The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1902

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00:00:12.000 But then you thinking like that, that's like...

00:00:14.000 That's the curse of being successful though, right?

00:00:17.000 Like people lean on you.

00:00:19.000 I'm successful but on my own terms.

00:00:22.000 Yeah, but that's still successful.

00:00:25.000 Yeah, but...

00:00:26.000 On your own terms is great.

00:00:28.000 Because, see, my shit was the music industry.

00:00:30.000 And the music industry is one of those type of situations where you can be as creative as you want to be, but does that make you money?

00:00:37.000 You know?

00:00:38.000 So you have this whole fucking angel and double on your shoulder.

00:00:43.000 Like, make a hit song or be creative as you want to be.

00:00:47.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:00:48.000 Do what you want to do or do what you think is going to sell.

00:00:50.000 In my whole entire career, I just did what I wanted to do.

00:00:52.000 But at this point, after 10 years, I sit back sometime and I think about, like, damn, did I make a mistake?

00:01:00.000 Because, you know, there's still a lot of people in my family that struggle.

00:01:03.000 And it's like, fuck, you know?

00:01:05.000 But if I just didn't care about being Danny Brown and being so cool and trying to make the most experimental music I could possibly make, fucking just don't give a fuck.

00:01:14.000 Make that fucking hit song.

00:01:15.000 But isn't that you, though?

00:01:17.000 But I can do it.

00:01:18.000 You could do both.

00:01:21.000 That's the whole thing of what makes you a great artist.

00:01:23.000 A person like Jay-Z, he does both.

00:01:26.000 I don't know if I can do both because it's such a drastic change from what I love as underground music and what is commercially considered to be pop music.

00:01:38.000 It's such a drastic change.

00:01:39.000 It's such a fucking, you know what I'm saying?

00:01:41.000 So I don't know if I can ever make it.

00:01:43.000 It's like with Patrice O'Neal.

00:01:47.000 Would he ever been a fucking, like, you know what I'm saying?

00:01:50.000 Commercial, like, stand-up comedy.

00:01:51.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:01:52.000 No, I think he would have been.

00:01:53.000 At this point in age?

00:01:54.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:01:54.000 We would have forced it through.

00:01:56.000 Yeah.

00:01:57.000 He would have made it.

00:01:58.000 That's the one person that I look up to.

00:02:00.000 He was amazing.

00:02:01.000 I look up him so much.

00:02:03.000 Everybody would have forced it through.

00:02:05.000 Even if he couldn't get on a television show, even if nothing ever happened for him like that, we would have all had him on podcasts.

00:02:12.000 Because even with my rap career and just how I look at making music, I look at him as a super inspiration.

00:02:18.000 My last album, which was called You Know What I'm Saying, which was actually from Time and Christina, because they had this bit.

00:02:26.000 But we had this bit where they had niggas, and you know niggas be like, you know what I'm saying?

00:02:29.000 Even me, I say you know what I'm saying like a lot, like a motherfucker.

00:02:32.000 But before that, the name of the album was the Patrice O'Neill Theory.

00:02:35.000 Oh.

00:02:37.000 Because Patrice O'Neill, he had this theory where he'd talk about like men has periods.

00:02:42.000 But we don't necessarily have periods.

00:02:44.000 We just want to fuck another bitch.

00:02:48.000 So, every time you're mad at your girl, like, uh, she, like, all on you, and she, like, uh, you're like, uh, you're like, uh, my woman is beautiful.

00:02:55.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:02:56.000 Like, but you're like, bitch, you just want another taste of something.

00:03:02.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:03:04.000 Like it's to the point where if you've been so faithful for so long, you're like, I'll fuck a homeless bitch on the corner.

00:03:10.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:03:11.000 But if I did, it's going to make me love you so much more.

00:03:16.000 Like I won't have this attitude with you, this whole attitude I got with you.

00:03:19.000 You think, why are you so bad?

00:03:21.000 Why are you acting like this?

00:03:23.000 Because I need some new pussy.

00:03:25.000 And that's all it is.

00:03:27.000 The Patrice O'Neal theory.

00:03:28.000 That's the Patrice O'Neal theory.

00:03:29.000 He had a lot of great theories.

00:03:31.000 But I would say, listen, I'm going to say this because I love my girl at home.

00:03:33.000 I know she probably listens to this.

00:03:34.000 I love you, baby.

00:03:38.000 But no, I'm out of that.

00:03:40.000 I don't have that.

00:03:42.000 Don't get hurt like that no more.

00:03:44.000 I'm 40 years old.

00:03:45.000 It's like, come on, this motherfucker's been burnt out.

00:03:48.000 They've been hitting this motherfucker.

00:03:49.000 It's been speedbagging this dick.

00:03:51.000 This dick's been getting speedbagged for the last 10 years.

00:03:55.000 When did you decide to do this podcast that you're doing with your mom's house?

00:03:59.000 Because it's hilarious.

00:04:00.000 No, the thing was that...

00:04:02.000 Oh, you know Uncle Joey.

00:04:05.000 He started?

00:04:06.000 No, you want me to bring it?

00:04:08.000 Because it goes back into me just being a rapper, and just me being on some rap shit, and I was on tour.

00:04:15.000 I was on tour for a long part of time, and being on tour, you get bored, and I'm a gamer, so I buy a lot of video games, and guess what?

00:04:23.000 I bought UFC. Before the good UFCs.

00:04:27.000 This is a whatever UFC video game.

00:04:31.000 So I'm playing that and you were the fucking announcer on it.

00:04:34.000 So I'm playing that and you're the announcer on the album tour.

00:04:39.000 And then I guess, I don't know, some type of way I was watching UFC of some shit.

00:04:43.000 And then I seen you on there and it was like, oh, this the nigga from the video game!

00:04:48.000 Is this not hilarious to you?

00:04:50.000 Like, this is how I got up on this whole shit.

00:04:52.000 So I'm like, this the nigga from the video game!

00:04:54.000 Joe Rogan!

00:04:55.000 So then I started listening to Joe Rogan shit, and then from seeing Joe Rogan shit, I seen Uncle Joey on there.

00:05:00.000 Then I seen Uncle Joey on there, and I seen that, and I just started going through the fucking, um, the rabbit hole of y'all shit.

00:05:07.000 Like, even the shit of fucking, uh, fucking Red Band dumbass, always talking about fucking Olive Garden and shit like that, like...

00:05:13.000 Like the fucking like...

00:05:15.000 Olive Garden and Butthole.

00:05:16.000 Yeah, like the Justin TV there.

00:05:18.000 So I've been...

00:05:20.000 I will credit you to fucking up my fucking music career in some sense.

00:05:25.000 I will say that.

00:05:26.000 Because it got to the point where all I did was...

00:05:28.000 All I ever did in my life was listen to music.

00:05:31.000 I was one of those people where I would be like, man, people don't really listen to music.

00:05:36.000 They just listen to music in their cars or when they got function.

00:05:40.000 I'm the type of person that listens to music 24 seconds a day.

00:05:44.000 Whatever new.

00:05:45.000 But then I started getting into podcasting and listening to your shit and doing that and all that.

00:05:51.000 So...

00:05:52.000 I'm just being into podcasting and listening to y'all shit.

00:05:56.000 You know, fucking Uncle Joey and all that shit.

00:05:58.000 And then I got into why I made shit, listening to they shit.

00:06:00.000 And then, you know, just time hit me up.

00:06:04.000 Like, come through.

00:06:05.000 But when time hit me up, he didn't know how much of a fanboy I was or the shit.

00:06:09.000 So when I came through, I was hitting them with all this shit, you know, all the fucking Wyoming shit, like, you know, straight real mommy shit.

00:06:15.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:06:16.000 Jeans.

00:06:17.000 Yeah, so the jeans, so that's what happened.

00:06:20.000 The jeans, the whole, the fan base of the whole shit fucked with me.

00:06:23.000 They knew I was, like, real in the shit, so...

00:06:26.000 They embrace me with that shit.

00:06:27.000 So, Tom would always hit me up and talk about it.

00:06:29.000 He'd be like, man...

00:06:30.000 Because me and Tom would FaceTime and talk to each other.

00:06:32.000 Some real friend shit.

00:06:33.000 Ain't had nothing to do with no business or nothing else.

00:06:35.000 And Tom would be like, man, you should do a podcast.

00:06:37.000 I'm telling you, you'll be good at doing podcasts.

00:06:39.000 I'm glad he told you that.

00:06:40.000 And this and that.

00:06:41.000 But my whole shit was with him and I was like, man, no...

00:06:45.000 Being good at podcasts is good, but the actual production of it, which makes podcasts good.

00:06:50.000 Because I can set up a fucking camera and a fucking microphone in my bedroom and start talking shit in front of the camera, but is that going to be good?

00:06:57.000 Yeah.

00:06:59.000 Danny, it would be good.

00:07:01.000 But I was like, no.

00:07:02.000 Listen, all of it's good.

00:07:03.000 It just captures you.

00:07:04.000 It's nice to have great production, and the way they do it at your mom's house is awesome.

00:07:08.000 You have a real professional studio.

00:07:10.000 I went over there and visited.

00:07:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:11.000 It's beautiful.

00:07:12.000 The whole setup is beautiful.

00:07:13.000 But that's my whole shit.

00:07:14.000 I was like, I'm not going to do it unless it's like that.

00:07:15.000 But you can do it on FaceTime.

00:07:17.000 It doesn't matter.

00:07:17.000 I know, but I was like...

00:07:19.000 It doesn't matter.

00:07:19.000 You're just good at it.

00:07:22.000 Because you're a fan of podcasts for so long, I think you were probably talking back in your head.

00:07:26.000 Yeah, like it gotta be big.

00:07:28.000 It gotta be like, it gotta look professional.

00:07:30.000 It can be, it can be fucking, but see, this is the double-edged sword with that with me.

00:07:35.000 Because what I loved about podcasting was like, I was almost like a fly on the wall against seeing like friends just hanging out drinking and talking shit.

00:07:44.000 Right.

00:07:44.000 And now when you watch podcasting, it's so fucking overproduced.

00:07:47.000 I heard that these niggas is writing scripts now.

00:07:50.000 No.

00:07:51.000 I swear I heard some shit like that where they said these niggas got scripts and they looking at them on a Trello prompter and they sitting there doing podcasts.

00:08:00.000 They doing scripted podcasts.

00:08:02.000 Podcasts are supposed to be like you just a fly on the wall sitting there in a room with a couple friends and you hearing them talking shit and you like that's why we love fucking Rogan so much.

00:08:11.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:08:12.000 In the beginning stages of now this is some real shit.

00:08:15.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:17.000 But in the beginning stages of the shit like no we're a fly on the wall but The point of that that has turned to what media is in real life now.

00:08:26.000 It makes so much sense when you got fucking, we went through reality TV so much.

00:08:32.000 Now, motherfuckers that play video games watch other motherfuckers that play video games for fun.

00:08:40.000 Danny, I had a bit a long time ago about a cameraman from a reality TV show getting his own reality TV show.

00:08:49.000 So the reality TV show was about a cameraman following around a cameraman on a reality TV show.

00:08:56.000 And then I go, but then people are going to go, well, what about the cameraman behind the cameraman?

00:09:01.000 And then they're going to do a cameraman show on that.

00:09:03.000 I would love to see, me and my fucked up brain, I would love to see that show, but it had to be like the niggas that shoot porn, though.

00:09:09.000 I want to know about the porn cameramen.

00:09:11.000 Porn cameramen?

00:09:12.000 Yeah.

00:09:13.000 He a little creepy, too.

00:09:15.000 He a little creepy.

00:09:15.000 How you get that job?

00:09:17.000 You just looking for it?

00:09:19.000 Because I feel like a cameraman is such a vast.

00:09:21.000 Nigga, you shooting for the NBA or you shooting for the motherfucking anal projections?

00:09:28.000 What are you doing?

00:09:29.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:09:30.000 So you pick at your poison.

00:09:32.000 Yeah, you could be a professional and work for both.

00:09:35.000 I mean, no.

00:09:36.000 At the end of the day, what I will say that's good about the cameraman shit is that, just like everything else with DJing, everything that comes with the internet, everything, or even like production equipment, all this shit has become so...

00:09:50.000 Easy to use.

00:09:52.000 Back in the day, I couldn't go on YouTube and find an instruction manual on how to use an MPC. You know, Jamie's an audio engineer, like a real audio engineer.

00:10:02.000 Who went to school for it?

00:10:03.000 Yeah, I did go to school.

00:10:04.000 There was no YouTube for it.

00:10:05.000 And then the year I graduated, YouTube got invented.

00:10:08.000 How much of what you learned in school is still valid?

00:10:15.000 It's hard to say, because there's even some of the computer programs, they don't edit for you, but they handle a lot of the shit that was difficult.

00:10:25.000 Oh, yeah?

00:10:25.000 You want to hear the fucked up part that I think about is that it's better in this sense, because you get a lot of different point of views.

00:10:33.000 If I'm a nigga that I'm trying to learn some shit on YouTube, and it's a topic that has a lot of different people that's talking about it, I'm taking the best parts of or whatever identifies on me.

00:10:45.000 I'm like, oh, I'm figuring that shit out and do that like that instead of just learning from one person.

00:10:49.000 Yeah.

00:10:50.000 Oh, you know, I just started.

00:10:52.000 I've joined a Muay Thai gym.

00:10:53.000 Oh, yeah?

00:10:54.000 Yeah, man.

00:10:54.000 Where at?

00:10:55.000 I suck.

00:10:56.000 Shouts out to all my boys at fucking Ogre Muay Thai.

00:10:59.000 Shouts out to my boy Spencer, my boy Dave, all my motherfuckers.

00:11:02.000 Chantel, Autumn.

00:11:03.000 Yeah, no, I suck.

00:11:04.000 I actually suck.

00:11:05.000 That's okay.

00:11:05.000 Everybody sucks in the beginning.

00:11:07.000 No, I'm chilling out right now.

00:11:11.000 I'll probably go back in a few months.

00:11:13.000 Yeah?

00:11:13.000 But you were doing it?

00:11:14.000 No, I've been three, four months hard.

00:11:18.000 Yeah?

00:11:19.000 Yeah.

00:11:19.000 It's good for you, man.

00:11:21.000 It's great to get tension out, too.

00:11:23.000 Yeah, but it's one of those things, you know, yeah, but I didn't know that part, though, because I was doing privates, and that was fun, you know, learning shit.

00:11:32.000 Private's good.

00:11:32.000 Then I was like, you know what?

00:11:33.000 Let me go to real class.

00:11:35.000 Start going to real class.

00:11:36.000 Oh, and sparring with people and shit?

00:11:37.000 No, pad holding.

00:11:39.000 Oh.

00:11:40.000 My nigga.

00:11:44.000 I ain't signing for that job.

00:11:46.000 Holding the pads for people's bullshit.

00:11:48.000 Bro, I ain't signing for that job.

00:11:51.000 So I haven't been back.

00:11:52.000 I actually haven't been back.

00:11:53.000 No, I mean, we're going through a lot of shit.

00:11:55.000 You know why I haven't been back to Muay Thai?

00:11:57.000 I don't even know.

00:11:58.000 But I guess I'm talking about it.

00:12:00.000 But no, we was in class one day.

00:12:03.000 Shouts of my nigga Spencer, man.

00:12:04.000 We was in class one day.

00:12:05.000 And then this nigga was like, oh, you know what it is?

00:12:09.000 Because I didn't have no Muay Thai shorts.

00:12:11.000 So I was just like, you know, I was wearing my normal, like, regular shorts.

00:12:15.000 I'm wearing, like, Gucci shorts and shit.

00:12:16.000 Yeah.

00:12:18.000 The whole gym looking at me crazy.

00:12:19.000 So I'm going to buy some Muay Thai shorts.

00:12:21.000 And you know me, I'm a nigga.

00:12:23.000 I'm going to buy some fly shit.

00:12:26.000 So I bought the shiniest Muay Thai shorts I could find.

00:12:29.000 Them motherfuckers look like gold.

00:12:32.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:12:32.000 I'm like, these bitches fire though.

00:12:34.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:12:35.000 I got the fire Muay Thai shorts.

00:12:37.000 What do they look like?

00:12:38.000 You have a picture of them?

00:12:39.000 I mean, I can show you.

00:12:41.000 Yeah, show me a picture.

00:12:43.000 Just the gold shiny Muay Thai.

00:12:45.000 But I show it to the Muay Thai.

00:12:47.000 But I think he felt...

00:12:49.000 You know what that made me feel like?

00:12:51.000 It was like when a nigga suck at basketball.

00:12:54.000 And then he show up with the whole Jordan fit on.

00:12:57.000 With the Jordan and the iris and sleeve.

00:12:59.000 So I felt like that's what Muay Thai was looking at me like at that point.

00:13:03.000 But I didn't have no Muay Thai clothes.

00:13:04.000 This is my first time buying some Muay Thai shit.

00:13:06.000 I'm an ill nigga.

00:13:07.000 I love fashion.

00:13:08.000 So I'm going to buy some black shit.

00:13:09.000 What you want me to buy?

00:13:10.000 Some normal fake ass shit?

00:13:12.000 So, during the class...

00:13:13.000 Yeah, I think I'll let that go.

00:13:14.000 Yeah, so one of the teachers, she was like, you know, you got these shiny ass shorts on, you worried about the wrong shit.

00:13:21.000 And I thought to myself...

00:13:23.000 Why would anybody care?

00:13:26.000 It's fucking shorts.

00:13:27.000 But I thought to myself, and I was like, you know what?

00:13:29.000 You right.

00:13:30.000 I am worried about the wrong shit.

00:13:32.000 Why am I here playing Bruce Leroy with y'all niggas?

00:13:34.000 And I got to put a fucking album out.

00:13:36.000 So I haven't been to Muay Thai since.

00:13:38.000 I've been at the crib trying to finish my...

00:13:41.000 When I get back, and I thought about it too, because the way it started is because I will always talk about on my podcast how I got my ass whooped before, and he hit me up and was like, yo, you tired of getting your ass whooped?

00:13:52.000 Come to Muay Thai class.

00:13:53.000 And not necessarily me.

00:13:54.000 I'm just trying to get in shape.

00:13:55.000 I just don't want to, you know.

00:13:56.000 Yeah.

00:13:57.000 I don't want to be fat, you know.

00:13:59.000 But that's a good thing for getting in shape.

00:14:01.000 It's the funnest thing to get in shape, hitting pads and all that shit.

00:14:04.000 Yeah, you're learning something that's fun.

00:14:05.000 It was great.

00:14:06.000 And it's tiring.

00:14:07.000 No, it was great.

00:14:08.000 It was actually great.

00:14:09.000 Yeah, it's like the best way to get a cardio in because it's actually fun to do.

00:14:13.000 Whereas, like, a lot of cardio is just suck.

00:14:15.000 It's just getting through the suck, like an assault bike.

00:14:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:14:18.000 That's just getting through suck.

00:14:19.000 No, no.

00:14:20.000 I was actually having a great time.

00:14:22.000 I was having fun.

00:14:23.000 So, yeah.

00:14:23.000 So, I haven't been ever since that episode.

00:14:26.000 Gotta go back.

00:14:27.000 And they gotta let that go.

00:14:28.000 They gotta let that shit go.

00:14:30.000 I was hanging with...

00:14:31.000 You're Danny Brown.

00:14:32.000 You should be allowed to wear whatever fucking shorts you want.

00:14:34.000 That's one thing I thought about, too, though!

00:14:36.000 That's what you're supposed to be.

00:14:37.000 But you know they sell their own shit, too, so maybe you feel like I was bad out of anybody.

00:14:41.000 They gotta let that shit go.

00:14:42.000 All that shit they have in their head about what kind of fucking shorts you have, who gives a shit?

00:14:46.000 But part two, I just looked at it like I never joined this situation as me trying to fight a nigga.

00:14:52.000 They're shorts.

00:14:53.000 No, I'm saying, I get it.

00:14:55.000 They're just shorts.

00:14:55.000 No, I get it, because even one time we had a conversation, they was like, man, you gotta know how to protect yourself, and this and that.

00:15:00.000 I'm like...

00:15:00.000 Nigga, if I hit a nigga, I'm gonna get sued.

00:15:03.000 And part two, if a nigga hit me, I'm gonna shoot this nigga.

00:15:06.000 Like, guns...

00:15:08.000 Y'all forget that guns exist and we live in Texas.

00:15:11.000 I don't give a fuck about how many elbows you throw.

00:15:15.000 There's niggas with big-ass guns!

00:15:18.000 Especially in...

00:15:20.000 The climate, the situation that I live in, it's not like, you get what I'm saying?

00:15:24.000 Like, bro, so, me doing more trial, having, that was literally, I'm 40 years old.

00:15:29.000 I'm not about to fucking fight nobody.

00:15:32.000 I would never think that you would.

00:15:35.000 But, I think everybody should learn at least some understanding of martial arts.

00:15:41.000 Let me say this.

00:15:42.000 Be good for everybody.

00:15:43.000 One thing it did for me, and I don't want to talk, I hate this, but I had to say, because I will forget, that's my fucked up brain.

00:15:50.000 I know podcasts are like, oh, you don't talk about them motherfuckers.

00:15:53.000 But I'm sorry.

00:15:54.000 But if I don't say it, I'll forget it.

00:15:55.000 But it humbled the fuck out of me.

00:15:58.000 Because I'm the type of motherfucker, I talk shit.

00:16:01.000 Like, I get drunk.

00:16:02.000 Like, nigga, what's up, nigga?

00:16:04.000 What the fuck, nigga?

00:16:05.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:16:06.000 Nigga, what?

00:16:07.000 Nigga, I've seen people, nigga, nurses.

00:16:10.000 Women 5'3", 140 pounds, kicking a bag, you look like, nigga!

00:16:18.000 If she hit me with one of these, it's a wrap!

00:16:22.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:16:22.000 So, it humbled the fuck out of me.

00:16:25.000 And it made me know that I would never...

00:16:27.000 I never want to fight anyone in my life.

00:16:29.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:16:30.000 Yeah.

00:16:30.000 It's like everything else.

00:16:32.000 It looks way easier than it is.

00:16:35.000 If you're watching the UFC, and you're watching Israel Adesanya versus Alex Pajera, and you're watching the best in the world, and you think, if somebody fucks with me, I'm gonna do something to them.

00:16:46.000 Like, you have no idea how far that gap is.

00:16:51.000 It's humbling, because a girl's walking around with 140 pounds, right?

00:16:55.000 So that means her muscles and her legs are carrying 140 pounds everywhere she goes.

00:17:00.000 If she kicks you in the head, you're going unconscious.

00:17:02.000 So yeah, that's what's been happening with my Muay Thai gym.

00:17:05.000 That's why I haven't been back to Muay Thai.

00:17:07.000 It's good, though.

00:17:07.000 That whole thing's good.

00:17:08.000 And it's crazy.

00:17:09.000 Actually, fucking Tony, they had a party for the Adesanya prayer fight.

00:17:13.000 Oh, did they?

00:17:14.000 And he hit me up.

00:17:15.000 Tony's like, come through, pull up, pull up.

00:17:17.000 But I was sad about the Muay Thai shit.

00:17:19.000 But still?

00:17:20.000 Yeah.

00:17:21.000 So it turned you off to martial arts?

00:17:22.000 No, no.

00:17:25.000 12th Planet.

00:17:26.000 10th Planet.

00:17:27.000 10th Planet.

00:17:28.000 I know him.

00:17:28.000 What?

00:17:29.000 They around the corner, right?

00:17:31.000 Yeah.

00:17:31.000 Yeah, he was just saying, just go over there.

00:17:33.000 Well, that's a good place, too.

00:17:35.000 You don't have to go to the same gym.

00:17:37.000 No, as I'm saying, I might- Go to someone who respects your shorts.

00:17:38.000 I might have to switch gyms.

00:17:40.000 Yeah!

00:17:40.000 Go to someone who respects your shorts.

00:17:41.000 Because I'm Denny Brown.

00:17:42.000 I can't be fucking wearing no bullshit.

00:17:44.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:17:45.000 Whoever's running that gym, let it go.

00:17:47.000 No, no.

00:17:48.000 Part two is not the person that's ready to go.

00:17:50.000 Bro, Dennis Rodman shows up at your gym.

00:17:53.000 You gonna tell him what fucking shorts he can wear?

00:17:55.000 You're right.

00:17:56.000 You can't.

00:17:57.000 And guess what?

00:17:57.000 This is my first time buying, so it made me feel bad.

00:18:00.000 You know how it is when you're trying to be cool?

00:18:01.000 Because I didn't have no Muay Thai clothes.

00:18:03.000 I've been wearing just regular shorts, pulling up.

00:18:06.000 I never would wear their gym shit.

00:18:07.000 This is the first time I wore the gym t-shirt to the gym.

00:18:10.000 Yeah.

00:18:11.000 This nigga's like, you worried about the wrong shit.

00:18:13.000 You trying to look cool to do Muay Thai.

00:18:15.000 This is bad motherfucker.

00:18:16.000 And you suck at Muay Thai.

00:18:17.000 And it's like, bro.

00:18:18.000 I joined Muay Thai to get in shape.

00:18:21.000 So that's what happened.

00:18:23.000 Like I said, I haven't been doing Muay Thai.

00:18:25.000 I've been going to a normal gym, just doing normal shit, getting in shape.

00:18:28.000 Well, that's good, too, but they need to respect the shorts.

00:18:31.000 There's this dude named Badr Hari.

00:18:32.000 He's still an active kickboxer, but at one point in time, he was one of the best in the world, if not the best, in the heavyweight division, and he would fight golf shorts on.

00:18:41.000 I've been watching a lot of One.

00:18:43.000 Oh, One Championship?

00:18:44.000 Yeah, Rod Tang.

00:18:46.000 That dude's a beast.

00:18:47.000 I like that because they have the just straight Muay Thai fights and shit like that, so I like watching their shit.

00:18:53.000 Did you see when Rod Tang fought Mighty Mouse?

00:18:56.000 Yeah, Mighty Mouse whooped his ass.

00:18:57.000 Yeah, they had a mixed fight.

00:18:59.000 It was one round, missed one round.

00:19:00.000 Mighty Mouse fucked him up.

00:19:02.000 Yeah, well, Mighty Mouse got through the first round and landed some good shots.

00:19:05.000 I look up to Mighty Mouse so much, man.

00:19:07.000 He's so good.

00:19:08.000 He's so good.

00:19:09.000 Like, I look at...

00:19:11.000 I know it's like weird.

00:19:13.000 I mean, because I don't like...

00:19:16.000 I mean, a lot of people feel like shit like race baiting and shit like that.

00:19:19.000 But you got to think like martial arts and like urban communities are not like...

00:19:23.000 It's not like...

00:19:24.000 It's not a fucking Muay Thai gym up the street.

00:19:27.000 Right.

00:19:27.000 So for a person to be from the hood and to be like, man, I want to, you know, get into that shit and get to fighting.

00:19:33.000 Because niggas fight every day.

00:19:34.000 Niggas do all type of shit.

00:19:36.000 It's actually...

00:19:37.000 I guess for the most part, it would be boxing.

00:19:40.000 Boxing is easier to get into, but jujitsu is expensive.

00:19:43.000 Because even me, I can't lie, was always like Kronk.

00:19:47.000 Like me being from Detroit, it always was boxing gyms around.

00:19:50.000 That I could, if I wanted to, I could have gotten shit.

00:19:52.000 Did you ever go into Kronk?

00:19:53.000 Fuck no!

00:19:54.000 No?

00:19:57.000 Yo, look at me, man!

00:19:59.000 I know, but just to look around, man, that place is so legendary.

00:20:01.000 Let me bring it down to you, man.

00:20:03.000 Emmanuel Stewart, Tommy Hearns.

00:20:05.000 It's different type of people in life, man.

00:20:07.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:20:08.000 Yeah.

00:20:08.000 You one of them type of niggas, you was always about the muscles and kicking niggas.

00:20:12.000 And some niggas, bro, some niggas don't care about this, and all they care about is what?

00:20:17.000 The clothes.

00:20:18.000 Yeah.

00:20:19.000 So I was always a fashion guy.

00:20:21.000 Right.

00:20:21.000 Like, think about it.

00:20:22.000 I get it.

00:20:23.000 You never was a fashion guy.

00:20:25.000 Nope.

00:20:25.000 See?

00:20:26.000 Look at me now, wear a fanny pack.

00:20:27.000 Don't that sound fucked up, though?

00:20:29.000 No, it doesn't sound fucked up to me at all.

00:20:31.000 No, because, no, I'm saying.

00:20:32.000 I could get it.

00:20:33.000 No, that's the thing.

00:20:34.000 I could understand it.

00:20:34.000 But that's the thing about it.

00:20:35.000 It's like, people that work out, I got this muscle-ass body, I can take my shirt off and show you how I look.

00:20:41.000 But then there's some niggas that's like, no, what, this shirt you took off?

00:20:45.000 That was some bullshit.

00:20:48.000 The shirt I took off?

00:20:49.000 Yeah, that was some bullshit.

00:20:51.000 What was that shirt?

00:20:52.000 Oh, no, nigga.

00:20:53.000 That ain't no Kiko Koshinov.

00:20:55.000 That ain't no motherfucker.

00:20:57.000 You didn't like my shirt?

00:20:58.000 No, it's not what I'm saying.

00:21:00.000 It's just fashion.

00:21:02.000 But this is Roots of Fight.

00:21:04.000 When you got muscles.

00:21:05.000 This is an old smoking Joe Frazier.

00:21:08.000 See, Joe, you're not even giving up.

00:21:10.000 This is from like one of his fights.

00:21:12.000 When you got muscles, niggas don't care what kind of clothes you wear.

00:21:15.000 I know, but this to me, this is like artwork.

00:21:19.000 This is the advertisement for Smoke and Joe Frazier's fight from 1971. Come on, man.

00:21:25.000 Shut up.

00:21:26.000 This would be a great vintage pickup for me.

00:21:30.000 I will buy this.

00:21:31.000 I will buy this.

00:21:32.000 So that was fashionable.

00:21:34.000 I'll get it for you.

00:21:34.000 We're not making it like that, but I'm trying to tell you, it's some people...

00:21:39.000 It's people...

00:21:40.000 No, it's people...

00:21:40.000 No, I'm telling you!

00:21:41.000 It's people in this world that are like, all I gotta do...

00:21:44.000 I don't have to look muscular.

00:21:45.000 I don't have to...

00:21:46.000 All I gotta do is stay this certain size to be able to fit this certain type of clothing.

00:21:53.000 See, that's what y'all are, niggas.

00:21:55.000 No, but I get it.

00:21:56.000 I get it, because there's people that work out...

00:21:58.000 But they ain't working out how to do that.

00:21:59.000 They just doing coke and not eating.

00:22:01.000 There's people that work out that also do that.

00:22:03.000 They also get into fashion.

00:22:04.000 I just don't give a fuck.

00:22:05.000 No, it sucks.

00:22:06.000 I just don't give a fuck.

00:22:09.000 I appreciate it.

00:22:11.000 Like, when I see people that are into it, I appreciate it.

00:22:14.000 I don't not like it.

00:22:16.000 Like, when I see someone that has great style, you have great style.

00:22:19.000 Brendan Schaub has great style.

00:22:20.000 No, he doesn't.

00:22:21.000 I think he does.

00:22:22.000 I like the way he dresses.

00:22:23.000 I think he looks cool.

00:22:24.000 I don't do it.

00:22:26.000 But I like it.

00:22:26.000 I like when people put a little effort in.

00:22:28.000 I like it.

00:22:29.000 But I don't put any effort in.

00:22:31.000 No, that's just me.

00:22:32.000 That's what I just told you.

00:22:33.000 It's not because I have muscles.

00:22:35.000 It's because I'm busy.

00:22:35.000 And then you don't got waves.

00:22:37.000 I'm busy.

00:22:37.000 I don't have anything, man.

00:22:39.000 I don't have anything, man.

00:22:41.000 I got bald, stupid head.

00:22:43.000 But no, no.

00:22:44.000 But I like when people are into it.

00:22:46.000 I don't like to see a guy who dresses nice and go, look at this fucking idiot.

00:22:50.000 I think it looks good.

00:22:52.000 What I was saying to say is, that's like a defense mechanism for a lot of people.

00:22:56.000 Where they feel like, if I'm just good enough shape to look good in the clothes that I want to wear, that's good enough.

00:23:03.000 I don't have to be muscular.

00:23:05.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:23:06.000 It's also, it shows that this is what you care about more.

00:23:09.000 Aesthetics and style and cool shit.

00:23:12.000 You know?

00:23:13.000 Cool shit.

00:23:14.000 God damn it.

00:23:15.000 You want to hit me with the fucking fire?

00:23:16.000 Nice clothes are cool shit.

00:23:18.000 That's all I care about.

00:23:19.000 I know you do.

00:23:20.000 But you know what's fucked up about me?

00:23:21.000 I think where I'm at this point in my life.

00:23:25.000 Where I'm at.

00:23:26.000 God damn it, Daniel.

00:23:27.000 You gotta grow up.

00:23:29.000 Because I lived my entire life as a teenager.

00:23:31.000 I would try to hold that back.

00:23:32.000 If you and I were closer, I would try to tell you to not grow up and just stay who you are.

00:23:38.000 You have to have money to not grow up.

00:23:41.000 I think you could get both.

00:23:43.000 I mean, I've done good with myself.

00:23:45.000 I know you have, but when I watch your podcast, I'm like, this dude has a fucking hilarious podcast.

00:23:50.000 Me and Tom talked about it on the phone.

00:23:53.000 I called him up.

00:23:53.000 I go, dude, Danny Brown kills me.

00:23:55.000 I go, I watch that show all the time.

00:23:57.000 He goes, you're so good.

00:23:58.000 And I go, isn't it amazing that someone could just jump into podcasting?

00:24:01.000 But now I get it, because you were always a fan of listening to podcasts.

00:24:06.000 So you were kind of talking.

00:24:07.000 You were kind of having those conversations in your head.

00:24:10.000 No, and you want to hear some other real shit, too?

00:24:12.000 My entire musical career, it wouldn't have been what it was if I didn't do interviews.

00:24:19.000 How's that?

00:24:20.000 My music is one thing.

00:24:23.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:24:24.000 But when you meet me and talk to me, people like that more than they like my music.

00:24:29.000 I see what you're saying.

00:24:31.000 So like your personality goes along.

00:24:33.000 And it sells the music.

00:24:34.000 And then once you like me, then you're like, oh, I like his music a little bit.

00:24:39.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:24:39.000 So I think that's what it is.

00:24:41.000 That's the same for comics with podcasts.

00:24:44.000 Oh yeah, definitely.

00:24:45.000 I see a lot of hated comics that get a lot of views and doing good for themselves.

00:24:50.000 Like Hate Watch.

00:24:52.000 Yeah, I don't know, man.

00:24:54.000 There's a lot of recreational outrage.

00:24:57.000 But I think for the most part, if you get better and you keep doing it...

00:25:02.000 I like the way he dresses.

00:25:04.000 I think he dresses good.

00:25:06.000 Listen, I'm wearing a hoodie.

00:25:08.000 I dress terrible.

00:25:11.000 But we did get dressed up.

00:25:13.000 I did a show with Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Simpson.

00:25:16.000 And Hans Kim at the MGM. Those are all my homies.

00:25:19.000 Those are all my homies.

00:25:21.000 We got David August to design suits for us.

00:25:23.000 So they were custom-made suits.

00:25:25.000 You want to see this shit?

00:25:26.000 Look at this picture.

00:25:27.000 I'm going to show you some.

00:25:28.000 No, yeah, show me some shit.

00:25:29.000 No, I did some.

00:25:30.000 Listen, I'm not always gross.

00:25:33.000 No, I never thought about that!

00:25:34.000 I don't mean it that way.

00:25:35.000 But I mean, most of the time, I just don't give a fuck about what I'm wearing.

00:25:38.000 I wear what I like to wear.

00:25:39.000 What looks comfortable for me.

00:25:40.000 Let me tell you like this.

00:25:42.000 I like this shirt.

00:25:42.000 If you was to hop on some fashion shit and show up with a crazy fucking Gucci shirt on or something like that, I would judge you way more than anything else.

00:25:53.000 Of course!

00:25:55.000 Then you're trying hard.

00:25:56.000 You know, the thing is, with me, it's fashion is about us being, I mean, we won't be in race in urban communities, but, you know, they say, like, black people, when you broke, you don't gotta like that.

00:26:09.000 So you just want to kind of look like you gotta like that.

00:26:13.000 No, I completely get it.

00:26:15.000 That's with Italians as well.

00:26:17.000 It's very similar with my family.

00:26:19.000 So that's all it is.

00:26:20.000 In my whole fashion, bro, fashion fucked up my school.

00:26:24.000 I fucked up my life.

00:26:25.000 How?

00:26:26.000 Because I would skip school all the time just to go buy clothes.

00:26:30.000 Really?

00:26:31.000 Yes.

00:26:33.000 Hudson's.

00:26:33.000 Oh, see, it's not called Hudson's anymore.

00:26:35.000 Oh, Hudson's to what people would be, it would be Macy's.

00:26:39.000 So Macy's had a clearance sale.

00:26:43.000 The clearance sale was happening on Tuesday.

00:26:46.000 All me and my fashion buddies, we know, on Tuesday.

00:26:50.000 Macy's having a clearance sale.

00:26:52.000 We show up in front of the school like gangbanging, like we about to go do some ill shit.

00:26:57.000 But no, we literally just trying to go buy a $40 polo.

00:27:02.000 None of us have money like that.

00:27:03.000 We are high school kids.

00:27:04.000 The most somebody probably have on them is $300 at the most.

00:27:08.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:27:09.000 But you can go Armani Exchange.

00:27:12.000 I remember I caught an Armani Exchange t-shirt for like $25.

00:27:16.000 But when I looked on the tag, it was like $125.

00:27:19.000 It's like, ugh.

00:27:20.000 Shit like that was like going back home.

00:27:22.000 I'm about to wear this tomorrow.

00:27:23.000 I'm about to kill shit.

00:27:24.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:27:25.000 Yeah.

00:27:26.000 No one gave a fuck.

00:27:27.000 Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:27:29.000 No one gave a fuck, but it's just...

00:27:31.000 So, yeah.

00:27:32.000 But even...

00:27:32.000 So the clothes represented something to you that was, like, unattainable.

00:27:36.000 Represented cool shit that was...

00:27:39.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:40.000 Even now, to this day, like, me doing a podcast, I still bring something from school.

00:27:47.000 Like, if niggas want to watch the podcast, I haven't worn the same shirt twice.

00:27:52.000 Really?

00:27:53.000 No.

00:27:54.000 So you thought...

00:27:55.000 So I'm buying shirts every week.

00:27:57.000 Like, oh, fuck.

00:27:58.000 Tell everybody, like, you thought the podcast was going to be tomorrow, and you had some shit prepared.

00:28:04.000 Oh, no, I had an ill-ass...

00:28:05.000 Oh, I got this ill-ass fucking...

00:28:06.000 Part two, I'm glad I didn't, because I feel like people would have seen that.

00:28:09.000 Like, this nigga trying too hard.

00:28:12.000 No, part two, so I think God did it for a reason.

00:28:14.000 Maybe.

00:28:14.000 Because I probably shouldn't have been on here like that, because I did.

00:28:17.000 What were you going to wear?

00:28:18.000 No, I got this leather jacket, a new leather jacket.

00:28:22.000 It got spikes and shit on them.

00:28:24.000 Will you please wear it the next time you come on?

00:28:26.000 Oh, I'm coming back.

00:28:27.000 Fuck yeah.

00:28:30.000 You heard him say it.

00:28:31.000 100%.

00:28:32.000 I'm back, I'm back.

00:28:33.000 Fuck yeah, 100%.

00:28:34.000 But no, no, but I'm glad it happened like this, because I actually was kind of stressed out about it.

00:28:40.000 I do seriously enjoy people that dress nice.

00:28:45.000 For me, it's like I enjoy flowers, but I'm not planting any.

00:28:50.000 My dressing nice, I don't think you would consider it to be dressed nice.

00:28:53.000 I don't know.

00:28:53.000 Let me see.

00:28:54.000 That's us.

00:28:55.000 Come on, son.

00:28:55.000 We look good.

00:28:57.000 Look at Hans Kim.

00:28:58.000 Look at Hans Kim.

00:28:59.000 Young Jamie.

00:29:00.000 With the fucking sunglasses at night.

00:29:04.000 That's how high we were.

00:29:06.000 What was this?

00:29:07.000 That was at the MGM in Vegas.

00:29:09.000 We all did the MGM arena.

00:29:10.000 Oh, Vegas.

00:29:11.000 I have so many bad memories of Vegas.

00:29:14.000 I never leave my hotel in Vegas.

00:29:15.000 Really?

00:29:16.000 No, every time I've been in Vegas, I've just been there and I just do what I got going on.

00:29:20.000 You gamble?

00:29:21.000 Do you gamble at all?

00:29:22.000 No, I don't gamble.

00:29:24.000 But I do gamble to lose money.

00:29:27.000 You want to lose money?

00:29:28.000 No.

00:29:29.000 That's the way I gamble.

00:29:30.000 Oh, you gamble wild.

00:29:31.000 Yeah, with no intentions of winning.

00:29:34.000 So let's just say, like, if I go to Vegas, I'll be like, alright, I'm gonna get a thousand out.

00:29:37.000 And I just wild out with a little thousand dollars.

00:29:39.000 Once I lose my thousand dollars, that's a wrap.

00:29:41.000 I ain't doing nothing else.

00:29:42.000 I played blackjack with my wife.

00:29:44.000 We were in town for something, and we played blackjack for like an hour.

00:29:47.000 And I said, alright, I have like 400 bucks on me.

00:29:51.000 I go, let's just try that.

00:29:52.000 It was gone in like a half an hour.

00:29:54.000 I'm not even aggressively betting.

00:29:56.000 I'm just terrible.

00:29:57.000 I don't have any desire, you know?

00:30:00.000 No, that's the whole thing with me.

00:30:02.000 Last time I was in Vegas, I'm like, alright, it's time for me to go.

00:30:09.000 So I'm like, fuck it, let me just throw a little dollar in.

00:30:12.000 It's time for the go.

00:30:14.000 I'm gonna fucking hit it.

00:30:17.000 Oh no, then you're hooked.

00:30:18.000 You see what Drake's been doing?

00:30:21.000 Look, so listen, this is the fucked up part of me.

00:30:24.000 I get it all, I run it on a roulette table.

00:30:27.000 I run it all the way up to like 10 racks.

00:30:30.000 I put 10 racks on one number.

00:30:33.000 No.

00:30:34.000 Oh my god.

00:30:35.000 I started with 100. So my whole shit was like, you know, whatever.

00:30:41.000 So I put the 10 racks on the whole...

00:30:43.000 Obviously I lose.

00:30:45.000 They count on that.

00:30:47.000 That's the whole game.

00:30:49.000 So obviously I lose.

00:30:50.000 I lose to Tim Rex.

00:30:51.000 I'm so pissed.

00:30:52.000 So I just leave.

00:30:54.000 I'm just so pissed.

00:30:56.000 Just leave out.

00:30:57.000 But I left my wallet, my phone.

00:31:00.000 I'm over here at the airport now.

00:31:02.000 Time to board my flight.

00:31:04.000 Oh no.

00:31:05.000 I don't got shit.

00:31:06.000 Now I gotta go all the way back to the casino.

00:31:09.000 I get back and guess what?

00:31:11.000 My shit's sitting on the table.

00:31:13.000 Right there.

00:31:13.000 No one ever even touched it.

00:31:15.000 No one ever even came to this fucking table.

00:31:18.000 So I get that.

00:31:20.000 That's lucky.

00:31:21.000 What you think I'd do?

00:31:24.000 What did God do?

00:31:25.000 What did I do?

00:31:26.000 What did you do?

00:31:27.000 I was looking for revenge.

00:31:28.000 You went back in.

00:31:30.000 I said fuck the flight.

00:31:31.000 Fuck the flight.

00:31:32.000 And went to the ATM, grabbed some cash out.

00:31:35.000 How much did you wind up down?

00:31:37.000 Oh, $5,000.

00:31:38.000 Okay.

00:31:41.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:31:42.000 You know many stories Vegas has like that?

00:31:44.000 No, and that was...

00:31:45.000 How you do this?

00:31:46.000 And that was broke for me.

00:31:47.000 That ain't no real money.

00:31:49.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:31:50.000 Put it to the top.

00:31:51.000 Oh, shit.

00:31:52.000 But yeah.

00:31:53.000 You got me.

00:31:54.000 They got you.

00:31:55.000 They'll get you.

00:31:56.000 The only thing that I like to bet on is fights.

00:31:57.000 The other side.

00:31:58.000 Flip it to the other side.

00:31:59.000 And then pull that thing down.

00:32:00.000 That black thing.

00:32:01.000 And if you put the one that's on the top.

00:32:03.000 The little switch.

00:32:04.000 Yeah.

00:32:05.000 But just pull that down.

00:32:06.000 Pull it down.

00:32:07.000 There you go.

00:32:08.000 Oh, shit.

00:32:11.000 Yeah, I mean, that's the reason why they're so big.

00:32:13.000 They're not big because they lose money.

00:32:15.000 These fucking giant places run out of juice.

00:32:19.000 Yeah, I'll fill that thing up.

00:32:22.000 My bad.

00:32:24.000 I've met too many people that were gambling addicts.

00:32:27.000 I used to play a lot of pool.

00:32:29.000 I was always around these dudes that were hardcore gambling addicts.

00:32:33.000 They would gamble on pool.

00:32:35.000 They would gamble on playing poker.

00:32:37.000 They would all do off-track betting.

00:32:39.000 Because in New York, you could gamble on horse racing and shit.

00:32:44.000 Carriage racing.

00:32:45.000 You could gamble on so many different things.

00:32:47.000 So the pool hall was where all the gambling junkies hung out.

00:32:51.000 Gambling scares the shit out of me.

00:32:54.000 Only thing I ever gambled.

00:32:55.000 We just shoot dice.

00:32:57.000 To what?

00:32:58.000 Shoot dice.

00:32:58.000 Oh, shoot dice?

00:32:59.000 Yeah.

00:32:59.000 Yeah, in the bathroom.

00:33:00.000 Yeah.

00:33:02.000 Gambling's exciting.

00:33:03.000 But it should be fucking legal.

00:33:05.000 The idea that it's not legal in some places to me is so stupid.

00:33:07.000 I mean, sports gambling is one of the things that's...

00:33:10.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:11.000 Yeah.

00:33:12.000 Because even...

00:33:13.000 It's fun.

00:33:14.000 Sports gambling is fun.

00:33:15.000 I hate to say it, man, but...

00:33:17.000 The Adesanya fight, I knew he was going to lose.

00:33:19.000 How could you say that?

00:33:21.000 He almost won.

00:33:23.000 Just his eyes.

00:33:23.000 He was three rounds down.

00:33:24.000 I ain't going to lie.

00:33:25.000 Or three rounds up, rather.

00:33:26.000 Just his eyes.

00:33:27.000 His eyes.

00:33:28.000 Something about when he was talking.

00:33:30.000 Come on.

00:33:30.000 And I swear, this is me.

00:33:32.000 His eyes, this is what his eyes were.

00:33:34.000 No, this is me.

00:33:34.000 And I bet on a lot of fights and I win a lot.

00:33:37.000 Yeah?

00:33:38.000 And...

00:33:40.000 But I would say I bet against him on the Cannoneer fight, so I was...

00:33:43.000 Well, that's a risky fight, too.

00:33:44.000 Yeah, that was a little...

00:33:45.000 But I thought I was trying to come up.

00:33:47.000 I was trying to come up.

00:33:48.000 But this fight, I just kind of felt...

00:33:51.000 I felt sorry for him, kind of.

00:33:53.000 Like, I knew it.

00:33:54.000 Like, just his eyes, the way he looked.

00:33:56.000 Something about the way he looked and the way...

00:33:58.000 Even when he walked out.

00:33:59.000 Just something in his face to me.

00:34:01.000 I was like, man, this nigga about to lose.

00:34:03.000 And I wanted to call all my homies and be like, man, bet, bet, bet against...

00:34:06.000 But I didn't want to lose people money, so I just kept my shit to myself and I was like...

00:34:10.000 But I honestly felt to myself like, this nigga about to lose.

00:34:13.000 This is what you're seeing.

00:34:14.000 You're not seeing that he's thinking he's going to lose or that he's scared to lose.

00:34:17.000 What you're seeing is the magnitude of the guy he's about to fight.

00:34:21.000 And that's...

00:34:22.000 You can't change that.

00:34:24.000 It doesn't change how a man performs once he's under duress and stress, but you can't ignore the magnitude.

00:34:30.000 And if you ever go back and watch Mike Tyson fights, this is where you see it the best.

00:34:35.000 When dudes were walking into that ring to fight Mike Tyson, they looked like they were being executed.

00:34:41.000 They were going to their death.

00:34:43.000 They were getting arrested.

00:34:44.000 They were getting processed.

00:34:46.000 They had this look in their face like, fuck.

00:34:47.000 Are you saying Israel ain't had that look on his face, do you?

00:34:50.000 Israel definitely did not have that look on his face.

00:34:53.000 What he had a look on his face is an understanding of what that fucking guy can do.

00:34:58.000 Of what could happen.

00:34:59.000 That guy, Alex Paheta.

00:35:00.000 But I've never seen that from him.

00:35:01.000 I've never seen it.

00:35:02.000 Because that guy's already knocked him out.

00:35:04.000 That guy knocked him out.

00:35:05.000 Bro, that guy's a fucking destroyer.

00:35:09.000 You gotta understand, like, people are looking at him beating Izzy, right?

00:35:15.000 But you don't understand, nobody even touches Izzy.

00:35:18.000 Nobody touches him.

00:35:19.000 And Pejeta just put him away.

00:35:22.000 Izzy fights Jan Bohovich, who's the light heavyweight champ.

00:35:26.000 No, even him beating Romero.

00:35:30.000 Yeah.

00:35:31.000 And then him beating Costa.

00:35:33.000 Yeah.

00:35:36.000 The Paulo Costa fight, Paulo Costa is a fucking marauder.

00:35:40.000 That nigga don't even need to fight.

00:35:42.000 So jacked.

00:35:43.000 He just started OnlyFans.

00:35:44.000 So good looking.

00:35:45.000 Just started OnlyFans.

00:35:46.000 But that fucking dude just marches people down and smashes them.

00:35:50.000 He marched down Yoel Romero and he didn't even touch Izzy.

00:35:54.000 He didn't even touch him.

00:35:55.000 But that's how good Paheta is.

00:35:58.000 He's that good.

00:35:59.000 No, I'm definitely terrified.

00:36:02.000 See, that's one thing.

00:36:03.000 That's what I was saying.

00:36:05.000 Me just fucking with the Muay Thai class and shit.

00:36:07.000 Dude, I was trying to warn people.

00:36:08.000 Because a lot of times, I get drunk.

00:36:09.000 I talk shit.

00:36:11.000 Of course you do.

00:36:11.000 I talk shit to people.

00:36:12.000 Now, imagine talking shit to a guy like Paheta.

00:36:13.000 But no, even that.

00:36:14.000 Imagine talking shit to a fucking nurse.

00:36:17.000 Fucking secretary that's been taking Muay Thai for three years.

00:36:21.000 You don't even know this bitch do anything.

00:36:23.000 And that's what I seen.

00:36:24.000 They actually had a stamp fair tag.

00:36:26.000 She actually did a session, I mean, a thing at our gym.

00:36:30.000 Oh, wow.

00:36:30.000 And just even seeing her and how small she is and that, like, bro.

00:36:34.000 Yeah.

00:36:35.000 Bro, I'm good.

00:36:36.000 I'm good.

00:36:37.000 So, I mean, it humbled me.

00:36:39.000 I will say that.

00:36:41.000 Well, it's just a little bit of a reality check.

00:36:44.000 The thing is, we live in Texas.

00:36:47.000 Yeah.

00:36:47.000 All these niggas got guns.

00:36:49.000 For sure.

00:36:50.000 Everybody got guns.

00:36:51.000 So it's like, what is...

00:36:52.000 You can't even...

00:36:53.000 Listen, no one is ever saying that martial arts are better than having a gun.

00:36:58.000 No one's ever saying that.

00:36:59.000 What I'm saying is, just for your own head...

00:37:01.000 Yeah, just...

00:37:02.000 Just for your own head, it's good to know how to fight.

00:37:04.000 So if someone gets crazy with you...

00:37:08.000 You just go, okay.

00:37:09.000 Last time I was in the gym, they was like, well, you know, we was talking about that kind of conversation.

00:37:13.000 I was like, man, I can't fight nobody.

00:37:14.000 They're going to sue me.

00:37:15.000 You don't want to fight somebody.

00:37:17.000 But what I'm saying is, what if somebody wants to fight you?

00:37:19.000 That's why you got guns.

00:37:21.000 Yeah, but if you don't get to the gun, it's just a good thing.

00:37:24.000 I'm going to have it on me.

00:37:25.000 I believe you.

00:37:26.000 And especially since we're here and you can have it.

00:37:27.000 It's a good thing to know.

00:37:28.000 So it makes sense just to have a gun.

00:37:30.000 Yeah.

00:37:30.000 Especially as a black man in America.

00:37:33.000 Do you believe that a well-armed society is a polite society?

00:37:37.000 No.

00:37:38.000 No?

00:37:38.000 Not at all?

00:37:39.000 No.

00:37:39.000 Because just me being able to travel and like going to like Europe and shit like that where guns aren't a thing and I see how well-behaved people act because of that simple notion.

00:37:49.000 Like right now, like what I talked about, like going to Muay Thai, how much that humbled me and being at...

00:37:54.000 But at the end of the day, I should never have that feeling anyway.

00:37:57.000 Right.

00:37:58.000 No one should have that feeling.

00:37:59.000 But the only reason why I have that feeling is because I know guns exist.

00:38:02.000 And if I have a gun on me, you can't say shit.

00:38:04.000 I don't give a fuck how much of you.

00:38:05.000 I'll shoot you, bitch.

00:38:06.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:38:06.000 Right.

00:38:07.000 But now, in over those countries, it's all about brute strength.

00:38:10.000 Right.

00:38:11.000 It's knives.

00:38:12.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:13.000 The knives thing.

00:38:13.000 You gotta be rich to have a gun.

00:38:15.000 Yeah.

00:38:16.000 And we over here, we got motherfucking niggas over here making 3D printeds.

00:38:20.000 Yeah.

00:38:20.000 I can get a 3D printer heater right now.

00:38:22.000 They're making ghost guns.

00:38:24.000 Shoot, same way.

00:38:25.000 Yeah.

00:38:26.000 But it makes sense.

00:38:26.000 They can 3D print everything now.

00:38:29.000 They make fake Rolexes.

00:38:31.000 They make fake Rolexes that are exactly the same as a Rolex.

00:38:34.000 That's still fake.

00:38:36.000 But you know what I'm saying?

00:38:37.000 Like, they do that.

00:38:38.000 There's like a whole market.

00:38:39.000 They can make a gun easier.

00:38:40.000 It's right because of anything, but a replica of a gun still kill you.

00:38:43.000 Oh, yeah.

00:38:44.000 A replica of a Rolex.

00:38:45.000 No, it's a real gun.

00:38:47.000 It's a real gun.

00:38:48.000 And they can 3D print them.

00:38:51.000 Wasn't there a guy that, like, invented this shit a long time ago?

00:38:55.000 And there was, like, some big controversy about it.

00:38:57.000 He was showing people how to 3D print guns, like, on YouTube or something like that.

00:39:00.000 No, it's still going on.

00:39:01.000 I know, I know, I know, I know.

00:39:02.000 But wasn't there a guy that was, like, one of the first guys that was censored off of YouTube?

00:39:06.000 Am I misremembering this?

00:39:08.000 I may be.

00:39:10.000 I might be misremembering it.

00:39:11.000 But I remember when that shit first started happening, where they were making 3D printed guns.

00:39:15.000 And people were like, this is insane.

00:39:16.000 Like, we have to stop this.

00:39:18.000 And they're like, well, there's no law that can stop it.

00:39:20.000 And it was like, I guess it's state by state.

00:39:24.000 No, no.

00:39:25.000 Go piss and come back.

00:39:36.000 Danny Brown.

00:39:39.000 Freshly drained.

00:39:41.000 No, yeah, I'm not bad.

00:39:43.000 No worries.

00:39:44.000 I do it all the time.

00:39:46.000 I fuck up, come in here with too much water in me.

00:39:48.000 No, that's all it was.

00:39:49.000 I've been drinking...

00:39:50.000 No, because I've been on this...

00:39:51.000 I wake up at like 5 a.m.

00:39:53.000 and I'm...

00:39:53.000 Yeah?

00:39:54.000 No, but I'm an early sleeper.

00:39:55.000 Yeah, I'm an early sleeper anyway.

00:39:56.000 So it's not like...

00:39:57.000 What happened was...

00:39:58.000 You know, motherfuckers talk about that on some workout shit.

00:40:02.000 I'm just actually one of those guys that do that.

00:40:05.000 So I'm like, man, maybe I should take advantage of that shit.

00:40:08.000 So now, I wake up at like 5. Yeah, so I do.

00:40:11.000 I wake up at 5. Because I never was like a workout person.

00:40:14.000 But now I can get so much shit done before my girl even work up.

00:40:18.000 Like, when 10 a.m.

00:40:20.000 comes, I'm like, oh my, bitch, you don't even know.

00:40:22.000 Ha ha!

00:40:23.000 I'm dead, dude.

00:40:24.000 I gotta watch the dogs and shit and go to sleep and shit.

00:40:27.000 But yeah, so now I've been just taking advantage of being able to wake up that early, you wouldn't know.

00:40:33.000 But I think that's come from stress type shit.

00:40:36.000 Yeah.

00:40:36.000 To be honest.

00:40:37.000 Where you just don't feel good sleeping.

00:40:39.000 Um, just working on music.

00:40:41.000 I think, cause see, oh, I was just talking about, actually, you know who was just here?

00:40:44.000 Fucking Hannibal.

00:40:47.000 Hannibal was fucking here.

00:40:48.000 I was doing my fucking show.

00:40:50.000 I wish I would fucking knew he was here.

00:40:52.000 Then he just showed up.

00:40:53.000 I was like, man, you might as well come over here with us.

00:40:55.000 But he had to leave.

00:40:57.000 But no, Hannibal.

00:41:03.000 Oh, no.

00:41:04.000 I was just telling him that.

00:41:06.000 I feel like when, you know, y'all as comedians and shit, y'all make specials, it's like instant gratification in essence.

00:41:12.000 Because y'all could do, y'all, I mean, I know y'all worked on a special for years and years, but then y'all actually do it in front of a live audience.

00:41:19.000 Even though the audience knows it's a special.

00:41:21.000 I mean, it is what it is.

00:41:23.000 You know, y'all do the specials.

00:41:24.000 Have you thought about doing specials?

00:41:25.000 I know you're doing a little stand-up.

00:41:27.000 No, I'm not.

00:41:28.000 Not at all?

00:41:29.000 At Kill Tony?

00:41:29.000 No, no.

00:41:30.000 I mean, I go on there and I have fun and shit, but...

00:41:32.000 But didn't you do like a minute on Kill Tony?

00:41:36.000 No.

00:41:36.000 You never did?

00:41:37.000 I never did nothing, but...

00:41:38.000 You only just sat as a guest?

00:41:40.000 Yeah.

00:41:40.000 Okay.

00:41:41.000 But now I'm starting to take it serious because all y'all motherfuckers keep telling me I'm funny.

00:41:45.000 I know what it is.

00:41:45.000 It's Tony.

00:41:46.000 Tony was telling me that he's trying to get you to do it.

00:41:48.000 No, everybody keeps telling me that I'm funny and they're like, you can do it.

00:41:51.000 That's, I guess, is what I'm talking about.

00:41:54.000 But, you know, the thing is that I'm a nerd about it, the writing aspect of it.

00:41:58.000 Good.

00:41:59.000 So, I love to write.

00:42:01.000 Even me writing songs, like, I always say this all the time.

00:42:04.000 Like, I probably, I don't know.

00:42:06.000 I mean, I'm better of a writer than I'm a rapper.

00:42:09.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:42:10.000 Danny, you're a funny dude.

00:42:13.000 You 100% could do stand-up.

00:42:15.000 Just like the way you approach music and the way you now have approached podcasting, you could do stand-up.

00:42:21.000 No, no.

00:42:22.000 See, that's the thing about it.

00:42:24.000 Just the fact that someone like you tell me.

00:42:26.000 Someone like Tom.

00:42:27.000 Hanging with Tony.

00:42:28.000 So it's like I'd be a dickhead to not try.

00:42:31.000 You have to try.

00:42:32.000 You should do it.

00:42:33.000 The whole shit...

00:42:35.000 In the beginning was like, man, I bombed that rap for like 20 years.

00:42:41.000 Why would I want to stand on stage and try to tell jokes and bomb and go through that?

00:42:45.000 But then I actually started thinking about it and I'm like, maybe this is like a second calling in my life.

00:42:51.000 This is what I think it is.

00:42:53.000 On your show, you have hilarious stories and you've got a great way of telling them.

00:42:59.000 You have a great way of telling stories.

00:43:01.000 It's fun.

00:43:02.000 It's funny.

00:43:03.000 No, that's the thing that I love about doing it.

00:43:04.000 I'm having fun right now.

00:43:06.000 You can translate that to stand-up.

00:43:07.000 You watch Tim Dillon?

00:43:09.000 No, I love Tim Dillon.

00:43:10.000 That's what Tim Dillon does.

00:43:11.000 He does that rant on his show.

00:43:13.000 He's the best ranter alive.

00:43:15.000 He does these rants, and then he takes chunks of those rants, and they become bits.

00:43:19.000 That's how you come up with material.

00:43:21.000 It's like, what you're doing is next-door neighbor to stand-up.

00:43:25.000 Yo, see, that's the thing too.

00:43:27.000 Because you can't always be like, see, I was always that guy.

00:43:30.000 Like, I was funnier.

00:43:31.000 Like, you can be the funniest guy at the family reunion.

00:43:33.000 But that don't translate on stage.

00:43:36.000 But Danny, you know how to be on stage.

00:43:38.000 See, you know how to be in front of the camera.

00:43:40.000 You're saying it doesn't translate on stage.

00:43:42.000 No, no, no.

00:43:43.000 Even in front of the camera.

00:43:44.000 You're saying it doesn't translate on stage.

00:43:46.000 But that's just like your funny uncle who can't go on stage at an open mic night.

00:43:50.000 Because he's fucking nervous.

00:43:51.000 That's who I am!

00:43:51.000 Yeah, but you're not that because you're not nervous.

00:43:54.000 You're not nervous doing your podcast and you're not nervous when you're rapping.

00:43:57.000 No, I'm not.

00:43:58.000 So you're not nervous in front of people.

00:44:01.000 No.

00:44:01.000 But you tell stories in front of people in front of the camera and they're fucking hilarious.

00:44:05.000 You're not nervous doing that.

00:44:07.000 You're not.

00:44:08.000 It's not the same thing.

00:44:09.000 I think the only thing that I'm scared of is that I respect comedy so much and I know it's like it's almost gatekeepy.

00:44:18.000 It shouldn't be.

00:44:19.000 That's good.

00:44:20.000 Do you understand what I'm saying?

00:44:21.000 But it's not really gatekeeping.

00:44:23.000 We really do let everybody in.

00:44:25.000 Let's just imagine, okay, let's say tomorrow, if I'm just super good with comedy, comedians will hate me.

00:44:31.000 No, no, no.

00:44:32.000 And I want to be friends with people, too.

00:44:34.000 Listen, bro, they're not going to hate you.

00:44:36.000 The ones that are going to hate you are idiots.

00:44:38.000 The idiot comedians will hate you.

00:44:40.000 This is like Royal Rumble.

00:44:42.000 But if you're good, you're good, man.

00:44:44.000 Being a comedian is like being in a Royal Rumble.

00:44:46.000 Who don't throw each other off the first, you know what I'm saying?

00:44:49.000 Even now, with podcasting, having a beef with another comedian, like, driving you views.

00:44:54.000 So now I already see, nigga, before we know it, nigga's gonna be like...

00:44:58.000 Podcast comedian beefs gonna be like rap songs and shit.

00:45:02.000 We one step away from that.

00:45:03.000 Yeah, well that's always gonna happen with some people.

00:45:05.000 Some people just love to get mad and talk shit about people.

00:45:09.000 It's like their favorite recreation.

00:45:10.000 But that's the way they get the views and that's the way it drops shit.

00:45:13.000 But you don't have to participate in that.

00:45:14.000 No, no, no!

00:45:15.000 But what I'm saying about you...

00:45:17.000 I'm not gonna participate in that because you're gonna figure out if this Muay Thai works.

00:45:22.000 Nigga come on some podcast talking shit about Danny Brown, nigga.

00:45:25.000 I ain't coming back on no podcast talking about you.

00:45:28.000 What I'm trying to say is you have zero fears about being gatekept.

00:45:33.000 People are just going to want to see if you can do it.

00:45:34.000 I've been there.

00:45:35.000 Go have fun.

00:45:35.000 People already love you from your show.

00:45:37.000 They love you from your mom's house.

00:45:39.000 They love you when you guest on Kill Tony.

00:45:42.000 You can just do it.

00:45:44.000 Yeah, no, that's where I'm at now.

00:45:46.000 Because you got to think, that's a total 360 from my rap career.

00:45:50.000 It is and it isn't, man.

00:45:52.000 I don't mean Joe Rogan.

00:45:53.000 It's your creativity.

00:45:55.000 It's your creativity.

00:45:56.000 It's your mind.

00:45:56.000 My rap career is a total different world than what this is.

00:45:59.000 Of course.

00:46:00.000 My rap career, I would say...

00:46:03.000 What made that bad is that I started a little too old.

00:46:07.000 So I didn't really get recognition or, you know, until I was 30 years old.

00:46:15.000 And you got to think I've been trying to do this my entire 20s.

00:46:18.000 So when I started to be a rapper and get recognition for it, I had a bitter attitude towards it.

00:46:26.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:46:27.000 Because it takes so long for it to happen.

00:46:29.000 That happens to a lot of people.

00:46:30.000 And then now I'm 30 years old.

00:46:33.000 It's a 30-year-old rapper.

00:46:35.000 It's like a ticking time bomb at that point.

00:46:38.000 How much time you got.

00:46:39.000 Really?

00:46:40.000 So I'm already in my head.

00:46:42.000 I will say, a lot of people say like...

00:46:44.000 Being a rapper is dangerous, like, you know, because all the killings and shit.

00:46:49.000 But I would say being a rapper is dangerous in a sense because once you do it, you can't do nothing else.

00:46:57.000 It ruins you.

00:46:58.000 How so?

00:46:59.000 So let's just say, okay, let's just say I was a rapper and then it failed.

00:47:04.000 Then I got to go get a normal job.

00:47:06.000 Well, if anything fails.

00:47:07.000 But I had minimal success.

00:47:09.000 You saw my video somewhere.

00:47:10.000 I had a couple of you.

00:47:11.000 Now I'm working at a job with you.

00:47:13.000 Now you're like, oh, you...

00:47:15.000 Blah, blah.

00:47:17.000 So that, everywhere you go, somebody...

00:47:20.000 That's true if you're an actor, too.

00:47:24.000 So you're always getting acknowledged for your failures.

00:47:27.000 But that's true with anybody in the public eye, man.

00:47:29.000 So just imagine, every time someone recognizes you, they're acknowledging your failure.

00:47:37.000 That hurts.

00:47:39.000 It hurts.

00:47:40.000 Of course it does.

00:47:43.000 But that's what happens in all walks of life.

00:47:46.000 Anytime when you fail and people get to shit on you and if you're a public person...

00:47:50.000 If you work fries at McDonald's, no one cares.

00:47:54.000 Don't you remember Gary Coleman?

00:47:55.000 Gary Coleman from Different Strokes?

00:47:57.000 He started working as a security guard and people would just shit on him relentlessly.

00:48:01.000 Imagine that.

00:48:02.000 Because if he was just a security guard, no one would care.

00:48:04.000 You would never walk up to a security guard and go, look at this fucking loser.

00:48:08.000 You're a security guard.

00:48:09.000 That's exactly what I'm saying.

00:48:10.000 It's the same thing with actors.

00:48:11.000 So me being Danny Brown, I can never go back to being a normal...

00:48:14.000 I can never go back to being Daniel.

00:48:16.000 Danny, you don't have to, first of all, and don't.

00:48:19.000 And don't even think about it.

00:48:21.000 Don't even think about it.

00:48:22.000 You don't have to.

00:48:22.000 You're never going to have to do that.

00:48:24.000 I know what you're saying, but you can't think about like worst case scenario and dwell on it like that.

00:48:31.000 You are of personality, and the personality can do anything it wants to do.

00:48:37.000 You're a fun guy.

00:48:38.000 I think about that and I love that, too.

00:48:41.000 Because you gotta think, the last album I put out was 2019. Yeah, you were saying that.

00:48:47.000 You're touring infrequently.

00:48:49.000 No, I worked on that album with Q-Tip.

00:48:52.000 Just to be able to work with Q-Tip was such a fucking big deal to me.

00:48:56.000 For sure.

00:48:58.000 It gave me confidence in my music to be in the fact that A Tribe Called Quest was my dad's favorite rap group.

00:49:07.000 I remember my dad taking me to fucking preschool.

00:49:11.000 I mean, I'm preschool.

00:49:12.000 It wasn't that early, but whatever.

00:49:14.000 But elementary school, my dad taking me to school and he listening to A Tribe Called Quest.

00:49:19.000 And before I know it, one day I'm sitting in the studio with Q-Tip every day working on an album.

00:49:24.000 So...

00:49:25.000 It was a big deal.

00:49:27.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:49:28.000 It was a big deal for me.

00:49:29.000 And, you know, we made that album.

00:49:32.000 And I just think the world of music has changed so much.

00:49:39.000 Where like a 10 second TikTok beat means way more than you putting out a single.

00:49:50.000 You understand what I'm saying?

00:49:52.000 Yeah.

00:49:52.000 Like, that whole shit changed.

00:49:54.000 So, the way I grew up, the way I grew up, like me, my favorite rapper is Nas.

00:50:00.000 And Nas just put on a new album, and that album is fucking amazing.

00:50:03.000 And you know why that album is amazing?

00:50:05.000 It's because Nas is having fucking fun.

00:50:08.000 And Nas is able to make music without any fucking...

00:50:12.000 Well, Nas is really rich.

00:50:14.000 Like, he's got a bunch of different businesses.

00:50:16.000 It wasn't always like that, though.

00:50:17.000 No, but I'm saying, like, right now, if he's doing rap right now, it's because he wants to do it.

00:50:22.000 Yes, but it wasn't always like that.

00:50:23.000 He had the whole situation of what he went through.

00:50:25.000 Oh, yeah.

00:50:26.000 With his divorces and all.

00:50:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:28.000 It was all public.

00:50:29.000 Yes.

00:50:29.000 He's the best lyricist ever, in my opinion.

00:50:32.000 His fucking shit is so complicated.

00:50:35.000 The way he does things backwards.

00:50:36.000 What's that one song where he does backwards?

00:50:38.000 Rewind.

00:50:39.000 That's a brilliant song.

00:50:42.000 Bro, we don't want to talk about this.

00:50:44.000 Just for a minute.

00:50:45.000 Nas is like...

00:50:46.000 And I've had the opportunity to meet Nas a lot.

00:50:50.000 I don't want to say a lot, but he knows what he means to me.

00:50:56.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:50:57.000 Yes.

00:50:58.000 Actually, he wanted to sign me to his label.

00:51:02.000 I didn't sign to him because...

00:51:06.000 I mean, whatever.

00:51:09.000 I mean, money, man.

00:51:11.000 Money, money, man.

00:51:12.000 The other contract was more money, man.

00:51:15.000 And that's what it is.

00:51:16.000 But sometimes I think about that.

00:51:17.000 Did I make a mistake?

00:51:19.000 I'd be like, damn.

00:51:19.000 Just because the artist that I looked up to my entire life that made me be a rapper tried to sign me and I didn't sign with them.

00:51:28.000 All because of money.

00:51:31.000 And now, I'm not saying like I feel any way about being with Warp.

00:51:38.000 Like, I love Warp.

00:51:39.000 Warp is, you know, they've done...

00:51:41.000 Part 2, Warp has made me a better artist than what I actually am.

00:51:45.000 How's that?

00:51:46.000 Because, like, okay, this even, like, the album that I just, I made an album during COVID, obviously.

00:51:54.000 We were sitting around when nobody could do nothing, and I just felt like, oh, shit, I ain't.

00:51:59.000 So I just started going to the studio and just started recording songs, making music, record the album, and this is the album that we're going to release.

00:52:07.000 But the album been done for, like, three years.

00:52:11.000 Like, you know, and...

00:52:12.000 Well, what's been the holdup?

00:52:17.000 You don't know?

00:52:19.000 So it's on them?

00:52:21.000 That's what happened when you signed a record label.

00:52:23.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:52:23.000 Bro, you want to hear it?

00:52:24.000 Bro.

00:52:25.000 Alright, you want to hear it?

00:52:26.000 Alright, let me give you my rundown story.

00:52:29.000 Three years?

00:52:30.000 I might need another drink.

00:52:31.000 I think you need another drink.

00:52:34.000 I might need another drink, yeah.

00:52:35.000 Alright, so check this out.

00:52:38.000 Denny Brown.

00:52:39.000 Being a regular rapper from Detroit, whatever the fuck.

00:52:42.000 Alright, whatever.

00:52:42.000 Cheers, sir.

00:52:43.000 Thank you.

00:52:44.000 Cheers.

00:52:45.000 I'm not even going to go into Tony Ayo and G on that all weird shit just to get to the point of...

00:52:50.000 So, I remember being...

00:52:54.000 It's a festival in New York at the time.

00:52:57.000 It was called CMJ Festival, which was like cool.

00:53:01.000 It was like, you know, same thing as South by Southwest where it is in Texas.

00:53:04.000 That's what it was for New York.

00:53:06.000 They had this festival, CMJ Festival.

00:53:08.000 And at one of these shows, they had at Brooklyn Bowl, Fools Go Records, Through a show.

00:53:16.000 And Kanye showed up.

00:53:19.000 And it shut the whole shit down.

00:53:22.000 And I couldn't go.

00:53:23.000 I couldn't get in.

00:53:26.000 And to me, I was like, man, Fools Go Records, like, man, they like the hellest shit.

00:53:30.000 Like, if I could ever be cool with Fools Go Records, like, whatever I can do to be down with Fools Go Records, I would do.

00:53:37.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:53:38.000 Type of shit.

00:53:39.000 So then, shit goes on years later.

00:53:43.000 I ended up getting a situation.

00:53:45.000 I started talking to Fuzgo.

00:53:48.000 And I don't think they were really into signing me at the time.

00:53:54.000 But Q-Tip from a tribe called Quest was real close with A-Track, who's one of the owners of Fuzgo.

00:54:02.000 And they hung out.

00:54:04.000 And A-Track was like, man, we thinking about signing Denny Brown.

00:54:09.000 And Q-Tip was like, nigga thinking?

00:54:13.000 Are you retarded?

00:54:15.000 He broke it down to him like, what makes me so ill?

00:54:20.000 That has to be nice.

00:54:22.000 No, I'm literally super ill.

00:54:24.000 When it comes to rap, it's like cheating.

00:54:27.000 I'm like steroid.

00:54:28.000 It's super ill.

00:54:29.000 I can cheat.

00:54:31.000 It's super ill.

00:54:32.000 So then he was like, fuck it.

00:54:35.000 Yeah, I'm going to sign it because...

00:54:37.000 So then I already knew I was going to get signed to Fools Goal.

00:54:39.000 We already had this to each other.

00:54:41.000 So it was no negotiation on what the shit was.

00:54:46.000 So I was going to interviews already.

00:54:48.000 Like, I would do an interview and they'd be like, what's going to happen?

00:54:50.000 And I'd be like, oh, I'm signing to Fools Goal.

00:54:52.000 So, boom!

00:54:53.000 To say that, we signed a contract.

00:54:56.000 I signed for $5,000.

00:54:59.000 Literally, $5,000.

00:55:01.000 And it was South by Southwest happening the next week.

00:55:04.000 And I had like two shows.

00:55:06.000 So I literally spent the entire signing bonus at South by Southwest the next week.

00:55:12.000 So I had no money.

00:55:13.000 Super broke.

00:55:15.000 Whatever the fuck.

00:55:16.000 I'm living off my girl.

00:55:19.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:55:20.000 Like, her banking on me, making it as a rapper.

00:55:24.000 Kind of situation.

00:55:25.000 You hear what I'm saying?

00:55:26.000 Yeah.

00:55:27.000 We do whatever we do.

00:55:28.000 We get that.

00:55:30.000 But then the album comes out.

00:55:32.000 And at the time, no one really thought about the album.

00:55:36.000 I would think no one.

00:55:38.000 I did.

00:55:39.000 But at that time, no one thought that the album would be like a big deal.

00:55:45.000 Ended up, the album would come out at one fucking album of the year in Spin Magazine.

00:55:50.000 It ended up being one of the best albums I ever had in my career.

00:55:54.000 But when you think about it, it's like a person back against the wall.

00:55:57.000 When you listen to the album, I'm back against the wall.

00:56:00.000 Right.

00:56:01.000 And the whole concept of the album is...

00:56:05.000 You know, rap music is all about being young.

00:56:07.000 20-year-olds.

00:56:09.000 The album is called 30. This is an album about a 30-year-old rapper just now starting to get a break and how he feels.

00:56:18.000 You know?

00:56:19.000 Yeah.

00:56:20.000 So, yeah.

00:56:22.000 The album did good.

00:56:23.000 It did good.

00:56:24.000 Congratulations.

00:56:25.000 It did good.

00:56:26.000 It did good.

00:56:27.000 I'm saying not like sales wise or anything like that, but culturally, it did good.

00:56:32.000 It got recognition.

00:56:34.000 So I was able to get a lot of shit from that.

00:56:38.000 And, you know, I got a lot of deals and signed a lot of shit.

00:56:41.000 And then my next album after that was old.

00:56:45.000 It's called...

00:56:46.000 But that charted Billboard.

00:56:49.000 But it was a lot of money.

00:56:50.000 Like, I spent...

00:56:52.000 Like, it was a lot of money spent in that.

00:56:53.000 I say that to say this.

00:56:55.000 Okay.

00:56:56.000 As me, as a kid from Detroit, got good at rap.

00:57:02.000 All right.

00:57:03.000 I know how to rap.

00:57:04.000 A record label signs me.

00:57:06.000 I rap for this record label.

00:57:08.000 Make an album.

00:57:11.000 In my head, when you start to make music, you want to be as experimental and to be you as much as point.

00:57:21.000 You don't understand it's the thing called music business.

00:57:24.000 So you're not thinking about business.

00:57:25.000 You're just thinking about art.

00:57:26.000 I'm just trying to make the best.

00:57:28.000 Me, Illmatic was the greatest album I've ever heard in my life.

00:57:33.000 So to me, it's like Illmatic and the other one is Cannibal Ox, Colvain.

00:57:38.000 Like, so, to me, it's like, I'm trying to make albums to mirror those.

00:57:43.000 I'm just trying to, like, as me as a rapper or as an artist or a musician, just trying to, like, shit that I was influenced by, like, try to make a piece of art that could stand next to that.

00:57:54.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:57:55.000 Yeah.

00:57:55.000 But at this point in life, that shit don't matter no more.

00:57:58.000 Because there's too much money to be made behind this shit.

00:58:01.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:58:02.000 So, I didn't care about this shit.

00:58:05.000 And then now...

00:58:08.000 So, do you think that by trying to make something that stands next to that, somehow or another you'll lose money?

00:58:16.000 Definitely.

00:58:17.000 How come?

00:58:18.000 Because time changed.

00:58:20.000 Time changes how?

00:58:21.000 The shit that we liked in 1994, we don't like it in 2004. I still do.

00:58:26.000 Yeah, we do, but we gotta think about the kids.

00:58:29.000 Dude, I still listen to Cool G rap.

00:58:31.000 Have you listened to Playboy Cardi?

00:58:33.000 No.

00:58:34.000 See?

00:58:34.000 Well, I don't listen to anything.

00:58:36.000 Playboy Cardi...

00:58:37.000 I can't know everything.

00:58:38.000 I don't have enough time.

00:58:39.000 Bro, Playboy Cardi can shut down this whole shit.

00:58:44.000 I'm being honest with you.

00:58:46.000 Can we play some of it?

00:58:48.000 We can play some of it, right?

00:58:48.000 You probably...

00:58:49.000 What?

00:58:49.000 Which...

00:58:50.000 No.

00:58:51.000 No?

00:58:51.000 No.

00:58:51.000 Why?

00:58:53.000 Just some...

00:58:53.000 See, look, I'm going to be a hater now by saying no.

00:58:56.000 But no.

00:58:58.000 No.

00:58:59.000 We're not going to play no Playboy.

00:59:00.000 Why?

00:59:01.000 Cuz, this is my Joe Rogan interview!

00:59:04.000 Okay.

00:59:05.000 Let him know about the fucking game.

00:59:06.000 It's not gonna hurt you if he gets a little love.

00:59:11.000 Alright.

00:59:11.000 You just gave him some.

00:59:12.000 Playboy Cardi does not mean no love.

00:59:15.000 I'll tell you.

00:59:16.000 We'll play that.

00:59:17.000 We'll play a little of that just to educate me and educate the people that are listening.

00:59:20.000 And then we'll play Give Me a Danny Brown track.

00:59:23.000 Give me a Danny Brown track that you love.

00:59:25.000 I definitely don't want to hear you after this.

00:59:27.000 Play Playboy Cardi.

00:59:29.000 Stop breathing.

00:59:30.000 Bro, you don't get it.

00:59:31.000 I don't get it.

00:59:32.000 Help me out.

00:59:33.000 My music is like stand-up comedy in that sense.

00:59:38.000 Oh, you want to hear some of my stand-up comedy rap?

00:59:41.000 Sure.

00:59:41.000 We'll do that.

00:59:42.000 We'll do that.

00:59:43.000 We don't have to...

00:59:44.000 Bitch, only thing you got to know, my dick touched the ground when I'm Satan, I'm in the flow.

00:59:49.000 See, that's the thing about rap.

00:59:51.000 Like, you know me, I was into comedy and so I took my whole shit from comedy to where I were raps.

00:59:59.000 So what I would do, I would just sit around and write punchlines all the time.

01:00:04.000 So I write punchlines.

01:00:06.000 So think about this.

01:00:07.000 Look, I'm about to give y'all niggas the game.

01:00:09.000 So it's 16 bars of verse.

01:00:12.000 It's four lines for a verse.

01:00:15.000 So let's just say if I sit around, I listen to a Joe Rogan episode, someone says an ill punchline on there.

01:00:21.000 Uncle Joey, he might say some crazy shit.

01:00:25.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:00:26.000 Just some crazy shit.

01:00:26.000 A line.

01:00:27.000 Just one line.

01:00:28.000 I can take that one line.

01:00:30.000 It's 16 bars.

01:00:32.000 So one line could create four bars.

01:00:35.000 So every line I get four bars.

01:00:38.000 So I need four lines to give me a 16. Mmm.

01:00:43.000 Yeah.

01:00:44.000 No.

01:00:45.000 The first time I ever did coke was Coachella.

01:00:47.000 How long ago?

01:00:49.000 What Coachella was this?

01:00:50.000 I mean, it had to be a long ass Coachella.

01:00:52.000 And guess what?

01:00:54.000 It wasn't by...

01:00:55.000 I didn't ask for it.

01:00:56.000 It was...

01:00:57.000 What happened was...

01:00:58.000 Okay.

01:00:58.000 At this time...

01:00:59.000 Listen.

01:01:00.000 At this time, I was dating a girl.

01:01:03.000 And she was by...

01:01:05.000 So she wanted to have a girlfriend.

01:01:08.000 She's like, pick my girlfriend type shit.

01:01:10.000 So I found her girlfriend and I found her and it was a type of bitch.

01:01:14.000 They loved each other.

01:01:15.000 They kicked with each other.

01:01:17.000 They did.

01:01:17.000 They went on fucking vacations and all type of shit.

01:01:20.000 They did all type of shit together.

01:01:22.000 And then I'm playing Coachella and it's a good time.

01:01:27.000 But the bitch that's my girl Partner is at Coachella.

01:01:34.000 I don't know.

01:01:35.000 I didn't know that.

01:01:36.000 My girl hit me up like, oh, she in the crowd.

01:01:38.000 Boom, boom.

01:01:39.000 Me being a real nigga, after I do myself, I'm like, fuck it.

01:01:42.000 I just bust out.

01:01:43.000 I just bust into the crowd trying to look for her.

01:01:46.000 Find her.

01:01:47.000 Give me her number.

01:01:48.000 Boom.

01:01:49.000 I'm walking through the crowd like a normal person.

01:01:50.000 I'm like, trying to find her.

01:01:53.000 Finds her.

01:01:54.000 We kicking it.

01:01:55.000 We went to watch Sufjan Stevens.

01:01:59.000 You know Slippian Stevens?

01:02:01.000 Oh man, so good.

01:02:03.000 Carolyn Loyal?

01:02:04.000 Oh man, whatever.

01:02:05.000 Whatever!

01:02:06.000 Went to go watch Slippian Stevens and I guess because of who I am, she just thought I did coke before.

01:02:13.000 But I never did coke.

01:02:14.000 And she just was like...

01:02:16.000 She already had it and just hit me.

01:02:20.000 Wow.

01:02:21.000 So it's just in my nose already like...

01:02:23.000 And she's like, oh yeah.

01:02:25.000 I was just like...

01:02:26.000 How was it?

01:02:30.000 It's the best I've ever had in my life.

01:02:32.000 What are you talking about?

01:02:33.000 I've never done it.

01:02:35.000 Dude, I avoid coke.

01:02:38.000 That's sad.

01:02:39.000 It's not sad.

01:02:40.000 It is.

01:02:40.000 Maybe it is sad.

01:02:41.000 It is.

01:02:42.000 But it's not sad to me because I've avoided it successfully.

01:02:44.000 I mean, you can have done everything you've done already and still experience that.

01:02:50.000 When I was in high school, I had a very good friend and his cousin sold coke.

01:02:53.000 I get it.

01:02:53.000 His cousin sold coke and his cousin like wrecked his life with coke.

01:02:57.000 I watched this dude become a vampire.

01:02:59.000 I get it, but you could have did it and still be who you are right now.

01:03:02.000 Maybe.

01:03:03.000 Nothing?

01:03:03.000 Maybe?

01:03:04.000 What do you mean?

01:03:04.000 You gonna get lit and jump with the coke?

01:03:07.000 I don't know if drugs that make you more confident are good for me.

01:03:13.000 I like drugs that make you less confident.

01:03:15.000 That might be some shit.

01:03:17.000 I like drugs that make you feel vulnerable.

01:03:18.000 That might be some shit because that's all I like.

01:03:20.000 I like drugs that make you feel vulnerable and give you more of a sense of community.

01:03:26.000 With the DMT and the mushrooms.

01:03:28.000 I like mushrooms and I really like marijuana.

01:03:30.000 Even that, I did so many mushrooms.

01:03:34.000 Alright, even this, okay.

01:03:36.000 But you know what I'm saying about drugs that make you confident?

01:03:39.000 Yes.

01:03:40.000 Well, I did...

01:03:43.000 So I did the whole podcast, whatever.

01:03:48.000 Hit me up about the mushrooms and like whatever.

01:03:51.000 So I bought a quarter pound of mushrooms.

01:03:53.000 Jesus, don't tell the people out.

01:03:55.000 That's a lot.

01:03:56.000 I did in like a month.

01:03:59.000 That's a good amount of time.

01:04:00.000 It probably changed a lot at the end of that month.

01:04:03.000 It made me worse.

01:04:04.000 Worse?

01:04:05.000 How so?

01:04:06.000 Because...

01:04:09.000 I don't know.

01:04:11.000 Me taking the mushrooms, I mean, I did a lot.

01:04:15.000 How did it make you worse?

01:04:17.000 Because I was clean at that time.

01:04:20.000 Everybody talk about how mushrooms could keep you from drinking.

01:04:23.000 When I started doing mushrooms, for some reason it made me tell me that drinking wasn't bad.

01:04:29.000 You can drink.

01:04:30.000 You can handle it.

01:04:31.000 Then I start by drinking.

01:04:33.000 Then I start by drinking.

01:04:34.000 Then they say, I know.

01:04:35.000 I'm doing coke again.

01:04:36.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:04:38.000 So I blame it all on the mushrooms.

01:04:42.000 Because I was clean as fuck before I started doing the mushrooms.

01:04:45.000 For how long?

01:04:46.000 Months.

01:04:47.000 Like two months.

01:04:48.000 All I'm gonna say is two months is my limit.

01:04:52.000 After eight weeks then, it's fucked up.

01:04:55.000 There's a thing that does happen when you do mushrooms.

01:04:58.000 It alleviates some of your anxiety.

01:05:00.000 And maybe some people have some anxiety about addictions.

01:05:04.000 Like maybe they're not over it and they still have anxiety about it.

01:05:08.000 And mushrooms alleviate that anxiety sometimes.

01:05:11.000 But what is an addiction, man?

01:05:12.000 Like what would make you want to drink or make you want to...

01:05:15.000 It's a weird thing that goes on in a person's mind.

01:05:18.000 No, and addiction to me, and I can say that for mine, I don't know how many people...

01:05:22.000 Addiction for me is an escape.

01:05:24.000 Yeah.

01:05:25.000 I've been through so much in my life, and even this and that, like even now, like my fucking aunt passed, and it is what it is, like man...

01:05:36.000 I would say, man, like, that's what I try to tell you about me and my music career.

01:05:42.000 Because it's like, my family, they look at me like I'm the richest motherfucker in the world.

01:05:48.000 And if I can tell them that, no.

01:05:51.000 Have you ever heard a Danny Brown song on the radio?

01:05:55.000 Have you ever seen a...

01:05:57.000 No!

01:05:58.000 But to them, you gotta think.

01:06:00.000 Detroit.

01:06:01.000 Just the fact that I've made it into music and I'm someone...

01:06:05.000 This and that.

01:06:06.000 And I don't.

01:06:09.000 I don't have it.

01:06:10.000 I can be the first person to take it.

01:06:12.000 Music put me more into debt than if I didn't do it.

01:06:20.000 Do you get what I'm saying?

01:06:21.000 Yes.

01:06:21.000 Like, so, my first album that I had, well, I'm not saying my first album, but with Triple X. With Triple X, they're good, and they gave all these people, boom, boom, these artists, they're good.

01:06:33.000 And then I did Old, Old did good, did that, boom, boom, boom.

01:06:38.000 It charted Billboard, boom, boom, boom.

01:06:40.000 So, now I was a free agent at that point.

01:06:42.000 So now I have these record labels, all of them courting me, boom, boom.

01:06:47.000 I was signed to Warp.

01:06:49.000 Warp gives me a fucking damn near quarter million dollar fucking budget to make an album.

01:06:56.000 What do you think I did?

01:06:58.000 Spent it all?

01:06:59.000 Spent every land.

01:07:00.000 Nigga, before you know it, I was asking for more money!

01:07:05.000 So I went crazy, made a fucking quarter million...

01:07:10.000 Whatever the fuck.

01:07:11.000 Spent all the money I could possibly spend on this fucking album to make the best part of the album that I make.

01:07:17.000 And...

01:07:18.000 Now that the album has been made, I don't feel bad about it.

01:07:24.000 That's great.

01:07:26.000 When you get a spare time to yourself, Joe Rogan.

01:07:28.000 Fuck yeah.

01:07:30.000 Atrocity Exhibition.

01:07:32.000 Can I play it right now?

01:07:37.000 Jonah Hill, he shot one of the videos.

01:07:41.000 Oh, he made a music video for it?

01:07:42.000 Yeah.

01:07:43.000 Really?

01:07:43.000 Jonah Hill, yeah.

01:07:44.000 He shot that video for the second single, Ain't It Funny.

01:07:47.000 I talk about that all the time.

01:07:48.000 Even that.

01:07:49.000 Even shooting that video was such a fucking crazy situation.

01:07:53.000 So was Jonah Hill like the director of it?

01:07:55.000 Mm-hmm.

01:07:55.000 That's amazing.

01:07:56.000 Nigga, he was the budgeter!

01:07:58.000 No one wanted to shoot- Can we play it?

01:08:00.000 Oh.

01:08:01.000 Here.

01:08:02.000 Alright, go live.

01:08:02.000 Physical attention from older men makes me feel validated.

01:08:07.000 I'm empty and shy.

01:08:20.000 Gus Van Zink nigga!

01:08:24.000 Look.

01:08:26.000 She just did the Kevin Hart commercial.

01:08:36.000 When you ever seen a rap video look like this?

01:08:58.000 How did they get Gusman's aunt though?

01:09:04.000 I'm smoking mev.

01:09:07.000 Danny, I love it.

01:09:09.000 I love it.

01:09:10.000 I love it.

01:09:39.000 Danny, get down from there.

01:09:44.000 Why are you doing this, Danny?

01:09:45.000 I've been destroyed.

01:09:47.000 And if I destroy, maybe I'll feel okay.

01:09:51.000 None of us feel okay.

01:09:54.000 Oh, Uncle Danny.

01:10:01.000 Jesus Christ!

01:10:03.000 That shit is amazing.

01:10:05.000 So yeah.

01:10:06.000 That's amazing.

01:10:07.000 That's really good.

01:10:08.000 I've been doing cool.

01:10:09.000 That is so...

01:10:09.000 What year was this?

01:10:11.000 2019. Yeah, don't show anybody this, bro.

01:10:13.000 18?

01:10:14.000 17?

01:10:16.000 It's amazing.

01:10:17.000 But no, that's the thing.

01:10:19.000 So with being...

01:10:21.000 A musician.

01:10:22.000 No, being a rapper.

01:10:22.000 Well, it's not just that.

01:10:23.000 It's like all the visuals.

01:10:24.000 I mean, it's very disturbing and very crazy and very funny.

01:10:27.000 But being artistically, but that's artistic freedom.

01:10:32.000 But you don't get props like that no more for that kind of shit.

01:10:35.000 You're gonna.

01:10:36.000 Trust me, it's really good.

01:10:38.000 When I'm dead?

01:10:39.000 No, man.

01:10:39.000 Does that count?

01:10:41.000 Tell me you haven't gotten more people paying attention to music now that you started doing podcasts.

01:10:45.000 Fuck no.

01:10:46.000 No?

01:10:47.000 Fuck no.

01:10:49.000 Let's see what happens after this one.

01:10:51.000 Alright, well tell them.

01:10:52.000 Let me know what happens after this one.

01:10:54.000 I don't know.

01:10:55.000 No, it's not.

01:10:57.000 So would you know?

01:10:58.000 Would you know in terms of streamings and downloads?

01:11:02.000 No, yeah, yeah.

01:11:02.000 I definitely, because I'm super on it.

01:11:04.000 But no, the thing is about it is that...

01:11:08.000 I just don't judge it like that.

01:11:09.000 I look at it like what I've done good.

01:11:13.000 So what you think, like, that's good.

01:11:15.000 I like that one.

01:11:16.000 No, that was amazing.

01:11:17.000 Yes.

01:11:17.000 No, I'm super proud of that.

01:11:19.000 Good, beautiful.

01:11:20.000 So now it's what I'm doing next.

01:11:22.000 This is what I'm trying to tell you, like, the new album that I have.

01:11:26.000 I'm going to talk about it a little bit.

01:11:28.000 This is going to happen.

01:11:29.000 Look, it's called Quaranta.

01:11:34.000 What does that mean?

01:11:35.000 40. Oh.

01:11:38.000 In Spanish.

01:11:39.000 That album you listen to was XXX. 30. 30. Yeah.

01:11:46.000 So, Cuaranta.

01:11:48.000 I like it.

01:11:49.000 Oh, it's so good.

01:11:50.000 Yeah?

01:11:51.000 It's so good.

01:11:53.000 When does it come out?

01:11:54.000 I listen to the album every...

01:11:57.000 Oh, I don't know.

01:11:58.000 Hopefully this Joe Rogan episode makes it happen faster.

01:12:03.000 Why have they been holding on to it?

01:12:04.000 What's the holdup?

01:12:06.000 There's no discussion?

01:12:07.000 I don't know.

01:12:08.000 You haven't gotten any response?

01:12:10.000 Have you had a conversation about it?

01:12:12.000 See how it happens?

01:12:13.000 Oh, no.

01:12:14.000 Is it possible to be independent now as a rapper?

01:12:18.000 You know what it made me feel like?

01:12:19.000 It made me feel like...

01:12:21.000 Maybe they're not happy with the album.

01:12:23.000 So I should make more songs.

01:12:25.000 So I've been making songs and constantly making songs for like the past two, three years.

01:12:31.000 And now I get the actual final track listing of what the album is going to be.

01:12:35.000 And it's, bro, it's nothing.

01:12:39.000 I've been wasting my time making those new songs.

01:12:41.000 And it's new songs that I love, that I want to, you know, to be out on this.

01:12:47.000 But it is what it is.

01:12:49.000 But when I do listen to the album that they picked, I realize why they are a record company.

01:12:56.000 And this is their job.

01:12:59.000 And you think they did a good job.

01:13:01.000 Oh, amazing job.

01:13:02.000 Well, that's beautiful.

01:13:03.000 Sometimes you need an editor, right?

01:13:04.000 No.

01:13:05.000 Exactly.

01:13:05.000 Yeah, you need someone else to look at it.

01:13:07.000 Exactly.

01:13:07.000 Because I'm not about to even talk shit about them and be bad about it because they do.

01:13:13.000 Yeah.

01:13:14.000 Hey, we Apex Twins, man.

01:13:19.000 Apex, bro.

01:13:21.000 Yeah, everybody needs an editor.

01:13:23.000 The thing about comedy is it's beautiful because the audience is your editor.

01:13:26.000 Fuck music, man.

01:13:28.000 I'm trying to be with y'all niggas, man.

01:13:31.000 For real.

01:13:32.000 Well, listen, Daddy, you're already doing it.

01:13:33.000 All I need is a tight five.

01:13:34.000 You're doing your podcast.

01:13:35.000 I need a tight five minutes.

01:13:36.000 You could do five minutes easy.

01:13:39.000 You want to do five minutes tonight?

01:13:41.000 You got something for me?

01:13:42.000 Yeah.

01:13:43.000 I'm at the creek in the cave.

01:13:44.000 Yeah.

01:13:45.000 Okay.

01:13:46.000 You think I'm joking?

01:13:47.000 No, I don't think you're joking.

01:13:49.000 No, I'm not joking either.

01:13:52.000 I'm not joking.

01:13:54.000 Don't play me, bro.

01:13:55.000 Danny, look at me.

01:13:56.000 Don't look like I'm joking.

01:13:58.000 I mean, this will be testing me to make me do it.

01:14:00.000 Yeah, let's do it.

01:14:01.000 Five minutes.

01:14:02.000 Not hard at all, man.

01:14:03.000 You'll kill.

01:14:04.000 We'll talk about it afterwards.

01:14:06.000 If you got some ideas, you want to bounce around.

01:14:08.000 100% you should do it.

01:14:09.000 I don't even matter if I bomb.

01:14:11.000 Bombing don't even matter.

01:14:12.000 You're not going to bomb.

01:14:13.000 You're funny.

01:14:14.000 You're a funny dude, man.

01:14:15.000 It's a matter of finding out how to do that on stage, and I don't think it's a long journey for you.

01:14:20.000 I think for some people it's a long fucking journey.

01:14:22.000 There's some people that are like quiet, introspective.

01:14:24.000 You know, I think the only thing that would probably make it shorter because I've been rapping and performing on stage for years.

01:14:28.000 You've been rapping, you've been performing on stage, and you've also been doing a podcast where you're funny.

01:14:32.000 That fucking podcast is hilarious.

01:14:34.000 You going to Creek and Crave tonight?

01:14:35.000 Tonight.

01:14:36.000 I'm pulling up.

01:14:37.000 That's right.

01:14:40.000 Let's go, Danny Brown!

01:14:41.000 If you're going to press me like that, I will.

01:14:43.000 100%.

01:14:43.000 You're going to do it tonight.

01:14:44.000 Five minutes?

01:14:45.000 Yeah, five minutes.

01:14:46.000 You're going to have fun.

01:14:47.000 It's going to be beautiful.

01:14:49.000 I'll put you in a good spot.

01:14:51.000 I'm just going to think of what...

01:14:52.000 All right, what time is it?

01:14:58.000 No, for real.

01:14:59.000 Yeah, we're good, dude.

01:15:00.000 Don't worry about it.

01:15:00.000 It's 3.13 now.

01:15:01.000 The show tonight is at 8 o'clock.

01:15:06.000 I want to try it.

01:15:07.000 You should try it.

01:15:09.000 You know, it's a thing that you do, you get your feet wet, and then you're going to want to be really good at it.

01:15:14.000 I've done it.

01:15:15.000 You're going to get obsessed at it.

01:15:17.000 I already did it.

01:15:18.000 I've been there.

01:15:19.000 I know how to talk on stage, and I just don't have a routine.

01:15:24.000 Yeah, well, like I said, five minutes is not that long.

01:15:27.000 It just needs one subject.

01:15:28.000 Yeah, but if I can get my five minutes.

01:15:31.000 You can get your five minutes.

01:15:33.000 You can do it.

01:15:36.000 I'm coming tonight.

01:15:38.000 You're all serious now.

01:15:39.000 Look at you.

01:15:42.000 This shit is serious to me, bro.

01:15:45.000 I get it.

01:15:45.000 Serious funny business.

01:15:47.000 Alright, even you.

01:15:48.000 I did my rap shit.

01:15:50.000 Just being a rapper.

01:15:52.000 And so much.

01:15:53.000 And being a rapper.

01:15:54.000 But I remember there was a time when being a rapper and your teacher asked you what you want to be when you grow up and I would say being a rapper and everybody would laugh at me and then so it got to the point where I'd be like, I didn't say a rapper no more, I said a comedian.

01:16:08.000 I'm like, I want to be a comedian.

01:16:11.000 You know what you are, Danny?

01:16:12.000 You're Danny Brown.

01:16:13.000 It doesn't mean shit what label they put on what you do.

01:16:17.000 You could do anything you want.

01:16:19.000 You could do music.

01:16:20.000 You could write a fucking book.

01:16:22.000 You could do podcasts.

01:16:23.000 No, that's actually what I'm doing.

01:16:24.000 Thank you for saying that.

01:16:25.000 So I'm working on a book right now.

01:16:28.000 I wish I could say...

01:16:29.000 You don't have to say it, but you're professionally Danny Brown.

01:16:32.000 That's what you are.

01:16:33.000 That's what I do.

01:16:35.000 That's my job.

01:16:35.000 I'm professionally Joe Rogan.

01:16:37.000 That's why I have all these different jobs.

01:16:39.000 God damn it!

01:16:41.000 You could do that too.

01:16:41.000 So just shut the fuck up and let it rock.

01:16:44.000 Yeah!

01:16:45.000 Be Danny Brown!

01:16:46.000 Be Danny Brown!

01:16:47.000 Be Danny Brown!

01:16:51.000 Don't worry about labels.

01:16:52.000 Fuck all those labels.

01:16:53.000 Let all those other idiots sort that shit out.

01:16:56.000 He's a rapper, but now he's a comedian?

01:16:59.000 Get the fuck out of here!

01:17:00.000 You wanna hear some real shit about that, though?

01:17:03.000 That was another thing about that, though.

01:17:05.000 Where me being in that, and I feel like a lot of comedians, they didn't fuck with that shit.

01:17:09.000 Comedians?

01:17:09.000 Yeah.

01:17:10.000 I'm telling you, they're not good.

01:17:12.000 They don't.

01:17:12.000 The ones that are good don't think like that.

01:17:14.000 I just told these niggas, bro, to me in my head, comedians, everything with that shit is Royal Rumble.

01:17:20.000 It's Royal Rumble.

01:17:21.000 It is a little Royal Rumble.

01:17:23.000 But it doesn't have to be.

01:17:24.000 The guys at the top level.

01:17:26.000 And especially if you're not in that mix, a person like me.

01:17:29.000 So me, a rapper, they don't want to help me or do anything.

01:17:34.000 Everybody hates me.

01:17:37.000 But comedians don't.

01:17:38.000 No.

01:17:39.000 That's what I'm talking about.

01:17:39.000 Yeah, we don't do that.

01:17:40.000 We help each other.

01:17:41.000 No, I'm saying I got my friends.

01:17:42.000 I got Tony, David.

01:17:45.000 Tom, yeah.

01:17:46.000 You know Tom.

01:17:47.000 I mean, that's my...

01:17:48.000 I work for them niggas, so I don't even look at them as friends no more.

01:17:52.000 You gotta look at them as friends.

01:17:53.000 He loves you.

01:17:54.000 No, no, no, no.

01:17:55.000 That's my big homie.

01:17:56.000 I tell you when I called him up and I told him how much I like your show, he's like, he's so funny.

01:17:59.000 I'm like, dude, it's such a surprise show.

01:18:02.000 Like, I enjoy your show a lot.

01:18:04.000 It makes me laugh.

01:18:05.000 Do you want to hear the shit about my show?

01:18:07.000 That's the thing that I want to keep it.

01:18:08.000 I don't want to get it to the point where I feel like it's overproduced.

01:18:12.000 Well, you don't have to.

01:18:13.000 This isn't overproduced.

01:18:16.000 There's one guy in here.

01:18:18.000 And all he does is press buttons and pull shit up and give his opinions.

01:18:22.000 I guess you are right.

01:18:22.000 But in our heads, in our world, in our world of outside looking in, we look at this shit as like the biggest produced podcast.

01:18:31.000 Yeah, but it's not.

01:18:32.000 Get the biggest skeleton crew.

01:18:34.000 I go to places like fucking 10 dudes behind a glass wall, fake laughing and pressing buttons and shit.

01:18:38.000 It's terrible.

01:18:41.000 Fucking terrible.

01:18:43.000 No, I'm not.

01:18:44.000 No, because you made it.

01:18:45.000 You said it.

01:18:46.000 This is literally what it is?

01:18:48.000 Yeah, this is it.

01:18:50.000 But this is what it's supposed to be.

01:18:51.000 But that's what I was telling you about.

01:18:52.000 You could do your show on FaceTime.

01:18:54.000 You could just point your fucking camera at you.

01:18:56.000 It doesn't matter.

01:18:57.000 No, no, but...

01:18:58.000 It's what you say.

01:19:00.000 It's who you are and what you say.

01:19:01.000 No, no, no, but I still owe something to time.

01:19:04.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.

01:19:04.000 No, they're amazing.

01:19:05.000 I don't want to make no moves without them.

01:19:07.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:19:08.000 No, you shouldn't.

01:19:08.000 And they'll be with you 100%.

01:19:10.000 You know, so if they want to...

01:19:11.000 If I wanted to, like, do something outside of that...

01:19:14.000 What I'm saying is...

01:19:15.000 Then I would want them to still be involved in it.

01:19:18.000 If you were doing something with some, like, fucking fake podcast network, you know, like, there's...

01:19:23.000 What do you mean a fake podcast network?

01:19:25.000 I'm with the real shit, Wild Mates.

01:19:26.000 I know, you are.

01:19:27.000 You are.

01:19:28.000 Which, as I'm saying, is great.

01:19:29.000 But if you were with a...

01:19:30.000 They're like, there's some networks out there that are only...

01:19:32.000 Why?

01:19:32.000 Why do I need to be with any of that?

01:19:34.000 I'm not saying you, man.

01:19:35.000 What I'm trying to say is your situation's amazing.

01:19:38.000 But there's other people out there that get into a bad situation.

01:19:41.000 And they get locked into these companies.

01:19:42.000 And they find out these companies own 50% of their podcasts forever.

01:19:45.000 And they're like, what the fuck?

01:19:47.000 With no investment.

01:19:50.000 There was a lot of shady people that got involved in podcasting.

01:19:53.000 When podcasting started getting monetized.

01:19:55.000 I never looked at podcasts.

01:19:58.000 For like a money type of situation.

01:20:01.000 Well, the problem is other companies do.

01:20:04.000 Right now, I see that, yeah.

01:20:05.000 Some companies do.

01:20:07.000 No, now it's a lot of money involved in this shit, but I just...

01:20:11.000 Because I feel like me showing up like me right now, talking to you, I would do this for free.

01:20:17.000 I would do it for free too, but that's the beauty of doing a podcast.

01:20:20.000 So I feel bad that someone would pay.

01:20:25.000 The problem with what I'm saying about these podcast networks is they're not really providing anything.

01:20:30.000 They might be providing production, they might be providing a studio, but without content, they don't have anything.

01:20:38.000 And if they're taking half of it and you're creating the content, which can happen, that's a crazy deal.

01:20:43.000 And then they own it forever?

01:20:45.000 That's our whole tip.

01:20:46.000 It's forever.

01:20:47.000 Forever.

01:20:48.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:20:49.000 And I've seen those deals before.

01:20:50.000 And I've also seen a lot of comics when they're getting signed to like agents and like kind of shitty manager types.

01:20:56.000 The manager type will try to take a percentage of the podcast too.

01:21:00.000 So they own a piece of your shit as long as you're doing it.

01:21:03.000 So that was the whole shit that I'm trying to tell you.

01:21:05.000 Like me doing what...

01:21:07.000 So doing it at your mom's house is perfect.

01:21:09.000 No, no time.

01:21:10.000 He told me like, he like, hit me up like, you got the talent to do like a podcast.

01:21:16.000 But I'm like, if I would have did it on my own, I wouldn't be talking to you right now.

01:21:20.000 You might be.

01:21:21.000 But the point is, you haven't.

01:21:22.000 You did it with them, which is perfect, because they'll support you 100%.

01:21:25.000 I moved to Austin, Texas.

01:21:27.000 I know.

01:21:29.000 I see.

01:21:29.000 I was serious about this shit.

01:21:33.000 Yeah.

01:21:34.000 It's beautiful.

01:21:35.000 That's a good situation.

01:21:37.000 But Tom and Christina are beautiful people.

01:21:40.000 They're the best.

01:21:41.000 What are you talking about?

01:21:43.000 I wouldn't have did it if it wasn't them.

01:21:45.000 Yeah.

01:21:46.000 And there's situation like having that studio.

01:21:49.000 It's all so professional.

01:21:51.000 All the people that work there are funny.

01:21:53.000 Funny employees too, man.

01:21:54.000 They're hilarious.

01:21:56.000 Zolo.

01:21:56.000 Oh no, I got all of them in the Muay Thai gym.

01:21:59.000 Oh really?

01:21:59.000 Zolo, all of them.

01:22:01.000 See, now I can't.

01:22:02.000 Oh man.

01:22:03.000 I feel bad because I got them all signed up to the Muay Thai gym.

01:22:07.000 Now I'm about to squeeze gyms.

01:22:10.000 Maybe they'll listen to this and take you back.

01:22:12.000 No, I already told them why I'm switching gyms.

01:22:14.000 You're disparaging your shorts.

01:22:16.000 No, we already talked about why I'm switching gyms.

01:22:19.000 Part 2. They're happy with the gym.

01:22:23.000 They're going to settle.

01:22:25.000 But, I mean, I'm going to 10 planet.

01:22:28.000 Okay.

01:22:31.000 You should learn some jiu-jitsu.

01:22:33.000 You don't just do jiu-jitsu.

01:22:35.000 Only thing, I have a bad feeling of jiu-jitsu.

01:22:40.000 Bad?

01:22:41.000 Yeah.

01:22:41.000 How come?

01:22:42.000 Because I was with a girl.

01:22:44.000 I was with her.

01:22:45.000 We was together for years and shit.

01:22:48.000 And I used to go on tours for like months.

01:22:50.000 It'd be months.

01:22:51.000 And I had like an ill-ass, big-ass house in Michigan and shit.

01:22:55.000 And I used to feel sad about her.

01:22:57.000 Like, she be in this house.

01:22:58.000 She be by herself.

01:23:00.000 She just kind of not safe.

01:23:03.000 I put her in Muay Thai class.

01:23:06.000 Not Muay Thai, Jiu Jitsu.

01:23:07.000 I put her in Jiu Jitsu.

01:23:09.000 She started going to Jiu Jitsu.

01:23:10.000 She got good at Jiu Jitsu.

01:23:12.000 So this maybe a year go by.

01:23:14.000 Boom.

01:23:16.000 This bitch looking at me crazy.

01:23:18.000 Like, I can't even talk to her.

01:23:19.000 Like, every time I'm done, it's like, ugh.

01:23:22.000 She muscle flexing.

01:23:25.000 She got done.

01:23:26.000 So now I'm living in the house.

01:23:29.000 With this bitch I done put in jujitsu class that look at me every day like, I could beat this nigga up.

01:23:36.000 She don't have no, you know what I'm saying?

01:23:38.000 She don't even care nothing about what I talk about.

01:23:41.000 So whatever.

01:23:43.000 I did that.

01:23:44.000 I mean, whatever.

01:23:45.000 We went through what we went through.

01:23:47.000 It got to the point, it got so far to the point she got so far to jujitsu, she was teaching a kids class.

01:23:55.000 Really?

01:23:56.000 Whoa.

01:23:57.000 She's busy.

01:23:57.000 Got a six-pack ripped.

01:24:00.000 And guess who her boyfriend is?

01:24:03.000 It's Danny Brown.

01:24:05.000 She come home every night.

01:24:07.000 So I think that's what ruined our relationship.

01:24:11.000 Because it was me.

01:24:12.000 So she come home and look at me, and I'm like, damn, you fucking them Jiu-Jitsu niggas, bitch?

01:24:16.000 What you doing?

01:24:17.000 You see them muscle-bound-ass niggas at class and shit?

01:24:21.000 You come back to the crib, me, I'm a regular nigga, you know what I'm saying?

01:24:24.000 So yeah, but we split up, and that happened.

01:24:30.000 Yeah, it could be an uncomfortable situation if you're dating a woman that could kill you.

01:24:33.000 Yeah, and I think that's what happened.

01:24:36.000 Because there be times where we're having a little conversation and I can just see her.

01:24:39.000 She look at you funny.

01:24:39.000 She like, nigga, I can whoop your ass, my nigga.

01:24:42.000 Like, why you?

01:24:45.000 And you know what it was?

01:24:46.000 I put her in jujitsu, on some shelf, being in Michigan.

01:24:51.000 And then Detroit, and at the time, like, you know what's happening with LA, too?

01:24:55.000 How all the people are fucking robbing, like, when they see, like, celebrities, he's not at the crib.

01:25:03.000 Like, I don't know if you know, but, like, last week, Nas, we talking shit about Nas.

01:25:08.000 Yeah, I heard about that.

01:25:08.000 They broke a Nas crib.

01:25:10.000 So, they look at, and they see when you have to do shit, and you're not home, man.

01:25:17.000 They're breaking it.

01:25:17.000 So, in LA, it's like, there's a thing.

01:25:20.000 Eh?

01:25:23.000 Shots out, nigga.

01:25:24.000 I'm Danny Brown, nigga.

01:25:25.000 So I know.

01:25:26.000 I got tabs and all that.

01:25:29.000 So yeah, they breaking in every nigga house, bro.

01:25:31.000 I'm telling you.

01:25:32.000 If you got a house in L.A., yeah, they gonna...

01:25:36.000 L.A.'s a wild spot now.

01:25:38.000 It's crazy how quick that swing.

01:25:40.000 I feel sad because my little homie is a looper.

01:25:46.000 Now he just moved to LA. He's been out there for a few months and he's been doing his thing.

01:25:51.000 He's been getting work.

01:25:53.000 He just was in the last Fushi video.

01:25:56.000 Shit like that.

01:26:00.000 It's one of those type of situations where I can't tell him you shouldn't be out there because he's getting work out there.

01:26:07.000 Right.

01:26:08.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:26:08.000 But it's dangerous, man.

01:26:11.000 It's not the same LA. Oh.

01:26:14.000 Yeah.

01:26:16.000 It's a lot different.

01:26:17.000 You didn't Denise Richards' car got shot?

01:26:20.000 Shot?

01:26:21.000 Some road rage incident.

01:26:23.000 Someone shot a Denise Richards' car.

01:26:26.000 But what she do though?

01:26:29.000 What she do though?

01:26:30.000 I bet you said a road rage accident.

01:26:33.000 Yeah, what did you do that someone shot your car?

01:26:36.000 Did she cut them off there like that?

01:26:36.000 Like, what did she do though?

01:26:38.000 I think it was like SUV and they got out of the car.

01:26:41.000 I don't know.

01:26:42.000 I didn't realize that someone shot the back of their car.

01:26:44.000 See what that is.

01:26:49.000 See, her and the other bitch that finessed the shit on the college tuitions.

01:26:55.000 Oh, she wasn't involved in that.

01:26:57.000 I know what you're talking about.

01:26:58.000 You're talking about the scam where they were getting their kids into college.

01:27:03.000 But what was the other bitch?

01:27:05.000 I don't know.

01:27:06.000 See, that's how you know black people are racist, too.

01:27:10.000 Look at this.

01:27:11.000 Pfeiffer's was chauffeuring the actress 51 to a film studio when the male driver behind them got irritated that we're having a hard time finding the place, TMZ reported.

01:27:21.000 The outlet claimed that Pfeiffer's let the upset driver, who was allegedly shouting at them, While trying to squeeze in front of the car past them.

01:27:32.000 That's when the driver allegedly shot at Pfeiffer's and Richard's vehicle, striking the back end of the driver's side.

01:27:39.000 TMZ obtained a photo of the bullet hole.

01:27:42.000 Hold up.

01:27:42.000 Go back up.

01:27:43.000 Don't try to finesse that.

01:27:46.000 Go back up.

01:27:48.000 Denise Richard's husband shoots a lot of her OnlyFans content.

01:27:55.000 He knows what guys like.

01:27:58.000 Do you think?

01:27:59.000 That's what I saw.

01:28:00.000 I didn't see nothing else.

01:28:02.000 What you talking about, niggas shooting?

01:28:04.000 Right.

01:28:05.000 Only thing I saw is Denise Richards' husband shoots a lot of her OnlyFans content.

01:28:08.000 He knows what guys like.

01:28:11.000 Yeah.

01:28:13.000 You think it's a scam?

01:28:13.000 It could be a scam.

01:28:16.000 No rest?

01:28:17.000 They don't have photos of anybody?

01:28:19.000 Did they have a description of the vehicle?

01:28:20.000 Bring all the attention to the OnlyFans.

01:28:22.000 Yeah.

01:28:23.000 Damn it, we got sucked into it, Danny Browne.

01:28:26.000 I'm not.

01:28:26.000 I'm not, bro.

01:28:27.000 I'm not that nigga.

01:28:28.000 But we pulled it up.

01:28:29.000 Bro.

01:28:29.000 It kind of makes sense.

01:28:31.000 Bro.

01:28:31.000 I swear to God.

01:28:32.000 I see what's going on.

01:28:33.000 That makes sense.

01:28:35.000 When you get into that world of taking photos...

01:28:37.000 Only thing I watch on YouTube is Wave 360 tutorials.

01:28:44.000 It says, the outlet know that Pfeiffer's 50 stayed with the Real Housewives alum as she powered through and worked for 12 hours.

01:28:53.000 For now...

01:28:54.000 Worked for 12 hours doing the OnlyFans stuff?

01:28:57.000 See, this is the shit that fucks me up.

01:28:58.000 Is that what you're saying?

01:28:59.000 See, Joe, this is the shit that fucks me up.

01:29:01.000 I know.

01:29:02.000 Because...

01:29:03.000 We don't...

01:29:04.000 I don't think about this shit.

01:29:05.000 But this shit is a lot of money involved.

01:29:07.000 Yes, there is.

01:29:08.000 Danny, I gotta pee.

01:29:09.000 We'll be right back.

01:29:10.000 Alright.

01:29:11.000 Danny Brown, ladies and gentlemen.

01:29:15.000 Five minutes tonight.

01:29:17.000 Five minutes?

01:29:18.000 Oh!

01:29:19.000 Don't forget.

01:29:19.000 You gonna make me do it?

01:29:20.000 No.

01:29:21.000 No, definitely not gonna make you do it.

01:29:22.000 No, not make me do it, but...

01:29:24.000 If you wanna do it, you definitely can do it.

01:29:25.000 Where are we going?

01:29:26.000 Creak in the cave.

01:29:27.000 You gonna creak in the cave tonight?

01:29:30.000 For real?

01:29:31.000 Know what I'm saying?

01:29:32.000 Yes, for real.

01:29:34.000 Who gonna be there?

01:29:36.000 Tonight, Duncan Trussell, Tony Hinchcliffe.

01:29:40.000 He live here?

01:29:40.000 Yeah, Duncan lives here.

01:29:41.000 Duncan lives here now.

01:29:43.000 You should do his podcast.

01:29:44.000 No, he need to do my podcast.

01:29:45.000 He should do yours too.

01:29:47.000 They made a clip of Duncan and I, all the different costumes we've worn.

01:29:53.000 I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna come.

01:29:56.000 You're not gonna lie?

01:29:58.000 No, I'm not gonna come.

01:29:59.000 Why?

01:30:01.000 If you put me in the hair...

01:30:02.000 No, I'm not going to put you in the hair lock.

01:30:04.000 Just come!

01:30:06.000 It'd be fun.

01:30:07.000 Danny, that feeling is the...

01:30:09.000 You know, when I first got on stage, I almost didn't.

01:30:12.000 No, see, see, this is the difference.

01:30:14.000 You already said it.

01:30:16.000 It's no big deal about me getting on stage.

01:30:19.000 I can get on stage and talk shit for whatever the fuck.

01:30:23.000 But the thing is, it's a friend group that I'm starting...

01:30:26.000 Like, I don't want to disappoint y'all.

01:30:28.000 You're not going to disappoint us.

01:30:31.000 No one gives a shit.

01:30:32.000 It'd be funny if you bomb.

01:30:32.000 I'd rather bomb and be trash in my own presence and not around y'all.

01:30:38.000 It'd be funny if you bomb.

01:30:39.000 Come on.

01:30:46.000 No, Dan, I want to see you kill.

01:30:48.000 Me bombing.

01:30:50.000 Dude, I think you'll be funny.

01:30:51.000 I think you'll enjoy it.

01:30:53.000 I think it'll be surprisingly fun for you.

01:30:55.000 You know what's fucked up, though, about comedy?

01:30:57.000 What?

01:30:58.000 Nigga, five minutes is 30 minutes.

01:31:00.000 Five minutes is a long time.

01:31:01.000 Bro, I did it.

01:31:02.000 I did it with Hannibal.

01:31:03.000 No, you know what's fucked up?

01:31:05.000 Hannibal been hitting me up all week.

01:31:09.000 Actually, that was the first person that actually ever told me that I could ever do something in comedy.

01:31:15.000 Now I used to be, you know, my rap shit and do whatever.

01:31:18.000 And I would do festivals and out of nowhere, Hannibal Buress would just show up backstage.

01:31:25.000 So this ended up being my friend.

01:31:28.000 We're like, uh, boom.

01:31:29.000 Whenever no one, Hannibal always show up.

01:31:32.000 He's my friend.

01:31:33.000 But one day I was backstage and I was just talking shit.

01:31:37.000 And I was talking about, um, you play Mario Brothers, right?

01:31:42.000 Yeah, I have.

01:31:43.000 Yeah, Mario Brothers.

01:31:44.000 And I was just like, um, Mario's like a home invasion rapist.

01:31:51.000 He's a plumber.

01:31:54.000 Why is he kicking them castle doors down, stealing princesses?

01:31:59.000 When did you know princesses had anything to do with plumbers?

01:32:04.000 And then you remember back in our day, his name was King Cooper.

01:32:08.000 Really?

01:32:09.000 You remember King Cooper?

01:32:11.000 Mario Brothers was King Cooper?

01:32:13.000 The actual boss was King Cooper.

01:32:16.000 Oh, I never got that far.

01:32:18.000 But that's what I'm trying to tell you.

01:32:20.000 It got so weird that they had to change his name into be Bowser.

01:32:25.000 He's Bowser now.

01:32:27.000 Bowser.

01:32:27.000 Because they don't want to make you feel like...

01:32:29.000 Think about it.

01:32:30.000 Why is a plumber...

01:32:34.000 Kickin' in doors to castles, you gotta think, if you play Mario Bros.

01:32:37.000 3, you kill every kid he have.

01:32:41.000 You just kickin' doors, throwin' fireballs.

01:32:43.000 Bitch, boom, boom, boom, bitch, uh-uh, take this, uh-uh.

01:32:46.000 And then, you make it all the way to the princess, who said, this nigga named King Cooper, right?

01:32:54.000 She the princess.

01:32:56.000 You just a plumber.

01:32:59.000 You just kicking in those.

01:33:01.000 You killed every last kid he had.

01:33:04.000 And took his bitch.

01:33:06.000 The bitch never said she wanted to go with Mario.

01:33:10.000 Then his brother Luigi.

01:33:13.000 Luigi ain't had nothing to do with nothing.

01:33:17.000 If you play with Luigi, you can't beat no game with Luigi.

01:33:22.000 If you play Mario Brothers 2, like when you're picking the fucking rutabagas, that's what I call them.

01:33:29.000 Picking rutabagas, you throw them in.

01:33:32.000 Whatever.

01:33:32.000 But I'm just saying.

01:33:34.000 At the end of the day, Mario Brothers was home invasion rapists.

01:33:39.000 And they trained a lot of kids into a lot of shit that we weren't supposed to be into.

01:33:44.000 What do you think things like Modern Warfare, like when people are playing these Modern Warfare games?

01:33:50.000 See, I don't play any of those, Joe.

01:33:52.000 But do you think that people, when they play those games, like Urban Warfare games, they're very popular, right?

01:33:58.000 What's the big one?

01:33:59.000 No, a new one came out.

01:34:01.000 Yeah, Modern Warfare 2. So Modern Warfare is the big one, right?

01:34:04.000 Is there more than one of those?

01:34:06.000 There's another one, like Fortnite, similar style of game, but you're doing way different stuff the whole entire time.

01:34:12.000 But Modern Warfare is basically like you're at war.

01:34:14.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:34:16.000 What do I think?

01:34:17.000 I think you're gay.

01:34:19.000 Pfft!

01:34:23.000 No, no.

01:34:24.000 If you're gonna play games and shoot niggas and being fun, that's not fun to me.

01:34:29.000 My favorite video game that I play is Persona.

01:34:33.000 Persona?

01:34:34.000 What is that?

01:34:36.000 Shit.

01:34:38.000 It's about some teenage kids that went to school and the murder happened and we gotta figure out the murder.

01:34:45.000 Oh, so it's a puzzle game?

01:34:47.000 It's like 21 Jump Street.

01:34:50.000 This is it?

01:34:53.000 Oh, so it's like anime?

01:34:55.000 Yeah, it's so good.

01:34:57.000 Joker, that's Joker.

01:34:59.000 So you're like living, like you're playing the game as you're a character in this anime.

01:35:04.000 Yeah.

01:35:05.000 Oh.

01:35:06.000 It's so good.

01:35:07.000 That's cool.

01:35:08.000 And you only know the story unless you beat the game.

01:35:10.000 There's a lot of games now that you have to go on a journey.

01:35:13.000 If you got caught up into the story and you love the video game, it's going to make you beat the game to know what happens in the story.

01:35:21.000 Yeah.

01:35:21.000 So Joker.

01:35:22.000 But they've been making Joker look sexy as fuck.

01:35:26.000 They've been making look.

01:35:29.000 You got to do all type of shit.

01:35:30.000 Interesting.

01:35:33.000 There's a lot of games now where you're basically going on this hyper-realistic journey.

01:35:39.000 It's not as simple as just going and pressing things and shooting things.

01:35:43.000 No, no, no.

01:35:44.000 These games will take your life away.

01:35:46.000 The best games are those.

01:35:49.000 The best games are those.

01:35:50.000 That's what I would say.

01:35:52.000 Personas and...

01:35:53.000 I mean, I'm more so into sports games.

01:35:58.000 Sports games?

01:35:59.000 Yeah.

01:36:01.000 I'm...

01:36:04.000 NBA 2K. That's what I was just talking about with Hannibal.

01:36:07.000 NBA 2K is like the nigga version of the metaverse.

01:36:12.000 And we just don't know that yet.

01:36:14.000 They've been training us to get adapted to...

01:36:18.000 Oh, shit.

01:36:20.000 Metaverse.

01:36:21.000 They've been training us to get adapted to the metaverse.

01:36:24.000 Have you fucked with any VR? Have you done anything?

01:36:26.000 I've done all of it.

01:36:27.000 Yeah?

01:36:27.000 What do you think about it?

01:36:30.000 Um...

01:36:32.000 I might be too old for just having something on your head.

01:36:36.000 I mean, it's not actual what happens to content that I see.

01:36:40.000 It's just actual...

01:36:42.000 Having a thing over your face.

01:36:43.000 Do you think that as it gets lighter, it'll get more easy to accept?

01:36:46.000 Yeah, of course.

01:36:48.000 But as of right now, it's nothing.

01:36:51.000 That's not...

01:36:52.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:36:53.000 It's not interesting to you.

01:36:54.000 Yeah, putting that...

01:36:56.000 No, it's still fun.

01:36:57.000 I love VR. I've done all the VRs.

01:37:00.000 Bro, it's only one of the times the Batman VR. You played that?

01:37:04.000 No.

01:37:05.000 The Arkham?

01:37:06.000 Oh, bro.

01:37:06.000 You might love that.

01:37:07.000 I've only played a few VR things.

01:37:08.000 The things that are really good to me are the shadowboxing ones.

01:37:11.000 Because you're having a boxing match against this robot.

01:37:13.000 Just because you said that, play the Batman.

01:37:15.000 Yeah?

01:37:16.000 Batman on the...

01:37:17.000 Oh, you like do shit?

01:37:19.000 That's what made me...

01:37:19.000 That's what fucked me up on VR. That's why I don't fuck with it no more.

01:37:22.000 Because that was...

01:37:23.000 It got too deep.

01:37:24.000 Really?

01:37:24.000 I thought I was Batman.

01:37:27.000 They just put out Iron Man.

01:37:28.000 You can be Iron Man.

01:37:29.000 It's pretty cool.

01:37:30.000 Oh, wow.

01:37:31.000 It got too deep.

01:37:32.000 You put your hands back and you fly.

01:37:34.000 Oh, shit.

01:37:35.000 For three days.

01:37:36.000 I played, bro, for three days.

01:37:38.000 Oh, man.

01:37:39.000 I beat it in three days, but I thought I was Batman for them three days.

01:37:42.000 I'm talking about, so day number two, ain't no bitch could talk to me.

01:37:48.000 The first day when I started, it was like, ugh.

01:37:51.000 But day number two when I was fully fledged, nigga, I was Batman.

01:37:57.000 I love it.

01:37:59.000 That's the thing I love about video games, that I'd be able to escape into a whole other world, this and that.

01:38:08.000 But I think that's now where shit are starting to, with metaverses and shit is starting to collide a little bit.

01:38:19.000 It's definitely colliding.

01:38:22.000 That's inevitable.

01:38:23.000 That us going into some virtual world is inevitable.

01:38:26.000 And it's probably just a natural progression of what consciousness does when it can control technology to a certain point.

01:38:34.000 It probably gets to a certain point, then it creates an artificial technology.

01:38:37.000 Just how long is it going to take?

01:38:38.000 Is it going to take 100 years before we're all doing it?

01:38:41.000 Or 200 years?

01:38:42.000 But we're going to be plugged in like the fucking Matrix.

01:38:44.000 I think it's three years.

01:38:45.000 It might be.

01:38:45.000 I don't know.

01:38:46.000 And about three years is all metaverse.

01:38:49.000 But the Metaverse itself, I was reading something about how Meta's stock is down because of all this investment in the Metaverse, right?

01:38:58.000 Isn't that what's going on?

01:38:59.000 That could probably also be because their Metaverse is different from what everybody else wanted.

01:39:04.000 They're trying to make their own thing, the corporate version.

01:39:06.000 I just told y'all I was talking about with Hannibal.

01:39:09.000 The nigga version of Metaverse is NBA 2K. If you play NBA 2K, my nigga, bro, you make your own character.

01:39:18.000 Whatever basketball player you want to be, like I want to be 6'6", 250, I want to play for Orlando Magic.

01:39:27.000 Then you're on that team, then you're playing it like every day, like literally playing like...

01:39:34.000 What game they gotta play today?

01:39:35.000 Like, you're on it.

01:39:36.000 Like, to the point where you're mental.

01:39:38.000 Like, even now, like, I play 2K games, like, oh.

01:39:40.000 And I watch the real game that happened.

01:39:42.000 Like, ooh, I gotta play that game tonight.

01:39:45.000 Like, you get what I'm saying?

01:39:46.000 Like, real shit like that.

01:39:48.000 So...

01:39:49.000 They're so good right now and they're going to be so much better.

01:39:51.000 As addictive as they are now, imagine how addictive games are going to be in 20 years or 30 years.

01:39:57.000 Because 20 years ago, man, they were blocky looking.

01:40:01.000 I feel like they're going to figure it out.

01:40:04.000 It's going to be...

01:40:06.000 I mean, I don't even want to say what I want to say.

01:40:09.000 It's going to be real.

01:40:11.000 It's going to be real.

01:40:11.000 It's going to be like real life.

01:40:13.000 Like, it's going to be podcast video games.

01:40:17.000 And I'm not...

01:40:18.000 My mouth was in front of the mic the right time when I said what I had to say.

01:40:25.000 When you click the button, and that's what's...

01:40:28.000 Look, see, I'm giving them too much game.

01:40:33.000 To make a video.

01:40:34.000 I swear to God.

01:40:35.000 It could happen.

01:40:37.000 No, it could.

01:40:38.000 Nigga, it's going to.

01:40:39.000 Yes.

01:40:40.000 This game is popular.

01:40:41.000 The power wash simulator people would just power wash.

01:40:43.000 Oh, what are you talking about?

01:40:44.000 These are my homies.

01:40:46.000 This is my favorite game.

01:40:47.000 All you do is power washing things?

01:40:48.000 You clean stuff.

01:40:50.000 Let me throw this mic.

01:40:51.000 People love it.

01:40:52.000 Bro, you made this up.

01:40:54.000 You already know.

01:40:54.000 Hold up.

01:40:55.000 Joe.

01:40:56.000 Come on.

01:40:56.000 A job you would never want.

01:40:58.000 Joe.

01:40:59.000 Joe.

01:41:00.000 He already knew this.

01:41:02.000 This is all I've been talking about on my podcast for the past.

01:41:05.000 This is all I play.

01:41:06.000 Really?

01:41:06.000 The best game.

01:41:07.000 You play this?

01:41:08.000 Powerwise Simulator?

01:41:09.000 It's the best game, bro.

01:41:12.000 Of the year!

01:41:13.000 It's the best game of the year.

01:41:15.000 Oh my god.

01:41:15.000 Do you know how crazy that is, though?

01:41:16.000 Like, people do this?

01:41:17.000 They'll drive...

01:41:18.000 No!

01:41:18.000 They'll fake simulate drive a...

01:41:20.000 Go to my Twitter right now.

01:41:22.000 Powerwise Simulator.

01:41:23.000 Hit me up because I told them, like, bro...

01:41:25.000 How is, when I finish the entire level, and then it's like two, it's like two, it'd be like some dirt under the table.

01:41:32.000 Bro, there's a simulation of driving a truck down an empty highway.

01:41:36.000 What is wrong with people?

01:41:37.000 No.

01:41:38.000 People buy rigs.

01:41:39.000 Giant setups to do this at home.

01:41:42.000 I feel like you're a person that will get into a video and you love it.

01:41:45.000 Look, look at this.

01:41:46.000 Fireman simulator.

01:41:47.000 Fireman simulator?

01:41:48.000 Putting out fires?

01:41:49.000 So what is this?

01:41:50.000 The guy gets in the truck.

01:41:51.000 No, not fire.

01:41:53.000 Farming.

01:41:53.000 Oh, farming.

01:41:54.000 Farming.

01:41:55.000 We're building crops.

01:41:56.000 You're building your entire land.

01:41:58.000 Look at this.

01:41:59.000 It's not real.

01:42:00.000 Oh, it's trucking.

01:42:01.000 This is a truck simulator.

01:42:03.000 Yeah, fuck the truck simulator.

01:42:04.000 It's like the car, but...

01:42:05.000 Because they ain't got no lizard lots.

01:42:07.000 It's not about speed, it's about dropping shit off.

01:42:08.000 How is a truck simulator real with no lizard lots?

01:42:11.000 So is this...

01:42:12.000 Lot lizards, yeah.

01:42:13.000 Is this how they're teaching this guy to drive?

01:42:17.000 And I want to be honest, the video I just clicked, that could be this, but I was just trying to find someone's craziest simulator.

01:42:23.000 But no, I'm being able...

01:42:25.000 No, what we did, we just hopped on the...

01:42:28.000 It's simulators for everything.

01:42:29.000 Thief simulators.

01:42:31.000 Drug dealer simulators.

01:42:32.000 My favorite drug dealer simulator, like on your own dispensaries and shit.

01:42:37.000 You gotta be on dispensaries and...

01:42:39.000 Look, this is the video that we're playing, Joe.

01:42:41.000 I'm sorry.

01:42:41.000 I get it.

01:42:43.000 No.

01:42:44.000 Truck driver video games.

01:42:47.000 If you thought about a monotonous job.

01:42:50.000 More specifically than farming is Weed Farmer.

01:42:53.000 Weed Farmer is a Weed Farmer game with fake water.

01:42:56.000 But what's the original one?

01:42:57.000 The realest one is the airplane one.

01:43:00.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:01.000 Flight simulators are real.

01:43:02.000 Oh, you don't fuck with that?

01:43:04.000 I feel like that's some shit you'll fuck with.

01:43:06.000 I don't fuck with video games.

01:43:08.000 But Flight Simulator?

01:43:09.000 They get me too much.

01:43:10.000 You don't think you're gonna fuck with that?

01:43:11.000 I get addicted to them.

01:43:13.000 For some reason, I think that would be like, if I would think like who I'm selling this video game to.

01:43:19.000 To me?

01:43:20.000 That would be like flight simulator.

01:43:21.000 I would think it would be you.

01:43:22.000 Hinchcliffe does these.

01:43:24.000 Fuck no!

01:43:25.000 Yeah, he does.

01:43:26.000 Yeah, he knows a lot about it.

01:43:27.000 Like he was talking to a pilot about engines and all kinds of different things.

01:43:31.000 Part two, Tony, me and Tony, I got me and Tony.

01:43:33.000 Tony does these all the time, these flight simulators.

01:43:37.000 Yeah, he's really into it.

01:43:39.000 All right, all right.

01:43:39.000 I used to play this game called Quake.

01:43:41.000 It's like an online one-on-one video game.

01:43:45.000 You'd be finessing on Room Escape.

01:43:48.000 What's that?

01:43:48.000 What's Room Escape?

01:43:50.000 You mean Escape Room?

01:43:51.000 No.

01:43:52.000 No?

01:43:52.000 What's RuneScape?

01:43:53.000 It's a game?

01:43:55.000 What is it?

01:43:57.000 What is RuneScape?

01:43:57.000 Oh, RuneScape.

01:43:59.000 Oh, so this is like some fantasy type shit?

01:44:02.000 We're gonna stop.

01:44:02.000 I'm gonna cast a spell on you.

01:44:04.000 Come on, can we stop?

01:44:05.000 Look at this.

01:44:05.000 You thought I would be into this?

01:44:07.000 You thought I would be into this?

01:44:08.000 Let's get back into real life.

01:44:09.000 Now I'm insulted.

01:44:09.000 I was fine until now.

01:44:11.000 Now I'm like, what the fuck happened?

01:44:12.000 RuneScape?

01:44:13.000 Yeah, what is that?

01:44:14.000 Bro, these niggas been finessing and been making so much money off RuneScape for years.

01:44:19.000 Oh, I'm sure.

01:44:20.000 People make money off all kinds of things.

01:44:22.000 That's not cool.

01:44:25.000 For real.

01:44:26.000 No, I'm being honest.

01:44:27.000 That's not cool, man.

01:44:30.000 The RuneScape with how it happens with video games.

01:44:33.000 I'm sure it's awesome.

01:44:34.000 No.

01:44:36.000 See, that's the thing.

01:44:37.000 I wish I was on the other side of the fence.

01:44:40.000 Yeah, let me get some of that.

01:44:43.000 Why do you wish you were on the other side of the fence?

01:44:45.000 Because I ain't getting none of that RuneScape money!

01:44:47.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.

01:44:49.000 So RuneScape is just super popular.

01:44:50.000 But it's a game you love?

01:44:51.000 Do you like it?

01:44:55.000 Why would you think I'd be playing it then?

01:44:57.000 You're shaking your head no.

01:44:59.000 Somebody, I thought he was a RuneScape type man.

01:45:01.000 For some reason.

01:45:02.000 No, I ain't gonna lie.

01:45:03.000 I'm sorry.

01:45:04.000 I get scared of those...

01:45:05.000 Is that like a role-playing game?

01:45:08.000 Is that what that is?

01:45:11.000 Don't cut this out, because I feel like people will know, but like, damn, they will get what I'm talking about.

01:45:15.000 Like, damn, Joe seems like a runescape type of nigga.

01:45:18.000 It's like a little bit of like a World of Warcraft kind of thing.

01:45:23.000 Those games are insanely addictive for people.

01:45:28.000 Those World of Warcraft games, or what was the other one that existed, the big one before that?

01:45:33.000 Starcraft?

01:45:34.000 That's not like it, is it?

01:45:35.000 Yeah, but Starcraft is more like a strategy.

01:45:37.000 Starcraft is coming next, right?

01:45:39.000 But there was another game that Duncan got sucked into.

01:45:43.000 Was it World of Warcraft?

01:45:45.000 No.

01:45:45.000 Runescape?

01:45:46.000 Duncan got addicted hard to one of those fantasy games, where you're like...

01:45:53.000 Like, there's a lot of other people, and you're doing tasks together and shit, and you're in the forest with elves and shit.

01:46:02.000 What's the switch?

01:46:05.000 StarCraft, yeah.

01:46:05.000 I guess that's what he was playing, I think.

01:46:07.000 Is that what he was playing?

01:46:09.000 No, man.

01:46:10.000 Animal Crossing.

01:46:11.000 I know he played World of Warcraft, too.

01:46:13.000 Is it Animal Crossing?

01:46:15.000 I just feel like there was a game that was like, maybe it's World of Warcraft.

01:46:19.000 I don't remember which one it was, but it was one of the first of those games where people just kind of lost their life to.

01:46:25.000 There was a dude who was the manager of the comedy store, and this dude's face was pale.

01:46:31.000 What is it?

01:46:32.000 It's like Duncan playing it.

01:46:33.000 Yeah, well, he definitely has played StarCraft.

01:46:35.000 Yeah, so...

01:46:36.000 No, StarCraft's not...

01:46:38.000 God, there was another game, man.

01:46:39.000 It's on the tip of my tongue.

01:46:40.000 Anyway, this dude brings...

01:46:42.000 League of Legends or some shit?

01:46:43.000 No.

01:46:43.000 Fuck, I don't remember.

01:46:45.000 But it was just...

01:46:46.000 He was so sad.

01:46:47.000 He was so addicted.

01:46:48.000 And he was like, I'm so good at making money in the game and so bad at doing it in real life.

01:46:54.000 I'm like, that's crazy.

01:46:55.000 No, but that's the thing.

01:46:55.000 These niggas have been selling CS gold skins and shit.

01:46:58.000 These niggas have been millionaires on video games.

01:47:01.000 Yeah.

01:47:02.000 Right.

01:47:03.000 It's scary.

01:47:04.000 You can sell some of the stuff that you earn in the game, right?

01:47:06.000 With real money.

01:47:08.000 It's scary.

01:47:09.000 Yeah, that's pretty wild.

01:47:12.000 See, the thing is for me in video games, a lot of people look at me like I'm a super gamer, but I play their games in a sense to review them.

01:47:21.000 Oh, really?

01:47:22.000 Yeah.

01:47:22.000 Just to review them?

01:47:23.000 Yeah.

01:47:24.000 I play games because I don't want to tell people that I think something is trash that I didn't have nothing to do with.

01:47:30.000 So I would play like...

01:47:32.000 Everybody be like, oh, it's your type.

01:47:34.000 I play and be like, I will tell you what.

01:47:37.000 Right now, the new game, I can't even think of the name of it.

01:47:42.000 But the game is, it's an independent game.

01:47:44.000 But the whole game is about starting your own cult.

01:47:51.000 So you start your cult and you know, so the whole shit is about, you know, running a cult.

01:47:58.000 So that's the whole new video game I'm into.

01:48:02.000 I don't, you know, if you think like Modern Warfare, Call of Duty type thing, inspires people to shoot people.

01:48:08.000 I wonder if like starting a cult would inspire people to start a cult.

01:48:12.000 This is it?

01:48:12.000 Honey, I joined a cult.

01:48:13.000 Yeah.

01:48:14.000 Cults 101. This is the game you're playing?

01:48:15.000 Yeah.

01:48:16.000 Oh my god.

01:48:18.000 It's so good.

01:48:20.000 How many people that are in a cult think they're in a cult?

01:48:23.000 No one.

01:48:24.000 Part two, I want to start a cult.

01:48:26.000 Do you?

01:48:27.000 Yeah.

01:48:27.000 Where would you do it?

01:48:29.000 I feel like New Mexico's your spot.

01:48:32.000 Oh, where would I do it?

01:48:33.000 Detroit!

01:48:34.000 Detroit?

01:48:35.000 Yeah, if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

01:48:38.000 I want no weak bitches in my cult.

01:48:40.000 Yeah, you want cold weather cults.

01:48:42.000 But no, when I think about it, I could have started a fucking cult in Detroit.

01:48:46.000 Them bitches don't care.

01:48:48.000 What would you base your cult on?

01:48:52.000 Sex.

01:48:56.000 What you bitchy gonna do?

01:48:57.000 But what's the trick?

01:48:58.000 How do you get him to join?

01:48:59.000 Like space shit?

01:49:01.000 Spiritual?

01:49:02.000 What are you going with?

01:49:04.000 Who gonna get the dick?

01:49:07.000 I mean, how hard you gonna work for it?

01:49:09.000 I mean, if some bitchy be like, oh, you gonna let me pee on you?

01:49:13.000 Oh boy.

01:49:14.000 Oh yeah.

01:49:16.000 Jesus.

01:49:19.000 So the pee on bitches.

01:49:21.000 Maybe you should start your own game.

01:49:23.000 No, this is the game.

01:49:25.000 See, this is before me, before I was a one-woman man.

01:49:29.000 I get it.

01:49:30.000 I love my girl.

01:49:31.000 But this video game thing, like this cult thing you do, at least it's like cartoony, right?

01:49:37.000 It looks cartoony.

01:49:38.000 Oh, yeah.

01:49:38.000 See, that's that one thing about it.

01:49:40.000 It's not realistic.

01:49:42.000 That would be a creepy fucking game if you started a realistic cult.

01:49:47.000 But they all lead to people fucking, right?

01:49:50.000 Is there ever a cult that doesn't?

01:49:52.000 See, this is where it comes with me.

01:49:55.000 I think that's the only thing that's funny.

01:49:57.000 People fucking?

01:49:59.000 I mean, how do you make jokes about shit?

01:50:02.000 See, that's where I'm at with comedy.

01:50:04.000 Like, I know I make rap songs and shit.

01:50:07.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:50:09.000 I don't know.

01:50:10.000 See, the thing is about making rap songs and shit is like, you can be as cool as you want with rap songs, but it's cool as hell to rhyme words.

01:50:21.000 Yes, it is.

01:50:22.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:50:23.000 Yes.

01:50:24.000 Like, you can rhyme words that sound cool and it's just like, you know, it not have nothing to do with fucking comedy or nothing, but it's funny.

01:50:33.000 Yeah.

01:50:35.000 And so now you're telling me to get on stage and be funny without the rhyming funny words.

01:50:43.000 Yeah, but you're already doing it when you're doing your podcast.

01:50:46.000 You're telling funny stories.

01:50:48.000 Because I tell stories and shit, but...

01:50:52.000 I don't know.

01:50:53.000 What do you mean you don't know?

01:50:54.000 I'm just scared.

01:50:55.000 But you don't have to do it.

01:50:56.000 If you don't have to do it tonight, if you want to do it in the future, you can prepare for it.

01:51:00.000 No, see, the thing is about it with me.

01:51:04.000 I've been a rapper my entire life.

01:51:07.000 And that was, God told me, oh, you're going to be a rapper.

01:51:12.000 Try to be a rapper and try my best to be a rapper and rap as much as I could.

01:51:18.000 But who knows?

01:51:19.000 If I grew up in fucking some weird suburb and I wasn't a black nigga and rap wasn't just a thing around me, would I have been doing comedy?

01:51:32.000 Would I have been playing the guitar?

01:51:35.000 Or shit like that, so I feel like when they talk about 100 hours, I only think I'm good at rapping because I did 100 hours.

01:51:44.000 You mean like 10,000 hours?

01:51:46.000 Oh yeah, the 10,000 hours, my bad.

01:51:47.000 100 hours, everybody's like, damn, that's all it takes?

01:51:50.000 Yeah, but 10,000 hours.

01:51:52.000 Oh, I definitely did over 10,000 hours when it comes to rap.

01:51:56.000 Don't you think that's the case with anything?

01:51:58.000 I think that's probably the case with everything, to get good at it.

01:52:02.000 You gotta really put in time.

01:52:04.000 So, that's what we're talking about.

01:52:06.000 That's what we're talking about.

01:52:07.000 Yeah.

01:52:08.000 But I think you have a head start, because I think some of your hours already count.

01:52:12.000 So...

01:52:12.000 It's like you're transferring your education from a different school.

01:52:15.000 So, me doing this podcast, I'm going to do the podcast, and then just hanging around with someone, Tom.

01:52:19.000 Like, Tom, I look up to him as, like, you.

01:52:24.000 I look at y'all guys, like, in a total different light.

01:52:28.000 And then y'all be like, oh, you can do this shit.

01:52:30.000 You can do this shit.

01:52:32.000 And be like...

01:52:34.000 It scares me a little bit, man.

01:52:35.000 It's supposed to scare you.

01:52:37.000 It's supposed to scare you.

01:52:38.000 Because you want to do it well.

01:52:41.000 And you got to look at it like this.

01:52:43.000 Let's just say, I'm being a rapper.

01:52:47.000 I haven't had the most rap career.

01:52:49.000 I don't get Grammys.

01:52:53.000 I don't sell records.

01:52:55.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:52:57.000 Every album I put out has sold less records every time.

01:53:03.000 And then you know why is that?

01:53:05.000 Why?

01:53:06.000 Because I never...

01:53:06.000 You know how they say, like, a person, like, if you don't change anything that you do, you're, like, retarded.

01:53:14.000 Like, insane.

01:53:16.000 Like, every album that I made is the same album in some sense.

01:53:20.000 But I'm just tinkering with what I thought was bad the last album and just trying to make a better album with every album.

01:53:30.000 So I'm not...

01:53:32.000 Going over means.

01:53:34.000 You know?

01:53:35.000 I'm just trying to beat what I did last time.

01:53:38.000 Right.

01:53:38.000 And I do it every time.

01:53:39.000 Which is great.

01:53:41.000 So what are you trying to say?

01:53:43.000 That's not enough.

01:53:44.000 That's not enough.

01:53:45.000 Why is that?

01:53:47.000 In the world of rap music we'll be dealing with.

01:53:52.000 You know?

01:53:53.000 I gave you that whole theory of that.

01:53:56.000 No, I get the theory.

01:53:57.000 I'm the Patrice O'Neill of this rap shit.

01:53:59.000 Can you be independent as a rap artist now?

01:54:03.000 Is it possible to not be involved in a record deal with a company?

01:54:07.000 Yeah.

01:54:07.000 If you believe in yourself that much, but we need the money from the record companies to make us keep going.

01:54:13.000 So that's what the record companies are doing.

01:54:15.000 They're providing the initial investment that gets you going.

01:54:19.000 Yeah.

01:54:20.000 So, but at the end of the day, when they give you that initial investment, all they do is just tie you in.

01:54:25.000 So let's put it like this.

01:54:27.000 Okay, Danny Brown.

01:54:30.000 No one, I didn't have a record deal.

01:54:32.000 I made all this shit off my own shit, boom.

01:54:34.000 Made one of the illegal rap albums.

01:54:37.000 I get all the craziest.

01:54:40.000 Because my whole shit was about reviews.

01:54:43.000 You feel me?

01:54:44.000 It's not what people say about when you go on Metacritic.

01:54:48.000 And you see all the reviews add up.

01:54:50.000 What that review add up?

01:54:51.000 So my whole shit was about as long as I get a high score in Metacritic and, you know, whatever.

01:54:58.000 Just as long as I get high.

01:54:59.000 I don't have to sell records.

01:55:02.000 Because 10 years, 20 years, whatever.

01:55:05.000 Motherfucker can die, and they're going to Google what was the best reviewed albums in 2022, and they're going to see Danny Brown.

01:55:12.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:55:12.000 Shit like that.

01:55:14.000 So my whole shit was that, and I did that, and...

01:55:19.000 I don't know.

01:55:24.000 So were you saying that you're like...

01:55:27.000 Does it concern you, the amount of time that you'd have to do stand-up for to get good at it?

01:55:31.000 No!

01:55:33.000 No, I told you what.

01:55:34.000 My whole point is, I know I have to bomb.

01:55:36.000 Right.

01:55:37.000 And I bombed...

01:55:38.000 A little bit.

01:55:38.000 I bombed so long we're doing rap music.

01:55:41.000 Yeah, but I don't know if you have to bomb.

01:55:43.000 You just have to figure it out.

01:55:44.000 Like, I think you have a giant advantage.

01:55:46.000 But see, this thing is what it was, Joe.

01:55:49.000 I thought about that, and I was like, man, yeah...

01:55:53.000 No, I don't want to go through that.

01:55:54.000 But then I thought about it in another world.

01:55:57.000 I'm like, who else get this chance?

01:56:00.000 If you think you can do it, you can do it.

01:56:03.000 No, but who else get this chance?

01:56:05.000 Like, you can be a rapper.

01:56:08.000 And a lot of times I think about me being a rapper.

01:56:11.000 Is that just because the environment that I grew up in?

01:56:15.000 Who says I was a rapper?

01:56:17.000 I just literally lived in fucking the hood, and that was the coolest shit to do.

01:56:23.000 I could do comedy then, but it wasn't a cool thing to push comedy for me at that.

01:56:28.000 Right.

01:56:29.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:56:29.000 But everybody was cool with me being a rapper, so...

01:56:32.000 Do you think if there was comedy, if it was a cool thing to do comedy, you would do that?

01:56:36.000 Yes.

01:56:37.000 100%.

01:56:38.000 There you go.

01:56:39.000 100%.

01:56:39.000 Because even...

01:56:40.000 It got to the point where I remember...

01:56:43.000 You know when your teacher asks you what you want to be when you grow up type shit?

01:56:47.000 Yeah.

01:56:47.000 And I would say a rap.

01:56:48.000 I want to be a rapper.

01:56:50.000 And the class would laugh at me.

01:56:52.000 So it got to the point where I stopped saying I want to be a rapper.

01:56:55.000 And I would say I want to be a stand-up comedian.

01:56:57.000 And the class didn't laugh at me no more.

01:56:59.000 But then the teacher would ask me to do stand-up comedian shit.

01:57:04.000 And I didn't have.

01:57:06.000 Because I remember one time the teacher asked me, we had like a...

01:57:10.000 You know, like a holiday program we gotta put on for this shit.

01:57:20.000 You know, like a Christmas program and shit.

01:57:22.000 Yeah.

01:57:22.000 And I had like a poetry thing that I was gonna do in this shit.

01:57:29.000 And I remember just reading this shit, and I was like, man, this shit, whack.

01:57:33.000 Like, I can rap.

01:57:34.000 Like, I knew me to myself, like, reading the poems and shit.

01:57:37.000 Like, I can rap.

01:57:38.000 Like, I can make some ill shit way better than this.

01:57:42.000 So instead of me, like, so when we would...

01:57:44.000 And I had to do the poems.

01:57:46.000 Instead of me doing the actual poems I was supposed to do, I just started just doing random raps.

01:57:51.000 And then the whole class, like, the school, everybody, like...

01:57:55.000 They just went nuts.

01:57:56.000 Like, oh, like, applauding for me and shit.

01:58:00.000 And I was like, damn, you know, like, that's probably what I should be doing then.

01:58:04.000 Like, I'd probably be a rapper.

01:58:05.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:58:06.000 So I just kept just rapping.

01:58:09.000 Like, even then, like, I was, um, I rapped the entire time.

01:58:13.000 Like, I would go to school, like, being in, like, middle school, like, sixth grade or whatever the fuck.

01:58:17.000 No one knew I rapped.

01:58:18.000 It'd be always one kid that'd pop up and try to, like, rap and, like, be a rapper.

01:58:24.000 And they'd be like, ugh.

01:58:25.000 And I'd just be, like, just sitting in a corner to myself, like, and this would be, like, my time to shine.

01:58:30.000 And I would fucking just buy them every time.

01:58:34.000 But from that one day, it would make me the most popular kid in school instantly.

01:58:39.000 Yeah.

01:58:40.000 Instantly.

01:58:41.000 Literally happened, like, Bro, I did every year in school.

01:58:48.000 Like, I literally shut up the whole year.

01:58:50.000 One time, some rapping came up.

01:58:52.000 I bust a rap, and then the whole entire school looked at me different.

01:58:56.000 How many kids in your grade tried rapping?

01:59:00.000 Probably, like, three or four of us.

01:59:02.000 Because I actually learned how to write a rap was from one of my, like, a kid, Kevin Willis.

01:59:10.000 Shouts out Kevin Willis.

01:59:11.000 He had all the hockey jerseys.

01:59:13.000 Can you imagine that?

01:59:15.000 No niggas, we don't watch hockey.

01:59:18.000 But this nigga would show up on some throwback shit.

01:59:21.000 He had all the illegal hockey jerseys.

01:59:23.000 But his brother rapped.

01:59:25.000 And his brother used to rap in his notebook.

01:59:28.000 And one day, he showed me his notebook.

01:59:30.000 And I saw the format of how he wrote rap.

01:59:35.000 And you want to hear the fucked up part about it?

01:59:37.000 It's kind of like comedy.

01:59:39.000 Because it's all about stand-up.

01:59:40.000 It's all about set-up, set-up, punchline.

01:59:42.000 Set-up, set-up, punchline.

01:59:44.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:59:46.000 You set up, set up.

01:59:48.000 So I learned that from that.

01:59:51.000 That's why even when y'all talk about comedy, like, I can do it.

01:59:55.000 I just don't, you know, I'm just, you know, I'm just being a bitch-ass nigga about it.

02:00:00.000 Because I know I can do it.

02:00:01.000 It's like everything else, Danny Brown.

02:00:03.000 Before you've done it, you get scared of it.

02:00:05.000 And then you do it, and you realize, oh, maybe I can get better at this.

02:00:08.000 And then you keep doing it.

02:00:09.000 It's like everything else.

02:00:11.000 You know, you can't...

02:00:13.000 You can get paralysis by analysis.

02:00:16.000 No, the thing about it...

02:00:17.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:00:18.000 I'm doing it.

02:00:19.000 Okay, good.

02:00:20.000 I'm doing it.

02:00:21.000 There's no...

02:00:21.000 The only reason why I... I mean...

02:00:26.000 Just make sure you time it out to five minutes.

02:00:27.000 I feel...

02:00:28.000 Don't go over.

02:00:29.000 Don't go less.

02:00:30.000 No, I want to type out.

02:00:31.000 You can do it.

02:00:32.000 But no...

02:00:32.000 The only reason...

02:00:33.000 I'm not saying the only reason, but...

02:00:35.000 I don't think too many people get as lucky as me.

02:00:40.000 And it's to me to fucking take care of the blessings and really appreciate them and go hard with it.

02:00:47.000 Because a rapper...

02:00:48.000 Bro, rapping is like literally selling dope.

02:00:51.000 It's like what?

02:00:52.000 Selling dope.

02:00:53.000 You might get five years at max.

02:00:57.000 Becoming a rapper?

02:00:58.000 Like how?

02:00:59.000 How long do you think it's gonna be hot?

02:01:01.000 You might got five years max.

02:01:04.000 For me to fucking push my five years...

02:01:07.000 Because I was the hot rapper for five years, and I did that.

02:01:11.000 And I was able to push it to start hanging with y'all niggas and do comedy shit.

02:01:15.000 And then it kind of like pressed it here and there to where it wasn't like no dick riding shit.

02:01:22.000 To where it looked like I was trying to like...

02:01:24.000 You saw me learn into this situation of this.

02:01:29.000 To where I got the fucking podcast with time though.

02:01:32.000 So if you watch me as being a Danny Brown fan, you super watched my whole progression of this shit to get to here.

02:01:39.000 Yeah.

02:01:40.000 You get what I'm saying?

02:01:40.000 So it's not a big deal.

02:01:42.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:01:44.000 The people that are super fans of me, they get this shit and they do it, they're like, oh, this is what he supposed to be doing.

02:01:50.000 This nigga been like, bro, this nigga been fighting for this.

02:01:53.000 You get what I'm saying?

02:01:54.000 So for me being here talking shit is like, bro, I supposed to be here doing this shit.

02:01:59.000 The only thing I don't understand is just because I think I love the writing aspect.

02:02:07.000 To what part?

02:02:08.000 In anything.

02:02:09.000 But what do you mean?

02:02:10.000 What don't you understand about it?

02:02:12.000 You said the only thing I don't understand, I like the writing aspect.

02:02:15.000 Because the shit you write don't necessarily mean you can go on stage and it can be funny.

02:02:20.000 Yeah, but it's an idea.

02:02:23.000 And then you work it out on stage.

02:02:25.000 Yeah, no, no.

02:02:25.000 That's what I learned.

02:02:26.000 But sometimes you don't.

02:02:28.000 Sometimes you write it out.

02:02:28.000 No, no, that's what I learned.

02:02:29.000 You have to go and just work it.

02:02:32.000 And then that will turn into something else.

02:02:34.000 Sometimes.

02:02:34.000 And that will turn into something else.

02:02:35.000 Sometimes you write something and it's good right away.

02:02:38.000 It doesn't make any sense.

02:02:39.000 So you gotta see me.

02:02:40.000 Creativity is very...

02:02:41.000 I'm super green as fuck.

02:02:42.000 I'm sure you are.

02:02:43.000 I'm a motherfucker that's...

02:02:45.000 Danny, you don't have to explain this to me.

02:02:46.000 Oh, yeah.

02:02:47.000 It's okay.

02:02:48.000 But I'm only taking it serious because...

02:02:52.000 Look, you.

02:02:54.000 Time.

02:02:54.000 Like, people that I really respect with this comedy shit, they're like, no, you can do this shit.

02:02:58.000 Yeah.

02:02:59.000 And it's like, bro, like, I would be retarded not to try.

02:03:04.000 Not to say retarded.

02:03:04.000 I'm sorry.

02:03:05.000 It's okay.

02:03:05.000 We've said that a bunch of times already.

02:03:07.000 I know.

02:03:08.000 And I hate to say that, but you know what?

02:03:11.000 That's just like an enormous thing for me.

02:03:12.000 Your writing thing is not much different than any other kind of writing.

02:03:16.000 It's just expressing your thoughts and getting it down on print and just put it in on a computer and And it really is a lot of it is about the time spent thinking about the subjects that when you're writing you have to think about these subjects like a lot of people like to write in their head which is great too but when you write when you're looking at a piece of paper or when you're looking at a screen and you're typing now you're really thinking about it and it's extra time thinking about it.

02:03:40.000 Do you know how easy it is to write a rap?

02:03:42.000 It's four punchlines.

02:03:45.000 You understand what I'm saying?

02:03:46.000 So let's just say if I come up with Four punchlines.

02:03:50.000 I told you.

02:03:51.000 Right.

02:03:51.000 So let's just say I'm hanging out.

02:03:53.000 Any boom day, I just write, I hear punchlines.

02:03:56.000 Your bitch suck my dick like a Klondike.

02:03:59.000 Let's say if I had that line.

02:04:01.000 Right.

02:04:01.000 Your bitch suck my dick like a Klondike.

02:04:03.000 I write four lines, three lines that come up with that, and then that's the fourth line because that's the big line.

02:04:08.000 So...

02:04:19.000 That's common.

02:04:19.000 If you think about it, so all I gotta do is have these, all I gotta do is figure out four punchlines.

02:04:25.000 And I have a verse.

02:04:27.000 16 bars of verse.

02:04:30.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:04:32.000 So I would come up with these four lines, write these punchlines.

02:04:36.000 It don't matter what the song is to it, I will figure these out.

02:04:40.000 I'm going to figure it out.

02:04:42.000 Now what we're coming to realize is like, that's what stand-up comedy is.

02:04:47.000 So the entire time where I thought I was being a rapper and I was writing raps, I was lightly writing...

02:04:54.000 Because that's not...

02:04:55.000 When I talk to other rappers, they don't write raps like that.

02:04:58.000 They're like, nigga, are you retarded?

02:05:02.000 No, they're like, nigga, I just don't...

02:05:03.000 You were writing stand-up.

02:05:04.000 You were doing stand-up rap.

02:05:06.000 I was doing stand-up the entire time, and I didn't realize it.

02:05:10.000 All I wrote was punch...

02:05:12.000 Bro, I got up off the bed today.

02:05:15.000 Like last night, if I hear a punchline, like there's something that I think is funny to myself.

02:05:20.000 And I'm like, I gotta write that down.

02:05:22.000 And last night it was, um, I was talking to them about it before the last podcast.

02:05:28.000 It was deviled eggs.

02:05:30.000 Deviled eggs?

02:05:31.000 Bro!

02:05:33.000 That's the most, I get why they call it deviled eggs.

02:05:36.000 Deviled eggs!

02:05:37.000 Now me, I'm a person that loves eggs.

02:05:39.000 I'm a, you gotta get your protein however you can get it.

02:05:43.000 But, alright, we were talking about abortions and this and that.

02:05:47.000 So these niggas, I'm just saying, it's an egg.

02:05:50.000 Okay, it's not fertilized.

02:05:52.000 But they took you, they scrambled you up, then put you back into the mix, then fed you the next.

02:06:00.000 This is like the most, like, gruesome shit you can do to anybody.

02:06:05.000 It's a double egg, man.

02:06:07.000 You gonna tell me, bro, if you take my shell...

02:06:10.000 You take me, all my skin, and you're going to take all this, throw some mayonnaise and some...

02:06:16.000 Do you know that deviled eggs are eggs that are not fertilized?

02:06:21.000 This is not like a logical premise, because those eggs aren't fertilized.

02:06:25.000 They can never become a chicken.

02:06:30.000 A fertilized egg is an egg when the rooster fucks the hen, and then the egg could become a person.

02:06:35.000 The egg is just a piece of protein.

02:06:37.000 It's never going to be a living organism.

02:06:39.000 Joe, how does this change the situation?

02:06:42.000 Because you're talking about gruesomely turning up what it means to be you.

02:06:47.000 It's a dead baby.

02:06:48.000 Any way it goes.

02:06:49.000 No, no, no.

02:06:49.000 It's not a dead baby.

02:06:50.000 It has zero potential to be a baby.

02:06:52.000 It's never impregnated.

02:06:55.000 They lay eggs every day.

02:06:57.000 I have chickens.

02:06:59.000 So, eating deviled eggs?

02:07:01.000 They're building a chicken coop in my house right now.

02:07:03.000 Eating deviled eggs is not bad.

02:07:04.000 It's nothing.

02:07:05.000 It's like free protein.

02:07:07.000 I hate you, man.

02:07:09.000 Sorry.

02:07:11.000 Sorry.

02:07:12.000 But that's what an egg is.

02:07:13.000 But can I get my bit?

02:07:15.000 That bit's not going to work.

02:07:18.000 It's okay.

02:07:19.000 It's okay.

02:07:20.000 I get what you're going for.

02:07:21.000 And if it really was you were eating babies, it makes sense.

02:07:24.000 But most people know that that's not really what's going on.

02:07:28.000 All right.

02:07:29.000 You know what I mean?

02:07:29.000 It's like one of them things where someone has to...

02:07:31.000 But see, that's why you need a ghostwriter.

02:07:32.000 Yes.

02:07:33.000 Well, you need someone, like, to consult with.

02:07:35.000 You know, sometimes you have some funny ideas and you don't realize that it's not logical.

02:07:40.000 Sometimes it don't have to be logical.

02:07:41.000 Maybe a lot of people don't know.

02:07:43.000 Yeah, no, you're right, you're right.

02:07:44.000 Sometimes it don't have to be logical, but...

02:07:45.000 Yeah.

02:07:46.000 Yeah, yeah, that was the one I thought was really funny.

02:07:49.000 Well, Danny Brown, we're gonna work on some stuff then.

02:07:51.000 We're gonna go over some of your material.

02:07:53.000 We're gonna come up with a fucking game plan in five minutes tonight.

02:07:56.000 You're gonna go up there...

02:07:57.000 Don't tell me that, because I'm really serious about it.

02:07:59.000 Why would I not tell you that?

02:08:00.000 No, no, I'm really, because...

02:08:02.000 Also, I'm serious about it.

02:08:03.000 No, because...

02:08:04.000 I don't know, man.

02:08:06.000 I think...

02:08:06.000 I think comedy is like a...

02:08:10.000 Like I said, it's kind of gatekeepy.

02:08:12.000 And the last thing they want to see is a nigga like me.

02:08:16.000 That's not true.

02:08:17.000 That was a rapper.

02:08:17.000 If you're funny.

02:08:18.000 Come out of nowhere.

02:08:19.000 If you're funny.

02:08:19.000 And get good at this shit and then blow and then be fired.

02:08:23.000 I don't think, like, Danny, you can't think like this.

02:08:26.000 No, I don't care.

02:08:27.000 I don't give a fuck.

02:08:27.000 But you're saying it over and over and over again.

02:08:29.000 Like, who gives a fuck about that?

02:08:30.000 Oh, because I've been through it.

02:08:31.000 But don't.

02:08:32.000 Those gate...

02:08:33.000 Whoever's gatekeeping comedy, they're not good.

02:08:35.000 No, I've kind of been through it.

02:08:36.000 Maybe that's what it is.

02:08:36.000 Most comedians, most comedians, if you're killing it, would be happy.

02:08:41.000 They would laugh.

02:08:42.000 They would think this is great.

02:08:43.000 Danny Brown's fucking hilarious.

02:08:45.000 So that's what we hope for.

02:08:46.000 I hope for that too.

02:08:49.000 Because...

02:08:50.000 I mean, I love making music.

02:08:53.000 But...

02:08:54.000 You should be professionally Danny Brown.

02:08:56.000 I would love to be able to make music without any...

02:09:01.000 Thinking about making any money from it.

02:09:05.000 Yeah.

02:09:06.000 Or something like that.

02:09:06.000 Or even doing comedy.

02:09:08.000 Yeah.

02:09:08.000 Like when I can get to the point in my life where...

02:09:11.000 Because that's where it's at now.

02:09:13.000 You know?

02:09:14.000 Yeah.

02:09:14.000 Like, I have to do shit.

02:09:15.000 Yeah.

02:09:16.000 To fucking support myself.

02:09:18.000 And I wish I didn't have that.

02:09:21.000 Right, you wish you could just do whatever you enjoy and then make money off of it.

02:09:24.000 Ain't that everybody else.

02:09:25.000 So I can't sit around and act like it's not a big deal.

02:09:28.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:09:29.000 Yeah.

02:09:29.000 Danny, I gotta wrap this up.

02:09:31.000 So let's close this out.

02:09:33.000 Oh yeah, thank you.

02:09:33.000 My pleasure.

02:09:34.000 Tell everybody all your social media shit.

02:09:36.000 Oh, xDanny, xBrownX.

02:09:38.000 That's on my Twitters and fucking Instagrams or whatever the fuck is that.

02:09:42.000 Also, I have a, writing a book.

02:09:45.000 The book will be coming soon.

02:09:47.000 I suck to be on fucking Joe Rogan and have nothing to sell.

02:09:53.000 But that's the real shit, I guess.

02:09:55.000 You know, shout out, man.

02:09:57.000 Joe, man.

02:09:57.000 Thank you for having me on here, man.

02:09:59.000 It's fun, man.

02:10:00.000 Thanks for being on, brother.

02:10:01.000 We're going to have fun tonight.

02:10:02.000 All right.

02:10:03.000 My man.

02:10:03.000 Danny Brown, ladies and gentlemen.

02:10:04.000 I'm with you, nigga.

02:10:05.000 Woo!

02:10:05.000 Bye, everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - November 23, 2022

Joe Rogan Experience #1902 - Danny Brown

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