The Joe Rogan Experience - September 07, 2012


Joe Rogan Experience #262 - "Freeway" Rick Ross


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 32 minutes

Words per Minute

198.3554

Word Count

30,193

Sentence Count

3,065

Misogynist Sentences

87

Hate Speech Sentences

54


Summary

On this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the boys talk about the new Samsung Galaxy S3, the FBI spying on Brody, and how much money you should be spending on supplements. Joe also talks about how much he's getting paid for his time on the show, and why he doesn't even work anymore. The boys also talk about how to get over a hangover, and what to do if you have a cold. And of course, there's a special guest appearance from Freeway Ross, AKA Ricky Ross, aka Freeway the Rapper, who joins the guys to talk about his life and how he's completely addicted to the supplements he's been consuming. Joe and the boys also discuss how much they're getting paid and why they should be working on getting rid of their bad habits. Finally, the guys talk about some of the craziest things they've been drinking and how they're going to get rid of them in the near future. Enjoy the episode and don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes and tell us what you thought of it! XOXO, Joe and Brody Thanks for listening and God Bless! -Joe Rogan and the Boys. -The Joe Rogans Experience -Jon Sorrentino and the Rogans Podcast Logo by Courtney DeKorte Music by Ian Dorsch and the crew at The Root Crew and The Crew at Slauson Creemore Records Thank you for all your support and support the show! and the support we've been giving us the chance to make this podcast a chance to be featured on the next episode of The Jermo Rogan Show. We really appreciate it. We really do appreciate all the love, support, support us, and we really appreciate the support, we really do have a lot of support, and it means a lot more than we can't thank you, it's a lot, we appreciate it, we're really appreciate you, we'll see you. We'll get back to you in the next week with more of your support in the coming episodes, we can see you, more of you, so we'll hear you back in a week, more than you can see it, more, we won't have it, and more in a few days, we love you, Thank you, you'll get it, next week, we hear you, thank you back, more next week.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Woof?
00:00:02.000 You're woofing now?
00:00:03.000 Yeah.
00:00:04.000 What the fuck are you doing, man?
00:00:06.000 You're ruining the whole program.
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00:01:20.000 You know how you had the problem with Doug Benson?
00:01:22.000 You text him and he never got it?
00:01:24.000 Yeah.
00:01:25.000 I saw that happen two more times since then.
00:01:27.000 I saw it happen again last night where I sent text messages to Brody and he never got it.
00:01:31.000 Listen, son, you're on an FBI list.
00:01:33.000 I know.
00:01:33.000 What the fuck?
00:01:34.000 You know you're on an FBI list.
00:01:35.000 You know you are.
00:01:36.000 We got Freeway motherfucking Ricky Ross on the podcast.
00:01:40.000 You don't think all your cell phone text messages are being intercepted?
00:01:43.000 Listen, son, we've been, ever since Michael Rupert was on this motherfucker, we've been under lockdown.
00:01:48.000 That's why your shit's missing.
00:01:50.000 Some FBI dude's whacking off to your dick pictures.
00:01:53.000 It's gonna be worse now.
00:01:54.000 It's gonna be worse now, goddammit.
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00:02:46.000 And what it does is it forces your body to move as one unit.
00:02:49.000 And so you get strong and actually moving shit around as opposed to just getting like a good bench press.
00:02:55.000 You know what I'm saying?
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00:03:21.000 It's just high levels of refined nutrients.
00:03:24.000 There's a 100% money-back guarantee on the first 30 pills of these things.
00:03:27.000 If you try them and you say this is bullshit...
00:03:30.000 And by the way, I have friends that say it's bullshit.
00:03:32.000 I'm going to be honest with you.
00:03:34.000 I have people that I know very well.
00:03:35.000 They try it.
00:03:36.000 They don't like it.
00:03:37.000 For me, it's fucking elixir.
00:03:39.000 For me, it's God's gift.
00:03:41.000 For Duncan Trestle, it's God's gift.
00:03:42.000 Joey Diaz raves about it.
00:03:44.000 Lorenzo Fertitta is completely addicted to this stuff.
00:03:46.000 But Brian doesn't even like it.
00:03:48.000 It doesn't even work on him.
00:03:49.000 Oh, I just...
00:03:50.000 I don't see...
00:03:51.000 For a while, I thought it was doing something, but then I got off it, and I was like, wait, I feel the same.
00:03:56.000 And I don't know.
00:03:57.000 I think if you're on it, shouldn't you be more...
00:04:00.000 I don't know.
00:04:01.000 You might be too retarded for alpha brain.
00:04:03.000 Yeah, it might be just too past that.
00:04:05.000 You might be too retarded for alpha brain.
00:04:06.000 But for me, it's the shit, son.
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00:04:10.000 New mood is fantastic.
00:04:11.000 What new mood is, it's a 5-HTP and L-tryptophan supplement.
00:04:15.000 And 5-HTP helps your brain produce serotonin.
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00:04:21.000 5-HTP has long been used as an antidepressant by a lot of people.
00:04:24.000 You take that 5-HTP, your brain produces more serotonin, which, by the way, as you get older, it just fucking slows down.
00:04:30.000 You can either deal with it and deal with this new level of feeling that you have, or you can supplement.
00:04:34.000 And that's what I'm all about, man.
00:04:36.000 I'm all about taking the shit that makes me feel the best.
00:04:38.000 It's the most healthy.
00:04:40.000 That's why I'm down with Alpha Brain, you dirty fucks.
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00:05:17.000 Oh, by the way, whoever sent me that fucking werewolf having sex with the gorilla, you're a bad motherfucker.
00:05:22.000 Yeah.
00:05:22.000 I told a story about a crazy dream that I had.
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00:05:54.000 And for me, I just want you to be you.
00:05:58.000 Alright?
00:05:58.000 That's all I want out of you, you dirty fucks.
00:06:00.000 Alright, we got a hell of a show tomorrow night at the Lobero Theater in Santa Barbara, California.
00:06:05.000 Joe Diaz and Duncan Trussell.
00:06:06.000 But right now, Fui Re Ricky is in the fucking house.
00:06:10.000 We're gonna get down to business.
00:06:11.000 Hit the music, son.
00:06:15.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:06:19.000 It's my night, all day!
00:06:25.000 You know, rarely in life does it become more evident to me that we are on the wrong fucking track as a culture than when I pick up Rolling Stone.
00:06:38.000 And Rolling Stone used to have Hunter S. Thompson writing stories about taking acid in Vegas and they were spectacular.
00:06:46.000 I mean, today they still have Matt Taibbi who breaks down all the reality behind the financial crisis.
00:06:51.000 But Rolling Stone has a guy on it.
00:06:54.000 Who's really fat, and he's covered in tattoos, and he's got your name.
00:07:01.000 This is the craziest shit I have ever seen in my life as a human.
00:07:05.000 Because at this point, it's like, we're weird, man.
00:07:09.000 We are a weird fucking species.
00:07:11.000 There's nothing weirder than, like, as if, if he hadn't called himself Rick Ross, this shit would have never happened for him.
00:07:18.000 As if.
00:07:20.000 I mean, what kind of faith does that have in your talent?
00:07:23.000 He could change his name right now.
00:07:24.000 He could change his name right now to something else and be just as huge.
00:07:27.000 I mean, how many times has Puff Daddy changed his name?
00:07:30.000 P. Diddy?
00:07:31.000 Now he's just Diddy?
00:07:32.000 You know, think about that.
00:07:34.000 Well, you know, but his whole image is based on the name.
00:07:37.000 You know, he's built his whole career around this name.
00:07:41.000 He's afraid to change it.
00:07:43.000 That's a thing that some dudes do.
00:07:45.000 They'll call themselves Capone.
00:07:47.000 They'll call themselves something fucked up that's like, I'm Tony Montana, motherfucker.
00:07:52.000 They'll call themselves somebody who actually was a bad motherfucker.
00:07:56.000 So what people don't know, people that aren't from my generation, what they don't know is that during this whole Iran-Contra thing that was going on, when it became revealed that Oliver North, that they were selling illegal guns and there was some drug dealing in the CIA in the hood that was admitted and not admitted.
00:08:19.000 It was crazy times.
00:08:20.000 But my point is, You became a prominent figure on the news.
00:08:24.000 It was a big, high-profile case, and before you went to jail, it was very evident who you were.
00:08:31.000 I mean, it was a big case.
00:08:33.000 Yeah, it was.
00:08:34.000 The LA Times once put me on as the Walmart of crack cocaine.
00:08:38.000 I think that's what he said.
00:08:41.000 Hey, Joe.
00:08:42.000 Oh, sorry.
00:08:42.000 This is Freeway's friend.
00:08:44.000 What is your name again, brother?
00:08:45.000 I'm Rick's attorney.
00:08:45.000 His attorney.
00:08:46.000 Yeah, Antonio.
00:08:47.000 Antonio, thanks.
00:08:48.000 You know I got to ride with an attorney now.
00:08:49.000 I hear you, bro.
00:08:50.000 That's smart.
00:08:51.000 And put me over.
00:08:52.000 Hey, you...
00:08:52.000 You got the perfect attorney, though.
00:08:54.000 He's young and cool.
00:08:55.000 You know, you lucked out.
00:08:56.000 Joe, we gotta remember what year it was.
00:08:58.000 It was 1996. And the thing is, the guy says that he came up with the name in 96. So in 96, Rick's name is everywhere.
00:09:04.000 I'm talking about globally, everywhere.
00:09:06.000 C-SPAN, congressional hearings, and then the guy says, I imagine it up in 96. That's what he said.
00:09:11.000 He has some cockamamie name.
00:09:13.000 I don't know.
00:09:37.000 Oh, you didn't know there was Rick Ross?
00:09:38.000 That's like calling yourself, you know, I'm going to be Mitt Romney.
00:09:41.000 And he's a philosopher of gang and drug culture.
00:09:47.000 You know, he says that he knows all the drug dealers and all the gangbangers and the whole, you know, the whole nature of the business.
00:09:55.000 Yeah, that's another sticky point, huh?
00:09:56.000 But he didn't know.
00:09:57.000 But he didn't know about you.
00:09:58.000 He didn't know about me.
00:09:59.000 That's crazy.
00:09:59.000 Wikipedia did, though.
00:10:01.000 Yeah.
00:10:02.000 Noriega, Pablo Escobar.
00:10:04.000 Yeah.
00:10:04.000 There was no Wikipedia in 96, unfortunately, though, right?
00:10:08.000 When did he start becoming famous for it?
00:10:11.000 The name.
00:10:12.000 07?
00:10:14.000 Yeah.
00:10:15.000 See, that's when we started to slide.
00:10:17.000 We started falling apart.
00:10:17.000 Last year of the Bush administration, motherfuckers were losing hope.
00:10:21.000 They're like, this doesn't even make sense.
00:10:22.000 He's like, fuck it, this can't last.
00:10:24.000 I'm just going to call myself Rick Ross.
00:10:26.000 And boom!
00:10:27.000 Cover of Rolling Stone, kid.
00:10:30.000 That's weird.
00:10:31.000 It's Rolling Stone.
00:10:32.000 I can't even get a story in there.
00:10:33.000 Why can't they?
00:10:34.000 They won't write a story about you?
00:10:35.000 They never wrote about me.
00:10:36.000 I used to write Rolling Stone when I was in prison and try to get them to do a story about the drug war and what was going on and the whole thing.
00:10:44.000 But it's so crazy, you know?
00:10:46.000 It's like...
00:10:48.000 They don't like me, but he can go on with my name, with my story, and rap on Monday Night Football about selling drugs.
00:10:56.000 Did he rap on Monday Night Football?
00:10:58.000 Yeah, he opened for it.
00:10:59.000 Really?
00:11:00.000 What did he do?
00:11:01.000 He did Triumphant with Mariah Carey.
00:11:03.000 Wow.
00:11:04.000 And does he talk about selling drugs in that song?
00:11:07.000 I mean, that's all he talks about.
00:11:09.000 I didn't hear him do the song, but I mean, everything he raps about is drugs.
00:11:12.000 Really?
00:11:13.000 That's it.
00:11:14.000 What people don't know is he used to be a corrections officer.
00:11:17.000 The story gets crazier and crazier.
00:11:20.000 He's like a character in a Will Ferrell movie.
00:11:22.000 He's like some nutty dude that gets exposed that has been putting on this...
00:11:27.000 It's not like he's putting on a hustle in 1980 when you had to go to the library to find out about people.
00:11:33.000 You're trying to put a hustle on and this is a different time, man.
00:11:36.000 You can't do that anymore.
00:11:37.000 Yeah.
00:11:38.000 Well, you know, our people are so, I don't know, man, so lost that it doesn't matter anymore.
00:11:45.000 You know, you can come up and tell them anything and they go for it.
00:11:49.000 And then once they discover that they've been lied to, they still, you know, kind of like just mosey right on along.
00:11:55.000 No, Rick, tell them how you said he came up with the, how you decided to be a correctional officer in Rolling Stone.
00:12:00.000 They called him Big Boss.
00:12:01.000 No, no, no.
00:12:02.000 I heard that one.
00:12:04.000 In the article itself that you have in front of me, he says that he was eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with his friend.
00:12:10.000 His friend got caught for selling dope and the friend's father just tells him to...
00:12:14.000 His friend goes away for a long time.
00:12:16.000 His friend goes away for a long time.
00:12:17.000 And the father walks up to him and says, you need to get a job.
00:12:20.000 Become a correctional officer.
00:12:22.000 Yeah, did you just explain this to me?
00:12:24.000 Like really recently you told me this?
00:12:26.000 No, it was in the Rolling Stone.
00:12:28.000 Right, but didn't you explain it to me recently too?
00:12:29.000 When was the last time I talked to you?
00:12:31.000 Before this came out.
00:12:32.000 Yeah.
00:12:33.000 Yeah.
00:12:34.000 Ridiculous.
00:12:34.000 Yeah, I mean...
00:12:35.000 Because I kind of remember that statement.
00:12:36.000 I mean, you think about it and then you think about it from a level of your son just got arrested for cocaine sales.
00:12:43.000 The first thing you're going to say to his friend is, go be his prison guard.
00:12:48.000 Jesus Christ.
00:12:49.000 How crazy is that?
00:12:49.000 Keep him in jail.
00:12:50.000 You know, they've done those studies.
00:12:52.000 They did a study, I think it was at Stanford, where they did a prison guard study where they had students pretend to be prisoners and prison guards.
00:13:00.000 Almost immediately, the prison guards became abusive.
00:13:03.000 Fake.
00:13:04.000 Study.
00:13:04.000 Kids.
00:13:05.000 Just kids.
00:13:06.000 I worked as a security guard at Great Woods.
00:13:09.000 It was like a performance arts place in Mansfield, Massachusetts.
00:13:14.000 It was like outside of Boston.
00:13:16.000 It was like all the big concerts would come there, like Bon Jovi and shit.
00:13:19.000 And I was a security guard there.
00:13:21.000 And I'm not a big dude.
00:13:22.000 And so I was like, someone's going to fuck me up.
00:13:25.000 This is ridiculous.
00:13:27.000 Being in a position of security, well, I mean, I'm just a security guard at a concert place.
00:13:31.000 But I swear to God, within a couple of months of working there, you develop this us versus them mentality.
00:13:37.000 You deal with enough drunken people, enough craziness that dudes were hitting dudes.
00:13:42.000 Guys I never thought would hit somebody were hitting people.
00:13:46.000 What's that authority?
00:13:47.000 When you get that authority over somebody and you feel that you have the whole system behind you and that you're right and you can't do wrong.
00:13:57.000 Matter of fact, a guy that was in custody while he was a guard had called me one day and told me that this guy was one of the worst guards that you could be, you know?
00:14:07.000 If you had an extra soup, he would take it from you.
00:14:10.000 An extra stamp.
00:14:12.000 Oh, you one stamp over.
00:14:14.000 Oh no.
00:14:15.000 And he'd go running to the general.
00:14:17.000 Oh, he had an extra stamp.
00:14:18.000 I'm like, what?
00:14:21.000 I want to get a bunch of guys, you know, whenever I get a chance, I want to get a bunch of guys that was in jail with them and just get their stories and see.
00:14:28.000 And then the irony of it all is that you sit there and you're watching like the BET Awards and he's hollering out, for all my guys locked up in prison.
00:14:36.000 Oh my God, all the people that I used to tell to shut the fuck up.
00:14:40.000 And then the guys in prison are crying, man, you gotta stop that guy, man.
00:14:44.000 That's crazy.
00:14:44.000 Why are you guys letting him do that?
00:14:46.000 Matter of fact, I was with...
00:14:48.000 Somebody a couple days ago, and they were saying that this guy that he's been rapping about in his songs that's in prison is like, man, the guy messed my appeal up.
00:14:58.000 You know, I was on appeal and he got on a record and told him everything that I did.
00:15:01.000 Oh, no way.
00:15:03.000 Oh, my God.
00:15:05.000 He told his story through rapping?
00:15:07.000 What an asshole.
00:15:08.000 Yeah, and also...
00:15:09.000 It's like, dude, even Rick Ross knows what he did.
00:15:11.000 He fucked up his appeal?
00:15:13.000 That's ridiculous.
00:15:14.000 Man, they say he did a documentary on the guys in Miami that were supposed to have been drug dealers, and some of those guys are like, man, he should have never did that.
00:15:23.000 He never got our permission.
00:15:24.000 He never asked us.
00:15:26.000 Wow.
00:15:26.000 And...
00:15:27.000 And now those guys are exposed?
00:15:28.000 Exposed.
00:15:29.000 Did you hear that Griselda Blanco got assassinated the other day?
00:15:34.000 Yeah, I heard that.
00:15:35.000 You know who she is, huh?
00:15:36.000 Yeah.
00:15:36.000 Of course, it's business.
00:15:37.000 It's business.
00:15:38.000 You know who all the key players are?
00:15:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:42.000 Griselda Blanco was the old lady in Cocaine Cowboys.
00:15:46.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:15:47.000 Oh, you weren't with me in Florida.
00:15:50.000 Billy Corbin, the guy who's the director of it, came to one of the shows.
00:15:54.000 He was a fucking cool guy.
00:15:55.000 The amazing thing is that she stayed alive so long after going to war with Carlos Escobar.
00:16:01.000 She killed everybody.
00:16:02.000 That chick is responsible for the deaths of who knows how many people, but they eventually got her somewhere.
00:16:08.000 That's what happens, though, when you start that black market on drugs or with anything.
00:16:14.000 You give that power and the ability to make so much money that it just corrupts people from all walks of life.
00:16:23.000 I don't think nobody's immune to it.
00:16:26.000 And doesn't that work the same way with fame like this?
00:16:28.000 I mean, it's very similar.
00:16:30.000 Like, what's happening to him?
00:16:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:16:32.000 I mean, that's very corrupting as well, right?
00:16:35.000 It'll make you bullshit your way through a story in order to keep your money coming in.
00:16:40.000 I had to do a lot of research for this case, and I actually read an interesting article by his sister.
00:16:46.000 It was an interview of his sister, and she said he's lost in this image.
00:16:51.000 Lost in image.
00:16:52.000 He believes he's Rick Ross.
00:16:54.000 Wow.
00:16:54.000 Yeah, he does.
00:16:55.000 I mean, even when we...
00:16:56.000 That's crazy.
00:16:57.000 We took his deposition down in Miami.
00:17:00.000 It was the first time that me and him was face-to-face in a room together.
00:17:03.000 I mean, he rolled his eyes.
00:17:05.000 He gave me a finger.
00:17:07.000 What?
00:17:08.000 He gave you the finger?
00:17:09.000 How long ago was this?
00:17:10.000 It was about four or five months ago, at least.
00:17:12.000 That is ridiculous.
00:17:13.000 So it's after you did this podcast.
00:17:15.000 Yeah, it was after we did the podcast last night.
00:17:17.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
00:17:17.000 He gave you the finger.
00:17:18.000 What is he, 12?
00:17:20.000 Who the fuck gives someone the finger?
00:17:21.000 Have you ever done that?
00:17:22.000 Like, fuck you, man.
00:17:24.000 The only time you do this is when you're in your car and you gotta go.
00:17:27.000 Yeah, and then what's funny is you go after Krishan, who's like a little 5'4 white woman.
00:17:32.000 Who did he go after?
00:17:34.000 Krishan, the MTV... I don't know what that is.
00:17:35.000 Oh, she's like MTV V-host.
00:17:37.000 What happened?
00:17:38.000 She said something about Rick Ross, and then he was claiming that he was going to be violent against her.
00:17:43.000 Really?
00:17:43.000 But when the kingpin's in the room, it's kind of like...
00:17:46.000 Wow, he gave you the finger though, huh?
00:17:47.000 Yeah.
00:17:49.000 That alone's a victory.
00:17:51.000 When a grown man looks at you and you don't say shit to him and he has to give you the finger.
00:17:55.000 Like, come on, you silly bitch.
00:17:57.000 Yeah, but he's such a...
00:17:58.000 I don't know.
00:17:59.000 You know, his album flopped this time.
00:18:01.000 Did it?
00:18:02.000 But he's on the cover of Rolling Stone.
00:18:04.000 But I don't think you can...
00:18:05.000 You can have a flopped album and still go on the cover of Rolling Stones if...
00:18:09.000 I'm going to call my agent.
00:18:11.000 If you buy it.
00:18:12.000 If you buy the cover.
00:18:13.000 I think all this stuff...
00:18:14.000 Oh, you buy it?
00:18:15.000 I think you buy it now.
00:18:16.000 It's not about being good or...
00:18:21.000 You know, being successful.
00:18:23.000 You know, it's about, can you pay for it now?
00:18:26.000 It's amazing that today, in 2012, this image that he's projecting of his underwear and then his pants, like, halfway buckled, halfway down his underwear, with his big fat belly hanging out.
00:18:41.000 Like, what are we doing in 2012?
00:18:43.000 We're fucking crazy.
00:18:44.000 Yeah, it's funny Rick talked about Rolling Stone because Spin Magazine did an article on Freeway Rick that was on the cover all week this week.
00:18:52.000 Spin did this?
00:18:53.000 Yeah, he was on the cover.
00:18:54.000 Spin's a great magazine.
00:18:55.000 There's some great exposés in there.
00:18:57.000 And they did a piece on the rapper called Master of His Own Reality.
00:19:00.000 And they talked about how he's taking the criminal black man image and just perpetuating it, just using it to sell an image of himself that isn't true because he came from a good home.
00:19:11.000 Right.
00:19:11.000 So he's basically like a character.
00:19:13.000 He's doing like an Andrew Dice Clay character.
00:19:16.000 I don't know if he's doing a pure character.
00:19:18.000 I think he's doing a copy of Rick.
00:19:20.000 And I think that he's doing a copy based on...
00:19:22.000 Well, he's way fatter than you.
00:19:24.000 He's not trying to look like you at all.
00:19:26.000 But what does it mean?
00:19:28.000 You're not covered with tattoos.
00:19:29.000 He's covered with tattoos.
00:19:31.000 We say I look like I'm on crack, so...
00:19:33.000 You look like a healthy man.
00:19:34.000 You look like a guy who's probably going to live to be 100 years old.
00:19:37.000 It's people that are really big and fat that are fucked, man.
00:19:40.000 Your heart is pushing extra hard for that shit, son.
00:19:43.000 How much cardio are you doing?
00:19:44.000 Yeah, well, you know, when you got those people behind you, you know, with that money, they put some money in your pocket, and you feel like you're going to live forever.
00:19:52.000 You know, if money will keep me alive, then I'm good.
00:19:55.000 Well, that certainly would happen to a lot of these guys.
00:19:57.000 But it's also, I think, he's going to stuck with what got him to the dance, and that's just bullshitting.
00:20:01.000 He's just going to bullshit until he slides into a wall.
00:20:04.000 You know what I mean?
00:20:05.000 He's just going to keep going.
00:20:06.000 While he's in motion, he's just going to keep bullshitting.
00:20:08.000 Yeah.
00:20:08.000 I mean, why would he tell the truth?
00:20:09.000 He's not going to say, listen, here's the deal, man.
00:20:11.000 Well, you know, I wonder how come when the guy goes on radio stations and the host, you know, they never, you know, because I heard him on a couple of radio stations, and they never ask him, man, Why did you take this guy's name?
00:20:21.000 He's a big guy.
00:20:23.000 He kind of mad dogs people.
00:20:24.000 I've seen him mad dogs and people that have tried to ask him some things about you and he gets real loud about it.
00:20:30.000 It's uncomfortable to be around a dude that big who's pissed off.
00:20:35.000 The only thing I will say to you, Joe, is that I think we've been doing a viral campaign of truth.
00:20:41.000 And if you read the Rolling Stone article, he spends a lot of time talking about things that are uncomfortable for him.
00:20:46.000 Correctional officer, playing football, things that he's never talked about.
00:20:50.000 I totally didn't even plan on reading this shit.
00:20:52.000 I just got it, and I said I have to bring it in because I knew that Rick was coming in.
00:20:55.000 Well, he talks about playing football, and we believe it's because we brought up the fact that when we called the school, they didn't have a record of him playing football.
00:21:02.000 And look at this here.
00:21:03.000 So he never played football either?
00:21:04.000 Check this out.
00:21:05.000 Check this out.
00:21:06.000 Go ahead.
00:21:08.000 I mean, we reached out to the athletic director, and they said that they don't have him on the roster.
00:21:11.000 For the whole 90s, they don't have a William Roberts.
00:21:14.000 Nothing.
00:21:14.000 I mean, I would love to see the roster in that picture.
00:21:17.000 Wow.
00:21:18.000 I'll tell you a lot about that, too.
00:21:19.000 Why would that be surprising, right?
00:21:21.000 Check this here out.
00:21:22.000 Have you ever heard of an All-American football player without one pitcher with a uniform on?
00:21:29.000 I don't know.
00:21:30.000 I wouldn't be able to tell you.
00:21:31.000 How possible is that?
00:21:32.000 I think it's impossible to be an all-American football player.
00:21:36.000 It seems like they take a lot of pictures of those guys.
00:21:39.000 But not have one picture anywhere in the world.
00:21:41.000 But how old is he supposed to be?
00:21:43.000 Is he supposed to be like 40?
00:21:44.000 How old is he?
00:21:45.000 35?
00:21:46.000 He graduated in 96. So he's about 37?
00:21:49.000 Is that what that is?
00:21:50.000 36?
00:21:51.000 Maybe.
00:21:52.000 He seems like he's fucking crazy, is what he seems like.
00:21:55.000 He seems like he's just some dude who figured out a good hustle, and he's just riding it.
00:22:01.000 Yeah, he is.
00:22:02.000 But he's definitely crazy.
00:22:05.000 I mean, you know, they just spent $1.3 million fighting me in court to keep my name.
00:22:10.000 Really?
00:22:10.000 That's what they said they paid attorneys.
00:22:12.000 Now, what did you do to defend yourself?
00:22:16.000 Did you defend yourself on your own?
00:22:17.000 Because you know a lot about law.
00:22:18.000 Yeah, but I had good attorneys with me.
00:22:21.000 You brought him as well.
00:22:22.000 We have a firm, Yawson and Nessie, that's been helping us, and then myself, a lot of research.
00:22:29.000 You know, really this thing is going to come down to whether or not he starts to understand that we're not going away.
00:22:35.000 So they essentially try to spend so much money that they sort of drowned you in bullshit.
00:22:41.000 Oh, they did.
00:22:42.000 They worked the hell out of my attorneys.
00:22:45.000 I'm talking about a couple, what, like three months straight we was in depositions every day.
00:22:51.000 Wow.
00:22:53.000 Again, what a crazy world we live in.
00:22:55.000 How could that even take three months?
00:22:58.000 They got nine attorneys.
00:23:00.000 But that's amazing, isn't it?
00:23:02.000 If you really stop and think about the absurdity of that, that they would spend months on that.
00:23:07.000 They would spend months on, this is his name.
00:23:09.000 No, that's his name.
00:23:11.000 Okay, that's it.
00:23:11.000 We're done here.
00:23:12.000 It seems like that would take three seconds.
00:23:14.000 It just shows you how mad we are.
00:23:17.000 We're like a mad culture.
00:23:18.000 You know, you would think that with this guy that once they sent him a bill for $200,000, he would say, well, what's going on here?
00:23:26.000 But then, no.
00:23:27.000 They sent him a bill for $500,000, and he still doesn't say what's going on here.
00:23:30.000 Then they sent him a bill for $600,000.
00:23:32.000 He still doesn't.
00:23:33.000 We're up to $1.3 million, and this guy hasn't said, hey, you know what?
00:23:38.000 Let's sit down and talk about selling this case.
00:23:40.000 It seems like he could have just given you that money and then changed his name.
00:23:44.000 Yeah, we got a foundation, Freeway Literacy Foundation.
00:23:47.000 Have him be part of that.
00:23:48.000 How much would he?
00:23:49.000 Would you take that and then just drop everything?
00:23:51.000 No, no, no.
00:23:52.000 I like to laugh.
00:23:55.000 Alright, how much would it cost to let him use your name?
00:23:59.000 We don't have a license fee yet.
00:24:01.000 There's no license fee.
00:24:02.000 Okay, so essentially, let's say the dude loses in court, but he wants to continue to call himself Rick Ross.
00:24:08.000 And plus, I guess he has to compensate you for the use of it.
00:24:11.000 If he loses in court, he can forget it.
00:24:13.000 Really?
00:24:13.000 If he wins in court, then...
00:24:14.000 Like, where are you at right now?
00:24:17.000 How many times have you guys been before a judge?
00:24:22.000 Wait, say that one more time.
00:24:22.000 How many times have you guys been before a judge?
00:24:24.000 How many times have there, or should I say, have there been rulings?
00:24:27.000 There's been really like two rulings.
00:24:29.000 Two rulings.
00:24:30.000 Three rulings.
00:24:31.000 Three rulings.
00:24:31.000 What'd they say?
00:24:32.000 And what essentially happened was Rick first decided to go for, Freeway Rick decided to go to federal court, and when he went to federal court, it's not the best place because California has so much better protections for, I guess you could say, personality rights, name rights.
00:24:46.000 So, you know, federal court said, go take it to California.
00:24:49.000 There's a better place to hear it there.
00:24:51.000 Came to California and first we sued Universal because Universal is the home of Def Jam.
00:24:56.000 The judge said Rick was late in filing against Universal.
00:24:59.000 But Warner Brothers did a new deal with the rapper William Roberts Rosé last year.
00:25:07.000 And as a result, we're not...
00:25:09.000 Now that's him as well?
00:25:11.000 Rosé is him?
00:25:12.000 Rosé is the same person.
00:25:13.000 Why does he have a bunch of different names?
00:25:15.000 After we filed a suit, he changed it from Rick Ross to Rick Rosé.
00:25:20.000 No, he didn't change it.
00:25:23.000 But still, the thing is, so much value has been put in.
00:25:26.000 Let me start off by saying, there's a video of Lior Cohen, the president of Warner, talking about a fast-forward model.
00:25:34.000 His name is Lior?
00:25:36.000 Lior, L-Y-O-R. He talks about something called a fast forward model.
00:25:40.000 They don't want to develop artists anymore.
00:25:42.000 So essentially, they try to fast forward them.
00:25:44.000 And what essentially happened, we believe, is that the labels looked at the fact that this Rick Ross was untapped and they realized, we can just put an artist out and there's already value.
00:25:55.000 A name, yeah.
00:25:57.000 And so he said that the name came out from him in 96, but it really was like 2007 when he started working?
00:26:03.000 Yeah.
00:26:05.000 It's a crazy case, man.
00:26:06.000 I don't know what it would be like walking around where there's another man who has my name.
00:26:10.000 Oh man, it's awful.
00:26:11.000 People call you to book you and they don't know if you're him or you.
00:26:16.000 Wow.
00:26:17.000 It's confusion.
00:26:19.000 It's fucking weird.
00:26:20.000 But at the same time, I just want him to stop.
00:26:24.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:26:25.000 I'm like, why you got to take my name?
00:26:27.000 I built this name and he had had some crazy, he was with Funkmaster Flex and they said some crazy stuff like I should be happy that he kept me alive.
00:26:37.000 And even with that, if the guy would come out and admit that he took the name, it would be a little more comforting.
00:26:43.000 But when you sit here and lie to me, it just makes it where I'm like, you know, man, this guy here is totally full of...
00:26:49.000 So are you in appeal right now?
00:26:52.000 Where do you stand?
00:26:53.000 We're actually in process of deposing possibly Lear Cohen and Sean Combs.
00:26:58.000 We're moving forward with trial against Warner Brothers.
00:27:00.000 The judge ruled in our favor as far as Warner Brothers cannot take a statute of limitations out to get out of the case.
00:27:06.000 And so we're moving forward against Warner Brothers to trial.
00:27:09.000 Wow.
00:27:10.000 Whoa, that's crazy.
00:27:11.000 Now, what I will say is that there's two fundamental differences with what Rick Ross has done with Freeway Rick versus 50 Cents or Jay-Z with Jazzo.
00:27:20.000 And the first being that this is his birth name.
00:27:23.000 When you take somebody's birth name, especially somebody like Rick, you essentially can create confusion when you walk in the room because it's not a nickname.
00:27:31.000 They're not going to clear it up.
00:27:32.000 They're going to be like, how many people walk in the room and say, I'm Stanley Roberts?
00:27:35.000 And that's just not their name.
00:27:36.000 Right.
00:27:39.000 Let's explain what you meant by that, though, because a lot of people don't know what you meant by Jay-Z and Jazzo.
00:27:44.000 Jazzo was a famous neighborhood rapper where Jay-Z lived, and then Jay-Z became Jay-Z, and he kind of copied that dude's name.
00:27:53.000 Yeah, 50 Cent is there was a bank robber.
00:27:55.000 But these are neighborhood names.
00:27:56.000 Rick's name was in Time Magazine.
00:27:58.000 Rick Ross was in Time Magazine in 2001, the name.
00:28:01.000 You know, it was a congressional hearings, dateline.
00:28:04.000 This isn't a name that needed to be built up.
00:28:06.000 So when Rick gets out, he's getting approached by Nick Cassavetti, Ari Emanuel, Jeff Berg, the top people in Hollywood.
00:28:12.000 He doesn't need the rapper to build his name up.
00:28:14.000 It's just also crazy because you know that he says that he's an expert on the culture.
00:28:21.000 So it's insanity.
00:28:23.000 No, there's articles.
00:28:23.000 There's an article.
00:28:24.000 Look, there's an article where he says in 01, I mean, I'm sorry, 06. This is the rapper, Show and Prove XXL. He says, it's rumored that the guy started the Crips.
00:28:33.000 Then you come out with a song with Jay-Z and Dre, Three Kings, where he says, my cousin was a Crip, heard it was a C thing.
00:28:39.000 It's like, come on, man.
00:28:40.000 I mean, how much are you going to do to copy the man's life?
00:28:42.000 I mean, there are no...
00:28:43.000 I don't think there's many Crips walking around Florida.
00:28:47.000 Wow.
00:28:49.000 So strange.
00:28:51.000 It's a strange, strange thing to lock onto that.
00:28:54.000 I wonder what his mindset is.
00:28:56.000 I wonder if he just feels like he's got something successful and fucking, well, I mess with what's good.
00:29:01.000 I'm just going to keep driving until the wheels fall off.
00:29:04.000 Yeah, but any rational person would come and say, you know what, I've done good off of this person.
00:29:11.000 You know, they've helped me get here.
00:29:12.000 Let me go to the table and square this up.
00:29:16.000 Uh huh.
00:29:16.000 You know, let me let me make right what I made wrong because by right, he should have came to me and said something to me from the beginning.
00:29:24.000 Right.
00:29:24.000 Had I not been in jail, he never would have done this.
00:29:27.000 Right.
00:29:32.000 And been under the restraints that I was under.
00:29:34.000 And for folks who don't know, we talked about this in the last time you were here, but for folks who don't know, he thought you were in jail for life, but you, because of reading different legal arguments in jail, you realized that the three strikes rule did not apply to your case because two of the things were consecutive.
00:29:51.000 Exactly.
00:29:52.000 Concurrent.
00:29:53.000 Concurrent.
00:29:55.000 Thought, like a lot of people did, that you were in jail for life.
00:29:58.000 That was what it was supposed to be.
00:30:01.000 Him and the labels.
00:30:01.000 Yeah.
00:30:02.000 Him and the labels.
00:30:03.000 It was all in the newspaper that I had a life sentence.
00:30:05.000 So it's like if you tried to call yourself John Gotti.
00:30:07.000 He's dead.
00:30:09.000 You can get away with it.
00:30:10.000 Why would I want to be John Gotti?
00:30:14.000 Aren't you proud to be who you are?
00:30:17.000 Can't you...
00:30:18.000 Be yourself.
00:30:19.000 I mean, you're never going to make your family's name.
00:30:22.000 I mean, all I ever wanted in life was to take my name and put my name in lights, not me go out and put Joe Rogan.
00:30:31.000 I mean, what does that do for me?
00:30:33.000 You know, how does that satisfy my crave and my needs?
00:30:38.000 He's actually a second.
00:30:39.000 That's what's right.
00:30:39.000 Well, maybe he just thinks that's the only way he could do it.
00:30:42.000 I mean, he thinks that there was like, you know, what's the difference between him and a lot of other rappers?
00:30:47.000 For me, accomplishing something means that you actually go out and accomplish something.
00:30:52.000 Not where, I mean, you know, if you cheat and get it, that you really accomplish it.
00:31:00.000 No, I agree with you.
00:31:01.000 I think anyone rational agrees with you, but there's people that feel like they can't make it without cheating.
00:31:07.000 They can't make it without stealing.
00:31:09.000 They can't make it without lying.
00:31:10.000 They can't do it, so they just do it.
00:31:11.000 And that's what they do.
00:31:12.000 The normal go-to mode is to be full of shit.
00:31:16.000 And then just exist that way.
00:31:18.000 That's a lot of people, man.
00:31:20.000 And that's one of the reasons I think that our country is in such bad shape right now because we're in a mode of fake it till you make it.
00:31:28.000 And if you don't make it, keep faking it.
00:31:31.000 I got a whole bit of my act I'm doing now.
00:31:33.000 We're trying to explain Kim Kardashian to an alien.
00:31:37.000 You look at how ridiculous our culture really is now.
00:31:40.000 Try explaining Snooki to someone from another planet.
00:31:44.000 Try explaining this Rick Ross thing.
00:31:46.000 You would go crazy.
00:31:47.000 And then the other part of it is just to realize...
00:31:50.000 When you say Rick Ross, you're talking about the Iran-Contra scandal, a really important part of American history.
00:31:56.000 Right, yeah.
00:31:56.000 And for him to come out and do that, he dilutes, he confuses the story, so it kind of hurts the product in a lot of ways.
00:32:03.000 It hurts history.
00:32:04.000 Yes.
00:32:04.000 Yeah, it's confusing to people.
00:32:06.000 You're clouding it out.
00:32:08.000 And then if someone goes back and reads Rick Ross, like, what is this guy?
00:32:12.000 Who is this?
00:32:13.000 I ran Contra.
00:32:14.000 What the fuck is he?
00:32:15.000 The rapper?
00:32:15.000 Is that the rapper?
00:32:16.000 Yeah.
00:32:17.000 And then it's just, what, do they have the same name?
00:32:18.000 Like, there's some dudes who are born and the name is Ray Charles.
00:32:21.000 Like, good fucking luck with that.
00:32:22.000 That's retarded.
00:32:23.000 You got to change your fucking name.
00:32:25.000 There's already a Ray Charles, man.
00:32:26.000 You know what I mean?
00:32:28.000 But that's one thing if your mom named you that.
00:32:30.000 Yeah, but you got to change it.
00:32:32.000 You name yourself?
00:32:32.000 You got to come up with a nickname.
00:32:34.000 You know, it's ridiculous.
00:32:36.000 You got to name yourself the name.
00:32:38.000 Now, that's really ridiculous.
00:32:40.000 It's so stupid.
00:32:41.000 Can you imagine if you're a young basketball player and you try to call yourself Michael Jordan?
00:32:46.000 Michael Jordan.
00:32:47.000 What the fuck are you talking about, man?
00:32:49.000 There's already a Michael Jordan.
00:32:52.000 People are crazy.
00:32:53.000 This is just more evidence that we're completely losing our minds.
00:32:56.000 No, but the thing you got to realize is what about this on purpose?
00:33:00.000 Because you want to walk in that room and get that interest.
00:33:03.000 Well, I think he probably started it out when he didn't have as much of an understanding of how quick information transfers.
00:33:12.000 But it seems to have worked enough that he's on the cover of Rolling Stone with all these fucking diamonds.
00:33:17.000 So there had to be some benefit to it for him.
00:33:19.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:33:20.000 He's covered in diamonds.
00:33:21.000 Absolutely.
00:33:22.000 Well, he knew that basically in the streets, you know, because...
00:33:26.000 I basically hid from people.
00:33:30.000 You know, people didn't see me.
00:33:32.000 They didn't get to know me.
00:33:33.000 So nobody really know what I look like.
00:33:35.000 So when he came out, they just had heard the name.
00:33:38.000 The name was ingrained in people's mind.
00:33:41.000 And people just gravitated to the name.
00:33:45.000 Almost in an abstract way, without even really remembering the case, it was almost like, do you know fucking Mayor, what's his name?
00:33:53.000 Noriega.
00:33:54.000 Do you know what Noriega actually did?
00:33:55.000 Most people don't.
00:33:56.000 But that name, Noriega...
00:33:58.000 It sticks.
00:33:59.000 You know the name, because it's been out there so many times, you heard it.
00:34:02.000 He's actually counting on people to not know.
00:34:05.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:34:05.000 Absolutely.
00:34:06.000 And that's how he's benefiting right now because people still don't know.
00:34:10.000 Because people are starting to...
00:34:11.000 Matter of fact, we did a photo shoot a couple weeks ago from a guy.
00:34:14.000 Where was he from?
00:34:15.000 London?
00:34:16.000 He's from the Netherlands.
00:34:17.000 From Netherlands.
00:34:18.000 And he was saying when he came over there, they booed him.
00:34:20.000 Oh, shit.
00:34:21.000 Yeah, they actually booed him on the stage.
00:34:23.000 Because they know what's up.
00:34:24.000 When was this?
00:34:25.000 How long ago was this?
00:34:27.000 Maybe about a month ago.
00:34:28.000 Oh, shit.
00:34:30.000 Our podcast has legs in Netherlands.
00:34:32.000 But you know they're not going to put that on the news.
00:34:34.000 Yeah, of course not, man.
00:34:36.000 That won't make the cover of Rolling Stones.
00:34:38.000 What you're doing now is coming on podcasts and putting shit on.
00:34:42.000 I've seen a lot of your other interviews that you've got online.
00:34:45.000 And you are spelling it out.
00:34:50.000 Calmly, rationally, non-emotionally.
00:34:53.000 You know, you're just spelling it out.
00:34:54.000 And you're saying the same fucking thing every time.
00:34:57.000 And then you see when people try to corner him on it.
00:34:59.000 It's like this weird, awkward, mad dog moment where it just kind of gets loud.
00:35:04.000 Well, you know, we're not about all that.
00:35:05.000 You know, moving on to something else now.
00:35:07.000 Tell us about Roe Jude.
00:35:08.000 We're about money.
00:35:08.000 We're about money.
00:35:09.000 Oh, Rude Jude said he asked him about the price of an ounce.
00:35:14.000 Oh, shit.
00:35:16.000 This is before, though.
00:35:18.000 This is like 07, 08. Yeah, when he was...
00:35:21.000 Rude Jude said he asked him about the price of an ounce of cocaine.
00:35:25.000 What did he say?
00:35:26.000 He got real healthy.
00:35:27.000 Yeah, he said the guy didn't know the price.
00:35:29.000 And Ruth said he didn't really know.
00:35:30.000 Because Ruth said, I don't know about no cocaine.
00:35:32.000 But just fuck with him and see what's up.
00:35:33.000 I'm just asking.
00:35:34.000 No, he thought that he really knew.
00:35:36.000 He thought that he was really me.
00:35:38.000 Right.
00:35:38.000 At that time, you know.
00:35:40.000 So he expected him to give you an answer.
00:35:42.000 You know, somebody come in and say they're a butcher.
00:35:44.000 You're going to ask them about me.
00:35:47.000 You know, if somebody asks me, man, what was the ounce of cocaine going for?
00:35:50.000 I could just, you know, just right off the top of the head because I lived it.
00:35:53.000 You know, I was there.
00:35:55.000 But, you know, somebody who hasn't done it, then, you know, it's total.
00:35:58.000 Right.
00:35:59.000 So he got caught quick.
00:36:03.000 That was a pretty easy question.
00:36:04.000 I'm sure that he can get caught more often.
00:36:07.000 But, you know, right now...
00:36:10.000 I mean, media is not media anymore.
00:36:13.000 I mean, it's not about reporting the truth.
00:36:15.000 That's why it's so good that, you know, people like you are doing the podcast and the internet, you know, because right now with the mainstream media, man, they're all bought and paid for it.
00:36:25.000 It's done, isn't it?
00:36:26.000 CNN can go suck it.
00:36:28.000 Yeah.
00:36:28.000 They're done.
00:36:29.000 They're all done.
00:36:30.000 I mean, if you listen to the radio, you're going to hear ten songs.
00:36:33.000 Over and over again.
00:36:34.000 The same 10 songs over and over again.
00:36:36.000 The shocking thing though is the news.
00:36:38.000 The news really is shocking.
00:36:39.000 There's a lot of shit that just doesn't get described.
00:36:42.000 And the way it's explained is very off.
00:36:46.000 Try getting the real scoop on WikiLeaks from watching the news.
00:36:49.000 You don't know what the fuck is going on.
00:36:50.000 And they don't give us BBC. Yeah.
00:36:52.000 BBC is like some good news.
00:36:53.000 BBC is great.
00:36:54.000 You know what's also great?
00:36:55.000 Al Jazeera.
00:36:55.000 Al Jazeera is pretty honest news.
00:36:58.000 You know, there's people in other countries that still look at the news and they look at journalism like they have an obligation to show the uncomfortable truth.
00:37:06.000 And that's why I think that Brandon Sautenberg, the guy at Spin Magazine, shout out to him because he did a really good job of getting his piece out.
00:37:13.000 What's funny, he puts it in Spin Magazine and makes the cover.
00:37:16.000 We didn't know it was going to be on the cover.
00:37:18.000 And then the next morning, Costa Rica Times runs it, of all places.
00:37:23.000 The Costa Rica Times.
00:37:24.000 Wow.
00:37:25.000 Yeah, other countries, they can still tell the news, as long as it's not about drug dealers that are local.
00:37:30.000 No.
00:37:31.000 You can tell the news about other shit.
00:37:33.000 It's a sad statement to how far we've fallen as a country that you just watch propaganda on TV. Well, they want the people to be dumb.
00:37:42.000 If the people are dumb and just following what they say follow, then it's easy for them to control what's going on.
00:37:52.000 This Mitt Romney guy is terrifying.
00:37:54.000 This Mitt Romney guy is not even a real human being.
00:37:57.000 It's the strangest thing.
00:37:59.000 He seems like he's from the 50s.
00:38:00.000 Straight out of the 50s.
00:38:02.000 Transported him.
00:38:03.000 Those old DAs.
00:38:04.000 Father those best.
00:38:06.000 The DA. What are you kids doing today?
00:38:10.000 You're not getting into any trouble, are you?
00:38:12.000 Yeah.
00:38:12.000 He doesn't seem like a real human.
00:38:14.000 He sat down with some guy who was a gay Vietnam veteran.
00:38:19.000 And the guy asked him about gay rights.
00:38:22.000 And he probably didn't think the dude was a veteran.
00:38:26.000 And it just said he wasn't into gay people being married.
00:38:29.000 And then the guy just trashed him after he left.
00:38:33.000 Right.
00:38:33.000 It was great.
00:38:34.000 It was beautiful.
00:38:35.000 But it was awkward watching Mitt Romney communicate with him.
00:38:38.000 He's just an awkward dude.
00:38:41.000 It's like when you see him talking to somebody, he's like, do you interact with anybody?
00:38:45.000 Who are you interacting with?
00:38:46.000 He's in some fucking silver room counting diamonds.
00:38:51.000 And he occasionally has one of his minions will come in and ask questions.
00:38:55.000 He was really, really, really rich.
00:38:58.000 Like $100 million rich.
00:39:00.000 He's a fucking stupid rich guy.
00:39:02.000 So he's awkward talking to regular folks.
00:39:05.000 When was the last time he's been a regular dude out there going to Subway?
00:39:10.000 You know, buying a sandwich and shit.
00:39:12.000 He's an odd duck.
00:39:13.000 And you know, that's what we need.
00:39:14.000 We need some regular people.
00:39:16.000 People who are out here dealing with real life situations that know, you know, that gas costs money, you know.
00:39:22.000 It's like a lot of times these people don't understand that...
00:39:26.000 We have real problems out here on the streets.
00:39:28.000 There's people that have to ride the bus.
00:39:31.000 The funny thing also was to watch the difference between the two conventions.
00:39:35.000 When you watch the Republican convention, it was awkward.
00:39:39.000 You heard about what they did to the reporter?
00:39:41.000 The CNN reporter?
00:39:42.000 No.
00:39:42.000 They threw peanuts at her and called her an animal.
00:39:45.000 What?
00:39:45.000 Yeah, black CNN reporter.
00:39:47.000 What?
00:39:48.000 Is it on camera?
00:39:49.000 I don't know if it's on camera, but it was everywhere.
00:39:52.000 It was everywhere in the news.
00:39:53.000 Holy shit.
00:39:54.000 I vaguely remember skimming through something like that, but I had to run out the door and never got back to it.
00:39:59.000 CNN reporter, peanuts.
00:40:02.000 So when you say it's awkward, you just look at the Democratic platform and the Democratic convention, it was like, all accepted?
00:40:08.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:40:09.000 Wow, CNN camerawoman had nuts thrown at her at the GOP. Whoa.
00:40:14.000 That's insane.
00:40:15.000 Absolutely insane.
00:40:16.000 Antonio is like a...
00:40:18.000 Encyclopedia.
00:40:19.000 If something happens, he knows about it.
00:40:21.000 That's pretty intense.
00:40:23.000 That's the only saving grace of the Liberal Party is that they're much more for equality, whether it's sexual equality, racial equality.
00:40:33.000 The problem is...
00:40:35.000 When they start doing the same shit with corporations, they start accepting giant amounts of money, and then they're both basically beholden to the same people at the top.
00:40:45.000 But you benefit socially when Democrats are in, you know...
00:40:49.000 Well, you know, that's our whole system right now.
00:40:51.000 Everybody's being paid for, you know, by big corporations.
00:40:55.000 It's staggering.
00:40:56.000 It really is staggering when you stop and think about it.
00:40:59.000 You look at the amount of money that's donated to campaigns and you look at some of the things that people have said that they would do before they got in the office and then you find out what they're really going to do.
00:41:08.000 They don't really have a say.
00:41:12.000 If you could get Obama and he could do whatever the fuck he wanted to and everybody just had to listen.
00:41:18.000 Do you think he would run things this way?
00:41:20.000 I say no fucking way.
00:41:21.000 I say there's an idealistic young college student inside that guy's head.
00:41:26.000 He's too close to that.
00:41:27.000 He's too young.
00:41:28.000 Too young, too smart, too articulate.
00:41:30.000 You gotta know that at one point in time there was a dude who was, you know, kicking back, who was hoping for a better world.
00:41:35.000 Now here he is, finger on the trigger, and he can't get nothing done.
00:41:40.000 That's when you know.
00:41:41.000 Maybe his finger isn't on the trigger.
00:41:43.000 Yeah, he can't.
00:41:43.000 He can't put it on the trigger.
00:41:44.000 He can't really.
00:41:45.000 He can see it.
00:41:46.000 I don't think they have a say.
00:41:47.000 I think it's just like being a sitcom character.
00:41:49.000 I think you get in there and then they tell you what the fuck you're going to do.
00:41:52.000 And it's not one person pulling the shots.
00:41:54.000 I think that's why they killed JFK. He tried to get crazy.
00:41:57.000 You know, JFK just decided to say, listen, I'm going to fix things.
00:42:00.000 I'm going to run things the right way.
00:42:02.000 I'm going to get rid of this federal bank.
00:42:04.000 I'm going to do that.
00:42:04.000 And they were like, what?
00:42:06.000 You're out of here.
00:42:07.000 Get in that fucking car, stupid.
00:42:08.000 We're going to get rid of you.
00:42:09.000 Yeah, you're not doing it.
00:42:10.000 This is a money grab.
00:42:11.000 This is not, you know, it's not really all about running the country.
00:42:15.000 It's about making a fuckload of money and running the country while you make a fuckload of money.
00:42:20.000 But you know what?
00:42:21.000 They've got to understand that If eventually, if the money doesn't trickle down to the normal people, if the normal people keep living in the conditions that they're living in, that revolution is going to come.
00:42:34.000 You know, I mean, they see it happen in all these other countries, you know, which they help.
00:42:39.000 Well, that's why they keep passing these new laws.
00:42:41.000 That's what all these National Defense Authorization Act and the ability to impound people without having to give them due legal process, all that stuff that they're doing right now and passing through law is to just prepare for civil unrest, prepare to do things legally because somebody wrote it on paper, something that's absolutely immoral.
00:42:59.000 So that's what they're preparing to do.
00:43:01.000 They're preparing to do everything the same way Bahrain is doing it, the same way Saudi Arabia is doing it.
00:43:06.000 I mean, we have to look at all these places like Egypt and Libya.
00:43:11.000 You have to look at that and go, worst case scenario, someone could go fucking crazy here too.
00:43:16.000 I got this crazy, crazy email, and it had a PDF in there, and it was from Citibank.
00:43:23.000 It was a PDF that only was sent to elite clients, and it was basically telling them how to manage their money amidst chaos, because chaos is coming.
00:43:33.000 It's a specific name for it.
00:43:34.000 I have to look at my emails, but it was just talking about the percentage chances of this happening or that happening.
00:43:40.000 What the fuck?
00:43:42.000 It's so hard to wrap your head around the fact that that might be our future.
00:43:48.000 Look, go to the Roman Empire and go look at all those broken down buildings.
00:43:53.000 How come they never kept up those buildings?
00:43:55.000 How come people didn't keep living in them?
00:43:57.000 Because the whole thing fell apart.
00:44:00.000 There was nothing left.
00:44:02.000 I mean, the whole thing just shattered into the rocks and it had to rebuild itself with time.
00:44:06.000 And that keeps happening over and over again to people.
00:44:09.000 We get to this point where we get super greedy and we have a lot of money and a lot of resources and the people at the top just hoard over that shit and then, boom, it hits the rocks.
00:44:19.000 Yeah.
00:44:20.000 You know, like $100 million is gone.
00:44:24.000 It'd be less if you lose $5 million or $200 million.
00:44:29.000 You're not living any better.
00:44:31.000 There's only so many cars you can drive and so many houses you can live in.
00:44:34.000 They say after $40 million that your life never changes.
00:44:38.000 Well, I think what happens though is that people get crazy and then it becomes like a mad game to them.
00:44:42.000 They can never have enough chips.
00:44:44.000 They just want to keep.
00:44:46.000 I know people that are rich that still get fucking jazzed up about making money.
00:44:50.000 They still get fired up about it.
00:44:52.000 I don't know.
00:44:53.000 I don't understand it.
00:44:54.000 If you were Bill Gates, wouldn't you want to just chill?
00:44:58.000 There's no way you're going to spend all that money.
00:45:00.000 But for him, he's got this empire thing in his head.
00:45:04.000 He gets off on controlling all these different operating systems, having all these computers, having this giant market share, conquering and moving forward and creating new technology and creating new Xboxes and shit.
00:45:17.000 The dude's still pushing it.
00:45:18.000 It's amazing.
00:45:20.000 You know, those guys get addicted.
00:45:22.000 He could retire a hundred people.
00:45:25.000 He's got billions of dollars, man.
00:45:28.000 But that's assuming that money's gonna be worth anything.
00:45:31.000 You know, I mean, try to get a hold of some Roman money.
00:45:33.000 What's that shit worth today?
00:45:35.000 If it's gold, if it's gold.
00:45:36.000 Yeah, if it's gold.
00:45:38.000 It's worth a lot.
00:45:39.000 Isn't that fucked up that back then when they didn't have anything, man?
00:45:42.000 I mean, there was no cars, there was no TV. People still agreed on gold.
00:45:46.000 Like, you can get me some of that shiny yellow shit.
00:45:49.000 Gold or the white lines.
00:45:51.000 Well, back then it was probably poppy seeds and shit and poppy plants.
00:45:57.000 And the leaves.
00:45:58.000 They've been chewing those leaves for years.
00:46:00.000 Oh, the coca leaves, yeah.
00:46:01.000 Which is a really healthy way to do it, they say.
00:46:04.000 For high-altitude people in Peru, or you say Peru if you want to impress a chick.
00:46:10.000 You know how to say it right?
00:46:11.000 When you're in Peru.
00:46:13.000 White guys that talk with authentic Spanish accents are annoying as fuck.
00:46:17.000 But anyway, you get a hold of those cocoa leaves and you chew it and apparently it's better than coffee.
00:46:22.000 And just as healthy.
00:46:24.000 And it actually gives you alkaloids and it gives you some minerals and shit and phytonutrients from eating the plants, the leaves, like chewing it up.
00:46:31.000 So it really is not bad for you.
00:46:34.000 It's just when you turn it into cocaine, that's when shit gets freaky.
00:46:39.000 The person who found that out.
00:46:40.000 Yeah, who's that asshole?
00:46:42.000 Started this whole fucking problem.
00:46:44.000 You could have just been a cocoa leaf dealer and everybody would be fine.
00:46:47.000 If it was legal...
00:46:48.000 See, people don't understand.
00:46:49.000 If cocoa leaves were legal, we really have no problem.
00:46:51.000 As long as nobody processed that and turned that shit into cocaine, it's a great thing to have.
00:46:56.000 You can make tea out of it.
00:46:57.000 It gives you a lot of energy.
00:46:58.000 You can chew the leaves.
00:47:00.000 Or even if they had dispensaries back then.
00:47:02.000 Yeah.
00:47:03.000 Cocoa leaves dispensaries.
00:47:04.000 If they had a weed dispenser, would you have gone into that?
00:47:06.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:47:07.000 Really?
00:47:08.000 That's the way to do it, right?
00:47:09.000 Yeah, everybody's going to be fine that way.
00:47:12.000 It's when you get robbed by non-weed-smoking people.
00:47:17.000 When they know that you've got money and weed there.
00:47:19.000 The real problem is getting robbed.
00:47:20.000 Rob you and put you in jail.
00:47:21.000 That's the bad part.
00:47:22.000 That's what I was going to say.
00:47:23.000 We're going to take your money, your weed, and put you in jail.
00:47:25.000 That's what a lot of people don't realize is that happens a lot.
00:47:28.000 When they rob you, they take your money.
00:47:30.000 The cops come, they steal all the plants, and they take all your money.
00:47:35.000 And they don't ever have to give it back.
00:47:38.000 You're never going to get that shit back.
00:47:39.000 You go to court.
00:47:40.000 Good luck.
00:47:41.000 You're getting your fucking weed back.
00:47:42.000 You're getting your money back.
00:47:44.000 Stop it.
00:47:46.000 It doesn't matter if it's legal.
00:47:48.000 It's not federally legal.
00:47:49.000 So they just challenge it on a federal level, and you've got to drop it.
00:47:51.000 That's crazy, but when the people can't...
00:47:55.000 Can't decide for themselves.
00:47:56.000 Yeah, I mean, wow.
00:47:57.000 I mean, if the people vote to make something legal, I mean, I think it should be legal.
00:48:02.000 It's the same thing like this fake Rick Ross guy.
00:48:04.000 There's a transparency of the information.
00:48:06.000 It's so obvious.
00:48:07.000 It doesn't make sense that it's still around.
00:48:09.000 It's just one more piece of evidence that shows how crazy we are.
00:48:14.000 The marijuana one, it's not like there's nothing that can get you fucked up.
00:48:18.000 It's not like marijuana is the only thing that we've ever had ever that gets you fucked up.
00:48:22.000 And then people would be like, man, maybe we shouldn't really be messing with our normal state of consciousness because everything seems to be going smooth as long as people are sober.
00:48:29.000 But there's a lot of shit that can get you fucked up everywhere you go.
00:48:32.000 Every CVS you go into, you could die.
00:48:35.000 And then you come back to what you said about the transparency of Rick Ross.
00:48:39.000 You've got to look at this.
00:48:41.000 You've got to have a school.
00:48:42.000 Call it School A. They'll say, we don't want the drug dealer coming in talking about literacy.
00:48:48.000 The former drug dealer, let me say that.
00:48:51.000 Right.
00:48:51.000 Was that what he does?
00:48:52.000 No.
00:48:53.000 He gives talks?
00:48:53.000 No, that's it.
00:48:54.000 They don't want three-way Rick coming in talking about literacy.
00:48:57.000 Okay, right.
00:48:57.000 But then turn around and authorize Rick Ross to come in and do hustling.
00:49:02.000 Yeah.
00:49:02.000 Which is about drugs.
00:49:04.000 Isn't that, I mean, I just, that's, it makes no sense.
00:49:07.000 Well, you didn't even learn how to read until you went to jail, right?
00:49:09.000 Yeah, I was 28 years old when I learned how to read.
00:49:11.000 Wow.
00:49:11.000 Wow.
00:49:12.000 That's incredible, man.
00:49:14.000 Your story is so...
00:49:15.000 What I've always said is that the number one problem that we have in this country is that people are not caring how young people that aren't theirs are growing up.
00:49:23.000 And you've got to look at young people as like the number one piece of potential.
00:49:28.000 Like if there's anything that has potential, it's a human being.
00:49:31.000 And you have human beings that grow up with no future and no fucking chance and no hope and no nothing and no education and no love.
00:49:38.000 We're just making a shitty person.
00:49:40.000 It's almost like you've got to find out where we're bleeding.
00:49:43.000 A shitty society.
00:49:44.000 Yes, a shitty society.
00:49:46.000 Because that one person is going to bleed on somebody else.
00:49:49.000 It's going to create a ripple effect.
00:49:51.000 It's like we've got to find out where we're wounded, where we're wounded.
00:49:53.000 We'll find that spot, whatever that spot is, culturally, where is the most amount of crime, where's the most amount of despair, where's the least amount of love.
00:50:02.000 That needs to be patched up.
00:50:04.000 And until they patch that shit up, We're never going to figure this out.
00:50:08.000 You're always going to have craziness that makes no sense, like this fake Rick Ross character, or like marijuana being illegal, or like Mitt Romney.
00:50:15.000 We're insane, Snooki.
00:50:17.000 We're insane.
00:50:18.000 We're an insane culture.
00:50:20.000 We've never been more insane as a culture.
00:50:22.000 I mean, I think shit was probably insane back in the Elvis days.
00:50:24.000 Shit was probably insane when the Osmond brothers were huge, okay?
00:50:28.000 But we've never been this insane.
00:50:30.000 Well, technology kind of does that.
00:50:32.000 When you think about the exposure element of it all, I was thinking about my grandmother.
00:50:36.000 My grandmother grew up in a town where she saw the same people every day.
00:50:40.000 We see all new people every day.
00:50:42.000 You can be who you want to be.
00:50:43.000 It's great if your town's full of awesome people.
00:50:46.000 You know, I've always said that the thing that we should do is organize a place where you could go and everybody's awesome.
00:50:54.000 Like, everybody decide to buy a house in this one spot.
00:50:57.000 Or a bar.
00:50:58.000 Cheers.
00:50:58.000 Yeah, you don't want a bar.
00:50:59.000 You want a neighborhood.
00:51:00.000 You want a whole neighborhood for all your friends.
00:51:02.000 But that's hard to do, man.
00:51:03.000 We have cars, so we fuck it up.
00:51:05.000 We don't have, like, a neighborhood tribe anymore.
00:51:07.000 Like, it used to be that you would live around only the people that you knew.
00:51:10.000 Like, okay, Mike, I'm going to make my house right here.
00:51:11.000 You want to make your house right there?
00:51:13.000 Well, good.
00:51:14.000 If you hear a bear, wake me up.
00:51:15.000 But now it's like, why would I have a house near you when I could just drive to your house?
00:51:18.000 I mean, Brian's house is fucking half an hour away from me.
00:51:21.000 I don't drive to his house.
00:51:23.000 Joey's house is 10 minutes this way.
00:51:26.000 Eddie's house is over here.
00:51:27.000 I don't drive to anybody's house.
00:51:30.000 It's not like they're all in your neighborhood and you go knock on their door.
00:51:33.000 It's not like you're all together in a little tribe.
00:51:36.000 So we're all dysfunctional because we have these giant groups that you would think, oh, these motherfuckers all know each other.
00:51:42.000 This is a giant group of 20 million people living in L.A. But no, nobody knows anybody.
00:51:47.000 You don't know anybody anywhere near you.
00:51:48.000 You're constantly surrounded by strangers.
00:51:50.000 It's the weirdest thing ever.
00:51:52.000 And people are really shitty now.
00:51:53.000 I mean, have you tried to pull over, like change lanes on the freeway, on the street, and the guy next to you speeds up and he's going just fast enough to keep you from getting over?
00:52:03.000 And I'm like, damn, buddy.
00:52:04.000 I mean, what was it going to give you?
00:52:06.000 Ten seconds?
00:52:06.000 You get there ten seconds later?
00:52:08.000 But that's the whole thing that comes out of not knowing everybody.
00:52:11.000 Because essentially you don't have to be responsible.
00:52:13.000 Today I might meet you, never see you again, so I can be whoever I want to be to you.
00:52:17.000 And then tomorrow I'm going to see all new people.
00:52:19.000 That is true.
00:52:20.000 That is true.
00:52:21.000 And that's not good, necessarily.
00:52:22.000 But the other hand is, you get exposure to a lot of different kinds of people, so you get a pretty broad sense of what's possible.
00:52:30.000 When you think about meeting human beings, where a regular person might not get such a crazy view of people.
00:52:36.000 Not if they're all watching Kim Kardashian.
00:52:39.000 That's true.
00:52:40.000 If you just go to the same spot every day for lunch.
00:52:43.000 Same Hollywood club.
00:52:45.000 Wait for famous people to walk in.
00:52:47.000 Who's that?
00:52:47.000 Is that her?
00:52:48.000 Snooki.
00:52:49.000 That's Snooki.
00:52:50.000 Oh, that fat bitch.
00:52:52.000 I never crossed a team freeway.
00:52:54.000 What's our son's name?
00:52:54.000 Guido?
00:52:55.000 Is that what his name?
00:52:56.000 Guido Snooki.
00:52:58.000 Is that his name?
00:52:58.000 Did you just make that up?
00:53:00.000 I think his name is Guido.
00:53:02.000 I know it's a hairy baby.
00:53:04.000 I heard that.
00:53:05.000 It's a hairy baby?
00:53:06.000 Yeah.
00:53:07.000 Snooki's baby.
00:53:08.000 It's probably going to turn out it's just all snatch hair that fell off during the birth and just stuck to his head.
00:53:13.000 You can't clean them off.
00:53:15.000 You just scrub all day.
00:53:17.000 Those fucking hairs are glued into his head.
00:53:19.000 Oh, it's Lorenzo.
00:53:20.000 Dried Snooki Snatch Juice.
00:53:23.000 It's better than Gorilla Glue.
00:53:25.000 Could you imagine, man, you're going to wake up and be fucking four years old and you go, wait a minute, Mom, what do you do?
00:53:32.000 What do you do?
00:53:33.000 You hear that chick from that show?
00:53:34.000 Oh, shit.
00:53:36.000 Imagine being a five-year-old watching Jersey Shore and that's your mom and she gets punched in the face by some dude at a bar.
00:53:41.000 Did you ever see her get punched in the face?
00:53:43.000 She got punched in the face, man, by a teacher.
00:53:46.000 Wow.
00:53:47.000 You know you're an annoying cunt when a teacher is at a bar and he punches you in the face.
00:53:51.000 No, imagine being 30 and showing it to your son.
00:53:54.000 Here's your grandma.
00:53:54.000 And by the way, the guy who punched her is like a teacher and an MMA fighter.
00:54:00.000 Oh.
00:54:00.000 And she was like saying something to her and she just punched her right in the face on TV. Yeah.
00:54:06.000 Like what?
00:54:07.000 First of all, what a piece of shit that dude is.
00:54:10.000 Like this, if he didn't know a camera was there, like he didn't know.
00:54:14.000 He was just hammered.
00:54:15.000 He had no idea.
00:54:15.000 Well, I know they rushed him to jail.
00:54:17.000 Oh fuck yeah.
00:54:18.000 Of course they did.
00:54:20.000 With the quickness.
00:54:21.000 Yeah.
00:54:21.000 Dude, he cracked her too.
00:54:23.000 Yeah?
00:54:23.000 Yeah.
00:54:24.000 Well, they tried to assault with a deadly weapon.
00:54:26.000 Well, no, because he didn't hit her with anything, so I think it's just assault.
00:54:29.000 If you're an MMA fighter...
00:54:31.000 Look at that.
00:54:32.000 Yeah, but I don't think...
00:54:33.000 Bam!
00:54:33.000 You got it?
00:54:34.000 I don't think it matters, man.
00:54:36.000 People think that it matters, like, oh, man, your hands are deadly weapons.
00:54:39.000 No, but you know what does matter, man?
00:54:41.000 Shoes.
00:54:41.000 Shoes are weapons.
00:54:43.000 You got it, Brian?
00:54:44.000 Are you pulling it up?
00:54:44.000 Is that what you're doing?
00:54:45.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:54:46.000 How did you guys see it?
00:54:48.000 All right, here.
00:54:49.000 Watch this shit.
00:54:50.000 Yeah, this is it.
00:54:50.000 Watch this shit.
00:54:51.000 Oh!
00:54:52.000 Oh!
00:54:55.000 That dude cracked her.
00:54:56.000 Wait, one more time.
00:54:59.000 It's kind of a slap punch.
00:55:01.000 That was a punch, man.
00:55:03.000 It just wasn't good.
00:55:04.000 He was an MMA fighter, but I bet he got his ass kicked a lot.
00:55:09.000 Well, he won that.
00:55:11.000 He probably got paid a lot of money to punch her.
00:55:14.000 You think he did?
00:55:15.000 Do you think they paid him to punch her?
00:55:16.000 Well, I do know that show is completely fucking, like, 99% fake.
00:55:21.000 I didn't even think of that.
00:55:22.000 I don't know about a punch, though.
00:55:23.000 That seemed pretty fucking real, right?
00:55:25.000 That seemed like he really did hit her.
00:55:27.000 It did seem like he did.
00:55:28.000 But, you know, they can fake him.
00:55:30.000 Those motherfuckers.
00:55:31.000 Got us again.
00:55:32.000 I had a fake punch a dude once, and I accidentally hit him.
00:55:35.000 It was like a fake bar fight in a sitcom, and I accidentally hit the dude.
00:55:42.000 I think sometimes in those fight scenes, dudes get really fucked up.
00:55:49.000 Didn't Sylvester Stallone, he broke his fucking neck at like 60 years old filming a fight scene.
00:55:55.000 Apparently his neck is fused with a plate.
00:55:57.000 Yeah?
00:55:58.000 Yeah.
00:55:59.000 Hey, tell them about the beard that you heard.
00:56:01.000 You remember?
00:56:02.000 Oh, about William Roberts' beard?
00:56:05.000 His beard?
00:56:06.000 Oh, they got online where they show you how they fix his beard up.
00:56:09.000 Oh, how they make it thicker or something?
00:56:11.000 Well, you know his beard, he can't grow facial hairs.
00:56:14.000 What?
00:56:16.000 Come on.
00:56:16.000 They take a piece of carpet and...
00:56:18.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:56:19.000 Now you're just making shit up.
00:56:20.000 No, for real.
00:56:21.000 They showed it to me online.
00:56:23.000 A girl was like, hey, go right here and you can see how they fix his beard.
00:56:27.000 His beard is not real.
00:56:28.000 It's a piece of carpet.
00:56:29.000 What?
00:56:30.000 She made a good point.
00:56:31.000 She was like, Rick, how long have you been growing your beard?
00:56:33.000 I said, since I was 18. She said, well, you got holes in your beard.
00:56:38.000 I said, yeah, I always try to get those filled in, and they never fill in.
00:56:41.000 She said, well, look at his.
00:56:42.000 He don't have any holes anywhere.
00:56:44.000 She said, isn't it perfect?
00:56:45.000 Yeah, but Brian grows a beard.
00:56:47.000 You don't have holes in your beard.
00:56:48.000 Your shit grows pretty thick.
00:56:49.000 Uh, yeah.
00:56:51.000 It's...
00:56:52.000 Yeah, I can grow a pretty thick beard too, man.
00:56:55.000 I don't know.
00:56:57.000 Well, they got it online where you can see the guy fix it up.
00:56:59.000 You can see him glue it down and shit?
00:57:01.000 Yeah, the whole thing.
00:57:02.000 That's crazy.
00:57:03.000 That doesn't make any sense.
00:57:06.000 Do you think the tattoos are real?
00:57:07.000 Imagine if that shit's real.
00:57:09.000 If it's fake.
00:57:10.000 If the tattoos are fake, you catch him in the shower, it's all running.
00:57:13.000 Can he take the Rick Ross off his knuckles?
00:57:15.000 That's bizarre, huh?
00:57:17.000 He's got your name on his knuckles.
00:57:19.000 No, and then he says he doesn't know you.
00:57:21.000 I don't know you.
00:57:24.000 So strange.
00:57:26.000 Oh, wow.
00:57:27.000 And then he gives you the finger.
00:57:29.000 Wow.
00:57:29.000 Yeah, so, you know, we're going around now, you know, basically just trying to...
00:57:35.000 Trying to do what we just talked about, educating the kids on becoming critical thinkers and letting them know that eventually we're going to have to take the power back into our own hands or be led to slaughter.
00:57:48.000 We have a non-profit now too, FreewayLiteracy.org.
00:57:51.000 Freeway Literacy Foundation has been talking to a couple of celebrities.
00:57:57.000 It's about, of course, literacy in regard to reading, but also leadership literacy and financial literacy.
00:58:02.000 Because now, coming back to our point in this whole podcast, a lot of people can read and write.
00:58:07.000 But the question is, what are you reading and writing?
00:58:09.000 DNC was on last night.
00:58:11.000 And if you was watching Snooki over to DNC and you went to college, you got problems.
00:58:15.000 Yeah, you know, I watched a very convincing video today by this guy.
00:58:21.000 I think his name is Stefan Molyneux.
00:58:23.000 He's a philosopher from Canada, but he had a very convincing argument on why you shouldn't vote.
00:58:30.000 He was like, it's fucking bullshit.
00:58:32.000 It's like you're contributing to a game by pretending it's real.
00:58:35.000 And essentially, you're giving in to this Fucking shell game and rooting on this fake leader.
00:58:44.000 And then it's not real.
00:58:45.000 Like, this whole system's been bought.
00:58:47.000 And he had a very convincing argument.
00:58:48.000 You know?
00:58:49.000 So, watching a DNC might be like watching a pro wrestling event before SummerSlam.
00:58:53.000 You know?
00:58:54.000 Might get you all fired up.
00:58:55.000 But really, what the fuck is going on behind the scenes?
00:58:57.000 It ain't Bill Clinton telling you how much better you are.
00:59:01.000 You know?
00:59:01.000 Bill Clinton's just trying to win so he gets his dick sucked again.
00:59:04.000 He just wants to...
00:59:05.000 Get up there and say something dope as fuck.
00:59:08.000 So he comes off and he's in a cocktail party and next thing some chick is sucking his dick.
00:59:12.000 I was just reading the article to Rick about Bill and just exposing that whole Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac.
00:59:17.000 I mean, he said everybody's going to get a house.
00:59:20.000 Some people can't have a house.
00:59:21.000 Yeah, some people can't afford a fucking house.
00:59:23.000 And also the strange death of Vince Foster.
00:59:26.000 He was involved, people forget, he was involved with some giant real estate scandal.
00:59:31.000 And Clinton and his wife.
00:59:33.000 And then there was a dude named Vince Foster who was...
00:59:35.000 I forget what he did.
00:59:37.000 I forget his whole deal.
00:59:38.000 I remember that in Arkansas.
00:59:39.000 Yeah.
00:59:40.000 He was a big part of this whole case, I believe.
00:59:43.000 And he turned up dead.
00:59:44.000 And the lady went to jail.
00:59:45.000 Yeah.
00:59:46.000 With the gun still in his hand.
00:59:48.000 I think his wife went to jail for contempt of court.
00:59:51.000 She wouldn't...
00:59:53.000 She wouldn't testify.
00:59:54.000 That's probably a good move on her part.
00:59:57.000 Well, you know the good thing about me is they don't allow me to register to vote anyway, so I don't have a choice.
01:00:01.000 Yeah, at this point, you're probably better off that way.
01:00:04.000 It sounds ridiculous, but this Stefan Molyneux guy had a very interesting take on it.
01:00:10.000 It's reluctant.
01:00:11.000 It's almost people like, well, if you want to fucking change things, you need to get out and vote.
01:00:15.000 And you've got to go, really?
01:00:17.000 I'm not sure.
01:00:18.000 Well, Joe, I think that also you've got to look at what type of voting.
01:00:21.000 Maybe on a national level that applies.
01:00:23.000 But on a local level, you can vote with your feet, vote with going down to your council.
01:00:27.000 You can vote with your wallet, too.
01:00:29.000 Yeah, people don't even go down to their council member meetings and talk about that pothole that's in front of their house.
01:00:34.000 It's true.
01:00:35.000 You're right.
01:00:35.000 That's true.
01:00:36.000 Local politics are real.
01:00:37.000 That's legit.
01:00:38.000 That's why Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn't get shit done.
01:00:43.000 Because of Joe Rogan.
01:00:45.000 Arnold got in there and saw what a tangled mess this whole thing was.
01:00:48.000 I think they thought they'd be able to clean it up.
01:00:50.000 It's a mess.
01:00:51.000 But I think mayors, governors, things along those lines, that's real.
01:00:56.000 They can really change things and affect things.
01:00:58.000 You could have a good mayor or a shitty mayor.
01:00:59.000 I mean, look what happened in New York City.
01:01:00.000 Look how New York City was cleaned up.
01:01:02.000 It's a strange thing.
01:01:04.000 A strange thing how much something can change with the right guidance and the right leadership.
01:01:08.000 But...
01:01:08.000 On a federal level, man, if it really got anything done, if voting really could change things, they'd figure out a way to fuck it up.
01:01:17.000 They'd figure out a way to make it illegal.
01:01:19.000 Yeah, one of the things I was even telling Rick was I was looking at some of the local elections and like 20,000 people, we could mobilize 20,000 people and pick who we want.
01:01:27.000 It's true.
01:01:28.000 We could pick.
01:01:28.000 For local elections, especially if you guys do a podcast, do a Freeway Ricky podcast.
01:01:33.000 Yeah.
01:01:34.000 Yeah, you think we should?
01:01:35.000 Fuck yeah!
01:01:36.000 You're going to be the Vice President in general.
01:01:37.000 You're great on it.
01:01:38.000 It can't be elected me.
01:01:40.000 I barely have time for my own.
01:01:41.000 No, the Vice President of Freeway Studios.
01:01:43.000 Oh, Freeway Studios?
01:01:45.000 I think you could do it, man, for sure.
01:01:47.000 You would be able to really mobilize a lot of people that way.
01:01:50.000 People like hearing you talk, man.
01:01:51.000 You've got great stories, and your life is fascinating.
01:01:53.000 And you think about what a podcast is.
01:01:55.000 If you can be entertaining and interesting, you...
01:01:57.000 Then all of a sudden you've got a group of people that are tuned in to you and they get used to you.
01:02:02.000 They sort of become your friend.
01:02:04.000 That's sort of what happens on this show.
01:02:06.000 On this show, people know that if I'm telling them something, it's because it's true or it's because I believe it's true.
01:02:12.000 I'm not bullshitting.
01:02:14.000 When people get to know you, they'll know the same thing.
01:02:16.000 Absolutely.
01:02:17.000 From there, any speech you're ever going to do somewhere, anything you want to get passed through, anything you want to let people know about that they don't know about, You have a voice.
01:02:28.000 And you have a voice that, I mean, it'll start off with, you know, X amount of people, and then it'll double, and then it'll triple.
01:02:35.000 And as long as you keep doing it, next thing you know, you got your own fucking radio show.
01:02:40.000 You got your own Freeway Ricky radio show.
01:02:42.000 You can do whatever the fuck you want.
01:02:43.000 Because I know I still get people to come up to me for my last show that we did.
01:02:47.000 Yeah.
01:02:47.000 And say, hey man, I saw you on Joe Rogan.
01:02:49.000 I was at the dub show like two weeks ago in downtown Atlanta at the convention center.
01:02:53.000 And man, at least five or ten people came up to me.
01:02:56.000 Man, that was a great job you did on Joe Rogan.
01:02:58.000 I was like, wow, that was almost a year ago.
01:03:01.000 That's awesome.
01:03:01.000 The dub show, man.
01:03:02.000 That market's taking a hit, man.
01:03:04.000 The big wheel market.
01:03:05.000 That market's taking a hit.
01:03:07.000 Yeah, all the luxurious markets.
01:03:09.000 Yeah, but the big wheel market.
01:03:10.000 Even people who have nice cars, they don't buy the big wheels anymore.
01:03:13.000 No, no.
01:03:14.000 The dub's doing good, though.
01:03:15.000 The magazine, you mean?
01:03:16.000 They had about 50,000 people at their car show.
01:03:19.000 Yeah, I just bought the new magazine.
01:03:21.000 They have cool cars in it, man.
01:03:22.000 It's fascinating shit, like what people do in their cars.
01:03:25.000 They had Mr. Cartoon, a tattoo artist, and a couple other dudes who I don't know who they are, but they had some pretty badass cars.
01:03:32.000 But the big wheel market?
01:03:34.000 Shit.
01:03:34.000 Nobody wants those wagon wheels anymore.
01:03:37.000 You don't want spinners on your Honda?
01:03:39.000 How long did spinners last?
01:03:40.000 What was the legit lifespan for spinners, Brian?
01:03:43.000 I still see them once in a while.
01:03:44.000 Do you really?
01:03:45.000 Yeah.
01:03:45.000 Dana White used to have them.
01:03:47.000 But, you know, they have a way of changing people's appetite.
01:03:52.000 You know, today it's big wheels, tomorrow it's little wheels.
01:03:54.000 Yeah.
01:03:55.000 You know, and then next week it's big wheels again, and then it's the medium wheels.
01:03:58.000 You know, just a way to keep pulling that money up out of our pockets so that we don't...
01:04:03.000 Yeah.
01:04:04.000 Take that money and that power and put it to where it could really benefit the people.
01:04:08.000 Well, it's also just a distraction.
01:04:10.000 People love shiny shit, man.
01:04:11.000 If you can give them a shiny ass wheel.
01:04:13.000 Whoa, I saw a dude who had like a Chevy Caprice, like a Caprice Classic, and they were the most ridiculous wheels I've ever seen in my life.
01:04:21.000 It was like a 10-speed bike wheel.
01:04:23.000 It was just crazy.
01:04:24.000 Like, what the fuck are you doing with your car?
01:04:26.000 This isn't even a car anymore.
01:04:28.000 Yeah.
01:04:28.000 Yeah, I see him all the time.
01:04:30.000 It's so strange.
01:04:31.000 Like, I don't even know how he got into the car.
01:04:33.000 It was so high up there.
01:04:34.000 It was like an acrobatic event.
01:04:36.000 Just to climb into his front seat to deal with his crazy, stupid wheels.
01:04:41.000 It's weird, man.
01:04:42.000 People are strange.
01:04:43.000 Yeah, well, that's the state of America right now, man.
01:04:46.000 Have you ever understood of monster trucks?
01:04:47.000 No.
01:04:49.000 No.
01:04:50.000 Yeah, I've watched them before.
01:04:51.000 I've only been in one.
01:04:52.000 I was in Quentin Rampage Jackson's.
01:04:54.000 He has a giant monster truck.
01:04:56.000 He had a monster truck with a picture of his face on it.
01:04:58.000 But I'm from Atlanta.
01:04:59.000 You gotta remember, we're from Atlanta.
01:05:01.000 I know, but Quentin's from Memphis.
01:05:04.000 Yeah, you gotta be from the middle of the country for that.
01:05:06.000 The cool thing is the height of it.
01:05:08.000 You know, looking out over.
01:05:08.000 It's like you're in a city bus.
01:05:10.000 It's weird.
01:05:11.000 You're looking above the traffic.
01:05:13.000 It's real strange.
01:05:14.000 You see Arnold Schwarzenegger?
01:05:15.000 Oh, he drove his new car?
01:05:16.000 No.
01:05:16.000 He has some German car that's really popular with the German army, and it's like a Hummer, but taller.
01:05:24.000 I'll try to find a picture.
01:05:25.000 Oh, really?
01:05:25.000 Is it electric?
01:05:26.000 No, no.
01:05:27.000 It's a gas-guzzling horrible car.
01:05:29.000 Yeah, no one's got it.
01:05:30.000 Two miles a gallon.
01:05:32.000 Yeah.
01:05:32.000 Well, there's real problems with electric cars, man.
01:05:35.000 You know, people want to go electric, but you realize that electric relies on lithium-ion batteries, and they get that shit from war zones.
01:05:42.000 You know, anywhere where there's lithium, people are dying.
01:05:46.000 You know, there's lithium in the Congo, there's lithium, there's pockets of lithium that were recently found in Afghanistan.
01:05:52.000 Oh, yeah?
01:05:53.000 Yeah, lithium is a scarce element.
01:05:57.000 And when they find it, man, they try to lock down that area and control it.
01:06:02.000 So it's like, you're not really going to get a conflict-free car that runs on electricity, because that shit runs on a lot of lithium.
01:06:09.000 So they've got to pull that out of a mountain somewhere in Afghanistan.
01:06:12.000 That sounds like Avatar.
01:06:13.000 It is!
01:06:15.000 You're right!
01:06:16.000 It's Avatar.
01:06:16.000 Look at this motherfucker.
01:06:17.000 Oh, wow.
01:06:18.000 Look at that stupid car, Arnold.
01:06:21.000 You silly bitch.
01:06:23.000 He's just ready.
01:06:24.000 He's ready for the end.
01:06:25.000 The end is coming.
01:06:27.000 Looks like he's been pumping up, doesn't he?
01:06:29.000 He's getting back in shape.
01:06:30.000 That's a Mercedes.
01:06:31.000 Is that a monkey in the back?
01:06:33.000 Look at the cigar.
01:06:33.000 Oh, that's a dog, son.
01:06:35.000 Look at the cigar.
01:06:36.000 I'm going to the maid's house.
01:06:40.000 I think that I had a crazy dream about him.
01:06:43.000 Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck.
01:06:45.000 I had a crazy dream about him after his whole case.
01:06:49.000 And I talked about it on the podcast.
01:06:51.000 It was real weird, man.
01:06:52.000 He was in my family's yard.
01:06:56.000 They had a yard that was right up next to a lake.
01:06:59.000 It was like a lake or an ocean.
01:07:00.000 Anyway, they were swimming.
01:07:01.000 And Arnold was running around swimming with his balls and cock hanging out.
01:07:05.000 And he was really confident.
01:07:08.000 He was really confident, just strolling around.
01:07:11.000 No big deal.
01:07:12.000 My cock is hanging out.
01:07:13.000 He was just so casual about his dick hanging out.
01:07:16.000 I remember thinking, you've got to keep women away from that guy.
01:07:20.000 He's just trying to fuck.
01:07:22.000 And this was my crazy dream, of course.
01:07:24.000 But it was just such a strange dream to see some old, in-shape guy with his dick hanging out, just swimming around near people.
01:07:31.000 Yes.
01:07:32.000 It was a strange fucking dream.
01:07:33.000 Well, you know, some people feel like they're more privileged than others.
01:07:36.000 You know, we can do whatever we want to do because we got all the guns.
01:07:39.000 Yeah.
01:07:40.000 Do you think that's his attitude?
01:07:41.000 Oh, absolutely.
01:07:42.000 That he just feels privileged?
01:07:43.000 Absolutely.
01:07:44.000 It's a Hollywood star with a lot of guns.
01:07:45.000 I'm going to fuck the maid!
01:07:48.000 And everybody else that gets in my way.
01:07:50.000 Yeah.
01:07:50.000 Just shoot loads into her.
01:07:53.000 Didn't give a fuck.
01:07:54.000 Did you see The Expendables 2?
01:07:56.000 Did you?
01:07:56.000 No, I didn't see it.
01:07:57.000 Did you?
01:07:57.000 No.
01:07:58.000 I saw the first one.
01:07:59.000 Was it any good?
01:07:59.000 It was okay.
01:08:00.000 Yeah.
01:08:01.000 The first one was fun.
01:08:03.000 It's like a good episode of Dukes of Hazzard.
01:08:06.000 You know what I mean?
01:08:07.000 But the same characters, like today.
01:08:09.000 Yeah.
01:08:09.000 They're just 50 in the car.
01:08:11.000 Yeah.
01:08:12.000 We're going to make a comeback.
01:08:13.000 We're coming back.
01:08:14.000 But you know what that's about is something that you said earlier.
01:08:17.000 You said that we should invest in kids, but America's an old country.
01:08:22.000 Most of you are like 58. When you watch TV, everything that's on is for them.
01:08:27.000 What is the numbers of people?
01:08:28.000 I don't think that's right.
01:08:29.000 I wonder what the average age of people is in America.
01:08:32.000 America used to be in the 70s.
01:08:33.000 It was like a young country because the baby boomers are getting old.
01:08:36.000 So now America is like an old country.
01:08:38.000 So when you sit and watch television, that's why it's all for old people.
01:08:42.000 So what is the average person?
01:08:43.000 How old is the average?
01:08:44.000 I think it's like 50 something.
01:08:45.000 Really?
01:08:46.000 Holy shit.
01:08:48.000 Maybe late 40s.
01:08:50.000 But it's definitely not in the 30s.
01:08:52.000 Alright, Brian, take a guess before I hit enter.
01:08:56.000 35. 35?
01:08:57.000 I think I'm with you.
01:08:58.000 I'm saying in late 30s.
01:09:00.000 That's what I say.
01:09:01.000 Because I know there's a lot of people fucking these days.
01:09:03.000 Let's see.
01:09:06.000 Median age was 28 in 2012. So, not quite.
01:09:17.000 Joe, I saw that.
01:09:18.000 Did you see that advertisement?
01:09:19.000 Somebody found an old commercial of you in it on Comedy Central.
01:09:25.000 Oh, I did see that.
01:09:26.000 It was like in the middle of some...
01:09:27.000 A field.
01:09:28.000 Yeah, of a field and you're talking to cows.
01:09:31.000 I was 22 years old there.
01:09:32.000 That was so weird.
01:09:33.000 Yeah, it was terrible.
01:09:34.000 It was so awful, too.
01:09:36.000 Yeah, it seems like that's what it is.
01:09:41.000 28?
01:09:42.000 Yeah, it seems like it's 28. Well, that's in the middle.
01:09:45.000 Not young, but not old either.
01:09:48.000 Well, this one, though, says United States median age is 36.9.
01:09:53.000 It says the average is 36.9 because for men it's 35 years, for women it's 38 years.
01:10:00.000 So that would say that you were about right.
01:10:02.000 Yeah, we were about right, 35, 36. Yeah.
01:10:05.000 Yeah.
01:10:06.000 Either way, that's probably older than people were back in the 70s, right?
01:10:09.000 In the 70s, we were a young country because all those baby boomers were just...
01:10:13.000 That's why everybody went crazy, was doing drugs, listening to Jimi Hendrix and fucking all that shit, you know?
01:10:20.000 Happy times.
01:10:21.000 Yeah, happy times, right?
01:10:22.000 Growth.
01:10:23.000 Growth.
01:10:24.000 But what a crazy little burst of energy that time was, and then to have it all pulled back.
01:10:29.000 You know, it's like for a one ten-year period from between 1950 and 1960, the world changed in a crazy way.
01:10:39.000 I mean, it really changed like a motherfucker.
01:10:41.000 And then 10 years later, everything became illegal.
01:10:43.000 And then they put the lockdown and everything.
01:10:45.000 In 1970, they passed all those drugs.
01:10:48.000 The drug war.
01:10:48.000 Yeah.
01:10:49.000 That's when they said, no more acid, no more anything else.
01:10:52.000 Stop it.
01:10:54.000 People were taking all kinds of crazy shit that was legal at the time.
01:10:58.000 Yeah.
01:10:58.000 Somebody said they used to even put Coke in cocaine.
01:11:01.000 Oh, yeah, Coca-Cola.
01:11:03.000 They put Coke in Coca-Cola.
01:11:04.000 Yeah.
01:11:06.000 Have you ever had the real Coke?
01:11:07.000 I had the Mexican Coke, which is...
01:11:10.000 Because Mexican Coke is different.
01:11:11.000 It's cane sugar instead of whatever sugar we use.
01:11:14.000 Mexican Coke is better.
01:11:15.000 Yeah.
01:11:15.000 Isn't that fucked up?
01:11:16.000 But they don't have...
01:11:17.000 I haven't seen Mexican Diet Coke.
01:11:19.000 But they have cane sugar instead of corn syrup, which is way better for you.
01:11:23.000 Oh, yeah.
01:11:24.000 Isn't that ridiculous?
01:11:24.000 That shit they put in sodas is the worst.
01:11:27.000 And I haven't drunk a soda in about 25 years.
01:11:30.000 Really?
01:11:30.000 Yeah, I totally cut them out.
01:11:32.000 Smart.
01:11:33.000 They're so delicious, though.
01:11:34.000 Check it, Coke.
01:11:35.000 It's sharp.
01:11:36.000 Yeah, man, when you have a nice sandwich, you want a Coke to go with that shit.
01:11:41.000 It tastes good.
01:11:42.000 Yeah, burgers.
01:11:44.000 Burger and Coke.
01:11:45.000 Yeah, it sucks.
01:11:45.000 I eat these kale shakes, man.
01:11:48.000 And it's not my favorite thing to eat.
01:11:50.000 They don't taste good.
01:11:51.000 They're this big fucking blended shake that I make where I stuff kale in it and celery and ginger and garlic and pineapple.
01:11:59.000 But when I drink them, I feel way better.
01:12:02.000 But I'm like, why can't something like that draw me to it?
01:12:06.000 Because every time I go to it, it's like work.
01:12:08.000 I was like, I can't believe I'm drinking this fucking disgusting shit.
01:12:11.000 And I'm like, all right, it's going to be delicious.
01:12:13.000 I'll start talking myself into it.
01:12:15.000 And then I'll pour like a lot of coconut oil on it and a lot of pineapple in it.
01:12:18.000 So it tastes a little bit better.
01:12:20.000 Yeah.
01:12:20.000 But it really doesn't taste that good.
01:12:21.000 If I had to choose between that and a soda, I would want that soda.
01:12:25.000 Soda's delicious.
01:12:25.000 Absolutely.
01:12:26.000 Soda's like pain free.
01:12:29.000 It's like, oh, give me some love.
01:12:31.000 But then you won't be looking as young as you do.
01:12:33.000 No, I won't be feeling as good either.
01:12:35.000 Or as healthy as you are right now.
01:12:37.000 And health is so important.
01:12:39.000 I try to tell this motherfucker, tell him to stop smoking.
01:12:43.000 I keep telling him.
01:12:44.000 He's getting older and he smokes and he doesn't take care of his body.
01:12:47.000 And I'm like, dude, I don't want to be over your bed while you got some cancer type shit.
01:12:51.000 That's what happened with the rapper.
01:12:52.000 He had to eat better.
01:12:54.000 You heard about that?
01:12:54.000 Another rap?
01:12:55.000 What's that?
01:12:55.000 No, with the rapper, he had to eat better.
01:12:58.000 He had seizures, and then he had to change his diet.
01:13:00.000 That's in the Rolling Stone article, too.
01:13:02.000 Oh, Rick Ross had seizures, so he had to change his diet.
01:13:06.000 Yeah, so he had to change his diet.
01:13:07.000 That's why he has a song called Dice Pineapples.
01:13:09.000 Yeah, he's had two heart attacks, right?
01:13:11.000 And he's made two songs about his heart attacks.
01:13:13.000 That dude is just lying and slinging dick, I'll tell you.
01:13:17.000 It's the wall.
01:13:18.000 When you had a bunch of heart attacks and you're that fat with your shirt off.
01:13:22.000 He probably wasn't getting laid after he started rapping.
01:13:26.000 It's probably his balls don't know what is going on.
01:13:29.000 They're like, why are we shooting so many loads?
01:13:32.000 How the fuck did this guy get so successful with his dick?
01:13:35.000 It's like, for 35 years, nothing.
01:13:38.000 All of a sudden, every day, it's like, we need more loads!
01:13:41.000 More loads?
01:13:42.000 Can you imagine if you were in the load factory in his body, and then all of a sudden, production went up by 5,000% in his 30s?
01:13:51.000 What the fuck is going on, man?
01:13:52.000 What do we do with all this sperm?
01:13:55.000 It's just him eating sandwiches, getting his dick sucked.
01:13:59.000 You're fucking nuts.
01:14:00.000 Counting your money.
01:14:04.000 Trying to figure out how much he can give you and still live like this.
01:14:07.000 He's probably thinking about it right now.
01:14:09.000 None.
01:14:09.000 In his mind, he's saying none.
01:14:11.000 I'm not going to give him a dime.
01:14:13.000 Well, if he has to change his name to Rosé, at least he's set the stage for that.
01:14:19.000 You know?
01:14:19.000 Right?
01:14:20.000 I mean, he kind of has, right?
01:14:21.000 You said he's sort of using another name.
01:14:23.000 No, he's using Rick Ross.
01:14:25.000 He's still using that constantly.
01:14:26.000 Look at the cover of the Rolling Stones.
01:14:27.000 Yeah, maybe they did that, too.
01:14:29.000 I mean, maybe this is what we're marketing.
01:14:32.000 So before we totally lose, let's keep that going on.
01:14:35.000 Maybe they just figure that's the best way.
01:14:37.000 Do you think they've got to know that they're going to lose?
01:14:39.000 Right?
01:14:40.000 I hope so.
01:14:41.000 I bet the lawyers are listening to this shit right now.
01:14:44.000 Nah.
01:14:44.000 I bet they are.
01:14:45.000 Never know.
01:14:45.000 If they're good, right?
01:14:46.000 Wouldn't you be listening to this?
01:14:48.000 You're on top of everything.
01:14:49.000 We don't know if they're good.
01:14:50.000 I mean, a good lawyer would, you know, I mean, just for me, you know, businessman, and I say, okay, well, we just spent a hundred grand.
01:14:58.000 We know we're going to have to spend at least another million.
01:15:01.000 Hey, you want to go and sit down and talk to this guy and try to work this thing out?
01:15:04.000 Right.
01:15:04.000 But no, his lawyers are like, oh, no, keep sending those checks and pay 1.3 million out of selling, they say 200,000 records, but...
01:15:13.000 I think it's probably more like $25,000.
01:15:17.000 What, he actually sells?
01:15:18.000 No, he's talking about opening week.
01:15:20.000 Opening week.
01:15:21.000 You think they lie about that shit?
01:15:23.000 They buy the records themselves.
01:15:25.000 They do?
01:15:26.000 We don't know if they bought them in his case, but they do buy records.
01:15:30.000 Really?
01:15:30.000 What companies do that?
01:15:33.000 All of them.
01:15:33.000 They do that just to jack up the sales?
01:15:35.000 To make it look bigger than this?
01:15:36.000 To make it look like the guy is hot when he may be not.
01:15:40.000 Really?
01:15:40.000 That is interesting.
01:15:41.000 Make him go gold.
01:15:44.000 Really?
01:15:44.000 How many do you have to sell before you go gold?
01:15:46.000 500,000.
01:15:48.000 And platinum's a million?
01:15:49.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:15:50.000 I didn't know they could just go buy them like that.
01:15:53.000 It makes sense, though.
01:15:54.000 It's kind of...
01:15:56.000 Unethical or illegal to do that, but they all practice that method.
01:16:00.000 Really?
01:16:01.000 Yeah.
01:16:01.000 Well, it kind of makes sense.
01:16:02.000 Look, if you wanted to think about it that way, you could brag about the guy selling so much, people will try shit they hear is real popular.
01:16:11.000 And then you start to get advertisement.
01:16:13.000 Yeah.
01:16:14.000 BET will pick you up and they start to play your videos and MTV and, oh, he sold 500,000, so now you're hot.
01:16:21.000 It's a weird business, that music business, man.
01:16:24.000 It seems like a strange, strange place to maneuver.
01:16:28.000 Joe, can I ask you a question?
01:16:30.000 Sure, please.
01:16:31.000 If my name was William Roberts and I rapped about being a correctional officer, would you buy my CD? Yeah, if you were good.
01:16:39.000 Yeah, man.
01:16:40.000 Yeah, man.
01:16:41.000 You could have any fucking job, and I don't care what you do.
01:16:44.000 You could be a comedian.
01:16:45.000 You could be a rapper.
01:16:46.000 You could be an author.
01:16:47.000 If you're good.
01:16:49.000 It's not like the title of what the guy does.
01:16:53.000 It's like, who is he?
01:16:56.000 There's a lot of people that are working in Baskin-Robbins scooping ice cream, but they're interesting motherfuckers.
01:17:01.000 If you sat down and talked to them for a long period of time, they might be able to actually write a book that's pretty fucking badass that you would want to read.
01:17:07.000 He might be able to rap about ice cream and be like, I never thought a motherfucker could rap about ice cream and I would think it was fun.
01:17:13.000 It all depends on the individual and the context of what they're saying.
01:17:16.000 So that guy for sure could have pulled off talking about being a corrections officer.
01:17:21.000 He just had to be a bad motherfucker to do it.
01:17:23.000 See, I don't know.
01:17:23.000 I just think rap is so anti-authoritarian.
01:17:25.000 It's true.
01:17:26.000 You know, and especially like how he's trying to rap.
01:17:29.000 Yeah.
01:17:30.000 I'm a correction officer.
01:17:31.000 Yeah.
01:17:32.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:17:33.000 Don't know if it works.
01:17:34.000 That's true.
01:17:34.000 I lock up drug dealers.
01:17:35.000 And tackle people down.
01:17:38.000 I'm on the goon squad.
01:17:40.000 We're going to take him down.
01:17:41.000 He would have to be unbelievably good.
01:17:43.000 I made him bend over and spread his cheeks.
01:17:47.000 He would have to be Eminem times a million.
01:17:50.000 Yeah, I checked up on his nutsack.
01:17:53.000 He would have to be a million times better than Jay-Z. But it's not impossible.
01:18:00.000 It's just he would have to be so good to overcome that hate.
01:18:04.000 It would be almost impossible.
01:18:05.000 Okay.
01:18:06.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:18:07.000 I really think that anything is possible.
01:18:10.000 Can you do it?
01:18:11.000 Can I do it?
01:18:11.000 Probably not.
01:18:12.000 But is it possible that someone could be so good at rapping that they could pull off being a bad motherfucker even though they used to be a corrections officer?
01:18:21.000 And it's probably going to happen one day.
01:18:22.000 Maybe.
01:18:23.000 It's possible.
01:18:24.000 You'd have to be so untouchably dope.
01:18:27.000 It'll be in your dream with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
01:18:29.000 Yeah, it would be.
01:18:30.000 He just walked past.
01:18:31.000 William Roberts just passed by.
01:18:33.000 If Nas was a corrections officer, Nas's lyrics are so goddamn good.
01:18:39.000 You've got to just respect it.
01:18:41.000 You can't deny it.
01:18:43.000 I've never heard anybody say that Nas sucks.
01:18:45.000 Because his lyrics are so good.
01:18:47.000 That one where he plays the whole song backwards, like the events, like he reads them backwards.
01:18:52.000 Like, come on, man.
01:18:54.000 Who the fuck can do that?
01:18:55.000 Who else can do that?
01:18:56.000 Even if he was a corrections officer, he would have to go, God damn, that was pretty fucking badass.
01:19:00.000 You know what I mean?
01:19:01.000 So he would have to be that good.
01:19:02.000 But he's not!
01:19:03.000 He's not that good.
01:19:05.000 He's not that good at all, which is really interesting.
01:19:07.000 That every day I'm hustling, that's got like a catchy beat to it.
01:19:12.000 That was pretty good.
01:19:13.000 You know that came from Dark Alliance.
01:19:16.000 Because that's what you said.
01:19:17.000 Yeah, that's one of the things that you said, right?
01:19:19.000 Yep, yep, yep.
01:19:20.000 I mean...
01:19:21.000 That's so weird.
01:19:23.000 You're in a club and you hear, every day I'm hustling, every day I'm hustling.
01:19:28.000 And you must be in a club going, what the fuck is going on in this life?
01:19:31.000 You know what was funny to me about?
01:19:34.000 A month and a half ago, I was in Charlotte, North Carolina.
01:19:38.000 And so this kid, he did a rap.
01:19:41.000 Against the rapper, you know, only support the real, middle finger to the fake.
01:19:47.000 Whoa.
01:19:48.000 And so the rapper, and they all sitting in VIP, and they play the rapper on the radio.
01:19:52.000 Oh, no!
01:19:54.000 And they're sitting together?
01:19:55.000 And the guy calls me, he calls me, he's like, yeah, I'm sitting right next to that dude right now, and they just played the song on the radio.
01:20:00.000 And did he know that it was him that played that song?
01:20:03.000 Yeah, he knew.
01:20:03.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
01:20:05.000 And he had just talked to the kid before the song came on, and, you know, was telling him how he was.
01:20:10.000 Yeah.
01:20:14.000 It's a terrible place to be, man.
01:20:16.000 To be full of shit is a terrible thing.
01:20:19.000 I mean, in that way...
01:20:20.000 But if you look at the stomach, I mean, he's been there for a while.
01:20:23.000 You just don't get there overnight.
01:20:24.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:20:25.000 Yeah, he's a slob.
01:20:27.000 It's amazing.
01:20:29.000 That's a fascinating story.
01:20:33.000 You're admirable in how you are depicting it.
01:20:38.000 You're not vindictive.
01:20:40.000 You're not angry.
01:20:41.000 I barely feel like your heart goes up a beat when you bring it up.
01:20:46.000 You just bring it up very factually.
01:20:48.000 I just want what's mine.
01:20:52.000 But I mean, you're not freaking out about it.
01:20:55.000 You're just persistent.
01:20:56.000 No, I'm not.
01:20:56.000 But I'm not going to rest until I get it straight.
01:21:00.000 Right.
01:21:02.000 He don't understand the type of person that I am.
01:21:04.000 When I had my life sentence in prison, one of the things that I committed myself to was getting out of prison.
01:21:10.000 And now, one of the things that I'm committed to right now is to get my name back.
01:21:15.000 To stop him from using my name.
01:21:17.000 And I want my name back with interest.
01:21:19.000 Give me my interest with my name.
01:21:22.000 How much would you take to shut up?
01:21:24.000 I don't know.
01:21:25.000 I shouldn't even say shut up.
01:21:26.000 That's disrespectful.
01:21:27.000 How much would you take to drop it?
01:21:29.000 I don't know.
01:21:30.000 I really...
01:21:32.000 I really couldn't say right now.
01:21:34.000 We'd have to sit down and crunch the numbers because I've got attorneys that I've got to pay too.
01:21:39.000 These guys have been helping me out out of kindness or their heart.
01:21:43.000 It's put a strain on me fighting this case because I don't make much money.
01:21:47.000 I get a few dollars.
01:21:49.000 The work that I'm doing right now, when I go out to a high school and speak, they don't pay me for that.
01:21:53.000 I take books.
01:21:54.000 We need a Rick Ross podcast and a Rick Ross t-shirt.
01:21:57.000 Let's do it.
01:21:58.000 Let's do it.
01:21:59.000 Just start selling them on the podcast.
01:22:00.000 We'll do that.
01:22:01.000 Just that alone, man.
01:22:02.000 I'm telling you.
01:22:04.000 Everywhere I go, I see these machine t-shirts from Bert Kreischer.
01:22:08.000 Bert Kreischer is a comedian friend of ours.
01:22:10.000 He told a story on the podcast about getting drunk in Russia.
01:22:13.000 And he was saying the wrong.
01:22:14.000 He was saying, I'm a machine.
01:22:16.000 I'm the machine.
01:22:17.000 That's what he's telling all these Russian people.
01:22:18.000 He didn't know what the fuck he was saying.
01:22:19.000 And he's hammered.
01:22:20.000 So it became a hilarious story that now he sold these shirts that say The Machine on the bottom of them.
01:22:25.000 These fucking shirts are everywhere.
01:22:27.000 I've seen them in other countries.
01:22:28.000 He does it so smart, too, because I got to see him in Dayton.
01:22:30.000 He'll do the whole Machine story, and it's like a new version of it where he's tightened it up and made, like, you know, just even...
01:22:36.000 Put it to the next level and then when he's done, he's like and I have machine shirts up front and then like everybody after hearing that amazing stories like hello, bye, bye.
01:22:44.000 Yeah, you can't go wrong.
01:22:45.000 I bet he gets rid of thousands of those fucking things.
01:22:48.000 And where I go, I see those Desquad shirts.
01:22:49.000 I see Desquad shirts at every one of our shows.
01:22:52.000 I see Desquad shirts at UFC's.
01:22:55.000 I see them constantly.
01:22:56.000 Did you see it last night on TV? It was on America's Got Talent.
01:23:00.000 One of the bands was wearing a Desquad shirt.
01:23:03.000 Wow.
01:23:05.000 Pull that up.
01:23:06.000 Pull that up.
01:23:06.000 See, that's what I'm talking about.
01:23:07.000 We need a Rick Ross t-shirt.
01:23:09.000 We need a Rick Ross podcast, a Rick Ross t-shirt.
01:23:11.000 Just that alone, man.
01:23:14.000 You need to get that started yesterday.
01:23:16.000 For real.
01:23:18.000 Because you can talk, man.
01:23:19.000 You're an interesting dude.
01:23:20.000 And I see what you're doing on your...
01:23:22.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
01:23:24.000 Hitler Cat on NBC. That is hilarious.
01:23:29.000 And I saw what you're doing on your website as well.
01:23:32.000 Your website has a lot of news.
01:23:36.000 And a lot of news about shit that's going on in the world as well.
01:23:40.000 You put little blurbs of things that are happening on your website.
01:23:44.000 People you're involved with.
01:23:45.000 Absolutely.
01:23:46.000 Clients.
01:23:47.000 Right.
01:23:47.000 I want to be informative.
01:23:49.000 I want to let the people know.
01:23:50.000 Because I believe that just like you're doing...
01:23:54.000 There's so much bullshit out here that I want to cut through the bullshit and help the people get something that can help them, you know.
01:24:02.000 But I think the most important thing is for us to get our country back on track.
01:24:07.000 Yeah.
01:24:08.000 I mean, I love the way America used to be, you know.
01:24:11.000 And right now I'm not happy with the way it's going.
01:24:14.000 I'm not happy with fake it till you make it, you know.
01:24:18.000 Just be around the people with money or whatever.
01:24:22.000 Right now, these people would rather hang out with somebody that has money than to go out and try to make some money for themselves.
01:24:28.000 So, we gotta change that.
01:24:31.000 You know, we gotta change it to where you are a star.
01:24:34.000 Everybody's a star.
01:24:36.000 And everybody should be treated like one.
01:24:37.000 I don't think that, you know, this guy's a bigger person than you because he has money in the bank or I'm smaller than you because I don't have any money.
01:24:48.000 I think we're all created equal.
01:24:49.000 We all have talents and that we just have to explore everybody and give everybody an equal opportunity.
01:24:57.000 That's a beautiful idea on paper.
01:25:00.000 My problem with the way this world is screwed up is that it seems like the debt is so considerable, it's almost like the whole thing doesn't make sense anymore.
01:25:08.000 I don't understand finances that much, but when you start talking the trillions of dollars of debt, and we talk about what the interest rate is, and you talk about how much people will be paying off, and where is Social Security coming from, when you start looking at those numbers, it's almost like this just seems broken.
01:25:23.000 It is broken.
01:25:25.000 But the only way it's going to get fixed is we fix it.
01:25:27.000 If we don't, it's going to get worse.
01:25:29.000 Yeah, but that's what I'm worried about.
01:25:31.000 I'm worried about does it have to fail before it can be reinvented in a more productive manner?
01:25:37.000 Is that like the destiny of this culture?
01:25:40.000 It has already failed.
01:25:42.000 It seems like it has.
01:25:42.000 I mean, if it hasn't, if they don't consider it failed right now, we have over 2.3 million people in prison right now.
01:25:49.000 Yeah.
01:25:50.000 We're the biggest incarcerators in the world.
01:25:53.000 If that's not a sign that you're failing, Then what is?
01:25:57.000 Well, what's insane is how many of them are in there because they didn't sell a sanctioned drug.
01:26:03.000 They locked this person in.
01:26:04.000 It's not like it's not drugs for sale.
01:26:06.000 It's not like you can't go to CVS and get fucked up anytime you want, especially if you have a prescription.
01:26:11.000 But even if you don't have a prescription, you can walk into CVS and just drink till you're dead.
01:26:16.000 No problem whatsoever.
01:26:18.000 But if someone's selling some unsanctioned substances, and there's a demand and a supply, and these dudes selling Oxycontins, these fucking guys living behind velvet gates, no one's coming after them.
01:26:32.000 They're just collecting.
01:26:34.000 They're just watching zeros.
01:26:36.000 They're just sitting in front of the computer, logged on to their account, watching cling, cling, cling.
01:26:41.000 It's like a lottery bell going off.
01:26:44.000 And now here they're giving kids prescriptions because the kid is moving around fast.
01:26:49.000 They got some drug that they're giving them into.
01:26:50.000 Sure, Ritalin.
01:26:51.000 Ritalin is famous to give kids that are hyperactive.
01:26:54.000 But they're doing Prozac on young kids.
01:26:56.000 You know, there's my next door neighbor.
01:26:59.000 They were terrible parents.
01:27:01.000 Terrible parents.
01:27:02.000 Their fucking kids were always screaming at each other.
01:27:06.000 And they didn't know how to handle it.
01:27:07.000 And they would scream at each other.
01:27:09.000 And there was a...
01:27:10.000 Lot of nonsense going on.
01:27:11.000 The kids just were fucking haywire.
01:27:14.000 They were haywire.
01:27:14.000 And then they started drugging them.
01:27:16.000 It was crazy, man.
01:27:18.000 It was crazy to watch.
01:27:19.000 It was like all of a sudden the kids would just be like looking at you.
01:27:22.000 I would leave the house and they would be bouncing off the wall.
01:27:25.000 You'd try to pull out of the driveway.
01:27:26.000 Excuse me.
01:27:26.000 They're fucking in the street jumping off the car.
01:27:28.000 You know, but that was normal at least.
01:27:30.000 That was like what crazy kids do.
01:27:32.000 That's what kids do.
01:27:33.000 Then you pull your car out there and you see zombie kids.
01:27:36.000 Same kids just standing there.
01:27:38.000 Shuffling.
01:27:39.000 We used to call it in jail when there were certain guys that they would put on drugs when we were in jail, and they would just be standing there going back and forth with their feet.
01:27:47.000 And we would call it the Thorazine Shuffle.
01:27:51.000 So it's awful when they do that to young kids, you know, because that stuff really mess you up.
01:27:56.000 It's scary.
01:27:57.000 It's scary how many parents just want to calm the little fuckers down.
01:28:00.000 They just can't take it anymore.
01:28:02.000 If you've never had a kid, you don't know.
01:28:04.000 You don't know how frayed people get.
01:28:07.000 They just get to the point where they can't take it.
01:28:09.000 They can't take it.
01:28:10.000 Drag him up!
01:28:10.000 Drag him!
01:28:11.000 Prepare him to go to prison.
01:28:12.000 That's what they do.
01:28:13.000 Sad.
01:28:14.000 Put him on Thorazine, and then when he's old enough to say he don't want it anymore, then we'll just put him in prison.
01:28:20.000 Yeah, it is pretty fucking pathetic.
01:28:22.000 How many dudes when you were in jail were on different medications?
01:28:25.000 Oh man, their lives be huge.
01:28:28.000 And can you get them?
01:28:29.000 Like if you say, I'm depressed?
01:28:30.000 Oh yeah, you can just go into the doctor and give them a story.
01:28:33.000 You hear noises.
01:28:35.000 Really?
01:28:36.000 Yeah.
01:28:36.000 And then what kind of shit did they give you?
01:28:38.000 Thorazine or the one that you just said.
01:28:41.000 Ritalin or Prozac.
01:28:43.000 And when they take those, then all of a sudden they just zone out.
01:28:47.000 Oh, they zone out, yeah.
01:28:48.000 You would see them standing in a spot and they just go back and forth, raising one foot up after another one.
01:28:54.000 Whoa.
01:28:55.000 In jail it's called a Thorazine shuffle, but all those drugs kind of give them the same type of effect.
01:29:01.000 Do any guys in jail ever get pain medication?
01:29:04.000 Oh yeah, you can get pain medication if you hurt your back.
01:29:07.000 Really?
01:29:08.000 What kind of shit?
01:29:09.000 What can you get?
01:29:09.000 Hopefully they don't give you Viagra in jail.
01:29:11.000 If it's something strong...
01:29:14.000 Do they give you Viagra in jail?
01:29:16.000 No, I don't think so.
01:29:19.000 You gotta get that in.
01:29:20.000 Imagine if you take Viagra that a dude snuck in his ass.
01:29:23.000 It just seems like a bad path.
01:29:26.000 When I was in jail, everyone was talking about hooch.
01:29:29.000 You know what hooch is?
01:29:30.000 Yeah, they make hooch all the time.
01:29:32.000 Yeah, and I don't know.
01:29:33.000 I never tried it.
01:29:34.000 Is it like homemade alcohol?
01:29:36.000 Is that what it is?
01:29:36.000 Yeah, it's homemade alcohol.
01:29:38.000 So what do you have to have wrong with you to get pain pills?
01:29:41.000 Like what kind of pain pills they give out?
01:29:42.000 Oh, you can go in there and hurt your back, you know?
01:29:44.000 So if you pull the muscle...
01:29:46.000 Yeah, pull the muscle, get hurt on the football field...
01:29:48.000 They'll hook you up with some OxyContin?
01:29:51.000 I don't know if they give you Oxycontin.
01:29:52.000 Now they do have medicine that they give you and you have to go up and you go to the doctor and they put it in a cup and right then you have to throw it in your mouth, drink some water and then open your mouth up so the doctor can look inside and make sure that you took the pill.
01:30:06.000 Now those pills are like really, really prescription medicine.
01:30:13.000 But then they would give you like a ibuprofen, you know, you can just bring those back to your cell.
01:30:18.000 Yeah, stuff that doesn't get you high is fine.
01:30:20.000 Right.
01:30:21.000 But the ones that get you high, how long do they give them to you for?
01:30:25.000 I mean, there's guys that get them for as long as they're in there.
01:30:28.000 Whoa!
01:30:29.000 But you have to keep going up to the window every day.
01:30:31.000 You know, some guys go three times a day to get the medicine.
01:30:34.000 But what they'll do is some guys, instead of taking it, they'll put it under their tongue and get back in the unit and sell it.
01:30:40.000 That must be a skill you develop, how to tuck it and hide it.
01:30:44.000 If you do it for a couple years, you perfect it.
01:30:48.000 Is there anything that people would be surprised that you could get in jail?
01:30:52.000 You can get cell phones.
01:30:54.000 You can get anything in jail that you got on the street, if you got money.
01:30:58.000 Really?
01:30:58.000 Yeah, pretty much anything.
01:31:00.000 Cocaine, heroin.
01:31:03.000 Oxycontin, crystal meth, everything is inside the jailhouse.
01:31:06.000 I would have been, like, PlayStation and, like, you know, something to make it easier just wasting my time in jail.
01:31:13.000 Can we get a steak?
01:31:15.000 Just a steak, a hot steak.
01:31:17.000 Well, you know, the jails now give you Playstations.
01:31:19.000 Are you serious?
01:31:20.000 Yeah.
01:31:20.000 Oh, that's not bad.
01:31:21.000 Yeah, they have it in a library.
01:31:23.000 Yeah, but if you lose, you have to suck someone's dick.
01:31:26.000 It's all the old games, too.
01:31:28.000 It's the ancient Pong.
01:31:30.000 You get Pong.
01:31:30.000 Yeah, Madden 07. One controller, too.
01:31:33.000 You guys got to share.
01:31:35.000 So, could you get a steak?
01:31:37.000 He was asking.
01:31:38.000 Can you get a fat steak?
01:31:39.000 Yeah, you can get a steak easy.
01:31:40.000 Really?
01:31:41.000 Yeah.
01:31:42.000 Because they have steaks for the guards.
01:31:44.000 No, the funniest thing ever is what he responds about.
01:31:49.000 Like, I heard about Rick Ross, so I get on the phone.
01:31:51.000 It's like, how do you get on the phone?
01:31:54.000 When he goes on, you're in jail.
01:31:55.000 So he said it like it just happened instantaneously.
01:31:58.000 Like, he just jumped on the phone.
01:31:59.000 That's funny.
01:32:00.000 Yeah, you can get pretty much anything in there.
01:32:02.000 They got guys in the kitchen that will cook your meal just the way you want it every day.
01:32:07.000 Really?
01:32:08.000 But you gotta have money.
01:32:09.000 Right.
01:32:10.000 How much does it take to get a steak?
01:32:13.000 Uh, probably like $5.
01:32:15.000 Really?
01:32:15.000 Wow!
01:32:16.000 That's nice.
01:32:17.000 But it's hard to get money in jail?
01:32:19.000 Or can you, you gotta bring in money?
01:32:20.000 No, no.
01:32:20.000 If you got money on the streets.
01:32:22.000 Say for instance if your people got money on the streets.
01:32:24.000 They can donate to you?
01:32:25.000 No, they just send it to your books, or say for instance, the guy in the kitchen who cooks, he knows you, so he gives you credit, and then you can just tell your people, hey, this is the guy's name, this is his booking number, send him $300.
01:32:37.000 And that'll cover you for the whole month.
01:32:39.000 Or two months, or three months.
01:32:42.000 So whenever you come in the kitchen, he just automatically brings you a tray.
01:32:45.000 Does anybody have it like this?
01:32:47.000 They call it contracts.
01:32:48.000 Contracts.
01:32:49.000 Does anybody have it like that scene in Goodfellas where they're in there cooking, they got a razor blade, and they're chopping up the garlic, and they're frying steak?
01:32:57.000 Does anybody have it set up like they have a cell that's pretty badass?
01:33:02.000 No, no, no.
01:33:03.000 Well, you know what?
01:33:04.000 Wait a minute.
01:33:04.000 They do fix their cells up.
01:33:05.000 Yeah?
01:33:06.000 But not with outside stuff.
01:33:08.000 They might have...
01:33:10.000 An outside radio with outside speakers, stuff like that there.
01:33:15.000 Maybe a blanket that comes from the outside.
01:33:18.000 But you can't have a bed that comes from the outside.
01:33:20.000 In Goodfellas, they had a whole apartment in jail.
01:33:23.000 They were walking around with slacks on and shit.
01:33:25.000 No, no, no.
01:33:26.000 You can't have that in the feds.
01:33:27.000 They're going to make sure everybody has the same bed.
01:33:31.000 Some guys have special mattresses.
01:33:33.000 Special mattresses?
01:33:34.000 Yeah, you can get a special mattress.
01:33:36.000 Tell them about the last day before you left when all your guys come in and sleep in your cell.
01:33:41.000 Oh, yeah.
01:33:43.000 Yeah, they stayed.
01:33:45.000 My last night that I left, I left at like 4 in the morning.
01:33:48.000 So about seven or eight guys, you know, that I studied with and like my best friends at the institution, you know.
01:33:56.000 We just hung out all night, you know, ate chips and talked and talked about what I was going to do when I got out.
01:34:01.000 Wow.
01:34:02.000 And, you know, just a going away party.
01:34:05.000 That sounds like you were a loved guy in there, man.
01:34:08.000 Oh, yeah.
01:34:09.000 Yeah, I had a lot of love in prison.
01:34:11.000 You know, it's crazy because even in prison, when I play basketball or something like that or football and people want to foul me hard, you know, the guys be like, man, you can't do that to Rick.
01:34:23.000 I mean, even right now, you know, there's guys on the street that want to hurt this dude.
01:34:29.000 Wow.
01:34:29.000 They come up to me all the time in L.A. and like, man...
01:34:33.000 When I'm going to see him, I'm going to punch him in the face like Snooki got punched in the face.
01:34:39.000 You're going to Snooki him.
01:34:40.000 Yeah, I went by a gym a couple weeks ago and this guy came up to me and he's like, big homie, when I see him, it's on on site.
01:34:48.000 I was like, huh?
01:34:49.000 I was like, nah, man.
01:34:51.000 So I just get a lot of love, you know, because, you know, the people know my heart.
01:34:57.000 They knew that...
01:34:58.000 Even though I did something that was wrong, it was out of ignorance and not on purpose that I did what I did.
01:35:05.000 Well, your story is very fascinating.
01:35:07.000 And for the people that didn't hear the first time you were on the podcast, you were a really good tennis player.
01:35:13.000 And you essentially...
01:35:15.000 I bet you are.
01:35:15.000 You look good.
01:35:16.000 You're in great shape.
01:35:17.000 But you essentially had nowhere to go outside of high school because you couldn't read.
01:35:22.000 Yeah.
01:35:23.000 Couldn't read or couldn't go to college.
01:35:24.000 You couldn't...
01:35:25.000 Stuck.
01:35:26.000 Crazy.
01:35:27.000 I stuck myself.
01:35:28.000 I mean, and you know what me and Antonio found out is like 65% of the guys in prison can't read.
01:35:35.000 Wow.
01:35:37.000 So that would be one of the first things to do to combat prison.
01:35:40.000 Okay, let's make sure we teach all these guys how to read.
01:35:42.000 They don't teach you shit once you get in there, right?
01:35:45.000 Nah.
01:35:45.000 You had to force yourself.
01:35:46.000 You had to learn yourself.
01:35:47.000 You had to learn myself.
01:35:48.000 You know, I had a life sentence.
01:35:49.000 So I had a great reason to learn how to read.
01:35:52.000 And my lawyer was like, Well, I'm not real motivated.
01:35:55.000 You don't have much money.
01:35:56.000 Wow.
01:35:57.000 He really said that to you?
01:35:58.000 Yeah, he told me that.
01:35:59.000 He really said that to you.
01:36:00.000 I'm not real motivated.
01:36:01.000 You don't have much money.
01:36:03.000 And you know what?
01:36:03.000 He also told me something that may be the best thing that he ever did for me in my whole life.
01:36:09.000 And he told me these words here.
01:36:11.000 He said, anytime somebody else wants for you something more than you want it for yourself, then you're in trouble.
01:36:18.000 So what I took from that is that he was telling me that if I was dependent on him to get me out of prison, then I was in trouble.
01:36:27.000 So I took matters into my own hands.
01:36:30.000 Only one percent of people ever give back a federal life sentence.
01:36:33.000 And for six years he had one.
01:36:35.000 That's amazing.
01:36:36.000 It's an amazing story, too.
01:36:38.000 It's amazing how the whole thing transpired.
01:36:41.000 And the fact that you didn't know how to read when you first started on your journey to try to figure out what was wrong with your case, that's incredible because, I mean, you literally, from the ground up, had to do it.
01:36:52.000 I did, from the ground up.
01:36:54.000 I know that just about anybody can do it.
01:36:57.000 What was it like before you could read?
01:36:59.000 When you were 28 years old and you would see some shit written somewhere, what would it look like to you?
01:37:03.000 You got to remember he was rich too.
01:37:05.000 Yeah.
01:37:05.000 So he has to read a lot of things as a rich person.
01:37:08.000 Yeah, right.
01:37:09.000 Well, you know, a lot of times I faked it if it was somebody around.
01:37:13.000 I faked, you know, that I could read.
01:37:15.000 Right.
01:37:15.000 And I would look at it as if I had read it and then would pass it on to them.
01:37:19.000 Like, say, for contracts when I would go buy a house.
01:37:22.000 Well, I would look at the contract for a little while and try to figure out in my mind how long it would take a person to read the contract.
01:37:28.000 That's hilarious.
01:37:29.000 And then I would hand it to whoever was with me and tell them to read it and then ask them, well, what do you think about this contract?
01:37:36.000 And then they would give me their opinion.
01:37:38.000 Well, I think this and I think that.
01:37:39.000 And then I would come up with my own decision from there.
01:37:43.000 So when you were looking at the pieces of paper, what were you thinking?
01:37:47.000 Just 1,001, 1,002, I wish I could read.
01:37:50.000 I wish I could read.
01:37:52.000 1,004, I wish I could read.
01:37:54.000 I should have studied.
01:37:55.000 That's such a weird...
01:37:56.000 Why couldn't I learn how to read?
01:37:58.000 You know, what was wrong with me when I was going to school?
01:38:01.000 Did anybody around you know that you didn't know how to read?
01:38:04.000 I don't know, because I hid it.
01:38:06.000 And, you know, when you got money, what you find out is you get a lot of people around you that just...
01:38:12.000 Right.
01:38:13.000 And tell you what you want to hear and they don't question.
01:38:15.000 Right.
01:38:15.000 And they can handle things for you too.
01:38:17.000 Yeah.
01:38:18.000 So you just relied on that.
01:38:20.000 Yeah.
01:38:20.000 What did it look like when you looked at, like, if you looked at the cover of this Rolling Stone and you saw all these letters?
01:38:25.000 I can't remember now because I can do it.
01:38:28.000 I don't know if I would have looked at a Rolling Stone.
01:38:30.000 Really?
01:38:30.000 I don't know if I would have, you know, I mean, when you can't read, you know, why are you going to be looking?
01:38:35.000 I don't think I ever tried to read a magazine until I got to prison.
01:38:38.000 Did you, like, when you see it, do you remember that if you recognized the letters?
01:38:43.000 I don't know if anybody in my family had a magazine when I was growing up.
01:38:46.000 Wow!
01:38:46.000 A magazine wasn't something that would...
01:38:48.000 I mean, who in my house would have bought a magazine?
01:38:51.000 My mother wouldn't have.
01:38:53.000 My brothers, you know...
01:38:54.000 Is there any books?
01:38:56.000 I don't think so.
01:38:57.000 What kind of books would have been in our house?
01:39:00.000 My brother was in the same position.
01:39:03.000 My oldest brother can't read.
01:39:05.000 Even right now he has problem reading.
01:39:08.000 My younger brothers could read, but I mean...
01:39:11.000 What was they going to read?
01:39:12.000 You know, they're going to follow in my footsteps and in my older brother's footsteps.
01:39:16.000 So I don't think that we had books in our house.
01:39:18.000 And we got to remember, this is like fresh off of Jim Crow.
01:39:22.000 This is five years off of Jim Crow.
01:39:24.000 I think even though we say Jim Crow ended in 65, 66, it probably didn't set in until, you know, the late 70s.
01:39:31.000 Right.
01:39:32.000 Yeah, it's kind of crazy when you wrap your head around people saying that people need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
01:39:38.000 I don't think a lot of people understand how bad it is in some areas.
01:39:43.000 And they can't even wrap their head around what it is like to grow up where no one else can read.
01:39:48.000 Yeah, it is.
01:39:49.000 Or no one else tells you that you should read.
01:39:53.000 In our neighborhood, the guys are telling you, you're crazy for reading.
01:39:58.000 You're crazy for reading.
01:39:59.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:40:00.000 They're going to tell you, man, get you a snatch bar.
01:40:03.000 You know, go get you a hoe.
01:40:06.000 A snatch bar?
01:40:07.000 That's what they call it?
01:40:08.000 Yeah, a snatch bar is a piece of equipment that they use to steal cars.
01:40:12.000 Oh, oh, oh.
01:40:13.000 He snatched the mission out with it.
01:40:15.000 I thought that was a girl you were talking about.
01:40:18.000 No, the hoe was the girl.
01:40:19.000 He said, go get you a hoe.
01:40:20.000 The hoe was the girl.
01:40:21.000 Did you know what he was talking about?
01:40:22.000 Yeah.
01:40:23.000 Snatch bar?
01:40:23.000 Brian's totally gangster.
01:40:25.000 The hoe was the girl.
01:40:26.000 Because we stayed on Figueroa.
01:40:28.000 Right.
01:40:28.000 Man, get you a hoe.
01:40:30.000 Put the book down.
01:40:31.000 You're being silly.
01:40:32.000 Yeah, and you're not going to make it.
01:40:33.000 Get you a sack.
01:40:34.000 Wow.
01:40:35.000 Slang.
01:40:35.000 Get you a pistol and rob.
01:40:38.000 How many people around you when you were growing up were not doing crime?
01:40:45.000 Where I was growing up at?
01:40:46.000 Yeah.
01:40:47.000 I don't know.
01:40:48.000 It was just constant everywhere.
01:40:49.000 Yeah.
01:40:50.000 Crime was accepted.
01:40:51.000 In my community, crime was accepted.
01:40:53.000 That was one of the things that they were really fascinated about me lasting so long in the drug business is that my neighbors allowed me to do it.
01:41:02.000 I mean, my neighbors could have had me arrested immediately because they knew what I was doing.
01:41:08.000 I've even had neighbors to...
01:41:09.000 One time I stashed some drugs inside a brick wall in between my mom's house and my neighbor's house and it fell through the fence into her yard.
01:41:20.000 And so she picks up, I don't know, maybe like $200,000 worth of dope.
01:41:26.000 Oh my God.
01:41:27.000 And takes it in her house.
01:41:28.000 And then she tells my mom, tell Rick to come by here and see me.
01:41:33.000 And so when I come, my mom say, uh...
01:41:36.000 Mary Joy said, come and see her.
01:41:38.000 And instantly I knew what it was.
01:41:42.000 Instantly.
01:41:42.000 So I go over there and I was like, you know, got my head down, you know, all set.
01:41:46.000 Because this lady is like my auntie.
01:41:48.000 We grew up next to her.
01:41:50.000 And then she says, I got your bag in the room.
01:41:53.000 Whenever you get ready for it, just tell me to bring it to you.
01:41:58.000 Whoa.
01:41:59.000 So, you know, when I go get the bag, then the next day I have guys that come over and do like a $5,000 paint job on their house, you know.
01:42:07.000 Go paint that house.
01:42:09.000 Nice.
01:42:10.000 That's a smart way to handle it, man.
01:42:11.000 That's the diplomatic way of keeping the community happy.
01:42:15.000 Yeah, you got to.
01:42:15.000 And that was the kind of goodwill that I got in my neighborhood.
01:42:19.000 Now, she was anti-drugs.
01:42:22.000 Because her daughter was on drugs before I started selling drugs.
01:42:26.000 Her daughter used to be on PCP and was all strung out.
01:42:30.000 But she respected what I did and she allowed me to conduct my business in her neighborhood.
01:42:37.000 Which I ran it respectfully, too.
01:42:39.000 You know, it wasn't no guns.
01:42:41.000 It wasn't no gangbangers.
01:42:42.000 Wasn't nobody going to get robbed over there.
01:42:44.000 You know, I made sure that.
01:42:45.000 You're not going to come over here doing no robbing.
01:42:47.000 How did you keep it so civil?
01:42:49.000 I mean, how did you avoid the normal pitfalls?
01:42:52.000 Well, I was willing to do whatever it took.
01:42:54.000 You know, I was the police around here.
01:42:55.000 I policed my neighborhood.
01:42:57.000 Wow.
01:42:58.000 You know, you do something around here, you know, I'm going to deal with you.
01:43:02.000 That's amazing.
01:43:03.000 Like, how much of an area did you control?
01:43:06.000 Uh, in Los Angeles at one time.
01:43:13.000 That's amazing.
01:43:13.000 I mean, you know, it was a time, man, when a certain set of the Christian Bleds would get into it and they would come and report to me.
01:43:21.000 Man, you know those guys did such and such.
01:43:23.000 And we're going to retaliate.
01:43:24.000 I'll hold up.
01:43:25.000 Let me go talk to them.
01:43:26.000 Wow.
01:43:27.000 So, you know, and a lot of my guys say that I really put on the first peace treaty.
01:43:33.000 You know, because for the first time that we ever saw, man, it was Crips and Bloods selling drugs on the same streets.
01:43:40.000 Wow.
01:43:42.000 I mean, you know, money will make you work together.
01:43:45.000 Is that what brought the Crips and the Bloods together?
01:43:48.000 No, not the time when Rodney King happened.
01:43:52.000 That's what brought them together?
01:43:54.000 Rodney King?
01:43:54.000 Yeah, but they had been working together before that.
01:43:57.000 They had sold drugs together.
01:43:59.000 Crips and Bloods had sold drugs together in the 80s.
01:44:02.000 Oh, I see.
01:44:03.000 And Rodney King, he recently passed away.
01:44:07.000 Something drug-related, wasn't it?
01:44:09.000 He drowned or something like that?
01:44:10.000 Drowned, yeah.
01:44:10.000 Got too high.
01:44:11.000 I don't know what it was.
01:44:13.000 Yeah, that's what I had read.
01:44:14.000 It was in the system.
01:44:16.000 He had a lot of stuff.
01:44:17.000 It's amazing that that sort of opened up people's eyes to what the fuck had happened.
01:44:23.000 You get pulled over by the police.
01:44:25.000 Like a lot of times people, they had heard stories.
01:44:28.000 Only with a camera.
01:44:29.000 Yeah, but whoever sees it.
01:44:30.000 I don't know.
01:44:32.000 I done experienced it.
01:44:33.000 See all these scars in my face?
01:44:34.000 Yeah.
01:44:35.000 That's flashlight therapy, baby.
01:44:37.000 Oh, shit.
01:44:38.000 I didn't have to dog bite me up while I was handcuffed.
01:44:41.000 Oh, God!
01:44:42.000 I got the boot marks in my back, you know, where they stomp me, and I ain't been through it.
01:44:48.000 I was Rodney King like four or five years before Rodney King.
01:44:52.000 Most people who have never seen that before Rodney King had no idea that that could go on.
01:44:58.000 Unless you saw like the video from the Chicago, was it the Democratic convention in the 60s where the cops beat the fuck out of those kids?
01:45:06.000 Yeah, there was some convention in the 60s where the cops just beat the fuck out.
01:45:11.000 The fuck out of these kids with clubs and it was horrific because it was on TV and people got to see it for the first time in the news.
01:45:17.000 It was before Kent State when they shot those kids who were protesting the Vietnam War.
01:45:22.000 And it was one of the first times.
01:45:25.000 But then the Rodney King one was like a recent one.
01:45:28.000 You know, it wasn't the news doing it.
01:45:29.000 It was one of the first ones where people with a camera, because the whole camera thing was like a fairly new thing.
01:45:35.000 Where a regular person would have a video camera.
01:45:38.000 Before, you would have to be a guy who was making movies or some shit.
01:45:41.000 Right.
01:45:41.000 But it got to the point where the technology got to where the common person could have a video camera and then boom, they could catch someone doing something.
01:45:49.000 Now they got guys in South Central that got little cameras that they...
01:45:53.000 They're strapped to their chest and walk around with it.
01:45:56.000 I forgot what they call them.
01:45:58.000 They have them on all the time?
01:45:59.000 All the time.
01:46:00.000 That's the way they keep the police off of them.
01:46:02.000 Brian has glasses.
01:46:04.000 I have glasses and a pen.
01:46:06.000 It looks like a big pen, but it does HD. You can just set it down and record HD. Yeah, they have that spy shop where that's all they specialize in, like shit that you can wear, hats and stuff that film and things along those lines.
01:46:21.000 Yeah, I was with a guy the other night and he had this thing and I was like, man, what's that on your chest?
01:46:25.000 He said, oh, that's my police camera.
01:46:28.000 He said, they can't cut it off either.
01:46:31.000 Cops got busted recently slamming some girl to the ground, picked her up and slammed her twice.
01:46:36.000 You see why she got pulled over though?
01:46:37.000 No.
01:46:38.000 She got pulled over for a cell phone ticket.
01:46:41.000 That's it?
01:46:41.000 Wow.
01:46:42.000 Yeah.
01:46:42.000 Oh my god.
01:46:43.000 It was a cell phone ticket.
01:46:45.000 Oh my god.
01:46:46.000 Those cell phone tickets, they're saying that it's like $120, but everyone I know that has got one, it's been like $800, $900.
01:46:54.000 Why is it that much?
01:46:55.000 Court fees or something?
01:46:56.000 Yeah, there's all these extra bullshit charges to it and stuff.
01:47:00.000 What?
01:47:00.000 Damn.
01:47:01.000 Well, I guess that's why they slammed it to the ground.
01:47:03.000 It was $800.
01:47:04.000 Bitch owes money!
01:47:06.000 Pay up!
01:47:07.000 That's ridiculous.
01:47:08.000 Pay up, the enforcer.
01:47:10.000 I think cops are used to doing that.
01:47:11.000 I think they've been doing that since the beginning of time.
01:47:13.000 Have you heard of that one cop that they found in Florida that might be a serial killer?
01:47:17.000 Yeah, with the wife.
01:47:18.000 No, a different guy.
01:47:19.000 I know that guy, too.
01:47:20.000 But another guy who pulled over two separate people and said he brought him to the Circle K and dropped him out.
01:47:28.000 And then there's no video at the Circle K. The security camera does not show him or the guy there.
01:47:33.000 There's no evidence of him making calls that he allegedly makes.
01:47:36.000 And he also runs searches on these people and says that he doesn't even know who they are.
01:47:41.000 I don't even remember meeting anybody.
01:47:43.000 I don't know.
01:47:44.000 He's had like three different stories.
01:47:45.000 I found the car abandoned.
01:47:47.000 He's got all these different stories.
01:47:49.000 But meanwhile, both guys are completely off the face of the earth.
01:47:53.000 They vanished.
01:47:53.000 And there's just people that he just pulled over for speeding or for whatever.
01:47:57.000 Dexter Morgan.
01:47:58.000 Yeah.
01:47:58.000 One guy's like, his mom was interviewing.
01:48:02.000 She's like, he would definitely call me if he was alive.
01:48:04.000 I was like, Yes, I heard that.
01:48:06.000 That was exactly the one I heard.
01:48:08.000 Yeah, the Latino guy didn't even speak English.
01:48:10.000 They were both from Mexico, and him and his brother were separated.
01:48:12.000 The cop took his brother, said he was going to drop him off at circle.
01:48:15.000 Just kill this motherfucker.
01:48:16.000 Probably.
01:48:17.000 Who knows?
01:48:19.000 I think human beings, when they get into a position of power, they lose objectivity, and they start looking at it as an us-versus-them thing.
01:48:29.000 I don't know.
01:48:30.000 I don't know, Joe.
01:48:31.000 I think that's a pessimistic view a little bit.
01:48:32.000 Because I look at Rick and I think that one of the aspirational parts of him is that he got into power and he shared it.
01:48:39.000 It's not everyone, sure.
01:48:40.000 But I think, for the most part, that is how people behave.
01:48:43.000 I mean, that's how cops behave.
01:48:45.000 It's not every cop that behaves like that, obviously.
01:48:47.000 I know a lot of good cops, especially from jujitsu, from martial arts.
01:48:50.000 I'm always around cops.
01:48:51.000 And I know a lot of them that are really cool.
01:48:53.000 But I know a lot of cops that are cunts.
01:48:55.000 And it just is what it is.
01:48:57.000 And I think the ones like this serial killer guy and the ones like the guy who slams those people on the ground, I mean, those guys exist.
01:49:07.000 And they have absolute power.
01:49:10.000 How about the fucking kid who was handcuffed and shot himself in the back of the head?
01:49:16.000 In the backseat of a police car.
01:49:18.000 Handcuffed.
01:49:18.000 They didn't find a gun on him, but he had a gun.
01:49:20.000 So he pulls out the gun and shoots himself in the head.
01:49:24.000 Wow.
01:49:25.000 Like, what?
01:49:25.000 And I think it was for like a DUI or something crazy, right?
01:49:28.000 It wasn't even like anything that serious.
01:49:31.000 It wasn't like he was going to go to jail for the rest of his life.
01:49:34.000 Not that a DUI isn't serious, but I don't know if it's serious enough to kill yourself.
01:49:39.000 Yeah.
01:49:39.000 I should actually say what the fuck that is.
01:49:42.000 I should Google that.
01:49:46.000 I saw Louis C.K. last night at the improv.
01:49:49.000 Man, that guy is rolling around like a rock star now.
01:49:52.000 He sold out two shows at the thing and then went to the Comedy Store and sold out the main room in 20 minutes.
01:49:59.000 Yeah, and he had a midnight show, and I think he sold the tickets in cash at the door.
01:50:04.000 Cash only.
01:50:05.000 That's hilarious.
01:50:06.000 Wow, man.
01:50:07.000 All new material.
01:50:08.000 How was it?
01:50:09.000 I wasn't even allowed in the room.
01:50:11.000 That's how crazy packed it was.
01:50:13.000 I couldn't even look in the room at the Comedy Store, which is, if you know the Comedy Store, you're a regular.
01:50:18.000 You usually can sit in the back or look in the back.
01:50:22.000 Couldn't even do that.
01:50:22.000 It was too packed.
01:50:23.000 That's amazing, man.
01:50:24.000 But everyone said it was amazing shows.
01:50:27.000 Yeah, Ari asked me if I wanted to go, but I was too tired.
01:50:31.000 I'm trying to find out what this kid did.
01:50:36.000 I don't know.
01:50:37.000 I don't want to keep looking.
01:50:39.000 But the whole thing's crazy.
01:50:41.000 A person could handcuff, handcuff, shoot themselves in the temple.
01:50:46.000 And Joe, that's part of the danger of this rapper.
01:50:49.000 And we did an article on Loop 21 called Rick Ross' Hip Hop's War Against Black Men.
01:50:56.000 Where we really talk about the danger of putting out these perpetual criminal black man images.
01:51:00.000 Yeah.
01:51:00.000 And we looked more at Trayvon at that time and just discussed the reality.
01:51:05.000 This is an interview of me and Rick, and we discussed the reality of when you put that image out, how it creates fear-mongering, not only amongst the cops, but also regular citizens like Zimmerman.
01:51:16.000 Yeah.
01:51:16.000 And people just have that already in their head when they see Trayvon with the iced tea walking home.
01:51:23.000 Absolutely insane.
01:51:24.000 Yeah, it's the perpetual criminal image.
01:51:29.000 Really, the way it entered into white society was gangster rap in the 80s.
01:51:35.000 Because before that, there was never any entertainers that would brag about being criminals.
01:51:41.000 That shit didn't exist.
01:51:43.000 It never existed.
01:51:44.000 In rock and roll, there was a little bit of like, I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
01:51:50.000 I mean, that was about as crazy as it got.
01:51:52.000 You know, it never got like N.W.A. I mean, I remember I was a kid and I was listening to N.W.A. while I was on a stair climber.
01:51:59.000 I was like, this is the craziest shit I've ever heard.
01:52:01.000 Listen to what the fuck they're saying.
01:52:03.000 Like, this is nuts.
01:52:04.000 Like, they are just out.
01:52:05.000 And I was thinking, man, society is going down the shitter.
01:52:08.000 This is craziness.
01:52:09.000 Absolutely.
01:52:10.000 And then you look at that cover and you come back to the question that you asked.
01:52:12.000 Why does he have to look like that?
01:52:14.000 Was that the whole photo shoot?
01:52:15.000 Or was that just the craziest shot that they found in the photo shoot?
01:52:19.000 At least he doesn't have a gun on him.
01:52:20.000 At least he's not like holding a diamond crusted gun.
01:52:23.000 Come on.
01:52:23.000 Pull up your pants.
01:52:24.000 Yeah.
01:52:25.000 What is this sagging thing, man?
01:52:27.000 Put on a shirt.
01:52:28.000 Yeah.
01:52:28.000 And just take a nice picture.
01:52:29.000 Take a nice picture.
01:52:31.000 Take a nice picture for church.
01:52:33.000 This is a fucking underwear photo.
01:52:35.000 Look at his underwear.
01:52:36.000 It's so silly.
01:52:37.000 What that picture is, is I don't care.
01:52:39.000 But they do have a picture of him in there in his uniform.
01:52:41.000 What?
01:52:42.000 In his correctional officer uniform.
01:52:44.000 Oh, do they really?
01:52:45.000 Yeah.
01:52:45.000 They do.
01:52:45.000 When he get his award.
01:52:46.000 You know, he was the best CO at the academy.
01:52:49.000 The best.
01:52:50.000 What do you have to do to be the best?
01:52:51.000 Perfect attendance.
01:52:52.000 That's what he got an award for.
01:52:54.000 Get a guy that got an extra stamp and extra soup.
01:52:58.000 Oh, yup, there's a picture of him.
01:53:00.000 A guy that kissed his girlfriend too long on the visit, and you bust his ass and put him in the hole.
01:53:05.000 Is that what he does?
01:53:06.000 Yeah.
01:53:07.000 Or they rapping over there, and then you...
01:53:09.000 You break up the rap group and steal all the lyrics.
01:53:12.000 Oh, give me all those papers.
01:53:14.000 Do you think he stole lyrics from people too?
01:53:16.000 Oh, absolutely.
01:53:17.000 For sure?
01:53:17.000 Yeah, he doesn't write his own music.
01:53:18.000 Is there a lot of rappers in jail that are talented guys that are stuck in there?
01:53:22.000 Oh, yeah.
01:53:23.000 Guys in jail got stories.
01:53:24.000 You know, they've been there.
01:53:27.000 You zoom in on that?
01:53:30.000 That's him with his outfit on.
01:53:34.000 Yeah.
01:53:35.000 You see it live.
01:53:37.000 That is so ridiculous.
01:53:40.000 It's so strange to see a guy.
01:53:42.000 Why didn't he put that on the cover?
01:53:44.000 Look at the cover.
01:53:46.000 It's two different people.
01:53:47.000 It's two different people.
01:53:49.000 That beard does look like Ali G in The Dictator.
01:53:55.000 Brian, see if you can pull up anything about his beard being fake.
01:53:58.000 I tried looking for it.
01:54:01.000 Shit looks fake.
01:54:02.000 I'm going with it's fake.
01:54:03.000 Even if it's not fake, who cares?
01:54:05.000 The whole thing is silly.
01:54:06.000 It's silly and ridiculous.
01:54:08.000 Listen, man, I hope the one thing that we got out of this podcast is we started the Rick Ross Podcast.
01:54:13.000 That's what you need to do.
01:54:14.000 And by the way, just call it the Rick Ross Podcast.
01:54:18.000 And this fool is going to get you millions of listeners almost immediately.
01:54:22.000 And you could spell it out at the beginning of every podcast.
01:54:27.000 Just nice and clean and simple.
01:54:29.000 If you're going to this podcast thinking that it's Rick Ross the Rapper, you've been misled.
01:54:35.000 This is the real Rick Ross that Rick Ross the rapper ripped his name off from.
01:54:40.000 You know why?
01:54:41.000 Because I was one of the most successful drug dealers in the history of the United States and I went to jail and he thought I was going to jail for life.
01:54:47.000 But I learned how to read in jail and I got out because I found a hole in the fucking case and now here I am on the Rick Ross podcast.
01:54:55.000 Boom!
01:54:56.000 That's the beginning of every episode.
01:54:57.000 They would listen to that, and then every kid who would listen to it, who was probably a Rick Ross fan, the fake guy, the rapper, would listen to that first couple seconds, just you saying, if you thought this was Rick Ross, the rapper, nope, this is the dude that Rick Ross stole his fucking name from, the real Rick.
01:55:12.000 People would be like, what?
01:55:13.000 Stole his name?
01:55:14.000 Then they get out their phones and start Googling shit.
01:55:17.000 That alone...
01:55:18.000 Might take this dude down.
01:55:20.000 Or at least get him to pay.
01:55:22.000 Yeah.
01:55:22.000 Well, we got a lot of pressure on him, man.
01:55:24.000 I mean, every time he comes out with something, if you really search the internet, like that Rolling Stone article came out on that Friday.
01:55:31.000 Right.
01:55:31.000 And we did a release, a letter.
01:55:34.000 Rick and I sat down.
01:55:36.000 I got his ideas.
01:55:37.000 And we did a letter.
01:55:38.000 And for the whole weekend, when you searched Rick Ross Rolling Stone, you can search it right now.
01:55:42.000 Check it on Google.
01:55:43.000 If you search Rick Ross Rolling Stone, the top replies are our stuff.
01:55:48.000 And look, if you just do Rick Ross, the thing that comes up, news for Rick Ross, is you.
01:55:54.000 So people that are searching for him automatically see the number one news thing is an interview with you.
01:56:00.000 Show him Rick Ross Rolling Stone on Google.
01:56:04.000 The whole thing's crazy.
01:56:05.000 It is.
01:56:07.000 America's crazy, though.
01:56:08.000 America's crazy.
01:56:09.000 It's definitely bizarre.
01:56:12.000 You got a phone call to make?
01:56:14.000 Yeah.
01:56:16.000 Oh, okay.
01:56:16.000 The fake beard thing?
01:56:17.000 That's funny.
01:56:18.000 He's determined to let the world know about this fake beard thing.
01:56:22.000 No, no.
01:56:23.000 That's my trademark.
01:56:24.000 He stole my trademark.
01:56:26.000 The beard as well.
01:56:27.000 The name's not enough.
01:56:29.000 Ewan got a fake beard.
01:56:31.000 If you find out that beard is fake, that is so crazy.
01:56:33.000 Are you finna see right now?
01:56:34.000 You finna see.
01:56:37.000 Just that statement.
01:56:39.000 You finna see.
01:56:40.000 I can't wait.
01:56:42.000 I can't wait to see it.
01:56:44.000 God, I hope it's really good.
01:56:45.000 Did you find it, Brian?
01:56:47.000 You know what to search for now?
01:56:49.000 Yeah, it's on YouTube.
01:56:50.000 Oh, I gotta see this.
01:56:51.000 I gotta see this.
01:56:53.000 Fake beard.
01:56:54.000 Come on, son.
01:56:55.000 That's ridiculous.
01:56:56.000 That's gonna be the rap right there.
01:56:58.000 That's ridiculous.
01:56:58.000 But the internet levels the whole playing field in terms of, like, even if mass media doesn't want to cover certain things, what the internet allows us to do is immediately put pressure through.
01:57:09.000 Oh, wow.
01:57:10.000 When did you notice the most impact?
01:57:13.000 Look at this.
01:57:15.000 Is that him?
01:57:16.000 No, that's not him.
01:57:18.000 That's how you do it, I guess.
01:57:20.000 That's the style of how you do it, how you fill it in.
01:57:23.000 We'll go to him, man.
01:57:24.000 Let's find him.
01:57:24.000 This is just a dude getting an eardrum.
01:57:25.000 I think this is what they're talking about.
01:57:26.000 No, what they're saying is how you fill it in if it isn't coming in all together.
01:57:30.000 Oh, okay.
01:57:31.000 What you use.
01:57:33.000 Yeah.
01:57:34.000 Yeah, but we got to see him do it, though.
01:57:36.000 I don't think they have him do it.
01:57:39.000 Oh, my God.
01:57:40.000 Oh, there's no actual Rick Ross footage of him getting his eardrum.
01:57:46.000 No, no, no.
01:57:47.000 Okay.
01:57:48.000 Damn.
01:57:48.000 We're just speculating.
01:57:50.000 That's not good enough.
01:57:52.000 You want facts?
01:57:53.000 Yeah, we gotta find out the actual facts.
01:57:55.000 We can't just talk shit on the dude.
01:57:57.000 There's enough shit to talk shit on anyway.
01:57:59.000 I mean, how is this guy sagging?
01:58:02.000 Look at this.
01:58:03.000 Look at the stuff they use.
01:58:04.000 Oh, they're putting paste on his face.
01:58:06.000 That's like that spirit gum that you use for fake mustaches that it looks like, which is like a really sticky...
01:58:11.000 Old men use it on their head.
01:58:13.000 Yeah, glue.
01:58:14.000 And then it looks like they're...
01:58:16.000 No, they're gluing some fake hair on this fool's face.
01:58:19.000 Oh, wow.
01:58:20.000 This is not just like the spray-on hair shit.
01:58:24.000 I've never seen this.
01:58:24.000 This is like fake actual hairs are in there.
01:58:28.000 Oh.
01:58:28.000 Oh, this is crazy.
01:58:30.000 Oh, that's disgusting.
01:58:32.000 That's exactly how it...
01:58:33.000 Look how stupid that looks.
01:58:34.000 Yeah, that's exactly how he does it, though.
01:58:35.000 I mean, it's...
01:58:36.000 But look how stupid that looks.
01:58:38.000 Who would want a beard that looks like that?
01:58:39.000 A superhero.
01:58:41.000 All right.
01:58:42.000 Yeah, that's like a wax figure.
01:58:44.000 It looks perfect, though.
01:58:45.000 That's so weird.
01:58:47.000 That's so weird.
01:58:48.000 Look at that booger.
01:58:50.000 That is a very strange thing.
01:58:52.000 That's how you get a perfect beard.
01:58:53.000 That's a strange thing to do with your fucking time.
01:58:55.000 See, I don't even want mine perfect no more.
01:58:57.000 Yeah.
01:58:58.000 You're better off the way you are.
01:58:59.000 That looks like madness.
01:59:01.000 That looks like a crazy person.
01:59:02.000 He's determined to get that shit perfectly smooth.
01:59:05.000 It's creepy.
01:59:07.000 What is the best thing that's come out of this, man?
01:59:10.000 Well...
01:59:13.000 Out of my whole life, the best thing that's come out now is that I'm able to go back and tell kids the real story, you know, how a person can go from being a tennis player to selling drugs, you know, almost overnight.
01:59:30.000 You know, one day I was a tennis player, and the next day I'm a drug dealer.
01:59:36.000 So it's not like They tell you that this big, mean monster is going to come down and start you selling drugs.
01:59:45.000 One of my best friends started me selling drugs.
01:59:48.000 He showed me cocaine for my first time.
01:59:50.000 He explained it to me.
01:59:53.000 He sold me on the idea.
01:59:55.000 And what I think is so important that these kids know that that's how you're going to get induced to drugs, not by some stranger, not from Rick Ross, the drug dealer, is not going to come down and introduce you to drugs.
02:00:09.000 You know, it's going to be somebody close to you.
02:00:10.000 So I think with me using my experience and my story to educate the world, you know, I believe that we definitely need educating.
02:00:20.000 And that's what I'm doing now.
02:00:22.000 You know, we're doing a documentary called Cracking the System.
02:00:25.000 We're still underfunded.
02:00:27.000 Doing it with Mark Levin.
02:00:29.000 Mark Levin is the HBO director who just did Prayer for a Perfect Season and Lost on Long Island, Hard Times.
02:00:35.000 He's nominated for some Emmys.
02:00:37.000 We expect to get some Oscar nods on this documentary.
02:00:40.000 It's that powerful.
02:00:41.000 There's so many different facets and phases of your life.
02:00:44.000 It's so interesting to have your, you know, run in Los Angeles phase, to being incarcerated with no hope of escaping phase, to figuring out how to read phase, to now educating kids phase.
02:00:56.000 This is, I mean, what is it like to be at this phase of your life now, like reflecting back on all the madness of the previous phases?
02:01:06.000 It's like, wow, you know, this is what you had to go through to become who you are today.
02:01:12.000 You know, had I not went through all those scenarios, had I not been bitten by the dog, beaten in the head with flashlights, had drugs planted on you by the police, could I be able to rationalize all the things that I rational with right now?
02:01:27.000 You know, being able to sit in prison with a guy that you gave his first drug to, and he has a life sentence, And at one time we both got life sentences.
02:01:37.000 You know, this guy wanted to be like me so much that he not only copied me but he also went to prison with me, had a life sentence with me.
02:01:44.000 We walked the track and then I have to walk, when I walked out of prison, to leave him there.
02:01:50.000 All these things shaped me for who I am today and I believe that That's what gives me the ability to be able to walk in a boardroom with an Ori Emanuel or Jeff Bird or Michael Linton and then I can leave from there and go to South Central to Watts and go to Jordan High School and sit there and talk to the kids.
02:02:12.000 How many dudes get out after long stretches like that and they become institutionalized and they can't take the regular world?
02:02:20.000 I think it's a lot.
02:02:22.000 I mean, even myself, I was institutionalized when I was in prison.
02:02:26.000 I mean, because I function in prison at a high level.
02:02:30.000 You know, prison didn't affect me.
02:02:32.000 You know, like right now, even when I got into it with my PO and he was talking about sending me back, I was like, send me back for a year.
02:02:39.000 A year is nothing.
02:02:40.000 You know, I can do a year on a handstand.
02:02:43.000 You know, so I believe that it's very easy to get institutionalized.
02:02:48.000 It's very easy to start to go with the flow, start to like being there.
02:02:54.000 To say that the world on the outside is not real, you know, that being in here is what's real.
02:03:00.000 I mean, I had a friend I just heard a couple weeks ago.
02:03:03.000 He did 20 years flat with me.
02:03:07.000 We started out at the same time.
02:03:08.000 As a matter of fact, he started out a little before I did.
02:03:12.000 Before that, he did juvenile hall and had been incarcerated all his life.
02:03:16.000 Well, just the other week, he went and did one of the stupidest crimes that you can't believe it.
02:03:23.000 He almost had a life sentence for crack cocaine.
02:03:25.000 He went and sold somebody two ounces of crack cocaine, I hear, and now he's back in jail and he's looking at a life sentence all over again, or 20 years.
02:03:35.000 Goddamn.
02:03:38.000 And the guy is intelligent.
02:03:40.000 This guy graduated from college.
02:03:42.000 While he was in prison, he went to college.
02:03:43.000 He got degrees.
02:03:45.000 I mean, just a brilliant guy.
02:03:48.000 Did he move right back home to his own old stomping ground?
02:03:52.000 He had nowhere else to go.
02:03:53.000 Where was he going to go?
02:03:54.000 I mean, you know, you get out of jail, you do 20 years.
02:03:57.000 You don't have anything.
02:03:58.000 You don't have anybody.
02:03:59.000 I mean, you know, he was lucky that his father took him in.
02:04:02.000 And, you know, he just slid back in, you know, to...
02:04:07.000 To what he knew.
02:04:08.000 You know, I think drugs become like a crutch for the seller.
02:04:11.000 You know, where if something goes wrong, he knows how to fix it.
02:04:14.000 And that's go out and sell him some drugs.
02:04:17.000 And, you know, now I got a place to live.
02:04:19.000 I got gas in my car.
02:04:20.000 I'm eating.
02:04:21.000 I'm respectful again.
02:04:23.000 Do you think that any of that could ever be stopped?
02:04:26.000 Is there a...
02:04:27.000 I mean, you must have spent a lot of time thinking about the whole system of illegal drug trade and, you know, what got you into...
02:04:35.000 Is there a way to ever stop that?
02:04:37.000 We're going to have to give real opportunity, not fake opportunity like so many people are selling right now.
02:04:45.000 So many people right now are selling us fake opportunity.
02:04:49.000 When there's really no opportunities, there's no manufacturing jobs, you know, they send a lot of jobs overseas.
02:04:53.000 I mean, if you want to be an operator, you've got to go to India, you know?
02:04:58.000 So what we're going to have to do is figure out how we can make our people feel important again.
02:05:05.000 How do you make a person feel important?
02:05:08.000 Can that stop drugs, though?
02:05:10.000 Can that stop the sale of drugs?
02:05:12.000 And if drugs are illegal, Are they always going to be wanted?
02:05:18.000 Is it always going to be a market for them that's a criminal market?
02:05:21.000 Absolutely.
02:05:21.000 I believe that the only way we can solve this drug problem is with education because, like you said, as long as there's a demand for drugs, there's going to be a supplier.
02:05:31.000 Once we end the demand, then...
02:05:35.000 The suppliers will automatically go away because they're not going to be standing around holding drugs that nobody wants.
02:05:40.000 Right.
02:05:40.000 So we got to educate people.
02:05:42.000 That's a high level of education to point where they don't want drugs.
02:05:44.000 Because even this motherfucker loves drugs.
02:05:47.000 He's always getting fucked up.
02:05:49.000 I think there's one thing inside of what Rick is saying that's very powerful.
02:05:52.000 And we got to realize that when the seller is selling, his drug isn't only the money.
02:05:57.000 It's the power and the respect.
02:05:59.000 And if you can find an alternate way for that person, I'm not saying get the same level of respect, but be respected, then you can give them an alternate route that isn't as dangerous.
02:06:09.000 They might choose that over the extra money.
02:06:11.000 Oh, for sure.
02:06:12.000 Yeah, well, everybody would most certainly choose a karma-free form of success over success that involves real dangerous shit and going to jail and getting shot.
02:06:22.000 It's just how do we get people to aspire that high?
02:06:26.000 I mean, we've got to do a lot of work on the culture of this country, of just the way we raise human beings.
02:06:35.000 I mean, all of this from Snooki to this ridiculous nonsense that we feed each other.
02:06:41.000 It's okay if it's just you at the airport picking it up and laughing.
02:06:46.000 But it's the people that actually get influenced by that, influenced by this ding-dong culture of nonsense and fake drug sales and fake shooting people.
02:06:55.000 It's like, what are we promoting?
02:06:57.000 What the fuck are we doing?
02:06:58.000 Is it just a mad money grab?
02:07:01.000 And these people do it with no responsibility.
02:07:03.000 Exactly.
02:07:03.000 I mean, they don't have any responsibility.
02:07:05.000 I think that if you allow a magazine to put a guy in there who's saying, I sell drugs...
02:07:13.000 They should be held accountable for that.
02:07:15.000 I mean, because all I did in selling drugs, let me tell you what I did in selling drugs really.
02:07:19.000 Because you know I didn't manufacture the drugs.
02:07:21.000 Right.
02:07:22.000 All I did was got the drugs from one guy and hand them to another guy.
02:07:27.000 So if you're handing off drug information, then you should be liable for that type of information.
02:07:32.000 If you're putting out records, were you telling kids to go out and sell drugs, to parlay that into a record career?
02:07:38.000 And it's funny because that sounds outlandish.
02:07:40.000 Yeah.
02:07:40.000 But like when we look at NWA, you talked about them earlier.
02:07:43.000 The FBI went after N.W.A. when cops started getting shot up after N.W.A. came out with the cop killing song.
02:07:48.000 The FBI had made an attempt to charge N.W.A. Wasn't that Ice-T actually?
02:07:53.000 Wasn't that a cop killer?
02:07:54.000 No, but they had one too.
02:07:54.000 They had a cop killer song too?
02:07:56.000 Fuck the police.
02:07:56.000 Fuck the police.
02:07:57.000 But the FBI went after them under the concept that they're perpetuating an image they're putting out that's making people do this.
02:08:04.000 And the same thing goes.
02:08:05.000 That's what...
02:08:06.000 Well, it should go.
02:08:07.000 It should go.
02:08:08.000 It should go, but they're making money off the drug trade in a sort of a peripheral entertainment-based way, right?
02:08:14.000 That's what it is.
02:08:15.000 Yeah.
02:08:15.000 So they really are making money off the glamorization of the drug trade.
02:08:19.000 But you forget the other part of it, which is...
02:08:22.000 I mean, sometimes you see, I don't know if you've ever seen, where they'll rip down a building just to create the jobs that build the building back up.
02:08:29.000 What they're making money off of now is actually ripping down black men's lives in some of these cases.
02:08:33.000 Because what's happening is these black men come out in these areas.
02:08:37.000 And I'm a former prosecutor here in L.A. And these black men are born into certain areas where they're crime riddled, they're drug infested.
02:08:45.000 And then essentially they go out and they sell the drugs.
02:08:48.000 And instead of fixing the drug problem by saying, we're not going to let the drugs in the community no more, what they do is then push them into prison.
02:08:54.000 But you've got to remember, it's not just pushing them into prison.
02:08:57.000 There's jobs all along the way, which is like somebody's got to type in his name.
02:09:01.000 Somebody's got to file his paperwork.
02:09:04.000 These are jobs for everybody else other than the black people that get to basically manage this destruction of this man's life.
02:09:12.000 Yeah, there is unquestionably a whole industry involved in keeping people locked up.
02:09:17.000 There's an industry involved in going after people.
02:09:20.000 There's an industry involved in even making sure that people continue to commit crimes.
02:09:24.000 Making sure that things that shouldn't even be crimes stay crimes so that they can keep people in jail.
02:09:29.000 And that's hard for people to accept, especially those no-nonsense Mitt Romney-loving dudes.
02:09:34.000 Oh, that's not the way things work.
02:09:36.000 You're a crazy conspiracy theorist.
02:09:39.000 But no, that really is the way things work.
02:09:41.000 We're going to pay $40,000 to keep you in prison, but we're not going to give you a job where you can make $18,000 a year, and then you won't commit a crime.
02:09:48.000 It's crazy how many people are in jail.
02:09:50.000 And I don't think most people understand that the numbers in America are higher than anywhere else in the world.
02:09:56.000 This is the crazy part.
02:09:58.000 The numbers in America right now are about 700 per 100,000.
02:10:02.000 Like the highest that you've seen, basically, in the world.
02:10:05.000 But the highest rate ever in a recorded nation is about 800 per 100,000.
02:10:09.000 That was in Russia during the war camps.
02:10:13.000 During the African apartheid, for the Africans that were oppressed, it was like 852 per 100,000.
02:10:19.000 For black men today, between 25 and 35, it's 10,000 per 100,000 that are in prison.
02:10:24.000 Holy shit.
02:10:25.000 Ten times the highest rate ever.
02:10:27.000 And the thing is, it's not even part of the DNC convention at all.
02:10:32.000 No discussion of it as a platform.
02:10:34.000 So you have all these, when you watch the convention, and funny enough, this is no degrade, but it's a lot of African American women.
02:10:40.000 Well, if your father or your brother or your uncle's in prison, you should demand that that's part of their platform.
02:10:45.000 How is that not part of their platform?
02:10:47.000 Like, that they address why all these men have went to prison for nonviolent offenses for as long as they have.
02:10:54.000 Yeah, when the numbers are that high, it seems like that's a social academic.
02:10:59.000 It's an epidemic.
02:11:00.000 They have to figure out what caused that situation and treat it like an outbreak of a disease.
02:11:07.000 Like, there's something fucking terribly wrong in this one area.
02:11:11.000 What was the number again?
02:11:13.000 10,000 per 100,000.
02:11:16.000 For black men, between 25 and 35. Overall, it's 5,000 per 100,000.
02:11:20.000 So that tells you the old ones aren't going to prison as much as the young ones.
02:11:24.000 It's a scary number.
02:11:26.000 That's a terrifying number.
02:11:27.000 Because 10,000 for 100,000, that's 1 in 10. Yeah, 1 in 10. That's insane.
02:11:33.000 Yeah.
02:11:33.000 1 in 10 in jail.
02:11:34.000 That's not even counting the ones that are cycling.
02:11:37.000 That doesn't even make sense.
02:11:38.000 That seems like it's impossible because you think about how many people are actually in the hood.
02:11:43.000 Not all black guys are in the hood.
02:11:44.000 So a lot of black guys are growing up in suburban neighborhoods.
02:11:48.000 You have to factor in the hood must be way higher We're good to go.
02:12:14.000 I mean, I don't understand unemployment rates.
02:12:17.000 I don't understand how a president can create jobs either.
02:12:21.000 We've created 100,000 jobs.
02:12:22.000 What did you do to create jobs?
02:12:25.000 Illegalize something.
02:12:26.000 Yeah, that's it, right?
02:12:28.000 Yeah, no shit, man.
02:12:31.000 It's a strange world.
02:12:33.000 We have to figure out a way to make it profitable for evil companies to make people smarter and clean up crime.
02:12:39.000 If we could figure out a way to take Halliburton out of Iraq and have them rebuild South Central, make it a trillion-dollar contract to rebuild fucked-up areas, wouldn't that be an amazing way to use resources?
02:12:54.000 Absolutely.
02:12:55.000 There's no lithium in South Central, though.
02:12:57.000 There's not, but if you really believe it, that's why we're in Iraq, yeah.
02:13:04.000 But you've got to think that there has got to be some benefit in the resource of human beings and developing intelligent human beings.
02:13:12.000 Joe Rogan, this is a country that had slavery.
02:13:15.000 Let's be honest.
02:13:16.000 By the way, every country had slavery.
02:13:17.000 Every single country.
02:13:18.000 Not only that, most of them still do.
02:13:21.000 I wonder how many countries still rock, including America.
02:13:24.000 We're playing games if we pretend that we don't have slavery here.
02:13:28.000 Because all people that are here without green cards who are working for cash essentially are slaves.
02:13:32.000 All those poor fucks who can't get a green card.
02:13:36.000 You sneak over here from Mexico, man.
02:13:38.000 Good luck.
02:13:39.000 You sneak over here from anywhere else.
02:13:40.000 Good luck.
02:13:41.000 You've got to exist day to day hoping you don't get found out.
02:13:45.000 You're never going to make more than a certain amount of money unless you do something illegal.
02:13:49.000 And how many people are slavery in other countries where they take people's passports away and they make them work on construction sites?
02:13:55.000 There's a lot of slavery still going on.
02:13:58.000 They're always busting people here and there for a basement full of indentured servants.
02:14:03.000 It's like slavery officially went away, but still, there's parts of the world where slavery is pretty goddamn commonplace.
02:14:10.000 That's amazing.
02:14:11.000 In 2012, where that fucked up.
02:14:13.000 Yeah.
02:14:14.000 You'd imagine that that was something we could have got rid of.
02:14:17.000 What's amazing when you think of how recent slavery in the United States was.
02:14:21.000 Yes, it is.
02:14:22.000 A couple hundred years ain't shit.
02:14:24.000 No, it's not even a couple hundred years.
02:14:25.000 There was a PBS special called Slavery by Another Name.
02:14:29.000 I had Rick watch it.
02:14:31.000 The guy that did the documentary worked for the Wall Street Journal.
02:14:34.000 And what he showed is that while we ended slavery with the Emancipation Proclamation in the 1860s, We didn't really end slavery until 1945. That's when the FBI, when you said, my brother is being held as a slave on this farm, that's the first time the FBI went and investigated it.
02:14:51.000 So for 80 years, they just let it go?
02:14:55.000 They just let it go.
02:14:55.000 And then this is the kicker.
02:14:58.000 He showed that between 1865 and 1960, only one white person was ever convicted of a murder of a black man.
02:15:07.000 One time.
02:15:10.000 Whoa.
02:15:12.000 The Democratic National Convention, again, didn't talk about any of that.
02:15:16.000 Whoa.
02:15:16.000 They didn't see the documentary.
02:15:18.000 Oh, yeah.
02:15:19.000 See, you know, there's people that will get angry when someone talks about reparations for slavery.
02:15:25.000 But if you don't think that the culture needs to put a certain amount of emphasis on something that happened...
02:15:32.000 In the previous century that, you know, I mean if that's really 1940, the previous century that might control like the fate of millions and millions and millions of Americans that are in fucked up situations?
02:15:46.000 It just seems like to me, I've always said this, I'll say it one more time, that the society's stronger when you have less losers.
02:15:51.000 It would seem to me that if you really wanted to make America better, you don't go to foreign countries.
02:15:54.000 You take all the kids that are growing up fucked up and you figure out a way to get them counselors.
02:15:58.000 You figure out a way to bring in sports.
02:16:00.000 You figure out a way to get them education.
02:16:01.000 You figure out a way to, it seems to be way cheaper to do that than it would be to go to Afghanistan with tanks.
02:16:07.000 You would send this cocaine worse than crack than that too.
02:16:10.000 What's that?
02:16:11.000 I said you would sentence cocaine worse than crack, too.
02:16:13.000 That seems logical as well.
02:16:15.000 That whole thing is silly, isn't it?
02:16:17.000 Crack is worse than cocaine as far as sentencing, right?
02:16:20.000 It was 100 times worse.
02:16:21.000 They moved it to 18 and didn't do it retroactively.
02:16:23.000 100 times worse?
02:16:25.000 It was sentenced 100 times worse.
02:16:26.000 So to put it in context so people can understand, for five little rocks, you got sentenced the same amount as if you had half a kilo.
02:16:34.000 Whoa.
02:16:35.000 That's crazy.
02:16:36.000 And it's not just about the size of it.
02:16:38.000 It's the realization that only a few people would get to a half a kilo level of sales.
02:16:44.000 Everybody does this.
02:16:46.000 Five rock sales level.
02:16:48.000 So it was just to pull crackheads off the street at will.
02:16:51.000 They could just lock everybody in jail as long as they wanted to.
02:16:55.000 And when were private prisons introduced into this society?
02:17:00.000 Probably around 80, 89, something like that.
02:17:04.000 We should find out, huh?
02:17:05.000 We should know.
02:17:06.000 That seems like a fucking huge Reagan-era mistake.
02:17:10.000 You know, when were private prisons invented?
02:17:14.000 But I know they definitely corrupted the system.
02:17:17.000 When you let big corporations get into prisons, you know...
02:17:20.000 You know, that number like I gave you earlier, black imprisonment in the 70s was like 10%.
02:17:26.000 92. First happened in the United Kingdom.
02:17:30.000 In 1992, they figured it out.
02:17:33.000 These motherfuckers.
02:17:37.000 Adds a lot of jobs to the economy, though.
02:17:40.000 Yeah.
02:17:40.000 Crazy.
02:17:42.000 Yeah, I guess it does, right?
02:17:44.000 Yeah, you got to have somebody to process, file the paperwork.
02:17:47.000 You got correctional officers.
02:17:49.000 Feed them.
02:17:51.000 Somebody got to feed them, grow the food, even though they grow the food themselves, but they won't feed that food to the prisoners.
02:17:59.000 Actually, in the United States, in England, they started in the 90s.
02:18:03.000 But the United States, they've been doing it since the 1800s.
02:18:06.000 Beginning in 1868, convict leases were issued to private parties to supplement their workforce.
02:18:14.000 And that's part of this documentary, Slavery by Another Name as well.
02:18:17.000 What they showed is that Chase, J.P. Morgan, after slavery ended in 1865, what they did effectively is they would make it a crime for you not to have a job.
02:18:27.000 It's called vagrancy laws.
02:18:29.000 And then once they captured you, they would give you like three days.
02:18:32.000 But once you couldn't pay that, your fees made it so it was just longer and longer.
02:18:36.000 And then they would throw you in the mine to work it off.
02:18:38.000 And then you would die in the mine.
02:18:40.000 That's essentially what they're saying here.
02:18:41.000 They're saying that farmers and businessmen needed to find replacements for the labor force once their slaves had been freed.
02:18:48.000 So beginning in 1868, convict leases were issued to private parties to supplement their workforce.
02:18:54.000 That's fucking crazy.
02:18:56.000 They just found a loophole.
02:18:58.000 They made people go right back to slavery by just locking them up in jail.
02:19:02.000 So jail, really, essentially private prisons are...
02:19:06.000 An offshoot of slavery.
02:19:07.000 It really is an extension of slavery.
02:19:09.000 There's something called the pig law.
02:19:10.000 And it's funny because the number is more important than the name of the law.
02:19:13.000 The pig law, the minimum sentence, if you were a black guy, you stole a white guy's pig.
02:19:17.000 You were given five years in a felony status.
02:19:20.000 Well, the mandatory minimum for crack is five years in a felony status.
02:19:25.000 So, I mean, they're not too genius with it.
02:19:29.000 So what happens was, what they did was, they did this in the 1860s after slavery was instituted.
02:19:38.000 It was made illegal.
02:19:38.000 But then in the 1980s, That's when shit kicked into the next level, and that was the crack epidemic.
02:19:46.000 The crack epidemic actually opened up the door to ushering a new era of private prisons.
02:19:55.000 Absolutely.
02:19:56.000 It's amazing, man.
02:19:57.000 That's what I see.
02:19:57.000 They realize they can make money.
02:19:59.000 Yeah, absolutely.
02:20:00.000 And then if you look at this music, this music doesn't help because it perpetuates, and it's almost like, it's like Viagra with sex.
02:20:08.000 You listen to this music, you become a little violent, angry little person, and then you do something that you normally might not do if you listen to Marvin Gaye.
02:20:16.000 It's true.
02:20:16.000 That's a good point.
02:20:17.000 You won't hurt nobody to listen to Marvin Gaye.
02:20:20.000 The modern private prison business first emerged and established itself publicly in 1984 when the Corrections Corporation of America was awarded a contract To take over a facility in Hamilton County, Tennessee.
02:20:34.000 How much would it suck to go to jail in Hamilton County, Tennessee when these motherfuckers passed that law?
02:20:41.000 Yeah, they would put you in this mine, and then you wouldn't even see the light of day.
02:20:45.000 And the thing about being a prisoner versus a slave, they said, is that at least as a slave you are property, so they have some value for you as property.
02:20:54.000 But when you're a prisoner, they just throw you away.
02:20:56.000 So then they treat you worse.
02:20:59.000 Unbelievable.
02:20:59.000 They would just call the jail and tell them, oh, he died.
02:21:02.000 Yeah, prison is worse than slavery.
02:21:04.000 We need another one.
02:21:04.000 Because there's a benefit for you being able to work to be healthy.
02:21:07.000 So there's a benefit in them feeding you and keeping you alive.
02:21:10.000 Private companies in the United States operate 264 correctional facilities.
02:21:16.000 Holy shit.
02:21:18.000 Private prisons...
02:21:19.000 There's 264 of them in this country.
02:21:22.000 They house almost 99,000 adult convicts.
02:21:27.000 This is insane, man.
02:21:29.000 That's crazy.
02:21:30.000 That's a scary, scary, scary statistic.
02:21:33.000 It just makes you really wonder who's paying attention to any of this.
02:21:37.000 Why?
02:21:37.000 Everybody's going over, gay marriage!
02:21:39.000 What about gay marriage?
02:21:41.000 You need to pay attention to the craziness at the base of our society.
02:21:46.000 Well, look what they did with the crack law.
02:21:48.000 No, they said, okay, the crack law was wrong.
02:21:50.000 We're going to make it 18 to 1. But there's guys that have been in prison 25, 30 years right now for selling crack.
02:21:57.000 And there's no retroactive release.
02:21:59.000 They didn't make it.
02:21:59.000 If they'd have made it 18 to 1 for them, they'd get out tomorrow.
02:22:02.000 Oh, man.
02:22:04.000 And their life is just wasted.
02:22:05.000 They don't want to take a chance, and they can make money off you being inside.
02:22:09.000 And then the crazy part about the crack sentence law is, and I asked another DA this that had more experience than myself, is there any law on the books, non-violent, that's punished that way?
02:22:19.000 And he said no.
02:22:21.000 So it's a racist law.
02:22:22.000 We met the guy who wrote it.
02:22:24.000 He said that there's no law before or after.
02:22:26.000 He's in our documentary, Cracking the System.
02:22:28.000 You guys got to check it out when it comes out.
02:22:31.000 When is it going to be out?
02:22:32.000 Next year.
02:22:33.000 When it comes out, come here.
02:22:34.000 Come here again and we'll pump that motherfucker through the roof.
02:22:37.000 We have him and Rick sitting on the couch and he looks at Rick dead-eyed and apologizes to black America.
02:22:42.000 He says, I put more black men in prison than anybody alive.
02:22:45.000 He said that I've never seen a law before or after it That was written that way.
02:22:50.000 They didn't do no investigation.
02:22:51.000 They didn't talk to DEA agents.
02:22:53.000 They didn't talk to lab specialists.
02:22:55.000 They just wrote the law.
02:22:56.000 So they just wanted to figure out a way where they can get people in jail that aren't even going to complain.
02:23:01.000 And they did it during the era when there must have been some pressure to clean up the streets.
02:23:05.000 Absolutely.
02:23:06.000 Because the crack epidemic was crazy.
02:23:07.000 I remember the epidemic.
02:23:08.000 Even some of the people who now are against it was crying out to change it.
02:23:14.000 Yeah.
02:23:15.000 Man, that's fucking nuts.
02:23:17.000 But yeah, definitely, as soon as we...
02:23:20.000 We're still raising some money.
02:23:22.000 We've got to raise a few more hundred grand for this crack in the systems.
02:23:25.000 But what we did is we've been going around, investigating, doing all our work, you know, going over archive footage of Ronald Reagan talking about...
02:23:33.000 We've got Ronald Reagan talking about crack cocaine, right?
02:23:35.000 We got a cop that did five years for basically planting drugs, and for the first time ever, he's on camera.
02:23:42.000 And he looks like fucking De Niro or somebody.
02:23:45.000 Classic.
02:23:46.000 So we got him basically talking about what drove him to plant drugs and to actually take money.
02:23:54.000 Because you come in, we're talking about 1980, you come into a house with a 15-year-old kid in there, and there's $60,000 on the floor, which is like $300,000 today.
02:24:03.000 Yeah.
02:24:03.000 You know, there's a lot of things that go through your mind.
02:24:06.000 And he goes through the process of how you get to the point where you take 150 and you report 150. Right.
02:24:13.000 And how his family needed things.
02:24:15.000 And it's just crazy.
02:24:16.000 This doc is going...
02:24:17.000 We're going to win an Oscar with this one.
02:24:19.000 Wow.
02:24:19.000 I can't wait to see it.
02:24:20.000 Definitely come in right before it happens, man.
02:24:23.000 Come in right before you release it.
02:24:24.000 We'll blow that fucking thing up.
02:24:26.000 All right.
02:24:26.000 And one other question.
02:24:28.000 What's the most realistic movie on the drug trade?
02:24:31.000 Is there any realistic movies?
02:24:32.000 uh that i saw uh like blow was close blow was close yeah that's why i let nick write my uh my script oh it's the same guy is writing your script yeah yeah blow was really close what's his name nick what nick cassavetti cassavetti yeah he's supposed to direct the movie for us uh when is that gonna happen we working on that right now too is too short gonna play you No.
02:24:56.000 I spoke to Too Short last night.
02:24:57.000 If he was taller, he could play you.
02:24:59.000 Facially, you guys look similar a little bit.
02:25:01.000 You must have known me and Too Short had a conversation last night.
02:25:04.000 No, I'm just a Too Short fan.
02:25:05.000 Is that right?
02:25:06.000 Okay, okay.
02:25:06.000 He's a great rapper.
02:25:07.000 I'll let him know.
02:25:08.000 Yeah, please do, man.
02:25:09.000 I love that guy.
02:25:10.000 I have to bring him through.
02:25:10.000 Next time he's in town, I'll bring him through.
02:25:12.000 Please do.
02:25:13.000 Please do.
02:25:14.000 What actor is going to play you?
02:25:16.000 We don't know yet.
02:25:18.000 We're tinkering with quite a few people.
02:25:20.000 I talked to Jamie Foxx about a week ago.
02:25:22.000 Jamie Foxx can do anything.
02:25:24.000 That guy can become anybody.
02:25:25.000 When I saw Ray Charles, I was like, nobody else could have done that.
02:25:29.000 And then when they said he was going to play Mike Tyson, I was like, he could do it.
02:25:32.000 He could do it.
02:25:32.000 Hey, Tom, pull up the picture with him and Jamie on it.
02:25:36.000 He could play Mike Tyson.
02:25:38.000 And everybody's like, what?
02:25:39.000 He doesn't look anything like Mike Tyson.
02:25:41.000 He could get to look like Mike Tyson and he could play it.
02:25:43.000 He could do it.
02:25:44.000 I know he could do it.
02:25:45.000 Jamie had the beard and everything because he was doing Ja Jango Unchained.
02:25:48.000 Oh, that's right.
02:25:49.000 When is that coming out?
02:25:51.000 December.
02:25:52.000 I saw the ads for it a while ago.
02:25:54.000 Supposed to come out December 25th.
02:25:55.000 I hate when they do that.
02:25:55.000 They get your dick hard like six months in advance for a good movie, and then you wait.
02:26:00.000 We're going to knock them out with this one here.
02:26:02.000 Because this is the real Scarface.
02:26:05.000 Wow.
02:26:06.000 This is your real life story.
02:26:07.000 And that's what really trips me out about Hollywood is when you come with a real story, they don't really get that same type of drive.
02:26:17.000 Yesterday, somebody come to me.
02:26:19.000 They want to hire me as a consultant.
02:26:21.000 To go on a TV show about a gangster in South Central Los Angeles.
02:26:25.000 I'm like, well, why are you guys doing a fictional story when you got the real thing right here?
02:26:30.000 Oh, well, well.
02:26:32.000 It's probably too scary for them.
02:26:34.000 There's a picture right there.
02:26:35.000 Yeah.
02:26:38.000 Yeah, he could totally play you.
02:26:39.000 Yeah, and what's crazy is we were talking to the guy that did Benjamin Buttons on how you would make him look 20 again.
02:26:45.000 He was giving us all the special effects.
02:26:47.000 Oh yeah, you could do amazing shit.
02:26:49.000 Did you see that movie Tron where they took, what's Homeboy's name?
02:26:53.000 The fucking older dude.
02:26:55.000 I want to say William Hurt, but that's not him.
02:26:56.000 No, it's Jeff Bridges.
02:26:58.000 Jeff Bridges.
02:26:58.000 They turned Jeff Bridges back to the way he was when he was like 20 years old.
02:27:02.000 Benjamin Buttons, they did that with the Brad Pitt.
02:27:04.000 Yeah, they could do anything.
02:27:06.000 As far as that, but as far as pulling it off, you've got to get Jamie Foxx.
02:27:10.000 He played that homeless dude who was the music virtuoso.
02:27:13.000 He could do anything, man.
02:27:15.000 He's just one of those dudes.
02:27:17.000 No matter what he seems like when he's just talking in interviews and fucking around, When it comes down to actual acting, he's one of those dudes who can become a different guy.
02:27:25.000 There's only a few of those Russell Crowe, Daniel Day-Lewis type dudes out there, but Jamie Foxx can do the shit out of that.
02:27:35.000 That Ray Charles man, god damn.
02:27:37.000 It was phenomenal.
02:27:38.000 And then when you realize he's actually singing that shit, that's what's even crazier.
02:27:42.000 Like Jamie Foxx is a fucking incredible singer too.
02:27:45.000 Yeah, and the thing about our script, the way it's written, it's like a mix between traffic, I would say traffic, blow, and like Boys in the Hood.
02:27:53.000 No Scarface, no Scarface at all in there?
02:27:55.000 Scarface too.
02:27:55.000 And that's why I was going to tell you the interesting, let me say one more thing about Scarface, because we met with the producer of Scarface.
02:28:01.000 It's interesting because we were sitting and watching Scarface.
02:28:03.000 Remember that 83 is around the same time as Rick.
02:28:06.000 When Scarface goes overseas to the connection, he's talking about 100 keys a month.
02:28:13.000 Rick was doing that a day.
02:28:16.000 It's like, get your weight up, Scarface.
02:28:20.000 Scarface just got clowned.
02:28:21.000 This story actually has international appeal.
02:28:25.000 Just like I was saying, Costa Rica Times picked up the spin article.
02:28:28.000 Oh, it's fascinating.
02:28:29.000 So we have...
02:28:30.000 The way it's written, it's not just Rick.
02:28:32.000 It's like 60%, 50% black, 30% Latino, and then the remainder is white.
02:28:38.000 So you have the reporter, and you have the politicians, you have the Latino, the Nicaraguans, and then you have Rick's story.
02:28:45.000 So this just has a phenomenal reach for everybody who likes different aspects of those kind of movies.
02:28:51.000 Cool.
02:28:52.000 Yeah, that sounds pretty fucking incredible, man.
02:28:54.000 And, you know, so you have it...
02:28:56.000 They don't have the...
02:28:57.000 The script's done, but they don't have it cast.
02:29:00.000 They don't have a projection when it's going to start.
02:29:02.000 Yeah, we're still raising the budget right now.
02:29:04.000 You could sell crack cocaine and make a lot of money.
02:29:06.000 Dude, what the fuck, Brian?
02:29:09.000 Didn't you learn from the story?
02:29:12.000 The story's so important.
02:29:14.000 Do you have a Kickstarter account?
02:29:16.000 Because that seems like one of the best ways to raise a bunch of money, especially for a movie or something like that.
02:29:22.000 True, yeah.
02:29:22.000 Kickstarter.
02:29:23.000 And if you ever have something like that, please come back and we'll promote the shit out of it.
02:29:27.000 Anything you guys want, anytime you want, just let me know.
02:29:30.000 Okay.
02:29:30.000 And you can come back.
02:29:30.000 We enjoyed the shit out of this as well as the last time.
02:29:34.000 You're a cool motherfucker and your story's amazing.
02:29:36.000 And thank you, dude.
02:29:37.000 Thank you very much for all the information that you distributed today.
02:29:40.000 And I think you guys have a great message.
02:29:42.000 I think both of you guys are doing amazing shit.
02:29:45.000 Appreciate you having us on, man.
02:29:46.000 And hopefully I continue to grow friends from being on your show.
02:29:50.000 Oh, you will.
02:29:50.000 I go places and people come.
02:29:51.000 I saw you on Joe Rogan.
02:29:53.000 Freeway Ricky.
02:29:55.000 Unquestionably, man.
02:29:55.000 Listen, we will help you blow up just like we help everybody else, man.
02:29:58.000 Thank you, man.
02:29:59.000 Thank you very, very much.
02:29:59.000 And I appreciate all y'all out there who support me.
02:30:01.000 I love you.
02:30:02.000 Yeah, we got some cool people that are tuning in.
02:30:04.000 And I want to thank one of them, this guy, William Blankenship.
02:30:07.000 He apparently got upset because we used some of his artwork and a caricature in the recent ad for Santa Barbara.
02:30:14.000 But he probably just pulled some shit offline.
02:30:16.000 Oh, the posters?
02:30:17.000 Yeah, I just Google search your name.
02:30:19.000 Yeah, I know.
02:30:21.000 People don't understand how silly it is.
02:30:23.000 It's like an avatar.
02:30:24.000 We didn't know.
02:30:25.000 He wanted to just get credit, so I'm giving him credit.
02:30:28.000 William, thanks a lot, dude.
02:30:29.000 Thanks for making that.
02:30:30.000 Thanks, Williams.
02:30:31.000 No, he's not complaining.
02:30:32.000 He's just being a little needy.
02:30:34.000 Make sure you go to FreewayRick.com and add his Facebook, his Twitter.
02:30:37.000 It's all there on FreewayRick.com.
02:30:39.000 Real easy spell.
02:30:40.000 Yeah, go to deathsquad.tv and pick up that.
02:30:42.000 How many cats are left?
02:30:44.000 Limited edition.
02:30:45.000 The second t-shirt, it's half sold out right now.
02:30:48.000 Get in there, bitches.
02:30:50.000 The shit's everywhere.
02:30:50.000 It's on MTV, alright?
02:30:53.000 Fake Rick Ross.
02:30:54.000 Go fuck yourself.
02:30:55.000 You're a ridiculous human being.
02:30:57.000 How dare you?
02:30:59.000 America should say that to you.
02:31:00.000 How dare you?
02:31:01.000 We'll accept you.
02:31:02.000 We'll accept you.
02:31:02.000 Hustlin' song is a good song.
02:31:04.000 Change your name, son, and pay up.
02:31:06.000 Right?
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02:31:08.000 All that good shit.
02:31:10.000 All right, folks.
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02:31:16.000 And I forgot the fucking Ting address.
02:31:19.000 God damn it.
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02:31:31.000 I might not be able to make it with this Alienware.
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02:31:59.000 We will see you next week.
02:32:01.000 We got Kat Von D's coming in.
02:32:04.000 I believe Eddie Bravo is going to come in with her too because Kat Von D tattooed Eddie Bravo's grandmom on his chest.
02:32:10.000 It's pretty fucking badass.
02:32:12.000 That's it.
02:32:12.000 All right, freaks.
02:32:13.000 We love you.