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00:00:42.000What we're mad at ultimately is that we're in a broke system.
00:00:45.000Not the people that are in the broke system that are just trying to make a living.
00:00:50.000I'm the last person that would be upset at the people that are...
00:00:53.000I think human nature, when you're inside of a situation, like when you have the kind of ultimate control of the people that are in the head of a government, anybody that would pass something like the National Defense Authorization Act or anybody that would...
00:01:06.000That's like you've gotten to this incredible position of ultimate control.
00:01:10.000You can do some really ridiculous shit.
00:01:13.000I feel bad for people to get to that spot.
00:05:46.000It's like water seeks its own level eventually.
00:05:49.000And if you had all this going on, if you were doing a podcast and everybody would come to see you and you weren't funny, it wouldn't be happening the way it's happening.
00:06:09.000This is a weird thing with a lot of podcast people.
00:06:11.000that right because of that the comics who do sort of an honest style of comedy just an open and honest style It's like there's a premium put on that now.
00:07:32.000But realistically, if I can give you an honest answer without hurting anyone's feelings, you would have to tell them, look, you've just started this, so of course you're going to be god-awful.
00:07:41.000Yeah, that's hard for people to accept, though, especially smart people.
00:07:44.000Smart people think that, yeah, you know what, though, man?
00:11:27.000I had a picture of me in Israel, my fight when I got there because the drinking age is 18. And I was drunk, barf in a sink, like leaned over it.
00:15:40.000You know, like a clever person like Betty White marketed it for you.
00:15:43.000I do like the marketing techniques they have is because the pro-life and pro-choice, when you think about just their names, they're not at odds.
00:15:49.000They're both pro-choices and they're both pro-life.
00:17:18.000You're playing like this game of trickery with nature.
00:17:22.000Nature's only rewarding you with those awesome feelings because that's how you make humans.
00:17:26.000And imagine how good it feels if you're not even masturbating.
00:17:30.000If you're not masturbating and you're just a person and neither one of you ever masturbates and you get together naked and you wind up fucking like, oh my god, of course you're going to come inside her.
00:17:39.000Of course she's going to make a person.
00:17:40.000That's how they rocked it, caveman days.
00:17:55.000About if animals had to watch humans, like Animal Planet version of humans, they'd be like, see this mating, and then they'd pull out and shoot it on the floor or something.
00:19:48.000And you just watch them and learn their technique and shit.
00:19:51.000You get to see them do the same jokes a lot too, which is interesting as a guy learning how to do it.
00:19:56.000Because everybody wants to think as an audience member that a person on stage saying something, that's the first time they've ever said it.
00:20:16.000But you can't guarantee when those are coming and when they're not.
00:20:21.000There's some dude in Indianapolis that came back to my show a second time, because he came one night, then he got my album, which was different, Revenge for the Holocaust, available on iTunes.
00:20:29.000Revenge for the Holocaust, ladies and gentlemen, available on iTunes.
00:21:40.000But the way jujitsu was invented was some Brazilian guy came home early from work one day and found his wife did not have dinner ready for him.
00:21:52.000So he's choking her because of that fucking choking the life out of her.
00:21:56.000And the girl's father comes in because they all live in the same fucking hut in Brazil.
00:25:28.000If you've never seen Greg Fitzsimmons, you stand up.
00:25:30.000Greg and I started out together, like, literally like a week apart from each other, way back in 1988. And I've been friends with him ever since.
00:26:02.000I just was talking to him and I just thought, like, maybe it would be cool if Greg would come with me on the road and do a couple gigs here and there.
00:27:33.000He knows a lot about the history of the Wild West, and that's one of the coolest things about The Weeknd, is getting to talk to him about Wild West stories and shit.
00:27:41.000He knows all the different incidents between the Indians and the white men, the white men breaking the treaties, and the wars that took place.
00:27:49.000We were camping on the Missouri River where Lewis and Clark camped.
00:29:29.000Dude, I'm telling a fucking important life-changing story and you cunts are ruining my timing with every fucking breath out of your shit-spewing mouths.
00:29:42.000I'm trying to tell you about a beautiful life-changing experience.
00:32:20.000Because there's this river, and then there's these fucking mountains that are covered with this clay shit, and you're trying to walk in it.
00:33:24.000Yeah, if a mountain lion's old, if it can't catch a deer anymore, you know, if it's starving, you can just catch them.
00:33:30.000But where you were camping at night, like by the river, that was okay?
00:33:33.000Yeah, well, we were camping at sites where you're allowed to camp, you know, you're allowed to set up, and we, you know, after the first night, it stopped raining, so we made fires.
00:33:41.000But the nighttime, man, when you, first of all, it's fucking freezing.
00:33:46.000Like, it got down to as cold as 12 degrees.
00:33:57.000You wear like thermal, like long john type wool underwear.
00:34:01.000And then you wear on top of that, like a thick pair of these wool pants.
00:34:05.000And then on top of that, I've got, you know, above me, I've got a wool long underwear top and then two layers and then a jacket.
00:34:14.000And then a down coat over the jacket and then I'm inside the sleeping bag in the down coat with the hood up and the hood on the sleeping bag and you're barely able to do it.
00:34:23.000But once you get in there for a while, especially once I've realized to sleep with the jacket on, like I thought I should probably take my layers off.
00:35:41.000It doesn't have a lot of biodiversity, according to Steve Rinella, but what it does have is it has a lot of certain types of animals that you could find.
00:36:22.000I thought they're rammed humans if they get too close to them.
00:36:24.000Well, you shouldn't get close to them, but I think if you're not trying to do something to them...
00:36:28.000They didn't seem to be interested in us.
00:36:30.000Apparently that's a really hard animal to get a tag for, to hunt, because they reintroduced them to Colorado and they built up the numbers.
00:36:38.000And so it's very difficult to get a tag, especially where we were, to hunt them.
00:36:43.000It's not like when you go hunting, it's not like everybody can go hunting.
00:36:48.000Say if there's certain species, it's very hard to get a tag for it, even if you live in that state.
00:36:53.000So they only say, let's say only 10 people can hunt these things?
00:37:13.000It becomes a real problem if there's roads or anything where people are driving along because these animals, in order to get food, they have to travel all over the place.
00:37:43.000And for people that don't understand how conservation works, it's really interesting.
00:37:48.000But the majority of the money, in fact all of the money, that goes to wildlife groups, like the groups that put bag limits on hunting, whatever the agency, whatever name for the agencies they are.
00:38:08.000I don't know what they call themselves.
00:38:56.000But ultimately, if I look at it pragmatically, my thoughts have always been that, listen, these animals are going to die, whether we eat them or whether a coyote eats them or a mountain lion eats them.
00:39:05.000We found giant mountain lion shits with hair in them, deer hair in them.
00:39:29.000Well, the wild is a very fascinating thing, man.
00:39:32.000Being out there for five days with no cell phone, no internet, no TV, no radio, just sleeping outside, eating outside for five days was very strange.
00:39:45.000And occasionally we'd see them, but they were too far away, and we had to get upwind of them.
00:39:50.000If we were upwind and the wind was going down to them, they could smell us.
00:39:56.000So we had to make sure that we were always in a situation where the wind was blowing towards us, like from the animal to us, so that the animal couldn't smell us.
00:40:06.000You would see it from far, far away, and then try to track it down?
00:40:09.000We'd see them from far, far away, and then we would duck behind things, and then we would try to go all the way around, depending on where the wind was.
00:41:18.000Like, I had the biggest FOGO shit the other day, and I wanted to just put a $20 bill on it and not flush it, so somebody would try to grab that $20 bill just to see it.
00:41:26.000Because, you know, I don't want them to come in and just flush it.
00:42:15.000If they, you know, you have more opportunities.
00:42:17.000If they're going, like, up over the hill and you shoot at them, they take off over the top of the hill, you don't know where they're going.
00:42:38.000I mean, you're walking around, you're living outside, you're doing this for several days, and you're becoming a part of these animals' world.
00:43:19.000It was incredible how many of these big horn sheep we saw.
00:43:22.000So are you following the tracks, or are you just walking until you see one?
00:43:24.000Yeah, you're following the trails that the deer's traveling, because the deer's traveling trails, and then they'll go off into the wooded areas to bed down.
00:43:30.000So they get up in the morning, and in the morning they're up and they get water and eat, and they'll stay active for a little while, and then they start going in the midday to bed down, and then they come out when it gets dark again.
00:43:42.000We had one come through our camp while we're sleeping.
00:46:03.000And what I was thinking was, this is going to be an interesting opportunity to sort of get off the grid for a little bit and see what that feels like.
00:46:10.000And one of the weird things about getting off the grid for a few days is that you get a lot of energy, man.
00:46:20.000When you're walking around, going after these deer, and then in between you're rowing your boat, even when you sit down for a few minutes, you're not exhausted.
00:46:44.000I think if you look at our past as when we developed, you know, back to the time where people just first started storing foods and developing clothes and making weapons and figuring out how to hunt animals, we were in motion all day.
00:46:57.000Whether we were building shelter or collecting food, we were in motion all day.
00:47:04.000And when we sit down, like, at a desk, and you're sitting in front of a computer, or you're sitting there and, you know, just sitting in front of the television, I think your body gets confused as fuck.
00:47:15.000I think your body's like, well, we're just not moving, so I guess we should sleep.
00:47:18.000Yeah, why would there be a reason to just not move?
00:47:21.000Unless you're sitting down at the end of the day eating.
00:47:22.000That's why I think that being in front of a computer or being in a cubicle, like doing that all day, like sitting in a desk all day, is probably terrible for your body.
00:52:53.000And I made a real conscious decision to do this.
00:52:57.000And I know I got a lot of criticism from a lot of people that said, you shouldn't go hunting, you shouldn't kill something, this is so horrible.
00:53:46.000I don't want to be attached to the way they treat animals where they essentially have them live their entire lives tortured in cages feeding shit food that their body can't even digest to fatten them up and then we kill them and eat them and then you just pick it up at the supermarket completely detached from the process.
00:55:24.000What did you do with the rest of the organs?
00:55:24.000We pulled it out, and we were going to use it for catfish bait, but you just leave it there.
00:55:30.000We wound up leaving it there, and other animals would eat it almost immediately.
00:55:33.000The ravens would find it, and when the ravens find it, then the coyotes will figure out where the ravens are, and the coyotes will go to there.
00:55:46.000So we leave the organs, take the edible organs, and then leave the body overnight because it takes a few hours to part it up and to clean it and part it up.
01:00:08.000I was like, man, I feel like, just as a human going through this life, if I'm going to continue to eat meat, I should take a part in the process.
01:00:16.000I don't want to start a farm and go kill a pig on a farm.
01:00:19.000That's a no part of you want to just go to a farm and say, let's just do that.
01:01:33.000But throughout human history, people have been eating deer.
01:01:36.000If you're saying you want to take a part of what you're eating and say, I'm going to let my conscience sit on this and see this is what we're doing, then wouldn't you want to go and do actually what you're doing to get that meat?
01:01:50.000If you get your chicken from farms that kill 3,000 chickens in a day, and that's where people get their chicken, wouldn't it be better if you want to see what it's actually like, where this chicken comes from?
01:02:00.000Wouldn't it be better to go to a place like that where they're killing chickens all day and have it strung up and slice its throat than killing a wild chicken?
01:02:07.000Well, if you were dead set on eating factory-raised chicken, I could see your point.
01:02:13.000But if your point was that you wanted to be a part of what you ate, not that you specifically wanted to eat factory-raised chicken.
01:03:10.000I've said this for a long time, that I think that there's probably more nutrition in wild game than any other kind of food, and I think that's one of the reasons why they're so elusive.
01:03:20.000They know that they're worth something.
01:03:23.000When a deer hears you and those fucking antenna ears pop up and they start looking, they know that they're super nutritious.
01:03:29.000And there's a bunch of animals out there that are just trying to jack them.
01:03:33.000There used to be a lot more mountain lions, but apparently they have a good healthy supply of them now.
01:03:38.000We didn't see any while we were there, but whenever you have a lot of deer, you have a lot of mountain lions.
01:03:47.000They'll go after the babies because they're easy and they can take them.
01:03:50.000I like how nature set everything up where it gives everything sort of a fighting chance.
01:03:54.000Like, we're not going to kill all of you, but the ones that are too bold and go out away from the herd, you're going to get jacked.
01:03:58.000It's very fascinating to be, even though I went there with all these human inventions like tents and guns and all that stuff, to be out there living in nature for four or five days.
01:04:10.000It's a very eye-opening experience, man.
01:04:13.000There's some weird primal shit goes off when you're out there stalking a deer that you're eventually going to eat.
01:04:20.000And then later that night, you're sitting in front of a campfire with a bunch of men, and everyone's feasting on the meat from this animal and talking about how delicious it is and enjoying it.
01:04:32.000I can see where a lot of people would be uncomfortable with it.
01:04:36.000I could see where a lot of people would be angry, and they might be a little bit irrational and be pissed at me that I went and I hunted.
01:04:44.000But, you know, you're not mad at me when I have a cheeseburger.
01:04:46.000You know, I don't get cries in anger when I put a steak on the grill and take a photo of it, which I do all the time because I like to cook steaks like 2 o'clock in the morning.
01:12:32.000He told us some crazy fucking stories about different things that the Indians had done to the white man, the white man had done to the Indians.
01:12:40.000One dude, he gave up, but his friend tried to resist, so they took his friend, they butchered him in front of him, they cut him open.
01:12:49.000Yeah, they cut his dick off, they rubbed it all over his friend, cut his lungs off, rubbed all his friend, and then they told him, we're going to give you a head start and then we're going to come and kill you.
01:12:57.000And so this guy outran them, and he outran them and jumped into the river and hid in a beaver den.
01:13:03.000And the beaver dens, what it essentially is, is like the water's running there, and this guy climbed under the water and into a hole that the beavers had dug into the side of the riverbank so they could breathe in there.
01:13:16.000So he laid in there and waited until the Indians left, and then he walked 100 miles down to the nearest town, barefoot and naked.
01:13:26.000And he ate a rattlesnake and he ate a piece of...
01:13:46.000There was all these stories about what happened when the Indians ran into each other.
01:13:51.000What's also fascinating, what he told me, was how ruthless the Indians were to each other, or the Native Americans, you should say, to each other.
01:13:59.000They were fucking jacking each other left and right.
01:14:02.000There were some that were in the Great Lakes area that were practicing cannibalism of other tribes on a regular basis.
01:15:03.000Custer's last stand, he was describing, he's like a real historian, the Steve Rinella guy.
01:15:08.000He's just talking about all the things that happened during Custer's last days.
01:15:13.000One of the things they did was they mutilated all the bodies the Indians did after they killed Custer's men so that they would have a shitty afterlife.
01:15:20.000They cut his dick off so he can't use in the afterlife.
01:15:23.000Cut his legs apart so he can't use his legs in the afterlife.
01:15:26.000It didn't matter at that point anymore, Indians?
01:15:41.000And what's really crazy, there was a guy named Gall, and Gall was this big, giant Indian dude that was involved in the massacre of Custer's last stand.
01:15:50.000And he was involved in killing Custer and his men.
01:15:52.000And after it was over, he went on those Wild Bill's Wild West tours.
01:15:59.000Where they would show up in towns and they would say, this is Gaul, he's responsible for killing, you know, over 500 men and the guy would like be standing there like sneering at people.
01:16:52.000Instead of, seriously, instead of killing, I know this is like running man shit, but instead of killing Charles Taylor and fucking Saddam Hussein, all these people, why not have like a...
01:18:34.000I was with Steve, and Brian Callum was off with another professional hunting guide, and Brian also was getting filmed with a different camera, because you can't have that many people out hunting, deciding which animal to go.
01:19:19.000That never ended or evolved, but they got more and more hilarious until the end of it.
01:19:25.000It was like, while we're, I mean, this sounds like so disrespectful, but while we're like butchering the deer, in between it, Callan does this thing where he starts, stands over the ravine and starts masturbating into the ravine.
01:19:41.000Just comes up with the, they call me the ravine comer.
01:20:57.000When you're eating a piece of meat from an animal that you saw bouncing around, And then you put a bullet into him and then you go and open him up and take his organs out and then section his body off and then cook and eat it.
01:21:10.000There's no confusion as to where that meat came from.
01:21:23.000Do you want to just kill natural animals and eat them?
01:21:27.000Or do you want to just remain to be a part of this sort of strange disconnect system where we are all getting meat and not even thinking for a second that that used to be an animal?
01:21:39.000We have, like, no intellectual connection with the idea that that was an animal.
01:21:59.000Because I feel like I would just be like, this is delicious!
01:22:01.000While I was eating it, I was thinking this is delicious, but I was also thinking, man, this is a serious thing that just happened, you know?
01:22:07.000And I've got to treat this serious thing with respect.
01:22:11.000Someone said on my message board once that hunting was psychedelic, that he felt hunting was psychedelic.
01:22:16.000And I was like, well, that's ridiculous.
01:22:26.000Killing an animal, you're taking a life, but then in doing it, I think I know what he meant or what it could mean.
01:22:35.000What's psychedelic about it is that you are in a totally different world.
01:22:42.000When you're there and you're in nature, okay, and there's no cell phone signal, there's no radio, there's no media, nothing is in front of you except nature, and you're walking around in it all day looking for an animal, and then when you finally lock onto that animal, and you're doing this for days and days, and you finally lock onto that animal, and then you take that animal's life, and you see it, and you become a part of this experience, then eat this thing, you realize, like, whoa, all of a sudden, like, I'm in the wild.
01:23:09.000Like, I am literally immersed in the wild.
01:23:12.000I've just slept in the wild, ate an animal that I shot in the wild, killed it in the wild, cooked it in the wild on some trees.
01:23:19.000We chopped some wood and we made a campfire and cooked it over a campfire.
01:23:23.000I mean, it is as wildlife immersive as is possible.
01:23:28.000And when that happens, man, it's a real paradigm shifting moment.
01:23:32.000And much like in a psychedelic experience, after it's over, you go, wow, I am going to take as much of that I can take with me, and that's going to make me a better person.
01:23:42.000That's going to make me a more honest person.
01:23:44.000This is certainly a powerful experience.
01:24:08.000The way he does it, you don't have time to go do mushrooms and lie around the grass for six hours.
01:24:15.000You're up wandering through the hills of the rifle and if I had gone all the way there with them and then decided to just do mushrooms that would be like so disrespectful to his show and so disrespectful to what he's trying to do because what he's trying to do is with his show he's trying to do these really difficult and challenging hunts and he took me along to do it exactly the way he does it.
01:25:29.000However, you need eight hours sleep and you really got to make sure you get that because you've got a hard day ahead of you.
01:25:35.000And second of all, There's no five hour breaks there between the light being off, eating your food, and then sleeping for eight hours, then getting up while it's still dark out.
01:25:57.000Yeah, so there was no time to do mushrooms.
01:25:59.000And then the next morning, Brian got his, so he helped me go and get my deer and cut it up, and that's when he was jerking off into the ravine, calling himself the ravine comer.
01:26:09.000But, you know, the whole experience was very surreal.
01:26:15.000From pulling the trigger to watching the animal fall into its back, it was very surreal.
01:27:49.000What if we had Death Squad Farms where we all grew our food.
01:27:54.000Like hire someone to run a farm, buy a piece of land, set up an irrigation system, and that way we know where all our kale comes from, all our strawberries come from.
01:28:02.000That seems like that would be attainable.
01:28:05.000This is obviously step one on the way to the cult compound slash farm.
01:28:10.000But we'll start with a farm, because nobody can argue with the farm.
01:28:13.000If you start with a cult, then all of a sudden they're like, hey man, you guys just can't go all culty on us.
01:28:19.000But if you start off with a farm, I'm like, listen man, I'm just into making tomatoes.
01:28:36.000If you could grow your own food and live off of wild game and vegetables that you grow, that is a very close to nature way to live.
01:28:46.000The argument against killing animals, obviously, is they're beautiful, and why would you do that, and this and that, but the bottom line is you need to maintain populations, because if humans don't maintain the population, then we have to give up our spot as the number one predator and bring somebody else in to do it.
01:29:02.000We've decided we would rather kill a deer than have to worry about hitting one with our cars.
01:29:08.000And worry about all the different predators that will grow in size and number if you are not killing those deer.
01:29:15.000Oh, yeah, because then they have more food.
01:30:15.0001450. A wolf named Cortade or Bobtail was the leader of the pack, and reports of the animal being reddish in color may be indicative of a Liberian wolf perhaps having migrated from the Pyrenees?
01:30:29.000Eventually the wolves were killed when the Parisians, furious at the death, lured Cortade Wow.
01:33:45.000A woman got killed by a wolf this year in Alaska.
01:33:48.000Yeah, if there's more wolves, so then there becomes less food for all of them to grow around, then as those wolves die out, they get crazy at the end.
01:33:55.000And that's when it becomes, look, if you have an overpopulation problem of wolves and they don't have enough food, that becomes a real fucking problem.
01:34:02.000That's when there's plenty of problems, that's when the population grow, that's all fine.
01:34:04.000Yeah, so when everyone's looking at these wolves right now and saying like, oh, I think it sucks that people are going to hunt wolves, like...
01:40:28.000If you were a one-year-old whose legs didn't go off the chair, I could see it because he wouldn't know what it felt like to someone to go back on him.
01:40:33.000When you're not able to use your computer at all...
01:40:35.000You are a very tall guy and your legs get in the way when someone tries to lean their seat back.
01:40:40.000If you're crossing your legs, you can't fit.
01:40:41.000However, me and Brian are stubby and we fit in fine.
01:40:44.000So it's a completely different situation.
01:42:50.000I just like the fact that when somebody does lean his seat back, instead of going, ma'am, I'm very tall, blah, blah, blah, blah, he just starts kicking it and hitting it.
01:42:58.000Well, I think that was before you did mushrooms.
01:44:51.000Allowed to keep that, you know, like, you're not supposed to talk about how much a girl weighs, or you can't, like, ask her and then, like, get in her face like, you fat fuck!
01:45:24.000By the way, Onnit is going to have a testosterone-boosting formula.
01:45:27.000We found out there's a bunch of things besides zinc and magnesium.
01:45:31.000There's something called Tongat Ali, and there's a bunch of different herbs that have been shown, and actual real clinical tests to up testosterone when you take them for more than 10 or 11 days.
01:45:40.000Yeah, Aubrey was saying that he tried the ZMA Max or whatever that zinc thing was, and it just made him shit a lot, like diarrhea.
01:46:21.000That's one thing you have to deal with in places like Montana.
01:46:26.000There's a lot of meth problems in those places.
01:46:28.000I make jokes about pills sometimes, and when I get away from LA or New York, I think, oh, you're not going to get it because you guys don't.
01:46:33.000And then it hit me, like Indianapolis, Kansas City.
01:46:35.000I'm like, oh, this is where pills are.
01:46:40.000We live in a really strange world because in the middle of this whole debate on marijuana that keeps going on in the public eye, When you see it on CNN... Pills are everywhere.
01:46:52.000While this is happening, while this is marijuana and distraction, there are so many pill junkies in this country.
01:47:46.000Putting up a picture that's kind of drawn in the same way as the instructions that are in planes telling you where the exits are, but it's a guy very uncomfortable with the seat in front of him.
01:54:04.000One thing is the women will never totally understand it because they're not a woman.
01:54:07.000Just like a man's never going to totally understand what it's like to be pregnant, will never be able to wrap your head around wanting a baby to grow inside you, or wanting a dick in your mouth or in your pussy.
01:54:18.000You're not going to be able to wrap your head around that.
01:57:41.000They're scared that somehow or another, that the gay person somehow or another is going to get a hold of them and turn them into a gay person or something.
01:57:49.000Dudes are so scared of being gay that they will not let A woman touch their asshole or do anything with it because gay people have used that in an accent where they will not allow a woman to make it.
01:58:02.000They can't even appreciate their own body in any way.
02:00:06.000What if we found out that the medicine responsible for treating gonorrhea was also responsible for commercials that shows chicks acting like whores?
02:00:17.000Like you thought they were selling Nikes, but really they're selling pussy because it's partially sponsored by the gonorrhea medication.
02:00:24.000They're just trying to get them going.
02:00:26.000Yeah, like there's dudes that are gonorrhea mercenaries, and they go out there, they give them gonorrhea, and then there's like the guys that are studs, they just can fuck a lot of bitches, and they infest a whole town with gonorrhea just so they can sell the medication.
02:00:39.000Like the guy from Clerks who's trying to help people stop smoking so he can chew gum, and they found out he's from the Chewley Gum Factory.
02:01:41.000There's a certain amount of people that want to tattoo their face and stretch out their lips and stretch out their ears.
02:01:47.000There's a certain amount of people that want to fucking pierce their dicks.
02:01:51.000There's a certain amount of people that want AIDS. I saw two people with those giant, like those big round half dollar or full coin dollar size earrings in.
02:04:04.000We're already connected to your phone.
02:04:05.000I mean, what difference does it make if they told you that we have a new phone that's more effective if you don't carry it?
02:04:11.000We insert it into your thigh Oh, by the way, Brian, we're going to be able to upload all the shows live on YouTube as well now, and we'll be able to stream them on YouTube.
02:05:53.000They take bricks that they wreck a building and they take bricks and they slice the veneer off the brick and they put that on a regular wall.
02:06:47.000Just to open up the studio that week and do a podcast there the night before.
02:06:52.000But once we have an up and running, it's going to be just...
02:06:56.000I just wanted to get a place that's going to be a place that I can kind of completely control the environment and make it as cool inside as I can.
02:07:08.000Set it up as technologically perfect, technically perfect, a really nice big desk and have it fairly close to where I live.
02:07:18.000This place has really become fucking...
02:08:49.000That's one of the cool things about everybody doing all these shows and putting out CDs like yours and Joey's is that we're constantly putting in new material.
02:10:03.000He's the one that sent me that package once where I thought it was a bomb or something and it just ended up being a really cool pipe that he made.
02:11:30.000This could be fermented to all hell, and I could pour this down my throat, and you'll see it just burn right through my death squad shirt, right here.
02:11:37.000Are we watching a guy just drinking soda?
02:11:40.000Yeah, but it's from 1947. Alright, it tastes like grape-flavored nasty pond water.
02:13:26.000They're on the radar in Colorado, man.
02:13:28.000But it's like people point to us here.
02:13:30.000But it's more accepted, and I think it's more accepted by the people in Colorado than it is the people of L.A. The people of L.A., this is a little bit of a battle.
02:14:23.000That issue could manifest itself that way, or it could manifest itself by them being perpetually late, or they could fucking sabotage themselves.
02:17:33.000You start thinking about your life, you start thinking about things that you can't avoid, you start thinking about things that have been bothering you, maybe things you don't like about yourself.
02:17:40.000Wouldn't we make your mind wander more?
02:17:42.000It depends on what's going on in your head, but for the most part, the weed just sort of accentuates the experience.
02:17:47.000I've done a small version of this on planes recently, where I've just taken some pot cookie or something, if it's going to be a long flight, and just say, you know, I'm not getting anything done here, but I'm not tired.
02:17:57.000It's when I've slept, and it's like a 2 p.m.
02:20:00.000Well, it's clearer when it's written out or when you can actually see it.
02:20:02.000Or when it's spelled out or when someone says it in a way that resonates with how you feel about the world.
02:20:10.000And I think that's one way that we can all help each other in a way that no one of past generations was able to do.
02:20:17.000One of the different things about this sort of a medium, like a podcast medium.
02:20:21.000Quick contact with everyone in the world.
02:20:22.000Quick contact with everyone in the world and you can express things in a way that you really couldn't do if you were sponsored by Palmolive or fucking Toyota trucks.
02:20:29.000You know, it's like you would have never gotten all this information out as clearly as we're doing it right now.
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