The Joe Rogan Experience - September 25, 2012


Joe Rogan Experience #269 - Tait Fletcher


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 35 minutes

Words per Minute

200.56775

Word Count

31,088

Sentence Count

3,232

Misogynist Sentences

103

Hate Speech Sentences

112


Summary

On this week's episode of the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast, the boys talk about cars, the new iPhone 7, and the future of the NFL. Plus, we have a surprise guest appearance from an old school OG Death Squad member, Tate Fletcher, aka "From the Day, Son to the Core." Also, we talk about the new Tesla Model Y, and why it's a good idea to have a car with a manual transmission. Joe also talks about his new car, the Tesla Model 3, and how he's going to get rid of his iPhone 7. And, of course, he talks about how much he's paying Sprint for his phone service. We also talk about why he doesn't have a contract with Sprint and why he should get a phone with a built in GPS track. Joe Rogans Experience Podcast is brought to you by Death Squad and Ting, the mobile company that has been sponsoring us on an on-and-off basis for a while now. They use the Sprint network and use the Ting service, which is a solid 4G network with no contracts and no fees. It's as good as it gets. I think you're going to like it and I hope you do too. If you like it, please tell a friend about it and tell me what you think about it on the interwebs. I'll be sure to give it a rating and review it a review on Apple Podcasts! and I'll send it to a friend who needs a good friend who's listening to the show. . Thank you for listening and supporting the show! -Joe Rogan. -Jon Sorrentino -J.R. --Jon Rogan --The Best of J. Rogans --J. Rogan: The Best of Jon and Jon Rogans: The Worst of Jon Rogan's Podcasts Jon's Dad: The Other Half Podcast Tom Hanks: The Adventures of a Bad Ass Dad: What's Good, Good, Bad, and Good, and Great, and Bad, Bad Bad, Great, Good and Good -- by Jon's Thoughts on It's Not Good, Not Great, And Good, But Good, And Bad, Good & Bad, And Great, But Mostly Good, So, and So Much More! --Jon's New Music: "I Don't Care About It All, I'll Tell It Like That"


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I should probably tell them.
00:00:02.000 We're on the air right now, and I'm going to tweet and talk at the same time, folks.
00:00:06.000 That's how I roll.
00:00:07.000 Here we go.
00:00:08.000 I don't even have to look at this fucking screen, man.
00:00:10.000 That's how good I am.
00:00:11.000 Here we go.
00:00:12.000 I'm going to go with you dirty bitches.
00:00:17.000 I do it all by hand.
00:00:20.000 I'm a fucking throwback.
00:00:22.000 I drive a manual transmission car, ladies and gentlemen.
00:00:25.000 You know why?
00:00:26.000 Because I'm a fucking man, and a man should know how to row gears, okay?
00:00:30.000 Can you do three on the tree?
00:00:31.000 Yeah, I've done that before, but that confuses the shit out of me.
00:00:34.000 A friend had a truck, and I was like, what?
00:00:35.000 Bill Burr has one of those.
00:00:37.000 He has a three on the tree.
00:00:39.000 For folks at home who don't know what we're talking about, old school trucks especially would have clutches on the floor.
00:00:46.000 Let me just do this commercial quick.
00:00:47.000 We'll talk about cars.
00:00:48.000 The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast is brought to you by a bunch of shit that's groovy, okay?
00:00:53.000 One of them is DeathSquad.tv.
00:00:56.000 If you look at DeathSquad.tv, that's where all the...
00:00:59.000 Dope kitty cat shirts that Brian designs are for sale.
00:01:03.000 Tate Fletcher's with us today.
00:01:04.000 He is old school OG Death Squad member.
00:01:07.000 From the day, son, to the core.
00:01:10.000 In the DNA, kid.
00:01:12.000 You can't extract that shit.
00:01:14.000 Rogan.ting.com is another place you should go.
00:01:17.000 Oh, did I say it?
00:01:17.000 DeathSquad.tv?
00:01:18.000 Go there, buy a TV. You can actually through Doug.com do that.
00:01:24.000 It's another way Brian makes money.
00:01:26.000 Sneaky little fuck.
00:01:28.000 If you go to Doug.com and order...
00:01:31.000 If you're going to buy something from Amazon...
00:01:34.000 Amazon has this crazy program where you don't have to actually go just through Amazon.
00:01:38.000 You can have like a little affiliate link up on your site.
00:01:41.000 So if they want to look at something, they go through your site and the person who owns the site gets like a little kickback.
00:01:45.000 It's kind of nice of Amazon to do.
00:01:47.000 So I think it's a cool thing to support anyway.
00:01:48.000 So Doug.com is a way to do that.
00:01:51.000 We're also brought to you by Ting.
00:01:52.000 Ting is the mobile company that I've been talking about for a while.
00:01:56.000 They have been sponsoring us on kind of an on and off basis.
00:02:02.000 Just to try it out, and it's been working out well.
00:02:04.000 And the reason why it's been working out well is because you guys are responding to what they're selling, and it's a great service.
00:02:09.000 There's no contracts, right?
00:02:11.000 The way Ting has it set up, you can have a whole family on the same amount of time.
00:02:18.000 If you don't use a certain amount of minutes per month, like if you're allotted X amount of minutes and you don't use them, you get credited them on the next month.
00:02:26.000 It's as fair a company as you can get.
00:02:28.000 There's no cancellation fees.
00:02:29.000 There's no contracts.
00:02:31.000 And they use the Sprint network.
00:02:32.000 So it's a solid network.
00:02:34.000 They just do it...
00:02:36.000 In a way that I just think it's a smarter move ethically.
00:02:41.000 They're not trying to rip anybody off.
00:02:43.000 They're not trying to lock you into some stupid ass fucking contract.
00:02:46.000 Why should it be even legal that you can tell me that I have to be with you even though you suck?
00:02:53.000 Or if I want to leave, I have to pay a fee.
00:02:55.000 Fuck you!
00:02:57.000 Fuck you!
00:02:58.000 That's terrible!
00:02:59.000 And these guys don't do that.
00:03:00.000 And that's what I love about Ting.
00:03:02.000 I think it's a fucking cool company.
00:03:03.000 It's probably a CIA front.
00:03:05.000 It's probably what it is.
00:03:06.000 I'm selling some fucking recording devices and GPS track.
00:03:10.000 No, I'm not, folks.
00:03:11.000 I fucking talk to the guy on the phone.
00:03:13.000 He seems like he's totally legit.
00:03:18.000 The phones they have are the shit, too, by the way.
00:03:20.000 I like that.
00:03:21.000 Let's keep doing that in commercials.
00:03:22.000 I'm making it more exciting.
00:03:24.000 It shocked me, Brian.
00:03:27.000 The phones they have are excellent.
00:03:29.000 The one that I got is a Samsung Galaxy S3. It's fucking dope.
00:03:34.000 I have not committed to it as my main phone over my iPhone, mostly because I have to move the contacts and everything, but I'm just going to say this.
00:03:41.000 It shits all over the iPhone.
00:03:43.000 It shits all over the iPhone.
00:03:46.000 It's fucking...
00:03:47.000 That Samsung Galaxy S3 is the shit.
00:03:50.000 It's huge!
00:03:51.000 First of all, you get used to looking at web pages on that big thing, and you don't ever want to go back to an iPhone.
00:03:56.000 You're like, it's so stupid!
00:03:58.000 I could browse the web and actually read a website instead of scrolling to the left and scrolling to the right and trying to fit it all in like a fucking caveman with that Samsung Galaxy S3. You can see the whole screen.
00:04:09.000 They have a bunch of other cool smartphones too.
00:04:12.000 There's like a wide variety of phones.
00:04:14.000 And they even have like, if you like old school flip phone dude, they got one of those things too, man.
00:04:18.000 A lot of dudes, even Dana White.
00:04:20.000 Dana White goes, he rocks old school.
00:04:22.000 He rocks a flip phone.
00:04:24.000 And he texts with one thumb.
00:04:26.000 Dude is weird.
00:04:27.000 But that's all possible on Ting.
00:04:31.000 All sorts of different LG, mostly Droid smartphones though.
00:04:36.000 And ones that have excellent ratings online, too.
00:04:39.000 If you go to any of the tech sites, CNET, along those lines, and check out some of the reviews on some of these phones, a lot of them are really badass, especially the Galaxy S3. So go to rogan.ting.com.
00:04:53.000 And if you sign up for service, you save $50 off the price of a phone.
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00:05:56.000 All of it can be explained in way more detail than me because I'm a fucking idiot, and I don't really know what I'm saying.
00:06:01.000 The things that I'm saying, it's like I'm saying the right words in the right order, but what am I saying, really?
00:06:07.000 I don't know.
00:06:08.000 I really don't know much about neurotransmitters.
00:06:11.000 If you tell me, where's the neurotransmitter factory in the brain?
00:06:14.000 I'm like, hmm.
00:06:16.000 I don't know the plumbing.
00:06:17.000 I don't know where the light switch is.
00:06:20.000 I don't know shit.
00:06:21.000 But I know when I take AlphaBrain, first of all, I have insanely vivid dreams.
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00:06:43.000 There's no doubt about it.
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00:06:46.000 Some people eat peanuts and they're fucking dead.
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00:06:51.000 Some people eat shellfish and they're fucking dead.
00:06:52.000 It's weird.
00:06:53.000 You know, it's like food for one person is literally poison for the next.
00:06:57.000 So our bodies are not the same.
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00:07:08.000 You don't have to return the product.
00:07:10.000 You just say, this shit is not for me.
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00:07:12.000 But the way it's set up that way is for two reasons.
00:07:16.000 One, To ensure you that we're not trying to rip anybody off that everything we sell is something that I personally stand behind.
00:07:23.000 My livelihood is not dependent on this.
00:07:25.000 This is like some extra money that sponsors the podcast for some shit that I really believe in.
00:07:31.000 That's how I look at it.
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00:08:01.000 You have to go to farts.
00:08:02.000 I just got tired of doing it.
00:08:03.000 You became really confusing.
00:08:05.000 You just fucking marred the message.
00:08:08.000 I had to go to farts.
00:08:08.000 Why?
00:08:09.000 You were bored?
00:08:09.000 I was bored.
00:08:10.000 Well, stop.
00:08:12.000 You've got to think this is a job, stupid.
00:08:15.000 You know, you're actually supposed to be doing something.
00:08:17.000 I can't even sit here for two minutes.
00:08:19.000 I've got to make fart noises.
00:08:20.000 I can't take it.
00:08:21.000 How ADD are you?
00:08:22.000 I just wanted to keep on hitting the monkey one.
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00:08:26.000 You can get it confused and be like, I'm going to go into farts because I'm bored.
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00:09:31.000 All right, fucking freaks.
00:09:32.000 Tate Fletcher's here.
00:09:33.000 Brian Redband.
00:09:34.000 Cue the music.
00:09:36.000 Joe Rogan Podcast.
00:09:38.000 Check it out.
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00:09:48.000 Dude, this bulletproof coffee that you brought here, explain this.
00:09:54.000 Tate Fletcher, OG gangster of the Death Squad from day one.
00:10:00.000 From day one?
00:10:01.000 From day one.
00:10:01.000 Push up to that thing.
00:10:02.000 With that crazy beard.
00:10:04.000 For folks who are just listening to this, Tate's rocking a beard that looks like it's glued on.
00:10:08.000 It looks like the fake Rick Ross's beard, like they were talking about.
00:10:12.000 I love how he does differentiate the fake.
00:10:15.000 Rick Ross.
00:10:16.000 Well, you got to.
00:10:17.000 Freeway Rick Ross.
00:10:18.000 If you haven't listened to those episodes of my podcast, please do it just for your own edification because it's a fascinating scenario.
00:10:26.000 Guy was a big time drug dealer.
00:10:28.000 His name was Freeway Rick Ross.
00:10:30.000 I mean, they had a Freeway Rick Ross Task Force in the LAPD. His drug sales were a part of the Iran Contragate, all that.
00:10:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:38.000 His drug sales were what's funding foreign militaries.
00:10:42.000 That's where they were getting the money from.
00:10:44.000 And this is all part of how Gary Webb exposed this in a book, and Michael Rupert, who was a...
00:10:49.000 L.A. Police Department narcotics officer exposed it.
00:10:53.000 Yeah, I mean, so this guy, Freeway Rick Ross, was a part of this.
00:10:55.000 He was a huge drug dealer, making millions and millions of dollars, right?
00:10:59.000 Just crazy, crazy money.
00:11:00.000 Drove around in a hearse, you know, like, drive around in, like, station wagons and shit, so, like, no flashing, no bling.
00:11:06.000 Just kept it on the DL and just raking in the cash.
00:11:09.000 Meanwhile, the dude couldn't even read, okay?
00:11:11.000 Goes to jail, learns how to read, becomes a lawyer, finds a hole in his fucking, in his three strikes thing, and gets out.
00:11:20.000 So, while he's in jail, some dude is calling himself Rick Ross, and he's a big fat guy who used to be a corrections officer.
00:11:28.000 No.
00:11:29.000 A corrections officer is pretending that he was this big time drug dealer, Rick Ross.
00:11:36.000 So now Rick Ross gets out of jail and he's trying to sue them.
00:11:39.000 But he's like going to battle.
00:11:41.000 The record companies are going to battle with him over his own real name.
00:11:46.000 That's awesome.
00:11:47.000 It's insane.
00:11:48.000 This is a movie, Tate Fletcher.
00:11:49.000 This is not a real world.
00:11:51.000 This is awesome.
00:11:52.000 This world is not real.
00:11:54.000 Just because you can touch it and move it around, this motherfucker's fake.
00:11:57.000 There's no way that's possible.
00:12:00.000 In 2012, there's no way that should be possible.
00:12:02.000 Some guy could be a corrections officer.
00:12:04.000 I like it that he's like...
00:12:07.000 Is there a rap that he has that's not about shooting somebody or having a pound to blow?
00:12:11.000 Yeah, it's all about hustling.
00:12:12.000 How about the fact that he's got Rick Ross tattooed on his fingers?
00:12:18.000 He's got Rick Ross tattooed.
00:12:19.000 I haven't looked at the man that closely.
00:12:20.000 Dude, he's got another man's name tattooed on his fingers, and that other man is out of jail now because he's smart.
00:12:26.000 That other guy's a real bad motherfucker.
00:12:28.000 He's not some fake fat guy who knows how to make shit rhyme.
00:12:31.000 That's awesome.
00:12:32.000 Like, wow.
00:12:32.000 It's a crazy story, man.
00:12:34.000 It's a really weird story.
00:12:35.000 How long did you spend with him?
00:12:36.000 We did two podcasts with him, and he came back, and we could do a hundred more, man.
00:12:42.000 He lives in L.A.? Yeah, and he's still fighting in court.
00:12:45.000 Very nice guy, man.
00:12:46.000 He's got money.
00:12:47.000 No, no, no.
00:12:49.000 He's barely getting by.
00:12:50.000 But he's, I mean, he's, I'm sure, I mean, I guess he could make money doing like interviews or doing like seminars or something like that.
00:12:59.000 But I think he's trying to do it more for like real benefit, man.
00:13:03.000 He's like doing a lot of different speeches for young kids and telling a story and trying to offer inspiration.
00:13:08.000 Because the dude went to jail, he didn't even know how to read.
00:13:10.000 He was a tennis player, like a really badass tennis player.
00:13:13.000 And in learning how to play tennis.
00:13:16.000 Vanessa Williams' uncle.
00:13:18.000 He was a really good tennis player, but he couldn't read, so he couldn't go to college.
00:13:22.000 He's got to get a screenplay.
00:13:25.000 I'm sure they must have something going on.
00:13:27.000 We actually talked to him about it.
00:13:28.000 We said Too Short had to play it.
00:13:31.000 Too Short looks just like him, I'm telling you.
00:13:33.000 Really?
00:13:33.000 He's taller than Too Short, but he has Too Short's face.
00:13:36.000 It's kind of crazy.
00:13:37.000 Or maybe Denzel Washington could play him.
00:13:39.000 He could fucking play anybody, right?
00:13:41.000 He's badass, man.
00:13:42.000 Yeah.
00:13:42.000 You did a movie with him?
00:13:44.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:13:44.000 I just got off.
00:13:45.000 What is it?
00:13:45.000 It's called Two Guns.
00:13:46.000 It's him and Mark Wahlberg.
00:13:50.000 Our crew is all Navy SEALs, and then we split from Wahlberg.
00:13:53.000 He was one of our crew.
00:13:54.000 We go to kill them, and the movie's us hunting them, basically.
00:13:58.000 What do you feel like when, like, if you were a real Navy SEAL and you saw these crazy, like, missing in action type movies and shit where people do ridiculous stuff, what the fuck does it like to do?
00:14:07.000 You know what's crazy, dude, on films is that all those guys, the producers and directors, they're like, we need this to look real.
00:14:13.000 We need this, we want it to be authentic.
00:14:16.000 Until it's the day to shoot it, and then they're like, okay, we're going to flip the car over 16 times, and you're just going to push it off, and you'll just push out and roll.
00:14:24.000 Something that's ridiculous, you know?
00:14:26.000 And there's a lot of that.
00:14:28.000 None of it matters.
00:14:29.000 It's all suspension of belief, you know?
00:14:31.000 Yeah.
00:14:32.000 There's a certain amount of that you do in a movie, though, and I lose level 10. I can never get to level 10 in your movie.
00:14:38.000 You know what, though, dude?
00:14:39.000 You look at American Kickbox or something as an MMA fighter, you look at that and you're still like, awesome, and he's dipping his fucking gauze in glass and shit.
00:14:47.000 You're like, rad.
00:14:48.000 Right, but it's never going to kick.
00:14:49.000 Was that just called Kickboxer?
00:14:51.000 Yeah, it was just the Jean-Claude Van Damme.
00:14:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:53.000 I think when you get to a certain, you know, you have to suspend disbelief like that, you're never going to hit like that Godfather level.
00:15:00.000 Right.
00:15:01.000 You know, you see like the Godfather, you watch that movie, you go, God!
00:15:04.000 Damn, they nailed that motherfucker.
00:15:06.000 The way they choked that dude in the restaurant, the murders looked real, everything.
00:15:10.000 There was no sensationalizing.
00:15:12.000 There was exactly as much gore as you would see if you were in the periphery.
00:15:16.000 You felt like you were in the experience.
00:15:18.000 They weren't bullshitting you at all.
00:15:20.000 So by the time, when you get out of that movie, you're like, whoa.
00:15:23.000 Same thing as like Apocalypse Now.
00:15:25.000 Forever.
00:15:26.000 Yes, those movies hold up.
00:15:28.000 Or The Deer Hunter.
00:15:29.000 The Perfect example.
00:15:30.000 Perfect example.
00:15:31.000 What a crazy-ass movie that was.
00:15:34.000 And they had to take the deer with one shot.
00:15:36.000 That was their thing.
00:15:37.000 Well, they're all getting tortured with the Russian roulette and all that shit.
00:15:41.000 Oh, my God.
00:15:42.000 The Russian roulette scene with Christopher Walken, that is one of the most intense scenes in any movie of any era.
00:15:48.000 Even today, if that movie came out today, it would 100% hold up.
00:15:52.000 Like, maybe a little bit of the music was probably a little corny or something.
00:15:55.000 Have you seen Expendables, too?
00:15:58.000 No.
00:16:00.000 I saw one.
00:16:01.000 It's a 9mm shooting you in the head, and your head vaporizes.
00:16:04.000 It's like that kind of kill-bill shit.
00:16:07.000 And you're like, why are we doing that right now?
00:16:09.000 How about we don't do that?
00:16:11.000 See, I'm a hypocrite, though, because I like Avengers-type shit.
00:16:14.000 I like superhero-type shit.
00:16:16.000 But I know it's bullshit.
00:16:18.000 I like that, too.
00:16:19.000 But I don't like that mishy-moshy, halfway shit, where you're pretending it's a real movie, but some nonsense happens.
00:16:27.000 Yeah.
00:16:27.000 How come this dude can beat everybody up so easy?
00:16:30.000 Like, what's going on there?
00:16:31.000 You're making these guys look like skilled fighters, and this guy's just taking them out.
00:16:35.000 Did you see Batman?
00:16:36.000 No.
00:16:37.000 I didn't see it.
00:16:37.000 I was going to see it, but that whole Colorado shooting thing kind of fucked with me.
00:16:42.000 No, no, no.
00:16:43.000 Fucked with me.
00:16:44.000 I thought, well, definitely if I was there, I'd be scared.
00:16:47.000 But I don't think I could watch it without thinking what those people were thinking.
00:16:53.000 I didn't think of those people at all.
00:16:54.000 I'm going to get in on Blu-ray and wear my shoes in bed.
00:16:58.000 Just in case you gotta run.
00:17:00.000 Yeah, you felt the same way, right?
00:17:02.000 I just, you know, I barely go to the movies, so I don't know.
00:17:05.000 It had to hurt the box office of that movie.
00:17:08.000 It had to.
00:17:09.000 It had to.
00:17:09.000 That's a terrible thing to think of.
00:17:11.000 That's all they think of, though.
00:17:12.000 That is all they would think of.
00:17:14.000 But it also, like, highlighted how you could have 300 million people living together, but it's so rare that something like this pops off.
00:17:21.000 To me, it was like, it was a disgusting, horrible, sad event, but when I really analyzed the facts, I was like, man, Yeah.
00:17:34.000 Yeah.
00:17:35.000 I mean, it's like there's all that shit going on.
00:17:37.000 There's all these variables and people are vying for the same job.
00:17:40.000 People aren't doing very well.
00:17:41.000 And still, you know, people aren't getting axed every day.
00:17:43.000 It's not like it was back in the 90s in L.A. where there's shootings on the freeway and shit.
00:17:48.000 Yeah.
00:17:48.000 Yeah.
00:17:49.000 I think, I mean, even back in the 90s, it's like we have more access to the news now, like from everywhere.
00:17:57.000 Anything that's bad from anywhere, we get real quick.
00:18:00.000 We get a real distorted perception of what interacting with human beings is like.
00:18:04.000 The model that we're dealing with is 300 million people, which is just crazy that you would take individual episodes out of that and try to apply it to what the world is actually like.
00:18:15.000 Because it's just too many.
00:18:17.000 The numbers are just too...
00:18:18.000 People don't really know what the fuck 300 million is, but you couldn't see it.
00:18:23.000 300 million is, if you got everybody in front of you, just in this country that lived, there would literally be...
00:18:29.000 You could stand on top of a mountain, and you would see nothing but people till the horizon.
00:18:36.000 That's an insane amount of people, and they're making some shit choices.
00:18:41.000 And they're coming over to your house and they're fucking putting some drugs on aluminum foil and lighting it up in front of you.
00:18:46.000 And you're like, what the fuck are you doing?
00:18:50.000 Disrespectful.
00:18:51.000 Lighting up fucking crystal meth in front of you.
00:18:53.000 Even with nice tits.
00:18:55.000 That's disrespectful.
00:18:56.000 Well, it's just like, whoa.
00:18:57.000 What kind of craziness are you running here?
00:19:00.000 What do you think about all that?
00:19:03.000 We don't have as much outward violence like that, but you look at right now what's happening, and it seems like prison is a template for shit.
00:19:11.000 We're going to make sure blacks, Mexicans, white people don't get along.
00:19:15.000 And we're going to control the population that way.
00:19:17.000 And you look now, 20, 30, 40 years later, down the road, And even now, within the Republican Party.
00:19:26.000 The more divisions that are created, the more easily controlled people are.
00:19:32.000 You know what, man?
00:19:32.000 I think that's just human nature.
00:19:34.000 I think people are insecure and they're always going to hate on the other team.
00:19:38.000 It's like part of our DNA. It's part of our DNA to look at Mexicans and go, oh, that's not me.
00:19:44.000 And look at a white guy that looks exactly like you, like, that's my guy.
00:19:48.000 And look at a black guy like, ooh, I can't trust him.
00:19:50.000 It's like, that's another team.
00:19:53.000 It's hard out there.
00:19:54.000 And the best way to get through this shit is we form groups and we have loyal motherfuckers that are down with us.
00:20:01.000 Fuck everybody else, right?
00:20:02.000 And that's what people sort of, they gravitate towards that.
00:20:06.000 And when you gravitate towards that, it's like you're always going to have conflict.
00:20:10.000 It's like there's a lack of enlightenment.
00:20:12.000 Yeah, isn't that a broken construct?
00:20:14.000 I think there's a lot of people capitalizing on human nature, and that's what they're doing.
00:20:18.000 They're making a fuckload of money off of prisons, and they're making a fuckload of money off of making sure that these areas are not rehabilitated so they have a steady supply of people to keep...
00:20:27.000 I think that's absolutely true.
00:20:29.000 A buddy of mine, his brother, does big...
00:20:32.000 If you got $20 million, he'll do your mutual funds and set up your portfolio and all that shit.
00:20:37.000 And I ask him, where's all the real money going?
00:20:39.000 Where are people really looking to put loot?
00:20:42.000 And he says, in the correction system, in prisons.
00:20:45.000 And those are the futures.
00:20:48.000 And that's fucking kind of, it's a little crazy.
00:20:51.000 But it makes sense then also, you look, we're going to go to war with the Mexican immigrants that are coming in, and we're going to need to house them now.
00:20:58.000 And so we're putting, like, ever since the 90s when they started doing privatized prisons, That became a cash cow for people.
00:21:05.000 And so every bed, so we need longer sentences.
00:21:08.000 Pot, we're never really going to get really legal because most of those fucking people that are in these victimless crimes are in prison for drugs like that.
00:21:15.000 Shit that doesn't matter.
00:21:16.000 And when you find out that corrections officers have unions and the unions lobby to keep things, it's crazy.
00:21:22.000 Or that Ikea gets their furniture made by guys that are making 12 cents a day.
00:21:25.000 You know what I mean?
00:21:27.000 That's slavery.
00:21:28.000 If that's not slavery, you tell me what it is.
00:21:30.000 Oh, this guy fucked up, so now he has to be a slave.
00:21:32.000 It's not that you're trying to protect society from him and rehabilitate him.
00:21:35.000 It's like, nope, now you work for pennies.
00:21:37.000 I mean, it's really nuts.
00:21:39.000 You know, those Foxconn people, they're rioting right now.
00:21:42.000 There's one of the Foxconn factories.
00:21:44.000 It's like a 2,000-person riot going on.
00:21:47.000 They blacked it off from the Chinese version of Twitter.
00:21:50.000 They've deleted images.
00:21:52.000 They're suspending accounts and trying to delete everyone's accounts of it.
00:21:58.000 Because they can get into the internet and they can delete shit in China.
00:22:02.000 They can just delete your websites, which basically they can do here too.
00:22:05.000 Now, the government has already done that.
00:22:07.000 Isn't that what they're trying to do with SOPA and all those kinds of things?
00:22:09.000 Yeah, they want to have more and more power to be able to do that.
00:22:12.000 But in China, what they're doing right now is stopping dissent.
00:22:15.000 Because there's a gigantic...
00:22:16.000 This is the reason why this shit is dangerous in America...
00:22:19.000 And for whatever reason, we accept it and we think it's okay, it's no big deal.
00:22:23.000 Hey, if you're not putting anything bad on the internet, you shouldn't worry about it.
00:22:27.000 But what's ridiculous is when people have power over you, they fucking almost always abuse it.
00:22:33.000 If you go back to the Stanford Prison Studies and they did it with college students, they had college students pretend to be prisoners and prison guards.
00:22:40.000 People with power abuse.
00:22:42.000 Inside of like a day.
00:22:43.000 Inside of a day.
00:22:44.000 It's like no time.
00:22:44.000 And these are just college students in a simulation.
00:22:47.000 And that is just...
00:22:49.000 You can't have it that way.
00:22:51.000 You can't have people be able to take down the internet.
00:22:53.000 The internet has to stay free.
00:22:55.000 Because if it doesn't stay free, then you're not going to be able to squash...
00:23:00.000 You're not going to be able to get rid of really corrupt governments.
00:23:03.000 The reason why all these people in Egypt, all these people in other parts of the world, they're having these rallies against their corrupt government is because they're able to communicate with each other.
00:23:13.000 So we're assuming that our people that are in power are always going to be fair and always going to be just and always going to be loyal to the good of the American people.
00:23:23.000 But we've already seen through Nixon, We've already seen through the evidence of shit that was passed.
00:23:28.000 That's not the case.
00:23:29.000 So that's not the case.
00:23:30.000 In Iran, the only way that they were able to mobilize the resistance there was through Twitter.
00:23:34.000 Yeah.
00:23:35.000 And they blacked out everything else.
00:23:37.000 Yeah.
00:23:37.000 And that's the only thing that was free and clear for them.
00:23:39.000 And then that went on to Spain and the indignados that started off the revolution there, to Syria, to Egypt.
00:23:46.000 And that's going right now.
00:23:46.000 You see it on the news right now.
00:23:48.000 Yep.
00:23:48.000 And then even just now, what happened with Occupy Wall Street?
00:23:51.000 They fucking got a couple hundred people they arrested.
00:23:53.000 Even though, if you listen to mainstream media, they say, no, that shit's dead.
00:23:56.000 It's like, well, how come you arrest 200 fucking citizens that just wanted to go and talk about how come the banks are fucking us?
00:24:03.000 What's that?
00:24:03.000 You know, the real situation is that this system is broken.
00:24:08.000 And they're just trying to, like, glue it, keep, like, taping it together as it's falling apart.
00:24:13.000 They're, like, putting tape and it's wrong.
00:24:14.000 No, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it.
00:24:16.000 In order to have it, we're going to have to take some rights away to keep this fucking thing up.
00:24:19.000 And they'll glue the top of it up there.
00:24:21.000 It's a broken-ass system.
00:24:24.000 And some mathematical genius, first and foremost, has to come up with a way of distributing taxes and a way of figuring out what money really is based on and what money really is.
00:24:40.000 It has to be based on something.
00:24:42.000 It has to be some sort of resources, whether it's oil and gas or coal or wood.
00:24:46.000 Money has to be based on something.
00:24:48.000 It has to equal X amount of something.
00:24:50.000 Because right now it's just chaos.
00:24:52.000 And because of the fact that it's just chaos, it's like people are manipulating it and doing all kinds of wacky shit with it.
00:24:58.000 You can move things up and down and move them all around.
00:25:01.000 And the idea of stocks and dividends and banking, there's like a whole economy based on gambling that other businesses are going to fail.
00:25:09.000 It's shitty.
00:25:10.000 It's insane!
00:25:10.000 It doesn't even make any sense.
00:25:12.000 Well, it's like, I listen to Granholm, who was the governor of Michigan, and she was talking about states and incentives, and people have so much surplus money to bring in Dell computers or whoever to start businesses so we can have 5,000 new jobs in Michigan, whatever the deal is.
00:25:23.000 She says, but that whole construct is built and based upon that Ohio doesn't do well then.
00:25:28.000 Right.
00:25:28.000 It's all built on taking, and Texas has really great incentives, so they get a lot of, like...
00:25:33.000 And so for a national construct, that's fucking horrible.
00:25:37.000 We've got to have states doing...
00:25:38.000 And then if you look globally, it's like, I need Mexico and Cuba to do poorly for the United States.
00:25:43.000 It's like that whole consciousness has to shift, in a way.
00:25:46.000 Yeah, well, we've got to figure out a way, first of all, to...
00:25:50.000 The idea that there's...
00:25:53.000 This is going to sound really crazy, but we can't have countries.
00:25:57.000 It doesn't make any sense.
00:25:58.000 You can't say that just because you were born on this patch of dirt, you can't make your way over here where there's opportunity.
00:26:05.000 Because isn't that what being a fucking human and a society developing is all about?
00:26:11.000 A developing society is a society that wants everyone to have an opportunity to do better.
00:26:16.000 Everyone!
00:26:18.000 The people that were lucky enough to be born in California.
00:26:21.000 What about the people that are born in South America?
00:26:23.000 They should be able to come here.
00:26:24.000 And it's going to fuck things up for a while.
00:26:26.000 But it will balance out eventually.
00:26:29.000 And the benefit would be the entire human race.
00:26:31.000 If it's handled by brilliant people.
00:26:34.000 If it's handled by true humanitarians.
00:26:37.000 Altruism.
00:26:38.000 True altruism.
00:26:39.000 If the people at the top of government really were explaining to everyone that we have to think about the future of the human race and in order for the human race to grow at the top, it has to also grow at the bottom.
00:26:52.000 It can't have a rotten foundation and that's essentially when you deal with these These parts of the city where there's no getting out, man.
00:26:59.000 You're fucked.
00:26:59.000 Like this Rick Ross story.
00:27:01.000 He's 28 years old, can't fucking read.
00:27:03.000 How did he get through high school?
00:27:05.000 What happened to this poor fucking guy?
00:27:07.000 That rotten system has to somehow or another be fixed.
00:27:12.000 The thing you're talking about, too, when you say it'll be fucked up for a while, there's not an epic downside.
00:27:18.000 It's like everybody will be fed, clothed, and taken care of.
00:27:21.000 But where we're going now, that's not fucking happening.
00:27:24.000 Those divisions are getting greater and greater.
00:27:25.000 And it's like, at the same time, if there's no separation between you, me, the dude in India, or the fucking pot that he's fucking trying to make with his hands, and we're all the same shit, those divisions hurt me.
00:27:36.000 Yeah, they definitely hurt us.
00:27:38.000 And there could be reconstruction money just like there's reconstruction money in Iraq.
00:27:42.000 There's reconstruction money in Iraq.
00:27:44.000 They could make money by first of all hiring excellent counselors.
00:27:48.000 They could fucking set up businesses where these kids can be trained in like trades and shit.
00:27:55.000 Where you can set them up where they always have a place to sleep so nobody is ever threatened.
00:28:01.000 Their life is never threatened.
00:28:02.000 They're never scared.
00:28:03.000 If you can't go to your neighborhood, you can't come home, you can come here.
00:28:07.000 This motherfucker is guarded 24 hours a day.
00:28:10.000 We have armed cops here.
00:28:12.000 We have plenty of food.
00:28:13.000 Come on in.
00:28:14.000 And there's no shame in this.
00:28:15.000 And we're just going to have to ask you to contribute a little bit.
00:28:18.000 You come in here and use a bed.
00:28:19.000 Maybe you've got to wash a couple of dishes or maybe you've got to put some stuff away.
00:28:23.000 Real simple.
00:28:24.000 You don't have to work all day.
00:28:25.000 Maybe put in 20. You know what I mean?
00:28:26.000 Have it set up so somebody gets a value for what they do.
00:28:29.000 And then have people who can teach them shit.
00:28:32.000 Because that's the same shit with the wedding.
00:28:33.000 The welfare system.
00:28:34.000 Yes.
00:28:34.000 Is that you give it to them.
00:28:35.000 Nobody values that shit.
00:28:36.000 And so they don't feel that merited.
00:28:38.000 They feel lower self-esteem.
00:28:40.000 You know what I mean?
00:28:41.000 The whole shit cycles.
00:28:42.000 But what you're talking about is that people that were in power had a desire to do that.
00:28:46.000 Yeah.
00:28:47.000 I mean, right now you can look in somebody's ass in prison and it's the richest drug community ever.
00:28:51.000 And they talk about we don't want drugs.
00:28:53.000 Really?
00:28:53.000 You don't?
00:28:54.000 Because I'm pretty sure you're thriving off of it.
00:28:56.000 You're looking at people's asses.
00:28:57.000 By making my mom scared.
00:28:58.000 By putting more public money into fucking the DEA. Yeah.
00:29:03.000 It's a weird situation.
00:29:05.000 It's totally illogical.
00:29:06.000 If you look at the way human beings have set up our society and the way we treat impoverished neighborhoods and the way we deal with ridiculous laws and victimless crimes where people rot away in jail for dozens of...
00:29:23.000 You know, pages upon pages of cases, even recently, of people going to jail for long stretches under questionable circumstances.
00:29:31.000 And there's stories where people were set up by government agents.
00:29:36.000 That's the other thing you have to think about.
00:29:37.000 When you're working for the DEA or you're working for the FBI, you've got to arrest people.
00:29:45.000 You've got to bust crimes.
00:29:47.000 You gotta actually get things done.
00:29:48.000 And one of the ways to get things done is to talk someone into doing some crime.
00:29:52.000 Talk them into doing some crime and then arrest them.
00:29:55.000 And that's not illegal.
00:29:57.000 And that's crazy.
00:29:58.000 Because you could talk people into sucking your dick.
00:30:00.000 You could talk people into jumping in front of trains.
00:30:02.000 You could talk a whole bunch of people into killing themselves because of fucking comets coming.
00:30:06.000 And there's a UFO behind it.
00:30:08.000 You could talk people into anything.
00:30:09.000 Yeah.
00:30:09.000 You can't tell me that a smart cop who makes a living being an undercover agent...
00:30:15.000 So that means a person who thrives under pressure is really good at lying and manipulating people.
00:30:20.000 Really good at lying and manipulating people.
00:30:21.000 Enough so that he can hang around with the enemy and they think he's one of them.
00:30:25.000 You tell me this guy can't talk someone and doing some shit that they would never do?
00:30:29.000 Of course he can.
00:30:30.000 So he's essentially creating crime and then arresting people for doing that crime.
00:30:35.000 That's insanity.
00:30:36.000 They pay people to keep doing crime.
00:30:38.000 I mean, when I was a kid, I worked for this guy, and maybe he'd crossed a couple state lines or something.
00:30:44.000 He ended up doing about nine years behind it, but the way he got set up and pinched was because his cousin...
00:30:51.000 Worked for the police and they'd give him blow.
00:30:53.000 And they would fucking go and say, just stay in the game.
00:30:56.000 And so there's a bunch of dudes that are just pieces of shit.
00:30:59.000 They're like, stay in the game.
00:31:01.000 Stay in the game.
00:31:02.000 So he's selling dope.
00:31:04.000 They know that.
00:31:04.000 He's doing all kinds of crime.
00:31:06.000 But he's going, hey, Lyle, I need to get two keys from you.
00:31:08.000 And then he's like, yeah, come on over.
00:31:10.000 And he comes over.
00:31:11.000 Next thing, there's a door kicker in.
00:31:13.000 And so it's like that shit happened.
00:31:15.000 And that's just little shit that I know from my personal life from fucking 20 years ago.
00:31:19.000 It's like, what's really going on?
00:31:21.000 On a big level, it's like...
00:31:22.000 Come on.
00:31:23.000 People would not want to believe that that is the case, but that's what happened with Whitey Bulger.
00:31:27.000 When I was a kid and I lived in Boston, Whitey Bulger was the scariest guy in Boston.
00:31:31.000 He was the number one gangster in Boston.
00:31:33.000 You were talking about a guy who won the lottery twice.
00:31:36.000 Irish crime boss.
00:31:37.000 Yeah.
00:31:37.000 He won the lottery twice.
00:31:39.000 I mean, if that's not just ruthless...
00:31:40.000 Yeah.
00:31:41.000 That motherfucker won the lottery twice.
00:31:43.000 I mean, he was just a straight criminal, okay?
00:31:44.000 He killed a bunch of people.
00:31:46.000 And, turns out, he was working for the FBI the whole time.
00:31:49.000 So the FBI would give him information.
00:31:51.000 He would kill people.
00:31:53.000 The FBI would okay it.
00:31:54.000 So that's like The Departed.
00:31:56.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:31:57.000 Based on him.
00:31:58.000 Based on him.
00:31:59.000 Based on Whitey Bulger.
00:32:00.000 Yeah, they just arrested him.
00:32:02.000 In Santa Monica, right?
00:32:03.000 Yes, just a little while ago.
00:32:05.000 A year or two ago.
00:32:05.000 Had a couple hundred grand in a little apartment up there.
00:32:08.000 Yep, yep.
00:32:09.000 And they were looking for that guy forever, man.
00:32:11.000 They were looking for him for longer.
00:32:12.000 He was living modest, man.
00:32:13.000 Just trying to stay on the DL in Santa Monica.
00:32:15.000 Yeah, him and his old lady.
00:32:17.000 They got pinched up there.
00:32:17.000 I don't know why the fuck he thought people wouldn't recognize him.
00:32:20.000 And they actually got him because someone recognized the girl.
00:32:24.000 Really?
00:32:24.000 They recognized his girlfriend.
00:32:25.000 They had all these photos of his girlfriend.
00:32:26.000 They put photos of his girlfriend everywhere.
00:32:28.000 And someone in the neighborhood recognized the girlfriend from some TV show.
00:32:31.000 I don't know why.
00:32:32.000 I guess he couldn't get out of the country, huh?
00:32:34.000 Well, I don't know.
00:32:34.000 I guess he was fighting with the chick, too.
00:32:36.000 Like, screaming and yelling.
00:32:37.000 And that's like, it would turn people on to them.
00:32:40.000 There was some fucking violent altercation, a lot of yelling.
00:32:44.000 And so that got people to tune into them, and then the lady recognized her.
00:32:48.000 I might be butchering the story.
00:32:50.000 But the bottom line is that guy was a fucking undercover agent for the FBI as well as the number one crime figure in Boston.
00:32:58.000 That's crazy.
00:32:59.000 And not just some crime, but murdering and setting up massacres.
00:33:03.000 How are those FBI guys not in jail?
00:33:04.000 I know.
00:33:05.000 How are they not in jail?
00:33:06.000 If they're still alive, how are they not in jail?
00:33:08.000 How is it not an investigation?
00:33:09.000 Those dudes, who was it, the guy right after the Oklahoma City bombing?
00:33:15.000 Timothy McVeigh?
00:33:16.000 Yeah, but the guy they capped, who was like a white separatist or something up in the mountains.
00:33:21.000 Oh, Ruby Ridge?
00:33:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:23.000 I think that's before that, wasn't it?
00:33:25.000 It was right after on the heels when they just went to vilify all the militias.
00:33:29.000 William Friedman was the FBI agent.
00:33:32.000 I think Ruby Ridge was from 92. Ruby Ridge was 92 and Oklahoma City was 93 or 94. I think I was living here.
00:33:46.000 When was the Oklahoma Obama?
00:33:49.000 Oklahoma Obama.
00:33:51.000 Oklahoma.
00:33:53.000 It looks like the real...
00:34:00.000 I'm sorry, here.
00:34:01.000 Oklahoma City bombing, it was...
00:34:03.000 And Ruby Ridge, they killed that guy, Randy Weaver, was it?
00:34:06.000 And they killed him and his kids?
00:34:07.000 Yeah, Ruby Ridge was later.
00:34:09.000 You know, there's a lot of fucking conspiracy with the Oklahoma City bombing.
00:34:13.000 There's all these news reports that said that the FBI pulled out many bombs, more than one, multiple bombs from the building that hadn't exploded.
00:34:23.000 And if you look at the damage that's done to the building, apparently demolitions experts say that the building blew out.
00:34:31.000 It didn't blow in.
00:34:32.000 So if you're saying that a car was parked that did that, they're saying no.
00:34:38.000 The demolitions experts are saying no, this is something that blew out.
00:34:41.000 It was detonated from the inside and it blew outward.
00:34:45.000 And so there's a lot of people that think that there must have been something more than just Timothy McVeigh's efforts.
00:34:51.000 And weren't all the agents cleared out?
00:34:53.000 Like they killed some kids in daycare or something like that?
00:34:55.000 Yeah, the agents were cleared out.
00:34:57.000 They knew about something in advance.
00:34:59.000 They were evacuated, which is really sick when you just think about that.
00:35:03.000 Like, why didn't you evacuate the whole building?
00:35:05.000 What the fuck is going on?
00:35:06.000 Because we needed collateral damage.
00:35:07.000 Well, it's because they also had to make sure that it actually happened.
00:35:09.000 If the guy pulls up in his truck and everyone's out of the building, you know, and there's fire trucks everywhere, he's like, oh, fuck this job and leaves.
00:35:15.000 So, I don't know.
00:35:16.000 That's speculation.
00:35:17.000 I thought it was weird that Timothy McVeigh goes to his grave without ever making a statement ever.
00:35:23.000 Well, the thing is that the fertilizer bomb experts, I guess there actually are those, they say that this is not indicative of the damage that one of those things is capable of doing.
00:35:34.000 There's not that much pop.
00:35:35.000 This is some crazy shit.
00:35:38.000 If you look at the building, half the building's missing.
00:35:40.000 It's like the whole front just blew out.
00:35:43.000 You know what I mean?
00:35:43.000 It's like if you're in a pickup truck or whatever, if you have gunpowder and you put it in your palm and you light it, poof, it poofs.
00:35:50.000 But if you wrap that fucker in tinfoil, kaboom!
00:35:53.000 Or a pipe bomb.
00:35:55.000 If you ever fuck with explosives, you need it wrapped in a certain way for it to go.
00:35:59.000 It's not just going to be sitting in a truck and have a huge magnanimous kind of explosion.
00:36:04.000 Tate, are you an explosive vexer?
00:36:06.000 I've gotten that way a little bit just because of my work lately.
00:36:10.000 I've been going like...
00:36:12.000 How is this bomb wrapped?
00:36:13.000 How close can I get to that?
00:36:14.000 Like on Avengers, we had a lot of bombs going off down the middle of the street.
00:36:17.000 And so you had to get within a certain distance of it.
00:36:21.000 But then I found out about wraps and how they were...
00:36:25.000 How they really changed the nature of the explosion.
00:36:28.000 And I blew a couple things up when I was a kid, but I didn't really know much about it.
00:36:31.000 If that's what you're getting at, Brian.
00:36:33.000 No, I just like to...
00:36:33.000 You look like an explosive expert.
00:36:36.000 That's my beard.
00:36:37.000 Yeah, you do.
00:36:38.000 It's a weird thing, man.
00:36:40.000 It seems like every event that happens, no matter what it is, has a gang of conspiracy theories attached to it.
00:36:46.000 What do you think about the Batman thing?
00:36:48.000 Like when they're like, that kid's a broke college student, how do you get 30 grand worth of fucking equipment?
00:36:52.000 Student loans.
00:36:53.000 Student loans.
00:36:54.000 That cuts that one right out.
00:36:58.000 So government funded, you're saying?
00:37:00.000 You're saying it is government funded.
00:37:01.000 His therapist was not surprised.
00:37:03.000 That kid was apparently exhibiting some very troublesome issues.
00:37:07.000 I'm not buying the idea that you could program someone to do that without spending a fuckload of time with them.
00:37:13.000 I've heard that this kid was involved in an area that had something.
00:37:19.000 He was a fucking PhD student, right?
00:37:22.000 Wasn't he?
00:37:23.000 He was going to get a doctorate.
00:37:24.000 Yeah, this is a really brilliant kid who's worked really hard.
00:37:29.000 About the same age as the Columbine kids.
00:37:31.000 Well, those kids were a lot of that was linked to antidepressants, you know?
00:37:34.000 So, both in Colorado.
00:37:36.000 Yeah, it's true.
00:37:37.000 There's a lot of links here.
00:37:38.000 A lot of Christians in Colorado.
00:37:41.000 Yeah, there's a little of that.
00:37:42.000 A lot of wackiness.
00:37:43.000 Yeah, it's true.
00:37:44.000 A lot of people believe stories there.
00:37:46.000 Especially Colorado Springs.
00:37:47.000 Yep.
00:37:48.000 But there's also, like, not that much air.
00:37:50.000 Maybe that's not good for you.
00:37:52.000 My wife was pregnant up there, man.
00:37:54.000 It was fucking hard to watch her, man.
00:37:56.000 It's like she had the flu.
00:37:57.000 And then when she came back, when we moved back to California, boom!
00:38:01.000 Instantly, she was 50% better.
00:38:03.000 Really?
00:38:03.000 Yep.
00:38:04.000 Yeah, you're not really supposed to live where the air's that thin.
00:38:06.000 I can't imagine having a fucking baby, man.
00:38:08.000 That would be crazy.
00:38:09.000 Yeah, it's pretty fucking crazy.
00:38:11.000 Can you imagine carrying that in your own body?
00:38:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:13.000 Like the whole thing that women go through?
00:38:15.000 I thought you meant giving birth.
00:38:16.000 Well, that too.
00:38:17.000 You think you'd like to give birth?
00:38:19.000 I think it'd be sweet.
00:38:20.000 Can you imagine?
00:38:21.000 That would be the easy part.
00:38:22.000 Can you imagine having a human come out of you?
00:38:24.000 It's insane.
00:38:25.000 I've seen it happen twice.
00:38:28.000 It's the strangest thing ever, man.
00:38:30.000 It's the strangest thing ever.
00:38:31.000 But they have a lot of premature births in Colorado.
00:38:35.000 Because of that air.
00:38:36.000 I think it's one of the number one places in the country that has premature births.
00:38:39.000 Because there's no fucking air up there.
00:38:40.000 I hear the actresses do it in Hollywood a lot so that they don't get stretched out.
00:38:44.000 They get them a month or two before they're ready to pop and they just cut them out.
00:38:47.000 Who the fuck does that?
00:38:49.000 Explosive.
00:38:49.000 Who do you know?
00:38:50.000 You gotta stay hot.
00:38:51.000 Explosive.
00:38:52.000 That's so crazy.
00:38:53.000 That is so crazy.
00:38:55.000 Keep that body viable.
00:38:56.000 Well, some girls do get really bad stretch marks.
00:38:59.000 It's just genetics.
00:39:00.000 Some girls don't get nothing.
00:39:01.000 It's weird.
00:39:02.000 Some girls, they have one baby and you're done, son.
00:39:06.000 And they have them young.
00:39:07.000 Yeah, that can happen too.
00:39:09.000 Dude, we just got back from Louisiana.
00:39:11.000 Everybody's got a baby.
00:39:12.000 But everybody looks like they're 12 years old anyway.
00:39:14.000 It's like you're in 98% humidity all the fucking time.
00:39:18.000 It's like you're living in water almost, like in an aquarium.
00:39:21.000 It's just like a couple degrees off of the air just turning to water.
00:39:25.000 It's really good for your skin, right?
00:39:27.000 It's fucking crazy.
00:39:28.000 It feels great.
00:39:29.000 My joints felt great.
00:39:30.000 Really?
00:39:31.000 I got fucked shoulders and everything.
00:39:33.000 I felt good.
00:39:34.000 I worked out every day.
00:39:35.000 Everything felt awesome.
00:39:37.000 Wow.
00:39:37.000 Maybe we should move to Louisiana.
00:39:39.000 Test Squad Louisiana, you down?
00:39:40.000 No.
00:39:41.000 I don't think you want to.
00:39:42.000 Dude, New Orleans!
00:39:43.000 Don't you like Mardi Gras?
00:39:45.000 Hurricanes.
00:39:45.000 Good to visit.
00:39:46.000 Good to visit.
00:39:48.000 The zombies out there.
00:39:49.000 A lot of guys just murdering people right in front of the cops just for nothing.
00:39:53.000 They got a thing they call misdemeanor murder in the outside of Louisiana, or in Louisiana, outside of New Orleans.
00:40:03.000 They have so many people in jail.
00:40:05.000 That if they don't officially try you for something, if they don't officially charge you with something within 30 days, they have to release you.
00:40:12.000 So guys get arrested for murder, and they just can't get to them.
00:40:15.000 So they just let them out.
00:40:17.000 Because there's so many motherfuckers in jail.
00:40:19.000 That's crazy.
00:40:19.000 And so once they get used to popping people...
00:40:22.000 I might have butchered that thing, but I know that there's a term called misdemeanor murder.
00:40:26.000 I might have butchered whatever the actual reason they let them out so quickly is.
00:40:31.000 But they don't get charged.
00:40:33.000 They just...
00:40:33.000 It's nuts.
00:40:34.000 Oh, it's crazy.
00:40:35.000 It's crazy.
00:40:36.000 There was a lot of reports of really crazy shit going down in the days post-Katrina.
00:40:44.000 Right.
00:40:45.000 I bet.
00:40:46.000 The cops were just fucking jacking people everywhere, just taking people out.
00:40:51.000 There was all sorts of breaking in and looting and a lot of vigilantism.
00:40:56.000 I couldn't imagine.
00:40:56.000 You drive around Bourbon Street, drive around the French Quarter...
00:41:00.000 And it's like, it's kind of hazy.
00:41:02.000 You expect Jack the Ripper to come out from around the corner.
00:41:04.000 Like, that's where that motherfucker lives.
00:41:06.000 Like, anybody could get got there at any time, it feels like.
00:41:08.000 You should have a passport to go to New Orleans.
00:41:12.000 You really should.
00:41:13.000 But it's beautiful.
00:41:13.000 Everybody's...
00:41:14.000 Oh, it's amazing.
00:41:14.000 At the other time, everybody's so fucking sweet.
00:41:16.000 They're kind of, oh, honey, how you doing?
00:41:18.000 It's like, you can't walk down and everybody's going to smile at you, ask you how you're doing, and they're going to give a fuck.
00:41:22.000 They're going to be genuine.
00:41:23.000 It's...
00:41:24.000 Crazy friendly, too.
00:41:25.000 We had a great limo driver.
00:41:27.000 He was the shit, this guy.
00:41:29.000 He was really cool as fuck, man.
00:41:30.000 He took us around New Orleans.
00:41:32.000 He's from New Orleans.
00:41:33.000 He was telling us stories about the one time we moved out of New Orleans.
00:41:37.000 He came out of a store, and he's sitting there drinking a beer.
00:41:41.000 And the cop pulled up, and the cop's like, you want to tell us what you're doing?
00:41:45.000 I said, oh yeah, man, a friend's going to meet me, I'm just having a beer.
00:41:48.000 And he goes, are you really so fucking stupid that you're drinking this beer in front of me?
00:41:52.000 Like, he kept drinking it, and he's like, what the fuck is wrong?
00:41:55.000 Like, what's wrong?
00:41:56.000 He goes, where are you from?
00:41:57.000 And the guy goes, New Orleans.
00:41:59.000 And he goes, okay, let me tell you.
00:42:01.000 The way they do things down there, it's not like anywhere in the world.
00:42:04.000 You can't just, I'm telling you this because I know that you don't know because you're from New Orleans, and I've talked to people from New Orleans before.
00:42:10.000 I just gotta tell you, you're not allowed to drink in public.
00:42:12.000 Like, that's alien to them.
00:42:14.000 You could drink everywhere in New Orleans.
00:42:16.000 But really, that's the way it should be, man.
00:42:18.000 You should be able to drink anywhere.
00:42:20.000 You should be able to drink anywhere you want.
00:42:22.000 You have to have another house somewhere.
00:42:24.000 You have to have a house in a fucking cave somewhere.
00:42:26.000 Dude, if you don't have an idea about what life is like anywhere else, it's fucking...
00:42:30.000 I walk down Bourbon Street, I'm like, did they just get everybody fucked up at the Walmart and put them in too tight of clothes and then get a party bus and dump them all off here?
00:42:41.000 It's fucking nutty.
00:42:42.000 It's weird.
00:42:43.000 Yeah, a guy gave me a laser pointer.
00:42:45.000 He goes, man, I want you to have this.
00:42:47.000 I go, what is it?
00:42:48.000 It's a laser pointer.
00:42:49.000 I go, why do you want me to have it?
00:42:52.000 Man, I think you're cool, dude.
00:42:53.000 I want you to have my laser pointer.
00:42:55.000 Okay, thanks, man.
00:42:57.000 He just had to give me something.
00:42:58.000 He wanted to give me something.
00:42:59.000 Man, I fucking love you on that show.
00:43:01.000 Here's your laser pointer.
00:43:01.000 That's awesome.
00:43:02.000 It's like, this is so bizarre.
00:43:04.000 A laser pointer.
00:43:05.000 And everywhere you go, it's like, strip club bar, strip club bar, strip club bar.
00:43:10.000 Live sex show.
00:43:12.000 Live sex show advertised in the street.
00:43:14.000 Come on in.
00:43:15.000 Watch people fuck.
00:43:17.000 I didn't have the heart to go in.
00:43:18.000 I wanted to.
00:43:19.000 I wanted to.
00:43:20.000 And like 4% of me wanted...
00:43:21.000 And I'm like, I just can't do it.
00:43:22.000 I'll tell you what, dude.
00:43:23.000 It was a beautiful place to do stand-up comedy.
00:43:25.000 That is a beautiful place to do stand-up comedy.
00:43:27.000 I might have to type my next special.
00:43:29.000 After I release the Atlanta one, I might have to take my next one in New Orleans.
00:43:32.000 Do it early in the day or they'll be too fucked up.
00:43:34.000 No, man, I had a regular nighttime show.
00:43:37.000 It was great.
00:43:37.000 You know, every weekend they have a huge party.
00:43:39.000 Really?
00:43:40.000 Like they have a red dress run.
00:43:42.000 Everybody throws on a red dress and fucking runs like a fucking half mile.
00:43:46.000 But it's like a moving cocktail party, basically.
00:43:48.000 Happens in the morning, goes all the way to tonight.
00:43:51.000 Or they had a running of the bulls that I did.
00:43:53.000 It was awesome.
00:43:53.000 I put some videos on Facebook, but it was like all these roller derby girls from surrounding states will come there.
00:43:58.000 They'll all put on red.
00:44:00.000 Yeah, red, and they'll put horns on their helmets and shit, and they'll have wiffle ball bats, and they'll be the bulls of Pamplona, and they'll be beating motherfuckers.
00:44:07.000 Everybody's dressed in white.
00:44:08.000 I had on a tutu.
00:44:09.000 It was awesome.
00:44:11.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
00:44:12.000 Big beard, tutu.
00:44:13.000 That is so fun.
00:44:14.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
00:44:15.000 Anything for a party there, man.
00:44:17.000 I was in the strip bar and there's a fucking Mexican chick comes up and we're talking and she's like, yeah, I'm from Tucson originally, blah, blah, blah.
00:44:23.000 Cool, cool, cool.
00:44:24.000 It's just like everybody's twisted a little bit there.
00:44:26.000 And she goes, hey, I'm going to this, you want to come with me this weekend?
00:44:29.000 I'm going to go to this music festival that my best friend's band he's playing in.
00:44:32.000 I said, oh, awesome.
00:44:34.000 She's like, what kind of music do you like?
00:44:35.000 I'm like, you know, whatever.
00:44:36.000 and like usually with strippers it's like ACDC or Lil Wayne.
00:44:40.000 It's like something in that genre is what you're thinking.
00:44:43.000 And she's like, "Yeah, it's a neo-Nazi punk show." And I said, excuse me?
00:44:46.000 And she's like, it's a neo-Nazi punk show.
00:44:51.000 I'm like, your best friend's band?
00:44:52.000 And she's like, yeah.
00:44:53.000 And I'm like, and you're Mexican?
00:44:55.000 And she's like, yeah.
00:44:56.000 I'm like...
00:44:56.000 I'm too confused and there's no way I wouldn't get killed.
00:44:59.000 I'd hear one conversation and then it would be just like a boot party on me.
00:45:03.000 Like there'd be 15 little skinny dudes with fucking steel-toed boots kicking my face in.
00:45:09.000 These are confused folks.
00:45:11.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
00:45:12.000 Yeah, there's a lot of that going on in this country too.
00:45:14.000 They said that something like 50% of the country believes in the biblical tale of creation and that the earth is less than 10,000 years old.
00:45:24.000 50%.
00:45:24.000 I don't know how they estimate that.
00:45:26.000 That seems low.
00:45:30.000 They can't point to where a state is either.
00:45:31.000 Show us Florida.
00:45:32.000 They're like, I don't know.
00:45:34.000 Well, if I didn't fly around a lot, I might not know either.
00:45:37.000 I can't explain to you where the fuck South Dakota is.
00:45:40.000 You asked me to pinpoint that motherfucker.
00:45:41.000 It's right below North Dakota.
00:45:43.000 Yeah, but I wouldn't find that fucker either.
00:45:45.000 I don't know where that shit is.
00:45:46.000 I barely know where Ohio is, and I love Ohio.
00:45:49.000 But places that I don't go to, shit, I don't know.
00:45:51.000 I don't know where the fuck they are.
00:45:54.000 Where's Wyoming?
00:45:56.000 Where the fuck is that?
00:45:57.000 North.
00:45:58.000 Yeah, but try to find it.
00:46:00.000 I'm the same way.
00:46:00.000 There's only a few places.
00:46:01.000 Yeah, there's places that I've never been.
00:46:03.000 Like, Wyoming's one of them.
00:46:05.000 Montana's another one.
00:46:06.000 I don't know where the fuck they are, man.
00:46:07.000 I'd like to go there, but I don't want to stay there very fucking long.
00:46:10.000 It seems desolate.
00:46:11.000 Montana's beautiful.
00:46:12.000 I'm going hunting in Montana.
00:46:13.000 Really?
00:46:14.000 For what?
00:46:14.000 Me and Brian Callen.
00:46:15.000 We're going hunting for deer with this guy, Steve Ranella.
00:46:19.000 He's the author of this show, The Meat Eater.
00:46:22.000 And I've been wanting to go hunting forever.
00:46:24.000 I've been saying I want to do it for years to the point where people are getting annoyed at me for saying it.
00:46:28.000 But it's true.
00:46:29.000 I'm like, look, I eat meat.
00:46:30.000 I should be responsible for killing at least one animal that I eat, you know?
00:46:35.000 You never killed an animal?
00:46:37.000 No, just fish.
00:46:38.000 Crazy.
00:46:38.000 Never killed an animal.
00:46:39.000 Yeah.
00:46:39.000 We grew up, that's all, yeah, that's all we did.
00:46:42.000 Just murdering puppies and shit.
00:46:44.000 Yeah, we just killed, my first kill was a Doberman.
00:46:47.000 So...
00:46:48.000 You killed a topo?
00:46:49.000 By rape.
00:46:50.000 By rape.
00:46:52.000 No, but everybody in Michigan, we grew up hunting deer, shooting deer.
00:46:55.000 Yeah, there's so many in Michigan.
00:46:56.000 I mean, fuck, I've got friends that we would stop, like straight hillbillies, man, and they'd stop on the side of the road because there's deer that get hit by cars all the time.
00:47:03.000 They're good.
00:47:03.000 They're steady killing people.
00:47:04.000 They'll jump out.
00:47:05.000 If the guts aren't exploded, they'll go gut them.
00:47:08.000 Take out their heart, tenderloins, and then bounce.
00:47:10.000 Yeah, that's what a lot of people do.
00:47:12.000 Crazy.
00:47:12.000 But it's a food source.
00:47:14.000 This Steve Rinella guy, on one of his shows, they found a good deer that was shot and killed.
00:47:20.000 And the only thing that was taken was the back straps.
00:47:22.000 That's it.
00:47:23.000 They just took the back straps and left the rest of the body.
00:47:26.000 And I'm like, wow, that's kind of fucking crazy.
00:47:28.000 Best part of the deer.
00:47:28.000 It's the best part of the deer, but that's really ruthless.
00:47:31.000 That's fucked up.
00:47:33.000 You know, just drag it to a butcher shop, you lazy bitch.
00:47:36.000 You know, venison sausage is delicious.
00:47:38.000 Dude, the whole thing is rad.
00:47:39.000 I would take that shit, like, right when I'd shoot a deer, just because the people that I'd hunt with, if you left it there, like, you didn't drag it all the way back to camp, hang it up, skin it and all that yet, they'd go and steal your heart and back straps.
00:47:51.000 They'd steal all the tenderloins, they'd steal all the best parts, all the best cuts of the meat.
00:47:54.000 Really?
00:47:55.000 Yeah.
00:47:56.000 That's fucked up.
00:47:57.000 Wow.
00:47:57.000 Rude, bitches.
00:47:58.000 Fucking deer ass.
00:47:58.000 Yeah, apparently it's common that people find a deer that someone shot but couldn't find.
00:48:03.000 Because a lot of times you find them, the blood trails get out, so people will put their own tag on it and pretend they killed it.
00:48:09.000 Dude, I've hit a deer with a.30-06 right through the heart, like found it later, obliterates the heart.
00:48:15.000 One shot, runs 250 yards.
00:48:19.000 You know what I mean?
00:48:20.000 It's like a gut shot deer or something like that.
00:48:22.000 They go fucking...
00:48:23.000 And then people go to find them too soon and then they jump them and they'll just keep running and you'll never get that deer.
00:48:28.000 Did you see these photos of Matt Hughes in Africa?
00:48:31.000 He went on an African safari and killed everything in Africa and took pictures of it and put it on Facebook or something like that or his website and there's just this crazy reaction to it.
00:48:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:45.000 Yeah, and there's this, you know, people are really mad at them.
00:48:50.000 It's kind of a funny situation with those, killing those animals that you don't eat, because although there's something fucked up about killing an animal and not eating it, period.
00:49:00.000 But then they do donate the money, or they do donate the food, rather, to tribes who need it.
00:49:05.000 And so the food does get used.
00:49:08.000 That's true.
00:49:09.000 That's a good point.
00:49:09.000 You know what I mean?
00:49:10.000 He didn't shoot any tigers.
00:49:12.000 He only shot antelopes and stuff like that.
00:49:14.000 And zebras.
00:49:15.000 Yeah, his son shot a zebra.
00:49:16.000 Here's the photos.
00:49:17.000 That's kind of crazy, though.
00:49:19.000 But here's the other part of it.
00:49:22.000 When you go on these hunts, which is essentially like hunting in a fucking zoo.
00:49:27.000 It's like a wildlife preserve.
00:49:29.000 When you go on these hunts, the money goes to conservation.
00:49:34.000 So it actually helps these animals stay, like, maintained.
00:49:39.000 Right.
00:49:39.000 Because otherwise, poachers, and there'd be no way to stop all the people from, you know, going after animals that they can profit from, like rhinos and shit like that.
00:49:48.000 Or essentially, zebra.
00:49:49.000 Yeah.
00:49:49.000 They've essentially made rhinos almost extinct.
00:49:51.000 Like, some rhinos are extinct, and they've gotten extinct in our lifetime.
00:49:54.000 So this...
00:49:56.000 Controlled hunting actually keeps a lot of those animals alive, so it's really ironic.
00:50:00.000 There's two parts of that, though, for me.
00:50:01.000 Like, I go, if you really care about the animals, then just give them your fucking money.
00:50:05.000 You know what I mean?
00:50:06.000 Like, donate some fucking money then, dickhead.
00:50:08.000 Well, that's the other thing is that, no, you actually have to kill some of them.
00:50:12.000 But in Michigan, that's so true.
00:50:13.000 You get lie disease and shit like that.
00:50:15.000 Like, the animals will start to disease themselves if they're overpopulated.
00:50:19.000 Yeah.
00:50:20.000 And so the DNR goes and they count them and they know what's happening and they issue so many permits or whatever.
00:50:25.000 But I don't think that's happening with...
00:50:26.000 I mean, maybe it is.
00:50:27.000 I don't know what the Conservancy is in Africa.
00:50:29.000 But, you know, in places like that, do you need to kill that many of them?
00:50:33.000 I think they do in certain areas.
00:50:35.000 You have to make...
00:50:35.000 Look, unless you have an abundance of cats...
00:50:39.000 You're gonna have to have something that controls the population, and they don't want to have an abundance of cats.
00:50:43.000 That's dangerous as fuck.
00:50:45.000 So in these wildlife preserves, I'm pretty sure they have to kill a lot of them.
00:50:49.000 I think they have to do it, unless they're fucking around where there's lions and tigers and zebra.
00:50:54.000 Yeah, right?
00:50:55.000 I think we do.
00:50:56.000 Not enough.
00:50:57.000 Not enough.
00:50:58.000 We got a sick gene pool.
00:51:00.000 Yeah, it's a little bit broken.
00:51:02.000 But, again, it's a little bit broken when you think about the fact there's 300 plus million of us just in this spot.
00:51:08.000 I think if you look at us worldwide, I mean, it's pretty astonishing, like, person to person, how good we have it here in the United States.
00:51:14.000 I think we're going to get better.
00:51:15.000 Yeah, we are getting better.
00:51:16.000 I mean, we're moving up.
00:51:17.000 Like, when I talk, like, I don't know, I talk a lot about, like...
00:51:20.000 Lately, I'm doing this thing, this Whole Life Challenge.
00:51:22.000 What is that?
00:51:23.000 It's like this thing off this website, wholelifechallenge.com.
00:51:27.000 We started it down at a place I work out here called CrossFit LA in Santa Monica.
00:51:32.000 Three years ago, I guess.
00:51:33.000 This is the third year.
00:51:35.000 And it started with like 40 people doing it, and now there's like 9,000 people doing it, but it's an accountability program that speaks to nutrition, mobility, exercise, consciousness, what your daily life is like, learning something new this week, kind of a holistic look at your life, you know, and just kind of tightening the game of like whatever it is for you.
00:51:57.000 Part of the thing, like last week, was find out you can't eat anything fried in canola oil.
00:52:02.000 You can only eat basically a paleo-ish diet, like no dairy, no artificial sweeteners, all that kind of stuff.
00:52:09.000 And so you'd have a lot of conversations if you go out to dinner.
00:52:14.000 What are your sweet potato fries fried in or whatever?
00:52:16.000 If it's canola oil, no good.
00:52:19.000 Duck fat would be awesome.
00:52:21.000 Grape seed oil, awesome.
00:52:22.000 But...
00:52:24.000 You know, so shit like that, but doing it for the last three years and talking to people, and I talk to people about diet and nutrition a whole bunch, people are hip to it now.
00:52:32.000 Whereas before, like three years ago, people were like, motherfucker, he's a pain in my ass.
00:52:37.000 And now people are like, oh yeah, this is gluten-free, and this is, is your chorizo made with any kind of wheat or any kind of sugars?
00:52:45.000 No, no, we make it in the back, and da-da-da.
00:52:47.000 It's fucking rad, the conversations.
00:52:49.000 There does seem to be a coming together of all these things.
00:52:52.000 Well, definitely we're being more informed about diet.
00:52:55.000 And that's the internet.
00:52:55.000 Gluten-free.
00:52:56.000 Yeah, that is the internet.
00:52:57.000 100% right.
00:52:58.000 Gluten-free.
00:52:59.000 Nobody was fucking gluten-free just 10 years ago.
00:53:01.000 I never heard that shit.
00:53:02.000 No way.
00:53:02.000 That was really rare to hear.
00:53:04.000 Now I can order a pizza on my phone.
00:53:07.000 Yeah, everything is fucking gluten-free.
00:53:09.000 Everywhere you go, it's weird.
00:53:10.000 Well, we're realizing the impact nutrition has on the real realistic impact it has on your health.
00:53:18.000 When you see someone who eats healthy and you see someone who doesn't and you see the difference, it's pretty palpable.
00:53:23.000 There's no getting around it.
00:53:24.000 And when you try it yourself and you realize how much better you feel and you start...
00:53:31.000 I do kale shakes every morning.
00:53:33.000 I have this thing that I'm doing and now I got a lot of people doing it because they I can't tell you how many people that are running to.
00:53:40.000 You do a Gooser?
00:53:40.000 Yeah, well, Blender.
00:53:41.000 Okay.
00:53:42.000 I've got a Vitamix.
00:53:43.000 The Blendtec is supposed to be the shit.
00:53:45.000 They actually blended an iPhone in it.
00:53:48.000 Blendtec?
00:53:48.000 Yeah, check it.
00:53:49.000 Yeah, there's a video.
00:53:50.000 Go Google it, because it's ridiculous.
00:53:53.000 They blended a fucking...
00:53:54.000 This blender is so bad, they blended a phone.
00:53:57.000 I mean, it's a blender that can blend other blenders.
00:53:59.000 It's ridiculous.
00:54:00.000 And the idea is that it makes these smoothies, because it cuts through ice like butter.
00:54:05.000 So my friend's into the Goosin'.
00:54:07.000 He loves it, but he says there's different kinds of juicers, and one that heats it up, and then that ruins all the nutrients.
00:54:15.000 And so there's like cold juicing or something like that.
00:54:18.000 Cold pressing is good, but I'm not talking about juicing.
00:54:20.000 I'm talking about making smoothies out of shit.
00:54:23.000 You eat all, the whole food, not just the juice.
00:54:26.000 Check this Blendtec shit out.
00:54:28.000 You got half a screen, son.
00:54:29.000 There it goes.
00:54:33.000 Look at this dork.
00:54:34.000 Check this shit out.
00:54:36.000 I don't know why there's no sound.
00:54:39.000 God damn it, Brian.
00:54:40.000 Oh, because you got the sound off?
00:54:44.000 It's not working.
00:54:45.000 This is my favorite sticker over here.
00:54:47.000 Oh, Brian.
00:54:49.000 That gets said a lot.
00:54:52.000 Why is there no volume?
00:54:53.000 I don't know.
00:54:55.000 Figure it out, bitch.
00:54:58.000 That's weird.
00:55:00.000 I can't believe you're talking about the Galaxy's better than the iPhone, huh?
00:55:04.000 It's better looking.
00:55:05.000 To me, for going online and looking at stuff.
00:55:09.000 Same kind of strip screen.
00:55:10.000 For looking at Twitter.
00:55:11.000 Yeah, it's all touchscreen.
00:55:12.000 It's beautiful.
00:55:13.000 I'd like that to be bigger because I have fucking fingers like toes.
00:55:16.000 Exactly.
00:55:17.000 Me too.
00:55:17.000 Watch this.
00:55:18.000 He's going to blend a fucking phone.
00:55:20.000 This is crazy shit, man.
00:55:21.000 Watch this.
00:55:22.000 He better drink it.
00:55:23.000 Watch this shit.
00:55:28.000 Do it, bitch.
00:55:28.000 Hit the button.
00:55:29.000 Stop talking.
00:55:30.000 Watch this.
00:55:31.000 Look at that.
00:55:33.000 He blended a fucking phone into powder.
00:55:38.000 It was a 4S, so it doesn't make me sad.
00:55:41.000 But dude, how incredible is that?
00:55:43.000 That blender blended a fucking phone into powder.
00:55:46.000 Look at that shit.
00:55:47.000 That's gross.
00:55:48.000 That's insane.
00:55:49.000 Can you imagine drinking that?
00:55:50.000 How smart would you be?
00:55:51.000 Not that smart.
00:55:53.000 Put a little almond milk in that.
00:55:54.000 Oh, God.
00:55:54.000 Look at these.
00:55:55.000 I bet that's toxic as fuck.
00:55:57.000 Ugh.
00:55:58.000 Dude, he shouldn't be inhaling that, right?
00:55:59.000 Look at that!
00:56:00.000 Look what that became.
00:56:01.000 That's amazing.
00:56:02.000 That's insane.
00:56:03.000 You know what?
00:56:03.000 That's what the universe is going to do to your iPhone anyway.
00:56:05.000 That right there is a perfect description why we can't find shit from advanced civilizations from 15, 20,000 years ago.
00:56:12.000 It's called the Sahara.
00:56:13.000 Yeah.
00:56:13.000 It's called the eraser of the world, which is glaciers.
00:56:17.000 Glaciers are like set up as like if the world was an etch-a-sketch.
00:56:21.000 Glaciers are the big shake.
00:56:23.000 Because they come down and they literally smush everything in their place.
00:56:28.000 When you're dealing with a glacier, a lot of people think, oh, well, it's ice and the ice is...
00:56:32.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:33.000 It's a mile-high motherfucking mountain of ice that's moving.
00:56:39.000 And it only moves like a little bit every year.
00:56:41.000 But it crushes everything in front of it.
00:56:44.000 It's hard to think about how big that is, a mile-high.
00:56:46.000 Well, North America was covered in a glacier that was a mile-high just 10,000 years ago.
00:56:53.000 Just 10,000 years ago.
00:56:54.000 They talk about they had sea fish that they find skeletons of in Denver, which is a mile high already, and that was under the sea?
00:57:01.000 Yeah.
00:57:02.000 What the fuck, man?
00:57:03.000 They found Lake Ontario.
00:57:07.000 We were in Toronto this past weekend, and you fly over it.
00:57:11.000 I've only flown over the Great Lakes a couple of times, so you really get to look at it.
00:57:15.000 You're like, why am I at the ocean?
00:57:16.000 How is this the ocean in the middle of the country?
00:57:20.000 But it's an ocean.
00:57:20.000 You can call it a lake all you want.
00:57:22.000 That fucking thing is huge.
00:57:24.000 And that's not even the biggest one.
00:57:26.000 There's way bigger ones.
00:57:28.000 There's giant ass lakes.
00:57:29.000 And what those are is they used to be glaciers.
00:57:32.000 And they melted.
00:57:33.000 I mean, you wrap your head around it.
00:57:35.000 It really hurts.
00:57:36.000 It hurts to think that this spot wasn't even livable.
00:57:40.000 Well, and when you think about all of humanity and how long...
00:57:44.000 We're a blip.
00:57:45.000 Yeah, we're nothing.
00:57:45.000 This isn't going to last.
00:57:46.000 But we're so clinging to our house on the Malibu beach.
00:57:49.000 This is here forever.
00:57:51.000 This is a family heirloom.
00:57:52.000 You're on the most unstable part of the world.
00:57:55.000 Or where we think it's going.
00:57:58.000 It's going to be covered in ice.
00:58:00.000 The whole thing's going to cover again.
00:58:01.000 The whole world is constantly rolling like that.
00:58:04.000 Did you hear about that kid?
00:58:05.000 The climate shifts.
00:58:06.000 No, not the kid.
00:58:06.000 The polar bear?
00:58:07.000 Yeah.
00:58:08.000 Came off of a cap in Greenland, I believe, and fucking floated to Iceland and took out a troop of fucking Boy Scouts.
00:58:15.000 What?
00:58:16.000 The fucking polar bear on a fucking ice cap that breaks off.
00:58:21.000 He's fucked.
00:58:22.000 He floats.
00:58:22.000 He's at sea for God knows how long.
00:58:24.000 And he comes up on some fucking Boy Scouts and killed like, I don't know, 12 of them or something like that.
00:58:29.000 He wiped them out.
00:58:30.000 Crazy.
00:58:31.000 When did this happen?
00:58:32.000 I think last year.
00:58:34.000 I just had a friend that did a show in Iceland and they're like, it's crazy.
00:58:38.000 That's a beautiful spot.
00:58:39.000 I'd love to go there.
00:58:40.000 Yeah, Iceland's amazing, but fuck polar bears.
00:58:43.000 Man, they're trippy.
00:58:44.000 That's scary.
00:58:45.000 They come out like crocodiles or like great whites, like a predator.
00:58:48.000 They come out as a predator.
00:58:49.000 Do you remember when we were in Denver?
00:58:51.000 And one of the times we were in Denver, there was a guy, I think you were there, he came down to the show.
00:58:56.000 He's a local comic, and he's also, forgive me, I forget the guy's name.
00:59:01.000 He's Fitzgerald?
00:59:03.000 Kevin Fitzgerald?
00:59:04.000 I think that's it.
00:59:05.000 He's also a veterinarian.
00:59:08.000 So he was talking to us about like little baby polar bears.
00:59:10.000 They come out, he said like aliens.
00:59:12.000 Like the movie The Alien.
00:59:13.000 They come out like...
00:59:14.000 Just trying to chew.
00:59:17.000 Full teeth.
00:59:18.000 Yeah, full teeth.
00:59:20.000 It's crazy, dude.
00:59:21.000 It's a tough world they live in, man.
00:59:23.000 Just on the LA News, there was like a mile out.
00:59:27.000 It wasn't even that far out off of Santa Monica.
00:59:29.000 There was like a 30-foot Great White.
00:59:32.000 Jesus.
00:59:33.000 I see babies a lot out in the bay, like out at Point Doom and shit when we go surfing.
00:59:38.000 But they're babies.
00:59:41.000 They're 5 feet or 8 feet would be a bigger one.
00:59:44.000 But a fucking 30-foot Great White, fuck you.
00:59:46.000 You know, they said that off of Malibu is one of the richest breeding grounds for great whites in the country.
00:59:51.000 That's where they drop them all.
00:59:51.000 Yeah.
00:59:51.000 My friend was out, dude, he went out to the end of Point Doom, and he says a little five-footer, it hit his board, like, didn't quite hit his board, but the tail slap fucking blew him, like, it's crazy, dude.
01:00:03.000 Dude, that's so scary.
01:00:04.000 You think of a little one, it's five feet long, but, like, how big that is and how much force, it's just a pure muscle.
01:00:09.000 It'll still kill you, yeah.
01:00:10.000 A little one will kill you.
01:00:11.000 A little one will kill you just as easy as a pit bull could kill you.
01:00:13.000 Yep.
01:00:14.000 Yeah, that thing will kill you.
01:00:15.000 Amazing.
01:00:16.000 They're so terrifying, man.
01:00:18.000 So scary.
01:00:19.000 It's like you're out there in the water.
01:00:21.000 The first time I ever went surfing, dude's like, big sea lions come up.
01:00:25.000 They look like a huge fucking rottweiler.
01:00:28.000 And they make noise and shit, claws and teeth.
01:00:30.000 And you're like, holy fuck.
01:00:31.000 And then you see little porpoises or dolphins or whatever the fuck they are out there.
01:00:35.000 And I'm like, this is fucking rad.
01:00:37.000 I'm just sitting out there looking.
01:00:38.000 He's like, yeah, how does it feel to be in the middle of the food chain now?
01:00:40.000 I'm like...
01:00:41.000 Dude, if a bunch of fucking salmon came up and just started fucking attacking me, I would drown.
01:00:46.000 Like, I'm not in the middle.
01:00:47.000 I'm way at the fucking bottom.
01:00:49.000 If a bunch of crabs came up and just annoyed me enough to where I fell off this board, I would drown in time and they would all eat me.
01:00:55.000 Like, there's no chance I'm in the middle.
01:00:57.000 Yeah, if salmon were trying to jack you and knock you off that board, you wouldn't be able to stop them.
01:01:01.000 You'd be done.
01:01:01.000 A bunch of tuna came up and fucking walked.
01:01:03.000 You'd be fucked.
01:01:04.000 Yeah, tunas are big, man.
01:01:05.000 And then you think about what eats the sea lion.
01:01:08.000 Yeah.
01:01:09.000 Because those are big, scary motherfuckers.
01:01:11.000 Sharks love them.
01:01:12.000 They yum, yum, yum.
01:01:12.000 And they drop tons of great whites in there all the time.
01:01:17.000 Oh, yeah.
01:01:18.000 I don't get the surfing thing.
01:01:19.000 I'm sure it's fantastic.
01:01:20.000 I might surf.
01:01:21.000 Maybe I would surf at that indoor place in Abu Dhabi.
01:01:24.000 I think they got like an indoor place.
01:01:25.000 I'm sure they do.
01:01:26.000 Or Dubai, one of those places.
01:01:28.000 You know, I'm going to play a Taliban guy, I think.
01:01:30.000 Yeah?
01:01:31.000 You a little worried about that, man?
01:01:33.000 No, I'm good.
01:01:33.000 It better not be like this fucking Is Innocence of Muslims video.
01:01:39.000 That movie that's out?
01:01:40.000 Uh-uh.
01:01:40.000 You know what's going on with that?
01:01:42.000 Uh-uh.
01:01:42.000 You don't know?
01:01:42.000 No.
01:01:43.000 Oh, my God.
01:01:43.000 I'm sorry, but I don't even know how bad Clint Eastwood fucked up.
01:01:47.000 What did he do with the GOP? Forget him.
01:01:49.000 A guy made a movie with a bunch of white people with blackface on, playing Muslims, and made it about Muhammad, and Muhammad being like a pedophile, and it's like, Really blasphemous.
01:01:59.000 So because of that, there was attacks on American embassies.
01:02:02.000 The American embassy in Libya got attacked.
01:02:04.000 That was what it was from?
01:02:05.000 On September 11th.
01:02:07.000 And this one guy who was the American ambassador for Libya was killed in a rocket attack.
01:02:15.000 And then there's riots all over the world and YouTube was cut off by Iran and all these different places online where you could get this.
01:02:24.000 They were all cut out like you can't get to it online because there's so much dissent and so much revolt.
01:02:30.000 Over a video that one guy made.
01:02:33.000 Think about the fact that if you're being conservative, would you say 150,000 Iraqi civilians died because of the American attack?
01:02:44.000 That's being really nice.
01:02:46.000 It's probably way more than that.
01:02:47.000 Some people estimate it's as much as a million.
01:02:49.000 So let's say it's 100,000.
01:02:51.000 Let's be real nice.
01:02:53.000 They're freaking out about a bad movie, but they're not freaking out about 100,000 people being murdered.
01:03:03.000 Right.
01:03:04.000 I mean, this movie, all these drone attacks that kill Pakistani soldiers.
01:03:08.000 That's how crazy people are about their mythology.
01:03:10.000 Yeah, it's insane.
01:03:11.000 If you find the video, Brian, show some of the video of it because it does look almost that bad.
01:03:18.000 And then the other thing is that people think, the people inclined to conspiracy think that this was all done by the CIA and that they're trying to get us ready for this war.
01:03:28.000 It doesn't come up on September 11th just because.
01:03:30.000 Exactly.
01:03:30.000 They're trying to get us ready for this war in Iran.
01:03:36.000 get the process moving along is to have these people revolt.
01:03:39.000 So they made this movie and apparently the movie was made and then they dubbed different lines into the people's mouths.
01:03:45.000 Like the woman said, that's not my voice and the actress who's playing the woman, she said, I never said those things.
01:03:50.000 They dubbed those things in afterwards, which also sounds like something the CIA would do.
01:03:54.000 Just get you to act in one thing and then make it like fucking ridiculously inflammatory.
01:03:59.000 Attach you to it.
01:04:00.000 Send you out there.
01:04:01.000 Boom, you got a movie.
01:04:02.000 The guy who was the person who made the movie is apparently the same guy who was burning the Quran.
01:04:09.000 He was involved in doing some shit with the Quran.
01:04:15.000 Is this it?
01:04:15.000 Shut up, Rustem!
01:04:18.000 Is this the movie?
01:04:19.000 I don't know.
01:04:19.000 I've never seen it before.
01:04:24.000 Oh my god, that is the movie?
01:04:26.000 Look at his face.
01:04:28.000 This can't be real.
01:04:31.000 Look how brown his face is.
01:04:34.000 Look, they didn't brown his neck.
01:04:39.000 Oh my god.
01:04:43.000 This is the worst movie that's ever been made.
01:04:49.000 Look at his beard.
01:04:50.000 A battle axe.
01:04:51.000 Yo, look at his beard, man.
01:04:52.000 That is crazy.
01:04:54.000 That's no beard.
01:04:55.000 That's the best beard ever.
01:04:56.000 That's the best fake beard ever, because they didn't even try.
01:05:00.000 Look at his fake beard.
01:05:02.000 These motherfuckers have Halloween beards on.
01:05:05.000 Set the place on fire.
01:05:06.000 Oh, no!
01:05:09.000 Look at his beard, dude.
01:05:11.000 Look at that beard.
01:05:12.000 Holy fuck.
01:05:14.000 Oh my god, he just...
01:05:16.000 She had a cross on.
01:05:17.000 He had to do it.
01:05:18.000 Yeah, he just attacked this hot chick with a battle axe because she had a cross on.
01:05:22.000 She's on mice.
01:05:23.000 Whoa.
01:05:24.000 What country are we in there?
01:05:26.000 This is an unbelievably bad movie.
01:05:27.000 Because that was the hottest Arabic chick I ever saw.
01:05:29.000 I know.
01:05:29.000 She wasn't.
01:05:30.000 Yeah, she was a Christian though.
01:05:32.000 That's why she's super hot.
01:05:33.000 I can't forgive that.
01:05:35.000 That was the worst movie ever.
01:05:37.000 Just that scene.
01:05:38.000 I couldn't...
01:05:38.000 Even if for the rest of the movie was like, you know...
01:05:42.000 Team America was more realistic.
01:05:44.000 Yeah, that was one of the worst movies of all time.
01:05:45.000 If the rest of the movie was Apocalypse Now, that movie still sucks.
01:05:49.000 You know, you can't have a scene that bad ever in a movie.
01:05:53.000 If I saw that in the best movie ever, if that was like five minutes of American Werewolf in London, you'd be like, what the fuck am I watching?
01:06:03.000 What the fuck kind of piece of shit movie is this?
01:06:05.000 There's levels.
01:06:06.000 And that motherfucker who made that movie is no Stanley Kubrick.
01:06:10.000 That's all I'm saying.
01:06:11.000 The fucking guy had brown face only on his face and not on his neck.
01:06:15.000 This is a movie, Tate Fletcher.
01:06:16.000 No attention to excellence.
01:06:17.000 Tate Fletcher, this shit is not real.
01:06:19.000 This is a goddamn movie.
01:06:20.000 We're living in a movie.
01:06:21.000 We're in a simulation.
01:06:22.000 Shit like this is just little pieces of evidence that's allowing us to wake up and realize this is not real.
01:06:28.000 It's not real, Tate.
01:06:30.000 It's not real.
01:06:30.000 But this coffee's real good, man.
01:06:31.000 Dude, this coffee's amazing.
01:06:32.000 So how do you actually do it?
01:06:34.000 You said it was like butter and...
01:06:36.000 It's bulletproof coffee.
01:06:37.000 If you want a full explanation, you gotta go to bulletproofexec.com.
01:06:42.000 That guy's going to be on the podcast in a couple weeks.
01:06:44.000 It's delicious.
01:06:45.000 His name is Dave Asprey.
01:06:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:06:47.000 You're going to have him here.
01:06:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:06:48.000 He's going to be here on the...
01:06:49.000 Dude, that's fucking wicked.
01:06:50.000 I'm such a fan.
01:06:51.000 Everything I tag is butter or bulletproof or fucking...
01:06:53.000 I love the fucking guy.
01:06:54.000 I'm all over his shit.
01:06:56.000 Yeah.
01:06:56.000 He...
01:06:57.000 I don't know.
01:06:58.000 There's him in conjunction with the dude that wrote The Primal Diet, this guy Mark Sisson, who you should have him on.
01:07:05.000 He's badass.
01:07:06.000 I would love to.
01:07:06.000 We had Rob Wolf on.
01:07:08.000 Rob's a good dude, huh?
01:07:09.000 He worked out at my gym for a while.
01:07:10.000 He was at Undisputed when he was in Santa Fe.
01:07:12.000 His old lady was finishing up a program there.
01:07:14.000 You tried to get me to go from kale shakes to bacon and eggs.
01:07:16.000 I tried it for a little while.
01:07:17.000 Seems like a good idea.
01:07:19.000 It is a good idea.
01:07:20.000 No, it doesn't give you the same.
01:07:21.000 It's all this, baby.
01:07:22.000 Yes.
01:07:22.000 It doesn't give you the same amount of energy.
01:07:24.000 It's a totally different experience.
01:07:25.000 It tastes good.
01:07:26.000 You throw in a little bit of Bulletproof coffee and you'll have that same energy all day long, son.
01:07:30.000 Ridiculous.
01:07:30.000 No, you gotta try this.
01:07:32.000 Gotta keep drinking it all day.
01:07:33.000 It's caffeine.
01:07:34.000 What's wrong with that?
01:07:35.000 What's wrong with that?
01:07:36.000 Then you crashed.
01:07:37.000 At the end of the day.
01:07:38.000 No, you do not.
01:07:39.000 You know when you crash?
01:07:40.000 When it's time to go to sleep.
01:07:41.000 And you know what I want to do at that time?
01:07:43.000 I want to crash.
01:07:45.000 You just switched to Jack Daniels.
01:07:46.000 Off the butter coffee.
01:07:47.000 What evidence is there that coffee actually is bad for you?
01:07:50.000 Is there any?
01:07:50.000 I mean, I know that if you go too hard, it fucks your adrenals up, right?
01:07:54.000 Here's the deal.
01:07:54.000 And you'll talk to Dave a lot about it, but he talks about the mycotoxins, the oxytoxins that are all in the blends of coffee.
01:08:00.000 And molds attached to coffee beans all the time.
01:08:03.000 And so especially if you're getting them from Starbucks or places like that, like you ever drink a cup of coffee and then all of a sudden you feel like kind of down?
01:08:09.000 Because you're poisoning yourself.
01:08:12.000 And so you want to be really careful about where you get your coffee from.
01:08:14.000 So I only drink single origin coffee.
01:08:17.000 That you know it comes from a small farm somewhere and you want to really...
01:08:20.000 You become a geek.
01:08:21.000 Dude, I've had coffee before and then I get sleepy.
01:08:23.000 Yeah.
01:08:24.000 What is that from?
01:08:25.000 A lot of people who have ADD also, you get that though.
01:08:28.000 Boom.
01:08:29.000 I know I got that shit.
01:08:30.000 It's the mold that is attached to the coffee.
01:08:32.000 Really?
01:08:32.000 So Dave Asprey talks a lot about it.
01:08:34.000 Has this been proven?
01:08:36.000 I don't know.
01:08:37.000 He's a scientist geek.
01:08:39.000 I saw that on his website where he was like, coffee must be mold free.
01:08:43.000 All I know is that I changed it and this is all I do.
01:08:49.000 It's a tremendous difference.
01:08:51.000 It's a thousand percent difference.
01:08:52.000 So it's called single origin?
01:08:54.000 If you get a single origin coffee, which just means that you get it from the same farm...
01:08:57.000 If you have a blend or a decaf coffee, your chances of it being mold infested are through the fucking roof.
01:09:03.000 Like 98%.
01:09:04.000 If you go to Bulletproof Exec, he's got an article called Why Bad Coffee Makes You Weak.
01:09:12.000 So he elaborates on what he tells us.
01:09:14.000 He even talks about how to get stronger from just drinking coffee.
01:09:18.000 Well, if you don't like the taste of bad coffee, the same reason why you don't like the taste of gasoline, your body's telling you it's toxic.
01:09:25.000 The data on coffee consumption goes back and forth.
01:09:27.000 Some studies show health benefits while others show negative outcomes.
01:09:30.000 This might seem confusing, but the simple reason is this.
01:09:32.000 Bad coffee is good for you.
01:09:34.000 Oh, bad coffee is bad for you, and scientists suck at differentiating types of coffee when they run studies on coffee.
01:09:41.000 So there's scientific tests that have no science because there's no static model.
01:09:46.000 So you say my Trent of iced coffee that I drink every day from Starbucks is killing me?
01:09:50.000 You're probably poisoning yourself.
01:09:51.000 Really?
01:09:52.000 Yeah.
01:09:52.000 As much as it is when you eat gluten.
01:09:54.000 I've never heard this before, and I can't wait to talk to him about this on the podcast.
01:09:58.000 This is nuts.
01:09:59.000 He's fascinating, dude.
01:10:00.000 He biohacked his whole body.
01:10:02.000 He talks about that he went up 20 IQ points.
01:10:04.000 He lost 150 pounds or something.
01:10:06.000 How did he biohack his body?
01:10:07.000 He's an analyst, a securities analyst in San Fran for a while, and he's like, I just went into all the different facets of my body.
01:10:13.000 I thought about how nutrition is affecting me and bringing me towards a pharmaceutical answer.
01:10:19.000 And so he says, I wanted to get optimized in every aspect of my life.
01:10:22.000 And he just looked at nutrition and movement.
01:10:26.000 He even sells one of those machines.
01:10:27.000 The first time I ever heard of it was Diego Sanchez when he was just off the Ultimate Fighter.
01:10:31.000 And it's one of those vibrating...
01:10:32.000 I got one of those.
01:10:33.000 And he swears about it.
01:10:35.000 He's got one that he's making that he's making available, like, I don't know, $1,500.
01:10:39.000 Something that's doable for the public.
01:10:41.000 Because they were like $12,000 or something.
01:10:43.000 Yeah, they're expensive.
01:10:43.000 But it's a turbosonic.
01:10:46.000 He's all into all of that.
01:10:48.000 It's incredible.
01:10:48.000 I know high-end actors that use them, but they do mobilization with them.
01:10:52.000 That's not the same machine.
01:10:53.000 That's just a shaky machine.
01:10:54.000 This is actually sound.
01:10:55.000 It's actually sound that goes through your body.
01:10:58.000 Yeah, it's a very interesting thing.
01:11:00.000 The Russian cosmonauts started using it.
01:11:03.000 No, it's a shaky thing.
01:11:04.000 It is.
01:11:04.000 Yeah, but it's actually sound.
01:11:06.000 It doesn't make any noise, but it's a speaker underneath the base of it.
01:11:10.000 The base of it is essentially like a gigantic speaker.
01:11:12.000 I just used my Hitachi.
01:11:15.000 I don't think...
01:11:17.000 It's a really fascinating thing.
01:11:20.000 The Russian cosmonauts used it to stay in space much longer than anybody else was able to.
01:11:24.000 Crazy.
01:11:25.000 Without muscle atrophy and all that.
01:11:26.000 Yeah, well, that's the big issue.
01:11:28.000 That's how Brian does it, too.
01:11:30.000 That's how he keeps that physique.
01:11:31.000 That's right.
01:11:32.000 Two Hitachis.
01:11:34.000 Look at the fasting.
01:11:37.000 He talks about intermittent fasting on there, too.
01:11:40.000 I haven't eaten today.
01:11:41.000 I did a fucking 40-minute workout earlier.
01:11:43.000 I've been up since 6. I'm not hungry.
01:11:45.000 I don't get hypogacemic and all that shit, but it's not that I've been calorically deficient.
01:11:50.000 I don't know how many calories are in my coffee, but a ton.
01:11:53.000 I'm drinking a bunch of fat through my coffee.
01:11:55.000 But Mark Sisson, that's the Primal Blueprint guy, he talks a lot about it and the reason I switched over like that was because he talks about sugar burners and fat burners and he's like, if you're getting a preponderance of your calories, From carbohydrates, your body, the mechanism, never switches from burning sugars to burning fat.
01:12:12.000 So it's only burning the glucose in your blood, which is why you need to eat every couple hours or else you get sluggish and all that kind of shit.
01:12:18.000 And he says, you know, insulin is a storage hormone.
01:12:21.000 So every carbohydrate that comes in, insulin shuttles it to store his fat for when we don't have food.
01:12:26.000 But that never fucking happens because we're never in four or five days stretches of starvation in America.
01:12:32.000 And so we just stay fat that way and we get hypoinsulemic and we have diabetes later in life and whatever.
01:12:38.000 Or you just keep adipose tissue where you don't want it.
01:12:41.000 So the thing he started saying, he says, you know, maybe what you want to do is start eating less than 100 grams a day, go into a state of ketosis, kind of the way Atkins was talking about, but eating a lot of fibrous vegetables.
01:12:52.000 You know, you can eat a fucking bowl of steamed broccoli and not reach 100 grams of carbs.
01:12:56.000 And eat a high-fat diet.
01:12:58.000 Like, you get hungry, you want something, eat coconut butter.
01:13:00.000 Like, I put coconut butter in my coffee a lot, too.
01:13:02.000 Or MCT oil, like...
01:13:05.000 What is MCT? Medium chain triglycerides.
01:13:08.000 It's another thing that talks about fat conversion into energy.
01:13:11.000 And so with this, there's a lot of different mechanisms that are going on that are making me stay energetic all throughout the day.
01:13:17.000 And also, if I don't have calories in my body, my body's mechanisms are already turned in and attuned to eating the fat out of my body for energy as opposed to getting hypoglycemic and falling out and needing to eat some sugar right now in order to keep going.
01:13:30.000 Yeah, we had Rich Roll on the podcast, who's a vegan, ultra-endurance athlete.
01:13:36.000 Poor guy.
01:13:37.000 Yeah.
01:13:37.000 Nice guy.
01:13:38.000 Sad.
01:13:38.000 But the vegan aspect of it, but he was explaining the whole thing about burning fat, getting your body to burn fat.
01:13:44.000 It's huge.
01:13:44.000 You have to.
01:13:45.000 I mean, if you want to be healthy, if you...
01:13:47.000 And it's just a little bit of discipline.
01:13:49.000 It's not like I'm ever feeling like I'm lacking something or something like that.
01:13:53.000 It's like you're sated all day long.
01:13:55.000 Yeah, that's the weird thing about us with our diets, man.
01:13:58.000 It's like if you look at the average person, go to Disneyland or something like that, look at the average person, when you see anywhere you are around a giant mass of people, so many people are so unhealthy.
01:14:07.000 You know what you got to go to?
01:14:09.000 Go to the fucking CrossFit Games.
01:14:10.000 Oh, I was at the beach.
01:14:11.000 Holy fuck.
01:14:13.000 I was at the beach, and the beach was brutal the other day.
01:14:16.000 And I was watching these kids eating chips with their fat family.
01:14:20.000 Everybody's fat.
01:14:21.000 Their parents are fat.
01:14:22.000 And that's in California, where there's a higher level of, like, people aren't generally that way.
01:14:27.000 Higher level of cocaine.
01:14:29.000 I don't know, is it the cocaine?
01:14:30.000 No, there's not that many people on coke, dude.
01:14:33.000 Have you ever done any of the stuff that makes a dude eat their faces, Brian?
01:14:36.000 Basalts?
01:14:36.000 Yeah.
01:14:37.000 No.
01:14:37.000 It only makes one retard eat a face.
01:14:40.000 I have a feeling that guy...
01:14:41.000 Is it good other than that?
01:14:42.000 You could have talked too much doing that anyway.
01:14:44.000 That guy was down to eat so much face.
01:14:46.000 I have a feeling.
01:14:48.000 Basalts...
01:14:48.000 He's been waiting.
01:14:49.000 Yeah, he's fucking waiting to blame it on basalts.
01:14:52.000 We all know one asshole, you know, that's like that.
01:14:55.000 One guy, that's hilarious.
01:14:56.000 Yeah, that one motherfucker that just...
01:14:57.000 He ruined basalts for everybody.
01:14:59.000 Yeah, he ruined the whole gig.
01:15:00.000 It was weed.
01:15:01.000 He just had the munchies.
01:15:02.000 Just mad hungry.
01:15:03.000 Just talking about that crash, the Turbosonic site.
01:15:06.000 It's crazy.
01:15:07.000 Just us talking about it.
01:15:08.000 That site is wrecked.
01:15:10.000 Let's crash some sites.
01:15:11.000 No, you can't do that, Brian.
01:15:13.000 You can't even say that.
01:15:15.000 I'm just kidding.
01:15:16.000 But I'm just informing you while we're working together.
01:15:20.000 You cannot put us in danger like that.
01:15:23.000 Yeah, that's actually a threat.
01:15:24.000 If you talk about, let's go crash a website, you're threatening to you to conspire to remove someone's product from business.
01:15:32.000 And the way it's defined in the Patriot Act, I'm pretty sure that's cyberterrorism.
01:15:37.000 You've got to be real careful about shit like that.
01:15:39.000 I'm not bullshitting.
01:15:40.000 You've got to be really careful.
01:15:42.000 What happened with the Sonic Boom site?
01:15:44.000 Turbo Sonic is the device that I talked about that shaked.
01:15:47.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15:48.000 When you mentioned it, enough people went there that it crashed it out.
01:15:53.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:15:54.000 Holy fuck.
01:15:55.000 You're powerful, Joe Rogan.
01:15:56.000 It's not even that sight.
01:15:58.000 You know what's amazing to me is watching this for the last few years, and we haven't been around each other a whole lot, but watching the explosion of a podcast, the way technology moves, and podcasts just happened, and how powerful they are, and then the reaching that it does into the world, it's crazy.
01:16:15.000 Yeah, it's not like anything that's ever happened to me before.
01:16:18.000 There's a big difference between doing shows now, post-podcasts and pre-podcasts.
01:16:24.000 I always had fans.
01:16:25.000 I always had people that wanted to come see me, but it's just a totally different animal.
01:16:28.000 But it's arenas.
01:16:29.000 That's what Ari was talking about.
01:16:30.000 I'd ask him, I was like, how does this make it different for you?
01:16:32.000 And he's like, dude, it's fucking retarded.
01:16:35.000 It makes all the difference.
01:16:36.000 Yeah, it's weird.
01:16:40.000 This is Toronto.
01:16:46.000 This is me just going on stage in Toronto.
01:16:52.000 This is...
01:16:53.000 It doesn't even make sense when I hear this.
01:16:56.000 It seems like a lie.
01:16:58.000 It sounds like the Super Bowl.
01:17:03.000 It's fucking rad, dude.
01:17:04.000 What's up, buddy?
01:17:05.000 What the fuck?
01:17:11.000 It's all you like to look at that! hahaha It was crazy, dude, for real.
01:17:16.000 It's like one of the weirder moments of my life.
01:17:20.000 Really?
01:17:20.000 Yeah, because it doesn't seem real.
01:17:22.000 Was that like a pinnacle show, like one of the biggest ones?
01:17:24.000 It was pretty big.
01:17:25.000 I've sold out Massey Hall before, though.
01:17:27.000 I sold it out last time I was there, too.
01:17:29.000 Toronto's just amazing, man.
01:17:30.000 It's just a great town.
01:17:31.000 They have a big comedy community there, too.
01:17:33.000 So we did a show the night before at this not-to-be-named site where they have a weed show.
01:17:41.000 And it's a super secret.
01:17:42.000 Only people within the community allowed.
01:17:44.000 Of course.
01:17:45.000 I don't tweet nothing about it because I don't know what the laws are.
01:17:47.000 The last thing I want to do is get arrested the night before the weigh-ins.
01:17:50.000 Right.
01:17:51.000 Not a good career move.
01:17:52.000 So we literally landed at 9.30, called the dude up who runs the show, and we were over there.
01:17:59.000 We dropped our shit off at the hotel, and we were gone.
01:18:01.000 So me and Tripoli show up at this place.
01:18:03.000 We walk in, we go into the back door, and it's just like this party.
01:18:06.000 It's just people drinking, there's smoke filled the room, and the Iron Sheik is on stage.
01:18:11.000 Yes.
01:18:11.000 So we hear, and motherfuck Jabroni, and motherfuck Haran, number one Greco-Roman, number one freestyle wrestling.
01:18:20.000 You hear him on stage going through his shit, and there's so much smoke in the room.
01:18:26.000 It's like the room is on fire.
01:18:28.000 Does the Iron Sheik burn?
01:18:29.000 Oh, yeah.
01:18:30.000 Well, I don't know what I want to say.
01:18:32.000 I did.
01:18:32.000 Too late.
01:18:32.000 I'm sure he does.
01:18:33.000 Cyberterrorism, Joe.
01:18:34.000 Why wouldn't he?
01:18:35.000 Did they have some good weed at this place?
01:18:36.000 Totally did some cyberterrorism.
01:18:38.000 Did they have some good weed?
01:18:39.000 Goddamn, did they have good weed in Toronto.
01:18:41.000 It's just as good as California weed.
01:18:43.000 I think it's universal now.
01:18:45.000 I think what happened was when the medical movement came along, The California botanists got on it because they could be out in the open about it and they started putting out the names of the strains and telling you this is 70% sativa, 30% indica and putting all the different hybrids out and then everybody else just ran with it.
01:19:01.000 So now I think when you get good weed, it's good California weed or it's good Colorado.
01:19:07.000 Colorado is right there with California.
01:19:09.000 But it looks like Toronto's right there, too.
01:19:12.000 Like, they know what the fuck they're doing.
01:19:13.000 And then Vancouver has, like, a medical program.
01:19:15.000 They have, like, something similar.
01:19:17.000 That's, like, where everything came from.
01:19:18.000 The base is Vancouver.
01:19:19.000 The union was a documentary that I was in a few years back that they've actually shown to the Canadian parliament.
01:19:27.000 They actually are using it to educate different Canadian politicians because most people don't even know the history of why it's illegal or what a big part it plays in the economy of British Columbia.
01:19:39.000 Like, they don't even know.
01:19:40.000 But it's like a web holding the economy together.
01:19:44.000 It's a big part of the industry.
01:19:46.000 It's one of the reasons why Vancouver is such a wealthy place.
01:19:50.000 And people don't want to accept that, but it's a fact.
01:19:52.000 It is a commodity.
01:19:53.000 It's just as much of a commodity as living in an oil town.
01:19:56.000 That money gets distributed back into the community, and there's a massive amount of it.
01:20:02.000 And it's tolerated in the weirdest way possible, where it is and it isn't at the same time.
01:20:07.000 It's legal and illegal.
01:20:08.000 It's like they let it go.
01:20:10.000 Decriminalize it.
01:20:11.000 I don't even know how they say it, but you can't sell it.
01:20:15.000 They bus people.
01:20:16.000 One of the things in the union, they found these undercover ones or underground places where they were growing it.
01:20:24.000 They had electricity running underground.
01:20:25.000 They found those before in America, too.
01:20:27.000 And they also had trains where they had train cars.
01:20:31.000 And the train cars were all filled with grow houses.
01:20:34.000 They're all grow houses.
01:20:35.000 And they're just like, you know, hundreds of yards of trains filled with weed.
01:20:39.000 Yeah, I mean, the demand is insane.
01:20:41.000 And there's money coming in.
01:20:43.000 And it's not totally legal.
01:20:45.000 But it's a massive part of the economy.
01:20:48.000 And the union, if you haven't seen it, my friend Adam Skorgy did the documentary.
01:20:51.000 And I'm in it, too.
01:20:52.000 I go crazy.
01:20:54.000 Talking about weed laws.
01:20:55.000 But it's one of the best documentaries as far as explaining how ridiculous it is.
01:20:59.000 But in Canada, they watch this.
01:21:01.000 They're showing this to politicians.
01:21:02.000 These fucking monkeys we have in office are not going to sit down and be educated by something that actually makes sense.
01:21:07.000 These ridiculous fucking people we have running this country.
01:21:12.000 They say that the lobbyists now, that even companies like the pharmaceutical companies or Big Electric or whatever, that they're pushing lobbyists away.
01:21:20.000 The hundred senators that are bought by everybody, they're like, we're already invested, sorry.
01:21:26.000 The bribes aren't even counting anymore because the sides are already chosen.
01:21:30.000 The idea that you can just bribe someone and give it another name, call it lobbyist.
01:21:35.000 The idea that you can be in fucking office, that's what you're groomed for.
01:21:40.000 You ask a 12-year-old, what do you want to be, a politician?
01:21:42.000 Kill that kid.
01:21:43.000 Yeah.
01:21:44.000 You know what I mean?
01:21:44.000 What the fuck?
01:21:45.000 What kind of weird kid is that?
01:21:46.000 I love that George Washington shit.
01:21:48.000 Like, fuck no, I don't want that.
01:21:49.000 They're like, we want to make you king.
01:21:50.000 He's like, what were we just doing?
01:21:51.000 Are you guys not paying attention?
01:21:52.000 Yeah, we just got away from that, you stupid.
01:21:54.000 Fuck, man.
01:21:55.000 Yeah, George Washington probably had to do it.
01:21:56.000 Where's the leader that doesn't want to be a leader, you know?
01:21:58.000 Yeah, that's George Washington.
01:22:00.000 Probably had to do it because if he didn't do it, some other cunt would do it and ruin the whole fucking project.
01:22:04.000 Exactly.
01:22:05.000 Yeah, but that was like unpaid.
01:22:07.000 The whole thing is like it's taking you away from being a businessman like a plantation slave owner that he was.
01:22:15.000 He's like, listen, I got slaves to fuck.
01:22:17.000 I really don't have enough time to run this country.
01:22:19.000 I got wooden teeth and I own a bunch of people.
01:22:21.000 What did you think about that?
01:22:22.000 Did you ever see the...
01:22:24.000 That Obama wasn't the first black president and all the other seven or eight black presidents?
01:22:28.000 I've only seen that from the black Muslims.
01:22:30.000 Dude, there's a website that is dedicated to it, but I'm like, Calvin Coolidge?
01:22:34.000 How come I never thought of that before?
01:22:35.000 Calvin Coolidge.
01:22:36.000 You know what I mean?
01:22:37.000 My man.
01:22:38.000 He's like, I should have known that.
01:22:42.000 Yeah, when was the last time a dude named Calvin was a white guy?
01:22:45.000 Coolidge.
01:22:46.000 Calvin Coolidge is black as fuck you need to be.
01:22:48.000 I wrote an article about it on my website way, way, way back.
01:22:53.000 It was way before Fear Factor.
01:22:56.000 I was in New York doing a club, and I was walking down the street, and these black Muslims, the black Israelites, excuse me, not Muslims, the black Israelites, they wear crazy outfits like superheroes, Really?
01:23:08.000 Oh my god, you've never seen it?
01:23:10.000 Oh my god, it's amazing.
01:23:11.000 It's one of the weirdest religions ever.
01:23:13.000 They make fun of regular Jews.
01:23:16.000 These so-called Jews with their curly hair and their stupid clothes.
01:23:22.000 This guy was saying this while he was dressed up like a superhero.
01:23:25.000 I'm not joking.
01:23:27.000 I mean, they look like a guy who's in like...
01:23:30.000 Like a Charlton Heston movie about people who lived in the Roman times.
01:23:35.000 That's how they're dressed.
01:23:36.000 They're dressed in these crazy outfits.
01:23:38.000 Pulls up on a chariot.
01:23:39.000 And they will read the Bible.
01:23:41.000 You know, sayeth unto he what you...
01:23:44.000 And they would say, what he means by that!
01:23:47.000 And then come up with some crazy...
01:23:49.000 To keep the mud races and the white man and all the different non-African races.
01:23:57.000 How'd you get that out of that sentence?
01:23:58.000 That's awesome.
01:23:59.000 And you have to see some of the videos of these guys because you would swear it's a giant troll.
01:24:04.000 See if you can pull some up, Brian, because a lot of people are not aware of them.
01:24:07.000 What are they called again?
01:24:08.000 Black Israelites.
01:24:09.000 Crazy black Israelites.
01:24:11.000 They all hate white people.
01:24:12.000 The white devil!
01:24:14.000 And they'll do all this.
01:24:15.000 And I sat there and watched these guys go off about white people.
01:24:20.000 He let me sit around.
01:24:21.000 He goes, you're not Jewish, are you?
01:24:23.000 And I said, no, no, I'm Italian.
01:24:25.000 Because I'm about to say some shit.
01:24:26.000 I said, I'm Italian.
01:24:27.000 He goes, okay, you ain't even white.
01:24:29.000 You ain't white.
01:24:30.000 I'm okay.
01:24:31.000 I just want to hear your rap.
01:24:34.000 But a dude asked to take a picture with me.
01:24:36.000 I wonder if the picture's still up on my website.
01:24:38.000 But the picture was me standing there with this fucking guy.
01:24:42.000 What the fuck?
01:24:48.000 You got to see the guys.
01:24:52.000 Where are they?
01:24:55.000 Oh, this guy's got an actual Bible.
01:24:59.000 You are a racist and you are twisting scripture.
01:25:09.000 For God so love the world.
01:25:12.000 For God so love This is a battle between crazy people.
01:25:16.000 This is no good.
01:25:17.000 Let's not go to this one.
01:25:18.000 Try to find one where it's just the other crazy people.
01:25:21.000 Just them.
01:25:22.000 The fat guy is like twisting up the scripture.
01:25:24.000 He's like, you are doing the wrong crazy shit.
01:25:31.000 For the Jews.
01:25:31.000 Yeah, look at the outfits.
01:25:33.000 Who are the Negroes in America?
01:25:35.000 Oh, I see.
01:25:36.000 See, the Jews are one tribe of people.
01:25:38.000 I see.
01:25:38.000 That's where you get the word Jew from the tribe of Jew Duck.
01:25:42.000 Yeah.
01:25:43.000 For the Negroes.
01:25:44.000 But who am I? What's your nationality?
01:25:46.000 I'm a what?
01:25:47.000 What's your nationality?
01:25:49.000 I'm just a person.
01:25:50.000 No, what are you following?
01:25:52.000 Do you follow the Caucasian?
01:25:53.000 Yes.
01:25:54.000 Okay, well you're an Edomite.
01:25:55.000 You're an Edomite.
01:25:56.000 Where does the Bible tell you that?
01:25:58.000 Where does the Bible tell you that?
01:26:00.000 It tells you the Genesis 25th chapter.
01:26:02.000 Are you guys against the war?
01:26:02.000 Do you want us to know?
01:26:04.000 We will support the war.
01:26:05.000 Heavenly Father is in control of the war.
01:26:07.000 What's that?
01:26:09.000 Look at his awesome outfit.
01:26:11.000 Is that duct tape?
01:26:16.000 I'm listening I said 12 tribes of Israel Are the negros West Indians Haitians The Finnegan Those have shit written down Puerto Ricans Cubans North American Indians The Seminole Indians Argentina to Chile Colombia to Uruguay And the so called Mexicans Those So called Mexicans Where's the Chinese people?
01:26:37.000 They live in Mexico.
01:26:39.000 Yes, he was a Jew.
01:26:41.000 Okay, so why do you have Jesus painted like that?
01:26:43.000 That's not Jesus.
01:26:45.000 Who is that?
01:26:45.000 That's not Jesus.
01:26:46.000 That's a man called successful boy Jesus.
01:26:49.000 Look at that billboard.
01:26:51.000 Look at that billboard.
01:26:52.000 That's him on the left hand on the left side.
01:26:55.000 That is the family that painted that image.
01:26:58.000 It's a show coming out in April and they're going to give you the whole truth in that.
01:27:02.000 Okay, okay.
01:27:03.000 Okay.
01:27:04.000 This guy's not a good representation of it.
01:27:07.000 The better representation is they read on!
01:27:10.000 They read out of the Bible and then they twist it up.
01:27:12.000 But it's all basically the same thing.
01:27:13.000 This guy wasn't spewing enough hate.
01:27:15.000 They all yell.
01:27:16.000 Yeah.
01:27:16.000 He was barely doing hate.
01:27:18.000 He was just doing silly.
01:27:19.000 He was going silly with it.
01:27:21.000 He had like a cardboard outfit.
01:27:24.000 It looked like a fucking paper bag from Vons.
01:27:27.000 John's, not Vons.
01:27:28.000 He taped his shit on.
01:27:30.000 Yeah, it looked like he taped it.
01:27:31.000 He taped the trim.
01:27:33.000 Yeah, I don't know why you have to have a certain outfit in order to read the word.
01:27:36.000 I've always thought that was really interesting, where people dress up.
01:27:39.000 I don't trust you when you're dressing up special.
01:27:42.000 I really don't.
01:27:43.000 Because that's not you.
01:27:45.000 You should be able to go and do a mass in front of everybody.
01:27:49.000 Dress the same way you would dress if you went to dinner somewhere.
01:27:52.000 You should just dress.
01:27:53.000 You shouldn't wear crazy outfits that treat you different.
01:27:58.000 If you want to wear a dress, if that's your shit...
01:28:00.000 A velvet dress and a big hat?
01:28:02.000 If you're that kind of gal, and that's what you want to wear, I think you should be able to wear whatever the fuck you want, but what I don't think you should do is dress like you're from another time period, and I give you extra respect.
01:28:11.000 Dude, all the people down in the neighborhood I used to live, like all the dudes in the black wool suits and all that, and the funny hats, some are fuzzy, some are cowboy hats.
01:28:20.000 Some look like a Christmas wreath.
01:28:21.000 It always fucking cracks me up to see those guys walking, and then you'll see a dude with a Bluetooth.
01:28:26.000 It's like, you're in the 1840s, but you're Bluetooth.
01:28:29.000 Like, that's okay, though.
01:28:30.000 You gotta wear this uncomfortable shit all day long.
01:28:32.000 They only wear that one outfit.
01:28:34.000 That's the only kind of clothes they wear.
01:28:35.000 And then I think those poor kids, you see these young kids, and you're like, fuck, man.
01:28:39.000 Yeah, they're stuck.
01:28:40.000 They're stuck in a cult.
01:28:41.000 But hopefully they can met and yahoo their way out of there.
01:28:45.000 What's his name?
01:28:46.000 Madis Yahoo?
01:28:47.000 That guy's a bad motherfucker, and he was stuck in there.
01:28:50.000 I feel like you just gotta pick your cult.
01:28:52.000 Yeah, well, maybe, but that's not the one.
01:28:55.000 No.
01:28:55.000 That's too restrictive.
01:28:56.000 The ones that are too restrictive, it's just like people got out of control and they had a...
01:28:59.000 Like jujitsu, that's a cult.
01:29:00.000 That is a cult, for sure.
01:29:02.000 The whole paleo movement, all the CrossFit movement, that shit's all cults, but it's all good.
01:29:06.000 You're on a cult radio show.
01:29:08.000 Yeah, exactly, man.
01:29:09.000 This is a cult show.
01:29:10.000 Just gotta pick your cult, you know?
01:29:11.000 Don't get fooled, dum-dum.
01:29:13.000 Yeah.
01:29:13.000 Yeah.
01:29:14.000 Well, it's also what we were talking about before is people that naturally gravitate towards groups.
01:29:18.000 Groups of like-minded people.
01:29:21.000 Everybody's fucking different in this world, man.
01:29:23.000 There's too many different variables that could affect people.
01:29:27.000 So many variables.
01:29:30.000 That's why the idea of a country is, you know...
01:29:35.000 It's almost like until we evolve to the next level of consciousness, we're going to keep having countries.
01:29:42.000 It's prehistoric.
01:29:43.000 It's going to be real hard for us to evolve past the point of needing a team, past the point of needing a tribe.
01:29:49.000 It's going to be real hard.
01:29:50.000 Because some other cunt is going to come along and try to jack all the resources, control the area.
01:29:56.000 It's true.
01:29:57.000 If you look at what's going on in the Middle East, how does this not blow up eventually?
01:30:03.000 How does this not overboil?
01:30:04.000 Well, you look at that shit that's going on, whatever, at least they have real food.
01:30:07.000 You look at what's going on with GMOs and with Monsanto and fucking the head of Monsanto gets appointed as the head of the FDA by Obama.
01:30:14.000 It's like, I want to be on your side, homeboy, but holy fuck.
01:30:18.000 You know what I mean?
01:30:18.000 It's like, we're just controlled.
01:30:20.000 I mean, they're controlling our food, poisoning our food.
01:30:23.000 Monsanto made Agent Orange.
01:30:25.000 Yeah, they're a fucking weed fertilizer company for fuck's sake.
01:30:29.000 Yeah.
01:30:30.000 That makes our food.
01:30:31.000 If you eat any corn at all, it's Monsanto corn.
01:30:35.000 It's all GMO. It's all mutated now.
01:30:37.000 All of it?
01:30:38.000 The way they shut down fucking farms, they'd put a farm next to it, and then they'd fucking sue them.
01:30:43.000 They'd say, you're growing our shit.
01:30:44.000 They're like, the wind blew and fucking your shit is here.
01:30:46.000 They said, we patented that.
01:30:48.000 Yeah, and then they sue the farmers.
01:30:49.000 And then they fucking bankrupt them.
01:30:50.000 And they bankrupt them.
01:30:50.000 Yeah, that's common practice.
01:30:52.000 And now it's a done deal.
01:30:53.000 They say someone every 30 seconds commits suicide because they're involved in a Monsanto contract that they can't They can't profit from.
01:31:00.000 And it stinks.
01:31:01.000 They can't eat meat.
01:31:04.000 They're the only country that's suing a corporation.
01:31:07.000 And they're in a lawsuit, they're in a litigation against Monsanto because the eggplant, they're trying to own the eggplant the way they did the...
01:31:15.000 The way they did the corn in America.
01:31:17.000 And they're like, enough's enough, man.
01:31:18.000 Brazil won recently in court.
01:31:20.000 Really?
01:31:20.000 Yeah, the Brazilian farmers, they won billions of dollars from Monsanto.
01:31:24.000 Now there is a cow.
01:31:25.000 Those fucking Brazilians know how to do meat.
01:31:27.000 They fuck, yeah, they do.
01:31:29.000 Yeah, and they apparently...
01:31:31.000 Not so good at jujitsu, but they got some fucking...
01:31:34.000 They can cook some shit.
01:31:35.000 There's some suicides all over the world when it comes to...
01:31:40.000 The Monsanto?
01:31:41.000 Yeah.
01:31:41.000 It's really scary.
01:31:42.000 It's crazy.
01:31:43.000 Monsanto is connected to 200,000 suicides in India.
01:31:49.000 200,000 in the past 10 years.
01:31:52.000 The past 10 years.
01:31:53.000 In 10 years, man.
01:31:55.000 I had no idea.
01:31:55.000 That's insane.
01:31:57.000 365 days a year times 10. It's crazy.
01:31:59.000 That suicide where organisms are dying to recreate themselves.
01:32:04.000 Like humans.
01:32:05.000 Like everything.
01:32:06.000 Like biology wants more biology.
01:32:09.000 And like...
01:32:10.000 And you've got self-preservation as a gene in you.
01:32:15.000 And where people are dying like that, like fucking, what you're talking about, suicides there, or you're talking about the American soldier coming back, like, it's a fucking epidemic, dude.
01:32:23.000 They talk about a dude a day kills himself that was in the army.
01:32:27.000 That's crazy.
01:32:28.000 It seems like something we should address.
01:32:31.000 I mean, you think about that, 365 days a year, 10 years, that's 3,650 years, right?
01:32:37.000 Or 3,650 days.
01:32:39.000 3,650 days, 200,000 people committed suicide.
01:32:44.000 That's amazing.
01:32:45.000 That's huge.
01:32:46.000 That's amazing.
01:32:47.000 I mean, that's almost, that's a lot.
01:32:49.000 That's insane.
01:32:50.000 And that's just giving hopelessness.
01:32:52.000 How much hopelessness can I give to a guy who kills himself?
01:32:55.000 Is that like 50 a day, 70 a day or something like that?
01:32:57.000 I mean, it's crazy.
01:32:58.000 You're asking the wrong guy.
01:32:59.000 Yeah, I'm the wrong guy to be questioning.
01:33:02.000 I think it's been broken down, though.
01:33:04.000 Someone broke it down like how many men in every three minutes or something an Indian guy commits suicide because of Monsanto.
01:33:11.000 Well, India is massive, first of all.
01:33:13.000 There's a billion people.
01:33:14.000 Bunch of extra folks there.
01:33:15.000 And Monsanto's like, fuck them.
01:33:17.000 We're going to need to fucking thin the herd some way.
01:33:19.000 We're going to need weak bitches to kill themselves.
01:33:21.000 So we're just going to jack them.
01:33:23.000 I don't know what the deal they have over there is, but I know that there's certain places in this country where they make deals with people where you have to buy their shit.
01:33:33.000 And once you buy their shit, it only works for a year.
01:33:37.000 They have suicide seeds that don't work.
01:33:41.000 You've got to buy it from your strung out on them.
01:33:43.000 Yeah, you're strung out.
01:33:44.000 The old days, a farmer used to take his tomatoes and then take some seeds from those tomatoes and plant those seeds and make more tomatoes.
01:33:51.000 That shit ain't happening anymore.
01:33:52.000 They've engineered that out of the equation, which is really nuts that they've twisted it around.
01:33:59.000 They've twisted life around just so they can maximize the amount of money.
01:34:02.000 It's not like you couldn't make money just selling seeds.
01:34:04.000 I just read one of the Monsanto headquarters.
01:34:07.000 They all vote on what their cafeteria is.
01:34:09.000 They voted no GMO foods in our cafeteria.
01:34:12.000 That's hilarious.
01:34:13.000 Is that awesome?
01:34:14.000 They're like, we're not eating that shit.
01:34:15.000 That's hilarious.
01:34:16.000 So then what is that shit?
01:34:17.000 Those are the people that know the most about that food.
01:34:19.000 So what the fuck is that?
01:34:21.000 Well, it gives tumors to rats.
01:34:22.000 Like, they're just releasing studies now that show that it gives fucking rats brain tumors and shit.
01:34:27.000 It just shows you gotta be more proactive, know more about your life, you believe the government, you deserve to die.
01:34:33.000 Tate Fletcher Law.
01:34:34.000 If you're looking for somebody else to be relying on so you can get your health, that's fucking crazy.
01:34:42.000 That's one way of looking at it.
01:34:43.000 I think the way I'm looking at it that I would choose is that there's got to be a way that these people can profit, that everybody can make a living and do very well by selling a legitimate product that doesn't fuck people over.
01:34:56.000 We just got to figure out a way to stop people...
01:34:59.000 We've got to figure out a way to stop people from putting money over humanity.
01:35:03.000 And that's what they...
01:35:04.000 Like that documentary, The Corporation.
01:35:06.000 Did you ever watch that?
01:35:07.000 No, but nobody does that.
01:35:09.000 Well, yeah, that's not true.
01:35:11.000 Some companies do that.
01:35:12.000 We don't even vote that way.
01:35:12.000 People vote and they say, what's going to be better for my taxes?
01:35:14.000 They don't say what's going to be better for the homeless guy down the street.
01:35:17.000 Well, fuck the homeless guy.
01:35:18.000 That bitch needs to get a job.
01:35:20.000 What's his problem?
01:35:21.000 There's a lot of stuff that goes on with that.
01:35:23.000 There's a lot of mental illness.
01:35:24.000 I'm just saying, that's how people look at it.
01:35:26.000 You ever see this documentary called I Am?
01:35:29.000 Yes, I have.
01:35:30.000 I think once you get to be a dude and you're pissing yourself and you're on the street, bring you back to baseline and build you up again, god damn, that's an effort.
01:35:40.000 And maybe we're never going to do that.
01:35:42.000 I'm not saying we shouldn't do it.
01:35:43.000 I don't know what made that guy...
01:35:45.000 But something went wrong and created that dude.
01:35:48.000 We definitely need to patch this fucking thing up one way or another.
01:35:51.000 And having a company like Monsanto around ain't helping shit.
01:35:54.000 No, and then what is that?
01:35:56.000 When you talk about every country except for three countries in the fucking world, the central bank is a Rothschild's bank.
01:36:04.000 You think about things like that, about why Hugo Chavez is an outcast and treated like Castro, is because he said, I'm not going to sell my natural resources to the World Bank and assuage my debt.
01:36:16.000 When you look at that and you go, it's about money and control, and you go, how much money are you controlling?
01:36:21.000 How many more billions do you need?
01:36:24.000 What is that about?
01:36:25.000 Or like you look at the thing where they break the oil pipeline and Halliburton comes to the rescue again.
01:36:31.000 Fuck you.
01:36:31.000 You know how to clean that up.
01:36:33.000 Nobody knows how to clean that up.
01:36:34.000 But you got a contract to clean it up.
01:36:36.000 It's just more fleecing of the taxpayers.
01:36:37.000 So we're paying for our own imprisonment.
01:36:40.000 And that's the real rub.
01:36:41.000 That's the whole game here.
01:36:43.000 How can I keep the American public or all the public scared so that I can make you pay for your own imprisonment?
01:36:48.000 How can we spin the euro so that the World Bank in Germany can buy Greece?
01:36:54.000 It's not just taking corporations.
01:36:56.000 We're jacking countries.
01:36:58.000 That's crazy.
01:36:59.000 And it's all based on someone's going to try to make money.
01:37:03.000 Right.
01:37:04.000 That's the only thing that everything is based on.
01:37:05.000 But it's not even money.
01:37:06.000 It's sicker than that.
01:37:08.000 It's like a junkie.
01:37:09.000 It's like, when you tell me he's a dope fiend, and you go, if you're abstinent, if you have one, that's too many, and a thousand's never enough.
01:37:18.000 It's an insatiable lust for power that they crave.
01:37:23.000 Because you've already got opulence for forever.
01:37:26.000 So what is it?
01:37:27.000 It's just like we were talking about with the prison guard experiment.
01:37:30.000 It's just human nature.
01:37:32.000 When humans get to a certain point where they have ultimate control over people, they look at the regular people with disdain, they separate themselves from everybody else.
01:37:39.000 It becomes a team of them, you know, these blue blood weirdos who wear fucking eyes wide shut masks and go around fucking each other in the ass on videotape so that they, you know, have something on each other or whatever the fuck they do.
01:37:53.000 else man they just have too much power it's too they manipulated the system there's a rig system and they're they pass money down from generation to generation and there was unenlightened person teaches unenlightened children to remain that way and it goes on and on and on and it doesn't match up to the model of information that's out there now it It's not like we're living in the 1500s where it's really tough to get worried out.
01:38:19.000 No one really knows how the fuck anything really works because the whole country's in the dark.
01:38:23.000 You gotta go to the library and get books.
01:38:25.000 There's no cars.
01:38:27.000 It's like that era.
01:38:28.000 To get something by in that era, it was almost like balanced.
01:38:32.000 It was normal.
01:38:32.000 But now it's imbalanced because everybody knows it's a hustle.
01:38:36.000 There's no confusion anymore.
01:38:38.000 Anybody can go online and Google the stories about Monsanto.
01:38:41.000 Anybody can go online and Google lobbyists and find out how that whole thing works.
01:38:45.000 Anybody can go online and read what people are saying that have actually read the NDAA and what a fucking crazy thing it is that Obama passed this.
01:38:54.000 Anybody can do that now.
01:38:55.000 And this wasn't the case when this sort of style of government was born.
01:39:01.000 It's just evolved to a point where it's gotten too big.
01:39:04.000 Well, it's so funny, though, too, about people because nobody cares.
01:39:08.000 It's like after the Bush administration, the robbery was obscene and blatant.
01:39:14.000 And nobody cared.
01:39:15.000 Nobody cared that he didn't really have a grasp on English.
01:39:18.000 Nobody cares about Mitt Romney, how crazy he sounds.
01:39:21.000 He's like, you can't roll down the window in an airplane and so you can't get fresh air in the plane.
01:39:25.000 Somebody's got to fix that.
01:39:26.000 Yeah.
01:39:26.000 Like, that's insane.
01:39:28.000 You're an insane fucking person.
01:39:30.000 You're nearly retarded, and you're vying for one of the highest offices.
01:39:33.000 But that's not the crazy part.
01:39:35.000 The crazy part is there's grips of people that are on your side.
01:39:38.000 Because he's white.
01:39:39.000 That's so nutty.
01:39:40.000 He's a businessman.
01:39:41.000 He's white.
01:39:42.000 And the fact that he's a businessman, the fact that he's been raiding companies and fucking taking jobs away from them.
01:39:48.000 How about what he said about that videotape of him recently where he's going...
01:39:50.000 Yeah, the 46% of Americans that are just taken from the country, they're just scabs on the country, and we've got to stop that out.
01:39:57.000 These are people that we're paying into all these social programs.
01:39:59.000 That's who he's talking about, is retirees and shit.
01:40:02.000 Well, he's talking about what he's saying, that 47%, apparently, I didn't know this.
01:40:07.000 But 47% of the people in this country don't pay income taxes.
01:40:11.000 They don't make enough money to pay income taxes.
01:40:13.000 And he was like, those people, I don't worry about those.
01:40:15.000 And they still pay taxes because they pay property taxes, they pay taxes on food.
01:40:19.000 Food taxes, sale taxes, everything.
01:40:22.000 But he was trying to say that they don't contribute so they'll never vote for him.
01:40:26.000 And everybody was like, what did you say?
01:40:28.000 You crazy asshole.
01:40:29.000 It's so crazy.
01:40:30.000 So you can't concentrate on them.
01:40:31.000 It's like you can't concentrate on half the public.
01:40:34.000 On people.
01:40:35.000 Yeah, on half the people.
01:40:36.000 You can't try to talk to them and explain to them that you can help them.
01:40:40.000 Whoa!
01:40:41.000 He's an elitist.
01:40:42.000 He's as clear and elitist as they can be.
01:40:45.000 I'm not into what Obama's done.
01:40:47.000 I don't like it.
01:40:48.000 He's a prick too.
01:40:49.000 It makes me sad that that's the first black guy that's president who's a liberal, who's a brilliant guy, who's Harvard educated.
01:40:58.000 And this is the result.
01:40:59.000 The National Defense Authorization Act, all the ridiculousness that's gone on with WikiLeaks.
01:41:05.000 Make anybody a terrorist.
01:41:06.000 You've got zero rights in court.
01:41:08.000 We can hold you indefinitely.
01:41:10.000 All of that shit, dude.
01:41:11.000 And for him...
01:41:14.000 What I was hoping for, I'm hoping the second term, it is he just played ball the first term.
01:41:18.000 That's my fantasy, which I know isn't true.
01:41:20.000 Chris Rock's been saying that.
01:41:22.000 Like, you know, the second term's when you do some gangsta shit.
01:41:24.000 I'm like, come on.
01:41:25.000 We'll see.
01:41:26.000 That's ridiculous.
01:41:26.000 If that's really the case, first of all, you can't...
01:41:29.000 Freedoms taken away are never returned.
01:41:33.000 Once you give away some freedom, it doesn't ever, never in the history of the world has it gone back ever.
01:41:39.000 And I'm sorry, retards.
01:41:40.000 It's not World War II freedom or your great-granddaddy in World War I or something, you fucking asshole.
01:41:45.000 It's people that came and carved a fucking country out from England.
01:41:49.000 That's the freedom that was fucking bought with a wholesale clean slate place.
01:41:54.000 We don't get that shit back.
01:41:55.000 And ever since then, it's slowly sliding away.
01:41:58.000 And those guys that built it back then, they knew.
01:42:01.000 They knew that this could fucking fall apart.
01:42:03.000 So they put a bunch of safeguards in place and essentially...
01:42:06.000 Lately, the politicians have been cutting those up and selling those down the river, and all without the support of the American people.
01:42:13.000 We haven't told them to do this.
01:42:14.000 Nobody's even for that.
01:42:15.000 No one's for it.
01:42:17.000 Not only is no one for it, most people don't even know it's happened.
01:42:19.000 I mean, I've talked to friends that are really politically active.
01:42:24.000 the National Defense Authorization Act, and because it's not on CNN, they think like, oh, what the fuck?
01:42:29.000 But they get to keep it off CNN.
01:42:32.000 Yeah, they get to keep it off CNN.
01:42:33.000 It's like, that's the other thing.
01:42:33.000 You got to listen to Jamie Kilstein or you got to listen to fucking, you got to go to other places for that.
01:42:38.000 You know, even BBC, if you go online, you can find information about that.
01:42:42.000 BBC, Al Jazeera, all that shit, you know, that's...
01:42:46.000 Terrorist.
01:42:47.000 Yeah.
01:42:47.000 It's motherfuckers.
01:42:49.000 It's weird, man.
01:42:50.000 We've got a weird world we live in, dude.
01:42:52.000 It's very weird.
01:42:53.000 It's strange.
01:42:54.000 We've got this woman coming on next week, Amber Lyon.
01:42:57.000 She's from CNN. She seems interesting.
01:42:59.000 Yeah, very interesting.
01:43:01.000 She's going to break open some massive...
01:43:05.000 Well, she exposed massive censorship at CNN. She kind of told what it's like over there.
01:43:12.000 We're going to sit down with her next week.
01:43:14.000 They'll treat her like WikiLeaks.
01:43:17.000 It goes back to that thing about the family on the train tracks.
01:43:20.000 But it's too obvious.
01:43:21.000 At this point, it's too obvious.
01:43:22.000 It's too obvious that there's censorship.
01:43:24.000 When there's issues, especially like the National Defense Authorization Act, which is really an unconstitutional act, it's horrifying when you read what they can do.
01:43:33.000 It's indefinite detention of American civilians who essentially have no recourse, no right to trial.
01:43:40.000 They can just detain you.
01:43:42.000 You don't have rights anymore.
01:43:43.000 It's like the whole idea of this country is innocent until proven guilty.
01:43:47.000 And the reason that is the case is because there's a lot of people that got accused of something that weren't guilty.
01:43:52.000 It's that simple.
01:43:53.000 Think about trusting the TSA, the guys at TSA that you walk up on.
01:43:57.000 Because that's who is going to enforce this stuff.
01:44:00.000 Are people like that?
01:44:01.000 Like that.
01:44:02.000 Indefinite detention under the rule of the TSA. Just the side of drooling.
01:44:04.000 They can't control what they eat.
01:44:06.000 They can't control anything.
01:44:07.000 Their flatulence is more widespread than mine.
01:44:10.000 And their idea behind this is that what they're doing is preparing for a fucking Arab Spring type rebellion.
01:44:16.000 And we're going to be able to have these things so we can legally do the things that are horrible and immoral.
01:44:22.000 But since we wrote them down on paper, we can do it now.
01:44:25.000 So we're going to do it.
01:44:26.000 So we're just going to set it up nice and slow where we change the country and literally turn everything into a police state.
01:44:32.000 Oh, and by the way, we're going to have drones.
01:44:34.000 Do you mind if we have drones?
01:44:35.000 We're just going to pass it.
01:44:37.000 We know what we're doing.
01:44:37.000 Don't worry.
01:44:38.000 We're going to have 30,000 of them floating in the sky in the next 10 years.
01:44:41.000 I was talking to people last week about this.
01:44:44.000 And the thing is, with the people that vote for whoever your candidate is, whatever.
01:44:50.000 But...
01:44:51.000 The people that are so easily fleeced in the country, you go...
01:44:55.000 If it's...
01:44:57.000 You know, we passed a law.
01:44:58.000 It's okay to fuck your kids now.
01:45:00.000 It's totally okay.
01:45:01.000 You can have intercourse with a child.
01:45:03.000 Then they go, well, it's legal.
01:45:05.000 At least it's not illegal.
01:45:06.000 It's like it's such a fucking battle cry for numbskulls.
01:45:09.000 Yeah.
01:45:09.000 Well, they passed a law in New York City recently saying that rabbis have to get consent from the parents before the moil sucks on the kid's dick after circumcision.
01:45:21.000 Because a couple kids have died over the past few years because of herpes.
01:45:24.000 So these asshole rabbis...
01:45:26.000 Herpes can kill you?
01:45:27.000 Yes, when you're a baby.
01:45:28.000 Wow.
01:45:29.000 Herpes can kill you.
01:45:30.000 So these rabbi assholes with cold sores are sucking off baby dicks and giving them...
01:45:35.000 This is not...
01:45:36.000 I'm not making any of this up.
01:45:38.000 I never knew that was part of the thing.
01:45:38.000 So they passed a law.
01:45:40.000 So now there's a law that says we have to just get the parents' consent and you can still do it.
01:45:44.000 You can still suck a baby's dick because it's a religious practice.
01:45:49.000 Because it's a religious act.
01:45:50.000 And they do it because it says that in the Torah that you're supposed to do it with your mouth because it's the closest thing to it and because saliva has antiseptic properties.
01:45:58.000 Because this is how people lived thousands of years ago.
01:46:01.000 So when they perform circumcision, the traditional method...
01:46:03.000 Purell.
01:46:04.000 Yeah, there's plenty of antiseptics.
01:46:06.000 Although, putting Purell on a baby's dick after you cut it seems rather cruel.
01:46:11.000 They're going to be fine?
01:46:13.000 Toughen him up.
01:46:14.000 Toughen up that boy.
01:46:15.000 He's scared of a little Purell on the dick.
01:46:17.000 I don't know.
01:46:18.000 All that shit that's out there, then what do you do with it?
01:46:20.000 What's a recourse when you've got...
01:46:21.000 There's nothing you can do about it.
01:46:23.000 You've got to make that illegal, first of all.
01:46:25.000 But you can't fight Obama and his choices.
01:46:27.000 You can't fight that.
01:46:29.000 Well, it's just so disappointing that a guy like Obama was the one who came up with this.
01:46:34.000 So then what's the recourse?
01:46:36.000 Or not just came up with this, rather, but approved this in office.
01:46:38.000 He had to do a JFK there.
01:46:41.000 He had to stand up for that.
01:46:42.000 If you're going to be a real president, you have to stand up for that.
01:46:45.000 And you have to expose it to the public and say, look...
01:46:47.000 This is an issue that I cannot sign, and this is why.
01:46:50.000 And make a stand.
01:46:51.000 And say, listen, you guys can make a lot of money, but you can't do this.
01:46:55.000 You can make plenty of money still.
01:46:57.000 You'll have plenty of control still.
01:46:59.000 Why aren't you talking about that at a State of the Union address?
01:47:01.000 You know what I mean?
01:47:02.000 Yeah, why isn't it?
01:47:03.000 Why isn't everybody?
01:47:05.000 Why isn't it a huge issue?
01:47:07.000 And so then the whole thing goes back to me.
01:47:09.000 Yeah, there is.
01:47:09.000 You just turned off my power, though.
01:47:12.000 Really?
01:47:12.000 Yeah.
01:47:13.000 What went off?
01:47:15.000 Well, my laptop is not getting any power.
01:47:18.000 Oh, now it does.
01:47:19.000 See, it wasn't working, dude.
01:47:21.000 I was getting no power for some reason.
01:47:23.000 When I turned it off, that switch is probably...
01:47:26.000 No, it's not.
01:47:27.000 Well, something happened.
01:47:29.000 But I just turned that off and back on and now it works.
01:47:32.000 I didn't touch it before that.
01:47:34.000 It wasn't on.
01:47:36.000 It's magic.
01:47:36.000 Probably that mag connection.
01:47:38.000 Well, this is a building that's super crazy old.
01:47:41.000 This place has been here since like 1961. Really?
01:47:44.000 Yeah, so the electrical system in here is really wonky.
01:47:48.000 Was the cannabis shop, was that here before you guys or did it come in after you guys?
01:47:53.000 No, they were here before us.
01:47:55.000 We've only been, I started, I did my first show here in 94, but we've only been like hanging out here on a regular for like what, two years?
01:48:03.000 Probably two years.
01:48:04.000 Doing shows here.
01:48:07.000 The weed store was already here.
01:48:09.000 This whole area is very weedy.
01:48:11.000 There's a lot of weed going on in this area.
01:48:13.000 Really?
01:48:13.000 Yeah.
01:48:14.000 It's real weird where you can get away with certain things, where you can teach people how to grow and shit, and have hydroponic shops, and they don't come down on you.
01:48:22.000 But this area is like...
01:48:23.000 But then you go...
01:48:24.000 You were in San Diego.
01:48:25.000 You can't rock that shit in San Diego.
01:48:27.000 And Palm Beach, they're closing down in Palm Beach.
01:48:31.000 They're trying to stop.
01:48:32.000 Denver, they stopped.
01:48:32.000 They put a moratorium on them that you can't open anymore.
01:48:34.000 There were so many everywhere.
01:48:35.000 They're so crazy.
01:48:36.000 Denver's awesome.
01:48:37.000 In New Mexico, they opened them up and they legalized it.
01:48:43.000 But there's like 10 prescriptions they gave out.
01:48:45.000 They won't give anybody a card.
01:48:47.000 And then there's not really any...
01:48:49.000 They don't think it out, really.
01:48:50.000 It doesn't seem like anywhere where they go, dispensaries have to meet these criterion or any of that kind of stuff.
01:48:55.000 And so they're like, nobody can be a dispensary.
01:48:57.000 Or maybe anybody can, or they're not sure.
01:48:59.000 I think it's at 13 states now.
01:49:01.000 Really?
01:49:02.000 I think 13 states out of 50 have some sort of medical marijuana program.
01:49:05.000 The interesting one was Rhode Island.
01:49:06.000 Where Rhode Island said they would use their state police to fight off federal agents if they came down to close them off.
01:49:12.000 Holy shit!
01:49:13.000 Yeah, Rhode Island saying, you're not going to arrest Rhode Island citizens for this.
01:49:16.000 And I was like, wow, Rhode Island went gangster with the Fed.
01:49:19.000 Good.
01:49:20.000 Because they were coming in and just arresting people who are not violating state law, which is unconstitutional.
01:49:25.000 There's more shit.
01:49:26.000 There's a reason why it's set up this way.
01:49:28.000 So for the federal government to come in and say that we're superseding your state government, there's a reason why there's a state in the first place.
01:49:36.000 It's so the federal government can't do that.
01:49:38.000 Is that causing people to starve?
01:49:39.000 The only time it was supposed to be where the federal government has Power was when we were in a state of war.
01:49:45.000 So, we're in a constant state of war.
01:49:47.000 Let's be there all the time.
01:49:48.000 Yeah, let's just be in a constant state of war, so we always can control this.
01:49:50.000 How about the cities?
01:49:52.000 There's real problems.
01:49:54.000 Sacramento, where is it?
01:49:57.000 Mammoth.
01:49:58.000 Mammoth.
01:49:58.000 Yeah, right.
01:50:00.000 Is that what the problem is?
01:50:00.000 That are bankrupt.
01:50:01.000 That now their pensions of all the firefighters there, all the cops that have retired.
01:50:05.000 Sorry, we can't fucking pay you.
01:50:06.000 We're bankrupt.
01:50:07.000 Like, who is that fucking accountant?
01:50:09.000 Yeah.
01:50:09.000 Like, you're just stealing so much that the state can't take care of this city that's bankrupt.
01:50:17.000 It's a major metropolitan.
01:50:18.000 Like, that's crazy.
01:50:19.000 There's like three in California right now.
01:50:21.000 But we're going to go ahead and send federal money after some guy smoking weed.
01:50:24.000 Well, what's really important is that we police Afghanistan.
01:50:28.000 Yeah.
01:50:28.000 That's really important.
01:50:29.000 We've got to make sure that everything's okay over there.
01:50:32.000 They're training people, and then the people are just turning their guns on the American troops, just gunning them down.
01:50:37.000 They're like, thanks.
01:50:37.000 They're getting freebies.
01:50:38.000 They give them a gun, and they just gun down American troops.
01:50:42.000 It's happening on a regular basis now.
01:50:43.000 Suicide bombings and all kinds of craziness over there.
01:50:47.000 Dude, we had this guy Shane Smith from Vice, vice.com on, who told us about interviewing these guys who had kids strapped with dynamite.
01:50:57.000 They're talking about how they use kids as devices to detonate bombs.
01:51:02.000 Like a vehicle.
01:51:03.000 Yeah, use it as a vehicle for delivering a bomb.
01:51:05.000 That's a child.
01:51:06.000 I mean, it's scary shit.
01:51:08.000 And we're like, well, we need to be over there.
01:51:10.000 We need to keep that place in line.
01:51:12.000 What kind of a shit job are we doing of keeping that place in line if they got children's suicide bombers on the regular?
01:51:19.000 Is there anybody that doesn't love their kids?
01:51:21.000 Like everybody that has kids loves kids unless they're really fucked up.
01:51:25.000 It's not like you can't sell me on the whole thing.
01:51:27.000 Afghanis, they just don't like their kids.
01:51:29.000 That's the way Afghanis are.
01:51:30.000 Like, that's fucking silly.
01:51:31.000 It's like in North Africa where my friends would go on merchant marine boats and they'd go, dude, there's people with just their fucking limbs cut off.
01:51:37.000 And I thought it was an epidemic, but they said, no, it makes them better beggars.
01:51:39.000 Like in India.
01:51:40.000 And so they'll disfigure or maim children because the best place you're going to get in life is as a beggar.
01:51:46.000 Like, that's how some places in the world are.
01:51:48.000 And so the best, they're so frustrated and so fucked in Afghanistan, or if you want to talk about anywhere in the Middle East where they're like, look at those strapped bombs onto people and go.
01:51:56.000 It's like, that's not crazy people.
01:51:58.000 Those are people that are so fucking frustrated with their empty position that they're either going to kill themselves like the 2,000 people that are doing over Monsanto in India, or they're going to fucking try to make a statement while they do it.
01:52:09.000 Yeah.
01:52:10.000 That's fucking crazy.
01:52:11.000 Let's look at that problem.
01:52:12.000 What a shit roll of the dice.
01:52:13.000 Fuck.
01:52:14.000 Being born there.
01:52:15.000 Imagine being born in Kabul.
01:52:17.000 And what are you going to do for those people?
01:52:19.000 A couple guys with an M16 are going to take care of that problem?
01:52:22.000 Really?
01:52:23.000 You ain't getting out.
01:52:24.000 Seems above their pay grade.
01:52:25.000 You ain't getting out, bitch.
01:52:27.000 You ain't going nowhere, right?
01:52:29.000 Where the fuck are you going to go?
01:52:30.000 If you're born in Somalia, what is the best you can do?
01:52:36.000 Be a pirate.
01:52:37.000 You think so?
01:52:38.000 Yeah, that's the best shit, right?
01:52:39.000 I mean, there's nothing else.
01:52:40.000 You're going to starve or you're going to be like Tommy Lee at the club.
01:52:43.000 Like, I'm going to be a pirate.
01:52:45.000 There's got to be a way to figure out a way to have an impact on people to the point where politicians are forced to recognize that we need another reconsideration of the way we're running things.
01:53:03.000 That we need to sit down and...
01:53:05.000 Really plan this thing out.
01:53:07.000 Because the corruption that we have, it's not that it's necessary.
01:53:11.000 Corruption is necessary the way it's run right here.
01:53:14.000 You've got to figure out a way.
01:53:15.000 If you can figure out a way to get the internet wirelessly and throw it through the air, how come you can't figure out a way to navigate humanity?
01:53:23.000 How come you can't figure out a way to make things fair for people?
01:53:26.000 Because they kill those.
01:53:26.000 The unfair is what they like.
01:53:28.000 I know, but isn't it funny?
01:53:29.000 They're just pussies that want...
01:53:31.000 It's like they want the cheat codes to the video games.
01:53:34.000 You know what I mean?
01:53:35.000 They don't want to actually play the game.
01:53:36.000 That's who runs shit.
01:53:37.000 It's amazing.
01:53:38.000 It really is amazing.
01:53:39.000 I mean, you look at Tesla and you look at what happened with...
01:53:41.000 He's like, I can take electricity from the air and give it to everybody for free.
01:53:45.000 They're like, the fuck you can?
01:53:46.000 Yeah.
01:53:47.000 And then all his shit gets destroyed.
01:53:49.000 Like, that's crazy.
01:53:51.000 Well, Tesla apparently was really nuts, too, though.
01:53:53.000 They say.
01:53:54.000 Yeah, they say that he had a relationship with a pigeon.
01:53:57.000 He was in love with a pigeon.
01:53:58.000 We can't judge.
01:54:00.000 I'm not judging, but I'm just saying, I think in order to have the kind of mind that can create so many things, I mean, Tesla was involved in...
01:54:08.000 Wasn't it you that was telling me about that though?
01:54:11.000 He thought that sex was such a distraction that he had to destroy his sexuality?
01:54:16.000 Yeah.
01:54:16.000 That's a guy, a fucking wicked genius, he thought of the radio.
01:54:20.000 Could do that?
01:54:22.000 That guy, what does destroying his sexuality mean?
01:54:25.000 Like, that's crazy.
01:54:26.000 And that that was an encumbrance.
01:54:27.000 Like, I'm sorry, I'm thinking about science too much to think about my dick ever.
01:54:30.000 I think he had some sort of a relationship with a woman that really wrecked him.
01:54:35.000 And he was really twisted and confused by it, and it really fucked him up.
01:54:39.000 So there was a quote that Tesla had destroyed his sexuality.
01:54:44.000 That was the quote, that he had destroyed his sexuality, which is really fascinating, man.
01:54:50.000 I don't know what that means, but I guess he made a conscious decision.
01:54:54.000 He said, you know what?
01:54:55.000 This is obviously...
01:54:56.000 This is a problem.
01:54:57.000 This thing is fucking my life up, and he was willing to put his money where his mouth is and stop the ball flow.
01:55:04.000 I know a scientist.
01:55:07.000 He made all kinds of shit.
01:55:09.000 He was on Monster Garage, that...
01:55:10.000 What's-his-name show?
01:55:12.000 And...
01:55:13.000 Wrote for Scientific American and shit.
01:55:15.000 Does all kinds of different shit.
01:55:17.000 But thought, I'm an experiment and I want to change myself into a woman.
01:55:21.000 And did a homemade...
01:55:23.000 That would be a fascinating one for your show.
01:55:25.000 This fucking lady.
01:55:26.000 Did a homemade sex change.
01:55:27.000 And became a woman.
01:55:28.000 Who's like...
01:55:29.000 Homemade?
01:55:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:55:31.000 I don't think did any hormones.
01:55:32.000 And maybe self-administered hormones.
01:55:34.000 And all...
01:55:35.000 Self-surgery too?
01:55:36.000 Crazy, crazy, crazy.
01:55:37.000 I don't know if it's a self-surgery fully.
01:55:40.000 I bet it doesn't feel the same and it smells different.
01:55:44.000 They said that eunuchs, there's a study that just came out, a study of over 80 eunuchs from the Chosun dynasty, which ruled in Korea from 1392 to 1897. They looked at the world's only record of eunuchs' lives and compared them to genealogical records of other men I'll
01:56:20.000 give up for 15 years.
01:56:22.000 What do you think it is?
01:56:22.000 They were just like in less danger, less stress?
01:56:25.000 It's probably just dealing with women.
01:56:28.000 Probably just dealing with the stress of chasing pussy.
01:56:31.000 It's like really bad in your heart.
01:56:33.000 These crazy fucks.
01:56:35.000 Well, how many people would even get out of bed really if it wasn't for some pussy?
01:56:39.000 Like whether to go work out or whether to go make money.
01:56:42.000 It kind of drives a lot of us guys to get out and do stuff.
01:56:46.000 Yeah, it becomes the main motivating factor for a lot of people, especially early in life.
01:56:51.000 And then I wonder how, like, eunuchs are, why were they made eunuchs?
01:56:54.000 To get taken care of.
01:56:55.000 They were some kind of in servitude, right?
01:56:56.000 And so they're taken care of.
01:56:57.000 They're like on welfare in a way.
01:56:59.000 They're a completely socialist unit.
01:57:01.000 So they don't have any stress about money or about who's going to steal their pigs or any of that shit, right?
01:57:07.000 Right.
01:57:07.000 They're probably, I mean, it said dynasty, so I'm assuming that's like kings, right?
01:57:12.000 Right, right, right.
01:57:14.000 So that's interesting.
01:57:15.000 Castration, which removes the source of the male hormones, increases lifespan in animals.
01:57:21.000 Let's try it, guys.
01:57:23.000 Let's do it.
01:57:23.000 I'll tell you what, man.
01:57:24.000 I had my dog fixed when he was five, and he changed.
01:57:27.000 He got really tired all the time.
01:57:29.000 He got lazy.
01:57:30.000 He just wanted to lay down.
01:57:31.000 It was sad.
01:57:32.000 It was sad to watch.
01:57:33.000 It was sad.
01:57:34.000 He was always horny and shit, so I was like, I think I need to get him fixed.
01:57:37.000 He's just a poor guy.
01:57:39.000 The doctors will tell you it's important.
01:57:42.000 One point in time, his balls were aching.
01:57:45.000 I thought there was something wrong with him.
01:57:47.000 He was going down the stairs, and he was yiping.
01:57:49.000 I was like, what's the matter, buddy?
01:57:50.000 So I wound up taking him to the vet, and the vet said, there's a dog in heat in your neighborhood.
01:57:56.000 His dick and balls were hurting so bad because of the dog in heat.
01:58:00.000 That he couldn't walk downstairs.
01:58:01.000 He would yipe.
01:58:02.000 And I was like, this poor guy is tortured.
01:58:04.000 It's not like I got steady pussy around him all the time.
01:58:06.000 The vet didn't give him release, did he?
01:58:08.000 I don't think so.
01:58:10.000 Imagine if that's what they did.
01:58:11.000 All right.
01:58:12.000 Why wouldn't you?
01:58:12.000 That's your best friend.
01:58:13.000 Yeah, well, the vet's supposed to suck the penis.
01:58:16.000 It's in the Torah.
01:58:17.000 After he cuts it, he must suck it.
01:58:19.000 You need a Jewish vet.
01:58:20.000 Yeah.
01:58:20.000 Imagine if there was, like, religious things for...
01:58:23.000 Dude, I had a bulldog.
01:58:23.000 That motherfucker, his knot came out.
01:58:25.000 You know, the knot in the penis of the dog that connects him so they ensure insemination.
01:58:30.000 And fucking...
01:58:31.000 It came out past the sheath of his skin.
01:58:34.000 I just...
01:58:34.000 I looked at that poor fucker and he's just...
01:58:37.000 Not happy at all.
01:58:41.000 I'm like, good luck with it.
01:58:42.000 You know, like, you just gotta wait till the swelling goes down, I guess, and goes in.
01:58:45.000 But it's like, you could see it almost tearing the skin back to fucking go back into, like, awful.
01:58:50.000 Well, you know, there's a funny thing about animals, that crazy desire to breed in bees, especially in honeybees.
01:58:58.000 The male honeybee has sex with a female honeybee, and his dick explodes.
01:59:02.000 Okay, his dick lodges inside of her.
01:59:05.000 What did you say explodes?
01:59:05.000 Breaks off, pops.
01:59:06.000 His balls literally burst.
01:59:08.000 His testicles burst, and his penis breaks off inside her, and he dies.
01:59:12.000 He, like, bleeds out.
01:59:14.000 The honeybee...
01:59:15.000 He's driven to fuck, okay?
01:59:17.000 Right.
01:59:17.000 And he fucks, and when he fucks, he dies.
01:59:19.000 That's it.
01:59:20.000 That's amazing.
01:59:21.000 Honeybees get, like, one shot at fucking and one shot at killing.
01:59:24.000 They get one shot.
01:59:25.000 If they sting you, the stinger is it.
01:59:27.000 It rips off from their abdomen and they die.
01:59:30.000 They die after that.
01:59:31.000 They die.
01:59:31.000 They die when they sting you.
01:59:32.000 That gives me consolation.
01:59:33.000 Isn't that crazy though?
01:59:35.000 What a shit design, man.
01:59:36.000 What is that?
01:59:37.000 What do you watch?
01:59:38.000 Elephantitis?
01:59:38.000 This is a sketch.
01:59:40.000 Remember your testes and you?
01:59:43.000 What is this from?
01:59:44.000 Remember Johnny Dangerously or whatever?
01:59:46.000 Oh, Johnny Dangerously.
01:59:48.000 Oh, that's funny.
01:59:49.000 That's what it's from.
01:59:50.000 You are a mad researcher, sir.
01:59:52.000 Yeah, how could you remember that?
01:59:53.000 This was my favorite as a kid.
01:59:55.000 Alright, cut it off.
01:59:56.000 Makes sense.
01:59:59.000 That was a good movie though.
02:00:00.000 That was back when Michael Keaton was like the man.
02:00:03.000 What happened to that guy?
02:00:05.000 I don't know.
02:00:06.000 Did you think he just like moved to Malibu and just...
02:00:08.000 I feel like he got a little throwback from Michael J. Fox.
02:00:10.000 I always got those confused and maybe there's a little illness...
02:00:12.000 Well, one of them was Batman.
02:00:14.000 Yeah.
02:00:15.000 It's hard to remember even that.
02:00:16.000 Michael Keaton was a good fucking Batman.
02:00:19.000 He was a good Batman.
02:00:19.000 I thought that, but I just watched it like four months ago and it totally wasn't that good anymore.
02:00:24.000 It doesn't hold up.
02:00:24.000 Yeah, it doesn't hold up.
02:00:26.000 But wasn't Jack Nicholson the Joker?
02:00:28.000 No, it was Danny DeVito.
02:00:29.000 Jack Nicholson was the Joker.
02:00:30.000 Oh, I watched the one with Danny DeVito.
02:00:32.000 Danny DeVito was the Penguin.
02:00:33.000 Yeah.
02:00:33.000 Oh, and Michael Keaton was in that one too?
02:00:36.000 Yeah.
02:00:37.000 He was the Batman more than once?
02:00:38.000 Yeah, I think it was twice.
02:00:40.000 Have you seen the picture of Val Kilmer with his head the size of a pumpkin?
02:00:44.000 And it just says, LOL, I used to be Batman.
02:00:48.000 That fucking poor guy.
02:00:50.000 That's so funny.
02:00:51.000 Isn't he living in New Mexico, too?
02:00:52.000 Yeah, he does.
02:00:53.000 He's got a ranch out there.
02:00:54.000 He probably gets mad at people for going on his ranch, to go fishing on his ranch.
02:00:58.000 Dude, it's like, New Mexico's like Hawaii, kind of.
02:01:01.000 Like, you can't, if you're not from there, like, that's one of the questions.
02:01:04.000 Like, if there's beef with somebody or you're on the road, like, there's, it's like, where are you from?
02:01:08.000 Like, is a, like, we're going to fight now.
02:01:10.000 Right.
02:01:11.000 You know what I mean?
02:01:11.000 And, like, if you walk around, like, Oahu at night, like, that's, if you're going to scrap with somebody, it's just going to happen.
02:01:18.000 Yeah.
02:01:19.000 And New Mexico is kind of like that.
02:01:21.000 He lives out in this place in Raton.
02:01:28.000 It's like all families, old families.
02:01:30.000 It's the same families that have had different families.
02:01:33.000 That's the community.
02:01:34.000 And he, I guess, just pisses those people off.
02:01:37.000 Drives through crazy and the whole deal.
02:01:39.000 Or parties.
02:01:40.000 Really?
02:01:41.000 It seems very unwise.
02:01:43.000 That's an indicator of how fucked up he is.
02:01:46.000 That he's not even aware of the danger that he's in.
02:01:49.000 Yeah.
02:01:50.000 But he's got, I think, some bad demons, you know?
02:01:52.000 Well, he's a movie star.
02:01:53.000 A big-time movie star.
02:01:55.000 And he's living amongst, like, real humble folk.
02:01:58.000 Folks that maybe make $12,000 a year.
02:02:00.000 Yeah.
02:02:01.000 And he's kind of flaunting it around.
02:02:03.000 That's fascinating.
02:02:04.000 And loaded a lot.
02:02:05.000 Does he have, like, handlers or security?
02:02:09.000 One of my friends used to work for him and would procure shit for him.
02:02:15.000 Procure shit for him.
02:02:16.000 Yeah.
02:02:16.000 Like, I don't know exactly what all his life is like.
02:02:20.000 Cryptic statement.
02:02:21.000 Procure shit for him.
02:02:22.000 Yeah, what happened?
02:02:23.000 He just decided to take his movie star money and just check out for a few years?
02:02:27.000 Last time I saw him, I did a show called Felon that he was the star of, but he was absent the whole time.
02:02:33.000 And then I saw him on some Indian Grammys type shit, and he could barely get sentences together.
02:02:40.000 It was like watching Bob Dylan perform.
02:02:42.000 It was just like, it was sad, man.
02:02:45.000 Oh, wow.
02:02:47.000 But they are talking.
02:02:49.000 Why does Bob Dylan can't get sentenced to that?
02:02:50.000 Dude, last time I saw him perform, it was like just slobbery drunk.
02:02:54.000 Bob Dylan was?
02:02:56.000 Come on, really?
02:02:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:02:58.000 Bob Dylan gets hammered?
02:02:59.000 Oh, he was at that time.
02:03:01.000 Where was this?
02:03:01.000 It was on some big award show.
02:03:03.000 It was like the Emmys or the Grammys or something like that that he was performing.
02:03:06.000 Whoa, I never heard of that.
02:03:07.000 There was a huge black woman that was singing backup that ended up taking over kind of for him.
02:03:12.000 Really?
02:03:12.000 It was embarrassingly so, yeah.
02:03:14.000 Why have I not heard this?
02:03:15.000 Bob Dylan drunk.
02:03:18.000 Dylan sings drunk.
02:03:20.000 I've never heard this.
02:03:21.000 I've never heard a bad word about Bob Dylan.
02:03:23.000 That's one of the weird things.
02:03:24.000 He's one of those dudes, it's like, you know, you have to respect.
02:03:27.000 He's not a bad word.
02:03:27.000 He had a couple drinks, you know?
02:03:28.000 Let's give him a break.
02:03:29.000 Okay, Brian, go to Bob Dylan singing drunk on stage on YouTube.
02:03:35.000 Yeah.
02:03:36.000 Maybe just old, dude.
02:03:37.000 Old dudes don't talk so well.
02:03:38.000 Well, it could be.
02:03:39.000 Who knows?
02:03:40.000 Get to a certain level.
02:03:42.000 You see it?
02:03:47.000 Let's see how drunk he sounds.
02:03:48.000 Oh, can you get some volume?
02:03:49.000 Oh, this seems like a fake video.
02:03:51.000 Why'd he say that?
02:03:52.000 Because it's...
02:03:53.000 Alright, we'll see.
02:03:55.000 What is that?
02:03:56.000 Brian, I'll suss it out.
02:03:59.000 Do you know how to get noise out of it this time?
02:04:01.000 Yeah, it's got noise.
02:04:02.000 It's just not loading up.
02:04:05.000 And it's got...
02:04:07.000 What's the tip-off that it's fake, Brian?
02:04:11.000 Here it goes.
02:04:14.000 Honestly, that could just be him.
02:04:28.000 That's just someone being old.
02:04:29.000 Yeah.
02:04:30.000 Yeah, I think that's off.
02:04:32.000 But there was something else.
02:04:33.000 Yeah.
02:04:34.000 Well, if you Google it, there's apparently a bunch of them.
02:04:38.000 Bob Dylan drunk another one.
02:04:41.000 So tell me about your kettlebells.
02:04:44.000 What about them?
02:04:44.000 You want to know?
02:04:45.000 I want to know, are they shaped like monkeys?
02:04:51.000 Can't talk about that right now.
02:04:52.000 Really?
02:04:53.000 Are they not out yet?
02:04:55.000 No.
02:04:55.000 Really?
02:04:56.000 I can't tell you that, man.
02:04:57.000 Because I need to buy kettlebells for the gym.
02:04:59.000 I'll get you some.
02:05:00.000 Okay.
02:05:00.000 Yeah, we'll get you a thumb through on it.
02:05:03.000 But the kettlebells that we have are the same ones from Troy.
02:05:09.000 You know, those big fat handles.
02:05:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:05:12.000 They're excellent.
02:05:13.000 Awesome.
02:05:13.000 They're the shit.
02:05:14.000 You still have that kettlebell studio?
02:05:17.000 Yeah, I've got a CrossFit jiu-jitsu gym.
02:05:19.000 In Santa Fe?
02:05:19.000 My 10th Planet Satellite has got a CrossFit gym in it in Santa Fe.
02:05:23.000 Are you going to train down here while you're in town?
02:05:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:05:25.000 I'm down at Scottie's usually.
02:05:27.000 Cool.
02:05:28.000 Down on Pico.
02:05:29.000 Where is he at?
02:05:30.000 He's at Pico and Doheny.
02:05:32.000 Okay.
02:05:33.000 Yeah, I don't get down there, man.
02:05:34.000 10thPlanetWestLA.com.
02:05:37.000 West LA. Scott Epstein.
02:05:38.000 There's so many different satellites now.
02:05:40.000 Dude, there's how many?
02:05:41.000 How many?
02:05:41.000 50?
02:05:42.000 I don't know.
02:05:42.000 He's got a lot of different screens.
02:05:43.000 I know.
02:05:43.000 I want to go see Alders, too, dude.
02:05:45.000 I haven't seen Alders in a long time.
02:05:46.000 It's at a good Muay Thai gym, too, which is a nice little pro.
02:05:49.000 Nice.
02:05:50.000 I see he's got a lot of fighters there.
02:05:52.000 Yeah, I've got to find a good Muay Thai gym, someplace to do some Muay Thai.
02:05:55.000 I need to mix it up a little bit.
02:05:57.000 Do you want to spar or what do you want to do?
02:05:59.000 Then why don't you just get a guy to hold pads?
02:06:01.000 Yeah, that's good.
02:06:02.000 I like to do drills too.
02:06:03.000 Just the rattle in the dome is not good for you.
02:06:07.000 Nope.
02:06:08.000 I know too many dudes who are getting a little weird just from sparring.
02:06:12.000 How many people that don't quit soon enough?
02:06:14.000 Yeah.
02:06:14.000 You know?
02:06:15.000 Yeah, it's a tricky thing, isn't it?
02:06:19.000 I mean, you retired.
02:06:20.000 For folks who don't know, Tate was on Season 2, The Ultimate Fighter.
02:06:25.000 Three.
02:06:25.000 Three?
02:06:25.000 Season three.
02:06:26.000 Michael Bisping's the year that Bisping won.
02:06:29.000 Tate was on that, and you had a couple fights after that, and you're like, you know what?
02:06:34.000 Yeah, you just get diminishing returns after a while, and you've got to make that choice, I think, and go, what...
02:06:42.000 What's the payoff here?
02:06:43.000 And even if you're really getting really big, big payoffs, like Chuck Liddell money at that time or something like that, it's like, what is the payoff of forever kind of having, like, thinking everything clearly?
02:06:54.000 Because I've been knocked out a couple times, and there's There's times after that where you know that you're not enunciating.
02:07:02.000 Or you have to really think.
02:07:03.000 You have to really put thought into your mechanisms to get the words out clearly.
02:07:08.000 But you're thinking it clearly, but it's just not going to your mouth.
02:07:12.000 When I thought that, I'd be like, holy fuck.
02:07:14.000 And I talked to Jardine about it a lot.
02:07:15.000 And he's like, yeah, I'm doing crossword puzzles.
02:07:17.000 I'm like, me too.
02:07:18.000 Every morning we're doing crossword puzzles after sparring.
02:07:21.000 It's fucking crazy, dude.
02:07:23.000 That's what George Foreman said, too.
02:07:25.000 Really?
02:07:26.000 Yeah.
02:07:26.000 I don't know that it helped.
02:07:29.000 Not George, but myself.
02:07:31.000 You wonder what that is.
02:07:34.000 You would talk about it always ringing in my head that they don't even know until 10 years after the concussion.
02:07:41.000 What the damage is.
02:07:42.000 And then I start thinking about residual damage, like not even knockouts, but dudes that are just getting jarred.
02:07:46.000 It's like you're getting fucking jarred all the time.
02:07:49.000 And like, even just wrestlers, man, like our football players, everybody gets it.
02:07:54.000 It's not just people with head trauma that's directly, it's like, it's the vibration in your body and the shaking of that head, you know?
02:08:00.000 I mean, I know stuntmen that have it too, but Yeah.
02:08:02.000 It's a real dangerous thing, and it's something to really be cognitive about and to go, what is enough, and where do I go from here, and what will the rest of my life be?
02:08:11.000 And the big thing, I think, with fighters especially is, like, here's a bunch of dudes that, you know, there's not everybody that's a Kenny Florian or something like that.
02:08:18.000 And by that, I mean, like, a career in law, perhaps, that he was going to have, right?
02:08:23.000 Wasn't he a law student at one time?
02:08:25.000 I'm not sure, but, you know, he's going to be fine.
02:08:26.000 There's a bunch of highly educated fighters, you know what I mean, that are out there.
02:08:29.000 And now, yeah, he's got a great job as a, He also has a gym.
02:08:35.000 He has his own gym.
02:08:36.000 I know he still has a place.
02:08:37.000 I think he opened up a place in Beverly Hills, too, where he's going to.
02:08:41.000 Oh, right on.
02:08:41.000 Yeah, he knows what to do.
02:08:42.000 I mean, Kenny Florian's a really smart guy.
02:08:44.000 But there's that kind of thing, and that's only so many guys.
02:08:47.000 And so then you think...
02:08:49.000 You know, all these guys that were working construction or that were working as bouncers or whatever, what am I? Because now I'm a fighter.
02:08:55.000 It's kind of a heralded thing.
02:08:56.000 And people are like in the store and they go, oh, look, he's a fighter.
02:08:59.000 And like, what are you now, though?
02:09:01.000 And that kind of getting to the root of yourself at the end of your career and going, who am I without this?
02:09:06.000 Or if you move to a new place, like a new city, and you don't have the same job, you don't have the same friends, you don't have the same girlfriend, you're broke.
02:09:12.000 Like, who are you now without any money in your pocket, without any of that?
02:09:16.000 Yeah.
02:09:16.000 And really getting to the base of yourself as a human.
02:09:19.000 And it's a scary question.
02:09:20.000 I think that that is the reason that guys stay too long in those sports is because they're like, well, fuck, what would I be without this?
02:09:27.000 And to me, that always seemed like a prison.
02:09:29.000 Like I never wanted to be in a position where I was going, oh, well, I'm a slave to this because I don't know what else would be possible.
02:09:35.000 And I'm like, I want to live in that infinite possibility that anything's possible.
02:09:39.000 And let's go jump off the cliff and see what's down there, you know?
02:09:43.000 Apparently, Bob Dylan was in a motorcycle accident.
02:09:46.000 Really?
02:09:46.000 And he was talked into by his band into getting speech therapy because he was in sort of denial about a slurring of the words after the motorcycle accident.
02:09:58.000 How dare me?
02:09:59.000 That's apparently the story online according to some dude on my message board named KM Design.
02:10:08.000 My apologies to Bob Dylan and his family.
02:10:11.000 But you think a good guy who's that creative probably has some demons, probably just getting lit up every night.
02:10:15.000 Maybe he just gets drunk and he's got a head injury.
02:10:18.000 Maybe he's got a great publicist.
02:10:19.000 Maybe he was getting hammered and he's like, I need a good excuse.
02:10:22.000 He went and got himself a motorcycle accident.
02:10:24.000 I'm a victim.
02:10:27.000 Well, I remember clearly when fucking Crazy Man had that motorcycle accident where he hit, what the fuck's his name, the guy who's always crazy on those reality shows, the older guy, Lethal Weapon, Gary Busey.
02:10:45.000 Gary Busey had a legit, serious impact with a curb in his fucking head and almost died.
02:10:51.000 And his head changed shape.
02:10:52.000 If you look at his face, pre-motorcycle accident and post-motorcycle accident, one of his eyes moved up or moved down.
02:11:00.000 I saw a guy fall out of a car today.
02:11:03.000 They're taking a right off of Olympic.
02:11:05.000 And I saw the door was open on the car.
02:11:08.000 And then they go to start taking the right.
02:11:10.000 And I see a hand reach out to grab the door.
02:11:12.000 And he bends the corner.
02:11:13.000 And I'm kind of looking back.
02:11:15.000 And boop, boop, boop.
02:11:16.000 The dude falls out.
02:11:16.000 I was like, how does that even happen?
02:11:19.000 This is so weird that you asked this.
02:11:20.000 In the last week, I've seen maybe three or four people fall on the ground.
02:11:25.000 Like I'm driving and I just see like a woman fall.
02:11:29.000 Three or four times this week I've seen it.
02:11:32.000 Have you noticed any people falling lately?
02:11:35.000 No.
02:11:35.000 Is this just a coincidence that I keep watching all these people falling?
02:11:39.000 Does this have to do with chemtrails?
02:11:40.000 I don't know, man.
02:11:41.000 Tower 7 falling.
02:11:43.000 Call Lady Bravo.
02:11:43.000 Call Lady Bravo.
02:11:44.000 See if there's a falling conspiracy.
02:11:46.000 He'll tell you it's orbs.
02:11:48.000 Something in the air.
02:11:50.000 Chemtrails making people fall.
02:11:52.000 I don't know.
02:11:53.000 Do you really think there's a conspiracy that people are falling?
02:11:57.000 I don't know.
02:11:57.000 I'm just saying like this week, for some reason, I've seen so many people fall where I'm just like driving by like, should I help this person?
02:12:04.000 Oh, there's like an ambulance right there.
02:12:05.000 It's a terrible photo of a person in China today that was run over by a street flattening truck.
02:12:11.000 They were trying to get protesters out and the guy stood his ground.
02:12:14.000 Like a paver.
02:12:15.000 Yeah, they ran over him.
02:12:16.000 Holy fuck.
02:12:18.000 Yeah, it's horrific.
02:12:19.000 It's like Tiananmen Square all over again.
02:12:21.000 Yeah, it is.
02:12:23.000 In China, they'll still run you over, man.
02:12:26.000 They're not quite there yet here.
02:12:27.000 No recourse.
02:12:28.000 They're not quite that yet here, but as long as the government keeps passing shit like the NDAA, that's around the corner.
02:12:35.000 The flattening you with a steamroller act.
02:12:37.000 And now you can't occupy Wall Street, goddammit.
02:12:44.000 He made that a felony to peaceably protest without a permit.
02:12:49.000 And so now that's a felonious act to go and assemble to protest corporations, which our fucking government is simply a shadow for anyway.
02:12:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:12:59.000 It's weird.
02:13:01.000 Gross.
02:13:02.000 It's like, how much can you just enjoy it and just live life and try to be cool in your own community and be surrounded by your own...
02:13:14.000 You try to only rock it that way, but you gotta always think that these motherfuckers could come in and fuck up your shit and think that they're allowed to.
02:13:23.000 It's like, you really aren't that much connected to someone who lives in Washington, D.C. You're just not.
02:13:29.000 They're too far away.
02:13:30.000 It's really crazy.
02:13:31.000 But someone who's got a boner for you in Washington, D.C. that has power...
02:13:36.000 could decide to use it and find some reason to fuck you over and come after you, especially if you're involved in something that they've written down on paper that says you're not allowed to do.
02:13:47.000 Or even if you're not and you're opposed to that thing publicly, then you're vilified and they can do whatever they want to get behind that.
02:13:54.000 And it makes me think those people just haven't had some nice steamed broccoli and a steak.
02:13:58.000 Get yourself a good ribeye, medium, and go and help some people.
02:14:01.000 What feels fucking better than helping people?
02:14:03.000 Go out and help.
02:14:05.000 As far as how we can shove people down and how we can control people, how about you help people?
02:14:10.000 There's an enrichment there.
02:14:11.000 And then when everybody does better, everybody fucking does better.
02:14:14.000 And it's a fucking universal law, you cocksuckers.
02:14:16.000 It is, but the problem is you're dealing with people that, first of all, are completely unenlightened.
02:14:22.000 And again, they're operating...
02:14:24.000 The people that are in power now, besides Obama, who's essentially a child of the internet.
02:14:30.000 I mean, he existed before the internet, but he's had massive amounts of access to it since the 1990s when it was around.
02:14:36.000 So he's basically grown, maybe not grown up, but grown with it.
02:14:41.000 But the other people that are in...
02:14:43.000 If you look at a Newt Gingrich type character or Dick Cheney...
02:14:46.000 Those guys are operating on the old way.
02:14:50.000 They're operating the old way of corruption when you can get away with shit, like on Rand Contra.
02:14:55.000 You can bribe off judges and figure out a way to sneak shit under the door and change the law so it makes what you're doing legal.
02:15:01.000 And that is the way they've been rocking it since the beginning of time.
02:15:05.000 It's going to take the next generation coming up.
02:15:08.000 We hear this guy, David Seaman, on the podcast, who is a congressional candidate, or is a congressional candidate.
02:15:13.000 He's 26 years old, and he's trying to expose all the bullshit that's going on in politics and with the lobbyists.
02:15:24.000 It's so much for a young guy to take on if you really want a career in cleaning up corruption and you want to actually live and not get sniped.
02:15:35.000 Or become a pedophile or whatever else they put on you.
02:15:39.000 They can make him whatever.
02:15:40.000 That's the scary part.
02:15:41.000 Or go, you know what?
02:15:43.000 We'll give you $5 million.
02:15:45.000 We have that.
02:15:46.000 That's easy money.
02:15:47.000 Just get on board.
02:15:49.000 Yeah, and they can figure out a way to compromise you nice and slowly.
02:15:52.000 Nicely and slowly.
02:15:53.000 They just slow cook your ass.
02:15:54.000 Didn't they do that with Kennedy?
02:15:55.000 They brought him down to Cuba and got him some hookers and shit.
02:15:59.000 Maryland.
02:15:59.000 They paid for Maryland.
02:16:01.000 They paid for Maryland?
02:16:01.000 Maryland went down there and paid her like...
02:16:03.000 I think you're making shit up now.
02:16:04.000 A thousand dollars?
02:16:05.000 I see that face.
02:16:06.000 A thousand?
02:16:06.000 That's the I'm making shit up face.
02:16:08.000 It's only a thousand from Alan.
02:16:09.000 She wasn't that expensive.
02:16:10.000 What do you think a thousand bucks is worth in the Maryland and Monroe days?
02:16:13.000 It's probably, like, could you get a car for a thousand bucks?
02:16:15.000 Yeah.
02:16:15.000 Is that six grand?
02:16:16.000 Really?
02:16:17.000 Well, they were talking about what's, like, a brand new Mustang, like, when the Fastback came out, like, 65, like, 3,500 bucks or something like that?
02:16:24.000 New Mustang.
02:16:25.000 Nineteen price.
02:16:27.000 Let's go with 1963. Okay.
02:16:30.000 Because I think a Fastback, if you got a Fastback or you could have Maryland for a week, that's probably comparable.
02:16:36.000 Yeah, I don't know.
02:16:38.000 What, a Fastback or Maryland for a week?
02:16:40.000 Yeah.
02:16:40.000 No, you need a Fleshlight and a Mustang.
02:16:42.000 That's what you need.
02:16:43.000 Pretend.
02:16:44.000 Oh, shit.
02:16:44.000 Pretend.
02:16:45.000 A week, you kill yourself.
02:16:46.000 You'd be like, I can't believe I could have had a fucking 1963 Mustang.
02:16:49.000 I could have had a Fleshlight.
02:16:53.000 I could have had a V8. I'm going to a Fleshlight party tomorrow.
02:16:56.000 Oh, are you really?
02:16:57.000 Yeah.
02:16:58.000 Fascinating.
02:16:59.000 Are you going to talk to girls there, Brian?
02:17:01.000 Texas, Texas is going to be there.
02:17:03.000 Awesome!
02:17:03.000 Big old booty on her, right?
02:17:05.000 I've seen her on film.
02:17:07.000 That girl is proof that men don't give a fuck about skinny, like, stick figure type chicks.
02:17:15.000 Thick legs and ass.
02:17:15.000 Thank you very much.
02:17:16.000 That girl is at least five pounds overweight.
02:17:18.000 And a smile!
02:17:18.000 Does she ever not have a smile?
02:17:20.000 Oh, yeah.
02:17:20.000 Even when she's blowing, guys.
02:17:21.000 She's smiling.
02:17:22.000 I've always wanted to meet her.
02:17:23.000 These are all Mustangs for sale.
02:17:25.000 It doesn't really say what it cost back then.
02:17:29.000 Oh, wait a minute.
02:17:30.000 What if we do like a Price Circa?
02:17:32.000 There's a bunch of different sites.
02:17:33.000 Missy Martinez.
02:17:34.000 I don't know who that is.
02:17:35.000 Who's Missy Martinez?
02:17:36.000 My new favorite.
02:17:37.000 You know, like, you're ahead of the curve, kid.
02:17:40.000 He's got the ones that just moved from Arkansas.
02:17:43.000 They've been here three weeks.
02:17:44.000 Caden Cross, you know her?
02:17:46.000 She's hot.
02:17:48.000 Yeah, I've seen her before.
02:17:49.000 Sam Tripoli?
02:17:50.000 Sam Tripoli is the hottest one.
02:17:52.000 Is he going to be there with the twins?
02:17:53.000 Yeah, I heard Brian Callen's going to be there.
02:17:55.000 That seems like a bad idea.
02:17:58.000 Why is that a bad idea, Brian?
02:18:00.000 Why is it a bad idea?
02:18:01.000 Just so many hot chicks.
02:18:02.000 He's going to go crazy.
02:18:05.000 He's a handsome guy.
02:18:06.000 He's going to kill him with his comedy.
02:18:08.000 Who's better looking than Brian Callen, really?
02:18:10.000 Probably you.
02:18:11.000 He's romantic.
02:18:12.000 And then next in line, Brian.
02:18:15.000 I'm still waiting for Brian to take me to Olive Garden.
02:18:18.000 Oh, it can happen.
02:18:20.000 And what's going to happen when you get there, Tate?
02:18:22.000 We're going to have a sensible meal.
02:18:25.000 We're going to have butter coffee.
02:18:27.000 What happens at Olive Garden?
02:18:28.000 I don't even know what happens behind those doors, Brian.
02:18:33.000 A soldier had hiccups, okay?
02:18:37.000 And one soldier was trying to scare this soldier out of his hiccups.
02:18:41.000 And the way he did it was shooting him in the face.
02:18:44.000 That would work, I guess, to cure the hiccups.
02:18:47.000 Yeah.
02:18:47.000 That seems like the worst excuse for shooting your buddy ever.
02:18:50.000 And he's being charged with manslaughter.
02:18:52.000 This is just...
02:18:53.000 Not murder.
02:18:54.000 No.
02:18:55.000 Because he had a stupid excuse.
02:18:56.000 He pulled out a gun in order to scare him and stop the hiccups and the gun went off.
02:19:01.000 That's crazy.
02:19:02.000 And he blew the guy's brains off.
02:19:04.000 I feel like if you make that poor decision, we should put you in prison anyway, regardless if it's Well, when you think about these guys that have been over there and have seen action, if you've ever seen some of those soldiers against the Iraq war where they talk about all the different shit that their commanding officers told them to do, and the first guy who gets a knife kill gets days off, and they're lucky to kill people with knives.
02:19:28.000 And you go from that to the regular world.
02:19:32.000 It's true.
02:19:32.000 It's a different thing.
02:19:34.000 You can't...
02:19:35.000 It's almost like you have to...
02:19:36.000 You've got friends that were in Blackwater or that were Force Recon Marines and shit, and it's like...
02:19:42.000 It's a different thing that they live with.
02:19:44.000 Years, I think.
02:19:46.000 Maybe never.
02:19:47.000 Six years or something before my one buddy didn't want to shoot himself in the face.
02:19:51.000 Like every day afterwards.
02:19:53.000 And you live through shit like that.
02:19:55.000 You're at a young age and you're asked to do horrific, unimaginable things for a cause that then it comes to light eventually if you're a thinking person and all that.
02:20:06.000 We're not even supposed to do...
02:20:07.000 This is unjust.
02:20:08.000 Isn't it amazing how our depictions of...
02:20:11.000 If you look at theatrical depictions or romantic movies about war, very little of them dealt with the real horrors of war.
02:20:21.000 Look at our fucking news.
02:20:23.000 I mean, if you go to Spain or something and look at the news, there's bodies.
02:20:26.000 There's body parts.
02:20:28.000 There's the horror of what death is.
02:20:30.000 And here in America, we don't have any of that stuff.
02:20:33.000 That's why we have 9% unemployment and Spain has 25% tape.
02:20:37.000 Is that why?
02:20:37.000 That's the reason?
02:20:38.000 Yeah, it's bad.
02:20:38.000 It keeps people out of work.
02:20:40.000 I had no idea.
02:20:40.000 If you want to see violence on TV and reality on TV, you hate America.
02:20:44.000 Oh.
02:20:44.000 We're not ready for that.
02:20:46.000 Oh.
02:20:47.000 That makes sense.
02:20:49.000 Who do I vote for?
02:20:52.000 Imagine what it's like for people that have this, like, well, I've talked to a fucking guy.
02:20:56.000 I talked to a guy who was at the Ice House a couple of weeks ago who came and told me about, he actually joined the army to try to pay for school, and then a month later, September 11th happened.
02:21:07.000 Yeah, so he got shipped off to Iraq, and he was telling me about what an insane clusterfuck it is, and then how when he first got there, right when he got there, he was like, well, I guess at least we're coming over here, getting rid of a dictator, getting rid of stopping something like September 11th happening, and then his commanding officer said, what the fuck are you talking about?
02:21:28.000 We're here to get oil.
02:21:30.000 That's what we're here for.
02:21:31.000 His commanding officer broke it down for him on the way...
02:21:34.000 My stepmom was like that.
02:21:35.000 She was like...
02:21:36.000 Well, we're giving freedom to those people and this and that.
02:21:38.000 I'm like, if that were even true, tell the mom in Minnesota who just fucking got her boy back in a bag about Iraqi freedom.
02:21:48.000 Who gives a fuck?
02:21:50.000 These are dead people.
02:21:54.000 We're going to push freedom at the end of a gun.
02:21:56.000 That makes sense.
02:21:56.000 It's the ultimate irony, too, because we got that guy in power.
02:22:00.000 The idea that this dictator...
02:22:02.000 How did he become a dictator?
02:22:03.000 He got a dictator because he's backed by the United States.
02:22:05.000 How about Noriega?
02:22:05.000 And then Noriega says, I'm not playing ball.
02:22:07.000 And they say, well, we're going to kidnap you then.
02:22:08.000 A sovereign leader from another country.
02:22:10.000 We send in special ops and kidnap him.
02:22:12.000 The only place where they rock it in a healthy way is places like fucking Iceland and shit.
02:22:19.000 You gotta go where it's really cold and no one wants to go there.
02:22:23.000 And those people are down for their country.
02:22:25.000 You don't have fucking food that's bad for you.
02:22:28.000 I mean, you can eat shit, but there's not a conspiracy to hurt the populace.
02:22:33.000 It's like the government is for the populace there.
02:22:35.000 I think it's because it's small enough there's only like 300,000 people in Iceland or something like that.
02:22:39.000 It's very small.
02:22:40.000 You could throw bankers in jail there, too.
02:22:42.000 They do shit like that.
02:22:43.000 Well, I just watched Lawless.
02:22:46.000 It's fucking rad.
02:22:46.000 What is that?
02:22:47.000 It's a movie about moonshiners.
02:22:49.000 And during Prohibition, Tom Hardy's in it.
02:22:52.000 Oh, yeah.
02:22:52.000 That's a good movie?
02:22:53.000 Dude, it was fun, man.
02:22:54.000 Did it just come out?
02:22:55.000 Yeah, I just saw it last night.
02:22:56.000 I haven't heard shit about that.
02:22:57.000 You hear anything about that?
02:22:58.000 It was good.
02:22:59.000 You're going to like it.
02:22:59.000 Really?
02:23:00.000 And the way they deal with the law, they're like...
02:23:03.000 A couple of sheriffs come through and they're like, you're trying to intimidate us.
02:23:07.000 And fucking the brass knuckles come out and shit.
02:23:09.000 It's like, as long as you're righteous, everything's cool.
02:23:12.000 Yeah, we'll honor that badge.
02:23:13.000 But if you try to get silly, you want to extort money from us, hmm, alright.
02:23:17.000 We're going to talk with a bat.
02:23:19.000 It's wild.
02:23:19.000 Well, that's how people lived back then.
02:23:21.000 I mean, if there was really a time where it was fair.
02:23:25.000 Right, exactly.
02:23:26.000 And we look at it, you know, it's like good guys and bad guys.
02:23:29.000 No, it's bad guys and other bad guys.
02:23:31.000 Yeah, it's all bad guys.
02:23:32.000 It's all bad guys back then.
02:23:34.000 It's all bad guys.
02:23:35.000 And that's, you know, we're the end of that.
02:23:38.000 We are as far as humanity has ever gone.
02:23:41.000 What we are today, September, what is it, 27th or something?
02:23:46.000 What is it?
02:23:47.000 25 or 6?
02:23:48.000 December 25th.
02:23:49.000 September 25th, 2012. What we are today is the accumulation of error upon error, of human error, learning, And improving upon that and society moving forward, technological innovation, conquering different countries.
02:24:06.000 We're at the end of that line.
02:24:07.000 This is like as good as people have ever been, ever.
02:24:11.000 Like right now.
02:24:12.000 The most capable we've ever been.
02:24:13.000 That's what we think.
02:24:14.000 The most information access.
02:24:16.000 What about all the sand people?
02:24:17.000 All those motherfuckers.
02:24:18.000 No!
02:24:19.000 The people that have turned to sand, like the iPhone.
02:24:22.000 What about all the other civilizations?
02:24:24.000 Oh, the people that got whacked out, you mean?
02:24:26.000 Yeah, I mean, who knows if they were the most advanced.
02:24:29.000 They didn't make it.
02:24:30.000 Yeah, I wonder.
02:24:31.000 I wonder if there's been other civilizations.
02:24:33.000 They keep finding shit.
02:24:35.000 They keep finding these old cities.
02:24:35.000 Did you hear about that telescope?
02:24:37.000 You ever listen to that dude?
02:24:38.000 A black guy used to work for NASA. Tyson Degrassi?
02:24:44.000 Yeah.
02:24:45.000 Man!
02:24:46.000 Neil Tyson Degrassi.
02:24:47.000 Dude, that motherfucker is badass.
02:24:49.000 I'm going to get him on the podcast.
02:24:50.000 I'm trying to get him on.
02:24:51.000 I'm going back and forth with him.
02:24:52.000 Oh, dude.
02:24:52.000 I'll give him a foot massage if he comes in.
02:24:54.000 Whoa, would you really?
02:24:55.000 Oil or dry?
02:24:56.000 Absolutely.
02:24:57.000 If you wanted oil, I would do that.
02:24:58.000 Oil's nice.
02:24:59.000 I would do some lotion.
02:24:59.000 You know what I mean?
02:25:00.000 Oil's nice.
02:25:00.000 For sure.
02:25:01.000 Yeah.
02:25:02.000 I mean, my hands are like pumiced and jerking off of them is like torture, but...
02:25:05.000 I think if there was really advanced societies, it's very unlikely that they reach this level, except for some of the giant stone constructions.
02:25:13.000 That's the only thing that makes you really step back and go, man, I'm not sure about that.
02:25:16.000 Or that it was intercontinental, that the same construction existed in different continents.
02:25:20.000 That's crazy.
02:25:21.000 But he was talking, anyway, I was listening to that dude, Degrassi, Degrassi.
02:25:27.000 And he was saying that they have a telescope that's like, I don't know if it's a hundred or a thousand, what he said times the Hubble telescope was.
02:25:34.000 That they could construct, but it would be $10 billion.
02:25:37.000 And that they just wouldn't fund it.
02:25:39.000 And he said, to put it in perspective, what $10 billion was, is what from 1956 or whenever NASA was created, what has been in that program since then, has been about that.
02:25:48.000 Or what one month in Afghanistan is, is $10 billion.
02:25:52.000 But they won't fucking make this telescope, which they say...
02:25:55.000 They think they could see the origins of fucking time.
02:25:58.000 That you could look back through space and see the origins, but we don't want that.
02:26:02.000 That would upset the apple cart.
02:26:04.000 That's crazy.
02:26:05.000 Isn't there a good contract to be made in building that thing?
02:26:09.000 That $10 billion it costs to build that.
02:26:11.000 Wouldn't there be a company that can profit off of that?
02:26:14.000 Dude, you gotta get him on.
02:26:15.000 He would be fascinating as fuck.
02:26:16.000 That is an amazing thing when you really look at that number.
02:26:19.000 Like, how much money that is.
02:26:20.000 And what it is, really.
02:26:21.000 I mean, and these guys are talking about, oh, the president, whoever's the naysayer against whatever president it is, there's trillions of dollars.
02:26:27.000 That doesn't even mean anything to me.
02:26:29.000 You might as well say, we're headphones in debt.
02:26:31.000 Like, okay, like, I don't, like, cool.
02:26:34.000 Yeah, when you get to, like, be 13 trillion, it's insurmountable, right?
02:26:38.000 We're 1,400,000 ampules in debt.
02:26:41.000 Like, I don't know what any of that shit looks like.
02:26:43.000 Okay.
02:26:43.000 Yeah, and how does that work again?
02:26:46.000 The Federal Reserve is, what is the Federal Reserve?
02:26:48.000 Nobody understands it.
02:26:50.000 I used to think they understood it until the crash, and then I was like, oh, you guys don't get it either.
02:26:54.000 I got a bunch of fucking $100 bills, the old school little small head $100 bills.
02:26:59.000 Dude, they're all in Louisiana.
02:27:01.000 And then I'm thinking, what is all the old-ass money that's around here that's just buried and in mattresses?
02:27:06.000 Those are mansions fucking everywhere around there.
02:27:09.000 But at one point in time, is it worth anything?
02:27:11.000 When your money goes out of print, if you had some Civil War-era money, it's not good anymore.
02:27:16.000 It's got to be in real good shape if it's good, because I watch Pawn Wars.
02:27:20.000 Yeah, but even then, someone has to buy it.
02:27:21.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:27:22.000 It's not like you can go in the bank and go, hey, can you give me a million dollars?
02:27:25.000 This is my million dollars in 1902. They had totally different money back then.
02:27:31.000 It's weird that gold still has value in that way, since it doesn't back anything anymore, really.
02:27:36.000 Yeah, right?
02:27:37.000 Yeah, what does it mean?
02:27:38.000 Well, it's still good for things, conducting.
02:27:40.000 Like the Anunnaki.
02:27:41.000 The Anunnaki.
02:27:43.000 It's good as a conductor.
02:27:44.000 It's good if you want to have better looking teeth.
02:27:47.000 You can bling them up.
02:27:48.000 You ever thought about rocking a gold tooth?
02:27:49.000 Yeah, I got this one's fake right here.
02:27:51.000 So I was thinking of doing platinum or something.
02:27:53.000 Right off to the side too.
02:27:54.000 That would be pretty dope.
02:27:55.000 That would be kind of pirate-like.
02:27:57.000 People are like, oh, your career would be fucked up.
02:27:58.000 I'm like, as if looking like Cindy Crawford has ever been my career.
02:28:02.000 Being more fucked up looking would be bad.
02:28:04.000 I got a big old pumpkin head and tattoos everywhere.
02:28:06.000 Your career.
02:28:07.000 Isn't that hilarious?
02:28:09.000 People are so funny about what they think will and won't ruin your career.
02:28:12.000 They got it figured out.
02:28:13.000 I love that line, those that tell you how to do it never did it.
02:28:17.000 It's such uncharted territory, the whole thing.
02:28:20.000 If you want to live a different life, then it's like get up, go to work, fucking go back to get married, go to church, all that shit.
02:28:26.000 You should go super crazy and get some breast implants.
02:28:29.000 That's the lady that I'm talking about.
02:28:31.000 She did that show.
02:28:32.000 Brian, why would you even say that?
02:28:33.000 That doesn't even...
02:28:34.000 Because if he wants to...
02:28:35.000 Because he's so attracted to me already.
02:28:37.000 Yeah.
02:28:38.000 He wants you to be a woman.
02:28:38.000 That he wants me to...
02:28:39.000 But he doesn't understand.
02:28:40.000 If you had a relationship with Tate, you would be the woman.
02:28:43.000 No.
02:28:44.000 You know, the most of my...
02:28:45.000 Are you kidding me, Brian?
02:28:46.000 No.
02:28:47.000 We could prove that right now.
02:28:50.000 I don't know who you think is coming through the door to help you.
02:28:53.000 Well...
02:28:54.000 If you want to show off in front of Joe, we all know.
02:28:58.000 We all know where your love lies.
02:29:01.000 Yeah, dawg.
02:29:02.000 Tate Fletcher.
02:29:03.000 Follow Tate on Twitter, ladies and gentlemen.
02:29:06.000 Tatamus Maximus on Twitter.
02:29:08.000 And if people are in Santa Fe and they want to go to your gym, what's the gym?
02:29:12.000 Undisputed Fitness.
02:29:13.000 Undisputed Fitness.
02:29:14.000 You can find that at UndisputedFitness.com or CrossFitSantaFe.com.
02:29:17.000 And look for Tate in Fright Night.
02:29:20.000 Powerful 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu Santa Fe.
02:29:22.000 I saw Tate in Fright Night.
02:29:23.000 That was a good goddamn movie.
02:29:24.000 That was a good movie.
02:29:25.000 It was fun, huh?
02:29:25.000 Fun!
02:29:26.000 Good vampire movie.
02:29:27.000 It was a real vampire, not some fucking pussy that can go outside and sparkle.
02:29:31.000 Yeah, yeah, I like that.
02:29:32.000 It was real.
02:29:33.000 Dude, but the big thing's coming up, dude, that Arnold Schwarzenegger, they just started doing, for Expendables, they did the trailer, and it's called The Last Stand, and there's some awesome shit that I did in there, just fucking wrecking myself.
02:29:45.000 It's fucking fun, dude.
02:29:47.000 And that's in The Expendables?
02:29:49.000 That'll be coming up in January.
02:29:50.000 No, they just did the trailer for Expendables.
02:29:52.000 Oh, during Expendables.
02:29:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:29:54.000 Oh, what is the name of that movie?
02:29:55.000 The Last Stand.
02:29:56.000 Oh yeah, I heard about that.
02:29:57.000 It's Arnold Schwarzenegger's comeback to film.
02:29:59.000 Is it good?
02:30:00.000 Is it fun?
02:30:00.000 It was fun to do.
02:30:02.000 Who knows what it looks like after they...
02:30:03.000 Did you hang with him?
02:30:04.000 Yeah, he was cool as shit, dude.
02:30:06.000 He was funny.
02:30:07.000 I mean, he's got jokes about Maria.
02:30:10.000 Really?
02:30:10.000 Like, he's in the bus, we're filming the scene.
02:30:13.000 And the phone's supposed to ring, and it's supposed to be the terrorist.
02:30:16.000 Like, my boss is supposed to be calling them, and they're rolling.
02:30:20.000 And I don't know, dude, when, like, the way I look at it, like, I'm nobody.
02:30:23.000 And, like, when they're, like, to have a shot fucked up because of you, I'd be, like, mortified, you know?
02:30:28.000 Right.
02:30:28.000 He's there, and they're rolling, and they got it going, and everything's going good, and da-da-da-da-da, and the phone rings, and he's like, hello?
02:30:35.000 And he says...
02:30:37.000 Maria, I told you to never call me here.
02:30:39.000 Right in front of production.
02:30:41.000 He's funny, man.
02:30:42.000 Wow.
02:30:43.000 So he sends the tension.
02:30:45.000 And super cool, laid back, just sets everybody at ease.
02:30:48.000 He eats in the cafeteria with...
02:30:49.000 He's just a fucking cool guy, man.
02:30:51.000 He's just banging housekeepers and maids and shit on the regular.
02:30:57.000 I heard he was getting back together with...
02:30:59.000 Really?
02:30:59.000 That's what I heard.
02:31:00.000 I don't know.
02:31:01.000 But he's super kind, man.
02:31:02.000 I don't have a bad thing to say about that, dude.
02:31:05.000 He's an interesting cat, that's for sure.
02:31:07.000 And all his people were super cool, man.
02:31:09.000 Really?
02:31:09.000 Yeah, everybody was dope around him.
02:31:11.000 Because they're always depleted of sperm.
02:31:13.000 They're constantly just coming.
02:31:14.000 Coming all the time.
02:31:16.000 All the time I'm coming.
02:31:18.000 Coming, coming.
02:31:20.000 I thought about, I'm like, what do you call him?
02:31:22.000 Like, Mr. Schwarzenegger, Arnold, the governor?
02:31:24.000 Because most people that are in office, they're the governor or the president forever, right?
02:31:28.000 Yeah.
02:31:29.000 And then I'm like, fuck that.
02:31:30.000 Anybody can be the governor.
02:31:31.000 Arnold is like, that's a whole establishment unto itself, man.
02:31:34.000 That is a boss.
02:31:35.000 He's a brand.
02:31:36.000 He's certainly a brand.
02:31:38.000 All right, tomorrow we got Ian Edwards, ladies and gentlemen.
02:31:41.000 Very funny comic from New York who's now living here in Lloch Angeles.
02:31:44.000 He will be with us tomorrow.
02:31:46.000 And again, this weekend, I'm with Duncan Trussell.
02:31:49.000 Joey Diaz is a no-show.
02:31:51.000 No.
02:31:51.000 Some new thing came up that he had to do, so he can't make it.
02:31:54.000 Like a fucker, fucker.
02:31:55.000 Hey, you can find him, Mad Flavor.
02:31:57.000 Contact him.
02:31:58.000 I told Joe Rogan I wasn't doing that fucking gig.
02:32:01.000 This weekend, Raleigh, North Carolina, Friday night, we're at Memorial Hall.
02:32:06.000 And Saturday night, we're in Asheville at the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium.
02:32:10.000 And I keep hearing that Asheville is the shit.
02:32:13.000 I hear it's so fucking beautiful.
02:32:15.000 Have you been up there?
02:32:15.000 Yeah, it's beautiful.
02:32:16.000 It's supposed to be unbelievable.
02:32:17.000 It's up in the mountains.
02:32:18.000 It's supposed to be just gorgeous as shit.
02:32:20.000 Yeah, people go there and they go, I gotta live here.
02:32:23.000 So we'll see.
02:32:23.000 We'll see.
02:32:24.000 I got a bunch of friends there right now.
02:32:26.000 They're doing Iron Man 3 out there.
02:32:27.000 Powerful Iron Man 3. That's the hat I'm wearing right now, maybe.
02:32:29.000 Is it?
02:32:30.000 Yeah, maybe it is.
02:32:31.000 All right, listen.
02:32:32.000 Thanks, everybody, for tuning in.
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02:34:08.000 Alright, you fucking freaks.
02:34:09.000 Thanks to everybody for tuning into the podcast.
02:34:11.000 Thanks to everybody who came out to Toronto this past weekend.
02:34:13.000 It was fucking bananas!
02:34:15.000 Had a great time.
02:34:16.000 Thanks to Sam Tripoli for hooking it up, as well as Ari Shafir.
02:34:19.000 Ari's new CD comes out today, ladies and gentlemen.
02:34:23.000 Awesome.
02:34:24.000 Check out the CD cover of that.
02:34:26.000 Have you seen that?
02:34:26.000 If you go, put it up.
02:34:27.000 Put it up.
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02:34:35.000 Come on, you know what I'm talking about, Twitter?
02:34:37.000 Why are you trying to pretend?
02:34:39.000 I'm going blind.
02:34:40.000 I can't even read what I'm writing on Twitter.
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02:34:51.000 That's so awesome.
02:34:52.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:34:53.000 I saw that.
02:34:53.000 Revenge for the Holocaust.
02:34:54.000 He's a big Jew spider going after Hitler.
02:34:56.000 I hope he doesn't hurt him.
02:34:57.000 What, the Jew spider?
02:34:58.000 Yeah.
02:34:58.000 Good night.
02:34:59.000 Good night.
02:34:59.000 Shut it off.