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00:03:30.000As I was saying before, I got so rudely interrupted with my own shenanigans.
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00:03:45.000Oh, people have been asking us, are we sponsored by Alienware?
00:03:48.000There was a thread where people were saying that you say you only have two sponsors, but it seems like you have three now.
00:03:59.000Alienware hooked us up and our sponsor is Sucker Punch Entertainment.
00:04:06.000So the story behind it is I wanted to switch to Alienware computers because Because Alienware computers are supporting a lot of MMA fighters.
00:04:20.000There's a lot of guys that are getting sponsored by Alienware.
00:04:23.000And I think that's awesome that a huge company like Dell has the balls to do something like that.
00:04:28.000And so I looked for a way to do a deal with Alienware computers.
00:04:35.000But the way we're doing it is I'm doing a deal through Sucker Punch Entertainment.
00:04:40.000So that is the answer to that question.
00:04:42.000And it's primarily to support a company that supports MMA fighters.
00:04:47.000And I think that's a good thing for all of us.
00:04:49.000And if it takes me an extra 15 seconds on a podcast to do that, I would like to do that.
00:04:56.000Because I think it's one of the coolest things that we can do as consumers is support companies that support the things that we enjoy, the things that we like.
00:05:06.000Especially companies that take a chance on MMA, which of course is a very big passion of mine.
00:05:14.000So, that's the answer to that question.
00:06:12.000I can do everything with these fucking things.
00:06:15.000And when you do kettlebells, you get like a functional strength that I never felt that I got from regular lifting.
00:06:22.000From regular lifting, like when you isolate things, like isolate triceps and isolate biceps, a lot of times that can lead to injury, especially bicep tears.
00:06:31.000Happens on a lot of guys who used to do a lot of curls because you stress out the muscle from that weightlifting like that, you know, the isolating one particular muscle.
00:07:01.000I did a lot of just, you know, training just to make the physique look good, and then went back to boxing, because I used to box when I was younger.
00:07:07.000I was like a Western Canadian champ when I was younger, but...
00:07:10.000So now my shoulders would click, right?
00:09:12.000I mean, I had it done on my shoulders.
00:09:13.000I would just pick up a milk jug out of the fridge quick, and it'd slip a little bit, right?
00:09:17.000For people who don't know what prolotherapy is, if you have ligament problems, a lot of people recommend this thing called prolotherapy, which they inject like a glucose solution directly into your ligaments and your tendons.
00:09:31.000And it actually forces them to swell and grow, and they strengthen by as much as 30 to 40%.
00:09:41.000Yeah, I mean, and the way that it started, my naturopath was telling me that the way that he...
00:09:46.000That got into is in the United States when you'd have to go, you get approved for insurance to go get shoulder surgery and they estimated 60 grand.
00:09:53.000They would try to put you on the prolo first.
00:09:55.000They're like, well, this is only five grand, so why don't we try the prolo therapy first?
00:09:59.000Then if that doesn't work, then we'll book you in.
00:10:03.000Some of the mistakes in the industry can actually turn out to have positives in other ways.
00:10:09.000I'm not saying for everybody, there's not...
00:10:11.000The way he put it to me, it made so much sense.
00:10:13.000He said, listen, Adam, he's like, before you go get surgery, and they hack and chop, and they take stuff out that you can't get back, try my process.
00:10:20.000He's like, I've had former NHL players and stuff that have had it done, have had wicked, wicked results.
00:10:26.000If mine doesn't work, then go get your shoulder chopped.
00:10:29.000Well, what exactly was wrong with your shoulder?
00:10:30.000Should we get out of these commercials real quick?
00:10:32.000Yeah, these commercials are fucking gigantic.
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00:12:53.000You know, just say this wasn't for me.
00:12:56.000You don't even have to return the product.
00:17:10.000Obviously, it has to come through a line that then goes through it.
00:17:12.000I didn't even understand it a little tiny bit.
00:17:14.000There was a girl in the Starbucks the other day, and I was getting my coffee, and she was talking to her boyfriend, and she was like, what if it was fucking total chaos, like if the power never came back on?
00:17:31.000And I was like, wow, isn't that incredible that what we think of as total chaos is the grid?
00:17:38.000That if we lost this crazy thing that we've constructed, there's no way we could live without it.
00:17:42.000That's a weird fucking combination of human and machine and technology and relying on it all, all the time, and just being terrified of the idea of being forced to live off the land, use tools, catch your food.
00:19:31.000I'd stop following the people that I don't think is writing them when it's just these great quotes all the time and stuff like Will Smith's quotes every day.
00:19:38.000And I'm like, okay, like, that's, I think, Joe, I think that's, I was talking to Brian earlier, like, the community you guys built is because you guys are, like, interactively and you do do it yourself.
00:19:47.000You're not having a publicist, like, checking everything you tweet and saying, shouldn't do this and shouldn't, and doing it for you.
00:20:19.000Life can throw you some situations that could go one way if you choose to be a nice person or it could go horribly wrong if you choose to be a douchebag or choose to...
00:20:31.000Be weird about it or not be considerate about another person's feelings.
00:20:35.000It's these little moments where we decide who we are.
00:22:11.000I was like, they're like, you gotta have him.
00:22:13.000And, I mean, Joe, I mean, I had to watch the film 1,000 times, but when I'd go to, like, sold-out theaters, and every time you're thinking, like, I could count.
00:22:22.000We knew the spots where people would laugh.
00:22:23.000We're like, okay, cheeseburger thing coming up here.
00:23:04.000I didn't think doing it was anything other than what I had to do.
00:23:11.000When you know something about something, like when you have an experience, especially an experience about something that has such a tainted name like marijuana, you're just like, Oh, marijuana.
00:25:47.000A few dudes must have bought it and been like, what the fuck did I do?
00:25:51.000I did G.I. Joe fucking Barbie in the hot tub.
00:25:53.000I was going to say, every time I go over to my cousins and there'd be Barbie and Ken, I'd strip them down and put them in a sexual position.
00:26:00.000I was like seven, so you only knew missionary, right?
00:28:08.000The toy, it was like right after G.I. Joe, and they were like a beefier G.I. Joe, but they had like holograms all over them, like a hologram of a wolf, and it looked pretty sweet.
00:29:07.000It sucks when you had those kind of teachers in high school, whether it was art class or whatever, that you look back now and realize how they really shouldn't have been there and didn't put in the time.
00:29:18.000Even if you drew your interpretation of something, like a weird sort of interpretation of something, he would be like, if they want you to draw something for an advertisement, you draw what they ask you to draw.
00:29:42.000You're telling me there's something wrong with that?
00:29:44.000Yeah, and look, the comic industry, now they're all transferring to video game industry, which is huge, so...
00:29:49.000Those people that were telling them not to do that is stupid.
00:29:53.000But then you get that one good teacher that actually takes a little bit of time and you're like, whoa, I can learn so much when I just get that little bit of respect.
00:30:02.000I remember I had an English teacher and it was in the 10th grade and I didn't know how to write essays properly because I didn't pay attention in my other classes and Instead of just giving me C- or D, she came up to me after class, she's like, Adam, has anyone ever told you that you write your opening statement and your argument of how to do it?
00:32:10.000I mean, I used to get into fights all the time because I was insecure, and so I was always getting in trouble for that.
00:32:15.000But I'll tell you that teachers, what they told me later on is that they used to hear so many bad things about me in the staff room that they were terrified of me in their class.
00:32:23.000But the teachers that were cool, I never ever, like you said, if I had a teacher that showed me respect from the beginning, if she asked me, I would feel guilty, like you said, or he, I'd be like, oh, I let him down, because this guy treats me, he's really teaching me, and he treats me as an adult, and is trying to get me to, instead of, like you said, coming in like a dictator and slashing you down, I never responded well with those teachers.
00:32:47.000Yeah, I don't like anybody that's a douchebag.
00:32:50.000And I don't want to be them when I grow up.
00:34:25.000There's an article in the McLeans at the HA where it was rich and powerful in BC, some of the richest out of – they don't have as many rivals.
00:34:51.000Well, I mean, I know some of them, like, you know, that I went growing up through the bar that I knew that are great, and, you know, I'm friends with them.
00:34:58.000Is it an accepted part of the culture up there?
00:35:01.000Like, actually, when you look at them as a young guy, and you're like, oh, my God, like, when they say crime doesn't pay, and you see these guys that are well-built, in shape, beautiful girlfriends, they have $60,000 Harleys, $60,000 boats, they're in their 20s, and you're like, damn, right?
00:35:16.000Like, they're the rock stars of Kelowna.
00:35:18.000Like, when you go to my hometown, it's like, that's...
00:36:37.000I mean, my wife I'm with now, I mean, she's stuck there with me and helped me through all those headaches when we were going through the place.
00:36:46.000And I mean, all this happened, like I had a bad, I did a bad deal with a childhood friend on the club, so I didn't get paid.
00:36:51.000So you were 23, and all of a sudden, you've taken over this crazy little situation.
00:36:58.000And even some that don't, they don't realize they're going to be a shark, some friends that, because of the club and what that kind of brought for them, they're like, oh, Adam, you should never sell it, it's your dad's legacy, and...
00:37:08.000Because I wanted to just go back to New York and continue with my film career.
00:37:11.000I already was starting to do well there, and I wanted nothing.
00:38:48.000But then it didn't go through and his son, Oren Collar's son, was actually really pissed off and was like, man, I can't believe you do that.
00:38:56.000So then when it came up recently that now the Liberals in Canada are looking at putting what they call the most comprehensive legalization bill that's been tried to be passed in Canada...
00:39:07.000His dad mentioned this in an interview, and his son called in, and he's like, hey, why'd you say that I was so against it?
00:39:13.000And he's like, well, that's what you told me last time.
00:39:14.000He's like, no, I watched this movie called The Union, and I've totally changed my perspective, and I want you and Mom to see it.
00:39:20.000So these MPs kept hearing about it, and they kept getting letters from people saying, like, from this, and you should watch it.
00:39:27.000So they sent me an email and said, hey, can you come out?
00:39:30.000I thought I was getting punked at first.
00:40:38.000Brad got nailed at the Parliament Hill restaurant because we went to go there and he just wore a dress shirt and like dress pants but they're like oh no tie.
00:40:46.000So they had this drawer and I swear they got the ugliest ties ever made just to be like don't you ever forget your tie when you come in here.
00:41:32.000That's when they know they can trust you.
00:41:34.000There's a lot of stuff when you go in there and you look at the old chairs that they sit in where the queen, if she comes, and you kind of look at all this and you're like, really?
00:42:40.000Well, that was the other thing is after I had dealt with all the shit with my dad's club and took over, then my half-sister sued me for the estate because my dad had left everything to me.
00:42:50.000I couldn't even believe, you know, going that.
00:42:52.000And, like, we hadn't talked in years, and I, you know, really reached out, and I bought her a car and done things to try, like, oh, you know, maybe out of this tragedy we can build a relationship.
00:43:00.000And, oh, man, it just went for the money.
00:43:38.000Because when I had the club, there's a lot of people when I was running it that felt that, well, if you could fuck the customer, good for us.
00:44:37.000Everybody's working there, moving, and hey, I know people did what they have to do to do in the club, so I said that stops in the club, and then all my staff left.
00:46:46.000Oh, and I had to go back two or three times because when I got screwed over at the club, I was anticipating to have money from that that I didn't get.
00:46:52.000And now the film was the only thing I could use to pay back.
00:46:54.000I'm like, well, if I'm ever going to pay him back, I have to get the film finished.
00:46:57.000Otherwise, I'll never get out of the hole.
00:48:12.000For a first film that was, you know, to get the exposure is great and we weren't that, you know, as long as we could pay our families off, we're happy about it.
00:48:19.000I've seen a bunch of memes from that documentary.
00:48:22.000You know, like those internet memes where you quote somebody and there's a photo of them.
00:48:50.000So I had only been smoking for like five years.
00:48:53.000So I was gearing up with my frustration with the whole situation.
00:49:00.000It was really like you caught it at the exact right time where I was having these conversations with people where they would say there's something wrong with pot and this and that and I don't think it should be legal.
00:49:09.000I'm like, what are you even yapping about?
00:49:26.000It's just with marijuana, and it's with a bunch of other different substances that are somehow or another still getting sold everywhere all the time.
00:49:39.000You can't, I mean, you gotta let people know exactly what everything does to you.
00:49:46.000You gotta take a massive amount of taxes from the sale of anything, whether it's marijuana or whether it's, you know, I don't know if you should be able to sell the hard shit, you know, but I think you should be able to sell mushrooms.
00:49:58.000I don't think you should be able to sell, like, dangerous narcotics that we know are devastating to actual life and to our society.
00:50:04.000But if you can prove that something has a history of human use, like mushrooms, and you can prove that there's a massive amount of anecdotal evidence that people have, like, changed their lives.
00:50:15.000John Hopkins University had this long-term study.
00:50:17.000People did one mushroom trip, and 20 years later, they're fucking still, like, they're a better person because of the experience.
00:54:41.000Just looking at the science, this is your area of expertise.
00:54:46.000I'm just asking you as an expert in the subject area, is heroin worse for someone's health than marijuana?
00:54:54.000I'm answering as a police officer and as a DEA agent that these drugs are illegal because they are dangerous, because they are addictive, because they do hurt a person's health.
00:55:06.000So heroin is more addictive than marijuana?
00:55:08.000Is heroin more addictive than marijuana in your experience?
00:55:11.000Generally, the properties of heroin, yes, it's more addictive.
00:55:15.000Is methamphetamine more addictive than marijuana?
00:56:34.000It's a criminal thing, what they're doing.
00:56:36.000What they're doing is somehow or another they're being forced into a situation where they're ignoring the science and ignoring the health benefits and ignoring the medicinal benefits and just the fact that people enjoy it.
00:56:51.000And the fact that virtually no one has ever died from it, ever.
00:56:55.000Really, realistically, no one has ever died from it.
00:57:06.000It's craziness that they think they can keep you from an experience.
00:57:09.000Because that's really, at the end of the day, what it really is.
00:57:11.000You're still responsible for your actions.
00:57:13.000You shouldn't be driving when you're baked out of your fucking head and forget which way to turn in the middle of an intersection and cause a fucking car.
00:57:19.000Man, you shouldn't even have too much NyQuil.
00:57:52.000There's people on booze where I've had this conversation a million times when I used to work the door and you have to escort them out because they're too drunk, right?
00:58:37.000Be like, I hope you get a cab, and I'll waive your cover if you come back tomorrow, but tonight you're done.
00:58:40.000And then they take your kindness reading, and they start being like, yeah, well then you're fucking, and the booze start, like, you see them morph into this person, and I bet when he was sober, he would have just been a nice guy, but in there all of a sudden, it's like, he gets too drunk, he wants to be an ass, you start off as polite as you can, they'll be polite, and then their emotions shift, and The dumbest thing to do, too, is when you're out and you're drunk and you be a douchebag to a bouncer.
00:59:24.000I mean, it sounds ridiculous, but I have great respect for cops and great respect for people who are working at security in a club or a nightclub or something like that.
01:00:41.000So we cut it out, but That's what got us into that.
01:00:45.000And originally when we were going to do the union, we were just going to do an expose of the BC industry and how it's so evolved and how there's a mortgage broker that'll help you because you got bad credit and they'll send you to this banker to help put it through and you've got a realtor.
01:04:37.000The hemp part is just so bizarre to me because that makes just zero sense.
01:04:41.000Like we explained in the movie, you can use it, manufacture it, ship it, everything, but grow it here in the U.S. It's so stupid because what people don't even understand is hemp is not psychoactive.
01:07:02.000There's a car in Canada built called the Crestle that's an electric car that's all the interior and the majority of the body That whole brown strip down the front, that's the actual hemp color.
01:08:04.000I just wanted to do, like I said, the expose, the BC industry.
01:08:07.000And then when we discovered all these things, that's why some people that really knew everything in there was like, well, like a lot of the activists, like I knew everything in the union.
01:08:14.000It was like, yeah, but me and like 99% of other people don't.
01:08:19.000There's a lot of people that, you know, they think that everybody should catch up.
01:09:33.000We want to interview Sean Parker and some of those people to talk about how the internet's even the playing field.
01:09:40.000Remember in the union, we have Ronald Reagan saying, and I'm surprised these scientists haven't brought up this new information that says that marijuana could be the most dangerous drug that is in use in our society today.
01:09:49.000When he said that in the 80s, unless you're going to go call a medical facility and pull their old records, you're like, hey, man, that's a president.
01:10:57.000If you smoke all the time and it's in your fat cells, but it could be if you just smoke once in the first time, there's a good chance in two weeks it wouldn't be in your system.
01:11:05.000So when you hear about a guy like Nick Diaz getting popped and he's got the non-psychoactive metabolites, what does that mean?
01:11:14.000That means he's barely got any weed in his system, right?
01:12:21.000It might make some people a little dopier, but guess what?
01:12:24.000It probably means they need to get their shit together.
01:12:25.000They're probably thinking a bunch of dumb, stupid shit when they're sober.
01:12:28.000When they're high, there's not much to spin around in there.
01:12:31.000Maybe it's good for them to feel stupid.
01:12:33.000Well, think about, for pain, I'm sure you know fighters, Joe, that have taken, like, the hard painkillers, and then a lot of times they don't even realize.
01:12:39.000I know guys that have fucked up their whole careers because of that stuff.
01:12:41.000And they don't even know how addictive it is, right?
01:14:16.000And then seeing the sad stories like that or seeing times when a guy just got out of line and bumped into the wrong person and got smashed.
01:14:55.000I always tell my guys, like, listen, you're not supposed to strike and hit guys, but if you're really threatened, right, and some guy, you're going to corner, like, you do what you got to do to look after yourself, right?
01:15:08.000He got stabbed three times, and probably the only time in your life you like to hear this, they told him, they're like, it's a good thing you're overweight, because if you would have been an inch thick or inch thinner, it would have pierced major...
01:15:18.000Because the guy, they threw these guys out, the guys went out to the car, came back, and then they went at the doorman, and one of our doorman knocked the first one out.
01:15:27.000Then he went with the other one, he was tussling with him, and he said he'd put him down, and then when he put him down, he saw the blade hit the ground and blood all over it, and then he thought he was getting punched in the side, and then he looked.
01:15:37.000And he was like, holy, it was just porn hunting.
01:15:39.000And I remember him telling this story that really scared me as he sat down and he went to our other doorman just being like, if I pass out, please make sure I get to the hospital.
01:15:46.000Because you don't know what's going to happen if your body's going to shut down or you might just faint out.
01:16:38.000They go out and fight or hurt someone, or they attack our bouncers, and then they get hurt on the way out.
01:16:44.000And, yes, of course, there's other sides of that where sometimes the doormen are excessive.
01:16:47.000But there's times where a guy's so drunk that, like, you carry him out, you go to let him go, and he stumbles and smashes his face on the concrete and caves his cheekbone in, right?
01:19:09.000I don't want to have to fucking punch and kick my way out of this.
01:19:12.000I remember there'd be slow nights where you'd have a big, rowdy sports team come in, and it'd be like, The bartender and you'd have one doorman on because it's a slow night or two.
01:19:39.000And then they just really look at size where they're like, fuck, there's like nine of us and we're all in good shape and there's only two or three of them.
01:20:10.000When they're regular, you treat them good, and then they come in.
01:20:14.000I'll tell you, the one time my dad was friends with a lot of the big MC guys, and when they used to come in, there was never a problem in the bar.
01:20:20.000Because everyone was worried about bumping into one of them or some idiots wrestling and they fall into a table.
01:20:28.000On those nights, it was usually the young, just starting to slang, little yang bangers that think that they're all that and they have something to prove.
01:20:36.000And they're doing something for somebody else where they've got some kind of connection.
01:21:32.000So that's why I was like, okay, I don't want to go that option.
01:21:36.000So I tried to work it out with a childhood friend and then didn't do that right either because we didn't put everything on paper, so I got screwed.
01:21:44.000I remember my wife was eight months pregnant with Riley, my daughter, and we had negative $400 in our account and I needed $45,000 to finish the union.
01:21:56.000And I didn't know where I was going to get it.
01:25:43.000Some people try to come up with the toughest questions about marijuana and be like, what do you think about this law that was passed in Missouri two weeks ago?
01:25:49.000And I'm like, man, sorry, I do my best to try to stay up to date on everything, but it is physically impossible.
01:25:56.000I don't know what's going on in Missouri.
01:27:22.000I just think, you know, I think you come from a country, first of all, that has to survive the cold, right?
01:27:29.000And I think that's good for your character.
01:27:31.000You know, I've always compared people that have it soft to people that had it tough, and you always see the people that have had, like, the most interesting people that I know are all people that had it tough.
01:27:42.000You know, when you have it soft, it's easy to just come out fucking useless.
01:27:47.000Well, they got those battle scars, even if they're not physical ones, right?
01:29:38.000Well, I left originally when I was younger and went to New York, and I wanted to get into the film industry and stuff like that, so I... I don't know, when I came back, I never was much of a big drinker and wasn't into the party scene, so luckily I didn't fall into that trap.
01:29:54.000So the union was like the first thing you ever did, really?
01:29:57.000Yeah, the first thing I'd ever produced, yes.
01:29:59.000Did such a fucking bang-up job of it, man.
01:30:01.000And you went to some real creepy places.
01:30:04.000You were like sort of an investigative reporter in that movie.
01:30:08.000When you went to those places where you went to those underground...
01:30:18.000Okay, well, for the people listening at home to know, there was 20 full-size, like, those square...
01:30:23.000They're not actual train carts, but they're the cargo carts that they put on the trains.
01:30:27.000And they'd actually buried them and connected them together, so that if you were to look at them, that it'd be, you know, five rows with two each way.
01:30:34.000Or, no, ten rows with two each way, so...
01:30:36.000Like, 20 full-size train carts buried underground, and they had a giant grow-op under there, and it was 10 miles in the mountain where there isn't a neighbor.
01:30:45.000You want to hear the craziest part, Joe?
01:30:46.000The guy that got that busted actually snuck in there and took pictures one night to show the cops.
01:32:54.000It's literally, if you see Kelowna, they're the rock stars.
01:32:58.000If they're doing well, especially in the late 90s when the US dollar was like 55 cents on the Canadian dollar and they were getting like 4,500 US a pound and then that was transferring to like 6,000 Canadian.
01:33:16.000And in Cologne, like in BC, a lot, like we said, it's like one in seven is what the economists said, of like living dwelling units, or one in 100 has it, and then the grow-ups, like, when you say there, and you almost, you see...
01:33:45.000There's been small towns that they've done articles on that literally the town had nothing, everything was dry.
01:33:50.000Then some guys came up there with a big grow-up.
01:33:52.000They're paying all the guys to do construction, good cash.
01:33:55.000And of course, that's the whole thing of why this union evolved because the guys building the shed or the electrician setting up the lights, that's not illegal, right?
01:34:02.000As long as you're not stealing the power.
01:36:52.000Like when you look at junk, like I wish, you know, when you go look at something, for me, I'm a pastry guy because my grandmother was Italian, right?
01:36:58.000So like when I see that stuff, I'm like, oh, I could just eat a tray of it, right?
01:37:17.000That was the only time my grandma would get mad is when she'd save them for the big Christmas parties and I'd go in and raid them and go to lay out the tray spread for all the family and there'd be like six left.
01:37:26.000My grandmother used to make these other ones that had like a black licorice.
01:39:13.000His dismantling of Bigfoot Silva was really disturbing.
01:39:17.000Because everybody knew before Kane ever came to the UFC, everybody in the know knew about this kid, a former Arizona State wrestler who they would say was tearing it up at AKA. They're like, this guy is a beast.
01:39:29.000I mean, I heard a bunch of guys talk about it.
01:39:31.000Chael Sonnen, who is pretty fucking honest with praise or criticism when it comes to fighters.
01:40:32.000He's really, really going to be hard for a lot of guys to deal with because he has an advantage over almost everybody when it comes to the thing that's the easiest to land, which is your hands.
01:40:53.000But when you're nervous and you're not sure with your footing yet, you don't have your timing down yet, you're not going to throw a wheel kick.
01:41:59.000I've heard you talk on the podcast, Joe.
01:42:01.000It seems right, too, because I had a boxing background, and when you go in there, even the best guys have taken a lick, and they know what that feeling's like, and to get challenged in there, and you can get caught on any given night, that you are more humble because you go work it out, and you've been through there.
01:46:52.000We have to admit, first of all, we're in a corrupt system.
01:46:55.000So we have to figure out how to fix that without arresting every single fucking human being that's in power and every facet of government that could be responsible and corrupt.
01:47:04.000We have to figure out a way to make this system make more sense.
01:48:04.000Instead of being like, yeah, but if everybody's not doing well and you're like, fuck your neighbor, well, if you run out of power and shit hits the fan and you need help, well, is it going to be fuck your neighbor then?
01:48:14.000No, it's going to be like, hey, can we help each other out?
01:48:52.000I'll tell you, from listening to your guys' show from the beginning and seeing what you guys have built up, you and Brian, I mean, this amazing community that supports each other, the other comedians, when people are on, you let them pull plugs for their stuff, and you see how well you guys are doing.
01:49:06.000I've seen when you guys had your first one, it was snowy screen, and it was all over the place.
01:49:10.000Now, and the kind of people, I genuinely look forward to it.
01:49:13.000When you had Ricky Ross on here, talking to us, it was fantastic.
01:49:45.000I mean, even just the first couple times you retweeted me when I was building my Twitters, like up a couple thousand followers because I retweeted.
01:52:18.000In 2007, a small independent documentary unveiling the breakdown of marijuana prohibition entered the North American film festival circuit.
01:52:27.000The union, the business behind getting high, would find itself accepted into 33 international film festivals in the span of a year.
01:52:34.000The film went on to win numerous awards and garner critical acclaim across the globe.
01:52:39.000With little to no support from big studios, the union stormed the internet round reaching out to millions of viewers.
01:52:46.000Witnessing this overwhelming response, the filmmakers took it upon themselves to evolve the documentary from a simple motion picture into the beginnings of a movement.
01:52:54.000And so, the Union's social networking Facebook page was born, quickly growing to serve over 35,000 active users.
01:53:03.000Armed with groundbreaking numbers on what many had said to be a dead topic, distributors and broadcasters were forced to take notice.
01:53:11.000Five years after conception, the union and the issue of cannabis prohibition was launched into the mainstream as the film was released into video stores, universities, and media outlets across the world.
01:53:23.000With newfound exposure, the film went on to claim the attention of Canada's highest level of government as it was chosen to be screened on Parliament Hill in order to educate senators and members of Parliament on the ramifications of marijuana prohibition.
01:53:40.000Now in the twilight of a public shift of awareness, the Union's makers have set into motion plans to create what they hope to be the most prolific and relevant marijuana documentary to date.
01:53:50.000The follow-up film to the Union, entitled The Culture High.
01:53:55.000Having had six years to grow, to adopt new stories, new heroes, new villains, and an entirely evolved insight into society and who we are as a human species, The Culture High will break down the boundaries that prevent marijuana prohibition From being stripped down to its very core.
01:54:12.000Are we least effective when lost in the emotion of group mentality?
01:54:16.000Has the emergence of the internet equalized the political playing field?
01:54:20.000The Culture High will raise the stakes with some of today's biggest celebrities, gain access to previously unattainable footage, and reveal incredibly moving testimonies from both sides of the spectrum.
01:54:30.000The Culture High is the documentary that will tear into the very fiber of the longest fought war of our time.
01:54:39.000But in order to make this documentary come to fruition, we need your support.
01:54:43.000By August 1st, we must raise $190,000 to kickstart the remaining funding necessary to produce this film.
01:54:51.000What we seek from you is not charity, but the pre-pledged support of your copy of the film.
01:54:57.000You pre-purchase your DVD copy of The Culture High for $35, and by doing so, you will give the film the ability to be made in the first place.
01:57:28.000But if you do them like this, like what you guys have done, where you build this community that follows, and you make sure that the few dates that they come out are targeted in targeted areas, and the people go see them, then it makes sense.
01:57:38.000Well, you know, this is also a community that would want to support something like this.
01:57:43.000So, you know, them being able to see that video and say, hey, man, I would love to get a copy of that and, you know, have the pride and it's a nice feeling to know that, you know, you purchased something that you actually want and you allowed something to get made because of the fact that you purchased it in advance.
01:57:58.000You gave, like, you know, a vote of trust, which is, you know, I mean, you're an honorable man.
02:05:21.000They wanted to appreciate each other because they really did realize that, wow, we really are at war and fucked up things can happen at any moment right now.
02:05:27.000Just hug somebody and say you love them and be nice and be friendly.
02:05:31.000It did unite the nation for a while, for sure.
02:05:35.000The Mushroom Day would be like that times a million.
02:05:42.000And people who don't agree with me, the only reason why you don't agree with me is if you've never done mushrooms.
02:05:46.000Because if you did do mushrooms and you thought about it and you thought of how crazy an experience it was and how much it is a shared experience when you deal with other people that do mushrooms...
02:08:37.000For us, too, sitting there right next to me, I had an MP right next to me, three conservatives over here, Senator Art A. Because I'm going to be honest with you, man.
02:08:44.000When you came over to my house, you were friends with Todd.
02:08:46.000I'm like, who the fuck's going to watch this thing?
02:08:48.000I'm like, yeah, I'll do your documentary.
02:08:49.000This would be just like all the other documentaries I did that nobody saw.
02:10:37.000It's a terrible thing where people are allowed to tell other people what they can and can't do that doesn't hurt anybody else.
02:10:42.000And when you're doing it because there's some sort of a financial gain that you're allowed to make some sort of a loophole judgment and make money from that, that's wrong.
02:10:50.000You know it's wrong, and I know it's wrong.
02:10:52.000And the sooner we get you off this evil tit, the better your own personal life would be.
02:10:57.000Because I guarantee you, if you're running around out there making money off of keeping weed illegal, you're a cunt.
02:11:01.000You live a cunt life, and you hate yourself.
02:13:14.000I thought it was brilliant in moments, and I thoroughly enjoyed it for long chunks, but ultimately, as a whole, I felt like you got way too many cut-the-shit scenes for me.
02:14:04.000It's like the best vagina you really could ever invent.
02:14:07.000And if it just moved on its own, it would be too perfect, and that's all you would do all day.
02:14:11.000You should be lucky that it's a manual thing.
02:14:14.000The lazy cunt that I know you are, you know, you're going to give it a couple of thrusts, and then you're going to throw it in the corner and pass out.
02:14:20.000Probably without even pulling your pants up, you sick fuck.
02:14:22.000What if they had a fleshlight that, you know, the cousin it, that would do that, like, crawl over to you in the Oh yeah.
02:14:32.000And again you'd have guys never leave, right?
02:14:35.000You would start feeling jealous, or rather you would start feeling guilty that you were doing this and this is no way to live your life, just getting sucked off every day by a robot.
02:14:45.000You're the most religious girl possible.
02:14:47.000It would probably completely ruin your actual real sex life because you will completely disassociate sex from being like a physical need and instead it will become like this really heavy-duty emotional thing.
02:14:58.000So you'll find some chick who's in the Fifty Shades of Grey and you'll find her and then together you guys could just slow kiss and you never come ever again.
02:16:46.000It starts any second now, and it is called the Ice House Chronicles, and it is only available on Death Squad.
02:16:54.000If you go to iTunes and subscribe to Death Squad, or go to deathsquad.tv, and you can find the Vimeo links, and you can find all that good juicy shit.
02:17:03.000If you want to watch it live, it'll be on this same channel, ustream.tv forward slash Joe Rogan.