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00:07:03.000Steve Jobs probably would have went with the bigger screen.
00:07:05.000And you know what feels great about it, because I'm going to be using it as my second phone, is that if you don't want to pay for it, you could just lower your minutes down to almost nothing per month.
00:07:19.000I think the lowest, it was like six bucks a month for having just nothing.
00:08:27.000It's like walking around with an iPad in your pocket.
00:08:29.000When I look at it, I get envy, because people at shows, they come and they take pictures with me after the shows, and so many of them have that note, and I always go, ooh, I wish I had your phone.
00:08:49.000Do you remember, we've had phone envy for so long, me and you, you would have the E715, we're like, oh my god, they just released the E815, like the Motorola, the flip phones.
00:12:46.000We want to make sure, again as we said, that anything we get involved with is something that we would actually use, something that we would actually enjoy, and something that is coming from a really good place.
00:12:58.000There's a lot of video games that they make for the iPad that really are not really iPad games.
00:13:03.000They're like PC games that they port over to it.
00:13:08.000The way that this company, Kerosene Games, that makes Bladeslingers, they've made this game from the ground up for iPads and iPhones.
00:13:17.000So it's very intuitive touch controls.
00:13:20.000And with the ability that they have, these processors, For these iPads now and phones, that was always an issue with computer games back in the day.
00:13:30.000It was like, could your video card handle it?
00:13:32.000You know, like really stunning graphics.
00:13:34.000Remember playing Quake and those games when video cards were first coming out and people would have dual SLIs where they would have two video cards just to power the graphics.
00:13:45.000Well, these fucking iPads are so powerful now.
00:13:47.000I mean, you can see really amazing graphics on an iPad.
00:16:40.000You use your iPad to swipe and do certain signs when you're attacking and stuff like that, but the graphics are amazing.
00:16:47.000It's a fun game, and I think they're going to be adding on to it because it's a game that I see has a good future where they can just add new maps and stuff like that because they already have the groundwork down.
00:18:21.000They say, we'd like you to start introducing commercials in the middle of the podcast, and they can be pre-recorded, and we'll stick them in afterwards, but that seems sleazy.
00:18:31.000It seems like it interrupts the flow of the conversation, right?
00:19:39.000You know, you go to, like, when we're on tour, you're at the holiday, and he's like, and the shower only comes up to my chest between my nipples.
00:24:37.000It's like if you get lucky, you could grow up in a really awesome household where your mom and dad love you and they want to see you all the time.
00:24:44.000And you're growing up with people that have sort of a sense of perspective and they can educate you on the ways of the world and constantly give you love.
00:24:52.000Or you could grow up with a crazy fucking shithead mom and a nutty fucking violent abusive drug addict dad and you're fucked.
00:26:09.000You and I, all of us here, and to live in America, to live in 2012 in America, with fucking medicine and doctors and the internet and all this shit, you know?
00:26:20.000Well, it's interesting how our challenges change as, you're right, like, it's kind of a...
00:27:42.000Have you ever watched any of those shows, like Alaska shows, where these people are like homesteaders out there and they gather all their food within the summer months and then they fucking freeze their dicks off for like eight months out of the year?
00:29:13.000Yeah, it certainly becomes, you know, you have this connection with this animal that you're going after, trying to figure out how to keep pulling them out of their world by tricking them with fake fish.
00:29:23.000You know, what a ruthless fucking game fishing is.
00:29:26.000You throw out this impossibly beautiful, wiggling, sparkly thing that makes some poor fish just want to go bite it.
00:29:34.000And he bites it and gets literally pulled out of the dimension he exists in to another dimension that he can't survive in.
00:31:58.000There's a funny thing lately where, like, hardcore lefties, you know, what they like to call themselves progressives, they will criticize stereotypical Muslims in television and film.
00:32:12.000Like, I saw these progressives that were criticizing Homeland.
00:32:26.000But it's hilarious that they would never do that with cartoonish Christians.
00:32:30.000Like if there was like, you know, a TV show and all the Christians had God Hates Fags posters and were walking around, you would never hear progressions bitching about fundamentalist Christians that are represented in a cartoonish way.
00:32:43.000But fundamentalist Muslims, it's like, oh, we have to be aware and conscious and we have to be like really sensitive To, like, these foreign people and their ideas?
00:32:53.000Like, wackadoos that are brown, like, you have to be, like, really kind to them and show them kind.
00:32:58.000But wackadoos that are white and look too much like your relatives, like, fuck them.
00:35:30.000And I'm like, the bad guys aren't going to turn their guns in.
00:35:34.000Poor people are going to turn their guns in.
00:35:36.000It's a noble cause to try and alleviate violence of any kind.
00:35:40.000But at the same time, it's like they're already there.
00:35:43.000And I just don't see how they could go away.
00:35:45.000But I don't, I'm not making, fuck, that's like a strong statement.
00:35:49.000No, well you're making a logical statement because the real issue is not whether or not we change the laws, it's whether or not people are willing to break those laws.
00:35:56.000And the majority of crimes, violent crimes with guns, I believe in this country are committed with illegal guns.
00:36:09.000He violated a bunch of different laws before he ever left the house by just handling these guns and loading them and taking them out of there.
00:37:22.000It's amazing how behaved everybody is, for the most part.
00:37:26.000If you just look at the actual numbers of human beings, this is a crazy time to be alive.
00:37:31.000There's 300 million people in this continent, driving around in cars, getting stuck in traffic, and the amount of people that actually shoot people is relatively small.
00:37:43.000But when you compare it to other countries with stricter gun control laws, you see those numbers drop so much.
00:39:49.000I mean, maybe they're already doing this and I'm foolish, I don't know.
00:39:53.000But if you were to dissect their brains and literally if there was some sort of similar common thread of an excessive chemical or something...
00:40:36.000Because it's still, everybody's, you know, it's so painful.
00:40:40.000And I think that at the end of the day, there isn't anything that we're going to find out or be able to fix it, whether it's gun control or anything other than trying to...
00:40:49.000Trying to be, as a community, more aware of each other.
00:40:53.000You know, we're talking about all these things about, like, at your fingertips, and, like, we're, you know, we've got cell phones that do everything for us, and nobody, like, I think people stop paying attention to things.
00:41:02.000Like, just the most rudimentary level of human existence and communication of just, like, really seeing someone and being in touch with them.
00:41:12.000And I think some people get isolated and more and more isolated.
00:41:39.000I don't fucking know all my neighbors.
00:41:41.000You know, I live in a community of people that are basically strangers, you know, and they're strangers to their community and that's not how it used to be.
00:41:48.000There's something that happened to us when we invented automobiles and mass transit and the ability to move along great distances is we don't live and work close.
00:41:58.000We don't have the same sort of community that people did before they had cars.
00:42:02.000And that's sort of how human beings were invented, or rather how human beings developed.
00:42:07.000We developed to grow up in these communities, tribes, where we all stuck together, we all hunted together, we farmed together, we gathered together, we raised each other's children.
00:42:15.000And then someone figured out cars and it just stopped.
00:42:18.000They just started like, let's live in the fucking east side and let's drive up across town.
00:43:44.000Well, we would have to if we lost our ability to travel distances.
00:43:47.000That would really fuck a lot of people up.
00:43:50.000If something happened and society was thrown into chaos and we lost our ability to get oil and gas, it's not that far outside the realm of possibility.
00:44:00.000If we look at the face of the earth, like when scientists start going into the past and see some of the cataclysmic events that have happened, Like, you know, the predate human beings.
00:45:02.000So basically what's going to happen is Friday, when the end of the world comes, and we've got some stragglers, which will clearly be the majority of the will turn.
00:45:11.000I feel like this is a real hot spot for...
00:47:05.000It's about this woman, or excuse me, this woman is talking about her own son who has a lot of similarities between him and the shooter from Sandy Hook.
00:47:15.000And there's all these, my phone's kind of freezing here, but it's talking about her struggles with him and the diagnosis they're giving him, all the mood-altering drugs, and they just don't know how to handle it.
00:47:58.000There's different, there's a gradient, there's like a spectrum of different, there's people that are just a little crazy.
00:48:05.000They're okay, but they're just a little crazy.
00:48:06.000And then there's people that literally don't see reality the way we all agree it looks.
00:48:11.000There's these people that you see them sitting on the side of the road, and they're talking to themselves, and they're covered in dirt, and they haven't washed in a year, and they're nodding back and forth and having conversations like, okay, what's that guy seeing?
00:50:31.000Well, you know, from his point, there's a lot of people that think that the life of a showbiz person is just fucking drugs and barely keeping it together and stumbling onto stage the night that, you know...
00:50:49.000It totally, and you know, I'm sure, because it's like, when you're on the road, and you're just moving all the time, and you're never in the same place, you're never in this, like, you're fucking lonely, you know, you're, there's just so much going on, like, drinking, you know.
00:51:06.000There's a real comfort in repetition, too.
00:51:46.000It's nice that you can count on each other.
00:51:48.000It's nice that you both keep your shit together.
00:51:51.000I remember one time when we first started touring together, Ben got really drunk, and he had really long hair, and I held his hair while he pute.
00:52:35.000It's cool that you guys can count on each other, that you know that you're both in it to do the right shit, to get it done, that you're both in it to make great music.
00:52:44.000It's like a lot of bands have an issue.
00:53:20.000It did not turn me on sexually, but it did turn me on socially because I knew I was going to post this online and people were going to go bananas.
00:57:49.000Who's a woman, but is almost as jacked as Joe Rogan, and just a massive frame of a man, of a typical man, but actually is a woman, you know.
01:02:30.000A Queens woman trapped for 34 years in a man's body wins a battle with her insurance company that balked at paying for her sex change operation.
01:13:07.000There's nothing wrong with smoking them.
01:13:08.000I don't like to tell anyone or do it in public because I'm embarrassed, but I'm satisfied because I'm not smoking regular cigarettes because I love them, but they're bad for me.
01:13:18.000Well, I don't think electronic cigarettes are good for you either.
01:13:20.000That was one of the douchiest things I've ever seen in my life.
01:13:43.000But the image that they're trying to portray is like this man who's like rugged with his like his stubble by the ocean with like a seaman's jacket on you know I mean he has this fucking Jack Kerouac look to him like he's gonna go write the great American novel and he's just so cool to be around goes to the local bar and they all know him by name you know me and Buck Angel like to smoke cigarettes on the beach that's what they should do we should Comes out,
01:14:09.000the Buck Angel's pregnant with Stephen Dorff's love child.
01:15:06.000That's what the dude from ER. I'm not sure, but all I know is my friend told me about it and forgive me if I misquote myself.
01:15:15.000But the show is about these aliens that come to Earth, and they look like people, and they don't have substantial up-to-date information on how to integrate themselves into the human society.
01:15:27.000They have this sports almanac from 1985, so they all give themselves names like Jackie Joyner-Kersee and Larry Bird and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and it's like a six-year-old white kid, and his name's Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
01:16:28.000If you're in Venice, or anywhere near it, and you can get there, I think it's only like 40 bucks for an hour and a half or something like that.
01:17:52.000That crazy bitch song, when I think about my ex-girlfriends, all of them, they could play all my memories of every chick that I dated until I was like 26 and throw them together with a Buck Cherry song, that crazy bitch song.
01:18:06.000Just all of my memories of every crazy one of them splice them all together.
01:19:38.000I'm a real personality kind of girl, so the whole thing, I think just the actual visual is such a shock to my system of like a big dude who's like picking me up and his shirt's off and he's hairless and greasy.
01:19:53.000But were you willing to let it go and like accept the fantasy?
01:20:11.000The big dude thing is such a crazy phenomenon to me.
01:20:17.000So if you could go into a parallel dimension, which could never be accessed again, and those Chippendales guys could just run a train on you, but no one would ever know, you'd be cool with that.
01:20:55.000We were at the amateur wrestling night, and there was one of those dudes, and it was like, he was not, obviously, he wasn't grade A top choice muscle meat for me, but he was really interesting, and there was like...
01:28:03.000But we played with my roommate, this very talented musician, Ben Lewis, and he played, we did it a little trio style, and he played mandolin and sings, so it was kind of, it really sounded bluegrass.
01:28:16.000I mean, when you think, like, you guys perform so much together, I would think you have almost like a sort of an ESP when it comes to doing a song together and you know how to, like, ebb and flow with each other.
01:28:26.000Does it, like, when you, like, a song like that where you haven't done as a duo before and you were just doing it?
01:28:31.000Yeah, because you don't want it to suck.
01:35:21.000You know, I mean, you guys are like bandmates, really good friends.
01:35:26.000That's a weird position for a man and a woman to be like really good friends, isn't it, in this day and age?
01:35:31.000Well, yeah, because it's, you know, it's difficult in a lot of different ways because, you know, for the significant others that we date, that's like a, that's a big one, you know,
01:38:33.000We're there two weeks and you go out and you're seeing people that you know.
01:38:36.000And you can get across town in 15 minutes and everybody just kind of wants to hang.
01:38:39.000It's like a big sitting on the porch beer drinking community.
01:38:43.000Yeah, it's like, I think that when towns get too big, and there's a lot of great things about LA, there's a lot of, I mean, there's so many great restaurants, there's so many places to go.
01:40:14.000He used to live in West Hollywood, and he liked living in West Hollywood because he felt like when he lived there, the pace was like a faster pace because everybody was doing things.
01:40:24.000It made him feel like he had to get up and get things done.
01:44:16.000They're the same people that produced the UFC shows.
01:44:19.000My friend Anthony Giordano, he's the director of it.
01:44:22.000And he's the one who did my last one, Talking Monkeys in Space 2. I'm really excited to do it this way for a couple reasons.
01:44:28.000One, I think it's the best way to distribute things, to distribute them online, and to do it directly to your fans instead of having to go through Comedy Central or any of these other...
01:44:37.000For a comic, to have an outlet to release your stuff, there's only a few options.
01:44:42.000You could do an HBO thing or a Showtime thing.
01:44:46.000Unfortunately, you have to actually sit down with people when you do that, and they have to decide what they like about your material, what they don't like, and That shit is whack.
01:44:56.000The worst thing about being a comedian is when you go to release your stuff and there's other people that have a say or want to have a say in the actual content.
01:48:39.000The level of interaction between white people and black people, it's way higher in Atlanta.
01:48:45.000And that's a fucking real problem with LA. LA is, first of all, kind of segregated, and second of all, it's such a car culture that people don't really...
01:48:56.000It's not like on the subways in New York, people will mingle.
01:49:20.000The idea that you get a little less crime that way, and it's a little safer that way, but you miss out on a little bit of the whole experience of being a human.
01:49:31.000In Atlanta, there's a lot of mixing going on.
01:50:30.000So part of it took that time because I had a new website that just went live last week, and it takes a long time to get like a professional website design company to build like exactly what you want and, you know, to...
01:50:42.000The website traffic has been so crazy that it's gotten to a point where I needed something that was a little bit more robust and a little bit more functional.
01:50:51.000Incorporating the podcast into it, we're working on a totally new podcast website now and that's the next step.
01:50:57.000But this whole podcast thing, it's gotten so out of control, it's almost like, I don't know if you feel about it the same way I do, but I always feel like we're on a fucking little boat on top of some crazy wave, and we're like, whoa!
01:51:43.000We're having the fucking time of our lives.
01:51:45.000I just want to tell you guys, as much as you people are enjoying it, we get these emails, we get these tweets and text messages.
01:51:52.000I get these emails every day that tell people, or people telling us rather, that the podcast has changed their life and changed the way they think about things and the conversations we've had with...
01:54:55.000Well, speaking of, I want to say that we have a show in Cleveland, my hometown, on 1226. That's the day after Christmas at the House of Blues in downtown.
01:55:03.000And I feel like it's like only half full right now.
01:59:43.000Well, I listen to a lot of, like, juxtaposed with, my folks run an Italian restaurant, so I grew up with a lot of, like, jazz, like Rosemary Clooney and Frank Sinatra and Louis Prima and stuff like that.
02:02:33.000They're junkies, and they're born into this world, junkies.
02:02:38.000And then they go out as young men with these full raging hormones, and it's this massive quest to figure out how to get someone to touch you.
02:04:00.000Well, before slavery was illegal, That's what most shit was made with.
02:04:07.000They made more clothes with hemp and more flags and sails.
02:04:13.000All that stuff was made with hemp because it's much, much stronger than cotton.
02:04:17.000And then when Eli Whitney came along and made the cotton gin, then it became really easy to make shit with cotton.
02:04:23.000And then the decorticator was invented in the 1930s and the 1930s was right after prohibition for alcohol had ended and they were trying to figure out what to do with all these fucking drug enforcement agents that were you know assigned to go after alcohol and one of the things they did It was a concerted effort between this guy William Randolph Hearst that owned all the newspapers.
02:04:48.000And the cover of Popular Science magazine had this article, Hemp, the New Billion Dollar Crop.
02:04:53.000And so everybody was switching over to hemp because they had created this decorticator, which allows you to effectively process the hemp fiber, the stalk of the plant, which is incredibly useful for making paper and clothes.
02:05:05.000It allowed you to process it without slavery.
02:05:08.000Allows you to process it economically effectively.
02:05:11.000And so William Randolph Hearst started printing all these articles about marijuana and about how marijuana was causing blacks and Mexicans to rape white women.
02:06:08.000But that's the only reason why it's still legal today.
02:06:10.000Why it's still legal today is now it's gone from a textile and an issue with nylon.
02:06:16.000Now it's gone to pharmaceutical drugs.
02:06:18.000And the influence of pharmaceutical drugs is the only reason why it's...
02:06:21.000And then there's also people that would profit from it being illegal, like prison guard unions actively spend money to try to keep marijuana illegal.
02:06:30.000Private prisons, they will actively try to spend money to keep marijuana illegal because they want to keep their prisons stocked because that's how they make money.
02:07:14.000We're going to look back on this day in the future when they have full access to everything, including thoughts and all misinformation will be accounted for and corrected.
02:07:26.000We will look back with great shame at how stupid we ran this world.
02:07:31.000We will look back with great shame at the people that we called our leaders and what a group of fucking monkeys they are.
02:07:40.000When you see them arguing about the fiscal cliff and all this other nonsense, you realize these are incredibly flawed human beings from a different time and an era.
02:07:50.000And they're all trying to appease these fucking monsters that put them into position.
02:07:55.000These corporations, they spend millions of dollars in a sociopathic way to try to profit from these fucks representing them.
02:08:04.000We're going to look back on this, and we're going to be really, really shocked that we were this weak.
02:08:09.000We're going to be really shocked that it was this pathetic with our incredible access to information, that we were still this wonky with our system of government and our system of money and welfare and protecting each other and our sense of community and our willingness to go into wars.
02:09:35.000So it's like our options are wait for it to completely fall apart and come up with something totally new or slowly sort of chip away at this horrible problem that our ancestors have created and left us with.
02:10:38.000That a guy like Mitt Romney can have this incredibly horrific record in business and still put himself up as a businessman for the people and almost get elected.
02:10:50.000But it's just as crazy that a guy like Obama can win the Nobel Peace Prize and then send 30,000 more people with guns to Afghanistan.
02:11:51.000Sometimes there's a lot of energy put towards, you know, defaming the people in power and saying, and I'm not a supporter of a lot of the people that you're talking about or the systems that govern, but I think it was interesting, like this last week, sorry to get back on this, but...
02:12:08.000And there's this knee-jerk reaction that comes from a place of anger with a lot of people.
02:12:13.000And I think that ends up just being wasted energy.
02:12:16.000When people just start spouting off about how things aren't the way they should be and reacting angrily, it takes away energy from changing individual lifestyles, which is the only thing we can really do, right?
02:12:30.000Like, that's the only thing that you can change is how you're living your life and your usage of these resources that are basically the reason why we're in all these difficult situations.
02:12:39.000Because the way we live our lives takes up X amount of resource from, you know, Afghan Joe.
02:12:44.000So we have to go in there and take his stuff and create, you know, complicated situations we can't get out of.
02:13:19.000It's a fucking completely disconnected country with nuclear arms and a hate for India, their next-door neighbor.
02:13:25.000And, I mean, we had Shane Smith from Vice.com, and he was talking about how, you know, leaders from that part of the world have, like, said they want to strap themselves with nuclear bombs and go over and destroy their enemies.
02:14:16.000And if you don't protect the people, then that's most likely going to happen because we really haven't evolved enough to not have it happen.
02:14:24.000You know, it would be beautiful if everybody was all peace, love, and kumbaya.
02:14:27.000But the reality is, if you actually pay attention to the news, there's a lot of non-kumbaya type shit going down all over the world.
02:14:37.000The problem is, you got a military and then you have a bunch of people that decide, you know, we'll fucking send these bitches over here and then we got some oil and we'll just make a lot of money.
02:16:20.000If there's an alien, I think the alien is the internet.
02:16:23.000This alien entity that is created by humans that allows people to connect and exponentially grow together in some strange way that would never be possible without it.
02:16:36.000To have access to information that would never be available.
02:17:42.000Apparently he had a girl hopping up and down on his Johnson and she miscalculated her exit and re-entry and it was tanked to tip, snapped his P9 and the homeboy was in the hospital for several days getting his shaft repaired and who knows if he ever totally recovered.
02:25:52.000It's like, as an entertainer, I'm sure you guys can relate to this, especially being around a lot of other entertainers.
02:25:58.000You guys are very balanced, but not a lot of us are.
02:26:01.000A lot of us are very me, me, me, me, me.
02:26:04.000And it's really hard to get past that.
02:26:06.000There's a lot of selfish ideas out there in the world of art and creativity.
02:26:11.000And one of the things that's been really freeing to me is to actually have someone in my life, have people in my life, not just one, a gang of these little people, that I literally love more than I like me.
02:36:02.000Oh God of love, make me a fine prince Won't you lock me down, savage my innocence Give me hands to hold, give me skin to taste Give him my hips to throw And I'll give him my time to waste And I'll do you right And I'll praise your name And I'll pay your tab Even
02:36:33.000though you drive me crazy What do I have to do?
02:36:38.000Get on my hands and knees What do I have to do?
02:37:25.000Or turning lovers into enemies Oh, even scores Could I ever ask for more?
02:37:40.000And it's what I got What I've been waiting for Cause I feel confused Feel like a train wreck Like all the flowers died And it ain't winter yet And I'm the quiet guy And I'm a silent soul So won't you help me stand and pay my toll?
02:43:41.000It was, I mean, the guy, if you don't know the story, a guy on my message board sent me a message, a personal message that said, this is going to be your new favorite band.
02:43:48.000And it was you guys playing Angel of Death on the top of a roof somewhere in LA. And it was an acoustic version of it.
02:44:30.000You know, not to segue from stalkers at all, because that's like a wrong place to go from, but I do want to have a little shout out and a thank you to all the amazing Death Squad fans that have come to our shows.
02:44:42.000There's some incredible people that we've met on our...
02:44:45.000Don't you ever think you'd be thanking a Death Squad?
02:45:04.000Opie, when we walked in, I walked in with Tate Fletcher, this big giant dude from The Ultimate Fighter, a good buddy of ours, and Eddie Bravo, who's a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.