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00:04:43.000If you're familiar with anybody who's ever done any sort of mixed martial arts training, if you've ever watched the UFC countdown shows, two really popular methods of conditioning are kettle bells, And ropes.
00:05:00.000I personally have never used the battle ropes and I'm looking forward to doing it but I'm a big proponent of kettlebells.
00:05:07.000It's essentially the only way I lift weights these days.
00:05:10.000I feel like it gives me like what it is if you've never seen before it looks like a bowling ball with a handle on it.
00:05:18.000It's a giant ball of lead and you know you can get them as light as 10 pounds and you can get them you know heavy up You know, you get 70-pounders and some dudes can throw around like 120-pounders, like big, giant, crazy dudes.
00:05:32.000Really unnecessary, though, if you want to get a great workout, you can get a great workout with a 35-pound kettlebell.
00:05:37.000It sounds ridiculous, but there are some, by the way, which are sold out now because we've been talking about them on the podcast.
00:06:27.000What they are is they're essentially nutrients that are supposed to increase your brain's ability to produce neurotransmitters.
00:06:33.000Now, that coming out of my mouth is just really a bunch of noise because I'm way too fucking stupid to understand the science behind any of that.
00:06:40.000Thankfully, there have been some really intelligent people that have sort of deciphered it.
00:06:43.000If you go to Onnit.com, There is a link where you can see the science behind on it and the science behind nootropics.
00:06:51.000And I suggest if you're interested in any sort of vitamin or supplement or anything that you're going to put into your body, you should do a little research on it.
00:06:59.000I mean, people don't like to do that, so I just like to take things.
00:07:01.000But there's a lot of research, pro and con, about nootropics and about even vitamins.
00:07:08.000I'm a very strong believer in health and nutrition and vitamins.
00:07:13.000I'm a really strong believer in eating really good food, but I also believe that you help your body with nutrients.
00:07:20.000I've had personal health issues that I've helped with vitamins.
00:07:24.000I know they have a positive effect on your body.
00:07:27.000I think you have to just be careful about what you take into your body on a regular basis.
00:07:33.000And if you're interested, In any sort of nootropic formula, whether it's Onnit, Alphabrain, or Bill Romanowski stuff, Neuro One that I've talked about before, or any of a number of mixtures that people put together online, just Google it.
00:07:51.000If you're interested in getting Alphabrain, the first 30 pills, when you buy any of our supplements, the first 30 pills are 100% money-back guarantee.
00:07:59.000If you don't like it, you don't even have to send back in the product.
00:08:03.000That's how confident we are, first of all, in the product and how much we really want to make sure that nobody feels like they're getting ripped off.
00:08:17.000I could not tell you how your brain functions.
00:08:18.000I could not tell you how your body feels.
00:08:20.000I know for a fact that there's some supplements that I enjoy, that other people don't enjoy, and some shit that they use that I try and it doesn't do anything for me.
00:08:30.000Everybody's system is slightly tweaked in one way or the other.
00:08:35.000So we want to make sure that no one feels ripped off.
00:08:37.000But these are really good products and they're products that I have been involved with long before I was in a business relationship with them.
00:08:45.000I've always been a fan of nootropics and vitamins period.
00:13:33.000So even if they started at the beginning, they start at the front of the line, and that guy moves ahead, and the next guy moves behind him, and they all pick up speed to highway speed, you're there for a fucking hour.
00:18:49.000Because a lot of people in Vegas are from old school Vegas.
00:18:51.000If you ever fear and loathing in Las Vegas, the classic work of my favorite author, Hunter Thompson, and he had that whole thing about they were on their way to Barstow when the drugs began to take hold.
00:19:03.000I mean, it's fucking great, but that Vegas of, like, fear and everything was illegal, and if you got caught with pot, you would do life in jail.
00:19:11.000Like, if they pulled you over for pot, you could do 20 fucking years, and that's not bullshit.
00:19:15.000And there's probably a lot of people who did.
00:19:18.000Probably a lot of kids who got high in California, drove on the way to Vegas and got arrested, and spent years in jail.
00:22:03.000They need to put LCD screens Inside the lava and then so like when you're watching a lava lamp, it's just like warp TVs or something like that.
00:24:41.000You know, of course it's all ridiculous.
00:24:42.000And of course, you know, they're completely hypocritical for the most part.
00:24:46.000The guys, even the guys that were on the planes that flew into the Twin Towers, those guys were at strip clubs like a couple of nights before.
00:25:11.000If you live in a terrible, terrible environment and everyone is really strict and really harsh and mean, it's because the environment you live in sucks.
00:26:42.000Unless you're bringing water in, you can't really live in the desert.
00:26:45.000So the only way to live in the desert is with modern means.
00:26:49.000And when the shit hits the fan, if you're living in the desert, those modern means will be useless, and then you've got to get the fuck out of the desert.
00:26:55.000So probably the best places then would be something like Ohio, Michigan.
00:30:00.000There's a bunch of shit in there that would eat your body, and that's what it's supposed to do.
00:30:04.000And you poison that stuff, you know, poison your body, and then cover them with makeup, so what, so people can stare at them, pretend you're not dead?
00:30:11.000Why do you have a dead person with fucking makeup on lying in a bed with a rosary wrapped around their frozen, frigid hands Just bury them.
00:30:22.000Staring at a body doesn't do anybody any good.
00:30:24.000What if we totally misguessed like how old the planet is and that actually all the dirt is just tons and tons of dead people from like billions and billions of years and like the middle there's just one person and that's God and he's just sitting there like in the middle of nowhere.
00:30:38.000Well, that's, you know, that's kind of funny because that's what, like, some, there's some beaches that are covered in fish bones.
00:30:45.000Like, the sand is actually, like, fish bones.
00:33:34.000When you look at what it used to be like, everybody was driving around their motorboats and catching fish and they were all drinking and partying.
00:33:43.000It was like some crazy resort where Sonny Bono grew up.
00:33:48.000And he was a part of this big movement to try to bring it back.
00:33:51.000And then you see what it became and you realize that that can happen inside our lifetime.
00:34:31.000So all the boats have rotten fish around them.
00:34:34.000I wonder if it's like a bucket of dead pussies, you know, like just like that bad or if it's just like, you know, like fishy bad, you know?
00:37:42.000Matt Stone and Trey Parker, especially Trey Parker, he's such a fucking genius that you've got to let him go nutty every now and then on things.