The Joe Rogan Experience - November 19, 2012


Joe Rogan Experience #285 - Tim Ferriss


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 11 minutes

Words per Minute

181.7636

Word Count

23,911

Sentence Count

2,139

Misogynist Sentences

43


Summary

On this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the boys talk about a new grill the Green Mountain Grills. It's a badass grill, and the guys talk about some other stuff too. Joe also talks about his recent trip to Montreal, Canada, and some other things that have happened to him in the past week or so far. Enjoy the episode, and don't forget to subscribe on your favorite streaming platform so you don't miss the next episode! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The opinions stated here are our own, not those of our companies, and do not represent those of any other companies. We do not own any of the music used in this episode. All credit goes to original artists and labels. Thank you so much for all your support and support of the show, it means the world to us. Joe Rogans Experience is a production of Native Creative Podcasts and is a labor of love, and is dedicated to all things Native Creative. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, and we'll make sure to send you a review and subscribe to the show and send it to us so we can spread the word. Peace, Love, Blessings, Cheers. -Joe Rogan. XOXO, Kristian and Thomas. P.S. -PSA. - Thank you, Tom and Thomas, and keep on Keep On Truckin' -Josie and Keepin' on Truckin. and keep On Trucking. -Podcasts - - Tom and Sarah - and the Crews - Thank You, Tom, and P.J. and -Sue, and Thank You! -Drew, Sarah, and Sarah, Thanks, Joe, and Jack, and Tom, John, and Brett, and Brad, and Mike, and Ben, and Matt, and Ryan, and Jake, and Josh, and all the rest of the Crew, and Paul, and so much more! - . . . , and . -POD, and much more. , and all of the crew, and thanks for supporting the podcast, and your support, and everything else, and love, - and all that we can do, and more! Cheers, Thank You.


Transcript

00:00:09.000 You must be so tired.
00:00:23.000 I fucking love Montreal, dude.
00:00:25.000 I'm a little tired, but we'll talk more.
00:00:27.000 The Joe Rogan Experience is brought to you by several things.
00:00:30.000 But before that, before we even bring up the sponsors, I want to thank Green Mountain Grills for hooking me up with this fucking badass grill.
00:00:36.000 They hooked me up with one of these pellet grills.
00:00:38.000 It's hardwood pellets.
00:00:39.000 They essentially take sawdust, and they make these pellets out of it, and they use it to power your grill, and it all goes through.
00:00:47.000 It's all electrically fed, so it keeps the temperature exactly the same.
00:00:51.000 Apparently, all these...
00:00:53.000 This dude, Eric, who set it up, gave me the 411. All these grills that they use for these barbecue competitions, they all use pellet grills now.
00:01:02.000 And the way these pellet grills work is you don't have to light anything, you don't have to fucking use lighter fluid, but it's still wood.
00:01:09.000 And what it does is it all gets done in a hot coil, and slowly but surely the pellets get fed through a machine to the hot coil.
00:01:18.000 It stays the same temperature.
00:01:20.000 Oh.
00:01:20.000 Dude, I made some of the best fucking steaks I've ever made on this thing.
00:01:24.000 How long do the pellets last?
00:01:25.000 Are they like one-time use?
00:01:27.000 No, it turns to dust and you vacuum it out.
00:01:30.000 It's just like charcoal dust.
00:01:32.000 And then you just buy new bags of pellets.
00:01:34.000 And it's amazing how efficient it is.
00:01:36.000 It's like one little...
00:01:38.000 You could take a couple of cups full of pellets and you could cook a couple steaks.
00:01:42.000 Whereas if you think about how much charcoal it takes...
00:01:45.000 Because it's not that efficient.
00:01:46.000 When you throw in the charcoal in there, a lot of the heat's lost too.
00:01:50.000 This works in a convection oven way.
00:01:52.000 So as you close the lid on it, and oh my god, it's so juicy and delicious.
00:01:57.000 What's the website?
00:01:59.000 That's a good question.
00:02:01.000 They're called Green Mountain Grills.
00:02:03.000 Oh, it's greenmountaingrills.com.
00:02:06.000 I got the one called the Daniel Boone.
00:02:08.000 There's a couple of different models.
00:02:11.000 But you can cook, like, shoulders on these things.
00:02:14.000 Like, you could do, like, crazy shit.
00:02:16.000 Like, cook, like, briskets and stuff.
00:02:18.000 Like, stuff that you would never do because you're not going to be the smart guy who's out there, like, knowing exactly how much firewood to put in the thing.
00:02:25.000 Because, you know, if you're, like, smoking something the traditional way, you, like, have a That shit's whack, okay?
00:02:33.000 You gotta get up in the middle of the night and go put some wood in there because your fucking, your meats are gonna get cold?
00:02:38.000 That's stupid as fuck.
00:02:40.000 You don't have to do that anymore.
00:02:41.000 Although there is something pretty badass about that.
00:02:43.000 There's something like very, uh, craftsman.
00:02:46.000 We're good to go.
00:02:48.000 We're good to go.
00:02:57.000 We're good to go.
00:03:15.000 Water, whatever the fuck he's using.
00:03:17.000 But apparently it's unbelievable.
00:03:18.000 But let's be realistic, folks.
00:03:20.000 You're not that fucking guy, okay?
00:03:23.000 And if you get one of these Green Mountain grills, you can make some ribs.
00:03:26.000 You can actually do this.
00:03:27.000 Can I tell you what my grill is like now?
00:03:29.000 I have a thermos grill.
00:03:30.000 It's five years old from Target.
00:03:32.000 A thermos?
00:03:33.000 It's from the thermos company.
00:03:35.000 And I had some steak, and the inside paint, the black paint, has started to come off.
00:03:42.000 Oh.
00:03:43.000 Perfect timing.
00:03:44.000 Yeah, it has started to come onto my meat now.
00:03:46.000 So I think it's probably very toxic, what I'm eating now.
00:03:50.000 What the fuck, Thomas?
00:03:51.000 But I just kind of scratch it off.
00:03:53.000 But it's so gross.
00:03:54.000 You have paint flakes in your meat?
00:03:56.000 Yeah, and I think it's this kind of paint that's used for inside of grills.
00:04:01.000 So it's probably heavy-duty.
00:04:04.000 Baking paint.
00:04:05.000 Baking, yeah.
00:04:06.000 Yeah, it's probably designed by the government to keep idiots in check.
00:04:09.000 They figure out a way to get that paint chip, those nanofibers get into your head.
00:04:15.000 That's the government, man.
00:04:16.000 I've never even heard of that happening before.
00:04:18.000 That sounds terrible.
00:04:19.000 Yeah, that should not happen, right?
00:04:20.000 But you know what?
00:04:21.000 Look, if you're on a budget, man, just get yourself one of those kettle grills.
00:04:24.000 Those, like, Weber kettle grills.
00:04:25.000 Those are fucking badass, man.
00:04:27.000 And they're not that expensive, you know, relatively speaking.
00:04:29.000 Those are great.
00:04:30.000 Yeah, I have one of those.
00:04:31.000 I have a Kamado, which is very similar to the eggs, just a little bit bigger, a little prettier.
00:04:35.000 They make them, like, artistic.
00:04:37.000 But I like cooking steaks on that too.
00:04:39.000 But the beautiful thing about one of these pellet grills is that you can't fuck it up.
00:04:43.000 It tells you what temperature it is.
00:04:44.000 500 degrees.
00:04:45.000 You know exactly how long to cook it at 500 degrees.
00:04:48.000 It's pretty badass.
00:04:50.000 And like I said, you do all kinds of shit with it.
00:04:51.000 And they're very nice folks.
00:04:53.000 We're also brought to you by Ting.
00:04:54.000 Ting is a mobile company that we've been representing on this podcast for a while.
00:04:58.000 And apparently there was some apprehension about going with us, Brian.
00:05:01.000 Why?
00:05:01.000 A lot of people didn't believe in the Joe Rogan experience.
00:05:04.000 They thought that maybe we're a tad fringe.
00:05:06.000 Maybe we're half-baked, as it were.
00:05:10.000 Not that technical.
00:05:11.000 Well, we're slightly technically oriented.
00:05:14.000 You're far more technically oriented than I am.
00:05:18.000 But the reality is, it's a great fit for us, this tin company.
00:05:24.000 The reason being that it's a company that's not trying to rip anybody off.
00:05:28.000 They're trying to make a respectable profit, but they're not offering you all the sneaky shit that exists in regular cell phone contracts.
00:05:38.000 First of all, the contract itself...
00:05:40.000 You can't just get a phone.
00:05:42.000 You have to get a contract with someone to get that phone activated.
00:05:45.000 And in most cases, what that means is, if you want to cancel your service, you have to pay.
00:05:51.000 What they do is, apparently, they sort of move the numbers around when you buy a phone.
00:05:57.000 Say if you want to buy an iPhone.
00:05:59.000 And if you go to any big name store, whatever big name cell phone company name the name, when you're paying X amount of money, it's normally more than that.
00:06:08.000 So they take that money away from the price to sort of entice you into it.
00:06:12.000 But the deal is, if you try to take that phone and then just cancel in a month and take your X amount of dollar savings, they'll...
00:06:21.000 They would lose a lot of money that way.
00:06:23.000 So the way they do it is they make you pay that back if you cancel.
00:06:26.000 Ting doesn't fuck with that.
00:06:27.000 Ting makes it very simple.
00:06:28.000 They offer you the best Android phones you can get.
00:06:31.000 Really cool ones.
00:06:32.000 Like I have the Samsung Galaxy S3. And that's the one that's coming to Brian too.
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00:06:44.000 Yeah.
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00:06:46.000 They'll give you $50 off of any Android phone when you start up.
00:06:50.000 Look, they have a mobile hotspot, 4G mobile hotspot for $125.
00:06:54.000 Dude, it's a fucking great company, man.
00:06:57.000 No joke.
00:06:58.000 They're on the Sprint backbone, so you don't have to worry about any wonky fucking backwood service.
00:07:02.000 It's an actual real top-flight cellular backbone.
00:07:07.000 And because of that, they can offer you whatever A big-name company can offer you as well as offer you what this ethical small company is trying to provide.
00:07:19.000 Look, they have the cell phone tower things that you put in your house.
00:07:22.000 So if you have bad service in your house, it broadcasts internet.
00:07:25.000 Yeah, it juices it up.
00:07:26.000 It does something.
00:07:27.000 What does it do?
00:07:27.000 Let's read what it does so we don't give up misinformation.
00:07:30.000 It pretty much connects to the internet and it broadcasts a 4G signal in your house.
00:07:35.000 So if you live in a place that has a sketchy...
00:07:44.000 I think that's even better.
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00:07:54.000 Go to rogan.ting.com and save yourself some money.
00:07:58.000 Ting has been saying that they're getting a lot of customers from this campaign.
00:08:03.000 We appreciate you guys supporting the people that support us on the show.
00:08:07.000 And one of the things that we will promise you 100% always is that anything we say on this show, we're never going to bullshit you.
00:08:13.000 Anything we say is what we believe.
00:08:15.000 And if I'm wrong, if I find out I'm wrong, I'm going to fucking tell you right away and apologize.
00:08:21.000 Everyone needs a ho-phone.
00:08:22.000 Everyone needs a ho-phone.
00:08:23.000 Especially gay dudes.
00:08:25.000 Let's be honest.
00:08:26.000 You're not going to keep it together.
00:08:27.000 You're all guys.
00:08:28.000 You're going to get wacky.
00:08:30.000 It's a beautiful thing.
00:08:32.000 Just celebrate it.
00:08:33.000 Get yourself a Ting phone.
00:08:35.000 Or if you're really gangster, get one of them Virgin Mobile fucking flip phones and pretend you use that shit for anything other than dick.
00:08:42.000 Anybody sees you entering their number into that and knows, oh, this motherfucker doesn't care about me.
00:08:47.000 This motherfucker's not here for me.
00:08:50.000 Rogan.ting.com, excellent company.
00:08:53.000 They have a couple of things going for them that's great, besides the fact that you don't have contracts.
00:08:57.000 One of them is that if you, they have certain tiers, like, you know, use X amount of minutes.
00:09:02.000 I don't know the exact system they have or the plans that they have, but what I do know is if you use what a lower plan would be, they credit you on your next bill.
00:09:13.000 So no one's trying to rip you off.
00:09:16.000 They're trying to offer you the best cell phone service available in a way that's very ethical, in a way that I think is very generous, and it makes you feel better about what you're dealing with because you know what else is out there.
00:09:29.000 If you could deal with a company like this, I like to vote with my money.
00:09:34.000 And when there's a company like this that comes around that's doing something cool like this, I like to support it.
00:09:38.000 And so that's why they're a part of the podcast.
00:09:42.000 We're also brought to you by Onnit.com.
00:09:44.000 And if you've ever been to Onnit before, we've got a whole bunch of new shit, man.
00:09:48.000 Like fucking buffalo jerky.
00:09:51.000 It's this tonka buffalo jerky that's made with cranberries.
00:09:54.000 We've got killer bee honey.
00:09:56.000 Why do we have killer bee honey?
00:09:57.000 Because it's gangster as fuck.
00:10:00.000 That's why.
00:10:01.000 It's gangster as fuck to have killer bee honey, man.
00:10:04.000 I tried it the other day.
00:10:05.000 It tastes like honey.
00:10:06.000 I don't give a fuck.
00:10:07.000 I felt special.
00:10:08.000 I was stirring it in my tea.
00:10:11.000 Gotcha, bitch.
00:10:12.000 You know how grocery stores will have a problem with lettuce making people sick or something like that?
00:10:17.000 That seems like the least dangerous thing ever.
00:10:19.000 But you're having killer bee honey.
00:10:21.000 Yeah, it's gangster.
00:10:22.000 That seems like you need a bigger insurance policy.
00:10:24.000 Sexy, dude.
00:10:25.000 Seems sexy.
00:10:26.000 You want to rub that shit on your dick.
00:10:27.000 I bet your dick will just get hard instantly.
00:10:30.000 That killer.
00:10:30.000 That's almost venomous.
00:10:32.000 What is this?
00:10:32.000 It's probably delicious.
00:10:34.000 It's very good for you.
00:10:35.000 Fish oil jellies are the new things that we have.
00:10:37.000 We have those for kids.
00:10:39.000 You know, give kids a good dose of omega-3s.
00:10:43.000 Fatty acids, which are very important for brain function development.
00:10:47.000 And a lot of people don't get them in their diet.
00:10:49.000 So they make them in almost like a candy.
00:10:52.000 It's pretty cool.
00:10:52.000 I just started feeding it to my kids.
00:10:54.000 Hopefully it's not a science project.
00:10:56.000 This is my daughter.
00:10:57.000 You can't read my fucking mind because no kids from the past ever got fish oil pills.
00:11:02.000 What if their brains start developing out of control and it's the next stage of evolution?
00:11:06.000 Or not.
00:11:08.000 We also sell battle ropes and kettle bells.
00:11:10.000 We sell fitness equipment.
00:11:12.000 The type of shit that we sell is all the type of shit that I would use.
00:11:16.000 We also have DVDs now.
00:11:18.000 For a while, people were saying, what's the best workout you can do online?
00:11:22.000 Well, there's one that I always talked up, so we just decided to start selling it.
00:11:26.000 It's called the Extreme Kettlebell Cardio DVD. And this guy is a fucking animal.
00:11:35.000 My God, it's Keith Weber.
00:11:37.000 Fuck what a workout this is.
00:11:40.000 It's so brutal.
00:11:41.000 I do this shit.
00:11:42.000 We'll get to that.
00:11:43.000 I do this thing with just 35 pounds and you feel like such a pussy.
00:11:49.000 It's amazing how tired you can get with just 35 pounds.
00:11:52.000 You'd be amazed at like...
00:11:54.000 Everybody thinks that it's hard to go to the gym and lift some weights.
00:11:58.000 Lifting weights is easy.
00:12:00.000 It's really easy.
00:12:02.000 You know what's really hard?
00:12:04.000 Lifting something that's not that heavy...
00:12:06.000 A lot of times.
00:12:08.000 And doing it with your whole body over and over and over and over and over again.
00:12:13.000 You're breaking.
00:12:14.000 Everything just breaks down.
00:12:15.000 And it's pretty safe because of the fact it's this unbelievable workout in a short amount of time.
00:12:20.000 But you're not doing the type of things that you do when you blow out discs and really fuck yourself up.
00:12:25.000 Which is what a lot of people do when they start lifting heavy weights.
00:12:28.000 Everybody wants to be super big.
00:12:30.000 And the way to get super big is you gotta do deadlifts and squats and all that shit with heavy weights so that your body goes, oh Jesus, we gotta get bigger.
00:12:39.000 Well, with kettlebells, the beautiful thing is you just get stronger.
00:12:42.000 It just makes your body acclimated to doing a lot of physical work that will really manifest itself in real life situations.
00:12:51.000 Because you're using your body all as one unit, too.
00:12:54.000 It'll help you with picking up stuff.
00:12:56.000 It'll help you If you do any sort of sport, it'll help you.
00:12:59.000 But I'm a huge, huge fan of kettlebells.
00:13:04.000 There's a bunch of schools of thought.
00:13:06.000 Steve Maxwell believes in lower weight, higher repetition, clean form, and he's one of the masters of it.
00:13:13.000 As is Mike Mahler, who's more of a really heavyweight, smaller reps guy.
00:13:20.000 That guy's yoked as fuck, and he's a vegan too, which is incredible.
00:13:25.000 I'm rambling.
00:13:25.000 It's official.
00:13:26.000 Listen, folks.
00:13:27.000 Go to Onnit.com.
00:13:28.000 Get yourself some hemp protein powder.
00:13:30.000 You will not test positive.
00:13:31.000 Don't worry.
00:13:32.000 People need to have that explained to them over and over again.
00:13:35.000 Hemp protein powder is one of the best, most efficient protein powders for your body to process.
00:13:41.000 But there's no THC in it.
00:13:44.000 So you can eat it and it does not come up in your system.
00:13:47.000 Whereas, like, poppy seeds will come up as morphine or heroin.
00:13:51.000 You don't have to worry about that.
00:13:53.000 Hemp is completely non-psychoactive.
00:13:56.000 But unfortunately, we live in retarded times.
00:13:59.000 And we cannot grow this plant in America.
00:14:02.000 We have to actually...
00:14:03.000 It's legal to have.
00:14:03.000 You can even buy it.
00:14:05.000 You can bring it over here.
00:14:05.000 You can import it.
00:14:06.000 Nobody has a problem with that.
00:14:07.000 But you cannot grow it.
00:14:08.000 How much sense does that make?
00:14:09.000 Zero!
00:14:11.000 So they grow it in Canada.
00:14:12.000 So they grow it in Canada and we have to buy it.
00:14:15.000 We can't even employ American farmers.
00:14:17.000 We wanted to start a farm.
00:14:19.000 We were like, it would be beautiful because we know that Vermont has legal hemp manufacturing.
00:14:24.000 And now I believe because of what happened, the law that got passed in Colorado and Washington.
00:14:31.000 I think at least in one of those states you're supposed to be allowed to grow hemp now too.
00:14:35.000 But the government will arrest you.
00:14:37.000 That's the bottom line on it.
00:14:38.000 It's all based on ignorance.
00:14:40.000 It's a completely non-psychoactive version of the cannabis plant.
00:14:47.000 It's not the same thing as marijuana and it's illegal all because of it as a commodity.
00:14:54.000 They hold it down and they keep it from farmers because it could take away a lot of different things, take them out of the market, a lot of different things that we consider standard like ropes, nylon ropes.
00:15:08.000 Well actually hemp is a better fucking rope.
00:15:11.000 Clothes, clothes are made out of cotton.
00:15:13.000 Actually if they were made out of hemp they'd be better, they're more durable.
00:15:16.000 Paper.
00:15:17.000 It makes way better paper.
00:15:18.000 It makes so many things better.
00:15:20.000 And it's illegal.
00:15:21.000 And it doesn't get you high.
00:15:23.000 The whole thing is fucking crazy.
00:15:26.000 If it looked completely different than pot and had a completely different name and was not related but was going through the same circumstances, people would be up in arms as they should be.
00:15:37.000 Farmers should be up in arms about this because it's an incredibly...
00:15:43.000 Good plant to have on your soil.
00:15:45.000 You can replenish your crops in a short amount of time.
00:15:48.000 It grows very fast.
00:15:50.000 It's very healthy.
00:15:51.000 You don't need pesticides.
00:15:52.000 It's an incredibly strong plant.
00:15:54.000 It's good for so many different fucking things.
00:15:57.000 And if you try to grow it, they'll put you in a cage.
00:16:00.000 They will take all your money.
00:16:01.000 They will separate you from your family.
00:16:03.000 They will lock you in a cage if you try to grow this awesome plant.
00:16:07.000 So that's why hemp protein powder costs so much, folks.
00:16:10.000 It's fucking stupid.
00:16:11.000 And it's fucking ridiculous.
00:16:13.000 In 2012, wake up, you freaks.
00:16:16.000 Wake the fuck up.
00:16:18.000 Go get yourself some Alpha Brain and think this shit through.
00:16:22.000 Go get yourself a blender.
00:16:23.000 We can no longer offer the Blendtec blenders with a free hemp force.
00:16:26.000 They have rules as to how you sell shit because then it just makes it too desirable.
00:16:33.000 Maybe you should have a thing like every time you sell over $300, you get a free hemp force.
00:16:38.000 Can't do it.
00:16:40.000 Oh, like anything from this?
00:16:42.000 That's a good idea.
00:16:42.000 Like anything from the whole store?
00:16:44.000 Yeah.
00:16:44.000 We'll put that into play.
00:16:45.000 We'll speak to Aubrey about that.
00:16:47.000 Get that shit in motion.
00:16:48.000 Alright, this fucking commercial's really long.
00:16:50.000 And Tim Ferriss is here.
00:16:51.000 So let's get this party started, you dirty.
00:16:53.000 Anything to add?
00:16:54.000 Anything to promote?
00:16:54.000 Anything going on?
00:16:55.000 Any shows?
00:16:56.000 Oh, I'll be with Doug Benson Wednesday in San Diego at the American Comedy Co.
00:17:00.000 Jesus Christ, son!
00:17:02.000 AmericanComedyCo.com.
00:17:03.000 Good club down there, too.
00:17:04.000 Very perfect little comedy club.
00:17:06.000 Yeah, and we'll have a Desquad show there at 12-12-12 also.
00:17:10.000 And I think there's...
00:17:11.000 The other place is really good, too.
00:17:13.000 That Madhouse?
00:17:13.000 Yeah.
00:17:13.000 I heard that place is good, too.
00:17:14.000 I want to go there.
00:17:15.000 San Diego making a comeback, bitches!
00:17:18.000 All right, folks.
00:17:19.000 That's it.
00:17:20.000 Fucking...
00:17:20.000 Let's get it growing.
00:17:21.000 Hit that button.
00:17:23.000 Let's talk crazy.
00:17:24.000 Check it out.
00:17:32.000 Boom, bitches.
00:17:35.000 Back with new knowledge and information.
00:17:37.000 Tim Ferriss joins the podcast.
00:17:39.000 My brother, thank you for coming back, man.
00:17:41.000 Oh, it's great to be back.
00:17:42.000 I've been looking forward to this one for months.
00:17:44.000 Dude, I've been looking forward to having you on, too.
00:17:46.000 I'm glad we were able to work this out time-wise.
00:17:48.000 You're a very busy character.
00:17:50.000 You too, man.
00:17:51.000 Do you have a four-day marriage?
00:17:53.000 Is that out yet?
00:17:54.000 You know, people have asked for the four-hour marriage, and I'm like, you know, that would be easier to write, given the rate of divorce.
00:18:02.000 It's like, I can find, I can do those interviews.
00:18:04.000 Four-hour presidency?
00:18:05.000 Four-hour ninja.
00:18:06.000 Until I figure it out, I'm not going to write a book about it.
00:18:09.000 Four-hour CEO? Yeah.
00:18:11.000 A lot of those, too.
00:18:11.000 There's a lot of those, too.
00:18:13.000 Yeah.
00:18:14.000 Your new book is, what is it called?
00:18:16.000 The Four-Hour Commercial.
00:18:17.000 Yeah.
00:18:17.000 That's me, man.
00:18:18.000 I'm the master of that shit.
00:18:20.000 The four-hour chef.
00:18:22.000 Four-hour chef.
00:18:23.000 Simple path to cooking like a pro, learning anything, and living the good life.
00:18:27.000 It's a very narrow scope.
00:18:29.000 That's not a narrow scope at all.
00:18:30.000 How dare you?
00:18:30.000 You're confusing me.
00:18:31.000 I'm not as smart as you.
00:18:32.000 Settle down.
00:18:33.000 Well, this is probably the first time I've actually had some THC in my system since the last podcast.
00:18:38.000 Well, that's ridiculous.
00:18:40.000 What a coincidence.
00:18:41.000 Do you attribute that to, Tim Ferriss?
00:18:43.000 Just pure correlation.
00:18:44.000 Knowing that the government is listening and all.
00:18:47.000 We always like to pretend like the government is spying on us.
00:18:52.000 But meanwhile, we broadcast this shit on an internet show.
00:18:55.000 That's how you know you're a stoner.
00:18:56.000 You're like, dude, what if the government's listening to this podcast right now?
00:18:59.000 Dude, thousands of people are listening to this fucking thing right now.
00:19:02.000 Oh, yeah.
00:19:03.000 Fuck.
00:19:04.000 The government?
00:19:05.000 Why are they listening?
00:19:06.000 Why do they care?
00:19:09.000 4-hour government?
00:19:10.000 Is that possible?
00:19:11.000 4-hour government?
00:19:12.000 We might be past that point.
00:19:14.000 We could have a 4-hour countdown clock.
00:19:16.000 Do you think that's happening?
00:19:18.000 Are you worried?
00:19:19.000 Yeah, I am worried.
00:19:20.000 Are you worried about what's going on in Israel, the Gaza Strip?
00:19:23.000 I'm worried not only about that, but also, honestly, about just the financial integrity of this entire country.
00:19:28.000 Yeah.
00:19:29.000 That seems fake.
00:19:30.000 Well, no, exactly.
00:19:31.000 I mean, the financial integrity.
00:19:33.000 Yeah, there's a really good book called The Biography of a Dollar, which talks about just the development of the currency of the U.S. dollar and where it is today.
00:19:40.000 And the conclusion of all of those books is basically like, buy shotguns, buy food, get something in a different currency.
00:19:47.000 And what was kind of wild is, so when I was looking at the, doing research for The 4-Hour Chef and got into this, the wild stuff, and we can talk about that, but like the foraging and hunting and all these things I'd never done.
00:19:59.000 And I went a little bit off the rails and started meeting all these survivalists and preppers and whatnot.
00:20:04.000 And so I ended up writing like 150 pages I had to cut because I just went ballistic in more ways than one, just researching all this shit.
00:20:12.000 And I had a number of close friends in San Francisco, New York, thought I was fucking nuts.
00:20:16.000 And then Hurricane Sandy comes along.
00:20:18.000 Whoa.
00:20:18.000 So they thought that you were taking us way too far and you had lost your mind and you were proposing improbable scenarios.
00:20:25.000 And then Hurricane Sandy.
00:20:26.000 And now everybody has to think.
00:20:27.000 It's amazing how fragile our life is here on this planet.
00:20:31.000 We essentially live without a roof most of the time.
00:20:35.000 The world is a convertible.
00:20:36.000 And above us is all this shit that's flying around.
00:20:40.000 There's like thousands of times every day a piece of rock from outer space comes into the atmosphere and burns up.
00:20:48.000 Yeah.
00:20:48.000 Like, people need to wrap their heads around that, alright?
00:20:52.000 This is crazy.
00:20:53.000 This does not have to, just because this has been here as a city for a hundred years, doesn't mean it has to stay like this.
00:20:59.000 Yeah, well, no, exactly.
00:21:02.000 So Nassim Talib wrote The Black Swan.
00:21:05.000 Fooled by randomness is a really good example, which is, you know, the turkey thinks that things are going great all the way up until Thanksgiving.
00:21:12.000 You know, like, just the fact that he's had 364 days of living pretty doesn't mean 365 is going to be very pretty at all.
00:21:18.000 I always use it.
00:21:20.000 My analogy is the anthill analogy.
00:21:22.000 Yeah.
00:21:22.000 That there could be an anthill that exists in a field and it's a big anthill and these ants have been working in this anthill for God knows how long and they only live for like a short amount of time so it's been there long before they were ever born.
00:21:35.000 This anthill has existed in its many fucking complicated caverns and then one day this little kid comes along and stomps the fucking shit out of that anthill and no one saw it coming.
00:21:45.000 It never happened before so they never even considered it.
00:21:48.000 They just fucking go about their day and this little kid comes along and stomps the shit out of that anthill.
00:21:53.000 And that's exactly what happened with Hurricane Katrina.
00:21:55.000 That's exactly what happened with Sandy.
00:21:57.000 That's what could happen with Yellowstone.
00:22:00.000 Oh yeah.
00:22:01.000 Or any sort of an earthquake.
00:22:03.000 I have a friend who has a vacation house on the beach in Malibu.
00:22:08.000 It is so badass.
00:22:10.000 You sit there and you're on the ocean.
00:22:13.000 It's such a humbling experience.
00:22:17.000 It just connects you in some weird way to nature when you're staring at that water.
00:22:22.000 I think that's why beach communities are so chill.
00:22:24.000 Beach communities are like, every day you're confronted with this reality that you ain't shit.
00:22:30.000 You stop and look out there, dude.
00:22:32.000 As far as you can see is water and you die out there.
00:22:35.000 You can't make it.
00:22:37.000 And if for some reason it just swishes back and forth a little, it's going to wipe out everything for a hundred miles in like it's nothing.
00:22:44.000 Nothing!
00:22:45.000 Okay, so settle the fuck down and stop taking yourself so seriously.
00:22:49.000 Like, that's the feeling that you get when you're right next to water.
00:22:52.000 Yeah.
00:22:53.000 I think that's important for people.
00:22:55.000 It's important.
00:22:55.000 I think it is.
00:22:56.000 I think it's also the sort of meditative aspect of the waves, I think, that has something to do with it.
00:23:01.000 It gives you a feeling.
00:23:03.000 It gives you a peaceful feeling when you're sitting around and you're in Hawaii and you're looking at that water.
00:23:08.000 You know you're on top of a volcano.
00:23:09.000 You know this shit is temporary as fuck.
00:23:12.000 But you're like, right now it's beautiful.
00:23:14.000 Right now it's amazing.
00:23:15.000 The trippy part too.
00:23:16.000 I grew up on Long Island way out at the end.
00:23:18.000 What part?
00:23:19.000 What is that?
00:23:20.000 I grew up as a townie.
00:23:22.000 A rat tail wearing townie.
00:23:24.000 That's awesome!
00:23:26.000 And you start thinking about, let's just say, climate change, and then you look at the wealth Concentration in the first 10 to 20 miles of every coastline.
00:23:38.000 It's like 80% of the world's wealth would just be wiped out if there's a dramatic temperature change.
00:23:43.000 And with Hurricane Sandy, what's not amusing, it's depressingly amusing to me is when people are like, oh, that's like one in a hundred, one in a million.
00:23:50.000 And if you look at, there was a piece in Nature magazine, this is just in the last, I think, few months, where they said, if climate change continues as predicted, 100-year storms will happen every three years.
00:24:03.000 Jesus!
00:24:05.000 I took a training course in San Francisco that was done by the police department and the fire department, which was the Northern California Emergency Response Training, NERT. And in the first class, this is the police, this isn't some wacko, paranoid, Doomsday predictor,
00:24:23.000 he said, alright, let's do an exercise.
00:24:25.000 How many people are there in San Francisco?
00:24:26.000 Some are like, well, whatever, 800,000, right?
00:24:28.000 Okay, if everyone's commuting in, like, a couple million, whatever it might be.
00:24:32.000 Okay, how many fire engines do you think there are in San Francisco?
00:24:35.000 And everyone's like, 100, 250, whatever it was.
00:24:37.000 It was something like 19. And he said, what that means is, if you look at, like, the Loma Prieta earthquake in 1989, it could be 7 to 10 days before anybody gets to you.
00:24:46.000 Like, you cannot rely on...
00:24:49.000 The existing structure.
00:24:51.000 And that kind of blew my mind.
00:24:52.000 Even if it's amazing 10 days, it's amazing to get it done that fast.
00:24:56.000 After Sandy, I'm like, well, look, they don't have a backup plan for something massive.
00:25:03.000 You know what they have?
00:25:04.000 Coffins.
00:25:05.000 They have those plastic coffins they save up in case a fucking asteroid hits us.
00:25:09.000 They don't have some crazy plan to feed everybody.
00:25:12.000 They have a plan to go overseas and jack people and take their oil.
00:25:16.000 No plan to take care of the people in case of there's some sort of an earthquake or something.
00:25:20.000 Oh, yeah.
00:25:20.000 No, there's no possible response that would cover it.
00:25:23.000 And so what I figured out is I started doing the math and I was like, well, I spend, because I've broken myself like a thousand times, I spend $500, $600 a month on health insurance and I don't even have 20 gallons of water and food And a shotgun.
00:25:37.000 Yeah.
00:25:37.000 And a few things, which would cost, what, 500 to 1,000 bucks total, one-time cost?
00:25:42.000 I have a friend who has a solar-powered house.
00:25:44.000 That's cool.
00:25:46.000 That's gotta be the way to go.
00:25:48.000 Especially out here.
00:25:49.000 Yeah.
00:25:49.000 And just even a cheap generator.
00:25:51.000 Like, I had the power go out on my block in San Francisco for 24 hours, and I realized all my food is going bad.
00:25:57.000 I had like 80 pounds of meat.
00:25:59.000 No power supply, so I got a, I think it's a Honda EU 2000i generator that's popular at Burning Man and then a bunch of extra gasoline.
00:26:09.000 I would not buy it just for that.
00:26:12.000 Well, I'd go to Burning Man.
00:26:13.000 I would smell feet everywhere.
00:26:14.000 Yeah, I can go to Burning Man with the rest of San Francisco to see all of my friends.
00:26:18.000 Why do I smell feet?
00:26:19.000 Smells like Patroli.
00:26:21.000 Listen, Burning Man people, relax.
00:26:22.000 I'm just joking.
00:26:23.000 I don't want you getting angry at me.
00:26:25.000 Fuck you, dude!
00:26:26.000 Why are you so aggro?
00:26:27.000 Why do I get a problem with Burning Man?
00:26:29.000 I don't really.
00:26:29.000 I'm just completely joking.
00:26:31.000 Can't you just say shit just to say shit sometimes?
00:26:34.000 Everybody's got to take everything so fucking seriously.
00:26:37.000 Yeah, I think that generators are an awesome idea.
00:26:40.000 That's a good idea to have around.
00:26:42.000 It's hard, though, if you live in an apartment.
00:26:43.000 What the fuck do you do then?
00:26:44.000 You can actually pull it off.
00:26:46.000 And the only reason I figured this out...
00:26:48.000 Open the window or something?
00:26:49.000 Yeah, you just have to have an exhaust pipe going out the window so you get some coil-up thing in that case.
00:26:54.000 How long does it stay on?
00:26:56.000 Depends on the gasoline you have.
00:26:57.000 I mean, I have maybe 10 gallons of gasoline, and this generator, what's great about it is it looks like an old-school desktop server.
00:27:08.000 Really?
00:27:08.000 Yeah, it's tiny.
00:27:09.000 It looks like one of those towers.
00:27:10.000 It's not heavy at all.
00:27:11.000 It probably weighs 30 pounds.
00:27:13.000 And how does the gas tank connect to it?
00:27:15.000 What does it look like?
00:27:16.000 You pour the gasoline right into the generator itself.
00:27:19.000 Yeah, it's really well done.
00:27:20.000 And it holds how many gallons?
00:27:21.000 I don't know offhand.
00:27:23.000 So how long does it stay with one fill-up and you turn it on?
00:27:26.000 How long does it stay on?
00:27:28.000 I honestly am not sure.
00:27:29.000 I have everything ready to go, but I couldn't fit more than 10 gallons of gasoline in my apartment.
00:27:35.000 Isn't it fucked up thinking about that?
00:27:37.000 Thinking about alternative ways to keep the power on?
00:27:40.000 That's fucking terrifying.
00:27:41.000 Everyone should at least get a Red Cross-endorsed hand...
00:27:48.000 Wind-up powered radio, which also doubles as a charger.
00:27:52.000 You can get these for like $40 on Amazon.
00:27:54.000 But if the power's out, won't the radio be out too?
00:27:56.000 Well, you can actually use different frequencies.
00:28:01.000 Ham radio, as crazy as it seems, is actually a pretty good skill to pick up.
00:28:06.000 That's what the fire department, police department, they're like, That's how they catch pedos, right?
00:28:11.000 It could be one of them.
00:28:13.000 Or Dungeons& Dragons players.
00:28:16.000 Again, we're kidding.
00:28:17.000 Which I was, not slamming.
00:28:18.000 We're kidding you, folks.
00:28:19.000 Gray elf.
00:28:20.000 That's what I was.
00:28:20.000 You were a gray elf?
00:28:21.000 I was a gray elf.
00:28:22.000 Wow.
00:28:24.000 You had 80 pounds of meat in your house?
00:28:27.000 Oh, I have more now.
00:28:28.000 I have about 120 pounds.
00:28:29.000 Why do you have so much meat in your house?
00:28:31.000 Are you eating people?
00:28:33.000 Are you eating homeless folks?
00:28:34.000 Shh!
00:28:35.000 Cleaning up the streets.
00:28:36.000 Gentrifying your neighborhood, trying to improve your property value.
00:28:39.000 So we have a mutual friend now, Steve Rinella.
00:28:41.000 Yeah.
00:28:42.000 And I, so just to give some context, so growing up on Long Island...
00:28:46.000 Steve Rinella, for folks who don't know, is the host of Meat Eater.
00:28:49.000 He's an author, actually, as well.
00:28:51.000 He's got a book called Meat Eater, which is fantastic.
00:28:54.000 Brilliant writer.
00:28:54.000 It's a very good writer, man.
00:28:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:28:56.000 Really good writer.
00:28:56.000 Very bright guy.
00:28:57.000 So I met Steve when I was investigating how to reconnect with ingredients as part of this book.
00:29:05.000 And I think above and beyond that, how to correct manual illiteracy.
00:29:10.000 So one of the things that really started to bother me in the last few years is I looked at what my dad could do and my granddad could do.
00:29:15.000 I can't Fix half the things on my car.
00:29:18.000 I can't do basic, like, woodwork.
00:29:20.000 I can't do any of that shit.
00:29:21.000 And I realized it was really causing me a lot of anxiety not to build things with my hands.
00:29:25.000 So food and foraging and all this stuff became another way, or one way, to try to reclaim that.
00:29:31.000 And then Steve I met through a bunch of different random circumstances.
00:29:37.000 And what he countered was my image of a hunter.
00:29:41.000 Because growing up on Long Island, I had a lot of injured deer come across my property from people who didn't know how to bow hunt.
00:29:46.000 Beer cans on the side of my driveway.
00:29:51.000 And I just developed this real...
00:29:56.000 I just saw them as really responsible, wasteful, kind of jerk-offs.
00:30:00.000 And then I met Steve, and so I'll give a little...
00:30:02.000 You've probably heard this story, but what blew me away about Steve is he'll say, look, there are a lot of better hunters than me, although he's a really good hunter.
00:30:08.000 And he'll say, there are a lot of better cooks than me, but I'm a decent cook.
00:30:11.000 But there are very few people who can put them together.
00:30:13.000 And so he took, for one of his books, I guess it was the Scavenger's Guide to Haute Cuisine.
00:30:20.000 He took this 1906 Escoffier banquet.
00:30:24.000 Escoffier is like the grandfather of French cuisine.
00:30:26.000 Three-day banquet, like 40 different dishes, with all this weird shit.
00:30:31.000 Stingrays and quail stuffed with sea urchin or who the fuck knows.
00:30:34.000 He served people raccoon that he found on the side of the road.
00:30:36.000 Yeah, and what he did in this particular three-day banquet is he killed and forged everything.
00:30:41.000 He got every ingredient and then recreated the entire three-day thing himself.
00:30:45.000 The guy's just dead.
00:30:46.000 Yeah, he's an amazing dude.
00:30:48.000 Oh, so for the meat, he took me on my first ever hunt, which was a white-tailed deer hunt.
00:30:52.000 And then most recently we went to Alaska for about a week in the middle of nowhere to hunt caribou.
00:30:58.000 So were you successful both times?
00:31:00.000 I was.
00:31:00.000 Yeah?
00:31:01.000 I was.
00:31:01.000 So the white-tailed deer was your first experience?
00:31:04.000 First time.
00:31:04.000 And where'd you go there?
00:31:05.000 That was South Carolina because in California you have to fill out like a phone book.
00:31:21.000 So, your idea about wanting to hunt was probably similar to what my idea was.
00:31:27.000 It was like, I eat meat and I have no connection to it.
00:31:30.000 I'm just buying it in a store.
00:31:31.000 I know this isn't healthy.
00:31:33.000 I likened it to the idea of being born rich.
00:31:37.000 It's like I didn't really understand what it was like to earn it.
00:31:40.000 I didn't in any way, shape, or form.
00:31:43.000 And there's a lot of people that have a lot of misunderstandings about hunting, too.
00:31:47.000 And I shared those.
00:31:48.000 When I was young, I had a very ignorant opinion on hunting, too.
00:31:52.000 I just thought it was people who...
00:31:54.000 Like, why would you kill an animal when you can just go to the store and get it for free?
00:31:57.000 Or, you know, buy it without having to deal with that.
00:31:59.000 Like, these people probably want to kill animals.
00:32:01.000 Like, why don't you leave the animals alone?
00:32:03.000 Then one day I was driving from a gig.
00:32:05.000 I was in Boston.
00:32:06.000 Or in New York, rather.
00:32:08.000 And I was in upper western Massachusetts.
00:32:10.000 And I had to drive down.
00:32:12.000 And I had to go like 30 fucking miles an hour.
00:32:14.000 Because these deer just kept jumping in front of my car.
00:32:16.000 It was crazy.
00:32:18.000 Yeah.
00:32:18.000 I just kept seeing them over and over and over again.
00:32:20.000 They were all over the road.
00:32:21.000 So I had to drive really slow on the way home.
00:32:23.000 And it was a really common thing on this one parkway where deer would get hit by cars.
00:32:28.000 I mean, it was an infestation.
00:32:29.000 Because if you're looking at that much on the actual road, off to the right and off to the left, there's fucking woods, man.
00:32:37.000 So who knows how many goddamn deer are out there.
00:32:39.000 And those deer, first of all, they're going to get hit by cars.
00:32:42.000 They're going to starve.
00:32:44.000 Because they're going to run out of food.
00:32:45.000 And if they don't have hunters managing that population, there's only one other option.
00:32:51.000 And that option is predators.
00:32:52.000 So you have two options.
00:32:54.000 You have something that can kill a fucking deer with its face.
00:32:58.000 And you're going to have a good population of those motherfuckers running around.
00:33:02.000 And you're just going to trust that they're not going to get you.
00:33:04.000 And your dog.
00:33:05.000 And your kids.
00:33:06.000 Or...
00:33:07.000 You're gonna manage that population by shooting them and eating them.
00:33:11.000 And it's a really fascinating sort of a situation when you really understand it for what it is.
00:33:17.000 Like, it's wildlife management.
00:33:18.000 They have to do this.
00:33:19.000 Because we are at the top of the food chain.
00:33:21.000 So we have to take responsibility for that situation.
00:33:24.000 We have game, and it's everywhere.
00:33:26.000 And if you don't eat it, slowly but surely that mountain lion population is going to start creeping up.
00:33:31.000 That's just how nature deals with shit.
00:33:33.000 Or that, or the human population is going to start dropping because they become disease vectors for things like Lyme's disease.
00:33:38.000 My brother's had Lyme's disease.
00:33:39.000 My dad's had Lyme's disease.
00:33:41.000 Upstate New York, it's a real issue.
00:33:42.000 That's how it's transmitted.
00:33:44.000 I've heard quite a few people get it.
00:33:46.000 That's only one issue.
00:33:48.000 There's a lot.
00:33:50.000 It's great meat.
00:33:51.000 It's really good for you.
00:33:52.000 It's better for you than cows that you buy in a store that have been fed corn and other unnatural things for cows.
00:33:58.000 It's way healthier for you.
00:34:00.000 My experience was that my whole life I had thought about it one way and then that one trip home I started reconsidering like this is fucking crazy and then I started looking at but there was no internet back then you know so I'd have to like read a book which is really annoying I've sat down there and I mean I don't mind reading a book now But when I was 20 or whatever the fuck this was,
00:34:21.000 why the fuck are there so many deers?
00:34:23.000 And then as I looked into all this shit, I realized there's arguments about managing them.
00:34:29.000 There's the fishing game and the hunters and everyone has to come to an agreement of how many there are.
00:34:34.000 I go, this is crazy.
00:34:36.000 They're like rats.
00:34:37.000 They're like giant rats.
00:34:39.000 Giant rats that run in front of your car and commit suicide.
00:34:42.000 It's fucking bananas.
00:34:44.000 And they taste delicious.
00:34:46.000 And you can shoot them.
00:34:47.000 And it's free.
00:34:48.000 You have to pay for the license.
00:34:50.000 And then hit them in the right spot.
00:34:52.000 If they get distressed, then the meat's no good.
00:34:55.000 Oh, is that true?
00:34:56.000 It can make it really distasteful.
00:34:59.000 If you get what's called a red cutter.
00:35:00.000 So, for instance, if you fuck it up and you injure it, And then you chase it, which you shouldn't do, number one, if you get a good shot.
00:35:07.000 And then you finally kill the thing.
00:35:09.000 The excessive adrenaline and whatnot can really...
00:35:12.000 Is that true?
00:35:14.000 Because my deer, I shot it and went down and it was going to die, but it was still alive.
00:35:20.000 And then I shot it again.
00:35:21.000 Yeah.
00:35:21.000 I had to shoot it again.
00:35:22.000 Yeah.
00:35:23.000 I think it depends a lot on the duration of that stress.
00:35:26.000 So what happens a lot, for instance, I have novice bow hunters, and I'm not a bow hunter.
00:35:30.000 Like they'll go in the woods for hours and hours.
00:35:32.000 Well, they'll hit it with a bow, and then instead of waiting for it to die, they'll chase it, and it'll run around, run around, run around, run around for like an hour, right?
00:35:38.000 And then drop.
00:35:40.000 So that's flooded with adrenaline.
00:35:42.000 And again, I'm super novice, but based on what Steve told me also, depending on what gender deer you hit and if it's during mating season or not, if you hit a ruddy buck that is just pumped full of naturally occurring hormones, then I can end up being pretty...
00:35:59.000 What if it's an aphrodisiac when the deer is super horny and you eat its meat?
00:36:05.000 But it seems kind of homosexual.
00:36:07.000 I've got to be honest with you.
00:36:09.000 I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
00:36:11.000 Whatever works, it works.
00:36:12.000 Yeah, I mean, like when you're eating tiger dicks or whatever the fuck it is that Chinese people eat, it's kind of...
00:36:18.000 Not tasty.
00:36:19.000 It's very, I mean, it's interspecies.
00:36:22.000 You're mixing species up, but it's also sort of homosexual.
00:36:25.000 In a way, yeah.
00:36:26.000 I had a bull penis in China.
00:36:28.000 Not tasty.
00:36:29.000 I don't recommend it.
00:36:29.000 We served that shit on Fear Factor.
00:36:31.000 We served water buffalo dicks.
00:36:33.000 I saw that.
00:36:34.000 I saw that episode when you had all the different variations.
00:36:36.000 That was just one time where I was like, this is the most ridiculous job on earth.
00:36:41.000 The other time was when we served them donkey semen.
00:36:45.000 That's what canceled the show.
00:36:47.000 They got so crazy, they served donkey season.
00:36:49.000 The producers lost their fucking minds, and so did NBC, because NBC said yes to it.
00:36:54.000 That's the dirty secret about the last season of Fear Factor.
00:36:57.000 They approved!
00:36:58.000 NBC approved sucking down a big gulp of donkey cum.
00:37:03.000 They're like, yep, that seems like a good thing to put on TV. Let it rip.
00:37:06.000 That is disgusting.
00:37:07.000 Dude, there's only been two times when I disagreed with the producers.
00:37:11.000 I said, you really shouldn't do this.
00:37:13.000 One time when we made them ride bulls, I was like, this is crazy.
00:37:16.000 You can't control this.
00:37:18.000 This is not good.
00:37:19.000 I didn't like it.
00:37:20.000 And then the other time when we made them drink cum, I just never thought I'd have to say that.
00:37:26.000 I never thought I'd have to say, I don't think you should serve those people a donkey cum.
00:37:29.000 It just seems like we're crossing a line.
00:37:33.000 If you like this job and you want to keep it, and then TMZ got a hold of it.
00:37:38.000 They put the pictures of it online.
00:37:41.000 And then NBC said, pull the show!
00:37:43.000 Pull the show!
00:37:43.000 They pulled the episode.
00:37:44.000 What response did they expect?
00:37:47.000 I don't know what they were thinking, man.
00:37:49.000 If I'm the guy who's telling you you're crossing the line, you're already there.
00:37:55.000 I'm a podhead cage-fighting commentator, and I'm telling you you're going too far?
00:38:00.000 Everything in my life is fucked up.
00:38:02.000 Everything I do, whether it's stand-up comedy or this podcast, everything could be considered fucked up.
00:38:07.000 And I'm like, you're going crazy.
00:38:09.000 Yeah.
00:38:09.000 I'm like, you're getting too jiggy over here.
00:38:12.000 You gotta let that one go.
00:38:14.000 They can't drink cum.
00:38:15.000 No.
00:38:16.000 And piss, by the way.
00:38:17.000 We served them piss, too.
00:38:18.000 Nobody seemed to care as much about the piss.
00:38:20.000 I wouldn't care as much about the piss.
00:38:22.000 Yeah.
00:38:22.000 The piss, they just drank it.
00:38:24.000 And nobody complained about the piss.
00:38:26.000 It was always the donkey cum.
00:38:27.000 And it always was like, again, it was like some sort of bestiality thing in people's minds.
00:38:32.000 Because it's a body fluid and we know where it came from.
00:38:35.000 Like milk.
00:38:36.000 Yeah, but it's not like we're asking them to have sex.
00:38:38.000 It's so funny the way people connect sex with the fluids that sex creates.
00:38:43.000 It's like drinking...
00:38:45.000 You're nowhere near that donkey when it comes.
00:38:48.000 But drinking its cum, somehow or another, is sex with that donkey.
00:38:52.000 I'm not sure I could rationalize myself into drinking donkey cum.
00:38:55.000 As hard as I tried to make it into a thought exercise...
00:38:59.000 Well, what's fucked up is two people had a drink and they didn't win shit.
00:39:03.000 That's what's fucked up because everybody drank it.
00:39:05.000 Yeah.
00:39:06.000 One guy and two girls drank it.
00:39:08.000 And they were nice people.
00:39:09.000 That's what's even more fucked up.
00:39:11.000 They were very nice.
00:39:12.000 It's always the nice quiet type who drank the donkey semen.
00:39:14.000 For all of them.
00:39:15.000 I mean, it was like occasionally you have a show where someone will try too hard or they'll be obnoxious.
00:39:20.000 We didn't have any of that this last season of Fear Factor.
00:39:23.000 Everyone was like really nice folks.
00:39:26.000 So I felt bad sitting down there.
00:39:29.000 Drinking donkey cum.
00:39:30.000 God, I'd hate to see it digested.
00:39:32.000 Like the next morning, you're sitting on the toilet, just blowing out cum.
00:39:36.000 Quite honestly, it's very similar to phlegm.
00:39:39.000 So it's like drinking, almost like drinking a big glass of phlegm.
00:39:43.000 You know, it's really very similar.
00:39:45.000 It's very similar in its texture, and I don't know about taste.
00:39:49.000 Because, you know, I never tried phlegm.
00:39:51.000 Ha ha!
00:39:52.000 Get it?
00:39:52.000 I wonder if you flushed the toilet.
00:39:53.000 Get it?
00:39:53.000 I tried loads!
00:39:54.000 You get the job?
00:39:55.000 Ha ha!
00:39:57.000 Where the fuck is this podcast brought?
00:39:59.000 I wonder when you flush the toilet after digesting if it's like super fast.
00:40:03.000 Like it flushes really, really fast.
00:40:05.000 Because it's slippery?
00:40:06.000 Yeah.
00:40:06.000 Because of all the phlegm?
00:40:07.000 Right.
00:40:07.000 I don't know.
00:40:08.000 What kind of...
00:40:10.000 I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
00:40:13.000 You need to go to a doctor.
00:40:14.000 For real.
00:40:15.000 You need to go to a doctor and just tell him that you proposed that and he'll sit you down and go...
00:40:25.000 So, your first deer hunting experience was in North Carolina.
00:40:29.000 South Carolina.
00:40:30.000 Was it a gun, bow?
00:40:32.000 It was a gun.
00:40:33.000 I didn't want to.
00:40:34.000 My biggest fear going into all of that was fucking up the shot.
00:40:39.000 I was really worried about just...
00:40:43.000 Yeah, it runs away.
00:40:45.000 Like hitting it in a leg or something.
00:40:46.000 I was really worried about that.
00:40:47.000 So I really got into the marksmanship super serious.
00:40:51.000 It was actually just down here a couple weeks ago doing sniper training with some of the LA SWAT team members.
00:40:55.000 Holy shit.
00:40:56.000 Yeah, there's a great company called ITTS that does trainings.
00:41:00.000 They were great.
00:41:01.000 But prior to that, with the deer, I used a...
00:41:07.000 7mm Remington Mag.
00:41:08.000 I actually use Steve's gun, which is a left-handed.
00:41:11.000 I use his gun too.
00:41:12.000 It's a nice gun.
00:41:13.000 It's a great gun.
00:41:14.000 I have since had a right-handed version of that made with a couple of changes, so it's like a his and hers 7mm with Steve Rinella now.
00:41:22.000 Nice.
00:41:22.000 But I used his gun.
00:41:24.000 Man, he's a great teacher.
00:41:26.000 That's part of the reason I wanted to put him in the book.
00:41:28.000 He's a fucking outstanding teacher.
00:41:30.000 Well, he knows what he's doing in all aspects of the whole hunting thing.
00:41:35.000 His attachment to it isn't just hunting, it's also to the history of the United States and the people that lived in the land, the American Indian heritage, and the stories.
00:41:49.000 He had some amazing American Indian stories.
00:41:53.000 I should say Native American stories.
00:41:55.000 Really, really interesting stuff about that whole area where we went to Montana, to the Missouri River.
00:42:00.000 Yeah.
00:42:01.000 The Missouri Breaks.
00:42:02.000 Yeah.
00:42:02.000 And he had just incredible stories, story after story.
00:42:06.000 So he's a guy that really embraces the history of a region, too, and the history of the wildlife there as well.
00:42:13.000 Yeah.
00:42:14.000 How they migrate, what the numbers used to be like.
00:42:17.000 We occasionally would look for buffalo bones because they're really common in the sides of hills.
00:42:23.000 You see when the strata wears away, you'll find these old-ass fucking buffalo bones.
00:42:30.000 That's cool.
00:42:30.000 Yeah.
00:42:31.000 That's super cool.
00:42:32.000 It's pretty badass.
00:42:33.000 And Steve, I mean, he grew up hunting with his brothers, obviously with his dad as well, and I think his brother's I think?
00:42:56.000 Yeah, he was talking about how his dad pulled him out of school for first day of trapping season, first day of hunting season.
00:43:06.000 That's like how he grew up.
00:43:07.000 I think that's fucking awesome.
00:43:08.000 But it's fascinating because everybody immediately, if you think of a guy like that, you think of a dumb guy.
00:43:13.000 You think of an uneducated guy, an unworldly guy.
00:43:16.000 He's the exact opposite of that.
00:43:17.000 Brilliant guy.
00:43:18.000 Brilliant guy.
00:43:19.000 Very, very well read.
00:43:20.000 And really fun to talk to.
00:43:23.000 He's inquisitive.
00:43:24.000 He's intelligent.
00:43:25.000 He's on the ball.
00:43:26.000 But he's the real fucking deal.
00:43:28.000 And he expects that from other people as well.
00:43:31.000 You go on a hunt with them.
00:43:34.000 It's legit.
00:43:35.000 When we were in Alaska, we got dropped off five hours north of Fairbanks flight time.
00:43:43.000 Oh, fuck that.
00:44:04.000 200 yards upwind.
00:44:06.000 So we had these two huge bears come in and Steve was so funny because everyone's like, oh fuck, grizzly bear, like 10 o'clock.
00:44:14.000 And it's like, I don't know, ETA three minutes.
00:44:17.000 And then Steve found out his cell phone had been in the bottom of his bag and was soaked with...
00:44:23.000 And he's like, fuck!
00:44:24.000 My fucking cell phone!
00:44:25.000 Everyone's like, Steve, uh, grizzly bear, ETA three minutes.
00:44:29.000 He's like, my fucking cell phone!
00:44:30.000 He's like, so unconcerned about this grizzly bear.
00:44:32.000 And then he's just like, alright, fine, fuck it.
00:44:34.000 And he picks up a shotgun and walks over with birdshot and starts firing it off and waving his arms and scaring it off from like...
00:44:40.000 That's all you need to do?
00:44:41.000 Hundred yards?
00:44:41.000 But here's the thing, hundred yards to a bear?
00:44:43.000 That's not a slow animal, right?
00:44:45.000 So Steve's got some big balls.
00:44:46.000 Yeah, he scared it off, the thing went...
00:44:48.000 The thing about running.
00:44:48.000 Came back like two hours later.
00:44:50.000 That's what we're going to say about him after he gets fucking eaten.
00:44:52.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:44:53.000 He had big balls.
00:44:54.000 The bear ultimately ate.
00:44:55.000 That's what they said about Grizzly Man until the very end.
00:44:57.000 He really knows those bears.
00:44:59.000 He knows how to stay safe.
00:45:00.000 Yeah, I think Steve is fine to be within 100 yards of a bear as long as he has a good firearm.
00:45:06.000 Yeah, you've got to really have a strong rifle.
00:45:08.000 When you stop respecting the fucking grizzly, that's when the grizzly takes care of you.
00:45:13.000 To shoot a grizzly, you can't shoot it with a little pistol.
00:45:16.000 No, you need to hit it with a slug.
00:45:18.000 Yeah, because you're not going to stop them.
00:45:19.000 It's going to take years for them to die.
00:45:22.000 If you shoot a big grizzly with a fucking 9mm, you try to go gangster rapper style on them, that's not going to kill a bear.
00:45:30.000 No, no.
00:45:30.000 It's going to keep running at you and you're going to be so scared when it eats your head.
00:45:34.000 Yeah.
00:45:35.000 If people underestimate how...
00:45:37.000 How hard it is to kill an animal like that, depending on the circumstances.
00:45:42.000 I was talking to a friend of mine who's a Navy SEAL and he's still enlisted.
00:45:47.000 I mean, he does deployments and everything, but he was at one point in Africa and these villagers in sort of the downtime knew these guys were with the military and they said, hey, could you help us call this herd of water buffalo because they're destroying all our property and blah, blah, blah.
00:46:00.000 We can make Food out of the buffalo that you kill?
00:46:02.000 They're like, sure.
00:46:03.000 So they had these long-range sniping rifles, and he's a damn good shot.
00:46:09.000 I've done some training with him.
00:46:10.000 And he said that he shot a water buffalo right in the corner of the eye.
00:46:14.000 Oh my god.
00:46:15.000 And the thing shook its head and then looked straight back at him and just kept on eating.
00:46:20.000 What?!
00:46:21.000 Yeah, the fucking skull's like that thick, and it had gone halfway in the skull and just lodged with a high-power rifle.
00:46:27.000 And the thing just kept on eating.
00:46:29.000 That is what would happen if you didn't place your shot with a bear and forget it.
00:46:35.000 A high powered rifle and it couldn't get through his fucking head?
00:46:39.000 They ended up having to aim at the base of the skull from the side of the back.
00:46:44.000 Don't shoot him in the head became the rule.
00:46:47.000 That's a big fucking animal.
00:46:49.000 Well, when I was in Africa doing research for this book, too, I went to India, Japan, all over the place, and when we were in South Africa, water buff will kill everybody.
00:47:00.000 I mean, people are afraid of the lions, but if you meet, let's say, the Maasai Mara, these warriors who jump up and down, they're famous for the red robes, they're not afraid of lions at all.
00:47:09.000 They'll walk off into the darkness with their big walking stick, going from one village to the next.
00:47:13.000 They're like, eh, big house cats will scare them off.
00:47:16.000 Water buffalo, hippo, and elephants.
00:47:18.000 Those ones they're all afraid of.
00:47:19.000 Because they'll just charge you and kill you.
00:47:23.000 Yeah, water buffaloes are big fucking animals.
00:47:25.000 And when tourists get out of their cars on safari, they're like, oh, let's take a picture with the cows.
00:47:29.000 And then the cows are like, cow Lamborghini bulls.
00:47:32.000 And then they get...
00:47:33.000 I've talked about this a bunch lately, so I can't really go into it again, but have you seen Relentless Enemies?
00:47:39.000 No.
00:47:39.000 This is what I'm talking about.
00:47:41.000 I've talked about it so many times on the podcast.
00:47:43.000 You have to watch it.
00:47:43.000 It's a documentary.
00:47:44.000 I'll just give you the brief documentary about a part of Africa where the rivers change courses and it's isolated these lions with water buffalo.
00:47:52.000 That's their only prey.
00:47:53.000 So the lions have grown enormous.
00:47:55.000 The female lions are the size of male lions.
00:47:57.000 It's an amazing documentary.
00:47:59.000 There's a couple different prides on this island, but one of them is fucking huge.
00:48:03.000 They're like Hulk lions.
00:48:04.000 That's awesome.
00:48:05.000 They're just jacking water buffaloes, man.
00:48:06.000 That's how they have to do it now.
00:48:08.000 And you see how big a fucking water buffalo is when you see five lions struggling to take this thing down.
00:48:15.000 Yeah, they're no joke.
00:48:16.000 Fuck that, man.
00:48:17.000 If you see one of those things in the wild...
00:48:19.000 Do not fuck with it.
00:48:20.000 Yeah, apparently, back in the day, that was a big deal with Buffalo, too.
00:48:23.000 If you got near a Buffalo and the Buffalo charged you...
00:48:26.000 I saw a video of a guy getting charged by a Buffalo on YouTube.
00:48:31.000 You don't think for whatever reason that you're going to die by buffalo.
00:48:34.000 But that moment where that thing is going...
00:48:37.000 And you realize how fucking big it is.
00:48:41.000 And you go, what am I doing?
00:48:42.000 I'm in front of this crazy fucking Star Wars looking animal.
00:48:47.000 Yeah.
00:48:47.000 Yeah, you're going to get hit by something that weighs more than a Volkswagen Golf with skull plates on the front of its head.
00:48:55.000 Not going to end well at all.
00:48:56.000 It must have been amazing back in the day when the Native Americans would run into these herds that was far as the eye could see of these things.
00:49:07.000 Because they really didn't have many natural predators.
00:49:09.000 No.
00:49:10.000 Not at all.
00:49:10.000 I mean, wolves, but it takes a lot of freaking wolves to take down.
00:49:14.000 A buffalo.
00:49:14.000 Yeah, they probably were fine.
00:49:17.000 Yeah.
00:49:17.000 There must have been so many wolves, though.
00:49:19.000 The wolves must have ate great.
00:49:20.000 Yeah.
00:49:21.000 You know, because there were so many buffalo.
00:49:23.000 What other, being after the saber-toothed tiger...
00:49:26.000 Which was what, the Pleistocene?
00:49:28.000 What was that, like 14,000 years ago?
00:49:30.000 Was that what it was, when the bully mammoths and Sabertooth tigers also existed?
00:49:34.000 What other animal would eat them?
00:49:36.000 It would only be wolves and mountain lions, right?
00:49:38.000 Can a mountain lion even take out a...
00:49:40.000 I don't think so.
00:49:41.000 Because I think mountain lion more is a stalk and pounce type of animal as opposed to the endurance running.
00:49:47.000 I don't know if you've seen Planet Earth, the series where they have an aerial shot of wolves hunting...
00:49:53.000 I think it was a caribou.
00:49:54.000 It may have been an elk.
00:49:55.000 And how they basically...
00:49:57.000 The wolves would run this trippiest thing when you see it from the air.
00:50:01.000 They're almost like a peloton in the Tour de France, so they have the wolf in the front who's tiring out the caribou, and then the replacement runner will come from the back and fill in, and that guy will drop back.
00:50:11.000 And so they just run this relay race where they tag in and tag out.
00:50:17.000 On running this animal until it drops.
00:50:20.000 And then they take it out.
00:50:22.000 Holy shit.
00:50:23.000 Like persistence hunting, sort of.
00:50:25.000 Exactly.
00:50:26.000 Which they still do in certain parts of Africa.
00:50:28.000 They'll chase a gazelle or whatever the fuck it is down until it just runs out of gas.
00:50:34.000 Yeah, pretty wild.
00:50:34.000 And then they stab it.
00:50:36.000 Fuck, how long does that take?
00:50:38.000 I guess that can only be done in a place like Africa.
00:50:40.000 You need the high heat.
00:50:41.000 And you'd also need the higher heat.
00:50:42.000 Oh, right, right, right.
00:50:43.000 For the animal to overheat.
00:50:44.000 Right, right, right.
00:50:45.000 That makes sense.
00:50:46.000 Because that was the weirdest thing about deer, when you open them up, how hot they are on the inside.
00:50:51.000 It's like, it's really kind of like, whoa.
00:50:53.000 It's a real eye-opener.
00:50:55.000 Yeah, what was really trippy, so the field dressing, right?
00:50:58.000 So I was much more interested in what happens after...
00:51:01.000 Pulling the trigger than before.
00:51:03.000 Did you stalk this deer?
00:51:04.000 No.
00:51:05.000 The first deer, this was done from blind, so it didn't have to work as hard on the hunt, certainly, compared to caribou.
00:51:12.000 With the caribou, we did have to stalk.
00:51:14.000 So you did both with Rinella?
00:51:15.000 I did both with Rinella.
00:51:16.000 And the first one, how long ago was it?
00:51:18.000 The first one had to be a year and a half ago, or maybe even slightly less.
00:51:25.000 Was that when he had the other show, The Wild Within?
00:51:27.000 No.
00:51:28.000 No.
00:51:29.000 No, I don't think so.
00:51:30.000 Was the new show Meat Eater?
00:51:31.000 So the deer hunt was not filmed for Meat Eater.
00:51:34.000 The caribou hunt was filmed for Meat Eater.
00:51:36.000 So the deer hunt was just you guys?
00:51:37.000 The deer hunt was just because I met Steve and I said, you're my guy.
00:51:41.000 If I'm ever going to hunt, you're the guy who's the best option for guiding this.
00:51:48.000 Got along and both have pretty fucking strange senses of humor and went to South Carolina.
00:51:55.000 You think he has a strange sense of humor?
00:51:56.000 I think he has.
00:51:57.000 He can.
00:51:58.000 Depends on how much wine we've had.
00:52:01.000 When we were camping, what was great is we had these fucking...
00:52:05.000 Bags of wine because they were from the boxes but they've been taken out and they look just like an IV bag.
00:52:09.000 So I've been like fantasizing about getting these like rolling carts from the hospital like supply store and just getting fucking IV bags of wine that people can drink through like a camelback at dinner just to creep the shit out of everybody.
00:52:19.000 Those camelbacks are fun.
00:52:22.000 You were in a warm weather area.
00:52:26.000 Was it a warm weather time?
00:52:28.000 In South Carolina it was.
00:52:30.000 So we had to be really careful about keeping all the meat cool.
00:52:33.000 That's part of the reasons that you need to One of the reasons you need to remove the internal organs so quickly is so that the meat doesn't spoil.
00:52:41.000 What was super trippy for me, because I've just never experienced anything quite like it, was when I was doing the field dressing, maybe a minute or two into the process, I just felt like I had done it before.
00:52:57.000 I had this hardwiring moment where I was just really good at it.
00:53:03.000 That doesn't happen with many things.
00:53:04.000 It made me think about how do orphaned cats know how to hunt?
00:53:07.000 How do orphaned anything fill in the blank?
00:53:10.000 That's even more specific than knowing how to hunt.
00:53:12.000 How to clean it is really incredible.
00:53:14.000 We just like to take it apart.
00:53:15.000 It felt so natural going through it.
00:53:18.000 Obviously, you're a very smart guy, so this had been something you had considered for quite a while before you actually went hunting.
00:53:23.000 But I never read about the field dressing because I wanted to have an intellectually honest first experience for my readers and to be able to convey that to them.
00:53:31.000 So I did not study butchering, field dressing, anything.
00:53:33.000 The only thing I studied was the marksmanship because I didn't want to fuck it up.
00:53:38.000 One of the things I liked about his show, as opposed to a lot of other hunting shows, was the fact that he did do a lot of the field dressing on the air.
00:53:45.000 He did show you what was going on.
00:53:46.000 So I had a better sense of it.
00:53:48.000 I'd seen a lot of hunting shows before.
00:53:49.000 I'd watched Ted Nugent's show a lot.
00:53:52.000 But he doesn't clean them as much.
00:53:54.000 He'll do it occasionally.
00:53:57.000 But Steve did it quite a bit.
00:53:59.000 And it's very, you know, you get to see, like, that's realistic shit, man.
00:54:02.000 Like, you really see what an animal's...
00:54:04.000 Like, when you get a steak, you know, okay, let's back it up.
00:54:08.000 Here's the animal.
00:54:10.000 Now it's dropped.
00:54:10.000 Now you open it, and then you turn it into steak.
00:54:12.000 Like, whoa, that's a completely different experience.
00:54:15.000 Oh, yeah.
00:54:15.000 And it was fascinating to go through it for the first time, but also document the whole thing in terms of photos and videos and everything else, all the way until that night when we had...
00:54:26.000 Yeah, some backstraps, which are kind of like the spinal erectors.
00:54:29.000 Dude, you're talking like a hunter.
00:54:31.000 Yeah, well, I'm using Steve Rinella's vocab.
00:54:36.000 Yeah, well, the backstraps, what was trippy about that, because I think about anatomy just in terms of training and weightlifting, deadlifts and blah, blah, blah.
00:54:43.000 And so I was thinking, oh, backstraps.
00:54:45.000 And so then I went back to where we were staying with a guy named Dave Amick, who builds custom rifles.
00:54:52.000 And they had this little Labradoodle.
00:54:55.000 I was playing with a Labradoodle, and I started feeling its back and its anatomy.
00:54:59.000 It was so weird.
00:55:00.000 And I was like, is it weird that I'm looking for back straps on this Labradoodle?
00:55:04.000 No, no, no.
00:55:04.000 And Steve's like, don't worry.
00:55:05.000 When I give my wife a back massage, I think the same thing.
00:55:08.000 Oh, wow.
00:55:09.000 That's so weird.
00:55:10.000 It's like when you're actually taking an animal apart and thinking about the anatomy, you start seeing...
00:55:15.000 Those cuts and that anatomy, everything that moves, it's really fucking weird.
00:55:19.000 Well, when you see an animal for a purveyor of meat, you see it as a meat container.
00:55:27.000 Yeah, it's a new experience.
00:55:28.000 Yeah, it's weird.
00:55:30.000 I went to Kreischer's birthday party last night, and they had one of those things.
00:55:33.000 It was like a box where you put a pig inside, and then you put coals on top of the box, and then you flip it.
00:55:39.000 It's like they bury it underground or something?
00:55:41.000 Yeah, but I guess it cooks faster than burying it underground.
00:55:44.000 It only takes like three to four hours or something like that.
00:55:47.000 It was amazing watching them take the pig out and then...
00:55:51.000 Bert was just digging in there, taking out parts of the pig and then cutting out the meat.
00:55:56.000 Oh, this was Bert's birthday, right?
00:55:57.000 Bert's birthday party.
00:55:58.000 It made me feel like such a pussy watching all these men just taking this pig apart.
00:56:04.000 They all knew exactly what to do.
00:56:07.000 I would be disgusted by it.
00:56:09.000 Really?
00:56:10.000 So you look at the whole pig, you were like, this is too much seeing the whole pig?
00:56:13.000 It was really creepy.
00:56:15.000 I thought it was creepy to watch.
00:56:17.000 Because it's an actual body.
00:56:19.000 Yeah.
00:56:19.000 I think the box makes it creepier, though, because it's like a coffin for a pig instead of just being in the ground.
00:56:25.000 Yeah, I think.
00:56:26.000 Yeah.
00:56:26.000 I think that never really bothered me, but maybe I look at things differently.
00:56:31.000 I don't know.
00:56:32.000 Maybe if I wasn't, it snuck up on me.
00:56:34.000 I've been thinking about it for so long.
00:56:37.000 By the time I went hunting, I'd been...
00:56:39.000 I've been thinking about it for at least 10 years.
00:56:41.000 I wanted to do it for at least 10 years.
00:56:42.000 I'd always wanted to feel more conscious and aware, just like responsible for the food that I eat, including the meat.
00:56:50.000 And I just, I didn't know that someone like Steve existed.
00:56:53.000 You know what I mean?
00:56:54.000 Right.
00:56:54.000 Until I met him and I'm like...
00:56:56.000 Yeah, well I don't think there's many like him.
00:56:58.000 Yeah.
00:56:58.000 You know, maybe he's brothers.
00:56:59.000 Yeah.
00:57:01.000 There's the pig laying in the...
00:57:02.000 Oh, that's wild, man.
00:57:04.000 That's kind of creepy looking.
00:57:05.000 Yeah, that pig looks like someone dropped a refrigerator on him.
00:57:08.000 That looks like a PETA advertisement.
00:57:10.000 Yeah, right?
00:57:11.000 And then there's a...
00:57:13.000 I'm sorry.
00:57:14.000 And then there's like the pig head, putting it through Bert's body, like a photo of Bert.
00:57:20.000 Oh, that's weird.
00:57:21.000 The head is certainly weird.
00:57:23.000 Yeah.
00:57:24.000 That's cool, though.
00:57:24.000 The pig cooking a pig on a spit, essentially.
00:57:29.000 A whole pig.
00:57:30.000 And they did it at his place.
00:57:31.000 Yeah, it was pretty sweet.
00:57:33.000 In his man cave.
00:57:35.000 I completely understand, by the way, where everyone's coming from who's a vegan.
00:57:39.000 Everyone who's coming from is a complete animal lover and doesn't want to have anything to do with eating meat.
00:57:44.000 I fucking hear...
00:57:46.000 And I think it's a very noble...
00:57:49.000 We're good to go.
00:58:07.000 But the reality of this environment that we live in now, this world, this existence, this dimension that we live in now, is that these animals, these are all temporary.
00:58:19.000 And some of them, they're dumb as fuck.
00:58:22.000 There's this whole system going on here.
00:58:24.000 You've got to recognize this system where we're attaching morals to...
00:58:28.000 To something that's just this natural, everyday process of animals, consuming animals.
00:58:34.000 And in order for you to...
00:58:35.000 You must recognize you are an animal.
00:58:37.000 And in order for this animal body to work at its best, really it should eat animals.
00:58:42.000 You know, that's the...
00:58:43.000 I mean, you can live and exist as a vegan.
00:58:45.000 There's a lot of top vegan athletes like Mac Danzig.
00:58:48.000 He's a high-level vegan athlete.
00:58:50.000 But maybe he'd be better if he ate meat.
00:58:51.000 It's possible.
00:58:52.000 You know, if you listen to guys like Dave Asprey, they tell you the science behind...
00:58:56.000 You know, eating actual animal matter and what that does to your nerves, the way your body performs, the way your body can move.
00:59:04.000 I don't know if he's right.
00:59:05.000 I'm too stupid.
00:59:06.000 I'm too stupid to really know who's right.
00:59:08.000 But it sounds to me like the people that are trying to be vegans, I like what that stands for.
00:59:17.000 I like what that stands for.
00:59:18.000 That stands for people that recognize that like, man, I'm doing something.
00:59:22.000 I'm affecting something.
00:59:23.000 I don't want to be a part of it.
00:59:24.000 But if you want to live in a society, the reality is if you like, you know, we've sort of like distanced ourselves from We're good to go.
01:00:02.000 Yeah, I totally agree, number one.
01:00:04.000 And I would also say, you know, what a lot of people don't realize is the industrially farmed meat, and I use the term, you know, farmed very loosely, but is extremely damaging to the ecosystem and ecological sustainability in the U.S. But what they miss is,
01:00:22.000 like, monocrops, like wheat, soy, corn, are arguably equally or more damaging.
01:00:29.000 And I think that So one of the things that made me want to actually explore food more is that in the next 10 years or so, I met with a lot of really interesting people like Sam Kass, who's the private chef for the Obamas at the White House, also does a lot of food policy stuff.
01:00:44.000 Damn, you know the chef at the White House?
01:00:46.000 Yeah, I've met him before.
01:00:48.000 What does Obama like to eat?
01:00:50.000 Well, the meals he told me about were fish.
01:00:52.000 So he would go out and catch the fish and then bring them in and cook them.
01:00:55.000 Obama would catch the fish?
01:00:56.000 No.
01:00:57.000 That's not what I was guessing.
01:00:58.000 No, Sam Cass.
01:00:59.000 What were you guessing, Brian?
01:01:01.000 Chicken and watermelon?
01:01:02.000 You son of a bitch.
01:01:03.000 You son of a bitch.
01:01:06.000 But something like 50% or more of the current small farm owners in the U.S. are set to retire in the next five to ten years.
01:01:16.000 And what that means is you have these last of the Mohican, like, small family-run farms in many cases.
01:01:23.000 They're going to be up for grabs, whether that turns into strip malls or is handed over to Monsanto or some big industrial food corp.
01:01:30.000 Or third, which is really the only sustainable option that I see, is moving from a few really big producers to many smaller producers.
01:01:39.000 Otherwise, there's just too much politics involved with subsidies for corn and things of that type.
01:01:44.000 Explain that to people who don't understand that because there's a weird thing going on with corn.
01:01:49.000 When you have a handful of very large industrial food producers and you have basically an exchange program between, let's say, the governmental bodies that regulate food And the Monsantos and the Conagras of the world,
01:02:06.000 you end up in a really fucked up situation where there are certain crops that do a lot of damage that are forced into the food supply in everything you can imagine, like corn, which will be in everything from certain, like, toothpastes to every condiment you use to bread that you eat,
01:02:22.000 because the growth of corn and distribution of corn is subsidized by the U.S. government, which makes it If you look at the topsoil in many of the most...
01:02:57.000 I think it's really important to realize that people are voting for...
01:03:06.000 The future of this country in many, many ways, financial and otherwise, certainly from an ecological standpoint, every time they eat a meal.
01:03:14.000 You're voting three times a day for what you want in the next 10-15 years, and it's not going to be reversible.
01:03:21.000 Once that farmland goes away, we're kind of fucked in a lot of ways.
01:03:27.000 So anyway...
01:03:27.000 How did it get to that point?
01:03:29.000 How did corn, people that produce corn, how did they influence the government to get them to give them subsidies?
01:03:35.000 What is the benefit of them getting subsidies?
01:03:37.000 I don't know all the historical context, to be perfectly honest.
01:03:40.000 What is the benefit?
01:03:42.000 How do they sell it?
01:03:44.000 Well, they export a lot of corn as well.
01:03:46.000 You know what I mean?
01:03:46.000 How does a bill like that get passed?
01:03:49.000 How does laws like that get put in the place where they're subsidizing people for growing excess corn?
01:03:54.000 So hard to say.
01:03:54.000 I mean, there's so many lobbying groups.
01:03:56.000 There's so much backdoor dealing.
01:03:58.000 If you look at, let's just say, the labeling or non-labeling of GMO food, as an example.
01:04:03.000 That was a big issue in California recently, but didn't it lose?
01:04:07.000 I think it lost in the state of California.
01:04:09.000 Yeah, it's...
01:04:09.000 Which is crazy.
01:04:11.000 Which is crazy.
01:04:12.000 Yeah.
01:04:13.000 Sometimes they can word things where it's confusing as fuck to people.
01:04:17.000 Ultimately, I think the most direct path of making a statement is using your dollars on the right things.
01:04:22.000 This is a free market.
01:04:24.000 People respond to money.
01:04:25.000 If you can buy food whenever possible from smaller producers as opposed to bigger producers, closer producers as opposed to those really far away, The healthier you will be, the better your performance will be, and ultimately the less you'll be shackled to some company that can do whatever it wants.
01:04:40.000 It's so hard for people to do that though, and it costs a lot of money.
01:04:44.000 Even if you want to eat organic, that shit's so expensive.
01:04:46.000 If you want to eat really healthy foods, If you want to go to the supermarket and go to a Whole Foods or something and get all grass-fed this, it's amazing how much more expensive it is than going to a market and you get some weird-looking semi-gray steak and take that bitch home.
01:05:02.000 It can be expensive.
01:05:04.000 There are ways out there for people to make it.
01:05:09.000 Sort of tactical choices, for health at least, about which produce to spend more money on.
01:05:13.000 Their annual lists, for instance, the Clean Fifteen and the Dirty Dozen, and what all that means is there are The Dirty Dozen are the 12 most contaminated produce items, vegetables and fruits, that exist on the market in the U.S. They're studied every year and chemical analysis is done.
01:05:34.000 Those are the fruits and veggies that you'll want to get organically if you can afford it.
01:05:39.000 The Clean 15, on the other hand, Our foods that even when produced conventionally with pesticides, antibiotics, etc., have the lowest levels of contamination.
01:05:47.000 So those you can actually feel pretty safe buying at lower prices conventionally.
01:05:52.000 And a good way for people to tell if you're getting screwed by your local grocer or not, or tricked, is on most fruits and vegetables, you'll find a label or sticker, right?
01:06:02.000 If it starts with nine, it's probably organic.
01:06:04.000 If it isn't, If that number doesn't start with a nine, then you might be getting bait and switched if they say it's organic.
01:06:11.000 Really?
01:06:11.000 What is the standard for organic?
01:06:15.000 What is exactly organic?
01:06:16.000 Does it mean no pesticides?
01:06:18.000 What does it mean?
01:06:18.000 This is a label that's been very abused.
01:06:22.000 I found out my loads are organic.
01:06:24.000 They're 100%.
01:06:25.000 Donkey semen.
01:06:26.000 They don't taste organic, Jack.
01:06:27.000 What are you doing?
01:06:27.000 Are you broadcasting over there on your channel as well, you freak?
01:06:29.000 Yeah, I'm doing...
01:06:35.000 Organic means a lot of things to a lot of people, but in general it's supposed to mean without, or as it's intended by a lot of people, without additional pesticides, antibiotics, etc., as it would have been grown 100-200 years ago.
01:06:48.000 But it's a battle for dollars.
01:06:54.000 A lot of these labels, if they're not regulated, get misused.
01:06:58.000 And what is the feasibility of, say if you had a community of people, say if you got together with 10, 20 people, whatever, and you all wanted to get in on some farmland and figure out how to grow your own vegetables.
01:07:10.000 Have you ever thought about how much land it takes, how many animals you need?
01:07:15.000 Yeah, I've looked at it super closely.
01:07:17.000 Is that in the book?
01:07:18.000 I talk about a lot of the survivalist and self-reliance stuff.
01:07:23.000 I don't talk about homesteading or animal husbandry as much.
01:07:29.000 I pretty much talk about...
01:07:30.000 Isn't that a weird way to put it?
01:07:31.000 Homesteading and animal husbandry.
01:07:33.000 That's my next book.
01:07:34.000 Those are two strange terms that you very rarely hear people use.
01:07:37.000 No, so I looked at this really closely.
01:07:38.000 My girlfriend actually, she's from Vancouver, Victoria...
01:07:43.000 And her family has created in the last year a farm that produces almost all of their food.
01:07:48.000 So they have a handful of sheep.
01:07:50.000 They have a garden that's probably 150 by 150 feet.
01:07:54.000 And that thing produces so much vegetation that they have to give it away.
01:07:59.000 And that's a family of four plus two dogs.
01:08:02.000 150 by 150 feet.
01:08:04.000 It's not big.
01:08:05.000 Maybe 200 by 200. But it is...
01:08:08.000 A very manageable amount of acreage and it produces an astonishing amount of food.
01:08:14.000 Now you have to know what you're doing from a Gardening standpoint, I think raising animals in a lot of ways is a hundred times simpler than keeping track of like 20 species and keeping them alive.
01:08:24.000 Of plants?
01:08:25.000 Of plants.
01:08:26.000 Is that what they had?
01:08:26.000 20 different things?
01:08:27.000 Oh, they had more.
01:08:28.000 They had more.
01:08:28.000 Did they use greenhouses?
01:08:30.000 They did have a greenhouse for certain plants, like tomatoes, for instance.
01:08:34.000 But outside, just like these huge stalks of kale, like four or five feet tall.
01:08:39.000 Amazing.
01:08:40.000 I mean, it's just, it was so, it was trippy for me in the same way that going on my hunt was trippy, where you're like, wow.
01:08:46.000 Huh.
01:08:47.000 So that's what a, you know, a ribeye, that's the part of the body that a ribeye is from.
01:08:51.000 Right.
01:08:52.000 In the same way, just seeing, you know, kale for the first time growing out of the ground or like asparagus or whatever.
01:08:58.000 It was really wild.
01:08:58.000 How much effort would it take to do that for like a family?
01:09:02.000 Like to run, like to grow enough food and to have, like it's an interesting thing to think about.
01:09:08.000 How much land do you need?
01:09:09.000 How much water do you need?
01:09:11.000 How much acreage do you need for four people, five people?
01:09:15.000 I don't think you need much.
01:09:16.000 I have two uncles who had one very small farm, another with a much larger farm.
01:09:24.000 You want chickens for protein, and not for the meat, for the eggs.
01:09:30.000 Because they give out eggs every day.
01:09:31.000 They just kick those eggs out.
01:09:33.000 I didn't even know that until I was in my 30s.
01:09:36.000 I'm so fucking stupid.
01:09:37.000 I thought that every time a chicken gave an egg, that egg could have been a baby chickie.
01:09:41.000 It could have grown to be a baby chickie, but you ate it before it could.
01:09:45.000 That's what I really thought.
01:09:46.000 I thought when you had fried eggs, that you were having baby chickies that you caught them in time and you killed them before they became little.
01:09:53.000 But that's not what an egg is, folks.
01:09:55.000 Chickens lay eggs every day.
01:09:57.000 The ones that we make, at least.
01:09:59.000 I don't know if it's normal in the wild for them to run...
01:10:01.000 They still produce a lot of eggs.
01:10:03.000 I mean, they're not like frankenchickens where their breast meat is so big they can't stand up.
01:10:08.000 Right, like the freak ones that you see in those weird documentaries that scare the shit out of you.
01:10:12.000 Yeah, there was a great TV show or series in the UK. I think it was BBC produced called...
01:10:20.000 I think it was Escape to River Cottage.
01:10:22.000 And it was about a chef from London who decided to go to the country and basically try to do all this stuff from ground zero.
01:10:30.000 So raising animals, raising all of his food on this property.
01:10:34.000 Do you remember the guy's name?
01:10:36.000 I should know this.
01:10:37.000 He wrote the River Cottage cookbook and as well as the River Cottage meat book, which is amazing.
01:10:42.000 I wonder if that's the same guy that Bourdain had on his show.
01:10:45.000 Got longish hair, glasses.
01:10:47.000 Maybe.
01:10:48.000 Do you know that show's over now?
01:10:50.000 He's got a new one on CNN now.
01:10:51.000 Oh, really?
01:10:52.000 Yeah, they moved it over to CNN. That's what one of the guys, Mo, who's the director of Meat Eater, is also one of the guys who works for Bourdain.
01:11:00.000 He works for both guys.
01:11:01.000 Oh, that's right.
01:11:01.000 That's right.
01:11:01.000 0.0.
01:11:02.000 Yeah.
01:11:02.000 So I remember it's Hugh Farronly Whitting's Hall.
01:11:05.000 Some very British-sounding aristocratic name.
01:11:08.000 That's a very British-sounding aristocratic name.
01:11:09.000 Hugh Farronly Whitting's Hall.
01:11:11.000 Something like that.
01:11:11.000 But the show is awesome, and it goes through a lot of this stuff.
01:11:13.000 Shows him fucking it up and getting it right, which is really cool.
01:11:16.000 Yeah, I would imagine it would take some effort and planning, for sure.
01:11:19.000 Yeah.
01:11:20.000 But I mean, Brian Callen and I, It would require a lot of work, though.
01:11:34.000 It would.
01:11:35.000 But it's probably a good idea.
01:11:37.000 Part of what I thought about when I was doing all this research over the last...
01:11:41.000 Fuck, two years since we last saw each other, whatever, is creating a...
01:11:48.000 A small group of modern hunter-gatherers.
01:11:51.000 So you have five friends, and instead of trying to do it all yourself, you're like, alright, you're in charge of caribou.
01:11:55.000 Go get us some caribou.
01:11:56.000 You're in charge of fucking tomatoes.
01:11:59.000 You're the tomato guy.
01:12:00.000 Make sure you get the tomatoes.
01:12:01.000 You're in charge of, who the fuck knows, kombucha.
01:12:05.000 That would be a great thing to make.
01:12:06.000 Yeah.
01:12:08.000 Isn't it crazy, though, that that might be a reality someday?
01:12:12.000 It's impossible for people to imagine anything bigger than Sandy or Katrina.
01:12:17.000 Katrina was bigger than Sandy, but something along those lines.
01:12:20.000 A massive disaster, a massive loss of property and life.
01:12:24.000 But that's nothing compared to what used to be here.
01:12:27.000 Just the ice that used to be over North America.
01:12:31.000 Some guy, we were in Canada, and he was talking about how they found The guy just brought it up.
01:12:37.000 Someone was talking about global warming.
01:12:39.000 And he was saying how they found beaver dens under hundreds of feet of ice in Greenland.
01:12:45.000 And that at one point in time, that ice wasn't there.
01:12:48.000 This was real simple.
01:12:49.000 It was real recent.
01:12:50.000 Some shit happened.
01:12:52.000 And we cling to the idea of staying in a spot.
01:12:56.000 We cling to the idea, this is my land.
01:12:59.000 I've staked a claim.
01:13:00.000 I have a property line.
01:13:01.000 I even have a fence up.
01:13:02.000 But that's ridiculous, because this earth is a constantly shifting organism.
01:13:07.000 It's a thing, and it moves around, and things change.
01:13:11.000 The atmosphere changes.
01:13:13.000 There used to be dinosaurs here, stupid.
01:13:16.000 This shit is volatile.
01:13:20.000 And we don't want to believe that.
01:13:22.000 We want to believe that, oh, I shut my little cardboard door and locked my little brass lock and I'm in.
01:13:28.000 I'm completely shut off from the environment.
01:13:31.000 You know, just having...
01:13:33.000 Fuck.
01:13:34.000 I mean, people spend three hours on a Saturday...
01:13:39.000 Spend a few hundred bucks, go to Costco, because they have all this disaster preparedness stuff, and get two weeks of food.
01:13:48.000 Get like a week or two of water.
01:13:51.000 Just have it.
01:13:51.000 What's the downside?
01:13:52.000 It's definitely not a bad thing to have.
01:13:54.000 It's definitely not a bad thing to be prepared.
01:13:57.000 If you could do solar power, I definitely want to try to do that.
01:14:00.000 And a lot of people go with, they have both.
01:14:06.000 They have a generator, they'll have solar power, they have propane.
01:14:09.000 You can have propane generators that will kick on automatically when your power goes out.
01:14:14.000 I had that in Colorado.
01:14:16.000 Because when I was living in the mountains, apparently the power goes out up there all the time.
01:14:19.000 Sometimes it takes a long time for them to turn it back on.
01:14:21.000 So as soon as the power would go on, you would hear like a second and then you'd hear the generator kick on.
01:14:26.000 It was a big ass generator that was set up for this property.
01:14:30.000 But windmills, that's another option.
01:14:33.000 My friend in Oregon has windmills.
01:14:36.000 And he actually sells power back to the grid, however the fuck that works.
01:14:40.000 How does that work?
01:14:41.000 Buy your power.
01:14:43.000 The meter goes the opposite way.
01:14:46.000 That's crazy.
01:14:46.000 They don't get my credits.
01:14:48.000 That's what some, actually many schools in California and elsewhere are doing to generate extra revenue, is they're actually Wow.
01:15:13.000 Or some type of monthly stipend, or they get a percentage of the energy that is then sold back to the grid, basically.
01:15:20.000 Yeah, there was a school in Boulder that had a whole farm set up there.
01:15:25.000 It was pretty badass.
01:15:26.000 The kids were growing their own food.
01:15:27.000 That's cool.
01:15:29.000 That would be a really smart thing to teach kids how to do.
01:15:32.000 Instead, you teach them some shit they're almost likely to never use.
01:15:36.000 Teach someone how to actually grow some food.
01:15:39.000 That would be a great thing to teach as a standard class in high school.
01:15:43.000 Farming.
01:15:44.000 Just simple farming.
01:15:45.000 This is how you grow vegetables.
01:15:47.000 Yeah.
01:15:47.000 Why isn't that a requirement?
01:15:50.000 Math is a requirement.
01:15:51.000 English is a requirement.
01:15:52.000 We're like, listen, we've got the natural world locked down.
01:15:55.000 We don't have to think about that anymore.
01:15:57.000 But that lost connection, you really do feel this connection when you grow something, when you actually grow something and then eat it.
01:16:06.000 It's like it awakens something inside you, this weird primal satisfaction.
01:16:11.000 And also just the therapeutic aspect of having to care for something besides yourself, I think is really, I certainly underestimated it.
01:16:18.000 I mean, I kill plants like it's my job.
01:16:23.000 I have a brown thumb or I don't pay attention, I don't care, whatever it is.
01:16:26.000 But I ended up experimenting again with growing plants and I just got rosemary.
01:16:32.000 It's a really tough plant.
01:16:34.000 Pretty hard to kill.
01:16:36.000 And you can use it for just about any type of food.
01:16:37.000 So I started with just a little rosemary plant.
01:16:40.000 Like cut to kind of look like a fucking Christmas tree that I got at Whole Foods or something.
01:16:44.000 And that thing will produce enough herbs.
01:16:46.000 Enough herbs for tea.
01:16:48.000 Enough herbs for food.
01:16:49.000 For like weeks and weeks on end.
01:16:51.000 And it's hard to kill.
01:16:52.000 So I found that to be...
01:16:54.000 A really low stakes way to have an early success with growing a plant that would hopefully then encourage you to do more of it.
01:17:00.000 Because it sucks when you try to get into something like that and then immediately fail because everything dies and you're like, ah, okay.
01:17:06.000 Yeah, and you don't want to jump right into the deep end of the pool.
01:17:09.000 Learn how to grow a plant.
01:17:11.000 Right.
01:17:11.000 Before you think about starting a farm.
01:17:13.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:17:14.000 You know?
01:17:15.000 Because if you have like your everyday life and then on the side you want to run a farm, like, bitch, you ain't got time for that.
01:17:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:17:22.000 The full-timers have enough trouble with that.
01:17:25.000 Yeah, I mean, you would have to...
01:17:27.000 If you were going to feed yourself completely with the animals and the food, that would require a tremendous amount of work.
01:17:33.000 The people that sell vegetables and actually run a farm, a dairy farm or something along those lines, that's an incredible amount of work.
01:17:40.000 People who actually know folks that actually have a family farm, that's an incredible amount of work.
01:17:46.000 That's even more.
01:17:47.000 But just to feed yourself and your family...
01:17:49.000 It's gonna require several hours every day.
01:17:52.000 Many hours every day.
01:17:55.000 Taking care of the animals, feeding them, cleaning up.
01:17:58.000 Animals, definitely.
01:17:59.000 Yeah.
01:18:00.000 Dealing with, you know, setting up whatever the fuck you have around your vegetables, whether it's fences or this or that, or keeping your irrigation going, keeping your watering going, dealing with fucking pests, little fucking things that start eating your food.
01:18:14.000 You can actually purchase, they're pretty cool, I think they're hydroponic, I might be using the wrong word, hanging gardens.
01:18:25.000 So they have these plastic containers that hold the various plants and it actually hangs down the side of a door almost like a shoe holder and then there's an automated water system that you can time so you can leave and go away for a day or two and it just grows these plants effectively vertically which is super super cool.
01:18:43.000 And then they get to a certain size you have to plant them?
01:18:45.000 Get to a certain size and you can eat them.
01:18:47.000 Really?
01:18:47.000 Yeah, you don't even need to plant them.
01:18:49.000 Wow!
01:18:50.000 That's super cool.
01:18:51.000 Do they run on power?
01:18:52.000 Like, what kind of power is it?
01:18:53.000 Yeah, you would plug in, if you have the timed and automated watering system, then you'd plug it in.
01:18:58.000 See, that seems to me like it's at least slightly defeating the whole purpose of the whole thing, if you need the fucking electricity to be on.
01:19:05.000 Right, yeah.
01:19:05.000 I think this is more for the aesthetic of having plants on your door.
01:19:09.000 Yeah, well, it's pretty dope if they can keep the power on.
01:19:12.000 But if you don't keep the power on, then all that means is you have to water the plants, which means you better have some goddamn water if your water system, if your municipal water goes out.
01:19:20.000 Yeah, no shit, man.
01:19:22.000 You have to have like a well system.
01:19:24.000 Or just go by, I mean, for instance, in the basement of my apartment right now, I have, I don't know what it is, like 40 gallons of water.
01:19:32.000 Don't tell people, dude.
01:19:33.000 They'll come looking.
01:19:34.000 I have five guns.
01:19:34.000 I'll shoot them.
01:19:35.000 You'll shoot them for your water.
01:19:37.000 Wow, Tim Ferriss, murder's thirsty guy.
01:19:40.000 I have like seven of those Arrowhead tub water things.
01:19:43.000 If people, after three days of no water, people will start looking for water.
01:19:47.000 Oh yeah, man.
01:19:47.000 It's not like I'm saying I expect that, but...
01:19:50.000 Here's the thing.
01:19:50.000 I like target practice.
01:19:52.000 I have ranges near my house.
01:19:54.000 It's fun to do.
01:19:55.000 Having a firearm as worst case scenario insurance in a location where a seven point or higher Richter scale earthquake is 80 plus percent probable in the next 15 years.
01:20:05.000 Is that real?
01:20:07.000 80%?
01:20:08.000 70% plus a few years ago.
01:20:11.000 And I think that has since gone up because on the ring of fire we had Japan, New Zealand, and I think the odds just improved.
01:20:17.000 What's the deal with those dudes who find wells with a divining rod, a stick?
01:20:23.000 Dowsing?
01:20:24.000 Is that what it's called?
01:20:25.000 What's a divining rod then?
01:20:27.000 What the hell is that?
01:20:28.000 A divining rod, I believe, is where you hold on to the fork.
01:20:33.000 Of a stick that looks almost like a slingshot.
01:20:35.000 So you hold on to the top of either end of the Y, and then you're supposed to get steered by the end of it.
01:20:41.000 So dowsing is the use of a dividing rod.
01:20:45.000 That's what it is.
01:20:45.000 I believe so, yeah.
01:20:46.000 And there's another method where they have two sticks that are shaped like L's, and they hold them in either hand upside down, and then when they cross, that's supposed to indicate...
01:20:54.000 How the fuck could that be real?
01:20:56.000 I don't know.
01:20:57.000 It's like that game where you play like your...
01:20:59.000 Three card money?
01:20:59.000 No, where you have the spirits where you're...
01:21:01.000 Oh, Ouija boards.
01:21:03.000 So I will say this much.
01:21:05.000 I do think there are things like that that are not unexplainable but are yet to have been explained.
01:21:11.000 And I say that partially because I've seen some pretty weird shit even at...
01:21:16.000 A lot of people don't realize this.
01:21:18.000 At Princeton University before...
01:21:22.000 I think this ended 2000-2001, but one of the reasons I went there as an undergrad is because they had something called the Scientific Anomalies Laboratory.
01:21:28.000 And this is where, among other organizations, several branches of the military funded research into things like remote viewing, which is basically scientifically controlled clairvoyance, where you have a transmitter and a receiver, and they use double-blind protocols to see if it is possible to report images back from one location,
01:21:48.000 from one person to another.
01:21:51.000 And they had some...
01:21:54.000 And then...
01:21:55.000 To validate whatever, or to design the studies and then analyze the data, they had some of the world's top mathematicians and statisticians supervising this stuff.
01:22:07.000 And Professor John, J-A-H-N, who ran, I believe that was his name, who ran this laboratory, and I went down, I was a test subject.
01:22:15.000 I didn't have any X-Men-like powers, sadly.
01:22:19.000 Who supervised this, did this closing presentation when the lab was being wound down due to lack of funding, and he presented some of his findings.
01:22:28.000 He basically said, if you look at the statistics, all of this stuff has been validated, but it will never be accepted because of A, B, and C. And what was really trippy about the remote viewing, right?
01:22:41.000 So in the remote viewing protocol, one of them...
01:22:44.000 They would have, let's say, three or four envelopes.
01:22:46.000 The transmitter would choose one.
01:22:48.000 They would leave, get into a car with the supervisors, the experimenters, and then open the envelope, find GPS coordinates, and go to that location.
01:22:57.000 And that's where they would transmit from.
01:22:59.000 And what they found was, for one of the locations, the drawings that came back, and some people were better at receiving than others, the drawings all looked very, very similar, but they didn't resemble the gas station where people were going.
01:23:13.000 And then they did research on the location and they found out they were drawing barracks that had been there like 120 years earlier.
01:23:20.000 Whoa.
01:23:21.000 Trippy.
01:23:22.000 Really, really, really trippy shit.
01:23:26.000 Say if you wanted to set up an experiment today with remote viewing, are there experts that you would go to that are the bad motherfuckers of remote viewing that you really think could replicate something scientifically, like for a television show or something like that,
01:23:43.000 if they were under the gun?
01:23:44.000 That's a good question.
01:23:45.000 I don't know.
01:23:46.000 I honestly think that these types of abilities are at some point going to be as analyzable as shooting three-pointers or looking at the top UFC fighters.
01:23:58.000 Okay, we're going to look at the fiber composition of a GSP and Anderson Silver.
01:24:02.000 I think at some point it's going to be like, oh, like, Johnny's really good at remote viewing because he has the blah, blah, blah in his, like, substantial nigra.
01:24:11.000 Yeah, he's got, like, some fucking the TH374 gene is turned on.
01:24:14.000 Oh, of course.
01:24:15.000 And so there are some people who appear to be better than this than others, but just to touch on, like, the Ouija board and fucking tarot cards and all that shit, I think that they're...
01:24:27.000 I don't place any power in the tools themselves.
01:24:30.000 I think there are people who have abilities who then use those tools to explain their abilities.
01:24:36.000 It is an outlet for their abilities.
01:24:39.000 I've just seen way too much weird shit, man.
01:24:42.000 What have you seen that's verifiable?
01:24:44.000 Oh, verifiable?
01:24:45.000 Nothing.
01:24:46.000 See, that's the problem.
01:24:47.000 I know, I know.
01:24:49.000 I want this to all be real.
01:24:50.000 The verifiable stuff, I would say, is look at research that's been done by...
01:24:54.000 I think it's Sarnoff International.
01:24:56.000 There are a bunch of defense contractors who have funded this kind of stuff.
01:24:59.000 And also, look at the...
01:25:04.000 Try to find stuff on the...
01:25:06.000 Scientific Anomalies Laboratory.
01:25:08.000 Should I watch The Men Who Stare at Goats?
01:25:10.000 You know, I've wanted to see that.
01:25:11.000 I haven't seen it.
01:25:12.000 I haven't seen it either.
01:25:13.000 It sounds great.
01:25:13.000 I heard it was very funny.
01:25:14.000 Isn't it Coen Brothers?
01:25:15.000 Is it Coen Brothers?
01:25:16.000 I've heard it's very funny.
01:25:17.000 It's Clooney, right?
01:25:18.000 Yeah.
01:25:19.000 I've heard it's very funny, actually.
01:25:20.000 I can't believe I haven't seen it now, now that I think about it.
01:25:24.000 So, there's nothing that you can, like, no studies that you can point to that definitively have proven it, but you, do you maintain that it's possible, or are you a believer?
01:25:34.000 No, no, no.
01:25:34.000 I'm not operating on faith.
01:25:36.000 I think that if you look at...
01:25:37.000 Not so what I meant.
01:25:38.000 I mean, you've seen enough that you believe in it.
01:25:40.000 I've seen enough that I, what I'm comfortable saying is not that, like, telekinesis exists, or this exists, but there are...
01:25:48.000 Odd phenomena that I have seen that...
01:25:52.000 I mean, I don't think science has a limit.
01:25:55.000 Science is a method of thinking and a method of testing hypotheses.
01:25:59.000 And a method of measuring.
01:26:01.000 And a method of measuring.
01:26:01.000 The problem with unique events is you can't really measure them if they don't happen again.
01:26:05.000 If they're unique, right, exactly.
01:26:07.000 So they have to be...
01:26:07.000 Good science is replicable, right?
01:26:09.000 And I do believe that there are enough demonstrations of...
01:26:13.000 Measurements of metrics that should correlate to like chi, right?
01:26:18.000 Like energy that's emitted from palms by people in China and shit.
01:26:20.000 There have been a lot of studies like this stuff.
01:26:22.000 Really?
01:26:22.000 What do they say?
01:26:23.000 Well, they have...
01:26:25.000 I don't know what they measure.
01:26:26.000 Photons?
01:26:27.000 It's probably not photons.
01:26:28.000 Heat from a distance?
01:26:29.000 I don't know what it is.
01:26:30.000 But I've seen enough stuff that I think many of these anomalies that are seen as superpowers...
01:26:38.000 They're not superpowers.
01:26:39.000 They're manifestations...
01:26:40.000 Some type of biological variable that will be explainable at some point in time.
01:26:47.000 And I'm not saying all of them exist, but I've seen...
01:26:50.000 And again, this is going to sound like it's straight out of Quackville, but it's stuff that I've fucking seen.
01:26:55.000 I lived in China for six months.
01:26:57.000 I was an exchange student there.
01:26:59.000 And saw this Qigong master from...
01:27:03.000 And I think a lot of that is pure bullshit and just cultish behavior.
01:27:07.000 But this particular guy, old guy, and he was sitting there...
01:27:10.000 In a park and he was doing his exercise and shit.
01:27:12.000 And he had dry leaves in between his hands and he was just like kind of shuffling them back and forth between his hands.
01:27:17.000 The weirdest, like one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.
01:27:19.000 Was it a con?
01:27:21.000 I don't know.
01:27:21.000 You mean they were like flying through the air?
01:27:23.000 They were like sliding across this tabletop in the park between his hands.
01:27:28.000 His hands were like 18 inches apart.
01:27:32.000 I mean, I don't have any explanation for it, but I know what I saw.
01:27:35.000 So it's not like I'm a proponent.
01:27:37.000 I'm not on the psychic power lobby or anything.
01:27:42.000 Can you find that guy and get a video of that?
01:27:44.000 It seems like simple.
01:27:45.000 Like, hey, dude.
01:27:47.000 Do that leaf thing.
01:27:48.000 There are videos of all sorts of weird shit, and most of it's BS. But anyway.
01:27:53.000 You saw a guy really do it.
01:27:55.000 You believe a guy can really do that with...
01:27:58.000 I know what I saw, and to me...
01:28:00.000 How far away were you?
01:28:01.000 There's magicians everywhere going.
01:28:02.000 I was like four.
01:28:03.000 Oh, that's just that one trick.
01:28:04.000 No, I know.
01:28:04.000 And here's the thing, right?
01:28:05.000 There's some really brilliant ways to con.
01:28:08.000 So it's like, that could have been a con.
01:28:09.000 God knows that China's full of cons.
01:28:12.000 Really?
01:28:13.000 Oh, sure.
01:28:13.000 I mean, if you're in Beijing, you'll have...
01:28:15.000 Art students come up to you like every 10 minutes to sell you their unique pieces of artwork and they're poor and they could really blah blah blah.
01:28:20.000 Porn?
01:28:21.000 No, no, no.
01:28:22.000 Artwork.
01:28:22.000 Oh, they're poor.
01:28:23.000 I thought you said they're poor.
01:28:24.000 I'm like, they're selling you their porn in Beijing?
01:28:26.000 No, no, no.
01:28:27.000 They're poor.
01:28:27.000 I mean, there are tons of scams in China, so who knows?
01:28:30.000 But what I would say is, you know, in the research for, let's say, The 4-Hour Chef, because it's kind of a book on learning.
01:28:35.000 It's a book on accelerated learning, not just on food.
01:28:37.000 But I met people who could memorize a shuffled deck of cards in like 43 seconds, right?
01:28:41.000 Or somebody who can learn a language like Icelandic well enough in seven days to go on TV and be interviewed.
01:28:47.000 So to me, if that is within their own possibility, or memorizing, training yourself to memorize 10,000 numbers, like, moving, something like moving the leaves between your hands is not like beyond belief for me.
01:28:59.000 I don't know.
01:29:00.000 It's just, it's not, I don't see any reason why it should be impossible.
01:29:07.000 So you'd be able to push some energy from your hand that would make light things move back and forth?
01:29:12.000 Yeah, sure.
01:29:13.000 And again, there's been no physiological evidence to demonstrate that is possible up to this point, but there are lots of things that seem impossible that have been certainly observed, whether it's through looking at...
01:29:29.000 Theoretical physics or looking at applied physics for that matter.
01:29:32.000 I mean, there are plenty of things that were thought impossible that are just not.
01:29:38.000 You think that it's...
01:29:40.000 Or rather, you believe that there's been studies that have shown that people can generate certain amounts of energy with their hands?
01:29:47.000 What studies?
01:29:48.000 No, no, no.
01:29:49.000 I'm not saying any of this stuff...
01:29:50.000 You said it's measurable?
01:29:51.000 Is it measurable?
01:29:52.000 There have been studies done in China and elsewhere looking at chi.
01:29:56.000 So the potential measurement of chi specifically.
01:29:58.000 How do they do that?
01:29:59.000 How do they memorize it?
01:29:59.000 I don't know the exact tools they're using for measurement.
01:30:01.000 And again, I'm not saying I am standing for...
01:30:06.000 I know change.
01:30:06.000 No, I know what you're saying.
01:30:07.000 You're saying that the world is weird.
01:30:09.000 The weirdest world.
01:30:10.000 The weirdest world.
01:30:11.000 Is that what I said?
01:30:14.000 Nice.
01:30:14.000 I wonder what's in my...
01:30:15.000 Whoopsies.
01:30:16.000 I need some...
01:30:17.000 I blame the weed.
01:30:18.000 I need some provigil.
01:30:19.000 So the...
01:30:23.000 What did I say?
01:30:24.000 The weirdest world?
01:30:25.000 Yeah, the weirdest world.
01:30:26.000 The weirdest world.
01:30:26.000 The world is weird.
01:30:27.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:30:28.000 You're not saying necessarily that you believe.
01:30:30.000 You're saying that there's so much weird shit that is real that you leave open the possibility that a guy could have some strange telekinetic control over matter.
01:30:39.000 Yeah, and for instance, you need for something to be scientifically verified with, let's say, statistical...
01:30:49.000 Right.
01:31:04.000 Right.
01:31:16.000 We're good to go.
01:31:29.000 Right now, I'm actually involved with and partially funding studies at UCSF, University of California at San Francisco, in their neuroimaging lab, where for the first time, they're able to do a couple of very interesting things, like take a functional MRI machine and use it in the same room at the same time as an EEG,
01:31:48.000 which is actually a really tough problem, because these fucking magnets will, like, you know, pull shrapnel out of your skull.
01:31:53.000 I mean, they're really strong magnets.
01:31:54.000 You have to be careful.
01:31:56.000 And they're able now...
01:31:58.000 Using like even retail products like the connect and whatnot to look at how you can reverse Symptoms of dementia potentially like how do you train someone's brain to go from resembling that of a 60 year old to that of a 20 year old and The better the tools for measurement the more precise you can be the more precise you can be the more specific the protocol is that you can use and And it's fucking amazing.
01:32:24.000 There's stuff going on right now that is going to just turn things upside down when it comes to training mental performance and reversing the symptoms of age from a cognitive standpoint.
01:32:36.000 So for me, it's just like, God, as we follow Moore's Law and technology gets smaller and faster exponentially, there's certain heat issues when you get to a certain size, but the tools we're going to have for measurement in five years are going to be like Ray Kurzweil land.
01:32:51.000 So we're going to be able to isolate all cofactors involving nutrition, cellular development, the evolution of the genetics.
01:33:00.000 We're going to have all that mapped out.
01:33:03.000 A lot of it.
01:33:04.000 I mean, I think the rate of progress is going to increase, how could it not, really dramatically.
01:33:09.000 So we won't have it all figured out.
01:33:11.000 Do you think we'll get to the point where we create an artificial person?
01:33:15.000 I think we'll absolutely get to the point where we're able to create an artificial person that tricks most people.
01:33:22.000 I think that's going to happen sooner than people expect.
01:33:24.000 That's going to be so fucking weird.
01:33:26.000 I mean, it's like the Turing test, right?
01:33:29.000 And somebody could call me on this if I'm fucking it up, but I believe the Turing test was having effectively a chat communication between a real human and a computer, and having that computer trick the human into believing that it is another human.
01:33:43.000 I think the more interesting Turing test is when you get an artificial human sitting across from you who tricks you, fools you into believing that it's another human.
01:33:51.000 And I don't think...
01:33:53.000 I mean, maybe I'm in my own sort of echo chamber living in Silicon Valley, but just seeing how quickly things are moving and how quickly things are getting quicker, I'd be surprised if we don't hit that point in five to ten years.
01:34:09.000 I'd be super surprised.
01:34:11.000 It's amazing when you really stop and think about what lies ahead.
01:34:15.000 We are so far away from the reality that existed when I was just in high school, which is 20 years ago.
01:34:22.000 To look at the future and look at what lies 20 years ahead from now, it's almost unrecognizable.
01:34:28.000 Things are going to get so strange.
01:34:30.000 Well, if you think about the movie Minority Report, right?
01:34:33.000 So Minority Report was made, what, like 10 years ago?
01:34:36.000 And, like, all of that technology, and I think that was supposed to take place, like, 20 years from now or whatever it is, like, that stuff's going to exist.
01:34:43.000 All of those screens that you can move with your hands and everything, I mean, that's going to be widespread in the next two years, probably.
01:34:48.000 And, you know...
01:34:50.000 Yeah, that's not even...
01:34:51.000 That's like that Microsoft Surface thing.
01:34:52.000 It's very similar to that.
01:34:53.000 We're running ahead of schedule.
01:34:55.000 Things are running ahead of schedule.
01:34:57.000 And people give...
01:34:58.000 So Ray Kurzweil is...
01:34:59.000 I'm not sure if you know who that is, but he...
01:35:01.000 Oh, yeah, sure.
01:35:02.000 All right.
01:35:02.000 So people...
01:35:03.000 Because of some of his beliefs, and I think a few of his conclusions are clouded by the fact that he fears mortality and wants to bring his dad back to life and things like this.
01:35:11.000 But he's a brilliant guy with an excellent track record of prediction.
01:35:14.000 So when he says we're going to have nanobots that you swallow and are able to diagnose all your issues and fix all these problems, I don't think he's that far off with most of it.
01:35:24.000 I really don't think he's that far off.
01:35:26.000 Are we going to be able to make people immortal in the next 20 years and have it very conveniently coincide with his projected median death sentence?
01:35:37.000 Probably not, but...
01:35:40.000 But he's sort of opening people's ideas or minds up rather to the possibility that there's sort of an extrapolation that he has made Yeah.
01:36:13.000 You know, and that idea sort of grows, you know, because of the fact that he's talking about it on this documentary.
01:36:21.000 Oh, he'll accelerate it.
01:36:22.000 Yeah, unquestionably.
01:36:23.000 Unquestionably.
01:36:24.000 And I actually saw the debut of Transcendent Man, or Transcendental, one of the two, at Tribeca Film Festival, and Ray was literally right here.
01:36:34.000 He was sitting in front of me watching it, which was pretty cool to sort of watch him watching this movie.
01:36:39.000 Wow, was it weird?
01:36:40.000 Wasn't that weird?
01:36:41.000 I'm a...
01:36:42.000 So I'm...
01:36:44.000 Well, I guess starting a few years ago and for a number of years was a visiting faculty member for the finance and entrepreneurship track of Singularity University, which Ray started along with Pierre Diamandis, chairman of the XPRIZE, based at Ames NASA location in Mountain View,
01:37:04.000 California.
01:37:05.000 I've had a chance to interact with a lot of Ray's cohorts and colleagues, as well as Ray himself and Peter Diamandis, who's a really impressive guy in his own right.
01:37:19.000 Ray's a smart guy.
01:37:23.000 I like that he doesn't back down.
01:37:25.000 So I think when a lot of people who are very, very smart have extremely bold ideas, they sort of get browbeaten into curtailing their belief.
01:37:35.000 Really?
01:37:35.000 In what way?
01:37:37.000 Well, I think that Ray has stood up to critics so many times and gone on TV so many times despite the fact that People tend to completely dismiss a lot of his stuff out of hand.
01:37:51.000 And I just like that he has so much intestinal fortitude to stick to his guns.
01:37:58.000 His level of conviction, based on everything that he has seen, I think is warranted, number one.
01:38:06.000 I just find it very admirable that he doesn't hedge or try to concede or in any way negotiate.
01:38:13.000 See, I'm so out of the loop and I hang out with such a bunch of weirdos that no one that I hang out with even remotely thinks that it's crazy.
01:38:21.000 I hang out with people that believe in chemtrails and shit and fucking government conspiracies left and right.
01:38:26.000 So this coming singularity is like, oh yeah, that's happening.
01:38:31.000 I'm also living in San Francisco and it's...
01:38:37.000 People who want to colonize Mars and shit.
01:38:39.000 So it's not that out of reach for people that I spend time with.
01:38:45.000 In any case.
01:38:46.000 Some people don't see it.
01:38:47.000 They see it differently than him and they're also brilliant men.
01:38:50.000 Like Hugo de Garris, who was in that documentary as well, who believes that, he calls them artilects, the artificial intellect.
01:38:57.000 And he doesn't think it's a rosy scenario for the human race at all.
01:39:01.000 He doesn't believe...
01:39:02.000 He's got the iRobot...
01:39:03.000 Yeah, he's got that scenario going on.
01:39:05.000 He thinks that some shit, you know, is going to get completely away from us.
01:39:09.000 I think it's extremely likely.
01:39:11.000 I mean...
01:39:13.000 Humans are constantly creating things that can destroy everything.
01:39:18.000 Well, our best accomplishments are all destructive.
01:39:21.000 People would say that's really an ignorant thing to say.
01:39:24.000 But I would say that the most impressive things that people have figured out how to do is create nuclear bombs.
01:39:30.000 To make the Large Hadron Collider, which is not necessarily a destructive thing.
01:39:34.000 The Large Hadron Collider is not a destructive thing, but it does make microscopic black holes.
01:39:39.000 You really have to realize that you're creating some incredible amount of energy.
01:39:46.000 You're releasing some amazing amount of energy to make these atoms collide at the speed of light or just slightly under the speed of light.
01:39:55.000 It's not destructive, don't get me wrong, but it's bordering on it.
01:39:58.000 It's like, what are you doing?
01:39:59.000 You're figuring out a way to fuck with...
01:40:01.000 What's going to happen from that?
01:40:03.000 Well, it's eventually going to get to something that you can use to make a country turn into a whole.
01:40:08.000 Right.
01:40:08.000 You know, you'll just have a hole where this one country used to be.
01:40:11.000 A void.
01:40:12.000 Yeah, you'll have, like, no matter.
01:40:15.000 The nothing in the never-ending story.
01:40:16.000 Can you imagine?
01:40:17.000 I want to be the first person to try to fuck a black hole.
01:40:20.000 You probably already have.
01:40:24.000 If you can conceive of the idea of someone dropping an atomic bomb on a city full of people that had nothing to do with the conflict and really had...
01:40:34.000 No choice whatsoever in where they were born, which is exactly what we did in the 1940s in Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
01:40:41.000 If you can conceive of that, the next step is literally you show up where this town used to be and there's a giant black hole just sitting there.
01:40:51.000 You can't get too close to it and it's just no matter and you can't see through it and it just sits there.
01:40:58.000 And that's where the town used to be.
01:40:59.000 And someone just decided to erase it.
01:41:01.000 That's not outside the realm of possibility.
01:41:03.000 A nuclear bomb itself is fucking bananas.
01:41:06.000 That idea is crazy.
01:41:07.000 You could figure out a way to harness the very power of the sun itself and drop it on a city.
01:41:12.000 And instantly make a half a million people just disappear.
01:41:15.000 You could do that.
01:41:16.000 You can come up with the next level.
01:41:18.000 The next level shit is going to be even nuttier.
01:41:20.000 And that's the forefront of our capabilities.
01:41:23.000 And of course, it's like distribution of information and beautiful things that have come from medical innovation and the scientific understanding of the world, the universe we live in is beautiful and it helps the growth of the human being.
01:41:35.000 But at the end of the day...
01:41:37.000 What we really like doing is figuring out a way to fuck things up with extreme efficiency.
01:41:44.000 Yet a lot of that is the potential of an accidental black swan.
01:41:48.000 Like, oops!
01:41:48.000 We thought we were going to do this, but now we have a black hole over Toledo.
01:41:52.000 Oh yeah.
01:41:52.000 And then there's all of the stuff behind the scenes that people don't see, where there are very competent people who are very deliberately trying to destroy things.
01:42:01.000 You think?
01:42:03.000 Oh, I don't think.
01:42:03.000 I mean, I have friends who are on deployments to different places, and they're like, oh yeah, we just got a biotech terrorist with a PhD from a brand-name university in the U.S. in Yemen who's trying to build a dirty bomb to explode over the Great Lakes using blah, blah, blah.
01:42:17.000 And we're just like, whoa.
01:42:19.000 Fuck.
01:42:20.000 The number of times...
01:42:23.000 Do you subscribe to the idea that that's what's going on with the United States government?
01:42:27.000 That's why it's trying to clamp down on personal liberties and freedoms.
01:42:31.000 It really is to protect people because there's so much shit going on that we don't know about.
01:42:35.000 I would love if that was true.
01:42:37.000 There's so much shit going on that we don't know about.
01:42:40.000 It's not like they want to read your email and find out who you're sending dick pictures to.
01:42:44.000 What they want to do is make sure that no one's making a fucking dirty bomb.
01:42:47.000 And there's only one way to really do that, is to monitor everybody's email and look for certain words.
01:42:52.000 But then you're going to arrest Brian because he'll call a girl.
01:42:55.000 I'm like, I'm going to leave a dirty bomb in your mouth.
01:42:57.000 And then, boom, next thing you know, you're in jail.
01:43:01.000 I think there's a fine line between the two.
01:43:03.000 I mean, I think that once you sort of set the juggernaut in motion for, like, constant surveillance and warrant-free...
01:43:12.000 Wiretapping and whatnot, that it's a fun...
01:43:15.000 I think it's very hard to not have the two go lockstep hand in hand.
01:43:22.000 The other issue is, human beings, whenever they have power over other human beings...
01:43:27.000 They abuse it.
01:43:28.000 You can go back to the Sanford prison studies that they did where they were trying to...
01:43:31.000 Stanford was...
01:43:32.000 They got students to pretend to be jailhouse guards and prisoners.
01:43:38.000 And they had to stop the experiments really quickly because people immediately started abusing each other.
01:43:43.000 It was supposed to go on for something like a week or two weeks.
01:43:46.000 They canceled it, I think, after 48 hours.
01:43:49.000 One of the big problems with the idea of warrantless surveillance is that you're allowing people that are just regular folks to decide whether or not they should spy on people and whether or not they should take their information or whether or not they should fuck with their lives.
01:44:06.000 You have no evidence whatsoever that they are enlightened, no evidence whatsoever that they're operating on a higher frequency, all with the good of mankind.
01:44:17.000 We're good to go.
01:44:39.000 Including people in government.
01:44:41.000 And we've seen with this General Petraeus thing, okay, that the people at the highest level of government, a guy who's the head of the fucking CIA, still can't keep his bitches in check.
01:44:52.000 He's still got regular people problems.
01:44:54.000 The guy's still got, like, affairs.
01:44:56.000 He's still got, you know, this hot woman who's married and this is going on.
01:45:01.000 Ah!
01:45:02.000 And these people, that's the CIA, they're allowed...
01:45:05.000 Ironically enough, what I think is fascinating about this is this must allow the people at the highest levels of government to understand how dangerous this is because the whole thing came about, like his exposure came about because the FBI was investigating the CIA. The FBI and the CIA don't like each other.
01:45:23.000 I didn't know that.
01:45:24.000 Did you know that?
01:45:25.000 Did you ever think that the FBI and the CIA didn't like each other?
01:45:29.000 No.
01:45:30.000 I have a friend who explained to me that the Navy SEALs and the Marines do not like each other.
01:45:34.000 There's a lot of infighting.
01:45:36.000 That shit is ridiculous.
01:45:37.000 Yeah, a ton of infighting.
01:45:39.000 Mildly don't like each other or want to kick each other's asses?
01:45:43.000 Well, they play football against each other, don't they?
01:45:46.000 Maybe that's an unfair question to ask because you're generalizing and lumping everybody into one group.
01:45:53.000 But, I mean, if you look at, let's say, the FISA bill, which Obama passed a couple years ago, which effectively allows warrantless wiretapping, the response that people have, which I understand, which was a response I had for a long time, is, I don't have anything to hide.
01:46:08.000 If it keeps everyone safer, go for it.
01:46:11.000 Right.
01:46:12.000 The problem with that is, when you have...
01:46:14.000 People in power like to stay in power.
01:46:17.000 Obviously enough.
01:46:18.000 When you have...
01:46:20.000 That type of warrantless wiretapping.
01:46:21.000 Who do you think are going to be the first people who get wiretapped?
01:46:24.000 Every member of Congress.
01:46:26.000 Sure.
01:46:27.000 All your opposition.
01:46:29.000 So what percentage of congressmen or congresswomen have dirty laundry?
01:46:34.000 100%.
01:46:34.000 Everybody has fucking dirty laundry.
01:46:36.000 I mean, it's easy enough to...
01:46:38.000 Especially the old school people that have been around a long time.
01:46:41.000 They were rocking it pre-internet.
01:46:43.000 If you want...
01:46:44.000 Teddy Kennedy, you want to go to his past?
01:46:49.000 Those guys, the fucking Newt Gingrichs of the world, they rocked it that way long before the distribution of information.
01:46:57.000 So now that all this stuff is out and everybody's tapping everything, like, whoa!
01:47:01.000 You see, with the Petraeus scandal, clearly mapped out the problem with this whole situation.
01:47:08.000 Because...
01:47:08.000 There is fucking no reason this should be news.
01:47:11.000 There's no reason this should be investigated by anybody that's in any organization that's trying to stop crime.
01:47:19.000 Because there's no crime being committed other than, I guess, morals violations by the guy who's supposed to be exemplary of the military's highest honors.
01:47:28.000 Yeah, I guess you can look at it that way.
01:47:30.000 But the reality is, no one's in danger.
01:47:32.000 Why are you wasting resources on this fucking National Enquirer shit?
01:47:36.000 And how did you go about doing it?
01:47:38.000 Well, it's all so obvious.
01:47:40.000 You can't allow people to just check shit out.
01:47:42.000 Because the woman, she was just like some crazy bitch that's like this socialite who flirts with guys.
01:47:48.000 And then there's this other one who's the author who's emailing that girl saying, get away from my man!
01:47:54.000 And she calls the FBI and says, this bitch is threatening me.
01:47:57.000 She turned the FBI on her.
01:47:59.000 And then they're like, why is this?
01:48:01.000 What's going on here?
01:48:02.000 And then the guy who's investigating it sends shirtless pictures of himself to the chick.
01:48:11.000 So then they stop the investigation.
01:48:12.000 They go, what the fuck are you doing?
01:48:14.000 So they investigate him and find out that he's doing creepy shit while he's investigating.
01:48:20.000 Petraeus and this girl, oh my god.
01:48:22.000 It's so clear.
01:48:24.000 Just that as a map should be, stop!
01:48:27.000 Stop looking at each other's fucking emails!
01:48:30.000 Jesus Christ, you women!
01:48:33.000 The FBI shouldn't be a bunch of fucking women.
01:48:35.000 The FBI should be one of the most distinguished group of people in the position of power in this fucking country.
01:48:42.000 You're not supposed to be investigating who's blowing who.
01:48:45.000 That's ridiculous.
01:48:46.000 There's shit to be done.
01:48:47.000 We're in two wars, you fucks.
01:48:49.000 You can't send shirtless pictures of yourself.
01:48:52.000 Just chilling at the barbecue thinking about our case.
01:48:55.000 Flexing your six-pack.
01:48:56.000 You fucking asshole.
01:48:59.000 We're sick.
01:49:00.000 We're a goddamn sick nation.
01:49:02.000 What we need is legalized prostitution and no more snooping.
01:49:06.000 Those are two things we need to calm everybody the fuck down.
01:49:10.000 Those gentlemen in this position of power clearly need some sort of an extracurricular release.
01:49:15.000 I'm not saying everybody needs it.
01:49:17.000 I'm not saying I'm happy.
01:49:18.000 I'm good.
01:49:19.000 But what I'm saying is you need to figure out a way to calm these motherfuckers down.
01:49:23.000 And that's the only way that makes sense.
01:49:25.000 Stop reading their emails and let them get blowjobs.
01:49:28.000 We're trying to fucking keep the country safe!
01:49:30.000 I think that's a pretty good concession.
01:49:33.000 You can't just go digging into people's shit like that.
01:49:36.000 These guys are...
01:49:37.000 Petraeus is 60 fucking years old.
01:49:40.000 That means for 40 whatever it was years, he operated with no internet.
01:49:47.000 He lived his life without a fucking whisper of the internet.
01:49:51.000 And he lived his life as a fucking guy who's a professional killer.
01:49:56.000 Okay?
01:49:57.000 And to all of a sudden introduce the internet into this guy's life and to start snooping on his email, I think that's rude.
01:50:04.000 I think it's not fair.
01:50:07.000 Those fucking guys, they better stop this NSA thing that they're trying to do.
01:50:12.000 They're trying to make a database of every phone call you've ever made, every email you ever take, every text message you ever make.
01:50:19.000 They're building some crazy facility in Utah where they can just record everything that gets done.
01:50:24.000 Well, just in case, they need to investigate Tim Ferriss.
01:50:27.000 He's making terrorist threats against the president.
01:50:29.000 Let's see what he's been doing online.
01:50:30.000 The scary thing is he's not making terrorist threats, but Tim Ferriss is propagating a message that the powers that be disagree with.
01:50:39.000 You get to a West Berlin Point.
01:50:42.000 Pretty fucking quickly.
01:50:43.000 Exactly.
01:50:44.000 And people that think that's impossible because America doesn't...
01:50:47.000 You're not dealing with America.
01:50:49.000 You're dealing with people.
01:50:50.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:50:51.000 America's just an idea.
01:50:52.000 And I love America.
01:50:53.000 I love the idea.
01:50:54.000 But I just don't trust people to be in a position of power.
01:50:57.000 And neither did the people that fucking founded this country.
01:51:01.000 That was the whole point.
01:51:02.000 And we have slipped away from that to the point where now we operate under this semi-democratic situation where you kind of have a say but not really.
01:51:13.000 That's not cool.
01:51:14.000 We're all adults.
01:51:16.000 That's not cool.
01:51:16.000 You don't have to do it that way.
01:51:19.000 There's a really good movie.
01:51:21.000 I'm going to fuck up the name.
01:51:23.000 I think it's Other People or Other People's Lives about West Berlin and the surveillance done in West Berlin.
01:51:29.000 It's a fucking great movie.
01:51:31.000 It's fascinating.
01:51:32.000 Not to dwell on this point, but people should keep that potential in mind.
01:51:39.000 It's not that long ago that we had McCarthyism.
01:51:42.000 If you want to put McCarthyism on steroids, have every phone call, every email that anyone has ever sent.
01:51:49.000 Oh my lord.
01:51:50.000 I used to think that we learn, but I think we learn, and then we forget, and then we have to learn again.
01:51:57.000 I think we have these cycles.
01:51:59.000 It's like the coming and going of the tides.
01:52:03.000 Because when I was a kid, I remember the Vietnam War ended when I was, I think I was like seven or eight or something like that, and I remember it.
01:52:09.000 Because I remember very clearly thinking, I was really terrified of the idea of war because my stepfather had avoided the draft.
01:52:17.000 He got lucky.
01:52:19.000 He didn't get drafted.
01:52:20.000 But we knew people that did.
01:52:22.000 And it was really scary that these people would go and they would have to go someplace where they might get shot.
01:52:27.000 And nobody wanted to do it, and everybody seemed to not believe in it, but yet it was still going on.
01:52:31.000 So when that war was over, I had this real tangible sense of, okay, we've figured out that that sucks.
01:52:38.000 We're not doing that anymore.
01:52:40.000 We figured out that war is a terrible thing.
01:52:43.000 It's unnecessary.
01:52:43.000 And now that the war is over, we can relax.
01:52:46.000 And that was the case all through my life, through high school and into my early, I guess I was maybe 21 when the first Gulf War happened.
01:52:56.000 Yeah.
01:52:56.000 And I was living with my friend Jimmy Dottilia.
01:52:59.000 We were living in Waltham, Massachusetts.
01:53:00.000 And we're sitting in the middle of the living room watching the shit on TV. Because it was the first time they would show you these night vision shots of these rockets flying through the air in this eerie green hue.
01:53:12.000 And you're seeing all these explosions.
01:53:14.000 And he just looks at me and goes, well, buddy, looks like we're at war.
01:53:18.000 That Boston accent, I was like, holy shit.
01:53:21.000 We're back to this?
01:53:23.000 That one went nice and quick?
01:53:26.000 And then post-September 11th, it's like the entire lessons of generations that had to go through World War II, Korea, Vietnam, those lessons were, whatever society learned from that, at least it was temporarily lost.
01:53:43.000 Temporarily, we lost our fucking minds.
01:53:46.000 And now people are starting to come around to it again, and I'm hoping that the evolution that we make from this version of it will be more lasting because of the freedom of information, rather the free ability to distribute information with the internet, that we can get it out a little bit easier this time.
01:54:03.000 Then we can say, listen, ladies and gentlemen, we're not saying we don't need government.
01:54:06.000 We certainly do.
01:54:07.000 We're not saying people shouldn't have laws that they abide by.
01:54:10.000 They certainly should.
01:54:11.000 We should have a nice, peaceful...
01:54:13.000 I'm not saying you shouldn't make profit.
01:54:14.000 You certainly should.
01:54:15.000 What we're saying is you can't get crazy.
01:54:18.000 You can't go nutty and not look at humans and not look at the human race as the most important thing.
01:54:23.000 Instead, concentrating on money, concentrating on the extraction of resources from strange parts of the land that people aren't really paying attention to because it's not close by.
01:54:32.000 So it's okay to kill people with robots that fly in the air.
01:54:35.000 All of that is bananas.
01:54:37.000 And it doesn't mean we can't keep A nice order in the world, we can, but we can't get too fucking crazy.
01:54:45.000 And I'm hoping that, I don't know if you agree with this, but that there's a sort of a wrestling match going on between the idea of an apocalyptic scenario that's human created and the idea of technology and understanding meeting somewhere in the middle and working it out.
01:55:06.000 Yeah.
01:55:07.000 No, I think that you have technology that's...
01:55:11.000 I would like to think, you know, human sort of self-interested rationality, but I don't know.
01:55:18.000 You have the technology to solve problems, which is developing really quickly.
01:55:21.000 And then you also have problems that are compounding, right?
01:55:24.000 Just like money at a bank account.
01:55:26.000 You have these problems compounding, whether it's climate change, explosive population growth in certain areas.
01:55:32.000 And so it is a bit of a...
01:55:36.000 It's a race in a sense, and I don't know which side is going to come out in front.
01:55:44.000 I mean, I'm very, very curious about population growth and how that Population density and global travel and how that compounds the impact of something like avian flu or SARS or whatever.
01:55:56.000 At what point do we reach a population density where it is like the deer jumping in front of your car?
01:56:02.000 Where you just have such a high density of people that the inevitability of disease and rapid spread globally through Air travel, effectively, just wipes out.
01:56:18.000 And isn't that sort of the natural cycle of things, is that when there's an overpopulation...
01:56:24.000 There's a correction.
01:56:24.000 There's a correction.
01:56:25.000 God, it's fucking terrifying to think of the plague as a correction.
01:56:29.000 Yeah, pretty wild.
01:56:31.000 In any case, I'm actually probably going to be getting a little bit of land in Utah.
01:56:38.000 Don't tell people!
01:56:39.000 Tell them, Ferris, they're coming to your house.
01:56:41.000 Brian and I have been talking about Columbus.
01:56:43.000 His mom's got a compound.
01:56:44.000 We're going to move in with Mrs. Redman.
01:56:47.000 I actually ended up visiting a couple of, from the last book, for our body, had a number of hedge fund managers who basically want to be the guy from Limitless.
01:56:58.000 Oh, dude, we've got to talk about this.
01:56:59.000 I've got to take a piss.
01:57:01.000 Talk to Brian.
01:57:02.000 He's really all about Limitless.
01:57:03.000 I will talk to Brian about Limitless and then I will piss because I've also had like a gallon of water.
01:57:07.000 We can all piss together, boys.
01:57:08.000 We could do that.
01:57:13.000 We were talking about this earlier.
01:57:17.000 Your book is banned from bookstores.
01:57:21.000 Yeah.
01:57:22.000 What's going on with that?
01:57:24.000 Yeah, so The 4-Hour Chef is the first major book out of Amazon publishing.
01:57:29.000 As Amazon about a year and a half ago announced...
01:57:34.000 We're good to go.
01:57:51.000 And competent also.
01:57:52.000 So the book is being banned as a result.
01:57:54.000 The first time I'm aware of that book has been banned by all of Barnes& Noble, tons of indies.
01:58:02.000 But do they even matter anymore?
01:58:04.000 Because to me, I barely even see bookstores anymore.
01:58:08.000 No, I'll tell you what I think the play is.
01:58:12.000 So what they want to do...
01:58:15.000 Is kill Amazon publishing so that they aren't able to recruit good authors.
01:58:20.000 And so they want to make an example out of me as this guy who's had two number one New York Times bestsellers, very fortunately.
01:58:29.000 They want to basically cripple me so I don't hit the New York Times list and then point to that and in effect say, if that guy can't do it with Amazon Publishing, don't sign with Amazon Publishing.
01:58:42.000 Oh, you're talking about being banned?
01:58:45.000 I wanted to bring that up.
01:58:46.000 Yeah, I think it's the most...
01:58:48.000 Banned, boycotted.
01:58:50.000 1100 bookstores?
01:58:51.000 More than that now.
01:58:52.000 Even the airport bookstores?
01:58:55.000 No, the airport bookstores are interesting.
01:58:58.000 Those are basically, not always, but effectively pay for play.
01:59:02.000 So that's like buying advertising almost.
01:59:04.000 You pay for placement.
01:59:05.000 What a lot of people fail to realize is, let's say at a Barnes& Noble, it's just like a Walmart.
01:59:10.000 If Coca-Cola owns the first 20 feet of Walmart, they legitimately pay for that space.
01:59:16.000 Similarly, if you walk into Barnes& Noble and you see the whatever-whatever rack or the new Noteworthy or whatever, the store owners have some decision over that, but a lot of it is paid co-op advertising.
01:59:27.000 That's why it's so hard if you're self-published to get books into Barnes& Noble because they're like, what are you going to pay us for an end cap?
01:59:35.000 That's not free.
01:59:36.000 Well, they also have to stay open, man.
01:59:38.000 Barnes and Nobles close left and right.
01:59:39.000 It's hard to get people to buy books these days.
01:59:41.000 I always said that if you want to really starve to death, open a bookstore in Miami.
01:59:46.000 It's hard.
01:59:47.000 It's a tough business.
01:59:52.000 I'm curious to see what happens, man.
01:59:56.000 So they've banned you?
01:59:57.000 Yeah, I'm out.
01:59:57.000 Zero.
01:59:58.000 Was there a discussion?
02:00:01.000 No.
02:00:01.000 Well, what's really funny about the whole situation, there are a lot of things that are amusing to me about it.
02:00:06.000 At first they said, well, we're not going to carry Amazon published books because you're not on the Nook.
02:00:10.000 You won't let us put The 4-Hour Chef on the Nook.
02:00:13.000 Is the Nook bad?
02:00:14.000 I have a Nook.
02:00:15.000 No, Nook's not bad.
02:00:16.000 No, what I'm saying is they were saying, hey, Amazon, you're not letting us put these books on the Nook, so we're not going to carry you in the stores.
02:00:23.000 Amazon came back and they're like, okay, fine.
02:00:25.000 Put it on the Nook.
02:00:26.000 Barnes& Noble's like, we still don't like you.
02:00:31.000 Really?
02:00:31.000 Yeah, they're not carrying it.
02:00:32.000 In fact, some of the Barnes& Noble store owners...
02:00:35.000 Wanted to carry this book and they got severe slap down from corporate because corporate got word that they were ordering copies of the book.
02:00:43.000 And they just gave them the iron fist.
02:00:44.000 Have you thought about organizing an email campaign or something against Barnes& Noble's unfair practicing?
02:00:50.000 Is it unfair?
02:00:51.000 I think it's unfair.
02:00:53.000 Do you feel like it's unfair?
02:00:55.000 You know who it's unfair to?
02:00:58.000 The children.
02:00:59.000 The children.
02:01:01.000 Those poor refugees.
02:01:03.000 No, it's unfair to their customers.
02:01:07.000 And ultimately, this is where I think they're missing the mark.
02:01:10.000 Number one is, even if Amazon publishing fails, that will not stop the move from print to digital.
02:01:16.000 That will not stop that trend.
02:01:17.000 It will not even register.
02:01:19.000 Secondly is, the only competition is for loyal customers.
02:01:24.000 And bookstores certainly more than ever need loyal customers.
02:01:27.000 If someone comes into, let's say, Barnes& Noble, browses around, and then goes home to buy the book on Amazon for price, that person was never a customer to begin with.
02:01:35.000 If, on the other hand, somebody walks into a Barnes& Noble and says, I really want to buy a copy.
02:01:39.000 I want to buy three copies of The 4-Hour Chef as Christmas presents and for myself, and then they can't get it, all that accomplishes is they're driving that loyal customer to Amazon to become a customer of theirs.
02:01:51.000 So I don't quite understand the logic.
02:01:55.000 But again, humans are emotional, right?
02:01:57.000 That's why it's so concerning.
02:02:00.000 I'm not sure if it's a completely rational decision.
02:02:05.000 Amazon's a big scary company to a lot of booksellers, but I think that, for instance, the only way to keep print relevant for For the foreseeable, let's say, 10, 15 years, is to create a tactile experience,
02:02:22.000 like works of art through publishers like Faden, P-H-A-I-D-O-N. They make beautiful books that is next to impossible to replicate on digital or to have a very unique experience and a relationship with your customers like Omnivore Books in San Francisco, which is all cookbooks.
02:02:37.000 It's all they sell.
02:02:38.000 It's like you want to know anything about cookbooks, buy something out of print, get a recommendation, meet one of the top chefs in the world, that's where you go.
02:02:45.000 Really?
02:02:46.000 That's a specialized sort of fucking store, huh?
02:02:48.000 It's cool.
02:02:48.000 Yeah, there's one called, I think it's Slotnick, S-L-O-T-N-I-C-K, Cookbooks in New York City, same story.
02:02:55.000 It's like the mecca of cookbooks.
02:02:56.000 So you want to know something about that?
02:02:57.000 That's where you go.
02:02:58.000 And those businesses will continue to thrive, but it's like if you're competing against digital for price and convenience, it's going to be a pretty tough road.
02:03:07.000 But there are ways to counter it.
02:03:08.000 So, I mean, the only reason, if I wanted to just make...
02:03:11.000 More off of the book, I would have stayed with other publishers, quite frankly.
02:03:15.000 But Amazon was interesting because I want to try new things.
02:03:18.000 And I want to be allowed to try new things.
02:03:20.000 Like I'm doing a content partnership with BitTorrent.
02:03:24.000 I'm putting out like tons and tons, like probably well over a gig of free material and videos and all this shit on BitTorrent because they have 160 million users.
02:03:34.000 And that's the kind of thing that Amazon will let me do, whereas others may not be so keen to let me.
02:03:40.000 The other thing that people are talking about the distribution, the distribution, and they're like, oh, well, what's Amazon going to do?
02:03:45.000 The first thing, no publisher out there, I don't think any publisher except for Amazon, in my case, would let me do a 672 full-color book with thousands of photos.
02:03:56.000 That is a fucking expensive book to make.
02:03:58.000 I don't think anyone else would have let me do it.
02:04:00.000 Why is that?
02:04:01.000 I understand.
02:04:01.000 Because the margins suck.
02:04:03.000 It's a really, really tremendously expensive book.
02:04:06.000 Because of the way, the photographs, the print that it has to be on?
02:04:09.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:04:10.000 Like, to create a really physical book, a really beautiful physical book, like a tactile experience, there just aren't many publishers who will do that anymore.
02:04:17.000 And so, you know, distribution aside, if you...
02:04:22.000 So what's really...
02:04:24.000 Because I've been asked this.
02:04:26.000 What makes...
02:04:27.000 Amazon interesting from the standpoint of a content creator is that if you look at almost any other publisher, Simon& Schuster, whoever, it doesn't matter, they do not have any direct connection to their readers.
02:04:39.000 They sell to the head buyer in a category of Barnes& Noble.
02:04:42.000 They sell to the head buyer in a category at Books A Million in the middle of the country.
02:04:47.000 But whereas Amazon, I mean, I use Amazon Prime Amazon probably knows me better than I know myself in a lot of ways.
02:04:54.000 They have such direct access to tens of millions of customers.
02:04:59.000 It just makes it really attractive as an experiment.
02:05:02.000 Whether it'll turn out?
02:05:03.000 Who the fuck knows?
02:05:03.000 We'll know at the end of next week.
02:05:08.000 A really interesting scenario.
02:05:12.000 Amazon has a couple good things going for it, besides the fact that people already know it as a great place to buy things with one click and buy books.
02:05:19.000 They have this new thing that they're doing with Audible, which is one of the sponsors of this show.
02:05:25.000 They're doing WhisperSync.
02:05:27.000 Yeah, this is the fucking coolest thing ever.
02:05:29.000 It's amazing.
02:05:29.000 I was going to save it for the next Audible commercial, which is this week, but...
02:05:34.000 What WhisperSync is, essentially, is you read a book and say if you fall asleep, wherever that page is, you can have it on your smartphone where you get in your car, you plug it in, you have an app that plays through your audio jack,
02:05:50.000 and it picks up Where you left off and starts reading the book to you while you're in traffic.
02:05:56.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:05:57.000 It'll go from text to voice.
02:05:59.000 It's fucking beautiful.
02:05:59.000 It's really amazing.
02:06:00.000 Is it going from text to an actor's voice?
02:06:03.000 Right, so it'll sync...
02:06:04.000 Like, if you're reading a book in bed and then you get in your car to go to work and you have the audiobook version...
02:06:10.000 Then it'll pick up where you left off reading it.
02:06:12.000 So do you have to sync it from your Kindle?
02:06:17.000 I think it does it as long as you're connected to Wi-Fi or 3G. It syncs automatically.
02:06:20.000 And it syncs to your phone.
02:06:21.000 It's wild.
02:06:21.000 And then your phone knows what's up when you get in the car.
02:06:24.000 Your phone, your car, whatever.
02:06:24.000 That's ridiculous.
02:06:25.000 The government's going to know.
02:06:26.000 You're going to know what page of Fifty Shades of Grey you've paused and masturbated on.
02:06:33.000 So it's actors that read it or is it computer that reads it?
02:06:37.000 Do you know that?
02:06:38.000 My understanding is that it syncs with the point in the book that a voice actor is reading.
02:06:44.000 A companion audio book.
02:06:46.000 Yeah, if you buy an audio book on Audible, because it's owned by Amazon, and then you're reading on your Kindle, let's say...
02:06:55.000 The next chapter, you get in your car to listen to it and it will continue where you left off in the book reading.
02:07:00.000 That's incredible.
02:07:01.000 Yeah, it's wild.
02:07:02.000 Yeah, here's the answer.
02:07:03.000 It's only on the Kindle Fire HD and the Kindle Fire.
02:07:08.000 There's two of them, the 8.9 inch and the 7 inch.
02:07:10.000 The second generation ones, it's a professionally narrated audio book.
02:07:15.000 Amazing.
02:07:16.000 Yeah, it's pretty cool.
02:07:18.000 Yeah, that might actually get people to start reading books more and learning some shit.
02:07:22.000 That's the future.
02:07:24.000 But it sucks that Barnes& Noble is trying to keep you out.
02:07:28.000 Yeah, I mean, they really need me to fail.
02:07:30.000 So if I succeed next week, they're going to have a big world of trouble.
02:07:33.000 They're so silly.
02:07:34.000 Just sell the fucking book.
02:07:35.000 Stop being bullies.
02:07:37.000 Yeah, I mean, they're really being bullies.
02:07:38.000 And the thing is, I mean, I've had the prior two books...
02:07:43.000 Very successful.
02:07:44.000 They're picking the wrong guy to make an example of.
02:07:47.000 Your books are New York Times bestsellers.
02:07:49.000 Number one New York Times bestsellers.
02:07:50.000 Suck it, Amazon!
02:07:52.000 Or Barnes& Noble.
02:07:54.000 Suck it, Amazon, too.
02:07:55.000 Suck it!
02:07:56.000 No!
02:07:57.000 I'll suck Amazon for you.
02:07:58.000 Suck, Barnes& Noble.
02:07:59.000 Come on.
02:08:00.000 Barnes& Noble, get it together.
02:08:01.000 That's ridiculous.
02:08:02.000 Yeah, it's silly.
02:08:03.000 It's silly.
02:08:03.000 So, yeah, it's going to be a dogfight, though.
02:08:06.000 So we got some...
02:08:06.000 I could actually give you a scoop on some stuff that's happening next week.
02:08:10.000 So, for instance, nobody knows this yet.
02:08:13.000 Uh-oh.
02:08:14.000 Buckle up.
02:08:15.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:08:15.000 Do you have a breaking news sound?
02:08:18.000 I do.
02:08:19.000 Do you really?
02:08:20.000 Yeah.
02:08:20.000 You have a breaking news sound?
02:08:21.000 Yeah.
02:08:22.000 Ready?
02:08:22.000 Go.
02:08:22.000 I have to find it.
02:08:24.000 Oh, well.
02:08:24.000 Come on.
02:08:26.000 Semi-breaking news.
02:08:27.000 This was one of those fucking morning zoos.
02:08:31.000 That's not breaking news.
02:08:33.000 Oh, that was good.
02:08:34.000 That was worth the wait.
02:08:38.000 So, you know, what do you do when you get banned by bookstores?
02:08:40.000 Well, you open your own bookstores, is what you do.
02:08:43.000 So I am actually going to be taking an outlet.
02:08:46.000 I'm partnering with Panera Bread, which a lot of people don't realize.
02:08:50.000 Panera has like, what, 2,000 locations in the U.S.? And I'm doing a pilot starting, what's tomorrow?
02:08:56.000 Monday.
02:08:57.000 Tomorrow.
02:08:57.000 In New York City, people will be able to buy The 4-Hour Chef at retail at all of the four main Panera locations in New York City.
02:09:03.000 Interesting.
02:09:04.000 So like how Starbucks sells CDs now?
02:09:07.000 Exactly.
02:09:08.000 And that's a new thing, man.
02:09:10.000 I think that's the way to go.
02:09:11.000 That's a perfect place.
02:09:13.000 Starbucks and Panera Bread.
02:09:15.000 And they're also going to be, at the same time, piloting Panera Bread.
02:09:22.000 They're going to be piloting a slow carb diet hidden menu.
02:09:38.000 That's amazing.
02:09:40.000 How do you feel about seeing now, there's so much awareness for the content of food now?
02:09:47.000 See grass-fed meat everywhere now.
02:09:49.000 It's part of the vernacular now.
02:09:51.000 This didn't exist just five, six years ago.
02:09:53.000 You never heard that.
02:09:54.000 No, I think it's a great thing.
02:09:55.000 As long as the labels are policed to some extent so that assholes don't come along and start mislabeling things purposefully, which happens all the time.
02:10:03.000 But I think it's a great thing.
02:10:05.000 And, I mean, one of the goals that I have is to sort of create a supertrend Of about 20 million people who simply think about, let's say, purchasing food for breakfast differently or dinner differently.
02:10:21.000 And if you can create a super trend by getting roughly that number of people to change a certain buying habit, then I think that this country can really turn towards more of this smaller producer,
02:10:37.000 many suppliers versus I don't know,
02:11:00.000 12 months or so.
02:11:01.000 How much different would communities be if every neighborhood had a little mini farm?
02:11:07.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:11:08.000 Like a shared garden or a car garden.
02:11:10.000 And we all sort of chipped in and everybody had responsibility.
02:11:13.000 Like neighborhood watch type thing.
02:11:14.000 Yeah.
02:11:14.000 And it's not that far-fetched.
02:11:16.000 I mean, it's not that far-fetched at all.
02:11:18.000 Well, the problem with cars is that now we don't have communities anymore.
02:11:22.000 Like, I don't live near any of my friends.
02:11:24.000 I've been trying to get everybody to move near me.
02:11:26.000 That's not working.
02:11:27.000 We're gonna have to buy land somewhere.
02:11:29.000 But I thought, how great would it be if I lived in the same...