In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast, the boys talk about marijuana and how it can help fight cancer and other diseases. They also talk about the new Tommy Chong appearance on the pod on Monday, and how he's using cannabis to treat his own cancer. Also, we talk about how pot is not just an ordinary plant. It's a magical plant. And it's not even a Schedule I drug. And yet, it's still a Schedule II drug. How crazy is that? And why is it so hard to get high on it? Joe and Brian discuss this and much more on today's episode of The Joe Rogans Experience. Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! Have a great rest of your day! -Joe Rogan and the boys (featuring special guest, Tommy Chong) (00:00) - (01:00-11:30) - What's the worst thing you can do with weed? (11:15) - Is weed good for cancer? (12:30-16:00 - Is it better than alcohol? (16:20) - Does it make you high? (17:00 - 18:00+) - How much do you like it? (18:30+) - What are you looking forward to Tommy Chong's Monday appearance? (19:00 + 20:00). - How does it help with your cancer treatment? (20:30 - What does it do for you? ) - What s your favorite kind of weed? (23:00/cannabis oil? (26:00 & 27:00:40) - Can it help you get better? (27:00_28:30 Is it help me get high? & 30:00?) - What do you think about it better? - 27:50 - Can I smoke it more? (28:00] - What kind of pot should I use it more often? (31:00 / 32:00 ) - Is there any other type of pot? (33:00 | Is it more potent than other stuff? ? ) - 35:30 + 35:40 36:00 Is it just a miracle plant? (36:00 @ what is it more important than a plant? 35:00? + 37:00 ? + 40?
00:03:44.000Real legit scientific studies that have shown that marijuana shrinks tumors.
00:03:48.000It seems like every week or every other week there's this new study that comes out that proves that somehow marijuana can cure some kind of cancer here or some kind of cancer there.
00:03:58.000And it's becoming so popular that I don't even retweet all of them.
00:05:17.000So it's easy for a guy, if you don't think too deeply about it, you're like, how could I be against an old lady who's trying to keep us off drugs?
00:06:58.000It so represents like if it was a movie and this was like the frustrating point of the movie where people were starting to get all the information, starting to realize that this structure that they've got set up, you don't have to live this way.
00:07:11.000We just live this way because it's been set up for us before we had any information on how things are really going on behind the scenes.
00:08:55.000I know a bunch of people that lived in Northern California that prosper off of the illegality of it that were arguing that they were going to vote against it if it came on the ballot.
00:09:06.000They're like, we make more money if it's illegal.
00:14:43.000Like a jet is shooting missiles at him, and he gets fucking mad and goes after the jet.
00:14:47.000I mean, to be the Hulk would have to be, if there was one thing you could do, if they could give you some sort of a neural implant, what is that movie?
00:14:57.000Total Recall type experience, where they simulate a reality for you and you get a chance to try it.
00:16:23.000I mean, if she loves her babies, and she's going to have babies, is she going to trust all 1,000 of her babies with this cunty male spider around?
00:16:31.000He might just eat the babies if he's fucking hungry.
00:16:33.000You know, she's like, I can't take that chance.
00:20:27.000Isn't it weird now that we know so much about chimpanzees like some of that kid, that student in Africa just got his fucking testicle ripped off?
00:20:54.000It's like a little three-year-old or something like that.
00:20:56.000Because that's about as old as you can get before you've got to circle out that BJ and bring in a new BJ or bring in a new bear or whatever the fuck his name is.
00:22:54.000Yeah, but if you're a superwoman, imagine flying around on top of the earth and just going, look how beautiful it is, and then start fingering your pussy and sucking it on your own tits.
00:23:06.000Maybe it will stain your brain, and then when you come back to being a man again, it's imprinted in your memory, and now you just become gay.
00:24:54.000Have you ever even contemplated the thought?
00:24:56.000I mean, it's a funny thing for men, but even contemplated the thought of what it would be like to have, you know, to switch places and to be a woman.
00:25:03.000You know, just what would it be like if you were born a woman?
00:25:05.000I've never thought it ever, and I've never wanted to be a woman.
00:25:09.000But if I had to choose between Spider-Woman and Spider-Man, I think I might go with the Spider-Woman.
00:25:15.000I understand what you're saying, but I'm saying it's a funny thing that people get really uncomfortable about the idea of even pretending that you're a woman.
00:25:23.000Like, or allowing yourself to even think, what would life be like as a woman?
00:25:28.000Like, men are like, what are you doing?
00:25:48.000Would you, you know, if there was like a little thing, like a little chip, like Total Recall style, and you could be a woman having sex, and you could experience what it feels like to be a woman having sex with a man, Would you do it?
00:26:02.000This superwoman would fly by the Eiffel Tower and just go That would be some shit that girls would find out and they'd be like really creeped out about you.
00:26:10.000You're like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:26:12.000You did, out of all the things you could do with Total Recall, you went and you were a woman getting fucked by a guy?
00:27:22.000That's probably what gay is all about.
00:27:24.000It's just some new evolutionary exchange so that we can have less people.
00:27:28.000What I think is gayer, and this has been happening a lot on the Ice House Chronicles, is other comics, I think it's happened twice now, saying if they were in a steam room and Brad Pitt or George Clooney walked in, would they totally fuck them?
00:28:26.000I don't know whether or not Burt would actually let...
00:28:30.000Burt might let Tom Cruise fuck him just for his story.
00:28:33.000If Tom Cruise had a moderate to small-sized dick and he wore a condom and Burt didn't have to kiss him, Burt might do it just for the story.
00:28:46.000Because Burt has the greatest stories in the history of the world.
00:28:48.000And you don't have those stories without taking some chances.
00:29:44.000After you left, after that podcast, I took apart the whole entire studio, co-hosted, Courtney came over and we went through and threw away all the stuff.
00:29:51.000I went through every wire to make sure it was on my side.
00:29:54.000And I put it back together and we had another podcast, The Bone Zone.
00:29:58.000And right before the podcast started, somebody put in between the alley of the studio and the other building.
00:30:05.000I think somebody said it was like an M100 or something like that, which is like a quarter stick of dynamite.
00:30:38.000Pretty much, but they were doing it in between because there was a comedy show coming out and some dude just threw it on the ground or something like that.
00:31:35.000After the podcast, I'm driving home, and I get to the stoplight, and I was about to go to the gas station, but I was like, no, I'm going to stay.
00:31:41.000And this black dude starts walking up to me, holding two car stereos and something else, some other box, like a camcorder box or something like that.
00:31:54.000And I turn up my stereos a little bit.
00:31:56.000And then I tried to roll up my window, but my window is fucked up.
00:32:01.000Like, it's like some setting where I hit it, and it will, like, roll up halfway, and then roll all the way down.
00:32:07.000I'm like, so then I hit it again, and it rolls up, like, only a little bit, and then it rolls down.
00:32:11.000I'm like, fuck, I'm just gonna keep it down.
00:32:12.000And the guy starts screaming, like, and I'm just kind of ignoring him.
00:32:16.000And finally, I'm like, in the corner of my eye, I'm like, alright, this dude's still staring at me and screaming at me, so I better look at him.
00:32:22.000So I look at him, he goes, give me a fucking cigarette!
00:32:37.000And I threw the cigarette on the ground, and he picks it up, and he just, like, stares at me for, like, a minute, and people are honking the horns around because everyone else is seeing what's going on, and he fucking starts acting like he's gonna walk to me, like, walk towards my window.
00:34:16.000Remember when there was some sort of scandal in California and they were doing these brownouts where they would just shut people's power off for a little while?
00:34:26.000I don't remember what the scandal was.
00:34:37.000But I remember thinking that, like, that was a scary thing, man, when that was going on, when they would just shut the power off in certain spots, you know?
00:35:11.000When Justin Martindale got recently robbed and stuff like that, a lot of people have been talking about it, and a lot of bartenders in Hollywood have been getting robbed because they have money at the end of the night, and they're leaving.
00:35:22.000So these two guys are targeting these guys, and I guess...
00:35:26.000From a friend of a friend, what they're saying is that there's a really bad problem right now with people getting mugged in Hollywood, but they're not saying anything because they don't want a lot of attention drawn to it.
00:35:55.000We need to figure out what the fuck the problem is.
00:35:58.000Our society, it's so funny how little we do or little we require in terms of government and as far as engineering our future, as far as figuring out a way to cut crime back, looking at all the methods that are possible.
00:36:17.000I'm talking about looking at different methods to rehabilitate people.
00:36:21.000Ibogaine or ayahuasca or anything that you could do that could help rehabilitate kids once they get into trouble.
00:36:30.000Once you realize that they're headed down a bad alley.
00:37:40.000For most folks, it's very possible for anybody at some point in their life to have some sort of an experience that puts them on some sort of a path to eventually getting their shit together.
00:39:18.000You're supposed to abide by the fucking law.
00:39:20.000Just because you're a cop doesn't mean because you enjoyed that episode of S.H.I.E.L.D. when that fucking, what is that, the S.H.I.E.L.D., what was that dude's name?
00:39:43.000Look, 20 years ago, they would have beat the fucking kid to death with a bat and said that he came at him with a knife, you know?
00:39:50.000I think bad cops today are under much more scrutiny than bad cops in the past.
00:39:55.000If you look at Serpico and shit like that, look at those Al Pacino movies and hear about the stories of corruption and that movie Cocaine Cowboys where the whole Miami Police Department, half of one year of the graduating class of the police academy, half of them were murdered and the other half of them went to jail for corruption.
00:40:57.000You know, I don't want to bring race into it, but he's a black kid, and they're stepping on his back and stepping on his neck, and it's, you know...
00:41:05.000I don't know what the race of the cop was.
00:41:30.000Honestly, you should have just compiled the law.
00:41:32.000You had him down on the ground, just handcuffed him.
00:41:33.000Yeah, but I'm saying if you've got a dangerous person, you have to do something to immobilize them.
00:41:38.000If you've got him lying down on the ground, man, I would for sure soccer kick him in the head if it was legal.
00:41:45.000If you've got a really dangerous guy, if you have some Ted Bundy-type dude, and you're in a situation with him where he's resisting arrest...
00:41:57.000You're not going to kick him in the head while he's on his way down?
00:43:20.000And it's just one of those things where people are doing something just because they're allowed to do something.
00:43:24.000If you look at the allocation of resources and how much crime exists in our world, you would say, well, let's concentrate on the things that are really hurting people.
00:43:34.000You know, is marijuana really hurting people?
00:43:51.000That's the stuff that we should be protecting people from.
00:43:54.000Number one, when we get that under wraps, Then once you start looking at some other stuff, like personal use stuff, like alcohol, tobacco, marijuana, everything, all of the above, I think we should examine them all equally.
00:44:06.000But what's unfair about our society is that these people that are supposed to be in control...
00:44:12.000Supposed to be our leaders are for sure under a financial umbrella of one aspect of the community that's trying to keep these natural drugs illegal.
00:44:26.000They would lose an incredible amount of money.
00:44:29.000If you took all the illegal shit, like Ibogaine and marijuana, if all that stuff started getting researched and all that stuff started getting laws passed and government foundations where they set up Ibogaine research centers where people go in to relieve themselves of addictions, if that shit started happening, man, pharmaceutical drug companies would lose a fuckload of money!
00:44:52.000I'm not saying they want people to be addicted to oxys and shit like that, but people are addicted!
00:45:19.000Salesmen, even if it's not the fucking company's idea, they just take the weight off their shoulders.
00:45:23.000Even to the pharmaceutical representatives, and the pharmaceutical representatives, they take nurses out to dinner, and doctors out to dinner, and they fund golf trips and shit, and they're like, come on, support our stuff!
00:45:34.000They're like street hustlers, you know?
00:45:37.000And then they connect it to the people, and boom!
00:45:39.000People just get Pills, everywhere you look.
00:46:16.000So even though the community would completely disagree, if you look at the allocation of resources, I guarantee you the community would completely disagree.
00:47:40.000Are you preventing any crime other than this stupid fucking written thing that says somewhere that you're not supposed to enjoy certain experiences because the government has deemed them out of your reach?
00:47:50.000The government that hasn't even had these experiences.
00:49:45.000I hurt my back pretty bad like four months ago.
00:49:49.000It was a real annoying thing for a while.
00:49:51.000I'm glad that I can just deal with it because if I had gotten on something, if I had taken some sort of pain pills, I'd be taking it for a few months.
00:50:01.000I don't know what the physiological effects of that are, but I was in some pretty good pain most of the time for like a whole month and a half.
00:50:09.000And 98% of the time I have sex, I'm high.
00:54:31.000Like, this kid, he started out with a paper route, and then, I mean, when the kid was, like, fucking delivering newspapers on a bike every morning before school.
01:01:37.000If there was a thing like what we were talking about earlier about actually having an artificial experience and if we ever get to the point technologically where they can do that, like shut you off and tune you into some crazy fake avatar world for like an hour, would you be willing to take that chance?
01:04:54.000This time around I got something that's like these waterproof sheets where you put it around your whole entire mattress and it locks it in so nothing can get in there.
01:06:33.000Yeah, there's a difference between that, like where you fuck them and it's accidentally blood, or when they just know that their period was near and they're like, no, I just want to sleep naked.
01:06:41.000And you're like, come on, that's not taking responsibility for having an open wound, you know?
01:06:45.000Oh, does it leak out while they're sleeping?
01:07:35.000I've always said that if men had their dicks explode, like a girl's pussy has to go through damage, or if you had to get a cesarean to have a kid, like, how many kids would there be?
01:07:44.000If dudes got pregnant, we had to have a cesarean every time we gave birth.
01:07:49.000If you're like, oh, Connie, I'm out of work.
01:07:51.000I got no fucking time to have a cesarean.
01:07:54.000Can't take me out of work for a month.
01:11:12.000You know, the invisible shit that's awesome, like when you walk into a good burrito place and you smell the Mexican food cooking, like, oh, shit!
01:12:27.000If you knew somebody that actually liked that and they confessed that to you, like, say, I don't, I've never told anybody before, but I fucking love rotting flesh.
01:12:35.000I think that that could be possible, like, for anything.
01:12:39.000I mean, I think there's people that are nutty enough to get in love with anything.
01:12:49.000Well, what bath salts are, and this is what it's been explained to me, is that you can take a drug that's an illegal drug, and all you have to do is change certain molecules in that drug, and then you release it, like you add like a salt to it, and you release it as bath salts, and you say not for human consumption.
01:13:08.000But people know what it actually is, and you can go and buy it, and you're essentially buying, like, sort of a designer drug.
01:13:18.000You're buying something that hasn't been classified, and they're really intense.
01:14:04.000Any real research as to what kind of an effect these hardcore drugs are going to have in this sort of hybrid form?
01:14:11.000You know, this is just letting people take this stuff.
01:14:14.000You know, and people, this, you know, I don't know how many people are taking it and losing their fucking mind, but a few people seem to me.
01:15:35.000And the fact that these people are breaking down medical marijuana dispensaries while they're selling basalts, while other people, rather, are selling basalts.
01:23:41.000For folks who don't know, you don't follow MMA, Damian Mai is one of the best jiu-jitsu guys to ever enter into MMA. He's a multiple-time world champion, just a really killer technical jiu-jitsu guy, and he entered into MMA, and for a while, he was strangling a lot of people, including Chael Sonnen.
01:23:58.000He got Chael Sonnen a mounted triangle.
01:25:03.000Totally professional when it comes to submissions.
01:25:05.000I just liked it, liked it better when he had more faith in his half guard, because in, you know, early UFC days, he wouldn't hesitate to pull guard.
01:25:15.000He pulled guard, he actually pulled half guard, and there's a big difference between jumping guard, pulling guard, and pulling half guard.
01:25:21.000He pulled half guard, he had a lot of faith in his half guard in the early, his early UFC fights, but He likes to stand more now, and he has totally made a conscious decision not to pull guard, not to have that as an option.
01:25:34.000And I think he should reconsider that option and look at what Paul Sass is doing.
01:25:40.000When Paul Sass fights, he's completely taking the dudes wrestling and striking out of the mix.
01:25:45.000Because if Paul Sass is fighting a combo fighter who's a world champion kickboxer, killing K1, and he's an Olympian wrestler, To him, he's gonna pull guard anyway, so he takes those two skill sets out of the picture.
01:26:03.000I'm not saying that you should just go out there and pull guard like Paul Sass.
01:26:05.000But if you have a guard like Paul Sass, you should pull guard.
01:26:07.000Yeah, and Damian Maia does have a guard like Paul Sass.
01:26:13.000He just is chosen not to have that as an option anymore, and I think it, I always call it the third option, and it should be an option in your game.
01:27:32.000The evidence is there, but just, you know...
01:27:34.000Well, you just got to get wicked good at it.
01:27:35.000I mean, a guy who's going to pull it off is a guy like Vinny.
01:27:38.000Vinny Magalhães, he's going to be able to pull it off.
01:27:41.000If he could get the fight to the ground, because Vinny is not the greatest wrestler on the planet, and he's not the greatest striker on the planet.
01:28:50.000Or if you can't take your opponent down and he's beating you standing, if you have a wicked guard, you have the option to pull guard like Paul Sassaton.
01:28:57.000He wins all his fights by pulling guard.
01:29:55.000Anytime you're on your back in a fight, all fighters out there, anytime you've been on your back and had a guy in full guard, you actually had an opportunity to beat that guy right there.
01:30:14.000There's only a few people who've really taken the time to master fighting off your back because most fighters coming in, they listen to their instructors and the instructors say, oh, if you're on your back, you're losing.
01:30:25.000Well, especially if you get on your back with a fucking big wrestler that you can't hold on to, like a Jake Ellenberger type character.
01:32:06.000To get over that most jujitsu fighters a lot of them generally have a fear of Doing stand-up because they're not that good at it.
01:32:14.000It's not their sport now They're thrust into a kickboxing sport where they're not that good.
01:32:18.000They spent their whole life on the ground So there is an element of fear because you can get knocked the fuck out so to conquer that fear and And to fucking stand with professional strikers and get some fucking licks in and take their best shots, I can see that empowering them and making them feel like a fierce warrior where they're like, fuck pulling guard.
01:37:46.000I think it's good when guys have had great careers and they're probably close to the end of those great careers and they're fighting each other.
01:38:00.000What gets me concerned is when I see one of these guys that's been in the game a long time, he's a legend in the game, and he's fighting like a top young lion.
01:38:09.000That I always feel like, ooh, I don't want to see this.
01:40:21.000They could go to the ground and Damien Maia might just lock him up.
01:40:24.000And 170, if he can come in healthy, you know, if he weighs like a healthy 185, 190 or something come fight time, that's going to be weird to see.
01:40:38.000I should find out before I talk about that.
01:40:40.000Because that has an effect also on cutting a big amount of weight this late in your career.
01:40:45.000It's gonna be interesting to see what he looks like at seven.
01:40:47.000I'm sure he's a smart guy though if he's doing anything I'm sure that he's doing it the right way 34 if he's doing anything you know he spends a lot of time training with a lot of wrestlers and I'm sure they're gonna give him like the exact right way to do it and you know he's not he's such a bright guy I would assume that he would absolutely do it the correct way and he would only I mean must have made some some test runs But I have split feelings on shit like that.
01:41:41.000But when dudes are cutting 25, 30 pounds, like they're Anthony Johnson coming in like weighing almost 200 pounds and they're fighting at 170, that's kind of crazy.
01:42:26.000Or there's guys like BJ Penn who would choose to fight at 170 and he doesn't even really weigh 170. He would weigh like 166. You know, when BJ fought like Matt Hughes, I think he was like 166. He's been as low as like 164 and he's fighting welterweights, you know?
01:45:44.000Maybe Sonnen takes Silva down immediately and Silva comes after him with an incredible guard.
01:45:51.000He just, instead of like being cautious like he was in his last fight and he threw that triangle up in the fifth round, like go after him right away.
01:45:58.000We might see that and he might fucking tap him in a triangle in 30 seconds.
01:46:06.000This Dakota Cochran dude, he came in as a late replacement against Jamie Varner and dominated Jamie Varner at Titan Fighting Championships.
01:46:14.000I guess he won a decision over him there.
01:46:17.000And then he lost on the Ultimate Fighter to some dude named James Vick.
01:47:44.000You'd have to have a base in jujitsu, but it'd get technical because you'd have to pin the arms a certain way, pin his knees a certain way to get penetration.
01:47:54.000Yeah, but it could be like cop tactics, like police tactics, where there's jujitsu in there, but they got the baton, they got something else going on, they got to handcuff them.
01:48:05.000I think maybe you have to handcuff them first.
01:48:08.000Handcuffs have to be part of your style.
01:48:32.000Have you seen this thing, I'm going to change gears completely, about these things that they found, these portals in the universe, these hidden portals between the Earth and the Sun.
01:48:43.000They're totally confused, but they're some sort of a guide door, a shortcut, and there's an opening in the space or time field.
01:48:57.000Yeah, it's a NASA-funded researcher and plasma physicist, Jack Scuder of the University of Iowa, claims he has figured out a way to find them, and they're called X-points, or electron diffusion regions.
01:49:11.000And so there's, you know, the idea is that there's pathways in our galaxy, that our galaxy isn't just, it's not just like, you know, you have to go from here to there.
01:49:21.000No, you can actually go in this thing, and it might take you somewhere else.
01:50:09.000NASA discovers hidden portals in space, and it's on YouTube.
01:50:15.000So it'll explain better what they mean by portals.
01:50:19.000But the way I'm saying it, and I'm sure I'm fucking it up, but in my rudimentary understanding of it, it means that the universe is not just one flat sort of...
01:50:42.000I mean, someday, some future generation of ours might be able to actually traverse something like that, you know?
01:50:48.000I mean, it's really crazy to wrap your head around that we might figure out one day how to navigate through the universe and fucking go through an actual portal into another place.
01:51:01.000I mean, just basic shit like the Earth's magnetic field, you know, and that there's certain points on the planet where there's hyper-magnetic activity.
01:51:11.000Presented by Science at NASA. That guy sounds like he gets no pussy.
01:51:16.000A favorite theme of science fiction is the portal, an extraordinary opening in space or time that connects travelers to distant realms.
01:51:26.000A good portal is a shortcut, a guide, a door into the unknown.
01:51:36.000And a NASA-funded researcher at the University of Iowa has figured out how to find them.
01:51:41.000We call them X-points, or electron diffusion regions, explains plasma physicist Jack Scudder of the University of Iowa.
01:51:50.000They're places where the magnetic field of Earth connects to the magnetic field of the Sun.
01:51:55.000Creating an uninterrupted path leading from our own planet to the Sun's atmosphere 93 million miles away.
01:52:03.000Observations by NASA's Themis spacecraft and Europe's cluster probes suggest that these magnetic portals open and close dozens of times each day.
01:52:12.000They're typically located a few tens of thousands of kilometers from Earth, where the geomagnetic field meets the onrushing solar wind.
01:52:21.000Most portals are small and short-lived.
01:52:24.000Others are yawning, vast, and sustained.
01:52:27.000Energetic particles can flow through the openings, heating Earth's upper atmosphere, sparking geomagnetic storms, and igniting bright polar auroras.
01:52:38.000NASA is planning a mission called MMS, short for Magnetospheric Multiscale Mission, due to launch in 2014 to study the phenomenon.
01:52:48.000Bristling with energetic particle detectors and magnetic sensors, the four spacecraft of MMS will spread out in Earth's magnetosphere and surround the portals to observe how they work.
01:53:18.000Portals form via the process of magnetic reconnection.
01:53:22.000Mingling lines of magnetic force from the Sun and Earth crisscross and join to create the openings.
01:53:29.000X-points are where the crisscross takes place.
01:53:31.000The sudden joining of magnetic fields can propel jets of charged particles from the X-point, creating an electron diffusion region.
01:53:40.000To learn how to pinpoint these events, Scudder looked at data from a space probe that orbited Earth more than 10 years ago.
01:53:47.000In the late 1990s, NASA's polar spacecraft spent years in Earth's magnetosphere, explained Scudder, and it encountered many X-points during its mission.
01:53:57.000Because Polar carried sensors similar to those of MMS, Scudder decided to see how an X-point looked to Polar.
01:54:04.000Using polar data, we have found five simple combinations of magnetic field and energetic particle measurements that tell us when we've come across an X-point or an electron diffusion region.
01:54:16.000A single spacecraft, properly instrumented, can make these measurements.
01:54:21.000This means that a single member of the MMS constellation, using the diagnostics, can find a portal and alert other members of the constellation.
01:54:30.000Mission planners long thought that MMS might have to...
01:54:34.000If you want to hear the whole thing, go online.
01:54:38.000I'm sure most of us are not absorbing that.
01:54:41.000We're going to have to go back and listen to that and read the paperwork on it.
01:55:38.000This Gobekli Tepe was like the first big one, and now they're always finding, like, they found these concentric rings in the ocean floor that they believe is Atlantis, and I think that's somewhere around Spain.
01:55:51.000You know, there's all sorts of speculation that there might have been a fuckload of civilizations that were, like, really, you know, pretty advanced for the time, and they were living right by the water, and they're gone now.
02:00:22.000Last season, first episode, you know, final season premiere of the game, still would take seeing a UFO. Remember, if I remember correctly, and I could be wrong about David Icke, like, in the beginning of his career as being, like, a dude who lectures on Illuminati type stuff...
02:00:40.000He said some shit about reptilians and then a lot of people turned, that turned him off.
02:00:45.000They're like, fuck, David Icke is that reptilian guy.
02:00:47.000He loses me when he talks about reptilians.
02:00:49.000So then it seemed like he stopped talking about reptilians for a while.
02:00:53.000But recently I just saw this seminar he did and he gets in depth about reptilians.
02:00:59.000He says that all the world leaders have David Icke, I just saw this last week, are being controlled by reptilians that are on a different frequency and they're around them controlling them.
02:01:54.000And then he actually became friends with David Icke and he doesn't really want to get into it, but he says that the reptilian thing makes more sense to him now.
02:03:51.000Michael Rupert, when Michael Rupert was on the show.
02:03:54.000And he would alternate between thinking that it was going to be the end of the world or thinking that people were going to pull it together.
02:04:00.000And I think that you can get caught up in thinking that everything's going to fucking fall apart.
02:04:17.000You get caught up in that the whole world is corrupt and there's doom and gloom everywhere and you get caught up in that whole Alex Jones conspiracy mentality.
02:04:26.000Well, a lot of it's fucking real, man.
02:04:28.000We don't live in a society where the government is all about the people.
02:04:33.000We don't, whether you want to believe it or not.
02:04:34.000The way I look at it is I'm not going to go out there and picket shit, you know.
02:04:39.000Who knows, maybe I'll change my mind if it affects, if something happens that affects me personally, maybe I'll be out there with a picket.
02:04:44.000But one thing we can all do is we can all use Twitter or Facebook just to make people aware.
02:05:02.000You know, there is light at the end of the tunnel from all these conspiracy theories and all that shit.
02:05:06.000I think that there is hope that if everybody was aware, and today more than any other time in history, more people are aware that the government is fucking them than ever before because of the internet.
02:05:19.000So I just think let's just keep making people aware.
02:05:22.000Just keep pounding them over the head with the information.
02:06:42.000It's weird that that doesn't freak people out.
02:06:43.000And it's weird that you can't sue the fuck out of someone who built a building for you and it catches on fire and just fucking collapses like that.
02:06:50.000What about the former head of Star Wars that's coming out?
02:07:04.000He's coming out and saying that based on the evidence, based on all the shit he knows about 9-11, Based on all that shit, he thinks it looks like it's probably Dick Cheney was running all this shit.
02:07:33.000The former head of Star Wars missile defense program under Presidents Ford and Carter has gone public to say that the official version of the 9-11 is a conspiracy theory and his main suspect for the architect of the attacks is Vice President Dick Cheney.
02:08:35.000Yeah, but people always talk about credibility.
02:08:37.000If they would say, if there was some guy on the street and said, I saw bombs, I heard bombs go off, they'd go, he's just some dude on the street.
02:08:44.000Now we got former head of Star Wars, he could be crazy.
02:08:47.000You can't just, at some point, you gotta go, goddammit.
02:08:50.000At some point, you gotta go, of course it's fishy.
02:08:54.000Of course there's people banding together.
02:08:58.00022 Star Wars researchers all committed suicide.
02:10:31.000Their calculation was that the odds of all of these people who had witnessed this one event get murdered or were killed in accidents in such a short period of time was one in something trillion to one.
02:10:44.000Yeah, it's that shit over and over again.
02:12:09.000We were in El Paso doing a Gracie Nationals tournament.
02:12:13.000And he just recently started looking into conspiracy theories and it's like changed his, he kept going on and on and how it's changed his life.
02:13:41.000Well, in this day and age, I think it's starting to matter.
02:13:43.000I think what's going on now with the internet is that young people are coming up with a realization of how the system works, a realization of just human life in general when I say the system.
02:13:52.000A realization of countries and taking other countries' resources.
02:13:57.000The people that are coming up, it's going to be way harder for the children of the people that live today to justify the way the world runs in the future because all this information will be out there.
02:14:08.000Whereas when we were kids, when I was growing up in the 1970s, there was no information about any of this.
02:14:15.000We never had any idea how the fucking world worked.
02:14:17.000You had to go to a library if you wanted to get information, and you had to find the right book.
02:14:24.000It was difficult to find out what the fuck was going on.
02:14:27.000But now pretty much anybody with a phone has instant access to almost any answer to any question they have, or at least to a reasonable extent.
02:14:36.000That's going to change everything, man.
02:14:37.000I think we're just seeing it right now.
02:14:48.000It's not like you're a regular person that lived in the 1970s, that went to school for a certain thing and then lived in a certain neighborhood.
02:14:55.000No, you're going to be influenced by all the humans all over the planet all the time.
02:15:00.000And that's what's going on right now with Twitter.
02:15:02.000That's what's going on right now with this fucking podcast.
02:15:05.000That's what's going on right now with Facebook.
02:15:06.000That's what's going on right now with anybody that starts their own podcast and anybody that starts their own message board and anybody that starts their own thing where they're reaching out and communicating with people and other people lock into it.
02:15:18.000Next thing you know, you got your own little online party going on, man.
02:15:23.000You got your own little online party going on.
02:18:25.000Some super genius dude who's smarter than you, who wouldn't be working for the government, is gonna figure out a way to fuck with that shit.
02:18:31.000Yeah, those drones be acting a fool just a day after they release those things.
02:18:35.000Yeah, I wonder how crackable they are, but I've got to assume that anything that's using radio frequency, you've got to be able to crack that.
02:18:44.000They're going to figure out what the frequency is.
02:18:46.000One drone's going to fall on a child, and then it's going to be...
02:19:53.000Because I think they're unconstitutional.
02:19:56.000I think there's something about them that's illegal.
02:19:59.000I think it's because it's a private company that put them up, and the private company somehow or another was profiting off of these people getting photographed, going through red lights, and someone questioned it.
02:20:12.000I'm doing a terrible job of butchering the argument, or the story, rather.
02:21:41.000When we look back in time at what Galileo had figured out or Copernicus had figured out, I mean, it's all stuff that pretty much everybody knows now, but back then it was this mind-blowing revelations about the nature of the universe.
02:21:55.000Now, if you look at what we know now, our little baby asses know now, and what they're going to know, if we could just keep it together for a hundred years.
02:22:43.000And I think because we're not ready yet, because we're not really quite smart enough to tune in to whatever the fuck frequency they're on, wherever they are, because of that...
02:22:52.000That's why there's no evidence, even though it makes sense.
02:22:56.000I think we're going to come to a point at a certain time where if our technology expands and continues to expand, it's going to get to a point where there's no spot in the universe that we can't traverse.
02:23:07.000I mean, ultimately, if people live for a million years, that's got to happen.
02:23:11.000I mean, what we can do today is impossible.
02:23:14.000What we can do in a thousand years from now is going to be equally impossible to us today.
02:23:19.000You know, everything that's so normal, like Wi-Fi and cellular videos and texting people pictures of your butthole, you know, that...
02:24:03.000They're 99.99% sure that they have recreated this particle based on its mass.
02:24:09.000And they've discovered some incredible shit, man.
02:24:13.000I mean, the whole idea behind it is really mind-blowing, but what's going on is they're tapping into the conditions and recreating the conditions that are like a millisecond after the Big Bang, and they're finding these parts of the universe that they had theorized about.
02:24:33.000And one of them is this Higgs-Boson particle, this God particle.
02:24:38.000It's too hard for me to wrap my puny brain around it, but when I do, it's pretty staggering stuff if you stop and consider where we were in 1912 and where we are today and where we're going to be 2012 with this discovery of the Higgs-Boson, Boson, whatever the fuck...
02:27:14.000So that's where it's coming down from.
02:27:16.000So they hooked us up with a deal on the Alienware computers.
02:27:18.000And like I said, we try to support people that support MMA. And we try to support good companies, which is why I always talk about CTO, which is a fucking awesome coconut juice from Thailand.
02:27:29.000And I got a new case that they just sent me that has pulp in it.
02:28:11.000Because one of them was loose, which had been in my refrigerator for weeks, and the other one just got in the refrigerator right before the podcast started.
02:28:19.000You just pull it out of that big package.
02:30:07.000So a guy who's willing to do that and not tell anybody, he did beat Travis Luter a lot easier and more convincingly than he beat Jell Sonnen though.
02:30:37.000Maybe it's hard, maybe it's easy, but he takes him down and his passing is getting better.
02:30:41.000What if he passes and He might be trying to blow up Chael, but he says that he thinks that Chael has the ability to finish Anderson, and I believe it.
02:30:56.000Any wrestler at that caliber has the ability to squeeze a neck.
02:31:01.000They just got to focus on it just a little bit.
02:31:58.000When you get a good one of those things, when a guy really develops a good one, when they really get a feel for it, especially when they were a big wrestler like a Chael Sonnen guy who already has like a sick squeeze and a sick top game and a sick balance and just knows how to crush things down, they lock on to one technique like that, man.
02:34:41.000If you want to come in with an aikido gi, let them come in with an aikido gi.
02:34:44.000What happens is that the boxing people that made all these rules, they didn't understand exactly what was going on with jiu-jitsu.
02:34:54.000They thought, we're not going to give anybody an unfair advantage, so we're going to take away the gi because people, they saw Hoist choking out Ken Shamrock with this collar.
02:35:45.000They'll take cocoa butter and sleep with it.
02:35:49.000And then wash it off the next morning so your skin appears to be dry.
02:35:53.000And then when you start sweating, it comes out of your pores.
02:35:56.000That's, you know, if you're fighting a leg lock wizard, you're going to shave your fucking legs and grease up, you know?
02:36:01.000And not only that, not only that, another thing that came from boxing that's, what's up with all the Vaseline all over people's faces?
02:36:08.000You don't think that gets all over their bodies?
02:36:11.000A lot of times people get accused of greasing.
02:36:14.000Well, Anderson is in fights, wiped it off his face and under his chest.
02:36:17.000Well, whether you do that or not, When you're fighting and you're grappling, dude's touching your face, touching your chin, then he's touching your arm.
02:36:24.000These guys have Vaseline all over their body by the end of the fight.
02:36:29.000So that's an unfair advantage to a striker.
02:36:35.000We should be pushing to get more submissions.
02:36:39.000In professional football, they push for more offense.
02:36:42.000They change rules and adjust shit for more offense.
02:36:46.000Same thing in Right, so what you're saying is that if they wore, just allowed to wear rash guards, that would basically even up all the problems that we have with grease.
02:36:57.000Some people don't want to wear shit, because remember, in Japan you could wear anything you want, and what the jujitsu guys chose to wear is little tiny shorts.
02:38:50.000People would come in with like tights and they look like a little superhero characters.
02:38:54.000It'd be cool like Aoki was just as famous for the different crazy pants he wore as he was for his fighting.
02:38:59.000I'm down for tights The only problem that I would have with the gi is that you can use the gi as a weapon.
02:39:04.000You could Ezekiel choke the fuck out of somebody and that doesn't feel right.
02:39:07.000Yes, but again, in Pride, they allowed that, but there's way more cons to pros to wearing gis.
02:39:15.000As far as the gis experts, the gis experts said, you know what, yeah, I could choke you out with my sleeve, but dude can choke me out with my own collar, so it's not even worth it.
02:39:24.000Do you remember when Yoshida fought Hoist?
02:39:53.000You know, he was wrapping him up in a gi, supposedly.
02:39:56.000But again, if it was an advantage to wear a gi, all the Brazilians coming over and fighting in pride, they'd all be wearing gis and gi pants.
02:43:29.000They got into it to the point where it was like...
02:43:31.000It was like you were privileged to be there.
02:43:35.000You didn't know that there was a place like this.
02:43:36.000You didn't know that this was something that was going on out there in the world.
02:43:40.000You're watching these badass jiu-jitsu guys fight, and then these Brazilian guys are singing and dancing in the fucking crowds.
02:43:47.000And do you think it's a coincidence that Brazil, maybe the only country or the only country part of the UN, I don't know exactly, but Brazil is super rare in that they go against UN drug policies and make ayahuasca legal.
02:45:27.000If Brazil had legalized weed on top of the way they rock it right now, on top of the greatest crowds of all time, on top of the most insane beaches, you look out and see islands and shit, dudes are selling coconuts.
02:45:38.000If they had weed for free too, I mean legal weed, it would be the most ridiculous country of all time.
02:47:02.000I remember in the early 90s when jiu-jitsu blew up because of Hoist Gracie, because of the UFC, a lot of Brazilians started fucking making the move and opening up shop and taking territories.
02:49:40.000And he was a chess genius, spent all his life doing that, and then he got into martial arts and initially got into kung fu.
02:49:45.000And then I think he was doing push hands, like those push hands competitions.
02:49:49.000And then he got into jiu-jitsu and fell in love with it and started breaking moves down sort of the same way in a disciplined approach, the way he learned to play chess, you know, because they learned to, like, think of moves and chains and regressions.
02:50:01.000And so he broke it down as a discipline, you know, and made that MG in Action website.
02:50:08.000And he's got all the different techniques...
02:50:11.000And you have that same shit going on too at 10thplanetjujitsu.com, right?
02:50:16.000You can go there and you have it set up where you have all the different moves and techniques.
02:50:20.000And someone doesn't even have to train here.
02:50:23.000They can learn your shit online and then bring it to a local jiu-jitsu gym and practice it.
02:50:28.000I release episodes of the show called Mastering the System.
02:50:39.000Yeah, it's an amazing resource for someone who lives somewhere, like say if you're stuck somewhere and they don't have any high-level jiu-jitsu, you can get together with your friends and you can start a club.
02:50:49.000You could get a certain amount of people and maybe they have mats at the YMCA. When I was a kid, the YMCA had mats.
02:50:56.000You could set some mats up and you could start a club.
02:50:59.000There's so many guys out there, so many run-ins.
02:51:01.000They're getting two or three of their friends, putting mats in their garage, and studying Marcelo.
02:51:06.000You can study the Mendez brothers, study Edgar Vau.
02:51:10.000You can get mastering the system, put it all together, and have some fucking fun.
02:51:15.000And then they'll take trips sometimes.
02:51:16.000A lot of these guys will come in, and they'll train in Manhattan for a week.
02:51:20.000That's what George St. Pierre did when he was young.
02:51:22.000Went to Henzo's and trained there, or they'll go to We're in Burbank now, folks.
02:54:01.000I put together a party where I made sure that all my 10th Planet people, because there's going to be a bunch of them there this weekend, they could all get into one spot without any trouble.