're kings, and no matter what they do, they're beyond reproach.
02:19:49.000 That's not what we're about.
02:19:51.000 We're about critiquing them all.
02:19:53.000 And I say this as a jester, whose job it is to make fun of fucking everybody, including myself, all the time, to keep us humble and always...
02:20:02.000 Always strive for rule of law because you can't give anyone the benefit of the doubt over rule of law, even if you love them or like them.
02:20:09.000 Because once you do that, you're opening it up for the devil to use that same loophole that you created to get someone you thought was bad in order to wreak havoc.
02:20:18.000 Absolute fucking loophole.
02:20:20.000 You can't have blind allegiance towards a party and you don't even know the people.
02:20:23.000 You don't even know them.
02:20:25.000 You don't know them.
02:20:26.000 Yeah.
02:20:26.000 You haven't seen them turn into lizards when the moon is full?
02:20:29.000 Yeah.
02:20:31.000 To get in that special room in the middle of the White House.
02:20:35.000 There's that great scene, though, from A Man For All Seasons with St. Thomas Morrison.
02:20:40.000 What is that?
02:20:41.000 Jamie can pull it up.
02:20:42.000 It's probably on YouTube.
02:20:43.000 It gives me chills every time I see it when I fucking watch it.
02:20:47.000 But it's basically about that, where some guy's...
02:20:49.000 He's in power, and a guy's asking him to arrest this guy.
02:20:52.000 And he goes, I'm not doing it.
02:20:53.000 He didn't break the law.
02:20:54.000 And he's like, but you know he did bad shit.
02:20:55.000 But he goes, until he broke the law, I want to arrest him.
02:20:58.000 And he goes, why would you not do that?
02:21:00.000 Like, if...
02:21:01.000 If, you know, and then he goes, because if I broke the law, you know, and then you're trying to get this guy, and I laid every fucking law flat.
02:21:10.000 Here it is.
02:21:10.000 He's dangerous.
02:21:12.000 He's a spy.
02:21:12.000 Arthur, that man's bad.
02:21:14.000 There's no law against that.
02:21:15.000 There is God's law.
02:21:15.000 Then God can arrest him.
02:21:17.000 While you talk, he's gone.
02:21:18.000 And go he should if he were the devil himself until he broke the law.
02:21:21.000 So now you'd give the devil benefit of law.
02:21:24.000 Yes, what would you do?
02:21:25.000 Cut a great road through the law to get after the devil?
02:21:27.000 Yes.
02:21:28.000 I'd cut down every law in England to do that.
02:21:31.000 Oh?
02:21:31.000 and when the last law was down and the devil turned round on you where would you hide Roper the laws all being flat?
02:21:38.000 this country is planted thick with laws from coast to coast man's laws not God's and if you cut them down and you're just the man to do it do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then?
02:21:51.000 Yes.
02:21:51.000 I give the devil benefit of law for my own safety's sake.
02:21:56.000 It's big picture thinking.
02:21:57.000 That's big picture thinking.
02:21:59.000 That's deep.
02:21:59.000 That's deep shit.
02:22:00.000 That is deep.
02:22:00.000 That's why the ACL supported Nazis.
02:22:03.000 Supported Nazis having the right to free expression.
02:22:07.000 Absolutely.
02:22:07.000 You have to have freedom of speech.
02:22:10.000 Absolutely.
02:22:11.000 Because as soon as you control it, you tell people you can't say this or you can't say that, then you've created this fucking moving line.
02:22:18.000 Absolutely.
02:22:18.000 You can move it over here.
02:22:19.000 Well, this is a problem for democracy.
02:22:22.000 Democracy is at stake here.
02:22:23.000 We've got to silence this.
02:22:25.000 Where did that laptop come from?
02:22:27.000 I think that was Russian disinformation.
02:22:29.000 We don't have that on our network here.
02:22:33.000 It's all dangerous stuff, man.
02:22:35.000 You gotta treat the worst people with the same standard of rule of law as the best people.
02:22:42.000 They gotta go on trial.
02:22:43.000 This is how we do it.
02:22:44.000 We're civilized.
02:22:44.000 This is how we do it.
02:22:45.000 They gotta have a better system of counting votes, though.
02:22:47.000 It's an amazing system.
02:22:49.000 It's the best system.
02:22:50.000 No better system has ever been created than this system.
02:22:54.000 It's perfect.
02:22:54.000 Yeah, what can they do?
02:22:56.000 Well, I don't know.
02:22:57.000 Whatever Florida did, Florida was done in a night.
02:23:01.000 Yeah.
02:23:01.000 I mean, what did they do differently?
02:23:03.000 Apparently they had...
02:23:04.000 That was where the red wave was.
02:23:05.000 It was in Florida.
02:23:06.000 Election policing.
02:23:07.000 They had...
02:23:08.000 You have to have an ID to vote, which...
02:23:10.000 Not having an ID to vote seems so crazy.
02:23:14.000 Or you had to have an ID that showed you were vaccinated to have a job.
02:23:18.000 And to work in a restaurant and even to fly overseas.
02:23:23.000 But now you don't have to have that to vote?
02:23:26.000 That's crazy.
02:23:27.000 That seems silly.
02:23:28.000 Yeah, that's crazy.
02:23:29.000 That seems wild.
02:23:30.000 Yeah.
02:23:30.000 Like, what?
02:23:31.000 And that certainly benefits one party over the other in a lot of ways, yeah.
02:23:36.000 It just seems like it would benefit whoever's in control of the situation.
02:23:40.000 You know, if you're...
02:23:42.000 Are you making a deal with people that come across?
02:23:45.000 How does that work?
02:23:46.000 Because if you ever look at the parts of Texas that vote blue, there's a giant chunk near the border!
02:23:52.000 You ever see the blue map of Texas?
02:23:55.000 Texas, all the farmlands and all the prairies and all that shit, the ranches, it's all red as fuck.
02:24:00.000 But right where the border of Mexico is, there's a large patch of blue, son.
02:24:04.000 I saw that.
02:24:05.000 You're right about that.
02:24:06.000 I saw that, yeah.
02:24:08.000 They get across, and they're like, you know what to do.
02:24:10.000 Like, yes, sir.
02:24:12.000 Well, that's where the Democrats, it's just ridiculous, man, when you bring up the border, and you just go, hey, maybe we shouldn't have illegal aliens, and they just go straight to, hey, no person's illegal, don't say that.
02:24:22.000 You're going like...
02:24:23.000 That's sort of like the, you know, you just shut down the argument by calling someone a boomer, and you're going like, that's not an argument.
02:24:30.000 It's not an argument to say no person's illegal.
02:24:33.000 It's like, you know what I'm saying.
02:24:34.000 Every country has a border.
02:24:35.000 People should immigrate legally, right?
02:24:38.000 Right?
02:24:38.000 And they go, they just don't answer.
02:24:40.000 They just go, no person's illegal.
02:24:41.000 Well, it's not like they're catching terrorist watch list people coming through, is it?
02:24:44.000 Oh, yeah, it is.
02:24:45.000 I'm sure there's some of that.
02:24:46.000 Oh, they catch them all the time.
02:24:47.000 Yeah.
02:24:47.000 Yeah, they catch them all the time.
02:24:48.000 Yeah, if you were a terrorist, you'd be like, hey, there's a porous border.
02:24:50.000 Let me just walk through.
02:24:51.000 And how many people are getting through every day?
02:24:54.000 Isn't it some incredible number, like two million people this year?
02:24:57.000 Right now, it's the worst.
02:24:58.000 It's bad.
02:24:59.000 Yeah.
02:25:00.000 You know, one of the things that Greg Abbott said, the governor of Texas, fine state of Texas, he said they have to control the border between Mexico and South America and Central America because that's where they're coming through.
02:25:12.000 Right.
02:25:12.000 Because they're coming through into Mexico.
02:25:14.000 The amount of people that are coming across that are just Mexicans, I think it's a fairly low number.
02:25:19.000 It's not the majority of people coming through Mexico.
02:25:21.000 They're coming from other countries that are far poorer than Mexico.
02:25:24.000 They walk into Mexico and then come, yeah.
02:25:26.000 Yeah.
02:25:26.000 Yeah.
02:25:27.000 Yeah, I don't see a lot of people trying to break into communist countries.
02:25:30.000 They're not swimming on wraps to get into fucking...
02:25:33.000 North Korea!
02:25:36.000 They'll fucking shoot you.
02:25:37.000 They'll shoot you.
02:25:38.000 They only have a certain amount of bugs for people to eat.
02:25:42.000 There's not enough for you over here.
02:25:43.000 When you fly over North Korea at night and you see it's dark and South Korea's lit up, that's what's wild.
02:25:48.000 That is wild.
02:25:49.000 It's just so resentful, too, when they talk about the border and anything that's common sense.
02:25:55.000 You just get accused.
02:25:56.000 They just go that racist angle.
02:25:57.000 It's like, you can't be...
02:25:58.000 What's crazy is...
02:25:59.000 Who cares?
02:26:00.000 If fucking Sweden was on our border, it would be the same thing.
02:26:04.000 It's like you can't have illegal people coming in.
02:26:06.000 You just can't.
02:26:07.000 Every sovereign country has a fucking border.
02:26:11.000 They can't not have borders.
02:26:13.000 There's many reasons why.
02:26:14.000 Obama ran on that.
02:26:15.000 Obama, when he was running for president, ran on that.
02:26:18.000 Gotta secure the border?
02:26:19.000 Yeah.
02:26:21.000 We have to have safe and secure borders?
02:26:24.000 He gave a famous speech about that.
02:26:27.000 They all said that.
02:26:28.000 Yeah, they hated him.
02:26:29.000 They called him the Deporter-in-Chief, because he deported actually more people, more illegals than I think any other president.
02:26:37.000 I mean, don't quote me on that, but I'm pretty sure that's true.
02:26:39.000 His nickname was the Deporter-in-Chief.
02:26:41.000 And the left criticized them.
02:26:42.000 Was it him that was doing that?
02:26:44.000 It was his policies.
02:26:45.000 And what were those policies specifically?
02:26:47.000 It was kind of some zero tolerance type shit.
02:26:49.000 Yeah.
02:26:50.000 Where he was really tough on them.
02:26:52.000 But then you meet some people that snuck across and they're really nice folks.
02:26:55.000 And you're like, I want a pathway for you to come over here.
02:26:57.000 Seem like a productive member of society.
02:26:59.000 It's a perfect example how there's no solutions, only trade-offs.
02:27:03.000 Thomas Sowell, it's a great quote, and there's a lot of truth to it.
02:27:06.000 It's a lot of truth to it.
02:27:08.000 But people always want solutions, and those trade-offs seem messy.
02:27:13.000 But messy trade-offs, that's what life's all about.
02:27:15.000 Yeah.
02:27:17.000 Reality is messy, man.
02:27:19.000 It's messy.
02:27:19.000 I think grown-ups know that, you know?
02:27:22.000 Well, another thing that we were talking about on the way over here that we should probably talk about before we leave is what's happening in Iran.
02:27:28.000 Like, what is going on over there with, I told you there was like 14,000 plus people that they might sentence to death for protesting?
02:27:38.000 That's insane.
02:27:39.000 Yeah.
02:27:40.000 And it all started out when that girl had her headscarf on improperly and she was killed.
02:27:44.000 So that started riots all over the world.
02:27:46.000 Right.
02:27:47.000 And the rioting, like, what is going on right now currently in Iran?
02:27:52.000 Do you know about that story, Jamie?
02:27:54.000 I'm Googling and looking at it, but I don't...
02:27:57.000 I'm trying to find, like, the most up-to-date answer for that.
02:28:00.000 You don't hear a lot about that in the news.
02:28:01.000 Yeah, it's like today I think they said 15,000 or 14,000 people are being...
02:28:09.000 An estimated 15,000 people are detained as Iran executes first rioter.
02:28:16.000 Jesus Christ.
02:28:18.000 Wow.
02:28:18.000 14,000 people fighting for basic freedoms are facing the death penalty in Iran, mostly teens and young adults.
02:28:26.000 They've been arrested and detained.
02:28:28.000 Shit.
02:28:30.000 Iran issues first death sentence over protests.
02:28:35.000 Javid Rehman, a special UN reporter on the situation of human rights in Iran, last week said as many as 14,000 people had been arrested.
02:28:44.000 Dude, have you seen pictures of Iran before the theocracy took over?
02:28:47.000 Like, it was just like...
02:28:48.000 Yeah.
02:28:48.000 And same with Afghanistan.
02:28:49.000 It's just fucking chill.
02:28:51.000 Rapper who protested over death of Masha Amini faces charges, faces execution in Iran.
02:28:58.000 22-year-old Masha Amini died in custody having been arrested by Iran's morality police.
02:29:08.000 This is crazy.
02:29:09.000 Iranian lawmakers demand no leniency for protesters as mass demonstrations continue.
02:29:15.000 So they're trying to threaten people and kill people to quitting.
02:29:20.000 They're going to execute their way out of this.
02:29:22.000 It says, Iran votes to execute protesters, says rebels need a hard lesson.
02:29:31.000 Appreciate America, everyone.
02:29:33.000 Look at that.
02:29:34.000 Look at the scene.
02:29:35.000 Yeah, it's bad news over there.
02:29:38.000 Wonder what happens if they if I mean imagine this one girl got killed and that's what started this off if they if they really do Execute 14,000 people Iran's parliament voted by a majority 227 out of 290 to execute all protesters Wow,
02:29:56.000 the authorities emphasize that the rebels need to be taught the most hard lesson Holy fuck dude It's unclear when the executions will be carried out, but the task will potentially be significant.
02:30:12.000 As of Thursday, CNN reports about 14,000 people have been arrested in connection with the recent protests.
02:30:17.000 On Tuesday, Carnegie Endowment fellow Kareem Sadjapur said the number was nearing 15,000.
02:30:27.000 That's why it's important to have separation of church and state.
02:30:30.000 Scroll back down, please.
02:30:31.000 It says, in the last eight weeks, Iran's regime has killed over 300 protesters, imprisoned nearly 15,000, and threatened to execute hundreds more.
02:30:40.000 Yet Iran's women persist.
02:30:43.000 Today, female university students remove their forced hijab and chant, I am a free woman.
02:30:50.000 That is real oppression, folks.
02:30:52.000 That's what real oppression looks like.
02:30:53.000 Well, we got our problems here, too.
02:30:55.000 There is a wage gap of 25 cents or something.
02:30:57.000 Look at this man, and they're wearing masks.
02:31:00.000 Do you think they're wearing masks to hide their identity, or do you think they're afraid of COVID? I think they're hiding their identity.
02:31:05.000 Yeah, because think about what they're doing.
02:31:06.000 I mean, they have to be brave as fuck.
02:31:10.000 They're going up against possible real death.
02:31:14.000 Wow.
02:31:17.000 This is wild.
02:31:18.000 Makes you appreciate America, man.
02:31:20.000 This is scary shit, man.
02:31:21.000 That's scary shit.
02:31:23.000 That is really scary.
02:31:26.000 It's hard for people to believe that that could happen here.
02:31:30.000 It really is.
02:31:31.000 It's hard for people, but you have to realize that's happening somewhere in the world.
02:31:35.000 In 2022, while we're enjoying lattes from Starbucks and fucking Netflix, in other parts of the world, you have to dress a specific way or you will be killed.
02:31:46.000 That is happening in a modern country with the internet.
02:31:49.000 Yeah.
02:31:49.000 They have cell phones, they have cars, and they're killing people for dressing incorrectly.
02:31:54.000 And then they're gonna kill the protesters.
02:31:57.000 Yeah.
02:31:59.000 It's horrible and those girls have a lot of courage and all those people who are protesting have a lot of courage.
02:32:04.000 That's real courage.
02:32:05.000 Yeah, that's real courage, man.
02:32:07.000 That's the real deal.
02:32:08.000 Real consequences.
02:32:09.000 Yes.
02:32:10.000 And that, I think, you know, when we talk about what Yomi Park said and what we see what's going on in Iran, that should give everybody perspective.
02:32:17.000 It's not to say that we're perfect over here.
02:32:20.000 But the burn it all down thing that people want to do, these kids, burn capitalism to the ground.
02:32:26.000 Listen, that result will be far more horrendous than anything you could possibly imagine.
02:32:33.000 If you just upturned the entire government and the military and everything that's controlling the country, what do you think is going to happen?
02:32:41.000 What do you think is going to happen?
02:32:42.000 If you take over and have a distribution of wealth and take the money away from all the rich people and give it to all the pool people, who's going to run this?
02:32:49.000 How do you think that's going to go?
02:32:51.000 How long before you're getting branded above your pussy?
02:32:57.000 Is it 50 years?
02:32:59.000 How many years?
02:33:00.000 A couple months.
02:33:04.000 Someone's going to take over, folks, and they're going to do it for your own good.
02:33:07.000 And you're going to be happy and you're going to own nothing.
02:33:09.000 Yeah, the brilliance of America is that they learned all the lessons, the founding fathers in that generation, that American enlightened generation, learned all the lessons of these things that have played out in history before, and we still see it in places of the world that are not as enlightened,
02:33:25.000 and that's the result.
02:33:27.000 That's the result.
02:33:28.000 It's never going to be the utopia you think.
02:33:30.000 We need to make our system better.
02:33:33.000 We can't throw it away.
02:33:34.000 We need to fix this thing slowly and carefully in a way that doesn't overturn everything.
02:33:41.000 Well said.
02:33:42.000 If we don't, we're fucked.
02:33:44.000 And the real problem is not 78 genders and whether or not the oceans are going to boil.
02:33:50.000 The real problem is money and politics.
02:33:52.000 These motherfuckers put us in positions in order for them to gain extreme wealth, and they do that for their own benefit.
02:34:00.000 And they've always done that.
02:34:01.000 They've done that forever.
02:34:02.000 And in every fucking world event that happens, every big thing that goes on that gets everybody scared, there's a certain part of this world that capitalizes on that.
02:34:12.000 And they tighten down control, and they tighten down regulations, and they do things in order to have more power and to profit.
02:34:20.000 And they've always done it that way.
02:34:22.000 That's their motivation.
02:34:24.000 That's why they got that job in the first place.
02:34:25.000 They didn't get that job.
02:34:26.000 If they did get that job initially to save the world, after 30 years of working with Nancy Pelosi, you'd change your tune.
02:34:33.000 Yeah.
02:34:34.000 Well, are they amending that now with the Stock Act?
02:34:37.000 They're trying to...
02:34:38.000 No, no, no.
02:34:39.000 Everyone should be allowed to do whatever they want.
02:34:44.000 But no, no, I don't agree with that.
02:34:46.000 I agree we should be allowed to participate.
02:34:50.000 He pushed the microphone away and walked out of there like, we're done here.
02:34:54.000 Don't ask any more questions about that.
02:34:56.000 Sit the fuck down.
02:34:57.000 Sit down.
02:34:58.000 You need to answer questions.
02:35:00.000 How are you better at this than Warren Buffet?
02:35:03.000 Your husband, he is outperforming the market.
02:35:08.000 I mean, the guy's got the golden touch.
02:35:10.000 How did that happen?
02:35:11.000 It seems weird that he knows these things before they happen.
02:35:15.000 It's not just her, though.
02:35:16.000 A lot of Republicans have been convicted of insider trading.
02:35:20.000 More Republicans have been convicted of insider trading.
02:35:23.000 Oh, listen, man.
02:35:24.000 But it's not a partisan thing.
02:35:25.000 It's a corruption thing.
02:35:27.000 Yes.
02:35:27.000 It's a human thing.
02:35:29.000 It's fucking for sure it's the right.
02:35:31.000 For sure they're doing it.
02:35:32.000 For sure they were doing it during the Bush administration.
02:35:35.000 I mean, when we were all outraged at the Halliburton no-bid contracts to rebuild Iraq, while fucking homeboy, who's the vice president of the United States, was the CEO of Halliburton, he leaves and becomes the vice president, and there's a magical connection!
02:35:51.000 It just worked out!
02:35:52.000 It's crazy!
02:35:53.000 I know these guys!
02:35:54.000 They can do the job!
02:35:55.000 They're so lucky!
02:35:56.000 We don't need to bid!
02:35:57.000 Why would you ever bid?
02:35:59.000 Give them the contract!
02:36:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:36:02.000 Wild!
02:36:03.000 They just do it right in front of everybody's face.
02:36:05.000 It's not a partisan thing.
02:36:06.000 It's not a left thing.
02:36:08.000 It's not a democratic thing.
02:36:09.000 It's a fucking people in power thing.
02:36:11.000 For sure, yeah.
02:36:12.000 Listen, man, the fucking Democrats, they've been pushing for war historically as much as Republicans have been.
02:36:20.000 Everybody does it.
02:36:21.000 They all get in cahoots.
02:36:22.000 Yeah.
02:36:23.000 Yeah.
02:36:24.000 Eisenhower warned us.
02:36:25.000 Yeah, the military industrial complex.
02:36:27.000 He warned us.
02:36:28.000 Yeah, he warned us on his way out when he had nothing to get.
02:36:30.000 You know he meant it.
02:36:33.000 He fucking meant it.
02:36:34.000 Yeah, he know it was true.
02:36:35.000 And you know it was true because he was like leaving.
02:36:37.000 He was like, hey, I'm just letting you know.
02:36:39.000 And he was doing that as a former general, a former military guy.
02:36:45.000 The most beloved.
02:36:46.000 A war hero.
02:36:47.000 A war hero.
02:36:47.000 Yeah, and he's like, hey guys.
02:36:48.000 Hey guys, we got a problem here.
02:36:50.000 There's a machine that wants to make money.
02:36:53.000 Yeah, that's a problem.
02:36:54.000 Yeah.
02:36:55.000 And people want to pretend that it's all about equality.
02:36:58.000 But when something like Roe v.
02:36:59.000 Wade gets overturned, it's almost like if I was wanting chaos, that's what I would do.
02:37:05.000 I'd be like, listen, if you were smart, you'd go, listen, if we overturn Roe v.
02:37:09.000 Wade, if we do this and cause this, you're going to lose a lot of people that are on the fence.
02:37:13.000 You're going to lose a lot of people that are fiscally Republican but socially liberal, and what they think is they want more law and order, and they want less restrictions, want less government control of them closing their business.
02:37:25.000 You're going to lose all of them.
02:37:27.000 Because you're doing it in kind of a religious thing way.
02:37:30.000 You're saying, life begins at conception, and we're going to fight for those babies' lives.
02:37:34.000 Whoa.
02:37:37.000 What you're doing is all these people that may have looked at it and said, you know what?
02:37:42.000 We need law and order.
02:37:43.000 We need some fucking hardcore managers to manage the aspects of our society that are important in order to have a healthy economy.
02:37:53.000 That needs to be done properly where things can thrive again.
02:37:56.000 And then, all of a sudden, this Roe v.
02:37:58.000 Wade gets overturned, and everybody's like, well, fuck that.
02:38:01.000 Because you're going to give these people the power, and then what are they going to do next?
02:38:03.000 They're going to go after gay marriage.
02:38:04.000 Right.
02:38:05.000 And they probably are.
02:38:06.000 Yeah.
02:38:06.000 And a lot of the same people that believe that life begins at conception also don't believe that men should be able to marry each other.
02:38:12.000 Oh, yeah.
02:38:13.000 Yeah.
02:38:13.000 And, yeah, that's the whole danger of- Maybe it's conception.
02:38:17.000 Or maybe it's contraception.
02:38:18.000 Yeah.
02:38:18.000 Well, that's the danger when you mix religion and power.
02:38:24.000 And that's what the founding fathers saw, and that's why they wanted to separate them.
02:38:28.000 And it's that same utopian thinking.
02:38:30.000 Like, hey, look, if you believe life begins at conception, that's fine.
02:38:35.000 Then you don't have an abortion.
02:38:37.000 Right, you don't have to do it.
02:38:38.000 You don't have to do shit!
02:38:39.000 But you putting that on somebody else, and look, I understand it's a murky issue of when, and yeah, when it gets late.
02:38:45.000 It's weird, and a lot of countries have taken that into account, and they say you can only do first term.
02:38:51.000 But if you really want to talk about God and the reason that you're pro-life is for God, then before around 1920, you know, circa 1920, before medical technology advanced and, you know, you know, 20, something like 20 to 50% of children died shortly before or after childbirth.
02:39:13.000 Sometimes the mother would die.
02:39:15.000 It's a brutal thing.
02:39:16.000 So who aborts the most?
02:39:18.000 G.O.D., which lets you know one thing.
02:39:21.000 Maybe God votes Democrat.
02:39:22.000 I don't know.
02:39:23.000 But God killed a lot of babies, is what I'm saying.
02:39:27.000 Wow.
02:39:28.000 Yeah, because...
02:39:28.000 That's a harsh take.
02:39:29.000 But it's true.
02:39:30.000 But it's true.
02:39:31.000 I mean, childbirth used to be very dangerous, and a lot of kids...
02:39:35.000 What would have been kids didn't make it.
02:39:37.000 I mean, you know, it's a violent process and before we were able to really sanitize it and use modern medical technology to make it safe, a lot of kids died.
02:39:49.000 I mean, how many kids did Abraham Lincoln have that died?
02:39:53.000 I mean like half his kids didn't make it.
02:39:55.000 They died at two or one.
02:39:56.000 They'd get diseases real quick shortly after childbirth.
02:39:59.000 You know, it would happen all the time.
02:40:01.000 That's what the life expectancy number is all about.
02:40:04.000 Right.
02:40:04.000 There's a difference between now and now.
02:40:06.000 Life expectancy has gone up a little bit with some people, but the average is like, the real problem is child.
02:40:11.000 Yeah.
02:40:12.000 Child death.
02:40:13.000 So, I mean, that's a utopian take to believe that, like, I'm just pro-life.
02:40:17.000 Well, then are you going to adopt all the kids?
02:40:19.000 I mean, like, what are we talking?
02:40:20.000 What do we do?
02:40:21.000 Yeah, it's a convenient take, but my issue with it also is that it kind of gets religious.
02:40:27.000 And when it kind of gets religious, there is an argument that some people make about contraception.
02:40:31.000 It gets real fucking squirrely, where people think that contraception is immoral.
02:40:36.000 And that there's certain religious people that think that that's the next step they want to push for.
02:40:41.000 I mean, if things go further and further down that line of control based on religious sensibilities and ideas, that is something you could see on the table.
02:40:50.000 And then you know what you get after that?
02:40:51.000 Wear your fucking headscarf or we'll shoot you.
02:40:53.000 Exactly.
02:40:54.000 That's where it goes.
02:40:55.000 It always goes.
02:40:56.000 That's where it goes, yeah.
02:40:56.000 When you don't allow people to have freedom, things get slippery real quick, whether it's freedom to choose whether or not to have an abortion, whether it's freedom to choose what you wear and what you don't wear, what you say and what you don't say, what political party you affiliate yourself with.
02:41:12.000 You can't have an entire half of the country persona non grata because they believe in things that are different than what you believe in.
02:41:19.000 You're just othering people.
02:41:20.000 Yeah.
02:41:21.000 And you're creating this fucking weird place where it's okay for bad things to happen to them because they don't agree with you.
02:41:27.000 Yeah.
02:41:27.000 And your beliefs are convenient.
02:41:28.000 You're saying life is precious and I agree it is, right?
02:41:31.000 But it ain't all that precious to nature or God or whatever you want to call it.
02:41:36.000 He takes all the time.
02:41:38.000 So, you know, keep your feet on the ground when you have your opinions.
02:41:41.000 I mean, it's not all one thing or the other.
02:41:43.000 I mean, it's a messy world and It's a messy world.
02:41:46.000 It's a messy world, man.
02:41:47.000 It's a messy world, but, you know, you can do better always and you could do better with freedom.
02:41:55.000 You could definitely do better if you don't have a centralized control of what people are allowed to say and do.
02:42:01.000 That's never good.
02:42:02.000 It's never good to give them, even if you think you're doing it for good, it'll always turn fucking sideways.
02:42:08.000 Right.
02:42:08.000 And to throw a bone, I mean, I agree, you know, I think After a first term or whatever it is, whatever's decided, it's a messy issue.
02:42:18.000 That becomes a different thing where you're going like, hey man, I think you're kind of killing a kid.
02:42:23.000 You're kind of killing a kid after a while.
02:42:24.000 Yeah, after a while.
02:42:25.000 You get to a certain point, you most certainly are.
02:42:27.000 You're kind of killing a kid.
02:42:28.000 But there's a lot of people on the left that don't ever want to admit that.
02:42:30.000 That's the problem.
02:42:31.000 That becomes ideological then because now you're not thinking rationally and logically.
02:42:35.000 Because if it wasn't a child, if it wasn't a human, if you were trying to look at this in terms of an organism, you would say, well, is that organism viable?
02:42:42.000 Right.
02:42:42.000 Right.
02:42:42.000 Yeah.
02:42:42.000 Is it viable outside the womb?
02:42:43.000 Yes.
02:42:44.000 You're choosing to kill it now, but if you just took it out of the womb, it would live and grow up?
02:42:49.000 Yes?
02:42:50.000 Okay.
02:42:50.000 What are we doing?
02:42:51.000 Right.
02:42:52.000 That seems like killing a kid.
02:42:53.000 Right.
02:42:53.000 But if it's a cluster of cells and a girl just found out yesterday that some guy that she did Molly with shot a live round in her and she's 18 years old, should she upend her life when she could just take a Plan B pill or...
02:43:07.000 When she can go and get an abortion, who's to say?
02:43:10.000 Who the fuck are you to say that she has to have a kid now?
02:43:13.000 Yeah, what gives you the authority or the moral authority over her to say what she's going to do with her life or what she wants to do?
02:43:19.000 That's bullshit.
02:43:20.000 Yeah, and the hardliners are at conception.
02:43:22.000 And the hardliners can go fuck themselves, like, you know, as far as, like, if a girl's raped or something, and then you don't look at her rights at all and you say, she should have the baby?
02:43:30.000 Get the fuck out of here.
02:43:32.000 Get the fuck out of here.
02:43:32.000 I would fucking do everything in my power to kill you if you tried to make any of my relatives have a kid from a relative who was raped.
02:43:43.000 Including children.
02:43:43.000 That's ridiculous.
02:43:44.000 Including children.
02:43:45.000 I've had that argument with people that talk about children being raped.
02:43:48.000 That's ridiculous.
02:43:49.000 It's fucking insane.
02:43:50.000 And that, if you wanted to create chaos, wouldn't you push for that?
02:43:54.000 Because that's the way, you know, if you've got, like, some sort of division in this country where people are trying to figure out which side to be on and which side to not be on, well, that throws a whole fucking monkey wrench into the thing.
02:44:05.000 Yeah.
02:44:06.000 Well, I think the right has always been opposed to it.
02:44:09.000 I mean, remember the religious right used to be, like, the main opponent until Trump kind of upended that.
02:44:15.000 You know, he claimed, he's like, I'm a Christian, I go to church, but I mean, you know, he's fucking, you know, he's getting his, he's probably, you know...
02:44:22.000 I know that the Steele dossier was bullshit for the most part, and they didn't have any video of him peeing on a hooker, but if someone told me he peed on a hooker, I'd believe he peed on a hooker.
02:44:29.000 I thought they peed on him.
02:44:30.000 Or she peed on him, yeah.
02:44:32.000 Either way, it wouldn't surprise me if Trump fucking, you know, if a hooker peed on him.
02:44:36.000 It's always a pee thing, right?
02:44:38.000 Like, you want to shame someone?
02:44:39.000 Yeah.
02:44:40.000 He likes getting peed on.
02:44:42.000 It's just like he likes getting his dick sucked.
02:44:43.000 You're like, oh, who doesn't?
02:44:44.000 Whatever it is, he's not a born-again Christian.
02:44:47.000 He's not a hardcore Christian.
02:44:48.000 He's a New York fucking...
02:44:50.000 Real estate mogul.
02:44:51.000 Real estate mogul who loves models, loves fucking...
02:44:54.000 Yeah.
02:44:54.000 Didn't he run Miss USA or Miss Universe or some shit?
02:44:58.000 Yeah.
02:44:59.000 He grabbed people by the pussy when he could.
02:45:02.000 A little bit.
02:45:03.000 I mean, he's not the model religious man.
02:45:08.000 But he's an alternative for some of the rubes.
02:45:12.000 They could see him being the better version of what they would like from someone running shit.
02:45:18.000 I think that's why they voted for him.
02:45:19.000 I think most of the votes were because they hated Hillary because she's so unlikable and for many other reasons.
02:45:26.000 Also, they're afraid of the Democrats.
02:45:28.000 Yeah.
02:45:28.000 We're good to go.
02:45:50.000 The problem is we only have two fucking choices.
02:45:52.000 And they're the only two viable choices.
02:45:54.000 The whole system's been kind of co-opted.
02:45:56.000 You can't win if you're a third party.
02:45:59.000 McDonald's or Burger King?
02:46:00.000 Where's Wendy's?
02:46:00.000 Throw Wendy's in there.
02:46:02.000 The right has a point, though, in their fear a little bit.
02:46:05.000 When it comes to guns and abortion, you're right.
02:46:07.000 What you said, it's like the...
02:46:09.000 The left is so hardline about like, hey man, I should be able to do whatever I want, whatever I want.
02:46:14.000 And then with guns, they're like, there should be no guns.
02:46:16.000 And you're like, wait, slow down, man.
02:46:18.000 Right.
02:46:18.000 You know, that's not true either.
02:46:20.000 Like, stop.
02:46:21.000 Can we have a common sense, a sensible discussion about this?
02:46:28.000 The vast majority of people who own handguns or own any kind of guns are not ever going to use it to kill a person.
02:46:36.000 They're going to use it either as practice or as hunting or to protect their family.
02:46:41.000 They're going to use it in hopes that they never have to use it.
02:46:44.000 They're going to have it in their home as a form of protection because they know that sometimes shit goes sideways and some crackhead breaks into your house and wants to kill you.
02:46:52.000 That does happen.
02:46:52.000 Yeah.
02:46:53.000 I mean, if Paul Pelosi had a pistol, he would not have got hit in the head with a fucking hammer.
02:46:58.000 Or at least this fucking SimpliSafe account.
02:47:00.000 They don't even have a fucking security alarm on it.
02:47:02.000 I mean, yeah, but yeah, you're right.
02:47:03.000 That whole story is strange.
02:47:05.000 A little weird.
02:47:05.000 And how NBC removed the video where they were describing the scenario when the cops came to the door.
02:47:11.000 Yeah.
02:47:12.000 Like, I don't know what the fuck happened or what didn't happen.
02:47:14.000 I don't even want to speculate.
02:47:16.000 Right.
02:47:16.000 But sometimes they rush.
02:47:18.000 Sometimes journalists rush because they want to be the first one out.
02:47:21.000 Right.
02:47:21.000 And they get things wrong.
02:47:22.000 Oh, yeah.
02:47:23.000 It happens.
02:47:24.000 It happens.
02:47:25.000 Who fucking knows?
02:47:26.000 Who knows?
02:47:26.000 But at the end of the day, that guy had a pistola.
02:47:29.000 That would all have ended right there.
02:47:30.000 Like, okay, okay, okay, okay, with the hammer.
02:47:32.000 Get the fuck out of here.
02:47:34.000 It's like, you can't just say guns are bad.
02:47:36.000 It's like, it depends.
02:47:37.000 Like, I had a whole joke about it.
02:47:39.000 Like, because now I live in the country and I got a gun.
02:47:41.000 It's like, you know, you need a gun.
02:47:43.000 You know, at night, the state troopers take over.
02:47:46.000 I live in a small place.
02:47:47.000 It's like, you know, it takes 20 minutes for the cops to get to your house.
02:47:51.000 Also, there's bears and fucking things that could attack my dog.
02:47:53.000 Like, you need a gun.
02:47:55.000 There's no other thing.
02:47:55.000 I'm not going to get a fucking bow and arrow.
02:47:57.000 It's like, you need a gun.
02:47:59.000 You need a gun.
02:47:59.000 And it's completely sensible and it's completely a good thing to have a gun if you live in an area that isn't dense.
02:48:06.000 But then on the flip side, I do see, like, if everyone was packed, strapped in New York, and you get on the train during rush hour, and there's a gunfight.
02:48:14.000 Everyone pulls out, it ends like a Quentin Tarantino movie.
02:48:17.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:48:18.000 I mean, I get it.
02:48:18.000 Like, in dense populations...
02:48:19.000 That's possible, too.
02:48:19.000 Yeah, I mean, it's like...
02:48:20.000 So you have to have, like, a reasonable discussion about it.
02:48:23.000 But the crazy thing is that in dense populations, they have the most strict gun laws and the most gun violence.
02:48:28.000 Like, Chicago has crazy gun laws.
02:48:30.000 Yeah.
02:48:31.000 And a lot of fucking violence.
02:48:32.000 A lot of gun violence.
02:48:34.000 I think a lot of those guns come over state lines, though.
02:48:36.000 I'm sure.
02:48:36.000 They buy them in Indiana, and they move them across.
02:48:39.000 That's why, if you're going to have any sensible gun laws, I think it would have to be uniform.
02:48:43.000 Yeah, but then you give them the federal government the ability to dictate who does and doesn't have the ability to protect themselves with the firearms.
02:48:50.000 I see that problem, too.
02:48:51.000 And all the First Amendment people and Second Amendment people are like, wait a minute.
02:48:54.000 Yeah.
02:48:55.000 And also, I see that problem, too.
02:48:56.000 And I think just to piggyback off that, you know, get a little tangential, but when Hillary Clinton recently said she called the Electoral College antiquated, I felt like that was very dangerous and very stupid to say because the country's very different.
02:49:14.000 We're a United States of America and the states are very different.
02:49:18.000 And I think a very good argument can be made that a lot of those states should have more of a say just because they don't have a big population.
02:49:25.000 They serve an important function to the country and their representation should be heard.
02:49:31.000 And I think the electoral, you can make a great argument that the Electoral College Functions to keep us together.
02:49:37.000 You know what I mean?
02:49:37.000 To keep this thing united.
02:49:39.000 And instead of having those states go, well, fuck you.
02:49:41.000 We don't believe...
02:49:42.000 We're not all trying to be actors in Los Angeles.
02:49:44.000 We have a different culture.
02:49:46.000 And that culture should be respected.
02:49:47.000 And the Electoral College provides those low-population states a little bit more say.
02:49:51.000 And it keeps us united.
02:49:52.000 There's a strong argument to be made.
02:49:54.000 And for her to just wholesale call it antiquated is self-serving, fucking naive, and cunty!
02:50:01.000 Can I say that?
02:50:02.000 Well, I get it from her perspective, because she would've won.
02:50:05.000 Yeah, well fuck you, that's self-serving!
02:50:06.000 She won the popular vote by like three million votes.
02:50:09.000 Yeah, well fuck you.
02:50:10.000 Like three million people more picked me than the orange guy.
02:50:12.000 Yeah, well fuck you, I want to be able to do dates in Iowa.
02:50:14.000 I wanted to be in the country without a passport when I traveled there.
02:50:17.000 She's like, I could've been the fucking queen.
02:50:19.000 I could've taken them all.
02:50:22.000 What do you think the world would've been like if Hillary Clinton won in 2016?
02:50:27.000 We would all be wearing pussy hats.
02:50:30.000 That would be the new burka.
02:50:32.000 Do you think that it would go the other way and there would be a lot more misogyny?
02:50:40.000 Because I have friends that talk to me about, like, black friends that talk to me about the racism that went a tick up when Obama was elected.
02:50:48.000 Yeah.
02:50:48.000 Because people were angry.
02:50:49.000 And angry racists were very, very vocal about it.
02:50:52.000 Yes.
02:50:52.000 That you could see people that you didn't even know were racist, and they would say racist things about Obama.
02:50:57.000 Yeah.
02:50:58.000 And it shocked them.
02:50:59.000 They're like, why would they want to go through that?
02:51:01.000 Imagine going through that.
02:51:02.000 Wouldn't you think the same thing would happen if we had a female leader?
02:51:05.000 Especially if we had a female leader that's not very likable.
02:51:07.000 So you think...
02:51:08.000 Misogyny would kick up.
02:51:10.000 Probably.
02:51:11.000 Yeah, probably.
02:51:13.000 There's people that openly hate women.
02:51:15.000 There's women who openly hate men, but they're not as scary.
02:51:18.000 But people openly hate women, they're fucking spooky for a lot of women.
02:51:22.000 Imagine if that kicks up.
02:51:23.000 Yeah, if it wasn't for cunts like you, this country wouldn't be like this.
02:51:27.000 You're like, what?
02:51:27.000 If you're a woman, you're a Democrat, and you're out on the town with a couple of your Democrat friends, and you get confronted by some Republican guy who believes he just lost his job because you voted for the wrong person, Yeah.
02:51:39.000 Yeah, probably would.
02:51:40.000 You're right.
02:51:41.000 That probably would have kicked up.
02:51:42.000 100%.
02:51:42.000 For sure.
02:51:43.000 100%.
02:51:43.000 She's very unlikable, even by her own party.
02:51:47.000 She's like Jason Voorhees, dude.
02:51:50.000 She just keeps coming back.
02:51:51.000 Well, she said she's never going to run for president again.
02:51:55.000 So that's pretty good news.
02:51:56.000 Yeah.
02:51:56.000 Unless they call her.
02:51:58.000 She's like, clean up.
02:52:00.000 She keeps popping up, though.
02:52:02.000 She's got some Apple TV show with her daughter where she's sitting there with Megan Thee Stallion.
02:52:08.000 They're gutsy.
02:52:09.000 Yeah.
02:52:09.000 They just fucking never go away.
02:52:11.000 But they're super gutsy.
02:52:12.000 Yeah.
02:52:14.000 Isn't that what it's called?
02:52:15.000 I guess.
02:52:16.000 Bro, you know what's gutsy?
02:52:17.000 Navy SEALs.
02:52:18.000 Yeah.
02:52:18.000 That's gutsy.
02:52:19.000 What those girls are doing in Iran is gutsy.
02:52:22.000 Yeah, that's gutsy.
02:52:23.000 Being worth $400 million and talking about how you make balloon animals with your daughter.
02:52:28.000 Yeah.
02:52:29.000 Moving to a state and throwing a Yankee hat on and then running for senator, I mean, that's gutsy.
02:52:34.000 Yeah, that's gutsy.
02:52:35.000 That's kind of gutsy.
02:52:36.000 That's kind of gutsy.
02:52:36.000 Kind of gutsy.
02:52:37.000 You're not really from there.
02:52:38.000 You guys are from Arkansas.
02:52:41.000 You're involved in shady real estate deals in Arkansas where people got suicided.
02:52:49.000 Yeah, I mean, it's a little strange.
02:52:51.000 It's all crazy.
02:52:53.000 It's like six degrees of separation, Kevin Bacon.
02:52:57.000 It's like six degrees of death with the Clintons.
02:52:59.000 You're like, I don't know what happened, but it is weird.
02:53:01.000 That body count is unusual.
02:53:03.000 But again, they're in an unusual business.
02:53:06.000 How many comics do we know that will kill themselves?
02:53:08.000 Yeah.
02:53:09.000 You know?
02:53:09.000 That's an unusual business, too.
02:53:11.000 Yeah.
02:53:11.000 I mean, when you're dealing with politics and you're dealing with people that are involved in shady businesses and stuff, you do get a certain amount of suicides.
02:53:18.000 Like, didn't one of Bernie Maynoff's kids kill himself?
02:53:20.000 Yeah.
02:53:21.000 Couldn't take it anymore.
02:53:22.000 Yeah.
02:53:22.000 What an empty, hollow existence.
02:53:25.000 Like this fucking kid in the Bahamas.
02:53:26.000 Imagine it all comes tumbling down.
02:53:28.000 You realize that you swindled people out of their whole life savings.
02:53:31.000 And then, of course, we're just hearing about this now.
02:53:34.000 The stories are going to come out.
02:53:35.000 Like some grandmother who's talked by her son to investing all of her retirement money into crypto.
02:53:41.000 And now she's eating dog food.
02:53:44.000 Yeah.
02:53:45.000 Yeah, you're going to hear those stories.
02:53:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:53:47.000 You got to look at yourself in the mirror.
02:53:48.000 You don't like what you see.
02:53:49.000 Some people are going to kill themselves.
02:53:51.000 Yeah.
02:53:51.000 Some people are going to conveniently get suicided after they make odd tweets.
02:53:57.000 Yeah, or that.
02:53:58.000 Or that.
02:53:59.000 Or that.
02:53:59.000 That's possible, too.
02:54:00.000 That's possible, too, man.
02:54:02.000 People definitely get whacked, right?
02:54:04.000 Are we denying people get whacked?
02:54:05.000 No, people get whacked.
02:54:06.000 People get whacked.
02:54:07.000 People get whacked.
02:54:08.000 But when people get whacked, everyone's like, he didn't get whacked.
02:54:11.000 Yeah.
02:54:12.000 He hung himself by an extension cord and shot himself in the chest with a shotgun 30 miles from his house.
02:54:17.000 That was his idea.
02:54:19.000 He didn't like the life he lived.
02:54:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was involved in Clinton and got Epstein into the White House seven times, but whatever.
02:54:27.000 People get whacked.
02:54:28.000 You hear about that guy?
02:54:29.000 People get put out of pasture.
02:54:30.000 Do you know about that guy?
02:54:31.000 No.
02:54:32.000 This guy was one of the people that worked.
02:54:34.000 He was involved in getting Epstein into the White House on multiple occasions.
02:54:39.000 Hung himself on a ranch.
02:54:42.000 Really?
02:54:42.000 30 miles from his home with an extension cord.
02:54:45.000 Oh, they killed him.
02:54:46.000 And shot himself in the chest with a shotgun.
02:54:48.000 Oh, that's funny.
02:54:50.000 Family of Bill Clinton advisor who admitted Jeffrey Epstein into the White House seven times has blocked release of files detailing the death scene after he was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast at a ranch 30 miles from his home.
02:55:04.000 Top Clinton advisor Mark Middleton died by suicide at the age of 59. They should put suicide in quotes.
02:55:10.000 At the age of 59, on May 7th, the Perry County Sheriff's Office in Arkansas confirmed.
02:55:16.000 Middleton was President Bill Clinton's special advisor, special, who admitted Jeffrey Epstein into the White House seven of the at least 17 times the pedophile visited.
02:55:27.000 The married father of two who lived in Little Rock, Arkansas, shot himself At Heifer Ranch in Perryville, 30 miles away from his home.
02:55:35.000 Dailymail.com can now reveal Middleton's father, Larry, and his widow, Rhea, are fighting to keep the photos and other illustrative content of his death sealed.
02:55:47.000 Hmm.
02:55:48.000 Why?
02:55:49.000 The two filed for it because they want to stay alive.
02:55:51.000 Yeah, I get it.
02:55:52.000 The two filed for an injunction arguing that blocking the release of the footage would halt a proliferation of unsubstantiated conspiracy theories.
02:56:02.000 Huh.
02:56:03.000 Unsubstantiated.
02:56:04.000 They should put that in quotes as well.
02:56:06.000 Arguing that blocking the release of the footage would halt So blocking the footage would halt a proliferation of unsubstantiated conspiracy theories.
02:56:18.000 That's an interesting way of...
02:56:19.000 That's like the Streisand effect, though, don't you think?
02:56:21.000 Yeah, that's the opposite of what would be true.
02:56:24.000 The lawsuit claims the family has been harassed by...
02:56:26.000 Well, that's, I'm sure, true.
02:56:28.000 Has been harassed by outlandish, hurtful, unsupported, offensive online articles regarding Middleton and his death.
02:56:35.000 Perry County Sheriff Scott Montgomery said that Middleton was discovered hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest.
02:56:42.000 What a way to kill yourself.
02:56:44.000 Seems like one or the other would suffice.
02:56:47.000 I don't know why you would hang yourself and then shoot yourself with a shotgun.
02:56:51.000 You're going through a lot of trouble, man.
02:56:52.000 That's a wild one.
02:56:54.000 I didn't know about that, and that one is what you call obviously wild.
02:56:58.000 Yeah.
02:56:59.000 That's out there.
02:57:00.000 It's a little sus, as the kids would say.
02:57:01.000 That's sus, son.
02:57:03.000 That one is sus.
02:57:05.000 That's one of the most sus things I've ever heard.
02:57:08.000 That's one of like 50 of those stories.
02:57:12.000 Yeah.
02:57:13.000 That one's real sus.
02:57:14.000 When you watch House of Cards, you go, hmm.
02:57:16.000 Is that about What about the Clintons?
02:57:19.000 People who haven't seen House of Cards just because Kevin Spacey's a dick grabber, I get it.
02:57:24.000 I get it.
02:57:25.000 I get your aversion.
02:57:27.000 But just try to put that aside.
02:57:29.000 Does this still exist?
02:57:30.000 Can you still watch it?
02:57:31.000 Yeah, I never got that.
02:57:32.000 Can you still watch House of Cards on Netflix?
02:57:34.000 I mean, Kevin Spacey did something wrong.
02:57:36.000 The show didn't, you know?
02:57:38.000 It's like, I never got that.
02:57:39.000 Yeah, he's an actor.
02:57:41.000 Yeah.
02:57:43.000 Like, don't take Woody Allen movies for me.
02:57:46.000 Here it is, House of Cards.
02:57:47.000 You can still watch it.
02:57:49.000 Unavailable on BASIC with ads planned due to licensing restrictions.
02:57:53.000 Oh, so it's one of the ones you've got to pay for now.
02:57:56.000 Because there's like two different tiers of Netflix now.
02:57:59.000 Like there's Netflix with ads now.
02:58:01.000 Have you watched that?
02:58:02.000 How many ads are there?
02:58:03.000 Is it bad?
02:58:04.000 I think I read it's up to four minutes of ads, but I have no idea.
02:58:07.000 If you just play it at the beginning, I'll go take a leak.
02:58:10.000 Yeah.
02:58:11.000 All right.
02:58:12.000 Can I get that letter again?
02:58:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:58:13.000 Let me know when the ads are done.
02:58:18.000 Fuck.
02:58:19.000 But that show, when you watch that show, House of Cards, you go, Jesus.
02:58:23.000 Yeah, even his accent.
02:58:24.000 I mean, how outlandish is this?
02:58:26.000 I mean, how much are you making up?
02:58:27.000 And how much this is real?
02:58:30.000 How outlandish is this?
02:58:32.000 I would say probably 90% real, 10% made up.
02:58:35.000 Yeah, there's got to be a percentage of that that's real.
02:58:40.000 When you're dealing with power like that and...
02:58:43.000 Or at least feasible.
02:58:45.000 Yeah.
02:58:46.000 Like that could be a thing that happens.
02:58:48.000 Beyond feasible, yeah.
02:58:49.000 Yeah.
02:58:50.000 Yeah.
02:58:50.000 They're not saints, you know?
02:58:52.000 And it's not like...
02:58:53.000 We know they used to do it like that, right?
02:58:55.000 Yeah.
02:58:55.000 We know that's how they used to do it.
02:58:57.000 Yeah.
02:58:57.000 So what point in time do we assume that the government cleaned up all the corruption and became beautiful?
02:59:03.000 Would that be true?
02:59:04.000 It was very evident that the shotgun worked because there was not a lot of blood or anything on the scene.
02:59:10.000 You can tell a shotgun blast was on his chest.
02:59:14.000 You can tell that because there was a hole in the chest and pellets come out of his back.
02:59:18.000 It was definitely self-inflicted in our opinion.
02:59:21.000 How would that make not a lot of blood if there's a hole through his chest?
02:59:26.000 Why is the guy killing himself?
02:59:28.000 He found a tree and pulled a table over there.
02:59:31.000 He got on that table and they took an extension cord and put it around a limb, put it around his neck and shot himself in the chest with a shotgun.
02:59:39.000 See, the problem is like when it says it was definitely self-inflicted in our opinion, like how would you know?
02:59:46.000 Why would you think that that is definitely self-inflicted?
02:59:49.000 All you should know is that he was shot with a shotgun while he was hung from a tree.
02:59:53.000 Nobody shoots himself with a shotgun in the chest.
02:59:56.000 Right, and is there a toxicology examination?
02:59:58.000 Was he drugged before that?
03:00:00.000 Was he alive when it happened?
03:00:01.000 Did they force him into that?
03:00:02.000 Was there signs of struggle?
03:00:04.000 You know, how do you know that it was self-inflicted?
03:00:07.000 Because there was not a lot of blood?
03:00:08.000 I assume that's because The shotgun wound to the chest cauterized, maybe?
03:00:15.000 Because it was close range?
03:00:16.000 I mean, what would cause there to be no blood?
03:00:19.000 But the fact was he was also hanging?
03:00:21.000 Like, what?
03:00:22.000 One or the other button.
03:00:23.000 And if you want to put a shotgun in your face, that's definitely going to kill you.
03:00:28.000 Yeah, usually don't people swallow guns?
03:00:29.000 Sometimes people do it wrong and they blow the front of their face off.
03:00:32.000 Yeah, that's worse.
03:00:34.000 Tony knows a guy like that.
03:00:35.000 He's missing his face because he tried to kill himself and lived.
03:00:40.000 Yeah, like those guys who jumped off the bridge and lived.
03:00:43.000 Jesus Christ.
03:00:44.000 It's got to hurt.
03:00:46.000 A bunch of people have survived that jump too, which is crazy.
03:00:49.000 Yeah.
03:00:50.000 Like the Golden Gate one?
03:00:51.000 You see that documentary in the Golden Gate one?
03:00:54.000 A friend of mine did that.
03:00:56.000 Really?
03:00:57.000 Yeah.
03:00:57.000 And lived?
03:00:58.000 No.
03:00:59.000 Died?
03:01:00.000 No, he killed himself on the bridge.
03:01:02.000 Knew him for years.
03:01:05.000 Yeah.
03:01:05.000 What's interesting is those guys that did that, they all say, like, once they jumped, they regretted it.
03:01:09.000 Like, in the air, the ones who lived, like, oh, fuck, I should've done that here.
03:01:12.000 Of course.
03:01:12.000 Yeah.
03:01:12.000 Of course.
03:01:13.000 But, you know, you want a way out of that fucking horrible feeling.
03:01:18.000 I know.
03:01:19.000 But there always is a way out.
03:01:21.000 Generally there's a way out.
03:01:22.000 Yeah, you just don't do that.
03:01:24.000 You get...
03:01:24.000 Get help.
03:01:24.000 I think a lot of it is the shame of getting help or something, like...
03:01:28.000 Well, there's a lot of people, too, they get older and they just think their life is a just fucking disaster.
03:01:32.000 It can't be fixed.
03:01:33.000 It keeps getting worse.
03:01:34.000 Yeah.
03:01:36.000 Yeah.
03:01:37.000 It's never a good thing.
03:01:39.000 And there's a lot of people that let Jeffrey Epstein in the White House every time.
03:01:46.000 Maybe there's something more to it.
03:01:50.000 But you can't say that if you say that you're a conspiracy theorist.
03:01:54.000 Yeah, well, some conspiracies are just...
03:01:56.000 seem not like conspiracies.
03:01:58.000 Yeah, they seem kind of real.
03:01:59.000 Yeah, that one, you know.
03:02:00.000 And yeah, you find out a lot.
03:02:02.000 There's a few examples in history that we're talking about on the way over here that you're like, oh, that's not a conspiracy.
03:02:08.000 It ended up being true.
03:02:09.000 Well, for sure.
03:02:09.000 Golf of Tonkin.
03:02:10.000 Yeah, and for sure, in other parts of the world, if you're involved in some sort of a thing where you have information that can get some sort of a leader in trouble...
03:02:19.000 They're gonna whack you.
03:02:20.000 When you look at Russia, people just slip out of windows all the time.
03:02:24.000 How about Jamal Khashoggi?
03:02:25.000 How about that story?
03:02:27.000 Oh, the journalist?
03:02:27.000 Yeah, the journalist that they killed at the embassy.
03:02:29.000 Yeah.
03:02:30.000 That's wild.
03:02:31.000 Yeah.
03:02:33.000 Yeah, they do that.
03:02:34.000 Yeah, people in power will do that.
03:02:37.000 It's a real thing.
03:02:38.000 House of Cards.
03:02:39.000 Yeah, they do it a lot.
03:02:40.000 They seem to do it.
03:02:41.000 Yeah, they seem to do it a lot.
03:02:42.000 It seems like it's happened before.
03:02:43.000 It should be something that people consider.
03:02:45.000 Instead, people are like, I mean, probably not.
03:02:47.000 That's not possible.
03:02:49.000 They wouldn't do that.
03:02:50.000 How would they do that again?
03:02:55.000 Yeah, there's a little, like, American dissonance, like cognitive dissonance where we believe, like, we're different from other places.
03:03:04.000 Like, that could never happen here.
03:03:05.000 Leaders wouldn't do that here.
03:03:06.000 Not here.
03:03:07.000 You're like, yeah.
03:03:09.000 Power's the same everywhere guy.
03:03:10.000 Yeah.
03:03:11.000 Yeah.
03:03:12.000 Well, you remember when Hillary Clinton was doing an interview and they were talking about Libya after Muammar Gaddafi got captured and killed?
03:03:19.000 She was cackling.
03:03:19.000 She was laughing.
03:03:20.000 She goes, we came, we saw, he died.
03:03:23.000 Ha ha ha.
03:03:24.000 That evil laugh, yeah.
03:03:25.000 But that is a crazy thing to laugh about.
03:03:29.000 Not just to do it.
03:03:30.000 Look, if an evil dictator gets taken out, that's terrible.
03:03:33.000 I mean, there was an evil dictator.
03:03:35.000 It's terrible that this guy was running this country.
03:03:37.000 It's terrible that this guy was abusing power and killing people and all the things that I'm sure that guy did.
03:03:43.000 But then he dies and you're laughing about it.
03:03:46.000 To emote like that at the news of his death shows that you're kind of like him.
03:03:53.000 You kind of have some, you know, you're no better.
03:03:55.000 It's sort of an insight, a little glimpse into who you really are.
03:04:00.000 And didn't the United States prop him up at one point in time?
03:04:02.000 I'm sure, yeah.
03:04:03.000 I mean, we propped up a lot of bad guys.
03:04:05.000 Yeah.
03:04:06.000 We made a lot of deals with the devil.
03:04:08.000 You know, we've had to choose a lot of times the lesser of two evils.
03:04:14.000 Sometimes I get that, you know?
03:04:16.000 Do you think that with all this exposure to this stuff, all the open discussions of this stuff in America, like it's less and less prevalent, do you think because more people are aware of all this stuff and more people are aware of these, like before this would be in a fucking newspaper somewhere and then it'd be gone.
03:04:32.000 Yeah.
03:04:32.000 Nobody would hear about it.
03:04:53.000 I don't know.
03:04:53.000 Obviously a lot of it's proven wrong, but there are a few things where you go like, that's a little weird.
03:04:57.000 That's a little weird.
03:04:59.000 A few of the aspects.
03:05:00.000 Here's the weirdest one, where the Saudi broils or the Saudi people were allowed to leave the country when all the airspace was shut.
03:05:08.000 That's a little weird.
03:05:09.000 What happened?
03:05:10.000 What deals did you guys make?
03:05:12.000 It's a little sus.
03:05:13.000 Yeah, his family members took planes.
03:05:17.000 Weird.
03:05:19.000 Passport just...
03:05:21.000 Passport survived?
03:05:22.000 I think when anything happens, anytime there's an event, a big event, people take advantage of it.
03:05:28.000 Whether they orchestrated it, that's a totally different kind of conspiracy theory, right?
03:05:33.000 Yeah.
03:05:34.000 But no one...
03:05:35.000 No one denies that governments capitalize on chaos.
03:05:40.000 They capitalize on crises.
03:05:42.000 They capitalize on problems.
03:05:43.000 Disaster capitalism, yeah.
03:05:45.000 Move in.
03:05:46.000 Move in.
03:05:47.000 Tighten down the reins.
03:05:48.000 We've got to fix this.
03:05:49.000 Patriot Act.
03:05:51.000 TSA. Yeah.
03:05:52.000 Let me check your shoes.
03:05:53.000 Yeah, for sure.
03:05:54.000 And it's always healthy to question those things.
03:05:56.000 That's the whole point of this country.
03:05:58.000 Yeah.
03:05:59.000 I actually, there was this dude, I won't get out of this big show, but anyway, he, a guy, and I believed him, right?
03:06:07.000 He's a former military guy, and he was in Iraq, and he said, just talking about the military-industrial compass, he was like, a lot of what they told us to do was just go into the desert, and we would just dump artillery.
03:06:19.000 We would just dump it.
03:06:21.000 Just like it was a way to get rid of old artillery so we could make more, you know, so more can be ordered.
03:06:27.000 Jesus.
03:06:27.000 And they just go and they would just level.
03:06:30.000 Just fucking drop it.
03:06:32.000 Yeah, and it was off the books, off the river.
03:06:35.000 It was hush-hush on the QT. Wow, if you want to keep that money coming in.
03:06:39.000 I believed him when he said it and he explained to me and the way he was talking about it and the way he knew it.
03:06:45.000 I was just like, oh, that's something someone who was there knows.
03:06:48.000 Here's a good question.
03:06:49.000 How much accounting is there of how many bullets get shot?
03:06:52.000 I don't know.
03:06:54.000 Yeah.
03:06:56.000 How much accounting?
03:06:57.000 I have no clue.
03:06:59.000 You know, like, how many times did you pull the trigger?
03:07:01.000 What happened?
03:07:02.000 How many times did you hit people?
03:07:03.000 Like, is there accounting?
03:07:04.000 I don't think there's...
03:07:04.000 Probably not.
03:07:05.000 How could you?
03:07:06.000 In the chaos of war?
03:07:07.000 Yeah, who is...
03:07:08.000 There's no, like, yeah, there's no Justice Department for the military in that way.
03:07:14.000 I guess the military does it somehow?
03:07:15.000 Or is there sort of internal affairs for the military that checks that stuff?
03:07:20.000 I don't think there is.
03:07:23.000 You know, that's what scares me about riots and protests.
03:07:28.000 I think there's like a thing about human beings when we get large groups of people together on the ground encountering other large groups of people.
03:07:36.000 Things get real primal.
03:07:39.000 People go back to like these strange instincts that we had when that was how war was taking place.
03:07:46.000 Like if you were alive in the 1200s and war broke out, it broke out on the ground.
03:07:52.000 Like you're running at each other and Hacking each other and it's like a riot like a crazy elevated Super riot but way worse right war killing death destruction people coming out other people like I think people have like this automatic like There's a weird thing that happens when there's like a group mind If there's a riot and people are capable of things they would never be capable of any other time like it's almost like you go into like war mode and You know,
03:08:18.000 like you go into like this primal, like everyone's IQ drops and everyone gets like goes back in evolution.
03:08:25.000 Yeah.
03:08:26.000 Like 50,000 years.
03:08:27.000 Everyone gets crazy again.
03:08:28.000 Yeah.
03:08:29.000 Because it's almost like you have a programmed reaction to large groups of people involved in like heavy-duty like real conflict.
03:08:37.000 Like windows are getting shattered, bombs are going off, people are screaming, things are getting lit on fire.
03:08:43.000 People get in that mindset.
03:08:45.000 Yeah.
03:08:46.000 Like during the George Floyd protests when you saw people lighting buildings on fire and smashing windows and cops were standing by where people are looting stores.
03:08:53.000 Like, whoa!
03:08:55.000 This is scary.
03:08:56.000 Yeah, maybe it's that frenzied energy, that groupthink that just escalates.
03:09:02.000 You're right.
03:09:03.000 Maybe it triggers something.
03:09:04.000 Yeah, I think it triggers like some old-timey shit that's in our DNA. Because I think you had to be ready for when the shit went down if you lived 10,000 years ago.
03:09:14.000 Right.
03:09:14.000 Because the shit would go down like that.
03:09:15.000 Right.
03:09:15.000 People would just hack each other up.
03:09:17.000 People would charge at you.
03:09:19.000 Almost like everybody has to act together in this chaotic group.
03:09:23.000 Right.
03:09:23.000 Right.
03:09:24.000 Yeah, there's something that happens to humans when they're in a group where it escalates.
03:09:28.000 Yeah.
03:09:29.000 You even feel it when you're a comedian, when you have a big crowd.
03:09:32.000 You feel this surge of fucking energy from them.
03:09:36.000 Yeah.
03:09:36.000 And it's real.
03:09:38.000 You feel like you could crush a building with your hands.
03:09:40.000 The energy is really...
03:09:42.000 There's a difference between performing for seven people and performing for the crowds you do.
03:09:46.000 I'm sure you feel like a fucking...
03:09:48.000 It's kind of like what dictators feel.
03:09:51.000 Well, you feel like an orchestrator, honestly.
03:09:54.000 You feel like you're a conductor.
03:09:55.000 You're just kind of getting out of your own way and trying to navigate it and bring everybody together with the jokes and put the bits together correctly and have this wave all come together.
03:10:04.000 That's what you do.
03:10:04.000 You're trying to get out of your own way, really.
03:10:06.000 But you feel an energy from them that sort of invigorates you.
03:10:10.000 You get excited, for sure, but the goal is always to perform the best you can, which if you're thinking about that energy, you're fucking up.
03:10:18.000 Right.
03:10:18.000 Like you really can't think about that.
03:10:20.000 You really got to think about the bits.
03:10:22.000 You got to be engaged almost like these are individuals and you're talking to them almost one-on-one.
03:10:27.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:10:27.000 Because otherwise you get in your own way.
03:10:29.000 Yeah.
03:10:29.000 You don't want to get in your own way.
03:10:30.000 You're just trying to do the best with the moment and you're almost like a passenger as much as you're the driver.
03:10:38.000 Maybe you've gotten really used to it because whenever I do big crowds I feel like I feel powerful.
03:10:45.000 Maybe you should never be a dictator.
03:10:47.000 I feel like jacked up.
03:10:49.000 I feel like they're energy and I feel like just real jacked up, ready for it.
03:10:54.000 If I got a standing ovation, I was like, you know what, let's go fucking trash this casino.
03:11:00.000 I feel that murderous kind of energy.
03:11:06.000 There's a thin line!
03:11:08.000 Well, people that are in control of large groups of people.
03:11:11.000 It's like we were talking about with the sex cults.
03:11:13.000 It's intoxicating.
03:11:14.000 It's an elixir.
03:11:15.000 It's gotta be.
03:11:16.000 It's gotta be.
03:11:17.000 I mean, humans are not supposed to have that kind of control over that many people.
03:11:23.000 And if they did, it was usually like they were the greatest warrior and the chief of the tribe, and there's only 150 people.
03:11:28.000 And you knew that guy, he knows where all the poison plants are, he knows how to get water, he's fucking got the most scars on his face, he survived.
03:11:35.000 Yeah.
03:11:35.000 And now it's the guy with the microphone.
03:11:37.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:11:38.000 Sometimes they're morons.
03:11:39.000 Yeah.
03:11:44.000 Yeah.
03:11:45.000 Sometimes they don't know they're morons, which is even scarier.
03:11:47.000 Yeah.
03:11:48.000 Like, as long as the moron knows they're a moron, I think we're probably better off.
03:11:52.000 You do a good job of that, because you've risen to a point where you have a large group.
03:12:00.000 Whether you're performing live or whether you're doing this, you temper yourself well.
03:12:06.000 You keep yourself humble and down to earth.
03:12:08.000 That's not easy.
03:12:09.000 You gotta stay normal as much as you can.
03:12:12.000 I think one of the ways that I do that, I mean I always talk about this ad nauseum, but it's working out really hard.
03:12:17.000 I brutalize myself and cold plunges and saunas and shit like that.
03:12:21.000 Put yourself through difficult shit so that you have a humility because you're constantly feeling your weakness and your breaking point.
03:12:31.000 You're constantly exhausted and pushing through.
03:12:34.000 You're constantly reevaluating your capabilities.
03:12:38.000 If you push yourself to the point of exhaustion, every time you're doing that and you know you have like 30 seconds left in the round and you want to quit, but you don't quit.
03:12:45.000 You're pushing yourself past this very difficult moment and in that you get humbled because you're like, oh my god, I'm such a bitch.
03:12:52.000 And then you sit down and like you get exhausted and you wait for that minute to get up and then you do it again.
03:12:57.000 And if you could force yourself into doing that, you are very...
03:13:02.000 Like obviously confronted with your limitations, obviously confronted with your weaknesses and like where your willpower is and your character.
03:13:10.000 The most willful person, the most disciplined person is still pretty fucking weak.
03:13:14.000 Still pretty weak.
03:13:16.000 You can only sprint for like how long?
03:13:18.000 You don't have much in you.
03:13:20.000 You're constantly confronted with human limitations and that sort of informs your humility.
03:13:24.000 I think there's something to that.
03:13:26.000 I really do.
03:13:26.000 I think there's something that people that have experienced too much comfort and no discomfort at all and no testing of their boundaries physically.
03:13:34.000 Because people equate testing of your boundaries physically with being like a meathead.
03:13:40.000 But I think it's much more mental than people want to give it credit.
03:13:43.000 Because I think in overcoming your will to quit, because there's a strong urge to quit when you're working out really hard.
03:13:51.000 A strong urge to quit when you're in the sauna.
03:13:53.000 It's 15 minutes in.
03:13:54.000 You got 10 more minutes.
03:13:55.000 You're like, fuck this.
03:13:56.000 There's a strong urge to quit.
03:13:58.000 But in overcoming that strong urge to quit, it builds a mental fortitude, and it builds an understanding of your limitations.
03:14:06.000 Not of your strengths, really.
03:14:08.000 Because you're not really impressed with your strengths if you can only do three minutes in the fucking cold plunge.
03:14:12.000 You're not impressing yourself.
03:14:14.000 At the end of the day, you can't wait to get out of that fucking thing, because you're weak, right?
03:14:18.000 So you know.
03:14:18.000 So you can't believe you're something special.
03:14:21.000 You're not something special.
03:14:22.000 You're almost froze to death.
03:14:23.000 That makes a lot of sense.
03:14:24.000 I get that.
03:14:25.000 Like, that hits all the way home.
03:14:26.000 That makes a lot of sense.
03:14:27.000 Yeah, I think everyone, and it shouldn't just be the kind of workouts I do.
03:14:31.000 Do yoga, go on fucking long hikes, climb hills.
03:14:35.000 Do something physical that humiliates you or, excuse me, humbles you.
03:14:40.000 Something that where you know that you have limitations.
03:14:44.000 That's why, like, martial arts people, jiu-jitsu people, they're some of the nicest, friendliest people ever.
03:14:48.000 Yeah, fighters.
03:14:48.000 They're always exhausted.
03:14:49.000 And they're always getting their ass handed to them in the gym.
03:14:52.000 Even the best of the best are humble.
03:14:54.000 Yeah.
03:14:54.000 You know, in many ways.
03:14:56.000 A little bit in comedy, too.
03:14:57.000 You know, a joke doesn't work.
03:14:58.000 You get humble.
03:14:58.000 You're like, ugh.
03:14:59.000 You think you're better than you are.
03:15:00.000 Then you have a bad show.
03:15:01.000 And you're like, yeah.
03:15:01.000 Sure.
03:15:02.000 And if you really think you're better than the audience or you're better than the material, you're the best.
03:15:07.000 You can be confronted with reality real quick.
03:15:10.000 Yeah.
03:15:11.000 Yeah.
03:15:12.000 You know, I had this—I had an interesting thought about you, too.
03:15:17.000 Has there ever been anyone in the world, in the history of the world—and this is going to be—I don't know if you ever thought about this, but I don't think there has—who's talked to as many people for as long— Like, I don't think...
03:15:32.000 Like, that's some new shit.
03:15:34.000 I'm serious.
03:15:36.000 Like...
03:15:36.000 In a way.
03:15:37.000 You have talked...
03:15:38.000 Especially someone like me, for sure, that's not even that educated.
03:15:40.000 No, but you just...
03:15:41.000 You get to talk to scientists and...
03:15:43.000 Yeah, I'm just saying, like, the amount and for as long and as intimately, like, what is that doing to your fucking...
03:15:49.000 Like, that's never been done.
03:15:50.000 Nobody's ever talked to the amount of people that you have talked to for as long as you've talked, as intimately as you've talked.
03:15:58.000 Like...
03:15:58.000 Hours a week for so long.
03:16:01.000 You've got so much of other people's energy and information.
03:16:07.000 Nobody's ever done that probably in the history of the world.
03:16:09.000 Nobody's talked to as many people.
03:16:12.000 It's crazy.
03:16:13.000 What does that do?
03:16:15.000 I don't know.
03:16:16.000 That's a new thing.
03:16:17.000 You might be the only dude on the planet who's ever existed who's interacted with so many people's energies on such an intimate level.
03:16:24.000 That's interesting.
03:16:25.000 I never thought of it that way.
03:16:26.000 I just think that I like to do it.
03:16:28.000 I just keep doing it.
03:16:29.000 I think if I thought about it like that, I'd probably go crazy.
03:16:32.000 It's wild though, right?
03:16:33.000 You could go crazy and think you're special or something.
03:16:37.000 I've just done it a long time.
03:16:38.000 I just keep doing it.
03:16:39.000 But that's what I'm good at doing.
03:16:41.000 What I'm good at doing is doing things a lot.
03:16:43.000 I'm good at that.
03:16:44.000 I'm good at whether I get obsessed with something, like playing pool.
03:16:47.000 I just play a lot.
03:16:48.000 I get obsessed with it.
03:16:50.000 Like martial arts, I get obsessed with it.
03:16:51.000 I get obsessed with things.
03:16:52.000 Have you found any commonalities about all these different types of people you've talked to?
03:16:57.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.
03:16:58.000 Any huge insights?
03:16:59.000 Yeah, because there's core aspects of people that are fascinating.
03:17:04.000 Curiosity is fascinating.
03:17:07.000 People's intellectual discipline and their ability to...
03:17:18.000 I don't know.
03:17:32.000 And the really fascinating people, they've thought of that.
03:17:36.000 They've analyzed their thoughts and their conclusions are more based on an objective assessment of reality and of information than of people that are ideologically based.
03:17:47.000 The ideologically based people often fall apart under questioning and that's fascinating too.
03:17:52.000 It's fascinating when you confront someone.
03:17:55.000 With facts that go against their ideology.
03:17:58.000 And, you know, and I've experienced it personally.
03:18:01.000 It's just, you know, it's uncomfortable personally when you realize, like, oh, I have, like, a flaw in the way I'm thinking.
03:18:07.000 And, like, I should look at things differently.
03:18:09.000 Like, why am I thinking this way?
03:18:11.000 Oh, I've always thought of things this way.
03:18:12.000 And I just accept that this is the way things should be.
03:18:15.000 But how much have I really looked at it?
03:18:17.000 And then also you, like what I was saying, that, you know, some people, like my friend Cam has really good eyes.
03:18:22.000 My eyes suck.
03:18:23.000 Some people have better brains.
03:18:25.000 They just do.
03:18:26.000 Their brains work quicker.
03:18:27.000 They're faster.
03:18:28.000 They have more capacity for information.
03:18:31.000 They can disseminate information better.
03:18:33.000 They're better at communicating.
03:18:35.000 They're better at assessing things and analyzing things.
03:18:40.000 And there's a lot of people that are really good at getting out of their own way.
03:18:43.000 And there's a lot of people that aren't.
03:18:44.000 Those people are fascinating too.
03:18:46.000 The people that are constantly tripping over their own dick and fucking up their life.
03:18:49.000 And then some of those people are brilliant.
03:18:51.000 Some of those people are some of the best artists.
03:18:53.000 You know?
03:18:54.000 Right?
03:18:54.000 I'd say, those are probably your comedy crew.
03:18:57.000 Yeah, these guys like to get their own way of it.
03:18:59.000 A lot of them, you know, but some of my favorite people step on their own dick.
03:19:03.000 Yeah.
03:19:03.000 You know, it's part of being a human, man.
03:19:06.000 And we're always pointing fingers and, like, trying to say, look what you did, and look what she did, and look what you said.
03:19:12.000 And those situations are like this fucking FTX thing.
03:19:16.000 Fascinating.
03:19:17.000 I was reading about Elizabeth Holmes today.
03:19:19.000 Oh yeah.
03:19:21.000 Fascinating.
03:19:22.000 I'm so obsessed with those kind of people that just make up some fake technology and con super wealthy people into hundreds of millions of dollars investing in their company.
03:19:34.000 Self-made billionaire and then now facing fucking 20 years in jail.
03:19:39.000 And she owes a hundred million dollars plus.
03:19:41.000 Yeah.
03:19:41.000 Wild!
03:19:43.000 Yeah.
03:19:43.000 Those people exist.
03:19:44.000 I'm fascinated with Psycho Pass.
03:19:46.000 Maybe she is one, maybe she's not, but they, yeah, the way they have, they're so loose with the truth.
03:19:51.000 They just make up anything.
03:19:53.000 I think they get captured by success, too.
03:19:55.000 They want it to keep rolling.
03:19:56.000 They find ways to fudge the numbers and move the needle around, you know, make it look like everything's better than it is, and eventually we'll all work it out.
03:20:03.000 It'll all be fine.
03:20:04.000 But certain people just don't have that conscious.
03:20:06.000 They don't have that guilt or conscious.
03:20:08.000 Like, I'm lying.
03:20:09.000 It's just not there.
03:20:10.000 They just go.
03:20:11.000 And I think there's probably a benefit to that.
03:20:13.000 Like, in some businesses, to be associated with?
03:20:15.000 Oh, without a doubt.
03:20:17.000 Yeah.
03:20:18.000 They're unencumbered by guilt?
03:20:19.000 I mean, that's true freedom.
03:20:21.000 You make decisions based on what's good for you?
03:20:24.000 Yeah.
03:20:24.000 You don't think about anyone else?
03:20:26.000 That's freedom right there.
03:20:27.000 Yeah, you make a phone call, next thing you know, a guy's hanging from a tree.
03:20:30.000 Yeah!
03:20:30.000 With a shotgun blast in his fucking chest.
03:20:34.000 Yeah.
03:20:35.000 Giannis Papas, you're the fucking man.
03:20:36.000 Thanks.
03:20:36.000 I always love talking to you.
03:20:37.000 I love talking to you.
03:20:38.000 Thanks for having me.
03:20:38.000 I was really excited to talk to you because all this crazy shit's going on.
03:20:41.000 I'm like, I know you're going to have opinions on things.
03:20:43.000 Yeah, well, we had a fun time.
03:20:44.000 Always, my brother.
03:20:45.000 Are you doing Kill Tony tonight?
03:20:47.000 No, he said he overbooked.
03:20:49.000 It was a long time ago he booked it, so he's got, I think Segura's doing it.
03:20:52.000 I said I'll do it next time.
03:20:53.000 Okay.
03:20:54.000 Yeah, but I'm going to come through and probably check it out, whatever.
03:20:56.000 Okay, beautiful.
03:20:57.000 Alright, my brother.
03:20:58.000 Always good to see you.
03:20:59.000 Tell everybody your social media, your podcast, all that jazz.
03:21:03.000 Yeah, Long Days with Giannis Pappas.
03:21:05.000 It's just me solo, ranting away and having fun, and then all my live dates.
03:21:10.000 I'm on the road a lot, so GiannisPappasComedy.com.
03:21:13.000 Just check it out.
03:21:14.000 I'll be in Detroit next, December 1st through the 3rd, Chicago, San Fran.
03:21:18.000 What are you doing in Detroit?
03:21:19.000 I'm doing the House of Comedy.
03:21:20.000 Oh, that's a good spot.
03:21:21.000 Yeah.
03:21:22.000 Nice.
03:21:22.000 Detroit's fun.
03:21:23.000 Yeah.
03:21:23.000 Wild people over there.
03:21:24.000 It's a wild town.
03:21:26.000 Former king.
03:21:27.000 It used to be the richest city in America.
03:21:30.000 Isn't that crazy?
03:21:31.000 Yeah.
03:21:31.000 It is crazy.
03:21:32.000 Made all the fucking greatest muscle cars ever.
03:21:34.000 Yep.
03:21:35.000 Now it's...
03:21:36.000 I don't know.
03:21:37.000 Well, that's kind of on the come up a little bit.
03:21:39.000 Texts coming there, right?
03:21:40.000 Yeah, there's a lot of stuff happening there, but it's still, it's like, fuck, what happened there?
03:21:44.000 Yeah.
03:21:45.000 Kind of wild.
03:21:45.000 That was like the 1950s, 70-plus years later.
03:21:48.000 It's a wreck.
03:21:49.000 Oh, dude, when you look at old videos on YouTube about, like, just of, like...
03:21:53.000 The middle of the day.
03:21:55.000 Let's find a video of Detroit in the heyday.
03:21:58.000 Let's end on that.
03:21:59.000 Let's take a look at what Detroit looked like in the 1950s when it was one of the wealthiest cities in the world.
03:22:05.000 Yeah.
03:22:06.000 It's crazy.
03:22:07.000 It's nuts.
03:22:07.000 It's nuts.
03:22:08.000 And now you can buy a house for like $10.
03:22:11.000 Literally.
03:22:12.000 There's a tree growing through the middle of it.
03:22:16.000 Did you ever see those guys from Top Gear?
03:22:17.000 They did that?
03:22:18.000 No.
03:22:19.000 They went and they bought a house in Detroit for like 500 bucks.
03:22:21.000 Like, this is Detroit.
03:22:23.000 That's nuts, dude.
03:22:24.000 It looks like New York now.
03:22:25.000 Detroit, the fabulous 50s.
03:22:26.000 Look at it.
03:22:27.000 Everything's beautiful.
03:22:28.000 Damn.
03:22:28.000 All these amazing cars.
03:22:29.000 Look at everyone's driving around.
03:22:31.000 It looks so clean and beautiful.
03:22:33.000 Packed.
03:22:33.000 The streets are packed.
03:22:34.000 Look at that.
03:22:34.000 Look at everybody's dress real nice and waving at people and shit.
03:22:38.000 Look how beautiful those cars are.
03:22:40.000 Yeah.
03:22:41.000 I mean, it's alive.
03:22:42.000 Look at this.
03:22:44.000 Thriving.
03:22:44.000 It was thriving.
03:22:47.000 And the walls come tumbling down.
03:22:51.000 Look at that.
03:22:51.000 Look at how it looked back then.
03:22:52.000 Fuck, man.
03:22:53.000 So many beautiful cars.
03:22:55.000 Alright, my brother.
03:22:56.000 I appreciate you very much.
03:22:57.000 It's always good to talk to you.
03:22:58.000 Thanks, Joe.
03:22:58.000 Goodbye, everybody.